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Iknow it doesn’t feel like spring yet, especially because it’s still raining here on the Central Coast. But it’s coming, and New Times has a special calendar ready for you to take advantage of all the sunny days ahead. Calendar Editor Caleb Wiseblood put together a set of listings to highlight all the music, performances, artists, festivals, kids activities, and art you can experience in the months ahead as part of our annual Spring Arts guide [17]
This week, you can also read about what’s happening with the Anderson Hotel in SLO and its affordable housing [8], Hearst Castle employees who believe the state park could do more about safety [9], a Los Osos skater who upcycles used materials into art canvases [39], and the place to go for Chicago-style food in Nipomo [42].
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South County hit hard by new round of rainstorms
Residents and government officials were on high alert for the round of storms that hit the Central Coast from March 10 through 14, eager to avoid a repeat of damages done by the atmospheric rivers in January.
Oceano local Courtney Cain, whose flooded property left her stranded at the beginning of the year, is better prepared now.
“We are stocking up on fresh drinking water,” she told New Times on March 13. “I just stocked my pantry with foods that don’t require cooking or are easy to prepare without power in case the electricity goes out.”
Heavy rainfall earlier in March had left Cain’s household without power for 48 hours, she said. No
power also means no running water for Cain. Her husband had to hook their fridge up to a generator to keep food cold. Those experiences left her with survival lessons for the storm on March 14.
“We are also going to have a gas can filled as well, and also purchased a propane camp stove to cook on if need be,” Cain said. “My husband has a large wood [pile] split and stacked so that we can keep a fire going to heat the house.”
The latest downpours did flood her property again but her power didn’t go out.
Oceano resident April Dury told New Times that county officials braced for the storm too. She met with SLO County Sheriff’s Office Cmdr. Keith Scott on March 10 by the Arroyo Grande Creek levee, which was breached on the south side in January, flooding Oceano.
“He advised me that they were about to let the creek out on purpose,” Dury said.
Rachel Dion, SLO County emergency services coordinator, clarified that “to let the creek out” referred to a notch installed on the repaired south side of the levee that allowed for slow drainage into the agricultural fields away from residential and commercial areas. Both Dion and Dury said that the county ensured that the north side of the levee was fortified after discovering gopher holes there.
There were no reported damages to the levee after the March 14 storm.
Overall, Dury said she felt that Oceano’s needs were met during the March storms.
“[Fourth District Supervisor] Jimmy Paulding had information for Oceano available to us that was fresh, topical, and bilingual,” she said. “In the last two months, we’ve had more good leadership in Oceano than we’ve had in the last few months.”
With evacuation warnings issued for areas near both the north and south sides of the levee between March 10 and 14, Paulding’s office kept South County residents informed through mailers, social media, and a newsletter after getting updates from the county Office of Emergency Services.
“The last storm took us by surprise,” Paulding told New Times. “The protocols in place at the county have been strengthened, and communication has improved.”
Paulding and his fellow supervisors were racing to finalize a new emergency declaration for SLO County in a special meeting on March 16. The emergency declaration issued by President Joe Biden in January only opens individual assistance for residents struggling with storm damages that occurred from winter storms and flooding that began Dec. 27, 2022, through Jan. 31, 2023. Residents have through March 16 to file aid recovery applications for that time period.
The county is encouraging anyone who experienced damage from the more recent storms to report it to readyslo.org.
“It will determine if the county will qualify for individual assistance for the most recent storm,” Paulding spokesperson James Sofranko said. “Storm damage beginning February are not considered under the previous emergency declaration.”
Arroyo Grande City Manager Whitney McDonald confirmed that city staff are also trying to document storm damage, especially for impacted residents on Tally Ho Road. A segment of the city that has historically dealt with floods over the years, Tally Ho saw rising water levels once again in March. The city issued an evacuation warning that lasted from 3 a.m. to 10 p.m. on March 14.
“I do believe there were some people on Tally Ho who began replacing drywall [after the January storms] that were maybe in a position to replace again,” McDonald said.
She added that the city installed roll-away containers for Tally Ho residents to dispose storm debris, and Arroyo Grande paid to haul that away to landfills. McDonald also visited Lake Lopez on the morning of March 14—a reservoir of high interest for the city because of the local stage 1 drought declaration. A unusually wet winter season filled the reservoir to almost 88 percent capacity as of March 15.
“To go from a drought to over 80 percent full in one season is miraculous,” McDonald said. “We were thinking of taking the next step in our water contingency planning and do cutbacks. This season of rain has really saved us.”
McDonald said there was still a considerable way to go before a potential spill. Lopez reservoir has only hit capacity 18 times since the dam was built in 1969. It overflowed every year from 1969 to 1987, with the last spill recorded in the 1998 to 1999 winter.
“Even though [the storm] has created damage, which is devastating, at the same time it has created this water source and saved most of the community from additional drastic drought,” she said.
—Bulbul Rajagopal
Advance prep, vigilance helped stave off catastrophic storm impacts, officials say
With soils saturated and waterways still flushing out the rainwater from the March 10 storm on March 14, city of SLO Public Works Director Matt Horn said he had crews working around the clock, across the city, to try to avoid the kind of catastrophic flooding the city saw two months ago.
“That’s what we were fearful of from yesterday’s [back-to-back] event. We had 26 staff running around all day, eight staff all night, to mitigate issues,” Horn said on March 15. “We fared fairly well.”
As of New Times’ press time, county and city officials generally agreed that SLO County dodged a bullet with the latest winter storm onslaught. While some property and road damage was reported
across the region, the county experienced no fatalities or widespread infrastructural failures like on Jan. 9.
“We actually fared really well today,” County Office of Emergency Services Spokesperson Rachel Dion said on March 14. “We haven’t seen as much widespread flooding.”
On March 15, the county lifted evacuation orders
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BUTTRESS San Luis Obispo County officials repaired the breached south side of the Arroyo Grande Creek levee after early January’s storms, installed a notch to allow for drainage, and fixed the gopher holes that riddled the north side in preparation for more storms.
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for Oceano residents south of the Arroyo Grande Creek levee and evacuation warnings for vulnerable areas of Arroyo Grande, Paso Robles, Morro Bay, Grover Beach, and Cayucos.
But in at least one instance of a Jan. 9 repeat, about 100 Lake Nacimiento residents are again cut off from services after the same section of Chimney Rock Road that was damaged on Jan. 9 “completely collapsed” in the latest storm.
According to the county, the March 10 storm—which brought more than 10 inches of rain to the nearby hills—destabilized a 50-foot-by-100-foot area of soil holding up the temporarily repaired stretch of Chimney Rock. While the surrounding lake waters had helped stabilize the soil, a combination of Monterey County’s drawing down of the lake and the new storm’s raging waters caused it to crumble.
The road is expected to be closed for a month or two, and county officials said they’re in touch with the stranded south shore lake residents about how to help them get access to services.
“We’re putting a plan together on how we’ll assist folks,” Dion said.
The improved storm outcomes for SLO County this month are no accident, officials said. Since the Jan. 9 disaster, local communities and residents have been laser focused on preparing for future rains, as the winter season continues to deliver historic storm events.
“After Jan. 9, basically our primary objective is storm recovery and preparation,” SLO city’s Horn said. “One of the things we focused a huge amount of resources on was doing debris removal in San Luis Creek, from Prado Road to Los Osos Valley Road, and through the Prefumo Creek area. That work has paid off dividends.”
In Los Osos, local Community Services District (CSD) crews closely monitored water levels in a stormwater retention basin that was breached on Jan. 9 and sent a mudslide into dozens of homes.
CSD General Manager Ron Munds said he stayed at the basin site until 11 p.m. on March 14 as rains persisted to ensure that the district’s temporary flood control solution was working.
As a short-term fix, the CSD has closed off the damaged portion of the basin, which, in turn, reduces its overall retention capacity. Officials are then pumping excess basin water out and releasing it onto Pecho Valley Road to keep it from violently spilling out to the road.
“It shoots out like a water cannon onto Pecho, and that’s when it can be dangerous for traffic,” Munds said. “We try to get it pumped down, but it’s, can we keep up? Fortunately, the rain came in at a rate we were able to keep up with.”
Munds said that communities on the Central Coast are more aware than ever about the potential for storm destruction and have been preparing accordingly.
“We have adjusted,” he said. “It’s been such a quick learning curve from early January to now. We’re better at anticipating. We’re better at having backup plans. … Our contingency planning is way better, and county coordination is way better. We are, in a weird way, adapting.”
—Peter Johnson
Morro Bay floods again with March storms
Fallen trees, portions of a deck, and even refrigerators floated down Morro Creek in the wake of two atmospheric rivers that dumped more than 4 inches near Morro Bay between March 10 and 14.
The SLO County Public Works rainfall tracker near Canet Cemetery off Highway 1 outside of Morro Bay recorded almost 2 inches of rain on Friday, March 10, and close to 2.5 inches of rain on Tuesday, March 14.
Morro Bay declared a local emergency on March 10 due to “rising creek levels and damage or threatened damage to local infrastructure, homes, and businesses due to flooding.” During a March 15 special meeting, the City Council adopted a resolution affirming that local emergency declaration.
Morro Bay Fire Chief Dan McCrain told New Times that areas primarily impacted by flooding from the recent storms included Silver City mobile home parks, homes along Morro Creek, and businesses along Main Street, Preston Lane, and Errol Street. McCrain said that the city had issued an evacuation warning to residents living in those areas, which were also impacted by the Jan. 9 and 10 storms.
“After the storm on Friday, people have begun to repopulate back into the mobile home park,” McCrain said around 4:30 p.m. on March 13. “But we’ve been proactively making contact with those residents advising them to be prepared for the upcoming storm to seek alternative shelter if their houses [are] in that flood area.”
In order to alleviate the potential impacts of the storms, Director of Public Works Greg Kwolek told New Times that the city cleared debris from under the Main Street bridge.
During those efforts on March 10, Kwolek said that city officials identified the cause of flooding on Main Street through the use of aerial photography.
“There is no simple solution to the Main Street flooding problem,” Kwolek said. “We have, however, identified the source of the flooding—it is upstream on private property.”
Kwolek said that the flooding that was happening upstream on Morro Creek and Little Morro Creek is extending to areas north and south of the Main Street bridge.
“That includes the businesses along Main Street to the south of the bridge, and that includes the businesses and the trailer parks north of the bridge,” Kwolek said. “Those are all getting flooded before the water even gets to the bridge because the creek is jumping its banks.”
But clearing out those creek beds poses a problem, as the upstream areas of Morro Creek lie on private property, which is something the city will have to work with the property owners to find a solution to, Kwolek said.
“The flooding is happening on private property and so hoping we can come together to get solutions for that. It’s not going to happen overnight. It’s going to possibly take years,” Kwolek said. “If we do get involved in a project or facilitate a project on behalf of property owners, [it] could take years with permitting and everything. But there is no simple solution to the Main Street flooding problem.”
Kwolek said that the city had an excavator stationed on the Main Street bridge during the storm on March 10 in order to clear out any additional debris that could cause more flooding.
“I personally saw two refrigerators float down the creek from private property, and so we’re able to take those out of the bridge and dispose of them. We have huge logs that are coming down at high speeds and then getting stuck along the bridge; we take them out immediately,” Kwolek said. “So that’s been really helpful and that’s something that you know, we’re doing this time that we did do a little bit on Jan. 9, but we didn’t have anyone there full time working on it.”
—Shwetha Sundarrajan
Arroyo Grande City Council questions draft safe parking site ordinance
The Arroyo Grande City Council’s study session on an ordinance about a local safe parking program site met with a polite
warning against being too hasty.
“What is that proposed plan that would come before you?” asked Janna Nichols, executive director of the 5 Cities Homeless Coalition, at the March 14 meeting. “I caution between jumping too far ahead versus what you need to do to put the legs in place.”
City Council’s deliberation of the proposed draft ordinance initially had the prime objective of defining in its municipal code what a safe parking site looked like, especially because this type of land use is new to Arroyo Grande. Setting a definition is something Nichols advocated for, both to the City Council and to New Times, in the face of San Luis Obispo County phasing out its unsuccessful safe parking site on Oklahoma Avenue.
According to previous New Times reporting, a uniform understanding of specific support services for the homeless has helped Nichols find some success in Grover Beach’s Cabins for Change program.
Instead, during the March 14 meeting council members wondered about the complex future threads that could come with a potential safe parking site—ranging from the presence of security guards to confusion about the appeals process.
“I understand it’s frustrating dealing with government,” Mayor Caren Ray Russom said at the meeting. “We move slow and it’s like molasses.”
Inspired by talks to alleviate rising homelessness in 2020 with faith-based leaders from St. John’s Lutheran Church and a subsequent temporary site set up at the church’s parking lot, Arroyo Grande staff drafted the safe parking ordinance hoping that the council would one day include it in the city plan. Public correspondence detailed that another safe parking site once existed in the city.
“More than 10 years ago … St. Barnabas [Episcopal Church] worked with the city and started a safe parking program on our site at 301 Trinity Ave.,” wrote church rector Rob Keim. “I am told that the program lasted less than a month since the client registration process was too onerous, and the overnight monitoring was more than we could staff.”
Community Development Director Brian Pedrotti previously told New Times that churches had pushed back a few years ago asking for a more streamlined permitting process. Faith leaders wanted to swap out the city-recommended conditional use permit for a more discretionary land use permit that would be exempt from public hearings,
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Pedrotti said. But sidestepping hearings became a point of focus at the March 14 meeting.
All council members questioned the “unique appeals process.” According to the draft, a safe parking site applicant or property owners within 300 feet of the proposed site can appeal Pedrotti’s decision within 14 days of mailers sent to residents living near an approved site. The appeal would appear on the City Council’s consent agenda. It will only be pulled out for public hearing if the council doesn’t agree with Pedrotti’s appeal findings.
“Normal appeals get their hearing no matter what,” Councilmember Jim Guthrie said. “In this case, the council can choose not to hear it.”
A successful safe parking site application will set its host back by $756 to pay for staff time. Planning Manager Andrew Perez told council members that even though staff hasn’t thought that far ahead, they anticipate a similar fee for appealing a site, too. Guthrie countered that limiting public input through hearings at the council’s discretion isn’t fair because of the attached fee.
“It’s likely that their appeal will be denied. It just seems to me that if they’re paying, they’re going to get their day in court, for lack of a better term,” Guthrie said.
With Russom calling the new appeals process a “deal-breaker” for her, the City Council agreed that officials also need to create a common definition for safe parking sites and who it serves, with a focus on what “safe” entails. The proposed ordinance will
also limit RVs and recreational campers from using approved sites to avoid long-term stays.
City staff will refine the ordinance with the council’s recommendations, and the new draft will be presented to the Planning Commission at a later date, after which the council will review it for adoption.
—Bulbul Rajagopal
March storms deliver almost 9 inches of rain to Cambria
Rain, heavy winds, and mudslides took Cambria by storm after the coastal town got inundated by 8.4 inches of rain between March 9 and 14, according to the SLO County rainfall data.
Although parts of Cambria flooded on March 10, when a rain gauge on Main Street measured 4.6 inches of rain, Fire Chief Justin Vincent told New Times that Cambria avoided any severe flooding events in the storm that followed due to the rains coming after high tide.
“We have damage to a lot of the roadways. And we’ve had some mudslides and some hills that have slid, causing there to be some road closures in the Pine Knoll area,” Vincent said. “We will continue to assess and see any other damages that have occurred throughout the community. But overall, nobody was hurt, [and] nobody was killed. Cambria, I think, weathered the storm pretty well.”
The rain that slammed Cambria on March 10 caused Santa Rosa Creek to rise more than 16 feet that morning, hitting its peak of 21.24
feet by 11:51 a.m. on March 10.
“That did kind of take us off guard,” Vincent said. “Luckily, our fire department was prepared for that possibility. But it kind of happened without any warning. They never said, ‘Hey, the water’s rising,’ or ‘It’s getting near.’ It was, ‘Hey, we’re flooded.’ So it went from zero to 60 very quickly.”
Fire crews went to Oak Terrace Mobile Home Park, where they were able to go from door to door in order to evacuate 14 individuals to a nearby Catholic church. As creek levels receded, individuals were able to return to their homes later in the day on March 10.
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“A massive layer of mud now covers that area,” Vincent said. “Any of their plants or things they had around their mobile home were definitely damaged or flooded away. But as far as their houses, the fact that they sit on stilts, I think saved them from all having massive damage.”
The flooding also impacted the Cambria Community Services District (CSD) Facilities and Resources department located on Rodeo Grounds Road, to the point where the staff was displaced, Acting General Manager Ray Dienzo said. Staff and equipment were relocated to a drier location, Dienzo said.
Santa Rosa Creek also inundated a lift station located near the hardware store in the Tin City area, causing a sewage spill on March 10.
“Staff’s efforts to prevent this inundation proved futile as creek levels rose to the point
that staff was not able to safely access the site,” a statement from the CSD states.
Dienzo told New Times that the spill was stopped on March 11 around 9:44 a.m. and that repairs were ongoing.
“Very simply, it was overrun by the creek. There is a riser to keep high water from getting into the wet well, and there was just too much water and it just overtopped it,” Dienzo said, adding that the CSD was looking at future projects to move the lift station to higher ground to prevent similar incidents in the future.
The leak released around 177,000 gallons of sewage into Santa Rosa Creek, Dienzo said. But that did not affect the drinking water system.
“The good thing about it though is that the creek was so full and overflowing that [even though] the amount of sewage was a lot, it was not compared to the water flowing through the creek at the time,” Dienzo said. “The good news is that it was contained and won’t leak anymore.”
Vincent said that in the wake of the January storms, the fire department was able to request additional equipment like swiftwater rescue gear, chainsaws, rain gear, and other equipment to handle future storm events more efficiently.
“It really paid off as all of that stuff came in just before this last weather event of last week, last Friday, and we were able to utilize all of our acquired gear to really mitigate every emergency we responded to,” he said. ∆
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‘Huge lift’
Housing Authority acquires Anderson Hotel thanks to state grant, local partnerships
It took a community-wide push and nearly $20 million in state and federal funds, but the Anderson Hotel in downtown San Luis Obispo is set to continue providing affordable housing for the long haul.
The Housing Authority of SLO (HASLO) is closing a sale this month to take ownership of the five-story apartment complex on Monterey Street, after it previously leased the property and rented all 68 of its units to vulnerable, low-income tenants.
Once the sale clears, HASLO will start construction on an extensive remodel of the 1920s-era building, which is expected to take between 18 months and two years, according to the agency.
“It’s a great project for our community, and it was a huge lift by a lot of different parts of our community,” said Scott Collins, HASLO’s executive director. “It’s very exciting. We’re pretty close to the finish line.”
That finish line—getting the Anderson Hotel into public ownership—seemed out of reach just a few years ago. But key sources of public funding, including the same state grant that enabled HASLO and other nonprofits to convert a Motel 6 in Paso Robles into homeless and affordable housing, ultimately made it possible.
“This would not have worked without all those sources coming together,” Collins said.
Getting out of limbo
In 2020, the Anderson Hotel’s former private owner, 995 Partnership, put the building up for sale amid mounting pressure from HASLO to invest in repairs to the century-old complex, according to past New Times reporting.
That threw the apartments’ future— namely their long-term availability as affordable housing in downtown SLO—into question.
“It’s a complicated building,” former HASLO Executive Director Scott Smith said last year. “We’ve been operating it under a master lease on the property. But it’s gotten more and more difficult because as the building ages, it needs work. I think the owners realize that, and we just couldn’t continue master leasing it without major
updates. … Our concern is losing this housing.”
In order to guarantee that the Anderson continued to serve its at-risk residents, HASLO needed to find not just $12.1 million to buy it, but $23.5 million to fund the renovations. Collins said that the aging building needs structural upgrades, new windows, ADA retrofits, electrical and plumbing work, and more.
Local agencies and community groups joined forces to piece together the funding. The city of SLO and SLO County contributed $3.7 million of their American Rescue Plan Act funds to it. U.S. Rep. Salud Carbajal (D-Santa Barbara) secured an additional $2 million in federal funds.
Then in late 2022, HASLO received a $11.6 million boost from Project Homekey—a state grant program that supports the use of existing buildings, like motels or apartment complexes, to preserve or create low-income housing.
State tax credits are helping fill the remaining funding gaps, according to Collins.
“It’s a big lift,” Collins said. “It’s worthwhile, given [the Anderson Hotel’s] proximity to services. This project will preserve affordable housing for 55 years. There will be folks who have little to no income at all who will benefit from this project.”
Tenants at the Anderson Hotel are historically among the most vulnerable in the county, according to HASLO. Its residents are mostly seniors with disabilities or special needs.
As HASLO gears up for the renovations, Collins said that the agency has been working to relocate the building’s 60 current tenants to other supportive housing units in the county.
“All but a few” have moved, he said, though some are still working through “timing issues” related to their next homes, and a few are temporarily staying in hotels or motels.
“It was important to HASLO to approach this with sensitivity and long lead times,” Collins said. “The tenants have the option of returning to the Anderson after the rehab, if they would like to.”
Capitalizing on Homekey
The Anderson Hotel is SLO County’s second major success story leveraging the state’s 3-year-old Project Homekey initiative.
In 2021, a $15 million grant helped HASLO, the El Camino Homeless Organization (ECHO), and People’s Self-Help Housing buy and convert a Motel 6 in Paso Robles into 50 homeless shelter beds and 63 permanent affordable housing units.
Wendy Lewis, CEO of ECHO, said that the community of Paso Robles would not have a homeless shelter today if it wasn’t for the Homekey program.
“It is one of the fastest ways to get people off the streets and get them into shelter or housing,” Lewis said. “You’re taking an existing building—you’re not having to look for land, go through the planning process, do all those major steps.”
But to what extent Homekey will continue to play a role in the county’s aim to alleviate homelessness remains unclear. With the state poised to open a third round of Homekey grants this month, local housing organizations said they’re unsure if they plan to apply.
Several hurdles make finding Homekey projects challenging, stakeholders said. One issue is finding a willing seller of a property that can be turned over relatively quickly to house at-risk populations.
“Since the genesis of the Homekey program was to rapidly house those experiencing homelessness, there is a very short timeline to
spend the funding and occupy units for the intended population,” said Ken Trigueiro, CEO of People’s Self-Help Housing. “That has meant needing to look for existing improved properties that do not need much work to be occupied to meet the strict timeline to complete. Relatively few of those opportunities exist.”
Another roadblock is that Homekey grants include just two years of operational funding for the groups providing ongoing programs and services to those getting housed. If that funding runs dry, according to ECHO’s Lewis, then the project likely won’t succeed, especially if it’s a homeless shelter that’s not generating any income on its own.
“That really limits organizations’ ability, because you have to kind of take a leap of faith and do a lot of work in order to sustain that after two years,” Lewis said. “I’m having some conversations at the state level to advocate for longer operational funding for the shelter portion. Had it come with four or five years [of funding], I think the community would see a lot more potential projects.”
On top of that, Homekey applicants are required to find a government agency to partner with. That entity could be HASLO or the county or a local city. Collins, with HASLO, told New Times that his organization is “open” to partnering on future Homekey projects, but it has a lot on its plate right now.
“We also have several projects in the development pipeline at this time,” Collins said, “so we would need to look very carefully at other Homekey opportunities before moving forward.” Δ
Assistant Editor Peter Johnson can be reached at pjohnson@newtimesslo.com.
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SAVING AFFORDABILITY The Anderson Hotel in downtown San Luis Obispo will remain as low-income housing after it was purchased by the Housing Authority this month.
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Safety first
In the wake of a police chase through Hearst Castle grounds, park employees want more security measures
Confusion, fear, and panic engulfed Hearst Castle when a suspect stole a car and led law enforcement on a chase through the state park that ended with the suspect barricading himself in one of the cottages on the hill.
Although the suspect, identified as Jarrod Michael Crockrom, was eventually apprehended by officers with the San Luis Obispo County Sheriff’s Office, California State Parks, and California Highway Patrol, some Hearst Castle employees felt that there weren’t enough security measures in place and that this situation could have escalated had the suspect been armed.
According to one Hearst Castle employee, who wishes to remain anonymous, the Feb. 26 incident showed them that State Parks doesn’t care about the well-being of employees.
“I’m willing to admit, unfortunately, the state doesn’t care about me as a person. They don’t care about my colleagues. They care about revenue,” the employee said. “And that’s where I’d become not a disgruntled employee but a concerned employee.”
One of the things staff members are concerned about is a lack of law enforcement officers, firefighters, and medical personnel stationed in the park. While Hearst Castle does have security guards in addition to park rangers, the employee said that the security guards—also known as “day security”—are not qualified to handle incidents like the one that occurred on Feb. 26.
“They’re there to tell you not to stand on the Persian rug. Don’t sit on that 16th century table,” the employee said. “They’re there to protect the monument, not necessarily the individual.”
Had there been more of a law enforcement presence on castle grounds the day of the break-in, this entire event could have been prevented, the employee said.
According to Dan Falat—superintendent of State Parks’ San Luis Obispo Coast District, which includes Hearst Castle—the total number of rangers assigned to the park at any one time varies. He said that during the incident, approximately 12 law enforcement officers were on scene as well as fire and medical personnel.
Currently, Hearst Castle is working to hire more fire personnel, after the last firefighter stationed on-site retired in November 2022, according to Falat. Having fire personnel onsite is something that the two employees who spoke to New Times feel is necessary due to how long it takes for emergency personnel to respond to calls from Hearst Castle.
On Feb. 26, the Sheriff’s Office responded to a report of a stolen vehicle from the Cambria Community Services District on Rodeo Grounds Road in Cambria. As officers were taking the report, according to Sheriff’s Office spokesperson Tony Cipolla, State Park rangers notified officers that they had located the stolen vehicle and were in pursuit.
Falat said the vehicle was seen near Leffingwell Landing, a day-use area off Moonstone Drive in Cambria. The suspect then drove north on Highway 1 toward Hearst Castle, with law enforcement in pursuit.
Falat said that the stolen car burst through two separate gates—the first gate near the visitors center, which is when the emergency siren went off for the first time in 20 years, then the second gate closer to the castle. When the suspect hit a dead-end road, Falat said he barricaded himself in one of the guest cottages.
“There was an evacuation as well as shelter-in-place that was throughout the entire incident,” Falat said. “You know, depending on where the employees were and where the public was. Wherever the security breaches [are] depends on what actions are called, but that kind of security
and emergency protocols started from the moment it was breached.”
The two employees who spoke to New Times felt that staff could’ve been notified of what was happening once the suspect turned off Highway 1 toward the Hearst Castle entrance. However, Falat said that there was no need to sound the alarm before the suspect breached the first gate. He added that Hearst Castle’s dispatch center did an “outstanding job” of coordinating with law enforcement and park staff to manage a chaotic situation.
The Feb. 26 incident was the first time someone had breached Hearst Castle grounds during public hours, according to Falat, who added that there have been incidents in the past where people have intruded onto castle grounds during offhours.
“[Intruders have] been located and found [at] various points, whether it’s down here
at the visitor’s center, or even potentially have reached the outer gate, usually on foot or something like that. But those haven’t happened in quite some time. I don’t even recall the last time that occurred,” Falat said.
The last time Hearst Castle used its emergency sirens was in 2003 during the San Simeon earthquake. Incidents involving emergency sirens are rare, due to Hearst Castle having round-the-clock security, radio and cellphone communications, and 24/7 onduty security staff. Falat said that he thought the staff did an excellent job responding to the February incident.
“From a security standpoint … does it mean we can improve? Yes. We can always improve if it’s warranted and justified,” Falat said. “Those warning protocols are critical to ensuring effective communication to everybody throughout the castle.”
Another Hearst Castle employee, who also requested anonymity, said that employees don’t get enough emergency situation training, adding that the last training staff received was in 2020.
“We have a whole lot of new staff because we lost a lot of people during COVID. So we have a whole lot of new people that have never received that training,” the employee said. “I think it’s a little negligent on their part not to have this kind of training at least once a year.”
Falat said that every employee goes through safety training as part of their hiring process, adding that he spoke to staff and visitors after the incident to ensure that staff was aware of the security procedures in place.
“We’re evaluating that and any corrections that need to be made,” he said.
Falat also told New Times that employee safety training is the responsibility of each employee’s supervisor, adding that training is supposed to be done annually with staff, but it can be difficult to do with rotating staff and being open 363 days a year. He said that the park is still evaluating ways to improve in the wake of this incident, which includes reviewing protocols to make sure all employees are aware of what to do in an emergency or medical situation.
“We’ve had a lot of—we’ve had some new guides, and if anything, I think the testament to how well [the training program] worked is proof based upon the incident itself,” Falat said. ∆
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BREAK IN Hearst Castle employees sheltered in place on Feb. 26 as Jarrod Michael Crockrom allegedly led police on a chase through the state park, eventually barricading himself in one of the castle’s cottages.
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Barber Ray Shearer was destined to cut hair. Take it from his last name. The owner of Anderson Barber Shop starting in the 1970s, Shearer has been styling and snipping at the 100-year-old institution in downtown San Luis Obispo since he was a teenager. At 18, he went to barber school in Oakland and found himself at Cal Poly a few months later.
“I came down [to study] mechanical engineering and then went into business administration but never graduated,” Shearer said. “Hair cutting was my plan to work my way through college.”
Perched in one of the Monterey Street shop’s three barber chairs— only the second set since Anderson opened in 1923— Shearer scanned the wellused interior on a recent weekday. Come March 28, the shop will temporarily relocate to 583 Dana St., effectively leaving its century-old home in the Anderson Hotel building. Shearer will be cutting hair at a new location in San Luis Obispo for the first time in 55 years.
“The building was built with this as a barbershop. We used to have an entrance into the hotel on the wall there,” he said pointing to a wall section with a shelf of magazines on it. “Now it’s nailed shut. They did that when they converted the building from a hotel to an apartment building in 1975.”
The barber shop is moving due to upcoming building renovations. With a $2 million support plan delivered by U.S. Congressman Salud Carbajal (D-Santa Barbara), the affordable housing option received a new owner, the Housing Authority of SLO (HASLO). The aging Anderson building is also undergoing extensive seismic, plumbing, and electrical work.
“I was originally planning on staying here during the renovation, but when they had to do the seismic work in this corner, there was no way I could stay for that,” Shearer said.
He said he has a letter from HASLO stating he can return the barber shop to the original location once work is done. The new Dana Street spot was last used as an art gallery. Despite that, Shearer said he has very little to change in that space.
“I’m going to use a portable sink with hot water because I’m only going to be there two
years, and it can be a big expense,” he said. “I have a lease for one year, with a one year [additional] option. So, it’s through 2025.”
Shearer, his sole employee Ben Fleming, and a small poster hung on a wall spread the word about the move to barbershop customers when they walk in. They get about 100 customers on average every week. Most of his client base comprises longstanding locals, at one point including late SLO Mayor Dave “the Pave” Romero.
“I am now doing children of children whose hair I cut,” Shearer said. “I did their dad, them, and now their children.”
He showed New Times two photographs side by side. In the first, Shearer is noticeably younger with dark hair. He’s strapping a toddler in to a barber chair while his dad holds him steady. The second picture also shows Shearer and the toddler’s dad but years later and both older. This time, the two flank a young man in the barber chair. It’s the toddler’s grown son, Shearer said.
Shearer’s hoping all of his clients will follow him to Dana Street. Regardless of the location, people can get their hair cut at Anderson Barber Shop the same way: by walking in or calling (805) 543-4334 for an appointment. Always observant thanks to the nature of his profession, Shearer knows what he’ll miss the most about his Monterey Street shop.
“The view,” he said. “I’m going to be down there [on Dana] where there’s nobody going by. Here, I have people going by all the time!”
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• Residents of SLO, Santa Barbara, and Ventura counties stand to gain incentives from 3C-REN (Tri-County Regional Energy Network), 3CE (Central Coast Community Energy), and TECH Clean California to help with rising natural gas bills. They can get program discounts worth roughly $3,000 by upgrading their natural gas furnace or water heaters to high-efficiency, all-electric heat pumps. Call (805) 881-3877 or email energy@cecmail.org to access resources and identify discounts to electrify their home. ∆ Reach Staff Writer Bulbul Rajagopal at brajagopal@newtimesslo.com.
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After cutting hair for clients across multiple generations, Anderson Barber Shop owner Ray Shearer is relocating his business to Dana Street because of building renovations.
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BY ODILE AYRAL
Unaddressed danger
“Someoneis going to be killed right here,” my husband said, pointing to a pole on the Cal Poly stretch of Highland Drive. Puzzled, I looked at him, but he explained that the superelevation of the curve had been reversed, and therefore drew vehicles toward the pole instead of steering them away from it. Three years later, a student was killed exactly at that point, and I was beside myself. “Why didn’t we do anything?” I asked
my husband. But he replied that various professors had spoken out as soon as the road was completed, and they had been ignored. As of today, the superelevation is still reversed.
I resolved to try to prevent another deadly accident whenever I noticed dangerous conditions in my neighborhood. I achieved minor success when dealing with inexpensive projects, such as a partial sidewalk on North Chorro, and a
median on Highland, but I faced deaf ears on more serious matters. When San Luis Obispo decided to build student housing at the treacherous Foothill/Chorro intersection, I joined the large number of residents who opposed it for safety reasons—to no avail: 22 Chorro was built. When the city chose to add insult to injury by allowing 790 Foothill to be built out a few feet away, a couple of friends and I contacted a law firm. Unfortunately, what I wanted to do—exposing the lack of safety of this area—required a thorough study of the number of vehicles passing through the intersection, cars parked around it, previous accidents, etc., and this meant hiring a traffic firm and paying a great deal of money, so we reduced the scope of our challenge, and the city ignored us again. The building was not even completed when another student, a cyclist, was killed. The construction had made such a mess of the area that, for a time, nobody could figure out where the bike lane was and where the cars were supposed to go. It was the second student death in the same section of Foothill boulevard in four years.
A few months later, at the nearby junction of Highland and Santa Rosa, a 17-yearold driver was killed by a car ramming into him from Highway 1. This intersection is particularly dangerous because the Highland side takes hundreds of students to Cal Poly either by foot, bike, or car, while the crossing side, being a highway, brings cars driving at 55 miles an hour or more through the intersection. I was distressed to see another young person killed in my neighborhood, again because of dangerous
road conditions, and I contacted the city. They told me Santa Rosa was a highway, therefore only Caltrans could do anything about it. So I drafted a petition to Caltrans, asking them to improve the safety of the crossing with slower speed, brighter flashing lights, rumble strips, etc. I canvased my neighborhood, stopped when I got around a hundred signatures, drove to Caltrans, and handed the petition to the front desk. I am still waiting for an answer.
Nobody wants to add another name to the list of young deaths in a neighborhood. The problem arises when the people in charge are part of an establishment, and they hide under this faceless establishment, therefore nothing gets done. It’s not my job, it’s the job of Cal Poly or the city or Caltrans. As an individual, how can you get anyone of them to hear you?
For the moment, I am bracing myself for a third death on Foothill. When my grandson came to visit me recently, he looked with disbelief at the narrow open bike lanes of the dangerous boulevard, and said: “That’s what they have for bike lanes on a street like this? Do they also have them on the freeway?”
But when all the money is spent on excessive projects such as the Chorro greenway, there is none left for a boulevard screaming for help. Everything is a matter of priority. Whether you are an individual or some kind of establishment, if you put your priorities in order, you will sooner or later get where you want to be. If not … well … look around you. ∆
Odile Ayral writes to New Times from San Luis Obispo. Send a response for publication to letters@newtimesslo.com.
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The city of SLO, Caltrans, and Cal Poly need to do more to protect students who ride bikes on city streets
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Russell Hodin
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SAFETY ISSUES Too many people are dying from inadequate street and bike lane designs near Cal Poly’s campus.
For the moment, I am bracing myself for a third death on Foothill.
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BY JOHN DONEGAN
Weaponizing children
The new stunt of staging “family friendly” drag queen reviews and readings for children illustrates the apparent weakening of one of the few remaining points of consensus in the increasingly bitter culture wars: “Kids are off limits.”
For example, one small positive point in our political warfare is that, while first ladies have been fair game, the minor children of the president have been generally left alone. Obama’s daughters, George W. Bush’s daughters, and Chelsea Clinton, all received minimal and generally favorable media coverage. Biden, Reagan, and Bush Sr. had no minor children while in office. Other than Rosie O’Donnell’s shameless suggestion that Baron Trump must be autistic, he was pretty much left alone. This restraint must have taken a lot of self-control on the part of the rabid partisans.
But recent years have seen the shameful use of children as “props” in political demonstrations in both conservative and liberal causes. We have all seen young children at demonstrations with their rabidly partisan parents carrying signs that they were unable to either read or understand, and joining in scripted chants for the TV cameras. Still, taking kids to drag reviews is a new low.
Why do it in the first place? What’s the objective? Drag has always been an adult thing involving the sexually suggestive. What possible interest of the child is being served? While I have heard many children demanding a trip to Disneyland or to Chuck E. Cheese, I have never heard even one express an interest in going to see men dressed as women, whether reading or in a cabaret act. If you are just trying to engage kids in reading, what makes a drag queen an especially suitable person to read to children? Why not, say, superheroes? This stunt is being done by parents trying to demonstrate how progressive they are, not for the benefit of their kids.
If your objective is merely to expose kids to different lifestyles, why drag queens? They don’t represent the LGBTQ community, most of whom dress in gender-appropriate clothing and don’t affect the exaggerated mannerism of drag queens. How much “training” can a small child grasp? At an early age, the most intellectually digestible and useful lesson can be easily distilled down to, “Some people are different than you. Don’t mess with them.”
Want to stop the bullying of LGBTQ kids? Start enforcing the rules and suspend bullies, although the educational establishment seems allergic to the idea of suspending problem kids. It is unfortunate that teachers have been hamstrung in maintaining control by laws such as the California statute forbidding the suspension of disruptive students.
It is obvious that one of the objectives is to taunt those with traditional values. It is easy
to visualize the free-associational thought process that produced this tactic. Some confrontational activists were searching for something they could do that would really outrage middle America, but without getting them arrested. “Hey! Drag queens! Why not take kids to drag reviews and readings by drag queens? It’s not illegal, but it will really piss those people off … .” And then, after provoking the intended outcry, they can launch into the predictable display of performative victimization.
It is pretty obvious from stunts like these that the unstated agenda is to not only provoke middle America, but to normalize gender fluidity and sexual exploration. These kids are being “weaponized” for the “war on gender.” But is this helpful? Like it or not, these kids will be growing up in a conventionally gendered world determined by biology, so why confuse them? Kids will get the message that their existing gender is “wrong” and that they should be something else. Plus, the rest of the LBGTQ community, most of whom are happy with their gender, will be impacted by association with the public reaction to these tactics. Provoking and offending the rest of society seem like poor methods to achieving the goal of societal acceptance.
Nearly everyone feels protective toward children, so why exploit them in a way that offends and polarizes people? Politically, it will not win over any of the centrist voters that the Democrats need to win elections, and playing to the progressive fringe and those who like to challenge all convention is a losing strategy. Are Democrats in such thrall to the herd instincts of their liberal tribe that they are willing to figuratively swarm, lemming-like, off of the cliff in solidarity with the relatively small portion of the the Democratic constituency who just want to outrage moderates and conservatives? ∆
John Donegan is a retired attorney in Pismo Beach, who would look fetching in a skirt, but who doesn’t have the legs for it and lacks the musical talent to do cabaret. Send a response to letters@newtimesslo.com and New Times just might publish it.
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hy does it take emergency situations for the faults in our systems to shine so bright?
Whale Rock Reservoir had water flowing out of it for the first time in years, much to the jubilation of most of SLO County— and the chagrin of a select few lucky residents in Cayucos. On March 13, as the next in an endless set of storms was set to pound the coast, the county sent out a cute little warning to those who own property or live on 24th Street between Cass Avenue and Morro Strand Beach.
“Due to the high flow release from Whale Rock Reservoir combined with continuing rain, residents on 24th Street may experience property flooding,” the county stated.
We’re in control of how we release water from our reservoirs, right? We knew storms were coming and that we were going to get pounded. We can’t think ahead just a tiny bit and do it in a way that prevents flooding? Isn’t that the whole point of controlled releases?
Chimney Rock Road near Lake Nacimiento is once again out of commission, stranding the same 100 residents who were stranded after the January storms. The “fix” isn’t going to be so simple this time, since a whole chunk of the road is gone, likely washed away to some spot along the Salinas River somewhere in Monterey County
Whose fault is it? Well, that very much depends on who you ask in SLO County government. One official New Times spoke with initially blamed Monterey County and the releases it authorized to keep the lake from overflowing, and another official simply blamed the rain. Boring! Getting upset with Monterey County really fits with my frame of mind, my conspiracy setting, you know?
I might just go with that one, because blaming the rain is so January! Monterey County really does a number on Lake Naci with all of its regular water releases for Salinas Valley farmers, leaving the reservoir all dried up when it’s time for water fun in the middle of the summer—and it really pisses off SLO County residents who live around Naci! I’m down with that anger! Come on, Monterey County!
The unusually high lake levels were helping keep Chimney Rock Road stable, according to SLO County. But Monterey County had to release some Naci water due to the atmospheric rivers predicted from March 10 to 14, leaving the road high and dry until runoff filled the reservoir back up and all of that rushing water barreled through the soil and sediment holding the road up. Now there’s a gaping hole where the road used to be, and a creek where there once was lake water.
Don’t worry, though, stranded residents. The county is putting a plan together! Will it be a boat trip? Will you get the option of hanging out at the Paso Robles Event Center for the two months they estimate it will take to fix the road? Stay tuned!
Isn’t this winter fun?
We’ve had more rain than we can handle following a prolonged drought. Unfortunately, one year of 150 percent above average rainfall doesn’t fix this state’s water issues or refill the groundwater basins that so desperately need it. We haven’t exactly built a water system that’s reliable or efficient, and building higher dams won’t fix a damn thing because we still won’t have enough water when we really need it—which is in a drought, people.
It snowed multiple times in SLO County this year. Multiple times. This happened in areas that would stare in wild-eyed wonder at one snow every 10 years.
What is going on? This cocktail of polar vortex and Pineapple Express, shaken not stirred, is making it hard to see straight. County, city, and community services district officials, though, are patting themselves on the back for seeing straight during this last set of discombobulating deluges.
“We were prepared!” they told New Times. “We did all the things we were supposed to.”
Slow clap, everyone.
The things they didn’t do before that fateful January set of storms taught everyone in this county
some hard lessons—like why it’s important to clear built-up debris out of water ways, shore up aging infrastructure, and put out evacuation warnings before things get too dire.
The Arroyo Grande Creek levee had gopher holes in it, for heaven’s sake! After fixing the south-side levee breach that flooded out homes and farm fields in Oceano during January’s storms, the county decided it better fill in all those gopher holes on the north side of the levee.
Thank God for lessons, amirite?!
In Los Osos, Community Services District Director Ron Munds camped out in the pouring rain on March 14, watching the water basin that pushed a gigantic mudslide into almost 30 homes on Jan. 9. I guess he wanted to make sure the district’s “temporary” fix was indeed enough of a fix. All the water that would have filled that basin was instead pumped out to Pecho Valley Road, a new spillway that Los Osos installed in January with a thumbs-up from the county!
But watch out, drivers, heavy flowing water could affect your vehicle’s performance. “It shoots out like a water cannon onto Pecho, and that’s when it’s dangerous for traffic,” Munds said. You don’t say. ∆
The Shredder is riding that water cannon into the sunset. Send surf boards to shredder@ newtimesslo.com.
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ARTS
NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY
AQUARIUS 2023 CALIFORNIA OPEN
WATERMEDIA EXHIBITION Annual juried exhibition presented by Central Coast Watercolor Society, featuring varied watermedia styles and techniques by California artists. Through April 3, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. ccwsart.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.
BOOK-SIGNING WITH PEGGY
ROTHSCHILD Molly Madison is back to solve another murder in her California community in a new mystery from author Peggy Rothschild. March 25 , 1-3 p.m. Free. Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., Morro Bay, coalescebookstore.com/.
COASTAL WINE AND PAINT PARTY Listen to music while enjoying an afternoon of creativity, sipping, and mingling. Event lasts up to 2 hours. The party includes a complimentary glass of wine and canvas with materials. Saturdays, 12:30-2:30 p.m. $50. 805-394-5560. coastalwineandpaint. com. Harmony Cafe at the Pewter Plough, 824 Main St., Cambria.
COLLAGES AND PHOTOGRAPHS OF LOS
OSOS Collages and photographs featuring Sweet Springs Nature Preserve and the Elfin Forest by Los Osos photographer Kelly Hayes are for sale online and on display at Los Osos Pop-up Gallery (1056 Los Osos Valley Road). Photo prints on metal, paper, acrylic, and greeting cards. ongoing Free. centralcoasty.com. Los Osos, Townwide, Los Osos.
COSTA GALLERY SHOWCASES Features works by Ellen Jewett as well as 20 other local artists, and artists from southern and northern California. Jewett’s work is also on display at Nautical Bean in Laguna shopping center during
February. Thursdays-Saturdays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and Sundays, 12-4 p.m. 559-7999632. costagallery.com. Costa Gallery, 2087 10th St., Los Osos.
FINDING THE LIGHT FEATURING LIZ
HAMPTON-DERIVAN Cambria Center for the Arts features artist Liz Hampton-Derivan, an accomplished photographer and internationally shown artist. Liz has begun experimenting with mixed media, hot and cold wax, paints, and pastels to create an exhibit of unexpected and delightful imagery.
Reception on March 4, 4:30 to 6 p.m. Fridays-Sundays, 12-4 p.m. through April 30
Free. cambriaarts.org. Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria.
FINE ART ACRYLIC PAINTINGS BY SANDRA
SANDERS “I can paint for hours on end. The stress of life just seems to go away while I’m painting a beautiful seascape or a snowy mountain scene. I hope you enjoy looking at them as much as I enjoyed painting them,” Sanders said in a statement.
Mondays, Wednesdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through March 29 Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.
FINE ART JEWELRY BY MARJORIE
ZLOTOWITZ “I love the colors, shapes, and textures of natural stones, various metals, and vintage beads. The breathtaking beauty of the Central Coast provides endless inspiration,” the artist said in a statement. Mondays, WednesdaysSundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through March 29
Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare. com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.
FOREVER STOKED PAINT PARTY Join us at the gallery, for a few hours to travel on a creative paint journey. You will receive as much or as little instruction as you prefer. No artistic experience is necessary.
Saturdays, 7-9 p.m. $45. 805-772-9095. Forever Stoked, 1164 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay.
KODACHROME BY ADAM SZYMKOWICZ:
A STAGED READING Welcome to Colchester, a small town where everybody knows each other and the pace of life allows the pursuit of love to take up as much space as it needs. Your tour guide is Suzanne, who lets us peek into her neighbors’ lives. March 24 7-9 p.m., March 25, 7-9 p.m. and March 26, 2-4 p.m. $20. 805-927-8190. cambriaarts.org. Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria.
LET’S STEP ON IT MOSAICS Learn mosaic basics to create a one-of-a-kind project. You have many projects, colors, baubles and beads to choose from. Preregistration required. March 19 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Various. 805-286-5993. CreativeMeTime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.
METAL ART BY TRUDI GILLIAM Gilliam creates her sculptures using copper, brass, nickel/silver, and found objects. This new series of whales and birds uses copper and sea glass. ongoing 805-772-9955. Seven Sisters Gallery, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 8, Morro Bay, sevensistersgalleryca.com.
MOSAIC MINIS Create a necklace, a wine stopper, or a keychain in this fun and super easy mosaic class. You’ll have many colors, baubles and beads to choose from to make unique, one-of-a-kind project. Preregistration required. No experience required. March 18 10 a.m.-noon Various.
805-286-5993. CreativeMeTime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.
MOSAIC TRIVET WORKSHOP During this workshop, you will learn how to design and create a mosaic trivet. You will learn how to select materials, lay out a pleasing pattern, and adhere the tiles to the trivet base. You will learn how to properly grout and seal your project. ongoing, 1-4 p.m. $60. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay. org/index.php/workshops/. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.
PAINTING AT THE NURSERY Join Art Social
New Times and the Sun now share their community listings for a complete Central Coast calendar running from SLO County through northern Santa Barbara County. Submit events online by logging in with your Google, Facebook, or Twitter account at newtimesslo.com. You may also email calendar@newtimesslo. com. Deadline is one week before the issue date on Thursdays. Submissions are subject to editing and approval. Contact Calendar Editor Caleb Wiseblood directly at cwiseblood@newtimesslo.com.
805 at Cambria Nursery and Florist, where you will be guided through the “Basket of Flowers on the Blue Bike” painting. March 19, 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $50. 805-927-4747. cambrianursery.com. Cambria Nursery and Florist, 2801 Eton Rd., Cambria.
PASTEL WORKSHOP WITH GREG
TROMBLY Art Center Morro Bay is happy to present a 3-day, soft pastel workshop with award-winning artist Greg Trombly. Focusing on basic composition, drawing techniques, color, and value, this course is designed to provide hands-on guidance to students in a relaxed atmosphere. March 24 -26, 1-4 p.m. $165. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.
THE PLEIN AIR TEAM Acrylic artist, Nancy Lynn, and husband, watercolorist, Robert Fleming, have an ongoing show of originals and giclee prints of Morro Bay and local birds. ongoing 805-772-9955. Seven Sisters Gallery, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 8, Morro Bay, sevensistersgalleryca.com.
SLOFUNNY COMEDY DIRTY SHOW The Dirty Show will be hosted by Johnny Cardinale, and features Juan Garcia, Doc Willis, Taquita Love, and headliner John Wynn (2023 World Series of Comedy Champion). March 25 , 9-10:30 p.m. $30. 805-534-3129. facebook.com/slofunny.
Morro Bay Veterans Memorial Building, 209 Surf St., Morro Bay.
SLOFUNNY COMEDY SHOW This month’s
SLOFunny Comedy Show is hosted by Detroit native Doc Willis and features Juan Garcia, Johnny Cardinale, Taquita Love, and headliner John Wynn (2023 World Series of Comedy Champion). March 25 6:30-8 p.m. $30. 805-534-3129. facebook.com/ slofunny. Morro Bay Veterans Memorial Building, 209 Surf St., Morro Bay.
STUDIES UNDER GLASS: SMALL WORKS IN WATERCOLOR BY KATY
SMITH Katy Smith is a plein air landscape
artist specializing in paintings of locations on the Central Coast of California. In her personal series, “Studies Under Glass,” Katy has created intimate impressionistic paintings that take the audience on a journey throughout the Central Coast. Thursdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. through April 30 Free. 559-799-9632. Costa Gallery, 2087 10th St., Los Osos.
SUCCULENT WREATH BLOWOUT Enjoy a relaxing morning creating a gorgeous, lush succulent wreath. March 18 1-3 p.m. $50. 805-286-5993. CreativeMeTime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.
TIDAL ZONE EXHIBITION This show conveys the magnificent and the mysterious vastness of the ocean in fine art paintings, photography, pottery, sculpture, jewelry, and more. With featured artist Anne Grannis. Through April 3, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org/. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.
NORTH SLO COUNTY
BRUCE MUNRO: LIGHT AT SENSORIO
Sensorio, the Central California location dedicated to the intersection of art, technology, and nature, continues to welcome crowds to its stunning multiacre outdoor exhibit, Bruce Munro: Light at Sensorio. Thursdays-Saturdays, 6:309:30 p.m. through March 31 $22-$112. 805226-4287. sensoriopaso.com. Sensorio, 4380 Highway 46 East, Paso Robles.
CAMP AND PAINT Join Art Social 805 at SunOutdoors where you will paint a St.
Patty’s Day-themed image while enjoying the camp site. BYOB and snacks. March 18 3-5 p.m. $40. 805-242-4700. Cava Robles Resort, 3800 Golden Hill Rd., Paso Robles.
DEPRISE BRESCIA ART GALLERY:
OPEN DAILY Features a large selection of encaustic art, sculpted paintings, art installations, acrylic palette knife paintings, digital art, glass, jewelry, stones, fossils, and a butterfly sculpture garden. ongoing DepriseBrescia.com. Deprise Brescia Art Gallery, 829 10th St., Paso Robles, 310-621-7543.
THE EYE OF THE NEXT GENERATION All artists were encouraged to showcase their skills in the following categories: landscape, floral, animal, portrait, city/urban, and still life. This exhibition was brought together
thanks to a donation from The Jeanette Bertea Hennings Foundation in honor of Lonnie Hood. Through April 30 Free. 805238-9800. studiosonthepark.org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.
FUSED GLASS FLOWER STAKE
WORKSHOP Create your own unique fused glass flower using a variety of colorful pieces glass. Flowers can be hung or glued to a metal stake after firing. All materials included. 6 spaces available. March 19, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $40. 805-464-2633. glassheadstudio.com. Glasshead Studio, 8793 Plata Lane, Suite H, Atascadero. PAINT AND SIP Please join Art Social 805 at Broken Earth Winery, where you will paint the featured image while sipping on wine. With a $55 entry fee, your first glass of liquid courage is included, as well as all your painting materials. March 17 6-8 p.m. $55. 805-239-2562. brokenearthwinery. com. Broken Earth Winery, 1650 Ramada Dr., Paso Robles. Join Art Social 805 at Iron Oaks Winery in Paso Robles, where you will be guided through painting the featured image, while enjoying a tasting of three wines. Admission includes first glass of liquid courage. March 23 6-8 p.m. $48. 805-296-3597. artsocial805.com. Iron Oaks Winery, 823 12th St., Paso Robles.
SALSA SERIES AT SERIAL WINES WITH SABRINA Hosts provide multiple levels of lessons teaching salsa and more. Included in ticket price is a glass of rosé or sauvignon. Wednesdays, 6-8 p.m. through March 29 $30. 805-296-3377. serialwines.com. Serial Wines, 1226 Park St., Paso Robles.
SPIRIT DOLL MAKING WORKSHOP A small gathering of folks utilizing ritual and ceremony to help set intentions that will open up creativity in making and energizing Spirit Dolls; a personal journey within to express and manifest love and light in our lives. March 19, 2-4 p.m. $88. 805-4642838. oracleatascaderoca.com. Oracle, 6280 Palma Ave., Atascadero.
STUDIOS ON THE PARK: CLASSES AND WORKSHOPS Check site for a variety of classes and workshops offered. ongoing studiosonthepark.org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, 805-238-9800.
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YOUTH PAINTING Join Art Social 805 at Templeton Rec. Center where your child will have the opportunity to paint a St. Patty’s Day Image, while you enjoy a quick bite. March 16 4:30-6 p.m. $35. 805-434-4909. Templeton Recreation Center, 599 S. Main Street, Templeton.
SAN LUIS OBISPO
ACTOR’S EDGE: ACTING CLASSES Actor’s Edge offers film and television acting training in San Luis Obispo, plus exposure to Los Angeles talent agents. All ages and skill levels welcome. Classes available in SLO, LA, and on zoom. ongoing $210 per month. actorsedge. com. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
ALL LEVELS POTTERY CLASSES Anam Cre is a pottery studio in SLO that offers a variety of classes. This specific class is open to any level. Teachers are present for questions, but the class feels more like an open studio time for potters.
Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. $40. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, anamcre.com.
ART CENTRAL’S SIXTH ANNUAL “YART SALE”
Come and browse through gently used art supplies, generously donated by local artists. All proceeds go towards creating scholarships for graduating local high school students continuing their art studies in college. In partnership with MBAA. Cash only. Through March 18, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/blog/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
ART EXHIBIT: NEEDLING Featuring the Cutting Edge Fiber Art Group. Through April 3, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/gallery/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
ART IN THE GARDEN AND PLANT SALE Features more than 30 artists showing and selling their work in a variety of media, including daily performances by the Jill Knight Duo. Food and drink available for purchase, along with a variety of plants from the five Mediterranean climate zones. March 25, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. and March 26 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free admission. 805-541-1400. slobg.org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.
ART WORKSHOP: ACRYLIC OCEAN PAINTING
WITH CATHERINE LEMOINE Subject:
“Pacific Blue/Golden Sands.” All ages and all experience levels welcome; can enroll in either date or both. Some materials included, enroll by calling or texting. March 24 2-4:30 p.m. and March 25 2-4:30 p.m. $45 per person, per class. 805-863-4287. artcentralslo.com. Art
Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
ARTIST RIKI SCHUMACHER AT ART
CENTRAL GALLERY Schumacher’s work is pensive and introspective, inspiring one to take a solitary walk on a cloudy day. Wander in to reflect on her “delicious, wistful landscapes.” Mondays-Saturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sundays, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-7474200. artcentralslo.com/gallery-artists/. Art
Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
BEACON ART SHOW A juried show held annually. The community is invited to enter up to five pieces of art. The show’s opening night will be March 3. This year’s theme is Artistic Spectrum. Fridays-Sundays. through April 2 Free. 805-5444608. San Luis Obispo United Methodist Church, 1515 Fredericks Street, San Luis Obispo.
CAMBRIA CENTER FOR THE ARTS: JURIED
PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBIT Seeking art for Spring
Juried Photography Exhibit. The exhibit will be juried by photographer, Kerry Drager, known for his constructive encouragement and solid advice, and author of three nationally published photo how-to books. Online submissions welcome through April 21. Exhibit: May 5- July 2. Through April 21 $15 per entry for members. cambriaarts. org. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
CATAPULT Catapult features dancers who work behind a screen to create magical shadow silhouettes of shapes from the world around us. March 19 3-4:30 p.m. $15-$39. 805-756-4849. calpolyarts.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.
CERAMIC LESSONS AND MORE Now offering private one-on-one and group lessons in the ceramic arts. Both hand building and wheel throwing options. Beginners welcomed. ongoing 805-835-5893. hmcruceceramics. com/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
CIVIC BALLET OF SLO: THE SCARLET IBIS An American classic, James Hurst’s coming-ofage story “The Scarlet Ibis” arrives on stage as a contemporary ballet by Civic Ballet artistic director Drew Silvaggio. It explores themes of family, acceptance, pridefulness, and fragility. Performed with Our Town March 24 and March 25 , 7-9:15 p.m. $38-$52. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.
COMEDY NIGHT Professional comedy show featuring local and touring comics. Hosted by Aidan Candelario. Third Thursday of every month, 7-9 p.m. $5. 805-540-8300. Bang the Drum Brewery, 1150 Laurel Lane, suite 130, San Luis Obispo, bangthedrumbrewery.com.
CRITICAL ENCOUNTERS Beginning with monoprints and photography from the 1980s, this exhibition follows the lineage of Nixson Borah’s practice towards his recent digital composites. Through April 3, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/exhibits/current/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.
DATE NIGHT POTTERY Looking for a fun date night? Head to Anam Cre Pottery Studio and play with clay. Couples will learn how to throw a pot on the wheel and make a cheeseboard. Fridays, Saturdays, 6-8 p.m. $140. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, anamcre.com.
FLORAL FEMALE SCULPTURE SERIES A sevensession class, walking students through a young woman sculpture with floral elements. Beginners welcome. Tuesdays, Fridays, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. through March 24 $250. anamcre.com/booking. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
FREE DOCENT TOURS Gain a deeper understanding of the artwork on view with SLOMA’s new docent tours. Every Saturday, join trained guides for interactive and engaging tours of SLOMA’s current exhibitions. ongoing, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/ visit/tours/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.
INTERMEDIATE OIL PAINTING: ADULT ART
CLASS This class is for students who may have tried oil painting in the past but are looking to advance their skill levels. Color theory and proportion study will be a focus in the class. Mondays, 2-5 p.m. $30 per student or $75 for 3 classes. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo. com/workshops-events/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
INTRO TO OIL PAINTING WITH SPENCER
COLLINS The perfect class for those wanting to try oil painting for the first time. Discuss color theory, layering paint, and how to use various media. Each student will create a dynamic landscape using a reference image provided by the teacher. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. through March 30 $35 per class. 559-250-3081. The perfect class for those wanting to try oil painting for the first time. Guests discuss color theory, layering paint, and how to use various media. For ages 16 and over. Thursdays, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. $30 per class or $100 for 4 classes. 805-7474200. artcentralslo.com/workshops-events/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
KIDS POTTERY CLASSES Enjoy making animal sculptures, bowls, plates, etc. Please arrive on time, not early, as venue uses the transition time between classes to sanitize. Designed to sign up on a weekly basis. Thursdays, 1:30-2:30 p.m. $40. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
LEARN TO WEAVE MONDAYS An opportunity to learn how a four-shaft loom works. You will get acquainted as a new weaver or as a refresher with lots of tips and tricks. This class includes getting to know a loom, how to prepare/dress a loom, and much much more. Mondays, 1-4 p.m. $75 monthly. 805-441-8257. Patricia Martin: Whispering Vista Studios, 224 Squire Canyon Rd, San Luis Obispo, patriciamartinartist.com.
LIZ MARUSKA’S ART: ENJOYING BIG SUR
Wander through Maruska’s spellbinding impressions of this iconic seashore in a euphoric and inspiring display of art rendered in a luminous palette of colors that glows with vitality. Through March 31 Free. 805-550-3308. SLOProvisons.com. SLO Provisions, 1255 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
MARELA ZACARÍAS: STORYTELLING Through July 7 San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, 543-8562, sloma.org/.
NATURE NIGHTS An immersive exhibition for the entire family featuring Bryn Forbes’ large format projections, Michael Reddell’s wire sculpture, and Kody Cava’s colorfully creative illumination of the garden areas. Food, wine, and beer available for purchase. Fridays, Saturdays, 6-8 p.m. through March 18 $14.75-$24.75. 805541-1400. slobg.org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.
OPEN MIC COMEDY Sign-ups at 6:30 p.m.
Hosted by Aidan Candelario. Mondays, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-540-8300. saintsbarrel.com/eventcalendar. Saints Barrel Wine Bar, 1021 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.
Brewing Co. Speakeasy, 1033 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo, barrelhousebrewing.com.
PAINT AND SIP Join Art Social 805 at Bailyana Winery. Tickets include painting supplies and your first glass of liquid courage. March 26 2-4 p.m. $50. 805-269-8200. Baileyana, 5828 Orcutt Rd., San Luis Obispo, baileyana.com.
PARENT-CHILD POTTERY CLASS Make lasting memories with clay together as a family. For ages 6 and over. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m.-noon $70. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, anamcre.com.
PLEIN AIR PAINTERS OF THE CENTRAL
Guild of America invites you to attend its monthly meeting. For more information, follow on Facebook or visit the EGA website. Third Saturday of every month, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. through Nov. 18 Free. Grover Beach Community Center, 1230 Trouville Ave., Grover Beach, 805-773-4832.
FIBER THERAPY: INTUITIVE BASKETRY
CREATIVE WORKSHOP WITH HELEN SEIGEL
PAINT AND PINTS
The cost is $50 per painter which includes painting materials plus your first pint of Barrelhouse liquid courage. March 26 2-4 p.m. $50. 805-439-4600. Barrelhouse
COAST
A self-directed fun group of dynamic artists who enjoy painting and sketching outdoors. Artists meet on site at various locations. Weekly plein air destinations are provided by Kirsti Wothe via email (mrswothe@ yahoo.com). Wednesdays, 9 a.m.-noon SLO County, Various locations, San Luis Obispo.
POTTERY: BEGINNING WHEEL CLASS This series is a great intro to the pottery wheel. Students learn to throw various shapes, surface decorate, and glaze. Clay and firing included with admission. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $180. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
SCULPTURE CLASS WITH ROD PEREZ
This weekly sculpture drop-in class gives an opportunity for potters to take on new projects and learn new techniques relating to sculptural work. Additionally, every first Friday of the month, a new project will be taught by Rod Perez for beginners. Fridays, 10 a.m.-noon $40. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
SENIOR CLAY CLASS Offered to the senior community as an outlet to explore the beauty of clay. For ages 60 and over. Caretakers welcome for an additional $20. Fridays, 10 a.m.noon $40. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
SLO COMEDY UNDERGROUND OPEN MIC NIGHT Enjoy a night of laughs provided by the local SLO Comedy Community. It’s open mic night, so anyone can perform and “you never know what you’ll see.” Tuesdays, 8 p.m. Free. Libertine Brewing Company, 1234 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, 805-548-2337, libertinebrewing.com.
SLO DRAWZ: OPEN FIGURE DRAWING
GROUP Improve your drawing skills while also building a community of supportive creatives with live models. This is not a guided class, please bring your own materials. To sign up, email chantellegoldthwaite@gmail.com. Every other Monday, 5-7 p.m. through Dec. 25 $20 per session; or $60 for a month pass. 805-7474200. instagram.com/slodrawz/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
TINY POTTERS: WISE ONES AND WEE ONES PAINT For ages 4 to 6. Kids have the option to paint animals and other subjects. Tuesdays, 10:30-11:30 a.m. $30. anamcre.com/booking.
Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
VIRGINIA MACK: BEGINNING WATERCOLOR
This is a watercolor class designed to let you jump in and try out this engaging medium through experimentation. It’s designed for beginners and those with watercolor experience who wish to expand their knowledge of painting in watercolors. To enroll please contact Mack via email: vbmack@charter.net Wednesdays, 1:30-3:30 p.m. $35. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/workshops-events/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY
ABSTRACT ART EXHIBIT BY STEVE ANDREWS
Steve Andrews’ “Wow Factor” works are on display at The Arroyo Grande Library. 10 percent of all sales help the Central Coast Parkinson Association continue their valuable work in the community’s fight against Parkinson’s Disease.
Through March 25 Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande, 473-7164, slolibrary.org.
BE PART OF ART There will be a different art activity each month. Bring the whole family to see the beauty in creating together and how easy it can be to bring art into your home. Last Saturday of every month, 1:30-3 p.m. Free. 805-668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
BUBBLES AND BRUSHES Join Art Social 805 at Laetitia Vineyard and Winery, where you will be guided through a painting of the “Blue Shutters in the Afternoon Shade” image. Tickets include all painting materials and your first glass of liquid courage. March 19 10 a.m.-noon $60. 805-4811772. Laetitia Vineyard & Winery, 453 Laetitia Vineyard Drive, Arroyo Grande, laetiticiawine.com.
EMBROIDERERS GUILD OF AMERICA The Bishop’s Peak Chapter of the Embroiderer’s
Learn the basic process of how to make a coil basket. This approach to basketry will introduce possible paths for exploration. Feel free to bring any additional yarn you might want to use in your basket. March 25 9 a.m.-noon $50. 805-6682125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM AGHS Theatre Company is proud to present this classic Shakespeare comedy about young love, magic, fairies, and a man who becomes a donkey. Set in a magical woods outside Athens, with a 1950s theme. March 16 7-9 p.m., March 17, 7-9 p.m. and March 18, 7-9 p.m. $8-$12. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.
MIXED MEDIA (ADULTS) Each week, attendees will combine two or more media in several pieces, while working with watercolor, acrylic, ink, pastels, charcoal as well as various printmaking techniques in the course of a month. Enjoy discovering new ways to work with traditional and nontraditional materials.
Mondays, 1-3 p.m. $35. 805-668-2125. lila. community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
MIXED MEDIA FOR AGES 5-6 AND 7-12 For ages 5-6 (Mondays) and 7-12 (Tuesdays).
Mondays, Tuesdays, 3:15-4:15 p.m. 805-6682125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
MIXED MEDIA FOR AGES 5-7 Each week students will have the opportunity to explore and combine various mediums like pastels with tempera, watercolors and collage, or clay and wood and so much more. Mondays, 3:304:45 p.m. $25. 805-668-2125. lila.community.
LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
MIXED MEDIA WORKSHOP (AGES 7-12) Come explore mixed media with an emphasis on the Elements of Art and the Principles of Design. Each week, students will have the opportunity to use various media. Tuesdays, 3:30-4:45 p.m. $25. 805668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
OPEN STUDIO (AGES 7-12) Guests can explore a variety of media and techniques while focusing on their own subject matter. Whether they come with a project in mind, or find their way as they play, this class offers a chance for independent learning in a supportive environment. Thursdays, 3:45-4:45 p.m. $25. 805-668-2125. lila.community/all-workshops/ open-studio. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
OPEN STUDIO FOR ADULTS Guests can come in and decide what materials they would like to work with and create freely. Share your creative process with others and see how your work will flourish. Tuesdays, 6-9 p.m. and Wednesdays, 12:30-3:30 p.m. $40. 805-6682125. Lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
SHERLOCK HOLMES AND THE FINAL PROBLEM Sherlock Holmes’ skills are put to the test when he goes head-to-head with his intellectual equal, criminal mastermind Professor Moriarty. After repeated attempts on his life, Holmes is rejoined by his recently married friend Dr. Watson and the two attempt to thwart the Professor’s plans Saturdays, 2-4 p.m. through May 20 $30-$36. 805-489-2499. americanmelodrama.com. Great American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano.
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NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY DEMENTIA CONVERSATIONS: DRIVING, DOCTORS AND MAKING PLANS Learn tips to have difficult conversations related to dementia, including going to the doctor, deciding when to stop driving, and putting legal and financial plans in place. March 24, 10:30 a.m.-noon No cost. 805-342-0956. alz.org. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay. MORRO BAY MIXED MARTIAL ARTS Disciplines include advanced athletic performance fitness training, Thai kickboxing, and more. Beginners to advanced students welcome. Day and evening
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classes offered. Mondays-Saturdays, 8 a.m.-6 p.m. Call for more info. 805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts.com. Morro Bay Martial Arts, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.
SHAKTI: EMBODYING THE GODDESS This four-class series will explore the iconography, mythology, and devotional practices of 4 goddesses: Durga, Kali, Saraswati, and Laksmi. Guided by Dawn Feuerberg, certified classical ashtanga yoga teacher and tantra meditation instructor. March 23 5:15-6:45 p.m. $44; $148 for series. 805-540-1762. my805tix.com. 9th Limb Yoga, 845 Napa Ave., Morro Bay.
SHAMANIC MORNING RITUALS ON
THE BEACH The four elements of these empowering shamanic morning rituals are designed to bring more joy and vitality to your life. March 17 11:30 a.m. & 12:30 p.m. my805tix.com. Morro Rock, Coleman Drive, Morro Bay.
SOCRATES: DISCUSSION GROUP Group members present interesting and thought provoking topics of all sorts. Topics are selected in advance and moderated by volunteers. Vaccinations are necessary. Enter through wooden gate to garden area. Wednesdays, 10 a.m. 805-528-7111. Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., Morro Bay, coalescebookstore.com/. STAY YOUNG WITH QI GONG Qi gong offers great anti-aging benefits, providing a comprehensive system for improving physical, mental and emotional health. Its roots date back thousands of years in China. Learn with certified instructor Devin Wallace. Call first. Thursdays, 10-11 a.m. $10. 805-709-2227. Hardie Park, Ash Ave. and B St., Cayucos.
WEEKEND OF MYCOLOGY IMMERSION A weekend of in-depth learning about fungal biology/ecology, community science, medicinal uses, cultivation, and more. March 18 -19, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. $60-$100. 805395-9323. plantaeandfungi.com. Fog’s End Barn, 2735 Main St., Cambria.
WEEKLY QIGONG PRACTICE AT FITNESSWORKS MORRO BAY Calm your mind and nourish your joints with a weekly Qigong practice led by Mike Raynor of Tai Chi Rejuvenation. The practice is rooted in Qigong fundamentals, and standing/moving meditations. Forms include: Eight Brocades, Five Elements, Shibashi 18, and Tai chi 24. Saturdays, 10:45-11:45 a.m. Members free; non-members $8-$10. 805-772-7466. fitnessworksmb.com. FitnessWorks, 500 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay.
ZEN IN MOTION Learn the Shaolin Water Style and other deep breathing and moving meditation techniques with the 2019 Taijiquan Instructor of the Year. Beginners Welcome.Instructor Certification Courses available. Mondays, Wednesdays Call for details. 805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts. com. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.
NORTH SLO COUNTY
EARTH SHINE AT THE RIVER WALK Join the Earth Shine Volunteers every third Saturday of the month at the River Walk in Paso Robles. Grabbers, bags, safety vests, and gloves provided. Free pizza after the event. All ages welcome. Third Saturday of every month, 10 a.m.-noon through March 18 Free. 805-591-4691. EarthShineOrg.com. Paso Robles River Walk, 141 Niblick Road, #417, Paso Robles. FREE PET VACCINE CLINIC An appointment-based Free Pet Vaccine Clinic for publicly owned pets, featuring free FVRCP and DAPP vaccines as well as other low-cost services, thanks to a Petco Love nationwide initiative. Space is limited. Reserve your spot online. March 18 , 9:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Free. 805464-5034. SpaySLOCounty.com. Woods Humane Society (North County), 2300 Ramona Road, Atascadero.
LUMINA NIGHTS 2023 The Lumina Nights gala will be an evening filled with music, wine, dining, and dancing at Rava Winery in Paso Robles. March 18, 5-10 p.m. betterunite.com. Rava Wines + Events, 6785 Creston Rd., Paso Robles, 805-238-7282.
MAMA LOVESHINE’S ARIES ASTROLOGY
SALON As the sun moves into the sign of Aries on March 20, we see the start of spring and the new growth and potential it brings. Join Lori Waters of MamaLoveshine.com to talk intimately about the sign of Aries and other topics. March 21, 6-7:30 p.m. $22. 805-
464-2838. oracleatascaderoca.com. Oracle, 6280 Palma Ave., Atascadero.
NAR-ANON: FRIDAY MEETINGS A meeting for those who know or have known a feeling of desperation concerning the addiction of a loved one. Fridays, 12-1 p.m. Free. 805441-2164. North County Connection, 8600 Atascadero Ave., Atascadero.
SANTA LUCIA ROCKHOUNDS MEETING
Bring your favorite rock, gem, crystal, fossil, etc., to show the rest of the club. Third Monday of every month, 7 p.m. slrockhounds.org/. Templeton Community Center, 601 S. Main St., Templeton.
SAN LUIS OBISPO
BARS AND BOUNCE CLINIC Build wholebody strength swinging on bars and bouncing on trampolines. No experience is necessary. March 18 1:15-3:15 p.m. $25 for first child; $10 per additional sibling. 805547-1496. performanceathleticsslo.com/ events. Performance Athletics Gymnastics, 4484 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. BIRDS AND BOTANY MONTHLY WALK
p.m. $50 per child; $70 per two children. 805-547-1496. performanceathleticsslo.com/ kids-party-paradise. Performance Athletics Gymnastics, 4484 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. LEPRECHAUN LOST Join SLO Parks and Recreation staff for a St. Patrick’s Day-themed scavenger hunt beginning at the Downtown SLO Farmers’ Market. Participants will help find the missing leprechauns that will be hidden down Higuera Street and collect coins. March 16 , 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-781-7300. slocity. org. San Luis Obispo Farmers Market, Broad and Higuera, San Luis Obispo.
MINDFULNESS AND MEDITATION
AT SLO BOTANICAL GARDEN
The Garden is excited to present a monthly bird walk series on the fourth Thursday of every month which explores the intersection of birds and botany. Fourth Thursday of every month, 8-11 a.m. $10 for Garden Members; $40 for general public. 805-541-1400. slobg. org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450
(ONLINE MEETING) Zoom series hosted by TMHA. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m.-noon Transitions Mental Health Warehouse, 784 High Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-270-3346. RECKONING LIVE: AN EVENING OF CULTURE WORK IN COMMUNITY Join Kimberly Ann Johnson and Stephen Jenkinson, two authors and teachers from different countries and different generations – one known for his work on death, the other known for her work on birth – for this event. March 16 7-8:30 p.m. $25. orphanwisdom. com. King David’s Masonic Lodge, 859 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo, 805-545-5681.
SLO LEZ B FRIENDS (VIRTUALLY VIA
ZOOM) A good core group of friends who gather to discuss topics we love/ care about from movies, outings, music, or being new
FRIED AND TRUE
St. Patrick’s Church in Arroyo Grande will hold its annual Fish Fry services on Friday, March 24, and Friday, March 31, from 4 to 7 p.m. both evenings. During the program, the church will be dishing out fish and chips dinners with coleslaw. Dine-in and takeout options are available. Dinners range from $10 to $20. Visit stpatsag.org to find out more. The church is located at 501 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. —C.W.
Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.
DR. DAN KRIEGER TEACHES ON MISSION SLO AND EARLY CALIFORNIA HISTORY
Come learn the fascinating history of Mission SLO and early California from a Cal Poly professor. Held in Youth Center, Mission SLO. Presented by Mission Docents. All are welcome. March 18 9:30-11:30 a.m. and March 25 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free admission.
805-234-4457. Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa, 751 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, missionsanluisobispo.org/.
GALA PRIDE AND DIVERSITY CENTER
BOARD MEETING (VIA ZOOM) Monthly meeting of the Gala Pride and Diversity Center Board of Directors. Meets virtually via Zoom and is open to members of the public. Visit galacc.org/events to fill out the form to request meeting access.
Third Tuesday of every month, 6-8 p.m. No admission fee. galacc.org. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
GYM JAM CLINIC Features two hours of progressive gymnastics skill training on bars, beam, floor, trampoline, plus obstacle courses, and more. For ages 5-17. March 25 1:15-3:15 p.m. $25 for first child; $10 per additional child. 805-547-1496. performanceathleticsslo.com/events.
Performance Athletics Gymnastics, 4484
Broad St., San Luis Obispo.
KIDS’ PARTY PARADISE: CLOVER CAPER
Kids will have a blast with pizza, a movie, and gymnastics fun. For ages 4-13. No gymnastics experience necessary. March 18, 5-9:30
to the area. We come from all walks of life and most importantly support each other. Transgender and Nonbinary folks welcome. Third Friday of every month, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. sloqueer.groups.io/g/lezbfriends.
Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
SLO RETIRED ACTIVE MEN MONTHLY
LUNCHEON San Luis Obispo Retired Active Men (SLO RAM) is a group of retirees that get together just for fun, fellowship, and to enjoy programs which enhance the enjoyment, dignity, and independence of retirement. Third Tuesday of every month, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $28. retiredactivemen.org/. Madonna Inn Garden Room, 100 Madonna Road, San Luis Obispo.
SOUL AND SOIL: PRENATAL AND POSTNATAL GATHERINGS Join the SLO Botanical Garden for grounding in your pregnancy and postpartum journey. Including snacks, activities, care for children, and plenty of healthy soil, the Garden will offer a safe space to connect to our bodies, little ones, the natural world, and each other. March 21 10-11:30 a.m. $10; free for children. 805-541-1400. slobg. org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo. SUCCESSFULLY GROWING TOMATOES
Learn how correct planting methods can increase success growing tomatoes. Master Gardener, Joan Cloutier, will talk about pest control, irrigation, soil management, and fertilizer. Learn how to grow healthy
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Glasshead Studio in Atascadero will host its two-day Mosaic Seahorse Workshop on Saturday, May 27, from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m., and Sunday, May 28, from noon to 1 p.m. Participants of the class will design and glue elements of the project during the rst day, and grout during the second day. Admission is $125. Call (805) 464-2633 or visit glassheadstudio.com for more info. —C.W. ¢
Special Spring Events
NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY
COASTAL WINE AND PAINT PARTY Local artists inspire and instruct customers step-by-step to create their masterpieces. Saturdays, 12-2 p.m. $50. 805-394-5560. coastalwineandpaint. com. Madeline’s Wine Tasting Room, 788 Main St., Cambria.
FINDING THE LIGHT RECEPTION Features internationally shown artist Liz Hampton-Derivan. Her work includes mixed media, photography, hot and cold wax, paints, and pastels to create an exhibit of unexpected and delightful imagery. Reception on March 4, March 4, 2023, 4:30 to 6 p.m. Through April 30 cambriaarts.org. Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria.
LIONESS CLUB OF CAYUCOS: CAYUCOS EASTER DOG PARADE
For all dog lovers who support the Mutt Mitt Project (providing dispensers, trash receptacles, and doggie bags for all beach accesses, beaches, and the Cayucos community). Bring your dog to take part in the parade. Doggie costumes for your pet are encouraged. April 8, 12-1 p.m. Free; $1 per dog and $1 per person appreciated. Cayucos Pier, Ocean Front Ave., Cayucos.
MORRO BAY ART IN THE PARK (MAY) This event was established in 1955 and is in its 68th annual year. 100 fine artists from all over California attend this event. May 27 10 a.m.-5 p.m., May 28 , 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and May 29 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Morro Bay City Park, Corner of Morro Bay Blvd. and Harbor St., Morro Bay.
NORTH SLO COUNTY
ATASCADERO CITYWIDE YARD SALE
Sign up to sell your stuff or save the date to shop for treasures at the sixth annual Atascadero Citywide Yard Sale. Spend a Saturday searching for unique finds or turning your clutter into cash. April 15 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Free admission. atascaderoyardsale.com.
Downtown Atascadero, Across El Camino from Sunken Gardens, Atascadero.
CAMP AND PAINT Join Art Social 805 at SunOutdoors where you will paint a St. Patty’s Day-themed image while enjoying the camp site. BYOB and snacks. March 18 , 3-5 p.m.
$40. 805-242-4700. Cava Robles Resort, 3800 Golden Hill Rd., Paso Robles.
LAKE FEST AND CHILDREN’S DAY AT THE PARK Friends of Atascadero Lake and The Link Family Resource Center work together to combine the 2023 Atascadero Lakefest and Children’s Day in the Park. The event provides a day of fun, food, and entertainment offering family resource information and many free activities. May 20 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free admission. Atascadero Lake Park, 9305 Pismo Ave., Atascadero.
LUMINA NIGHTS 2023 The Lumina Nights gala will be an evening filled with music, wine, dining, and dancing at Rava Winery in Paso Robles. March 18 5-10 p.m. betterunite.com. Rava Wines + Events, 6785 Creston Rd., Paso Robles, 805-238-7282.
PAINT AND SIP IN THE MEZZANINE A monthly paint and sip experience in the mezzanine. Tickets include all painting materials and your first glass of liquid courage. March 30 , 6-8 p.m. $49. 805-720-1255. pasomarketwalk.com. Paso Market Walk, 1803 Spring St, Paso Robles.
PASO ROBLES: ART IN THE PARK Described as the largest fine art show San Luis Obispo County, with more than 140 artists from four different states. April 15 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and April 16, 10 a.m.-
4 p.m. Downtown City Park, 11th and Spring St., Paso Robles.
THREE SPECKLED HENS: ANTIQUES AND OLD STUFF SHOW A biannual event that specializes in selling one-of-a-kind antique and vintage items. More than 100 vendors will participate in the show. April 28 -30 my805tix.com. Paso Robles Event Center, 2198 Riverside Ave., Paso Robles.
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2023 SLO COUNTY EARTH DAY Highlights of the fair include a Kid’s Zone, Electric Vehicle Show, and an array of exhibitors (businesses, nonprofits, students, and families) sharing earth friendly tips, tools, and giveaways. Live music will be featured.
Food and beverages will be sold. Bring a blanket or chair. April 22 , 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 805-544-8529. earthdayslo.com. Laguna Lake Park, 504 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo. 2023 SPRING FOLK-N-SOAK MUSIC/HOT SPRINGS/YOGA/CAMPING FESTIVAL Festivalgoers will be able to soak in 100 degree mineral water and camp out under the stars, enjoying the music from the pool at the hot springs. May 19 -21 my805tix.com. Franklin Hot Springs, 3015 Creston Rd., Paso Robles.
ART AFTER DARK Featuring rotating exhibits from local artists, live music, and vegan and vegetarian dining. First Friday of every month. through May 5 Free. Linnaea’s Cafe, 1110 Garden St., San Luis Obispo, 805-541-5888, linnaeas.com/.
ART CENTRAL’S SIXTH ANNUAL “YART SALE” Come and browse through gently used art supplies, generously donated by local artists. All proceeds go towards creating scholarships for graduating local high school students continuing their art studies in college. In partnership with MBAA. Cash only. Through March 18, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 805-7474200. artcentralslo.com/blog/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
FAMILY DAY AT THE DALLIDET Bring the whole family to help open the Dallidet Gardens for 2023. A day of kid-friendly activities, games, and fun planned (plus lunch). April 1 , 11 a.m.-3 p.m. $25 adults; $10 children. 805-543-0638. historycenterslo. org/familyday. Dallidet Adobe and Gardens, 1185 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo.
ISABELLA ROSSELLINI: DARWIN’S SMILE Iconic actress Isabella Rossellini’s new one woman show reconciles two worlds that are often at the opposite ends: art and science. The show is a lesson on evolution and acting. She demonstrates how acting can be used to understand animals and their emotions. April 29 , 7:30-9 p.m. $49-$79. 805-756-4849. calpolyarts.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.
LEPRECHAUN LOST Join SLO Parks and Recreation staff for a St. Patrick’s Day-themed scavenger hunt beginning at the Downtown SLO Farmers’ Market. Participants will help find the missing leprechauns that will be hidden down Higuera Street and collect coins. March 16 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-7817300. slocity.org. San Luis Obispo Farmers Market, Broad and Higuera, San Luis Obispo.
MAKERS AT THE MARKET: EARTH DAY Co-hosted with SLO General Store. A day of learning, live music, workshops, local
makers, and food and drinks. April 22 , 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805215-3669. slopublicmarket.com. SLO Public Market, 120 Tank Farm Road, San Luis Obispo.
ORCHID FEST 2023 Enjoy the beauty and grandeur of orchids. Produced in conjunction with Five Cities Orchid Society. Seven area orchid societies will be exhibiting and selling their individual specialities. April 1 10 a.m.-4 p.m. and April 2 , 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 805-541-1400. slobg.org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo. PRIDE IN THE PLAZA Central Coast Pride presents Pride in the Plaza. Take a stroll through the plaza for music, vendors, drinks, and more. All are welcome. June 4 1:30-6 p.m. Free. 805-5414252. slopride.com/. Mission Plaza, Downtown, San Luis Obispo. PRIDEFEST Central Coast Pride 2023 presents Pridefest. Come out for a day of family-friendly celebration of Pride, with music, food, art, vendors, resources, and community. All are welcome. June 3 , 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-541-4252. slopride.com/. Laguna Lake Park, 504 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo.
TOMATO FANDANGO Growing Grounds Farm’s edible plants meet artisan vendors in a beautiful location. Find heirloom and hybrid tomato varieties, peppers, eggplant, basils, veggies, berries, and more. April 15 , 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and April 16 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free admission. 805-934-2182. Tiber Canyon Ranch, 280 W Ormonde Rd, San Luis Obispo.
SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY
CENTRAL COAST CACTUS AND SUCCULENT SOCIETY
ANNUAL SHOW AND SALE
The show features hundreds of cacti/succulents. On Sunday afternoon, there will be an auction of show-quality plants that encourages lively bidding. May 27 10 a.m. and May 28 10 p.m. Free. centralcoastcactus.org/ home/show-and-sale/. Nipomo High School, 525 N Thompson Ave, Nipomo.
DRAG RACE FAVORITES AND MORE Enjoy a night of Queens from RuPaul’s Drag Race. American Idol and Queen of the Universe finalist Ada Vox headlines and evening of stellar talent. April 22 7:30-10 p.m. $48-$58. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/ shows/drag-race-favorites/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.
NATUREFEST AT DANA All ages can connect with nature at the Dana Adobe’s NatureFest. April 15 , 10 a.m.-4 p.m. $10 for adults; $3 for youth. 805-929-5679. danaadobe.org. DANA Adobe Cultural Center, 671 S. Oakglen Ave., Nipomo.
SEVENTH ANNUAL CENTRAL COAST UKULELE FESTIVAL
Many local groups are performing. Food and beverages available. May 20 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Free admission. 805-345-5579. Heritage Square Park, 201 Nelson St., Arroyo Grande.
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Index Special Spring Events ..................... 18 Visual Art Exhibits ......................... 19 Stage 23 Music ............................................... 25 Film & TV ....................................... 30 Writers & Literature ...................... 31 Classes & Lessons .......................... 31 SPRING ANNUAL 2023 ∫j¢ ∫j¢ Arts ∫j¢ ∫j¢ April 1, 7pm April 2, 2pm BT-SLO.org 501(c)(3) Nonprofit 20-8393945 BALLET THEATRE SAN LUIS OBISPO PRESENTS THERESA SLOBODNIK’S Tickets: $20-$56 Performing Arts Center San Luis Obispo (805) 756-4879 Artistry • Passion • Performance
SLO COAST WINE CLASSIC Join SLO Coast winemakers and fellow wine lovers at the SLO Coast Wine Classic in Pismo Beach. Meet and mingle with winemakers all weekend. March 24 -27, 11 a.m.-7 p.m. $75-$350. 805-550-2506. eventbrite.com. Pismo Beach Pier, West end of Pomeroy, Pismo Beach.
ST. PATRICK’S CHURCH FISH FRY The Italian Catholic Federation Lenten Fish Fry season is here. Enjoy a fish and chips and coleslaw dinner in the parish hall. Dine in or take out. All are welcome. Fridays, 4-7 p.m. through March 31 $10-$20. St. Patrick’s Church, 501 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande, stpatsag.org.
WE HEART AG We Heart AG holds its third annual volunteering event. Meet at Heritage Square Park in the Village of Arroyo Grande, then you will meet your team leaders and head off to your volunteer jobs. April 23 , 8 a.m.-noon Free. weheartag. com/. Heritage Square Park, 201 Nelson St., Arroyo Grande.
SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS ALAMOS
10TH ANNUAL EVERYTHING EDIBLE: SPRING PLANT SALE
Find a huge selection of heirloom and hybrid tomato varieties, peppers, eggplant, basils, herbs, veggies, berries, fruit trees, flowers. March 25 , 10 a.m.-3 p.m., March 26 10 a.m.-3 p.m. and
April 1 , 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Free admission. 805-934-2182. Growing Grounds Farm, 820 W. Foster Rd., Santa Maria, t-mha.org.
ARTISTIC SELF ART STUDIO For adults ages 50 and over. Bring your art projects and supplies and work on them in a comfortable and relaxing atmosphere with other artists. This is a drop-in program. Wednesdays, 9-10 a.m. through Dec. 27 Free. 805-925-0951. Elwin Mussell Senior Center, 510 Park Ave., Santa Maria.
EARTH EGGS-PLORERS Free and supervised arts and crafts programs for youth ages 6 to 12. Registration is required.
Tuesdays, 4-6:30 p.m. through April 25 Free. 805-925-0951. Minami Community Center, 600 W. Enos Drive, Santa Maria.
FAIRY GARDENS Inspired by Irish history, mythology, and Fairy folklore, create a magical or mysterious fairy garden. Program funded in part or whole by California State Library. March 23 4 p.m. 805-925-0994. engagedpatrons.org. Santa Maria Public Library (Altrusa Theater), 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.
FAMILY STEAM NIGHT Bring the family for a night of science, technology, engineering, art, and math fun. Activities are designed for elementary school aged children to complete with other family members. Program funded in part or whole by California State Library. March 30 , 4-5:30 p.m. 805-9250994. engagedpatrons.org. Santa Maria Public Library (Altrusa Theater), 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.
POKÉMON CLUB Join other Pokémon trainers at the popular Pokémon Club. Learn how to play the Pokémon Trading Card game, watch the TV show, and/or participate in other fun activities. Bring a deck from home to battle or use one from the library. March 25 11 a.m. 805925-0994. engagedpatrons.org. Santa Maria Public Library (Altrusa Theater), 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.
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Visual Art Exhibits
NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY
AQUARIUS 2023 CALIFORNIA OPEN WATERMEDIA
EXHIBITION Annual juried exhibition presented by Central Coast Watercolor Society, featuring varied watermedia styles and techniques by California artists. Through April 3, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. ccwsart.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.
ASSEMBLAGES OF STEVE DAYTON Steve divides his time between creating assemblages and abstract painting on wood panels. The assemblages are made by taking small hand built familiar objects and motifs and placing them in box frames to create absurd scenes that include absurd and humorous titles. Aug. 1-29 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.
COSTA GALLERY SHOWCASES Features works by Ellen Jewett as well as 20 other local artists, and artists from southern and northern California. Jewett’s work is also on display at Nautical Bean in Laguna shopping center during February. ThursdaysSaturdays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and Sundays, 12-4 p.m. 559-799-9632. costagallery.com. Costa Gallery, 2087 10th St., Los Osos.
DEVOTIONAL JEWELRY BY JANE SIRAGUSA Jane’s Devotional Jewelry are wearable reminders of unique spiritual journeys, as not all spiritual journeys are the same, so different devotionals serve different purposes. Ultimately, Jane’s jewelry best serves as a reminder that “we are not alone.” Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through April 29 Free. 805772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.
FEATURED ARTIST; ANNE GRANNIS Morro Bay Art Association is proud to feature the sculptures of Anne Grannis, who loves
Susan Kounanis, who won Best Visual Artist in New Times’ 2022 Best of SLO County poll, is the current featured artist at Ameriprise Financial in Santa Maria. Kounanis’ floral artworks were hung at the venue in early March and will remain on display through the end of June. An artist reception will be held on Thursday, May 11, from 4 to 6 p.m. Visit susankounanis.com for more info on the local artist.
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creating art from stone, pastel and fabric. Her sense of whimsy prevails in her popular dream boxes. Her figurative sculptures are created from live models. Through April 4, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org/. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.
FIBER ART BY GAY MCNEAL McNeal possesses an appreciation of the multifaceted role that fiber has played in the art and material cultures of many ethnic societies, and her creative high comes from the actual process of trying out the multitude of techniques, both old and new. Aug. 1-30 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.
FINDING THE LIGHT FEATURING LIZ HAMPTON-DERIVAN Cambria Center for the Arts features artist Liz HamptonDerivan, an accomplished photographer and internationally shown artist. Liz has begun experimenting with mixed media, hot and cold wax, paints, and pastels to create an exhibit of unexpected and delightful imagery. Fridays-Sundays, 12-4 p.m. through April 30 Free. cambriaarts.org. Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria.
FINE ART ACRYLIC AND DIGITAL PAINTINGS BY STEVE DAYTON Steve obtained Associate and BFA degrees in graphic design from Ricks College and Brigham Young University. Steve’s paintings are either abstract or representational, and those in his Cayucos series use acrylic paints inspired by the Central Coast. Mondays, Tuesdays, ThursdaysSundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through April 29 Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.
FINE ART ACRYLIC PAINTINGS BY HEMA SUKUMAR
California’s colorful landscapes from the water’s edge to mountaintops are a constant source of Sukumar’s artistic inspirations. Mondays, Tuesdays, ThursdaysSundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through May 29 Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.
FINE ART ACRYLIC PAINTINGS BY SANDRA SANDERS “I can paint for hours on end. The stress of life just seems to go away while I’m painting a beautiful seascape or a snowy mountain scene. I hope you enjoy looking at them as much as I enjoyed painting them,” Sanders said in a statement. Mondays, Wednesdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through March 29 Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.
FINE ART JEWELRY BY MARJORIE ZLOTOWITZ “I love the colors, shapes, and textures of natural stones, various metals, and vintage beads. The breathtaking beauty of the Central Coast VISUAL ART EXHIBITS continued page 20
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SPECIAL SPRING EVENTS from page 18
∫ j ¢ MAR 31 - APR 16 JUNE 9 - JULY 2 MAY 5 - 21 San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre SLOREP.ORG | 805-786-2440 888 MORRO, DOWNTOWN SLO Felix Mendelssohn Composes His World Sunday, April 23 | 1:15 PM Pavilion, Performing Arts Center 1 Grand Avenue, San Luis Obispo
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provides endless inspiration,” the artist said in a statement. Mondays, Wednesdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through March 29 Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.
FINE ART OIL PAINTINGS BY JEFF ODELL For more than 30 years on the Central Coast, Odell has been painting rural/ urban landscapes, seascapes, portraits, figures, interior studies, and “anything that will sit long enough to serve as a subject.” Gallery open daily. Mondays, WednesdaysSundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through April 29 Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.
FINE ART OIL PAINTINGS BY PATRICIA NEWTON “The ocean is a favorite subject of mine with its calming, yet powerful movement. Like the rise and fall of a crescendo, the sea bestows a feeling of increasing intensity with a dramatic force that feels exhilarating, captivating, yet terrifyingly beautiful,” Newton stated. July 1 -29, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.
FINE ART PHOTOGRAPHY BY CATHY RUSS The visual artistry of Russ’s work is born of a keen eye for the unusual and a life-long passion for the outdoors. Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through June 29 Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.
FINE ART PHOTOGRAPHY BY GREGORY
SIRAGUSA Gregory Siragusa’s photography is inspired by the ebbs and flows of the world around us: the flight of a bird, the strum of a guitar, the kick of a drum, the endless and eternal crashing of the waves of the Pacific Ocean. July 1 -29, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-7721068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.
FINE ART WATERCOLORS BY ARDELLA
SWANBERG Ardella Swanberg has painted her entire life. Her first awards for her art were received during high school in
Garden Grove, and her travels and adventures are reflected in her paintings of various locales. Mondays, Tuesdays, ThursdaysSundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through May 29 Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.
FINE ART WATERCOLORS BY VIRGINIA
MACK Virginia, along with her late husband John, also an artist, have spent endless hours exploring the back roads of San Luis Obispo County seeking those bits of landscape and the birds that are visually stimulating or interesting. Virginia works primarily in watercolors. Aug. 1-29 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.
GALLERY AT MARINA SQUARE PRESENTS AN OPENING RECEPTION FOR CATHY RUSS, DEBBIE GEDAYLOO, AND STEVIE CHUN Come meet the artists, have a snack, and bring some beautiful art home. June 10 3-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.
GALLERY AT MARINA SQUARE PRESENTS SMALL WORKS BY STEVIE CHUN Stevie Chun is a self-taught modern watercolor artist who also enjoys working in pen and ink. She currently is focused on the different cultural and social meanings behind the shape of a circle. These forms repeat in all sizes. MondaysSundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through June 29 Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.
GALLERY AT MARINA SQUARE: OPENING RECEPTION FOR JEFF ODELL, STEVE DAYTON, AND JANE SIRAGUSA Come meet the artists, have a snack, and bring some beautiful art home. April 8 , 3-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601
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HAND MADE LEATHER AND FIBER ART BY KRISTINA ALBION
Kristina Albion has been inspired to create art, bags, wearable art, and home decor using cloth, fiber, stone, leather, paint, and more. Her pieces showcase her talents in many media.
Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through May 29 Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.
MORRO BAY ART IN THE PARK: JULY This event was established in 1955 and is in its 68th annual year. 100 fine artists from all over California attend this event July 1 10 a.m.-5 p.m., July 2 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and July 3 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Morro Bay City Park, Corner of Morro Bay Blvd. and Harbor St., Morro Bay.
OPENING RECEPTION FOR GAY MCNEAL, VIRGINIA MACK, AND STEVE DAYTON Come meet the artists, have a snack, and bring some beautiful art home. Aug. 12 3-5 p.m. Free. 805-7721068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.
OPENING RECEPTION FOR GREGORY SIRAGUSA, PATRICIA NEWTON, AND THOMAS BROWN Come meet the artists, have a snack, and bring some beautiful art home. July 8 , 3-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.
OPENING RECEPTION FOR HEMA SUKUMAR, ARDELLA SWANBERG, AND KRISTINA ALBION Come meet the artists, have a snack, and bring some beautiful art home. May 13 3-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.
PAPER, FELT, AND FIBER ART BY DEBBIE GEDAYLOO “Most of my artistic inspiration comes from nature and my desire to create joy and happiness. My art is based on a foundation of respect for nature and the necessity of our being good stewards of the planet,” the artist stated. Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through June 29 Free. 805772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.
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On Wednesday, March 29, Anam Cre Pottery Studio in San Luis Obispo will hold its next Handbuilt Mug Class, from 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. Attendees of the workshop will create their own ceramic mugs from slabs of stoneware clay. All skill levels are welcome. Admission to the class is $70. Visit anamcre.com for additional details. —C.W.
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PORCELAIN POTTERY BY THOMAS BROWN Brown has dedicated his ceramics career to studying crystalline glazes specifically. His medium of choice is usually porcelain and he typically creates his forms on the potter’s wheel. All of Thomas’ glazes are mixed from scratch, perfected throughout the past four decades. July 1 -29, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.
STUDIES UNDER GLASS: SMALL WORKS IN WATERCOLOR BY KATY SMITH Katy Smith is a plein air landscape artist specializing in paintings of locations on the Central Coast of California. In her personal series, “Studies Under Glass,” Katy has created intimate impressionistic paintings that take the audience on a journey throughout the Central Coast. Thursdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. through April 30 Free. 559799-9632. Costa Gallery, 2087 10th St., Los Osos.
SPRING ANNUAL 2023
THREE JURIED ART SHOWS Sculptors and craftmakers hold juried shows May 18 through June 26. Sculptors and craftmakers’ deadline to enter: March 31. This is a members only show. Join an artist group now on the CCAC website. March 31 , noon $15/1 to 3 pieces. 805-772-2504. centralcoastartistscollective.org/cfe.html. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.
TIDAL ZONE EXHIBITION This show conveys the magnificent and the mysterious vastness of the ocean in fine art paintings, photography, pottery, sculpture, jewelry, and more. With featured artist Anne Grannis. Through April 3, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org/. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.
NORTH SLO COUNTY
ART GALLERY OPENING Showcasing artwork of Susan Lyon, Kathy Madonna, and Maryanne Nucci. First Saturday of every month, 4-7 p.m. Free. Pocket Gallery on Pine, 849 13th Street, Paso Robles, 805-440-7152.
BRUCE MUNRO: LIGHT AT SENSORIO Sensorio, the Central California location dedicated to the intersection of art, technology, and nature, continues to welcome crowds to its stunning multi-acre outdoor exhibit, Bruce Munro: Light at Sensorio. Thursdays-Saturdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m., ThursdaysSaturdays, 7-10 p.m. and Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:30-10:30 p.m. through May 13 $22-$112. 805-226-4287. sensoriopaso.com. Sensorio, 4380 Highway 46 East, Paso Robles.
CELEBRATE THE ARTS Enjoy an afternoon of music, visual arts, fine wine and gourmet hors d’oeuvres at the exquisite west Paso Robles hilltop home of Ken and Marilyn Riding, local champions of the arts. April 22 4-6 p.m. my805tix.com. Riding Residence, 3030 Adara Road, Paso Robles.
DEPRISE BRESCIA ART GALLERY: OPEN DAILY Features a large selection of encaustic art, sculpted paintings, art installations, acrylic palette knife paintings, digital art, glass, jewelry, stones, fossils, and a butterfly sculpture garden. ongoing DepriseBrescia.com. Deprise Brescia Art Gallery, 829 10th St., Paso Robles, 310-621-7543.
THE EYE OF THE NEXT GENERATION All artists were encouraged to showcase their skills in the following categories: landscape, floral, animal, portrait, city/urban, and still life. This exhibition was brought together thanks to a donation from The Jeanette Bertea Hennings Foundation in honor of Lonnie Hood. Through April 30 Free. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.
SAN LUIS OBISPO
ART EXHIBIT: FLOWERS AND FLUTTERBYS Art Central presents a spring exhibit featuring local artist of all media. Meet the artists during the artist reception on Apr. 8, from 2 to 4 p.m. April 7- May 1 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/gallery/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
ART EXHIBIT: LUMINOUS EXPRESSIONS An exhibit of pastel paintings by members of the California Central Coast Pastel Society (3CPS). Meet the artists during a reception on May 6 at 3 p.m. May 5 -July 3 , 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/gallery/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
ART EXHIBIT: NEEDLING Featuring the Cutting Edge Fiber Art Group. Through April 3, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/gallery/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
ART IN THE GARDEN AND PLANT SALE Features more than 30 artists showing and selling their work in a variety of media, including daily performances by the Jill Knight Duo. Food and drink available for purchase, along with a variety of plants from the five Mediterranean climate zones. March 25 , 10 a.m.-4 p.m. and March 26 , 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free admission. 805-541-1400. slobg.org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.
BEACON ART SHOW A juried show held annually. The community is invited to enter up to five pieces of art. The show’s opening night will be March 3. This year’s theme is Artistic Spectrum. Fridays-Sundays. through April 2 Free. 805-544-4608. San Luis Obispo United Methodist Church, 1515 Fredericks Street, San Luis Obispo.
CALL FOR ARTISTS: SLO GROWN (LANDSCAPE EXHIBIT)
Looking for artist to submit artwork that showcases our
agricultural landscapes from vineyards to pastures for our July/Aug. exhibit. Accepting all media. July 5 , 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Entry fees vary. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/gallery/ call-for-artists/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
CAMBRIA CENTER FOR THE ARTS: JURIED
PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBIT Seeking art for Spring Juried Photography Exhibit. The exhibit will be juried by photographer, Kerry Drager, known for his constructive encouragement and solid advice, and author of three nationally published photo how-to books. Online submissions welcome through April 21. Exhibit: May 5- July 2. Through April 21 $15 per entry for members. cambriaarts.org. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
CRITICAL ENCOUNTERS Beginning with monoprints and photography from the 1980s, this exhibition follows the lineage of Nixson Borah’s practice towards his recent digital composites. Through April 3, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/exhibits/current/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.
JURIED PHOTOGRAPHY CALL TO ARTISTS Seeking photography for the Spring Juried Photography Exhibit with juror: nationally recognized photographer Kerry Drager. Register/submit art online April 17 through 21. Reception in May. April 17, April 18 , April 19 , April 20 and April 21 cambriaartsgallery.org. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo. LIZ MARUSKA’S ART: ENJOYING BIG SUR Wander through Maruska’s spellbinding impressions of this iconic seashore in a euphoric and inspiring display of art rendered in a luminous palette of colors that glows with vitality. Through March 31 Free. 805-550-3308. SLOProvisons.com. SLO Provisions, 1255 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
MARELA ZACARÍAS: STORYTELLING Through July 7 San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, 5438562, sloma.org/.
NATURE NIGHTS An immersive exhibition for the entire family featuring Bryn Forbes’ large format projections, Michael Reddell’s wire sculpture, and Kody Cava’s colorfully creative illumination of the garden areas. Food, wine, and beer available for purchase. Fridays, Saturdays, 6-8 p.m. through March 18 $14.75-$24.75. 805-541-1400. slobg.org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo. WILD ART! OPENING AND SILENT ONLINE AUCTION A benefit for Outside Now. Event features art pieces inspired by the natural world and created by artists of all ages. May 20 6-9 p.m. Free event. 805-541-9900. outsidenow.org. Ascendo Coffee, 311 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.
SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY
ABSTRACT ART EXHIBIT BY STEVE ANDREWS Steve Andrews’ “Wow Factor” works are on display at The Arroyo Grande Library. 10 percent of all sales help the Central Coast Parkinson Association continue their valuable work in the community’s fight against Parkinson’s Disease. Through March 25 Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande, 473-7164, slolibrary.org.
SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS ALAMOS
AMERIPRISE ARTIST RECEPTION An Artist Reception for oil painter Susan Kounanis, whose lovely floral works are being shown. Meet the artist, and enjoy sips and nibbles. Art available to view through June. May 11 , 4-6 p.m. 805-938-9724. mpf.com. Ameriprise Financial, 2605 S Miller St., suite 104, Santa Maria.
SANTA MARIA VALLEY RAILWAY HISTORICAL MUSEUM
TOURS The collection includes late 1800’s-early 1900’s Engine used by the Betteravia Union Sugar Company, a 1930’s Sacramento Northern box car, and more. Second and Fourth Saturday of every month, 12-4 p.m. smvrhm.com. Santa Maria Transit Center, Miller and Boone Streets, Santa Maria.
LOMPOC/VANDENBERG
BRENDA FRENCH MEMORIAL ART AUCTION AND SALE The Lompoc Valley Arts Council is sponsoring a Silent Auction and Sale of fine art from the collection of Brenda French; work by local and county art professionals; and treasured collectibles. April 1 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 805-735-6896. facebook.com/ LompocValleyArtsCouncil. Stone Pine Hall, 210 South H St., Lompoc.
CAROL TALLEY: ARTIST RECEPTION “Luminous Landscapes” is the theme of Carol Talley’s art exhibit on display through mid-May at Flying Goat Cellars Tasting Room and Art Salon. March 24 4-6 p.m. Free. 805-736-9032. flyinggoatcellars.com/ blogs/news/carol-talley. Flying Goat Cellars, 1520 Chestnut Court, Lompoc.
PAINT AND PAPER With paintings created with origami paper, Japanese stamps, and acrylic paint, as well as 3D pieces. June 29 -July 30 , 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Cypress Gallery, 119 E Cypress Ave., Lompoc, 805-705-5328, lompocart.org.
POURING MY HEART OUT Explore the world of fluid art and beyond in this exhibition by central coast artist Christine Jeszeck. April 28 - May 25 Free admission. 805-737-1129. Cypress Gallery, 119 E Cypress Ave., Lompoc, lompocart.org. WATER AND WOOD Featured artists: Neal Andersson and Chuck Klein. Opening reception held on Apr. 2, from 1 to 3 p.m. Thursdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. through April 23 Free admission. 805-737-1129. Cypress Gallery, 119 E Cypress Ave., Lompoc, lompocart.org.
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Talented jewelry, mosaics, and stained-glass artist Paula Gregoire-Jones offers a creative event at Sunburst Retreat Center for anyone who would like to experience this beautiful technique for making nature’s creations wearable. April 23 1-2:30 p.m. $45. 805-736-6528. sunburst.org/upcoming/. Sunburst Retreat Center, 7200 CA-1, Lompoc.
SANTA YNEZ VALLEY
BECAUSE WE PAINT: DUO EXHIBITION Garrett and Ginny Speirs, an artist couple, will be showing their oil paintings in Gallery Los Olivos in March. Garrett’s work will feature distant water and landscape scenes from California, Italy, and Croatia. Ginny’s work shows the close-up details of local plant life. Mondays-Sundays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. through March 31 805-6887517. GalleryLosOlivos.com. Gallery Los Olivos, 2920 Grand Ave., Los Olivos.
DUNES: VISIONS OF SAND, LIGHT, AND SHADOW Traverse the sand dunes with Central Coast photographer Bob Canepa in the Wildling Museum’s new Valley Oak Gallery exhibition. Receptions: Sept. 11 and Oct. 9. Through March 23, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Wildling Museum of Art and Nature, 1511-B Mission Dr., Solvang, 805-688-1082, wildlingmuseum.org.
SEDGWICK RESERVE: A CONSERVATION STORY April 8 - Oct. 16 Wildling Museum of Art and Nature, 1511-B Mission Dr., Solvang, 805-688-1082, wildlingmuseum.org.
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SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY
ANNIE JR. Presented by Coastal Christian School. Based on the popular comic strip and adapted from the Tony Award-winning musical, with a beloved book and score by Thomas Meehan, Charles Strouse, and Martin Charnin. May 13 , 2-4 & 7-9 p.m. $8-$14. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.
CPAF: SEUSSICAL JR. Transporting audiences from the Jungle of Nool to the Circus McGurkus, the Cat in the Hat narrates the story of Horton the Elephant, who discovers a speck of dust containing tiny people called the Whos. Horton must protect the Whos from a world of naysayers. May 5 7-9 p.m., May 6 , 2-4 & 7-9 p.m., May 7, 3-5 p.m., May 12 , 7-9 p.m., May 13 , 2-4 & 7-9 p.m. and May 14 , 3-5 p.m. $20-$25. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/shows/cpaf-seussical-jr/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.
THE PROM Four eccentric Broadway stars are in desperate need of a new stage. Captures all the humor and heart of a
classic musical comedy with a message that resonates with audiences now more than ever. May 25 , 7-9 p.m., May 26
7-9 p.m. and May 27, 2-4 & 7-9 p.m. $10-$15. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/shows/aghs-theater-company-the-prom/.
Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.
SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS ALAMOS
AMERICAN MARIACHI: SANTA MARIA about family, the freedom to go after your dreams, and the music that unites us. By José Cruz Gonzalez.
14 , 7 p.m., July 15 7 p.m., July 16 1:30 p.m., July 21 7 p.m., July 22 , 1:30 & 7 p.m.,
1:30 p.m., July 28 , 7 p.m. and July 29
$25. 805-922-8313. pcpa.org/events/american-mariachi. PCPA: The Pacific Conservatory Theatre, 800 S. College, Santa Maria.
BRIGHT STAR Steve Martin and Edie Brickell’s Grammy and Tony-nominated musical weaves toe-tapping bluegrass and incredible true events into a rich, refreshingly genuine journey along the Blue Ridge Mountains. April 27
p.m., April 29 7 p.m., April 30 , 1:30 p.m.,
5 , 7 p.m., May 6 1:30 & 7 p.m., May 7 1:30 p.m.,
May 13 1:30 & 7 p.m. and May 14 , 1:30 p.m. Starting at $25. 805-922-8313. pcpa.org/events/bright-star. PCPA: The Pacific Conservatory Theatre, 800 S. College, Santa Maria.
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AMERICAN MARIACHI: SOLVANG An uplifting comedy about family, the freedom to go after your dreams, and the music that unites us. Wednesdays-Sundays, 8 p.m. through Aug. 27
Starting at $25. 805-922-8313. pcpa.org/events/americanmariachi. Solvang Festival Theater, 420 2nd St., Solvang.
BRIGHT STAR Steve Martin and Edie Brickell’s Grammy and Tony-nominated musical weaves toe-tapping bluegrass and incredible true events into a rich, refreshingly genuine journey along the Blue Ridge Mountains. July 7
July 9 8 p.m., July 13 , 8 p.m., July 14 16 , 8 p.m., July 20 8 p.m., July 21 , 8 p.m., July 23 , 8 p.m. Starting at $25. 805-922-8313. pcpa.org/events/ bright-star. Solvang Festival Theater, 420 2nd St., Solvang.
COMEDY
NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY
KODACHROME BY ADAM SZYMKOWICZ: A STAGED READING
Welcome to Colchester, a small town where everybody knows each other and the pace of life allows the pursuit of love to take up as much space as it needs. Your tour guide is Suzanne, who lets us peek into her neighbors’ lives. March 24 7-9 p.m., March 25, 7-9 p.m. and March 26 2-4 p.m. $20. 805-927-8190. cambriaarts.org. Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria.
SLOFUNNY COMEDY DIRTY SHOW The Dirty Show will be hosted by Johnny Cardinale, and features Juan Garcia, Doc Willis, Taquita Love, and headliner John Wynn (2023 World Series of Comedy Champion). March 25 9-10:30 p.m. $30. 805-534-3129. facebook.com/slofunny.
Morro Bay Veterans Memorial Building, 209 Surf St., Morro Bay.
SLOFUNNY COMEDY SHOW This month’s SLOFunny Comedy Show is hosted by Detroit native Doc Willis and features Juan Garcia, Johnny Cardinale, Taquita Love, and headliner John Wynn (2023 World Series of Comedy Champion). March 25 6:30-8 p.m. $30. 805-534-3129. facebook.com/slofunny.
Morro Bay Veterans Memorial Building, 209 Surf St., Morro Bay.
NORTH SLO COUNTY
SLOFUNNY COMEDY JAMBOREE
PASO ROBLES The SLOFunny Comedy Jamboree is a monthly comedy show that brings the finest headliners and talented local comedians together. This event is hosted by Cat Alvarado. Featuring Camilla Cleese and headliner Dave Burleigh. April 14 , 8-9:30 p.m. $25. 805-534-3129. toothandnailwinery.com. Tooth and Nail Winery, 3090 Anderson Rd., Paso Robles.
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Cypress Gallery in Lompoc presents Pouring My Heart Out, a new solo exhibition of works by local artist Christine Jeszeck, which is scheduled to debut on Friday, April 28, and run through Thursday, May 25. One of Jeszeck’s featured paintings in the upcoming fluid art showcase is Reflections. Visit lompocart.org to find out more about the exhibit.
—C.W.
THE BOOK OF MORMON The New York Times called it “the best musical of this century.” The Washington Post wrote, “It is the kind of evening that restores your faith in musicals.” And Entertainment Weekly wrote, “Grade A: the funniest musical of all time.” May 17, 7:30-10 p.m., May 18, 7:30-10 p.m. and May 19 7:30-10 p.m. $75-$125. 805-756-6556. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, pacslo.org. COMEDY NIGHT Professional comedy show featuring local and touring comics. Hosted by Aidan Candelario. First and Third Thursday of every month, 7-9 p.m. $5. 805-540-8300. Bang the Drum Brewery, 1150 Laurel Lane, suite 130, San Luis Obispo, bangthedrumbrewery.com.
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VIRTUAL + IN PERSON ENCORE EVENT IN PASO ROBLES: APRIL 30–MAY 7 LET'S GO BACK TO THE MOVIES! Cold Beer Great Snacks 805-489-2499 americanmelodrama.com The Best Live Entertainment on the Central Coast
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San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre
OPEN MIC COMEDY Sign-ups at 6:30 p.m.
Hosted by Aidan Candelario. Mondays, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-540-8300. saintsbarrel.com/ event-calendar. Saints Barrel Wine Bar, 1021 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.
OPEN MIC NIGHT IN THE TASTING ROOM
Kelsey Rae hosts this open mic event for music and comedy in the tasting room. Second and Fourth Thursday of every month, 7-9 p.m. Free show. 805-721-6878.
SLO Cider, 3419 Roberto Ct., Suite C, San Luis Obispo.
THE SECOND CITY SWIPES RIGHT: AN INCOMPLETE GUIDE TO THE ULTIMATE
SPRING ANNUAL 2023
DATE NIGHT It’s love at first laugh with The Second City. Spend a naughty 90 minutes with a cast of comedians as they (consensually) annihilate everything that turns us on—and off—about love, dating, relationships, and everything else in-between the sheets. May 25 7:30-9 p.m. $32-$55. 805756-6556. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, pacslo.org.
SLO COMEDY UNDERGROUND OPEN MIC NIGHT Enjoy a night of laughs provided by the local SLO Comedy Community. It’s open mic night, so anyone can perform and “you never know what you’ll see.” Tuesdays, 8 p.m. Free. Libertine Brewing Company, 1234 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, 805-548-2337, libertinebrewing.com.
SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY
BEST OF THE SAN FRANCISCO COMEDY COMPETITION
The San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy competition has been a major springboard for the most talented comics in the country for more than 40 years. Back by popular demand, a new group of competition finalists takes the stage in Arroyo Grande. April 1 7:30-10 p.m. $32-$45. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.
A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM AGHS Theatre Company is proud to present this classic Shakespeare comedy about young love, magic, fairies, and a man who becomes a donkey. Set in a magical woods outside Athens, with a 1950s theme. March 16 , 7-9 p.m., March 17 7-9 p.m. and March 18 7-9 p.m. $8-$12. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.
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SHERLOCK HOLMES AND THE FINAL PROBLEM Sherlock Holmes’ skills are put to the test when he goes head-tohead with his intellectual equal, criminal mastermind Professor Moriarty. After repeated attempts on his life, Holmes is rejoined by his recently married friend Dr. Watson and the two attempt to thwart the Professor’s plans Saturdays, 2-4 p.m., Wednesdays-Saturdays, 7-9 p.m. and Sundays, 6-8 a.m. through May 14 $30-$36. 805-489-2499. americanmelodrama.com. Great American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano.
SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS ALAMOS
ALMOST MAINE Some residents of Almost, Maine find themselves falling in and out of love in unexpected and hilarious ways. Through March 26 my805tix.com. Santa Maria Civic Theatre, 1660 N. McClelland St., Santa Maria.
THE BOOK OF WILL By Lauren Gunderson. William Shakespeare is dead. Bad Hamlet knock-offs and children’s acting troupes litter the stages of Elizabethan London. And the King’s Men are running out of time. Rooted in real events. Aug. 17, 7 p.m., Aug. 18 , 7 p.m., Aug. 19 , 7 p.m., Aug. 20 , 1:30 p.m., Aug. 23 , 1:30 p.m., Aug. 25 7 p.m. and Aug. 26 1:30 & 7 p.m. Starting at $25. 805922-8313. pcpa.org/events/the-book-of-will. PCPA: The Pacific Conservatory Theatre, 800 S. College, Santa Maria.
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LIVE STAND-UP COMEDY Hosted by local comic Justin Bournonville. This show will feature professional touring comedians Scott Cavanaugh, Margaux Hamilton, Max Kestenbaum, and Courtney Ciacco. For ages 18 and over. March 18 8 p.m. $15. my805tix.com. Flower City Ballroom, 110 W. Ocean Ave., Lompoc.
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EMMA Romantic misadventures, misplaced confidence, and matchmaking in the town of Highbury. The West Coast Premiere of a charming new adaptation of Jane Austen’s beloved novel. June 22 8 p.m., June 23 8 p.m., June 24 8 p.m., June 25 , 8 p.m., June 29 , 8 p.m., June 30 , 8 p.m., July 1 , 8 p.m. and July 2 , 8 p.m. Starting at $25. 805-922-8313. pcpa.org/ events/emma. Solvang Festival Theater, 420 2nd St., Solvang.
DANCE
SAN LUIS OBISPO
BALLET THEATRE SLO: THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME
The world premiere of Ballet Theatre San Luis Obispo’s epic full-length three act adaptation of Victor Hugo’s classic tale, described as a whirlwind of love, cruelty, and betrayal. April 1 , 7-9:15 p.m. and April 2 , 2-4:15 p.m. $20-$56. 805-756-4849. bt-slo.org/nextproduction. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.
BALLET UNBOUND Enter the world of Ballet Unbound; where
classicism meets modern convention, where dance becomes emotion, and where movement speaks. 17 of the area’s most talented dancers present two works of contemporary styling dance. April 22 , 7:30 p.m. and April 23 , 2 p.m. $34-$45. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo, cuesta.edu.
CAL POLY’S RSVP: SOUNDINGS The Cal Poly Music Department will present multimedia works by music technology and composition students. In this program, students will collaborate with guest ensemble line upon line to premiere original interdisciplinary works for interactive media. With dance choreographed by Evan Ricuarté. June 1 -2, 7:30 p.m. $20 general; $10 students. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu/ calendar/rsvp/. PAC Pavilion, Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave, San Luis Obispo.
CATAPULT Catapult features dancers who work behind a screen to create magical shadow silhouettes of shapes from the world around us. March 19 3-4:30 p.m. $15-$39. 805-7564849. calpolyarts.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.
CIVIC BALLET OF SLO: THE SCARLET IBIS An American classic, James Hurst’s coming-of-age story “The Scarlet Ibis” arrives on stage as a contemporary ballet by Civic Ballet artistic director Drew Silvaggio. It explores themes of family, acceptance, pridefulness, and fragility. Performed with Our Town March 24 and March 25 7-9:15 p.m. $38$52. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.
DORRANCE DANCE Dorrance Dance is an award-winning tap dance company based in New York City. Founded in 2011 by Artistic Director and 2015 MacArthur Fellow Michelle Dorrance, the company shares the incredibly dynamic range that tap dance has to offer through performance and education. April 12 7:30-9 p.m. $30-$60. 805-756-6556. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, pacslo.org.
FAMILY CONCERT: APPALACHIAN SPRING Scott Yoo and Ryan Lawrence lead a family friendly performance of Aaron Copland’s ballet Appalachian Spring. This concert is open for all ages will last under one hour without an intermission. July 22 , 11 a.m.-noon All tickets $5; children sitting on a lap do not need a ticket. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.org. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.
FESTIVAL MOZAIC OPENING NIGHT: APPALACHIAN SPRING
To celebrate the opening of the 2023 Summer Music Festival, Scott Yoo and the Festival musicians will join forces with the Movement Arts Collective for a new setting of Copland’s Appalachian Spring, choreographed by Ryan Lawrence. July 22 , 7:30-9:30 p.m. Tickets start at $29. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.org. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.
NEXUS BALLROOM D.C. GRAND RE-OPENING AND ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY Come dance the night away and celebrate the reopening of this ballroom dance studio. Event will feature music, performances, champagne toast, appetizers, silent auction, and lots of dancing. March 18 , 6 p.m.-midnight $35 pre-sale. nexusslo.com. Nexus SLO Ballroom D.C. (Inside the SLO Public Market), 3845 S. Higuera St. #B-1, San Luis Obispo, 805-904-7428.
SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS ALAMOS
BALLROOM, LATIN, AND SWING DANCE CLASSES Social ballroom, Latin, and swing lessons for all ages on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Beginner and advance classes. Tuesdays, Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. $45-$55. 805-928-7799. Kleindancesarts. com. KleinDance Arts, 3558 Skyway Drive, suite A, Santa Maria.
DANCE CLASSES: EVERYBODY CAN DANCE Classes available for all skill levels. Class sizes limited. ongoing Everybody Can Dance, 628 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria, 805-937-6753, everybodycandance.webs.com/.
FOLK DANCE CLASS For adults ages 50 and up. Learn folk dances from around the world. No experience is necessary. Every third Thursday, 2-3 p.m. through Dec. 28 Free. 805-9250951. Elwin Mussell Senior Center, 510 Park Ave., Santa Maria.
LEARN CALIFORNIA’S OFFICIAL DANCE: WEST COAST SWING
Learn west coast swing in a casual, friendly environment, taught by Texas state swing champion, Gina Sigman. No partner needed. Tuesdays, 6:30-8:15 p.m. Beginning class is free; $10 for advanced. 805-344-1630. Cubanissimo Cuban Coffee House, 4869 S. Bradley Rd., #118, Orcutt. LINE DANCING FUN For adults ages 50 and older. Learn basic patterns and steps to some of your favorite music. This beginner-friendly class is for anyone that enjoys dancing. Wednesdays, 1:30-2:30 p.m. through Dec. 27 Free. 805-9250951. Elwin Mussell Senior Center, 510 Park Ave., Santa Maria.
SANTA YNEZ VALLEY
LEARN CALIFORNIA’S OFFICIAL DANCE: WEST COAST
SWING Learn to dance west coast swing in a casual, friendly environment. No partner needed. Taught by Gina Sigman. Thursdays, 6:30-8:15 p.m. Beginning class is free; $10 for advanced. 805-344-1630. High Roller Tiki Lounge, 433 Alisal Road, Solvang.
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the world with selections from Spain,
New Zealand and Israel, and come home to American folk. Trilogy Monarch Dunes June 1, 2023 Thursday 7:00 PM NIPOMO Harold J. Miossi CPAC June 4, 2023 Sunday 3:00 PM CUESTA Enjoy a fun selection of favorite classic and folk tunes to evoke warm summer reveries.
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NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY
FREE BENEFIT CONCERT This free concert features performances by Katherine Arthur, soprano, in a program of classical songs followed by a fun sing-along. A reception follows the concert. Family-friendly event. Contributions benefit the Scholarship Program at Lyrics and Melodies Studio in Los Osos. March 19 , 3-4:30 p.m. Free; contributions only. calpoly. edu. Trinity United Methodist Church, 490 Los Osos Valley Rd., Los Osos, 805-528-1649.
MIDDAY MINI-CONCERT: FEI XIE Fei Xie, principal bassoonist of the Minnesota Orchestra, performs a mini-recital of music for bassoon and piano, joined by pianist Chiao Wen Cheng. July 28 , 12-1 p.m. Suggested donation of $10. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.org. Community Presbyterian Church of Cambria, 2250 Yorkshire Dr., Cambria.
SPRING CONCERT: SAN LUIS CHAMBER ORCHESTRA
Features works by Rimsky-Korsakov, Leroy Anderson, Antonin Dvorak, Fanny Mendelssohn. March 26 3-5 p.m. $15. 805-2355456. sanluischamberorchestra.org/. Trinity United Methodist Church, 490 Los Osos Valley Rd., Los Osos.
NORTH SLO COUNTY
BAROQUE IN THE VINES Scott Yoo leads this annual Baroque concert at the beautiful hilltop setting of Serra Chapel. Enjoy concertos for flute, bassoon, and cello. July 29 , 7:30-9 p.m. Tickets start at $67. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.org. Serra Chapel, McMillan Canyon Rd., Shandon.
BAROQUE JUBILATION Maestro Magie leads the orchestra. With works by Vivaldi, Bach, Handel, and others. May 28 3 p.m. my805tix.com. Mission San Miguel Arcángel, 775 Mission St., San Miguel.
CHAMBER CONCERT 3: MISSION SAN MIGUEL Festival Mozaic returns to Mission San Miguel Arcángel for an afternoon of chamber music for piano and strings. Pianists Stewart Goodyear and John Novacek will lead works by Fauré and Brahms. July 26, 4-6 p.m. Tickets start at $29. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.org.
Mission San Miguel Arcángel, 775 Mission St., San Miguel.
NOTABLE INSIGHT: POULENC SONATA Join Scott Yoo as he presents a Notable Encounter Insight about Poulenc’s Sonata for cello and piano. In this informal, one-hour event, Scott and the musicians will discuss the history surrounding the pieces, the composers’ lives and musical style, and perform selections from the works. May 13 11 a.m.-noon Tickets start at $25. 805781-3009. festivalmozaic.org. Community Church of Atascadero, 5850 Rosario Ave., Atascadero.
SCOTT YOO AND GUESTS CHAMBER CONCERT Features Orion Weiss, piano, Scott Yoo, violin, Jessica Chang, viola, and Sophie Shao, cello. May 13 4-6 p.m. Tickets start at $35. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.org. Templeton Performing Arts Center, 1200 S Main St., Templeton.
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CAL POLY ‘ALL THAT BRASS’ RECITAL Cal Poly brass musicians will perform a variety of styles of music. The Brass Ensemble will showcase music by Bach, Debussy, Friedrich, and others. The Trombone Choir will perform quartets, trios, and Steven Verhelst’s infamous “Devil’s Waltz” for two trombones. May 2 7:30 p.m. Free. 805-756-2406. music.calpoly. edu/calendar/. San Luis Obispo United Methodist Church, 1515 Fredericks Street, San Luis Obispo.
CAL POLY ARAB MUSIC ENSEMBLE WINTER CONCERT
Features a wide range of art, folk and popular music from Arab society as well as selected seminal pieces from the historically interconnected areas of Southwest Asia and North Africa. Programs also feature critically acclaimed guest artists. March 18 7:30 p.m. $20 general; $10 students. 805-756-4849. music. calpoly.edu/calendar. Spanos Theatre, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.
CAL POLY CHOIRS’ SPRING CONCERT: ‘IN HER WORDS’ WITH NAIROBI’S BEL CANTO CHORUS The Cal Poly Choirs will host the Bel Canto Chorus, a very special guest ensemble from Nairobi, Kenya, for its season finale. The concert will focus on the words of female poets. The Tucson Arizona Girls Chorus will also be featured. June 4 3 p.m. $15 and $20 general; $10 students. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/choirs/.
Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.
CAL POLY STUDENT INSTRUMENTAL RECITAL A free recital presented by Cal Poly Music Department student instrumentalists. May 16 , 7:30 p.m. Free. 805-756-2406. music. calpoly.edu/calendar/. Cal Poly Davidson Music Center, Room 218, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.
CAL POLY STUDENT OPERA THEATRE PRESENTS SPRING OPERA SCENES Cal Poly Student Opera Theatre will present an evening of opera scenes. April 15 7:30 p.m. $20 general; $10 students. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/opera/. Spanos Theatre, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.
CAL POLY STUDENT PIANO RECITAL A free recital presented by Cal Poly Music Department student pianists. May 23 7:30 p.m. Free. 805-756-2406. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/. Cal Poly Davidson Music Center, Room 218, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.
CAL POLY STUDENT VOCAL RECITAL A free recital presented by Cal Poly Music Department student vocalists. May 25 7:30 p.m. Free. 805-756-2406. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/. Cal Poly Davidson Music Center, Room 218, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.
CAL POLY SYMPHONY SPRING CONCERT: SCHEHERAZADE AND OSQUEEZADEH The first half will feature works by Bahram Osqueezadeh who will perform his “Concerto for Santur and Orchestra” and guest vocalist Alireza
Shahmohammadi will sing Osqueezadeh’s “Rational Insanity.”
After intermission, the orchestra will present Russian composer Rimsky-Korsakov’s “Scheherazade” based on “One Thousand and One Nights.” June 3 7:30 p.m. $15 and $20 general; $10 students. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.
CAL POLY SYMPHONY WINTER
CONCERT: STUDENT SOLOIST
SHOWCASE AND STUDIO GHIBLI
Featuring winners of the Cal Poly Symphony’s Solo Competition. Come hear this year’s winners and celebrate musical talent from across the university. The orchestra will also explore Joe Hisaishi’s music from Studio Ghibli films, such as Spirited Away Howl’s Moving Castle , and Kiki’s Delivery Service March 17 7:30 p.m. $15-$20 general; $10 for students. 805-756-4849. music. calpoly.edu/calendar/. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.
CAL POLY WIND BANDS’ SPRING
CONCERT: ‘PINES’ Composers featured on the Cal Poly Wind Ensemble and Wind Orchestra’s program include Viet Cuong and Karel Husa. May 20 7:30 p.m. $15 and $20 general; $10 students. 805-7564849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.
CAL POLY’S ‘AN EVENING OF WOODWINDS AND STRINGS’ RECITAL
Kindred napkins
On Saturday, April 29, LilA Creative Community in Arroyo Grande will hold its Shibori Indigo Dye Workshop, from 9 a.m. to noon. The class will be led by Jennifer de Treglode, who will instruct participants on creating their own dyed cloth napkins. Admission is $65. Call (805) 668-2125 or visit lila.community for more info.
—C.W.
Several Cal Poly music ensembles will perform a variety of traditional and contemporary repertoire featuring woodwind and string instruments. May 9 7:30 p.m. Free. 805-756-2406. music. calpoly.edu/calendar/. San Luis Obispo United Methodist Church, 1515 Fredericks Street, San Luis Obispo.
CAL POLY’S POLYRHYTHMICS
PERCUSSION RECITAL Polyrhythmics will present a program of fun and exciting percussion music. April 18 , 7:30 p.m. Free. 805-756-2406. music. calpoly.edu/calendar/free/. PAC Pavilion, Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave, San Luis Obispo.
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CANTO DE TODES BY DORIAN WOOD A durational performance in three movements featuring Dorian Wood, Alexander Noice, Carmina Escobar, Bob Liepman, Tracey Morgan, Timo Beckwith, and Elena Powell. Guests are invited to come at any point during the day, though we encourage people to RSVP on Eventbrite. March 16 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Free. 805-5463202. eventbrite.com. Harold J. Miossi Gallery, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.
CHAMBER CONCERT 1: HUMMEL, FRANÇAIX, AND BEETHOVEN This program celebrates the quintet. July 23 7:309 p.m. Tickets start at $29. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.org. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.
CHAMBER CONCERT 4: A SOLDIER’S TALE The 2023 Chamber Concert series ends with a performance of Stravinsky’s cautionary story about a soldier who trades his fiddle to the devil. July 28 7:30-9 p.m. Tickets start at $25. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.org. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.
CUESTA WIND ENSEMBLE CONCERT WITH SLO WIND ORCHESTRA An evening of music related to the epic Lord of the Rings stories. The Cuesta Wind Ensemble will perform suites from two of films’ scores, and the SLO Wind Orchestra will play a composition by Johan de Meij. March 18 7:30-9:30 p.m. $10$30. tickets.cuesta.edu. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing
Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.
DARRYL TAYLOR: VOCAL MASTER CLASS
Countertenor Darryl Taylor will present a vocal masterclass with three Cal Poly music majors specializing in voice. Taylor is a soloist, recording artist, professor, arts administrator and founder of the African American Art Song Alliance. May 4 , 11 a.m.-noon Free. 805-7562406. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/. Cal Poly Davidson Music Center, Room 218, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.
FOLK MUSIC OF THE WORLD Performed by Vocal Arts Ensemble, an award winning adult choir. Songs from Japan, Israel, Ukraine, France and more, plus classic American folk music. March 19 , 3-5 p.m. $30. 805-541-6797. vocalarts.org. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.
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presenting Mozart and more in our historic Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa. July 25 , 7:30-9 p.m. Tickets start at $29. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.org. Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa, 751 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo.
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Jonah Kim joins Trio Barclay for an afternoon of chamber music. March 26 2-4 p.m. Tickets start at $35. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.org/barclay. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.
MIDDAY MINI-CONCERT: KO-ICHIRO YAMAMOTO Ko-ichiro Yamamoto, principal trombonist of the Seattle Symphony, joins pianist Chiao Wen Cheng for a recital of music for trombone and piano. July 27 12-1 p.m. Suggested donation of $10. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.org. United Methodist Church, 1515 Fredericks Street, San Luis Obispo.
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church mortgage reduction drive. Donations encouraged. Free refreshments. April 2 , 2:30 p.m. Free-will offering. 805-5437580. San Luis Obispo United Methodist Church, 1515 Fredericks Street, San Luis Obispo.
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WEST COAST
Join Scott Yoo for an interactive musical exploration of Brahms’s Piano Quartet in C minor. Learn about the composer, hear performances of some selections, and gain insight into the piece. The evening includes a reception and a three-course gourmet dinner. May 12 5:30-9 p.m. Tickets start at $175. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.org. The Monday Club, 1815 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
SLO MASTER CHORALE PRESENTS BEYOND THE NOTES: FELIX MENDELSSOHN
COMPOSES HIS WORLD Felix Mendelssohn’s romantic music drew on his lifelong engagement with his German musical heritage as well as theater, literature, and poetry. An amateur painter, Mendelssohn also composed music that reflected the natural landscape he encountered in his many travels. April 23 , 1:15-2 p.m. Free. 805538-3311. slomasterchorale.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.
SLO SYMPHONY: TCHAIKOVSKY’S FOURTH Testimony of Tone, Tune and Time is based upon the speeches of Frederick Douglass. The Symphony welcomes this message of courage, hope, and endurance. It will conclude with Tchaikovsky’s stunning Symphony No. 4. May 6 , 7-9:30 p.m. $25-$89. 805756-4849. slosymphony.org/. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.
Presented in partnership with KCBX Public Radio. Flutist and host of the nationally distributed public radio program
“Sunday Baroque,” Suzanne Bona, joins guitarist and Cal Poly music professor Craig Russell and friends for an afternoon of Baroque and contemporary chamber music. April 15 , 2-4 p.m. Tickets start at $35. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.org. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.
W. TERRENCE SPILLER: BEETHOVEN PIANO SONATA CYCLE
VII Pianist and Cal Poly Professor Emeritus W. Terrence Spiller will give an all-Beethoven recital. Though retired, he still teaches applied piano in the Music Department. April 28 7:309:45 p.m. $10-$20. 805-756-4849. PAC Pavilion, Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave, San Luis Obispo.
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The San Luis Obispo Youth Symphony presents its annual Spring Concert, featuring the Concert Orchestra and concerto competition winner Erin Chae (flute), Academy String Orchestra, Symphonic Winds, and Preparatory Strings. San Luis Obispo Symphony makes classical music exciting and accessible to everyone. March 20 , 6:30-9 p.m. $5-$15. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/ shows/slo-youth-symphony-spring-concert/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.
SLO YOUTH SYMPHONY SPRING CONCERT
SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS ALAMOS
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This community event features Forbes organist Paul Woodring, saxophonist Dave Becker, guitarist Rick Grether, and the Bel Canto handbell ringers.This free concert celebrates the final day of the Beacon Arts Show and a
Ascendo Coffee in San Luis Obispo presents Wild Art, a benefit event to support Outside Now, on Saturday, May 20, from 6 to 9 p.m. The fundraiser includes several artworks inspired by the natural world, created by artists of all ages, which will be auctioned off, including this piece by Kolie Swavely. Admission to attend the event is free. Visit outsidenow.org for more event details and info on the organization.
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$50 all supplies included. Learn the basic process of how to make a coil basket. This approach to basketry will introduce possible paths for exploration. See how simple technique can evolve to create unique pieces. During this three hour workshop you will make a small basket and see examples of Seigel’s work. Enjoy the rhythmic process of winding yarn to build form… a sort of relaxing meditation. Feel free to bring any additional yarn you might want to use in your basket.
ELEGANCE AND MASTERY
The Santa Maria Philharmonic Orchestra and Maestro Michael Nowak close the 2022/2023 season with a concert immortalizing two titans of classical music: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and Dmitri Shostakovich. April 29 7:30 p.m. 805-925-0412. smphilharmonic.org. Grace Baptist Church, 605 E. McCoy Ln., Santa Maria. SANTA MARIA PHILHARMONIC: FLY ME TO THE MOON (FAMILY CONCERT) Spend your Sunday afternoon with the whole family at the Santa Maria Philharmonic’s Fly Me to The Moon concert. Experience the thrill of live music and multimedia fusion in a presentation that celebrates science, technology, imagination, and the arts. March 26 4-5 p.m. Free. 805-925-0412. smphilharmonic.org. First Baptist Church, 2970 Santa Maria Way, Santa Maria.
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Shibori Indigo Dye Workshop
Saturday, April 29 9am-12pm
Lead by Jennifer de Treglode
Join us for a fun-filled morning learning the magic of Indigo dye through Shibori techniques in this hands-on workshop. Everyone will go home with 4 beautifully dyed cloth napkins. $65 per person.
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SANTA YNEZ VALLEY CONCERT SERIES: 42ND SEASON The SYV Concert Series’ 2022-23 season includes five upcoming concerts, between October and May. Through May 13 smitv. org/syv-concert-series.html. St. Mark’s in the Valley Episcopal Church, 2901 Nojoqui Ave., Los Olivos.
JAZZ & BLUES NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY
BLUES AGENDA JAM AND SHOWCASE Held at the renovated Niffy’s Merrimaker every first and third Wednesday. Local, visiting, and newcomers are welcome to the blues jam, which showcases musicians from the vibrant Central Coast blues jam scene. Liquid refreshments only. Outside food welcome. Third Wednesday of every month, 7-10 p.m. Free. 805-235-5223. The Merrimaker Tavern, 1301 2nd Street, Los Osos.
LIVE MUSIC WITH GUITAR WIZ AT LUNADA GARDEN BISTRO
“Guitar Wizard” Billy Foppiano plays a wide range of music, including blues, R&B, classic rock, and more. Second and Fourth Sunday of every month, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 805-900-5444. Lunada Garden Bistro, 78 N. Ocean Ave., Cayucos.
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CAL POLY CLARINET FESTIVAL The program will include a variety of ensembles from both on and off campus, including solos, duos, trios and quintets showcasing a variety of styles and genres of music from classical to chamber to jazz. Keith Waibel directs the Cal Poly Clarinet Ensemble. June 10 , 7:30 p.m. Free. 805-756-2406. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/. Cal Poly Davidson Music Center, Room 218, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.
CAL POLY SPRING JAZZ COMBOS HANG Come hang with the Cal Poly Jazz Combos in the UU Plaza for its final concert of the 2022-23 season. Performances by groups from the Cal Poly Jazz Studies program. May 19 , 7:30 p.m. Free. 805-756-2406. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/. CalPoly University Union, 1 Grand Avenue, San Luis Obispo.
CAL POLY SPRING JAZZ CONCERT The Cal Poly Jazz Program’s season finale. The concert will feature Cal Poly’s Jazz Ensemble and Vocal Jazz Ensemble (MOSAIC). MOSAIC will perform works from its soon-to-be released album. May 26 , 7:30 p.m. $15 and
$20 general, $10 students and Jazz Federation members. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu/ calendar/jazz/. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.
LIVE MUSIC FROM GUITAR WIZ BILLY FOPPIANO AND MAD DOG Join “Guitar
Wiz” Billy Foppiano and his trusty side kick Mad Dog for a mix of blues, R&B, and more.
Saturdays, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. 805-544-2100. Bon
Temps Creole Cafe, 1819 Osos Street, San Luis Obispo, bontempscreolecafe.com/index.htm.
NATE SMITH AND KINFOLK Nate Smith is a drummer, composer, and producer from Chesapeake, Virginia. His visceral, instinctive, and deep-rooted style of drumming has led to three Grammy nominations. Smith fuses his original compositions with an eclectic mix of music, including everything from jazz to R&B to hip-hop. April 7, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $40. 805-756-4849. calpolyarts.org. Spanos Theatre, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.
YOUNG JAZZ SCHOLARSHIP CONCERT The San Luis Obispo County Jazz Federation is privileged to showcase the 2023 winners of its “Young Jazz” music scholarships. March 19 4-5:30 p.m. my805tix.com. Mount Carmel Lutheran Church, 1701 Fredericks St., San Luis Obispo.
SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY
FM PRESENTS: LUCIA MICARELLI AND LEO AMUEDO Join violinist and singer Lucia Micarelli and guitarist Leo Amuedo for an intimate concert showcasing diverse influences moving from jazz, to classical, to traditional fiddle music, Americana, and Latin, that creates a musical map binding together Lucia’s trademark emotional vulnerability and Leo’s technical wizardry. July 27, 5:30-8 p.m. Tickets start at $59. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.org. DANA Adobe Cultural Center, 671 S. Oakglen Ave., Nipomo.
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DUO CARBE AND DURAND OF INCENDIO April 30 3 p.m. my805tix.com. Old Santa Rosa Chapel, 2353 Main St., Cambria.
KALOS-SCOTTISH AND TRADITIONAL MUSIC TRIO March 26 3 & 7 p.m. my805tix.com. Old Santa Rosa Chapel, 2353 Main St., Cambria.
MIDDAY MINI-CONCERT: EUNICE KIM AND JOHN NOVACEK
Violinist Eunice Kim and pianist John Novacek collaborate on a mini-recital of works for violin and piano. July 25 12-1 p.m.
Suggested donation of $10. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.org. Trinity United Methodist Church, 490 Los Osos Valley Rd., Los Osos. MOTHER CORN SHUCKERS LIVE April 1 7 p.m. my805tix.com. South Bay Community Center, 2180 Palisades Ave., Los Osos.
OPEN MIC NIGHT Come join us each Wednesday for Open Mic Night in the downstairs dining area. Grab some friends and show off your talents. Food and drink service will be available. Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Free. 805-995-3883. schoonerscayucos.com. Schooners, 171 North Ocean Ave, Cayucos.
SONGWRITERS AT PLAY FEATURES PADDY
MARSH Songwriters at Play host Steve Key presents an evening of live music featuring award-winning local writer Paddy Marsh of the band Crooked Eye Tommy. Special guests include Craig McNichols and Brianna Grace. March 28 , 6:30-9 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. songwritersatplay.com/events. Schooners, 171 North Ocean Ave, Cayucos.
SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: FOX AND BONES Songwriters at Play host Steve Key presents an evening of live music featuring Portland duo, Fox and Bones. Special guests include Servet Fidan, Kris Simeon, Crimson Skye, and Keeper. March 21 6:30-9 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. songwritersatplay.com/events. Schooners, 171 North Ocean Ave, Cayucos.
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BARREL ROOM CONCERT: RUN 4 COVER This free concert will have Cass wines, craft beer, and tasty food available for purchase. March 19 4-6 p.m. my805tix.com. Cass Winery, 7350 Linne Road, Paso Robles.
BARREL ROOM CONCERT: THE COUNTERFEIT KINGS April 23 , 4 p.m. Cass Winery, 7350 Linne Road, Paso Robles, casswines.com. EASTON EVERETT Easton Everett plays guitar-woven Indie music that has an authentic feel and is easy to listen to but also surprises. March 19 1-4 p.m. Free. eastoneverett.com. Locatelli Vineyards Winery, 8585 Cross Canyons Road, San Miguel, 805-467-0067.
FOREVER GREEN LIVE Come listen to the eclectic live music of Forever Green while enjoying world class wines at Pear Valley Vineyard. March 19 1-4 p.m. Pear Valley Winery, 4900 Union Road, Paso Robles, 805-475-3389.
FRIDAY NIGHT DJ Weekly DJ series, with a different DJ every Friday. Presented by friends at Traffic Record store in Atascadero. Come listen, dance, drink, and unwind every Friday. All ages event; no cover charge. Fridays, 7-10 p.m. 805-460-
6042. ancientowlbeergarden.com. Ancient Owl Beer Garden, 6090 El Camino Real, suite C, Atascadero.
JERROD NIEMANN AT RAVA WINES May 20 7:30 p.m. my805tix.com. Rava Wines + Events, 6785 Creston Rd., Paso Robles, 805-238-7282.
KELLYTOWN: PADDY’S DAY PARTY Lively fiddle tunes and rocking pub-songs from Ireland, the British Isles, and beyond. March 17, 7-10 p.m. No cover. 805-400-5293. Bristol’s Cider House, 3220 El Camino Real, Atascadero, bristolscider.com/.
LIVE MUSIC: GHOST/MONSTER DUO Celebrate Spring Release Month with some new wines and some great music. March 18 , 12-3 p.m. 805-286-4028. parrishfamilyvineyard.com. Parrish Family Vineyard, 3590 Adelaida Road, Paso Robles. M83 May 14 8 p.m. Vina Robles Amphitheatre, 3800 Mill Rd., Paso Robles, 805-286-3680, vinaroblesamphitheatre.com.
MIDDAY MINI-CONCERT: ALEX WASSERMAN After his Festival Mozaic debut in 2022, pianist Alex Wasserman returns to the Midday Mini-Concert series for a recital of works for solo piano. July 26 12-1 p.m. Suggested donation of $10. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.org. Cass Winery and Vineyard, 7350 Linne Rd., Paso Robles. MOTHERS DAY CONCERT IN THE VINES Make this Mother’s Day extra special with “coastal folk” tunes, amazing wine, and the beauty of the vineyard. Ticket includes a glass of wine, a small gift for Mom, and live music. May 14 11 a.m. $35 per person. 805-434-5607. onxwine.com. ONX Estate Vineyard, 1200 Paseo Excelsus, Templeton.
RINGO STARR AND HIS ALL STARR BAND June 16 8 p.m. Vina Robles Amphitheatre, 3800 Mill Rd., Paso Robles, 805-286-3680, vinaroblesamphitheatre.com.
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ADITYA PRAKASH ENSEMBLE The roots of the Ensemble’s unique collaboration began during the members’ Ethnomusicology studies at UCLA, where horizons to crosscultural musical interaction expanded vastly. The young, imaginative group of musicians, who while bridging seemingly disparate styles of music, create a boldly innovative and powerful mix. May 3 7:30-9:30 p.m. $40. 805-756-4849. adityaprakashmusic.com/aditya-prakash-ensemble/. PAC Pavilion, Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave, San Luis Obispo. ARISE ROOTS WITH SPECIAL GUESTS From the heart of Los Angeles rises a powerful movement known as Arise Roots. Steadily becoming a household name around the globe, the group of six veteran musicians united their talents in order to form a unique and refreshing interpretation of Roots-Reggae. May 6 7 p.m. $16. slobrew.com. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-1843.
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BABE RAINBOW LIVE A stoner pop band from Australia noted for their boogie psychedelia and throwback surf cult imagery. May 12 , 7 p.m. $28. slobrew.com. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-1843.
BROOKS NIELSEN LIVE Uncompromising, enigmatic, and wildly ambitious, Brooks Nielsen (lead singer of Southern California surf-psych icons The Growlers) is proud to announce his first full-length solo album; a double-vinyl, twenty-song journey into the heart of darkness, and toward the light that eventually remains. May 4 , 7 p.m. $30. slobrew.com. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-1843. BUMPIN UGLIES The Maryland reggae-rock band had spent more than a decade on the road while building an everexpanding audience with sold-out shows. April 12 , 7 p.m. $19. slobrew.com. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-1843.
CAL POLY ARAB MUSIC ENSEMBLE SPRING CONCERT Art, folk, and popular music from Arab society, as well as selected seminal pieces from the historically interconnected areas of Southwest Asia and North Africa. Dancers and critically acclaimed, and guest artists will be featured. May 27, 7:30 p.m. $20 general, $10 students. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Spanos Theatre, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.
CAL POLY’S CANTABILE AND UNIVERSITY SINGERS
CONCERT: CONTEMPORARY Cantabile and University Singers will perform a variety of modern works. Later in the month, Cantabile will give a concert in Lincoln Center, and will give a preview of its performance: two world premiere pieces by Jocelyn Hagen and Cal Poly Professor Meredith Brammeier. March 19 3 & 7:30 p.m. $20 general; $10 students. 805-7564849. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/. First Presbyterian Church of San Luis Obispo, 981 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo.
DRUGDEALER LIVE Drugdealer’s record includes a deep cast of characters and cameos including Mikey Long and Josh Da Costa, as well as Southland virtuosos John Carroll Kirby (Frank Ocean, Stones Throw) and Daryl Johns (Mac DeMarco). March 22 $26. slobrew.com. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-1843.
DUANE BETTS AND THE SARASOTA Duane Betts is a guitarist and singer-songwriter. The Sarasota cut his teeth as a teen sitting-in regularly with Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees, The Allman Brothers Band, before leading rock outfits Backbone69 and Whitestarr. April 1 $20. slobrew.com. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-1843.
EASTON EVERETT LIVE AT FROG AND PEACH Easton Everett plays guitar-woven indie music that has an authentic feel and is easy to listen to, but also surprises. March 21 , 9:30 p.m.12:30 a.m. Free. eastoneverett.com/. Frog and Peach Pub, 728 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805-595-4764.
EASTON EVERETT SOLO Enjoy some indie-acoustic, live music. Thursdays, 5:30-7:30 p.m. eastoneverett.com. Big Sky Cafe, 1121 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo, (805)545-5401.
THE EMO NIGHT TOUR May 12 , 8 p.m. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-546-8600, fremontslo. com.
FOREVER GREEN LIVE MUSIC AT THE ELKS LODGE Come enjoy the eclectic live music of Forever Green following St. Patrick’s Day dinner. March 17 6:45-9 p.m. SLO Elks Lodge, 222 Elks Lane, San Luis Obispo.
FREDDIE GIBBS LIVE April 1 , 9 p.m. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-546-8600, fremontslo.com.
KASH’D OUT: WHISKEY AND WEED TOUR 2023 For ages
18 and over. March 31 $17. slobrew.com. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-1843.
KATCHAFIRE Katchafire performing live at SLO Brew Rock with special guest Swells. For ages 18 and over. May 7, 7 p.m. $30. slobrew.com. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-1843.
KBONG AND JOHNNY COSMIC Kevin Bong, aka ‘KBONG’ is a multi-instrumental artist who is well known for his “key” role in reggae band Stick Figure. Johnny Cosmic is a multi instrumentalist with more than 20 years of experience in music production and live performance. March 23 7 p.m. $20. slobrew.com. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-1843.
LIVE MUSIC AT RAGTAG WINE CO. Enjoy live music by local favorites. Wine available by the flight, glass, or bottle. Thursdays-Saturdays, 6-9 p.m. Ragtag Wine Co., 779 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805-439-0774, ragtagwineco.com.
MIDDAY MINI-CONCERT: STEWART GOODYEAR Featured Guest Artist, pianist Stewart Goodyear, presents a free recital of works for solo piano. July 24 12-1 p.m. Tickets start at $10. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.org. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.
RAGGED JUBILEE WITH THE BOGEYS An album release party with The Ragged Jubilee on St. Pattys Day. There will be a special support set from The Bogeys. March 17 7 p.m. $10. slobrew.com. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-1843.
RAINBOW GIRLS AT BANG THE DRUM Folk band Rainbow
Girls pair with local duo Black Match for a night of musical beauty. March 20 6:30 p.m. $18; $15 in advance. 805-8887940. forthefolksmusic.com. Bang the Drum Brewery, 1150 Laurel Lane, suite 130, San Luis Obispo.
SAN LUIS OBISPO COUNTY BAND PERFORMANCE The San Luis Obispo County Band will be performing at the opening ceremony for the “Wall that Heals,” sponsored by the San Luis Obispo Vets Center. March 16 , 9:30 a.m. Madonna Meadows, 100 Madonna Road, San Luis Obispo, madonnainn.com.
SAN SALVADOR LIVE Hailing from France, San Salvador is a six-voice and percussion collective that combines poetry with hypnotic vocal harmonies propelled by surging percussion. April 21 , 7:30-9 p.m. $40. 805-756-6556. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, pacslo.org.
SCIENTIST LIVE Hopeton Overton Brown is a recording engineer and producer who rose to fame in the 1980s mixing dub music as “Scientist”; a protégé of King Tubby (Osbourne Ruddock). April 20 7 p.m. $25. slobrew.com. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-1843.
SHANNON AND THE CLAMS LIVE A retro rock band. Features singer-bassist Shannon Shaw. May 16 7 p.m. $28. slobrew. com. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo, 805543-1843.
SONGWRITERS AT PLAY FEATURES FOX AND BONES
Songwriters at Play host Steve Key will share the stage with Portland duo Fox and Bones. They will swap songs in-theround, Nashville-style. Crimson Skye joins us for a guest set.
March 22 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. songwritersatplay. com/events. SLO Wine and Beer Company, 3536 S. Higuera Street, Suite 250, San Luis Obispo.
ST PATRICK’S DAY PARTY WITH THE ANAM CARA CELTIC
ALL-STARS The Anam Cara Celtic All-Stars will be on stage. March 17, 2-5 p.m. Tips accepted. 1805-710-3309. BA Start Arcade and Taproom, 647 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo. ST. PAT’S SATURDAY PUB-CRAWL WITH THE ANAM CARA
ALL-STARS Join The Anam Cara All-Star Revue for this St. Patrick’s Day celebration. March 18 , 12-3 p.m. Tips accepted. 805-710-3309. BA Start Arcade and Taproom, 647 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.
SUNDAY MUSIC AT RAGTAG WINE CO. Enjoy live music by local favorites. Wine available by the flight, glass, or bottle. Sundays, 4-7 p.m. Ragtag Wine Co., 779 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805-439-0774, ragtagwineco.com.
ZEPPARELLA: LED ZEPPELIN TRIBUTE Vocalist Anna Kristina, guitarist Gretchen Menn, bassist Holly West, and drummer Clementine have brought their passion for the sacred music of one of the greatest bands in rock history. March 16 $20. slobrew.com. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-1843.
SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY
”OLD SONGS FOR YOUNG VOICES” Two retired elementary teachers present songs, share instruments, and a themed library book each month. “Mr. G” shares his mandolin, viola, and various hand percussion instruments that kids get to try out. “Mr. Roullard” brings along his songbooks with traditional folk songs for kids. Last Tuesday of every month, 3:30-4:30 p.m. through March 28 Free. Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande, 473-7164, slolibrary.org.
ALWAYS ... PATSY CLINE A musical play, complete with down home country humor, true emotion, audience participation, and more than 20 Cline hits including “Crazy,” “I Fall to Pieces,” “Sweet Dreams,” and “Walking After Midnight.” April 15 , 7:30-10 p.m. $48-$58. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/shows/alwayspatsy-cline/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.
AN EVENING WITH JUDY COLLINS Judy Collins has inspired audiences with sublime vocals, boldly vulnerable songwriting, personal life triumphs, and a firm commitment to social activism. In the 1960s, she evoked both the idealism and steely determination of a generation united against social and environmental injustices. Aug. 22 , 7:30-10 p.m. 805-489-9444. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande, clarkcenter.org.
FM PRESENTS: RACHEL BAIMAN Americana singer, songwriter, and multi-instrumentalist Rachel Baiman returns to Festival Mozaic to headline this show at See Canyon Fruit Ranch. July 23 2-4 p.m. Tickets start at $57. festivalmozaic.org. See Canyon Fruit Ranch, 2345 See Canyon Rd., Avila Beach, 805-595-2376.
FOLK MUSIC OF THE WORLD Folk music featuring Vocal Arts, an award winning choir based in San Luis Obispo. With music from Japan, France , New Zealand, Israel, Ukraine, and more. Free parking. Drinks at intermission. Lovely setting. March 16 7 p.m. $30. 805-541-6797. vocalarts.org. Performed by the internationally acclaimed Vocal Arts Ensemble, a 34 member adult choir. Features music from France, Japan, and the Ukraine, as well as American folk music. March 16 , 7-9 p.m. $30. 805-235-2152. vocalarts.org. The Monarch Club at Trilogy Monarch Dunes, 1645 Trilogy Parkway, Nipomo.
JOHN MUELLER’S WINTER DANCE PARTY The official live and authentic re-creation of Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and the Big Bopper’s final tour. This engaging and much-loved show brings years’ worth of hits from three great artists to the audience in just one memorable night. May 6 7:30-10 p.m. $40-$55. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/shows/winter-danceparty/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.
LET’S HANG ON! America’s preeminent Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons tribute group. May 20 7:30-10 p.m. $48-$58. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/shows/lets-hang-on/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.
THE LONG RUN: EXPERIENCE THE EAGLES This act has earned its place among the top-drawing tributes in North America and is widely regarded as the finest Eagles tribute show working today. April 7, 7:30-10 p.m. $40-$50. 805-4899444. clarkcenter.org. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.
ST. PATRICK’S DAY PARTY AT PUFFER’S OF PISMO WITH CELTIC CABARET Celtic Cabaret hits the road to Puffer’s of Pismo for a St. Patricks Day Bash to remember. March 17, 7-10 p.m. $5 at the door. 805-710-3309. Puffers of Pismo, 781 Price St., Pismo Beach, puffersofpismo.com.
STONE SOUP MUSIC FESTIVAL Stone Soup Music Festival takes over the Ramona Garden Park and surrounding streets in Grover Beach. Aug. 26 , 10 a.m.-10 p.m. and Aug. 27, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/about/stone-soupmusic-festival/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.
SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS ALAMOS
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On Saturday, May 27, the Cal Poly Music Department will hold its Arab Music Ensemble Spring Concert at the Spanos Theatre in San Luis Obispo. Tickets to the concert, which is scheduled to start at 7:30 p.m., are available in advance and range between $10 to $20. The show is described as appropriate for ages 5 and older. Visit pacslo.org to find out more about the program. —C.W.
BIRDIE: MUSIC FOR THE KID IN EVERYONE Preschoolers and young elementary youth: grab your families and come rock out at the Library to music by Birdie. More than just ‘ABCs and colors, this music inspires children and makes them feel good about themselves. April 1 11:30 a.m. 805-925-0994. Santa Maria Public Library (Altrusa Theater), 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.
CELEBRATING SPRING WITH NATHALIA MUSIC Sing and dance along during a bilingual family musical experience in English and Spanish. Nathalia’s South American heritage and bilingual education influences the music she makes. April 22 3 p.m. 805-925-0994. Santa Maria Public Library (Altrusa Theater), 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.
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THE HOMESTEAD: LIVE MUSIC ON THE PATIO Check the Homestead’s Facebook page for details on live music events. Fridays, Saturdays The Homestead, 105 W. Clark Ave, Old Orcutt, 805-287-9891, thehomesteadoldorcutt.com.
MUSIC AT ROSCOE’S
KITCHEN Live DJ and karaoke every Friday and Saturday night. Featured acts include Soul Fyah Band, DJ Nasty, DJ Jovas, and more. Fridays, Saturdays, 9 p.m.-2 a.m. Roscoe’s Kitchen, 229 Town Center E, Santa Maria, 805-623-8866.
A TRIP DOWN BOURBON STREET The Santa Maria Valley Senior Citizens Club presents this dance concert with Riptide Big Band, and vocalists Bob Nations and Mitch Latting. Free thanks to grant funding by Community Foundation of San Luis Obispo County. April 2 1:30-4 p.m. Free. 775-813-5186. RiptideBB.com. Elwin Mussell Senior Center, 510 Park Ave., Santa Maria.
UKULELE JAM SESSIONS This is a drop-in program. Play melodies and many songs with other musicians. Baritone ukuleles are available to use or bring your own. Music and music strands provided. Mondays, Wednesdays, 10:30-11:30 a.m. through Dec. 27 Free. 805-925-0951. Elwin Mussell Senior Center, 510 Park Ave., Santa Maria.
LOMPOC/VANDENBERG
FREAK OUT FRIDAY: PSYCHEDELIC ROCK PARTY With DJ Daisy Van Tassel. March 17, 8 p.m. my805tix.com. Flower City Ballroom, 110 W. Ocean Ave., Lompoc.
MUSIC AND NATURE RETREAT This special weekend event is an opportunity to make connections and raise the positive vibration on Mother Earth through music and song, hiking, and various contemplative experiences. June 23 , 9:30 a.m.-1 p.m. and June 25 9:30 a.m.-1 p.m. 805-736-6528. sunburst.org/ music-nature/. Sunburst Retreat Center, 7200 CA-1, Lompoc. YOUTH OPEN MIC NIGHT A fun, welcoming environment for first time performers and an opportunity for kids and teens to showcase their talent. Prizes awarded every month for Outstanding Performer. Last Friday of every month, 6-8 p.m. certainsparks.com/. Certain Sparks Music, 107 S. H St., Lompoc. SANTA YNEZ VALLEY
LIVE MUSIC SUNDAYS Sundays, 2-6 p.m. Brick Barn Wine Estate, 795 W. Hwy 246, Buellton, 805-686-1208, brickbarnwineestate.com.
PABLO CRUISE LIVE IN CONCERT Classic ‘70s rock and roll band Pablo Cruise brings their nostalgic vibe to the stage at the newly renovated Solvang Festival Theater. April 15 , 7-10 p.m. Starting at $65. 805-686-1789. solvangtheaterfest.org. Solvang Festival Theater, 420 2nd St., Solvang. TREAD WINE DINNER Features a meal catered by Valley Piggery, live music by Robert Herrera, and pinot noir and chardonnay from the TREAD Wines collection. March 25 , 5-7:30 p.m. $150. 805-688-9339. zacamesa.com. Zaca Mesa Winery, 6905 Foxen Canyon Road, Los Olivos. WINE DOWN WEDNESDAYS Wednesdays, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Brick Barn Wine Estate, 795 W. Hwy 246, Buellton, 805-6861208, brickbarnwineestate.com.
Film & TV
SAN LUIS OBISPO
FILM PRESENTATION: AMADEUS Festival Mozaic and the SLO Film Festival present a screening of the 1984 film that follows the story of composers Mozart and Salieri. July 25 , 2-4 p.m. Tickets are $10. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.org. Palm Theatre, 817 Palm St, San Luis Obispo.
FILM PRESENTATION: TÁR Festival Mozaic and the SLO Film Festival present a screening of the Academy Award-winning film following the life of a female orchestra conductor. Starring Cate Blanchett. July 28 2-4 p.m. Suggested donation of $10. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.org. Palm Theatre, 817 Palm St, San Luis Obispo.
THE GREATEST SHOWMAN: SING-ALONG A special singalong screening featuring lyrics on screen for all of the film’s songs. Costumes encouraged (come as a ringmaster, clown, or acrobat). All proceeds benefit PAC Outreach Services, serving to create an accessible center for students. May 7 3-5 p.m. $15-$18. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.
NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC LIVE: MAUREEN BECK
(IMPROBABLE ASCENT) Paraclimber Maureen Beck learned how to rock climb one-handed through trial and error—one of her early adaptive climbing innovations involved taping a metal ladle to her arm. It wasn’t long before she was tackling some of the hardest climbs by a one-handed athlete. May 1 7:30-9 p.m. $30-$72. 805-756-6556. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, pacslo.org.
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Writers & Literature
NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY
BOOK-SIGNING WITH PEGGY ROTHSCHILD Molly Madison is back to solve another murder in her California community in a new mystery from author Peggy Rothschild. March 25 1-3 p.m. Free. Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., Morro Bay, coalescebookstore.com/.
DISRUPTED REALISM DISCUSSION WITH JOHN SEED MBAA is proud to present lecturer/author John Seed discussing his recent book Disrupted Realism , the first book to survey the works of contemporary painters who are challenging and reshaping the tradition of realism. April 10 3-5 p.m. Free. 805772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.
NATURE JOURNALING AND HIKE AT BLACK HILL Want to start or develop a nature journaling practice? Join the Morro Bay National Estuary Program and Creek Lands Conservancy for a workshop on nature journaling and a short hike up Black Hill. Some supplies will be provided, but feel free to bring your own. April 29 9-11 a.m. Free. Black Hill Parking Lot, Upper State Park Rd, Morro Bay.
NATURE JOURNALING AND WALK AT MORRO ROCK Want to start or develop a nature journaling practice? Join the Morro
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On Thursday, June 1, Gallery at Marina Square in Morro Bay will debut a new solo exhibition featuring paper, felt, and fiber artworks by Debbie Gedayloo. Many of Gedayloo’s pieces are inspired by nature, the artist stated in press materials. The showcase will run through Thursday, June 29. Admission to the exhibit is free. Call (805) 772-1068 or visit galleryatmarinasqaure.com for more info. —C.W.
Bay National Estuary Program and Creek Lands Conservancy for a workshop on nature journaling and a short walk around Morro Rock. Some supplies will be provided, but feel free to bring your own. May 13 9-11 a.m. Free. Morro Rock, Coleman Drive, Morro Bay, 805-772-6278.
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40TH ANNIVERSARY SLO POETRY FESTIVAL Language of the Soul returns with the San Luis Obispo Poetry Festival, with featured readers Ginger Hendrix, George Burns, and Meliza Banales. Open reading follows. Hosted by Kevin Patrick Sullivan. April 15 1-3 p.m. Free. 805-903-3595. GALA Pride and Diversity Center, 1060 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo.
RECKONING LIVE: AN EVENING OF CULTURE WORK IN COMMUNITY Join Kimberly Ann Johnson and Stephen Jenkinson, two authors and teachers from different countries and different generations – one known for his work on death, the other known for her work on birth – for this event. March 16 7-8:30 p.m. $25. orphanwisdom.com. King David’s Masonic Lodge, 859 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo, 805-545-5681.
SLO LIBRARY: 40TH ANNUAL SAN LUIS OBISPO POETRY
FESTIVAL Language of the Soul returns with its 40th SLO Poetry Festival at the SLO Library Community Room with SLO County Poet Laureate Kevin Clark and Poets Emeritus Jeanie Greensfelder and Dian Sousa. Open reading follows. Hosted by Kevin Patrick Sullivan. Donations always welcome. April 8
1:30-3:30 p.m. Free. 805-903-3595. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.
SLO NIGHTWRITERS: A COMMUNITY OF WRITERS
SLO NightWriters supports local writers with monthly presentations, critique groups, contests, and other events.
Second Tuesday of every month, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. 805-7033132. slonightwriters.org. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
WALT WHITMAN GAY MEN’S BOOK CLUB This club reads, studies and discusses books chosen by the group which relate
to their lives as gay men. All are welcome. Second Monday of every month, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. galacc.org/events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
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FESTIVAL Features poets Amber West, Karl Kempton, and Pilar Graham. Open reading follows. Hosted by Kevin Patrick Sullivan. April 29 , 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande, 473-7164, slolibrary.org.
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COOKIES AND CHAPTERS BOOK CLUB Free copies of the book will be provided on a first come, first served basis. The book for March is The Night Diary by Veera Hiranandani. For ages 9 to 14. March 18 11 a.m. 805-925-0994. engagedpatrons.org. Santa Maria Public Library (Altrusa Theater), 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.
DÍA DE LOS NIÑOS CELEBRATION Children’s Day/Book Day is a celebration of children, families, and reading that culminates annually on April 30. Celebrate together for a second year, gathering at the Library for music, dance, food, facepainting, crafts, culture, and stories. April 29 , 11 a.m. 805-925-0994.
Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.
FAMILY, CULTURE, AND LITERACY ACTIVITY PACKS; ALL SM BRANCH LOCATIONS Features activities which celebrate cultures from around the world, and the power of literacy, while encouraging time for family connection. Program funded in part or whole by California State Library. March 25 805-9250994. engagedpatrons.org. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.
PAWS TO READ Reading to dogs is a wonderful way for children to gain confidence while reading aloud. These dogs absolutely love all kinds of books and are excellent listeners. Call or visit Youth Services to register child for a 15-minute time slot. Tuesdays, 3:30-5 p.m. through March 28 805-9250994. engagedpatrons.org. Santa Maria Public Library (Altrusa Theater), 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.
PRESCHOOL YOGA STORY TIME Come for a morning of yoga with stories and breathing exercises. Children are introduced to mindfulness and will learn exercises to help regulate emotions. Space and supplies are limited. For ages 3-5. Program funded in part or whole by California State Library. March 24 , 11 a.m. 805-925-0994. engagedpatrons.org. Santa Maria Public Library (Altrusa Theater), 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.
SPRING READING PROGRAM IN-N-OUT COVER TO COVER The popular In-N-Out Reading Program returns. Sign up at any SMPL location, track books, read, and receive rewards for every five books completed. Final date to redeem is April 29, while supplies last. For ages 4-12. Sponsored and provided by In-N-Out. Through April 15 805-925-0994. engagedpatrons.org. Santa Maria Public Library (Altrusa Theater), 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.
TEEN ANIME CLUB Teens who are interested in anime or manga; come to Anime Club. Hang out with other fans, eat Japanese snacks, and do fun activities. New members are always welcome. March 17, 4:30 p.m. 805-925-0994. engagedpatrons.org. Shepard Hall Art Gallery - Santa Maria Public Library, 421 South McClelland St., Santa Maria.
VALLEY READS BOOK CLUB Second Saturday of every month, 2 p.m. Free. 805-925-0994. cityofsantamaria.org/citygovernment/departments/library. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.
Classes & Lessons
NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY
ANGLES AND DANGLES MOSAICS Learn mosaic basics to create a one-of-a-kind project. Preregistration required. April 30 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Various. 805-286-5993. CreativeMeTime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.
CENTRAL COAST WOOD CARVERS Learn the art of wood carving or wood burning. Join Central Coast Wood Carvers in Morro Bay at St. Timothy’s. Open for beginners, intermediate, or advance. Learn a wide range of techniques and skills. Mask Required. Tuesdays, 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. St. Timothy’s Catholic Church, 962 Piney Way, Morro Bay, 805-772-2840, sttimothymorrobay.org/index.html.
COASTAL WINE AND PAINT PARTY Listen to music while enjoying an afternoon of creativity, sipping, and mingling. Event lasts up to 2 hours. The party includes a complimentary glass of wine and canvas with materials. Saturdays, 12:30-2:30 p.m. $50. 805-394-5560. coastalwineandpaint.com. Harmony Cafe at the Pewter Plough, 824 Main St., Cambria.
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DRIFTWOOD MOSAICS Choose from the instructor’s vast selection of beautiful, local driftwood. Preregistration required. April 29 , 10 a.m.-noon $45. 805-286-5993. CreativeMeTime. com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. FOREVER STOKED PAINT PARTY Join us at the gallery, for a few hours to travel on a creative paint journey. You will receive as much or as little instruction as you prefer. No artistic experience is necessary. Saturdays, 7-9 p.m. $45. 805-772-9095. Forever Stoked, 1164 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay.
IT’S A SHOE-IN Learn mosaic basics to create a one-of-a-kind project, with many colors, baubles, and beads to choose from to create a custom piece. May 7, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Various. 805286-5993. CreativeMeTime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.
LET’S STEP ON IT MOSAICS Learn mosaic basics to create a one-of-a-kind project. You have many projects, colors, baubles and beads to choose from. Preregistration required. March 19 , 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Various. 805-286-5993. CreativeMeTime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.
MAKE CRISP AND CLEAR PHOTOS OF YOUR ART During this free demonstration with Patricia Newton, you will learn cropping, rendering images in dpi300, jpeg, and other versions, how to compensate for shadows and color contrast from photos to painting, and how to select what will make a good painting from photos. April 10 , 3-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.
MOSAIC MINIS Create a necklace, a wine stopper, or a keychain in this fun and super easy mosaic class. You’ll have many colors, baubles and beads to choose from to make unique, one-of-a-kind project. Preregistration required. No experience required. March 18 , 10 a.m.-noon Various. 805-2865993. CreativeMeTime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.
MOSAIC TRIVET WORKSHOP During this workshop, you will learn how to design and create a mosaic trivet. You will learn how to select materials, lay out a pleasing pattern, and adhere the tiles to the trivet base. You will learn how to properly grout and seal your project. ongoing, 1-4 p.m. $60. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org/index.php/workshops/. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.
PAINT AND SIP Let Harmony Cellars wine and views of the coastal countryside spark your creative side. Creative Me Time will guide participants through the process of painting a wine bottle and pair of glasses. Price includes all materials, glass of wine, and individual cheese tray. Preregistration required. April 23 , 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Various. 805-927-1625. CreativeMeTime.
com. Harmony Cellars, 3255 Harmony Valley Rd., P.O. Box 2502, Harmony.
PAINTING AT THE NURSERY Join Art Social 805 at Cambria Nursery and Florist, where you will be guided through the “Basket of Flowers on the Blue Bike” painting. March 19 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $50. 805-927-4747. cambrianursery.com. Cambria Nursery and Florist, 2801 Eton Rd., Cambria.
PASTEL WORKSHOP WITH GREG TROMBLY
Art Center Morro Bay is happy to present a 3-day, soft pastel workshop with awardwinning artist Greg Trombly. Focusing on basic composition, drawing techniques, color, and value, this course is designed to provide hands-on guidance to students in a relaxed atmosphere. March 24 -26, 1-4 p.m. $165. 805772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.
SUCCULENT WREATH BLOWOUT Enjoy a relaxing morning creating a gorgeous, lush succulent wreath. March 18 1-3 p.m. $50. 805-286-5993. CreativeMeTime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.
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BRUSHES AND BUBBLES Join Art Social 805 at 15 Degrees C, where the featured paining will be the “Desert Horse” image. Tickets include all your painting materials and your first glass of bubbly liquid courage. March 18 12-2 p.m. $47. 805-434-1554. 15cwine.com. 15 Degrees C Wine Shop and Bar, 624 S Main St., unit 101, Templeton.
FUSED GLASS FLOWER STAKE WORKSHOP Create your own unique fused glass flower using a variety of colorful pieces glass. Flowers can be hung or glued to a metal stake after firing. All materials included. 6 spaces available. March 19 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $40. 805-464-2633. glassheadstudio.com. Glasshead Studio, 8793 Plata Lane, Suite H, Atascadero.
MOSAIC SEAHORSE WORKSHOP Evoke the magic of the ocean with this beautiful wooden seahorse mosaic project. This is a two-day workshop. The first day we will design and glue, the second day we will grout. All materials included. May 27 10 a.m.-1 p.m. and May 28 , 12-1 p.m. $125. 805-4642633. glassheadstudio.com. Glasshead Studio, 8793 Plata Lane, Suite H, Atascadero.
ONX WINES COOKING CLASS AT CLARK HOUSE An evening of sipping wine, honing your cooking skills, and feasting on the delicious dishes created. April 5 6 p.m. $75-$90. 805-4345607. onxwine.com. ONX Estate Vineyard, 1200 Paseo Excelsus, Templeton.
PAINT AND PINTS The cost is $50 per painter which includes painting materials plus your first pint of Barrelhouse liquid courage. March 29 6-8 p.m. $50. 805-2961128. Barrelhouse Brewing Co. Brewery and Gardens, 3055 Limestone Way, Paso Robles, barrelhousebrewing.com/.
PAINT AND SIP Please join Art Social 805 at Broken Earth Winery, where you will paint the featured image while sipping on wine. With a $55 entry fee, your first glass of liquid courage is included, as well as all your painting materials. March 17, 6-8 p.m. $55. 805-2392562. brokenearthwinery.com. Broken Earth Winery, 1650 Ramada Dr., Paso Robles. Join Art Social 805 at Iron Oaks Winery in Paso Robles, where you will be guided through painting the featured image, while enjoying a tasting of three wines. Admission includes first glass of liquid courage. March 23 6-8 p.m. $48. 805-296-3597. artsocial805.com. Iron Oaks Winery, 823 12th St., Paso Robles.
SALSA SERIES AT SERIAL WINES WITH SABRINA Hosts provide multiple levels of lessons teaching salsa and more. Included in ticket price is a glass of rosé or sauvignon. Wednesdays, 6-8 p.m. through March 29 $30. 805-296-3377. serialwines.com. Serial Wines, 1226 Park St., Paso Robles.
SPIRIT DOLL MAKING WORKSHOP A small gathering of folks utilizing ritual and ceremony to help set intentions that will open up creativity in making and energizing Spirit Dolls; a personal journey within to express and manifest love and light in our lives. March 19 2-4 p.m. $88. 805-464-2838. oracleatascaderoca.com. Oracle, 6280 Palma Ave., Atascadero.
STUDIOS ON THE PARK: CLASSES AND WORKSHOPS Check site for a variety of classes and workshops offered. ongoing studiosonthepark.org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, 805-238-9800.
YOUTH PAINTING Join Art Social 805 at Templeton Rec. Center where your child will have the opportunity to paint a St. Patty’s Day Image, while you enjoy a quick bite. March 16 4:30-6 p.m. $35. 805-4344909. Templeton Recreation Center, 599 S. Main Street, Templeton.
SAN LUIS OBISPO
ACTOR’S EDGE: ACTING CLASSES Actor’s Edge offers film and television acting training in San Luis Obispo, plus exposure to Los Angeles talent agents. All ages and skill levels welcome. Classes available in SLO, LA, and on zoom. ongoing $210 per month. actorsedge.com. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
ALL LEVELS POTTERY CLASSES Anam Cre is a pottery studio in SLO that offers a variety of classes. This specific class is open
to any level. Teachers are present for questions, but the class feels more like an open studio time for potters. Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. $40. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, anamcre.com.
ART WORKSHOP: ACRYLIC OCEAN PAINTING WITH CATHERINE LEMOINE Subject: “Pacific Blue/Golden Sands.” All ages and all experience levels welcome; can enroll in either date or both. Some materials included, enroll by calling or texting. March 24 , 2-4:30 p.m. and March 25 2-4:30 p.m. $45 per person, per class. 805-863-4287. artcentralslo.com. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
CERAMIC LESSONS AND MORE Now offering private one-onone and group lessons in the ceramic arts. Both hand building and wheel throwing options. Beginners welcomed. ongoing 805-835-5893. hmcruceceramics.com/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
DARRYL TAYLOR SEMINAR Taylor will host a seminar for Cal Poly students. He will speak and answer questions about his extensive career as a soloist, recording artist, professor, arts administrator and founder of the African American Art Song Alliance. May 4 , 5 p.m. Free. 805-756-2406. music.calpoly.edu/ calendar/. Cal Poly Davidson Music Center, Room 218, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.
DATE NIGHT POTTERY Looking for a fun date night? Head to Anam Cre Pottery Studio and play with clay. Couples will learn how to throw a pot on the wheel and make a cheeseboard. Fridays, Saturdays, 6-8 p.m. $140. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, anamcre.com.
FANNY MENDELSSOHN HENSEL AND THE PROBLEM OF A WOMAN IN MUSIC Composer Fanny Mendelssohn Hensel was restricted from having a professional career due to her gender and upper-class status. In spite of this, she became an important musical figure in the nineteenth century and a symbol of women’s struggle for equality. April 22 , 7-8 p.m. Free. 805-538-3311. slomasterchorale.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.
FLORAL FEMALE SCULPTURE SERIES
A seven-session class, walking students through a young woman sculpture with floral elements. Beginners welcome. Tuesdays, Fridays, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. through March 24 $250. anamcre.com/booking. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
HANDBUILT MUG CLASS Create your own ceramic mug from slabs of stoneware clay. Event host will guide you in making a custom handle that fits your hand just right. All levels welcome. Staff will glaze your piece and have it ready for pickup three weeks after class. March 29 5:30-7:30 p.m. $70. anamcre.com/booking. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
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CLASSES & LESSONS from page 31 SPRING ANNUAL 2023 ∫j¢ ∫j¢ Arts And Also... Through May 29 Charlie Rugg Free Family Art Days Every month, 11–1 Second Saturdays Through Jul 9 Storytelling 1010 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo, California 93401 | Free admission 11 AM to 5 PM (closed Tue & Wed) | (805) 543-8562 | Visit sloma.org for more information WHAT’SNEW FREE!
March
"An Evening in the Shire" with Cuesta Wind Ensemble & SLO Wind Orchestra
Saturday, March 18 | 7:30pm
"The French Connection" with Cuesta Chamber Singers & Voce
Friday, March 31 | 7:30pm
April
Jacob Mann with Cuesta Jazz
Saturday, April 1 | 7:30pm
"A Brass Menagerie" with the SLO County Trumpet Alliance
Sunday, April 2 | 2:00pm
Charlie Shoemake Tribute Concert with Cuesta Jazz
Saturday, April 8 | 7:30pm
SLOMAC Presents: BALLET UNBOUND
Saturday, April 22 | 7:30pm, Sunday, April 23 | 2:00pm
May
Cuesta Drama: FLORA & ULYSSES, based on the children's book
Friday, May 5 - Sunday, May 14
"The Roller Coaster Ride" with Cuesta Chamber Singers & Voce
Saturday, May 6 | 7:30pm
"A New Creation" with Cuesta Concord Chorus
Sunday, May 7 | 3:00pm, CASS Winery
Cuesta Wind Ensemble Concert
Wednesday, Ma y 10 | 7:30pm
Combopalooza!
Tuesday, May 16 | 7:30pm
John Daversa with Cuesta Jazz
Thursday, May 18 | 7:30pm
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TICKETS.CUESTA.EDU 2022-2023 SEASON SPONSORED BY JOAN G. SARGEN & NEW TIMES SLO Interested in booking your event? Take a tour! Tickets start at $10. Parking included with admission in Lot 2A. Box office only open one hour prior to events (805) 546 - 3198 Unless otherwise noted, all performances take place at the Harold J. Miossi CPAC on the Cuesta College San Luis Obispo Campus. @CuestaCPAC #SeeYouAtTheCPAC
INTERMEDIATE OIL PAINTING: ADULT ART
CLASS This class is for students who may have tried oil painting in the past but are looking to advance their skill levels. Color theory and proportion study will be a focus in the class. Mondays, 2-5 p.m. $30 per student or $75 for 3 classes. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/workshops-events/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. INTRO TO OIL PAINTING WITH SPENCER COLLINS The perfect class for those wanting to try oil painting for the first time. Discuss color theory, layering paint, and how to use various media. Each student will create a dynamic landscape using a reference image provided by the teacher. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. through March 30 $35 per class. 559-250-3081. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, artcentralslo.wordpress.com.
SPRING ANNUAL 2023
KIDS ART CLASS: PORTRAITS FOR KIDS WITH ZOE WILLIAMSON Learn to love drawing faces. Each class, we will look at a famous artist, a new style of art, and practice drawing different expressions using simple proportions. Learn new techniques and build confidence. For kids ages 7 and older. Tuesdays, 3:30-5 p.m. through June 13 $300 for 10 Classes. 805747-4200. artcentralslo.com/workshops-events/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
KIDS POTTERY CLASSES Enjoy making animal sculptures, bowls, plates, etc. Please arrive on time, not early, as venue uses the transition time between classes to sanitize. Designed to sign up on a weekly basis. Thursdays, 1:30-2:30 p.m. $40. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
LEARN TO WEAVE MONDAYS An opportunity to learn how a four-shaft loom works. You will get acquainted as a new weaver or as a refresher with lots of tips and tricks. This class includes getting to know a loom, how to prepare/dress a loom, and much much more. Mondays, 1-4 p.m. $75 monthly. 805441-8257. Patricia Martin: Whispering Vista Studios, 224 Squire Canyon Rd, San Luis Obispo, patriciamartinartist.com.
MOMMY AND ME PAPER MACHE FRAME DECORATING CLASS
Celebrate Mothers Day with your little one. Decorate paper mache frames with paint pens. Bring paper mache frames (available at Art Central). All else provided. May 14 11 a.m.-noon $40 for you and your child. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
PAINT AND PINTS The cost is $50 per painter which includes painting materials plus your first pint of Barrelhouse liquid courage. March 26 2-4 p.m. $50. 805-439-4600. Barrelhouse Brewing Co. Speakeasy, 1033 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo, barrelhousebrewing.com.
PAINT AND SIP Join Art Social 805 at Bailyana Winery. Tickets include painting supplies and your first glass of liquid courage. March 26 , 2-4 p.m. $50. 805-269-8200. Baileyana, 5828 Orcutt Rd., San Luis Obispo, baileyana.com.
PARENT-CHILD POTTERY
CLASS Make lasting memories with clay together as a family. For ages 6 and over. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m.-noon $70. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, anamcre.com.
PICKET PAINTING PARTY
Decorative picket purchasing opportunities are available to show your support and help fund maintenance and educational programs in the Children’s Garden. Second Saturday of every month, 1-4 p.m. $75 per picket or 2 for $100. 805-5411400. slobg.org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.
PLEIN AIR PAINTERS OF THE CENTRAL COAST A self-directed fun group of dynamic artists who enjoy painting and sketching outdoors. Artists meet on site at various locations. Weekly plein air destinations are provided by Kirsti Wothe via email (mrswothe@yahoo.com).
Wednesdays, 9 a.m.-noon SLO County, Various locations, San Luis Obispo.
POTTERY: BEGINNING WHEEL
CLASS This series is a great intro to the pottery wheel. Students learn to throw various shapes, surface decorate, and glaze. Clay and firing included with admission. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $180. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
SCULPTURE CLASS WITH ROD PEREZ This weekly sculpture drop-in class gives an opportunity for potters to take on
new projects and learn new techniques relating to sculptural work. Additionally, every first Friday of the month, a new project will be taught by Rod Perez for beginners. Fridays, 10 a.m.-noon $40. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
SECOND SATURDAYS AT SLOMA
Intergenerational learning and creative expression for children of all ages. Families are invited to SLOMA’s lawn to learn about the visual arts together using our unique activity kits and create an art project inspired by our exhibitions. Second Saturday of every month, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/ events/second-saturdays/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. SENIOR CLAY CLASS Offered to the senior community as an outlet to explore the beauty of clay. For ages 60 and over. Caretakers welcome for an additional $20. Fridays, 10 a.m.-noon $40. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. SLO DRAWZ: OPEN FIGURE DRAWING GROUP Improve your drawing skills while also building a community of supportive creatives with live models. This is not a guided class, please bring your own materials. To sign up, email chantellegoldthwaite@gmail.com. Every other Monday, 5-7 p.m. and Every other Thursday, 5-7 p.m. through Dec. 31 $20 per session; or $60 for a month pass. 805-747-4200. instagram. com/slodrawz/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. TINY POTTERS: WISE ONES AND WEE ONES PAINT For ages 4 to 6. Kids have the option to paint animals and other subjects. Tuesdays, 10:30-11:30 a.m. $30. anamcre.com/booking. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
VIRGINIA MACK: BEGINNING WATERCOLOR This is a watercolor class designed to let you jump in and try out this engaging medium through experimentation. It’s designed for beginners and those with watercolor experience who wish to expand their knowledge of painting in watercolors. To enroll please contact Mack via email: vbmack@charter.net Wednesdays, 1:30-3:30 p.m. $35. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/workshops-events/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY
BE PART OF ART There will be a different art activity each month. Bring the whole family to see the beauty in creating together and how easy it can be to bring art into your home. Last Saturday of every month, 1:30-3 p.m. Free. 805-668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
BUBBLES AND BRUSHES Join Art Social 805 at Laetitia Vineyard and Winery, where you will be guided through a painting of the “Blue Shutters in the Afternoon Shade” image. Tickets include all painting materials and your first glass of liquid courage. March 19 10 a.m.-noon $60. 805-481-1772. Laetitia Vineyard & Winery, 453 Laetitia Vineyard Drive, Arroyo Grande, laetiticiawine.com.
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Trombone triumph
Festival Mozaic presents trombonist Ko-ichiro Yamamoto, live in concert, on Thursday, July 27, from noon to 1 p.m. at the United Methodist Church in San Luis Obispo. Yamamoto, the principal trombonist of the Seattle Symphony, will be joined by pianist Chiao Wen-Cheng during the recital. Call (805) 781-3009 or visit festivalmozaic.org for more details.
—C.W.
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EMBROIDERERS GUILD OF AMERICA The Bishop’s Peak Chapter of the Embroiderer’s Guild of America invites you to attend its monthly meeting. For more information, follow on Facebook or visit the EGA website. Third Saturday of every month, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. through Nov. 18 Free. Grover Beach Community Center, 1230 Trouville Ave., Grover Beach, 805-773-4832.
FIBER THERAPY: INTUITIVE BASKETRY CREATIVE WORKSHOP
WITH HELEN SEIGEL Learn the basic process of how to make a coil basket. This approach to basketry will introduce possible paths for exploration. Feel free to bring any additional yarn you might want to use in your basket. March 25 9 a.m.-noon $50. 805-668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
MIXED MEDIA (ADULTS) Each week, attendees will combine two or more media in several pieces, while working with watercolor, acrylic, ink, pastels, charcoal as well as various printmaking techniques in the course of a month. Enjoy discovering new ways to work with traditional and nontraditional materials. Mondays, 1-3 p.m. $35. 805-668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
MIXED MEDIA FOR AGES 5-6 AND 7-12 For ages 5-6 (Mondays) and 7-12 (Tuesdays). Mondays, Tuesdays, 3:15-4:15 p.m. 805668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
MIXED MEDIA FOR AGES 5-7 Each week students will have the opportunity to explore and combine various mediums like pastels with tempera, watercolors and collage, or clay and wood and so much more. Mondays, 3:30-4:45 p.m. $25. 805668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
MIXED MEDIA WORKSHOP (AGES 7-12) Come explore mixed media with an emphasis on the Elements of Art and the Principles of Design. Each week, students will have the opportunity to use various media. Tuesdays, 3:30-4:45 p.m. $25. 805-668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
OPEN STUDIO (AGES 7-12) Guests can explore a variety of media and techniques while focusing on their own subject matter. Whether they come with a project in mind, or find their way as they play, this class offers a chance for independent learning in a supportive environment. Thursdays, 3:45-4:45 p.m. $25. 805-668-2125. lila.community/ all-workshops/open-studio. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
OPEN STUDIO FOR ADULTS Guests can come in and decide what materials they would like to work with and create freely.
Share your creative process with others and see how your work will flourish. Tuesdays, 6-9 p.m. and Wednesdays, 12:303:30 p.m. $40. 805-668-2125. Lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
PLAY, EXPLORE, CREATE (AGES 5-7) Young artists will play at various stations, exploring games, and mixed media. There will be a new activity each week. Wonderful opportunities for drawing, painting, and sculpture. Tuesdays, 9-10 a.m. $25. 805668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
PLAY, EXPLORE, CREATE 1 (AGES 3 AND 4) Enjoy the opportunity to explore drawing, painting, collage, sculpture, and mixed media. Each week a new adventure awaits. Thursdays, 2-3 p.m. and Fridays, 9-10 a.m. $25. 805-668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
SHIBORI INDIGO DYE WORKSHOP Learn the magic of indigo dye through Shibori techniques Everyone will go home with four beautifully dyed cloth napkins. Lead by Jennifer de Treglode. April 29 9 a.m.-noon $65. 805-668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS ALAMOS
CRAFTWORKS: PUZZLE ART A unique take on framed art, patrons will use puzzle pieces and paint on canvas to create a custom work of art. This workshop is free and all materials will be supplied. For patrons 18 and older. Registration is required. May 6 , 10:30 a.m.-noon Free. cityofsantamaria.org/citygovernment/departments/library. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria, 805-925-0994.
CRAFTWORKS: ROLLED PAPER PICTURE FRAMES Create a one-of-a kind picture frame by adorning a wooden frame with recycled rolled paper creations. All materials will be provided at the workshop. For ages 18 and older. April 22 10:30 a.m.-noon Free. cityofsantamaria.org. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria, 805-925-0994.
DIY TALAVERA INSPIRED POTTERY KITS: ALL LOCATIONS
Includes everything needed to paint a Talavera-style terracotta pot. Kits are for all ages and available on a first-come, firstserved basis. Program funded in part or whole by California State Library. April 22 Free. cityofsantamaria.org. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria, 805-925-0994.
FAMILY CRAFT TIME Families, get creative with an afternoon of arts and crafts. Try out a new medium, make something amazing together, and take home a piece of art. All skillsets are welcome. April 4 4 p.m., May 2 4 p.m., June 6 3 p.m., July 11 3 p.m. and Aug. 1 3 p.m. 805-925-0994. Santa Maria Public Library (Altrusa Theater), 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.
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JOURNALING FOR TEENS AND TWEENS
Learn about the many ways in which people journal. Create, customize, and build a personal journal to keep.
April 6 4 p.m. 805-9250994. Santa Maria Public Library (Altrusa Theater), 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.
MUSIC LESSONS AT COELHO ACADEMY
ANNUAL 2023
Learn to play piano, drums, guitar, base, ukulele, or violin, or take vocal lessons. ongoing 805-925-0464. coelhomusic.com/Lessons/lessons. html. Coelho Academy of Music, 325 E. Betteravia Rd., Santa Maria.
SATURDAY CRAFTERNOON: RECYCLED BIRDFEEDERS
Make a delightful birdfeeder out of recycled cans to hang in your tree at home and enjoy your neighborhood birds. All materials will be provided and this workshop is free. For patrons ages 18 and older. March 25 , 2:30 p.m. Free. 805925-0994. cityofsantamaria.org. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.
SHAMROCKIN’ FUN Free and supervised arts and crafts programs for youth ages 6-12. Registration is required. Tuesdays, 4-6:30 p.m. through March 28 Free. 805-9250951. Minami Community Center, 600 W. Enos Drive, Santa Maria.
STRESS BALL TO-GO KITS: ORCUTT, LOS ALAMOS AND CUYAMA BRANCH LIBRARIES Feel your troubles melt away with these easy to make stress balls. Utilizing simple materials, stress balls can be a fun activity for anyone to make. All materials will be provided. For patrons 18 and older. April 10 Free. cityofsantamaria.org. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria, 805-925-0994.
THE STUDIO PRESENTS: E(ART)H For ages 12 to18 in grades 7 to 12. Free environmental and sustainabilitythemed art projects for teens. Wednesdays, 5-6:30 p.m. through April 26 Free. 805-925-0951. Abel Maldonado Community Youth Center, 600 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.
THE STUDIO PRESENTS: MARVELOUS MARCH For ages 12 to 18 in grades 7 to 12. Free superhero-themed art projects for teens. To register, visit site. Wednesdays, 4:30-6:30 p.m. through March 29 Free. 805-925-0951. Abel Maldonado Community Youth Center, 600 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.
TASSEL BOOKMARK TO-GO KITS: ORCUTT, LOS ALAMOS, CUYAMA BRANCHES Pick up a to-go kit to make your very own tassel bookmarks. Each kit comes with materials and instructions to make two fun and colorful bookmarks. For ages 18 and older. May 15 Free. cityofsantamaria.org. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria, 805-925-0994.
TEEN ART TIME Teens, create artwork, learn about artists, and experiment with new media in an inspiring environment with other teen artists. All skillsets are welcome. April 13 , 4 p.m., May 11 4 p.m., July 6 4 p.m. and Aug. 3 4 p.m. 805-925-0994. Santa Maria Public Library (Altrusa Theater), 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.
TEEN BLEACH T-SHIRT CREATION Design and create a one-of-a-kind, custom shirt. Using a spray bottle of bleach, stencils, or other props, you will create an original fashion design. March 23 4:30 p.m. 805-925-0994. engagedpatrons.org. Santa Maria Public Library (Altrusa Theater), 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.
TEEN HENNA Henna is an ancient, temporary body art that spans the globe and centuries. In this two-hour class, teens will learn Henna history, and gain the confidence needed to create your own henna designs. April 14 1 p.m. 805-9250994. Santa Maria Public Library (Altrusa Theater), 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.
TODDLER TIME High-energy learning experience just for toddlers. Toddlers learn and grow through stories, movement, and music. For ages 1-3. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 10 a.m. through April 13 805-925-0994. engagedpatrons. org. Santa Maria Public Library (Altrusa Theater), 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.
UKULELE LESSONS For individuals 50 years and up, at no charge. Participants will learn to play chords, melodies, and familiar songs. Five baritone ukuleles are available to borrow, or class members may bring one of their own. Mondays, Wednesdays, 10:30-11:30 a.m. anc.apm.activecommunities.com/santamaria/activity/ search?activity_keyword=ukulele. Elwin Mussell Senior Center, 510 Park Ave., Santa Maria.
WINE AND DESIGN CLASSES Check Wine and Design’s Orcutt website for the complete list of classes, for various ages. ongoing Varies. wineanddesign.com/orcutt. Wine and Design, 3420 Orcutt Road, suite 105, Orcutt. h
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and productive plants and how selecting the right variety will produce a good crop. March 16, 6:45-8 p.m. Free. lovgardenclub. org. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
SUNDAY EVENING RAP LGBTQ+ AA
GROUP (VIRTUALLY VIA ZOOM) Alcoholics
Anonymous is a voluntary, worldwide fellowship of folks from all walks of life who together, attain and maintain sobriety. Requirement for membership is a desire to stop drinking. Email aarapgroup@gmail.com for password access. Sundays, 7-8 p.m. No fee. galacc.org/events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
SUPPORT SLO: COMMUNITY RESOURCE
FAIR Aspire Counseling Services SLO and Central Coast CAMFT will be hosting this event, being held in response to the increase in mental health crises and overdoses in SLO County. Come learn more about what resources are available in SLO. March 18, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-329-5595. aspirecounselingservice. com. Mission College Prep, 682 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.
TAICHI AND QIGONG ONLINE With Gary West through SLO Adult School. Held Wednesdays, at 8:25 a.m. (TaiChi) and 9:35 a.m. (QiGong). Wednesdays. through May 25 $77 for semester. 805-549-1222. ae.slcusd. org. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY
DONATION-BASED YOGA FOR FIRST RESPONDERS, EMTS, AND CARETAKERS
Class schedule varies. Contact empoweryoga805@gmail for details and reservations. ongoing 805-619-0989. empoweryoga805.com. Empower Yoga
Studio and Community Boutique, 775 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach.
HOPE FOR THE HOMELESS GOLF
TOURNAMENT 2023 Hosted at the Pismo State Beach Golf Course, this fun celebration of community and charity is a great opportunity to test your skills on the green while helping your neighbors in need. March 25 , 7 a.m.-1 p.m. my805tix. com. Pismo Beach Golf Course, 25 West Grand Ave., Grover Beach.
WEEKLY WATER SAFETY LESSONS
Facility advertised as open and safe. Give the office a call to register over the phone. Mondays-Fridays $160-$190. 805-4816399. 5 Cities Swim School, 425 Traffic Way, Arroyo Grande, 5citiesswimschool.com.
WILLIAM GOODWIN DANA: ON BECOMING A RANCHERO, 1829 -1835
DANA’s Sunday Speaker series hosts Colleen Beck, who will report on some recent research and interesting suggestions on how and why Dana transformed himself into a Ranchero. March 19 1-2 p.m. $8 for non-members; $3 for children; free for DANA Members. 805-929-5679. danaadobe.org.
DANA Adobe Cultural Center, 671 S. Oakglen Ave., Nipomo.
YOGA/KAYAK TO THE LIGHTHOUSE
Paddle a kayak out to the Point San Luis Lighthouse for a one of a kind yoga session by Ashley Sagariballa, Saunter Yoga and Wellness. March 19 10 a.m.1:30 p.m. my805tix.com. Point San Luis Lighthouse, 1 Lighthouse Rd., Avila Beach.
FOOD & DRINK
NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY
COASTAL WINE AND PAINT PARTY Local artists inspire and instruct customers step-by-step to create their masterpieces. Saturdays, 12-2 p.m. $50. 805-394-5560. coastalwineandpaint.com. Madeline’s Wine Tasting Room, 788 Main St., Cambria.
MORRO BAY MAIN STREET FARMERS
MARKET Get fresh and veggies, fruit, baked goods, sweets, and handmade artisan crafts. Come have some fun with your local farmers and artisans and enjoy delicious eats while enjoying the fresh breeze of Morro Bay.
Saturdays, 2:30-5:30 p.m. through May 31 Varies. 805-824-7383. morrobayfarmersmarket.com. Morro Bay
Main Street Farmers Market, Main Street and Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay.
NORTH SLO COUNTY
BRUSHES AND BUBBLES Join Art Social
805 at 15 Degrees C, where the featured paining will be the “Desert Horse” image.
Tickets include all your painting materials and your first glass of bubbly liquid courage.
March 18, 12-2 p.m. $47. 805-434-1554.
15cwine.com. 15 Degrees C Wine Shop and Bar, 624 S Main St., unit 101, Templeton.
CALIPASO WINERY AND VILLA
WINEMAKERS DINNER Enjoy carefully selected reserve wines paired with the executive chef’s gourmet food. March 25 , 6 p.m. $135 per person. my805tix.com.
CaliPaso Winery, 4230 Buena Vista Dr., Paso Robles, 805-226-9296.
PINOT AND PIZZA March 18 -19, 1-4 p.m. and March 25 -26, 1-4 p.m. windwardvineyard.com. Windward Vineyard, 1380 Live Oak Road, Paso Robles, 805-239-2565.
TACO TUESDAYS La Parilla Taqueria will be in the courtyard serving up their delicious tacos and tostadas. Menu typically includes barbacoa, chicken, and pastor tacos, as well as shrimp ceviche tostadas. Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m. 805-460-6042. ancientowlbeergarden. com. Ancient Owl Beer Garden, 6090 El Camino Real, suite C, Atascadero.
SAN LUIS OBISPO
DOWNTOWN SLO FARMERS MARKET
Thursdays, 6-9 p.m. Downtown SLO, Multiple locations, San Luis Obispo.
HEAD GAMES TRIVIA NIGHT Live multi-media trivia every Wednesday. Free to play. Win prizes. Teams up to six players. Wednesdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. headgamestrivia.com. Antigua Brewing, 1009 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-242-1167.
SLO FARMERS MARKET Hosts more than 60 vendors. Saturdays, 8-10:45 a.m. World Market Parking Lot, 325 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo.
WEDNESDAY NIGHT PUB TRIVIA Bring your thinking cap as questions vary from pop culture, geography, to sports. There is a little for everyone. Prizes for the winning teams. Wednesdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. 805-439-2529. Oak and Otter Brewing, 181
TOMATOES, TOMATOES
The Los Osos Valley Garden Club presents Successfully Growing Tomatoes, a virtual workshop with gardener Joan Cloutier, on Thursday, March 16, from 6:45 to 8 p.m. Topics covered in the program include pest control, irrigation, soil management, and more. Visit lovgardenclub.org or email info@lovgardenclub for the Zoom link to join the meeting and additional details.
Tank Farm Road, suite 110, San Luis Obispo.
SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY
SLO COAST WINE CLASSIC Join SLO Coast winemakers and fellow wine lovers at the SLO Coast Wine Classic in Pismo Beach. Meet and mingle with winemakers all weekend. March 24-27, 11 a.m.-7 p.m. $75-$350. 805-550-2506. eventbrite.com. Pismo Beach Pier, West end of Pomeroy, Pismo Beach.
ST. PATRICK’S CHURCH FISH FRY The Italian Catholic Federation Lenten Fish Fry season is here. Enjoy a fish and chips and coleslaw dinner in the parish hall. Dine in or take out. All are welcome. Fridays, 4-7 p.m. through March 31 $10$20. St. Patrick’s Church, 501 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande, stpatsag.org.
MUSIC
NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY
LIVE MUSIC WITH GUITAR WIZ AT LUNADA GARDEN BISTRO “Guitar Wizard”
Billy Foppiano plays a wide range of music, including blues, R&B, classic rock, and more. Fourth Sunday of every month, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 805-900-5444. Lunada Garden Bistro, 78 N. Ocean Ave., Cayucos.
OPEN MIC NIGHT Come join us each Wednesday for Open Mic Night in the downstairs dining area. Grab some friends and show off your talents. Food and drink service will be available. Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Free. 805-995-3883. schoonerscayucos.com. Schooners, 171 North Ocean Ave, Cayucos.
SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: FOX AND BONES Songwriters at Play host Steve Key presents an evening of live music featuring Portland duo, Fox and Bones. Special guests include Servet Fidan, Kris Simeon, Crimson Skye, and Keeper. March 21 6:30-9 p.m. Free. 805-2046821. songwritersatplay.com/events.
Schooners, 171 North Ocean Ave, Cayucos.
eastoneverett.com. Locatelli Vineyards Winery, 8585 Cross Canyons Road, San Miguel, 805-467-0067.
EASTON EVERETT LIVE Easton Everett plays guitar-woven Indie music that has an authentic feel and is easy to listen to but also surprises. March 25 1-4 p.m. Free. 760514-8822. eastoneverett.com/. Windward Vineyard, 1380 Live Oak Road, Paso Robles.
FOREVER GREEN LIVE Come listen to the eclectic live music of Forever Green while enjoying world class wines at Pear Valley Vineyard. March 19 1-4 p.m. Pear Valley Winery, 4900 Union Road, Paso Robles, 805-475-3389.
FRIDAY NIGHT DJ Weekly DJ series, with a different DJ every Friday. Presented by friends at Traffic Record store in Atascadero. Come listen, dance, drink, and unwind every Friday. All ages event; no cover charge. Fridays, 7-10 p.m. 805460-6042. ancientowlbeergarden.com.
Ancient Owl Beer Garden, 6090 El Camino Real, suite C, Atascadero.
KELLYTOWN: PADDY’S DAY PARTY
Lively fiddle tunes and rocking pub-songs from Ireland, the British Isles, and beyond. March 17 7-10 p.m. No cover. 805-4005293. Bristol’s Cider House, 3220 El Camino Real, Atascadero, bristolscider.com/.
LIVE MUSIC: GHOST/MONSTER DUO
Celebrate Spring Release Month with some new wines and some great music. March 18, 12-3 p.m. 805-286-4028. parrishfamilyvineyard.com. Parrish Family Vineyard, 3590 Adelaida Road, Paso Robles.
SAN LUIS OBISPO
CAL POLY ARAB MUSIC ENSEMBLE WINTER CONCERT Features a wide range of art, folk and popular music from Arab society as well as selected seminal pieces from the historically interconnected areas of Southwest Asia and North Africa.
Programs also feature critically acclaimed guest artists. March 18 7:30 p.m. $20 general; $10 students. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu/calendar. Spanos Theatre, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.
CANTO DE TODES BY DORIAN WOOD A durational performance in three movements featuring Dorian Wood, Alexander Noice, Carmina Escobar, Bob Liepman, Tracey Morgan, Timo Beckwith, and Elena Powell. Guests are invited to come at any point during the day, though we encourage people to RSVP on Eventbrite. March 16 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Free. 805-546-3202. eventbrite. com. Harold J. Miossi Gallery, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.
CUESTA WIND ENSEMBLE CONCERT WITH SLO WIND ORCHESTRA An evening of music related to the epic Lord of the Rings stories. The Cuesta Wind Ensemble will perform suites from two of films’ scores, and the SLO Wind Orchestra will play a composition by Johan de Meij. March 18 , 7:30-9:30 p.m. $10-$30. tickets. cuesta.edu. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.
DRUGDEALER LIVE Drugdealer’s record includes a deep cast of characters and cameos including Mikey Long and Josh Da Costa, as well as Southland virtuosos John Carroll Kirby (Frank Ocean, Stones Throw) and Daryl Johns (Mac DeMarco). March 22 $26. slobrew.com. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-1843.
EASTON EVERETT LIVE AT FROG AND PEACH Easton Everett plays guitarwoven indie music that has an authentic feel and is easy to listen to, but also surprises. March 21 , 9:30 p.m.-12:30 a.m. Free. eastoneverett.com/. Frog and Peach Pub, 728 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805-595-4764.
EASTON EVERETT SOLO Enjoy some indie-acoustic, live music. Thursdays, 5:30-7:30 p.m. eastoneverett.com. Big Sky Cafe, 1121 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo, (805)545-5401.
FOLK MUSIC OF THE WORLD Performed by Vocal Arts Ensemble, an award winning adult choir. Songs from Japan, Israel, Ukraine, France and more, plus classic American folk music. March 19 3-5 p.m. $30. 805-541-6797. vocalarts.org. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.
FREE BENEFIT CONCERT
This free concert features performances by Katherine Arthur, soprano, in a program of classical songs followed by a fun sing-along. A reception follows the concert. Family-friendly event. Contributions benefit the Scholarship Program at Lyrics and Melodies Studio in Los Osos. March 19, 3-4:30 p.m. Free; contributions only. calpoly.edu. Trinity United Methodist Church, 490 Los Osos Valley Rd., Los Osos, 805-528-1649.
KALOS-SCOTTISH AND TRADITIONAL MUSIC TRIO March 26 3 & 7 p.m. my805tix.com. Old Santa Rosa Chapel, 2353 Main St., Cambria.
KIRTAN SARASWATI Devotional chanting. Pre-registration not required. March 24 6-7:30 p.m. Offered on a donation basis. Awakening Meditation and Yoga Center, 1310 Van Beurden Dr. Ste. 102, Los Osos.
SPRING CONCERT: SAN LUIS CHAMBER ORCHESTRA Features works by Rimsky-Korsakov, Leroy Anderson, Antonin Dvorak, Fanny Mendelssohn.
March 26 3-5 p.m. $15. 805-235-5456. sanluischamberorchestra.org/. Trinity United Methodist Church, 490 Los Osos Valley Rd., Los Osos.
NORTH SLO COUNTY
BARREL ROOM CONCERT: RUN 4 COVER This free concert will have Cass wines, craft beer, and tasty food available for purchase.
March 19, 4-6 p.m. my805tix.com. Cass Winery, 7350 Linne Road, Paso Robles. EASTON EVERETT Easton Everett plays guitar-woven Indie music that has an authentic feel and is easy to listen to but also surprises. March 19, 1-4 p.m. Free.
CAL POLY SYMPHONY WINTER CONCERT: STUDENT SOLOIST SHOWCASE AND STUDIO GHIBLI Featuring winners of the Cal Poly Symphony’s Solo Competition. Come hear this year’s winners and celebrate musical talent from across the university. The orchestra will also explore Joe Hisaishi’s music from Studio Ghibli films, such as Spirited Away, Howl’s Moving Castle, and Kiki’s Delivery Service March 17
7:30 p.m. $15-$20 general; $10 for students. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/.
Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.
CAL POLY’S CANTABILE AND UNIVERSITY SINGERS CONCERT: CONTEMPORARY Cantabile and University Singers will perform a variety of modern works. Later in the month, Cantabile will give a concert in Lincoln Center, and will give a preview of its performance: two world premiere pieces by Jocelyn Hagen and Cal Poly Professor Meredith Brammeier. March 19, 3 & 7:30 p.m. $20 general; $10 students. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu/ calendar/. First Presbyterian Church of San Luis Obispo, 981 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo.
FOREVER GREEN LIVE MUSIC AT THE ELKS LODGE Come enjoy the eclectic live music of Forever Green following St. Patrick’s Day dinner. March 17 6:45-9 p.m. SLO Elks Lodge, 222 Elks Lane, San Luis Obispo.
JONAH KIM AND TRIO BARCLAY Artistin-Residence cellist Jonah Kim joins Trio Barclay for an afternoon of chamber music. March 26 , 2-4 p.m. Tickets start at $35. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic. org/barclay. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.
KBONG AND JOHNNY COSMIC Kevin Bong, aka ‘KBONG’ is a multi-instrumental artist who is well known for his “key” role in reggae band Stick Figure. Johnny Cosmic is a multi instrumentalist with more than 20 years of experience in music production and live performance. March 23, 7 p.m. $20. slobrew. com. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-1843.
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CULTURE & LIFESTYLE from page 16 Hot Dates MARCH 16 – MARCH 26, 2023
—C.W.
PHOTO COURTESY OF THE LOS OSOS VALLEY GARDEN CLUB
Hot Dates
LIVE MUSIC AT RAGTAG WINE CO. Enjoy live music by local favorites. Wine available by the flight, glass, or bottle. Thursdays-Saturdays, 6-9 p.m. Ragtag Wine Co., 779 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805-439-0774, ragtagwineco.com.
LIVE MUSIC FROM GUITAR WIZ BILLY FOPPIANO AND MAD
DOG Join “Guitar Wiz” Billy Foppiano and his trusty side kick Mad Dog for a mix of blues, R&B, and more. Saturdays, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. 805-544-2100. Bon Temps Creole Cafe, 1819 Osos Street, San Luis Obispo, bontempscreolecafe.com/index.htm.
NEXUS BALLROOM D.C. GRAND RE-OPENING AND ONE YEAR
ANNIVERSARY Come dance the night away and celebrate the reopening of this ballroom dance studio. Event will feature music, performances, champagne toast, appetizers, silent auction, and lots of dancing. March 18 6 p.m.-midnight $35 pre-sale. nexusslo. com. Nexus SLO Ballroom D.C. (Inside the SLO Public Market), 3845 S. Higuera St. #B-1, San Luis Obispo, 805-904-7428.
OPEN MIC NIGHT IN THE TASTING ROOM Kelsey Rae hosts this open mic event for music and comedy in the tasting room. Fourth Thursday of every month, 7-9 p.m. Free show. 805-7216878. SLO Cider, 3419 Roberto Ct., Suite C, San Luis Obispo.
RAGGED JUBILEE WITH THE BOGEYS An album release party with The Ragged Jubilee on St. Pattys Day. There will be a special support set from The Bogeys. March 17, 7 p.m. $10. slobrew.com. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-1843.
RAINBOW GIRLS AT BANG THE DRUM Folk band Rainbow Girls pair with local duo Black Match for a night of musical beauty. March 20, 6:30 p.m. $18; $15 in advance. 805-8887940. forthefolksmusic.com. Bang the Drum Brewery, 1150 Laurel Lane, suite 130, San Luis Obispo.
SAN LUIS OBISPO COUNTY BAND PERFORMANCE The San Luis Obispo County Band will be performing at the opening ceremony for the “Wall that Heals,” sponsored by the San Luis Obispo Vets Center. March 16 9:30 a.m. Madonna Meadows, 100 Madonna Road, San Luis Obispo, madonnainn.com.
SONGWRITERS AT PLAY FEATURES FOX AND BONES
Songwriters at Play host Steve Key will share the stage with Portland duo Fox and Bones. They will swap songs in-theround, Nashville-style. Crimson Skye joins us for a guest set. March 22 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. songwritersatplay. com/events. SLO Wine and Beer Company, 3536 S. Higuera Street, Suite 250, San Luis Obispo.
ST PATRICK’S DAY PARTY WITH THE ANAM CARA CELTIC
ALL-STARS The Anam Cara Celtic All-Stars will be on stage. March 17 2-5 p.m. Tips accepted. 1805-710-3309. BA Start Arcade and Taproom, 647 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo. ST. PAT’S SATURDAY PUB-CRAWL WITH THE ANAM CARA
ALL-STARS Join The Anam Cara All-Star Revue for this St. Patrick’s Day celebration. March 18, 12-3 p.m. Tips accepted. 805-710-3309. BA Start Arcade and Taproom, 647 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.
SUNDAY MUSIC AT RAGTAG WINE CO. Enjoy live music by local favorites. Wine available by the flight, glass, or bottle. Sundays, 4-7 p.m. Ragtag Wine Co., 779 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805-439-0774, ragtagwineco.com.
WHOLE LOTTA SHAKIN’ A ‘60s soul, rock all-vinyl dance party, Whole Lotta Shakin’ is back for its first edition of the year. Spend the evening dancing your classy shoes off with DJ Mano Gil and DJ Mermaid at Saints Barrel Wine Bar. March 17 8-11 p.m. No cover. 805-439-1929. saintsbarrel.com. Saints Barrel Wine Bar, 1021 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.
YOUNG JAZZ SCHOLARSHIP CONCERT The San Luis Obispo County Jazz Federation is privileged to showcase the 2023 winners of its “Young Jazz” music scholarships. March 19 4-5:30 p.m. my805tix.com. Mount Carmel Lutheran Church, 1701 Fredericks St., San Luis Obispo.
ZEPPARELLA: LED ZEPPELIN TRIBUTE Vocalist Anna Kristina, guitarist Gretchen Menn, bassist Holly West, and drummer Clementine have brought their passion for the sacred music of one of the greatest bands in rock history. March 16 $20. slobrew.com. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-1843. SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY
THE BIG SIRS OF SWING AND THE RIGHETTI HIGH SCHOOL JAZZ BAND The “Big Sirs of Swing” is a jazz quartet based on the Central Coast. The RHS musicians play compositions of varying styles of jazz, such as swing, bebop, funk, etc. March 26 1 p.m. my805tix.com. Pismo Beach Veterans Memorial Hall, 780 Bello St., Pismo Beach.
FOLK MUSIC OF THE WORLD Performed by the internationally acclaimed Vocal Arts Ensemble, a 34 member adult choir. Features music from France, Japan, and the Ukraine, as well as American folk music. March 16, 7-9 p.m. $30. 805-235-2152. vocalarts.org. Folk music featuring Vocal Arts, an award winning choir based in San Luis Obispo. With music from Japan, France , New Zealand, Israel, Ukraine, and more. Free parking. Drinks at intermission. Lovely setting. March 16, 7 p.m. $30. 805-541-6797. vocalarts.org. The Monarch Club at Trilogy Monarch Dunes, 1645 Trilogy Parkway, Nipomo.
SLO YOUTH SYMPHONY SPRING CONCERT
The San Luis Obispo Youth Symphony presents its annual Spring Concert, featuring the Concert Orchestra and concerto competition winner Erin Chae (flute), Academy String Orchestra, Symphonic Winds, and Preparatory Strings. San Luis Obispo Symphony makes classical music exciting and accessible to everyone. March 20 6:30-9 p.m. $5-$15. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/ shows/slo-youth-symphony-spring-concert/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.
ST. PATRICK’S DAY PARTY AT PUFFER’S OF PISMO WITH CELTIC CABARET Celtic Cabaret hits the road to Puffer’s of Pismo for a St. Patricks Day Bash to remember. March 17 7-10 p.m. $5 at the door. 805-710-3309. Puffers of Pismo, 781 Price St., Pismo Beach, puffersofpismo.com. ∆
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Arts
Great American Melodrama stages new Sherlock Holmes production in Oceano
On Thursday, March 30, the Great American Melodrama will premiere its production of Sherlock Holmes and The Final Problem, which is scheduled to run through Saturday, May 20. According to press materials, the plot of the show follows Holmes as he goes head-tohead with criminal mastermind Professor Moriarty. Holmes and Dr. Watson attempt to thwart the professor’s latest plan, which takes the duo on a multicontinent journey that ends in Switzerland.
Thirty minutes prior to each performance of Sherlock Holmes and The Final Problem, the Great American Melodrama’s popular snack bar opens for attendees to enjoy, and it reopens during each of the show’s intermission breaks.
Other upcoming productions in the Great American Melodrama’s 2023 season include Under the Boardwalk (scheduled to open on Friday, May 26, and run through Sunday, July 16), Gold Fever at the Rough and Ready (scheduled to open on Friday, July 21, and run through Sunday, Sept. 10), Mummy Dearest (scheduled to debut on Thursday, Sept. 14, and run through Friday, Nov. 10), and The Holiday Extravaganza (scheduled to open on Thursday, Nov. 16, and run through Sunday, Dec. 31).
The Great American Melodrama’s current production, Lumberjacks in Love, will continue to show through Saturday, March 25. Call (805) 489-2499 or visit americanmelodrama.com for tickets and more info on Sherlock Holmes and The Final Problem or other productions slated at the venue. The theater is located at 1863 Front St., Oceano.
SLOFunny Comedy brings multiple comedians to Morro Bay for its March showcase
SLOFunny Comedy hosts its next stand-up showcase event at the Morro Bay Veterans Hall on Friday, March 25, with two performances for attendees to choose from.
The early show starts at 6:30 p.m. and is described as “rated light R” with strong language and adult content, while the later “Dirty Show,” scheduled for 9 p.m., is described as “rated very R” in press materials. Both performances are hosted by Doc Willis, and feature sets with comedians Juan Garcia, Johnny Cardinale, Taquita Love, and the show’s headliner, John Wynn.
Tickets to the upcoming SLOFunny Comedy showcase are available in advance at my805tix. com. Visit facebook.com/slofunny for more info on the show.
Attendees of the show under age 18 must be accompanied by a parent or guardian for entry. The Morro Bay Veterans Hall is located at 209 Surf St., Morro Bay. ∆
—Caleb Wiseblood
BY ADRIAN VINCENT ROSAS
Loose interpretations
Carey Lynch blends improvisation and sustainability to create abstract art from recycled objects
Los Osos resident Carey Lynch takes a look at the mostly empty skatepark in front of him before standing on his board and descending the halfpipe.
As the rush of wind hits his face, he takes in the view: Colorfully painted concrete ramps surround him and a chain-link fence skirts the edge of the Los Osos skatepark. e scene bursts with creative inspiration for Lynch, who turns recycled objects into the canvases for his newly inspired visions.
“My art is free and loose; I work in an improvised way, similar to the way I skate,” Lynch said. “It allows me to behave and express myself in a way that is inspired by the things around me.”
e Central Coast native is an abstract artist who blends the freedom of expression he’s found in skateboarding with a focus on upcycling.
“It’s something that I do that helps with not wasting, but more importantly it also allows me to create something that pulls from past and future,” he said.
Along with recycled paints being a staple of his work, he uses myriad objects as his canvases, including skateboards and surfboards he’s ridden, glass, doors, mirrors, maps, plywood, tools, salvaged construction materials, and tarps. Recently, he used window screens and a large jacuzzi cover.
“ ere’s so much stu already in existence, so it’s like, ‘Who am I to go and create something new?’” Lynch said. “If something has already been painted on—an easel or something—and it’s sitting there after the fact being unused, who am I to go and buy a brand new one?”
See for yourself
Head to BarrelHouse Brewing at 1033 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo, on March 19 from 12 to 3 p.m. and see Lynch’s variety of art on display as part of a featured artist pop-up. For more information on his work, visit careylynchart.com or follow him on Instagram @careylynchart.
to value anything he could nd as a canvas to create on.
“Painting on these objects has helped me nd inspiration,” he said. “ ere are certain qualities on these objects before I even get to them, and that allows me to create something that I feel is accurate to the emotions drawn from those objects.” at isn’t to say Lynch solely takes inspiration from those found objects. As his partner, Courtney Davis, describes, Lynch also approaches his art with humor and openness.
“He doesn’t take himself too seriously, which allows him and his artwork to be really approachable,” Davis said. “ is style of painting allows the viewer to uncover what they want in his work, leading to a wide variety of interpretations and feelings.”
Davis has seen Lynch evolve over the years while he maintained an open mindset. Artists like Yayoi Kusama, Helen Frankenthaler, and Andy Warhol serve as major inspirations for Lynch. What he receives from them is emblematic of how much he has also embraced being himself.
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e importance of using recycled materials stems from Lynch’s time out of state when he attended Northern Arizona University to receive his Bachelor of Fine Arts in studio art with an emphasis on painting. While there, nancial factors limited his ability to buy new materials, and, at the encouragement of his professors, Lynch learned
“I think it speaks to his practice of elevating everyday materials, which is a key part of his artistic practice, alongside his willingness to experiment,” Davis said. “Sometimes people have a hard time with abstract work, but Carey’s work is really inviting and joyful—it’s there to be explored and discovered, not preach or be esoteric.” e open-ended nature of his work stems from the risks that come with being an artist and skater, which, according to Lynch, often run at odds to each other due to the physical and long-term damage that skating could cause.
“Doing both allows me to be reckless and feel free in how I express myself through art,” he said. “But there’s this risk in pursuing art when you’re skating—I mean I’ve had friends who have quit skating altogether because … if they break their wrist or something, they will never be able to paint again.”
at physical impact of skating is something Lynch has focused on in his work, but not necessarily the damage that can happen to a human body. Instead, he zeroes in on the destruction of the gear.
“Lately I have been drawn to
painting on shoes, and that’s a direct result of skateboarding—I mean skating really just destroys shoes over time,” he said. “So it feels natural to take what would just normally be waste and reclaim it and do something new and fresh with it.”
Lynch has found a path to expression that he said thrives on the Central Coast. Perhaps, more importantly, it allows him to merge his two passions together in a way that brings him more creative inspiration than he ever could have imagined.
“It’s something you can’t get out of the everyday things like a 9-to-5 job” Lynch said. “Whatever I do in skateboarding or in art ultimately only results in my own pain or pleasure, and there’s not really anything more freeing than that.” ∆
Freelancer Adrian Vincent Rosas is nally going to give skateboarding a try after saying he would for the last two years. Reach him at arosas@ newtimesslo.com.
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RECYCLED RENAISSANCE In his studio, artist Carey Lynch makes use of the objects around him as canvases, supports, and/or creative catalysts.
SKATE, THEN REMAKE An old skateboard finds new life as a canvas for Carey Lynch, with his piece Purpleholes
POP-UP GALLERY
OPEN AND ABSTRACT Carey Lynch’s abstract work, Sherbert Incident, is designed to draw out the old emotions of the reused canvas with his own input, leaving just enough space for viewers to come to their own conclusions.
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Shlockmeisters
65
What’s it rated? PG-13
Writers-directors Scott Beck and Bryan Woods (A Quiet Place, Haunt) helm this sci- story about an alien English-speaking astronaut who looks exactly like the human being Adam Driver, who 65 million years ago crash-lands on a mysterious planet called Earth at about the same time an extinctionlevel meteor is about to make impact. e astronaut, Mills (Adam Driver), must get the only surviving passenger, Koa (Ariana Greenblatt), across the dinosaur-inhabited expanse to the escape pod that landed on a mountaintop miles away. (114 min.)
What’s it worth, Glen? Full price
What’s it worth, Anna? Stream it Where’s it showing? Colony, Downtown Centre, Park, Stadium 10
Glen If you enjoy B-movie sensibilities with a biggish $45 million budget, get thee to the theater because 65 is shlocky, B-movie gold! Space travel, monsters, quicksand, thermal geysers, tar pits, giant insects—this lm has it all. Mills agreed to take on this dangerous two-year journey because his adolescent daughter, Nevine (Chloe Coleman), is ill and needs expensive treatment, so with the blessing of Nevine’s mom (Nika King), he leaves his family. Naturally, the only survivor is also an adolescent girl, creating an outlet for Mills’ daddy instincts. He’ll keep her from harm at any cost, but oh shit! Is that a T. rex? Is that a herd of Velociraptors? Is that a ock of Pterosaurs? With a cast of just four actors, Beck and Woods got to take their $45 million budget and throw most of it at the screen. e computer-generated monsters are cool, and the dangerous prehistoric Earth is a wonder to behold. Is the entire enterprise preposterous? Of course! But at a spry 93 minutes, it keeps the action coming and the danger high, and there’s even a little emotional resonance to make you care. Anna e world they built is pretty cool looking, I’ll give it that. What I don’t love is seeing cute little baby dinosaurs being clubbed by Driver or torn apart by other beasts. It really brought down the mood for me. e plot didn’t resonate as much with
THE RELUCTANT TRAVELER
What’s it rated? TV-PG
When? 2023
Where’s it showing? Apple TV Plus
Eugene Levy isn’t the type of guy who seems like he’s interested in spending any time outside of his comfort zone, so what could be more fun than putting him in some of the most beautiful and most
me either. It’s a pretty simple ploy—make a dad missing his kid protect another kid. Driver’s good—pretty much the reason I agreed to watch the movie. Sci- isn’t my thing, and did I mention how mean they are to the dinosaurs? One of the problems the two must solve is their language barrier. Koa is curious and headstrong, probably a little too much of both. I think there’s way too much money here to call this a B-movie, but it did have some camp for sure. I didn’t hate it, but I de nitely didn’t love it. I can get emotionally invested in lms, and you’d think this father/daughter dynamic would do something for me, but it just didn’t.
Glen So you care about more CGI dinosaurs constructed of ones and zeros—that are about to go extinct as soon as this massive meteor hits, I might add—but not about human-looking aliens struggling to get o the doomed planet? I love you, Dear One, but you’re a weirdo. Driver was good, but maybe a little miscast. I’m guessing the success of A Quiet Place, which Beck and Woods wrote with John Krasinski, made him think, “Shlocky sci- ? Why not. I already
uncomfortable places in the world? This new series has Levy trekking to Finland for some ice fishing, husky sled riding to a beautiful private island in the Maldives, and taking a very stressful helicopter ride over Utah. We all know Eugene Levy is seriously funny—and seeing him in situations he never would ask for is a treat. This has all the stuff about travel shows that we love—interviews with locals, little known facts about places we’ve never heard of, and some local cuisine that ranges from mouth-watering to stomach-turning. Apple TV is churning out some great content, and this definitely falls into that category. If you want to laugh at Levy—perhaps the preeminent eyebrow actor in the world—and see some gorgeous sites, The Reluctant Traveler is made for you! (eight 35-min. episodes)
—Anna
did Star Wars.” is is the kind of lm that critics despise, and it’s received a dismal 36 percent on Rotten Tomatoes. If you demand plausibility in your lms, steer clear—65 is ridiculous—but if you like adrenaline-fueled, monster-strewn nonsense, you’ll love it! Anna What can I say? I’m here for the animals. It’s just a forgettable lm, despite looking pretty slick. I like these small casts. It gives the actors a lot of work to do with each other. However, despite Driver and Greenblatt being good, I didn’t get the sense that either was perfect for their roles. It doesn’t seem to be having a heyday at the box o ce, and its Rotten Tomatoes scores seem to indicate that I’m not alone in nding this to be a totally missable lm. But it does look cool, and it’s not overly long or annoyingly bad. While the scenery and e ects are probably better viewed on the big screen, just watch it from home when it streams. ∆
Senior Sta Writer Glen Starkey and freelancer Anna Starkey write Split Screen. Glen compiles listings. Comment at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.
THE BIG BRUNCH
What’s it rated? PG-13
When? 2022
Where’s it showing? HBO Max
Iknow, know—what new can a cooking competition show really offer? But hear me out. This one focuses on the best meal there is—the one you’ll wait in line for an hour outside the new pop-up eatery to enjoy, the one where Champagne is basically a necessity, the one that justifies waffles at noon.
That’s right—it’s brunch time!
Our three judges are Daniel Levy, Sohla El-Waylly, and Will
Guidara. Contestant are given different challenges, and each has their own strengths, whether that be baking or vegan delights or down-home, Southern-style cooking. Each is vying for a cash prize that will allow them to either open or expand their culinary business.
Levy is charming, a liaison between the judges table and the mad-dash energy going on in the kitchen. El-Waylly is a chef and a tough critic. I mean, she won’t eat delivery pizza— that’s how bougie she is. Guidara is somewhere in between the two—tough but kind. This is one of those lovely shows where the contestants root for each other, work together, and collaborate. You’ll be cheering them on from episode one, and you’ll be making reservations for next weekend by episode two. (eight 52-min. episodes) ∆
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—Anna
STRANGERS IN A STRANGE LAND Mills (Adam Driver) and Koa (Ariana Greenblatt) are two alien travelers who crash-land on Earth 65 million years ago just in time for the dinosaur extinction, in 65 , screening at local theaters.
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FEED ME Daniel Levy hosts the new HBO Max cooking competition series The Big Brunch
HAVE EYEBROWS, WILL TRAVEL Comedian Eugene Levy stars in the new travel docuseries The Reluctant Traveler, streaming on Apple TV Plus.
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Music
BY GLEN STARKEY
Hubba sayeth the lord
See a contemporary Christian drag queen in concert
Head to YouTube and search Flamy Grant and the song “What Did You Drag Me Into?” Make it play, baby. Make it play!
It starts inside a church with sermon about the evils of wokeness: aka “Satan’s whispers.” Suddenly, the church doors bust open and in struts a certain drag queen whose name rhymes with famed Christian singer Amy Grant, breaking into a gospel/R&B barnburner.
“Picture this, an American scene/Lost in the cover of a magazine/ Bible Belt baby wanna be a queen/ Lord momma tried to keep her little boy clean/ She found him in high heels on/ A two-foot train of green chiffon/ That messy lip was overdrawn/ It was shocking and obscene.”
So sings Flamy Grant, the 40-year-old nonbinary drag queen from the Bible Belt who now calls San Diego home. She’s a part of A Million Ways to Cry in the West, a singersongwriter showcase this Monday, March 20, at The Siren, which also includes local singer-songwriter Jody Mulgrew and Story & Tune, a duo featuring Aussie Ben Grace and Californian poet Karyn Thurston, who met and fell in love via Instagram (7 p.m.; 21-andolder; $10 presale at eventbrite.com).
Organizers say to expect “a sparkly band of religious outlaws” who are “rounding up fellow West Coast heathens for an earnest, emotional, enlightened evening of foot-stompin’. Unlike any show you’ve ever seen, it’s drag meets The Civil Wars meets inner child work. Join us to get therapized, revitalized, and deputized.”
Also this week at The Siren, Numbskull and Good Medicine present soulful Texas country outfit Kolton Moore & The Clever Few this Thursday, March 16 (7 p.m.; 21-and-older; $20 at goodmedicienepresents.com).
Enjoy a free St. Paddy’s Day show with Seattle-based funk and soul act The True Love Big Brass Band on Friday, March 17 (7:30 p.m.; 21-and-older).
There’s free music all day on Saturday, March 18, first with Erin
Montgomery and the Roadkings (2:30 to 5:30 p.m.; 21-and-older) playing originals and “remakes with a twist.” Later that night, Sacramento rockers Red Voodoo take the stage (7:30 to 10:30 p.m.; 21-and-older).
Hailing from San Antonio, Texas, on-therise country star Mike Ryan plays a Good Medicine and Numbskull show on Sunday, March 19 (7 p.m.; 21-and-older; $20 at goodmedicinepresents.com). The singersongwriter started his career while attending the University of North Texas, and after touring regionally, he released The First One, an EP, in 2010. Since then he’s released three studio albums.
Next Thursday, March 23, mark your calendars for English and Welsh folkgrass from The Trials of Cato and old timey music from The SLO Pickers (7 p.m.; 21-and-older; $17 at eventbrite.com). The Trials of Cato won Best Album in the BBC Radio 2 Folk Awards in 2019.
At the Fremont Theater
Gimme Gimme Disco, the disco dance party inspired by ABBA, returns this Friday, March 17 (9 p.m.; 18-and-older; $17 presale at seetickets.us).
Badflower on their Asking for a Friend tour plays Saturday, March 18 (7:30 p.m.; all ages; $25.50 at seetickets.us). The Gold-certified Los Angeles-bred and Nashville-based quartet—Josh Katz (lead singer, guitarist), Joey Morrow (lead guitar, backing vocals), Alex Espiritu (bass), and Anthony Sonetti (drums)—“siphon stress, sleeplessness, sex, sadness, mania, pain, and truth into revelatory alternative anthems,” their bio explains.
It’s not music, but stand-up comedian Whitney Cummings brings the laughs on Sunday, March 19 (9 p.m.; all ages; $37 to $57 at eventbrite.com). She’s known for creating and starring in the NBC series Whitney She’s also know for standup specials Whitney Cummings: Money Shot, Whitney Cummings: I Love You, Whitney Cummings:
At SLO Brew Rock
Don’t forget all-female Led Zeppelin tribute act Zepparella plays Thursday, March 16 (7 p.m.; 18-and-older; $20 plus fees at ticketweb.com).
On Friday, March 17, Ragged Jubilee plays an album release party with The Bogeys (7 p.m.; 21-and-older; $10 at ticketweb.com). Jangly Neil Young-inspired Jubilee’s newest, Mulholland Drive, was produced by LA-based producer/musician Rob Campanella.
Drugdealer returns on Wednesday, March 22 (7 p.m.; 18-and-older; $26 at ticketweb.com), touring in support of Hiding in Plain Sight, the band’s third studio album.
“Ultimately, Hiding In Plain Sight is an odyssey from philautia—the ability to love oneself—to philia, a greater ability to love and embrace the contributions of those around you,” press materials explained.
Finally, mark your calendar for KBong and Johnny Cosmic next Thursday, March 23 (8 p.m.; 18-and-older; $20 at ticketweb. com). KBong is a singer-songwriter inspired by traveling, hiking, and spending time in
tropical places. Cosmic is a multiinstrumentalist with more than 20 years of experience in music production and live performance. More music …
The award-winning Vocal Arts Ensemble presents Folk Music of the World during two concerts—Thursday, March 16 (7 p.m.), at Trilogy Monarch Dunes in Nipomo, and Sunday, March 19 (3 p.m.), in the Cuesta College Performing Arts Center—playing selections from Spain, Japan, New Zealand, Israel, and America. Tickets are $30 at vocalarts.org, or $10 for students with ID and children under 12.
After a pandemic-induced hiatus, get your St. Paddy’s Day spirit on when Central Coast Pipes & Drums resurrects their annual pub crawl this Friday, March 17, from noon to 4 p.m., starting at the Downtown Centre, then to Black Sheep, Bull’s Tavern, and through various downtown bars, ending at McCarthy’s Irish Pub.
Damon Castillo will bring his jazz, rock, pop, and R&B sounds to Paso’s Cass Winery this Friday, March 17 (doors at 5 p.m.; $10 at exploretock.com). As of late, Castillo’s been release amazing singles such as “Blue Sky” and “My Kind of Jam.”
Award-winning NYC jazz pianist/ accordionist Ben Rosenblum plays Libretto in Paso this Friday, March 17 (6:30 and 8:15 p.m.; $25 at librettopaso.com). His worldclass trio includes Marty Jaffe (bass) and Ben Zweig (percussion).
The SLO Jazz Fed hosts its annual Young Jazz Showcase this Sunday, March 19, in SLO’s Mt. Carmel Lutheran Church (4 p.m.; all ages; free but donations welcome). Student musicians will be accompanied by Gary Drysdale (guitar), Ken Hustad (bass), and Darrell Voss (drums). Created in 1983, the showcase awards scholarships to talented and deserving local students. ∆
Contact Senior Staff Writer Glen Starkey at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.
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I’m Your Girlfriend, Whitney Cummings: Can I Touch It?, and Whitney Cummings: Jokes
DON’T DRAG YOUR FEET Christian drag queen and TikTok sensation Flamy Grant plays The Siren on March 10 , as part of A Million Ways to Cry in the West—a singersongwriter showcase.
STRICTLY STARKEY
REMEMBER THE ALAMO San Antonio country singersongwriter Mike Ryan plays a Good Medicine and Numbskull show at The Siren on March 19 .
Sound out! Send music and club information to gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.
BLOOMING Gold-certified Los Angeles-bred and Nashville-based rockers Badflower play the Fremont Theater on March 18
ALBUM RELEASE Local garage blues and rock act The Ragged Jubilee releases their new album Mulholland Drive, on March 17, at SLO Brew Rock.
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BY BULBUL RAJAGOPAL
The dogfather
Stefono’s Sapori D’ Italia brings sandwiches, hot dogs, pizzas, and more straight from Chicago to Nipomo
Hungry for Chicago-style food? Head to Nipomo.
Yellow flags on Tefft Street let passersby know that authentic Vienna beef sausages are nearby. They lead to Stefono’s Sapori D’ Italia—home of the only real-deal Chicago dog in San Luis Obispo County, according to founder Dante Stefono.
“It’s not something you can just go to the store and buy,” he said. “Everybody thinks a hot dog is a hot dog until you taste a Vienna and compare it to a store-bought hot dog, and then they can see the difference.”
The store is decked out with old-school posters starting with the front door.
“Get the beefed-up Chicago original!” one says.
“Giant sausage invades Chicago!” declares another.
A techno remix of The Godfather theme song welcomes customers inside an almost bodega-style store packed with a shelf of Miss Vickie’s kettle chips, a refrigerator full of drinks, and a large serving station equipped with bins of gelato and Italian ices.
Stefono is proud of his connection to Vienna sausages. Born and raised in Chicago, he moved to the Central Coast through his military service at Vandenberg Air Force Base in Lompoc. But the restaurant industry has deep roots for Stefono—his family founded and ran the nationwide Portillo’s chain until they sold it to Berkshire Partners in 2014 for nearly $1 billion.
“I was always fond of cooking in the kitchen with my grandma and greatgrandma,” Stefono said. “After I retired from the military, I decided to open up a small place in Santa Maria for my daughters as a hobby. I didn’t realize it was going to take off the way it did.”
He’s referring to Stefono’s first store in Santa Maria that opened in 2018. Stefono eventually sold it, and a little more than two years ago, Nipomo received its own shop. In both stores, Stefono made sure that “90 percent” of the ingredients, including the bread, hot dog buns, and whole sections of meat sliced fresh daily, came directly from Chicago. It’s what sets his restaurant apart from others in SLO County, he said.
“There are a few places that try to do knockoffs of the Chicago dog, and it’s not even close,” he said. “I get so upset.”
Chicago dogs at Stefono’s are served in a poppy seed bun bearing mustard, relish, tomatoes, pickled celery, salt, and peppers that all adorn a Vienna sausage. They have curious names—the Al Capone Jumbo Dog, the John Gotti Dog (named after the mob boss of New York City’s Gambino crime family), and the Victoria Vegan (named after Gotti’s daughter) among others.
Then there’s Stefono’s own creation: the tri-tip Italian dip. He devised his twist on the French dip at the old Santa Maria shop.
“I should probably patent it,” he said. “I
Taste Chicago
Visit Stefono’s Sapori D’ Italia on 330 W. Tefft St. in Nipomo from 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. Monday through Saturday. Grab Chicago-style offerings in the store, place advance orders at orderstefonossaporiditalia.com, or call (805) 723-2903.
did that because everyone here is into tri-tip. We slice the beef thinly, and then we use the same jus that we use for the Italian beef with Italian seasoning.”
Stefono explained that “Italian beef” refers to a top round cut that’s roasted with 19 herbs and spices. It originated in Chicago in the 1920s during the Great Depression when people decided to cut corners and put shaved meat on bread. But the ItalianAmerican joint also offers gyros—a nod to the Greek community and its restaurants that Stefono grew up with. His most cherished item on the menu is a childhood classic.
“The Italian beef and sausage combo is my favorite to this day,” he said. “You have an Italian sausage on Italian bread with Italian beef on top, and dip the whole sandwich in the jus. I like it with either sweet or hot peppers on top or grilled onions.”
Desserts at Stefono’s have Italian origins, too. Along with cannoli, the shop rotates flavors of Italian ices and Villa Dolce gelato.
“Our gelato comes from a company out of Italy, and they happen to have a warehouse in New Jersey,” he said. “I have people coming here who have actually lived in Italy and say that the gelato is just as good, if not better.”
Accessibility is the premise of Stefono’s. Moving to the Central Coast from the East Coast left Stefono with a craving for the flavors of home but with few ways to fulfill it. So he
decided to make his favorite foods himself and keep prices low for everyone to enjoy.
CHANGING
HANDS
Jesus Zavala now owns Stefono’s and runs the counter, though founder Dante Stefono still works there to ensure a smooth transition that upholds the restaurant’s Chicago tradition.
true to its heritage. For him, Santa Maria is now home, and he doesn’t plan to return to Chicago. But he’s found the comforts of that city through his food.
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The most expensive hot dog at Stefono’s is less than $8, and overall, the Meat Lovers Pasta Bowl will set customers back the most by $15.
“My grandfather taught me that having a good product, having fair prices, and good customer service—you’ll always be successful,” Stefono said.
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Currently, the restaurant is slowly transitioning leadership. Stefono sold the Nipomo store last December but is sticking around to make sure that the restaurant stays
“I always strive to improve. I don’t substitute my ingredients with anything inferior, and [I’m] always looking for better,” Stefono said. “It’s the real deal.” ∆
Staff Writer Bulbul Rajagopal is staying warm with two bowls of the tri-tip Italian dip jus. Send hot peppers to brajagopal@ newtimesslo.com.
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ITALIAN STYLE Famous in San Luis Obispo and Santa Barbara counties, tri-tip gets an Italian twist at Stefono’s Sapori D’ Italia with its take on the French dip sandwich.
VIENNA WONDER Stefono’s in Nipomo is decorated with old-school advertising posters for Vienna sausage in honor of the wiener featured in their Chicago hot dogs.
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NOTICE TO CONSTRUCTION PROJECT MANAGERS
Notice is hereby given that the San Luis Coastal Unified School District (hereinafter referred to as “Owner”) will receive proposals prior to the date and time stated below for potential award of contracts to one or more construction project managers for design and construction administration services on various projects, with each particular project to be assigned to one of the contracted construction project managers via amendment to its contract. San Luis Coastal Unified passed a $349 million dollar bond measure in November, 2022. The focus of this measure is the modernization of the district’s 10 elementary schools, 2 middle schools and a continuation high school. Prior to the bond measures success, the district developed a Facility Master Plan. The master plan along with the district’s deferred maintenance plan will make up the projects associated with this RFQP and construction project managers needed. The board of education is currently prioritizing the projects and establishing the schedule for projects district wide.
The Request for Proposals is available from the San Luis Coastal Online Planroom @ www.asapreprographics.com. Proposals must be sealed and filed in the Facilities Office of the Owner at: Building, Grounds, & Transportation Department 937 Southwood Drive, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 on March 29, 2023 before 2:00:00 p.m. No proposal will be accepted by the Owner after this time. Facsimile (FAX) or emailed copies of the proposal will not be accepted. {SR781400}
March 9, 16, 2023
PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that on Tuesday, March 28, 2023, at 6:00 p.m. or as soon thereafter as possible, the Pismo Beach Planning Commission will hold a public hearing in the Council Chamber at City Hall, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, for the following purpose:
PUBLIC HEARING AGENDA:
A. Address: 257 Placentia Avenue
Applicant: Matthew and Kelly Hora
Project No.: P22-000101
Description: Coastal Development Permit and Architectural Review Permit for 588 square foot second floor addition, remodel of an existing singlefamily residence, and Categorical Exemption No. 2023010. Location – 257 Placentia Avenue The project is located within the Coastal Zone and is appealable to the Coastal Commission. APN 010-292-034.
Environmental Review
In accordance with the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA), it has been determined that the project is categorically exempt pursuant to Section 15301(a) of the CEQA Guidelines regarding minor additions to an existing structure.
B. Address: 2539 Spyglass Drive, Spyglass Park
Applicant: City of Pismo Beach
Project No.: P23-000017
Description: Coastal Development Permit for a new dog park use at an existing park and Categorical Exemption No. 2023-011. Location – Spyglass Park, 2539 Spyglass Drive. The project is located within the Coastal Zone and is appealable to the Coastal Commission. APNs 010-051-001, -002.
Environmental Review
In accordance with the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA), it has been determined that the project is categorically exempt pursuant to Section 15303(e) of the CEQA Guidelines regarding new construction of accessory structures.
Details about ways to participate in this hearing will be provided on the agenda posted for the meeting online at pismobeach.org/agenda, and on the bulletin board at City Hall. The agenda will be posted no later than Friday, March 24, 2023. You have a right to comment on this project and its effect on our community. Interested persons are invited to participate in the hearing or otherwise express their views and opinions regarding the proposed project. Emailed comments may be submitted to planningcommission@pismobeach.org; staff cannot guarantee that emailed comments submitted after the start of the meeting will be given full consideration before action is taken. Written comments may be delivered or mailed to the Community Development Department / Planning Division Office at 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA 93449, prior to the meeting, or hand-delivered during the meeting no later than the comment period for this item. Oral comment may be provided prior to the meeting by calling 805-773-7005 and leaving a voice message. Please state and spell your name and identify your item of interest. Oral comment may also be made during the meeting, either by joining the virtual meeting using the link provided on the agenda document, or by attending the meeting in person in the Council Chamber at City Hall. Please refer to the agenda for this meeting for specific instructions for participation.
Staff reports, plans and other information related to this project are available for public review from the Planning Division Office, by emailing the Planning Division at planning@ pismobeach.org. The meeting agenda and staff report will be available no later than the Friday before the meeting and may be obtained upon request by mail or by visiting www. pismobeach.org/agenda. The Planning Commission meeting will be televised live on Charter Cable Channel 20 and streamed on the City’s website.
PLEASE NOTE:
If you challenge the action taken on this item in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the City of Pismo Beach at, or prior to, the public hearing.
For further information, please contact Lindsay Christiansen, Community Development Department Administrative Secretary, at lchristiansen@pismobeach.org or 805-773-4756.
Lindsay Christiansen Administrative Secretary March 16, 2023
AN ORDINANCE OF THE CITY COUNCIL OF THE CITY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO, CALIFORNIA, AMENDING TITLE 1 “GENERAL PROVISIONS”, CHAPTER 16 “CITATION PROCEDURE”, SECTION
1.16.060 “CODE ENFORCEMENT OFFICER DESIGNATION AUTHORITY” AND TITLE 10 “VEHICLES AND TRAFFIC”, CHAPTER
10.08 “ADMINISTRATION”, SECTION 10.08.070, AND CHAPTER
10.68 “INOPERATIVE VEHICLES”, SECTION 10.68.020, AND AMENDING TITLE 9 “PUBLIC PEACE, MORALS AND WELFARE” TO ADD CHAPTER 9.60 “ENFORCEMENT” IN ORDER TO AUTHORIZE DESIGNEES OF THE POLICE CHIEF, INCLUDING COMMUNITY SERVICE OFFICERS, TO ISSUE CITATIONS FOR ALL INFRACTION AND MISDEMEANOR VIOLATIONS OF THE MUNICIPAL CODE AND MAKING A DETERMINATION OF EXEMPTION UNDER THE CALIFORNIA ENVIRONMENTAL QUALITY ACT
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the City Council of the City of San Luis Obispo, California, at its Regular Meeting of March 7, 2023, introduced the above titled ordinance upon a motion by Mayor Stewart, second by Council Member Francis, and on the following roll call vote:
AYES: Council Member Francis, Pease, Shoresman, and Mayor Stewart
NOES: None
ABSENT: Vice Mayor Marx
Ordinance No. 1724 (2023 Series): This is a City Ordinance to amend the San Luis Obispo Municipal Code (SLOMC) to authorize Community Service Officers to enforce infractions and misdemeanor violations of the San Luis Obispo Municipal Code through the issuance of citations. The following sections of the Municipal Code will be modified or added to accomplish this change:
• Amend SLOMC Chapter 16 “Citation Procedure”, Section 1.16.060 “Code Enforcement Officer Designation Authority” to authorize citation authority to Community Service Officers.
• Create SLOMC Chapter 9.60 “Enforcement” to specify that Community Service Officers have the duty to enforce violations of the Municipal Code.
• Amend SLOMC Chapter 10.08 “Administration” and Chapter 10.68 “Inoperative Vehicles”, Section 10.68.020, to update the job title change to Community Services Officer.
A full and complete copy of the aforementioned Ordinance is available for inspection as part of the published agenda packet for the March 21, 2023 Council Meeting, or you may call (805) 781-7114 for more information.
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the City Council of the City of San Luis Obispo will consider adopting the Ordinance at its Regular Meeting of March 21, 2023 at 5:30 p.m. in the Council Chambers at City Hall, 990 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo. The City Council meeting will be televised live on Charter Cable Channel 20 and live streaming on the City’s YouTube channel http://youtube.slo.city
Teresa Purrington, City Clerk March 16, 2023
ORDINANCE NO. 1725 (2023 SERIES)
AN ORDINANCE OF THE CITY COUNCIL OF THE CITY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO, CALIFORNIA, AMENDING CHAPTER 17.86 (REGULATIONS FOR SPECIFIC LAND USES AND ACTIVITIES) AND CHAPTER 9.10 (CANNABIS REGULATIONS) OF THE MUNICIPAL CODE MODIFYING SPECIFIC RULES FOR COMMERCIAL CANNABIS BUSINESS RETAIL STOREFRONT OPERATIONS
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the City Council of the City of San Luis Obispo, California, at its Regular Meeting of March 7, 2023, introduced the above titled ordinance upon a motion by Council Member Francis, second by Council Member Shoresman, and on the following roll call vote:
AYES: Council Member Francis, Pease, Shoresman, and Mayor Stewart
NOES: None
ABSENT: Vice Mayor Marx
Ordinance No. 1725 (2023 Series): This is a City Ordinance to amend Municipal Code Chapter 17.86 and Chapter 9.10 expanding the hours of operations for commercial cannabis retail storefronts from 9:00 a.m. and 8:00 p.m., daily, to 7:00 a.m. and 9:00 p.m., daily, and to allow persons aged 18 to 20 who have a valid physician’s recommendation for medical cannabis to access retail storefronts who possess the appropriate state retailer license.
A full and complete copy of the aforementioned Ordinance is available for inspection as part of the published agenda packet for the March 21, 2023 Council Meeting, or you may call (805) 781-7114 for more information.
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the City Council of the City of San Luis Obispo will consider adopting the Ordinance at its Regular Meeting of March 21, 2023 at 5:30 p.m. in the Council Chambers at City Hall, 990 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo. The City Council meeting will be televised live on Charter Cable Channel 20 and live streaming on the City’s YouTube channel http://youtube.slo.city.
Teresa Purrington City Clerk
March 16, 2023
CULTURAL HERITAGE COMMITTEE PUBLIC HEARING
The San Luis Obispo Cultural Heritage Committee will hold a Regular Meeting on Monday, March 27, 2023, at 5:30 p.m. in the Council Chambers at City Hall, 990 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo. Public comment, prior to the start of the meeting, may be submitted in writing via U.S. Mail to the City Clerk’s Office at 990 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 or by email to advisorybodies@slocity.org.
PUBLIC HEARING ITEMS:
· Review of an upper-level addition to a Contributing List Historic Resource (categorially exempt from CEQA environmental review); Project Address: 1043 George St.; Case #: ARCH‑0367‑2022; Zone: R 2; Peter Gillespie and Cheryl Cathy, owners and applicants
Contact Information: Walter Oetzell –805) 781-7593 – woetzell@slocity.org
· Review of a request to enter into a historical property preservation contract (Mills Act) for the Master List property known as the “Call Hotel” (categorically exempt from CEQA environmental review); Project Address: 1703 Santa Barbara Ave.; Case #: HIST‑0616‑2022; Zone: R‑3; Matt Ritter, applicant
Contact Information: Walter Oetzell –(805) 781-7593 – woetzell@slocity.org
The Cultural Heritage Committee may also discuss other hearing or business items before or after the item(s) listed above. If you challenge the proposed action in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the Cultural Heritage Committee during, or prior to, the public hearing. Report(s) are typically available six days in advance of the meeting and can be viewed on the City’s website, under the Public Meeting Agendas web page: https://www.slocity.org/government/mayorand-city-council/agendas-and-minutes. Please call the Community Development Department at (805) 781-7170 for more information, or to request an agenda report.
March 16, 2023
WHO County of San Luis Obispo Planning Department Hearing
WHEN Friday, April 21, 2023 at 09:00 AM. All items are advertised for 09:00
AM. To verify agenda placement, please call the Department of Planning & Building at (805) 781-5600.
WHAT
A request by Jim and Jill Starkovich for a Minor Use Permit to allow for major grading over an acre of disturbance for a Single-Family residence, an accessory dwelling unit, and a detached garage. The project will result in the disturbance of approximately 1.97 acres on a 2.48-acre parcel. The proposed project is within the Residential Suburban land use category and is located at 1053 Cougar Creek Way, approximately 1.2 miles north of the City of Arroyo Grande. The site is in the San Luis Bay Inland Sub-Area of the South County Planning Area.
The Environmental Coordinator, after completion of the initial study, finds that there is substantial evidence that the project would not have a significant effect on the environment, and the preparation of an Environmental Impact Report is not necessary. Therefore, a Mitigated Negative Declaration (pursuant to Public Resources Code Section 21000 et seq., and CA Code of Regulations Section 5000 et seq.) has been prepared for this project and was published for public review on February 24, 2023 (SCH#2023020597). Mitigation measures have been identified to address potential impacts associated with Air Quality, Biological Resources, and Mandatory Findings of Significance, and are included as conditions of approval.
County File Number: N-DRC2022-00011
Supervisorial District: District 3 Assessor Parcel Number(s): 044-501-033
Date Accepted: 11/23/2022
WHERE Virtual meeting via Zoom platform.
Instructions on how to view and participate in the meeting remotely and provide public comment will be included in the published meeting Agenda and are posted on the Department’s webpage at: https://www.slocounty.ca.gov/Departments/Planning-Building/ Grid-Items/Meetings,-Hearings,-Agendas,-and-Minutes/PlanningDepartment-Hearing-(PDH)-Virtual-Meeting-.aspx
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION
A copy of the staff report will be made available on the Planning Department website at www.sloplanning.org You may also contact Jessica Macrae, Project Manager in the Department of Planning and Building at the address below or by telephone at 805-788-2714.
TO REQUEST A PUBLIC HEARING
This matter is tentatively scheduled to appear on the consent agenda, which means that it and any other items on the consent agenda can be acted upon by the hearing officer with a single motion. An applicant or interested party may request a public hearing on this matter. To do so, send a letter to this office at the address below or send an email to pdh@co.slo.ca.us by Friday, April 14, 2023 at 4:30 PM. The letter or email must include the language “I would like to request a hearing on N-DRC2022-00011.”
If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing.
Corla Wade, Secretary Planning Department Hearing
March 16, 2023
COMMUNITY DEVELOPMENT DIRECTOR’S SUBDIVISION HEARING
The City of San Luis Obispo’s Community Development Director will hold a public hearing at 1:30 p.m. on Monday, March 27, 2023, in Conference Room 1, at 919 Palm Street, to consider the following:
1. 2475 Victoria Ave. SBDV-0261-2021; Review of a Vesting Tentative Parcel Map (SLO 22-0035) for an airspace subdivision consisting of 33 residential airspace parcels, three (3) commercial airspace parcels, and one (1) airspace parcel for the common area in the mixed-use development at 2475 Victoria Avenue (previously addressed as 774 Caudill Street). The project is categorically exempt from environmental review (CEQA); C-R-SF and C-SSF Zones; Montage Development, Inc., applicant. (Hannah Hanh)
PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE
The San Luis Obispo Council of Governments (SLOCOG) will hold a public hearing to receive public testimony on Regional Early Action Planning (REAP) 2.0 Grant. The hearing will be held during the SLOCOG Board “Special” meeting on Wednesday, April 5, 2023 at 9:00 a.m.
The Regional Early Action Planning (REAP 2.0) grant program aims to integrate housing and climate goals and allowing for broader planning and implementation investments, including infrastructure. The SLOCOG Board reviewed and supported staff recommendations in August 2022 as part of SLOCOG’s Community Betterment Grant Program (Cycle 1). This public hearing will allow for local jurisdictions, housing stakeholders, and community members, including tribal governments, to review and comment on the recommendations before completing the funding process with the Housing Community Development Department. For advance input, a survey is available on SLOCOG’s website for this public hearing item.
SLOCOG, in accordance with the Americans with Disabilities Act and Title VI of the Civil Rights Act, is committed to providing special accommodations and translation services to those interested in participating in public hearings. Please note that a 48-hour notice is needed to honor your request. Call (805) 781-4219 to make arrangements.
PLEASE NOTE: Any court challenge to the actions taken on this item may be limited to considering only those issues raised at the public hearing described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the City of San Luis Obispo at, or prior to, the public hearing.
March 16, 2023
Visit www.slocog.org for the agenda and meeting details. This SLOCOG Board “Special” meeting and public hearing will be held in person at the Arroyo Grande City Council Chambers, 215 E Branch Street, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420 For more information, write to: SLOCOG, 1114 Marsh Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401, or contact Richard Murphy (805) 781-5754, or email at rmurphy@slocog.org.
March 16, 2023
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COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DEPARTMENT OF PLANNING & BUILDING NOTICE OF TENTATIVE ACTION / PUBLIC HEARING
ORDINANCE NO. 1724 (2023 SERIES)
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the City Council of the City of Grover Beach will conduct a Public Hearing at 6:00 p.m., or soon thereafter, in City Hall, on MONDAY, MARCH 27, 2023 in City Hall, Council Chamber, 154 South Eighth Street, Grover Beach, CA to consider the following item:
SUBJECT:
1. Second Reading and Adoption of an Ordinance Repealing Chapter 14 of Article III (Public Welfare, Morals and Conduct); adding a new Chapter 14, 14.1 and 14.2; and Repealing Section 5210 of Chapter 2 of Article V (Sanitation and Health) of the Grover Beach Municipal Code to Regulate Camping and Vehicle Habitation on Public Rights-of-Way and Public and Private Property –The City Council will conduct a public hearing for the second reading and adoption of an Ordinance to amend Chapter 14 of Article III (Public Welfare, Morals and Conduct) of the Grover Beach Municipal Code (GBMC) regarding regulation of Camping and Vehicle Habitation on Public Rights-ofWay and Public and Private Property.
Where You Come In:
Any member of the public may appear at the meeting and be heard on the item described in this notice or submit written comments to the City Clerk prior to the meeting by personal delivery or by mail to: City Clerk’s Office, 154 South Eighth Street, Grover Beach, CA 93433 or by email to gbadmin@groverbeach.org. If you require special accommodations to participate in the public hearing, please contact the City Clerk’s office at least 48 hours in advance of the meeting by calling (805) 473-4567.
For More Information:
If you have any questions or would like more information regarding the item described in this notice, please contact: City Manager Matthew Bronson by telephone at (805) 4734567 or send an email to mbronson@groverbeach.org
The City Council may also discuss other hearings or items of business at this meeting. The complete meeting agenda and copy of the staff report on the above item will be posted on the city website at www.groverbeach.org. Live broadcasts of City Council meetings may be seen on cable television Channel 20, as well as over the Internet at www. groverbeach.org (click on the icon “Government Access Local Channel 20” and then “Channel 20”).
If you challenge the nature of the proposed action in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the Public Hearing(s) described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the City at, or prior to, the Public Hearing (Govt. Code Sec 65009).
/s/ Wendi Sims, City Clerk
Dated: March 16, 2023
ADMINISTRATIVE ACTIONS
Application to make minor changes to the property at the address listed below has been received by the City.
1. 1043 George St. ARCH-0367-2022; Architectural Review of an upper-level addition to a Contributing List Historic Resource (categorically exempt from CEQA environmental review); R-2 Zone; Peter Gillespie and Cheryl Cathy, applicants. (Walter Oetzell)
2. 448 Cuesta Dr. DIR-0068-2023; Review of a 105-square foot conforming addition to an existing 1,540-square foot nonconforming structure. This project is categorically exempt from environmental review (CEQA); R-1 Zone; Dana Hunter, applicant. (Graham Bultema)
The Community Development Director will either approve or deny these applications no sooner than March 27, 2023.
The Director’s decision may be appealed, and must be filed with the appropriate appeal fee within 10 days of the Director’s action. For more information, contact the City of San Luis Obispo Community Development Department, 919 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401, stop by Monday and Wednesday between 1 p.m. – 4 p.m. and Tuesday and Thursday between 9 a.m. – 12 p.m., or call (805) 7817170, weekdays, 8 a.m. – 3 p.m.
March 16, 2023
ADMINISTRATIVE PERMIT PUBLIC HEARING
The City of San Luis Obispo’s Zoning Hearing Officer will hold a public hearing at 2:30 p.m. or later on Monday, March 27, 2023, in Conference Room 1, at 919 Palm Street, to consider the following:
1. 1121 Montalban St. USE-0082-2023; Review of a Minor Use Permit for operation of a Personal Services use (Hair Salon) in the Tourist Commercial (C-T) Zone (categorically exempt from CEQA environmental review); C-T Zone; Montalban, LLC, applicant. (Walter Oetzell)
PLEASE NOTE: Any court challenge to the actions taken on this public hearing item may be limited to considering only those issues raised at the public hearing described in this notice or in written correspondence delivered to the City of San Luis Obispo at, or prior to, the public hearing.
March 16, 2023
COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO
BOARD OF SUPERVISORS MEETING BRIEF
TUESDAY, MARCH 7, 2023 AT 9:00 AM
5 BOARD MEMBERS PRESENT
1. Consent Agenda – Item Nos. 1 thru 16 & Added No. 21 & Resolution (Res) Nos. 2023-038 thru 2023-041, approved.
02. Public Comment Period – Items not on the agenda: J. Rouleau; G. Kirkland; Y. Korin; A. Duckworth; G. Grewal & L. Owen: speak. No action taken.
03. Facilities & Infrastructure 5-Yr Capital Improvement Plan, approved w/ direction provided to staff.
04. Closed Session – Anticipated Litigation. Significant exposure to litigation
- potential cases: 2. Initiation of litigation - potential cases: 3. Conference with Legal Counsel – Pending Litigation: Existing Litigation (Formally initiated.): SLO Co. Citizens for Good Government, Inc., Gomez, Maruska, Villa v. Co. of Luis Obispo Board of Supervisors, SLO Co. Superior Court, Case No. 22CVP-0007; Application filed by PG&E in the 2021 Nuclear Cost Triennial Proceeding (U39E A.21-12-007); SLO Co. FC&WCD v. Teichert & Son, Inc., et al, Santa Clara Co. Superior Court, Case No. 21CV380615. Conference w/ Labor Negotiator re: employee organizations: SLOPA; SLOCEA-T&C; DCCA; Sheriffs’ Mgmt; SLOCPPOA; DSA; DAIA; SLOCPMPOA; SLOCEA – PSSC; Unrepresented Mgmt & Confidential Employees; SDSA; UDWA. Report Out. Open Session.
MEETING ADJOURNED
For more details, view the meeting videos at: https://www.slocounty.ca.gov/ Departments/Administrative-Office/Clerk-of-the-Board/Clerk-of-the-BoardServices/Board-of-Supervisors-Meetings-and-Agendas.aspx
Wade Horton, Clerk of the Board of Supervisors
By: Annette Ramirez, Deputy Clerk March 16, 2023
CONSUMER INDEX
The San Luis Obispo Municipal Code Chapter 5.44 entitled “Mobile Home Park Rent Stabilization” requires that the monthly Consumer Price Index (CPI) percentage (%) be published as a basis for establishing rent increases. The monthly space rent in mobile home parks may not be increased more than once each year based on the CPI % change, or 9%, whichever is less. The CPI monthly data for Los Angeles, Long Beach and Anaheim is used for San Luis Obispo.
January 2023 PERCENT CHANGE
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(March 21-April 19): I highly recommend the following experiences: 1. ruminating about what you learned in a relationship that ended—and how those lessons might be useful now. 2. ruminating about a beloved place you once regarded as home—and how the lessons you learned while there might be inspiring now. 3. ruminating about a riddle that has long mystified you—and how clarifying insights you receive in the coming weeks could help you finally understand it.
TAURUS
(April 20-May 20): For “those who escape hell,” wrote Charles Bukowksi, “nothing much bothers them after that.” Believe it or not, Taurus, I think that in the coming weeks, you can permanently escape your own personal version of hell—and never, ever have to return. I offer you my congratulations in advance. One strategy that will be useful in your escape is this idea from Bukowski: “Stop insisting on clearing your head—clear your fucking heart instead.”
GEMINI
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(May 21-June 20): Gemini paleontologist Louis Agassiz (1807-1883) was a foundational contributor to the scientific tradition. Among his specialties was his hands-on research into the mysteries of fossilized fish. Though he was meticulously logical, he once called on his nightly dreams to solve a problem he faced. Here’s the story: A potentially crucial specimen was largely concealed inside a stone. He wanted to chisel away the stone to get at the fossil, but was hesitant to proceed for fear of damaging the treasure inside. On three successive nights, his dreams revealed to him how he should approach the work. This information proved perfectly useful. Agassiz hammered away at the slab exactly as his dreams suggested and freed the fossilized fish. I bring this marvel to your attention, Gemini, because I suspect that you, too, need to carve or cut away an obstruction that is hiding something valuable. Can you get help from your dreams? Yes, or else in deep reverie or meditation.
CANCER
(June 21-July 22): Will you flicker and sputter in the coming weeks, Cancerian? Or will you spout and surge? That is, will you be enfeebled by barren doubts, or will you embolden yourself with hearty oaths? Will you take nervous sips or audacious guzzles? Will you hide and equivocate, or else reveal and pounce? Dabble gingerly or pursue the joy of mastery? I’m here to tell you that which fork you take will depend on your intention and your willpower, not on the caprices of fate. So which will it be: Will you mope and fritter or untangle and illuminate?
LEO
(July 23-Aug. 22): I applaud psychologists who tell us how important it is to feel safe. One of the most crucial human rights is the confidence that we won’t be physically or emotionally abused. But there’s another meaning of safety that applies to those of us who yearn to express ourselves creatively. Singer-songwriter David Bowie articulated the truth: “If you feel safe in the area you’re working in, you’re not working in the right area. Always go a little further into the water than you feel you’re capable of being in. Go a bit out of your depth, and when you don’t feel that your feet are quite touching the bottom, you’re in the right place to do something exciting.” I think this is a wise strategy for most of us, even those who don’t identify as artists. Almost everyone benefits from being imaginative and inventive and even a bit daring in their own particular sphere. And this will be especially applicable to you in the coming weeks, Leo.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You are in the sweet, deep phase of the Receiving Season. And so you have a right and a duty to show the world you are ready and available to be blessed with what you need and want. I urge you to do everything necessary to become a welcoming beacon that attracts a wealth of invigorating and healing influences. For inspiration, read this quote by author
John Steinbeck: “It is so easy to give, so exquisitely rewarding. Receiving, on the other hand, if it be well done, requires a fine balance of self-knowledge and kindness. It requires humility and tact and great understanding of relationships. ... It requires a selfesteem to receive—a pleasant acquaintance and liking for oneself.”
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Libran poet E. E. Cummings wrote that daffodils “know the goal of living is to grow.” Is his sweet sentiment true? I would argue it’s only partially accurate. I believe that if we want to shape our destinies with courage and creativity, we need to periodically go through phases of decay and decline. They make periods of growth possible. So I would say, “The goal of life is to grow and wither and grow and wither and grow.” Is it more fun to grow than to wither? Maybe. But sometimes, withering is educational and necessary. Anyway, Libra, I suspect you are finishing a time of withering and will soon embark on a series of germinations and blossoms.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): All of us have elements of genius. Every person on the planet possesses at least one special talent or knack that is a gift to others. It could be subtle or unostentatious, like a skill for communicating with animals or for seeing what’s best in people. Or maybe it’s more spectacular, like composing beautiful music or raising children to be strong and compassionate. I mention this, Scorpio, because the coming weeks will be an excellent time to identify your unique genius in great detail—and then nurture it and celebrate it in every way you can imagine.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): The emblem associated with Sagittarius is an archer holding a bow with the arrow pointed upwards. This figure represents your tribe’s natural ambition to always aim higher. I bring this to your attention because your symbolic quiver is now full of arrows. But what about your bow? Is it in tip-top condition? I suggest you do some maintenance. Is the bow string in perfect shape? Are there any tiny frays? Has it been waxed recently? And what about the grip? Are there any small cracks or wobbles? Is it as steady and stable as it needs to be? I have one further suggestion as you prepare for the target-shooting season. Choose one or at most two targets to aim at rather than four or five.
CAPRICORN
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): It’s prime time to feel liberated from the urge to prove yourself to anyone. It’s a phase when your self-approval should be the only kind of approval you need, a period when you have the right to remove yourself from any situation that is weighed down with gloomy confusion or apathetic passivity. This is exciting news! You have an unprecedented opportunity to recharge your psychic batteries and replenish your physical vitality.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): I suspect you can now accomplish healthy corrections without getting tangled up in messy karma. Here are my recommendations: 1. As you strive to improve situations that are awry or askew, act primarily out of love rather than guilt or pity. 2. Fight tenderly on behalf of beautiful justice, but don’t fight harshly for ugly justice. 3. Ask yourself how you might serve as a kind of divine intervention in the lives of those you care about— and then carry out those divine interventions.
PISCES
(Feb. 19-March 20): In describing her process, Piscean sculptor Anne Truitt wrote, “The most demanding part of living a lifetime as an artist is the strict discipline of forcing oneself to work steadfastly along the nerve of one’s own most intimate sensitivity.” I propose that many Pisceans, both artists and nonartists, can thrive from living like that. The coming weeks will be an excellent time to give yourself to such an approach with eagerness and devotion. I urge you to think hard and feel deeply as you ruminate on the question of how to work steadfastly along the nerve of your own most intimate sensitivity. ∆
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