New Times, April 6, 2023

PETER JOHNSON

Editor’s note

Mindbody ex-CEO and founder

Rick Stollmeyer and the capital investment company that purchased his tech firm in 2019, Vista Equity Partners, recently lost a lawsuit filed against them by ex-stockholders. In a March ruling on the case, a judge stated that the two colluded to devalue the stock price, resulting in a quick sale. In the process, the judge wrote, Stollmeyer kept his board and stockholders in the dark about his contact with Vista. Assistant Editor Peter Johnson writes about the ruling, which awarded plaintiffs almost $48 million [8]

This week, you can also read about the SLO County Board of Supervisors’ recent decision on campaign finance rules [4], the upcoming San Luis Obispo High School Film Festival [20], and Schoolyard Burgers & Brew in SLO [26]

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SLO County lowers campaign contribution cap to $5,500 per donor

Future candidates for elected office in San Luis Obispo County will have new restrictions to follow when it comes to high-dollar campaign contributions.

The SLO County Board of Supervisors voted 3-2 on April 4 to repeal a $25,000 cap it set for how much a single individual or entity could contribute to a candidate—opting instead to use a state limit of $5,500 per contributor.

Fourth District Supervisor Jimmy Paulding spearheaded the local ordinance repeal after he took office in January. On April 4, he called the move “one thing we can do to reduce the influence, or potential influence,” of money in local politics.

“I think we need to strive to get big money out of politics and reduce special interest influence. We have a unique opportunity to do that right now,” Paulding said.

The Board of Supervisors adopted the $25,000 donation cap in late 2020 to preempt a new state law from imposing a lower cap. The limit was one of the highest adopted by any county in the state.

At the time, 1st District Supervisor John Peschong and 5th District Supervisor Debbie Arnold argued that county candidates needed the ability to compete with independent expenditures,

which are exempt from the limits due to Citizens United v. Federal Elections Commission

Peschong and Arnold made the same arguments on April 4 in speaking against the repeal. They warned that lowering the local contribution limit would invite more “dark money” into independent expenditure campaigns, which can activate for or against a candidate with unlimited spending.

“If we are going to have a $5,500 limit, there’s going to be even more dark money brought into the community. They’re set up by unions, they’re set up by local folks, they’re set up by businesses, but that’s what will happen,” Peschong said.

Though Paulding and 2nd District Supervisor Bruce Gibson shared the concern about an influx of independent expenditures—Paulding called Citizens United “one of the worst and most influential decisions of our Supreme Court”—they said that the county should focus on doing what it can to reduce the amount of money flowing into local candidates.

“The question is, are we going to deal with what we do have influence on, or not?” Gibson said. “I think we do have to step up and make a statement, take control by relinquishing control, ironically, and reverting to the state cap. This is not going to solve

the influence of money in campaigns unilaterally.”

Gibson added that hundreds of local residents voiced their opposition to the $25,000 cap when it was adopted in 2020.

Ed Cabrera, vice president of the League of Women Voters of SLO County, underscored that point in a public comment that supported the repeal.

“Voters in SLO County recognize the corrosive influence large money contributions have on our democracy and want clear limits on what individuals, corporations, and PACs can contribute,” Cabrera said. “Large contributions … distort our political process and undermine fair representation. They contribute to public mistrust of government institutions and voter apathy.”

The county’s repeal won’t just affect the campaign contribution limits, but also shift regulatory powers from the SLO County District Attorney’s Office to the California Fair Political Practices Commission, a state agency.

“It does remove enforcement from our notably partisan DA, and I think that is incredibly important,” Gibson said.

In its time on the county books, only a handful of campaign contributions reached the former $25,000 limit. Many more exceeded the newly adopted $5,500 threshold.

In 2022, Gibson and his election challenger, Bruce Jones, both accepted near-maximum donations from the Democrats of SLO Club and the SLO County Cattlemen’s PAC, respectively.

During his unsuccessful run for supervisor in 2018—prior to the county or state imposing any contribution limits—Paulding received a $40,000 donation from the Holland family, which came in the wake of Andrew Holland’s highprofile death in county jail.

Third District Supervisor Dawn Ortiz-Legg, while voting for the repeal, expressed pessimism that it will succeed at keep big money out of politics.

“Money in politics is what makes people get elected,” Ortiz-Legg said. “So, it’s naïve and I think it’s also completely shortsighted in thinking that somehow bringing this down to $5,500 is going to take money out of politics. … I just think that there’s a lot of wishful thinking in some ways here.” ∆

—Peter Johnson

Pismo Beach enters desal study, focus still on Central Coast Blue

Pismo Beach joined a local desalination feasibility study, completing the San Luis Obispo County-wide bandwagon to identify long-term water supply sources.

The last to participate, the Pismo Beach City Council agreed on April 4 to support county efforts

in the face of exiting two historic droughts and an uncharacteristically wet winter season, the flood control and water conservation district naming water resiliency as a high priority, and the Central Coast Blue project nearing realization.

A SLO County-based desalinated water project is one of the many options that could be available to Pismo Beach to buttress against drought-induced water shortages. Other sources include connecting

to Diablo Canyon’s desalination plant, raising the Lake Lopez dam spillway, and buying more water from the state.

But city spokesperson Jorge Garcia told New Times that Pismo Beach has a favorite, which contributed to its late desalination study entry.

“The city looks at Central Coast Blue as the most viable option,” he said. “We want to make

SETTING NEW LIMITS The SLO County Board of Supervisors voted 3-2 on April 4 to lower the maximum donation allowed by any individual or entity to a county candidate from $25,000, to a state-regulated limit of $5,500.

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sure we have a reliable water source to draw from in 2026.”

With Pismo Beach as the lead agency, Central Coast Blue is a cost-sharing agreement split with Grover Beach and Arroyo Grande. The project aims to protect the Santa Maria Valley Groundwater Basin from seawater intrusion and drought by injecting it with treated wastewater. Central Coast Blue is expected to produce water by late 2026.

The SLO County desalination study, on the other hand, anticipates completion by 2041. It now involves 16 agencies, including every city and community services district in the county, Golden State Water Company, and Santa Barbara County.

“Relying on water sourced from precipitation from outside [SLO] County is challenging due to the county’s relative geographic isolation, energy, right-of-way requirements, and fluctuating supply year to year,” the county’s desalination plan website states. “A new drought-proof, local water supply will be necessary to sustain the population long-term, and with the county’s 90-mile coastline, desalination is a realistic goal.”

The desalination project is divided into five phases. The county will cover expenses for the first two stages, which involve nailing down a resolution of agreement among participating agencies and developing the plan.

At the Pismo Beach City Council meeting on April 4, Mayor Pro Tem Mary Ann Reiss wondered about potential pushback from the California Coastal Commission regarding the desalination project. City Public Works Director Ben Fine mentioned precedent in the form of the Coastal Commission’s recent approval of the Doheny Desalination Project in Dana Point.

“That’s positive but it is a challenge, as well as cost, [which is] why we didn’t pursue desalination and why we went with Central Coast Blue,” Fine told Reiss.

City Council members were also apprehensive about entering the third phase of the proposed plan—the period in 2029 when the agencies discuss the cost allocation for each. But joining the study comes with the choice to opt out later at any time. Pismo Beach’s participation also hinged on a deadline. Refusing to join the study would lock the city out of the desalination project forever.

“If we don’t approve this resolution, we’ll never have a seat at the table,” Mayor Ed Waage said. “With all the changes going on with water these days, I think it’s prudent to sign on and see what happens.”

—Bulbul Rajagopal

Woods Humane Society sees spike in puppy population

Woods Humane Society is reeling from a baby boom of a different kind.

“It’s really drastic,” Communications Manager Jamie Relth said. “We’ve almost taken in [as many] puppies in the first quarter of the year as we do over the entire year.”

Data from Woods Humane show that it brought in 107 puppies from January to midMarch this year. It’s triple the number from the same time period in 2022. As of April 3, Woods Humane had received six more puppies.

Most of them are transported to the private nonprofit from other shelters facing

an influx of stray or surrendered puppies or mother dogs nursing multiple litters. Relth told New Times that Woods Humane works with San Luis Obispo County Animal Services and a network of overcrowded shelters throughout California.

“We transport as many as we can from these impacted shelters, many of which are in the Central Valley, to alleviate the overcrowding and to save adoptable pets from the risk of euthanasia due to lack of space,” she said.

But the rise in homeless puppies isn’t a problem unique to Woods Humane or even California. It’s a national observation as a result of a pandemic-induced “trickle-down effect”, according to Relth. Shelters saw increased pet adoption rates after COVID-19 slammed the world in 2020. But health guidelines and social distancing prevented widespread community access to spay and neuter programs and prompted veterinary services to “fix” fewer pets each day.

Emily L’Heureux, Woods Humane’s interim CEO, announced in a press release that potential increases in puppy-breeding programs during the pandemic may have contributed to the ballooning count.

“A couple of years ago, it was nearly impossible to adopt puppies because the demand was so high,” L’Heureux wrote in the statement. “As people return to working in the office and as the costs of animal care are rising in the current economy, the tide is turning and now the number of requests for owner surrenders or shelter transports of nursing mothers and puppies has gone up markedly.”

More puppies also equal higher expenses for Woods Humane. It’s presently budgeted for 3,000 animals, including 130 puppies, for the year at an average cost of almost $407 per animal.

With kitten season poised to return in the spring coupled with the nationwide shortage of veterinarians, the nonprofit is scrambling to acquire increased funding for medical care to adapt to its growing population. Woods Humane is also looking for more foster services.

While the shelter is doing fine with space now, Relth said making room for animals is

“like a puzzle.” Often, puppies (classified as 5 months old or younger) are too young for spay and neuter surgeries. They need somewhere to stay and grow until they’re of age. Currently, Woods Humane has 31 puppies in foster care, and it’s anticipating their on-site return in a few months.

“We also recently cared for puppies who came to us with parvovirus, which is a very deadly and contagious disease for puppies,” Relth said. “With the help of urgent veterinary care and foster support, the puppies survived and were adopted.”

As a private nonprofit, Woods Humane receives its funding from community donations and year-round grant applications. Most recently, it applied for the one awarded by the California Animal Welfare Funders Collaborative.

“Any donations can really help change the life of an animal; $406.98 per animal might be too steep for some but even $10 or $15 can really help us feed and buy toys for them,” Relth said.

—Bulbul Rajagopal

SLO and Paso Robles to participate in second round of national opioid settlements

San Luis Obispo County agreed to enter a nationally negotiated litigation settlement to receive funds to combat the ever-present opioid epidemic—and local cities are now deciding whether they want to sign on.

On April 4, the SLO and Paso Robles city councils voted to participate in the proposed settlement with pharmaceutical companies. It’s expected to bring more than $1 million and $500,000, respectively, to the cities, an estimate based on a $1.8 billion allocation to the state of California.

The settlement funds, which will be disbursed directly to SLO County, are the second round of national opioid litigation payouts agreed to by local cities in recent years.

“While the city elected to participate in the prior agreements to ensure that funding was received locally (as did most local jurisdictions in the state), the city did not receive its allocated share of funds directly,” Mark Amberg, a temporary assistant SLO city attorney, wrote in an email to New Times.

In November 2018, SLO County joined a national lawsuit against the opioid manufacturers, distributors, and pharmacies. The county subsequently signed onto the first round of national settlements in January 2022.

An executive summary of that first settlement states that the distributors involved will have to pay $21 billion over 18 years, with the pharmaceutical company Johnson & Johnson having to pay an additional $9 billion. About $16.5 million was earmarked for SLO County in that

settlement, according to past New Times reporting.

This second round of settlements will mainly be targeting the big three pharmaceutical distributors CVS, Walgreens, and Walmart, along with manufacturers Allergan and Teva.

“The claims that were brought by the county were based on several calls of action, but one of the primary ones was the nuisance and the harm caused to the county as an organization,” Deputy SLO County Counsel Brian Stack told New Times. “The additional expenditures that had to be spent on personnel costs because of opioid use disorder—those were the nature of the claims that we were bringing on behalf of individual parties.”

Stack added that the settlement agreement has approved remediation uses that the county is required to abide by.

“It’s intended to remediate overdoses, provide treatments to those suffering from opioid use disorder, … maybe diversion from the criminal justice system for those suffering from opioid use disorder—things of that nature.” Stack said. “There are existing programs that have been underway for a decade or more, along the lines of like a syringe exchange program, Narcan-related treatments, things like that. One of the goals of the settlement is to add to existing efforts.”

Stack said he hoped that the settlement funds will allow the county to pursue more long-term programs, as opposed to grantfunded programs that have more timelimited horizons.

San Luis Obispo Bangers, an organization dedicated to the prevention of drug overdoses and the support of those suffering from substance dependence, told New Times that it hasn’t been contacted by county or city officials or offered settlement money thus far.

“As far as the overdose crisis goes, it’s been rough. It’s been very traumatic for our participants because we’ve lost so many people,” said Lois Petty, program manager at SLO Bangers. “It’s because of failed drug policies that they’re having to deal with this, which is depressing because it could be changed.”

Petty said that she would like it if SLO Bangers were contacted by city officials regarding the settlement money.

“It would be really nice if we were invited to the table on some of the discussions in this county,” Petty said, “because we’re the ones saving lives and we’re an important program in the county. Harm reduction should be regarded as something very, very important.”

—Thomas Rodda

SLO County to apply for grant to address Paso’s Salinas Riverbed encampment

The Salinas River in Paso Robles has a nagging problem: The homeless population that has lived in the river for years has produced waste that continues to increase.

Despite the best efforts of the city to keep the river clean, officials with the city and SLO County are concerned that it’s no longer an issue that can be solved solely with river cleanups.

“You just can’t have people forgotten about living in the riverbed producing waste like that,” SLO County’s Joe Dzvonik told New Times. “It’s a public safety issue, it’s an environmental issue, and above all else, it’s a humanitarian issue,”

Dzvonik, division manager of the county’s

PUPS GALORE Primarily through transfers from overpopulated shelters across California, Woods Humane Society took in 107 puppies this January to mid-March alone. It’s triple the amount from the same time last year.

Homeless Services Department, and others believe a new state grant could help address the issue.

On April 4, the Paso Robles City Council unanimously voted to authorize a letter of support for the county’s grant application and set the path for planning out a program that could make use of the potential grant funds, which, if awarded, would be at the county’s disposal until 2026.

The $6.5 million would be used to create a campus of 20 transitional-living houses designed similarly to the Cabins For Change Program that Grover Beach implemented last December. People from the Salinas River encampment would be screened by social workers and spend up to 90 days in the temporary housing and get access to behavioral health and job assistance programs.

Paso Community Services Department Director Angelica Fortin told New Times that by using a similar program to the one in Grover Beach, she hopes Paso Robles will be able to foster a healing environment.

“By giving them access to behavioral health and homes, they can ideally build up to more permanent housing and life outside of the encampment,” Fortin said.

While the grant funds would be limited to building and running the campus, Fortin said that the Salinas River’s ecosystem would benefit indirectly, as removing people from the encampment would also mean less overall waste in the riverbed.

“The riverbed is home to a variety of endangered species so it makes them an indirect beneficiary of this grant when we use these funds to help remove the source of waste,” she said.

Removing waste could also lower the potential for wildfires, according to the Paso Robles Fire Department. Deputy Chief Randy Harris said that with the recent winter storms and subsequent floods, large amounts of debris and waste have piled up at the head of the river, making it a prime source of fuel for any stray fires that may start up at the encampment.

“The thing we want to ensure is that those fuel piles don’t become the start of fires that could really do some damage—not just to the embankment—but to the overall community,” he said.

Dzvonik said that Paso city staff’s dedication to the overall community is what makes him feel confident that funding from the grant would be able to give many living in the riverbed an opportunity to live healthier, more stable lives and in turn, improve their overall health and the stability of the city.

“It’s a matter of giving these people an opportunity to grow and move past their habits—or in some cases helping those who are one paycheck away from being able to move into more permanent housing,” he said. “Whatever we can do to get them back on their feet and try to fight this homelessness crisis head-on.” ∆

—Adrian Rosas

Spring Into a New You!

Shareholders shorted

Mindbody ex-CEO

‘corrupted’ company’s sale to Vista, owes damages, court says

Mindbody founder and ex-CEO Rick Stollmeyer is on the hook for up to $48 million in damages after a Delaware judge recently ruled that he “greased the wheels” for Vista Equity Partners to acquire the San Luis Obispo tech company for $1.9 billion in 2019.

Stollmeyer and Vista were on trial last year as part of a lawsuit filed by a class of exMindbody shareholders, who alleged that the two colluded behind closed doors to ensure Vista would be the buyer. The “corrupted” process deflated Mindbody’s sale price—at stockowners’ expense, the suit claimed.

In a ruling released to the public on March 15, Delaware Court of Chancery Chancellor Kathaleen St. Jude McCormick sided with the shareholders, finding Stollmeyer and Vista jointly liable for damages of $1 per share. About 48 million shares were outstanding at the time of the sale, according to records.

“Plaintiffs proved that Stollmeyer created advantages for Vista in the sale process,” McCormick wrote in a 120-page ruling.

“The record is riddled with instances when Stollmeyer tilted the playing field in Vista’s favor.”

While Vista was willing to pay at least $37.50 per share for Mindbody, the deal closed at $36.50 per share thanks to Stollmeyer’s meddling, she said.

“Without Stollmeyer’s help, Vista would not have gotten the company for $36.50 per share,” McCormick wrote.

Stollmeyer had a personal incentive to sell speedily to Vista, McCormick wrote, and he gave the private equity firm—which specializes in speedy deals—numerous advantages that allowed it to “sprint” toward making an offer ahead of the competition.

“Stollmeyer quickly came to believe that selling to Vista gave him the unique opportunity to both gain liquidity and remain as CEO,” McCormick wrote. ‘“He did not strive in good faith to pursue the best transaction reasonably available. He instead pursued a fast sale to Vista to further his personal interests.”

Compounding Stollmeyer’s transgressions, McCormick wrote, was his failure to disclose his engagements with Vista, leaving most Mindbody board members and shareholders “in the dark” as they embarked on what they thought was a fair sale process.

“Stollmeyer’s actions deprived the board of the information needed to employ a reasonable decision-making process,” McCormick said.

In a statement to New Times about the ruling, Stollmeyer, who’s currently the CEO of his son’s Paso Robles-based drone company, Inspired Flight Technology, wrote: “I disagree and am disappointed with the court’s opinion. However, as the litigation is still ongoing and we are exploring all options, I have no further comment at this time.”

Attorneys for the plaintiffs—who were anchored by Luxor Capital Partners, Mindbody’s second largest block of shareholders—expressed thanks to the court.

“We intend to continue to press for the

maximum possible recovery for the class, including by defending an appeal if one is taken,” the plaintiffs’ counsel told New Times in a statement.

‘Vista-smitten Stollmeyer’

According to McCormick’s ruling, by 2018, Stollmeyer knew he wanted to sell the software company that he’d founded in 2000 and taken public in 2015.

One reason, she said, is he needed cash. Despite having grown Mindbody to “over $1 billion in market capitalization, … Stollmeyer had never experienced a big liquidity event.”

“Stollmeyer had grown frustrated with his inability to monetize his holdings of Mindbody stock, fearful of the volatility and fickleness of the public markets, and uncertain about his ability to lead Mindbody through its next stage of its growth,” McCormick wrote.

Meanwhile, Stollmeyer had significant personal financial commitments to look after, including investments in family businesses and a $3 million pledge to “a local college.”

“A sale of the company would solve his problems, and Stollmeyer decided it was a good time to sell,” McCormick wrote.

Mindbody’s voting power, Stollmeyer knew that the company’s largest shareholder, Institutional Venture Partners (IVP), was also interested in a near-term sale. Both would see their voting powers diminish come 2021.

Last year, the class action plaintiffs agreed to a $27 million settlement with IVP and its affiliates over its role in the Vista deal.

As Stollmeyer laid the groundwork for Vista to make a quick and firm offer for the company in 2018, he simultaneously slowrolled the sale process with the Mindbody board of directors, according to McCormick.

“Stollmeyer did not adequately involve the board or erect, much less adhere, to speed bumps to ensure a value-maximizing process,” McCormick wrote. “Rather Vistasmitten Stollmeyer effectively greased the wheels for Vista by stalling the board process.”

Once the sale process got moving, she said, Stollmeyer tipped Vista off at each juncture and Vista knew his target price for Mindbody. By the time that the Mindbody board began contacting bidders, “Vista was poised to pounce” with an offer.

Act

Stollmeyer fell “in love” with Vista Equity Partners, according to the ruling, after attending a summit in August 2018 convening the ex-CEOs of public companies that Vista acquired. Calling it a “mind blowing” experience, Stollmeyer soon gave Vista indications that he was interested in selling Mindbody.

“At the summit, Vista made presentations advertising the immense wealth that [ex-CEOs] had achieved by selling to and working for Vista,” McCormick wrote. “After the Vista conference, Stollmeyer’s focus seemed to shift. He was no longer interested in just any sale of the company. He wanted to sell to Vista. And Stollmeyer let Vista know what he wanted.”

From there, McCormick detailed a cascade of events and evidence that showed Stollmeyer’s “laser focus” on Vista.

Although he had just 20 percent of

In addition to the collusion, McCormick also gave credence to allegations that Stollmeyer intentionally tried to depress Mindbody’s stock price in late 2018 to make the $1.9 billion deal look more attractive, and that the company did not disclose strong fourth quarter numbers for the same reason.

And as the sale to Vista wrapped up, both Stollmeyer and Vista failed to disclose the full extent of their dealings and communications as they were required—breaches that made them jointly liable for the $1 per share in damages, plus 5 percent compounding interest per month.

“Vista knew about its own interactions, and it was evident that Stollmeyer was not disclosing them,” McCormick ruled. “Vista knowingly participated in the breach by not speaking up.”

McCormick noted that “it makes no difference” whether Stollmeyer or Vista pay the approximately $48 million in damages. Δ Assistant Editor Peter Johnson can be reached at pjohnson@newtimesslo.com.

SKETCHY SALE San Luis Obispo software company Mindbody’s sale to Vista Equity Partners in 2019 came under scrutiny by ex-shareholders. A Delaware judge recently ruled that founder Rick Stollmeyer breached his fiduciary duties by colluding with Vista on the deal.

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Washed out

Los Padres National Forest would have to spend $180 million to repair everything that was damaged in this winter’s storms.

“That is an estimate of what it would cost to put everything back the way it was. Truth be told, we’re probably not going to be able to get that funding,” forest spokesperson Andrew Madsen said. “This is probably a good opportunity for the forest service to look at decommissioning some campgrounds and roads that have long been in disrepair.”

After the January storms dropped up to 12 inches of rain in 24 hours in some areas of the Central Coast, Los Padres issued a 60-day shutdown order in four of its five ranger districts. In March, the forest issued an updated closure order, reopening access to trails, campgrounds, and roads where it could while keeping a long list of closures in place for safety reasons, Madsen said. He expects that Los Padres will issue an updated order before the end of April.

“The challenges are mighty,” Madsen said. “It’s all dependent on when areas are getting cleaned up.”

Cerro Alto Campground off Highway 46, for instance, had run-off careen into the campground, carrying picnic tables with it and washing out a footbridge. However, Los Padres was able to re-open some of the campground, which now has sites available for reservation on recreation.gov.

But several developed campgrounds across the forest such as Kirk Creek, Davy Brown, and Hi Mountain remain closed, as do many roads such as Hi Mountain and NacimientoFerguson, off-highway vehicle trails such as La Panza and Rock Front, and trails like the Pine Ridge Trail in Big Sur. A full list is available at fs.usda.gov/lpnf.

Madsen added that the U.S. Forest Service aims to prioritize reopening roads that private property owners rely on to get to their homes, properties, and businesses. Second on the list are roads that have long provided access for fire equipment, and third are roads that provide general recreation access.

Colson Canyon Road outside of Santa Maria has been closed since a “tidal wave” of water wiped it out entirely, after the area received 10 inches of rain in one day during January, Paul Antolini said.

“There’s 30-feet sheer walls where the road used to be,” Antolini said. “It’s going to take quite a bit of time and quite a bit of expenses [to repair it], but for me that represents my access.”

Antolini owns and operates G. Antolini and Son, a stone quarry mining operation that’s been selling wholesale stones to building material dealers since 1953. The Jan. 9 storms shut his business down “right then and there,” he said.

“As a small business person, the thing that keeps me up at night is I hope I can stay solvent. With no income coming in, it’s tough to be honest,” Antolini said.

Although the federal agency has made some progress, with most residents in the lower parts of the canyon able to access their

homes, Antolini’s mining operation is farther up the canyon, and he can only access his business by foot.

“Damage is great all over the forest and I know [the Forest Service] has a lot on their plate, but from my personal situation, I’m trying to stay solvent business-wise and my employees would like to have their livelihoods back,” he said. “The sooner that road can get put back for me the better.”

Madsen said that Colson Canyon Road was “completely obliterated” and would take two or more years to repair and cost millions of dollars. But those repairs depend on funding.

President Joe Biden’s federal emergency disaster declaration will help free up some funds, with the bulk of the forest service’s road funding repairs stream coming from the Federal Highways Administration’s Emergency Relief for Federally Owned Roads to repair forest roadways, Madsen said.

Nacimiento-Ferguson Road has been closed since the Dolan Fire started in late 2020 and the winter storms that followed washed away whole sections of the road— damage that was exacerbated this winter. Madsen said the road has been allocated Federal Highways Administration funds and work has started on both the road and the dozens of recreation sites along it.

“It’s going to take a lot of time to get that work done and get that road reopened,” Madsen said.

Trails are a whole different matter, Madsen said. Those are maintained by some forest service staff and many nonprofits like the Los Padres Forest Association (LPFA), which can apply for grant funding and take trail crews out to do maintenance.

LPFA’s Executive Director Bryan Conant said that he and his trail teams got involved with storm recovery shortly after the January flooding and have assessed more than 206 miles of trails in Santa Barbara, Ventura, and parts of San Luis Obispo counties for any obstruction to trails like fallen trees, chaparral overgrowth, or debris. Crews usually take photos of the damage, flag the GPS coordinates to send back to the Forest Service, and mark the trails with little plastic flags or stacks of rocks (cairns) to help future hikers find the adjusted path.

“Normally a downed tree is a big deal, a normal survey of 10 downed trees was a big deal,” he said. “Now, we’re dealing with mudslide sections where there used to be a

ramp that led into a creek crossing and now it’s a 6-foot drop.”

Trail maintenance teams and volunteers flagged significant trail damage every 50 yards on average, with one crew in the Santa Ynez Valley area reporting 700 photos of trail damage, Conant said.

The storm’s impact forced the association to revise its whole work program from updating some of the forest’s backcountry trails to try and get the more popular trails back in shape and work out from there, he said.

“We’re having to start over again,” Conant said. “We’ve been working really hard over the last five to 10 years to get these trails in shape, and we have to start over again. We’re kind of going backwards, but it’s OK. It’s what you have to do.”

While some trails have reopened, Madsen said that the Forest Service has been experimenting for a while on how to put up closure signs that can’t be ripped down. People often shoot at the signs, tear them down, and throw them in the bushes.

He said that if that’s the case, and a Forest Service ranger runs into trail users who may not know a trail is closed, they’re probably going to be guided out of the area.

“As long as they’re understanding and they don’t put up too much of a fuss,” Madsen said, adding that rangers will cite people who try to challenge the closure or get confrontational.

“We don’t want to be out there citing people,” Madsen said. “We want to get it open as soon as we can. We just want to make sure it’s safe before we do so.” ∆

Reach Staff Writer Taylor O’Connor from New Times sister paper, the Sun, at toconnor@santamariasun.com. Editor Camillia Lanham contributed to the story.

The U.S. Forest Service works to repair Los Padres National Forest trails and roads after significant storm damages

REPAIRS A Los Padres Forest Association maintenance crew conducts assessments on the Upper Cold Springs trail.

PHOTO COURTESY OF THE LOS PADRES FOREST

ALLAN, MARK GREGORY, 55, of Lompoc passed away 3/14/2023 arrangements with Dudley-Hoffman Mortuary, Crematory & Memory Gardens

BAILEY, ALVIN EARL, 91, of Atascadero passed away 3/27/2023 arrangements with Chapel of the Roses

BURGESS, ROBERT MARSHALL, 83, of Paso Robles passed away 3/30/2023 arrangements with Chapel of the Roses

CAPELL, VALERIA, 102, of Lompoc passed away 1/17/2023 arrangements with StarbuckLind Mortuary & Crematory

CAPPER, CHARLES WAYNE, 100, of Atascadero passed away 3/06/2023 arrangements with Chapel of the Roses

CLARK, JERRY, 73, of Santa Maria passed away 3/30/2023 arrangements with Magner- Maloney Funeral Home & Crematory

DODD, DAVID LIONEL, 86, of Santa Maria passed away 3/26/2023 arrangements with Chapel of the Roses

FERNANDEZ, BRENDA JEAN, 57, of Atascadero passed away 3/25/2023 arrangements with Chapel of the Roses

FORTIER, FRANK HUGH JR, 81, of Santa Maria passed away 3/29/2023 arrangements with Dudley-Hoffman Mortuary, Crematory & Memory Gardens

FROELICHER, JAN MARLENE, 66, of Atascadero passed away 4/2/2023 arrangements with Chapel of the Roses

GREEN, EVELYN OLLIE, 95, of Arroyo Grande passed away 3/26/2023 arrangements with Marshall-Spoo Sunset Funeral Chapel

JANSSEN, EUGENE S., 89, of San Luis Obispo passed away 2/25/2023 arrangements with Reis Family Mortuary & Crematory

LEAL, RAFAEL MARRAQUIN, 82, of Santa Maria passed away 3/30/2023 arrangements with Dudley-Hoffman Mortuary, Crematory & Memory Gardens

MARKS, MARILYN GRACE, 93, of Lompoc passed away 3/17/2023 arrangements with Starbuck- Lind Mortuary & Crematory

MCQUEEN, DUNCAN WOODROW, 85, of Baywood -Los Osos passed away 3/04/2023 arrangements with Los Osos Valley Mortuary & Memorial Park

MILLER, BRIAN MATTHEW, 49, of Santa Maria passed away 3/26/2023 arrangements with Dudley-Hoffman Mortuary, Crematory & Memory Gardens

MISSAMORE, MARY CATHERINE, 82, of Grover Beach passed away 4/01/2023 arrangements with Marshall-Spoo Sunset Funeral Chapel

MORGAN, LADY KRISTEN GAIL, 74, of Paso Robles passed away 3/28/2023 arrangements with Chapel of the Roses

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STRAUSBURG, JEFFREY “JEFF”, 63, of Nipomo passed away 3/21/2023 arrangements with Marshall-Spoo Sunset FuneralChapel

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BY BULBUL RAJAGOPAL

Home improvement

Arroyo Grande is anticipating spring cleaning, and the community is looking forward to it.

So much so, that residents call it “We Heart AG”.

“I was hearing from a lot of people that they wanted to volunteer in some capacity but didn’t have full time to commit because they have families and careers,” said Arroyo Grande City Councilmember Kristen Barneich

Barneich founded We Heart AG in 2018 and helmed its 2019 version, too, until the pandemic hit in 2020. The city-wide event will return on April 23 for the first time since the shutdown, but under new leadership in the form of organizer Kendra Paulding

We Heart AG is a series of communitydriven city improvement tasks involving cleaning up, tree planting, and small-scale infrastructure maintenance. Interested volunteers can visit weheartag.com to sign up for activities like cleaning up the local cemetery and Arroyo Grande High School, rebuilding the perimeter fence of the community garden at Elm Street Park, and repainting a handball court. They will meet at Heritage Square Park at 8 a.m. and work until noon.

Promote!

with running two businesses and City Council duties. Paulding told New Times that despite the 10-person cap per activity, there’s always room for more.

“We can make new projects if you really want to help,” she said.

We Heart AG is sponsored by Do Good Grants. It’s the organization’s second time sponsoring the event. Community members can donate to the grant, but We Heart AG also generates funds through other ways.

“Timbre Winery in the Village is going to donate a part of their proceeds from their Tunes at Timbre event,” Paulding said. “We can purchase more supplies like plants and paints with that.”

Paulding added that We Heart AG has plans to grow, too. If the event is popular, organizers hope to expand to more South County areas in the fall like Nipomo and Oceano.

“We take a lot of pride in Arroyo Grande and we want to take the time to make our home look the best,” she said. “Many hands make light work.”

Fast facts

Barneich told New Times that she originally started the event with a team of eight people who reached out to nonprofits like the local rotary club, 5 Cities Dog Park Association, and Arroyo Grande In Bloom. She devised the activities with these groups that volunteers could sign up for. Each task aims to appoint 10 volunteers who are guided by team leaders. New organizer Paulding’s husband, 4th District Supervisor Jimmy Paulding, will lead the Arroyo Grande Creek cleanup.

“I wanted people to drive by the tree they planted or fence they set up and say, ‘Hey, I took part in that,’” Barneich said. “They can connect with different nonprofits. So later, if they realize they do have more time, they can get involved with them.”

For this year’s event, Barneich stepped aside because of time constraints that came

• The San Luis Obispo County Grand Jury is looking for members. The selection process will determine 19 grand jurors and 11 alternates for the 2023-24 fiscal year. Written applications are due on April 14. Potential candidates can download the application at slo.courts.ca.gov/general-information/juryservice/grand-jury/grand-jury-application They can also pick up physical copies from Room 224 at the SLO Superior Court Jury Services department at 1050 Monterey St. or by calling (805) 706-3611.

• Creek Lands Conservation celebrates 40 years with a ribbon cutting outside the SLO Museum of Art on April 21 at 5 p.m. An anniversary reception inside the museum afterward will commemorate its beginning— raising salmon in Avila Bay and educating the public about habitat enhancement within waterways. RSVP at my805tix.com/e/ creeklands40.

• SLO Legal Assistance Foundation received a new legal director on March 30. Following predecessor Stephanie Barclay’s exit, former Staff Attorney Kevin Green assumed the role. SLOLAF provides legal representation and assistance to vulnerable members of the community. In her public announcement, Barclay said that Green will continue to improve the organization’s civil law programs. ∆

Reach Staff Writer Bulbul Rajagopal at brajagopal@ newtimesslo.com.

RETURN TO DUST Arroyo Grande locals get ready to clean, paint, fix, and plant once more on April 23 just like they did in 2018 and 2019 before COVID-19 shut down public gatherings.

PHOTO COURTESY OF KENDRA PAULDING

Choice and real change

Central Coast Community Energy is committed to achieving 100 percent clean, renewable electricity generation

Aletter from Mr. Mark Henry in the March 30 New Times (“Community Choice Energy is a scam”) reflects genuine environmental concerns, but also some common misunderstandings about Central Coast Community Energy’s mission and strategy for achieving 100 percent clean and renewable electricity generation by 2030. This is 15 years ahead of the state’s goal. We would like the opportunity to set the record straight.

Central Coast Community Energy (3CE) shares the writer’s concern about the production of greenhouse gas emissions in the Western grid. When he states that, “Purchasing power from existing clean

Homelessness is impacting Grover Beach residents

Concerning the article written by Bulbul Rajagopal, who refers to the “vacant lot” on South 4th Street where homeless encampments already exist (“Grover Beach adopts ordinance to regulate homeless camping,” March 30): The photos and discussion by the council concerning setbacks was for the area on North 4th Street, not South 4th Street.

That area is zoned as a restricted wildlife and environmentally protected preserve. Anything other than walking on a dirt path is prohibited or needs a permit for scientific study. No camping, no fires, no disturbing the soil, no garbage or human waste deposited is allowed. Disturbing the sensitive plant life, trees, soil, etc. is punishable by a fine of up to $10,000 to local residents but doesn’t seem to apply to the homeless.

Yet, this area is now being destroyed by the “homeless,” who refuse to go to any shelter, even if there was room. These are the drug users and drug dealers who prefer that area as it is hidden from view. They have their system of surveillance that enables them to avoid being caught or arrested.

The neighborhood has been cautioned by the police not to venture into the area as it is too dangerous. We who live in this area have had property damaged, items stolen from our yards, and our mailboxes tampered with and mail stolen. Neighborhood children and adults have found spent needles in their backyards and have been intimidated and threatened by the homeless. We have seen smoke from fires on numerous occasions. The fires could potentially spread and catch our houses on fire. We daily watch drug deals go on.

It’s obvious by the article, the reporter has no concern about the environment or the potential deaths that could occur from the illegal drug sales of fentanyl, heroin, etc. coming from this area.

It’s interesting that the state is now

energy sources does not increase clean energy capacity,” we could not agree more. That is why 3CE’s board of directors in 2020 made the decision to stop purchasing renewable energy certificates, or RECs, from existing sources like out-of-state hydro, and to focus instead on funding new renewable energy projects to bring more clean power onto the grid.

Making real environmental change— instead of just looking clean on paper—is central to 3CE’s approach to community energy. The agency has invested more than $2 billion in 19 long-term contracts for newbuild, renewable generation projects—solar, wind, storage, and geothermal. It comes to 900 MW (megawatts) of clean power and 400 MW of new renewable storage and includes the first new geothermal project in California in 30 years.

The writer is also concerned about the stability of our rates. 3CE holds the equivalent of 50 percent of our operating expenses in reserve, so that the money is

spending our tax dollars to the tune of $100,000 per “homeless” person per year. Grover Beach has spent tens of thousands in just cleanup over the last year.

For people like Barbara Shrum and Ms. Rajagopal, our neighborhood would be glad pay to transport these poor homeless individuals to your area to see how you would like living with druggies and drug dealers. I would like to invite Ms. Rajagopal to come to our area and tour the homeless encampments.

Richard Neufeld Grover Beach

Support the Dana Reserve housing development in Nipomo

As a local business owner in our community, I am deeply concerned about the lack of affordable housing options for our workforce. Many of my employees struggle to find affordable housing near our business, which not only affects their quality of life but also impacts our business’s ability to attract and retain talent.

There is a critical shortage of available and affordable housing across the Central Coast. SLO County has just “earned” second place on the list of least affordable small metro areas in the United States, coming in just behind Napa.

Providing affordable housing options for our workforce isn’t just the right thing to do; it’s also good for our local economy. When employees can live near their workplace, they spend less time commuting and more time participating in the local economy. It also allows our business to attract and retain talented employees, which is critical for our growth and success.

I recently attended an informational session about the Dana Reserve, a housing development located in Nipomo at Willow Road and Highway 101. This is a new development of more than 1,200 homes across the affordability spectrum. More than two-thirds of the housing will be accessible

there, if needed, to protect our customers from the volatility of the energy market. It’s also important to know that 3CE is a nonprofit. It is able to offer significantly low rates because its rates are based on the actual cost of service to customers. 3CE’s rates are set by local officials on the policy board in public meetings, so that customers and the community can participate and share their opinions and experiences. Members of the public should know that 3CE is their agency. The founding concept behind 3CE and other community choice energy agencies is that the people should have the opportunity to exert local control over the energy they use and have the option to choose green energy to help combat climate change.

Hopefully, these clarifications show how 3CE

and the writer of the New Times letter agree in several ways when it comes to the importance of meeting environmental goals and providing reliable, sustainable energy service at fair and competitive rates. As the SLO County Board of Supervisors’ recent decision to allow our county to join 3CE acknowledges, our quality of life and the sustainability of our communities is the shared responsibility of all of us here on the Central Coast. 3CE offers customers real choice and real environmental change. For more detailed information, go to 3cenergy.org. ∆

Jan Howell Marx is a SLO City Council member who also represents the cities of San Luis Obispo and Morro Bay on the 3CE Policy Board. Write a response for publication by sending it to letters@newtimesslo.com.

to people living and working on the Central Coast, through both deed restriction and smaller homes that are more affordable by design. The local developer of the project is donating land to People’s Self-Help Housing as well as additional fees to the county, in order to help meet our region’s need to house our workforce.

Dana Reserve will also include commercial spaces, parks, land for a future Cuesta campus, a fire station location, fiber optic internet, a nonprofit daycare center, improved circulation, infrastructure, transit stops, and equestrian trails.

Water is a top concern for everyone. The Dana Reserve not only preserves Nipomo’s water basin but provides direct relief to ratepayers who would otherwise be responsible for the enormous cost of purchasing water from Santa Maria (the result of a 2011 court ruling to solve the Nipomo basin’s overdraft).

While no single project can meet all of our community’s needs, the Dana Reserve will be a big step in the right direction for our workforce, commerce, housing, education, and water sustainability.

Adam

Verdin Five Cities

The founding concept behind 3CE and other community choice energy agencies is that the people should have the opportunity to exert local control over the energy they use and have the option to choose green energy to help combat climate change.

Join the Big Oil Resistance

If you missed the March 21 LA Times editorial “We’re cementing climate denial with every fossil fuel project,” it’s worth a read.

Some highlights:

“Global energy-related carbon emissions reached a record high last year, and another UN climate conference in Egypt last fall ended without an agreement to phase out fossil fuels.”

“We may feel powerless to stop it. But we are not without power to alter this course by making different decisions every day that, when added up, can reduce the severity of global warming we will live with for decades to come. From local government to heads of state, officials at all levels should exercise whatever authority they have to dismantle the dangerous machinery of fossil fuels and replace it quickly with clean, renewable energy.”

“In California, the permitting of new oil drilling continues unabated after petroleum companies spent $20 million to get a referendum to overturn a state law banning new wells near homes and schools.”

One week later, Gov. Gavin Newsom signed a gas price gouging law, establishing

we’re also loosening the vice grip Big Oil has had on our politics for the last 100 years. Any success we can have on a clean energy transition depends on the erosion of Big Oil’s political power.”

I have recently mentioned in this space some of the ways that Big Oil has been exercising that grip, such as the aforementioned overturning of a state law banning new wells near homes and schools, Exxon’s attempt to resurrect the oil line that caused the Refugio Beach oil spill and escape liability for any future disasters, and multiple attempts by legislators to enact laws to protect our coast from off-shore drilling, all of which have drowned in a sea of oil lobbyists.

Because Sacramento remains engulfed in that raging sea of oil money, $20 million of which bought the suspension of the law that would have kept new wells away from neighborhoods, the California Geologic Energy Management Division—CalGEM— has run amuck. Since 2019, CalGEM has approved a staggering 13,725 permits for oil and gas drilling in the state. This year, because the suspension of the law that banned new wells within 3,200 feet of neighborhoods

Gov. Newsom could do several things that would solve the problem. He could remove the oil industry’s revolving door at CalGEM (its former director issued those 13,275 permits fresh from his gig at Chevron) and instead appoint a director who is not intent on eviscerating the governor’s climate policies. He could put those neighborhood buffers into effect on his own authority while we await the November 2024 ballot referendum that Big Oil bought. And he could put a halt to the issuance of any new oil drilling permits in the state, period.

That last one is the big one. And when he takes that action, thanks to his timely price-gouging bill, the oil companies will be deprived of their inevitable next trick: hiking gas prices to $8 or $10 a gallon to show who’s in charge.

But, in fact, we are in charge. And to make that point, Last Chance Alliance—a coalition representing 900-plus community, environmental, and public health organizations worldwide—is hitting the road for a Big Oil Resistance Tour, from San Diego to Sacramento.

The Central Coast stop on the tour will be on April 30 in Santa Barbara, at the Community Environmental Council’s Earth from local climate and environmental justice conversations to dive deeper into how we can move California beyond fossil fuels once and

halting all new fossil fuel permits.

Florencia Ramirez, host of the podcast How to Eat Less Water, will present two environmental justice leaders with the Earth Day Environmental Heroes Award on the main stage. The day will conclude with a panel conversation between community and environmental justice leaders including Marcus Lopez Sr. (American Indian Airwaves), Ana Rosa Rizo-Centino (Central Coast Climate Justice Network), Alyssa Jain (Sunrise Santa Barbara), Nalleli Cobo (People Not Pozos), and Cesar Aguirre (Central California Environmental Justice Network). RSVP to the Action Network to attend. ∆

Andrew Christie is the director of the Santa Lucia Chapter of the Sierra Club. Respond with a letter to the editor emailed to letters@ newtimesslo.com.

This Week’s Online Poll

Are you glad SLO County settled the redistricting lawsuit?

53% Yes, the Patten map was terrible and needed to go.

18% I’m not following the lawsuit and don’t care.

15% No, this is a liberal power grab.

14% I’m more upset with all the taxpayer money wasted on this. 79 Votes

Mindbody—the very name suggests connection and cooperation, like a meditating yogi sitting knotted like a pretzel chanting, “Om.” Started in little ol’ San Luis Obispo, the tech business sells software to help manage wellness and fitness enterprises such as gyms, spas, and salons. Many SLOcals thought when it came to fruition in 2000, it was the beginning of a tech boom for the Central Coast, and a job at Mindbody was a prized plum.

The whole thing felt like solid gold, but it turns out its now ex-CEO Rick Stollmeyer wanted to convert his 20 percent share in the company, which he took public in 2015, into real gold and also hold onto power, and the way to do it was to skirt the other shareholders and the board of directors to orchestrate a deal to sell the company to

Vista a mountain of money on the takeover.

“Stollmeyer quickly came to believe that selling to Vista gave him the unique opportunity to both gain liquidity and remain as CEO,” McCormick wrote in her ruling. ‘“He did not strive in good faith to pursue the best transaction reasonably available. He instead pursued a fast sale to Vista to further his personal interests.”

Rick, you had a fiduciary duty to your fellow shareholders to prudently protect their interests, but instead it was all about you, dude, which is totally gross tech-bro titan-ofthe-universe bullshit. Bad, tech-bro! Bad!

The extra slimy part of the deal, McCormick wrote, was that Stollmeyer purposely kept other shareholders ignorant of the sales process, leading them to believe the deal was fair. Vista sounds positively

smitten Stollmeyer effectively greased the wheels for Vista by stalling the board process.”

So greasy! So much filthy lucre, amirite?

And speaking of filthy lucre, did you see New Times political cartoonist Russell Hodin’s image in last week’s edition concerning the gerrymandered Patten Map and a court’s decision to rescind it and force SLO County to draw a new map and pay $300,000 for legal fees to SLO County Citizens for Good Government, which brought the suit against the map? Because 1st District Supervisor John Peschong sure did. He clipped it out and waved it around at the last Board of Supervisors meeting as the board was voting on a date to repeal and

“The court did let the map go forward,

Oh boohoo! You and the former conservative majority got caught trying to rig voting districts in your favor, and now you’re butthurt about it. Whine me a river.

The new liberal majority also voted to reverse the former conservative majority’s rule to raise individual campaign donations to $25,000 down to the state’s cap of $5,500. More filthy lucre! What we need is to get money out of politics, but neither party seems to have the political will to demand publicly funded elections.

Shockingly, 3rd District Supervisor Dawn Ortiz-Legg brought up the ugly truth: “Money in politics is what makes people get elected. So, it’s naïve and I think it’s also completely shortsighted in thinking that somehow bringing this down to $5,500 is going to take money out of politics. We’re going to have more dark money in politics.” Barf. If you feel the need to shower, I get it.

Speak up!

I also suggest you head to Woods Humane Society and pick out an adorable new puppy. They have a pack of them mostly sent from other overflowing California shelters probably due to pandemic pets that didn’t get spayed or neutered due to a lack of resources or access to services. Hug it out with Fido, but clip and snip, people! Sheesh! ∆

County Citizens for Good Government. I won’t be supporting [the item] today because

The Shredder is paid in light machine oil. Grease its gears at shredder@newtimesslo.com.

Hot Dates

GIGGLY GIG

Prolific LA-based comedian and writer Cat Alvarado will host the SLOFunny Comedy Jamboree at Highwater SLO on Thursday, April 13, starting at 8 p.m. Additional performances of this group comedy showcase will be held through Sunday, April 16, at venues in Paso Robles, Grover Beach, and Morro Bay. Visit my805tix.com for venue details and tickets. To find out more about SLOFunny Comedy, visit facebook.com/slofunny.

—Caleb Wiseblood

ARTS

NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY

COASTAL WINE AND PAINT PARTY

Listen to music while enjoying an afternoon of creativity, sipping, and mingling. Event lasts up to 2 hours. The party includes a complimentary glass of wine and canvas with materials. Saturdays, 12:30-2:30 p.m. $50. 805394-5560. coastalwineandpaint.com. Harmony Cafe at the Pewter Plough, 824 Main St., Cambria.

COLLAGES AND PHOTOGRAPHS OF LOS OSOS Collages and photographs featuring Sweet Springs Nature Preserve and the Elfin Forest by Los Osos photographer Kelly Hayes are for sale online and on display at Los Osos Pop-up Gallery (1056 Los Osos Valley Road). Photo prints on metal, paper, acrylic, and greeting cards. ongoing Free. centralcoasty.com. Los Osos, Townwide, Los Osos.

COSTA GALLERY SHOWCASES Features works by Ellen Jewett as well as 20 other local artists, and artists from southern and northern California. Jewett’s work is also on display at Nautical Bean in Laguna shopping center during February. Thursdays-Saturdays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and Sundays, 12-4 p.m. 559-7999632. costagallery.com. Costa Gallery, 2087 10th St., Los Osos.

DISRUPTED REALISM DISCUSSION

WITH JOHN SEED MBAA is proud to present lecturer/author John Seed discussing his recent book Disrupted Realism , the first book to survey the works of contemporary painters who are challenging and reshaping the tradition of realism. April 10 3-5 p.m.

Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay. org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

DRAMATIC READINGS AND BOOK

EVENT Local authors Mara Purl, Anne R. Allen, Lida Sideris, and Tony Piazza will present dramatic readings of their latest works and sign copies of their books. Refreshments will be provided. April 16 1-3 p.m. Free. 800-772-2880. coalescebookstore.com. Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., Morro Bay.

FINDING THE LIGHT RECEPTION

Features internationally shown artist Liz Hampton-Derivan. Her work includes mixed media, photography, hot and cold wax, paints, and pastels to create an exhibit of unexpected and delightful imagery. Reception on March 4 , March 4, 2023, 4:30 to 6 p.m. Through April 30 cambriaarts.org. Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria.

FINE ART ACRYLIC AND DIGITAL

PAINTINGS BY STEVE DAYTON

Steve obtained Associate and BFA degrees in graphic design from Ricks College and Brigham Young University.

Steve’s paintings are either abstract or representational, and those in his Cayucos series use acrylic paints inspired by the Central Coast. Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through April 29 Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

FINE ART OIL PAINTINGS BY JEFF

ODELL For more than 30 years on the Central Coast, Odell has been painting rural/urban landscapes, seascapes, portraits, figures, interior studies, and “anything that will sit long enough to serve as a subject.” Gallery open daily. Mondays, Wednesdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-

5 p.m. through April 29 Free. 805-7721068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

FOREVER STOKED PAINT PARTY Join us at the gallery, for a few hours to travel on a creative paint journey. You will receive as much or as little instruction as you prefer. No artistic experience is necessary. Saturdays, 7-9 p.m. $45. 805772-9095. Forever Stoked, 1164 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay.

GALLERY AT MARINA SQUARE:

OPENING RECEPTION FOR JEFF ODELL, STEVE DAYTON, AND JANE SIRAGUSA Come meet the artists, have a snack, and bring some beautiful art home. April 8 , 3-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

MAKE CRISP AND CLEAR PHOTOS OF YOUR ART During this free demonstration with Patricia Newton, you will learn cropping, rendering images in dpi300, jpeg, and other versions, how to compensate for shadows and color contrast from photos to painting, and how to select what will make a good painting from photos. April 10, 3-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay. org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

METAL ART BY TRUDI GILLIAM Gilliam creates her sculptures using copper, brass, nickel/silver, and found objects. This new series of whales and birds uses copper and sea glass. ongoing 805-772-9955. Seven Sisters Gallery, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 8, Morro Bay, sevensistersgalleryca.com.

MOSAIC TRIVET WORKSHOP During this workshop, you will learn how to

New Times and the Sun now share their community listings for a complete Central Coast calendar running from SLO County through northern Santa Barbara County. Submit events online by logging in with your Google, Facebook, or Twitter account at newtimesslo.com. You may also email calendar@newtimesslo. com. Deadline is one week before the issue date on Thursdays. Submissions are subject to editing and approval. Contact Calendar Editor Caleb Wiseblood directly at cwiseblood@newtimesslo.com.

design and create a mosaic trivet. You will learn how to select materials, lay out a pleasing pattern, and adhere the tiles to the trivet base. You will learn how to properly grout and seal your project. ongoing, 1-4 p.m. $60. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org/index.php/ workshops/. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

SECOND SATURDAYS Come by and see the Featured Artists Shows, find gifts for your loved ones, surprises for yourself, and meet the artists featured in the incredible gallery. Second Saturday of every month, 5-7 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

SLOFUNNY COMEDY JAMBOREE: MORRO BAY EAGLES CLUB The multi-day SLOFunny Comedy Jamboree comes to a close. Hosted by SLOFunny favorite Cat Alvarado, with special guest Trent Babb. Featuring Camilla Cleese and headliner Dave Burleigh (Cal Poly alumnus). April 16 6-7:30 p.m. $25. 805534-3129. facebook.com/slofunny. Morro Bay Eagles Club, 2988 Main St, Morro Bay.

STUDIES UNDER GLASS: SMALL WORKS IN WATERCOLOR BY KATY SMITH Katy Smith is a plein air landscape artist specializing in paintings of locations on the Central Coast of California. In her personal series, “Studies

Under Glass,” Katy has created intimate impressionistic paintings that take the audience on a journey throughout the Central Coast. Thursdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. through April 30 Free. 559799-9632. Costa Gallery, 2087 10th St., Los Osos.

WIRE-WRAPPING JEWELRY CLASS

Twist, link, and bend precious metal wire and semi-precious gemstone beads to

create a stunning, gold-filled or sterling silver necklace or bracelet. Use your new skills to create on-trend permanent jewelry. Reserve space online. April 16 2-4 p.m. $115. 805-935-9046. sea-ngreen.com. Sea + Green, 2380 Main St., unit F, Cambria.

NORTH SLO COUNTY

BRUCE MUNRO: LIGHT AT SENSORIO

Sensorio, the Central California location dedicated to the intersection of art, technology, and nature, continues to welcome crowds to its stunning multiacre outdoor exhibit, Bruce Munro: Light at Sensorio. Thursdays-Saturdays, 7-10 p.m. through April 29 $22-$112. 805-2264287. sensoriopaso.com. Sensorio, 4380 Highway 46 East, Paso Robles.

CAMP AND PAINT AT SUN OUTDOORS

PASO ROBLES Please join Art Social 805 at Sun Outdoors Paso Robles where you will paint the featured image, while enjoying snack and drinks of your own choosing. BYOB. April 8 , 5-7 p.m. $40. 805-242-4700. artsocial805.com. Sun Outdoors Paso Robles, 3800 Golden Hill Road, Paso Robles.

DEPRISE BRESCIA ART GALLERY: OPEN DAILY Features a large selection of encaustic art, sculpted paintings, art installations, acrylic palette knife paintings, digital art, glass, jewelry, stones, fossils, and a butterfly sculpture garden. ongoing DepriseBrescia.com. Deprise Brescia Art Gallery, 829 10th St., Paso Robles, 310-621-7543.

THE EYE OF THE NEXT GENERATION

All artists were encouraged to showcase their skills in the following categories: landscape, floral, animal, portrait, city/ urban, and still life. This exhibition was brought together thanks to a donation from The Jeanette Bertea Hennings Foundation in honor of Lonnie Hood. Through April 30 Free. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.

PASO ROBLES: ART IN THE PARK

Described as the largest fine art show San Luis Obispo County, with more than 140 artists from four different states. April 15 , 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and April 16 10

a.m.-4 p.m. Downtown City Park, 11th and Spring St., Paso Robles.

SLOFUNNY COMEDY JAMBOREE:

PASO ROBLES The SLOFunny Comedy Jamboree is a monthly comedy show that brings the finest headliners and talented local comedians together. This event is hosted by Cat Alvarado. Featuring Camilla Cleese and headliner Dave Burleigh. April 14 8-9:30 p.m. $25. 805-534-3129. toothandnailwinery.com. Tooth and Nail Winery, 3090 Anderson Rd., Paso Robles.

YOUTH PAINTING Please have your children join ArtSocial805 at the Templeton Rec Center for a youth painting experience. They will paint the featured image while adults can grab a quick bite and beverage from 15 Degrees C. A portion of the proceeds is donated to Art 4 Kids. April 6 , 4:30-6 p.m. $40. 805434-4909. artsocial805.com. Templeton Recreation Center, 599 S. Main Street, Templeton.

SAN LUIS OBISPO

40TH ANNIVERSARY SLO POETRY

FESTIVAL Language of the Soul returns with the San Luis Obispo Poetry Festival, with featured readers Ginger Hendrix, George Burns, and Meliza Banales. Open reading follows. Hosted by Kevin Patrick Sullivan. April 15 1-3 p.m. Free. 805-9033595. GALA Pride and Diversity Center, 1060 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo.

40TH ANNIVERSARY SLO POETRY

FESTIVAL: SLO POETS LAUREATE

READING Featuring the current SLO Poet Laureate Kevin Clark, Poet Laureate emeritus Jeanie Greensfelder, and Benjamin Daniel Lawless reading Ivan BrownOtters poems. Open reading to follow. Hosted By Kevin Patrick Sullivan. April 8 1:30-3 p.m. Free. 805-903-3595. San Luis Obispo Library Community Room, 995 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo.

ACTOR’S EDGE: ACTING CLASSES

Actor’s Edge offers film and television acting training in San Luis Obispo, plus exposure to Los Angeles talent agents. All ages and skill levels welcome. Classes

PHOTO COURTESY OF SLOFUNNY COMEDY

available in SLO, LA, and on zoom. ongoing $210 per month. actorsedge.com. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

ALL LEVELS POTTERY CLASSES Anam Cre is a pottery studio in SLO that offers a variety of classes. This specific class is open to any level. Teachers are present for questions, but the class feels more like an open studio time for potters. Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. $40. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, anamcre.com.

ART AFTER DARK Featuring rotating exhibits from local artists, live music, and vegan and vegetarian dining. First Friday of every month. through May 5 Free.

Linnaea’s Cafe, 1110 Garden St., San Luis Obispo, 805-541-5888, linnaeas.com/.

ART AND ABOUT SLO Join us for Art and About SLO, a self-guided art walk that gives the community an opportunity to experience visual, literary, and performing art in galleries and other venues. Visit site for an updated map of locations. Events will not occur on major holidays. First Friday of every month, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805544-9251. artsobispo.org/art-and-about.

San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

ART EXHIBIT: FLOWERS AND FLUTTERBYS Art Central presents a spring exhibit featuring local artist of all media. Meet the artists during the artist reception on Apr. 8, from 2 to 4 p.m. April 7- May 1 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/gallery/.

Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

ARTIST RIKI SCHUMACHER AT ART

CENTRAL GALLERY Schumacher’s work is pensive and introspective, inspiring one to take a solitary walk on a cloudy day. Wander in to reflect on her “delicious, wistful landscapes.” Mondays-Saturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sundays, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/ gallery-artists/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

CAMBRIA CENTER FOR THE ARTS:

JURIED PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBIT

Seeking art for Spring Juried Photography

Exhibit. The exhibit will be juried by photographer, Kerry Drager, known for his constructive encouragement and solid advice, and author of three nationally published photo how-to books. Online submissions welcome through April 21. Exhibit: May 5- July 2. Through April 21 $15 per entry for members. cambriaarts.org.

Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

CENTRAL COAST SHAKESPEARE

FESTIVAL: AUDITIONS For this summer’s production and future productions. Visit site for audition appointment and prep details. April 15 2:30-6 p.m. centralcoastshakespeare. org. San Luis Obispo Library Community Room, 995 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-781-5991.

CERAMIC LESSONS AND MORE Now offering private one-on-one and group lessons in the ceramic arts. Both hand building and wheel throwing options.

Beginners welcomed. ongoing 805-8355893. hmcruceceramics.com/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

COMEDY NIGHT Professional comedy show featuring local and touring comics.

Hosted by Aidan Candelario. First Thursday of every month, 7-9 p.m. $5. 805-540-8300. Bang the Drum Brewery, 1150 Laurel Lane, suite 130, San Luis Obispo, bangthedrumbrewery.com.

DORRANCE DANCE Dorrance Dance is an award-winning tap dance company based in New York City. Founded in 2011 by Artistic Director and 2015 MacArthur Fellow Michelle Dorrance, the company shares the incredibly dynamic range that tap dance has to offer through performance and education. April 12 7:30-9 p.m. $30-$60. 805-756-6556. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, pacslo.org.

FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS EMBROIDERY

CLASS Learn the basics of hand embroidery, and create an embroidered Festival of Lights wall hanging for Hanukkah. Complete embroidery kit included in the class cost. April 16 1-4 p.m. $25. 805-544-0760. bethdavidslo.org.

Congregation Beth David, 10180 Los Osos Valley Road, San Luis Obispo.

FREE DOCENT TOURS Gain a deeper understanding of the artwork on view with SLOMA’s new docent tours. Every Saturday, join trained guides for interactive and engaging tours of SLOMA’s current exhibitions. ongoing, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma. org/visit/tours/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

LEARN TO WEAVE MONDAYS An opportunity to learn how a four-shaft loom works. You will get acquainted as a new weaver or as a refresher with lots of tips and tricks. This class includes getting to know a loom, how to prepare/dress a loom, and much much more. Mondays, 1-4 p.m. $75 monthly. 805-441-8257.

Patricia Martin: Whispering Vista Studios, 224 Squire Canyon Rd, San Luis Obispo, patriciamartinartist.com.

MARELA ZACARÍAS: STORYTELLING

Through July 7 San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, 543-8562, sloma.org/.

OPEN MIC COMEDY Sign-ups at 6:30 p.m. Hosted by Aidan Candelario. Mondays, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-540-8300. saintsbarrel. com/event-calendar. Saints Barrel Wine Bar, 1021 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

PARENT-CHILD POTTERY CLASS Make lasting memories with clay together as a family. For ages 6 and over. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m.-noon $70. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, anamcre.com.

PICKET PAINTING PARTY Decorative picket purchasing opportunities are available to show your support and help fund maintenance and educational programs in the Children’s Garden. Second Saturday of every month, 1-4 p.m. $75 per picket or 2 for $100. 805541-1400. slobg.org. San Luis Obispo

Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.

SECOND SATURDAYS AT SLOMA

Intergenerational learning and creative expression for children of all ages. Families are invited to SLOMA’s lawn to learn about the visual arts together using our unique activity kits and create an art project inspired by our exhibitions. Second Saturday of every month, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma. org/events/second-saturdays/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

SENIOR CLAY CLASS Offered to the senior community as an outlet to explore the beauty of clay. For ages 60 and over. Caretakers welcome for an additional $20. Fridays, 10 a.m.-noon $40. anamcre. com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

SLO COMEDY UNDERGROUND OPEN

MIC NIGHT Enjoy a night of laughs provided by the local SLO Comedy Community. It’s open mic night, so anyone can perform and “you never know what you’ll see.” Tuesdays, 8 p.m. Free. Libertine Brewing Company, 1234 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, 805-548-2337, libertinebrewing.com.

SLO DRAWZ: OPEN FIGURE DRAWING

GROUP Improve your drawing skills while also building a community of supportive creatives with live models. This is not a guided class, please bring your own materials. To sign up, email chantellegoldthwaite@gmail.com. Every other Thursday, 5-7 p.m. through Dec. 31 $20 per session; or $60 for a month pass. 805-747-4200. instagram.com/slodrawz/.

Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

SLO LIBRARY: 40TH ANNUAL SAN LUIS OBISPO POETRY FESTIVAL Language of the Soul returns with its 40th SLO Poetry Festival at the SLO Library Community Room with SLO County Poet Laureate Kevin Clark and Poets Emeritus Jeanie Greensfelder and Dian Sousa. Open reading follows. Hosted by Kevin Patrick Sullivan. Donations always welcome. April 8 , 1:30-3:30 p.m. Free. 805-9033595. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

SLO NIGHTWRITERS: A COMMUNITY OF WRITERS SLO NightWriters supports local writers with monthly presentations, critique groups, contests, and other events. Second Tuesday of every month, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. 805-703-3132. slonightwriters.org. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

SLOFUNNY COMEDY JAMBOREE: HIGHWATER SLO Features international headliner and Cal Poly alumnus Dave Burleigh at HighwaterSLO. Hosted by Cat Alvarado, with special guest Sean Grant. Featuring Camilla Cleese and local CalPoly student comedians David Uhlfelder and Mat Salud. April 13 , 8-9:30 p.m. $25. 805-534-3129. facebook.com/ slofunny. Highwater SLO, 1127 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

TINY POTTERS: WISE ONES AND WEE

ONES PAINT For ages 4 to 6. Kids have the option to paint animals and other subjects. Tuesdays, 10:30-11:30 a.m. $30. anamcre.com/booking. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

WALT WHITMAN GAY MEN’S BOOK CLUB This club reads, studies and discusses books chosen by the group which relate to their lives as gay men. All are welcome. Second Monday of every month, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. galacc.org/ events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY

MIXED MEDIA (ADULTS) Each week, attendees will combine two or more media in several pieces, while working with watercolor, acrylic, ink, pastels, charcoal as well as various printmaking techniques in the course of a month. Enjoy discovering new ways to work with traditional and nontraditional materials. Mondays, 1-3 p.m. $35. 805-668-2125. lila. community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande. MIXED MEDIA FOR AGES 5-6 AND 7-12 For ages 5-6 (Mondays) and 7-12 (Tuesdays). Mondays, Tuesdays, 3:15-4:15 p.m. 805-668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.

PLAY, EXPLORE, CREATE 1 (AGES 3 AND 4) Enjoy the opportunity to explore drawing, painting, collage, sculpture, and mixed media. Each week a new adventure awaits. Thursdays, 2-3 p.m. and Fridays, 9-10 a.m. $25. 805-668-2125. lila. community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande. SHERLOCK HOLMES AND THE FINAL PROBLEM Sherlock Holmes’ skills are put to the test when he goes head-tohead with his intellectual equal, criminal mastermind Professor Moriarty. After repeated attempts on his life, Holmes is rejoined by his recently married friend Dr. Watson and the two attempt to thwart the Professor’s plans Saturdays, 2-4 p.m., Wednesdays-Saturdays, 7-9 p.m. and Sundays, 6-8 a.m. through May 14 $30$36. 805-489-2499. americanmelodrama. com. Great American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano.

SLOFUNNY COMEDY JAMBOREE:

RIBLINE BY THE BEACH Hosted by fan favorite Cat Alvarado, with special guest Sean Grant. Featuring Camilla Cleese and internationally touring Headliner Dave Burleigh (Cal Poly alumnus). April 15 , 9-10:30 p.m. $25. 805-534-3129. facebook. com/slofunny. Ribline by the Beach, 395 W Grand Ave., suite B, Grover Beach.

TRUSTING CHLOE: FILM SCREENING Includes an introduction by the director and a screening of the film, followed by interviews with cast/crew and an audience Q-and-A session. April 15 , 11 a.m.-1 p.m. my805tix.com. Fair Oaks Theatre, 1007 Grand Ave., Arroyo Grande.

SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS ALAMOS

FREE APRIL ART WORKSHOP: MAKING

NATRURAL PAINT All the items needed for this workshop will be items found in your own home. April 12 , 5-7 p.m. Free. 209-312-8653. corazondelpueblo.org. Corazon del Pueblo Office, 201 E Main St., suite M, Santa Maria.

THEODORE ROOSEVELT’S WILD

AMERICA This one-man show features Theodore Roosevelt’s outdoor adventures over several decades, from hunting in the woods of Maine to his ranching days on the Dakota frontier. This special fundraiser features Alan Sutterfield, who has toured as TR in Yosemite National Park and across the country. April 7, 8-9:30 p.m. and April 8 , 8-9:30 p.m. $20. 805-268-2993. orcuttcommunitytheater.org. KDA Studios, 3558 Skyway Dr., Santa Maria.

CULTURE & LIFESTYLE

NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY

AXE THROWING Enjoy the art of axe throwing in a safe and fun environment.

Kids ages 10 and older are welcome with an adult. No personal axes please. Fridays, 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. and Saturdays, 12-6 p.m. $20. 805-528-4880. baysidemartialarts.com. Bayside Martial Arts, 1200 2nd St., Los Osos.

CENTRAL COAST SLIM DOWN Take control of food without suffering. Learn a step-by-step process to take control of overeating, cravings, and feel peace with food. Build the habits, mindset, and your unique path with results that stick. Hosted byTami Cruz (Certified Health/Life Coach) and Dana Charvet (Coach/Fitness Trainer). ongoing Call for pricing info. 805-235-7978. gratefulbodyhealthcoaching.com.

Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

CENTRAL COAST WOOD CARVERS

Learn the art of wood carving or wood burning. Join Central Coast Wood Carvers in Morro Bay at St. Timothy’s. Open for beginners, intermediate, or advance.

Learn a wide range of techniques and skills. Mask Required. Tuesdays, 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. St. Timothy’s Catholic Church, 962 Piney Way, Morro Bay, 805-772-2840, sttimothymorrobay.org/ index.html.

CO-DEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS MEETING Co-Dependents Anonymous (CoDA) is a Twelve Step recovery program for anyone who desires to have healthy and loving relationships with themselves and others. Meeting is hybrid (both in person and on Zoom). For information, call 805-900-5237. Saturdays, 1-2:15 p.m. Free. thecambriaconnection.org/. Cambria Connection, 1069 Main St., Cambria, (805) 927-1654.

GENTLE YOGA AT ST. BEN’S Instructor: Seanna. Must RSVP to Maureen by phone or emailing naseema6@sbcglobal.net to determine space available. Must bring a yoga mat, water, blanket, or any other

props you may need. Fridays, 9-10 a.m. through May 26 $10-$15 donation per person. 805-441-7262. stbenslososos.org. St. Benedict’s Church, 2220 Snowy Egret Ln., Los Osos.

KIWANIS EASTER EGG HUNT

The 34th annual Bay-Osos Kiwanis Club Easter Egg Hunt will be held on the lawn by the venue. Prizes awarded. April 8 10 a.m.-noon Free. 805-801-4444. South Bay Community Center, 2180 Palisades Ave., Los Osos.

LIONESS CLUB OF CAYUCOS: CAYUCOS

EASTER DOG PARADE

For all dog lovers who support the Mutt Mitt Project (providing dispensers, trash receptacles, and doggie bags for all beach accesses, beaches, and the Cayucos community). Bring your dog to take part in the parade. Doggie costumes for your pet are encouraged. April 8 12-1 p.m. Free; $1 per dog and $1 per person appreciated. Cayucos Pier, Ocean Front Ave., Cayucos. MORRO BAY MIXED MARTIAL ARTS

Disciplines include advanced athletic performance fitness training, Thai kickboxing, and more. Beginners to advanced students welcome. Day and evening classes offered. MondaysSaturdays, 8 a.m.-6 p.m. Call for more info. 805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts. com. Morro Bay Martial Arts, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

SHAMANIC MORNING RITUALS FOR VITALITY AND JOY The four elements of these empowering shamanic morning rituals are designed to bring more joy and vitality to your life. April 7 8:30-9:30 a.m. my805tix.com. Beach Access Parking Lot, 102 Atascadero Road, Morro Bay.

SOCRATES: DISCUSSION GROUP Group members present interesting and thought provoking topics of all sorts. Topics are selected in advance and moderated by volunteers. Vaccinations are necessary. Enter through wooden gate to garden area. Wednesdays, 10 a.m. 805-528-7111. Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., Morro Bay, coalescebookstore.com/. STAY YOUNG WITH QI GONG Qi gong offers great anti-aging benefits, providing a comprehensive system for improving physical, mental and emotional health. Its roots date back thousands of years in China. Learn with certified instructor Devin Wallace. Call first. Thursdays, 10-11 a.m. $10. 805-709-2227. Hardie Park, Ash Ave. and B St., Cayucos.

VISUALIZING CLIMATE CHANGE AND A JUST TRANSITION See eye-popping NASA images from space of the causes and impacts of climate change, gain insights about a just transition, and tap free resources to reduce emissions and save money. Sponsored by Citizens’ Climate Education, ResilientSLO, Rotary Los Osos, and Earthcare Team at St. Benedict’s. April 15 , 10 a.m.-12:15 p.m. Free. 805-528-0654. stbenslososos.org/ creation-care. St. Benedict’s Church, 2220 Snowy Egret Ln., Los Osos.

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FITNESSWORKS MORRO BAY Calm your mind and nourish your joints with a weekly Qigong practice led by Mike Raynor of Tai Chi Rejuvenation. The practice is rooted in Qigong fundamentals, and standing/moving meditations. Forms include: Eight Brocades, Five Elements, Shibashi 18, and Tai chi 24. Saturdays, 10:45-11:45 a.m. Members free; non-members $8-$10. 805-772-7466. fitnessworksmb. com. FitnessWorks, 500 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay.

YOGA IN LOS OSOS: APRIL SERIES ON MONDAYS Feel better in body, mind, and spirit. Attendees gather in a small group and move through asana and breathing practices that enhance focus of the mind, calm their hearts, and relax their bodies. Mondays, 5:30-6:45 p.m. through May 29 $20 drop in or discount for the full series.. 707-266-8945. AthaSomatics.org. Los Osos, Townwide, Los Osos.

ZEN IN MOTION Learn the Shaolin Water Style and other deep breathing and moving meditation techniques with the 2019 Taijiquan Instructor of the Year. Beginners Welcome.Instructor Certification Courses available. Mondays, Wednesdays Call for details. 805-7017397. charvetmartialarts.com. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

NORTH SLO COUNTY

29TH ANNUAL ROCK AND GEM SHOW: AMAZING AGATES AND MORE Features more than 20 vendors showcasing minerals and fossils from around the world and local jewelry artists. The event also includes display cases, a children’s booth with kids activities, and more. April 15 -16, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $5 for adults; free for ages under 16 and active military. 805-610-0603. slrockhounds.org. Colony Park Community Center, 5599 Traffic Way, Atascadero.

ATASCADERO CITYWIDE YARD SALE

Sign up to sell your stuff or save the date to shop for treasures at the sixth annual Atascadero Citywide Yard Sale. Spend a Saturday searching for unique finds or turning your clutter into cash. April 15 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Free admission. atascaderoyardsale. com. Downtown Atascadero, Across El Camino from Sunken Gardens, Atascadero.

CENTRAL COAST BOCCE LEAGUE: SPRING SEASON Come join the fun of organized weekly bocce league play in Templeton. Corporate teams welcome. Food, beer, and wine available for purchase. Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. through May 4 $300 per team; $45 per person. 805-434-9605. ttrtennis.com/bocce/ CCBL/. Templeton Tennis Ranch, 345 Championship Lane, Templeton.

CRONE COVEN Welcoming all elder women identifying with the Crone archetype and phase of life. Begins with a short quiet meditation and then opens into discussion of a variety of topics age aligned. Every other Tuesday, 10-11:30 a.m. through May 1 $11. 805-464-2838. oracleatascaderoca.com. Oracle, 6280 Palma Ave., Atascadero.

GUIDED BREATHWORK MEDITATION

For those looking to make a shift of any kind or seeking insight on the path ahead. Breathwork gets energy moving very quickly. The thinking mind shuts off allowing channels to open in a unique way. Second Thursday of every month, 6-7:30 p.m. $33. pasoyoga.com. Dharma Yoga Loft, 1329 Spring Street, Paso Robles, 805-434-1924.

MEMBERSHIP MEETING OF THE MULTIFLORA GARDEN CLUB The Multiflora Garden Club (MFGC) focuses on furthering its members’ interests in horticulture, gardening, floral, and landscape design. Organized in 1971, fundraising efforts support scholarships in these areas and in the conservation of natural resources. The MFGC is affiliated with California Garden Clubs Inc. Second Wednesday of every month, 12-2:30 p.m. through June 30 Free. 805-237-2534. Centennial Park, 600 Nickerson Dr., Paso Robles.

NAR-ANON: FRIDAY MEETINGS

A meeting for those who know or have known a feeling of desperation concerning the addiction of a loved one. Fridays, 12-1 p.m. Free. 805-4412164. North County Connection, 8600 Atascadero Ave., Atascadero.

SHERECOVERS SHARING CIRCLE

SheRecovers Foundation is a non-profit organization with a community of more than 325,000 women in or seeking recovery from substance use disorders, other mental health issues, and/or life challenges. It’s mission is to inspire hope and reduce stigma. Facilitated by Monica Galli, Certified Recovery Coach. First Thursday of every month, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. sherecovers.org/sharing-circles/. Dharma Yoga Loft, 1329 Spring Street, Paso Robles, 805-434-1924.

SPRING BREAK TENNIS AND PICKLEBALL CAMP

For kids ages 7 to 12. Come learn to play tennis, pickleball, bocce, and other games and fun activities. April 10 -13, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. $240 for members; $265 for guests; discounts available. 805-434-9605. ttrtennis. com/tennis/kids-camps/. Templeton Tennis Ranch, 345 Championship Lane, Templeton.

COFFEE CHAT SLO HomeShareSLO, a program of non-profit Smart Share Housing, facilitates matches between Providers (those with extra rooms) with home Seekers (those looking for affordable housing). Second Wednesday of every month, 10:3011:30 a.m. Free and open to the public; No RSVP required.. 805-215-5474. smartsharehousingsolutions.org. SLO Guild Hall, 2880 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

COMPLIMENTARY SHOWERS WITH SHOWER THE PEOPLE

After a short hiatus, the San Luis Obispo Library will once again be partnering with local non-profit organization, Shower the People. The shower trailer will be located between the library and parking structure. Toiletries provided. Sundays, 1-3 p.m. Free. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

FIFTH ANNUAL DAHLIA TUBER

HOOKED ON A REELING

The Neal Taylor Nature Center will host its 26th annual Fish Derby fundraiser tournament at Cachuma Lake, starting on Saturday, April 15, at 6 a.m. Tournament hours will conclude at noon on Sunday, April 16. Fishers of all ages are welcome to join. Contestants must fish during the tournament hours to compete. For registration details and more info on the competition, call (805) 693-8381 or visit troutderby.org. —C.W.

TAI CHI This course’s instructor has won many Tai Chi and other internal martial arts tournaments. Both experienced martial artists and new learners are welcome to the class. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $65. 805-2373988. Centennial Park, 600 Nickerson Dr., Paso Robles.

SAN LUIS OBISPO

BARS AND BOUNCE CLINIC Bars and Bounce is “a sneaky way to get fit.” Build whole-body strength swinging on bars and bouncing on trampolines. No experience is necessary, so come fly away. April 15 1:15-3:15 p.m. $25 for first child; $10 per additional child. 805-547-1496. performanceathleticsslo. com/events. Performance Athletics Gymnastics, 4484 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

CAL HOPE SLO GROUPS AT TMHA

Visit website for full list of weekly Zoom groups available. Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays calhopeconnect.org. Transitions Mental Health Warehouse, 784 High Street, San Luis Obispo, 805270-3346.

CITY FARM SLO’S YOUTH EMPOWERMENT PROGRAM Check site for more info on programming and summer camps. ongoing cityfarmslo.org. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

SALE Features items for sale, growing discussions, and demonstrations, as well as a special presentation at 11 a.m. Sale is an outdoor farmer’s market-style event. Free parking. Cash, check, and debit cards accepted. April 16 9:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. 805-801-3917. centralcoastdahlias. org. Dr. Rene Bravo’s parking lot, 3241 South Higuera, San Luis Obispo.

PUPPY SOCIAL HOUR Puppies (10 weeks to 5 months old) will learn appropriate play style with other pups, acceptable manners with people, tolerance for gentle restraints, confidence with the approach of friendly strangers, and more. Saturdays, 9 a.m. and Wednesdays, 10 a.m. $25. 805-543-9316. woodshumanesociety.org/training/. Woods Humane Society, 875 Oklahoma Ave., San Luis Obispo.

QI GONG FOR MIND, BODY, AND SPIRIT

Learn and practice qi gong, a Chinese system for physical, mental and spiritual development. This class is conducted outdoors in a beautiful setting, which is the best place to do qi gong, as its inspiration is drawn from nature.

Certified instructor: Devin Wallace. Tuesdays, 10-11 a.m. $10. 805-709-2227. Crows End Retreat Center, 6340 Squire Ct., San Luis Obispo.

SLO NOONTIME TOASTMASTERS CLUB

MEETINGS Want to improve speaking and leadership skills in a supportive and positive environment? During COVID, we are meeting virtually. Contact us to get a meeting link for info. Tuesdays, 12-1 p.m. Free. slonoontime.toastmastersclubs.org. Zoom, Online, Inquire for Zoom ID.

PHOTO COURTESY OF THE NEAL TAYLOR NATURE CENTER

Hot Dates

SLO RAM RETIRED ACTIVE MEN COFFEE CABINET Weekly Coffee Cabinet meeting of the SLO RAM Active Retired Men, a local men’s social club. Click ‘Contact’ on website for invite. Thursdays, 8-9:30 a.m. $10. retiredactivemen.org. Madonna Inn Garden Room, 100 Madonna Road, San Luis Obispo.

SPRING GYMNASTICS CAMP 2 Take some personal time while your kids enjoy hours of bouncing, flying, flipping gymnastics fun without wearing out your furniture. Ages 4-13; no experience is necessary. Extended care and customizable schedule available. April 10, 9:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m., April 11 9:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m., April 12 9:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m., April 13 9:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and April 14 9:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. $40-$355 depending on which options you choose. 805-547-1496. performanceathleticsslo.com/camps. Performance Athletics Gymnastics, 4484 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

TOMATO FANDANGO Growing Grounds Farm’s edible plants meet artisan vendors in a beautiful location. Find heirloom and hybrid tomato varieties, peppers, eggplant, basils, veggies, berries, and more. April 15 , 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and April 16 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free admission. 805-934-2182. Tiber Canyon Ranch, 280 W Ormonde Rd, San Luis Obispo.

TRANS* YOUTH PEER SUPPORT GROUP This group is a safe place for trans* and gender non-conforming people, as well as those questioning, from ages of 11 to 18. A facilitated emotional support group to be heard, share your story, and hear stories that may sound surprisingly like your own. Second Tuesday of every month, 6-8 p.m. Free. GALA Pride and Diversity Center, 1060 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-541-4252.

YOGA ON THE TERRACE Join Cheryl of Waking Fields Yoga is channeling the healing energy of our Garden. Be advised to bring a mat, towel, water, and any supports you may need. April 8 , 9-10 a.m. and April 15 9-10 a.m. $10-$12. 805-541-1400. slobg.org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.

SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY

NATURE WALK FOR CANCER SURVIVORS AND FRIENDS

Tenet Health Central Coast’s oncology program is hosting this event, starting at the Bob Jones Trailhead. RSVP required. April 11 10 a.m. 805-546-7725. TenetHealth.com. Bob Jones Trail, 7009 Ontario Road, Avila Beach.

NATUREFEST AT DANA

All ages can connect with nature at the Dana Adobe’s NatureFest. April 15 , 10 a.m.-4 p.m. $10 for adults; $3 for youth. 805-929-5679. danaadobe.org. DANA Adobe Cultural Center, 671 S. Oakglen Ave., Nipomo.

SOCIAL GROUP FOR WIDOWS AND WIDOWERS Call for more details. Second Saturday of every month, 10 a.m. 805904-6615. Oak Park Christian Church, 386 N Oak Park Blvd., Grover Beach.

FOOD & DRINK

NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY

COASTAL WINE AND PAINT PARTY Local artists inspire and instruct customers step-by-step to create their masterpieces. Saturdays, 12-2 p.m. $50. 805-394-5560. coastalwineandpaint. com. Madeline’s Wine Tasting Room, 788 Main St., Cambria.

EASTER BRUNCH IN THE GARDEN Celebrate the joy of spring and Easter with a delicious brunch surrounded by a lush garden setting; a fitting backdrop for a relaxing Easter Sunday with friends and family. April 9 12-2:30 p.m. $18-$50. 805-927-4200. cambriapineslodge.com. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria.

MORRO BAY MAIN STREET FARMERS MARKET Get fresh and veggies, fruit, baked goods, sweets, and handmade artisan crafts. Come have some fun with your local farmers and artisans and enjoy delicious eats while enjoying the fresh breeze of Morro Bay. Saturdays, 2:30-5:30 p.m. through May 31 Varies. 805-824-7383. morrobayfarmersmarket.com. Morro Bay Main Street Farmers Market, Main Street and Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay.

NORTH SLO COUNTY

BEER YOGA A hybrid yoga class where students practice yoga while drinking beer during their practice. April 8 10-11 a.m. my805tix.com. Ancient Owl Beer Garden, 6090 El Camino Real, suite C, Atascadero, 805-460-6042.

BRUNCH IS BACK Celebrate the second Sunday of the month with brunch. Enjoy a two-hour cruise on the waterfront. Features fresh coffee, pastries, and more. Second Sunday of every month, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $50. 805-772-2128. chabliscruises. com. Chablis Cruises, 1205 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

BRUSHES AND BUBBLES AT 15C Please join ArtSocial805 at 15DegreesC, where you will put brushes to canvas and paint the featured image, while sipping on a glass of bubbles. Tickets include all painting materials and your first class of liquid courage. April 8 , 12-2 p.m. $47. 805-434-1554. artsocial805.com. 15 Degrees C Wine Shop and Bar, 624 S Main St., unit 101, Templeton.

ONX WINES VINEYARD TOUR AND TASTING Enjoy a private tour and tasting at the ONX Estate. The tour begins at the Tractor Shed with a portfolio tasting. From there your host will drive you around the vineyard in an off-road vehicle, allowing you to taste the wine right where it’s grown.

Mondays, Thursdays-Sundays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. through Oct. 29 $45 per person. 805-434-5607. onxwine.com/estate. ONX Estate Vineyard, 1200 Paseo Excelsus, Templeton.

PAINT AND SIP Please join ArtSocial805 at Iron Oaks Winery, where you paint the featured image while enjoying in-house wines. Tickets include all paint materials and a tasting of three wines, plus 10 percent off bottle purchases. April 13 6-8 p.m. $48. 805-257-8041. artsocial805. com. Iron Oaks Winery, 823 13th St., Paso Robles.

PAINT AND SIP CASS Please join ArtSocial805 at Cass Winery, where you will paint the featured image, while sipping on a glass of your favorite Cass wine. April 14 , 7-9 p.m. $55. 805-239-1730.

Cass Winery and Vineyard, 7350 Linne Rd., Paso Robles, casswines.com.

SIP N’ SKETCH Bring your own art supplies of any medium you prefer and create under the formal instruction of Anne Laddon and Terez Tyni. Come create while sipping wine selected from a library collection donated by winery partners. April 15 6-9 p.m. $25 (comes with a glass of wine). 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org/. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.

SPRING WINE WALK Taste the diversity of the Downtown Paso Robles Wine District. 16 wineries will be pouring 11 Paso Robles AVAs with gourmet food pairings. April 8 , 1-4 p.m. my805tix.com.

Paso Robles Downtown Wineries, Various locations, Paso Robles.

TACO TUESDAYS La Parilla Taqueria will be in the courtyard serving up their delicious tacos and tostadas. Menu typically includes barbacoa, chicken, and pastor tacos, as well as shrimp ceviche tostadas. Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m. 805-4606042. ancientowlbeergarden.com.

Ancient Owl Beer Garden, 6090 El Camino Real, suite C, Atascadero.

SAN LUIS OBISPO

DOWNTOWN SLO FARMERS MARKET

Thursdays, 6-9 p.m. Downtown SLO, Multiple locations, San Luis Obispo.

EASTER BRUNCH Enjoy an Easter

Brunch at Apple Farm Restaurant. No reservations required. First come, first served. April 9, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. 805-5446100. applefarm.com. Apple Farm, 2015 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

HEAD GAMES TRIVIA NIGHT Live multi-media trivia every Wednesday. Free to play. Win prizes. Teams up to six players. Wednesdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. headgamestrivia.com. Antigua Brewing, 1009 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-242-1167.

SLO FARMERS MARKET Hosts more than 60 vendors. Saturdays, 8-10:45 a.m. World Market Parking Lot, 325 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo.

WEDNESDAY NIGHT PUB TRIVIA Bring your thinking cap as questions vary from

pop culture, geography, to sports. There is a little for everyone. Prizes for the winning teams. Wednesdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. 805-439-2529. Oak and Otter Brewing, 181 Tank Farm Road, suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY

AVILA BEACH SPAGHETTI DINNER AND BINGO NIGHT Enjoy a delicious spaghetti dinner with salad, garlic bread, and dessert followed by Bingo. Dinner tickets include first bingo card. Additional bingo cards are $1 each. Local wine and beer available for purchase. Prizes awarded to Bingo winners. April 14 6-8 p.m. $10 per person; $5 for children ages 6 and under. 805-627-1997. Avila Beach Community Center, 191 San Miguel St., Avila Beach, avilabeachcc.com.

BRUSHES AND BUBBLES Please join Art Social 805 at Laetitia Vineyard where you will paint the featured image, while enjoying a glass of bubbles. Tickets include paint materials and your first glass of liquid courage. April 16 10 a.m.noon $60. 805-481-1772. artsocial805. com. Laetitia Vineyard & Winery, 453 Laetitia Vineyard Drive, Arroyo Grande.

TRIVIA NIGHT Join BrainStew Trivia for a hilariously witty evening of trivia in Pismo. Teams of 1 to 4 people. Prizes awarded to the first and second place teams. Kitchen is open until 7:30 p.m. for brain fuel. Beer, cider, wine, and nonalcoholic options available. First Thursday of every month, 6:30-8 p.m. Free to play. 805-295-6171. kulturhausbrewing.com. Kulturhaus Brewing Company, 779 Price St., Pismo Beach.

SANTA YNEZ VALLEY

EASTER BRUNCH The first Easter Brunch

Buffet to be held at Vega Vineyard and Farm. Ticket pricing includes brunch buffet and a glass of sparkling wine, bellini or mimosa (for ages 21 and over), or glass of orange juice. April 9, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. $49. 805-688-2415. vegavineyardandfarm.com. Vega Vineyard and Farm, 9496 Santa Rosa Road, Buellton.

MUSIC

NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY BLUES AGENDA JAM AND SHOWCASE

A rockin’ blues dance party at Niffy’s Merrimaker every first, third, and now fifth Wednesdays. The Blues Asylum house band welcomes local, visiting, and newcomers to the blues groove. Spirits, beer, and wine, with outside food welcome. Every other Wednesday, 7-10 p.m. Free. 805-235-5223. The Merrimaker Tavern, 1301 2nd Street, Los Osos.

CHRISTIE LENEE LIVE Christie Lenée took First Place at the 2017 International Fingerstyle Guitar Championship, was voted Acoustic Guitarist of the Year by England’s Music Radar in 2019, and was named one of the “Best Acoustic Guitarists in the World Right Now” by

MYSTERY INK

Local mystery novelist Tony Piazza is one of the four featured authors at an upcoming book signing event, scheduled to be held at the Coalesce Bookstore in Morro Bay on Sunday, April 16, at 1 p.m. The event will include dramatic readings of scenes from books by Piazza and authors Lida Sideris, Anne R. Allen, and Mara Purl. Call (805) 772-2880 or visit coalescebookstore.com to find out more about the event.

Guitar Player Magazine. April 7 7-10 p.m. $25. 805-772-2880. slofolks.org. Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., Morro Bay. FREE BALLROOM DANCE AND LESSON Free rumba lesson followed by an hour or so of open dance (cha cha, east/ west coast swing, waltz, foxtrot, country two-step, hustle, salsa, tango). Beginners and seasoned dancers welcome. April 14 , 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-709-2477. Morro Bay Community Center, 1001 Kennedy Way, Morro Bay, morro-bay.ca.us/345/ Community-Center.

JOLON STATION BAND LIVE Presented by Songwriters at Play. April 14 , 6 p.m. my805tix.com. Fog’s End Barn, 2735 Main St., Cambria, 805-927-2856.

LISTENING AS RITUAL Group listening sessions with musician/musicologist Ben Gerstein. Explore remarkable recordings of world music, nature field recording, western classical and contemporary, and jazz, sharing and discussing inspiration and perspectives on the expressive power of peoples, cultures, animals and habitats through sonic experience. Every other Monday, 7-8:15 p.m. $10-$15 donation. 805-305-1229. leftcoastartstudio.com/. Left Coast Art Studio, 1188 Los Osos Valley Rd., Los Osos.

LIVE MUSIC WITH GUITAR WIZ AT LUNADA GARDEN BISTRO “Guitar Wizard” Billy Foppiano plays a wide range of music, including blues, R&B, classic

harmonies, and innovative guitar work, bring their lively mix of Americana, rock and jazz-flavored music to The Savory Palette in Morro Bay. April 7, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Free. 805-772-8388. savorypalette. com. The Savory Palette (formerly Morro Bay Wine Seller), 601 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

NORTH SLO COUNTY

COLONY CONCERT SERIES:

SOUNDHOUSE LIVE ON THE PATIO

Enjoy covers from the ‘70s, ‘80s, and ‘90s. April 15 4-6 p.m. 805-460-6252. colonymarketanddeli.com. Colony Market and Deli, 6040 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

FRIDAY NIGHT DJ Weekly DJ series, with a different DJ every Friday. Presented by friends at Traffic Record store in Atascadero. Come listen, dance, drink, and unwind every Friday. All ages event; no cover charge. Fridays, 7-10 p.m. 805460-6042. ancientowlbeergarden.com. Ancient Owl Beer Garden, 6090 El Camino Real, suite C, Atascadero.

SAN LUIS OBISPO

BUMPIN UGLIES The Maryland reggae-rock band had spent more than a decade on the road while building an ever-expanding audience with sold-out shows. April 12 7 p.m. $19. slobrew.com. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-1843.

CAL POLY MUSIC DEPARTMENT OPEN

from Chesapeake, Virginia. His visceral, instinctive, and deep-rooted style of drumming has led to three Grammy nominations. Smith fuses his original compositions with an eclectic mix of music, including everything from jazz to R&B to hip-hop. April 7 7:30-9:30 p.m. $40. 805-756-4849. calpolyarts.org. Spanos Theatre, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo. OPEN MIC NIGHT IN THE TASTING ROOM Kelsey Rae hosts this open mic event for music and comedy in the tasting room. Second Thursday of every month, 7-9 p.m. Free show. 805-721-6878. SLO Cider, 3419 Roberto Ct., Suite C, San Luis Obispo.

SUZANNE BONA WITH CRAIG RUSSELL AND FRIENDS Presented in partnership with KCBX Public Radio. Flutist and host of the nationally distributed public radio program “Sunday Baroque,” Suzanne Bona, joins guitarist and Cal Poly music professor Craig Russell and friends for an afternoon of Baroque and contemporary chamber music. April 15 2-4 p.m. Tickets start at $35. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic. org. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

TOM PETTY AND STEVIE NICKS

TRIBUTE Songwriters at Play celebrates the music of Tom Petty and Stevie Nicks with this tribute concert. April 8 4 p.m. my805tix.com. SLO Wine and Beer Company, 3536 S. Higuera St., suite 250, San Luis Obispo, 805-544-9463.

rock, and more. Second Sunday of every month, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 805-900-5444. Lunada Garden Bistro, 78 N. Ocean Ave., Cayucos.

MOONSHINE BANDITS With Charlie Farley, GOAT, and Brandon Hart. April 6 , 7-10:30 p.m. $20-$25. The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay, 805-225-1312, thesirenmorrobay.com/.

SLOFOLKS PRESENTS CHRISTIE LENÉE

Christie Lenée took First Place at the 2017 International Fingerstyle Guitar Championship, was voted Acoustic Guitarist of the Year by England’s Music Radar in 2019, and was named one of the “Best Acoustic Guitarists in the World Right Now” by Guitar Player Magazine. April 8 , 7:30-10:30 p.m. $25. 805-2380725. slofolks.org. Castoro Cellars, 1315 N. Bethel Rd., Templeton.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY FEATURES

CHRIS BARON Portland-based balladeer

Chris Baron won the 2022 song contest at the Tucson Folk Festival. He started producing original albums and EPs in 1998 at age 17, and now has 27. Special guests include Kameron K. Alton, The InVocations, Paddy Marsh, and Chris Mariscal. April 11 6:30-9 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. songwritersatplay.com/events. Schooners, 171 North Ocean Ave, Cayucos.

THE TAPROOTS AT THE SAVORY PALETTE The Taproots, best known for their original compositions, strong

HOUSE RECITAL A recital for Cal Poly’s 30th annual Open House. It will feature both instrumentalists and vocalists. The student performers are from a variety of majors, and all are involved in at least one of the department’s large, premier ensembles. April 15 2 p.m. Free. 805756-2406. music.calpoly.edu. Cal Poly

Davidson Music Center, Room 218, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.

CAL POLY STUDENT OPERA THEATRE PRESENTS SPRING OPERA SCENES Cal Poly Student Opera Theatre will present an evening of opera scenes. April 15 , 7:30 p.m. $20 general; $10 students. 805-7564849. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/opera/.

Spanos Theatre, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.

FOREVER GREEN: LIVE AT BARRELHOUSE TAPROOM AND SPEAKEASY Twin sister duo Forever Green performs indie/pop/folk rock music with an Americana edge, a medieval twist, and influences of jazz and blues. April 14 7-9 p.m. Barrelhouse Brewing Co. Speakeasy, 1033 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo, 805-296-1128, barrelhousebrewing.com.

LIVE MUSIC FROM BRYAN JOHN APPLEBY, TOMO NAKAYAMA, AND OMEN MOTH Come catch Bryan and Tomo on their west coast tour with local musician Omen Moth. All ages welcome. April 12 , 7:30-9:30 p.m. $10 suggested donation; pay what you can. 805-4391604. A Satellite Of Love, 1335 Walker St., San Luis Obispo, asatelliteoflove.com.

NATE SMITH AND KINFOLK Nate Smith is a drummer, composer, and producer

UH2BT: K POP NIGHT April 7 8 p.m. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-546-8600, fremontslo.com.

SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY

ALWAYS ... PATSY CLINE A musical play, complete with down home country humor, true emotion, audience participation, and more than 20 Cline hits including “Crazy,” “I Fall to Pieces,” “Sweet Dreams,” and “Walking After Midnight.” April 15 7:30-10 p.m. $48-$58. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/shows/ always-patsy-cline/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.

DULCIE TAYLOR TRIO April 8 , 1-4 p.m. Blacklake Golf Course, 1490 Golf Course Lane, Nipomo, 805-343-1214.

THE LONG RUN: EXPERIENCE THE EAGLES This act has earned its place among the top-drawing tributes in North America and is widely regarded as the finest Eagles tribute show working today. April 7 7:30-10 p.m. $40-$50. 805-4899444. clarkcenter.org. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. ∆

Be Hoppy Tours: Brew & Cider Tours

THURSDAY THRU SUNDAY

Tours begin and end at Central Coast Brewing Co., SLO

Shamanic Morning Rituals for Vitality & Joy with Aurora Adventures

FRIDAY, APRIL 7

End of Atascadero Road, Morro Bay

Deep House Music with Host Anton

FRIDAY, APRIL 7

Flower City Ballroom, Lompoc

Orcutt Community Theater: Teddy Roosevelt’s Wild America

FRI & SAT, APRIL 7 & 8

Klein Dance Arts Studio, Orcutt

Donate to Save the Cuesta Inlet DONATIONS ACCEPTED ONLINE THRU SATURDAY, APRIL 8 Baywood Park / Los Osos

Beer Yoga

SATURDAY, APRIL 8

Ancient Owl Beer Garden & Bottle Shoppe, Atascadero

Spaghetti Dinner/Bingo Night

FRIDAY, APRIL 14

Avila Beach Community Center, Avila Beach

Spring Wine Walk

SATURDAY, APRIL 8 Downtown Paso Robles Wine District

Stand Up Comedy Show Hosted by Justin Bournonville

FRIDAY, APRIL 14 Flower City Ballroom, Lompoc

Point San Luis Lighthouse Tours

SATURDAYS & WEDNESDAYS

Virtual Tours Available On Demand Avila Beach

SLOFunny Comedy

Jamboree - SLO

THURSDAY, APRIL 13

Highwater SLO, San Luis Obispo

Songwriters at Play: Jolon Station Band

FRIDAY, APRIL 14

The Barn at Fog’s End, Cambria

SLOFunny Comedy

Jamboree - Morro Bay

SUNDAY, APRIL 16

Morro Bay Eagles Club, Morro Bay

It’s

“Trusting Chloe” Film Screening

SATURDAY, APRIL 15 Fair Oaks Theatre, Arroyo Grande

SLOFunny Comedy

Jamboree - Grover Beach

SATURDAY, APRIL 15

Ribline by the Beach, Grover Beach

She Said Live in Concert

FRIDAY, APRIL 21

Flower City Ballroom, Lompoc

Arts

SLOMA presents new public art installation by Adam Parker Smith

On Saturday, April 15, the San Luis Obispo Museum of Art (SLOMA) plans to unveil a new public art installation called David—a sculpture by contemporary artist Adam Parker Smith. The sculpture will be installed on the museum’s lawn, thanks to a partnership between SLOMA and the city of SLO.

In a press release from the museum, SLO Mayor Erica Stewart said that the city is proud to partner with SLOMA on the project and described public art in general as helping make the city “a place where people want to live, work, and visit.”

David is described in the release as a modern twist on the familiar subject of Gian Lorenzo Bernini’s 17th century sculpture of David, except compressed into a compact cube. The sculpture will remain on display for the public to view through April 2024.

As part of his Crush series, Parker Smith created David with help from a team of master carvers and a 3-D modeling program. The final product was carved out of a Carrara marble block.

SLOMA curator Emma Saperstein stated that David “feels like the perfect sculpture to install right now, especially in the context of the other sculptures this lawn has hosted.”

Past sculptures in the museum’s lawn installation series include Mamma Mobius by Mark di Suvero and Storied Waters by Camille Hoffman.

“After seeing such markedly different expressions of sculpture, Adam’s piece now offers the opportunity for the community to question and consider what monuments are— and deconstruct our thinking around them, an idea that he is exploring in this very work,” Saperstein said in the release.

To find out more about SLOMA’s new lawn installation and other programs, call (805) 543-8562 or visit sloma.org. The museum is located at 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

Fair Oaks Theatre screens locallyproduced comedy, Trusting Chloe

An upcoming screening of Trusting Chloe at the Fair Oaks Theatre in Arroyo Grande will be followed by a special Q-and-A session with some members of the film’s cast and crew—made up of more than 60 San Luis Obispo County-based actors and filmmakers.

Tickets to the screening— which will take place on Saturday, April 15, from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m.—are available in advance at my805tix. com. For more info on the locallyproduced film, visit trustingchloe. jimdofree.com.

The Fair Oaks Theatre is located at 1007 E. Grand Ave., Arroyo Grande. ∆ —Caleb Wiseblood

BY ADRIAN VINCENT ROSAS

Fantastic filmmaking

SLO High School Film Festival to showcase student-made movies at the Palm Theatre

Jensen Wright sighed. He’d been at his computer for hours, carefully constructing what he envisioned as a perfect encapsulation of his creativity–and just as importantly, the perfect tribute to the blockbuster lms like the Star Wars franchise he was captivated by as a kid.

Support the show

The SLO High Film Festival will take place Wednesday, April 19, at the Palm Theatre (817 Palm St., San Luis Obispo) at 7 p.m. Tickets will be available at the door for $5, and donations are greatly encouraged! Visit slohs.slcusd.org for more information on the school and programs that brought this experience to life.

“From the beginning, I wanted to make a movie that would mimic those movies I loved growing up,” Wright said. “It’s super fun, it’s super challenging, but it’s super worth it when you get to watch your own work together on the big screen.”

Hours and hours spent writing, lming, and editing went into producing his 10-minute short lm that people can watch during the San Luis Obispo High School Film Festival on April 19 at the Palm eatre in downtown SLO.

Wright’s lm is one of 14 that students made as part of SLO High School’s Digital Media Program capstone project. e program is headed by Zach Roper, who serves as the capstone class’s teacher and the chair for the school’s Career Technical Education Department.

“It’s fun because, with this being the capstone class, I’ve known a lot of these students for four years and to see them go from just kind of playing around with the tools we o er them, to gaining a newfound understanding of cinema history is a really cool evolution,” Roper said.

Some of the in uences come from traditional blockbuster lms like Star Wars, while others pull from indie arthouse lms akin to those that show at the Palm eatre. Students are exposed to lms from all these genres as part of the class curriculum—where they are then taught how to replicate speci c e ects and styles using programs from the Adobe Suite.

“By the time they start writing their own lms, they are incorporating these references into their own movies, similar to the way they spotted them in actual movies,” Roper said.

One of the most ambitious and passionate attempts to replicate a modern lm experience is showcased in the cinematic Marvel-like universe woven together by Wright and his classmates Gavin Wren and Jackson Stitt.

“ ese guys are super committed; they were putting in tons of hours after class,” Roper said. “ ey pulled o something exceptional, managing to create something that focuses on three separate characters in three separate movies while tying them together in a way that feels cohesive and interesting.”

Wren, who acted in all three Sandbox Trilogy lms, along with directing and editing his own, used green screens, custom props, drone shots, and even holograms to get the lms closest to the iconic movies that in uenced the group along the way—in the process learning how far he could go using the skills he learned in the program.

“It’s really cool to see e ects in movies and go, ‘Oh yeah I can

replicate that since it’s really simple,’ whereas, with some other e ects, it’s like, ‘Oh that’s really cool but I don’t have the money to pull that o ,’” Wren said with a laugh. “I went into this not really knowing if this was what I wanted to do, but I walked away liking it, and now I’m actually going to college for it so it’s cool how it worked out.”

Other students took on a more minimalist style compared to the Sandbox Trilogy. Brooklyn Powers’ lm Heal focused on the raw emotion of going through a breakup.

“Brooklyn took on this really personal story—a breakup that left her devastated for weeks until she had this conversation with her mom,” Roper said. “She ended up casting her mom for that same scene in the lm, and you can just feel this authentic emotion from such a simple conversation because it’s as close to the real experience as it gets.”

Powers originally intended for this scene to be a long shot of her conversation with her mother, but—in a moment Roper feels epitomizes the experience of the program best—realized she could enhance the scene with some di erent shots.

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“It was this ‘Eureka!’ moment for her where she went back and got this panning shot of a wall that has photos of her and her mom growing up to have as B-reel for the scene and it just really drove home that authenticity she was going for,” he said. “When you see that light click on when we are going over the footage in the editing process. It’s just a really cool experience to be part of.”

From spending long afternoons

in the classroom crafting the perfect prop to dealing with days where it feels like nature itself is conspiring to prevent them from getting that perfect shot, students like Wright feel the process made the work feel less like a school project and more like a passion project.

“I think that going into this program, I wasn’t necessarily interested in making movies. I’ve always been more of a graphic designer more than anything else,” Wright said. “But seeing the passion people have for [ lmmaking] and the risks they are willing to take to make their movie their vision really made me realize this is what I want to do.”

Freelancer Adrian Vincent Rosas is rewatching one of his favorite movies e Empire Strikes Back … for the 500th time. Reach him at arosas@newtimesslo.com.

DAUNTING DUNES Jenson Wright and Jackson Stitt stand atop the Oceano Dunes after shooting for their trilogy of films titled Sandbox

HANDMADE PROPS Jenson Wright (left) and Aiden Bolivar work on their prop helmets as part of San Luis Obispo High School’s Digital Media Program.

POWERFUL POSTER In addition to producing 10-minute films from the ground up, SLO High School’s digital media students also designed their respective posters—each one a unique showcase of what the viewer can expect at the upcoming SLO High Film Festival.

Heartbreaker

In her feature-length debut, writerdirector A.V. Rockwell helms this love letter to mothers.

Inez (Teyana Taylor) kidnaps her 6-yearold son, Terry (Aaron Kingsley Adetola), from the foster care system to restart their life together, ultimately reclaiming their sense of home and family. Inez nds a partner in Lucky (William Catlett), and the story proceeds as Terry turns 13 (Aven Courtney) and then 17 (Josiah Cross), but their secret always lingers ominously over them, threatening to destroy the home they’ve built together. e lm won the Sundance Film Festival Grand Jury Prize. (117 min.)

A THOUSAND AND ONE

What’s it rated? R

What’s it worth, Glen? Full price

What’s it worth, Anna? Full price

Where’s it showing? The Palm Theatre

Glen is is an impressive feature-length debut. Rockwell, a woman of color, has directed short lms and music videos since 2012, so she knows her way around a camera. e lm starts in 1994 in New York City when the Twin Towers still dominated the skyline, but Rockwell’s focus is on the street and the people trying to get by, in particular Inez, who’s recently released from Rikers Island jail. She hustles by doing hair, but she’s clearly burned some bridges in her old haunt, so when she takes Terry, they head to where she grew up in Harlem. She’s far from a perfect mother, but she’s a dedicated one who’s trying to make a better life for her son and herself. Teyana Taylor is positively erce as Inez, who at one point tells Terry, “I’d go to war for you. I’d ght this whole city.” She’s a awed character, but you want to root for her and you want to see her succeed both for herself and for Terry.

Anna e thing that keeps Inez pushing through is her erce love for Terry, and somehow, even though it’s far from perfect, she manages to build a life for him. He’s smart and quiet and in desperate need of someone to care for him when he is a little boy. e foster system can easily swallow up

HELLO TOMORROW!

What’s it rated? TV-MA

When? 2023

Where’s it showing? Apple TV+

in Hello Tomorrow! is very cool looking— vintage cars that hover off the ground, Mad Men

STEPPING UP

Low-level FBI Agent Peter Sutherland (Gabriel Basso) stumbles onto a conspiracy involving The White House, in the new action-thriller series The Night Agent on Netflix.

A MOTHER’S LOVE After losing her son, Terry (Aaron Kingsley Adetola), to the foster care system and bouncing around shelters, Inez (Teyana Taylor) kidnaps him to restart their life together, in A

kids like Terry, and Inez truly believes that he is better o with her. Life is a battle for the two, especially in the beginning. Taylor plays Inez with the desperate energy of a rat caught in a trap trying to claw its way out. When Terry is older, their fear becomes not that he will be recognized, but that without a birth certi cate he won’t be able to take the next steps in life to become an adult. is lm is achingly sad in a lot of places, but there is a beauty to that sadness. I especially found the connection between Terry and Lucky, the only man who has been a father gure to him, to be profound.

Glen Catlett as Lucky was a really interesting character. At rst, he resisted the idea of being a father gure to Terry, and the reason becomes obvious at the ambiguous ending of the lm, which really surprised me, but soon Lucky realizes how desperately Terry needs a role model, and as awed as Lucky is, he does his best to become one. e lm is also about a changing New York City, then-Mayor Rudy Giuliani’s stop and frisk policy that put a

style costuming—it’s a lot of fun to watch. The series centers on Billings and his fellow salesmen, including a young guy named Joey (Nicholas Podany) who Jack takes under his wing for ulterior reasons that become clear quickly. Soon into the season it becomes clear that whether the salesmen are aware of it or not, they may be selling dreams much more than they are actual property on the moon.

Rounding out the sales team are couple Shirley and Eddie (Haneefah Wood and Hank Azaria). She’s got the brains, and he’s got a gambling problem. There’s also Herb Porter (Dewshane Williams), who is nerdy and quirky and so much fun to watch. It’s not getting rave reviews on IMDb or Rotten Tomatoes, but had fun watching Hello Tomorrow! If you like shows that offer up retro visual fun, this one will probably be a hit for you too. (10 31-min. episodes)

—Anna

target on the backs of young black men and boys like Terry, and gentri cation. In one particularly vexing segment, it becomes clear that Inez’s new landlord is less interested in repairing her apartment and more interested in forcing her out. Life is hard and unfair, but Inez wants more for Terry. She just might not be able to supply it.

Anna e new landlord seems too good to be true, and he is. It seems like every time this family catches a hint of a break, something inevitably comes crashing down. Terry gets accepted into a specialized tech high school, but when he can’t provide a social security number those dreams are dashed. I thought this movie was fantastic, but it de nitely wasn’t a light watch. is lm broke my heart. ∆

Senior Sta Writer Glen Starkey and freelancer Anna Starkey write Split Screen. Glen compiles listings. Comment at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.

JUMPING JACK Jack Billings (Billy Crudup) runs a team of sales people selling property on the moon, or maybe just the promise of property on the moon, in Hello Tomorrow! streaming on Apple TV+.

THE NIGHT AGENT

What’s it rated? TV-MA

When? 2023

Where’s it showing? Netflix

In this action thriller, low-level FBI Agent Peter Sutherland (Gabriel Basso) is tasked with helming the “Night Action” phone in the basement of The White House. If an agent calls, Peter’s job is merely to direct needed resources.

Most of the time he quietly analyzes reports of the president’s Chief of Staff Diane Farr (Hong Chau). It’s a phone that “never rings” … until one night it does.

On the other end of the line is Rose Larkin

(Luciane Buchanan), who’s on the run from two assassins—Dale (Phoenix Raei) and Ellen (Eve Harlow)—who are part of a conspiracy that rises to the upper echelons of the federal government. Soon Peter and Rose are on the run, and they don’t know who they can trust. It’s very gripping indeed!

It’s also got a cast of terrific and compelling intertwining characters. The assassins are fascinating, but there’s also Secret Service Agents Chelsea Arrington (Fola Evans-Akingbola) and Erik Monks (D.B. Woodside), who are in charge of protecting Vice President Redfield’s (Christopher Shyer) daughter Maddie (Sarah Desjardins). The storyline and action are a blast, but the characterdriven drama sets the series apart. (10 45- to 56-min. episodes) ∆ —Glen

Starring: Chris Pratt, Anya Taylor-Joy, Jack Black, Seth Rogan, Fred Armisen

Billy Crudup takes the stage as Jack Billings, a slick salesman who hocks condos on the moon. The retro-futuristic world the show makers have built for us

Thousand and One, screening at The Palm Theatre.

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Rough trade

Mickey Avalon’s tragic life informs his raps

“One,two, three, four, get your booty on the dance floor. Work it out, shake it little mama, let me see you do the Jane Fonda.”

Like a lot of fans, I “discovered” rapper Mickey Avalon from his relentlessly catchy 2006 song “Jane Fonda,” off his self-titled solo debut. His whole shtick has always been to flaunt a nasty, dirty vibe. Another popular song off the record is “My Dick”: “My dick cost a late night fee/ Your dick got the HIV/ My dick plays on the double feature screen/ Your dick went straight to DVD.”

You get the idea. It’d be easy to dismiss him as shock artist, but his own history explains where his music comes from. Raised in Hollywood by a heroin-addicted father, he turned to selling marijuana as a kid, “a trade he acquired from his mother,” according to his bio.

In his late teens, his father died in a drunk driving accident. In his early 20s, he married, had a daughter, and formed “an uncontrollable heroin addiction. As his life neared rock bottom, Mickey found himself broke, divorced, and turning to prostitution, just to support his smack habit.”

He moved in with his drug-addicted sister, and they worked together on recovery, but then she overdosed and died. At this point, his life could have spiraled into oblivion, but instead he “was befriended by ex-MTV VJ Simon Rex (aka Dirt Nasty), who encouraged Avalon to pursue his passion of hip-hop and even collaborated with him on some tracks.”

Songs like “Jane Fonda,” “Mr. Right,” and “My Dick” put him on the map, and he’s been at it ever since. Mickey Avalon, with local opener A Win For Wolves, plays The Siren on Saturday, April 8 (8 p.m.; 21-and-older; $20.50 presale at eventbrite.com).

Also at The Siren, Kareeta plays on Friday, April 7 (7:30 p.m.; 21-and-older; free), bringing their jamming deep-fried Southernstyle Grateful Dead vibe.

Old school country bad boy Jesse Daniel and opening act Two Runner play on Sunday, April 9 (7 p.m.; 21-and-older; $15 presale at eventbrite.com)

“Jesse Daniel is badass. This record is so badass, Rollin’ On, that he made. It’s such a pure country album,” fellow country music badass Shooter Jennings said of Daniel and his new record.

Rock, jazz, and R&B act Mininova featuring Kenny Lee Lewis of the Steve Miller Band and Scott Martin of War—plays Wednesday, April 12 (7 p.m.; 21-and-older; free).

Next Thursday, April 13, see ska punk icons Save Ferris (7 p.m.; 21-and-older; $25 presale at eventbrite.com), a group formed in Orange County in 1995 that took their name from the classic 1986 teen comedy, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Bristol Cider House

Numbskull and Good Medicine present

The Brother Brothers with special guest Mothra at Bristol’s Cider House in Atascadero on Thursday, April 13

(8 p.m.; all ages; $20 at goodmedicinepresents.com).

The Brother Brothers— identical twins Adam and David Moss—are touring in support of their new album Cover to Cover, which covers classic tracks such as Bobby Bare’s “How I Got to Memphis,” Jackson Brown’s “These Days,” and Hoagy Carmichael’s “I Get Along Without You Very Well (Except Sometimes).”

If you’re a fan of the sounds of The Everly Brothers, this is a must-see. The Moss brothers have heard such comparisons since the very first time they melded their voices together.

“Not even the late Phil and Don Everly, one of the greatest DNA-sharing duos in modern music history, could claim the kind of vocal symmetry Adam and David create,” their bio claims. “Harmonies just don’t get any closer than those sung by siblings who came from the same egg.”

SLO Brew Rock

SLO Brew Rock presents Spring Fest this Saturday, April 8 (1 to 10 p.m.; all age; free), which promises to be fun for the whole family. “There will be a bunch of fun stuff for the kids and live music throughout the property with a small craft market as well,” Entertainment Director Ryan Orr explained. Imua plays from 1 to 3 p.m.; Mininova from 4 to 6 p.m.; The Tens from 6:30 to 7:30 p.m.; and Mother Corn Shuckers from 8 to 10 p.m. Expect craft beers and whiskey, smoked meats, and local craft vendors.

Maryland-based reggae-rock act Bumpin Uglies plays SLO Brew Rock this Wednesday, April 12 (8 p.m.; 18-andolder; $19 at ticketweb. com), with SoCal reggae rocker Kyle Smith opening the show. About a decade ago, Bumpin Uglies took to the road, playing open

mics, backyard parties, or anywhere that would let them play, eventually scoring sold-out shows and prime festival spots.

Fremont Theater

UH2BT K Pop Night returns to the Fremont Theater this Friday, April 7 (8 p.m.; all ages; $17 at seetickets.us). You Had To Be There spins all your favorite Korean pop songs.

Be Our Guest DJ party will be spinning ’90s and ’00s Disney favorites on Saturday, April 8 (8 p.m.; 18-and-older; $16 at seetickets. us). “Disney lovers, ’90s kids, or anyone who just wants to ‘Let It Go … ,’ you’re officially invited.” Hear “Circle Of Life,” “Under The Sea,” and “Zero to Hero,” as well as classics from the iconic Mouseketeers: Britney, Miley, Jonas Brothers, Demi, and more.

Iconic punk act Black Flag makes a stop on their My War Tour 2023 on Sunday, April 9 (9 p.m.; all ages; $30 at seetickets.us). Formed in 1976 in Hermosa Beach by guitarist, primary songwriter, and sole continuous member Greg Ginn, their albums include Damaged, My War, Family Man, Slip It In, Loose Nut, In My Head, and What The …

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More music …

Cal Poly Arts presents Nate Smith + KINFOLK at

the Spanos Theatre this Friday, April 7 (7:30 p.m.; $40 at calpolyarts.org). The drummer, composer, and producer from Chesapeake, Virginia, “is known for his visceral, instinctive, and deep-rooted style of drumming,” his bio explained. “This has led to three Grammy nominations and work with esteemed artists, including Pat Metheny, Dave Holland, Brittany Howard, Van Hunt, The Fearless Flyers, Norah Jones, and Somi. Smith fuses his original compositions with an eclectic mix of music, including everything from jazz to R&B to hip-hop to pop.”

The Clark Center hosts The Eagles tribute act The Long Run this Friday, April 7 (7:30 p.m.; $40 to $50 at clarkcenter.org). “Handpicked to perform the music of The Eagles by Mark Cuban and Ryan Seacrest’s network AXS-TV, their 90-minute live concert for the hit TV show The World’s Greatest Tribute Bands was broadcast to millions of viewers over five countries,” their bio explains. “The show received the highest ratings in the series’ history resulting in an unprecedented two invitations to return in subsequent seasons for encore appearances.”

Acclaimed acoustic guitarist Christie Lenée plays two SLOfolks shows this week, on Friday, April 7, at Coalesce Bookstore in Morro Bay (7 p.m.; $25 at (805) 772-2880) and Saturday, April 8, at Castoro Cellars in Templeton (7:30 p.m.; $25 at (805) 2380725 or online at castorocellars.com/events).

The Tampa native and North Carolina resident won first place at the International Fingerstyle Guitar Championship in 2017, was voted Acoustic Guitarist of the Year by England’s MusicRadar in 2019, and was named “Best Acoustic Guitarists in the World Right Now” by Guitar World in 2020.

Seattle musicians Tomo Nakayama and Bryan John Appleby will be joined by local musician Omen Moth (Kurt Schuler) at A Satellite of Love this Wednesday, April 12 (7:30 p.m.). Japanese native Nakayama was raised in Seattle. Songs like “I Found Out” have an EDM sound overlaid with Nakayama’s high soulful singing. Appleby regularly tours the West Coast, sharing his sound that “draws from elements of psychedelia, wall-of-sound, classic cinema, shoegaze, tropicalia, and mid-century pop. Omen Moth “weaves together stories of heartbreak, faith, and identity in a lost era of working-class America.” ∆

Contact Senior Staff Writer Glen Starkey at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.

HARD-KNOCK LIFE Mickey Avalon, who frequently raps about drug abuse and prostitution, plays The Siren on April 8

PHOTO COURTESY OF THE SIREN

CLOSE HARMONIES Numbskull and Good Medicine present The Brother Brothers at Bristol’s Cider House in Atascadero on April 13

GET IRIE Maryland-based reggae-rock act Bumpin Uglies play SLO Brew Rock on April 12

PHOTO COURTESY OF GOOD MEDICINE PRESENTS

PHOTO COURTESY OF SLO BREW ROCK

Fare play

New SLO hangout

Schoolyard Burgers & Brew offers brunch, pub-style classics, and games galore

Strategically located between downtown San Luis Obispo and Cal Poly is a new— or rather, revamped—restaurant that is hitting all the right notes with students, parents, tourists, and locals alike.

Featuring a meaty menu and hip bar with ample phone and computer charging outlets, a slew of electronic and nostalgic games, and more than a dozen big-screen TVs, Schoolyard Burgers & Brew debuted in February, with plans for a grand opening celebration in September.

Schoolyard is housed within the reimagined Wayfarer SLO hotel, replacing The Kinney SLO and its eatery Leroy’s at the intersection of Grand Avenue and Monterey Street. The expansive restaurant seats 100 guests indoors, with space for an additional 80 on two heated patios.

Hotel general manager Megan Taylor of Morro Bay, restaurant manager Katherine Porter of Nipomo, and executive chef Billy Haynes of Pismo Beach have teamed up to surpass client expectations with a little something for everyone, starting with a diverse, seasonal menu.

“Chef Billy is … an extremely talented chef,” Taylor said. “From the food to the drinks, we source locally as much as possible.”

Schoolyard specializes in pub-style classics, most notably smash burgers—fresh, pressed beef seared on both sides but moist in the middle. Vegetarian patties are available as well.

Other menu highlights include baconwrapped dogs, a selection of wings, and loaded sandwiches and salads as well as boozy milkshakes and local wine and beer.

Milkshakes—try the mudslide with chocolate fudge and Oreo—and specialty cocktails are spiked with Han premium soju and flavored liquor.

“Recently our chef and restaurant manager worked with a local brewery (Antigua) to

For food and fun

Visit Schoolyard Burgers & Brew at The Wayfarer Hotel at 1800 Monterey St. Hours are 6 to 11 a.m. daily for breakfast and 11:30 a.m. to 10 p.m. daily for lunch and dinner. Brunch is offered Saturday and Sunday from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. For more information, visit wayfarerslo.com. Follow the restaurant on Instagram and Facebook @thewayfarerslo.

brew our own beer—the Schoolyard Blonde,” Taylor added. “We look forward to more partnerships like this with our local community.”

Restaurant staff enjoy experimenting in the kitchen and having fun with their scholastic theme.

‘RIGHTEOUS’ The Spicoli—a nod to Fast Times at Ridgemont High— will hit Schoolyard’s menu shortly. The upcoming burger of the month features two smashed patties, cheddar cheese, bacon, pastrami, onion rings, and hickory smoked barbecue sauce.

A future burger of the month is the Spicoli, “which came about by combining chef Billy’s favorite burger and favorite sandwich—a Western bacon cheeseburger and pastrami sandwich,” Porter explained. “It’s named after the memorable character (Jeff) Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.”

A new weekend brunch features items like the Hangover Burger, breakfast sandwich, tot bowl, pancakes, bloody Marys, mimosas, and espresso drinks.

“The Hangover Burger—with double American cheese, fried egg, bacon, roast jalapeño aioli, and pickled red onion—is our most popular menu item and available all day,” Haynes said.

Another hot seller is the Southwestern Chicken Wrap, featuring grilled chicken breast, romaine, corn salsa, charred red pepper, tortilla strips, cheddar, guacamole, and smoked buttermilk ranch dressing.

College students will appreciate a “Weekday Study Hall” menu, he added. Offered weekdays from noon to 5 p.m., Cal Poly students who show a valid ID can indulge in deeply discounted dishes—from a garden salad, bowl of chili, and grilled cheese to a burger, and chicken and bacon quesadilla. Beverage options include a wine glass and beer pint of the day. Nothing exceeds $10.

The standard menu is reasonably priced as well, with the most expensive item being a seared ahi sandwich for $19.

For a decadent indulgence, hot ticket Buddy V’s Cake Slice flavors—at $12 a pop— include red velvet, chocolate fudge, confetti, and rainbow.

While enjoying Schoolyard fare, guests can juice up their phones and laptops for study or work—with free wireless—or partake in games ranging from arcade favorites to Scrabble, shuffleboard, and more. On Wednesday nights at 7 p.m., the restaurant hosts trivia night, with a chance to win prizes.

Additionally, “we’re hoping to grow Schoolyard into the best sports bar in SLO with our new TVs” scattered throughout the restaurant and on both patios, Haynes said. For larger parties, he added, the hotel offers catered and customizable event spaces including The Library, which accommodates up to 100 guests, and The Gallery for up to 60 with an adjoining private patio.

The hotel and Schoolyard staff work hard behind the scenes to create a fun, comfortable vibe for guests.

With a decade of hotel management experience under her belt, Taylor has high hopes for their new venture, particularly with Haynes helming the kitchen.

“He is a strong team player and crucial to the leadership and success of Schoolyard Burgers & Brew,” she said.

His 16-year restaurant career includes a degree from California Culinary Academy in San Francisco, followed by executive chef appointments at Holiday Inn Select in Bakersfield and Four Points by Sheraton San Diego, and a stint as banquet chef at Hilton San Diego Bay.

He was most recently executive chef at Holiday Las Brisas retirement community in SLO.

Porter, meanwhile, is armed with a degree from Chico State University in recreation, hospitality, and parks management, with two years of restaurant industry experience in supervisory and management roles.

Haynes and Porter say they are optimistic about Schoolyard’s future given its prime location on the heavily touristed Central Coast and near Cal Poly in particular.

They envision “a gathering space for travelers and locals alike … to hang out, relax, and enjoy good food and drinks,” Porter said.

“It absolutely makes my day to see the restaurant and patios full of people getting together and having a great time,” she added. “As the summer months approach, we have some fun events planned. … Come and check the place out.” ∆

Flavor Writer Cherish Whyte is eyeing chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast, with a side of Scrabble. Reach her at cwhyte@ newtimesslo.com.

ANTIGUA ON TAP Draft beer options at Schoolyard include a blonde, co-created by executive chef Billy Haynes and restaurant manager Katherine Porter in partnership with fresh hop-specialist Antigua Brewing in downtown San Luis Obispo.

WINE WALL On Tuesdays, Schoolyard offers self-pour tap night from 5 to 10 p.m. Buy a $25 card and get $10 for free. Create your own flight with a mix of local wine and beer. Interactive screens provide tasting notes.

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CAL POLY-INSPIRED Schoolyard Burgers & Brew is housed within The Wayfarer SLO, featuring 100 updated guest rooms—including the grad suite, professor’s suite, two-story dean’s suite, and campus kings and queens.

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The following person is doing business as BRASSERIE SLO, 1125 Garden Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Jess Parker (4331 Modoc Road, Santa Barbara, CA, 93110), 1125 Garden Street Hotel Investors LP (1432 Chapala Street, Santa Barbara, CA 93101). This business is conducted by A Limited Partnership /s/ Jess Parker, General Partner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-16-23. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 03-16-28.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2023-0670 (02/17/2023)

New Filing

The following person is doing business as SPA CERRO, 1125 Garden Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Jess Parker (4331 Modoc Road, Santa Barbara, CA, 93110), 1125 Garden Street Hotel Investors LP (1432 Chapala Street, Santa Barbara, CA 93101). This business is conducted by A Limited Partnership /s/ Jess Parker, General Partner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-16-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 03-16-28.

March 23, 30, April 6, & 13, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS

NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2023-0672 (08/19/2022)

New Filing

The following person is doing business as PAUL’S LIQUOR & DELI, 101 N Ocean Ave., Cayucos, CA 93430. San Luis Obispo County. Ajjan Liquor Inc (101 N Ocean Ave., Cayucos, CA 93430). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Ajjan Liquor Inc., Anthony Ajjan, Treasurer.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-16-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 03-16-28.

March 23, 30, April 6, & 13, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2023-0674 (02/06/2023)

New Filing

The following person is doing business as ELITE RENOVATIONS AND REPAIRS, 1905 Tulipwood Dr., Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Christopher James Compos (1905 Tulipwood Dr., Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Christopher James Compos. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-17-23.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 03-17-28.

March 23, 30, April 6, & 13, 2023

On February 7, 2023, I, James W. Hamilton, San Luis Obispo County Tax Collector, was authorized by the Board of Supervisors of San Luis Obispo County, California, to conduct an Internet Public Auction of properties that have had delinquent taxes for five years or more. The tax-defaulted properties listed below are subject to the Tax Collector’s Power to Sell. Notice of the Internet Public Auction has been given to the California State Controller.

The Internet Public Auction will commence at 8:00 a.m. on Friday, May 12, 2023, and will continue until approximately 9:00 a.m. on Monday, May 15, 2023. The sale will be held through the Tax Collector’s website at: www.slocountytax.org, at “Internet Public Auction.” For bidders without access to the Internet, a computer will be available in the Tax Collector’s Office at 1055 Monterey Street, Room D-290, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, California, during regular business hours. Public access to computers is also available in the County Public Library at 995 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, California.

The properties will be sold to the highest bidder for cash in lawful money of the United States (payable at close of the Internet Auction on May 15, 2023), for not less than the minimum bid as shown on this notice. Cashier’s checks and electronic fund transfers will be accepted for payment. Bidder registration will be through Bid4Assets, which is accessible through the Tax Collector’s website.

The right of redemption (paying the prior year taxes) will cease at 5:00 p.m. on Thursday, May 11, 2023, or when the first bid is received on a subject property, whichever is later. Properties that are not redeemed prior to 5:00 p.m. on May 11, 2023, will be offered for sale.

If a property is not sold at the Internet Public Auction, the right of redemption re-instates up until the close of business on the last day prior to the next scheduled sale.

If the properties are sold, parties of interest, as defined in California Revenue and Taxation Code Section 4675, have a right to file a claim with the County for any excess proceeds from the sale. Excess proceeds are the amount of the highest bid in excess of $150 after the liens and costs of the sale are paid from the sale price. Notice will be given to parties of interest, pursuant to law, if excess proceeds result from the sale.

Additional information about the Internet Public Auction may be obtained by contacting the Redemption Division of the Tax Collector’s Office at 1055 Monterey St., Room D-290, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA, 93408, or by calling the Redemption Division at (805) 781-5836.

The properties listed in this notice are situated in San Luis Obispo County, California. The Internet Public Auction sale of the properties was approved by the Board of Supervisors. The list of properties approved for sale is also posted on the Tax Collector’s website, which will be updated weekly.

Assessment Numbering System Explanation

The assessment number, when used to describe properties in this list, refers to the Assessor’s map book, the map page, or the block on the map (if applicable), and to the individual parcel number on the map page or in the block. The properties that have an assessment number beginning with “902” are timeshare intervals. A “timeshare” is a right to use a specified unit for a specified time during the calendar year. The timeshare intervals to be sold in the Internet Public Auction are for units located at the San Luis Bay Inn, at Avila Beach in the County of San Luis Obispo, California. The Assessor’s parcel maps and further explanation of the assessment numbering system are available in the Assessor’s Office, 1055 Monterey Street, Room D-360, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, California or online at http://www.slocounty.ca.gov/Departments/Assessor/ Services/Assessment-Maps.aspx.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS

NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2023-0676 (N/A)

New Filing

The following person is doing business as BRONCO GARDENING, 513 S 13th St. Apt. B, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Jose Luis Rios Lopez (513 S 13th St. Apt. B, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Jose Luis Rios Lopez. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-17-23.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk G. Ugalde, Deputy. Exp. 03-17-28.

March 30, April 6, 13, & 20, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS

NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2023-0677 (02/17/2015)

New Filing

The following person is doing business as JETS TRACTOR SERVICE, 215 S Oak Glen Ave., Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County.

Jason Eugene Tidalgo, Geraldine Tidalgo (215 S Oak Glen Ave., Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Jason E. Tidalgo. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-17-23.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 03-17-28. March 23, 30, April 6, & 13, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS

NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2023-0679 (01/01/2023)

New Filing

The following person is doing business as MORRO BAY MINI STORAGE, 370 O’Conner Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Thornside Mini Storage, LLC (370 O’Conner Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Thornside Mini Storage, LLC, Patrick Hischier, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-17-23. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 0317-28. March 30, April 6, 13, & 20, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS

NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2023-0681 (02/21/2023)

New Filing

The following person is doing business as CDH, 1930 Laguna Del Campo, Templeton, CA 93465. San Luis Obispo County. Chuck Desmond, Heather Desmond (1930 Laguna Del Campo, Templeton, CA 93465). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Chuck Desmond. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-17-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)

Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 03-17-28. March 23, 30, April 6, & 13, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2023-0695 (03/17/2023)

New Filing

The following person is doing business as COMPASS ROSE INTL AVIATION CONSLT., INC, 5755 Balm Ridge Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Compass Rose Intl Aviation Conslt., Inc (5755 Balm Ridge Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Compass Rose Intl Aviation Conslt., Inc, Tracey Deakin, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-17-23. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk N. Blaseiro, Deputy. Exp. 03-17-28. March 30, April 6, 13, & 20, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS

NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2023-0701 (03/13/2023)

New Filing

The following person is doing business as LA BOUCHERIE CHARCUTERIE, 3750 CA-46, Templeton, CA 93465. San Luis Obispo County. Amy L Parmeter (7040 Iverson Place, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Amy L Parmeter. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-20-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. 03-20-28. March 23, 30, April 6, & 13, 2023

NOTICE OF SEALED BID SALE ON MAY 11, 2023 OF TAX-DEFAULTED PROPERTY FOR DELINQUENT TAXES (Revenue and Taxation Code Sections 3692 and 3702)

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2023-0703 (03/06/2018)

New Filing

The following person is doing business as ANVIL, 233 Surf St. Unit 20, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Richard R Wenz (233 Surf St. Unit 20, Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Richard R Wenz. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-20-23. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 03-20-28. March 30, April 6, 13, & 20, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS

NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2023-0704 (06/21/2010)

On February 7, 2023, I, James W. Hamilton, San Luis Obispo County Tax Collector, was authorized by the Board of Supervisors of San Luis Obispo County, California, to conduct a Sealed Bid Sale of properties that have had delinquent taxes for five years or more, but are not usable due to their size, location or other conditions. The tax-defaulted properties listed below are subject to the Tax Collector’s Power to Sell. Owners of property that is contiguous to the listed properties qualify as eligible bidders. Notice of the Sealed Bid Sale has been given to the California State Controller.

I will publicly open the sealed bids submitted and sell the properties at 2:00 p.m. on Thursday, May 11, 2023, in the Board Chambers on the first floor of the County Government Center, at 1055 Monterey Street, San Luis Obispo, California. The properties will be sold to the highest bidder among the eligible bidders, for not less than the minimum bid as shown on this notice.

The properties that are the subject of this notice are situated in San Luis Obispo County, California. The following is a list of properties that were approved by the Board of Supervisors for sale at this Sealed Bid Sale.

The right of redemption will cease at 5:00 p.m. on Wednesday, May 10, 2023. Properties that are redeemed (taxes paid) by May 10, 2023, at 5:00 p.m. will not be sold. Properties not redeemed by that time will be offered for sale.

If a parcel is not sold at the Sealed Bid Sale, the right of redemption re-instates up until the close of business on the last day prior to the next scheduled sale.

If the properties are sold, parties of interest, as defined in California Revenue and Taxation Code Section 4675, have a right to file a claim with the County for any excess proceeds from the sale. Excess proceeds are the amount of the highest bid in excess of $150 after the liens and costs of the sale are paid from the sale price. Notice will be given to parties of interest, pursuant to law, if excess proceeds result from the sale. Additional information about the Sealed Bid Sale may be obtained by contacting the Redemption Division of the Tax Collector’s Office at 1055 Monterey Street, Room D-290, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA, 93408, or by calling the Redemption Division at (805) 781-5836. Assessment Numbering System Explanation

The assessment number refers to the Assessor’s map book, the map page, or the block on the map (if applicable), and to the individual parcel number on the map page or in the block.

The Assessor’s parcel maps and further explanation of the assessment numbering system are available in the Assessor’s Office, 1055 Monterey Street, Room D-360, San Luis Obispo, California.

Mining Corp

Pamela A

Richard B Heirs

$500.00

I certify under penalty of perjury that the foregoing is true and correct. Executed at San Luis Obispo, San Luis Obispo County, California, on April 6, 2023.

/s/ James W. Hamilton, CPA, San Luis Obispo County Tax Collector

Published in New Times on April 6, April 13, and April 20, 2023

INVITATION TO BID (SUB BIDS

GENERAL CONTRACTOR: MAINO CONSTRUCTION COMPANY, INCORPORATED

PROJECT NAME: CALIFORNIA POLYTECHNIC STATE UNIVERSITY SAN LUIS OBISPO

BUILDING 172H TRASH ENCLOSURE EXPANSION

PROJECT LOCATION: BLDG. 172H - CAL POLY STATE UNIVERSITY, SLO, CA 93407

PROJECT OWNER: TRUSTEES OF THE CALIFORNIA STATE UNIVERSITY

ARCHITECT: CAL POLY STATE UNIVERSITY

BID DATE & TIME: THURSDAY, APRIL 20, 2023 @ 12:00 P.M.

PRE-BID SITE REVIEW: N/A

ESTIMATE/BUDGET: $250,000

ANTICIPATED SCHEDULE: 2.5 MONTHS

START DATE: JUNE 19, 2023

COMPLETION: AUGUST 25, 2023

(CONTRACTOR IS RESPONSIBLE FOR OVERTIME AND WEEKEND WORK ANTICIPATED TO MEET PROJECT SCHEDULE)

SCOPE OF WORK: Work consists of demolition of the southern wall of the existing trash enclosure, extending concrete foundations and slab on grade, install new CMU wall extensions as indicated on the project drawings, extend the existing galvanized steel trellis, install (1) pair of custom steel louvered gates.

The University will be performing the following trades: Painting

BIDS SHALL BE EMAILED TO: tomm@mainoslo.com and sonnys@mainoslo.com

BID REQUIREMENTS:

1. Subcontractors must be bondable and may be required to provide Payment and Performance Bonds.

2. Bid Bond is not required.

3. Safety Record is of the utmost importance. Subcontractors with aggregate EMR Rate of 1.5 over the past three years may be disqualified.

4. Prevailing Wage

TO VIEW PLANS/SPEC:

Plans and specs may be downloaded from ASAP Reprographics at www.asapplanroom.com

Plans and specs may also be viewed at the following Builders Exchanges:

- SLO County Builders Exchange – www.slocbe.com

- Santa Maria Valley Contractors Association – www.smvca.org

- Central California Builders Exchange – www.cencalbx.com

Maino Construction Company, Incorporated is an equal opportunity Contractor. It is the responsibility of each Subcontractor to view all pertinent information and documents prior to submitting a proposal.

April 6, 2023

ORDINANCE NO. 3487

SAN LUIS OBISPO COUNTY ORDINANCE RESCINDING

LOCAL CAMPAIGN FINANCE CONTRIBUTION LIMITS

WHEREAS, the California Political Reform Act of 1974 (Gov. Code § 81000 et seq.) (“Political Reform Act”) was amended by the voters in 1988, to impose contribution limitations for statewide offices, and authorized local jurisdictions to enact contribution limits or other prohibitions; and

WHEREAS, in 2019, the Legislature approved, and the Governor signed into law AB 571 which amended the Political Reform Act to impose contribution limitations on local elective offices in jurisdictions that have not enacted their own contribution limits; and

WHEREAS, on November 20, 2020, the County Board of Supervisors adopted Ordinance No. 3429 establishing local campaign contribution limits and local enforcement provisions; and

WHEREAS, by this Ordinance, the County Board of Supervisors desires to rescind Ordinance No. 3429 and to default to the State’s campaign contribution limits and rules per AB 571.

The Board of Supervisors of the County of San Luis Obispo ordains as follows:

SECTION I. It is the purpose and intent of the Board of Supervisors in adopting this Ordinance to rescind Ordinance No. 3429 and to default to the State’s campaign contribution limits and rules per AB 571, including the manner in which such rules are enforced.

SECTION II: Chapter 30.02 is hereby deleted from the San Luis Obispo County Code.

SECTION III: If any section, subsection, clause, phrase or portion of this ordinance is for any reason held to be invalid or unconstitutional by the decision of a court of competent jurisdiction, such decision shall not affect the validity or constitutionality of the remaining portion of this ordinance. The Board of Supervisors hereby declares that it would have passed this ordinance and each section, subsection, clause, phrase or portion thereof irrespective of the fact that any one or more sections, subsections, sentences, clauses, phrases or portions be declared invalid or unconstitutional.

SECTION IV: This ordinance shall take effect and be in full force and effect thirty (30) days after its passage and before the expiration of fifteen (15) days after passage of this ordinance, it shall be published once with the names of the members of the Board of Supervisors voting for and against the ordinance in a newspaper of general circulation published in the County of San Luis Obispo, State of California.

SECTION V: Adoption of this ordinance is not subject to environmental review under the California Environmental Quality Act because it is not a project as defined in CEQA Guidelines section 15378.

SECTION VI: In accordance with Government Code Section 25131, after reading the title of this Ordinance, further reading of the Ordinance in full is waived.

INTRODUCED at a regular meeting of the Board of Supervisors held on the 21st day of March, 2023 and PASSED and ADOPTED by the Board of Supervisors of the County of San Luis Obispo, State of California, on the 4th day of April , 2023, by the following roll call to vote, to wit:

AYES: Supervisors Bruce S. Gibson, Jimmy Paulding and Dawn Ortiz-Legg

NOES: Supervisor Debbie Arnold and Chairperson John Peschong

ABSENT: None

ABSTAINING: None

/s/ John Peschong

Chairperson of the Board of Supervisors of the County of San Luis Obispo State of California

ATTEST: WADE HORTON

Ex-Officio Clerk of the Board of Supervisors

By: /s/ Niki Martin, Deputy Clerk April 6, 2023

NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING BOARD OF SUPERVISORS

WHO: San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors

WHEN: Tuesday, April 18, 2023, at 9:00 a.m. All items are advertised for 9:00 a.m. To find out placement of this item on the Board of Supervisors Agenda, go to the County’s website at www.slocounty.ca.gov on the Wednesday before the scheduled hearing date.

WHAT: Hearing to consider an appeal (APPL2022-00006) by Russ and Jeanette Taylor and Jason and Megan Tewell of the decision of the Planning Commission to approve Variance / Minor Use Permit / Coastal Development Permit (DRC2019-00262) to allow grading on slopes in excess of 30% for a two-level single-family residence of approximately 1,970 square feet with a 550 squarefoot garage on a 3,776 square-foot lot. The proposal includes the following components: (1) grading and excavation for the foundation/footings, garage and driveway; (2) site disturbance of approximately 1,577-square feet including on-site drainage improvements; and (3) development of the residence. The proposed project is within the Residential Single Family land use category and is located at 3579 Gilbert Avenue at the corner of Gilbert Avenue and Chaney Avenue, in the community of Cayucos. The site is in the Estero planning area. District 2.

County File Number: APPL2022-00006

Assessor Parcel Number: 064-405-016

Supervisorial Districts: 2 Date Accepted: June 29, 2020

WHERE: The hearing will be held in the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, 1055 Monterey St., Room #D170, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA. The Board of Supervisors Chambers are located on the corner of Santa Rosa and Monterey Streets. At the hearing all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal.

FOR FURTHER INFORMATION: You may contact Kip Morais, Project Manager, in the San Luis Obispo County Department of Planning and Building, 976 Osos Street, Room 200, San Luis Obispo, California 93408, (805) 781-5600. The staff report will be available for review the Wednesday before the scheduled hearing date on the County’s website at http://www.slocounty.ca.gov.

ENVIRONMENTAL INFORMATION: Also to be considered is the determination that the project is found to be categorically exempt from the Environmental Quality Act under CEQA Guidelines § 15303, new construction or conversion of small structures. The proposed project is a single-family residence located in an urbanized area which is zoned residential. The proposed project is not in a location which would have an impact on an environmental resource of hazardous or critical concern per CEQA Guidelines § 15300.2(a). No unusual circumstances exist. The proposed residence is in an urbanized area with numerous homes which are of approximately the same size and located on steep slopes. A Notice of Exemption has been prepared pursuant to CEQA Guidelines Section 15062.

COASTAL APPEALABLE: County action may be eligible for appeal to the California Coastal Commission. Appeals must be filed in writing as provided by Coastal Zone Land Use Ordinance Section 23.01.043.

**If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing**

DATED: April 4, 2023

WADE HORTON, EX-OFFICIO CLERK OF THE BOARD OF SUPERVISORS

By /s/Sandy Currens Deputy Clerk April 6, 2023

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO

CITY OF PISMO BEACH STATE OF CALIFORNIA PUBLIC NOTICE

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that on Tuesday, April 18, 2023 at 5:30 p.m., the Pismo Beach City Council will hold a regular meeting in the Council Chamber at City Hall, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, during which it will consider the following:

Description: Introduction (first reading) of an Ordinance amending Chapter 12.10 of the Pismo Beach Municipal Code to regulate newsracks.

Details about ways to participate in this meeting will be provided on the agenda posted for the meeting online at pismobeach.org/ agenda, and on the bulletin board at City Hall. The agenda will be posted in the afternoon of April 13, 2023.

You have a right to comment on these projects and their effect on our community Interested persons are invited to participate in the meeting or otherwise express their views and opinions regarding the proposed projects. Emailed comments may be submitted to citycouncil@pismobeach.org; staff cannot guarantee that emailed comments submitted after the start of the meeting will be given full consideration before action is taken. Written comments may be delivered or mailed to the City Clerk’s Office at 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA 93449, prior to the meeting, or hand-delivered during the meeting no later than the comment period for this item.

Oral comment may be provided prior to the meeting by calling 805-773-7005 and leaving a voice message. Please state and spell your name, and identify your item of interest. Oral comment may also be made during the meeting, either by joining the virtual meeting using the link provided on the agenda document, or by attending the meeting in person in the Council Chamber at City Hall. Please refer to the agenda for this meeting for specific instructions for participation

Staff reports, plans and other information related to these projects are available for public review from the City Clerk’s Office, by emailing City Clerk Erica Inderlied at einderlied@pismobeach.org.

The meeting agenda and staff report will be available no later than the Thursday before the meeting and may be obtained upon request by mail or by visiting www.pismobeach.org/agenda. The Council meeting will be televised live on Charter Cable Channel 20 and streamed on the City’s website.

PLEASE NOTE:

If you challenge the action taken on this item in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public meeting described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the City of Pismo Beach at, or prior to, the Council’s consideration of the item.

For further information, please contact Erica Inderlied, City Clerk, at einderlied@pismobeach.org or 805-773-7003.

Erica Inderlied City Clerk April 6, 2023

BOARD OF SUPERVISORS MEETING BRIEF

TUESDAY, MARCH 21, 2023 AT 9:00 AM

5 BOARD MEMBERS PRESENT

01. Consent Agenda – Item Nos. 1 thru 33 & Added No. 42 & Resolution (Res) Nos. 2023-043 thru 2023-060, approved.

02. Public Comment Period – Items not on the agenda: B. Steinberg; M. Gordon; W. Lo; E. Greening; Marela; D. Stebbens; G. Clemens; P. Hostetter; G. Kirkland; G. Nelson; B. McFarland; P. Lopez; D. Greenaway; M. Brown & L. Owen;: speak. No action taken.

03. Protest Hearing re: proposed solid waste collection rate increase within the Los Osos Community Services District (CSD) boundaries; found no majority protest exists & adopts Res. 202361, establishing Solid Waste Collection Rates w/in the Los Osos CSD, adopted.

04. Protest Hearing re: proposed solid waste collection rate increase within areas of the Baywood Los Osos Urban Reserve Line that surround the Los Osos CSD boundaries; found no majority protest exists & adopts Res. 2023-62, approving Solid Waste Collection Rates for Areas Surrounding the Los Osos CSD, adopted.

05. Presentation by MSW Consultants on a fee study for solid waste compliance activities, rec’d w/ direction to initiate discussions w/ the SLO Co. Integrated Waste Management Authority (IWMA) & its member agencies in order to re-join the IWMA.

06. Status Report on the American Public Works Association Reaccreditation Process, pulled off the agenda.

07. Closed Session – Anticipated Litigation. Significant exposure to litigation - potential cases: 2. Initiation of litigation - potential cases: 3. Conference with Legal Counsel – Pending Litigation: Existing Litigation (Formally initiated.): SLO Co. Citizens for Good Government, Inc., Gomez, Maruska, Villa v. Co. of Luis Obispo Board of Supervisors, SLO Co. Superior Court, Case No. 22CVP0007; Application filed by PG&E in the 2021 Nuclear Cost Triennial Proceeding (U39E A.21-12-007). Conference w/ Labor Negotiator re: employee organizations: SLOPA; SLOCEA-T&C; DCCA; Sheriffs’ Mgmt; SLOCPPOA; DSA; DAIA; SLOCPMPOA; SLOCEA – PSSC; Unrepresented Mgmt & Confidential Employees; SDSA; UDWA. Report Out. Open Session.

08. PG&E Diablo Canyon Power Plant Decommissioning Project permitting & EIR preparation Qtrly update & Res. 2023-063, amending the Position Allocation List (PAL) for Fund Center 142 – Dept. of Planning & Building to extend the 1.00 FTE LimitedTerm Principal Environmental Specialist & 1.00 FTE Limited-Term Senior Planner through 2/9/27, adopted.

09. Ordinance No. 3486 authorizing the implementation of a community choice aggregation program in the unincorporated areas of Co. through participation in Central Coast Community Energy’s (3CE) community choice aggregation program & Res. 2023-064, requesting membership in 3CE’s Joint Powers Authority & authorizing the Chair to execute the Joint Powers Authority Agreement as amended w/ 3CE, adopted.

MEETING ADJOURNED

For more details, view the meeting videos at: https://www. slocounty.ca.gov/Departments/Administrative-Office/Clerk-ofthe-Board/Clerk-of-the-Board-Services/Board-of-SupervisorsMeetings-and-Agendas.aspx

Wade Horton, Clerk of the Board of Supervisors

By: Annette Ramirez, Deputy Clerk April 6, 2023

WHO County of San Luis Obispo Planning Commission

WHEN Thursday, May 11, 2023 at 09:00 AM. All items are advertised for 09:00 AM.

To verify agenda placement, please call the Department of Planning & Building at (805) 781-5600.

WHAT Hearing to consider a request by Greenview Estates (Applicant) for a Tentative Tract Map (SUB2021-00013/TR 3073) to subdivide a 36.71-acre parcel into seven parcels, ranging in size from 5 acres to 5.6 acres for the sale and/or development of each proposed parcel. The project includes the extension of Stagecoach Road, as a private road, for access to the project site; the Applicant has requested an exception to Title 21 to allow more than five lots to take access from a private road. Other proposed site improvements include the installation of retention basins, bioswales, and other low-impact design treatments. The project site is located in the Residential Suburban (RS) land use category, to the north of Stagecoach Road and El Sueno Way, northeast of the City of Arroyo Grande. The project is located within the San Luis Bay (Inland) Sub Area (South) of the South County (Inland) Planning Area.

Also to be considered is the adoption of the Mitigated Negative Declaration prepared for this item. The Environmental Coordinator, after completion of the Initial Study, finds that there is no substantial evidence that the project may have a significant effect on the environment, and the preparation of an Environmental Impact Report is not necessary. Therefore, a Mitigated Negative Declaration (pursuant to Public Resources Code Section 21000 et seq., and CA Code of Regulations Section 15000 et seq.) has been prepared for this project and was circulated for public review between January 20 and February 21, 2023 (SCH: 2023010357). Mitigation measures are proposed to address Air Quality, Biological Resources, Geology & Soils, Hazards & Hazardous Materials, Land Use and Planning, Hydrology & Water Quality, Utilities & Service Systems, and Mandatory Findings of Significance, and are included as conditions of approval.

A copy of the Environmental Document is also available on the Planning and Building Department website at https://energov.sloplanning.org/ EnerGov_Prod/SelfService#/home then searching the file number and viewing the attachments. Anyone interested in commenting on the proposed Environmental Document should submit a written statement and/or speak at the public hearing. Comments will be accepted up until completion of the public hearing(s).

County File Number: SUB2021-00013

Supervisorial District: District 3

Assessor Parcel Number(s): 047-181-001

Date Accepted: N/A

WHERE

The hearing will be held in the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, 1055 Monterey Street, Room #D170, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA. The Board of Supervisors Chambers are located on the corner of Santa Rosa and Monterey Streets. At the meeting all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal.

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION

A copy of the staff report will be made available on the Planning Department website at www.sloplanning.org You may also contact Cheryl Ku, Project Manager in the Department of Planning and Building at the address below or by telephone at 805-781-5600.

If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing.

Ysabel Eighmy, Supervising Administrative Clerk

Planning Commission

April 6, 2023

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DEPARTMENT OF PLANNING & BUILDING

NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING

WHO County of San Luis Obispo Planning Commission

WHEN Thursday, May 11, 2023 at 09:00 AM All items are advertised for 09:00 AM. To verify agenda placement, please call the Department of Planning & Building at (805) 781-5600.

WHAT A request by Briar Rose Estates LLC and Monte J. Cool for a Planned Development and Tentative Tract Map (SUB2021-00035/TR 3135) to subdivide an approximately 2.66 acre parcel into 25 lots ranging from 2,991 square feet to 3,674 square feet with a 35,129 square foot common area parcel, and allow the construction of 24 single-family residences and related on and off-site improvements. The applicant is requesting a modification of Section 22.10.080 that limits the height of a fence or wall from 6.5 feet maximum to allow a maximum of 12-foot-tall retaining wall along the eastern property boundary. The project result in approximately 2.94 acres of ground disturbance, including 3,720 cubic yards of cut and 13,367 cubic yards of fill. The proposed project within Residential Multi-Family land use category located at 695 Hill Street within the community of Nipomo. The project site is in the South County Inland Sub Area of the South County planning area.

Also to be considered at the hearing will be approval of the Environmental Document prepared for the item. The Environmental Coordinator, after completion of the initial study, finds that there is no substantial evidence that the project may have a significant effect on the environment, and the preparation of an Environmental Impact Report is not necessary. Therefore, a Negative Declaration (pursuant to Public Resources Code Section 21000 et seq., and CA Code of Regulations Section 15000 et seq.) has been issued on January 24, 2023 for this project. Mitigation measures are proposed to address Air Quality, Biological Resources, and Hazards and Hazardous Materials and are included as conditions of approval. Anyone interested in commenting or receiving a copy of the proposed Environmental Determination should submit a written statement. Comments will be accepted up until completion of the public hearing(s).

County File Number: SUB2021-00035

Supervisorial District: District 4

Assessor Parcel Number(s): 092-578-003

Date Accepted: 11/16/2021

WHERE

The hearing will be held in the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, 1055 Monterey Street, Room #D170, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA. The Board of Supervisors Chambers are located on the corner of Santa Rosa and Monterey Streets. At the meeting all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal.

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION

A copy of the staff report will be made available on the Planning Department website at www.sloplanning.org. You may also contact Eric Tolle, Project Manager, in the Department of Planning and Building at the address below or by telephone at 805-781-5600.

If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing.

Ysabel Eighmy, Secretary Planning Commission April 6, 2023