New Times, Dec. 22, 2022

Power struggle

BY PETER JOHNSON AND SHWETHA SUNDARRAJAN

The Central Coast is on the cusp of big changes regarding green energy production, but the transition will take time. Currently, state, local, and PG&E officials are discussing how to keep energy flowing from Diablo Canyon Power Plant. Faced with the challenge of energy shortfalls amid climate change, state lawmakers released funding to keep Diablo open, though it was set to be decommissioned soon.

Assistant Editor Peter Johnson has the details about Diablo’s future [8] . Meanwhile, offshore wind energy lease sales wrapped up on Dec. 6, leaving questions in their wake about impacts on Morro Bay stakeholders, including local fishermen. Staff Writer Shwetha Sundarrajan spoke with energy groups and fishermen for the story [9]

Also this week, read about the investigation into the crash in SLO that may have killed a couple and their dog [4]; a Pismo paper crafter raising funds for girls’ education [20] , and homemade Mexican food in SLO by way of Michoacán [24]

Andrea Rooks associate editor

UP IN THE AIR A new era for energy production is on the Central Coast horizon with offshore wind leases taking shape, while PG&E and the state outline possibilities for Diablo Canyon.

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What the county’s talking about this week

SLO police identify alleged driver who hit and killed couple

San Luis Obispo police released the name of the driver who allegedly hit and killed a local couple and their dog last month— three weeks after the incident amid mounting public pressure on the investigation.

Daniel Angel Saligan Patricio, 24, was driving in the 3400 block of Sacramento Drive on Nov. 21 when “he lost control of his vehicle” and fatally struck Matthew Chachere, 39, and Jennifer Besser, 36, while they were walking their dog, according to a Dec. 15 SLO Police Department update.

Excessive speed was likely a factor in the crash, the report said.

After the crash, SLO officers responded to the scene and were initially unaware that the car hit any persons. Officers took down a collision report and the car was towed. Alcohol or drugs were not deemed factors.

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“The car had reportedly struck the curb, a street sign, and the abutment of the bridge,” according to police accounts.

The bodies of Chachere and Besser weren’t discovered for another 28 hours. The next day, at 4:40 p.m., a citizen reported seeing a deceased dog in the creek bed at the same location as the crash.

“Officers investigated the scene and attempted to contact the owners of the dog but were unsuccessful,” the police account stated.

Later that night, a missing persons report was filed for Chachere and Besser. A SLOPD dispatcher then reportedly made the connection between the deceased dog and the couple.

“Officers returned to the heavily wooded creek bed, and after further search of the area, discovered the deceased bodies of the missing residents under heavy brush,” according to police reports.

For three weeks after the incident, police identified Patricio as “a 24-year-old male” and declared the investigation ongoing, but did not release his name until Dec. 15. That—in addition to the delayed discovery of the couple’s bodies—drew criticism from SLO County community members and Chachere’s family.

According to KSBY, Chachere’s parents wrote a letter to SLO Police Chief Rick Scott on Dec. 16 expressing frustration with the handling of their son’s death, which they shared with the TV news station.

“Why was there no breath or blood analysis conducted by the officers?” the Chacheres reportedly wrote in the letter. “It is inconceivable.”

Coastal Commission dismisses permit appeal linked to Pismo City Council member

A Pismo Beach official recently publicly admitted to the California Coastal Commission that the city’s approval process of a contentious coastal development permit was less than ideal.

“I think we can all agree that the process for this particular project wasn’t great,” Matt Downing, the community development director, told the commission at the Dec. 16 meeting. “We

The family added, per KSBY, that “we expect law enforcement to do its job despite failing to perform as anyone would have expected of a competent law enforcement agency at the scene of the incident that resulted in the death of Matt and his girlfriend, Jennifer.”

Others weighed in on social media. Facebook user Linda Downing Mulay commented on a SLO Police Department post that “something stinks with this whole investigation.”

“How can two people end up hidden [in] the bushes along with a dog and the driver didn’t know anything about it. I don’t believe it,” she wrote on Facebook.

In its Dec. 15 update, the SLO Police

did receive advice from our coastal planner at the time, prior to action by the city, saying we made a mistake.”

Pismo Beach approved an amendment of its local coastal plan (LCP) earlier this year to correct a change made in 2011. That year, the City Council approved construction restrictions pertaining to setbacks in the St. Andrews neighborhood, which includes Naomi Avenue. Now, efforts are underway to demolish an existing structure on that street and replace it with a single-family home triple in size. The new property is owned by the Mittry Family Trust.

Department emphasized that the investigation is ongoing and remains a top priority. It asked for the community’s patience.

“This is a complex case with a variety of intricate and technical evidence that is still being collected and analyzed. This evidence, we anticipate, will present the most accurate account of the incident,” the update read. “SLOPD remains committed to the thorough completion of the investigation and appreciates the patience of the community while we work towards providing important answers to family members and our community in pursuit of justice.” ∆

—Peter Johnson

Its trustee, Richard Mittry, is the stepfather of Pismo Beach City Councilmember Scott Newton.

Previous New Times reporting found that Newton recused himself from official discussions about the project, and he claimed that he had no control over the trust.

The proposed modern home did not fit the standards of the old LCP. The City Council concurrently updated the LCP and approved a permit to build the new house—a move that

SCENE OF THE … SLO police continue to investigate a Nov. 21 car crash in the 3400 block of Sacramento Drive that killed a local couple and their dog.

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angered some residents who thought it set an unfair precedent for other cities. They also claimed that it tarnished the traditional characteristic of the beach neighborhood.

Former Pismo Beach City Councilman Erik Howell and local attorney Tarren Collins questioned Newton’s involvement in getting the rules changed and appealed the city’s permit approval. At the Dec. 16 meeting, the Coastal Commission shot down the appeal in a 5-1 motion after finding no substantial issues with the project.

But the city’s permit approval procedure also raised commission eyebrows.

“It is true that the project took a circuitous route through the city’s process, and it is true that it was initially improperly approved by the City Council since it relied on an LCP amendment being approved by the commission that modified certain development standards in the neighborhood,” Sarah MacGregor, the coastal program analyst, said at the meeting.

In a letter dated April 15, four days before the Pismo Beach City Council meeting where the both the development permit and the LCP amendment were approved, Coastal Program Analyst Katie Butler discouraged the city from doing just that.

“We would like to retract our support for that approach, and instead clarify that the LCP amendment should be processed first (independent of a project-specific CDP [permit]), and then if/when the amendment is certified by the Coastal Commission, only then should the CDP be considered by the city,” the letter read.

In spite of these findings, MacGregor announced at the meeting that the project didn’t raise the types of coastal resource concerns that would suggest there is a substantial issue. With the motion, the Coastal Commission declined to take jurisdiction over the project.

Howell told New Times that local governing bodies must issue permits based on the LCP as it’s written, and not “how the developer wishes they were written.” Both he and Collins alleged

corruption at play.

“It’s disappointing that even though both city staff and coastal staff admitted that the legal process was not properly followed, the commission decided to overlook the obvious flaws in the process and found that our appeal raised no substantial issue,” Collins said. “If this wasn’t a City Council member’s project, this would never have gotten this far.”

—Bulbul Rajagopal

Paso Robles took a step into the future by partnering with Cal Poly on its spaceport license application.

The City Council voted on Dec. 6 to pay the Cal Poly Corporation an estimated $110,000 to complete a three-part plan that would help get the Paso Robles Municipal Airport’s application to become a licensed spaceport into the Federal Aviation Administration by Aug. 31, 2023.

According to city Economic Development Manager Paul Sloan, the funding approval provided the necessary tools to move forward with the license application.

“Now there’s funding behind it, so the students who are working behind it are paid and we also pay for the expert faculty’s time,” Sloan said.

The spaceport would launch rockets horizontally—like traditional airplanes— providing an opportunity for Cal Poly students to build and launch miniature satellites known as CubeSats into space and bring economic development to North SLO County.

Cal Poly’s proposal involves three separate parts. The first part of the plan involves the completion of the license. The second involves facilitating partnerships between the space technology and agricultural technology industries. This includes developing and mapping out the area of the city known as the Tech Corridor by creating a website that promotes the strategic plan.

“It just happens to be that [the businesses] are in a technical field, but they’re going to need all the other things

Paso Robles partners with Cal Poly to apply for spaceport license

INTO THE FUTURE Paso Robles recently entered a partnership with Cal Poly Corporation to facilitate their FAA spaceport license application and help develop other industry sectors in the city.

that come with any business,” Sloan said. “That’s why, even at Cal Poly, we’re working with students in the business department as well as in the graphic design department.”

The third component of the plan would involve spurring workforce development in the Tech Corridor with Cal Poly.

“They have contacts and relationships with this vast array of technical companies because those are the companies that hired their graduates to work in all these various businesses,” Sloan said.

He added that since the Dec. 6 meeting, there have been multiple conversations between Cal Poly students, the city, and Global Spaceport Alliance Chair Dr. George Nield.

“The students have been able to ask questions and for him to give them some guidance as they start the project to actually put things in motion,” Sloan said. “We have calls every other week to see how we’re moving forward.”

The project is supported by the Regional Economic Action Coalition (REACH), which is also involved with projects surrounding Vandenberg Space Force Base near Lompoc.

“There is a demand for this type of horizontal launch spaceport and they are going through all the steps to bring that vision into a reality, and it fits perfectly within the larger vision for the Central Coast region to really capitalize on our role as a kind of space country,” REACH President and CEO Melissa James said.

As the spaceport progresses, James said that REACH will work toward “attracting investment” to the region.

“REACH really plays a role in trying to ready the region for that investment, advocating to state and federal partners for these types of opportunities for the right kinds of grants and investment, and then attracting the private sector into our region,” James said.

—Shwetha Sundarrajan

Judge approves receivership for ‘dangerous’ Prado Road property

A San Luis Obispo County judge signed off on an emergency order filed by the city of SLO to appoint a receiver to take control of a property on Prado Road deemed “substantially substandard and unsafe.”

SLO resident William Sievers’ 2.2-acre lot shares a property line with the 40 Prado Homeless Center and is used as an industrial campus to store a mass of recycled items, from cars and appliances to machine parts.

But in recent years, the property devolved into a haven for “squatters, liars, and thieves,” Sievers told New Times, who have started fights, fires, drug deals, and general mayhem. Sievers rents the land to tenants, some of whom are “bad people” who took advantage of him and have been difficult to evict amid the COVID-19 pandemic, he said.

While Sievers tried to convince a judge that he’s in the process of removing trespassers, boosting security, and cleaning up the land, city attorneys argued that he’s yet to do so, despite years of warnings, causing the city to field more

than 100 police calls and fight two fires on the site since 2020.

In the Dec. 14 ruling, Judge Tana Coates sided with the city and granted the receivership request. An entity called California Receivership Group Inc. is assigned to the property and can take out loans against it to bring it up to city code.

“The court is sympathetic to [Sievers’] issues,” Coates wrote in her ruling. “It is unclear to the court, however, what more [he] can do, or why additional time is needed for him to remedy the conditions, given that these issues were identified beginning in 2017 and continue to persist at the property to this day.

“Again, the court understands there are individuals at the property who are taking advantage of [him] and who refuse to comply with his requests and lawful demands,” the ruling continued. “Thus, the court finds the city must step in to ensure the health, welfare, and safety of the public.”

According to Sievers and a friend who said she was a resident at the property for 15 years, the city did not adequately step in to address the escalation in criminal activity on the property.

Resident Kathi DiPeri alleged in a handwritten court statement that she was “violently assaulted” on the property and local law enforcement did not appropriately respond.

“I called the [police department] on several occasions on the criminal activity that was taking place on the property,” she wrote. “Because COVID had changed the rules and gave the police an excuse to do nothing about criminal activity … their patent answer was it’s a ‘civil matter.’ My being assaulted, theft, selling and doing drugs, breaking into my vehicle, and moving stuff out and selling it are not civil matters. They are criminal acts and should have been treated as such.

“You have no right to do a receivership on my friend William Sievers’ property,” she continued, “when your lack of doing your jobs has not only contributed but caused the problem at Prado Road.”

SLO Police Capt. Brian Amoroso said that DiPeri has made “multiple contacts with SLOPD related to that property spanning several years” and could not respond to her allegations without more information on the incidents.

“This property has been a public nuisance for years,” Amoroso wrote in an email. “Since January 2020 until present, officers handled cases or responded to this property 136 times.”

In his court statement, Sievers asked for six months to “prove diligence and progress.” In a list of action items, he said would work to keep “intruders” off the property; remove “unauthorized extension cords” and “unauthorized plumbing hookups”; hire a trucking service to haul trash out and recycle metals, woods, e-waste, and other hazardous materials; and repair various buildings on the site, among other cleanup items.

But Coates ruled that the city met its legal burden for receivership—that the code violations on the site “are so extensive and of such a nature that the health and safety of the residents, neighboring properties, and the public are substantially endangered.”

“[Sievers] has been given more than a reasonable amount of time to correct and abate the violations and the dangerous and substandard conditions … but has

failed to do so,” she ruled.

The next court hearing in the case is scheduled for Jan. 18.

—Peter Johnson

Atmospheric changes

force KCBX to end service on 89.5 FM KSBX

A phenomenon colloquially understood as a “hot air sandwich” squeezed out an FM frequency hosted by KCBX.

Changes in atmospheric conditions due to climate change forced the radio news station to end service on 89.5 FM KSBX after almost 40 years of cultivating listenership in Santa Barbara County. KCBX also serves San Luis Obispo and southern Monterey counties.

“KCBX considers Santa Barbara an integral part of our listenership, and we have no plans to reduce or limit news coverage or reporting on local Santa Barbara events and happenings,” General Manager Frank Lanzone said in a press release dated Dec. 19. “As a Central Coast public radio station, we consider Santa Barbara residents part of our KCBX family.”

Called tropospheric ducting, the natural process created by warmer waters allows FM frequencies to cover larger distances over the ocean. WHRO Public Media explained it as a layer of warm air getting trapped between two layers of cool air—one close to the water surface, and the second close to outer space. This “hot air sandwich” makes the radio signal travel farther than usual.

“As a result, broadcasts on a frequency many miles away are able to reach new coastlines and interfere with the same frequency that would previously be shielded from that interference based on distance alone,” the KCBX press release said.

But the signal is in jeopardy when it gets to the boundary between warm and cool air, causing it to bend. The signal warps again when it travels below to the next boundary of warm and cool air.

“The KSBX frequency at 89.5 FM is an unfortunate victim of this phenomenon, being increasingly overrun by a station using the same frequency 200 miles away, creating an unintentional problem that that the other station cannot fix,” the press release stated.

Lanzone told New Times that the Federal Communications Commission doesn’t regulate environmentally caused interferences. The radio station encouraged Santa Barbara listeners to tune in using other forms of media like its website kcbx.org, the NPR mobile app, and the Apple Music app.

“Some areas on the outskirts of Santa Barbara, including most of the city of Goleta, will still be able to listen on the KCBX 90.9 FM signal,” the KCBX statement read.

—Bulbul Rajagopal

Atascadero launches loan program to help local restaurants

More food establishments could open up in Atascadero thanks to a new loan program the city started to help revitalize downtown.

The city is planning to start accepting loan applications in January. The Restaurant Development Incentive Loan Program started in 2021 as part of the city’s action plan to attract more businesses and restaurants to its downtown area. Due to inflation and the increasing costs of goods and services, the city developed a $1 million loan fund using tax Measure D-20 revenue that would go toward things such as reducing startup costs for businesses, said Loreli Cappel, the deputy director of Economic and Community Development.

“Our whole goal is to send a message to anyone in the county or outside of our county that we really are open for business,” Cappel said. “We want their business and we’re doing everything we can to incentivize that, and that’s pretty exciting.”

Atascadero partnered with the nonprofit Economic Development Collaborative (EDC) to head the new loan program. According to Mayor Heather Moreno, the city is working with the EDC on a variety of steps, like forming a loan selection committee and finalizing several details.

“It’s really important to know that the city is not making decisions on who gets loans,” Moreno said. “It’s through the EDC, but they will have a board of lenders, people who understand looking at financial statements and business plans and are able to assess the viability and the likelihood of being paid back and that a restaurant would succeed.”

To qualify for a loan, restaurant applicants must have on-site dining facilities, be open five or more days per week, and be working with property developers who are interested in completing improvements in a proposed or existing space. One of these property developers is Max Zappa, CEO and broker of Z Villages Management and Development. Zappa developed the La Plaza building in downtown Atascadero and has been in conversation with the city about the program.

“That kind of business has a really expensive initial investment. Whether it’s the property owner, developer, entrepreneur, or restaurateurs, somebody has to put up a significant amount of money to build a kitchen,” Zappa said. “And making that happen and making it more feasible or giving people another option is really what the goal was in financing those types of things.”

According to Zappa, getting vacant spaces filled has been a slow process, and they’ve only leased out 75 percent of their properties due to the fact that building a commercial kitchen cost around $200,000.

“The pandemic just kind of exacerbated the housing crisis, and the cost to build anything is really, really high these days with high labor and high construction material costs,” Zappa said.

According to Cappel, any interest received on the loans will be put back into the program, potentially facilitating more restaurants in Atascadero.

“A million dollars is a significant amount that we can put into that fund, and I think we could get eight amazing new restaurants in downtown Atascadero in the next couple of years,” Cappel said. ∆

—Shwetha Sundarrajan

CA zip codes turn up gold for residents

Contents inside sealed Vault Bricks reveal old U.S. coins with added 24 Karat Gold Layering minted nearly 100 years ago are actually being handed over to California residents who find their zip code below; but only those who beat the 48 hour deadline are getting them at just state minimum

“If you live in the state of California you need to find the first three digits of your zip code listed in today’s newspaper announcement and call immediately,” said Laura A. Lynne, Director of Coin and Currency for National Mint and Treasury.

That’s because California residents can really cash in for the next 48 hours. Here’s why. Non-state residents and those who miss the 48-hour deadline must pay $8 per coin, but California residents who take the Vault Bricks cover just the $4 per coin state minimum. That means California residents get all 125 coins with rare 24 Karat Gold Layering for just $500 which is a real steal since non-state residents must pay over $1,000 for each Vault Brick. And it gets even better for those claiming the Jumbo Gold Vault Bricks.

This is all happening because thousands of U.S. residents stand to miss the deadline to claim the gold. Now any resident who finds the first three digits of their zip code listed in today’s publication and calls to verify it gets to claim the Gold Vault Bricks for themselves and keep all the valuable gold found inside.

And here’s the best part. California residents who find the first three digits of their zip code listed in today’s publication are getting Sealed Vault Bricks containing the only California State Gold Bank Rolls known to exist with the exclusive State Restricted Design and each loaded with rarely seen U.S. Gov’t issued Buffalo Nickels layered in valuable 24 Karat Gold by National Mint and Treasury.

“As Director of Coin and Currency for National Mint and Treasury, one of my jobs is to deliver breaking news. And today’s announcement confirming the release of Sealed Gold Vault Bricks to residents of the state of California is as big as it gets,” Lynne said.

“So my advice is this, anyone who gets an opportunity to get their hands on one of

these Gold Vault Bricks full of coins issued by the U.S. Gov’t nearly 100 years ago with rare 24 Karat Gold layering from the National Mint and Treasury better jump at the chance while they still can,” Lynne said.

“These Gold Vault Bricks make the most impressive gifts for Christmas, birthdays, graduations, weddings, and any other occasion, especially for that hard-to-buy-for person,” Lynne said.

According to Ms. Lynne, since thousands of U.S. residents stand to miss the deadline to claim the gold, today and tomorrow are intended as a “special 48 hour release” for the benefit of California residents. This gives them a fair chance to claim the Sealed Gold Vault Bricks and all the valuable gold loaded inside for themselves.

But, Ms. Lynne added, “The Sealed Gold Vault Bricks are only available as inventory permits during the special 48 hour release so please do not miss the deadline.” The director added, “We have no power to stop coin dealers, resellers or collectors buying up all the Gold Vault Bricks they can get their hands on,” Lynne said.

”We already know the phones will be ringing off the hook. That’s why hundreds of agents are standing by to answer the phones beginning at 8:30am this morning. We’re going to do our best, but with just 48 hours to answer all the calls it won’t be easy. So make sure to tell everyone to keep calling if all lines are busy. We’ll do our best to answer them all,” Lynne said.

“That’s why National Mint and Treasury set up the State Distribution Hotlines in order to make sure residents of California can get them now,” Lynne said.

The only thing readers of today’s newspaper publication need to do is make sure they live in one of the zip codes listed and call the State Distribution Hotlines before the special 48 hour deadline ends midnight tomorrow. ■

■ FLYING OUT THE DOOR: Lucky California residents are hoping to find their zip code listed in today’s publication, but not everybody will. That’s why those who do need to immediately call the State Distribution Hotlines. Everyone who does is authorized to claim sealed Vault Bricks loaded with the only California State Gold Bank Rolls known to exist for the lowest ever $4 per coin minimum set for California residents - non-state residents and those who miss the 48 hour deadline must pay $8 per coin, if any remain.

CALIFORNIA RESIDENTS: IF YOU FIND THE FIRST THREE DIGITS OF YOUR ZIP CODE BELOW CALL: 1-800-280-4564 EXT: GNH1432

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■ FIRST LOOK INSIDE GOLD VAULT BRICKS: Shown above is a sneak peak inside the Gold Vault Bricks. The Gold Vault Bricks are loaded with California State Gold Bank Rolls containing U.S. Buffalos each layered in 24 Karat Gold. The phone lines will be ringing off the hook beginning at precisely 8:30 am this morning. That’s because California residents can really cash in for the next 48 hours. Here’s why. Non-state residents and those who miss the 48-hour deadline must pay $8 per coin, but California residents who take the Gold Vault Bricks pictured above cover just the $4 per coin state minimum. That means California residents get all 125 coins with rare 24 Karat Gold Layering for just $500 which is a real steal since non-state residents must pay over $1,000 for each Gold Vault Brick. And it gets even better for those claiming the Jumbo Gold Vault Bricks.

Answering Your Questions

Q: How much are the Gold Vault Bricks worth? A: It’s impossible to say, but these Buffalos date clear back to the early 1900’s and are not ordinary U.S. coins. That’s because only an extremely low percentage of Buffalos were then commissioned by National Mint and Treasury to be covered with rarely seen 24 Karat Gold Layering, then sealed and protected in brilliant collector condition inside special 25 count California Bank Rolls. That’s why you better hurry if you want to get your hands on them. Collector values always fluctuate and there are never any guarantees. But we do know they are the only California State Bank Rolls known to exist. So anyone lucky enough to get their hands on these sealed Vault Bricks should hold onto them because there’s no telling how much they could be worth in collector value someday.

Q: Why are so many California residents calling to get them?

A: Because they are the only California State Bank Rolls known to exist we’re bracing for the flood of calls. These are not ordinary Bank Rolls. These are full Bank Rolls containing 25 Buffalos dating clear back to the early 1900’s. Best of all each Buffalo is layered in 24 Karat Gold and the state minimum set by National Mint and Treasury is restricted to California residents who find the first three digits of their zip code listed in today’s publication and beat the deadline only. That means California residents cover only $4 per Buffalo when they claim the Gold Vault Bricks, which is just $500 for the next 2 days.

Q: How do I get the Gold Vault Bricks?

A: The only thing California residents need to do is find the first three digits of their zip code in today’s publication and call the State Toll-Free Hotline at 1-800-280-4564 Ext. GNH1432 before the deadline ends. Everyone who does is getting the Bank Rolls for just the state minimum. That’s a sealed Gold Vault Brick containing the only California State Bank Rolls known to exist each loaded with the rarely seen U.S. Gov’t issued Buffalo Nickels layered in valuable 24 Karat Gold for just the $4 per coin state minimum set by the National Mint and Treasury, which totals just $500for the full sealed Gold Vault Brick. That’s a real steal because state residents and non-state residents who miss the deadline must pay $1,000 for each sealed Gold Vault Brick if any remain.

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Nuclear nitty-gritties

The Diablo Canyon Decommissioning Engagement Panel’s final meeting of 2022 focused on a topic that contradicts its title: the recent push to possibly extend operations at the Avila Beach-based nuclear power plant.

PG&E and state officials joined the local citizen panel on Dec. 14 to provide an update on what’s transpired since the passage of Senate Bill 846—which unlocked $1.4 billion in state funding to help PG&E try to relicense Diablo and operate it through 2030—and what’s in store next year.

The bottom line, according to the officials, is that the path ahead for Diablo is complex and compressed, with many key milestones and decisions taking place over the next 12 to 24 months.

Tom Jones, a senior director with PG&E, told the panel that the company continues to prepare for two outcomes: one in which Diablo is decommissioned as planned in 2024 and 2025, and one in which it operates at least five more years under new licenses.

“We’ll know one of them to be true two years from now,” Jones said. “We’re maintaining both functions because while it’s been portrayed at times that SB 846 is a done deal and the plant’s going to run, we can’t certainly take for granted that’s going to occur.”

Since the legislation passed in September, PG&E applied for and received a $1.1 billion grant from the U.S. Department of Energy, which will help backfill the state subsidies, and began engaging with the Nuclear Regulatory Commission (NRC) on a path forward to relicense Diablo’s two reactors.

The plant’s current licenses are set to expire in 2024 and 2025, as PG&E withdrew its renewal applications in 2018 when it decided instead to close the plant. Now, the company is hoping the NRC will reconsider that original application—in a condensed timeframe.

“In short, we’ve asked for two things [of the NRC],” Jones said. “To reinstate our previous [relicensing] application we submitted in 2009. And we’ve asked for a timeliness exemption.”

When pressed by decommissioning panel member Kara Woodruff about the length of the license that PG&E seeks, the utility confirmed that it will be applying for full 20-year licenses. But the recent state law only authorizes a fiveyear extension for Diablo.

“We would be submitting a 20-year one, but we have to also meet the state of California’s regulations, and that’s for five years,” said Maureen Zawalick, vice president of decommissioning and technical services at PG&E. “The state holds the keys to Diablo Canyon.”

To prepare for the potential extension, Jones and Zawalick said that PG&E is using the first $600 million of state

funding from SB 846 to purchase more uranium and dry cask storage—items with “long lead times” that are crucial to Diablo’s operation.

“The window was literally about to close. We didn’t have fuel beyond its current license,” Jones said.

PG&E has also assembled a 40-person license renewal team and plans to work with the California Public Utilities Commission next year on a new employee retention program for plant workers, according to Jones.

As PG&E gears up for 2023, so does the Diablo Canyon Independent Safety Committee, a three-person board tasked with reviewing and making recommendations on plant safety.

Longtime committee member Robert Budnitz spoke to the decommissioning panel about its role overseeing seismic safety and maintenance at the plant. Budnitz spoke highly of a “comprehensive” seismic study completed in 2015 for Diablo and noted that SB 846 requires an updated seismic analysis.

“I’ve been on this committee for 15 years and it’s met seismic standards all the way along. The question is what is it today?” Budnitz said. “We are initiating a review to see whether anything is different or changed that would make us revisit that conclusion seven years ago and come to some different conclusion. We’re right in the middle of that.”

He added that PG&E did defer some capital projects at the plant in light of its expected closure in 2025—though none that “compromised safety.” Now that the plant is seeking relicensing, Budnitz said PG&E has to commission a study to determine the plant’s maintenance needs going forward, which the committee will review and offer input on.

“We’re going to know a lot more in a few months,” Budnitz said.

A high-level state official also spoke about the work ahead in 2023.

Siva Gunda, vice chair of the California

Energy Commission, told the panel that multiple state departments are tasked with nearly 50 action items related to SB 846 and Diablo Canyon. At the core of their work is analyzing the state’s nearand long-term power needs and studying whether Diablo Canyon is a needed and cost-effective source of power between 2025 and 2030.

Gunda explained that climate change has had a “compounding effect” on the state’s ability to properly plan for and maintain grid reliability. Brownouts and close calls during recent heat waves compelled the discussion about keeping Diablo Canyon, as the state’s struggled to bring enough renewable energy sources online to bolster the grid.

“What’s happening recently is kind of the struggle with climate change,” Gunda said. “The extreme weather we’re watching right now is almost impossible to capture in the [power] procurement we do. What happened earlier this year [during the Labor Day heat wave] was really … an illustration of how much more resources we need in typically covering reliability.”

The panel’s Dec. 14 meeting did not allow for public comment, which drew some criticism. Citizens were asked instead to submit their questions and comments on an online portal before the meeting.

Panel member Bill Almas spoke to the need to include the public more in the Diablo Canyon extension process.

“Many of those people have questions. We’re not actually answering many of those questions directly,” Almas said.

“Looking at the amounts of budget that are provided to the regulatory agencies and the money provided to PG&E for purposes of this extension, there should be a beef-up in staff at these agencies. There needs to be an attempt to answer, even if it’s a courtesy answer, everybody’s questions concerning this extension.” ∆

Assistant Editor Peter Johnson can be reached at pjohnson@newtimesslo.com.

BIG YEAR AHEAD With the recent passage of state legislation that seeks to extend the life of Diablo Canyon Power Plant, PG&E and state officials are gearing up for a 2023 full of reports, deadlines, and tough decisions.

FILE PHOTO BY STEVE E. MILLER

As three energy companies continue negotiating their recently won offshore wind leases with the U.S. government, Morro Bay residents face an uncertain future. And some stakeholders feel left out of the process.

The Morro Bay Commercial Fishermen’s Organization has felt disenfranchised by the Bureau of Ocean Management (BOEM) throughout the entire lease auction process.

“We had our voices heard, they just don’t give a damn,” Alan Alward, secretary of the Morro Bay Commercial Fishermen’s Organization said.

While he does understand BOEM’s position to wrap up the lease sale auction as fast as possible, Alward said fishermen are the one group that’s going to be impacted by the project.

“The fish [are] out there where you’re putting these windmills, and we’re gonna be affected by all the increased port traffic and the cables coming ashore,” Alward said.

To alleviate the effects that the offshore wind energy project would have on the community and specific community groups such as the fisherman’s organization, BOEM offered companies three types of bidding credits that would be put toward helping the local community. But Alward felt that the way BOEM approached the bidding credits disenfranchised the fishing community.

“BOEM would’ve just liked to have ignored [us] and they kept telling us that they had no ability to constrain the companies to make them deal with the fishermen,” Alward said.

Bidders seeking to develop the local workforce would receive a 20 percent credit, while community benefit agreements targeting affected communities would only receive a 5 percent credit. Dissatisfied by the bidding credits offered to them by BOEM, the commercial fishermen’s organization drafted an agreement for potential lease developers. That agreement outlined several benefits the organization would like to see, specifically the Fishing Community Benefit fund. According to

Alward, the fund would have companies chip in 5 percent of their operating fees to preserve the fishing industry so it doesn’t disappear over the years due to the offshore wind project.

However, none of the companies that won the lease sale auctions have signed an agreement with the fishermen’s association yet.

The community benefit agreements were part of the lease sale auctions, which wrapped up on Dec. 6. Three companies secured a bid for the lease areas 34 miles off the coast of Morro Bay, totaling $425.6 million. The winning companies are Equinor Wind US LLC, Central California Offshore Wind LLC, and Invenergy California Offshore Wind LLC. While the provisional bidding winners may be newcomers to the Central Coast, the companies have complicated pasts. Chicago-based energy company Invenergy has had legal issues regarding several of its past projects, such as a New England power plant that was hit with two lawsuits in 2018. The lawsuits alleged that Invenergy was trying to shift $100 million in costs onto New England electricity customers. The company argued that the cost for building power lines to provide connection to the electricity grid was the responsibility of the ratepayers.

While Central California Offshore Wind LLC has avoided lawsuits and controversy in its short existence, its parent companies, EDP Renewables (EDPR) and ENGIE, have not.

According to renewable energy newsource Recharge, EDP Renewables landed in hot water in 2020 after company executives were found in the middle of a corruption scandal—alleged bribery involving Portugal’s former economy minister Manuel Pinho.

Last year, French utility company ENGIE entered a 15-year supply deal for liquified natural gas in Texas, despite rejecting a similar deal in 2020. ENGIE’s decision to sign the contract drew the ire of many climate activists, who lambasted the company for false promises to go

carbon neutral, according to Politico Norwegian-based company Equinor was formerly known as Statoil, the fifth largest producer of oil and gas in the Gulf of Mexico, according to the company’s website.

In 2018, the energy company was accused of “greenwashing” after rebranding as Equinor in an attempt to reflect its transition away from oil and gas. According to environmental organization ClientEarth, Equinor approved four new oil and gas projects in 2020, and sold off parts of its offshore wind power assets worth more than $1 billion.

Equinor told New Times that it was already working with local organizations to implement community benefits as a result of winning its offshore wind lease bid near Morro Bay.

“Equinor is committed to taking an inclusive approach to community benefits agreements, prioritizing environmental justice, tribal communities, and historically underserved communities,” the company wrote in a statement.

Since the lease areas would be in Northern Chumash territory, Northern Chumash tribal council member Violet Walker said she visited Equinor’s wind farms in Denmark in September to see what they were all about.

“They may be the best qualified company to do what we need to do here.

But we haven’t actually had a sit-down meeting with them,” Walker said, adding that it was too soon to know who the companies’ tribal representative would be. It might be too early in the process to determine what exactly the community benefits from the lease agreements might be, said Adam Stern, executive director of Offshore Wind California, a coalition of industry members aimed at building public support for offshore wind power in the state. While the bidding process is over, the companies that won don’t necessarily hold the leases yet.

Stern said that they still have to go through an evaluation process with the Justice Department to make sure that there aren’t any antitrust violations. Once that’s finished, Stern said, it could take until spring for the companies to actually have the leases in hand. Then, of course, there’s the permitting process.

“It needs to be done responsibly, and take into account the interests and concerns of stakeholders, whether they be community members, environmentalists, fishermen,” Stern said. “At a time when we urgently need new clean energy sources to deal with climate change, I believe we can both develop the resource and protect coastal and marine resources safely.” ∆

Reach Staff Writer Shwetha Sundarrajan at shwetha@newtimesslo.com.

WHAT’S NEXT As the offshore wind lease

DEATH NOTICES

ASISTIN, WILLIE, 80, of Santa Maria passed away 12/11/2022 arrangements with Dudley-Hoffman Mortuary, Crematory & Memory Gardens

CARAMELLI, ELAIN F, 96, of Tucson, AZ. passed away 12/5/2022 arrangements with Los Osos Valley Mortuary

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DOOLAN, LYNDA LEE, 80, of Paso Robles passed away 12/12/2022 arrangements with Chapel of the Roses

DRAKE, RONALD, 71, of Arroyo Grande passed away 12/10/2022 arrangements with Marshall-Spoo Sunset Funeral Chapel

EDWARDS, RANDAL D., 68, of Santa Maria passed away 12/14/2022 arrangements with Magner-Maloney Funeral Home & Crematory GORDON, JOHNNIE LEO, 68, of Arroyo Grande passed away 12/5/2022 arrangements with Marshall-Spoo Sunset Funeral Chapel

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HARTMAN, CHERYL IRENE, 75, of Atascadero passed away 12/14/2022 arrangements with Chapel of the Roses

HILL, MARY CATHERINE, 84, of Los Osos passed away 12/1/2022 arrangements with Los Osos Valley Mortuary

JULIAN, REMY, 79, of Santa Maria passed away 12/9/2022 arrangements with Dudley-Hoffman Mortuary, Crematory & Memory Gardens

KUHNLE, HELEN LOUIS, 91, of Carrisa Plains passed away 12/6/2022 arrangements with Chapel of the Roses

LEFEVRE, DORIS MARIA, 87, of Atascadero passed away 12/01/2022 arrangements with Chapel of the Roses

LORD, WALTER “HAP” VINCENT, 93, of Paso Robles passed away 12/8/2022 arrangements with Chapel of the Roses

LOTZ, CRAIG JOHN, 75, of Los Osos passed away 11/24/2022 arrangements with Los Osos Valley Mortuary

MANCHESTER, BETTY RAE, 95, of Santa Maria passed away 12/6/2022 arrangements with Dudley-Hoffman Mortuary, Crematory & Memory Gardens

MARTIN, PATRICIA CATHRYN, 90, of Atascadero passed away 12/8/2022 arrangements with Chapel of the Roses

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MILLER, JAMES WAYLAND, 88, of Arroyo Grande passed away 12/9/2022 arrangements with Marshall-Spoo Sunset Funeral Chapel

MILLER, ROBERT BRUCE, 98, of Oceano passed away 12/2/2022 arrangements with Los Osos Valley Mortuary

MONTGOMERY, RUTH ARDELLA, 99, of Los Osos passed away 12/10/2022 arrangements with Los Osos Valley Mortuary

MORRIS, LINDSAY JANE, 20, of Atascadero passed away 12/04/2022 arrangements with Chapel of the Roses

MURRAY, ELINOR, 89, of Arroyo Grande passed away 12/10/2022 arrangements with Marshall-Spoo Sunset Funeral Chapel

NEWMAN, STEVEN ARTHUR, 71, of Los Osos passed away 11/29/2022 arrangements with Los Osos Valley Mortuary

PARK, KEUM SEON, 86, of Nipomo passed away 12/9/2022 arrangements with Los Osos Valley Mortuary

RAMIREZ, MARIA DEJESUS, 70, of Grover Beach, passed away 11/26/2022 arrangements with Los Osos Valley Mortuary

RITTER, VIOLA K., 73, of Arroyo Grande passed away 12/14/2022 arrangements with Marshall-Spoo Sunset Funeral Chapel

RUBIO, ANNA E., 61, of Santa Maria passed away 11/23/2022 arrangements with Dudley-Hoffman Mortuary, Crematory & Memory Gardens

STILTS, SONDRA LEE, 83, of Los Osos, passed away 11/22/2022 arrangements with Los Osos Valley Mortuary

THATCHER, MOSES “SPENCER”, 88, of Arroyo Grande passed away 12/7/2022 arrangements with Marshall-Spoo Sunset Funeral Chapel

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Paws on wheels Strokes&Plugs

BY SHWETHA SUNDARRAJAN

Forget making a trip to the veterinarian’s office—animal care organization C.A.R.E.4Paws is fundraising for a larger mobile vet clinic that’ll come to you.

The organization provides affordable veterinary services to low-income, senior, disabled, and homeless pet owners in Santa Barbara County. However, its recent expansion of services to SLO County in February 2022 and the number of residents seeking affordable veterinary care since the pandemic have put a significant strain on C.A.R.E.4Paws, which is why the organization is looking to raise money for a larger, brand new mobile vet clinic.

“We used to help about 7,000 pet families every year before the pandemic, and now we’re helping more than 20,000. And that’s just in Santa Barbara County alone,” said Isabelle Gullo, C.A.R.E.4Paws executive director and co-founder.

The larger, 37-foot mobile vet clinic would help with handling C.A.R.E.4Paws’ newest program, Snip & Chip SLO, which was developed in partnership with nonprofits such as the Animals in Need Fund and Animal Shelter Adoption Partners.

“One thing we’re struggling with right now is that there’s a huge demand for spaying and neutering and other services for large dogs, but we can only accommodate so many per clinic day because of our current setup,” Gullo said.

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with several local veterinarians and animal clinics for those services that the nonprofit can’t provide inside its mobile clinics.

“We always work with the clients and figure out what they can do, and if we can get discounts from the vet clinics that we work with, [to] pitch in a little bit of money,” Gullo said.

Aside from their mobile vet clinic services, C.A.R.E.4Paws offers a variety of programs, such as the Companion Pet Assistance program, where pet owners can pick up emergency food and supplies and sign up for critical mobile clinic services. For those facing domestic violence situations, C.A.R.E.4Paws has a program dedicated to providing a safe haven for pets so their owners can leave an abusive partner without fearing for the well-being of their pet.

In addition to monetary donations toward the fundraising goal, community members can also drop off dry and canned pet food at various locations throughout Santa Barbara County. Want to contribute with a hands-on approach? C.A.R.E.4Paws offers multiple volunteer opportunities to those looking to lend a helping hand.

Send business and nonprofit information to strokes@newtimesslo.com.

“For me, it’s just really wonderful to see how the organization is able to grow, and that’s just because of the community support,” Gullo said. “We have a really wonderful team that I would say, no pun intended, really goes the extra mile to help families in need.”

So far, the organization has raised $252,000 but needs $100,000 more to meet the fundraising goal.

“Our goal is to reach $350,000 by March because we were picking the unit up in April,” Gullo said.

The two current mobile clinics that C.A.R.E.4Paws uses are 26 feet long, but they’re as capable of providing similar services as a stationary vet clinic.

“You’d be surprised how many people we can fit in there,” Gullo said.

However, the current mobile clinics lack the space to provide certain services like X-rays, so C.A.R.E.4Paws has partnered

To find out more ways to help or for a comprehensive schedule of upcoming pet wellness clinics, visit the C.A.R.E.4Paws’ website at care4paws.org.

Fast facts

• The SLO Food Co-Op recently donated $2,400 to the SLO Noor Foundation, an organization aimed at providing free medical, dental, and vision care to uninsured adults in Santa Barbara and SLO counties. Shop at the SLO Food Co-Op on Tuesdays, and 2 percent of the total sales will go toward the SLO Noor Foundation.

• This holiday season, give back to the community by donating to the SLO Food Bank, where any donations are being matched up to $70,000 by a group of donors through the Hope for the Holidays Matching Gift Challenge. The SLO Food Bank is looking to raise $140,000 by the end of 2022. Donate through slofoodbank.org before midnight on Dec. 31 to make a difference to residents in need. ∆

Contact Staff Writer Shwetha Sundarrajan at shwetha@newtimesslo.com.

CARING HANDS Volunteers with C.A.R.E.4Paws provide animals in need with vaccines and care—and the organization is currently fundraising for a larger mobile clinic to bring vets to the animals.

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Virginia “Ginny” Cheda Lowe

Ginny was born 99 years ago, grew up and lived in SLO County all of her life. Her parents were Maurice and Elsie Cheda who lived on a dairy farm (now Cal Poly’s old sheep unit). She attended local SLO city schools and graduated in 1941 from the Senior High. She worked for the telephone company during the war until 1945. She met Harold Lowe in 1940. He went off to serve in the army in New Guinea and Australia in 1941. They married in July 1944, when he was reassigned medically stateside. She was a mother to James and Patricia in 1946 and 1947. She was a homemaker all of her life. Her hobbies were gardening, traveling, sewing, and Model “A” tours with Harold. She loved cats and making house plans for the three houses that Harold built (he was a carpenter) for the family.

For the last 45 years the Lowes have lived in Santa Margarita. She leaves behind two children, seven grandchildren, fourteen great grands, and ten great great grands. She was preceded in passing by her husband, Harold, in January after 77 years of marriage;

parents Maurice and

As per Ginny’s wishes, a private family memorial service will be held in the spring, when all of her family can be together. Memorial contributions may be made to Woods Animal Shelter or Central Coast Hospice.

her

Elsie Cheda; brother, Louis Cheda; granddaughter, Jennifer Silveira Evans; and son-in-law Melvyn Silveira.

BORN 1923, SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA - DECEASED 2022, SANTA MARGARITA, CA

BY JEANNE BLACKWELL

Shady shenanigans

Don’t the sponsors, the organizers, of this referendum to Repeal SB 1137 have to prove that it in fact is going to harm the public and present evidence in order for it to get permission and approval from the state authorities to collect signatures to get it on the ballot?

Sierra Club v. Morton is a Supreme Court of the United States case on the issue of standing under the Administrative Procedure Act. The court rejected a lawsuit by the Sierra Club seeking to block the development of a ski resort at Mineral King valley in the Sierra Nevada Mountains because the club had not alleged any injury. The case prompted a famous dissent by Justice William O Douglas. Who speaks for the trees?

If the Supreme Court overturned that case based on “no alleged injury to Sierra Club” as a third party, then my question is how can a third party (California Independent Petroleum Association) sponsor and fund to repeal a law voted into existence by the Legislature without alleging it is causing them harm? Precedent suggests it is not a valid cause of action, therefore barred from proceeding.

As you pointed out, Andrew Christie, this is a clear case of special interest taking over our legislative process using lies and undue influence to do it (“Big Oil can only get you to reverse state law by lying,” Dec. 15). How is this sham of a referendum able to proceed without any oversight, vetting, accountability, proof that repealing Senate Bill 1137 will prevent harm to the California Independent Petroleum Association and the public?

I have to believe there are legal, lawful procedures in place that would protect the public from fraudulent ballot abuse. And that this particular referendum has escaped that process. Why?

Can’t the courts of their own volition bring up the constitutionality of a referendum that on its face does not meet filing standards? Yes, they can. Can’t our legislators bring this to the attention of the courts? Yes, they can. Why then is the burden on the public to stop this travesty of justice and abuse of power?

I am looking to my legislators to do their job and protect and defend our right to the truth and to be safe in our environment.

And could someone please explain to me why the California Geologic Energy Management Division issued a permit for the drilling of a new oil well in the Arroyo Grande Oil Field?

So ironic that CalGEM was the same agency that issued a cease and desist on the Arroyo Grande Oil Field for not having the proper Underground Injection Control (UIC) Class I toxic waste disposal permits for the existing wells back in 2017. None of the wells to date have been certified safe and issued a UIC Class I permit to dispose of toxic waste in the unincorporated areas of SLO County. These are documented violations that

if enforced would halt illegal, harmful, deadly dumping of chemicals into our air and water and soil. There are more than 3 million illegal waste disposal violations in the U.S. We don’t need more laws, we need enforcement of the ones we already have. It is very disconcerting and begs the question. If we can’t or won’t enforce current laws, then why would this new law be any different? It won’t.

It is also very ironic that the major offenders to the public’s safety and wellbeing, are currently petitioning to repeal a Senate bill that would prohibit them from legally dumping toxic chemicals in our backyard and into our underground water resources. No, ironic doesn’t do these gross acts of deceit and felony trespass on our rights justice. Let’s just call it what it really is, corruption in the first degree by convicted criminals aided and abetted by elected officials who refuse to do their jobs and enforce and uphold health and safety laws that guarantee and ensure our well-being.

These corruptions of our principles, ethics, and codes is not OK. New year. New time. New way we do business with our elected officials. You lie and violate our right to know the truth, breach our trust, and you go to jail. That’s fair. That’s right. Hasta la vista, baby. ∆

Jeanne Blackwell writes from San Luis Obispo. Send a response for publication to letters@newtimesslo.com.

One SLO County supervisor has karma coming

Debbie Arnold strongly supported the unsuccessful gerrymandering of the 2nd District to maneuver Bruce Gibson out of office, then was the only vote on the SLO County Board of Supervisors to not certify his win over Bruce Jones.

In her efforts, she lost areas of the county that were reliable supporters of hers and traded for communities that, politically, are not like the areas she lost.

In 2024 she will be running in Los Osos, Pismo Beach, and Avila Beach, not Republican bastions as are Atascadero, Creston, and others in the old 5th District. She supported taking Los Osos away from Bruce Gibson because our community solidly supports Democrats.

Debbie Arnold is going to try and convince her new district that her Trumpian politics are who we are. We’re not. That’s why Supervisor Gibson had little trouble being reelected before she and the other two Republican supervisors tried to gerrymander him out of office. In doing so she put herself in new towns that do not follow her negative way of governing. Karma has followed her, and in doing so, will make her attempt for reelection in 2024 the toughest political battle she has faced. That’s karma at its best.

Gary J. Freiberg Los Osos

HODIN Russell Hodin

If you thought that the transformation of Jeff Goldblum from a bookish scientist into a fly in the 1986 movie The Fly was a dramatic metamorphosis, just consider the sudden conversion of Elon Musk from liberal hero to hated nemesis. And a transmogrifier wasn’t even necessary!

It seems like just yesterday that Musk was the belle of the ball at the liberal cotillion, having seemingly single-handedly established the electric car industry that is going to save us from a planetary sauna. Environmentalists beamed. Affluent liberals scrambled to buy a Tesla to park in their driveway to let their neighbors know just who the most conscious people on their block were. His boring company promised to speed the construction of public transit. Musk’s antics, like smoking pot on a podcast, thrilled his young fans. Liberals cooed in adoration.

What did he do to incur liberal wrath? He staked out a position as a free speech absolutist, criticizing Twitter’s decision to bar Donald Trump and his often colorful tweets, which sent lefties into a conniption fit, and occasionally embarrassed moderate Republicans. Liberal reverence for free expression comes with some major exceptions.

In April 2022, Musk agreed to buy Twitter, and the left went apeshit. The New York Times pronounced that Musk was “dangerous” to the entire world, while another publication shrieked that he “put

free expression in danger.” The fact that we had somehow survived more than 200 years of free speech before the labels “misinformation” and “hate speech” started getting flung around reassured no one.

After Musk consummated his purchase in October, the attacks intensified. Every setback at any of his companies was gleefully detailed. Reports that Twitter employees were informed that they would be expected to change out of their pajamas and come into work shocked a generation that had decided that they preferred working from home. San Francisco officials suddenly decided they needed to investigate employee rest areas at Twitter for zoning violations.

Musk is not the only one who has metamorphosed. The left, the media, and academia have transformed dramatically as well. These institutions, which previously had professed a role as the fiery champions of free speech, have now embraced censorship and become ideological filters. The stormy Marketplace of Ideas is being tamed.

On college campuses, once the home of Mario Savio and the often raucous free speech movement, we now see “trigger warning” and “safe spaces” used to shield pathologically delicate students from the “trauma” of competing views. Speakers and faculty who question the dogma of the woke mob are run off campus.

In the media, we find newly contrived jargon, such as “fake news,” “hate

speech,” and “misinformation” being used as a semantic cudgel to batter down any narrative that conflicts with the publisher’s preferred view. We have seen legitimate reports on the origin of COVID-19, and Hunter Biden’s laptop, suppressed as “misinformation,” “Russian disinformation,” or “conspiracy theories.”

The free speech movement wasn’t all that long ago, so this turnaround is quite a shock. The idea that the left, instead of the right, might be the ones seeking to censor speech was only predicted by old, paranoid Cold Warriors. What happened?

Well, the left has become “the establishment” that seeks to protect its hegemony, and requires at least an ostensible show of fealty to the progressive creed. Government, educational, and corporate institutions are expected to be supportive. These days, what large institution doesn’t have an office of “diversity, equity, and inclusion,” and doesn’t espouse “green” values?

Do we truly need to be protected from “toxic” ideas? Aren’t adults capable of sifting through the clamor of voices in the public discourse and deciding for themselves? It is curious to hear liberals, who are quick to dismiss the suggestion that social contagion might account for the astounding increase in teenagers who suddenly believe that they are misgendered, yet who also believe that the public is so susceptible to influence that just hearing an Alex Jones podcast will send them charging into the street in violent insurrection. No such fears were expressed over the fiery cheerleading

during the George Floyd riots.

Be honest. Looking back, did you ever see yourself acting as a censor?

This is disheartening. Previously, the one point of agreement between the right and the left was that each side was entitled to be heard, no matter how obnoxious their opinions. The ACLU once felt so strongly about the principle of free speech that they even supported the right of Nazis, a repellant group, to march in Skokie, Illinois. The idea that anyone might be attacked for being a “free speech absolutist” would have been preposterous, and yet, here we are. ∆

John Donegan is a retired attorney in Pismo Beach who is so supportive of free speech that he just won’t shut up. Practice your own First Amendment right by sending a response to letters@newtimesslo.com.

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Corruption schmarruption

That sounds rich coming from disgraced former Pismo Beach City Council member/California Coastal Commissioner Erik Howell, who’s had his fair share of corruption allegations lobbed against him along pay-to-play lines. He believed this so much of the city that he once helped govern that he filed an appeal of a recently approved development permit to the state body he used to vote on.

The scenario is complicated—as per usual. Suffice to say: A Pismo Beach City Council member’s stepfather’s coastal development permit to turn a small house into a bigger house hinged on changes the city needed to make to its local coastal program. They approved both the needed amendment and the development permit at the same meeting.

It sounds fishy. Fishy, fishy, fishy.

In fact, that’s not the way the city was supposed to do things, and Coastal Commission staffers told Pismo as much. Four days prior to the April meeting where those two little approvals happened, Coastal Program Analyst Katie Butler sent the city a letter clarifying that the city should wait to consider the development permit until after the Coastal Commission certified the amendment.

We know this now. In October, when the city officially ratified the permit (Yes, two approvals. So complicated!), New Times reached out to the city about April’s concurrent approvals. Pismo Beach

Public Information Officer Jorge Garcia responded with a statement saying that the city worked with the Coastal Commission throughout the process to ensure “we were following their process for review and submittal.”

Well, it sure doesn’t sound like it, Garcia!

“It is true that the project took a circuitous route through the city’s process, and it is true that it was initially improperly approved by the City Council since it relied on an … amendment being approved by the commission that modified certain development standards in the neighborhood,” Analyst Sarah MacGregor said at the Dec. 16 appeal hearing.

Even Pismo Beach Community Development Director Matt Downing admitted that the process “wasn’t great.”

However, that’s where things ended. The Coastal Commission, which seems so eager to jump in on myriad development projects to stop them in their tracks, did nothing to punish Pismo Beach or the developer. Which makes no sense.

In February, the Coastal Commission appealed a Pismo Beach Planning Commission decision to allow a home on the bluffs to elongate a seawall for protection. The commission insisted that approving the seawall didn’t mesh with the city’s local coastal plan, but really it seemed like the state agency believes that homes built along the coast should just melt back into the sea.

In April, when all of the fishy shit was circling through Pismo’s planning process, the Coastal Commission took it upon itself to appeal city approval of a beach house’s development permit. Pismo Beach approved the construction permit after the fact—after it was already done—and I get that the whole beg-for-forgiveness-thing is also sketchy. But that wasn’t the problem.

The commission didn’t like the beach house because it didn’t comply with, you guessed it, the local coastal plan. And also because it ruined the public’s view of the beach and its surroundings. Very important stuff here!

Apparently, all the city needed to do was approve a concurrent coastal plan amendment with that permit approval and everything would have been a-OK. Right?

Now, we’ve got Howell on a high horse about corruption, which I really don’t like, and he’s back in the spotlight, which he really does like. All because Pismo Beach can’t seem to get its planning and permitting done correctly and the Coastal Commission only really seems to care about projects when it comes to public access to the coastline.

So who’s going to hold the city accountable? No one but Howell and his co-appellant Tarren Collins, apparently.

Howell told New Times that local governing bodies must issue permits

based on the local coastal program as it’s written, and not “how the developer wishes they were written.”

Even the city admitted that the process was janky.

Collins said she was disappointed that with city and commission staff admitting that they didn’t follow the legal process properly, everyone overlooked the “obvious flaws.”

“If this wasn’t a City Council member’s project, this would never have gotten this far,” she said.

The council member in question— Scott Newton —claims that he has nothing to do with his stepfather’s project and has recused himself from the decision-making process. He has responded to New Times’ questions by accusing the paper of making up a story where there wasn’t one and said that no other media outlet was reporting on this so why would we.

Gosh, where have I heard things like that before!

It certainly is nice to not be questioned or held accountable, but we’re here to make sure the public sees the things they aren’t always privy to. Things like a circuitous route through planning processes that results in a council member’s family receiving a benefit, whether the city gets rapped on the knuckles or not.

“We can only hope the courts will do the right thing, given the failures of the city,” Collins said. ∆

The Shredder is holding out hope for a dramatic court fight. Send notes to shredder@newtimesslo.com.

“The whole thing reeks of corruption.”

AMPED FOR CAMP

Performance Athletics Gymnastics in San Luis Obispo hosts its Winter Gymnastics Camp Tuesday, Dec. 27, through Thursday, Dec. 29, from 9:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. each day. This multiday, indoor fitness camp happens rain or shine and is intended for ages 4 through 13. Admission tiers start at $55. Call (805) 547-1496 or visit performanceathleticsslo. com for more info. Performance Athletics Gymnastics is located at 4484 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

ARTS

NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY

ANNUAL WINTER FAIRE AND CRAFT EXHIBIT

This special holiday event offers a collection of exceptional paintings, photography, and fi ne crafts, spanning a variety of artistic media from traditional to contemporary. Crafts include fi ber, wood, glass, sculpture, pottery, jewelry, and more. Through Jan. 1, 2023, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org/. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

ART AND ABOUT MORRO BAY Join us for Art and About Morro Bay, a self-guided art walk that gives the community an opportunity to experience visual, literary, and performing art in galleries and other venues. Visit site for a map of locations. (Events will not occur on major holidays). Fourth Saturday of every month, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-544-9251. artsobispo.org/art-and-about. Morro Bay (participating artists), Townwide, Morro Bay.

COLLAGES AND PHOTOGRAPHS OF LOS OSOS Collages and photographs featuring Sweet Springs Nature Preserve and the Elfi n Forest by Los Osos photographer Kelly Hayes are for sale online and on display at Los Osos Pop-up Gallery (1056 Los Osos Valley Road). Photo prints on metal, paper, acrylic, and greeting cards. ongoing Free. centralcoasty.com. Los Osos, Townwide, Los Osos.

COSTA GALLERY: ELLEN JEWETT Gallery hours are expected to be extended beginning in October or November for the holidays. Thursdays-Saturdays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and Sundays, 12-4 p.m. Costa Gallery, 2087 10th St., Los Osos, 559-799-9632.

COSTA GALLERY HOLIDAY SEASON: GIFTY UNDER FIFTY Costa Gallery will feature Holiday gifts $50 and under by more than 20 regional artists. Explore affordable original art cards, fi ber art, glass, jewelry, paintings, photography, prints, and sculpture. Mondays, ThursdaysSundays. through Dec. 30 Free admission. 559-799-9632. Browse and buy unique art, fi ne craft, and affordable gifts from more than 20 local artists. Through Dec. 31 559-799-9632. Costagallery.com. Costa Gallery, 2087 10th St., Los Osos.

FINE ART JEWELRY AND CRAFTS BY LISA KANOFSKY: GALLERY AT MARINA SQUARE Lisa’s jewelry encompasses a mix of pendants and beaded necklaces with a variety of metals and other textures. Her small creative abstract paintings feature

various paints and inks to form incredible shapes and textures. Through Dec. 29, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

FOREVER STOKED PAINT PARTY Join us at the gallery, for a few hours to travel on a creative paint journey guided by a member of the fun loving FS crew. You will receive as much or as little instruction as you prefer. No artistic experience is necessary. Saturdays, 7-9 p.m. $45. 805-772-9095. Forever Stoked, 1164 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay.

MARCIE BEGLEITER: WHAT WILL REMAIN EXHIBIT This California-based artist is showing a dynamic solo exhibit of painting, drawing, ceramics, and tapestry, along with “Small Gems” at the CCA Gallery. Through Dec. 31 805-927-8190. cambriaarts.org/ gallery-exhibits/. Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria.

METAL ART BY TRUDI GILLIAM Gilliam creates her sculptures using copper, brass, nickel/silver, and found objects. This new series of whales and birds uses copper and sea glass. ongoing 805-772-9955. Seven Sisters Gallery, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 8, Morro Bay, sevensistersgalleryca.com.

MORRO BAY ART CENTER WINTER MARKET A special holiday shopping experience. Enjoy music and treats as you peruse a diverse collection of paintings, photography and fi ne crafts by local artists including ceramics, fi ber, wood, glass, jewelry, and more. Dec. 24, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay. org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

MORRO MORNING: WATERCOLOR SHOW OF PAINTINGS (PERFECT FOR GIFTS) Featuring paintings of landscapes and seascapes that fi ll the Lower Gallery show walls with wonderful scenes painted of Central coastal areas. Through Dec. 29, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare. com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601

Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay. MOSAIC TRIVET WORKSHOP During this workshop, you will learn how to design and create a mosaic trivet. You will learn how to select materials, lay out a pleasing pattern, and adhere the tiles to the trivet base. You will learn how to properly grout and seal your project. ongoing, 1-4 p.m. $60. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org/index.php/workshops/. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

THE PLEIN AIR TEAM Acrylic artist, Nancy Lynn, and husband, watercolorist, Robert Fleming, have an ongoing show of originals and giclee prints of Morro Bay and local birds. ongoing 805-772-9955. Seven Sisters Gallery, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 8, Morro Bay, sevensistersgalleryca.com.

SLOFUNNY NEW YEAR’S EVE COMEDY SHOW

This New Year’s Eve, join the SLOFunny Comedy Show for the last laugh with host Thomas Connolly and comedians Ron Swallow, Jonas Gavin, Jen Murphy, and headliner Adam Yenser. Dec. 31, 6:30-8 & 9-10:30 p.m. $30. 805-534-3129. facebook.com/slofunny. Morro Bay Veterans Memorial Building, 209 Surf St., Morro Bay.

WINTER SUNSET: A GROUP PHOTO SHOW OF ARTWORKS FOR GIFTING Showcases photographs of countrysides and seascapes with wonderful sunsets, golden hours, twilights, and more. Through Dec. 29, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare. com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

NORTH SLO COUNTY

DEPRISE BRESCIA ART GALLERY: OPEN DAILY Features a large selection of encaustic art, sculpted paintings, art installations, acrylic palette knife paintings, digital art, glass, jewelry, stones, fossils, and a butterfl y sculpture garden. ongoing DepriseBrescia. com. Deprise Brescia Art Gallery, 829 10th St., Paso Robles, 310-621-7543.

NANCY HILL FABRIC ART EXHIBITION AT THE

Free. 805 462-9309.

STUDIOS ON THE PARK: CLASSES AND WORKSHOPS Check site for a variety of classes and workshops offered. ongoing studiosonthepark.org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, 805238-9800.

SAN LUIS OBISPO

ACTOR’S EDGE: ACTING CLASSES Actor’s Edge offers fi lm and television acting training in San Luis Obispo, plus exposure to Los Angeles talent agents. All ages and skill levels welcome. Classes available in SLO, LA, and on zoom. ongoing $210 per month. actorsedge. com. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

ALL LEVELS POTTERY CLASSES Anam Cre is a pottery studio in SLO that offers a variety of classes. This specifi c class is open to any level. Teachers are present for questions, but the class feels more like an open studio time for potters. Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. $40. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, anamcre.com.

ART EXPLORATION FOR KIDS In this class series, students learn about drawing and acrylic painting. In each class, students will recreate a famous piece of art from history. Thursdays, 2-3 p.m. through Dec. 29 $28 per session; $100 for 5 classes; $180 for 10 classes. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/workshops-events/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

ARTIST RIKI SCHUMACHER AT ART CENTRAL

GALLERY Schumacher’s work is pensive and introspective, inspiring one to take a solitary walk on a cloudy day. Wander in to refl ect on her “delicious, wistful landscapes.” Mondays-Saturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sundays, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo. com/gallery-artists/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

BEGINNING

DRAWING FOR KIDS WITH SPENCER

COLLINS This class is designed to teach young students the important basic building blocks of drawing. Students learn about various drawing techniques and materials such as graphite, charcoal, and paint pens. For kids ages 8-13. Thursdays, 3:30-5 p.m. through Dec. 29 $28 per session; $100 for 5 classes; $180 for 10 classes. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/ workshops-events/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

DOSTER GALLERY Doster Gift Gallery in Atascadero will be hosting an exciting exhibition of Nancy Hill’s extraordinary fabric sculptures. Opens on Dec. 16 and runs through the end of January. Through Jan. 31, 2023

Doster Gift Gallery, 5970 Entrada Ave., Atascadero.

—Caleb Wiseblood

PHOTO COURTESY OF PERFORMANCE ATHLETICS GYMNASTICS

CERAMIC LESSONS AND MORE Now offering private one-on-one and group lessons in the ceramic arts. Both hand building and wheel throwing options. Beginners welcomed. ongoing 805-835-5893. hmcruceceramics. com/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

DATE NIGHT POTTERY Looking for a fun date night? Head to Anam Cre Pottery Studio and play with clay. Couples will learn how to throw a pot on the wheel and make a cheeseboard. Fridays, Saturdays, 6-8 p.m. $140. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, anamcre.com.

HILDA KILPATRICK-FREYRE: ART SHOW Hilda is influenced by California paintings, as well as impressionists. Her work is vibrant and she paints local nature scenes. Through Feb. 14, 2023 805-545-5401. bigskycafe.com. Big Sky Cafe, 1121 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo.

INTERMEDIATE OIL PAINTING: ADULT ART CLASS This class is for students who may have tried oil painting in the past but are looking to advance their skill levels. Color theory and proportion study will be a focus in the class. Mondays, 2-5 p.m. $30 per student or $75 for 3 classes. 805747-4200. artcentralslo.com/workshopsevents/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

INTRO TO OIL PAINTING WITH SPENCER COLLINS The perfect class for those wanting to try oil painting for the first time. Guests discuss color theory, layering paint, and how to use various media. For ages 16 and over. Thursdays, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. $30 per class or $100 for 4 classes. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/workshops-events/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

INTRODUCTION TO OIL PAINTING The perfect class for those wanting to try oil painting for the first time. Hosts discuss color theory, layering paint, and how to use various media. Each student will create a dynamic landscape using a reference photo. Thursdays, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. through Dec. 29 $100 for 4 classes. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/workshops-events/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

KIDS POTTERY CLASSES Enjoy making animal sculptures, bowls, plates, etc. Please arrive on time, not early, as venue uses the transition time between classes to sanitize. Designed to sign up on a weekly basis. Thursdays, 1:30-2:30 p.m. $40. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

LEARN TO WEAVE MONDAYS An opportunity to learn how a four-shaft loom works. You will get acquainted as a new weaver or as a refresher with lots of tips and tricks. This class includes getting to know a loom, how to prepare/dress a loom, and much much more. Mondays, 1-4 p.m. $75 monthly. 805-441-8257. Patricia Martin: Whispering Vista Studios, 224 Squire Canyon Rd, San Luis Obispo, patriciamartinartist.com.

LITTLE TREASURES HOLIDAY EXHIBIT Artwork in this exhibit is priced $100 or less. Everything is handcrafted and made with love by local artists. Find that one-of-a-kind gift for that special someone. Artist reception is Dec. 3, from 4 to 7 p.m. Mondays-Fridays, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Saturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sundays, 12-4 p.m. through Jan. 30 Free. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

ages 60 and over. Caretakers welcome for an additional $20. Fridays, 10 a.m.-noon $40. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

VIRGINIA MACK: BEGINNING WATERCOLOR This is a watercolor class designed to let you jump in and try out this engaging medium through experimentation. It’s designed for beginners and those with watercolor experience who wish to expand their knowledge of painting in watercolors. To enroll please contact Mack via email: vbmack@charter.net Wednesdays, 1:30-3:30 p.m. $35. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/workshopsevents/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY

ARTWORK BY STEVE ANDREWS On display throughout November and December. Through Dec. 31 Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande, 805-489-9444, clarkcenter.org.

BE PART OF ART There will be a different art activity each month. Bring the whole family to see the beauty in creating together and how easy it can be to bring art into your home. Last Saturday of every month, 1:30-3 p.m. Free. 805-668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.

HOLIDAY EXTRAVAGANZA: A CHRISTMAS CAROL Visited by the ghosts of Past, Present, and Future, Ebenezer Scrooge must find it in his heart to change or face a bleak and lonely future. No show on Christmas day. Wednesdays-Saturdays, 7-10 p.m. and Saturdays, 2-5 p.m. through Dec. 31 $36-$40. 805-489-2499. americanmelodrama.com. Great American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano.

MIXED MEDIA (ADULTS) Each week, attendees will combine two or more media in several pieces, while working with watercolor, acrylic, ink, pastels, charcoal as well as various printmaking techniques in the course of a month. Enjoy discovering new ways to work with traditional and nontraditional materials. Mondays, 1-3 p.m. $35. 805-668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.

MIXED MEDIA FOR AGES 5-6 AND 7-12 For ages 5-6 (Mondays) and 7-12 (Tuesdays). Mondays, Tuesdays, 3:15-4:15 p.m. 805-668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.

MIXED MEDIA FOR AGES 5-7 Each week students will have the opportunity to explore and combine various mediums like pastels with tempera, watercolors and collage, or clay and wood and so much more. Mondays, 3:30-4:45 p.m. $25. 805-668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.

MIXED MEDIA WORKSHOP (AGES 7-12) Come explore mixed media with an emphasis on the Elements of Art and the Principles of Design. Each week, students will have the opportunity to use various media. Tuesdays, 3:30-4:45 p.m. $25. 805-668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.

MOVIE NIGHT AT THE CLIFFS Enjoy a screening of the classic Christmas comedy, Elf, in the Cliffs ballroom. Dec. 22, 6 p.m. 805-773-5000. cliffshotelandspa.com/ cliffsmas/. The Cliffs Hotel and Spa, 2757 Shell Beach Rd, Pismo Beach.

THE MONDAY CLUBHOUSE

CONSERVANCY FINE

ARTS AWARDS APPLICATIONS Open to high school juniors and seniors. Categories: classical music, jazz music, and visual art. Submit online application. Finalists in all categories compete in a live competition at The Monday Club on Feb. 26. Through Jan. 30, 2023 Free. 805-242-1076. themondayclubslo.org. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

OPEN MIC COMEDY Sign-ups at 6:30 p.m. Hosted by Aidan Candelario. Mondays, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-5408300. saintsbarrel.com/event-calendar. Saints Barrel Wine Bar, 1021 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

PLEIN AIR PAINTERS OF THE CENTRAL COAST A self-directed fun group of dynamic artists who enjoy painting and sketching outdoors. Artists meet on site at various locations. Weekly plein air destinations are provided by Kirsti Wothe via email (mrswothe@yahoo. com). Wednesdays, 9 a.m.-noon SLO County, Various locations, San Luis Obispo.

POTTERY: BEGINNING WHEEL CLASS This series is a great intro to the pottery wheel. Students learn to throw various shapes, surface decorate, and glaze. Clay and firing included with admission. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $180. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

SCULPTURE CLASS WITH ROD PEREZ This weekly sculpture drop-in class gives an opportunity for potters to take on new projects and learn new techniques relating to sculptural work. Additionally, every first Friday of the month, a new project will be taught by Rod Perez for beginners. Fridays, 10 a.m.-noon $40. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

SENIOR CLAY CLASS Offered to the senior community as an outlet to explore the beauty of clay. For

OPEN STUDIO (AGES 7-12) Guests can explore a variety of media and techniques while focusing on their own subject matter. Whether they come with a project in mind, or find their way as they play, this class offers a chance for independent learning in a supportive environment. Thursdays, 3:45-4:45 p.m. $25. 805-6682125. lila.community/all-workshops/open-studio. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.

OPEN STUDIO FOR ADULTS Guests can come in and decide what materials they would like to work with and create freely. Share your creative process with others and see how your work will flourish. Tuesdays, 6-9 p.m. and Wednesdays, 12:30-3:30 p.m. $40. 805-668-2125. Lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.

PLAY, EXPLORE, CREATE (AGES 5-7) Young artists will play at various stations, exploring games, and mixed media. There will be a new activity each week. Wonderful opportunities for drawing, painting, and sculpture. Tuesdays, 9-10 a.m. $25. 805-668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.

PLAY, EXPLORE, CREATE 1 (AGES 3 AND 4) Enjoy the opportunity to explore drawing, painting, collage, sculpture, and mixed media. Each week a new adventure awaits. Thursdays, 2-3 p.m. and Fridays, 9-10 a.m. $25. 805-668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.

SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS ALAMOS

Anomaly House Presents: Friday the 13th Techno Massacre Rave

Songwriters At Play: Dolly Parton and Willie Nelson Tribute

JANUARY 14 Unity of Santa Maria

by popular demand for the whole family, the Broadway adaption of Rodgers and Hammerstein’s beloved musical. This fresh, contemporary take on the classic tale is full of new surprises, familiar friends, and Rodgers and Hammerstein’s unforgettable music. Through Dec. 23 $25-$59. 805-922-8313. pcpa.org/events/cinderella. PCPA: The Pacific Conservatory Theatre, 800 S. College, Santa Maria.

LOMPOC/VANDENBERG

BEFORE THE BALL DROPS DRAG SHOW Hosted by Pandora Mystere, this show will be packed with amazing performances by local queens and some surprise dance and musical performances. Dec. 30, 8 p.m. my805tix. com. Flower City Ballroom, 110 W. Ocean Ave., Lompoc.

NEW YEAR’S EVE BLACK TIE MASQUERADE BALL Enjoy live music and more to ring in the new year. Food, drink, beer, wine, and cocktails will be available for purchase. Dec. 31, 7 p.m. my805tix.com. Flower City Ballroom, 110 W. Ocean Ave., Lompoc.

CULTURE & LIFESTYLE

NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY

AXE THROWING Enjoy the art of axe throwing in a safe and fun environment. Kids ages 10 and older are welcome with an adult. No personal axes please. Fridays, 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. and Saturdays, 12-6 p.m. $20. 805528-4880. baysidemartialarts.com. Bayside Martial Arts, 1200 2nd St., Los Osos.

BREATHE BALANCE AND STRETCH Be prepared to get down to the floor and up again. Breath practice is sustained throughout the session, which is filled with accessible movements that will create and enhance flexibility and balance. Shoe-less environment. Please bring a mat. Every other Monday, 9-9:45 a.m. $10. 415516-5214. Bayside Martial Arts, 1200 2nd St., Los Osos.

CAMBRIA CHRISTMAS MARKET Will feature more than 2 million twinkling Christmas lights, along with artisan vendors, visits from Santa, a fun train ride, cozy fire pits, live music, delicious food, drinks, and much more. Wednesdays-Sundays, 5-9 p.m. through Dec. 23 $15-$25. 800-966-6490. cambriachristmasmarket. com/. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria.

CENTRAL COAST SLIM DOWN Take control of food without suffering. Learn a step-by-step process to take control of overeating, cravings, and feel peace with food. Build the habits, mindset, and your unique path with results that stick. Hosted byTami Cruz (Certified Health/Life Coach) and Dana Charvet (Coach/Fitness Trainer). ongoing Call for pricing info. 805-235-7978. gratefulbodyhealthcoaching.com. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

CENTRAL COAST WOOD CARVERS Learn the art of wood carving or wood burning. Join Central Coast Wood Carvers in Morro Bay at St. Timothy’s. Open for beginners, intermediate, or advance. Learn a wide range of techniques and skills. Mask Required. Tuesdays, 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. St. Timothy’s Catholic Church, 962 Piney Way, Morro Bay, 805-772-2840, sttimothymorrobay.org/index.html.

CO-DEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS MEETING Co-Dependents Anonymous (CoDA) is a Twelve Step recovery program for anyone who desires to have healthy and loving relationships with themselves and others. Meeting is hybrid (both in person and on Zoom). For information, call 805-900-5237. Saturdays, 1-2:15 p.m. Free. thecambriaconnection.org/. Cambria Connection, 1069 Main St., Cambria, (805) 927-1654.

FESTIVAL EUCHARIST The church is decorated with candles, flowers, and greenery. Enjoy carols and worship, in person or virtually on Facebook. Dec. 24, 7:45-8:30 p.m. Free. 805-528-0654. stbenslososos.org. St. Benedict’s Church, 2220 Snowy Egret Ln., Los Osos.

MORRO BAY MIXED MARTIAL ARTS Disciplines include advanced athletic performance fitness training, Thai kickboxing, and more. Beginners to advanced students welcome. Day and evening classes offered. Mondays-Saturdays, 8 a.m.-6 p.m. Call for more info. 805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts.com. Morro Bay Martial Arts, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

QUIET CHRISTMAS SERVICE AT ST. BENEDICT’S A quiet Communion service with carols. Followed by a light brunch. Dec. 25, 10:30-11:45 a.m. Free. 805-528-0654. stbenslososos.org. St. Benedict’s Church, 2220 Snowy Egret Ln., Los Osos.

SOCRATES: DISCUSSION GROUP Group members present interesting and thought provoking topics of all sorts. Topics are selected in advance and moderated by volunteers. Vaccinations are necessary. Enter through wooden gate to garden area. Wednesdays, 10 a.m. 805528-7111. Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., Morro Bay, coalescebookstore.com/.

STAY YOUNG WITH QI GONG Qi gong offers great anti-aging benefits, providing a comprehensive system for improving physical, mental and emotional health. Its roots date back thousands of years in China. Learn with certified instructor Devin Wallace. Call first. Thursdays, 10-11 a.m. $10. 805-7092227. Hardie Park, Ash Ave. and B St., Cayucos.

TAI CHI AND QI GONG: ZEN IN MOTION Small group classes with 2019 Tai Chi Instructor of the Year. Call for time and days. Learn the Shaolin Water Style and 5 Animals Qi Gong. Beginners welcomed. Mondays, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Call for price details. 805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts.com. Morro Bay Martial Arts, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

TAI CHI CHUN CERTIFICATION With the 2019 Tai Chi Instructor of the year. Ongoing courses. ongoing Call for price. 805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts.com. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

TAI CHI CHUN/ QI GONG BASICS Learn the foundation of Qi Gong, the rooting of breathing, and Shaolin Tai Chi. Tuesdays-Thursdays Call for details. 805701-7397. charvetmartialarts.com. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

WEEKLY QIGONG PRACTICE AT FITNESSWORKS MORRO BAY Calm your mind and nourish your joints with a weekly Qigong practice led by Mike Raynor of Tai Chi Rejuvenation. The practice is rooted in Qigong fundamentals, and standing/moving meditations. Forms include: Eight Brocades, Five Elements, Shibashi 18, and Tai chi 24. Saturdays, 10:45-11:45 a.m. Members free; non-members $8-$10. 805-772-7466. fitnessworksmb. com. FitnessWorks, 500 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay.

ZEN IN MOTION Learn the Shaolin Water Style and other deep breathing and moving meditation techniques with the 2019 Taijiquan Instructor of the Year. Beginners Welcome.Instructor Certification Courses available. Mondays, Wednesdays Call for details. 805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts.com. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

NORTH SLO COUNTY

GODDESS GROUP Please join Oracle Owner/ Intuitive Medium, Tiffany Klemz, for this twice monthly, Goddess Group. The intention of this group is to curate connection, inspiration, unity, and empowerment. Every other Tuesday, 6:30-8 p.m. $11. 805-464-2838. oracleatascaderoca.com. Oracle, 6280 Palma Ave., Atascadero.

HANDCRAFTED FOR THE HOLIDAYS This show is a timely showcase of fine crafts people and their work. People can find unique handmade gifts for every taste and price point for that special someone and pick up something for themselves Through Dec. 30 Free. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org/events/ handcrafted-for-the-hollidays/. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.

ttrtennis.com/tennis/kids-camps/. Templeton Tennis Ranch, 345 Championship Lane, Templeton.

NAR-ANON: FRIDAY MEETINGS A meeting for those who know or have known a feeling of desperation concerning the addiction of a loved one. Fridays, 12-1 p.m. Free. 805-441-2164. North County Connection, 8600 Atascadero Ave., Atascadero.

NEW YEAR’S EVE BASH CENTENNIAL CELEBRATION Join Atascadero Firefighters Association to ring in the New Year and celebrate its centennial anniversary. Dec. 31, 6:30 p.m. my805tix. com. SpringHill Suites by Marriott, 900 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

RAISE THE VIBRATION An afternoon of good cheer, connection, and gratitude, as we collectively raise the vibration and tap into the magic this time of year gifts us. Dec. 24, 12-5 p.m. Free. 805-464-2838. oracleatascaderoca.com. Oracle, 6280 Palma Ave., Atascadero.

TAI CHI This course’s instructor has won many Tai Chi and other internal martial arts tournaments. Both experienced martial artists and new learners are welcome to the class. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 5:306:30 p.m. $65. 805-237-3988. Centennial Park, 600 Nickerson Dr., Paso Robles.

NATURE NIGHTS An immersive outdoor holiday light and art exhibition. Features large format light projections, illuminated sculptures, and artistic lighting of garden areas throughout the garden. Closed on Thanksgiving and Christmas. Thursdays-Sundays, 5, 6 & 7 p.m. through Jan. 8 my805tix.com. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo, 8055411400.

OPEN MIC COMEDY NIGHT Come on over to the tasting room for some laugh out loud fun at Open Mic Comedy Night with many delicious ciders on tap. Fourth Thursday of every month, 7 p.m. Free show. SLO Cider, 3419 Roberto Ct., Suite C, San Luis Obispo.

Q YOUTH GROUP (VIRTUALLY VIA ZOOM) This is a social support group for LGBTQ+ and questioning youth between the ages of 11-18. Each week the group explores personal, cultural, and social identity. Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. Free. galacc.org/events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

QI GONG FOR MIND, BODY, AND SPIRIT Learn and practice qi gong, a Chinese system for physical, mental and spiritual development. This class is conducted outdoors in a beautiful setting, which is the best place to do qi gong, as its inspiration is drawn from nature.

Certified instructor: Devin Wallace. Tuesdays, 10-11 a.m. $10. 805-709-2227. Crows End Retreat Center, 6340 Squire Ct., San Luis Obispo.

HOP ON POPS

KID’S HOLIDAY TENNIS AND PICKLEBALL CAMPS (SESSION 2) For kids ages 7 to 12, come learn to play tennis, pickleball, bocce, and other games and fun activities. There are three sessions to choose from during the Thanksgiving and Christmas school holidays. Dec. 27, 9 a.m.-1 p.m., Dec. 28, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. and Dec. 29, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. $180-$200; discounts available. 805-434-9605.

TOPS

SUPPORT GROUP:

WEIGHT LOSS AND MAINTENANCE A self-help support group focusing on weight loss and maintenance. Thursdays, 1:30 p.m. 805-2422421. tops.org. Santa Margarita Senior Center, 2210 H St., Santa Margarita.

YANG STYLE TAI CHI The course’s instructor won many Tai Chi and other internal martial arts tournaments. Both experienced martial artists and new learners are welcome to the class. Mondays, Wednesdays, 5-6 p.m. $62. 805-470-3360. Colony Park Community Center, 5599 Traffic Way, Atascadero.

SAN LUIS OBISPO

BDSM 101 This monthly class from the Central Coast Kink Community provides a basic overview of kink, consent, rules, and information to help practitioners be successful and safe. Attendees must be 18+ years of age. Virtually meets via Zoom. Fourth Friday of every month, 6-8 p.m. No admission. galacc.org/events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

BEYOND MINDFULNESS Realize your potential through individualized meditation instruction with an experienced teacher via Zoom. This class is for those who wish to begin a practice or seek to deepen an existing one. Flexible days and times. Certified with IMTA. Email or text for information. Mondays-Sundays, 5:306:30 p.m. Sliding scale. 559-905-9274. theartofsilence. net. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

BIRDS AND BOTANY MONTHLY WALK AT SLO BOTANICAL GARDEN The Garden is excited to present a monthly bird walk series on the fourth Thursday of every month which explores the intersection of birds and botany. Fourth Thursday of every month, 8-11 a.m. $10 for Garden Members; $40 for general public. 805-541-1400. slobg. org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.

CAL HOPE SLO GROUPS AT TMHA Visit website for full list of weekly Zoom groups available. Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays calhopeconnect.org. Transitions Mental Health Warehouse, 784 High Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-270-3346.

CENTRAL COAST CONJURERS (SLO COUNTY MAGIC CLUB) Monthly meeting of magicians of all levels. Please call or email for more info. Meet likeminded folks with an interest in magic, from close-up to stage performances. Last Wednesday of every month, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. 805-440-0116. IHOP, 212 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo.

CITY FARM SLO’S YOUTH EMPOWERMENT

PROGRAM Check site for more info on programming and summer camps. ongoing cityfarmslo.org. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

SECOND

ANNUAL SENIOR SANTA EVENT

Community members are encouraged to adopt a wish list for a senior to help ensure they have a happy holiday. Hosted by the Senior Angels of the Central Coast. Through Jan. 1, 2023 seniorangelsofthecentralcoast.org. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

SLO BOTANICAL GARDEN PRESENTS YOGA ON THE TERRACE WITH CHERYL WAKEFIELD An immersive yoga experience led by Cheryl Wakefield, a yoga instructor of 15 years. The event will take place on the terrace in a serene outdoor setting that promotes a relaxed and tranquil mind. Saturdays. through Jan. 29 San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo, 8055411400.

SLO CHESS CLUB All skill levels welcome. Feel free to come by and check it out. Tuesdays, 6-9 p.m. through Feb. 28 Free. 805-540-0470. Whole Foods Market, 1531 Froom, San Luis Obispo.

SLO NOONTIME TOASTMASTERS CLUB MEETINGS Want to improve speaking and leadership skills in a supportive and positive environment? During COVID, we are meeting virtually. Contact us to get a meeting link for info. Tuesdays, 12-1 p.m. Free. slonoontime.toastmastersclubs.org. Zoom, Online, Inquire for Zoom ID.

SLO RAM RETIRED ACTIVE MEN COFFEE CABINET Weekly Coffee Cabinet meeting of the SLO RAM Active Retired Men, a local men’s social club. Click ‘Contact’ on website for invite. Thursdays, 8-9:30 a.m. $10. retiredactivemen.org. Madonna Inn Garden Room, 100 Madonna Road, San Luis Obispo.

SLO TABLE TENNIS The club is open to all skill levels. There are many tables available to play casual and competitive games. Sundays, 4-7 p.m. and Tuesdays, Thursdays, 7-10 p.m. through Jan. 31 Free. 805-5400470. Ludwick Community Center, 864 Santa Rosa, San Luis Obispo.

STAY YOUNG WITH QI GONG Qi Gong boosts energy and vitality, reduces stress, improves balance and flexibility, and, best of all, is fun. Join instructor Devin Wallace for this outdoor class which is held in a beautiful setting. Call or email before attending. Tuesdays, 10-11 a.m. $10. 805-709-2227. Crows End Retreat Center, 6340 Squire Ct., San Luis Obispo.

SUNDAY EVENING RAP LGBTQ+ AA GROUP

(VIRTUALLY VIA ZOOM) Alcoholics Anonymous is a voluntary, worldwide fellowship of folks from all walks of life who together, attain and maintain sobriety. Requirement for membership is a desire to stop drinking. Email aarapgroup@gmail.com for password access. Sundays, 7-8 p.m. No fee. galacc.org/events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

COMPLIMENTARY SHOWERS

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SHOWER THE PEOPLE After a short hiatus, the San Luis Obispo Library will once again be partnering with local non-profit organization, Shower the People. The shower trailer will be located between the library and parking structure. Toiletries provided. Sundays, 1-3 p.m. Free. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

FREE GUIDED MEDITATION GROUP A free guided meditation group held every Friday morning. Call for more info. Fridays, 10-10:45 a.m. through Jan. 27 Free. 805-439-2757. RuthCherryPhD.com. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

HEALING DEPRESSION SUPPORT GROUP A safe place for anyone suffering from the pain of depression. We do not criticize but do share our journey, feelings, and what works for us. We can meet in person or use Zoom if needed. Mondays, 6-7 p.m. Free. 805-528-3194. Hope House Wellness Center, 1306 Nipomo St., San Luis Obispo.

MINDFULNESS AND MEDITATION (ONLINE MEETING) Zoom series hosted by TMHA. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m.-noon Transitions Mental Health Warehouse, 784 High Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-270-3346.

TRANS* TUESDAY A safe space providing peerto-peer support for trans, gender non-conforming, non-binary, and questioning people. In-person and Zoom meetings held. Contact tranzcentralcoast@gmail.com for more details. Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. GALA Pride and Diversity Center, 1060 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-541-4252.

TRANS* YOUTH PEER SUPPORT GROUP This group is a safe place for trans* and gender nonconforming people, as well as those questioning, from ages of 11 to 18. A facilitated emotional support group to be heard, share your story, and hear stories that may sound surprisingly like your own. Fourth Tuesday of every month, 6-8 p.m. Free. GALA Pride and Diversity Center, 1060 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-541-4252.

WINTER GYMNASTICS CAMP Gain extra time to rejuvenate, while your child enjoys hours of active fitness and gymnastics fun. For ages 4 to 13. Dec. 27, 9:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m., Dec. 28, 9:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and Dec. 29, 9:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. $55-$135 depending on which days/options chosen. 805-547-1496.

The San Luis Obispo Symphony presents its New Year’s Eve pops concert, Come Together, at the Performing Arts Center (PAC) on Saturday, Dec. 31, from 7:30 to 9 p.m. The show’s song selection includes hits from the ’80s, ’90s, and ’00s. Call (805) 756-4849 or visit slosymphony.org to find out more about the concert. The PAC is located at 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. —C.W.

COURTESY PHOTO BY HEATHER GRAY

performanceathleticsslo.com/camps. Performance Athletics Gymnastics, 4484 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY

AVILA BEACH POLAR BEAR PLUNGE A celebration of fitness, nature, a New Year, camaraderie, and still having dessert. Dessert can be a cup of coffee or something to eat at one of the local Avila Beach establishments after the plunge. Jan. 1, noon slolug.com/polar. Avila Beach Promenade, 404 Front St., Avila Beach.

BEGINNER GROUP SURF LESSONS AND SURF CAMPS Lessons and camp packages available daily. All equipment included. ongoing Starts at $70. 805-8357873. sandbarsurf.com/. Sandbar Surf School Meetup Spot, 110 Park Ave., Pismo Beach.

FREE YOGA FOR FIRST RESPONDERS, EMS, AND COMMUNITY CARETAKERS Join for some well-deserved self-care. Anyone including fire, EMS, police, hospital workers, medical staff, assisted living caretakers, etc. is welcome. All yoga abilities are encouraged to attend. Please email empoweryoga805@ gmail.com in advance to enroll. Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. 805-619-0989. Empower Yoga Studio and Community Boutique, 775 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, empoweryoga805.com.

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL AT THE CLIFFS Join for Monday Night Football and an ugly sweater contest. Mondays, 5:15 p.m. through Dec. 26 Free. 805-7735000. cliffshotelandspa.com/cliffsmas/. The Cliffs Hotel and Spa, 2757 Shell Beach Rd, Pismo Beach.

POINT SAN LUIS LIGHTHOUSE TOURS Tours will give you a glimpse into the lives of Lighthouse Keepers and their families, while helping keep our jewel of the Central Coast preserved and protected. Check website for more details. Wednesdays, Saturdays pointsanluislighthouse.org/. Point San Luis Lighthouse, 1 Lighthouse Rd., Avila Beach.

WEEKLY WATER SAFETY LESSONS Facility advertised as open and safe. Give the office a call to register over the phone. Mondays-Fridays $160-$190. 805-481-6399. 5 Cities Swim School, 425 Traffic Way, Arroyo Grande, 5citiesswimschool.com.

FOOD & DRINK

NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY

MORRO BAY MAIN STREET FARMERS MARKET Get fresh and veggies, fruit, baked goods, sweets, and handmade artisan crafts. Come have some fun with your local farmers and artisans and enjoy delicious eats while enjoying the fresh breeze of Morro Bay. Saturdays, 2:30-5:30 p.m. through May 31 Varies. 805-824-7383. morrobayfarmersmarket. com. Morro Bay Main Street Farmers Market, Main Street and Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay.

NORTH SLO COUNTY

BURGERS AND BRATS LUNCH AT VFW 2814 Enjoy a hot-off-the-grill hamburger, cheeseburger, or handmade bratwurst sandwich at VFW Post 2814 in Atascadero. Starting at only $5, each meal comes with choice of toppings and condiments, a bag of chips, and a bowl of chili. The public is welcome. Wednesdays, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. through Dec. 28 $5. 805-466-3305. vfwpost2814.org/canteen.html. Veterans of Foreign Wars (VFW) 2814, 9555 Morro Road, Atascadero.

TACO TUESDAYS La Parilla Taqueria will be in the courtyard serving up their delicious tacos and tostadas. Menu typically includes barbacoa, chicken, and pastor tacos, as well as shrimp ceviche tostadas. Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m. 805-460-6042. ancientowlbeergarden.com. Ancient Owl Beer Garden, 6090 El Camino Real, suite C, Atascadero.

SAN LUIS OBISPO

DOWNTOWN SLO FARMERS MARKET Thursdays, 6-9 p.m. Downtown SLO, Multiple locations, San Luis Obispo.

SEASONS GREEKINGS: HOLIDAY POP CULTURE

QUIZ A special holiday trivia event that is sure to grow your brain and test your holiday pop culture knowledge. Prizes for the winning teams. Dec. 22, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. 805-439-2529. Oak and Otter Brewing, 181 Tank Farm Road, suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

SLO FARMERS MARKET Hosts more than 60 vendors. Saturdays, 8-10:45 a.m. World Market Parking Lot, 325 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo.

WEDNESDAY NIGHT PUB TRIVIA Bring your thinking cap as questions vary from pop culture, geography, to sports. There is a little for everyone. Prizes for the winning teams. Wednesdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. 805-439-2529. Oak and Otter Brewing, 181 Tank Farm Road, suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY

CLIFFSMAS: HOLIDAY BRUNCH AT MARISOL Enjoy a holiday brunch at Marisol with specialties including lobster benedict, hot chocolate French toast, and much more. Saturdays, Sundays. through Dec. 31 805-773-5000. cliffshotelandspa.com/cliffsmas/. The

BURNIN’ FOR YOU

The Cuyama Buckhorn hosts its New Year’s Eve dinner event, A Night Under the Stars, on Saturday, Dec. 31, at 7 p.m. Visiting chefs Tiffani Ortiz and Andy Doubrava, co-founders of Slow Burn, will be preparing dishes over an open fire in the event’s party space. Call (661) 766-2825 or visit cuyamabuckhorn.com for more info. The Cuyama Buckhorn is located at 4923 Primero St., New Cuyama.

—C.W.

Cliffs Hotel and Spa, 2757 Shell Beach Rd, Pismo Beach.

HOLIDAY COCKTAILS This weekly event features a signature holiday cocktail, available every Wednesday in December. Wednesdays, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. through Dec. 28 805-773-5000. cliffshotelandspa.com/cliffsmas/. The Cliffs Hotel and Spa, 2757 Shell Beach Rd, Pismo Beach.

PISMO BEACH FARMERS MARKET Features various vendors selling their goods. Wednesdays, 4-7 p.m. Pismo Beach Farmers Market, Pismo Pier, Pismo Beach, 805. 773.4382.

SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS ALAMOS

NEW YEAR’S EVE: A NIGHT UNDER THE STARS

There will be drinks, live music from the Paypals, stargazing, and plenty of food and drink. Admission to the party is free and open to all. Acclaimed Chefs Andy Doubrava and Tiffani Ortiz of Slow Burn are taking over the kitchen. Dec. 31, 7 p.m.-1 a.m. Free. 661-766-2825. cuyamabuckhorn.com. Cuyama Buckhorn, 4923 Primero St, New Cuyama.

MUSIC

NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY

CAROLS AND COMMUNION AROUND THE CRECHE The church is decorated with candles, flowers, and greenery. Enjoy carols and worship, in person or virtually on Facebook. Dec. 24, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Free. 805-528-0654. stbenslososos.org. St. Benedict’s Church, 2220 Snowy Egret Ln., Los Osos.

LIVE MUSIC WITH GUITAR WIZ AT LUNADA GARDEN BISTRO “Guitar Wizard” Billy Foppiano plays a wide range of music, including blues, R&B, classic rock, and more. Fourth Sunday of every month, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 805-900-5444. Lunada Garden Bistro, 78 N. Ocean Ave., Cayucos.

OPEN MIC NIGHT Come join us each Wednesday for Open Mic Night in the downstairs dining area. Grab some friends and show off your talents. Food and drink service will be available. Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Free. 805995-3883. schoonerscayucos. com. Schooners, 171 North Ocean Ave, Cayucos.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY

HOSTS SONG CONTEST AT SCHOONERS Three judges award three prizes. Up to 10 contestants play 2 original songs each. $5 entry fee. Advance signups only, apply at stevekey57@gmail.com. Note: December event moved to Dec. 20. Last Tuesday of every month, 6:30-9 p.m. through Feb. 28 Free. 805-204-6821. stevekey.com/events. Schooners, 171 North Ocean Ave, Cayucos.

NORTH SLO COUNTY

FRIDAY NIGHT DJ Weekly DJ series, with a different DJ every Friday. Presented by friends at Traffic Record store in Atascadero. Come listen, dance, drink, and unwind every Friday. All ages event; no cover charge. Fridays, 7-10 p.m. 805-460-6042. ancientowlbeergarden.com. Ancient Owl Beer Garden, 6090 El Camino Real, suite C, Atascadero.

HAVANA NIGHTS NEW YEARS EVE BLOCK

PARTY Start at Serial Wines for Salsa and Bachata dancing and dance instruction. End the night at Libretto Music Bar next door to ring in 2023. Dec. 31, 8 p.m.midnight $25-$75. 805-296-3377. serialwines.com. Serial Wines, 1226 Park St., Paso Robles.

THE MIGHTY CROON DOGS NEW YEAR’S EVE AT THE CATTLEMEN’S LOUNGE Welcome in the New Year with this fun dance band, featuring Guitar Wizard Billy Foppiano, his dynamic son Charlie Foppiano, plus Geert de Lange. These talented local musicians put on a great show, playing all types of tunes. Dec. 31, 8:30-11:59 p.m. Free. 800-676-1713. Paso Robles Inn Cattleman’s Lounge, 103 Spring Street, Paso Robles.

SAN LUIS OBISPO

COME TOGETHER: NEW YEARS EVE POPS CONCERT WITH THE SLO SYMPHONY Ring in the New Year with Come Together, a pops concert created by Canadian-based symphonic rock group Jeans ’n Classics celebrating the hits of the ‘80s, ‘90s and ‘00s. Dec. 31, 7:30-9 p.m. $100. 805-7564849. slosymphony.org/new-years-eve-pops-concert/. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. DJ B.TRU An evening DJ set featuring Mushroom Jazz and Roots Reggae and delicious ciders on tap. Held in the tasting room and patio. Saturdays, 5-8 p.m. 805721-6878. SLO Cider, 3419 Roberto Ct., Suite C, San Luis Obispo.

EASTON EVERETT SOLO Enjoy some indie-acoustic, live music. Thursdays, 5:30-7:30 p.m. eastoneverett. com. Big Sky Cafe, 1121 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo, (805)545-5401.

LIVE MUSIC AT RAGTAG WINE CO. Enjoy live music by local favorites. Wine available by the flight, glass, or bottle. Thursdays-Saturdays, 6-9 p.m. Ragtag Wine Co., 779 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805-439-0774, ragtagwineco.com.

LIVE MUSIC FROM GUITAR WIZ BILLY FOPPIANO AND MAD DOG Join “Guitar Wiz” Billy Foppiano and his trusty side kick Mad Dog for a mix of blues, R&B, and more. Saturdays, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. 805-544-2100. Bon Temps Creole Cafe, 1819 Osos Street, San Luis Obispo, bontempscreolecafe.com/index.htm.

NYE AT THE ROCK: MOONSHINER COLLECTIVE, L’ECLAIR, TROPO, DANTE MARSH, MOTHER CORN SHUCKERS

Hosting the best local bands in town for NYE, with a full property take over and 6 different acts to choose from. The theme is “Space Cowboy,” so come dressed to boogie. Dec. 31, 8:30 p.m.-1 a.m. $100. 415-509-0069. slobrew.com/live. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo.

SUNDAY MUSIC AT RAGTAG WINE CO. Enjoy live music by local favorites. Wine available by the flight, glass, or bottle. Sundays, 4-7 p.m. Ragtag Wine Co., 779 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805-439-0774, ragtagwineco.com.

‘60S

SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY

ROCK AND ROLL NEW YEAR’S EVE BASH

All tickets include live music, dancing, a Mexican buffet dinner, a cash no-host bar service, party favors, and free parking. Benefits the 17 Strong Foundation. Dec. 31, 6 p.m. my805tix.com. Camp Arroyo Grande, 250 Wesley St., Arroyo Grande, 805-249-9517.

LOMPOC/VANDENBERG

OLD SCHOOL JAMS: HOLIDAY EDITION With DJs Neon “Santa” Maniac and Frank the “Elf” Tank. Come celebrate the holidays and get down to some funk, soul, R&B, electro, and more. Dec. 23, 8 p.m. my805tix.com. Flower City Ballroom, 110 W. Ocean Ave., Lompoc. ∆

Arts

Artifacts

Gallery at Marina Square announces January exhibitions

Gallery at Marina Square in Morro Bay plans to debut three new exhibitions in January.

Starting on Sunday, Jan. 1, the gallery will host Where The Birds Are, a group photography exhibit, and two solo exhibits that showcase mixed media artist Stevie Chun and sculptor and painter Jarien De Ham, respectively.

A joint reception for all three exhibits will be held on Saturday, Jan. 14, from 3 to 5 p.m. Each show is scheduled to remain on display at the gallery through Sunday, Jan. 29.

Chun, the upcoming featured artist in the venue’s upper gallery, is a self-taught artist who works in several forms of media and formats, including painting, crafts, and ceramics. According to press materials, Chun is passionate about shape and color in her mixed media works.

De Ham, the gallery’s upcoming featured craft artist, specializes in sculptures and small paintings. She was introduced to Chinese brush painting during a class at Cuesta College in 2002. De Ham also took calligraphy and painting classes in China, according to press materials. The subjects in her paintings include birds, fish, flowers, trees, landscapes, and more.

The Morro Bay venue’s upper gallery will house Where the Birds Are, which will showcase photographs of birds and bird habitats by a handful of photographers, including Alice Cahill, Cathy Russ, Gregory Siragusa, Karen Peterson, Dominic Hartman, and Michael Johnson.

To find out more about the three upcoming January exhibits at Gallery at Marina Square, call (805) 772-1068 or visit galleryatmarinasquare.com. The gallery is open daily from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., and is located at 601 Embarcadero, suite 10, Morro Bay.

The Cliffs Hotel and Spa hosts Elf screening

As part of its ongoing Cliffsmas festivities, the Cliffs Hotel and Spa in Pismo Beach will host a family-friendly screening of the 2003 Christmas comedy, Elf, on Thursday, Dec. 22, starting at 6 p.m. The event will be held in the venue’s ballroom.

Elf follows Buddy (Will Ferrell), a human raised by elves at the North Pole, who travels to New York in search of his biological father (James Caan).

For more info on the local screening of Elf and additional events slated in the Cliffsmas program, call (805) 773-5000 or visit cliffshotelandspa.com/ cliffsmas. The Cliffs Hotel and Spa is located at 2757 Shell Beach Road, Pismo Beach. ∆

—Caleb Wiseblood

BY ADRIAN VINCENT ROSAS

Charitable artwork

Gina Zapperiello-Illescas’ handcrafted paper art provides a foundation for the future

Colors blend with meticulously placed lettering next to vibrant paper lanterns ready to be shipped. Handcrafted journals wait for memories of the coming year alongside custom-made greeting cards and Christmas ornaments.

The shelves and tables in Gina ZapperielloIllescas’ Pismo Beach studio are full of the crafty paper products that she makes and sells on Etsy through her Pismo Paper Arts page. But the business is more than just a means for expression. It also supports the foundation that Gina and her husband, Richard Illescas, founded.

“It was something I always wanted to do, but never had the time—then the pandemic hit, and suddenly … well, you know the rest,” Gina said.

The business initially arose from a lack of shelf and floor space resulting from myriad paper collages Gina started crafting during the pandemic. What began as simple scrapbook collages evolved into an experimental art style that relied on acrylic paint, gel pens, stenciling, and 3D paper pop-ups.

“It was a little out of control,” she said with a laugh. “So

Foundation for the future

Grab a handcrafted piece of art for someone (or yourself) and support a good cause by visiting pismopaperarts.com or etsy.com/ shop/PismoPaperArts. For more information on how to assist in the mission of Gina ZapperielloIllescas’ nonprofit, FTC, to provide educational foundations for school-age girls in Baja California, visit ftcmx.com.

being able to turn to a storefront like Etsy allowed me to continue making things without having paper overflowing out of my little workshop.”

Her collages morphed into custom-made accordion journals, handcrafted Christmas ornaments, and pop-up greeting cards. Now, Gina’s crafting custom-printed paper lanterns by combining lantern prints she found online and integrating her own designs.

Showtime!

However, creative expression is only part of the overall goal for Pismo Paper Arts. The couple’s charity, FTC Inc., receives all the proceeds from those online sales and helps provide educational opportunities to orphaned girls in Baja California.

The charity has its origins

in the couple’s experience living in Ensenada, Mexico, after Richard retired from his position at IBM and Gina retired from her work as a teacher. There, she continued her work as an educator by tutoring students in English, where she witnessed the unfortunate circumstances the girls at the school faced. After talking to some school officials about the impact financial support could have, the couple decided to turn their good fortune into a springboard for charity.

“These girls are living in places called ‘casa hogares,’ which are essentially orphanages,” Gina said. “Without the kind of support [the charity] is able to provide, they don’t have anything to build upon as far as their futures are concerned once they turn 18.”

The charity provides educational support, books, and life skills to school-age girls across Baja, many of whom were taken from their homes by government family services due to negative home environments.

“Growing up in El Salvador, I would push for those with wealth around me to give back to those in more unfortunate circumstances … so when I was in the position to help in retirement, I jumped at the opportunity,” Richard said. “There are probably geniuses at those schools who will never have the opportunity to see that potential through because of the circumstances, but now they can.”

With Pismo Paper Arts thriving as an online storefront and means of artistic expression, Gina is happy for her work to contribute to building a future for these girls.

“My brain just made the instant connection,” Gina said. “It’s just a perfect blend of my artistic expression and giving back to those who will really benefit from it.” ∆

Freelancer Adrian Vincent Rosas is jotting down notes in his new handmade journal. Reach him through the editor at clanham@ newtimesslo.com.

PAPER VERSATILITY Gina Zapperiello-Illescas combines paper and acrylic paint to create new works inspired by observations she makes in her day-to-day life.

EVOLVING ART STYLE Gina ZapperielloIllescas’ paper artwork is constantly evolving and changing to fit her creative mindset, including expanding from traditional 2D paper art to more 3D standup art like this paper lantern.

PHOTOS COURTESY OF GINA ZAPPERIELLO-ILLESCAS

FROM HOME TO HOME Pismo Paper Arts operates out of Gina Zapperiello-Illescas’ office where she creates new pieces every day and uploads them to Etsy for purchase.

No strings attached

Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio breathes new life into the children’s tale as the namesake enchanted wooden puppet travels through Italy to find the true meaning behind being a real boy. (114 min.)

Caleb David Bradley’s Geppetto has got nothing on his Hogwarts’ caretaker Argus Filch character in terms of curmudgeonliness, but don’t expect the kindly carpenter from past Pinocchio iterations during this unique, dark, but ultimately heartwarming reimagining from del Toro (Pan’s Labyrinth, The Shape of Water) and co-director Mark Gustafson, in his directorial debut. The duo’s decision to use stop-motion animation—shooting puppets with movable joints one frame at a time—works as a clever nod to the iconic story’s puppet protagonist and lends itself to the film’s most surreal and beautifully eerie sequences. Gregory Mann voices the lumber-laden lad in this version, set mostly in Italy during World War II. The film opens during World War I, however. After Geppetto’s son—also voiced by Mann—is tragically killed in the aftermath of a bombing raid, the mourning carver spends his days endlessly drinking and visiting his son’s grave near a growing pine tree, which illustrates the passing of several years.

By the time the second Great War starts, Geppetto’s grief is far from subsided. After drinking heavily one night, he manically decides to chop down the pine tree and use its wood to fashion himself a new son to replace the one he lost. Little did he know it’d actually work.

Bulbul I haven’t been moved by an animated film in a long time, and I’m all the richer for this touching plot. Del Toro’s iteration of Pinocchio is a wealth of philosophy, political history, religion, mortality, and elusively simple human connection. The creators of Pinocchio don’t shy away from symbolism and address the setting of fascist Italy and everything

GUILLERMO DEL TORO’S PINOCCHIO

What’s it rated? PG

What’s it worth, Bulbul? Full price

What’s it worth, Caleb? Full price

Where’s it showing? Netflix

that comes with it head-on. The townsfolk don’t take kindly to the rambunctious wooden boy, especially when he’s in awe of the proceedings at Sunday mass. Later, Pinocchio pointed to the statue of Christ, carved and hung by Geppetto above the altar. “Everybody likes him,” Pinocchio said. “He’s made of wood too.” Pinocchio’s whirlwind life brings him up close to the Podesta (the fascist Italian militant), a villainous puppeteer, Benito Mussolini, and even the afterlife. His travels are set against the backdrop of Geppetto’s own journey of grieving his son, finding Pinocchio, and accepting that the two boys aren’t the same, for better or worse. Pinocchio can be enjoyed by children and adults. It’s a piece of art that’s intelligent enough to acknowledge the flaws of fatherhood, and compassionate enough to embrace them.

Caleb There’s a lot to admire about this take on Pinocchio in both its screenplay— which touches on themes of mortality in profound, unexpected, and occasionally humorous ways—and production design. So much of the film’s imagery screams del Toro, especially the look of each character.

The Wood Sprite, voiced by Tilda Swinton, who brings Pinocchio to life, reminded me more of the Faun in Pan’s Labyrinth than

a traditional fairy. I loved Swinton’s dual role as Death, the Wood Sprite’s sister, who Pinocchio encounters in the afterlife sequences. Other memorable voices in the film include those of Christoph Waltz, Ewan McGregor, Ron Perlman, and Finn Wolfhard. Waltz is so good as Count Volpe, the slimy, conniving puppet master who convinces Pinocchio to be the star of his traveling show. You’ll love to hate him. This is one of the best animated films I’ve seen in a while. Feel free to observe my stagnant nose if you don’t believe me.

Bulbul Breathing life into art is the basis of the Pinocchio story. Netflix released a handy 30-minute behind-the-scenes segment called Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio: Handcarved Cinema, where viewers get an in-depth look into the painstaking art of stop-motion animation. “Normally, film captures reality. Animation creates it and has to simulate the capture. You give life to it, and that’s the highest art form,” del Toro explained in it. As a character, Pinocchio is new to the concept of living. Many think he’s naive and foolish. But the film shows that, perhaps, he understood relishing the ups and downs of life best, even when he has to make the ultimate sacrifice to uphold it. Pinocchio will stay with me for a long time, and I’m definitely going to rewatch it. Like any good book or movie, it’s something you can keep going back to and uncover new significance with every revisit. Δ

Staff Writer Bulbul Rajagopal and Calendar Editor Caleb Wiseblood wrote Split Screen this week. Send comments to gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.

The scourge of New York City is back!

And once one of these robots imprints itself onto one or both of its designated parents, the feeling of unconditional love toward them is irreversible.

The only other thing I’ll give away about the plot is that David is forced to go on a journey of sorts, in search of “the Blue Fairy,” who he believes will have the power to turn him into a real boy. I promise I’m not exaggerating when I say this is one of the most haunting, heartwrenching, and visually stunning films I’ve ever seen. Just don’t watch it on Mother’s Day, unless you want to bawl your eyes out. (146 min.)

—Caleb

Do I mean the infamous anonymous social media sensation that calls itself “Gossip Girl” while airing high society’s dirty laundry, or the bratty pack of rich heirs, heiresses, and socialites who find themselves in her grimy spotlight? Tune in to HBO Max to find out.

Set about a decade after the mid-2000s Gossip Girl series ended and still in the same universe, Gossip Girl (2021) emerges from the digital ashes of its predecessor who used to gossip (duh) using a blog. Now, the new Gossip Girl (voiced both times by Kristen Bell) plagues New York’s rich and famous through Instagram. Unlike the original series that took

six seasons and five years to reveal who was behind the account, the new version lets you know who it is from the get-go. But chaos is never far behind, especially with the release of season 2 this month. (10 roughly 40-min. episodes released every Thursday). Δ

Editor’s note: Staff Writer Bulbul Rajagopal and Calendar Editor Caleb Wiseblood wrote Split Screen this week while Glen and Anna Starkey went on holiday.

NO NOSE GOES David Bradley and Gregory Mann voice Geppetto and Pinocchio, respectively, in the new animated Netflix film, Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio

Seeing Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio made me think about other cinematic retellings or reimaginings of the timeless puppet fable. When it comes to my own personal favorites, Steven Spielberg’s sci-fi epic A.I. Artificial Intelligence will always top that list.

Haley Joel Osment plays David, an android designed to resemble a human boy sold to a couple grieving the loss of their child, who appears to be in a hopeless coma. The goal of David’s creators was to replicate a human child as flawlessly as possible, with real human emotions.

PHOTO COURTESY OF HBO

So Not Starkey

BY CAMILLIA LANHAM

Although it’s a relatively quiet week for live music on the Central Coast, one local band received a Christmas present that will carry them into a new future.

Próxima Parada, a San Luis Obispo-based blue-eyed soul band whose members quit their day jobs to take on music full-time in 2019, had the No. 1 viral song in the U.S. on Spotify Dec. 17.

“It’s been a whirlwind of a week,” frontman Nick Larson told New Times “It’s just completely changes our career.”

The whirlwind started as most things do these days: on TikTok. Music curator Matt Firestine (aka, fuegostine) posted a quick clip playing “Musta Been a Ghost” off Próxima Parada’s 2019 album Kind Reminder. It’s a jazz- and R&B-influenced easy-going number with a great hook, Southern California style, and Michael Franti vibes.

“This song is such a hidden gem in my opinion. What do you think?” Firestine posted alongside the video on Dec. 9. With 2.2 million likes and more than 3 million views as of Dec. 21, the video pushed the band that’s spent the last couple of years touring around the U.S. into another realm.

Larson and bass player Kevin Middlekauff told New Times they’d been talking to national and international record labels in recent days about the launch of their new album—which is finished but hasn’t been released yet, Larson said. Their Spotify listeners jumped to 900,000, and people from all over the world started reaching out to the band via social media and a texting app.

“It’s a lesson in how powerful advocacy can be. We can make all the noise we

want about our own music, but as soon as someone with credibility speaks on our behalf … it made a difference,” Larson said.

“It’s wild,” Middlekauff added.

The band recently wrapped up their 2022 tour of the U.S. with a Dec. 2 show at the Fremont. It was Próxima Parada’s last big show for the year, and 2023’s plans are currently in flux, although Middlekauff said they would probably tour all over the country again (and possibly Europe) and try to play as many music festivals as possible.

That Fremont show was the perfect way to end the year, they said. They played after the holiday parade with an extra vocalist and horns on stage.

“I just felt like such a powerful, emotional night. Very joyous, very cathartic. We definitely got a lot of positive feedback after the show,” Larson said. “That was our last show before things changed.”

Próxima Parada formed in 2012, keeping San Luis Obispo as their home base over the years and releasing a handful of albums, including their most recent, Second Brother. Larson said that others in the industry tried to push them to move to cities that were known for producing talent, like Nashville, Los Angeles, or Seattle. But that wasn’t the route they wanted to take. Larson and Middlekauff said the path they’re on started in the tight-knit community of SLO, and it feels good to be able to make that same impact from the place they feel most at home.

“We’re very much a product of our community,” Larson said. “It’s been really special to advocate for the city that we love, too.”

Stay up-to-date on Instagram and TikTok @proximaparada_music, on Facebook @proximaparadaband, and at proximaparadamusic.com.

More music …

The Siren has two free shows from locals coming up over Christmas weekend. On Friday, Dec. 23, the Rachel Santa Cruz Family Band brings Americana style folk music with roots in blues, country, alt-folk, and rock to the Morro Bay stage (8 p.m.).

The Taproots play a free show at The Siren on Saturday, Dec. 24 (2:30 p.m.), to celebrate the release of their 14-track debut album Tales Of Wonderland Regular Strictly Starkey columnist Glen Starkey calls the album “stirring,” “an amazing debut.” Best known for their creative songwriting, strong harmonies and innovative guitar work, the band plays a unique blend of original Americana rock incorporating folk and jazz influences, mixed with fresh renditions of covers.

“Guitar Wizard” Bill Foppiano plays the SLO Cider tasting room on Friday, Dec. 23, to get your Christmas weekend

going with a special holiday show (7 p.m., free).

The Journals 805 brings country and classic rock covers to The Pine Street Saloon on Wednesday, Dec. 28 (9 p.m.). ∆

Senior Staff Writer Glen Starkey’s on vacation. Be sure to send him your complaints: gstarkey@newtimesslo.com

PHOTO COURTESY OF PRÓXIMA PARADA

GOING BIG SLOcal blue-eyed soul band Próxima Parada played their last show of the year at the Fremont on Dec. 2 , before a TikTok post changed their future.

NEW ALBUM The Taproots play The Siren on Dec. 24 in celebration of their recently released album, Tales Of Wonderland

PHOTO COURTESY OF THE TAPROOTS

BY BULBUL RAJAGOPAL

Downtown San Luis Obispo restaurant owner Oscar Macias remembers eating birria ever since he could chew. Traditionally made with young goat meat, the fragrant terra-cottacolored stew was a birthday staple.

Now at 32, Macias wants SLO County to enjoy the flavors of his Mexican home through Taqueria El Güero.

“That’s what they call me—el güero. It’s a term in our culture for someone with a light complexion. Since early age, everyone just called me güero, güero, güero,” Macias said with a laugh.

Macias is originally from Michoacán, Mexico. Each generation of his family received recipes from their grandparents, which they tweaked a little over time. At El Güero, his mother, Patricia, oversees

the birria. That recipe came from Macias’ grandfather, who passed away recently.

“We feel that there’s a part of him left behind in our business and day-to-day lives,” Macias said. “It was a hard time for my mom. Preparing the food her dad taught her to make brings her some peace.”

Patricia also altered her dad’s birria recipe for El Güero—she swapped the original goat meat for beef.

Born in Jalisco, birria is a celebratory dish of goat, beef, or lamb that’s cooked in a marinade of dried spices, like ancho and guajillo chiles, ground cumin, chipotle pepper, cinnamon, and ginger. The meat is then shredded and braised in the broth and drippings the stew creates. As a taco, the birria filling is stuffed in a corn or flour tortilla that’s already been dipped in the broth and fried. With the addition of cheese, birria queso tacos ruled the culinary social media space for the past few years, and El Güero wanted in— Michoacán style.

“We knew that we wanted to sell tacos. We did the birria because it was popular in Mexico,” Macias said. “At first, it wasn’t a big seller because it wasn’t well known. It blew up on social media when we did a video on birria. Overnight, people swarmed us for birria.”

El Güero’s birria queso taco platter is perfect to combat the chill that’s gripped SLO in recent weeks. Tinted bright orange from the birria consomé (broth), three handmade corn tortillas brimming with cheese and beef are delicious hunger-crushing heavyweights. They come with a hot cup of cilantro-flecked consomé filled with rice, and a spicy chile de árbol salsa. Pair the platter with a chilled bottle of Mexican Coke for a heavenly match.

“The broth on the side, on a cold day, brings back memories of early mornings,” Macias said. “The consomé is reheated in the mornings, and you just drink that. The cilantro, onions, a few tacos with beans—that’s your morning pickup. It has all the nutrients from the meat and bones, so it gives you liveliness.”

To make their birria more palatable to SLO diners, El Güero swapped goat meat for beef, tamed the spice kick, and added a new way to cook tacos.

“Our usual way is a regular tortilla with the birria and that was the taco. The melting of the cheese and frying of the tortilla is fairly new,” Macias said. “That opened my eyes to the potential of something that was already good and transforming it into something even better.”

Want something lighter to munch on?

Try El Güero’s regular taco plate with a choice of grilled veggies or meats like

carne asada (steak), al pastor (marinated pork), carnitas (braised pork), and chicken. The corn tortillas are large, warm, and have a heft to them. They’re especially good with lashings of the chile de árbol salsa and lots of lime.

Customers can also go for the torta— with a buttery telera bun that sandwiches beans, jalapeños, salsa, cheese, and any of the meats—or a quesadilla, nachos, or burrito. In 2023, the restaurant will expand its seafood options and plans to release a line of desserts like tres leches and coffee flan.

Macias said that he wants to introduce another menu item that his family would eat with birria.

“Christmas is a big time for birria with a side of tamales. We’re actually making tamales this Christmas,” he said. “We’re doing a test run. My mom hates me for this, but they have to taste exactly how I remember them tasting.”

A specialty dish, El Güero’s birria will set you back $18, a far cry from the dollar street tacos available around Mexico and California—but there’s a principle Macias wants to uphold.

“We’re trying to get rid of the stigma that Mexican food has to be cheap. There is a way to make the cheap food, but it compromises on the flavors and what the family recipes are,” he said. “These plates were made for special occasions, so we did make them with higher-end ingredients.

“It is pricier than most locations for Mexican food, but it’s homecooked food.” ∆

Staff Writer Bulbul Rajagopal is wolfing down birria tacos. Slow her roll at brajagopal@newtimesslo.com.

PHOTOS COURTESY OF TAQUERIA EL GÜERO

HONORING MEMORIES Taqueria El Güero’s birria quesa taco platter is an homage to owner Oscar Macias’ grandfather and his family recipes.

MOTHER’S TOUCH Oscar Macias (right) and his mother, Patricia (left), want to ensure that El Güero’s food tastes the same as when she cooked those dishes when Oscar was growing up.

MICHOACÁN FEAST El Güero not only dishes up birria, but also tortas, tacos, burritos, and nachos.

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COUNTY

OF SAN LUIS

WHO: County of San Luis Obispo Planning Commission

WHEN: Thursday, January 26, 2022 at 09:00 AM. All items are advertised for 09:00 AM. To verify agenda placement, please call the Department of Planning & Building at (805) 781-5600.

WHAT: Hearing to consider a request by Sara Street Properties LLC for a Vesting Tentative Tract Map and Conditional Use Permit (SUB2020-00027/ Tract 3138) to subdivide an existing undeveloped 10.88-acre parcel into 15 parcels ranging between 0.56 and 1.30 acres each for the purpose of sale and future development of each proposed parcel for residential uses. The project includes on-site improvements, including construction of a 36-foot wide access road and cul-de-sac, a 25-foot-wide paved access road, a stormwater detention basin and associated 12-foot-wide access road and installation of a new sewer lift station and water, wastewater, and stormwater pipelines. Off-site improvements would include installation of water and wastewater pipelines to existing utility pipelines within Bennett Way. The project includes a request for a density bonus to allow for the subdivision of the property into 15 lots, 14 of which are less than 1 acre in size. The project would result in approximately 10 acres of site disturbance, including 30,000 cubic yards of cut and 30,000 cubic yards of fill, to be balanced on-site. The project is located within the Residential Suburban land use category on the west side of Bennett Way, at the northwest portion of the intersection with Casper Road, in the community of Templeton in the Salinas River Subarea of the North County Planning Area. Also, to be considered at the hearing will be adoption of the Mitigated Negative Declaration prepared for the item. The Environmental Coordinator, after completion of the initial study, finds that there is no substantial evidence that the project may have a significant effect on the environment, and the preparation of an Environmental Impact Report is not necessary. Therefore, a Mitigated Negative Declaration (pursuant to Public Resources Code Section 21000 et seq., and CA Code of Regulations Section 15000 et seq.) has been issued on September 1, 2022, for this project. Mitigation measures are proposed to address Air Quality, Biological Resources, Geology and Soils, Hazards and Hazardous Materials, and Noise, and are included as conditions of approval.

The Environmental Document is available for public review at the Department of Planning and Building, at the below address. A copy of the Environmental Document is also available on the Planning and Building Department website at www.sloplanning.org Anyone interested in commenting on the proposed Environmental Document should submit a written statement and/or speak at the public hearing. Comments will be accepted up until completion of the public hearing(s).

County File Number: SUB2020-00027

Supervisorial District: District 2

Assessor Parcel Number(s): 040-311-014

Date Accepted: 9/30/2020

WHERE: The hearing will be held in the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, 1055 Monterey Street, Room  #D170, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA. The Board of Supervisors Chambers are located on the corner of Santa Rosa and Monterey Streets. At the meeting all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal.

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION

A copy of the staff report will be made available on the Planning Department website at www.sloplanning.org. You may also contact Eric Hughes, Project Manager, in the Department of Planning and Building at the address below or by telephone at (805) 781- 5600.

If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only  those issues you or someone else raised at the public  hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public  hearing.

Ysabel Eighmy, Secretary Planning Commission

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO BOARD OF SUPERVISORS MEETING BRIEF TUESDAY, DECEMBER 13, 2022 AT 9:00 AM

5 BOARD MEMBERS PRESENT

01. Consent Agenda – Item Nos. 1 thru 32 & 38 Resolution (Res) Nos. 2022-290 thru 2022-298, approved.

02. Public Comment Period – Items not on the agenda: K. White; L. Austin; G. Gibson; L. Owen; D. Stebbens & J. Best: speak. No action taken.

03. Res. 2022-299, approving the request by the Cayucos-Morro Bay Cemetery District, to waive General Plan Amendment Application (LRP2022-00008) fees in an amount not to exceed $100,000 to change the land use designation to the cemetery and columbarium as allowable land uses on the project site at 800 Toro Creek Rd, Cayucos (APN: 073-077-035), adopted.

04. Res. 2022-300, to uphold the appeal (APPL2022-00008) of J. Heckenberg & reverse the decision of the planning dept. hearing officer to deny the application of J. Heckenberg for Minor Use Permit (MUP) / Coastal Development Permit (C-DRC2021-00022) to allow an existing 2,043 sq. ft. single-family residence to be used as a vacation rental, adopted as amended.

05 Res. 2022-301, to uphold appeal (APPL2022-00010) of A. Magda & reverse the Planning Dept Hearing Officer’s denial of a MUP (N-DRC2021-00002) to allow an existing 1,240 sq. ft. single family residence to be used as a vacation rental w/in 1,500 feet of another vacation rental, adopted as amended.

06. Closed Session – Cancelled.

07. Report on Board-identified priority projects for the Planning & Building Dept., rec’d w/ direction provided to staff.

MEETING ADJOURNED

For more details, view the meeting videos at: https://www.slocounty.ca.gov/ Departments/Administrative-Office/Clerk-of-the-Board/Clerk-of-the-BoardServices/Board-of-Supervisors-Meetings-and-Agendas.aspx

Wade Horton, Clerk of the Board of Supervisors By: Annette Ramirez, Deputy Clerk December 22, 2022

CITY OF PISMO BEACH

STATE OF CALIFORNIA

NOTICE TO PROPOSERS

PROPOSALS will be received at the office of the City Clerk, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, California, until 2:00 p.m., on Thursday, January 19, 2023 as determined by www.time.gov for performing work as follows:

DESIGN AND ENGINEERING SERVICES FOR A NEW GROUNDWATER PRODUCTION WELL

The City of Pismo Beach is inviting qualified firms to submit proposals to provide professional services for a “New Groundwater Production Well.” The selected firm will work closely with staff from the City of Pismo Beach to prepare design documents for a new groundwater production well. The new well will be located on a Cityowned parcel located at 980 Huber Street, Grover Beach, and will relocate an existing aging well currently located across the street from the new well location.

Proposal packages may be obtained from the Public Works Department, Engineering Division, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA 93449 or by calling (805) 773-4656. Printed versions are available for a non-refundable fee of $15 and PDF versions may be emailed at no charge. Specific questions will be accepted in writing up to 72 hours before the proposal due date and time by emailing Ben Fine at bfine@pismobeach.org. For non-technical questions contact Erin Olsen at eolsen@pismobeach.org.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT the City of San Luis Obispo will receive bids by mail for the “NORTH CHORRO NEIGHBORHOOD GREENWAY, Spec. No. 1000036” at the Public Works Administration Office located at 919 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 until, THURSDAY, JANUARY 26, 2023, at 11:00 A.M., when they will be publicly opened

Bids received after said time will not be considered. Bids shall be submitted in a sealed envelope plainly marked with the project title, contractor name, address, and specification number.

The Contractor must possess a valid Class A or C8 Contractor’s License at the time of the bid opening. Every bid must be accompanied by a certified check/cashier’s check or bidder’s bond for 10% of the bid amount, payable to the City of San Luis Obispo.

Download FREE at the City’s website: www.SloCity.orgBid packages under Bids & Proposals. Questions may be addressed to Jennifer Rice, Project Manager, at 805-7817058 or jrice@slocity.org December 22, 2022

CULTURAL ARTS DISTRICT

PARKING STRUCTURE PHASE 1B:

SITE PREPARATION

SPEC. NO. 90435-1B

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT the City of San Luis Obispo will receive bids by mail for the “CULTURAL ARTS DISTRICT PARKING STRUCTURE PHASE 1B: SITE PREPARATION, Spec. No. 90435-1B” at the Public Works Administration Office located at 919 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 until, THURSDAY, JANUARY 26, 2023, at 2:00 P.M., when they will be publicly opened

Bids received after said time will not be considered.  Bids shall be submitted in a sealed envelope plainly marked with the project title, contractor name, address, and specification number.

The Contractor must possess a valid Class A Contractor’s License at the time of the bid opening. Every bid must be accompanied by a certified check/cashier’s check or bidder’s bond for 10% of the bid amount, payable to the City of San Luis Obispo.

Download FREE at the City’s website: www.SloCity.orgBid packages under Bids & Proposals. Questions may be addressed to Samuel Gauna, Project Manager, at 805-7817094 or sgauna@slocity.org

December 22, 2022

2022 PEDESTRIAN CROSSING IMPROVEMENTS

SPEC. NO. 1000069

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT the City of San Luis Obispo will receive bids by mail for the “2022 PEDESTRIAN CROSSING IMPROVEMENTS, Spec. No. 1000069” at the Public Works Administration Office located at 919 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 until, THURSDAY, JANUARY 26, 2023, at 11:30 A.M., when they will be publicly opened

Bids received after said time will not be considered.  Bids shall be submitted in a sealed envelope plainly marked with the project title, contractor name, address, and specification number.

The Contractor must possess a valid Class A Contractor’s License at the time of the bid opening. Every bid must be accompanied by a certified check/cashier’s check or bidder’s bond for 10% of the bid amount, payable to the City of San Luis Obispo.

Download FREE at the City’s website: www.SloCity.orgBid packages under Bids & Proposals. Questions may be addressed to Justin Wong, Project Manager, at 805-7817042 or jwong@slocity.org

December 22, 2022

TRANSIT FACILITY ELECTRIC VEHICLE CHARGING INFRASTRUCTURE

SPEC. NO. 1000535

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT the City of San Luis Obispo will receive bids for the “TRANSIT FACILITY ELECTRIC VEHICLE CHARGING INFRASTRUCTURE, Spec. No. 1000535” at the Public Works Administration Office located at 919 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 until, THURSDAY, JANUARY 19, 2023, at 11:00 A.M., when they will be publicly opened

Bids received after said time will not be considered. Bids shall be submitted in a sealed envelope plainly marked with the project title, contractor name, address, and specification number.

The Contractor must possess a valid Class A Contractor’s License at the time of the bid opening. Every bid must be accompanied by a certified check/cashier’s check or bidder’s bond for 10% of the bid amount, payable to the City of San Luis Obispo.

Download FREE at the City’s website: www.SloCity.orgBid packages under Bids & Proposals. Questions may be addressed to Shelsie Moore, Project Manager, at 805-7837735 or smoore@slocity.org

December 22, 2022

Rob Brezsny’s Free Will Astrology

Homework: What circumstance in your life is most worthy of you unleashing a big ‘Hooray!’? Testify! Newsletter.freewillastrology.com

ARIES

(March 21-April 19): Aries author Eric G. Wilson has written a book that I might typically recommend to 40 percent of the Aries tribe. But in 2023, I will raise that to 80 percent of you. The title is How to Be Weird: An Off-Kilter Guide to Living a One-of-a-Kind Life. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, it will make sense for you to stop making sense on a semi-regular basis. Cheerfully rebelling against the status quo should be one of your most rewarding hobbies. The best way to educate and entertain yourself will be to ask yourself, “What is the most original and imaginative thing I can do right now?”

TAURUS

(April 20-May 20): One of your potential superpowers is cultivating links between the spiritual and physical worlds. If you develop this talent, you illuminate the ways that eternity permeates the everyday routine. You weave together the sacred and the mundane so they synergize each other. You understand how practical matters may be infused with archetypal energies and epic themes. I hope you will be doing a lot of this playful work in 2023, Taurus. Many of us nonBulls would love you to teach us more about these mysteries.

GEMINI

(May 21-June 20): Here are fun and useful projects for you to cultivate in 2023: 1. Initiate interesting trends. Don’t follow mediocre trends. 2. Exert buoyant leadership in the groups you are part of. 3. Practice the art of enhancing your concentration by relaxing. 4. Every Sunday at noon, renew your vow to not deceive or lie to yourself during the coming week. 5. Make it your goal to be a fabulous communicator, not just an average one. 6. Cultivate your ability to discern what people are hiding or pretending about.

CANCER

(June 21-July 22): In 2023, I hope you will refine and deepen your relationship with your gut instinct. I will be ecstatic if you learn more about the differences between your lucid intuition and the worry mongering that your pesky demons rustle up. If you attend to these matters—and life will conspire to help you if you do—your rhythm will become dramatically more secure and stable. Your guidance system will serve you better than it ever has. A caveat: Seeking perfection in honing these skills is not necessary. Just do the best you can.

LEO

(July 23-Aug. 22): Psychiatrist and author Irvin Yalom wrote, “The question of meaning in life is, as the Buddha thought, not edifying. One must immerse oneself into the river of life and let the question drift away.” But Holocaust survivor and philosopher Viktor Frankl had a radically different view. He said that a sense of meaning is the single most important thing. That’s what sustains and nourishes us through the years: the feeling that our life has a meaning and that any particular experience has a meaning. I share Frankl’s perspective, and I advise you to adopt his approach throughout 2023. You will have unprecedented opportunities to see and know the overarching plan of your destiny, which has been only partially visible to you in the past. You will be regularly blessed with insights about your purpose here on Earth.

VIRGO

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): As a young woman, Virgo-born Ingeborg Rapoport (1912-2017) studied medicine at the University of Hamburg in Germany. But in 1938, the Nazis refused to let her defend her Ph.D. thesis and get her medical degree because of her Jewish ancestry. Seventy-seven years later, she was finally given a chance to finish what she had started. Success! The dean of the school said, “She was absolutely brilliant. Her specific knowledge about the latest developments in medicine was unbelievable.” I expect comparable developments for you in 2023, Virgo. You will receive defining opportunities or invitations that have not been possible before. Postponed breakthroughs and resolutions will become achievable.

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LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Of the 2,200-plus humans quoted in a 21st-century edition of Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations, 164 are women—a mere 7 percent! At least that’s more than the four females represented in 1855’s first edition. Let’s take this atrocious injustice as our provocation for your horoscope. In accordance with astrological omens, one of your assignments in 2023 will be to make personal efforts to equalize power among the genders. Your well-being will thrive as you work to create a misogyny-free future. Here are possible actions: If you’re a woman or nonbinary person, be extra bold and brave as you say what you genuinely think and feel and mean. If you’re a man, foster your skills at listening to women and nonbinary people. Give them abundant space and welcome to speak their truths. It will be in your ultimate interest to do so!

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): To prepare you for 2023, I’m offering you wisdom from mythologist Michael Meade. Of all the signs in the zodiac, you Scorpios will be most likely to extract riches from it. Meade writes: “Becoming a genuine individual requires learning the oppositions within oneself. Those who fail or refuse to face the oppositions within have no choice but to find enemies to project upon. ‘Enemy’ simply means ‘not-friend’; unless a person deals with the not-friend within, they require enemies around them.”

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “I will always be as difficult as necessary to achieve the best,” declared Sagittarian opera singer Maria Callas (1923-1977). Many critics say she was indeed one of the 20th century’s best. The consensus is that she was also a temperamental prima donna. Impresario Rudolf Bing said she was a trial to work with “because she was so much more intelligent. Other artists, you could get around. But Callas you could not get around. She knew exactly what she wanted and why she wanted it.” In accordance with astrological omens, Sagittarius, I authorize you, in your quest for success in 2023, to be as “difficult” as Callas was, in the sense of knowing exactly what you want. But please—so as to not undermine your success—don’t lapse into diva-like behavior.

CAPRICORN

(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): To inspire your self-inquiry in 2023, I have chosen a passage from Herman Hesse’s fairy tale, “A Dream Sequence.” It will provide guidance as you dive further than ever before into the precious mysteries in your inner depths. Hesse addressed his “good ardent darkness, the warm cradle of the soul, and lost homeland.” He asked them to open up for him. He wanted them to be fully available to his conscious mind. Hesse said this to his soul: “Just feel your way, soul, just wander about, burrow into the full bath of innocent twilight drives!”

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Cardiovascular surgeon Michael DeBakey lived till age 99. He almost died at 97, but was able to capitalize on an invention that he himself had created years before: a polymer resin that could repair or replace aging blood vessels. Surgeons used his technology to return him to health. I am predicting that in 2023, you, too, will derive a number of benefits from your actions in the past. Things you made, projects you nurtured, and ideas you initiated will prove valuable to you as you encounter the challenges and opportunities of the future.

PISCES

(Feb. 19-March 20): I decided to divine the state of your financial karma. To begin, I swirled a $10 bill through the flame rising from a green candle. Then I sought cosmic auguries in the burn patterns on the bill. The oracle provided bad news and good news. The bad news is that you live on a planet where one-fifth of the population owns much more than four-fifths of the wealth. The good news is that in 2023, you will be in decent shape to move closer to the elite onefifth. Amazingly, the oracle also suggests that your ability to get richer quicker will increase in direct proportion to your integrity and generosity. ∆

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