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Masked men holding up banners that advocate for white supremacy in San Luis Obispo County is becoming more of a recurrence than one or two incidents. The latest such event was July 22 in front of the fire station on Broad Street and Santa Barbara Avenue in San Luis Obispo. Who’s doing it? What are people going to do about it? That seems to be up for debate. Staff Writer Bulbul Rajagopal speaks with local elected officials about the issue [8].
This week, you can also read about what the Paso Robles Cabernet and Bordeaux Collective is doing in the face of climate change [9], a poet who did know it [20], and the spiciest food in SLO [26]
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Lightning Joe’s recovers stolen guitar, police on lookout for accomplice
The theft of a guitar from a family-run music store in Arroyo Grande resulted in an outpouring of help from a wide network determined to ensnare the thief and retrieve the instrument.
On July 28, 34-year-old Geddilee Michael Lansford and his unidentified accomplice allegedly stole a Taylor acoustic guitar worth $2,100 from
Lightning Joe’s Guitar Heaven.
General Manager Joseph Daoust told New Times he was having lunch in his office and missed the theft when it occurred. But an eyewitness customer tipped him off, and Daoust then reviewed the store’s security camera footage.
“He watched them try to open the back door and when they couldn’t open it, they quickly went out through the front,” Daoust said. “They arrived and left separately, within 10 seconds of each other, to make it seem less suspicious, I guess.”
Daoust noted that the thieves left the store with the guitar at 2:36 p.m. While he and other employees walked and drove around the Arroyo Grande Village to spot the men, Daoust’s wife and store administrative officer, Ashley, called the Arroyo Grande Police Department.
Half an hour after he returned from his search on foot and spoke with
Paso school board member threatened over Trans-Pride weekend announcement
At the end of the July 11 Paso Robles school board meeting, Kenney Enney commented on an incident he believed to be an overreach.
“I received a correspondence from an individual who comes to these meetings [that] someone on the board had issues with and notified the police,” Paso Robles Joint Unified School District board member Enney said.
“I see that as very concerning because the individual is now afraid to come to the board meetings.”
That individual was Paso Robles resident Raymond Katz, and the board member who had allegedly involved Paso Robles authorities was Jim Cogan.
Cogan, who was absent from that July 11 meeting, told New Times that Katz threatened him via email over comments he made on May 15 regarding Pride Month-related events, specifically the announcement that the weekend of May 27 was Trans-Pride weekend.
In those emails, which Cogan shared with New Times, Katz detailed his plans to make 500 flyers to “help” Cogan get the word out by inviting people from Cogan’s church to the event Cogan had spoken about in May.
“But whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him a millstone were hung around his neck, and he were drowned in the depth of the sea,” Katz’s wrote in one of his emails to Cogan, quoting from the Bible.
Cogan contacted district Superintendent Curt Dubost to see if they could get law enforcement to ensure that Katz did not intend to enact the quoted scripture. Cogan said he was afraid to attend his church because of the threats—something that was compounded when his pastor told him that Katz had contacted the church directly.
According to the church’s office manager, Katz requested the church do something about Cogan, told a story about someone killing a chicken and hanging the dead chicken around a dog’s neck, and said he would come to a school board meeting and hang a dead chicken around Cogan’s neck.
“Mr. Katz’s threats and harassment are meant to intimidate me,” Cogan wrote in an email to Dubost requesting district and police assistance. “I take his misquoting of scriptural references and chicken story, both involving hanging something around my neck, to be a thinly veiled threat of physical violence.”
Katz spoke to New Times about the messages that he said were rooted in his desire to discuss an “invitation to a children’s trans makeover event” that Cogan had made at May 15 meeting.
He said that if Cogan had simply replied to the emails, he wouldn’t have felt the need to contact his church directly.
“I’m not one to tell people like Cogan how to live their lives,” Katz said. “But I do have an issue with him suggesting everyone put that kind of event on their calendar when there are kids involved.”
Katz noted that he would no longer be interacting with the board in that capacity due to the conversation that he had with law enforcement that made him fearful of what he considers to be an overuse of power by Cogan.
“Once he got the police involved, I felt I had to bring it to the attention of [board member Dorian] Baker and Enney to let them know I was being silenced,” Cogan said. “The fact of the matter is he is trying to weaponize the police to get me to stop speaking out for what I believe.”
Cogan told New Times that he had no intent of bringing up the emails and phone call at any board meeting, but felt it was necessary to provide context to Enney’s and Baker’s comments on July 11 regarding the alleged misuse of authority.
the police officer, Daoust began a series of phone calls to three music stores and some pawn shops in Santa Maria. It proved to be a quick hit.
“Diamond Jewelry and Loan called me and told me about a suspicious situation. Someone had come in matching the description I had passed and matched the guitar description,” Daoust said. “She said it was a nice guitar without a guitar case, and she turned them away.”
While on that call, Daoust said he received another call from the manager of Santa Maria’s Guitar Center. Lansford was allegedly at the store with the guitar, and a Guitar Center employee was trying to stall him by “looking up the guitar” online. Guitar Center employees had already called the Santa Maria Police Department, which was on its way. Those police officers arrested Lansford, and Lightning Joe’s got the guitar back.
“The guitar didn’t have a single scratch or dent on it,” Daoust said. “It was in mint condition. That really surprised us.”
Arroyo Grande Police’s Sgt. Castillo, who requested his first name be anonymous, told New Times that while Lightning Joe’s footage showed Lansford with a male partner, a woman accompanied him to the Guitar Center when he tried to hawk it. Lansford’s accomplice is still at large, and Castillo said police are on the lookout. He declined to reveal the partner’s identity.
Police officers booked Lansford into custody around 9:30 p.m. on July 28, with bail set for $20,000 related to a felony charge for grand theft. Lansford is no longer in custody as of Aug. 2, according to booking records.
For Lightning Joe’s Daoust, being quick to make phone calls helped recover the stolen guitar.
“We’re a family-owned business … and it feels like a stab in the back when someone takes things from you,” he said. “It doesn’t matter how much it costs.” ∆
—Bulbul Rajagopal
Superintendent Dubost said that he fully disclosed the nature of Katz’s comments and interactions to the rest of the board after that meeting—at Enney’s request—to clear up any confusion as to why Cogan felt it was necessary to get authorities involved.
New Times reached out to Enney and Baker, but didn’t receive a response before press time.
Cogan said that while he understands disagreeing with someone over policy and is open to having conversations, he wants people—not just Katz—to understand there is a more appropriate way to do so.
“If you truly have a problem with my statements and you want to do something about it, campaign and work to get me voted out,” Cogan said. “Because that’s not harassment—that’s just democracy.”
—Adrian Rosas
Grover Beach could fully switch from septic to sewer in two years
Grover Beach city officials are considering changing the local municipal code to get rid of a sewage annoyance.
At its July 24 meeting, the Grover Beach City Council discussed repealing an ordinance to set a citywide requirement for residences and businesses to connect to the city sewer system. Once adopted, the ordinance would require 115 properties still using septic tanks to switch to the sewer in two years.
City Attorney David Hale told the City Council that case law in California references a public agency’s ability to use police power to enforce the transition from septic tanks to the sewer system because of the former’s potential for groundwater contamination.
“They’re much more susceptible to polluting the aquifer, to the extent that an agency defines, as we have within this ordinance, that septics are a public
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The majority of the properties that would need to make the switch are south of Farroll Road—an area that wasn’t included in city’s sewer system when the City Council adopted the current sewer ordinance in 1965. It was left out because most of the land was privately owned at the time and wasn’t yet subdivided and developed. Instead, property owners treated their wastewater with private septic tanks and leach field systems under far more lenient standards, especially since this was before the adoption of the state Water Resources Control Board’s policy for on-site wastewater treatment.
Growing concerns about groundwater contamination due to the age of the private septic tanks prompted Grover Beach to include everyone in its city sewer plan. Between 2009 and 2020, the city spent $1.8 million to construct new sewer mains in the region south of Farroll Road.
But making the switch is expensive for property owners. For a residence, the total cost for a three-fourths of an inch water meter connection—which includes a series of impact fees and hiring a contractor for septic tank abandonment and sewer connection—falls between $15,000 and $20,000 as a one-time fee. To buy property owners more time to meet those costs, city staff recommended extending the deadline to connect by two years. Moreover, 35 of 115 properties using septic tanks don’t have a city sewer line within 200 feet that would connect to the Grover Beach sewer system. Those properties can wait until the city builds another sewer main meant to serve them.
But the price point troubled one Grover Beach resident.
“It’s like extortion, we’re being told we have to do it. If you guys are going to pay for it, that’s cool with me … but it’s coming out of my pocket,” resident Randall Myrick said during the public comment period. “If we don’t have the money now, what makes you think we’d have it two years from now?”
Residents and businesses worried about financial hardships may be able to get grant funding to cover some of the costs. Deputy City Manager Kristin Eriksson told New Times on Aug. 2 that the city is looking into a state grant called the Clean Water State Revolving Fund. That grant has $350 million set aside for septic-to-sewer projects.
Once the remaining properties connect to the city sewers, the existing septic tanks can be abandoned by filling them with gravel. A representative from the Central Coast Regional Water Quality Control Board also mentioned that property owners who wanted to continue using their septic tanks could apply for a permit with them. But Grover Beach officials aren’t concerned about this possible loophole.
“Staff is not concerned about property owners applying to [the board] for a permit as [the board] would require that applicants meet the requirements of the [the board’s] Onsite Wastewater Treatment System Policy, which would ultimately lead to the same outcome as compliance with the city’s proposed sewer ordinance,” Eriksson said.
—Bulbul Rajagopal
San Miguel CSD board member calls for new utility rate calculations
When Anthony Kalvans looks out into the small town of San Miguel he sees many things. He sees his home. He sees where he has
served as a San Miguel Community Services District (SMCSD) board member since he was the age of 19.
But he also sees a problem—one rooted in the public policy that led to extremely high utility rates he believes are driving people out of town and out of California.
“I think it is frustrating that California has [moved] from the Golden State of opportunity to what feels like a status quo state,” Kalvans said. “Most of my friends have left California because they can’t afford to raise a family here. … We have major problems that need to be addressed.”
He hopes to address those affordability problems by introducing a new way of calculating utility costs, which he’s spent the last four years studying and developing.
“Water rates have two components: a base rate and a consumption rate … the base rate is made up of fixed expenses that must be paid even when water is not used—like maintenance, infrastructure, loans, and staff,” Kalvans said. “My method focuses on making our system more efficient by taking those fixed costs and charging them proportionally.”
The change in calculation method, which he hopes the SMCSD considers adopting, would impact both how current residents and businesses are charged.
“To put it plainly, let’s say there is a water pipe serving 10 homes and it costs $500,000 to replace the pipe … nine of the 10 homes are on the same size lot but the 10th home takes up a space of five normal homes,” he explained. “Under traditional utility rates, all 10 homes would pay $50,000 equally to replace their pipe; however, using my lot-sized method, nine of those homes would save over $15,000 while the larger lot would pay the true cost of their share of the infrastructure.”
According to Kalvans, his method could also mean that more people consider moving to San Miguel who may not have thought about it as an option before.
“By using my lot-sized method for connection fees, I think we can lower the construction cost and overall price of starter homes for families,” he said. “I also think that lowering construction costs for businesses would bring more jobs to our town.”
Kalvans said he doesn’t expect the proposal to be accepted immediately or even wholesale.
“As with any new idea, it should be fully tested and peer-reviewed,” he said. “While I am only one director and all final decisions are up to the whole board, I would support fully exploring implementing this method for all CSDs’ utility systems.”
He’s hopeful that the proposed method can serve as a potential second option if public opinion at the upcoming Sept. 28 water rate increase proposal meeting is swayed in that direction.
“I am currently offering my proposal as a Plan B to the traditional rate increase being proposed for the water fund,” Kalvans said. “If the community shows up to the public hearing and is opposed to the traditional rate increase, the board can discuss this option.”
Regardless of what happens at that September meeting, Kalvans is hopeful that his study will spark interest from other directors and constituents on how important it is to introduce new ideas to a governing body—even if it just spurs discussion.
“I would encourage all elected officials to stop talking about the affordability crisis and help make a difference,” he said. “It’s not enough to just show up to a board meeting or ask someone to solve our problems. We must take responsibility and take risks by proposing new ideas.” ∆
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White supremacy groups are starting to leave a small mark in San Luis Obispo County.
While earlier instances occurred in Templeton, with masked men who held an “embrace white pride” banner, and in Paso Robles, where masked men unfurled similar signs, the most recent incident occurred in the city of SLO on July 22.
This time, masked men held a large white banner bearing the words “White Men Unite,” symbols historically associated with Nazis, and a link that hints at a group name—the California Blackshirts.
The group originated in Italy in the early 1900s as the paramilitary wing of the National Fascist Party, and they wore the same uniform as the Italian army, adding a black shirt, tie, and fez.
In SLO, the individuals identifying as the California Blackshirts wore full-sleeved black shirts and covered their faces with white cloths, dark sunglasses, and white hats. Their banner displayed two Othala runes—a symbol linked to Nazi Germany and listed by the Anti-Defamation League as a hate symbol.
On July 29, clear sealed bags containing “A Call to Action!” pamphlets were found on South Street in SLO. The document contained a link to the California Blackshirts’ Telegram channel where it elaborates on its mission. The channel was created on June 29, and as of Aug. 2, it had 66 subscribers.
“We are the California Blackshirts, an anonymous group of pro-white activists who advocate for the well-being of White Americans,” the webpage read. “Our Means: Banner drops with pro-white messages, flyering [sic], digital propaganda, and all other legally protected methods of activism.”
The group self-describes as advocates for the “security and survival of the European Race.”
“Our once beautiful cities are rife with third-world savages who terrorize our communities, pillage our shopping centers, and beat our women and children,” the statement reads. “But we say nothing and allow the black and brown hoards to run rampant every summer.”
According to The Tribune reporting, group
members also called a journalist anti-Semitic slurs when she requested an in-person interview. The California Blackshirts didn’t respond to New Times’ request for comment by press time.
By holding up the banner in SLO, the group toed the line of “legally protected methods of activism.” SLO Police Department spokesperson Christine Wallace told New Times that the banner didn’t meet the Penal Code criteria for a hate crime but advised people to alert the police if threatening situations do occur in the future.
“As with any disturbing messaging or actions, if you see something, say something. Our goal is to protect our community members against threats to their safety,” she said. “The city of San Luis Obispo takes these incidents seriously, and any actions based in hate will be legally scrutinized.”
The California Department of Justice also states that the U.S. Constitution allows hate speech if it doesn’t interfere with others’ civil rights.
“While these acts are certainly hurtful, they do not rise to the level of criminal violations and thus may not be prosecuted,” the Department of Justice website states.
“However, it is important to note that these incidents have a traumatic impact on the victims as well as on the community at large.”
SLO Mayor Erica Stewart took to her Instagram to condemn the July 22 display.
“Today, people came into our city to spread racist hate speech,” she wrote in the caption of her video message. “I’m sickened by their racist behavior and hate, but it’s important to remember that this does not define who we are as a community.”
Stewart almost participated in a counterprotest too. Ben Arrona, an eyewitness to the California Blackshirts’ SLO gathering, told New Times he contacted her after one of the members started filming him when he took a picture of them on the street.
“We [planned to] get a sheet from her house, write ‘Celebrate diversity’ on it, and stand next to them as a counterprotest,” Arrona said. “Any right-minded person
should be shaking when they see stuff like that, but then I was like, ‘OK, this is what they want though.’”
But the gathering had dispersed by the time Arrona and Stewart arrived at the scene. SLO Police Department’s Wallace confirmed to New Times that police received a complaint call on July 22 at 10:52 a.m. and people had left before patrol arrived 14 minutes later.
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In 2020, the City Council deemed racism a “public health crisis” because of the disproportionate rate of Black Americans succumbing to COVID-19. That same year it adopted a resolution to create a diversity, equity, and inclusion task force. City spokesperson Whitney Szentesi told New Times that diversity, equity, and inclusion are major priorities, with specific strategies and initiatives slated for the 2023-25 Financial Plan. Those strategies include promoting community-based policing and equitable recruiting, hiring, retention, and promotion practices to set up a diverse workforce.
In June, the SLO County Board of Supervisors stepped in to condemn racism with a 3-2 vote, with Supervisors John Peschong and Debbie Arnold dissenting. That move took place after the “embrace white pride” banner incidents in Templeton. The board was divided during the resolution adoption because of the reference to Templeton and concerns from Peschong and
Arnold that it would paint the North County town in a negative light.
Neither Peschong nor Arnold responded to New Times’ requests for comment on the most recent incident. Third District Supervisor Dawn Ortiz-Legg, who represents SLO, told New Times that condemning racism should go beyond the county-adopted resolution.
“I continue to work together as a county— from housing, to jobs, to a sense of belonging and feeling like you can walk down a neighborhood and be safe,” she said.
Fourth District Supervisor Jimmy Paulding said he stood behind the resolution as a statement of support for making the community more welcoming and inclusive.
“Especially in light of the increasingly disturbing trend of white supremacy that we are seeing in our community and nation,” he said. “I salute the city of San Luis Obispo’s mayor for calling out the men with the ‘White Men Unite’ flag for what they are: racists.”
Second District Supervisor Bruce Gibson advocated for more robust action.
“The more effective expression is broader expression, from other local governments, school districts, service districts,” he said. “Expression of a group conveys more weight than expressions from one individual.” ∆ Reach Staff Writer Bulbul Rajagopal at brajagopal@newtimesslo.com.
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‘Pro-white activist’ group that held a ‘White Men Unite’ banner in SLO call themselves the California Blackshirts
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REPEAT INCIDENT Over the past four months several gatherings with links to white supremacy have taken place across San Luis Obispo County. SLO’s July 22 demonstration in front of Fire Station No. 1 dispersed barely 15 minutes after SLO Police Department received a complaint call.
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Paso Robles wine collective releases study, outlines plan for sustainable future amid climate change
It’s no secret that wine is an iconic part of Central Coast culture. But in the midst of an evolving climate, those wines are facing a new threat.
“Wine is among the most sensitive and nuanced agricultural products and is highly sensitive to climate change,” Linda Sanpei said. “Variations in temperature, water for irrigation, frost, pests, and other climate implications pose a significant threat to the wine industry of Paso Robles.”
Sanpei, the executive director of Paso Robles CAB (Cabernet and Bordeaux) Collective (PRCC), is looking forward to leading the way to combat climate change’s impacts with the help of a study the organization released on July 14 that aims to build a more sustainable future for the industry.
“We have been witness to many changes and issues over the last few years,” Sanpei said. “As the leaders in shepherding the production of Paso Robles varietals, we not only take pride in it, we want to leave the earth in a better place than when we found it.”
The PRCC formed in 2012 as an independent collaborative effort between growers and producers of cabernet and red Bordeaux varieties in Paso Robles.
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Since then, the collective has strived to optimize the full potential of the region on the global stage—something that Sanpei said they have succeeded at on both the regional and national levels.
“Paso Robles as a region was just named in a USA Today list as the No. 1 wine region in the U.S.,” she said. “It’s something we take pride in and want to continue leading in— but to do that we also have to lead the way in how we are addressing the crises that affect our industry.”
The PRCC conducted the study with a $15,000 grant it applied for in August 2022 through Montana State University. According to Sanpei, the six-month-long project combined the efforts of local winemakers, winemaking officials, and Cal Poly.
“We had a lot of voices to address the concerns we as an industry have about the impact of the climate on our industry,” she said.
The sustainability plan those voices helped formulate focuses on water conservation in vineyards and wineries, energy efficiency in how grapes are harvested and wine is created, management of waste created from those processes, and how soil, compost, pest management, and air quality all factor in.
“None of this is necessarily new to what we have been doing,” Sanpei said. “It is just taking that knowledge, looking into the future, and seeing how we can best prepare.”
Sanpei said she and the rest of the PRCC want to implement the plan as an example for all of the Central Coast wine industry and the entire world.
“We hope that the [plan] will assist the wine industry in understanding the barriers to implementing sustainable practices across the vineyard, winery, distribution, and marketing sectors,” she said. “The roadmap will assist in the development of future strategies by identifying key priorities for research … not only for PRCC but also the wine industry at large.”
The key to setting that example for the wine industry at large? According to Sanpei, it’s the land the PRCC grapes are grown on and the Central Coast climate.
“Temperate days, cold nights, and the welldrained soil of Paso Robles echo the growing conditions of Saint Émilion in Bordeaux, France, inspiring the region’s production of world-class wines from wine grapes,” she said. “These perfect growing conditions have led to significant increases in wine grape acreage in the region.”
Sanpei said cabernet and red Bordeaux grapes have become one of the highestgrossing exports out of Paso Robles and made the region the top producer of wine in the county.
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“The cabernet and red Bordeaux growing industry contributes significantly to the $1.5 billion in economic return of the wine industry,” she said. “Paso Robles accounts for 87 percent of the SLO County wine industry output and economic impact with more than 200 wineries—95 percent of which are small production, family-owned businesses.”
Many of these businesses and farms suffered during the prolonged drought period the region experienced before this past winter’s rainstorms, something that the study suggests will continue despite the recent increased rainfall.
“At the time of completing this study, it is unknown the long-term effects this additional water supply would have on
groundwater recharge for the Paso Robles Groundwater Basin,” Sanpei said. “Reports from various climate change experts have suggested that the groundwater supplies will likely take some time to recharge, and the California agriculture industry will still feel the effects of drought in the months and years to come.”
Caine Thompson—the managing director of Robert Hall Winery and sustainability studies specialist—said that studies like this one can serve as the catalyst for future research.
“What’s great about these types of plans is how they are going to be doing something about the long-term effects of climate change,” he said.
He’s also taking part in a study through Robert Hall Winery that looks at the regenerative nature of plants.
“It’s a three-year study on the sustainability of regenerative viticulture and whether or not we can make use of farming carbon from the production cycle to fuel future production process,” he said. “It will be complete by the end of this upcoming harvest, and we are very excited to see how this—along with the new study—will help us combat the impacts of climate change because it’s not going away anytime soon.”
Thompson and his peers are hopeful that through these types of research-based plans, the industry can continue—and thrive—in the face of climate adversity.
“How do we preserve what we have, and how do we enhance for the next couple of years?” he said. “Research is a big part of it as it serves as that catalyst for what we need to be exploring and implementing—but the biggest thing we need to address is how we can extend the life of the industry far into the future.” ∆
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Vet on wheels
Three mobile clinics are rolling into Oceano on Aug. 6, aiming to treat animals in the community at no cost to town residents in need.
Although C.A.R.E.4Paws charges for its services on a sliding scale and does comp services for those who can’t afford to pay anything, the nonprofit is able to help the seaside berg’s pet population for free thanks to a $120,000 grant from PetSmart Charities.
“Only 10 nonprofits in the United States have received this grant, so it’s an incredible honor and a wonderful opportunity to be a part of this innovative initiative,” C.A.R.E.4Paws Executive Director Isabelle Gullö said. “This grant is part of PetSmart Charities visionary new $100 million grant program focusing on underserved communities.”
C.A.R.E.4Paws had the opportunity to pick one community to serve when it applied for the Access to Care project grant. Gullö said Oceano is a fairly remote area where pet families have zero access to veterinary care or even affordable pet food, about 42 percent of the community members are Hispanic, and the per-capita income is less than $34,000 per year.
As part of the first Pet Wellness Clinic event at the Oceano Parks and Recreation facility on Aug. 6, the nonprofit will provide free spay/neuters and medical care inside its mobile units by prior appointment, as well as a walk-in clinic with free vaccines, microchipping, flea treatment, deworming medication, and nail trimming. Gullö said C.A.R.E.4Paws will be back in Oceano on Aug. 11 and 18 and then either weekly or biweekly, depending on the turnout to the first couple of events.
“It’s a bit hard to say how huge the need is going to be, but we are definitely planning on having a regular presence there going forward,” she said.
Gullö cofounded the nonprofit in 2009 with fellow Santa Barbara County Animal Services shelter volunteer Carlos Abitia, C.A.R.E.4Paws’ mobile clinic manager. She said they realized that the main contributor to shelter overpopulation is a lack of access to affordable pet care, so they launched the nonprofit that would work directly with communities, providing low- and no-cost care to pet families in need. In
2022, C.A.R.E.4Paws expanded its mobile community outreach and spay/neuter outreach program into SLO County with plans to do more in the future, including serving communities in North County.
On Aug. 6, the nonprofit will be rolling out its new 37-foot mobile clinic in Oceano, which C.A.R.E.4Paws raised money for over the last three years.
“The new clinic is larger and better equipped than our existing 26-foot units, with capacity for two surgery teams and increased kennels space, which allows us to house more large dogs during clinic days,” Gullö said. “This means we will use it the most going forward, but we plan to double up or use all three units as often as resources allow. The need for help keeps growing in both Santa Barbara and SLO counties, and we want to do all we can to meet that demand.”
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• The Atascadero Elks Lodge awarded six $1,000 scholarships to graduates of Atascadero and Templeton high schools. The recipients were celebrated during a dinner at the lodge on July 27. “The Atascadero Elks’ Lodge is committed to helping local high school graduates succeed and thrive in college,” the lodge’s exalted ruler, Ronnie Maxwell, said in a statement. “The Elks are committed to supporting our young people because they are our greatest resource, and in the years ahead, they will assume the mantle of leadership for our society.” Since its inception in 1987, the Atascadero Elks has contributed more than $850,000 to community programs.
• Friends of the Elephant Seals is recruiting new docents to help visitors understand the life history of northern elephant seals at the Piedras Blancas rookery in San Simeon. The nonprofit is offering a six-week fall 2023 training class to prepare new docents to meet the public as informal educators and wildlife interpreters. It will include independent study and online training sessions that begin in September, as well as three in-person outdoor mentoring sessions. Docents must be available to serve three or four three-hour shifts a month. The application deadline is Aug. 21. Visit elephantseal.org/ become-a-docent to fill out an application. ∆
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We need the Dana Reserve project’s affordable housing options
Isupport the housing development known as the Dana Reserve in Nipomo. Our area is in desperate need of housing, especially affordable housing for young, working adults. This neighborhood will directly address this need by providing a significant number of affordable housing units, which will enable young people like my own kids to find suitable homes within our community. Our own son was only able to buy his older, fixer-upper because we helped him to do so. We want to do the same for our daughter, but the prices have exceeded our budget. This project will even help my elderly parents who rent in the area and have also been priced out
Is it time we all shift our thinking on Oceano Dunes?
For years, the public discussion regarding the Oceano Dunes and vehicle access has been binary: four wheelers vs. environmentalists. But maybe its not that simple.
Not every person who accesses and recreates on the beach and dunes does so in the same manner. There are pedestrians, cyclists, surfers, kite fliers, clammers, and nature lovers getting on the beach with various vehicles. And yes, there are off-road enthusiasts. Unfortunately, some local news sources have not done a good enough job of encouraging informed dialogue when they choose to run only pictures of Oceano on the busiest days, at the entrance to the dunes, and only highlight the off-road enthusiasts, rather than reporting on diverse uses that are enjoyed by many. More people are able to enjoy the beach with vehicle access. Could you imagine no vehicle access
of a home. By providing a mix of housing options, this development fosters a sense of diversity and inclusivity within our region.
As a Nipomo property owner, I am apprehensive of the upcoming increase in water fees, which is estimated to be in excess of 30 percent. This project pays for water from Santa Maria, helping the Nipomo Community Services District to reduce its reliance on groundwater.
Please join me to support homes for locals by writing to your county supervisors by Aug. 14.
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into Yosemite or Yellowstone? There is also a line of thinking that suggests making the Oceano Dunes accessible for locals only. This is akin to the notion of giving access to national or state parks only to those who live near it, or Pismo Pier only to those who live in Pismo Beach. Access is for all of us, not just a select few.
The vehicle access issue is now against the backdrop of the recent economic study commissioned by Visit SLO CAL. The study, which is supported by San Luis Obispo County and local municipalities, determined that the Oceano Dunes contributes half a billion dollars each year to our local economy. The countywide economic contribution includes hotel stays, grocery store purchases, and dining at restaurants throughout the county.
It’s time for our community to come together and work on how to do this better. How do we make vehicle access on the dunes and beach safer and enhance and respect diversity of uses? We can work on designated
recreational zones and access points and more robust enforcement, as an example. The benefits of diverse recreational uses and vehicle accessibility, coupled with the gigantic economic benefit and legal victories of Friends of Oceano Dunes, should compel us to work on how to make access safer and better for all.
Adam Verdin Oceano business owner
The county has the power to protect Oceano beach and dunes
Judge Coates’ ruling against the California Coastal Commission’s ban on driving on Oceano Beach and Dunes is not a defeat for us real friends of Oceano beach and dunes, but a clear and strong lesson on how to proceed to get what we want: a safe beach for Oceano residents and all tourists and a safe dunes environment for its wildlife.
This is the ruling: Our county’s local coastal plan (LCP) provides for off-road vehicles use in some areas. Yes, our LCP is not in conformity with the Coastal Act, and the commission does not have authority to change it. Instead, the commission should recommend corrective actions to be implemented by our local government. The commission determined that driving on Oceano beach and dunes is not compatible with environmentally sensitive habitat area policies. The correct procedure is for the commission to first propose amendments to the LCP, which authorizes such off-road driving.
finally acknowledge responsibility whereas it has claimed none for the last 40 years.
The new democratic majority on our county board can do it. It is our fundamental job now to support and encourage both the Coastal Commission and the county’s supervisors: write letters, give comments at meetings, talk to your representatives, and stay informed.
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We have to call out hateful behavior
On July 22, masked men, sporting a “white pride” banner showed up in San Luis Obispo to share their anger and hatred with the people of our community. The Nordic runes decorating the men’s banner and their Nazi salutes are easily recognizable as anti-Semitic gestures reminiscent of the types of activities that led to the genocidal behavior of Germany and its allies during World War II.
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Congregation Ohr Tzafon in Atascadero and its board of trustees strongly condemns the actions and attitudes of these men. However, to see these activities as problematic only for Jews misses the totality of the message these men espouse. Their message is not just anti-Semitic, it’s contrary to American values of inclusivity and respect for others.
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What now? To remain true to its deliberation and goal, the commission must immediately demand that our LCP be amended to banish driving on all areas of Oceano beach and dunes, thus aligning it with the Coastal Act. Our county must
While we support a person’s right to express views we find repugnant, it doesn’t mean we can condone racism by our silence. A civil society cannot allow this kind of behavior to become acceptable or normal. The message of white supremacy demands being called out for what it is: hateful behavior designed to intimidate people and fan the flames of racism, discrimination, divisiveness, and intolerance.
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Semantic assault
Semantics are widely applied in politics when trying to project a particular narrative. For example, many of us boomers remember the term “pacification” being used to describe bombing an adversary to smithereens. In today’s “gender wars,” we are being subjected to semantic carpet bombing.
People with gender dysphoria have always existed and have generated little controversy. Most of us are sympathetic to those who suffer from the condition, as it must be difficult.
But what has generated much of the current bitter dispute is the use of political semantics by strident activists in the media to try and forcibly remake a society that is largely content with the current binary gender structure, which we have maintained since coming down out of the trees.
Now we are constantly being lectured that “gender” is different than “sex,” and that the terms “man” and “woman” are based on subjective gender “identity,” rather than on biological sex.
Traditionally, “gender” was synonymous with “sex,” as in having either male or female anatomical and biological characteristics. The term “gender” was occasionally expanded to also refer to the behavioral, cultural, and psychological traits associated with either of the sexes. But recently, it has been further expanded to refer to multiple identities, with the “discovery” of a number of newly identified genders, some unconnected to sex. We are told that we must abandon the association of gender with binary sex.
Some medical authorities have compliantly jumped on the bandwagon, recognizing new genders like “genderqueer,” “nonbinary,” and “agender.” However, unlike most other medical classifications, these new gender identities are largely subjective, self-reported, and self-assigned personal feelings, not based on empirically verifiable research and rigorous science. I have yet to hear of a scientific researcher dashing from his lab to exclaim, “Eureka! I’ve discovered a new gender!”
“Gender” now seems to describe increasingly numerous, narrowly focused classifications. For example, I recently read of transgendered people with autism declaring themselves to be their own distinct gender. What does “gender” even mean now? If not biological sex, what are the objective characteristics that are used to assign and categorize a gender, and distinguish it from other variable human characteristics?
With the rapid increase in the number of “genders,” even the activists have given up trying to keep track, and have instead merely added the “plus” to LGBTQ-plus to cover them all.
Not surprisingly, many of us conservatives are skeptical. This expansion of the term “gender” to encompass such a broad range of newly discovered “identities” seems to be more of an exercise in semantics than true taxonomy. The fact that most of this is coming from young people does nothing to reassure us, as we recall being young and governed by continually changing feelings. Relying upon even the most sincere and heartfelt feelings of a 15-year-old is like building a house on shifting sand dunes.
We are wary of having substantive classifications based on subjective feelings, such as allowing biological men to compete in women’s sports, based merely upon how they identify. We don’t understand how identification can negate objective physical advantages and see the dramatic successes of mediocre male athletes when they compete against biological women, as a validation of our skepticism. It seems Orwellian to decree that a subjective change in labeling changes physical reality, and allows them to fairly compete as women.
There is a lot of semantic mayhem being committed. For example, mandates to use the ungrammatical and often nonsensical personal pronouns adopted by teenagers, or hearing merely declining to adopt these new terms shrilly described as “harmful” or “transphobic.”
Use of the phrase “gender assigned at birth,” is another bit of semantic mischief. It suggests that, instead of medical personnel dutifully recording the physical characteristics present on a newborn, there is some fallible functionary with a clipboard at the hospital who is arbitrarily assigning genders to the tykes, and which must be occasionally corrected.
What is the point of this broad expansion of genders? Is this quest to categorize and classify every possible permutation of human sexuality as a separate gender actually an effort to validate and dignify what have traditionally been seen as fetishes and sexual idiosyncrasies?
Will the genders become so specific that eventually everyone will be considered as their own private gender? This might be appealing to a generation accustomed to being told that they are “special.” Where will this lead?
In comments to a previous column, I was criticized for making dumb “I identify as …” jokes, and for that I apologize. It is just too easy to mock the outlandish fictions and stilted semantics used, and the temptation to extend the tortured stances to even more absurd lengths is hard to resist. Sorry. I’ll try harder to give up the mocking and to control myself, but I’ll probably be unsuccessful. ∆
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What is the right way to report on racism in a community?
It depends on who you ask. Some accuse media organizations of inflaming rhetoric if they publish stories about say— just as an example—masked men holding up a banner espousing “white pride” over a Templeton overpass.
“This isn’t our community,” they say. “It’s people from out of town.”
“You’re painting North County with a racist brush.”
“You’re just giving attention to the hate, to people who want you to do exactly that.”
Or if you ask 5th District Supervisor Debbie Arnold, “I hate that we are reacting to something divisive with something more divisive.”
The definition of “more divisive” in Arnold’s case was the SLO County Board of Supervisors passing a resolution condemning racism. I’m not sure about you, but I don’t give a shit who thinks that condemning racist speech is divisive. Because it shouldn’t be divisive at all. It should unite us.
No one was saying those Nazi nimrods weren’t allowed to practice their free hate speech on Vineyard Drive. All the county did with that resolution was say it was wrong. And as Debbie pooh-poohed all over the resolution, I couldn’t help but wonder if the bumbling conservative darling believes that white is indeed right.
What if displays of racism happen more than once? Which they have. We’ve got
four locations and counting that have received “banner drops,” including in the liberal snowflake capital of the county, San Luis Obispo
When we see giant sheets stenciled with text that reads “white men unite” and “embrace white pride,” do we ignore it or do we write about it?
SLO Mayor Erica Stewart encouraged her Instagram followers to “NOT amplify their messages of racism and bigotry.” Instead, Stewart said we should “share messages of inclusion, compassion, and love.”
“Join me in being the change we wish to see in our city,” she wrote. “Together, we can build a stronger, more compassionate San Luis Obispo. Engage in conversations that foster understanding and empathy.”
Hell yes, Erica! But we also need to name the things that lead us to make rallying cries such as the ones you issued via social media. We need to name the catalysts that drive us to “do something.”
Even if it is three “anonymous” men trying desperately to recruit friends and gain attention by spreading hate, we absolutely need to write about it. We call it what it is, and we 100 percent don’t ignore it. We can’t ignore the history that unfolds in front of us. How else do we learn and grow from it?
Does it matter if these men are in fact from the Central Valley? Even if they are, they
obviously feel comfortable here—actually, maybe it was too hot for them to banner in North County due to the head-to-toe coverage they don for anonymity’s sake, which is why they showed up in SLO. Do we continue to pretend like racism doesn’t exist in SLO County, as if we don’t have local residents who believe in the views espoused by the likes of the erectile disfunction clubs for scared white men known as the NorCal Active Club and the California Blackshirts?
“Ranting in comment sections won’t save our race, only action will,” the California Blackshirts say on their brand new Telegram channel, which has only been around for about a month. Their race, by the way, is the “European race.” Last I checked, that wasn’t really a thing.
Besides, white men are on the way out, baby. Everyone else is in.
Maybe that’s why they want to bring “awareness to the plight that white Americans face.” Is the plight that they have to be anonymous to broadcast their racist views because those views no longer enjoy widespread acceptance? Poor people.
First Amendment upholding the right to practice free speech, even if it is “disgusting,” Debbie Arnold. Writing vaguely threatening emails to Paso Robles Joint Unified School District board member Jim Cogan because you don’t like the fact that he announced an event that took place during Pride Month is on the way to crossing that fine line.
Making a phone call to Cogan’s church and asking them to do something about him and then telling them you’re going to hang a dead chicken around his neck may be completely crossing the line. Katz is lucky all he got was a reprimand.
You can be a completely bigoted, antitrans moron if you want. Ask board member Kenney Enney. He’s said a lot of terrible things, but he’s never received a reprimand from law enforcement. You can also be opposed to someone’s viewpoints and express those opinions.
That’s what America is all about, baby! Love it or hate it.
What you can’t do—and shouldn’t do—is level up from free speech to unprotected speech, aka making a direct threat of violence against a specific person.
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Kind of like poor Raymond Katz in Paso Robles who is having a hard time accepting that his actions have consequences, like being warned by law enforcement. There is a fine line between free speech and making direct threats, as he learned in July.
Holding up a banner filled with white supremacist hate speech is in fact an exercise of the Constitution’s
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NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY
ART EXPLORATIONS A children’s class series for ages 6-12. In this series, students learn about a new artist each week and recreate a masterpiece from history. This class incorporates both drawing and painting. Thursdays, 11 a.m.1 p.m. through Aug. 10 $40. 559-250-3081.
Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay, artcentermorrobay.org.
BAREFOOT IN THE PARK Presented by
By the Sea Productions. Visit site for tickets and more details. Through Aug. 6 my805tix.com. By The Sea Productions, 545 Shasta Ave., Morro Bay.
COASTAL WINE AND PAINT PARTY Listen to music while enjoying an afternoon of creativity, sipping, and mingling. Event lasts up to 2 hours. The party includes a complimentary glass of wine and canvas with materials. Saturdays, 12-2 p.m. $55. 805-394-5560. coastalwineandpaint.com. Harmony Cafe at the Pewter Plough, 824 Main St., Cambria.
FAMILY PAINT AT THE CAYUCOS
LIBRARY Get ready to get paint on your hands and create an ocean-themed painting together with your family. Children of all ages are welcome. Register online. Aug. 8 , 2:30-3:30 p.m. Free. 805-995-3312. slolibrary.org.
Cayucos Library, 310 B. St., Cayucos.
OPENING RECEPTION FOR GAY
MCNEAL, VIRGINIA MACK, AND STEVE DAYTON Come meet the artists, have a snack, and bring some beautiful art home. Aug. 12 , 3-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare. com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.
SUMMER ART FOR KIDS SERIES Ages
6-12. Schedule changes during Fourth of July week (to Wed, Thur, Fri). Each week offers three creative sessions with an experienced art teacher using a wide variety of art techniques Tuesdays-Thursdays, 2:30-5 p.m. through Aug. 10 $120 per week. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.
TOM GOULD: CONNECTIONS Seeking original art of all types, large and small, to exhibit concurrently with next featured artist: Tom Gould. Submit up to four pieces online June 28 through July 2. Fridays-Sundays, 12-4 p.m. through Aug. 27 Free. 805-927-8190. cambriaarts.org. Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria.
NORTH SLO COUNTY
ART GALLERY OPENING Showcasing artwork of Susan Lyon, Kathy Madonna, and Maryanne Nucci. First Saturday of every month, 4-7 p.m. Free. Pocket Gallery on Pine, 849 13th Street, Paso Robles, 805-440-7152.
ARTIST TALK: “THE SPARK TO CREATIVITY” BY LARRY LE BRANE A presentation by artist Larry Le Brane in which he shares the creative journey and inspiration behind his eclectic art. This event is open to the public. Bring your questions and curiosity and get ready to be inspired. Aug. 11 , 5-7 p.m. Free. 805238-9800. studiosonthepark.org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.
CAMP AND PAINT Join ArtSocial805 at Sun Outdoors Paso Robles, where you will paint the featured image. Includes all your painting materials. BYOB and snacks. Aug. 5, 5-7 p.m. $40. 805-400-9107. artsocial805,com. Sun Outdoors Paso Robles, 3800 Golden Hill Road, Paso Robles.
EVENING OF COMEDY FROM HEMINGWAY’S STEAKHOUSE GA tickets are theater seating. VIP tickets get preferred table seating and food and drink service at the table. First Saturday of every month, 8-10 p.m. through Dec. 6 $38-$55. 805-369-1017. Park Ballroom, 1232 Park St., Paso Robles, ehsteaks.com.
LEAF STAKE Create your own fused glass leaf stake using one layer of fused glass overlapping to add dimension. Learn how to cut glass to a pattern or design with free form shapes. The stake will be glued on after firing it in the kiln. Aug. 5 10 a.m.-noon $45. 805-464-2633. glassheadstudio.com. Glasshead Studio, 8793 Plata Lane, Suite H, Atascadero.
MACRAME PLANT HOLDER CLASS
Visit site for more info on the workshop and tickets. Aug. 6, 2 p.m. my805tix.com.
Pianetta Winery, 829 13th St., Paso Robles. OUR CENTRAL COAST Four art associations (Atascadero Art Association, Cambria Center for the Arts, Morro Bay Art Association, and Paso Robles Art Association) come together to showcase their visions of Central Coast living. The show has been curated by Jordan Hockett. Through Aug. 27 Free. 805-2389800. studiosonthepark.org/events/ourcentral-coast/. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.
STUDIOS ON THE PARK: CLASSES
AND WORKSHOPS Check site for a variety of classes and workshops offered. ongoing studiosonthepark.org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, 805-238-9800.
SAN LUIS OBISPO
ACTOR’S EDGE: ACTING CLASSES
Actor’s Edge offers film and television acting training in San Luis Obispo, plus
New Times and the Sun now share their community listings for a complete Central Coast calendar running from SLO County through northern Santa Barbara County. Submit events online by logging in with your Google, Facebook, or Twitter account at newtimesslo.com. You may also email calendar@newtimesslo. com. Deadline is one week before the issue date on Thursdays. Submissions are subject to editing and approval. Contact Calendar Editor Caleb Wiseblood directly at cwiseblood@newtimesslo.com.
FIT CLUB
Sleeping Tiger Fitness in San Luis Obispo hosts a special training seminar with Duane “Bang” Ludwig, the founder of the Bang Muay Thai System, on Saturday, Aug. 12, from noon to 2 p.m. Martial arts enthusiasts are encouraged to attend. Admission to the event ranges between $100 and $150. Call (805) 748-9182 for more details. Sleeping Tiger Fitness is located at 3595 Sueldo St., San Luis Obispo. —Caleb Wiseblood
exposure to Los Angeles talent agents. All ages and skill levels welcome. Classes available in SLO, LA, and on zoom. ongoing $210 per month. actorsedge. com. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
ALL LEVELS POTTERY CLASSES Anam
Cre is a pottery studio in SLO that offers a variety of classes. This specific class is open to any level. Teachers are present for questions, but the class feels more like an open studio time for potters. Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. $40. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, anamcre.com.
CENART AFTER DARK: CENTURY 21 HOMETOWN REALTY An exhibit of pastel paintings by Bobbye West Thompson, member of the Central Coast Pastel Society (3CPS). Meet the artist during a free reception on July 7, from 5 to 8 p.m. First Friday of every month, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-235-4877. slocountyarts.org. Century 21 Hometown Realty, 599 Higuera St, Ste A, San Luis Obispo.
CERAMIC LESSONS AND MORE Now offering private one-on-one and group lessons in the ceramic arts. Both hand building and wheel throwing options. Beginners welcomed. ongoing 805-8355893. hmcruceceramics.com/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
CLAY BABY HANDPRINTS Offers a unique experience of pressing your baby’s hand/foot into clay so parents can cherish this time forever. Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, Sundays $55. anamcre.com/baby-handprints. Anam
Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
COMEDY NIGHT Professional comedy show featuring local and touring comics. Hosted by Aidan Candelario. First
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Thursday of every month, 7-9 p.m. $5. 805-540-8300. Bang the Drum Brewery, 1150 Laurel Lane, suite 130, San Luis Obispo, bangthedrumbrewery.com.
DATE NIGHT POTTERY Looking for a fun date night? Head to Anam Cre Pottery Studio and play with clay. Couples will learn how to throw a pot on the wheel and make a cheeseboard. Fridays, Saturdays, 6-8 p.m. $140. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, anamcre.com.
FIRST FRIDAYS Visit SLOMA on the first Friday of each month for exhibition openings, music, and wines provided by regional winery partners. Admission is free and open to the public. First Friday of every month, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-5438562. sloma.org/events/first-fridays/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.
FREE DOCENT TOURS Gain a deeper understanding of the artwork on view with SLOMA’s new docent tours. Every Saturday, join trained guides for interactive and engaging tours of SLOMA’s current exhibitions. ongoing, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma. org/visit/tours/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.
IMPROV COMEDY PLAYOFFS The first night of a popular, fast-paced annual comedy competition. Two teams will battle it out improv-style for the win. Aug. 3 6-8 p.m. $10. 805-858-8255. centralcoastcomedytheater.com/shows.
SLO Wine and Beer Company, 3536 S. Higuera St., suite 250, San Luis Obispo.
INTERMEDIATE OIL PAINTING: ADULT
ART CLASS This class is for students who may have tried oil painting in the past but are looking to advance their skill levels. Color theory and proportion study will be a focus in the class. Mondays, 2-5 p.m. $30 per student or $75 for 3 classes. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/ workshops-events/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
INTERMEDIATE WHEEL SERIES:
SOUL POTTER Scott Semple will be teaching this intermediate, world view ceramics course, emphasizing wheel throwing with personal style. Clay sold
separate at $30. Book online in advance. Wednesdays, 5:30-7:30 p.m. through Aug. 30 $240. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
INTRO TO OIL PAINTING WITH SPENCER COLLINS The perfect class for those wanting to try oil painting for the first time. Guests discuss color theory, layering paint, and how to use various media. For ages 16 and over. Thursdays, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. $30 per class or $100 for 4 classes. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo. com/workshops-events/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
JAPANESE CALLIGRAPHY AND ART
Owen and Kyoko Hunt from Kyoto, Japan offer classes for Japanese calligraphy (Fridays, 5:30-6:30 p.m.), a Japanese art called “haiga” (Fridays, 10-11:30 a.m.) and more at Nesting Hawk Ranch. Fridays $45. 702-335-0730. Nesting Hawk Ranch, Call for address, San Luis Obispo.
KIDS POTTERY CLASSES Enjoy making animal sculptures, bowls, plates, etc. Please arrive on time, not early, as venue uses the transition time between classes to sanitize. Designed to sign up on a weekly basis. Thursdays, 1:30-2:30 p.m. $40. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
LEARN TO WEAVE MONDAYS An opportunity to learn how a four-shaft loom works. You will get acquainted as a new weaver or as a refresher with lots of tips and tricks. This class includes getting to know a loom, how to prepare/ dress a loom, and much much more. Mondays, 1-4 p.m. $75 monthly. 805-4418257. Patricia Martin: Whispering Vista Studios, 224 Squire Canyon Rd, San Luis Obispo, patriciamartinartist.com.
LISA SOLOMON Solomon’s mixed media works revolve thematically around discovering her heritage, the notion of domesticity, craft, feminism, and the pursuit of art as science/research. Through Aug. 28, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/exhibition/lisasolomon/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.
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MEET WONIYA THIBEAULT: BOOK
READING AND SIGNING Woniya will read from her debut memoir about her experience on the History Channel’s survival show, Alone and answer questions about what it took to survive in the arctic and win the competition. Books sold and signed after Woniya’s presentation. Aug. 6 , 2-4 p.m. Free. 805-541-9900. woniyathibeault.com/. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.
ODDFELLOWS COMEDY NIGHT Enjoy an evening of hilarity at the Oddfellows Hall with headliner Curtis Cook ( American Dad , Portlandia). Featuring Wendy Wilkins (The Comedy Store), plus other special guests. Refreshments available. General Public: $15. Students with IDs: $10. For ages 16 and over. Aug. 5 7-9 p.m. $15; $10 for students with ID. 805-8782038. Odd Fellows Hall, 520 Dana St., San Luis Obispo.
ONCE MORE, WITH FEELING: GARET
ZOOK Garet Zook’s contemporary sculptures utilize resin castings, molded foam, and natural stone along with abandoned and forgotten objects, unearthing hidden treasures and revealing layers of profound significance, challenging traditional notions of value and inviting viewers to engage in dialogue about the nature of existence. Mondays-Fridays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. through Aug. 18 Free. 805-546-3202. cuesta.edu/ student/campuslife/artgallery/index.html.
Harold J. Miossi Gallery, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.
OPEN MIC COMEDY Sign-ups at 6:30 p.m. Hosted by Aidan Candelario. Mondays, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-540-8300. saintsbarrel. com/event-calendar. Saints Barrel Wine Bar, 1021 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.
PAINT A PRE-MADE POTTERY PIECE
Paint a pre-made pottery piece. Choose from a variety of different pieces
including mugs, bowls, jars, dragons, cats, etc. Priced by size, accompanied with an additional $10 firing fee per piece. Book your appointment online. Mondays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. through Aug. 28 Free appointment; prices vary based on pieces chosen. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
PAINT YOUR PET Please join ArtSocial805 at ArtCentral for a Paint Your Pet experience. Aug. 6 1-3 p.m. $40. 805400-9107. artsocial805.com. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
PLEIN AIR PAINTERS OF THE CENTRAL
COAST A self-directed fun group of dynamic artists who enjoy painting and sketching outdoors. Artists meet on site at various locations. Weekly plein air destinations are provided by Kirsti Wothe via email (mrswothe@yahoo.com).
Wednesdays, 9 a.m.-noon SLO County, Various locations, San Luis Obispo.
POTTERY: BEGINNING WHEEL CLASS
This series is a great intro to the pottery wheel. Students learn to throw various shapes, surface decorate, and glaze. Clay and firing included with admission.
Thursdays, 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $180. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
SCULPTURE CLASS WITH ROD PEREZ
This weekly sculpture drop-in class gives an opportunity for potters to take on new projects and learn new techniques relating to sculptural work. Additionally, every first Friday of the month, a new project will be taught by Rod Perez for beginners. Fridays, 10 a.m.-noon $40. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
SECOND SATURDAYS AT SLOMA
Intergenerational learning and creative expression for children of all ages. Families are invited to SLOMA’s lawn to learn about the visual arts together using our unique activity kits and create an
art project inspired by our exhibitions. Second Saturday of every month, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma. org/events/second-saturdays/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.
SLO COMEDY UNDERGROUND OPEN
MIC NIGHT Enjoy a night of laughs provided by the local SLO Comedy Community. It’s open mic night, so anyone can perform and “you never know what you’ll see.” Tuesdays, 8 p.m. Free. Libertine Brewing Company, 1234 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, 805-548-2337, libertinebrewing.com.
SLO NIGHTWRITERS: A COMMUNITY OF WRITERS SLO NightWriters supports local writers with monthly presentations, critique groups, contests, and other events. Second Tuesday of every month, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. 805-703-3132. slonightwriters.org. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
STONES IN HIS POCKETS Presented by the San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre. Aug. 11-27 SLO Rep, 888 Morro St., San Luis Obispo, 805-786-2440, slorep.org/.
TINY POTTERS: WISE ONES AND WEE ONES PAINT For ages 4 to 6. Kids have the option to paint animals and other subjects. Tuesdays, 10:30-11:30 a.m. $30. anamcre.com/booking. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
TOM HANKS MOVIES YOU MAY HAVE
MISSED Visit the SLO Library Community Room to enjoy a Tom Hanks movie that you may have missed. Aug. 8 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. 805-781-5994. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library Community Room, 995 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo. VANESSA WALLACE-GONZALES
Wallace-Gonzales is a Black-Latinx and Santa Barbara-based artist who uses elements of mythology to explore her identity and personal experiences. Through Oct. 2, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free.
805-543-8562. sloma.org/exhibition/ vanessa-wallace-gonzales/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.
SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY
C10 SLO DOWN Described as the West Coast Classic Truck Show that cannot be missed. Features more than 1,000 classic GM trucks from 1908-1998 of all varieties. Free for walk-in spectators; $10 cash onsite event parking. Aug. 5 9 a.m.-5 p.m. $50. 805-709-1657. c10slodown.com. Avila Beach Golf Resort, 6464 Ana Bay Rd., Avila Beach.
GOLD FEVER AT THE ROUGH AND READY
Boo the villain and cheer the hero at this show full of colorful characters. Through Sept. 9 Great American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano.
SLOFUNNY COMEDY JAMBOREE
GROVER BEACH Enjoy sets from the event’s featured comedians. Visit site for more info on the show’s lineup and tickets. Aug. 9 8-9:30 p.m. my805tix.com. Ribline by the Beach, 395 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach.
CULTURE & LIFESTYLE
AXE THROWING Enjoy the art of axe throwing in a safe and fun environment. Kids ages 10 and older are welcome with an adult. No personal axes please. Fridays, 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. and Saturdays, 12-6 p.m. $20. 805-528-4880. baysidemartialarts.com. Bayside Martial Arts, 1200 2nd St., Los Osos.
BREATHE BALANCE AND STRETCH Be prepared to get down to the floor and up again. Breath practice is sustained throughout the session, which is filled
with accessible movements that will create and enhance flexibility and balance. Shoe-less environment. Please bring a mat. Every other Monday, 9-9:45 a.m. $10. 415-516-5214. Bayside Martial Arts, 1200 2nd St., Los Osos.
CENTRAL COAST SLIM DOWN Take control of food without suffering. Learn a step-by-step process to take control of overeating, cravings, and feel peace with food. Build the habits, mindset, and your unique path with results that stick.
FREE BALBOA LESSON AND BALLROOM
DANCE Learn the basics of balboa and then dance the waltz, cha cha, east coast swing, hustle, country two-step, foxtrot, tango, nightclub two-step, and bolero to a diverse mix of pre-recorded music. Aug. 11 , 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-709-2477. Morro Bay Community Center, 1001 Kennedy Way, Morro Bay, morrobay.ca.us/345/ CommunityCenter.
Spread the word!
Hosted byTami Cruz (Certified Health/Life Coach) and Dana Charvet (Coach/Fitness Trainer). ongoing Call for pricing info. 805-2357978. gratefulbodyhealthcoaching.com.
Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.
CENTRAL COAST WOOD CARVERS
Learn the art of wood carving or wood burning. Join Central Coast Wood Carvers in Morro Bay at St. Timothy’s. Open for beginners, intermediate, or advance.
Learn a wide range of techniques and skills. Mask Required. Tuesdays, 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. St. Timothy’s Catholic Church, 962 Piney Way, Morro Bay, 805-772-2840, sttimothymorrobay.org/ index.html.
CO-DEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS
MEETING Co-Dependents Anonymous
(CoDA) is a Twelve Step recovery program for anyone who desires to have healthy and loving relationships with themselves and others. Meeting is hybrid (both in person and on Zoom). For information, call 805-900-5237. Saturdays, 1-2:15 p.m. Free. thecambriaconnection.org/. Cambria Connection, 1069 Main St., Cambria, (805) 927-1654.
MONARCH GROVE ELEMENTARY SUMMER CAMP
Features STEAM projects, sports, cooking, and a field trip. Through Aug. 11, 7:30 a.m.5:30 p.m. Los Osos YMCA, 348 Los Osos Valley Road, Los Osos.
MORRO BAY MIXED MARTIAL ARTS
Disciplines include advanced athletic performance fitness training, Thai kickboxing, and more. Beginners to advanced students welcome. Day and evening classes offered. MondaysSaturdays, 8 a.m.-6 p.m. Call for more info. 805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts. com. Morro Bay Martial Arts, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.
THE PACIFIC HERITAGE TOUR 2023
Enjoy an exhilarating journey aboard San Salvador, making a rare tour stop in Morro Bay. Step aboard the galleon and explore this captivating dockside exhibit: a fullscale replica of Juan Rodriguez Cabrillo’s legendary ship, the first European vessel to grace the West Coast. Aug. 11-20 10 a.m.-5 p.m. my805tix.com. Morro Bay S. T Pier, 1185 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.
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volunteers. Vaccinations are necessary. Enter through wooden gate to garden area. Wednesdays, 10 a.m. 805-528-7111. Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., Morro Bay, coalescebookstore.com/.
SOMATIC BREATHWORK Tired of feeling stuck in a cycle of stress and anxiety? Take a step toward improving your quality of life with Somatic Breathwork. Start unlocking the power within to regain control of your health. Aug. 3 5:45-7 p.m. Call for pricing. 805-2357978. gratefulbodyhealthcoaching.com.
Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay. STAY YOUNG WITH QI GONG Qi gong offers great anti-aging benefits, providing a comprehensive system for improving physical, mental and emotional health. Its roots date back thousands of years in China. Learn with certified instructor Devin Wallace. Call first. Thursdays, 10-11 a.m. $10. 805-709-2227. Hardie Park, Ash Ave. and B St., Cayucos.
SUMMER SCIENCE STORY TIME WITH THE ESTUARY PROGRAM Join staff from the Estuary Program and SLO Beaver Brigade to learn all about these fascinating animals with books, games, and some fun beaver crafts. Designed for elementary-age kids, but all ages are welcome. Aug. 12 10-11 a.m. Free. mbnep.org. Morro Bay National Estuary Program, 601 Embarcadero, Morro Bay, 805-772-3834.
TAI CHI AND QI GONG: ZEN IN MOTION
Small group classes with 2019 Tai Chi Instructor of the Year. Call for time and days. Learn the Shaolin Water Style and 5 Animals Qi Gong. Beginners welcomed. Mondays, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Call for price details. 805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts. com. Morro Bay Martial Arts, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.
TAI CHI CHUN CERTIFICATION With the 2019 Tai Chi Instructor of the year. Ongoing courses. ongoing Call for price. 805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts.com.
Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.
TAI CHI CHUN/ QI GONG BASICS Learn the foundation of Qi Gong, the rooting of breathing, and Shaolin Tai Chi. TuesdaysThursdays Call for details. 805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts.com. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.
WEEKLY QIGONG PRACTICE AT FITNESSWORKS MORRO BAY Calm your mind and nourish your joints with a weekly Qigong practice led by Mike Raynor of Tai Chi Rejuvenation. The practice is rooted in Qigong fundamentals, and standing/moving meditations. Forms include: Eight Brocades, Five Elements, Shibashi 18, and Tai chi 24. Saturdays, 10:45-11:45 a.m. Members free; non-members $8-$10. 805-772-7466. fitnessworksmb.com. FitnessWorks, 500 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay.
ZEN IN MOTION Learn the Shaolin Water Style and other deep breathing and moving meditation techniques with the 2019 Taijiquan Instructor of the Year. Beginners Welcome.Instructor Certification Courses available. Mondays, Wednesdays Call for details. 805-7017397. charvetmartialarts.com. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.
ZONGO YACHTING CUP 2023 An annual sailing race and boating cruise. Visit site for tickets and more info on the event. Aug. 4-6 my805tix.com. Morro Bay Yacht Club, 541 Embarcadero, Morro Bay, 805-772-3981.
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GODDESS GROUP Please join Oracle Owner/Intuitive Medium, Tiffany Klemz, for this twice monthly, Goddess Group. The intention of this group is to curate connection, inspiration, unity, and empowerment. Every other Tuesday, 6:30-8 p.m. $11. 805-464-2838. oracleatascaderoca.com. Oracle, 6280 Palma Ave., Atascadero.
NAR-ANON: FRIDAY MEETINGS
A meeting for those who know or have known a feeling of desperation concerning the addiction of a loved one. Fridays, 12-1 p.m. Free. 805-441-
2164. North County Connection, 8600 Atascadero Ave., Atascadero.
SHERECOVERS SHARING CIRCLE
SheRecovers Foundation is a non-profit organization with a community of more than 325,000 women in or seeking recovery from substance use disorders, other mental health issues, and/or life challenges. It’s mission is to inspire hope and reduce stigma. Facilitated by Monica Galli, Certified Recovery Coach.
First Thursday of every month, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. sherecovers.org/sharing-circles/.
Dharma Yoga Loft, 1329 Spring Street, Paso Robles, 805-434-1924.
TAI CHI This course’s instructor has won many Tai Chi and other internal martial arts tournaments. Both experienced martial artists and new learners are welcome to the class. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $65. 805-2373988. Centennial Park, 600 Nickerson Dr., Paso Robles.
TOPS SUPPORT GROUP: WEIGHT LOSS AND MAINTENANCE A self-help support group focusing on weight loss and maintenance. Thursdays, 1:30 p.m. 805242-2421. tops.org. Santa Margarita Senior Center, 2210 H St., Santa Margarita.
TRANSFORMATIONAL BREATHWORK
HEALING SESSION If you are looking to make a shift of any kind or seeking insight on the path ahead, breathwork is described as a powerful tool for this. This work gets the energy moving very quickly. Aug. 6 4-5:30 p.m. $39. monicagalli.org/breathwork. Dharma
Yoga Loft, 1329 Spring Street, Paso Robles, 805-434-1924.
YANG STYLE TAI CHI The course’s instructor won many Tai Chi and other internal martial arts tournaments. Both experienced martial artists and new learners are welcome to the class. Mondays, Wednesdays, 5-6 p.m. $62. 805-470-3360. Colony Park Community Center, 5599 Traffic Way, Atascadero.
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BANG MUAY THAI EXPERIENCE WITH
DUANE Sleeping Tiger Fitness and Martial Arts is thrilled to announce a not-to-be-missed opportunity for martial arts enthusiasts. Aug. 12 , 12-2 p.m. $100 members; $150 non-members. 805-7489182. Sleeping Tiger Fitness, 3595 Sueldo St., San Luis Obispo.
BECOME A SENIOR PEER COUNSELOR
Are you a senior interested in helping other seniors? This group is in need of counselors to provide support for older adults who are experiencing a variety of issues like grief, loneliness, and caregiver issues. Free training is online and offered at your own pace. First Monday of every month. through Dec. 4 Free. 805-5477025. wilshirecommunityservices.org.
Online, See website, San Luis Obispo. BEYOND MINDFULNESS Realize your potential through individualized meditation instruction with an experienced teacher via Zoom. This class is for those who wish to begin a practice or seek to deepen an existing one. Flexible days and times. Certified with IMTA. Email or text for information. Mondays-Sundays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Sliding scale. 559-905-9274. theartofsilence.net.
Online, See website, San Luis Obispo. CAL HOPE SLO GROUPS AT TMHA Visit website for full list of weekly Zoom groups available. Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays calhopeconnect.org. Transitions Mental Health Warehouse, 784 High Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-270-3346.
CITY FARM SLO’S YOUTH EMPOWERMENT PROGRAM Check site for more info on programming and summer camps. ongoing cityfarmslo.org. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO. COFFEE CHAT AT THE TINY HOUSE
DEMO COTTAGE Join for coffee. Come learn about the non-profit Smart Share Housing Solutions’ three programs: HomeShareSLO, ADU-SLO, and Co-Living Collaborative (Waterman Project). Attendees will also have a chance to network with housing providers and home seekers through our HomeShareSLO program. Second Wednesday of every month, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. 805-215-5474. smartsharehousingsolutions.org. SLO Guild Hall, 2880 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. COFFEE CHAT SLO HomeShareSLO, a program of non-profit Smart Share Housing, facilitates matches between Providers (those with extra rooms) with home Seekers (those looking for affordable housing). Second Tuesday of every month, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free and open to the public; No RSVP required.. 805-215-5474. smartsharehousingsolutions.org. SLO Guild Hall, 2880 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.
COMPLIMENTARY SHOWERS WITH SHOWER THE PEOPLE After a short hiatus, the San Luis Obispo Library will once again be partnering with local non-profit organization, Shower the People. The shower trailer will be located between the library and parking structure. Toiletries provided. Sundays, 1-3 p.m. Free. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.
DM PRO TENNIS ACADEMY Classes offered for all ages. Training and assistance are provided to support any goal, from the development of basic skills to top competition. Consultation with instructors is available. Multilingual instruction in English, Spanish, and Italian
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HEAD OVER HEALING
The Dharma Yoga Loft in Paso Robles will host a transformational breath work healing session, led by Monica Galli, on Sunday, Aug. 6, from 4 to 5:30 p.m. The venue defines breath work as a powerful tool for seeking “insight on the path ahead.” Admission to the event is $39. Visit monicagalli.org for more info. The Dharma Yoga Loft is located at 1329 Spring St., Paso Robles. —C.W.
FOOD TRUCKS · BEER • WINE Garden Party Mellow Classic Rock August 13th Laurie
Rockin’ Blues August 6th THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS & PARTNERS! FREE LIVE MUSIC EVERY FRIDAY 5–8 PM! AUG 04 JUNE 23–SEPTEMBER 8, 2023 Mission Plaza, Downtown San Luis Obispo Family-Friendly • Food & Drink Available THE TIPSY GYPSIES WITH STEVE KEY blues/jazz/soul sponsored by
Morvan Band
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are available. Mondays, Wednesdays, 9-10, 10-11 & 11 a.m.-noon through Aug. 16 Ranges from $55–$105. slocity.org. Islay Hill Park, 1151 Tank Farm Rd., San Luis Obispo.
FAMILY FUN DAY Features live music from local artists, Silk Ocean and Speaking of Roses, a bounce slide from SLO Bounce Co, and tons of family-friendly activities. Aug. 5 -noon Free. 805-215-3669. slopublicmarket.com/events/family-funday. SLO Public Market, 120 Tank Farm Road, San Luis Obispo. HEALING DEPRESSION SUPPORT GROUP A safe place for anyone suffering from the pain of depression. We do not criticize but do share our journey, feelings, and what works for us. We can meet in person or use Zoom if needed. Mondays, 6-7 p.m. Free. 805-528-3194. Hope House Wellness Center, 1306 Nipomo St., San Luis Obispo.
INTRO TO TIG WELDING WITH SHAUNA JELLISON AND BRIAN HAMM Learn the fundamentals of tig welding in a hands-on class and make your own custom rustic hat rack. With Brian Hamm and featuring local welder Shauna Jellison who specializes in vintage car restoration. All materials included. $50 deposit required. Aug. 6 , 12-4 p.m. $300. 805286-6147. Brian Hamm Welding, 2250 Cabrillo Highway, San Luis Obispo.
INTRODUCTION TO PICKLEBALL For ages 18 and over. Come see what pickleball is all about. Participants will learn the basics of the game including the rules, basic skills and strategy, types of equipment, and game safety. Saturdays, 9:30-11:30 a.m. through Aug. 26 $35. slocity.org. Meadow Park, 2251 Meadow St., San Luis Obispo.
KIDS’ PARTY PARADISE Want 4.5 child-free hours on a Saturday night? Drop your kids off at Kids’ Party Paradise. They’ll have a blast with pizza, movie, and gymnastics fun. For ages 4-13 years; no gymnastics experience necessary. Aug. 5 5-9:30 p.m. Varies. 805-547-1496. performanceathleticsslo. com. Performance Athletics Gymnastics, 4484 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.
LOTERÍA NIGHTS Enjoy a game of La Lotería Mexicana, a bingo-style game with colorful and beautifully-drawn cards. With drink specials and prizes for the winners. RSVP encouraged. Thursdays, 6 p.m. Free. drinkramblingspirits. com. Rambling Spirits, 3845 S. Higuera St. (inside SLO Public Market), San Luis Obispo.
MINDFULNESS AND MEDITATION (ONLINE MEETING)
Zoom series hosted by TMHA. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m.-noon Transitions Mental Health Warehouse, 784 High Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-270-3346.
PRE-REGISTRATION REQUIRED: TRAIN THIS SUMMER TO MEET CRUCIAL HOSPICE VOLUNTEER NEEDS Put your extra time to beneficial use by completing this three-day, in-person, hospice volunteer training program. Community volunteers are critically needed to provide in-home companionship or respite care to hospice patients, near you. Aug. 4 , 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 805-540-6020. centralcoasthomehealth.com/index.
php/hospice/. Central Coast Home Health and Hospice, 253 Granada, San Luis Obispo.
PUPPY SOCIAL HOUR Puppies (10 weeks to 5 months old) will learn appropriate play style with other pups, acceptable manners with people, tolerance for gentle restraints, confidence with the approach of friendly strangers, and more. Saturdays, 9 a.m. and Wednesdays, 10 a.m. $25. 805-543-9316. woodshumanesociety.org/training/. Woods Humane Society, 875 Oklahoma Ave., San Luis Obispo.
Q YOUTH GROUP (VIRTUALLY VIA ZOOM) This is a social support group for LGBTQ+ and questioning youth between the ages of 11-18. Each week the group explores personal, cultural, and social identity. Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. Free. galacc. org/events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
QI GONG FITNESS ONLINE Hosted by the San Luis Coastal Adult School. Gentle but powerful exercises for mind and body with instructor Gary West. Enhance your well being, improve your balance, and practice mindfulness. 19 weeks. Wednesdays, 9:30-10:30 a.m. through Dec. 13 $95. 805-5491222. ae.slcusd.org/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
QI GONG FOR MIND, BODY, AND SPIRIT Learn and practice qi gong, a Chinese system for physical, mental and spiritual development. This class is conducted outdoors in a beautiful setting, which is the best place to do qi gong, as its inspiration is drawn from nature. Certified instructor: Devin Wallace. Tuesdays, 10-11 a.m. $10. 805-709-2227. Crows End Retreat Center, 6340 Squire Ct., San Luis Obispo.
REGISTER FOR QI-GONG FITNESS ONLINE Gentle but powerful movement for balance, flexibility, and mindfulness. Hosted by San Luis Coastal Adult School, with instructor Gary West. Over Zoom. Wednesdays, 9:30-10:30 a.m. through Aug. 18 $95. 805-549-1222. ae.slcusd.org. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
SLO NOONTIME TOASTMASTERS CLUB MEETINGS Want to improve speaking and leadership skills in a supportive and positive environment? During COVID, we are meeting virtually. Contact us to get a meeting link for info. Tuesdays, 12-1 p.m. Free. slonoontime.toastmastersclubs.org. Zoom, Online, Inquire for Zoom ID.
SLO RETIRED ACTIVE MEN: WEEKLY COFFEE MEETING
SLO RAMs is a group or retirees that get together just for the fun, fellowship, and to enjoy programs which enhance the enjoyment, dignity, and independence of retirement.
Thursdays, 8:30-9:30 a.m. through Nov. 25 $10 coffee meeting.
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STAY YOUNG WITH QI GONG Qi Gong boosts energy and vitality, reduces stress, improves balance and flexibility, and, best of all, is fun.
Join instructor Devin Wallace for this outdoor class which is held in a beautiful setting. Call or email before attending. Tuesdays, 10-11 a.m. $10. 805-709-2227. Crows End Retreat Center, 6340 Squire Ct., San Luis Obispo.
STRENGTH AND CONDITIONING PROGRAM FOR YOUNG ATHLETES (GRADES 2-4) In this program, your child will learn the foundation of becoming a well-rounded athlete as we focus on skill development, movement, teamwork, and increasing confidence in each workout session.
Mondays, Wednesdays, 3:30-4:20
p.m. through Sept. 20 $399 for a 12-Week Session (24 Classes). slocity.org. MZR Fitness, 3536 S. Higuera St. suite 200, San Luis Obispo, 805-439-4616.
STRENGTH AND CONDITIONING PROGRAM FOR YOUNG ATHLETES (GRADES 5-7) In this program, your child will learn the foundation of becoming a well-rounded athlete as we focus on skill development, movement, teamwork, and increasing confidence in each workout session. Mondays, Wednesdays, 4:30-5:20
p.m. through Sept. 20 $399 for a 12-Week Session (24 Classes). slocity.org. MZR Fitness, 3536 S. Higuera St. suite 200, San Luis Obispo, 805-439-4616.
STRENGTH AND CONDITIONING PROGRAM FOR YOUNG ATHLETES (GRADES 8-12) In this program, your child will learn the foundation of becoming a well-rounded athlete as we focus on skill development, movement, teamwork, and increasing confidence in each workout session.
Mondays, Wednesdays, 5:30-6:20 p.m. through Sept. 20 $399 for a 12-Week Session (24 Classes). slocity.org. MZR Fitness, 3536 S. Higuera St. suite 200, San Luis Obispo, 805-439-4616.
SUMMER SPORTS CAMP Community youth are invited to start and end their summer participating in a full day sports camp with Parks and Recreation. Participants will learn and play a variety of different traditional and non–traditional sports throughout the three–week camp. Limited registration available. Through Aug. 11, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. $120 (Week 1 and 2), $70 (Week 3). slocity.org. Meadow Park, 2251 Meadow St., San Luis Obispo.
SUNDAY EVENING RAP LGBTQ+ AA
GROUP (VIRTUALLY VIA ZOOM) Alcoholics
Anonymous is a voluntary, worldwide fellowship of folks from all walks of life who together, attain and maintain sobriety. Requirement for membership is a desire to stop drinking. Email aarapgroup@gmail.com for password access. Sundays, 7-8 p.m. No fee. galacc.org/events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
SUPER REC SATURDAYS Offers the public a full day of recreational swim on Super Saturdays, with an obstacle course, diving boards, activities, and music. All ages are welcome to enjoy. Every other Saturday, 12-6 p.m. through Aug. 13 Adults: $4.75; Youth/Seniors: $4.25. 805-781-7288. slocity.org. SLO Swim Center, 900 Southwood Dr., San Luis Obispo.
SUPERHEROES IN SLO VACATION BIBLE
CAMP For ages 5-12. Enjoy a full week of camp with a superhero theme. Cooking classes, theater, art, music, sports, and lots of other fun activities await. Through Aug. 4 my805tix.com. St. Stephen’s Episcopal Church, 1344 Nipomo St., San Luis Obispo.
TOUR THE HISTORIC OCTAGON BARN
CENTER The Octagon Barn, built in 1906, has a rich history that The Land Conservancy of San Luis Obispo County looks forward to sharing with visitors. Please RSVP. Second Sunday of every month, 2-2:45 & 3-3:45 p.m. Tours are free; donations are appreciated. Octagon Barn Center, 4400 Octagon Way, San Luis Obispo, (805) 544-9096, octagonbarn.org.
TRANS* TUESDAY A safe space providing peer-to-peer support for trans, gender nonconforming, non-binary, and questioning people. In-person and Zoom meetings held. Contact tranzcentralcoast@gmail.com for more details. Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. GALA Pride and Diversity Center, 1060 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-541-4252.
TRANS* YOUTH PEER SUPPORT GROUP This group is a safe place for trans* and gender non-conforming people, as well as those questioning, from ages of 11 to 18. A facilitated
emotional support group to be heard, share your story, and hear stories that may sound surprisingly like your own. Second Tuesday of every month, 6-8 p.m. Free. GALA Pride and Diversity Center, 1060 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-541-4252.
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AQUATIC BIRDS OF OSO FLACO LAKE Join
The Land Trust for Santa Barbara County for a short hike as we explore dune ecosystem and the aquatic birds of our lakes. Aug. 12 9 a.m.-noon Free. 805-724-9709. sblandtrust.org. Oso Flaco Lake Natural Area, Oso Flaco Lake Rd., Nipomo.
BEGINNER GROUP SURF LESSONS AND SURF CAMPS Lessons and camp packages available daily. All equipment included. ongoing Starts at $70. 805-835-7873. sandbarsurf.com/. Sandbar Surf School Meetup Spot, 110 Park Ave., Pismo Beach.
DONATION-BASED YOGA FOR FIRST RESPONDERS, EMTS, AND CARETAKERS Class schedule varies. Contact empoweryoga805@gmail for details and reservations. ongoing 805-619-0989. empoweryoga805.com. Empower Yoga Studio and Community Boutique, 775 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach.
NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF WATCH AND CLOCK COLLECTORS, CHPT. 52 Come join a friendly meeting of watch and clock collectors. Members bring watches and clocks to show, plus there are discussions of all things horological. Second Sunday of every month, 1:30-3 p.m. 805-547-1715. new.nawcc.org/index. php/chapter-52-los-padres. Central Coast Senior Center, 1580 Railroad St., Oceano. POINT SAN LUIS LIGHTHOUSE TOURS
Tours will give you a glimpse into the lives of Lighthouse Keepers and their families, while helping keep our jewel of the Central Coast preserved and protected. Check website for more details. Wednesdays, Saturdays pointsanluislighthouse.org/. Point San Luis Lighthouse, 1 Lighthouse Rd., Avila Beach.
SOCIAL GROUP FOR WIDOWS AND WIDOWERS Call for more details. Second Saturday of every month, 10 a.m. 805-9046615. Oak Park Christian Church, 386 N Oak Park Blvd., Grover Beach.
STRIDE WITH THE TIDE PISMO BEACH
5K RUN City of Pismo Beach and San Luis Distance Club (SLDC) present Stride with the Tide 5K. Start and finish your race on the sand at the Pismo Pier. Aug. 5 , 8:30 a.m.-noon $20 race; $35 race and T-shirt. 805-773-7063. pismobeach.org/recreation. Pismo Beach Pier, West end of Pomeroy, Pismo Beach.
WEEKLY WATER SAFETY LESSONS Facility advertised as open and safe. Give the office a call to register over the phone. MondaysFridays $160-$190. 805-481-6399. 5 Cities Swim School, 425 Traffic Way, Arroyo Grande, 5citiesswimschool.com.
FOOD & DRINK
NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY
MORRO BAY MAIN STREET FARMERS
MARKET Get fresh and veggies, fruit, baked goods, sweets, and handmade artisan crafts. Come have some fun with your local farmers and artisans and enjoy delicious eats while enjoying the fresh breeze of Morro Bay. Saturdays, 2:30-5:30 p.m. through May 31 Varies. 805-824-7383. morrobayfarmersmarket. com. Morro Bay Main Street Farmers Market, Main Street and Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay.
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BRUNCH IS BACK Celebrate the second Sunday of the month with brunch. Enjoy a twohour cruise on the waterfront. Features fresh coffee, pastries, and more. Second Sunday of every month, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $50. 805-772-2128. chabliscruises.com. Chablis Cruises, 1205 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.
CALIPASO SOUTHERN SEAFOOD BOIL
Southern style seafood boil with fresh, top quality, shrimp, crab, crawfish, potatoes, corn, and sausage. Visit site for tickets and more info on the event. Aug. 4 , 6 p.m. my805tix.com.
CaliPaso Winery, 4230 Buena Vista Dr., Paso Robles, 805-226-9296.
ONX WINES VINEYARD TOUR AND TASTING
Enjoy a private tour and tasting at the ONX
Estate. The tour begins at the Tractor Shed with a portfolio tasting. From there your host will drive you around the vineyard in an off-road vehicle, allowing you to taste the wine right where it’s grown. Mondays, ThursdaysSundays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. through Oct. 29 $45 per person. 805-434-5607. onxwine.com/estate.
ONX Estate Vineyard, 1200 Paseo Excelsus, Templeton.
PAINT AND SIP Please join Art Social 805 at Unhinged, where you will enjoy a Paris-themed paint while enjoying a chosen glass of liquid courage. Aug. 10, 6-8 p.m. 805-400-9107. artsocial805.com. Unhinged Beer and Wine Bar, 5816 Traffic Way, Atascadero.
TACO TUESDAYS La Parilla Taqueria will be in the courtyard serving up their delicious tacos and tostadas. Menu typically includes barbacoa, chicken, and pastor tacos, as well as shrimp ceviche tostadas. Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m. 805-460-6042. ancientowlbeergarden.com.
Ancient Owl Beer Garden, 6090 El Camino Real, suite C, Atascadero.
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DOWNTOWN SLO FARMERS MARKET
Thursdays, 6-9 p.m. Downtown SLO, Multiple locations, San Luis Obispo.
HEAD GAMES TRIVIA NIGHT Live multi-media trivia every Wednesday. Free to play. Win prizes. Teams up to six players. Wednesdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. headgamestrivia.com. Antigua Brewing, 1009 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-242-1167.
PIÑATAS ON THE PATIO What is more festive than a piñata? Join for some brunch drinks and a couple of good hits to a piñata (or two). Good times and goofy prices promised. Turns will be determined on
until 7:30 p.m. for brain fuel. Beer, cider, wine, and non-alcoholic options available. First Thursday of every month, 6:30-8 p.m. Free to play. 805-295-6171. kulturhausbrewing.com. Kulturhaus Brewing Company, 779 Price St., Pismo Beach.
MUSIC
NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY
BLUES AGENDA JAM AND SHOWCASE A rockin’ blues dance party at Niffy’s Merrimaker every first, third, and now fifth Wednesdays. The Blues Asylum house band welcomes local, visiting, and newcomers to the blues groove. Spirits, beer, and wine, with outside food welcome. Every other Wednesday, 7-10 p.m. Free. 805-235-5223. The Merrimaker Tavern, 1301 2nd Street, Los Osos.
EASTON EVERETT Easton Everett plays guitar-woven music that has an authentic feel and an indie attitude. Aug. 5 , 3-6 p.m. Free. eastoneverett.com/. Schooners Cayucos, 171 N. Ocean Ave., Cayucos, (805) 995-3883.
LIVE MUSIC WITH GUITAR WIZ AT LUNADA GARDEN BISTRO “Guitar Wizard” Billy Foppiano plays a wide range of music, including blues, R&B, classic rock, and more. Second Sunday of every month, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 805-900-5444. Lunada Garden Bistro, 78 N. Ocean Ave., Cayucos.
MORRO BAY WHITE CAPS COMMUNITY BAND CONCERT Under the baton of conductor Brenda Hascall, the Morro Bay White Caps Community Band will perform a series of free concerts including pops, classical, and jazz music on the south T-Pier in Morro Bay. Aug. 5 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free; donations accepted. 916-337-9046. Morro Bay S. T Pier, 1185
RHYMES OF YESTERDAY
The Chumash Casino Resort presents Three Dog Night, live in concert, on Friday, Aug. 4, at 8 p.m. The classic rock group will perform in the resort’s Samala Showroom. Tickets to the concert range between $49 and $79. For more info on the event, visit chumashcasino.com. The Chumash Casino Resort is located at 3400 Highway 246, Santa Ynez. —C.W.
a first come, first served basis. First Sunday of every month Free. Rambling Spirits, 3845 S. Higuera St. (inside SLO Public Market), San Luis Obispo, drinkramblingspirits.com.
SLO FARMERS MARKET Hosts more than 60 vendors. Saturdays, 8-10:45 a.m. World Market Parking Lot, 325 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo.
WEDNESDAY NIGHT PUB TRIVIA Bring your thinking cap as questions vary from pop culture, geography, to sports. There is a little for everyone. Prizes for the winning teams. Wednesdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. 805-4392529. Oak and Otter Brewing, 181 Tank Farm Road, suite 110, San Luis Obispo.
Embarcadero, Morro Bay.
OPEN MIC NIGHT Come join us each Wednesday for Open Mic Night in the downstairs dining area. Grab some friends and show off your talents. Food and drink service will be available. Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Free. 805-995-3883. schoonerscayucos.com. Schooners, 171 North Ocean Ave, Cayucos.
WEDNESDAY PUB TRIVIA
Bring your thinking caps as questions vary from pop culture, geography, to sports. There is a little for everyone. Prizes for the winning teams. Trivia provided by Geeks Who Drink. Wednesdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. 805-439-2529. Oak and Otter Brewing, 181 Tank Farm Road, suite 110, San Luis Obispo.
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GROVER STATION GRILL COMMUNITY
OUTREACH
A portion of sales benefits
Fashions for a Purpose. Aug. 3 8 a.m.-3 p.m. my805tix.com. Grover Station Grill, 170 W. Grand Ave., suite 101, Grover Beach.
TRIVIA NIGHT Join BrainStew Trivia for a hilariously witty evening of trivia in Pismo. Teams of 1 to 4 people. Prizes awarded to the first and second place teams. Kitchen is open
SUMMER TWILIGHT CONCERT SERIES AT HARMONY CELLARS Start your weekend in Harmony with live music, food truck fare, and wine on the patio. Reservations required. Seating provided. Fridays, 5:15-7:15 p.m. through Sept. 8 $12-$20. 805-927-1625. harmonycellars.com. Harmony Cellars, 3255 Harmony Valley Rd., P.O. Box 2502, Harmony.
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CUESTA RIDGE (COLONY CONCERT SERIES)
Jamgrass band Cuesta Ridge takes the stage. Recommended for fans of Phish and The Dead. Aug. 5 5-7 p.m. Free. 805-460-6252. colonymarketanddeli.com. Colony Market and Deli, 6040 El Camino Real, Atascadero.
EASTON EVERETT Easton Everett plays guitar-woven music that has an authentic feel and an indie attitude. Aug. 6 , 1-4 p.m. Free. eastoneverett.com/. Shale Oak Winery, 3235 Oakdale Rd., Paso Robles, 8052394800.
FRIDAY NIGHT DJ Weekly DJ series, with a different DJ every Friday. Presented by friends at Traffic Record store in Atascadero.
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Come listen, dance, drink, and unwind every Friday. All ages event; no cover charge. Fridays, 7-10 p.m. 805-460-6042. ancientowlbeergarden.com. Ancient Owl Beer Garden, 6090 El Camino Real, suite C, Atascadero.
JOLON STATION BAND VARIETY SHOW Come join Jolon Station Band every Thursday night in downtown Atascadero for a night of comedy, musical guests, prize wheels, and more. Thursdays, 8-10 p.m. $5 at the door. Raconteur Room, 5840 Traffic Way, Atascadero, 805-464-2584.
MILLION DOLLAR COWBOYS: A SOUTHERN ROCK SURF
COUNTRY ROCK BAND Created in Los Osos. The band has incredible danceable percussion from drummer Brandon Beato, iconic riffs from guitarists Robb Lee and Brad Stock, and entertaining front man Chris Rodriguez. Aug. 3 8-11 p.m. $10 at the door. 310-439-0969. Sweet Springs Saloon, 990 Los Osos Valley Rd., Los Osos.
RESONANCE PRESENTS: BEYOND “To infinity and beyond.” Aug. 13 , 3-5 p.m. my805tix.com. Community Church of Atascadero, 5850 Rosario Ave., Atascadero, 805-466-9108.
SŌLEFFECT AT CAL COAST BEER CO. Enjoy upbeat originals and covers. Aug. 12 6-9 p.m. California Coast Beer Company, 1346 Railroad St., Paso Robles, 805-369-2347, calcoastbeer.com/.
WINE, ART, AND MUSIC: FIRST SATURDAY This month, the gallery is celebrating the second month of the Our Central Coast exhibit. Enjoy wine poured by Bodega de Edgar and live music by the Shawn Chasten. Aug. 5 , 6-9 p.m. Free. 805-2389800. studiosonthepark.org/events/first-saturdays-winemusic/. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.
SAN LUIS OBISPO
BOBBY OROZA LIVE For ages 18 and over. Aug. 11 , 7 p.m. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-1843, slobrew.com.
BROOKS BURGERS: SLO PUBLIC MARKET SUMMER
CONCERT SERIES WITH THE SKYLITES Have fun on the outdoor patio with great food, drinks, and The SkyLites at Brooks Burgers. Aug. 12 , 2-5 p.m. Brooks Burgers, 134 Tank Farm Road, San Luis Obispo, 805-439-3092.
EASTON EVERETT Easton Everett plays guitar-woven music that has an authentic feel and an indie attitude. Aug. 3 1-4 p.m. Free. eastoneverett.com/. San Luis Obispo Golf and Country Club, 255 Country Club, San Luis Obispo, (805) 543-3400.
EASTON EVERETT SOLO Enjoy some indie-acoustic, live music. Thursdays, 5:30-7:30 p.m. eastoneverett.com. Big Sky Cafe, 1121 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo, (805)545-5401.
AN EVENING WITH PATTI SMITH TRIO All ages welcome. Aug. 10, 8 p.m. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-546-8600, fremontslo.com.
PICK GUITAR BAZAAR Come to the Guitar Bazaar–a new kind of swap meet to buy and sell used guitars, amps, and pedals. Josh Collins, guitarist for Próxima Parada, will perform. Win a new $550 Michael Kelly Hybrid Guitar at the event with your admission. Aug. 12 $12.25. 805-203-5564. guitarbazaar.info.
SLO Guild Hall, 2880 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.
LIVE MUSIC AT RAGTAG WINE CO. Enjoy live music by local favorites. Wine available by the flight, glass, or bottle. Thursdays-Saturdays, 6-9 p.m. Ragtag Wine Co., 779 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805-439-0774, ragtagwineco.com.
LIVE MUSIC FROM GUITAR WIZ BILLY FOPPIANO AND MAD DOG Join “Guitar Wiz” Billy Foppiano and his trusty side kick Mad Dog for a mix of blues, R&B, and more. Saturdays, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. 805-544-2100. Bon Temps Creole Cafe, 1819 Osos Street, San Luis Obispo, bontempscreolecafe.com/index.htm.
POPS ON! ORCHESTRA NOVO GOES HOLLYWOOD: THE SEQUEL Picnics and non-alcoholic beverages welcome. Wine, beer, and spirits available for purchase from Madonna Inn. Aug. 6 , 4-6 p.m. $40 individual; $400 table of 10. 805-4582080. orchestranovo.com/concerts/. Madonna Inn Expo Center, 100 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo.
RESONANCE PRESENTS: BEYOND “To infinity and beyond.” Aug. 12 , 8 p.m. my805tix.com. Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa, 751 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, 781-8220.
SUNDAY MUSIC AT RAGTAG WINE CO. Enjoy live music by local favorites. Wine available by the flight, glass, or bottle. Sundays, 4-7 p.m. Ragtag Wine Co., 779 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805-439-0774, ragtagwineco.com.
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DANTE MARSH AND THE VIBESETTERS A high energy pop/ soul band based out of San Luis Obispo. Aug. 12 , 2-5:30 p.m. my805tix.com. Point San Luis Lighthouse, 1 Lighthouse Rd., Avila Beach.
FRIDAY NIGHT HAPPY HOURS: LIVE MUSIC Enjoy Friday Night Happy Hour at Avila Bay Athletic Club. Aug. 4 6-8 p.m. Free. avilabayclub.com. Avila Bay Athletic Club and Spa, 6699 Bay Laurel Place, Avila Beach, 805-595-7600.
KARAOKE SATURDAYS Take advantage of karaoke every Saturday. Saturdays, 3-7 p.m. 805-723-5550. The Central Grill, 545 Orchard Road, Nipomo.
KARAOKE WEDNESDAYS Take advantage of karaoke every Wednesday evening. Wednesdays, 5-8 p.m. Rancho Nipomo BBQ, 108 Cuyama Ln., Nipomo, 805-925-3500. ∆
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Arts
Entry period for New Times Music Awards closes Aug. 14
Local musicians are invited to compete in the 2023 New Times Music Awards before the contest’s entry period closes on Monday, Aug. 14, at 5 p.m. Participants can enter their songs online at newtimesslo.com. All entrants must reside primarily in San Luis Obispo County or northern Santa Barbara County.
2023 marks the 15th year for the annual competition, organized by the New Times Media Group. The competition’s awards showcase, which will feature performances from the contest’s finalists, will be held on Friday, Nov. 3, at SLO Brew Rock, located at 855 Aerovista Lane, San Luis Obispo.
Contest participants may enter a maximum of 13 songs and one album. There is a $20 fee per entry. Online entries are preferred, except for album entries, which must be mailed or entered in person. Album submissions must be released between July 1, 2022, and Aug. 14, 2023, to be eligible and will be judged based on quality of songs, sound, and packaging.
Album entrants or those who wish to pay with cash or check can drop their submissions off at either the Sun office, located at 2646 Industrial Parkway, suite 200, Santa Maria, or the New Times office, located at 1010 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo.
Participants under 18 years of age may compete in the contest’s youth category and must have a parent or guardian sign their entry form. All contest submissions will be scored by a panel of judges.
Music selections from finalists will be posted online prior to the awards showcase to determine which act will win the Readers’ Choice award. The voting period for readers is scheduled to occur between September and October.
For more info on the 2023 New Times Music Awards, call (805) 546-8208 or email ntma@ newtimesslo.com. See the full list of entry rules and guidelines at newtimesslo.com.
Alone survival show winner holds memoir reading in SLO
The San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden is hosting a book reading and signing with Woniya Thibeault, author of Never Alone, on Sunday, Aug. 6, from 2 to 4 p.m. Thibeault, who lives in Grass Valley, is best known for winning the History Channel’s survival show, Alone: Frozen, in 2022. Never Alone marks her debut memoir.
Admission to Thibeault’s upcoming reading is free. Call (805) 541-9900 for more details.
The San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden is located at 3450 Dairy Creek Road, San Luis Obispo. ∆ —Caleb Wiseblood
BY ADRIAN VINCENT ROSAS
Sense of self
Rina Hofmann has wanted to be a writer for most of her life.
“I have always had this longing inside and a desire to write since I was a child,” Hofmann said. “I was always interested in creative things, but writing in particular stuck out to me as something I was good at.”
It’s who she is at her core: whether through her observations of the passing joys of everyday life or the spiritual meaning she draws from meditation or even the noises her cat, Tiger, makes. But it was also something she said she couldn’t do without feeling a little bit of shame.
“I’ve always felt a strong desire to write, but there was always this guilt I had around it from how I was raised,” she said. “I ended up in a profession that didn’t make my heart sing.”
Now, as she enters her 40s, Hofmann is diving head rst into a new career doing what she dreamed of doing—without the weight of her past.
Hofmann has called many places home— including Washington, D.C.; San Fransisco; Hawaii; and New Zealand—thanks to her former career as a nurse.
Since April of this year, the now San Luis Obispo-based Hofmann has written a children’s book and completed six poetry books, with a seventh on its way.
“I’m the kind of person that pushes myself—and those around me—to get things to happen, so when I’m motivated I can push so many ideas out,” she said with a laugh.
All of her work focuses on the importance of love, joy, and a search for a deeper peace in life, she said, often taking a more romanticized view of things— but she also explores the silly and the sweet.
“When I was honing my skill as a writer, I realized that I like the idea of writing a children’s picture book, so I did,” she said. “Tiger-Roo is this fun little work based on my cat, Tiger, and the cute little ‘roo’ sounds it made.”
Currently, she has a store on Etsy with her poetry books available in digital form while she searches for a publisher and illustrator for Tiger-Roo.
“When I rst started solely focusing on writing poetry and books as a whole I was told there was no money in the eld,” she said laughing. “But sometimes there is this sense of love for life and nding that deeper spirituality that honestly is more important.”
e journey to that conclusion is something that Hofmann considers just as important as the books themselves.
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She was raised as a Jehovah’s Witness—and while she does acknowledge that everyone’s experience with religion is di erent, she found that it negatively impacted her ability to explore her creative side.
“ e church has good intentions, but at the end of the day, their emphasis is to preach. ere was no focus on education, arts, or interacting with anyone outside of the religion,” she said. “When you are raised in an environment like that, it is hard to believe in yourself.”
at negative impact eventually led Hofmann to leave the religion at the age of 18 as she entered college and found herself in the eld of nursing.
“It was tough. Because of the way the religion works, if someone leaves, everyone sort of dissociated themselves from that person, so when I left my father did that with me,” she said. “But I also felt like I had been somewhat freed from that type of thinking that told me I couldn’t be creative or control my own life.”
But she didn’t completely abandon her sense of spirituality, as she credits a deep dive into meditation and other spiritual practices as enabling her to get to where she is now.
“At the time, and even now, my spiritual practice gave me peace,” she said. “It gave me this little voice that said, ‘Everything is going to be OK!’ no matter how hard life got.”
While establishing herself in her career as a nurse for veterans organizations, Hofmann still felt a strong tug to explore her creative side.
“Nursing wasn’t something that I wanted to do forever, and although it truly did bless me with wonderful people and was a great job, I started thinking of other professions,” she said. “I ended up deciding I wanted to go to school to work at a library, and that’s when things shifted.”
As she found herself more engrossed in creative expression and the work that going back to school brings, Hofmann chose to fully devote herself to her passion and quit nursing.
“It was a moment where I went, ‘Oh my goodness, I want to quit working so I can nish grad school and focus on my next career,’” she said.
“Doing that was so freeing because it removed a big chunk of my life that felt like it was sort of holding me back in the way that it controlled me.”
Writing is Hofmann’s way of taking control of her destiny, and she’s now on a new journey she describes as unlike anything she has experienced before.
“I was programmed to have my life kind of controlled. I would always be the one taking orders and serving, and it left me without a sense of autonomy,” she said. “With writing, I’ve been able to take that control I have always wanted to have over my life.”
In embracing her true identity, Hofmann said she learned something that she hopes people who read her work can also learn and choose to embrace what they are passionate about.
“My favorite work I’ve written is one of my poetry books titled Deep Touch because it explores this idea that you don’t realize the truth until you start looking back on the past,” she said. “Love, spiritual practices, and this idea of deep-rooted love—whether it’s the idea of divine love, in nite intelligence, God, whatever.
“ is is my one chance to live life on earth doing the things I enjoy and want to do—so I’m going to do them.” ∆
Sta Writer Adrian Vincent Rosas is feeling inspired. Reach him at arosas@newtimesslo.com.
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TREASURE OF JOY Writer Rina Hofmann wants her poetry to be as easily accessible as is it compelling and thought-provoking.
EVER-EVOLVING Rina Hofmann said that writing has allowed her to find joy in life and grow in her spirituality as the world changes around her.
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TERRIFIC TIGER Rina Hofmann’s cat, Tiger, serves as the main character in her children’s book, Tiger-Roo
After years of being creatively stifled, Rina Hofmann spreads her joy for life through writing
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The show must go on
Theater nerds, unite! Co-writers, codirectors, and co-stars Molly Gordon and Nick Lieberman (with two more cowriting credits from co-stars Noah Galvin and Ben Platt) have the mockumentary for you.
Amy Sedaris stars as Joan Rubinsky, who with Rita Cohen (Caroline Aaron) operates a nancially struggling theater camp in upstate New York called … wait for it … AdirondACTS. Just before their summer session is about to begin, Joan falls into a strobe light-induced coma, leaving her earnest but clueless son, Troy (Jimmy Tatro), to try to make it through the season. Troy must juggle the many quirky personalities of both the instructors and students and keep the camp from falling into foreclosure. (114 min.)
THEATER CAMP
What’s it rated? PG-13
What’s it worth, Glen? Full price
What’s it worth, Anna? Full price
Where’s it showing? The Palm Theatre of San Luis Obispo
PALM SHOWTIMES AUG. 4-10, 2023 CLOSED TUESDAYS
Sat. AUG. 5TH Only! 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY (G) Sat.: 1:00, 4:00, 7:00
“A fresh-paced funny debut from Randall Park” -Variety SHORTCOMINGS (R)
Weekdays except Tues: 4:15, 7:00
Sat-Sun: 1:30, 4:15, 7:00
Cillian Murphy, Robt. Downey Jr. & Matt Damon OPPENHEIMER (R)
Daily except Tues: 3:25, 7:00
Kathy Bates & Maggie Smith THE MIRACLE CLUB (PG-13)
Sat-Sun. ONLY: 1:00
New from Wes Anderson ASTEROID CITY (PG-13)
Weekdays except Tues: 7:00 Sun: 1:00, 7:00 No Show Sat.
Glen If you’re a fan of the work of Christopher Guest— is Is Spinal Tap, Best in Show, A Mighty Wind, For Your Consideration, Waiting for Gu man—you’ll love eater Camp. Its ensemble cast is lled with loveable oddball characters such as stage manager Glenn Winthrob (Galvin), who’s a wildly talented performer whose skills are wasted running errands for the less talented but far more pompous theater directors like Amos Klobuchar (Platt) and Rebecca-Diane (Gordon). e campers—Mackenzie omas (Bailee Bonick), Devon Miller (Donovan Colan), Lainy Fischer (Vivienne Sachs), Alan Park (Alan Kim), and others—are adorable. is camp is like a second home for kids who aren’t stereotypical. e cast turns in terri c performances, the musical numbers are a lot of fun, and even for those who never caught the acting bug themselves, I bet you’ll be entertained by this feel-good lm. Anna I would have killed for a camp like this as a kid. I felt every second of these kids’ experience, from the nervousness of auditions to the agony and ecstasy that comes when the cast list is posted, to what it means to have
THEATER CAMP (PG-13)
found your crew. Amos and Rebecca-Diane are ex-campers who fall into the familiar clichés of drama teachers and musical coaches—this is their life! But something doesn’t feel right between the two from the beginning, and it seems Rebecca-Diane may be maturing out of their long-standing codependent relationship to move on to bigger things than summer camp. While Troy comes o as a typical bro (think of someone who describes themselves as a club promoter/ DJ/ nance guy, and you’ve got it), he actually proves to be a bit endearing in the end. Still not great, but at least his heart ends up in the right place. I personally love this style of lm and love to see lmmakers take it on. Guest is a genius at it, but Gordon and Leiberman hold their own with eater Camp. It’s quirky and funny and a perfect peek behind the curtain of every K-12 production I was a part of. Joan says that theater people can turn cardboard into gold, and that holds true with eater Camp.
Glen One of the lm’s joys is watching “crypto bro” Troy realize how much this
safe space means to the campers and how much the teachers care not only about the kids but about the magic of live theater. e lm captures the camaraderie and the trust needed to mount a show, as well as the guts it takes to get up on stage and put yourself out there, risking your ego. Maybe eater Camp doesn’t rise to the brilliance of Waiting for Gu man, but comparison is the thief of joy, and this lm is pure joy. Anna Putting together a collaborative project like a theater production is all about trusting your troupe and throwing a whole lot of faith and hard work into every exhausting moment of it. is lm is essentially about that dynamic—that the kids are counting on the teachers who are counting on Troy to hold it all together. It’s so sweet. I hope this lm gets the audience it deserves! ∆
Senior Sta Writer Glen Starkey and freelancer Anna Starkey write Split Screen. Glen compiles listings. Comment at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.
THE BEAR (SEASON 2)
What’s it rated? TV-14
When? 2022-present
Where’s it showing? Hulu
Daily except Sat. & Tues: 4:15 $10
The Bear is back for season 2, and things for Carmy (Jeremy Allen White), his crew, and the new high-end restaurant they’re building are more high stakes than ever. Chef Sydney (Ayo Edibiri) is in a pressure cooker to come up with a life-changing menu and can’t help but feel she’s been left stranded by Carmy in many ways. His frenetic energy leaves chaos in his wake, and he’s distracted by a new relationship with Claire (Molly Gordon), who somehow has a way of calming his crushing anxiety—at least some of the time.
PRESSURE COOKER
Chef and restaurateur
Carmen “Carmy”
Berzatto (Jeremy Allen White, left) and chef Sydney Adamu (Ayo Edebiri) try to hold their crew together as they struggle to open a high-end restaurant, in The Bear, streaming on Hulu.
Season 2 also follows Ritchie (Ebon Moss Bachrach) as he spends a week working in the finest restaurant in Chicago, something he thinks is Carmy’s form of punishment but instead imparts important lessons about pride and work ethic. We watch his character grow through subtle shifts as he rediscovers passion and importance and works on reconnecting with his daughter.
The show writers were smart to not reinvent the wheel when it comes to storyline. Season 1 was a massive success, and season 2 continues to serve up meaty characters who keep us glued to the small screen. (10 35- to 40-min. episodes)
—Anna
THEY CLONED TYRONE
What’s it rated? R
When? 2023
Where’s it showing? Netflix
Director and co-writer Juel helms this sci-fi comedy that acts as an homage to ’70s Blaxploitation films and spoofs real-life horrifying historical events such as the CIAContra-crack cocaine epidemic and the Tuskegee Study (the U.S. Public Health Service’s 40-year experiment of infecting African American men with syphilis). OK, I admit that neither of those events seems like comedy gold, but this social satire brilliantly skewers the exploitative treatment Black Americans have endured.
Fontaine (John Boyega) deals drugs in a neighborhood called the Glen. Slick Charles (Jamie
Foxx) is a pimp and one of Fontaine’s customer/ dealers, and he owes Fontaine money. As he’s trying to collect, Fontaine is fatally shot by a rival drug dealer, a murder both Slick Charles and one of his sex workers, Yo-Yo (Teyonah Parris), witness. Weirdly, the next day, Fontaine returns to demand his money with no memory of being shot, setting up the central mystery that the trio will set off to unravel.
The film succeeds in large part due to its excellent cast, which also includes Kiefer Sutherland as Nixon, the government villain, and David Alan Grier as The Preacher. For his part, Boyega must inhabit four characters: Fontaine, Old Fontaine, Chester,
BLAXPLOITATION
HOMAGE (Left to right) Yo-Yo (Teyonah Parris), Slick Charles (Jamie Foxx), and Fontaine (John Boyega) join forces to unravel a neighborhood mystery, in They Cloned Tyrone, streaming on Netflix.
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and Tyrone. (122 min.) ∆ —Glen
DRAMA-RAMA Drama teachers Amos Klobuchar (Ben Platt, foreground right) and RebeccaDiane (Molly Gordon, foreground left) struggle to maintain their working relationship and put on a show, in the hilarious mockumentary Theater Camp, screening exclusively at the Palm Theatre of San Luis Obispo.
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Isla Vista boys
topping the reggae chart. In 2017, they were nominated for a Grammy Award for Best Reggae Album for Falling into Place. Not bad for some dudes who met in college.
Ah, college! The parties, the music, the keg stands. Is there anywhere more notoriously college-y than Isla Vista, the student neighborhood near UCSB? That’s where the original five members of Rebelution met, forming the band in 2004 and eventually releasing their debut full-length album Courage to Grow in 2007—an album filled with hooky melodies, socially conscious messages, and impressive musicianship.
The band’s fifth member eventually left the group, but the core four remain—Eric Rachmany, Rory Carey, Marley D. Williams, and Wesley Finley. Amazingly, and despite their early success, they all stayed in school and finished their degrees in religious studies (Rachmany), anthropology (Finley), film studies (Williams), and business economics (Carey). Can you imagine the willpower? You’re constantly playing shows, getting radio airplay, charting to No. 4 on Billboard’s Top Reggae Album chart with your debut.
In 2009, they released their follow-up album, Bright Side of Life, that shot to No. 1—the first of five consecutive records
Their most recent album, 2021’s In the Moment, only rose to No. 2 on the charts, but I think it’s safe to say, this band is still hotter than a hotboxed roach clip.
See Rebelution on their Good Vibes Summer Tour with special guests Iration, The Expendables, Passafire, and DJ Mackle at the Avila Beach Resort this Wednesday and Thursday, Aug. 9 and 10 (doors at 4 p.m.; all ages; $58.25 at tixr.com).
Fremont Theater
Good Vibez keeps things rolling at the Fremont Theater this week with amazing Los Angeles-based alternative soul and psychedelic band Chicano Batman on Saturday, Aug. 5 (9 p.m.; all ages; $35 at seetickets.us). Formed in 2008, the band has gone on to play all the big music festivals such as Coachella, Bonnaroo, Sasquatch! Music Festival, and many others.
The core members—Eduardo Arenas (bass, guitar, vocals), Carlos Arévalo (guitars, keyboards), and Bardo Martinez (lead vocals, keyboards, guitar)—bonded over a shared
love of 1960s Brazilian artists, and they name The Beatles, Curtis Mayfield, and the Delfonics as musical influences.
Special guest Cola Boyy will open the show. Matthew Urango was born with spina bifida, kyphosis, scoliosis, and club foot. Cola Boyy is essentially a disco artist, and NME magazine described his sound as “a disco ball melting or the after-effects of some particularly patented hallucinogenics.” I dig it. Even more amazing at the Fremont this week is an all-too-rare appearance
by the NYC proto-punk icon, author, and photographer Patti Smith being billed An evening with … Patti Smith Trio next Thursday, Aug. 10 (8 p.m.; all ages; $55 at seetickets.us). Patti freaking Smith! Hells yeah! She was a huge part of the early NYC punk scene when in 1975 she released her debut album Horses.
I got into her writing when I read Just Kids (2010), which chronicled her complicated but deeply soulful relationship with the photographer Robert Mapplethorpe. I was blown away by her Polaroid photo-illustrated travelogue M Train. Smith is simply one of the most amazingly creative people alive—a real Renaissance woman. This should be a very cool experience.
Numbskull and Good Medicine
Numbskull and Good Medicine only have one show on the books this week, but it’s a must-see for classic rock fans who want to experience what it could be like to see Led Zeppelin live and in person in an intimate club setting.
Zeppelin tribute act Led Zepagain plays The Siren on Friday, Aug. 4 (7 p.m.; 21-andolder; $20 at goodmedicinepresents.com), and the Siren announced that this is not a seated event, so “get ready to dance.”
Led Zeppelin was active from 1968 to 1980, and Sony recording artists Led Zepagain formed in 1988 to keep the magic alive. They’re regarded as an accurate and
TWO DAZE OF REGGAE Rebelution on their Good Vibes Summer Tour with three other reggae bands and a DJ play the Avila Beach Resort on Aug. 9 and 10
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POW! SOK! BLAP! LA alt-soul and psychedelic band Chicano Batman plays the Fremont Theater on Aug. 5
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UNDERGROUND ICON NYC art punk hero Patti Smith and her trio play the Fremont Theater on Aug. 10 , courtesy of (((folkYEAH!))).
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authentic replication of Led Zeppelin. For those of us who never saw them live, Led Zepagain may be as close as we’ll ever get.
Also at The Siren
Morro Bay’s stellar nightclub has a few other shows scheduled this week, starting on Saturday, Aug. 5 with a free afternoon show with Vintage Renegades (2 to 5 p.m.; 21-and-older), a multi-genre Central Coast rock band. Later that night, Erin Montgomery and the Roadkings play another free show (8 to 11 p.m.; 21-andolder). is powerhouse band features energetic and soulful performances and a mix of “dance metal, alt, grunge, ’80s, classic rock hits, bluesy melodies, and their own original tunes,” according to their bio. e Siren’s really big show this week is none other than former Dictators’ lead singer Handsome Dick Manitoba on Tuesday, Aug. 8 (7 p.m.; 21-and-older; $17 at tixr.com). Sometimes it’s best to let an artist speak for himself.
According to his extremely humble bio, “Richard ‘Handsome Dick’ Manitoba, also known as ‘ e Handsomest Man In Rock & Roll,’ and the ‘World’s Greatest Entertainer’ (at least since Sammy Davis Jr. left us), was born Richard Blum in e Bronx, New York, Jan. 29, 1954. Richard is a musician, most well known for being the lead singer (for most of 45 years)
with the New York City legendary punk band, e Dictators.
“Mr. Manitoba also spent 14 years (starting around 2004) on Sirius XM Satellite Radio, hosting e Handsome Dick Radio Program, a national show, ve nights a week on Little Steven’s Underground Garage,” his bio continued. “And that ain’t all, folks! Handsome Dick has owned the coolest rock ’n’ roll tavern in the Western Hemisphere for just about 20 years now. Oddly enough, it’s called Manitoba’s Bar and it’s located at 99 Avenue B between 6 and 7 Streets in New York City’s East Village on … the lush beautiful island of Manhattan.”
at’s what we call chutzpah!
Local act Bracero Social Club opens.
More music …
If you dig retro pop, vintage blues, and the Gypsy jazz sounds of Django Reinhardt, you’ll love e Tipsy Gypsies, who headline the next free, all ages Concerts in the Plaza this Friday, Aug. 4, at 6 p.m. in SLO’s Mission Plaza. Singer-songwriter Steve Key will open the show at 5 p.m.
Boogie blues band e Cli notes play a hilltop patio party at Halter Ranch Vineyards this Saturday, Aug. 5 (noon to 3 p.m.; free).
“ is is the only venue we play where we traverse a covered bridge as we wind our way to the Halter Ranch Vineyards hilltop tasting room and restaurant,” noted bandleader Cli Stepp, who also noted the property boasts a narrow-gauge railway.
Saints Barrel Wine Bar (1021 Higuera St., SLO) will host a new monthly event, Chef Norwood’s Gospel Brunch, which will be DJed by Soul Dust Productions, a DJ collective spinning gospel and jazz on Sunday, Aug. 6 and 20 (nosh noon to 4 p.m.; DJs spin until 3 p.m.; 21-andolder). Food will be created by Charleston chef Norwood Pryor, who will be opening a Southern-style SLO restaurant in spring 2024.
Maestro Michael Novak will be leading Orchestra Novo this Sunday, Aug. 6, at the Alex Madonna Expo Center in an event called e sixth annual Pops ON!
Orchestra Novo Goes Hollywood, e Sequel (doors at 2:30 p.m. with the concert at 4; $40 general admission at my805tix.com).
“We are delighted to have KVEC’s Dave Congalton as our master of ceremonies,” Orchestra Novo announced. “ is year’s featured musical artist is our own concertmaster, Brynn Albanese, in music from the movie Schindler’s List. Lights! Camera! Action! Get in the spirit with your best Hollywood table decor and movie regalia. Costumes are encouraged. Bring a picnic to share or purchase food and beverages on-site.” Sounds glamorous! ∆
Contact Senior Sta Writer Glen Starkey at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.
STARKEY from page 23 Music Sound out! Send music and club information to gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.
FORMER DICTATOR Punk rocker Handsome
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Dick Manitoba, former lead singer of The Dictators, plays The Siren on Aug. 8
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Spice route
A saunter through SLO Public Market’s first spicy food festival called Bringin’ on the Heat
What I thought was the impossible in San Luis Obispo County finally happened to me: I ate something so spicy my eyes streamed in public.
The blazing heat on July 22 wasn’t enough for me. While most people tried to find solace indoors, or by the beach or a pool, I set my taste buds on fire at the Bringin’ on the Heat festival in SLO Public Market.
For one day only, 15 market vendors— restaurants specializing in cuisines from around the globe—participated in the event, serving up one spicy dish each. Customers cast ballots for their favorites. Winning vendors got bragging rights.
“I started looking around, and we have the Thai food [Baht], and it’s known to be spicy; the cheese shop [Central Coast Creamery] just got a Scorpion pepper cheese; there’s Jay Bird’s; and we always do hot sauces,” said Ariette Armella, co-owner of Rambling Spirits. “I thought, ‘Why don’t we all come together and do something fun since we all love spicy foods?’”
Bringin’ on the Heat is Armella’s brainchild, and she became our unofficial guide for the day. After shots of Ünderberg—a German digestif bitter to prep our guts—we started the afternoon with Grace Bacot of Humble Oven. She served a spicy meatball on a slice of focaccia, draped in a thick green serrano hot sauce and topped with coins of jalapeño and Fresno chilies. It was lip-smacking with an almost fruity heat. The spice stung just enough for me to go in for more.
Then came a cooling creaminess. Central Coast Creamery’s Jada Ramos brought out a slice of baguette with a thick spread of brie and glossy habanero apricot jelly capped with an intriguing chocolate-covered habanero.
“We have a spicy grilled cheese, and we have three spicy options for our ice cream as well,” Ramos said. “It’s just for today but there’s one glaze for the ice cream I kind of want to keep [year round], and it’s our chamoy and Tajin one.”
This is my public apology to New Times Calendar Editor Caleb Wiseblood. In my excitement, I was convinced the chocolate habanero was an olive, and Caleb unknowingly popped the whole pepper in his mouth. Wrong move. Nibbles of that habanero yielded a floral spice quickly tempered by the dark chocolate. But you’re in trouble if you eat it all at once.
High on the Scoville scale at 150,000 to 350,000 units, habaneros aren’t to be messed with. (Jalapeños are rated at 2,500 to 8,000, for reference.)
“I need water!” Caleb said. “My tongue is on fire.”
Armella delivered. Not only did she bring out glasses of ice water, she handed over a small paper cup of flaky Maldon salt. She recommended placing a pinch on our tongues to counter the spice. It’s a remedy from Mexico, she told me.
Our next stop was Jay Bird’s, SLO’s spot for Nashville hot chicken. Chef Richie Rodriguez assembled a lethal Fire chicken strip and pickles between two mini waffles and recommended I douse the sandwich with syrup. The hottest on the Jay Bird’s sliding spice scale, the Fire chicken is made with a mix containing ghost pepper and the Carolina Reaper, aka the world’s hottest pepper.
I tried a syrup-laced piece and felt nothing for a few seconds. Then it hit all at once. The spice hit the back of my throat and completely covered my tongue. Tears sprang to my eyes, and my nose started to stream. The Fire chicken made me grab a seat in the busy food court. Water and ice weren’t enough. After splashing my face in the restroom, my table was strewn with crumpled napkins, two empty glasses of water, an empty pint of beer, a mangled paper cup that once held salt, and my glasses.
“You’re like this now, huh?” Rodriguez said while pointing at his T-shirt with a sweating rooster on it.
Yep, I’m the chicken that cried chicken.
Respite came from Alexa Smith of Night Shift Cookie Co. Her chewy Mexican hot chocolate cookie cooled me down.
“It’s Dutch cocoa, cinnamon, and cayenne. It’s not too hot but you get the cayenne right at the end,” she said.
Recovering from that single bite of hot chicken brought me face-to-face with Chef Soma from the West African and vegan restaurant Veg on the Edge. Their take on plantains was the most creative dish I came across that day. It riffed on suya, a popular West African skewered street food usually made with meat. Veg on the Edge used mushrooms. The plantains were warm and delicately spiced, and the mushrooms were meaty.
“It’s peppered plantains with shiitake suya mushroom,” Soma said. “We add onions and other seasonings with sriracha maple sauce on top with green onions.”
Thai restaurant Baht’s Ganjah Noodles was the most flavorful creation that hit marks on spice and taste. Devised by manager Vincent Masasai, rice noodles were packed with thinly sliced beef, chili oil, chicharrones, green onions, and cilantro. The noodle bowl was full of umami and tingly heat, and I wish it was a permanent feature on Baht’s menu.
“It’s kind of from my hometown in Thailand, Udon Thani, but they also have [similar versions] in Bangkok too,” Masasai said.
For Bing’s Bao Buns, Bringin’ on the Heat meant a chance to show off their favorite spicy ramen. Chef and co-owner Mike Whittaker seasoned tater tots with the Buldak spicy ramen flavor mix and tossed the potatoes through flash fried ramen noodles, which coated the entire dish in a pleasing golden orange shade. Co-owner Sam Whittaker advised me to eat it without pausing too much because the heat can build up.
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people don’t like spicy food at all!’”
She added that they pulled back on the spice level of many of their dishes but still highlighted the flavor profile every two months. Adding spice to SLO County was a pleasant surprise.
“We’re not going to shun the spicy lovers!” Whittaker said. “They came through the woodwork and said, ‘This is amazing, we want more of it.’”
I’m one of them. I was impressed with our abilities to put away the plethora of hot food that came our way. But we were reaching our fill. After downing Todo Bueno’s decadent spicy pork tacos, we needed to wash away the day at Armella’s very own Rambling Spirits.
There, her husband and co-owner, Jonathan Carpenter, doled out drinks like El Diablito with red gin and chile de arbol extract, a Serrano Spicy Margarita, and Spicy Kimchi Red Snapper—a gin Bloody Mary made with kimchi from Bing’s. I grabbed the margarita and the refreshing and muchneeded Cleanse.
“The Cleanse is fresh-squeezed lemon juice, our homemade ginger-agave reduction, a little bit of coconut water, and navystrength gin,” Carpenter said. “It’s supposed to mimic a regular lemon, cayenne, honey cleanse but a little more drinkable via cocktail.”
Sipping on those drinks, I scanned the market crowd. It was large enough to surprise all of us given the theme of the festival. The lunch hour rush went well past 1 p.m., and it was the busiest I had seen the Public Market. Vendors hope to host more iterations of the spice festival and other such foodand-drink gatherings.
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“So far we’ve sold 31 dishes! People really want that heatwave for sure,” Whittaker said. “I want it to be spicy but flavorful. I don’t want to just taste searing flesh in the back of my mouth.”
“We also offer to our customers that they can make anything on our menu spicy with no upcharge,” she said. “We love spicy food, and when we moved here we were all, ‘Oh,
By 6 p.m., the votes were in. Tabulated from 60 ballots, the spicy ramen tater tots from Bing’s won the title of spiciest dish, Central Coast Creamery’s baguette bites won the most creative, and Baht’s Ganjah Noodles were crowned the most flavorful. ∆
Staff Writer Bulbul Rajagopal hopes for more spicy creations to grace SLO Public Market menus permanently. Send iron gut wishes to brajagopal@newtimesslo.com.
HEAT FEAT Bing’s Bao Buns won the spiciest dish of the Bringin’ on the Heat festival at the SLO Public Market with tater tots seasoned with Buldak spicy ramen mix, topped with flash fried noodles.
COURTESY PHOTOS BY ARIETTE ARMELLA
I’LL BITE Hungry SLO Public Market customers tasted the spicy dishes for sale and cast votes for their favorites at the ballot box in Rambling Spirits.
FESTIVAL BY BULBUL RAJAGOPAL
SWEET HEAT Central Coast Creamery’s baguette bites with brie, habanero apricot jelly, and fiery chocolate-covered habaneros won the title for most creative spicy dish.
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WHO: County of San Luis Obispo Department of Planning & Building
WHAT: A Draft Environmental Impact Report (DEIR) for the Diablo Canyon Power Plant Decommissioning Project is complete and available for public review and comment
(State Clearinghouse #2021100559, Development Plan/Coastal Development Permit/ Conditional Use Permit #DRC2021-00092 [ED21-174]). The DEIR addresses the environmental impacts associated with decommissioning of the Diablo Canyon Power Plant (DCPP), including Phase 1 decommissioning activities and Phase 2, which includes soil remediation, final status surveys, and site restoration.
The Proposed Project involves three different sites: (1) the DCPP site, (2) the Pismo Beach Railyard (PBR), and (3) the Betteravia Industrial Park Santa Maria Valley Railyard facility site (SMVR-SB). The Osburn Yard in the City of Santa Maria (SMVR-SM) is no longer under consideration and is not part of the Proposed Project.
The DCPP site is on the coast of San Luis Obispo County, California, approximately 7 miles northwest of Avila Beach. The DCPP facility comprises a 750-acre highsecurity zone surrounded by an approximately 12,000acre area of land owned by either PG&E or Eureka Energy, a wholly owned subsidiary of PG&E. The rail sites would be used to transfer decommissioning waste from trucks to rail cars, where the waste would then be transported by rail to out-of-state disposal facilities (Clive, Utah and/or Andrews, Texas). The PBR site is currently used by PG&E for equipment and material storage and transportation needs in support of DCPP operations. The site is located at 800 Price Canyon Road in the City of Pismo Beach in San Luis Obispo County, approximately 13 miles southeast of the DCPP site. This site would be used as a contingency for the transfer of non-radioactive and non-hazardous decommissioning waste. The SMVR-SB site is in the County of Santa Barbara (2820 W. Betteravia Road).
PG&E proposes to retain the existing Eastern and Western Breakwaters and Intake Structure as well as other facilities for potential future use by others. The structures that would remain onsite related to the Independent Spent Fuel Storage Installation and Greater than Class C (GTCC) storage facility (which would be built as part of the Proposed Project) would continue to be managed by PG&E within a designated owner-controlled area until an off-site interim storage facility or permanent repository is available. Identification of an off-site repository for long-term storage of spent nuclear fuel and GTCC waste is a concern both for DCPP and for nuclear power facilities across the nation and awaits resolution by the federal government.
WHERE: The DEIR is available for review or downloading on the County’s Planning Department website at: www.slocounty.ca.gov/DCPPDecom. Hard copies of the DEIR, and all DEIR references, are available for review at the County Department of Planning & Building, 976 Osos Street, Rm 200, San Luis Obispo at the permit center from 8:30 a.m. - noon or 1:30 - 4:30 p.m. Monday - Friday. Hard copies of the DEIR are also available for review at the San Luis Obispo County, Santa Maria, and Guadalupe Public Libraries. Electronic copies (USB) are available at all other San Luis Obispo County libraries: Morro Bay, Los Osos, Cayucos, Santa Margarita, Arroyo Grande, Nipomo, Oceano, Shell Beach, Creston, Paso Robles, Atascadero, San Miguel, and Santa Margarita (for hours see SLOLIBRARY.org); and at the Santa Maria and Guadalupe Branch Libraries (for hours see https://www.cityofsantamaria.org/city-government/ departments/library and https://www.countyofsb. org/309/Library-Services).
HOW TO COMMENT OR GET MORE INFORMATION: Anyone interested in commenting on the DEIR should email your comments or questions to: diablo@co.slo.ca.us or submit a written statement directed to Susan Strachan of the San Luis Obispo County Department of Planning & Building at 976 Osos St., Rm 300, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. Comments must be received by 5:00 p.m., September 25, 2023
ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACTS:
The DEIR focuses on the following issues: Aesthetics; Air Quality; Biological Resources; Climate Change and SeaLevel Rise; Commercial Fishing; Cultural Resources; Energy; Environmental Justice; Geology, Soils, and Coastal Processes; Greenhouse Gas Emissions; Hazardous and Radiological Materials; Hydrology and Water Quality; Land Use and Planning; Noise; Public Services and Utilities; Recreation and Public Access; State Tide and Submerged Lands Possessing Significant Environmental Values; Transportation; Terrorism; Tribal Cultural Resources; and Wildfire. In compliance with the State CEQA Guidelines Section 15087(c) (6), the DCPP site is identified in the GeoTracker (https:// geotracker.waterboards.ca.gov/) database (as described under Government Code Section 65962.5 and known as the “Cortese List”); although there are no open cases related to potential water quality impacts since 1990. A review of the Department of Toxic Substances Control (DTSC) EnviroStor website (https:// dtsc.ca.gov/your-envirostor/) indicates a violation occurred in 2021 related to filing of manifests and was resolved.
PLANNING COMMISSION STUDY SESSION
A study session before the San Luis Obispo Planning Commission is scheduled for September 5, 2023, at 9:00 a.m. in the Board of Supervisors Chambers, County Government Center, 1055 Monterey Street, San Luis Obispo.
**If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised in written correspondence delivered to the addresses above by the September 25, 2023, 5:00 p.m. comment period deadline.**
DATED: July 28, 2023
Susan Strachan, Project Manager July 27, August 3, & 31, 2023
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FILE NO. 2023-1584 (06/30/2023)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as TWO CATS INVESTING, 3940 Broad Street, Suite 7243, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Stefan Robert Owechko, Robin Lynne Garcia (3940 Broad Street, Suite 7243, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Stefan Robert Owechko. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-30-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina
Cano, County Clerk M. Paredes, Deputy. Exp. 06-30-28.
July 13, 20, 27, & August 3, 2023
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1671 (05/16/2005)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as KOBERL AT BLUE, 998 Monterey Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Koberl’s at Blue Inc. (10895 San Marcos Rd., Atascadero, CA 93422).
This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Koberl’s at Blu Inc., Patricia Koberl, Vice President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-14-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina
Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 07-14-28.
July 27, August 3, 10, & 17, 2023
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1477
(N/A) New Filing
The following person is doing business as SUN-PILOT, 604 Avocet Way, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Earmark Development LLC (604 Avocet Way, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420).
This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Earmark Development LLC, Lucas Fresenius, Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-1923. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Webster, Deputy. Exp. 06-19-28.
July 13, 20, 27, & August 3, 2023
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1499 (N/A)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as CALIDENTAL PASO ROBLES, 1171 Creston Road, Suite 107, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Koushan H Azad Dental Corporation (1009 N H Street, Suite P, Lompoc, CA 93436). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Koushan H Azad Dental Corporation, Arya Rovira, Vice President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-21-23. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.
(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk S. Steck, Deputy. Exp. 06-21-28.
July 13, 20, 27, & August 3, 2023
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1544
(N/A) New Filing
The following person is doing business as PISMOBEACHDEALS. COM, 1825 Bee Canyon Rd., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Aviala Beach Real Estate Solutions Inc. (1825 Bee Canyon Rd., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A NV Corporation /s/ Aviala Beach Real Estate Solutions Inc., Kenneth G Skinner, President.
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1402
(N/A)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as ANNA WANG, 1107 Johnson Ave. San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Shoulan Wang Schwarz (1325 Bayview Heights Dr., Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Shoulan Wang Schwarz. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-08-23. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina
Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 06-08-28.
July 20, 27, August 3, & 10, 2023
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1457 (06/15/2023)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as CENTRAL COAST CONSTRUCTION CONSULTING, 10150 Mission Almond Way, San Miguel, CA 93451. San Luis Obispo County. Anthony Jack Capelli (10150 Mission Almond Way, San Miguel, CA 93451).
This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Anthony Jack Capelli. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-15-23. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. 06-15-28.
July 27, August 3, 10, & 17, 2023
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1583 (06/23/2023)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as STONEGARDEN INVESTIGATIONS, 1715 Sandalwood Ln., Templeton, CA 93465. San Luis Obispo County. Jeremy Roy Flores (1715 Sandalwood Ln., Templeton, CA 93465). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Jeremy Roy Flores. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-30-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.
(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk S. Steck, Deputy. Exp. 06-30-28.
July 13, 20, 27, & August 3, 2023
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1585 (N/A)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as SHE MEANS BUSINESS, 687 North 8th Street, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Holly Gillan (687 North 8th Street, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Holly Gillan. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-30-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Stiletto, Deputy. Exp. 06-30-28.
July 20, 27, August 3, & 10, 2023
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1587 (06/04/2023)
New Filing
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1598 (N/A)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as SRC DESIGN AND CONSTRUCTION SERVICES, 1921 Donna Avenue, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Scott Richard Clucas (1921 Donna Avenue, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Scott Richard Clucas. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-05-23.
I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 07-05-28.
July 27, August 3, 10, & 17, 2023
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1599 (N/A)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as CELIA’S JAMS AND SPREADS, 345 Skyline Drive, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Celia R Alfirevic (345 Skyline Drive, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Celia R Alfirevic. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-05-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. 07-05-28.
July 13, 20, 27, & August 3, 2023
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1600 (07/05/2023)
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1606 (06/28/2023)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as WINES ON MAIN, 624 S. Main Street, #101, Templeton, CA 93465. San Luis Obispo County. Wines on Main Inc. (624 S. Main Street, #101, Templeton, CA 93465). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Wines on Main Inc., Natalie Jacobsen, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-06-23. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk S. Steck, Deputy. Exp. 07-06-28.
July 13, 20, 27, & August 3, 2023
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1607 (06/30/2023)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as HATCHWAY PRESS, 170 Fair View Dr., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Alexis Schmitz (170 Fair View Dr., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Alexis Schmitz. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-06-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk S. Steck, Deputy. Exp. 07-06-28.
July 13, 20, 27, & August 3, 2023
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1615 (07/07/2023)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as MONARCA RESTAURANT, 1104 Pine Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. La Barata GF LLC (207 El Camino Real, Greenfield, CA 93927). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ La Barata GF LLC, Cesar Solis, Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-0723. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 07-07-28.
July 20, 27, August 3, & 10, 2023
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1616 (06/05/2017)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as MAKE YOUR MARK NOTARY, MAKE YOUR MARK, REENA O’HARA, SLO COUNTY LIFE, 340 Pomeroy Avenue, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Make Your Mark, LLC (340 Pomeroy Avenue, Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Make Your Mark, LLC, Reena O’Hara, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-07-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. 07-07-28.
July 20, 27, August 3, & 10, 2023
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1624 (07/10/2023) New Filing
The following person is doing business as CLASSIC BLINDS AND DRAPERY, 7445 Santa Ynez Avenue, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. Brandon Michael Lyons (7445 Santa Ynez Avenue, Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Brandon Michael Lyons. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-10-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.
(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 07-10-28. July 20, 27, August 3, & 10, 2023
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1626 (05/05/2005)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as NEGRANTI-HIGGINS & COMPANY, 792 So. Main Street, Templeton, CA 93465. San Luis Obispo County. Antonette L. HIggins (1645 Via Rojas, Templeton, CA 93465). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Antonette L. Higgins. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-10-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.
(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. 07-10-28.
July 20, 27, August 3, & 10, 2023
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1630 (07/10/2023)
New Filing
This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-26-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.
(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk
S. Steck, Deputy. Exp. 06-26-28.
July 13, 20, 27, & August 3, 2023
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1575 (N/A)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as GOLDEN COAST CONSTRUCTION, GOLDEN COAST CARPENTRY & CONSTRUCTION, 970 Soares Dr., Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Bryan T Kelly Holden (970 Soares Dr., Nipomo, CA 93444.). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Bryan T Kelly Holden. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-29-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.
(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk
M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. 06-29-28.
July 13, 20, 27, & August 3, 2023
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1582 (06/01/1993)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY, 6875 Union Rd., Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. HorsePower Sanctuaries (6875 Union Rd., Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ HorsePower Sanctuaries Inc., Jana Lynn Kaba, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-30-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.
(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk S. Steck, Deputy. Exp. 06-30-28.
July 13, 20, 27, & August 3, 2023
The following person is doing business as JEFFRY’S WINE COUNTRY BBQ, 819 12th Street, Suite 100, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Old County Road Hospitality Group, Inc. (390 Old County Road, Templeton, CA 93465). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Old County Road Hospitality Group, Inc., Jeffry M Wiesinger, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-30-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Paredes, Deputy. Exp. 06-30-28.
July 13, 20, 27, & August 3, 2023
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1589 (05/31/2023)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as SEE JOB RUN, 275 Oro Dr., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Pen Concepts Inc. (275 Oro Dr., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Pen Concepts Inc, Poul E Norholm, Vice President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-30-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 06-30-28.
July 13, 20, 27, & August 3, 2023
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1592 (07/03/2023)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as ONE STOP PET GROOMING, 519 Five Cities Drive, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. One Stop Mobile Pet Grooming, Inc. (4912 W. Point Loma Blvd. #2, San Diego, CA 92107). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ One Stop Mobile Pet Grooming, Inc., David Roy, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-03-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Stiletto, Deputy. Exp. 07-03-28.
July 13, 20, 27, & August 3, 2023
New Filing
The following person is doing business as ABOVE THE GRADE AVIATION, 4912 Wing Way, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Richard Brian Jackson (1848 Astor Ave., Cambria, CA 93428). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Richard Brian Jackson. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-05-23. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Stiletto, Deputy. Exp. 07-05-28.
July 13, 20, 27, & August 3, 2023
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1601 (07/05/2023) New Filing
The following person is doing business as DREAM DWELLER WINES, 3060 Limestone Way, Paso Robles, CA 93447. San Luis Obispo County. Jane Elizabeth Willheim (2465 Ironwood Avenue, Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Jane Elizabeth Willheim. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-05-23. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 07-05-28.
July 20, 27, August 3, & 10, 2023
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1602 (07/15/1998)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as ACTION JACKSON DAYCARE, 371 La Jolla St., Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Patricia Marie Jackson (371 La Jolla St., Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Patricia Marie Jackson. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-06-23. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 07-06-28.
July 13, 20, 27, & August 3, 2023
FILE NO. 2023-1611 (03/08/2023)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as NATURE’S ENGINEERS, 772 Johnson Ave., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Cooper Louis Lienhart (772 Johnson Ave., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Cooper Louis Lienhart. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-06-23. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 07-06-28.
July 20, 27, August 3, & 10, 2023
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1612 (06/27/2023)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as ZT CONSTRUCTION, 1230 Murray #17, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Zachary Thorne (1230 Murray #17, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Zachary Thorne. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-06-23.
I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk S. Steck, Deputy. Exp. 07-06-28.
July 20, 27, August 3, & 10, 2023
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1614 (07/07/2023)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as MARKET EXPRESS, 1051 South 13th St. #C, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Sam Alyousef (285 Alyssum Cir., Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Sam Alyousef. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-07-23.
I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. 07-07-28.
July 20, 27, August 3, & 10, 2023
FILE NO. 2023-1619 (N/A) New Filing
The following person is doing business as DENTAL HYGIENE PRACTICE OF CASSANDRA WILLIAMSON, RDHAP, 1311 Fernwood Dr., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Cassandra Williamson RDHAP, Inc. (1311 Fernwood Dr., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Cassandra Williamson RDHAP, Inc, Cassandra Williamson, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-07-23. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 0707-28.
July 20, 27, August 3, & 10, 2023
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1621 (01/01/2021)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as MUSTANG PRIVATE WEALTH, 429 Marsh Steet, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Ryse Wealth Management LLC (429 Marsh Steet, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401).
This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Ryse Wealth Management LLC, Ryan Olson, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-0723. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk S. Steck, Deputy. Exp. 07-07-28.
July 20, 27, August 3, & 10, 2023
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1622 (07/01/2023)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as ALTAIR BIOCONSULTING, 1385 Silvia Ln., Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Stephen Carroll (1385 Silvia Ln., Nipomo, CA 93444).
This business is conducted by An Individual/s/ Stephen Carroll. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-07-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.
(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Stiletto Deputy. Exp. 07-07-28.
August 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2023
The following person is doing business as HITECH CONSULTING SERVICE, 542 Sombrillo, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Ashraf Mohamed Rahim (542 Sombrillo, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Ashraf Mohamed Rahim. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-10-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.
(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 07-10-28.
July 13, 20, 27, & August 3, 2023
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1633 (07/01/2017)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as SLO MUSIC LESSONS, 3594 Broad Street #100B, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Scott Richard Conroy (3946 Carissa Court, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Scott Richard Conroy. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-10-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. 07-10-28.
July 20, 27, August 3, & 10, 2023
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2023-1634
(N/A) New Filing
The following person is doing business as CENTENARIO BAR & GRILL SOLEDAD, 955 Front St., Soledad, CA 93960.
Monterey County. JIC Entertainment LLC (4300 The Woods Dr. 1324, San Jose, CA 95136). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ JIC Entertainment LLC, Javier Perez, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-10-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Paredes, Deputy. Exp. 07-1028. July 20, 27, August 3, & 10, 2023 Just $35/week Submit one image and 25 words of description The cutoff to list your ad in Thursday’s paper is Monday at 2pm SELL YOUR VEHICLE IN OUR CLASSIFIEDS Email classifieds@ newtimesslo.com Or call (805) 546-8208 LEGAL NOTICES LEGAL NOTICES LEGAL NOTICES LEGAL NOTICES LEGAL NOTICES LEGAL NOTICES LEGAL NOTICES LEGAL NOTICES » MORE LEGAL NOTICES ON PAGE 30 MARKETPLACE
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NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S
SALE
TS No. CA-22-942915-AB
Order No.: 220485062-CAVOO
YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST DATED 3/29/2018. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. A public auction sale to the highest bidder for cash, cashier’s check drawn on a state or national bank, check drawn by state or federal credit union, or a check drawn by a state or federal savings and loan association, or savings association, or savings bank specified in Section 5102 to the Financial Code and authorized to do business in this state, will be held by duly appointed trustee. The sale will be made, but without covenant or warranty, expressed or implied, regarding title, possession, or encumbrances, to pay the remaining principal sum of the note(s) secured by the Deed of Trust, with interest and late charges thereon, as provided in the note(s), advances, under the terms of the Deed of Trust, interest thereon, fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee for the total amount (at the time of the initial publication of the Notice of Sale) reasonably estimated to be set forth below. The amount may be greater on the day of sale. BENEFICIARY MAY
ELECT TO BID LESS THAN THE
TOTAL AMOUNT DUE. Trustor(s): CLIFFORD TUFTEE AND YAVANNA
TUFTEE, HUSBAND AND WIFE, AS JOINT TENANTS Recorded: 3/30/2018 as Instrument No. 2018012883 and modified as per Modification Agreement recorded 10/9/2019 as Instrument No. 2019044309 of Official Records in the office of the Recorder of SAN LUIS OBISPO County, California;
Date of Sale: 8/29/2023 at 9:00
AM Place of Sale: At the County of San Luis Obispo General Services Building, 1087 Santa Rosa St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. Breezeway facing Santa Rosa Street Amount of unpaid balance and other charges: $389,775.65 The purported property address is: 155 S 8TH STREET, SHANDON, CA 93461 Assessor’s Parcel No.: 017-192-072 NOTICE
TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NO-
TICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call 800-280-2832 for information regarding the trustee’s sale or visit this internet website http://www.qualityloan.com, using the file number assigned to this foreclosure by the Trustee: CA22-942915-AB. Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the internet website. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. NOTICE
TO TENANT: You may have a right to purchase this property after the trustee auction pursuant to Section 2924m of the California Civil Code.
If you are an “eligible tenant buyer,” you can purchase the property if you match the last and highest bid placed at the trustee auction. If you
are an “eligible bidder,” you may be able to purchase the property if you exceed the last and highest bid placed at the trustee auction. There are three steps to exercising this right of purchase. First, 48 hours after the date of the trustee sale, you can call 800-280-2832, or visit this internet website http:// www.qualityloan.com, using the file number assigned to this foreclosure by the Trustee: CA-22-942915AB to find the date on which the trustee’s sale was held, the amount of the last and highest bid, and the address of the trustee. Second, you must send a written notice of intent to place a bid so that the trustee receives it no more than 15 days after the trustee’s sale. Third, you must submit a bid so that the trustee receives it no more than 45 days after the trustee’s sale. If you think you may qualify as an “eligible tenant buyer” or “eligible bidder,” you should consider contacting an attorney or appropriate real estate professional immediately for advice regarding this potential right to purchase. NOTICE TO PROSPECTIVE
OWNER-OCCUPANT: Any prospective owner-occupant as defined in Section 2924m of the California Civil Code who is the last and highest bidder at the trustee’s sale shall provide the required affidavit or declaration of eligibility to the auctioneer at the trustee’s sale or shall have it delivered to QUALITY LOAN SERVICE CORPORATION by 5 p.m. on the next business day following the trustee’s sale at the address set forth in the below signature block.
The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the property address or other common designation, if any, shown herein. If no street address or other common designation is shown, directions to the location of the property may be obtained by sending a written request to the beneficiary within 10 days of the date of first publication of this Notice of Sale. If the sale is set aside for any reason, including if the Trustee is unable to convey title, the Purchaser at the sale shall be entitled only to a return of the monies paid to the Trustee. This shall be the Purchaser’s sole and exclusive remedy. The purchaser shall have no further recourse against the Trustor, the Trustee, the Beneficiary, the Beneficiary’s Agent, or the Beneficiary’s Attorney. If you have previously been discharged through bankruptcy, you may have been released of personal liability for this loan in which case this letter is intended to exercise the note holders right’s against the real property only.
Date: QUALITY LOAN SERVICE CORPORATION 2763 Camino Del Rio S San Diego, CA 92108 619-645-7711 For NON
SALE information only Sale Line: 800-280-2832 Or Login to: http:// www.qualityloan.com Reinstatement Line: (866) 645-7711 Ext 5318 QUALITY LOAN SERVICE CORPORATION . TS No.: CA-22-942915AB IDSPub #0187172 7/27/2023 8/3/2023 8/10/2023
NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE
TS No. CA-23-956109-BF
Order No.: 230141141-CAVOI
YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST DATED 6/3/2004.
UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE.
IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. A public auction sale to the highest bidder for cash, cashier’s check drawn on a state or national bank, check drawn by state or federal credit union, or a check drawn by a state or federal savings
unpaid balance and other charges:
$242,863.74 The purported property address is: 2131 ARRIBA PL, ARROYO GRANDE, CA 93420-
5808 Assessor’s Parcel No.: 091193-006 NOTICE TO POTENTIAL
BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NO-
TICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call 916-939-0772 for information regarding the trustee’s sale or visit this internet website http://www.qualityloan.com, using the file number assigned to this foreclosure by the Trustee: CA23-956109-BF. Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the internet website. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale.
NOTICE
TO TENANT: You may have a right to purchase this property after the trustee auction pursuant to Section 2924m of the California Civil Code.
If you are an “eligible tenant buyer,” you can purchase the property if you match the last and highest bid placed at the trustee auction. If you are an “eligible bidder,” you may be able to purchase the property if you exceed the last and highest bid placed at the trustee auction. There are three steps to exercising this right of purchase.
First, 48 hours after the date of the trustee sale, you can call 916-939-0772, or visit this internet website http:// www.qualityloan.com, using the file number assigned to this foreclosure by the Trustee: CA-23-956109-BF to find the date on which the trustee’s sale was held, the amount of the last and highest bid, and the address of the trustee. Second, you must send a written notice of intent to place a bid so that the trustee receives it no more than 15 days after the trustee’s sale. Third, you must submit a bid so that the trustee receives it no more than 45 days after the trustee’s sale. If you think you may qualify as an “eligible tenant buyer” or “eligible bidder,” you should consider contacting an attorney or appropriate real estate professional immediately for advice regarding this potential right to purchase. NOTICE TO PROSPECTIVE OWNER-OCCUPANT: Any prospective owner-occupant as defined in Section 2924m of the California Civil Code who is the last and highest bidder at the trustee’s sale shall provide the required affidavit or declaration of eligibility to the auctioneer at the trustee’s sale or shall have it delivered to QUALITY LOAN SERVICE CORPORATION by 5 p.m. on the next business day following the trustee’s sale at the address set forth in the below signature block. The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the property address or other common designation, if any, shown herein. If no street address or other common designation is shown, directions to the location of the property may be obtained by sending a written request to the beneficiary within 10 days of the date of first publication of this Notice of Sale. If the sale is set aside for any reason, including if the Trustee is unable to convey title, the Purchaser at the sale shall be entitled only to a return of the monies paid to the Trustee. This shall be the Purchaser’s sole and exclusive remedy. The purchaser shall have no further recourse against the Trustor, the Trustee, the Beneficiary, the Beneficiary’s Agent, or the Beneficiary’s Attorney. If you have previously been discharged through bankruptcy, you may have been released of per-
sonal liability for this loan in which case this letter is intended to exercise the note holders right’s against the real property only. Date: QUAL-
ITY LOAN SERVICE CORPORATION
2763 Camino Del Rio S San Diego, CA 92108 619-645-7711 For NON
SALE information only Sale Line: 916-939-0772 Or Login to: http:// www.qualityloan.com Reinstatement Line: (866) 645-7711 Ext 5318 QUALITY LOAN SERVICE CORPORATION . TS No.: CA-23-956109BF IDSPub #0186897 7/20/2023 7/27/2023 8/3/2023
ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME
CASE NUMBER: 23CVP0223
To all interested persons:
Petitioner: Melanie Graham filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRES-
ENT NAME: Isabella Sophia Caspary to PROPOSED NAME: Isabella Sophia Caspary Graham and PRES-
ENT NAME: Sienna Paige Caspary to PROPOSED NAME: Sienna Paige Caspary Graham
THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.
NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: August 30, 2023, Time: 9:30 am, Dept.P2, in person or by zoom at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 901 Park Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times
Date: June 29, 2023
/s/: Tana L. Coates, Judge of the Superior Court August 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2023
Public Notice of Lien Sale Auction:
This notice is given that Buckley Springs Storage, 901 Buckley Road, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401, will sell personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property pursuant to the California Self-Storage Facilities Act. (California Business & Professions Code 21700)
The undersigned will sell at public auction at www.storageauctions. net from August 18, 2023 through August 25, 2023, of contents stored by the following persons and will be sold to the highest bidder:
Carlos Hernandez of San Luis Obispo, CA, unit C204 Clothes, household goods, crutches John Daniels of Morro Bay, CA, unit E434 Tools, clothes, bicycle, household goods
Jason Leal of San Luis Obispo, CA, unit C169 Tools, appliances, air conditioner, household goods
Public sale terms, rules, and regulations will be made available prior to the sale. All sales are subject to cancellation. We reserve the right to refuse any bid. Buyers must secure the units with their own personal locks. To claim tax-exempt status, original RESALE certificates for each space purchased is required. Cash only. August 3 & 10, 2023.
PET PHOTO CONTEST
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AUG. 24SEPT. 18, 2023 PUBLISHED: OCTOBER 19, 2023
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that on Tuesday, August 22, 2023, at 6:00 p.m. or as soon thereafter as possible, the Pismo Beach Planning Commission will hold a public hearing in the Council Chamber at City Hall, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, for the following purpose:
PUBLIC HEARING AGENDA
A. Address: Citywide
Applicant: City of Pismo Beach
Project No.: P18-000116
Description: Continued public hearing for General Plan/Local Coastal Program Update and Final Environmental Impact Report, including Findings of Fact and Statement of Overriding Considerations. The project is within the Coastal Zone and requires certification by the Coastal Commission.
Environmental Review
In accordance with the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA), an Environmental Impact Report was prepared for the project. The Environmental Impact Report provides information regarding the potential environmental impacts of the project and was circulated through the State Clearinghouse for a review period of February 1, 2022, through March 18, 2022 (SCH#: 2021010158).
You have a right to comment on this project and its effect on our community. Interested persons are invited to participate in the hearing or otherwise express their views and opinions regarding the proposed project. Emailed comments may be submitted to planningcommission@pismobeach.org; staff cannot guarantee that emailed comments submitted after the start of the meeting will be given full consideration before action is taken. Written comments may be delivered or mailed to the Community Development Department / Planning Division Office at 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA 93449, prior to the meeting, or hand-delivered during the meeting no later than the comment period for this item. Oral comment may be provided prior to the meeting by calling 805-773-7005 and leaving a voice message. Please state and spell your name and identify your item of interest. Oral comment may also be made during the meeting, either by joining the virtual meeting using the link provided on the agenda document, or by attending the meeting in person in the Council Chamber at City Hall. Please refer to the agenda for this meeting for specific instructions for participation
Staff reports, plans, and other information related to this project are available for public review from the Planning Division Office, by emailing the Community Development Department Administrative Secretary at lchristiansen@pismobeach.org. The meeting agenda and staff report will be available no later than the Friday before the meeting and may be obtained upon request by mail or by visiting www.pismobeach.org/agenda. The Planning Commission meeting will be televised live on Charter Cable Channel 20 and streamed on the City’s website.
PLEASE NOTE:
If you challenge the action taken on this item in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the City of Pismo Beach at, or prior to, the public hearing.
For further information, please contact Lindsay Christiansen, Community Development Department Administrative Secretary, at lchristiansen@pismobeach.org or 805-773-4658
Lindsay Christiansen Administrative Secretary
August 3, 2023
ADMINISTRATIVE ACTIONS
Applications to make minor changes to the properties at the addresses listed below have been received by the City.
1. 1700 Palm St. DIR-0378-2023; Review of a safe parking facility that includes the temporary closure of a portion of Palm Street adjacent to the SLO Veteran’s Hall, that provides individuals and families experiencing homelessness a safe place to temporarily park a vehicle overnight to facilitate the transition to permanent housing. Project is categorically exempt from environmental review (CEQA); C-T Zone; CAPSLO, applicant.
(Kyle Bell)
2. 100 Madonna Rd. DIR-0302-2023; A Temporary Use Permit to allow a musical event (RnB Rewind) at Madonna Meadows. The event is scheduled to take place on August 26th between 12:00 pm and 8:00 pm, with an expected attendance of 3,000 to 5,000 persons (categorically exempt from CEQA environmental review); C/OS-20, C-T, and C-T-S Zones; 805 Concerts LLC, applicant. (Walter Oetzell)
3. 161 Broad St. ARCH-0081-2023; Review of a proposed new 9,642-square-foot single-family residence and 1,028-squarefoot accessory dwelling unit in the Special Considerations (S) Overlay zone. The project also proposes demolition of the existing single-family residence and four accessory structures. This project is categorically exempt from environmental review; C/OS-S-20 Zone; Jon Couch, applicant. (Rachel Cohen)
4. 3340 Johnson Ave. DIR-0213-2021; Request for a setback exception to allow an existing 13-foot-tall accessory shed structure located along the interior side property line where 6 feet is the standard setback. This project is categorically exempt from environmental review (CEQA); R-1 Zone; Hong Cao, applicant. (Rachel Cohen)
5. 339 Patricia Dr. DIR-0294-2023; Request for reduction of the front setback to accommodate two unenclosed required on-site parking spaces in the driveway of a single-family residence. This project is categorically exempt from environmental review; R-1 Zone; Nicki Crawford, applicant. (Rachel Cohen)
6. 23 Chorro St. HOME-0315-2023; Review of a homestay rental application to allow short-term rental (such as AirBNB) of an owner-occupied residential unit. This project is categorically exempt from environmental review; R-1 Zone; Eric Culbert, applicant. (Rachel Cohen)
7. 254 La Canada Dr. HOME-0316-2023; Review of a homestay rental application to allow short-term rental (such as AirBNB) of an owner-occupied residential unit. This project is categorically exempt from environmental review; R-1 Zone; Michael Lim, applicant. (Rachel Cohen)
8. 654 Mountain View St. DIR-0292-2023; Review of tandem parking for an addition to a single-family residence. This project is categorically exempt from environmental review. R-1 Zone; Sean Bolduan, applicant. (Owen Goode)
The Community Development Director will either approve or deny these applications no sooner than August 14, 2023.
The Director’s decision may be appealed, and must be filed with the appropriate appeal fee within 10 days of the Director’s action. For more information, contact the City of San Luis Obispo Community Development Department, 919 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401, by calling (805) 781-7170, weekdays, 8 a.m. - 3 p.m.
August 3, 2023
NOTICE OF RIGHT TO CLAIM EXCESS PROCEEDS FROM THE SALE OF TAX DEFAULTED PROPERTY (PARTIES OF INTEREST)
Excess proceeds have resulted from the May 15, 2023, sale of tax defaulted properties listed in this notice. Parties of interest, as defined by California Revenue and Taxation Code section 4675, are entitled to claim the excess proceeds. The Tax Collector has been unable to obtain a valid mailing address for the Parties of Interest listed below.
All claims must be in writing and must contain sufficient information and proof to establish a claimant’s right to all or any part of the excess proceeds. Claims filed with the county more than one year after recordation of the tax collector’s deed to the purchaser on May 24, 2023, cannot be considered. Claim forms and information regarding filing procedures may be obtained at the San Luis Obispo County Tax Collector’s Office, 1055 Monterey St., Rm. D290, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408, or by calling (805) 781-5836 between 8:00 a.m. – 5:00 p.m., Monday through Friday.
Assessor’s Parcel No.: 019,181,044
Property Address: 3650 SHIMMIN CANYON RD NCSHCA
Parties of Interest: Evelyn Cabbiness and Rudolf W. North
Assessor’s Parcel No.: 019,181,058
Property Address: 3820 GRUENHAGEN FLAT NCSHCA
Parties of Interest: Rudolph W. North
Assessor’s Parcel No.: 019,181,058
Property Address: 3820 GRUENHAGEN FLAT NCSHCA
Parties of Interest: Trantow Family Disclaimer Trust dated 6/22/2009, Betty L Trantow, Trustee
Assessor’s Parcel No.: 019,181,058
Property Address: 3820
COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DEPARTMENT OF PLANNING & BUILDING NOTICE OF TENTATIVE ACTION / PUBLIC HEARING
WHO County of San Luis Obispo Planning Department Hearing
WHEN Friday, August 18, 2023 at 09:00 AM. All items are advertised for 09:00 AM. To verify agenda placement, please call the Department of Planning & Building at (805) 781-5600.
WHAT A hearing to consider a Minor Use Permit by Rex Hendrix to allow Temporary Events on the project site in accordance with County Code Section 22.30.610. The events program is for up to 40 events per year with a maximum of 250 people (including attendees and employees) per event. The requested event program reflects historical and on-going event activities that occur on the property. The applicant is requesting a phased operation consisting of two phases. Phase 1 will consist of events occurring in multiple outdoor areas on the property totaling +/- 3 acres (1% of property). In Phase 2, will consist of events occurring within an existing 2,712 square feet barn currently being permitted (PMT2004-00377) to meet “A” Assembly Building Code occupancy. The request includes an allowance for events to occur for more than four consecutive weekends per County Code Section 22.3.610.B. The project is located in the North County Planning area within the Salinas River Sub- area at 7075 Via Spanish Oaks, Santa Margarita.
Also to be considered is the determination that this project is categorically exempt from environmental review under CEQA.
County File Number: N-DRC2022-00026
Supervisorial District: District 5 Assessor Parcel Number(s): 070-093-017, -019, -020
Date Accepted: 08/05/2022
WHERE Virtual meeting via Zoom platform.
Instructions on how to view and participate in the meeting remotely and provide public comment will be included in the published meeting Agenda and are posted on the Department’s webpage at:https://www.slocounty.ca.gov/Departments/Planning-Building/ Grid-Items/Meetings,-Hearings,-Agendas,-and-Minutes/PlanningDepartment-Hearing-(PDH)-Virtual-Meeting-.aspx.
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION
A copy of the staff report will be made available on the Planning Department website at www.sloplanning.org. You may also contact Elizabeth Moreno, Project Manager, in the Department of Planning and Building at the address below or by telephone at 805-781-5721.
TO REQUEST A PUBLIC HEARING
This matter is tentatively scheduled to appear on the consent agenda, which means that it and any other items on the consent agenda can be acted upon by the hearing officer with a single motion. An applicant or interested party may request a public hearing on this matter. To do so, send a letter to this office at the address below or send an email to pdh@co.slo.ca.us by Friday, August 11, 2023 at 4:30 PM. The letter or email must include the language “I would like to request a hearing on N-DRC2022-00026.”
If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing.
Corla Wade, Secretary Planning Department Hearing
August 3, 2023
FIRE STATION 1 FLEET MAINTENANCE ROOF, SPEC. NO. 2000075-5.01
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT the City of San Luis Obispo will receive bids by mail for the “FIRE STATION 1 FLEET MAINTENANCE ROOF, Spec. No. 2000075-5.01” at the Public Works Administration Office located at 919 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 until, THURSDAY, AUGUST 24, 2023, at 11:00 A.M., when they will be publicly opened.
Bids received after said time will not be considered. Bids shall be submitted in a sealed envelope plainly marked with the project title, contractor name, address, and specification number.
The Contractor must possess a valid Class B or Class C39 Contractor’s License at the time of the bid opening. Every bid must be accompanied by a certified check/cashier’s check or bidder’s bond for 10% of the bid amount, payable to the City of San Luis Obispo.
Download FREE at the City’s website: www.SloCity.orgBid packages under Bids & Proposals. Questions may be addressed to Nathan Garcia Nava, Project Manager, at 805-783-7865 or ngarcian@slocity.org
August 3, 2023
TANK FARM LIFT STATION DISCHARGE PIPE REPLACEMENT SPEC. NO. 2001050
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT the City of San Luis Obispo will receive bids by mail for the “Tank Farm Lift Station Discharge Pipe Replacement, Spec. No. 2001050” at the Public Works Administration Office located at 919 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 until, THURSDAY, AUGUST 31, 2023, at 11:00 A.M., when they will be publicly opened.
Bids received after said time will not be considered. Bids shall be submitted in a sealed envelope plainly marked with the project title, contractor name, address, and specification number.
The Contractor must possess a valid Class A Contractor’s License at the time of the bid opening. Every bid must be accompanied by a certified check/cashier’s check or bidder’s bond for 10% of the bid amount, payable to the City of San Luis Obispo.
Download FREE at the City’s website: www.SloCity.orgBid packages under Bids & Proposals. Questions may be addressed to Hai Nguyen, Project Manager, at 805-781-7108 or hnguyen@slocity.org.
August 3, 2023
SAN LUIS COASTAL UNIFIED SCHOOL DISTRICT
Notice is hereby given that the San Luis Coastal Unified School District acting by and through its Board of Education will receive Statements of Qualifications (“SOQs”) up to but no later than Wednesday, August 16, 2023 at 10:00:00
A.M. for a Request for Qualifications to Provide Design-Build Services for Portable and Modular Classrooms
WHAT A request by Jean-Paul Cane for a Minor Use Permit/Coastal Development Permit (DRC2021-00067) to allow for the construction of a two-story 4,928-square-foot single-family residence with an attached 1,011-square-foot three-car garage, 210 square feet of mechanical space, 13,000 square feet of decks and patios, and ancillary site improvements. The project would result in ground disturbance over the entire 20,036-square-foot parcel. The project is in the Residential Single Family land use category, located at 286 San Leandro Court within the community of Los Osos. The site is in the Estero Planning Area. Also to be considered is the environmental determination and approval of the Environmental Document prepared for the item. The Environmental Coordinator found that the previously adopted Mitigated Negative Declaration (SCH 2014021005, SLO County adopted March 21, 2014) is adequate for the purposes of compliance with CEQA. Per State CEQA Guidelines (Sec. 15164(a), Sec. 15162) an Addendum to the adopted Mitigated Negative Declaration was prepared as the following conditions apply: 1) only minor technical changes or additions are necessary; 2) no substantial changes have been made or occurred that would require major revisions to the Mitigated Negative Declaration due to either new significant effects or substantial increases in the severity of previously identified significant effects; 3) substantial changes have not occurred with respect to the circumstances under which the project is undertaken; and 4) no new information of substantial importance which was not known or could not have been known at the time of the adopted Mitigated Negative Declaration has been identified. No new mitigation measures have been proposed.
County File Number: DRC2021-00067
Supervisorial District: District 2 Assessor Parcel Number(s): 074-483-025
Date Accepted: 11/26/2021
WHERE Virtual meeting via Zoom platform. Instructions on how to view and participate in the meeting remotely and provide public comment will be included in the published meeting Agenda and are posted on the Department’s webpage at: https://www.slocounty.ca.gov/Departments/ Planning-Building/Grid-Items/Meetings,-Hearings,-Agendas,-and-Minutes/ Planning-Department-Hearing-(PDH)-Virtual-Meeting-.aspx.
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION
A copy of the staff report will be made available on the Planning Department website at www.sloplanning.org You may also contact Schani Siong, Project Manager, in the Department of Planning and Building at the address below or by telephone at 805-781-4374.
TO REQUEST A PUBLIC HEARING
This matter is tentatively scheduled to appear on the consent agenda, which means that it and any other items on the consent agenda can be acted upon by the hearing officer with a single motion. An applicant or interested party may request a public hearing on this matter. To do so, send a letter to
The Statements of Qualifications shall be received in the San Luis Coastal Unified School District Facilities Office located at 937 Southwood Drive, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. Questions regarding RFQ #316 for Design-Build Services for Portable and Modular Classrooms may be directed in writing only to the Facilities Analyst, Kelly Lee, at klee@slcusd.org, and must be submitted no later than August 9, 2023 at 10:00 A.M.
Project documents are available at the San Luis Coastal Online Planroom at www.asapreprographics.com.
Kelly Lee
Facilities Analyst
San Luis Coastal Unified School District
August 3, 2023
NOTICE OF ELECTION
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that a general election is scheduled to be held in SHANDON-SAN JUAN WATER DISTRICT (“District”) on November 7, 2023 for the office of Director. There are three four-year terms to be filled. To be qualified, a candidate must be over the age of 18 years and either a holder of title to land within the District or the legal representative of a holder of title to land within the District.
Official declaration of candidacy forms for eligible candidates desiring to file for these offices may be obtained from the office of the Secretary of the District, 365 Truesdale, Shandon, California, 93461. The forms are available beginning July 17, 2023 and must be filed in the District office no later than August 11, 2023, at 5:00 p.m. This election shall be at large, rather than by divisions.
Appointment to each elective office will be made as prescribed by Section 10515 of the Elections Code in the event there are no nominees or an insufficient number of nominees for such office and a petition for an election is not filed within the time prescribed by Section 10515 of the Elections Code.
Anyone desiring further information regarding filing for these elective district offices should contact the District at 805-451-0841. SHANDON-SAN JUAN WATER DISTRICT
/s/Stephanie Bertoux, Secretary of the Board of Directors August 3, 2023
DEPARTMENT
PLANNING
BUILDING NOTICE OF TENTATIVE ACTION / PUBLIC HEARING WHO County of San Luis Obispo Planning Department Hearing WHEN Friday, August 18, 2023 at 09:00 AM. All items are advertised for 09:00 AM. To verify agenda placement, please call the Department of
COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO
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Planning & Building at (805) 781-5600.
this office at the address below or send an email to pdh@co.slo.ca.us by Friday, August 11, 2023 at 4:30 PM The letter or email must include the language “I would like to request a hearing on DRC2021-00067.” If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing. COASTAL APPEALABLE If the County approves this project, that action may be eligible for appeal to the California Coastal Commission. An applicant or aggrieved party may appeal to the Coastal Commission only after all possible local appeals have been exhausted pursuant to Coastal Zone Land Use Ordinance Section 23.01.043(b). Local appeals must be filed using the required Planning Department form as provided by Coastal Zone Land Use Ordinance Section 23.01.042(a)(1). Corla Wade, Secretary Planning Department Hearing August 3, 2023
GRUENHAGEN FLAT NCSHCA Parties of Interest: Thorpe Family Trust, dated 9/9/2003, Lee Thorpe & Marvis Thorpe, Trustees Assessor’s Parcel No.: 034,451,009 Property Address: SB PTN RHO ASUN ATAS & ADJ LDS LT 75 Parties of Interest: Aleen Haydock Cotta Living Trust, dated 1/5/94, Aleen Haydock Cotta, Trustee Assessor’s Parcel No.: 034,451,009 Property Address: SB PTN RHO ASUN ATAS & ADJ LDS LT 75 Parties of Interest Melvin C. Cotta Living Trust, dated 06/15/ 1998, Melvin C. Cotta, Trustee I certify under penalty of perjury that the foregoing is true and correct. Executed at San Luis Obispo, San Luis Obispo County, California, on July 27, 2023. /s/ James W. Hamilton, CPA, San Luis Obispo County Tax Collector Published in the New Times on July 27, 2023, August 3, and August 10, 2023.
PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE 34 • New Times • August 3 - August 10, 2023 • www.newtimesslo.com
NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING OF TEMPLETON COMMUNITY SERVICES DISTRICT
REGARDING AMENDING THE MASTER SCHEDULE OF FEES AND CHARGES
The Templeton Community Services District will conduct a public hearing on Tuesday, September 5, 2023, beginning at 7:00 p.m. to consider amending the Master Fee Schedule to increase the District Facility Rentals Fees in an effort to offset the increased rates in utility fees that come along with hosting outside meetings and events, an increase in Meter Fees based on updated meter costs, fittings, and the labor required to set the new or upsized meters, and an increase in Out-of-District Youth Sports Fees for participants that live outside of both the Templeton District boundaries and the Templeton School District boundaries.
PUBLIC PARTICIPATION: THE BOARD ROOM WILL NOW BE OPEN TO PUBLIC THAT WISH TO ATTEND MEETINGS IN-PERSON; HOWEVER, MEETINGS WILL CONTINUE TO BE AVAILABLE BY TELECONFERENCE OR BY VISITING THE LINK BELOW.
All interested parties are invited to join the meeting inperson, or call in via Zoom to participate in the hearing, provide comments, or be heard:
Public Call in # to Participate is as follows:
ZOOM Phone #: 1-669-900-6833
Meeting ID: 810 9475 6393
Passcode: 828609
Or Join the Zoom Meeting at: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/81094756393?pwd=NVJlczJyS
mNpVDROTjgrdS8vVHIzQT09
At the public hearing on Tuesday, September 5, 2023, the District will consider any and all comments and objections to the amendment to the Master Schedule of Fees. Any questions regarding the information in this notice may be directed to the District Office District, at (805) 434-4900.
OTHER PUBLIC COMMENT OPTIONS: The public may also provide comment via e-mail or letters that will be distributed to the Board of Directors. E-mails may be sent to the Board Clerk at boardclerk@templetoncsd.org
Letters may be mailed to the District Office at P.O. Box 780, Templeton, CA 93465. Letters may also be droppedoff at the District’s Drop-Box located outside the District Office at 420 Crocker Street, Templeton. People may also call the District Office at (805) 434-4900 to leave a message concerning items on the agenda. Public input using one of these methods must be received by Tuesday, September 5, 2023 by 3:00 p.m.
August 3, 2023
NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING OF TEMPLETON COMMUNITY SERVICES DISTRICT REGARDING ADJUSTMENTS TO THE FIRE AND EMERGENCY SERVICES DEVELOPMENT IMPACT FEES
The Templeton Community Services District will conduct a public hearing on Tuesday, September 5, 2023, beginning at 7:00 p.m. to consider proposed adjustments to the fire development impact fees (DIFs). DIFs are one-time fees paid by new development for facilities, assets and infrastructure costs. Please visit the following link to view a presentation that outlines the proposed fees: https://templetoncsd.org/DocumentCenter/View/1746/ Fire-Impact-Fee-71823
PUBLIC PARTICIPATION: THE BOARD ROOM WILL NOW BE OPEN TO PUBLIC THAT WISH TO ATTEND MEETINGS IN-PERSON; HOWEVER, MEETINGS WILL CONTINUE TO BE AVAILABLE BY TELECONFERENCE OR BY VISITING THE LINK BELOW.
All interested parties are invited to join the meeting inperson, or call in via Zoom to participate in the hearing, provide comments, or be heard:
Public Call in # to Participate is as follows:
ZOOM Phone #: 1-669-900-6833
Meeting ID: 810 9475 6393
Passcode: 828609
Or Join the Zoom Meeting at: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/81094756393?pwd=NVJlczJyS mNpVDROTjgrdS8vVHIzQT09
At the public hearing on Tuesday, September 5, 2023, the District will consider any and all comments and objections to the proposed Development Impact Fees. Any questions regarding the information in this notice may be directed to the District Office District, at (805) 434-4900.
OTHER PUBLIC COMMENT OPTIONS: The public may also provide comment via e-mail or letters that will be distributed to the Board of Directors. E-mails may be sent to the Board Clerk at boardclerk@templetoncsd.org
Letters may be mailed to the District Office at P.O. Box 780, Templeton, CA 93465. Letters may also be droppedoff at the District’s Drop-Box located outside the District Office at 420 Crocker Street, Templeton. People may also call the District Office at (805) 434-4900 to leave a message concerning items on the agenda. Public input using one of these methods must be received by Tuesday, September 5, 2023 by 3:00 p.m.
Notice is hereby given that the San Luis Coastal Unified School District acting by and through its Board of Education will receive bids up to, but not later than 10:00:00 a.m. Thursday, August 24, 2023, for Bid #315 Measure C-22 Districtwide Fencing Project
A mandatory pre-bid informational meeting will be held on Monday, August 7, 2023, at 9:00:00 a.m. The meeting will begin at the Bellevue Santa Fe School Charter School located at 1401 San Luis Bay Drive, San Luis Obispo, and will continue with site visits to the following schools: Los Ranchos Elementary, C.L Smith Elementary, Laguna Middle, Los Osos Middle, Teach Elementary, and Sinsheimer Elementary. Failure to attend will render the bid non-responsive and subject to rejection by the District.
Proposals shall be received in the Facilities Office, San Luis Coastal Unified, 937 Southwood Drive, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. Questions regarding Bid #315 may be directed in writing only to the Facilities Analyst, Kelly Lee, at klee@slcusd.org, and must be submitted no later than 2:00 p.m. Tuesday, August 15, 2023.
Project documents are available at the San Luis Coastal Online Planroom at www.asapreprographics.com.
The District reserves the right to reject any or all proposals, or accept or reject any one or more items of a proposal, or to waive any irregularities or informalities in the proposals.
Kelly Lee
Facilities Analyst
San Luis Coastal Unified School District
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ARIES
(March 21-April 19): Emotions are not inconvenient distractions from reason and logic. They are key to the rigorous functioning of our rational minds. Neurologist Antonio Damasio proved this conclusively in his book Descartes’ Error: Emotion, Reason, and the Human Brain. The French philosopher’s famous formula—”I think, therefore I am”—offers an inadequate suggestion about how our intelligence works best. This is always true, but it will be especially crucial for you to keep in mind during the coming weeks. Here’s your mantra, courtesy of another French philosopher, Blaise Pascal: “The heart has its reasons, which reason does not know.”
TAURUS
(April 20-May 20): The famous Taurus TV star Jay Leno once did a good deed for me. I was driving my Honda Accord on a freeway in Los Angeles when he drove up beside me in his classic Lamborghini. Using hand signals, he conveyed to me the fact that my trunk was open, and stuff was flying out. I waved in a gesture of thanks and pulled over onto the shoulder. I found that two books and a sweater were missing, but my laptop and briefcase remained. Hooray for Jay! In that spirit, Taurus, and in accordance with current astrological omens, I invite you to go out of your way to help and support strangers and friends alike. I believe it will lead to unexpected benefits.
GEMINI
(May 21-June 20): “Did you learn how to think or how to believe?”
When my friend Amelie was 9 years old, her father teased her with this query upon her return home from a day at school. It was a pivotal moment in her life. She began to develop an eagerness to question all she was told and taught. She cultivated a rebellious curiosity that kept her in a chronic state of delighted fascination. Being bored became virtually impossible. The whole world was her classroom. Can you guess her sign? Gemini! I invite you to make her your role model in the coming weeks.
CANCER
(June 21-July 22): In the coming weeks, I advise you not to wear garments like a transparent Gianfranco Ferre black mesh shirt with a faux-tiger fur vest and a coral-snake jacket that shimmers with bright harlequin hues. Why? Because you will have most success by being down-to-earth, straightforward, and in service to the fundamentals. I’m not implying you should be demure and reserved, however. On the contrary: I hope you will be bold and vivid as you present yourself with simple grace and lucid authenticity.
LEO
(July 23-Aug. 22): In 1811, Leo scientist Amedeo Avogadro (17761856) formulated a previously unknown principle about the properties of molecules. Unfortunately, his revolutionary idea wasn’t acknowledged and implemented until 1911, 100 years later. Today his well-proven theory is called Avogadro’s law. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, Leo, you will experience your equivalent of his 1911 event in the coming months. You will receive your proper due. Your potential contributions will no longer be mere potential. Congratulations in advance!
VIRGO
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Israeli poet Yona Wallach mourned the fact that her soul felt far too big for her, as if she were always wearing the clothes of a giant on her small body. I suspect you may be experiencing a comparable feeling right now, Virgo. If so, what can you do about it? The solution is not to shrink your soul. Instead, I hope you will expand your sense of who you are so your soul fits better. How might you do that? Here’s a suggestion to get you started: Spend time summoning memories from throughout your past. Watch the story of your life unfurl like a movie.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Nineteenth-century Libran physician James Salisbury had strong ideas about the proper ingredients of a healthy diet. Vegetables were toxic, he believed. He created
Salisbury steak, a dish made of ground beef and onions, and advised everyone to eat it three times a day. Best to wash it down with copious amounts of hot water and coffee, he said. I bring his kooky ideas to your attention in hopes of inspiring you to purge all bunkum and nonsense from your life—not just in relation to health issues, but everything. It’s a favorable time to find out what’s genuinely good and true for you. Do the necessary research and investigation.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “I’m amazed that anyone gets along!” marvels self-help author Sark. She says it’s astonishing that love ever works at all, given our “idiosyncrasies, unconscious projections, re-stimulations from the past, and the relationship history of our partners.” I share her wonderment. On the other hand, I am optimistic about your chances to cultivate interesting intimacy during the coming months. From an astrological perspective, you are primed to be extra wise and lucky about togetherness. If you send out a big welcome for the lessons of affection, collaboration, and synergy, those lessons will come in abundance.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Please don’t make any of the following statements in the next three weeks: 1. “I took a shower with my clothes on.” 2. “I prefer to work on solving a trivial little problem rather than an interesting dilemma that means a lot to me.” 3. “I regard melancholy as a noble emotion that inspires my best work.” On the other hand, Sagittarius, I invite you to make declarations like the following: 1. “I will not run away from the prospect of greater intimacy—even if it’s scary to get closer to a person I care for.” 2. “I will have fun exploring the possibilities of achieving more liberty and justice for myself.” 3. “I will seek to learn interesting new truths about life from people who are unlike me.”
CAPRICORN
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Champions of the capitalist faith celebrate the fact that we consumers have more than 100,000 brand names we can purchase. They say it’s proof of our marvelous freedom of choice. Here’s how I respond to their cheerleading: Yeah, I guess we should be glad we have the privilege of deciding which of 50 kinds of shampoo is best for us. But I also want to suggest that the profusion of these relatively inconsequential options may distract us from the fact that certain of our other choices are more limited. In the coming weeks, Capricorn, I invite you to ruminate about how you can expand your array of more important choices.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): My best friend in college was an Aquarius, as is my favorite cousin. Two ex-girlfriends are Aquarians, and so was my dad. The talented singer with whom I sang duets for years was an Aquarius. So I have intimate knowledge of the Aquarian nature. And in honor of your unbirthday—the time halfway between your last birthday and your next—I will tell you what I love most about you. No human is totally comfortable with change, but you are more so than others. To my delight, you are inclined to ignore the rule books and think differently. Is anyone better than you at coordinating your energies with a group’s? I don’t think so. And you’re eager to see the big picture, which means you’re less likely to get distracted by minor imperfections and transitory frustrations. Finally, you have a knack for seeing patterns that others find hard to discern. I adore you!
PISCES
(Feb. 19-March 20): Is the first sip always the best? Do you inevitably draw the most vivid enjoyment from the initial swig of coffee or beer? Similarly, are the first few bites of food the most delectable, and after that your taste buds get diminishing returns? Maybe these descriptions are often accurate, but I believe they will be less so for you in the coming weeks. There’s a good chance that flavors will be best later in the drink or the meal. And that is a good metaphor for other activities, as well. The further you go into every experience, the greater the pleasure and satisfaction will be—and the more interesting the learning. ∆
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