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It began with Pong Star power, working princesses, street fights—New Times presents all of this and more as we unveil the winners of our 26th Annual Best of SLO County readers poll. We’ve created a one-stop cheat sheet to direct stalwart locals on their quest to discover and utilize the best businesses and services in the realm—or SLO County. Dine out in style with your favorite videogame couple, or gobble your grub Pac-Man style, with insight into the best eats around the county [6]. Activate your invincibility star and dive headlong into the After Hours scene with some menacing—depending on your perspective— StreetFighters (though we encourage you to enjoy the various bars and lounges peaceably, practicing the way of the open palm rather than that of the closed fist). (Jade Empire, folks. I know it’s not quite an oldie, but it is certainly a goodie) [28]. Draw inspiration from Tetris as you allow the various stars of the arts and entertainment community to fall snugly into place in your datebook. I’m not sure which shape best befits a local playhouse—perhaps the versatile “z,” which can easily denote comedy or tragedy depending on how the game is going [39]. Try to keep up with Sonic as he burns money (or rings, in his case) at various local stores. There’s a good chance he’ll stop off at a local shoe store—footwear is his trademark, after all—or possibly a jewelry purveyor looking to recover some of those lost rings [47]. Take a relaxing me day with Link as he indulges in a pedicure to give his feet a break from his wandering ways. There’s a good chance it’s not his final stop of the day; he may be taking trusty steed Epona through the car wash [57]. Or Get Out on a nice, non-combative hike with Donkey Kong and Princess … and that snotty little plumber who can’t seem to leave them alone [69]. And get swept up in Community Watch to help keep tabs on your public heroes and villains [75]. Here we go!

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BEST ATASCADERO RESTAURANT

In-N-Out Burger

6000 Sa n a n S e l mo Roa d, ata Sc a d e Ro

Just like bonuses and other secrets hidden in Super Mario Bros. games, In-N-Out features a notso-secret secret menu for those in the know. Not everyone who takes advantage of the easy-on, easy-off Highway 101 location of Atascadero’s Best Restaurant wants to order from the limited menu posted at In-N-Out, featuring hamburgers, cheeseburgers, fries, and shakes. The secret menu also offers extra patties, extra cheese, chopped chiles, mustard-grilled patties, even root beer floats. And don’t forget the popular “animal style,” with grilled onions added to your burger or to your fries.

Wonder if Mario knows there’s even a rumored “gorilla style” burger?

—Kathy Johnston runner-up: Sylvester ’ s Burgers

built—way before the invention of video games—back in 1927. Their menu offers something for everyone, for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and you can dine inside or alfresco. How about a create-your-own breakfast omelet? Or a giant Belgian waffle? Are you hearing Pac-Man smacking his lips? Six cuts of steak, an oak pit grill, local king salmon and other seafood, wines by the glass or bottle, a variety of specialty appetizers, fresh salads, desserts … and the adjoining building, housing Mr. Rick’s, regularly provides live music if you need to dance off those calories.

—Kathy runner-up: Olde Port Inn BEST CAMBRIA RESTAURANT

Robin ’ s Restaurant 4095 Bu Rto n d R iv e , c a m B R ia

BEST ARROYO GRANDE RESTAURANT

Alphy ’ s Broiler

134 W e S t B R a n c h S t., a R Royo GR a n d e

Pauline escaped Donkey Kong but dropped her umbrella. Fortunately, her favorite Arroyo Grande restaurant has umbrellas to spare. Any day, you’ll find Pauline and lots of loyal locals dining on Alphy’s enormous umbrella-filled patio, devouring the specialty breakfast items, delicious salads, popular pulled pork, and some of the best ahi fish tacos around—all made from scratch!

Even the lemonade is homemade. And the prices can’t be beat! Now if only Pauline could find her purse. Where’s boyfriend Mario when she needs him?

—Wendy Thies Sell runner-up: Rooster Creek Tavern BEST AVILA BEACH RESTAURANT

The Old Custom House 404 FRo nt S t., avi l a B e ac h

Just a few steps away from the beach is the sand-free dining experience offered by the Old Custom House, an Avila Beach institution ever since the original Custom House was

Robin’s Restaurant started years ago as a lunchroom in the back of a small health food store, an origin story that still influences its delicious offerings. Robin and Shanny Covey strive to bring flavors from all over the world to the Central Coast, and the food is served up in a historic adobe house with a spacious garden setting and rustic nooks. Their selection of vegetarian dishes is the biggest and best around, and they don’t need meat to make them taste like a little plate of heaven.

—Nick Powell runner-up: Linn ’ s Restaurant BEST CAYUCOS RESTAURANT

Hoppe ’ s Garden Bistro and Wine Bar 78 n . oc e a n av e ., c ay uc oS

Ever wonder what happens to those pixilated ducks after they’ve been zapped with that little orange controller and snatched up by that jerk dog that laughs every time you miss, mocking you with his big teeth and floppy ears, like a jerk, in the classic Duck Hunt? Well, the fine cooks at Hoppe’s Garden Bistro and Wine Bar season those little birds, roast them, and serve them up with butternut squash. They specialize in five-star cuisine and are known across the coast as the best bistro on the beach. Head up Highway 1, and grab a glass of their fine wine. We’re toasting

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the fact that it’s been a whole heap of dog years since 1984. Who’s laughing now?

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runner-up: Cass House BEST GROVER BEACH RESTAURANT

AJ Spurs

1760 E l C a m i n o R E a l , G Rov E R B E aC h

If you’ve worked up a hearty appetite—one worthy of Bowser, the villainous turtle-shelled King Koopa—readers say there’s only one place in Grover Beach that will do the job: AJ Spurs.

Amble past the buffalo and mountain goat to take your seat in a booth. Your server brings over AJ Spurs’ famous Vaquero soup with salsa and beans to mix in. Bowser always orders his baconwrapped filet mignon, Twin Peaks Oscar-style, served with garlic bread and AJ Spuds in an iron skillet. And even an evil, horned turtle enjoys a root beer float for dessert.

—Wendy runner-up: Station Grill BEST LOS OSOS/BAYWOOD PARK RESTAURANT

Noi ’ s Little Thai Takeout 1288 2 n d S t., loS oSoS

Heavenly smells waft around the tiny cottage that houses a hidden treasure in Los Osos/Baywood Park, the sizzling woks at Noi’s Thai Takeout. Walk in the front door and you’re just a few steps from the kitchen where Noi Miner cooks up the exotic rice and noodle dishes she learned from her mother in Thailand, such as pad kee mow and pad prik king. “It’s popular because people see us cooking and feel like they’re in somebody’s kitchen,” says Noi. “Your soul shows in your food.” From the restaurant’s humble beginnings in 1994, these days “it’s on like Donkey Kong!” There’s now an additional building out back for dining, a Thai-inspired temple, lovely landscaping, and extensive free parking.

—Kathy runner-up: Sylvester ’ s Burgers

SIGn OF QuALITY Locals looking for authentic south-of-the-border flavor voted Pepe Delagado’s this area’s Best Mexican Restaurant.

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BEST MORRO BAY RESTAURANT

Windows on the Water 699 Em ba rc a d E ro, mo r ro bay

Executive Chef Neil Smith feels sorry for Pac-Man, who doesn’t stop to see, smell, or perhaps even taste what he eats, let alone appreciate the view. At Windows on the Water, Smith creates exquisite original art on every plate. The beauty goes beyond skin deep, with the chef focused on using only the finest sustainable, organic, local produce and protein for his edible art. He selects seafood based on the guidelines of the Seafood Watch program of Monterey Bay Aquarium. The meat is humanely raised, such as Hearst Ranch grass-fed free-range beef. And the market-driven menu is printed daily, depending on what’s available. “People like the quality,” says Smith. “And you can’t beat the view.” —Kathy runner-up: Taco Temple BEST NIPOMO RESTAURANT

Jocko ’ s Steak House

125 N o rth th om pso N av E ., N i p omo

When the ravenous couple—Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man—is feeling low on iron from munching too many dots and fruit, they can head to Jocko’s Steak House in Nipomo. They’ll learn what the locals know: that the Santa Maria-style Large Spencer at Jocko’s packs a punch! Waca, waca, waca, waca … They can wink at fellow diner, college track and field superstar Jordan Hasay, who names Jocko’s as her favorite local restaurant, too. She always orders the filet mignon. So whether you’re chomping through a maze or breaking cross-country records, locals say to slow down and stop in Nipomo for the best steak of your life.

—Wendy runner-up: Adelina ’ s Bistro BEST PISMO BEACH RESTAURANT

Giuseppe ’ s Cucina Italiana

891 pr ic E s t., pi smo b E ac h

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kind Mama Mario used to make in Mushroom Kingdom, they visit their cousin Giuseppe at his crowdpleasing Giuseppe’s Cucina Italiana in Pismo Beach. Mario and Luigi take off their red and green caps and make themselves comfortable in a corner booth, order the house wine—made by Giuseppe DiFronzo himself—and gobble up the Vincenzo pizza: wood-fired, covered in roasted peppers, prosciutto, caramelized onions, and their favorite: mushrooms. After devouring Giuseppe’s tiramisu, too, they hop back on their Vespa parked in front, and drive back happy to the arcade.

—Wendy runner-up: Rosa ’ s Ristorante Italiano BEST OCEANO RESTAURANT

Old Juan ’ s Cantina

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When John “Old Juan” Verdin opened his restaurant 35 years ago, he offered family hospitality, good food, and good service. That philosophy hasn’t changed after all these years, and remains the same now that it’s run by his daughter Eva and his son Adam. According to manager Joseph Morales: “We’ve always focused on good food and good service. We’ve had the same servers and cooks here over 20 years.” Morales started there as a busser and moved on to get experience in managing other restaurants. Six year later, he returned home to be part of Old Juan’s “family,” and he treats guests like family, too, as if they’re visiting the Verdin home.

—Kathy Marcks Hardesty runner-up: Rock & Roll Diner BEST PASO ROBLES RESTAURANT

Artisan

1401 pa r k s t., pa so ro b l E s

Every plate is a delicious artistic creation at aptly named Artisan, where the owners—brothers Mike (general manager) and Chris (executive chef) Kobayashi—take pride in finding the freshest local ingredients around. Chris is even learning to farm his own vegetables to serve at Paso Robles’ best restaurant. Sustainability is key, says Mike, and whether it’s organically grown local produce or locally harvested fish, people are paying more attention to what’s on their plate. Like old-school video games, Artisan has an old-school simplicity behind it—although, as Mike points

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Novo

726 H i gu e r a S t., S LO

If you ask around SLO Town, you’ll find everybody seems to have a different take on why Novo is regularly voted Best SLO Restaurant. The menu is unique, the martinis are tasty, and the atmosphere is simply the best in town. The overwhelming consensus is that there just isn’t any other restaurant like it; it’s hard to pin down. One regular called it “casually upscale, just like SLO.” Maybe that’s why our readers have consistently identified with Novo for the past six years. I’m likely preaching to the choir here, but bring the family for a classy creekside meal in the back patio, or drop in for cocktails and the best people-watching spot in town at the front window.

—Matt Fountain runner-up: Ciopinot BEST SANTA MARGARITA RESTAURANT

The Range

22317 e L C a m i n O r e a L , Sa nta m a rga r ita

With its retro Western music and decor, super-friendly staff, and relaxed atmosphere, the Range is quintessentially Santa Margaritan. Stir in chef/owner Jeff Jackson’s creative flair with fresh, local ingredients—from free-range, grass-fed beef to fresh vegetables just barely out of the earth—and it’s no wonder the Range is a top choice. Jeff says he thinks a big draw is the old-school country music from his personal collection, with classic album covers lining the walls and speakers inside and out. He’s so old-school he prefers pinball to video games, but his wife, restaurant manager Lindsay Jackson, is a “fiend for Pac-Man.” The rotund character would be out of luck if he’s looking to gobble up leftovers, though. Even with the plentiful portions at the Range, diners always clean their plates.

—Kathy runner-up: The Porch

Zorro ’ s Café and Cantina

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927 S H e L L B e aC H rOa d, S H e L L B e aC H

Ms. Pac-Man would do well to put on her red bow and spend every Saturday enjoying a leisurely alfresco meal at the top pick on Shell Beach Road, Zorro’s. She may be tired of chomping power pellets, but it’s difficult to decide between the delicious grilled cod sandwich, the local favorite (California burger), and the decadent chile rellenos. The menu at Zorro’s Café and Cantina offers a marvelous mix of Mexican and traditional American breakfast, lunch, and dinner entrees. And it seems like they’re open anytime you’re looking for fresh, home-style food. (However, no pac-dots on the menu.)

—Wendy runner-up: Lido at Dolphin Bay BEST TEMPLETON RESTAURANT

McPhee ’ s Grill

416 S. main St., tempLetOn

The small-town Templeton charm beams from McPhee’s Grill, quaintly housed in the oldest (built in 1885) commercial building in town. Chef Ian McPhee dishes up the finest steaks and seafood, plus fresh local produce and ever-changing specials, “depending on what walks in the door” on offer from local farmers. “Pac-Man would gobble up our food,” according to McPhee, who confesses to a continuing passion for planning menus and cooking for his many customers. Locals and visitors alike are appreciative of the fact that the same menu applies at lunchtime and dinnertime, so they can choose a meal of any size, any time. —Kathy runner-up: AJ Spurs

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726 H i gu e r a S t., S LO

When Novo owner Robin Covey learned his restaurant once again earned this exclusive category, he respectfully credited his loyal chefs and servers. Like Sonic the hedgehog and his furry posse, Novo’s team easily navigates their way through the tricky, multi-level dining room that’s always jam packed with hungry characters. Most of the staff has been with Covey five years straight. Novo fans love this eatery’s versatile, flavorful menu and wide range of prices that make it affordable for most. “The reason it is so many people’s favorite is that no matter who you are, it’s never pretentious—it’s California relaxed,” Covey said, adding proudly, “Novo has become iconic and part of the SLO experience.”

—KMH runner-up: Shalimar

Eureka Burger

1141 C H O r rO S t., S LO

When I first saw the signs for Eureka Burger’s impending arrival in downtown SLO, I thought, “Yeah, because we need another burger joint in town.” But even a quick look at the menu reveals this isn’t simply another bun-and-meat delivery system. Their jalapeño burger comes loaded with all the spice you’d expect—plus a fried egg. I want to say that again, in italics: A fried egg. Be careful when you bite into it, ravenously, as I did; the yolk may squirt onto your jeans. Aside from the creative combos (the Catalina Bison Burger comes with bacon-infused jalapeño jam; the LULU Burger boasts a lamb-and-chuck patty with sweet mint aioli), thirsty diners can find rotatinghandle beers chalked up on a wall-sized board and steal-the-glass events. Add some truffle fries, calamari with Thai chili, or a short-rib quesadilla if you still have room.

—Ryan Miller runner-up: Sidecar

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BEST KID-FRIENDLY RESTAURANT

California Pizza Kitchen 876 M a r S H S t., S LO

There are no ball crawls, no garish mascots, no plastic toddler complexes riddled with slides and swings to commend it to children, but California Pizza Kitchen does have someTWO MeALS thing going for it: pizza. Did you catch that in its name?

In One The genius General Manager Michael Griffith said the restaurant is a hit with the younger set, considering that employwho thought to combine ees give morning tours to preschoolers and elementary breakfast and lunch would school crowds. Birthday parties at CPK are popular, too, be proud to visit Marisol especially since aspiring chefs can pile toppings of their at the Cliffs, winner of choice onto dough in front of them, then watch as their Best Brunch. custom creations are fired to perfection. “And then they get to eat it,” Griffith said.

—Ryan runner-up: Klondike Pizza

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BEST BREAKFAST

Louisa ’ s Place 964 H i gu e r a S t., S LO

If hedgehogs ate bacon, Sonic would be whirling into Louisa’s Place to stock up. Breakfast is the meal of champions, and champions dine here. Breakfast is served all day, every day from 6 a.m. to 3 p.m. Offering traditional breakfast choices from bacon and eggs to omelets that would put Mr. Eggman to shame (like the Big One, which features bacon, Italian sausage, ham, linguica, cheddar, jack, Swiss, Parmesan, mushrooms, bell peppers, onions, and tomato), Louisa’s is guaranteed to whip up a breakfast that will leave even the pickiest gamer refueled and satisfied. —Maeva Considine runner-up: Big Sky BEST VEGETARIAN FARE

The Natural Café 698 H i gu e r a S t., S LO

Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a vegetable in a video game. If I based my life on what games taught me, actually, I’d probably be looking for whole turkeys buried in breakable walls that can save your life. Maybe games aren’t a good basis for nutrition. The Natural Café, on the other hand, does vegetables right, according to all you readers who voted it the Best Vegetarian Fare in SLO County. With meatless dishes ranging from veggie tacos to vegetarian chili, omnivores don’t have to worry about cow bits slipping into a burger here. Unless, of course, they ordered meat, which the Natural Cafe offers, too.

—Colin Rigley runner-up: Big Sky Best Seafood

Ciopinot

1051 N i p OmO S t., S LO

Like Super Mario, it seems that Ciopinot owner Leonard Cohen has been a favorite restaurateur forever. He started working at his dad’s restaurant, the Olde Port Inn, as a kid and that’s why Cohen

knows seafood better than most. “We welcome people with open arms, and they appreciate the good quality seafood we deliver,” Cohen noted. “We’re appreciative to be so popular with our customers.” The full bar, great wine list, and romantic ambiance, plus several versions of cioppino, keep people coming back for more. “You’ll see our chefs at the Thursday night Farmers’ Market filling their cart up with fresh local produce,” Cohen finished. “Give them a wave when you spot them.” —KMH runner-up: Steamers of Pismo Beach BEST MEXICAN FOOD

Pepe Delgado ’ s 1601 mO Nte r e y S t., S LO

Stepping inside this winning restaurant, hungry guests are greeted by one of the eatery’s friendly staffers—and a plethora of parrot decorations. As diners sit down, getting ready to order, they’re supplied with the place’s signature salsa. Finally, when the food arrives, they receive a sort of gustatory enlightenment: This is what Mexican food should taste like. Whether you stave off your hunger with simple carne asadas or leap into the belly of the Beached Whale (a burrito of monstrous proportions), you’ve got a friend in Pepe Delgado’s—one of the oldest and best restaurants in SLO. —Chris White-Sanborn runner-up: Tacos de Acapulco BEST CHINESE FOOD

Mandarin Gourmet 1316 m a dO N N a rOa d, S LO

Elaine Truong and her husband Eric opened Mandarin Gourmet 20 years ago, and they’re still in the same location. Elaine doesn’t seem to like changing the operation all that much; she tries to keep the same staff on board for as long as possible. But she’s recently put Mandarin Gourmet on Facebook and remodeled the restaurant, two things she wanted to emphasize.

More importantly, the restaurant began serving pho about two years ago. Elaine and her husband hoped the new item—a Vietnamese-style soup—would draw in Cal Poly students, but it ended up becoming one of the most popular dishes for locals, which is actually how they like it there. “It’s just like a family,” Elaine says.

—Colin runner-up: Golden Gong

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Yanagi

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891 pR ic e S t., pi SmO b e ac h

“It’s-a me, Mario!” If Mario takes a break from trying to rescue the princess to make a reservation for SLO County’s Best Italian Food at Giuseppe’s, he’ll just have to wait for a table, because they don’t take reservations. Giuseppe DiFronzo has advanced quite a few levels since he started the restaurant as a Cal Poly senior project in 1988. Always devoted to using the best imported and local ingredients for his authentic Italian recipes, he now grows heirloom tomatoes and other vegetables, as well as wine grapes, on his own farm in Arroyo Grande. A wood-burning oven from Italy is used for Giuseppe’s from-scratch bread that’s baked daily, and for the always-popular pizzas. Try something from Palazzo Giuseppe at 1010 Court St. in San Luis Obispo, too!

—Kathy runner-up: Rosa ’ s Ristorante Italiano BEST MEDITERRANEAN FOOD

Thai Palace

1015 c Ou R t S t., S LO

I know what you’re thinking, and no, I won’t resort to silly puns like, “It’s to Thai for!” or “You’ll be tongue Thai-ed!” because this place just doesn’t need any spicing up. SLO County residents like their Thai cuisine, and there’s no shortage of places to pick from.

But Thai Palace has consistently lead the pack with New Times readers since 2007, and the reasons are as obvious as Ryu’s crush on Chun-Li. If you’re new to Thai, the menu sports plenty of options to start you off right, like the pad Thai noodles. If you fancy yourself as something of a connoisseur, put your money where your mouth is and take on the spicier dishes like pad kee mow noodles, the jumbo prawns, or my favorite, the pad dha calamari. Of course, a spicy dish deserves to be washed down proper with a tall glass of Singha beer.

—Matt runner-up: Thai Classic

Jaffa Café

1212 higueR a St., SLO • 206 eaSt bR anch, aRROyO gR ande

The SLO location has the sort of faded awning that only well-established local hangouts seem to have; the new location in Arroyo Grande boasts a stylish metal sign hanging over the sidewalk. Both shops welcome diners eager to take a culinary voyage; hungry patrons load up on shawarma of the lamb, beef, or chicken variety; kifta patties; and gyros. In Arroyo Grande, build a combo plate by choosing three tasty items off a list that includes falafel; hummos; garden salad with lamb, beef, chicken, or gyros; and grape leaves, plus grilled veggies, chicken pesto, and angel hair pasta. Or top pitas with three cheeses or zucchini, bell peppers, yellow squash, tomatoes, and feta. Finish off with a sticky-sweet morsel of baklava. Want to bring the Mediterranean to you? Call about catering for crowds of 15 to 1,500. “No kidding!” the eatery’s website says. Just give them 48 hours’ notice.

—Ryan runner-up: Petra

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What’s that you say? You’ve never seen a grill cook turn an onion into a volcano? You think all Japanese food is served raw? Not so, my friend. The Land of the Rising Sun produces more than delectable slices of seafood. In fact, Yanagi—with locations all over SLO County and one spot in Santa Maria—will cook a meal before your very eyes at its WOW Pismo Beach location. Even if you’re not in the mood for a show with dinner, all Yanagi locations offer an array of cooked Japanese dishes in addition to the sushi and sashimi variety.

This isn’t an all-you-can-eat kind of place. They proudly ship their ingredients straight from Japan, and that’s where Sonic and Mario were born, so it’s gotta be good, right? —Colin

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Jocko ’ s Steak House 125 N . TH om pSo N aV e ., N i p omo

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2115 B roa d S T., S Lo

“We treat every guest as if they’re coming to our house, not our restaurant,” explains Aasim Sajjad, customer service expert at Shalimar. It’s not a big stretch, since everyone who works in the top choice for Best Indian Restaurant is part of one big, friendly, foodloving family. He says their menu features a hundred choices of authentic Indian and Pakistani food, including tandoori dishes cooked in a traditional clay oven, flavorful curries with exotic spices, and freshly cooked naan bread—all, as Sajjad says, made with “extra love.” Most popular is the $10 Monday night all-you-can-eat buffet, with 15 different dishes to satisfy omnivores and vegans. Don’t miss Shalimar’s $9 lunchtime buffet, another hit with local Indian-food lovers.

—Kathy

The Western motif and mounted game at Jocko’s haven’t changed much since Ralph “Jocko” Knotts ran the bar from the early 1900s until 1952. The Knotts family still owns it, and they’ve kept it consistent, from their Santa Maria-style tri-tip to filet mignon. It’s paradise for steak lovers, especially when the meat is paired with their popular pinquito beans. The house favorite is the 30-day-aged Spencer steak; this ribeye outsells every other entrée. The cooks will tell you that the flaming pit of red oak makes their steaks so tasty. This Wild West steakhouse will always draw a crowd of admirers.

—KMH runner-up: F. McLintocks BEST TRI-TIP

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BEST PIZZA

Woodstock ’ s

1000 H i gu e r a S T., S Lo

Woodstock’s pizza is an institution and a beloved fixture in San Luis Obispo. This is probably because there are few true cure-alls like a good slice of pizza. Bad break-up?

Cry into some spicy Firebird about it. Get a promotion? Nothing pairs better with a celebratory pint than a Hawaiian pizza. Are the boys at the frat house teasing you about your less-than-six-pack-gut? Get the whole-wheat crust and show them that you can still eat like a college champion and skirt the freshman 15. Woodstock’s is loved by all kinds of folks for its beer selection, arcade games, and flat screens.

—Maeva runner-up: Fatte ’ s

Meat lovers crowd Firestone for its world-famous tri-tip. “We buy prime certified beef, the best we can get, and cook it nice and slow to keep it tender,” manager Darnell Harris explained. “We use our housemade seasoning and barbecue sauce, family recipes, and make the sandwich on a garlic-buttered French roll. It’s so good because it’s made with TLC.” Or try the tri-tip cobb salad with lettuce, red onion, tomato, bleu cheese, bacon, and choice of dressing. Boasting generous portions, value-priced foods, and a great patio, Firestone satisfies everyone one from a hungry brute like Donkey Kong to speedy Sonic.

—KMH runner-up: F. McLintocks BEST BURGER

Eureka! Burger

1141 C H o r ro S T., S Lo

Eureka! Burger is a new addition to downtown SLO, but it’s already managed to captivate enough burger lovers to come away with the title of best in the county. “It’s a kind of

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art, trying to get that perfect balance of sweet and savory. We put a lot of care into what we do,” said manager Trevor Tyler. The burgers served at Eureka! come from 100 percent vegetable-fed beef that’s antibioticand hormone free. They’re hand molded, stacked with fresh local produce, and covered with sauces that are all made in house. Specialty burgers include a fig marmalade burger stacked with bacon covered in melted goat cheese.

—Jack Johnson

Mo ’ s Smokehouse BBQ 1005 Mo nte r e y S t., S Lo

Getting a combo isn’t just great for gamers. At Mo’s Smokehouse BBQ, you can get a combo of their three delicious, fall-right-off-that-bone ribs recipes. Philthy Phil’s ribs are smothered with a vinegar and mustard based sauce that hits the perfect note between sweet and spicy. The Sweet Carolina ribs are for those who like the sweeter things in life, with their rich, flavorful, and sweet sauce. The house specialty is Mo’s Memphis Pork ribs, which take the flavor of their hickory barbecue sauce to the next level: They sprinkle a mouthwatering Memphis dry rub on top. Mo’s knows barbecue ribs, and you should know Mo’s!

—Maeva

runner-up: Firestone Grill BEST BARBECUE

Mo ’ s Smokehouse BBQ

runner-up: Rib Line

1005 Mo nte r e y St., S Lo

Who can resist a giant surfing pig? Better yet, who can resist great barbecue? At Mo’s, you don’t have to resist either. With fun and funky décor (like the surfing pig), Mo’s is the perfect, laidback location to take friends and family for some barbecue that won’t break the piggy bank. The BBQ Carolina Chicken is a tangy lunch choice, with caramelized onions, Sweet Carolina BBQ sauce, and jack cheese; it’s sure to quiet the loudest stomach and leave you ready to face work again! Be sure to stop in for their awardwinning ribs, too!

—Maeva

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Firestone Grill

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hear happy diners enjoying the award-winning salads. Loaded with enough hearty ingredients to keep the ever-active Mario Bros. fueled up, and so big that they’re also offered in “small� size, these salads feature an assortment of quality ingredients. The popular steak cobb salad includes plenty of chopped Firestone tri-tip, while Asian chicken salad is packed with crunchy rice noodles and mandarin oranges. Firestone salad (no meat), Caesar, and chicken Caesar are also choices at the popular downtown eatery. —Kathy

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and white-washed, but boy are they quick. “Ours isn’t the most ethnic Mexican food,� admitted Chipotle manager Maire Sullivan. “But people like us. We really fit in with the community here.� It takes her crew just 30 seconds to crank out a monstrous tortilla stuffed full of meat, beans, cheese, and fresh veggies, and their shop is just one of thousands in the country. It sure is nice to know that you can go anywhere in America and sink your teeth into SLO County’s Best Burrito. —Nick runner-up: Tacos de Acapulco BEST SUSHI

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Taco Temple

2680 M a i n S t., Mo r ro Bay

New Times readers in a taco-worshipping mood go to the temple for satisfaction— they know Taco Temple dishes up tacos so big you can’t gobble them up like Pac-Man would; you have to eat them with a knife and fork. Whether you choose a chicken, chile verde, beef, carnitas, veggie, fish, or seafood taco, your plate will be piled high with so many fresh veggies it’s like a healthy taco salad, served up with a view of Morro Rock.

Owners Adam and Dawnelle Pollard offer their many repeat customers consistently satisfying “California fusion� tacos; as Dawnelle’s sister, manager Kit Knapp, says, you just have to look at your plate and you can feel the love behind it. —Kathy runner-up: Taco Roco BEST BURRITO

From the people who brought you demon-fighting ninjas and fungus-stomping plumbers comes raw fish and rice. And it’s freaking awesome. Let’s face it, Japan has cobbled together some of the most bizarre and kick-ass stuff to grace this world, even if you don’t count ninjas. Aside from overly elaborate RPG story arcs, sushi is at the top of the list for killer exports. In SLO County we have plenty of options when it comes to the latter, and you’ve chosen Yanagi—with locations in SLO, Pismo Beach, and Paso Robles—as the best cut of the local fare. And according to general manager Brian Choi, dine at Yanagi and you’ll always get authentic Japanese sauces and 100-percent Asian chefs. —Colin runner-up: Goshi Japanese Restaurant BEST CHOWDER

Chipotle Mexican Grill

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No one makes a bigger splash than Frogger when he’s hungry for his favorite clam chowder. And you’d be willing to leap through five lanes of traffic and hop onto turtles and logs to get to Splash CafÊ for the famous chowder, made from scratch every day.

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BEST BRUNCH

Pepe Delgado ’ s 1601 Mo nte r e y S t., S Lo

Does Pepe Delgado’s use super-powered tomatoes in its homemade salsa? I’ve no idea, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it did. After all, you’re bound to feel better after sampling the salsa, with its delicate balance of spicy and sweet. It’s the first thing you taste when you enter the restaurant, and a steady stream of the stuff makes its way to the table, matching your eating pace. Expect to get several bowls, because you’ll get addicted to it. And did I mention that the chips are also homemade?

—Chris runner-up: La Casita BEST DELI

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and soups. The best part of High Street is its high standard of customer service. The outgoing, funny staff is ready to put together something sure to make those hunger pangs disappear.

—Maeva

Between their two locations, Pismo Beach and San Luis Obispo, they serve 30,000 gallons of chowder a year. Splash even sells their fresh-frozen chowder at Costco, which might be a safer option for a daring, car-hopping, hungry amphibian.

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Marisol at the Cliffs Resort 2757 S H e L L B e ac H roa d, Pi SMo B e ac H

There’s something for every appetite at the Cliffs Resort: The heavy-laden buffet tables offer an excellent fresh seafood section with crab, prawns, oysters, and clams. At the hot plate stations, chefs carve generous slices of freshly baked ham and roast beef. Another table features a chef preparing fresh pastas with your choice of sauce and meat or fish, or you can ask them to build your favorite omelet. The special Mexican dishes by Chef Jose Garcia satisfy the heartiest appetite. Add a mimosa or two, and this brunch satisfies everyone from finicky gamers to Cal Poly linebackers. And don’t miss pastry chef Hannah Ingham’s decadent handmade muffins, coffeecake, and more.

—KMH runner-up: Novo BEST ICE CREAM/ FROZEN YOGURT

High Street Market and Deli 350 H i g H S t., S Lo

If you’ve ever been to High Street Market and Deli, you know it isn’t just a watering hole for starving Cal Poly students. High Street offers something for the whole family.

Their Breakfast Sando with bacon or Black Forest ham is a great start for any SLO High kid or famished morning commuter. For the hungry vegetarian, High Street can whip up an outstanding garden burger with melted pepperjack cheese, romaine lettuce, and sprouts, all on a mouth-watering, toasted honey wheat bun. And for those looking to watch the calories, the eatery offers several delicious-but-not-sinful salads

Cold Stone Creamery

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There are a whopping 11 million creations to choose from at Cold Stone Creamery, like The Pie Who Loved Me, made from cheesecake ice cream, OREO cookie, graham cracker piecrust, and fudge. But there’s only one innovative indulgence that Princess Peach Toadstool would pick. You guessed it: peach ice cream with peach pie filling and vanilla wafers, mixed together on Cold Stone’s frozen granite stone. Cold Stone calls its ultimate ice cream experience a private 10-minute vacation—just what any damsel in distress needs now and then.

—Wendy runner-up: Yogurt Creations

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Range Chicken or Salmon Caesar Salad Romaine hearts, croutons, anchovy dressing B.L.T. with Steelhead Salmon Heirloom tomatoes, applewood bacon, romaine, pesto aioli Seared Ahi Tuna Salad Arugula, tomatoes, cucumbers, beets, hearts of palm, avocado, lemon aioli Roasted Turkey Sandwich Pepper jack, tomato, onion, cucumber & red onion salad Mac & Cheese with Soup Soup of the day and house-made creamy mac & cheese Range Chicken Sandwich Romaine lettuce, vine ripe tomatoes, lemon aioli

Chopped Salad Roasted chicken, grilled shrimp, avocado, beets, tomato, bacon, mixed greens, buttermilk blue cheese dressing Panzanella Prawns, baby greens, cucumbers, red onions, vine ripe tomatoes, rustic bread Local Sand Dabs all Picatta Pan Seared, lemon-caper butter sauce Italian Beef Dip Slow cooked roast beef, caramelized onions, roasted red peppers, provolone Kobe Beef Burger Grilled Kobe beef, sweet maui onions, balsamic tomatoes, pepper jack cheese, arugula, roasted red pepper aioli

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Madonna Inn

100 M a do n n a roa d, S Lo

It’s hour 32 of your Mario Kart marathon, and you’re in need of a pick-me-up, a quick sugary burst to help you fly past Bowser’s flailing, scaly elbows, a confection pink enough for even Princess Peach, maybe even something as flamboyant as Rainbow Road. Enter the bakery at the Madonna Inn, a haven of sugar and quirk where Danish pastries and pies will draw you in like a blue shell relentlessly seeking the first-place driver. But it’s their luscious cakes—black forest cake, pink champagne cake, banana nut cake, lemon coconut cake, raspberry delight, and toffee crunch bedecked in chocolate curls—that will have you shouting “Here we go!” faster than a victory in the 150cc Special Cup. —Ashley Schwellenbach runner-up: Apple Farm BEST SANDWICH

High Street Market and Deli 350 H i g H S t., S Lo

High Street Market and Deli has come a long way since its days as a pit stop for railroad workers and their families. Now High Street caters to railway travelers, Cal Poly students, tourists, and locals alike who are all looking for a filling, damn good lunch. The fun and friendly staff insists on the best for the deli. They have high quality meat, cheese, tunes, and employees to meet your every digestive need. The California Turkey ranks in as the shop’s highest seller, featuring melted pepper jack, Ortega chile, and avocado sure to elevate your taste buds to that next level. There’s even a 420 special for people who happen to be, ahem, walking on High Street.

—Maeva runner-up: Gus ’ s Grocery

This was a triumph. I’m making a note here: huge success. It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction! And there’s a good reason for that. The Madonna Inn is world-renowned for several things, but the bakery isn’t the least of them. From its magnificent Black Forest cake to the pink champagne cake that so vibrantly sports that classic Madonna Inn coloring, everything is top notch. It’s a great place for celebration, indulgence, and/or pretty much everything else. And it’s a wonderful SLO tradition that isn’t likely to change any time soon.

—Chris runner-up: Carlock ’ s Bakery BEST OUTDOOR DINING

Novo

726 H i gu e r a S t., S Lo

Novo’s well-designed outdoor eating area makes it easy to move up or down a level without defeating any enemies. With the lush branches of an ancient oak tree above, blue sky—or stars—beyond, and San Luis Creek flowing nearby, diners feel almost like they’re having a quiet picnic in a beautiful natural spot. “We’re like the exact opposite of a video game,” says manager Stephen Hawley. “There’s a lot of energy outside.” The benign SLO weather adds to the ambience, especially appreciated by people who work inside. And the fresh, well-crafted food tastes even better outdoors.

—Kathy runner-up: Firestone Grill BEST MEAL FOR YOUR MONEY

Firestone Grill

1001 H i gu e r a S t., S Lo

Firestone Grill is a place where Pac-Man could eat the human-food equivalent of every dot, power pellet, fruit, and enemy, all without breaking the bank. It’s no surprise that the line of Firestone customers often stretches out the door. They know where the Best

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Meal for Your Money is found! Probably the best deal is the beef, chicken, or fish taco, each priced under $4. Various burgers and sandwiches are less than five bucks, plus $2 for a side of mysteriously addictive fries. Cash-strapped locals won’t go wrong with a Firestone meal of half a chicken, served with garlic bread, beans, or salad. —Kathy runner-up: Margie ’ s Diner

over is extra excruciating, maybe a deep-fried hot dog wrapped in bacon, dubbed the Bajaha, will do the trick. Sitting close to Cal Poly, Frank’s is the ideal spot for students to flock to and discuss the most important question of all: What happened last night?

—Jack runner-up: Louisa ’ s Place BEST FISH MARKET

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Being a video game protagonist doesn’t always pay that well—for that matter, neither does being a video game nerd living in your mom’s basement—so it’s important to know where to go for grub when a big spender offers to pick up the tab. Sure, Sonic is presented with several opportunities to earn chaos emeralds, but, well, that’s really hard to do. And you never know when you might need those, so it’s probably better to hold onto them.

A meal at Novo is an experience, from the outdoor creekside patio to a varied menu of culinary delights and beverages that both challenge and delight your taste buds. It’s vegetarian, vegan, and carnivore friendly and has equally comprehensive wine and tea offerings, making it the best of worlds for every tastebud.

—Ashley runner-up: Ciopinot

Local fishermen with a hold full of freshly caught fish pull their boats right up to the door— er, dock—to unload their catch at Giovanni’s Fish Market. Seafood lovers from SLO County and beyond wait with baited—sorry, bated—breath for the succulent, tasty morsels. Familyowned by the DeGarimores for more than 25 years, Giovanni’s has become an institution on the Morro Bay waterfront. Locally caught salmon, halibut, rock cod, albacore, sea bass, swordfish, and shark are available when the weather allows fishing, and everything can be shipped anywhere in the United States overnight. Check out their new outdoor patio, with a view of Morro Estuary and a varied menu of prepared seafood specialties.

—Kathy runner-up: Olde Port Inn BEST BUTCHER

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Frank’s Famous Hot Dogs has been helping San Luis Obispo residents beat their hangovers since 1977. The shop’s massive breakfast burritos, which are now served all day, are packed with ingredients meant to eliminate the lingering pains of last night’s debauchery. If your hang-

Only one thing can satisfy a slayer’s hunger after a long day of battling vampires, hell hounds, and flying Medusa heads with nothing but a heavy, metal whip. It’s called meat, and—newsflash!—it’s delicious. Even folks who never wasted countless hours in Castlevania know that Arroyo Grande Meat Co. is the place to go for all their slaughtering needs. Henry Gonzalez and his small but dedicated crew will process wild game into sausage, steaks, or ground meat, and they’ll cut everything to the customer’s preferred thickness, slicing meat so thin the flavor has nowhere to hide. “Thanks for the honor,” Gonzalez said. “We’re a tiny, little place, but we have some amazing customers and repeat clientele.”

—Nick runner-up: New Frontiers Natural Marketplace

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Black Sheep Bar and Grill 1117 C H O R RO S T., S LO

Dear Black Sheep: Remember the night I first revealed my undying love for you, under a full moon and the slight influence of alcohol? That wasn’t just the booze talking. It was from the heart, man. And that other time I butt-dialed you from the cab home? Oh, how we laughed! You’ve always been there for me with a well-mixed drink when I’m dry, a Guinness burger when I’m famished, and good company when I’m lonesome. Your staff is my second family, your drinks affordable, and your fireplace toasty. In other words, don’t change a thing. You’ll always be my BBF (Best Bar Forever).

—Matt RUNNER UP: MoTav BEST NORTH COUNTY BAR

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Bringing an Irish pub atmosphere to Paso Robles, Pappy’s—as the locals call it—is an all-ages downtown restaurant by day, a fun 21-and-older hangout right on the City Park by night. Visiting wine tasters and tourists join the vibrant local crowd for the best nightlife in the North County. Paso’s warm summer nights see local bands playing on the outdoor patio to packed dance floors under the stars and DJs pumping out a danceable mix. Formerly known as the Crooked Kilt, Pappy’s features Manic Mondays with two-for-one cocktails; pint night on Tuesdays; $4 Guinness during Pub Trivia on Wednesdays; and half off tequila, margaritas, and tacos on Thursdays.

—Kathy RUNNER-UP: Downtown Brew

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Forget the fancy martinis and modern décor. A good bar should cater to simpler pleasures like booze, girls, and gambling—things the Old Cayucos Tavern has in spades.

The bar’s about as western as one can get. It’s literally steps from the Pacific Ocean, and the building looks like an old saloon with a false front on the outside and murals of nude playmates on the inside, welcoming patrons to let loose and have a good time. Whether you’re there for the free live music every Friday and Saturday night or you want to try your luck at Texas Hold ’Em every Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday, the Old Cayucos Tavern is the place to get rowdy. It doesn’t hurt that bartenders like Teddy serve up the brews faster than the guys in Root Beer Tapper (look it up).

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It took the collective brainpower from a team of highly intelligent computer engineers to develop algorithms that allowed games designers to make the lead character in Grand Theft Auto IV appear to stumble around drunk. But hell, you can get the same effect with far less time and money. And at Mongo’s, they take major credit cards and they’re open from 10 a.m. to 2 a.m.—and doors open at 9 a.m. for Sunday football.

South County’s favorite watering hole has it all: a pool table, full bar, even plenty of food to soak up that late-night booze. Just remember that even if it’s funny to swerve your digital vehicle all over the road, don’t try it in real life.

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990 I N DUS TR I A L WAY, S LO

Boasting “the Central Coast’s biggest dance floor,” the Grad packs in revelers with rhythm nearly every night of the week—and even if you’re jumping like Mario, you’re unlikely to head-bump the ceiling. With expert DJs spinning everything from ’60s faves to hot cumbias to the latest club mixes—depending on the night—there’s always plenty of booty-shakin’ going on, and cold beers and well drinks are just a few steps away. College Hump Nights on Wednesdays see the dance floor packed with students getting’ their groove on, while it’s a cowboy and cowgirl line-dancing crowd for Country Nights on Thursdays. Noche Caliente—Hot Latin Nights—on Fridays explode with salsa dancers; Big Chill Night on the first Saturday of the month features dance-ready classic hits.

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after seven productive years playing “eclectic groove rock” together. Their shows over the years have been soulful experiences for musicians and audiences alike.

With six musicians of varying backgrounds, Still Time’s songs reflect an amalgam of ideas. Lead singer and songwriter Dan Curcio—whose new album is available at dancurcio.com—compares the band’s epic journey through many levels to The Legend of Zelda.

—Kathy RUNNER-UP: PK BEST PLACE TO DRINK LIKE HOMER SIMPSON

McCarthy ’ s Irish Pub 600 M A R S H S T., S LO

If McCarthy’s started serving drinks on donut coasters, Homer Simpson would hightail his animated butt right out of Springfield and into SLO’s favorite Irish pub for happy hour. Known for his love of all things cheap and hilarious (think of his grand,

RUNNER-UP: MoTav BEST CLUB TO CATCH A BAND

SLO Brewing Company

1119 GA R D E N S T., S LO

Ideally situated halfway between L.A. and S.F. in a county well known to be chock-full of music lovers, SLO Brew makes a great stop for touring bands.

Promoters Todd and Korie Newman and Eddie Numbskull manage to snag an incredible variety of famous and upcoming musicians of just about every musical genre, often offering live music fans backto-back-to-back concerts. Fortunately, SLO Brew strives to keep tickets prices fairly low. As general manager Monte Scholler explains, locals often want to come to more than one show without breaking the budget. Along with national acts, he says, “We pay homage to local musicians too, both as headliners or as the opening act where they can make more of a name for themselves.”

—Kathy RUNNER-UP: Frog and Peach BEST PLACE TO GO ON A FIRST DATE

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POWER UP Among its several awards, SLO Brewing Company can claim its status as Best Club to Catch a Band. National and local musicians step onto the stage there, where eager music fans fill their ears with tunes.

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If Mario ever does manage to rescue the Princess, or Bowser manages to seduce her into giving up the pipsqueak Italian dude, New Times readers have the perfect venue in mind for their first date: Novo Restaurant and Lounge. The outdoor patio is the perfect place to conjure up a little romance, with trees bedecked in twinkle lights and a creek that might or might not be flowing, depending on the time of year. And if you’re of the “win my stomach to get to my heart” persuasion, Novo boasts locally grown food expertly prepared with a global twist. And if your first date doesn’t work out quite the way you planned, a delicious array of wine and desserts will probably have you writing the night off as a win anyway.

—Ashley

but failed attempt at cheap, Alaskan homesteading), Homer would probably be compelled to grab himself one (or 12) $1.50 Pabst beers (a happy houronly special). After all that wonderful, cheap drinking, Homer would probably belly-up for a mid-morning Bloody Mary, which at McCarthy’s is done right and done delicious for $7. The point is, you, too, can enjoy McCarthy’s like Homer would, and you can do it without having to sell one of your children into servitude to foot the bill.

—Maeva RUNNER-UP: Bull ’ s Tavern

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When Link is looking to take a break from saving Princess Zelda, he’d most likely like to grab a seat at Koberl at Blue’s oak bar and enjoy one of the many wines they have to offer. Blue offers a cuisine to complement the Central Coast’s wine region, with each menu item paired perfectly with a fine glass of wine. If you are a smooth talker like Ol’ Blue Eyes, or an adventurer looking to unwind, Koberl at Blue is the place just for you.

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well drinks put less of a dent in the wallet at just $6. But if that isn’t enough, Tuesdays mean complimentary tacos with your drink. Seldom do the words “complimentary” and “tacos” wind up in the same sentence, but when they do, it’s enough to brighten anyone’s day.

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Delivering papers, running from dogs, and dodging cars can be a tiring day for a paper boy, but “it’s 5 o’clock somewhere.” The Creeky Tiki was voted the best place to get swept away by an ocean current to your drunken paradise. Buffett once said, “I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.” Well, anyone will be more than happy when drifting away at Creeky Tiki. With the laidback atmosphere, delicious chow, and island drinks, Buffett fans will leave with the feeling they‘ve just slipped away to Margaritaville.

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BEST BLOODY MARY

McCarthy ’ s Irish Pub 600 M A R S H S T., S LO

Ah, Bloody Marys. When it’s too early for whiskey, and coffee’s not doing its job on the old Gulliver, it’s time for a Tabasco Tea, or maybe three. And locals say McCarthy’s is the best place to get them; it’s been voted the winner in this category for four straight years. They open at 8 in the morning for a reason. Of course, every bartender serves the drink up a little differently, but the “Best” part is consistent. “To-may-toh” or “to-mah-toh” … who cares? We’re all bloody on the inside.

—Matt

RUNNER-UP: Marisol at the Cliffs BEST HAPPY HOUR

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Some things just make for natural combinations.

Cheap day-drinking, for example, when paired with a spectacular view and a revolving barfood menu makes me as happy as that stupid dog in Duck Hunt. During these happiest of all hours—at the Cliffs, that’s between 4 and 7 p.m., Monday through Friday—draft beers ring in at only $3.50, and glasses of wine and

BEST BAR MENU

Black Sheep Bar and Grill 1117 C H O R RO S T., S LO

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All too often, bars and grills rely on dousing you in booze to make the food palatable. This has never been the case at Black Sheep, voted once again as having the best bar food in the county. You can bestow the honors on owners Michel and Myriam Olaizola, or you can give props to the awesome kitchen staff, headed by long-time

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kitchen manager Arturo Martinón. The mac’n’cheese is well among the top customer favorites (I suggest asking for a little added chopped up bacon or linguisa), as is the nachos plate and, of course, the burger selection—in my opinion the best selection in the county. The next best thing about the food? You get tons of it at a reasonable price. There’s no shame in leaving with leftovers.

—Matt runner-up: Marisol at the Cliffs BEST LOCAL RED WINE

Tolosa

4910 E d n a Roa d, S Lo

Pinot Noir is the flagship red at Tolosa, and it’s winemaker Larry Brooks’ favorite variety, which he admits he holds to a higher standard. “I believe red wine quality is driven by the vineyard: Grow a better grape, get a better wine,” he explained.

“I’m quite proud of the consistent quality we’ve achieved here.” His goal in creating these wines is complexity and finesse, a noble cause that bucks the current trend toward power and ripeness in red wines. “I think consumers can appreciate our elegant, medium-weight wines as much if not more than the many big brawny wines that are out there.”

—KMH runner-up: Justin Winery BEST LOCAL WHITE WINE

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“We’ve been a favorite red wine for a couple years now, but it’s great to have gotten best white wine and best tasting room, too,” said winemaker Larry Brooks.

“It’s a trifecta of sorts!” He noted that Tolosa wines are made from the best 100

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BEST LOCAL BEER

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The butt cheek imprints on my couch are proof that few things go together better than beer and video games. A lot of people nestled in our corner of paradise seem perfectly content to funnel cans of Pabst and other swill—yeah, it’s swill; I said it, now deal with it—but a true aficionado knows real beer comes out of a tap or a bottle, and it’s never just a chaser. Year after year, you loyal Central Coasters choose Firestone as your local brew of choice, and with good reason.

It’s not just a locally brewed beer; it’s actually a good beer. And it pairs awesomely with Mario Kart.

—Colin runner-up: Tap-It

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acres out of their 800-acre vineyard, which he described as skimming the cream. The barrel-aged Chardonnay remains on the lees five to six months to better integrate the oak flavor. He strives to make Chardonnays of finesse and longevity, traits preferred by wine connoisseurs. “Because Chardonnay quality is so driven by technique, my many decades of experience are a real plus,” he noted.

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the chance to be treated as part of a group, one that we consider to be relatively exclusive,” he said. Oh yeah, and being quick on your feet is a major plus. Thanks for welcoming us all to the club, Eric. See you tomorrow morning!

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Colin Wenzl, McCarthy ’ s Irish Pub

RUNNER-UP: Matt Morris

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The author Samuel Butler once wrote, “There’s many a true word spoken in jest.”

Let’s hear what some of SLO County’s Best Bartender Colin Wenzl’s loyal patrons and co-workers have to say about the man. “He sucks as a bartender, but he’s sexy. Oh, so sexy,” said stool ornament Dave Seidenzahl. All right, I shouldn’t have started with Dave. “Slightly furry and not overly groomed,” said fellow bartender Patty Kirby. Of course, everyone was a comedian that night, but bartender Susie Hackleman was on the level: “As a manager, he makes us all feel good. As a bartender, any shift he works has a following, and he puts 110 percent into every shift he works.” Well put, Susie. Seriously, though, thanks for making McCarthy’s what it is, Colin. See you after work!

—Matt RUNNER-UP: Rob Horton, Ciopinot

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Every video game hero, however stalwart, eventually runs out of steam. There are only so many princesses you can rescue and castles you can invade before your energy starts to fade. A quick shot of espresso at Black Horse Café—pick your choice of three branches across San Luis Obispo—will have you chasing down Koopalings as if you’ve been granted the boon of permanent star power. While you’re there, you’ll probably want to avail yourself of the café’s cupcake offerings, which probably won’t help you fight big bosses—but who cares? They’re delicious. And there’s a good chance the baristas working behind the bar will remember your name and signature drink, which is especially helpful—not to mention just plain friendly—for the neighborhood video game hero on the go.

—Ashley RUNNER-UP: Kreuzberg

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After watching him sweep this category for five straight years now, we’ve exhausted our Kids love to see how things are made, and in truth, so do most grown-ups. praises for him in these Best Of write-ups. So this year, we’ve convinced him to share his secrets.

Those adults who still have an appreciation for where things come from need to Three things make the perfect barista, Eric Pettis said. First, remember that a barista is like a bartake a trip over to Tolosa Winery’s tasting room. You can sit back and watch wine tender—a morning bartender, if you will—and your service is about more than coffee. Second, production up close and personal through a large and beautiwhile perfection in the product is expected, it’s the artistic, individual ful window. Weekends are the perfect time to stop in and touch you put on everything that sets you apart. Lastly, you have to try out some of their amazing pairings. A panoramic view, ROOM TO MOVE The Best South make customers feel they’re part of something. “Everybody deserves

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—Maeva RUNNER-UP: Edna Valley Vineyard

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—Kathy RUNNER-UP: Ventana Grill BEST LIVE MUSIC VENUE

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McCarthy ’ s Irish Pub 600 M A R S H S T., S LO

Somehow, the day before payday is the day we end up needing an after-work beer the most. If you find yourself in that predicament and you’re short on scratch, McCarthy’s Irish Pub is your best bet. Where else can you get an ice-cold Bud for less than $3 at Happy Hour, $3.50 normally? And I ask you, what’s better than a little PB&J—a Pabst Blue Ribbon and a generous shot of Jameson Irish Whiskey— for a cool $7? If a working-class drinker is something to be, McCarthy’s is the place to get the job done.

—Matt RUNNER-UP: Marisol at the Cliffs

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Marisol at the Cliffs

2757 S H E LL B E AC H ROA D, PI SMO B E AC H

There’s no way Mario’s princess would be in another castle if she could be enjoying a drink at the Cliffs, where the bar and patio overlook the pool, the palms, and the Pacific.

Stunning views of blue waves, screen-saver sunsets, ocean breezes, beautiful-peoplewatching—why would Peach be anywhere else? Especially during the Cliffs’ legendary

Music fans don’t necessarily want to sit in straight rows of assigned seats while grooving on a live music performance, and SLO Brew offers the chance to dance—or sway—right up in front. It’s an intimate space that’s big enough to fit plenty of appreciative music lovers, with good visibility of the stage. “You can see every glimmer of sweat, every movement the musicians make,” says General Manager Monte Scholler. Recently updated stage lighting, an extended bar for faster service (without higher prices during shows), and remodeled restrooms all enhance the experience. SLO Brew also makes a point of posting extensive calendars of upcoming shows, with advance tickets available at Boo Boo’s.

—Kathy RUNNER-UP: Frog and Peach BEST PLACE TO PLAY POOL

SLO Brewing Company

1119 GA R D E N S T., S LO

With a pleasant fireplace and two full-sized pool tables, it’s easy to understand how SLO Brew could entice even Sonic and Dr. Robotnik to stop their feud for a few hours and play a friendly game. On the second story of SLO Brewing Co., next to the restaurant, you can find friends enjoying a beer and playing a game of nine-ball. The cost to play is $8 an hour and can be prorated. Drop those weapons, pick up a pool cue, and head down to SLO Brew: The balls are racked, and the beer is cold.

—David RUNNER-UP: Hotshots Family Entertainment Center

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Glen Starkey

BEST LOCAL THEATER GROUP

SLO Little Theatre

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Take that, Catherine Ryan Hyde! In your face, Robert Inchausti! How do you like them apples, Wendelin Van Draanen? I rule! And to all you New Times readers, I don’t care how drunk you were when you voted; I love you anyway! What an honor! I guess all those late nights carefully erasing better writers’ names off the ballots and replacing them with my own has finally paid off!

I want to thank all the little people, like Vern Troyer and Peter Dinklage, and all the big people, like Roseanne Barr and Wilt Chamberlain, and all the regular-sized people, like Sally Field and Lady Gaga, and the beautiful people, like Charlize Theron and Brad Pitt. You like me. You really like me. I feel happier than Pac-Man eating a ghost!

—Glen Starkey runner up: The Shredder BEST LOCAL ARTIST—VISUAL

888 MOr rO st., s LO

Remember The Compleat Wrks of Wllm Shkspr (Abridged)? Remember the poignancy of My Name is Rachel Corrie? Jill Turnbow’s moving Between Iraq and a Hard Place? Remember when that guy shaved his head onstage at No Shame, the Little Theatre’s late-night, uncensored, alloriginal, open-mic-style revue of the hilarious, the poignant, the just alright, and the downright awful? If you do, you’ve been part of something special, a legacy of live theater on the Central Coast dating back to 1947. Congratulations, SLO Little Theatre. You’ve done it. Again. —Anna runner-up: Great American Melodrama BEST COMMUNITY EVENT

Jeff Claassen

774 M ar s h st. (u pstai r s), s LO

“People tell me I should put a sign out,” shrugs Jeff Claassen, who last summer moved the eponymous Claassen Gallery from a street-level storefront space to an unmarked upstairs location across the street. But Claassen—who over the years has become a well-known artist, art supply retailer, gallery owner, and all-around cool dude—seems to enjoy the spot’s relative anonymity. “I’ve been able to focus more on artwork, which is why I opened the gallery in the first place,” he says. Over the years, Claassen has seen his paintings develop into more intricate, detailed pieces, he adds—though cute, graffiti-inspired, droopy-eyed characters remain his trademark. He’s also begun receiving more commissions. “To date, I’ve been commissioned to paint everything from cell phone covers to an antique bathtub to a truck tailgate and other random objects,” he says. “I’m waiting for somebody to commission me to paint their entire car. Or better yet, a zamboni machine.”

—Anna Weltner

Farmers’ Markets’ wonderfully eclectic lineup of booths—offering everything from tri-tip, tattoo interpretation services, salvation from the eternal fires of hell, and locally grown produce—is nice and all, but my favorite thing about Farmers’ is electric cellist Marston Smith, who, in full medieval armor, bathed in a pool of eerie purple light, hair whipping in the artificial breeze from a wind machine, regularly conquers—nay, slays!—the intersection of Higuera and Garden with his virtuosity, intensity, and sheer what-the-hell…? factor. That’s just me, though. You may go gaga for the bounce house or get all moony-eyed watching unicyclist and juggler Mark Wilder’s pyrotechnic adventures in pink Spandex. Whatever your fancy, there’s something for everyone on Higuera Street in downtown SLO every Thursday from 6 to 9 p.m. —Anna

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How does it feel to permanently mark someone else’s body for a living? This is one of the first things I ask Traditional Tattoo’s Jake Schroeder. “It’s a total trip,” he replies. “I’ll never stop tattooing. Even if I win the lottery.” Schroeder has worked at Traditional for five years, working up from apprentice—practicing on oranges and willing friends—to one of SLO County’s favorite tattoo artists. “I was taught to take on anything that comes in through the door,” he says. What’s the strangest request that’s ever come in? “I did a cock on some guy’s leg once,” he answers nonchalantly, shaking his head as he produces a photograph of the tattoo in question. “I asked him why, and he said ‘To be different.’” Schroeder won’t stop you from making questionable life choices. But he does do a kick-ass job of creating highly personal, extremely permanent works of body art.

—Anna

BEST MOVIE THEATER

Palm Theatre

817 paL M st., s LO

The Palm Theatre should be credited with creating some of the most formative experiences of my life. As a high schooler, the Palm’s Monday night special (all seats, all shows, $5!) fit neatly in my tiny, teenaged budget. I would pedal down to the theater—usually purchasing a water for 10 cents, just for the fun of handing a dime over the counter—and take in foreign or independent flicks like Amelie, Garden State, and The Animation Show. My Palm Theatre habit continued into adulthood with the likes of The U.S. vs. John Lennon; Paris, Je T’aime; Slumdog Millionaire; Let the Right One In; and Midnight in Paris. The Palm, owned and operated by Jim Dee since 1988, solar-powered since 2004, is a San Luis Obispo treasure, and remains one of the best uses of an evening downtown.

—Anna

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Steynberg Gallery

1531 MOnte r e y st., s LO

BIG BOSS Thanks a lot, SLO. Now that you’ve voted New Times staffer Glen Starkey as Best Writer, he won’t fit through the door to the office (because of his big head).

The Steynberg Gallery has steadily become a bastion of culture on the Central Coast, boasting top-quality art shows, live music, poetry readings, film screenings, pecha kucha nights, and other cultural happenings. The gallery has played host to artists from around the world, while also highlighting local heroes like David Settino Scott, Mark Bryan, and Barry Goyette. “My aim is to keep the standard high,” said gallery owner Peter Steynberg, who added that his approach has evolved along with the business. Steynberg opened the gallery in 1999 in a restored art deco building, later adding a café and wine bar and incorporating a regular schedule of live entertainment. “From a humble art gallery to what it is today, I’ve never had a master plan,” he shrugs. “I just sort of made it up as I went along.”

—Anna runner-up: Just Looking Gallery

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BEST FINE ART GALLERY

Farmers ’ Market

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I checked out photographer Tom Meinhold’s site to find calendarready pictures of windswept brides, classic cars, and trail rides at sunset. I admired his versatility, whether taking graduation portraits, shooting a delicious plate of lobster, or capturing local architecture in its best light. I even loved his adorable infant portraiture, and the way he uses props to subtly imbue his photographs with a rugged, Western flair. To be honest, I’m glad there’s no bare-bottomed-baby-in-chaps photo from my childhood, but congratulations, Tom Meinhold. Your breathtaking photography has captured locals’ hearts once again.

—Anna runner-up: Brittany App

BEST LOCAL ACTOR OR ACTRESS

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Cheyenne Hardiman has been in show business since she was 6 years old. That’s 10 whole years! If you haven’t yet heard of Hardiman, that may be because the young actress is currently a sophomore at San Luis Obispo High School. But she’s already held lead roles in productions

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around the Central Coast—among them Molly in the SLO Little Theatre’s production of Annie— and has also appeared in plays with Kelrik and Chameleon Productions. Hardiman has also worked with actor Stewart Moss, known for roles in several classic TV series, like Star Trek and Bonanza. What’s more, the actress told New Times, “I just got signed with an agent, and I’m going to L.A. this summer to audition.” Look out, SLO County! She’s one to watch.

—Anna

runner-up: The Civic Ballet BEST LOCAL ENTERTAINER

runner-up: Kevin Harris

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BEST VENUE TO SEE A PLAY

Cal Poly PAC 1 Gr a n d ave ., S LO

I must admit, lovely readers, that sometimes I really question your taste, especially when you pick national chains over local establishments. But when it comes to the best place to see a play, I think we can all agree the Cal Poly Performing Arts Center easily trumps the competition. It’s gorgeous, it’s grand, it’s comfortable, the acoustics are exquisite, the entertainment is always top-notch—from homegrown productions to more international fare like Aquila Theatre’s Macbeth and Mel Brooks’ Young Frankenstein—and the bathroom lines move pretty fast. Also, try sitting in those swivel seats; you’ll feel like royalty.

—Anna runner-up: SLO Little Theatre BEST DANCE COMPANY

CORE Dance Company 3422 MiGu e LitO C t., S LO

CORE has yet to celebrate its second birthday, and already the dance company has been honored three times in New Times’ Readers’ Poll. “I was really humbled,” says Zhiela Pouragabagher, one of four women who founded CORE in August 2010.

The company, whose name stands for Creative Original Raw Energy, created a hit last summer with the original narrative dance show Confessions of a Love Junkie, a funny yet often poignant look at love addiction. The annual dance showcase Rhythms is also a CORE staple. In addition to all of that, Pouragabagher continued, “We really want to be

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“I don’t know anything about magic,” says Rich Ferguson, which is funny considering that his life’s work has been devoted to doing things other people find pretty magical. Ferguson already knows what word you’re thinking of, what card you’re about to choose, and probably has the names of all of your future children in a sealed envelope somewhere. He’s that good. Ferguson calls himself a “mentalist,” referring to the work he does as “mental magic.” It all stems from a curious ability he has to read people’s nonverbal cues with frightening accuracy. Fortunately, Ferguson uses his powers for good, whether he’s entertaining at a party, working with businesses as a creative consultant, or keeping his audience captive during his motivational talks. Problem is, he says, “You can’t turn it off once you’re at a certain level. Once you’re there, you can’t go back.”

—Anna runner-up: Mark Wilder BEST ART SUPPLY

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If you’re feeling crafty—say you already can’t wait to start decorating your home for Christmas, or you wish to completely cover your teenage daughter’s bedroom walls in artificial flowers, or maybe surprise your neighbors with a personalized seasonal message emblazoned on their garage door in some festive spray paint—Michael’s is your one-stop shop for all your creative projects. Boasting a broad range of art supplies, bakeware, beads, seasonal décor, and scrapbooking materials, in addition to fun classes in areas like crocheting, cake decorating, and painting, Michael’s will make a mini Martha Stewart out of you in no time.

—Anna runner-up: San Luis Art Supply

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everything you’d find in a secular-oriented bookstore—though you may be surprised by the literary classics available. C.S. Lewis, anyone? G.K. Chesterton? The Parable website even has listings for Anna Karenina, Frankenstein, and Brave New World. Of course there are Bibles, and selections on theology and spirituality, but the shop also boasts humor, health, and history sections, as well as CDs and gifts.

—Ryan

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Phoenix Books

900 Mo nte r e y S t., S Lo

I wouldn’t necessarily recommend using a high jump to reach up to the bookcases here, even if there’s something you really need on the top. Each shelf is so jam-packed with books, such a move would likely be your undoing. That should in no way prevent you from searching for any sort of book, though. There are many, many wonderful options. In fact, Phoenix Books’ massive selection is practically guaranteed to sport something you’ll find appealing. There are enough books here to fill a bomb-shelter—just make sure, if it comes to that, to take the Twilight Zone’s advice and not drop your glasses. Seriously.

—Chris runner-up: Nan ’ s Pre-Oowned Books BEST PLACE TO BUY MUSIC (NEW)

Boo Boo Records 978 Mo nte r e y S t., S Lo

The music-loving, knowledgeable staff people at Boo Boo’s offer the highest level of customer service, something you can’t find in big-box stores or on file-sharing sites. Rolling Stone magazine has recognized this SLO County favorite as one of the top 30 independent record stores in the country. “We were thriving, and enjoying the halcyon years of the record industry, when Pac-Man first started,” says owner Mike White. Great service, great selection, and great price have been Boo Boo’s hallmark for nearly 40 years. You can SeeInG IS listen to all the latest music before buyBeLIeVInG Urban Optics, ing, too, whether it’s on CD or vinyl. They with stylish displays to go with its even offer Brick Breakin’ candy in a Suglasses, was voted Best Eyewear per Mario tin!

—Kathy

BEST WINE SHOP

Vintage 1255

Store by New Times readers.

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1255 Mo nte r e y S t., S Lo

Life’s too short not to enjoy good, local wine. So do yourself a favor and stop in at Vintage 1255. It’s easy to see why they’re voted the best wine shop, with their amazing selection of local, small-production wines; cheeses; and desserts. San Luis Obispo County knows wine, and Vintage 1255 knows how to make San Luis Obispo County happy. Vintage 1255 silences demanding palates with its wine and chocolate pairings, truffles, and a selection of beers as well. Pay Vintage a visit for a relaxing, fun evening that’s sure to be informative, flavorful, and delicious.

—Maeva runner-up: Stax Wine Bar and Bistro BEST LOCAL BOOKSTORE (NEW)

The Parable

883 M a r S h S t., S Lo

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BEST PLACE TO BUY MUSIC (USED)

Boo Boo Records 978 Mo nte r e y S t., S Lo

Getting a skeleton to kill a creeper is hard work, and nobody wants to run the risk of getting his or her house destroyed. Luckily, Boo Boo Records has you covered with an excellent selection, so you don’t need to mess with Minecraft’s tricky Easter egg. From tapes to CDs to vinyls, Boo Boo’s has a lot to love, no matter what manner of audiophile you are. The vinyl selection is especially cool, and sometimes it’s fun to just hang up a nice LP on your wall like a painting (and without the need for all of that wool harvesting). At Boo Boo’s, you can be assured that your musical needs are well taken care of.

—Chris runner-up: Cheap Thrills

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BEST MEN ’ S CLOTHING STORE

Patrick James Men ’ s Shop

641 H i gu e r a S t., S LO

ZZ Top had it right: “Clean shirt, new shoes, and I don’t know where I’m goin’ to.

Silk suit, black tie, I don’t need a reason why. They come runnin’ just as fast as they can, ’cause every girl’s crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man.” Men in SLO County know that if they want to look sharp, Patrick James has them covered. The classic men’s shop has the sort of suits, dress shirts, and ties that ooze success, but they also have polos and knit tees for those casual weekends. With everything from Alberto jeans to Zelli shoes and belts, and all the great brands in between—like Tommy Bahama, True Grit, and Corneliani—Patrick James is where discerning men shop. Or you can just keep dressing like Mario in those blue overalls.

—Glen

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Looking to get sexy? Take a cue from Ms. Pac-Man, who knows the power and

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Ambiance

737 H i gu e r a S t., S LO

Whether you’re stomping turtles in the mushroom kingdom or burning rubber on Rainbow Road, a video game heroine likes to look her best. And while the real video game world offers limited options for its female players, Ambiance offers the space and quality to fulfill your quest for clothes while expressing your individual style. The pink interior and vintage décor are feminine enough to satisfy Princess Peach devotees, while the clothes have enough attitude for those who fancy themselves

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allure of a bow, high heels, and maybe a pair of gloves. Need more help? Come to Fanny Wrappers, which has been barely clothing local bodies for just about 30 years. Terry Treves’ shop is filled with the “bra specialists of the Central Coast” who can outfit you in anything from 30A to 40H from brands like Wacoal, Natori, Betsey Johnson, Felina, and Affinitas. Find baby-doll wear, Betsey Johnson lingerie, and chemises from In Bloom. You can also get “luxurious and sophisticated adult toys” and bachelorette and adult party favors. “This is also where the most vivacious of bridesmaids and couples can go to town, planning a little escapade for the future

PLAY AWAY! Tom’s Toys, voted Best Toy Store, carries enough cool stuff to keep kids busy for years—and to awaken the kid in grown-ups, too.

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Or just get comfy in cotton sleepwear from PJ Salvage, Eberjey, and PJ Harlow. Even Ms. Pac-Man needs a break now and then, no matter how many pills her partner downs.

—Ryan

Goodwill

Everyone knows that if you’re trying to pull together a video game character costume, you’re going to need to go to the thrift stores. And if you didn’t know this, now you do.

You’re welcome! What else is there to say about Goodwill? It’s cheap, it serves a noble purpose (the chain’s stated vision reads: “Every person has the opportunity to achieve his/her fullest potential and participate in and contribute to all aspects of life.”), and it has locations in nearly every city in SLO County.

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When you have four dogs and two cats, as I do, you buy a lot of pet food, and while it’s tempting to cheap out and buy grocery store bargain food, animal lovers know their pets need healthy food to lead healthy lives. I feed my dogs EVO and my cats get HealthWise, and I’ve been buying it at Lemos for years, but they carry a wide variety of other quality pet feed: California Natural, IAMS, Innova, Karma, and more. They’ve also got all your pet accessory needs covered, super-friendly staffers who happily carry your feed to your vehicle, and locations throughout the

Central Coast. When you go to Lemos, your pet wins like Donkey Kong!

—Glen

RUNNER-UP: Petco

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Searching for hidden treasures? So is Lara Croft—only this cache isn’t full of deadly cliffs and temple guards, it’s Ruby Red. Finding the little shop may be a challenge, but once you enter, you’ll be amazed by the large selection of handpicked vintage items. The staff is very friendly, is knowledgeable, and takes pride in offering the best vintage items the Central Coast can offer. If you’re looking for a long-lost trinket or some vintage clothing, New Times readers say Ruby Rose should be the “X” on your treasure map.

—David RUNNER-UP (TIE): Ontology RUNNER-UP (TIE): Consignage Home and Garden Consignment

RUNNER-UP: Mission Thrift BEST LOCAL HARDWARE STORE

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Mountain Air Sports

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This locally owned store has been the first stop for SLO County outdoor adventurers since 1975. Heading out for hiking, climbing, skiing, snowboarding, or traveling? You’ll find all the high-quality apparel, footwear, and equipment you need.

The trained staff people at Mountain Air are amazingly knowledgeable and experienced. They can even give a half-hour dissertation on Gore-Tex! You can rent or buy skis and snowboards in winter, or tents, sleeping bags, and backpacks in summer.

There’s plentiful free parking, too!

—Kathy

Once or twice, I’ve found myself needing tools for a project, and—not being the craftiest of guys—it was the awesome staff at the SLO location that I credit for helping me fix my apartment’s busted door before the landlord got home. With no less than seven locations throughout SLO County, Miner’s does make it easy to get the tools for the job, even if it is a last-minute rush, as my endeavors in basic home improvement so often are.

And they’ve been doing this since 1956, so they must be doing something right, which is why they’ve won this category nearly every year for the past decade. They lack nothing when compared to the big box stores, offering rentals, making deliveries, and supplying a terrific rewards program.

—Matt

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RUNNER-UP: Pismo Bob ’ s Tru Value

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Waka, waka, waka. That’s the sound of Pac-Man chomping everything in sight at Trader Joe’s. Shoppers find low prices on everyday basics, plus a variety of foods from all over the world under the Trader Joe’s brand—with no artificial colors, flavors, preservatives, MSG, or genetically modified organisms. SLO Store Captain Heidi Vorwick says Trader Joe’s offers its customers “a sense of fun” from the moment they walk in the door. And now shoppers find more opportunities to sample the various food selections.

Waka, waka, waka!

—Kathy

Part of the reason why gamers prefer a gaming specialty store to an electronics store that just happens to sell games is that they can chat with the employees about which games are a better investment than others. The employees are gamers themselves, and offer good advice and share in friendly geeking-out about upcoming titles and old favorites. Thankfully, GameStop embodies that idea and has a great selection to boot. Used video games are an important part of the gaming selection, and it’s nice to be able to buy them from somewhere. On the other side of the spectrum, release parties and download events occur frequently and are a great time. GameStop offers all of this and more.

—Chris

RUNNER-UP: New Frontiers Natural Marketplace

RUNNER-UP: Cheap Thrills

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Open Air Flowers

BEST EYEWEAR STORE

1055 OSOS S T., S LO

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With a vast selection of locally grown blossoms and imported exotics from the tropics, Open Air Flowers was once again voted the best in the kingdom. They’ve been in town for 25 years, and these petal peddlers know what they’re doing. Whether you want to woo your lady with a rose, decorate an entire wedding, or whip up a last-minute bouquet before tying the knot at the courthouse across the street, they’ve got flowers for everything—except shooting fireballs at duck turtles. That kind of nonsense only happens in video games. “We couldn’t do it without our wonderful staff,” said Leslie Weber, who owns the shop with her husband Vance. “Everyone who works here genuinely loves each other and cares for this community.”

—Nick

If you’ve spent any time downtown, you’ve no doubt caught sight of a dashing, bespectacled man in a handsome shirt and tie, and … shorts! That’s Dr. Schultz, who for nearly 30 years has been helping folks correct their vision and find some stylish specs.

His store, which he and his wife Laurie opened 20 years ago, feels like an art gallery, and the brands they carry are as beautiful and unique as fine paintings and sculpture.

Oliver Peoples? Check! L.A. Eyeworks? You bet! Chrome Hearts? Damn straight! Alain Mikli? Mmm, hmm! You’ll look like a million bucks, or like you scored a million points!

—Glen

RUNNER-UP: FluidBloom

RUNNER-UP: Michael ’ s Optical

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BEST SHOE STORE

BEST JEWELRY STORE

867 H I GU E R A S T., S LO

Kevin Main Jewelry Design Studio

Jason Ashley’s grandfather, Ken Porche, opened Charles Shoes 45 years ago. Now Ashley is the assistant manager, but the store’s remained in the same downtown SLO location where it opened. If you’re some sort of free-spirited liberal arts major, this isn’t the store for you. All right, it’s for you, too, but Charles Shoes tries to cater to customers outside just the collegiate variety. It’s an old-fashioned kind of place where the clerks will help you put on your shoes. Their focus is comfort, but Charles Shoes has also dipped into fashionable footwear. All I care about, though, is whether they have Sonic’s powerup speed shoes? Actually, never mind. Those things were always a major pain to control.

—Colin

720 H I GU E R A S T., S LO

When I was first wooing my fiancée, I knew I had to find something special, something she’d love and cherish, which is why I headed straight for Kevin Main. Not only does Kevin have a full-scale design studio on hand, but he also has exclusive contracts with incredible designers such as Alex Sepkus, Bree Richey, and Marco Bicego. He’s come a long way from his one-man silversmith shop in Morro Bay, and his Higuera Street store recently had a makeover. It’s as beautiful as the jewelry it contains! And the friendly staff is there to find the perfect choice for you. I settled on a pair of earrings and a necklace by Thomas Mann, which obviously had the desired effect. I’m getting married this summer. I win!

—Glen

RUNNER-UP: Mike ’ s Shoes

RUNNER-UP: All That Glitters BEST TOY STORE

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BEST TUTORING SERVICE

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Put down your controller, you dweeb, and get yourself some learning! Sorry to be so harsh, but it’s time for gamers to shed the stereotypes of old. No longer will we be construed as lazy Doritos chuggers! Still, everyone needs help from time to time, no matter how thick your glasses are. And I know you think that your expertise at Portal means you understand quantum mechanics, but you’re wrong. So why not call the folks at Grade Potential? After 10 years in business, the SLO-based service has expanded to locations stretching down the Southern Californian coast. And with 120 tutors in SLO County alone—who have expertise in areas ranging from elementary school to college—you’re sure to get the help you need to prove you’re worth more than your World of Warcraft level.

—Colin

682 H I GU E R A S T., S LO

Legends tell us that before characters made of light killed each other on TV monitors, there were toys. Unlike video games, these Tangible Objects for Youthful Stimulation (TOYS) required their users to engage a now vestigial section of the human brain, something ancient scrolls called the “imagination.” Modern scientists dispute its relevance, but the toys can be seen, purchased, and even played with at SLO’s best relic shop, Tom’s Toys, a two-storied store whose walls are brimming with stuffed animals, action figures, building blocks, science kits, board games, crafts, castles, and more. “There’s something here for everyone,” said manager Carlos Macias. “People should have fun. Life’s not just about work.”

—Nick

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Mac Superstore

11980 LOS OSOS VA L L E Y ROA D, S LO

Remember those commercials that used a laid-back skater dude to represent Apple computers and a stodgy, bespectacled square to characterize PCs? Well, if that commercial were localized to SLO and repackaged with an old-school video game theme, the big box shops would be represented by the cold and sterile Dr. Robotnik while Sonic the Hedgehog played the part of Mac Superstore, a repair shop with a dizzyingly fast turn-around time and pockets full of gold rings forked over from loyal locals. Results from Apple customer satisfaction surveys place this shop on the top of the leader board, earning them the coveted title of “Premiere Service Provider,” a rank shared by only 50 stores nationwide, said owner Shane Williams.

—Nick RUNNER-UP: Best Buy

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Unique even in the world of public radio, KCBX provides SLO County listeners with a live, commercial-free mix of interesting music and vital talk, all generated by humans rather than computers. Program hosts are passionate about sharing the music they love, even video game music—“Morning Cup of Jazz” host Neal Losey took records to show-and-tell when he was in 2nd grade! Losey suggests that Pac-Man could host a show about food, since he’s always eating, and the Mario Bros. could be replacement hosts for the Car Guys. —Kathy

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here is a bike nerd; it’s like a kid in a candy shop,” said employee Jeff Bruchaz. Instead of sticking to just one or two bicycle brands, Art’s offers a variety, including Specialized, Giant, Cannondale, Bianchi, and BMC, giving customers the opportunity to get just what they’re looking for. Art’s also offers an extensive amount of energy and nutritional supplements as well, which help riders stay on top of their game.

—Jack RUNNER-UP: Ira ’ s Bike Shop BEST PLACE TO BUY A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT

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280 H I GU E R A S T., S LO BEST BIKE SHOP

Art ’ s Cyclery

181 SU B U R BA N ROA D, S LO

Art’s Cyclery has consolidated its Santa Barbara Street location with its warehouse at 181 Suburban Road in San Luis Obispo. The result is a bicycle enthusiast’s paradise that caters to everyone from the everyday commuter to the competitive racer. “Every person

“A Down Up! A Down Up!” If you’re a Zelda fan, you’ll remember playing the “Song of Storms” on the ocarina. But don’t forget that other classic, “Pedal Pedal Snare! Pedal Pedal Snare!” It’s hard to deny the imMANE EVENT Best Hair Salon portance of a drum in any band. honors go to Salon LUX, where an entire The Drum Circuit, a local SLO team is ready to make guests looks their establishment, recognizes how best, starting at the top. vital the instrument is and sports a great selection of all the tools a drummer needs. The friendly and talented staff can boast lots of experience, and the shop even offers lessons and practice rooms to rent.

Watch for frequent events, too. Don’t feel like leaving the house or your Nintendo? Shop online at drumcircuit.com.

—Chris RUNNER-UP: Lightning Joe ’ s Guitar Heaven

BEST AUTO MECHANIC

Rizzoli ’ s

2584 VIC TO R IA AV E ., S LO

Kyle Rizzoli, general manager of Rizzoli’s Automotive in San Luis Obispo, believes his youth to be an advantage in the rapidly changing auto mechanic industry. “Because I’m a younger guy, I have a different perspective,” he said. Rizzoli marks the third generation to have worked in the family business, which his father and grandfather started in 1976. Rizzoli’s doesn’t discriminate when it comes to car models, and they provide a variety of services, including smog check, brake installation, and oil change. Heck, Bowser might even consider taking his kart in for a tune-up. For more information or to schedule a date to bring your car in, check out rizzolisautomotive.com.

—Jack RUNNER-UP: Landis Automotive

BEST NURSERY/GARDEN STORE

Miner ’ s Ace Hardware

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You’ll find everything you need to get your garden growing—and thriving—at Miner’s, including enough flowers, shrubs, trees, and vegetables to get your green thumbs twitching. Each of the seven garden centers has inspiring displays of plants specially selected to grow in that area’s specific microclimate. Known for knowledgeable staff and excellent customer service, this locally owned business also stocks a wide array of lawn

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and garden tools, pavers and stepping stones, mulches and fertilizers. Psst—don’t tell Donkey Kong, but they even have barrels!

—Kathy

there, Mario can also take a look at Tails’ pet adoption book, and find the princess a new furry friend. Tails’ staff is friendly and always willing to help you find that purr-fect gift for your pet, whether it’s a soft bed, an airline-approved carrier, or a 6-foot carpeted cat condo.

—David

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Salon LUX

1075 C OU R T S T., S LO

It’s not easy becoming an Aveda Lifestyle Salon and Spa; the Aveda brand is choosy about whom it licenses. As soon as you walk through the doors at Salon LUX, you know it’s something special. The talented stylists offer everything from cutting-edge hair design to classic cuts and color, and with Aveda’s product line at their disposal, you know your hair and skin are going to be as beautiful and healthy as possible. LUX offers face and body spa treatments, wedding day packages to have you looking your best on your special day, and more options for your hair than can be listed here. Salon LUX will make you look hotter than Lara Croft!

—Glen RUNNER-UP: The Bladerunner Salon and Day Spa BEST PLACE TO PAMPER YOUR PET

Tails

745 H I GU E R A S T., S LO

After spending a day stomping baddies, Mario can take his pal Yoshi to Tails and reward him with a special organic treat—maybe a peanut butter cake?—and a new collar with an ID tag made while they wait. Tails of San Luis Obispo is where locals love to go to pamper their four-legged friends. The bakery serves up dog cookies in a variety of flavors, including bacon hearts. As for toys, owner Terry Treves noted the shop carries “toys that float, toys that squeak, toys that fly, toys to cuddle, and toys to chew.” While

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Good game design always starts with theft. Gears of War stole from Resident Evil 4; Battlefield stole from Call of Duty; and everyone stole everything from Shigeru Miyamoto. It would be easy to steal from a previous Best Of write-up, since Kennedy Club Fitness has won this same category before, what with its goal of making San Luis Obispo County the healthiest place in the world. More than 17,000 locals are tipping the scales that direction, enjoying tens of thousands of square feet of cardiovascular and strengthtraining equipment, a bevy of classes, aquatics, and events—like the recent Tax Relief Party that offered music and wine tasting.

—Colin RUNNER-UP: Club 24 BEST YOGA PLACE

Smiling Dog Yoga

1227 A RC H E R , S LO

Offering more than 35 yoga classes a week in a beautifully designed studio, plus massage therapy, acupuncture, a boutique, and a vegetarian café, Smiling Dog has everything you need to live more consciously. New to yoga? How about 30 days of classes for $30? With any luck, you’ll end up as flexible as Dhalsim, the yogic flamethrower of Street Fighter fame. As Smiling Dog owner Roxanne Banta says, “Dhalsim would find our Strong Vinyasa classes the ideal training ground for his street fighting—

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but we hope he’d find a way to practice nonviolence and either bring his opponent to yoga or teleport himself instead of fighting.” Yoga. Yoga. Yoga. Yoga flame! —Kathy RUNNER-UP: Yoga Centre

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How do they know what your body needs to relieve your particular tension? With seven different types of massage varying from 30 to 90 minutes and ranging from pre-natal to deep tissue to hot stone massage, you’re guaranteed to walk away purring. —Ashley RUNNER-UP: Sandalwood Spa BEST DAY SPA

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New Frontiers Natural Marketplace 1531 FROOM R A N C H WAY, S LO

Since the beginning of digital time, men, women, and giant yellow circles have sought points and found them in fruit. Of course, games have grown more complex over the years, forcing players to search far and wide for a variety of items to keep their stats up and their health bars full. Luckily for local gamers, New Frontiers Natural Marketplace offers the potions (supplements), meat (organic chicken legs), and milk (soy, rice, or almond) for the energy they need to defeat boss after boss. Some health food stores are hole-in-the wall type shops, but New Frontiers is a full-blown grocery store with its own deli, bakery, butcher, and enough healthy stuff to take care of every meal.

—Nick RUNNER-UP: Trader Joe ’ s

1215 AVI L A B E AC H D R IV E , S LO

Toward the turn of the last century, “two weathered prospectors” started drilling in hopes of tapping oil. Instead, they ended up flooding Avila Beach with sweet mineral water, leaving the oil business and eventual Avila-remodel job up to Unocal. What is now known as Sycamore Mineral Springs Resort had its origins as an early 20th century therapeutic center, which shifted in the mid’70s into a destination resort. These days, it’s known to locals as the ultimate SLO County pamperhotspot, where guests can indulge in anything from fine food to massages and facials.

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Foiling Dr. Robotnik’s plans for world take-over and enslavement of the animal kingdom is stressful business—not to mention hard on the joints. If springing through trees while carrying countless rings doesn’t wear you out, well, you’re probably not human.

But if it does, New Times readers recommend Sycamore Mineral Springs for a massage that will work out all the kinks, leaving you limber and ready to race through new worlds.

Well, consarnit, SLO County! What’s a New Times reporter got to do for a little love around here? For the last dozen years (but who’s counting?) KSBY has spanked us where it hurts most. As the accolades flow elsewhere and the runner-up certificates pile up in our editorial department, we writers can’t help but wonder what those slick broadcasters have that we don’t. Sure, they’re on TV, they’re better looking, and every now and again rainbows and unicorns blast out of their hilltop studio and cure famine and disease. And their news is pretty newsy, I guess. So I took my gripe to the station’s newsroom director, Doug Barden, who had the gumption to be totally cool and humble. “I’ve never worked in a market where a TV station has as much support from the community as we do here.

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to my “crew” for making Landis Auto one of the top Auto Repair Shops in all San Luis Obispo County to have your car serviced!”

We have all the gear you need for hunting, fishing, camping, backpacking & more!

• Damian Chiapella

Landis Auto 435 Marsh Street San Luis Obispo 544-9198 www.landisauto.com

Four Seasons Outfitters SINCE 1986 · 432 Higuera Street, SLO · 544-5171

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Sinsheimer Building, Monterey St, retrofit & remodel.

We appreciate being recognized as one of the best. 20 years in business. Built on a foundation of quality, service & craftsmanship.

The Landing, Avila Beach, new construction (mixed residential & commercial).

Monterey Heights, SLO ~ Custom Home Call us: 805-541-2828 Visit us: 71 Zaca Lane, Ste. 140. SLO, 93401 Mail us: P.O. Box 12907, SLO, 93406 See us at: www.gregmooreconstruction.com Ca.State.License # 643022

A tribute to a man who left his mark on the Central Coast–

Ira Hughes

1953-2011

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To all of our customers for voting us one of your favorite bike shops!

ALWAYS #1 IN SOUTH COUNTY

In 1975, Ira bought the bike shop that he had been working in since he was 12 years old.

Back then it was known as Joyce Cycle Center. which he renamed it Ira’s Bike Shop.

The 1,100-square foot store was always filled to the brim with bicycles, stacks of helmets, boxes of water bottles, & full of passion & love for what he was doing & the people he was doing it for.

A fixture in the community, Ira had become an Eagle Scout in 1969 & continued to serve as a Scout Master until 2010.

He gave back to the community again & again in so many ways, whether it be with his time or the donations he made.

Ira was like family to many & he will be missed by everyone he touched & every bicycle he fixed. So Long Ira, I enjoyed working with you the past 19 years & thank you for being one of the good guys.

Written by Rhonda O’Dell Sales Rep to Ira’s Bike Shop since 1992

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At the end of the day, we’re really just trying to serve the community and our viewers,” he said. Well, I’m not buying it, new guy. Recount!

—Matt RUNNER-UP (ALLEGEDLY): N e w Ti m e s

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plumber just couldn’t keep going. Finally, they went to Danielle Plevel, who made the process fair and as painless as was possible. And that was all that anyone could hope for.

—Chris RUNNER-UP: Gary Faucette BEST CONSTRUCTION COMPANY

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The more time you spend pretending to be a hero, the less you look like one. Every once in a while, it’s healthiest to drop the sticks, get off the couch, and head to the gym, an experience that can be downright terrifying for pale-skinned chubbos. Luckily, business owners Suzanne Smith and Kristin Alexander have created an environment that’s open and inviting to first-time exercisers, families, and athletes alike. Instead of weights and treadmills, the Edge Fitness Studio offers small aerobics classes of varying styles that will tone any body type. Also, there are no membership fees. People pay by the class and can go as little or as often as they like, a model customers seem to love.

—Nick

A character in the 1989 classic video game Zero Wing famously said, “All your base are belong to us.” There are many theories as to that cryptic line’s meaning, but for the purposes of this write-up, I’m going to assume he was talking about home construction.

Just replace “base” with “home” and you’ve got one hell of a marketing pitch. You’re welcome, Shea Homes—not that you need the help. In today’s economy, it seems nothing short of miraculous to still be building homes, let alone be voted as Best Construction Company. With operations throughout California, and indeed the country, Shea Homes—builders of Trilogy at Monarch Dunes—seems to have a special love of the Central Coast, with its “unique cultural flavor that attracts artists, intellectuals, and those that wish to escape the hustle and bustle of big metropolitan areas.”

—Colin

RUNNER-UP: Eureka! Burger

RUNNER-UP: Greg Moore Construction, LLC

271 FIV E C ITI E S D R IV E , G ROV E R B E AC H

BEST DIVORCE LAWYER

BEST HOME REMODEL COMPANY

Danielle Plevel

4251 S. H I GU E R A S T., S U ITE 101, S LO

Sadly, something just didn’t work out. Was it the stench of the hard-working plumber keeping you at bay? Was it her refusal to forgo an outmoded puppet monarchy for more Western ideals? Did either of them have time to raise a family with all that went on? No one is quite sure what the reason ended up being, but ultimately, the princess and the

GREG MOORE CONSTRUCTION, INC. 71 Z AC A L A N E , SU ITE 140, S LO

A person’s home is their castle, and sometimes castles require a little updating. Whether it’s the addition of a deck or a new kitchen or a slight revamp of the family room, Greg Moore Construction has you covered. And if, by some chance, you’re in the market for something a little more challenging, like constructing your dream home, they have 20 years of experience to help carry you through. So whether your castle could use a new

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BEST EYEWEAR…Anywhere!

Urban Optics • Downtown SLO • LA Eyeworks • Oliver Peoples • Alain Mikli • Garrett Leight • Francis Klein • Funk Royal

• Salt Optics • Paul Frank • Lafont • Jeremy Tarian • Bevel • Chrome Hearts

Eye Exams • Contact Lenses • Unique Eyewear

Dr. Dave Schultz • 1001 Higuera Street • San Luis Obispo, CA • 805-543-5200 www.urbanoptics.com

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for the bride and her maids to try dresses together and more than 200 gowns in styles ranging from traditional to modern and edgy.

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—Ashley RUNNER-UP: IMC Building

RUNNER-UP: A Heart ’ s Desire BEST CAR WASH

BEST PLACE FOR A WEDDING RECEPTION/BIG BASH

The Cliffs Resort

2757 S H E LL B E AC H ROA D, PI SMO B E AC H

Everyone saw it coming. Mario and Princess are finally tying the knot! With exclusively designed reception packages, the Cliffs Resort in Pismo Beach is the best place to hold the after party. Guests will love drinking champagne while watching the sun set over some of Central Coast’s most pristine beaches. Whether you are celebrating the joining of two lovers or throwing a big bash to commemorate the fall of King Koopa, the stunning views and impeccable service at the Cliffs Resort will make any event a oncein-a-lifetime experience.

—David RUNNER-UP: Madonna Inn

Sunset North Car Wash 1023 M A R S H S T., S LO

When you’ve amassed a couple weekends’ worth of road grime on your shaggin’ wagon, it may behoove you to make the quick stop at Sunset, SLO County readers’ choice for the best place to get your ride wiped down and polished up, inside and out.

After all, you don’t want to be Cruis’n USA in a filthy ride. Plus, they’re right across the street from our New Times office, and I can attest that the crew busts their humps to do the job right. Need a complete wax? Done in 20 minutes or less! Special packages and senior discounts are available.

—Matt RUNNER-UP: El Camino

BEST LOCAL BANK/CREDIT UNION

BEST PLACE TO BUY A WEDDING DRESS

Down the Aisle

144 W E S T B R A N C H S T., A R ROYO G R A N D E

So you’ve finally been rescued from that maniacal lizard monster, his lava-filled dungeon, and his legions of mushroom henchmen. You knew it was love the moment you looked into that heroic plumber’s mustache, and you want the wedding to be special, even if your tale of courtship is pretty boring and about the most common in the digital land.

Whether you want to look like a princess or a sweet peach, head to Down the Aisle in Arroyo Grande for the county’s best wedding shop. They’ve got fitting rooms large enough

SESLOC Federal Credit Union 11491 LOS OSOS VA L L E Y ROA D, S LO

I always wondered why Mario gets an extra life when he collects 100 coins, and where do those coins go? Of course, as I grew older, I came to the conclusion that he invests his hardearned virtual scratch. If that little Italian ’shroomer were local, he’d probably have an account with SESLOC. As your repeat winner for Best Local Bank/Credit Union, the SLO-based institution is celebrating its 70th anniversary this year. According to Carla Swift, it’s because they focus on service for their members who are, in fact, also their owners. “Our basic philosophy is when our members are successful then we’ll be successful,” she said.

—Colin RUNNER UP: Coast Hills

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promises, the brothers Steed are poised for a clean-cut, All-American world take-over. —Ashley

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BEST WEEKEND GETAWAY IN SLO COUNTY

Sycamore Mineral Springs Resort 1215 AVI L A B E AC H D R IV E , S LO

It’s a tightly held secret that when British aristocrat/adventurer Lara Croft needs to unwind after searching the dangerous world for the Dagger of Xian, the pistol-packing archaeologist can hang up her holster and let down her braid at Sycamore Mineral Springs. She can check in to a spa suite, walks the labyrinth, and indulge in the anti-aging Wrapsody Body Treatment, something to help her eternally youthful appearance. After a dip in a secluded mineral spring hot tub, she can strut over to the Gardens of Avila restaurant where Chef Pandee Pearson prepares her Peking duck. Lara will be rejuvenated and ready to fight ancient artifact thieves again. Now don’t you wish you had that kind of getaway booked? —Wendy RUNNER-UP: Cambria Pines Lodge BEST MOVING COMPANY

RUNNER-UP: U-Haul BEST REAL ESTATE COMPANY

Keller Williams Realty Central Coast 350 JA M E S WAY, SU ITE 130, PI SMO B E AC H

If you’re looking to be the mayor of your personal SimCity, why not start at Keller Williams Realty? Williams Realty is proud to say they have the highest number of closed transactions and the greatest volume of listings from Nipomo to Arroyo Grande. With experts trained to help find you the perfect home, how can anyone go wrong? Buy some residential land in SLO through Keller Williams Realty Central Coast, and you’ll be tinkering with the perfect living arrangement in no time. —David RUNNER-UP: Re/Max Del Oro BEST PLACE TO MAKE YOU LOOK YOUNGER

Meathead Movers

3600 S. H I GU E R A S T., S LO

Two clean-cut brothers who worked their way to the top and now socialize with bonafide princesses? I know what you’re thinking: I must be referring to Mario, Luigi, and that pinkest of nobles—Peach. But that description belongs equally to Aaron and Evan Steed, who started Meathead Movers in 1997 and opened two new branches faster than Mario conquering castles. Their most recent venture—which would certainly make the Italian plumbers proud—is Princess Packers, the brainchild of Aaron’s wife Erin, which provides assistance with the delicate art of packing up your treasures before the hunky student-athletes take over on moving day. But they’ve got more than gold coins on the brain; for each box packed by the handy princesses, Meathead Movers donates $1 to The Cinderella Fund, an organization that gives grants to children whose families are enduring financial hardships. With an estimated 200 people in their employ—roughly 30 princesses, 150 meatheads, and 20 administrators—and a reputation for following through on their

Sandalwood Spa

1645 TR I LOGY PA R K WAY, N I P OMO

This spa offers the expected waxing and tinting, aiming to smooth to youthful levels any chin, underarm, leg, or bikini line. Other available treatments read like a menu: Enjoy papaya pineapple exfoliation, a mimosa body facial, or a cinnamon vanilla brown sugar scrub. With your appetite whetted for luxurious care, dive into an hour-long ultra quench facial with “potent age fighting therapy.� Then “turn back the hands of time� by stimulating collagen and slowing cellular aging with help from “ultrasonic and micro current technology.� Cap it off with a massage, a firming body wrap, a manicure “sure to help your golf swing,� or some semi-permanent eyelash extensions. Even gentlemen looking to shed a few years can spend 60 minutes having their faces cleansed, exfoliated, and moisturized. But honestly, after these treatments, you’ll be so relaxed you won’t care what you look like. —Ryan RUNNER UP: Salon LUX

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erving all of the Central Coast with offices in San Luis Obispo and Arroyo Grande

Re/Max Del Oro wishes to thank the reader’s of New Times for this honor!

Re/Max Del Oro San Luis Obispo 857 Santa Rosa Street San Luis Obispo 781-8101

Re/Max Del Oro Arroyo Grande 214 East Branch Street Arroyo Grande 481-9800

www.DelOroProperties.com

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VOTED BEST CONSTRUCTION COMPANY With prices now starting in the mid $300s, there’s never been a better time to move to this spectacular resort community. Come out and experience the best home values on the Central Coast at Trilogy.

• 30 holes of award-winning golf • Luxury resort club & spa • Acclaimed Adelina’s Bistro • 14 open, spacious floor plans • SheaXero - the no electric bill homeTM with solar included

Homes from the $350s to low $1,000,000s

It’s your move.

1640 Trilogy Parkway • Hwy 101 • Exit Tefft • Head West • Rt. @ Mesa

TrilogyLife.com/CentralCoast | 888-456-7258 Trilogy® is a registered trademark of Shea Homes, Inc., an independent member of the Shea family of companies. Trilogy at Monarch Dunes is a community by Shea Homes Limited Partnership, sales by Shea Homes Marketing Company (DRE #01378646) and construction by Shea Homes, Inc. (CSLB #672285). Trilogy at Monarch Dunes is a community for people of all ages. This is not an offer of real estate for sale, nor a solicitation of an offer to buy, to residents of any state or province in which registration and other legal requirements have not been fulfilled. Void where prohibited. Models are not an indication of racial preference. © 2012 Shea Homes, Inc. All rights reserved.

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Restaurant THANK YOU FOR VOTING MONGO’S

BEST SOUTH COUNTY BAR!

Come on by and see why we are the Best Bar!

805-489-3639 • 359 WEST GRAND AVE, GROVER BEACH

GREAT FOOD, GOOD TIMES AND LIVE MUSIC

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PHOTOGRAPHER: STEVE E. MILLER PHOTOSHOP BY BRENDAN ROWE LOCATION: BISHOP PEAK MODELS: RYAN MILLER AS DONKEY KONG, JENNY GOSNELL AS PRINCESS, AND ANNA WELTNER AS MARIO

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Visit our Paso Robles Wine Center and discover our J. Lohr signature wines.

These include J. Lohr Gesture, luscious Rhone-style varietals and blends available exclusively at the J. Lohr Wine Centers and online at jlohr.com!

J. LOHR PASO ROBLES WINE CENTER 6169 Airport Road (off Hwy 46 East) 805.239.8900 TASTING DAILY 10AM – 5PM

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795 H i gu e r a S T., S LO

When Mario needs proper aquawear, he picks the far-left treasure chest in the first Mushroom House in the Water World. But he never looked as good in his frog suit as you will after a trip to SLO Swim, where owner Shelly Filit will have you covered—or just barely, according to your preference. Though they’ve been in business nearly 15 years, this marks the first award for SLO Swim in this category’s inaugural appearance.

You might say making you look good at the beach is Shelly’s family mission—her two sisters, interestingly enough, own the Tanners Cove series of tanning salons, also Best of SLO winners this year. SLO Swim also specializes in large cup sizes, so, that’s pretty awesome, right?

—Matt

Central Coast Surfboards 855 marSh ST., SLO

Looking to be the next Tony Hawk? Put those game controllers down and head over to Central Coast Surfboards. This board shop has everything you need to get you ready to shred both land and water. CCS also offers a wide range of surf and skate clothing for those of you who aren’t ready to drop that joystick and pick up that board. Either way, the staff is friendly and willing to help you find what you’re looking for. Now, if only they could help me beat Bam Margera in a game of Skate.

—David

BEST TANNING SALON

Tanners Cove

Sa n Lu i S O b i S p O • pi SmO b e ac h

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runner-up: Moondoggies

BEST PLACE TO RIDE YOUR BIKE

Bob Jones Bike Trail

Leave your cares—and the traffic—behind as you pedal the completed section of the Bob Jones City-to-Sea Bike Trail from Ontario Road to Avila Beach. Skirting the flowing waters of San Luis Obispo Creek, the mostly level Class I trail passes through peaceful, tree-lined vistas. Bike riders cheerfully share the trail with hikers, children, rollerbladers, dogs, and strollers, all taking

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runner-up: Central Coast Surfboards

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FIrST-perSOn SHOOTer A new category this year, Best Fishing/Hunting Shop, went to Four Seasons Outfitters, offering sportsmen and women just about everything except the quarry itself.

SLO Swim

When the sun finally emerges from the long, cold winter and bros and Poly Dollies once again shed their clothes on the beaches of the Central Coast, it’s not hard to spot those who haven’t had a decent dose of Vitamin D since fall reared its ugly head. You know, that pasty white glow that radiates off of, say, writer types who work in an underground dungeon. But fret not, my translucent brethren. Tanners Cove can help you reach that proper shade before those May flowers blossom. Locally co-owned by sisters Sharon Smith Morrow and Kasey Smith Castillo, both Cal Poly grads, five salons span across SLO and northern Santa Barbara counties, and boast more than 60 tanning beds, spray tanning options, and low pricing without having to commit to a membership. Get your bronze on!

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Woof Woof!

$5 Off Any $50 purchase Exp. 5.15.12 Mention New Times to Receive Discount

Specializing in Large C up Sizes Open M-Sat. 10-6p, Sun. 11-6p

Thank you for voting Woods Humane Society Best Local Non Profit 2012. Your support and generosity enable us to continue to serve the homeless dogs & cats that call our shelter home. Please visit our website to view our Volunteer Opportunities, Wish List, Adoptable Animals, or to make a financial contribution to our cause.

SLO SWIM www.SLOSWIM.com

795 Higuera St. San Luis Obispo · (805) 781-9604

875 Oklahoma Avenue, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405 805-543-9316 - www.woodshumane.org

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THANK YOU FOR VOTING SYCAMORE MINERAL SPRINGS BEST OF 2012 Best Day Spa, Best Massage, & Best Weekend Getaway

Spa & Relax

Romantic Getaway

Girls Spa Day

595-7302 · sycamoresprings.com · 1215 Avila Beach Drive

 text SMSR to 366948 for local specials 

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Open Daily: Sun & Mon 12-5, Tues & Wed 11-6, Thurs-Sat 11-7

We at Ontology would like to thank everyone for voting for us.

In the short time since opening, we have come to know many good and generous people. We plan to be around for a long time providing inexpensive home décor, furnishings, collectibles and gifts. Thank you so very much we hope to see you soon!

Ontology

980 Morro (Behind Retrofit) San Luis Obispo, CA.93401 · (805) 783-2616 www.stuffexists.biz www.facebook.com/pages/Ontology

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advantage of an easily accessible place to get some exercise in nature. Bike rentals are available at both ends of the Bob Jones Trail, named for a tireless advocate of SLO Creek, and work is underway to eventually complete the trail all the way from the city to the beach.

—Kathy runner-up: Montaña de Oro

Avila Beach Golf Resort (tie) 6464 A n A BAy D r iv e , Avi l A B e Ac h

Monarch Dunes Golf Club (tie) 1606 Tr i logy PA r k wAy, n i P omo

Friends like Sonic and Tails like to take a break from chasing evil doctors to hit the links. Only they have a hard choice choosing which one of Central Coast’s courses is the best. Monarch Dunes in Nipomo has two award-winning courses surrounded by eucalyptus trees, coastal vistas, windswept dunes, and vineyards. Avila Beach Golf Resort offers an 18-hole course with oak-lined valleys and an ocean view. Both are challenging courses and will leave you with an unforgettable experience. New Times readers couldn’t decide, making a tie for first place in this category. I wonder where Dr. Robotnik plays?

—David runner-up: Morro Bay Golf Course BEST PLACE TO TAKE THE KIDS

Avila Beach

You’ve got sand, you’ve got surf, you’ve got sun. These three elements combined will keep any kid busy for hours upon hours. Actually, any two of the three will do. I’ve seen kids, shivering under a cloudy sky, frolicking like their lips aren’t blue. I’ve seen children sit and dig holes many times deeper than they are tall. And, of course, there are water lovers whose feet would never touch land if they had their way. There are many beaches along the coast, but New Times readers picked Avila, a particularly picturesque stretch backed by a charming, strollable collection of shops. It’s

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also home to a playground and the Avila Beach Sea Life Center, where young explorers can get face to face with live sharks and other denizens of the sea. Summer camp at the center promises fun and will teach participants about the wonders of the blue expanse a few steps away. —Ryan runner up: San Luis Obispo Children ’ s Museum BEST HIKE

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Bishop Peak stands 1,546 feet above sea level and is the larger of the two most recognizable mountains in San Luis Obispo. The trek to the top is about four miles round trip and provides hikers with a 360-degree view of San Luis Obispo and the surrounding areas. Along the base of the mountain lies a 50-foot rock face equipped with climbing hooks for people who dare to scale it. As you ascend the mountain, you begin to take in more and more of the beautiful scenery around you. Once you get to the top, you’re greeted with a bench to rest your aching feet and legs and enjoy the view. Climb a bit higher, and you can lay out and get your tan on with your friends. Bishop Peak is a popular hike for locals and visitors; people who make the trek have a hard time doing it just once.

—Jack runner-up: Cerro San Luis (Madonna Mountain) BEST FISHING/HUNTING SHOP

Four Seasons Outfitters

432 h i gu e r A S T., S lo

I have some hunter friends who fed me quail tacos once, and boy was that meal tasty. Anyone looking to bag some of that dish’s main ingredient would do well to visit Four Seasons Outfitters, equipping SLO County with firearms, ammunition, rods, reels, tackle, clothing, camping gear, backpacking supplies, and more since 1986. Dave McNamara—who referred to himself as the shop’s janitor, owner, and everything in between—said locals enjoy lake fishing for bass, crappie, and catfish; ocean fishing (it was salmon season when we talked); turkey hunting; the aforementioned quail (plus dove and chuckers, Hungarian partridges). Bigger game includes rabbits, wild pigs, deer, and elk. What’s McNamara’s specialty? “Getting out the front door.” He’s at the point in life, he said, when it’s just nice to go, whether hunting, fishing, or just enjoying the day. —Ryan runner-up: Big 5

Thank you San Luis Obispo for choosing Smiling Dog Yoga as the Best Place for Yoga 3 years in a row!

Come in and see why our students love us.

www.ReevesAutoRepair.com 235 Tank Farm Road, Unit C San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 805-785-0710

BRAKE SERVICE SPECIAL

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OIL CHANGE SPECIAL

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New Student Special:

$30 for 30 Days of Unlimited Yoga!

(Activated the day of purchase, offer valid for a limited time only)

Lots of Other Savings! $75 Monthly Unlimited Yoga Membership $55 Massage-A-Month Membership Acupuncture & Eco-Conscious Retail We present over 35 yoga classes each week in a variety of styles to serve the different needs of people of all ages and from all walks of life. With skillful teachers, affordable prices, a lovely studio, retail boutique, and a cafe serving wholesome vegetarian cuisine, find out why yoga is the answer to your health and sanity.

Store Hours 10-6 M-F, 10-3 Sat, 10-1 Sun Cafe Serves 11-3 M-Sat (closed Sun)

smilingdogyoga.com / 1227 Archer SLO / 805 546 9100

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This FDA approved medication stops withdrawal symptoms and eliminates cravings!

Only physicians with special training are allowed to prescribe this extremely safe medication and the Federal Drug Enforcement Agency restricts the number of patients any one doctor can treat.

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Visit our website at www.SLOARC.com for more information.

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Woods Humane Society

Back in 2009, the San Luis Obispo City Council members said, “Yeah. Yeah. Let’s do this,” giving a collective nod that welcomed a double-decker behemoth to city streets. The idea was to bring in a bus so big, no one would again be left at a stop, unable to board a crowded vehicle just to get to class at Cal Poly or whathave-you. Leaders dished out $850,000 from a federal grant and state agencies, then had to make some adjustments to the lowerhanging obstacles over local roads. About 18,000 more stimulus dollars went into tweaking a garage door to allow the bus access. And more went into investing in a way to wash the thing’s huge body. City leaders said they were happy with the bus in late 2010, citing an increase in ridership, but locals apparently aren’t as smitten with the tower of public transportation.

—Ryan

875 OK L A H OM A AV E ., SA N LU I S O B I S P O

Dedicated to opening local homes and hearts to unwanted pets, Woods Humane Society has provided humane care for unwanted animals for more than 50 years. With a staff of 30, and hundreds of animal-loving volunteers, “the passion at Woods is like nothing else,” says executive director Cory Karpin.

Funds donated by the community have been used recently to hire the organization’s first fulltime veterinarian for spay/neuter and animal health, and to open an onsite industrial laundry. Woods has one of the country’s highest placement rates for homeless pets. “We’re like the video puzzle game Tetris,” says Karpin, “always looking for a match, for a permanent lifetime fit.”

—Kathy

RUNNER UP: Los Osos sewer BEST FRIEND TO THE ENVIRONMENT

ECOSLO

3436 SACRAMENTO DR., SUITE A, SAN LUIS OBISPO

RUNNER UP: REC Solar

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SLO double-decker bus

Before Pac-Man was even a twinkle in an eye in Japan, hardworking volunteers at ECOSLO—the Environmental Center of San Luis Obispo County—started the first local recycling center.

More than 40 years later, the nonprofit group is still attracting volunteers, members, and sponsors who work to protect and enhance our beautiful local environment. From docent-led hikes in city and county open spaces to trail work and beach cleanups, ECOSLO is going strong. As program manager Kylee Singh says, “Thanks, SLO County, for being so ECO-groovy!”

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TAKE ME! Woods Humane Society, voted Best Nonprofit, has paired pets with people “for a permanent lifetime fit” for more than 50 years in San Luis Obispo County.

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Los Osos sewer This victory is a testament to the Los Osos sewer’s apparent immutability in locals’ minds.

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rassment allegations plaguing public servants, mouth-based foot-putting on the part of a panoply of public officials, a seemingly endless war waged on homeless people, and general nefariousness and ne’er-do-wellism oozing from just about every crack and cranny of the county, the sewer still reigned as the supreme scandal in the land. What happened most recently in the ongoing saga of what to do with Los Osos residents’ waste? Well, a lot—but who cares? It’s the sewer! The toiletrelated migraines are so ingrained in the public at this point, psychic echoes of this controversy will likely garner it gold stars for years to come—even after construction begins … maybe this summer?

—Ryan RUNNER UP: former Paso Robles Police Chief Lisa Solomon

BEST ANNOYING PUBLIC FIGURE

SLO County Supervisor Adam Hill How does the man voted Best Annoying Public Figure stack up against the iconic figure we love to hate, the video game villain? Hill’s favorite video game villain of all time is Donkey Kong, “because he was so misunderstood.” If he had to choose a pseudonym under which he would commit his nefarious deeds, he would go by “Rabbi Adam” and his catchphrase would be “Don’t make me go New Jersey on you!” (Please be sure to read that in your very best Jersey accent.) His signature move? “Death stare intermittently interrupted by oversalivated flinching.” But any video game villain worth his evil cape knows that he needs henchmen, underlings to carry out tasks and make clever wisecracks about the good guys.

For that Hill has: Bruce Gibson. “I call in Bruce Gibson to do my dirty work,” Hill explained.

“The dude is versed in all the martial arts and was once a jazzercise instructor.” But the true test of any video game villain: Has Hill ever kidnapped a princess? “Yes and no. The great late beloved Princess Di and I had a fling in the late ’80s and the British tabloids called me nasty names and accused me of every untreatable sin.” Sounds like Hill might give Donkey Kong a run for his bananas.

—Ashley RUNNER UP: San Luis Obispo Mayor Jan Marx

BEST USE OF TAXPAYERS ’ MONEY

schools/education SLO County residents put almost $200 million into local schools through their property taxes, with help from tax funds from the state. We’re looking at serious chunks of public change dropped on the more than 34,000 students who enjoy K-12 education in the county. Student performance comes in above the state average, according to the county’s 2011 annual education report. Superintendent Julian Crocker said in a letter that the county wants to prepare students to take the next step toward a productive career, to participate as a citizen in our democracy, and to be life-long learners. The report notes, however, that California is 46th in the nation in spending per student, “and the future looks dim.” Fortunately, New Times readers believe what public dollars do go toward education are well spent.

—Ryan RUNNER UP: state parks BEST ELECTED OFFICIAL

SLO County Sheriff Ian Parkinson Sheriff Ian Parkinson really is a dreamboat, isn’t he? If he weren’t a cop, Parkinson would probably be off rescuing princesses. But on a recent afternoon, he was plopped into a chair on the patio of a local café, reading the paper, sipping coffee, and greeting just about everyone who walked by. You also need to picture the man in his sheriff uniform, which he’s worn proudly since his first day on the job. And he’s so freaking goody-goody it’s borderline nauseating. The man doesn’t even jaywalk. While he’s happy you all seem to like him—you really like him—he says that was never one of his goals. Parkinson explained that he just tries to do the right thing, whether people like him or not. But he likes that you like him. “You feel like you must be doing something right,” he said.

—Colin RUNNER UP: Congresswoman Lois Capps

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