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February 1 - February 8, 2018 VOLUME 32, NUMBER 28

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This week cover A court fight over affordable housing .......................................... 10

news SLO Uber assault case isn’t alone ........................................8 Oceano Dunes trying to clean up more than dust .................................9

opinion The Central Coast says no to drilling ......................................... 13

arts GALLERY: Spoons at SLOMA symbolize overdoses .....................34 STAGE: Vagina Monologues at a local church ....................................36

flavor CONSERVATION: Environmentally friendly restaurants .........................45 cover photo by Jayson Mellom cover design by Alex Zuniga

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ffordable housing doesn’t build itself. It needs investors, community support, a nonprofit or government agency, and often tax credits to get things started. But the relationship between private investors and public agencies sometimes sour, which often involves market forces that push the partners in opposite TRANQUILITY directions. Such is the case for one complex of in INTERRUPTED Anne Ramirez, SLO (where 97 percent of the residents have a pays $300 a disability), which is now at the center of a court month for her wheelchair case involving eminent domain. In this week’s cover accessible 1 bedroom story, Staff Writer Peter Johnson writes about the apartment. complex’s past, present, and future, as well as the The Housing Authority of SLO residents who could be affected [10]. is currently in This week, you can also read about what court with private investors over Uber’s facing in more places than San Luis ownership of the Obispo due to sexual assault cases against its complex. drivers [8]; why the Oceano Dunes is trying to get into compliance with the Endangered Species Act [9]; an exhibit designed around spoons that focuses on the opioid pandemic [34]; the surprising location for this year’s annual Vagina Monologues [36]; and where you can eat to do your part and keep nonbiodegradable to-go containers off our shoreline [45].

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art Artifacts ....................... 34 Split Screen.................. 39 Reviews and Times ..... 39 Get Out! ....................... 44

the rest Classifieds.................... 48 Real Estate .................. 48 Brezsny’s Astrology..... 55

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SLO concerned about impact of Cal Poly’s master plan

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an Luis Obispo is asking Cal Poly to take a closer look at how its proposed 20-year master plan could impact a number of critical city services, including law enforcement.

In a lengthy evaluation of the university’s draft environmental impact report (EIR) for the master plan, city staff raised a number of concerns that the projected growth of both the campus and student body would strain its police department’s ability to provide services to residents.

“While the city supports the goals of the master plan, the unmitigated impacts that will have both quality of life impacts on our residents and fiscal impacts on our operations need full analysis and appropriate mitigation,” Michael Codron, SLO’s community development director, said in a Jan. 8 letter to the university attached to an analysis and comments on the master plan from the city.

According to the city, the university’s draft EIR does not adequately account for the impact that growth under the master plan would have on emergency services, specifically the SLO Police Department. According to the draft EIR, the current version of the master plan would increase the number of on-campus residents to 6,800, as well as an additional 3,308 people resulting from five new residential neighborhoods.

“The addition of this many new students to the area will create additional strains on the city’s police department,” the analysis states. “Even though students might relocate from off-campus to new on-campus housing, the reality is that the city’s total population will increase as a result of the master plan as units previously occupied by students are filled with new residents.”

Worries about the impact of a growing student population on SLOPD’s resources aren’t new.

Former City Manager Katie Lichtig raised similar concerns in a September 2017 letter to Cal Poly President Jeffrey Armstrong, written shortly after the university announced that

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ARRESTS AND DEVELOPMENT Cal Poly master plan means more housing and students, raising concerns about its impact on SLO’s police services.

between 1,000 and 1,200 more students than expected were enrolled for the fall.

“The San Luis Obispo Police Department believes there will be increases in certain student related call types,” Lichtig wrote.

“Call types that significantly involve students are alcohol related, noise, DUI and parking/ abandoned vehicles.”

“If the city faces these impacts from an unexpected enrollment increase of 1,000 to 1,200 students, impacts to the University Police Department under the master plan, which anticipates 6,800 new on-campus residents and over 5,000 more headcount students, will be significant,” the city’s analysis noted. “The [draft EIR] requires revision and recirculation to address these impacts” In addition to concerns about law enforcement, the city also called on the university to revise its EIR to better address and mitigate impacts on other critical city services such as water, wastewater, and transportation services, all of which it says

could be affected by the growth of the campus.

Speaking to New Times, Codron expressed hope that the two entities could continue to work together to address the concerns raised by the city’s analysis.

“The city is fully engaged with Cal Poly and their leadership team,” he said. “We are hopeful that the outcome is consistent with the guiding principles that the City Council has provided to us and can support growth on campus in a sustainable way.”

In a written statement to New Times, university spokesman Matt Lazier indicated that Cal Poly was reviewing the city’s comments and working on a response.

“As part of the overall EIR comment period process, we are reviewing all comments and will respond to each one,” he said. “There is not a set time frame; it will take as much time as it takes to consider and thoughtfully respond to each comment.” ∆ —Chris McGuinness

Settlement reached in Avila Ranch lawsuit

“The bottom line is we’re happy with what we got,” said Kathy Borland, a Buckley Road resident and member of Preserve the SLO Life.

“We came up with a fairly good compromise. ... Our big argument is infrastructure and circulation [impacts]—that’s the big issue with all these developments.”

Members of both neighborhood groups will also have to be consulted when the city and county address new infrastructure in the area as construction of the development commences.

Borland said Preserve the SLO Life will continue to be active in the community as residential advocates when controversial city issues arise.

“The city is making decision after decision that is not serving the constituents who live here,” Borland said. “We’ll do what we can do to hold the city’s feet to the fire.”

—Peter Johnson

San Luis Obispo, a developer, and three residential advocacy groups settled a lawsuit on Jan. 23 that protested an alleged lack of mitigation for the impacts of Avila Ranch, a recently approved 720-home housing project in SLO. Preserve the SLO Life and the Los Verdes I and II Homeowners’ Associations—resident groups neighboring the planned development—jointly filed the suit in SLO County Superior Court in October, alleging that the city didn’t properly address the traffic, noise, air quality, and various other impacts related to Avila Ranch.

As part of the settlement between the parties, Avila Ranch developer Andy Mangano will wire $350,000 directly to the neighborhood groups, which will have to go toward traffic mitigations on Buckley Road and noise buffering infrastructure at Los Verdes I and II—two housing communities that straddle Los Osos Valley Road.

Mangano will also commit $328,000 for traffic improvements at the Buckley and Davenport road intersection and for a study that will determine if traffic signals are needed at the entrances to Los Verdes.

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Alla Weinstein—the CEO of Trident Winds, the developer that put forth the project—said that the U.S. Navy released a map and compatibility assessment late last year that indicated conflicts in federal waters along the Central Coast.

Wind turbines were slated for installation just outside of state waters, which end 3 miles from the shoreline.

According to the map, the wind farm would be in an area of the ocean that would conflict with naval operations.

But the issue isn’t stopping Weinstein and other developers that have expressed interest in the renewable energy project.

“The Bureau of Ocean Energy Management [BOEM] and the California Energy Commission have been working with the Department of Defense on identifying means to allow some offshore wind development in Central California,” she said.

The project was kicked into gear in 2015 when Trident Winds submitted a lease request for the ocean floor.

The company singled out the Central Coast because of its existing energy plants—Morro Bay Power Plant (decommissioned in February 2014) and Diablo Nuclear Power Plant (expected to be decommissioned by 2025)—that could easily connect the potential wind farm to the electric grid.

A state task force including the California Coastal Commission and BOEM held a round of public meetings and workshops early last year to discuss putting the wind farm near Morro Bay. BOEM Public Affairs Officer John Romero said the task force is having ongoing discussions with the Navy relating to the Central Coast.

“BOEM and the state of California continue our work together with stakeholders to identify and collect relevant data and information on existing ocean resources and uses off California as we work to identify possible areas suitable for future offshore wind leasing,” Romero said.

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Cal Valley deaths highlight area’s struggle with pot regulations The rural community of the California Valley made headlines Jan. 29 after a father and son were found shot death on a remote property in the area.

While circumstances that led to the shooting deaths of 70-year-old Edward Chavez Mendoza and his son, 37-yearold Edmundo Eduardo Mendoza Jr., are still under investigation, news of the shooting reignited concerns in the isolated community about cannabis cultivation operations, which appear to be continuing in the area despite the county’s recent ban.

According to investigators with the SLO County Sheriff’s Office, the bodies of both men were discovered shot to death inside a residence in the 12000 block of Arrow Bear Trail on Jan. 29.

While the department declined to release further details surrounding the deaths, it did say that at this point in the investigation “there does not appear to be any outstanding suspects or threat

to the community.” The department added that it had been called out to the property nine times since 2012, with many calls involving a “subject with mental illness causing a disturbance.”

The property where the deaths occurred had been a cannabis cultivation site, growing as many as 500 plants at one point, according to the Sheriff’s Office. At the time of the deaths, the operation had been scaling back its cultivation due to the passage of a countywide cannabis ordinance, which took effect Jan. 1 and banned cultivation in the California Valley.

According to several area residents, the ordinance hasn’t stopped grow operations from popping up in the area in open defiance of the county’s regulations.

“They were pretty much just going to ignore [the ban], saying the county wasn’t going to do anything about it,” California Valley resident John Wilson told New Times.

Patrick McGibney said he continued to see cultivation sites and hoop houses going up. McGibney is a member of the California Valley Community Services District board, but said his comments to New Times were his own personal views and not those of the board. “[The ban] defi nitely did not put a dent in them,” he said.

Marvin Martin, who has been working in the California Valley for the last three months, made similar comments, stating that he’d not seen much enforcement activity since the Jan. 1 deadline for enacting the ban.

“I heard that after the fi rst of the year they were going to coming in and check everything, but they didn’t really come out until after the shooting,” he said.

Irrespective of whether the Mendozas’ deaths were related to cannabis cultivation, the attention the shooting has drawn to the area could mean a crackdown on grows. Martin claimed he saw multiple county code enforcement vehicles in the area on the same day the Sheriff’s Office was at property investigating the deaths.

“They were going all over the valley,” he said.

Wilson said Cal Valley growers he spoke with were concerned about the county coming down on them in the wake of the shooting.

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“Everyone I talked to said, ‘Now the county is going to shut us down,’” Wilson said.

As of Jan. 31, investigators had not announced any connection between the cannabis operation and the deaths.

Autopsies for both men were scheduled to take place Jan. 31.

—Chris McGuinness

SLO traffic collisions in 2016 were fewest ever, city says

San Luis Obispo officials say 2016 was the safest year to be on its roads in recorded history.

Traffic collisions within city limits were at their lowest levels in 16 years, according to an annual safety report released by the city Jan. 30. Total crashes involving cars, bikes, and pedestrians were down 58 percent since 2001, when the city first produced a report.

Collisions overall declined 9 percent from 2015, while bicycle collisions were down 11 percent.

“Now in its 16th year, the program has demonstrated continued effectiveness and lasting outcomes,” a joint staff report from the SLO Public Works Department and Police Department stated.

Pedestrian collisions increased from 2015 to 2016. They’re up 17 percent, from 23 to 27 incidents, which is the second highest in a decade. The only fatal collision in 2016 involved a pedestrian struck on Foothill Boulevard.

The city relies on the collision report to target traffic safety initiatives and infrastructure projects where they’re most needed. Intersections marked for improvements based on the 2016 data included downtown intersections at Marsh and Nipomo streets, Higuera and Nipomo, and Marsh and Toro, in addition to other well-traversed intersections like Foothill Boulevard and Broad Street.

For bicyclists and pedestrians, Santa Rosa Street proved to be the most treacherous road in terms of collision rates, while for vehicles, the downtown intersections saw the highest rates.

The safety report also tracks traffic law enforcement activity. Total traffic citations issued increased by 12 percent over 2015 but DUI arrests stayed relatively even.

City staff will present the annual report to the City Council on Feb. 6.

It’s usually delayed by one year due to late reporting of traffic accidents, extended investigation periods, and time-consuming analysis, according to the city.

—Peter Johnson

Perez found guilty of murdering roommate, drops insanity plea A SLO County jury on Jan. 31 found Manuel Jesus Perez, 43, of Grover Beach, guilty of murder and arson.

Perez was convicted of stabbing his roommate, 37-year-old Joseph Charles Kienly IV, to death and then setting fire to the body in a Grover Beach home where the two rented rooms on July 11, 2016.

During the three-week trial, prosecutors presented evidence that Perez premeditated the murder, fashioning a homemade knife and buying lighter f luid before lying in wait in a dark hallway outside Kienly’s room “like a cheetah waits for gazelle,” as Perez told investigators, before attacking and fatally stabbing Kienly. Perez then set fire to the body in the home’s kitchen before f leeing the scene. He was later arrested in SLO. Prior to the trial, Perez pleaded not guilty by reason of insanity to the charges against him. But Perez amended that plea to simply “not guilty” Jan. 30, the same day jurors heard closing arguments and began their deliberations.

SLO County Assistant District Attorney Eric Dobroth indicated he was not surprised that Perez dropped his insanity plea.

“Over the development of the case, it just seemed like that would have not have been a successful avenue [for Perez’s defense],” he said.

According to court records, the jury took less than 24 hours to convict Perez.

He will appear in court again on Feb. 7 for a hearing to determine if prior convictions, or “strikes,” on his record will be taken into consideration as part of his sentence. A sentencing date for Perez will not be scheduled until after that determination has been made. Δ —Chris McGuinness

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Safe ride?

Rape case against local Uber driver echoes concerns in 2017 lawsuit

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pen any popular rideshare app on a Friday or Saturday night in downtown SLO, and you will see a veritable fleet of drivers for services like Uber and Lyft dashing and back and forth from pickups and drop-offs.

But on Jan. 17, local law enforcement officials made an announcement that raised questions about just how safe those services are. That same day investigators arrested Alfonso Alarcon-Nunez, a 39-yearold Uber driver who police say preyed on intoxicated female passengers, picking them up and escorting them to their homes before sexually assaulting them and stealing personal items such as cell phones, computers, and jewelry. San Luis Obispo County District Attorney Dan Dow said that Alarcon-Nunez sexually assaulted four victims, all of whom were young women and students attending either Cal Poly University or Cuesta College.

The allegations in the case bear striking similarities to other reported sexual assaults by Uber drivers listed as part of a class action lawsuit filed against the company last year. The lawsuit, filed in November 2017 on behalf of two unnamed women who were sexually assaulted by Uber drivers in Florida and California, argues that the company’s operations and policies put riders, women in particular, at risk.

“Since Uber launched in 2010, thousands of female passengers have endured unlawful conduct by their Uber drivers including rape, sexual assault, physical violence, and gender motivated harassment,” stated the lawsuit, filed by the law firm of Wigdor LLP. “This is no longer an issue of ‘rogue’ drivers who act unlawfully. Uber has created a system for bad actors to gain access to vulnerable victims.”

Part of the flawed system, the lawsuit argues, involves how the company performs background checks on drivers.

It alleges that the company fails to

review criminal history information from outside the United States for drivers who previously lived in other countries.

“No steps are taken to inquire about the potential driver’s history from their former country,” the lawsuit stated.

According to Dow, Alarcon-Nunez is a Mexican national who voluntarily deported in 2005. Dow did not say if he had a prior criminal history in Mexico.

According to Uber, Alarcon-Nunez provided a valid California driver’s license and was screened for a criminal background check. The lawsuit, however, notes that much of the screening process takes place online and argues that the records and documents required to sign up as a driver could be faked.

“As a result, numerous drivers have registered to drive on the Uber app using falsified identities, false Social Security numbers, false driver’s licenses, and false photos,” the legal complaint stated.

The lawsuit also raised concerns about the company’s ability to monitor drivers, noting that drivers could easily go “off app,” allowing them to freely veer from their routes, park in secluded or remote places, and “engage in heinous violence” with little oversight.

Police investigators said they believed that Alarcon-Nunez would solicit rides as an Uber driver but collect payments through another app, Venmo, and used different names and aliases to disguise his identity and Uber records. Uber policy notes that payment for rides should only be coordinated through the Uber app and advises riders on its website to check that the license plate, driver photo, and driver name all match what’s listed on the app.

The suit also questioned Uber’s claims that the app is a safe way to get home for riders who have been drinking. Both the unnamed women in the lawsuit had been drinking prior to ordering their rides and being attacked, according to the complaint.

“What Uber has not shared with its passengers is that making the choice to hail a ride after drinking only puts those same passengers in peril from the Uber drivers themselves,” the complaint stated.

In the wake of Alarcon-Nunez’s arrest, police stated that he specifically chose intoxicated women as his victims, and Dow warned the public about the issue

RIDE RISK The recent arrest of an Uber driver accused of sexual assault has raised concerns about the safety of driving service apps.

during a Jan. 22 press conference.

“It used to be that people would have a designated driver before these services were there,” Dow said. “Those are probably the most safe ways to get home when you’ve been drinking, to have a sober driver that you know and trust.”

Alarcon-Nunez is currently sitting in SLO County Jail on a $1.47 million bond, and faces 10 felony charges including rape of an intoxicated person, forcible rape, and burglary. He has pleaded “not guilty” to those charges.

“What police have reported is absolutely horrifying, and something no person should ever have to experience,” Uber stated in an email response to questions from New Times. “We have been working with law enforcement to provide them with information for their investigation, and the driver has been permanently removed from the app.”

Uber has used similar language in past statements related to driver misconduct.

When a driver was arrested in Atlanta, Georgia, in December 2017 for allegedly raping a 16-year-old girl, Uber’s statement read, “What’s reported here is horrifying beyond words.” In October of the same year, after an Uber driver killed eight people by intentionally driving a rental truck into a crowded cycling and pedestrian path in New York, the company’s statement said

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it was “horrified by this senseless act of violence.” In February 2016, Uber offered up a similar statement after one of its drivers went on a shooting spree in Kalamazoo, Michigan, with the company saying it was “horrified and heartbroken at the senseless violence in Kalamazoo.”

Those repetitive statements didn’t escape mention in the class action suit.

“Despite Uber’s purported ‘horror,’ it has failed to change,” the complaint stated.

The company’s horror at what’s alleged to have happened in SLO didn’t seem to appease 35th District state Assemblyman Jordan Cunningham (R-San Luis Obispo) either. In the days after Alarcon-Nunez’s arrest, Cunningham called for the California Public Utilities Commission, which regulates safety oversight and enforcement for business that provide prearranged transportation services, to review Uber’s background checking process.

“These shocking allegations have breached public trust in our community and elsewhere in our state,” Cunningham said in a statement. “I believe that a CPUC inquiry could help restore that trust. We need to ensure that these companies are adhering to regulations requiring background checks and vetting of drivers.” ∆ Staff Writer Chris McGuinness can be reached at cmcguinness@newtimesslo.com.

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BY CAMILLIA LANHAM

Conservation conversation The Oceano Dunes moves to get in compliance with the Endangered Species Act

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f past conversations about the Oceano Dunes State Vehicular Recreation Area (SVRA) give any indication of what lies ahead for the controversial state park, nothing is going to be easy to decide on and neither the riding enthusiasts nor the environmentalists will be satisfied with the end result. “We’re a popular SVRA, so it’s always going to be contentious,� said Ronnie Glick, the senior environmental scientist for the Oceano Dunes District of state parks—an area stretching from the Guadalupe-Nipomo Dunes Complex to Pismo State Beach.

But the goal is to make those discussions a little easier to have, Glick said, by getting the public involved in the decision-making process as early as possible and updating some of the management practices that were set in place more than 30 years ago. As the park concurrently begins to update its general plan and works to implement a new dust control management plan, it’s also started the scoping on something called a habitat conservation plan (HCP).

That last document could finally bring the state park into compliance with the federal Endangered Species Act. The federally listed animal species covered by the HCP would include the Western snowy plover, California redlegged frog, California least tern, and tidewater goby. The one you’ve probably heard the most about is the snowy plover, a small, cute shorebird that’s become an environmental touchstone on the Pacific Coast. It was listed in 1993, and the Sierra Club sued state parks over the plover in the early 2000s.

The crux of that lawsuit was that the Oceano Dunes wasn’t in compliance with the Endangered Species Act because the

Speak your piece

Tell the California Department of Recreation and Parks what you think about the Oceano Dunes District Habitat Conservation Plan by attending a scoping meeting at the Ramona Garden Park Center in Grover Beach, 993 Ramona Ave., from 6 to 8 p.m. Can’t attend? State parks is accepting written responses until 5 p.m. on March 12. Find the notice on the Federal Register by visiting federalregister.gov.

park didn’t have a conservation plan in place. Although that lawsuit was settled in 2004, the riding area still doesn’t have a federally approved plan in place. In 2017, the Center for Biological Diversity threatened to sue over the exact same issue due to several snowy plover deaths at the dunes in 2016 that were attributed to vehicles, including some found in tire tracks on the beach.

Because recreational activities at the dunes, such as driving, could result in the accidental deaths of these species—also known as incidental takes—the park is required to put an HCP in place. The plan essentially acts as a take permit with the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, which enforces the Endangered Species Act. And because that permit isn’t established yet, it puts the dunes at risk, Glick said. “Every time there’s an incident with a snowy plover ‌ we as an agency incur a little bit of liability,â€? Glick said. “We notify the Fish and Wildlife Service. We notify their enforcement agency. ‌ And it’s really up to them to decide how to proceed with things.â€?

Ashley Spratt, a public affairs officer with the Ventura Fish and Wildlife office, told New Times via email that biologists and law enforcement staff met with state parks about the 2016 plover deaths and agreed to “avoidance and minimization measures.� Those measures are already in place, she said, with exclosure fencing, which protects breeding areas, and the park’s management and monitoring of the least tern and plover breeding programs.

Even though the dunes has one of the most successful snowy plover breeding programs on the West Coast (according to the California Coastal Commission and Fish and Wildlife, which have overlapping jurisdictions with the park), a vehicle killing or injuring a plover could potentially put the park’s recreational activities in jeopardy. Glick points to Massachusetts as an example, where beaches are completely closed to vehicle activity during piping plover nesting season. “There are consequences for us if this sort of thing happens,� Glick said. “But they’re [Fish and Wildlife] not in

the business of closing public lands.

The HCP is an acknowledgement that despite all of our best efforts, things are going to happen, and we will occasionally have endangered species that are injured on our site.�

In those meetings over the 2016 plover deaths, state parks also agreed to further development of the HCP. The plan is to formalize the management practices that have been in place at the dunes since 2004, Glick said. The HCP scoping period, which runs through March 12 includes a public meeting on Feb. 7 in Grover Beach, aims to gather input from the public on the range of things the plan should cover—whether it’s culture, conservation, or recreation.

Spratt added that it could take months or years to get an HCP issued and a permit in place, depending on how complex the issues that it covers are. “Working together with California State Parks and the local community, we aim to find a balance between recreational opportunities and habitat management that avoids and minimizes

effects to listed species and supports their recovery,� Spratt said. “The proposed HCP would describe measures designed to avoid and minimize the effects of recreational activities and manage for threatened and endangered species and their habitats and contribute to their recovery.�

As most things with the dunes go, there is already some skepticism about the proposed plan. Lisa Belenky, an attorney with the Center for Biological Diversity, said the environmental nonprofit has some concerns with what the Fish and Wildlife Service said in the HCP notice in the Federal Register. She’s referring to one particular statement that potentially outlines the reduction of some of the fenced-off exclosures that currently protect plovers from recreational activities. She called the sentence a little unclear and said that the center would be keeping an eye on things. “Right now, that’s our primary concern, I think, and, of course, any increase in recreation will lead to an increase in impacts,� Belenky said. “It’s a little unusual because an HCP is not usually used to reduce conservation.

That’s not the purpose.� ∆ Reach Editor Camillia Lanham at clanham@newtimesslo.com.

PHOTO BY JAYSON MELLOM

CONSERVATION CONUNDRUM Oceano Dunes State Vehicular Recreation Area satisfies more than one mission for state parks, but sometimes those dueling missions come into conflict.

The popular park is working to address one of those conflicts by completing a habitat conservation plan.

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a corner Housing Authority of SLO files for eminent domain to preserve Brizzolara Apartments for seniors

BY PETER JOHNSON | PHOTOS BY JAYSON MELLOM

OWNERSHIP DISPUTE The Housing Authority of SLO (HASLO) filed for eminent domain in court on Nov. 30 to take ownership of the Brizzolara Apartments in SLO, a 30-unit affordable housing complex where 97 percent of the tenants have disabilities.

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y all indicators, the Brizzolara Apartments in San Luis Obispo are prime downtown residential real estate. Buffered four blocks from the hustle and bustle of Higuera Street, the two two-story Spanish-style buildings with 30 units border the scenic SLO Creek across from Mission Prep High School.

Several towering eucalyptuses and one massive oak shade the complex’s central courtyard. Laughter emanates from the nearby school soccer field as tree limbs gently swoosh in the wind.

This is a special place to Anne Ramirez, 69, who’s been a tenant at the Brizzolara Apartments since they first opened in 2000. Seated in her electric wheelchair on a chilly winter day, Ramirez wears a purple beret and is shrouded in blankets as she scoots down an access ramp from her one-bedroom apartment to the courtyard.

“I come out here to read magazines and books with these lovely eucalyptus trees,” Ramirez said with a smile.

Like almost every resident in the Brizzolara Apartments, Ramirez is a senior with a disability. She was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis more than 25 years ago after she started falling frequently (though now, doctors aren’t sure exactly what she has).

“I would be standing doing dishes and all of a sudden my legs would give out and I’d be kissing the floor,” Ramirez said. “It was not a fun thing.”

Physically debilitated, Ramirez searched for many years for housing that was both affordable and wheelchair-friendly. In 1998, Ramirez caught wind of the Brizzolara Apartments, a Housing Authority of San Luis Obispo (HASLO) project that was under construction at the time.

HEADED TO COURT HASLO and private investor SunAmerica, an arm of American International Group (AIG), are in an ownership dispute over the Brizzolara Apartments.

HASLO believes SunAmerica intends to convert the complex into market-rate housing when an affordability requirement expires in 2029, while AIG claims it’s looking to sell the property.

The complex was designed for disabled seniors, it was centrally located close to medical services, and the monthly rent was less than $300—it met all of her needs. Ramirez moved in on opening day and 18 years later, she hopes it will be her forever home.

“Why leave?” she asked, while gazing pleasantly around the courtyard.

But the tranquility at the Brizzolara Apartments doesn’t extend beyond its courtyard and appreciative residents.

While Ramirez and her neighbors envision long-term futures at the apartments, a battle is escalating over ownership of the property.

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HASLO recently filed for eminent domain in SLO County Superior Court to force a purchase of the property, fearing that the land’s private investor has less than benevolent intentions. The Brizzolara Apartments house just 30 of the hundreds of affordable housing units across the state that could also be impacted by the alleged actions of the investor, global insurance giant American International Group (AIG).

Trouble looming

Like most affordable housing projects nationwide, the Brizzolara Apartments were developed using Low Income

Housing Tax Credits, a Reagan-era program encouraging private investment in affordable housing.

In 1998, SunAmerica, a subsidiary of AIG and one of the top affordable housing syndicators in the U.S., invested in the Brizzolara Apartments, receiving $118,004 in annual tax credits in return, according to state records.

“That’s what entices them to fund projects like this,” said Jerry Rioux, executive director of the SLO Housing Trust Fund, which provides low-interest loans to local affordable housing developers. “The investor gets tax credits and [HASLO] gets money to make the project pencil.”

HASLO formed a limited partnership with SunAmerica for the project where SunAmerica owned a 99.9 percent stake.

Under a regulatory agreement, the complex has a 30-year affordability period to serve senior/disabled households earning 50 to 60 percent of the area median income.

Today, 97 percent of Brizzolara tenants are disabled and 70 percent are seniors earning a median income of $12,000 per year.

But HASLO is worried about what will happen to the property when the mandated period of affordability expires.

According to HASLO Executive Director Scott Smith, SunAmerica expressed an intention to convert the Brizzolara Apartments to market-rate housing in 2029, when the land is no longer deed-restricted as affordable.

“In markets that start to appreciate, like SLO, they see bigger horizons,” Smith told New Times.

In a written statement to New Times, SunAmerica’s parent company, AIG, denied such plans, and stated they are looking instead at “marketing” the

property to “other affordable housing investors.” They added that HASLO would have a contractual right of first refusal on any sale.

Smith said AIG’s statement was “inconsistent with everything that they have represented thus far.”

In the fine print

It’s not just the future expiration of Brizzolara Apartments’ deeded affordability that makes HASLO concerned.

SunAmerica has taken a series of other actions since 2015 that’s made the partnership “not tolerable,” according to Smith.

In 2015, SunAmerica purchased the remaining tax-exempt debt owed on the property—becoming the de facto lender as well as the owner—and raised the interest rate from 6 to 10 percent.

When HASLO asked for an explanation, SunAmerica pointed to a clause in the original bond indenture signed in 1998. Written into the fine print was a provision that allowed SunAmerica to set the interest rate at 10 percent if it became the sole holder of the bonds.

“When they did that to us we called the bond counsel that we currently use and said, ‘Is this legal?’” Smith said. “He got ahold of the documents and said, ‘Believe it or not, it’s in there.’ ” When HASLO asked if the partners would refinance the property with a different lender offering 4 percent interest, SunAmerica declined, Smith said.

In addition to now paying an interest rate more than double market rate off the tenants’ backs, Smith said the buildings’ foundations are due for “major” repairs because of their proximity to SLO Creek, but SunAmerica has allegedly been slow to address the issue and secure financing.

“It’s not sustainable long-term,” Smith said of the partnership.

SunAmerica’s 10 percent interest rate didn’t just affect HASLO. According to the 1998 bond documents, the rate applied to four other affordable housing projects around California with SunAmerica as the investor. The five projects—Brizzolara included—were financed together in the same $14 million bond pool.

While SunAmerica received $818,466 total in annual federal tax credits for the five projects, at least one of the complexes in the city of Roseville—Maidu Village II, which has 82 affordable units—could face foreclosure since the local nonprofit partner,

Project Go, can’t afford the new interest rate, according to Smith, who’s spoken with Project Go staff in Roseville.

Project Go did not return phone calls from New Times by press time.

If an affordable housing complex goes into foreclosure, it’s possible that the affordability requirement would lift, said Rioux of the SLO Housing Trust Fund.

“If they foreclose, and they own the mortgage, then the property is free of the deed restriction,” Rioux said.

The other projects included in the bond pool are the Gable Apartments (64 affordable units) in Vacaville; the Aldea Park Apartments (40 units) in Lost Hills; and the College Park Apartments (53 units) in Dinuba.

HASLO’s domain

Amid the turmoil in the partnership, HASLO and SunAmerica started negotiating a price in 2017 for the Brizzolara Apartments. But negotiations reached an “impasse,” according to HASLO, when the two parties couldn’t agree on the property’s value.

HASLO retained property appraiser Brad Weinberg of Novogradac & Company LLP, who valued the apartments at $1.9 million. SunAmerica then produced an appraisal from the California Bureau of Real Estate, which valued it at $3.2 million.

HASLO refused that offer, calling the counteroffer a “business report” that had “various defects, including an artificially low capitalization rate.”

Neither side would budge, so on Nov. 16, the HASLO board voted unanimously to file for eminent domain in SLO County Superior Court to force a sale of the apartments to HASLO for public use.

To HASLO, losing the Brizzolara Apartments as senior housing would be a crushing blow to an already sparse inventory of affordable units. The city of SLO needs to build 666 new affordable housing units by 2019, according to the housing element of the city’s general plan.

“The loss of the subject 30 units to market rents would be substantial,” Smith wrote in a memo to the HASLO board on Nov. 16. “The acquisition of the property would ensure that the disadvantaged and disabled seniors who inhabit the property will be able to maintain their residency in perpetuity.”

Eminent domain allows a public agency

to ask the court to compel the sale of private property for a public purpose. In the realm of affordable housing, though, it’s a relatively uncommon practice.

“It is a tool, but not a popular tool,” said John Fowler, president of Peoples’ Self-Help Housing, an affordable housing developer on the Central Coast.

But it’s not unprecedented, according to Todd Amspoker, HASLO’s attorney in the case.

Amspoker, an eminent domain lawyer for 30 years, said he’s represented other housing authorities on affordable housing cases that ended in settlements.

HASLO is a public entity with the power of eminent domain, he said.

“Housing authorities have the power to acquire property for affordable housing,” Amspoker told New Times. “It’s in state law and it’s not really a principle that can be disputed.”

Smith said HASLO is in a LONG ROAD TO HOUSING Anne Ramirez, 69, fortunate position to be able to suffers from a condition resembling multiple sclerosis. take that route as a public agency. Finding consistent housing was a struggle for her until Nonprofit housing groups like she moved into the Brizzolara Apartments in 2000.

Project Go in Roseville wouldn’t She’s lived happily there ever since. have that ability.

But issues remain. With the high value “We have certain authorities of Central Coast real estate, investors that others don’t have,” Smith said. “And frequently try to get more out of an we have huge community support and affordable housing project than the tax the fact that all cities in this county have credits, Fowler said. named affordable housing a priority.”

“We haven’t had to pay yet, but Responding to the eminent domain we’ve gotten in a lot of arguments and filing in court on Jan. 25, SunAmerica discussions,” he said. “Investors want a attorneys wrote that HASLO’s action piece of it when they walk away.” was a “gross use of discretion … based on Affordable housing advocates are also unfounded and incorrect allegations made worried about a potential dip in the at the [HASLO board] hearing on the production of new units due to President resolution of necessity.”

Donald Trump’s tax reform bill. As In AIG’s statement to New Times, the corporate tax rates are slashed in the company said, “we look forward to having legislation, investors have less incentive these issues promptly adjudicated.” to participate in the Low Income Housing AIG added: “This disagreement Tax Credits program. has little impact on residents of the “The value of tax credits have dropped apartments, whose homes will remain because fewer investors need the tax credit,” subject to the rules and regulations Rioux said. “The demand is down, so the governing affordable housing for at least value of the tax credits has dropped.” the next 12 years.”

Different world today

In some ways, the dispute over the Brizzolara Apartments is a symptom of old loopholes in the affordable housing market regulations that have since been plugged.

Today, per California state law, affordability agreements are required to be 55 years, not 15 or 30 years.

“The state moved it partly for this reason,” Fowler of Peoples’ Self-Help Housing said. “It was a different world then.”

In addition, the IRS requires that the nonprofit partner in an affordable housing project be given the right of first refusal to purchase the property at the end of the 55 years, for the amount of the remaining balance of debt on the property.

Nonprofit housing organizations have also become savvier negotiators to avoid precarious power struggles with their investors. HASLO’s current policy in any new affordable housing project is to retain ownership of the underlying land and lease it to the investor on the condition that the property stays affordable.

ACCESSIBLE HOME Ramirez showed New Times her wheelchair-accessible one-bedroom apartment, which she pays less than $300 in rent for. The Housing Authority of SLO recently filed for eminent domain to purchase the Brizzolara Apartments from AIG investors.

Needing homes

Ramirez, the Brizzolara tenant, is well acquainted with the uncertainty of keeping a roof over her head. When she lived in Southern California, she exhausted every effort to find accessible, affordable housing before moving in with her son in SLO. Finding the Brizzolara Apartments was a “prayer answered,” she said. She can attend Thursday Farmers’ Markets.

Get to her doctors’ appointments without trouble. Go shopping. And, yes, read books in the courtyard.

“That’s why affordable housing is so important,” Ramirez said. “It impacts so many people’s lives, mine included.”

If the apartments became market rentals, none of the current Brizzolara tenants could live there anymore.

“Every person here would have to move out,” Ramirez said.

As HASLO tries to preserve the apartments as affordable to disabled seniors for the long haul, Patricia Souza, the senior tenant representative to the HASLO board, said she knows there are many more in SLO County who also need places to live.

“I know there’s a lot of people out there that still need help, especially our seniors and veterans,” Souza said. “We need more.” ∆ Staff Writer Peter Johnson can be reached at pjohnson@newtimesslo.com.

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BY KAREN GARCIA

Comfort and care

C

arson Miller was born without a left hand, but that never stopped him from living his life.

When he was old enough for a prosthesis, Miller went to the Shriner Hospital for Children in Los Angeles.

He was going every month to get the prosthesis, a claw, fitted, but at 7 years old, Miller decided that he didn’t want it.

“It was ineffective and didn’t help me in anyway. It just detrimented me if anything, because it made me look different and feel different,” he said.

Enough was enough, so at a young age Miller decided to adapt to his life by using only one hand.

Now in his 20s, he has been experiencing some joint pain.

“Having to adapt all those years has really taken a lot of strain and stress on my body. That was when I realized that I should probably look into getting a prosthetic that was actually more functional,” he said.

His research pointed him in the direction of the Hanger Clinic in San Luis Obispo. The clinic specializes in orthotic and prosthetic services with a goal of empowering human potential.

Matt Robinson is the chief technology officer and clinic manager for the San Luis Obispo location. He said the local team helps patients address skeletalmuscular issues including flat head syndrome, scoliosis, prosthetics for amputations, and pediatric treatment of neuromuscular conditions.

Walking into his first appointment, Miller was asked how the clinic could help him and meet his needs. He said PHOTO COURTESY OF CARSON MILLER

he felt like he had support from the specialists on his decisions.

“Everywhere else, it felt like they were trying to take control of what they thought was best for me, and that never worked,” he said. “It’s probably the best experience I’ve had in my life.”

Robinson said the clinic strives to “become more proficient at what we do, make sure our clients have a understanding of what we do and how we can help their need.” He said the clinic’s job is to identify the best design, fit, and function for the patient.

On Jan. 22, Miller had just left an appointment at Hanger when he spoke to New Times over the phone. After a few visits he said he was able to test a prosthesis. Miller said that by thinking of the movement and flexing the limb of the muscle, an electrical impulse produced movement in the fingers and hand.

The next step for Miller is how to fund the prosthetic, which can cost upwards of $40,000 because it has more functionality—movement of the fingers and wrist—than a claw. His parents’ health insurance will cover some of the cost, but there’s still a huge amount that needs to be paid for before he can get his prosthesis.

Aside from working and saving his earnings, Sabrina Linn Ayesh, a friend of Miller’s, started a GoFundMe page to help raise funds to contribute to the purchase of the prosthesis and any potential future repairs.

Miller, a Cuesta College student studying art and music, said he looks forward to continuing his education as well as pursing his passions with a new tool—a new hand.

“I really hope that it will make me feel more of a confident person, to be able to use my voice to play guitar and feel comfortable knowing that I am who I am and capable,” he said. “The injury of sorts or the prosthetic doesn’t define me. It aids me in seeing who I am, but it doesn’t define me.”

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We don’t want it

More oil drilling is a dangerous step backward for the Central Coast

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he Central Coast, stretching from Ventura to Santa Cruz, attracts locals and visitors from far and wide to our special corner of the world. Known for its beaches, boardwalks, outdoor recreation, and unparalleled wine tasting, the Central Coast relies heavily on a constant flow of tourism and many of its commercial fisheries to support our local economy.

The president and his secretary of the interior, Ryan Zinke, recently put our coastline at risk with their decision to open our coastline to further offshore oil and gas leasing.

Central Coast residents know too well the environmental and economic challenges that these large oil platforms and pipelines onto our beaches can cause.

Visitors may very likely pack their bags and head inland when another spill like the one we recently experienced on the Gaviota Coast brings tar-covered beaches and oil-slicked birds.

More than 26 million people on the Central Coast rely on a healthy ocean to support our economy. For these communities, former President Barack Obama’s decision to exempt the coast of California from new offshore oil and gas leases followed a long precedent dating back to the Reagan administration.

However, the excitement surrounding the continuation of this policy was short lived as President Donald Trump recently announced plans to open our coastline to new oil and gas development.

Currently, new offshore drilling leases are prohibited along 94 percent of the continental shelf. If what President Trump

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has proposed is brought into effect, 90 percent of what is currently protected will be re-opened and available to new drilling.

That would affect communities spanning from the Atlantic Ocean in Maine to the Pacific waters of California.

Florida, which was initially included in the proposal, is currently the only state to be pardoned from the president’s plan.

The announcement that drilling would not be permitted off the Florida coast came after the administration received public pressure from Republican Gov. Rick Scott.

Following the decision, Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke tweeted, “President Trump has directed me to rebuild our offshore oil and gas program in a manner that takes into consideration the local and state voice. I support the governor’s position that Florida is unique and its coasts are heavily reliant on tourism as an economic driver.”

Well, Mr. Secretary, Californians feel just as passionately that more oil drilling off our coast would hurt our economy and tourism.

Zinke has confirmed that Florida’s economy would be impacted if offshore drilling were to resume. Using that logic as well as the strong opposition of our state’s governor, California’s coast should be pardoned as well.

Like Florida, California’s economy relies heavily on our marine resources that help sustain commercial fisheries and local tourism. In 2012, the tourism industry generated $8.7 billion in wages, and that number has undoubtedly

increased over the past five years.

As the largest state economy in the United States, and the fifth largest in the world, a hit to California’s economy would substantially impact the national economy. The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Association estimates that California’s coastal regions alone generate $1.9 trillion a year and, in addition to attracting thousands of visitors a month, creates demand for inland manufacturers.

decision, I have again reiterated my strong position against California’s inclusion in this order and urged Secretary Zinke to reconsider. Secretary Zinke is a homeowner in Santa Barbara has even commented on our community’s strong opposition to further drilling, in the past.

The Central Coast is no stranger to the dangers of offshore drilling, and that is largely why our community is so engaged on this important issue. In May of 2015, more than 100,000 gallons of crude oil spilled off the coast of Refugio State Beach in Santa Barbara County. The spill, which stretched over 9 miles and cost more than $96 million to clean up, reminded residents how vulnerable their community

History proves to us that spills are an inevitable part of offshore drilling, and if leasing resumes off the California coast, it will only be a matter of time before another occurs.

Economic interests aside, resuming offshore drilling would be a tremendous step back for environmental protections.

The Central Coast is known for its marine life and is home to the Channel Islands, which are known for their ecological diversity and groundbreaking research opportunities. These are areas that need to be protected and preserved for the future.

California’s leaders, from the local level all the way to Gov. Jerry Brown, have been outspoken in their opposition to this administration’s action. My first piece of legislation introduced in Congress, the California Clean Coast Act, would permanently restrict future oil and gas drilling off our state’s coast. Since this

is to the effects of offshore drilling.

The 2015 Refugio spill, although devastating, was not the worst our community has experienced. In 1969, nearly 3 million gallons of crude oil leaked into the ocean off Santa Barbara’s coast.

At the time, the spill was the largest in history, and its effects spurred a national movement of environmental activism and creation of the Environmental Protection Agency. History proves to us that spills are an inevitable part of offshore drilling, and if leasing resumes off the California coast, it will only be a matter of time before another occurs.

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Secretary Zinke, the president instructed you to rebuild the offshore oil and gas program while taking into consideration local and state voices.

The Central Coast has spoken—take California off the table.

Readers can comment on the oil plan at regulations.gov until 8:59 p.m. March 9, and Bureau of Ocean Energy Management will host a meeting at 3 p.m. on Feb. 8 at the Tsakopoulos Library Galleria, 828 I St., Sacramento. You can find other meetings nationally at boem.gov. ∆ U.S. Rep. Salud Carbajal proudly represents the 24th Congressional District of California. The district includes the entirety of San Luis Obispo and Santa Barbara counties, and a portion of Ventura County. Send comments through the editor at clanham@newtimesslo.com or respond with a letter to editor for publication emailed to letters@newtimesslo.com.

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Trump administration policies are having an impact on the real world, but we need to step aside when discussing Trump policies and say, “OK, this is crap presented for an anti-environmental, con-artist narcissist. Now, what do we really want?”

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While I (and my Republican neighbor) intentionally bought American-made solar panels, I believe the new Trump tariffs on solar panels are irrelevant at best. The tariffs offer little for the future of American solar manufacturers, but hurt American solar installers (thus helping the fossil fuel industry). These random, arbitrary tariffs do not establish a balanced trade policy and will be challenged by other countries.

According to Varun Sivaram from the Council on Foreign Relations, while the tariffs will hurt America’s solar industry, “New solar technologies have recently made astounding strides in the laboratory. A front-runner, a material known as perovskite could be printed in dirt-cheap rolls and achieve far higher efficiencies than today’s solar panels. The Trump administration should redouble government investment in solar research to seed the pipeline with breakthrough technologies and should also provide facilities and funding to support American companies … .”

Sivaram’s ideas could certainly be a step in the right direction. However, we know the Trump administration has no interest in actually helping the U.S. solar industry. We need to be discussing policies for the future, for when this administration is gone.

A serious desire to balance trade and bring jobs and a greater tax base back to the U.S. could be achieved through a clear balanced trade policy such as Warren Buffett’s conception of a chit system, where exporters get chits and importers have to pay with chips, creating a market for balancing trade.

(The U.S. might add to that market with added chits priced to balance trade over a given number of years.)

A carbon (pollution) fee and benefit program could work well with this trade policy, having border adjustments that recognize the pollution content of products, including solar panels.

China’s economy is subsidized by cheap coal energy pollution; 70 percent of China’s electric energy comes from coal.

Pollution costs need to be recognized in our markets. A carbon fee would provide rational support to our solar industries.

I’m astounded by the reaction from the left to President Donald Trump’s proposal to protect the Dreamers while also giving them a path to U.S. citizenship.

Comments to the effect that our president is a white supremacist or that his plan is to “make America white again” defy reason when contrasted against what is actually being proposed. Does anyone think that Dreamers care one iota what the left is saying about our president’s generous offer?

I think not. All they want is to be deemed legal and have the opportunity to achieve the American dream.

So please take “yes” for an answer and let’s make the practical and humane decision to bring legal status to Dreamers and finally be done with this divisive issue.

Gary Wechter Arroyo Grande

Dear environmentalists: reel in your outrage

Letter writers Lindi Doud (“Tsk, tsk, New Times,” Jan. 25) and Odile Ayral (“The hypocrisy of night access to open space,” Jan. 25), who want people to stop picking up seashells and stop climbing mountains at night, respectively, seem like nice progressive people with great concern for the environment. This is admirable.

Two words: Please stop.

These kinds of assaults on normal human behavior are exactly what makes people despise environmentalists.

Irritated voters then turn to Republicans in a misguided quest for “freedom” (which is real, genuine freedom, if you’re a billionaire or a multinational corporation.

Not so much if you’re a woman, brown, gay, poor, middle class, Muslim, or a marijuana patient).

Don’t like the environmental impact of picking up seashells? OK: How would you like an oil platform the size of an aircraft carrier parked a few hundred yards off Morro Bay? People startling wildlife on the mountain? How about a 1,500 unit condo development there instead?

These are the things that happen when Republicans get power. And Republicans get power when people perceive that the nanny state is out of hand.

Accomplishing difficult-but-good things, like banning plastic bags,

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requires spending political capital. We don’t get political capital by chastising people for picking up cherished keepsakes of a lovely day at the beach.

Sean Shealy San Luis Obispo

Stay sanitary this flu season

The most virulent flu season in a decade is now upon us. Yet why do I then observe so many people here seemingly complacent amid a serious health crisis?

Yes, do desist from automatically shaking hands, buy a bottle of hand sanitizer and use it, and get the flu vaccine—unlike the majority nationally who have declined.

Especially, take care at social events like church services. At my own church of St. Benedict’s in Los Osos, we regularly shake the hands of more than 50 others during fellowship on Sunday.

But recently our rector suggested a safer alternative: bowing to one another with hands crossed over the heart. I find this a touching gesture, and it’s an age-old greeting depicted in medieval paintings. With such measures, we will save others from severe illnesses. Note that most of the several dozen people who have died in this county of flu-related causes have been elderly. But, of course, the person saved may be you.

Joe Morris Los Osos

Partisan politics have infected this county

America’s toughest family court judge, Judge Judy, wrote a book, Don’t Pee on My Leg and Tell Me It’s Raining.

What unmitigated chutzpah Andrea Seastrand has to have in order to write that county 3rd District Supervisor Adam Hill “became an embarrassment to our community” (SLO Tribune, Jan. 19) when a vulgarian inhabits the White House, and there’s not been a word of condemnation, especially on programs and policies that impact SLO County such as offshore drilling.

No doubt 1st District Supervisor John Peschong is a skilled political flack for oil interests and he cobbled together a cohort of acolytes to recount the talking points of the conservative (less government, fewer regulations, and property rights before human rights) crowd, most of whom were from outside of Hill’s district.

We can understand the lockstep diatribe against Hill as Seastrand is cut from the same cloth as the conservative right-wing cabal on the Board of supervisors.

But don’t pee on our leg and tell us it’s raining when she champions one of their own to lead the SLO supervisors.

It’s time to break the political trifecta that runs the board. It’s time to elect Jimmy Paulding for supervisor for the 4th District. It’s time to take the partisan out of politics.

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Introductions, public comments and communications to the Committee; Committee business session, including receipt of PG&E’s Response to the Committee’s 27th Annual Report on the Safety of Diablo Canyon Operations, discussion of Committee activities and plans during 2018, and reports on fact finding visits by Members and Technical Consultants to Diablo Canyon Power Plant (DCPP).

Wednesday Evening, February 7th 6:00 P.M.

Public comments and communications to the Committee; informational presentations by PG&E on plant safety and operations, including the “State of the Plant,” plant performance, operational highlights and station activities, organizational changes, results of the Institute of Nuclear Power Operations’ evaluation, and an update on the status of the Joint Proposal to retire DCPP by 2025, as approved by the California Public Utilities Commission, including an overview of the Employee Retention Plan to retain qualified staff including licensed operators.

Thursday Morning, February 8th 8:00 A.M.

Introductions, public comments and communications to the Committee; DCISC summary of assessments of the flooding hazard due to tsunamis; further informational presentations by PG&E on plant safety and operations, including NRC enforcement actions, NRC Performance Indicators, reportable events and notices of violation, the NRC “95001” inspection for “White” input into a Strategic Performance Area, and issues raised by NRC Resident Inspectors, the results of the 2017 Operating Plan and key elements of the 2018 Operating Plan; report on a fact-finding visit; and discussion of

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t’s been nearly 50 years since I first visited California’s Central Coast.

Between repetitive tours of duty in Vietnam, I spent a brief leave with a friend in Arroyo Grande. His dad had discovered the area during WWII, bought land, and retired there after a long military career.

It was during this visit that my friend introduced me to Cuesta College, at the time a collection of old WWII Army single-story buildings with an abundant supply of mud between the classrooms. He assured me it really was an accredited college and the tuition was only $15 a semester plus books.

That was hard to believe, but after my last overseas tour and upon receiving California residency that’s where I ended up.

The G.I. Bill paid only $220 a month at the time, but I had some savings and was able to survive for the first year and integrate into the community. It was a time when gas only cost about 30 cents a gallon and even the 1974 quadrupling of oil prices after the Yom Kippur War only raised the price of gas up to 50 cents a gallon. We were shocked when told it might rise to as much as a dollar a gallon.

In those days California was just beginning to change from a land of prosperity for the middle class to a regulatory leviathan that fed upon the dreams of ordinary people.

Housing prices had begun to escalate, quadrupling in value before the end of the decade. Seniors were suddenly fearful of losing the homes they had paid off due to escalating property taxes. Visions of being forced from their homes and middle-class comfort during their final years became a reality for the unfortunate. Nevertheless, the state regulatory machinery continued to place ever more restrictions on what was once a relatively freewheeling way of life. Small businesses were suddenly under scrutiny and heavily fined for insignificant infractions. Government agents seemed to look for any excuse to punish people.

Major industries once lauded as benefactors of prosperity were suddenly vilified in media, entertainment venues, and academia. An entire generation came of age indoctrinated to believe that the energy industry was necessarily rapacious, greedy, and acting against the public interest. Oil spills with spectacular media coverage reinforced the most negative images and provoked a public backlash against the failures of industry to sufficiently safeguard sensitive areas. Images of devastated wildlife provoked even harsher hostility by the public against apparent indifference to wildlife and economic losses to local economies. The outrage was largely justified, but the result was the creation of a regulatory regime with an insatiable appetite for consuming local control. As it grew, so did the budgets required to support the massive

bureaucracy needed to enforce its quest to create an ecological “nirvana.”

Industry is being slowly crushed, especially anything related to energy production. Traditionally, these occupations produced incomes for headof-households, allowing for workingclass Americans to enter the economic middle class and share in the aspirations once relegated to the very wealthy.

Cuesta College was an outgrowth of this prosperity that allowed virtually anyone to aspire to higher education and the life it promised.

Those days are gone as will be soon the industries that fueled the economic engine that made affordable higher education. Energy prices are artificially high, not due to greed but as a result of a government regulatory regime that keeps them high with promises to make them higher, with onerous impacts upon the working poor. For example, the Democrat-controlled state Legislature has imposed regulations that increased fuel costs by 12 cents a gallon in November of 2017 and will increase it by another 8.5 cents a gallon by July 2019. Globally, there’s an oil and natural gas glut with many states enjoying energy costs a third to half as much as California’s prices.

America, lectured 15 years ago about “Peak Oil” and future oil shortages has now increased domestic oil production to more than 9 million barrels a day and rising. Since everything we have and eat depends upon fossil fuels, increasing production normally means lower costs for all we use, except in California.

The regulatory monster is not limited to oil but seeks total control of our lives. New regulations will strip communities of the right to determine how local development occurs, with the state overriding local planning to permit high-density, high-rise development within a quarter-mile of any main transit corridor, regardless of the will of the people. Mandatory, permanent water rationing is in the pipeline, regardless of rainfall or local water supplies. Mandatory proposed home retrofits for water conservation could cost homeowners about $7,500 in compliance costs.

Taxes will be increased. The feds gave you tax relief, but Democrats are proposing a mileage tax to offset the unintended loss of gas taxes due to the public driving more fuel-efficient cars.

Democrats also introduced legislation to prohibit the DMV from registering gas-powered vehicles within 22 years.

All this and more awaits Californians, even as those who are able will leave the state, as will the industrial engines that once made this state “Golden.” ∆ Al Fonzi is an Army lieutenant colonel of military intelligence who had a 35year military career, serving in both the Vietnam and Iraq wars. Send comments through the editor atclanham@ newtimesslo.com.

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he point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right; greed works,” claimed Gordon Gekko, the fictionalized corporate raider of the 1987 film Wall Street.

Of course, Gordon Gekko was a total prick.

In point of fact, greed is bad, wrong, ugly, and mean. It pollutes the soul.

Greed is never satisfied. Greed is why there are empty storefronts and chain retail stores in downtown San Luis Obispo instead of locally owned momand-pop stores. Greed is also why the lowincome senior residents of the Brizzolara Apartments may be rolled into the streets in their wheelchairs and left to fend for themselves.

Built in 1998 under a partnership between the Housing Authority of San Luis Obispo (HASLO) and SunAmerica, a subsidiary of global insurance conglomerate American International Group (AIG), the Brizzolara Apartments were designed to house some of the most vulnerable among us, but SunAmerica recently used a “fine print” loophole to raise the interest rate on the complex’s bond loan from 6 percent to 10, which is two and a half times the current market rate of 4 percent!

That’s right! A tiny clause in the original bond documents said that if SunAmerica became the sole owner of the bonds, it could raise the interest rate to 10 percent. In 2015, SunAmerica purchased

the remaining tax-exempt debt on the apartments and promptly jacked up the rate. Let me decipher: SunAmerica is now both lender and owner, and HASLO is getting squeezed for the extra dough.

Neat trick, amirite?

SunAmerica has also intimated that it’d like to transition the complex from lowincome housing to market-value housing, essentially eliminating 30 affordable units from a community already suffering from a woeful lack such units. Sorry, SunAmerica, but you’re greedy AF! You’ve pulled this same sleazy move on four other low-income housing complexes in California, which means you’re run by pack of Gordon Gekkoesque total pricks.

As wonder-bearded New Yorker and occasional NYC mayoral candidate Jimmy McMillan has said repeatedly, “The rent is too damn high.” If you own, so is the mortgage. Unfortunately for most of us, there’s nothing we can do about it because we’re at the mercy of what the SLO County market will bear, but HASLO has an option. As a public entity, they’ve filed an eminent domain claim in court to force SunAmerica to sell the apartments to HASLO so they’ll remain low-income units for disabled seniors.

I can feel all the conservatives’ neck veins bulging and see the steam coming out of their ears at the very notion of “eminent domain,” but sometimes personal property rights should be trumped by the greater public good.

First of all, HASLO tried to negotiate the sale of the apartments in good faith

with SunAmerica, agreeing to pay an appraised market value of $1.9 million, which isn’t exactly chump change considering the 30 units rent for only about $300 each. SunAmerica trotted out their own appraisal that claimed the property was worth $3.2 million because … “greed is good,” right?

Second, it’s not like SunAmerica or its investors are living at the Brizzolara Apartments and will be put on the street if HASLO wins its eminent domain argument. The residents of the complex are the ones who will suffer without the use of eminent domain. In this case, I hope HASLO wins and SunAmerica is forced to sell. It won’t be as sweet as seeing Gordon Gekko taken away in handcuffs, but it will be a win for the Davids in a world where Goliaths seem to hold all the marbles.

And speaking of marbles, according to the American Lung Association’s 2017 State of the Air report, San Luis Obispo County ranks among the top 10 U.S. metro areas most polluted by miniscule marble-like particles! Top 10 for the win!

Basically, the Oceano Dunes are filling the air South County residents breathe with sand and dust, which has been linked to “death from respiratory and cardiovascular causes, including strokes; increased mortality in infants, and young children,” heart attacks, strokes, asthma, and more.

The American Lung Association letter

to the SLO County Air Pollution Control District goes on to “encourage your agency to move forward in 2018 with implementation of meaningful new mitigation efforts of at least 100 acres as a first step in providing relief to the residents affected by vehicle activity at the dunes.”

Maybe the letter is something Gary Willey, the county’s Air Pollution Control Officer, needs to smack around state parks’ OHV Division a little, and finally get them to do something about all the dune dust kicked up by off-road vehicles!

“Eat our dust, liberal coastal elite suckers!”

Yeah, I know the argument. There are so few places to go off-roading, and really, when you think about it, aren’t the rights of vacationing valley dwellers to run roughshod over our beaches more important than the rights of a bunch of whiny Nipomo residents to breathe clean air?

Sheesh! It’s super hot in the valley.

Valley folk need to come to the beach and ride sand-rails and drink Coors Light® by the cooler-full. Can’t you Nipomo NIMBYS just wear, I don’t know, a surgical mask or something? Don’t be so selfish, greedy pricks. ∆ The Shredder shares a cardboard box under a highway overpass with three other roommates, and it still costs $1,200 a month. Send ideas and comments to shredder@newtimesslo.com.

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The Cuesta College Drama Department presents Man of La Mancha Feb. 2 through 11 at the Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center.

This production was chosen to compete at the 2018 Kennedy Centre American College Theatre Festival. Tickets are $20 and can be purchased at tickets.cuesta. edu or by calling (805) 546-3198.

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SPECIAL EVENTS N O R T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

BLENDFEST ON THE COAST A charitable event to benefit those impacted by the Southern California wildfires and celebrate wines from Paso Robles’ winemakers. Feb. 9, 6:30-9 p.m., Feb. 10, 1-6:30 p.m. and Feb. 11, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. $40-$65.

805-239-8463. pasowine.com/events/blendfest-onthe-coast/. Cambria Village, 723 Main St., Cambria.

CAMBRIA FILM FESTIVAL A 4-day festival featuring short and feature-length films with a romantic and comedic nature. Visit site for full schedule and list of venues. Feb. 8, 2:30-5:30 p.m., Feb. 9, 1:30-10:30 p.m., Feb. 10, 12-10:30 p.m. and Feb. 11, 12-5:30 p.m. $8-$75. 805-927-8190. cambriafilmfestival.com. Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria.

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VINA ROBLES CHOCOLATE FESTIVAL Enjoy live music, wine, and chocolates and other baked goods created by local vendors. Proceeds benefit Big Brothers Big Sisters of SLO County. Feb. 10, 5-8 p.m. $40 general; $35 club members. 805-2274812. vinarobles.com/events/Chocolate-Festival1.

Vina Robles Winery, 3700 Mill Rd., Paso Robles.

SAN LUIS OBISPO

FORTH ANNUAL BACKCOUNTRY FILM FESTIVAL Produced every year by Winter Wildlands Alliance as a celebration and gathering place for the backcountry snow sports community.

Feb. 1, 6:30-10 p.m. $10-$20. bcfilmfestslo. brownpapertickets.com. SLO Guild Hall, 2880 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

STAND UP FOR AMERICA: TAKE A KNEE FOR EQUALITY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL Join the NAACP in its mission is to ensure political, educational, social, and economic equality regardless of race, sex, gender, and/or religious beliefs. Features guest speakers, booths, food, and live music.

Feb. 3, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Free. 805-748-9735. naacpslocty.org/. Mission Plaza, 989 Chorro St, San Luis Obispo.

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WESTERN MONARCH DAY CELEBRATION Join docents, volunteers, and staff in celebrating the monarch butterfly. Family activities include face

painting, a bean bag toss, story time, docent talks, a science table, and more. Feb. 3, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

Free. 805-548-0391. centralcoastparks.org. Monarch Butterfly Grove, 400 S Dolliver St., Pismo Beach.

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2018 FATHER DAUGHTER DANCE For young ladies ages 3 to 18 and their fathers or father figures. Hosted by the Lompoc Recreation Division.

Feb. 9, 6-8:30 p.m. $10-$18. 805-875-8100. cityoflompoc.com/parks_rec. Anderson Recreation Center, 125 W. Walnut Ave., Lompoc.

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SOUTHERN EXPOSURE GARAGISTE WINE FESTIVAL Area garagiste winemakers will be pouring more than 150 different handcrafted, micro-production wines. Feb. 9, 6:30-9 p.m., Feb. 10, 11:30 a.m.-5 p.m. and Feb. 11, 11:30 a.m.-5 p.m. $49-$130. garagistefestival.com. Veterans’ Memorial Building, 1745 Mission Drive, Solvang, 688-7529.

FUNDRAISERS SAN LUIS OBISPO

MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. SCHOLARSHIP FUNDRAISER BARBECUE Raises funds for scholarships for college-bound seniors at SLO high schools. Includes chicken, baked beans, potato salad, and garlic bread. Take out or eat in. Feb. 4, 12-3 p.m. $10. mlkfund.org. SLO Elks Club, 222 Elks Lane, San Luis Obispo, 805-543-0322.

THAT’S AMORÉ: VOICES IN CONCERT OperaSLO’s annual recital-fundraiser.

Featuring performances by Todd Wilander, Liv Redpath, Julie Makerov, and Gabriel Manro. Feb. 11, 2-4:30

p.m. $85. 805-541-5369. operaslo.org. The Monday Club, 1815 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo.

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AVILA BEACH SPAGHETTI DINNER/BINGO NIGHT Enjoy a spaghetti dinner with salad, garlic bread, and dessert followed by bingo. Dinner tickets include first bingo card. Various prizes awarded to winners. Feb. 2, 6-8:30 p.m. $10 adults; $5 children 8-and-under; $1 additional bingo cards.

805-627-1997. Avila Beach Community Center, 191 San Miguel Street, Avila Beach, avilabeachcc.com.

GROVER BEACH UNITED FLOOD RELIEF FUNDRAISER Hosted by Hank Barber of 805RockStock and Grover Beach United. Enjoy live performances from 6 bands, a raffle, and more.

Feb. 3, 4-9 p.m. $15 donation. 805-931-1480. groverbeachunited.com. Mongo’s Saloon, 359 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach.

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2018 POLICE AWARDS Hosted by the Santa Maria Valley Chamber of Commerce. Individuals will be honored for Officer of the Year, Dispatcher of the Year, and the Life Saving Award. Admission includes breakfast. Feb. 6, 7:30-9 a.m. $25-$35.

805-925-2403. Radisson Hotel, 3455 Airpark Dr, Santa Maria.

FOR THE LOVE OF BOOKS The Santa Maria Public Library Foundation welcomes guests to enjoy an afternoon of lunch, entertainment, and a silent auction. Featuring author talks by Wendelin Van Draanan and Mark Parsons. Feb. 11, 12:30-2:30 p.m. $50. 805-925-0994 ext. 2322. engagedpatrons.org. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.

THE MAD HATTER’S BASH A dinner and dance hosted by the 2018 Northern Santa Barbara County Special Olympics. Featuring a silent auction and

New Times and the Sun now share their community listings for a complete Central Coast calendar running from SLO County through northern Santa Barbara County. Submit events online by logging in with your Google, Facebook, or Twitter account at newtimesslo.com. You may also email calendar@ newtimesslo.com. Deadline is one week before the issue date on Thursdays. Submissions are subject to editing and approval. Contact Calendar Editor Caleb Wiseblood directly at cwiseblood@newtimesslo.com.

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live music by Steppin’ Out. The Sponsor an Athlete Program helps fund training and competition events. Feb. 3, 6:30 p.m. $100. 805-925-0951.

Santa Maria Veterans Memorial Center, 313 W. Tunnell St., Santa Maria.

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10TH ANNUAL VALENTINE’S COMEDY NIGHT Proceeds benefit the Second Chance at Love Humane Society. Enjoy stand-up, live music, red carpet photo opportunities, beer, wine, champagne, appetizers, desserts, and more. Feb. 10, 6-10 p.m. $35 in advance; $40 at the door. 805-712-0400. biglaughlive.com. Pavilion on the Lake, 9315 Pismo Ave., Atascadero.

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2018 CHINESE NEW YEAR CELEBRATION Celebrating the Year of The Dog. Includes a homestyle Chinese dinner buffet, a local talent show, a lion dance, raffles, and silent auctions. Feb. 3, 4:30-8 p.m. $25 adults; $15 children 5-and-over; free for children under 5. centralcoast-chineseassociation.org/2018-new-year. San Luis Obispo Vets’ Hall, 801 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, 805781-5930.

SIXTH ANNUAL MARDI GRAS MASQUERADE FUNDRAISER Burning James and the Funky Flames and Bon Temps Creole Cafe present this masquerade party. Proceeds benefit KCBX FM. Feb. 10, 6-10 p.m. $32 in advance; $40 at the door. 805550-3941. slomardigras2018.brownpapertickets. com. King David’s Masonic Lodge, 859 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo.

VALENTINE’S SPEED DATING This event offers a fresh alternative to online dating. Space is limited.

Feb. 11, 7-9:30 p.m. $20. Old San Luis Barbecue Company, 670 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805285-2473, oldsanluisbbq.com.

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A VALENTINE’S DANCE SM Valley Sr. Club and the SM Recreation and Parks Department, with funding from Community Foundation of SLO County, are sponsoring this dance featuring Riptide Big Band and vocalist Bob Nations. Feb. 11, 1:30-4 p.m. Free. 775-843-2830. RiptideBB.com. Elwin Mussell Senior Center, 510 Park Ave., Santa Maria.

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OLD WORLD DRAWING AND PAINTING WITH JASON MAYR All levels welcome. The course begins with drawing techniques and progresses through black and white, limited palette, to full palette. Every other Monday, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. through Nov. 19 $35-$40. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

WEDNESDAY CREATIVITY GROUP Bring your art work, in any medium, and share with others.

Wednesdays, 10:30 a.m.-3 p.m. through March 28 Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

ZEN DOODLE ADULT COLORING BOOK GROUP Relax and unwind with adult coloring books. Fridays, 10 a.m.-noon through Feb. 2 Free.

805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. N o r t h s Lo C o u N t y

CREATE BEAUTIFUL PATTERNED FABRICS: AFTER SCHOOL ART CLASS FOR GRADES 2-5 Learn the Indonesian technique of batik.

Create beautifully designed fabrics with your own intricate patterns. Thursdays, 3-4:30 p.m. through Feb. 22 $48. 805-543-8562. sloma.org. San Gabriel Elementary School, 8500 San Gabriel Rd., Atascadero.

FINE ART PHOTOGRAPHY ON YOUR SMART PHONE OR TABLET Taught by professional photographer Michael Messina. Feb. 3, 1-5 p.m. and Feb. 10, 1-5 p.m. $50-$165. 805-466-3684. ärt/, 5806 Traffic Way, Atascadero. saN Luis obispo

ADULT WORKSHOP: PAINTING YOUR GARDEN IN ACRYLIC Use hard lines against soft lines to create dynamic flower petals. Students are invited to bring in their own rose photos or live roses to work from. All levels welcome. Feb. 3, 12-3 p.m. and Feb. 4, 12-3 p.m. $60 members; $70 general. 805-5438562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

BLACKSMITHING: BASIC SAFETY The first class in a series of two that you can take to use the forge and anvil at the space. Visit the website for instructions and requirements. Registration required. Tuesdays, 11 a.m.-noon Free. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace.com/ blacksmithing/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

CABARET SINGING AND PERFORMANCE CLASS Learn the art of singing in a Cabaret style and setting. Find your key and style with a skilled accompanist. You may start anytime during the semester. Wednesdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $185 for 12 week class or $20 per night as a drop-in student. 805-772-2812. cuesta.edu/ communityprograms/community-education/ music/cabaret.html. Cuesta College Community Programs, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

CREATIVE COLLAGE: AFTER SCHOOL ART CLASS FOR AGES 9-12 Use diverse materials to explore collage. Combine newspaper, magazines, found objects, fabric, and more. Wednesdays, 3:15-4:45 p.m. through Feb. 28 $48. 805-5438562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

EXPLORING DRAWING: AFTER SCHOOL ART CLASS FOR AGES 7-8 Learn various approaches to drawing. Expand your talent using many different styles, materials, and subject matter. Tuesdays, 3:15-4:45 p.m. through Feb. 27 $48. 805-543-8562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

INTRO TO 3D PRINTING Learn how to use the 3D Printers and software. Once certified, and if Basic Safety has been passed, users can utilize the 3D printers with their own filament or pay for the filament onsite through membership, or free weekly SLO County Library Hours. Wednesdays, 7-8 p.m. $50. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace. com/3d-printing/#class. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

INTRO TO CERAMICS STUDIO Take and pass our Intro to Ceramics Studio and have 24/7 unsupervised access to our Ceramics Studio.

Previous ceramics experience required, or our Intro to Ceramics class. 25lb of clay comes with this class. First Monday of every month, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $50. 242-1285. SLO MakerSpace, 81 ARTS continued page 20 www.newtimesslo.com • February 1 - February 8, 2018 • New Times • 19

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Love is Strange, a collaborative exhibition between artists Jami Ray and Josh Talbott, opens Feb. 2 with a reception from 6 to 9 p.m. at the Steynberg Gallery. Enjoy paintings, art installations, and live music by The Moon Bird. The exhibit will remain on display through Feb. 27. Visit jamirayart.com or joshtalbott.com for more info.

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Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo, slomakerspace.com.

INTRO TO CNC ROUTER Learn how to use the 4’x6’ CNC Router. Certified users who have passed Basic Safety can use the CNC Router (supplying their own material and bit) through membership or during free SLO County Library Hours. First Tuesday of every month, 7-9 p.m. $50. 242-1285. slomakerspace.com/ cnc-routing/#class. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

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Central Coast

Learn how to use a 100 watt laser cutter and engraver. Users who are certified, and have passed Basic Safety, can use it on their own through membership, or through free SLO County Library Hours for and $0.50/min. cutting time. Mondays, 7-10 p.m. $50. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace.com/ laser-cutting-and-engraving/#class. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

INTRO TO MIG WELDING Learn how to use the

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welder and welding station. Certified students who have passed Basic Safety can use the welding area through membership or during Free SLO County Library cardholder hours. Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. $50. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace.com/store/ intro-to-mig-welding-class/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

LEATHERCRAFTING: BASIC SAFETY For people with no previous leathercraft experience. Includes overview and training of common leatherworking tools, safe tool use, and a discussion of materials needed for leathercraft. First Thursday of every month, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace. com/leathercrafting/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

MOSAIC HEART WORKSHOP Students will cut plates, and glue and grout to finish a piece in three hours. Appropriate for beginners. Feb. 5, 5:30-8:30 p.m. $62. 805-549-1222. creativemetime.com. San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo. Students will cut plate pieces, then glue and grout to take home a finished piece. Choose between various plate piece colors and baubles. All materials provided. Feb. 10, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. $60.

805-286-5993. creativemetime.com. Cuesta College Community Programs, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

SLOMA ART SCHOOL CLASSES: AGES 5-6 Month-long after school art classes for 5 to 6 year olds. Price includes all materials. Mondays, 3:154:45 p.m. through March 26 $48. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

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SUCCULENT HEART WREATH Learn how to create art with succulents. All tools and materials are provided to complete a wreath. Feb. 3, 10 a.m.-noon $67. 805-549-1222. creativemetime.com. San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo.

SUCCULENT HEART WREATH WORKSHOP Start with a 9” heart sphagnum form and add a wide variety of succulents from the instructor’s collection to create a 13” wreath. All tool and materials provided. A care instruction sheet is provided to keep your wreath thriving. Feb. 6, 6 p.m. $70. 805286-5993. creativemetime.com. Cuesta College Community Programs, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

VALENTINE CARDS WORKSHOP Join instructor Suzy McBride and make your own valentine cards.

Supplies are provided. Registration required. Feb. 10, 10 a.m.-noon Free. 805-781-5989. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

WOODTURNING Basic Safety, Spindle, Bowl Turning I, Bowl Turning II and Advanced class. Saturdays, Sundays, 10 a.m.-noon $50. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace.com/woodturning/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

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AFTER SCHOOL ART CLASSES FOR AGES 3-6 Instructed by artist Susan Connors. Tuesdays, 3-4:30 p.m. through March 27 $36-$48 (includes materials). 805-543-8562. sloma.org/education/ ocean-view-arroyo-grande.php. Ocean View Elementary School, 1208 Linda Dr., Arroyo Grande.

ART AND WINE CLASS: BOHO COWSKULL CANVAS Make your own Boho Canvas. Wine will be offered. All supplies provided. Tuesdays, Fridays, 6-8 p.m. through Feb. 27 $40. 805-550-9963. theartgalanipomo.com/art-wine-boho-cowskullcanvas/. Gala De Arte Plaza, 136 N Thompson Ave. B, Nipomo.

ART AND WINE CLASS: NAIL ART JEWERLY HOLDER Make your own nail art jewelry holder.

Wine will be offered. All supplies provided.

Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. through Feb. 22 $40. 805550-9963. theartgalanipomo.com/art-wine-stringnail-jewelry-holder/. Gala De Arte Plaza, 136 N Thompson Ave. B, Nipomo.

ART AND WINE: GALENTINE’S DAY NAIL ART/ BROKEN HEART Celebrate Galentine’s Day with wine and an art project. All supplies provided.

Feb. 7, 6-8 p.m. $25; $40 for 2. 805-550-9963. theartgalanipomo.com/. Gala De Arte Plaza, 136 N Thompson Ave. B, Nipomo.

INTUITIVE CIRCLE Mediumship development.

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Relationships: Developing the Heart and Soul of Intimacy Music: Albert Sanudo, Jr.

Rev. Laura V. Grace

For more info: www.lifisslo.org

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month, 6:30-8:30 p.m. through July 1 $15-$35.

805-489-2432. halcyonstore.com. Halcyon Store Post Office, 936 South Halcyon Rd., Arroyo Grande.

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San Luis Obispo Go Red For Women Luncheon Friday, February 2, 2018 San Luis Obispo Country Club GoRedSLO.heart.org | (805) 963-8862

BALLROOM, LATIN, AND SWING LESSONS

Exhibiting the work of local watercolorist and jewelry designer Dolores Gonzales. Wine and Hors d’oeuvres will be served. Feb. 8, 6-8 p.m. Free.

805-550-9963. theartgalanipomo.com/. Gala De Arte Plaza, 136 N Thompson Ave. B, Nipomo.

BEADING WORKSHOP Thursdays, noon oasisorcutt.org. Oasis Senior Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt, 805-928-7799.

POETRY NIGHT Come enjoy an evening of poetry

the basics to a variety of patterns. Dancers of all skill levels welcome. Thursdays, 6:15-7 p.m. $8.

Oasis Senior Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt, 805928-7799.

EVERYBODY CAN DANCE Ballet workout classes for teens and adults. Tuesdays, 6 p.m. everybodycandance.webs.com. Everybody Can Dance, 628 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria, 805937-6753.

INTRODUCTORY BALLET 1 Tuesdays, 5 p.m. everybodycandance.webs.com.

Everybody Can Dance, 628 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria, 805-937-6753.

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Central Coast Life Is Why Sponsor

Wednesdays, 6 p.m. and Fridays everybodycandance.webs.com.

Everybody Can Dance, 628 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria, 805-937-6753.

INTRODUCTORY BALLET 3 Wednesdays, 6 p.m. everybodycandance. webs.com. Everybody Can Dance, 628 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria, 805-937-6753.

Locally Sponsored By

WINTER MAKERSPACE Come to the Santa Maria Public Library for its weekly MakerSpace events. Create something new and different each week. Saturdays, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. through Feb. 24 Free. 805-925-0994. cityofsantamaria.org/citygovernment/departments/library. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.

FOR THE BIRDS 2018 Art Center Morro Bay presents its annual For the Birds exhibit in celebration of the Morro Bay Winter Bird Festival. This exhibit Feb. 1 – Feb. 8 is a collection of fine art paintings and 2018 photography depicting all things related to birds. Through Feb. 19, 12-4 p.m. Free.

805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

LATIN DANCE CLASS: SALSA, BACHATA, AND MORE Instructors and styles vary from week

Senior Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt, 805-928-7799.

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MAKE YOUR OWN CUTTING BOARD Each participant builds their own hardwood cutting board from start to finish. No prior woodworking experience necessary. Drinks and light appetizers provided. Feb. 3, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. $135. 805694-8095. shaunboydmadethis.com/saturdayworkshops/. Shaun Boyd Made This, 100 Industrial Way, Unit G, Buellton.

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ART AFTER DARK PASO Unites visual, literary, and performing artists with the community and participating venues. Visit site for full list of programs and events. First Saturday of every month, 6-9 p.m. 805-544-9251. artsobispo.org.

Participating locations, Paso Robles, City-wide.

STUDIOS ON THE PARK: ART AFTER DARK PASO Feb. 3, 6-9 p.m. $8 if wine tasting. 805-2389800. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, studiosonthepark.org.

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ART AFTER DARK AT THE SLO RAILROAD MUSEUM Enjoy viewing railroad themed paintings, photography, and videography with appetizers and samplers from Bon Temps, Cafe Roma, Del Monte, and My Thai. Feb. 2, 6-9 p.m. Free. 805-548-1894. slorrm.com. San Luis Obispo Railroad Museum, 1940 Santa Barbara Ave, San Luis Obispo.

ART AFTER DARK SLO Unites visual, literary, and performing artists with the community and participating venues. Visit site for full list of programs and events. First Friday of every month, 6-9 p.m. 805-544-9251. artsobispo.org. SLO County, Countywide, San Luis Obispo.

CLA SPEAKS: TONY BAXTER Baxter was hired as a Disney Imagineer in 1970 and helped define the modern Disney park landscape. He continues to serve as a mentor for the next generation of imagineers. Feb. 9, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-756-2359. cla.calpoly.edu/claspeaks. Spanos Theatre, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.

JULIA MORGAN BUILDING TOUR Member docents will guide you through our historic building and grounds. Tours may also be arranged by appointment. Mondays, 2-5 p.m. Free. 805-5410594. themondayclubslo.org. The Monday Club, 1815 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo.

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featuring readings from others or works of your own. First Friday of every month, 6 p.m. Free. 3142368. Broadway Books, 906 S Broadway Suite B, Santa Maria.

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UKULELE CLASS Wednesdays, 11:30 a.m. Oasis

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to week. Thursdays, 8-10 p.m. $10. facebook. com/dancingamor. Everybody Can Dance, 628 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria, 805-937-6753.

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ARTIST SHOWCASE: DOLORES GONZALES

Marie King and Kings of Swing offer dance lessons for all ages and skill levels. Couples and singles welcome. Wednesdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $36 for 4-week session. Oasis Senior Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt, 805-928-7799.

COUNTRY TWO STEP DANCE LESSONS From

Together we can prevent heart disease and stroke.

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film in the SLO Library Community Room. Rated R Feb. 7, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. 805-781-1215. slolibrary.com. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

GALLERY AT MARINA SQUARE PRESENTS BRADY CABE Showcasing the nature and landscape photography of the gallery’s featured artist Brady Cabe Feb. 1-27, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 10, Morro Bay.

GALLERY AT MARINA SQUARE PRESENTS CARLO CHRISTIAN, JACK MCNEAL, AND GREG SIRAGUSA Showcasing the fine art photography of the gallery’s featured artists Carlo Christian, Jack McNeal, and Greg Siragusa.

Feb. 1-27, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. 805-772-3883. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 10, Morro Bay.

REFLECTIONS: WORKS BY TOM GOULD Cambria artist Tom Gould shares his acrylic paintings. Opening reception is Feb. 2, 5:307 p.m. and includes a wine bar, live music, and refreshments. Thursdays-Sundays, 1-4 p.m. through Feb. 25 Free. 805-927-8190. cambriacenterforthearts.org/. Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria. n o r t h S lo C o u n t y

COLOR ME RED Featuring digital artists Dean Crawford Jr. and Deb Hofstetter. Feb. 1-28, 12-9 p.m. Free. 805-238-9800. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, studiosonthepark.org.

IN LOVE WITH THE WEST Features contemporary western artists Sophy Brown, Glen Edwards, Tim Harmon, Cindy Long, Kim Mackey, Jeff Segler, and Don Weller. Feb. 1-28, 12-9 p.m.

Free. 805-238-9800. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, studiosonthepark.org.

REALISM WITH A TWIST Reception for featured artist Gregory Simmons. Show runs through Feb 15. 805-466-3684. ärt/, 5806 Traffic Way, Atascadero.

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DIMENSIONS 2018 A biennial exhibition of fine craft featuring artworks created from clay, fiber, glass, metal, paper, and wood by artists living in California. Mondays, Wednesdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through Feb. 18 Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/exhibits/coming-next.php?event=1481.

San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

DIRTY CANTEEN A self-selected body of work by current and former military members who comprise an artist collective. Through Feb. 9, 5-7 p.m. Free. 805-756-1571. artgallery.calpoly. edu. Cal Poly University Art Gallery, Cal Poly Art & Design, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, 934070321, San Luis Obispo.

LOVE IS STRANGE Featuring artists Jami Ray and Josh Talbott. Feb. 2, 6-9 p.m. and Feb. 2-27 805-544-9251. artsobispo.com. Steynberg Gallery, 1531 Monterey, San Luis Obispo.

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PICTURING CALIFORNIA: A VISUAL TOUR THROUGH THE GOLDEN STATE The exhibit explores ways California has been visually expressed and depicted by artists and publishers since 1848.

It features examples of historic and contemporary maps, books, prints, ephemera, and photographs, including Eadweard Muybridge’s 1877 panorama of San Francisco. Through Feb. 27, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Free.

805-756-2305. lib.calpoly.edu/events/picturingcalifornia/. Cal Poly Special Collections and Archives, Robert E. Kennedy Library, 1 Grand Ave., Building 35, Room 409, San Luis Obispo.

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COLOR AND MOTION: AN ARTISTS PERSPECTIVE See the work of local artist Kathy Badrak on display at the Terry Dworaczyk office of Ameriprise Financial. This exhibit is one of a continuing series of shows to spotlight local art and artists. ongoing 805-938-9724. ampf.com. Ameriprise Financial, 2605 S Miller St., Suite 104, Santa Maria.

FEATURED ARTIST HEIDI GRUETZEMACHER Artist and photographer Heidi Gruetzemacher is the owner of the Frame Gallery in Old Orcutt. This exhibit showcases some of her paintings and photography.

Feb. 2, 5-7 p.m. and ongoing Free. 805-937-2278.

Valley Art Gallery, 125 W. Clark Ave., Orcutt.

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SANTA YNEZ VALLEY ARTS ASSOCIATION The Santa Ynez Valley Arts Association presents the 2nd Saturday Artisans series. Second Saturday of every month, 12-5 p.m. 688-7338. santaynezvalleyarts.org. Santa Ynez Valley Grange Hall, 2374 Alamo Pintado, Los Olivos.

THE STUDENT AND THE TEACHER Showcases paintings of ranching life by Theodore Waddell and Isabelle Johnson, Waddell’s former teacher.

Through Feb. 5 805-686-8315. wildlingmuseum. org. Wildling Museum of Art and Nature, 1511-B Mission Drive, Solvang.

TRANQUILITY A collaborative exhibit showcasing local artists in various fine art mediums. On display in the gallery’s front showroom. Through Feb. 1 Free. 805-688-7517. gallerylosolivos.com. Gallery Los Olivos, 2920 Grand Ave., Los Olivos.

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BRUSHSTROKES 2018 CALL FOR ARTISTS California-wide exhibition hosted by The Painters Group of SLOMA to be held May 17 through June 25. Submission deadline is Feb. 28. MondaysSundays. through Feb. 28 Details online. 805-7722504. sloma.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

THROUGH THE LENS: AN OPEN JURIED PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBITION Submit work to the Morro Bay Art Association for its Open Juried Photography Exhibition. The exhibit will be held May 17 through June 25. Juror is Central Coast photographer, teacher, and author Kerry Drager. Feb. 1-April 1, 12-5 p.m. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

WINDOWS TO OTHER WORLDS: CULTURAL EXPLORATIONS This exhibit celebrates worldwide

treasures untold

The South County Historical Society presents its 37th annual Antique Show and Sale on Feb. 10 from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. and Feb. 11 from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. at the South County Regional Center in Arroyo Grande. This event features furniture, glass, jewelry, collectibles, and more. Call (805) 489-8282 or visit southcountyhistory.org to find out more.

—C.W. Arts Academy, 207 Suburban Rd., San Luis Obispo.

COMEDY NIGHT AT 7 SISTERS Enjoy live stand-up comedy from local and touring comics with locally brewed beverages. Second Saturday of every month, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-868-7133.

7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo, 7SistersBrewing.com.

IMPROV COMEDY SHOW Fast-paced improv comedy shows performed by the ensemble of Central Coast Comedy Theater. All shows are based on audience suggestions making every show unique. Saturdays, 8-10 p.m. $5. centralcoastcomedytheater.com. Kreuzberg Coffee Company, 685 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-430-0260.

MOSCOW FESTIVAL BALLET: SWAN LAKE

Tchaikovsky’s perennial masterpiece. Feb. 11, 7 p.m. $27.20-$64. 805-756-4849. calpolyarts.org.

Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

STAGED READING: NEW JERUSALEM Ubu’s Other Shoe Staged Reading Series presents this performance of New Jerusalem by David Ives. Feb. 2-3, 7-9 p.m. and Feb. 3, 2-4 p.m. $15. 805-7862440. slorep.org. San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre, 888 Morro St., San Luis Obispo.

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BASKERVILLE: A SHERLOCK HOLMES MYSTERY Ken Ludwig (Lend Me a Tenor, Moon Over Buffalo) transforms The Hound of the Baskerville into a comic adventure. Features 5 actors playing dozens of roles.

Thursdays-Sundays. through March 4 $21-$28.

805-489-2499. americanmelodrama.com. Great American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano.

THE PEKING ACROBATS See the Peking Acrobats defy gravity with displays of contortion, flexibility, and control. Feb. 2, 7 p.m. $45-$55. clarkcenter.org. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande, 805-4899444.

travel, heritage, and cultural experiences. Submit your two and/or three-dimensional work. Through Feb. 20 $3-$10. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay. org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

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ORCUTT COMMUNITY THEATER AUDITIONS

BURLESQUE ON THE BAR: BE MINE Enjoy dinner and a burlesque show. VIP and GA seating offered. Wine available by the glass and the bottle.

Feb. 10, 6-10 p.m. $25-$50. 805-369-1505. facebook.com/events/2026318887626901/.

Rendarrio Vineyards, 2323 Tuley Ct. Ste. 110, Paso Robles.

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MAN OF LA MANCHA This production was selected to represent Region 8 at the Kennedy Centre American College Theatre Festival. All proceeds support student travel expenses. FridaysSundays. through Feb. 11 $20. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo, 546-3198, cuesta.edu/student/ campuslife/cpac/index.html.

CABARET CIRCUS See aerialists flip, fly, and spin through the air on silks, rope, hoops and more. For mature audiences. Feb. 9-10, 7-8:30 p.m. $18 online; $22 at the door. 805-748-6245. suspendedmotion.net. Suspended Motion Aerial

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CLASSIFIED SCHOOL EMPLOYEE TEACHER CREDENTIALING PROGRAM This informational session is designed to provide knowledge about Brandman University’s credentialing programs.

Classified employees of the SLO County public school districts will also hear more about the teacher credentialing grant opportunity managed

by SLOCOE. RSVP required. Feb. 6, 5-6 p.m. Free.

805-782-7321. SLO County Office of Education, 3350 Education Dr., San Luis Obispo.

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SUSTAINABLE BUILDINGS Local authors Ken Haggard and Polly Cooper will lead a presentation on Passive Solar Construction, detailing the use of straw bales in sustainable planning. Feb. 10, 2-3 p.m. Free. 805-473-7161. Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande, slolibrary.org.

Auditions for Mama Won’t Fly. Casting 6 women, 2 men; ages 20’s to 80’s. Performances are in April. Feb. 1-2, 6-9 p.m., Feb. 9, 6-9 p.m. and Feb. 10-11, 1-3 p.m. Free. 805-345-0663. orcuttcommunitytheater.com. Righetti High School, 941 E. Foster Rd, Orcutt.

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AUTISM PRESENTATION Becky D’Ornellas will

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BI-LINGO Informal conversation to practice Spanish language skills for anyone with basic Spanish-speaking skills. Second Thursday of every month, 6-7 p.m. Free. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. lo M p o C/ Va n d e n b e r g

COMMUNITY FOOD CENTER The center is a food pantry offering nutritional classes.

Wednesdays, 3-5 p.m. Free. 805-967-5741, Ext. 107. El Camino Community Center, W. Laurel Avenue and N. I Street, Lompoc.

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history of metaphysics with a different topic each week. Led by Tobey White Heart Crockett. Fridays, 12-1 p.m. $10-$20 suggested donation. 805-7722880. facebook.com/groups/MBMetaphysicians.

Coalesce Garden Chapel, 845 Main St., Morro Bay.

Refreshments available on site for purchase.

Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-544-6366. Facebook. com/CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

BOOK DISCUSSION New book every month. The book for February is A Wrinkle in Time by Madeline L’Engle. Second Thursday of every month, 10:30 a.m.-noon Free. 805-539-9374. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS AT CAPTAIN NEMO Refreshments available on site for purchase.

Wednesdays, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-544-6366.

Facebook.com/CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

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Send up to 30 words + 1 image to classifieds@newtimesslo.com, subject line: FREE CLASSY. Your ad will appear in print and online, hassle free.

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FRIDAY NIGHT MAGIC AT CAPTAIN NEMO Refreshments available on site for purchase.

Fridays, 5-8 p.m. 4 Booster Buy In. 805-544-6366.

Facebook.com/CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

HISTORICAL EUROPEAN MARTIAL ARTS: AN OVERVIEW Join Cuesta Community Programs and

explore the subject of autism in this presentation by the Central Coast Autism Spectrum Center.

This is in conjunction with the 2018 Cuesta College Book of the Year selection, Life, Animated. For adults only. Feb. 8, 6-7 p.m. Free. slolibrary.org.

Atascadero Library, 6555 Capistrano, Atascadero.

Blackfriar’s School of Fence for this workshop that provides attendees with hands-on demonstrations of sword, dagger, and unarmed fighting methods based on historical fighting treatises. Feb. 3, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. $60. 805-459-0345. cuesta.edu/

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independent films. international appeal.

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CO-DEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS MEETING Co-Dependents Anonymous (CoDA) is a 12-step recovery program for anyone who desires to have healthy and loving relationships with themselves and others. Saturdays, 1-2:15 p.m. Free. 805-203-5875.

Cambria Connection, 1069 Main St., Cambria. n o r t h S Lo C o u n t y

NAR-ANON FAMILY GROUP MEETING A

A Weekend of Films dedicated to Romance and Comedy

meeting for those who know or have known a feeling of desperation concerning the addiction of a loved one. Fridays, 12-1 p.m.

Free. 805-221-5523. The Redeemer Lutheran Church, 4500 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

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8 Feature Films 35 Independent Short Films plus...

Opening Night Film Maker Q&A Closing Night Champagne Gala

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NAR-ANON: LET IT BEGIN WITH ME Nar-Anon is a support group for those who are affected by someone else’s addiction. Tuesdays 805458-7655. naranoncentralca.org/ meetings/meeting-list/. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

For Complete Schedule and Ticket Sales:

www.cambriafilmfestival.com Individual tickets sold before each performance for $8 based on availability

Got SiLK?

The Suspended Motion Aerial Arts Academy presents its Cabaret Circus on Feb. 9 from 7 to 8:30 p.m. See aerialists flip, fly, and spin through the air on silks, ropes, and hoops. This event is for mature audiences only. Tickets are $18 to $22. Call (805) 748-6245 or visit suspendedmotion.net for more info.

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Create and Learn n o r t h C o a S t S Lo C o u n t y

BASIC COMPUTER HELP Come to learn basic computer skills. Call to sign up. Thursdays, 8:30-10 a.m.

Free. 805-772-6394. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay.

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Studio Sponsors:

communityprograms/community-recreation/indoor_ recreation/hema_workshops.html. Cuesta College Community Programs, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

MAGIC: THE GATHERING AT CAPTAIN NEMO Magic: The Gathering (Standard/Type 2). Refreshments available on site for purchase.

Mondays, 5-8 p.m. 2 Boost Buy In. 805-544-6366.

Facebook.com/CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

MINIATURE GAMING AT CAPTAIN NEMO Refreshments available on site for purchase.

Please park in reserved spaces. Thursdays, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-544-6366. Facebook.com/ CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

OPEN GAMING AT CAPTAIN NEMO Board games, card games, and more. Bring any games you’d like. Refreshments available on site for purchase. Please park in Reserved spaces.

Sundays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-544-6366. facebook.com/pg/ CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

SLO CHESS CLUB All ages and skill levels

8 10:00AM - 2:00PM: 3:30PM: SUNDAY BRUNCH BUFFET BAR MENU & DRINK SPECIALS COMPLIMENTARY WOOD-FIRED PIZZA AT HALF-TIME

welcome. Plays at the giant chess board in Morro Bay on Saturdays. Boards generally provided.

Thursdays, 6:30-10 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-215-4963. slochess.com. Carl’s Jr., 195 N. Santa Rosa, San Luis Obispo.

SLO SKIERS MONTHLY MEETING A local non-profit sports and social club for adults. First Wednesday of every month, 7-8 p.m. Free; $40 for membership. 805-528-3194. sloskiers.org. SLO Elks Club, 222 Elks Lane, San Luis Obispo.

SLO TABLE TENNIS All ages and skill levels

Quarterly Prizes Include:

CASH 2-Night Getaway Sunday Brunch for 2

welcome. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 7-10 p.m. and Sundays, 4-7 p.m. Free. 805-215-4963. Ludwick Community Center, 864 Santa Rosa, San Luis Obispo.

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COMMUNITY WORKSHOP WITH JIMMY PAULDING, CANDIDATE FOR 4TH DISTRICT SUPERVISOR This workshop will be conducted in a nonpartisan atmosphere. Topics include: parks and recreational facilities; traffic congestion; public safety needs and priorities; and economic development. Feb. 6, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. 805994-0025. jimmypaulding.org. NCSD Building, 148 S. Wilson St., Nipomo.

NIPOMO SENIOR CENTER The center is open

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five days a week; closed on weekends and holidays.

Mondays-Fridays, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. through Aug. 31 805-929-1615. Nipomo Senior Center, 200 E. Dana St., Nipomo.

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SLO COUNTY LIBRARY CARDHOLDER FREE HOURS SLO County Library Cardholders can have free access to SLO MakerSpace (after taking Basic Safety) five days a week. Cardholders can use our woodshop, sewing, or general free areas, or complete any specialty classes and use that machine/area during Library Hours. TuesdaysFridays, 4-7 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m.-1 p.m.

0. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace.com/libraryprogram/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

SLO MAKERSPACE BASIC SAFETY A requirement for anyone who wants to use SLO MakerSpace tools and space. Features a walkthrough reviewing all areas of the shop that can be dangerous to you and others. Tuesdays, 6-8 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m.-noon Free for Members and SLO County Library Cardholders. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace.com/store/makerspace-basicsafety-class/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

Mind & Body n o r t h C o a S t S Lo C o u n t y

BEGINNERS DANCE BUNKAI Appropriate for all skill levels. The foundation of Dance Bunkai uses precise movements to build on. These movements are borrowed from all over the world and include Martial Arts movements. Tuesdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $40 monthly; $12 to drop-in. 805-203-6318. Ignite Movement Studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay, ignitemovementstudio.com/.

FREE MEDITATION CLASS Megan McGreen, LCSW, and Ruth Cherry, PhD, long time meditators and psychotherapists, teach meditation to reduce stress and increase well-being. Fridays, 10:30 a.m.noon Free. 805-748-3372. meditationintro.com.

Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay.

INTERMEDIATE TRIBAL BUNKAI Incorporates props, rhythm instruments, and a fusion of world dance to upbeat, fast drumming music. Fridays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $40 monthly; $12 to drop in.

805-203-6318. desertcoastdance.com. Ignite Movement Studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay.

QI GONG CLASS Qi Gong is an ancient and powerful system for physical health and spiritual development. Join certified instructor Devin Wallace for this outdoors class. Please call to register. Fridays, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Suggested donation $10. 805-709-2227. Tidelands Park, South end of Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

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Wednesday, February 14, 2018 7 pm The Vagina Monologues “Revisited” Featuring an all-Transgender Cast

Sunday, February 18, 2018 7 pm St Stephen’s Episcopal Church, 1344 Nipomo St, San Luis Obispo.

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active, isolated stretching, trigger point, foam rolling, and yoga techniques, participants can increase their range of motion. Please bring a mat and water. Tuesdays, Fridays. through Dec. 18 805-776-3676. Studio Fitness, 349 Quintana, Morro Bay, studiofitnessmorrobay.com. Explore yoga postures and increase strength and flexibility. Set to inspiring music and appropriate for beginners. Tuesdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. email support@getstudiofit.com. 805-776-3676.

Cassandra Bodlak, 349 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay, studiofitnessmorrobay.com.

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SIERRA CLUB HIKE: MONTAÑA DE ORO Hike Valencia Peak to Oats Peak to Coon Creek Loop.

Meet at the Valencia Peak trailhead. Heavy rain cancels event. Feb. 3, 9 a.m. Free. 805-441-7597. sierraclub.org/santa-lucia. Montaña de Oro, 3550 Pecho Valley Rd, Los Osos.

SIERRA CLUB HIKE: SAN SIMEON Bring water and snacks. Wear layers. For ages 15-and-up. Feb. 3, 10 a.m.-noon Free. 805-748-7815. sierraclub. org/santa-lucia. Washburn Day Use Area, 1.5 miles north of Cambria on Hwy 1, Cambria.

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PROJECT OF LIGHT CLINIC Monthly sessions

• Great customer service • Largest reach in SLO County • Save money!

of light and tone provided by Lightshare. No appointment necessary. First Saturday of every month, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. through Dec. 1 Free. 805305-7595. lightshare.us. Lightshare Center, 22701 El Camino Real, Santa Margarita.

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AIKIDO FOR ADULTS With instructor Mary

Call Patricia today!

Tesoro, 5th degree Black Belt. Aikido is the Japanese martial art of self-defense and selfdevelopment. This class welcomes adults (both beginners and experienced). Participants may start at anytime. Tuesdays, 5:45-7 p.m. through April 17 $65 for 3 months. 805-549-1222 or 544-8866. San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo, ae.slcusd.org/.

805.546.8208 • Fictitious Business Name Statements • Abandonment of Fictitious Business Name Statements • Name Changes • Petitions for Probate • Trustee Notices • Lien Sales • Public Notices, and more!

AIKIDO SELF DEFENSE AND SELF IMPROVEMENT FOR ADULTS For ages 16-andup. Start anytime and set up your own schedule.

Tuesdays, 5:45-7 p.m. through April 17 $65 for 3 months (unlimited classes). 805-544-8866. aikidosanluisobispo.com. San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo.

SIERRA CLUB HIKE: SANTA MARGARITA LAKE This is a strenuous, 16-mile hike, with 2,000 feet of elevation gain. Meet in front of the Pacific Beverage Co. Feb. 10, 8:30 a.m. Free. 805-5460317. sierraclub.org/santa-lucia. Downtown Santa Margarita, 6420 W. Pozo Rd., Santa Margarita.

SIERRA CLUB HISTORIC HIKE: TEMPLETON A guided stroll past century-old storefronts, former saloons, Victorian houses, and two churches built in the 1880s. Feb. 4, 2 p.m. Free. 805-549-0355. sierraclub.org/santa-lucia. Downtown Templeton, 1st and Main St., Templeton.

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KIWANIS CENTENNIAL COMMUNITY GARDEN WORKDAY Come and help mulch and weed the first community garden in SLO County that uses recycled water. Please bring water and a sun hat.

Tools provided. Rain or shine. Feb. 4, 9 a.m.-noon facebook.com/events/727524734120059/. Laguna Lake Golf Course, 11175 Los Osos Valley Rd, San Luis Obispo, 8052665564.

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CAT YOGA CLASSES Sundays, 10:1511:30 a.m. $20. 805-543-9316 Ext. 10. woodshumanesociety.org. Woods Humane Society, 875 Oklahoma Ave., San Luis Obispo.

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CAL POLY MEN’S BASKETBALL VS HAWAI’I Feb. 3, 7 p.m. gopoly.com.

GENTLE YOGA Join instructor, Cassandra Bodlak and increase your range of motion, re-align your spine, improve strength through active isolated techniques, and more. All levels welcome. Please bring a mat and water. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 10:1511:15 a.m. through April 19 $88. 805-5491222. San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo, ae.slcusd.org/.

Mott Athletics Center, 1 Grand Ave, San Luis Obispo, 805-756-7297.

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METABOLIC CONDITIONING PLUS Maximize your cardio and strength with effective patterns of work/rest periods. Re-align and maintain a healthy spine through gentle movements. Mats are provided. Bring water and a towel. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 8-9 a.m. through April 19 $88. 805549-1222. San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo, ae.slcusd.org/.

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STRENGTH FOR 50+ Improve your strength with accessible, real-life movement patterns. Re-align and experience a healthier spine through gentle exercise. Mats and equipment provided. Please bring water and a towel. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9:1510:15 a.m. through April 19 $88. 805-549-1222.

San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo, ae.slcusd.org/.

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DRINK SPECIALS Domestic Beers $3 Imports/Micro Brews $4 Wine $5 · Cocktails $5 Margaritas/Martinis/Bloody Marys $6

DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY RECOVERY SEMINAR Hear from previous program participants and learn how to identify depression and its causes. Orientation session is free.

Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. through April 4 805-4896622. depressionthewayout.com. Arroyo Grande Adventist Church, 240 Vernon Ave., Arroyo Grande.

OCEANO QI GONG Use the gentle flow of Qi Gong to lower stress and increase flexibility. Accessible to all ages and fitness levels. Mondays, 9-10 a.m. through March 26 $10 per class; $65 for the series.

805-440-4561. adulted.luciamarschools.org.

Oceano Community Center, 1425 19th St., Oceano.

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Use the gentle flow of Qi Gong to lower stress and increase flexibility. Accessible to all ages and fitness levels. Wednesdays, 4:30-5:30 p.m. through Feb. 28 $12 to drop in; $59 for series. 805-4404561. balancedlivingayurveda.com. Shell Beach Veterans Memorial Building, 230 Leeward Ave., Pismo Beach.

TANTRUM FITNESS LADIES BOOT CAMP This 5-week program consists of drills, timed tests, cardio sessions, and resistance training. Includes progress tracking. A prize will be awarded to all participants who complete boot camp. Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, 6-7 a.m. through Feb. 16 805-474-9928. tantrumfitness.com/bombshell-bootcamp. Tantrum Fitness, 1590 W Grand Ave, Grover Beach.

celebrate National Women and Girls in Sports Day. Feb. 1, 7 p.m. gopoly. com. Mott Athletics Center, 1 Grand Ave, San Luis Obispo, 805-756-7297.

CAL POLY WOMEN’S BASKETBALL VS LONG BEACH STATE Annual Play4Kay Game. Wear pink and help raise money for the fight against women’s cancers. Feb. 10, 2 p.m. gopoly.com. Mott Athletics Center, 1 Grand Ave, San Luis Obispo, 805-756-7297.

CAL POLY WOMEN’S BASKETBALL VS UC RIVERSIDE Feb. 3, 2 p.m. gopoly.com. Mott Athletics Center, 1 Grand Ave, San Luis Obispo, 805-756-7297.

CAL POLY WRESTLING VS ARIZONA STATE Final home event of the season. Feb. 11, 1 p.m. gopoly.com. Mott Athletics Center, 1 Grand Ave, San Luis Obispo, 805-756-7297.

SUPER BOWL PARTY AT 7SISTERS A familyfriendly gathering to watch the game and enjoy live music by Will Breman afterwards. Free snacks will be provided. Beer, wine, and food available for purchase. Feb. 4, 2-9 p.m. Free. 805-868-7133.

7sistersbrewing.com. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

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CAMBRIA LIBRARY LEGO CLUB Build from Lego bricks and your own imagination. Everything provided by the library. For ages 6-12. Second Saturday of every month, 2:30-3:30 p.m. through March 11 Free. 805-927-4336. slolibrary.org.

Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria.

PAWS TO READ Come read to Karly the Dog. A great way to get kids interested in reading. Second Friday of every month, 4-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-6394.

Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay. RHYTHM AND MOVEMENT DANCE FOR KIDS Utilizing theatrical props, games, and improvisational tools to encourage skill building and creative movement. For ages 5 to 8. All levels of dancers are welcome. Wednesdays, 3:30-4:30 p.m. $40 monthly; $12 to drop in. 805-203-6318.

Ignite Movement Studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay, ignitemovementstudio.com/.

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express themselves through dance and theatrical expression. Wednesdays, 4:30-5:30 p.m. $40 monthly; $12 to drop in. 805-203-6318. Ignite Movement Studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay, ignitemovementstudio.com/.

TODDLER STORYTIME A storytime for toddlers ages 18 months-and-up. Share stories, songs, finger plays, bubbles, and more. Wednesdays, 1111:30 a.m. through Dec. 26 Free. 805-927-4336. slolibrary.org. Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria. Hosted by Ms. Kaela. Tuesdays, 10:30 a.m. Free. 805-772-6394. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay.

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WINTER MONARCH BUTTERFLY TOURS Witness thousands of Monarch Butterflies, so close you can nearly touch them, during these guided tours. Every 14 days, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. 805-2154125. Morro Bay Golf Course, 201 State Park Rd., Morro Bay, golfmorrobay.com.

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AIKIDO FOR KIDS AGE 4-13 AIKI-MITES (age 4-6) class is 3pm on Tuesdays. AIKI-KIDS (age 7-13) classes are Tuesdays/Thursdays at 4pm. Call to observe or pre-register. Tuesdays, Thursdays $50-$75 monthly.

805-544-8866. aikidosanluisobispo.com. Budo Ryu, 3536 South Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

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The Vina Robles Chocolate Festival takes place Feb. 10 from 5 to 8 p.m. at Vina Robles Winery. Enjoy live music, wine, and a variety of chocolates and other baked goods created by local vendors. Proceeds benefit Big Brothers Big Sisters of SLO County. Admission is $35 to $45. Call (805) 227-4812 or visit vinarobles.com to find out more.

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ART IN A BOX: AFTER SCHOOL ART CLASS FOR AGES 5-6 Use painted areas and found

WHAT’S YOUR SUPERPOWER?: YOUTH CLASSES FOR AGES 7-11 Enrichment program

objects to make an interesting design. Mondays, 3:15-4:45 p.m. through Feb. 26 $48. 805-5438562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

to address the challenges youth face in school/life which interferes with learning, relationships, wellbeing. Discover inner resources (“superpowers”) to reduce stress/anxiety, nurture compassion, regulate difficult emotions through mindfulness, movement, yoga, and social-emotional learning.

Mondays, 3:45-4:45 p.m. 805-270-5523. mindfulkindfulyouniversity.com. Oak Park Professional Centre, 880 N. Oak Park Blvd., Ste 576, Arroyo Grande.

FREE ADOPTION INFORMATION SESSION Free sessions on adoption information at our San Luis Obispo office located at 1540 Marsh Street, Ste 130.

The FCCA has placed over 5,100 waiting children into forever families since 1983. First Thursday of every month, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-542-9084. fcadoptions. org. Family Connections Christian Adoptions, 1540 Marsh St. #130, San Luis Obispo.

Spiritual

OIL SPILLS: SCIENCE FOR KIDS A science program put on by the Society of Women Engineers (SWE) from Cal Poly. Student Engineers will lead an experiment about oil spills and how they affect the environment. Register online. Feb. 3, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. 805-781-5775. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

PAJAMA DRAMA: DRAMA AND IMAGINATIVE PLAY CLASSES Drama and imaginative play develops skills that can last a lifetime like the confidence to be brave, desire to share ideas with others, and the joy of solving problems with friends by your side. Saturdays, 11-11:45 a.m. and Mondays, 9:30-11 a.m. $12. 805-709-0761. pyjamadrama.com. SLO Movement Arts Center, 2074 Parker St., San Luis Obispo.

PAPER PLATE VALENTINE HEARTS Spend the afternoon creating personalized valentines. Feb. 8, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. 805-781-5775. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

YOUTH MARTIAL ARTS: AIKIDO For ages 7-13.

Develop power peacefully with Aikido. Martial arts techniques, tumbling, body awareness, and interaction skills help kids learn to handle bullies without becoming one. Family discounts offered. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 4-5 p.m. through Feb. 28 $60-$75 monthly. 805-544-8866. aikidoSanLuisObispo.com. Budo Ryu, 3536 South Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

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ANIMALS OF THE CENTRAL COAST Educators from Lopez Lake DEER (Discovering the Environment through Education and Recreation) will teach about local wild animals. For ages 5-andup. Feb. 3, 2-3 p.m. Free. 805-473-7161. Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande, slolibrary.org.

MINDFULNESS AND MOVEMENT FOR MOM AND ME For ages 3-5. Moms/dads learn foundations of emotional intelligence through movement and music, yoga, and games with their children while integrating evidence-based practices of mindfulness. Thursdays, 3:45-4:30 p.m.

805-270-5523. mindfulkindfulyouniversity.com.

Harmony House Yoga, 991 Price St,, Pismo Beach.

WHAT’S YOUR SUPERPOWER?: YOUTH CLASSES FOR AGES 5-8 Enrichment program to develop the healthy habits supporting learning, relationships, well-being. Make new friends and discover inner resources (“superpowers”) to improve attention, nurture compassion, learn about emotions through mindfulness, movement, yoga, and social-emotional learning.

Tuesdays, 3:45-4:30 p.m. 805-270-5523. mindfulkindfulyouniversity.com. Shell Beach Veterans Memorial Building, 230 Leeward Ave., Pismo Beach.

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TIBETAN BUDDHISM BOOK STUDY Meditation practice and a discussion of Foundations of Tibetan Buddhism, by H.E. Kalu Rinpoche. Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-438-3949. BodhiPath SLO, 3484 Gregory Ct., San Luis Obispo, bodhipath.org.

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YOUTH SERVICES The City Church Central Coast holds youth services for junior high school students. Mondays, 6:30 p.m. Free. 805-929-8990. thecitycc.org. Faith Life Community Church, 726 W Tefft St, Nipomo.

members to become volunteer tutors to adults 16-and-older. Tutors work one-on-one teaching basic English language skills that include reading, writing, and speaking. Both training sessions are required. Feb. 3, 10 a.m.-3:30 p.m. and Feb. 10, 10 a.m.-3:30 p.m. $25. 805-541-4219. literacyforlifeslo.org/become-a-tutor.php. Union Bank, 995 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

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HOSPICE OF SLO COUNTY IN-HOME VOLUNTEER TRAINING Train to be a 30-hour in-home volunteer for Hospice SLO County.

Topics include attitudes about dying/death, communication, grief, and end-of-life care.

Mondays, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. through March 12 Free (preregistration required). 805-544-2266. hospiceslo.org/workshops. St. Benedict’s Church, 2220 Snowy Egret Ln., Los Osos. Topics include attitudes about dying/death, communication, grief, and end-of-life care. Fridays, 10-3 a.m. through March 2 Free (preregistration required). 805-5442266. hospiceslo.org/workshops. Centennial Park, 600 Nickerson Dr., Paso Robles.

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CENTRAL COAST HOSPICE VOLUNTEER TRAINING Central Coast Hospice is recruiting volunteers. Fridays, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. through Feb. 16 805-540-6020. San Luis Obispo Business Center, 4251 South Higuera Street, Suite 501, San Luis Obispo.

FELINE NETWORK OF THE CENTRAL COAST Seeking volunteers to provide foster homes for foster kittens or cats with special needs. The Feline Network pays for food, litter, and any medications needed. Volunteers also needed to help with humanely trapping and transporting feral cats for spay/neuter. ongoing 805-549-9228. felinenetwork. org. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

HOSPICE SLO COUNTY THRESHOLD SINGERS SEEK NEW VOICES Sing for individuals experiencing life-limiting or end-of life conditions.

First Sunday of every month, 2-4 p.m. Free. 805544-2266. hospiceslo.org/services/hospice-slocounty-threshold-singers. Hospice SLO County, 1304 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo.

LITERACY FOR LIFE: VOLUNTEER TUTOR TRAINING WORKSHOP To train community

p T of Shakespearean Inspiration andof theWindsor Seat of the British Empire meets acslo Nicolai I Merry Wives Overture .o pacs Contemporary Latin Influences in the Definitive Harp Concerto Nicolai I Merry of Windsor Ginastera I Harp Wives Concerto, Op. 25 Overture rg .org For the first-time ever, the San Luis Obispo Symphony features a harp Ginastera I Harp Concerto, Op. 25“London” Haydn Symphony No.104 in D major soloist . . . IInternationally Acclaimed Yolanda Kondonassis Haydn I Symphony No.104 in D major “London” CONCERT SPONSORS: JEFF AND MELODEE BRADY · THOMAS AND MARY TANNER

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MEALS ON WHEELS Meals on Wheels, San Luis Obispo, needs noon time drivers. Must have own car to deliver prepared meals. Mondays-Fridays,ORCHESTRA 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 805-235-8870. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

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Cal Poly Men’s Basketball vs. Hawaii State

Sat., Feb. 3 @ Mott Gym, Cal Poly Campus

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FARMERS MARKET Farmers Market in SLO is the largest Farmers Market in California. Thursdays, 6:10-9 p.m. Downtown Slo, Higuera St, San Luis Obispo.

SLO FARMERS MARKET Hosts over 60 vendors.

Saturdays, 8-10:45 a.m. World Market Parking Lot, 2650 Main St., San Luis Obispo.

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produce, artists and musicians. Saturdays, 12-2:25 p.m. Arroyo Grande Farmers Market, Olohan Alley, Arroyo Grande.

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NIPOMO FARMERS MARKET Includes a large variety of locally grown produce. Open year round Sundays, 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. nipomofarmersmarket.com/. Nipomo Farmers Market, Via Concha Road, Nipomo.

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S U N D A Y, F E B R U A R Y 1 1 - 4 : 0 0 P M VIRTUOSO DISCOVERY SERIES Cuesta Performing Arts Center General Admission $40

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ARTISAN CHOCOLATE AND WINE PAIRING With Wise Elephant Chocolates. Proceeds of their chocolates go to elephant sanctuaries. Feb. 10, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-226-9060. changalawinery. com/events.html. Changala Winery, 3770 Willow Creek Rd., Paso Robles.

Cambria Film Festival

Thursday–Sunday February 8th–11th @ The Cambria Center for the Arts Theatre

HAPPIEST OF HAPPY HOURS With free bites and $6 premium wines by the glass. MondaysFridays, 3-6 p.m. Grape Encounters Empourium, 5816 Traffic Way, Atascadero, 805-464-2630, grapeencounters.com.

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PINT NIGHT Buy a logo glass for $8 and bring it in every Friday for $2 off refills. Fridays, 5-10 p.m. through Feb. 9 805-868-7133. 7sistersbrewing. com/events. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

WOODSTOCK’S SLO PINT NIGHT With the first pint as low as $5, Woodstock’s gives half-off refills in the same glass. Wednesdays, 8-11 p.m. Free.

805-541-4420. woodstocksslo.com. Woodstock’s Pizza, 1000 Higuera St, San Luis Obispo.

WOODSTOCK’S SLO TRIVIA NIGHT For trivia aficionados and fun-lovers in general alike. Tuesdays, 9-11 p.m. Free. 805-541-4420. woodstocksslo.com/events/. Woodstock’s Pizza, 1000 Higuera St, San Luis Obispo. ∆

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Strictly Starkey

BY GLEN STARKEY

SOLD OUT! Scott Bradlee’s Postmodern Jukebox on Feb. 9, at the Fremont Theater, is—like many of the venue’s upcoming shows— already sold out. Buy your tickets early!

The downtown SLO venue has become a music Mecca

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f you head to fremontslo.com, the website for the historic Fremont Theater, you’ll see a schedule of upcoming concerts. You’ll also see a lot of “SOLD OUT” banners across the advertised shows: Hippie Sabotage— Paths of Righteousness Tour, Thursday, Feb. 1—SOLD OUT; Stick Figure, Twiddle, and Tya Terra, Thursday, Feb. 8—SOLD OUT; Scott Bradlee’s Postmodern Jukebox, Friday, Feb. 9—SOLD OUT! The theater is currently being booked by a consortium of promoters, and my fears that our market can’t sustain as many shows as the Fremont is mounting have proved wrong. The place is going gangbusters!

I interviewed Sara Niemietz, one of

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ANDY SCOTT LIVE Feb. 7, 8-11 p.m. Free. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-9274200, cambriapineslodge.com.

THE BILLY AND CHARLIE DUO LIVE Feb. 1, 8-11

the rotating vocalists from Postmodern Jukebox, planning to run the interview in the Feb. 7 issue a couple days before the concert. Then I heard it was close to selling out, so I figured I’d run the interview a week early in this issue, but it’s already a moot point since all the tickets are gone.

Too bad, because Niemietz told me about how she caught the singing bug at 4 years old when she was at a BJ Thomas concert with her parents, near the front, belting out every word of Thomas’ “Hooked on a Feeling,” when the singer waved her up on stage, passed her the microphone, and was blown away by how comfortable she was in front of an audience.

“I was thrilled, and that moment cemented for me that I wanted to be a singer,” the 25-year-old told me during a phone interview, adding that she and Thomas stayed in touch over the years and that around her 21st birthday, Thomas brought her into the studio to record a duet with him for one of his

albums. “He’s such a nice guy, so down to earth and super encouraging. Our friendship has meant so much to me.”

There’s more to the interview, but I don’t want to torture you since you can’t get tickets to the show. My point is this: If you’re hoping to see one of the upcoming shows at the Fremont Theater—shows such as hip-hop artists Bone Thugsn-Harmony on Saturday, Feb. 17 (9 p.m.; $32); outlaw country and Southern rocker Shooter Jennings with opener Jade Jackson on Wednesday, Feb. 21 (9 p.m.; all ages; $22); former Genesis guitarist Steve Hackett on Friday Feb. 23 (9 p.m.; all ages; $61.50 to $81.50)— you should buy your tickets now. The Thursday, Feb. 22, Ty Dolla $ign— Don’t Judge Me Tour is already … you guessed it … SOLD OUT!

CENTRAL COAST JAZZ INSTITUTE BAND Each evening features one of Charlie Shoemake’s jazz musicians, accompanied by Matthew Evans on Bass and Tom Brown on Drums. Charlie is on vibraphone and his wife Sandi sings. Every other Thursday, 7-9:30 p.m.

Free admission/suggested donation $15. 805-927-0179. pewterploughplayhouse.org/Entertainment/music-ccji. html. Pewter Plough Playhouse, 828 Main St., Cambria.

JON STEPHENS LIVE Thursdays, 5 p.m. Free. 805-

p.m. and Feb. 6, 8-11 p.m. Free. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

DORIAN MICHAEL LIVE Feb. 5, 6-9 p.m. Free.

Windows On The Water, 699 Embarcadero #7, Morro Bay, 805-772-0677, windowsmb.com/.

BOB BENJAMIN AT CENTRALLY GROWN Sundays,

JEFF PETERS LIVE Feb. 2, 6-9 p.m. Free. Windows On The Water, 699 Embarcadero #7, Morro Bay, 805-7720677, windowsmb.com/.

10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-927-3563. centrallygrown.com.

Centrally Grown, 7432 Exotic Garden Dr., Cambria.

BOB BENJAMIN AT LAS CAMBRITAS Sundays,

6 p.m. Free. 805-927-3563. lascambritas.com. Las Cambritas, 2336 Main Street, Cambria.

BOBBY MALONE LIVE Saturdays, 3-6 p.m. Free.

Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

CATALINA EDDY LIVE Feb. 3, 9-11:55 p.m. Free.

Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

JOE AND HATTIE CRAVEN WITH THE SOMETIMERS Featuring Bruce MacMillan on guitar and Jonathan Stoyanoff on bass. Presented by SLOFolks. Feb. 9, 7-9:30 p.m. $20. 805.772.2880. slofolks.org. Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., Morro Bay.

JOE CRAVEN AND HATTIE CRAVEN WITH THE SOMETIMERS Presented by SLOFolks. Feb. 10, 7:30-10 p.m. $20. 805-238-0725. slofolks.org. Castoro Cellars, 1315 N. Bethel Rd., Templeton.

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Native Texas son

You might not have heard of Josh Ward, but then you’re probably not from Texas, where the 37-year-old’s newest

927-0175. lascambritas.com. Las Cambritas, 2336 Main Street, Cambria.

LIVE JAM AT OTTER ROCK Thursdays, 8 p.m. Free.

805-772-1420. otterrockcafe.com. The Otter Rock Cafe, 885 Embarcadero, Morro Bay. LIVE MUSIC AT OLD CAYUCOS TAVERN Fridays, Saturdays Free. 805-995-3209. oldcayucostavern.com.

Old Cayucos Tavern & Cardroom, 130 N Ocean Ave, Cayucos.

LIVE MUSIC AT OTTER ROCK Fridays-Sundays, 8 p.m.

Free. 805-772-1420. otterrockcafe.com. The Otter Rock Cafe, 885 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

LIVE MUSIC AT STAX Thursdays, Sundays, 6-8 p.m.

Free. 805-772-5055. staxwine.com. Stax Wine Bar & Bistro, 1099 Embarcadero, Morro Bay. MARCUS DIMAGGIO LIVE Fridays, 3-6 p.m. Free.

Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

THE RED BARN COMMUNITY MUSIC SERIES: SAUSAGE GRINDER Potluck supper and potluck band start at 5pm. Sausage Grinder starts at 6pm.

PHOTO COURTESY OF BRAVERIJAH GREGG

Fremont renaissance!

album, Holding Me Together, recently generated another No. 1 hit on the Texas Regional Radio Chart. Between his debut full-length album, Promises, and this new one, every song he’s released as a single— nine of them now—reached the top of the charts. Every single consecutive one!

“I have that disease where I think every song has to be a hit,” Ward said in press materials. “If it’s mediocre, I won’t do it.”

Numbskull and Good Medicine Presents is bringing Ward to Morro Bay’s The Siren on Friday Feb. 2 (7 p.m.; 21-and-older; $15 presale at ticketfly.com or $20 at the door). Ward’s days of playing 300-occupancy clubs may be brief; he’s going big!

The Houston native is proving to be the new heavyweight champion of old-school country music, with an instantly iconic voice. As fellow songwriter Mike Ethan Messick once said of Ward, “Josh Ward sings like Mike Tyson hits hard.”

Like many, Ward started singing in church but discovered outlaw country artists such as Willie, Waylon, Merle, Jones, and Strait in high school while riding the rodeo circuit. He picked up a guitar, started playing honky-tonks in 2003, honing his skills. He finally released Promises in 2012, produced by STARKEY continued page 30 PHOTO COURTESY OF JOSH WARD

BREAKING OUT Regional Texas country star Josh Ward, who’s poised to reach national acclaim, plays The Siren on Feb. 2.

Feb. 3, 5-8 p.m. Donations accepted. 805-215-3238. sausagegrindermusic. com/. Red Barn at Los Osos Community Park, 2180 Palisades Ave., Los Osos.

ROUGH HOUSE LIVE

Feb. 2, 9-11:55 p.m. Free.

Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-9274200, cambriapineslodge.com.

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TED WISE LIVE Feb. 9, 6-9 p.m. Free. Windows On The Water, 699 Embarcadero #7, Morro Bay, 805-7720677, windowsmb.com/.

THE WALLY DUO LIVE Feb. 5, 8-11 p.m. Free.

Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

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ADAM LEVINE AND JUDY PHILBIN Levine and Philbin perform live jazz. Thursdays, 7-9 p.m. Free.

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Grammy Award-winning producer, Greg Hunt. The record garnered Ward the title of Texas Regional Radio’s New Male Vocalist of the Year.

Ward is currently working on album No. 3 to be released later this year, so if you caught him at his packed show in August when he toured through with Cody Johnson, you can expect some new music.

Also this week at The Siren, check out Queen Nation: A Tribute to the Music of Queen on Saturday, Feb. 3 (7:30 p.m.; 21-and-older; $18 presale at ticketfly.com or $20 at the door).

Formed in 2004, the group features Gregory Finsley on vocals and keyboards as Freddie Mercury. Their 90-minute production of Queen’s greatest hits “preserves the image, sound, and stage persona of vintage Queen,” according to their press materials. Hear “We Will Rock You,” “Bohemian Rhapsody,” “We Are The Champions,” “Crazy Little Thing Called Love,” “You’re My Best Friend,” “Another One Bites The Dust,” “Under Pressure,” and more.

Also, even though this one’s a ways away, it’s going to sell out, so if you want to go, get tickets now for The Blasters with Phil Alvin playing The Siren on Thursday, Feb. 15 (7:30 p.m.; 21-andolder; $20 presale at ticketfly.com or $25 at the door). Don’t say I didn’t warn you!

MUSIC from page 28 805-238-2834. labellasera.com. Enoteca Restaurant and Bar, 206 Alexa Ct., Paso Robles.

BEAR MARKET RIOT LIVE Feb. 9, 6:30-9 p.m.

805-400-5293. Bristol’s Cider House, 3220 El Camino Real, Atascadero, bristolscider.com/.

BEN HEIN AND DANNY DEJONG Feb. 3, 6:30-9 p.m.

Free. 805-400-5293. Bristolscider.com/. Bristol’s Cider House, 3220 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

FIRST SUNDAY JAM SESH First Sunday of every

month, 4-6 p.m. 805-400-5293. Bristol’s Cider House, 3220 El Camino Real, Atascadero, bristolscider.com/.

LIVE MUSIC AT ASUNCION RIDGE Fridays,

Saturdays, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-237-1425. asuncionridge. com. Asuncion Ridge, 725 12th St., Paso Robles.

LIVE MUSIC AT BROKEN EARTH Saturdays, 1-4 p.m.

Free. 805-239-2562. brokenearthwinery.com. Broken Earth Winery, 5625 Highway 46E, Paso Robles.

LIVE MUSIC AT CATTLEMANS LOUNGE Fridays, 6-8 p.m. Paso Robles Inn Cattleman’s Lounge, 103 Spring Street, Paso Robles, 805-238-2660.

NATALIE GELMAN LIVE Bring your own picnic lunch

or enjoy Dark Star snacks with wine tasting. Feb. 3, 2-5 p.m. Free. 805-237-2389. darkstarcellars.com/events.

Dark Star Cellars, 2985 Anderson Rd., Paso Robles.

THE REAL BLUES JAM NORTH All Blues musicians, regardless of experience, are welcome to join this jam session. Hosted by Ted Waterhouse with Bruce Willard and Dean Giles. Thursdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $5 donation/ musicians exempt. 805-704-5116. danbino.com. D’anbino Vineyards and Cellars, 710 Pine St, Paso Robles.

SATURDAY LIVE Live music every Saturday afternoon.

Wine and lunch offerings available for purchase.

Saturdays, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-227-4812. vinarobles. com. Vina Robles Winery, 3700 Mill Rd., Paso Robles.

SATURDAY LIVE: THE TAPROOTS Wine and lunch

offerings available for purchase. No outside alcohol please. Feb. 10, 1-4 p.m. Free. Vina Robles Winery, 3700 Mill Rd., Paso Robles, 227-4812, vinarobles.com/.

SATURDAY LIVE: WILL BREMAN Wine and lunch

offerings available for purchase. No outside alcohol please. Feb. 3, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-227-4812. Vina Robles Winery, 3700 Mill Rd., Paso Robles, vinarobles.com/.

SHALE OAK WINERY PRESENTS JULIE BEAVER Julie Beaver takes the Willow Creek Stage. Wine available for purchase. Feb. 10, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805239-4800. shaleoakwinery.com. Shale Oak Winery, 3235 Oakdale Rd., Paso Robles.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY Presented by Steve Key.

YOUNG BLOOD Cayden Wemple, 18, will release his new EP, Car Crash from an Aerial View, on Feb. 2, at Kreuzberg, and it’s a doozy! Don’t miss this one!

GET ’EM WHILE THEY’RE HOT! The Blasters with Phil Alvin plays The Siren on Feb. 15, and it’s going to sell out, so get tickets now if you want to go.

Coming of age

I’m listening to 18-year-old Cayden Wemple’s new EP, Car Crash from an Aerial View, and it’s amazing, with wellcrafted, thematically emotive lyrics, engaging melodies, delivered with an earnest, indie rock voice. This kid’s got it going on, delivering music well beyond his 18 years.

On Friday, Feb. 2, he’ll play an EP release party at Kreuzberg (8 p.m.; all ages). One of his singles, “Better,” is already getting some buzz, having been mentioned by music tastemakers Cider House, 3220 El Camino Real, Atascadero, bristolscider.com/.

S A N LU IS O B IS P O

BRASS MASTER CLASS WITH RALPH SAUER

Ralph Sauer, principal trombonist for the Los Angeles Philharmonic for 32 years, will present a brass master class for Cal Poly music students. During the class, several of the Music Department’s leading brass students will perform and be critiqued. Feb. 3, 1-2 p.m. Free. 805-7562406. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/. Cal Poly Davidson Music Center, Room 218, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.

BROWN BAG CONCERT First Friday of every month, 12-1 p.m. Free. 805-543-5451. fpcslo.org. First Presbyterian Church of San Luis Obispo, 981 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo.

CAL POLY STUDENT PIANO RECITAL A free recital

presented by Cal Poly Music Department student pianists. Feb. 1, 7:30 p.m. Free. 805-756-2406. music. calpoly.edu. Cal Poly Davidson Music Center, Room 218, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.

CAL POLY’S A NIGHT AT THE MISSION CHAMBER CONCERT Performances by a brass quintet, clarinet

and string quintet, string quartet, string quintet, tuba and euphonium ensemble, woodwind quintet, brass ensembles, saxophone quartets, a large clarinet ensemble, and a brass choir. Feb. 9, 8 p.m. Free. 805-7562406. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/free/. Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa, 751 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo.

CUESTA COLLEGE MUSIC FACTULTY CONCERT

All proceeds benefit the Cuesta Music Scholarship Fund.

Feb. 9, 7:30 p.m. $15 general; $10 seniors. 805-5463198. cpactickets.cuesta.edu. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

EMILY FRANKLIN LIVE Feb. 3, 6-9 p.m. Ale House, 690 Santa Maria Ave., Los Osos, 805-752-1089.

GHOST/MONSTER LIVE Playing originals and

covers. Feb. 7, 8:30-10:30 p.m. Barrelhouse Brewing Co. Speakeasy, 1033 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo, 805-296-1128, barrelhousebrewing.com.

GYPSY JAZZ NIGHT With the Gypsy All Stars: Laurel Mitchel (vocals), Daniel Cimo (violin), James Gallardo, Ben Arthur, and Toan Chau. Every other Thursday, 9:30-11:30 p.m. Barrelhouse Brewing Co. Speakeasy, 1033 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo, 805-296-1128, barrelhousebrewing.com.

HIPPIE SABOTAGE Presented by the Fremont Theatre and Goldenvoice. Feb. 1, 8-10 p.m. $25-$80.

805-329-5725. eventbrite.com. Fremont Theatre, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

HONOR JAZZ BAND CONCERT WITH CUESTA JAZZ Feb. 3, 7:30 p.m. $15 general; $10 seniors. 805-

Different acts every weekend. Saturdays, Sundays, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805- 226-8881. sculpterra.com. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

546-3198. cpactickets.cuesta.edu. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

THE TAPROOTS LIVE A contemporary americana

JAZZ JAM SESSIONS Join these Wednesday night

band. Feb. 2, 6:30-9 p.m. 805-400-5293. Bristol’s

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jam sessions sponsored by the SLO County Jazz

Diamond Deposits. It’s a song that takes listeners to unexpected places, and it established Wemple as an emotionally resonate sonic bard.

Of his EP’s evocative title, Wemple says, “There is so much in our personal lives that seems disastrous to us, but it’s all just a car crash from an aerial view.

There’s so much more than just what’s on the surface.”

This kid’s got something to say, and it’s worth listening to.

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Federation. Rhythm section provided. Every other Wednesday, 7-9:30 p.m. through May 16 Free. slojazz. org. Unity Concert Hall, 1130 Orcutt Road, San Luis Obispo.

LIVE MUSIC AT BON TEMPS CREOLE Zydeco,

FEB. 1 – FEB. 8 2018

blues, or jazz every Wednesday evening. Wednesdays Free. 805-5442100. bontempscreolecafe.com. Bon Temps Creole Cafe, 1819 Osos Street, San Luis Obispo.

LIVE MUSIC AT MOTHER’S TAVERN Fridays, 7:3010:30 p.m. Free. 805-541-8733. motherstavern.com.

Mother’s Tavern, 725 Higuera St, San Luis Obispo.

LIVE MUSIC WITH IRISH SESSIONS Wednesdays,

5-7 p.m. through Feb. 28 Free. 805-868-7133.

7sistersbrewing.com/events. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

LUNA RED PRESENTS JEN AND HENRY Jen and Henry, of Aloud, perform stripped down versions of songs from their rock and soul catalog. Feb. 9, 10 p.m.-midnight Free. 805-540-5243. facebook.com/ events/784560228401316/. Luna Red, 1023 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo.

THE MUDSKIPPERS LIVE Feb. 2, 12-12:45 p.m. Free.

805-543-5451. fpcslo.org. First Presbyterian Church of San Luis Obispo, 981 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo.

NOAH DAVID LIVE Feb. 2, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-868-7133.

7sistersbrewing.com/events-page/2018/2/2/live-musicwith-noah-david. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

NOCHE CALIENTE Fridays, 10 p.m.-2 a.m. 805-541096. slograd.com. The Graduate, 990 Industrial Way, San Luis Obispo.

THE PALMS LIVE For ages 18-and-over. Feb. 7, 10 p.m. $5. SLO Brew, 736 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-1843, slobrew.com.

SCOTT BRADLEE’S POSTMODERN JUKEBOX LIVE Part of the Viral Vintage Pop Sensations

Tour. Feb. 9, 7-11 p.m. $35-$49.50. 805-329-5725. fremontslo.com. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

SONGS FROM THE HEART: STEVE KEY AND YNANA ROSE Steve Key of Songwriters at Play and

featured performer Ynana Rose perform original songs and selected covers. Feb. 10, 2-3 p.m. Free. 805-7815989. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

THE STEREO CHICKENS LIVE Feb. 9, 6-8 p.m.

Free. 805-868-7133. 7sistersbrewing.com/eventspage/2018/2/9/live-music-with-stereo-chickens.

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STARKEY from page 30

Happy birthday, Robert Nesta Marley!

BLESSINGS FOR BOB Native Jamaican reggae artist Ras Danny, who now lives in SLO Town, will play his annual Bob Marley tribute concerts this week, on Feb. 2 at Frog and Peach; Feb. 5 at La Palapa; and Feb. 6 at SLO Brew.

It’s Bob Marley’s birthday this month, which means it’s time for local Rastafarian hero Ras Danny to mount his annual tribute shows this Friday, Feb. 2, at Frog and Peach (10 p.m.; 21-and-older); Monday, Feb. 5, at La Palapa (5 p.m.); and on Bob’s actual birthday, on Tuesday, Feb. 6, at SLO Brew (8 p.m.).

Ras Danny hails from Bob’s hometown of Trenchtown, Kingston, Jamaica, and Bob was a teacher and mentor to Ras Danny, who in Bob’s honor started the Annual Trenchtown Bob Marley Birthday and Life Celebration first held in the Trenchtown Culture Yard in 1982. The event is still going strong.

Before Bob died, he instructed Ras Danny specifically to help the neighborhood kids, so Ras Danny brings musical instruments to “ghetto youths” in Trenchtown, where his goal is to “educate and inspire them” through music, to “liberate them from gun violence.”

Come on out to a show and celebrate Bob’s message of love and hope.

scheduled to perform, and there will also be a raffle. All funds will be distributed to the associated nonprofits in their endeavor to help those affected by the fire and mudslides. Donation boxes for clothes and shoes will also be on hand.

Grover Beach United’s mission statement says it all: “Promoting prosperity by building a united alliance of motivated Central Coast citizens working together with city officials, business owners, and the public to support our local economy, welfare, and quality of life.”

Sweet relief

Mmm, sausage

Grover Beach United and Hank Barber of 805RockStock are hosting a fundraiser for the Thomas Fire and floods victims this Saturday, Feb. 3, at Mongo’s Saloon (4 p.m.; $15 donation).

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PHOTO COURTESY OF SAUSAGE GRINDER

HIPSTER MEETS OLD TIME Sausage Grinder, a terrific oldtime and country blues string band, plays the Red Barn Community Music Series show on Feb. 3.

The Red Barn Community Music Series is hosting a terrific old-time and country blues string band this Saturday, Feb. 3, at the Red Barn in Los Osos (5 p.m. potluck, 6 p.m. concert; all ages; donations accepted at the door).

Hailing from LA, Sausage Grinder “combines the traditional sounds of fiddle and banjo breakdowns with the low-down sound of country blues, topped off with a touch of ragtime and hillbilly jazz,” according to their bio. “The versatile acoustic ensemble features fiddle, banjo, guitar, mandolin, jug, washboard, and a few odds and ends BYOB, a dish to share, and your own utensils for the potluck supper (if you wish to participate). This is a great community event!

Heavenly harp Grammy nominated harpist Yolanda Kondonassis will perform with the SLO Symphony this Saturday, Feb. 3, in the Performing Arts Center San Luis Obispo (7 p.m. pre-concert lecture; 8 p.m.

concert; all ages; $20 to $80 at (805) 7564849 or pacslo.org).

Maybe you heard Kondonassis on NPR’s All Things Considered and Tiny Desk Concerts, St. Paul Sunday Morning, and Performance Today. Now you can hear one of the world’s most renowned harpists performing live solos for Argentinian composer Alberto Ginastera’s Harp Concerto with the San Luis Obispo Symphony led by Music Director Andrew Sewell. The program also includes Haydn’s last symphony (his “London” Symphony No. 104) and Nicolai’s “Merry Wives of Windsor Overture.” ∆ Keep up with New Times Senior Staff Writer Glen Starkey via Twitter at twitter. com/glenstarkey, friend him at facebook. com/glenstarkey, or contact him at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.

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MAGIC STRINGS Grammy nominated harpist Yolanda Kondonassis will perform with the SLO Symphony on Feb. 3, in the PAC in SLO.

FRI 2/2

Refresh Fridays with DJ Drumz

SAT 2/3

FLOOD RELIEF FUNDRAISER Come enjoy live music, drink specials, and help support our neighbors in need.

6 LIVE BANDS! Wine-Down Wednesdays 8-10:30pm

Nothing But Trouble, Noach Tangeras, Three 4 All, Ricky Montijo, Rock of Ages, & Blind Pony

$15 Donation at the door • 4pm–9pm

Every other Wednesday

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ALSO

OPEN MIC NIGHT hosted by

Noach Tangeras February 14th, 28th March 14th.......

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HOT DATES from page 30

Hot dates KARAOKE/OPEN MIC

7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

N O RT H COAST S LO CO U N T Y

KARAOKE AT OTTER ROCK Wednesdays, 8 p.m.

STICK FIGURE LIVE The Fremont and California Roots present Stick Figure with special guests Twiddle and Iya Terra. Feb. 8, 7-11 p.m. $22. 805-329-5725. fremontslo.com. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

Free. 805-772-1420. otterrockcafe.com. The Otter Rock Cafe, 885 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

MY NEW FAVORITE SONG CONTEST 10 contestants play two songs each (originals encouraged, but covers are ok). Three judges award prizes for Best Song, Performer, and My New Favorite. Sign up in advance.

First Tuesday of every month, 6:30-9 p.m. through May 1 $5 entry fee. 805-204-6821. songwritersatplay.com/ calendar/. Morro Bay Wine Seller, 601 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

SO U T H COAST S LO CO U N T Y

JUAN MARQUEZ AND DOUBLE SHOT Feb.

6-7, 7:30-11:30 p.m. Harry’s Night Club And Beach Bar, 690 Cypress St., Pismo Beach, 805-773-1010, harryspismobeach.com.

LITTLE GEORGE LIVE Feb. 9-10, 9 p.m.-1:30 a.m.

N O RT H S LO CO U N T Y

and Feb. 10, 3-7:30 p.m. Harry’s Night Club And Beach Bar, 690 Cypress St., Pismo Beach, 805-773-1010, harryspismobeach.com.

LIVE MUSIC AT LIDO Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-773-4300. thedolphinbay.com.

Lido Restaurant at Dolphin Bay, 2727 Shell Beach Rd., Pismo Beach.

LIVE MUSIC AT PUFFERS Tuesdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m.

Free. 805-773-6563. puffersofpismo.com. Puffers of Pismo, 781 Price St., Pismo Beach.

LIVE MUSIC AT SEAVENTURE Sundays, 2-6 p.m. and First Wednesday, Friday of every month, 6-9 p.m. Free.

805-773-4994. seaventure.com. Seaventure Restaurant, 100 Oceanview Ave, Pismo Beach.

OPEN BLUES JAM Wednesdays Mongo’s Saloon, 359 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, 805-489-3639.

PISMO BEACH PACIFIC BREEZE CONCERTS Features local bands and activities. Second Sunday of every month, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-773-7063. Dinosaur Caves Park, 2701 Price St, Pismo Beach.

SIDE EFFECTS Wednesdays Free. 805-773-6563. puffersofpismo.com. Puffers of Pismo, 781 Price St., Pismo Beach.

THE STEVE TRACY PROJECT LIVE Feb. 3, 3-7:30 p.m. Free. Harry’s Night Club And Beach Bar, 690 Cypress St., Pismo Beach, 805-773-1010, harryspismobeach.com.

STINGER LIVE Feb. 2-3, 9 p.m.-1:30 a.m. Free. Harry’s

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Billy Manzik & Pat Pearson

Farmer’s Market food is welcome inside

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Ras Danny Bob Marley Tribute + Reggae Night

$3 Jamaica Red, $2.50 Red Stripe (WHILE THEY LAST)

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6 Fayuca + Pint Night

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Michael Keeney

CRAFT BEER & LIVE MUSIC

OPEN MIC MIGHT AT DARK STAR With host Rusty Hobbs. No cover charge. Fridays, 5:30-9 p.m. Free.

805-237-2389. darkstarcellars.com/Events. Dark Star Cellars, 2985 Anderson Rd., Paso Robles.

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THE APPLE DOESN’T FALL FAR

SLOFolks presents Joe Craven and The Sometimers on Feb. 9 from 7 to 9:30 p.m. at Coalesce in Morro Bay and Feb. 10 from 7:30 to 10 p.m. at Castoro Cellars in Templeton.

Hattie Craven, Joe’s daughter, joins the group for these performances. Tickets are $20.

Visit slofolks.org to find out more.

—C.W. Night Club And Beach Bar, 690 Cypress St., Pismo Beach, 805-773-1010, harryspismobeach.com.

THREE 4 ALL LIVE Feb. 4, 9 p.m.-1:30 a.m. and Feb. 5, 7:30-11:30 p.m. Free. Harry’s Night Club And Beach Bar, 690 Cypress St., Pismo Beach, 805-773-1010, harryspismobeach.com.

DJ/DANCE S A N LU IS O B IS P O

CONTRA DANCE WITH THE ATLAS MOUNTAIN BOYS Enjoy a mix of contra dances and Appalachian

music with a Cajun flair. Families, couples, and singles welcome. Enjoy free pizza and a free contra clinic with Jean Gorrindo before the dance from 5-6 p.m. Feb. 10,

6:30-10 p.m. $10 adults; $5 members and students with ID; Free for ages 16-and-under. 805-602-2929. cccds. org. Odd Fellows Hall, 520 Dana St., San Luis Obispo.

COUNTRY NIGHT Thursdays, 8 p.m.-2 a.m. 805-541096. slograd.com. The Graduate, 990 Industrial Way, San Luis Obispo.

VINYL NIGHT: THE IDEALS The Ideals play soul, garage rock, reggae, new wave, power pop, and punk.

Feb. 1, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Barrelhouse Brewing Co. Speakeasy, 1033 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo, 805296-1128, barrelhousebrewing.com.

SO U T H COAST S LO CO U N T Y

DJ DRUMZ AT MONGO’S Fridays Free. 805-489-

3639. mongossaloon.com. Mongo’s Saloon, 359 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach.

DIFFERENT STRINGS FRI FEBRUARY 2: 8-11:30PM

NOACH TANGERAS BAND SAT FEBRUARY 3: 8-11:30PM

DJ SPARX

KARAOKE NIGHT SUNDAYS AT BUFFALO PUB AND GRILL Sundays, 8 p.m. Free. 805-544-5155. Buffalo Pub And Grill, 717 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

KARAOKE NIGHT THURSDAYS AT CHARLIE’S PLACE Featuring DJ Ree-Car-D’oh. Happy hour pricing until 10pm. Thursdays, 8-11 p.m. 805-441-1633. Charlie’s Place, 981 Foothill Blvd., San Luis Obispo.

OPEN MIC NIGHT AT 7SISTERS For musicians, poets, and comedians. Family-friendly. Performers get a free beer. Sundays, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-868-7133.

7sistersbrewing.com/calendar. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

OPEN MIC NIGHT AT KREUZBERG Wednesdays Free. 805-439-2060. kreuzbergcalifornia.com.

Kreuzberg Coffee Company, 685 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo.

SO U T H COAST S LO CO U N T Y

FRONT ROW KARAOKE Thursdays, 9 p.m. 773-1010.

Harry’s Night Club And Beach Bar, 690 Cypress St., Pismo Beach, harryspismobeach.com.

KARAOKE WITH DJ SAM Sundays Mongo’s Saloon, 359 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, 805-489-3639. ∆

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MON 2/5

7:30pm11:30pm

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TUES 2/6

7:30pm11:30pm

JUAN MARQUEZ & DOUBLE SHOT

WED 2/7

7:30pm11:30pm

JUAN MARQUEZ & DOUBLE SHOT

Thu 2/1 FRI 2/2

SUN FEBRUARY 4: 1-5PM

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Gallery PHOTOS COURTESY OF LORI WOLF GRILLIAS

Artifacts

BY RYAH COOLEY

RUNNING OUT OF TIME The multimedia piece 5 and 1 by artist Lori Wolf Grillias is a nod to the sobering statistic that an opioid overdose only takes five minutes to lead to death.

Under the sea

Enjoy a free movie night at a castle at the upcoming Coastal Discovery and Stewardship Film Festival on Saturdays through Feb. 24 from 6 to 9 p.m.

Held at the Hearst Castle Theater, this year’s feature film Disneynature’s Oceans is a story about remarkable creatures under the sea.

Filmmakers showcase stunning images as they journey into the depths of a wonderland filled with mystery, beauty, and power. Incredible state-ofthe-art underwater filmmaking will take viewers’ breath away as they migrate with whales, swim alongside a great white shark, and race with dolphins at play. Filled with adventure, comedy and drama, Oceans is a fascinating and thoughtprovoking experience.

For more information, visit the Free Film at Hearst Castle: Disneynature Oceans event page on Facebook.

Mind-body connection

Connect thought and intention to movement at the Sankalpa: The Art of Intention yoga workshop on Feb. 10.

The event will be held from 1 to 4 p.m. at SLO Yoga Center and led by instructor Leslie St. John. Students will use yoga and writing to ground their bodies, listen to their hearts, and express their soulful desires. Through asana and journal prompts, attendees will discover and clarify their sankalpa, that one-pointed resolve—their most muscular, vibrant, and authentic intention for their lives. Inspired by the creative meditation of coloring, students will place an intention in a coloring-book page, thus making their words a tangible piece of beauty.

The cost is $35 per person and Yoga Center members get a 10 percent discount. Visit sloyogacenter.org for more information.

Wild, wild circus

Watch the wild, wild West come alive with Cirque Éloize’s newest contemporary circus arts creation, Saloon at the Cal Poly Performing Arts Center on Feb. 15 at 7:30 p.m.

The stage will explode with infectious energy and phenomenal physical feats as 11 top-level cast members perform a music-packed theatrical thrill-ride. The show’s story follows a lovesick piano tuner who sets off on a chase worthy of the greatest Westerns in a stage spectacle filled with circus artistry, music, and dance. Tickets range from $28.80 to $66 and can be purchased at pacslo.org. Δ —Ryah Cooley

Healing the hurt Spoon Tree Project aims to support those affected by opioid addiction

F

or the longest time, the dwindling supply of spoons caused Lori Wolf Grillias to agonize and worry. Each vanishing spoon could be a sign that a loved family member was reaching not for nourishment, but feeding an addiction to heroin.

“Witnessing that and the stress and pain they go through … it’s challenging and it rips everyone apart,” Wolf Grillias said. “I’m learning I can only take care of myself and be better for them.”

As a way to heal and connect with others whose lives have been touched by the opioid pandemic, the Arroyo Grande-based artist put out a call to her community for spoons.

And more than 170 spoons poured in at her regular haunts like Red Dirt Coffee, Kennedy Club Fitness, and Rutiz Family Farms. She connected those spoons together to form a sculpture, The Spoon Tree Project, that’s on display starting Feb. 2 at the San Luis Obispo Museum of Art as part of the Alternative Viewpoints exhibit, which features paintings and sculptures by Wolf Grillias exploring substance abuse and opioid addiction.

“I was really touched,” she said. “It just inspired me to another level that I’d never experienced before. It’s pretty raw. You meet someone at the same playing field and you make art with them.”

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One spoon at a time

Lori Wolf Grillias’s artwork, including pieces like The Spoon Tree Project, will be on display as part of the Alternative Viewpoints exhibit at the SLO Museum of Art from Feb. 2 to April 1. Visit sloma.org for more information.

Some spoons came with letters or messages that brought the artist to tears. They were about children, parents, or friends who struggled with or lost the fight to addiction. At least two spoons are from local families that lost a child to a heroin overdose within the last year. Stainless steel, silver, hand forged, long handled, and residue-bearing spoons all made their way to Wolf Grillias.

To make The Spoon Tree Project, the metal spoons were each drilled three times—at the top and bottom to connect them to one other, and the hole at the center of the spoon to release negative spirits. And this tree still has room to grow. Wolf Grillias will be accepting spoons from the public throughout the duration of the exhibit to be added to the tree. Wooden spoons will also be available at the museum for anyone who’s moved enough to write a message or name on one and add it to a special section of the tree.

“I think in a way it’s a ceremonial piece,” Wolf Grillias said. “I want the door to always be open to anyone who walks in and can say, ‘Yeah, I’ve been there.’ I’m healing by reaching out.”

Another of Wolf Grillias’ pieces, 5 and 1, is a multimedia work that speaks to the quick turns on the path of addiction. An image of a poppy is affixed to a timer that’s spinning.

Straws that look like syringes with what

SYMBOLS OF HARM AND HOPE Artist Lori Wolf Grillias’s sculpture made out of donated spoons, The Spoon Tree Project, is meant to uplift and support those who have been touched by opioid addiction.

appears to be blood inside of them shoot out from the poppy. Wolf Grillias said the piece is a nod to the fact that it just takes five minutes or less for someone to die from an overdose. It’s an addiction that doesn’t always give people the luxury of time to work things out.

“All the beauty of the gifts of spoons given, it’s touched me,” Wolf Grillias said. “But it’s an ugly subject. It’s a dark subject, too. I hope it brings people closer together. I hope it brings a sense that we’re all in it together. We can rise above a lot of challenging circumstances if we do it together.” Δ Arts Editor Ryah Cooley is raising a spoon in solidarity at rcooley@newtimesslo.com.

Old and New World Classical Collide. .. Old World Music

of Shakespearean Inspiration and the Seat of the British Empire meets Contemporary Latin Influences in the Definitive Harp Concerto

For the first-time ever, the San Luis Obispo Symphony features a harp soloist . . . Internationally Acclaimed Yolanda Kondonassis

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A DAY OF LOVE AND REPENTENCE St. Stephen’s Episcopal Church in SLO will host a performance of The Vagina Monologues on Feb. 14, which happens to fall on Valentine’s Day and Ash Wednesday.

St. Stephen’s hosts Vagina Monologues on Ash Wednesday

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That’s the reaction director Kelli Poward got when she told her actors where they’d be staging this year’s production of The Vagina Monologues.

To be fair, a church is not a place where one typically says the word “vagina,” in a loud and proud way, or at all. But when Eve Ensler—creator of the 1996 episodic play that focuses on different women’s accounts of consensual and nonconsensual sexual experiences, body image, genital mutilation, direct and indirect encounters with reproduction, sex work, and more—put out the call to stage The Vagina Monologues in unexpected places this year, Poward immediately though of St. Stephen’s Episcopal Church in San Luis Obispo. She knew the Rev. Ian Delinger, who presides over the congregation there, through their mutual work with the Access Support Network.

“He’s an awesome human,” Poward said. “So I thought, ‘Cool, I’m going to do it at his church.’”

Since its inception, The Vagina Monologues has been turned into a television depiction by HBO and its creator Ensler launched V-Day, a global nonprofit movement that has raised more than $100 million for groups working to end violence against women and girls through productions of the play, which are always performed on Feb. 14.

Delinger wasn’t too familiar with the play but talked out the idea with Poward over a glass of wine, and together they agreed to hold the play in the church’s sanctuary/worship space since the hall is currently full with the people from the CAPSLO homeless shelter overflow.

“How do I justify doing this?” Delinger said. “The church is about reconciliation and supporting the downtrodden and oppressed. The church also has a history of oppressing and marginalizing women, which is inconsistent with our theology.”

This year, Feb. 14 isn’t just Valentine’s Day; it’s also Ash Wednesday, an important day of repentance for the church. That coincidence seemed fitting to Delinger.

“As Christians, it is appropriate for us to honor women by hearing their stories,” he said.

While talks of doing the play at the church began before the deluge of #metoo stories flooded the country with tales of women facing sexual harassment and assault, Delinger said it was important for the church to send a message of support to women.

“We’re sorry, and we believe women must be treated better,” Delinger said.

The performance will also include monologues from notable people in the public eye, like SLO Mayor Heidi Harmon and Bishop Mary Gray-Reeves, who presides over the diocese that St. Stephen’s is a part of.

“I thought it was courageous of the congregation to consider this,” GrayReeves said. “It’s not a typical use of a sanctuary.”

The bishop’s solo monologue will focus on a story from her own childhood. When Gray-Reeves was in middle school, a male

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Catch a performance of The Vagina Monologues at St. Stephen’s Episcopal Church in SLO on Feb. 14 at 7 p.m.

The church will also host a performance of A Memory, A Monologue, A Rant and A Prayer Feb. 3 at 7 p.m. and a showing of The Vagina Monologues featuring an all transgender cast on Feb. 18 at 7 p.m. Tickets for all shows are $5 for students and $10 for general admission and can be purchased at brownpapertickets.com. All proceeds from the performances will go to RISE in SLO County, which serves both victims of intimate partner violence and sexual assault/abuse and their loved ones.

Visit riseslo.org for more information.

substitute teacher found out her middle name was Ethel and said to her and the rest of the classroom, “What are we going to do, pump Ethel all day?” The double entendre for pumping gas and engaging in intercourse got big laughs from the boys in class, Gray-Reeves remembers.

“In that encounter, I learned to be complicit, to be ashamed of my name and body, and most of all to be silent,” GrayReeves said. “How is it that we even learn this behavior and learn to look the other way?” ∆ Arts Editor Ryah Cooley supports shining a light in dark places. Contact her at rcooley@newtimesslo.com.

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EMPOWERING WOMEN All proceeds from the performances of The Vagina Monologues will go to RISE in SLO County, an organization that works to empower victims of sexual assault.

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Clash of civilizations

A HARD MAN Army Capt. Joseph J. Blocker (Christian Bale) adopts an evolving view of the U.S. conquests of the West when he’s tasked with returning a group of Cheyenne to their Montana homeland.

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Blocker reluctantly agrees, and his squad sets off through hostile territory populated by murderous groups of the last remaining wild Indians, unscrupulous fur trappers, and the settlers at their mercy. It’s a dark, brooding story about the psychological damage of warfare and subjugation and the violent clash of civilizations. As Blocker says, HOSTILES “When we lay our heads down What’s it rated? R here, we’re all prisoners.”

What’s it worth, Anna? Matinee Anna Within the first What’s it worth, Glen? Full price few minutes, we go from a Where’s it showing? Downtown snippet of happy rural family Glen Hostiles opens with a brutal Indian Centre, Park Stadium 10, Galaxy life—Rosalie (Rosamund raid on an unprotected homestead, setting Pike) teaching her two up the idea that the Indians are ruthless daughters (Ava and Stella Cooper) what killers. Cut to Capt. Blocker and his men becomes evident that the two have a past an adverb is while her baby boy squirms taking an Indian family in custody and together in arms, and what separates their happily on the floor and her husband bringing them to prison. Hostiles quickly current positions isn’t good and evil, just (Scott Shepherd) works outside—to her makes clear that in the colonization of the circumstance and timing. Group dynamics desperately clinging to her dead baby, U.S., both the colonized and the colonizer play a big part in this film. It’s some of covered in blood and hiding under a tree are left damaged. Blocker’s second in stump as the Indians who killed her family the most fascinating stuff. Taking that command, Master Sgt. Thomas Metz journey he so desperately hated may have search for her. It’s terrifying and brutal, (Rory Cochrane), is clearly struggling been the best thing to happen to Blocker. and quickly sets the steady feeling of fear with how the U.S. has been handling the Glen The dynamics between the various and unrest that permeates the group Indian “problem,” and he tells Blocker he’s members definitely sizzle, and Blocker headed north. The soldiers range in rank reached his limits. Blocker, on the other eventually grows close to Rosalie, who from corporal to captain, and many have hand, isn’t yet that evolved, but this is also develops a respect for their Indian seen battle together. Those relationships ultimately his story, and he learns to see companions. Soon they’re all joined together are incredibly important to Blocker, and the U.S. conquest from his enemy’s point to fight common enemies: the Comanche the grudge he holds against Chief Yellow of view. As the story begins, having seen Hawk seems insurmountable. Bale gives a war party that killed Rosalie’s family and too many good men butchered, Blocker fantastic performance, one that keeps this a trio of fur trappers—played by Scott hates the “natives,” yet he’s become a lengthy and sometimes slow-moving film Anderson, Boots Southerland, and Dicky butcher in return. He fought Chief Yellow from monotony. He’s intense and brooding, Eklund Jr.—who think they can take what Hawk at Wounded Knee, so his animosity a deeply flawed man who justifies his is personal. When Blocker’s commanding they want without consequence. They’re officer Col. Abraham Biggs (Stephen Lang) haunted past behind the duties of his wrong. The action episodes are surprising threatens Blocker’s pension if he refuses to position. The group eventually discovers and brutal but also somewhat underplayed, Rosalie and her burnt-out homestead, and see the chief; his daughter, Living Woman with the quiet moments of character she joins them. After a stop in Colorado, (Tanaya Beatty); son, Black Hawk (Adam interaction making the biggest impact.

Blocker is tasked with transporting a Beach); daughter-in-law, Elk Woman Overall, the film’s bleak, and it’s clearly military criminal—Sgt. Charles Wills (Q’orinaka Kilcher); and grandson, Little influenced by classic Westerns such as John Bear (Xavier Horsechief) back to Montana, (Ben Foster)—along his way. Soon it Ford’s The Searchers (1956). The character arcs of the two principal players make the film rise above boilerplate Westerns.

Rosalie goes from traumatized victim to strong and resilient survivor. Blocker is a closet intellectual reading Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar in Latin, and though he seems at first wholly hardened, he reveals deep wells of emotion as the story unfolds.

It’s also worth noting that Masanobu Takayanagi’s cinematography is stunning and worthy of a classic Western. Studi is a study in dignity. Foster is as engaging as ever. Cochrane is as good as I’ve ever PROUD PEOPLE Elk Woman (Q’orinaka Kilcher, left) Chief Yellow Hawk (Wes Studi, seen him. Hostiles doesn’t quite rise to the center), and Black Hawk (Adam Beach, right) eventually form an alliance with their level of the greatest Western films. It’s no U.S. Army captors as they traverse lands filled with murderous Comanche warriors and Unforgiven (1992), Red River (1948), or ruthless fur trappers. riter-director Scott Cooper (Crazy Heart, Out of the Furnace) helms this Western set in 1892.

Army Capt. Joseph J. Blocker (Christian Bale) is tasked with one final, unsavory assignment before retirement: He and a detail must escort Cheyenne Chief Yellow Hawk (Wes Studi) and his family from a New Mexican military prison—where they’ve languished for seven years— through hostile territory back to their Montana homeland. (134 min.)

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CALL ME BY YOUR NAME

What’s it rated? R Where’s it showing? The Palm It’s the summer of 1983 in the north of Italy, and Elio Perlman (Timothée Chalamet), a precocious 17-year-old American-Italian, spends his days in his family’s 17th century villa transcribing and playing classical music, reading, and flirting with his friend Marzia (Esther Garrel). Elio enjoys a close relationship with his father (Michael Stuhlbarg), an eminent professor specializing in Greco-Roman culture, and his mother, Annella (Amira Casar), a translator. One day, Oliver (Armie Hammer), a charming American scholar working on his doctorate, arrives as the annual summer intern tasked with helping Elio’s father.

Amid the sun-drenched splendor of the

setting, Elio and Oliver discover the heady beauty of awakening desire over the course of a summer that will alter their lives forever. (130 min.)

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COCO

What’s it rated? PG What’s it worth? Full Price Where’s it showing? Park Lee Unkrich and Adrian Molina co-direct this animated adventurecomedy written by the directors and Jason Katz and Matthew Aldrich, about Miguel (voiced by Anthony Gonzalez), an aspiring musician from a family in which music is banned. Miguel is swept into the Land of the Dead and meets his forebears in this film that explores the Mexican tradition of el Día de

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los Muertos, or the Day of the Dead.

Coco really is a love letter to the Mexican culture. I won’t be one bit surprised if this wins Best Animated Feature at next year’s Academy Awards. It deserves it! (109 min.)

—Glen Starkey

DARKEST HOUR

What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Full Price Where’s it showing? The Palm, Bay Darkest Hour drops viewers into one of the tensest, grimmest periods of World War II to illustrate how British Prime Minister Winston Churchill (Garry Oldman), orated Britain and its people out of surrendering to and into defiantly fighting Nazi Germany.

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Shane (1953), but it’s a worthy offering that approaches its subject with a lot more subtly and sensitivity that many recent period Westerns. If you’re a fan of Old West tales, this is worth a trip to the theater.

Anna The cinematography is fantastic.

Takayanagi creates both beautiful and cruel worlds living hand in hand. I’ve got to give a shout out to Pike’s performance as well. Her transformation from frightened and bereaved victim to strong and almost vengeful advocate is fantastic.

The nuanced relationship between her and Blocker burns deeply and quietly from the start—he allows her time to grieve her lost family, and then she asks to continue on the journey with him instead of staying in Colorado. It has plenty of action and some tough-to-watch gory moments, but this is the kind of Western I can get behind.

Beyond reasons to have shoot-ups, there’s a grounded story here—one that feels complicated in a true-to-life way. There were fantastic performances all around, and I agree that Cochrane shone brightly.

Writer-director Cooper wrote many of the characters specifically for the actors portraying them, and that attention to detail doesn’t go unnoticed. As much as it’s a Western, it’s also a film about inner demons, PTSD, the futility of racial inequality and tensions, and grief. It may be a little long and a little slow moving for some, but I found it captivating, albeit bleak and depressing; yet a small glimmer of hope still manages to shine through.

Go for the performances and stay for the story; it pays off in the end. ∆ Split Screen is written by Senior Staff Writer Glen Starkey and his wife, Anna.

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of Churchill, Darkest Hour leans on a phenomenal performance by Oldman to captivate the audience and make us feel the immensity of Europe teetering on the edge of destruction.

Set in May of 1940, British Parliament has just ousted Neville Chamberlain as its Prime Minister as Hitler prepares to invade Belgium and Holland. Churchill is begrudgingly appointed as his successor, but fear and doubt still consumes the nation.

Churchill assumes the helm with the message to the nation that accepting defeat isn’t an option. But he faces resistance from many members of Parliament and even members of his own cabinet, who bicker with him to settle a peace treaty with Hitler, as millions of British soldiers’ lives are on the line. It’s

Churchill’s commitment to the principles of his country and disdain for the moral atrocities of Nazism that compel him to push back against the momentum of a surrender. That’s what’s thrilling about this movie: the emotional battle between the convenience of giving up versus the profound consequences of that concession.

Darkest Hour hits theaters at an appropriate time in history, when similar moral questions and human values are on the line. Churchill’s bluster and bombastic oration did remind me of President Donald Trump’s. But the push notification that arrived on my phone in the theater reporting Trump’s tweet to North Korea of having a “working” nuclear button on his desk enlightened me to the fact that the intelligence, consciousness, and nuance of

Churchill’s rhetoric has no comparison to the current U.S. president. (125 min.)

—Peter Johnson

DEN OF THIEVES

What’s it rated? R Where’s it showing? Stadium 10 Every day, $120 million in cash is taken out of circulation and destroyed by the Los Angeles Branch of the Federal Reserve— unless a notorious, elite crew of bank robbers can pull off the ultimate heist and get to the money first ... right under the noses of LA’s most feared division in law enforcement. (140 min.)

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Overall, The Greatest Showman is a mixed bag full of flawed and fun moments alike. It’s hard to tell how serious it takes itself at times, but the best parts are the unashamedly cheesy ones.

And I really wish it embraced that cheesiness more—it could have been grater. (139 min.)

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Though Harding was the first American woman to complete a triple axel in competition, her legacy was forever defined by her association with an infamous, ill conceived, and even more poorly executed attack on fellow Olympic competitor Nancy Kerrigan (Caitlin Carver). The cast is rounded out with a mustachioed Sebastian Stan as Harding’s impetuous ex-husband Jeff Gillooly and Allison Janney as her acid-tongued mother, LaVona Golden.

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JUMANJI: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Full Price Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Stadium 10, Park, Galaxy With Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, we see an old game through new lenses. In present day, we have a group of four archetypal teenagers. You know, similar to The Breakfast Club. You’ve got the nerd Spencer (Alex Wolff), his former best friend turned jock Fridge (Ser’ Darius Blain), a self-absorbed popular Bethany (Madison Iseman), and smart girl Martha (Morgan Turner) who’s a little salty about her peers. The crew gets detention and winds up having to remove staples from magazines for the evening. Anyone else find that to be an unusual punishment? To top it off, they’re doing it in an abandoned classroom filled with old school memorabilia and random junk.

That’s where the unlikely group finds Jumanji (this time in video game form). They decide to ditch their task to play it. Once the game is plugged in and rebooting, the kids are sucked into the console, entering into the Jumanji world. But there’s a catch: They have assumed the bodies of their avatars.

This is where the fun really starts; Spencer turns into Dr. Smolder Bravestone (Dwayne Johnson). His weakness: he has none. Fridge turns

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A WAY OUT In Maze Runner: The Death Cure, Thomas (Dylan O’Brien, center) and his group of escaped Gladers must break into what may be the deadliest maze of all in order to find answers.

into Franklin “Mouse” Finbar (Kevin Hart). You can only guess where the nickname comes from.

Notorious hottie Bethany turns into the nerdy, male Professor “Shelly” Oberon (Jack Black), a cartographer, cryptographer, archaeologist, and paleontologist. Shy Martha turns into Ruby Roundhouse (Karen Gillan). She’s a martial artist and dance fighter with very short and tight clothing. With their new personas, the group must learn to work together and trust one another so they can return the jewel known as the Jaguar’s Eye to the jaguar statue.

This film does what many remakes fail to do, which is successfully entertain its audience. I wasn’t quite sure how this would go walking into the theater. But these actors did a hilarious job delivering as prepubescent teenagers in way over their heads. I was laughing nonstop throughout the film. (112 min.)

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One of the things the film does well is capture what a weird time high school is. It’s like a bubble of unreality. Insecurities rule the day, and in general, high school students have no idea that most of the popular kids have peaked and will grow up to be unhappy losers while the misfits inherit the earth, but as viewers we can see the writing on the wall. (93 min.)

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PHANTOM THREAD

What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Full Price Where’s it showing? The Palm, Stadium 10 Writer-director Paul Thomas Anderson (Boogie Nights, Magnolia, Punch-Drunk Love, There Will Be Blood, The Master, Inherent Vice) reteams with Daniel Day-Lewis in this story of dressmaker Reynolds Woodcock, who with his sister Cyril (Lesley Manville) runs the posh fashion business the House of Woodcock. Set in 1950s London, Woodcock’s fastidious life is turned upside down by Alma (Vicky Krieps), a willful young woman who becomes his lover and muse.

All the worst human emotions are on display in Phantom Thread, a story about ego, jealousy, manipulation, hostility, and disappointment. Incongruently, it’s also very funny.

Reynolds is a selfish, pompous, egoist who believes his artistry excuses his fastidiousness and demanding nature.

It’s his way or the highway. His sister Cyril understands this, and enables his overbearing and often cold nature to overrun his world.

He’s a dressmaker to high society and to European royal families, and his work consumes him. As the film opens, we see the cruel way he dismisses his current muse, who no longer inspires his affections. It doesn’t take him long for another to strike his fancy.

After Alma serves him breakfast at a country inn, he quickly sweeps her into his life. She’s rustic, a bit clumsy, and prone to embarrassment, but in her he sees malleable clay ready to conform to his wishes. Reynolds’ perfect world begins to fray, however, as Alma finds her voice and begins to exert her own ego.

Like many of Anderson’s stories, Phantom Thread is about big personalities with compromised morals. That can make it difficult to find anyone to root for; however, Anderson’s sumptuous filmmaking, attention to detail, and unflinching gaze at his complicated characters is as gorgeous and elevated as one of Reynolds’ haute couture designs.

It also helps that the acting is truly amazing, and Anderson gives his players the space they need to develop their characters. Nothing feels rushed, which for some viewers may translate as a slow pace, but I was never bored.

Anderson is certainly one of those filmmakers critics adore because he’s always delivering surprises, but some viewers tend to struggle with his films, and his Rotten Tomato scores usually reflect that. Critics have awarded Phantom Thread a 91 percent rating while viewers scored it at 73 percent. I have to admit, there’s a late twist here that didn’t quite ring true for me, but this film is too exquisitely made, too fascinating a character study, and too mesmerizingly well acted for me to be put off.

It also fits well within the pantheon of the current women’s movement, taking a swipe at ’50s London patriarchy and offering two leading ladies—Krieps and Manville—who depict characters every bit as complicated and charismatic as their male counterpart. What Reynolds does to Alma is nothing short of sexual exploitation and domination, but both Alma and Cyril find ways to assert themselves,

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WAR In the aftermath of 9/11, Capt. Mitch Nelson (Chris Hemsworth, left) leads a U.S. Special Forces team into Afghanistan on a dangerous mission in 12 Strong.

demonstrating that the softer sex doesn’t necessarily mean weaker.

Anderson has now been nominated for six Academy Awards, but he’s never won.

Maybe with this film and this year, that will change. (130 min.)

—Glen Starkey

PADDINGTON 2

What’s it rated? PG Where’s it showing? Galaxy While searching for the perfect present for his beloved Aunt Lucy’s (Imelda Staunton) hundredth birthday, Paddington (Ben Whishaw) spots a unique pop-up book in Mr. Gruber’s (Jim Broadbent) antique shop, and embarks upon a series of odd jobs to buy it. But when the book is stolen, it’s up to Paddington and the Brown family to unmask the thief. (105 min.)

—Warner Bros. Pictures

THE POST

What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Full Price Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Stadium 10, Park Steven Spielberg (Jaws, The Color Purple, Schindler’s List, Saving Private Ryan, Lincoln) directs this true story about Kay Graham (Meryl Streep), the first female newspaper publisher, and tenacious editor Ben Bradlee (Tom Hanks), who join forces to reveal a government cover-up spanning five presidencies. Written by Liz Hannah and Josh Singer, the film also stars Sarah Paulson as Tony Bradlee, Bob Odenkirk as Ben Bagdikian, Tracy Letts as Fritz Beebe, Bradley Whitford as Arthur Parsons, Bruce Greenwood as Robert McNamara, and Matthew Rhys as famed whistleblower Daniel Ellsberg.

Spielberg is a superlative director, not as showy as some, but great at building tension in the small moments and letting his actors carry the weight of scenes, and what amazing actors! Streep is a revelation, displaying Kay’s internal struggle with the lightest of expressions, yet we know exactly what she’s going

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through. Hanks plays Bradlee with the brash confidence of someone more committed to journalistic integrity than with keeping his job.

As far as The Post is concerned, I see Oscar wins on the horizon. This is great filmmaking! (116 min.)

—Glen Starkey

THE SHAPE OF WATER

What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Full Price Where’s it showing? The Palm, Fair Oaks, Park, Galaxy Elisa (Sally Hawkins) is a lonely mute who works as a janitor in a high-security government laboratory in 1962 Baltimore. For 10 years she’s walked and cleaned the halls of the facility with her friend Zelda (Octavia Spencer).

Every day Elisa sticks to her routine: take a shower, polish her shoes, make lunch as well as a meal for her neighbor and friend Giles (Richard Jenkins), and then catch the bus to work.

Her life takes a turn when she and Zelda are called into a room to clean up a bloody mess created by “the asset” (Doug Jones), at least that’s what the scientists and government officials are calling it. The asset is a scaled creature from South Africa that now resides in a water tank against its will. Elisa is drawn to the creature, maybe because she too is an outsider in the world that she lives in.

She forms a bond with the creature that feels more like love than friendship. But her days of sharing hard-boiled eggs for lunch and listening to her vinyl record player are numbered; the very fate of the creature is on the line.

Writer and director Guillermo Del Toro’s (Pan’s Labyrinth, Hellboy, Pacific Rim) latest offering is visually intriguing as an everyday woman finds her fairy tale—with some bloody scenes mixed in, of course.

(123 min.)

—Karen Garcia

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MOVIES continued page 43 BY DESIGN In Phantom Thread, women come in and out of renowned dressmaker Reynolds Woodcock’s (Daniel DayLewis, right) life, until Alma (Vicky Krieps, left) comes along to fill the role of lover and muse.

CLUE

the role of Professor Plum, a psychiatrist with a revoked license; Michael McKean plays Mr. Green, a closeted gay state When? 1985 department worker; Martin Mull is What’s it rated? PG Colonel Mustard, a war profiteer; and Where’s it available? DVD and sultry Lesley Ann Warren stars as Miss Blu-ray, Streaming on Amazon Scarlet, an escort service madam.

It’s 1954, and the six strangers recently heard Ryan Reynolds (Van are invited to a party at a secluded Wilder, Smokin’ Aces, Deadpool, The New England mansion. As they arrive, Hitman’s Bodyguard) is teaming up with Wadsworth reminds them they’ve been Deadpool writers Rhett Reese and Paul given pseudonyms to protect their true Wernick to remake Clue, a 1985 film based identities because … wait for it … they’re on the murder mystery board game. The all being blackmailed! A seventh guest, time seems ripe to revisit the original.

Mr. Boddy (Lee Ving), arrives at dinner and The ensemble comedy features it’s revealed that he’s the blackmailer! an amazing cast: Tim Curry plays While the guests shout about turning Wadsworth, the butler; Eileen Brennan Mr. Boddy in to the police, Boddy reminds is Mrs. Peacock, wife of a bribe-taking them he’s still got the goods on each U.S. senator; Madeline Kahn stars as of them. Then he gives each guest a Mrs. White, an alleged “black widow”; wrapped gift box containing six different the hilarious Christopher Lloyd takes on weapons: a wrench, a candlestick, a lead

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COL. MUSTARD IN THE HALL WITH THE CANDLESTICK? Clue featured an all-star cast, ridiculous dialogue, and three different theatrical release endings, all of which are included on the DVD.

RERELEASED Released on Tuesday, Jan. 30

BOO 2! A MADEA HALLOWEEN What’s it rated? PG-13 Should I rent it? Don’t bother

GOD’S OWN COUNTRY What’s it rated? Not rated Should I rent it? Definitely

ALL I SEE IS YOU

What’s it rated? PG-13 Should I rent it? Definitely

What’s it rated? R Should I rent it? Don’t bother

A BAD MOMS CHRISTMAS What’s it rated? R Should I rent it? Don’t bother

BATMAN: GOTHAM

BY GASLIGHT What’s it rated? R Should I rent it? Maybe

BATTLECREEK

What’s it rated? R Should I rent it? Probably

DAY OF THE DEAD: BLOODLINE

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LAST FLAG FLYING

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pipe, a knife, a revolver, and a rope with a hangman’s knot. From this setup comedy and mystery ensue, not to mention several murders! Whodunit?

What makes the film truly novel is its three endings. Seriously! Depending on which theater your saw the film in during its theatrical release, the ending—and those revealed as guilty—were different.

On the DVD and Blu-ray releases, all three endings are included, the first two as possible endings and the third as “here’s what really happened.”

The film didn’t exactly break any box office records upon its release. It was estimated to have a $15 million budget, and after a $2 million opening weekend, it ultimately grossed just $14.6 million in U.S. theaters. However, over the years it’s developed cult status, in part because of the pithy dialog.

“Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur,” Wadsworth announces.

“Yes, but now I work for the United Nations,” Plum responds.

“So your work has not changed,” Wadsworth deadpans.

Written and directed by Jonathan Lynn (My Cousin Vinny) with a story by him and John Landis (The Blues Brothers), Clue doesn’t really live up to its promising cast, but it’s a lot of fun anyway. (94 min.) Δ —Glen Starkey

Due for release on Tuesday, Feb. 6

What’s it rated? R Should I rent it? Definitely

PROFESSOR MARSTON AND THE WONDER WOMEN

BLAST FROM THE

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KEEP WATCHING

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LBJ

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STRATTON What’s it rated? R Should I rent it? Don’t bother

THE STRAY What’s it rated? PG Should I rent it? Maybe

SUBURBICON What’s it rated? R Should I rent it? Maybe

TOM OF FINLAND What’s it rated? Not rated Should I rent it? Probably

24 HOURS TO LIVE What’s it rated? R Should I rent it? Don’t bother

WALKING OUT What’s it rated? PG-13 Should I rent it? Probably

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STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI

What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Full Price Where’s it showing? Galaxy In Star Wars: The Last Jedi, writer/ director Rian Johnson (Looper, Brick) continues the Skywalker saga as the heroes of The Force Awakens join the galactic legends in an epic adventure that unlocks age-old mysteries of the Force.

What’s interesting about the latest chapter in the saga is the connection that Rey (Daisy Ridley) is building with the force. While it’s thought that Luke (Mark Hamil) is the last Jedi needed to save the Rebellion, let’s be real: There are great forces of power within Rey and Kylo Ren (Adam Driver). Rey seeks Luke not only for his help with the fight against the First Order, the next generation of the Empire, but also for his teachings. There is a strong sense of the Force within her, she just doesn’t know how to harness or understand it. That connection has brought a different kind of communication between her and Kylo Ren. Wherever the two are, they are able to communicate with one another and even see the other’s surroundings. (152 min.)

—Karen Garcia

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THREE BILLBOARDS OUTSIDE EBBING, MISSOURI

What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Full Price Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Galaxy Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri is one shape-shifter of a movie. Is it a comedy, tragedy, or quest for vengeance, redemption, and catharsis?

Director/writer Martin McDonagh (The Guard) manages to convince you it’s all of the above.

We’re dropped late into the aftermath of mother Mildred Hayes’ (Frances McDormand, Hail, Caesar!, Moonrise Kingdom) grief and pain. Months have gone by since her daughter Angela (Kathryn Newton) was viciously raped and murdered

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while walking home one night in their small town. Still, local law enforcement has made no arrests and doesn’t even have any suspects. While driving down a forgotten road just outside Ebbing, Mildred gets and idea and proceeds to march into town and pay for three billboards in a row painted red with big black letters that say “Raped while dying,” “And still no arrests?” and “How come, Chief Willoughby?”

The writing is impeccably sharp, with searing lines thrown in at the most emotionally potent moments, and yet, there are so many laugh-out-loud moments, too, in this film that deals rather heavily in anger and sorrow. The acting is superb, particularly performances from McDormand, who plays Mildred as hardened and determined to find justice, and Harrelson as the seemingly hick police chief creates so much nuance and depth for his character. And yet, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri requires being OK with swallowing a hefty dose of imaginative realism. (115 min.)

—Ryah Cooley

12 STRONG

What’s it rated? PG What’s it worth? Matinee Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Stadium 10, Park, Galaxy Producer Jerry Bruckheimer (Armageddon, Pearl Harbor, Black Hawk Down) is known for backing big, bombastic films, but director Nicolai Fuglsig’s 12 Strong isn’t quite as obnoxious as many of Bruckheimer’s previous movies.

Instead, this film adaptation of Doug Stanton’s book, Horse Soldiers, about the true story of a Special Forces team that joins Afghanistan’s Northern Alliance in the war against the Taliban, allows viewers to breathe a little between explosions.

In fact, it begins rather quietly by establishing the family lives of the various soldiers, especially Capt. Mitch Nelson (Chris Hemsworth) and his second in command Hal Spencer (Michael Shannon). They think their warrior days are behind them, but then 9/11 occurs, and suddenly they find their 12-man squad chosen to be the first American forces set loose in Afghanistan.

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Their mission is to join up with local warlord Gen. Dostrum (Navid Negahban), a fierce warrior with a grudge against Taliban leader Mullah Razzan (Numan Acar). Their endeavor is complicated by the fact that the so-called Northern Alliance isn’t much of an alliance, and Gen. Dostrum and his warlord counterparts are as likely to fight each other as their shared enemy the Taliban.

What 12 Strong depicts is one of the U.S.’s most amazing and unlikely military victories. The film’s not interested in the larger ramifications of war. In fact, it barely touches on the psychological consequences of combat, and it’s certainly not interested in the pros and cons of American neo-colonialism and “nation building.” However, if you want to see some heroic Green Berets get some muchdeserved payback for 9/11, strap in and take the ride. (130 min.)

—Glen Starkey

WINCHESTER

What’s it rated? PG-13 Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Stadium 10, Park, Galaxy On an isolated stretch of land 50 miles outside of San Francisco sits the most haunted house in the world.

Built by Sarah Winchester, (Helen Mirren) heiress to the Winchester fortune, it is a house that knows no end. Constructed in an incessant 24-hour-a-day, sevenday-a-week mania for decades, it stands seven stories tall and contains hundreds of rooms. To the outsider it looks like a monstrous monument to a disturbed woman’s madness. But Sarah is not building for herself, for her niece (Sarah Snook), or for the troubled Doctor Eric Price (Jason Clarke) whom she has summoned to the house. She is building a prison, an asylum for hundreds of vengeful ghosts, and the most terrifying among them have a score to settle with the Winchesters. (99 min.) Δ —CBS Films

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t’s Sunday, Jan. 14, and a few friends of mine and I are on our way to Beverly Hills for the day. “Is this guy serial?” I said as a yellow Mini Cooper behind us hopped over to the opposite lane. The driver sped up ferociously in an attempt to pass my friend’s Prius even though there was clearly a semi coming around the bend.

Oh, did I mention that we’re on Highway 166?

We started driving just before sunrise that day, which was a gamble since our engagement started at 9 a.m. and we had to take the 166 to get to the 5 (this was about a week before the 101 reopened following the Montecito mudslides).

The event? The 2018 Walking with Giants Tour hosted by Disneyana, a nonprofit dedicated to Disney fandom that holds expos, conventions, and other events for Disney enthusiasts year-round. This particular tour celebrates the Sherman brothers, the songwriting duo famous for composing the scores for Mary Poppins, The Jungle Book, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, The Aristocats, and other Disney films.

But before I get to the tour, let me resolve that cliffhanger I left you on with the Mini Cooper. The guy made it, and we were right behind him for more than an hour after that so I’m sure it all felt worthwhile. Repressed road rage aside,

taking an alternative route to the 101 was actually kind of a fun change of scenery.

Plus, it turns out that Bakersfield has like five different Sonic locations.

I really didn’t have faith in us getting to Beverly Hills by 9, which didn’t bother me too much (our backup plan was to just keep driving to Anaheim and go to Disneyland instead!).

All aboard But somehow we made it the For more information historic Beverly Hills Hotel, the on tours and other events tour’s departure point, in the hosted by Disneyana, visit nick of time. disneyanafanclub.org.

After parking and jumping aboard the trolley bus with the rest of the group, we were introduced ROYAL BLOODLINE My friends and I got to pose with Robbie Sherman (center, left), to our tour guide, Robbie Sherman, son son of Robert Sherman of the Sherman brothers, at the historic Beverly Hills Hotel. of Robert. Hearing Robbie talk about his father and uncle, Richard, was quite a Beverly Hills High School, which both of photo with Robbie at the hotel. The drive treat. I’ve never been on a tour hosted by the brothers and Robbie graduated from. back home wasn’t as excruciating as the someone so close to the subject matter Robbie told many stories about his father drive there, since the time sensitivity (this would be the equivalent of a Hearst and uncle, but my favorite tidbit of the tour aspect was gone (and we never saw that Castle tour led by one of William Randolph was his aside about witnessing acclaimed Mini Cooper again). And yes, we stopped Hearst’s children). children’s author Roald Dahl (Charlie and at a Sonic in Bakersfield for dinner. I got Most of the tour consisted of residential popcorn chicken, or should I say, Mary areas where we saw a few houses that one the Chocolate Factory) pee in his father’s swimming pool after getting drunk one Popcorn chicken. Δ of or both of the Sherman brothers once resided at, including their childhood home evening during the production of Chitty Calendar Editor Caleb Wiseblood and the estate Robert and his family lived Chitty Bang Bang (which Dahl and the Sherman brothers collaborated on). wishes SLO had a Sonic. Contact him at on during the production of Mary Poppins After the tour, we snagged a quick cwiseblood@newtimesslo.com. (where Robbie grew up). Although the Sherman family no longer owns the home, a plaque outside the front entrance reads “Casa Poppins.” We also stopped at

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Conservation

BY HAYLEY THOMAS CAIN

Doggy bags are forever Rethinking the way we takeaway for the sake of our waves

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hose yummy takeout fish tacos smothered in tangy Cayucos Hot Sauce will likely swim in your stomach for the next six to eight hours, but the packaging they came in—the plastic bag, Styrofoam container, and the straw that accompanied your Diet Coke—will live on.

In 400 years, when we’re all long dead, and our wrinkled meat suits have returned to the earth, the remnants from that fish taco takeout will remain, as teeny tiny particles of Polystyrene.

And you were worried about your Facebook page living on after the big nap!

Plastics are super stubborn—and their negative effects on the ocean are far more alarming than a wicked bout of heartburn. Consider an innocent plastic bottle of iced tea. You may toss that bottle in the recycling bin after lunch, but that doesn’t mean it won’t find its way into a storm drain and out to sea.

Once in the ocean, UV rays break the plastic down into smaller and smaller particles, creating a messier—and more expensive—headache for all of us.

“Researchers estimate there are now more than 5.25 trillion pieces of plastic in the ocean, which impacts marine ecosystems, wildlife, birds, dolphins, fish, and turtles,” said Liana Harlan, who heads up Surfrider’s new Ocean Friendly

New wave

Thinking differently about your leftovers? Want to learn more about protecting our coast from plastics, Styrofoam, straws, and all the other crud that mucks up marine life?

Interested in learning more about Surfrider’s Ocean Friendly Restaurant Program? Want to learn 10 (manageable) things you can do right now to make a difference? Go to slo. surfrider.org/programs/ofr/ or plan to attend a Surfrider event at The Libertine March 22 in Morro Bay.

Restaurants Program. “Plastics are actually beginning to displace plankton at the base of the food chain.”

By now, we all know about the Great Garbage Patch floating in the North Pacific Ocean (search YouTube, but be warned: It will ruin your life). We all know that these non-biodegradable materials are wreaking havoc on PHOTOS COURTESY OF SURFRIDER the world ... and piling up, year after year.

In fact, we’re super proactive and responsible and doing something about it. Right?

Eco-friendly SLO has banned the sale of Styrofoam containers and plastic bags. Starting March 1, you’ll have to request a plastic straw if you don’t want to mess up your lipstick.

Grover Beach, Arroyo Grande, Morro Bay, and Pismo Beach have also banned Styrofoam, which is a massive victory for local environmentalists (and sea turtles).

But before heading to McCarthy’s for a celebratory brew, Surfrider’s SLO Chapter posed the looming question: Could local restaurants be doing more to combat this tsunami of oceanic woes?

After all, beach cleanups tend to BEACH CLEAN Centrally Grown in Cambria star a few repeating culprits. You shows off its commitment to Surfrider’s Ocean guessed it: Say hello to the lasting Friendly Restaurant Program. So far, the nonprofit leftovers of our restaurant loving boasts 12 restaurant partners across the county, culture. including Baywood Ale House, Chop Street, At least a dozen local Honeymoon Café, Krava Bowl (Morro Bay), The Libertine Brewing Company (SLO), Luna Red, restaurants have taken a sobering Mint + Craft, Novo, Robin’s, Shine Café, and The look at this scene. They’ve Spoon Trade. answered Sufrider’s query with a

@flavorslo TAKING OUT THE TRASH Surfrider’s Ocean Friendly Restaurant Program works with restaurants to implement ocean friendly practices and policies that reduce disposable plastic waste way before it travels out to sea.

resounding, “Yes, more can be done.”

These enthusiastic eateries—including Baywood Ale House, Chop Street, Honeymoon Café, Krava Bowl, The Libertine Brewing Company, Luna Red, Mint + Craft, Novo, Robin’s, Shine Café, Centrally Grown, and The Spoon Trade— are committed to keeping our precious waters happy and healthy.

Together, they’re continuing the war on EPS foam foodware (aka that eco-villain known as Styrofoam), which is all too often mistaken for lunch by marine animals.

Another top concern for the group: Eliminating plastic straws and those pesky bags, which are about as common as seashells across this slice of coastline (according to Surfrider, Americans use an estimated 500 million plastic straws and 100 billion plastic bags every day). To do their part, these local restaurants are forgoing all plastic bags and will only offer disposable to-go utensils upon request.

Other possible criteria? Only offering plastic straws upon request; eliminating all beverages sold in plastic bottles; offering discounts for customers who use a reusable cup, mug, or bag; offering sustainable seafood as verified by Seafood Watch; conserving water and energy; and getting involved with educational events and cleanups.

It’s a small thing, sure. However, when you consider that our trash will actually outlive all of us, you can see how these good deeds add up real quick.

“There’s still more to do. I live in Los Osos, and there’s still a handful of restaurants that still use Styrofoam,” Harlan said. “We’re trying to drive a

change in behavior, especially when it comes to straws. It’s difficult: It’s become so ingrained in us that we’re going to get a straw.”

These behavioral tweaks are the bane of environmentalists’ lives for a reason.

Plenty of people fail to connect one perceived inconvenience with their part in tackling a global issue.

Plus, restaurant owners must deal with the cost implications of environmental regulations, and that’s just the plain economic truth.

No one said this was going to be as easy as ordering a Double-Double, to go.

“Of course, there is hope—but as an activist I go back and forth in being truly hopeful. We struggle with how to get people more involved. We know it can be overwhelming, and I’ve had friends say it’s almost too much to try to remember their reusable bags, coffee cups, and water bottles,” Harlan added.

In a world where even McDonalds is vowing to “go 100 percent green” by 2025, mom-and-pop shops should take note of the sea change. However, it’s not a oneway street.

I asked: What, as eaters, can we do?

Harlan has a few tips, none of which are sexy. Bring your own bag (leave ’em in your car or by the door so you remember before you leave the house). Pick up a handy glass or stainless steel straw and keep it in your glove box or purse. Support the restaurants that are doing more—and collectively changing the tide.

Lastly, don’t be too hard on yourself.

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Harlan grew up in the Mojave Desert, so water conservation has always been part of her life. When she moved to SLO County to attend Cal Poly, she experienced yet another wave of water woes.

She contracted a bacterial infection from swimming in Avila (more than once). This, coupled with the litter she encountered, drove her to action.

“I knew the water wasn’t clean, and I’m not the kind of person who will just stand back and let someone else deal with it,” she said.

What kind of people are we?

This is an important, personal question to ask our families, our communities, and ourselves.

“Sometimes we might think, ‘How can one person possibly make a difference?’”

Harlan said. “But we need to consider what happens when everyone thinks that way.” ∆ Hayley Thomas Cain has injected a lot of her own environmental opinions into this feature because she thinks the stakes are too high not to. Send opposing viewpoints and plastic appreciation pics to hthomas@ newtimesslo.com.

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Burlesque at the Bar: This Feb. 10, Rendarrio Vineyards tasting room in Paso Robles will transform into a swanky, sensual lounge where hips sway and hearts howl! Get ready for a classy night of neo-burlesque featuring local performers exploring the titilating theme, Be Mine. You’ll get quite the show in the barrel room, plus plenty to nosh on (VIP tickets include dinner served by the performers from 6:30 to 7:30 p.m.).

Choose from stuffed chicken roulade or mushroom confit with goat cheese bechamel paired with glass carrots and herbed couscous. Learn more at speedfind.com/rendarrio … Whisk your sweetie away to Little Italy, or at least the next best place. This Feb. 14, Avila Beach Golf Resort is where lovers play by the sea. Swoon over blush and bubbly paired with a spectacular four-course meal featuring live music (plus free caricature drawings to commemorate the evening). For more information and tickets, go to visitsanluisobispocouty.com and search events.

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Walk while you wine: Atascadero’s annual Sweetheart Stroll will commence this Feb. 10 featuring more than 15 wineries, dozens of downtown merchants, and a wine glass to keep.

Meet at the historic City Hall and get ready to rub elbows with Atascadero’s friendliest folks while burning a few calories and consuming some, too (go to visitatascadero.com for more information) ... The SLO Craft Beer Fest kicks off later this month on Feb. 23 and 24 at the Madonna Expo Center, and tickets are on sale now. Celebrate local and statewide brewers and raise a toast to unlimited beer samples, select food samples, live music, and a souvenir tasting glass (get your tickets at madonnainn.com) … Savor the comfort of winter grub, because it won’t be around forever! For

example, Arroyo Grande farm-fresh destination Ember has been offering up a wood-fired potato gnocchi with smoked tomato cream, garlic, sage, fontina, and Gruyere cheese that is basically I want to eat till spring officially arrives, this March 20.

NEWS NIBS The New Year is off to a stellar start for Paso Robles’ Parrish Family Vineyard. Owner and winemaker David Parrish was named as one of Wine’s Most Inspiring People by Wine Industry Advisor, and the family owned vineyard and winery was also named to Wine Business Monthly’s Top 10 Hot Brands list. It’s not all about making great wine, though: This winery is known for its respect for the land, the fruit, and the community (go to parrishvineyards.com) … Say what you want about chain fast food spots and how they’re ruining everything, but the reality is this: Five Guys Burgers and El Pollo Loco are coming to San Luis Obispo in 2018 (don’t worry, there’s still no drive-thrus allowed) … Iconic Central Coast eatery Splash Cafe has closed its location in the Downtown Centre, but fret not! Chowderheads can still grab a rich and toasty bread bowl at the Monterey Street and Pismo Beach locales. ∆ Hayley Thomas Cain loves her chowder in a bread bowl. She can be reached at hthomas@newtimesslo.com.

H AYLEY’S P ICKS The rightful heir to the taco throne

It depresses me how few people know about Taco King, the unassuming Mexican joint nestled in a strip mall on the south side of Higuera. You know ... between SLO Beverages and More and House of Bagels? It’s just so good and so affordable and so authentic and (sadly) so overlooked. Starting off fresh in 2018, I feel it is my chubby duty to teeter atop my high horse (I’m short, a standard pony is pretty tall to me) and wag my finger at all you so-called taco experts. I try not to abuse this important epicurean space nor blab on and on about my own high-minded judgments (by now you know I’m the farthest thing from a food “critic.” I am more of a food “loud mouth”).

Full disclosure: I am an extremely white woman without a lick of Mexican magic in my blood. But seriously, hombres! No longer can I endure blank stares after suggesting my favorite taco joint in SLO. My advice: Don’t delay. Don’t even look at the menu (it’s all good, but the menu is longer than a list of Henry the VIII’s mental problems). Just go in there and order a bunch of al pastor tacos. Bam. Go to the fresh salsa bar. Get in on all that lovely just-made mango salsa (with the big beautiful chunks of ripe mango).

Actually, get in on all the salsas. This last part is absolutely crucial. Next, email me your allegiance for this new reign of taco royalty, or challenge me to a duel. Either way, I will continue to hail the king.

Taco King is open Monday through Saturday from 11 a.m. to 9 p.m.; 158 South Higuera St. ∆ Hayley Thomas Cain dreams in guacamole. She can be reached at hthomas@newtimesslo.com.

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FILE NO. 2017-2994 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/15/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: FIT REPUBLIC, 8665 El Camino Real, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County.

Pleasanton Fitness LLC (101 E. Vineyard Ave. Ste. 201, Livermore, CA 94550). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Pleasanton Fitness LLC, Managing Member, Sanjiv Chopra. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-12-17.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, TJ. Blandford, Deputy. Exp.12-12-22.

Jan. 11, 18, 25, & February 1, 2018

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FILE NO. 2017-3086 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/15/2013) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SUNSHINE SOUNDS, 381 Woodland Drive, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Elizabeth Avila (381 Woodland Drive, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Elizabeth Avila. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-19-17.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy.

Exp. 12-19-22.

Jan. 11, 18, 25, & February 1, 2018

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FILE NO. 2017-3126 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CONNECT BE WELL, 2010 Royal Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Ana F. O’Sullivan (84 Palomar Ave., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405), Kerri Mahoney (2010 Royal Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by A Copartnership /s/ Ana O’Sullivan.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-21-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy.

Exp. 12-21-22.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

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FILE NO. 2017-3134 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: FULL CIRCLE AIKIDO 2, 191 S. Oak Park Blvd. Suite 8, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Teresa Marie YellandMitchell (140 N. Elm St. Apt. 2, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Teresa Marie Yelland-Mitchell. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-22-17.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, J. Goble, Deputy.

Exp. 12-22-22.

Jan. 11, 18, 25, & February 1, 2018

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FILE NO. 2017-3139 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: METHODIST EPISCOPAL SOUTH: OBVIATION, Santa Rosa Creek Rd. & Main Street, Cambria, CA 93428.

San Luis Obispo County. Bridget Mae Cullen, Edward Donald Molinari (274 S. Higuera St. SPC 2, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401).

This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Edward D. Molinari. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-22-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy. Exp.12-22-22.

Jan. 11, 18, 25, & February 1, 2018

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FILE NO. 2017-3151 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: STANDING MAN MUSIC, 1660 Nasella Ln., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Kendall Lee Lewis (1660 Nasella Ln., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Kendall Lee Lewis.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-26-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy.

Exp. 12-26-22.

Jan. 11, 18, 25, & February 1, 2018

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FILE NO. 2017-3152 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/26/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: REAL WORLD GLOBES, 1127 Las Tunas Street, Morro Bay, CA 93442.

San Luis Obispo County. Douglas Balfour Rogers (1127 Las Tunas Street, Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Douglas Balfour Rogers. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-26-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy. Exp.12-26-22.

Jan. 11, 18, 25, & February 1, 2018

FILE NO. 2017-3160 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SUNROOMS PLUS, 1012 E. Grand Avenue, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Team-System Corp (848 Covington Drive, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Team-System Corp, Reginald D. Johnson, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-27-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp.1227-22.

Jan. 11, 18, 25, & February 1, 2018

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FILE NO. 2017-3161 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/11/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: DISABILITY ACCESS AND ACCOMMODATION PROFESSIONALS, 1415 Morro St. #3, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Disability Access and Accommodation Professionals (1415 Morro St. #3, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ John Duffy. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-27-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, D. Chavez, Deputy.

Exp. 12-27-22.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

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FILE NO. 2017-3188 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: WW FARM SERVICES, 1670 Noyes Road, Arroyo Grane, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. James D. Weilbacher, Kayla D. Wilburn (1670 Noyes Road, Arroyo Grane, CA 93420).

This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ James D. Weilbacher. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-29-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, J. Goble, Deputy.

Exp.12-29-22.

Jan. 11, 18, 25, & February 1, 2018

FiCtitiouS BuSineSS naMe StateMent

FILE NO. 2017-3191 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: HIVE NATURAL BEAUTY COLLECTIVE, 2033 Santa Barbara Ave. Ste. A, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Kelsey Lynn Tikker (1810 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Kelsey Tikker, New Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-29-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, R. Parashis, Deputy. Exp.12-29-22.

Jan. 11, 18, 25, & February 1, 2018

FiCtitiouS BuSineSS naMe StateMent

FILE NO. 2017-3194 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/26/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: MD3 INVESTMENTS, 817 Forest Glen, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Michael Stoltey (817 Forest Glen, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Michael Stoltey.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-29-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy.

Exp.12-29-22.

Jan. 11, 18, 25, & February 1, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0001 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: RJ HAYDON MANAGEMENT SERVICES, 106 Quail Ridge Court, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County.

Richard John Haydon (106 Quail Ridge Court, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Richard John Haydon. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-02-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, TJ. Blandford, Deputy. Exp. 01-02-23.

Jan. 11, 18, 25, & February 1, 2018

FiCtitiouS BuSineSS naMe StateMent

FILE NO. 2018-0006 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/02/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: RG FIELD SERVICES, 1405 Longbranch Ave. Apt. D, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Raymond Grieco (1405 Longbranch Ave. Apt. D, Grover Beach, CA 93433).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Raymond Grieco, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-02-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy.

Exp. 01-02-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

FiCtitiouS BuSineSS naMe StateMent

FILE NO. 2018-0010 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/03/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SHIN’S POKE, 361 Pomeroy, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County.

Sky Restaurants, Inc. (142 Pine St., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420).

This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Sky Restaurants, Inc., Jiwon Kim, Secretary.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-03-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, TJ. Blandford, Deputy. Exp. 01-03-23.

Jan. 11, 18, 25, & February 1, 2018

FiCtitiouS BuSineSS naMe StateMent

FILE NO. 2018-0012 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/29/2007) New Filing The following person is doing business as: GROUNDED WINE CO., 4910 Edna Rd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Vintage Wine Estates (205 Concourse Blvd., Santa Rosa, CA 95403). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Vintage Wine Estates, Blake Kuhn, COO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-03-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 01-03-23.

Jan. 11, 18, 25, & February 1, 2018

FiCtitiouS BuSineSS naMe StateMent

FILE NO. 2018-0013 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/01/2009) New Filing The following person is doing business as: FREELANCE REAL ESTATE, FREELANCE REALTY, RUNNERSTRUM REAL ESTATE, 317 Valley View Dr., Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Grant Runnerstrum (317 Valley View Dr., Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Grant Runnerstrum. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-03-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 0103-23.

Jan. 11, 18, 25, & February 1, 2018

LegaL Notices FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

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FILE NO. 2018-0014 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: HEARTSGATE, 3480 S. Higuera, Suite 130, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Jody Belsher (2606 El Cerrito, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Jody Belsher. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-03-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, J. Goble, Deputy.

Exp. 01-03-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0022 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SLO COUNTY NOTARY, 225 Conover Lane, Templeton, CA 93465. San Luis Obispo County. Lynn James (225 Conover Lane, Templeton, CA 93465). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Individual, Lynn James.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-03-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy.

Exp. 01-03-23.

Jan. 11, 18, 25, & February 1, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0038 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/23/2012) New Filing The following person is doing business as: HAPPY PEOPLE WIN, 1664 County Hill Road, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Jean Steel (1664 County Hill Road, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Jean Steel. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-0418. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, A. Bautista, Deputy.

Exp. 01-04-23.

Jan. 11, 18, 25, & February 1, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0015 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: MOONSHINE, 586 Binscarth Rd., Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County.

Annie Helen Turner (586 Binscarth Rd., Los Osos, CA 93402), Katie Nowaczyk (1441 Iris, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Annie Helen Turner.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-03-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 01-03-23.

Jan. 11, 18, 25, & February 1, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0017 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2005) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CHUCK’S PROFESSIONAL WINDOW CLEANING, 428 Chaparral Lane, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Chuck Robert Sinnott (428 Chaparral Lane, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Chuck Sinnott. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-03-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy.

Exp. 01-03-23.

Jan. 11, 18, 25, & February 1, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS

FILE NO. 2018-0026 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: PJ DESIGNS, PRESTON JONES DESIGNS, 800 Ward Ct., Templeton, CA 93465. San Luis Obispo County. Preston Jones (800 Ward Ct., Templeton, CA 93465). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Preston Jones. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-03-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy.

Exp. 01-03-23.

Jan. 11, 18, 25, & February 1, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0028 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: EVANS & GERST ANTIQUES, 4111 Bridge Street, Cambria, CA 93428. San Luis Obispo County. James Evans (4111 Bridge Street, Cambria, CA 93428). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ James Evans, Sole Proprietorship.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-03-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 01-03-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0042 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/05/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: UPTOWN POOCH PARLOR, 7515 Santa Ynez Ave., Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. Tolli Chantel Bosworth, Amber Nicole Rummel (7515 Santa Ynez Ave., Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by Joint Venture /s/ Tolli Bosworth. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-05-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy.

Exp. 01-05-23.

Jan. 11, 18, 25, & February 1, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0044 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SWIFT CO, 11755 Santa Lucia, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. Kevin Andrew Swift (1068 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Kevin Swift. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-05-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy. Exp. 0105-23.

Jan. 11, 18, 25, & February 1, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

LegaL Notices FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0065 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THE WEATHERMAN HEATING AND AIR, 645 Funston Ave., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401.

San Luis Obispo County. Robert Allen Iverson (645 Funston Ave., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/Robert Allen Iverson.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-08-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Currens, Deputy.

Exp. 01-08-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0071 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/09/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: 11TH STREET STUDIO, 796 Serpa Ranch Rd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Christopher William Walstad, Kate Marita Walstad (796 Serpa Ranch Rd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Christopher William Walstad, Husband/Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-09-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 01-09-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0075 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BAYWOOD DRIFT STUDIO, 1269 3rd St., Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County.

CEO Baywood Drift Studio, LLC (1178 2nd St., Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ CEO Baywood Drift Studio, LLC, Jan Brink, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-09-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 01-09-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0018 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: VISUAL FINDS, 1669 Fifth Street, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County.

Kathleen Dianne Friend (1669 Fifth Street, Los Osos, CA 93402).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Kathleen D. Friend.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-03-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, D. Chavez, Deputy.

Exp. 01-03-23.

Jan. 11, 18, 25, & February 1, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0031 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/29/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SEARCHCALISTINGS. COM, 214 E. Branch St., Suite B, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Justin Hardin Stearns (504 Via La Barranca, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Justin Hardin Stearns, Broker/Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-04-18.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy.

Exp. 01-04-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0049 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH SOUTH, Santa Rosa Creek Rd. & Main Street, Cambria, CA 93428. San Luis Obispo County. Bridget Mae Cullen, Edward Donald Molinari (274 South Higuera St. SPC 2, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Bridget Mae Cullen. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-0518. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, I. Diaz, Deputy. Exp. 01-05-23.

Jan. 11, 18, 25, & February 1, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0076 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: VILLAGE ANTIQUES, 126A E. Branch St., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County.

Virginia Taylor (2160 Beach St., Oceano, CA 93445). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Virginia Taylor. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-09-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy.

Exp. 01-09-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

NAME STATEMENT

NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0019 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ASHLEY A. FRIEND: OUTSIDE THE OUTSIDE, 1669 5th Street, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Ashley Amber Friend (1669 5th Street, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Ashley A. Friend. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-03-18.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy.

Exp. 01-03-23.

Jan. 11, 18, 25, & February 1, 2018

NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0032 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: TLC BEAUTY AND MASSAGE, 411 Traffic Way Suite B, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Tiana Lee Corcuera (411 Traffic Way Suite B, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Tiana Corcuera.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-04-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy.

Exp. 01-04-23.

Jan. 11, 18, 25, & February 1, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0058 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: NORDIC BUILDERS, 2467 Tierra Dr., Los Osos, CA 93402.

San Luis Obispo County. Nordic Builders & Associates, Inc. (2467 Tierra Dr., Los Osos, CA 93402).

This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Nordic Builders & Associates, Inc., Jim Randeen, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-08-18.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, R. Parashis, Deputy.

Exp. 01-08-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0082 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2012) New Filing The following person is doing business as: WORKINGMAN’S BREAD, 8111 Dos Canadas Rd., Santa Maria, CA 93454. San Luis Obispo County. Workingman’s Bread, LLC (8111 Dos Canadas Rd., Santa Maria, CA 93454). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Workingman’s Bread, LLC, Maria Theresa Risden, Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-09-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy. Exp. 01-09-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

LegaL Notices

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FILE NO. 2018-0085 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: NITE CREAMERY, 570 Higuera St., Suite 103, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Vo Chi Truong, Norma E. Truong (4380 Kapalua Dr., Santa Maria, CA 93454). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Vo Truong, Owner.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-09-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy.

Exp. 01-09-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0090 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: DONATION STATION, 2923 S. Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Costcar Inc (43 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA California /s/ Costcar Inc, Michael McCarthy, President.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-10-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 01-10-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0091 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CURTIS CUSTOM SERVICES, 1449 Eureka Lane, Templeton, CA 93465. San Luis Obispo County. Curtis Custom Services (1449 Eureka Lane, Templeton, CA 93465). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Curtis Custom Services, Whitney Curtis, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-10-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, A. McCormick, Deputy. Exp. 01-10-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0092 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: WHIT’S-TURN TREE CARE, 1449 Eureka Lane, Templeton, CA 93465. San Luis Obispo County.

K.W. Curtis Enterprises, Inc. (1449 Eureka Lane, Templeton, CA 93465). This business is conducted

by A CA Corporation /s/ K.W. Curtis Enterprises, Inc., Kassidy Curtis, president. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-10-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, A. McCormick, Deputy. Exp. 01-10-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

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COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC WORKS AND TRANSPORTATION NOTICE TO BIDDERS Sealed proposals will be received at the office of the County Clerk, 1055 Monterey Street, Room D-120, SanLuisObispo, California 93408 until 3:00 P.M. on Thursday, February 22, 2018, which bids will then be opened and declared at 3:15 o’clock P.M. on the above mentioned date at a public meeting at 1055 Monterey Street, Room D-120, by the County Clerk, for the following Public Works Project (hereinafter “Project”):

2017-18 SURFACE TREATMENT VARIOUS COUNTY ROADS SAN LUIS OBISPO COUNTY, CA CONTRACT NO. 300599 Any bid received at the Office of the Clerk of the Board of Supervisors of the County of San Luis Obispo after 3:00 P.M. on the date specified above shall not be considered, and shall be returned to the bidder unopened (i.e. a bid received one second after 3:00 P.M. shall not be considered.)

Bids are required for the entire work described herein.

This bid package (also referred to herein as the “Contract Documents”) are posted on the County’s Purchasing website: http://www. slocounty.ca.gov/GS/Purchasing/Current_Formal_Bids_and_Proposals.htm Any changes, additions, or deletions to these Contract Documents will be in the form of written addenda issued by the County. Any addenda will be posted on the website. Prospective bidders must check the website for addenda or other relevant new information at up to 5:00 pm the day before the prescribed date/time for submittal of bids. The County is not responsible for the failure of any prospective bidder to receive such addenda. All addenda so issued shall become a part of this Bid. All bidders are required to acknowledge and confirm receipt of each and every addendum in their bid proposal.

Pursuant to the provisions of Section 1773 of the California Labor Code, the Board of Supervisors of the County of San Luis Obispo has obtained from the Director of the California Department of Industrial Relations the general prevailing rate of per diem wages and the general prevailing rate for holiday and overtime work for the locality in which the work is to be performed for each needed craft, classification, or type of workman. Copies of said prevailing rate of per diem wages are on file in the Office of the Clerk of the Board of Supervisors and available at the California Department of Industrial Relations’ web site address at: www.dir.ca.gov/DLSR/PWD. Bidders are advised that any contractor who is awarded a public works project and intends to use a craft or classification not shown on the general prevailing wage determination may A-(2) be required to pay the wage rate of that craft or classification most closely related to it as shown in the general determinations effective at the time of the call for bids.

Travel and Subsistence Payments shall be in accordance with Section 1773.1 of the Labor Code. Wage rates for holiday and overtime work shall be in accordance with Section 1773 of the Labor Code. Attention is directed to the provisions in Sections 1777.5, 1777.6, and 1777.7 of the Labor Code concerning the employment of apprentices by the Contractor or any subcontractor. Attention is directed to the provisions in Section 1776 of the Labor Code concerning payroll records.

Attention is directed to the provisions in Sections 1810 – 1815 of the Labor Code concerning work hours.

Attention is directed to the provisions of Section 2-1.02, “Required Listing of Proposed Subcontractors,” of the Special Provisions regarding the requirement that proposed subcontractors be listed in the bidder’s proposal. A “DESIGNATION OF SUBCONTRACTORS – BASE BID”, “DESIGNATION OF SUBCONTRACTORS – ADDITIVE BID ITEM 1”, AND “DESIGNATION OF SUBCONTRACTORS – ADDITIVE BID ITEM 2” forms for listing subcontractors, as required, is included in the section titled “Bid Proposal and Forms” of the Contract Documents. These forms must be completed and submitted with bidder’s bid proposal.

All bonds and endorsements thereto to be submitted pursuant to this contract shall be written by a company authorized to do surety business in the State of California.

Each bid must be accompanied by a form of bidder’s security, namely cash, certified check, cashier’s check, or bidder’s bond, in the amount of ten percent (10%) of the total of the bid.

Within ten (10) calendar days, not including Saturdays, Sundays, and legal holidays, after receipt of notice that the contract has been awarded, the successful bidder, shall execute a written contract with the County in the form prescribed herein.

At the time of execution of the contract, the successful bidder shall submit the certificates of insurance stipulated in Article 7 of the Agreement, and, in addition thereto, shall furnish a “Performance Bond” in the sum of one hundred percent (100%) of the contract base bid plus each additive bid item, if added by the County, to guarantee the performance of the contract, and a “Payment Bond” in the sum of one hundred percent (100%) of the contract base bid plus each additive bid item, if added by the County. The bond forms are included in the section titled “Agreement” of the Contract Documents.

Attention is directed to the provisions of Section 5-1.07, “Measurement and Payment,” of the Special Provisions permitting the substitution of equivalent securities for any moneys withheld to ensure performance of this contract. Said Section 5-1.07 is incorporated by reference in this invitation for bid as if fully set forth at length.

A-3 Pursuant to Labor Code Section 1771.1, no contractor or subcontractor may be listed on the bid proposal for this public works project unless registered with the Department of Industrial Relations pursuant to Labor Code Section 1725.5.

Pursuant to Labor Code Section 1771.1, no contractor or subcontractor may be awarded this public works contract unless registered with the Department of Industrial Relations pursuant to Labor Code Section 1725.5.

This Project is subject to compliance monitoring and enforcement by the Department of Industrial Relations, pursuant to Labor Code Section 1771.4.

The Board of Supervisors reserves the right to reject any or all bids, and to waive discrepancies, irregularities, informalities or any other errors in the bids or bidding, if to do so seems to best serve the public interest. The right of Board of Supervisors to waive errors applies even if the Contract Documents state that a discrepancy, irregularity, informality or other error makes a bid nonresponsive, so long as the error does not constitute a material error.

The successful bidder must be licensed to perform the work in accordance with the laws of the State of California. Accordingly, the successful bidder shall possess a Class A general engineering contractor’s license at the time this contract is awarded. In the alternative, the successful bidder shall possess a specialty contractor’s license that permits the successful bidder to perform with his or her own organization contract work amounting to not less than 30% of the original total contract price and to subcontract the remaining work in accordance with Section 5-1.055, “Subcontracting,” of the Amendments to the Standard Specifications. Failure of the bidder to be properly and adequately licensed shall constitute a failure to execute the contract and shall result in the forfeiture of the bidder’s security.

Bidders must satisfy themselves by personal examination of the location of the proposed work and by such other means as they prefer as to the actual conditions and requirements of the work, and shall not at any time after submission of the bid dispute, complain, or assert that there was any misunderstanding in regard to the nature or amount of work to be done.

By order of the Board of Supervisors County of San Luis Obispo made this 23rd day of January, 2018.

Tommy Gong, County Clerk and Ex-officio Clerk of the Board of Supervisors By /s/Sandy Currens Deputy Clerk A-(4) February 1, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0097 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/10/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SLAP IT ON T-SHIRTS, 1308 22nd St., Oceano, CA 93445. San Luis Obispo County.

Daniella Savidge (1308 22nd St., Oceano, CA 93445). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Daniella Savidge. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-10-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy.

Exp. 01-10-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0098 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: MID COAST PROPERTIES, MID COAST REAL ESTATE, MID COAST PROPERTY REPAIRS & MAINTENANCE, 317 S. Main Street, Templeton, CA 93465. San Luis Obispo County. Eagle State Investments, LLC (790 Ashley Lane, Templeton, CA 93465), Above & Beyond Real Estate Services, Inc. (370 Ag Hill Rd., Templeton, CA 93465). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Eagle State Investments, LLC, Jeff Tomlinson, General Partner of Eagle State Investments, LLC. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-10-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy.

Exp. 01-10-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that on Tuesday, February 13, 2018 at 6:00 p.m. or as soon thereafter as possible, the Pismo Beach Planning Commission will hold a regular meeting at City Hall, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach California in the Council Chamber for the following purpose:

PUBLIC HEARING AGENDA: A.

Address: 0 Citywide Applicant: City of Pismo Beach Project No: P17-000096 Description: Two -Year Time Extension for the Shell Beach Streetscape Project No. P15-000075: Reconstruct Shell Beach Road between Dinosaur Caves Park (Cliff Avenue) and Shell Beach Elementary (Terrace Avenue).

The proposed project would (1) construct an 8-foot-wide multi-use path, (2) construct sidewalks (compliant with the American Disabilities Act), (3) underground existing overhead utilities, and (4) provide related street improvements. The project is located within the following General Plan/Local Coastal Plan and Zoning Districts: Retail Commercial (C-1); Medium Density Residential (R-3); Open Space and Recreation (OS-R); and Governmental (G). Portions of the project are located within the Coastal Appeal Zone.

B. Address: 387 Esparto Applicant: Mario Travalini Project No: P17-000092 Description: Coastal Development Permit for the demolition of an existing residence and construction of a new 2,322 squarefoot single-family residence on one of the two underlying lots of record. The project is located in the Single-Family Residential (R-1) Zone of the Shell Beach Planning Area. The project is located in the Coastal Appeal Overlay Zone and is appealable to the California Coastal Commission.

APN: 010-272-002 (continued item from January 9, 2017 to a date certain).

You have a right to comment on these projects and their effect on our community. Interested persons are invited to appear at the hearing or otherwise express their views and opinions regarding the proposed projects. An opportunity will be presented at the hearing for verbal comments. Written comments are also welcomed at the hearing or prior to the hearing. Written comments prepared prior to the hearing may be submitted to the Planning Division by mail or hand-delivery at 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA 93449, by fax at (805) 773-4684, or by email at eperez@pismobeach.org.

Staff reports, plans and other information related to these projects are available for public review at the Community Development Department, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA. The meeting agenda and staff report will be available no later than the Friday before the meeting and may be obtained at City Hall or by visiting www.pismobeach.org.

The Planning Commission meeting will be televised live on Charter Cable Channel 20 and streamed on the City’s website.

PLEASE NOTE: If you challenge the action taken on these items in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the City of Pismo Beach at, or prior to, the public hearing.

Further information on the above items may be obtained from or viewed at the Planning Division Office at City Hall, or by telephone at (805) 773-4658, or by emailing Elsa Perez, Administrative Secretary at eperez@pismobeach. org.

Elsa Perez, CMC Administrative Secretary February 1, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0102 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/11/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: AVERY GREY, 1451 Branch Mill Rd., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420.

San Luis Obispo County. Kayla Nicole Martin (1451 Branch Mill Rd., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420), Melissa Marie Morrow (421 San Juanico, Santa Maria, CA 93455).

This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Kayla Nicole Martin. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-11-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 0111-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0107 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (04/15/2009) New Filing The following person is doing business as: QUALITY PROFESSIONAL DEVELOPMENT, 1404 14th St., Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Catherine Gentilucci, James Getilucci (1404 14th St., Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Catherine Gentilucci.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-11-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, J. Goble, Deputy.

Exp. 01-11-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0111 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2000) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SM TIRE, 2170 Hutton Road, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Santa Maria Tire, Inc. (2170 Hutton Road, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business

LegaL Notices is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ SM Tire, Inc., Craig Stephens - President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-11-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 0111-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0112 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (04/08/2003) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SPIDERWEB LOGIC, 772 Woodland Dr., Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County.

Robert John Fuess (772 Woodland Dr., Los Osos, CA 93402).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Robert J Fuess.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-11-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy.

Exp. 01-11-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0114 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: M&M SMOKE SHOP, 7321 El Camino Real, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. M&M Smoke Shop (7321 El Camino Real, Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ M&M Smoke Shop, Mekhail Aloush, Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-11-18.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, TJ. Blandford, Deputy. Exp. 01-11-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO BOARD OF SUPERVISORS MEETING BRIEF TUESDAY, JANUARY 23, 2018 AT 9:00 AM ALL BOARD MEMBERS PRESENT 1. Consent Agenda – Item Nos. 1-30 & Resolution (Res.) No. 2018-10 through 2018-21, approved as amended.

2. Presentation: Res. 2018-22, commending C. Sparks in recognition of 30 years of service, adopted.

3. Public Comment Period - matters not on the agenda: E. Greening; G. Kirkland; J. Carr; M. Armstrong; B. DiFatta; L. Mordaunt; C. Hite; G. Grewal & C. Werner: speak. No action taken.

4. 40 Prado Detoxification Center Planning Project Report, rec’d w/ direction to staff forward w/ the project.

5. FY 2016-17 General Plan Annual Progress Report, accepted.

6. Community Choice Aggregation report for the Central Coast, no action taken.

7. Closed Session. Anticipated Litigation: No of potential cases: 3. Significant exposure to litigation: No of potential cases: 3. Existing litigation: PG&E’s 2017 General Rate Case A: 15-09-001; Application Filed by PG&E for Retirement of Diablo Canyon Power Plant A: 16-08-006; PG&E’s 2015 Nuclear Decommissioning Cost Triennial Proceeding, A.16-03-006; ARB, Inc. v. Co. of SLO; riends of Oceano Dunes, et al. v. CA Coastal Commission et. al. 2:17-CV-8733. Conference w/ Labor Negotiator, T. Douglas-Schatz, re: SLOGAU; SLOCEA-T&C; DCCA; Sheriffs’ Mgmt; SLOCPPOA; DSA; DAIA; SLOCPMPOA; SLOCEA–PSSC; Unrepresented Mgmt & Confidential Employees; ASLOCDS. Personnel re: Public Employee Appointment for the Position of County Health Agency Director & Director of the Dept. of Planning & Building. Report out. Open Session.

Meeting Adjourned.

Tommy Gong, County Clerk-Recorder and Ex-Officio Clerk of the Board of Supervisors By: /s/ Annette Ramirez, Deputy Clerk February 1, 2018

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LegaL Notices Horse Drive, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County.

Miriam Vanessa Plata (330 Crazy Horse Drive, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Miriam Plata, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-12-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Kramos, Deputy. Exp. 01-12-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0116 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/28/2004) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CALIFORNIA PROPERTY SERVICES, 1200 Price St., Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. California Property Services of the Central Coast (1200 Price St., Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ California Property Services of the Central Coast, FICTITIOUS BUSINESS Robert R. Lee President. This stateNAME STATEMENT ment was filed with the County FILE NO. 2018-0135 Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-1118. I hereby certify that this copy is TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/23/2003) a correct copy of the statement on New Filing file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Kramos, Deputy. The following person is doing business as: ATHLON FITNESS & Exp. 01-11-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018 PERFORMANCE, ATHLON ELITE, 805 Aerovista Place, Suite 104, FICTITIOUS BUSINESS San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Athlon health NAME STATEMENT & Fitness, LLC (805 Aerovista FILE NO. 2018-0117 Place, Suite 104, San Luis Obispo, TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE CA 93401). This business is con(01/11/2018) ducted by A CA Limited Liability New Filing Company /s/ Athlon Health & FitThe following person is doing busi- ness, LLC, Ryan Joiner Managing ness as: CALIFORNIA SHORES, Memeber. This statement was filed 1200 Price St., Pismo Beach, CA with the County Clerk of San Luis 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Obispo on 01-12-18. I hereby cerRobert R. Lee (1200 Price St., Pis- tify that this copy is a correct copy mo Beach, CA 93449). This busi- of the statement on file in my office. ness is conducted by An Individual (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, /s/ Robert R. Lee, Owner. This S. Kramos, Deputy. Exp. 01-12-23. statement was filed with the County January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-11- 2018 18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on FICTITIOUS BUSINESS file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong.

NAME STATEMENT County Clerk, S. Kramos, Deputy.

FILE NO. 2018-0137 Exp. 01-11-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/12/2018) New Filing FICTITIOUS BUSINESS The following person is doing NAME STATEMENT business as: CLEVER NAILS & FILE NO. 2018-0123 SPA, 624 W. Teff St., Nipomo, CA TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE 93444. San Luis Obispo County.

(01/01/2018) Henry Quang Pham, No Thi Nguyen New Filing (240 Encio Lane, Nipomo, CA The following person is doing 93444). This business is conductbusiness as: POTTERY COAST, ed by A Married Couple /s/ Henry 480 Front St., Grover Beach, CA Quang Pham. This statement was 93433. San Luis Obispo County. filed with the County Clerk of San Susan Beckwith Bass (338 N. 6th Luis Obispo on 01-16-18. I hereby St., Grover Beach, CA 93433). certify that this copy is a correct This business is conducted by An copy of the statement on file in my Individual /s/ Susan Beckwith Bass. office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy.

County Clerk of San Luis Obispo Exp. 01-16-23. on 01-12-18. I hereby certify that February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018 this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) FICTITIOUS BUSINESS Tommy Gong.

NAME STATEMENT County Clerk, I. Diaz, Deputy. Exp. FILE NO. 2018-0140 01-12-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing FICTITIOUS BUSINESS The following person is doing busiNAME STATEMENT ness as: DRAM AGRICULTURAL FILE NO. 2018-0124 CONSULTING, 1295 Capitola St., TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE Grover Beach, CA 93433. San (11/01/2017) Luis Obispo County. Danilu Lourdes New Filing Ramirez (1295 Capitola St., Grover The following person is doing busi- Beach, CA 93433). This business ness as: VIC, 3591 Sacramento is conducted by An Individual /s/ Drive, Suite 104, San Luis Obis- Danilu Ramirez. This statement was po, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo filed with the County Clerk of San County. Lauren Elizabeth O’Keefe Luis Obispo on 01-16-18. I hereby (615 Eman Court, Arroyo Grande, certify that this copy is a correct CA 93420), Jade Anne Ruzzo (60 copy of the statement on file in my Water Street, Apt. 318, Brooklyn, office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

NY 11201). This business is con- County Clerk, S. Kramos, Deputy. ducted by A General Partnership Exp. 01-16-23. /s/ Lauren O’Keefe. This statement January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, was filed with the County Clerk of 2018 San Luis Obispo on 01-12-18. I hereby certify that this copy is FICTITIOUS BUSINESS a correct copy of the statement NAME STATEMENT on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy FILE NO. 2018-0141 Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez, TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE Deputy. Exp. 01-12-23.

(12/25/2017) Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018 New Filing FICTITIOUS BUSINESS The following person is doing business as: PRO-ACTIVE STAFFING, NAME STATEMENT UNITED STAFFING, USA STAFFING, FILE NO. 2018-0130 505 Higuera Street, San Luis ObisTRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE po, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo (N/A) County. United Staffing Associates, New Filing LLC (505 Higuera Street, San Luis The following person is doing busi- Obispo, CA 93401). This business ness as: AFFORDABLE HEATING is conducted by A CA Limited LiAND COOLING, 1418 Manhattan ability Company /s/ United Staffing Ave., Grover Beach, CA 93433. Associates, LLC, William D. Hills, San Luis Obispo County. Justin An- Secretary. This statement was filed drew Echavarria (1418 Manhattan with the County Clerk of San Luis Ave., Grover Beach, CA 93433). Obispo on 01-16-18. I hereby cerThis business is conducted by An tify that this copy is a correct copy Individual /s/ Justin Echavarria. of the statement on file in my office.

This statement was filed with the (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, County Clerk of San Luis Obispo J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 01-16-23. on 01-12-18. I hereby certify that January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, this copy is a correct copy of the 2018 statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, FICTITIOUS BUSINESS JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 01-12-23.

NAME STATEMENT February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018 FILE NO. 2018-0144 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE FICTITIOUS BUSINESS (01/16/2018) NAME STATEMENT New Filing FILE NO. 2018-0133 The following person is doing TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE business as: HONEYCOMB HOME (03/21/2017) DESIGN, 1465 Shell Beach Road, New Filing Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis The following person is doing busi- Obispo County. Ariana Afshar Lovaness as: CALUNICA, 330 Crazy to (125 Nelson St., Arroyo Grande,

LegaL Notices CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Ariana Afshar Lovato. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-16-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, I. Diaz, Deputy. Exp. 01-16-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0150 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/01/1992) New Filing The following person is doing business as: MJH, INC, WESTERN INNS, ROSE GARDEN INN-SAN LUIS OBISPO, 575 Price St. #209, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. MJH, Inc. (575 Price St. #209, Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ MJH, Inc., Kevin Andrew Thornton/ President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-16-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, I. Diaz, Deputy. Exp. 01-16-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0151 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SLO COASTAL POOL & SPA SERVICES, 955 Laureate Lane, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405.

San Luis Obispo County. Gregory R. Guggenmos, Gayne A. PintoGuggenmos (955 Laureate Lane, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Greg Guggenmos, Co-owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-16-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Kramos, Deputy.

Exp. 01-16-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

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LegaL Notices Zhao Hua CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-17-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy.

Exp. 01-17-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0170 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/17/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BRAND CREATIVE, 931 E. Grand Ave., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County.

Crockett Todd Justin (1727 Longbranch Ave., Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Justin Crockett. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-17-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, D. Chavez, Deputy.

Exp. 01-17-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0171 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/17/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: KAORI PHOTO, 170 Casa St., Unit C, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County.

Kaori Funahashi (170 Casa St., Unit C, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Kaori Funahashi, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-17-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Kramos, Deputy.

Exp. 01-17-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0174 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: WIZARD OF WAXING, 1166 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Hugo Rosete (1708 Spooner Dr., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Hugo Rosete. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-1718. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 01-17-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0155 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/1998) New Filing The following person is doing business as: RGC BUILDING AND DESIGN, 280 San Miguel St., Avila Beach, CA 93424. San Luis Obispo County. Rob Andrew Gantenbein (160 Easter St., Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Rob Andrew Gantenbein. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-16-18. I hereby FICTITIOUS BUSINESS certify that this copy is a correct NAME STATEMENT copy of the statement on file in my FILE NO. 2018-0176 office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE County Clerk, J. Goble, Deputy.

(01/18/2018) Exp. 01-16-23.

New Filing January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, The following person is doing busi2018 ness as: GIBSON ACCOUNTING FICTITIOUS BUSINESS SERVICES, 1420 Verde Canyon Road, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420.

NAME STATEMENT San Luis Obispo County. Melissa FILE NO. 2018-0156 Cady Gibson (1420 Verde Canyon TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE Road, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420).

(N/A) This business is conducted by An New Filing Individual /s/ Melissa Cady Gibson, The following person is doing Owner. This statement was filed business as: SHUTTER PROS DE- with the County Clerk of San Luis SIGNER WINDOW COVERINGS, 345 Obispo on 01-18-18. I hereby cerBranch St., San Luis Obispo, CA tify that this copy is a correct copy 93401. San Luis Obispo County. of the statement on file in my office.

Andrew Barret Lakin (345 Branch (Seal) Tommy Gong.

St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy.

This business is conducted by An Exp. 01-18-23.

Individual /s/ Andrew Lakin. This January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, statement was filed with the County 2018 Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-1618. I hereby certify that this copy FICTITIOUS BUSINESS is a correct copy of the statement NAME STATEMENT on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy FILE NO. 2018-0178 Gong.

County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy. TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/01/2000) Exp. 01-16-23.

New Filing January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, The following person is doing busi2018 ness as: AT CREATIVE, DARCY DEFICTITIOUS BUSINESS SIGNS, 898 Harrier Lane, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County.

NAME STATEMENT Darcy Lynn Ryan (898 Harrier Lane, FILE NO. 2018-0157 Nipomo, CA 93444). This business TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE is conducted by An Individual /s/ (01/17/2018) Darcy Ryan. This statement was New Filing filed with the County Clerk of San The following person is doing busi- Luis Obispo on 01-18-18. I hereby ness as: HAHA SUSHI & GRILL, certify that this copy is a correct 1065 Olive St., San Luis Obispo, copy of the statement on file in my CA 93405. San Luis Obispo Coun- office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. ty. HaHa Family Inc. (1065 Olive County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy.

St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). Exp. 01-18-23.

This business is conducted by A CA January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, Corporation /s/ HaHa Family Inc., 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0181 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/20/1994) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ROOTAMENTAL, 2899 McMillan Avenue, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Scott Kam (1543 Morro St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Scott Kam. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-18-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, J. Goble, Deputy.

Exp. 01-18-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0197 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: T LOCK, 931 W. Foothill BL., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405.

San Luis Obispo County. Mark Stephen Vandyke (931 W. Foothill BL., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Mark Vandyke, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-19-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, A. Bautista, Deputy.

Exp. 01-19-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0183 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: VINTAGE REAL ESTATE, VINTAGE REAL ESTATE CENTRAL COAST, 1035 Maybelle Court, Oceano, CA 93445. San Luis Obispo County. Vintage Affairs LLC. (1035 Maybelle Court, Oceano, CA 93445). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Vintage Affairs LLC., Angela Smith, Owner/Broker.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-18-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 01-18-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0200 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/05/2015) New Filing The following person is doing business as: RESTORATION PACKAGING, 872 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Reduce. Reuse.

Grow. (872 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Reduce. Reuse. Grow., Alex Henige, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-19-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 01-1923.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0187 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: KELLER FINANCIAL SERVICES, 137 Village Circle, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Samuel Keller (137 Village Circle, Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Samuel Keller. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-18-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 0118-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0188 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/26/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THE LENS, 872 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County.

Yellow Glass Media Syndicate Inc. (872 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A DE Corporation /s/ Yellow Glass Media Syndicate Inc., Daniel Hornett-President.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-18-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, D. Chavez, Deputy.

Exp. 01-18-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0191 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2001) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ROSA’S BOUTIQUE, 535 Five Cities Dr., Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County.

Shannon MacMillan (350 Grace Lance, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420), Helen Kunkel (186 Via Bandolero, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420).

This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Shannon MacMillan. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-18-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, D. Chavez, Deputy.

Exp. 01-18-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0209 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: WILD BLOOM, 1330 Van Beurden Drive Suite 103, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Greener Environments, Inc. (1330 Van Beurden Drive Suite 103, Los Osos, CA 93402).

This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Greener Environments, Inc., Luke HuskeyPresident. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-19-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 01-1923.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0211 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/05/2009) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CAPITOL COAST, 11708 Sinnard Lane, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County.

Eric Brandon Wooten (11708 Sinnard Lane, Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Eric Wooten. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-19-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, TJ. Blandford, Deputy. Exp. 0119-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0219 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/18/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CREATIONS BY MICHELLE, 466 Calle Carman, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Michelle Elizabeth Ralston (466 Calle Carman, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Michelle E. Ralston, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-22-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 01-22-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0230 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/22/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: KAYSO GRILLED CHEESE, 250 Beckett Place, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Darley Sousa Silva, Susan Dawn Peralta (250 Beckett Place, Grover Beach, CA 93433), Anthony Michael Swigert (167 Le Point Terrace, Arroyo Grande, CA 934320). This business is conducted by A Joint Venture /s/ Susan Peralta, General Partner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-22-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy. Exp. 01-22-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0235 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/08/2013) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CENTURION PRIVATE SECURITY, 895 Napa Avenue, Suite A-2, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Eric James Morgan (461 Hillview Street, Morro Bay, CA 93442), Larry Edward Pence (895 Napa Avenue, Suite A-2, Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by A Limited Liability Partnership /s/ Eric James Morgan. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-22-18.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 01-22-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0240 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/22/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: AUTO GLASS EXPERTS 805, 753 Petersen Ranch Rd., Templeton, CA 93465. San Luis Obispo County. Guillermo Majano (753 Petersen Ranch Rd., Templeton, CA 93465). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Guillermo Majano, Owner.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-22-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy. Exp. 01-22-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0241 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BILL GAINES CONSTRUCTION, 840 Unit A Capitolio Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Bill Gaines Audio, Inc. (840 Unit A Capitolio Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Bill Gaines Audio, Inc., Corey E. Lindsey, Secretary.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-22-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy. Exp. 01-22-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0242 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/15/2011) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ON THE GREEN LANDSCAPE, ONTHEGREEN, 3650 S. Higuera, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County.

Matthew Roaland Betts (1352 Pismo St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Matthew R. Betts, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-22-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, TJ. Blandford, Deputy.

Exp. 01-22-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0250 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/02/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: MID STATE COASTAL PROPERTIES, 865 Charles St., Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Mid State Properties Inc. (865 Charles St., Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Mid State Properties Inc., Shannon Martin, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-23-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 01-23-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0262 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BMA MECHANICAL+, MOSAIC VISUALIZATION SERVICES, 100 Cross Street, Suite 204, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Brummel, Myrick and Associates Inc. (100 Cross Street, Suite 204, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Brummel, Myrick and Associates Inc., Brandon Rodgers, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-2418. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 01-24-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0256 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/29/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: HOLLAND INN & SUITES, 2630 Main St., Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Rays Ranat, Inc. (2630 Main St., Morro Bay, CA 93442).

This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Rays Ranat, Inc., Ashish R. Ranat, President.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-23-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, TJ. Blandford, Deputy. Exp. 01-23-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0258 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: IWERKS CONSTRUCTION COMPANY, 504 Ide Street, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. David Casey Iwerks, Jessica Rae Iwerks (504 Ide Street, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Jessica Iwerks. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-23-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy.

Exp. 01-23-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

LLC (4910 Edna Road, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Phase 2 Cellars, LLC, Carla S. Willey, CFO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-2518. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 01-25-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0283 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THE BARBER SLO, 2030 Parker St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County.

The Barber SLO (1156 Ella St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ The Barber SLO, Mark Ramirez, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-2518. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy.

Exp. 01-25-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0268 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/09/2007) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SUBWAY, 3240 Broad St. #100, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County.

Amarjit Kaur (421 Valley Dairy Rd., Buellton, CA 93427). This business FICTITIOUS BUSINESS is conducted by An Individual /s/ NAME STATEMENT Satwinder Singh. This statement FILE NO. 2018-0284 was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-24-18. TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2018) I hereby certify that this copy is New Filing a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy The following person is doing busiGong. County Clerk, JF. Brown, ness as: THE BARBER SLO, 325 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, CA Deputy. Exp. 01-24-23.

93401. San Luis Obispo County.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018 The Barber SLO (325 Higuera St., FICTITIOUS BUSINESS San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA NAME STATEMENT Corporation /s/ The Barber SLO, FILE NO. 2018-0270 Mark Ramirez, President. This TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE statement was filed with the County (N/A) Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-25New Filing 18. I hereby certify that this copy The following person is doing busi- is a correct copy of the statement ness as: WILLOW, WILLOW MAR- on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy KET LLC, 2131 Price Street, Pismo Gong.

Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy.

County. Willow Market, LLC (1050 Exp. 01-25-23.

Willow Rd., Nipomo, CA 93444). February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018 This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ FICTITIOUS BUSINESS Willow Market, LLC, Jennifer Morse NAME STATEMENT - CFO. This statement was filed FILE NO. 2018-0289 with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-24-18. I hereby cer- TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/25/2018) tify that this copy is a correct copy New Filing of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, The following person is doing D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 01-24-23. business as: BERGANTZ CONSTRUCTION, 6211 Monte Rd., San February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018 Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis FICTITIOUS BUSINESS Obispo County. Aaron Michael Bergantz (6211 Monte Rd., San Luis NAME STATEMENT Obispo, CA 93401). This business FILE NO. 2018-0271 is conducted by An Individual /s/ TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE Aaron Bergantz, Owner. This state(N/A) ment was filed with the County New Filing Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-25The following person is doing busi- 18. I hereby certify that this copy ness as: LUCENOTE, 420 Chiswick is a correct copy of the statement Way, Cambria, CA 93428. San on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Luis Obispo County. Mary Maloney Gong.

(420 Chiswick Way, Cambria, CA County Clerk, TJ. Blandford, Depu93428). This business is conduct- ty. Exp. 01-25-23. ed by An Individual /s/ Mary Ma- February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018 loney, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San NOTICE OF Luis Obispo on 01-24-18. I hereby PETITION TO certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my ADMINISTER office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy. Exp. 01ESTATE OF: 24-23.

DAISY MAE ENOCHS February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0260 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/23/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: IRA’S BIKE SHOP, 107 Bridge St., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County.

Juan Daniel Martinez (1906 Huasna Rd., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Juan Daniel Martinez. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis FICTITIOUS BUSINESS Obispo on 01-24-18. I hereby NAME STATEMENT certify that this copy is a correct FILE NO. 2018-0277 copy of the statement on file in my TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

(01/25/2018) County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy.

New Filing Exp. 01-24-23.

The following person is doing busiFebruary 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018 ness as: THE BEAUTY MARK, 177 Mary Ave., Nipomo, CA 93444.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS San Luis Obispo County. Selina Neoma Quiroga (371 West Tefft, NAME STATEMENT Nipomo, CA 93444). This business FILE NO. 2018-0261 is conducted by An Individual /s/ TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE Selina Quiroga. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San (12/31/1969) Luis Obispo on 01-25-18. I hereby New Filing The following person is doing busi- certify that this copy is a correct ness as: WILLIAMS BROS REALTY, copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County 928 Anna Circle, Nipomo, CA Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 0193444. San Luis Obispo County. 25-23.

David Lowlan Williams (928 Anna February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018 Circle, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An IndiFICTITIOUS BUSINESS vidual /s/ David Lowlan Williams.

NAME STATEMENT This statement was filed with the FILE NO. 2018-0278 County Clerk of San Luis Obispo TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE on 01-24-18. I hereby certify that (01/25/2018) this copy is a correct copy of the New Filing statement on file in my office. The following person is doing busi(Seal) Tommy Gong. ness as: ALPHA OMEGA COLLECCounty Clerk, J. Goble, Deputy. TIVE, AOC, 4910 Edna Road, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Exp. 01-24-23.

Obispo County. Phase 2 Cellars, February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

CASE NUMBER: 18PR - 0006

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: DAISY MAE ENOCHS A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by ROSALIE A. MARTIN in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo.

The Petition for Probate requests that ROSALIE A. MARTIN be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent.

THE PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for examination in the file kept by the court.

THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested

LegaL Notices person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority.

A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: April 3, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney.

IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law.

YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk.

Petitioner: Rosalie A. Martin & Richard T. Enochs 2653 Hornet Ave. Fresno, CA 93611 January 18, 25, & February 1, 2018

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: DARLENE A. ROTTA AMENDED CASE NUMBER: 18PR - 0023

LegaL Notices and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law.

YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk.

Attorney for Petitioner: Michael J. Morris 1102 Laurel Lane San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: EDWIN J. PATAGUE (DECEDENT) CASE NUMBER: 17PR - 0298

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: EDWIN J. PATAGUE A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by HILARIO “LARRY” PATAGUE in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo.

The Petition for Probate requests that HILARIO “LARRY” PATAGUE be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent.

THE PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for examination in the file kept by the court.

THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority.

A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: March 6, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 355, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney.

IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law.

YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk.

Attorney for Petitioner: Hilario “Larry” Patague Shaunna Sullivan, Sullivan Law Corporation 2238 Bayview Heights Drive, Suite C Los Osos, CA 93402

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: DARLENE A. ROTTA A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by JEAN D. ROTTA in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo.

The Petition for Probate requests that JEAN D. ROTTA be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent.

THE PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for examination in the file kept by the court.

THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority.

A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: MARCH 6, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney.

IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later January 18, 25, & February 1, of either (1) four months from the 2018 date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days » MORE from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under secLEGAL NOTICES tion 9052 of the California Probate ON PAGE 54 Code. Other California statutes

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LegaL Notices NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: HELEN JANEAN HILDEN (DECEDENT) CASE NUMBER: 18PR - 0003

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: HELEN JANEAN HILDEN A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by KATHARINE ANN SHUDER in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo.

The Petition for Probate requests that KATHARINE ANN SHUDER be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent.

THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority.

A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: March 6, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney.

IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law.

YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk.

Attorney for Petitioner: Robert H. Mott 960 Santa Rosa San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 January 18, 25, & February 1, 2018

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: MARY L. MORGAN (DECEDENT) CASE NUMBER: 17PR - 0269

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: MARY L. MORGAN A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by WILLIAM WANMER in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo.

The Petition for Probate requests that WILLIAM WANMER be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent.

THE PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for exami-

LegaL Notices nation in the file kept by the court.

THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority.

A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: February 6, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney.

IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law.

YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk.

Petitioner: William Wanmer HC4 Box 673 California Hot springs, CA 93207 January 18, 25, & February 1, 2018

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: TERRY POPOVICH CASE NUMBER: 17PR - 0321

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YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk.

Attorney for Petitioner: Patrick Sparks 785 Quintana Rd. PMB 135 Morro Bay, CA 93442 February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: WILLIAM E. BURRISS AkA BILL BURRISS CASE NUMBER: 18PR - 0011

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: WILLIAM E. BURRISS aka BILL BURRISS A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by RANDI MONTGOMERY in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo.

The Petition for Probate requests that CRISTINA ARONSOHN be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent.

THE PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for examination in the file kept by the court.

THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority.

A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: MARCH 23, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 8, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney.

IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law.

YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk.

Attorney for Petitioner: Scott W. Wall 1102 Laurel Lane San Luis Obispo, CA 93401

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: TERRY POPOVICH A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by TRENT POPOVICH in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo.

The Petition for Probate requests that TRENT POPOVICH be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent.

THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority.

A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: April 24, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney.

IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative ap- February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

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NOTICE OF PUBLIC LIEN SALE

Feb. 3, 2018 A&G Self Storage, 1173 El Camino Real, #B Arroyo Grande, CA 93420, 805481-1300 The contents of unit 43 (4’ x 10’) and unit 53 (6’ x 8’) will be sold at auction for nonpayment of rent and other fees. Sealed bids will be accepted until 5 p.m. Feb. 3, 2018.

They may be dropped in the mail slot at above address.

Judy Romo Vacuum, pallet furniture, light, suitcases, clothes Angela Spence Totes, household, suitcase, vacuum February 1, 8, 2018

NOTICE OF SALE OF REAL PROPERTY AT PRIVATE SALE January 25 & February 1, 2018 (PROBATE CODE SECTIONS 10300 & 10304) NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE SUPERIOR COURT OF Notice is hereby given that the undersigned intends to sell the CALIFORNIA, COUNTY personal property described beOF SAN LUIS OBISPO low to enforce a lien imposed on said property pursuant to Sections CASE NO. 17PR-0090 21700-21716 of the Business & Professions Code, Section 2328 IN THE MATTER OF THE of the UCC. Section 535 of the CONSERVATORSHIP OF Penal Code and provisions of the ALYSSA GILMER, CONCivil Code.

SERVATEE. The undersigned will sell at a public sale by competitive bidding on the 16th day of February, 2018, at 10:00 a.m. by Hitchin’ Post Auctioneers (805) 434-1770, Bond # MS879-23-57 on the premises where said property has been stored and which are located at:

Date: February 23, 2018; Time: 9:00 a.m.; Dept.: 8; Address of Court: Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT, subject to confirmation by this court, on February 23, 2018 at 9:00 a.m., or thereafter within the time allowed by law, Debra Trout, Conservator of the estate of ALYSSA GILMER, Conservatee (“Seller”), will sell at private sale to the highest and best net bidder Arthur Gentry Clothes, skateboard, misc totes, on the terms and conditions stated power wheel, stroller, misc house- below, all right, title and interest of Conservatee, in the real property hold, shop vac, located in the County of San Luis Obispo, State of California.

Gaetano Orlando Power saw, power tools, weed whacker, clothes, yard tools, furni- PROPERTY TO BE SOLD This property is commonly referred ture, boxes to as 290 Cyclone Street, Nipomo, CA 93444 APN: 092-513-009 (the Ben Sepulveda Furniture, TV, hutch, tool box, wash- “Property”), and more particularly er/dryer, refrigerator, misc boxes described as follows: Traffic Way Storage, 5395 Traffic Way, Atascadero, CA 93422 County of San Luis Obispo, State of California, the following: Leeann Galvez Clothes, misc boxes/totes

Lot 1 of Tract No. 2393, in the Carolyn Sickels Couch, furniture, dressers, toys, unincorporated area of the County TV, mattress, fishing poles, misc of San Luis Obispo, State of California, according to the map recorded totes July 27, 2005 in Book 26, Pages 96, 97, 98 and 99 of Maps, in Debra Wilbur Tool boxes, furniture, toys, RC the office of the County Recorder cars, train set, TVs, totes/boxes, of said County and by Certificate of Correction recorded February table 15, 2006 in Instrument No. 2006010721 of Official Records.

February 1, 8, 2018

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE

Notice is hereby given that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property pursuant to Sections 21700-21716 of the Business & Professions Code, Section 2328 of the UCC. Section 535 of the Penal Code and provisions of the Civil Code.

The undersigned will sell at a public sale by competitive bidding on the 16th day of February, 2018 at 11:00 a.m. by Hitchin’ Post Auctioneers (805) 434-1770, Bond # MS879-23-57 on the premises where said property has been stored and which are located at: Downtown Mini Storage, 9200 El Camino Real, Atascadero, CA 93422 County of San Luis Obispo, State of California, the following Ashley Avery Huffy bike, vacuum, boxes, TV, file cabinet Patricia Alkana TV, washer/dryer, household, furniture Maria Celedon Guitar, vase, boxes

misc

totes/boxes,

household,

Veronica Cook Kid toys, kid clothes, toy box, books

The Property will be sold subject to current taxes, covenants, conditions, restrictions, reservations, rights, rights-of-way, and easements of record.

TERMS OF SALE The sale will be a private sale, subject to confirmation by this court.

The sale will not occur prior to completion of publication of this notice.

The Seller will make no warranties or representations of title, or of any other matter. The sale will be “as is” with no warranty or representation regarding the condition of the Property or any improvements located on the Property or the Property’s suitability for any purpose.

The Property will be sold on the following terms: all cash, as is, including any personal property remaining at the real property at close of escrow. At least five percent (5%) of the amount offered must accompany the offer by certified or cashier’s check, and the balance must be paid on or before the close of escrow; Escrow to close ten (10) days after confirmation order by the court. Taxes, rents, operating and maintenance expenses, and premiums on insurance acceptable to the purchaser shall be prorated as of the date of confirmation of sale. Examination of title, recording of conveyance, transfer taxes, and any title insurance policy shall be at the expense of the purchaser or purchasers. The Seller reserves the right of refusal to accept any or all offers.

Jennifer Crawford HOW TO MAKE AN OFFER TV, washer/dryer, utility cart, tools, Offers to purchase this Property twin trundle bed, misc household which conform to this notice are invited. Offers to purchase must be Matthew Eliott Commercial & residential appli- in writing and may be received at ances, refrigerators, washer/ the office of: Karen L. Scott, Esq., dryers, dishwashers, compactors, Attala Law, APC, 1502 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, California tools, parts 93401, at any time after the first publication of this notice and before Blanka Gonzalez Dining chairs/table, skateboard, a confirmation order by the court. clothes, baby items Attala Law, APC Regina McDonald /s/ Karen L. Scott, Esq., Attorney Mattress & box spring, totes/box- for Conservator es, household, TV, furniture, high Dated: January 29, 2018 chair, table /s/ Debra Trout, Petitioner Emanuel Nistor Dated: January 29, 2018 Suitcases, misc boxes, clothes, Pub.: February 1, 8, 15, 2018. dolly

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LegaL Notices NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE TSG NO.: 8715705 TS NO.: CA1700281631 FHA/VA/PMI NO.: 0484646682 APN: 092542-001 PROPERTY ADDRESS: 303 MERCURY DRIVE NIPOMO, CA 93444-8912

YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST, DATED 07/31/2007. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. On 02/14/2018 at 11:00 A.M., First American Title Insurance Company, as duly appointed Trustee under and pursuant to Deed of Trust recorded 07/31/2007, as Instrument No. 2007052167, in book , page , , of Official Records in the office of the County Recorder of SAN LUIS OBISPO County, State of California. Executed by: SERGIO G LOPEZ, A MARRIED MAN, WILL SELL AT PUBLIC AUCTION TO HIGHEST BIDDER FOR CASH, CASHIER’S CHECK/CASH EQUIVALENT or other form of payment authorized by 2924h(b), (Payable at time of sale in lawful money of the United States) In the breezeway adjacent to the County General Services Building, 1087 Santa Rosa Street San Luis Obispo, CA 93408 All right, title and interest conveyed to and now held by it under said Deed of Trust in the property situated in said County and State described as: AS MORE FULLY DESCRIBED IN THE ABOVE MENTIONED DEED OF TRUST APN# 092-542-001 The street address and other common designation, if any, of the real property described above is purported to be: 303 MERCURY DRIVE, NIPOMO, CA 93444-8912 The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address and other common designation, if any, shown herein. Said sale will be made, but without covenant or warranty, expressed or implied, regarding title, possession, or encumbrances, to pay the remaining principal sum of the note(s) secured by said Deed of Trust, with interest thereon, as provided in said note(s), advances, under the terms of said Deed of Trust, fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee and of the trusts created by said Deed of Trust. The total amount of the unpaid balance of the obligation secured by the property to be sold and reasonable estimated costs, expenses and advances at the time of the initial publication of the Notice of Sale is $503,586.38.

The beneficiary under said Deed of Trust has deposited all documents evidencing the obligations secured by the Deed of Trust and has declared all sums secured thereby immediately due and payable, and has caused a written Notice of Default and Election to Sell to be executed. The undersigned caused said Notice of Default and Election to Sell to be recorded in the County where the real property is located.

NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property.

You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale.

If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call (916)939-

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0772 or visit this Internet Web http://search.nationwideposting. com/propertySearchTerms.aspx, using the file number assigned to this case CA1700281631 Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site.

The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. If the sale is set aside for any reason, the Purchaser at the sale shall be entitled only to a return of the deposit paid. The Purchaser shall have no further recourse against the Mortgagor, the Mortgagee or the Mortgagee’s attorney. Date: First American Title Insurance Company 4795 Regent Blvd, Mail Code 1011-F Irving, TX 75063 First American Title Insurance Company MAY BE ACTING AS A DEBT COLLECTOR ATTEMPTING TO COLLECT A DEBT. ANY INFORMATION OBTAINED MAY BE USED FOR THAT PURPOSE FOR TRUSTEES SALE INFORMATION PLEASE CALL (916)939-0772NPP0323944 To: NEW TIMES 01/25/2018, 02/01/2018, 02/08/2018

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CV-0004

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Denise Gail Curtis filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Denise Gail Curtis to PROPOSED NAME: Lilliana Ivy Curtis THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted.

Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 02/15/2018, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 2 at the Superior Court of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CV-0030

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Zachariah Stillwater filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Amethyst Chandra Pattee Stillwater to PROPOSED NAME: Amethyst Surya Chandra Stillwater THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 02/13/2018, Time: 9:00 am, Dept.

P2 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 901 Park Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446.

A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: January 26, 2018 /s/: Linda Hurst, Judge of the Superior Court February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CVP-0005

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Stacie Stornetta filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Casie Leigh Flannagan to PROPOSED NAME: Casie Leigh Stornetta, PRESENT NAME: Caylee Nicole Flannagan to PROPOSED NAME: Caylee Nicole Stornetta THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 02/21/2018, Time: 9:00 am, Dept.

P2 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 901 Park Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446.

A copy of this Order to Show Cause Date: January 3, 2018 shall be published at least once each /s/: Barry T. Labarbera, Judge of week for four successive weeks prior the Superior Court to the date set for hearing on the January 11, 18, 25, & February 1, petition in the following newspaper 2018 of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CV-0030

Date: January 8, 2018 /s/: Linda Hurst, Judge of the Superior Court January 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

To all interested persons: ORDER TO SHOW Petitioner: Melissa Marie Melton CAUSE FOR CHANGE filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: OF NAME CASE PRESENT NAME: Melissa Marie NUMBER: 18CVP-0006 Melton to PROPOSED NAME: MeTo all interested persons: lissa Marie Lalanne THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted.

Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

Petitioner: Andrea Heidi Roberts filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Andrea Heidi Roberts to PROPOSED NAME: Andrea Heidi Helms

THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant Date: the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING: 02/22/2018, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 2 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: January 12, 2018 /s/: Barry T. Labarbera, Judge of the Superior Court January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 02/26/2018, Time: 9:00 am, Dept.

P2 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1050 Monterey St. San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: January 8, 2018 /s/: Assigned Judge, Judge of the Superior Court January 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

LegaL Notices PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: TEOFILA JURILLA CACAYURAN CASE NUMBER: 18PR - 0015

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: TEOFILA JURILLA CACAYURAN A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by CRISTINA ARONSOHN in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo.

The Petition for Probate requests that CRISTINA ARONSOHN be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent.

THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority.

A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: MARCH 6, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney.

IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law.

YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk.

Attorney for Petitioner: Craig S. Ainsworth 1103 Johnson Avenue, Suite C San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 January 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME

NEW FILE NO. 2018-0059 OLD FILE NO. 2017-0759 NORDIC BUILDERS, 2467 Tierra Dr., Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 03-21-2017. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Jimmy Randeen (2467 Tierra Dr., Los Osos, CA 93402) This business was conducted by An Individual /s/ Jimmy Randeen.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-08-2018. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk.

By R. Parashis, Deputy Clerk.

January 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

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NEW FILE NO. 2018-0182 OLD FILE NO. 2015-2217 VINTAGE REAL ESTATE CENTRAL COAST, 195 Main Street, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 0901-2015. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Angela D. Langston (4013 Rinker Way, Bakersfield, CA 93309) This business was conducted by An Individual /s/ Angela D. Langston. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-18-2018.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By A. Bautista, Deputy Clerk.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME

NEW FILE NO. 2018-0239 OLD FILE NO. 2016-2684 AUTO GLASS EXPERTS SLO, 4675 Noll Rd. #B, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 1118-2016. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Guillermo Majano (4675 Thread Lane #B, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401), Jose Antonio Prado (2302 Johnson Drive, Santa Maria, CA 93458). This business was conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Guillermo Majano, Partner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-22-2018. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By S. Bolden, Deputy Clerk.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

SUMMONS (CITACION JUDICIAL) CASE NUMBER (NúMERO DEL CASO): 17LC-0196

NOTICE TO DEFENDANT (AVISO AL DEMANDADO): ANITA P SOWELU, an indivdiual YOU ARE BEING SUED BY PLAINTIFF (LO ESTÁ DEMANDANDO EL DEMANDANTE): Wells Fargo Bank, N.A. NOTICE! You have been sued. The court may decide against you without your being heard unless you respond within 30 days. Read the information below.

You have 30 CALENDAR DAYS after this summons and legal papers are served on you to file a written response at this court and have a copy served on the plaintiff. A letter or phone call will not protect you. Your written response must be in proper legal form if you want the court to hear your case. There may be a court form that you can use for your response. You can find these court forms and more information at the California Courts Online Self-Help Center (www. courtinfo.ca.gov/selfhelp), your county law library, or the courthouse nearest you. If you cannot pay the filing fee, ask the court clerk for a fee waiver form. If you do not file your response on time, you may lose the case by default, and your wages, money, and property may be taken without further warning from the court.

There are other legal requirements. You may want to call an attorney right away. If you do not know an attorney, you may want to call an attorney referral service. If you cannot afford an attorney, you may be eligible for free legal services from a nonprofit legal services program. You can locate these nonprofit groups at the California Legal Services Web site (www.lawhelpcalifornia. org), the California Courts Online Self-Help Center (www.courtinfo. ca.gov/selfhelp), or by contacting your local court or county bar association. NOTE: The court has a statutory lien for waived fees and costs on any settlement or arbitration award of $10,000 or more in a civil case. The court’s lien must be paid before the court will dismiss the case. ¡AVISO! Lo han demandado. Si no responde dentro de 30 días, la

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Tiene 30 DÍAS DE CALENDARIO después de que le entreguen esta citación y papeles legales para presentar una respuesta por escrito en esta corte y hacer que se entregue una copia al demandante.

Una carta o una llamada telefónica no lo protegen. Su respuesta por escrito tiene que estar en formato legal correcto si desea que procesen su caso en la corte. Es posible que haya un formulario que usted pueda usar para su respuesta.

Puede encontrar estos formularios de la corte y más información en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California (www.sucorte.ca.gov), en la biblioteca de leyes de su condado o en la corte que le quede más cerca. Si no puede pagar la cuota de presentación, pida al secretario de la corte que le dé un formulario de exención de pago de cuotas. Si no presenta su respuesta a tiempo, puede perder el caso por incumplimiento y la corte le podrá quitar su sueldo, dinero y bienes sin más advertencia.

Hay otros requisitos legales. Es recomendable que llame a un abogado inmediatamente. Si no conoce a un abogado, puede llamar a un servicio de remisión a abogados. Si no puede pagar a un abogado, es posible que cumpla con los requisitos para obtener servicios legales gratuitos de un programa de servicios legales sin fines de lucro. Puede encontrar estos grupos sin fines de lucro en el sitio web de California Legal Services, (www.lawhelpcalifornia.org), en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California, (www.sucorte. ca.gov) o poniéndose en contacto con la corte o el colegio de abogados locales. AVISO: Por ley, la corte tiene derecho a reclamar las cuotas y los costos exentos por imponer un gravamen sobre cualquier recuperación de $10,000 ó más de valor recibida mediante un acuerdo o una concesión de arbitraje en un caso de derecho civil.

Tiene que pagar el gravamen de la corte antes de que la corte pueda desechar el caso.

The name and address of the court is (El nombre y dirección de la corte es): San Luis Obispo County Superior Court, 1035 Palm Street Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408 The name, address, and telephone number of plaintiff’s attorney, or plaintiff without an attorney, is (El nombre, la dirección y el número de teléfono del abogado del demandante, o del demandante que no tiene abogado, es): Jeffery Mukai (State Bar #: 273338), Collection At Law, Inc., A.P.C. 3835 E. Thousand Oaks Bl. #R349, Westlake Village, CA 91362, (818) 716-7630 DATE (Fecha): 3/21/2017 Michael Powell, Clerk (Secretario),

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SUMMONS(FAMILY LAw) NOTICE TO RESPONDENT(NAME): JESSE PEAY YOU hAVE BEEN SUED. READ ThE INFORMATION BELOw AND ON ThE NExT PAgE. PETITIONER’S NAME IS: ChRISTINA PEAY CASE NUMBER: 17 FLP 0391

FEE WAIVER: If you cannot pay the filing fee, ask the clerk for a fee waiver form. The court may order you to pay back all or part of the fees and costs that the court waived for you or the other party.

PAGE 2: STANDARD FAMILY LAW RESTRAINING ORDERS Starting immediately, you and your spouse or domestic partner are restrained from: 1. removing the minor children of the parties from the state or applying for a new or replacement passport for those minor children without the prior written consent of the other party or an order of the court; 2. cashing, borrowing against, canceling, transferring, disposing of, or changing the beneficiaries of any insurance or other coverage, including life, health, automobile, and disability, held for the benefit of the parties and their minor children; 3. transferring, encumbering, hypothecating, concealing, or in any way disposing of any property, real or personal, whether community, quasi-community, or separate, without the written consent of the other party or an order of the court, except in the usual course of business or for the necessities of life; and 4. creating a nonprobate transfer or modifying a nonprobate transfer in a manner that affects the disposition of property subject to the transfer, without the written consent of the other party or an order of the court. Before revocation of a nonprobate transfer can take effect or a right of survivorship to property can be eliminated, notice of the change must be filed and served on the other party.

You must notify each other of any proposed extraordinary expenditures at least five business days prior to incurring these extraordinary expenditures and account to the court for all extraordinary expenditures made after these restraining order are effective.

However, you may use community property, quasi-community property, or you own separate property to pay an attorney to help you or to pay court costs.

WARNING-IMPORTANT INFORMATION California law provides that, for purposes of division of property upon dissolution of a marriage or domestic partnership or upon legal separation, property acquired by the parties during a marriage or domestic partnership in joint form is presumed to be community property. If either party to this action should die before the jointly held community property is divided, the language in the deed that characterizes how title is held (i.e., joint tenancy, tenants in common, or community property) will be controlling, and not the community property presumption. You should consult your attorney if you want the community property presumption to be written into the recorded title to the property.

1. The name and address of the court are: Superior Court – State of California 901 Park Street Paso Robles, CA 93446

2. The name, address, and telephone number of petitioner’s attorney, or petitioner without an attorney are: Stephen C. Hosford 641 Higuera Street, Suite 220 San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 Date: 09/06/2017 You have 30 calendar days after /s/Michael Powell, Clerk, by /s/ this Summons and Petition are C.M. Kastner, Deputy Clerk served on you to file a Response (form FL-120) at the court and January 11, 18, 25, & February have a copy served on the peti- 1, 2018 tioner. A letter, phone call, or court appearance will not protect you.

If you do not file your Response on time, the court may make orders affecting your marriage or domestic partnership, your property, and custody of your children. You may be ordered to pay support and attorney fees and costs. For legal advice, contact a lawyer immediately. Get help finding a lawyer at the California Courts Online Self-Help Center (www.courtinfo. ca.gov/selfhelp), at the California Legal Services Web site (www. lawhelpca.org), or by contacting your local county bar association.

NOTICE-RESTRAINING ORDERS ARE ON PAGE 2: These restraining orders are effective against both spouses or domestic partners until the petition is dismissed, a judgment is entered, or the court makes further orders.

They are enforceable anywhere in California by any law enforcement officer who has received or seen a copy of them.

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LIBRA

(March 21-April 19): In all of history, humans have mined about 182,000 tons of gold. Best estimates suggest there are still 35 billion tons of gold buried in the earth, but the remaining riches will be more difficult to find and collect than what we’ve already gotten. We need better technology.

If I had to say who would be the entrepreneurs and inventors best qualified to lead the quest, my choice would be members of the Aries tribe. For the foreseeable future, you people will have extra skill at excavating hidden treasure and gathering resources that are hard to access.

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Knullrufs is a Swedish word that refers to what your hair looks like after sex: tousled, rumpled, disordered. If I’m reading the astrological omens correctly, you should experience more knullrufs than usual in the coming weeks. You’re in a phase when you need and deserve extra pleasure and delight, especially the kind that rearranges your attitudes as well as your coiffure. You have license to exceed your normal quotas of ravenousness and rowdiness.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Stories have the power to either dampen or mobilize your life energy. I hope that in the coming weeks, you will make heroic efforts to seek out the latter and avoid the former. Now is a crucial time to treat yourself to stories that will jolt you out of your habitual responses and inspire you to take long-postponed actions and awaken the sleeping parts of your soul. And that’s just half of your assignment, dear Taurus. Here’s the rest: Tell stories that help you remember the totality of who you are, and that inspire your listeners to remember the totality of who they are.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Author Anaïs Nin said, “There are two ways to reach me: by way of kisses or by way of the imagination. But there is a hierarchy: the kisses alone don’t work.” For two reasons, Anaïs’s formulation is especially apropos for you right now. First, you should not allow yourself to be seduced, tempted, or won over by sweet gestures alone. You must insist on sweet gestures that are synergized by a sense of wonder and an appreciation of your unique beauty. Second, you should adopt the same approach for those you want to seduce, tempt, or win over: sweet gestures seasoned with wonder and an appreciation of their unique beauty.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Are you more inclined right now to favor temporary involvements and short-term promises? Or would you consider making brave commitments that lead you deeper into the Great Mystery? Given the upcoming astrological omens, I vote for the latter. Here’s another pair of questions for you, Cancerian. Are you inclined to meander from commotion to commotion without any game plan? Or might you invoke the magic necessary to get involved with high-quality collaborations? I’m hoping you’ll opt for the latter. (P.S. The near future will be prime time for you to swear a sacred oath or two.)

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In his “Crazy Lake Experiment” documented on YouTube, Harvard physicist Greg Kestin takes a raft out on a lake. He drops a tablespoon of olive oil into the water, and a few minutes later, the half-acre around his boat is still and smooth.

All the small waves have disappeared. He proceeds to explain the science behind the calming effect produced by a tiny amount of oil. I suspect that you will have a metaphorically comparable power in the next two weeks, Scorpio. What’s your version of the olive oil? Your poise? Your graciousness? Your tolerance?

Your insight into human nature?

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In 1989, a man spent $4 on a painting at a flea market in Adamstown, Pennsylvania. He didn’t care much for the actual image, which was a boring country scene, but he thought he could use the frame. Upon returning home, he found a document concealed behind the painting. It turned out to be a rare old copy of America’s Declaration of Independence, originally created in 1776. He eventually sold it for $2.42 million. I doubt that you will experience anything quite as spectacular in the coming weeks, Sagittarius. But I do suspect you will find something valuable where you don’t expect it, or develop a connection with something that’s better than you imagined it would be.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): In the 1740s, a teenage Capricorn girl named Eliza Lucas almost single-handedly introduced a new crop into American agriculture: indigo, a plant used as a dye for textiles.

In South Carolina, where she managed her father’s farm, indigo ultimately became the second-most-important cash crop over the next 30 years. I have astrological reasons to believe that you are now in a phase when you could likewise make innovations that will have long-range economic repercussions. Be alert for good intuitions and promising opportunities to increase your wealth.

AQUARIUS

(July 23-Aug. 22): In March 1996, a man burst into the studio of radio station Star FM in Wanganui, New Zealand.

He took the manager hostage and issued a single demand: that the DJ play a recording of the Muppet song “The Rainbow Connection,” as sung by the puppet Kermit the Frog. Fortunately, police intervened quickly, no one was hurt, and the kidnapper was jailed. In bringing this to your attention, Leo, I am certainly not suggesting that you imitate the kidnapper. Please don’t break the law or threaten anyone with harm. On the other hand, I do urge you to take dramatic, innovative action to fulfill one of your very specific desires.

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): When I was in my early 20s, I smoked marijuana now and then. I liked it. It made me feel good and inspired my creativity and roused spiritual visions. But I reconsidered my use after encountering pagan magician Isaac Bonewits. He didn’t have a moral objection to cannabis use, but believed it withered one’s willpower and diminished one’s determination to transform one’s life for the better. For a year, I meditated on and experimented with his hypothesis. I found it to be true, at least for me. I haven’t smoked since. My purpose in bringing this up is not to advise you about your relationship to drugs, but rather to urge you to question whether there are influences in your life that wither your willpower and diminish your determination to transform your life for the better. Now is an excellent time to examine this issue.

VIRGO

PISCES

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Many varieties of the nettle plant will sting you if you touch the leaves and stems. Their hairs are like hypodermic needles that inject your skin with a blend of irritant chemicals. And yet nettle is also an herb with numerous medicinal properties.

It can provide relief for allergies, arthritis, joint pain, and urinary problems. That’s why Shakespeare invoked the nettle as a metaphor in his play Henry IV, Part 1: “Out of this nettle, danger, we pluck this flower, safety,” says the character named Hotspur.

In accordance with the astrological omens, Virgo, I choose the nettle as your power metaphor for the first three weeks of February.

(Feb. 19-March 20): Would you like to shed unwieldy baggage before moving on to your next big challenge? I hope so. It will purge your soul of karmic sludge. It will prime you for a fresh start. One way to accomplish this bravery is to confess your sins and ask for forgiveness in front of a mirror.

Here are data to consider. Is there anyone you know who would not give you a good character reference? Have you ever committed a seriously unethical act? Have you revealed information that was told to you in confidence? While under the influence of intoxicants or bad ideas, have you done things you’re ashamed of? I’m not saying you’re more guilty of these things than the rest of us; it’s just that now is your special time to seek redemption. ∆

LEO

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