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April 5 - April 12, 2018 VOLUME 32, NUMBER 37

Editor’s note

This week cover Take a chance, save a life.............. 10

news SLO’s pot plans include recreation ........................................9 Hollands question Parkinson’s public statements .............................9

opinion “America First” puts America last.................................... 14

arts STAGE: 150 characters, four actors, at SLO Rep .....................................36 GALLERY: Studios celebrates its resident artists ...........................38

flavor FOOD: Tequila, tacos, and ambiance.................................44

he challenge of finding permanent homes for foster youth and pairing them with social services isn’t unique to San Luis Obispo County and neither is the lack of available foster parents. What is unique to the county, though, is a financial program that helps foster youth pursue a SECOND post-secondary education. For this week’s CHANCE With the help cover story, Staff Writer Karen Garcia speaks of volunteers, with someone who obtained a bachelor’s social workers, and social degree with the help of that program—about services, foster youth Amber everything that came before it, the struggle of Davis found a negotiating life in the foster system, and the permanent home and a new future. family that changed her life [10] . This week, you can also read about the city of San Luis Obispo’s plans for recreational cannabis sales [9]; a dispute over the truth between Sheriff Ian Parkinson and the Holland family [9] ; The 39 Steps has 150 characters and SLO Rep does it with four actors [36] ; Studios on the Park celebrates its roots with a show exhibiting the work of longtime members [38] ; and why the owner of Ciopinot opened a Mexican restaurant with a flair for quality [44].

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News ............................. 4 Viewer Discretion........... 6 Strokes ......................... 12

Starkey......................... 30 Live music listings........ 30

opinion Hodin ............................ 14 This Modern World ....... 14 Letters .......................... 15 Street talk ..................... 16 Rhetoric & Reason ....... 18 Shredder ....................... 19

art Artifacts ....................... 36 Split Screen.................. 40 Reviews and Times ..... 40

the rest Classifieds.................... 48 Real Estate .................. 48 Brezsny’s Astrology..... 55

Events calendar Hot Dates .................... 20 Special Events ............. 20 Arts .............................. 20 Culture & Lifestyle ....... 26 Food & Drink ............... 29

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Amid dunes case, APCD clashes over hearing board member

ocal elected officials on the SLO County Air Pollution Control District (APCD) board of directors clashed on March 28 over the reappointment of a district hearing board member—the hearing board is in the middle of litigating a APCD nuisance abatement case that aims to curb Oceano Dunes State Vehicular Recreational Area dust emissions. After first voting to deny Robert Carr, a former APCD officer, of a reappointment to the hearing board, Pismo Beach Mayor Ed Waage and Paso Robles City Councilman John Hamon reconsidered and narrowly reversed the decision by a 7-4 vote. “I understand the need for continuity [on the hearing board],” Waage said about his change of position. A “quasi-judicial” body, the APCD hearing board “decides on matters of conflict between the Air District and industry,” according to the APCD’s website. It has five members, including an attorney, an engineer, a medical professional, and two public members. Carr has been a public representative on the board since 2006. In November, the APCD filed a nuisance abatement petition to the hearing board, declaring the dust emissions from the off-road vehicular park a danger to public health. In March, the hearing board rejected a proposed settlement between the APCD and State Parks to reduce dust emissions by 30 percent, calling it not restrictive enough. At the APCD board of directors’ March 28 meeting, where Carr’s reappointment was up for consideration, several of the board members who

have historically opposed the APCD’s push to challenge State Parks on the dust problem took issue with Carr’s position not being advertised to the public. APCD policies only require a hearing board vacancy to be posted if an incumbent member resigns or isn’t reappointed. “I can’t vote for an appointment on a position that was never opened to the public,” said 5th District SLO County Supervisor Debbie Arnold. “It has to do with transparency.” Waage, Hamon, 4th District County Supervisor Lynn Compton, Atascadero City Councilwoman Roberta Fonzi, and Arroyo Grande City Councilwoman Barbara Harmon concurred. Harmon said she felt Carr was “biased” in favor of the APCD. “I only learned at the APCD hearing that Mr. Carr spent his entire career as the APCD officer of SLO County,” Harmon wrote in an email to New Times. “He is now on the hearing board deciding the merits of a notice of abatement filed by the former APCD officer [Larry Allen] and the agency from which he draws his retirement. In my opinion, he is biased and should have recused himself.” After the 6-5 vote denying the reappointment—which would’ve resulted in the hearing board continuing the case with four members—2nd District County Supervisor Bruce Gibson implored the board to reconsider its decision. “This is an outrageous result,” Gibson said. “What this board has done is undermine the very substance of what the hearing board is

Teens push Paso to reconsider Styrofoam ban

Robles Youth Commission and the Paso Robles High School Wilderness Club showed up to urge members of the council to pass a ban on expanded polystyrene food and drink containers, joining five other SLO County cities that have already enacted similar ordinances. After hearing them out, the council asked the city manager to agendize the issue for a future discussion. “I am sufficiently swayed by their argument to ask the council to put this back on the agenda for further discussion,” Mayor Steve Martin said. “That discussion will include possible action.” The youth who spoke in favor of enacting the ban cited concerns about public health and the environment, particularly the impact of the material ending up as trash in the Salinas River. Gavin Hughes, president of the Wilderness Club, told the council that his group had come across large amounts of expanded polystyrene while doing clean-up projects along the river, and raised concerns about the light material being carried north in the Salinas River watershed and out into the ocean during the rainy season. “[The river] is kind of the lifeblood of the region here,” Hughes said. “We in Paso Robles have a unique responsibility, in that we are situated on the Salinas River, to regulate the trash flow through there.” The council had previously discussed a polystyrene ban in July 2017, but declined to take any action on the item, citing concerns about government overreach. If it does eventually pass a ban, the city will join SLO, Arroyo Grande, Pismo Beach, Grover Beach,

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ANOTHER DUNES SPAT The SLO County APCD squabbled over the reappointment of former APCD officer Robert Carr to its hearing board on March 28. The hearing board is overseeing a nuisance abatement case against the Oceano Dunes State Vehicular Recreation Area.

in place to do.” John Headding, a Morro Bay City Council member, voted to support the reappointment and said he felt using it to criticize the APCD’s policies on advertising vacancies was inappropriate. “We have an existing process that is in place, and I believe the current board should adhere to that process,” Headding said. “If they’re concerned about issues regarding the process, that should be agendized for a future item and then the policy can be changed.” Carr told New Times that the squabble over his reappointment and claims about a bias surprised him. “I guess my biggest concern is the people on the APCD board have forgotten that our main reason for being there is to protect the public health,” Carr said. “I am biased, but I’m just biased toward protecting public health. That’s what the hearing board’s job is.” Δ —Peter Johnson

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and Morro Bay, which have passed bans on the material. SLO Foam Free, an organization that has worked to get SLO County’s cities to pass the ban, urged the Paso council to join those cities and more than 100 others in the state that have passed similar ordinances. “I urge your committee to not delay,” Janine Rands, a member of SLO Foam Free, told the council. “You guys can do this now … let’s get it done.” Rands and SLO Foam Free have previously said they would like to get all the cities in SLO County to pass a polystyrene ban, and hope to use that to push for a similar ordinance at a county level. —Chris McGuinness

Highway 46 ‘Y’ fix coming with $261 million boost to SLO area

Growing up in SLO County, 35th District state Assemblyman Jordan Cunningham simply knew the intersection of Highway 46 and Highway 41 as “Blood Alley.” But in a few years, that chilling nickname could be history. On March 22, the California Transportation Commission (CTC) allocated a record-high $261 million for Central Coast freeway projects, including $134 million to build a new interchange at the notorious Cholame “Y,” the location of six fatal crashes in two months in 2017. “I think it’s a big win for the Central Coast,” NEWS continued page 6

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said Cunningham, who lobbied Caltrans and CTC officials last year to fund a fix for the intersection. “It’s a hugely important economic and cultural section of the road because it connects all of the Central Valley with the Central Coast. ... It’s got a ton of trucks, a ton of commuter traffic, a ton of vacationer traffic, and really, these roads were built in the 1950s and they’ve never really been modernized.” Don’t hold your breath for the solution, though. Caltrans has to continue widening Highway 46 to four lanes from Shandon through the Cholame Y before it can start work on an interchange—which will be an overpass about a mile east of the current crossing. Work on the interchange isn’t expected to start until 2021. “They had two proposed solutions to deal with this,” Cunningham explained to New Times. “One was sort of a more simple flyover. What they’re proposing to do is essentially a permanent fix that’s going to modernize the freeway. ... Because the 46 has to be widened first, that’s going to take a certain amount of time. We’re talking about a matter of months’ difference.” “Blood Alley” isn’t the only stretch of SLO County highway receiving funding from the state. The $261 million package will also help a “congestion relief” project on Highway 101 South through Pismo Beach; roundabouts on Highway 227 near the SLO County Airport; 101 interchange improvements at Tefft Street in Nipomo and Brisco Road in Arroyo Grande; and an expanded train layover facility in SLO, among other projects. “It’s the most money we’ve ever received [from the state],” said Ron De Carli, the executive director of the SLO Council of Governments (SLOCOG), which oversees regional transportation projects. De Carli and SLOCOG credit Senate Bill 1—the 12-cent gas tax and vehicle registration fee increase passed in 2017—for generating more transportation revenue and “eliminating the volatility” of funding coming to localities. Assemblyman Cunningham, who voted against SB 1, sees the issue differently. He believes the state has failed to spend existing gas taxes and vehicle registration fees on transportation projects, and that additional taxes and fees weren’t necessary to bring the recent haul into SLO County. “There’s money in accounts sitting for these purposes,” Cunningham said. “Regardless of the source of the funds,

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Grover Beach likely to allow recreational cannabis businesses

Grover Beach’s marijuana industry is on the verge of its debut, but the city is already mulling changes to how it plans to regulate the industry. At an April 2 meeting, the City Council discussed a number of possible changes to its newly minted marijuana industry, including amending its permitting ordinance to include adult recreational use. The topic was part of an hourslong discussion on multiple cannabisrelated issues and occurred as Grover Beach jockeys to remain competitive with other cities in San Luis Obispo and Santa Barbara counties passing their own ordinances to court the potentially lucrative pot industry. While the council did not take any formal votes, it did direct staff to move forward with crafting an amended ordinance that allows cannabis businesses to sell, manufacture, or distribute products for adult recreational use. The council’s initial ordinances, developed before the passage of Proposition 64, only allow for medicinal cannabis businesses, including brick-and-mortar dispensaries. “I’m confident moving forward with modifying the ordinance for adult use,” said Mayor John Shoals. “I’m confident we can make that jump.” Grover Beach isn’t the only local municipality to set its sights on allowing recreational marijuana businesses within its borders. San Luis Obispo is set to pass a marijuana ordinance in May that will include adult recreational use. “It just seems like the wave of the future,” Grover Beach City Councilmember Mariam Shah said. “I want to stay competitive in this market.” Councilmember Barbara Harmon raised concerns about allowing recreational cannabis businesses to begin operating so soon, and she wanted the city to wait and see how its current medicalonly structure worked out. “I’m not excited about it,” she said. “I’m not a ‘keeping up with the Joneses’ or ‘getting ahead of the Joneses’ person.” It will take time before the city’s four dispensaries, two of which are slated to open in the next two months, could begin to sell marijuana to adults without a medical card. City Manager Matthew

Bronson indicated that June would be the earliest an amended ordinance could come before the council for a final vote. Once passed, it would take another 30 days to go into effect. “We’d be looking at a few months before they could begin legally operating for adult use,” Bronson said. —Chris McGuinness

Hollands revealed as Jimmy Paulding’s mystery donor

The family of Andrew Holland announced its endorsement of 4th District San Luis Obispo County Supervisor candidate Jimmy Paulding on April 4, also revealing themselves as the source of a $40,000 anonymous donation to his campaign last month. “The Holland Family Alliance, in our continued pursuit of honest, clear-eyed partnerships with candidates dedicated to restoring transparency and accountability to county government, is proud to endorse Jimmy Paulding,” the family’s press release stated. “It is time the Holland Family publicly announced that we were the donors who anonymously matched a $40,000 fundraising effort for Jimmy Paulding.” The Hollands started the Holland Family Alliance after reaching a $5 million settlement with SLO County over Andrew’s death in county jail last year, which occurred after he was kept in a restraint chair for 46 hours. The family has now endorsed and donated to the campaigns of county sherriff candidate Greg Clayton, district attorney candidate Judge Mike Cummins, and Paulding. The press release claimed the twoweek fundraising spree netted Paulding’s campaign more than $112,000. “The way our elected officials, including the Board of Supervisors, handled the tragic death of Andrew Holland is deeply disturbing,” the Hollands’ statement read. “We need elected officials who are accountable to the people, take

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Prefumo body identified as Kristen Marti

The San Luis Obispo Police Department confirmed that a body found during a large-scale search of Prefumo Canyon is that of 26-year-old Kristen Marti. In an April 2 press release, the department said that an autopsy had been conducted, but officials declined to give a cause of death, stating that the investigation was still ongoing. “Investigators have been in close contact with the Marti family throughout this investigation,” the department’s release stated. Marti, a SLO resident, was reported missing on Jan. 18. Police said she was last seen on Jan. 9 in the 1800 block of Prefumo Canyon Road. On March 25, SLO police and members of other law enforcement agencies conducted a search of the canyon, where a K-9 search and rescue team found a body, later identified as Marti’s, in a creek near the roadway. Shortly after the body was discovered, investigators confirmed that they were investigating Marti’s case as a homicide. As of April 4, the department has not announced any arrests in Marti’s case. Police previously said they had identified a person of interest in the case but did not release his identity. Anyone with information about the case is can contact the SLOPD at (805) 781-7312 or Crime Stoppers at (805) 549-STOP. —Chris McGuinness

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Open for canna-business? Plans for three pot stores, 70,000 square feet of cultivation, await SLO City Council approval

recreational marijuana industry in San Luis Obispo is one vote away from becoming a reality. On March 29, the SLO Planning Commission signed off on a set of draft cannabis regulations that allow for up to three recreational storefront dispensaries, 70,000 total square feet of indoor commercial cultivation, and a variety of other cannabis industry activities within city limits. If given the green light by the City Council on May 1, SLO would become the first city in the county—and the only city between Salinas and Santa Barbara, other than Lompoc—to allow the establishment of recreational brick-and-mortar stores since California voters passed Proposition 64. Hopeful cannabis businesses could then apply to the city for permits starting July 1. “We ‘learn by doing,’” Planning Commissioner Hemalata Dandekar said at the hearing, referencing Cal Poly’s classic motto. “We’re going to be impacted by [legalized cannabis] if dispensaries are here or not. ... What’s presented to us is a limited venture. It’s modest. We can learn from this venture.” SLO’s proposed ordinance would accommodate cannabis retailers (including delivery services), nurseries, indoor cultivators, distributors, manufacturers, testers, and microbusinesses (an operation

that includes all aspects of the supply chain) on certain zoned properties. The commission voted in favor of a zoning scheme that would keep all cannabis operations in six specific areas of the city—called “overlay zones.” Those would be located on Higuera Street, south of downtown; South Broad Street near both Orcutt Road and Industrial Way; and the area near the SLO County Airport. Any dispensary or cannabis business that’s open to the public must also be buffered—1,000 feet away from schools and 300 feet from residential zones and public parks—within the overlay zone, per the commission’s recommendation. “You’re not going to see it. You’re not going to smell it. It’s not going to be worshipped,” Commissioner Nicholas Osterbur said. “It’s tucked away in these overlay zones.” The city is aiming to cap indoor commercial cultivation at 70,000 total square feet (measured by the size of the plant canopy)—with no one business allowed to grow more than 10,000 square feet of cannabis. In terms of water and energy use, 70,000 square feet of cultivation is equivalent to “about four laundromats,” according to SLO Community Development Director Michael Codron. “It seems like the right number from the standpoint of supporting a local chain

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Family disputes sheriff’s claims as he tries to clear the air about Andrew Holland’s death

or the last four weeks, residents of San Luis Obsipo County have been watching Andrew Holland die. Portions of jail security camera footage released March 16 by the SLO Tribune spurred public protests and raised more questions about the circumstances surrounding Holland’s death in the SLO County Jail. SLO County Sheriff Ian Parkinson has recently been answering some of those questions publicly in interviews with local media outlets. But members of Holland’s family claim that some of what Parkinson has been telling the public differs from what they were told after Andrew’s Jan. 22, 2017, death in the jail. Part of that dispute involves Parkinson’s statements about who made the call to place Holland in a restraint chair and keep him there for nearly two days. In a March 28 interview with local television station KSBY, Parkinson said that he didn’t make that decision, a claim he repeated in an April 2 interview with New Times. “I have never in my 7 1/2 years [as sheriff] directed anybody to be restrained in any way,” Parkinson said. But J. Tavener “Tave” Holland, Andrew’s cousin and the Hollands’ family lawyer, said that Parkinson told him the opposite during a four-hour meeting in March of 2017. While the meeting was not

recorded, Tave said he wrote down what he remembered about the conversation shortly after the meeting took place, later turning it into a written memo to Paula Canny, an attorney who represented the Holland family. According to that memo, Parkinson allegedly said that “at all times” he had the ultimate call on Andrew’s placement in the chair, continued restraint, and the decision to release him. “He said he made the call to put Andrew in,” Tave told New Times. Parkinson acknowledged the March 2017 meeting, but denied Tave’s recollection. “I don’t know where that would have come from,” Parkinson said. The sheriff said the first time he knew specifics about Andrew’s situation was when he was notified of the inmate’s death on Jan. 22. However, Tave’s memo states that Parkinson allegedly said that he’d gotten a call about Andrew being placed into the chair on a Friday. That would have been Jan. 20, 2017, two days prior to the death. Tave said that the sheriff told him that he had received the call while attending a meeting or rehearsal for a musical charity benefit for the Women’s Shelter of San Luis Obispo. Parkinson told New Times that rehearsals for the event had not started

of supply, not crowding out other business types, and being the right size relative to its energy and water use,” Codron said. Under the regulations, on-site cannabis consumption is banned as well as events serving cannabis products. Cannabis manufacturing using volatile substances is also prohibited. In processing business applications, only storefront retailers and microbusinesses would require the Planning Commission’s review. Other permits would be issued through the Community Development Department. SLO plans to hire a consultant to help it rank incoming cannabis business applications. Not all of the planning commissioners supported the permissive direction of the city with cannabis. Commission Chairman Chuck Stevenson and Vice Chairman John Fowler voted against the regulations. Neither was in favor of allowing recreational dispensaries to establish in SLO. “My concern is the city of SLO will be become sort of the drug central on the Central Coast for recreational marijuana,” Stevenson said. “I’m very concerned about the message that will send to our community, and especially our youth.” Fowler expressed a similar sentiment, and shared concerns about the city’s ability to enforce laws surrounding cannabis use. “Some compare cannabis to alcohol, however, I’d argue we have pretty good infrastructure for monitoring alcohol. Our at that time, and said that he was at a private reception related to the shelter on Jan. 22, when he was notified of Andrew’s death. New Times couldn’t verify the details of the event’s rehearsal schedule. “I don’t know where those two got mixed up, but that is absolutely not accurate,” Parkinson said. Tave stood by the statements in his memo. “So that’s not a misunderstanding,” he said. “That’s [Parkinson] changing the story.” Tave added that he made the same statements about what Parkinson reportedly said during the March meeting in an official interview with the FBI, which is conducting an investigation into possible civil rights violations at the jail. “As an attorney, I am well aware of the kind of trouble you can get into by lying to FBI,” he said. “It’s not something you do.” A clearer picture of what actually happened in the days leading up to and immediately after Holland’s death might be established by records of communications between the sheriff, his staff, and the SLO County’s health agency, which was in charge of inmate mental and medical care at the time. But those records aren’t completely available to the public. In November 2017, Tave made an oral request for any and all communications between the sheriff, the jail, and the public health agency made between Jan. 20 and Jan. 23, 2017. The county acknowledged the request in a Dec. 14, 2017, letter obtained by New Times. The records the county responded with showed little communication between Parkinson, the jail, and county mental health during and after Andrew’s stay in the chair. The response contained no phone records or text messages. It did show emails between

criminal system knows how to deal with alcohol abuse,” Fowler said. “Cannabis on the other hand—it’s extremely difficult, if not impossible, to hold [abusers] accountable.” The dissenting commissioners weren’t alone in their qualms. Jody Belsher, a SLO resident and creator of a 2015 documentary The Other Side of Cannabis: Negative Effects of Marijuana On Our Youth, asked the commission to craft a more restrictive ordinance. “As a parent of a child severely harmed by marijuana use, I implore you to limit or ban dispensaries and grows and consider the damages,” Belsher said. “Youth are greatly at risk. The risk is on their developing brains, from adolescence all the way to age 30.” But other commissioners argued that banning cannabis sales in the city would not stop residents from getting it. “If we do not have a process in place to ensure people in the community can purchase marijuana, they’ll get it some place else,” Commissioner Ronald Malak said. “This gives us an opportunity to control that—what they are purchasing, what tourists are purchasing, what adults are purchasing.” Dandekar agreed. “It’s not that difficult to bring marijuana into our neighborhoods. Pretty soon Amazon’s going to start delivering it,” she said. “In many ways, the horse is out of the barn on this.” ∆ Staff Writer Peter Johnson can be reached at pjohnson@newtimesslo.com. jail and mental health staff indicating that Parkinson requested information about individuals charged with misdemeanors found mentally incompetent to stand trial and the number of days they’d been waiting for a transfer from the jail to the county’s psychiatric health facility. Those emails were dated Jan. 23, 2017, the day after Andrew’s death. At time of his death, Andrew had been found incompetent to stand trial and had been waiting for a transfer. In the Dec. 14 response, County Counsel Rita Neal wrote that two communications had been held back from disclosure. One occurred the day after Andrew’s death. The other occurred the day he was placed in the chair. Neal wrote they were kept from disclosure under a legal exemption that covers material that “may reflect the mental processes by which a government decision was reached.” Parkinson acknowledged that public trust in the department had been hurt by Holland’s death and the subsequent release of the video. “I haven’t heard anybody that frankly doesn’t believe that there’s a broken system or [a] mental health system in dire straits, in need of significant repair,” he said. “My job, my responsibility, is to do everything humanly possible to repair that system. And that is where I think the public trust with those individuals will be restored.” Parkinson is currently running for reelection against local private investigator Greg Clayton, who’s made the Holland case the centerpiece of his campaign and has received $25,000 in funding from the Holland family. ∆ Staff Writer Chris McGuinness can be reached at cmcguinness@newtimesslo.com.

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Taking a chance A former foster youth shares how SLO County Social Services and partner agencies helped change her life BY KAREN GARCIA

he last thing that Amber Davis remembers before the chaos erupted was tying up the laces of her purple Vans. Davis was 15 years old, living at home with her biological mother, stepfather, two brothers, and stepsister. Six months before, Davis had been in and out of Vista Del Mar Hospital in Ventura for multiple suicide attempts and had completed a 30-day rehabilitation program for substance abuse. The attempts at suicide and abusing alcohol and drugs were a way to escape her home life. “Leading up to being put in foster care, there were a lot of things that were just going on at home, like physically, emotionally, and neglectfully,” Davis said. Just before she started tying her shoes, her younger stepsister walked into their shared room to grab clothes and purposely bumped into her shoulder. In that one swift movement, she felt all of the negativity that her sister had toward her. “I lost it. That one shoulder check and everything came spilling out,” she said. So they pushed each other until Davis pushed her stepsister to the ground, who immediately got up and ran for her father—Davis’ stepdad—crying. Davis knew what was coming. She could be yelled at, hit, or both, so she started lacing up her purple Vans. The next few minutes were filled with rage. Her stepdad came in the room screaming that she “had no control, didn’t own anything, and didn’t have choices.” When Davis didn’t agree, her stepdad began to hit her. “He slapped me across the face and grabbed me by the hair. My hair was in a big messy bun, and he grabbed it and started dragging me,” she said. Her mom eventually joined in, hitting Davis as well. As it continued, Davis finally started trying to hit her parents back. “That was the very first time that I ever hit back. It was the very first time that I started swinging and kicking in every direction that I possibly could,” she said. Her mom called the police, and both of her parents stopped hitting her. Seeing her chance, Davis finished tying her shoes and ran out the door of the family’s Nipomo home. She ran as far as she could, looking down as her purple Vans repeatedly hit the pavement. It didn’t take long for San Luis Obispo County Sheriff’s Office deputies to catch up to her in the small community. The deputy tried to usher Davis into the cop car and take her back home. After being physically abused for most of her life, Davis said going back home was not an option. When the officer tried to handcuff her and put her in his vehicle, Davis punched him in the face. He finally got her in the cop car and drove in the direction of her house. “Part of me was scared because that was the first time I had ever been handcuffed, in a cop car, and I had obviously punched a cop,” she said. “But I was kind of like, ‘I don’t know what’s worse. Him letting me out right now to stay here or him taking me to juvenile hall.’” Davis ended up going to the county Juvenile Services Center for hitting the cop and entered the foster care system in San Luis Obispo County. Her journey through the system, finding permanent housing, and continuing her education was rough. There are a lot of people, programs, and support that get children through the foster system and into permanent homes. The challenge of it all isn’t unique to SLO County and neither is the lack of available foster parents. What is unique to the county, though, is a financial program that helps foster youth pursue post-secondary education. After pushing through the uncertainty of her future, Davis became one of those foster youths who graduated from college through this program.

PHOTOS COURTESY OF AMBER DAVIS

MAN’S BEST FRIEND Amber Davis said that while her CASA mentor was her savior, her dog Capone really helped her through the toughest times in her life.

FURRY FRIEND If Davis could make a numbered list of what she loves, her dogs would be first.

Open arms

Staying with family

In 2017, the Department of Social Services in SLO County had about 379 children in foster care; 122 ranged from infant to 5 years old, 96 were 6 to 12 years old, and 161 were from 13 to 20 years old. Department Assistant Director Tracy Schiro said that when Child Welfare Services is called to check on the well-being of a child, the main goal is to keep the child with his or her family.

“[In] far less than 10 percent of the calls we receive in a month, do we remove children as a result. We have a lot of resources; we have a lot of programs. We want to keep children at home whenever possible and shore things up in the household,” Schiro said. She said the department depends on calls from the community, from neighbors, doctors, teachers, or friends. Based on those calls, the department makes a decision tree, a standard model that all counties follow. The tree helps social workers assess a child’s situation. Schiro said it tells her if the child needs immediate help, needs to be checked on within a certain period of time, or doesn’t need attention at all. “Even on those [calls] we don’t go out on, we often refer to agencies we contract with if they may need parenting help, they might need resources, they might need food in their home, or we figure out how to help,” she said. “We don’t walk away.” If a child cannot be safely left at home—because the parents are under the influence, the child’s basic needs aren’t being met, and/or there is drug paraphernalia within a child’s reach—then the child is removed. In other situations, Schiro said, people might call because a home is dirty or the child is late to school every day. “We deal with safety and risk with children not judgment. Our job is to work with the family to be a better provider for their children and better caretakers,” she said. When Social Services determines that a child’s home is unsafe, and the department has already tried to work with the family but the family isn’t trying to meet the department’s expectations, the child is either placed with other family members or non-relative extended family members. If neither is an option, then the child is put in a group home or in the care of foster parents. The age of a child can determine how difficult it is to find them a permanent or even a temporary living solution. Schiro said she has no problem finding homes for children who are 3 years old and younger. “The older a child gets, the tougher it is. Teenagers, they don’t have a good rap and yet I think they’re delightful,” she said. “I tell people they’ll fix your remote controls, they’ll fix anything on your iPhone, you can have conversations with them. They want to make a difference, and they want to be somebody.” She said she recognizes how difficult it is for people to open their heart and home to a child in need. But these children often come with a stigma that they’re problematic. “The kids that go into our system, they didn’t do anything wrong, their parents did,” Schiro said. Of the 379 kids in the system, Schiro said only a handful are really struggling to get through each day. Davis was one of those struggling teenagers. After being taken away from her family, she stayed in juvenile hall for three weeks. During that time, she had food, she played sports, and she was going to school—Davis said she knew she was safe. Shortly after her stint in juvie, she was put into a shelter home and later placed with foster parents. Davis lived with her foster parents for about eight months before she ended up back at the shelter. Living in a new environment with new rules and expectations was a rough transition for her. Davis said she repeated a lot of the same behaviors from when she lived with her biological mom and stepdad, running away and using drugs. Davis was still dealing with a lot of the leftover emotions and trauma from her former home. “For 15 years I had pushed everything down,” Davis said. “Now, it was the first time that I was away from my family, and now, it was spewing out the surface in every way that it could come out, and I didn’t know how to control it.”

GETTING AHEAD It took a community of services, programs, people, and a new family to get Davis through college.

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According to the SLO County Department of Social Services, about 7.7 percent of youths removed from their homes are placed in a foster home, 7.7 percent are placed with a relative, 7.9 percent are put in a group home, 8.5 percent are in the supervised independent living program, 13.1 are percent in a foster family agency certified home, and 50 percent are placed with a resource family home—a non-relative extended family member who is close to the child and family who can offer a temporary or permanent placement to keep a child safe. The number of available foster parents is low compared to the number of children in Child Welfare Services. That lack of foster parents is a problem in many counties. Gustavo Prado, the department business specialist for the Santa Barbara County Department of Social Services, said that at any given time, the county has an average of 390 children in its foster care caseload. Currently there

are 346 youths in the system. Prado said there is an ongoing shortage of foster homes or resource homes in Santa Barbara County. “The difficulty arises because children are entering the foster care system on an ongoing or continuous basis, so that we are always in need of new, ready homes to meet the needs of children,” he said. A huge factor causing a shortage of foster parents, Prado said, is the cost of housing—some families already need to work two jobs to make ends meet. “Another significant factor we routinely hear is that our community is not aware of the needs of children in foster care and how to go about becoming a resource family home,” he said. But overall, Prado said there has been a decrease in the number of youths in the foster system. “I believe the decrease is due to our efforts to stabilize children with their birth family, the goal being to minimize trauma for the child,” he said. Schiro from SLO County Social Services said she believes the community doesn’t understand the need for foster care. “I don’t think they recognize that I have 350 children or more in foster care in any given time and at least 100 of those don’t have a permanent solution,” Schiro said. She said there is a myth that these issues happen in low-income and homeless families, but it’s “our neighbors, it’s our families.” “Child abuse and neglect, it crosses all socioeconomic boundaries. It affects everyone,” Schiro said. “I don’t know if the community knows that.” Davis was removed from her foster parents because of her high-risk behavior. She was told that there were no other available foster homes where she could be placed. She was stuck. Her options were going to an out-of-state group home or reuniting with her parents, which is Social Services’ main goal. But her parents needed to take classes in things like parenting, anger management, and domestic violence and needed to see a therapist. She said her biological mom and stepdad didn’t complete the necessary steps to get her back. Davis remembers a meeting she had with her mom and stepdad, her social worker, therapist, and a few others to explore the option of returning home. “They said ‘no,’” she said with a long pause. “They did not want me back. I was the state or the county’s problem.” At the time, Davis connected with a Court Appointed Special Advocate (CASA) Joan Capponcelli. A CASA is a volunteer who advocates for the best interest of abused and neglected children within the San Luis Obispo County court system. Davis was Capponcelli’s fist CASA case. “She took me to eat Chinese and brought her puppies for me to snuggle,” Davis said. She knew everything that Davis had been through and what the next possible placement was for the 15-year-old. “Poor Joan; she’s so sweet. I told Joan straight up, ‘If they send me there, no one will ever see me again,” Davis said. But behind closed doors, Capponcelli was the person who was going to take a chance on Davis. Without Davis’ knowledge, Capponcelli was working on how to adopt her.

Education success

NEW LIFE Davis (center) got a second chance at having a successful life because Joan Capponcelli (left) took a chance on her.

LIVING LIFE These days, Davis works full time for Family Care Network, studies for her master’s degree at USC, and loves her husband, Cody Gambel, and their dogs.

Relief and hurdles

Davis’ social worker picked her up from the shelter to transport her out of state. With all her clothes in trash bags, Davis hopped in the car not knowing what her next move was. The social worker then drove up to this gated community. “It was actually, like, in that moment, very picture perfect, because this home had a really long driveway and it was a really nice home,” she said. “What the heck are we doing here?” Davis asked. Her social worker responded that she wanted Davis to meet someone. With reluctance, she got out of the car and walked up to the front door. “The door opens and this big German shepherdrottweiler named Capone came running right at me, and I start instantly crying,” Davis said. It was Capponcelli’s dog. Capponcelli and her husband, Pete, came out to greet their new daughter and welcome her into their family of two daughters and four dogs. “Today when I refer to my mom, I’m talking about Joan, and when I refer to my dad, I’m talking about Pete,” she said. She’s not going to sugarcoat it—while settling in with her new family Davis still had trouble following the rules and using drugs. But it was something she worked to get over because she realized pretty quickly that she had parents who cared. The next hurdle was making up for all the schooling that she had missed and figuring out how to get herself through college.

FAMILY MATTERS There is a lot more love in Davis’ life, but her No. 1 love is her pit bull Diesel.

Nationally, about 85 percent of foster youths communicate a desire to go on to post-secondary education. Out of that 85 percent, around 10 to 15 percent actually start their post-secondary education— at a university, junior college, or vocational program. From those who actually start, around 5 to 8 percent of those youths finish their education and earn a degree. Marie Hughes, education services manager for the Family Care Network, said all of these numbers translate to foster youth being the least likely group of people to persist through higher education. The agency serves San Luis Obispo and Santa Barbara counties through multiple programs designed to strengthen and preserve families and individuals impacted by trauma. Family Care Network facilitates the Transitional Age Youth Financial Assistance Program (TAY-FAP), geared toward helping foster youth pursue post-secondary education. It provides financial assistance to any foster or former foster youth who participates or is eligible to participate in the Independent Living Program. The program is the only one of its kind in SLO County and is currently not offered anywhere else. Hughes said that the program started in 2010 after a discussion about how foster youth could afford to go to college. It’s a collaboration between SLO County Social Services and the Family Care Network. The program looks at how each individual foster youth can contribute to their college or university expenses, targeting the gaps and trying to fill them. “With that being said, this isn’t a full free ride and we’re not just throwing money out there; these students are working very hard,” she said. Since the program’s inception, 230 local foster youths have participated. Of those, 75 percent are employed while attending classes full time or part time. “I think that speaks highly of their determination and their self-contribution,” Hughes said. To be eligible for TAY-FAP, a foster youth needs to be eligible for the Independent Living Program and a court dependent in this county. If a court declares that a child is a court dependent, the judge then decides whether a child should remain with their parent or remove parental rights—if placement with a relative is not possible, this child is usually placed in a foster home. The Independent Living Program is designed to provide resources and support foster youth and probation youth between the ages of 14 and 21. It’s a voluntary program that offers current and former foster and probation youth access to services through local organizations and agencies to support a successful transition into adulthood. As of 2017, 38 degrees had been earned by youth in the program. Those include bachelor’s degrees, associate degrees, and vocational certificates. Two of the 38 belong to Davis. Before finding a home with the Capponcellis, Davis wasn’t really thinking about her future. “I never thought about college, growing up, or anything like that. It wasn’t about college. It was about the day to day,” Davis said. “I just assumed my life would turn out the way my biological mom’s did.” Capponcelli was the one who really asked Davis about her goals, aspirations, and what she wanted to do with her life. These conversations really opened Davis up to the idea that she was capable of attending college, and with the help of TAY-FAP, she pursued it. In 2015 she received her associate degree from Cuesta College in sociology. Davis attended Sacramento State University and had the full college experience by living in the dorms, earning her bachelor’s degree in sociology. At 24 years old, she currently works for Family Care Network and is taking online classes at the University of Southern California to pursue her master’s degree in social work. After getting her master’s, Davis hopes to continue to work for Family Care Network as a social worker and a therapist, in order to give back to a community that gave so much to her. She wants to stay local and work with SLO County, because she’s experienced the foster system and sees a lot that can be improved for the next generation of foster youth. “This is where I went through the worst times of my entire life, but also the very best. This is where I met incredible people, incredible programs, and this is where my future was built,” she said as her eyes welled up. “This is where I am meant to stay because there are kids just like me living in this exact county going through the exact same thing I went through, and they need me.” ∆ Staff Writer Karen Garcia can be reached at kgarcia@ newtimesslo.com.

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BY CAMILLIA LANHAM

Outdoor accessibility

he Pismo Preserve was full of hikers on March 25—even if it was for one day only—thanks to a little help from LeftLane Sports, a local online retailer of discounted outdoor gear and adventure travel packages. The local company sponsored the Discovery Day and also raised $4,000 for the Land Conservancy of San Luis Obispo County (which owns the preserve) through a recent film screening of The Reel Rock 12. The Land Conservancy generally limits access to the preserve to docent-led hikes, bike rides, runs, and horse rides due to the $4.8 million cost of constructing facilities, such as parking, restrooms, and an ADA-accessible trail. But that day, a Ride-On bus shuttled eager outdoor enthusiasts to the trailhead between 8 a.m. to 6 p.m., allowing the general public to check out the trails on their own. LeftLane Sports co-founder and Chief Operating Officer Erik Fialho said Discovery Day was fantastic, with several hundred people visiting the open space overlooking Pismo Beach and some brisk sunny weather that followed a week of rain. “Everyone was very excited to experience the trails. For many of the visitors, this was their first time up at the Pismo Preserve,” Fialho said. Because the film screening was so successful, LeftLane is planning on hosting a screening once a quarter this year and donating the proceeds to area nonprofits.

The next event is slated for Friday, June 8, at the Fremont Theater. Proceeds from ticket sales will go to the Central Coast Concerned Mountain Bikers, “to help build sustainable hiking and cycling trails throughout SLO County.” “Local nonprofits are incredibly important to the fabric of our community. The Land Conservancy, for example is responsible for protecting and preserving much of the open space the residents of the county have come to love,” Fialho said. “Our recent donation to the Land Conservancy comes from our passion to make the outdoors more accessible. Our mission is to inspire and enable you to live a healthy, adventurous, and more sustainable life. So for us, it all starts right here at home.” Fiahlo’s company was was founded in 2009 in San Luis Obispo by three friends who loved the outdoors. By making outdoor gear and experiences more affordable, Fiahlo said they can make it easier for people to live healthier lives and inspire others to help protect the wild places they enjoy so much. In the last decade, LeftLane has grown into family of brands, including The Clymb, Seshday, ACTIVE GearUp, and PlanetGear, that serves 14 million customers and offers adventure travel on all seven continents. “We believe that our success is based on the fact that we know that the products, trips, and services that we offer are not just things people buy. It’s who they are,” Fiahlo

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GIVING FOR OPEN SPACE San Luis Obispo based online retailer LeftLane Sports sponsored a Discovery Day on March 25 for the general public to check out the Pismo Preserve and donated $4,000 to The Land Conservancy of San Luis Obispo County.

said. “And we are building an ecosystem to enhance the quality of their lives and support them doing what they love.” To learn more, visit leftlanesports.com.

Fast fact

• The Cayucos Land Conservancy recently joined a network of 398 accredited land trusts across the nation that have proven their professional excellence and ability to maintain the public’s trust in their work. The Land Trust Alliance accredited the local conservancy, which was founded in 1999, due to “sound finances, ethical conduct, responsible governance, and lasting stewardship,” according to a press release. More info is available at cayucoslandconservancy.org. • New wellness plans could take the financial stress out of giving pets quality care. The Pismo Beach Veterinary Clinic is now offering plans for pet

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BY AUDREY MCCLISH

Why ‘America First’ is for losers How accepting immigrants builds a wall against hate

merica has long been a global leader economically, politically, and ideologically. Its greatness is bound to the founding ideals of acceptance, freedom, equality, and justice. The rhetoric and election of Donald Trump has signaled a significant ideological change in how America approaches issues at home and abroad. The Trump administration’s “America First” policy highlights the growing nationalist sentiment in the United States and promises that going forward, policies and funding will prioritize the immediate needs of America. However, the ideology and policies go against the fundamental pillars of acceptance, freedom, equality, and justice that truly define American prosperity. The current administration and its supporters ultimately blame immigrants for much of the economic, political, and social problems that plague America. Our president has promised to build a wall on the southern border to stem the tide of immigration from Mexico. He has plans to defund the refugee program. Through immigration bans, he has singled out Muslim immigrants in order to protect Americans from terrorism. I am beginning to see the consequences of America First. Growing up, my classmates and I proclaimed our nation to be “indivisible with liberty and justice for all.” I have always taken pride in knowing that I live in a nation that values these ideals. Yet, I can’t say these words with sincerity when my president speaks about banning Muslim immigration and defunding programs that aid refugees. I do not see “liberty and justice

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for all” in plans to build a wall to keep out Mexicans, Central Americans, and others seeking freedom and a better life. I do not feel pride when reading about plans to limit legal immigration, thus tearing families apart. If we truly believed in freedom, equality, and justice for all, then we would create thoughtful immigration policies that do not target the most vulnerable of humankind. It has become evident to me that “America First” degrades American values and weakens the nation. Trump justifies his immigration policies by saying that they will keep out dangers from abroad. The problem is that these proposed “dangers” are people, and by placing blame on groups, countries, and entire races, we forget that they are people. In this way, “America First” promotes nationalist fervor and xenophobia, which in turn justifies hate and violence. Tara Raghuveer is an Indian immigrant who now serves as the deputy director at the National Partnership for New Americans. In a Time magazine article she describes the murder of Srinivas Kuchibhotla, who was mistakenly identified as Middle Eastern and shot by a white man. The murder of Kuchibhotla is one hate crime among many in the name of nationalism and xenophobia. “These ‘America First’ policies do not condemn hate, they authorize it,” Raghuveer told Time. Our nation has been here before. We will undoubtedly look back at this time with the same shame that we feel about the way we treated Native Americans, Irish, Jewish, and Japanese people in the name of nationalism. Dr. Seuss illustrated

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this point well in a comic published in the early 1940s in the newspaper PM. A mother wears a shirt that states “America First” and reads a book titled Adolf the Wolf to her two terrified children. The caption reads, “ ... and the Wolf chewed up the children and spit out their bones ... But those were Foreign Children and it really didn’t matter.” The comic illustrates that “America First” was used to justify anti-semitism in America during WWII. This historical context reveals its consequences—promoting xenophobia while degrading the values that Americans so proudly proclaim to have. “America First” puts the short-term needs of the power hungry before the lasting needs of future Americans, and humankind. Pushing away immigrants and crafting discriminatory policies may make America seemingly more powerful, but, in reality, it is, and will continue to become, a fractured nation brimming with hostility and hatred. I see the effects of “America First” in my own community. I see them in community protests. I see classmates recoil at students wearing “Make America Great Again” hats. I see fear in the eyes of my peers at the word “deportation.” Limiting immigration means that I will be going to college with a less diverse and more fearful student population. Maria Larios-Horton has witnessed this firsthand as a former undocumented youth and a current administrator for the Santa Barbara Unified School District working with English learner and migrant students and parents. She told me that current immigration policies have created

paralyzing fear among immigrant youth. “The administration is targeting this group of people—who already have to deal with the struggles of adolescence, being a person of color, and the complexities of family and economic status,” she said. America is not benefiting from the resiliency, determination, and potential of this group, Larios-Horton said, because of the fear and trauma they experience due to these policies. She said that her path to citizenship was long, painful, and expensive. Although she benefited from former President Ronald Reagan’s amnesty program, she fears there is now “no hope of a pathway” for this generation of immigrants. Establishing a very clear pathway to citizenship as the highest-priority step toward mending this issue, Larios-Horton said. In her work, she witnesses both segregation and integration within student populations. She said that she’s observed that segregation results in lack of diversity—race, ethnicity, and background—which “leads to misunderstanding and bias against others.” It is my view that the political and social problems immigrants are accused of bringing to America are actually issues created by reactionary politicians and Americans who shelter themselves from diversity and therefore lack understanding and compassion for immigrants. For example, states with the most immigrants per capita, like California and New York, are states with a great diversity of perspectives. They tend to be the most accepting of immigrants because of the increased understanding, compassion, and wisdom that results from living in a diverse environment. On the other hand, states with the smallest immigrant populations COMMENTARY continued page 15

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like North Dakota and Iowa are notably most anti-immigration due to a lack of understanding that comes from living isolated from the perspectives of others. I am tired of the hypocrisy of “America First” policies. I feel the effects in my student community, and I know that my education would not be as rich or “American” without my foreign-born peers. “The New Colossus” by Emma Lazarus is inscribed on the Statue of Liberty overlooking the Atlantic: “Give me your tired, your poor/Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free … .” These are words that have welcomed immigrants for more than a century. Making more compassionate policies, including a clear pathway to citizenship, will benefit the United States by allowing that diversity of perspective to continue to empower our nation and world. I realize that immigration is a complicated issue, and that a certain amount of control and regulation is necessary. The American economist Adam Ozimek said that opening our borders would create massive change in the factors that determine a nation’s wealth: “physical capital, human capital, technology, social capital, and institutions.” While it is not feasible to completely open our borders, we cannot resort to building walls. According to Ozimek, “We can easily absorb significantly more immigrants than we do right now.” Research published by the National Bureau of Economic Research finds that “legalization of unauthorized workers would increase their contribution to 3.6 percent of private-sector GDP.” Not only would a rational and dependable pathway provide clarity and hope for immigrants to become citizens, but it would also strengthen the nation economically. Whenever the basic tenets of human kindness are second or last, youth are invariably hurt the most. Hurt now, because we see those who could be our friends as the other. We learn how to discriminate, how to look away from those in need, how to characterize ourselves solely by race and borders. We will be hurt later when our nationalist policies lead to domestic and global conflict, and we will not know how to pick up the pieces because we will be so divided and unequal. Supporting immigrants is our duty as humans and as Americans. Empowering immigrants will empower our nation. Accepting immigrants builds a wall against hate. ∆ Ashley McClish is a junior at Morro Bay High School. Send comments through the editor at clanham@newtimesslo.com or write something for publication and email it to letters@newtimesslo.com.

Cunningham: Talk to us about bail reform

Assemblyman Jordan Cunningham (R-San Luis Obispo) has been silent on bail reform. As a member of Bend the Arc SLO, a Jewish social justice organization, we are advocating for reform of the cash bail system that keeps the poor, working class, mentally ill, and racial and ethnic minorities in jail simply because they can’t afford bail. Did you know that the 10 percent of bail paid to a bail bondsman is nonrefundable—even if you appear in court? That means an average of $5,000 in out-of-pocket expenses for a crime you may not have committed. In fact,

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60 percent of California’s jail population is merely awaiting trial. We have tried on numerous occasions to meet with Assemblyman Cunningham. Meetings scheduled months in advance have been canceled. He turned down our request to be on a panel at Congregation Beth David. He’s taken money from bail agents, and he spoke at the California Bail Agents Association in January. We’ve requested his remarks to the bail agents but have been met with silence. Legislation will be coming before the California Legislature to reform the current system. Doesn’t Assemblyman Cunningham have a responsibility to be transparent with his constituents? Elie Axelroth San Luis Obispo

Don’t take away homeowner protections

There is a constant attack on Proposition 13 and homeowners. The most recent attack is Senate Constitutional Amendment 6 (SCA 6), which would change the state Constitution to make it easy to impose new parcel taxes on homeowners by removing Proposition 13’s two-third vote requirement! SCA 6 will make it far too easy to impose new local parcel taxes, which are regressive. Without the two-thirds vote protection, twice as many parcel taxes could pass with billions in new taxes paid only by homeowners. It is an antihomeowner amendment ready to move in the state Senate. It has already been reviewed by several Senate committees and can now head to the Senate floor for a quick vote any day now. The odds are against homeowners, given the Senate has a pro-tax super-majority. Losing this two-thirds vote protection could cost you, a homeowner, thousands every year. Know Proposition 13’s 1 percent cap does not apply to parcel taxes. Once again too many politicians think they have a green light to raise taxes and blow more loopholes in Proposition 13. Contact our senator, Bill Monning (D-Carmel), and say, enough! S. C. Tannler Morro Bay

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This country has degraded into a form of mob rule that is taking over our county. From the Mike Cummins and Greg Clayton-endorsed protests that led to death threats against county employees and their families to the ridiculous adult-led student walkouts endorsed by school superintendents from Lucia Mar to Templeton … things have gotten stupid. Cummins and his followers don’t care what the facts are and continue to slander District Attorney Dan Dow. The students are being manipulated by adults who are using them to push a socialist, anti-gun agenda that is full of hyperbole and hysteria and completely devoid of any factual basis. The Progressive movement has their people in place with Cummins and Clayton, and liberal anti-gun administrators are in charge of education in the county. I sure hope the voters realize what is happening and vote against socialism and for the truth in June and in school board elections in November. Jody Langford Templeton

Reason versus doomsday

There was one commentary and one opinion piece on gun control in the March 29 issue of New Times. The commentary by Pat Veesart (“A modest proposal”) gave a detailed and well-reasoned account about how our country could go about significantly reducing the amount of gun violence, within the bounds of the Second Amendment. The opinion piece by Al Fonzi (“Take a step back and think”) gave us lots of facts but left us in despair about ever doing anything about gun violence. Fonzi’s conclusion seemed to be, “The bad guys will always find a way to get guns, so there is no point in doing anything that would curtail the rest of us from purchasing even the most destructive weaponry.” That is like saying, “The bad guys will always find a way to steal and drive cars without a driver’s license, so there is no point in requiring the rest of us to register our cars and pass a competency exam to get a license.” If asked whether he would rather do nothing about the status quo or adopt the kind of program proposed by Veesart to significantly reduce gun violence, I know exactly what Fonzi would choose. Laurence Houlgate San Luis Obispo

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t rolls trippingly off the tongue: An Initiative To Amend The County General Plan And County Code To Prohibit Petroleum Extraction And Well Stimulation Treatments, Including Hydraulic Fracturing And Acid Well Stimulation, On All Lands Within The Unincorporated Area Of The County. That’s the ballot measure that will ban fracking and halt oil industry expansion plans in SLO County. Petitions are now circulating to ensure that oil well fracking does not happen here. A quick refresher: “Fracking” refers to the process of extracting natural gas and/or oil from rock formations using fluids, gases, and chemicals at high pressure, hydraulically fracturing the rock. Fracking operations have negative impacts on air and water quality and frequently necessitate drawdowns on surface water and groundwater. Fracking and its waste disposal can cause seismic events. It has devastated thousands of neighborhoods and thousands of square miles of land across the country. The measure also allows that “petroleum extraction land uses lawfully existing on the effective dates of the applicable amendments may continue … but such uses may not be enlarged, increased, or extended,” effectively canceling the

oil industry’s current plans for a vast expansion of operations in our county. That’s huge—so huge, it can actually have an effect on global, not just local, greenhouse gas emissions because California crude oil is at least 15 percent more carbon intensive than average crude oil blends elsewhere. This fact recently moved the Stockholm Environmental Institute to issue a briefing paper titled “How limiting oil production could help California meet its climate goals.” All climate-aware persons know the importance of “keeping it in the ground.” Keeping this oil in the ground is at least 15 percent more important than keeping it in the ground almost anywhere else in the world. Guess who’s going to object to this? And can we possibly win against Big Oil? Yes we can. In November 2016, a similar initiative was on the ballot in Monterey

percent of the vote. Two years earlier, a San Benito County initiative sailed to victory. Likewise, in Mendocino County. Great, you say! I’ll just sit back and wait for Election Day or the arrival of my ballot in my mail box, and fill in that circle or punch that card. Done deal, right? Nope. The initiative has to get on the ballot first. Unless we get a measure on the ballot that “just says no,” prepare for yet another fight down the road to halt yet another huge proposed oil project (Phillips 66 oil train terminal, 2013-2017; Huasna Valley oil drilling project, 2008-2012) that would take the nature and character of SLO County a giant step away from an economy based on tourism and agriculture and a giant step toward becoming an oil producing region as the San Joaquin Valley oil fields are depleted. And the ultimate fate of the project—and the one after that, and the one after that—would rest in the hands of whoever, on any given Tuesday, happens to be sitting on the dais at the SLO County Board of Supervisors for all the years to come. Fun fact: In 2016, California’s

Keeping this oil in the ground is at least 15 percent more important than keeping it in the ground almost anywhere else in the world. County. In opposition, Big Oil outspent the grassroots campaign backing the initiative by 18 to 1. The initiative won with 56

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decades. This is not a drill. Protect SLO County’s biggest need right now is to hit the target of 13,000 signatures by the end of the month. If you want to help out with that, go to protectslocounty.org and click “volunteer,” or call (805) 459-6698 to learn more about the coalition effort, upcoming events, and how to volunteer. ∆ Andrew Christie is director of the Santa Lucia Chapter of the Sierra Club. Send comments through the editor at clanham@newtimesslo.com or get your thoughts published by emailing a letter to letters@newtimesslo.com.

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Mammon A h capitalism—gotta love it, right? Survival of the fittest, competition, may the best business win! Conservatives worship the almighty capitalism … except when it comes to the recreational marijuana industry, which is why I’m relishing the one-upsmanship between Grover Beach and San Luis Obispo. Grover Beach inked an ordinance to allow brick-and-mortar medicinal marijuana shops, but even before the first dispensary could open its doors, the city discussed allowing recreational dispensaries, too, all because SLO Town officials are proposing allowing recreational storefronts. Competition for the win! Conservatives are naturally losing their shit over the prospect of pot shops popping up. The chair and vice chair of the SLO Planning Commission both voted “no”—but lost—on the proposal of recreational brick-and-mortar stores, painting doom-and-gloom scenarios about how it will damage the community and change the face of tourism. These two rubes fear that potheads near and far will come flocking into SLO because, you know, other cities aren’t going to have recreational dispensaries of their own. News flash, Commission Chairman Chuck Stevenson and Vice

Chairman John Fowler, places like La La Land and ’Frisco aren’t run by officials with sticks jammed so far up their asses they refuse to follow the will of the voters, who decided recreational marijuana for adults was, like, totally cool, bros! If Grover and SLO ultimately allow recreational storefronts, maybe they’ll be joined by Morro Bay, which has already approved medicinal storefronts and will soon begin accepting applications. Sorry, conservatives, but you don’t get to choose what capitalism applies to. Let’s face it: Money talks … in capitalism and politics, too. We’ve never met, but I hear SLO County Sheriff Ian Parkinson is a great guy, and on a personal level, I don’t doubt it. Maybe that explains why people are funneling hot cash injections into his reelection campaign, even though a videotape chronicling the death of SLO County Jail inmate Andrew Holland disproved Parkinson’s original narrative of the events leading to the mentally ill inmate’s death. Greg Clayton, a former SLOPD officer, is challenging Parkinson as he seeks a third term. Meanwhile, lots of people—from the SLO Democratic Party to myriad random protesters and activists—are calling for Parkinson to step down. Seems reasonable considering how many inmates have died under Parkinson’s tenure (more than a dozen!) and in the face of the blatant torture and neglect Holland suffered, not to mention

Parkinson’s subsequent lies, and the ongoing FBI investigation into civil rights abuses at the jail under his supervision. Frankly, if I were Parkinson, I’d be too ashamed to seek a third term, but I guess if a bunch of people (who apparently don’t care if your department tortures and kills) keep giving you money to run again, you run again. Personally, I’d also be ashamed to donate to a sheriff who behaved as Parkinson did, though apparently, 35th District Assemblyman Jordan Cunningham isn’t; he gave Parkinson a cool $1,000. Paso Robles-based Borjon Auto Center, owned by Mark Borjon, gave Parkinson nearly $2,000. Meanwhile, Joe DiFronzo, owner of Giuseppe’s Cucina Rustica restaurants in SLO and Pismo Beach, coughed up more than $3,000 for Parkinson. The Cal Poly Queer Student Union called for a boycott of Giuseppe’s, which is an amazing act of bravery considering how freaking good Giuseppe’s food is! Of course, some will dismiss the Queer Student Union’s call to arms as kid stuff, just like the activist survivors of the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School shooting have been called pawns of anti-gun zealots, but adults, BEWARE! The kids are coming for you and will no longer stand aside and ignore your inaction. Take Paso Robles, for instance. After the Paso Robles City Council refused to enact a polystyrene ban, members of the City of Paso Robles Youth Commission and the Paso Robles High School Wilderness Club showed up at the March 20 council meeting. After an effective presentation laying out the case for banning

polystyrene, the council agreed to further discussion and possible action regarding a ban. SLO, Arroyo Grande, Pismo Beach, Grover Beach, and Morro Bay already ban that foamy environmental nightmare. These kids are learning the valuable lesson of activism and non-violent protest, and despite some right-wing pundits’ arguments that these young people are puppets of adults, the truth is they’re armed with their own ideas backed by research and facts. Take for instance this week’s commentary by Morro Bay High School student Audrey McClish. Titled “Why ‘America First’ is for Losers,” the piece civilly, thoughtfully, and effectively dismantles President Trump’s nationalist, xenophobic, anti-immigrant agenda. It even included in-text citations (and a handy works cited page for the editor, making fact-checking a breeze, which is like totally cool, man!). If adults think they’re going to scold, shame, or cajole this generation into compliance, they’re sorely mistaken (and need to cite their facts … hint, hint, angry opinion writers of SLO County). “I am tired of the hypocrisy of ‘America First’ policies,” McClish wrote. “Whenever the basic tenets of human kindness are second, or last, youth are invariably hurt the most. We learn how to discriminate, how to look the other way from those in need, how to characterize ourselves solely by race and borders.” Even a high school junior knows that’s un-American. ∆ The Shredder, like Ralph Waldo Emerson, thinks money costs too much. Send ideas and comments to shredder@newtimesslo.com.

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The Art After Dark reception for Carnevale di Venezia takes place on April 6 from 6 to 8 p.m. at the Photo Shop in SLO. The exhibit showcases photography by Cheryl Strahl and Peggy Jansson and remains on display through April 14. Call (805) 543-4025 or visit photoshopslo.com to find out more. —Caleb Wiseblood

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NIPOMO COMMUNITY PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH RUMMAGE SALE Featuring collectibles, electronics, tools, household goods, toys, clothing, furniture, and more. April 13, 8 a.m.-3 p.m. and April 14, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-473-8059. Nipomo Community Presbyterian Church, 1235 N Thompson Rd., Arroyo Grande, nipomopresbyterian.org.

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features live music, food trucks, local vendors, a look-alike contest, and more. Proceeds benefit the Woods Humane Society. Leashed, wellbehaved dogs are welcome. April 8, 1-5 p.m. Free. pismopawpfest.com. Dinosaur Caves Park, 2701 Price St, Pismo Beach. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S

CELEBRATING THOSE WHO SPEAK OUT

Sponsored by the North County Rape Crisis and Child Protection Center. Vigil March starts at 6:45 p.m. April 10, 6 p.m. 805-736-8535. South Valley Community Church, 1054 E. Clark Ave., Orcutt.

GO GREASED LIGHTNING: MOTHER AND SON DANCE Festivities include a live DJ, light

refreshments, a photo-op area, and more. April 7, 6-8 p.m. $30 per couple; $10 for each additional son. 805-925-0951. santamariaatplay.org. Santa Maria Veterans Memorial Center, 313 W. Tunnell St., Santa Maria.

THE LATINO LEGACY AWARDS Honorees will be awarded in various categories including athletics, business, education, health care, public safety, and more. An all you can eat brunch starts at 11 a.m. April 15, 12-2 p.m. $75 for brunch. futureleadersnow.org. Radisson Hotel, 3455 Airpark Dr., Santa Maria. SMVDM FAMILY KITE FESTIVAL Enjoy food,

vendors, and live music by Birdie at Rotary Centennial Park. This event is presented by the Santa Maria Valley Discovery Museum and the Santa Maria Public Airport. April 15, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-928-8414. smvdiscoverymuseum.org. Rotary Centennial Park, 2625 South College Drive, Santa Maria. S A N TA Y N E Z VA L L E Y

THIRD ANNUAL PINWHEEL PLANTING FOR CHILD ABUSE AWARENESS Each pinwheel

represents 1 in 5 cases of suspected

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child abuse investigated by CWS. April 6, 8:30 a.m. 805-736-8535. Veterans’ Memorial Building, 1745 Mission Dr., Solvang, cityofsolvang.com/Activities.

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CHICKEN BINGO A fundraising event to benefit Cal N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y

ST. LUKE’S EPISCOPAL CHURCH PLANT AND BAKE SALE Choose from native, drought and deer

tolerant plants, fruit trees, succulents, and more. Baked goods will also be available. April 6, 10 a.m.6 p.m. and April 7, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. 805-4660379. St. Luke’s Episcopal Church, 5318 Palma Avenue, Atascadero.

WALK A MILE IN HER SHOES: PASO ROBLES

An international march to end sexual assault and gender-based violence. Features family-friendly activities, live music, and more. April 7, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. $25 general; $15 students; $10 children. 805226-5400. walkamileslo.org. Downtown City Park, 11th and Spring St., Paso Robles. SAN LUIS OBISPO

10TH ANNUAL WINE 4 PAWS WEEKEND

Participating businesses include more than 80 local wineries, breweries, and olive oil producers. A portion of their proceeds will be donated to Woods Humane Society. April 7 and April 8 Free. wine4paws.com. Participating wineries, Countywide, SLO County.

ART ON THE SPECTRUM GALA AND SENSORY EXPERIENCE Enjoy an elegant evening celebrating

originality through the arts. Hosted by the Central Coast Autism Center which aims to showcase the artistic talents of students on the Autism Spectrum. April 14, 5-8 p.m. $65; $100 per couple. 805-5404432. sloautism.org. King David’s Masonic Lodge, 859 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo.

BINGO BONANZA 2018 Presented by the

Women’s Alliance of SLO. This afternoon includes lunch and 10 games of Bingo. Enjoy a silent auction,

New Times and the Sun now share their community listings for a complete Central Coast calendar running from SLO County through northern Santa Barbara County. Submit events online by logging in with your Google, Facebook, or Twitter account at newtimesslo.com. You may also email calendar@ newtimesslo.com. Deadline is one week before the issue date on Thursdays. Submissions are subject to editing and approval. Contact Calendar Editor Caleb Wiseblood directly at cwiseblood@newtimesslo.com.

raffles, and a money hat throughout the event. Proceeds benefit Hospice SLO County. April 7, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. $45 ($22 tax deductible). 805-5442266. hospiceslo.org/events. Veteran’s Memorial Building, 801 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

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Poly’s Engineers Without Borders. Buy a number on the grid and win a prize if the chicken poops on your number. April 15, 4-6 p.m. 805-868-7133. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo, 7SistersBrewing.com.

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Proceeds benefit the Point San Luis Lighthouse Keepers in support of the Point San Luis Light Station. This event includes Central Coast wines, gourmet hors d’oeuvres, live music, and a silent auction. April 13, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $50. 1-805-5405771. PointSanLuisLighthouse.org. South County Regional Center, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande.

CENTRAL COAST ROCKFEST 2018 An afternoon of live music, including local bands Unfinished Business and Louie Ortega & Friends. April 15, 1-5 p.m. $25. 805-235-9488. ccrockfest.com/. Arroyo Grande High School, 495 Valley Rd., Arroyo Grande.

LITTLE SQUIRTS OLYMPICS AND OPEN HOUSE This event highlights the life saving skills

that the 3 months to 3-year-old swimmers work on at the school. After the event, stay and enjoy open swimming, a raffle, and barbecue. All proceeds go toward scholarships. April 15, 1-3 p.m. Free. 805481-6399. 5 Cities Swim School, 425 Traffic Way, Arroyo Grande, 5citiesswimschool.com.

WALK A MILE IN HER SHOES: ARROYO GRANDE An international march to end sexual

assault and gender-based violence. Features familyfriendly activities, live music, and more. April 14, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. $25 general; $15 students; $10 kids. 805-226-5400. walkamileslo.org. Heritage Square Park, 201 Nelson St., Arroyo Grande.

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INTERMEDIATE EAST COAST SWING AND BEGINNING FOXTROT Taught by Shari Fortino. Tuesdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. through May 8 $75 for singles; $135 per couple. 805-225-1728. debonairedancers.com. FitnessWorks, 500 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay.

INTRO TO NIGHTCLUB TWO STEP AND CHA CHA Taught by Shari Fortino. Tuesdays, 7:30-8:30 p.m. through May 8 $75 per person; $135 per couple. 805-225-1726. debonairedancers.com. FitnessWorks, 500 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay.

KIDS HIP HOP A class that focuses on basic

rhythm comprehension and beginner Hip Hop moves: rocks; bounces; and grooves. With Shannon O’Sullivan Wednesdays, 3:30-4:15 p.m. through Jan. 2 $15. 805-215-4565. omniyogastudio.com. Omni Yoga Studio, 2190 9th St., Los Osos.

PAINT PARTY No artistic experience necessary. All materials and supplies provided. Outside food and drinks welcome. Saturdays, 7-9:30 p.m. $40. 805-772-9095. foreverstoked.com/ paintparty.html. Forever Stoked, 1164 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay.

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and unwind with adult coloring books. Fridays, 10 a.m.-noon Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. N o r t h S Lo C o u N t y

BEACH RESIN ART Create beach inspired

artwork with seashells, colored glass, sand, and other ocean-related baubles. April 11, 6-8 p.m. $65. 805-237-3988. creativemetime.com. Centennial Park, 600 Nickerson Dr., Paso Robles.

BEGINNING DRAWING CLASS With Marie

Ramey. Admission includes all supplies. Learn value, gesture, still life, contour, and more. Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, 12-2 p.m. through April 20 $120. 805-466-3684. ärt/, 5806 Traffic Way, Atascadero.

COUNTRY 2 STEP DANCE LESSONS Taught

by Laura Slania. Features lessons for both intermediate learners and beginners. Sundays, 5-8 p.m. through April 29 $5. 805-491-1059. facebook. com/groups/crestonswingdance/. Atascadero Agricultural Hall, 5035 Palma Ave., Atascadero.

INSECT INSPIRATION: KIDS ART CLASS

Learn sculpting paper mache techniques to create your own unique, giant insect. For grades 2-5. Presented by SLOMA. Thursdays, 3-4:30 p.m. through April 26 $36. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/ education. San Gabriel Elementary School, 8500 San Gabriel Rd., Atascadero.

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CABARET SINGING AND PERFORMANCE CLASS Learn the art of singing in a Cabaret style and setting. Find your key and style with a skilled accompanist. You may start anytime during the semester. Wednesdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $185 for 12 week class or $20 per night as a drop-in student. 805-772-2812. cuesta.edu/ communityprograms/community-education/music/ cabaret.html. Cuesta College Community Programs, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

CAPTURE PLEIN AIRE: FOR AGES 9-12 Find

inspiration in the outdoors and paint at an easel using acrylic paints like a real plein air artist. Wednesdays, 3:15-4:45 p.m. through April 25 $36. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/education/ youth-museum.php?event=1545. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

CREATIVE HANDMADE JOURNAL MAKING WITH ROCHELLE NIEMEROW Enjoy creating

your own handmade Journal wrapped in fabric, papers, found objects, or sculpted items. April 7-8, 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m. $45. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.wordpress.com. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

FILM AND TV ACTING CLASSES Film and TV

acting classes for all ages and skill levels. Offers optional showcases for major Hollywood talent agents and casting directors . Sundays, 12-8:45 p.m. Cost varies per class. 310-910-1228. actorsedge. com. Mission Cinemas, 1025 Monterey St., SLO.

HISTORICAL EUROPEAN MARTIAL ARTS: SMALLSWORD Join Blackfriar’s School of Fence as it covers the historical swords of pirates, soldiers, and more. April 7, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.

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POETRY WITH JAMES PAPP Local historian and poet James Papp shares a variety of poetry in celebration of National Poetry Month. All ages welcome. April 14, 2-3 p.m. Free. 805-473-7161. slolibrary.org. Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande.

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BOOK SIGNING FOR A GRACEFUL GOODBYE: A NEW LOOK ON DEATH With author Susan B. Mercer. April 14, 2-4 p.m. 805-772-2880. coalescebookstore. com. Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., Morro Bay.

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artists are Dottie Phelps Visker, Alice Cahill, Beth Sargent, Brady Cabe, Karen Peterson, and Greg Siragusa. April 13, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 10, Morro Bay.

behind Go Figure, an exhibit featuring works that incorporate the human figure. April 8, 2-4 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

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This exhibit features orchids from vendors and hobbyists. Enjoy potting demonstrations by plant doctors and others. April 14, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. and April 15, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $6; Free for children 12-and-under. 805-929-5749. fcos.org. South County Regional Center, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande.

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by the Morro Bay Art Association. This juried exhibition features art by Central Coast high school students. Reception: March 10 from 3 to 5 p.m. Tuesdays-Saturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. through April 7 Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay.

An intro to watercoloring with local artist Jerry Smith. Registration required. April 14, 2-4 p.m. Free. 805-781-5989. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

1-3 p.m. Free. 805-995-2049. cayucosart.org. Cayucos Community Art Gallery, 10 Cayucos Dr., Cayucos.

An anthology of 14 science fiction short stories written by H.W. Moss Cover illustration by Steve Moss

Month. April 7, 2-4:30 p.m. Free. 805-903-3595. languageofthesoul.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

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JURIED ART SHOW Opening reception is March 30 from 5:30 to 7:00 p.m. Enjoy live music, wine, and refreshments at the reception. Juror is Laylon, founder of The Vault Gallery in Cambria. Prizes awarded. Thursdays, Fridays, 1-4 p.m. through April 29 Free. 805-927-8190. cambriacenterforthearts.org. Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria.

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Sponsored by Arts Obispo and Jeanie Greensfelder, SLO County Poet Laureate. Participants are asked to bring a poem about the U.S. April 6, 6-9 p.m. Free. 805544-9251. artsobispo.org. King David’s Masonic Lodge, 859 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo.

Learn to set up your own still life to paint, considering color scheme, textures, and use of space. Tuesdays, 3:15-4:45 p.m. through April 24 $36. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/education. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

song circle facilitated by Karoline Hausted. The community is welcome to participate in a relaxed exploration of voice, singing, percussion instruments, and more. All levels are welcome. Tuesdays, 3-4:30 p.m. through June 5 $8 donation requested; $30 for 4 classes. 805-710-9808. Branch Mill Organic Farm & Retreat Center, 2815 Branch Mill Rd., Arroyo Grande.

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Susan Connors and Debby Veldkamp. Through April 6, 9 a.m.-noon $165 members; $195 non-members. 805-543-8562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

STILL LIFE IN PAINTING: ART CLASS FOR AGES 7-8 Discover inspiration in SLOMA’s still life exhibit.

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SECOND SUNDAY AT SEVEN Second Sunday of every month, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-772-2880. Coalesce Garden Chapel, 845 Main St., Morro Bay.

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during this class. April 11, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and April 12, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. $35. 805-747-4200. artcentralartsupply.com/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

With instructor Vicky Hoffman. Through April 6, 1-4 p.m. $165-$195. 805-543-8562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

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• The ability to be social and enjoy talking with people.

PAPERCLAY KIDS CAMP WITH ROCHELLE NIEMEROW Create dragon, troll, or fairy pieces

SPRING BREAK MUSIC BLAST CAMP Kids can explore rhythm, melody, harmony, composition, and more. This camp features both outdoor and indoor activities. Through April 6, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. $185. 619933-4818. lyricsandmelodiesstudio.com/camps/. Lyrics and Melodies Studio, 950 Los Osos Valley Rd. Ste. B, Los Osos.

New Times is looking for an individual who cares about building relationships and partnering with local businesses. If you have the heart, we have the tools to train you to be a successful Ad Consultant. You must be self-motivated, ambitious and an independent person who also wants to be part of a great team. Successful reps will have a sincere desire to help our clients assess their needs and work together to create marketing campaigns that increase their business. Talents:

observational drawing workshop for teens with Shirley Hazlett. No previous skill required. April 14, 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $25 (price of materials not included). 517-242-2950. artcentralartsupply.com/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

April 6, 5-9 p.m., April 7, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and April 8, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. $20. 805-464-9335. cattlemenswesternartshow.com. Paso Robles Event Center, 2198 Riverside Ave., Paso Robles.

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ART AFTER DARK PASO Unites visual, literary, and performing artists with the community and participating venues. Visit site for full list of programs and events. First Saturday of every month, 6-9 p.m. 805-544-9251. artsobispo.org. Participating locations, Paso Robles, City-wide.

CATTLEMEN’S WESTERN ART SHOW AND SALE Enjoy wine tasting and a barbeque and meet with featured artist Susan Von Borstel.

25 students will be juried to receive mattes and frames provided by Art Center Morro Bay. Scholarship winners will receive cash awards sponsored by the Jackie Morello Scholarship Fund and the Morro Bay Art Association. Art will be available for purchase. Through April 7, 3-5 p.m. Free. 805-772- 2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay.

Visker fills both large and small canvases with swashes of colorful flowers and abstract shapes. Through April 29, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. 805-7721068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 10, Morro Bay.

GO FIGURE An exhibit featuring works that incorporate the human figure. April 5-May 14, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

INTO THE NIGHT Showcasing the work of local photographers living and working on the Central Coast. Featured artists are Alice Cahill, Beth Sargent, Brady Cabe, Karen Peterson, and Greg Siragusa. Through April 29, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. 805-7721068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 10, Morro Bay. n o r t h S Lo C o u n t y

ART AFTER DARK PASO Celebrating the opening of Studios Roots: The Alumni Show with Niner Wine Estates and live music by Therese Muller. April 7, 6-9 p.m. Free; $8 if wine tasting. 805-238-9800. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, studiosonthepark.org.

IT’S ABOUT TIME Featuring work by three painters and three photographers: Cynthia Kevorkian, Jane Russell, Marie Ramey, Kabe Russell, Dennis Jackson, and Michael Messina. Reception is March 16, from 6 to 8 p.m. TuesdaysSaturdays, 12-3:30 p.m. through April 20 805-4663684. ärt/, 5806 Traffic Way, Atascadero. San LuiS obiSpo

AQUARIUS 2018 An annual exhibition of California watercolors organized by the Central Coast Watercolor Society. This year’s juror, Michael Reardon, selected 40 paintings that display a wide range of watercolor techniques and subject matter. Mondays, Wednesdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through April 15 Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

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The Cayucos Land Conservancy hosts its annual Community Meeting and Celebration on April 13 from 5 to 7 p.m. at Skipper’s Restaurant in Cayucos. The theme of this year’s meeting is “Looking Forward” as the Conservancy celebrates achieving national accreditation. Call (805) 235-4543 or visit cayucoslandconservancy.org for more info. —C.W.

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BUDDHAS AND BODHISATTVAS: PATHWAYS Featuring artist Myokaku Jane Schneider. Proceeds benefit Zanskar Girls School. April 6, 6-8 p.m. and April 6-May 1 Free. 805-747-4200. artcentralartsupply.com. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

LOCAL COLOR Local artist Ken Christensen exhibits original oils. Christensen is a classic, on-site landscape painter with influences filtered down from the French Impressionists and Fauves. Through April 25, 6-9 p.m. 805-542-9000. sloart. com. Frame Works, 339 Marsh St, San Luis Obispo. PASSION FOR COLOR AND PATTERN Featuring still lifes by artist Patti Robbins. Mondays, WednesdaysSundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through June 17 Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/exhibits. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. VISUAL RHETORIC A juried exhibition in SLOMA’s McMeen Gallery highlighting contemporary California sculpture. Presented in conjunction with the Central Coast Sculptors Group. Mondays, WednesdaysSundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through April 29 Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/exhibits. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

WINE TIMELINE Art After Dark opening for the Dallidet Adobe, featuring the Wine Timeline (a garden installation of signposts in the history of SLO County wine). April 6, 6-9 p.m. Free. 805-470-0983. slocountywinehistory.org. Dallidet Adobe, 1185 Pacific Street, San Luis Obispo. S o u t h C o a S t S Lo C o u n t y

FROM ARTISTS, FOR ARTISTS, BY ARTISTS Featuring fine art oils and pastels from Corynn Wolf, acrylics from Ryan Adams, and works from various mediums by Marc Wolf ongoing Free. 805773-6563. Puffers of Pismo, 781 Price St., Pismo Beach, puffersofpismo.com/.

THIRD ANNUAL TRILOGY ART GROUP EXHIBIT Benefiting the Friends of the Nipomo Library Fundraiser. Art includes ceramics, paintings, jewelry, and more. April 7, 2-4 p.m. Free. 651-605-5955. Nipomo Library, 918 W. Tefft, Nipomo, slolibrary.org.

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55 FICTION CONTEST Accepting brief stories, 55 words or less, with headlines no longer than 7 words. See site for more details. Through June 14 newtimesslo.com. New Times, 1010 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo, 805-546-8208.

CALL FOR ENTRIES: SLO PART-TIME PLAYERS 10-MINUTE PLAYS Accepting submissions of 10-minute plays with 5 or fewer characters (1-3 preferred), few or no props, simple staging, and an emphasis on the text. Writers should have theater experience (please include brief description). Email submissions to celestegoyer@gmail.com. ongoing Free. Mission Plaza, 989 Chorro St, San Luis Obispo.

SPRING VISTAS: ART CENTRAL’S MAY SHOW Art Central is seeking artists to submit for its May exhibit. This show is open to all mediums. Works should tie into a Spring theme. Through May 2 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.wordpress.com. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

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BUS STOP BY WILLIAM INGE In the middle of a

snowstorm in 1955, a bus full of travelers pulls up at a roadside diner where the travelers get snowed in. April 12, 7:30-10 p.m., Fridays, Saturdays, 7:3010 p.m. and Sundays, 2-4:30 p.m. through May 6 $20. 805-927-8190. cambriacenterforthearts.org/ theatre/. Cambria Center for the Arts Theatre, 1350 Main St., Cambria. n o r t h S Lo C o u n t y

BURLESQUE ON THE BAR: GREATEST HITS!

Enjoy a classy night of neo-burlesque featuring local performers. Wine will be for sale by the glass and the bottle. April 7, 7-10 p.m. $25. 805-3691505. Rendarrio Vineyards, 2323 Tuley Ct. Ste. 110, Paso Robles, rendarrio.com. San LuiS obiSpo

THE 39 STEPS A comedic thriller that blends

Alfred Hitchcock with Monty Python. WednesdaysSundays, 7-9 p.m. and Saturdays, Sundays, 2-4 p.m. through April 15 $20-$35. 805-786-2440. slorep.org. San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre, 888 Morro St., San Luis Obispo.

COMEDY NIGHT AT 7 SISTERS Enjoy live standup comedy from local and touring comics with locally brewed beverages. Second Saturday of every month, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-868-7133. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo, 7SistersBrewing.com. IMPROV COMEDY SHOW Fast-paced improv comedy shows performed by the ensemble of Central Coast Comedy Theater. All shows are based on audience suggestions making every show unique. Saturdays, 8-10 p.m. $5. centralcoastcomedytheater.com. Kreuzberg Coffee Company, 685 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-430-0260. SLO COMEDY NIGHT AT 7 SISTERS Enjoy live

stand-up from local and touring comics. Second Saturday of every month, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-8687133. facebook.com/events/196684547738319/. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

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MOVIELAND MAYHEM: INTERACTIVE MURDER MYSTERY DINNER THEATER Enjoy a film-noir

murder mystery set in the 1940s. Guests are welcome to wear their own ‘40s costumes. Sundays, 5-7:30 p.m. through May 27 $50 (includes show, dinner, tax, and gratuity). 805-489-3875. murderinmind.com/ Movieland%20FMC.aspx. F. McLintocks Saloon and Dining Hall, 750 Mattie Rd, Pismo Beach.

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SYLVIA A love story between husband, wife, and dog by A.R. Gurney. Wednesdays-Sundays. through April 22 $21-$28. 805-489-2499. americanmelodrama.com. Great American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano.

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p.m. and April 11, 4-7 p.m. slorep.org. San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre, 888 Morro St., San Luis Obispo, 786-2440.

PINKALICIOUS AUDITIONS Auditions will be held

for Pinkalicious: The Musical. Seeking singer/actors of all ages. Visit website for casting breakdown of character descriptions. Performances are May 26 and 27. April 14, 3-6 p.m. kelrikproductions.org/ pinkalicious-auditions-arroyogrande. Montessori Children’s School, 4200 South Higuera, San Luis Obispo, 805-544-6691.

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Wednesday of every month, 10:30 a.m.-noon Free. 805-215-5474. homeshareslo.org. Panera Bread, 299 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo.

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ArtGalaonandthe Spectrum SensoryExperience 5:00-8:00 PM Saturday, April 14th, 2018 Masonic Temple 859 Marsh Street, San Luis Obispo View and purchase works by featured local artist Sydney Hall as well as the creative masterworks of her “Art on the Spectrum” students.

Tickets Include:

• Heavy appetizers and cocktails by Mother’s Tavern • Rhythms by renowned jazz group Black Market Trio • Hand massages, special performances and more

Enter a world of mystery with unforgettable experiences!

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GREG TROMBLY’S PASTEL MAGIC DEMO

Trombly will demonstrate his methods of exploring color, value, and composition with a variety of soft pastels to illuminate the creation of shoreline with a sunset sky. April 9, 3-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

SIERRA CLUB HISTORIC WALK: CAMBRIA An

easy, guided stroll past Victorian cottages, 1880s storefronts, saloons, and the Chinese temple in Cambria’s East Village. Learn the stories of early pioneers. Families and children welcome. No dogs please. Meet at Olallieberry Inn. April 8, 2 p.m. Free. 805-549-0355. sierraclub.org/santa-lucia. Cambria Village, 723 Main St., Cambria. N o r t h s Lo C o u N t y Explore the history of metaphysics with a different topic each week. Led by Tobey White Heart Crockett. Fridays, 12-1 p.m. $10-$20 suggested donation. 805-772-2880. facebook. com/groups/MBMetaphysicians. Coalesce Garden Chapel, 845 Main St., Morro Bay.

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discusses U.S. imperialism, corruption, and more. April 7, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. 805-317-6661. facebook. com/events/1150893348387173/. Building 8, Room 123, Cal Poly Campus, San Luis Obispo.

ASK ME ANYTHING LIVE Unconventional paths toward a career in writing will be discussed. April 10, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. 805-225-1251. slonightwriters.org. United Church of Christ (Congregational) of San Luis Obispo, 11245 Los Osos Valley Rd., San Luis Obipo.

CORNERS OF THE MOUTH Featuring Malibu

Poet Laureate Ricardo Means-Ybarra and SLO County Poet Laureate Jeanie Greensfelder. Open reading to follow. April 15, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-9033595. languageofthesoul.org. Linnaea’s Cafe, 1110 Garden St., San Luis Obispo.

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CAYUCOS LAND CONSERVANCY ANNUAL COMMUNITY MEETING AND CELEBRATION

This year’s theme is “Looking Forward” as the Cayucos Land Conservancy celebrates achieving national accreditation. April 13, 5-7 p.m. Free. 805235-4543. cayucoslandconservancy.org. Skipper’s Restaurant, 113 N Ocean Ave, Cayucos.

SURFSIDE TENNIS CLUB Saturdays, 9 a.m. Free the first month; $30 per year afterwards. surfsidetennisclub.teamopolis.com. Los Osos Middle School, 1555 El Moro St., Los Osos, 534-2835.

Leigh Zieber will lecture on “History Repeated”. This event includes an antique quilt trunk show. April 6, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. 805-237-9313. acqguild.com. Trinity Lutheran Church, 940 Creston Road, Paso Robles.

PHOTOGRAPHY AT STUDIOS ON THE PARK Learn, interact, and share with a diverse

community of photographers. Every other Tuesday, 7-9 p.m. through Nov. 13 $5; Free for Paso Robles Art Association members. 805-748-5815. pasoroblesartassociation.org/guilds/. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.

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welcome. Plays at the giant chess board in Morro Bay on Saturdays. Boards generally provided. Thursdays, 6:30-10 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-215-4963. slochess.com. Carl’s Jr., 195 N. Santa Rosa, San Luis Obispo.

SLO TABLE TENNIS All ages and skill levels welcome. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 7-10 p.m. and Sundays, 4-7 p.m. Free. 805-215-4963. Ludwick Community Center, 864 Santa Rosa, San Luis Obispo.

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ALMOND COUNTRY QUILT GUILD MEETING

ACOUSTIC SUNDAYS

SLO CHESS CLUB All ages and skill levels

center is open five days a week; closed on weekends and holidays. Mondays-Fridays, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 805929-1615. Nipomo Senior Center, 200 E. Dana St., Nipomo.

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Domestic Beers $3 · Imports/Micro Brews $4 Wine $5 · Cocktails $6 · Margaritas/Bloody Marys $7

locations in SLO County: Arroyo Grande, Oceano, San Luis Obispo, Morro Bay, Cambria, Atascadero, and Paso Robles. No dues/fees. Mondays-Sundays, 6-7 p.m. Free. oacentralcoast.org. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

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ABBY MARTIN: MEDIA MANIPULATION IN SERVICE TO EMPIRE Journalist Abby Martin

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games, card games, and more. Bring any games you’d like. Refreshments available on site for purchase. Please park in Reserved spaces. Sundays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-544-6366. facebook.com/pg/ CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

The book for April is The Art of Hearing Heartbeats. Second Thursday of every month, 10:30 a.m.-noon Free. 805-539-9374. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

COUNTERING HUMAN TRAFFICKING Rebecca Turner of the Central Coast Freedom Network will speak about work being done to mobilize the community to counter the growing issue of human trafficking. April 9, 6:45-8 p.m. Free. Laguna Lake Mobile Estates Community Room, 1801 Prefumo Canyon Rd., San Luis Obispo, 805-785-0780. FRIDAY NIGHT MAGIC AT CAPTAIN NEMO

Refreshments available on site for purchase. Fridays, 5-8 p.m. 4 Booster Buy In. 805-544-6366. Facebook.com/CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

HOME SHARE SLO COFFEE CHAT An informal gathering to talk about home sharing. Second

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CO-DEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS MEETING

Co-Dependents Anonymous (CoDA) is a 12-step recovery program for anyone who desires to have healthy and loving relationships with themselves and others. Saturdays, 1-2:15 p.m. Free. 805-203-5875. Cambria Connection, 1069 Main St., Cambria. N o r t h s Lo C o u N t y

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN This weekly group is for adult women

with a focus on healing from abuse in relationships including physical, emotional, and verbal. Mondays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. through April 30 RISE, 1030 Vine St., Paso Robles, 805-226-5400.

NAR-ANON FAMILY GROUP MEETING A meeting for those who know or have known a feeling of desperation concerning the addiction of a loved one. Tuesdays, 6-7 p.m. Free. A meeting for those who know or have known a feeling of desperation concerning the addiction of a loved one. Fridays, 12-1 p.m. Free. 805-221-5523. The Redeemer Lutheran Church, 4500 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

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#METOO: DROP-IN SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN These monthly support groups are

for adult women who have experienced sexual harassment or sexual abuse. The focus of the group is to create a safe place for participants to share, be connected with local resources, and get support in the healing process. First Tuesday, Friday of every month, 12-1 p.m. RISE, 51 Zaca Ln., Ste. 100, San Luis Obispo, 805-226-5400.

CHILD LOSS SUPPORT GROUP Hospice SLO County is offering this support group for those grieving the loss of a child. This group provides the opportunity to connect with individuals in a similar situation. Drop-ins welcome. Thursdays, 6-7:30 p.m. through July 26 Free. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo.org/support-groups. Hospice SLO County, 1304 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo. EXPLORING LIFE THROUGH ART AFTER SEXUAL ASSAULT This weekly group is for

adult women with a focus on healing trauma from childhood sexual abuse and adult sexual assault. Thursdays, 4:30-6 p.m. through April 26 RISE, 51 Zaca Ln., Ste. 100, San Luis Obispo, 805-226-5400.

NAR-ANON: LET IT BEGIN WITH ME Nar-Anon is a support group for those who are affected by someone else’s addiction. Tuesdays 805-458-7655. naranoncentralca.org/meetings/meeting-list/. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO. RESOLVE GENERAL INFERTILITY SUPPORT GROUP Support for those suffering through the

trauma of infertility. A peer led group through RESOLVE, the national infertility association. Second Wednesday of every month, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. 619-807-7006. Downtown Slo, Higuera St, San Luis Obispo.

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BEGINNERS DANCE BUNKAI Appropriate for all skill levels. The foundation of Dance Bunkai uses precise movements to build on. These movements

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The Backcountry Horsemen Rendezvous takes place April 13 through 15 from 8 a.m. to 10 p.m. at the Paso Robles Event Center. Enjoy family activities, horseback games, contests, presentations, an art show, and more. Call (805) 610-0934 or visit bchcalifornia.org to find out more. —C.W. CULTURE & LIFESTYLE from page 26 are borrowed from all over the world and include Martial Arts movements. Tuesdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $40 monthly; $12 to drop-in. 805-203-6318. Ignite Movement Studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay, ignitemovementstudio.com/.

FREE MEDITATION CLASS Megan McGreen, LCSW, and Ruth Cherry, PhD, long time meditators and psychotherapists, teach meditation to reduce stress and increase well-being. Fridays, 10:30 a.m.noon Free. 805-748-3372. meditationintro.com. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay.

INTERMEDIATE TRIBAL BUNKAI Incorporates props, rhythm instruments, and a fusion of world dance to upbeat, fast drumming music. Fridays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $40 monthly; $12 to drop in. 805203-6318. desertcoastdance.com. Ignite Movement Studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay.

KICKING THE SUGAR HABIT Tami Cruz, a Certified Holistic Health Coach, will discuss the reasons we crave sugar at specific times. The program will start with deep breathing exercises with Sensei Dana. April 15, 1:30-2:30 p.m. Free. 805-2357978. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

MORRO BAY MARTIAL ARTS: WORLD CHAMPION INSTRUCTION Offering adult and youth classes in kickboxing, boxing, judo, Jiu Jitsu, MMA, Tai Chi, Qi Gong, and self defense. ongoing 805-701-7397. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

QI GONG CLASS Qi Gong is an ancient and powerful system for physical health and spiritual development. Join certified instructor Devin Wallace for this outdoors class. Please call to register. Fridays, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Suggested donation $10. 805-709-2227. Tidelands Park, South end of Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

YOGA STRETCH Through a combination of active, isolated stretching, trigger point, foam rolling, and yoga techniques, participants can increase their range of motion. Please bring a mat and water. Tuesdays, Fridays. through Dec. 18 805-776-3676. Studio Fitness, 349 Quintana, Morro Bay, studiofitnessmorrobay.com. Explore yoga postures and increase strength and flexibility. Set to inspiring music and appropriate for beginners. Tuesdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. email support@getstudiofit.com. 805-776-3676. Cassandra Bodlak, 349 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay, studiofitnessmorrobay.com. N o r t h S Lo C o u N t y

PINEAL TONING CLASS Facilitated by Lightshare team volunteers. No registration or prior experience is necessary. Second Tuesday of every month, 6-7 p.m. through Dec. 11 Free. 805-305-7595. lightshare.us. Lightshare Center, 22701 El Camino Real, Santa Margarita.

PROJECT OF LIGHT CLINIC Monthly sessions of light and tone provided by Lightshare. No appointment necessary. First Saturday of every month, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. through Dec. 1 Free. 805305-7595. lightshare.us. Lightshare Center, 22701 El Camino Real, Santa Margarita. SaN LuiS obiSpo

AIKIDO FOR ADULTS With instructor Mary Tesoro, 5th degree Black Belt. Aikido is the Japanese martial art of self-defense and self-development. This class welcomes adults (both beginners and experienced). Participants may start at anytime. Tuesdays, 5:45-7 p.m. through April 17 $65 for 3 months. 805-5491222 or 544-8866. San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo, ae.slcusd.org/.

ANATOMY AND ASANA Join teacher Rocky Heron

for a series of master classes designed to deepen your awareness and understanding of your own body. April 8, 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $30 drop-in. 805-598-7100. sloyogacenter.org/events/. SLO Yoga Center, 672 Higuera St #200, San Luis Obispo.

CAT YOGA CLASSES Sundays, 10:15-11:30 a.m. $20. 805-543-9316 Ext. 10. woodshumanesociety. org. Woods Humane Society, 875 Oklahoma Ave., San Luis Obispo. METABOLIC CONDITIONING PLUS Maximize your cardio and strength with effective patterns of work/rest periods. Re-align and maintain a healthy spine through gentle movements. Mats are provided. Bring water and a towel. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 8-9 a.m. through April 19 $88. 805549-1222. San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo, ae.slcusd.org/. PRENATAL YOGA SERIES Journey into motherhood through the practice of yoga with this series. April 7, 4:30-5:45 p.m. $15-$40. 805-5987100. sloyogacenter.org/events/. SLO Yoga Center, 672 Higuera St #200, San Luis Obispo.

“IT’S ENTIRELY POSSIBLE THAT AUDRA MCDONALD IS THE GREATEST SINGER ALIVE.” – New York Magazine

STRENGTH FOR 50+ Improve your strength with

accessible, real-life movement patterns. Re-align and experience a healthier spine through gentle exercise. Mats and equipment provided. Please bring water and a towel. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9:1510:15 a.m. through April 19 $88. 805-549-1222. San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo, ae.slcusd.org/. S o u t h C o a S t S Lo C o u N t y

KUNDALINI YOGA Gentle yoga classes with a

focus on meditation and chanting in the Kundalini Yoga (as taught by Yogi Bhajan). All levels of experience welcome. Thursdays, 6:30-7:45 p.m. through Dec. 31 $12 per class; $40 for 4 classes. 626-864-4810. branchmillorganics.com/classesoffered/. Branch Mill Organic Farm & Retreat Center, 2815 Branch Mill Rd., Arroyo Grande.

SILVER SNEAKERS ZUMBA Appropriate for all ages and fitness levels. An easy-to-follow dance fitness class. Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, 9-10 a.m. Free for members; $6 to drop-in. 805-4417932. Oceano Community Center, 1425 19th St., Oceano, adulted.luciamarschools.org. WATER EXERCISE FOR ALL AGES These classes help relieve joint pain, enhance your breathing, and increase your range of motion. Mondays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. 805481-6399. 5 Cities Swim School, 425 Traffic Way, Arroyo Grande, 5citiesswimschool.com.

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WHALE WATCHING OPEN HOUSE Piedras

Blancas Light Station Association hosts this evening of whale watching, wine, and hors d’oeuvres. Enjoy the sights of the great gray whale migration during a Central Coast sunset. April 14, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $20 adults; $10 children. 805-9277361. piedrasblancas.org. Piedras Blancas Light Station, 15950 Cabrillo Highway, San Simeon.

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EVERYTHING EDIBLE PLANT SALE Features

almost 40 varieties of tomatoes in addition to herbs, vegetable starters, fruit plants, citrus, and more. April 7, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. and April 8, 10 a.m.-3 CULTURE & LIFESTYLE continued page 28

Lessons Clinics Mixers League Play Tournaments

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Creative Me Time hosts a beach resin art workshop on April 11 from 6 to 8 p.m. at Centennial Park in Paso Robles. Participants will create beach inspired artwork with seashells, colored glass, sand, and other ocean-related baubles. Admission is $65. Call (805) 237-3988 or visit creativemetime.com for more info. —C.W. CULTURE & LIFESTYLE from page 27 p.m. Growing Grounds Downtown, 956 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo, 805-544-4967.

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CAL POLY BASEBALL VS. UC DAVIS The

Mustangs take on UC Davis at this Big West home opener. April 13, 6 p.m. April 14, 6 p.m. All children 13 and under get in for free and may run the bases after this Youth Day game. April 15, 1 p.m. Baggett Stadium, 1 Grand Ave, San Luis Obispo, 8057567297.

CAL POLY SOFTBALL VS. UC DAVIS April 14, 1 p.m. Free. All youth softball players ages 13-andunder are invited to come watch the Mustangs play UC Davis and then run the bases and get autographs after the game. April 15, 1 p.m. Free. Bob Janssen Field, 1 Grand Ave, San Luis Obispo, 8057567297.

KidS & Family n O r t h C O a S t S LO C O u n t y

BILINGUAL STORYTIME/ CUENTOS BILINGÜES Children and their families are invited to listen to tales in English and Spanish. Wednesdays, 3:30-4 p.m. Free. 805-927-4336. slolibrary.org. Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria.

KIDS YOGA Experience emotional balance

through the physical and mental benefits of yoga by practicing breathing exercises, flowing sequences, balancing poses, and deep relaxation. Mondays, 4:30-5:15 p.m. through Jan. 7 $15. 805-215-4565. omniyogastudio.com. Omni Yoga Studio, 2190 9th St., Los Osos.

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are also welcome to this yoga class for new mothers and babies. Moms can slowly regain strength while cultivating confidence and alleviate neck, shoulder, and back pain through yoga postures. Fridays, 11 a.m.-noon through Jan. 4 $15. 805-215-4565. omniyogastudio.com. Omni Yoga Studio, 2190 9th St., Los Osos.

PAWS TO READ Come read to Karly the Dog. A

great way to get kids interested in reading. Second Friday of every month, 4-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-6394. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay.

RHYTHM AND MOVEMENT DANCE FOR KIDS Utilizing theatrical props, games, and

improvisational tools to encourage skill building and creative movement. For ages 5 to 8. All levels of dancers are welcome. Wednesdays, 3:30-4:30 p.m. $40 monthly; $12 to drop in. 805-203-6318. Ignite Movement Studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay, ignitemovementstudio.com/.

THEATER DANCE CLASS FOR KIDS An interactive

9 pm

Rusted Stone

$5 cover

SUN 4/8

Karaoke with DJ Sam

Tue 4/10

Half Off Tuesdays with DJ Drumz

WED 4/11

MASTER BLUES JAM 6:30–9:30

group for kids ages 9 and up to express themselves through dance and theatrical expression. Wednesdays, 4:30-5:30 p.m. $40 monthly; $12 to drop in. 805-2036318. Ignite Movement Studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay, ignitemovementstudio.com/.

TODDLER STORYTIME A storytime for toddlers ages 18 months-and-up. Share stories, songs, finger plays, bubbles, and more. Wednesdays,

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CULTURE & LIFESTYLE from page 28 11-11:30 a.m. through Dec. 26 Free. 805-927-4336. slolibrary.org. Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria. Hosted by Ms. Kaela. Tuesdays, 10:30 a.m. Free. 805-772-6394. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay. N o r t h S Lo C o u N t y

YOUTH DANCE LESSONS East Coast Swing

presents this youth dance class taught by Laura Slania. For children and teens under 17. Sundays, 4-5 p.m. through April 29 $3 per class. 805-491-1059. facebook.com/groups/crestonswingdance. Atascadero Agricultural Hall, 5035 Palma Ave., Atascadero. SaN LuiS obiSpo

AIKIDO FOR KIDS AGE 4-13 AIKI-MITES (age 4-6)

class is 3pm on Tuesdays. AIKI-KIDS (age 7-13) classes are Tuesdays/Thursdays at 4pm. Call to observe or pre-register. Tuesdays, Thursdays $50-$75 monthly. 805-544-8866. aikidosanluisobispo.com. Budo Ryu, 3536 South Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

DRAMA AND IMAGINATIVE PLAY CLASS: AGES 5-8 Sing, dance, play games, and create stories and

characters. Saturdays, 11-11:45 a.m. $120 for 10 weeks. 805-709-0761. pyjamadrama.com/us. SLO Movement Arts Center, 2074 Parker St., San Luis Obispo.

DRAMA AND PLAY CLASSES: AGES 2-4 Build language, develop motor skills, and practice cooperation, concentration, and problem solving. Mondays, 10:15-11 a.m. $120 for 10 weeks. 805709-0761. pyjamadrama.com/us. SLO Movement Arts Center, 2074 Parker St., San Luis Obispo.

FREE ADOPTION INFORMATION SESSION Free

sessions on adoption information at our San Luis Obispo office located at 1540 Marsh Street, Ste 130. The FCCA has placed over 5,100 waiting children into forever families since 1983. First Thursday of every month, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-542-9084. fcadoptions. org. Family Connections Christian Adoptions, 1540 Marsh St. #130, San Luis Obispo.

MAD SCIENCE: SOUNDS LIKE SCIENCE Enjoy

demonstrations and experiments about sound and sound waves. April 7, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. 805781-5775. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

PAPER CATS KIDS CRAFT Enjoy making two

different types of paper cat (a stretching cat and a bobble headed cat). April 12, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. 805-781-5775. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

SPRING BREAK ANIMAL CAMP For kids from

fourth to sixth grade to come care for and learn about the dogs and cats at Woods Humane Society. Through April 6, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. $250. 805-5439316. woodshumanesociety.org. Woods Humane Society, 875 Oklahoma Ave., San Luis Obispo.

SPRING BREAK GYMNASTICS CAMP Kids aged 4 to 13 are welcome to come enjoy gymnastics, outdoor activities, and more. No gymnastics experience required. Through April 6, 9:30 a.m.2:30 p.m. 805-547-1496. performanceathleticsslo. com. Performance Athletics Gymnastics, 4484 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. TEEN SPRING BREAK PROGRAMS Teens can come to the library for a afternoon activities from cupcake decorating to virtual reality gaming. Through April 6, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Free. 805-781-5783. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

OCEANO DUNES VISITOR CENTER Enjoy exhibits

of dune and lagoon plant and animal species. End your visit with a stroll behind the center to the freshwater lagoon. Thursdays, 12-4 p.m., Fridays, 12-4 p.m., Saturdays, 12-4 p.m. and Sundays, 12-4 p.m. through Dec. 30 Free. 805-474-2667. Oceano Dunes Visitor Center, 555 Pier Ave, Oceano.

PAWS TO READ Children of all ages are invited to practice reading with a therapy dog. April 5, 3:304:30 p.m. Free. 805-473-7161. slolibrary.org. Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande. SOUNDS LIKE SCIENCE Kids can enjoy

demonstrations and experiments about sound and sound waves. For ages 4-and-up. April 7, 2-3 p.m. Free. 805-473-7161. slolibrary.org. Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande.

SPRING BREAK DRAMA CAMP: FOR AGES 5-8

Sing, dance, play, and more. Camp activities are inspired by Roald Dahl books. Through April 6, 1-4 p.m. $125 weekly; $30 daily. 805-709-0761. Elm St. Park and Community Center, 1221 Ash St., Arroyo Grande.

WHAT’S YOUR SUPERPOWER?: YOUTH CLASSES FOR AGES 7-11 Enrichment program

to address the challenges youth face in school/life which interferes with learning, relationships, wellbeing. Discover inner resources (“superpowers”) to reduce stress/anxiety, nurture compassion, regulate difficult emotions through mindfulness, movement, yoga, and social-emotional learning. Mondays, 3:45-4:45 p.m. 805-270-5523. mindfulkindfulyouniversity.com. Oak Park Professional Centre, 530 Camino Mercado, Ste 576, Arroyo Grande.

Spiritual N o r t h C o a S t S Lo C o u N t y

GUIDED MEDITATION CLASS Come learn to

meditate in a relaxed setting. Pay attention to each second and increase your awareness of the inner world. Frequent prompts facilitate the focus. Fridays, 10:30 a.m.-noon Free. 805-439-2757. meditationintro.com. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay. SaN LuiS obiSpo

INTUITIVE DEVELOPMENT CLASS For anyone

wanting to learn how to develop their intuitive abilities or enhance their current intuitive skills. Practice in a small supportive group environment. Features meditation and chakras. April 5, 5:30-7 p.m. $20. 805-550-1658. East Wellbeing and Tea, 1238 Monterey St. Ste. 110, San Luis Obispo. S o u t h C o a S t S Lo C o u N t y

CHANNELING With Mike Smith. Receive

Every third Monday, 6:30-8 p.m. $30. 805-4892432. Halcyon Store Post Office, 936 South Halcyon Rd., Arroyo Grande.

MEDIUMSHIP DEVELOPMENT Learn the basics of communicating with spirit in a safe environment with Mike Smith. Tuesdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $15. 805-480-2432. Halcyon Store Post Office, 936 South Halcyon Rd., Arroyo Grande. THE POWER OF BUDDHISM A public talk by

vajrayana master Lama Jampa Thaye on all beings possessing an inherent wakefulness. April 6, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. slobodhipath.org. White Heron Sangha Meditation Center, 6615 Bay Laurel Place, Avila Beach.

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SOUTH BEACH CLEAN UP: VOLUNTEER WITH ECOSLO AT MORRO STRAND Join ECOSLO for a

morning beach cleanup and data tracking of debris. April 7, 9 a.m.-noon ecoslo.org. Morro Strand State Beach, End of San Jacinto St., Morro Bay, (805) 602-0403.

SWAP ELFIN FOREST WORK PARTY Join SWAP volunteers to help with weeding, erosion control, and other tasks in the Elfin Forest. Please wear sturdy shoes, long pants, sleeves, and work gloves. Tools, water, and cookies are provided. April 7, 9 a.m.-noon Free. 805-528-0392. elfin-forest.org. El Moro Elfin Forest Natural Area, 1100 15th St., Los Osos. SaN LuiS obiSpo

HOSPICE SLO COUNTY THRESHOLD SINGERS SEEK NEW VOICES Sing for individuals

experiencing life-limiting or end-of life conditions. Third Sunday of every month, 2-4 p.m. Free. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo.org/services/hospiceslo-county-threshold-singers. Hospice SLO County, 1304 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo.

Food & drink FarmerS marketS N o r t h C o a S t S Lo C o u N t y

MAIN STREET MARKET Saturdays, 2:30-6

p.m. Free. 805-772-4467. Morro Bay Chamber of Commerce, 695 Harbor St., Morro Bay, morrobaychamber.org.

Neff the Pharaoh

Sun., April 1st @ The Fremont

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ATASCADERO FARMERS MARKET Visit site

DRUM CIRCLE With Julie Jensen. You may bring

FARMERS MARKET Farmers Market in SLO is the

DRUM MEDICINE JOURNEY With Julie Jensen.

Wed., April 11 @ The Fremont

Obispo, needs noon time drivers. Must have own car to deliver prepared meals. Mondays-Fridays, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 805-235-8870. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

for info on featured music artists and chefs. Wednesdays, 3-6 p.m. Free. visitatascadero.com. Sunken Gardens, 6505 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

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Ugly God

MEALS ON WHEELS Meals on Wheels, San Luis

channeled messages from spirit guides and love ones. Second Saturday of every month, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $35. 805-489 -2432. Halcyon Store Post Office, 936 South Halcyon Rd., Arroyo Grande.

your own drum if you wish. Those without drums are welcome. Additional instruments will be available for use. First Friday of every month, 6:30-8 p.m. Donations accepted. 805-489-2432. Halcyon Store Post Office, 936 South Halcyon Rd., Arroyo Grande.

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SaN LuiS obiSpo largest Farmers Market in California. Thursdays, 6:109 p.m. Downtown Slo, Higuera St, San Luis Obispo.

SLO FARMERS MARKET Hosts over 60 vendors.

Saturdays, 8-10:45 a.m. World Market Parking Lot, 2650 Main St., San Luis Obispo. S o u t h C o a S t S Lo C o u N t y

ARROYO GRANDE FARMERS MARKET Includes

produce, artists and musicians. Saturdays, 12-2:25 p.m. Arroyo Grande Farmers Market, Olohan Alley, Arroyo Grande.

NIPOMO FARMERS MARKET Includes a

Minnesota

Sat., April 14 @ The Fremont

large variety of locally grown produce. Open year round Sundays, 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. nipomofarmersmarket.com/. Nipomo Farmers Market, Via Concha Road, Nipomo.

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FIRST FRIDAYS AT OLIVAS DE ORO Enjoy

tastings and special food pairings. First Friday of every month, 12-5 p.m. through Dec. 7 Free. 805227-4223. crestonwinetrail.com/events/. Olivas de Oro, 4625 La Panza Rd., Creston. N o r t h S Lo C o u N t y

HAPPIEST OF HAPPY HOURS Featuring

free bites and $6 premium wines by the glass. Wednesdays-Fridays, 4-6 p.m. Free. 805-4642630. grapeencounters.com. Grape Encounters Empourium, 5816 Traffic Way, Atascadero.

WINE TASTING AT CASS WINERY Wine by the

Canine Campout

The last two days of Spring Break Animal Camp are April 5 and 6 from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. at Woods Humane Society in SLO. Kids from fourth to sixth grade are invited to care for and learn about the dogs and cats at the Society. Space is limited and registration is required. Call (805) 543-9316 or visit woodshumanesociety.org to find out more. —C.W.

glass and bottles are also available for purchase. ongoing, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-239-1730. casswines.com/. Cass Winery And Vineyard, 7350 Linne Rd., Paso Robles. S o u t h C o a S t S Lo C o u N t y

LIDO HAPPY HOUR Enjoy cocktails and wine in

Alborosie

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an oceanfront setting. Mondays-Fridays, 3-6 p.m. through Dec. 31 805-773-4300. thedolphinbay. com. Lido Restaurant at Dolphin Bay, 2727 Shell Beach Rd., Pismo Beach. ∆ www.newtimesslo.com • April 5 - April 12, 2018 • New Times • 29

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Strictly Starkey

BY GLEN STARKEY

Five-buck blues?

PHOTO BY JAYSON MELLOM

Spend it wisely with The Creston Line at The Siren

ot five bucks in your pocket and nothing to do this Thursday, April 5? Then get thee to The Siren in Morro Bay for a three-band show starring The Creston Line, The Mutineers, and RJ Bloke (8 to 11 p.m.; 21-and-older; $5 at the door). “We’re playing our fi rst local show in quite a while, as we’ve been focusing on playing around Northern California this year so far,” Creston Line frontman Jon Bartel explained. “This is our fi rst time back to The Siren since we opened for The White Buffalo there last fall. We’re excited to play with The Mutineers, who are old friends and stellar musicians— think The White Stripes by way of the Pogues with a healthy dose of Vegasera Elvis! They’re a husband-and-wife duo currently based in Portland and are touring a lot this year. RJ Bloke’s band is Patrolled By Radar but he’ll be playing a solo set at this show.” I’ve been wanting to see The Creston Line again ever since they played last year’s New Times Music Awards. I still regularly listen to Vagabonds, their 2017 release, as well as their Great Depression EP (2016). Bartel is simply a great singer-songwriter, striving to “bend things a little, making them noisier, looser, hopefully more human.” A lot of his songs celebrate life’s bluecollar underbelly. One of my favorites is the title track off Great Depression: “You’re my Great Depression. I’m your unemployment line. I’ve been waiting

hungry since the day I turned 29. You’re my dust pneumonia, yeah you rattle in my lungs. Every time I speak I taste your dustbowl on my tongue. Thought you were a New Deal, but I’m living hand to mouth. I built me up this Hoovertown. You’re never gonna burn me out.” That’s some damn crafty wordsmithing. Check out “1992” about Bartel’s friend who committed suicide after returning from war in Afghanistan: “Built too many coffi ns, and I’ve dug too many graves. Got too much ink in my arms and numbers and names. Heard too many preachers say, ‘Well you know, man, Jesus saves.’” This’ll be the best five bucks you ever spent. Also at The Siren, Numbskull and Good Medicine Presents bring The Dustbowl Revival back for an encore performance this Tuesday, April 10 (7 p.m.; 21-and-older; $20 presale at Boo Boo Records or ticketfly.com or $25 at the door), with Shook Twins opening. Dustbowl’s sound has really evolved on their last self-titled album, moving from vintage Dixieland jazz and Depression-era folk to phat-horned, hooky R&B. The L.A.-based eight-piece is fronted by sultry-sassy Liz Beebe, who belts out great Stax-like soul celebrations. This is killer dance music! Shook Twins, an indie folk-pop duo made up of identical twins Katelyn

LIVE MUSIC

EDGE OF ART April 7, 9-11:55 p.m. Cambria Pines N O RT H COAST S LO CO U N T Y

ANDY SCOTT LIVE Wednesdays, 8-11 p.m. Free. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

BANJERDAN LIVE Tuesdays, 3 p.m. Cambria Pines

AMERICANA POETS The Creston Line (pictured) plays a three-act show at The Siren on April 5, with The Mutineers and RJ Bloke. PHOTO COURTESY OF THE DUSTBOWL REVIVAL

SOUL SOUNDS The Dustbowl Revival brings their Stax Recordslike sounds to The Siren on April 10.

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Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

7, 5-8 p.m. $15 suggested donation. 805-215-3238. facebook.com/redbarnmusicseries. Red Barn at Los Osos Community Park, 2180 Palisades Ave., Los Osos.

FLAVOR PACKET: JAZZ QUARTET April 5, 6-8 p.m.

ROCK N’ MUSIC FESTIVAL Proceeds benefit LOMS/

Stax Wine Bar & Bistro, 1099 Embarcadero, Morro Bay, 772-5055, staxwine.com.

JON STEPHENS LIVE Thursdays, 5 p.m. Free. 805-

Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

927-0175. lascambritas.com. Las Cambritas, 2336 Main Street, Cambria.

BOB BENJAMIN AT CAMBRIA PUB Fridays, 6-9 p.m. Free. Cambria Pub and Steakhouse, 4090 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-927-0782.

LIVE JAM AT OTTER ROCK Thursdays, 8 p.m. Free. 805-772-1420. otterrockcafe.com. The Otter Rock Cafe, 885 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

BOB BENJAMIN AT CENTRALLY GROWN Sundays,

LIVE MUSIC AT OLD CAYUCOS TAVERN Fridays,

MBHS music programs. April 14, 3-9 p.m. $10-$25. 805771-1845. facebook.com/rocknmusicfestival/. Morro Bay Community Center, 1001 Kennedy Way, Morro Bay.

ROUGH HOUSE LIVE April 6, 9 p.m. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

SAN LUIS OBISPO COUNTY TRUMPET ALLIANCE A concert to benefit Arts for Living, an affiliate of United Cerebral Palsy. This program features a variety of selection, from classical to jazz. April 15, 3-4:30 p.m. Free; donations accepted. 805-550-1192. Slocta.com. St. Timothy’s Catholic Church, 962 Piney Way, Morro Bay.

10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-927-3563. centrallygrown.com. Centrally Grown, 7432 Exotic Garden Dr., Cambria.

Saturdays Free. 805-995-3209. oldcayucostavern.com. Old Cayucos Tavern & Cardroom, 130 N Ocean Ave, Cayucos.

BOB BENJAMIN AT LAS CAMBRITAS Saturdays,

LIVE MUSIC AT OTTER ROCK Fridays-Sundays, 8 p.m. Free. 805-772-1420. otterrockcafe.com. The Otter Rock Cafe, 885 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

SEABASS LIVE April 8, 8-11 p.m. Cambria Pines

6 p.m. Free. 805-927-3563. lascambritas.com. Las Cambritas, 2336 Main Street, Cambria.

BOBBY MALONE LIVE Saturdays, 3-6 p.m. Free.

LIVE MUSIC AT STAX Thursdays, Sundays, 6-8 p.m.

SHADY WILLOW: A CLASSIC ROCK EXPERIENCE

Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

Free. 805-772-5055. staxwine.com. Stax Wine Bar & Bistro, 1099 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

April 14, 8-11 p.m. 805-714-3575. The Otter Rock Cafe, 885 Embarcadero, Morro Bay, otterrockcafe.com/.

COALE LIVE April 9, 8 p.m. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

LOUIE ORTEGA LIVE Tuesdays, 8-11 p.m. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-9274200, cambriapineslodge.com.

ADAM LEVINE AND JUDY PHILBIN Levine and

DAVID POPE LIVE April 6, 6-9 p.m. Windows On The

MARCUS DIMAGGIO LIVE Fridays, 3-6 p.m. Free.

Water, 699 Embarcadero #7, Morro Bay, 805-772-0677, windowsmb.com/.

Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

DORIAN MICHAEL LIVE April 9, 6-9 p.m. Windows

THE RED BARN MUSIC SERIES: TOM BALL & KENNY SULTAN Enjoy this potluck dinner and

On The Water, 699 Embarcadero #7, Morro Bay, 805772-0677, windowsmb.com/.

concert. No advance seating or reservations. April

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N O RT H S LO CO U N T Y Philbin perform live jazz. Thursdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-238-2834. labellasera.com. Enoteca Restaurant and Bar, 206 Alexa Ct., Paso Robles.

AMERICAN ROCK AND ROLL DANCE PARTY Featuring Unfinished Business. April 7, 7:30-10 p.m. $15; $10 for wine club members. 805-227-6800. danbino.com/. D’anbino Vineyards and Cellars, 710 Pine St, Paso Robles.

THE BANJERDAN SHOW Thursdays, 6 p.m. Free. Last Stage West, 15050 Morro Rd, Highway 41 at Torro Creek Road, Atascadero, 805-4611393, laststagewest.net.

APRIL 5 – APRIL 12 2018

THE BAY STATION BAND LIVE With Kwame Copeland and Deborah Crooks. Enjoy original Americana and rock music. April 7, 6-9 p.m. Last Stage West, 15050 Morro Rd, Highway 41 at Torro Creek Road, Atascadero, 805-461-1393, laststagewest.net.

BLUEGRASS JAM SESSION AND BUFFET Second Wednesday of every month $12.50-$17.50. 805-792-0505. torocreekeventcenter.com/. Last Stage West, 15050 Morro Rd, Highway 41 at Torro Creek Road, Atascadero. CREEKSIDE CONCERT SERIES Enjoy wine, live music, art, food, open jam sessions, and more. Artists include the Wine Country Troubadors, Jill Knight, Driftwood Brothers, Bobby Santa Cruz, and Mike Perez. April 7, 5-7 p.m. Free. 805-226-9060. changalawinery.com. Changala Winery, 3770 Willow Creek Rd., Paso Robles. FISTFIGHT ON ECSTASY April 12, 8 p.m. $15. Manny’s Pizza and Grill, 2748 Spring St., Paso Robles, 805-221-5670. LIVE AT DARK STAR: NATALIE GELMAN Bring your MUSIC LISTINGS continued page 32

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The Bay Station Band, featuring California-based musicians Kwame Copeland and Deborah Crooks, performs April 7 from 6 to 9 p.m. at Last Stage West in Atascadero. Enjoy original compositions from a variety of genres including Americana and rock. Call (805) 461-1393 or visit laststagewest.net to find out more. —C.W. MUSIC LISTINGS from page 30 own picnic or enjoy Dark Star snacks with your wine tasting. April 7, 2-5 p.m. and April 8, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-237-2389. darkstarcellars.com/Events. Dark Star Cellars, 2985 Anderson Rd., Paso Robles.

LIVE MUSIC AT ASUNCION RIDGE Fridays, Saturdays, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-237-1425. asuncionridge. com. Asuncion Ridge, 725 12th St., Paso Robles. LIVE MUSIC AT BROKEN EARTH Saturdays, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-239-2562. brokenearthwinery.com. Broken Earth Winery, 5625 Highway 46E, Paso Robles.

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THE REAL BLUES JAM NORTH All Blues musicians, regardless of experience, are welcome to join this jam session. Hosted by Ted Waterhouse with Bruce Willard and Dean Giles. Thursdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $5 donation/ musicians exempt. 805-704-5116. danbino.com. D’anbino Vineyards and Cellars, 710 Pine St, Paso Robles.

SATURDAY LIVE Live music every Saturday afternoon. Wine and lunch offerings available for purchase. Saturdays, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-227-4812. vinarobles.com. Vina Robles Winery, 3700 Mill Rd., Paso Robles. SATURDAY LIVE WITH DONNA LU AND MATTHEW KIM Wine and lunch offerings available

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for purchase. No outside alcohol please. April 14, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-227-4812. vinarobles.com. Vina Robles Winery, 3700 Mill Rd., Paso Robles.

SATURDAY LIVE WITH SANDII CASTLEBERRY Wine and lunch offerings available for purchase. No outside alcohol please. April 7, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-2274812. vinarobles.com. Vina Robles Winery, 3700 Mill Rd., Paso Robles.

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SONGWRITERS AT PLAY Presented by Steve Key. Different acts every weekend. Saturdays, Sundays, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805- 226-8881. sculpterra.com. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles. TRAIN WRECK FRIDAY: BLIMP PILOTS The

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community grill will be open and picnics are welcome. Food and wine will be available for purchase. No pets or outside alcohol allowed. April 6, 5:30-8:30 p.m. $15; free to wine club members and children 6-and-under. 805238-9940. pomarjunction.com/events/. Pomar Junction Vineyards & Winery, 5036 S. El Pomar Dr., Templeton.

WIMPY RUTHERFORD AND THE CRYPTICS April 11, 8 p.m. $15. Manny’s Pizza and Grill, 2748 Spring St., Paso Robles, 805-221-5670. S a n Lu iS O b iS p O

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LIVE MUSIC AT CATTLEMANS LOUNGE Fridays, 6-8 p.m. Paso Robles Inn Cattleman’s Lounge, 103 Spring Street, Paso Robles, 805-238-2660.

ARLO GUTHRIE LIVE April 7, 7-11:30 p.m. $52. 805-329-5729. fremontslo.com/. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. BROWN BAG CONCERT Featuring Bob Harway and Judy Philbin. Fair Trade coffee and chocolate available. April 6, 12-12:45 p.m. Free. 805-543-5451. facebook. com/brownbagslo. First Presbyterian Church of San Luis Obispo, 981 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo.

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CAL POLY OPEN HOUSE RECITAL A recital showcasing the talent of Cal Poly student musicians with solo and group performances by vocalists and instrumentalists. April 14, 2 p.m. Free. 805-756-2406. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/. Cal Poly Davidson Music Center, Room 218, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo. COME TO THE CABARET! Enjoy show tunes performed by local artists in a relaxed cabaret setting. Donations benefit the Unitarian Universalist Fellowship. April 7, 7-9 p.m. $5-$20 suggested donation. 805-4390188. uuslo.org. Unitarian Universalist Fellowship Hall, 2201 Lawton Ave., San Luis Obispo.

COUNTRY ROAD AND HOPS MUSIC FESTIVAL Enjoy live music by JD Hardy and special guests Stephen Styles and the Bryan Titus Trio. April 7, 11 a.m.6 p.m. $10-$45. 805-448-7070. surfbeerfest.com. El Chorro Regional Park, California 1, San Luis Obispo.

DANTÉ MARSH LIVE April 7, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-8687133. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo, 7SistersBrewing.com. EMMA’S REVOLUTION Benefit concert for People of Faith for Justice featuring folk songwriting duo Pat Humphries and Sandy O with John R. Burr on keyboards. April 15, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $20-$30. 805305-0612. emmasrevolution.com. United Methodist Church, 1515 Fredericks Street, San Luis Obispo. FRIDAY MUSIC NIGHT AT AVILA BEACH RESORT Enjoy acoustic music from local artists with food and drinks from Mulligan’s. Fridays, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-5954000. Avila Beach Resort, 6464 Ana Bay Dr., Avila Beach.

GYPSY JAZZ NIGHT With the Gypsy All Stars: Laurel Mitchel (vocals), Daniel Cimo (violin), James Gallardo, Ben Arthur, and Toan Chau. Every other Thursday, 9:30-11:30 p.m. Barrelhouse Brewing Co. Speakeasy, 1033 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo, 805-296-1128, barrelhousebrewing.com. HAYLEY KIYOKO LIVE April 12, 7-11:30 p.m. $22. 805-329.-729. fremontslo.com/. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. JAZZ JAM SESSIONS AT LINNAEA’S Hosted by the SLO County Jazz Federation. Second Tuesday of every month, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-543-1200. Linnaea’s Cafe, 1110 Garden St., San Luis Obispo, linnaeas.com/.

JAZZ VESPERS CONCERT Featuring Voce, the premier vocal jazz ensemble at Cuesta College. Voce performs regularly and tours extensively under the direction of John Knutson. April 15, 4-5:45 p.m. Donations appreciated. 805-543-5451. fpcslo.org. First Presbyterian Church of San Luis Obispo, 981 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo.

LIVE MUSIC AT MOTHER’S TAVERN Fridays, 7:3010:30 p.m. Free. 805-541-8733. motherstavern.com. Mother’s Tavern, 725 Higuera St, San Luis Obispo.

MARC E BASSY LIVE April 6, 8-11:30 p.m. $20-$60. 805-329-5729. fremontslo.com/. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

BROWN BAG CONCERT First Friday of every month, 12-1 p.m. Free. 805-543-5451. fpcslo.org. First

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HE BEATS HIS MEAT Sex-obsessed rapper Ugly God brings his booty shaking raps to the Fremont Theater on April 11.

Strictly Starkey But I’m still gon’ beat my meat.” Hey, he’s not for everybody. You might want to get tickets now for Hayley Kiyoko, who plays next Thursday, April 12 (8 p.m.; $22). The pop singer-songwriter and actress (Insidious: Chapter 3, Jem and the Holograms, XOXO) sings about feeling betrayed by a lesbian lover in “Curious” when she sees her with another guy. Very hooky pop track!

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I fi rst heard Micki Dollins’ voice in my backyard when my brother-inlaw Casey Robertshaw brought her

to a backyard party. Sitting around the fi re pit, she casually belted out a hauntingly beautiful version of “Angel from Montgomery” as Casey played along. It gave me chills! Later I found out that she and Casey had dated for two and a half years before she even sang in front of him! “Casey’s a better guitar player than I’m a singer,” Micki said over beers on McCarthy’s patio. “No way,” said Casey, who graduated from Cuesta College’s music program with an AA degree. “She’s an amazing STARKEY continued page 35 PHOTO COURTESY OF DAVID VIENNA

STARKEY from page 30

and Laurie Shook, deliver “beautiful harmonies, layered upon acoustic and electric instrumentation coupled with Laurie’s inventive use of percussive and ambient vocal loops, and Katelyn’s repurposed telephone microphone,” according to their bio. Their newest video for “Call Me Out” is a swirly, dreamy, lushly rendered ethereal opus. This will be good! Numbskull and Good Medicine also hosts progressive bluegrass act Hot Buttered Rum at The Siren on Wednesday, April 11 (7 p.m.; 21-andolder; $17 presale at Boo Boo’s or ticketfly.com or $20 at the door), with the Jon Stickley Trio opening with bluegrass, Gypsy jazz, and folk punk.

Four at the Fremont

Marc E. Bassy makes a stop at the Fremont Theater on his Gossip Columns Tour with Rexx Life Raj and Gianni Taylor, on Friday, April 6 (9 p.m.; $20 general or $60 VIP at eventbrite.com). Bassy says he’s still “finding his voice as a musician,” but that hasn’t stopped the pop and R&B

artist from amassing a huge fan base since the release of 2014’s Only the Poets Vol. 1, his debut mixtape. Arlo Guthrie plays the Fremont as part of his Re:Generation Tour on Saturday, April 7 (8 p.m.; $48 to $54 at eventbrite.com), with Abe and Sarah Lee opening. According to press materials, “Arlo Guthrie’s father Woody hoped one day to have enough kids to form a family band, traveling the country and singing their songs together—generations. The Re:Generation tour is the spirit of an American family making music together. Arlo’s children Abe and Sarah Lee will be joining their dad to present music of the Guthrie Generations.” Rapper Ugly God hits the Fremont on Wednesday, April 11 (9 p.m.; $27 general or $77 VIP), with $teve Cannon opening. Best known for his 2016 single “Water,” other Ugly God tracks include “I Beat My Meat”: “Bitch I beat my meat/ Give a fuck ’bout what you think/ I nut up all in my sheets/ Bitch my swag is so complete/ Get a yellow bone naked/ Ugly God gon’ lick her feet/ And I’m always getting pussy/

DYNAMIC DUO Micki and Casey bring their great mix of covers and originals to several shows this month: April 6 at Dead Oak Brewing; April 14 at Tin City Cider; April 15 at Kelsey Winery; and April 20 at the SLO Elks Lodge for members and their guests.

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Fellows Hall, 520 Dana St., San Luis Obispo.

MEGAN STEINKE LIVE April 6, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-

COUNTRY NIGHT Thursdays, 8 p.m.-2 a.m. 805-541-

868-7133. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo, 7SistersBrewing.com.

096. slograd.com. The Graduate, 990 Industrial Way, San Luis Obispo.

MINNESOTA LIVE PartyWave opens the show. April 14, 8-11:30 p.m. $20-$25. 805-329-5729. fremontslo.com/. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

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NEF THE PHAROAH April 13, 8-11:30 p.m. $20. 805329-5729. fremontslo.com/. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

NOCHE CALIENTE Fridays, 10 p.m.-2 a.m. 805-541096. slograd.com. The Graduate, 990 Industrial Way, San Luis Obispo.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: KRISTEN BLACK A family-friendly concert. April 5, 6-9:30 p.m. Free. 805-868-7133. 7SistersBrewing.com. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

KARAOKE AT OTTER ROCK Wednesdays, 8 p.m. Free. 805-772-1420. otterrockcafe.com. The Otter Rock Cafe, 885 Embarcadero, Morro Bay. n O rt h S LO CO u n t y

OPEN MIC MIGHT AT DARK STAR With host Rusty Hobbs. No cover charge. Fridays, 5:30-9 p.m. Free. 805-237-2389. darkstarcellars.com/ Events. Dark Star Cellars, 2985 Anderson Rd., Paso Robles. S a n Lu iS O b iS p O

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: TODD O’KEEFE Family-friendly concert. April 12, 6-9:30 p.m. Free. 805-868-7133. 7SistersBrewing.com. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

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a blend of country, bluegrass, folk, and gospel. April 13, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-868-7133. 7SistersBrewing.com. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

UGLY GOD LIVE April 11, 8-11 p.m. $27–$77. 805329-5729. fremontslo.com/. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

CONTRA DANCE WITH BLAM! Featuring Jean Gorrindo and BLAM! which features Marta Lynch, fiddle, Bob Silberstein, keyboard, and Elizabeth Todd, flute. All ages welcome. April 14, 6:30-10 p.m. $10 adults; $5 members and students with ID; free children 16-and-under. 805-602-2929. cccds.org. Odd

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attention writers! We get submissions year ’round for this publication and now’s your chance to be a part of it. OLD-TIME FUN Guitar and harmonica blues duo Tom Ball and Kenny Sultan play The Red Barn Community Music Series in Los Osos on April 7. STARKEY from page 33

singer, in fact the most talented untrained singer I’ve ever heard. I worked with a lot of great singers at Cuesta, but her raw talent is crazy!” For the last three years or so, the pair have played regularly at local wineries, breweries, and more. They’ll drop an original like Micki’s “Free”— “Anyone who knows us knows that we’re connected from head to toe”—or Casey’s “Slow Down”—“When life gets you down you better stay upright. Keep the fi re lit on a cold winter night”—and follow them up with a Rhianna song or Johnny Cash or Leon Bridges or Florence + The Machine. See Micki and Casey this Friday, April 6, at Dead Oak Brewing (6:30 to 9 p.m.); Saturday, April 14, at Tin City Cider (6 to 8 p.m.); Sunday, April 15, at Kelsey Winery (1 to 4 p.m.); or the SLO Elks Lodge on Friday, April 20 (6:30 to 9 p.m. for members and their guests).

The return of Ball and Sultan

Super cool old-time guitar and harmonica blues duo Tom Ball and Kenny Sultan used to play around here regularly, but I can’t remember the last time they were through our neck of the woods. The Flying Fish and Rounder Records recording artists have been featured in Levi’s 501 Blues commercials, as well as film scores and TV soundtracks. They’re both music archeologists keeping the old

Send us your brief story — 55 words or less – with a headline that doesn’t exceed seven words. Check out the full rules online at the link below. ways alive. See them this Saturday, April 7, when they play The Red Barn Community Music Series in Los Osos (5 p.m. potluck, 6 p.m. show; all ages; $15 donation at the door; BYOB). This is a real down-home community event!

Rocking for independent radio! Listener-supported community radio stations 97.3FM and 107.9FM The Rock will celebrate their fifth year on air with their annual fundraising concert at Morro Bay Vets Hall this Friday, April 7 (6 p.m.; all ages; free, but donations gratefully accepted!). This year’s show has a great lineup, including singer-songwriter Jill Knight with Rob Espinosa (of It’s A Beautiful Day), acoustic juggernauts Wood, genre jumper Ricky Montijo, and Bay Area psychedelic rock, surf, and punk act The Mermen. “We’re truly blessed to have such an incredible lineup this year,” The Rock founder Hal Abrams said. “The legendary ‘Mermen’ are coming to Morro Bay for a rare must-see show and musical experience. How cool is that?” Beer, wine, and food will be available for purchase, as well as a silent auction. Bring your friends! Δ Keep up with New Times Senior Staff Writer Glen Starkey via Twitter at twitter. com/glenstarkey, friend him at facebook. com/glenstarkey, or contact him at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com. PHOTO COURTESY OF THE MERMEN

SEXY BEASTS Surf punk act The Mermen play the annual 107.9FM The Rock fundraising concert at Morro Bay Vet’s Hall on April 7.

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Right brain, left brain

Challenge yourself to be creative and logical all in the same night at the Watercolor and Wine Workshop at Zest It Up in Atascadero on April 10. The event runs from 6 to 8 p.m. and includes arts and finance. Come and enjoy a complimentary glass of wine and learn the fundamentals of watercolor while working on wall paintings, notecards, and more. The night will also include a little left brain thinking as attendees learn about being a woman in today’s financial world. The event is free, but registration is required. Visit eventbrite.com to sign up. All attendees must be 21 and older.

Just a spoonful of sugar

Calling all child stars who can sing their best rendition of “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!” The San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre is holding auditions for Mary Poppins Jr. on April 10 and 11. Around 20 to 25 roles are available for boys and girls ages 8 to 18. Actors are asked to prepare a short monologue of no more than 30 seconds, prepare a short song selection from Mary Poppins, and bring a current photo of themselves. A cd/iPod dock will be provided. No a capella singing, please. Call (805) 781-3889, Ext. 14, or email act@slorep.org to set up an appointment. Rehearsals will run from May 8 to July 12 and the show will run from July 13 to 22. Tuition is $400 per student. Scholarships and payment plans are available. Visit slorep.org for more information.

Another lifetime

Go back to another time and culture at the View from the Mellah: Imagining the Former Jewish Quarter of Fez, Morocco, at Cuesta College in SLO on April 18. The talk will be given by art history and art appreciation Professor Michelle H. Craig at 3 p.m. in room 2608. She specializes in African and Islamic art histories and her fieldwork has been based in Morocco since 2006. Craig’s research examines the architecture and photographic representations of the mellah, the former Jewish quarter of Fez. The mellah was inhabited by the 15th century, but its architecture largely dates to the 19th and 20th centuries, making an anomaly in a city praised for its medieval qualities. This presentation explores how mellah’s present form celebrates its Jewish past, reflects the failed experiments of French colonization, and partially meets the needs of its current Muslim inhabitants. Visit cuesta.edu for more information. Δ —Ryah Cooley

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ne murder, 150 peculiar characters, and just four actors to play them all. It’s a real head scratcher of a math problem, but one that the San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre pulls off with grace and aplomb in its rendition of The 39 Steps, currently on stage in downtown SLO. This very British madcap, whodunit murder mystery melodrama was adapted from the 1915 novel by John Buchan and the 1935 film by Alfred Hitchcock. Whodunit? The original concept and The 39 Steps will show at the SLO production of a four-actor version Repertory Theatre through April 15. of the story was by Simon Corble Tickets range from $20 to $35. Martinis will be offered at the bar beginning at and Nobby Dimon. Patrick 6 p.m. on Saturday, April 6 and 13. Visit Barlow rewrote this adaptation slorep.org for more information and to in 2005. purchase tickets. At the helm is guest director Jody Hovland, co-founder of Iowa City’s Riverside Theatre (past SLO Rep amusement, he decides to head to a show in credits include 2017’s Rabbit Hole). Actor the West End, where he meets a dark haired, Timothy Stewart (SLO Rep’s The Producers) mysterious spy woman (Worley-Beck) who is our hero, Richard. Katie Worley-Beck (The invites herself back to his apartment. After Great American Melodrama’s The Holiday briefly leaving the room, Richard comes back to Extravaganza) plays three women, one find his companion has literally been stabbed mysterious and both an unwilling love interest in the back! And all the information she’s left and a longing one. Billy Breed (SLO Rep’s The Producers) and Cameron Parker (SLO Rep’s The him with is something about 39 steps and the Producers) play everything else, including nosey name of a particular man to find in Scotland. After becoming a murder suspect, Richard lingerie salesmen, a husband and wife running a small inn in Scotland, a dastardly villain, and quickly flees the country via train to try and solve this mystery. Madness and hilarity ensue. an unwitting milkman. Worley-Beck, Parker, The cast makes use of a simple set and props, and Stewart are all alumni of Santa Maria’s quick costume changes, and a few wigs to keep Pacific Conservatory Theatre (PCPA), and Breed cut his teeth at the North Carolina School things moving along at a nice clip. I never wondered what time it was while taking in The of the Arts. 39 Steps on opening night, March 30. Stewart It’s the 1930s and Richard is stewing in his is believable and alternatingly charming and bachelor apartment in London. Seeking some

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NOTHING TO SEE HERE Richard (Timothy Stewart, right) tries to lay low on a train bound for Scotland while being pursued for murder and sitting across from two chatty lingerie salesmen (Billy Breed and Cameron Parker).

boorish as the wannabe detective Richard. Worley-Beck was so adept at switching between a spy, lonesome Scottish housewife, and a girl roped into Richard’s quest, that I initially swore there were at least two women in the cast before double-checking the playbill. Breed and Parker provide a hefty dose of the show’s humor as they step into every other single role with wit and charisma, switching accents and even genders along the way. While all is revealed in an unexpected twist ending, it’s the journey of watching a team of four actors transform a complex comedy that really, truly makes seeing The 39 Steps a night out on the town. Δ Arts Editor Ryah Cooley needs a mystery. Send her leads at rcooley@newtimesslo.com.

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he knew she had to have it. The building was condemned by the city of Paso Robles after barely surviving the 2003 earthquake, but artist Anne Laddon could see the potential in the structure and layout of the former auto parts and repair shop on Pine Street. When Laddon walked by the space years ago, it hit her, just like that. The building was clearly meant to be an art gallery. “We didn’t have an art gallery in Paso,” Laddon said. “For over 20 years I’d been grumbling about it.” Nearly 10 years have gone by since Laddon’s gallery, Studios on the Park, opened its doors to the public in 2009. To commemorate its history, the gallery will host Studios Roots: The Alumni Show, featuring just one piece from past and present resident artists, through April 29. Laddon relocated to the Central Coast in 1984 after meeting “a handsome cowboy” from Paso, her future husband, Jim, on a river trip at the Grand Canyon. Laddon showed her work in Arizona, New Mexico, and Colorado, but there was nowhere in town for artists to sell their wares. Laddon had been one of the founding artists at the Torpedo Factory in Alexandria, Virginia, so this wasn’t her first rodeo. Shortly after they opened to the public in 2009, the studio held its first Paso ArtsFest, a free outdoor event that would run for the next seven years. “It was obvious to me when I looked at the building,” Laddon said. “This is like a baby Torpedo Factory. I had already done it.” So when Tom Peck, an artist who moved to Paso from Mill Valley to “enjoy life in the open, undisturbed country,” saw a notice on the building at 1130 Pine St. about it becoming an art gallery, he

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quickly reached out to Laddon. He became one of Studios’ first resident artists and juror of the Studios Roots show. With more than 50 artists displaying work in the show, Peck set a challenging standard for everyone to follow: just one piece per artist. “Everybody has a tremendous body of work,” Peck said. “To pick just one that represents you is an interesting task.” For her piece, Laddon chose an oil painting, Carrizo Spring, that teems with vivid pinks, purples, yellows, and greens depicting the super bloom of wildflowers that sprouted up on the Carrizo Plains last year after a healthy season of rainfall. “I went out there seven times in two weeks,” Laddon said. “It moved me. I’m a total color junkie.” While Peck currently focuses on painting and sculpture, photography used to be his main medium, so for his piece he selected the blurry, surreal-looking black and white photo, Self Portrait in Headlights. In it Peck is lying in the middle of the road, almost as if he were dead. To get this shot Peck parked his truck in the middle of the road with his then 7-year-old son sitting up top as the lookout, turned on the headlights, set up the shot, and had a photographer friend help with the execution. “It represents my attitude, which is just kind of different, it’s unexpected,” Peck said of the photo. “I like how it represents my thinking.” Δ Arts Editor Ryah Cooley’s roots are in Paso Robles. Contact her at rcooley@ newtimesslo.com.

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o-writer/director Armando Iannucci (Veep, In the Loop) helms this farce about the power struggle following the death of Soviet leader Joseph Stalin (Adrian McLoughlin) in 1953. Who will win control? Frightened puppet Georgy Malenkov (Jeffery Tambor), crafty Nikita Khrushchev (Steve Buscemi), or secret police sadist Lavrenti Beria (Simon Russell Beale)? (107 min.) Glen Filled with clever zingers and scathing political humor, there’s a lot to snicker at here, but I didn’t seem to fi nd the fi lm as laugh-out-loud funny as many did in the screening we saw. It’s basically about the bumbling struggle created by the power vacuum following a murderous despot’s death— small-minded, venal men stepping all over each other in their quest to gain control. Sounds hilarious, right? Right? Meanwhile, people on Stalin’s purge “lists” suddenly get a reprieve, like the poor sap in a line of prisoners being summarily executed against a wall. Bang! Bang! Bang! “Oh, you’re free to go now.” Stalin’s played as a capricious, paranoid madman, and the bootlicking sycophantic toadies surrounding him have to make sure they laugh at his jokes and in turn amuse him and stay in his favor. When Khrushchev returns home to his wife at the end of a long evening with Stalin, he dictates to her which targets of his jokes Stalin laughed at and which fell flat so as not to repeat his mistakes. Khrushchev

CALL A DOCTOR? After Stalin (Adrian McLoughlin, lying down) falls gravely ill, each member of his power mad inner circle (left to right: Steve Buscemi, Jeffery Tambor, Dermot Crowley, and Simon Russell Beale) plots his next move.

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and the others can see and Malenkov (Tambor) Stalin’s actions are THE DEATH OF STALIN is posing for his role as reprehensible, yet they’re leader and chief. He’s a What’s it rated? R so in fear of losing their wilting flower though, What’s it worth, Anna? Matinee place in the inner circle unable to decide anything What’s it worth, Glen? Matinee that they go along with and worried more about Where’s it showing? The Palm anything, which doesn’t people’s perception of him leave me with a protagonist worth than actual leadership. The film has rooting for. As a depiction of an ugly some gems of comedy throughout, but quest for power, it’s spot on, and though sometimes that humor is lost in a jumble I fi nd it an imperfect analogy, one can of farce. Overall, it’s funny but not a riot. certainly compare the depicted Stalin’s Glen The performances all around are administration with Trump. And it’s solid, with Buscemi and Tambor standing absolutely an indictment of Russian out. Because of how some of the characters governmental corruption, so yes, it’s are written, a few performances border a savage satire but not necessarily a on cartoonish, such as Jason Isaacs as funny one. Field Marshal Zhukov and Stalin’s kids, Anna The Death of Stalin is a satirical Svetlana (Andrea Risenborough) and farce, certainly playing at and paralleling Vasily (Rupert Friend), who are rather some of today’s politics. There are funny cliché. If you’re a fan of Mel Brooks’ moments, and the talented cast has (Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, fun with the circus of it. Buscemi is the High Anxiety, History of the World: Part frustrated and beleaguered Khrushchev I) writing and directing, you’re probably who guises under working toward the going to love The Death of Stalin and greater good but ends up being just as its broad characters, irreverence, and corrupt and power hungry as the rest, absurdity. On the other hand, a comedy maybe even more so. Beria (Beale) comes about gulags, executions, and political off at first as the obvious villain—the backstabbing may not be your cup of tea. head of security who orders the deaths of I can definitely see this film dividing those Stalin sees unfavorably, and he’s audiences. For me, it works best as a the person who found Stalin after an depiction of toadyism and fear. An early aneurism and immediately began plotting scene shows a radio broadcast of a live his takeover. He squirrels away evidence performance of Mozart, and as it ends against his fellow board members, playing Stalin calls the broadcaster demanding his cards where he can to try and gain a recording. Oops! They didn’t record it, power. Soon death warrants are being so they have to corral the musicians to revoked, prisoners are being released, perform it again, except the gifted pianist

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ACRIMONY What’s it rated? R Where’s it showing? Stadium 10 A faithful wife (Taraji P. Henson) tired of standing by her devious husband (Lyriq Bent) is enraged when it becomes clear she has been betrayed. (120 min.) —Lionsgate

BLACK PANTHER What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Full price Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Stadium 10, Galaxy Co-writer/director Ryan Coogler (Creed) helms this story about T’Challa (Chadwick Boseman), a newly crowned king of the technologically advanced but isolationist country of Wakanda, who finds his new kinghood

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WHO’S NEXT? Will crafty Nikita Khrushchev (Steve Buscemi, third from left) or frightened puppet Georgy Malenkov (Jeffery Tambor, second from right) ultimately seize power?

challenged by Erik Killmonger (Michael B. Jordan), a vengeful victim of T’Challa’s father’s past actions. Every comic book hero needs a villain, and the obvious one here is white South African arms dealer Ulysses Klaue (Andy Serkis), who’s working with Killmonger to steal vibranium, an alien metal that arrived as a meteorite and is responsible for the Wakandan technology. But that’s only looking at the surface. Dig deeper into this Afro-centric and female-centric film and the real villain is colonialism and the African diaspora is caused that fuels competing ideologies within the larger black community. It’s an empowering reimagining of African roots but also—remember—a fantasy. Ultimately, this is a super hero flick that refuses to stay in the genre’s rut and that’s interested in exploring

(Neighbors, Suicide Squad) and John Cena (Trainwreck, Sisters) star in Blockers, the directorial debut of Kay Cannon (writer of the Pitch Perfect series). (102 min.) —Universal Pictures

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complicated political and cultural ideas. Sure, other Marvel stories have looked at politics, from Iron Man and the arms trade to Captain America: Winter’s Soldier and drones, PTSD, and warfare, but Black Panther goes deeper than any other Marvel storyline. I say, keep it coming. (134 min.) —Glen Starkey

What’s it rated? R Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Stadium 10, Park, Galaxy When three parents stumble upon their daughters’ pact to lose their virginity at prom, they launch a covert one-night operation to stop the teens from sealing the deal. Leslie Mann (The Other Woman, This Is 40), Ike Barinholtz

star Maria Veniaminovna Yudina (Olga Kurylenko) refuses … until the frightened broadcaster agrees to pay her extortion money. Living at the whim of a violent dictator seems less than fun, so while I appreciated the film’s biting satire, I also found its world more than a bit depressing. Maybe due to the current White House occupant, I’ve grown tired of politics. Anna The opening scene was pretty funny and set the tone of farce and silliness. Stalin’s kids are hot messes, both full of drama in their own special ways. His son is a drunk, and his daughter terribly dramatic, which is ripe for comedy, though as you said, it borders on cartoonish. I’m guessing the cast had a lot of fun with this one, perhaps more than the audience will. I really did like Buscemi as Khrushchev—his frustrated ploys and sad-sack mentality are pretty funny, especially when he’s tasked with menial things like orchestrating Stalin’s funeral or being outvoted in meetings. Tambor is also a bright spot with his unsure pushover personality and vanity in full form. Details like the strings of his corset hanging down and his request for sharper cheekbones on his portrait are details that really shine. Though it may not ring as hilarious with all audiences, I think The Death of Stalin is worth a matinee and a popcorn at The Palm. Δ

CHAPPAQUIDDICK What’s it rated? PG-13 Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Stadium 10, Park, Galaxy In the riveting suspense drama, Chappaquiddick, the scandal and mysterious events surrounding the tragic drowning of a young woman, as Ted Kennedy drove his car off the infamous bridge, are revealed in the new movie starring Jason Clarke as Ted Kennedy and Kate Mara as Mary Jo Kopechne. Not only did this event take the life of an aspiring political strategist and Kennedy insider,

but also it ultimately changed the course of presidential history forever. (101 min.) —Entertainment Studios Motion Pictures

THE DEATH OF STALIN What’s it rated? R Where’s it showing? The Palm See Split Screen.

GOD’S NOT DEAD: A LIGHT IN DARKNESS What’s it rated? PG Where’s it showing? Park After a deadly fire rips through St. James Church, Hadleigh University leaders use the tragedy to push the congregation off campus, forcing the church to defend its rights and bringing together estranged brothers for a reunion that opens old wounds and forces them to address the

issues that pulled them apart. (120 min.) —Pure Flix Entertainment

I CAN ONLY IMAGINE What’s it rated? PG Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Stadium 10, Park, Galaxy The inspiring and unknown true story behind MercyMe’s beloved, chart-topping song that brings ultimate hope to so many is a gripping reminder of the power of true forgiveness. (110 min.) —Lionsgate

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world. The screenplay by Isaac Aptaker and Elizabeth Berger, which is based on the YA novel Simon vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda, delivers a big-hearted story that celebrates a changing culture that’s trying to shake off its homophobic history. It’s definitely worth a trip to the theater. (109 min.) —Glen Starkey

THE MIRACLE SEASON

What’s it rated? PG Where’s it showing? Stadium 10 Based on the inspiring true story of West High School girls’ volleyball team. After the loss of the school’s star player in an accident, the remaining team players must band together under the guidance of their tough-love coach in hope of winning the state championship. (90 min.) —LD Entertainment

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Leaning Into The Wind: Andy Goldsworthy is a vibrant journey through the diverse layers of artist Andy Goldsworthy’s world. From urban Edinburgh and London to the South of France and New England, each environment he encounters becomes a fresh kaleidoscopic canvas for his art. A lushly visualized travelogue, Goldsworthy’s work and Thomas Riedelsheimer’s exquisite cinematography redefine landscape and inextricably tie human life to the natural world. (93 min.) —Magnolia Pictures

effete but sharp-witted enough to rebuff his peers who dare mock him. It’s 2018, so of course part of the story must play out online with a school gossip and online confession site, on which Simon begins an email correspondence with another gay young man named “Blue.” Simon takes on his own pseudonym, “Jacques,” and the two get to know each other, though neither knows the other’s true identity. Throughout the story, Simon wonders which of his classmates it is: Bram (Keiynan Lonsdale), the soccer player; Cal (Miles Heizer), the brooding loner; or Lyle (Joey Pollari),

A QUIET PLACE

What’s it rated? PG-13 Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Stadium 10, Park, Galaxy In the modern horror thriller A Quiet Place, a family of four must navigate their lives in silence after mysterious creatures that hunt by sound threaten their survival. If they hear you, they hunt you. (90 min.) —Paramount Pictures

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What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Full Price Where’s it showing? The Palm, Stadium 10 Greg Berlanti (Life as We Know It) directs this coming of age story about Simon Spier (Nick Robinson), a closeted gay teenager who must face his sexual identity. At first, Love, Simon came across as boilerplate coming of age story with the slight twist of Simon being a closeted gay. It set up warm relationships with his friends Leah (Katherine Langford), Nick (Jorge Lendeborg Jr.), and Abby (Alexandra Shipp); parents Emily (Jennifer Garner) and Jack (Josh Duhamel); and sister Nora (Talitha Bateman). He’s just a regular guy with a big secret who likes to gaze out his window at the hunky gardener next door and dream of being accepted for who he is. The only out gay boy at his high school is Ethan (Clark Moore), who unlike Simon is exaggeratedly

PAUL, APOSTLE OF CHRIST

What’s it rated? PG-13 Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Stadium 10, Park Paul, Apostle of Christ is the story of two men. Luke (Jim Caviezel), as a friend and physician, risks his life every time he ventures into the city of Rome to visit Paul (James Faulkner), who is PHOTO COURTESY OF PARAMOUNT PICTURES held captive in the emperor’s darkest, bleakest prison cell. Before Paul’s death sentence can be enacted, Luke resolves to write another book, SHH! A family’s life is one that details the beginnings of “The Way” threated by creatures and the birth of what will come to be known as that hunt by sound in A the church. But the emperor is determined to Quiet Place. rid Rome of Christians and does not flinch from executing them in the grisliest ways possible. Two men struggle against a determined emperor and the frailties of the human spirit in order to bequeath the Gospel of Jesus Christ to the world. (108 min.) —Affirm Films

THE LEISURE SEEKER

What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Streaming Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Galaxy, Fair Oaks Writer-director Paolo Virzì (The First Beautiful Thing, Human Capital, Like Crazy) directs Helen Mirren and Donald Sutherland as an elderly couple who unbeknownst to their family take off on a misguided final adventure in their trusty old RV they call The Leisure Seeker. Based on Michael Zadoorian’s novel, the story centers on John Spencer, a former literature teacher with Alzheimer’s, and his devoted wife, Ella. Two great actors, revered source material, and a director known for deftly crafted human stories—what could go wrong? In The Leisure Seeker, surprisingly a lot. Like a lot of effective novels, Zadoorian’s story doesn’t translate with the same nuance and depth to the big screen. John and Ella are a little too cookie cutter. He’s in turns charming and erudite, albeit overly didactic and a little boring; she’s exasperated one minute and desperately in love with John the next. He wakes up and thinks it’s a different decade—that he’s a young professor off to teach, or he’s paranoid about some long lost boyfriend from Ella’s youth. She’s a doting wife one second and ready to leave him on the side of the road the next. All these pivots are too much even for Mirren and Sutherland to manage without an element of broad cartoonishness. To its credit, the film has a couple beefy third act twists that can’t be discussed without revealing too much of the plot, but suffice it to say, they bring a big bump in John and Ella’s long relationship before finding a way to resolve the story that feels both inevitable and surprising ... if you haven’t read the novel. (112 min.) —Glen Starkey

the hunky wallflower. The story’s antagonist is star thespian and royal douche bag Martin (Logan Miller), who by accident is able to screenshot some of Simon and Blue’s emails and thus extort Simon into setting Martin up with Simon’s gorgeous friend Abby, who naturally Simon’s other friend Nick is already in love with. Like John Hughes films such as Pretty in Pink, Some Kind of Wonderful, 16 Candles, and The Breakfast Club, Love, Simon gets right to the heart of what it means to be an awkward adolescent trying to find your place in the

What’s it rated? PG-13 Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Galaxy John Boyega (Star Wars: The Force Awakens) stars as the rebellious Jake Pentecost, a once-promising Jaeger pilot whose legendary father gave his life to secure humanity’s victory against the monstrous “Kaiju.” Jake has since abandoned his training only to become caught up in a criminal underworld. But when an even more unstoppable threat is unleashed to tear through our cities and bring the world to its knees, he is given one last chance to live up to his father’s legacy by his estranged sister, Mako Mori (Rinko Kikuchi)—who is leading a brave new generation of pilots that have grown up in the shadow of war. (111 min.) —Universal Pictures

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What’s it rated? PG Where’s it showing? Park, Galaxy When Gnomeo (James McAvoy) and Juliet (Emily Blunt) first arrive in the city with their friends and family, their biggest concern is getting their new garden ready for spring. However, they soon discover that someone is kidnapping garden gnomes all over London. When Gnomeo and Juliet return home to find that everyone in their garden is missing there’s only one gnome to call—Sherlock Gnomes (Johnny Depp). (86 min.) —Paramount Pictures

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What’s it rated? PG-13 Where’s it showing? Sunset Drive-In, Park, Galaxy Lara Croft (Alicia Vikander) is the fiercely independent daughter of an eccentric adventurer, Lord Richard Croft (Dominic West), who vanished when she was scarcely a teen. Now a young woman of 21 without any real focus or purpose, Lara navigates the chaotic streets of trendy East London as a bike courier, barely making the rent, and takes college courses, rarely making it to class. Determined to forge her own path, she refuses to take the reins of her father’s global empire just as staunchly as she rejects the idea that he’s truly gone. Advised to face the facts and move forward after seven years without him, even Lara can’t understand what drives her to finally solve the puzzle of his mysterious death. (122 min.) —Warner Bros. Pictures

A WRINKLE IN TIME

What’s it rated? PG What’s it worth? Rental Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Galaxy, From Director Ava DuVernay (Selma) and screenwriter Jennifer Lee (Frozen, Zootopia), comes the film adaptation of the novel A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L’Engle. Meg Murry (Storm Reid, 12 Years a Slave) is a typical middle school student struggling with issues of self-worth who is desperate to fit in. As the daughter of two world-renowned physicists, she is intelligent and uniquely gifted, as is Meg’s younger brother Charles Wallace (Deric McCabe, Stephanie), but she has yet to realize it for herself. Making matters even worse is the baffling disappearance of Mr. Murry (Chris Pine, Wonder Woman), which torments Meg and has left her mother (Gugu MbathaRaw, Beauty and the Beast) heartbroken. Charles Wallace introduces Meg and her fellow classmate Calvin (Levi Miller, Pan) to three celestial guides—Mrs. Which (Oprah Winfrey, The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks), Mrs. Whatsit (Reese Witherspoon, Wild) and Mrs. Who (Mindy Kaling, The Mindy Show)—who have journeyed to Earth to help search for their father, and together they set off on their formidable quest. The book is fantastical, but definitely doesn’t lend itself to an easy film adaptation. And diverse casting like this should be the norm in movies, I scratched my head a bit when it was revealed that Kaling’s character was the Mrs. Who that could only quote others to get her message across, leaving Witherspoon with the most dialogue out of the trio, since Winfrey was in less scenes. Having a diverse cast is progress, but why did Witherspoon, the only white actress of the trio, get the most lines? I did, however, enjoy the standout performance of Reid as a struggling, angst-filled teen dealing with the unexplained absence of her dad. In one particularly moving scene, her younger brother Charles Wallace has been taken over by an evil force and she declares, “You should love me because I deserve to be loved!” It’s a message that more young girls need to hear. While I wouldn’t recommend forking over the cash to see it on the big screen, renting A Wrinkle in Time on a rainy day and curling up inside at home would make for a pleasant enough afternoon. (120 min.) Δ —Ryah Cooley New Times movie reviews were compiled by Arts Editor Ryah Cooley and others. You can contact her at rcooley@newtimesslo.com.

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istory has weight. I don’t mean that in a strictly metaphorical sense. Our past has a literal weight. In this case it weighs approximately 8,000 pounds. How heavy is this? It’s the first question I have on March 30 as I walk up to the mirrored black surface of the The Wall That Heals, a three-quarter-scale traveling replica of the Washington, D.C., Vietnam Veterans Memorial that was set up in the meadow outside of the Madonna Inn from March 29 through April 1. Since I was a high school freshman, I have long had a fascination with the 1960s and 1970s, and the Vietnam War in particular. At the time, I was curious as to what it would be like to live through a time of war, social upheaval, and change. That was just before 9/11. Since then, that era seems less like a distant, dusty history lesson and more like a case study and potential survival guide for the current state of our country. I start from one end of the 375-foot wall and move slowly down its length. Along the way, its panels grew taller and the names of the service members dead and uncounted for etched into its dark surface—58,318 in all—grew until I stood at its center. At a

little more than 7 feet tall, its apex towered over me. A woman next to me runs her hands over some of the names. “I went to high school with these guys,” she tells a nearby docent, who nods. I’m sure it’s not the first time someone has said that to him. I’m again struck by the physical presence of it. It’s as if the heavy stone slabs have somehow absorbed the psychic and emotional weight of the war, its cost both in the dead and missing and those left behind to grieve. The actual memorial wall is larger and set into the ground in Washington, D.C. It is unlike any other memorial before it. When the design was first revealed, it was almost as controversial as the war itself. Some objected to its lack of patriotic symbols. Others objected to its color, calling black “the universal color of shame and sorrow and degradation.” Still others disliked that the wall would be sunken into the earth. “One needs no artistic education to see this memorial design for what it is: a black scar, in a hole, hidden as if out of shame,” one letter of opposition to the memorial’s design read. Still, with some compromises, the memorial wall was built. To me, it is one of the most striking war memorials ever created. Maya Lin, the architect who designed the memorial, said she came up with the design based on a memory of

THE WALL THAT HEALS A three-quarter-scale traveling replica of the Vietnam Veterans memorial was constructed in Madonna Meadows from March 29 through April 1. PHOTO BY CHRIS MCGUINNESS

watching a stonecutter etch the names of classmates killed in the war into the marble of a memorial while attending Yale University. She, too, felt the weight of history. The Vietnam War occurred in an era of upheaval in America. The public was deeply divided over the war itself and the reasons for fighting it. By the time it ended, the war was deeply unpopular and few could argue that we’d been victorious. For years, it seemed as though we preferred to look the other way, something those who came home from that war were all too aware of. Regardless of whether the decision to go to war in Vietnam was justified, or the decision to stay in the conflict so long was the right one, that war had its price. While it was supposed to be apolitical, the memorial illustrates that price in the starkest possible

terms. There are no distractions, just the names. It honors the dead and missing, but also forces us to look and understand what war is and what it does. It reminds us that we are all ultimately responsible for the actions our country takes. It cautions us not to slough off that self-examination or the difficult questions that need to be asked when we are told that the U.S. can, should, or must take up arms. Today, we remain embroiled in foreign wars and seem at times one angry Tweet away from others. I look at the wall in that green and sunny field and wonder when our bill will come due. When will the weight of our collective decisions settle on our shoulders, and just how heavy will it be? Δ Staff Writer Chris McGuinness can be reached at cmcguinness@newtimesslo.com.

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BOWL OF YUM Not sure what to order? Get the clams sautéed with chorizo, onions, jalapeños, tequila, cilantro, and chicken stock. Yes, it’s finished with a generous portion of garlic and butter.

SALT AND LIME Ciopinot restaurant owner Leonard Cohen (right) takes his lifelong love of fresh seafood and serves it up with a side of upscale Mexican firepower (and chilled margaritas) at his new, next-door dining destination, La Esquina Taqueria.

La Esquina Taqueria crests on the corner of surf and turf

here is a pretty big advantage to opening up your new Mexican restaurant around the corner from your already established seafood joint. For one, a hunk of crusty bread or vat of flavorful, fishy broth is never far away. Standing in the sky-lit dining room of the newly opened La Esquina Taqueria, restaurateur Leonard Cohen explains the unique partnership between his two loves. “The other night, a customer wanted more than the two desserts we have here. So, I told him we had seven more at Ciopinot, and I went next door to get him the blueberry cobbler. Same thing with our chorizo and clams we serve here. Of course we have tortillas and chips to dip, but I was happy to bring over some nice, rustic bread to sop up that great broth.” It’s true. Cohen has been known to physically stroll between the two eateries just to make his customers happy (because, well, he can). It’s obvious that the longtime restaurant owner loves nothing more than over-delivering. Perhaps that’s why, about four months in, La Esquina has already become something of a dining destination within the rapidly developing SLO Creamery complex. Of course, it’s not just bread and broth that Cohen’s brought to this new space, which he and his wife, Wendy, built fresh from the ground up over the past two years. “I know seafood. I grew up in seafood my whole life,” Cohen says. You probably already know this. Ciopinot opened its doors in 2009 and grew to become a go-to stop for oysters, fresh fish, and the spice-laced, socomforting stew bearing its name. Nearly

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10 years later, Cohen says he’s learned a thing or two about delivering seafood, SLO style. “There’s plenty of different kinds of Mexican restaurants in SLO, and there’s a lot of restaurants geared toward $2 to $4 tacos,” he says. “I get it, but that’s not what we’re trying to do. We use a large Mexican white prawn in our shrimp tacos. Nobody around here uses those, because it’s just too expensive. I figured out what I wanted to offer, and then I set my price point. I didn’t set my price point then try to stick the quality under it.” Yes, your taco will cost a little more, but Cohen promises: “It’s going to be a very memorable taco.” Other memorable stars of this zesty menu? The deep fried Dungeness crab chile rellenos stuffed with Monterey jack cheese and topped with red sauce; the Snapper Vera Cruz topped with Ortega chiles, jalapeños, garlic, and cilantro; the Oysters Paulino topped with a blend of tequila, chipotle chili, spinach, and asiago cheese; the stick-to-your-gills prawn enchiladas, and—of course—the Oaxacan pork, chicken, or beef fajitas served with sizzling veggies, beans, rice, salsa, sour cream, and guac. Yes, there’s more than just seafood on the menu—although the broad metal fish hanging above the dining room is a main talking point, to be sure. In fact, you can order your beef (always aged in-house, three months) rare, medium rare, or well done. The al pastor is super tender, basted and layered with pineapple and bacon, and cooked rotisserie style. Cohen says it’s all about taking “good”

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@flavorslo unapologetically over the top. “I just love Mexican food. If someone gives me a plate of fajitas and they are the best I’ve ever had, versus a fajita that’s mediocre, I am going to spend four dollars more for the better plate. This philosophy has allowed me to use a higher quality product,” he says. The restaurant doesn’t open till 5 p.m. daily, but maybe that’s OK. The menu lends itself to lingering a little longer, laughing a little louder. The covered patio is intimate, and the spacious, airy dining room is peppered with flecks of teal: teal glasses, teal wall accents—plus terra cotta colored plaster, and vibrant, painted tile from Guadalajara. The high ceiling and multiple skylights impart a vibe noticeably posher than your average taco joint. Of course, the real true co-star of the show is behind the bar: Alongside the many bottles of light, dark, aged, and smoky tequilas, you’ll spot glass containers infused with fresh strawberries, bright orange zest, and whatever else might be in season. “Infused tequila takes the heat off, imparting more of the fruit,” Cohen says. “Try a little snifter and you’ll be blown away at how smooth the tequila is and how much flavor it has.” Say goodbye to margaritas with glowing

ORDER UP At La Esquina, beef is always aged in-house for three months and cooked to order. That means you can order these flavorful fajitas bloody, pink in the middle, or charred all over.

sweet and sour mix. Staff go through hundreds of citrus segments per day thanks to a state-of-the-art juicer. Vats of fresh lemon and lime juice make for tangy-tart cocktails that heighten—not dampen—the freshness of the food on your plate. La Esquina, Spanish for the corner, truly is just that: Located across from Goshi’s and just around the bend from Foremost Wine Company and Mama’s Meatball (not to mention Ciopinot), this wedge of downtown SLO is certainly elevating, growing, and garnering attention. “I love the idea of doing a Sunday afternoon in the courtyard, where everyone is selling their food and hanging out,” Cohen says. “We might be running a wait, or Goshi’s might be running a wait, and we both send our customers over.” The restaurateur knows that it takes a village to raise an eatery, and fresh offerings mean more buzz for everyone. “It’s a positive thing, and to have the whole Creamery remodeled, it’s an exciting time,” Cohen says. “I feel these are some of the best restaurants in SLO, right here, next to each other.” Δ Hayley Thomas Cain is all about that fresh lime juice. She can be reached at hthomas@newtimesslo.com.

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Flavor H ayley’s Bites TasTes good, feels good Doing something about diabetes: Sansum Diabetes Research Institute (SDRI) is hosting a fundraiser to raise awareness and support research for those impacted by diabetes in Arroyo Grande this April 10, and it promises to be a pretty tasty affair. The winemaker dinner will kick off at Ember at 6 p.m. and feature local wines from Deovlet Wines, Sinor-LaVallee, Biddle Ranch Vineyard, and Ancient Peaks. All proceeds will benefit SDRI to support research, education, and care for those impacted by diabetes. Chef/owner Brian Collins (alum of Chef Alice Waters’ Chez Panisse), is prepared to dazzle diners with paired appetizers, wood fired pizzas, entrees, and desserts (slowine.com; (805) 682-7640, Ext. 246, or via email at khornbuckle@sansum.org.)

Nibble The raiNbow Plastic, be gone: Yes, it’s finally time for a change. Limits on single-use plastic bottles and straws have gone into effect in San Luis Obispo. Want a straw? Restaurants are happy to provide you one upon request.

Inconvenienced? Considering how plastic-ridden worldwide oceans have become, this is a small step that can lead to big, big changes … Calling all Faeries! The annual Faerie Festival is landing in Cambria this April 28, so mark your calendar and plan for a Highway 1 road trip to see the seals along the way. This magical festival includes fanciful face painting, yummy fairy snacks, and activities for the whole family. Discover new friends and faeries in the Storybook Treasure Hunt, too (Adding to all this magic, the festival is totally free and open to the public; go to visitcambria.com).

margaritaadventures.com for booking and info … Born to Rhone? Hospice du Rhone unfolds in Paso Robles this April 26 through 28 with in-depth classes, tastings, panels, and more (per usual, all events are dedicated to promoting and enjoying fabulous Rhone varietals). Want tickets? Go to hospicedurhone.org for all the deets. ∆ Hayley Thomas Cain brings her own straw. Send bites to hthomas@ newtimesslo.com.

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FILE NO. 2018-0580 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: JEWELL’S BEADS, 1443 West Grand Avenue, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. James Jewell (1443 West Grand Avenue, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ James Jewell. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-23-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 02-23-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

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The property contained in the following units will be sold by sealed bids for CASH ONLY on April 13, 2018 at 10am 1 hour only at C & H Storage, 834 Sheridan Rd, Arroyo Grande. 805-343-4049 Jeremy Mitchell 10x10 Deanna Mattis 10x10 & 5x10 Ernesto Pacheco 10x25 & 10x5 March 29, April 5, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0524 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: JT TOUCH UP, 326 Helroy St., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Jarred Michael Robert Torres (326 Helroy St., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Jarred Torres, MR. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 0216-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 02-16-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0596 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/15/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BURKARDS LANDSCAPE AND BEE SERVICES, 1579 Vista Grande Lane, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Burkard’s Landscape Inc. (1579 Vista Grande Lane, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Burkard’s Landscape Inc., Robert Burkard-President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-27-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 02-27-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0622 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/06/2016) New Filing The following person is doing business as: GERRYS COOKIES, 258 N. 12TH St., Unit D, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Gerald A. Alberry (258 N. 12TH St., Unit D, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Gerald A. Alberry, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-01-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 03-01-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0664 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/05/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: NIPOMO FLOWERS, 181 East Price Street, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Water H. Rust, Ann C. Rust (181 East Price Street, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Walter H. Rust. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-05-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 03-05-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0581 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2001) New Filing The following person is doing business as: JW STEEL, 1860 O Connor Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Jesse Blake Wallace (1860 O Connor Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Jesse Blake Wallace. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-23-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk A. McCormick, Deputy. Exp. 02-23-23. March 22, 29, April 5, & 12, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0595 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/09/2005) New Filing The following person is doing business as: NEUROMUSCULAR REHABILITATION, 1495 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Rebecca Mailloux (841 Tulare Street, Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Rebecca Mailloux. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-27-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 02-27-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0634 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: PAIN RELIEF CLINIC, 3565 So. Higuera St., #D, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Pain Relief Clinic, Inc. (855 Venice Rd., Templeton, CA 93465). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Pain Relief Clinic, Inc., Jon P. Wells, Secretary. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-01-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 03-01-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0639 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/21/2009) New Filing The following person is doing business as: KAMAT, AHA KAMAT, KAMAT RADIO, SATJYA NATJRW – SCENTS OF THE GODS, DJEBA, 328 Main St., Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Patrick Andrew McCoy (328 Main St., Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Patrick A. McCoy. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-02-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk C. Anwood, Deputy. Exp. 03-02-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0648 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: PRECISION ESTIMATING SERVICES, 300 Broad Street #213, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Gustav Keoni, a California Corporation (300 Broad Street #213, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Gustav Keoni, a California corporation, Karl J. Vaillancourt, Chief Financial Officer. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-02-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk C. Anwood, Deputy. Exp. 03-02-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0650 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/16/2008) New Filing The following person is doing business as: DIAMOND CONSTRUCTION, 782 O’Connor Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. David Kent Goodwin (782 O’Connor Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ David Kent Goodwin. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-02-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. TJ. Blandford, Deputy. Exp. 03-02-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0657 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: N. 14TH WILD BREAD CO., 542 N. 14th Street, Unit B, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Nelson John Demille (542 N. 14th Street, Unit B, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Nelson J Demille. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-05-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 03-05-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0666 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/05/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SHAWN FULLER’S MOBILE RV AND HANDY MAN SERVICE, 5355 Play Doe Lane, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Shawn Edward Fuller (5355 Play Doe Lane, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Shawn Edward Fuller. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-05-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 0305-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0667 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/05/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: PURGE PROFESSIONAL ORGANIZING, 5355 Play Doe Lane, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Steffany Cathleen Duncan (5355 Play Doe Lane, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Steffany Cathleen Duncan. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-05-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 03-05-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0668 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/05/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: HEALING WAVES THERAPY, TRAUMA RECOVERY, GINA GARCIA-MAY, LMFT, EMDR APPROVED, 181 Tank Farm Rd., Suite 120, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Gina Luz Garcia-May (181 Tank Farm Rd., Suite 120, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Gina Luz Garcia-May. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-05-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 03-05-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0672 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: NANITIA, 5978 Moonstone Beach Dr., Cambria, CA 93428. San Luis Obispo County. Robert H. Sfarzo (5978 Moonstone Beach Dr., Cambria, CA 93428). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Robert H. Sfarzo. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-05-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 03-05-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0673 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: KINGDOM CLEANING, 331 Mar Vista Drive, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Joshua Randall Nash (331 Mar Vista Drive, Los Osos, CA 93402), Ian Gabriel Rohan (500 Main Street #8, Morro Bay, CA 93442), Ezra David Asquith (2032 Bush Drive, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Joshua Nash. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-0518. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 03-05-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0678 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/12/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: LOCALSOWN, 872 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Joseph Samuel Lyman (872 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Joseph Samuel Lyman. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-06-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. I. Diaz, Deputy. Exp. 03-06-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0681 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CENTRAL COAST ESTATE SALES, CENTRAL COAST ESTATE, CENTRAL COAST ESTATE PLANNING, CENTRAL COAST HAULING, CENTRAL COAST ESTATE SALE, CENTRAL COAST ESTATES SALE, SALE JUNKIE, SALES JUNKIE, CENTRAL COAST JUNK REMOVAL, A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING, LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING, 15 Bienvenida Court, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. Erik Paul Jonson (15 Bienvenida Court, Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Erik P. Jonson. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-0618. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. McCormick, Deputy. Exp. 03-06-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0682 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/10/2004) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CORE MEDIATION SERVICES, 1264 Higuera Street, Suite 203, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Robin Rinzler (509 Gaynfair Terrace, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Robin Rinzler, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-06-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 03-06-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0684 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: LOS OSOS QUILTING COMPANY, 1212 2nd street, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Donn James McKnight, Allan Edmund Jones (1137 1st Street, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Donn James McKnight. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-06-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 03-06-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0687 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/06/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ANVIL, 2872 Victoria Avenue, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Richard R. Wenz (2872 Victoria Avenue, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Richard R. Wenz. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-06-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 03-06-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0688 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: IN THE GROOVE, 875 Main St., Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Curt Miller (1492 14th St., Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Curt Miller, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-06-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 03-06-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0689 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/03/2014) New Filing The following person is doing business as: WIND STREAM PROPERTIES, 1041 Chorro Street, Suite 220, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Tracy Diane Thomas, Trustee UTA’s Dated 5/3/14 (1152 Outland Court, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A Trust /s/ Tracy Diane Thomas, Trustee UTA’s Dated 5/3/14. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 0306-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 03-06-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0696 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: FLYING M FARM PRODUCTS, 3650 Gillis Canyon Rd., Shandon, CA 93461. San Luis Obispo County. Gregory Louis McMillan, Linda Christine Powell-McMillan (3650 Gillis Canyon Rd., Shandon, CA 93461). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Greg McMillan, Co-Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-07-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 03-07-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0697 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/07/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: REVOLVER CLOTHING OPERATIVE, 2074 Parker St., Apt. 210, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Stephanie Briana McSween (2074 Parker St., Apt. 210, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Stephanie Briana McSween. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-07-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk I. Diaz, Deputy. Exp. 03-07-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0702 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CAT’S PAJAMAS TECHNOLOGY, 10710 El Camino Real #6, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. Adrian Martinez (10710 El Camino Real #6, Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Adrian Martinez. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-08-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 03-08-23. March 29, April 5, 12, & 19, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0703 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/23/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: HAPPY TREE ORGANICS, 11495 Dobbins Trail, Santa Margarita, CA 93453. San Luis Obispo County. Johnny Jr Aparicio III (11495 Dobbins Trail, Santa Margarita, CA 93453). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Johnny Jr Aparicio III. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-08-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk TJ. Blandford, Deputy. Exp. 03-08-23. March 22, 29, April 5, & 12, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0704 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: A SATELLITE OF LOVE, 1335 Walker Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Malik Miko Thorne (638 Toro #6, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Malik Miko Thorne. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-08-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk I. Diaz, Deputy. Exp. 03-08-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0708 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/01/1953) New Filing The following person is doing business as: DALLIDET ADOBE, WINE HISTORY PROJECT OF SAN LUIS OBISPO COUNTY, 1185 Pacific Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. The History Center of San Luis Obispo County (696 Monterey Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ The History Center of San Luis Obispo County, Eva Ulz, Executive Director. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-08-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk C. Anwood, Deputy. Exp. 03-08-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0713 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/20/2005) New Filing The following person is doing business as: PART RECORDINGS, 1670 South Elm Street, Oceano, CA 93445. San Luis Obispo County. Mark Richard Robertshaw (1670 South Elm Street, Oceano, CA 93445). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Mark Robertshaw. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-08-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk TJ. Blandford, Deputy. Exp. 03-08-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0714 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: NURTURED FAMILIES, 1508 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Brandon Angel DiazSalto (531 E. Williams St., Santa Maria, CA 93454). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Brandon Angel Diaz-Salto. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-08-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 03-08-23. April 5, 12, 19, & 26, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0718 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/01/2013) New Filing The following person is doing business as: LONE OAK OLIVE, 4550 Bueno Vista, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. DTW Enterprises, Inc. (14147 18th Avenue, Lemoore, CA 93245). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ DTW Enterprises, Inc., Donald T. Wood, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-09-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk S. Currens, Deputy. Exp. 03-09-23. March 29, April 5, 12, & 19, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0720 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/09/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: HEALTH WITH INTEGRITY, 80 N. Ocean Ave., Ste. E, Cayucos, CA 93430. San Luis Obispo County. Ratzat Corrie (80 N. Ocean Ave., Ste. E, Cayucos, CA 93430). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Corrie Ratzat. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-09-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 03-09-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0725 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THE MARK, 673 Higuera, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Crisp Management (1680 Old Oak Park Road, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Crisp Management, Rhianna Crisp Vice President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-09-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk C. Anwood, Deputy. Exp. 03-09-23. March 22, 29, April 5, & 12, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0726 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: LAUREN HARGREAVES PHOTOGRAPHY, 810 Creekside Drive, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Lauren Marie Hargreaves, Jason T. Hargreaves (810 Creekside Drive, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Jason Hargreaves. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-09-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 03-09-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0728 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/09/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: PEACE ACADEMY OF THE SCIENCES AND ARTS, 578 Sombrillo, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Noha Kolkailah (578 Sombrillo, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420), Adam Loveridge (1892 9th Street, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Unincorporated Association other than a Partnership /s/ Noha Kolkailah. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-09-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk C. Anwood, Deputy. Exp. 03-09-23. March 22, 29, April 5, & 12, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0729 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SLO BUILT, 101 Le Point Street, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. John Thomas King (101 Le Point Street, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ John King. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-12-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 03-12-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0730 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/12/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: 805 AUTO REMARKETING, 2531 Cienaga Space #16, Oceano, CA 93445. San Luis Obispo County. Rena Marie Palmer (2531 Cienaga Space #16, Oceano, CA 93445). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Rena Marie Palmer. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-12-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 03-12-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0732 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BLUE EARTH, BLUE EARTH WINERY, BLUE EARTH WINE CELLARS, BLUE EARTH VINEYARD, 178 Suburban Road, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Stephen Dooley Wine Co., Inc. (178 Suburban Road, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Stephen Dooley Wine Co., Inc., Stephen R. Dooley, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-12-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk C. Anwood, Deputy. Exp. 03-12-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0733 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/22/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CUSTOM COAST ELECTRONICS & IMPORTS, 2221 King Ct. #04, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Thomas Ethan Foster (2221 King Ct. #04, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Thomas Ethan Foster. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-12-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk I. Diaz, Deputy. Exp. 03-12-23. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0739 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/25/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: JUST FARMS, 671 W. Tefft St., Suite 3, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Starr Hall Egan, Matthew Jude Egan (265 Broken Arrow Rd., Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Starr Hall Egan. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-13-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk C. Anwood, Deputy. Exp. 03-13-23. March 22, 29, April 5, & 12, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0744 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/13/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BAY BUILDERS, 1331 4th St., Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Julian M. Peterson (1331 4th St., Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Julian Peterson. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-13-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 03-13-23. March 22, 29, April 5, & 12, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0746 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BIORAMA, LOUNGE LOOT, POOR MAN’S TAHITI, 1123 Coral St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Slohana, LLC (1123 Coral St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Shane Bagnall, Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-13-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk C. Anwood, Deputy. Exp. 03-13-23. March 22, 29, April 5, & 12, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0747 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SCARECROW GARDENS, 2375 Woodland Hills Rd., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Marcia L. Pell, Debbie D. Olinger (2375 Woodland Hills Rd., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Marcia Pell, General Partner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-13-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 03-13-23. March 22, 29, April 5, & 12, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0752 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CAYUCOS LIQUOR, 75-79 S. Ocean Ave., Cayucos, CA 93430. San Luis Obispo County. Samer Ajjan, Salem Ajjan (877 Norma Dr., Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Samer Ajjan, Partner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-13-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 03-13-23. March 22, 29, April 5, & 12, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0753 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: GRUB SHACK, 704 Dolliver Street, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Anthony Ajjan (877 Norma Dr., Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Anthony Ajjan. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-13-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 03-13-23. March 22, 29, April 5, & 12, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0754 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: KATIE’S COFFEE, 9103 San Gabriel Rd., Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. Katherine Marshall Ellis (9103 San Gabriel Rd., Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Katherine Ellis. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-13-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 03-13-23. March 29, April 5, 12, & 19, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0756 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/03/2016) New Filing The following person is doing business as: FRIENDS OF AVILA PIER (FOAP), INC., 3950 Avila Beach Drive, Avila Beach, CA 93424. San Luis Obispo County. Friends of Avila Pier (FOAP), Inc. (3950 Avila Beach Drive, Avila Beach, CA 93424). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Friends of Avila Pier (FOAP), Inc., Jim Blecha -Secretary. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-14-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 03-14-23. March 22, 29, April 5, & 12, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0757 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: HOUSE OF THE RISING BUNS, 1485 16th St., Oceano, CA 93445. San Luis Obispo County. William Robert Lynch II (1485 16th St., Oceano, CA 93445). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ William Robert Lynch II. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 0314-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 03-14-23. March 22, 29, April 5, & 12, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0761 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/14/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: FOREVER SPARKLE, 1924 Northwood Road, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Christine Gay Mateer (1924 Northwood Road, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Christine Mateer. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-14-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 03-14-23. March 22, 29, April 5, & 12, 2018

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NOTICE OF MEETING BOARD OF SUPERVISORS WHO:

San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors

WHEN: Tuesday, April 17, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. (All items are advertised for 9:00 a.m. To find out the agenda placement contact the County Administrative Office the Thursday afternoon before the scheduled hearing date). WHAT:

The Board of Supervisors will consider authorization by County of San Luis Obispo Department of Planning and Building to authorize processing of an amendment to Section 22.94.070 of the Land Use Ordinance and Section 6.2.8 of the North County Area Plan (County File No. LRP201800001). The amendments would allow reconstruction of homes within the floodage easement that were destroyed in the 2016 Chimney Fire (subject to approval by the Monterey County Water Resources Agency). The subject site is within the Recreational land use category in the North County planning area and is located at APNs 080-075-002 and 080-067005.

WHERE: The meeting will be held in the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, 1055 Monterey St., Room #D170, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA. The Board of Supervisors Chambers are located on the corner of Santa Rosa and Monterey Streets. At the hearing all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal. FOR FURTHER INFORMATION: You may contact Jane Kim, Project Manager, in the San Luis Obispo County Department of Planning and Building, 976 Osos Street, Room 200, San Luis Obispo, California 93408 (805) 781-5600. The staff report will be available on the County’s website at http://www.slocounty.ca.gov and click on the Board of Supervisors. **If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing** DATED: 03/28/2018 TOMMY GONG, RECORDER By: /s/ Jamila Brown Deputy Clerk April 5, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0762 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/31/1969) New Filing The following person is doing business as: DAVID FLOORS, 320 Panay Street, Morro bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. David Earl Stambal (, 320 Panay Street, Morro bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ David Stambal, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-14-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk R. Parashis, Deputy. Exp. 03-14-23. March 22, 29, April 5, & 12, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0765 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: MAP ITALY VACATIONS, 5073 Meadow Lark Ln., Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Laura Coven (5073 Meadow Lark Ln., Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Laura Coven. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-14-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk C. Anwood, Deputy. Exp. 03-14-23. March 22, 29, April 5, & 12, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0772 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: J. BUCKLEY THEATRE, 828 Main Street, Cambria, CA 93428. San Luis Obispo County. Giovanni Grillenzoni (828 Main Street, Cambria, CA 93428). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Giovanni Grillenzoni. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-14-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 03-14-23. March 22, 29, April 5, & 12, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0773 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/13/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ELFIN HERB FARM, ELFIN HERBS & OILS, 1115 17th street, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Elfin Herbs & Oils LLC (1115 17th street, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ elfin Herbs & Oils LLC, Staci Thompson, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-14-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 03-14-23. March 22, 29, April 5, & 12, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0774 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/13/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ADAMS’ CONSULTING, 1807 Abbot St., Apt. 2, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Andrew Michael Adams (1807 Abbot St., Apt. 2, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Andrew Adams. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-14-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk C. Anwood, Deputy. Exp. 03-14-23. March 29, April 5, 12, & 19, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0776 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: MY FAVORITE NEIGHBOR, 2640 Anderson Road, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Booker Vineyard & Winery (2640 Anderson Road, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Booker Vineyard & Winery, Eric G Jensen-President/Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-15-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk C. Anwood, Deputy. Exp. 03-15-23. March 29, April 5, 12, & 19, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0796 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: MUSICAL GARDENER, ZAP GARDENING, 343 North Court, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Jonas A. Richardson (343 North Court, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Jonas A. Richardson. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-16-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 03-16-23. March 22, 29, April 5, & 12, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0800 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: HEAD LINES SALON, 1248 E. grand Ave., Suite E, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Julie Marie Klein (2550 Cienega St. Space 30, Oceano, CA 93445). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Julie Marie Klein. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-16-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 03-16-23. March 22, 29, April 5, & 12, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0777 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: JACKLYN HAIR, 515 Broad St. A, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Jacklyn Lillian Marie Hansen (2005 ½ Spring St., Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Jacklyn Lillian Marie Hansen. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-15-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 03-15-23. March 29, April 5, 12, & 19, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0779 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/27/2012) New Filing The following person is doing business as: GO FOR IT EVENTS, 215 Santa Fe Ave., Shell Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Scott Newton (215 Santa Fe Ave., Shell Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Scott Newton. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-15-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 03-15-23. March 22, 29, April 5, & 12, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0803 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SPARK PSYCHOLOGICAL SERVICES, 5975 Entrada Avenue, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. Laurie Ferguson, Psychologist, Inc. (5975 Entrada Avenue, Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Laurie Ferguson, Psychologist, Inc., Laurie Ferguson, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-16-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 03-16-23. March 22, 29, April 5, & 12, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0781 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/01/2001) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ROXSAND, 2280 Hutton Road, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Troesh Recycling (2280 Hutton Road, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Troesh Recycling, Debralee Coleman-President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-15-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 03-15-23. March 22, 29, April 5, & 12, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0793 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/14/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CENTRAL COAST CONSTRUCTION AND ENGINEERING, 557 Gaynfair Terr., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Phillip Johnson (557 Gaynfair Terr., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Phillip Johnson. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-16-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 03-16-23. March 22, 29, April 5, & 12, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0815 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/19/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: MORRO BAY MASSAGE & WELLNESS CENTER, 736 Main St., Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Sandee Kay Winn (1280 Morro Ave., Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Sandee Kay Winn. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-19-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 03-19-23. March 22, 29, April 5, & 12, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0820 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/19/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: PACIFIC COAST HIGH, PCH DISTRIBUTION, 949 Highland Way, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. The Hive Laboratory, LLC (949 Highland Way, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ The Hive Laboratory, LLC, Patrick Wilkinson, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-19-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk I. Diaz, Deputy. Exp. 03-19-23. March 22, 29, April 5, & 12, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0821 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: LAZARRE WINES, LAZARRE WINE COMPANY, 4230 Buena Vista Drive, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Moshina Inc (4230 Buena Vista Drive, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Moshina Inc, Angie Lazarre, CFO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-19-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 03-19-23. March 29, April 5, 12, & 19, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0833 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CVUE, 1801 Ogden Dr., Cambria, CA 93428. San Luis Obispo County. Joseph M. Crowley (1801 Ogden Dr., Cambria, CA 93428). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Joseph M. Crowley. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-20-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 03-20-23. March 29, April 5, 12, & 19, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0834 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/07/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: POMAR JUNCTION WINES, 2195 Corbett Canyon Road, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Corbett Vineyards, LLC (2195 Corbett Canyon Road, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Corbett Vineyards, LLC, Manager, William H. Swanson. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-20-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 03-20-23. March 29, April 5, 12, & 19, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0853 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/12/1992) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SIDE-OFF VIDEO, 1480 Benson Ave., Cambria, CA 93428. San Luis Obispo County. Brian Caserio (1480 Benson Ave., Cambria, CA 93428). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Brian Caserio. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-26-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 0326-23. March 29, April 5, 12, & 19, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0822 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/26/2013) New Filing The following person is doing business as: HAPPY GO SMILE, 12 N. Ocean Ave., Suite 120, Cayucos, CA 93430. San Luis Obispo County. Barbara Lynn Saia (224 Kern Ave., Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Barbara Lynn Saia. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-19-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk I. Diaz, Deputy. Exp. 03-19-23. March 22, 29, April 5, & 12, 2018

NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0823 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/13/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: EL TIZON 3, 281 Santa Rosa St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Aureliano Lopez Mendoza (2426 Divide Way, Santa Maria, CA 93458). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Aureliano Lopez Mendoza. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-19-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 03-19-23. March 29, April 5, 12, & 19, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0829 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/09/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: DIVINANT INC, DIABETIC OUTLET, DIABETIC PLAZA, 333 Santa Cruz Rd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Divinant Inc (333 Santa Cruz Rd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Divinant Inc, Amir Mirabdollah, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-20-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk C. Anwood, Deputy. Exp. 03-20-23. March 29, April 5, 12, & 19, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0830 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2016) New Filing The following person is doing business as: NAIL IMAGE, 534 W. Tefft St., Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Jimmy Hau Pham (110 S. Mesa Rd., Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Jimmy Hau Pham. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-20-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk I. Diaz, Deputy. Exp. 03-20-23. March 29, April 5, 12, & 19, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0835 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/20/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BEACHFRONT KITES, SURREYS AND MORE, 1108 Front St., Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Shaun Richard Farmer (10450 Morro Rd., Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Shaun Farmer, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-20-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 03-20-23. March 29, April 5, 12, & 19, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0842 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: POUR BOYS BARTENDERS, 1413 24th St., Oceano, CA 93445. San Luis Obispo County. Taylor Danielle Palmer (1413 24th St., Oceano, CA 93445). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Taylor Palmer. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-22-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk C. Anwood, Deputy. Exp. 03-22-23. March 29, April 5, 12, & 19, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0857 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/26/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ISBERG ATHLETIC, 1529 Osos St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Neal Sanders Hetzel (1529 Osos St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Neal Sanders Hetzel. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-26-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 03-26-23. April 5, 12, 19, & 26, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0837 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: GROVER BEACH SOURDOUGH, 236 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Love Carrots LLC (236 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Love Carrots LLC, Jacob Town, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-21-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 03-21-23. March 29, April 5, 12, & 19, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0861 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/01/2008) New Filing The following person is doing business as: GOOD ELECTRONS, 22658 I Street, Santa Margarita, CA 93453. San Luis Obispo County. Michael Christopher Wolfe (22658 I Street, Santa Margarita, CA 93453). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Michael Christopher Wolfe. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-26-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 03-26-23. March 29, April 5, 12, & 19, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0838 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: COASTAL INTERIORS, 3388 Broad Street A, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Nancy Leigh Lewelling (3388 Broad Street A, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Nancy Leigh Lewelling. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-21-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 03-21-23. March 29, April 5, 12, & 19, 2018

NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0863 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/26/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: RON’S TOWING AND TRANSPORT, 801 Ralcoa Way, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Ronald Edward Rosso (618 W. Lemon St., Santa Maria, CA 93458). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Ronald E. Rosso. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-26-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 03-26-23. April 5, 12, 19, & 26, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0864 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (04/11/2002) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SLO COAST CONSTRUCTION, 542 Islay St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Christopher Leonard Pelzel (542 Islay St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Christopher Leonard Pelzel. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-26-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 03-26-23. April 5, 12, 19, & 26, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0866 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: LATRINE’, 6080 Pebble Beach Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. J.H. Gill Company, Inc. (PO Box 3854, San Luis Obispo, CA 93403). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ J.H. Gill Company, Inc., Jag Gill, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-27-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 03-27-23. April 5, 12, 19, & 26, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0867 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/30/1997) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BOB KNOWS WATER, FIVE CITIES WATER SYSTEM, WATER BOB, 1197 #13 Highland Way, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Five Cities Water Inc (1197 #13 Highland Way, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Five Cities Water Inc, Rorie O. Black, Secretary. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-27-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk I. Diaz, Deputy. Exp. 03-27-23. April 5, 12, 19, & 26, 2018

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NOTICE TO BIDDERS SEALED BIDS will be received at the office of the City Clerk, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, California, before 2:00 p.m., on Thursday, May 3, 2018 as determined by www.time.gov for performing work as follows: PARkINg LOT AND STREET SWEEPINg IN THE CITY OF PISMO BEACH There will be no pre-bid meeting held for this bid; however, potential bidders are encouraged to visit the sites prior to submitting a bid. Project Plans and Specifications are available at the Engineering Division office located at 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA, 93449. A non-refundable fee of $10.00 per set will be charged. Electronic Plans and Specifications are available via email at no charge. All questions will be accepted in writing up to 72 hours before bid closing by emailing Cindy Ransdell at cransdell@pismobeach.org. Questions regarding bid procedure or other non-technical questions can be asked by emailing Cindy Ransdell at cransdell@pismobeach.org or by calling (805) 773-7053. ERICA INDERLIED, CITY CLERK April 5 & 12, 2018

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO BOARD OF SUPERVISORS SPECIAL MEETING BRIEF TUESDAY, MARCH 27, 2018 AT 9:00 AM. 4 BOARD MEMBERS PRESENT, SUPERVISOR PESCHONG WAS ABSENT 1.1. Closed Session. PERSONNEL (Government Code section 54957.) It is the intention of the Board to meet in closed session to: (1) Consider Public Employee Appointment for the Position of the Health Agency Director. Report out. Open Session. Meeting Adjourned. Tommy Gong, County Clerk-Recorder and Ex-Officio Clerk of the Board of Supervisors By: /s/ Annette Ramirez, Deputy Clerk April 5, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0880 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/28/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: REMEMBER WHEN TOO, 36 N. Ocean Ave., Cayucos, CA 93430. San Luis Obispo County. Anita Miller (593 S. Ocean Ave., Cayucos, CA 93430), Jennifer L. Meiners (12314 Jacksonville Ave., Bakersfield, CA 93312). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Anita Miller. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-28-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 03-28-23. April 5, 12, 19, & 26, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0869 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CAYUCOS CLEANING, 2950 Santa Barbara Ave., Cayucos, CA 93430. San Luis Obispo County. Francisco Javier Arroyo (2950 Santa Barbara Ave., Cayucos, CA 93430). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Francisco J. Arroyo. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-27-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 03-27-23. April 5, 12, 19, & 26, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0888 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CALIFORNIA CANNABIS LAW GROUP, PC, 1170 E. Grand Ave., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. California Cannabis Law Group, PC (1170 E. Grand Ave., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ California Cannabis Law Group, PC, Travis Bonnheim, Secretary. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-28-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 03-28-23. April 5, 12, 19, & 26, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0871 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/07/2013) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CAYUCOS COLLECTIVE, 123 N. Ocean Ave., Cayucos, CA 93430. San Luis Obispo County. Abe Hiro Toke (527 Saint Mary Ave., Cayucos, CA 93430), Anthony Circosta (24 Saint Mary Ave., Cayucos, CA 93430). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Abe Hiro Toke, Partner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-27-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 03-27-23. April 5, 12, 19, & 26, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0897 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/29/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SKIPPER’S BREW COFFEE HOUSE, 571 A Embarcadero, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Larry Alan Schmidt, Ivy Schmidt (571 A Embarcadero, Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Larry Schmidt. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-29-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 03-29-23. April 5, 12, 19, & 26, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0899 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ROBINSEEDS, 439 Corralitos Road, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Darla Dee Morre (439 Corralitos Road, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Darla Dee Moore. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-29-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 03-29-23. April 5, 12, 19, & 26, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0875 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/27/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: TY-LAWNS, 2785 Clark Valley Road, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Tyler Patrick O’Brien (2785 Clark Valley Road, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Tyler Patrick O’Brien. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-27-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 03-27-23. April 5, 12, 19, & 26, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0879 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/28/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: REMEMBER WHEN, 152 N. Ocean Ave., Cayucos, CA 93430. San Luis Obispo County. Anita Miller (593 S. Ocean Ave., Cayucos, CA 93430), Jennifer L. Meiners (12314 Jacksonville Ave., Bakersfield, CA 93312). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Anita Miller. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-28-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 03-28-23. April 5, 12, 19, & 26, 2018

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LIEN-SALE AUCTION AT MEATHEAD MINI STORAGE

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property pursuant to the California Self-Storage Facilities Act (California Business & Professions Code Section 21700 et seq.). The undersigned will sell at public auction by competitive bidding on Saturday, April 21, 2018 at 10:00 AM. on the premises where the property has been stored and which are located at Meathead Mini Storage, 3600 South Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, California, the following: Jeremy Blacker Unit No. 725 Miscellaneous personal commercial property Jeremy Blacker Unit No. 724 Miscellaneous personal

and/or

commercial property Robyn Burns Unit No. 809 Miscellaneous personal commercial property Linda Collins Unit No. 644 Miscellaneous personal commercial property Jessica Donaldson Unit No. 113 Miscellaneous personal commercial property Chris Freitas Unit No. 134 Miscellaneous personal commercial property Cheryl Lowman Unit No. 618 Miscellaneous personal commercial property Nicholas Mcdonald Unit No. O03 Miscellaneous personal commercial property Dennis Newton Unit No. B08 Miscellaneous personal commercial property Susannah Walker Unit No. M07 Miscellaneous personal commercial property Cynthia Leonard Unit No. 645 Miscellaneous personal commercial property David Brock Unit No. C05 Miscellaneous personal commercial property

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and/or

Purchases must be paid for at the time of purchase in cash only. All purchased items will be sold AS IS, WHERE IS and must be removed at the time of sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between the owner and the obligated party. Dated: 3/9/18 Auctioneer: Kenneth D. Erpenbach dba Hitchin’ Post Auction Barn Bond No. MS879-23-57 (805) 434-1770 March 29, April 5, 2018

NOTICE IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO CASE NO. 18AD-0021 CITATION

In Re the Matter of the Petition of CYNTHIA BOEGE on behalf of LUNA NEVAEH MARTINES, Minor, For Freedom from Parental Custody And Control THE PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA TO: DONALD ANTHONY MARTINES By order of this court, you are hereby cited to appear before the Presiding Judge of this court on May 18, 2018, in Department: D9 at 9:00 a.m., then and there to show cause, if any you have, why the Petition CYNTHIA BOEGE, for Termination of Parental Rights as to LUNA NEVAEH MARTINES, your daughter, should not be granted. YOU ARE FURTHER NOTIFIED that said Petition alleges that you left said minor child in the care and custody of Petitioner, her mother, for a period of more than (1) year, without any provision for the minors’ support and without any visitation and with the intent to abandon the child. YOU ARE FURTHER NOTIFIED that if you wish to contest this proceeding, but you are unable to afford counsel, upon proof of indigence, at your request, counsel will be appointed to represent your interest in this matter at no expense to you. DATED: 3-19-2018 DEPUTY CLERK /s/ MICHAEL POWELL JENNIFER L. FEHLMAN, SBN. 95307 1190 Marsh Street, Suite H San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 (805) 541-5252; fax: (805) 5415253 Attorney for CYNTHIA BOEGE April 5, 12, 19, & 26, 2018

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: DAVID ANTHONY LACY, DDS CASE NUMBER: 18PR - 0029

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: DAVID A. LACY, DDS; DAVID LACY A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by THOMAS C. LACY in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo. The Petition for Probate requests that THOMAS C. LACY be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: APRIL 3, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for Petitioner: Christopher Mulder 11555 Los Osos Valley Rd., Ste. 105 San Luis Obispo, CA 93405 March 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: JOSEPH NOEL WEBER CASE NUMBER: 18PR - 0066

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: JOSEPH NOEL WEBER A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by MICHAEL E. WEBER in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo. The Petition for Probate requests that MICHAEL E. WEBER be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice

LegaL Notices to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: MAY 1, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for Petitioner: Peter Josserand XIII 731 21st Street, Suite B Paso Robles, CA 93446 March 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: SALLY A. COWAN AkA SALLY ANN COWAN CASE NUMBER: 18PR - 0074

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: SALLY A. COWAN aka SALLY ANN COWAN A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by STEVE GERVAIS in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo. The Petition for Probate requests that STEVE GERVAIS be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for examination in the file kept by the court. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: APRIL 27, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 8, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months

LegaL Notices from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for Petitioner: Scott W. Wall 1102 Laurel Lane San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 March 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: WILLIAM E. BURRISS (AkA BILL BURRISS) CASE NUMBER: 18PR - 0011

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: WILLIAM E. BURRISS (aka BILL BURRISS) A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by RANDI MONTGOMERY in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo. The Petition for Probate requests that RANDI MONTGOMERY be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for examination in the file kept by the court. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: APRIL 27, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 8, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for Petitioner: Scott W. Wall 1102 Laurel Lane San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 April 5, 12, & 19, 2018

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NOTICE OF PUBLIC LIEN SALE

NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE T.S. NO.: 2017-03217CA A.P.N.:049-023-026 PROPERTY ADDRESS: 2800 FERROCARRIL ROAD, ATASCADERO, CA 93422

The following unit will be sold to satisfy liens against them at a public auction to be held on Friday, April 13, 2018. Notice is hereby given by the undersigned that a public lien sale of the following described personal property will be held. Unit #820 Brenda Cowan - Roof rack, toddler bed, mini fridge, oak end table, frog stand/planter, bicycle frame, skate board, chain saw, saw horses, tool box, skill saw, ice chest, floor lamp, misc. boxes & totes of unknown contents. Sealed bids will be accepted preceding a silent auction at 9:00am to 12:00 noon, Friday, April 13, 2018 , at ABBY’S SELF STORAGE 50 ABBY ROAD, TEMPLETON , County of San Luis Obispo, State of California. Bond #0455718. Bids will be taken from 9 AM to 12 NOON (owner has the right to refuse and all bids. Owner has the right to bid.) Highest bidder will be notified by telephone by 1:00 PM the day of the auction. Cash or credit cards only. This is due and payable at the time of removal, which must be completed by 5:00 PM on the day of the auction. April 5, 12, 2018

NOTICE OF SALE OF ABANDONED PERSONAL PROPERTY

Notice is given that undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property pursuant to sections 21701-21716 of the Business and Professions Code, Section 2328 of the Commercial Code, Section 515 of the Penal Code and provisions of the Civil Code. Main Mini Storage located at 1380 Santa Ynez Ave., 2000 Mt. View Ave., Los Osos, CA 93402 and 2100 Main St., Morro Bay, CA 93442, will sell by competitive bidding ending on or after April 9th, 2018 on or after 10:00 A.M., property in storage units. Auction is to be held online at www. storagetreasures.com. Property to be sold includes, but is not limited to: Bookshelves, dressers, washers & dryers, desks, beds, tables and chairs, bed frames, mattresses, kitchen utensils, kitchenware, pots and pans, appliances, furnishings, clothing, household items, luggage, cabinets, sporting equipment, fishing gear, camping gear, tools, computers, monitors, printers, toys, office furniture, personal items, possible collectibles/antiques and boxed items contents unknown. Also included in the sale is a 2006 Dodge, VIN# 2D4GV57236H410545, CA Lic. 5WBD788 to be sold on 04/09/2018 at 10:00 by Main Mini Storage at 1380 Santa Ynez Avenue, Los Osos, CA 93402. Items belonging to the following: LOS OSOS Jason Poelman, 10x20 Marie S. Faria, 10x25 Tommy Lee Clark, 5x10 Purchases must be paid for at time of sale in CASH ONLY. All purchased items sold as is, where is. Items must be removed at the time of sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between owner and obligated party. Advertiser reserves the right to bid. Dated this day 20h day of March 2018. Auction by StorageTreasures.com Phone (855)722-8853 Main Mini Storage (805) 528-7864 Ad to run March 29th and April 5, 2018.

PURSUANT TO CIVIL CODE § 2923.3(a) and (d), THE SUMMARY OF INFORMATION REFERRED TO BELOW IS NOT ATTACHED TO THE RECORDED COPY OF THIS DOCUMENT BUT ONLY TO THE COPIES PROVIDED TO THE TRUSTOR. NOTE: THERE IS A SUMMARY OF THE INFORMATION IN THIS DOCUMENT ATTACHED 注：本文件包含一个信息摘要 참고사항: 본 첨부 문서에 정보 요약서가 있습니다 NOTA: SE ADJUNTA UN RESUMEN DE LA INFORMACIÓN DE ESTE DOCUMENTO TALA: MAYROONG BUOD NG IMPORMASYON SA DOKUMENTONG ITO NA NAKALAKIP LƯU Ý: KÈM THEO ĐÂY LÀ BẢN TRÌNH BÀY TÓM LƯỢC VỀ THÔNG TIN TRONG TÀI LIỆU NÀY IMPORTANT NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST DATED 01/08/2007. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. Trustor: William Schmidt and Laura A. Schmidt, Husband and Wife as Joint Tenants Duly Appointed Trustee: Western Progressive, LLC Deed of Trust Recorded 01/16/2007 as Instrument No. 2007002928 in book —-, page—- and of Official Records in the office of the Recorder of San Luis Obispo County, California, Date of Sale: 04/25/2018 at 11:00 AM Place of Sale: IN THE BREEZEWAY ADJACENT TO THE COUNTY GENERAL SERVICES BLDG. LOCATED AT 1087 SANTA ROSA STREET, SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA 93408 Estimated amount of unpaid balance, reasonably estimated costs and other charges: $ 785,248.14 THE TRUSTEE WILL SELL AT PUBLIC AUCTION TO HIGHEST BIDDER FOR CASH, CASHIER’S CHECK DRAWN ON A STATE OR NATIONAL BANK, A CHECK DRAWN BY A STATE OR FEDERAL CREDIT UNION, OR A CHECK DRAWN BY A STATE OR FEDERAL SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCIATION, A SAVINGS ASSOCIATION OR SAVINGS BANK SPECIFIED IN SECTION 5102 OF THE FINANCIAL CODE AND AUTHORIZED TO DO BUSINESS IN THIS STATE: All right, title, and interest conveyed to and now held by the trustee in the hereinafter described property under and pursuant to a Deed of Trust described as: More fully described in said Deed of Trust.

LegaL Notices Street Address or other common designation of real property: 2800 Ferrocarril Road, Atascadero, CA 93422 A.P.N.: 049-023-026 The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address or other common designation, if any, shown above. The sale will be made, but without covenant or warranty, expressed or implied, regarding title, possession, or encumbrances, to pay the remaining principal sum of the note(s) secured by the Deed of Trust with interest thereon, as provided in said note(s), advances, under the terms of said Deed of Trust, fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee and of the trusts created by said Deed of Trust. The total amount of the unpaid balance of the obligation secured by the property to be sold and reasonable estimated costs, expenses and advances at the time of the initial publication of the Notice of Sale is: $ 785,248.14. Note: Because the Beneficiary reserves the right to bid less than the total debt owed, it is possible that at the time of the sale the opening bid may be less than the total debt. If the Trustee is unable to convey title for any reason, the successful bidder’s sole and exclusive remedy shall be the return of monies paid to the Trustee, and the successful bidder shall have no further recourse. The beneficiary of the Deed of Trust has executed and delivered to the undersigned a written request to commence foreclosure, and the undersigned caused a Notice of Default and Election to Sell to be recorded in the county where the real property is located. NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on this property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale.

LegaL Notices If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call (866)-9608299 or visit this Internet Web site http://www.altisource.com/ MortgageServices/DefaultManagement/TrusteeServices.aspx using the file number assigned to this case 2017-03217-CA. Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. Date: March 15, 2018 Western Progressive, LLC, as Trustee for beneficiary C/o 1500 Palma Drive, Suite 237 Ventura, CA 93003 Sale Information Line: (866) 960-8299 http://www.altisource. com/MortgageServices/DefaultManagement/TrusteeServices. aspx Trustee Sale Assistant WESTERN PROGRESSIVE, LLC MAY BE ACTING AS A DEBT COLLECTOR ATTEMPTING TO COLLECT A DEBT. ANY INFORMATION OBTAINED MAY BE USED FOR THAT PURPOSE. March 29, April 5, & 12, 2018

NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE T.S. NO.: 9462-4512 TSG ORDER NO.: 170291398-CA-VOI A.P.N.: 091-376-004

YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST DATED 07/22/2006. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. Affinia Default Services, LLC, as the duly appointed Trustee, under and pursuant to the power of sale contained in that certain Deed of Trust Recorded 08/02/2006 as Document No.: 2006054722, of Official Records in the office of the Recorder of San Luis Obispo County, California, executed by: SUE E DOTSON AKA SUE E LACOE AND ANTHONY G LACOE , as Trustor, WILL SELL AT PUBLIC AUCTION TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER FOR CASH (payable in full at time of sale by cash, a cashier’s check drawn by a state or national bank, a check drawn by a state or federal credit union, or a check drawn by a state or federal savings and loan association, savings association, or savings bank specified in section 5102 of the Financial Code and authorized to do business in this state). All right, title and interest conveyed to and now held by it under said Deed of Trust in the property situated in said County and state, and as more fully described in the above referenced Deed of Trust. Sale Date & Time: 05/08/2018 at 09:00 AM Sale Location: County of San Luis Obispo General Services Building (Breezeway facing Santa Rosa Street), 1087 Santa Rosa St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93408 The street address and other common designation, if any, of the real property described above is purported to be:

Notice is hereby given that the San Luis Coastal Unified School District acting by and through its Board of Education, will receive proposals up to, but not later than 2:00:00 p.m. Friday, May 4, 2018, for Bid #296-Los Osos Middle School and Morro Elementary School Paving Project. An informational meeting will be conducted on Tuesday, April 17, 2017, at 10:00:00 a.m. The meeting will start at the Los Osos Middle School located at 1555 El Morro Street, Los Osos, CA 93402 and conclude at the Morro Elementary School located at 1100 Napa Street, Morro Bay, CA 93442. Proposals shall be received in the Purchasing Office, San Luis Coastal Unified School District, 1500 Lizzie Street, Building C-1, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. Questions regarding Bid #296 may be directed in writing only to the District Buyer, Karen Bright, at kbright@slcusd.org, and must be submitted by no later than 10:00 am Monday, April 23, 2018. Project documents are available at the San Luis Coastal Online Planroom at www.asapreprographics.com. The District reserves the right to reject any or all proposals, or accept or reject any one or more items of a proposal, or to waive any irregularities or informalities in the proposals. Kelly Lee; Facilities Analyst San Luis Coastal Unified School District April 5 & 12, 2018 54 • New Times • April 5 - April 12, 2018 • www.newtimesslo.com

LegaL Notices 225 ANGLE DRIVE, NIPOMO, CA 93444 The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address and other common designation, if any, shown herein. Said sale will be made in an “AS IS” condition, but without covenant or warranty, expressed or implied, regarding title, possession, or encumbrances, to pay the remaining principal sum of the note(s) secured by said Deed of Trust, with interest thereon, as provided in said note(s), advances, if any, under the terms of the Deed of Trust, estimated fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee and of the trusts created by said Deed of Trust, to-wit: $105,435.38 (Estimated). Accrued interest and additional advances, if any, will increase this figure prior to sale. It is possible that at the time of sale the opening bid may be less than the total indebtedness due. NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call, 1-800-280-2832 for information regarding the trustee’s sale or visit this Internet Web site, www.auction.com, for information regarding the sale of this property, using the file number assigned to this case, T.S.# 9462-4512. Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. If the Trustee is unable to convey title for any reason, the successful bidder’s sole and exclusive remedy shall be the return of monies paid to the Trustee and the successful bidder shall have no further recourse. Affinia Default Services, LLC 301 E. Ocean Blvd. Suite 1720 Long Beach, CA 90802 833-290-7452 For Trustee Sale Information Log On To: www.auction.com or Call: 1-800-280-2832. Affinia Default Services, LLC, Omar Solorzano, Foreclosure Associate This communication is an attempt to collect a debt and any information obtained will be used for that purpose. However, if you have received a discharge of the debt referenced herein in a bankruptcy proceeding, this is not an attempt to impose personal liability upon you for payment of that debt. In the event you have received a bankruptcy discharge, any action to enforce the debt will be taken against the property only. NPP0328828 To: NEW TIMES 04/05/2018, 04/12/2018, 04/19/2018

NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE T.S. NO.: 9986-6191 TSG ORDER NO.: 150182750-CA-VOI A.P.N.: 092-161-018

YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST DATED 11/30/2004. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A

LegaL Notices PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. Affinia Default Services, LLC, as the duly appointed Trustee, under and pursuant to the power of sale contained in that certain Deed of Trust Recorded 12/09/2004 as Document No.: 2004107087, of Official Records in the office of the Recorder of San Luis Obispo County, California, executed by: TERRY J. WAMBOLT, A MARRIED MAN AS HIS SOLE AND SEPARATE PROPERTY AND LEO H. WAMBOLT AN UNMARRIED MAN AS JOINT TENANTS, as Trustor, WILL SELL AT PUBLIC AUCTION TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER FOR CASH (payable in full at time of sale by cash, a cashier’s check drawn by a state or national bank, a check drawn by a state or federal credit union, or a check drawn by a state or federal savings and loan association, savings association, or savings bank specified in section 5102 of the Financial Code and authorized to do business in this state). All right, title and interest conveyed to and now held by it under said Deed of Trust in the property situated in said County and state, and as more fully described in the above referenced Deed of Trust. Sale Date & Time: 04/24/2018 at 11:00 AM Sale Location: In the breezeway adjacent to the County General Services Building, 1087 Santa Rosa Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408 The street address and other common designation, if any, of the real property described above is purported to be: 1580 SCENIC VIEW WAY, NIPOMO, CA 93444 The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address and other common designation, if any, shown herein. Said sale will be made in an “AS IS” condition, but without covenant or warranty, expressed or implied, regarding title, possession, or encumbrances, to pay the remaining principal sum of the note(s) secured by said Deed of Trust, with interest thereon, as provided in said note(s), advances, if any, under the terms of the Deed of Trust, estimated fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee and of the trusts created by said Deed of Trust, to-wit: $402,133.50 (Estimated) as of 04/02/2018. Accrued interest and additional advances, if any, will increase this figure prior to sale. It is possible that at the time of sale the opening bid may be less than the total indebtedness due. NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call, 916-939-0772 for information regarding the trustee’s sale or visit this Internet Web site, www.nationwideposting.com, for information regarding the sale of this property, using the file number assigned to this case, T.S.# 9986-6191. Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the internet Web site. The best way to verify postpone-

LegaL Notices ment information is to attend the scheduled sale. If the Trustee is unable to convey title for any reason, the successful bidder’s sole and exclusive remedy shall be the return of monies paid to the Trustee and the successful bidder shall have no further recourse. Affinia Default Services, LLC 301 E. Ocean Blvd. Suite 1720 Long Beach, CA 90802 833-290-7452 For Trustee Sale Information Log On To: www.nationwideposting. com or Call: 916-939-0772. Affinia Default Services, LLC, Omar Solorzano, Foreclosure Associate This communication is an attempt to collect a debt and any information obtained will be used for that purpose. However, if you have received a discharge of the debt referenced herein in a bankruptcy proceeding, this is not an attempt to impose personal liability upon you for payment of that debt. In the event you have received a bankruptcy discharge, any action to enforce the debt will be taken against the property only. NPP0328334 To: NEW TIMES 03/29/2018, 04/05/2018, 04/12/2018

NOTICE SUMMONS NOTICE TO DEFENDANT: (AVISO AL DEMANDADO): JUDITh GILLIGAN DBA GILLIGAN REAL ESTATE COMPANY YOU ARE BEING SUED BY PLAINTIFF: (LO ESTÁ DEMANDANDO EL DEMANDANTE): CLARENCE JOhNSON AND DEBORA JOhNSON CASE NUMBER: 18CV0149

Notice! You have been sued. The court may decide against you without your being heard unless you respond in 30 days. Read the information below. You have 30 CALENDAR DAYS after this summons and legal papers are served on you to file a written response at this court and have a copy served on the plaintiff. A letter or phone call will not protect you. Your written response must be in proper legal form if you want the court to hear your case. There may be a court form that you can use for your response. You can find these court forms and more information at the California Courts Online Self-Help Center (www.courtinfo.ca.gov/ selfhelp), your county law library, or the courthouse nearest you. If you cannot pay the filing fee, ask the court clerk for a fee waiver form. If you do not file your response on time, you may lose the case by default, and your wages, money and property may be taken without further warning from the court. There are other legal requirements. You may want to call an attorney right away. If you do not know an attorney, you may want to call an attorney referral service. If you cannot afford an attorney, you may be eligible for free legal services from a nonprofit legal services program. You can locate these nonprofit groups at the California Legal Services Web site (www.lawhelpcalifornia. org), the California Courts online Self-Help Center (www.courtinfo. ca.gov/selfhelp), or by contacting your local court or county bar association. NOTE: The court has a statutory lien for waived fees and costs on any settlement or arbitration award of $10,000 or more in a civil case. The court’s lien must be paid before the court will dismiss the case. ¡AVISO! Lo han demandado. Si no responde dentro de 30 dias, la corte puede decidir en su contra sin escuchar su version. Lea la informacion a continuacion. Tiene 30 DIAS CALENDARIOS despues de que le entreguen esta citacion y papeles legales para presentar una repuesta por escrito en esta corte y hacer que se entregue una copia al demandante. Una carta o una llamada telefonica no lo protegen. Su respuesta por escrito tiene que estar en formato legal correcto si desea que procesen su caso en la corte. Es posible que haya un formulario que usted puede usar para su respuesta. Puede encontrar estos formuleriors de la corte y mas informacion en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California (www.courtinfo.ca.gov/

LegaL Notices selfhelp/espanol), en la biblioteca de leyes de su condado o en la corte que le quede mas cerca. Si no puede pagar la cuota de presentacion, pida al secretario de la corte que le de un formulario de exencion de pago de cuotas. Si no presenta su repuesta a tiempo, puede perder el caso por incumplimiento y la corte la podra quitar su sueldo, dinero y bienes sin mas advertencia. Hay otros requistas legales. Es recomendable que llame a un abogado inmediamente. Si no conoce a un abogado, puede llamar a un servicio de remision a abogados. Si no puede pagar a un abogado, es posible que cumpla con los requisitos para obtener servicios legales gratuitos de un programa de servicios legales sin fines de lucro. Puede encontrar estos grupos sin fines de lucro en el sitio web de California Legal Services, (www.lawhelpcalifornia.org), en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California, (www.sucorte.ca.gov) o poniendose en contacto con la corte o el colegio de abogados locales. AVISO: Por ley, la corte tiene derecho a reclamar ias cuotas y los costos exentos por imponer un gravamen sobre cualquier recuperacion de $10,000 o mas de valor recibida mediante un acuerdo ao una consesion de artitraje en un caso dce derecho civll. Tiene que pagar el gravamen de la corte antes de que la corte pueda desechar el caso. CASE NUMBER: 18CV-0149 The name and address of the court is: (El nombre y dirección de la corte es): SUPERIOR COURT OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA, SAN LUIS OBISPO COUNTY SUPERIOR COURT 1035 PALM STREET, ROOM 385 SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA 93408 The name, address, and telephone number of plaintiff’s attorney, or plaintiff without an attorney, is: (El nombre, la dirección y el número de teléfono del abogado del demandante, o del demandante que no tiene abogado, es): Glen R. Lewis A Professional Law Corporation P. O. Box 1980 Atascadero, CA 93423 805-466-6644 Date: 03-19-2018 By: /s/ Michael Powell, Clerk /s/, Carol L McGuirk, Deputy Clerk, April 5, 12, 19, & 26, 2018

NOTICE SUMMONS NOTICE TO DEFENDANT: (AVISO AL DEMANDADO): KYLE BILLINGSLEY, AN INDIVIDUAL; hAL BILLINGSLEY, AN INDIVIDUAL; SEAN DESPAIN, AN INDIVIDUAL; hELIOS DAYSPRING, AND INDIVIDUAL, AND DOES 1-50, INCLUSIVE, YOU ARE BEING SUED BY PLAINTIFF: (LO ESTÁ DEMANDANDO EL DEMANDANTE): PATRICK AURIGNAC, INDIVIDUALLY AND DERIVATIVELY ON BEhALF OF LEGACY RANCh, LLC, A CALIFORNIA LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY, CASE NUMBER: 17CV0462

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you. If you cannot pay the filing fee, ask the court clerk for a fee waiver form. If you do not file your response on time, you may lose the case by default, and your wages, money and property may be taken without further warning from the court. There are other legal requirements. You may want to call an attorney right away. If you do not know an attorney, you may want to call an attorney referral service. If you cannot afford an attorney, you may be eligible for free legal services from a nonprofit legal services program. You can locate these nonprofit groups at the California Legal Services Web site (www.lawhelpcalifornia. org), the California Courts online Self-Help Center (www.courtinfo. ca.gov/selfhelp), or by contacting your local court or county bar association. NOTE: The court has a statutory lien for waived fees and costs on any settlement or arbitration award of $10,000 or more in a civil case. The court’s lien must be paid before the court will dismiss the case. ¡AVISO! Lo han demandado. Si no responde dentro de 30 dias, la corte puede decidir en su contra sin escuchar su version. Lea la informacion a continuacion. Tiene 30 DIAS CALENDARIOS despues de que le entreguen esta citacion y papeles legales para presentar una repuesta por escrito en esta corte y hacer que se entregue una copia al demandante. Una carta o una llamada telefonica no lo protegen. Su respuesta por escrito tiene que estar en formato legal correcto si desea que procesen su caso en la corte. Es posible que haya un formulario que usted puede usar para su respuesta. Puede encontrar estos formuleriors de la corte y mas informacion en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California (www.courtinfo. ca.gov/selfhelp/espanol), en la biblioteca de leyes de su condado o en la corte que le quede mas cerca. Si no puede pagar la cuota de presentacion, pida al secretario de la corte que le de un formulario de exencion de pago de cuotas. Si no presenta su repuesta a tiempo, puede perder el caso por incumplimiento y la corte la podra quitar su sueldo, dinero y bienes sin mas advertencia. Hay otros requistas legales. Es recomendable que llame a un abogado inmediamente. Si no conoce a un abogado, puede llamar a un servicio de remision a abogados. Si no puede pagar a un abogado, es posible que cumpla con los requisitos para obtener servicios legales gratuitos de un programa de servicios legales sin fines de lucro. Puede encontrar estos grupos sin fines de lucro en el sitio web de California Legal Services, (www. lawhelpcalifornia.org), en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California, (www.sucorte.ca.gov) o poniendose en contacto con la corte o el colegio de abogados locales. AVISO: Por ley, la corte tiene derecho a reclamar ias cuotas y los costos exentos por imponer un gravamen sobre cualquier recuperacion de $10,000 o mas de valor recibida mediante un acuerdo ao una consesion de artitraje en un caso dce derecho civll. Tiene que pagar el gravamen de la corte antes de que la corte pueda desechar el caso.

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CVP-0082

CASE NUMBER: 17CV-0462 The name and address of the court is: (El nombre y dirección de la corte es): SUPERIOR COURT OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA, SAN LUIS OBISPO COUNTY SUPERIOR COURT 1035 PALM STREET SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA 93408 The name, address, and telephone number of plaintiff’s attorney, or plaintiff without an attorney, is: (El nombre, la dirección y el número de teléfono del abogado del demandante, o del demandante que no tiene abogado, es): Roy E. Ogden (Bar#126961) Fax No: (805) 544-7700 Ogden & Fricks LLP Phone No: (805) 544-5600 656 Santa Rosa Street, Suite 2B San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 Date: 08-25-2017 By: /s/ Michael Powell, Clerk /s/, M. Zepeda, Deputy Clerk, March 29, April 5, 12, 19, 2018

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Holly Hobson filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Adrianna Faith Vasquez to PROPOSED NAME: Adrianna Faith Vazquez Hobson THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 05/02/2018, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. P2 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 901 Park Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: March 6, 2018 /s/: Linda D. Hurst, Judge of the Superior Court March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME

NEW FILE NO. 2018-0647 OLD FILE NO. 2017-0856 Precision Estimating Services, 3000 Broad Street #213, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 03-31-2017. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Precision Building Group (3000 Broad Street #213, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business was conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Precision Building Group, Karl J. Vaillancourt, Chief Executive Officer. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-02-2018. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By C. Anwood, Deputy Clerk. March 15, 22, 29, & April 5, 2018

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NEW FILE NO. 2018-0751 OLD FILE NO. 2016-1914 Cayucos Liquor, 75-79 S. Ocean Ave., Cayucos, CA 93430. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 08-11-2016. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Samer Ajjan, Salem Ajjan (877 Norma Dr., Pismo Beach, CA 93449), Francisco Arroyo (2950 Santa Barbara, Cayucos, CA 93430). This business was conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Samer Ajjan. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-13-2018. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By D. Chavez, Deputy Clerk. March 22, 29, April 5 & 12, 2018

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NEW FILE NO. 2018-0802 OLD FILE NO. 2017-2800 Spark Psychological Services, 5975 Entrada Avenue, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 1120-2017. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Laurie Ferguson (5305 Cascabel Rd., Atascadero, CA 93422). This business was conducted by An Individual /s/ Laurie Ferguson. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-16-2018. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By D. Chavez, Deputy Clerk. March 22, 29, April 5 & 12, 2018

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NEW FILE NO. 2018-0900 OLD FILE NO. 2016-2511 Defeo Transfers LLC, 1284 Ella Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 10-272016. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Defeo Transfers LLC (339 28th Ave., Venice, CA 90291). This business was conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Defeo Transfers LLC, Jake Defeo, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-29-2018. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By J.Goble, Deputy Clerk. April 5, 12, 19, & 26, 2018

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CV-0164 To all interested persons: Petitioner: Lorena Meza filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Bryan Gerardo Camacho to PROPOSED NAME: Bryan Meza THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME NEW FILE NO. 2018-0887 OLD FILE NO. 2015-2025 Highway 1 Studio, Serendipity Press, 1414 ½ Morro Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 08-06-2015. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Leanne Phillips (1414 ½ Morro Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business was conducted by An Individual /s/ Leanne Phillips. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-28-2018. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By J.Goble, Deputy Clerk. April 5, 12, 19, & 26, 2018

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CV-0145 To all interested persons: Petitioner: Paul Thavaj Jr. filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Kai Ming-An Thai to PROPOSED NAME: Kai Ming-An Thavaj THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 05/03/2018, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 2 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: March 19, 2018 /s/: Barry T. Labarbera, Judge of the Superior Court April 5, 12, 19, & 26, 2018

Homework: Buy or make yourself a present that encourages you to be more generous. Testify at freewillastrology.com. ARIES (March 21-April 19): Eighty-three-year-old author Harlan Ellison has had a long and successful career. In the course of publishing hundreds of literary works in seven different genres, he has won numerous awards. But when he was in his 30s, there was an interruption in the upward arc of his career. The film production company Walt Disney Studios hired him as a writer. During his first day on the job, Roy Disney overheard Ellison joking with a co-worker about using Disney characters in an animated pornographic movie. Ellison was fired on the spot. I am by no means predicting a comparable event in your life, Aries. On the contrary. By giving you this heads-up, I’m hoping you’ll be scrupulous and adroit in how you act in the early stages of a new project—so scrupulous and adroit that you will sail on to the next stages.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Are you an evolving Taurus or an unevolving Taurus? Are you an aspiring master of gradual, incremental progress or a complacent excuse-maker who secretly welcomes inertia? Will the theme of your next social media post be “The Smart Art of Compromise” or “The Stingy Glory of Stubbornness”? I’m hoping you will opt for the former rather than the latter in each of the three choices I just offered. Your behavior in the coming weeks will be pivotal in your long-term ability to animate your highest self and avoid lapsing into your mediocre self.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): If you fly in a passenger jet from New York to London, the trip usually takes more than six hours. But on January 8, 2015, a powerful jet stream surging across the North Atlantic reduced that time significantly. With the wind’s extra push, several flights completed the trip in five hours and 20 minutes. I suspect you’ll have comparable assistance in the course of your upcoming journeys and projects, Gemini. You’ll feel like the wind is at your back.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Actor Keanu Reeves’ career ascended to a higher level when he appeared as a lead character in the film Speed. It was the first time he had been a headliner in a big-budget production. But he turned down an offer to reprise his starring role in the sequel, Speed 2. Instead he toured with his grunge band Dogstar and played the role of Hamlet in a production staged by a local theater company in Winnipeg, Manitoba. I admire him for being motivated more by love and passion than by fame and fortune. In my estimation, Cancerian, you face a choice that in some ways resembles Keanu’s, but in other ways doesn’t. You shouldn’t automatically assume that what your ego craves is opposed to what your heart yearns for and your soul needs. (July 23-Aug. 22): A Leo sculptor I know is working on a 40-foot-long statue of a lion. Another Leo friend borrowed $30,000 to build a recording studio in her garage so she can pursue her quixotic dream of a music career. Of my other Leo acquaintances, one is writing a memoir of her time as a black-market orchid smuggler, another just did four sky dives in three days, and another embarked on a long-postponed pilgrimage to Slovenia, land of her ancestors. What about you? Are there any breathtaking challenges or smart gambles you’re considering? I trust you can surf the same astrological wave.

Date: March 23, 2018 /s/: Tana L. Coates, Judge of the Superior Court April 5, 12, 19, & 26, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0886 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: RED BIKE PRESS, 1414 ½ Morro St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Leanne Phillips (1414 ½ Morro St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Leanne Phillips. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-2818. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 03-28-23. April 5, 12, 19, & 26, 2018

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NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 05/09/2018, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 9 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times

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(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): How sexy is it possible for you to be? I’m referring to authentic soul-stirring sexiness, not the contrived, glitzy, counterfeit version. I’m alluding to the irresistible magnetism that wells up in you when you tap in to your core self and summon a reverent devotion to your life’s mission. However sexy it is possible for you to be, Virgo, I suggest you unleash that magic in the coming weeks. It’s the most reliable strategy for attracting the spiritual experiences and material resources and psychological support you need.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): According to my analysis of the cosmic omens, your impact is rising. You’re gaining influence. More people are tuning in to what you have to offer. And yet your stress levels also seem to be increasing. Why is that? Do you assume that having more power requires you to endure higher tension? Do you unconsciously believe that being more worried is the price of being more responsible? If so, banish that nonsense. The truth is this: The best way to manage your growing clout is to relax into it. The best way to express your growing clout is to relax into it.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The immediate future will challenge you to revisit several fundamental Scorpio struggles. For best results, welcome these seeming intrusions as blessings and opportunities, and follow these guidelines: 1. Your control over external circumstances will increase in direct proportion to your control over your inner demons. 2. Your ability to do what you want will thrive to the degree that you stop focusing on what you don’t want. 3. Your skill at regulating and triumphing over chaos will be invincible if you’re not engrossed in blaming others.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): I’m about to say things that sound extraordinary. And it’s possible that they are in fact a bit overblown. But even if that’s the case, I trust that there is a core of truth in them. So rejoice in their oracular radiance. First, if you have been hoping for a miracle cure, the next four weeks will be a time when you’re more likely than usual to find it or generate it. Second, if you have fantasized about getting help to address a seemingly irremediable problem, asking aggressively for that help now will lead to at least a partial fix. Third, if you have wondered whether you could ever retrieve a lost or missing part of your soul, the odds are more in your favor than they’ve been in a long time.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The French government defines books as an “essential good,” along with water, bread, and electricity. Would you add anything to that list of life’s basics? Companionship? Stories? Deep sleep? Pleasurable exercise and movement? Once you identify your “essential goods,” I invite you to raise the level of reverence and care you give them. Take an oath to treat them as holy treasures. Boost your determination and ability to get all you need of their blessings. The coming weeks will be a favorable time to enhance your appreciation of the fundamentals you sometimes take for granted.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Buckingham Palace is the home and office of the Queen of England. It has been the main royal residence since Queen Victoria took the throne in 1837. But in earlier times, the site served other purposes. The 17th-century English lawyer Clement Walker described the building occupying that land as a brothel, a hotbed of “debauchery.” Before that the space was a mulberry garden where silkworms tuned mulberry leaves into raw material for silk fabrics. I see the potential for an almost equally dramatic transformation of a certain place in your life, Aquarius. Start dreaming and scheming about the possibilities.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Poet Carolyn Forché is a role model for how to leave one’s comfort zone. In her early career, she earned writing degrees at placid universities near her childhood home in the American Midwest. Her first book mined material about her family; its first poem is addressed to her grandmother. But then she relocated to El Salvador, where she served as a human rights advocate during that country’s civil war. Later she lived and wrote in Lebanon at the height of its political strife. Her drive to expand her range of experience invigorated her poetry and widened her audience. Would you consider drawing inspiration from Forché in the coming weeks and months, Pisces? I don’t necessarily recommend quite so dramatic a departure for you, but even a mild version will be well rewarded. ∆

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