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Editor’s note

This week cover Local fire departments face staffing issues................................. 10

news Where Los Osos is sending its recycled water..................................8 Carbajal, one year under Trump ......9

opinion In defense of Cal Poly’s Title IX Office ................................... 14

arts GALLERY: Real cowboy art at Studios on the Park ....................35 STAGE: Sherlock at the Melodrama .....................................36

flavor FOOD: Growing greens on wheels .......................................45 cover photo by Jayson Mellom cover design by Alex Zuniga

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ire departments throughout San Luis Obispo County are dealing with staffing issues—juggling how to retain reserve firefighters, up their staffing levels to keep up with growing populations, and fund it (because it’s not cheap). And reserve firefighters face their own difficulties. With lower pay and less CAUGHT BETWEEN As a guaranteed work hours than career firefighters, Five Cities Fire they often have to find second or third jobs to Authority reserve firefighter, Jeff make things work on the Central Coast. While Lane is caught in the middle of some departments have turned to short-term the department’s grants to maintain adequate service levels, others struggle to staff and are debating switching things up altogether. For serve its three this week’s cover story, Staff Writer Karen Garcia communities, Arroyo Grande, talks to firefighters from the north, south, and Grover Beach, coastal parts of the county [10]. and Oceano.

This week, you can also read about what Los Osos is planning to do with all that recycled water being generated by its new treatment plant [8]; what U.S. Rep. Salud Carbajal has to say about his first year under President Trump [9]; the real West beds down in a Studios on the Park art exhibit [35]; how funny the Melodrama made Sherlock in Baskerville [36]; and how a bright green bus became a farm on wheels [45].

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opinion Hodin ............................ 14 This Modern World ....... 14 Letters .......................... 14 Street talk ..................... 16 Rhetoric & Reason ....... 16 Shredder ....................... 17

art Artifacts ....................... 35 Split Screen.................. 38 Reviews and Times ..... 38 Get Out! ....................... 44

the rest Classifieds.................... 48 Real Estate .................. 48 Brezsny’s Astrology..... 55

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Hollands spend $50k to unseat sheriff and district attorney

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he family of a mentally ill man who died in the SLO County Jail last year donated $50,000 to two men running against the sitting sheriff and district attorney.

Carty Holland donated $25,000 to Greg Clayton, a local private investigator challenging Sheriff Ian Parkinson, and another $25,000 to Judge Mike Cummins for his run against SLO County District Attorney Dan Dow, according to campaign finance records.

“My wife and I met with both candidates, and we were encouraged on multiple levels,” Carty told New Times. “They are motivated to reform a

broken system.”

Carty’s son, Andrew Holland, a 36-year-old Atascadero man suffering from schizophrenia, died at the jail on Jan. 22, 2017, after spending 46 hours strapped into a restraint chair. His death sparked outrage over the treatment of mentally ill inmates at the jail, resulting in an FBI civil rights investigation and a $5 million settlement between the county and Holland’s family.

In the wake of the settlement, Carty and his wife, Sharon, called on Parkinson to resign.

The family has also criticized Dow for not investigating Andrew’s death, with PHOTO BY CHRIS MCGUINNESS Carty telling New Times that the district attorney “ignored a brutal death under his nose.”

“There’s really been no accountability,” Carty said. “We don’t hold anything personally against either one of these gentlemen, but their actions have been fundamentally wrong for a person or persons in those positions.”

Clayton, a former SLO police officer who’s worked as a private investigator for the last 25 years, said he was approached by a group of county residents, including the OPPOSED Two candidates looking to unseat SLO County Hollands, and encouraged to run.

Sheriff Ian Parkinson (center) and District Attorney Dan Dow (far right) in the November elections received large campaign He said he made his decision to donations from Carty Holland, whose son Andrew died in the challenge Parkinson after watching SLO County jail last year. video footage of Andrew’s 46 hours

in the restraint chair and subsequent death, calling it “one of the most troubling things I’ve seen in my life,” and placing the blame squarely on Parkinson’s shoulders.

“The reality is, the buck stops at his desk,” Clayton said. “He is responsible for Andrew Holland’s death.”

As part of his campaign platform, Clayton said he wants to create a citizens oversight committee for the jail and advocate for a dedicated psychiatric facility within the jail, among other reforms.

Cummins, a former attorney and retired Stanislaus County judge, has said that if elected, he will investigate the deaths at the county jail, including Andrew’s. He said he was contacted by the Holland family shortly after The Tribune published his comments on the issue in a Jan. 14 article.

Speaking with New Times, Cummins said he believed that Dow’s decision not to investigate the death was politically motivated.

“I think [Dow] handled it very poorly,” Cummins said.

Since the announcement of the settlement, the Hollands formed the nonprofit Andrew Holland Foundation to advocate for and support mentally ill individuals in the criminal justice system and their families, and continue to call for reforms at the SLO County Jail, where the family held a vigil to mark the one year anniversary of Andrew’s death on Jan. 22.

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SLO City Council balks at contentious bike project San Luis Obispo City Council members gave the yellow light to a controversial neighborhood bikeway proposal—the Anholm Bikeway Plan— on Feb. 6, after scores of local residents showed up to express concerns about its impacts.

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Designed to provide a safer throughway between Foothill Boulevard and downtown SLO and increase bike ridership in the city, the $1.4 million bikeway would send cyclists into a two-way protected “cycletrack” down Chorro and Broad streets, through the Anholm neighborhood.

After hours of public comment—and a blowup earlier in the day between Mayor Heidi Harmon and former Mayor Ken Schwartz after Schwartz blasted the project as “urban rape”—the City Council voted to move forward on some aspects of the plan while not pulling the trigger on the cycletrack, which would result in a heavy loss of on-street parking.

“In essence, what it does is it allows us to do the improvements that we can all agree upon and gives ourselves another year to monitor and see what’s working,” City Councilmember Andy Pease told New Times on Feb. 7. “I think we’re still open to something bigger, but we’re giving ourselves extra time to see what works first.”

Per the council’s direction, city staff will proceed with purchasing a right-of-way from the Church of Latter Day Saints on its property on Foothill, which will be the site of a bike and pedestrian path connecting Foothill with Ramona Drive. A protected bike path is then planned to connect Ramona Drive with Broad Street.

While the City Council continues to mull whether it wants a protected cycletrack down Broad and Chorro, the city will install signage and traffic calming measures on those streets.

That work is supposed to be completed in 2019.

Community discussion around the Anholm

Bikeway Plan has been passionate and often contentious. Tensions boiled over on Feb. 6 after former SLO Mayor Schwartz, in a letter published in The Tribune, called it “urban rape ... not to be performed by a male penis, but by thousands of inanimate bicycles ... .”

Mayor Harmon issued a press release later that afternoon condemning Schwartz’s rhetoric and calling for more civil discourse.

“The tone and tenor of this discussion and other topics has been out of control,” Harmon stated in an email. “It is especially shocking and disappointing to see a former mayor, who should know better, saying things like [that] ... . This is unacceptable in light of hearing more and more how real women and girls are actually being violently raped in this country every day.”

Harmon added: “People need to be held accountable for this type of behavior when discussion moves away from civility and is rash, inappropriate, inflammatory, and downright disrespectful.”

—Peter Johnson

Port San Luis approves 50-year lease for Harbor Terrace

After four decades of discussion, research, and starts and stops, the Port San Luis Harbor District finally moved the 32-acre Harbor Terrace project forward, unanimously approving a 50-year lease with Red Tail Acquisitions at the commission’s Jan. 31 meeting.

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board was excited to be at this point with the project after two years of negotiations with Red Tail Acquisitions.

“This district has always used this opportunity as not only a project to generate money but more importantly or just as importantly, it’s a public benefit to all those in California that are able to use this property for camping use,” Lueker said.

The development will provide space for low cost overnight accommodations—57 recreational vehicle (RV) sites, 53 walkin and drive-in tent camping sites, and 51 RV cabins. A lodge, swimming pool, restaurant, recreation facilities, and other visitor amenities will also be included.

The fishermen’s gear storage, trailer boat storage, and harbor use area, which exist on the site, will remain in their current locations and continue to be used as part of port operations.

The California Coastal Development permit is in place, and Red Tail Acquisitions is now working with San Luis Obispo County on grading and building permits. The project is slated to break ground in the spring/summer of 2019, with a tentative construction period of eight months.

The project was originally conceived in 1977, when the Harbor Commission purchased the majority of the land for the development. In 2015, the Harbor Commission terminated its agreement with the HomeFed Corporation and signed on with Red Tail Acquisitions.

At the meeting, Lueker thanked the current staff and those before them for all the work they did to get the project to this point.

“I’m going to say everybody who has touched this project has worked hard to get to where we are, which is really, in my humble opinion, with only a two-and-ahalf year employment with the district, a monumental step for the district,” she said.

—Karen Garcia

County closes in on a cannabis tax that may exclude lab testers

San Luis Obispo County has a cannabis tax measure ready for citizens to consider in the June elections—but it’s making a final tweak first.

On Feb. 6, county supervisors asked that a proposed 4 percent tax on gross receipts exclude lab testers, after cannabis industry consultant Sean Donahoe pointed out that testing is a public safety component of the industry.

“I think there’s a case to be made that we want to encourage testing,” 2nd District Supervisor Bruce Gibson said.

Other supervisors agreed; and directed staff to revise the measure to set the lab testing tax at zero. At the request of Tax Collector-Auditor Controller Jim Erb, the measure will also allow flexibility for the board to set different tax rates for different arms of the cannabis industry.

For all other elements of the industry— cultivation, manufacturing, distribution, and retail—the gross receipts tax is proposed to start at 4 percent in July 2018 and increase by 2 percent annually to a maximum of 10 percent. The Board of Supervisors can vote to lower the tax or forgo the annual increase.

As of press time, the cannabis industry in SLO County isn’t exactly taking off.

The county had received six land-use

applications for marijuana businesses thus far, even though 141 cultivation sites are eligible to apply.

—Peter Johnson

SLO City Council members donate to Paulding in supes race

A majority of San Luis Obispo’s City Council is betting on an Arroyo Grande man seeking to unseat 4th District County Supervisor Lynn Compton in the November elections.

According to recently filed campaign finance records, Councilmembers Aaron Gomez, Andy Pease, and Carlyn Christianson each donated money to Jimmy Paulding, who announced his candidacy for the 4th District seat last year.

The donations total $350, with Christianson and Pease donating $100 each, and Gomez donating $250. The amount accounts for less than 1 percent of the more $47,752 Paulding reported raising in 2017. The donations were made by the council members as individuals, and do not reflect any official endorsement of his candidacy by the council.

The city of SLO isn’t located within Compton’s district, therefore none of the SLO council members live within it either.

However, Pease said that the decisions of the Board of Supervisors can impact the county as a whole, and praised Paulding as “well researched, intelligent, and thoughtful.”

“I think he’s a problem solver and will work well with a large array of people with different points of view,” Pease said, stressing that she made the donation in her as a private citizen. “I think that’s what we need at the county level.”

Gomez made similar comments about his donation, noting that there were many people who work in SLO but live outside the city.

“Just because it is not in our city limits doesn’t mean that there’s no transfer of terms of other issues,” he said.

Gomez said he donated to Paulding because he liked the candidate’s experience and viewpoints on important issues and believed that Paulding would bring a “more balanced perspective” than Compton.

Christianson did not respond to a request for comment.

In a written statement to New Times,

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Paulding said that the board’s decisions can have wide-ranging effects on the residents across the county.

“The decisions of the Board of Supervisors impact everyone throughout the entire county, and they are rightfully upset that we have a board member who is bought by outside corporate interests,” Paulding said.

Compton has raised $275,626 for her 2018 re-election bid, according to campaign finance reports, including $162,326 in monetary contributions and $113,300 in loans. Large donations to her campaign included $3,500 from Arizona-based Shea Homes, developers of the Trilogy at Monarch Dunes luxury housing development in Nipomo; $5,000 SLO based development company PEDP Inc.; and $6,950 from retired Los Osos resident Nicholas Cook.

Large donations to Paulding’s campaign included $3,500 International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers union political action committee based in Washington, D.C., and $2,500 from Laborers Local 220 PAC in Sacramento.

—Chris McGuinness

Supervisors decline to take stance on offshore oil drilling expansion San Luis Obispo County won’t be joining the California chorus of opposition to the Trump administration’s plans to expand offshore oil and gas drilling.

A push by SLO County 2nd District Supervisor Bruce Gibson to put forth a resolution in opposition to the federal government’s plans landed with a thud at the Feb. 6 Board of Supervisors meeting— failing to gain support from either 5th District Supervisor Debbie Arnold or 4th District Supervisor Lynn Compton.

1st District Supervisor John Peschong recused himself from the discussion due to his past work with oil companies, and 3rd District Supervisor Adam Hill was absent with an illness.

Gibson made the motion to have county staff draft a formal resolution after representatives from the local chapter of the Surfrider Foundation and the Environmental Center of SLO urged the board to take a stance—something other California counties have done. The Santa

Barbara County Board of Supervisors passed a resolution in opposition to expanded offshore drilling on Jan. 30.

The board’s inaction means that the public comment period for the Trump administration’s 2019-2024 oil and gas leasing program—which includes six new oil and gas leases off California’s coast— is set to expire on March 9 without a statement from SLO County.

“It’s a very sad situation that this board refuses to stand up and speak out against what is a palpable threat to the interests of this county,” Gibson said.

On the dais, Compton expressed discomfort with the language of a proposed resolution that the Surfrider Foundation had submitted. Arnold said that Measure A, which was passed by county voters in 1986 and requires voter approval of any onshore oil facilities, would allow the question of offshore development to be decided by local citizens.

Compton stated via email that she is opposed to offshore oil and gas drilling.

She cited her vote last February in favor of a letter sent to U.S. Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke affirming the county’s support for Measure A and her vote denying the Phillips 66 rail spur extension project as evidence of that position.

“I think I’m adequately on record with my position,” Compton said.

Arnold told New Times her deferment to Measure A had to do with wanting to omit the board’s political leanings from the offshore oil drilling issue. “[The] ideology of an elected board kind of ebbs and flows, and Measure A levels that out in that if there’s ever a proposal for offshore oil leasing in this county, it’s got to go through the people to be viable,” Arnold said.

Since being elected to the board in 2016, Peschong has recused himself from any vote relating to the oil or gas industries.

According to Fair Political Practices Commission filings, Peschong received at least $10,000 in compensation for his work as a political strategist from Phillips 66 Company; Exxon Mobil Corporation; Pinnacle West Capital (an energy firm in Arizona); and Monterey County for Energy Independence, the political action committee that in 2016 campaigned against Measure Z, which banned fracking in the Monterey County. Δ —Peter Johnson

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Wastewater on tap A look at what Los Osos is doing with all that newly recycled water

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he long-awaited Los Osos sewer plant is up and running, with 95 percent of the affected properties hooked up as of Feb. 1, according to San Luis Obispo County officials.

Each day, an average of 446,371 gallons of wastewater is flowing to the plant, which means it’s no longer going into the septic tanks that polluted the underlying groundwater for decades.

While the high percentage of sewer connections marks an important step to solving Los Osos’ water woes, the next challenge for the community is in effectively deploying the recycled water the plant generates, a resource that’s supposed to play a critical role in the long-term stability of the Los Osos Valley Groundwater Basin.

For this story, New Times tracked down the details of where all of that recycled water is headed and for what purpose.

Some elements of the program meet the expectations of a court-approved Los Osos Basin Management Plan, while others may be falling short.

Basin recharge

As a condition of approval for the Los Osos wastewater plant, the California Coastal Commission required that all the recycled water be “reinvested” into the Los Osos basin area.

Most of the 500 acre-feet (there are 325,851 gallons of water per acre foot) of recycled water produced each year will be sent to one location in that area: an 8-acre leach field off Broderson Avenue. Once disposed at the leach field, the water will slowly seep into the underground basin’s upper and lower aquifers.

Both aquifers have serious ailments: The upper is plagued with high concentrations of nitrates (due to the septic systems) while the lower is experiencing seawater intrusion as a result of overpumping and drought.

Over the long term, the Broderson leach field is expected to help maintain water levels in the basin.

“Hydrogeologic reports show that 22 percent [of the water at the Broderson leach field] will eventually migrate to the lower aquifer over several years,” said

Mark Hutchinson, deputy director of the SLO County Public Works Department.

“The majority stays in the upper aquifer and eventually make its way to wetlands along the [Morro Bay] fringe.”

A small percentage of the recycled water—33 acre-feet annually—will go to the Bayridge Estates leach field to benefit Willow Creek, and another potential basin recharge project is in the works for Los Osos Creek.

While basin recharge is the main element of the Los Osos recycled water program, there are also efforts aimed at reducing the community’s demand for groundwater.

One of the landowners buying recycled water, who asked to be anonymous for this story, said he was considering drilling a well on his property until “this option came up.” He plans on leasing the land to a farmer who will make use of the recycled water.

Hutchinson noted that the ag agreements could be beneficial in that they could be “proof of concept” for other farmers skeptical about feeding their crops recycled water instead of groundwater.

Thirsty crops

In addition to hammering out contracts with farmers, the county is also working with local water purveyors to deliver recycled water to Los Osos’ schools, the community park, and the Sea Pines Golf Course for irrigation.

That would save the groundwater basin about 63 acre-feet of pumping per year, and keep the grass green at the park and Los Osos Middle School, Monarch Grove

Farming over the Los Osos water basin accounts for 750 acre-feet of groundwater use per year—far more water than the sewer plant can produce in recycled water over the same time span.

While the sewer can’t deliver that much water to agriculture, basin regulators assumed that some farmers would be interested in utilizing recycled water to irrigate their crops in lieu of groundwater, according to the Basin Management Plan.

But, ultimately, the county couldn’t find any takers.

Still, per the Coastal Commission permit, at least 10 percent of the recycled water is required to go to agriculture as a mitigation measure, since the plant itself was built on ag land, according to county officials.

To stay in compliance, the county entered into recycled water agreements with four area landowners who either had no wells or had poor groundwater conditions on their properties. The county will sell and deliver up to 81 acre-feet, or 16 percent of the annual recycled water, at $100 per acre foot to those parcels, which are all on the east end of town. The agreements run for 10 years, but after five years, either party can back out with six months’ notice.

“It’s not ideal,” said Bruce Gibson, 2nd District SLO County supervisor representing Los Osos. “I absolutely would have rather struck deals with people who could help the basin.”

Schools, Sea Pines, and construction

Elementary School, Baywood Elementary School, and Sunnyside Elementary.

Providing water for the golf course would save another 25 to 35 acre-feet, according to the Basin Management Plan.

The county also intends to start a construction water program, where local contractors can pick up recycled water from the wastewater plant to use for onsite needs like dust control, as opposed to using potable water for those purposes.

Recycled water deliveries are expected to begin sometime this summer. Standing in the way of all of Los Osos’ recycled water projects, other than the leach field deliveries, is Regional Water Quality Control Board approval for a recycled water permit. The local stakeholders also need to finalize the various contracts, and some additional piping is needed.

“There’s a lot of paperwork and a little bit of plumbing,” Hutchinson said.

In general, Hutchinson emphasized the importance of securing a variety of places to send the plant’s recycled water, since it will always be generated.

“The wastewater never stops flowing in,” Hutchinson said. “Having as many options, expanding your suite of options, is always important.” ∆ Staff Writer Peter Johnson can be reached at pjohnson@newtimesslo.com.

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NO GROUNDWATER, NO PROBLEM A portion of the recycled water generated by the Los Osos sewer will be sold and delivered to properties with poor groundwater for crop irrigation, like this one on Blue Heron View Lane.

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One year later W hen U.S. Rep. Salud Carbajal (D-Santa Barbara) spoke with New Times in February 2017, the congressional freshman was one month into his new gig.

It was the first few months after the election of Donald Trump, which alarmed liberal voters across the country, and Carbajal was quick to express hope that legislators could work PHOTO BY CHRIS MCGUINNESS

365 DAYS LATER U.S. Rep. Salud Carbajal (D-Santa Barbabra) is finishing out his first year as a congressman and preparing to run for re-election against a familiar challenger in November.

together to pass meaningful legislation despite the concerns raised about the newly elected president.

“I’m an optimist,” he told reporters at the time.

One year later, Carbajal gave his thoughts on Trump’s first State of the Union address. His assessment of the 80-minute speech is blunt.

“It was hollow rhetoric,” Carbajal said.

Carbajal reflects on his first year in Congress “One hour in front of a teleprompter isn’t going to make his year of hate, bigotry, incompetence, and dysfunction go away.”

For those who followed Carbajal’s first year on the job, the words shouldn’t come as a surprise. The former Santa Barbara County supervisor spent most of the last 365 days standing in staunch opposition to the majority of the policy pushes that emanated from the Trump White House and the Republican majority in Congress.

He opposes the expansion of offshore oil drilling, the promised wall along the U.S. border with Mexico, efforts to dismantle the Affordable Care Act, and the recently passed Republican tax bill.

When he speaks, it’s clear that one year under the shadow of Trump has not softened his image of the president.

“His speech won’t erase the dysfunction and chaos he’s inflicted on our nation for one year,” Carbajal said.

That dissatisfaction isn’t confined to the president alone. As he sat through the speech, Carbajal likely saw Republican lawmakers on the other side of the aisle jump up to deliver raucous applause at the words many of his fellow Democrats also characterized as “hollow rhetoric.”

A year ago, Carbajal’s optimism was, in part, based on the hope that some of those same Republicans might be willing to reach across the aisle to help blunt the president’s erratic governing style and disconcerting policy goals.

“We’ll see if his antics and terrible agenda is one where at least a core number of Republicans will say, ‘No, we’re not going along with that,’” he said in 2017.

One year later Carbajal was chiding those Republicans who have backed the president’s agenda for their role in “shoring up an incompetent president.”

“I think there’s a level of complicity that is going on, and I think that is unfortunate,” he said. “Party matters more than our democracy and finding solutions for the American people.”

Carbajal is up for re-election in November, and has already accrued a sizeable war chest in preparation for the race. According to campaign finance filings, he’s raised more than $1.5 million.

His closest competitor, Republican Justin Fareed, whom Carbajal defeated by 6.8 percentage points in the 2017 election for

the 24th Congressional District seat, has raised a little more than $373,000.

The June primary is still months away, but Fareed is already taking aim at Carbajal, calling out the more than $437,000 in money from Political Action Committees that make up an estimated 27 percent of Carbajal’s fundraising for the election, and turning the votes he’s cast against the Republican majority into a line of attack against the now incumbent congressman.

“While Carbajal has been in Washington, he’s voted in lockstep with Nancy Pelosi and introduced legislation at the behest of special interest groups but has yet to produce solutions or results for California families and struggling businesses,” Fareed said in a written statement issued by his campaign.

With the divisions both inside and outside Washington, D.C., seeming to grow deeper with each passing day, it raises the question that after his first year as a congressman, is Carbajal still an optimist?

Despite all he’s seen on Capitol Hill this last year, Carbajal still claims he sees “glimmers of hope” to move forward with bipartisan solutions to important issues.

He said that he is part of a bipartisan group of about 48 lawmakers known as the “Problem Solvers Caucus,” which recently made headlines when it rolled out a proposal to address immigration reform and the fate of DACA recipients.

“We are working to come up with frameworks on infrastructure, health care, and the Dream Act,” he said. “I continue to try and work across the aisle.”

Another reason Carbajal and other Democrats may be optimistic is the upcoming midterm elections. A number of Republican lawmakers have announced that they are retiring, and Carbajal believes that unpopular Republican legislation, such as the attempt to repeal Obamacare and the passage of the GOP tax plan, could usher in a wave of Democratic wins and push remaining Republican lawmakers away from Trump.

“Look at what happened in Virginia and Wisconsin,” Carbajal said, referring to recent Democratic Party victories in special elections in those states. “This is going to be a very interesting November. … I hope that what is coming in the future will get [the Republican majority] to be more pragmatic.” ∆ Staff Writer Chris McGuinness can be reached at cmcguinness@newtimesslo.com.

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CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE The Five Cities Fire Authority struggles to maintain its firefighters and serve its communities—Arroyo Grande, Grover Beach, and Oceano.

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Meeting staffing requirements is a growing issue for some SLO County fire departments

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here aren’t many firefighters around on a late day in January at the Grover Beach Fire Station No. 3, one of three fire departments that make up the Five Cities Fire Authority.

There are only three people in the building, and one of them is reserve firefighter Jeff Lane.

That day he was working alongside a fire captain and an engineer. All three crew members play a vital role in responding to emergencies. The captain supervises, the engineer drives the fire truck and handles its equipment, and the reserve firefighter works alongside the captain with any kind of fire emergency.

“The reserve firefighter essentially is the firefighter. It’s not the extra person on the rig. It’s the firefighter that shows up at your house,” Lane said.

A reserve firefighter not only plays a key role on the fire crew, but the position also helps fire departments meet the required staffing levels to adequately respond to emergencies within the community.

As part of the reserve program, Lane doesn’t work a set number of hours each week.

He picks up shifts between all three departments. He’s been with the fire authority for about eight years, two years as a full-time firefighter and six as a reserve making $14 an hour—which isn’t enough to pay the bills on the Central Coast.

When he’s off duty, he scopes out Craigslist for construction or professional photography jobs to make ends meet.

“Because I’ve stayed with the department, some of the other jobs I’ve held in the past eight years have been CPR instructor, surf instructor, I worked as a photographer in the Sears photo center, and I worked at Allegiant Air in Santa Maria putting luggage onto planes and fielding planes,” he said.

Lane isn’t the only reserve firefighter that’s feeling the strain when it comes to balancing his position in the reserve program and having enough money to support himself.

“We would rather be here [the fire department], so we try to be here as much as possible. But when it comes down to making half as much money, we tend to lean toward what we can do for ourselves and our families. Unfortunately putting food on the table comes first,” he said.

This predicament is something that fire departments throughout San Luis Obispo County are dealing with. Juggling how to retain reserve firefighters with the need to staff their stations is leading many to take a second look at their reserve programs and how they fund their fire departments.

Cayucos barely hung onto its fire department for the past four years but recently handed over its department to the county because the community didn’t want to fund it the way it needed to be funded. The department was paid for through a special fire tax of $100 per household on top of property taxes, but it wasn’t enough.

In 2016, the community voted against Measure C-16, which would have raised the tax to $125 per residential unit. At a rate of four units per single family home, the fire tax would have increased by $500 per average household. In June of last year the fire department’s board voted, with plenty of opposition from the community, 2-1 to dissolve the fire department and turn it over to San Luis Obispo County. Currently Cayucos has filed an application to dissolve with Local Agency Formation Commission (LAFCO) and work on an agreement with the county on a contract that would benefit the town. Aside from the main goal of providing year-round fire protection for the town, Cayucos intends to negotiate keeping the department at its current location and maintaining its reserve firefighter program.

Cities and community services districts throughout the county are weighing their options as Cayucos did, trying to figure

TIP TOP SHAPE In order to become a career firefighter, reserve firefighters must complete as much training as a full-time firefighter with less compensation.

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out whether their reserve firefighter programs are adequately serving their respective communities and how to manage the costs of supporting growing populations, which are increasing the demand for services.

Not a guarantee

The communities of Arroyo Grande, Grover Beach, and Oceano receive fire and emergency protection from the Five Cities Fire Authority. The communities signed a joint powers agreement in 2010.

Prior to that, all three had separate allvolunteer run fire departments.

Oceano Community Services District (CSD) Board President Karen White said Arroyo Grande and Grover Beach eventually started sharing a fire chief and a training officer on top of the equipment that one had and the other couldn’t afford.

“They started sharing and working together because they couldn’t afford two fire chiefs, two training officers, two air trucks,” White said.

Along with sharing equipment and relying on volunteer firefighters, the departments used a response model called boundary drop: the nearest available resource responded to the emergency no matter where it was with respect to city limits.

During that time, Oceano was receiving fire services from a Cal Fire station in Nipomo, but White said that the community was experiencing response challenges.

In 2010, Oceano joined Arroyo Grande and Grover Beach to form the threeagency department.

Five Cities Fire Authority Fire Chief Stephen Lieberman said the departments changed from all-volunteer to having paid positions—a guaranteed firefighter in the station—because the population of the communities grew and emergency calls increased.

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While Five Cities Fire was efficient at providing service to all three communities, there has always been the long-term concern of adequately funding it. In light of the joint powers agreement, any budget decisions have to be approved unanimously by all three communities.

The call volume for the Five Cities Fire Authority has increased by 4 percent over the last year and has been steadily increasing for the past several years. More and more volunteer firefighters either live or have other jobs outside of the community, which affects the time it takes to respond to an emergency. More importantly, relying on reserve firefighters isn’t a guarantee that he or she will have the ability to be in the station for their shift.

While there are a fire captain and fire engineer at all three of the Five Cities’ stations, there are numerous unfilled reserve firefighter positions. Between December 2017 and the end of the fiscal year (June 2018), there will be 178 vacant firefighter shifts. The agency is filling those gaps by mandating off-duty full-time firefighters to work, but that means the agency will be paying those firefighters for overtime.

Lieberman said he has the authority to call in career firefighters to work those vacant shifts, but he doesn’t have that same ability with a reserve firefighter.

“If one of the reserves has another job— most of them have multiple jobs—I can’t make him come in. That job might pay more and he has a family to feed,” he said.

Because of this, Lieberman is proposing to transition the department from a career and reserve firefighters model to ending the reserve program completely and hiring three full-time career firefighters. The reserve program would be phased out over the next five years, but it would cost the communities. The fire authority’s budget could increase by approximately 70 percent, according to plan estimates.

RESPONSIBILITIES Jeff Lane, a reserve firefighter for the Five Cities Fire Authority, must not only respond to emergencies but he is also responsible for the fire truck.

Lieberman is making his way to the CSD board and both city councils to present his plan, which the municipalities have to make a decision on by March— just ahead of when they will be crafting budgets for the next fiscal year.

Oceano Board President White said her CSD only has so much in its budget to allocate to the fire agency. It’s one of the challenges particular to Oceano, which doesn’t have the same revenue sources as cities.

CSDs receive money depending on the services that they provide, such as fire, water, and/or sewage. They rely overwhelmingly on property taxes to fund their operating budgets.

“I know we’re going to come to a resolution because we’re working on it, and I think that’s probably the most important thing. We’re sitting down talking together and talking individually to see what can be done,” she said.

Out with the old

Pismo Beach transitioned from operating a city fire department to contracting with Cal Fire for fire and emergency services in 2001. Cal Fire provides staffing and fire operations at Station 64 and Station 63, the two existing stations in the city. The stations are made up of state employees (Cal Fire firefighters) and reserve firefighters (city employees). Paul Lee, the current battalion chief for the department, said Cal Fire responds to every type of call that a city fire department would.

“It’s a state aid agency that has state resources, so instead of it being city employees, the department has state employees, and we provide a service based on what the City Council wants,” Lee said.

He said the City Council has been concerned about Station 64’s reserve program for the last three years. When the economy crashed in 2008 there weren’t many open positions, so it was easier for the department to hire reserve firefighters and keep them for an average of four years.

“Once the economy changed, it became difficult for us to hire a prospective reserve, put them through training, and have them available for very long. They would go take a job with Los Angeles County, Kern County, or San Francisco city that obviously has full-time positions that is going to pay a lot more,” Lee said.

In April of last year, Cal Fire and the Pismo Beach City Council started looking into the cost of what it took to train reserves who weren’t sticking around for the long haul.

“It wasn’t for lack of welltrained people; it was the high turnover rate. We just couldn’t keep people long enough,” he said.

If the city kept the reserve program, the general fund budget for the 2018 and 2019 fiscal years would increase from roughly $2.2 million to $2.5 million (2018) and $2.4 million to $2.7 million (2019).

The City Council voted to hire three full-time firefighters and phase out the reserve program in June of this year.

“The city decided to hire more Cal Fire engineers to replace the reserve program so there would be a guarantee those positions would be filled,” Lee said. “The reserve program was not a guaranteed staffing element every day, so now we have guaranteed staffing.”

Quality service

Cambria’s fire department is also feeling the strains of being funded through its CSD. Up to a year and a half ago, the department only had a full-time captain, a full-time engineer, a reserve firefighter, and a fire chief, William Hollingsworth.

At that time, the department received a Staffing for Adequate Fire and Emergency Response (SAFER) grant, to fund three additional fulltime firefighters for two years. That allowed the department to staff four positions rather than three.

This federal grant was created to provide direct funding that assists fire departments in increasing or maintaining the number of trained firefighters.

The goal of the grant is to enhance the local fire department’s abilities to comply with staffing, response, and operational standards established by the National Fire Protection Association (NFPA).

“It’s a very common practice to provide a higher, more appropriate level of emergency services to the community, but there’s a sunset to it, it’s only available for two years,” Hollingsworth said.

Last June, the district board approved the transfer of $84,000 from the general fund reserves to pay for firefighter salaries with the anticipation that the SAFER firefighters (funded by the grant) would eventually be hired as permanent full-time firefighters. Keeping those firefighters on would cost the CSD an additional $70,650 in salary costs for the last quarter in the 2017-18 fiscal year, as the the SAFER grant ends in March, and about $306,000 after that. To come up with the extra funds, the CSD would have to assess a special tax of $50 per household per year.

Hollingsworth brought the issue to the CSD on Jan. 18. District Board President Amanda Rice expressed doubt as to whether that additional full-time firefighter was necessary to serve the community.

“I remain unconvinced that the additional person and the three firefighters … is not overkill for the community of this size,” Rice said.

Hollingsworth said having four firefighters on duty versus three means having a 25 percent faster response time, conducting search and rescue responses 6 percent faster, and it enables the crew to pump water out 6 percent faster when they’re at a fire.

The board unanimously voted to hold a special meeting on whether the district should consider approving a ballot measure to fund the three firefighter positions and allow the CSD to have enough to fund a fourth firefighter. If the ballot measure is approved, it would cost the district $10,000 to $20,000 to put it to vote in June.

“The reason we’re looking at this is because we’re kind of an island up here.

We’re relatively removed from the rest of the county,” Hollingsworth said.

While the department has aggressive automatic and mutual aid agreements with other fire agencies, he said there’s an automatic time delay in getting those additional resources to Cambria.

DIFFERENT COMMUNITIES The Templeton Fire and Emergency Services Fire Chief Bill White is working to fund a minimum number of firefighters to serve his community.

Hands on deck

Just north of Highway 101, the unincorporated town of Templeton is facing similar issues with its Fire and Emergency Services Department that serves the community of about 7,600. Fire Chief Bill White splits his time between Templeton and Atascadero, spending about 48 hours as a fire captain in Atascadero and about 20 hours as the fire chief in Templeton.

He said his community’s problem is not unique. Similar to Oceano and Cambria, Templeton only gets a certain amount of funding allocated for their fire department.

“We have one funding mechanism that’s via property taxes. We’re not like a city that we have sales tax. Although Templeton generates $1.6 million in sales tax that goes straight to the county,” White said.

One of the issues is an antiquated property tax allocation. The tax on property owners in Templeton is 8.4 cents of every dollar collected, which goes toward the CSD budget. The allocation was established when the district formed in 1976. Just three years later, Proposition 13 passed, which reduced property tax rates on homes, businesses, and farms by about 57 percent. It limits the amount by which the government can request to increase taxes. Now in 2018, the district is receiving the same property tax amount from the community.

White said that he currently has a budget of a little more than $800,000 for his department and two full-time fire captains. One of the fire captains was paid for through a SAFER grant, which expired in 2016. Rather than lose that captain altogether, White changed the position from full time to part time.

“We cut back on various other things as well, but I was able to save that position so that we still had a responder on that position every day,” he said.

Another predicament that the department has is it can’t currently provide service 24/7—it’s only operating between 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. During the day, White has two full-time fire captains VOLUNTEER FIRE continued page 12

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two-out regulation that must be met. The two firefighters inside the structure fire must have direct visual or voice contact between each other and direct, voice, or radio contact with the two fire fighters outside of the structure.

White does have three paid call firefighters that can assist, but the response time isn’t always as fast as it could be.

“We do have a system in place that is very fragile because if we don’t have someone available at night then I don’t have an engine here,” he said.

The goal for the department is to have 24/7 TRAINING Fire departments miss out when they can’t hire their reserve firefighters. coverage but that’s going to While the program benefits the reserves, departments are seeing a revolving door. take money. White said he wants to find other outlets to fund the department rather than having He could switch to an p.m. The fi refighters are expected to to go to the taxpayers. He started a alternative staffing scenario be alert and ready to respond in the grassroots campaign called the Friends of with one fire captain and event of an emergency. In late 2017, Templeton Fire and Emergency Services, two paid call firefighters, White took the program back to the which is currently just an email blast of but it would still only be community services district board documents and information. from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. as it was effective in its fi rst year “I want the community to know we are “I cannot guarantee of establishment, but the number of doing everything we can to get proper that the community of participating fi refighters decreased in funding so that we can create reliable and Templeton will have 2016 and 2017. The district approved sustainable fire emergency services for anybody here at night,” he a compensation increase, from $35 per Templeton,” he said. “Because if we can’t said. “It’s almost like putting up an open day to $60 Sunday through Thursday get a funding mechanism and it goes the and closed sign, depending on whether I and $70 on Friday and Saturday. way the industry is trending with paid call have night coverage.”

However, if a house or a building is on firefighters not being available, there is a To cushion that, the department fire in the evening, two firefighters aren’t chance that this service could go away.” Δ implemented a nighttime per diem enough, according to the United States program in 2014, which paid two Department of Occupational Safety and Staff Writer Karen Garcia can be reached at kgarcia@newtimesslo.com. fi refighters to stay at the station after 6 Health Administration. There is a two-in/

SIDE HUSTLES When Jeff Lane isn’t working for the fire department he picks up professional photography and construction jobs to make money.

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Bridging the generation gap

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s adults, we tend to look down our noses and tut-tut when we see teenagers glued to their phones and tablets, but one local high school student is looking to harness the power of tech savvy teens to help local seniors.

Beginning in December of last year, Arroyo Grande High School junior Hailey Barneich organized what she’s been calling “teens helping seniors with tech” clinics. Held in the Arroyo Grande City Council chambers, the clinics feature local teenagers who volunteer their time to assist participating senior citizens, teaching them how to use and trouble shoot various electronic devices such as cellphones, tablets, and laptop computers.

“Sometimes [the seniors] just want to know how to set them up,” Barneich, 16, said. “But many times, it’s small things like how to send photos, how load an app to their phone, or how to use social media.”

She said the idea to create the clinics came from her own experience helping her grandparents learn how to use newer technology.

“They were always asking me to help them,” she said.

Barneich said the clinics focus on explaining how to use the technology in

easy-to-understand terms, and not only showing the participants how to use it, but making sure they are able to do it on their own before leaving the clinic.

“We tell everyone to be patient,” she said. “We want [the seniors] to be able to go home and do it themselves.”

As a tech-savvy teenager, Barneich said she began to see how modern technology was creating a barrier between the age groups, one that only seemed to grow wider as the pace of advances in computers, cellphones, and other tech sped up.

“I saw that technology created a disconnect between the older generation and my generation,” she said. “I wanted to bridge that gap.”

If the initial clinics are any indication, Barneich may be onto something.

“It’s actually really cool to see … [the seniors] are interested in becoming more advanced with the technology,” she said.

“They are really appreciative of our help.”

It isn’t just the seniors who are getting something out of attending the clinic.

Bridging the generation gap is a two-way street, giving the participating teens the chance to get to know the older members of their community.

“Personally, I’ve become more appreciative of the older generation,” she said.

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Barneich said she’d organized two clinics since December, with about 20 to 25 seniors participating thus far. The next clinic is scheduled to take place March 17 from 10 a.m. to noon in Arroyo Grande. Barneich has high hopes that the clinics may one day spread to other areas in SLO County.

“I really want to expand this into the community,” she said.

For more information on the clinics, email hbarneich@gmail.com or call (805) 574-3274.

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BY MARTHA CODY

The truth of the matter Cal Poly’s Title IX Office works tirelessly to find the truth in sexual assault cases

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read the Shredder’s comments on Cal Poly’s handling of sexual violence complaints in the Jan. 18 issue (“Celebrate by crying”) with great interest. I believe your readers (and perhaps your reporters?) would benefit from some additional background on the campus Title IX complaint investigation and adjudication process.

Start with the fact that Title IX investigators are supposed to be neutral fact-finders, without bias toward or against either party. There is no reward from the university for making a particular finding—for example, at Cal Poly, Title IX investigators are expected to make their findings based on the facts and the policy, not to hush things up.

Basic due process rights for all parties are required. This means that both sides get to tell their side of the story, to provide evidence and name witnesses, and have those witnesses who are relevant interviewed.

The accused has the right to know all of the allegations and to respond to them.

Both parties are also entitled to have an advocate throughout the investigation process, and to promptly learn the outcome of the investigation. At Cal Poly, the Safer organization does a great job of training students and staff members to serve as advocates.

Either party has the right to challenge an investigation’s outcome within the university and/or to file a complaint with the federal Department of Education’s

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Office of Civil Rights about the university’s handling of a case. There is also a timeliness requirement to ensure that cases are investigated within a reasonable amount of time.

The university must provide support and accommodations to anyone making a Title IX complaint, which may include changing dorm assignments, changing classes, allowing for a leave of absence, or honoring any other reasonable request from the complainant.

Now imagine that you are responsible for investigating these complaints. After receiving extensive, trauma-informed training on both the university’s internal policies and practices, and investigative techniques in general, you will probably be faced with some or all of the following: • Complaints filed months or even years after the alleged offense (common among sexual trauma survivors).

• Complainants and accused parties who give you incomplete witness lists, at times omitting critical witnesses, out of embarrassment or fear of being undermined by alternate accounts of the events.

• Pressure from parents, friends, and others to reach a specific conclusion, and sometimes to impose a specific sanction.

• Witnesses (including parties to the complaint) who can’t remember key facts or events due to intoxication.

• Witnesses who discuss the case and potentially contaminate other witnesses’ testimony, despite being asked to maintain confidentiality to

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protect the integrity of the investigation.

While it’s understandable that people want to support each other and process what’s going on, this can interfere with the investigator’s task of getting each person’s account of the events without being influenced by what they’ve heard from others.

• Complainants who change their minds about proceeding and stop cooperating with the investigation (again, common among sexual trauma survivors who want to move on with their lives and stop reliving a painful experience).

• Witnesses who participate in retaliation against the complainant, including shunning the complainant (another reason people may stop cooperating with an investigation).

• Stories published in the media that tell one side of the story and leave out important facts, while campus officials are required to maintain confidentiality and often cannot comment on inaccuracies.

Some observers say that universities should not be in the business of investigating sexual violence at all and believe that they should be handled solely by the criminal justice system. Aside from the fact that this runs counter to federal law (the aforementioned Title IX), universities must be involved because many of those affected decide not to report the matter to law enforcement and rely on campus administrations to investigate the cases as student conduct violations as well as

to provide critical support services.

In my experience, the people who investigate and adjudicate Title IX complaints are committed to doing their jobs as fairly, thoroughly, and quickly as possible. They face an almost impossible job, one in which they know that no matter what they find, one side will always be unhappy.

Despite this fact, they work tirelessly to find the truth and bring about a resolution, because they truly care about ending sexual violence and helping students. ∆ Martha Cody is the retired Title IX coordinator for Cal Poly. Send comments through the editor at clanham@ newtimesslo.com. Write a letter to the editor for publication and email it to letters@newtimesslo.com.

Let’s calm the political ugliness

I am so tired of the ugliness in our local politics. I’m tired of listening to the yelling, rude remarks, and bickering by our San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors. The lack of civility and the unwillingness to compromise are depressing.

And we voters need to put ourselves in check as well. I am appalled by the comments made about our politicians and their supporters. We need to listen more, think longer, and sometimes bite our tongues before we say the first thing that comes to mind. Anyone who has been in a committed relationship probably knows this from experience.

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District 4 supervisor, Jimmy Paulding, on four different occasions in the past few months. He is homegrown with deep roots here. Jimmy cares deeply about this area. In my opinion, he is very bright and refreshingly reasonable. He is fair-minded, respectful, and thoughtful.

He is a problem solver who is willing to compromise. He listens very carefully and calmly answers questions. He is always respectful of others, even though he may not agree with them.

Jimmy Paulding gets my vote.

Vicki Wyne Nipomo

Dear SLO City Council

I’m writing to encourage the San Luis Obispo City Council to adopt the preferred alternative of the Anholm Bikeway (Broad Street Bicycle Boulevard) proposal. The preferred alternative creates safer streets for everyone—people who drive cars, people who ride bikes, and people who walk.

The Lincoln Street alternative doesn’t do enough to raise ridership or increase safety for riders.

Additionally, the preferred alternative will play a major role in providing Safe Routes to School for students attending Bishop’s Peak and Pacheco Elementary schools.

Thank you for working to make SLO a better place to live.

Debbie Jaffe San Luis Obispo

A fossil fuel relic

In the Feb. 1 edition, Al Fonzi’s “Tarnishing the Golden State” makes it clear that he is a relic of the 20th century. He seems to think that the fossil fuel industry should be allowed unregulated consumption of whatever can be sucked up from the earth as if there were no consequence to such rapaciousness. In his view, more oil and gas production will lower costs for everything that comes from fossil fuels, which apparently justifies permanent damage to our planet and the life upon it. I’d guess Mr. Fonzi would applaud the installation of oil derricks all along our treasured coastline.

It is the 21st century. We live in a time where our very existence is threatened by the continued burning of fossil fuels. Growth and prosperity can no longer come from unfettered fossil fuel production. These are indeed new times, and I hope the New Times newspaper will find other writers who can contribute new solutions, not rehash old ones from a century that created the problem.

Sara Kelly Los Osos

The perils of Paulding

When Jimmy Paulding announced his candidacy for San Luis Obispo County 4th District Supervisor Lynn Compton’s seat, I was intrigued. He seemed like a nice young man on his way up with a good gift of gab. But after finding out that Supervisors Adam Hill and Bruce Gibson were pushing his candidacy, the blush went off the rose.

Paulding’s parroting of the Gibson/ Hill agenda evaporated my interest in his candidacy. Consider these truths: • Paulding supports state regulation

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of our local groundwater, while Compton successfully retained local control of our precious water resources.

• Compton’s cautious approach to regulating an emerging cannabis industry was resisted by the Hill/ Gibson cabal that sided with carelessly expanding cannabis operations countywide regardless of the consequences.

• Paulding supporters blame Compton for the Phillips 66 rail spur project when she cast the deciding vote against it.

• Compton effectively secured $1.5 million for South County parks after discovering Gibson/Hill had hijacked nearly $10 million of development impact fees generated in the South County for projects in their own districts.

Hill and Gibson will do anything to defeat Compton in seizing power for themselves. The perils of Paulding are there for all to see. Let’s keep an effective Lynn Compton as our supervisor.

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The price of cannabis

With California’s experiment in legalizing marijuana, thanks to Governor-would-be Gavin Newsom, the crows are coming home to roost.

With the new murders of two more men in our local cannabis capital of California Valley, deadly drug criminality has metastasized itself in our fair county, and we are paying the price.

Supervisors Adam Hill, Bruce Gibson, and their minion Jimmy Paulding, want to open the floodgates for this activity throughout our county, regardless of the consequences.

That the board majority of Compton, Arnold, and Peschong has resisted these political drug pushers is to their great credit.

Cannabis production in California isn’t going away anytime soon. It’s here to stay. But it’s a new challenge to our state and local government, one that needs to be treated with caution despite the pleadings and machinations of their opponents who would spread it everywhere.

Thinking people know that Compton and company are doing right by us by walking before they run on this issue.

Let’s keep them in office to protect our county and our children.

Linda Trahey Los Osos

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Rhetoric&Reason

BY SHARON MCDANIEL

Dear Kevin McCarthy A s a former constituent of yours from San Luis Obispo County, I am writing to you, the current House Majority Leader, to express my concerns regarding the impact of climate change on the Central Coast of California in the past year.

In February of last year, we experienced a storm with heavy rain and extremely strong winds that downed so many trees, closing so many roads, that I was unable to reach my house without slogging through mud in the dark.

Schools were evacuated, state parks were closed due to storm damage, Amtrak trains couldn’t run so my son couldn’t get home from UCSB, and my home was without water and power for five days.

December 2017 brought us the Thomas Fire, the largest wildfire in California history. The Ventura home we designed, built, and once lived in, burned to the ground alongside the neighboring homes.

Relatives and friends also lost homes or had to deal with multiple evacuations.

The fire burned two of my previous residences and came within 250 feet of burning down a third. The Thomas Fire followed the Tubbs Fire in October in Santa Rosa, which killed 40-plus people and burned more than 7,500 homes.

Records show that wildfires in California are becoming more frequent and severe and fire season is lasting longer.

Then the Central Coast experienced the devastating mudslides in Montecito—a result of the Thomas Fire.

Family members evacuated, friends and

family were stranded due to impassible roadways. Several of my employees were unable to get to their jobs and were unable to work, affecting our income.

A doctor that I knew, as well as his daughter, died, along with 19 other victims. Two people are still missing and presumed dead. Highway 101 was closed for nearly two weeks.

In October, San Luis Obispo set a new all-time record of 114 degrees, and for the first time ever parts of the county had more than 30 days of 100-plus degree temperatures. When we built our house in 1990, there was no need for air conditioning. Cut to 2017, and we just spent a lot of money to install air conditioning in our home.

My son recently went on a long-awaited Cal Poly Engineering ski trip to Tahoe, but they didn’t ski. Why? Because there was not enough snow. In the middle of January, the peak of the winter sports season, the snowpack was a fraction of normal. China Peak, the closest ski area to Bakersfield, is closed due to lack of snow. This condition is causing huge losses for winter sports businesses that depend on snow. California is continuing to face drought conditions, which will again impact farmers in the Central Valley. You should recognize that it’s mainly your constituency taking the financial hit for these weather-related catastrophes, not your financial backers.

You do not accept the scientific consensus on climate change, you opposed President Obama’s Clean

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advocate and Big Brother. I met Bryan about 21 years ago when I first became involved with BBBS, initially as a board advisor then as its first paid executive director. I learned that Bryan’s life changed dramatically when a tragic accident while attending Cal Poly left him a quadriplegic. The Bryan I knew expressed no bitterness, and through the help of family and friends carved out a life that I truly feel was heroic.

Over the years, I never saw Bryan with less than a smile on his face and a gleam in his eyes. His life was far from easy, but he made more than the best of the situation. Bryan served as a role model for the young people he mentored and the adults who were privileged to work with and be his friend. As a current BBBS colleague of mine said, “a light has gone from our agency.” Thank you, Bryan. I know that you are now in a place enabling you to roam free for the first time in many years. Rest in peace my friend.

Rick Cohen Avila Beach

the Oceano Dunes State Vehicular Recreation Area, but that’s not the community’s only issue.

Last Nov. 4, candidate for 4th District supervisor Jimmy Paulding held a listening session in Nipomo. Bad air quality was one of the top problems identified, along with traffic (too fast in some places and too slow in others), and crime (the area feels unsafe and unsecure). Other concerns included the cost, quality, and supply of water; homelessness; and cannabis farming.

There were also the things that Nipomo lacks: commercial and retail development; quality schools; public transit; affordable housing; a SLO County Sheriff’s Office substation; recreational opportunities for hikers, bikers, and dogs; and a vibrant downtown.

Jimmy is interested in hearing directly from the people of Nipomo so that, when elected, he can focus on giving us another thing the town lacks: a responsive District 4 supervisor.

Julie Edmonson Nipomo

The passing of a local hero

It is a deep sorrow that we at Big Brothers Big Sisters of SLO County (BBBS) feel after the recent passing of Bryan Gingg, a longtime agency volunteer, board member, fundraiser,

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Power Plan to reduce greenhouse gas emissions from coal-fired power plants, and you opposed the international agreement on climate change. I have watched you support Republican efforts to undo environmental regulations.

You graduated with an MBA from CSU Bakersfield, so I assume you have learned critical thinking. You have two children, as do I, and I would hope that you want to leave a cleaner, healthier planet for them and your future grandchildren. Instead, I see you making it easier for companies to exploit and pollute the environment.

Your legacy of denial and inaction will forever taint your reputation and how history views your actions while in office. Your legacy as a Republican will be that as a man who cared more about appeasing your wealthy donors than doing what will benefit your constituents.

I suggest you look at the cost of extreme weather to the United States’ economy. In 2017, there were 16 extreme weather events causing more than $1 billion in damage. The expense of cleaning up after hurricanes in Florida and Texas, wildfires in California, floods in the Midwest and California, tornadoes and drought is growing. That should get your attention, but instead your priorities are giving tax breaks to the wealthy, when we could be spending those dollars on infrastructure and natural disasters.

I’m 65 years old and have lived in California my whole life. This year has

been a series of unprecedented events: I’ve never had a house I lived in burn down. I’ve never known anyone who died in a mudslide. I’ve never had relatives and friends endure repeated evacuations.

I’ve never gone without water and power for more than a few hours, much less five days. I’ve never not been able to drive up the road to my house because of fallen trees. Highway 101 through the Central Coast has never been closed and totally impassable for days on end. All of these things happened to me or my family and friends in less than a year. These are all weather-related firsts, and I don’t believe they are coincidental.

I would like to share a Neil deGrasse Tyson quote with you: “When you have people who don’t know much about science standing in denial of it, and rising to power, that is a recipe for the complete dismantling of our informed democracy.”

When (not if) scientists are proven to be correct about human activity causing climate change, our children and grandchildren are going to look to our generation’s actions and assign blame to those who were put on notice and chose not to act. As majority leader, you will be fairly assigned blame.

You have the opportunity to choose a different path. There are more important things than winning elections—namely, your children and their children. They are the ones who will pay the price.

Please make your decisions based on science, not politics. ∆ Sharon McDaniel lives in Arroyo Grande.

Send your thoughts through the editor at clanham@newtimesslo.com.

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New Times readers took to Facebook and our website to react to the Feb. 1 news story, “Rape case against local Uber driver echoes concerns in 2017 lawsuit.”

Opinion

The Shredder

Futility at its finest I ’m not sure which is worse, a former mayor of San Luis Obispo calling a proposed bike lane “gigantic urban rape” or a sitting county supervisor telling one of his constituents to “fuck off” for writing a letter to the editor.

But then there’s the aftermath of both situations, where sitting SLO Mayor Heidi Harmon is attempting to shame the SLO Tribune for daring to print former Mayor Ken Schwartz’s letter, and SLO County 3rd District Supervisor Adam Hill publicly states that he is going to “absorb all our community’s hate and be blasted into space with the ghetto kids.”

Both the causes and the effects of these public spats highlight the fraying shreds of what’s left of political discussions over disagreements. Welcome to President Donald Trump’s Great America.

Just look at the Facebook thread—yes, social media, a pillar of our crumbling ability to compromise—on the New Times story about how Uber makes it really easy for its drivers to target and sexually assault young women who are intoxicated.

Susie N Marc Barnum (BTW, WTF do couples share a Facebook page? Over it!) is/are pissed at us for not calling an Uber driver an “illegal immigrant” (I guess calling him a “Mexican national” wasn’t good enough) and for saying that the “women were drunk.” (Listen you lady/ dude/couple you, that’s the whole point

of the damn story!) He/she/they lumped us in with the #failingNewYorkTimes and called the story “#fakenews.” We’ve finally hit the big time! CNN better watch out!

And when did the five members of the SLO County Board of Supervisors become divided into what the good folks who email New Times letters to the editor call the “conservative cabal” and the “Democratic cabal.” It’s not like it’s a big damn secret where they stand politically.

Don’t be so dramatic.

But back to my favorite rose-adorned leading lady. There’s this little thing called the First Amendment. And from the sounds of it, Heidi, you should leave decisions on censorship to the newspaper that’s been practicing the constitutional right of free speech for more than a century.

Do you really want them to not print an opinion piece written by a former mayor in which he actually writes a sentence like this one: “The rape will not be performed by a male penis, but by thousands of inanimate bicycles guided by individuals who will have absolutely no understanding of that precious tranquility they will be destroying in their mindless focus … ”? OMG, I can’t even finish the stupid sentence it’s so aggravatingly long.

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the potential of being sexually assaulted by a male penis, but possibly has had a weird experience with a bicycle.

He’s an idiot who hasn’t truly reflected on the difficult conversation our nation is having about rape and how commonplace sexual assault is.

But his letter’s extreme tone is definitive of the rhetoric that our society spits out. The Trib should absolutely be highlighting the current state of political discourse by printing a letter to the editor such as Schwartz’s. That way the person—I’m looking at you Keith “I hate Adam Hill but love Ken Schwartz” Gurnee, who once suggested that SLO needed to “honor” Schwartz by installing a bronze statue of the former mayor in Mission Plaza—can advocate for something else, like, oh, I don’t know, a former mayor not to use the term “urban rape” to define the construction of a controversial bike lane.

And you, Heidi, were absolutely right in calling Schwartz out for what he put in that letter to the editor. For saying “the tone and tenor of this discussion and other topics has been out of control,” and “at the foundation of this, we must collectively stand on civility to engage in meaningful and productive dialogue.”

What I’m wondering is, when are you going to turn that push for civility on a

member of your own party? Yup, I’m talking about the man who wants to shoot into space alongside the “ghetto kids.” The man who thinks there’s no room for civility in politics, as he opined in a New Times commentary not too long ago (“Time to speak out,” Jan. 18).

Adam, you told Mark Burnes (a constituent who used to support you) in a very long back-and-forth over Facebook Messenger that you live in Shell Beach—one of the richest little enclaves of McMansions in SLO County. How many ghetto kids do you actually know?

Does it hurt when you can’t claim that a person who criticizes you, such as Burnes, isn’t part of the CalCoastNews/Times cabal of Hill haters?

He doesn’t support you anymore because you’re incapable of responding professionally to people who disagree with or critique you. And how does that further the political will of the constituents you were elected to represent? Case in point: You responded via Facebook to Burnes’ Tribune letter (it was critical of Andrea Seastrand more so than you) by saying, “Thanks but no thanks for your stupid letter … . Fuck off. All talk, no balls.”

Wow. That’s exactly the kind of behavior we’ve come to expect from you. New Times will be waiting for your predictably nasty response in electronic form. Please don’t disappoint. ∆ The Shredder prefers email critiques from his elected representatives. Send comments to shredder@newtimesslo.com.

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The Cambria Film Festival screens one of its short film programs, What I Did For Love, on Feb. 9 at 3:30 p.m. at the Cambria Center for the Arts and on Feb. 10 at 2:30 p.m. at Pewter Plough Playhouse. Ten shorts will be shown, including Battle of the Brides (pictured). Call (805) 927-8190 or visit cambriafilmfestival.com for more info.

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BLENDFEST ON THE COAST A charitable event to benefit those impacted by the Southern California wildfires and celebrate wines from Paso Robles’ winemakers. Feb. 9, 6:30-9 p.m., Feb. 10, 1-6:30 p.m. and Feb. 11, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. $40-$65.

805-239-8463. pasowine.com/events/blendfest-onthe-coast/. Cambria Village, 723 Main St., Cambria.

CAMBRIA FILM FESTIVAL A 4-day festival featuring short and feature-length films with a romantic and comedic nature. Visit site for full schedule and list of venues. Feb. 8, 2:30-5:30 p.m., Feb. 9, 1:30-10:30 p.m., Feb. 10, 12-10:30 p.m. and Feb. 11, 12-5:30 p.m. $8-$75. 805-927-8190. cambriafilmfestival.com. Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria.

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VINA ROBLES CHOCOLATE FESTIVAL Enjoy live music, wine, and chocolates and other baked goods created by local vendors. Proceeds benefit Big Brothers Big Sisters of SLO County. Feb. 10, 5-8 p.m. $40 general; $35 club members. 805-2274812. vinarobles.com/events/Chocolate-Festival1.

Vina Robles Winery, 3700 Mill Rd., Paso Robles.

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HUELL HOWSER WALK An annual walk celebrating Howser, the American television personality best known for hosting California’s Gold on PBS. In 2003, Huell stopped by to visit the Dunes Center and took a tour of the Guadalupe Dunes. This tribute tour is hosted by docent Ray Segovia. Feb. 10, 9 a.m.-noon Free; donations accepted. 805-343-2455. dunescenter.org/event/huell-howserwalk/. Oso Flaco Lake Natural Area, Oso Flaco Lake Rd., Nipomo.

PIES IN THE PARK WITH PAULDING With Jimmy Paulding, candidate for 4th District County Supervisor. This family-friendly event features music, games, prizes, and an opportunity to meet Paulding. Feb. 18, 1-4 p.m.

Free. 805-994-0025. jimmypaulding.org. Elm St. Park, 380 S Elm St., Arroyo Grande.

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mushrooms including chanterelles, hedgehogs, shiitake, porcini, oyster, maitake, candy cap, huitacoche, and black trumpet. Feb. 17, 2-5 p.m. 805344-2107. bedfordwinery.com. Bedford Winery Tasting Room & Courtyard, 448 Bell Street, Los Alamos.

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2018 FATHER DAUGHTER DANCE For young ladies ages 3 to 18 and their fathers or father figures. Hosted by the Lompoc Recreation Division.

Feb. 9, 6-8:30 p.m. $10-$18. 805-875-8100. cityoflompoc.com/parks_rec. Anderson Recreation Center, 125 W. Walnut Ave., Lompoc.

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SOUTHERN EXPOSURE GARAGISTE WINE FESTIVAL Area garagiste winemakers will be pouring more than 150 different handcrafted, micro-production wines. Feb. 9, 6:30-9 p.m., Feb. 10, 11:30 a.m.-5 p.m. and Feb. 11, 11:30 a.m.-5 p.m. $49-$130. garagistefestival.com. Veterans’ Memorial Building, 1745 Mission Drive, Solvang, 688-7529.

a table of 8. 805-238-9800. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, studiosonthepark.org.

FOURTH ANNUAL TEMPLETON HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA DINNER THEATER AND AUCTION Enjoy dinner provided by Fig and entertainment by THS drama students. Includes a live and silent auction. Feb. 10, 6-9 p.m. $30. 805-591-4770. Templeton American Legion Hall, 805 South Main St., Templeton.

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SECOND ANNUAL CAL POLY DANCE MARATHON All proceeds benefit the Cottage Children’s Medical Center in Santa Barbara. Include games, activities, food, and more. Feb. 9-10 562753-1334. Cal Poly Multi Activity Center, 1 Grand Avenue, Building 43, San Luis Obispo.

THAT’S AMORÉ: VOICES IN CONCERT OperaSLO’s annual recital-fundraiser. Featuring performances by Todd Wilander, Liv Redpath, Julie Makerov, and Gabriel Manro. Feb. 11, 2-4:30 p.m. $85. 805-541-5369. operaslo.org. The Monday Club, 1815 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo.

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10TH ANNUAL VALENTINE’S COMEDY NIGHT Proceeds benefit the Second Chance at Love Humane Society. Enjoy stand-up, live music, red carpet photo opportunities, beer, wine, champagne, appetizers, desserts, and more. Feb. 10, 6-10 p.m. $35 in advance; $40 at the door. 805-712-0400. biglaughlive.com.

Pavilion on the Lake, 9315 Pismo Ave., Atascadero.

MARDI GRAS UNDERGROUND CELEBRATION AND FUNDRAISER Bring colorful beads and join this Mardi Gras celebration. Enjoy live music, New Orleans style cuisine, and live and silent auctions.

All proceeds benefit Hospice SLO County and Community Counseling Center. Feb. 17, 6-10:30 p.m. $55-$60. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo.org/ events/mardi-gras-underground. Park Ballroom, 1232 Park St. #200, Paso Robles.

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CAYUCOS LIONS AND LIONESS CLUBS’ ANNUAL WINE AND FOOD GALA Enjoy hors d’oeuvres, a cookie bar, fine wine and a live auction at this Paris themed gala. Proceeds provide scholarships for graduating seniors. Feb. 18, 4-7 p.m. $40. 805-235-8552. Cayucos Vet’s Hall, 10 Cayucos Dr., Cayucos, CayucosLioness.org.

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ANNUAL SWEET ART FUNDRAISING LUNCHEON In honor of Barbara Partridge.

Proceeds benefit Studios on the Park. Feb. 13, 12-2 p.m. $50 per person or $550 for

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CHINESE NEW YEAR CELEBRATION: YEAR OF THE DOG The 15th annual Volumes of Pleasure Bookshop celebration of the Chinese New Year is coming Saturday, February 17 at 3 p.m. to lovely Los Osos. The Cal Poly Lion Dance Team and Band will perform a centuries-old blessing-ritual welcoming in the Year of the Dog. Feb. 17, 3-3:30 p.m. Free. 805-528-5565. Volumes of Pleasure Bookshop, 1016 Los Osos Valley Rd, Los Osos.

VALENTINE’S DAY AT THOMAS HILL A special dinner with a choice of three set menus to enjoy

New Times and the Sun now share their community listings for a complete Central Coast calendar running from SLO County through northern Santa Barbara County. Submit events online by logging in with your Google, Facebook, or Twitter account at newtimesslo.com. You may also email calendar@ newtimesslo.com. Deadline is one week before the issue date on Thursdays. Submissions are subject to editing and approval. Contact Calendar Editor Caleb Wiseblood directly at cwiseblood@newtimesslo.com.

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INDEX Special Events ..........[18] Arts ............................[20] Culture & Lifestyle.......[23] Food & Drink..............[27] Music .........................[28]

appetizers and a 3 course menu prepared by Chef John McDevitt of Farmstead Catering. Each course is paired with an award-winning Pomar wine. Feb. 10, 6-10 p.m. $85 club members; $100 non-members. 805-238-9940. pomarjunction. com/2018/01/11/valentinesday-winemaker-dinnerin-the-cellar/. Pomar Junction Vineyards & Winery, 5036 S. El Pomar Dr., Templeton.

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SIXTH ANNUAL MARDI GRAS MASQUERADE FUNDRAISER Burning James and the Funky Flames and Bon Temps Creole Cafe present this masquerade party. Proceeds benefit KCBX FM. Feb. 10, 6-10 p.m. $32 in advance; $40 at the door. 805-550-3941. slomardigras2018.brownpapertickets.com. King David’s Masonic Lodge, 859 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo.

VALENTINE FILM SCREENING: LOVING This film tells the true story of Richard and Mildred Loving and their fight against Virginia laws prohibiting interracial marriage. Rated PG-13. Feb. 14, 4-6:30 p.m. Free. 805-781-5989. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

VALENTINE’S SPEED DATING This event offers a fresh alternative to online dating. Space is limited.

Feb. 11, 7-9:30 p.m. $20. Old San Luis Barbecue Company, 670 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805285-2473, oldsanluisbbq.com.

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VALENTINE WINE WALK Pick up your event glass and passport map at the starting point on Dolliver and walk around downtown to visit and greet select merchants for sips and samples. Return to the starting table later for a special drawing. Feb. 16, 5-7:30 p.m. $20. 805-773-4382. pismochamber.com.

Downtown Pismo Beach, 690 Dolliver, Pismo Beach.

INTRO TO 3D PRINTING Learn how to use the 3D Printers and software. Once certified, and if Basic Safety has been passed, users can utilize the 3D printers with their own filament or pay for the filament onsite through membership, or free weekly SLO County Library Hours. Wednesdays, 7-8 p.m. $50. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace.com/3dprinting/#class. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

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INTRO TO CERAMICS STUDIO Take and pass our Intro to Ceramics Studio and have 24/7 unsupervised access to our Ceramics Studio.

Previous ceramics experience required, or our Intro to Ceramics class. 25lb of clay comes with this class. Second Wednesday of every month, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $50. 242-1285. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo, slomakerspace.com.

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BALLET FOR AGES 9-11 A beginner’s class for boys and girls to learn how to expressively move while focusing on alignment, coordination, and basic ballet technique. Thursdays, 4:305:15 p.m. through Jan. 3 $15. 805-215-4565. omniyogastudio.com/schedule/. Omni Yoga Studio, 2190 9th St., Los Osos.

KIDS HIP HOP A class that focuses on basic rhythm comprehension and beginner Hip Hop moves: rocks; bounces; and grooves. With Shannon O’Sullivan Wednesdays, 3:30-4:15 p.m. through Jan. 2 $15. 805-215-4565. omniyogastudio.com.

Omni Yoga Studio, 2190 9th St., Los Osos.

A WEAVER’S TOOLS: A DEMONSTRATION BY SANDRA RUDE Rude will present a slide show of her looms, weaving, design, and dying process. The hardware and software that she uses will also be discussed. Feb. 12, 3-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

WEDNESDAY CREATIVITY GROUP Bring your art work, in any medium, and share with others.

Wednesdays, 10:30 a.m.-3 p.m. through March 28 Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

ZEN DOODLE ADULT COLORING BOOK FRIDAYS Relax and unwind with adult coloring books. Fridays, 10 a.m.-noon through April 6 Free.

805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. n o r t h S Lo C o u n t y

CREATE BEAUTIFUL PATTERNED FABRICS: AFTER SCHOOL ART CLASS FOR GRADES 2-5 Learn the Indonesian technique of batik. Create beautifully designed fabrics with your own intricate patterns. Thursdays, 3-4:30 p.m. through Feb. 22 $48.

805-543-8562. sloma.org. San Gabriel Elementary School, 8500 San Gabriel Rd., Atascadero.

DANCE LESSONS WITH LAURA SLANIA Intermediate Cha Cha lessons. Sundays, 5-8:30 p.m. through Feb. 25 $5. 805-491-1059. facebook. com/groups/crestonswingdance/. Atascadero

Tchaikovsky’s Masterpiece

to drawing. Expand your talent using many different styles, materials, and subject matter. Tuesdays, 3:15-4:45 p.m. through Feb. 27 $48. 805-5438562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

BorN to Be WIlD

Cal Poly Arts presents Saloon, Cirque Eloize’s latest production, on Feb. 15 at 7:30 p.m. at the Cal Poly Performing Arts Center. Enjoy circus artistry, acrobatic feats, live music, dance, and more. Tickets range from $28.80 to $66 and can be purchased at pacslo.org or by phone at (805) 756-4849.

—C.W. Agricultural Hall, 5035 Palma Ave., Atascadero.

BEGINNING SOCIAL CHA CHA Learn this popular

FINE ART PHOTOGRAPHY ON YOUR SMART PHONE OR TABLET Taught by professional

dance that applies to various styles of music.

Taught by Shari Fortino. No partner required. Feb. 15-16, 7-8 p.m. $55 for 5 weeks. 805-225-1728. debonairedancers.com. Cuesta College Community Programs, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

photographer Michael Messina. Feb. 10, 1-5 p.m. $50-$165. 805-466-3684. ärt/, 5806 Traffic Way, Atascadero.

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ADULT POTTERY CLASSES Learn how to throw on the pottery wheel, sculpt, and the art of hand building with clay. Beginners and advanced students welcome. Tuesdays-Fridays, 10:30 a.m.12:30 p.m. & 6-8 p.m. through April 3 $30. 805896-6197. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo.

ADULT WORKSHOP: A STITCHED TIMELINE Create a small scroll timeline using fabric, stitching, and embellishments to represent various experiences and changes in your personal journey.

Led by Melinda Forbes and Julie Frankel. Feb. 1718, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. $125 members; $140 general.

805-543-8562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

BEGINNING CERAMICS This class teaches the basics of ceramics. Each class has a different focus, including hand-building, wheel throwing, and surface decoration/glaze application. Second Monday of every month, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $40. 805242-1285. slomakerspace.com/store/beginningceramics/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

BLACKSMITHING: BASIC SAFETY The first class in a series of two that you can take to use the forge and anvil at the space. Visit the website for instructions and requirements. Registration required. Tuesdays, 11 a.m.-noon Free. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace.com/ blacksmithing/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

CABARET SINGING AND PERFORMANCE CLASS Learn the art of singing in a Cabaret style and setting.

Find your key and style with a skilled accompanist. You may start anytime during the semester. Wednesdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $185 for 12 week class or $20 per night as a drop-in student. 805-772-2812. cuesta.edu/ communityprograms/community-education/music/ cabaret.html. Cuesta College Community Programs, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

CREATIVE COLLAGE: AFTER SCHOOL ART CLASS FOR AGES 9-12 Use diverse materials to explore collage. Combine newspaper, magazines, found objects, fabric, and more. Wednesdays, 3:154:45 p.m. through Feb. 28 $48. 805-543-8562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

INTRO TO LASER CUTTER AND ENGRAVER Learn how to use a 100 watt laser cutter and engraver. Users who are certified, and have passed Basic Safety, can use it on their own through membership, or through free SLO County Library Hours for and $0.50/min. cutting time. Mondays, 7-10 p.m. $50. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace. com/laser-cutting-and-engraving/#class. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

INTRO TO MIG WELDING Learn how to use the welder and welding station. Certified students who have passed Basic Safety can use the welding area through membership or during Free SLO County Library cardholder hours. Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. $50. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace.com/store/ intro-to-mig-welding-class/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

LEATHERCRAFTING: BASIC SAFETY For people with no previous leathercraft experience. Includes overview and training of common leatherworking tools, safe tool use, and a discussion of materials needed for leathercraft. Third Thursday of every month, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace.com/leathercrafting/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

MOSAIC HEART WORKSHOP Students will cut plate pieces, then glue and grout to take home a finished piece. Choose between various plate piece colors and baubles. All materials provided. Feb. 10, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. $60. 805-286-5993. creativemetime. com. Cuesta College Community Programs, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

SLOMA ART SCHOOL CLASSES: AGES 5-6 Month-long after school art classes for 5 to 6 year

EXPLORING DRAWING: AFTER SCHOOL ART CLASS FOR AGES 7-8 Learn various approaches

MOSCOW FESTIVAL BALLET

SWAN LAKE

Sunday, February 11 – 7 pm – Performing Arts Center 6 pm – free lecture

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EXHIBITS

olds. Price includes all materials. Mondays, 3:154:45 p.m. through March 26 $48. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

ABSTRACT PAINTINGS BY JUDY SCHUSTER

VALENTINE CARDS WORKSHOP Join instructor Suzy McBride and make your own valentine cards.

Supplies are provided. Registration required. Feb. 10, 10 a.m.-noon Free. 805-781-5989. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

FOR THE BIRDS 2018 Art Center Morro Bay

WOODTURNING Basic Safety, Spindle, Bowl Turning I, Bowl Turning II and Advanced class.

Saturdays, Sundays, 10 a.m.-noon $50. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace.com/woodturning/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

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AFTER SCHOOL ART CLASSES FOR AGES 3-6 Instructed by artist Susan Connors. Tuesdays, 3-4:30 p.m. through March 27 $36-$48 (includes materials). 805-543-8562. sloma.org/education/ ocean-view-arroyo-grande.php. Ocean View Elementary School, 1208 Linda Dr., Arroyo Grande.

ART AND WINE CLASS: BOHO COWSKULL CANVAS Make your own Boho Canvas. Wine will be offered. All supplies provided. Tuesdays, Fridays, 6-8 p.m. through Feb. 27 $40. 805-550-9963. theartgalanipomo.com/art-wine-boho-cowskullcanvas/. Gala De Arte Plaza, 136 N Thompson Ave. B, Nipomo.

ART AND WINE CLASS: NAIL ART JEWERLY HOLDER Make your own nail art jewelry holder.

Wine will be offered. All supplies provided. Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. through Feb. 22 $40. 805-550-9963. theartgalanipomo.com/art-wine-stringnail-jewelry-holder/. Gala De Arte Plaza, 136 N Thompson Ave. B, Nipomo.

N O R T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y Tuesdays-Saturdays. through Feb. 27 Free. 805927-4336. slolibrary.org. Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria.

every day

presents its annual For the Birds exhibit in celebration of the Morro Bay Winter Bird Festival.

This exhibit is a collection of fine art paintings and photography depicting all things related to birds.

Through Feb. 19, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

GALLERY AT MARINA SQUARE PRESENTS BRADY CABE Showcasing the nature and landscape photography of the gallery’s featured artist Brady Cabe Through Feb. 27, 10 a.m.-6 p.m.

Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com.

Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 10, Morro Bay.

GALLERY AT MARINA SQUARE PRESENTS CARLO CHRISTIAN, JACK MCNEAL, AND GREG SIRAGUSA Showcasing the fine art photography of the gallery’s featured artists Carlo Christian, Jack McNeal, and Greg Siragusa. Through Feb. 27, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. 805-772-3883. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 10, Morro Bay.

REFLECTIONS: WORKS BY TOM GOULD Cambria artist Tom Gould shares his acrylic paintings. Opening reception is Feb. 2, 5:30-7 p.m. and includes a wine bar, live music, and FEB. 8 – FEB. 15 refreshments. Thursdays-Sundays, 1-4 2018 p.m. through Feb. 25 Free. 805-927-8190. cambriacenterforthearts.org/. Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria.

ART AND WINE: GALENTINE’S DAY NAIL ART/ BROKEN HEART Celebrate Galentine’s Day with wine and an art project. All supplies provided.

Feb. 14, 6-8 p.m. $25; $40 for 2. 805-550-9963. theartgalanipomo.com/. Gala De Arte Plaza, 136 N Thompson Ave. B, Nipomo.

INTUITIVE CIRCLE Mediumship development.

First Tuesday, Wednesday, Saturday of every month, 6:30-8:30 p.m. through July 1 $15-$35.

805-489-2432. halcyonstore.com. Halcyon Store Post Office, 936 South Halcyon Rd., Arroyo Grande.

PAINTING WORKSHOP No prior painting experience necessary. Registration required. For ages 10-17. Feb. 17, 2-3 p.m. Free. 805-473-7163.

Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande, slolibrary.org.

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MIXED MEDIA ART SHOW Featuring sculptures, paintings, photography, and live music. Feb. 10, 4-9 p.m. Free. 805-400-5293. Bristol’s Cider House, 3220 El Camino Real, Atascadero, bristolscider.com/.

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CLA SPEAKS: TONY BAXTER Baxter was hired as a Disney Imagineer in 1970 and helped define the modern Disney park landscape. He continues to serve as a mentor for the next generation of imagineers. Feb. 9, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-756-2359. cla.calpoly.edu/claspeaks. Spanos Theatre, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.

JULIA MORGAN BUILDING TOUR Member docents will guide you through our historic building and grounds. Tours may also be arranged by appointment. Mondays, 2-5 p.m. Free. 805-5410594. themondayclubslo.org. The Monday Club, 1815 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo.

POETRY OUT LOUD SLO County competetion.

Followed by a light snack reception. Feb. 9, 7 p.m. Free.

805-544-9251. artsobispo.org. Unitarian Universalist Fellowship Hall, 2201 Lawton Ave., San Luis Obispo.

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ARTIST SHOWCASE: DOLORES GONZALES Exhibiting the work of local watercolorist and jewelry designer Dolores Gonzales. Wine and Hors d’oeuvres will be served. Feb. 8, 6-8 p.m. Free.

805-550-9963. theartgalanipomo.com/. Gala De Arte Plaza, 136 N Thompson Ave. B, Nipomo.

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PREVIEW PARTY FOR THE RIVER’S JOURNEY A special opening reception for The River’s Journey: One Year, Six Artists, Ninety-two Miles. Feb. 17, 3:30 p.m. $10; $75 to enter raffle. 805-686-8315. wildlingmuseum.org. Wildling Museum of Art and Nature, 1511-B Mission Drive, Solvang.

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COLOR ME RED Featuring digital artists Dean Crawford Jr. and Deb Hofstetter. Through Feb. 28, 12-9 p.m. Free. 805-238-9800. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, studiosonthepark.org.

IN LOVE WITH THE WEST Features contemporary western artists Sophy Brown, Glen Edwards, Tim Harmon, Cindy Long, Kim Mackey, Jeff Segler, and Don Weller. Through Feb. 28, 12-9 p.m. Free. 805-238-9800. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, studiosonthepark.org.

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REALISM WITH A TWIST Reception for featured artist Gregory Simmons. Show runs through Feb 15. Through Feb. 15 805-466-3684. ärt/, 5806 Traffic Way, Atascadero.

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ALTERNATIVE VIEWPOINTS Featuring the work of artist Lori Wolf Grillias. Mondays, WednesdaysSundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through April 1 Free.

805-543-8562. sloma.org/exhibits/coming-next. php?event=1563. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

DIMENSIONS 2018 A biennial exhibition of fine craft featuring artworks created from clay, fiber, glass, metal, paper, and wood by artists living in California. Mondays, Wednesdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through Feb. 18 Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/exhibits/coming-next.php?event=1481.

San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

DIRTY CANTEEN A self-selected body of work by current and former military members who comprise an artist collective. Through Feb. 9, 5-7 p.m. Free. 805-756-1571. artgallery.calpoly. edu. Cal Poly University Art Gallery, Cal Poly Art & Design, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, 934070321, San Luis Obispo.

JEWELBOX A non-juried exhibition showcasing artwork from members of The Painters Group. Mondays, Wednesdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through April 1 Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/exhibits/coming-next. php?event=1565. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

LOCAL COLOR Local artist Ken Christensen exhibits original oils. A reception takes place March 2 at 6 p.m. Christensen is a classic, on-site landscape painter with influences filtered down from the French Impressionists and Fauves.

Through April 25, 6-9 p.m. 805-542-9000. sloart. com. Frame Works, 339 Marsh St, San Luis Obispo.

LOVE IS STRANGE Featuring artists Jami Ray and Josh Talbott. Through Feb. 27 805-544-9251. artsobispo.com. Steynberg Gallery, 1531 Monterey, San Luis Obispo.

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DO THE CHA-CHA

Cuesta College Community Programs is hosting an introduction to a cha-cha class for beginners, taught by Shari Fortino, on Feb. 15 and 16 from 7 to 8 p.m. Partners are not required. The class is five weeks and costs $55. Call (805) 225-1728 or visit debonairedancers.com for more info.

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ONCE IS NOT ENOUGH A printmaking show. Through Feb. 28 Free. 805-747-4200. artcentralartsupply.com/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

ORGANITECTURE: PAINTINGS BY JORDAN QUINTERO A collection of oil paintings that explore the relationship between the natural world and human consciousness. Through March 26 Free. 805-439-1848. jordanquintero.com. Spark Yoga, 977 Foothill Blvd., San Luis Obispo.

PICTURING CALIFORNIA: A VISUAL TOUR THROUGH THE GOLDEN STATE The exhibit

A HOT BLEND OF CLASSICAL - HIP HOP - R&B - ROCK - BLUEGRASS

Saturday, February 17

8 pm - Performing Arts Center Special Guests: Members of the SLO Symphony Youth Orchestra 7 pm - Free pre-show lecture Presented by CAL POLY ARTS TICKETS: 756-4849 / CALPOLYARTS.ORG $25.60 - $52 Sponsored by Andi & Jeff Portney, Edna’s Bakery, Embassy Suites, Subplot Studio, The Sun, Western States Arts Federation (WESTAF) and the National Endowment for the Arts

ST. STEPHEN’S & KELLI HOWARD PRESENT: The Vagina Monologues Your host: Rev Mary Gray-Reeves, Bishop of El Camino Real Episcopal Diocese

Wednesday, February 14, 2018 7pm The Vagina Monologues “Revisited” Featuring an all-Transgender Cast

Sunday, February 18, 2018 7pm St Stephen’s Episcopal Church, 1344 Nipomo St, San Luis Obispo.

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explores ways California has been visually expressed and depicted by artists and publishers since 1848. It features examples of historic and contemporary maps, books, prints, ephemera, and photographs, including Eadweard Muybridge’s 1877 panorama of San Francisco. Through Feb. 27, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 805-756-2305. lib.calpoly. edu/events/picturing-california/. Cal Poly Special Collections and Archives, Robert E. Kennedy Library, 1 Grand Ave., Building 35, Room 409, San Luis Obispo.

CALLS FOR ARTISTS N O R T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

BRUSHSTROKES 2018 CALL FOR ARTISTS California-wide exhibition hosted by The Painters Group of SLOMA to be held May 17 through June 25. Submission deadline is Feb. 28. MondaysSundays. through Feb. 28 Details online. 805-7722504. sloma.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

THROUGH THE LENS: AN OPEN JURIED PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBITION Submit work to the Morro Bay Art Association for its Open Juried Photography Exhibition. The exhibit will be held May 17 through June 25. Juror is Central Coast photographer, teacher, and author Kerry Drager. Through April 1, 12-5 p.m. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

WINDOWS TO OTHER WORLDS: CULTURAL EXPLORATIONS This exhibit celebrates worldwide travel, heritage, and cultural experiences. Submit your two and/or three-dimensional work. Through Feb. 20 $3-$10. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay. org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

STAGE N O R T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

THE REBOOT: STORYTELLING REIMAGINED Curated mix of invited storytellers and open mic for novice storytellers. Spoken word, improv, character sketches and interactive games. Every third Friday of the month. Third Friday of every month, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-772-9225. facebook. com/topdogcoffeebar/. Top Dog Coffee Bar, 857 Main St., Morro Bay. N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y

BURLESQUE ON THE BAR: BE MINE Enjoy dinner

—C.W.

and a burlesque show. VIP and GA seating offered.

Wine available by the glass and the bottle. Feb. 10, 6-10 p.m. $25-$50. 805-369-1505. facebook.com/ events/2026318887626901/. Rendarrio Vineyards, 2323 Tuley Ct. Ste. 110, Paso Robles.

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CABARET CIRCUS See aerialists flip, fly, and spin through the air on silks, rope, hoops and more. For mature audiences. Feb. 9-10, 7-8:30 p.m. $18 online; $22 at the door. 805-748-6245. suspendedmotion.net. Suspended Motion Aerial Arts Academy, 207 Suburban Rd., San Luis Obispo.

CIRQUE ELOIZE: SALOON This circus show features acrobatic feats, live music, dance, and more. Feb. 15, 7:30 p.m. $28.80-$66. 805-7564849. calpolyarts.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

COMEDY NIGHT AT 7 SISTERS Enjoy live standup comedy from local and touring comics with locally brewed beverages. Second Saturday of every month, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-868-7133. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo, 7SistersBrewing.com.

EXIT LAUGHING Presented by By the Sea Productions. Paul Elliott’s comedy tells the story of 3 women who, having lost their “4th Musketeer”, decide to embrace life to its fullest. Directed by Lisa Woske. Champagne gala takes place Feb. 11. for $25. Fridays-Sundays, 7-9:30 p.m. through March 4 $20 general admission. 805-776-3287. bytheseaproductions.org. By The Sea Productions, 545 Shasta Ave., Morro Bay. IMPROV AT UNDERGROUND BREWING Featuring the performers of the Improv 1: Introduction to Improvisation class. Feb. 15, 7-9 p.m. $5. 805-242-3109. centralcoastcomedytheater. com. Underground Brewing Company, 1040 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

IMPROV COMEDY SHOW Fast-paced improv comedy shows performed by the ensemble of Central Coast Comedy Theater. All shows are based on audience suggestions making every show unique. Saturdays, 8-10 p.m. and Every other Thursday, 8-10 p.m. through March 29 $5. centralcoastcomedytheater.com. Kreuzberg Coffee Company, 685 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-430-0260.

MAN OF LA MANCHA This production was selected to represent Region 8 at the Kennedy Centre American College Theatre Festival. All proceeds support student travel expenses. FridaysSundays. through Feb. 11 $20. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo, 546-3198, cuesta.edu/student/ campuslife/cpac/index.html.

MET LIVE IN HD: L’ELISIR D’AMORE Conducted

by Domingo Hindoyan. Feb. 18, 2 p.m. $12-$22.

805-756-4849. calpolyarts.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

MOSCOW FESTIVAL BALLET: SWAN LAKE Cal Poly Arts presents this performance of Tchaikovsky’s perennial masterpiece. Feb. 11, 7 p.m. $27.20-$64.

805-756-4849. calpolyarts.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

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THE PRODUCERS SLO REP presents this musical from Mel Brooks about producing an epic Broadway flop on purpose. Wednesdays-Sundays, 7-9:30 p.m. and Saturdays, Sundays, 2-4:30 p.m. through March 11 $40-$50. 805-786-2440. slorep.org/shows/the-producers/. San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre, 888 Morro St., San Luis Obispo.

SLO COMEDY NIGHT AT 7 SISTERS Enjoy live stand-up from local and touring comics. Second Saturday of every month, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-8687133. facebook.com/events/196684547738319/.

7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

SUNDAY FUNDAY IMPROV SHOW Enjoy an evening of live improv. Feb. 11, 6-9 p.m. $5.

805-242-3109. centralcoastcomedytheater.com.

Libertine Brewing Company, 1234 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

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ALL HANDS ON DECK! An authentic American roadshow and radio broadcast re-creation circa 1942 featuring the nine-piece Hollywood Victory Caravan Orchestra. Feb. 18, 4-6 p.m. $35-$55.

805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/event/all-handson-deck/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.

BASKERVILLE: A SHERLOCK HOLMES MYSTERY Ken Ludwig (Lend Me a Tenor, Moon Over Buffalo) transforms The Hound of the Baskerville into a comic adventure. Features 5 actors playing dozens of roles.

Thursdays-Sundays. through March 4 $21-$28.

805-489-2499. americanmelodrama.com. Great American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano.

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MORRO BAY HISTORICAL SOCIETY GENERAL MEETING John McCabe explains the geological history of the formation of the Morros and the volcanic origins of Morro Rock. Feb. 11, 4:30-6:30 p.m. Free. 805-399-2772. Morro Bay Hisorical Society, P.O. Bpx 921, Morro Bay. N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y

ATASCADERO LIBRARY BOOK OF THE YEAR DISCUSSION A discussion of author Ron Suskind’s Life, Animated, the story of his family’s journey connecting with his son Owen, who has autism. Feb. 15, 2:30-3:30 p.m. Free. 805-7814187. slolibrary.org. Atascadero Library, 6555 Capistrano, Atascadero.

AUTISM PRESENTATION Becky D’Ornellas will explore the subject of autism in this presentation by the Central Coast Autism Spectrum Center. This is in conjunction with the 2018 Cuesta College Book of the Year selection, Life, Animated. For adults only.

Feb. 8, 6-7 p.m. Free. slolibrary.org. Atascadero Library, 6555 Capistrano, Atascadero.

MORRO BAY METAPHYSICIANS Explore the history of metaphysics with a different topic each week. Led by Tobey White Heart Crockett. Fridays, 12-1 p.m. $10-$20 suggested donation. 805-7722880. facebook.com/groups/MBMetaphysicians.

Coalesce Garden Chapel, 845 Main St., Morro Bay.

SECOND SUNDAY AT SEVEN With featured poets Evelyn Cole Turrill and Rudy Calderone. Open reading follows. Feb. 11, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-772-2880.

Coalesce Garden Chapel, 845 Main St., Morro Bay. SAN LUIS OBISPO

CORNERS OF THE MOUTH With featured poets Sarah Mosichuk and Benjamin Daniel Lawless.

Followed by an open reading. Feb. 18, 7-9 p.m.

Free. 805-903-3595. languageofthesoul.org.

Linnaea’s Cafe, 1110 Garden St., San Luis Obispo.

SLOCA HIGH SCHOOL OPEN HOUSE See how SLOCA High School is preparing local students for college and life beyond. Tour the new campus, talk to teachers, meet current students, and more. Feb. 12, 7 p.m. Free. 805-548-8700. sloclassical.org. SLO Classical Academy, 165 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

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SUSTAINABLE BUILDINGS Local authors Ken Haggard and Polly Cooper will lead a presentation on Passive Solar Construction, detailing the use of straw bales in sustainable planning. Feb. 10, 2-3 p.m. Free. 805-473-7161. Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande, slolibrary.org.

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CLUBS & MEETINGS

N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y

SAN LUIS OBISPO

NAR-ANON FAMILY GROUP MEETING A meeting for those who know or have known a feeling of desperation concerning the addiction of a loved one. Fridays, 12-1 p.m. Free. 805-221-5523.

The Redeemer Lutheran Church, 4500 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

BOARD GAME NIGHT AT CAPTAIN NEMO Refreshments available on site for purchase.

Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-544-6366. Facebook. com/CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

SAN LUIS OBISPO

BOOK DISCUSSION New book every month. The

NAR-ANON: LET IT BEGIN WITH ME Nar-Anon

book for February is A Wrinkle in Time by Madeline L’Engle. Second Thursday of every month, 10:30 a.m.-noon Free. 805-539-9374. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

is a support group for those who are affected by someone else’s addiction. Tuesdays 805-458-7655. naranoncentralca.org/meetings/meeting-list/. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS AT CAPTAIN NEMO Refreshments available on site for purchase.

RESOLVE GENERAL INFERTILITY SUPPORT GROUP Support for those suffering through the

Wednesdays, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-544-6366.

Facebook.com/CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

trauma of infertility. A peer led group through RESOLVE, the national infertility association. Second Wednesday of every month, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. 619807-7006. Downtown Slo, Higuera St, San Luis Obispo.

FRIDAY NIGHT MAGIC AT CAPTAIN NEMO Refreshments available on site for purchase.

Fridays, 5-8 p.m. 4 Booster Buy In. 805-544-6366.

Facebook.com/CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

MAGIC: THE GATHERING AT CAPTAIN NEMO Magic: The Gathering (Standard/Type 2). Refreshments available on site for purchase.

Mondays, 5-8 p.m. 2 Boost Buy In. 805-544-6366.

Facebook.com/CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

MINIATURE GAMING AT CAPTAIN NEMO Refreshments available on site for purchase.

Please park in reserved spaces. Thursdays, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-544-6366. Facebook.com/ CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

OPEN GAMING AT CAPTAIN NEMO Board games, card games, and more. Bring any games you’d like. Refreshments available on site for purchase. Please park in Reserved spaces.

Sundays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-544-6366. facebook.com/pg/ CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

SLO CHESS CLUB All ages and skill levels

healthy and loving relationships with themselves and others. Saturdays, 1-2:15 p.m. Free. 805-203-5875.

Cambria Connection, 1069 Main St., Cambria.

CREATE AND LEARN

LAUGH OUT LOUD

7Sisters Brewing Company hosts its next SLO Comedy Night on Feb. 10 from 7 to 9 p.m. Enjoy live stand-up from local and touring comics. Admission is free. SLO Comedy Night takes place on the second Saturday of every month. Call (805) 868-7133 or visit 7sistersbrewing.com for more info.

—C.W. welcome. Plays at the giant chess board in Morro Bay on Saturdays. Boards generally provided.

Thursdays, 6:30-10 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-215-4963. slochess.com. Carl’s Jr., 195 N. Santa Rosa, San Luis Obispo.

SLO TABLE TENNIS All ages and skill levels welcome. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 7-10 p.m. and Sundays, 4-7 p.m. Free. 805-215-4963. Ludwick Community Center, 864 Santa Rosa, San Luis Obispo.

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BISHOP PEAK CHAPTER OF THE EMBROIDERER’S GUILD OF AMERICA Welcoming those who work with all forms of needlework. Bring a sack lunch. Third Saturday of every month, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. through Nov. 17 Free.

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Grover Beach Community Center, 1230 Trouville Ave., Grover Beach, (805) 773-4832.

NIPOMO SENIOR CENTER The center is open five days a week; closed on weekends and holidays.

Mondays-Fridays, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. through Aug. 31 805-929-1615. Nipomo Senior Center, 200 E. Dana St., Nipomo.

SUPPORT GROUPS N O R T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

computer skills. Call to sign up. Thursdays, 8:30-10 a.m. Free. 805-772-6394. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay. SAN LUIS OBISPO

SLO COUNTY LIBRARY CARDHOLDER FREE HOURS SLO County Library Cardholders can have free access to SLO MakerSpace (after taking Basic Safety) five days a week. Cardholders can use our woodshop, sewing, or general free areas, or complete any specialty classes and use that machine/area during Library Hours. TuesdaysFridays, 4-7 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m.-1 p.m.

0. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace.com/libraryprogram/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

SLO MAKERSPACE BASIC SAFETY A

CO-DEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS MEETING

requirement for anyone who wants to use SLO

Co-Dependents Anonymous (CoDA) is a 12-step recovery program for anyone who desires to have

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CULTURE & LIFESTYLE from page 24 MakerSpace tools and space. Features a walkthrough reviewing all areas of the shop that can be dangerous to you and others. Tuesdays, 6-8 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m.-noon Free for Members and SLO County Library Cardholders. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace.com/store/makerspace-basicsafety-class/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

MIND & BODY

Wallace for this outdoors class. Please call to register. Fridays, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Suggested donation $10. 805-709-2227. Tidelands Park, South end of Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

YIN YOGA AND MASSAGE WITH ESSENTIAL OILS This gentle yin yoga class puts emphasis on shoulders, hips, and back. Hosted by Bridget Salisbury and Jessica Pua Holder. Feb. 11, 5-6:30 p.m. $25 in advance; $30 at door. 805-215-4565. omniyogastudio.com/workshops/. Omni Yoga Studio, 2190 9th St., Los Osos.

YOGA STRETCH Through a combination of active,

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BEGINNERS DANCE BUNKAI Appropriate for all skill levels. The foundation of Dance Bunkai uses precise movements to build on.

These movements are borrowed from all over the world and include Martial Arts movements. Tuesdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $40 monthly; $12 to drop-in. 805203-6318. Ignite Movement Studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay, ignitemovementstudio.com/.

isolated stretching, trigger point, foam rolling, and yoga techniques, participants can increase their range of motion. Please bring a mat and water.

Tuesdays, Fridays. through Dec. 18 805-7763676. Studio Fitness, 349 Quintana, Morro Bay, studiofitnessmorrobay.com. Explore yoga postures and increase strength and flexibility. Set to inspiring music and appropriate for beginners. Tuesdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. email support@getstudiofit.com.

805-776-3676. Cassandra Bodlak, 349 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay, studiofitnessmorrobay.com.

FREE MEDITATION CLASS Megan

N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y McGreen, LCSW, and Ruth Cherry, FEB. 8 – FEB. 15 PINEAL TONING CLASS Facilitated PhD, long time meditators and 2018

by Lightshare team volunteers. No psychotherapists, teach meditation to registration or prior experience is reduce stress and increase well-being. necessary. Second Tuesday of every month, Fridays, 10:30 a.m.-noon Free. 805-748-3372.

6-7 p.m. through Dec. 11 Free. 805-305-7595. meditationintro.com. Morro Bay Library, 625 lightshare.us. Lightshare Center, 22701 El Camino Harbor St., Morro Bay. Real, Santa Margarita.

INTERMEDIATE TRIBAL BUNKAI Incorporates SAN LUIS OBISPO props, rhythm instruments, and a fusion of world dance to upbeat, fast drumming music. Fridays, AIKIDO FOR ADULTS With instructor Mary 6:30-7:30 p.m. $40 monthly; $12 to drop in. 805Tesoro, 5th degree Black Belt. Aikido is the 203-6318. desertcoastdance.com. Ignite Movement Japanese martial art of self-defense and selfStudio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay. development. This class welcomes adults (both

ME TIME: MINI RETREAT TO LET GO Intimate mini-retreat to replenish, rebalance, and nourish yourself through practicing the essentials of mindfulness, self-care, self-compassion.

Feb. 10, 9 a.m.-noon $27. 805-270-5523. mindfulkindfulyouniversity.com. Mindful Kindful YOUniversity, 1520 4th St., Los Osos.

beginners and experienced). Participants may start at anytime. Tuesdays, 5:45-7 p.m. through April 17 $65 for 3 months. 805-549-1222 or 544-8866. San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo, ae.slcusd.org/.

AIKIDO SELF DEFENSE AND SELF IMPROVEMENT FOR ADULTS For ages 16-and-

QI GONG CLASS Qi Gong is an ancient and

up. Start anytime and set up your own schedule.

powerful system for physical health and spiritual development. Join certified instructor Devin

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Celebrations or Special Events Celebrations Ragged Point’s magical natural beauty creates a special feeling in all who visit, making it the perfect setting for any celebration, large or small.

For information about hosting any event, large or small, at Ragged Point, please phone (805) 234-4584 or send email to events@raggedpointinn.com.

Large Parties at Ragged Point

Smaller Events at Ragged Point

Our Solarium’s magnificent ocean views alone will make your celebration, birthday or anniversary, or holiday party an event to remember. This large, open hall is 2700 square feet in size, and is designed to seat up to 110 people.

To make special dining requests for a smaller party, call our restaurant at (805) 927-5708.

You can hold your event in our restaurant or in our outdoor plaza, depending on your wishes, the size of the event, and our staff and facility availability.

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CAT YOGA CLASSES Sundays, 10:15-11:30 a.m. $20. 805-543-9316 Ext. 10. woodshumanesociety. org. Woods Humane Society, 875 Oklahoma Ave., San Luis Obispo.

GENTLE YOGA Join instructor, Cassandra Bodlak and increase your range of motion, re-align your spine, improve strength through active isolated techniques, and more. All levels welcome. Please bring a mat and water. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 10:1511:15 a.m. through April 19 $88. 805-549-1222.

San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo, ae.slcusd.org/.

METABOLIC CONDITIONING PLUS Maximize your cardio and strength with effective patterns of work/rest periods. Re-align and maintain a healthy spine through gentle movements. Mats are provided. Bring water and a towel. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 8-9 a.m. through April 19 $88. 805549-1222. San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo, ae.slcusd.org/.

STRENGTH FOR 50+ Improve your strength with accessible, real-life movement patterns. Re-align and experience a healthier spine through gentle exercise. Mats and equipment provided. Please bring water and a towel. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9:1510:15 a.m. through April 19 $88. 805-549-1222.

San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo, ae.slcusd.org/.

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DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY RECOVERY SEMINAR Hear from previous program participants and learn how to identify depression and its causes. Orientation session is free. Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. through April 4 805-489-6622. depressionthewayout.com. Arroyo Grande Adventist Church, 240 Vernon Ave., Arroyo Grande.

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Use the gentle flow of Qi Gong to lower stress and increase flexibility. Accessible to all ages and fitness levels. Wednesdays, 4:30-5:30 p.m. through Feb. 28 $12 to drop in; $59 for series. 805-440-4561. balancedlivingayurveda.com. Shell Beach Veterans Memorial Building, 230 Leeward Ave., Pismo Beach.

TANTRUM FITNESS LADIES BOOT CAMP This 5-week program consists of drills, timed tests, cardio sessions, and resistance training. Includes progress tracking. A prize will be awarded to all participants who complete boot camp. Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, 6-7 a.m. through Feb. 16 805-474-9928. tantrumfitness.com/bombshell-bootcamp. Tantrum Fitness, 1590 W Grand Ave, Grover Beach.

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CAL POLY MEN’S BASKETBALL VS UC IRVINE A Big West Conference showdown. Feb. 17, 7 p.m. gopoly.com. Mott Athletics Center, 1 Grand Ave, San Luis Obispo, 805-756-7297.

CAL POLY WOMEN’S BASKETBALL VS LONG BEACH STATE Annual Play4Kay Game. Wear pink and help raise money for the fight against women’s cancers. Feb. 10, 2 p.m. gopoly.com. Mott Athletics Center, 1 Grand Ave, San Luis Obispo, 805-756-7297.

CAL POLY WRESTLING VS ARIZONA STATE Final home event of the season. Feb. 11, 1 p.m. gopoly.com. Mott Athletics Center, 1 Grand Ave, San Luis Obispo, 805-756-7297.

KIDS & FAMILY N O R T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

CAMBRIA LIBRARY LEGO CLUB Build from Lego bricks and your own imagination. Everything provided by the library. For ages 6-12. Second Saturday of every month, 2:30-3:30 p.m. through March 11 Free. 805-927-4336. slolibrary.org.

Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria.

FAMILY MOVIE WEDNESDAYS Come enjoy seeing a free, family movie once a month. All ages welcome.

Second Wednesday of every month, 2 p.m. Free. 805995-3312. Cayucos Library, 310 B. St., Cayucos.

KIDS YOGA Experience emotional balance through the physical and mental benefits of yoga by practicing breathing exercises, flowing sequences, balancing poses, and deep relaxation. Mondays, 4:30-5:15 p.m. through Jan. 7 $15. 805-215-4565. omniyogastudio.com. Omni Yoga Studio, 2190 9th St., Los Osos.

RHYTHM AND MOVEMENT DANCE FOR KIDS Utilizing theatrical props, games, and

improvisational tools to encourage skill building and creative movement. For ages 5 to 8. All levels of dancers are welcome. Wednesdays, 3:30-4:30 p.m. $40 monthly; $12 to drop in. 805-203-6318.

Ignite Movement Studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay, ignitemovementstudio.com/.

THEATER DANCE CLASS FOR KIDS An interactive group for kids ages 9 and up to express themselves through dance and theatrical expression. Wednesdays, 4:30-5:30 p.m. $40 monthly; $12 to drop in. 805-203-6318. Ignite Movement Studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay, ignitemovementstudio.com/.

TODDLER STORYTIME A storytime for toddlers ages 18 months-and-up. Share stories, songs, finger plays, bubbles, and more. Wednesdays, 11-11:30 a.m. through Dec. 26 Free. 805-927-4336. slolibrary.org. Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria. Hosted by Ms. Kaela. Tuesdays, 10:30 a.m. Free. 805-772-6394. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay.

WINTER MONARCH BUTTERFLY TOURS

feet of elevation gain. Meet in front of the Pacific Beverage Co. Feb. 10, 8:30 a.m. Free. 805-5460317. sierraclub.org/santa-lucia. Downtown Santa Margarita, 6420 W. Pozo Rd., Santa Margarita.

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edition Cal Poly shirt. Feb. 15, 7 p.m. gopoly. com. Mott Athletics Center, 1 Grand Ave, San Luis Obispo, 805-756-7297.

MOMMY & ME YOGA Dads/ partners/caregivers are also welcome FEB. 8 – FEB. 15 to this yoga class for new mothers and 2018 babies. Moms can slowly regain strength while cultivating confidence and alleviate neck, shoulder, and back pain through yoga postures. Fridays, 11 a.m.-noon through Jan. 4 $15.

KUNDALINI YOGA Gentle yoga classes with a 805-215-4565. omniyogastudio.com. Omni Yoga focus on meditation and chanting in the Kundalini Studio, 2190 9th St., Los Osos.

Yoga (as taught by Yogi Bhajan). All levels of experience welcome. Thursdays, 6:30-7:45 p.m.

PAWS TO READ Come read to Karly the Dog. A through Dec. 31 $12 per class; $40 for 4 classes. great way to get kids interested in reading. Second 626-864-4810. branchmillorganics.com/classesFriday of every month, 4-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-6394. offered/. Branch Mill Organic Farm & Retreat Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay. Center, 2815 Branch Mill Rd., Arroyo Grande. to lower stress and increase flexibility. Accessible to all ages and fitness levels. Mondays, 9-10 a.m. through March 26 $10 per class; $65 for the series.

805-440-4561. adulted.luciamarschools.org.

Oceano Community Center, 1425 19th St., Oceano.

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Tuesdays, 5:45-7 p.m. through April 17 $65 for 3 months (unlimited classes). 805-544-8866. aikidosanluisobispo.com. San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo.

OCEANO QI GONG Use the gentle flow of Qi Gong

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SIERRA CLUB HIKE: SHELL BEACH This hike is 1.5 miles with a 100 foot elevation change. Rain cancels event. No dogs allowed. Feb. 18, 10 a.m.

Free. 805-458-5575. sierraclub.org/santa-lucia.

Shell Beach Trailhead, Corner of Bluff Dr. and El Portal, Shell Beach.

SPORTS SAN LUIS OBISPO

CAL POLY MEN’S BASKETBALL VS UC DAVIS First 500 fans at the game will receive a special

Witness thousands of Monarch Butterflies, so close you can nearly touch them, during these guided tours. Every 14 days, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. 805-2154125. Morro Bay Golf Course, 201 State Park Rd., Morro Bay, golfmorrobay.com.

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YOUTH DANCE LESSONS WITH LAURA SLANIA Swing and ballroom lessons for ages 17-and-under. No partner necessary. Sundays, 4-5 p.m. through Feb. 25 $3. 805-491-1059. facebook. com/groups/crestonswingdance/. Atascadero Agricultural Hall, 5035 Palma Ave., Atascadero.

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AIKIDO FOR KIDS AGE 4-13 AIKI-MITES (age 4-6) class is 3pm on Tuesdays. AIKI-KIDS (age 7-13) classes are Tuesdays/Thursdays at 4pm. Call to observe or pre-register. Tuesdays, Thursdays $50-$75 monthly.

805-544-8866. aikidosanluisobispo.com. Budo Ryu, 3536 South Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

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FOR AGES 5-6 Use painted areas and found objects to make an interesting design. Mondays, 3:15-4:45 p.m. through Feb. 26 $48. 805-5438562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

largest Farmers Market in California. Thursdays, 6:10-9 p.m. Downtown Slo, Higuera St, San Luis Obispo.

SLO FARMERS MARKET Hosts over 60 vendors.

Saturdays, 8-10:45 a.m. World Market Parking Lot, 2650 Main St., San Luis Obispo.

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PAJAMA DRAMA: DRAMA AND IMAGINATIVE PLAY CLASSES Drama and imaginative play

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develops skills that can last a lifetime like the confidence to be brave, desire to share ideas with others, and the joy of solving problems with friends by your side. Saturdays, 11-11:45 a.m. and Mondays, 9:30-11 a.m. $12. 805-709-0761. pyjamadrama.com. SLO Movement Arts Center, 2074 Parker St., San Luis Obispo.

NIPOMO FARMERS MARKET Includes a

produce, artists and musicians. Saturdays, 12-2:25 p.m. Arroyo Grande Farmers Market, Olohan Alley, Arroyo Grande. large variety of locally grown produce. Open year round Sundays, 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. nipomofarmersmarket.com/. Nipomo Farmers Market, Via Concha Road, Nipomo.

PAPER PLATE VALENTINE HEARTS Spend the afternoon creating personalized valentines. Feb. 8, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. 805-781-5775. slolibrary.org.

San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

YOUTH MARTIAL ARTS: AIKIDO For ages 7-13.

Develop power peacefully with Aikido. Martial arts techniques, tumbling, body awareness, and interaction skills help kids learn to handle bullies without becoming one. Family discounts offered. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 4-5 p.m. through Feb. 28 $60-$75 monthly. 805-544-8866. aikidoSanLuisObispo.com. Budo Ryu, 3536 South Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

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WHAT’S YOUR SUPERPOWER?: YOUTH CLASSES FOR AGES 5-8 Enrichment program to develop the healthy habits supporting learning, relationships, well-being. Make new friends and discover inner resources (“superpowers”) to improve attention, nurture compassion, learn about emotions through mindfulness, movement, yoga, and social-emotional learning. Tuesdays, 3:45-4:30 p.m. 805-270-5523. mindfulkindfulyouniversity. com. Shell Beach Veterans Memorial Building, 230 Leeward Ave., Pismo Beach.

WHAT’S YOUR SUPERPOWER?: YOUTH CLASSES FOR AGES 7-11 Enrichment program to address the challenges youth face in school/life which interferes with learning, relationships, wellbeing. Discover inner resources (“superpowers”) to reduce stress/anxiety, nurture compassion, regulate difficult emotions through mindfulness, movement, yoga, and social-emotional learning.

Mondays, 3:45-4:45 p.m. 805-270-5523. mindfulkindfulyouniversity.com. Oak Park Professional Centre, 530 Camino Mercado, Ste 576, Arroyo Grande.

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ORCUTT FARMERS MARKET Presents local farmers and small businesses. Tuesdays, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Orcutt Farmers Market, Bradley Road, Orcutt.

EVENTS THROUGH THE AGES

A conscious aging workshop series, with facilitator Berta Parrish (pictured), starts Feb. 13 at the Coalesce Bookstore in Morro Bay. The series continues every Tuesday from 2 to 4 p.m. through March 20. The cost for the full series is $125, which includes a study guide. Call (805) 772-2880 to find out more.

—C.W. and end-of-life care. Fridays, 10-3 a.m. through March 2 Free (preregistration required). 805-5442266. hospiceslo.org/workshops. Centennial Park, 600 Nickerson Dr., Paso Robles.

SAN LUIS OBISPO

CENTRAL COAST HOSPICE VOLUNTEER TRAINING Central Coast Hospice is recruiting volunteers. Fridays, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. through Feb. 16 805-540-6020. San Luis Obispo Business Center, 4251 South Higuera Street, Suite 501, San Luis Obispo.

FELINE NETWORK OF THE CENTRAL COAST Seeking volunteers to provide foster homes for foster kittens or cats with special needs. The Feline Network pays for food, litter, and any medications needed. Volunteers also needed to help with humanely trapping and transporting feral cats for spay/neuter. ongoing 805-549-9228. felinenetwork. org. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

HOSPICE SLO COUNTY THRESHOLD SINGERS SEEK NEW VOICES Sing for individuals N O R T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

GUIDED MEDITATION CLASS Come learn to meditate in a relaxed setting. Pay attention to each second and increase your awareness of the inner world. Frequent prompts facilitate the focus.

Fridays, 10:30 a.m.-noon Free. 805-439-2757. meditationintro.com. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay. N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y

CO-CREATION WITH CREATOR, PART 2: VISION SKILLS Wendy McKenna will facilitate this course as a fundraiser for Lightshare. Feb. 17, 4-7 p.m. $60. 805-305-7595. lightshare.us. Lightshare Center, 22701 El Camino Real, Santa Margarita.

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TIBETAN BUDDHISM BOOK STUDY Meditation practice and a discussion of Foundations of Tibetan Buddhism, by H.E. Kalu Rinpoche. Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-438-3949. BodhiPath SLO, 3484 Gregory Ct., San Luis Obispo, bodhipath.org.

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YOUTH SERVICES The City Church Central Coast holds youth services for junior high school students. Mondays, 6:30 p.m. Free. 805-929-8990. thecitycc.org. Faith Life Community Church, 726 W Tefft St, Nipomo.

VOLUNTEERS N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y

HOSPICE OF SLO COUNTY IN-HOME VOLUNTEER TRAINING Train to be a 30-hour in-home volunteer for Hospice SLO County.

Topics include attitudes about dying/death, communication, grief, and end-of-life care.

Mondays, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. through March 12 Free (preregistration required). 805-544-2266. hospiceslo.org/workshops. St. Benedict’s Church, 2220 Snowy Egret Ln., Los Osos. Topics include attitudes about dying/death, communication, grief,

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experiencing life-limiting or end-of life conditions.

Third Sunday of every month, 2-4 p.m. Free.

805-544-2266. hospiceslo.org/services/hospiceslo-county-threshold-singers. Hospice SLO County, 1304 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo.

LITERACY FOR LIFE: VOLUNTEER TUTOR TRAINING WORKSHOP To train community members to become volunteer tutors to adults 16-and-older. Tutors work one-on-one teaching basic English language skills that include reading, writing, and speaking. Both training sessions are required. Feb. 10, 10 a.m.-3:30 p.m. $25. 805-5414219. literacyforlifeslo.org/become-a-tutor.php.

Union Bank, 995 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

MEALS ON WHEELS Meals on Wheels, San Luis Obispo, needs noon time drivers. Must have own car to deliver prepared meals. Mondays-Fridays, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 805-235-8870. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

VALENTINE’S WORK PARTY Help plant new fruit trees and perennial crops in the food forest beds of City Farm SLO. Learn how to combine bare root fruit trees with an understory of edible vines, herbs, flowers, and bulbs to create a no-till, year-round food production garden. Feb. 10, 9 a.m.-noon Free. 805769-8344. centralcoastgrown.org/. City Farm SLO, 1221 Calle Joaquin, San Luis Obispo.

VOLUNTEER ORIENTATION Seeking volunteers to help with older adults. Volunteer opportunities are flexible and tailored to your availability. Feb. 17, 10-11:30 a.m. 805-5477025. wilshirecommunityservices.org/. Wilshire Community Services, 285 South St. Suite J, San Luis Obispo.

FOOD & DRINK FARMERS MARKETS SAN LUIS OBISPO

FARMERS MARKET Farmers Market in SLO is the

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ARTISAN CHOCOLATE AND WINE PAIRING With Wise Elephant Chocolates. Proceeds of their chocolates go to elephant sanctuaries. Feb. 10, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-226-9060. changalawinery. com/events.html. Changala Winery, 3770 Willow Creek Rd., Paso Robles.

FOR THE LOVE OF GRILLED CHEESE Enjoy

A HOTArts BLENDpresents OF Cal Poly CLASSICAL HIP HOP R&B ROCK - BLUEGRASS Black Violin in Concert

Saturday, Feb. 17th @ the PAC

Saturday, February 17

8 pm - Performing Arts Center

artisan grilled cheese paninis paired with Donati’s award-winning wines. Feb. 17, 1-3 p.m. $25. 805238-0676. donatifamilyvineyard.com/event-details. php?id=27. Donati Family Vineyard, 2720 Oakview Rd., Templeton.

Special Guests: Members of the SLO Symphony Youth Orchestra 7 pm - Free pre-show lecture Presented by CAL POLY ARTS

HAPPIEST OF HAPPY HOURS With free bites

Sponsored by Andi & Jeff Portney, Edna’s Bakery, Embassy Suites, Subplot Studio, The Sun, Western States Arts Federation (WESTAF) and the National Endowment for the Arts

and $6 premium wines by the glass. MondaysFridays, 3-6 p.m. Grape Encounters Empourium, 5816 Traffic Way, Atascadero, 805-464-2630, grapeencounters.com.

TICKETS: 756-4849 / CALPOLYARTS.ORG $25.60 - $52

RESERVE VERTICAL TASTING AT TH ESTATE WINES Featuring winemaker Jennifer Hoage.

This first time seminar will feature an extended barrel aged 46 and Hedge Reserves. Enjoy tasting ORCHESTRA NOVO & MICHAEL NOWAK through a 3 year vertical flight of each wine, paired with cheese/charcuterie. Feb. 17, 10-11:30 From the Mind of....... a.m. $75; $55 for members. 805-238-2083. thestatewines.com. TH Estate Wines, 870 Arbor.

Thursday, Feb. 15th @ Mott Gym, Cal Poly Rd., Paso Robles.

Cal Poly Basketball vs. U.C. Davis

WINE CLUB PICK-UP PARTY Enjoy a lunch prepared by Chef Nick Nolan of Society Cuisine and live music by Andy Scott. Wine tasting included.

Feb. 10, 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Free for wine club members; $20 for non-members. 805-238-9940. pomarjunction.com/2017/02/05/parlour-clubpickup-party/. Pomar Junction Vineyards & Winery, 5036 S. El Pomar Dr., Templeton.

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FRIDAY NIGHT PINT NIGHT Buy logo glass for $8 and bring it in every Friday for $2 off refills.

Wine offered at happy hour pricing. Fridays, 4-10 p.m. Free. 805-868-7133. 7sistersbrewing.com/ events-page. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

PINT NIGHT Buy a logo glass for $8 and bring it in every Friday for $2 off refills. Fridays, 5-10 p.m. through Feb. 9 805-868-7133. 7sistersbrewing. com/events. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

WOODSTOCK’S SLO PINT NIGHT With the first pint as low as $5, Woodstock’s gives half-off refills in the same glass. Wednesdays, 8-11 p.m. Free.

805-541-4420. woodstocksslo.com. Woodstock’s Pizza, 1000 Higuera St, San Luis Obispo.

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trivia aficionados and fun-lovers in general alike. Tuesdays, 9-11 p.m. Free. 805-541-4420. woodstocksslo.com/events/. Woodstock’s Pizza, 1000 Higuera St, San Luis Obispo.

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SANTA MARIA PUBLIC LIBRARY CHOCOLATE PARTY Try to identify different types of milk chocolate during this blind tasting. For teens.

Feb. 9, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. 805-925-0994. cityofsantamaria.org. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.

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WINE COUNTRY WEEKEND Meet the winemakers and try reserve, library, and newly released wines. Passports and more information available online. Feb. 16-19, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. $65.

800-563-3183. santaynezwinecountry.com.

Participating Wine Tasting Rooms, Santa Ynez Valley, Santa Ynez, Buellton, Los Olivos, Solvang. ∆

PCPA presents The Crucible February 15th–March 4th @ Marian Theatre, Santa Maria

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Strictly Starkey

BY GLEN STARKEY

Wouldn’t it be nice … …to see original Beach Boy Al Jardine in an intimate concert?

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l Jardine is sometimes referred to as the “lost” beach boy. After all, he was the only member who wasn’t a Wilson brother (Brian, Carl, Dennis) or related to the Wilsons (Mike Love). Born in Ohio, Al attended Hawthorne High School with Brian Wilson, and the two are arguably the original Beach Boys, with Carl and Mike added later, and Dennis after that.

The band’s first hit “Surfin’,” featured Jardine on bass, though he later became the band’s lead guitarist, backup singer, and occasional lead singer on hits such as “Help Me Rhonda,” “Then I Kissed Her,” “I Know There’s an Answer,” and other songs.

“Surfin’” climbed to No. 75 on the Billboard charts, but after the band’s first royalty check came in and it was less than $1,000, Jardine quit the band to pursue dentistry. About a year later, Brian asked him to rejoin The Beach Boys and he did.

The rest, as they say, is history … welldocumented history! The Beach Boys are one of the most written-about bands ever.

Los Osos-based Beach Boys author Jon Stebbins (The Beach Boys in Concert, The Beach Boys FAQ, and The Lost Beach Boy) shot me a quick email when he heard Jardine would be presenting a concert called A Postcard From California: From the Very First Song with a Founding Member of The Beach Boys on Saturday, Feb. 17, in Arroyo Grande’s Clark Center

LIVE MUSIC NORTH COAST SLO COU NT Y

ANDY SCOTT LIVE Wednesdays, 8-11 p.m.

Free. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

FEB. 8 – FEB. 15 2018

BOB BENJAMIN AT CENTRALLY GROWN Sundays, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-927-3563. centrallygrown.com. Centrally Grown, 7432 Exotic Garden Dr., Cambria.

BOB BENJAMIN AT LAS CAMBRITAS Sundays, 6 p.m. Free. 805-927-3563. lascambritas.com. Las Cambritas, 2336 Main Street, Cambria.

BOBBY MALONE LIVE Saturdays, 3-6 p.m. Free.

Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

DAVID POPE LIVE Feb. 16, 6-9 p.m. Windows On The Water, 699 Embarcadero #7, Morro Bay, 805-7720677, windowsmb.com/.

DORIAN MICHAEL LIVE Feb. 12, 6-9 p.m. Free.

Windows On The Water, 699 Embarcadero #7, Morro Bay, 805-772-0677, windowsmb.com/.

EDGE OF ART Feb. 16, 9-11:55 p.m. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

GREG & SPIKE Feb. 15, 8 p.m. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

(7 p.m.; all ages; $39, $49, $59, and $95 VIP—which includes a meet-and-greet with Jardine—are available at (805) 4899444 or clarkcenter.org).

“It’s going to be a cool, personal, intimate show, with stories and acoustic guitar and a little Q-and-A with the audience,” Stebbins explained. “Al is a very low-key guy, probably the least flamboyant of all the original Beach Boys, but he has maintained an amazing voice, and when he sings ‘Help Me Rhonda’ it still sounds like 1965 when he was a 20-something. I think it will be a fun show for any locals with a like for the Beach Boys and great songs. Al’s son Matt performs with him, and he has a fantastic falsetto that covers the super high parts required in the Beach Boys harmony.”

Jardine is a music legend, a member of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and recipient of a 2001 Lifetime Grammy Award. According to press information, “In an intimate, acoustic setting, including rare images and video, Mr. Jardine takes us back into a history so improbable that it must have been meant to be! From meeting Elvis Presley to making Pet Sounds, here are the songs, stories, and harmonies that moved generations, all in one unforgettable evening.”

Sounds like a blast and a chance to hear stories from someone who was in the thick of it!

Mash-up madness!

Hip-hop and classical music mixed together? Is that even legal? With Black Violin at the controls, it’d be a crime not to try. Featuring classically trained JOE AND HATTIE CRAVEN WITH THE SOMETIMERS

PHOTO COURTESY OF SPUD

ICONIC COOL Founding member of The Beach Boys, Al Jardine, will present acoustic songs and personal stories about the band’s fascinating career on Feb. 17 in the Clark Center.

string players Wil B. (viola) and Kev Marcus (violin), joined onstage by DJ SPS and drummer Nat Stokes, Black Violin encompasses the virtuosity of classical musicianship with the social consciousness of hiphop culture.

Making their Central Coast debut on Saturday, Feb. 17 (8 p.m.; all ages; student and adult tickets from $26.60 to $52 at (805) 756-4849 or calpolyarts.org), at Cal Poly’s Performing STARKEY continued page 30

PHOTO COURTESY OF COLIN BRENNAN

CLASSICAL BOOM! Black Violin, a hip-hop and classical mash-up duo, brings their virtuosic musicianship and socially conscious message to the PAC in SLO on Feb. 17.

and Feb. 12, 8-11 p.m. Free. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

0505. torocreekeventcenter.com/. Last Stage West, 15050 Morro Rd, Highway 41 at Torro Creek Road, Atascadero.

THE MIGHTY CROON DOGS Feb. 9, 9-11:55 p.m.

Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

CAFE MUSIQUE IN CONCERT Feb. 10, 7:30-10 p.m. D’anbino Vineyards and Cellars, 710 Pine St, Paso Robles, 805-227-6800, danbino.com.

10 p.m. $20. 805-238-0725. slofolks.org. Castoro Cellars, 1315 N. Bethel Rd., Templeton.

SEABASS LIVE Feb. 11, 8-11 p.m. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

COCKTAIL SHORTY LIVE Feb. 9, 7:30-10 p.m.

JON STEPHENS LIVE Thursdays, 5 p.m. Free. 805927-0175. lascambritas.com. Las Cambritas, 2336 Main Street, Cambria.

SHADY WILLOW: A CLASSIC ROCK EXPERIENCE Feb. 9, 6-9 p.m. The Otter Rock Cafe, 885 Embarcadero, Morro Bay, 805-772-1420, otterrockcafe.com/.

LANCE ROBISON LIVE Feb. 14, 6-9 p.m. Pony Club Wine Bar, 1021 Pine St., Paso Robles, 805-226-9995, hotelcheval.com/pony-club-wine-bar-paso-robles/.

THE LBS DUO LIVE Feb. 8, 8 p.m. Cambria Pines

SHAMELESS LIVE Feb. 10, 9-11:55 p.m. Cambria

LIVE MUSIC AT ASUNCION RIDGE Fridays, Saturdays, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-237-1425. asuncionridge. com. Asuncion Ridge, 725 12th St., Paso Robles.

Featuring Bruce MacMillan on guitar and Jonathan Stoyanoff on bass. Presented by SLOFolks. Feb. 9, 7-9:30 p.m. $20. 805.772.2880. slofolks.org. Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., Morro Bay.

JOE CRAVEN AND HATTIE CRAVEN WITH THE SOMETIMERS Presented by SLOFolks. Feb. 10, 7:30-

Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

LIVE JAM AT OTTER ROCK Thursdays, 8 p.m. Free.

805-772-1420. otterrockcafe.com. The Otter Rock Cafe, 885 Embarcadero, Morro Bay. LIVE MUSIC AT OLD CAYUCOS TAVERN Fridays, Saturdays Free. 805-995-3209. oldcayucostavern. com. Old Cayucos Tavern & Cardroom, 130 N Ocean Ave, Cayucos.

LIVE MUSIC AT OTTER ROCK Fridays-Sundays, 8 p.m. Free. 805-772-1420. otterrockcafe.com. The Otter Rock Cafe, 885 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

LIVE MUSIC AT STAX Thursdays, Sundays, 6-8 p.m.

Free. 805-772-5055. staxwine.com. Stax Wine Bar & Bistro, 1099 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

LOUIE ORTEGA LIVE Tuesdays, 8-11 p.m. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-9274200, cambriapineslodge.com.

MARCUS DIMAGGIO LIVE Fridays, 3-6 p.m.

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Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-9274200, cambriapineslodge.com.

TED WISE LIVE Feb. 9, 6-9 p.m. Free. Windows On The Water, 699 Embarcadero #7, Morro Bay, 805-7720677, windowsmb.com/.

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ADAM LEVINE AND JUDY PHILBIN Levine and Philbin perform live jazz. Thursdays, 7-9 p.m. Free.

805-238-2834. labellasera.com. Enoteca Restaurant and Bar, 206 Alexa Ct., Paso Robles.

THE BANJERDAN SHOW Feb. 8, 6 p.m. and Feb.

D’anbino Vineyards and Cellars, 710 Pine St, Paso Robles, 805-227-6800, danbino.com.

LIVE MUSIC AT BROKEN EARTH Saturdays, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-239-2562. brokenearthwinery.com.

Broken Earth Winery, 5625 Highway 46E, Paso Robles.

LIVE MUSIC AT CATTLEMANS LOUNGE Fridays, 6-8 p.m. Paso Robles Inn Cattleman’s Lounge, 103 Spring Street, Paso Robles, 805-238-2660.

LUKE BRYON LIVE Feb. 9, 6-9 p.m. Pony Club Wine Bar, 1021 Pine St., Paso Robles, 805-226-9995, hotelcheval.com/pony-club-wine-bar-paso-robles/.

15, 6 p.m. Last Stage West, 15050 Morro Rd, Highway 41 at Torro Creek Road, Atascadero, 805-461-1393, laststagewest.net.

NATALY LOLA LIVE Feb. 16, 6-9 p.m. Pony Club Wine Bar, 1021 Pine St., Paso Robles, 805-226-9995, hotelcheval.com/pony-club-wine-bar-paso-robles/.

BEAR MARKET RIOT LIVE Feb. 9, 6:30-9 p.m.

805-400-5293. Bristol’s Cider House, 3220 El Camino Real, Atascadero, bristolscider.com/.

THE REAL BLUES JAM NORTH All Blues musicians, regardless of experience, are welcome to join this jam session. Hosted by Ted Waterhouse with Bruce Willard and Dean Giles. Thursdays, 6:30-9:30

BLUEGRASS JAM SESSION AND BUFFET Second Wednesday of every month $12.50-$17.50. 805-792-

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Strictly Starkey

PHOTO COURTESY OF JOE AND HATTIE CRAVEN

MARDI GRAS PART 1 The Siren hosts a Carnival Party with Mama Tumba on Feb. 9 with African and Latin dance sounds.

Costumes encouraged.

FATHER-DAUGHTER FUN Amazing multi-instrumentalists and vocalists Joe and Hattie Craven will be joined by The Sometimers for two SLOfolks shows, Feb. 9 at Coalesce Bookstore and Feb. 10 at Castoro Cellars.

STARKEY from page 28

Arts Center, witness Black Violin’s multigenre sound called “classical boom,” which blends classical, hip-hop, rock, R&B, and bluegrass music. Our troops in Iraq and attendees of Barack Obama’s official President’s Inaugural Ball have enjoyed the duo’s groundbreaking collaboration.

Individually and together, Black Violin has shared stages with P. Diddy, Kanye West, 50 Cent, Tom Petty, Aerosmith, Aretha Franklin, and The Eagles, among others; they also creatively worked with the Wu-Tang Clan, Wyclef Jean, and Alicia Keys. Plus, Wil B. and Kev Marcus have composed music for television’s The Pitch and have appeared on HBO’s Ballers as well as The Tonight Show and Ellen.

Stereotypes, their most recent album, debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard Classical Crossover Chart and No. 4 on the Billboard R&B Chart. They’re currently writing and recording their next studio album.

Members of the San Luis Obispo Youth Symphony will sit in with the group for a number and also close the show. A free pre-show lecture by KCBX

LIVE MUSIC from page 28 p.m. $5 donation/musicians exempt. 805-704-5116. danbino.com. D’anbino Vineyards and Cellars, 710 Pine St, Paso Robles.

REWINED LIVE Feb. 17, 6-9 p.m. Pony Club Wine Bar, 1021 Pine St., Paso Robles, 805-226-9995, hotelcheval.com/pony-club-wine-bar-paso-robles/.

SATURDAY LIVE Live music every Saturday afternoon.

Wine and lunch offerings available for purchase.

Saturdays, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-227-4812. vinarobles. com. Vina Robles Winery, 3700 Mill Rd., Paso Robles.

SATURDAY LIVE: THE TAPROOTS Wine and lunch offerings available for purchase. No outside alcohol please. Feb. 10, 1-4 p.m. Free. Vina Robles Winery, 3700 Mill Rd., Paso Robles, 227-4812, vinarobles.com/.

SHALE OAK WINERY PRESENTS JULIE BEAVER Julie Beaver takes the Willow Creek Stage. Wine available for purchase. Feb. 10, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805239-4800. shaleoakwinery.com. Shale Oak Winery, 3235 Oakdale Rd., Paso Robles.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY Presented by Steve Key. Different acts every weekend. Saturdays, Sundays, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805- 226-8881. sculpterra.com.

Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

THE STELLAR DUO LIVE Feb. 10, 6-9 p.m. Pony Club Wine Bar, 1021 Pine St., Paso Robles, 805-226-9995, hotelcheval.com/pony-club-wine-bar-paso-robles/.

SWING FOR JOY LIVE Feb. 11, 2-4:30 p.m.

D’anbino Vineyards and Cellars, 710 Pine St, Paso Robles, 805-227-6800, danbino.com.

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12TH PLANET LIVE For ages 18-and-over. Feb. 18, 10 p.m. $20. SLO Brew, 736 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-1843, slobrew.com.

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host Tracy Morgan will be held at 7 p.m. in the Philips Lecture Hall.

Families that play together stay together!

When your dad is musical alchemist, ethnomusicologist, multi-instrumentalist, award-winning music educator, and all-around entertainment Mad Hatter Joe Craven, do you have any other choice than to become a gifted performer yourself?

For Hattie Craven, I’m guessing the path was clear. The multiinstrumentalist, actor, dancer, and vocalist picked up the fiddle at age 4 and soon joined Laura Love on stage at the Kate Wolf Music Festival. She was doing musical theater by age 6 (one of her older brothers is now a professional actor, natch!). Hattie recorded her first album, Eleven, at age 11, with help from her dad and his band The Joe Craven Trio. Her most recent album, Bright, was recorded at 15 with just her and her dad.

Currently a high school student at Sacramento’s Performing and Fine Arts Academy, she, her father, and his band The Sometimers will join together to BLACK VIOLIN LIVE Black Violin blends classical, hip hop, rock, and more. Feb. 17, 8 p.m. $25.60-$52.

805-756-4849. calpolyarts.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

play two SLOfolks shows this weekend, on Friday, Feb. 9, at Coalesce Bookstore (7 p.m.; all ages; $20 at (805) 772-2880); and Saturday, Feb. 10, at Castoro Cellars (7:30p.m.; all ages; (805) 2380725 or Boo Boo Records).

I’ve seen the Cravens perform together at the Live Oak Music Festival (by the way, early discount tickets are currently available for the June 15 through 17 festival now at liveoakfest.org), and they’re fantastic fun, delivering a mix of roots, folk, jazz, and world music sounds.

Don’t miss it!

Siren’s call

Morro Bay’s The Siren has seven killer shows lined up over the next couple of weekends, starting with Mama Tumba and a Carnival Celebration just in time for Mardi Gras! On Friday, Feb. 9, groove to the band’s African and Latin dance sounds. Get in the spirit with costumes and beads, if you dare.

Boombala opens the show with their reggae sounds (9 p.m.; 21-and-older; $7 at the door).

Shakey Groundz brings their R&B, STARKEY continued page 33

BONE THUGS-N-HARMONY Feb. 17, 8-11:45 p.m. $32. 805-329-5725. fremontslo.com. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

9:30-11:30 p.m.

Barrelhouse Brewing Co. Speakeasy, 1033 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo, 805-296-1128, barrelhousebrewing. com.

CAL POLY’S A NIGHT AT THE MISSION CHAMBER CONCERT Performances by a brass

JAZZ JAM SESSIONS AT LINNAEA’S Hosted

quintet, clarinet and string quintet, string quartet, string quintet, tuba and euphonium ensemble, woodwind quintet, brass ensembles, saxophone quartets, a large clarinet ensemble, and a brass choir.

Feb. 9, 8 p.m. Free. 805-756-2406. music.calpoly.edu/ calendar/free/. Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa, 751 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo.

CUESTA COLLEGE MUSIC FACTULTY CONCERT All proceeds benefit the Cuesta Music Scholarship Fund. Feb. 9, 7:30 p.m. $15 general; $10 seniors.

805-546-3198. cpactickets.cuesta.edu. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

EP RELEASE PARTY FOR CAYDEN WEMPLE Wemple celebrates the release of his debut EP, Car Crash From an Aerial View, with this release party. Feb. 8, 8-10 p.m. Free. 805-439-2060. kreuzbergcalifornia. com. Kreuzberg Coffee Company, 685 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo.

EROICA: FROM THE MIND OF BEETHOVEN Featuring Michael Nowak, Craig Russell, and Orchestra Novo. Feb. 11, 4-6 p.m. $40. 805-441-6688. orchestranovo.com/from-the-mind-of-beethoven/.

Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

GYPSY JAZZ NIGHT With the Gypsy All Stars: Laurel Mitchel (vocals), Daniel Cimo (violin), James Gallardo, Ben Arthur, and Toan Chau. Every other Thursday,

FEB. 8 – FEB. 15 2018

by the SLO County Jazz Federation. Second Tuesday of every month, 7-9 p.m.

Free. 805-543-1200. Linnaea’s Cafe, 1110 Garden St., San Luis Obispo, linnaeas.com/.

LIVE MUSIC AT BON TEMPS CREOLE Zydeco, blues, or jazz every Wednesday evening. Wednesdays Free. 805-544-2100. bontempscreolecafe.com. Bon Temps Creole Cafe, 1819 Osos Street, San Luis Obispo.

LIVE MUSIC AT MOTHER’S TAVERN Fridays, 7:3010:30 p.m. Free. 805-541-8733. motherstavern.com.

Mother’s Tavern, 725 Higuera St, San Luis Obispo.

LIVE MUSIC WITH IRISH SESSIONS Wednesdays, 5-7 p.m. through Feb. 28 Free. 805-868-7133.

7sistersbrewing.com/events. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

LOREN RADIS LIVE A family-friendly performance.

Feb. 16, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-868-7133. facebook.com/ events/432440843838661/. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

LUNA RED PRESENTS JEN AND HENRY Jen and Henry, of Aloud, perform stripped down versions of songs from their rock and soul catalog. Feb. 9, 10 p.m.-midnight Free. 805-540-5243. facebook.com/ events/784560228401316/. Luna Red, 1023 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo.

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MANNEQUINS BY DAY LIVE With special guest

Hot Dates Obispo, 805-543-1843, slobrew.com.

S o u t h C oa S t S Lo C o u n t y

Wordsauce. Feb. 12, 8-11:45 p.m. $5. 805-5431843. SLOBrew.com. SLO Brew, 736 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

ANDERSON-RORABAUGH BLUES Feb. 11, 5 p.m.

Puffers of Pismo, 781 Price St., Pismo Beach, 805773-6563, puffersofpismo.com/.

NOCHE CALIENTE Fridays, 10 p.m.-2 a.m. 805-541096. slograd.com. The Graduate, 990 Industrial Way, San Luis Obispo.

CENTRAL COAST FIDDLERS JAM SESSION The Central Coast Fiddlers

SCOTT BRADLEE’S POSTMODERN JUKEBOX LIVE Part of the Viral Vintage Pop Sensations

Tour. Feb. 9, 7-11 p.m. $35-$49.50. 805-329-5725. fremontslo.com. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

SINGING VALENTINES WITH PACIFIC HORIZON CHORUS Offering quartets to sing a love song to

invite musicians, dancers, and listeners to their jam session. All string instruments welcome. There will be classic country, bluegrass, and oldies music. Refreshments available. Feb. 11, 1:15-3:30 p.m. Free. 805-937-2238. centralcoastfiddlers.org. Arroyo Grande Community Center, 211 Vernon St., Arroyo Grande.

LEGENDS LIVE Feb. 11, 9 p.m. and Feb. 12,

THE STEREO CHICKENS LIVE Feb. 9, 6-8 p.m.

Free. 805-868-7133. 7sistersbrewing.com/eventspage/2018/2/9/live-music-with-stereo-chickens.

7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

STICK FIGURE LIVE The Fremont and California Roots present Stick Figure with special guests Twiddle and Iya Terra. Feb. 8, 7-11 p.m. $22. 805-329-5725. fremontslo.com. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

TIM JACKSON LIVE A family-friendly performance.

SHADY WILLOW: A CLASSIC ROCK EXPERIENCE Enjoy food, drinks, and live

FEB. 8 – FEB. 15 2018

SON OF DAD LIVE Feb. 14, 8:30 p.m. Barrelhouse

featured performer Ynana Rose perform original songs and selected covers. Feb. 10, 2-3 p.m. Free. 805-7815989. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

entertainment from local and touring alternative, indie, rock, punk, reggae, ska, alt-country, and other left-of-center musicians several times throughout each month. ongoing Free. O’Sullivan’s Pub, 633 E. Main St., Santa Maria, 805-925-0658, osullivanspub.net.

17, 9 p.m. Free. Harry’s Night Club And Beach Bar, 690 Cypress St., Pismo Beach, 805-773-1010, harryspismobeach.com.

THE SHANTASTICS LIVE Feb. 13,

Puffers of Pismo, 781 Price St., Pismo Beach, 805-7736563, puffersofpismo.com/.

SONGS FROM THE HEART: STEVE KEY AND YNANA ROSE Steve Key of Songwriters at Play and

LIVE MUSIC AT O’SULLIVAN’S Featuring live

ROOM SERVICE LIVE Feb. 16, 9 p.m. and Feb.

music from Shady Willow. Feb. 18, 5:308:30 p.m. 805-714-3575. Fin’s Restaurant, 25 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach.

your special someone on Valentine’s Day. In-person performance Includes flower and personalized card.

Feb. 14, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. $40. 805-782-9951. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO. Brewing Co. Speakeasy, 1033 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo, 805-296-1128, barrelhousebrewing.com.

Caves Park, 2701 Price St, Pismo Beach.

THE CHARLIE MCNEAL BAND Feb. 16, 7 p.m. Free.

7:30 p.m. Free. Harry’s Night Club And Beach Bar, 690 Cypress St., Pismo Beach, 805-773-1010, harryspismobeach.com.

LITTLE GEORGE LIVE Feb. 9-10, 9 p.m.-1:30 a.m. and Feb. 10, 3-7:30 p.m. Harry’s Night Club And Beach Bar, 690 Cypress St., Pismo Beach, 805-7731010, harryspismobeach.com.

LIVE MUSIC AT LIDO Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-773-4300. thedolphinbay.com.

Lido Restaurant at Dolphin Bay, 2727 Shell Beach Rd., Pismo Beach.

7:30 p.m. and Feb. 14, 7:30 p.m. Free.

Harry’s Night Club And Beach Bar, 690 Cypress St., Pismo Beach, 805-7731010, harryspismobeach.com.

SIDE EFFECTS Wednesdays Free. 805-7736563. puffersofpismo.com. Puffers of Pismo, 781 Price St., Pismo Beach.

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ABOUT TIME LIVE Feb. 9, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. moxiecafe.com/music. Moxie Cafe, 1317 W. McCoy Ln., Santa Maria, 805-361-2900.

CONNER CHERLAND LIVE Feb. 16, 4:30-7 p.m.

Free. Presqu’ile Winery, 5391 Presqu’ile Dr., Santa Maria, 805-937-8110, presquilewine.com.

JINEANNE CODERRE LIVE Feb. 9 Free. Naughty Oak Brewing Co., 165 S Broadway St Ste 102, Orcutt, 805-287-9663, naughtyoak.com.

Free. 805-773-6563. puffersofpismo.com. Puffers of Pismo, 781 Price St., Pismo Beach.

LA CUNETA SON MACHIN LIVE This group’s sound is rooted in Nicaraguan folklorico, a tradition of storytelling and national pride. Led by marimba with classical guitar and lyrical flutes. Feb. 10, 7-9 p.m.

Free. 805-343-2455. Guadalupe City Hall, 918 Obispo St., Guadalupe.

LIVE MUSIC AT SEAVENTURE Sundays, 2-6 p.m. and

LIVE MUSIC AT COSTA DE ORO Enjoy live music

LIVE MUSIC AT PUFFERS Tuesdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m.

First Wednesday, Friday of every month, 6-9 p.m. Free.

805-773-4994. seaventure.com. Seaventure Restaurant, 100 Oceanview Ave, Pismo Beach.

OPEN BLUES JAM Wednesdays Mongo’s Saloon,

Feb. 17, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-868-7133. facebook.com/ events/1759410811033617/. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

359 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, 805-489-3639.

THE WILD REEDS LIVE For ages 18-and-over. Feb. 11, 7 p.m. $12. SLO Brew, 736 Higuera St., San Luis

Features local bands and activities. Second Sunday of every month, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-773-7063. Dinosaur

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and complimentary appetizers every week. Saturdays, 3-5 p.m. and Thursdays, Fridays, 5-7 p.m. Free. Costa De Oro Winery, 1331 S. Nicholson Ave., Santa Maria, 805-922-1468, cdowinery.com.

LIVE MUSIC AT MOXIE CAFE Enjoy live music from local artists, food, and drinks. Thursdays-Saturdays, 5-8 p.m. Free. moxiecafe.com/music/. Moxie Cafe, 1317 W. McCoy Ln., Santa Maria, 805-361-2900.

RIPTIDE BIG BAND LIVE With vocalist Bob Nations.

Feb. 11, 1:30-4 p.m. Free. 775-843-2830. Elwin Mussell Senior Center, 510 Park Ave., Santa Maria.

THE WAVEBREAKERS LIVE Feb. 14, 5:30-7:30 p.m. and Feb. 16, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. moxiecafe.com/ music. Moxie Cafe, 1317 W. McCoy Ln., Santa Maria, 805-361-2900.

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BEAR MARKET RIOT LIVE Feb. 10, 7-10 p.m. Free.

Naughty Oak Taproom, 3569 Sagunto St., Santa Ynez, 805-691-9252, naughtyoak.com/contact.html.

BRYAN TITUS LIVE Feb. 10, 6-9 p.m. Free. Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara, 805-9670066, coldspringtavern.com/entertainment.html.

THE CAVERNS LIVE Feb. 16, 8 p.m. Maverick Saloon, 3687 Sagunto St., Santa Ynez, 805-6864785, mavericksaloon.org.

CHELSEA CHAPUT LIVE Feb. 10, 7-9:30 p.m. and Feb. 16, 7-9:30 p.m. Bottlest Winery, Bar & Bistro, 35 Industrial Way, Buellton, 805-686-4742, bottlest.com.

CODE BLUE LIVE Feb. 10, 2-5 p.m. Free. Naughty Oak Taproom, 3569 Sagunto St., Santa Ynez, 805691-9252, naughtyoak.com/contact.html.

CONNER CHERLAND LIVE Feb. 15, 6-8:30 p.m.

Bottlest Winery, Bar & Bistro, 35 Industrial Way, Buellton, 805-686-4742, bottlest.com.

CRAFTED: LIVE MUSIC SERIES Features artists from all genres of music. Thursdays, 6 p.m. and Fridays, Saturdays, 8 p.m. 805-686-4742. bottlest.com. Bottlest Winery, Bar & Bistro, 35 Industrial Way, Buellton.

THE CROWN CITY BOMBERS This is the group’s first visit to the Maverick’s stage. Feb. 9, 8 p.m.

Maverick Saloon, 3687 Sagunto St., Santa Ynez, 805686-4785, mavericksaloon.org.

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soul, Tex-Mex, funk, blues, rock, and Latin sounds to The Siren for a free afternoon show on Saturday, Feb. 10 (3 p.m.). There’s a Leather & Lace Drag Show featuring the SLOQueerdos later that night (8 p.m.; 21-and-older; $10 presale or $15 at the door). Hey, it’s Morro Bay’s first drag show! Woop woop!

Numbskull and Good Medicine Presents team up with The Siren for two of the upcoming shows, starting with progressive bluegrass act Front Country on Sunday, Feb. 11 (7 p.m.; 21-and-older; $10 presale at Boo Boo

Records and ticketfly.com or $12 at the door). Hailing from the Bay Area, the band found its sound playing acoustic jams in the Mission District. Made up of a mandolinist with a degree in composition and classical guitar, a hard rock and world music guitarist, a jazz and bluegrass bassist, a honky-tonk and electropop violinist, and a soulful lead singer who’s also a multi-instrumentalist and songwriter, Front Country “forged a sound hell-bent on merging the musical past with the future,” according to their press materials.

I can’t believe it, but there are still some tickets left for The Blasters show

next Thursday, Feb. 15, at The Siren (7:30 p.m.; 21-and-older; $20 presale at Boo Boo Records and ticketfly.com or $25 at the door). These can’t last so buy yours now!

The Siren presents another in-house show with former Orgone singer Niki J Crawford next Friday, Feb. 16 (8 p.m.; 21-and-older; $13 presale at ticketfly.com or Boo Boo Records or $15 at the door). I heard some rough tracks from Crawford’s upcoming album The Second Truth, and she’s sounding amazing! Soulful and funky horn-driving sounds, deep grooves, and lyrics that could have been written

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PHOTO COURTESY OF NIKI J CRAWFORD

PHOTO COURTESY OF DAVID HAMMOND BROWN

STARKEY from page 30

in the ’70s. Her new album drops on April 20. This album is going to kill!

Burning Mardi Gras!

Burning James and the Funky Flames along with Bon Temps Creole Cafe present the sixth annual Mardi Gras Party with proceeds to benefit KCBX FM this Saturday, Feb. 10 (6 p.m.; $32 presale at slomardigras2018. brownpapertickets.com or $40 at the door), and usually by now the tickets would be long gone, but a few remain!

Held at the bitchin’ old SLO Masonic Lodge, the event also features The Rag Bones Saints Brass Band and the Brazilian Carnival Dancers and Drummers of Samba Loca!

There’s a no-host bar and delicious Creole food available to purchase. Get your Mardi Gras on!

Be mine!

TWISTED BLUEGRASS Front Country, playing Feb. 11 at The Siren, takes their own unique approach to acoustic American roots music.

SOUL SISTER Former Orgone singer Niki J Crawford plays The Siren on Feb. 16, bringing soulful songs from her upcoming album The Second Truth.

MARDI GRAS PART 2 Burning James and the Funky Flames (pictured) play the sixth annual Mardi Gras party at the SLO Masonic Temple on Feb. 10, which also features The Rag Bones Saints Brass Band and the Brazilian Carnival Dancers and Drummers of Samba Loca!

Feeling romantic? Head to Puffers of Pismo on Wednesday, Feb. 14, for some music by the Candlelight Strings (6:30 p.m.; pre-fee dinner for $32 (with filet mignon, day-boat scallops, or coq au vin); wine pairings for $15; or an al la carte menu; reservations recommended at (805) 773-6563). The Candlelight Strings are Bette Byers (violin), Sal Garza (violin), and Bob Liepman (cello). Get classy! Δ Keep up with New Times Senior Staff Writer Glen Starkey via Twitter at twitter. com/glenstarkey, friend him at facebook. com/glenstarkey, or contact him at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.

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Music LIVE MUSIC from page 32 Country Honky-Tonk Thursday. Thursdays, 7 p.m.

Maverick Saloon, 3687 Sagunto St., Santa Ynez, 805-686-4785, mavericksaloon.org.

ENGELBERT HUMPERDINK LIVE Part of the Prodigal Son Tour. Feb. 9, 8 p.m. $79-$120. 800-2486274. chumashcasino.com. Chumash Casino Resort, 3400 E. Highway 246, Santa Ynez.

JOHN GARY LIVE Feb. 10, 1-4 p.m. Free. Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara, 805-9670066, coldspringtavern.com/entertainment.html.

KATHLEEN SIECK LIVE For all ages. Tickets are will call and will not be mailed. Feb. 9, 7:30 p.m. $10 general; $15 reserved seating. 805-691-9413. standingsunwines.com.

Standing Sun Wines, 92 2nd St., Buellton.

KENNY TAYLOR LIVE Feb. 17, 7-10 p.m. Free.

Naughty Oak Taproom, 3569 Sagunto St., Santa Ynez, 805-691-9252, naughtyoak.com/contact.html.

LOGAN HAM LIVE Feb. 8, 6-8:30 p.m. Bottlest Winery, Bar & Bistro, 35 Industrial Way, Buellton, 805-686-4742, bottlest.com.

THE NOMBRES LIVE Feb. 16, 6-9 p.m. Free. Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara, 805-9670066, coldspringtavern.com/entertainment.html.

RANDY LEDUNE LIVE Feb. 9, 7-9:30 p.m. Bottlest Winery, Bar & Bistro, 35 Industrial Way, Buellton, 805-686-4742, bottlest.com.

RIVERSIDE LIVE Feb. 9, 6-9 p.m. Free. Cold Spring

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contra dances and Appalachian music 2018 with a Cajun flair. Families, couples, and singles welcome. Enjoy free pizza and a free contra clinic with Jean Gorrindo before the dance from 5-6 p.m. Feb. 10, 6:30-10 p.m. $10 adults; $5 members and students with ID; Free for ages 16-andunder. 805-602-2929. cccds.org. Odd Fellows Hall, 520 Dana St., San Luis Obispo.

COUNTRY NIGHT Thursdays, 8 p.m.-2 a.m. 805541-096. slograd.com. The Graduate, 990 Industrial Way, San Luis Obispo.

SOUL DUST SATURDAY NIGHT: CHAPTER TWO Funk/soul party with SDP spinning vinyl. Feb. 17, 9 p.m.1 a.m. $5 at the door. 805-439-4200. Underground Brewing Company, 1040 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

VINYL NIGHT: THE IDEALS The Ideals play soul, garage rock, reggae, new wave, power pop, and punk.

Feb. 15, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Barrelhouse Brewing Co. Speakeasy, 1033 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo, 805296-1128, barrelhousebrewing.com.

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STANDING SUN PRESENTS KIRBY BROWN Brown sings about regret, hope, love, and redemption during this solo acoustic show. Feb. 9, 7-10 p.m. $10-$15. 805691-9413. standingsunwines.com/kirbybrown.html.

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The Moscow Festival Ballet brings Swan Lake to the Cal Poly Performing Arts Center on Feb. 11 at 7 p.m.

Direct from Russia in a triumphant return to San Luis Obispo, the illustrious Moscow Festival Ballet brings together the highest classical elements of the great Bolshoi and Kirov Ballet companies in a fullscale, full-length production of Tchaikovsky’s perennial masterpiece, Swan Lake.

Filled with colorful costumes and backed by a sweeping score, the corps of more than 50 dancers will perform the beloved ballet in all of its grandeur.

Tickets range from $27.20 to $64 and can be purchased at pacslo.org.

Funny guy

Catch more than a laugh or two at comedian Mike Birbiglia’s show, The New One, at the Cal Poly Performing Arts Center on Feb. 10 at 8 p.m.

Birbiglia wrote, starred in, and directed in the recent film Don’t Think Twice, which explores the stand-up comedy scene. He’s also a frequent contributor to podcasts like This American Life and The Moth.

In The New One, the awardwinning comedian approaches an entirely new subject in a new way with the same heart and humor audience have come to expect. The show is recommended for ages 16 and up. Proceeds from the event will go to the Rotary de Tolosa. Tickets range from $40 to $90 per person and can be purchased at pacslo.org.

I heart you

Make a sweet treat with an even sweeter message this Valentine’s Day. The Lettering WorkshopCandy Heart Sayings on Macarons class will be held Feb. 12 from 5:30 to 8 p.m. at The Wedding Space in SLO. This workshop by Fête & Quill is the perfect opportunity to have fun with macarons.

Armed with tiny brushes, edible paint, and a “bling your mac” bar, participants will enjoy this workshop where they will learn the basics of lettering and edible painting.

Tickets are $39, and they include macaron supplies and wine and can be purchased at eventbrite.com. Δ —Ryah Cooley

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IMAGE COURTESY OF DON WELLER

The way of the cowboy Studios on the Park exhibit celebrates Western culture

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rowing up, Cindy Long could tell what day of the week it was by which Western TV show was airing that night.

Gunsmoke in particular was a family favorite that she watched with her dad.

“I’ve always had a fascination with the West,” Long said. “I grew up with those shows and always romanticized life in the West.”

While Long’s pull toward the West was temporarily put aside, the now North Carolinabased artist returned to it about the same time she rekindled her love of drawing, roughly 14 years ago.

Long’s work, along with other artists from around the country, is currently on display at Studios on the Park in Paso Robles as part of the In Love with the West show. Artist and guest curator Don Weller said that for this show he looked specifically for other artists who either lived the Western lifestyle or were close observers of it.

“People don’t realize that cowboys are still out West doing what they’ve been doing for centuries,” Weller, who Go west is based in Utah, said. “You don’t see The In Love with the West show will be on them, they’re up over the hill.” display at Studios on Long wouldn’t call herself a the Park in Paso Robles cowgirl, but she is deeply drawn to through Feb. 25. Visit the stories of people who do. studiosonthepark.org for “I don’t live it, but I’m close to it,” more information.

Long said.

The first thing you’ll notice about Long’s intricate graphite pencil drawing portraits is the faces. All of her pieces—like Utia Chee, a stunning depiction of a somber, serious looking Native American woman—focus on the soulful, distant eyes or chipper little smile of her models, most of whom are cowboys and Native Americans, carrying on the values of the

IMAGE COURTESY OF CINDY LONG

ROUND ’EM UP From competing at the rodeo in his youth to helping out with friends’ horses now, Utah artist Don Weller seeks to show joy in pieces like Comes in Swingin’.

Western lifestyle even today.

“People who live and work the Western lifestyle are unique people,” Long said. “They have to love what they do. I hope that people look at my artwork and not just see a portrait of a person, but that they take away a feeling and maybe they want to know a little more about that person or maybe they create a story in their minds.”

While faces and their features are dominant in Long’s work, they’re noticeably absent from Weller’s vibrant watercolor pieces, like Comes in Swingin’, that often show cowboys hard at work, roping cattle or riding horses. The Utah artist is intentional with this choice.

“I like enough detail that the people who were there will recognize the way people were dressed or the markings on a horse. I want TRUE TO LIFE Whenever possible, North Carolina artist Cindy Long prefers to use models in her pieces, like Utia Chee, who really live and embody the Western lifestyle.

to see the brush strokes. If I wanted a lot of detail, I’d take a photo.”

Once upon a time, Weller thought he’d be a cowboy like his subjects. In college he roped horses and calves competitively at rodeos, but he wasn’t quiet fast enough to make a living at it. Now Weller has his own horses and helps out at friends’ ranches from time to time, lending a hand or taking photos to work from in the studio where he paints.

“In a way it’s a kind of study of humans and horses working together,” Weller said of his work.

While the physical demands on a cowboy or ranch hand make for a tough life, Weller hopes viewers will take away a sense of lightness from the In Love with the West show as well.

“I hope they get a sense that the process was fun,” Weller said. “I think you’ll sense the joy in most of the artists’ work.” Δ Arts Editor Ryah Cooley is out on the range at rcooley@newtimesslo.com.

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t’s a brand new year, and along with his eyes and manages to both present lots of broken resolutions, it’s time for a Holmes that is all at once comforting a brand new season of local theater. and familiar, yet brand new at the same First up this year is Baskerville, a time. Madson has solid comedy chops comedic spin on a classic Sherlock Holmes and does well pulling off some of the tale produced by the Great American play’s physical gags.

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Eleise Moore, Nicholas Wilder, and Mia Baskerville is written by Ken Ludwig, Mekjian earned the bulk of the laughs the same playwright who penned the on stage though, filling out the roles Tony-award winning Lend Me a Tenor. of ancillary characters who bring an Central Coast theater fans will recognize overflow of comic relief to the story of the it—a musical version of that play ran at gruesome murders on the moor. Mekjian The Pacific Conservatory Theater PCPA and Moore have intense chemistry sidein 2017. by-side; together they are somewhat Baskerville is based on Sir Arthur reminiscent of the play between Stan Conan Doyle’s novel The Hound of the Laurel and Oliver Hardy.

Baskervilles, a gripping and bloody tale Wilder is a truly gifted theatrical about the killing of persona; by the climax two heirs to a longof the second act his Bask in the glory cursed family in the talent for jumping from Baskerville runs through March 4 at the Great English countryside. role to role builds into American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano.

The world’s greatest a rowdy joke that the For more inormation, visit americanmelodrama. com or call (805) 489-2499. detective, Sherlock audience couldn’t get Holmes, and his faithful enough of. He’s bold, ally Dr. John Watson take up the case, electric, and best of all funny in roles peeling back layers of dark family secrets like Henry Baskerville, the Texan with a and more. It may not seem like the ideal goofy heart, and Inspector Lestrade, the material to turn into a two-act comedy, copper with a twisted tongue. but Ludwig pulls in enough absurdity and Roate and Wilder are the Melodrama witty dialogue to make it work. newbies, and watching them jump into While Ludwig is an adept humor the rhythm and pace of their raucous writer, prone to punny one-liners and shows was a nice treat. Director Michael laugh-out-loud zingers, it’s not the Jenkinson seems to trust the material but material that carries the production knows his actors are the ones carrying so much as the mind-blowing act of the audience through some of the staler carrying it off. No more than five actors jokes and lines. play dozens of roles. (Please don’t email Don’t forget to stick around for the our proofreader to complain about HGTVaudeville revue, which is another typos; that’s the actual number of actors example of the cast’s diversity and assigned to all these roles.) love for the kind of classic theater that The result is a whirling spin cycle of built the foundation for the core of the comedy bits and hectic romps across the Melodrama’s work. stage, accompanied by the ever-present Baskerville, which runs through March wink to the audience to let them know 4, is a prime example of the Melodrama’s everyone is in on the gag. The play is ohkeen ability to match projects with the so creative about ways to fling one actor best talent. It’s the actors who carry this into the role of the next character, and it’s production, proving yet again that the little quite frankly the best and funniest part theater in Oceano knows how to pick ’em. Δ of the production.

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skeptical of ghosts and believes himself urportedly inspired by true events, to be wholly rational. When he’s hired to this ghost story suggests that Sarah assess Mrs. Winchester, he thinks the Winchester (Helen Mirren), heir to Winchester company lawyers have hired the Winchester rifle empire, constructed him, but he soon learns Mrs. Winchester the famed San Jose Winchester Mystery herself chose him House while guided by because of his own tragic vengeful spirits killed by WINCHESTER past with his wife. The Winchester rifles. Under What’s it rated? PG-13 risk of being forced out story unfolds slowly as What’s it worth, Anna? Nothing of her 51 percent share Price witnesses strange What’s it worth, Glen? Streaming of the company for being things but believes Where’s it showing? Downtown of unsound mind, Sarah they’re triggered by his Centre, Park, Stadium 10, Galaxy agrees to allow San drug and alcohol use.

Francisco psychiatrist The real-life Winchester Dr. Eric Price (Jason House and Sarah’s Clarke) to visit the house and assess her actual biography are interesting enough mental fitness. The film is co-rewritten in themselves. This fantastical tale and directed by Michael and Peter Spierig seems unnecessary, but if it had at least (Undead, Daybreakers, Predestination) been genuinely scary, it might have been from a script by Tom Vaughan. (99 min.) worthwhile. Instead we get a few cheap frights and a whole lot of hooey. If Sarah Glen When I see a film this mediocre really believed she was cursed by the starring someone as fantastic as Helen company her husband built, why not sell it Mirren, my first thought is did she just and get out of the arms business? need a paycheck or did this dreck look good Anna I’ve been fascinated by the in script form? The period piece tries for Winchester Mystery House for a long typical spooky atmospherics, jump scares, time, and when I saw the trailer for this and creepy characters like the butler film, I let out a groan. Needless to say, (Bruce Spence) and Sarah’s grandson I didn’t have high hopes going into this (Finn Scicluna-O’Prey), but it’s not very film and it still managed to disappoint. scary, and the fictionalized elements of the With a 12 percent critic rating on Rotten story are pretty ridiculous. When we meet Tomatoes and a generous 44 percent Dr. Price, he’s three-deep in hookers and audience score, I’m clearly not the only high on laudanum. He considers himself one who found this movie to be an utter a fraud as a psychiatrist, but he’s also bore. I wasn’t scared; frankly, not even the jump-scare moments roused me from the seat of my recliner. When Dr. Price pulled from his bottle of laudanum I thought, “Pass it on over this way, buddy.

Let’s get through this together.” Alas, I was stuck soberly in that seat for 99 minutes, wondering what in the world drew a group of talented actors to this script. Like you said, the real-life character and story of Sarah and her house are interesting enough on their own, and while there may be veins of truth in how HAUNTED OR GUILTY? Psychiatrist Eric Price (Jason she was portrayed, in Clarke) is tormented over the loss of his wife, who may be all likeliness the real connected to the Winchester house.

At the

ECCENTRIC OR CURSED? Sarah Winchester (Helen Mirren) believes she’s been cursed and is haunted by the ghosts of those killed by the rifle that bears her name.

person was far less obsessed with the ghosts haunting her. Mirren is showbiz royalty. Let’s all just forget she was a part of this and lobby IMDB to take it off of her credits.

Glen I’m afraid the only people really excited about this film are those who run the Winchester attraction. The film was partially shot on location in San Jose, closing the city’s main tourist attraction for several days and allowing about half a dozen of its staff members to make their film debut as extras. The house had already reported an increase in attendance before the film was even released, and hopefully this lackluster ghost story won’t dissuade others from visiting. But I fear this film is as cursed as the writers would lead you to believe Sarah was. Yes, she lost her only child as an infant and her husband a short time after that, but she was also making $1,000 a day from her company, which was an enormous amount of money at the time. That’s the kind of curse some people could get behind. When the film tied the 1906 San Francisco earthquake to the activities of Winchester’s ghosts, the movie had sealed its fate as a total groaner. I’d love to see a real biopic of Sarah instead of this flappy piece of filmmaking. The acting is commendable and the house is fascinating, but save your money and take a trip up to San Jose to see the real thing live and in person. This forgettable and unnecessary film doesn’t have a ghost of a chance

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CALL ME BY YOUR NAME What’s it rated? R Where’s it showing? The Palm, Galaxy It’s the summer of 1983 in the north of Italy, and Elio Perlman (Timothée Chalamet), a precocious 17-year-old American-Italian, spends his days in his family’s 17th century villa transcribing and playing classical music, reading, and flirting with his friend Marzia (Esther Garrel). Elio enjoys a close relationship with his father (Michael Stuhlbarg), an eminent professor specializing in Greco-Roman culture, and his mother, Annella (Amira Casar), a translator. One day, Oliver (Armie Hammer), a charming American scholar working on his doctorate, arrives as the annual summer intern tasked with helping Elio’s father.

Amid the sun-drenched splendor of the

setting, Elio and Oliver discover the heady beauty of awakening desire over the course of a summer that will alter their lives forever. (130 min.)

—Sony Pictures Classics

COCO What’s it rated? PG What’s it worth? Full Price Where’s it showing? Park Lee Unkrich and Adrian Molina co-direct this animated adventurecomedy written by the directors and Jason Katz and Matthew Aldrich, about Miguel (voiced by Anthony Gonzalez), an aspiring musician from a family in which music is banned. Miguel is swept into the Land of the Dead and meets his forebears in this film that explores the Mexican tradition of el Día

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de los Muertos, or the Day of the Dead.

Coco really is a love letter to the Mexican culture. I won’t be one bit surprised if this wins Best Animated Feature at next year’s Academy Awards. It deserves it! (109 min.)

—Glen Starkey

DARKEST HOUR What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Full Price Where’s it showing? The Palm, Stadium 10, Fair Oaks Darkest Hour drops viewers into one of the tensest, grimmest periods of World War II to illustrate how British Prime Minister Winston Churchill (Garry Oldman), orated Britain and its people out of surrendering to and into

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being remembered.

Anna The house is purposefully shrouded in mystery—no photography is allowed on tours, and past owners have added even more oddities as it changed hands over time. Seeing some of those on the big screen is admittedly kind of cool, but I have to agree that seeing the house in real life is much more fascinating. When the 1906 earthquake hit and damaged much of the construction, Sarah simply boarded up that wing of the house and moved on to building elsewhere. I too am much more interested in seeing a biopic of her and her eccentricities than a silly ghost story that fails to frighten. Alas, that isn’t what Winchester delivered, and this forgettable film does nothing but disappoint. Even the sometimes possessed, red headed kid Henry (Scicluna-O’Prey) can’t pull off creepy, and none of the characters had me invested in their fates. While I’m sure the hype of the film hasn’t hurt the tourist attraction, I’m guessing the tour guides know more fascinating actual history about it than the film portrays. There are even rooms that have always been closed to the public now open as part of the tour, so there’s even more reason to see it for yourself or go again if you’ve been before.

Save what you would spend on a movie ticket for some sweet tchotchkes from the gift shop. ∆ Split Screen is written by Senior Staff Writer Glen Starkey and his wife, Anna.

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REVIEW SCORING FULL PRICE .... It’s worth the price of an evening show MATINEE ........ Save a few bucks, catch an afternoon show RENTAL .......... Rent it STREAMING.... Wait ’til Netflix has it NOTHING ........ Don’t waste your time defiantly fighting Nazi Germany.

Essentially a biographical portrait of Churchill, Darkest Hour leans on a phenomenal performance by Oldman to captivate the audience and make us feel the immensity of Europe teetering on the edge of destruction.

Set in May of 1940, British Parliament has just ousted Neville Chamberlain as its Prime Minister as Hitler prepares to invade Belgium and Holland. Churchill is begrudgingly appointed as his successor, but fear and doubt still consumes the nation.

Churchill assumes the helm with the message to the nation that accepting defeat isn’t an option. But he faces resistance from many members of Parliament and even members of his own cabinet, who bicker with him to settle a

peace treaty with Hitler, as millions of British soldiers’ lives are on the line. It’s Churchill’s commitment to the principles of his country and disdain for the moral atrocities of Nazism that compel him to push back against the momentum of a surrender. That’s what’s thrilling about this movie: the emotional battle between the convenience of giving up versus the profound consequences of that concession.

Darkest Hour hits theaters at an appropriate time in history, when similar moral questions and human values are on the line. Churchill’s bluster and bombastic oration did remind me of President Donald Trump’s. But the push notification that arrived on my phone in the theater reporting Trump’s tweet to North Korea of having a “working” nuclear button on his

desk enlightened me to the fact that the intelligence, consciousness, and nuance of Churchill’s rhetoric has no comparison to the current U.S. president. (125 min.)

—Peter Johnson

DEN OF THIEVES What’s it rated? R Where’s it showing? Sunset Drive-In Every day, $120 million in cash is taken out of circulation and destroyed by the Los Angeles Branch of the Federal Reserve— unless a notorious, elite crew of bank robbers can pull off the ultimate heist and get to the money first ... right under the noses of LA’s most feared division in law enforcement. (140 min.)

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FIFTY SHADES FREED What’s it rated? R Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Stadium 10, Park, Galaxy Believing they have left behind shadowy figures from their past, newlyweds Christian (Jamie Dornan) and Ana (Dakota Johnson) fully embrace an inextricable connection and shared life of luxury. But just as she steps into her role as Mrs. Grey and he relaxes into an unfamiliar stability, new threats could jeopardize their happy ending before it

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Overall, The Greatest Showman is a mixed bag full of flawed and fun moments alike.

It’s hard to tell how serious it takes itself at times, but the best parts are the unashamedly cheesy ones. And I really wish it embraced that cheesiness more—it could have been grater.

(139 min.)

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HOSTILES What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Matinee Where’s it showing? Stadium 10, Park, Galaxy

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Writer-director Scott Cooper (Crazy Heart, Out of the Furnace) helms this Western set in 1892. Army Capt. Joseph J. Blocker (Christian Bale) is tasked with one final, unsavory assignment before retirement: He and a detail must escort Cheyenne Chief Yellow Hawk (Wes Studi) and his family from a New Mexican military prison—where they’ve languished for seven years—through hostile territory and back to their Montana homeland.

Hostiles opens with a brutal Indian raid on an unprotected homestead, setting up the idea that the Indians are ruthless killers. Cut to Capt.

Blocker and his men taking an Indian family in custody and bringing them to prison. Hostiles quickly makes clear that in the colonization of the U.S., both the colonized and the colonizer are left damaged.

Blocker’s second in command, Master Sgt. Thomas Metz (Rory Cochrane), is clearly struggling with how the U.S. has been handling the Indian “problem,” and he tells Blocker he’s reached his limits. Blocker, on the other hand, isn’t yet that evolved, but this is ultimately his story, and he learns to see U.S. conquest from his enemy’s point of view.

As the story begins, having seen too many good men butchered, Blocker hates the “natives,” yet he’s become a butcher in return.

He fought Chief Yellow Hawk at Wounded Knee, so his animosity is personal. When Blocker’s commanding officer Col. Abraham Biggs

(Stephen Lang) threatens Blocker’s pension if he refuses to see the Chief; his daughter, Living Woman (Tanaya Beatty); son, Black Hawk (Adam Beach); daughter-in-law, Elk Woman (Q’orinaka Kilcher); and grandson, Little Bear (Xavier Horsechief) back to Montana, Blocker reluctantly agrees, and his squad sets off through hostile territory populated by murderous groups of the last remaining wild Indians, unscrupulous fur trappers, and the settlers at their mercy.

It’s a dark, brooding story about the psychological damage of warfare and subjugation, and the violent clash of civilizations. As Blocker says, “When we lay our heads down here, we’re all prisoners.”

We meet the sole survivor of the homestead attack shortly after the group departs. Rosalie (Rosamund Pike) witnessed her husband (Scott Shepherd), two daughters (Ava and Stella Cooper), and infant killed. Blocker displays great sensitivity for her trauma. During a stop in Colorado at another Army fort, Blocker is tasked with transporting a military criminal—Sgt. Charles Wills (Ben Foster)—along his way. They clearly share a past together.

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all joined together to fight common enemies: the Comanche war party that killed Rosalie’s family and a trio of fur trappers—Scott Anderson, Boots Southerland, and Dicky Eklund Jr.—who think they can take what they want without consequence. They’re wrong.

The action episodes are surprising and brutal but also somewhat underplayed, with the quiet moments of character interaction making the biggest impact.

Overall, the film’s bleak, and it’s clearly influenced by classic Westerns such as John Ford’s The Searchers (1956).

The character arcs of the two principal players make the film rise above boilerplate Westerns. Rosalie goes from traumatized victim to strong and resilient survivor. Blocker is a closet intellectual reading Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar in Latin, and though he seems at first wholly hardened, he reveals deep wells of emotion as the story unfolds.

It’s also worth noting that Masanobu Takayanagi’s cinematography is stunning and worthy of a classic Western. Studi is a study in dignity. Foster is as engaging as ever. Cochrane is as good as I’ve ever seen him.

Hostiles doesn’t quite rise to the level of the greatest Western films. It’s no Unforgiven (1992), Red River (1948), or Shane (1953), but it’s a worthy offering that approaches its subject with a lot more subtly and sensitivity that many recent period Westerns. If you’re a fan of Old West tales, this is worth a trip to the theater. (134 min.)

—Glen Starkey

At the Movies have a group of four archetypal teenagers.

You know, similar to The Breakfast Club.

You’ve got the nerd Spencer (Alex Wolff), his former best friend turned jock Fridge (Ser’ Darius Blain), a self-absorbed popular Bethany (Madison Iseman), and smart girl Martha (Morgan Turner) who’s a little salty about her peers. The crew gets detention and winds up having to remove staples from magazines for the evening. Anyone else find that to be an unusual punishment?

To top it off, they’re doing it in an abandoned classroom filled with old school memorabilia and random junk. That’s where the unlikely group finds Jumanji (this time in video game form). They decide to ditch their task to play it. Once the game is plugged in and rebooting, the kids are sucked into the console, entering into the Jumanji world. But there’s a catch: They have assumed the bodies of their avatars.

This is where the fun really starts; Spencer turns into Dr. Smolder Bravestone (Dwayne Johnson). His weakness: he has none. Fridge turns into Franklin “Mouse” Finbar (Kevin Hart). You can only guess where the nickname comes from. Notorious hottie Bethany turns into the nerdy, male Professor “Shelly” Oberon (Jack Black), a cartographer, cryptographer, archaeologist, and paleontologist. Shy Martha turns into Ruby Roundhouse (Karen Gillan). She’s a martial artist and dance fighter with very short and tight clothing. With their new personas, the group must learn to work together and trust one another so they can return the jewel known as the Jaguar’s Eye to the jaguar statue.

This film does what many remakes fail to do, which is successfully entertain its audience. I wasn’t quite sure how this would go walking into the theater. But these actors did a hilarious job delivering as prepubescent teenagers in way over their heads. I was laughing nonstop throughout the film. (112 min.)

—Karen Garcia

LADY BIRD What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Full Price Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Stadium 10 Writer-director Greta Gerwig helms this coming of age story about high schooler Christine “Lady Bird” McPherson (Saoirse Ronan) over the 200203 school year in Sacramento, exploring her difficult relationship with her mother Marion (Laurie Metcalf) and others in her life.

One of the things the film does well is capture what a weird time high school is.

It’s like a bubble of unreality. Insecurities rule the day, and in general, high school students have no idea that most of the popular kids have peaked and will grow up to be unhappy losers while the misfits inherit the earth, but as viewers we can see the writing on the wall. (93 min.)

—Glen Starkey

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MAZE RUNNER: THE DEATH CURE What’s it rated? PG-13 Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Sunset Drive-In Park, Galaxy In the epic finale to the Maze Runner saga, Thomas (Dylan O’Brien) leads his group of escaped Gladers on their final and most dangerous mission yet. To save their friends, they must break into the

legendary Last City, a WCKD-controlled labyrinth that may turn out to be the deadliest maze of all and get answers to the questions the Gladers have been asking since they first arrived in the maze.

(114 min.)

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PHANTOM THREAD

What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Full Price Where’s it showing? The Palm Writer-director Paul Thomas Anderson (Boogie Nights, Magnolia, Punch-Drunk Love, There Will Be Blood, The Master, Inherent Vice) reteams with Daniel Day-Lewis in this story of dressmaker Reynolds Woodcock, who with his sister Cyril (Lesley Manville) runs the posh fashion business the House of Woodcock. Set in 1950s London, Woodcock’s fastidious life is turned upside down by Alma (Vicky Krieps), a willful young woman who becomes his lover and muse.

All the worst human emotions are on display in Phantom Thread, a story about ego, jealousy, manipulation, hostility, and disappointment. Incongruently, it’s also very funny.

Like many of Anderson’s stories, Phantom Thread is about big personalities with compromised morals. That can make it difficult to find anyone to root for; however, Anderson’s sumptuous filmmaking, attention to detail, and unflinching gaze at his complicated characters is as gorgeous and elevated as one of Reynolds’ haute couture designs.

It also helps that the acting is truly amazing, and Anderson gives his players the space they need to develop their characters. Nothing feels rushed, which for some viewers may translate as a slow pace, but I was never bored. (130 min.)

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THE POST

What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Full Price Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Stadium 10 Steven Spielberg (Jaws, The Color Purple, Schindler’s List, Saving Private Ryan, Lincoln) directs this true story about Kay Graham (Meryl Streep), the first female newspaper publisher, and tenacious editor Ben Bradlee (Tom Hanks), who join forces to reveal a government cover-up spanning five presidencies.

Written by Liz Hannah and Josh Singer, the film also stars Sarah Paulson as Tony Bradlee, Bob Odenkirk as Ben Bagdikian, Tracy Letts as Fritz Beebe, Bradley Whitford as Arthur Parsons, Bruce Greenwood as Robert McNamara, and Matthew Rhys as famed whistleblower Daniel Ellsberg.

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MOVIES from page 42 Spielberg is a superlative director, not as showy as some, but great at building tension in the small moments and letting his actors carry the weight of scenes, and what amazing actors!

Streep is a revelation, displaying Kay’s internal struggle with the lightest of expressions, yet we know exactly what she’s going through.

Hanks plays Bradlee with the brash confidence of someone more committed to journalistic integrity than with keeping his job.

As far as The Post is concerned, I see Oscar wins on the horizon. This is great filmmaking!

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PETER RABBIT What’s it rated? PG Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Stadium 10, Park, Galaxy Peter Rabbit (James Corden), the mischievous and adventurous hero who has captivated generations of readers, now takes on the starring role of his own irreverent, contemporary comedy with attitude. In the film, Peter’s feud with Mr. McGregor (Domhnall Gleeson) escalates to greater heights than ever before as they rival for the affections of the warm-hearted animal lover who lives next door (Rose Byrne). (100 min.)

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THE SHAPE OF WATER What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Full Price Where’s it showing? The Palm, Park, Galaxy Elisa (Sally Hawkins) is a lonely mute who works as a janitor in a high-security government laboratory in 1962 Baltimore. For 10 years she’s walked and cleaned the halls of the facility with her friend Zelda (Octavia Spencer).

Every day Elisa sticks to her routine: take a shower, polish her shoes, make lunch as well as a meal for her neighbor and friend Giles (Richard Jenkins), and then catch the bus to work.

Her life takes a turn when she and Zelda are called into a room to clean up a bloody mess created by “the asset” (Doug Jones), at least that’s what the scientists and government officials are calling it. The asset is a scaled creature from South Africa that now resides in a water tank against its will. Elisa is drawn to the creature, maybe because she too is an outsider in the world that she lives in. She forms a bond with the creature that feels more like love than friendship. But her days of sharing hard-boiled eggs for lunch and listening to her vinyl record player are numbered; the very fate of the creature is on the line.

Writer and director Guillermo Del Toro’s (Pan’s Labyrinth, Hellboy, Pacific Rim) latest offering is visually intriguing as an everyday woman finds her fairy tale—with some bloody scenes mixed in, of course. (123 min.)

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THREE BILLBOARDS OUTSIDE EBBING, MISSOURI What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Full Price Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Fair Oaks, Galaxy Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri is one shape-shifter of a movie. Is it a comedy, tragedy, or quest for vengeance, redemption, and catharsis? Director/writer Martin McDonagh (The Guard) manages to convince you it’s all of the above.

We’re dropped late into the aftermath of mother Mildred Hayes’ (Frances McDormand, Hail, Caesar!, Moonrise Kingdom) grief and pain. Months have gone by since her daughter Angela (Kathryn Newton) was viciously raped and murdered while walking home one night in their small town. Still, local law enforcement has made no arrests and doesn’t even have any suspects. While driving down a forgotten road just outside Ebbing, Mildred gets and idea and proceeds to march into town and pay for three billboards in a row painted red with big black letters that say “Raped while dying,” “And still no arrests?” and “How come, Chief Willoughby?”

The writing is impeccably sharp, with searing lines thrown in at the most emotionally potent moments, and yet, there are so many laughout-loud moments, too, in this film that deals rather heavily in anger and sorrow. The acting

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is superb, particularly performances from McDormand, who plays Mildred as hardened and determined to find justice, and Harrelson as the seemingly hick police chief creates so much nuance and depth for his character. And yet, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri requires being OK with swallowing a hefty dose of imaginative realism. (115 min.)

—Ryah Cooley

12 STRONG

What’s it rated? PG What’s it worth? Matinee Where’s it showing? Stadium 10, Galaxy Producer Jerry Bruckheimer (Armageddon, Pearl Harbor, Black Hawk Down) is known for backing big, bombastic films, but director Nicolai Fuglsig’s 12 Strong isn’t quite as obnoxious as many of Bruckheimer’s previous movies. Instead, this film adaptation of Doug Stanton’s book, Horse Soldiers, about the true story of a Special Forces team that joins Afghanistan’s Northern Alliance in the war against the Taliban, allows viewers to breathe a little between explosions.

In fact, it begins rather quietly by establishing the family lives of the various soldiers, especially Capt. Mitch Nelson (Chris Hemsworth) and his second in command Hal Spencer (Michael Shannon). They think their warrior days are behind them, but then 9/11 occurs, and suddenly they find their 12-man squad chosen to be the

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to go to Stanford to study creative writing.

But Shaun’s family—his manic and alcoholic mother, Cindy (Catherine O’Hara), selfish and workaholic father, Bud (John Lithgow), and deadbeat stoned brother, Lance (Jack Black)—don’t understand his vision and they inadvertently sabotage his efforts at seemingly every turn.

Praying that Stanford can be his ticket out of this misery, Shaun gets rejected from the school because his aloof college counselor When? 2002 (an amazing cameo appearance by Lily Tomlin) What’s it rated? PG-13 sent Stanford the wrong transcript. Beside Where’s it available? Streaming on HBO himself and fearing he’ll be forever tied down by his family’s insanity, Shaun makes a road elieve it or not, this quirky MTV Films trip north to the campus in an attempt to meet comedy about an aspiring writer, Shaun with the dean of admissions and learns some Brumder (Colin Hanks), trying to get into unexpected life lessons along the way.

Stanford to escape his dysfunctional Orange Written by Mike White (School of Rock, County family was the defining movie of my Enlightened), Orange County is a great and childhood. hilarious movie not in the least for the typical While it had a low-key release and is teen flick silliness it provides. There’s a deeper less known to the masses, my friends and humor not found in comparable movies, one I walked around in middle school on a daily that’s based on the realness of the characters, basis gleefully reciting lines from Orange their imperfections, and how Shaun navigates County. But you don’t have to be a 12-year-old it all. White does that while also weaving to enjoy it. There are so many hilarious lines together scene after scene, social disaster and characters, and it’s a true coming-of-age after social disaster that make you laugh ’til tale—but in a subversive, non-corny way. you cry—I did, at least.

A beach bum and surfer, Shaun Brumder I recently watched the movie again with was just another apathetic Orange County my cousin when he visited for the first time in teen until he picked up a novel lying in the years. We started re-enacting the scenes all sand by Marcus Skinner, a fictional author over again. It’s worth a watch, if you haven’t and Stanford University faculty member. The had the pleasure. (81 min.) Δ —Peter Johnson book changed his life and planted a dream

first American forces set loose in Afghanistan.

Their mission is to join up with local warlord Gen. Dostrum (Navid Negahban), a fierce warrior with a grudge against Taliban leader Mullah Razzan (Numan Acar). Their endeavor is complicated by the fact that the so-called Northern Alliance isn’t much of an alliance, and Gen. Dostrum and his warlord counterparts are as likely to fight each other as their shared enemy the Taliban.

What 12 Strong depicts is one of the U.S.’s most amazing and unlikely military victories. The film’s not interested in the larger ramifications of war. In fact, it barely touches on the psychological consequences of combat, and it’s certainly not interested in the pros and cons of American neo-colonialism and “nation building.”

However, if you want to see some heroic Green Berets get some much-deserved payback for 9/11, strap in and take the ride. (130 min.)

—Glen Starkey

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BY KAREN GARCIA PHOTOS BY KAREN GARCIA

Stumbling on new experiences Smack in between the Central Coast and Southern California are the delights of sunny Ventura County

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rowing up in Los Angeles County, I was raised in a small city that’s connected to so many others. So I like to say that I grew up in Harbor City, Torrance, Lomita, and Redondo Beach.

When I was around 7 years old, my mother frequently drove me to museums like The Getty and the La Brea Tar Pits.

As a teenager and later a community college student, I pranced around the heart of LA.

LA County has been very good to me over the years, but I wanted a change of venue. After wrapping up my two years of community college, life took me to Cal Poly in San Luis Obispo. To be honest I love both for different reasons, and I like to think I have the best of both worlds.

When I do visit home, I always drive through Ventura County but I never really thought much of it. I can’t see much

VIEWS The streets of downtown Ventura are busy with cars and tourists, but the vibe is still very calm and inviting.

Sun and surf

Looking for a rad spot for a day trip or weekend adventure? Check out Ventura County with its sandy beaches, thrift shops, restaurants, and breweries.

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from Highway 101 so I wasn’t sure what the area had to offer. Time to explore!

On a chilly Saturday in late December, the city of Ventura is jam-packed with cars. But walking down the streets and checking out the various shops along East Main Street is a whole other vibe. The world slows down as I take in the sunny day. There are several thrift shops to choose from, but American Vintage and the ARC Foundation Thrift Store have the most variety at reasonable prices.

There are also plenty of coffee COLD BREWS Walking around Ventura near the houses, shops, restaurants, and pier took us to Topa Topa Brewing Company, which ice cream parlors to choose from. has the best mural of a bear enjoying a cold one.

I wanted vanilla and choose to check out the Ben and Jerry’s. I As the sun goes down I find myself in know I should go local, but come on guys! front of the San Buenaventura City Hall, It’s fresh Ben and Jerry’s. I indulge in the formerly the Ventura County Courthouse. chocolaty goodness of Chocolate Therapy, a In 1969, the courthouse was deemed chocolate ice cream with chocolate cookies seismically unsound. To save it from and swirls of chocolate pudding. I regret demolition, the city of Ventura purchased nothing, folks. it from the county. After three years I manage to venture out to the beach, of planning and another two years of but the real gem was stumbling into restoration, the building opened for city Topa Topa Brewing Company on our business in 1974. Although it’s dark, the way back to the downtown area. This City Hall is lit up beautifully enough to small brewery is tucked between a pizza see its unique architectural designs. place and a surf shop. It has an awesome Overall, Venture is a great coastal city staff and the perfect selection of beers to to enjoy on a quick day trip or weekend wind down the evening. With 10 beers getaway. Δ on tap to choose from, I go with the Chief Peak India Pale Ale. It has just the right Staff Writer Karen Garcia is thinking of amount of hops and hints of grapefruit to satisfy my taste buds. ice cream at kgarcia@newtimesslo.com.

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he neon green school bus is parked on a sleepy residential street in Los Osos, but it would be better suited for a groovy 1970s music festival. There are no seats inside, only racks of budding greenery. Aside from the Green machine edible plants, it carries just two Find Bloom Microgreens at Nature’s Touch passengers. in Templeton, Shine Cafe in Morro Bay, the Both are garden gnomes.

SLO Foods Co-Op, and restaurants from Paso to Pismo. Call (303) 908-4498 for more The rear passenger smiles out the information or email bloommicrogreens@ back window—his cheery cheeks yahoo.com. You can also follow @bloom. bleached white from decades of microgreens on Instagram for updates on UV rays. The front passenger, a pop-ups and stops. fresher, more modern gnome, dons a colorful pointed hat. He lives on the NEXT STOP, FRESH GREENS Kara Strauss, founder and owner of Bloom Microgreens in Los Osos, is the proud owner of SLO dashboard, overlooking the ample wheel County’s first functioning mobile micro-farm. Pictured with the neon green school-bus-turned-micro-farm is her husband and biggest (no power steering in this vintage baby). supporter, Adam, who found the green machine on Craigslist.

Day and night, the magical guards PHOTO COURTESY OF BLOOM MICROGREENS PHOTOS BY HAYLEY THOMAS CAIN watch over precious cargo: Rows of tender micro greens bound for chefs’ kitchens and local dinner tables across the region.

Welcome to SLO County’s first ever “mobile micro farm.”

If you haven’t already gathered: It’s a whole new world.

Bloom Microgreens wasn’t always so mobile or so quirky. Kara Strauss and her husband, Adam, once owned two traditional greenhouses—about 6,000 square feet of growing space—on Clark Valley Road in Los Osos.

More recently, they moved across the street to a new property and expanded the operation to 8,000 square feet of vertical farming. Chefs and markets and restaurants continued to clamor for the zesty baby arugula, spicy radish, and crunchy bean sprouts, among dozens more varieties of delicious, nutritious greenery.

Things were going great. Well, aside MACRO FRESH Bloom from the fact that the larger property Microgreens’ new Bloom surrounding the greenhouses had a way MicroFarm will deliver freshof attracting plenty of hungry rodents. cut and living microgreens to As Kara tells me, mice are quite partial the region thanks to a little PROTECTOR OF GREENS Garden to basil. help from their friends. gnomes keep a watchful eye on SLO “We found the first garden gnome out in County’s first ever “mobile micro farm.” a field on the property, and he looked like he was lost and needed a home. So, we brought greens. Customers will also now have the to cut overhead costs and simplify its days later, we got the idea.” him in to protect our greens,” she says. “He operation. Solar power will grace the roof ability to pick up “living trays” that are Instead of calling it quits and finding was the protector of the basil greens before in the future. completely biodegradable. a tricked-out van to travel the country he became the protector of this bus.”

Kara is excited about the possibility of It’s a cool idea, but it wouldn’t have in, Adam suggested, “Why not put the We’re standing outside the “green showing up at local events and wineries, happened without a little strife to shake business inside a van?” machine,” and the afternoon sun is too. Educational shindigs and tastings things up.

Well, “a van” quickly became “a bus” steadily sinking into the sea on this are all on the roster.

The big problem was this: The property when Adam found the 1978 Gillig on balmy Los Osos day.

“As Bloom flourished in tandem with they farmed was sold this past fall, Craigslist.

The bus is now a simple all-over bright the Central Coast’s incredible growth and rent went through the roof due to “I took a bus to San Jose, hopped a green color, but it will soon be emblazoned and exploding restaurant scene over lucrative marijuana growers moving in. train to Fremont, then Ubered to this with the farm’s logo as well as the names of the last 10 years, we realized a radical It was only this past December when guy’s house,” Adam says. “It was a fun local sponsors, who helped get the hulking change was necessary to keep pace,” the the couple struggled with how they drive home.” vehicle back on the road (The Tire Store farmer adds. “A static, traditional model might afford to keep their greenhouses The refurbished bus can now hold donated tires; Empire Electric can be wouldn’t meet demand forever. We needed fl ourishing. more than 400 growing trays, essentially credited for those nifty interior grow racks). something fluid, something that allowed “I was totally defeated, I was totally compacting what was once 8,000 square In the coming months, you’ll see the bus us to serve more people; something that done and in a funk. The new place offered feet of growing space into a 38-foot-long acting much like a food truck: stopping was able to reach further and on a more us so much more room to grow. I thought farm on wheels. Sure, the bus gets 11 at pre-scheduled areas across the region personal level.” maybe we should sell the business,” Kara miles to the gallon on a good day, but where the public can easily swing by and FLAVOR continued page 46 says of that stressful time. “Then, two it has also allowed Bloom Microgreens purchase all manner of fresh-cut micro

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That terroir? Way beachy. Stolo is one of the closest vineyards to the coast in all of California, at less than 3 miles from the Pacific Ocean! Learn more about this cool locale at stolofamilyvineyards.com … Speaking of coastal wines, BlendFest uncorks along Highway 1’s Coastal Discovery Route this Feb. 9 to 11. Slip behind the locked gates of the Hearst Property in Old San Simeon Village, FLAVOR continued page 47

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The event kicks off at the Central Coast Veterans Memorial building at 801 Grand Ave. in SLO. For more info, visit the event page on Facebook. ∆ Hayley Thomas Cain is always shouting “Heck!” at the least appropriate times.

You can send bites and news nibbles to hthomas@newtimesslo.com.

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Three Stacks and a Rock Brewing Co. isn’t just interested in making its beer “good.” The brewery wants to showcase a unique experience so small it’s actually mighty. That’s why Three Stacks is the region’s only “nano brewery,” producing in batches of just three barrels or less.

You can also order up guest tap goodies— including local brews, cider, or wine—and snacks like sliders, sausages, a prosciutto grilled cheese, and more. If you’re headed to the beach as the weather warms, you’ll want to swing by the brew pub and tasting room and grab a not-so-teeny pint.

These batches may be small, but the beer is plentiful!

Three Stacks and a Rock Brewing is located at 3118 Main St., suite D in Morro Bay. Hours are Thursday from 4 to 9 p.m., Friday from 2 to 9 p.m., Saturday from noon to 9 p.m., Sunday from noon to 5 p.m., and Monday from 3 to 8 p.m.

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FILE NO. 2017-3173 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: FLYTHISSIM TECHNOLOGIES INC, 3534 Empleo, Ste. B, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Flythissim Technologies Inc (PO Box 80952, Lincoln, NE 68501). This business is conducted by A CO Corporation /s/ Flythissim Technologies Inc, Eric Paton, Director of Production.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-28-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, J. Goble, Deputy.

Exp.12-28-22.

Jan. 4, 11, 18, & 25, & February 8, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0006 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/02/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: RG FIELD SERVICES, 1405 Longbranch Ave. Apt. D, Grover Beach, CA 93433.

San Luis Obispo County. Raymond Grieco (1405 Longbranch Ave. Apt. D, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Raymond Grieco, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-02-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy. Exp. 01-02-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0014 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: HEARTSGATE, 3480 S. Higuera, Suite 130, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401.

San Luis Obispo County. Jody Belsher (2606 El Cerrito, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Jody Belsher. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-03-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, J. Goble, Deputy.

Exp. 01-03-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0028 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: EVANS & GERST ANTIQUES, 4111 Bridge Street, Cambria, CA 93428. San Luis Obispo County. James Evans (4111 Bridge Street, Cambria, CA 93428). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ James Evans, Sole Proprietorship. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-03-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, J. Goble, Deputy.

Exp. 01-03-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0031 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/29/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SEARCHCALISTINGS.COM, 214 E. Branch St., Suite B, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County.

Justin Hardin Stearns (504 Via La Barranca, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Justin Hardin Stearns, Broker/ Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-04-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 01-04-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0058 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: NORDIC BUILDERS, 2467 Tierra Dr., Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County.

Nordic Builders & Associates, Inc. (2467 Tierra Dr., Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Nordic Builders & Associates, Inc., Jim Randeen, President.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-08-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, R. Parashis, Deputy. Exp. 01-08-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0065 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THE WEATHERMAN HEATING AND AIR, 645 Funston Ave., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401.

San Luis Obispo County. Robert Allen Iverson (645 Funston Ave., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/Robert Allen Iverson.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-08-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Currens, Deputy.

Exp. 01-08-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0085 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: NITE CREAMERY, 570 Higuera St., Suite 103, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Vo Chi Truong, Norma E. Truong (4380 Kapalua Dr., Santa Maria, CA 93454). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Vo Truong, Owner.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-09-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy.

Exp. 01-09-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0071 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/09/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: 11TH STREET STUDIO, 796 Serpa Ranch Rd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Christopher William Walstad, Kate Marita Walstad (796 Serpa Ranch Rd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Christopher William Walstad, Husband/Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-09-18.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 01-09-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0075 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BAYWOOD DRIFT STUDIO, 1269 3rd St., Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. CEO Baywood Drift Studio, LLC (1178 2nd St., Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ CEO Baywood Drift Studio, LLC, Jan Brink, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-09-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 01-09-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0076 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: VILLAGE ANTIQUES, 126A E. Branch St., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Virginia Taylor (2160 Beach St., Oceano, CA 93445). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Virginia Taylor. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-09-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy.

Exp. 01-09-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0082 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2012) New Filing The following person is doing business as: WORKINGMAN’S BREAD, 8111 Dos Canadas Rd., Santa Maria, CA 93454. San Luis Obispo County. Workingman’s Bread, LLC (8111 Dos Canadas Rd., Santa Maria, CA 93454).

This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Workingman’s Bread, LLC, Maria Theresa Risden, Manager.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-09-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy. Exp. 01-09-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0090 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: DONATION STATION, 2923 S. Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Costcar Inc (43 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA California /s/ Costcar Inc, Michael McCarthy, President.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-10-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 01-10-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0091 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CURTIS CUSTOM SERVICES, 1449 Eureka Lane, Templeton, CA 93465. San Luis Obispo County. Curtis Custom Services (1449 Eureka Lane, Templeton, CA 93465). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Curtis Custom Services, Whitney Curtis, President.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-10-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, A. McCormick, Deputy. Exp. 01-10-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0092 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: WHIT’S-TURN TREE CARE, 1449 Eureka Lane, Templeton, CA 93465. San Luis Obispo County. K.W. Curtis Enterprises, Inc. (1449 Eureka Lane, Templeton, CA 93465). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ K.W. Curtis Enterprises, Inc., Kassidy Curtis, president.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-10-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, A. McCormick, Deputy. Exp. 01-10-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0097 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/10/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SLAP IT ON TSHIRTS, 1308 22nd St., Oceano, CA 93445. San Luis Obispo County. Daniella Savidge (1308 22nd St., Oceano, CA 93445).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Daniella Savidge.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-10-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy.

Exp. 01-10-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0098 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: MID COAST PROPERTIES, MID COAST REAL ESTATE, MID COAST PROPERTY REPAIRS & MAINTENANCE, 317 S. Main Street, Templeton, CA 93465. San Luis Obispo County. Eagle State Investments, LLC (790 Ashley Lane, Templeton, CA 93465), Above & Beyond Real Estate Services, Inc. (370 Ag Hill Rd., Templeton, CA 93465). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Eagle State Investments, LLC, Jeff Tomlinson, General Partner of Eagle State Investments, LLC. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-10-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy.

Exp. 01-10-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0102 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/11/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: AVERY GREY, 1451 Branch Mill Rd., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Kayla Nicole Martin (1451 Branch Mill Rd., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420), Melissa Marie Morrow (421 San Juanico, Santa Maria, CA 93455). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Kayla Nicole Martin.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-11-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 01-11-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0107 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (04/15/2009) New Filing The following person is doing business as: QUALITY PROFESSIONAL DEVELOPMENT, 1404 14th St., Los Osos, CA 93402.

San Luis Obispo County. Catherine Gentilucci, James Getilucci (1404 14th St., Los Osos, CA 93402).

This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Catherine Gentilucci. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-11-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, J. Goble, Deputy.

Exp. 01-11-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0111 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2000) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SM TIRE, 2170 Hutton Road, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Santa Maria Tire, Inc. (2170 Hutton Road, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ SM Tire, Inc., Craig Stephens - President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-11-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 0111-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0112 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (04/08/2003) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SPIDERWEB LOGIC, 772 Woodland Dr., Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County.

Robert John Fuess (772 Woodland Dr., Los Osos, CA 93402).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Robert J Fuess.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-11-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy.

Exp. 01-11-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0114 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: M&M SMOKE SHOP, 7321 El Camino Real, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. M&M Smoke Shop (7321 El Camino Real, Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ M&M Smoke Shop, Mekhail Aloush, Manager.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-11-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, TJ. Blandford, Deputy. Exp. 01-11-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0116 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/28/2004) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CALIFORNIA PROPERTY SERVICES, 1200 Price St., Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. California Property Services of the Central Coast (1200 Price St., Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ California Property Services of the Central Coast, Robert R. Lee President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-11-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Kramos, Deputy.

Exp. 01-11-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0117 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/11/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CALIFORNIA SHORES, 1200 Price St., Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County.

Robert R. Lee (1200 Price St., Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Robert R. Lee, Owner.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-11-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal)Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Kramos, Deputy.

Exp. 01-11-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0120 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/01/2001) New Filing The following person is doing business as: VILLA DEL MAR, 1100 West Grand Ave., Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Gerardo Leon Vazquez (1531 19th Street, Oceano, CA 93445). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Gerardo Vazquez. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-11-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy.

Exp. 01-11-23.

February 8, 15, 22, & March 1, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0123 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: POTTERY COAST, 480 Front St., Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County.

Susan Beckwith Bass (338 N. 6th St., Grover Beach, CA 93433).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Susan Beckwith Bass. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-12-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, I. Diaz, Deputy. Exp. 01-12-23.

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FILE NO. 2018-0137 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/12/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CLEVER NAILS & SPA, 624 W. Teff St., Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County.

Henry Quang Pham, No Thi Nguyen (240 Encio Lane, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Henry Quang Pham. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-16-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy.

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FILE NO. 2018-0140 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: DRAM AGRICULTURAL CONSULTING, 1295 Capitola St., Grover Beach, CA 93433.

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This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Danilu Ramirez.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-16-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Kramos, Deputy.

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FILE NO. 2018-0124 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: VIC, 3591 Sacramento Drive, Suite 104, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Lauren Elizabeth O’Keefe (615 Eman Court, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420), Jade Anne Ruzzo (60 Water Street, Apt. 318, Brooklyn, NY 11201).

This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Lauren O’Keefe. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-12-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 01-12-23.

Jan. 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0130 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: AFFORDABLE HEATING AND COOLING, 1418 Manhattan Ave., Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County.

Justin Andrew Echavarria (1418 Manhattan Ave., Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Justin Echavarria. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-12-18.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 01-12-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0133 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/21/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CALUNICA, 330 Crazy Horse Drive, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Miriam Vanessa Plata (330 Crazy Horse Drive, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Miriam Plata, Owner.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-12-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Kramos, Deputy. Exp. 01-12-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0135 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/23/2003) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ATHLON FITNESS & PERFORMANCE, ATHLON ELITE, 805 Aerovista Place, Suite 104, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Athlon health & Fitness, LLC (805 Aerovista Place, Suite 104, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Athlon Health & Fitness, LLC, Ryan Joiner Managing Memeber. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-12-18.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Kramos, Deputy. Exp. 01-12-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0141 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/25/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: PRO-ACTIVE STAFFING, UNITED STAFFING, USA STAFFING, 505 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401.

San Luis Obispo County. United Staffing Associates, LLC (505 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ United Staffing Associates, LLC, William D. Hills, Secretary. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-16-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, J. Goble, Deputy.

Exp. 01-16-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0144 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/16/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: HONEYCOMB HOME DESIGN, 1465 Shell Beach Road, Pismo Beach, CA 93449.

San Luis Obispo County. Ariana Afshar Lovato (125 Nelson St., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Ariana Afshar Lovato.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-16-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, I. Diaz, Deputy.

Exp. 01-16-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0150 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/01/1992) New Filing The following person is doing business as: MJH, INC, WESTERN INNS, ROSE GARDEN INNSAN LUIS OBISPO, 575 Price St. #209, Pismo Beach, CA 93449.

San Luis Obispo County. MJH, Inc. (575 Price St. #209, Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ MJH, Inc., Kevin Andrew Thornton/ President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 0116-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, I. Diaz, Deputy. Exp. 01-16-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0151 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SLO COASTAL POOL & SPA SERVICES, 955 Laureate Lane, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County.

Gregory R. Guggenmos, Gayne A. Pinto-Guggenmos (955 Laureate Lane, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Greg Guggenmos, Co-owner.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-16-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Kramos, Deputy.

Exp. 01-16-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0170 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/17/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BRAND CREATIVE, 931 E. Grand Ave., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Crockett Todd Justin (1727 Longbranch Ave., Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Justin Crockett.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-17-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, D. Chavez, Deputy.

Exp. 01-17-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0179 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2015) New Filing The following person is doing business as: MITCH’S THRIFT, 1512 Newport St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Mitchell Simmons (1512 Newport St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Mitchell Simmons. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-18-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy.

Exp. 01-18-23.

February 8, 15, 22, & March 1, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS

FILE NO. 2018-0181 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/20/1994) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ROOTAMENTAL, 2899 McMillan Avenue, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Scott Kam (1543 Morro St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Scott Kam. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-18-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, J. Goble, Deputy.

Exp. 01-18-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0154 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/16/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: AFFORDABLE SERVICES, 9182 Arvine Court, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. Levanway Sarah (9182 Arvine Court, Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Sarah B. Levanway. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-16-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, D. Chavez, Deputy.

Exp. 01-16-23.

February 8, 15, 22, & March 1, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0171 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/17/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: KAORI PHOTO, 170 Casa St., Unit C, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Kaori Funahashi (170 Casa St., Unit C, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Kaori Funahashi, Owner.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-17-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Kramos, Deputy.

Exp. 01-17-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0155 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/1998) New Filing The following person is doing business as: RGC BUILDING AND DESIGN, 280 San Miguel St., Avila Beach, CA 93424. San Luis Obispo County. Rob Andrew Gantenbein (160 Easter St., Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Rob Andrew Gantenbein.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-16-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, J. Goble, Deputy.

Exp. 01-16-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0174 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: WIZARD OF WAXING, 1166 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Hugo Rosete (1708 Spooner Dr., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Hugo Rosete. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-17-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, J. Goble, Deputy.

Exp. 01-17-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0156 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SHUTTER PROS DESIGNER WINDOW COVERINGS, 345 Branch St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Andrew Barret Lakin (345 Branch St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Andrew Lakin. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-16-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy.

Exp. 01-16-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0157 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/17/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: HAHA SUSHI & GRILL, 1065 Olive St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. HaHa Family Inc. (1065 Olive St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ HaHa Family Inc., Zhao Hua CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-17-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy.

Exp. 01-17-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FILE NO. 2018-0176 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/18/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: GIBSON ACCOUNTING SERVICES, 1420 Verde Canyon Road, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Melissa Cady Gibson (1420 Verde Canyon Road, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Melissa Cady Gibson, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-18-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy.

Exp. 01-18-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0178 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/01/2000) New Filing The following person is doing business as: AT CREATIVE, DARCY DESIGNS, 898 Harrier Lane, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Darcy Lynn Ryan (898 Harrier Lane, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Darcy Ryan. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-18-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy.

Exp. 01-18-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0183 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: VINTAGE REAL ESTATE, VINTAGE REAL ESTATE CENTRAL COAST, 1035 Maybelle Court, Oceano, CA 93445.

San Luis Obispo County. Vintage Affairs LLC. (1035 Maybelle Court, Oceano, CA 93445). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Vintage Affairs LLC., Angela Smith, Owner/Broker. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-18-18.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 01-18-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0187 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: KELLER FINANCIAL SERVICES, 137 Village Circle, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Samuel Keller (137 Village Circle, Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Samuel Keller. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-18-18.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 01-18-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0188 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/26/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THE LENS, 872 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Yellow Glass Media Syndicate Inc. (872 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A DE Corporation /s/ Yellow Glass Media Syndicate Inc., Daniel HornettPresident. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-18-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, D. Chavez, Deputy.

Exp. 01-18-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0191 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2001) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ROSA’S BOUTIQUE, 535 Five Cities Dr., Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Shannon MacMillan (350 Grace Lance, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420), Helen Kunkel (186 Via Bandolero, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420).

This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Shannon MacMillan. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-18-18.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 01-18-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0197 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: T LOCK, 931 W. Foothill BL., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Mark Stephen Vandyke (931 W. Foothill BL., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Mark Vandyke, Owner.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-19-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 01-19-23.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0200 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/05/2015) New Filing The following person is doing business as: RESTORATION PACKAGING, 872 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401.

San Luis Obispo County. Reduce. Reuse. Grow. (872 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Reduce. Reuse. Grow., Alex Henige, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 0119-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 01-19-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0209 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: WILD BLOOM, 1330 Van Beurden Drive Suite 103, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Greener Environments, Inc. (1330 Van Beurden Drive Suite 103, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Greener Environments, Inc., Luke HuskeyPresident. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-19-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 01-19-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0211 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/05/2009) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CAPITOL COAST, 11708 Sinnard Lane, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. Eric Brandon Wooten (11708 Sinnard Lane, Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Eric Wooten. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-19-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, TJ. Blandford, Deputy. Exp. 01-19-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0219 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/18/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CREATIONS BY MICHELLE, 466 Calle Carman, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Michelle Elizabeth Ralston (466 Calle Carman, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Michelle E. Ralston, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-22-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, A. Bautista, Deputy.

Exp. 01-22-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0230 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/22/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: KAYSO GRILLED CHEESE, 250 Beckett Place, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Darley Sousa Silva, Susan Dawn Peralta (250 Beckett Place, Grover Beach, CA 93433), Anthony Michael Swigert (167 Le Point Terrace, Arroyo Grande, CA 934320). This business is conducted by A Joint Venture /s/ Susan Peralta, General Partner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-22-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy. Exp. 01-22-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0234 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: MIKE’S MOBILE REPAIR AND SERVICE, 1352 20th Court, Oceano, CA 93445. San Luis Obispo County. Michael Ross Baker (1352 20th Court, Oceano, CA 93445). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Michael Ross Baker. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-22-18.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, J. Goble, Deputy.

Exp. 01-22-23.

February 8, 15, 22, & March 1, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0235 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/08/2013) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CENTURION PRIVATE SECURITY, 895 Napa Avenue, Suite A-2, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County.

Eric James Morgan (461 Hillview Street, Morro Bay, CA 93442), Larry Edward Pence (895 Napa Avenue, Suite A-2, Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by A Limited Liability Partnership /s/ Eric James Morgan.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-22-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 01-22-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0237 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/22/2003) New Filing The following person is doing business as: AUTHORIZED PEST CONTROL, 508 E. Grand Ave, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Debra C. Klosinski (2531 Cienaga St., Space #49, Oceano, CA 93445).

This business is conducted by An Indiviual /s/ Debra Klosinski.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-22-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 01-22-23.

February 8, 15, 22, & March 1, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0250 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/02/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: MID STATE COASTAL PROPERTIES, 865 Charles St., Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County.

Mid State Properties Inc. (865 Charles St., Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Mid State Properties Inc., Shannon Martin, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-23-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 01-23-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0238 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/22/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: JK LANDSCAPE MAINTENANCE, 8691 Martinez Drive, San Miguel, CA 93451.

San Luis Obispo County. Jason G. Keogh (8691 Martinez Drive, San Miguel, CA 93451). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Jason Keogh. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-22-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 01-22-23.

February 8, 15, 22, & March 1, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0240 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/22/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: AUTO GLASS EXPERTS 805, 753 Petersen Ranch Rd., Templeton, CA 93465. San Luis Obispo County. Guillermo Majano (753 Petersen Ranch Rd., Templeton, CA 93465). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Guillermo Majano, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-22-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy.

Exp. 01-22-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0241 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BILL GAINES CONSTRUCTION, 840 Unit A Capitolio Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County.

Bill Gaines Audio, Inc. (840 Unit A Capitolio Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Bill Gaines Audio, Inc., Corey E. Lindsey, Secretary. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-22-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy. Exp. 01-22-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0242 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/15/2011) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ON THE GREEN LANDSCAPE, ONTHEGREEN, 3650 S. Higuera, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Matthew Roaland Betts (1352 Pismo St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Matthew R. Betts, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-22-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, TJ. Blandford, Deputy.

Exp. 01-22-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0256 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/29/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: HOLLAND INN & SUITES, 2630 Main St., Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Rays Ranat, Inc. (2630 Main St., Morro Bay, CA 93442).

This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Rays Ranat, Inc., Ashish R. Ranat, President.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-23-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, TJ. Blandford, Deputy. Exp. 01-23-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0262 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BMA MECHANICAL+, MOSAIC VISUALIZATION SERVICES, 100 Cross Street, Suite 204, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Brummel, Myrick and Associates Inc. (100 Cross Street, Suite 204, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Brummel, Myrick and Associates Inc., Brandon Rodgers, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-24-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 01-24-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0268 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/09/2007) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SUBWAY, 3240 Broad St. #100, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Amarjit Kaur (421 Valley Dairy Rd., Buellton, CA 93427).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Satwinder Singh.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-24-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 01-24-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0258 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: IWERKS CONSTRUCTION COMPANY, 504 Ide Street, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County.

David Casey Iwerks, Jessica Rae Iwerks (504 Ide Street, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Jessica Iwerks. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-23-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy. Exp. 01-23-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

NAME STATEMENT

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS

FILE NO. 2018-0270 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: WILLOW, WILLOW MARKET LLC, 2131 Price Street, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Willow Market, LLC (1050 Willow Rd., Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Willow Market, LLC, Jennifer Morse - CFO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-24-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 01-24-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS

FILE NO. 2018-0260 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/23/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: IRA’S BIKE SHOP, 107 Bridge St., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Juan Daniel Martinez (1906 Huasna Rd., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Juan Daniel Martinez.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-24-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy.

Exp. 01-24-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0261 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/31/1969) New Filing The following person is doing business as: WILLIAMS BROS REALTY, 928 Anna Circle, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. David Lowlan Williams (928 Anna Circle, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ David Lowlan Williams. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-24-18.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, J. Goble, Deputy.

Exp. 01-24-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0271 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: LUCENOTE, 420 Chiswick Way, Cambria, CA 93428. San Luis Obispo County.

Mary Maloney (420 Chiswick Way, Cambria, CA 93428). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Mary Maloney, Owner.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-24-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy. Exp. 01-24-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0277 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/25/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THE BEAUTY MARK, 177 Mary Ave., Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County.

Selina Neoma Quiroga (371 West Tefft, Nipomo, CA 93444).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Selina Quiroga.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-25-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 01-25-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0278 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/25/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ALPHA OMEGA COLLECTIVE, AOC, 4910 Edna Road, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Phase 2 Cellars, LLC (4910 Edna Road, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401).

This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Phase 2 Cellars, LLC, Carla S. Willey, CFO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-25-18.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 01-25-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0293 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: MCPRICE MYERS VACATION RENTALS, 3525 Adelaida Rd., Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Belle Terre, LLC (3525 Adelaida Rd., Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Belle Terre, LLC, McPrice Myers, President.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-26-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, TJ. Blandford, Deputy. Exp. 01-26-23.

February 8, 15, 22, & March 1, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0283 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THE BARBER SLO, 2030 Parker St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. The Barber SLO (1156 Ella St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ The Barber SLO, Mark Ramirez, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-25-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy.

Exp. 01-25-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0294 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: GET REAL! ORGANIC VEGGIES, GROVEGGIES, 330 Verbena St., Nipomo, CA 93444.

San Luis Obispo County. Steve LaPolla (330 Verbena St., Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Steve Lapolla. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-26-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, TJ. Blandford, Deputy. Exp. 01-26-23.

February 8, 15, 22, & March 1, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-0284 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THE BARBER SLO, 325 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. The Barber SLO (325 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ The Barber SLO, Mark Ramirez, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-25-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Bolden, Deputy.

Exp. 01-25-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0285 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/03/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: LONGBRANCH SALOON, 6258 Webster Road, Creston, CA 93432. San Luis Obispo County. Retat, LLC (5335 Calf Canyon Highway, Santa Margarita, CA 93453).

This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Retat, LLC, Brian Pritt, Manager.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-25-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, TJ. Blandford, Deputy. Exp. 01-25-23.

February 8, 15, 22, & March 1, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0289 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/25/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BERGANTZ CONSTRUCTION, 6211 Monte Rd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Aaron Michael Bergantz (6211 Monte Rd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Aaron Bergantz, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-25-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, TJ. Blandford, Deputy. Exp. 01-25-23.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0296 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ESTERO BAY BIRTH SERVICES, 2149 Del Norte St., Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Marianne Christina Ortiz-Lytle (2149 Del Norte St., Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Marianne Ortiz-Lytle.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-26-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy.

Exp. 01-26-23.

February 8, 15, 22, & March 1, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0299 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2015) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SEABRIGHT CONSTRUCTION & PLUMBING, 926 Magnolia Dr., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County.

Michael Leonard Amenta, Angela Dawn Amenta (926 Magnolia Dr., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420).

This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Michael L. Amenta. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-26-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy.

Exp. 01-26-23.

February 8, 15, 22, & March 1, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0302 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/29/2006) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SHIP SHAPE RV REPAIR, 839 Rizal Ave., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Silvia Sarah Herrera, Denise Herrera (839 Rizal Ave., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420).

This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Denise Herrera. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-29-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, TJ. Blandford, Deputy. Exp. 01-29-23.

February 8, 15, 22, & March 1, 2018

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NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: CHARLEENE ANN DEXTER AkA CHARLEENE A. DEXTER AkA CHARLEENE DEXTER CASE NUMBER: 18PR - 0025

FILE NO. 2018-0320 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (04/18/2013) New Filing The following person is doing business as: LAGUNA SMOKES, 11560 Los Osos Valley Rd., STE 280, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Lee & Yang Enterprise Inc. (11560 Los Osos Valley Rd., STE 280, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Lee & Yang Enterprise Inc., Bong Hwa Lee, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-29-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 01-29-23.

February 8, 15, 22, & March 1, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0329 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/30/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ARTISAN BUILDERS, 2557 Paul Place, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Todd Michael McKinley(2557 Paul Place, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Todd McKinley, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-30-18.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 01-30-23.

February 8, 15, 22, & March 1, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0330 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/17/2012) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BELLA FIORE EVENTS AND FLORAL DESIGN, 1480 Akron Rd., Templeton, CA 93465. San Luis Obispo County. Theresa Marie Clark, Evan Campbell Clark (1480 Akron Rd., Templeton, CA 93465).

This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Evan Clark, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-30-18.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, S. Kramos, Deputy. Exp. 01-30-23.

February 8, 15, 22, & March 1, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0345 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/26/2004) New Filing The following person is doing business as: DEBRA M. BRIESACHER CONSULTING, 1036 Leff Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County.

Debra Marie Briesacher (1036 Leff Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Debra M. Briesacher, Owner.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-31-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 01-31-23.

February 8, 15, 22, & March 1, 2018

PUBLIC NOTICE NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that on Tuesday, February 20, 2018 at 5:30 p.m., the Pismo Beach City Council will hold a regular meeting at City Hall, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach California in the Council Chamber, during which it will consider the following: Address: Citywide Applicant: City of Pismo Beach Description: Introduction of an Ordinance of the City Council of the City of Pismo Beach adding Chapter 12.36.040: Pavement Cut Moratorium, to Title 12 Streets, Sidewalks and Public Places, of the City of Pismo Beach Municipal Code.

You have a right to comment on this item and its effect on our community. Interested persons are invited to appear at the meeting or otherwise express their views and opinions regarding the proposed item. An opportunity will be presented during the agenda item for verbal comments.

Written comments are also welcomed at the meeting or prior to the meeting. Written comments prepared prior to the meeting may be submitted to the City Clerk’s Office by mail or hand-delivery at 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA 93449, by fax at (805) 773-7006, or by email at einderlied@ pismobeach.org.

Staff reports and other information related to this project is available for public review at the City Clerk’s Office, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA. The meeting agenda and staff report will be available no later than the Thursday before the meeting and may be obtained at City Hall or by visiting www.pismobeach.org. The Council meeting will be televised live on Charter Cable Channel 20 and streamed on the City’s website.

Further information on the above items may be obtained from or viewed at the City Clerk’s Office at City Hall, or by telephone at (805) 773-4657, or by emailing Erica Inderlied, City Clerk, at einderlied@pismobeach.org.

Erica Inderlied City Clerk February 8, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-0346 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/31/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: LEE BONSAI, 248 Buckhorn Rd., Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County.

Jeremiah Lee (248 Buckhorn Rd., Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Jeremiah Lee. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-31-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, J. Goble, Deputy.

Exp. 01-31-23.

February 8, 15, 22, & March 1, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0352 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: LA AUSCHELL, 530 Camino Mercado Suite-572, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Kimberly Wayne Handley (935 Berkeley St., Santa Monica, CA 90403).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Kimberly Handley.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-01-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 02-01-23.

February 8, 15, 22, & March 1, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0355 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: PARAKLETOS UNITE, 1350 Vista Del Lago, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Cami June Statler (1350 Vista Del Lago, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Cami Statler.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-01-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, JF. Brown, Deputy.

Exp. 02-01-23.

February 8, 15, 22, & March 1, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0359 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/30/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: PAUL’S PRECISION PAINTING CENTRAL COAST, 199 Butte Dr., Los Osos, CA 93402.

San Luis Obispo County. Paul Latorella (199 Butte Dr., Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Paul Latorella. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-01-18.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 02-01-23.

February 8, 15, 22, & March 1, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-0372 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ALL GOOD, 1140 Market Avenue, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County.

Elemental Herbs, Inc. (14566 Toleman Rd., Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Elemental Herbs, Inc., Caroline Duell-CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-02-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong.

County Clerk, D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 02-02-23.

February 8, 15, 22, & March 1, 2018

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: CHARLEENE ANN DEXTER aka CHARLEENE A. DEXTER aka CHARLEENE DEXTER A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by FRANK L. DELEISSIGUES in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo.

The Petition for Probate requests that FRANK L. DELEISSIGUES be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent.

THE PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for examination in the file kept by the court.

THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority.

A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: APRIL 3, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney.

IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor.

You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law.

YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk.

Attorney for Petitioner: Michael J. Morris Of Andre, Morris & Buttery 1102 Laurel Lane San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 February 8, 15, & 22, 2018

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: DARLENE A. ROTTA AMENDED CASE NUMBER: 18PR - 0023

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: DARLENE A. ROTTA A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by JEAN D. ROTTA in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo.

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The Petition for Probate requests that JEAN D. ROTTA be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent.

THE PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for examination in the file kept by the court.

THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority.

A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: MARCH 6, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney.

IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code.

Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law.

YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk.

Attorney for Petitioner: Michael J. Morris 1102 Laurel Lane San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: TERRY POPOVICH CASE NUMBER: 17PR - 0321

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: TERRY POPOVICH A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by TRENT POPOVICH in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo.

The Petition for Probate requests that TRENT POPOVICH be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent.

THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority.

A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: April 24, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and

state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney.

IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law.

YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk.

Attorney for Petitioner: Patrick Sparks 785 Quintana Rd. PMB 135 Morro Bay, CA 93442 February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: WILLIAM E. BURRISS AkA BILL BURRISS CASE NUMBER: 18PR - 0011

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: WILLIAM E. BURRISS aka BILL BURRISS A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by RANDI MONTGOMERY in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo.

The Petition for Probate requests that CRISTINA ARONSOHN be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent.

THE PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for examination in the file kept by the court.

THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority.

A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: MARCH 23, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 8, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney.

IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law.

YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk.

Attorney for Petitioner: Scott W. Wall 1102 Laurel Lane San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

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NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE

Notice is hereby given that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property pursuant to Sections 21700-21716 of the Business & Professions Code, Section 2328 of the UCC. Section 535 of the Penal Code and provisions of the Civil Code.

The undersigned will sell at a public sale by competitive bidding on the 16th day of February, 2018, at 10:00 a.m. by Hitchin’ Post Auctioneers (805) 434-1770, Bond # MS879-23-57 on the premises where said property has been stored and which are located at: Traffic Way Storage, 5395 Traffic Way, Atascadero, CA 93422 County of San Luis Obispo, State of California, the following: Leeann Galvez Clothes, misc boxes/totes Arthur Gentry Clothes, skateboard, misc totes, power wheel, stroller, misc household, shop vac, Gaetano Orlando Power saw, power tools, weed whacker, clothes, yard tools, furniture, boxes Ben Sepulveda Furniture, TV, hutch, tool box, washer/dryer, refrigerator, misc boxes Carolyn Sickels Couch, furniture, dressers, toys, TV, mattress, fishing poles, misc totes Debra Wilbur Tool boxes, furniture, toys, RC cars, train set, TVs, totes/boxes, table February 1, 8, 2018

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE

Notice is hereby given that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property pursuant to Sections 21700-21716 of the Business & Professions Code, Section 2328 of the UCC. Section 535 of the Penal Code and provisions of the Civil Code.

The undersigned will sell at a public sale by competitive bidding on the 16th day of February, 2018 at 11:00 a.m. by Hitchin’ Post Auctioneers (805) 434-1770, Bond # MS879-23-57 on the premises where said property has been stored and which are located at: Downtown Mini Storage, 9200 El Camino Real, Atascadero, CA 93422 County of San Luis Obispo, State of California, the following Ashley Avery Huffy bike, vacuum, boxes, TV, file cabinet Patricia Alkana TV, washer/dryer, totes/boxes, household, furniture Maria Celedon Guitar, vase, misc household, boxes Veronica Cook Kid toys, kid clothes, toy box, books Jennifer Crawford TV, washer/dryer, utility cart, tools, twin trundle bed, misc household Matthew Eliott Commercial & residential appliances, refrigerators, washer/dryers, dishwashers, compactors, tools, parts Blanka Gonzalez Dining chairs/table, skateboard, clothes, baby items Regina McDonald Mattress & box spring, totes/ boxes, household, TV, furniture, high chair, table Emanuel Nistor Suitcases, misc boxes, clothes, dolly Judy Romo Vacuum, pallet furniture, light, suitcases, clothes Angela Spence Totes, household, vacuum February 1, 8, 2018

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NOTICE OF SALE OF REAL PROPERTY AT PRIVATE SALE (PROBATE CODE SECTIONS 10300 & 10304) SUPERIOR COURT OF CALIFORNIA, COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO CASE NO. 17PR-0090 IN THE MATTER OF THE CONSERVATORSHIP OF ALYSSA GILMER, CONSERVATEE.

Date: February 23, 2018; Time: 9:00 a.m.; Dept.: 8; Address of Court: Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT, subject to confirmation by this court, on February 23, 2018 at 9:00 a.m., or thereafter within the time allowed by law, Debra Trout, Conservator of the estate of ALYSSA GILMER, Conservatee (“Seller”), will sell at private sale to the highest and best net bidder on the terms and conditions stated below, all right, title and interest of Conservatee, in the real property located in the County of San Luis Obispo, State of California.

PROPERTY TO BE SOLD This property is commonly referred to as 290 Cyclone Street, Nipomo, CA 93444 APN: 092513-009 (the “Property”), and more particularly described as follows: Lot 1 of Tract No. 2393, in the unincorporated area of the County of San Luis Obispo, State of California, according to the map recorded July 27, 2005 in Book 26, Pages 96, 97, 98 and 99 of Maps, in the office of the County Recorder of said County and by Certificate of Correction recorded February 15, 2006 in Instrument No. 2006-010721 of Official Records.

The Property will be sold subject to current taxes, covenants, conditions, restrictions, reservations, rights, rights-of-way, and easements of record.

TERMS OF SALE The sale will be a private sale, subject to confirmation by this court. The sale will not occur prior to completion of publication of this notice. The Seller will make no warranties or representations of title, or of any other matter. The sale will be “as is” with no warranty or representation regarding the condition of the Property or any improvements located on the Property or the Property’s suitability for any purpose. The Property will be sold on the following terms: all cash, as is, including any personal property remaining at the real property at close of escrow.

At least five percent (5%) of the amount offered must accompany the offer by certified or cashier’s check, and the balance must be paid on or before the close of escrow; Escrow to close ten (10) days after confirmation order by the court. Taxes, rents, operating and maintenance expenses, and premiums on insurance acceptable to the purchaser shall be prorated as of the date of confirmation of sale. Examination of title, recording of conveyance, transfer taxes, and any title insurance policy shall be at the expense of the purchaser or purchasers. The Seller reserves the right of refusal to accept any or all offers.

HOW TO MAKE AN OFFER Offers to purchase this Property which conform to this notice are invited. Offers to purchase must be in writing and may be received at the office of: Karen L. Scott, Esq., Attala Law, APC, 1502 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, California 93401, at any time after the first publication of this notice and before a confirmation order by the court.

Attala Law, APC /s/ Karen L. Scott, Esq., Attorney for Conservator Dated: January 29, 2018 /s/ Debra Trout, Petitioner Dated: January 29, 2018 Pub.: February 1, 8, 15, 2018.

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LegaL Notices NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE T.S. NO. 027511-CA APN: 004-774-005

IMPORTANT NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST, DATED 4/7/2005. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER On 3/13/2018 at 11:00 AM, CLEAR RECON CORP., as duly appointed trustee under and pursuant to Deed of Trust recorded 4/18/2005, as Instrument No. 2005030469, of Official Records in the office of the County Recorder of San Luis Obispo County, State of CALIFORNIA executed by: ERIK TRUELSON AND STACI TRUELSON, HUSBAND AND WIFE WILL SELL AT PUBLIC AUCTION TO HIGHEST BIDDER FOR CASH, CASHIER’S CHECK DRAWN ON A STATE OR NATIONAL BANK, A CHECK DRAWN BY A STATE OR FEDERAL CREDIT UNION, OR A CHECK DRAWN BY A STATE OR FEDERAL SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCIATION, SAVINGS ASSOCIATION, OR SAVINGS BANK SPECIFIED IN SECTION 5102 OF THE FINANCIAL CODE AND AUTHORIZED TO DO BUSINESS IN THIS STATE: IN THE BREEZEWAY ADJACENT TO THE COUNTY GENERAL SERVICES BUILDING, 1087 SANTA ROSA STREET, SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA 93408 all right, title and interest conveyed to and now held by it under said Deed of Trust in the property situated in said County and State described as: MORE FULLY DESCRIBED ON SAID DEED OF TRUST The street address and other common designation, if any, of the real property described above is purported to be: 1255 SAN CARLOS DRIVE SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA 934015333 The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address and other common designation, if any, shown herein.

Said sale will be held, but without covenant or warranty, express or implied, regarding title, possession, condition, or encumbrances, including fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee and of the trusts created by said Deed of Trust, to pay the remaining principal sums of the note(s) secured by said Deed of Trust. The total amount of the unpaid balance of the obligation secured by the property to be sold and reasonable estimated costs, expenses and advances at the time of the initial publication of the Notice of Sale is: $510,277.21 If the Trustee is unable to convey title for any reason, the successful bidder’s sole and exclusive remedy shall be the return of monies paid to the Trustee, and the successful bidder shall have no further recourse. The beneficiary under said Deed of Trust heretofore executed and delivered to the undersigned a written Declaration of Default and Demand for Sale, and a written Notice of Default and Election to Sell. The undersigned caused said Notice of Default and Election to Sell to be recorded in the county where the real property is located. NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee,

LegaL Notices beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call (844) 477-7869 or visit this Internet Web site WWW.STOXPOSTING. COM, using the file number assigned to this case 027511-CA. Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. FOR SALES INFORMATION: (844) 477-7869 CLEAR RECON CORP. 4375 Jutland Drive San Diego, California 92117 February 8, 15, & 22, 2018

NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE TSG NO.: 8715705 TS NO.: CA1700281631 FHA/VA/PMI NO.: 0484646682 APN: 092-542-001 PROPERTy AddRESS: 303 MERCURy dRIVE NIPOMO, CA 934448912

YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST, DATED 07/31/2007. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. On 02/14/2018 at 11:00 A.M., First American Title Insurance Company, as duly appointed Trustee under and pursuant to Deed of Trust recorded 07/31/2007, as Instrument No. 2007052167, in book , page , , of Official Records in the office of the County Recorder of SAN LUIS OBISPO County, State of California. Executed by: SERGIO G LOPEZ, A MARRIED MAN, WILL SELL AT PUBLIC AUCTION TO HIGHEST BIDDER FOR CASH, CASHIER’S CHECK/CASH EQUIVALENT or other form of payment authorized by 2924h(b), (Payable at time of sale in lawful money of the United States) In the breezeway adjacent to the County General Services Building, 1087 Santa Rosa Street San Luis Obispo, CA 93408 All right, title and interest conveyed to and now held by it under said Deed of Trust in the property situated in said County and State described as: AS MORE FULLY DESCRIBED IN THE ABOVE MENTIONED DEED OF TRUST APN# 092-542-001 The street address and other common designation, if any, of the real property described above is purported to be: 303 MERCURY DRIVE, NIPOMO, CA 93444-8912 The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address and other common designation, if any, shown herein. Said sale will be made, but without covenant or warranty, expressed or implied, regarding title, possession, or encumbrances, to pay the remaining principal sum of the note(s) secured by said Deed of Trust, with interest thereon, as provided in said note(s), advances, under the terms of said Deed of Trust, fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee and of the trusts created by said Deed of Trust. The total amount of the unpaid balance of the obligation secured by the property to be sold and reasonable estimated costs, expenses and advances at the time of the initial publication of the Notice of Sale is $503,586.38. The beneficiary under said Deed of Trust has deposited all documents evidencing the obligations secured by the Deed of Trust and has declared all sums secured thereby immediately due and payable, and has caused a written Notice of Default and Election to Sell to be executed. The undersigned caused said Notice of Default and Election to Sell to be recorded in the County where the real property is located. NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this prop-

LegaL Notices erty lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call (916)939-0772 or visit this Internet Web http://search. nationwideposting.com/propertySearchTerms.aspx, using the file number assigned to this case CA1700281631 Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. If the sale is set aside for any reason, the Purchaser at the sale shall be entitled only to a return of the deposit paid. The Purchaser shall have no further recourse against the Mortgagor, the Mortgagee or the Mortgagee’s attorney. Date: First American Title Insurance Company 4795 Regent Blvd, Mail Code 1011-F Irving, TX 75063 First American Title Insurance Company MAY BE ACTING AS A DEBT COLLECTOR ATTEMPTING TO COLLECT A DEBT. ANY INFORMATION OBTAINED MAY BE USED FOR THAT PURPOSE FOR TRUSTEES SALE INFORMATION PLEASE CALL (916)939-0772NPP0323944 To: NEW TIMES 01/25/2018, 02/01/2018, 02/08/2018

ORdER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CV-0030

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Melissa Marie Melton filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Melissa Marie Melton to PROPOSED NAME: Melissa Marie Lalanne THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 02/22/2018, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 2 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: January 12, 2018 /s/: Barry T. Labarbera, Judge of the Superior Court January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

LegaL Notices ORdER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CV-0030

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Zachariah Stillwater filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Amethyst Chandra Pattee Stillwater to PROPOSED NAME: Amethyst Surya Chandra Stillwater THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 02/13/2018, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. P2 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 901 Park Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: January 26, 2018 /s/: Linda Hurst, Judge of the Superior Court February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

ORdER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CV-0047

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Rikki Babb filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Brooklyn Ray Uribe to PROPOSED NAME: Brooklyn Ray Babb THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 03/08/2018, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 2 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: January 22, 2018 /s/: Barry T. Labarbera, Judge of the Superior Court February 8, 15, 22, & March 1, 2018

ORdER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CV-0060

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Anthony Michael Mowrey filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Anthony Michael Mowrey to PROPOSED NAME: Anthony Michael Ruehlow THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If

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LegaL Notices no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 03/22/2018, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 2 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 901 Park Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: January 30, 2018 /s/: Barry T. Labarbera, Judge of the Superior Court February 8, 15, 22, & March 1, 2018

ORdER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CV-0070

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Karen Lee Riffenburgh and Matthew Anthony Kirby filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Karen Lee Riffenburgh to PROPOSED NAME: Karen Kalenalee Riffenburgh-Kirby, PRESENT NAME: Aaron Emery Riffenburgh Kirby to PROPOSED NAME: Aaron Emery RiffenburghKirby, PRESENT NAME: Sophia Elizabeth Riffenburgh Kirby to PROPOSED NAME: Sophia Elizabeth Riffenburgh-Kirby THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 03/22/2018, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 2 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: February 1, 2018 /s/: Barry T. Labarbera, Judge of the Superior Court February 8, 15, 22, & March 1, 2018

ORdER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CVP-0005

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Stacie Stornetta filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Casie Leigh Flannagan to PROPOSED NAME: Casie Leigh Stornetta, PRESENT NAME: Caylee Nicole Flannagan to PROPOSED NAME: Caylee Nicole Stornetta THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 02/21/2018, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. P2 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 901 Park Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: January 8, 2018 /s/: Linda Hurst, Judge of the Superior Court January 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

LegaL Notices ORdER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CVP-0006

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Andrea Heidi Roberts filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Andrea Heidi Roberts to PROPOSED NAME: Andrea Heidi Helms THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 02/26/2018, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. P2 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1050 Monterey St. San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: January 8, 2018 /s/: Assigned Judge, Judge of the Superior Court January 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

ORdER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CVP-0028

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Irma Vitervo Vazquez and Rodolfo Martinez Hernandez filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Laura Martinez Vitervo to PROPOSED NAME: Laura Martinez-Vitervo THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 03/21/2018, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. P2 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 901 Park Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: January 23, 2018 /s/: Ginger E. Garrett, Judge of the Superior Court February 8, 15, 22, & March 1, 2018

PETITION TO AdMINISTER ESTATE OF: TEOFILA JURILLA CACAyURAN CASE NUMBER: 18PR - 0015

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: TEOFILA JURILLA CACAYURAN A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by CRISTINA ARONSOHN in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo.

The Petition for Probate requests that CRISTINA ARONSOHN be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent.

THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtain-

LegaL Notices ing court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority.

A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: MARCH 6, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney.

IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor.

You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law.

YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk.

Attorney for Petitioner: Craig S. Ainsworth 1103 Johnson Avenue, Suite C San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 January 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

STATEMENT OF ABANdONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME

NEW FILE NO. 2018-0059 OLD FILE NO. 2017-0759 NORDIC BUILDERS, 2467 Tierra Dr., Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 03-21-2017. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Jimmy Randeen (2467 Tierra Dr., Los Osos, CA 93402) This business was conducted by An Individual /s/ Jimmy Randeen.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-08-2018. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk.

By R. Parashis, Deputy Clerk.

January 18, 25, February 1, & 8, 2018

STATEMENT OF ABANdONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME

NEW FILE NO. 2018-0182 OLD FILE NO. 2015-2217 VINTAGE REAL ESTATE CENTRAL COAST, 195 Main Street, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 09-01-2015. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Angela D. Langston (4013 Rinker Way, Bakersfield, CA 93309) This business was conducted by An Individual /s/ Angela D. Langston.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-18-2018. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk.

By A. Bautista, Deputy Clerk.

January 25, February 1, 8, & 15, 2018

LegaL Notices STATEMENT OF ABANdONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME

NEW FILE NO. 2018-0239 OLD FILE NO. 2016-2684 AUTO GLASS EXPERTS SLO, 4675 Noll Rd. #B, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 11-18-2016.

The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Guillermo Majano (4675 Thread Lane #B, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401), Jose Antonio Prado (2302 Johnson Drive, Santa Maria, CA 93458).

This business was conducted

by A General Partnership /s/ Guillermo Majano, Partner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-22-2018. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By S. Bolden, Deputy Clerk.

February 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2018

STATEMENT OF ABANdONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME

NEW FILE NO. 2018-0328 OLD FILE NO. 2017-0891 Artisan BUilders, 1078 Rockaway Ave., Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 0228-2017. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Roland Perkins (1078 Rockaway Ave., Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business was conducted by An Individual /s/ Roland W. Perkins.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-30-2018. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By A. Bautista, Deputy Clerk.

February 8, 15, 22, & March 1, 2018

NOTICE OF PUBLIC LIEN SALE

The following units will be sold to satisfy liens against them at a public auction to be held on Friday, February 16, 2018.

Notice is hereby given by the undersigned that a public lien sale of the following described personal property will be held.

Unit #185 - Michael Parrent. Fire extinguishers, car ramps, misc. pictures, wicker patio furniture, leather couch, roll top desk, easy up, area rugs, camping things, baby things.

Unit #976 - Jeanne Brodie. Dining table, small table, folding table, surfboard, metal head & footboard, wet/dry vac, sewing machine, 2 high chairs, bookshelf, misc totes & boxes of unknown contents.

Sealed bids will be accepted preceding a silent auction at 9:00am to 12:00 noon, Friday, February 16, 2018 , at ABBY’S SELF STORAGE 50 ABBY ROAD, TEMPLETON , County of San Luis Obispo, State of California.

Bond #0455718. Bids will be taken from 9 AM to 12 NOON (owner has the right to refuse and all bids. Owner has the right to bid.) Highest bidder will be notified by telephone by 1:00 PM the day of the auction.

Cash or credit cards only. This is due and payable at the time of removal, which must be completed by 5:00 PM on the day of the auction.

LegaL Notices February 8, 15, 2018

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You have 30 CALENDAR DAYS after this summons and legal papers are served on you to file a written response at this court and have a copy served on the plaintiff. A letter or phone call will not protect you.

Your written response must be in proper legal form if you want the court to hear your case. There may be a court form that you can use for your response. You can find these court forms and more information at the California Courts Online SelfHelp Center (www.courtinfo.ca.gov/ selfhelp), your county law library, or the courthouse nearest you. If you cannot pay the filing fee, ask the court clerk for a fee waiver form.

If you do not file your response on time, you may lose the case by default, and your wages, money, and property may be taken without further warning from the court.

There are other legal requirements.

You may want to call an attorney right away. If you do not know an attorney, you may want to call an attorney referral service. If you cannot afford an attorney, you may be eligible for free legal services from a nonprofit legal services program.

You can locate these nonprofit groups at the California Legal Services Web site (www.lawhelpcalifornia.org), the California Courts Online Self-Help Center (www.courtinfo. ca.gov/selfhelp), or by contacting your local court or county bar association. NOTE: The court has a statutory lien for waived fees and costs on any settlement or arbitration award of $10,000 or more in a civil case. The court’s lien must be paid before the court will dismiss the case. ¡AVISO! Lo han demandado. Si no responde dentro de 30 días, la corte puede decidir en su contra sin escuchar su versión. Lea la información a continuación.

Tiene 30 DÍAS DE CALENDARIO después de que le entreguen esta citación y papeles legales para presentar una respuesta por escrito en esta corte y hacer que se entregue una copia al demandante. Una carta o una llamada telefónica no lo protegen. Su respuesta por escrito tiene que estar en formato legal correcto si desea que procesen su caso en la corte. Es posible que haya un formulario que usted pueda usar para su respuesta. Puede encontrar estos formularios de la corte y más información en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California (www. sucorte.ca.gov), en la biblioteca de leyes de su condado o en la corte que le quede más cerca. Si no puede pagar la cuota de presentación, pida al secretario de la corte que le dé un formulario de exención de pago de cuotas. Si no presenta su respuesta a tiempo, puede perder el caso por incumplimiento y la corte le podrá quitar su sueldo, dinero y bienes sin más advertencia.

Hay otros requisitos legales. Es recomendable que llame a un abogado inmediatamente. Si no conoce a un abogado, puede llamar a un servicio de remisión a abogados. Si no puede pagar a un abogado, es posible que cumpla con los requisitos para obtener servicios legales gratuitos de un programa de servicios legales sin fines de lucro. Puede encontrar estos grupos sin fines de lucro en el sitio web de California Legal Services, (www.lawhelpcalifornia. org), en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California, (www.sucorte. ca.gov) o poniéndose en contacto con la corte o el colegio de abogados locales. AVISO: Por ley, la corte tiene derecho a reclamar las cuotas y los costos exentos por imponer un gravamen sobre cualquier recuperación de $10,000 ó más de valor recibida mediante un acuerdo o una concesión de arbitraje en un caso de derecho civil. Tiene que pagar el gravamen de la corte antes de que la corte pueda desechar el caso.

The name and address of the court is (El nombre y dirección de la corte es): San Luis Obispo County Superior Court, 1035 Palm Street Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408 The name, address, and telephone number of plaintiff’s attorney, or plaintiff without an attorney, is (El nombre, la dirección y el número de teléfono del abogado del demandante, o del demandante que no tiene abogado, es): Jeffery Mukai (State Bar #: 273338), Collection At Law, Inc., A.P.C. 3835 E. Thousand Oaks Bl. #R349, Westlake Village, CA 91362, (818) 716-7630 DATE (Fecha): 3/21/2017 Michael Powell, Clerk (Secretario),

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): British athlete Liam Collins is an accomplished hurdler. In 2017, he won two medals at the World Masters Athletics Indoor Championships in South Korea. Collins is also a stuntman and street performer who does shows in which he hurtles over barriers made of chainsaws and leaps blindfolded through flaming hoops. For the foreseeable future, you may have a dual capacity with some resemblances to his. You could reach a high point in expressing your skills in your chosen field, and also branch out into extraordinary or flamboyant variations on your specialty.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): When he was 32, the man who would later be known as Dr. Seuss wrote his first kid’s book, And To Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street. His efforts to find a readership went badly at first. Twenty-seven publishers rejected his manuscript. On the verge of abandoning his quest, he ran into an old college classmate on the street. The friend, who had recently begun working at Vanguard Press, expressed interest in the book. Voila! Mulberry Street got published. Dr. Seuss later said that if, on that lucky day, he had been strolling on the other side of the street, his career as an author of children’s books might never have happened.

I’m telling you this tale, Taurus, because I suspect your chances at experiencing a comparable stroke of luck in the coming weeks will be extra high. Be alert!

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): A survey of British Christians found that most are loyal to just six of the Ten Commandments. While they still think it’s bad to, say, steal and kill and lie, they don’t regard it as a sin to revere idols, work on the Sabbath, worship other gods, or use the Lord’s name in a curse. In accordance with the astrological omens, I encourage you to be inspired by their rebellion. The coming weeks will be a favorable time to re-evaluate your old traditions and belief systems, and then discard anything that no longer suits the new person you’ve become.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): While serving in the U.S. Navy during World War II, Don Karkos lost the sight in his right eye after being hit by shrapnel. Sixty-four years later, he regained his vision when he got butted in the head by a horse he was grooming. Based on the upcoming astrological omens, I’m wondering if you’ll soon experience a metaphorically comparable restoration. My analysis suggests that you’ll undergo a healing in which something you lost will return or be returned.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): The candy cap mushroom, whose scientific name is Lactarius rubidus, is a burnt orange color. It’s small to medium-sized and has a convex cap. But there its resemblance to other mushrooms ends. When dried out, it tastes and smells like maple syrup. You can grind it into a powder and use it to sweeten cakes and cookies and custards. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, this unusual member of the fungus family can serve as an apt metaphor for you right now. You, too, have access to a resource or influence that is deceptive, but in a good way: offering a charm and good flavor different from what its outer appearance might indicate.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): A grandfather from New Jersey decided to check the pockets of an old shirt he didn’t wear very often.

There Jimmie Smith found a lottery ticket he had stashed away months previously. When he realized it had a winning number, he cashed it in for $24.1 million—just two days before it was set to expire. I suspect there may be a comparable development in your near future, although the reward would be more modest.

Is there any potential valuable that you have forgotten about or neglected? It’s not too late to claim it.

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That’s 15 percent higher than earlier assessments! In the coming months, Libra, I’m predicting a comparable expansion in your awareness of how many resources you have available. I bet you will also discover that you’re more fertile than you have imagined.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In 1939, Scorpio comic book writer Bob Kane co-created the fictional science-fiction superhero Batman.

The “Caped Crusader” eventually went on to become an icon, appearing in blockbuster movies as well as TV shows and comic books. Kane said one of his inspirations for Batman was a flying machine envisioned by Leonard da Vinci in the early 16th century. The Italian artist and inventor drew an image of a winged glider that he proposed to build for a human being to wear. I bring this up, Scorpio, because I think you’re in a phase when you, like Kane, can draw inspiration from the past. Go scavenging through history for good ideas!

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): I was watching a four-player poker game on TV. The folksy commentator said that the assortment of cards belonging to the player named Mike was “like Anna Kournikova,” because “it looks great but it never wins.”

He was referring to the fact that during her career as a professional tennis player, Anna Kournikova was feted for her physical beauty but never actually won a singles title.

This remark happens to be a useful admonishment for you Sagittarians in the coming weeks. You should avoid relying on anything that looks good but never wins. Put your trust in influences that are a bit homely or unassuming but far more apt to contribute to your success.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): A Chinese man named Wang Kaiyu bought two black-furred puppies from a stranger and took them home to his farm. As the months passed by, Wang noticed that his pets seemed unusually hungry and aggressive. They would sometimes eat his chickens. When they were two years old, he finally figured out that they weren’t dogs, but rather Asian black bears. He turned them over to a local animal rescue center. I bring this to your attention, Capricorn, because I suspect it may have a resemblance to your experience. A case of mistaken identity? A surprise revealed in the course of a ripening process? A misunderstanding about what you’re taking care of? Now is a good time to make adjustments and corrections.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Charles Nelson Reilly was a famous American actor, director, and drama teacher. He appeared in or directed numerous films, plays, and TV shows. But in the 1970s, when he was in his 40s, he also spent quality time impersonating a banana in a series of commercials for Bic Banana Ink Crayons. So apparently he wasn’t overly attached to his dignity. Pride didn’t interfere with his ability to experiment. In his pursuit of creative expression, he valued the arts of playing and having fun. I encourage you to be inspired by his example during the coming weeks, Aquarius.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): According to ancient Greek writer Herodotus, Persians didn’t hesitate to deliberate about important matters while drunk. However, they wouldn’t finalize any intoxicated decision until they had a chance to re-evaluate it while sober. The reverse was also true. Choices they made while sober had to be reassessed while they were under the influence of alcohol. I bring this to your attention not because I think you should adhere to similar guidelines in the coming weeks. I would never give you an oracle that required you to be buzzed. But I do think you’ll be wise to consider key decisions from not just a coolly rational mindset, but also from a frisky intuitive perspective. To arrive at a wise verdict, you need both. ∆

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