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January 10 - January 17, 2019 VOLUME 33, NUMBER 25

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This week volunteers Be a friend to a senior in need....... 10 Feline Network helps feral cats ..... 12 SLO Noor provides free health care .............................. 16 Cleanups multiply on the coast ...... 18

news Carbajal says Trump “manufactured’” immigration crisis..............................4

opinion The pain of dealing with pain .........20

arts GALLERY: Digital meets analog .............................................39 GALLERY: Molding clay isn’t always 3-D ................................... 40

flavor FOOD: Not just another hotel restaurant ..............................46 cover design by Alex Zuniga

olunteers give to others without expecting anything in return. They are selfless, empathetic, and hopefully kind. They’re important to a community like San Luis Obispo County, filling in the gaps where government can’t. That’s why we dedicate an issue to them every year, and this is it! In our SUPPORT Adopt annual volunteers issue, you can read about a Grandparent volunteers can how you can give back to a senior in need drive seniors [10]; the Feline Network, which is working to the grocery store or doctors’ to prevent feral cats from taking over [12] ; appointments or simply sit and what SLO Noor is doing to bring health, vision, visit with them. and dental care to those who need it [16] ; and how ECOSLO is multiplying community cleanup efforts on the coast [18]. This week, you should also check out what U.S. Rep. Salud Carbajal is saying about the border wall [4] ; the resident artists in Paso who are bringing digital and analog media together [39] ; three ladies who got their start, grew as artists, and are now showing art together [40] ; and Flavor writer Hayley Thomas Cain’s visit to a hotel restaurant that doesn’t fit the mold [46] .

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Carbajal calls out Trump for ‘fake’ immigration crisis on eve of televised address

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s the nation waited to hear the Jan. 8 televised address from President Donald Trump on the issue of immigration, Central Coast Congressman Salud Carbajal (D-Santa Barbara) pushed back against the administration’s rhetoric, accusing the president of creating a crisis in order to make good on his campaign promise to build a wall along the U.S.’s southern border. “The president’s actions have done everything to create a self-imposed crisis, in essence a fake crisis,” Carbajal told New Times. “He’s doing everything he can to fabricate this.” Carbajal made the comments hours before the president’s televised address, and one day after Carbajal and a group of other Democratic lawmakers returned from touring immigration detention facilities in New Mexico. The delegation’s visit came in the wake of revelations that two children detained while seeking asylum in the U.S. died in U.S. Customs and Border Patrol custody. Carbajal characterized the operations he saw at the facilities as “haphazard,” stating that the facilities’ infrastructure was inadequate and lacked food, showers, water, and until very recently, medical services. “Once, the U.S. was known as having a gold standard when it came to how we treated immigrants but now we’ve lost that moral high ground,” said Carbajal, who immigrated to the U.S. as a child with his parents. The Trump administration spent the last

several weeks attempting to make its case that there is a crisis of illegal immigration on the southern border, and sell the public on his campaign promise to erect a wall along the border. The wall has become a major sticking point for Trump and his administration in connection with the ongoing federal government shutdown. In his Jan. 8 televised speech Trump reiterated claims that there was a growing security and humanitarian WALL WARS U.S. Rep. Salud Carbajal (D-Santa Barbara, fourth crisis at the border, and from left) challenged President Trump’s calls for a wall along the said a physical barrier was southern boarder after a recent visit with other lawmakers to U.S. “absolutely critical.” Customs and Border Patrol facilities in New Mexico. “Some have suggested a barrier is immoral. Then why Carbajal characterized the president’s do wealthy politicians build walls, fences, and repeated claims of a crisis at the border as gates around their homes?” Trump said. “They evidence of Trump’s lack of knowledge about don’t build walls because they hate the people on the issue and willingness to mislead to the the outside but because they love the people on American people in order to drum up support for the inside.” his border wall. But Carbajal noted that unauthorized border “All of this is to try and sell his political crossings have declined by 80 percent since 2000, campaign promise of the wall,” he said. “He and said that border patrol agents he spoke with fabricated this crisis to sell the American people on his recent visit weren’t calling for a wall. on the ineffective waste of taxpayer dollars that “They told me what they needed was more is his wall.” Δ boots on the ground and technology, not a wall,” Carbajal said. —Chris McGuinness

Los Osos board candidate contests November 2018 election

in a document filed with the SLO County ClerkRecorder’s Office on Dec. 28. The document— which names district board President Vickie Milledge, General Manager Rene Osborne, appointed director Christine Womack, elected director Mathew Fourcroy, former director Jon-Erick Strom, and County Clerk-Recorder Tommy Gong—alleges that then-candidate Womack requested a special term in order to run unopposed in the Nov. 6, 2018, election. “The point of my lawsuit is not that I want to get appointed, it’s because we want to have a fair, honest, and transparent election in Los Osos,” Best told New Times. According to the contestation, Womack requested a ballot condition from the SLO County clerk’s office to change her candidacy from a four-year term to a two-year term. It alleges that Womack made the request a day before the candidate filing deadline on Aug. 10, 2018, and ensured herself an unopposed ballot position. The document states that according to the election code, a candidate who’s running unopposed on a ballot is automatically appointed to the position and the election for that seat is canceled. The majority of voters, it alleges, did not know that Womack was a candidate because she was not on the ballot. Her unopposed candidacy took one seat off the ballot, leaving four candidates to race for two open seats instead of three. At a Nov. 20 SLO County Board of Supervisors meeting, Gong asked county supervisors to withdraw Womack’s appointment to the district seat. All of the district’s candidates should have been on the ballot for four-year terms, Gong told county supervisors, calling it a clerical error that occurred because

A former Los Osos Community Services District (CSD) board candidate claims that the San Luis Obipso County clerk and the CSD deprived him and the community of a fair election due to a clerical error. Stephen Best formally contested the election

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Womack filled a seat vacated by former director Jon Erik-Storm, who resigned. The complaint alleges that the Los Osos CSD board president Milledge, General Manager Osborne, and staff knew about the ballot error but didn’t say anything. Chuck Cesena and Matthew Fourcroy were elected to the two open seats left on the ballot, with Best coming in third. Best is calling for Womack to be banned from filling the seat and for the district to have a fair process in choosing another candidate. “The whole process was stolen from us. I want to have her removed and have the people of Los Osos have a say in how the next director will be chosen,” Best said. —Karen Garcia

Peschong’s firm netted $643,000 to defeat Measure G

John Peschong, a political strategist and San Luis Obispo County’s 1st District Supervisor, is known for his brevity in public. True to form, Peschong stayed mostly mum about his role in defeating Measure G, the 2018 ballot initiative to ban new oil wells and fracking in SLO County. Peschong’s consulting firm, Meridian Pacific Inc., was hired to help run the oil and gas industry’s campaign against the measure. Measure G failed, losing in a 54 percent to 46 percent vote, but not before a coalition of oil companies spent $8 million to sway voters’ minds. Meridian received more than $643,000 to coordinate that campaign, according to the “No on G” group’s latest campaign finance NEWS continued page 6

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filings, which span January 2018 to December 2018. As a county supervisor, Peschong has recused himself from decisions on projects or policies related to the oil and gas industry. Peschong told New Times on Jan. 9 that he accepted the job in part because he strongly opposed the measure. Peschong said he saw Measure G as a “jobs issue,” believing that the measure, if passed, would’ve shut down Sentinel Peak Resources’ Arroyo Grande oil field and eliminated 30 head of household jobs for “good people.” Similar to the statements made in the numerous mailers that hit residents’ mailboxes in 2018, Peschong said that the measure “went too far.” On its face, Measure G banned the drilling of new oil wells—it did not shut down existing wells—but both sides debated what the practical effect on the local oil field would be over time. Meridian Pacific also played key consulting roles in the opposition to Measure Z in Monterey County and Measure P in Santa Barbara County— two similar anti-oil drilling and fracking measures. Peschong said oil and gas industry campaigns are in his “wheelhouse,” and added that he thought it was the only SLO County-based election issue that the company, which he cofounded in 2003, would be involved in while he’s a sitting supervisor. Before he was elected in 2016, Peschong ran the political campaigns of SLO County District Attorney Dan Dow, and county supervisors Debbie Arnold and Lynn Compton. He said state conflict of interest rules prevent him from working on campaigns for political offices whose budgets he approves as a supervisor (such as the DA’s Office). Meridian Pacific still does consulting work for state Assemblyman Jordan Cunningham. —Peter Johnson

Attorney General’s office will not take over dog attack case

The California Attorney General’s Office will not step in to prosecute the criminal case against a former Grover Beach police officer whose dog killed one person and injured another in a 2016 attack. A SLO County Superior Court Judge denied a motion to recuse the SLO County District Attorney’s Office from the case and ask the Attorney General’s office to take over prosecuting Alex Geiger. Geiger’s

VIEWER DISCRETION defense attorney made the motion after claiming the SLO DA’s office had intentionally interfered with her efforts to defend her client. Geiger was charged with felony involuntary manslaughter and failing to maintain control over a dangerous animal after Neo, a police-trained Belgian malinois he privately owned, escaped from his Grover home and mauled 85-yearold Betty Long in December 2016. The dog injured Long and killed her neighbor, David Fear, when Fear attempted to stop the attack. Defense attorney Melina Benninghoff filed the motion to recuse the SLO DA’s Office from Geiger’s case in November 2018. Benninghoff claimed the office intentionally tried to obstruct Geiger’s defense by interfering with her investigator’s attempts to interview some police officers who were witnesses in the case and, in another instance, improperly trying to impose conditions on other witness interviews. The DA’s Office denied that it intentionally meddled with the case, but later sent a memo to law enforcement agencies clarifying policies on interviews with defense attorneys and their investigators. The judge’s ruling to deny Benninghoff’s motion occurred at a Dec. 21 hearing that featured testimony from Grover Beach police officers, including Grover Beach Police Chief John Peters. Prior to the hearing, the California Attorney General’s Office filed court documents stating that it also opposed Benningoff’s motion to get them to take over the case. “Defendant Geiger has not identified and demonstrated a conflict of interest showing either the assigned prosecutor specifically, or the [SLO County DA’s Office] have not exercised … discretionary functions in an evenhanded manner,” the motion states. According to court records, Benninghoff indicated that she plans to file another motion asking the court to dismiss the case against Geiger entirely at a later date. Geiger, who is also facing a civil lawsuit in connection with attack, has pleaded not guilty to all the charges against him. A trial for his criminal case is tentatively scheduled for March 4. —Chris McGuinness

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Atascadero says bye to parks commission

The city of Atascadero will dissolve its Parks and Recreation Commission to save on staff time, but the decision won’t eliminate the community’s ability to give input on future projects. City Mayor Heather Moreno said that the move would maximize the city’s resources in other areas while keeping the project evaluation process transparent. “It probably feels strange to remove something, yet we’re trying to be efficient, and government often isn’t efficient,” Moreno said. “I think what we’re trying to say is how do we make this efficient and still keep the public process in place.” The city did its first reading of the ordinance to dissolve the commission at a Jan. 8 City Council meeting. The dissolution is part of the 2017 strategic planning process where the city determined one of the three priorities for the 2017-19 budget cycle would be employee resources—reducing impacts to already strained city resources. Dissolving the commission will save the city about 100 to 150 hours of staff time annually. While eliminating the commission will save on staff time, it’s not anticipated that it will significantly impact the public’s opportunities to give input on parks and recreation projects. Staff said that the projects will still come before the City Council, with enough time for public comment. —Karen Garcia

Grover Beach, Arroyo Grande city councils appoint new members

The city councils of Grover Beach and Arroyo Grande voted to appoint two women to fill seats left vacant in the wake

of the November 2018 elections. The Grover Beach council voted 3-1 on Jan. 7 to appoint attorney Desi Lance to fill its vacant spot, while the Arroyo Grande City Council voted 4-0 on Jan. 8 to appoint Planning Commissioner Lan George. Both councils voted on the appointments following public meetings where they interviewed multiple residents who applied for the spots. In both cases, the vacancies were created after sitting council members were elected mayor in the November elections. Lance, a contract business immigration attorney, was one of 10 qualified applicants vying for the spot in Grover Beach. Lance said she grew up in SLO and Paso Robles and left the area to go to college. She lived and worked in Chicago and London before moving back to the Central Coast with her family in April 2018. “I am incredibly honored to serve Grover Beach in this capacity, and I look forward to immersing myself in this role,” Lance told New Times. Mayor Jeff Lee and Councilmembers Mariam Shah and Barbara Nicolls voted in favor of appointing Lance to the council. Councilmember Debbie Peterson voted against Lance, noting that she’d only been living in the city for a short period of time. “It was just the length of time in the actual city that stopped me,” Peterson said. “That was the only thing that stopped me because I think [Lance] is fabulous.” Arroyo Grande’s council voted unanimously to appoint George after a public interview process similar to Grover Beach’s. In addition to serving on the AG Planning Commission, George also works as a digital advertising consultant, podcaster, and business coach. George was one of five residents vying for the open seat on the council. Fiftyfive community members attended the meeting, five of which advocated for the council to appoint George due to her eightmonth appointment with the Architecture Review Committee in 2014, four years with the Planning Commission, and stated ability to work under pressure. “I am happy to have been appointed,” George said. “I look forward to working with this city and growing our community. I appreciate the City Council having faith and trust in me to do what is best for these citizens.” Δ —Chris McGuinness and Aidan McGloin

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Feeding the needy

ince November of 2018, social worker John Klevins has been hitting the streets with San Luis Obispo Police Department officers as they make contact with some of the most vulnerable populations in the city. Klevins is assigned to work with the SLOPD’s Community Action Team, or CAT. The officers in CAT form contact with, work with, and develop relationships with individuals suffering from mental illness, battling substance abuse issues, and the homeless population. Klevins’ role on the team is to engage those same individuals in counseling and referral to support and services. But lately, Klevin has brought more than just his expertise as a social worker with him when he goes out with CAT. After responding to several calls with the team involving homeless individuals, Klevins realized that many of them were lacking a basic necessity most people take for granted: a good meal. As a result, Klevins and CAT have partnered with the Food Bank Coalition of San Luis Obispo County to participate in the organization’s nocook food bag program. Through the program, he’s able to load up the team’s police cruiser with individual plastic bags of food that don’t need to be cooked or heated. “They came by the food bank and asked to get involved,” said Suzie Freeman, partner services manager for the Food Bank. “Fortunately we are a program that lined up perfectly with their needs.” The need for such bags was clear, as Klevins reportedly delivered as many as 250 bags in single day in November 2017. With its participation in the program, SLOPD’s CAT joins more than 30 other organizations across the county to hand out the no-cook bags, including the SLO Sheriff’s Office, CAPSLO, local churches, and other law enforcement agencies and

nonprofit groups. Freeman said the bags are given out to homeless individuals and contain about 2,000 calories worth of food, enough to last them for 24 hours. “[The bags] help grant them a level of independence,” Freeman said. “Many of them may not have access to a place to cook food or for services [the offer them hot meals].” Food in the bags includes granola bars, peanut butter, crackers, jerky, water, fruit, and Pop-Tarts as well as canned items that don’t require heating. Volunteers meet twice a week to put the bags together, and they are distributed by the Food Bank’s partner organizations daily. With the help of grants, the Food Bank was able to continue expanding the program. In 2018, it distributed more than 8,075 bags through the program, compared to 1,980 bags for all of 2017. To learn more about the no-cook bag program or to find out how to support it, call the SLO Food Bank at (805) 238-4664 or visit their website at slofoodbank.org.

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bout a year and a half ago, 71-yearold Jeff Taylor suffered severe injures after falling down. “I was in the hospital and I was in critical condition. I was in the intensive care unit for four days and then I was transferred to Mission View Health Center,” he said. “While I was there I didn’t think I was ever going to walk again because I took a fall and I hit my head. I was in really bad shape.” At the rehabilitation center, Wilshire Health and Community Services contacted Taylor for after-care services that he could utilize once he was released from Mission View. Since then, he has been using services from the good neighbor program, which is an extension of the adopt-a-grandparent program. Taylor has someone to pick up his groceries, take him to the market, or take him to his doctor appointments— things he can’t do on his own. He said that in late December, a volunteer drove him down to a doctor’s appointment in Santa Maria. “That appointment lasted 3 1/2, because there was a waiting period, and they were just as patient as can be,” he said. “That’s the thing about Wilshire, I don’t know if it’s their nature or the nature of the people that volunteer for them, but they are such good-natured, patient people.”

He said that the people he’s encountered through the program have made him feel secure, cared for, and have really helped take the pressure of not being able to drive off of him. Kelly Donohue, creative brand strategist for Wilshire, said the organization found that there were a lot of isolated adults in the community who don’t have all of their needs met, whether it’s social, emotional, physical, or task based. This program, Adopt a Grandparent, evolved out of wanting to meet those needs, honoring the concept of aging in place, and having a healthy engagement with the community. “It really means connection with older adults in the community, and more often

than not these relationships that are formed through becoming a volunteer really does feel like you’re creating almost like a grandparent relationship with someone,” Donohue said. There are a lot of different ways to volunteer with the program. Individuals have the option to do “friendly visits,” a minimum of a one hour a week visit with an older adult client. The two can chat, play games, or go thrift store shopping. “Whatever it is that they’ve found is a common bond between the two of them that’s comfortable,” she said. For people who would rather do taskbased things, it could include driving clients to appointments, shopping, running errands, light yard work, pet

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CONNECTIONS In order to support older adults in their own homes, Wilshire Health and Community Services created the Adopt a Grandparent program.

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walking, pen pals, friendly visits, tech help, dropping off a meal, playing a game, or reading to a client. Currently, the organization has 525 enrolled clients with 45 waiting to be matched with volunteers for a friendly visit. Donohue said that not everyone needs a visit, but older individuals who need help getting to a doctor’s appointment or getting their groceries also benefit from the interpersonal time. “We’ve found that even the task-based work really does lead to a really close bond in the relationship just like a friendly visit does,” she said. Wilshire works to match clients and volunteers based on personality and needs, among other things. The program serves the aging population countywide so volunteers are matched with clients in their areas. “If you’re a person that lives in Pismo Beach and you want to donate your time, … we’ll help find you someone in South County to volunteer with,” she said. It all ties back to the concept of aging in place—giving older adults their independence and helping them where they ask for assistance. “We’ve found that people who age in place, who have their social needs met, and feel connected to the community, live longer, happier, healthier lives when they get to be in their home and get to stay connected with their community,” Donohue said. There are 100 volunteers in the program currently, but the organization is looking for 50 to 100 more individuals to donate their time and fulfill almost every client’s request. Wilshire is also looking for volunteers 21 years and older to drive clients to appointments. Δ Staff Writer Karen Garcia can be reached at kgarcia@newtimesslo.com.

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CAT-astrophe averted!

CAT COLONY These three cats are among a colony of 12 that are fed daily by the Feline Network, which traps, spays or neuters, and returns feral cats, fostering any kittens and finding them forever homes.

How a dedicated group of cat lovers has controlled the county’s feral cat population

ithout you even knowing it, the volunteers at the Feline Network of the Central Coast have probably saved your life! How? Female cats can produce three litters a year with an average of five kittens per litter, so in a mere two years, a pregnant female cat and her offspring can grow to 225 cats, and an unchecked feral cat colony can be a breeding ground for parasites and diseases that can be transmitted to humans through a process known as zoonosis. Lucky for you, the Feline Network traps feral cat colonies, screens them for health problems, pays for them to be spayed or neutered, and then returns them to live out their natural lives, being fed daily by volunteers. Elaine Genasci, one of several founders of the local organization, started working with feral cat populations in 1995. “I originally did it on my own because I discovered a bunch of cats over off of McMillan Road, off of Orcutt,” Genasci explained. “There was a nice guy who did car work who was feeding them there, so I rented traps from Woods Humane Society and just started trapping, and I trapped like 20 cats,

and I paid for it myself, and the guy helped me and pitched in money, and I got them all spayed and neutered. Then I was, ‘Wow, there’s a big need.’” Eventually Genasci joined Christine Collie, Diane Brink, and a few other self-styled “cat ladies,” and in 2002, they formed their own nonprofit. “We started with $500 and generated money through our newsletter,” Genasci said. “We have an agreement with Petco in San Luis Obispo. We’re their humane organization so we do adopt-apets there. Today, we have between 40 to 50 volunteers, mostly who do foster homes, but also some who trap or feed the colonies. There’s kind of a thrill in trapping. You get into the cat’s psyche, find out what bait cats go into traps for— cat food doesn’t work. I use tuna in oil; other people use mackerel, sardines, or fried chicken.” Genasci and her organization essentially help cats that would otherwise be euthanized. Feral cats

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aren’t adoptable, but feral kittens can usually be developed into adoptable pets if they are brought into homes and socialized. If the Feline Network didn’t spay, neuter, and maintain the wild cat populations, those animals would be sent to Animal Services where “they’d be kept for a certain amount of time, health-screened, fed, and eventually euthanized,” Genasci explained. “That all costs the taxpayers money. This is a better solution to that. They get to live out their lives. They get fed and

maintained. They’re healthy, and they’re not hurting anybody.” When Genasci first started working with feral cat colonies, she says Animal Services would euthanize 4,000 to 5,000 animals annually, but “about 10 years ago, they got that number down to about 400 a year. That’s because we’re preventing the animals from going in there and spaying and neutering everything we can get our hands on. It’s nice to be able to see that success over time.” FELINE NETWORK continued page 14

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be adoptable cats and kittens.” The Feline Network is always looking for donations, volunteers, and families who are looking to adopt rehabilitated cats and kittens. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED Mike Davis is one of dozens of Feline Network volunteers who feed various feral cat “If you hear colonies throughout the county. More feeding and trapping anyone mention they volunteers, foster families, and philanthropists are needed! want a cat or kitten, Feline Network! Take a rescue!” volunteer FELINE NETWORK from page 12 feeder Mike Davis said while he was feeding a colony of about 12 cats in According to Genasci, the Feline Oceano. Network is but one of several similar In fact, the Feline Network is looking organizations working together to control for volunteers like Davis in South SLO feral cats. County, people willing to show up once a “When you can get together and find day and feed these wild cats. It’s a service out what works and then have your most people appreciate, as it doesn’t governing body, like Animal Services, who result in unnecessary euthanasia and I commend tremendously, do a network doesn’t cost taxpayers a dime. with all the other humane organization in “Most people are just blown away by the county and get together with a plan, what we do because we’re all volunteer,” you see a lot of progress,” Genasci said. Genasci added. “We take the undesirables. The cats and In fact, the organization has no paid staff at all! That’s grassroots, that’s the spirit of kittens you see in Woods Humane Society, volunteerism, and that’s the cat’s meow. ∆ they’re tame, they’re the cute ones. We take the ones that need all the work, the ones that Woods won’t take. And so we put Contact Senior Staff Writer Glen Starkey at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com. all the work into them to bring them to

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HELPING THOSE IN NEED The nonprofit SLO Noor Foundation offers free dental, medical, and vision care to uninsured individuals in SLO and Northern Santa Barbara counties. The foundation relies on local doctors, nurses, dentists, and other medical professionals who volunteer their time and services.

Here to help SLO Noor Foundation offers free health care to the uninsured

hen it comes to getting health care to its uninsured residents, the state of California has been doing better than most. A recent report from the U.S. Census Bureau showed that the number of uninsured individuals in California dropped more than 10 points between 2013 and 2017, the largest decline of any state in the U.S. While the numbers are cause to celebrate, there are still more than 3 million people in the state who are unable to get insurance for one reason or another. In San Luis Obispo and Northern Santa Barbara counties, one nonprofit organization has spent the last seven years reaching out to provide free quality health care services to the area’s uninsured population, and it shows no signs of flagging in its commitment to that missions as it enters 2019. The SLO Noor Foundation is a volunteer-based nonprofit that provides free non-emergency medical, dental, and vision care to uninsured adults regardless of race, ethnicity, immigration status, religion, or socioeconomic status. “We are helping the people who can’t get health insurance anywhere else,” Foundation Executive Director Abe Lincoln said. “They are the population that falls through the cracks.” Local physician Dr. Ahmad Nooristani founded the nonprofit in 2009. At that time, Nooristani had grown concerned about the number of uninsured individuals in the county and wanted to provide a free clinic to meet their needs. By 2011, the foundation had opened its first medical clinic, with more than 300 individuals—including physicians, nurses, students, and others—stepping forward to volunteer and help Nooristani realize his vision. “We know we have a problem with adequate medical care,” Nooristani said in an interview that same year with New

Times, “and I have provided a solution that works through community support. I have not yet talked to anyone who has said ‘no.’ Everyone is stepping forward.” Fast forward to today, and the foundation has seen more than 20,000 patient visits since it first opened. It continues to expand its services, operating a primary care and vision clinic in SLO, a dental clinic (also in SLO), and a North County clinic in Paso Robles. In 2018 alone, the foundation reported 6,000 patient visits and received more than $650,000 in donations. Lincoln said that the number of patients the foundation served in 2018 increased 40 percent from 2017. “ … 2018 was our biggest year ever,” he said. The foundation offers a dizzying number of services to the uninsured. On the medical side, they include general medical care, diabetes and hypertension treatment, mammograms, disease prevention and screening, and even nutritional support and specialty referrals. The foundation’s dental services include exams, X-rays, and fillings, as well as crowns, root canals, and wisdom tooth extraction. Noor’s dental program can also provide partial or removable dentures, according to the foundation’s website. Lastly the foundation offers between three to eight eye clinics each month, and can provide high-quality frames and lenses.

“Everywhere I go, there’s somebody who’s been to a Noor clinic or somebody who knows somebody who has been to a Noor clinic,” Lincoln said. “This not only helps patients, but the entire community.” In late December 2018, Noor announced a partnership with Cal Poly’s Center for Health Research to provide free newborn and women’s health services in Guadalupe and Santa Maria. The program will utilize a customized mobile RV with an exam room and counseling area to provide the services at two different sites in Santa Maria on Mondays and Thursdays, as well as eight different sites in Santa Maria on Sundays, Mondays, and Wednesdays. Patients will be able to get the provided services in English, Spanish, and Mixtec languages, according to previous New Times reports. Lincoln added that the foundation would also continue to expand services throughout SLO County in 2019. It takes an army of dedicated volunteers to ensure that the foundation can continue its mission to provide

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such a wide range of services to the area’s uninsured. In 2018, a total of 80 volunteers donated their time to the organization. Most of those are medical professionals including doctors, nurses, and dentists. Lincoln said the foundation is particularly in need of volunteers who operate outside of SLO city in the farther reaches of the foundation’s service area. “What we want to do is reach out to more doctors and medical professionals in North and South [SLO] County,” he said. “And more dentists. We can always use more dentists.” Those who do decide to volunteer their time will find no shortage of opportunities to pitch in and assist a needy population in the foundation’s service area. “We are not running out of people who need us,” Lincoln said. To find out more about the SLO Noor Foundation, visit slonoorfoundation.org, or call (805) 439-1797. Δ Staff Writer Chris McGuinness can be reached at cmcguinness@newtimesslo.com.

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BY TERRY SANVILLE

Wanting pain to go away isn’t a crime

y wife has more things wrong with her back than the Trump administration has ethics problems. Her neurologist just shook her head when she spoke of bone spurs, spinal stenosis, scoliosis, herniated disks (yes, plural!), and sciatica. Her primary care physician had a similar response but at least, on request, referred her to a pain clinic for evaluation and treatment. We’re thankful for having access to Medicare, and that system has more than once saved our aging keisters from financial disaster. But even with federal help and gap insurance, our medical expenses last year took more than 30 percent of our pension incomes. And now my wife is faced with another series of chronic conditions that produce copious amounts of pain but might not be fixable. We arrived at the pain clinic a half hour before her appointed time. It’s located along a highway with lots of traffic roaring past. The clinic’s parking lot was full, with people double parked in the handicapped zone. I dropped my wife off along with her walker and circled the block, finally finding a vacant space. I had no idea that pain is so prevalent. The clinic’s building is a two-story affair with offices and patient treatment on the second floor (Geez, that’s logical. Not!). The cramped elevator might hold two people in wheel chairs or with walkers. It’s in constant use since most people in pain can’t climb stairs. Coming out of the elevator I was shocked to find patients standing and sitting along the breezeway that led to the clinic offices. Inside the cramped waiting room,

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patients filled the few chairs, many with heads bent, scratching on the 13 pages of paperwork that first-timers must fill out. Try doing that in your lap without a clipboard. More people piled into the office. I left my wife to her clerical duties and stood outside in the breezeway, on a pop-out balcony exposed to the raucous din of highway traffic and the cold morning wind. More patients exited the elevator. The place reminded me of an old college stunt of seeing how may students could be crammed into a Volkswagen Bug. As I stood elbow-to-elbow with patients and their spouses, it was easy to tell that most of us were geezers, many with walkers or in wheelchairs, some with canes. They looked resigned to their internal battle with pain. The few younger adults and small children seemed out of place. I was glad for their presence since the kids were the only ones smiling. It’s probably too much to expect smiling faces at a pain clinic. But I did feel an overwhelming sense of empathy and kindness from the group as each made room for the new arrivals. I studied the lined and wrinkled masks, the slumped or standing bodies quietly waiting for their name to be called. I could almost feel that craving for sweet relief that allows clenched jaws to relax, for smiles, and maybe even uninterrupted sleep to return. I stood next to a gray-bearded fellow with an impressive belly covered by a bright print shirt. He recounted how his feet had been mangled while fighting as a Marine in Vietnam. Yet there he stood

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next to me in the cold wind. He claimed to have so much metal in him that he never could make it through airport security without being thoroughly wanded. A retired college professor with multiple degrees, he taught physics and math at prestigious universities, and loved to ramble on about science. “After 42 years, I can’t stop,” he said, grinning. “Robert” a voice called and off he trundled for a urine test, then a brief visit with a doctor and their physician assistant. He’d stood there for 30 minutes, teaching me about the physics of the universe, not complaining about pain or his disabilities, a patient patient, and a true Marine. My father was also a Marine and a stoic. Like the Spartans, I think our culture values stoics, people who internalize their problems and don’t bother the rest of us with their issues. But in my father’s case, being a stoic probably killed him. One night, he complained about chest pains but wouldn’t go to the hospital, claiming it was probably heartburn that would go away. By the next morning, the pain was intolerable, with major parts of his heart muscle destroyed by the attack. If he would have sought treatment immediately … . My father’s death taught me not to wait. I stared at the pain clinic’s patients and wondered how many of them suffered in silence before showing up to crowd into that airy breezeway. Do we look down on people who complain about pain? Do we expect people to just suck it up? And what

is the payoff for the persons who maintain their stoicism? My wife joined me on the breezeway and we waited. A woman leaned toward a man next to her and murmured, “There’s only two doctors, you know—and just look at all of us.” By then I had become numb to my surroundings. Finally, they called my wife’s name. The doctor was the picture of efficiency. He prescribed injections for some parts of her back pain, new meds for nerve pain, low dosage opioids for when the pain became intolerable, and arranged for a consult with a spinal surgeon to address the most serious stenosis problem. The doctor spoke in direct terms, outlining the consequences of not pursuing treatment—all in a serious, intense, 10-minute consultation while his assistant furiously typed chart notes into their computer system. Our morning at the pain clinic made me wonder about the federal government’s war on opiate abuse and how many of the abusers began by using the drugs for legitimate reasons: to treat pain. It scares me that at some moment, my wife or I might be refused medications over concerns for drug abuse and addiction. I would humbly suggest that the feds focus more on fostering the development of non-addictive pain medications and new treatments, especially those that deal with chronic problems. It should not be a crime to want pain to go away. ∆ Terry Sanville lives in San Luis Obispo. Write a response and send it to clanham@ newtimesslo.com.

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There are parallels between the struggles for justice and pay equity by SLO County workers and the hundreds of thousands of federal workers currently being laid off or forced to work for no immediate pay because of would-be dictator Donald Trump’s racist/white nationalist fanaticism about wanting a “wall” across the entire southern border with Mexico. In both cases, working people have become the pawns who are used and sacrificed on the altar of reactionary failures by both major parties to advocate for sensible use of public funds, for fair distribution of those funds to bolster local governmental expenses, and to fight for and push for the truth about what historically has led to the crisis of migrant desperation. Trump’s wall represents the white ruler hatred and fear of all non-white and poor peoples. SLO County’s stingy and arrogant disregard for those who make the county work springs from the same kind of dark place in a different context. I urge all to support the demands, moderate as they are, of SLO County workers. I also urge all to demand the end of this totally destructive governmental shutdown by the fat, psychopathic, lying huckster and blowhard jokingly called “the President of the United States” by some. The sooner he and his reactionary criminal cabal are thrown into the putrid junk heap of history the better. As for California government at all levels, get your priorities in order and

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The ‘smell test’

I find Ms. Jade Stone’s letter in the Jan. 3 issue of New Times highly questionable (“Something stinks in SLO County”). Her claim that U.S. Rep. Salud Carbajal’s response to her request for help accessing health care through Community Care (Veterans Affairs) is at odds with my experience working as a staff member in a Congressional regional office. Each senator (my staff experience) and Congress person has dedicated volunteers and staff assigned to handle constituent complaints or concerns. As an elected official, I can’t imagine any member of Congress glibly dismissing Ms. Stone’s complaint. In

my experience, the congressman would either make a note of her concerns and turn it over to the appropriate staff member or would have provided Ms. Stone with a contact name and phone number for someone to help look into her concerns and, in all probability, respond directly to Ms. Stone and document the response with the regional office. I’m sorry, the tone of Ms. Stone’s letter does not pass the “smell test.” John Lalley Los Osos

We don’t need to cram the beach in Oceano with tourists

I was impressed with the article by Lucia Casalinuovo (“The removal of Oceano beach”) in the Jan. 3 issue of New Times. I also want to say that there are other factors—wind, storms, and sea tides—that can also affect the sand levels, too. I believe our beaches have become smaller in that they are areas that can hold only so much humanity at one time. On a good day during the summer season, from Shell Beach it’s easy to see the long lines of white rectangular boxes sitting by the surf in Oceano. Trailers, some pulled by muscle trucks, bikes, and ATV rentals. They eat in our restaurants, shop in our towns, drink in our bars, spend their money, all that for a few days in paradise. Then they leave. More come, and the process starts all over again. Again and again and again. We locals put up with it.

After all, who would deny local businesses a good living? Not me. But I have learned one disturbing fact. Through the wife of an acquaintance who used to work at the large gas station close to Fourth Street, she told me that a guy was checking out and talking with his friend saying he didn’t want to mess with cleaning his sewage tank when he got home. So he decided to dump it in the sand. They thought it was real funny when they saw the expression on her face. Everyone’s cramming for paradise on the coast. What are we cramming for? Cheryl Bennet Shell Beach

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the year 2000, every state in our country has celebrated the accomplishments and contributions of Dr. King. In 1994, Congress designated the Martin Luther King Jr. federal holiday as a national day of service, observed as a “day on, not a day off.” As we mark this holiday, we celebrate and honor Dr. King’s sacrifices; educate our children about the power of acceptance of all people; and show respect and understanding of different cultural, religious, and economic backgrounds. This day of service is intended to strengthen communities, bridge barriers, and move us closer to Dr. King’s vision of a “beloved community.” The fight for civil rights continues today and given the turmoil in the political discourse, I hope that Californians will remember Dr. King’s teachings on this holiday. To participate in the national day of service and find local community volunteer opportunities, visit nationalservice.gov/serve-yourcommunity/mlk-day-service. Bill Monning state senator Carmel

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Happy New Year! It’s 2019, and Gavin Newsom was just sworn in as governor of California. Both he and the Democrats in the state Legislature want to turn their far-left ideas into reality. Their priorities

are: government-controlled health care system for all, including illegals; legalizing statewide heroin injection sites; protecting the failed high-speed rail project; and taxing our text messages! I don’t know about you, but I don’t have enough dollars to pay for everyone’s health care, including illegals from around the world. And the above priorities are just the beginning! Call or email Gov. Newsom and our local state Sen. Bill Monning and tell them to get their priorities straight! There are real problems happening in our state, like homelessness, poverty, and crime—yet Gov. Newsom and the Democrats would rather focus on issues that don’t help improve the lives of everyday Californians. If we allow Newsom to continue with this plan, California and the nation are doomed. Even though our economy nationwide is booming, we, the taxpayers, are being lined up to be fleeced and sacrificed for those who are not legally authorized to be here. Wake up and say, “No more!” Phil Mordaunt San Luis Obispo

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ghast” (adjective: struck with amazement or horror –Webster’s) is an old-fashioned word. Now seldom heard, it was in wider circulation circa 1905, when the tract map for the Fesler Ranch was filed with the San Luis Obispo County Recorder. At that time, cars and movies were novelty items, women couldn’t vote, and there was no radio, penicillin, or modern land-use planning. The non-existence of that last item has the distinction of being codified into law in the state of California. The courts have been clear: A land owner is not automatically entitled to a developable lot because, once upon a time, somebody drew some lines on a map without reference to the regulation and improvement of the property—before there were such things as land use ordinances, incompatible uses, urban reserve lines, and resource constraints, or much awareness of sensitive species habitat, traffic congestion, the increased burden of private development on public infrastructure, and the consequences of directing growth onto rural and agricultural land. That’s why, as the SLO County Planning Department explained it to Fesler Ranch in January 2018 when it applied for such certificates: “maps

recorded in the unincorporated areas between 1893 and 1919 are not deemed to create parcels recognizable by certificates of compliance.” And that’s why the Sierra Club thinks “aghast” is the word that best describes the reaction of SLO County planners and the County Counsel’s Office at the July 17, 2018, meeting where Supervisors Lynn Compton (4th District), Debbie Arnold (5th District), and John Peschong (1st District) displayed their determination to violate state law and a fundamental rule of land-use planning in order to issue those unconditional certificates of compliance. They discarded the Planning Department’s denial of those certificates and certified that the 12 parcels thus created comply with subdivision laws after all. Don’t take our word for the reaction of professional staff in the room. You can watch the palpable dismay mounting as the action unfolded in real time in the online video record of the Fesler Ranch appeal, the last item of the day at the board’s July 17, 2018, meeting. Before the final vote, Assistant County Counsel Tim McNulty said, “That’s gonna open up a door for more than just Mr. Fesler.” This is “not the appropriate path

of modern development,” 2nd District Supervisor Bruce Gibson said, and “if we do it here, we’ve got a whole bunch of other antiquated maps in this county that could certainly argue [for] the same path.” The Sierra Club is suing SLO County because they’re right. The county has taken a wrong turn down a path to governance by way of favors for the favored over the rule of law. The Tribune bluntly reported: “Dennis Fesler contributed $198 to Compton’s June 2018 re-election campaign, according to public campaign finance documents.” Supervisor Compton also stated that she worked with the applicant to put together findings that might conceivably provide a legal basis for the board to uphold the applicant’s appeal. In other words, before the board met to deliberate on whether to uphold or deny the appeal—which is to say, prior to the issue coming before them at the public meeting at which the supervisors were supposed to decide how they were going to vote—Supervisor Compton was making a concerted effort to ensure that the vote went a certain way. Nor can Supervisors Compton, Peschong, and Arnold claim selective deafness or otherwise maintain that they were unaware of the import or likely outcome of what they were doing. Their final action before the vote was to indemnify the county from the cost of any legal action arising from their decision, requiring the Fesler Trust to pick up the

tab for defending the board’s vote. Such an action is never contemplated when issuing normal certificates of compliance in normal circumstances, and it was so extraordinary in this circumstance that it required a separate agreement. Four years after the Fesler Ranch filed its 1905 map, Daniel Burnham, one of the most celebrated architects of his time, produced the “Plan of Chicago,” which became the bible for city planning. In the preface, he wrote: “The time has come to bring order out of the chaos incident to rapid growth.” Burnham’s principles laid the foundation for modern land-use planning, including California’s Subdivision Map Act. The SLO County board majority just tuned up those principles and that law with a baseball bat. We don’t believe three San Luis Obispo County Supervisors should take it upon themselves to bring chaos out of order, defying the letter and spirit of the law and erasing a century of evolving understanding of what good planning is. For the sake of the residents of rural Arroyo Grande in the short term, and all the human and non-human residents of the county in the long term, we must all hope that a judge will agree and strike down this board’s terrible decision. ∆ Andrew Christie is the director of the Santa Lucia Chapter of the Sierra Club. Send comments through the editor at clanham@newtimesslo.com.

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ccording to my Nextdoor app, my neighborhood is plagued by home burglaries, vehicle break-ins, cat mutilators, rabid wild animals (Mostly coyotes and skunks but was that a mountain lion?), 2 a.m. gunshots (Maybe firecrackers or car backfires? Does anyone know? Anyone?), weird strangers driving too slowly through the neighborhood, disrespectful strangers driving too fast through the neighborhood, loud parties, bad parkers, and people who leave their trash cans on the curb for way too long. I apparently live in a real hellhole. Of course, it could be worse. I could be San Luis Obispo city Mayor Heidi Harmon, who gets (or should I say “got”?) similar Nextdoor announcements plus a whole bunch of disinformation, hysteria, and unnecessary prattle! Good grief! “Starting off the year right by deleting Nextdoor,” Harmon announced on Facebook, where disinformation, hysteria, and unnecessary prattle apparently do not exist—I must have a different Facebook, but I digress. “In every city [Nextdoor] is the most toxic and divisive factor in communities. Very little interest in facts—very high interest in drama and toxicity. I highly recommend leaving Nextdoor and getting into your real next door neighborhood and having face-to-

face conversations with real neighbors about real issues in a real way,” Harmon concluded. Hmm. Having met many of my “real” neighbors in a “real” way, I kind of like the idea of encapsulating them in a virtual cyber bubble, but Harmon’s also right. In between people asking for recommendations for house painters, help with fruit tree netting, and lost cat queries, there’s a lot of eye-rolling palaver on Nextdoor. Many of Harmon’s Facebook friends commiserated in her comments section. Jayne Wayne wrote, “That’s very interesting! I thought it was just my particular ‘neighborhood.’ I very much wish for there to be a learning curve and for people to develop their online social skills.” Right?!? Felicity Ann Lazo wrote, “Wow, I didn’t know that. I knew I had to block my toxic neighbor that was talking shit about me, but didn’t think it was much more than needing a painter, free cardboard, or coyote updates.” Shit-talkers are the worst! Patrick Lin helpfully posted a link to an NBC News opinion piece titled, “Reading Nextdoor drove me to paranoia. The cure? Meeting my neighbors in real life instead of online.” Touché, Madam Mayor. But if I delete Nextdoor, how will I

learn about my neighbor’s hapless car burglar who tried to break in but left his flashlight? Or my neighbor worried about another neighbor who’s “gone off the deep end with alcohol abuse”? Or all the free items for cats another despondent neighbor is giving away after her kitty died? Who doesn’t want used cat stuff? Sigh. “When I went to Monterey Bay Community Choice Energy (CCE), they said that Nextdoor almost killed CCE in every city that it was proposed in,” Harmon added in her own comment section, perhaps revealing her true impetus for jettisoning the neighborconnecting app. “The conversation on Nextdoor was so baseless, factless, and toxic about [CCE] that it bullies/pressures elected officials into not pursuing it.” Aha! One of Harmon’s pet projects is CCE, which her city’s website describes as bringing “local control, freedom of choice, and competition into the electricity marketplace. It does so by allowing local governments to pool the electricity demand of their communities, purchasing power with higher renewable content, and lower greenhouse gas emissions.” Who’d be against that, you might wonder? Investor-owned utilities, that’s who! I’m talking about PG&E and SoCal Edison. On powermag.com, they derisively wrote that CCE “is like the Costco of energy—a buyers’ club where local government agencies buy power on behalf of their residents.” Ha ha ha! You think that’s a bad thing? You just sold me on CCE! Go Harmon and the city of SLO! Let’s get those energy costs

down and increase our clean energy use! Meanwhile over at the SLO County Board of Supervisors, the board voted to make 5th District Supervisor Debbie Arnold chair and 3rd District Supervisor Adam Hill vice chair for 2019 with nary an argument. Not only that, but the board agreed to formalize the chair rotation policy. I don’t know if you remember, but before 1st District Supervisor John Peschong got the gavel for two unprecedented terms in a row, Hill— according to non-formalized tradition— was supposed to move from vice chair to chair, but the conservative majority voted to bypass his chairmanship twice, which added more rancor to an already very contentious relationship between the conservative and liberal board members. Have the “intractable five” learned to stop acting like rattle-shaking, dirty-diapered babies and actually get along like grown-ass adults? That would be swell since there’s a lot of important issues facing the county, including affordable housing, which the board—including the formerly resistive conservative members—recently unanimously approved several programs to improve access to … affordable housing that is. That sentence sort of got away from me. I think I’m just giddy about the idea of a functional board. It’s been awhile! ∆ The Shredder still lives in a cardboard box in a drainage culvert. Send ideas and comments to shredder@newtimesslo.com.

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Local crafter Finn Hansen hosts a leather tooling demonstration on Jan. 14 from 3 to 5 p.m. at Art Center Morro Bay. Hansen will show participants how to carve intricate designs into leather items including belts and horse saddles. Admission is free. Call (805) 772-2504 or visit artcentermorrobay.org for more info. —Caleb Wiseblood

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2019 MORRO BAY WINTER BIRD FESTIVAL This festival welcomes bird lovers to come and see, photograph, and learn more about birds local to Morro Bay. More than 200 species are usually sighted during the festival weekend. Check site for full schedule of events. Jan. 18-21 805-234-1170. morrobaybirdfestival.org. Morro Bay Community Center, 1001 Kennedy Way, Morro Bay.

EXPERIENCE THE KING TIDE An opportunity to learn about the highest tide of the year and the effects of climate change while sipping hot cocoa and coffee, strolling along the beach, and taking photos. Photos can be submitted to win prizes. Jan. 20, 9-11 a.m. Free; donations always appreciated. 805-927-2866. greenspacecambria.org. Shamel Park, 5455 Windsor Blvd., Cambria. GREEN DRINKS WINTER BIRD TALK AND SOCIAL HOUR A casual event that includes a short presentation from bird expert Chris Cameron, with time afterwards to talk and socialize over a drink. The talk features”Sweetie” the peregrine falcon. Families are welcome. Jan. 16, 6:30-8 p.m. Free; donations welcomed. 805-544-1777. ecoslo.org/events/. Top Dog Coffee Bar, 857 Main St., Morro Bay.

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FOURTH ANNUAL TAMALE FESTIVAL Expect a variety of tamales from gourmet to traditional to sweet tamales. Presented by the City of Atascadero. Features food, activities, and merchandise vendors. Jan. 19, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. VisitAtascadero.com. Sunken Gardens, 6505 El Camino Real, Atascadero. SAN LUIS OBISPO

GAGA AGAIN: A DRAG FUNDRAISER FOR THE SLO WOMEN’S MARCH Features Lady Gaga themed performances from SLOQueerdos’ drag performers. All ages are welcome. Food and beverages available. Jan. 18, 9-11 p.m. $10. 805-868-7133. 7SistersBrewing.com. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

OPEN HOUSE AT THE Y Enjoy a free workout, kids activities, tours, classes, and more. Y membership includes group fi tness classes, use of the SLO Swim Center, and child care. Jan. 12, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. 805-543-8235. sloymca.org. SLO County YMCA, 1020 Southwood Dr, San Luis Obispo.

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POETRY NIGHT AT CORE WINERY Monthly poetry group with two featured poets and open readings. Check CORE Winery Facebook page for details or schedule changes. Second Saturday of every month, 7:30 p.m. Free. 805-937-1600. corewine.com. CORE Winery, 105 W Clark Ave., Orcutt. WOMEN’S MARCH OF SANTA MARIA VALLEY Be a part of the Women’s March of Santa Maria Valley’s inaugural march. Meet at Buena Vista Park to march to the Action Alley Resource Fair at Minami Park. Jan. 19, 10 a.m. Free. 805-316-1356. facebook.com/ womensmarchsmv/. Buena Vista Park, 800 S. Pine St., Santa Maria.

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WORLD FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP 98 A live boxing event. Must be 21 or older to attend. Jan. 11, 6 p.m. $35-$95. Chumash Casino Resort, 3400 E. Highway 246, Santa Ynez, 800-248-6274, chumashcasino.com/entertainment.

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BEGINNING CHA CHA AND TRIPLE EAST COAST SWING Learn dances perfect for the Central Coast Blues Jams. Last 15 minutes will be a practice session, all classes are welcome Tuesdays, 7:30-8:30 p.m. through March 5 $100 singles; $185 couples. 805-2251728. FitnessWorks, 500 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay, debonairedancers.com.

BEGINNING RUMBA Learn a romantic dance perfect for slow Latin music. The last 15 minutes is a practice session,

all classes welcome Tuesdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. through March 5 $100 singles; $185 couples. 805-2251728. FitnessWorks, 500 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay, debonairedancers.com.

BEGINNING SOCIAL BALLROOM DANCE Learn beginning east coast swing, foxtrot and cha cha too. Tuesdays, 7:15-8 p.m. $100; $185 per couple. 805225-1728. debonairedancers.com. FitnessWorks, 500 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay.

CREATIVITY GROUP Enjoy a creative experience each Wednesday, unless other events/classes conflict. Bring your art work, in any medium, and join others. Wednesdays, 10:30 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. JANUARY WORKSHOP: SUCCULENT PLANTERS A succulent garden workshop. Guests will layer colored sand and wrap succulent roots in moss. Jan. 19, 10 a.m.-noon $75 for two planters. 805-927-4747. cambrianursery.com/january-workshop-succulentplanters/. Cambria Nursery & Florist, 2801 Eton Rd, Cambria.

PAINT PARTY No artistic experience necessary. All materials and supplies provided. Outside food and drinks welcome. Saturdays, 7-9:30 p.m. $40. 805-7729095. foreverstoked.com/paintparty.html. Forever Stoked, 1164 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay. WATERCOLOR WET AND WILD A watercolor class designed for beginner to advanced students. Classes will be ongoing and feature various instructors. Thursdays, 9 a.m.-noon through Jan. 31 $25 members; $30 non-members. Alice Isaac, 805-225-1286. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

ZEN DOODLE ADULT COLORING BOOK GROUP Relax and unwind with adult coloring books. No experience necessary. Fridays, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

New Times and the Sun now share their community listings for a complete Central Coast calendar running from SLO County through northern Santa Barbara County. Submit events online by logging in with your Google, Facebook, or Twitter account at newtimesslo.com. You may also email calendar@ newtimesslo.com. Deadline is one week before the issue date on Thursdays. Submissions are subject to editing and approval. Contact Calendar Editor Caleb Wiseblood directly at cwiseblood@newtimesslo.com.

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INDEX Special Events ..........[26] Arts ............................[26] Culture & Lifestyle.......[29] Food & Drink..............[32] Music .........................[33]

ZENTANGLE Through guided systematic patterns, students learn to trust their creativity, increase awareness, respond confidently to the unexpected, and discover the fun and healing in creative expression. Jan. 12, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. $20-$37. 805-550-2487. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

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MOSAIC STEPPING STONE Choose from a huge selection of colorful tiles to create a custom mosaic stepping stone. Includes cutting tiles, gluing, grouting, and cleaning. All supplies are provided. Jan. 10, 6-8 p.m. $70. 805-237-3988. creativemetime.com. Centennial Park, 600 Nickerson Dr., Paso Robles.

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CABARET SINGING AND PERFORMANCE CLASS Learn the art of singing in a Cabaret style and setting. Find your key and style with a skilled accompanist. You may start anytime during the semester. Wednesdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $185 for 12 week class or $20 per night as a drop-in student. 805-772-2812. cuesta. edu/communityprograms. Cuesta College Community Programs, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

DATE NIGHT POTTERY Guests can enjoy sharing wine, throwing pots on the wheel, and more. Fridays, Saturdays, 6-8 p.m. $30 per person. 805-896-6197. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo, anamcre.com.

FILM AND TV ACTING CLASSES Film and TV acting classes for all ages and skill levels. Offers optional showcases for major Hollywood talent agents and casting directors. Sundays, 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. $165$175. 310-910-1228. actorsedge.com. Mission Cinemas, 1025 Monterey St., SLO. HAND BUILT FUNCTIONAL POTTERY WORKSHOP WITH JARRED PFEIFFER Students will create functional forms using various hand building techniques and decorate their forms using screen printing, stencil, and other methods. Registration includes protective slip glaze, clay, and firing. Jan. 12, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. $100 SLOMA members; $125 general. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/education. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

IMPROV CLASS Learn to work on an improv ensemble and discover the basic fundamentals of improv comedy. Classes are taught by theater owner and director Sabrina Pratt. Wednesdays, 6-8 p.m. through Feb. 13 $225 (for all 6 weeks). 805-242-3109. centralcoastcomedytheater.com. Tigerlily Salon Studio, ARTS continued page 28

Tickets on sale now at My805Tix.com and at our official Box Office at Boo Boo Records in SLO Suppo ing local journalism, one ticket at a time. Central Coast Aquarium Winter Break Camp DAYS VARY: JANUARY 2–11 Central Coast Aquarium

Calendar Girls SELECT DAYS IN JAN–FEB By the Sea Productions

Winter Wine Stroll SATURDAY, JANUARY 19 Downtown Paso Robles

Point SLO Lighthouse Tours EVERY WED & SAT Point San Luis Lighthouse

SLO Blues Baseball 2019 SEASON PASSES Sinsheimer Stadium

Tours for Paddlers SELECT DATES THROUGH FEBRUARY Point San Luis Lighthouse

Café Musique in Conce SUNDAY, JANUARY 20 Café Musique

Beer Yoga SUNDAY, JANUARY 20 Naughty Oak Brewing Co.

Planet Lucha SUNDAY, JANUARY 20 Santa Maria Hotel Radisson

Victoria Vox in Conce TUESDAY, JANUARY 22 Morro Bay Wine Seller

Weaving Workshop SATURDAY, JANUARY 26 Zaca Mesa Winery

SLO Blues Society: Tommy Castro SATURDAY, JANUARY 26 SLO Veteran’s Hall

Barre & Brunch SUNDAY, JANUARY 27 Tooth & Nail Winery

Bach Cello Suites SUNDAY, JANUARY 27 Cass Winery

Avila Beach Spaghe i Dinner FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 1 Avila Beach Community Center

Orchestra Novo Co-Creation Project III with Robe Thies SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 10 CPAC at Cuesta College

Tribute to Aretha Franklin & Smokey Robinson TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 12 Morro Bay Wine Seller

MY805TIX BOX OFFICE IS NOW OPEN We’re happy to announce Boo Boo Records is the official Box Office for My805Tix events! Boo Boo’s is located at 978 Monterey Street in SLO.

Hard Day’s Night: A Tribute to the Beatles SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 2 Rava Wines + Events

Bill & Ian’s Excellent Abu Dhabi Adventure: Fundraising Pa y for Special Olympics

Chicago duo Small Potatoes TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 19 Morro Bay Wine Seller

SLO Blues Society: Albe Castiglia SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 23 SLO Veteran’s Hall

Return of the Je e: A Benefit Conce for Orchestra Novo SATURDAY, MARCH 2 Congregation Beth David

UK Guitarist Clive Carroll FRIDAY, MARCH 7 Morro Bay Wine Seller

Vocal A s on Broadway FRIDAY, MARCH 8 Monarch Club at Trilogy

Rick Springfield: Stripped Down SATURDAY, MARCH 16 Rava Wines + Events

Consequential Conversations MARCH 22–24 By the Sea Productions

Royal Family KIDS Fundraiser SATURDAY, MARCH 23 Fountain Pavilion at the Santa Maria Fairpark

Watercolor & Wine Workshop SUNDAY, MARCH 24 Zaca Mesa Winery

Brynn Albanese pe orms with StringFire SUNDAY, MARCH 31 Old Santa Rosa Chapel

DIY Succulent Wreath Workshop SATURDAY, APRIL 27 Zaca Mesa Winery

The Liar FRIDAY, JULY 5-28 By the Sea Productions

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 9 The Barn at Greengate Ranch

Call them at 805-541-0657.

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PACIFIC HORIZON CHORUS WELCOMES WOMEN SINGERS Visit site or come by in person to see if these

reflects the deep roots of ceramic sculpture in modern and contemporary California art. Through Jan. 20 Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

music lessons are right for you. Tuesdays, 6:30-9 p.m. 805-441-1405. pacifichorizon.org. SLO United Methodist Church, 1515 Fredericks St., San Luis Obispo.

CYNTHIA MEYER: LOCAL COLOR Enjoy landscape, light, and architecture captured on a sunny day in SLO. ongoing, 6-9 p.m. Free. 805-210-8687. secretslo.com. Sauer-Adams Adobe, 964 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo.

PAINT A POT Features a selection of pre-made pottery for those who love to design and paint. All ages welcome. Tuesdays-Saturdays, 11 a.m.-4:30 p.m. through March 30 $25 and up. 805-896-6197. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo.

INTERESTING TIMES Featuring the political and whimsical art of Mark Bryan. Through Jan. 23 805710-2929. Frame Works, 339 Marsh St, San Luis Obispo, sloart.com. LIGHT FROM A DARK ROOM: PHOTOGRAPHY BY MARTA PELUSO

SLO NIGHTWRITERS MONTHLY MEETING: PUBLIC WELCOME The organization’s goal is to

Contains black-and-white silver gelatin photographs made using film as well as digital color photography. This exhibition reflects the evolution of Marta Peluso’s art over time and includes new as well JAN. 10 – JAN. 17 as older images that have been revisited. 2019 Through Jan. 27 Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

provide a venue for SLO County writers to connect. Features a variety of guest speakers. Second Saturday of every month, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $5 for guests; free with membership. United Church of Christ (Congregational) of San Luis Obispo, 11245 Los Osos Valley Rd., San Luis Obispo, 805-544-1373.

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ACRYLIC POURING INTERMEDIATE WORKSHOP Artist Shelley Kenny host this class, where every piece will look completely different from the next. Jan. 16, 6-8 p.m. $40. 805-550-9963. theartgalanipomo. com/classes-and-events/. Gala De Arte Plaza, 136 N Thompson Ave. B, Nipomo.

ART AND WINE: CACTUS FLOWER ACRYLIC PAINTING CLASS Create a colorful cactus and flower canvas with artist Wendy Thrasher. All materials and a glass of wine are provided. Jan. 10, 6-8 p.m. and Jan. 17, 6-8 p.m. $40; $65 for 2; $30 each for 3 or more. 805-550-9963. theartgalanipomo.com/classes-andevents/. Gala De Arte Plaza, 136 N Thompson Ave. B, Nipomo.

ART AND WINE: STARFISH NAIL AND STRING ART CLASS Bring beach shells them to this starfish nail and string mixed media class. Artist Wendy Thrasher guides guests through techniques that are easily replicated. All materials and a glass of wine are include. Jan. 12, 6-8 p.m. and Jan. 19, 6-8 p.m. $40; $65 for 2; $30 each for 3 or more. 805-550-9963. theartgalanipomo.com/classes-and-events/. Gala De Arte Plaza, 136 N Thompson Ave. B, Nipomo.

ART AND WINE: WINTER ICE ACRYLIC PAINTING CLASS An evening of wine and painting. Artist Wendy Thrasher guides guests through techniques that are easily replicated. All materials and a glass of wine are provided. Jan. 11, 6-8 p.m. and Jan. 18, 6-8 p.m. $40; $65 for 2; $30 each for 3 or more. 805-550-9963. theartgalanipomo.com/classes-and-events/. Gala De Arte Plaza, 136 N Thompson Ave. B, Nipomo.

FELTED CROSS-BODY WALLETS WITH REPURPOSED WOOL Most supplies included,

PILGRIM’S PROCESS: THE POETRY OF MICHAEL HANNON The exhibit celebrates over five decades of

SHOOT TO GRILL

The fourth annual Tamale Festival takes place Jan. 19 from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. at Sunken Gardens in Atascadero. The festival showcases a variety of tamales from gourmet to traditional. Guests can enjoy food, drinks, festive activities, merchandise vendors, and more. Visit visitatascadero.com for more info. —C.W. Unitarian Universalist Fellowship Hall, 786 Arlington, Cambria.

2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

RECEPTION: FOR THE BIRDS 2019 This annual exhibit is in celebration of the Morro Bay Winter Bird Festival. Meet the artists at the opening reception and enjoy fine art paintings, sculpture, and more. Jan. 13, 2-4 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

PAINTINGS BY GLENDA GRIFFITH Glenda Griffith’s expressionistic seascape, landscape, and wildlife paintings will be up at Cambria Library. TuesdaysSaturdays. through Jan. 30 Free. 805-927-4336. slolibrary.org. Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria.

WINTER BIRD FESTIVAL BAZAAR Artists, environmental groups, and vendors will have items on display and for sale. Presentations will also take place throughout the weekend. Jan. 18, 12-4:30 p.m., Jan. 19, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Jan. 20, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 805-234-1170. morrobaybirdfestival.org. Morro Bay Community Center, 1001 Kennedy Way, Morro Bay.

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ARTALK WITH MARTA PELUSO Join SLOMA for

A THOUSAND FEATHERS A mixed media fine art group show featuring the birds of the Central Coast. Through Jan. 29 Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 10, Morro Bay. NORTH SLO COU NT Y

ARTISTIC JOURNEYS WITH JANICE PLUMA A solo exhibit of acrylic and collage paintings. Through Feb. 1 Free. 805-461-6164. slolibrary.org. Atascadero Library, 6555 Capistrano, Atascadero.

works in print. Includes chapbooks, books, broadsides, poetry-infused sculpture, mail art, and altered objects. Mondays-Fridays, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. through March 29 Free. 805-756-2305. lib.calpoly.edu/events/ pilgrimsprocess. Cal Poly Special Collections and Archives, Robert E. Kennedy Library, 1 Grand Ave., Building 35, Room 409, San Luis Obispo.

VICTORIA FU The video art and photography of Victoria Fu examines artistic conventions and the dispersal of technical images in the contemporary era. Jan. 17, 5-7 p.m. and Tuesdays-Saturdays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. through Feb. 8 Free. 805-756-1571. Cal Poly University Art Gallery, Cal Poly Art & Design, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, 93407-0321, San Luis Obispo, artgallery.calpoly.edu.

WILD SILKS: THREE PERSPECTIVES Featured artists: Jeanne Miller, Dana Kimberly Hixson, and Martha Sparta. This exhibit showcases the work of three silk artists who paint together, sharing their talents and insights with one another. Saturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sundays, 12-4 p.m. and Mondays-Fridays, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m. through Jan. 29 Free. 805-747-4200. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. SOUTH COAST SLO COU NT Y

FROM ARTISTS, FOR ARTISTS, BY ARTISTS Featuring fine art oils and pastels from Corynn Wolf, acrylics from Ryan Adams, and works from various mediums by Marc Wolf ongoing Free. 805-7736563. Puffers of Pismo, 781 Price St., Pismo Beach, puffersofpismo.com/.

a Sunday afternoon ARTalk with photographer Marta Peluso. Ms. Peluso will talk about the work in her current SLOMA exhibition, Light From A Dark Room, which features a diverse mixture of black-and-white film photography as well as digital work. Jan. 13, 2 p.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

BOTH SIDES OF THE BIG POND: SHARING COMMON GROUND This photographic exhibition showcases the beauty of 2 areas, separated by the ocean, that are in danger due to misuse and potential damage by large corporations. Features photos by Michael Messina and Marty Cullen. Through Jan. 15 805-466-3684. ärt/, 5806 Traffic Way, Atascadero.

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beads for a necklace or a small animal out of felted wool. Registration required. For ages 15 and up. Jan. 12, 2-3 p.m. Free. 805-473-7164. slolibrary.org. Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande.

CORNERS OF THE MOUTH Featured poets are Sarah Grieve and Kevin Clark with an open reading to follow. Jan. 20, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-903-3595. languageofthesoul.org. Linnaea’s Cafe, 1110 Garden St., San Luis Obispo.

non-themed state-wide juried exhibition at SLOMA. Juror: Jerry McLaughlin. Visit site for details. Mondays-Sundays. through May 15 $35 for up to two paintings. 805-5438562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

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LIGHT FROM A DARK ROOM: ARTALK WITH PHOTOGRAPHER MARTA PELUSO Ms. Peluso will

COMMON GROUND 2019 Viewers are invited to see how artists are engaging with the current political landscape and representing their beliefs, anxieties and ideals. Through Jan. 27, noon 805-238-9800. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, studiosonthepark.org.

including pre-cut repurposed wool and decorative felted patch. Create a unique, light wallet with a long crossbody strap. Wood upcycled from thrift store menswear. Jan. 19, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. $75. 805-709-1160. Weissberg Barn, 1080 Hetrick Ave., Arroyo Grande.

NEEDLE FELTING WORKSHOP Learn how to create

COUNTRY HOMES AND GARDENS Digital artists

West will be the featured poets. Open reading follows. Jan. 13, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-772-2880. Coalesce Garden Chapel, 845 Main St., Morro Bay.

talk about the work in her current SLOMA exhibition, Light From A Dark Room + Jack Kerouac Alley, that features a diverse mixture of black-and-white film photography and digital work. Jan. 13, 2 p.m. Free. 805543-8562. sloma.org/events. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

Deb Hofstetter and Dean Crawford Jr. collaborate with fellow artist Deprise Brescia, an award-winning encaustic, acrylic, and mixed media artist. Through Feb. 1 Free. 805-238-9800. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, studiosonthepark.org.

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pastels by local artist Denise Schryver are on display and for sale. Part of the proceeds benefit the mission of Courtney’s House and Paradise fire victims. Through Feb. 10 $125-$400. 805-434-3895. figgoodfood.org. Courtney’s House, 311 6th St., Templeton.

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SECOND SUNDAY AT SEVEN Susan Lara and T. C.

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ARTISTS GET BETTER WITH AGE, CHALLENGING THE PLATEAUS, UNCOVERING NEW PATHWAYS, AND STAYING MOTIVATED Sherwyn will talk about his own growth as an artist and the methods and practices he has utilized over the years. This presentation will feature demonstrations, visual representations, and activities. Jan. 13, 2-4 p.m. Free for Allied Arts members; $3 for non-members. 805-9273291 or 805-927-8190. cambriacenterforthearts.org. Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria.

BOOK DISCUSSION GROUP Sponsored by the Friends of the Los Osos Library. For adults. Third Thursday of every month, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. 805-5281862. Los Osos Library, 2075 Palisades Ave., Los Osos.

OPENING RECEPTION AND ART WALK: A THOUSAND FEATHERS A Thousand Feathers is a fine art mixed media group show. Meet the artists during this opening reception and art walk. Jan. 11, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 10, Morro Bay.

POETRY/SPOKEN WORD WITH MARY ANNE ANDERSON Open mic follows each reading. Third Thursday of every month, 7-9 p.m. Free. 831-277-4028.

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DAVID KREITZER: FINE ART OPEN STUDIOS

DENISE SCHRYVER EXHIBIT Original paintings and

Featuring water, landscape, figure, fantasy and floral works. Collectors of Kreitzer’s works include Howard and Roberta Ahmanson, Michael Douglas, Ray Bradbury, Robert Takken, and Jane Hind. Sundays, 12-6 p.m. Varies. 805-234-2048. kreitzerArt.com. Kreitzer Fine Art and Voice Studios, 1442 12th St., Los Osos.

PARTNERS Features works by couples who share a home and whose creative passions navigate their relationship and their art in unique ways. Some duos collaborate and create pieces of art together. Through Feb. 24 Free. 805-238-9800. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, studiosonthepark.org.

ED ZIRBEL AND TOM NICKELSON: MASTER WOODCARVERS Master woodcarvings including

THANKFUL The Paso Robles Joint Unified School

animals, whimsical houses, and Native American flutes. Closed Tuesdays. Through Jan. 16, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-995-2049. cayucosart.org. Cayucos Community Art Gallery, 10 Cayucos Dr., Cayucos.

FOR THE BIRDS 2019 In celebration of the Morro Bay Winter Bird Festival. This exhibit is a collection of fine art paintings and photography depicting our vast array of bird species and all things related to birds. Jan. 10-Feb. 18, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay. org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

MORRO BAY FRIDAY ARTWALK A self-guided tour that takes place every second Friday of the month. Guests can enjoy refreshments, trolley rides, and more. Second Friday of every month, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-772-

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District Gallery’s annual themed show featuring artwork by students from all Paso Robles’s schools, grades K through 12. Through Jan. 20, 12-9 p.m. Free. 805-2389800. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, studiosonthepark.org.

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CENTRAL COAST PRINTMAKERS: BANNER A collaborative exhibition featuring contemporary prints made by members of the Central Coast Printmakers Group, a membership group of SLOMA. Through Jan. 27 Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

CLAY X 3 Featuring ceramic artists Ariane Leiter, Maria Teresa Rode and Catherine Schmid-Maybach. Their work

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CALL FOR ARTISTS: AWAKEN SLO COUNTY STUDENTS A year-long program celebrating art and community expressed through the imaginative creations of our county’s students. Three student exhibitions will be displayed at SLOMA throughout the year. Through May 12 Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

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THE REBOOT: STORYTELLING REIMAGINED Curated mix of invited storytellers and open mic for novice storytellers. Spoken word, improv, character sketches and interactive games. Every third Friday of the month. Third Friday of every month, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805772-9225. facebook.com/topdogcoffeebar/. Top Dog Coffee Bar, 857 Main St., Morro Bay.

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THE GLAMPEDE: ANYTHING GOES A neo-burlesque revue and showcase featuring local performers of The Glampede. Jan. 12, 7-10 p.m. $25. 831-234-2587. Rendarrio Vineyards, 2323 Tuley Ct. Ste. 110, Paso Robles, rendarrio.com.

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TABULA RASA The 49th annual Cal Poly Orchesis

Dance Company concert. Jan. 18, 8-10 p.m. and Jan. 19, 2-4 & 8-10 p.m. $20 general admission; $12 student, faculty/staff, senior. 805-756-4TIX. theatredance. calpoly.edu/productions. Spanos Theatre, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.

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PRIDE AND PREJUDICE The San Luis Obispo

MORRO BAY METAPHYSICIANS Explore the history

Repertory Theatre’s Academy of Creative Theatre presents a young performers’ version of Jane Austen’s classic novel. Wednesdays-Saturdays, 7-8:30 p.m. and Saturdays, Sundays, 2-3:30 p.m. through Jan. 20 $17-$25. 805-786-2440. slorep.org/shows/pride-andprejudice/. San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre, 888 Morro St., San Luis Obispo.

of metaphysics with a different topic each week. Led by Tobey White Heart Crockett. Fridays, 12-1 p.m. $10-$20 suggested donation. 805-772-2880. facebook.com/ groups/MBMetaphysicians. Coalesce Garden Chapel, 845 Main St., Morro Bay.

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Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, 756-4849, pacslo.org.

SLOLIO: A GATHERING OF TRUE STORIES Monthly storytelling event open to anyone who has a true story to share based on the month’s theme and that can be told without notes. Theme for January is “Banded Together”. Jan. 16, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-995-2867. slolio.org. Linnaea’s Cafe, 1110 Garden St., San Luis Obispo. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ L O S A L A M O S

RUMORS Orcutt Community Theater presents its production of this Neil Simon farce. Recommended for ages over 12 due to adult language. Jan. 11, 7-9 p.m., Jan. 12, 7-9 p.m., Jan. 13, 1:30-3:30 p.m., Jan. 18, 7-9 p.m., Jan. 19, 7-9 p.m. and Jan. 20, 1:30-3:30 p.m. $15. 805-973-7264. santamariacommunitytheater.com. KDA Studios, 3558 Skyway Dr., Santa Maria.

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DEMONSTRATION: LEATHER TOOLING BY FINN HANSEN Local craftsman Finn Hansen will demonstrate how to tool leather, which entails cutting into leather to create shapes and designs. See how intricate designs can be carved into leather items including belts and horse saddles. Jan. 14, 3-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

E-DEVICE HELP Please sign up in advance. Thursdays, 8:30-10 a.m. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay.

SAN LUIS OBISPO law firm LightGabler and the SLO Chamber of Commerce person this seminar that will discuss the new employment laws taking effect in 2019. Jan. 10, 12-1:30 p.m. $30 for SLO Chamber members; $45 for nonmembers. 805-881-2777. slochamber.org. Mindbody, 659 Tank Farm Rd., San Luis Obispo.

ADVICE TO GROW BY: WINTER PRUNING Join the UC Master Gardener to learn about the care and pruning of fruit trees. This free presentation is open to the public and includes a pruning demonstration. Jan. 19, 10 a.m.-noon Free. 805-781-5939. Garden of the Seven Sisters Demonstration Garden, 2156 Sierra Way, San Luis Obispo. CITIZENSHIP CLASS To prepare for the citizenship exam. No registration required. Tuesdays, 5-6 p.m. Free. 805-781-5783. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

TALKS ON TAP: BIRDS OF MORRO BAY Dr. David Keeling will present his photography of the birds of Morro Bay. Jan. 15, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. 805-868-7133. 7SistersBrewing.com. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

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ELEPHANT SEALS Learn about the seals local to the Piedras Blancas Elephant Seal Rookery, who make a yearly pilgrimage to San Simeon. Presented by the Piedras Blancas Friends of the Elephant Seal. Jan. 19, 2-3 p.m. Free. 805-473-7161. slolibrary.org. Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande.

POINT SLO LIGHTHOUSE TOURS Docents lead guests on a one-hour tour of the historic site, the buildings, and up to the Lighthouse tower. Please arrive 15 minutes early. All proceeds go directly toward the site’s restoration. Wednesdays, 12 & 1 p.m. and Saturdays, 12, 1 & 2 p.m. $17-$22. 805-540-5771. pointsanluislighthouse.org. Point San Luis Lighthouse, 1 Lighthouse Rd., Avila Beach.

TOURS FOR PADDLERS A special tour for visitors who come by ocean. Paddlers will need to clean sand from their feet and dry themselves before the tour so not to damage the antique flooring. Saturdays, 10-10:45 a.m. $6.49. 805-540-5771. Point San Luis Lighthouse, 1 Lighthouse Rd., Avila Beach.

Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

CLUBS & MEETINGS

RAINBOW CONNECTION GROUP This group serves gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgender youth (ages 18 through 26). Meets every Thursday (except the the third of the month). Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. 805-541-4252. galacc.org. GALA Center Gallery, 1060 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

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ADULT BOOK DISCUSSION GROUP Third Wednesday of every month, 10 a.m.-noon Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay. SURFSIDE TENNIS CLUB Saturdays, 9 a.m. Free the first month; $30 per year afterwards. surfsidetennisclub. teamopolis.com. Los Osos Middle School, 1555 El Moro St., Los Osos, 534-2835.

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MID-STATE CRUIZERS OF ATASCADERO Open to all auto enthusiasts. Third Thursday of every month, 5:30 p.m. midstatecruizers.org. Round Table, 6915 El Camino Real, Atascadero, 805-466-7111.

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DISRUPT THE HERD BOOK DISCUSSION To discuss the herd mentality overwhelming the education system led by Paul McCullough, on Bill Deresiewicz’s book Excellent Sheep. Jan. 17, 6-8 p.m. $25. 805548-8700. facebook.com/SLOClassicalAcademy/. SLO Classical Academy, 165 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

MAGIC: THE GATHERING AT CAPTAIN NEMO Magic: The Gathering (Standard/Type 2). Refreshments available on site for purchase. Mondays, 5-8 p.m. 2 Boost Buy In. 805-544-6366. Facebook.com/ CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

MINIATURE GAMING AT CAPTAIN NEMO Refreshments available on site for purchase. Please park in reserved spaces. Thursdays, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-5446366. Facebook.com/CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

OPEN GAMING AT CAPTAIN NEMO Board games, card games, and more. Bring any games you’d like. Refreshments available on site for purchase. Please park in Reserved spaces. Sundays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-544-6366. facebook.com/pg/CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo

OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS Meets at various locations in SLO County: Arroyo Grande, Oceano, San Luis Obispo, Morro Bay, Cambria, Atascadero, and Paso Robles. No dues/fees. Mondays-Sundays, 6-7 p.m. Free. oacentralcoast.org. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

SLO CHESS CLUB All ages and skill levels welcome. Plays at the giant chess board in Morro Bay on Saturdays. Boards generally provided. Thursdays, 6:3010 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-2154963. slochess.com. Target, Los Osos Valley Rd., San Luis Obispo. SLO LEZ MIX A monthly lesbian gathering and potluck centered on fostering a strong and diverse community. Each month has a different theme. Third Friday of every month, 6:30 p.m. slolezmix.org. GALA Center Gallery, 1060 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

SLO TABLE TENNIS All ages and skill levels welcome. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 7-10 p.m. and Sundays, 4-7 p.m. Free. 805-215-4963. Ludwick Community Center, 864 Santa Rosa, San Luis Obispo.

TOASTMASTERS WEEKLY MEETING A meeting for those who wish to improve their communication skills and lose their fear of public speaking. Thursdays, 6:30-7:45 a.m. SLO County Government Center, 1055 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-544-6654.

THE WALT WHITMAN GAY MEN’S BOOK CLUB This club meets to discuss books and films, chosen by the group, that relate to their lives as gay men. Second Monday of every month, 7 p.m. 805-720-4528. galacc. org. GALA Center Gallery, 1060 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

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BISHOP PEAK CHAPTER OF THE EMBROIDERER’S GUILD OF AMERICA Welcoming those who work with all forms of needlework. Bring a sack lunch. Third Saturday of every month, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Grover Beach Community Center, 1230 Trouville Ave., Grover Beach, (805) 773-4832.

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NIPOMO SENIOR CENTER The center is open five days a week; closed on weekends and holidays. Mondays-Fridays, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 805-929-1615. Nipomo Senior Center, 200 E. Dana St., Nipomo.

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MORRO BAY MARTIAL ARTS Offering adult and youth classes in kickboxing, boxing, judo, jiu-jitsu, MMA, tai chi, qi gong, and self defense. Programs are customized to fit your needs , goals, age, and abilities. Mondays-Sundays, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. through April 25 Call for details. 805-7017397. Morro Bay Martial Arts, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

OCEANO BEACH COMMUNITY ASSOCIATION MONTHLY MEETING Join to help create a change for Oceano. Core focuses are improving livability, accessibility, and beauty of the community while preserving Oceano’s cultural diversity, character, and coastal environment. Jan. 10, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. 805801-6148. oceanobeach.org. Oceano Community Center, 1425 19th St., Oceano.

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SUPPORT GROUPS

JAN. 10 – JAN. 17 2019

NORTH COAST SLO COU NT Y Dependents Anonymous (CoDA) is a 12-step recovery program for anyone who desires to have healthy and loving relationships with themselves and others. Saturdays, 1-2:15 p.m. Free. 805-203-5875. Cambria Connection, 1069 Main St., Cambria.

NAR-ANON FAMILY GROUP MEETING A meeting for those who know or have known a feeling of desperation concerning the addiction of a loved one. Fridays, 12-1 p.m. Free. 805-221-5523. A meeting for those who know or have known a feeling of desperation concerning the addiction of a loved one. Tuesdays, 6-7 p.m. Free. The Redeemer Lutheran Church, 4500 El Camino Real, Atascadero, 805-221-5523. SAN LUIS OBISPO

CHILD LOSS SUPPORT GROUP Hospice SLO County is offering this support group for those grieving the loss of a child. This group provides the opportunity to connect with individuals in a similar situation. Drop-ins welcome. Thursdays, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo.org/support-groups. Hospice SLO County, 1304 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo. FAMILY CAREGIVER SUPPORT GROUP A support group for those who are caring for a loved one, no matter the diagnosis. This group provides the opportunity to connect with individuals in a similar situation. Drop-ins welcome. Every other Friday, 2:30-4 p.m. Free. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo.org. Hospice SLO County, 1304 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo.

FIBROMYALGIA SUPPORT GROUP A free support group for those who suffer from Fibromyalgia. Second Saturday of every month, 11 a.m.-noon Free. slolibrary. org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo. LIVING WITH GRIEF SUPPORT GROUP Grief is a natural response to the death of a loved one. This group helps those who have lost a loved one or have a loved one who is dealing with a life-altering illness. Trained grief counselors will be present to provide information about grief. Mondays, 12:15-1:15 p.m. Free. 805-5442266. hospiceslo.org/support-groups. Hospice SLO County, 1304 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo.

NAR-ANON: LET IT BEGIN WITH ME Nar-Anon is a support group for those who are affected by someone else’s addiction. Tuesdays 805-458-7655. naranoncentralca.org/meetings/meeting-list/. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

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GENERAL GRIEF SUPPORT GROUP (SOUTH COUNTY) Hospice SLO County is offering this support group for those grieving the death of a loved one. Held in the Church Care Center. Drop-ins welcome. Tuesdays, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo.org. New Life Pismo, 990 James Way, Pismo Beach.

NAMI FAMILY SUPPORT GROUP Hosted by NAMI (National Alliance on Mental Illness). A confidential and safe group of families helping families who have a loved one living with mental health challenges. Third Saturday of every month, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. 805-544-2086. Safe Haven, 203 Bridge St, Arroyo Grande.

SCLERODERMA SUPPORT GROUP MEETING A support group for those who have Scleroderma or those who love someone with Scleroderma. Nov. 17, 11:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Free. 805-878-6261. St. John’s Lutheran Church, 959 Valley Rd., Arroyo Grande.

SPOUSE AND PARTNER LOSS SUPPORT GROUP (SOUTH COUNTY) A Hospice SLO support group for those grieving the loss of a partner or spouse. This group provides the opportunity to connect with individuals in a similar situation. Held in Room 16. Dropins welcome. Thursdays, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. 805-544-

Center, 1 Grand Ave, San Luis Obispo, 805-756-7297.

Ave, San Luis Obispo, 805-756-7297.

CAL POLY WRESTLING VS. CSU BAKERSFIELD Jan. 11, 7 p.m. Mott Athletics Center, 1 Grand Ave, San Luis Obispo, 805-756-7297.

SLO PING PONG Features many tables. Games are informal and all ability levels are welcome. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 7-10 p.m. and Sundays, 4-7 p.m. through Dec. 31 Free for new players. 805-540-0470. Ludwick Community Center, 864 Santa Rosa, San Luis Obispo.

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of a loved one. This group provides the opportunity to connect with individuals in a similar situation. Drop-ins welcome. Wednesdays, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. 805-5442266. hospiceslo.org/support-groups/general-griefsupport-group-0. Hospice SLO County: North County Office, 517 13th St., Paso Robles.

CAL POLY MEN’S BASKETBALL VS. CSUN Jan. 12, 7 p.m. Mott Athletics

CAL POLY WOMEN’S BASKETBALL VS. UCSB Jan. 12, 2 p.m. Mott Athletics Center, 1 Grand

CO-DEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS MEETING Co-

GENERAL GRIEF SUPPORT GROUP (NORTH COUNTY) A support group for those grieving the death

SPORTS

SEALS OF APPROVAL

The Piedras Blancas Friends of the Elephant Seal present a lecture on local elephant seals on Jan. 19 from 2 to 3 p.m. at the Arroyo Grande Library. Guests will learn about the seals inhabiting the Piedras Blancas Elephant Seal Rookery. Admission is free. Call (805) 4737161 or visit slolibrary.org to find out more. —C.W. 2266. hospiceslo.org. New Life Pismo, 990 James Way, Pismo Beach.

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BASIC COMPUTER HELP Come to learn basic computer skills. Call to sign up. Thursdays, 8:30-10 a.m. Free. 805-772-6394. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay.

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KNITTING FOR BEGINNERS Beginners will learn basic stitches and work on starter projects. All materials provided. Saturdays, 12-2 p.m. through Jan. 26 Free. 805-781-5783. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo. YOUTH MENTAL HEALTH FIRST AID Learn how to identify, understand and respond to signs of mental illnesses and substance use disorders. Registration for this training is required. Jan. 12, 8 a.m.-4:30 p.m. $20. 805-503-0009. t-mha.org. Transitions-Mental Health Association, 784 High St., San Luis Obispo.

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SEWING CAFE CLASSES AND WORKSHOPS Sewing Cafe offers various classes and workshop. Call for full schedule. ongoing Sewing Cafe, 541 Five Cities Dr., Pismo Beach, 805-295-6585.

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ENERGY AND FOCUS DURING THE HOLIDAYS Learn an ancient and powerful system for gaining vitality, energy, and focus. Features zen, tai chi, qi gong, and more. Specials packages available for the holidays. Thursdays, 8:45-9:45 a.m. through Jan. 31 Call for details. 805-701-7397. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

HEATED BARRE SERIES A combination of pilates, yoga, and ballet barre technique. Exercise equipment includes mini-balls and small hand weights to sculpt, slim, and stretch your entire body. Sundays. through Jan. 27 $70. 805-215-4565. omniyogastudio.com/workshops/. Omni Studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd, Morro Bay. INTERMEDIATE TRIBAL BUNKAI Incorporates props, rhythm instruments, and a fusion of world dance to upbeat, fast drumming music. Fridays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $40 monthly; $12 to drop in. 805-203-6318. desertcoastdance.com. Ignite Movement Studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay.

MORRO BAY MARTIAL ARTS: WORLD CHAMPION INSTRUCTION Offering adult and youth classes in kickboxing, boxing, judo, Jiu Jitsu, MMA, Tai Chi, Qi Gong, and self defense. ongoing 805-701-7397. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

MOVEMENT FLOW Incorporates yoga, active and resistance stretching, and more. Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, 6:30-7:30 a.m. 805-776-3676. studiofitnessmorrobay.com. Studio Fitness, 349 Quintana, Morro Bay. NIA TECHNIQUE A workout that combines dance, martial arts, and yoga. Mondays, Wednesdays, 6:30 p.m.

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Studio Fitness, 349 Quintana, Morro Bay, 805-776-3676, studiofitnessmorrobay.com.

WRITING THROUGH THE STORM Award-winning writer and expressive arts specialist Devin Wallace will present her writing techniques for healing and deep insight. Jan. 10, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $75. 805-709-2227. inner-workings.com. Morro Bay Massage and Bodywork, 736 Main St., Morro Bay. SAN LUIS OBISPO

GENTLE YOGA Includes exercises involving the Egoscu Method, foundation training, active isolated stretching, and more. Mondays, Wednesdays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. 805549-1222. ae.slcusd.org. San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo. GENTLE YOGA IN SLO Features traditional yoga poses, resistance and active stretching, trigger point therapy, and nerve flossing techniques. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 10:15-11:30 a.m. $88. 805-549-1222. ae.slcusd.org. San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo.

THRIVING WITH A CHRONIC CONDITION Ruth Cherry hosts this talk directed to those with any kind of chronic condition, medical or psychological. Jan. 19, 1-3 p.m. Free. 805-439-2757. Unity Church, 1130 Orcutt, San Luis Obisp.

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BEGINNER’S CHI GONG AND YOGA For adults and youth ages 11 and up. Includes stand up exercises, breathing techniques, and more. Sundays, 9:45 a.m. Free. 805-534-1600. Morrocco Method Headquarters, 800 Farroll Rd., Grover Beach, morroccomethod.com.

MAY I BE HAPPY: SERIES ON SELFCOMPASSION Befriend yourself to experience greater peace, emotional stability, joy, and well-being. Pre-registration required. Thursdays, 5-6 p.m. through May 30 805-270-5523. mindfulkindfulyouniversity.com/ self-compassion. Women’s Club of Arroyo Grande, 211 Vernon St., Arroyo Grande.

MINDFUL YOGA: GENTLE, RESTORATIVE, AND SLOW FLOW Mondays, Wednesdays, 9-10:15 a.m. $10 donation. White Heron Sangha Meditation Center, 6615 Bay Laurel Place, Avila Beach, whiteheronsangha.org.

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BILINGUAL STORYTIME/ CUENTOS BILINGÜES Children and their families are invited to listen to tales in English and Spanish. Wednesdays, 3:30-4 p.m. Free. 805-927-4336. slolibrary.org. Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria.

KIDS BALLET This is a beginner’s class for boys and girls to learn how to expressively move in their bodies while focusing on alignment, coordination, and basic ballet technique. Mondays, 3:30-4:15 p.m. $60 per month. 805.215.4565. omniyogastudio.com. Omni Studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd, Morro Bay. KIDS HIP HOP Focus placed on basic rhythm comprehension and beginner hip hop moves including rocks, bounces, grooves, and moving on the floor. Wednesdays, 3:30-4:30 p.m. through Jan. 1 $60 per month. 805-215-4565. omniyogastudio.com. Omni Studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd, Morro Bay. PAWS TO READ Children are welcome to come read to Berkeley the dog. Wednesdays, 3 p.m. Free. 805-5281862. Los Osos Library, 2075 Palisades Ave., Los Osos. Come read to Karly the Dog. A great way to get kids interested in reading. Second Friday of every month, 4-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-6394. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay. RHYTHM AND MOVEMENT DANCE FOR KIDS Utilizing theatrical props, games, and improvisational tools to encourage skill building and creative movement. For ages 5 to 8. All levels of dancers are welcome. Wednesdays, 3:30-4:30 p.m. $40 monthly; $12 to drop in. 805-203-6318. Ignite Movement Studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay, ignitemovementstudio.com/.

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MINDFUL KINDFUL PEACEFUL CLUB (AGES 6-11): ATASCADERO A social-emotional learning program that provides foundation for greater mental strength, resilience, happiness, and well-being through exploration of our inner world of thoughts, emotions, attitudes, and behaviors. Pre-registration required. Tuesdays, 3:15-4:15 p.m. 805-270-5523. mindfulkindfulyouniversity.com/register-dragonflyatascadero. Atascadero Agricultural Hall, 5035 Palma Ave., Atascadero.

YOUNIQUE FITNESS: FOR SPECIAL NEEDS A whole-brain approach to learning and fitness through music, movement, yoga, mindful awareness training, guided relaxation strategies, and expressive arts. RSVP required. Subject to cancellation. Tuesdays, 4:30-5:15 p.m. 805-270-5523. mindfulkindfulyouniversity.com/ register-younique-atascadero. Atascadero Agricultural Hall, 5035 Palma Ave., Atascadero.

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LAGUNA LAKE HIKE WITH ECOSLO The distance is 2 miles round trip. Guests are recommended to bring water, a snack, and sturdy hiking shoes. Participants meet at the dog park area. Jan. 12, 8:30-10 a.m. Free. 805-544-1777. ecoslo.org. Laguna Lake Park, 504 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo.

RISE OF A RAILROAD TOWN WALKING TOUR Learn about the boilermakers, brakemen, prophets, poets, and promoters who made SLO a steam town. Jan. 19, 2-4 p.m. $20. 805-210-8687. secretslo.com/tours/. San Luis Obispo Railroad Museum, 1940 Santa Barbara Ave, San Luis Obispo.

ART OF FENCING FOR BEGINNERS Come learn the art of fencing and the thrill of swordplay. This 8-week class will introduce the basic concepts of foil fencing to students ages 10 and up. An adult and youth class will be offered simultaneously. All equipment is provided. Mondays, 6:30-8 p.m. through March 4 Recommended donation of $50. 805-542-9802. sanluishighlanders.org. First Presbyterian Church of San Luis Obispo, 981 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo.

CRAFT: SNOW STORM IN A BOTTLE Mix a number of ingredients and watch as bubbles pop to make a snowlike effect. Jan. 19, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. slocm.org/programs. San Luis Obispo Children’s Museum, 1010 Nipomo St., CULTURE & LIFESTYLE continued page 31

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CRAFT: SNOWY OWL COLLAGE Bubble wrap print a snowy background for your torn paper snowy owl sitting on a branch. Through Jan. 13 805-545-5874. slocm.org/ programs. San Luis Obispo Children’s Museum, 1010 Nipomo St., San Luis Obispo. DRAMA AND IMAGINATIVE PLAY CLASS: AGES 5-8 Sing, dance, play games, and create stories and characters. Saturdays, 11-11:45 a.m. $120 for 10 weeks. 805-709-0761. pyjamadrama.com/us. SLO Movement Arts Center, 2074 Parker St., San Luis Obispo.

DRAMA AND PLAY CLASSES: AGES 2-4 Build language, develop motor skills, and practice cooperation, concentration, and problem solving. Mondays, 10:15-11 a.m. $120 for 10 weeks. 805-7090761. pyjamadrama.com/us. SLO Movement Arts Center, 2074 Parker St., San Luis Obispo.

FAMILY NITE AT 7SISTERS BREWING $5 options include kids’ grilled cheese, kids’ pulled pork sliders, craft root beer floats, and more. Features live Irish music and family activities. Wednesdays, 4-9 p.m. Free. 805868-7133. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo, 7SistersBrewing.com.

FREE MOONLIGHT HOURS Visit the museum for free during these hours. Jan. 17, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-5455874. slocm.org/programs. San Luis Obispo Children’s Museum, 1010 Nipomo St., San Luis Obispo.

IN THE STUDIO: GRAVITY DRIP PAINTING Rain drops run down participants’ papers after squirting colorful paint. Jan. 15-20 slocm.org/programs. San Luis Obispo Children’s Museum, 1010 Nipomo St., San Luis Obispo, 545-5874.

KIDS PARTY PARADISE For kids ages 4 and up (potty trained) to enjoy games, an obstacle course, dinner, dessert, crafts, GymJam time, a movie, and more. Registration required. Second Saturday of every month, 5:30-10:30 p.m. $34-$44 with family discounts. 805547-1496. performanceathleticsslo.com. Performance Athletics Gymnastics, 4484 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

MINDFUL KINDFUL PEACEFUL CLUB (AGES 6-11) A social-emotional learning program that provides foundation for greater mental strength, resilience, happiness, and well-being through exploration of our inner world of thoughts, emotions, attitudes, and behaviors. Pre-registration required. Saturdays, 10-11 a.m. through May 4 805-270-5523. mindfulkindfulyouniversity.com/register-dragonfly-slo. Ludwick Community Center, 864 Santa Rosa, San Luis Obispo.

POTTERY CLASSES AND PAINTING POTS Kids are welcome to come and learn various ways of working with clay, including sculpting, slab building, and throwing onto the pottery wheel. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 3:30-5 p.m. $30. 805-896-6197. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo.

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program that provides foundation for greater mental strength, resilience, happiness, and well-being through exploration of our inner world of thoughts, emotions, attitudes, and behaviors. Pre-registration required. Thursdays, 3:45-4:45 p.m. through May 30 805-2705523. mindfulkindfulyouniversity.com/register-dragonflyag. Women’s Club of Arroyo Grande, 211 Vernon St., Arroyo Grande.

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ART CENTER MORRO BAY Seeking volunteers

OCEANO DUNES VISITOR CENTER Enjoy exhibits of

to be docents and/or organize art programs. Mondays-Sundays, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

dune and lagoon plant and animal species. End your visit with a stroll behind the center to the fresh-water lagoon. ongoing, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-474-2667. Oceano Dunes Visitor Center, 555 Pier Ave, Oceano.

PLAY EXPLORE CREATE 1 Enjoy various art activities including drawing, painting, building sculptures, and more. Designed for ages 3 to 4. All materials are included. Mondays, Wednesdays, 9-10:30 a.m. $20. 805668-2125. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. Suite 101, Arroyo Grande, lila.community.

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ADOPT A GRANDPARENT Connect with older adults that need a little extra help. Tasks include baking, driving, errands, friendly visits, pet walking, reading, games, and more. RSVP required. Please contact to set up an orientation. Fridays, 10-11 a.m. and Mondays, 10-11 a.m. through Jan. 28 Free. 805-547-7025 x 2214. Wilshire Community Services, 285 South St. Suite J, San Luis Obispo, wilshirecommunityservices.org.

WINTER BREAK CAMP Marine science activities include aquarium tours, animal feedings, squid dissection, marine mammal lessons, plankton lessons, and more. Through Jan. 11, 9 a.m. $40-$60. 805-5957280. Central Coast Aquarium, 50 San Juan St., Avila Beach, centralcoastaquarium.org.

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FREE GUIDED MEDITATION GROUP Fridays, 10:30 a.m.-noon Free. 805-439-2757. meditationintro.com. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay.

GUIDED MEDITATION CLASS Come learn to meditate in a relaxed setting. Pay attention to each second and increase your awareness of the inner world. Frequent prompts facilitate the focus. Fridays, 10:30 a.m.-noon Free. 805-439-2757. meditationintro.com. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay.

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REFUGE RECOVERY Refuge Recovery is a nontheistic, Buddhist-inspired approach to treating and recovering from addictions of all kinds. Open to people of all backgrounds and respectful of all recovery paths. Saturdays, 7:30-8:45 p.m. Free; donations welcome. SLO County Drug and Alcohol Atascadero, 3500 El Camino Real, Atascadero, 800-838-1381. SAN LUIS OBISPO

ASK SABRINA 30 years of Tarot reading experience. Open Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday in SLO County and Thursday and Sunday in South SLO County. ongoing 805-441-4707. asksabrina.com. Private Location, TBA, San Luis Obispo. REFUGE RECOVERY SLO Refuge Recovery is a non-theistic, Buddhist-inspired approach to treating and recovering from addictions of all kinds. Open to people of all backgrounds and respectful of all recovery paths. Sundays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free; donations welcome. Unitarian Universalist Fellowship Hall, 2201 Lawton Ave., San Luis Obispo.

JOSHUA STAFFORD

Mike Smith. Tuesdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $15. 805-4802432. Halcyon Store Post Office, 936 S. Halcyon Rd., Arroyo Grande.

CARDS FOR SENIORS Looking for volunteers who would enjoy creating handmade cards for isolated older adults. All materials and tools provided. Fridays, 1011:30 a.m. through Jan. 25 Free. 805-547-7025 x2214. Wilshire Community Services, 285 South St. Suite J, San Luis Obispo, wilshirecommunityservices.org.

GARDEN GATHERING

FELINE NETWORK OF THE CENTRAL COAST

Huntington Botanical Garden curator John Trager is visiting the SLO Botanical Garden to present a special presentation on South African succulents on Jan. 12 from 1 to 2 p.m. Guests can enjoy refreshments and a garden tour after the talk. A donation of $5 to $10 is suggested. Call (805) 541-1400 or visit slobg.org for more info. —C.W.

Seeking volunteers to provide foster homes for foster kittens or cats with special needs. The Feline Network pays for food, litter, and any medications needed. Volunteers also needed to help with humanely trapping and transporting feral cats for spay/neuter. ongoing 805-549-9228. felinenetwork.org. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

HOSPICE SLO COUNTY THRESHOLD SINGERS SEEK NEW VOICES Sing for individuals experiencing

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CHANNELING With Mike Smith. Receive channeled

HOSPICE SLO COUNTY VOLUNTEER TRAINING

messages from spirit guides and love ones. Second Saturday of every month, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $35. 805-489 -2432. Halcyon Store Post Office, 936 S. Halcyon Rd., Arroyo Grande.

DRUM CIRCLE With Julie Jensen. You may bring your own drum if you wish. Those without drums are welcome. Additional instruments will be available for use. Third Wednesday of every month, 6:30-8 p.m. Donations accepted. 805-489-2432. Halcyon Store Post Office, 936 S. Halcyon Rd., Arroyo Grande. HOUSE OF GOD CHURCH SERVICES Join Pastor Joseph and Amanda Anderson every Sunday for prayer, healing, and more. Sundays, 9:30-11 a.m. 805-8887714. House of God Church, 946 Rockaway Ave., Grover Beach. MEDIUMSHIP DEVELOPMENT Learn the basics of communicating with spirit in a safe environment with

life-limiting or end-of life conditions. Third Sunday of every month, 2-4 p.m. Free. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo. org/services/hospice-slo-county-threshold-singers. Hospice SLO County, 1304 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo. Preregistration required. In-Home Volunteers assist individuals with a life-limiting illness and their families by providing caregiver respite, practical assistance, emotional support, companionship, and comfort. Thursdays, 1-6 p.m. Free. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo. org/workshops. Hospice SLO County, 1304 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo.

MEALS ON WHEELS Meals on Wheels, San Luis Obispo, needs noon time drivers. Must have own car to deliver prepared meals. Mondays-Fridays, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 805-235-8870. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

SLO REP SEEKING VOLUNTEER BARTENDERS Must be 21 or over. All volunteers receive complimentary tickets. Email volunteer@slorep.org for more info. ongoing slorep.org. San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre, 888 Morro St., San Luis Obispo, 805-786-2440.

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Master organ works by Dvořák, Liszt and more...

Forbes Organ Series

Sunday, January 13 - 3 p.m. - Performing Arts Center 805-756-4849 calpolyarts.org

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Happy New Year!

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117 W El Campo – Arroyo Grande

Country Living Close to the Beach! This 12+ Acre. Area Famous Quarter horse ranch is ready for New Owners. 3 Bedroom 2 Bath home with newer roof sits among over 12 acres of land. Build a second home or use the fenced area with stables for horses. Check with county as to Lot split. Property is fenced and has several out buildings. Spacious Valley Views from the home. Private gate with wrap around driveway for ease. Sale is subject to finding suitable replacement property or a potential rent back.

JAN. 10 – JAN. 17 2019

121 Grandview Dr – Grover Beach

Ocean, Dune and Sweeping Grand City Views from this Custom 5 bedroom 4 1/2 bath N. Grover Beach Home. This large 2908 sq. ft. home is on Large 15,080 sq. ft lot. Plenty of room for two families in this home. 3 Car garage with 1/2 bath, RV and Boat Parking on this private top of the hill Cul-de-sac. Fireplace in downstairs living room which includes a bonus family room. Several Private outdoor areas to enjoy and entertain. Single story living downstairs which includes 3 bedroom, 2 baths and inside laundry. Upstairs is open and can be accessed from the private deck or from inside the home. Two bedrooms and 2 bathrooms makes this 5 bedroom home ideal for extended families. Solar energy and a Green House for the year round Gardner. Avocado, Citrus and Apple trees on property. Close to School and Park with lighted tennis court for those Central Coast Evenings. Ocean View Sunsets and spectacular firework views of the Dunes. Idea location to view Rocket launches. Blocks to beach entrance and Golf Course. Residential – Multi-Family – Investment Property – Land & Vineyards

(805) 801-6694 Brenda Auer

Broker #01310530

Y NOT?

The San Luis Obispo YMCA is hosting an open house event on Jan. 12 from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. Guests can enjoy free tours, fitness classes, family and kids activities, and more. Admission is free. Call (805) 543-8235 or visit sloymca.org to find out more. —C.W.

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FOOD & DRINK FARMERS MARKETS

104 W. Branch St – Arroyo Grande www.AuerSells.com - auerproperty@gmail.com

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BAYWOOD FARMERS MARKET Mondays, 2-4:30 p.m. northcountyfarmersmarkets.com. Baywood Farmers Market, Santa Maria and 2nd St., Los Osos.

MAIN STREET MARKET Saturdays, 2:30-6 p.m. Free.

THE BOX OFFICE IS OPEN My805Tix is happy to announce that Boo Boo Records will now serve as the official Box Office for all events on My805Tix.com.

805-772-4467. Morro Bay Chamber of Commerce, 695 Harbor St., Morro Bay, morrobaychamber.org.

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ATASCADERO FARMERS MARKET Visit site for info on featured music artists and chefs. Wednesdays, 3-6 p.m. Free. visitatascadero.com. Sunken Gardens, 6505 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

CAMBRIA FARMERS MARKET Fridays, 2:30-5:30 p.m. Free. 805-395-6659. cambriafarmersmarket.com. Cambria Veterans Memorial Hall, 1000 Main Street, Cambria.

PASO ROBLES FARMERS MARKET Tuesdays, 3-6 p.m. northcountyfarmersmarkets.com. Paso Robles Farmers Market, Spring and 11th St., Paso Robles.

TEMPLETON FARMERS MARKET Saturdays, 9 a.m.12:30 p.m. northcountyfarmersmarkets.com. Templeton Park, 550 Crocker St., Templeton. SAN LUIS OBISPO

FARMERS MARKET Farmers Market in SLO is the largest Farmers Market in California. Thursdays, 6:10-9 p.m. Downtown SLO, Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

SLO FARMERS MARKET Hosts over 60 vendors. Saturdays, 8-10:45 a.m. World Market Parking Lot, 2650 Main St., San Luis Obispo.

BOO BOO RECORDS is located at 978 Monterey Street in San Luis Obispo.

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WINE AND OLIVE OIL TASTING Enjoy tasting Rhône varietal wines from SLO and SB counties, as well as local Boccabella Farms’ craft olive oils. ongoing, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. $20. 805-237-1245. mcpricemyers.com. McPrice Myers Wine Company, 3525 Adelaida Rd., Paso Robles. SAN LUIS OBISPO

EXPLORE AROMAS IN WINE: SESSION III A sommelier will guide guests through the wines. Enjoy exploring aromas from the Le Nez Du Vin wine aroma kit. Sessions can be taken in any order. Jan. 10, 6-7 p.m. $35. 805-946-1685. cromavera.com. Croma Vera Wines, 3592 Broad St., Ste. 106, San Luis Obispo.

TGIF @ TMC Proceeds benefit the Monday Clubhouse Conservancy Fine Arts Awards Program. Enjoy music, food, drinks, and more. Jan. 18, 5:30-8:30 p.m. $25 in advance; $30 at the door. 805-541-0594. themondayclubslo.org. The Monday Club, 1815 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo.

TGIF AT TMC Enjoy drinks, food, music, and more. Ticket price includes one beer or glass of wine. Proceeds benefit The Monday Clubhouse Conservancy Fine Arts Awards. Jan. 11, 5:30-8:30 p.m. $25 online; $30 at the door. 805-541-0594. themondayclubslo.org. The Monday Club, 1815 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo.

WINE TASTING AT CROMA VERA Wines also available by the glass and bottle. Club members enjoy special pricing and exclusive benefits. Mondays, FridaysSundays, 11 a.m.-6 p.m. $14. 805-946-1685. cromavera. com/tastingroom/. Croma Vera Wines, 3592 Broad St., Ste. 106, San Luis Obispo.

EVENTS

TRI TIP TUESDAYS Enjoy Santa Maria style tri tip every Tuesday. Tuesdays, 4-9 p.m. 805-461-5100. thecarlton.com/dining/the-nautical-cowboy. The Nautical Cowboy, 6005 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

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NIPOMO FARMERS MARKET Includes a large variety of locally grown produce. Open year round Sundays, 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. nipomofarmersmarket.com/. Nipomo Farmers Market, Via Concha Road, Nipomo.

DOLLAR OYSTER WEDNESDAYS Enjoy fresh dollar oysters. Wednesdays, 4-9 p.m. 805-461-5100. The Nautical Cowboy, 6005 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

TRIVIA Hosted by Brain Stew Trivia. German food from Beda’s Biergarden available 6 to 8 p.m. Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. Bang The Drum Brewery, 950 Orcutt Road, San Luis Obispo, 242-8372, bangthedrumbrewery.com/.

ARROYO GRANDE FARMERS MARKET Includes

ALL TICKETS. ONE PLACE.

DAILY HAPPY HOUR AT THE NAUTICAL COWBOY Enjoy happy hour specials at this Central Coast steak and seafood house. ongoing, 4-6 p.m. 805-461-5100. the-carlton.com/dining/the-nautical-cowboy. The Nautical Cowboy, 6005 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

Tuesdays, 2-5 p.m. through Dec. 31 Free. 805-762-4688. facebook.com/TuesdayFarmersMarketSLOGuildHall/. SLO Guild Hall, 2880 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

produce, artists and musicians. Saturdays, 12-2:25 p.m. Arroyo Grande Farmers Market, Olohan Alley, Arroyo Grande.

GET TICKETS TODAY! www.My805Tix.com www.booboorecords.com

a.m.-2:30 p.m. Starts at $14. 805-238-0845. Lone Madrone Winery, 5800 Adelaida Rd, Paso Robles, lonemadrone.com.

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BURGER SUNDAY WITH LONE MADRONE Guests can enjoy elevated lamb, beef, and portobello mushroom burgers grilled by Chef Jeffery Scott. Sundays, 11:30

WOODSTOCK’S SLO PINT NIGHT With the first pint as low as $5, Woodstock’s gives half-off refills in the same glass. Wednesdays, 8-11 p.m. Free. 805-5414420. woodstocksslo.com. Woodstock’s Pizza, 1000 Higuera St, San Luis Obispo.

WOODSTOCK’S SLO TRIVIA NIGHT For trivia aficionados and fun-lovers in general alike. Tuesdays, 9-11 p.m. Free. 805-541-4420. woodstocksslo.com/ events/. Woodstock’s Pizza, 1000 Higuera St, San Luis Obispo. ∆

Music BY GLEN STARKEY

Roll it down

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Strictly Starkey PHOTO COURTESY OF RAY BONNEVILLE

PHOTO COURTESY OF JON BATISTE

Swamp blues master Ray Bonneville plays Painted Sky

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amas sigh when children cry/ You don’t know the half of it child/ It’s alright, it’s ok/ on your side you got time/ By and by you’ll come to find/ your own way// Drawn in a palm/ a lifeline goes on/ like a river source to delta/ It don’t pause/ when it comes across/ a time zone or a border,” Ray Bonneville sings in “Roll it Down.” With his well-worn voice, well-picked guitar, and haunting harmonica sounds, Bonneville is the quintessential traveling troubadour, born in French-speaking Canada and raised in the U.S. from age 12 (where he moved not knowing a word of English). He served a stint in the U.S. Marine Corps and Vietnam, worked jobs as a Boston cabbie and a flight instructor, and eventually scored opening gigs for the likes of B.B. King, Muddy Waters, and Dr. John. He currently calls Austin, Texas, home—even though he spends much of his time on the road, crisscrossing the U.S., Canada, and Europe. On Tuesday, Jan. 15, Bonneville makes his way to the Painted Sky Concert Series for an evening with Sacramento musician Richie Lawrence (keys, accordion, and vocals), in an intimate performance in the Cambria recording studio (8 p.m.; all ages; $20 at Boo Boo Records, Ball & Skein, or by calling (805) 927-8330, or at the door if not sold out). In addition to being a New Orleans-

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ANDY SCOTT LIVE Wednesdays, 8-11 p.m. Free. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

BANJERDAN LIVE Tuesdays, 3 p.m. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

BOB BENJAMIN AT CAMBRIA PUB Fridays, 6-9 p.m. Free. Cambria Pub and Steakhouse, 4090 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-927-0782.

BOB BENJAMIN AT CENTRALLY GROWN Sundays, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-927-3563. centrallygrown. com. Centrally Grown, 7432 Exotic Garden Dr., Cambria.

BOB BENJAMIN AT LAS CAMBRITAS Saturdays, 6 p.m. Free. 805-927-3563. lascambritas.com. Las Cambritas, 2336 Main Street, Cambria.

BOBBY MALONE LIVE Saturdays, 3-6 p.m. Free. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

DAVE STAMEY LIVE Stamey performs western music. Jan. 11, 7-9 p.m. $25. 805-772-2880. coalescebookstore.com. Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., Morro Bay.

DEAD MAN’S PARTY LIVE An Oingo Boingo tribute band. For ages 21 and older. Presented by Good Medicine. Tickets available at Boo Boo Records. Jan. 11, 7:30 p.m. The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay, 805225-1312, thesirenmorrobay.com/.

RUMBLE BLUES Blues-folk artist Ray Bonneville plays an intimate concert at Painted Sky Studios on Jan. 15.

influenced blues-folk proponent who keeps his sound stripped to the essentials, he’s also a masterful raconteur whose roadwarrior lifestyle is a source of endless anecdotes. He came a little late to his solo career of original music, recording his first album, On the Main, in 1992 even though he’d been working the blues scene since the ’70s. His 1999 album, Gust of Wind, won a Juno Award (the Canadian Grammy). His post-Katrina ode, “I Am the Big Easy,” won the International Folk Alliance’s 2009 Song of the Year Award. In 2012, he won the solo/duet category in the Blues Foundation’s International Blues Challenge. He’s no slouch! He’s currently touring in support of his ninth solo album, 2018’s At King Electric. If you like songs about hard living sung by someone who knows, look no further! This is going to be a great show.

Late Show Batiste

HOLLY STARR LIVE All ages welcome. Jan. 16,

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7-8:30 p.m. Free. 805-528-0391. elmorro.org. El Morro Church, 1480 Santa Ysabel Ave., Los Osos.

THE REAL BLUES JAM SOUTH Ted Waterhouse

JON STEPHENS LIVE Thursdays, 5 p.m. Free. 805927-0175. lascambritas.com. Las Cambritas, 2336 Main Street, Cambria.

LIVE JAM AT OTTER ROCK Thursdays, 8 p.m. Free. 805-772-1420. otterrockcafe.com. The Otter Rock Cafe, 885 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

LIVE MUSIC AT OLD CAYUCOS TAVERN Fridays, Saturdays Free. 805-995-3209. oldcayucostavern.com. Old Cayucos Tavern & Cardroom, 130 N Ocean Ave, Cayucos.

LIVE MUSIC AT OTTER ROCK Fridays-Sundays, 8 p.m. Free. 805-772-1420. otterrockcafe.com. The Otter Rock Cafe, 885 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

LIVE MUSIC AT STAX Thursdays, Sundays, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-772-5055. staxwine.com. Stax Wine Bar & Bistro, 1099 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

LOUIE ORTEGA LIVE Tuesdays, 8-11 p.m. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

MARCUS DIMAGGIO LIVE Fridays, 3-6 p.m. Free. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

He’s the flyest dresser with the coolest kicks, a master of all things keys, and New Orleans royalty. I speak, of course, about Jon Batiste, the musician, bandleader, and musical director of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, who will play the Performing Arts Center this Saturday, Jan. 12 (8 p.m.; all ages; student and adult tickets from $41.60 to $72 at calpolyarts.org or by calling (805) 756-4849). Expect an intimate solo piano concert from a performer dripping with charisma. And don’t be surprised if he gets up from behind the piano to bust a dance move and play the “harmonaboard,” a harmonicastyle wind instrument with an abbreviated keyboard. The talented performer is also the artistic director at large of the National Jazz Museum in Harlem.

hosts. All levels welcome. Third Tuesday of every month, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Free. 805-704-5116. tedwaterhouse. com. The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay.

SLOFOLKS PRESENTS THE BLACK MARKET TRUST Performing gypsy jazz reminiscent of Django Reinhardt and ballads straight from the Great American Songbook. Jan. 12, 7:30-10 p.m. $20. 805-238-0725. slofolks.org. Castoro Cellars, 1315 N. Bethel Rd., Templeton.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: HOPI BLUES BAND Topics of blues songs include heartache, destruction of the earth, and the sorrows of colonization. Jan. 14, 6:30-9 p.m. Free; tips accepted. 805-772-8388. songwritersatplay.com. Morro Bay Wine Seller, 601 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: SONG CONTEST Three judges award prizes for Best Song, Best Performance, and Best Overall. Each contestant does 2 original songs. Jan. 15, 6:30-9 p.m. Free admission; $5 to enter. 805-772-8388. songwritersatplay.com. Morro Bay Wine Seller, 601 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

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Main St., Morro Bay, 805-225-1312, thesirenmorrobay. com/.

ADAM LEVINE AND JUDY PHILBIN Levine and Philbin perform live jazz. Thursdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805238-2834. labellasera.com. Enoteca Restaurant and Bar, 206 Alexa Ct., Paso Robles.

NEW BREED BRASS BAND LIVE Jan. 17, 7 p.m.

ALICE WALLACE WITH STEVE ORNEST Americana

The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay, 805-225-1312,

artist Alice Wallace has been compared to artists such

METALACHI LIVE Jan. 19, 8 p.m. The Siren, 900

NEW ORLEANS ROYALTY Late Night with Stephen Colbert musical director Jon Batiste plays a solo concert at the Performing Arts Center on Jan. 12.

Three way battle!

In what I’m calling a bold move, Good Medicine Presents and Numbskull Productions have booked three different shows for next Thursday, Jan. 17, becoming their own competitor! All three sound pretty damn good! Would you rather see Paul Thorn in the Fremont Theater, the Randy Rogers Band in the Alex Madonna Expo Center, or the New Breed Brass Band at The Siren? Paul Thorn (7 p.m.; 16-and-older; $30.83 at fremontslo.com or eventbright. com) is a real Southern gentleman who delivers rootsy, deep-fried, rocking STARKEY continued page 36

as Emmylou Harris. With LA studio guitarist Steve Ornest. Jan. 11, 8 p.m. $20 donation at the door. 805-4666941. musicadelrio.org. Musica Del Rio House, Del Rio Rd., Atascadero.

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THE BANJERDAN SHOW Thursdays, 6 p.m. Free. Last Stage West, 15050 Morro Rd, Highway 41 at Torro Creek Road, Atascadero, 805-461-1393, laststagewest.net.

CAFE MUSIQUE LIVE Enjoy wine and watching the sunset with live music from Cafe Musique. Jan. 20, 4-7 p.m. $25. 805-239-1730. Cass Winery And Vineyard, 7350 Linne Rd., Paso Robles. THE KW COMBO: KEN BURTON AND KATE WELLS This duo performs retro eclectic. Families and pets welcome. Jan. 12, 1-4 p.m. Free admission. 805227-4812. vinarobles.com/. Vina Robles Winery, 3700 Mill Rd., Paso Robles.

LIVE MUSIC AT ASUNCION RIDGE Fridays, Saturdays, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-237-1425. asuncionridge. com. Asuncion Ridge, 725 12th St., Paso Robles.

LIVE MUSIC AT BROKEN EARTH Saturdays, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-239-2562. brokenearthwinery.com. Broken Earth Winery, 5625 Highway 46E, Paso Robles.

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PINT NIGHT MUSIC AT SWEET SPRINGS SALOON Features local bands and beer specials. Thursdays, 6 p.m.-midnight 805-439-0969. sweetspringssaloon.com. Sweet Springs Saloon, 990 Los Osos Valley Rd., Los Osos.

THE REAL BLUES JAM NORTH All Blues musicians, regardless of experience, are welcome to join this jam session. Hosted by Ted Waterhouse with Bruce Willard and Dean Giles. Thursdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $5 donation/ musicians exempt. 805-704-5116. danbino.com. D’anbino Vineyards and Cellars, 710 Pine St, Paso Robles. SATURDAY LIVE Live music every Saturday afternoon. Wine and lunch offerings available for purchase. Saturdays, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-227-4812. vinarobles. com. Vina Robles Winery, 3700 Mill Rd., Paso Robles. SONGWRITER AT PLAY: HOPI BLUES BAND Enjoy live blues songs with themes covering various topics. Jan. 20, 1-4 p.m. Free; tips accepted. 805-226-8881. songwritersatplay.com. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY Presented by Steve Key. Different acts every weekend. Sundays, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805- 226-8881. sculpterra.com. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: BRETT PERKINS AND THE LISTENING ROOM TOUR Brett Perkins is the founder of the Listening Room International Songwriter Retreats, held in the Santa Cruz Mountains and several other locations. Jan. 20 Free; tips accepted; all ages welcome. 805-226-8881. songwritersatplay.com. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: HOPI BLUES BAND Jan. 13, 1-4 p.m. Free; tips accepted; all ages are welcome.. 805-226-8881. songwritersatplay.com. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

VERN SANDERS LIVE This jazz pianist covers songs from the Great American Songbook. Sundays, 5-8 p.m. 805-238-2834. Enoteca Restaurant and Bar, 206 Alexa Ct., Paso Robles, labellasera.com/enoteca-restaurant.

AMALIA FLEMING LIVE Amalia is a 16-year-old

alternative pop singer/songwriter from Morro Bay. Jan. 19, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-868-7133. 7SistersBrewing.com. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

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at Boo Boo Records. Jan. 11, 8 p.m. $35. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-5468600, fremontslo.com.

CREED BRATTON LIVE Tickets available at Boo Boo Records. Jan. 10, 8 p.m. $17-$67. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-5468600, fremontslo.com. THE GREEN LIVE Jan. 18 The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-546-8600, fremontslo.com. GYPSY JAZZ NIGHT With the Gypsy All Stars: Laurel Mitchel (vocals), Daniel Cimo (violin), James Gallardo, Ben Arthur, and Toan Chau. Every other Thursday, 9:30-11:30 p.m. Barrelhouse Brewing Co. Speakeasy, 1033 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo, 805-296-1128, barrelhousebrewing.com.

LIVE MUSIC AND FROG AND PEACH Enjoy live music and craft beer seven nights a week. ongoing Complimentary admission. Frog and Peach Pub, 728 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805-595-4764, frogandpeachpub.com. LIVE MUSIC AT MOTHER’S TAVERN Fridays, 7:3010:30 p.m. Free. 805-541-8733. motherstavern.com. Mother’s Tavern, 725 Higuera St, San Luis Obispo.

NOCHE CALIENTE Fridays, 10 p.m.-2 a.m. 805-541096. slograd.com. The Graduate, 990 Industrial Way, San Luis Obispo. PAUL THORN LIVE Jan. 17, 6 p.m. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-5468600, fremontslo.com.

PINT NITE WITH BURNING, BAD, AND COOL This trio performs soul, gospel, and blues. Jan. 11 Free. 805-868-7133. 7SistersBrewing.com. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo. MUSIC LISTINGS continued page 35

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TRUTH TO POWER: A BENEFIT CONCERT FOR THE SLO WOMEN’S MARCH Performers include Talitha Gabrielle, Megan Steinke, Noach Tangeras, Reese Galido, Ynana Rose, Amalia Fleming, Donna Lu & Matt Kim, and Hilary & Kate. All ages welcome. Food and beverages available. Jan. 13, 1-9 p.m. $15. 805-868-7133. 7SistersBrewing.com. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

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Songwriters At Play presents Christina Marie and Mathew Michael on Jan. 23 from 6 to 8:30 p.m. at Branch Street Deli in Arroyo Grande. Special guest artists include John Roy Zat, Abby K, and Andreas. Admission is free but tips are accepted. Call (805) 489-9099 or visit songwritersatplay.com for more info. —C.W.

W. TERRENCE SPILLER PIANO RECITAL Concert pianist and Cal Poly Music Department Chair W. Terrence Spiller will perform a program of works by J.S. Bach, Fanny Mendelssohn, Rachmaninov, Bartók, and Kodály. Jan. 11, 7:30 p.m. $14 general; $9 students. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly. edu/calendar/. Spanos Theatre, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.

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ACOUSTIC SUNDAYS Sundays, 3-6 p.m. Seaventure Restaurant, 100 Oceanview Ave, Pismo Beach, 805-7791779, seaventure.com.

FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE MUSIC Enjoy live music and food on the patio. Fridays, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Free. 805489-9099. branchstreeetdeli.com. Branch Street Deli, 203 E. Branch St., Arroyo Grande.

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BENDER AND JACK LIVE Jan. 11, 10 p.m. Blast 825 Brewery, 241 S Broadway St., Ste. 101, Orcutt, 805-934-3777, rooneysirishpub.net.

and Bob Dylan. Jan. 12, 7-10 p.m. Complimentary. Blast 825 Brewery, 241 S Broadway St., Ste. 101, Orcutt, 805-934-3777, rooneysirishpub.net.

LIDO LIVE Live music at Lido at Dolphin Bay. Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-773-8900. thedolphinbay.com/lido. Lido Restaurant at Dolphin Bay, 2727 Shell Beach Rd., Pismo Beach.

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LIVE MUSIC AT PUFFERS Tuesdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m.

JIMIL-ANNE LIVE Part of Moxie Cafe’s ongoing,

OPEN BLUES JAM Wednesdays Mongo’s Saloon, 359 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, 805-489-3639.

RUMOURS: THE ULTIMATE FLEETWOOD MAC TRIBUTE SHOW This tribute show attempts to recreate Fleetwood Mac’s legendary persona from 1975 to 1987. With period accurate equipment and costumes, this tribute’s characterizations and musical performance takes audience members back in time. Jan. 19, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $45-$55. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter. org/event/rumours-the-ultimate-fleetwood-mac-tributeshow/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.

SIDE EFFECTS Tuesdays Free. 805-773-6563. puffersofpismo.com. Puffers of Pismo, 781 Price St., Pismo Beach. SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: CHARLIE MCNEAL A California native and country artist, Charlie was heavily influenced by the Bakersfield music scene. Jan. 16, 6-8:30 p.m. Free; tips accepted; all ages are welcome. 805-226-8881. songwritersatplay.com. Branch Street Deli, 203 E. Branch St., Arroyo Grande. TOZZI LIVE Jan. 11 Complimentary admission. Mr. Rick’s, 404 Front St., Avila Beach, 805-595-7425,

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BOB CLARK LIVE Part of Moxie Cafe’s ongoing, complimentary live music series. Food and drinks available for purchase. Jan. 17, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free admission. Moxie Cafe, 1317 W. McCoy Ln., Santa Maria, 805-361-2900, moxiecafe.com.

presents his album Magical Door, which will be played in its entirety. Jan. 10, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Puffers of Pismo, 781 Price St., Pismo Beach, 805-773-6563, puffersofpismo.com/.

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complimentary live music series. Food and drinks available for purchase. Jan. 12, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free admission. Moxie Cafe, 1317 W. McCoy Ln., Santa Maria, 805-361-2900, moxiecafe.com.

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DANCE LESSON AND DANCE PARTY Come learn a variety of ballroom, swing, and Latin dances. Followed by a potluck dance party. Sundays, 5-7:30 p.m. $10. 888-395-4965. atownballroom.com/. Atascadero Agricultural Hall, 5035 Palma Ave., Atascadero. DANCE LESSONS WITH CAMMIE AND BRIAN Come learn a variety of ballroom, swing, and latin dances. Mondays, Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. $10. 888-3954965. atownballroom.com/. Atascadero Agricultural Hall, 5035 Palma Ave., Atascadero.

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SON OF A PREACHER MAN Southern blues-country-rockgospel artist Paul Thorn plays the Fremont Theater on Jan. 17.

STRIGHT OUTTA CLEVELAND Fast rapping and harmony-rich hip-hop act Bone Thugs-N-Harmony plays the Fremont Theater on Jan. 11. STARKEY from page 33

country blues. Raised in Tupelo, Mississippi, the son of a preacher who grew up singing in church, Thorn was also a skydiver, furniture maker, and boxer whose claim to fame was losing to four-time world champion Roberto Duran on national television. Thorn is currently touring in support of his 11th album, Don’t Let the Devil Ride, which he called in press materials “the culmination of my whole life in music, coming back to my roots.” The gospel album features guests such as the Blind Boys of Alabama, the McCrary Sisters, and Preservation Hall Horns. “My message on this record is ‘let’s get together’—I want to help lighten your load and make you smile.” I’ve seen Thorn a few times now and he never fails to put on an amazing show. The ladies especially seem to like him! Alice Drinks the Kool-Aid will open the show. If you’d rather boot scoot and boogie to some classic country, check out the Randy Rogers Band at the Madonna Inn Expo Center (6 p.m.; all ages; $27 presale at Boo Boo’s and ticketfly.com or $30 at the door). This super tight country band can heat it up or deliver a sweeping ballad. The Texas quintet— vocalist/guitarist Randy Rogers, guitarist Geoffrey Hill, bassist Jon Richardson, fiddle player Brady Black, and drummer Les Lawless—has delivered songs of loss, love, and, above all, truth on 2016’s Nothing Shines Like Neon. “No matter what, trouble always finds us,” Rogers said in press materials. “And that

MUSIC LISTINGS from page 35 includes free dance lessons. Sundays, 6-8 p.m. Free; $5 on DJ nights. 888-395-4965. Atascadero Agricultural Hall, 5035 Palma Ave., Atascadero.

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COUNTRY NIGHT Thursdays, 8 p.m.-2 a.m. 805-541096. slograd.com. The Graduate, 990 Industrial Way, San Luis Obispo.

LA MILONGUITA W/ DANIEL ARIAS: TANGO CLASS AND DANCE All levels welcome. Second Saturday of every month, 7-10:30 p.m. through Dec. 14 $10 class; $7 dance. 805-762-4688. facebook.com/ Milongas.805/. SLO Guild Hall, 2880 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

SALSA Dance lesson is 7 to 8 p.m. Social dance is 8 to 10 p.m. Second Sunday of every month, 7-10 p.m. Bang The Drum Brewery, 950 Orcutt Road, San Luis Obispo, 242-8372, bangthedrumbrewery.com/.

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title honestly sums up the last two and a half years of making this record. At times it cuts deep and you can hear the pain, but it’s honest, it’s real. On the flip, we like to have a good time and you can hear that too. ” You can expect some new songs, too. They’ve been in the studio with Dave Cobb working on an album slated for release later this year. Over at The Siren in Morro Bay next Thursday, you can witness the phat sounds of the New Breed Brass Band (7 p.m.; 21-and-older; $12 presale at Boo Boo’s and ticketfly.com or $15 at the door), which “lives and breathes the culture of New Orleans, infusing funk, rock, jazz, and hip-hop into a custom-made enhancement of second-line brass band tradition,” according to their bio. “That’s what we came up under,” said snare-drummer Jenard Andrews, of second line bands like the ReBirth, Dirty Dozen, and Lil’ Rascals Brass Band. “Now we’re trying to take that sound and bring in some new stuff and expand it. We bring outside influences like Earth Wind & Fire and Brass Construction, trying to interpret a different song for every genre, and make it all our own sound.” There you have it! Make your choice! Southern blues, rock, and gospel; Texas country; or NOLA second line jazz! Numbskull and Good Medicine Presents also has Oingo Boingo tribute band Dead Man’s Party playing The Siren on Friday, Jan. 11 (7:30 p.m.; 21-and-older; $20 presale at Boo Boo’s and ticketfly.com or $25 at the door). This octet delivers the sound and energy of the former SoCal staple fronted by Danny Elfman.

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FAMILY FRIENDLY OPEN MIC An open mic for all ages hosted by Professor Matt Saxking Tuttle. Fridays, Saturdays, 5-7 p.m. Free. San Simeon Lodge Restaurant, 9520 Castillo Drive, San Simeon.

FAR-WEST WINNER The Música Del Río house concert series presents Alice Wallace, one of 12 selected as a Folk Alliance International-West premier showcase artist this year, on Jan. 11.

Cleveland, Ohio-based hip-hop heroes Bone Thugs-N-Harmony play the Fremont Theater on Friday, Jan. 11 (9 p.m.; 16-and-older; $42.56 at Boo Boo’s, fremontslo.com, or eventbrite.com). Best known for their fast-paced rapping style and harmonizing vocals, they’ve done shows with rap icons such as Eazy-E, 2Pac, the Notorious B.I.G., and Big Pun. Their 1997 song “Tha Crossroads” won the Best Rap Performance Grammy Award. Its accompanying video won Best Video of the Year in the Soul Train Music Awards. Their most recent album is 2017’s New Waves.

More music … The Música Del Río house concert series presents Alice Wallace on Friday, Jan. 11 (8 p.m.; all ages; $20 donation; call (805) 466-6941 for reservations and direction). Wallace was selected as one of 12 Folk Alliance International-West premier showcase artists this year. She’s been compared to Emmylou Harris and Patsy Cline. Steve Ornest will accompany her. The SLO County Jazz Federation hosts the NYC-based Ben Rosenblum Trio on Saturday, Jan. 12, at the Unity Concert Hall (7:30 p.m.; all ages; $25 general, $15 Jazz Fed members, and $10 students at Boo Boo’s and brownpapertickets.com). SLOfolks presents Gypsy jazz string band The Black Market Trust at Castoro Cellars this Saturday, Jan. 12 (7:30 p.m.; all ages; $20 at (805) 238-0725).

staxwinebar.com/events2/. Stax Wine Bar & Bistro, 1099 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

OPEN MIC SESSION Hosted by Michelle Morrow. This session features a singer/songwriter/musician each week. To be featured on Uncork the Mic, email uncorkthemic@gmail.com. Mondays-Sundays, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-772-5055. Staxwine.com. Stax Wine Bar & Bistro, 1099 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

JULLIARD TRAINED The NYC-based Ben Rosenblum Trio plays a SLO Jazz Fed show on Jan. 12, in SLO’s Unity Concert Hall.

Sweet Springs Saloon has a cool threeact show scheduled for Saturday, Jan. 12, with openers Edward Ralston and Panga and headliner The Chad Land Band (9 p.m.; 21-and-older; free). Expect virtuosic playing and a lively repertoire. The Hopi Blues Band will back Muddy Waters’ son, Mojo Morganfield, on his first California tour on Sunday, Jan. 13, at Morro Bay’s The Siren (doors at 6:30 p.m.; 21-and-older; $15 presale at Boo Boo’s and ticketfly.com or $20 at the door). Morganfield is touring in support of his debut EP, Mojo Risin’. ∆ Keep up with New Times Senior Staff Writer Glen Starkey via Twitter at twitter. com/glenstarkey, friend him at facebook. com/glenstarkey, or contact him at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.

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OPEN MIC NIGHT AT 7SISTERS For musicians, poets, and comedians. Family-friendly. Performers get a free beer. Sundays, 5-7 p.m. Free. 805-868-7133. 7sistersbrewing.com/calendar. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

OPEN MIC NIGHT AT KREUZBERG Wednesdays Free. 805-439-2060. kreuzbergcalifornia.com. Kreuzberg Coffee Company, 685 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo.

KARAOKE AT OTTER ROCK Wednesdays, 8 p.m. Free. 805-772-1420. otterrockcafe.com. The Otter Rock Cafe, 885 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

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UNCORK THE MIC Producer of Uncork the Mic, Michelle Morrow presents a featured singer/ songwriter each Monday evening. The event is an unconventional open mic session with a unique format. Email uncorkthemic@gmail.com to sign up.

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The 17th annual Cambria Art and Wine Festival takes place Jan. 25, 26, and 27. The festival encompasses various locations in Cambria and features artist demonstrations, wine tasting, and shopping specials. The event begins Jan. 25 with an art show and silent auction at the Cambria Center for the Arts Gallery starting at 10 a.m. The gallery also holds a kick-off party from 5 to 6 p.m. Artist Jim Karjala will present a painting demo at the Cambria Historical Museum from 2 to 4 p.m. On Jan. 26, art demo and wine tasting events take place throughout the day at both locations as well as the Cambria Veterans Hall, which also hosts an artists fair, raffle, and barbecue lunch on Jan. 27. Call (805) 927-3624 or visit cambriaartwine.org for more details. Tickets range from $40 to $120.

The Glampede presents Anything Goes

The Glampede hosts Anything Goes, a neo-burlesque revue and variety show featuring local performers, on Saturday, Jan. 12, from 7 to 10 p.m. at Rendarrio Vineyards in Paso Robles. This showcase doesn’t encompass a specific theme, as each performance will vary in theme, genre, and style. The acts will range from modern dance to theatrical drama and comedy. Only ages 21 and over will be admitted. Tickets are $25. Wine will be for sale by the glass and the bottle. Warm clothing is recommended. Attendees are welcome to wear costumes. Visit the Glampede’s Facebook page for more information. Rendarrio Vineyards is located at 2323 Tuley Court, Paso Robles.

Morro Bay Massage and Wellness Center hosts writing workshop

Inner Workings presents Writing Through the Storm, a workshop led by expressive arts specialist and awardwinning writer Devin Wallace. The workshop will be held Jan. 17, 24, and 31, from 6:30 to 8:30 p.m. each night, at the Morro Bay Massage and Wellness Center. The class focuses on Wallace’s method of using specific writing techniques to work toward wellness and healing. Admission to the workshop is $75. Wallace also offers free consultation for those unable to attend at (805) 709-2227. Visit inner-workings.com for more information. The Morro Bay Massage and Wellness Center is located at 736 Main St., Morro Bay. ∆ —Caleb Wiseblood

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OUT IN THE STICKS Artist Dean Crawford shot the photo The Barn out in a spot called Hog Canyon, just Northeast of Paso Robles.

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he thought she had missed her On view chance. But then more than a year Country Homes & Gardens will later, just like that, the phone rang be on display at Studios on the Park in Paso Robles through Jan. 31. and artist Deprise Brescia picked up. The artists, Dean Crawford, Deprise There was an opening for her to share a Brescia, and Deb Hofstetter will be space with photographers Dean Crawford in the studio on Saturdays in January and Deb Hofstetter at Studios on the from 6 to 9 p.m. Visit studiosonthepark. Park in Paso Robles. org for more information. “I’ve been thinking about becoming a resident artist for some time and then I was just kind of waiting and it was the perfect time,” Brescia said. Brescia joined Crawford and Hofstetter in their corner of the PHOTO COURTESY OF DEPRISE BRESCIA studio in the gallery earlier this month with January’s Country Homes & Gardens show. Although she was asked to participate as a resident artist when the studio space opened up about two years ago, Brescia said that at the time she was too busy with her duties as then director of the Paso Robles Art Association. Crawford said he and Hofstetter had known Brescia for several years through the art association and were thrilled to have the multimedia artist share space with their photos, which have often incorporated some element of digital art. “She [Brescia] brings a whole new different style,” Crawford said. “There’s not too many people that do the type of art that she does. It’s fresh. And our stuff kind of goes with that because we’re not typical photographers.” The show theme, Country Homes & Gardens, is in line with Crawford and Hofstetter’s rustic, Americana style. His photo, The Barn, features a ramshackle, wooden barn on a green patch of grass, basking in a golden glow. It was shot in Hog Canyon, an area that’s just northeast of Paso Robles. Crawford used one of his favorite filters in the process of editing The Barn. “The one I use quite a bit is called glow,” Crawford said. “What it does is bump up the colors, and then I go back and add some of the details. It takes some time to master the filters because you can easily overdo it.” One of Hofstetter’s photos, Dance, features a building with a garden and a sign that says, “Take life by the hand and dance.” IN THE GARDEN The acrylic painting Baby Barn Owl is a departure for artist The photo looked almost like an impressionistic painting. Deprise Brescia, who usually crafts multimedia pieces. “Dance is special to me because I always feel better when I PHOTO BY DEB HOFSTETTER dance,” Hofstetter said via email. “I love dancing and normally listen to music while in a standing edit position—from time to time the tune hits me right and I just break into a dance. If we all danced a little more we’d all be happier!” And several of Brescia’s pieces, including Baby Barn Owl, are surprising in that that they’re purely acrylic paintings. Brescia usually works with encaustic wax, gemstones, photos, and more. But when the weather got cooler, the artist found herself indoors painting. “One of my nieces loves owls so I just started painting them and it felt thematically relevant.” When Brescia paints, she starts with a photo or an image and works from there. “I’ll take a photo as a reference and maybe I’ll change the expression on their face or the colors,” she said. Ultimately Brescia thinks that the work in Country Homes & Gardens, as well as the trio’s future shows, will speak to a wider audience. JUST DANCE This “I think it’s cool because you have so many mediums in that gardenscape photo was space. I think it’s just going to enhance it.” ∆ inspired by photographer Arts Writer Ryah Cooley prefers a collaborative environment. Contact her at rcooley@newtimesslo.com.

Deb Hofstetter’s love of dancing while she listens to music standing up.

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Molded SLOMA shows three takes on one medium with Clay X 3

hree girls walked into an art program at San Francisco State University and, decades later, three women’s artwork is on display in a gallery IMAGE BY COURTESY OF MARIA TERESA RODE

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Clay X 3, featuring the works of clay artists Maria Teresa Rode, Catherine Schmid-Maybach, and Ariane Leiter, will be on display at the SLO Museum of Art through Jan. 20. Visit sloma.org for more information.

at the San Luis Obispo Museum of Art. Clay X 3, currently on display at the museum, features the works of San Francisco artist Maria Teresa Rode, Reno artist Catherine Schmid-Maybach, and Atascadero artist Ariane Leiter. All three women use clay as their main medium and met in art school as graduate students in San Francisco in the 1980s. Rose said the three spent many a late night together working on art projects. “The thing about ceramics is it really works well in a communal setting,” Rode said. “You’re all together and you share tools and ideas.” Each artist creates a different expression with clay. Rode’s work uses images, patterning, and brilliantly colored glazing on clay slabs. SchmidMaybach crafts sculptural slabs that appear to be layered with black and white photos. And Leiter makes large-scale sculptural vessels. Rode’s piece, Silk Rose, was created on a trip to Jingdezhen, China, also known as the Porcelain City, where she learned how to make large-scale porcelain paintings.

PORCELAIN CITY San Francisco clay artist Maria Teresa Rode created her clay piece, Silk Rose, when she traveled to China to learn how to make large-scale porcelain paintings.

LAYERS Reno-based artist Catherine Schmid-Maybach creates tablets using clay and images, the piece taking whatever shape it will. IMAGE COURTESY OF CATHERINE SCHMID-MAYBACH

Much of her work combines Western and Eastern ideas of modern imagery. “They were very generous with me [in China],” Rode said. “I learned a lot even though we didn’t speak the same language. People there were very generous with their knowledge and their tools.” Schmid-Maybach’s sculptural slabs, like Birdland, feature clay and photos or drawings that have been fired in the kiln multiple times to achieve an almost collage-like effect. “I consider the work narrative,” SchmidMaybach said. “So they’re about stories. The images from different parts of my life collide. Sometimes they’re vague enough that other people can relate.” And Leiter’s pieces, like Earth/Grow, are often large-scale vessels featuring

clay and bronze that mimic textures found in nature and the city. All of Leiter’s vessels are formed from coils, which she described as “making snakes with clay,” and then connecting them to build a structure. One of her bigger pieces can take several months to complete. “I’m interested in the evidence and process of making something,” Leiter said. “The effects of time and weather and surfaces in nature [inspire me]. I think the real strength of the show is that it’s three people who work in the same medium that have three different approaches to it.” Δ Arts Writer Ryah Cooley doesn’t mind getting her hands dirty. Contact her at rcooley@newtimesslo.com.

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PUPPETMASTER Christian Bale stars as Vice President Dick Cheney, who wielded unprecedented power in a position usually seen as powerless, with guidance from his wife, Lynne (Amy Adams).

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riter-director Adam McKay (The Big Short, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Step Brothers) helms this biopic dramedy about Washington, D.C., bureaucratic insider Dick Cheney (Christian Bale), who became George W. Bush’s (Sam Rockwell) vice president, using his power to reshape the U.S. and its foreign policy. (132 min.) Glen On Jan. 6, Christian Bale secured the Golden Globe for Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy, heightening his chance to win a Best Actor Oscar. Bale deserves it. He disappears into performance as Dick Cheney. He nails Cheney’s habit for talking out of the side of a subtle snarl, his lumbering and slouchy gait, and his measured speech patterns. It certainly helps that his makeup is transformative, but Bale deserves most of the credit for inhabiting Cheney’s skin. You probably heard that Bale credited Satan for inspiring his performance, but in fact Bale’s portrayal does a lot to humanize Cheney, who appears to love and respect his wife, Lynne (Amy Adams)—in a Lady Macbeth sort of way—and support his daughters, Liz (Lily Rabe) and Mary (Alison Pill), even when the latter comes out as gay. The film covers Cheney’s life from his drunken and loutish youth through his Machiavellian turn as the puppeteer behind George W. Bush’s presidency. What seems clear

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What’s it rated? R What’s it worth, Anna? Full price What’s it worth, Glen? Full price Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Stadium 10 in McKay’s interpretation of Cheney is that he was power hungry and believed the ends justify the means. Unnecessary war, “legalized” torture, bolstering corporations and the super rich—those are Cheney’s enduring legacies. Anna Bale’s transformation is pretty astonishing. In fact, when I first saw the trailer for this, I didn’t recognize Cheney as him until his name popped up. I was flabbergasted. Bale is known for his ability to transform physically for a role, and with a fantastic makeup team he continues to move the bar upwards as Cheney. I’m probably not alone in the reality that most of what I know about Cheney is from his time as VP, but this film delves into the making of the man, his shortcomings, his character, and his ultimate rise to and transformation of the job of vice president. While previously thought of—as Lynne describes—a “nothing job,” the role of VP felt like a step down from his previous positions in government and as CEO of Halliburton until he realized he could take advantage of Bush’s inexperience and take over key roles, along with the team he built including Donald Rumsfeld (Steve Carrell), Paul Wolfowitz (Eddie Marsan), and attorney John Yoo (Paul Yoo). Lynne is a force to be reckoned with in her own

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What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Full price Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Galaxy, Park, Stadium 10, Sunset Drive-In James Wan (Saw, Insidious, The Conjuring) directs this latest entry in the DC Extended Universe, Aquaman. The story centers on land dweller Arthur Curry (Jason Momoa), aka Aquaman, the rightful heir to the throne of the underwater kingdom Atlantis. After his Atlantean half-brother, King Orm (Patrick Wilson), declares war on the surface, Arthur must claim his birthright in order to stop genocide. With help from allies Mera (Amber Heard) and Vulko (Willem Dafoe), Arthur travels the world in search of an ancient weapon: a trident that legend says

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can only be wielded by the one true king of Atlantis. On a cliff’s edge in 1985 Maine lives lighthouse keeper Thomas Curry (Temuera Morrison). During a storm, Thomas spots an unconscious woman (Nicole Kidman) washed up on the rocks. Of course he couldn’t leave a catch like her out in the rain, so he takes her in. It turns out she’s Atlanna, the princess of the underwater kingdom, Atlantis, escaping from her arranged marriage. It’s very Little Mermaid-esque, as she doesn’t know what half the items in his home are but alas the two fall in love and have a son named Arthur (Jason Momoa). But the happily-ever-after story doesn’t last as Atlantean soldiers go after the family with an order to take Atlanna back to her husband. Atlanna willingly goes

back to the sea to save Thomas and Arthur, promising to return when it’s safe. Arthur goes through his toddler years, teens, and most of his adulthood without his mother but with the knowledge of his royal status. Although his bloodline and seniority over his younger half-brother, Orm, secures a claim to the throne, Arthur has never found a reason to take Atlantis for himself—that is until Orm plans on uniting the seven sea kingdoms in order to wage war on the surface world and all who inhabit it. The union would also grant Orm a new, dictatorial title much higher than king— Ocean Master! The vibrant colors and the overall lighthearted tone of the film make Aquaman such an intriguing 180 for director James Wan, primarily known for his horror films. I always love seeing

show golden retrievers on their expansive lakefront property. It’s an alternate reality to what actually happened and a pretty funny moment in the film. The narrator and his relationship to the story is a mystery at first, but it’s a nice twist in the last stretch of the film, and Plemons gives a good voice to carry the storyline backward and forward through time. It’s interesting as well as incredibly maddening to see the vast amount of manipulation and lies, coverups, and coercion that ran rampant in that administration and what a linchpin Cheney was in the whole operation. After the 2016 election and hearing, “But what about the emails?” over and over again regarding Hillary Clinton, then reading at the end of this film that the Bush administration “lost” 22 million emails, goes to show that people tend to only pay attention to the things that bolster their particular opinions or political leanings. Using an obscure interpretation of the Constitution’s statement of presidential power, Cheney put his muscle behind the idea that if the president does it, it isn’t illegal. It’s a weird, twisty idea that the power hungry politicians still cling to today (Looking at you, Trump!). I thought Bale wholeheartedly deserved the Golden Globe for his performance, and I won’t be surprised if he wins the Oscar as well. He’s a studied and meticulous Cheney, and the cast around him does nothing but bolster the performance. This one was a win for me. ∆

right, and Adams turns out a fantastic performance as the obstinate and focused politician’s wife. Even though the film explores the deeply disturbing and often ugly “accomplishments” that Cheney made and his heavy-handed grasp at power, it manages to be funny and witty. It certainly reminded me of all the reasons I really don’t like that guy, but it also presented a flawed human character who at times is as relatable in one moment as he is evil in the next. Glen I have to hand it to McKay. He makes some bold and brilliant choices in this depiction. At one point the narrator (Jesse Plemons) is talking about Cheney’s ability to make even the craziest ideas seem measured and reasonable thanks to his delivery, and then Cheney starts uttering the most ridiculous and absurd idea that breaks the reality of the scene. In another moment, the narrator talks about all the ways Cheney’s vice presidency distorted U.S. foreign policy and then we’re in a scene in a restaurant where the architects of the Iraq War are being told the various items on the menu, such as “extraordinary rendition.” At another point we see Dick and Lynne in bed and they begin conversing in Shakespearian English, driving home the Macbeth idea. In the film’s final moments, Cheney breaks the fourth wall, speaking directly to the audience. These are offbeat but spot-on choices that make the film come alive. It’s worth mentioning that Rockwell as the bumbling George W. Bush is terrific. He really comes off as a Split Screen is written by Senior Staff buffoon who was unfit for office and ripe Writer Glen Starkey and his wife, Anna. for manipulation. Cheney definitely ruins Comment at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com. some reputations during his reign, most notably Condoleezza Rice (LisaGay Hamilton) and Colin Powell (Tyler Perry), who Cheney drafted into his Iraq War marketing. What a terrible moment in U.S. history, but what an entertaining look at those dark days. This is a terrific film. Anna After Jimmy Carter is elected and Cheney loses his position as chief of staff, a false credit runs midway through the movie claiming Dick and Lynne HIDDEN AGENDA Steve Carell stars as Donald Rumsfeld, retired and now raise who had a pivotal role in the misguided Iraq War.

REVIEW SCORING FULL PRICE .... It’s worth the price of an evening showing MATINEE ........ Save a few bucks, catch an afternoon showing RENT IT .......... It’s worth a rental STREAM IT ..... Wait ’til Netflix has it NOTHING ........ Don’t waste your time filmmakers step out of their comfort zones, whether it ends up working or not. The good news is Aquaman does work. There’s a lot to geek out about. I’d hate to spend too much time gushing about the special effects and design over the performances and story, but boy oh boy does this movie look freakin’ cool! My only real complaint is the scenes on land occasionally pale in comparison to everything happening underwater, and that’s purely due to the visuals. The city of Atlantis itself is especially arresting, but it isn’t the only oceanic kingdom we get to visit. Wan even gets to show off some of his horror chops when Arthur and Mera (Amber Heard) journey into the Trench, the most barbaric of the seven sea kingdoms. There are plenty of jump scares to spare when the duo

is ambushed by a tribe of amphibious demons. But the most beautifully designed creature in the entire film is Karathen, the mythical sea monster that guards the legendary trident Arthur seeks. If a Godzilla-sized leviathan with a devilish sense of humor voiced by Julie Andrews doesn’t get your butt to the theater, nothing will. (143 min.) —Caleb Wiseblood

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What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Matinee Where’s it showing? Galaxy, Park, Stadium 10 Director Travis Knight (Kubo and the Two Strings) helms this Transformers prequel that follows Bumblebee on the run from Decepticons in

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1987. After a deadly brawl, the damaged Autobot becomes dormant in a junkyard in a California beach town, disguised as a VW Beetle. He’s soon discovered by Charlie (Hailee Steinfeld, The Edge of Seventeen, True Grit), an 18-year-old outsider determined to fix him up and help defend against further attacks. Meanwhile, two Decepticon assassins are already on their way to earth to destroy the planet and Bumblebee once and for all. The best thing about Bumblebee, compared to other entries in the Transformers series, is how small-scale the story is. Sure, the fate of the world is at stake as always, but the narrative itself still feels extremely intimate. That’s largely due to Steinfeld’s character, who MOVIES continued page 42

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MOVIES from page 41 I wish was the audience’s perspective in. The film should have been completely from her point of view in my opinion; it would have been much more intriguing to see the events unfold through her eyes rather than jump back and forth from her to the military. I don’t mind a little expositional dialogue here and there, but must the discussion take place in an indiscriminate military control room like every other alien invasion movie? John Cena’s character, Agent Burns, is engaging and delivers some of the funniest lines in the movie. But at the end of the day, his side of the story is pretty unnecessary. We already have the Decepticons hunting Bumblebee down, we don’t need to see earthling helicopters and tanks following suit. Were the filmmakers afraid there wouldn’t be enough action scenes without military intervention? Well it certainly isn’t the case here, and I doubt it would have been had the Decepticons been our only antagonists. Call me oldfashioned, but giant robots duking it out and destroying public property in the process is all the action I need. It’s really Charlie’s world and the characters she interacts with that give Bumblebee a boost over previous Transformers movies. Steinfeld is just as candid, vulnerable, and likeable as she was in The Edge of Seventeen. Her relationship with Bumblebee, which starts out as a great homage to Stephen King’s Christine with her fixing him up, is reminiscent of Elliott and E.T. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to ’80s callbacks laced throughout the film. The soundtrack, sprawling with Tears For Fears, A-ha, and the Smiths, is especially well integrated, and that’s extremely important when your titular character communicates solely through song lyrics. (114 min.) —Caleb

FOLLOW YOUR NOSE Bella (voiced by Bryce Dallas Howard) is a dog who travels 400 miles to find her owner, in the family adventure A Dog’s Way Home.

MEN TROUBLE As Mary Stuart (Saoise Ronan, center right), Queen of Scots, seeks to overthrow England’s Queen Elizabeth I, she must be wary of male treachery, in Mary Queen of Scots.

A DOG’S WAY HOME What’s it rated? PG When’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Galaxy, Park, Stadium 10 Charles Martin Smith (Air Bud, Dolphin Tale) directs this family adventure about Bella (voiced by Bryce Dallas Howard), a dog who travels 400 miles to find her owner. (96 min.) —Glen Starkey

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ESCAPE ROOM What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Rent it When’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Galaxy, Park, Stadium 10 Director Adam Robitel (Insidious: The Last Key, The Taking of Deborah Logan) helms this thriller about six strangers who find themselves in circumstances beyond their control after entering a mysterious escape room. The group must use their wits and work together if they’re to survive.

There’s enough tension and suspense to thrill fans of the genre, but for many viewers the film won’t warrant a trip to the theaters. (109 min.) —Caleb

THE FAVOURITE What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Full price Where’s it showing? The Palm Yorgos Lanthimos (Dogtooth, The Lobster, The Killing of a Scared Deer) directs this early 18th century period piece about two warring women seeking favor from ailing, prickly Queen Anne (Olivia Colman). Lady Sarah (Rachel Weisz) is the queen’s longtime companion who essentially runs the country during a time of war. Newcomer Abigail (Emma Stone), a new servant to the queen, uses her charms to gain power of her own as she attempts to return to her aristocratic roots.

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Featuring excellent performances coupled with a rich and timely subtext that connects beyond its period setting, The Favourite revels in its skewering of royal aloofness and power gluttony and delivers a sardonic treat. (119 min.) —Glen

GREEN BOOK What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Full price Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Fair Oaks Co-writer Peter Farrelly (Dumb and Dumber, There’s Something About Mary) directs this biopic about African-American pianist Don Shirley (Mahershala Ali), who hires working-class Italian-American bouncer Tony Lip (Viggo Mortensen) as his driver on a music tour of the 1960s American South. Though they’re very different people, they develop a warm and enduring friendship. This is one of

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Opening night reception, featuring Heart of Paradise Wild Nights with Emily, starring Molly Shannon Featured documentary, Love and Bananas, & fundraiser for elephant rescue 2/9 Beauty and the Beast, honoring producer Don Hahn 2/10 Closing night champagne gala and awards, featuring The Thin Man 2/7 2/7 2/8

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MARY POPPINS RETURNS What’s it rated? PG What’s it worth? Full price Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Galaxy, Park, Stadium 10 Rob Marshall (Chicago, Memoirs of a Geisha, Pirates of the Caribbean: One Stranger Tides, Into the Woods) directs this sequel to the 1964 classic about a magical nanny who helps two neglected children reconnect with their father. This time around, Mary Poppins (Emily Blunt) returns to the Banks family children who are now adults. Michael Banks (Ben Whishaw) lives with his three children— Anabel (Pixie Davies), John (Nathanael Saleh), Georgie (Joel Dawson)—and their

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housekeeper, Ellen (Julie Walters), in the same house on Cherry Tree Lane. With encouragement from Michael’s sister, Jane (Emily Mortimer), and the help of lamplighter, Jack (Lin-Manuel Miranda), Mary helps the new set of Banks children find the joy in life. I’m happy to report that this sequel—54 years after the original!—is just as wonderful and magical as the first one. Rob Marshall and company have truly done the original justice. The story, the music, the acting, the cinematography, the special effects, and the direction are all superb! This film is a nostalgia-fest for parents and an introduction to a new world of wonder for kids. If I had some little ones, I’d take them straight to the theater to see this film and then straight to the record store to buy the soundtrack. Mary Poppins Returns is an instant classic! (130 min.) —Glen MOVIES continued page 43

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What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Matinee Where’s it showing? The Palm, Galaxy Josie Rourke makes her directorial debut with her film Mary Queen of Scots, starring Saoirse Ronan as Mary and Margot Robbie as Queen Elizabeth l. The story focuses on Mary’s attempts at overthrowing her cousin, Elizabeth, for England’s throne. It’s a period piece that shows the limits of what a woman could do—even a woman in power. The film opens with Mary’s arrival to Scotland after spending most of her life in France. Widowed, she takes her place as Queen of Scotland, which immediately displeases her half-brother who was temporarily ruling in her absence. Her brother, James (Luke Kidd), and a Protestant cleric, John Knox (David Tennant), disapprove of her Catholicism, her prominent absence in Scotland, and her defiance when a man tells her what to do. Her homecoming also sparks major concern to the west with Elizabeth in England. Elizabeth lives an isolated life by choice because she fears that someone is after her throne. She even lives a life of celibacy to avoid a man taking advantage of her power. The two “sisters,” as they call each other, marvel and envy one another from a distance. In fear of losing her crown, Elizabeth tries to push one of the men from her council—her supposed lover (hold your horses; they only kiss)—into the arms of Mary to control her from a far. Of course Mary doesn’t fall for that trick and instead marries Lord Darnley (Jack Lowden), whose father has a huge interest in the royal power. As it turns out, Darnley doesn’t have the same interest, or any interest, in Mary as he drunkenly has an affair with Mary’s male musician on their wedding night—scandalous. The only good thing that came out of that marriage was a child that could be the next heir to England’s throne. Throughout the film, the two women fight over who is the rightful Queen of England, but the main issue is the men that surround them—the men on their councils, the men they had relationships with (sexual or not), and the men who are their subjects. There wasn’t a single man the women could trust. In one way or another, men were tired of listening to and being commanded by women. While their two reigns were fiercely driven apart, the only mutual understanding they had was taking a stand against men. Mary Queen of Scots is an interesting watch, from the gowns and garish orange hair to the intense scenes of power from both women. Rourke even had an interesting explanation for Elizabeth’s transition to wearing heavy white makeup in her portraits.

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THE NOTORIUS R.B.G. Felicity Jones (center) stars as Ruth Bader Ginsberg, who fights for equality and eventually becomes a Supreme Court Justice, in On the Basis of Sex. For history buffs, there are a lot of accurate moments in the film but there’s still a lot to pick at. For instance, Mary was only an infant when she inherited the Scottish throne and was able to rule it when she became an adult. And it wasn’t mentioned that her husband, Darnley, was her first cousin! But at the same time, it’s nothing new—women pitted against each other and men being disgusting and only caring about power. (124 min.) —Karen Garcia

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What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Matinee Where’s it showing? Galaxy, Park, Stadium 10 Clint Eastwood (Unforgiven, Million Dollar Baby, Gran Torino) directs this crime thriller screenplay by Sam Dolnick, based on The New York Times Magazine article “The Sinaloa Cartel’s 90-Year-Old Drug Mule” by Nick Schenk. Eastwood takes on the role of Earl Stone, a horticulturist and World War II vet who’s caught in Michigan running $3 million worth of Mexican cartel cocaine. After a quick read of The New York Times Magazine article upon which this film is based, it’s pretty clear that instead of focusing—as the article does—on whether or not the Earl Stone was a crafty insider or a doddering old man taken advantage of by the cartel, this film is more interested in inventing Stone’s estrangement from his family. Earl wants to be the center of attention, and he’s seen as a star of the daylily growers association and well liked at the local VFW hall, rather than feeling like a failure as a husband and father at home. He misses anniversaries, birthdays, weddings—you name it—and his ex-wife

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come into contact with Pinhead and the otherworldly forces of hell, all of whom are tied into the killings. The film has a lot of flaws, the biggest being the plot itself. Much of the movie is spent with detectives as they argue and investigate an uninteresting and generic When? 2018 serial killer case. The scenes of Pinhead, What’s it rated? Unrated the Cenobites, and a new batch of twisted deformed denizens of Hell called Where’s it available? DVD, the Stygian Inquisition, are few and Netflix far between. The film was made on an orror movie fans know better than incredibly small budget (only $350,000), most how depressing it can be to and it clearly shows in this aspect. watch a once great movie franchise However, horror fans shouldn’t write slowly circle the drain. this film off completely. The few scenes Whether it’s Friday the 13th, A we do get with Pinhead, Inquisitors, Nightmare on Elm Street, Scream, or and the hellish and surreal nether-realm any other popular scary flick series, they inhabit are genuinely disturbing, the diminishing returns of quality and gruesome, and horrifying. The set scariness with each new sequel is so design of these sequences pulls from common in this genre that it’s taken as other horror movies like 2000’s The Cell inevitable. and 1995’s Seven, and even contain In no other horror movie series is nods to the original movie, including an this more apparent than the Hellraiser appearance by “The Chatterer” one of franchise. The original movie, 1987’s the Cenobites who appeared alongside Hellraiser, is a near perfect horror movie: Pinhead in the original film. These a bloody, disturbing, hellish masterpiece sequences recall the flavor of the first that introduced viewers to the iconic movie, and leave one wishing that there and terrifying Pinhead. Sadly, none of were more of them in Judgment. the franchise’s subsequent sequels were Taken along with horror movie Easter ever able to live up to original. It seemed eggs like the cameo by Nightmare on with each successive sequel the plots got Elm Street actress Heather Langenkamp, sillier, the acting got worse, and Pinhead it’s clear that writer and director Gary and his fellow demonic, leather-clad J. Tunnicliffe cares about the Hellraiser Cenobites became less frightening. franchise but was hampered by a lack of Hellraiser: Judgment is the 10th entry budget and other production difficulties. in the franchise, released in 2018. The Hellraiser: Judgment is worth a watch film follows three police detectives who, because parts of it show promise, while on the trail of a brutal serial killer, possibility, and a direction to revive one

Mary (Dianne Wiest) and daughter Iris (real life daughter Alison Eastwood) hate him for it. About the only family member who’s not yet fed up with his selfishness is soonto-be-married granddaughter Ginny (Taissa Farmiga). His horticulture operation, having fallen on hard times thanks to the Internet, is out of business, so when he’s recruited to drive a route for the cartel, he accepts, thinking it’ll be a one-time easy money scheme that will help him pay for his granddaughter’s wedding. It is easy money … too easy, and the onetime trip turns into another and another, with increasingly larger loads and fatter paydays. Earl’s a charming, selfish prick, and the film explores—maybe a little too easily and conveniently—how he comes to realize what’s really important in life. It’s not nearly as good as Gran Torino (2008), a similarly themed film, but it certainly washes the bad taste of his last failure—The 15:17 to Paris (2018)—out of my mouth. So, yes, Eastwood has pulled it off again, but it’s a little repetitive of his past work. Like Gran Torino’s cranky, racist, veteran Walt Kowalski, Earl Stone is mostly blind to his own shortcomings. Hispanics are “beaners,” blacks are “negroes,” and women are gleefully objectified. Stone gets away with it all because he’s old, but also because he’s not malignant or malicious about it. He just doesn’t seem to know any better. His law enforcement counterpart is new Chicago bureau DEA Special Agent Colin Bates (Bradley Cooper), who with his DEA partner (Michael Peña) is zeroing in on the cartel operation because they MOVIES continued page 44 PHOTO COURTESY OF IMBD

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What’s it rated? PG What’s it worth? Full price Where’s it showing? Sunset Drive-In, Downtown Centre, Galaxy, Stadium 10, Sunset Drive-In Bob Persichetti, Peter Ramsey, and Rodney Rothman co-direct this animated action adventure co-written by Phil Lord and co-produced by Christopher Miller (the duo best known for directing The Lego Movie and 21 Jump Street). Miles Morales (voiced by Shameik Moore) becomes the Spider-Man of his version of reality, then crosses into a parallel universe where he teams with other realities’ Spider-Men and a SpiderWoman to stop a an evil that threatens all realities. Superhero team-ups are most satisfying when the juggling of characters is completely undetectable. The audience shouldn’t be thinking about which character’s turn it is in the spotlight, rather why the characters work so well together. For example, what is it that makes Nicolas Cage’s Spider-Noir (a gritty, 1940s private investigator version of Spider-Man) and John Mulaney’s SpiderHam (an anthropomorphic pig whose secret identity is Peter Porker) such a perfect pair? Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse pulls this off but also picks the right point of view to watch the story unfold through: Miles Morales, a teenager who gets spidey powers after being bit by a genetically altered spider while tagging an abandoned subway station. Morales returns to the station later to investigate, only to uncover a plot concocted by crime lord Wilson Fisk—aka Kingpin (voiced by Liev Schreiber)—to collide dimensions in

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order to access parallel universes, but at a deadly cost. What a time it is to be alive for superhero fans. Live action comic book adaptations have been inarguably dominating the box office for the last decade, so where can we go from there? Animated adaptations of costumed crime fighters aren’t new, in home video and television at least. But the big screen treatment for these ‘cartoons’ (a term that Peter Porker considers derogatory) was a rarity … until this year, if the trend catches on. Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse does for Marvel what Teen Titans Go! To The Movies did for DC earlier this year: It takes these characters places that live action couldn’t possibly allow (I could be eating these words in a year or so). Despite the comparison to a quite sillier film, SpiderVerse is surprisingly just as earnest as it is humorous. No matter how many one-liners, knee-slappers, and instances of breaking the fourth wall there are, the stakes feel real. Morales is a full-fledged character we root for and sympathize with all the way through. I’m starting to understand why Spider-Ham found the term ‘cartoon’ so demeaning. (117 min.) —Caleb

THE UPSIDE What’s it rated? PG-13 Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Galaxy, Park, Stadium 10 Neil Burger (The Illusionist, Limitless, Divergent) directs this American remake of the wonderful 2011 film, Les Intouchables, about Phillip (Bryan Cranston), a wealthy quadriplegic who hires Dell (Kevin Hart), a man with a criminal record, to help him with his dayto-day needs. (125 min.) —Glen

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f you are immune to nostalgia, you Let’s play at Leroy’s might pass by the vintage Skee-Ball The Kinney San Luis Obispo and Leroy’s is located at machine without even a second glance. 1800 Monterey St. in SLO. For more information, call However, if you’re like me, you may find (805) 544-8600 or go to thekinneyslo.com. it harder to pass up the giant Lite-Brite glowing in the back patio. My inner-child Kinney SLO manager Kristin Battaglia squealed at the sight of this old-school said the hotel was designed as an homage game, a direct import from my third to Cal Poly—which makes sense, as the grade bedroom. hotel and restaurant is just a stone’s throw This is the sneaky surprise of Leroy’s, from campus. Old framed pictures show the new restaurant attached to The Cal Poly and SLO through the years; an Kinney Hotel at 1800 Monterey St. You ancient green jersey graces one wall. think it’s just going to be some bland new The property, previously a Holiday Inn corporate cafeteria, but then it hits you in Express, was entirely remodeled last year all the sweet spots. and opened to the public in October. The completely remodeled boutique “We wanted to bring in elements that hotel checks off all the requirements are a nod to the community as well as for a cool, modern space: custom neon encourage people to interact with the fun in the lobby, AstroTurf in “the quad,” games,” Battaglia said. “We want the mid-century inspired tables and chairs, restaurant to appeal to our guests staying local beer and wine (much of it selfhere, but also to the community, too. We serve), nooks and crannies for chatting, a are open for the public to come in, and communal table atop animal skin rugs, we want people to know that we’re here. and more glowing green banker’s desk While there’s a lot of excellent restaurants lamps than—well—an old timey bank. in the area, our menu sets us apart. We The 100-room sister hotel (the first want to be unique and different, and Kinney is located in Venice Beach) is you can see that in the presentation and a new “social experience” brought to quality.” SLO from Southern California-based The charcuterie board features a Pacifica Hotels. Leroy’s was designed as a giant soft pretzel with all the goodies “contemporary gathering spot” featuring incorporated within swoops of the dough: not just cute games, but also breakfast and lunch. Think crowd-pleasers like the FLAVOR continued page 48 tri-tip bahn mi, IPA smoked bacon mac ’n’ PHOTO BY HAYLEY THOMAS CAIN cheese, and a shiitake basil turkey burger. I stopped in for breakfast and was stoked that the chef went savory rather than sweet. Sure, I want to try the restaurant’s Bananas Foster French Toast at some point in my life, but eating like this on a weekday would only mean napping straight through my deadline. I gobbled down the stuffed chile relleno, a meaty spectacle to behold (see photographic evidence, right). Stuffed with tri-tip, bacon and linguiça from Cattaneo Brothers, guajillo chili sauce, queso fresco, crema, and a sunny-side-up egg, this messy meal got me through the day till supper. It was what the kids call “bomb.” Luckily for Cal Poly students, this SUNNY SIDE Leroy’s stuffed chile relleno is filled with tri-tip, meal is available day bacon, and linguiça from Cattaneo Brothers, guajillo chili sauce, and night! queso fresco, crema, and topped with a sunny-side-up egg.

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STAY, PLAY, OR EAT Skee-Ball, giant Lite-Brite and Scrabble—plus a host of creative, approachable menu items like chicken and waffles and a shiitake basil turkey burger— make Leroy’s more than your average “hotel restaurant.”

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peppered salami, soppressata, prosciutto, cheeses, apples, grapes, blackberries, almonds (naturally, served with Pabst Blue Ribbon beer cheese). The burger looks like art. Students can even ask for the “secret menu,” with a flash of their Cal Poly or Cuesta ID card (these items are weirder and cheaper). Leroy’s chef and beverage director Adam Measurall, is local to the Central Coast, attending culinary school in Santa Barbara before working at a host of momand-pop restaurants across the region (including legendary Santa Maria-style steakhouse the Far West Tavern formerly in Guadalupe). Measurall signed on a few months ago, excited to start a new creative journey. “When I walked in, everything was still under construction and it was interesting to see the restaurant and hotel built from the ground up,” the chef said. “It was a couple months in the making, including building out the extensive banquet menus. The menu is simple, but what sets us apart is the fact that everything is from scratch. We aren’t getting chicken out of the bag. We are breaking down our own chickens, making our own chicken and veal stock. This is an approachable, from-scratch kitchen.” Approachable like a game of giant Scrabble or table Boggle? I’d say so. I’m just glad that this time I’m playing Lite-Brite as an adult. Now, lunch will include something far tastier than my friend’s mom’s frozen fish sticks. ∆ Hayley Thomas Cain is making a clown face with the giant Lite-Brite. She can be reached at hthomas@newtimesslo.com.

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When you think of Central Coast wines, you probably don’t think of the literal coast. However, Cambria’s Stolo Vineyards and Winery conjures up this vision for me. The winery and tasting room is, in fact, the closest to the Pacific Ocean, just 3 miles from literal sand, palm trees, and seagulls. It’s also (as of recently) the highest ranked winery on the Central Coast according to Wine Enthusiast’s annual “The Enthusiast 100,” which showcases the best wines of the year. More than 24,000 wines were reviewed for the coveted 2018 list, and Stolo’s 2016 Estate Syrah scored high marks with a 96 rating and No. 12 ranking, the only Central Coast winery in the top 20. “Our ocean influence differentiates us,” said winemaker Nicole Bertotti Pope. “We’re honored and humbled that difference is being recognized amongst some of the most revered wineries.” Fresh, delicate, and vibrant, Stolo wines are perfectly suited to a beachy, breezy lifestyle. Would it be redundant (or corny) to say that their bottles are totally tubular? Well, I already said it, so there! Stolo Vineyards & Winery is located at 3776 Santa Rosa Creek Road in Cambria. For more information, go to stolofamilyvineyards.com or call (805) 924-3131. ∆ Hayley Thomas Cain is hanging ten with a glass of syrah in hand. She can be reached at hthomas@newtimesslo.com.

H AYLEY’S BITES SUNDAY SNACKING Big plans: Sunday Funday at Baileyana Winery in Edna Valley is always a blast, so don’t miss the next one scheduled for Jan. 20 (unless you want to live with the FOMO). Hang for an afternoon of wine, music, and food provided by Hurricane Kitchen Food Truck (Bear Market Riot will provide the tunes; for info, go to slowine. com) … Had a few extra pounds of butternut squash lying around since Thanksgiving? No worries. Use it all up on a Sunday afternoon and try a few new recipes, like butternut beignets, butternut squash pie, or perhaps a unique butternut squash BLT salad! Stranger flavors have mingled before … McConnell’s Fine Ice Creams has officially opened in downtown SLO! The 868 Monterey St. location is perfectly situated for strolling whilst shopping and licking.

COASTAL CRUISING The sound of silence: Winter is a great time to take advantage of Morro Bay’s chill environs! The Morro Bay Winter Bird Festival flocks to the coast this Jan. 18 through 21, you can check out a Monarch Butterfly tour at the Morro Bay Golf Course, and the Embarcadero restaurants are delightfully uncrowded (that means more crab for you; go to morrobay.org) … Pismo Beach restaurants are offering a slew of delicious, priceddown eats this January Restaurant Month. Check out the three-course meals for $30 to $40 at F. McLintock’s Saloon, Lido at the Dolphin Bay Resort, Marisol at the Cliffs, Scotty’s Bar & Grill, SeaVenture Restaurant, Splash Café, and more (go to classiccalifornia. com for info).

GOOD TASTE Don’t sleep on these tickets: The Cambria Chamber of Commerce will host its annual Cambria Art and Wine Festival from Jan. 25 through 27. Spend the day shopping, eating, sipping, and viewing cool works of art. The food and wine pairing event has sold out in advance, so be sure to get your tickets while you still can (go to cambriaartwine. org for info and tickets) … Be a winemaker for a day! Join Le Vigne Winery in Paso Robles this Jan. 20 for a wine-blending seminar with winemaker Michael Barreto. You’ll lean the secrets of what it takes to make the perfect cuvée, then try to create your own. The seminar includes lunch and a 750 ml bottle of your very own blend, complete with a custom label (learn more at pasowine.com) … Wine Speak, which brings master sommeliers and winemakers to public tasting events, will wrap up its run in Paso Robles this Jan. 10. Learn more at winespeakpaso.com. ∆ Hayley Thomas Cain has never eaten a butterfly. She can be reached at hthomas@ newtimesslo.com.

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COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DEPARTMENT OF PLANNING & BUILDING WHO: San Luis Obispo Planning Commission

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WHEN: Thursday, January 24, 2019 at 9:00 AM. All items are advertised for 09:00 AM. To verify agenda placement, please call the Department of Planning & Building at (805) 781-5600. WHAT: A request by the County of San Luis Obispo to amend the Affordable Housing Fund (Title 29 of the County Code) and the Land Use / Coastal Zone Land Use Ordinance (Title 22 / Title 23 of the County Code) to change how affordable housing requirements and in-lieu fees are calculated and applied to development projects. The proposed amendments would apply countywide. County File Number: LRP2018-00013 Assessor Parcel Number: Various Supervisorial District: All Date Authorized: December 4, 2018 WHERE: The hearing will be held in the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, 1055 Monterey St., Room #D170, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA. The Board of Supervisors Chambers are located on the corner of Santa Rosa and Monterey Streets. At the hearing all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal. ADDITIONAL INFORMATION: A copy of the staff report will be available on the Planning Department website, www. sloplanning.org. You may contact Airlin M. Singewald, Project Manager, in the San Luis Obispo County Department of Planning and Building, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, California 93408, (805) 781-5600. ENVIRONMENTAL INFORMATION: Also to be considered is the environmental determination that the project is exempt under CEQA, pursuant to CEQA Guidelines Section 15061(b)(3), General Rule Exemption. The Environmental Coordinator has determined that it can be seen with certainty that there is no possibility that the proposed project may have a significant adverse effect on the environment. A Notice of Exemption has been prepared pursuant to CEQA Guidelines Section 15062. If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing RAMONA HEDGES, SECRETARY COUNTY PLANNING COMMISSION January 10, 2019

PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE The San Luis Obispo Council of Governments (SLOCOG) will hold a Public Hearing on February 6, 2019, to receive public testimony on the following: Low Carbon Transit Operations Program (LCTOP) Programming: An estimated $529K in FY 2018/2019 Low Carbon Transit Operations Program funds are available for public transit operating or capital projects within the region that support new or expanded bus service and to reduce greenhouse gas emissions and improve mobility. Individuals wishing accessibility accommodations at this meeting, under the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA), may request such accommodations to aid hearing, visual, or mobility impairment (including Limited English Proficiency [LEP]) by contacting SLOCOG offices at (805) 781-4219. Please note that 48 hours advance notice will be necessary to honor your request. Please refer to www.slocog.org for the meeting agenda and further information. The hearing will be held during the SLOCOG Board meeting on Wednesday, February 6, 2019, starting at 8:30 a.m. in the County Board of Supervisors’ Chambers, County Government Center, 1055 Monterey Street, San Luis Obispo, California. For more information, write to SLOCOG, 1114 Marsh Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401, or contact Tim Gillham at 781-1520 (email at tgillham@ slocog.org). January 10, 2019

PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE The San Luis Obispo Council of Governments (SLOCOG) will hold a hearing to receive public testimony on Unmet Transit Needs within the County of San Luis Obispo and its seven cities. The hearing will be held during the SLOCOG Board meeting on Wednesday, February 6, 2019, scheduled to begin at 8:30 a.m. in the County Board of Supervisors Chambers, County Government Center, 1055 Monterey Street, San Luis Obispo, California. Individuals wishing accessibility accommodations at this meeting, under the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA), may request such accommodations to aid hearing, visual, or mobility impairment (including Limited English Proficiency [LEP]) by contacting SLOCOG offices at 781-4219. Please note that 48 hours advance notice will be necessary to honor your request. To maximize the opportunity for public comment, interested persons or organizations are requested to limit their testimony to three minutes. Written testimony should be sent to SLOCOG, 1114 Marsh Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. For Telephone testimony, please call (805) 597-8025. Electronic mail/email may be sent to unmet_needs@slocog.org or submit requests online at: www.transitneeds.org. Deadline for written, telephone, and electronic testimony is no later than Wednesday, February 13, 2019, at 5:00 p.m. December 20, 2018 & January 10, 2019

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Notice is hereby given by the undersigned that a Public Lien Sale of the following described personal property will be held Monday, the 21st day of January, 2019, at 12:00 PM at ALAMO SELF STORAGE, 645 Tank Farm Rd., San Luis Obispo, County of San Luis Obispo, State of California, and will be sold by the unit by James O’Brien, Auctioneer, CA Bond #14663730099, phone (951) 681-4113. The property to be sold is stored at ALAMO SELF STORAGE, located at 645 Tank Farm Rd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401, County of San Luis Obispo. Unit Name General Description of Goods A31 Green, Susan Chair, suitcases, lamp, guitar case, plastic bags, misc. C20 Jenkins, William Window, screens, sliding door D32 Jackson, Andrew Metal cabinet, lattice, wooden desk, tool box, misc. H4 Jackson, Andrew Boxes, chair, suitcase, bike, file cabinets, misc. H16 Jackson, Andrew Suitcase, radio, lamps, wooden shelves, boxes, misc. I16 Jackson. Andrew Bike, couch, tools, boxes, suitcase, plastic containers, misc. J32 Northrop, Gregory Armoire, end table, mattress, computer K8 Garza, Brandy Boxes, backpacks, briefcase, plastic containers, misc. K22 Jackson, Andrew Chair, clothing, plastic tarp, plastic containers, misc. K24 Jackson, Andrew Plastic containers, clothing, table, boxes, radio, misc. K26 Jackson, Andrew Bike, step stool, ice chests, boxes, plastic containers, misc. K27 Jackson, Andrew Speaker, trash can, bench, wooden closet, plastic containers, misc. L42 Perez, Diego Dresser, fryer, misc. M26 Martinez, Enriqueta Vacuum, full suitcase, luggage, clothing, plastic containers, misc. M29 Brendon, Gregory Vacuum, metal shelving, mattress, bed frame, toaster, boxes, misc. M48 Kirsch, Megan Bike, round table, end tables, armoire, picture frame M49 Kirsch, Megan Bed, dresser, bed frame, matching set P2 Jackson, Andrew Bike, file cabinets, wooden furniture, chair, fishing pole, misc. P5 Rose, Chris Bikes, stereo, ice chest, fishing pole, toys, sleeping bags, misc. P19 Duncan, Andrew Tire, end tables, fencing material, metal piping, engine parts, misc. This notice is given in accordance with the provisions of Section 21700 et seq. of the Business & Professions Code of the State of California. (See Section 1812.600 of Civil Code) ALAMO SELF STORAGE By: Gary Braun Lien sale pursuant to Civil Code Section 3071 of the State of California, the following vehicle to be sold at Alamo Self Storage, 645 Tank Farm Rd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 1999 Yamaha Motorcycle TR LIC: F61P02 CA VIN: 9C6Cg04Y1X0000889 ENG: 5FG000970 Boxwel Anthony Arroll Crystal Mitchum Household Bk Nevada Teresa O’Brien’s Lien Service Reg # 88990 951-681-4113 January 10 & 17, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2761 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, GOLD COAST DISTRIBUTION, 930 Huber St. #A, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Gold Coast Enterprises (4007 Layang Layang Circle, Unit H, Carlsbad, CA 92008). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Gold Coast Enterprises, Stephen Barrey, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-20-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 11-20-23. December 20, 27, 2018, January 3, & 10, 2019

FILE NO. 2018-2793 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/24/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, UNILINK INVESTMENTS, 2320 Del Sol Pl., Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Rita Martin Frahmann, Russell Lee Frahmann (2320 Del Sol Pl., Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Rita Martin Frahmann. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-27-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Currens, Deputy. Exp. 11-27-23. December 20, 27, 2018, January 3, & 10, 2019

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FILE NO. 2018-2803 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/08/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, BEYOND WELLNESS, 2095 9th St. #7, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Emily Nicole Desjardins (2095 9th St. #7, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Emily Desjardins, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-28-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Levy, Deputy. Exp. 1128-23. December 20, 27, 2018, January 3, & 10, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2818 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, ACUGLO WELLNESS, 2015 10th Street, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Lisa Marie Cemo (1153 17th St. Unit B, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Lisa Cemo, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-30-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 11-30-23. December 20, 27, 2018, January 3, & 10, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2854 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/05/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, VESPERA ON OCEAN, 147 Stimson Ave., Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Pismo Beach Hotel Investments, LLC (1 MacArthur Pl. Ste. 300, Santa Ana, CA 92707). This business is conducted by A DE Limited Liability Company /s/ Pimso Beach Hotel Investments, LLC, Matthew B. Kaufman, Secretary and Treasurer. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-06-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 12-06-23. December 20, 27, 2018, January 3, & 10, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2886 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CENTRAL COAST MOTORCYCLE ASSOCIATION, 1102 Laurel Lane, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Central Caost Trail Riders Association, Inc. (1102 Laurel Lane, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Central Coast Trail Riders Association, Inc., Joey Maxvill, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-11-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 12-11-23. December 20, 27, 2018, January 3, & 10, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2887 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, FERRARI SURFACES INTERNATIONAL, 425 North Frontage Rd., Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Karma Marketing, Inc. (425 North Frontage Rd., Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Karma Marketing, Inc., Cara Ferrari - President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-11-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. King, Deputy. Exp. 12-11-23. December 20, 27, 2018, January 3, & 10, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2832 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/12/1998) New Filing The following person is doing business as, LAGUNA LAKE, 1801 Perfumo Canyon Road, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. MHC Laguna Lake Two, L.L.C. (Two North Riverside Plaza, Ste. 800, Chicago, IL 60606). This business is conducted by A DE Limited Partnership /s/ MHC Laguna Lake Two, L.L.C., Jeff Kimes, Vice President of General Partner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-03-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 12-03-23. December 20, 27, 2018, January 3, & 10, 2019

FILE NO. 2018-2890 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/11/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, MERAKI, 201 Five Cities Drive, Space 140, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Christiane Paulette Perriseau, Jessica Renee Lea Perriseau (201 Five Cities Drive, Space 140, Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Jessica Renee Lea Perriseau, Partner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-11-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Levy, Deputy. Exp. 12-11-23. December 20, 27, 2018, January 3, & 10, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2844 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/15/2015) New Filing The following person is doing business as, MATTY’S MORRO BAY LAUNDRY, 890 Monterey Ave., Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Julie Ann Garcia, Michael Garcia (2098 Circle Drive, Cayucos, CA 93430). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Julie Garcia, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-05-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Levy, Deputy. Exp. 12-05-23. December 20, 27, 2018, January 3, & 10, 2019

FILE NO. 2018-2894 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, AVILA TRAFFIC SAFETY, 8305 El Camino Real, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. Kellie Avila Construction Services Inc (8305 El Camino Real, Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Kellie Avila Construction Services Inc, Kellie Avial - President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-11-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Levy, Deputy. Exp. 12-11-23. December 20, 27, 2018, January 3, & 10, 2019

FILE NO. 2018-2899 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/12/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SUSHI 805, 460 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. BJP Corporation (460 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ BJP Corporation, Sang Hun Jeon - President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-12-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. L. Orellana, Deputy. Exp. 12-12-23. December 20, 27, 2018, January 3, & 10, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2905 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/17/2013) New Filing The following person is doing business as, EYE CANDY GLASSWORKS, 3291 Pickwick Lane, Cambria, CA 93428. San Luis Obispo County. Claudia Ariss (3291 Pickwick Lane, Cambria, CA 93428). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Claudia A. Ariss. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-13-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 12-13-23. January 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2906 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CLEANING ROSE SERVICE, 723 Hill Street, Apt. A, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Brian Alfonso Araujo (723 Hill Street, Apt. A, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Brian Araujo. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-13-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 12-13-23. December 20, 27, 2018, January 3, & 10, 2019

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FILE NO. 2018-2909 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/28/1983) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CREEKLANDS, 229 Stanley Ave., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Central Coast Salmon Enhancement (229 Stanley Ave., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Central Coast Salmon Enhancement, Donald Chartrand – Executive Director. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-13-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. C. Luckey, Deputy. Exp. 12-13-23. December 20, 27, 2018, January 3, & 10, 2019

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FILE NO. 2018-2911 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/24/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, BAULDRY MECHANICAL CONSTRUCTION, 1175 Carpenter Canyon Road, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Michael Bauldry (1175 Carpenter Canyon Road, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Michael Bauldry. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-14-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. C. Luckey, Deputy. Exp. 12-14-23. December 20, 27, 2018, January 3, & 10, 2019

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FILE NO. 2018-2912 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/14/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, ALLISON CLAIRE IMAGERY, 216 S. Rena St. Apt. A-2, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Allison Claire Gooch (216 S. Rena St. Apt. A-2, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Allison Gooch, Individual. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-14-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. L. Orellana, Deputy. Exp. 12-14-23. December 20, 27, 2018, January 3, & 10, 2019

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FILE NO. 2018-2914 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/14/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, MY BLUE HOMESERVICES, 1914 Teak Dr. Apt. A, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Valentina Chavez (1914 Teak Dr. Apt. A, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Valentina Chavez, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-14-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. King, Deputy. Exp. 12-14-23. December 20, 27, 2018, January 3, & 10, 2019

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FILE NO. 2018-2917 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/17/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CENTRAL COAST AVOCADO COMPANY, 725 Sheridan Road, Unit B, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Dominic Lawrence Handy (725 Sheridan Road, Unit B, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Dominic Handy. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-17-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 12-17-23. December 20, 27, 2018, January 3, & 10, 2019

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FILE NO. 2018-2923 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/17/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, ALONSO’S SERVICES, 809 S. 7th Ave., Avenal, CA 93204. San Luis Obispo County. Alonso Carranza Enriquez (809 S. 7th Ave., Avenal, CA 93204). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Alonso Enriquez, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-17-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Levy, Deputy. Exp. 12-17-23. January 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2019

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FILE NO. 2018-2925 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/15/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CALI STRONG CANDLES, 911 Patricia Circle, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. Liza Spiridon (911 Patricia Circle, Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Liza Spiridon. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-17-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. Gibson, Deputy. Exp. 12-17-23. December 27, 2018, January 3, 10, & 17, 2019

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FILE NO. 2018-2929 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/20/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, EMPATH, 3940-7 Broad St. Suite #194, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Louis W Camassa (674 Manhattan Ave., Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Louis Camassa. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-17-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. C. Luckey, Deputy. Exp. 12-17-23. December 27, 2018, January 3, 10, & 17, 2019

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FILE NO. 2018-2947 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/15/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SOCREATE CONSULTING, 1 Grand Ave. Cal Poly Tech Park Bldg. 83, Ste. 2B, San Luis Obispo, CA 93407. San Luis Obispo County. Couto Corp (PO Box 3026, San Luis Obispo, CA 93403). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Couto Corp, Rosa Couto - Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-18-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. L. Orellana, Deputy. Exp. 12-18-23. December 27, 2018, January 3, 10, & 17, 2019

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FILE NO. 2018-2930 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/10/2016) New Filing The following person is doing business as, RABBLE WINE COMPANY, 3090 Anderson Road, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Tolliver Ranch Brands, LLC (3090 Anderson Road, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Tolliver Ranch Brands, LLC, Rob Murray, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-17-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. R. Parashis, Deputy. Exp. 12-17-23. December 27, 2018, January 3, 10, & 17, 2019

FILE NO. 2018-2948 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, K & J WHOLESALE, 2923 S. Higuera, Suite B, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Klaus W Hoffmann (PO Box 352, Santa Margarita, CA 93453). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Klaus Hoffmann. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-18-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. C. Luckey, Deputy. Exp. 12-18-23. December 27, 2018, January 3, 10, & 17, 2019

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FILE NO. 2018-2933 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/18/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, BAYWOOD BREWING COMPANY, 690 Santa Maria Ave., Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Baywood Tavern LLC (690 Santa Maria Ave., Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Baywood Tavern LLC, Benjamin Dougherty, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-18-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Levy, Deputy. Exp. 12-18-23. January 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2019

FILE NO. 2018-2951 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2012) New Filing The following person is doing business as, ANTON REFRIGERATION, 310 Allen St., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Act Enterprises (310 Allen St., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Act Enterprises, Anton Simonich - CFO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-19-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. C. Luckey, Deputy. Exp. 12-19-23. December 27, 2018, January 3, 10, & 17, 2019

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FILE NO. 2018-2945 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/18/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, BOOKER VINEYARD, MY FAVORITE NEIGHBOR, 2644 Anderson Road, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Phase 2 Cellars, LLC (4910 Edna Road, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Phase 2 Cellars, LLC, Kenneth Robin Baggett, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-18-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Levy, Deputy. Exp. 12-18-23. December 27, 2018, January 3, 10, & 17, 2019

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FILE NO. 2018-2946 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/23/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SOCREATE, 1 Grand Ave. Cal Poly Tech Park Bldg. 83, Ste. 2B, San Luis Obispo, CA 93407. San Luis Obispo County. Rosa Socorp (PO Box 5442, San Luis Obispo, CA 93403-5442). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Socorp, Rosa Couto - CFO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-18-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. L. Orellana, Deputy. Exp. 12-18-23. December 27, 2018, January 3, 10, & 17, 2019

FILE NO. 2018-2956 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/31/1969) New Filing The following person is doing business as, EQUITY REAL ESTATE PROFESSIONALS, 144 18th Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Sharon P George (144 18th Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Sharon P George. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-19-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. McCormick, Deputy. Exp. 12-19-23. December 27, 2018, January 3, 10, & 17, 2019

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FILE NO. 2018-2961 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/01/2001) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CENTRAL COAST BANK CARD SERVICES, 1323 Scott Lee Dr., Oceano, CA 93445. San Luis Obispo County. Central Coast Bank Card Services Inc. (1323 Scott Lee Dr., Oceano, CA 93445). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Central Coast Bank Card Services Inc., Michael J Noble, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-19-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 12-19-23. December 27, 2018, January 3, 10, & 17, 2019

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FILE NO. 2018-2962 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/03/2001) New Filing The following person is doing business as, M&S MARINE AND MORE, 1150 Pike Lane, Oceano, CA 93445. San Luis Obispo County. Michael Jeffery Noble (1323 Scott Lee Dr., Oceano, CA 93445). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Michael J Noble, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-19-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 12-19-23. December 27, 2018, January 3, 10, & 17, 2019

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FILE NO. 2018-2965 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/1986) New Filing The following person is doing business as, PEACH TREE INN, 2001 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. PT Hospitality (2001 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ PT Hospitality, Sandra Hitchcock, Vice President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-19-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Levy, Deputy. Exp. 12-19-23. December 27, 2018, January 3, 10, & 17, 2019

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FILE NO. 2018-2968 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/02/1994) New Filing The following person is doing business as, ASSOCIATED DEVELOPMENT SERVICES CORPORATION, GREEN ROAD, 788 Arlington Street, Cambria, CA 93428. San Luis Obispo County. Associated Development Services Corporation (788 Arlington Street, Cambria, CA 93428). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Associated Development Services Corporation, Richard D. Low, Jr. President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-19-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 12-19-23. December 27, 2018, January 3, 10, & 17, 2019

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FILE NO. 2018-2970 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/19/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, 007 REAL ESTATE GROUP, INC., 330 James Way, Suite 150, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. 007 Real Estate Group, Inc. (330 James Way, Suite 150, Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ 007 Real Estate Group, Inc., Jacek Bond, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-19-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 12-19-23. January 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2019

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FILE NO. 2018-2972 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/17/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SUPERIOR FARM WATER, 921 Griffin Street, Suite T, Grover Beach, CA 93445. San Luis Obispo County. Al Siamon (1831 Nathan Way, Nipomo, CA 9344). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Al Siamon, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-20-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. C. Luckey, Deputy. Exp. 12-20-23. December 27, 2018, January 3, 10, & 17, 2019

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FILE NO. 2018-2975 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, THE GIVING BEE REALTY, 799 Story St., Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Brandi Mileen Dodson (799 Story St., Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Brandi M Dodson. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 1220-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. C. Luckey, Deputy. Exp. 12-20-23. December 27, 2018, January 3, 10, & 17, 2019

FILE NO. 2018-2977 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (04/04/2013) New Filing The following person is doing business as, THE HURRICANE KITCHEN, 2400 El Camino Real, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. The Hurricane Kitchen, LLC (1880 L Street, San Miguel, CA 93451). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ The Hurricane Kitchen, LLC, Anthony Richard Verhagen. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 1220-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. Gibson, Deputy. Exp. 12-20-23. January 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2019

PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that on Tuesday, January 22, 2019 at 6:00 p.m. or as soon thereafter as possible, the Pismo Beach Planning Commission will hold a regular meeting at City Hall, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach California in the Council Chamber for the following purpose: Public Hearing Agenda: A. Address:

2121 Price Street (Tides Hotel)

Applicant:

Adam Marquis

Project No:

P15-000083

Description: Coastal Development Permit and Sign Permit for the demolition of an existing 23-room hotel and 3 guest cottages, demolition of an existing private beach access stairway, and construction of a new 52,700 square foot hotel facility consisting of 97 rooms and related amenities including an outdoor pool, spa, restaurant, bar and outdoor space. The proposed development would consist of ten (10) 2-3 story buildings including a subterranean parking garage containing 102 valetserved spaces. The project also includes a coastal bluff public pedestrian pathway, connection to the vertical beach access located on the adjacent Sea Crest Hotel property, and construction of a new beach access stairway. A Mitigated Negative Declaration will be considered. The project is located in the Hotel Motel and Visitor-Serving (R4) Zone of the Motel District Planning Area. The project is located in the Coastal Appeal Overlay Zone and is appealable to the California Coastal Commission. APNs: 005-171-030, -031, and -033 You have a right to comment on this project and its effect on our community. nterested persons are invited to appear at the hearing or otherwise express their views and opinions regarding the matter. An opportunity will be presented at the hearing for verbal comments. Written comments are also welcomed at the hearing or prior to the hearing. Written comments prepared prior to the hearing may be submitted to the Planning Division by mail or handdelivery at 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA 93449, by fax at (805) 773-4684, or by email at eperez@ pismobeach.org. Staff reports, plans and other information related to this matter are available for public review at the Community Development Department, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA. The meeting agenda and staff report will be available no later than the Friday before the meeting and may be obtained at City Hall or by visiting www.pismobeach.org. The Planning Commission meeting will be televised live on Charter Cable Channel 20 and streamed on the City’s website. PLEASE NOTE: If you challenge the action taken on these items in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the City of Pismo Beach at, or prior to, the public hearing. Further information on the above items may be obtained from or viewed at the Planning Division Office at City Hall, or by telephone at (805) 773-4658, or by emailing Elsa Perez, Administrative Secretary at eperez@pismobeach.org. Elsa Perez, CMC Administrative Secretary January 10, 2019

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FILE NO. 2018-2983 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/01/2016) New Filing The following person is doing business as, AUTHENTICITY MARKETING, 1414 Morro St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Linda Savana Woods (1414 Morro St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Linda Woods. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-21-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. C. Luckey, Deputy. Exp. 12-21-23. December 27, 2018, January 3, 10, & 17, 2019

FILE NO. 2018-3015 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/28/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, TOP DOG OF CALIFORNIA, 753 Shell Beach Road, Shell Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Michelle Meri Gibbons (1253 Roxy Ave., Orcutt, CA 93455). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Michelle Meri Gibbons. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-28-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. C. Luckey, Deputy. Exp. 12-28-23. January 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2019

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FILE NO. 2018-2990 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/09/2015) New Filing The following person is doing business as, BEYOND CARPET AND TILE CLEANING, 1550 Guadalupe Rd. #5, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. David Javier Madrigal (1550 Guadalupe Rd. #5, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ David Javier Madrigal. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-21-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 12-21-23. December 27, 2018, January 3, 10, & 17, 2019

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FILE NO. 2018-2992 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, COGAN FAMILY CELLARS, 5450 Edna Road, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Ronald James Cogan, Sheree Karen Cogan (4590 Spanish Oaks Drive, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Ronald James Cogan. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-24-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 12-24-23. January 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2019

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FILE NO. 2018-3018 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/31/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, ESTERO BAY NEWS, 1879 10th St., Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Dean William Sullivan (1879 10th St., Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Dean William Sullivan. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-31-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. King, Deputy. Exp. 12-31-23. January 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2019

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FILE NO. 2018-3019 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/31/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CENTRAL COAST JOURNAL, 25 Johe Lane, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Thomas Leroy Meinhold, Meinhold Lea Juliette (25 Johe Lane, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Juliette Meinhold, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-31-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. L. Orellana, Deputy. Exp. 12-31-23. January 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2019

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FILE NO. 2019-0006 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/02/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, ADVENTURE CLUB SLO, INC., 395 Zanzabar St., Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Adventure Club SLO, Inc. (395 Zanzabar St., Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Adventure Club SLO, Inc., John Gange, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-02-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 01-02-24. January 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2019

FILE NO. 2019-0019 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, TRAUMA AWARE CLINICAL THERAPY, TACT, SLOTACT, TACTSLO, 1115 Toro St. Ste. A, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Tyler Sullivan Hartford (566 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Tyler Sullivan Hartford. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-03-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. King, Deputy. Exp. 01-03-24. January 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2019

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FILE NO. 2019-0007 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, FULL VIEW GAMES, 1260 Stafford St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Scott Lindy Digirolamo (1260 Stafford St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Scott L Digirolamo. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-02-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 01-02-24. January 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2019

FILE NO. 2019-0021 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/31/2008) New Filing The following person is doing business as, LULU LUXE, 864 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Yowza Inc. (6515 Via Venado Rd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Yowza Inc., Eron Betan, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-03-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. L. Orellana, Deputy. Exp. 01-03-24. January 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2019

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FILE NO. 2019-0012 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/02/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, THE WATTRY ENERGY COMPANY, 1010 Paseo De Caballo, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Charles Nicholas Watry (1010 Paseo De Caballo, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ C. Nicholas Watry. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-02-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. L. Orellana, Deputy. Exp. 01-02-24. January 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-0024 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, DOG CAMP SLO, 1647 9th Street, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. James M Bishop (1647 9th Street, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ James Bishop. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-03-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Levy, Deputy. Exp. 0103-24. January 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-3001 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SLJ DETAIL & FABRICATION, 1618 Shepherd Dr., Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Susan Lea Johnson (1618 Shepherd Dr., Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Susan Lea Johnson. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-27-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. King, Deputy. Exp. 1227-23. January 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2019

FILE NO. 2018-3026 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, GREEN GATE FARMING COMPANY, 445 Green Gate Rd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Darren Wayne Shetler, TR (445 Green Gate Rd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A Trust /s/ Darren W. Shetler, TR, Trustee. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-31-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 12-31-23. January 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2019

FILE NO. 2019-0017 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/03/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, BEGR8 FITNESS, 543 Fieldview Pl., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420-3510. San Luis Obispo County. Sarema Roxanne Wooldridge (543 Fieldview Pl., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Sarema R. Wooldridge. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-03-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. L. Orellana, Deputy. Exp. 01-03-24. January 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2019

FILE NO. 2019-0026 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, MESA GRANDE NURSERY, LLC, 809 Guadalupe Rd., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Mesa Grande Nursery, LLC (809 Guadalupe Rd., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Mesa Grande Nursery, LLC, Maria Gijon Ordaz, Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-03-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 01-03-24. January 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-3006 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, PORT SAN LUIS BOATYARD, 3915 Avila Beach Drive, Avila Beach, CA 93424. San Luis Obispo County. Brent Lintner (2 Lighthouse Road, Avila Beach, CA 93424). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Brent Lintner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-27-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 12-27-23. January 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2019

FILE NO. 2019-0004 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/02/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CENTRAL COAST BUSINESS PAPER, 1955 Oak Way, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Joe Chufar (602 Farroll Rd., Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Joe Chufar, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-02-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. C. Luckey, Deputy. Exp. 01-02-24. January 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2019

FILE NO. 2019-0018 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/02/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, COASTAL WINDOW WASHING, 1221 Norswing Dr., Oceano, CA 93445. San Luis Obispo County. Jeremiah Sidney Reynolds (1221 Norswing Dr., Oceano, CA 93445). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Jeremiah Reynolds. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-03-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. L. Orellana, Deputy. Exp. 01-03-24. January 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2019

FILE NO. 2019-0044 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/04/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CENTRAL COAST CATCH CSF, 1864 Oceanaire Drive, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Kevin Scott Hall (1864 Oceanaire Drive, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Kevin Hall. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-04-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 01-04-24. January 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2019

NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-0050 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/23/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SOCREATE, 1 Grand Ave. Cal Poly Tech Park, Bldg. 83 Ste. 2B, San Luis Obispo, CA 93407. San Luis Obispo County. Socorp (1 Grand Ave. Cal Poly Tech Park, Bldg. 83 Ste. 2B, San Luis Obispo, CA 93407). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Socorp, Rosa Couto, CFO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-07-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Levy, Deputy. Exp. 0107-24. January 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-0051 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/10/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, KB SALES, 78 Villa Court, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Kristen Ann Maag (78 Villa Court, Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Kristen Ann Maag, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-07-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. L. Orellana, Deputy. Exp. 01-07-24. January 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-0052 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/18/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CELEBRATIONS BY JULIA, 530 Westmont Ave., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Julia Katherine Freet (530 Westmont Ave., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Julia Freet, Owner/ CEO . This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-07-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 01-07-24. January 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-0053 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, MORRO BAY MUSHROOMS, 351 Mindoro St., Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Rosa E Zunno (351 Mindoro St., Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Rosa Zunno. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-07-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Levy, Deputy. Exp. 0107-24. January 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-0054 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, WAZWO DESIGN, 2110 Parkhill Road, Santa Margarita, CA 95460. San Luis Obispo County. Lauren Waswo (2110 Parkhill Road, Santa Margarita, CA 95460). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Lauren Waswo. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-07-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. King, Deputy. Exp. 01-07-24. January 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2019

FILE NO. 2019-0060 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, WILD BREAD CO., 542 N. 14th St., Unit B, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Nelson John De Mille (542 N. 14th St., Unit B, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Nelson John De Mille. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-07-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. King, Deputy. Exp. 0107-24. January 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2019

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: ANGELLA INEZ JAMES CASE NUMBER: 18PR - 0393

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: ANGELLA INEZ JAMES A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by LISA A. WILSON in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo. The Petition for Probate requests that LISA A. WILSON be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for examination in the file kept by the court. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: February 5, 2019 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm St., Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Petitioner: Lisa A. Wilson 4105 Del Rio Road Atascadero, CA 93422 January 10, 17, & 24, 2019

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LegaL Notices NOTICE OF PUBLIC LIEN SALE

The following unit will be sold to satisfy liens against them at a public auction to be held on Friday, January 11, 2019 Notice is hereby given by the undersigned that a public lien sale of the following described personal property will be held. UNIT #184 BETTY JO SPARKS Loveseat, lawn chairs, table, golf clubs, fishing gear, electric blower, mechanics creeper, steam rug cleaner, bread maker, George Forman grill, ironing board, spittoon, wine rack, metal shelf, bag of tools, electric frying pan, pool ladder, cast iron teapot, boxes, bags & totes contents unknown. UNIT #192 AMBER HANSEN - Dinette, carpet, computer monitor, large wall mirror, art, sofa, small water jug, clothes, cane, file cabinet, storage rack, afghan, rocking chair, photo albums, books, boxes & totes contents unknown. UNIT #999 RAUL MENA - Tires, rim, hubcap, oil, clothes, totes contents unknown. Sealed bids will be accepted preceding a silent auction at 9:00am to 12 noon, Friday, January 11, 2019 , at ABBY’S SELF STORAGE 50 ABBY ROAD, TEMPLETON , County of San Luis Obispo, State of California. Bond #0455718. Bids will be taken from 9 AM to 12 NOON (owner has the right to refuse and all bids. Owner has the right to bid.) Highest bidder will be notified by telephone by 1:00 PM the day of the auction. Payment is due and payable immediately. Cash only, this is to include a $100 cash deposit, refundable once the unit is verified clean goods removed. January 3, 10, 2019

NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE TSG NO.: 8743474 TS NO.: CA1800284170 FHA/VA/PMI NO.: 1697709364 APN: 074-211-014 PROPERTy AddRESS: 524 MAR VISTA dRIVE LOS OSOS, CA 93402

YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST, DATED 10/21/2004. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. On 01/16/2019 at 11:00 A.M., First American Title Insurance Company, as duly appointed Trustee under and pursuant to Deed of Trust recorded 10/28/2004, as Instrument No. 2004095046, in book , page , , of Official Records in the office of the County Recorder of SAN LUIS OBISPO County, State of California. Executed by: LORRAINE C. KUBIAK, AN UNMARRIED WOMAN, WILL SELL AT PUBLIC AUCTION TO HIGHEST BIDDER FOR CASH, CASHIER’S CHECK/CASH EQUIVALENT or other form of payment authorized by 2924h(b), (Payable at time of sale in lawful money of the United States) In the breezeway adjacent to the County General Services Building, 1087 Santa Rosa Street San Luis Obispo, CA 93408 All right, title and interest conveyed to and now held by it under said Deed of Trust in the property situated in said County and State described as: AS MORE FULLY DESCRIBED IN THE ABOVE MENTIONED DEED OF TRUST APN# 074-211-014 The street address and other common designation, if any, of the real property described above is purported to be: 524 MAR VISTA DRIVE, LOS OSOS, CA 93402 The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address and other common designation, if any, shown herein. Said sale will be made, but without covenant or warranty, expressed or implied, regarding title, possession, or encumbrances, to pay the remaining principal sum of the note(s) secured by said Deed of Trust, with interest thereon, as provided in said note(s), advances, under the terms of said Deed of Trust, fees,

LegaL Notices charges and expenses of the Trustee and of the trusts created by said Deed of Trust. The total amount of the unpaid balance of the obligation secured by the property to be sold and reasonable estimated costs, expenses and advances at the time of the initial publication of the Notice of Sale is $448,229.72. The beneficiary under said Deed of Trust has deposited all documents evidencing the obligations secured by the Deed of Trust and has declared all sums secured thereby immediately due and payable, and has caused a written Notice of Default and Election to Sell to be executed. The undersigned caused said Notice of Default and Election to Sell to be recorded in the County where the real property is located. NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call (916)939-0772 or visit this Internet Web http:// search.nationwideposting.com/ propertySearchTerms.aspx, using the file number assigned to this case CA1800284170 Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. If the sale is set aside for any reason, the Purchaser at the sale shall be entitled only to a return of the deposit paid. The Purchaser shall have no further recourse against the Mortgagor, the Mortgagee or the Mortgagee’s attorney. Date: First American Title Insurance Company 4795 Regent Blvd, Mail Code 1011-F Irving, TX 75063 First American Title Insurance Company MAY BE ACTING AS A DEBT COLLECTOR ATTEMPTING TO COLLECT A DEBT. ANY INFORMATION OBTAINED MAY BE USED FOR THAT PURPOSE FOR TRUSTEES SALE INFORMATION PLEASE CALL (916)939-0772NPP0345735 To: NEW TIMES 12/27/2018, 01/03/2019, 01/10/2019

NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE T.S. NO. 072708-CA APN: 064-425-005

IMPORTANT NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST, DATED 3/23/2006. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER On 2/5/2019 at 11:00 AM, CLEAR RECON CORP, as duly appointed trustee under and pursuant to Deed of Trust recorded 3/30/2006, as Instrument No. 2006021924, , of Official Records in the office of the County Recorder of San Luis Obispo County, State of CALIFORNIA executed by: KATHLEEN ANN HOLMES, AN UNMARRIED WOMAN WILL SELL AT PUBLIC AUCTION TO HIGHEST BIDDER FOR CASH, CASHIER’S CHECK DRAWN ON A STATE OR NATIONAL BANK, A CHECK DRAWN

LegaL Notices BY A STATE OR FEDERAL CREDIT UNION, OR A CHECK DRAWN BY A STATE OR FEDERAL SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCIATION, SAVINGS ASSOCIATION, OR SAVINGS BANK SPECIFIED IN SECTION 5102 OF THE FINANCIAL CODE AND AUTHORIZED TO DO BUSINESS IN THIS STATE: IN THE BREEZEWAY ADJACENT TO THE COUNTY GENERAL SERVICES BUILDING, 1087 SANTA ROSA STREET, SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA 93408 all right, title and interest conveyed to and now held by it under said Deed of Trust in the property situated in said County and State described as: MORE ACCURATELY DESCRIBED IN SAID DEED OF TRUST. The street address and other common designation, if any, of the real property described above is purported to be: 58 ACACIA AVENUE CAYUCOS, CALIFORNIA 93430 The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address and other common designation, if any, shown herein. Said sale will be held, but without covenant or warranty, express or implied, regarding title, possession, condition, or encumbrances, including fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee and of the trusts created by said Deed of Trust, to pay the remaining principal sums of the note(s) secured by said Deed of Trust. The total amount of the unpaid balance of the obligation secured by the property to be sold and reasonable estimated costs, expenses and advances at the time of the initial publication of the Notice of Sale is: $745,497.86 If the Trustee is unable to convey title for any reason, the successful bidder’s sole and exclusive remedy shall be the return of monies paid to the Trustee, and the successful bidder shall have no further recourse. The beneficiary under said Deed of Trust heretofore executed and delivered to the undersigned a written Declaration of Default and Demand for Sale, and a written Notice of Default and Election to Sell. The undersigned or its predecessor caused said Notice of Default and Election to Sell to be recorded in the county where the real property is located. NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call (844) 477-7869 or visit this Internet Web site WWW. STOXPOSTING.COM, using the file number assigned to this case 072708-CA. Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. FOR SALES INFORMATION: (844) 477-7869 CLEAR RECON CORP 4375 Jutland Drive San Diego, California 92117. January 10, 17, & 24, 2019

LegaL Notices NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE T.S. NO. 074330-CA APN: 065-221-018

T.S. No. 074330-CA APN: 065221-018 NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE IMPORTANT NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST, DATED 2/9/2006. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER On 1/30/2019 at 11:00 AM, CLEAR RECON CORP, as duly appointed trustee under and pursuant to Deed of Trust recorded 2/24/2006, as Instrument No. 2006013121, , of Official Records in the office of the County Recorder of San Luis Obispo County, State of CALIFORNIA executed by: MICHAEL I LINE, A SINGLE MAN WILL SELL AT PUBLIC AUCTION TO HIGHEST BIDDER FOR CASH, CASHIER’S CHECK DRAWN ON A STATE OR NATIONAL BANK, A CHECK DRAWN BY A STATE OR FEDERAL CREDIT UNION, OR A CHECK DRAWN BY A STATE OR FEDERAL SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCIATION, SAVINGS ASSOCIATION, OR SAVINGS BANK SPECIFIED IN SECTION 5102 OF THE FINANCIAL CODE AND AUTHORIZED TO DO BUSINESS IN THIS STATE: In the breezeway adjacent to the County General Services Building located at 1087 Santa Rosa St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93408 all right, title and interest conveyed to and now held by it under said Deed of Trust in the property situated in said County and State described as: LOT 8 IN BLOCK 2 OF TRACT NO. 81, IN THE CITY OF MORRO BAY, COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO, STATE OF CALIFORNIA, ACCORDING TO MAP RECORDED APRIL 28, 1958 IN BOOK 5 AT PAGE 111 OF MAPS, IN THE OFFICE OF THE COUNTY RECORDER OF SAID COUNTY. The street address and other common designation, if any, of the real property described above is purported to be: 3051 SANDALWOOD AVENUE MORRO BAY, CA 93442 The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address and other common designation, if any, shown herein. Said sale will be held, but without covenant or warranty, express or implied, regarding title, possession, condition, or encumbrances, including fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee and of the trusts created by said Deed of Trust, to pay the remaining principal sums of the note(s) secured by said Deed of Trust. The total amount of the unpaid balance of the obligation secured by the property to be sold and reasonable estimated costs, expenses and advances at the time of the initial publication of the Notice of Sale is: $762,531.30 If the Trustee is unable to convey title for any reason, the successful bidder’s sole and exclusive remedy shall be the return of monies paid to the Trustee, and the successful bidder shall have no further recourse. The beneficiary under said Deed of Trust heretofore executed and delivered to the undersigned a written Declaration of Default and Demand for Sale, and a written Notice of Default and Election to Sell. The undersigned or its predecessor caused said Notice of Default and Election to Sell to be recorded in the county where the real property is located. NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times

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LegaL Notices by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call 1-866-539-4173 or visit this Internet Web site WWW.SERVICELINKAUCTION.COM, using the file number assigned to this case 074330-CA. Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. FOR SALES INFORMATION: 1-866-539-4173 CLEAR RECON CORP 4375 Jutland Drive San Diego, California 92117. January 10, 17, & 24, 2019.

NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE T.S. NO. 18-0369-11

NOTE: THERE IS A SUMMARY OF THE INFORMATION IN THIS DOCUMENT ATTACHED 注：本文件包含一个信息摘要 참고사항: 본 첨 부 문서에 정보 요약서가 있 습니다 NOTA: SE ADJUNTA UN RESUMEN DE LA INFORMACIÓN DE ESTE DOCUMENTO TALA: MAYROONG BUOD NG IMPORMASYON SA DOKUMENTONG ITO NA NAKALAKIP LƯU Ý: KÈM THEO ĐÂY LÀ BẢN TRÌNH BÀY TÓM LƯỢC VỀ THÔNG TIN TRONG TÀI LIỆU NÀY PLEASE NOTE THAT PURSUANT TO CIVIL CODE § 2923.3(d)(1) THE ABOVE STATEMENT IS REQUIRED TO APPEAR ON THIS DOCUMENT BUT PURSUANT TO CIVIL CODE § 2923.3(a) THE SUMMARY OF INFORMATION IS NOT REQUIRED TO BE RECORDED OR PUBLISHED AND THE SUMMARY OF INFORMATION NEED ONLY BE MAILED TO THE MORTGAGOR OR TRUSTOR. YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST DATED 12/8/2006. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. A public auction sale to the highest bidder for cash, cashier’s check drawn on a state or national bank, check drawn by a state or federal credit union, or a check drawn by a state or federal savings and loan association, or savings association, or savings bank specified in Section 5102 of the Financial Code and authorized to do business in this state will be held by the duly appointed trustee as shown below, of all right, title, and interest conveyed to and now held by the trustee in the hereinafter described property under and pursuant to a Deed of Trust described below. The sale will be made, but without covenant or warranty, expressed or implied, regarding title, possession, or encumbrances, to pay the remaining principal sum of the note(s) secured by the Deed of Trust, with interest and late charges thereon, as provided in the note(s), advances, under the terms of the Deed of Trust, interest thereon, fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee for the total amount (at the time of the initial publication of the Notice of Sale) reasonably estimated to be set forth below. The amount may be greater on the day of sale. Trustor: STEFAN WORTH, A MARRIED MAN, AS HIS SOLE AND SEPARATE PROPERTY Duly Appointed Trustee: The Wolf Firm, A Law Corporation Recorded 12/15/2006 as Instrument No. 2006088489 of Official Records in the office of the Recorder of San Luis Obispo County, California, Street Address or other common designation of real property: 425 VIA VICENTE NIPOMO CA 93444 A.P.N.: 092564-010 Date of Sale: 2/4/2019 at 11:00 AM Place of Sale: In the breezeway adjacent to the County General Services Building, 1087 Santa Rosa Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408 Amount of unpaid balance and other charges: $1,086,808.16, estimated The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address or other common designation, if any, shown above. If no street address or other common designation is shown, directions to the location of the property may be obtained by sending a written request to

LegaL Notices the beneficiary within 10 days of the date of first publication of this Notice of Sale. NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call 916-939-0772 or visit this Internet Web site www.nationwideposting.com, using the file number assigned to this case 18-0369-11. Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. Date: 12/13/2018 The Wolf Firm, A Law Corporation 2955 Main Street, 2nd Floor Irvine, California 92614 Foreclosure Department (949) 720-9200 Sale Information Only: 916-939-0772 www.nationwideposting.com Sindy Clements, Foreclosure Officer PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THE WOLF FIRM MAY BE ACTING AS A DEBT COLLECTOR, ATTEMPTING TO COLLECT A DEBT. ANY INFORMATION YOU PROVIDE MAY BE USED FOR THAT PURPOSE. NPP0345601 To: NEW TIMES 01/10/2019, 01/17/2019, 01/24/2019

NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE. TS 41988 LN TAkkEN TO 18-222384.

YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST DATED 4/27/2018. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. A public auction sale to the highest bidder for cash, cashier’s check drawn on a state or national bank, check drawn by a state or federal credit union, or a check drawn by a state or federal savings and loan association, or savings association, or savings bank specified in Section 5102 of the Financial Code and authorized to do business in this state will be held by the duly appointed trustee as shown below, of all right, title, and interest conveyed to and now held by the trustee in the hereinafter described property under and pursuant to a Deed of Trust described below. NOTICE: ALL AMERICAN FORECLOSURE SERVICE, AS TRUSTEE, WILL NOT ACCEPT THIRD PARTY ENDORSED CASHIER’S CHECKS. ALL CASHIER’S CHECKS MUST BE PAYABLE DIRECTLY TO ALL AMERICAN FORECLOSURE SERVICE. The sale will be made, but without covenant or warranty, expressed or implied, regarding title, possession, or encumbrances, to pay the remaining principal sum of the note(s) secured by the Deed of Trust, with interest and late charges thereon, as provided in the note(s), advances, under the terms of the Deed of Trust, interest thereon, fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee for the total amount (at the time of the initial publication of the Notice of Sale) reasonably estimated to be set forth below. The amount may be greater on the day of sale. Trustor: Takken Investment Properties, LLC, Duly Appointed

LegaL Notices Trustee: All American Foreclosure Service. Recorded 5/5/2017 as Instrument No. 2017-019825 of Official Records in the office of the Recorder of San Luis Obispo County, California. Date of Sale: 1/31/2019 at 11:00 AM. Place of Sale: In the breezeway adjacent to the County General Services Bldg. located at 1087 Santa Rosa St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. Amount of unpaid balance and other charges: $308,388.57. Street Address or other common designation of real property: 668 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. A.P.N.: 002-422020. The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address or other common designation, if any, shown above. If no street address or other common designation is shown, directions to the location of the property may be obtained by sending a written request to the beneficiary within 10 days of the date of first publication of this Notice of Sale. If the Trustee is unable to convey title for any reason, the successful bidder’s sole and exclusive remedy shall be the return of the monies paid to the trustee and the successful bidder shall have no recourse. If the sale is set aside for any reason, the Purchaser at the sale shall be entitled only to a return of the deposit paid. The Purchaser shall have no further recourse against the Mortgagor, the Mortgagee, or the Mortgagee’s Attorney. NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call (805) 543-7088 or visit this Internet Web site www.eloandata.com , using the file number assigned to this case 41988. Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. Date: 12/28/2018. All American Foreclosure Service, 1363 Marsh Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 (805) 543-7088. Sheryle A. Machado, Certified Trustee Sale Officer. January 10, 17, & 24, 2019

ORdER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CV-0749

To all interested persons: Petitioner: David Robert Lee Gaston AKA David Robert Nichols AKA David R. Nichols filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: David Robert Lee Gaston AKA David Robert Nichols AKA David R. Nichols to PROPOSED NAME: David Robert Nichols THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objec-

LegaL Notices tion that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 01/23/2019, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 9 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: December 11, 2018 /s/: Tana L. Coates, Judge of the Superior Court December 20, 27, 2018, January 3, & 10, 2019

ORdER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CV-0752

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Cecile Rogers Demartini filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Cecile Rogers Demartini to PROPOSED NAME: Cecile Blancarte THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 01/31/2019, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 2 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: December 13, 2018 /s/: Barry T. Labarbera, Judge of the Superior Court January 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2019

ORdER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CV-0756

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Carlos Camargo filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Carlos Camargo to PROPOSED NAME: Charlie Carlos Camargo THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 01/30/2019, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 9 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1050 Monterey St. San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: December 14, 2018 /s/: Tana L. Coates, Judge of the Superior Court December 20, 27, 2018, January 3, & 10, 2019

LegaL Notices ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CV-0771

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Joan Meyers filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Toby Jonathan Meyers to PROPOSED NAME: Robert A. Meyers THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 01/31/2019, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 2 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: December 19, 2018 /s/: Barry T. Labarbera, Judge of the Superior Court December 27, 2018, January 3, 10, & 17, 2019

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CVP-0385

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Jamie Ann Adler filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Ryker Warren Adler to PROPOSED NAME: Ryker Warren Stuart THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 01/23/2019, Time: 9:30 am, Dept. P2 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 901 Park Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: November 30, 2018 /s/: Linda D. Hurst, Judge of the Superior Court December 20, 27, 2018, January 3, & 10, 2019

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CVP-0409

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Kyle Wayne Edward Huseby filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Kyle Wayne Edward Huseby to PROPOSED NAME: Kyle Edward Sorrow THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the

LegaL Notices petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 02/27/2019, Time: 9:30 am, Dept. P2 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 901 Park Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: December 31, 2018 /s/: Linda D. Hurst, Judge of the Superior Court January 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2019

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME

NEW FILE NO. 2018-2885 OLD FILE NO. 2014-1471 Central Coast Motorcycle Association, 1102 Laurel Lane, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 07-02-2014. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Collette A Hillier (6201 Alta Mira Lane, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401), Bruce Whicher (1670 Pin Oak Lane, Templeton, CA 93455). This business was conducted by An Unincorporated Association Other Than A Partnership /s/ Collette A Hillier, Registrant. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-11-2018. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By N. Balseiro, Deputy Clerk. December 20, 27, 2018, January 3, & 10, 2019

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME

NEW FILE NO. 2018-2915 OLD FILE NO. 2017-2172 Central Coast Avocado Company, 1806 Alma Court, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 0906-2017. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Del Sol Builders, Inc. (1806 Alma Court, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business was conducted by A Corporation /s/ Del Sol Builders, Inc., Donald K. Edwards, VP/CFO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-17-2018. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By L. Orellana, Deputy Clerk. December 20, 27, 2018, January 3, & 10, 2019

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME

NEW FILE NO. 2018-2955 OLD FILE NO. 2016-0076 Equity Real Estate Professionals, 144 18th Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 01-11-2016. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Sharon George (144 18th Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446), Greta Peck (10800 San Marcos Rd., Atascadero, CA 93422). This business was conducted by A Copartnership /s/ Sharon George, Copartner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-19-2018. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By A. McCormick, Deputy Clerk. December 27, 2018, January 3, 10, & 17, 2019

LegaL Notices STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME

NEW FILE NO. 2018-2995 OLD FILE NO. 2018-0708 Wine History Project of San Luis Obispo County, 1185 Pacific Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 03-082018. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: The History Center of San Luis Obispo County (696 Monterey Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business was conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ The History Center of San Luis Obispo County, Thomas Kessler, Executive Director. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-26-2018. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By J. Goble, Deputy Clerk. January 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2019

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME

NEW FILE NO. 2018-3005 OLD FILE NO. 2018-2135 Carlos Leonidas Fernandez Jr, 176 E Dana St., Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 0827-2018. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Carlos Leonidas Jr Fernandez, Carlos Leonidas Bey (176 E Dana St., Nipomo, CA 93444). This business was conducted by A Trust /s/ Carlos Leonidas Bey, Trustee. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-27-2018. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By D, Chavez, Deputy Clerk. January 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2019

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME

NEW FILE NO. 2019-0045 OLD FILE NO. 2015-1187 Central Coast Catch, 2409 Blvd Del Campo, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 0501-2015. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Jo Oliver (2409 Blvd Del Campo, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business was conducted by An Individual /s/ Jo Oliver, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-04-2019. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By JF. Brown, Deputy Clerk. January 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2019

nets, sporting equipment, fishing gear, camping gear, tools, construction equipment, computers, monitors, printers, toys, TV’S, bicycles, golf clubs, surf boards, office furniture, personal items, possible collectibles/antiques and boxed items contents unknown, belonging to the following: Barbara Smith (10X10) Joel Correa Reyes (10X20) Cody Kelsey (6X8) Magdalena Hernandez (6X8) Rachel Vasquez (10X10) Purchases must be paid for at time of sale in CASH ONLY. All purchased items sold as is, where is. Items must be removed at the time of sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between owner and obligated party. Advertiser reserves the right to bid. Dated this 8th day of January 2019. Auction by StorageTreasures.com Phone (855)722-8853 SuperStorage (805) 474-4445 Ad to run January 10th, 2019 and January 17th, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2942 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/18/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CALIFORNIA POWER – RENEWABLE ENERGY, 116 Seacliff Dr., Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Browder Hampton Morrisey (, 116 Seacliff Dr., Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Browder Morrisey, Founder. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 12-18-2018. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. L. Orellana, Deputy. Exp. 12-18-23. January 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2019

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LIBRA

(March 21-April 19): Computer-generated special effects used in the 1993 film Jurassic Park may seem modest to us now. But at the time they were revolutionary. Inspired by the new possibilities revealed, filmmakers like Stanley Kubrick, George Lucas, and Peter Jackson launched new projects they had previously thought to be beyond their ability to create. In 2019, I urge you to go in quest of your personal equivalent of Jurassic Park’s pioneering breakthroughs. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, you may be able to find help and resources that enable you to get more serious about seemingly unfeasible or impractical dreams.

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In 1557, Welsh mathematician Robert Recorde invented the equals sign: =. Historical records don’t tell us when he was born, so we don’t know his astrological sign. But I’m guessing he was a Libra. Is there any tribe more skillful at finding correlations, establishing equivalencies, and creating reciprocity? In all the zodiac, who is best at crafting righteous proportions and uniting apparent opposites? Who is the genius of balance? In the coming months, my friend, I suspect you will be even more adept at these fine arts than you usually are.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): I’m a big proponent of authenticity. I almost always advise you to be yourself with bold candor and unapologetic panache. Speak the truth about your deepest values and clearest perceptions. Be an expert about what really moves you, and devote yourself passionately to your relationships with what really moves you. But there is one exception to this approach. Sometimes it’s wise to employ the “fake it until you make it” strategy: to pretend you are what you want to be with such conviction that you ultimately become what you want to be. I suspect now is one of those times for you.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The students’ dining hall at Michigan State University serves gobs of mayonnaise. But in late 2016, a problem arose when 1,250 gallons of the stuff became rancid. Rather than simply throw it away, the school’s Sustainability Officer came up with a brilliant solution: load it into a machine called an anaerobic digester, which turns biodegradable waste into energy. Problem solved! The transformed rot provided electricity for parts of the campus. I recommend you regard this story as a metaphor for your own use. Is there anything in your life that has begun to decay or lose its usefulness? If so, can you convert it into a source of power?

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Notice is given that undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property pursuant to sections 21701-21716 of the Business and Professions Code, Section 2328 of the Commercial Code, Section 515 of the Penal Code and provisions of the Civil Code. “SuperStorage”, 2050 22nd St., Oceano, CA 93445, will sell by competitive bidding ending on or after January 21st, 2019 on or after 10:00 A.M., property in storage units. Auction is to be held online at www.storagetreasures.com.

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(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): There’s a modest, one-story office building at 1209 North Orange St. in Wilmington, Delaware. More than 285,000 businesses from all over the U.S. claim it as their address. Why? Because the state of Delaware has advantageous tax laws that enable those businesses to save massive amounts of money. Other buildings in Delaware house thousands of additional corporations. It’s all legal. No one gets in trouble for it. I bring this to your attention in the hope of inspiring you to hunt for comparable situations: ethical loopholes and workarounds that will provide you with extra benefits and advantages.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): People in the Solomon Islands buy many goods and services with regular currency, but also use other symbols of worth to pay for important cultural events like staging weddings and settling disputes and expressing apologies. These alternate forms of currency include the teeth of flying foxes, which are the local species of bat. In that spirit, and in accordance with current astrological omens, I’d love to see you expand your sense of what constitutes your wealth. In addition to material possessions and funds in the bank, what else makes you valuable? In what other ways do you measure your potency, your vitality, your merit? It’s a favorable time to take inventory.

CAPRICORN

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Modern kids don’t spend much time playing outside. They have fun in natural environments only half as often as their parents did while growing up. In fact, the average child spends less time in the open air than prison inmates. And today’s unjailed adults get even less exposure to the elements. But I hope you will avoid that fate in 2019. According to my astrological estimates, you need to allocate more than the usual amount of time to feeling the sun and wind and sky. Not just because it’s key to your physical health, but also because many of your best ideas and decisions are likely to emerge while you’re outdoors.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Rudyard Kipling’s The Jungle Book is a collection of fables that take place in India. Three movies have been made based on it. All of them portray the giant talking snake named Kaa as an adversary to the hero Mowgli. But in Kipling’s original stories, Kaa is a benevolent ally and teacher. I bring this to your attention to provide context for a certain situation in your life. Is there an influence with a metaphorical resemblance to Kaa: misinterpreted by some people, but actually quite supportive and nourishing to you? If so, I suggest you intensify your appreciation for it.

VIRGO

PISCES

(June 21-July 22): If you grow vegetables, fruits, and grains on an acre of land, you can feed 12 people. If you use that acre to raise meat-producing animals, you’ll feed at most four people. But to produce the meat, you’ll need at least four times more water and 20 times more electric power than you would if you grew the plants. I offer this as a useful metaphor for you to consider in the coming months. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, you should prioritize efficiency and value. What will provide you with the most bang for your bucks? What’s the wisest use of your resources?

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): NASA landed its robotic explorer Opportunity on Mars in January of 2004. The craft’s mission, which was supposed to last for 92 days, began by taking photos and collecting soil samples. More than 14 years later, the hardy machine was still in operation, continuing to send data back to Earth. It far outlived its designed lifespan. I foresee you being able to generate a comparable marvel in 2019, Virgo: a stalwart resource or influence or situation that will have more staying power than you could imagine. What could it be?

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SCORPIO

(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): In 1984, singer-songwriter John Fogerty released a new album whose lead single was “The Old Man Down the Road.” It sold well. But trouble arose soon afterward when Fogerty’s former record company sued him in court, claiming he stole the idea for “The Old Man Down the Road” from “Run Through the Jungle.” That was a tune Fogerty himself had written and recorded in 1970 while playing with the band Creedence Clearwater Revival. The legal process took a while, but he was ultimately vindicated. No, the courts declared, he didn’t plagiarize himself, even though there were some similarities between the two songs. In this spirit, I authorize you to borrow from a good thing you did in the past as you create a new good thing in the future. There’ll be no hell to pay if you engage in a bit of self-plagiarism.

CANCER

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(Feb. 19-March 20): Virginia Woolf thought that her Piscean lover Vita Sackville-West was a decent writer, but a bit too fluid and effortless. Self-expression was so natural to Sackville-West that she didn’t work hard enough to hone her craft and discipline her flow. In a letter, Woolf wrote, “I think there are odder, deeper, more angular thoughts in your mind than you have yet let come out.” I invite you to meditate on the possibility that Woolf’s advice might be useful in 2019. Is there anything in your skill set that comes so easily that you haven’t fully ripened it? If so, develop it with more focused intention. ∆

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