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This week cover The vacation rental dilemma and tourism .................................... 12

news AG nixes pot delivery license ...........8 SIP celebrates 10 years of certifying vines ................................ 10

opinion Fatherless boys are the real issue with mass shootings ...................... 15

arts COMEDY: Comedy Theater wants a downtown space............................43 STAGE: Annie! hits SLO Town ........44

flavor BEER: Libertine brings beer to Avila ................................... 51

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hat is in a neighborhood and acts like a house but is basically a hotel suite on steroids? You guessed it! A vacation rental. With official numbers coming in at around 1,900 of these vacation rentals countywide (and the reality being that there are many more), residents in certain tourist OVER IT hotspots are starting to feel overwhelmed.

Cayucos Advisory Council members Upset residents are calling for tighter John Carsel and regulations, and wannabe vacation rental Cheryl Conway are not OK with owners are asking to be the exception to the the proliferation of vacation rule in areas such as Cayucos and Cambria. rentals in their For this week’s cover story, Staff Writer Peter town.

Johnson talks to stakeholders about the issue and what should come next [12].

You can also read about why a cannabis delivery business permitted in Arroyo Grande in 2017 lost its state license in June [8]; SIP’s new winery certification program [10]; where the Central Coast Comedy Theater is looking to settle in [43] ; SLO Rep’s take on Annie! [44] ; and the new tasting room that opened in Avila Beach (hint: it’s not wine) [51].

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f the 4th District San Luis Obispo County supervisor race between Lynn Compton and Jimmy Paulding ends in a tie, it could be decided by a coin flip. Or a card draw. Or a straw pull. Or a recount.

But they’re not there yet. About 1,000 ballots are still left to count, as of New Times’ press time, in the election to determine South County’s next supervisor and a swing vote on the Board of Supervisors.

With 17,515 votes recorded, Compton, a conservative-leaning business owner from Nipomo, has an 81-vote edge on Paulding, a liberal-leaning attorney from Arroyo Grande.

The next round of ballot counting was planned to take place on June 15 at 2 p.m. in the SLO County Clerk’s Office.

“We knew this race would be close,” said Bob Nelson, a consultant for the Compton campaign, “but I don’t think anyone thought it’d be this close.”

County election officials spent most of the week of June 11 processing outstanding ballots, which include late mail-in ballots, provisional ballots, ballots submitted under conditional voter registration, and damaged ballots. Due to the technicalities involved, Clerk-Recorder Tommy Gong said the final stretch of counting is a slow and painstaking process.

“It kind of comes to a screeching halt at this juncture,” Gong told New Times.

Representatives from both the Compton and Paulding campaigns are present in the Clerk’s Office observing the ballot processing and counting. As ballots are processed, the campaigns are contacting voters whose signatures were missing or unverifiable, offering to help remedy the issues for their votes to count.

“Both campaigns have been obtaining signed forms on behalf of the voter,” Gong said. “That’s taking place as we speak.”

On June 12, Paulding sent an email blast to supporters requesting more donations to defray the campaign costs of the prolonged election,

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DOWN TO THE WIRE The race for District 4 SLO County supervisor is still too close to call as of June 13. Incumbent Lynn Compton is ahead of challenger Jimmy Paulding by 81 votes, with about 1,000 ballots left to count.

indicating they could surpass $20,000. Paulding told New Times he would consider asking the county for a recount if Compton’s lead held.

“I think it’s certainly a possibility, and I’m prepared for it,” Paulding said. “I haven’t come up with what number [of vote separation] would be a threshold.”

Any registered voter in SLO County can ask for a recount, but they would be obligated to finance it unless the result flipped—in which case the county has to fund it. A recount must be requested within five days of Gong certifying the election.

Gong noted that the winner is certain to be decided within the context of the primary and won’t be sent to the general election—barring a

literal tie.

In the case of a tie, the procedure to break it is decided by the local election official, per election code. Gong recalled, with a chuckle, overseeing a tied election eight years ago between two candidates for the San Miguel Community Services District board of directors. The winner was determined by a random drawing of cards— the highest card won.

“I shuffled the cards five times, cut it twice, and we spread all the cards out on the table between them,” Gong said. “They both drew their cards and one was the higher number.

Maybe that’s what we’re going to do if we do have a tie vote. The card one was pretty good.” Δ —Peter Johnson

Cost of jail reform remains murky in SLO County budget

care services. While more than $300,000 of that money will go to paying for the jail’s newly hired chief medical officer, the budget does not specify how the remaining money will be spent. Part of that funding may go to contracting medical and/or mental health services to an outside company. While the county developed a request for proposal (RFP) and is accepting bids, Hill and Gibson said the board hadn’t seen the RFP, or the reports and evaluations used to create it, before it was released.

“I think we got out a little too fast on this RFP before we decided what system needs to be in place,” Gibson said.

County staff said that the board would still need to approve expenditure of the funds, including awarding any contract under the RFP, and expected to go back before the board for a “comprehensive” discussion about the RFP in late August or early September.

The emphasis on expanding medical and mental health services at the jail was the result of public concern and outcry following a spate of inmate deaths at the county jail, most notably

As San Luis Obispo County prepares to pass a multi-million dollar budget for the 2018-19 fiscal year, the exact cost of reforms to medical and mental health services at the county’s jail remains unclear.

During hearings on the county’s proposed budget, 3rd District Supervisor Adam Hill and 2nd District Supervisor Bruce Gibson both raised concerns about additional funding set aside to pay for promised reforms to the SLO County Jail’s health services, noting that it was still unknown how the bulk of that extra funding would actually be spent.

“There’s a little discomfort I have with a kind of blank-check approach here,” Hill said at the June 11 hearing.

The proposed budget transfers the responsibility of jail health care from the County Health Agency to the Sheriff’s Office, and allocates an additional $2.3 million from the county’s general fund to expand jail health

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that of 36-year-old Andrew Holland, whose death after a 46-hour stay in a restraint chair led the to the county paying out a $5 million settlement. In addition to improving and expanding health services at the jail, the county also committed to participating in “Stepping Up,” a national initiative aimed at helping local governments reduce the number of mentally ill people in jail. At the June 11 hearing, County Budget Director Emily Jackson told the board that no allocations for specific resources for Stepping Up were included in the proposed 2018-19 fiscal year budget.

“Development of some of the recommendations is going to be a collaborative process that we are currently engaging in,” she said. “We are going come back to your board with specific recommendations at a later date.”

Jackson did note that the budget included funding for an additional 4.5 full-time employee positions within the county’s behavioral health agency to increase mental health services countywide, as well as the addition of 18 residence recovery beds.

“Though that’s not specific to Stepping Up, it undoubtedly gets us closer to where we need to be in that respect,” she said.

Both Hill and Gibson voiced the need to have a thorough public discussion about Stepping Up and the details of the extra funding for the jail, and to give the public more information about how the promised reforms will be implemented and evaluated.

“We know we have work to do,” Hill said. “We have trust to earn back.”

—Chris McGuinness

Cambria Health District tax to go on November ballot The Cambria Community Healthcare District (CCHD) unanimously approved putting a parcel tax measure on the Nov. 6 ballot at a June 13 special meeting.

The estimated tax per parcel would be $35.04, which will be used for capital assets, ambulances, buildings, and equipment. If the measure is approved by a two-thirds vote in November, the estimated total tax collected per year is $236,800.

Shirley Bianchi, secretary of the district board of trustees, brought an amended version of the parcel tax to the table to ensure the community that the funds will go straight to equipment and the district facility.

“I would assume that those who opposed any taxes for any reason may make the same complaints referencing the CCHD parcel tax as they did the fire tax,” Bianchi said.

The Cambria community voted against a fire tax in the June 5 primary election.

Measure A-18, a tax of $62.15 per parcel owner, would have maintained current staffing levels at its fire department.

Bianchi said that to avoid any confusion, her amendments to the health tax measure clearly state that the parcel tax shall not go to any salary or benefit increases to an employee or district board stipend.

If the parcel tax is approved by the voters, it will have a sunset of six years.

Without the parcel tax, the district will not have adequate funding to replace aging ambulances or to repair, maintain, and upgrade district facilities.

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RISE now provides shelter for domestic violence victims’ pets Individuals looking to escape domestic abuse in SLO County will now have a safe place to bring their pets, thanks to a grant from a national nonprofit organization.

RISE announced that it received a $3,000 grant from the Sacramento-based RedRover organization to provide space for animals at its Atascadero emergency shelter.

RISE is a nonprofit that serves victims of domestic violence and sexual assault and abuse. RISE Executive Director Jennifer Adams said that the grant allowed RISE to purchase cat and dog kennels for their emergency shelter, allowing victims seeking shelter to bring along their pets.

“We are committed to providing a safe space for survivors, their children, and their pets to continue their healing journey,” Adams said in a June 11 press release.

According the National Coalition Against Domestic Violence, 70 percent of domestic violence victims own a pet, and an estimated 71 percent of victims have reported that their abuser threatened, injured, or even killed pets. Up to 48 percent of domestic violence victims delay leaving their abuser out of concern for their pets, according to the coalition.

“Offering pet-housing options helps families by removing a barrier to safety and allowing pets and people to escape abuse together,” RedRover’s website states.

While many domestic violence victims own pets, few shelters are equipped to take in animals. Since 2012, RedRover has provided grants for safe housing for domestic violence victims’ pets to 65 shelters across the United States, include RISE’s shelter in Atascadero.

While RISE now has a place for pets to stay, Adams said the organization still needs supplies to care for them, including cleaning supplies, food bowls, and other pet care-related products. Individuals interested in donating to RISE can contact the organization at (805) 2265400 or go to riseslo.org.

—Chris McGuinness

Highway 1 to reopen in late July at mudslide site State officials are moving up the expected reopening date for Highway 1 at the site of a massive landslide that occurred more than a year ago.

Construction on the quarter-mile stretch of roadway north of Ragged Point should be ready for travelers by the end of July—two months sooner than originally scheduled, Caltrans announced in a press release on June 12.

Caltrans is building the highway across the top of the Mud Creek slide, which had buried the original road with 6 million cubic yards of dirt and rubble. The new roadway will be “buttressed with a series of embankments, berms, rocks, netting, culverts, and other stabilizing material,” the agency’s press release stated.

Redirecting the highway over the slide will be cheaper and quicker than other options, like digging a tunnel.

The May 20, 2017, mudslide was one of the largest ever in the Big Sur area, according to Caltrans, as it created 15 additional acres of coastline. The highway’s been closed to traffic for 13 months, impacting local residents and economies, including businesses in SLO County communities like San Simeon and Cambria.

“By opening the highway sooner than expected, it will boost the many Central Coast communities affected by this major landslide,” Caltrans District 5 Director Richard Rosales said in a statement.

Even after the highway reopens, Caltrans expects intermittent lane closures, as roadwork “continues for several months to finalize repairs.”

—Peter Johnson

Grand jury says Oceano Dunes dust is a risk to ‘thousands’ The SLO County grand jury weighed in on one of the most controversial issues in South SLO County with a new report stating that dust kicked up from off-highway vehicles at the Oceano Dunes State Vehicular Recreation Area (ODSVRA) was a health risk to “thousands of residents” living on the Nipomo Mesa and in surrounding areas.

According to the report, released June 12, the grand jury found that airborne dust ranging from moderate to hazardous

levels and exceeding state and federal air quality standards was often recorded at air monitoring stations on and near the Nipomo Mesa. The report stated that the particulate air pollution originates from vehicular riding activity on a system of sand dunes located in the recreation area’s Le Grande Tract.

“The purpose of this report is to illuminate the history of the health risk to the public on the Nipomo Mesa and nearby communities and identify the most effective mitigation plan to reduce or eliminate it within the shortest possible time frame,” the report stated.

The grand jury’s report comes after the SLO County Air Pollution Control District and California State Parks Off-Highway Vehicle Division reached an agreement on a proposed plan to mitigate the dunes dust issue. The agreement, approved by the APCD’s hearing board in April, set a goal for reducing particulate emissions by 50 percent and attaining state and federal air quality standards within four years of the plan’s approval. The agreement was reached after a contentious backand-fourth between the APCD and State Parks in 2017, when the former agency began a formal process to cite the latter for violations of dust mitigation regulations.

The APCD and State Parks spent much of the last 10 years in an “adversarial” relationship over the dunes dust issue, the grand jury’s report noted, saying that the recent agreement was a sign that the relationship may have changed for the better. If the new plan fails, the grand jury called on the SLO County Board of Supervisors to step in and “act decisively” on the issue by “drastically restricting” riding on the Le Grande tract and facilitating the relocation of camping and riding areas to the southern end of the ODSVRA. “The Board of Supervisors has a moral and ethical responsibility to protect the health of the residents of San Luis Obispo County,” the report stated.

The report made a total of nine findings and four recommendations related to the dunes dust issue. The Board of Supervisors, APCD and its hearing board, and the Lucia Mar Unified School District are required to respond to some of the report’s findings

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OUT OF SERVICE A conflict between state and local regulations means that the only medical cannabis delivery service permitted by Arroyo Grande, Elite Care Enterprises, can no longer operate in the city.

Conflict between city, state rules leaves AG without a medical cannabis delivery service

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ynthia Gonzales said she did everything right.

When she and her business partner decided to start a medical marijuana delivery business in Arroyo Grande, they wanted to make sure everything was done by the book, including seeking a license to operate under commercial marijuana regulations passed by the City Council in June of 2016. One year later, their business, Elite Care Enterprises, got its permit and became the first and only cannabis delivery operation in the city.

Just shy of one year after they began operating, Gonzalez now says she has to inform her customers, some of whom are terminally ill, that Elite Care will no longer be able to serve them.

“We are done,” she said. “We can’t even go out to our patients now.”

On June 5, Elite Care received a letter from the state’s Bureau of Cannabis Control (BCC) notifying the company that its temporary state license to operate was revoked. The letter stated that the license had been pulled after the city of Arroyo Grande notified the bureau that Elite Care wasn’t authorized to operate in the city.

City documents show that the shutdown of Arroyo Grande’s lone medical cannabis delivery service

occurred at the center of a complex and sometimes confusing nexus of local and state commercial cannabis regulations, leaving Elite Care unable to operate legally and causing the city of Arroyo Grande to nix its own cannabis delivery permit process altogether.

In December of 2017, the bureau rolled out emergency regulations to cover a number of commercial cannabis activities, including requiring non-storefront retailers like Elite Care to have a physical premises they can conduct business from.

According to emails between the city and the bureau, Elite Care applied for a temporary license from the state, using an address on Grand Avenue. However, Arroyo Grande’s cannabis regulations ban all commercial cannabis activities except deliveries within the city.

“Under the city’s ordinance, no commercial cannabis activities other than delivery into the city have ever been allowed,” Arroyo Grande Community Development Director Teresa McClish said in an email to New Times. “At no time was Elite Care authorized by the city to operate a physical commercial cannabis premises within the city limits.”

Gonzalez said that her company had been paying rent on the Grand Avenue

property for about eights months but was unable to use it.

“It was literally just going to be a repository for the medicine,” she said. “It was very inconspicuous. It wouldn’t be open to the public, and there wasn’t even signage.”

Still, after months of back-and-forth, the city sent a letter to the bureau on May 25 stating that, based on the circumstances, Elite Care did not have authorization to operate in the city. Because the state’s current cannabis regulations favor local control and require local authorization and licensure to obtain a state license, the bureau revoked Elite Care’s license.

According to the city staff’s report, the city and state regulations are currently irreconcilable, and provide “no compromise” other than the “lengthy and resource intensive process” of amending Arroyo Grande permitting regulations.

Instead, city staff recommended that the City Council modify the city’s regulations to rely on the state’s commercial delivery licenses while maintaining the ban on all

other commercial cannabis activity. This would essentially scrap the city’s delivery permitting process and allow any delivery service with a state license to deliver within the city.

“Staff believes the city’s licensing process is duplicative and no longer necessary,” the staff report states.

At a June 12 meeting, the council voted to do just that. The changes will not go into effect for at least another two to three months. If Elite Care meets the criteria under the new regulations, it could seek to get its state license back.

The city’s current regulations allow deliveries from outside Arroyo Grande, but only if those businesses have received a delivery license from the city. As of June 11, Elite Care had been the only delivery service to get that license from the city.

“They are hurting patients who are literally dying,” Gonzalez said. ∆ Staff Writer Chris McGuinness can be reached at cmcguinness@newtimesslo.com.

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tanding between grapevines at the base of a hill, Chamisal Vineyards Winemaker Fintan du Fresne kneels down to pick up some top soil.

“It’s dark and if you go down a bit, it becomes hard and you can squish it,” he says.

This bloc of vines used to be contiguous, across the depression in the land to the top of the hill. It’s now separated by a road.

“By splitting these blocs up by soil types, we’re able to save a hell of a lot of water,” he says. “We can really farm each of these blocs by soil type.”

Brushing off his hands, du Fresne explains that the clay below the topsoil holds on to moisture, so these vines can be watered later in the year and for longer periods of time. As the land starts to slope upward, the soil type changes, becoming gravelly and loose. Water drains out of it quickly, so the grapes on top of the hill need less water more frequently.

Du Fresne says the goal is to cut water use in half. It’s just one of the things Chamisal is focused on to keep its practices sustainable. The vineyard is one of 280 that have been Sustainability In Practice (SIP) Certified since 2008.

Celebrating 10 years of third-party vineyard sustainability assessments in 2018, SIP introduced the winery certification program in 2016/2017.

Chamisal and Niner Wine Estates in Paso Robles are currently the only two wineries with the SIP stamp of approval.

Chamisal and Niner operate under similar philosophies. Sustainability is a way of life, and SIP certification is just proof that they are doing things right.

“I think farming sustainably should be mandatory,” du Fresne says. “If there’s one thing that’s important to what we do, it’s the piece of land we’re on. … We’ve got to do everything we can to protect it.”

An independent, third-party assessment that does regular audits is important, though, according to Andy Niner, president of Niner Wine Estates.

“We would probably operate similarly regardless, but what SIP does for the consumer is invaluable,” Niner says, standing outside of the LEED Certified winery along Highway 46. “You need a third party that isn’t biased … to put a stamp on it.”

That stamp comes with a culmination of 25 years of continuing to change and keep

pace with best practices, according to SIP Certified Manager Beth Vukmanic Lopez.

In 1996, a group of farmers got together and wrote the first self-assessment for vineyard development, looking at how the vineyard treats its people, the land it’s on, and whether it is a viable business.

As “green” claims started to flood the marketplace, the farmers reformatted the self-assessment so it could work for a certification.

“If they were going to claim being sustainable for wine grapes, they thought, ‘We better come up with a set of rules,’” she said.

SIP launched its pilot program in 2008 with 3,700 acres of vines between Monterey and Santa Barbara counties. Now, there are 43,000 acres of SIP Certified vines in California and Michigan. The organization has certified more than 36 million bottles of wine (each with at least 85 percent of the grapes sourced from a SIP Certified vineyard), and a few more wineries are interested in getting their winemaking operations certified.

“The whole idea behind that is that sustainability doesn’t stop in the vineyards,” Vukmanic Lopez said.

Sustainability isn’t easy, as Niner Winemaker Molly Bohlman, who helped write the winery certification program for SIP, can tell you.

“It took me about a year to put all the documentation together, but the certification is worth it,” Bohlman says of the work she put into getting Niner’s winery SIP Certified.

Standing on the third story of the gigantic, cool, cement-walled winery, she says the certification looks at everything from water and energy use to cleaning solutions, windows, and low-flush toilets.

But sustainability isn’t just about reducing resource use. Andy Niner says sustainability is a plan for the future: treating employees in a way that makes them want to stick around, treating the land in a way that enables it to last, and growing in a way that can be passed on to the next generation.

“We’re in it for the long term,” he says. “I want to pass this business on … and if you’re not constantly figuring out how to do things better, you’re not going to be around.” ∆ Reach Editor Camillia Lanham at clanham@newtimesslo.com.

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GETTING TO WORK Cayucos Advisory Council members John Carsel and Cheryl Conway are seeking tighter regulations on vacation rentals in Cayucos. The small beach town has the most vacation rental licenses per capita in SLO County.

On the [vacation] market From Paso to Pismo, SLO County grapples with the vacation rental industry as tourism booms

BY PETER JOHNSON • PHOTOS BY JAYSON MELLOM

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ast month, SLO Cal, the tourism marketing arm of San Luis Obispo County, announced that in 2017, visitors spent a record $1.75 billion in the area. The dollar value of all the money spent on accommodations, food, retail, arts, entertainment, and recreation by tourists is up 21 percent from just five years ago.

To some community members, the statistic illustrated a simple fact hiding in plain sight: SLO County’s clout as a globally competitive tourism destination continues to grow.

“SLO County has been discovered,” said Susan McDonald, chair of the North Coast Advisory Council, a citizen board representing Cambria and San Simeon to the county. “Countywide, there’s a huge promotion of tourism … and we’ve had an increase in tourism.”

With one of SLO’s other top economic drivers, the Diablo Canyon Power Plant, soon to leave the area, the growth of the tourism sector is an encouraging sign.

At least that’s the way SLO Cal sees it. The agency that uses funding from an assessment on the lodging industry to market the region to the world is cognizant that the health of SLO’s future economy is in many ways dependent on its efforts.

“We’re thinking about how tourism can help,” said Brooke Burnham, vice president of marketing at SLO Cal. “It’s not going to solve that void [left by Diablo Canyon]. But how can tourism help backfill what we’re going to lose in that way?”

As tourism booms, and the need for that boom intensifies, one of the fastergrowing components of the industry is under the regulatory microscope.

Vacation rental homes are drawing the attention of local residents and officials as they become an increasingly popular lodging choice for visitors, while they simultaneously test the tolerances of the communities they’re in.

“You’re putting a commercial use in a residential area, and that creates a

conflict immediately no matter what.

That’s the problem,” said John Carsel, chair of the Cayucos Advisory Council, a group that has taken an adversarial stance toward vacation rentals in the small beach town.

Vacation rentals have become a contentious and vexing issue, “not just here, but all up and down the coast,” said Toni LeGras, owner of Beachside Rentals in Cayucos.

And LeGras is right. The California Coastal Commission regularly wrestles with vacation rental issues, making decisions that range from approving or denying county and city ordinances that regulate vacation rentals, to considering individual requests for permits to operate vacation rentals. While the Coastal Commission on paper supports vacation rentals as a low-cost way to visit the coast, the issue has become a sticky one for the agency, just as it has for the local areas it oversees.

“We need to balance our needs for access to the coast with the need to protect our coastal communities,” said Erik Howell, a Pismo Beach City Council member and coastal commissioner. “My concern isn’t so much the impact [vacation rentals] are having, it’s the impact they could have if their growth is allowed to continue unfettered. Eventually, you start getting negative impacts on what a community really is.”

Throughout SLO County, residents and officials are grappling with how to manage the tradeoffs of this burgeoning component of the tourism industry.

vacation rentals in SLO County. The official count is likely a little lower, since the city of Paso Robles lumps its homestay and vacation rental licenses together. But the “real” number is likely much, much higher if you include unpermitted vacation rentals in the total. In the first year of a county contract with consultant Host Compliance to monitor unlicensed vacation rentals, 611 property owners were found advertising without a license.

Online platforms like Airbnb have made it easier for homeowners to advertise their properties and for travelers to find them. And with 13 percent of SLO County homes already vacant—one of the highest rates among counties in the state, according to the SLO Council of Governments—the vacation rental market appears to be blossoming with the technological revolution. Between 2010 and 2018, the

number of licensed vacation rentals spiked 250 percent. “[Vacation rentals] are definitely part of the lodging mix,” noted Burnham of SLO Cal. “It’s an expected amenity from travelers.”

The communities where licenses have proliferated are some of the most well-known tourist destinations. Paso Robles (406), Cambria (362), Cayucos (285), Morro Bay (253), and Oceano (82) are the areas with the most licensed vacation rentals. Creston (6), San Simeon (7), Grover Beach (15), and Santa Margarita (16) are at the bottom of the list. Factoring in population, Cayucos has one vacation rental license for every nine residents, and Cambria has one for every 17. In Morro Bay, it’s a license for every 43 residents. In Oceano, one per 89 residents.

The areas with higher concentrations of vacation rentals are, by and large, the ones where residents and officials are pressing for stricter regulations.

Morro Bay currently has a moratorium in place on new vacation rentals. SLO County passed a vacation rental and events ordinance in 2016 for the Adelaida area (near Paso Robles) that established permitting and operation requirements.

Residents in Cayucos and Cambria are pushing for more restrictions.

“The problem we see is we can become a town of nothing but vacation rentals,” said Carsel, of the Cayucos Advisory Council. “That’s why you’re getting the opposition.”

While some see the licensing data as an indication that vacation rentals are oversaturating communities, industry advocates claim the numbers are somewhat misleading. They point out that 40 percent of the local vacation rentals don’t rent at all. In addition, some of the active rentals might have already been active before they got licensed.

Jeff Edwards, a local real estate agent who represents coastal vacation rental owners and applicants, believes the inactive licenses can be explained by homeowners or brokers who obtain them to boost the property value and residents who get them merely to prevent houses around them from becoming rentals. The latter theory, which was also noted in a 2015 grand jury report on the subject, applies in Cayucos, Cambria, and Avila

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Beach, where vacation rentals are regulated by distance requirements, so that neighboring houses can’t all become vacation rentals.

“When we talk about numbers and so forth, there’s no real increase in the available vacation rentals in Cambria and Cayucos,” Edwards argued.

While it’s difficult to quantify the exact growth rate of the county’s vacation rentals, the tax revenue paid by the market is climbing, according to data provided to New Times by local governments. In 2017, vacation rentals generated $3.7 million in transient occupancy taxes (TOT) for the county and cities, more than double what they yielded in 2012 at $1.8 million. By region, the North Coast generated the most TOT last year at $1.6 million, followed by North County at $938,582, and South County at $861,732.

With the industry growing countywide, each community and local government is handling it differently. Some are rehashing debates battled out years ago.

Coastal controversy

LeGras, owner of Beachside Rentals, keeps a stack of binders in her office off Cayucos’ main drag that hold years of research on vacation rentals. One of the first things she notes, while holding a 20-year-old newspaper clipping, is that the issue isn’t new to the North Coast.

Vacation rentals have been a subject of community debate since the 1990s, which resulted in an ordinance for coastal vacation rentals in 2003.

“We’ve been here for a long time,” said LeGras, who employs a small team of locals and manages about 30 vacation rentals. “It’s been a back-and-forth. A few years ago, Airbnb came on board and created a lot of issues for all of us.”

Airbnb’s emergence on the scene put LeGras and other local property managers at a competitive disadvantage, she said, as the county struggled to hold the website and its users accountable for listing unlicensed homes and not paying taxes. It also alarmed Cayucos residents who noticed the growth. LeGras feels the backlash, and she’s concerned that an overreaction by policy makers will hurt the local economy.

“To me, what they’re trying to do is change [Cayucos] by eliminating something that’s been part of this community since the ’60s,” she said.

Carsel and Cheryl Conway, both Cayucos residents on the community advisory council, acknowledged that they are seeking stricter limits on the industry. In a back-and-forth at a recent county Board of Supervisors meeting, Carsel told Supervisor Lynn Compton that he’d prefer to see no vacation rentals in Cayucos. He added that he knew it wasn’t realistic, given that there are already 285 licensed.

“I always look at Cayucos as the last funky beach town left alive in California,” Carsel told New Times. “People will pay to come to Cayucos because of that community. It’s the age-old story of do we destroy the community that we like to see?”

Carsel and Conway’s primary concerns are preserving the residents’ quality of life and sense of neighborhood character.

Noise disturbances and a lack of parking are the primary issues, and they say neither are easily enforceable. Conway said she doesn’t have a problem with every vacation rental, only the bad apples.

“There are vacation rentals that people don’t even know are vacation rentals because the people who come in are respectful to the community and are coming in with their families,” Conway said. “Then you have those who come in and it’s hell week.”

Both Cayucos and Cambria are grappling with a similar policy problem that’s put pressure on the system. The towns are saturated with vacation rental licenses to the point that homeowners seeking new licenses find themselves located too close to an existing one. A provision in the ordinance, though, allows them to apply for a minor use permit to get exempt from the setback rule (at least 50 radial feet from another licensed property in Cayucos and 150 feet in Cambria). Those appeals are trickling into the county supervisor chambers at a higher clip in recent years. Residents like Carsel and Conway and 2nd District County Supervisor Bruce Gibson want to hold firm on the principle of the rules, while applicants and their representatives question the fairness of rejecting new licenses while nearly half of the existing ones aren’t being used.

“To address the preemptive licenses and to avoid the commodity value of these licenses, I think our county should consider [making] licenses sunset with the sale of the property,” said Edwards, who’s represented several of those applicants to the county.

Both sides of the issue seem to recognize that the current setup has flaws. The Cayucos and North Coast advisory councils say they’re in the process of opening new discussions about what tweaks could be made.

“We’re going to let the community drive that and come up with something that’s fair to the residents and the business community, but ultimately protect residents,” Conway said. “Do we know what that is yet? No.”

New rules for a new era

In his time as a coastal commissioner, Howell says he’s noticed how vacation rental debates tend to be unique to the communities that they’re coming out of.

“Different communities have different tolerances,” Howell told New Times. “Like, San Diego is a big enough place where they can have a lot of vacation rentals and it’s not really going to change what San Diego is. If Pismo Beach has 1,000 vacation rentals, suddenly we’re not really Pismo

REPRESENTING RENTALS Beachside Rental owner Toni LeGras discusses vacation rentals in her office on Cayucos Drive. LeGras, who manages about 30 vacation rentals, is concerned about how tighter regulations could impact the local economy.

Beach anymore. We’re something else.”

In May, Howell cast a vote on the Pismo Beach City Council to pass an ordinance that all but bans vacation rentals in the city. They’re allowed in single-family homes where the owner lives on-site at least six months of the year. The decision provoked suspicion among critics that the hotel industry, which has lobbied nationally against Airbnb and is critical to Pismo’s economy, is playing a hand in those rules. Howell dismissed that and pointed back to the issues of neighborhood wellness and identity.

“That’s an easy narrative, but it’s not really true,” he said. “The people interested in Airbnb, it’s a different market by and large.”

Clint Pearce, president of Madonna Enterprises, said that vacation rentals do cut into the hotel industry’s share of the lodging market—by about 10 percent he estimated—but added that he doesn’t see it as a zero-sum game. As both sectors provide quality experiences for tourists, the long-term outcome should be more visitors and business for everyone. His main concern is that vacation rentals follow local ordinances, get licensed, and pay taxes like hotels do.

But when cities like Pismo Beach or Morro Bay adopt restrictive ordinances, some feel that the result is restricting the public’s access to the coast.

“Vacation rentals are an affordable option for families,” LeGras said. “I grew up in the Central Valley; it’s polluted and overcrowded. People come here to stay with their families. You want to stop that?”

Vacation rentals aren’t just a focus of the coast. Paso Robles has been workshopping a draft vacation rental ordinance for more than two years without adopting anything. City Community Development Director Warren Frace said the sticking point is whether to set density or distance restrictions, like in Cayucos and Cambria.

SLO city decided years ago to ban vacation rentals, but allow homestays. Arroyo Grande does allow vacation rentals, while Grover Beach plans to tackle the issue in the upcoming year.

Another argument for limiting vacation rentals is to alleviate pressure on the long-term housing market. Every unit set aside as a vacation rental is a unit that can’t be occupied by a SLO County resident looking for housing. Supervisor Gibson argues this point, saying that cumulatively it has “a profound effect on housing affordability.” During his campaign for re-election this year, he floated a tax on second homes.

Skeptics of that theory counter that homeowners who rent out vacation homes often aren’t interested in renting their property long term, since they themselves often like to vacation at the property.

LeGras compares efforts to halt the Airbnb phenomenon to attempts to ban other subversive commodities like rock ’n’ roll music or marijuana. Ironically, she points out, the city of Santa Cruz did briefly ban rock ’n’ roll in 1956. Santa Cruz also passed an ordinance last year to ban non-hosted vacation rentals. The Coastal Commission approved it in April.

“When the public has spoken like that, just like with rock ’n’ roll and marijuana, it isn’t going away,” she said. “Any prohibition—did it stop people from doing it? They’ll just find other ways to do it, and the county doesn’t get the tax. The neighbors don’t get accountability. They get nothing, and people still continue to do it.” ∆ Staff Writer Peter Johnson can be reached at pjohnson@newtimesslo.com.

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Social media connections I n 2015, Seneca Jacobson joined a Facebook group for parents with children who suffer from seizures.

She’s a service coordinator for TriCounties Regional Center in San Luis Obispo, working with families with special needs. At the time, her son suffered from seizures.

Living in Cayucos, Jacobson said, she attended groups and spoke with other parents in the area about her experiences with her son but she wanted to reach out to more parents. She joined the group wanting to learn about how other parents addressed their children’s seizures.

She didn’t know she would find friendship with a parent who lives in another part of the world and an adventure, which she began on June 11.

“I could just tell from the stuff she was posting that she was a mom on a mission to find anything that she could to help her child,” Jacobson said.

Jacobson is talking about her new friend, Zhohra Rhomani, who lives in Morocco. Rhomani has a 9-year-old son, Nizar Khalid, who suffers from seizures, cerebral palsy, and scoliosis. She said Rhomani was asking a lot of questions about seizures because it was severely disrupting her son’s sleep.

“I could tell that she was going through a pretty big ordeal as Nizar wasn’t sleeping much and had a lot of tantrums, so I was trying to help her in that regard. I tried to connect her with resources that might help him behaviorally,” Jacobson said.

The more Jacobson and Rhomani messaged each other through Facebook and email, the more Jacobson learned that her friend didn’t have the same kind of medical resources and support that she did.

She said Rhomani also expressed frustration with not being able to connect with another family or parents who understand what it’s like to raise a child with special needs.

“I realized that Nizar needed some adaptive equipment and there is a nongovernment organization called Gateway Medical Alliance that Zhohra was trying to get him a standard and basic wheelchair,” Jacobson said.

Gateway Medical Alliance is an international organization that provides medical resources to people in need.

Jacobson and her friend Lina Wolff, a local physical therapist, contacted Gateway Medical Alliance to advocate for Nizar so he could receive an adaptive wheelchair. The organization was able to send an adaptable wheelchair to Nizar; the only downfall is that the wheelchair doesn’t support Nizar’s spine.

Once again, Jacobson reached out to Wolff, who was able to get an adaptive stroller for Nizar. The stroller is a Convaid Trekker, a lightweight wheelchair that offers reversible seating, easy adjustments, and a folding capacity for travel. Jacobson boarded a plane to Morocco on June 11 to deliver the stroller and finally meet her friends.

“I would like to have this as somehow more than just a single experience,” Jacobson said.

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SENDING AID Nizar Khalid is a 9-yearold boy living with seizures, cerebral palsy, and scoliosis with limited access to health care.

She wants to figure out a way to create a group or organization that connects international families in need with medical resources. Jacobson also wants to create a support group for families like Rhomani’s, who are looking to connect and share their experiences.

In the meantime Jacobson has created a YouCaring online fundraiser for Nizar as he still needs a corset brace to counteract his spasticity and muscle contractures. For more information about Nizar or the help that Jacobson is corralling for him, visit youcaring.com/ nizarkhalid-1023982.

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To learn more about the hotel and spa, visit cliffshotelandspa.com. ∆ Staff Writer Karen Garcia wrote this week’s Strokes and Plugs. Send tidbits to strokes@newtimesslo.com.

Opinion Guns aren’t the problem, society is I n a recent edition, Kathy Riedman (“It’s up to you,” May 31) purported that German Lopez’s article in Vox, “I’ve covered gun violence for years. The solutions aren’t a big mystery,” proves gun violence is caused by guns and America’s love of them. One of his first contentions is that America has a much higher rate of homicides compared to other countries. Many of the countries on his list don’t even allow citizens to possess firearms any longer, so the comparison is not impressive. Also, homicides don’t indicate whether the gun was wielded by a perpetrator of an illegal action, or an armed citizen protecting himself. Furthermore, the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) conducted extensive surveys about defensive gun uses (DGUs) but it never publicized the fact that it did such research or what the results were. The CDC isn’t offering an explanation for this mysterious silence. But the findings from this research in the 1990s found more DGUs than the anti-gun media wanted to admit to. The results come close to the findings of Florida State University criminologist Gary Kleck.

His study, which has been harshly disputed in pro-gun-control quarters, indicated that there were more than 2.2

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million such DGUs in America a year.

Lopez fails to mention that in all but one of the recent 27 mass shootings by young men (no women), the boys were raised without their fathers. This is a significant social problem for our society, which people do not want to touch, as most people are supportive of alternative lifestyles, non-traditional families, divorce, etc. One of the boys had a father who died, but the other troubled young lads were from broken or single-mother homes.

Lopez contends that the mass shooters are not mentally ill—what would he label them? Normal? Normal people do not go around shooting others. That’s just plain silly and defies common sense.

I could go on and on, but the point is that guns are not the problem (has an NRA member ever been a mass shooter or gone on a crime spree?). Cars kill more people. Should we outlaw cars? According to CDC records, in 2016 there were approximately: 40,000 motor vehicle-related deaths; 39,000 firearm-related deaths; and 64,000 drug overdose-related deaths.

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Trumpflation!

P eople are worried that President Donald Trump’s economic policies could overheat the economy.

When he was elected, the stock market exploded. Now, many economists fear runaway inflation could harm our economy. Gas prices are on the rise, groceries will be next. The real danger is we’ll find inflated numbers everywhere.

Tucson could become Threecson, and may even reach Fourcson. You think you’re in Tennessee, but you might end up in Elevenessee, or even Thirteenessee.

People in Florida could find themselves in Fliveida, or heaven forbid, Tlenida. It’ll be hard getting mail if the numbers in our address keep going up with inflation.

Lincoln’s address could very easily become, “Five score and eighteen decades ago.” Furthermore, no one would be on time, as 5 o’clock became 6 o’clock without anyone even realizing it.

Then, what if the economy cannot sustain its wild ride? We could find ourselves in another depression. What was once wonderful could turn negativetwoderful. We’re living in 2018, but it could shrink to 1929. Your investments, the ones that had recently doubled, could zero. General Motors would be demanding money from you instead of paying you a dividend. People in Billings, Montana, would be paying their bills with cents on the dollar. You may be driving down the road in a Cadillac and find yourself in a Yugo. How depressing!

Things could get unpredictable. You go to pay for gas and it could be $10 a gallon one minute and 29 cents the next. (What

a bummer!) You go for a haircut and you don’t know if you’ll come out a hippie or a baldy. A trip to the mall could become dangerous. We’d all end up missing our Target. Rather than shopping at Ross to “Dress for Less,” you could end up naked!

“Hard 2 4get” could become “hard 4 2get,” or just “hard 2 get.”

So as we contemplate this wild economy, our feight could be our feleven, fwelve, or even ftwo. You jump on a scale and instead of 150 pounds you are suddenly 129.95, or even 169.95.

Of course, we would no longer refer to our weight, as it became our weighteen.

Imagine car license plates affected by inflation. Phone numbers could increase or decrease at the market’s whim. In the end, instead of being fortunate, we could find ourselves zeroturnate. Instead of making America greight again, Trump’ll be making America grone again!

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we can do nothing about” we should therefore make no effort to curtail carbon dioxide emissions since CO2 contributes significantly less to the greenhouse effect than water vapor.

While the 90 percent quoted somewhat overstates the actual fraction of water vapor’s contribution to the greenhouse effect, the main point is that Mr. Byrne misunderstands the role of both water vapor and carbon dioxide in global warming.

As we have all observed, dew condenses on grass in cool mornings and evaporates as it warms. As humans add CO2 to the atmosphere that additional warming leads to increased evaporation, hence an increase in atmospheric water vapor. This strongly amplifies the warming caused by additional CO2.

That’s why climate scientists refer to CO2 as the “control knob” of global warming. This water vapor “feedback effect” amplifying CO2 warming is a well-known and observed fact.

There is plenty of room for discussion on what policies for dealing with human-caused climate change make the most sense in our free market economy. But without a factually correct scientific understanding of the problem, such discussions are pointless.

I extend an offer to meet with Mr. Byrne and anyone else truly interested in a fact-based understanding of basic climate science.

Dr. Ray Weymann Atascadero

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Life’s still swell for Mr. President I had to laugh—no, guffaw—at Gary Wechter’s claim (“500 days of joy and gratitude,” June 7) that Donald Trump has “given up the best years of his later life” for us, foregoing “jet-setting across the world, living in luxury, spending time with the ‘swells.’”

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Regarding “swells,” is there a position on Earth other than the American presidency in which one is more likely to hang out with world leaders and can command the attention of nearly anyone rich and famous? As to Trump’s “energy and savvy,” one must wonder at a President who, instead of daily intelligence briefings, receives them a few times a week, insisting that they be only a few pages long or, better yet, orally delivered with graphic illustrations.

Trump believes that he does not need to put in much work on background knowledge on an issue, because he makes the right decision “with very little knowledge other than knowledge I [already] had … because I have a lot of common sense and business ability.”

He has not read a single presidential biography. Briefers report that it is difficult to hold his attention. Trump does not seem to be sacrificing much at all. If anything, the presidency is conferring even greater prestige and wealth on him than his prior life. Only now, we are paying for it.

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However he wants us to believe the Samantha Bee is much more culpable because she intended to make her remarks about Princess Ivanka.

Do you think we forgot about Ted Nugent calling Hillary a “fuckin’ cunt” ?

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Hillary Clinton spent her entire adult life serving this country, and the Trumps have spent theirs stealing and lying.

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ver the last three decades, as environmental science and law have evolved, the California Department of Parks and Recreation has remained chronically out of compliance with the environmental protection requirements of its Coastal Development Permit for the Oceano Dunes State Vehicular Recreation Area (ODSVRA).

At this point, it’s clear that State Parks can’t continue to operate the ODSVRA—a big chunk of environmentally sensitive coastal habitat—the way it has been, and that its current modus operandi is bringing a rising threat of litigation from groups like mine and legislation from Sacramento of the “if you won’t take care of the problem, we’ll do it for you” variety.

So it’s no surprise that at this historical moment, State Parks has 1) finally embarked on a Habitat Conservation Plan, 2) finally semi-capitulated in its long fight with the Air Pollution Control District over reduction of the toxic dust from its off-road playground, and 3) hit upon the idea of a public works program.

But old habits die hard, and after 35 years of hostile intransigence, there should be no more benefit of the doubt accorded to State Parks. It should be

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Right on, for once I rarely agree with Al Fonzi, simply because he’s so often on the (wrong) side of the 1 percent. However, I do agree with Fonzi in regard to Samantha Bee (“An obscene personal attack,” June 7).

Just like Roseanne Barr, Bee substituted vulgarity/racism for humor and thought her job title allowed her to get away with.

Let’s work on both sides to restore civility to public discourse and keep both these folks off the comedy circuit until they clean up their respective acts. Bonus: If our political comediennes (and male counterparts) are civil, it will make it harder for our insulter-in-chief to tweet stupid stuff.

Todd Katz San Luis Obispo

Give us a break In his opinion piece, “An obscene personal attack” (June 7), Al Fonzi makes excuses for Roseanne Barr’s extremely racists tweet: It was late at night; she was drug-induced. Sorry, but most people, including the makers of Ambien, do not accept those excuses. He also shockingly writes that Roseanne touched upon the “third rail of politics” with her tweet, as if her despicable comment should be something to include in our political

assumed that the agency will use these multiple processes as another opportunity for misdirection and hand waving, with the end goal of claiming that what they should be doing is more or less what they’ve been doing, because they’ve been doing it for so long.

The sudden flurry of habitat conservation, dust control, and public works plans, all walled off from each other in separate planning silos, are suggestive of State Parks’ go-to move over the last three decades at the dunes: Invite all parties into a bureaucratic morass, convene hundreds of hours of meetings, produce reams of paper, and emerge with deals and compromises that subsequently implode or otherwise become nonoperational, leaving the status quo intact.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

State Parks has always struggled with the fact that its operation of the ODSVRA must conform to the county’s Local Coastal Plan (LCP), ultimately overseen by the California Coastal Commission. The proposed public works program is being proposed as a way to remove the Coastal Commission from its ongoing oversight role at the Oceano Dunes. As far as the Local Coastal Plan and its environmentally protective policies are concerned, the Sierra Club spent years in court arguing against the belief of State Parks and the off-road lobby that the LCP somehow didn’t apply to the dunes. We prevailed on that

debates. He then expresses his grave concern over the rise of inappropriate criticisms of our political figures and drones on and on while conveniently failing to specifically describe the horrible treatment of President Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, and Hillary Clinton. If anyone has been a victim of unrelenting, public “obscene personal attacks” it has been these three. (Way beyond the pale.

Where was your outrage then, Al?) To Al’s credit, he does blame Trump for our current “toxic political landscape.” I agree wholeheartedly. It’s been 500-plus days of torturous hell. I’m praying that his presidency will end sooner rather than later, to yes, help save our society. Putin would like nothing more than to see it fall apart. His weapon of choice has obviously been Trump ... and what a weapon he has been! The question is: How long will the blind loyalty of his supporters last?

Kathy Riedmann Los Osos

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point of law, and also won a court ruling that any new proposed permitted project at the Dunes would trigger State Parks’ obligation to revise and update its woefully outdated plan to conform with the county’s Local Coastal Plan.

At the public meeting on the public works plan held in Arroyo Grande on May 22, I told the Off-Highway Motor Vehicle Recreation Division managers assembled at the dais that we can see why a plan that they believe will finally render their off-road playground immune to oversight would hold great attraction for them.

Local residents came up to the microphone as supplicants pleading that at least some portion of their beach be made safe for them by closing off one entrance and opening another, or

at the ODSVRA is limited car camping.

The fire falls at Yosemite have been terminated. Dynamite fishing and bear baiting are relics of the past. It’s time to conform to environmental laws as they have evolved since the SVRA at Oceano Dunes was designated so that the park does not keep killing people, crushing endangered species, and giving us the distinction of the worst air quality in the nation.

We are urging State Parks to read the writing in the sand and take this opportunity to gracefully transition vehicular recreation at Oceano Dunes to car camping only.

State Parks will hold public workshops on the development and evaluation of publics works program concepts and the

… after 35 years of hostile intransigence, there should be no more benefit of the doubt accorded to State Parks. to complain about the traffic, noise, and pollution that has stunted their community and to ask if there could be slightly less of this.

It’s time to simplify. A public works program should do what State Parks says it wants to do: reimagine its management of the SVRA and put forward a different vision of permitted vehicular recreation there. A public works program should convert the park to passive use, lowercost, visitor-serving recreation. Which is to say, the future of vehicular recreation

preparation of a preliminary draft will be held throughout the fall and winter of 2018. Ask to be put on the mailing list at info@oceanodunespwp.com so you can attend or submit comments on concepts on the website. Δ Andrew Christie is director of the Santa Lucia Chapter of the Sierra Club. Send comments through the editor at clanham@ newtimesslo.com or get your thoughts published by emailing a letter to letters@ newtimesslo.com.

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Take a chance W hat if the super contentious election for San Luis Obispo County’s 4th District Board of Supervisors’ seat came down to the flip of a coin?

Believe it or not, that could actually happen if there’s a tie. It’s written into the election code. And there could actually be a tie.

The pendulum swing of the majority on the county’s Board of Supervisors could come down to a coin toss!

Mind. Blown.

We can get the coin specially made out of wine, strawberry tops, and cannabis shake from South County with a little Oceano Dunes dust sprinkled in for good measure. Then a local, unbiased (hah!) third party artist can stencil Jimmy Paulding’s fresh face on one side, and Lynn Compton’s incumbent face on the other. Recently re-elected county ClerkRecorder Tommy Gong can flip it while standing in the spot that will someday far in the future, maybe, hold the Nipomo Skate Park. Then, no matter whose face lands on top, everybody whose candidate lost will scream bloody murder that it’s a freakin’ conspiracy, man!

Listen, kids. Not every unfair thing in this world was created by a cabal of mischievous evildoers who don’t have the same ideology as you. I mean, maybe that’s the way it is for most things, but not every thing. Even Fox News knows when to call a dick-tater a dictator.

If you South County voters would get your ideologies lined up, we wouldn’t be in this mess. You guys apparently can’t decide whether you’re more Tea Party than Progressive down there (because everything in the middle has apparently been erased from the American political system), so we’re waiting for the slow hand count of remaining and potentially contested ballots. Ballots that weren’t filled out correctly (Seriously!? It’s bubbles. We’ve been filling those in since elementary school.), signatures that don’t match up with what was turned in at the time the voter registered (face palm), and unsigned ballots (read directions, people!)!

And then we will most likely have to wait through a recount, for which Jimmy’s already fund fishing because he’s unofficially down by 81 votes out of the more than 17,000 ballots that have been counted so far.

But if it’s even-Steven and you’re feeling cagey about the coin-flip thing, there are other options. For instance, eight years ago, it was a deck of cards that chose who would sit on the San Miguel Community Services District board.

Aces high, twos low, who comes out on top, nobody knows.

A 2017 Virginia legislative race came down to names on paper dropped in to a handcrafted ceramic bowl, according to NPR. A 2015 Mississippi race was decided by drawing straws. A 2012 city council race

in Texas? A roll of the dice.

Not happy with those options either?

I’m sure we could lobby Tommy to do something a bit more exciting. Beauty contest? I mean South County does have the two best looking options as far as Board of Supervisors candidates go. The rest of the county really needs to pull themselves together.

Come on! It’ll be fun.

We can figure out who wears the best American Flag-themed eveningwear and what their favorite day of the year is. And just because the Miss America Pageant got rid of the swimsuit competition doesn’t mean we have to.

Cage match? Quick draw? Staring contest? Might go to Lynn.

ATV race around the dunes? Design competition? Recreational cannabis smoke-out? Maybe Jimmy.

Actually, forget recreational. Let’s talk about medical cannabis, first. You know, the thing that’s been legal for 20-plus years and is still a hot mess.

But we don’t have to leave South County for this one. Instead we can zoom in on Arroyo Grande, home to a very fickle City Council and city staff that can’t be bothered to make right what it has done oh so wrong.

Elite Care Enterprises, which the city permitted in 2017 to provide medical marijuana delivery services to its residents,

can no longer do so. The city wrote a letter to the California Bureau of Cannabis Control saying Elite Care was no longer authorized to operate in the city. You know how Elite Care found this out? After the state notified the delivery service that it had revoked its license. Wow, guys! You couldn’t tell Elite Care before you sent a note to the state? That’s sneaky, sneaky.

It’s not like Elite Care’s owners are underhanded crooks from the Emerald Triangle. Cynthia Gonzalez and Tami Peluso could be your grandmas, but nicer because they won’t yell at you for getting high! And it’s not like Gonzalez and Peluso were trying to be tricky. They were trying to play by the rules!

The state requires licensed cannabis businesses to have a physical address.

Elite Care found itself a spot to set up shop and started paying rent—but waited for city approval to move in. Instead, the city had a meltdown. It apparently believes it’s OK for pot and money to be running around its streets in a rickety jalopy but not under security, lock, and key in an actual building. The city is overturning its ordinance authorizing medical marijuana delivery services to be permitted in the city and defaulting to state licensed medical delivery services.

Unfortunately, Elite Care no longer has a state license. I wonder if the city will help rectify that.

Turns out AG would rather keep pot on the streets than off. ∆ The Shredder doesn’t understand stupidity. Send comments to shredder@ newtimesslo.com.

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Children’s Dental Center. Enjoy wine, pizza, dancing, and more. June 24, 2-6 p.m. $40. 805238-2216. tolosachildrensdental.org. Filipponi Ranch, 1850 Calle Joaquin, San Luis Obispo.

SEVEN SISTERS QUILT SHOW: QUILTS OF THE CENTRAL COAST A multi-guild regional show

luau includes a silent auction, live music by Luke Pew, and a presentation by guest speaker Rebecca Prewett. June 23, 5:30-8 p.m. $15. 805-4586385. coastalthrivers.org/yearly-events. St. John’s Lutheran Church, 959 Valley Rd., Arroyo Grande.

featuring more than 300 quilts. This event includes raffles, food, exhibits, vendors, and more. June 23, 9 a.m. and June 24, 9 a.m. $10 for weekend pass. sevensistersquiltshow.org. Alex Madonna Expo Center, 100 Madonna Rd, San Luis Obispo.

SUMMER SOLSTICE BOUTIQUE AND CRAFT FAIR More than 30 vendors will be offering brand and handmade/handcrafted merchandise including jewelry, crystals, geodes, fused glass art, soaps, clothes, books, and more. June 23, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

Free. SLO Guild Hall, 2880 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-0639, sloguildhall.com.

FUNDRAISERS N O R T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

PROJECT SURF CAMP FUNDRAISER WITH BACK BAY BETTY A dance party to benefit Project Surf Camp, a local non-profit organization that helps disabled children and adults experience the benefits of ocean play.

June 15, 9 p.m.-midnight Free. 805234-3161. thesirenmorrobay.com. The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay. N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y

AN ELEGANT EVENING OF SONG WITH RABBI JANICE AND FRIENDS Featuring seven guest singers from Canzona Women’s Ensemble. The concert is followed by hors d’oeuvres, wine, and a catered Italian dinner. June 24, 5:30-9 p.m. $75. 805-4660329. congregationohrtzafon.org. Congregation Ohr Tzafon, 2605 Traffic Way, Atascadero.

RAISIN’ THE ROOF Proceeds go toward the proposed new roof of the Santa Margarita Senior Center. Guests can enjoy dinner, dancing to tunes

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COASTAL THRIVERS INAUGURAL POLYNESIAN BENEFIT DINNER This festive

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PCPA’S SUMMERFEST 2018 Includes wine, beer, and food tastings from restaurants and wineries throughout the Central Coast. June 16, 6-11 p.m. $103. 805-922-8313. pcpa.org/Summerfest2018.

Solvang Festival Theater, 420 2nd St., Solvang.

ARTS CLASSES & WORKSHOPS N O R T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

JOY OF PLEIN AIR LANDSCAPE PAINTING Learn to paint with oils in plein air with Debra Joy Groesser. June 14, 10 a.m.5 p.m. $375-$400.. 805-423-1100. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

KIDS HIP HOP A class that focuses on basic

DREW DAVIS Create vibrant, energetic paintings

rhythm comprehension and beginner Hip Hop moves: rocks; bounces; and grooves. With Shannon O’Sullivan Wednesdays, 3:30-4:15 p.m. through Jan. 2 $15. 805-215-4565. omniyogastudio.com.

Omni Yoga Studio, 2190 9th St., Los Osos.

through a beginner friendly process. Explore how to use a photograph and paint it in its simplest form. June 16, 2-5 p.m. $45. 805-234-2302. drewdavisfineart.com/classes. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.

LOVE AND WORK A presentation by art historian and lecturer Tess Wright that focuses on famous artist couples. June 23, 3-5 p.m. $5. 805-7722504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

PASO FOOD CO-OP HERBS AND SPICES COOKING CLASS Learn how to prepare meals

PAINT PARTY No artistic experience necessary.

All materials and supplies provided. Outside food and drinks welcome. Saturdays, 7-9:30 p.m. $40.

805-772-9095. foreverstoked.com/paintparty.html.

Forever Stoked, 1164 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay. POETRY/SPOKEN WORD WITH MARY ANNE ANDERSON Open mic follows each reading. Third Thursday of every month, 7-9 p.m. Free. 831-2774028. Unitarian Universalist Fellowship Hall, 786 Arlington, Cambria.

SUMMER ART CLASSES FOR KIDS Presented by the Morro Bay Art Association. These classes are instructed by Diana Tabard. Designed for ages 6 to 11. Children under age 6 should be accompanied by an adult. Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9 a.m.noon through July 26 $20-$165. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. ZEN DOODLE ADULT COLORING BOOK GROUP Relax and unwind with adult coloring books. Fridays, 10 a.m.-noon Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y

BREAKING DOWN THE BASICS: ACRYLIC LANDSCAPE PAINTING WORKSHOP WITH

New Times and the Sun now share their community listings for a complete Central Coast calendar running from SLO County through northern Santa Barbara County. Submit events online by logging in with your Google, Facebook, or Twitter account at newtimesslo.com. You may also email calendar@ newtimesslo.com. Deadline is one week before the issue date on Thursdays. Submissions are subject to editing and approval. Contact Calendar Editor Caleb Wiseblood directly at cwiseblood@newtimesslo.com.

INDEX Special Events ..........[23] Arts ............................[23] Culture & Lifestyle.......[26] Food & Drink.............. [31]

using ground spices with Courtney Coleman of CookWell. June 23, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $30. 805727-3745. pasofoodcooperative.com. Oak Creek Commons, 635 Nicklaus St., Paso Robles.

TEEN COOKING PROGRAM For ages 13 to 18.

This series includes classes on the fundamentals of cooking, protein, and more. June 14, 3:30-5:30 p.m. Free. 805-434-1800. thewkrc.org/calendar. html. The Wellness Kitchen and Resource Center, 1255 Las Tablas Rd. Ste 102, Templeton.

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ADVANCED PINE NEEDLE BASKET WEAVING CLASS Please bring scissors and a lunch. All students leave with two baskets. Register online.

June 16, 9:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. $100-$130; $25 for materials. 805-541-1400. slobg.org/calendar-ofevents/advanced-weaving. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.

THE ART OF POSITIVE CREATING: FUN WITH PENS AND MARKERS A workshop with Kirk Cruz. June 24, 2-4 p.m. $35. 559-994-2161. artcentralartsupply.com. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

GOLDEN ACRYLICS PAINT LECTURE/ DEMONSTRATION WITH JUDY GITTELSOHN An educational presentation on acrylic paints, gels, and mediums. This demo covers different types of pigments, viscosities, paints, and more. June 16, 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. 805-747-4200. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

JUNE MAKE AND TAKE: KOI ON LILY PAD Join guest instructor Jennifer Hope to learn advanced throwing, hand building, and carving techniques in ceramics with a different theme and set of techniques offered each month. June 16, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $16 per week; $40 for 3 weeks. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace.com. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

PAINTS AND PINTS: RED BARN Admission to this workshop includes a beer or cider, 2 hours of instruction, and all art materials. Preregistration is

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We’re expanding to become Your New French Hospital French Hospital Medical Center is meeting the needs of our growing community.

A new four-story, 85,000-square-foot hospital addition will double our capacity for general acute care, add 95 new private patient rooms and transform every aspect of patient service – all this and more while completing our renovation of the existing hospital.

Learn about Your New French Hospital at www.dignityhealth.org/frenchhospital.

Happy Father’s Day to all the fathers out there from all of us here at The Mortgage House!

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recommended. June 24, 2-4 p.m. $40. 805-5400750. 7sistersbrewing.com. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

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PLANTS, PLACES, AND TREES IN 360 DEGREES: A GOLDEN PAINTS WORKSHOP

BY JUDY GITTELSOHN This workshop introduces participants to various techniques and methods. All levels welcome. June 16, 1:30-4:30 p.m. $60. 650-248-5381. artcentralartsupply. com. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

TEEN SUMMER ART CAMPS Class descriptions and registration online. Mondays-Fridays, 1-4 p.m. through Aug. 3 $195 per student. 805-543-8562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

YOUTH AND TEEN SUMMER ART CAMPS Enjoy creating comic book heroes, sculpting in clay, and more. All materials provided.

Mondays-Fridays.

JUne 14 – JUne 21 through Aug. 3 $1952018 $225. 805-534-8562. sloma.org/education/ youth-summer-art-camps. php. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

YOUTH SUMMER ART CAMPS Class descriptions and registration online. Mondays-Fridays, 9 a.m.noon through Aug. 3 $195 per student. 805-5438562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

The Cliffnotes Band

Harmed Brothers with InPLANES

Summer Sipping Wine Passpo

Pancake Breakfast Fundraiser

Nashville’s Crimson Calamity

Tribute to Jackson Browne

SATURDAY, JUNE 16TH Ma ie’s Bar & Eatery, Pismo Beach

WEDNESDAY, JULY 4TH

Avila Beach Community Center, Avila Beach

SATURDAY, JUNE 16TH Standing Sun Winery

FRIDAY, JULY 6TH Morro Bay Wine Seller

SAT & SUN, JUNE 23RD–24TH Foxen Canyon Winery, Santa Maria

TUESDAY, JULY 10TH Morro Bay Wine Cellar

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ART AND WINE ACRYLIC POUR WORKSHOP Enjoy a glass of wine and learn the basics of acrylic pouring. June 18, 6-8 p.m. $40; $65 for 2; $30 each for 5 or more. 805-550-9963. theartgalanipomo.com. Gala De Arte Plaza, 136 N Thompson Ave. B, Nipomo.

ART AND WINE: ACRYLIC POURING WORKSHOP All supplies and a glass of wine included. June 18, 6-8 p.m. $40 for 1; $65 for 2.

805-550-9963. theartgalanipomo.com/events/ acrylic-pouring-basics-art-and-wine/. Gala De Arte Plaza, 136 N Thompson Ave. B, Nipomo.

Nate Lipscomb Memorial Golf Tournament SATURDAY, JULY 21ST Monarch Dunes Golf Club

34th Annual

CC Renaissance Festival

Masquerade Gala

SAT & SUN, JULY 21ST & 22ND Laguna Lake Park, SLO

SATURDAY, JULY 28TH Monarch Trilogy Club

ART AND WINE: JELLYFISH CANVAS WORKSHOP Join artist Shelli Palma for this workshop. All materials and a glass of wine included. June 19, 6-8 p.m. $40 for 1; $65 for 2.

805-550-9963. theartgalanipomo.com/events/ jellyfish-canvas-art-and-wine/. Gala De Arte Plaza, 136 N Thompson Ave. B, Nipomo.

COOKING CLASS: A SUMMER SOLSTICE CAJUN CELEBRATION Learn the history and culture of the meal you create while preparing shrimp croquettes and French bread brochette.

Please bring an apron, knife, and cutting board.

June 22, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $45. 805-773-7063. pismobeach.org/recreation. Pismo Veterans Memorial Hall, 780 Bello St., Pismo Beach.

The Sunny Write Trio

SUNDAY, JULY 29TH Old Santa Rosa Chapel, Cambria

The Sunset Winos SATURDAY, AUGUST 4TH Rava Winery

The McNaughstys

FRIDAY, AUGUST 31ST Tooth & Nail Winery, Paso Robles

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THIRD ANNUAL SUMMER CAMBRIA GEM, MINERAL, AND JEWELRY SHOW Features various sellers of gems, minerals, fossils, jade, meteorites, crystals, beads, and more. June 16, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and June 17, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

Free. 805-927-2223. wonderworksminerals.com.

Cambria Veterans Memorial Hall, 1000 Main Street, Cambria.

2018 Tour & Taste of the Valley SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 1ST

4th Annual

Pops ON!

Orcu Union Plaza, Brought to you by Boys & Girls Club of SM

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 2ND PAC, SLO

The Cimo Brothers

Central Coast Live! Halloween

Poncho Sanchez

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 16TH CPAC, Cuesta College SLO

exhibitS n o r t h C o a S t S Lo C o u n t y

BARBARA PFISTER ART EXHIBIT Pfister paints fish, flowers, street scenes, and more. ongoing Free. 805-995-2049. Cayucosart.org.

Cayucos Community Art Gallery, 10 Cayucos Dr., Cayucos.

BRUSHSTROKES 2018 EXHIBITION The Painters Group of SLOMA presents this annual non-themed exhibition. This show’s juror is painter and sculptor Peter Charles. Mondays-Sundays, 12-4 p.m. through June 25 Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

EVERY PICTURE HAS A STORY: THE WORKS OF TERRY OGDEN Thursdays-Sundays, 1-4 p.m. and Saturdays, Sundays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m.

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21ST Old Santa Rosa Chapel, Cambria

FRI & SAT, OCTOBER 26TH & 27TH

California Mid-State Fairgrounds, Paso Robles

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10th Annual

New Times Music Awards

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER, 2ND The Fremont, SLO

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through June 24 Free. 805-927-8190. cambriacenterforthearts.org. Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria.

leCtures & learning

EXHIBITION OF THE PAINTERS GROUP Presented by The Painters Group of SLOMA. Through June 25, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

Culture & lifestyle

June 14 – June 21 2018

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CALIFORNIA RARE PLANT RESCUE Join Dr. Heather Schneider of the Santa Barbara Botanical Garden to learn about the efforts being made to preserve native plants. June 21, 6-7 p.m. $5-$10; free for kids. 805-541-1400. slobg.org/calendarof-events/rare-plant. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.

FEATURED ARTISTS JARI DE HAM AND BRIAN JOHNSON Jari de Ham presents her Chinese Brush paintings while Brian Johnson shows his abstracts.

Through June 29, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. 805-7721068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 10, Morro Bay.

CORNERS OF THE MOUTH Featured poets are Jan Wesley of LA and James Cushing of SLO. Open reading follows. June 17, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-9033595. languageofthesoul.org. Linnaea’s Cafe, 1110 Garden St., San Luis Obispo.

OIL PAINTINGS BY CINDY STILES Features landscape and still life oil paintings by Stiles.

Tuesdays-Saturdays. through June 29 Free.

805-927-4336. Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria.

FAMILIES, MENTAL ILLNESS, AND THE JUDICIAL SYSTEM This class is designed for anyone who has a mentally ill loved one that is currently or formerly involved with the judicial system or is in risk of becoming involved. Space is limited. June 23, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. 805305-9219. t-mha.org. Transitions-Mental Health Association, 784 High St., San Luis Obispo.

THRU THE LENS A juried exhibit featuring photographers from throughout the Central Coast.

Kerry Drager will judge the event. Through June 25, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay, artcentermorrobay.org.

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BLACK AND WHITE Studio 4 resident digital artists Deb Hofstetter and Dean Crawford Jr. present black and white images, framed and matted. Through July 1, 12-9 p.m. Free. 805-2389800. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, studiosonthepark.org.

DAVID KREITZER 50TH JUBILEE CELEBRATION Kreitzer celebrates his 50th year of professional painting in the tradition of the Old Masters. His works have been collected by Michael Douglas, Mary Tyler Moore, The Howard Ahmansons, Cargill, Hind Corporation, Robert Takken, and more. Mondays-Sundays, 12-9 p.m.

Price varies. 805-234-2048. studiosonthepark.org.

Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.

FEATURED ARTIST: TOMMY NUNES Local artist and musician Tommy Nunes shows some of his new works. Through July 10 805-466-3684. ärt/, 5806 Traffic Way, Atascadero.

JARINKO WORLD Featuring artist Anna Takahashi Gargani. Through July 14 Free. 805-835-1988.

Dark Nectar Coffee Lounge, 5915 Entrada, Atascadero.

ROCK ‘N’ ROLL TRANSENDING Various musicians are showcased. Through July 1, 12-9 p.m. Free. 805-238-9800. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, studiosonthepark.org.

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SLOMA FILM NIGHT: THE B-SIDE Featuring

portrait photographer Elsa Dorfman. June 18, 7-8:30 p.m. $5-$7. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/ films/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

DWELLING: EMILY GUI Artist Emily Gui exhibits a series of cyanotype work that explores domestic space, personal objects, and the concept of “home”.

June 21, 4:30-7:30 p.m. Free. 805-546-3202. Harold J. Miossi Gallery, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo, cuesta.edu/student/campuslife/artgallery/.

FIGURATIVELY TEACHING: STUDENTS OF DAVID LIMRITE Showcasing the works of artist David Limrite’s devoted students. MondaysSaturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Mondays-Fridays, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m. and Mondays-Sundays, 12-4 p.m. through July 2 Free. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo. wordpress.com/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

PASSION FOR COLOR AND PATTERN Featuring still lifes by artist Patti Robbins. Mondays, Wednesdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through June 17 Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/exhibits. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

SELECTIONS: BAY AREA Ruta Saliklis, curator and director of exhibitions at SLOMA, is showcasing oil paintings by Anne Subercaseaux and a metal sculpture by Flora Davis. Mondays-Sundays. through Aug. 19 Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/ exhibits/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

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ART BY SLOPE AT DANA ADOBE A collection that culminates art and history to educate the community. Fridays. through Sept. 30 805-9295679. danaadobe.org. DANA Adobe Cultural Center, 671 S. Oakglen Ave., Nipomo.

FROM ARTISTS, FOR ARTISTS, BY ARTISTS Featuring fine art oils and pastels from Corynn

tHe gang’s all Here

Comedian and ventriloquist Jeff Dunham performs June 22 from 8 to 10 p.m. at the Vina Robles Amphitheatre. This performance is part of Dunham’s 2018 Passively Aggressive Tour.

Tickets start at $45. Call (805) 745-3000 or visit vinaroblesamphitheatre.com to find out more.

—C.W. Wolf, acrylics from Ryan Adams, and works from various mediums by Marc Wolf ongoing Free. 805773-6563. Puffers of Pismo, 781 Price St., Pismo Beach, puffersofpismo.com/.

SHE SANG ME A GOOD LUCK SONG A statewide traveling exhibit featuring the California Indian photographs of Dugan Aguilar. ongoing 415-5251553. exhibitenvoy.org. DANA Adobe Cultural Center, 671 S. Oakglen Ave., Nipomo, 805-929-5679.

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CALL FOR ARTISTS: THE ROCK AND THE MARKETPLACE Art Center Morro Bay invites artists to submit paintings that reflect Morro Rock and open air marketplaces around the Central Coast. Through June 26, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. $5-$10 per submission. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org.

Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. SaN LuiS obiSpo

55 FICTION CONTEST Accepting brief stories, 55 words or less, with headlines no longer than 7 words. See site for more details. Deadline to enter is Monday, June 18 at 5 p.m.! newtimesslo.com.

New Times, 1010 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo, 805546-8208.

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A WALK IN THE WOODS BY LEE BLESSING A staged reading. Featuring Michael Siebrass and John Battalino. Fridays, Saturdays, 7:30-10 p.m. and June 16, 2-4:30 p.m. through June 16 $10.

805-927-8190. cambriacenterforthearts.org/ theatre/. Cambria Center for the Arts Theatre, 1350 Main St., Cambria.

THE REBOOT: STORYTELLING REIMAGINED Curated mix of invited storytellers and open mic for novice storytellers. Spoken word, improv, character sketches and interactive games. Every third Friday of the month. Third Friday of every month, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-772-9225. facebook. com/topdogcoffeebar/. Top Dog Coffee Bar, 857 Main St., Morro Bay. N o r t h S Lo C o u N t y

#IMOMSOHARD Featuring the comedy duo of Jen Smedley and Kristin Hensley. June 16, 7:30-10:30 p.m. $45-$55. 805-286-3680. vinaroblesamphitheatre.com/concerts/2018/ imomsohard. Vina Robles Amphitheatre, 3800 Mill Rd., Paso Robles.

THE LAST FLAPPER The story of Zelda Fitzgerald, the wife of F. Scott Fitzgerald, and her last days.

Wine and snacks available. Fridays, Saturdays, 7:30 p.m. and Sundays, 2 p.m. through June 17 $15$25. 800-838-3006. winecountrytheatre.com. Park Street Ballroom, 1232 Park Street, Paso Robles.

JAY LENO LIVE Enjoy an evening of standup with the acclaimed comedian. June 15, 8-10 p.m. $50-$85. 805-286-3680.

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JOY WORKSHOP Inform yourself on the joys of everyday life during this workshop. Presented by Carolie Coffey, an instructor at Cuesta College.

June 16, 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. 805-7815783. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

vinaroblesamphitheatre.com. Vina Robles Amphitheatre, 3800 Mill Rd., Paso Robles.

MORRO BAY SCIENCE EXPLORATIONS: LOCAL FISH AND FISHERIES Features science

JEFF DUNHAM LIVE Featuring ventriloquist Jeff Dunham and his cast of characters. Part of Dunham’s Passively Aggressive Tour. June 22, 8-10 p.m. Tickets start at $45. 800-745-3000. jeffdunham.com/. Vina Robles Amphitheatre, 3800 Mill Rd., Paso Robles.

talks from Dr. Sean Lema, Grant T. Waltz, and a few representatives from the Watershed Stewards Program. June 14, 6-8 p.m. Free. mbnep.org/ events. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.

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CENTRAL COAST GILBERT AND SULLIVAN: H.M.S. PINAFORE AND TRIAL BY JURY Features local singers and a live orchestra. June 15, 7:309:30 p.m., June 16, 7:30-9:30 p.m. and June 17, 3-5 p.m. $20-$25. 805-546-3198. ccgands. net. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

ANNIE The Tony Award-winning family musical.

Proceeds from a special performance on June 7 benefit women’s scholarships. WednesdaysSundays, 7-9 p.m. and Saturdays, Sundays, 2-4 p.m. through July 1 $20-$38. 805-786-2440. slorep.org/shows/annie/. San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre, 888 Morro St., San Luis Obispo.

SLOLIO: A GATHERING OF TRUE STORIES This

UC MASTER FOOD PRESERVERS OF SLO AND SB COUNTIES: INTRO TO CANNING An introductory class or refresher course for those who have not canned for several years. June 23, 10 a.m.-noon $10. 805-781-1429. ucanr.edu. UCCE Audtiorium, 2156 Sierra Way, San Luis Obispo.

Clubs & Meetings N o r t h C o a S t S Lo C o u N t y

SURFSIDE TENNIS CLUB Saturdays, 9 a.m.

Free the first month; $30 per year afterwards. surfsidetennisclub.teamopolis.com. Los Osos Middle School, 1555 El Moro St., Los Osos, 534-2835.

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PASO FOOD CO-OP ANNUAL MEMBER MEETING Please bring a dish to share for this

monthly storytelling event is open to anyone who has a true story to share based on a theme that can be told without notes. The theme for June is “History Repeated”. June 20, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805995-2867. slolio.org. Linnaea’s Cafe, 1110 Garden St., San Luis Obispo.

family-friendly potluck. Members and non-members are welcome. June 20, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-7273745. pasofoodcooperative.com. Oak Creek Commons, 635 Nicklaus St., Paso Robles.

WORLD OF RAD II Ryan’s American Dance hosts this end of the year showcase that features a variety of dance styles including jazz, hip hop, tap, ballet, contemporary, lyrical, and more. June 22, 7-9:30 p.m. and June 24, 2-4:30 p.m. $20-$35. 805-756ARTS. ryansamericandance.com. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

community of photographers. Every other Tuesday, 7-9 p.m. through Nov. 13 $5; Free for Paso Robles Art Association members. 805-748-5815. pasoroblesartassociation.org/guilds/. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.

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HOT CHILD IN THE CITY A cabaret style variety show featuring live music, dancing, skits, and more.

Wine and dessert included with admission. Fridays, Saturdays, 7-9 p.m. through June 16 $16-$20.

805-473-0377. The Studio of Performing Arts, 805 Grand Ave., Grover Beach.

THE MIX TAPE An original musical comedy set in the late ‘90s. June 14-Sept. 15 805-4892499. americanmelodrama.com. Great American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano.

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CROSSING THE LINE This multimedia play tells the story of peace activist Dennis Apel, who was imprisoned after protesting at Vandenberg Air Force Base in observance of the 70th anniversary of the bombing of Hiroshima. June 17, 7 p.m. $15. 805-2645463. Oasis Senior Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt.

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THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME AT SOLVANG FESTIVAL THEATER Music by Alan Menken. Lyrics by Stephen Schwartz. Book

by Peter Parnell. Presented through special arrangement with Music Theatre International.

June 14-July 8 Solvang Festival Theater, 420 2nd St., Solvang, 805-928-7731.

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BOOK DISCUSSION New book every month.

Second Thursday of every month, 10:30 a.m.-noon Free. 805-539-9374. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS Meets at various locations in SLO County: Arroyo Grande, Oceano, San Luis Obispo, Morro Bay, Cambria, Atascadero, and Paso Robles. No dues/fees. Mondays-Sundays, 6-7 p.m. Free. oacentralcoast.org. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

SLO EXPERIMENTAL AIRCRAFT ASSOCIATION MEETING With special guest Jim Gregory, a local author and retired high school teacher. June 17, 12-1 p.m. Free. 805-391-7009. 170.eaachapter.org.

SLO EAA Club, 4349 Old Santa Fe Rd, Hangar 49, San Luis Obispo.

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BISHOP PEAK CHAPTER OF THE EMBROIDERER’S GUILD OF AMERICA Welcoming those who work with all forms of needlework. Bring a sack lunch. Third Saturday of every month, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. through Nov. 17 Free.

Grover Beach Community Center, 1230 Trouville Ave., Grover Beach, (805) 773-4832.

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Art Center Morro Bay hosts Milky Way Panoramas and Star Trails, a two-part astrophotography workshop, on June 15 from 8 p.m. to midnight and June 16 from 2 to 5 p.m. Day one consists of photographing the night sky, and day two covers post-processing.

Admission ranges from $350 to $360. Call (805) 772-2504 or visit artcentermorrobay.org for more info.

—C.W. CULTURE & LIFESTYLE from page 26 Mondays-Fridays, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 805-929-1615.

Nipomo Senior Center, 200 E. Dana St., Nipomo.

situation. Held in Room 16. Drop-ins welcome.

Thursdays, 5-6:30 p.m. through June 30 Free. 805544-2266. hospiceslo.org. New Life Pismo, 990 James Way, Pismo Beach.

Support GroupS

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CO-DEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS MEETING Co-Dependents Anonymous (CoDA) is a 12-step recovery program for anyone who desires to have healthy and loving relationships with themselves and others. Saturdays, 1-2:15 p.m. Free. 805-203-5875.

Cambria Connection, 1069 Main St., Cambria.

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GENERAL GRIEF SUPPORT GROUP (NORTH COUNTY) A support group for those grieving the death of a loved one. This group provides the opportunity to connect with individuals in a similar situation. Drop-ins welcome. Wednesdays, 5-6:30 p.m. through June 30 Free. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo.org/support-groups/general-griefsupport-group-0. Hospice SLO County: North County Office, 517 13th St., Paso Robles.

NAR-ANON FAMILY GROUP MEETING A meeting for those who know or have known a feeling of desperation concerning the addiction of a loved one. Fridays, 12-1 p.m. Free. 805-2215523. A meeting for those who know or have known a feeling of desperation concerning the addiction of a loved one. Tuesdays, 6-7 p.m. Free. The Redeemer Lutheran Church, 4500 El Camino Real, Atascadero, 805-221-5523. saN Luis obispo

CHILD LOSS SUPPORT GROUP Hospice SLO County is offering this support group for those grieving the loss of a child. This group provides the opportunity to connect with individuals in a similar situation. Drop-ins welcome. Thursdays, 6-7:30 p.m. through July 26 Free. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo.org/support-groups. Hospice SLO County, 1304 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo.

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FAMILY CAREGIVER SUPPORT GROUP A support group for those who are caring for a loved one, no matter the diagnosis. This group provides the opportunity to connect with individuals in a similar situation. Drop-ins welcome. Every other Friday, 2:30-4 p.m. through June 29 Free. 805-5442266. hospiceslo.org. Hospice SLO County, 1304 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo.

NAR-ANON: LET IT BEGIN WITH ME Nar-Anon is a support group for those who are affected by someone else’s addiction. Tuesdays 805-458-7655. naranoncentralca.org/meetings/meeting-list/. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO. s o u t h C o a s t s Lo C o u N t y

GENERAL GRIEF SUPPORT GROUP (SOUTH COUNTY) Hospice SLO County is offering this support group for those grieving the death of a loved one. Held in the Church Care Center. Drop-ins welcome. Tuesdays, 10-11:30 p.m. through June 29 Free. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo.org. New Life Pismo, 990 James Way, Pismo Beach.

SPOUSE AND PARTNER LOSS SUPPORT GROUP (SOUTH COUNTY) A Hospice SLO support group for those grieving the loss of a partner or spouse. This group provides the opportunity to connect with individuals in a similar

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BASIC COMPUTER HELP Come to learn basic computer skills. Call to sign up. Thursdays, 8:30-10 a.m. Free. 805-772-6394. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay. s o u t h C o a s t s Lo C o u N t y

SEWING CAFE CLASSES AND WORKSHOPS Sewing Cafe offers various classes and workshop.

Call for full schedule. ongoing Sewing Cafe, 541 Five Cities Dr., Pismo Beach, 805-295-6585.

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I AM FABULOUS An essential oils and emotional well-being workshop. Learn a protocol to apply oils to acupunture points to remove common blockages.

June 15, 1:30-2:30 p.m. Free. 805-235-7978. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay.

MORRO BAY MARTIAL ARTS: WORLD CHAMPION INSTRUCTION Offering adult and youth classes in kickboxing, boxing, judo, Jiu Jitsu, MMA, Tai Chi, Qi Gong, and self defense. ongoing 805-701-7397. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

MOVEMENT FLOW Incorporates yoga, active and resistance stretching, and more. Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, 6:30-7:30 a.m. 805-7763676. studiofitnessmorrobay.com. Studio Fitness, 349 Quintana, Morro Bay. SURF FITNESS A 45-minute workout to improve your time in the water. Re-align your spine, make space for breath, mobilize, stabilize, and more.

Non-surfers welcome. Mondays, 4-4:45 p.m. 805776-3686. studiofitnessmorrobay.com. Studio Fitness, 349 Quintana, Morro Bay. YOGA STRETCH Through a combination of active, isolated stretching, trigger point, foam rolling, and yoga techniques, participants can increase their range of motion. Please bring a mat and water.

Tuesdays, Fridays. through Dec. 18 805-7763676. Studio Fitness, 349 Quintana, Morro Bay, studiofitnessmorrobay.com. saN Luis obispo

CELLO YOGA An evening of yoga accompanied by live cello. Hosted by yoga instructor Kelley Treiber and cellist Bob Liepman. June 18, 7:15-8:30 p.m. $15-$20. 805-868-7133. 7SistersBrewing.com.

7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

CONDITIONING EXPRESS Raise your heart rate and increase muscular endurance through specific circuits of moves using a variety of equipment and your own body weight. Tuesdays, 6:45-7:30 a.m. through Aug. 9 $66. 805-549-1222. San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo, ae.slcusd.org/.

A CONSCIOUS MOVEMENT COMMUNITY Ecstatic Dance SLO presents this safe, supportive, CULTURE & LIFESTYLE continued page 29

CULTURE & LIFESTYLE from page 28 and non-verbal free flowing space for movement expression. Check Facebook page for more info.

June 17, 4-6 p.m. and June 24, 4-6 p.m. $10-$20.

San Luis Obispo Vets’ Hall, 801 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, 805-781-5930.

GENTLE YOGA Includes exercises involving the Egoscu Method, foundation training, active isolated stretching, and more. Mondays, Wednesdays, 5:306:30 p.m. 805-549-1222. ae.slcusd.org. San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo.

SEVEN KEYS TO SUCCESSFUL WEIGHT LOSS FOR LIFE A workshop designed to help those struggling with their weight/health to find the secrets of permanent weight loss for life.

June 18, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. 805-441-3904. getbusythriving.com/free-workshop-slo. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

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REMINDFUL MONDAYS MEET-UP: EXPLORING MINDFULNESS Experience the benefits of

dogs allowed. June 16, 10 a.m. Free. 805-458-5575. sierraclub.org/santa-lucia. Shell Beach Trailhead, Corner of Bluff Dr. and El Portal, Shell Beach.

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KIDS SUMMER TENNIS CAMPS In addition to tennis, activities may include pickleball, ping pong, bocce, water games, and a craft project. MondaysThursdays, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. through June 21 $195.

805-434-9605. ttrtennis.com. Templeton Tennis Ranch, 345 Championship Ln., Templeton.

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LADIES GOLF NIGHT Offering swing and putting instruction from 5 to 6:30 p.m. and live music and refreshments to enjoy from 6:30 to 8:30 p.m.

Thursdays, 5-8:30 p.m. through Aug. 30 $10.

805-481-5215. Pismo Beach Golf Course, 25 West Grand Avenue, Grover Beach, pismobeachgolf.com.

secular mindfulness and meditation to overcome depression, anxiety, and stress. Location is subject to change. Third Monday of every month, 6-7 p.m.

Free; donations accepted. 805-270-5523. Torchell Mind & Body, 530 Camino Mercado, Arroyo Grande.

Kids & Family

SENIOR BODY FITNESS Please bring your own

Children and their families are invited to listen to tales in English and Spanish. Wednesdays, 3:30-4 p.m.

Free. 805-927-4336. slolibrary.org. Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria.

weights and bands. Mondays, 11 a.m.-noon $1 per class. 805-598-7108. Cortina Apartments, 241 Courtland St., Arroyo Grande.

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NATURE WALK: DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY AND NATIVE PLANTS Bring a camera/phone and join wildlife photographer Donald Quintana for this nature walk. There will be many opportunities to photograph birds, butterflies, flowers, and more.

All levels of experience are welcome. June 16, 9:30 a.m. 805-528-0392. El Moro Elfin Forest Natural Area, 1100 15th St., Los Osos.

SIERRA CLUB HIKE: CERRO CABRILLO This three-mile hike has an elevation gain of 900 feet.

Difficulty is moderate. Please bring water. June 17, 10 a.m.-noon Free. 916-450-1416. sierraclub.org/ santa-lucia. Morro Bay State Park, 60 State Park Rd., Morro Bay. San LuiS obiSpo

WALKING TOUR: VICTORIAN HOUSES, OLD WEST LIVES A guide leads attendees through houses and gardens of SLO and discusses the different kinds of visual language early residents used. June 16, 1-3 p.m. $10-$20. 805-470-0983.

Dallidet Adobe and Gardens, 1185 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo, historycenterslo.org.

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THE COAST GUARD AUXILIARY: BOATING SAFELY SEMINAR Covers boating law, safety equipment, navigation, general problems/solutions, trailering, and launching. June 16, 8 a.m.-5 p.m. $40. 805-235-6690. Port San Luis Harbor District, 3900 Avila Beach Dr., Avila Beach.

SIERRA CLUB HIKE: SHELL BEACH Hosted by PoleCats, a group dedicated to demonstrating the effective use of trekking poles. Rain cancels hike. No

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KIDS YOGA Experience emotional balance through the physical and mental benefits of yoga by practicing breathing exercises, flowing sequences, balancing poses, and deep relaxation. Mondays, 4:30-5:15 p.m. through Jan. 7 $15. 805-215-4565. omniyogastudio.com. Omni Yoga Studio, 2190 9th St., Los Osos.

RHYTHM AND MOVEMENT DANCE FOR KIDS Utilizing theatrical props, games, and improvisational tools to encourage skill building and creative movement. For ages 5 to 8. All levels of dancers are welcome. Wednesdays, 3:30-4:30 p.m. $40 monthly; $12 to drop in. 805-203-6318.

Ignite Movement Studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay, ignitemovementstudio.com/.

THEATER DANCE CLASS FOR KIDS An interactive group for kids ages 9 and up to express themselves through dance and theatrical expression. Wednesdays, 4:30-5:30 p.m. $40 monthly; $12 to drop in. 805-203-6318. Ignite Movement Studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay, ignitemovementstudio.com/.

TODDLER STORYTIME A storytime for toddlers ages 18 months-and-up. Share stories, songs, finger plays, bubbles, and more. Wednesdays, 11-11:30 a.m. through Dec. 26 Free. 805-927-4336. slolibrary.org.

Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria. Hosted by Ms. Kaela. Tuesdays, 10:30 a.m. Free. 805-772-6394.

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KINDERMUSIK SUMMER CLASS: SPLASH! For children ages 4 and under and their parents.

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This show features various sellers of crystals, beads, jade, fossils, meteorites, and more.

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SUPER CIRCUS WITH COVENTRY AND KALUZA This clown duo performance is part of the 2018 Summer Reading Program. June 21, 11-11:45 a.m. Free. 805-461-6163. slolibrary.org. Atascadero Library, 6555 Capistrano, Atascadero.

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COLLEGE FOR KIDS: SESSION 1 An educational opportunity for students entering fifth through ninth grades in fall. Mondays-Thursdays, 8:30 a.m.-5 p.m. through July 5 Cost varies based on enrollment and class materials fees. 805-5463132. cuesta.edu/communityprograms. Cuesta College Community Programs, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

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DRAMA AND IMAGINATIVE PLAY CLASS: AGES 5-8 Sing, dance, play games, and create stories and characters. Saturdays, 11-11:45 a.m. $120 for 10 weeks. 805-709-0761. pyjamadrama. com/us. SLO Movement Arts Center, 2074 Parker St., San Luis Obispo.

DRAMA AND PLAY CLASSES: AGES 2-4 Build language, develop motor skills, and practice cooperation, concentration, and problem solving.

Mondays, 10:15-11 a.m. $120 for 10 weeks. 805709-0761. pyjamadrama.com/us. SLO Movement Arts Center, 2074 Parker St., San Luis Obispo.

FAMILY POTTERY NIGHT Classes include instruction and materials. Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays, 6-8 p.m. through Dec. 20 $50 for 2 classes; $30 to glaze only. 805-896-6197. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo.

PYJAMA DRAMA: DRAMA AND IMAGINATIVE PLAY CLASSES Drama and imaginative play develops skills that can last a lifetime like the confidence to be brave, desire to share ideas with others, and the joy of solving problems with friends by your side. Saturdays, 11-11:45 a.m. and Mondays, 9:30-11 a.m. $12. 805-709-0761. pyjamadrama.com. SLO Movement Arts Center, 2074 Parker St., San Luis Obispo.

SUMMER GYMNASTICS CAMP Performance Athletics Gymnastics offers camps for kids ages 3 to 13 (toilet trained). Kids can enjoy gymnastics (no experience necessary), games, crafts, outdoor time, and more. Full and half day options available.

Through Aug. 10, 8:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Starts at $40. 805-547-1496. performanceathleticsslo.com.

Performance Athletics Gymnastics, 4484 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

SUMMER ROBOTICS CAMP (GRADES 2 THROUGH 5) Learn about robot building and programming from the SLOHS SLOBotics team camp counselors. Through June 15, 12:30-4 p.m. $135. slohsstore.myschoolcentral.com. San Luis Obispo High School, 1499 San Luis Dr., San Luis Obispo, 805-596-4040.

SUMMER ROBOTICS CAMP (GRADES 6 TO 8) Learn about robot building and programming from the SLOHS SLOBotics team camp counselors.

June 18-22, 8:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. $200. slohsstore. myschoolcentral.com. San Luis Obispo High School, 1499 San Luis Dr., San Luis Obispo, 805-596-4040.

SUPER CIRCUS WITH COVENTRY AND KALUZA This clown duo performance is part of the 2018 Summer Reading Program. June 20, 10:3011:15 a.m. Free. 805-781-5775. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

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OCEANO DUNES VISITOR CENTER Enjoy exhibits of dune and lagoon plant and animal species. End your visit with a stroll behind the center to the freshwater lagoon. Thursdays, 12-4 p.m., Fridays, 12-4 p.m., Saturdays, 12-4 p.m. and Sundays, 12-4 p.m. through Dec. 30 Free. 805-474-2667. Oceano Dunes Visitor Center, 555 Pier Ave, Oceano.

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SLO Botanical Garden hosts Morro Bay Science Explorations: Local Fish and Fisheries on June 14 from 6 to 8 p.m. This event features presentations by Dr. Sean Lema, Grant T. Waltz, and some representatives of the Watershed Stewards Program. Admission is free.

Visit mbnep.org/events to find out more.

—C.W. N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y

SUMMER SOLSTICE HUMANITY MEDITATION Wendy McKenna, holistic healer and founder of Lightshare, facilitates this meditation for humanity.

Comfortable clothes are recommended. June 21, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. 805-305-7595. lightshare.us.

Lightshare Center, 22701 El Camino Real, Santa Margarita.

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BUDDHIST BOOK STUDY GROUP Includes a discussion of Karma: What It Is, What It Isn’t, and Why It Matters by Traleg Kyabgon. Meditation instruction will be available. Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. through June 21 Free. 805-438-3949. BodhiPath SLO, 3484 Gregory Ct., San Luis Obispo, bodhipath.org.

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SUNDAY FOR SPIRIT PSYCHIC READINGS Features an assortment of psychic readers. Sundays, 1-5 p.m. Vaires. 805-489-2432. Halcyon Store Post Office, 936 S. Halcyon Rd., Arroyo Grande.

to be docents and/or organize art programs.

Mondays-Sundays, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. SAN LUIS OBISPO

ADOPT A GRANDPARENT Seeking volunteers who can connect with older adults that need a little extra help with errands, outings, chores, and more.

RSVP required. Third Saturday of every month, 10-11:30 a.m. through June 16 Free. 805-5477025 ext. 20. wilshirehcs.org. Wilshire Community Services, 285 South St. Suite J, San Luis Obispo.

FELINE NETWORK OF THE CENTRAL COAST

SPIRITUAL

HOSPICE SLO COUNTY THRESHOLD SINGERS SEEK NEW VOICES Sing for

GUIDED MEDITATION CLASS Come learn to meditate in a relaxed setting. Pay attention to each second and increase your awareness of the inner world. Frequent prompts facilitate the focus.

Fridays, 10:30 a.m.-noon Free. 805-439-2757. meditationintro.com. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay.

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ATASCADERO FARMERS MARKET Visit site for info on featured music artists and chefs.

Wednesdays, 3-6 p.m. Free. visitatascadero.com.

Sunken Gardens, 6505 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

individuals experiencing life-limiting or end-of life conditions. Third Sunday of every month, 2-4 p.m.

Free. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo.org/services/ hospice-slo-county-threshold-singers. Hospice SLO County, 1304 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo.

MEALS ON WHEELS Meals on Wheels, San Luis Obispo, needs noon time drivers. Must have own car to deliver prepared meals. Mondays-Fridays, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 805-235-8870. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

The Kingston Trio Saturday, June 16th

The Fremont Theater, SLO

CAMBRIA FARMERS MARKET Fridays, 2:30-5:30 p.m. Free. 805-395-6659. cambriafarmersmarket. com. Cambria Veterans Memorial Hall, 1000 Main Street, Cambria.

CHEF’S SUMMER SIZZLE: JUSTIN PAGE Chef

SAN LUIS OBISPO

the 2018 Summer Reading Program. June 19, 2:45 p.m. Free. 805-473-7163. slolibrary.org. Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande.

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p.m. Free. 805-772-4467. Morro Bay Chamber of Commerce, 695 Harbor St., Morro Bay, morrobaychamber.org.

FARMERS MARKET Farmers Market in SLO is the

Seeking volunteers to provide foster homes for foster kittens or cats with special needs. The Feline Network pays for food, litter, and any medications needed. Volunteers also needed to help with humanely trapping and transporting feral cats for spay/neuter. ongoing 805-549-9228. felinenetwork.org. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

SUPER CIRCUS WITH COVENTRY AND KALUZA This clown duo performance is part of

N O R T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

MAIN STREET MARKET Saturdays, 2:30-6

VOLUNTEERS ART CENTER MORRO BAY Seeking volunteers

The Fremont Theater, SLO

FARMERS MARKETS

Coast holds youth services for junior high school students. Mondays, 6:30 p.m. Free. 805-9298990. thecitycc.org. Faith Life Community Church, 726 W Tefft St, Nipomo.

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Friday, June 15th

FOOD & DRINK

Justin Page with Railroad BBQ will be providing complimentary samples plus the recipe. Guests can enjoy live music by the Duotones and kids can enjoy the Hop’s Bounce House. June 20, 3-6 p.m.

Free. VisitAtascadero.com. Sunken Gardens, 6505 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

YOUTH SERVICES The City Church Central

Buckethead

largest Farmers Market in California. Thursdays, 6:10-9 p.m. Downtown SLO, Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

SLO FARMERS MARKET Hosts over 60 vendors.

#IMOMSOHARD Saturday, June 16th

Vina Robles Ampitheater

Saturdays, 8-10:45 a.m. World Market Parking Lot, 2650 Main St., San Luis Obispo.

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ARROYO GRANDE FARMERS MARKET Includes produce, artists and musicians. Saturdays, 12-2:25 p.m. Arroyo Grande Farmers Market, Olohan Alley, Arroyo Grande.

NIPOMO FARMERS MARKET Includes a large variety of locally grown produce. Open year round Sundays, 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. nipomofarmersmarket.com/. Nipomo Farmers Market, Via Concha Road, Nipomo.

FESTIVALS

The Milk Carton Kids Thursday, June 28th

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THE FESTIVAL OF ALBARINO Includes a grand tasting, an Albariño release party, and a winemaker tasting seminar featuring winemakers renowned for their Albariños. June 15, 7:30-10 p.m. and June 16, 3-6:30 p.m. $40-$75. 805-239-2200. CaliPaso Winery, 4230 Buena Vista Dr,, Paso Robles.

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PISMO BEACH BEER FEST Fathers get in for

The Fremont Theater, SLO Go to our website, click on the WIN FREE TIX graphic and sign up to win!

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free with paid offspring (must be 21) in celebration of Father’s Day. Admission includes beer samples, access to live music events, and more. June 16, 4-8 p.m. $30. 805-481-4898. pismobeerfest.com. Pismo Beach Vets’ Hall, 80 Main Street, Pismo Beach. ∆ www.newtimesslo.com • June 14 - June 21, 2018 • New Times • 31

Plan Your Baileyana, Tangent & True Myth 5828 ORCUTT RD., SAN LUIS OBISPO 805.269.8200 | BAILEYANA.COM/TASTING-ROOM FRIDAY & SATURDAY: 10AM-5PM

On Friday and Saturday, enjoy a horizontal Chardonnay and Pinot Noir Tasting at Baileyana, Tangent & True Myth! The Edna Valley is becoming famous for its Chardonnay and Pinot Noir wines and we will be offering two different wine flights for you to choose from: Five different Chardonnays, from unoaked to big oak, or five different Pinot Noirs, from light and delicate, to big and brash; these flights include an unreleased barrel sample of each varietal! On Friday and Sunday afternoons we have live music and a food truck - come and picnic with us!

Biddle Ranch Vineyard

2050 BIDDLE RANCH RD., SAN LUIS OBISPO 805.543-2399 | BIDDLERANCH.COM FRIDAY & SATURDAY: 11AM–5PM

On Friday and Saturday, sip a barrel sample of our SingleVineyard Pinot Noir from Odyssey-Thurlestone Vineyard, along with a complimentary mixed tasting flight. Enjoy live music from the Chad Land Band and olive oil samples from We Olive from 1pm-4pm on Saturday!

Cayucos Cellars

801 MAIN ST., CAMBRIA 805.995.3036 | CAYUCOSCELLARS.COM FRIDAY & SATURDAY: 11AM-5PM

On Friday, join Cayucos Cellars for a tasting paired with small treats!

On Saturday, swing by the tasting room for lively Bluegrass music brought to you by the Thunder Canyon String Band!

Chamisal Vineyards

7525 ORCUTT RD., SAN LUIS OBISPO 805.541.9463 | CHAMISALVINEYARDS.COM FRIDAY & SATURDAY: 10AM-5PM

On Friday and Saturday, learn the ins and outs of Chardonnay!

Chamisal Vineyards presents the Chardonnay Spectrum Barrel Tasting. Chamisal Vineyards will be presenting a stylistic flight of Chardonnay and barrel samples of Chardonnay on our beautiful Garden Patio. Chamisal Vineyards will be educating guests and highlighting unique and different ways to treat and age this traditional varietal.

Claiborne & Churchill Winery

2649 CARPENTER CANYON RD., SAN LUIS OBISPO 805.544.4066 | CLAIBORNECHURCHILL.COM FRIDAY & SATURDAY: 11AM–5PM

On Friday and Saturday, Claiborne & Churchill presents our Vineyard Tasting Experience! Be one of only twelve guests to get a seat at this intimate tasting in our Estate Riesling Vineyard.

You’ll enjoy a fun and educational flight of limited production wines along with cheese and charcuterie. Available to the first 12 guests to arrive for each seating at 11am, 1pm and 3pm.

In our Straw Bale Cellar, we will be offering our House Flight as well as a barrel sample of one of our vineyard designate Pinot Noirs. On Saturday only, enjoy live music in the garden and German fare by Bedas Biergarten available for purchase from 12-4pm!

Claiborne & Churchill will honor complimentary tasting for Passport holders on Sunday, June 24 as well.

Croma Vera Wines

445 1ST ST, AVILA BEACH 805.946.1685 | CROMAVERA.COM FRIDAY & SATURDAY: 1PM-4PM

On Friday and Saturday, in addition to your complimentary mixed white and red flight of our Spanish grape varietal wines, enjoy a barrel tasting of our 2017 Grenache exclusively for Passport holders. This will run from 1pm-4pm.

Cutruzzola Vineyards

555 MAIN ST., CAMBRIA 805.927.2670 | CUTRUZZOLAVINEYARDS.COM

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FRIDAY & SATURDAY: 11AM-5PM

Friday & Saturday Passport: Free cheese pairing with your complimentary tasting of our Estate wines. Special discounts on selected wines for passport holders only! Plus, enjoy a barrel sample of our 2017 Pinot Noir Estate.

ADVENTURE Edna Valley Vineyard

2585 BIDDLE RANCH RD, SAN LUIS OBISPO 805.544.5855 | EDNAVALLEYVINEYARD.COM

T I C K E T S S T I L L AVA I L A B L E AT

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Niner Wine Estates

Sinor-LaVallee

2400 HIGHWAY 46 WEST, PASO ROBLES 805.239.2233 | NINERWINE.COM

550 1ST ST, AVILA BEACH 805.459.9595 | SINORLAVALLEE.COM

FRIDAY & SATURDAY: 11AM-3PM

FRIDAY, SATURDAY & SUNDAY: 10AM-5PM

FRIDAY & SATURDAY: 12PM-6PM

On Friday and Saturday, Barrels and Oysters at Edna Valley Vineyard! Continue your Roll Out The Barrels experience at Edna Valley Vineyard as they roll out five barrels of their most exquisite wine from the cellar to share with Roll Out The Barrels Passport holders. Chef Charlie will be on-site with oysters on the half shell available for purchase.

Stop by our tasting room in Paso Robles for food and wine during this year’s SLO Wine Country Passport Weekend! All Passport holders will receive a complimentary wine tasting of our estate wines, and we encourage you to relax on our gorgeous patio and enjoy the sunshine. If you’re looking for a gourmet lunch, our on-site restaurant will be serving seasonally-inspired lunch dishes all weekend with a special Sunday morning brunch. Join us for Blood Orange Mimosas and both sweet and savory brunch options. Looking to go behind-the-scenes? Book a winery tour or Heart Hill Tasting with us! Reservations highly recommended for lunch and tours.

On Friday and Saturday, join Sinor-LaVallee in Avila Beach for a Paté and Pinot Noir tasting. This will occur from 12pm-6pm, so make sure hitting the wineries at the beach is on your list!

El Lugar Wines

710 FIERO LANE, SAN LUIS OBISPO 805.458.0917 | ELLUGARWINES.COM FRIDAY: CLOSED SATURDAY: 12-5PM SUNDAY: 12-5PM

Do you love Pinot Noir? Come visit our pop-up tasting room and taste limited production, vineyard designate, Pinot Noirs on both Saturday and Sunday. El Lugar produces less than 500 cases per year and is only open 6 weekends a year.

This weekend, come taste our new releases paired with cheeses from Fromagerie Sophie. Wines will include 2017 Pinot Noir Blanc, Greengate Ranch & Vineyard, 2016 Rincon Vineyard Pinot Noir, 2016 Bien Nacido Pinot Noir and the 2016 Hilliard Bruce Vineyard Pinot Noir. We will also have a library wine from our first vintage of Rincon Vineyard along with a barrel sample from a new vineyard source.

So come experience El Lugar “The Place”!

Filipponi Ranch Cellars

1850 CALLE JOAQUIN, SAN LUIS OBISPO 805.903.3567 | FILIPPONICELLARS.COM FRIDAY & SATURDAY: 11AM-5PM

On Friday, come on over to Filipponi Ranch and join us in celebrating Roll Out The Barrels! Enjoy Filipponi Ranch Cellars’ current releases – white, red, rosé and more! Try the 2017 Edna Valley Chardonnay barrel samples and compare the yeast trials that our winemaker has put together. Then relax on the patio, enjoying small bites. We look forward to having some fun with you!

On Saturday, Filipponi Ranch is celebrating Roll Out The Barrels in the best way they know how: BBQ, wine tasting and live music.

Enjoy our current releases – whites, reds, rosé and more! Try the 2017 Edna Valley Chardonnay barrel samples and compare the yeast trials that our winemaker has put together. Then relax on the patio, enjoying small bites, BBQ sausage and meats hot off the grill while listening to live music.

Kynsi Winery

2212 CORBETT CANYON ROAD, ARROYO GRANDE 805.544.8461 | KYNSI.COM FRIDAY & SATURDAY: 11AM-5PM

On Friday, compare each clone planted on the estate with a focus tasting devoted to Pinot Noir. Each clone has been bottled individually to showcase the bones and guts of Stone Corral Vineyard, allowing them to stand on their own merit. The Classic Flight will also be available. Complimentary to members and Passport ticket holders, all others $15.

On Saturday, celebrate summer in wine country with a top flight tasting, tapas tastes, and Spanish guitar from Tony Harmon.

Take a sneak peek at our new project waiting in the wings with a preview of our single vineyard Grenache straight from the barrel. Live music from 12pm-3pm, and open house festivities all day from 11am-5pm. Complimentary to members and Passport ticket holders, all others $20.

Laetitia Vineyard & Winery

453 LAETITIA VINEYARD DRIVE, ARROYO GRANDE 805.481.1772 | LAETITIAWINE.COM FRIDAY & SATURDAY: 11AM-4PM

On Friday and Saturday, Laetitia Vineyard & Winery will be featuring flights of our world class Sparkling wines and Pinot Noirs. Guests will have the opportunity to taste a freshly disgorged Sparkling wine (with no dosage) Au Natural!

Light fare will be available, so make sure to stop on by!

Peloton Cellars

470 FRONT STREET, AVILA BEACH 805.627.1080 | PELOTONCELLARS.COM FRIDAY & SATURDAY: 12PM-7PM

On Friday and Saturday, join Peloton Cellars in Avila Beach for their Grand Prix. Passport holders can participate in fun, exclusive events at our tasting room.

Criterium – How would you blend this? Criterium is our Reserve Bordeaux style blend. Passport holders will sample from barrel the 3 varieties to determine how they would like this wine blended.

Road Race – Send Peloton Cellars on the road. Peloton Cellars will pay shipping fees on purchases of 6 bottles or more to the following areas: CA, TX, CO, WA, AZ, NY, FL, OR, MN, DC. Time Trial – Capture a moment in time with our Instagram Challenge. Snap a picture in our photobooth, post on Instagram, and tag Peloton Cellars. Photo with the most likes wins a gift basket.

Feed Zone – Friday only. Stay and enjoy the Avila Farmer’s Market on the promenade 4pm-8pm. Live music by O’Donna and local cuisine from some of Avila’s favorite restaurants.

See you there!

Piedra Creek Winery

6425 MIRA CIELO, SAN LUIS OBISPO 805.541.1281 PIEDRACREEK.COM SATURDAY: 11AM-3PM

On Saturday, join Piedra Creek for a special tasting of our library wines, as well as wine straight from the barrel!

Qupé and Verdad Wine Cellars 134-A WEST BRANCH STREET, ARROYO GRANDE 805.270.4900 | QUPE.COM | VERDADWINE.COM FRIDAY & SATURDAY: 11AM-6PM

On Friday and Saturday, Qupé and Verdad Winery in The Village of Arroyo Grande will offer a biodynamic wine flight along with barrel samples from both Qupe and Verdad. Enjoy live music from 1 to 4pm.

Saucelito Canyon Vineyard

3080 BIDDLE RANCH ROAD, SAN LUIS OBISPO 805.543.2111 | SAUCELITOCANYON.COM FRIDAY & SATURDAY: 11AM-4PM

On Friday and Saturday, come be a part of Saucelito Canyon Vineyard’s annual two-day Summer Rosé Party! Rosé themed goodies, live music by Matt Cross, handmade tacos by the infamous Lua’s Catering & kick off our seasonal case offerings and Rosé specials! $25 tasting, complimentary to Wine Club members and Passport holders.

Sextant Wines & The Gourmet Deli 1653 OLD PRICE CANYON ROAD, SAN LUIS OBISPO 805.541.1281 | SEXTANTWINES.COM FRIDAY: 10AM-4PM, SATURDAY: 10AM-5PM

On Friday and Saturday, join Sextant Wines for a complimentary tasting at our Old Edna tasting room. The Gourmet Deli is a perfect stop for lunch and enjoy live music on Saturday from 1pm-4pm.

Stephen Ross Wine Cellars 178 SUBURBAN ROAD, SAN LUIS OBISPO 805.594.1318 | STEPHENROSSWINE.COM FRIDAY & SATURDAY: 11AM-5PM

On Friday and Saturday, Stephen Ross Wine Cellars is bringing back their wildly popular Wine Aromatics Bar! Spend some time sniffing, identifying, guessing, and educating yourself on wine aromatics. Also back by popular demand is our wheel of Grana Padano to accompany your wine tasting in the cellar. Let Stephen serve you cheese and geek out on the wine.

Talley Vineyards, Bishop’s Peak Wines 3031 LOPEZ DRIVE, ARROYO GRANDE 805.489.0446 | TALLEYVINEYARDS.COM FRIDAY & SATURDAY: 12PM-3PM

On Friday, Passport holders will enjoy a complimentary tour and flight of specially selected Talley Vineyards wines, including an exclusive barrel sample. Tours will be held at 11am, 1pm, and 3pm. Don’t forget to take advantage of a special 15% discount on all wine purchases.

On Saturday, Passport holders are encouraged to expand their senses and refine their palates while enjoying live music at Talley Vineyards. Our complimentary tasting will feature single vineyard selections, estate wines, and an exclusive barrel sample. And remember, all Passport holders receive a 15% discount on wine purchases. Don’t miss out!

Timbre Winery

225 EAST BRANCH STREET, ARROYO GRANDE 805.270.4308 | TIMBREWINERY.COM FRIDAY & SATURDAY: 12-6PM

On Friday and Saturday, Timbre is offering all Passport ticket holders 20% off of bottle purchases! Make Timbre your Passport pick-up location and you’ll score free swag including hats and T-shirts! See you there!

Tolosa

4910 EDNA RD, SAN LUIS OBISPO 805.782.0500 | TOLOSAWINERY.COM FRIDAY & SATURDAY: 12PM-3PM

On Friday and Saturday, experience the beauty of the Tolosa estate, cellar, and its wines during this 60-minute progressive tour and tasting. Tours will host the first ten guests to arrive and depart promptly at 12pm, 1pm, 2pm, and 3pm. You will observe first-hand what it means to have an artisanal approach to winemaking, matching the wine in your glass to traditional winemaking techniques and state of the art technology.

Your tasting will conclude in the well-appointed barrel loft with a barrel sample of Tolosa’s flagship Pinot Noir Primera.

Reservations are required for groups of 6 or more.

Wolff Vineyards

6238 ORCUTT ROAD, SAN LUIS OBISPO 805.781.0448 | WOLFFVINEYARDS.COM FRIDAY & SATURDAY: 11AM-5PM

On Friday, Wolff Vineyards will offer a barrel tasting in addition to our currently released estate produced wines. Free to Passport holders.

On Saturday, “Meet The Wolves At Wolff Vineyards” is the theme for our Roll Out The Barrels collaboration with the WHAR wolves rescue organization of Paso Robles. This licensed rescue facility will bring their well-behaved animals for an educational demonstration of some of the wolves in their care. Wonderful photo opportunities will be available from 11am to 3pm. Wolff Vineyards will make a corporate donation to the WHAR nonprofit organization. Wolff Vineyards invites you to celebrate the beginning of Summer at their scenic tasting room with sweeping views of the Edna Valley. The ambience and festive atmosphere of Wolff Vineyards’ well-known hospitality will be a highlight of your day. Enjoy their estate produced wines while sampling their special, Syrah-infused meatball sandwiches. Come and experience old-world tradition, combining California style and European flair. Special discounts will be available.

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Winning Images Nigel Paul, 2017

Barry Goyette, 2017

Johnathan Shapiro, 2016

Megan VanAllen, 2016

Thank you for your entries!

We had a record number of amazing photos entered this year.

Brent Kitagawa, 2017

Donna Johnson, 2017

Skip Moss, 2016

Carolyn Eicher, 2017

Winners will be announced and awards will be handed out at the opening reception at the SLO Museum of Art next Wednesday, June 20.

SLOMA is located in downtown SLO at 1010 Broad Street (on the west end of the Mission Plaza).

Reception starts at 6 p.m. The exhibition will be up through Sunday, June 24.

All Winning Images will be published in next week’s New Times and Sun.

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Strictly Starkey

BY GLEN STARKEY

‘I’ll Take You There’

Mavis Staples headlines the closing night of the Live Oak Music Festival

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h mmm I know a place/ Ain’t nobody cryin’/ Ain’t no body worried,” Mavis Staples sings on “I’ll Take You There.” She might as well be singing about the Live Oak Music Festival—the place to be to usher in summer and relax with fellow music lovers near Lake Cachuma this Friday, June 15, though Sunday, June 17.

Staples will close out the festival on Sunday evening in what promises to be an amazing show.

Staples’ voice is as stellar as her life—a full, rich, complex, and celebratory thing.

The 78-year-old started her professional career at age 11 as part of her family band led by patriarch Roebuck “Pops” Staples and featuring her siblings Cleotha, Yvonne, and Pervis.

Starting in 1950, the mostly gospel group sang in churches and on a weekly radio show. Their first big hit was 1956’s “Uncloudy Day” on the famed Vee-Jay label, and they were given the moniker “God’s Greatest Hitmakers.”

Thanks to Pops’ relationship with Martin Luther King Jr., The Staple Singers became the musical voice of the mid-’60s Civil Rights movement, covering songs such as Bob Dylan’s “A Hard Rain’s N O R T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

ANDY SCOTT LIVE Wednesdays, 8-11 p.m. Free.

Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

BANJERDAN LIVE Tuesdays, 3 p.m. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-9274200, cambriapineslodge.com.

BOB BENJAMIN AT CAMBRIA PUB Fridays, 6-9 p.m. Free. Cambria Pub and Steakhouse, 4090 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-927-0782.

BOB BENJAMIN AT CENTRALLY GROWN Sundays, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-927-3563. centrallygrown.com. Centrally Grown, 7432 Exotic Garden Dr., Cambria.

BOB BENJAMIN AT LAS CAMBRITAS Saturdays, 6 p.m. Free. 805-927-3563. lascambritas.com. Las Cambritas, 2336 Main Street, Cambria.

BOBBY MALONE LIVE Saturdays, 3-6 p.m. Free.

Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

EASTON EVERETT LIVE This California-based musician’s influences include folk, blues, country, and jazz. June 16, 7-10 p.m. Morro Bay Wine Seller, 601 Embarcadero, Morro Bay. FREE RUN FRIDAY CONCERT SERIES: THE NOACH TANGERAS DUO This local band performs Americana and folk. June 15, 5:307:30 p.m. $10-$15 for wine. 805-239-1616. roberthallwinery.com/Events. Robert Hall Winery, 3443 Mill Road, Paso Robles.

JON STEPHENS LIVE Thursdays, 5 p.m. Free.

805-927-0175. lascambritas.com. Las Cambritas, 2336 Main Street, Cambria.

a-Gonna Fall” and Stephen Stills’ “For What It’s Worth.”

Political songs likes “Long Walk to D.C.” and “When Will We Be Paid?” helped land the group on Stax Records in 1968, where they were accompanied

by Booker T. and the MGs. Between 1971 and ’75, they scored a string of Top 40 hits such as “I’ll Take You There,” “Let’s Do It Again,” and “Who Took the Merry Out of Christmas?”

The Staples were a talented family, but Mavis stood out and began releasing solo albums in the late ’60s on Epic Records and Curtis Mayfield’s Curtom label. Later, in the late ’80s and early ’90s, Prince would release two Mavis Staples solo albums on his Paisley Park label. In the 2000s, she landed on Alligator Records. Lately, she’s been on ANTI-Records.

Over the years, this Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Blues Hall of Fame inductee would work with the likes of Bob Dylan (Who asked her to marry him. She said no!) to The Band, Ray Charles, Prince, Nona Hendryx, George Jones, Natalie Merchant, Los Lobos, Dr. John, and the list goes on. Her voice has been sampled by a ton of hip-hop acts too. She’s legendary! It’s going to be a terrific culmination of an excellent weekend because this year’s festival has a heckuva line-up!

A special pre-festival concert featuring Michael Franti & Spearhead with LIVE JAM AT OTTER ROCK Thursdays, 8 p.m.

Free. 805-772-1420. otterrockcafe.com. The Otter Rock Cafe, 885 Embarcadero, Morro Bay. LIVE MUSIC AT OLD CAYUCOS TAVERN Fridays, Saturdays Free. 805-995-3209. oldcayucostavern. com. Old Cayucos Tavern & Cardroom, 130 N Ocean Ave, Cayucos.

R&B GODDESS Gospel, R&B, and blues legend Mavis Staples closes out the final day of the Live Oak Music Festival, June 15 through 17, at Camp Live Oak.

opening act Próxima Parada is scheduled for Thursday, June 14; the festival officially opens on Friday, June 15, with the Bryan Titus Trio, Niki J. Crawford, JD McPherson, and more.

On Saturday, June 16, Joe Purdy, Con Brio, The Dustbowl Revival, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, and others are on

the bill. Before Staples closes out Sunday, June 17, you can hear Jody Mulgrew, Flavia Coelho, Eileen Jewell, The Coffis Brothers and The Mountain Men, and more.

Get the entire festival lineup, all the details, and ticket and camping pricing

ARCHIE LOGSDON LIVE This folksinger/

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songwriter tells stories through original songs with acoustic guitar and harmonica. June 24, 1-4 p.m.

Free. 805-296-0558. Pozo Saloon, 90 Pozo Rd., Santa Margarita.

LIVE MUSIC AT ASUNCION RIDGE

BANJERDAN AT BROKEN EARTH WINERY

LIVE MUSIC AT OTTER ROCK Fridays-Sundays, 8 p.m. Free. 805-772-1420. otterrockcafe.com. The Otter Rock Cafe, 885 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

Enjoy live music from multi-instrumentalist BanjerDan (Dan Mazer). June 24, 1-4 p.m. Free.

805-239-2562. Broken Earth Winery, 5625 Highway 46E, Paso Robles, brokenearthwinery.com.

LIVE MUSIC AT STAX Thursdays, Sundays, 6-8

THE BANJERDAN SHOW FEAT. JARED RABIN

p.m. Free. 805-772-5055. staxwine.com. Stax Wine Bar & Bistro, 1099 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

LOUIE ORTEGA LIVE Tuesdays, 8-11 p.m.

Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

MARCUS DIMAGGIO LIVE Fridays, 3-6 p.m. Free.

Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

THE REAL BLUES JAM SOUTH Ted Waterhouse hosts. All levels welcome. Third Tuesday of every month, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Free. 805-704-5116. tedwaterhouse. com. The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: TAI SHAN A Seattlebased pop-folk singer, composer, and songwriter.

Guests includes Jesse MacLeod, Will Breman, Dan Grant, and Matt Yaki. June 18, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. 805204-6821. songwritersatplay.com/calendar/. Morro Bay Wine Seller, 601 Embarcadero, Morro Bay. N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y

ADAM LEVINE AND JUDY PHILBIN Levine and Philbin perform live jazz. Thursdays, 7-9 p.m.

Free. 805-238-2834. labellasera.com. Enoteca Restaurant and Bar, 206 Alexa Ct., Paso Robles.

PHOTO COURTESY OF MAVIS STAPLES

Jared Rabin is a multi-instrumentalist/singersongwriter from Chicago. June 21, 6-9 p.m. Free.

1-805-461-1393. laststagewest.net. Last Stage West, 15050 Morro Rd, Highway 41 at Torro Creek Road, Atascadero.

THE BANJERDAN SHOW Thursdays, 6 p.m. Free.

Last Stage West, 15050 Morro Rd, Highway 41 at Torro Creek Road, Atascadero, 805-461-1393, laststagewest.net.

THE CODY BLACKBIRD BAND LIVE This group won the Native American Music Association’s 2017 Group of the Year award. June 15, 6-9 p.m. Free.

805-461-1393. laststagewest.net. Last Stage West, 15050 Morro Rd, Highway 41 at Torro Creek Road, Atascadero.

THE DUST BOWL SIREN TOUR Featuring the Three Sirens (Erin O’Dowd, Summerland, and Shandee Layne). June 23, 6-9 p.m. Free. 805461-1393. laststagewest.net. Last Stage West, 15050 Morro Rd, Highway 41 at Torro Creek Road, Atascadero.

JOHN RYBAK AND FRIENDS LIVE All ages welcome. June 23, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-238-6800.

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STARKEY continued page 36

Fridays, Saturdays, 5-8 p.m. Free.

805-237-1425. asuncionridge.com.

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LIVE MUSIC AT BROKEN EARTH Saturdays, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-239-2562. brokenearthwinery.com. Broken Earth Winery, 5625 Highway 46E, Paso Robles.

LIVE MUSIC AT CATTLEMANS LOUNGE Fridays, 6-8 p.m. Paso Robles Inn Cattleman’s Lounge, 103 Spring Street, Paso Robles, 805-238-2660.

METAL AND MERLOT LaZarre Wines presents live hard rock music from James Valdez. Wine and food truck items will be available for purchase.

June 15, 6-11:30 p.m. 805-369-2677. lazarrewines. com. The Wine Boss Lounge, 1317 Park St., Paso Robles.

PINT NIGHT MUSIC AT SWEET SPRINGS SALOON Features local bands and beer specials.

Thursdays, 6 p.m.-midnight 805-439-0969. sweetspringssaloon.com. Sweet Springs Saloon, 990 Los Osos Valley Rd., Los Osos.

THE REAL BLUES JAM NORTH All Blues musicians, regardless of experience, are welcome to join this jam session. Hosted by Ted Waterhouse with Bruce Willard and Dean Giles. Thursdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $5 donation/musicians exempt.

805-704-5116. danbino.com. D’anbino Vineyards and Cellars, 710 Pine St, Paso Robles.

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Strictly Starkey PHOTO COURTESY OF SLIGHTLY STOOPID

GET STOOPID ON THE BEACH Rock, reggae, punk, hip-hop, and more act Slightly Stoopid plays the Avila Beach Golf Resort as part of their School’s Out for Summer Tour, on June 14.

PHOTO COURTESY OF BROWNOUT

STARKEY from page 35

at liveoakfest.org.

Come for the whole weekend, come for one day, bring the family, fly solo—whatever suits your fancy. It’s supposed to be in the high 70s in Camp Live Oak, off Highway 154 near Santa Ynez, so not too hot this year! Don’t miss this year’s Live Oak Music Festival!

School’s out!

HEAVY HITTERS Latin funk and breakbeat act Brownout bring their Fear of a Brown Planet tour to The Siren on June 19.

Slightly Stoopid plays the Avila Beach Golf Resort as part of their School’s Out for Summer Tour, on Thursday, June 14 (5:30 p.m.; all ages; $43.03 to $84.78 at eventbrite.com), with Stick Figure and Pepper opening.

Slightly Stoopid mashes rock, reggae, punk, hip-hop, and more into their signature party sound. This should get the beach buzzing!

Numbskull and Good Medicine Presents …

Journey Unauthorized plays Saturday, June 16, at The Siren (8 p.m.; 21-and-older; $16 presale at ticketfly. com and Boo Boo’s, or $20 at the door).

This is the premiere Journey tribute act, playing on-point versions of hits such as “Don’t Stop Believin’,” “Wheel in the Sky,” “Only the Young,” “Party’s Over,” “Lovin’ Touchin’ Squeezin’,” and more.

Super heavy funk act Brownout

brings their Fear of a Brown Planet tour to The Siren on Tuesday, June 19 (7 p.m.; 21-and-older; $16 presale at ticketfly.com and Boo Boo’s or $16 at the door). The Austin-based nine-piece Latin funk and breakbeat group puts on an exhilarating live show!

The historic Fremont Theater

Buckethead returns to the Fremont on Friday, June 15 (9 p.m.; 16-andolder; $30 at eventbrite.com and Boo Boo’s). The virtuoso guitarist and multi-instrumentalist will deliver a blistering evening of progressive metal, funk, blues, jazz, bluegrass, and avantgarde music. He’s called Buckethead because he “used to wear a KFC bucket on his head, emblazoned with an orange bumper sticker that reads ‘FUNERAL’ STARKEY continued page 41

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THE ROSE VALLEY THORNS LIVE This group performs genres including traditional bluegrass and old-time. Featuring Joshua Bergmann. June 22, 6-9 p.m. Free. 805-461-1393. Last Stage West, 15050 Morro Rd, Highway 41 at Torro Creek Road, Atascadero, laststagewest.net.

SATURDAY IN THE PARK: AN EVENING OF BLUES Part of the Saturday in the Park Summer Concert Series. Back Bay Betty will be preforming a mix of classic and contemporary rock, blues, soul, and jazz. Presented by the City of Atascadero.

June 16, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. 805-470-3360.

VisitAtascadero.com. Atascadero Lake Park, 9305 Pismo Ave., Atascadero.

SATURDAY LIVE Live music every Saturday afternoon. Wine and lunch offerings available for purchase. Saturdays, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-227-4812. vinarobles.com. Vina Robles Winery, 3700 Mill Rd., Paso Robles.

SATURDAY LIVE FEAT. RON PAPES Wine and lunch offerings available for purchase. No outside alcohol please. June 23, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-2274812. vinarobles.com. Vina Robles Winery, 3700 Mill Rd., Paso Robles.

THIRSTY THURSDAY AT TREANA WITH THE CLIFFNOTES Enjoy drinks, dinner, and live music. June 14, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-238-6979‬. hopefamilywines.com. Hope Family Wines - Treana Winery, 1585 Live Oak Rd., Paso Robles.

TRAIN WRECK FRIDAY: BEAR MARKET RIOT Community grill available. No pets or outside alcohol please. Lawn chairs recommended.

June 15, 5:30-8:30 p.m. $15; Free to Wine Club members and children under 6. 805-238-9940. pomarjunction.com/events/. Pomar Junction Vineyards & Winery, 5036 S. El Pomar Dr., Templeton.

TRAVIS T. WARREN AND FRIENDS LIVE In celebration of Rock ‘N’ Roll Transcending, Warren will perform hits from the ‘90s. June 15, 6-9 p.m.

Free. 805-238-9800. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, studiosonthepark.org.

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BLUES CONCERT WITH VALERIE JOHNSON This concert is part of the 2018 Summer Reading Program. All ages welcome. June 16, 2-3 p.m. Free.

805-781-5783. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

Different acts every weekend. Sundays, 1-4 p.m.

Free. 805- 226-8881. sculpterra.com. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

BRENT DANNELLS LIVE Enjoy live jazz in the upstairs dining room. Every other Thursday, 7-9 p.m. through Aug. 30 Free to dinner guests. 805594-1500. Mee Heng Low Noodle House, 815 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

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guests include Josephine Johnson, Dan Grant, Asa Ey, and Steve Key. June 24, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-2046821. songwritersatplay.com/calendar/. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: BLISS HIPPY Featuring Richard and Maureen Hall. June 17, 1-4 p.m. Free.

805-204-6821. songwritersatplay.com/calendar/.

Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

SUMMER GRILL AND CHILL Featuring preparations from Executive Chef Randal Torres.

June 16, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. $12-$14. 805-227-4812. vinarobles.com. Vina Robles Winery, 3700 Mill Rd., Paso Robles.

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19, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-868-7133. 7SistersBrewing. com. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

CHRIS BELAND LIVE June 16, 6-8 p.m. Free.

805-868-7133. 7SistersBrewing.com. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

DANTE MARSH LIVE A family-friendly concert. June 23, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-868-7133.

7SistersBrewing.com. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

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The Cliffnotes perform June 16 from 7 to 10 p.m. at Mattie’s Bar and Eatery in Pismo Beach. Admission is free. A $5 drink special, redeemable for two beers, two wines, or two cocktails, is available for purchase in advance at my805tix.com. Call (805) 295-5295 or visit mattiespismobeach.com to find out more.

STEVE POLTZ Steve Poltz plays FTF’s Summer Solstice show with the Cimo Brothers opening in support of EcoSLO’s environmental campaigns.

Enjoy food, beer, kombucha, dancing, and more.

June 22, 6:30-10 p.m. $10. 805-888-7940. forthefolksmusic.com. Bang The Drum Brewery, 950 Orcutt Road, San Luis Obispo.

GYPSY JAZZ NIGHT With the Gypsy All Stars: Laurel Mitchel (vocals), Daniel Cimo (violin), James Gallardo, Ben Arthur, and Toan Chau. Every other Thursday, 9:30-11:30 p.m. Barrelhouse Brewing Co. Speakeasy, 1033 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo, 805296-1128, barrelhousebrewing.com.

JAZZ JAM SESSIONS AT UNITY CONCERT HALL Hosted by the SLO County Jazz Federation.

—C.W.

Third Wednesday of every month, 7-9 p.m. Free.

805-543-1200. Unity Concert Hall, 1130 Orcutt Road, San Luis Obispo.

KRISTEN BLACK LIVE June 22, 6-8 p.m. Free.

805-868-7133. 7SistersBrewing.com. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

THE LATA JAZZ QUARTET LIVE Enjoy live jazz in the upstairs dining room. Every other Friday, 8-10 p.m. through Aug. 31 Free to dinner guests. 805594-1500. Mee Heng Low Noodle House, 815 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

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Music MUSIC LISTINGS from page 38 Fridays, 7:30-10:30 p.m. Free. 805-541-8733. motherstavern.com. Mother’s Tavern, 725 Higuera St, San Luis Obispo.

MUSIC AT MATTIE’S: CLIFFNOTES BAND Featuring Valerie “Fireball” Johnson and Cliff “Crawdaddy” Stepp.

June 16, 7-10 p.m. Free; $5 for drink special. Mattie’s Bar & Eatery, 558 Price St., Pismo Beach, 805-2955295, mattiespismobeach.com.

NOAH DAVID LIVE A Pint Night performance.

June 15, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-868-7133.

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SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: FRANKIE BOOTS Boots’ influences include country, rock, blues, gospel, and bluegrass. Special guests include Uncle Barnaby, Bliss Hippy, Dan Grant, and Steve Key. June 14, 6:309 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. songwritersatplay.com/ calendar/. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: TAI SHAN June 21, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. 805-868-7133. 7SistersBrewing. com. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

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THE CLIFFNOTES LIVE Featuring Valerie Johnson and Cliff “Crawdaddy” Stepp. June 23, 6-9 p.m.

Free. 805-473-3467‬. finsbarandgrill.com. Fin’s Restaurant, 25 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach.

HOT SWINGIN’ JAZZ Featuring the Midnight Rose Jazz Band and the local Voodoodads (with Valerie Johnson and Al. B. Blue). June 24, 1-4:30 p.m. $5$10. 805-481-7840. pismojazz.com. Pismo Beach Vets’ Hall, 80 Main Street, Pismo Beach.

SLIGHTLY STOOPID LIVE June 14, 4:3010 p.m. $43.03–$172. 805-329-5729. californiarootspresents.com/avila-beach-resort/.

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Hot Dates popular hits from the ‘50s to the ‘80s. June 15, 7-10 p.m. Free. 805-773-6563. Puffers of Pismo, 781 Price St., Pismo Beach, puffersofpismo.com/.

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Picnics welcome. Featured acts include Unfinished Business, Drive-In Romeos, The Band August, and more. Sundays, 1-3 p.m. through Sept. 9 Free. 805925-0951 ext.2260. Rotary Centennial Park, 2625 South College Dr., Santa Maria.

AMARIS LAURETTE TAYLOR LIVE June 21, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Moxie Cafe, 1317 W. McCoy Ln., Santa Maria, 805-361-2900, moxiecafe.com.

BOB CLARK LIVE June 14, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free.

Moxie Cafe, 1317 W. McCoy Ln., Santa Maria, 805361-2900, moxiecafe.com.

LED ZEPAGAIN A tribute band. All ages welcome.

June 22, 5 p.m. Presqu’ile Winery, 5391 Presqu’ile Dr., Santa Maria, 805-937-8110, presquilewine. com.

STEVE MEYERS LIVE June 15, 5:30-7:30 p.m.

Free. Moxie Cafe, 1317 W. McCoy Ln., Santa Maria, 805-361-2900, moxiecafe.com.

THE SUN DRAGON DUO LIVE June 16, 5:307:30 p.m. Free. Moxie Cafe, 1317 W. McCoy Ln., Santa Maria, 805-361-2900, moxiecafe.com.

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COUNTRY NIGHT Thursdays, 8 p.m.-2 a.m.

805-541-096. slograd.com. The Graduate, 990 Industrial Way, San Luis Obispo.

THE DYLAN ORTEGA BAND As part of KRAZy Country Honky-Tonk Thursday. Thursdays, 7 p.m.

Maverick Saloon, 3687 Sagunto St., Santa Ynez, 805-686-4785, mavericksaloon.org.

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GREEN FLAG SUMMER LIVE No outside alcohol or food allowed. June 16, 1-4 p.m. Free.

Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara, 805-967-0066, coldspringtavern.com/ entertainment.html.

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all ages hosted by Professor Matt Saxking Tuttle.

Fridays, Saturdays, 5-7 p.m. Free. San Simeon Lodge Restaurant, 9520 Castillo Drive, San Simeon.

7-10 p.m. $15-$20. 805-904-8072. Standing Sun Wines, 92 2nd St., Buellton, standingsunwines.com.

HOODLUM FRIENDS LIVE No outside alcohol or food allowed. June 16, 5-8 p.m. Free. Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara, 805-967-0066, coldspringtavern.com/ entertainment.html.

allowed. June 17, 4:30-7:30 p.m.

Free. Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara, 805967-0066, coldspringtavern.com/ entertainment.html.

LIVE OAK MUSIC FESTIVAL This three-day, family-friendly festival features Michael Franti & Spearhead, Proxima Parada, Mavis Staples, JD McPherson, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Joe Purdy, Flavia Coelho, The Dustbowl Revival, Eilen Jewell, Rainbow Girls, Aki Kumar, Amanda Anne Platt & The Honeycutters, Inga Swearingen & Guy Budd, and more. June 14, 7-10 p.m., June 15, 8 a.m.-11:30 p.m., June 16, 8 a.m.11:30 p.m. and June 17, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. $15-$150.

805-781-3020. liveoakfest.org. Live Oak Camp, Highway 154, Santa Barbara.

8 p.m. Maverick Saloon, 3687 Sagunto St., Santa Ynez, 805-686-4785, mavericksaloon.org.

PULL THE TRIGGER LIVE June 16, 8 p.m.

Maverick Saloon, 3687 Sagunto St., Santa Ynez, 805-686-4785, mavericksaloon.org.

RAWHIDE LIVE June 15, 8 p.m. Maverick Saloon, 3687 Sagunto St., Santa Ynez, 805-686-4785, mavericksaloon.org.

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Free. 805-772-1420. otterrockcafe.com. The Otter Rock Cafe, 885 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

OPEN MIC WITH MATT SAXKING TUTTLE All ages and skill levels

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Morrow. This session features a singer/ songwriter/musician each week. To be featured on Uncork the Mic, email uncorkthemic@ gmail.com. Mondays-Sundays, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805772-5055. Staxwine.com. Stax Wine Bar & Bistro, 1099 Embarcadero, Morro Bay. N o r t h S Lo C o u N t y

KARAOKE AT SWEETIE’S Tuesdays, 8-11 p.m. through June 26 Sweet Springs Saloon, 990 Los Osos Valley Rd., Los Osos, 805-439-0969.

OPEN MIC AT THE LAST STAGE WEST Bring your own acoustic instrument or play on the house guitar or piano. Sundays, 5-9 p.m. Free.

805-461-1393. Last Stage West, 15050 Morro Rd, Highway 41 at Torro Creek Road, Atascadero, laststagewest.net.

OPEN MIC NIGHT AT DARK STAR With host Rusty Hobbs. No cover charge. Fridays, 5:30-9 p.m. Free. 805-237-2389. darkstarcellars.com/ Events. Dark Star Cellars, 2985 Anderson Rd., Paso Robles.

OPEN MIC WITH RACHEL SANTA CRUZ Rachel

THE SONS OF THE SOUL REVIVERS LIVE Enjoy live music from this award-winning gospel quartet.

June 16, 7:30 p.m. $10-$20. littlevillagefoundation. com. St. Mark’s in the Valley Episcopal Church, 2901 Nojoqui Ave., Los Olivos.

Buffalo Pub And Grill, 717 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

1:15-4 p.m. Free. Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara, 805-967-0066, coldspringtavern.com/entertainment.html.

ZIGGY MARLEY LIVE Enjoy live music from the eight-time Grammy-winning guitarist and singer. June 22, 8 p.m. $45-$65. 805-248-6274. chumashcasino.com. Chumash Casino Resort, 3400 E. Highway 246, Santa Ynez.

Santa Cruz hosts this open mic night. June 17, 8-11 p.m. Sweet Springs Saloon, 990 Los Osos Valley Rd., Los Osos, 805-439-0969.

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in capital black block letters, and an expressionless plain white costume mask,” according to his bio, but “more recently, he has switched to a plain white bucket no longer bearing the KFC logo.

He also incorporates nunchucks, robot dancing, and toy trading into his stage performances.” One thing that hasn’t changed is he’s still a guitar shredder!

Iconic folk heroes The Kingston Trio play the Fremont on Saturday, June 16 (9 p.m.; all ages; $25 to $40 at eventbrite.com and Boo Boo’s). This year marks the group’s 61st anniversary, and though the three original members have passed on (except for Bob Shane, who at 84 no longer performs), the current lineup keeps it in the family with Josh Reynolds—son of original member Nick Reynolds—performing with Mike Marvin and Tim Gorelangton. Expect the hits, such as “M.T.A.,” “Tom Dooley,” “Scotch and Soda,” “Greenback Dollar,” “A Worried Man,” and more.

More music …

Sun-drenched California indie-pop act Fialta plays Concerts in the Plaza on Friday, June 15 (5:30 p.m.; all ages; free) in the SLO Mission Plaza. Made up of two married couples, the multiinstrumentalists are great songwriters!

The Last Stage West and Toro Creek Event Center welcome back awardwinning Native American artists The Cody Blackbird Band this Friday, June 15 (6 p.m.; all ages). Blackbird— of Eastern Band Cherokee and Roma descent—plays traditional Native American flute, which he blends with

blues and classic rock. He’s also the son of Thomas Blackbird, “an accomplished American Indian Cowboy poet who traveled the country through the ’80s and ’90s,” according to his bio.

Groovy local alt-rock act Carbon City Lights plays an outdoor concert on the green at Los Osos Sea Pines Golf Resort this Saturday, June 16 (2 to 6 p.m.; all ages; free). They’re new to our area but have six albums to their credit, which— according to their press materials—“ring with influences of Dave Matthews Band, Pearl Jam, and Coldplay.”

Deep-voiced Sam Pace and the Gilded Grit play the Frog and Peach Pub this Sunday, June 17—a stop on their 60-date North American tour in support of their new album Judgment Eve. Pace’s new video for his song “Undertow” revels in a dark blues with a gritty Nick Cave vibe.

Tony, Grammy, and Olivier Awardwinning hit musical Jersey Boys, the story of Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons, comes to Cal Poly’s Performing Arts Center for two nights, Tuesday, June 19, and Wednesday, June 20 (7:30 p.m.; 12-and-older; tickets at calpolyarts.org or by calling (805) 7564849). Hear hits such as “Sherry,” “Big Girls Don’t Cry,” “Oh, What A Night,” “Walk Like A Man,” “Can’t Take My Eyes Off of You,” “Working My Way Back to You,” and many more. ∆ Keep up with New Times Senior Staff Writer Glen Starkey via Twitter at twitter. com/glenstarkey, friend him at facebook. com/glenstarkey, or contact him at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.

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Get bubbly at Gopher Glen

Learn to make your own natural and pure soaps in small personal batches at the Gopher Glen Organic Apple Farm on June 29, from 6:30 to 8 p.m.

Students will learn how to follow soap recipes and how different ingredients can affect soaps, and can take their own bar of soap home with them.

The class is limited to 25 people for an intimate and more detailed experience.

The class costs $45 per person, and participants will also be treated to refreshments, fresh fruit, homemade cider, and a look at the new farm store, which will not be open until the weekend of June 30. See the Gopher Glen Organic Apple Farm events page on Facebook for more details.

Awaken the spirit within you

Every fourth Friday of the month, intuitive artist Rachel Hurd hosts an artistic reading at the Halcyon Store post office.

Intuitive artists channel angels, spirit guides, or just energies or feelings from the client, themselves, or elsewhere, into art, specifically for the client.

Hurd will take clients through the process of meditating and setting intentions for their session. Then Hurd will draw images that come through for her, including animal guides and spiritual images.

These sessions start at $30 for 30 minutes and increase by $1 per minute. Each portrait is unique depending on the client and can offer many different insights. Beginning dates for these events are June 29 and July 27. See Intuitive Art

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Experience the Dana Adobe magic

From 1 to 4 p.m. every Sunday through the end of July, enjoy free, guided tours of the Dana Adobe. The Dana Adobe is the oldest home in San Luis Obispo County.

The tour will provide guests with an educational experience and will explore the culture, history, and ecology of early 19th century America, specifically focusing on the Rancho era in California.

Donations are welcomed, but these tours are free. Donations will go toward conservation of the historic Dana Adobe and will fund educational programs, and other events provided by the DANA Adobe Cultural Center. See the Dana Adobe events page on Facebook for more details. Δ —Delany Burk

PHOTOS COURTESY OF CENTRAL COAST COMEDY THEATER

Central Coast Comedy Theater to open performance space in downtown SLO

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fter two years of making the people of San Luis Obispo County laugh, Central Coast Comedy Theater owner Sabrina Pratt is putting it all on the line. But she needs a little help.

With a solid history of teaching the art of improv and making audiences laugh at shows at Kreuzberg Coffee Co. in San Luis Obispo and at The Libertine in Morro Bay, Pratt is now ready to find the theater group its very own home in downtown SLO. “I’ve been steadily working toward this,” Pratt said. “It’s just getting going, and we’re getting our feet under us.”

Pratt, with the help of friends and investors, has saved $25,000 toward securing a space in the downtown area to use as a 50-seat black box theater and rehearsal space. She’s asking the community to meet her halfway. A GoFundMe campaign Pratt recently launched is seeking to raise an additional $25,000. She’s hoping to meet that goal by the end of June and open the new theater space sometime this summer.

“We don’t have a comedy club at all in San Luis Obispo,” Pratt said. “I want to bring in names that people recognize. It’s just good for performing arts to have professional artists coming through.”

Pratt, who cut her teeth in improv comedy at the Second City Theater in Chicago, went part time this year at her job teaching drama at Atascadero High School in order to focus more on Central Coast Comedy Theater. This month will mark some of her last days as a teacher as Pratt looks to focus on expanding the theater full time. The new venue will serve as a performance and rehearsal space for the theater’s ensemble improve group. Pratt will also host comedy classes and workshops there.

She also plans to make the space available for other performing arts groups in the area.

“The more we have going on in the arts, the more people come,” Pratt said. “We’re building our market together.”

Pratt said the theater group will host a fundraiser show on June 20 with comedian Cary Farrow headlining. The venue is still to be determined. Farrow will also teach a workshop at Ignite Movement Studio in Morro Bay during his time on the Central Coast.

Pratt said she hopes that people in SLO County will see this as a chance to be a part of something everyone can build together.

“This is an opportunity to invest in the community actively,” Pratt said. “It’s a priority for me to make it open for other groups. I want to share this space. It’s really important to me to have a collaborative arts community.

It’s an opportunity to invest in artists who are developing. It’s something different than anything that’s being offered.” Δ Arts Editor Ryah Cooley is laughing out loud at rcooley@newtimesslo.com.

A PLACE FOR LAUGHTER Sabrina Pratt, of Central Coast Comedy Theater (right) pictured performing with Patrick McElroy and Emily Langston at Kreuzberg Coffee Co. as part of the SLO Comedy Festival in January. Pratt is currently raising funds to open a theater space in downtown SLO.

For a good time, call …

For more information on Central Coast Comedy Theater’s classes, workshops, and performances visit centralcoastcomedytheater.com. The theater group will host a fundraiser show June 20 with comedian Cary Farrow headlining.

The venue is still to be determined. Farrow will also teach a workshop at Ignite Movement Studio in Morro Bay. To donate to the theater’s GoFundMe campaign, visit gofundme.com/ccctneeds-a-space.

FUNNY WOMAN Sabrina Pratt, a drama teacher at Atascadero High School, who trained at the Second City Theater in Chicago, started Central Coast Comedy Theater more than a year ago and now has plans to expand the business.

THE GANG’S ALL HERE Central Coast Comedy Theater’s proposed new space in downtown SLO will allow for its ensemble improv group to have its own rehearsal space and perform regular shows.

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HARD KNOCK LIFE Annie (Liana Lindsey, center) is a girl with a note and half a locket from her birth parents, hoping they’ll rescue her from a miserable life at an orphanage.

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or those in need of a dose of optimism and good vibes, take your bottom dollar and head to the San Only a Luis Obispo Repertory day away Theatre to see the SLO Repertory Theatre’s classic heartwarming production of Annie! the musical Annie! musical will show through Based on the July 1. Tickets range from popular 1920s Harold $20 to $38. Visit slorep.org Gray comic strip Little for more information.

Orphan Annie, the show, which opened on Broadway in 1977, features music

by Charles Strouse, lyrics by Martin Charnin, and a book by Thomas Meehan.

Locally, Zach Johnson (2017’s Oliver!) directs and choreographs the SLO Rep SOMETHING WAS MISSING After production, with Mark Robertshaw spending the holidays together, bachelor (2017’s The All Night Strut) helming the and millionaire Oliver Warbucks (Ben musical direction of the show.

Abbot) starts to feel paternal toward Annie It’s the Great Depression on the East (Liana Lindsey).

Coast, and Annie (local Liana Lindsey in her inaugural performance with holiday season at Warbucks’ palatial home.

SLO Rep) is a plucky 10-year-old girl Abbot is charming in his initial aloofness whose parents left her at an orphanage and awkwardness as Warbucks around the as a baby with half a locket and a note outgoing and precocious 10 year-old girl, promising to return for her one day. but he warms up quick to the idea of being Despite nearly a decade passing since a paternal figure. then, Annie is able to take that love But there are a few bumps in the road she feels from two people she can’t even on the way to happily ever after, of course. remember and funnel it toward taking Annie just can’t let go of the idea that care of and cheering on the other girls her parents might just still be out there, in the orphanage, who are constantly at looking for her, prompting a nationwide odds with the tyrannical Miss Hannigan search that pulls in schemers like Miss (Suzy Newman, who recently directed Hannigan’s brother, Rooster (Mike Lost in Yonkers and serves as the capital Fiore, Lost in Yonkers), and his lady, Lily campaign coordinator for the theatre’s (Felicia Hall, A Christmas Story), looking proposed new building), who runs the to make a quick buck. orphanage.

Even though it’s been close to 100 years Lindsey and the girls bring energy and since the comic strip Little Orphan Annie radiance to classic musical numbers like “It’s made its debut, show director Johnson the Hard Knock Life” and the much loved notes that something about the character “Tomorrow.” Newman is deliciously evil and Annie still resonates with people.

“Her adventures with Daddy Warbucks inept as the booze-swilling Miss Hannigan. continue to inspire us,” Johnson wrote The set transforms from an orphanage in the director’s note for the musical’s with bunk beds to the streets of New York with brightly colored signs advertising late- program. “I believe Annie will be around as long as people continue to hope and night diners, to the home of bachelor and dream, and as long as they need to know millionaire Oliver Warbucks (Ben Abbot, that ‘the sun’ll come out tomorrow.’” ∆ an actor with roots at PCPA making his debut performance with SLO Rep) with Arts Editor Ryah Cooley can be found on plush furniture. Annie is selected as the Easy Street at rcooley@newtimesslo.com. orphan who will spend the Christmas

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Sins of the mother W This nuclear family is bubbling over with secrets, and this supernatural story takes cues from Rosemary’s Baby, The Omen, and The Exorcist—all worthy influences.

My problem is I don’t believe in the devil or the occult, so it’s hard to become scared of those ideas, but I still really enjoyed the atmospherics, acting, and direction.

Glen Even though I’ve determined I Aster, who until now has only written can’t be frightened by movies anymore, I and directed short films, has an auteur’s still like to try, and I can say this about vision. I’ll definitely go out of my way to Hereditary: It’s doing everything right! see his next film, and I highly recommend It’s moody—a slow burn of tension and this one. foreboding. When it resorts to sparingly Anna I also find occult-themed films can’t used jump scares, they’re get me to that truly tovery effective. The acting the-bones level of fright, hEREDITARY is stupendous! Collette but I imagine if you’re a What’s it rated? R is fantastic, playing believer in such things, What’s it worth, Anna? Full price Annie as a woman on Hereditary may serve What’s it worth, Glen? Full price the brink of a meltdown, you on a whole other Where’s it showing? Downtown who internalizes so much level than it did me. That Centre, Galaxy, Park, Stadium 10 that her raw emotions being said, this taut, can’t help but burst out quietly electric film did have me riveted uncontrollably. Likewise, Gabriel Byrne from the opening scene, and the next two plays her husband, Steve, with a quiet hours were spent puzzling out what was resignation. He knows Annie’s been really going on with these characters, through a lot and is often on edge, and this house, and their psyches. Colette is he does his best to understand, but he’s fantastic as Annie, a sought-after artist close to his own breaking point. Kids of miniatures, and the rapidly devolving can be eerily scary, and Milly Shapiro world she lives in morphs her into someone as 13-year-old daughter Charlie is else entirely. Her relationship with family perfectly cast. She plays a quirky child, is less than easy, and early on we learn odd-looking, off-putting, and in some nonthat her mother was less of a friend and specific way differently abled. Alex Wolff more of a burden in her life. Her mother is her brooding older teenage brother and Charlie also shared a sort of secret Peter, who feels put-upon to include connection, a point Annie finds both Charlie in his mostly awkward social life. frustrating and disappointing. After her mother’s funeral, Annie asks Steve, “Should I feel sadder?”

CREEPY Soon it becomes evident that Charlie (a while her mother may be gone perfectly from this world, she isn’t gone cast Milly from Annie’s thoughts, and she Shapiro) exhibits starts to feel haunted by the increasingly memories lurking around every troubling corner. Her relationship with behavior.

Peter is a delicate balancing act. She’s so frightened of doing wrong that she’s frozen, and therefore a somewhat cold yet oddly demanding mother to him. The relationships in this film are the meat of it, and Aster has pulled off a complicated and delicate riter-director Ari Aster, in his feature-length debut, helms this supernatural horror story about Annie Graham (Toni Collette), who after her mother, Ellen, dies begins noticing strange goings on while simultaneously examining her family’s disturbing history. (127 min.)

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DEVIL’S DEBT Annie (Toni Collette) watches in horror as her loved one spontaneously bursts into flames.

weaving of both fright and family.

Glen This really is fine filmmaking.

Annie’s miniatures mirror her life. She uses the dioramas as a kind of journal or diary, chronicling everything around her. With her gallery breathing down her neck to see her progress before her next show, it just increases her stress.

I don’t want to burden Aster with the label “Hitchcockian,” but he’s got some important foreshadowing going on (and a penchant for including Hitchcockesque tension-filled music—think raw-nerved composer Bernard Herrmann-lite).

When Charlie is lightly rebuked by her teacher for not doing her assignment, a bird crashes into the classroom window.

Charlie is later seen picking it up and mutilating it in a way that gains importance as the tale continues. In another scene, Peter’s teacher is talking about a Greek tragedy and asking his students what would be more tragic: having free will and making the bad choices that lead to the tragedy, or not having free will, making the tragedy inevitable? That’s at the heart of this story: Is what befalls Annie and her family preordained? Aster moves the camera around Annie’s miniatures, sometimes flawlessly shifting from them into the life-size rooms they’re based on, and Aster also frequently uses tilt-shift

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ADRIFT What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Rental Where’s it showing? Stadium 10, Park Baltasar Kormákur (Contraband, 2 Guns, Everest) directs this true story of survival about Tami Oldham (Shailene Woodley) and Richard Sharp (Sam Clafin), two free-spirited lovers and avid sailors who set off to cross an ocean only to encounter a catastrophic hurricane that leaves their sailboat in ruins and Richard gravely injured. Can Tami find the will to save them?

Imagine if romance novelist Nicholas Sparks (The Notebook, The Choice, The Best of Me) decided to write a disaster-at-sea story and you’ll have a pretty good idea about Adrift. It opens post disaster, as

Tami awakens in the hold of a sailboat half submerged in water, a large cut on her head and badly bruised. She’s frantically searching for her fiancé, Richard, but she also knows she has to pump out the water before her boat sinks.

From there, the film proceeds to flash back five months to when Tami meets Richard. The film repeatedly moves through time, cutting between their romance and her struggle to survive and help a severely injured Richard, who can do nothing to help Tami besides provide advice and emotional support.

The romance part of the film is pretty sappy, and the disaster part of the film is fairly harrowing, but compared to what I consider the gold standard of lost-at-sea films, Robert Redford’s phenomenal All is

Lost (2013), Adrift is just OK. There’s plenty of drama, and Tami’s struggle to survive and save Richard and herself is certainly potent, but the film relies too much on emotional manipulation. As a true story, it’s an amazing tale of survival, but as a film, it’s good but not great. What really saves the film is a raw, powerful, and committed performance by Woodley.

Director Kormákur knows his way around seafaring disaster—his The Deep (2012) is about a fisherman trying to survive after his boat capsizes off the coast of Iceland—but his CGI storm in Adrift isn’t as impressive as the CGI of The Perfect Storm (2000).

It’s all these little things that undermine Adrift: The romance feels too easy, even with the argument about whether the

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camera tricks to make the real world look like a miniature. Is Annie no more able to control her destiny than the tiny figures she creates for her dioramas? If you’re like me, you won’t be frightened by the film’s supernatural elements, but you will be wowed by the skillful execution of a dread-filled tragedy.

Anna The great thing about a film like this is that it can work for folks outside of its obvious reach; while I may not be ripe for the obscure world of the occult, I certainly can enjoy a film about the fray— the mind obscured by loss and loneliness, tricks we play on ourselves because of lack of sleep, lack of understanding, lack of self in the most frightening way. All of these characters become live nerves eating away at each other— distant, then close, and then completely alien to one another.

It’s a world of seclusion, and I must say the house they inhabit breathes both the grandiose and the claustrophobic that sets an ambiance of unknowing. While it didn’t grab me in the on-the-edge-of-my-seat sort of way I dream of, Hereditary hits with a boom and a bang, eerily scary and with a haunting quietness that hisses even in its final reveal. ∆ Split Screen is written by Senior Staff Writer Glen Starkey and his wife, Anna.

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REVIEW SCORIng FULL PRICE .... It’s worth the price of an evening show MATInEE ........ Save a few bucks, catch an afternoon show REnTAL .......... Rent it STREAMIng.... Wait ’til netflix has it nOThIng ........ Don’t waste your time couple should accept $10,000 and two first-class return tickets from San Diego to Tahiti in exchanges for piloting the luxury sailboat to California for Richard’s friends, a rich British couple; the CGI is good but not great, leading to distraction and pulling viewers out of the drama; and there’s a twist near the end that won’t be a surprise for those familiar with Tami’s adventure, but that might seem like a gimmick or trick to those—like me—who were unfamiliar with her tale.

It’s a film that’s worth seeing, and if you’re a fan of the genre, hit a matinee, but I think I would have been pleasantly surprised to rent this film at Redbox or even wait for it to show up on a streaming service. (120 min.)

—Glen Starkey

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What’s it rated? PG-13 Where’s it showing? Palm, Bay, Fair Oaks, Stadium 10, Galaxy Diane (Diane Keaton) is recently widowed after 40 years of marriage.

Vivian (Jane Fonda) enjoys her men with no strings attached. Sharon (Candice Bergen) is still working through a decadesold divorce. Carol’s (Mary Steenburgen) marriage is in a slump after 35 years. Four lifelong friends’ lives are turned upside down to hilarious ends when their book club tackles the infamous Fifty Shades of Grey. From discovering new romance to rekindling old flames, they inspire each other to make their next chapter the best chapter. (104 min.)

—Paramount Pictures

What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Full Price Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Stadium 10, Park, Galaxy David Leitch (Atomic Blonde) directs this sequel about irreverent former mercenary-turned-mutant superhero Wade “Deadpool” Wilson (Ryan Reynolds), who this time around convenes a team of fellow mutants to protect a supernaturally-gifted young boy, Russell “Firefist” Collins (Julian Dennison), from the vengeful, time-traveling mutant Cable (Josh Brolin).

Deadpool 2 makes fun of itself, Superman, the X-Men, the Marvel Universe, Marvel’s competitor DC Comics,

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DISOBEDIENCE What’s it rated? R Where’s it showing? The Palm From Sebastián Lelio, the director of the Academy Awardwinning A Fantastic Woman, this film follows a woman as she returns to the community that shunned her decades earlier for an attraction to a childhood friend. Once back, their passions reignite as they explore the boundaries of faith and sexuality. Written by Lelio and Rebecca Lenkiewicz and based on Naomi Alderman’s book, the film stars Rachel Weisz, Rachel McAdams, and Alessandro Nivola. (114 min.)

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HOTEL ARTEMIS What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Matinee

Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Stadium 10, Park, Galaxy In this dystopian thriller set in Los Angeles in the year 2028, Jodie Foster (The Silence of the Lambs, Contact, Panic Room) plays The Nurse, who runs a secret, members-only hospital for criminals with the assistance of Everest, a bulky, intimidating orderly played by Dave Bautista (Guardians of the Galaxy, Spectre, Blade Runner: 2049). In anticipation of the biggest riot the city has ever faced, Nurse and Everest seem well prepared for the worst of circumstances, ready to attend to any and all needs of their niche clientele. But as the night progresses, their confidence wears thin, partly due to the impromptu arrival of the mysterious Wolf King (Jeff Goldblum, The Fly, Jurassic Park, Independence Day) the city’s most powerful crime boss.

With a concept of this stature, it’s hard to believe Hotel Artemis isn’t a spin-off of an already ongoing franchise or based off of another property. The nicknames first-time director Drew Pearce (whose screenwriting credits include Iron Man 3 and Mission: Impossible-Rogue Nation) designates to each of his characters, for instance, sound like they were lifted straight from the pages of a graphic novel or the line-up of a Mortal Kombat-esque fighting game.

Nurse, Everest, and Wolf King aside, the rest of the ensemble is made up of the hospital’s patients and referred to only by the names of which rooms they stay in (to keep their real identities anonymous amongs each other). Each

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room of the Artemis is themed (think Madonna Inn) and the trend seems to be vacation destinations. The guests include Waikiki (Sterling K. Brown, The People v. O.J. Simpson), a master thief, Acapulco (Charlie Day, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Horrible Bosses, Pacific Rim), an illegal arms dealer, and Nice (Sofia Boutella, The Mummy, Atomic Blonde), a professional assassin. We don’t really get backstories, but their collisions with each other throughout the night reveal enough about what makes them tick.

Although I’m giving Artemis a matinee, as it’s definitely a lot of fun but far from perfect, I actually recommend seeing it late at night (if ever). It’s destined to become a film many will discover on the Syfy channel at 2 a.m. on a weekday— the definition of achieving cult status nowadays. What Artemis succeeds at best is echoing those bombastically violent, futuristic satires of the late ‘80s, especially the ones from director Paul Verhoeven (RoboCop, Total Recall). It’s a lost genre, minus the remakes, and I hope Artemis helps resurface it. (97 min.)

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nevertheless important framer of American democracy. But behind every great man, there is a strong woman, When? 2008 the condescending platitude goes, What’s it rated? TV-14 and so to not mention Laura Linney’s Where’s it available? Amazon performance as Abigail Adams would be an impeachable high crime indeed.

Prime, YouTube, and iTunes Rightly considered a “founding mother,” or those like myself who discovered Abigail’s remonstrances of her husband’s the series way too late, it came as blunders make up some of the shows a surprise that the incredibly potent best, most intimate scenes. Giamatti and biopic miniseries John Adams—starring Linney together both lionize and humanize Paul Giamatti, about early America, these larger-than-life figures, and even flip off the wigs and petticoats to get hot presidential power, and the personal and heavy at one point (don’t worry, the cost of politics—came out all the way scene is far from explicit). back in 2008, before the 2016 election The show opens up with a season. Much like the presidents of that time, George W. Bush and Barack Obama, pivotal moment that helped spur the Revolutionary War—the Boston the historical John Adams has come to Massacre. The scene is darkly ominous, mean many things to many people, and HBO’s miniseries based on the historically with Adams arriving to bloody men lying inspired novel by David McCullough seeks on cobblestone. I’m not sure the real Adams was there, but what he did do to explore this complex character. was defend the British soldiers in court, Giamatti truly carries this sevenhelping them dodge a murder charge. part cinematic series as the idealistic, While he wasn’t popular at the moment bombastic, temperamental, and for it, and his cousin Samuel PHOTO COURTESY OF HBO Adams (Danny Huston) was already seeding revolutionary sentiments after the verdict, Adams was seen as defender of law and reason of the highest order. The first episode ends with him getting nominated to serve on the Continental Congress.

The episodes that deal with the early Congress and the authoring of the Declaration of Independence will suck you in, as Adams meets Benjamin Franklin, astoundingly realized by John UNIMPEACHABLE Dossett; Thomas Jefferson, PERFORMANCE Paul Giamatti played by a calm yet piercing (pictured left) stars as the titular Stephen Dillane; and of course George Washington, character of HBO’s John Adams. whose portrayal by David

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Much of the action of the Revolutionary War happening in the middle act is not seen in John Adams, and why would it? Adams was overseas in Europe for much of that time as a diplomat, so the show focuses on his struggles with diplomacy and being away from his family, and Abigail’s trials at home with the kids, hearing cannon fire across the Boston bay.

Later, during Adams’ presidency, divisive partisanship rears its ugly head, cleverly illustrated by Adams, a federalist, and Jefferson, a rebellious Republican, whose friendship withers away over differing opinions. There are also great moments of Adams’ famously fiery rage at his cabinet, largely inherited from Washington, including a wonderfully harsh berating of Alexander Hamilton (Rufus Sewell) that ends with a perfect, “Good day sir!” from Giamatti. While the show may try to paint Adams in a softer light than he might deserve, it’s also bold in exploring his weaknesses, like the trials he put his family through, including his estranged son Charles Adams.

Whether you think presidential politics is too crazy these days, or you’re hopelessly addicted to the drama of the news cycle, John Adams is a fun look back at what it means to be commander in chief in a time when people were doing it for the first time. It’s also a beautiful cinematic experience with a compelling musical score, so if you can’t make time for this show, well, sir or madam, I say to you, good day! Δ —Joe Payne

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What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Rental Where’s it showing? The Palm From Director Dominic Cooke (The Hollow and Crimes) and writer Ian McEwan (Atonement) comes the drama On Chesil Beach, based on McEwan’s best selling novel. The story centers on a young couple (Saiorse Ronan, Lady Bird, and Billy Howle, The Sense of an Ending) from drastically different backgrounds in the summer of 1962 in and around Oxford, England.

Following the pair through their charming first stages of romance, audiences see the lovers through to their wedding night and the aftermath over the next several decades.

Guys, I’m just going to say it. This movie is a big, fat bummer. I love me a period piece, all things British, and even a good cathartic cry that comes with watching a real tearjerker of a movie. Be warned, there is no resolution or even a sense of emotional release for viewers of On Chesil Beach. If nothing else, it’s an interesting character study in different kinds of love outside of the socially accepted norm, sexuality, past trauma, and our limitations as human beings to effectively communicate our wants and needs.

After a happenstance meeting, new graduates Florence (Ronan) and Edward (Howle) are smitten and inseparable, despite Florence coming from a family of means and Edward coming from a struggling middle-class family, with a mother who suffers from memory loss due to a tragic accident. Florence sweetly and persistently forms a relationship with Edward’s mom anyway, through art. Meanwhile Edward adoringly watches Florence, an accomplished concert violinist practice with her quartet.

McEwan and Cooke only drop a handful of tiny breadcrumbs here and there to alert their audience to the tragedy that is to come, with most centering on Florence. We see Florence

YOU’RE IT! In Tag a group of friends continues a lifelong game, at the expense of potentially ruining one of their own’s wedding day. gently pushing Edward’s hand off her thigh at the movie theater, while young couples all around them grope one another and make out. In another scene Florence’s shoulders visibly tense up as her father places a hand on her back by way of greeting at the dinner table. A distraught Florence and her younger sister read a book aloud together that describes the physical logistics of sex between a man and a woman.

And when a member of her quartet asks who Edward, Florence’s fiancée at this point, is, she brushes him off and doesn’t really answer.

If nothing else, On Chesil Beach makes a good case for people redefining love and life on their own terms, while acknowledging the sad truth that sometimes even love isn’t enough to make things work. (110 min.)

—Ryah Cooley

RBG What’s it rated? PG What’s it worth? Full Price Where’s it showing? The Palm RBG is a must-see documentary chronicling Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s improbable life and career, superbly highlighting her heroic litigation in the 1970s to overturn laws that discriminated by gender, her tenure on the Supreme Court that’s been defined by her scathing dissents, and the ways in which she’s inspired a new generation of women, becoming a cultural phenomenon at the ripe age of 85.

Beyond those highlights, RBG offers a poignant portrayal of Ginsburg as a person, her reserved and steely yet sweet temperament, and her genuinely beautiful marriage.

Filmmakers Betsy West and Julie Cohen really capture Ginsburg’s humanity through interviews with her, her friends, and family members, which add a valuable layer of depth to the documentary.

Ginsburg, a Brooklyn native, entered Harvard Law School in 1956 as one of nine women in a class of 500. She juggled her coursework with caring for both her baby and her husband, who had fallen ill with cancer (but ultimately survived). After graduating, she struggled to find law work as a female professional, despite being at the top of her class. Ginsburg eventually became a professor at Columbia University, where she pioneered a class on

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gender discrimination.

In the ’70s, Ginsburg argued a series of discrimination cases before the U.S. Supreme Court. Here, West and Cohen manage to make what could have been a dry rundown of court cases compelling and dramatic. They tracked down the plaintiffs on these cases, who had faced gender-based discrimination ranging from unequal pay to unequal benefits as military service members. RBG weaves original audio from Ginsburg’s oral arguments with commentary from Ginsburg and others to drive home the historical significance of those cases.

Almost singlehandedly, Ginsburg changed the legal landscape for all women in the country.

RBG begins and ends with exploring her legacy, particularly among the newest generation of Americans. As the Supreme Court turned more and more conservative in the early 2000s, Ginsburg’s dissenting opinions became her signature and drew attention from young progressives. At 85 years old today, her spunk and sharp intellect are widely adored. T-shirts labeled “Notorious RBG” have become a hit, and goofy web images with her face imprinted on various superheroes have gone viral on the Internet. You’d be hard pressed to find a more important living American icon than RBG, and this documentary proves it. (97 minutes) —Peter Johnson

SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY

What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Matinee Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Sunset Drive-In, Stadium 10, Park, Galaxy Ron Howard (Splash, Cocoon, Backdraft, Apollo 13, A Beautiful Mind, The Da Vinci Code) directs this Han Solo (Alden Ehreneich) origin story, set long before the rebellion, which explores how the cocky pilot met both Chewbacca (Joonas Suotamo) and notorious gambler Lando Calrissian (Donald Glover). The film also stars Woody Harrelson as Tobias Beckett, a smuggler; Thandie Newton as Tobias’ wife Val Beckett; Emilia Clarke as Qi’ra, Han’s childhood friend; Paul Bettany as crime lord Dryden Vos; Jon Favreau as alien Rio Durant; and Linda Hunt as the voice of Lady Proxima.

Solo started with two different directors who were fired over “creative differences” before Howard took over, so there’s a somewhat disjointed and uneven PHOTO COURTESY OF DISNEY/PIXAR artistic vision here, but that doesn’t stop the film from SUPER DUPER In Incredibles 2, everyone’s being a lot of fun. favorite family of superheroes must work together We meet Han and with Frozone to defeat a new villain.

Qi’ra living in a slum and dreaming of getting out.

The opening set piece is a rousing chase and escape in which we see both Han’s recklessness and bravado.

Things don’t quite go as planned, and Han ends up in the imperial army, where his wisecracking nature does him no favors, but that’s also where he meets Tobias and Chewy, who team up for a big heist that leads to another big set piece, this one involving a cargo train.

There’s plenty of action, lots of one-liners, and showdowns between the

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good guys and the bad guys, not to mention some double crosses and surprises.

In the same tradition of Episodes IV through VI, Solo offers up a classic space Western. It’s not going to win any prizes for originality, but for Star Wars nerds, reverence for the series pays off here as we see the little bits of Han’s backstory we’ve learned from the original films play out. I was wholly entertained.

Frankly, I wasn’t sure about Ehreneich as Han. I grew up watching Harrison Ford and I couldn’t imagine anyone else in the role. There is a passing resemblance between the young Ford and Ehreneich, but instead of doing an impersonation of Ford as Han, Ehreneich makes the character his own.

Glover, on the other hand, seems intent on channeling Billy Dee Williams as Lando Calrissian, but he does it so well, it’s a treat to watch. Glover’s star is certainly shining brightly right now. He was great as the host of Saturday Night Live a few weeks ago, and his music video for “This is America” has people talking.

These two characters are interesting enough and the actors have so much natural chemistry together that I would happily see another film with the pair. The story ends in a way that’s begging for a sequel, and I’d love to see Lando and Han meet for another adventure.

Solo is basically a popcorn movie— uncomplicated, emotionally one note, and with little more than entertainment in mind.

It’s not the kind of film that sticks with you or challenges viewers in any way, but if you’re looking for an engaging space romp, I think Solo delivers. Be warned, however; it’s one of those rare films with a higher rottentomatoes.com critic rating (71 percent) than audience score (59 percent), so not everyone has liked the film as much a I have.

If you’re the rare person who’s new to the Star Wars franchise, you’d be better off starting here rather than the joyless Episode I: The Phantom Menace. Solo at least knows how to have fun. (145 min.)

—Glen Starkey

SUPERFLY What’s it rated? R Where’s it showing? Galaxy Superfly—the film that helped define a genre in its characters, look, sound, and feel—is reimagined with Director X, director of legendary music videos (Drake, Rihanna), introducing it to a new generation. The screenplay is by Alex Tse. (108 min.)

—Columbia Pictures

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This year, the game coincides with the wedding of their only undefeated player, which should finally make him an easy target. But he knows they’re coming ... and he’s ready. (100 min.) Δ —Warner Bros. Pictures

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been called in for jury duty.

That changes in May when I get my summons in the mail. I head down to the Santa Maria courthouse on May 21. After ost of my experience in a long day of answering questions from courtrooms has been that of lawyers with a large group of strangers an observer rather than a called up for jury duty, I am asked to take participant. a seat with 14 other folks as a juror in the I’ve lost count of the number of trials trial of Julia Di Sineo, a Solvang wildlife I’ve covered in my career as a reporter, rescuer charged with 10 misdemeanors and save for the odd traffic ticket or two, as the result of a year-long acrimonious I’ve rarely found myself taking part in feud with her neighbors. I am the actual proceedings. finally going to get a better Whether it’s a high-profile idea of what goes on outside Civic duty murder trial or a contentious of the courtroom.

For more information civil case, there’s always a After about a week of about serving jury duty in palpable feeling of tension California, visit courts.ca.gov. proceedings, which include and anticipation when it witness testimony from both comes time for a jury to sides, the prosecutor and Di render a verdict. Between the time they Sineo’s defense attorney make their final walk out to deliberate after closing arguments and we are remanded to a statements to the moment when the small room behind the courtroom to begin accused rises to hear that verdict, the rest our deliberations. of us must patiently wait while the jurors I am not sure what to expect when go about their work, locked away from our we finally walk into the jury room to prying eyes. deliberate. If you haven’t served on That process has always been mysterious a jury before, all you have to go on is for me. I wondered what went on out of view dramatizations on television and the from those of us in the gallery, the lawyers, movies. Would there be yelling and and the judge. Even after the verdict is impassioned arguments like those read, you can’t help but wonder how the 12 in Twelve Angry Men? The answer, people quietly taking in the proceedings unsurprisingly, is no. The actual work came to their conclusion. For all the trials of deliberating verdicts on each of the I’ve written about over the years, I’d never charges is relatively straightforward.

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We have instructions from the judge and all the evidence, and with a little organization, we hold that evidence up to the scrutiny and ask ourselves if it is enough to prove, without reasonable doubt, that Di Sineo is guilty.

Our deliberations are respectful and thoughtful, and I believe we leave that room feeling that we made the right call after careful consideration of the evidence. We find Di Sineo not guilty on seven of the 10 charges, and guilty on three of them. In a time where so much of our interactions with our fellow American citizens consist of arguing with one another on the internet, it seems like a happy miracle of sorts that a group of 12 relative strangers can come to a

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In a world were we seem to always be busy with something, it’s easy to look at the jury duty summons in the mail and grumble in frustration about how it might disrupt your life and begin thinking of a convincing excuse to try and get out of it. But I’d suggest that you answer that summons with an open mind and give being on a jury a shot. Why not do your civic duty and engage in that fascinating and very human process. I know I’m glad I did. Δ Staff Writer Chris McGuinness can be reached at cmcguinness@newtimesslo.com.

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o Janis Joplin, Dick Dale, and Keith Richards walk into a tap room.

There is no punchline. This is simply the reality of Avila Beach’s newest hangout, brought to you by the friendly, funky folks at Libertine Brewing Company.

Enter this sunny space and you’ll likely find Libertine Founder Tyler Clark pouring beers and slinging stories (ask about the vintage 1960s short board on the wall, or the collage featuring the stars of Home Alone, Elton John, and Snoop Dogg).

With two successful locations in Morro Bay and San Luis Obispo—plus a Santa Maria packing and aging facility crammed to the gills—Clark hasn’t had too much time to brew these days.

Still, he’s got time to get back to perhaps his second-favorite job: spinning fat stacks of vinyl while his customers sip.

“It’s not too shabby,” Clark says of Avila Beach, with its calm waters, iconic pier, and ridiculously perfect weather.

With a dozen taps featuring Libertine’s dynamic small-batch wild ales, a shelf full of beautiful bottles wrapped in rebellious labels, and two screens simultaneously playing surf videos and disc golf YouTube clips, this taproom is all about getting back to basics.

“It’s small, one person behind the bar,”

MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE Sip wild and non-sour beer, watch some surf videos or play a rousing game of Mario Kart at the new Avila Beach Libertine taproom.

WILD TIDE You will not find seashells or quaint “this way to the beach” ephemera at Libertine’s third taproom location.

The bold Avila Beach hangout features a dozen taps, video game corner, breezy patio, and quirky vinyl selections.

BEACH BREWER Libertine Brewing Company Founder Tyler Clark, above, can be found spinning yarns and records in between pouring beers at the new Avila Beach location, located at 90 San Miguel St.

Clark says of the new digs. “You can taste good to just slow down and check the tide.

“We have our main ideals, but we are through our beers; it’s just very simple. a fluid business, and we tend to allow We’re not looking to brew more beer right the market to dictate what we do and now; we just want to take the beer we where we go,” Clark says, adding that make and share it, person to person.”

You can also grab a 16-ounce crowler to he’ll continue to offer beer yoga and beach cleanup events at the new space. go, kick back with a round of Mario Kart, Crazy, but just six years ago, the or chill on the patio and people watch. brewery began with Clark’s mantra Listening to records on a Thursday to craft terroir-driven wild ales that afternoon provided a welcome respite buck the status quo. Now, Libertine is from deadline drudgery: I discovered producing around 20,000 barrels a year, and fell in love with the tart, refreshing with distribution in 20 states, plus a Bikiwi Bottom wild ale as well as presence in Italy, England, Sweden, and the Avila Beach Blonde, a new clean the Netherlands. Plans to open a fourth collaboration between Libertine and SLO taproom location, this time in Santa Brew (yeah, they know it’s not sour).

Barbara, are in the works.

What you won’t find here is food, Per usual, the brewery continues to coffee, or Sunday brunch, three things push the envelope and venture past the that are famously available at the break: You’ll still find plenty of playful SLO Broad Street location. New to fruit, bold barrel aging, and a huge dose the adjoining Libertine coffee shop, of appreciation for you’ll also the region’s distinct find breakfast Beer, beach, booyah! epicurean offerings burritos hot Libertine Brewing Company is located at 90 San Miguel St. up on the chalk and ready at 7 in Avila Beach and open Monday to Thursday from 2 to board. a.m. Plus, you 8 p.m. and Friday from 2 to 9 p.m. plus Saturday and Sunday Recent local may not have from noon to 8 p.m. For more information on this and the collabs include a known—at other two locations in Morro Bay and San Luis Obispo, go to libertinebewing.com or call (805) 548-2337. non-sour IPA made least I didn’t— in partnership with that there’s a Figueroa Mountain, meeting space plus a slew of wine-centric offerings. around back, where larger parties can “We were one of the first in the hang, play pingpong, and celebrate area to really push the wine and beer events. collaboration thing, and it’s still pretty Sound like a lot? Well, it is. That’s why new,” Clark says. “We are always about a simple beach taproom feels like a nice celebrating what makes this area unique; reset button. it’s about lifting up and showcasing the Although Clark and his team have entire region.” found success with mega multitasking— Clark recommends the Pacific Ocean the flagship Morro Bay spot is stacked with barrels and features live music, food, Blue Gose collaboration, “fun and tasty for the summer months.” The tart, pink and 37 taps; downtown SLO, open since last February, features 76 taps, plus a cool hued, wild ale hybrid showcases grenache grapes procured from local Sans Liege ship room, and packed dining space—its

Wines and is brewed with Morro Bay water and wild yeast.

Also keep an eye out for collabs with Halter Ranch Winery and Claiborne and Churchill, among other partners in crime.

“At first, we would go to the wineries and some were a little confused by what we were doing. Now, wineries are coming to us,” Clark says.

That’s not all that’s coming to Libertine.

There are new customers and new friends, too. They are travelers and locals, some of whom are discovering these unique brews for the very first time. Throughout the interview, people continually walk by the large windows, peeking in, curious. The sound of surf guitar and laughter is hard to resist.

This is what happens when you find a flash of something brilliant on the beach.

Not quite a sand dollar or a starfish—but a warped yet lovely piece of sea glass. A message in a bottle.

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New this year: Check out a barrel toasting demonstration by Tonnellerie O of Napa, as well as two pop-up tastings led by local winemakers, which promises a behind-the-scenes look at the winemaking process. On June 22 and 23, the weekend unfolds with Passport to SLO Wine Country, encouraging us all to sip through picturesque tasting rooms while enjoying exclusive benefits. A full schedule of activities, lodging deals, and ticket info can be found at slowine.com.

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News Nibbles No student should go hungry: Cuesta College has opened a food pantry, and it’s already seen more than 400 visits in the past few weeks. The Cougar Food Pantry, located on the SLO campus, offers a convenient stop for food insecure students (Cuesta College campus is also a Food Bank distribution site). There are a variety of foods available to feed these young minds, including canned tuna, beans, quinoa, and other nonperishable items. The food pantry is open to currently enrolled students on Mondays from 2 to 4 p.m., Tuesdays from 10 a.m. to noon, Wednesdays from 8:30 to 10:30 a.m., and Thursdays from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. (located in room 5305; go to cuesta.edu for more info) … Just as Kelsey See Canyon Vineyards in SLO was preparing to release its new 2017 albariño, a rare white peacock flew into the vineyard. A local Edna Valley couple found the peacock wandering on their property and gave the bird to the winery, adding to Kelsey’s already famed peacock flock. The white bird, aptly named “Albariño,” (Al for short) now calls the winery grounds home. See for yourself (and taste the new albariño offerings at kelseywine.com). ∆ Hayley Thomas Cain believes all students should go to class feeling well fed and fueled. She can be reached at hthomas@newtimesslo.com.

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* Maximum Volume and Weight per garbage can: 35 Gallons / 40 pounds MISCELLANEOUS CHARGES – ALL CUSTOMERS: Returned Check Fee: $35.00 each BASIS FOR THE PROPOSED RATE INCREASES The Proposed Rate Increases are necessary for the Garbage Service to continue to provide safe and reliable solid waste removal, transportation and disposal services to the citizens of California Valley CSD. The increase is requested are due to increasing operational costs. Several factors have contributed to these increased costs, including, but not limited to, the rising costs associated with the operation of the Garbage Service, increased costs associated with operation and fuel for vehicles, ongoing maintenance, increased labor costs, and increased costs associated with meeting more stringent State and Federal regulations.

ANNUAL ADJUSTMENTS TO PROPOSED RATE INCREASE The District provides that revenue derived from rates should reasonably be expected to generate sufficient revenues to provide for Garbage compensation as calculated in accordance with the "City of San Luis Obispo Rate Setting Process and Methodology Manual for Integrated Solid Waste Management Rates". The Proposed Rate Increase Resolution, to be considered by the District Board of Directors on 5-22-2018 _, would authorize the District, without conducting a majority protest hearing, to adjust solid waste disposal rates annually based on findings:

• That the requested increase is limited to the Garbage Service increased costs of providing services consistent with the City of San Luis Obispo's Rate Setting Process and Methodology Manual for Integrated Solid Waste Management Rates; and

• Does not exceed the prior twelve (12) month percentage change in the Consumer Price Index for all Urban Consumers, as published by the Bureau of Labor Statistics.

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PROTEST: Under Proposition 218, if you are the owner of record of a parcel or parcels directly liable for payment of the garbage bill, you may submit a written protest against the proposed changes presented in the notice.

Only one protest will be counted towards the majority protest per affected property. If written protests are filed by a majority of the affected owners the proposed rate increase will not be imposed. Oral comments at the public hearing will not qualify as formal protests unless accompanied by a written protest.

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ORDINANCE NO. 2018-06 AN ORDINANCE OF THE CALIFORNIA VALLEY COMMUNITY SERVICES DISTRICT TO READOPT AND REPUBLISH THE ROAD MAINTENANCE CHARGE FOR THE FISCAL YEAR 2018-19 BE IT ORDAINED BY THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF THE CALIFORNIA VALLEY COMMUNITY SERVICES DISTRICT AS FOLLOWS: SECTION 1 RELATIONSHIP TO PAST ORDINANCES Ordinance Numbered 2017-02 is hereby readopted and replaced with ordinance 2018-06, setting the same fees for the Fiscal Year 2018-19.

SECTION 2 PREAMBLE: The Board of Directors finds and declares that presently dedicated monies are inadequate to fund acceptable and uninterrupted maintenance of the District maintained roads and deem needed elements of charge to be for personnel, materials and supplies, equipment repair and replacement, operations and equipment, lease purchases, and capital reserve accounts. The Board further finds and declares that, the charges hereby fixed are in relation to the benefits received by those charged, and that the charges do not exceed the actual costs incurred by the District. This Ordinance is adopted in accordance with Government Code 61621 and all other applicable provisions of law.

SECTION 3 DEFINITIONS: A. DISTRICT MAINTAINED ROAD SYSTEM refers to the roads adopted by resolution of the California Valley Community Services District Board of Directors for maintenance.

B. TIER 1 LOTS include those lots which abut roads in the District Maintained Road System.

C. TIER 2 LOTS include those lots which abut all other roads in the District.

D. DISTRICT shall mean the California Valley Community Services District.

E. LOTS, as used in the Ordinance, are those lots as shown on the original Record of Survey of California Valley, and additions thereafter, filed with the County Recorder’s Office.

SECTION 4.0 COLLECTION OF CHARGES: All charges, penalties and interest, whether or not delinquent, will be collected in the same manner, by the same person, and at the same time as the property taxes for the California Valley Community Services District for the forthcoming fiscal year, as follows:

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SECTION 5 CHARGES. PENALTIES AND INTEREST: The following charges shall apply:

The Road Maintenance Charge shall be imposed on an annual basis and shall cover the period from 12:01 A.M. on the first day of July of each year to 12:00 Midnight on the thirtieth day of the following June of each year. For each annual Road Maintenance Charge, the parcel tier status for any parcel within the District shall be that parcel’s status as of 12:01 A.M. on the first day of January immediately preceding the date of levy each year.

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FILE NO. 2018-1202 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (04/30/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: OCEAN PALMS MOTEL, 390 Ocean View Ave., Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County.

Pacific Coast Hospitality, Inc. (390 Ocean View Ave., Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted

by A CA Corporation /s/ Pacific Coast Hospitality, Inc., Amit PatelPresident. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-01-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

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FILE NO. 2018-1207 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/30/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: QUIVERS, INC., 142 Cross St. #200, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County.

Quivers, Inc. (142 Cross St. #200, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A DE Corporation /s/ Quivers, Inc., Cecelia Lobdill, CFO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-02-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 0502-23.

May 24, 31, June 7, & 14, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-1231 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: TEMPLETON NAILS AND SPA, 1131 Rossi Rd., Templeton, CA 93465. San Luis Obispo County.

Calvin Nguyen (1131 Rossi Rd., Templeton, CA 93465). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Calvin Nguyen. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-03-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Kramos, Deputy. Exp. 0503-23.

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FILE NO. 2018-1249 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/15/2013) New Filing The following person is doing business as: COAST ALLIED HEALTH CONSULTING AND EDUCATION, INC., 1412 Ashmore St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93403.

San Luis Obispo County. Coast Allied Health Consulting and Education, Inc. (1412 Ashmore St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93403). This business is conducted

by A CA Corporation /s/ Coast Allied Health Consulting and Education, Inc., Mollie C. Bivens, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-07-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. C. Anwood, Deputy. Exp. 05-07-23.

May 24, 31, June 7, & 14, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1253 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/07/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ADM TRUCKING, 355 Mehlschau Rd., Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Matthew & Bros. LLC (355 Mehlschau Rd., Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted

by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Matthew & Bros. LLC, Araceli Cortes/ Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-07-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. C. Anwood, Deputy. Exp. 05-07-23.

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FILE NO. 2018-1310 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: KARE TEEM, 230 Camino Escondido, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Kristine B. Gallea-Katz, Anthony J. Gallea-Katz (230 Camino Escondido, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Kristine Gallea-Katz.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-14-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 05-14-23.

May 31, June 7, 14, & 21, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1321 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: JAPANESE RESTAURANT GOSHI, 570 Higuera Street, Ste. 155, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County.

Masae Yamada (318 Rodeo Dr., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Masae Yamada.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-15-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 05-15-23.

May 24, 31, June 7, & 14, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-1290 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/09/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: JRS CONSTRUCTION, 1116 Rolling Oaks Dr., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Joseph Robert Snow (1116 Rolling Oaks Dr., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This FICTITIOUS BUSINESS business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Joseph Robert Snow, Owner. This NAME STATEMENT statement was filed with the County FILE NO. 2018-1322 Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-10- TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE 18. I hereby certify that this copy is (N/A) a correct copy of the statement on New Filing file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, The following person is doing County Clerk. A. Bautista, Deputy. business as: GLAD COAST SERExp. 05-10-23.

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SECTION 8 RECOVERY OF ATTORNEY’S FEES AND COSTS: In the event the District is required to bring legal action to enforce any provision of this Ordinance, including, but not limited to, the collection of charges, penalties, interest or delinquencies, or to defend application of this Ordinance, the District shall be entitled to recover its reasonable attorney’s fees, interest, court costs and other costs incurred by the District in such action.

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SECTION 7 IMMEDIATE EFFECT: This Ordinance shall take effect immediately upon its adoption and shall be posted in two public places in the District within ten days after adoption.

SECTION 11 INCONSISTENT PROVISIONS: To the extent that the terms and provisions of this Ordinance may be inconsistent or in conflict with the terms and conditions of any prior District Ordinances, Resolutions, Rules or Regulations governing the same subject, the terms of this Ordinance shall prevail with respect to the subject matter thereof, and such inconsistent and conflicting provisions of prior Ordinances, Resolutions, Rules and Regulations are hereby repealed.

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SECTION 6 CUMULATIVE REMEDIES: All remedies set forth herein for the collection and enforcement of charges, penalties, interest, and delinquencies are cumulative and may be pursued alternatively, or consecutively.

SECTION 9 SEVERABILITY: The Board of Directors of the California Valley Community Services District hereby declares that it would have passed this Ordinance and each section, subsection, sentence, clause, or phrase hereof irrespective of the fact that any one or more of the section, sentences, clauses, or phrases be declared unconstitutional. If any provision of the Ordinance or application thereof to any person or circumstance is held invalid, the remainder of this Ordinance or the application of such provision to other person or circumstances shall not be affected thereby.

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SECTION 10 CEOA STATEMENT: The adoption of road maintenance charges is not a project pursuant to the Public Resources Code and therefore is exempt from CEQA.

FILE NO. 2018-1259 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/01/2003) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SIMPLY ELEGANT DESIGNS, 933-2 Santa Ysabel Avenue, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Beverly Anne Brown (933 Santa Ysabel Avenue, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted

by An Individual /s/ Beverly Anne Brown, Owner/Operator. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-08-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 05-08-23.

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FILE NO. 2018-1262 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: DIPPIN’ DOGS GROOMERY, 1320 Main St. Ste. C, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County.

Therese Fabela (48 12th St., Cayucos, CA 93430). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Therese Fabela. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-08-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. C. Anwood, Deputy. Exp. 05-08-23.

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The District shall prepare a written report, which shall be filed in the District Office. The report shall contain a description of each parcel of real property and the amount of the charge for each parcel for the year. Notice of hearing shall be in writing sent to each property and shall state that the charges will be collected on the San Luis Obispo Tax Roll.

At the same time stated in the notice, the Board shall hear and consider all objections or protest, if any, to the report.

Thereafter, the Board may adopt, revise, change, or modify the report and overrule any or all objections thereto. The Board’s determination on each charge, delinquency, penalty, and interest identified in the repo1t shall be final.

Ordinance 2018-06 cont.

Following the Board’s hearing, by July 5, 2018, or other date as designated by the County Auditor, the District shall file with the County Auditor a copy of the report, signed by the District Board President, stating the Board adopted the report. The District shall request the County Auditor to include the amount of charges, including penalties, interest and delinquencies, on the bills for taxes levied against the properties identified in the report, and to charge an additional $2.00 fee to each parcel for performing this collection service.

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FILE NO. 2018-1291 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BLOOMING ROSE DAY SPA, 845 Embarcadero Unit E, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County.

Alexis Frances Vincent (800 Manzanita Drive, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Alexis Vincent, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-10-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Kramos, Deputy. Exp. 05-10-23.

June 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1295 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/13/2008) New Filing The following person is doing business as: GUARDIAN PROPERTIES AND MANAGEMENT SERVICES, 201 Cardinal Way, Paso Robles, CA 93446.

San Luis Obispo County. Jocelyn Stevens Baer (201 Cardinal Way, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Jocelyn Baer. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-11-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. McCormick, Deputy. Exp. 05-11-23.

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FILE NO. 2018-1301 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CALIFORNIA PAIN CENTER, 628 California Blvd., Suite E, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County.

BA Pain Management (2305 Van Ness Ave., Ste. B, San Francisco, CA 94109). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ BA Pain Management, Dennis Yun, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-11-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 05-11-23.

May 31, June 7, 14, & 21, 2018

CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Jordan Koeninger (220 Madera St., Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Jordan Koeninger.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-15-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. C. Anwood, Deputy. Exp. 05-15-23.

May 24, 31, June 7, & 14, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1323 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CREATIVE KIDS PERFORMING ARTS, CARTER HOUSE PRODUCTIONS, 340 Foothill Road, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County.

Diana Lynn Carter (340 Foothill Road, Pismo Beach, CA 93449).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Diana Lynn Carter, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-15-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Kramos, Deputy.

Exp. 05-15-23.

May 24, 31, June 7, & 14, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1324 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/15/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: TRAPEZOID CONSTRUCTION, 9390 Huer Huero, Creston, CA 93432. San Luis Obispo County.

Stephen Ray Gonzales (9390 Huer Huero, Creston, CA 93432). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Stephen R. Gonzales. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-1518. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Currens, Deputy.

Exp. 05-15-23.

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FILE NO. 2018-1333 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SAVINGS REALTY, 662 Woodland Court, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Santino Romano Cattaneo (662 Woodland Court, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Santino Cattaneo, Real Estate Broker Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-16-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Kramos, Deputy. Exp. 05-16-23.

May 24, 31, June 7, & 14, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1338 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ENCHANTE BODY CARE SPA, 560 Higuera Street, Ste F, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Charles Kalin (2945 Ironwood Avenue, Morro Bay, CA 93442), Chloe Kayser (1114 Seaward, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by A Joint Venture /s/ Charles Kalin. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-16-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 05-16-23.

May 24, 31, June 7, & 14, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1339 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: QUALITY STONEWORKS, 637 Cecil Ct., Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Augustine Adolpho Espinoza (637 Cecil Ct., Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Augustine Espinoza, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-1618. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. N. Balseiro, Deputy.

Exp. 05-16-23.

May 24, 31, June 7, & 14, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1344 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: L.J. GOMEZ TRANSPORT, 2031 Hillview Pl., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County.

Louis Javier Gomez (2031 Hillview Pl., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Louis Javier Gomez, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-1718. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. Bautista, Deputy.

Exp. 05-17-23.

May 24, 31, June 7, & 14, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1347 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CALPACIFIC ACCOUNTING, 480 Avenida De Socios 2, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County.

Stephanee Lammers (480 Avenida De Socios 2, Nipomo, CA 93444).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Stephanee Lammers, Individual. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-17-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Kramos, Deputy. Exp. 05-17-23.

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FILE NO. 2018-1356 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2013) New Filing The following person is doing business as: MISSION PAVING, INC., 1245 Cielo Lane, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County.

Mission Paving, Inc. (1245 Cielo Lane, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Mission Paving, Inc., Maria Perez-Secretary. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-18-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 0518-23.

May 24, 31, June 7, & 14, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1365 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BAY OSOS MINI STORAGE, 2028 Mountain View, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County.

Leon Van Beurden, Kathleen Van Beurden (1330 Van Beurden Dr. #101, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Leon Van Beurden. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-2118. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Kramos, Deputy.

Exp. 05-21-23.

May 31, June 7, 14, & 21, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1366 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BONAIRE INVESTMENTS, 1330 Van Beurden Drive, #101, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Leon Van Beurden, Kathleen Van Beurden (1330 Van Beurden Dr. #101, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Leon Van Beurden.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-21-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Kramos, Deputy. Exp. 05-21-23.

May 31, June 7, 14, & 21, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1374 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/21/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BRANCHES OF WELLNESS ACUPUNCTURE INC, 113 N. Mason Street, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420.

San Luis Obispo County. Branches of Wellness Acupuncture Inc (113 N. Mason Street, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Branches of Wellness Acupuncture Inc, Jenny Dull-Frost, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-2118. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. N. Balseiro, Deputy.

Exp. 05-21-23.

May 31, June 7, 14, & 21, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1377 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THE BIG SLO BIKE, 281 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County.

Thomas Zimmerman (1564 Eto Cir., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405), John May (954 Tarragon Ln., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401), Jay Winter (121 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by A General Partnerhsip /s/ Thomas Zimmerman, CFO. This FICTITIOUS BUSINESS statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-22NAME STATEMENT 18. I hereby certify that this copy FILE NO. 2018-1354 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE is a correct copy of the statement (08/16/2001) on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy New Filing Gong, County Clerk. S. Kramos, The following person is doing busi- Deputy. Exp. 05-22-23. ness as: MONTERO CORPORATE May 31, June 7, 14, & 21, 2018 SERVICES, 1241 Knollwood Dr., Cambria, CA 93428. San Luis FICTITIOUS BUSINESS Obispo County. Kylos, Inc. (1241 Knollwood Dr., Cambria, CA 93428).

NAME STATEMENT This business is conducted by A CA FILE NO. 2018-1385 Corporation /s/ Kylos Inc., Lilliana TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE Montero, President. This statement (05/23/2018) was filed with the County Clerk of New Filing San Luis Obispo on 05-17-18. I hereThe following person is doing busiby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my ness as: FREE ME ICE CREAM, FREE ME FOODS, INTEGRATIVE office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 05- ME, 878 Lawrence Drive, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obis17-23.

June 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2018 po County. ILMLAYAW LLC (878

LegaL Notices Lawrence Drive, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ ILMLAYAW LLC, Kari Sheanshang, Managing Member.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-23-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 05-23-23.

May 31, June 7, 14, & 21, 2018

LegaL Notices FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1413 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (04/10/2003) New Filing The following person is doing business as: PRESTIGE BUSINESS SALES, PRESTIGE BUSINESS SALES & ACQUISITIONS, PRESTIGE BUSINESS SALES, MERGERS & ACQUISITIONS, PRESTIGE BUSINESS APPRAISALS, 1156 Shannon Lane, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Gary S. Bayus (1156 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS Shannon Lane, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted NAME STATEMENT

by An Individual /s/ Gary S. Bayus, FILE NO. 2018-1393 Owner. This statement was filed TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-25-18. I hereby certify (05/15/2018) that this copy is a correct copy of New Filing The following person is doing the statement on file in my office. business as: ECOVOX, INC., 3599 (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk.

N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 05-25-23.

Sueldo St., Suite 110, San Luis May 31, June 7, 14, & 21, 2018 Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. EcoVox, Inc. (3599 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS Sueldo St., Suite 110, San Luis NAME STATEMENT Obispo, CA 93401). This business FILE NO. 2018-1419 is conducted by A CA Corporation TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE /s/ Ryan Hoest, President. This (04/08/2011) statement was filed with the County New Filing Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-23- The following person is doing busi18. I hereby certify that this copy ness as: DH CONSULTING, 214 Sanis a correct copy of the statement tos Way, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy San Luis Obispo County. Central Gong, County Clerk. S. Kramos, Coast Practice Transitions, Inc. (214 Santos Way, Pismo Beach, CA Deputy. Exp. 05-23-23.

93449). This business is conducted June 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2018

by A CA Corporation /s/ Central Coast Practice Transitions, Inc., FICTITIOUS BUSINESS Darren Hulstine, President. This statement was filed with the County NAME STATEMENT Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-29FILE NO. 2018-1401 18. I hereby certify that this copy is TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE a correct copy of the statement on (05/23/2018) file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, New Filing County Clerk. A. Bautista, Deputy.

The following person is doing Exp. 05-29-23. business as: PEOPLES CHOICE AP- May 31, June 7, 14, & 21, 2018 PLIANCE REPAIR, 2741 Mc Millan FICTITIOUS BUSINESS Ave., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401.

San Luis Obispo County. SLO2018, NAME STATEMENT Inc. (227 Vista Del Mar Ave., Shell FILE NO. 2018-1422 Beach, CA 93448). This business TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE is conducted by A CA Corporation (12/31/1969) New Filing /s/ SLO2018, Inc., William KotzPresident. This statement was filed The following person is doing busiwith the County Clerk of San Luis ness as: A VITAL TOUCH DAY SPA, Obispo on 05-24-18. I hereby cer- 731 Shell Beach Rd., Pismo Beach, tify that this copy is a correct copy CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County.

Eva Castro (317 Windward Ave., of the statement on file in my office. Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This busi(Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. ness is conducted by An Individual D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 05-24-23. /s/ Eva Castro. This statement was May 31, June 7, 14, & 21, 2018 filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-29-18. I hereby FICTITIOUS BUSINESS certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County NAME STATEMENT Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 05FILE NO. 2018-1402 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE 29-23.

June 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2018 (05/24/2018) New Filing FICTITIOUS BUSINESS The following person is doing business as: 101-JUNK REMOVAL & NAME STATEMENT DUMP RUNS, 101-JUNK, 597 Lilac FILE NO. 2018-1423 Dr., Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/30/2018) Obispo County. Cal-Safe Moving New Filing Services Inc. (597 Lilac Dr., Los Osos, CA 93402). This business The following person is doing business as: D.A.C. GARDENING, 1262 is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Cal-Safe Moving Services Inc., Longbranch Ave., Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County.

Ronald Snyder-President. This Diego Cabrera-Cervantes (1262 statement was filed with the County Longbranch Ave., Grover Beach, CA Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-24- 93433). This business is conducted 18. I hereby certify that this copy by An Individual /s/ Diego Cabrerais a correct copy of the statement Cervantes. This statement was filed on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy with the County Clerk of San Luis Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Obispo on 05-30-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of Deputy. Exp. 05-24-23. the statement on file in my office.

May 31, June 7, 14, & 21, 2018 (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk.

S. Kramos, Deputy. Exp. 05-30-23.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS June 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2018

NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1408 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: TGP WEST INC., 3500 Dry Creek Road #3, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County.

TGP Water Systems (3500 Dry Creek Road #3, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ TGP Water Systems, Elizabeth Torp, Sec/Trea. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-25-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. McCormick, Deputy. Exp. 05-25-23.

May 31, June 7, 14, & 21, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1412 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/25/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: COAST ELEVATOR, 1280 Ella St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401.

San Luis Obispo County. Randy Walter (1280 Ella St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Randy Walter. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-25-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk.

N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 05-25-23.

May 31, June 7, 14, & 21, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1427 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/30/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THAI ELEPHANT RESTAURANT, 561 5 Cities Dr., Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Natthakan Ponpimol (561 5 Cities Dr., Pismo Beach, CA 93449).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Natthakan Ponpimol, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-30-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 05-30-23.

June 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1429 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: MORRO BAY HEARING AID CENTER, 1052 Main St., Suite B, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Hear By The Rock LLC (1052 Main St., Suite B, Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Hear By The Rock LLC, Gretchen Daulman, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-3018. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. Bautista, Deputy.

Exp. 05-30-23.

June 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2018

LegaL Notices FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1441 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/31/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: FREEDOM CALLING, 1052 E. Grand Ave., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County.

Everyday Church (1052 E. Grand Ave., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Everyday Church, Cheryl Perry, Secretary. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-31-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Currens, Deputy. Exp. 05-31-23.

June 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1439 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/26/1990) New Filing The following person is doing business as: PALM STREET LAND CO., 1026 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County.

Stephen James Sinton (7420 Camatta Creek Road, Shandon, CA 93461), Gail Sinton Schoettler (11855 East Daley Circle, Parker, CO, 80134), Patricia Sinton Noel (600 Larsen, Aptos, CA 95003).

This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Stephen James Sinton. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-31-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. Can. Wood, Deputy. Exp. 05-31-23.

June 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-1452 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/13/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: JB CONSTRUCTION AND MAINTENANCE, 505 Carmella Dr., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Jose Brito (505 Carmella Dr., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted

by An Individual /s/ Jose Brito. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-0118. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. Can.Wood, Deputy.

Exp. 06-01-23.

June 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1453 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/18/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: OUT OF THE BOX PARENTING, 111 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Meghan Gene Englert (111 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted

by An Individual /s/ Meghan Englert.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-01-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. Can.Wood, Deputy. Exp. 06-01-23.

June 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2018

NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING WHO:

San Luis Obispo County Planning Commission

WHEN:

Thursday, July 26, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. (All items are advertised for 9:00 a.m.

To find out the agenda placement call the Planning Department at 7815600)

WHAT:

A request by Joe and Linda Lippe & AT&T Mobility for a Conditional Use Permit (DRC2017-00017) to allow for the construction and operation of an unmanned wireless communications facility consisting of a 60-foot tall fake pine tree (mono-pine) containing: four (8) panel antennas, two (2) microwave dishes; ancillary antenna support equipment installed within the branches of the mono-pine structure; and ground facilities including a 137 square foot equipment shelter, an emergency backup power generator, equipment racks, two air conditioning units, power facilities, emergency lighting, and utility meter. All equipment will be installed within a new 21’ x 34’ lease area surrounded by a 6.5-foot tall fence. The facility also includes a 730-foot long utility trench for electrical lines and a new 510-foot long all-weather driveway. The area of disturbance is approximately 11,822 square feet on a roughly 10-acre parcel. The project is within the Rural Lands land use category and is located at 10550 Little Quail Road, directly southeast of the Park Hill Road/ Little Quail Road intersection, approximately 7 miles east of the Santa Margarita township. The site is in the North County Planning Area, Las Pilitas Sub Area.

County File Number: DRC2017-00017 Assessor Parcel Number: 070-211-017 Supervisorial District: 5 Date Accepted: February 8, 2018

WHERE: The hearing will be held in the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, 1055 Monterey St., Room #D170, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA. The Board of Supervisors Chambers are located on the corner of Santa Rosa and Monterey Streets. At the hearing all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal.

FOR FURTHER INFORMATION: A copy of the staff report will be available on the Planning Department website, www.sloplanning.org. You may contact Holly Phipps, Project Manager, in the San Luis Obispo County Department of Planning and Building, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, California 93408 (805) 781-5600.

ENVIRONMENTAL INFORMATION: Also to be considered at the hearing will be approval of the Environmental Document prepared for the item. The Environmental Coordinator, after completion of the initial study, finds that there is no substantial evidence that the project may have a significant effect on the environment, and the preparation of an Environmental Impact Report is not necessary. Therefore, a Negative Declaration (pursuant to Public Resources Code Section 21000 et seq., and CA Code of Regulations Section 15000 et seq.) has been issued on May 29, 2018 for this project. Mitigation measures are proposed to address Aesthetics, Biological Resources, Geology and Soils, Hazards/Hazardous Materials and Noise are included as conditions of approval. Anyone interested in commenting or receiving a copy of the proposed Environmental Determination should submit a written statement. Comments will be accepted up until completion of the public hearing(s). **If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing** DATED: June 12, 2018 RAMONA HEDGES, SECRETARY COUNTY PLANNING COMMISSION June 14, 2018

A RESOLUTION BY THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF THE CALIFORNIA VALLEY COMMUNITY SERVICES DISTRICT FOR THE COLLECTION AND PLACEMENT OF DELINQUENT FEES AND CHARGES ON THE COUNTY PROPERTY TAX ROLLS

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1436 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/29/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THE GOAT GIRLS, 4979 Davenport Creek Road, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Catherine Nalani Ahsam (4979 Davenport Creek Road, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Catherine Nalani Ahsam. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-3118. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. Can.Wood, Deputy.

Exp. 05-31-23.

June 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-1437 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/20/2000) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CORPORATE JANITORIAL, SAN LUIS CARPET CLEANING, 843 Via Estevan Ste. 4, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County.

David Ibarra (365 Rio Vista, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ David Ibarra. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-31-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. Can. Wood, Deputy. Exp. 05-31-23.

June 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2018

CALIFORNIA VALLEY COMMUNITY SERVICES DISTRICT RESOLUTION NO. 2018--06-01

LegaL Notices

WHEREAS, the California Valley Community Service District ("CVCSD") is a Community Services District organized under the laws of the State of California; and WHEREAS, Government Code 61115.(a) provides that the Board of Directors of a community services district may collect delinquent payment of rates or charges on the County Tax Roll; and WHEREAS, attached to this Resolution is a report of the General Manager establishing the delinquent rates and charges by property; and WHEREAS, the General Manager has given notice of the filing of the report and the time and place of public hearing by publishing notice of this hearing in the paper two times within the two weeks preceding this hearing; and WHEREAS, the Board of Directors has conducted a public hearing to allow for property owners that protest this methodology and/or protest the amount of the fee or charge.

NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED, DETERMINED AND ORDERED by the Board of Directors of the "CVCSD" as follows: 1.

The public hearing was held and proper notice was given in accordance with law, both by publication and by notice.

2.

The fees and charges contained in the General Manager' s report are true and accurate.

3.

The Board of Directors desires that these delinquent fees and charges be collected on the San Luis Obispo County tax roll.

4.

The Board of Directors hereby directs the General Manager to provide a certified copy of this Resolution and the attached General Manager' s report to the County Auditor on or before August 10, 2006.

Upon the motion of Director ,seconded by Director on the following roll call vote: AYES: NOES: ABSENT: ABSTAINING: The foregoing resolution is hereby passed, approved and adopted by the Board of Directors of the California Valley Community Service District this 5th day of June, 2018.

ATTEST: /S/ CARRIE YORK, Secretary to the Board RUTH LEGASPI, President Board of Directors, California Valley Community Service District Approved as To Form: —————————————————————— MICHAEL W. SEITZ, District Legal Counsel June 14, 21, 28, & July 5, 2018

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO BOARD OF SUPERVISORS MEETING BRIEF TUESDAY, JUNE 5, 2018 AT 9:00 AM. ALL BOARD MEMBERS PRESENT 1.

Consent Agenda – Item Nos. 1-30 & Resolution (Res.) No. 2018-122 through 2018-135, approved as amended.

2.

Presentation of R. J. Weyhrich Leadership Scholarship Awards to local student. No action taken.

3.

Public Comment Period - matters not on the agenda: T. Gong; E. Greening; B. DiFatta; J. Wysong; K. Devaney; P. Worsham & L. Owen: speak. No action taken.

4.

Res. 2018-137, authorizing the annual collection of service charges on property tax bills for County Service Area Nos. .

1, 1-A, 1-F – Nipomo; 7-A - Oak Shores; 18 - SLO Country Club Estates & 21 - Cambria Road Improvements, adopted.

5.

Closed Session, cancelled.

6.

Presentation: Res. 2018-138, proclaiming June as “Amateur Radio Month”, adopted.

7.

A proposal to evaluate fire protection service by Special Districts in unincorporated areas of the County by amending current scope of work for ongoing County Fire Department Strategic Plan, approved.

8.

Resolutions formally initiating the Los Osos Valley Groundwater Basin - Res. 2018-140 & the Santa Maria River Valley Groundwater Basin – Res. 2018-141 boundary modification requests (BBMRs); authorizing & directing the Public Works Director/Designee to act as the Request Mgr & submit the BBMRs to & coordinate during the BBMRs review process w/ the CA Dept of Water Resources & finding projects exempt from CEQA, adopted.

9.

Hearing re: Nuisance Abatement Order at Oceana Casino 1795 Front St, Oceano, no action taken.

10. Hearing re: Acknowledgment of Certification by the CA Coastal Commission of the Local Coastal Plan Amendment No. LCP-3-SLO-15-0013-1-Part B –Resource Management System, no action taken.

Meeting Adjourned.May 24, 2018 Tmmy Gong, County Clerk-Recorder and Ex-Officio Clerk of the Board of Supervisors By: Annette Ramirez, Deputy Clerk June 14, 2018

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PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE

CALIFORNIA VALLEY COMMUNITY SERVICE DISTRICT ORDINANCE 2018-06-01 AN ORDINANCE OF THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF THE CALIFORNIA VALLEY COMMUNITY SERVICE DISTRICT ESTABLISHING RULES AND REGULATIONS FOR THE COLLECTION AND DISPOSAL OF SOLID WASTE

WHEREAS, the District has been provided with public testimony during numerous public hearings regarding the collection and disposal of garbage or refuse matter that: A. The residents of District desire local control regarding the nature, extent, and cost of garbage collection; and B. The District can provide garbage collection service to its residents at a greater advantage than other public agencies; WHEREAS, the fees and charges for the collection and disposal of solid waste shall be established pursuant to the procedures set forth in Article XIIID,.6(a) of the California Constitution; and WHEREAS, based upon facts and analysis presented by Staff, the Staff Report, and public testimony received, the Board of Directors finds; A. The public meeting adopting this Ordinance had been properly noticed pursuant to Government Code 54954.2 (The Brown Act); and B. Periodic collection and disposal of solid waste from all developed properties in the District benefits all occupants of developed properties within the District; and NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT ORDAINED by the Board of Directors of the CALIFORNIA VALLEY COMMUNITY SERVICE DISTRICT as follows: Section 1.

Authority.

This Ordinance is enacted pursuant to Government Code 61600 ©, and 54343 Section 2.

Purpose.

The health, welfare, and safety of the people of the District require that the regulations and procedures be established that will provide for the storage, collection and disposal of solid waste and rubble that accumulates within the District. To assure the existence and continuance of a collection and disposal system that will benefit all citizens of the District, it is necessary that regulations and procedures be established as set forth in the Ordinance. Section 3. Solid Waste Collection and Control Part 6 is hereby added to the California Valley Community Services District's Code as follows: Part 6 - Solid Waste Collection and Control ARTICLE 1 Definitions: 1-1 Introduction: Unless the context otherwise requires, the definitions set forth in this part shall govern the interpretation of provisions of this part.

1-2 Cast offs: "Cast offs" means discarded mattresses, couches, chairs, and other household furniture, but does not include rubble or solid waste. l-3 District: "District" means the California Valley Community Service District.

1-4 Developed property: "Developed property" means any lot or parcel of land that is connected to the District water system or is served by a private well. "Developed property" means real property within the District that is developed with a building or structure, that when used is capable of generating solid waste. Developed Properties include but are not limited to occupied residential property, multi-family property and commercial property.

1-5 Garbage: "Garbage" means and includes kitchen and table refuse, offal, swill and also every accumulation of animal and vegetable refuse, and other matter that attends the preparation, consumption, decay or dealing in or storage of meats, fish, fowl, birds, fruits or vegetables. It shall also include crockery, bottles, tin vessels, fireplace ashes and all or any refuse, save and excepting as defined in this section as green waste, rubble, cast offs, and recyclables.

1-6 Green Waste: "Green Waste" means and includes all tree trimmings, grass cuttings, dead plants and weeds, but shall not include rubble.

1-7 Hazardous materials: "Hazardous materials" means any material defined as hazardous in the California Health and Safety Code, as may be amended from time to time; a waste that is hazardous according to the criteria set forth in the California Code of Regulations, as may be amended from time to time, or any waste that must be disposed of in a hazardous waste landfill.

1-8 Person: "Person" means a natural person, joint venture, joint stock company, partnership, association, club, company, corporation, business, trust organization, or any other type of legal entity, or the manager, lessee, agent, servant, officer, or employee of any of them who is in possession of a commercial or residential property.

1-9 Recyclables or recyclable materials: "Recyclables" or "recyclable materials" means, but is not limited to, any paper, glass, cardboard, plastic, ferrous metals, aluminum, or other material that is to be segregated for collection for reuse in the market place.

1-10 Refuse: " Refuse" includes garbage, recyclables, green waste, cast offs, and/or rubble.

1-11 Rubble: "Rubble" means and includes all debris from the construction, demolition or alteration of building, earth, rocks or incinerator ashes, brick, mortar, concrete and similar solid material.

1-12 Solid Waste: "Solid Waste" means and includes all waste substances including garbage, green waste, and recyclables, but does not include cast offs or rubble.

1-13 Standard container: "Standard container" means and includes residential and commercial containers made of metal or plastic for holding/containing solid waste in a sufficient strength to prevent them from being broken under ordinary conditions. The size and capacity of standard containers are established by the Collection Rate and Charge Ordinance enacted pursuant to Article 3, Section 4 of this Part. Standard containers include garbage containers, green waste containers, and recyclable containers.

ARTICLE 2 Solid Waste Collection and Control Department: 2-1 Creation: A solid waste collection and control department is hereby created for the collection and disposal of refuse within the District.

2-2 Operations Supervisor: The General Manager or his/her designee shall be the Operations Supervisor of the District's Solid Waste Collection and Control Department.

2-3 Duties of Operation Supervisor: The Operations Supervisor shall administer and oversee compliance with the provisions of the Part.

ARTICLE 3 Mandatory Garbage Service and Rates and Charges: 3-1 The periodic collection and disposal of solid waste from all developed properties with the District is mandatory.

3-2 All solid wastes of any kind shall be removed by District, its agents and/or employees, at least every seven days, unless otherwise directed by the District's Operations Supervisor.

3-3 Collection rates, fees and charges for solid waste collection and disposal shall be established pursuant to Article XIIID,.6 (a) of the California Constitution, and are stated in Appendix A to this part.

3-4 The owner of developed property shall be responsible and liable for paying the solid waste collection rates and charges for that property. At the owner's request , a duplicate bill and delinquency notice to the service address by the District.

ARTICLE 4 Collection of Delinquent Fees and Charges: 4-1 Once each year, prior to a date established by the District, the District shall take the following actions to collect delinquent solid waste collection and disposal accounts: (a) The District shall make a list of property owners (with corresponding parcel numbers) within the District whose accounts are more than one hundred twenty days past due; (b) Send a certified letter requesting payment to each property owner with a delinquent account; (c) At least thirty days after delivery certification for payment requests, the District will prepare another list of property owner (with corresponding parcel numbers) whose accounts are still past due.

4-2 After the District has completed all actions above, the District Board of Directors will adopt a resolution authorizing the County Auditor to place the delinquent accounts upon the tax roll. The District will bear the full cost of any fees charged by the County Auditor to place the delinquent accounts on the tax roll.

ARTICLE 5

Regulations for Accumulation of Solid Waste, Rubble and Refuse: 5-1 No person shall allow the following to accumulated on developed property: (a) Solid waste, unless the same shall be in a standard container: (b) Rubble; and/or (c) Cast offs.

5-2 No person shall allow the following to be accumulated on undeveloped (vacant) property: (a) Solid waste; (b) Rubble; or (c) Cast offs.

5-3 No person shall dispose of solid waste originating on such person's property by: (a) Causing the same to be placed on another person' s lot or parcel; (b) Causing the same to be deposited in or near litter receptacles placed by the District in public places for incidental use by pedestrians or vehicular traffic; (c) Causing the same to be deposited on any public or private place, street, lane, alley, or drive, unless the same shall be in a standard container; (d) Causing the same to be placed into any standard container other than those in possession of such person, unless permission for such use is granted by the commercial or residential customer in possession of the standard container.

5-4 No person shall dispose of rubble or cast offs originating on such person's property by: (a) Causing the same to be placed on another person's lot or parcel; (b) Causing the same to be deposited in or near litter receptacles placed by the District in public places for incidental use by pedestrians or vehicular traffic; (c) Causing the same to be deposited on any public or private place, street, lane, alley, or drive, unless the same shall be in a standard container.

5-5 The owner of developed or non-developed (vacant) lot or parcel of land shall be liable for paying the costs, including administrative costs and attorney's fees for the removal of solid waste, refuse, and rubble that accumulates on his/her property in violation of this Article, if said waste is not removed after notice, as provided in Article 7.

ARTICLE6 Clearing of Accumulated Solid Waste and Rubble; 6-1 The accumulation of solid waste, refuse, and/or rubble in violation of Article 6 is hereby declared to be a public nuisance.

6-2 The District's Operations Supervisor is authorized and empowered to notify the owner, his or her agent, or person in control of any lot or parcel within the District, and direct them to dispose of solid waste, effuse, and/or rubble that has accumulated in violation of Article 6. Such notice shall be given by posting the lot or parcel and by certified mail addressed to the owner, his or her agent, at his or her last known address, or by personal service on the owner, agent, person in control or occupant of the property.

6-3 The notice shall describe the work to be done and shall state that if the work is not commenced within ten calendar days after receipt of notice and diligently prosecuted to completion without interruption, the District Operations Supervisor shall notify the County Environmental Health Department to commence abatement proceedings. Cost of said abatement, including administrative costs and attorneys' fees, shall be a lien on the property. The notice shall be substantially in the following form: NOTICE TO REMOVE SOLID WASTE REFUSE, CAST OFFS, AND/OR RUBBLE The owner of the property commonly known as: Is hereby ordered to properly dispose of the solid waste matter, refuse, cast offs, and/or rubble located on the property, to wit: (type of waste matter to be disposed of) within ten calendar days from the date hereof. If the disposal of the solid waste matter, cast-offs, and/or rubble herein described is not commenced and diligently prosecuted to completion within the time fixed herein, the District Operations Supervisor will apply to the County of San Luis Obispo Environmental Health Department for an order to abate said nuisance, and the costs of such abatement shall become a charge against the property and shall be made a special assessment against the property. Said special assessment may be collected at the same time and in the same manner as is provided for the collection of ordinary County taxes and shall be subject to the same procedures as foreclosure and sale in the case of delinquency as is provided for ordinary County taxes.

If you should have any questions please contact the undersigned at (805) 475-2211 Date: District Operations Supervisor cc: San Luis Obispo County Environmental Health Department: 6-4 The Districts Operations Supervisor shall cause to the kept in his/her office a permanent record containing: (a) A description of each parcel of property for which notice to dispose of waste matter has been given: (b) The name of the owner, if known; (c) The date the matter was referred to the San Luis Obispo County Department of Environmental Health. (d) Action taken by the County Department of Environmental Health.

Each such entry shall be made as soon as practicable after completion of such act.

6-5 The County of San Luis Obispo Environmental Health Department is hereby authorized to enforce all abatement proceedings authorized by this Article.

ARTICLE 7 Effective Date 8-1 This Ordinance shall take effect and be in full force and effect thirty (30) days after its passage. Before the expiration of fifteen (15) days after passage it shall be posted in three (3) public places with the names of the members voting for and against the Ordinance and shall remain posted thereafter for at least one (1) week. The Ordinance shall be published once with the names of the members of the Board of Directors voting for and against the Ordinance in the New Times.

Introduced at a regular meeting of the Board of Directors held on June 5, 2018 , and passed and adopted by the District Board of Directors on the 5th day of June 2018, by the following roll call vote to wit: AYES: All NOES: None ABSENT:None CONFLICTS: None RUTH LEGASPI, President Board of Directors, California Valley Community Service District ATTEST: /S/ CARRIE YORK, Secretary to the Board Approve ·as to Form: Michael W. Seitz, District Legal Counsel

Appendix "A"

ALL COMMERCIAL RATES EFFECTIVE

SEPTEMBER 1, 2018

ALL RESIDENTIAL RATES EFFECTIVE Service Description Rate

SEPTEMBER 1, 2018 SPECIAL PURPOSE FEES (ALL AREAS) Per Occurrence Return check charge $25.00 June 14, 21, 28, & July 5, 2018

COMMERCIAL Weekly service RESIDENTIAL

$25.00 per month OR $300.00 per year FULL TIME

5 bag limits per week RESIDENTIAL

$15.00 per month OR $180.00 per year VACATION

One time pick up

$10.00

One-month pick-up

$15.00

60 • New Times • June 14 - June 21, 2018 • www.newtimesslo.com

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that on Tuesday, June 26, 2018 at 6:00 p.m. or as soon thereafter as possible, the Pismo Beach Planning Commission will hold a regular meeting at City Hall, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach California in the Council Chamber for the following purpose: Public Hearing Agenda: A. Address:1127 Shell Beach Road (Cape Cod) Applicant: Adam Lee Project No: P17-000097 Description: Coastal Development Pe rmit and Sign Permit for the conversion of a nonconforming residential use to a restaurant use with the addition of approximately 850 square feet of outdoor dining and waiting area, 200 square feet of interior dining and waiting area, and related improvements. A new roof-mounted sign and the rehabilitation of an existing pole sign will be considered. The project is located in the Retail Commercial (C-1) Zone (1983 Zoning) of the Shell Beach Planning Area.

The project is located inside the Coastal Zone and is not appealable to the Coastal Commission.APNs 010-281-085, -06, -087, & -088 (Continued from May 22, 2018 and June 12, 2018).

B. Address: 136 Addie Street Applicant: John King Project No: P18-000020 Description: Coastal Development Permit for the demolition of 125 square-feet from a legal non-conforming vacation rental with structural connections to existing and new supports. Installation of new 1 hour rated fire wall at property line, new roofing and underside floor improvements.

The project is located in the Mixed Residential District, Downtown Core Planning Area ‘K’ of the General Plan, Zoned R-4, Hotel-Motel and Visitor Serving Zoning District. The project is located inside the Coastal Zone and is appealable to the Coastal Commission. APN 005-163-028 (Continued from May 22, 2018 and June 12, 2018).

C. Address:1558 Ocean Applicant: Scott Adams Project No: P18-000003 Description: Coastal Development Permit and Architectural Review Permit for the demolition of an existing 2,707 square-foot single family residence and 147 square-foot detached workshop to be replaced with a new 3,228 square-foot two-story single family residence including a two car garage. The project is located in the Shell Beach (H) Planning Area and R-1 (Single Family Residential, 1983 Code) Zoning District. The project is located inside the Coastal Zone and is appealable to the Coastal Commission. APN 010-243-026. (Continued from May 22, 2018 to a date uncertain) D. Address: 0 Shell Beach Road Applicant: Steven Puglisi Architects Project No: P16-000122 Description: Coastal Development Permit, Conditional Use Permit and Tentative Tract Map for construction of 14 two-story town-home units on a vacant lot. A Mitigated Negative Declaration will be considered.

The Project is located in Planned Residential (PR) Zone of the Spindrift Planning Area. The project is located in the Coastal Appeal Overlay Zone and is Appealable to the California Coastal Commission. APN: 010-531-052 E. Address: 841 Merced Applicant: Jerry Gragnani Project No: P17-000100 Description: Coastal Development Permit and Architectural Review Permit for a new 3,483 square-foot two-story single family residence including a two car garage.The project is located in the Pismo Heights (P) Planning Area and RSL (Single-Family Low Density Residential, 1998 Code) Zoning District.The project is located outside the Coastal Zone and is not appealable to the Coastal Commission. APN 005-223-007.

F. Address: 148 North Silver Shoals Applicant: Brian and Patti Watte Project No: P18-000046 Description: Coastal Development Permit and Architectural Review Permit for an elevator addition and deck remodel to an existing 3,797 square-foot single-family residence. The project is located in the SingleFamily Residential (R-1) Zone of the South Palisades Planning Area. The project is located inside the Coastal Zone and is appealable to the Coastal Commission. APN 010-142-009.

G. Address: 130 Bluff Drive Applicant: JoAnne Smith Project No: P18-000034 Description: Coastal Development Permit, Conditional Use Permit, and Architectural Review Permit for a new 5,298 square-foot single-family residence and a 996 square-foot three- car garage. The project is located in the Sunset Palisades-Ontario Ridge (A-1) Planning Area and PR (Planned Residential, 1983 Code) Zoning District. The project is located inside the Coastal Zone and is appealable to the Coastal Commission. APN 010562-008.

You have a right to comment on these projects and their effect on our community. Interested persons are invited to appear at the hearing or otherwise express their views and opinions regarding the proposed projects.An opportunity will be presented at the hearing for verbal comments. Written comments are also welcomed at the hearing or prior to the hearing.Written comments prepared prior to the hearing may be submitted to the Planning Division by mail or hand-delivery at 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA 93449, by fax at (805) 773-4684, or by email at eperez@pismobeach.org.

Staff reports, plans and other information related to these projects are available for public review at the Community Development Department, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA. The meeting agenda and staff report will be available no later than the Friday before the meeting and may be obtained at City Hall or by visiting www.pismobeach.org. The Planning Commission meeting will be televised live on Charter Cable Channel 20 and streamed on the City’s website.

PLEASE NOTE: If you challenge the action taken on these items in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the City of Pismo Beach at, or prior to, the public hearing.

Further information on the above items may be obtained from or viewed at the Planning Division Office at City Hall, or by telephone at (805) 7734658, or by emailing Elsa Perez, Administrative Secretary at eperez@ pismobeach.org.

Elsa Perez, CMC Administrative Secretary

Date: June11, 2018

To be published one time in the New Times on Thursday, June 14, 2018

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that on Tuesday, June 19, 2018 at 6:00 p.m. or as soon thereafter as possible, the Pismo Beach City Council will hold a public hearing at City Hall, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach California in the Council Chamber for the following purpose: PUBLIC HEARING AGENDA: Address: Citywide Applicant: City of Pismo Beach Description: Receive public comments and adopt a resolution making certain findings, and approving updated Parking Fees effective on July 19, 2018, and adding to the existing fee schedule adopted by Resolution R-2015-036 and R-2018-038.

You have a right to comment on these projects and their effect on our community.

Interested persons are invited to appear at the hearing or otherwise express their views and opinions regarding the proposed projects. An opportunity will be presented at the hearing for verbal comments. Written comments are also welcomed at the hearing or prior to the hearing. Written comments prepared prior to the hearing may be submitted to the City Clerk’s Office by mail or hand-delivery at 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA 93449, by fax at (805) 773-7006, or by email at citycouncil@ pismobeach.org.

Staff reports, plans and other information related to these projects are available for public review at the City Clerk’s Office, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA. The meeting agenda and staff report will be available no later than the Thursday before the meeting and may be obtained at City Hall or by visiting www. pismobeach.org. The Council meeting will be televised live on Charter Cable Channel 20 and streamed on the City’s website.

PLEASE NOTE: If you challenge the action taken on these items in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the City of Pismo Beach at, or prior to, the public hearing.

Further information on the above items may be obtained from or viewed at the City Clerk’s Office at City Hall, or by telephone at (805) 773-4657, or by emailing Erica Inderlied, City Clerk, at einderlied@pismobeach.org.

Erica Inderlied City Clerk June 7 & 14, 2018

NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING Pursuant to Section 54354-54358 of the California Government Code, by which delinquent service charges may be collected on the General County Tax Bill, the Board of Supervisors of the County of San Luis Obispo, acting as the Governing Board of said County Service Area No. 1 (Nipomo) at its meeting of May 1, 2018, accepted the report (Exhibit “A”) of the parcels proposed to be charged for delinquent service charges on the FY 2018-19 tax roll.

A public hearing will be held on July 10, 2018, at 9:00 a.m. in the Board Chambers, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, regarding the proposed collection of delinquent service charges. All hearing items are scheduled for 9:00 a.m. To determine the placement of this item on the agenda, please contact the County Administrative Office the Thursday afternoon before the scheduled hearing date.

The accepted report is on file in the Office of the County Clerk and is available for public review.

DATED: June 1, 2018 TOMMY GONG County Clerk and Ex-Officio Clerk of the Board of Supervisors, County of San Luis Obispo State of California By: /s/Sandy Currens Deputy Clerk June 14 & 21, 2018

LegaL Notices FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1454 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: NOURISH GOURMET, LLC, 151 W. Dana St. #100, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County.

Nourish Gourmet, LLC (737 Camino Caballo, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Noursih Gourmet, LLC, Daniel Sprowls, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-01-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 06-01-23.

June 14, 21, 28, & July 5, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1455 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: LIBERATE YOUR BIZ CONSULTING, 541 High Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Roxanne L. Banta (541 High Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Roxanne Banta. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-0118. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. Can.Wood, Deputy.

Exp. 06-01-23.

June 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1467 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: IMPACTSOCKS.COM, 285 Buchon Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County.

Doug Oneal (1376 Cornus Ct., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401), John Brunson, Jayme Brunson (415 Acacia Street, Morro Bay, CA 93442. This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ John Brunson. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-0418. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Kramos, Deputy.

Exp. 06-04-23.

June 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1469 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/20/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: WHALES TALE SAILING ADVENTURES, 3970 Avila Beach Dr., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Douglas Joel Simpson (2070 E. Deer Canyon Rd., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Douglas Simpson, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-0418. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Kramos, Deputy.

Exp. 06-04-23.

June 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1471 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/04/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: LIVE LOCAL APPAREL, 755 Fiero Ln., Ste. A, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Left Coast Enterprises, Inc. (755 Fiero Ln., Ste. A, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted

by A CA Corporation /s/ Left Coast Enterprises, Inc., David Whitaker, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-04-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. Can.Wood, Deputy. Exp. 06-04-23.

June 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1473 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/06/2010) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ALLPEOPLE SERVICES, 1052 Main St. Suite F, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Dr. Joanne F. Smith, Evans Cowan, MS (330 Island Street, Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted

by A Married Couple /s/ Dr. Joanne F. Smith. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-04-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk.

Can.Wood, Deputy. Exp. 06-04-23.

June 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2018

LegaL Notices FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1479 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: MEBO DESIGNS, 516 Acacia Street, Morro Bay, CA 93442.

San Luis Obispo County. Mary Ellen Bohnsack (516 Acacia Street, Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Mary Ellen Bohnsack, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-0518. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Kramos, Deputy.

Exp. 06-05-23.

June 14, 21, 28, & July 5, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1481 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/05/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: GREGORY MONI STUDIOS, 1629 Johnson Ave., Suite #1, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Gregory James Money (1629 Johnson Ave., Suite #1, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Greg Money. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-0518. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. Can.Wood, Deputy.

Exp. 06-05-23.

June 14, 21, 28, & July 5, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1487 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: FAB-IT-UP, 3430 El Pomar Dr., Templeton, CA 93465. San Luis Obispo County. Kyle James Newman (192 Stonebridge Ln., Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Kyle Newman. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-06-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk.

JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 06-06-23.

June 14, 21, 28, & July 5, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1488 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/31/2014) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THE MOVING EXPERIENCE, TME, 757 Manzanita Drive, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. The Moving Experience LLC (1111 Fernwood Drive, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ The Moving Experience LLC, Aaron Stireman, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-06-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Kramos, Deputy. Exp. 06-06-23.

June 14, 21, 28, & July 5, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1494 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/06/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: FOSTER’S FAMILY DONUT, 1511 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County.

Perry A. Vong (4 Paseo Ladera Ln., Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Perry A. Vong. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-06-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 0606-23.

June 14, 21, 28, & July 5, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1495 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/05/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CAMBRIA AUTO SUPPLY, LLC, 2501 Village Lane, Suite G, Cambria, CA 93428. San Luis Obispo County. Cambria Auto Supply, LLC (2501 Village Lane, Suite G, Cambria, CA 93428). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Cambria Auto Supply, LLC, Carolyn Potter, Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-0618. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. Can.Wood, Deputy.

Exp. 06-06-23.

June 14, 21, 28, & July 5, 2018

LegaL Notices FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1508 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/29/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BVI HELP AND CARE, INC., HELP AND CARE (B.V.I.), 382 San Miguel Ave., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County.

British Virgin Islands Help and Care, Inc. (382 San Miguel Ave., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ British Virgin Islands Help and Care, Inc., Douglas Matthew Boyer, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-08-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. Can. Wood, Deputy. Exp. 06-08-23.

June 14, 21, 28, & July 5, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1516 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: LAUNDRY EXXPRESS, 1050 Orcutt Rd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County.

Jules E. Rogoff (1050 Orcutt Rd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Jules Rogoff, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-0818. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Kramos, Deputy.

Exp. 06-08-23.

June 14, 21, 28, & July 5, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1523 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: 5 CITY HOMES, 350 James Way, Ste. 130, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County.

Vincent Gondry (350 James Way, Ste. 130, Pismo Beach, CA 93449).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Vincent Gondry. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-1118. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JF. Brown , Deputy. Exp. 06-11-23.

June 14, 21, 28, & July 5, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1524 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/06/1990) New Filing The following person is doing business as: DAVIDS GARDENING SERVICE, 509 Village Ct., Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County.

David Carreras (509 Village Ct., Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ David Carreras. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-11-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. Can. Wood, Deputy. Exp. 06-11-23.

June 14, 21, 28, & July 5, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1531 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/08/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as: OC MANAGEMENT, 1691 Johnson Ave., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County.

Owen Schwaegerle, Camille Schwaegerle (3140 Camellia Ct. Apt. A, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Owen Schwaegerle. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-1118. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. Can.Wood, Deputy.

Exp. 06-11-23.

June 14, 21, 28, & July 5, 2018

LIEN-SALE AUCTION AT MEATHEAD MINI STORAGE

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property pursuant to the California Self-Storage Facilities Act (California Business & Professions Code Section 21700 et seq.).

The undersigned will sell at public auction by competitive bidding on Friday, July 6th, 2018 at 10:00 AM. on the premises where the property has been stored and which are located at Meathead Mini Storage, 3600 South Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, California, the following:

LegaL Notices Corinne Smith Unit No. 148 Miscellaneous personal commercial property Bridgett West Unit No. M10 Miscellaneous personal commercial property Adam Owens Unit No. 351 Miscellaneous personal commercial property Karen Ferraro Unit No. F07 Miscellaneous personal commercial property Chelsey Flesher Unit No. 656 Miscellaneous personal commercial property

LegaL Notices and/or

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Purchases must be paid for at the time of purchase in cash only. All purchased items will be sold AS IS, WHERE IS and must be removed at the time of sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between the owner and the obligated party.

Dated: 5/15/18 Auctioneer: Kenneth D. Erpenbach dba Hitchin’ Post Auction Barn Bond No. MS879-23-57 (805) 434-1770 June 14, 21, 2018

NOTICE OF SALE OF REAL PROPERTY IN RE THE ESTATE OF HELEN JANEAN HILDENDECEDENT. CASE NO. 18PR-0003

PLEASE TAKE NOTICE that KATHARINE ANN SHUDER, as Administrator of the Estate of HELEN JANEAN HILDEN., deceased, will sell individually at private sale, under the terms and conditions specified below, three separate parcels real property of the estate situated in the County of San Luis Obispo, State of California, with the following physical addresses: 1.

618 Felton Way, San Luis Obispo, California (APN 052-033-052) Appraised Value $700,000.

2.

9950 Old Morro Road East, Atascadero, CA (APN 56-451-10) Appraised Value $460,000.

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6940 Navajoa Avenue, Atascadero, CA (APN 030-373-017) Appraised Value $340,000.

Written offers for this property will be received by Administrator, KATHARINE ANN SHUDER at 653 15th Street, San Miguel, California, on or after June 30, 2018. Sale will be made on or after July 1, 2018 to the person making the highest and best offer for each separate parcel of the real property.

The terms and conditions for sale are cash, in lawful money of the United States of America, with 10% of the amount offered to accompany the offer and the balance to be paid on close of escrow. The personal representative reserves the right to reject any bid that is less than the appraised value of the property listed above. For Further information, please contact Robert H. Mott, attorney for the personal representative, at (805) 544-8757.

All sales are subject to confirmation by the Superior Court, and no sale may be consummated and no deed may be recorded and delivered to a purchaser until Court confirmation has been acquired by the personal representative.

Date: May 23, 2018 ./s/ KATHARINE ANN SHUDER, Personal Representative of the Estate of HELEN JANEAN HILDEN June 7, 14, & 21, 2018

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: ANDREW Y. CASTELLANOS, ANDREW CASTELLANOS, ANDY CASTELLANOS CASE NUMBER: 18PR - 0151

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: ANDREW Y. CASTELLANOS, ANDREW CASTELLANOS, ANDY CASTELLANOS A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed OPHELIA CASTELLANOS in the

Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo.

The Petition for Probate requests that OPHELIA CASTELLANOS be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent.

THE PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for examination in the file kept by the court.

THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.)

The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority.

A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: JULY 3, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm St., Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing.

Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney.

IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor.

You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law.

YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk.

Attorney for Petitioner: Roger M. Hubbard 426 Barcellus Avenue, Suite 303 Santa Maria, CA 93454 May 31, June 7, & 14, 2018

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: ARTHUR JAMES SPARROW CASE NUMBER: 18PR - 0155

LegaL Notices by your attorney.

IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor.

You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law.

YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk.

Attorney for Petitioner: CHAD M. LEW 4010 s. Demaree Street Visalia, CA 93277 May 31, June 7, & 14, 2018

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: BETTY J. CASE CASE NUMBER: 18PR - 0154

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: BETTY J. CASE A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by RABOBANK, N.A. in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo.

The Petition for Probate requests that RABOBANK, N.A. be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent.

THE PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for examination in the file kept by the court.

THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.)

The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority.

A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: JULY 3, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm St., Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing.

Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney.

IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor.

You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law.

YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk.

Attorney for Petitioner: Michael J. Morris of Andre, Morris & Buttery 1102 Laurel Lane San Luis Obispo, CA 93401

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: ARTHUR JAMES SPARROW A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by BETHANY COSTA and JARED SPARROW in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo.

The Petition for Probate requests that BETHANY COSTA and JARED SPARROW be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent.

THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.)

The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority.

A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: JULY 3, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm St., Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing.

May 31, June 7, & 14, 2018 Your appearance may be in person or

LegaL Notices NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: LARRY COOKS CASE NUMBER: 18PR - 0148

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: LARRY COOKS A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed LINDA COOKS in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo.

The Petition for Probate requests that LINDA COOKS be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent.

THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.)

The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority.

A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: JULY 3, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm St., Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing.

Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney.

IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor.

You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law.

YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk.

Attorney for Petitioner: John B. Merzon 140 7th Street Templeton, CA 93465 June 7, 14, & 21, 2018

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: ROBERT JAMES PURDY CASE NUMBER: 18PR - 0160

LegaL Notices objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing.

Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney.

IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor.

You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law.

YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk.

Attorney for Petitioner: Craig S. Ainsworth 1103 Johnson Ave., Suite C San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 June 7, 14, & 21, 2018

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: SCOTT LOUIS CORSIGLIA AKA SCOTT L. CORSIGLIA AKA SCOTT CORSIGLIA CASE NUMBER: 18PR - 0156

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: SCOTT LOUIS CORSIGLIA aka SCOTT L. CORSIGLIA aka SCOTT CORSIGLIA A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by JACQUELINE CORSIGLIA in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo.

The Petition for Probate requests that JACQUELINE CORSIGLIA be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent.

THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.)

The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority.

A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: JULY 3, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing.

Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney.

IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor.

You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law.

YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk.

Attorney for Petitioner: J JOHNSON LAW OFFICE, INC P.O. Box 3 Grover Beach, CA 93483

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: ROBERT JAMES PURDY A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed ELISA PURDY in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo.

The Petition for Probate requests that JAMES PURDY, ALAN PURDY AND ELISA PURDY be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent.

THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.)

The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority.

A HEARING on the May 31, June 7, & 14, 2018 petition will be held in this court as follows: JULY 3, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm St., Room 385, » MORE San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

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LegaL Notices NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: WILLIAM L. SNELLING A.k.A. WILLIAM LEE SNELLING CASE NUMBER: 18PR - 0165

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: WILLIAM L. SNELLING a.k.a. WILLIAM LEE SNELLING A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed PHYLLIS L. MOMTAZEE in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo.

The Petition for Probate requests that PHYLLIS L. MOMTAZEE be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent.

THE PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for examination in the file kept by the court.

THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.)

The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority.

A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: August 7, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm St., Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing.

Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney.

IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law.

YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk.

Attorney for Petitioner: John A. Ronca Jr., A Law Corporation 755 Santa Rosa Street, Suite 310 San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 June 14, 21, & 28, 2018

NOTICE OF LIEN SALE

Property of Marly Popov, Space D at Morro Bay Mini Storage will be sold at auction Monday, July 2, 2018 at 2 p.m. provided the debt has not been satisfied prior to auction. Management, Morro Bay Mini.

June 14, 21, 2018

NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE APN: 038-321-007 TS NO: CA0500061617-1 TO NO: 170034145

(The above statement is made pursuant to CA Civil Code Section 2923.3(d)(1). The Summary will be provided to Trustor(s) and/or vested owner(s) only, pursuant to CA Civil Code Section 2923.3(d)(2).) YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST DATED December 18, 2008. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDINGS AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. On June 25,

LegaL Notices 2018 at 11:00 AM, in the breezeway adjacent to the County General Services Building located at 1087 Santa Rosa St, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408, MTC Financial Inc. dba Trustee Corps, as the duly Appointed Trustee, under and pursuant to the power of sale contained in that certain Deed of Trust recorded on January 5, 2009 as Instrument No. 2009000275, of official records in the Office of the Recorder of San Luis Obispo County, California, executed by MELISSA MARTEN, SINGLE WOMAN, as Trustor(s), in favor of MORTGAGE ELECTRONIC REGISTRATION SYSTEMS, INC. as nominee for COUNTRYWIDE BANK, FSB as Beneficiary, WILL SELL AT PUBLIC AUCTION TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER, in lawful money of the United States, all payable at the time of sale, that certain property situated in said County, California describing the land therein as: AS MORE FULLY DESCRIBED IN SAID DEED OF TRUST The property heretofore described is being sold “as is”. The street address and other common designation, if any, of the real property described above is purported to be: 1450 14TH ST, LOS OSOS, CA 93402 The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address and other common designation, if any, shown herein. Said sale will be made without covenant or warranty, express or implied, regarding title, possession, or encumbrances, to pay the remaining principal sum of the Note(s) secured by said Deed of Trust, with interest thereon, as provided in said Note(s), advances if any, under the terms of the Deed of Trust, estimated fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee and of the trusts created by said Deed of Trust. The total amount of the unpaid balance of the obligations secured by the property to be sold and reasonable estimated costs, expenses and advances at the time of the initial publication of this Notice of Trustee’s Sale is estimated to be $212,861.39 (Estimated).

However, prepayment premiums, accrued interest and advances will increase this figure prior to sale. Beneficiary’s bid at said sale may include all or part of said amount. In addition to cash, the Trustee will accept a cashier’s check drawn on a state or national bank, a check drawn by a state or federal credit union or a check drawn by a state or federal savings and loan association, savings association or savings bank specified in Section 5102 of the California Financial Code and authorized to do business in California, or other such funds as may be acceptable to the Trustee. In the event tender other than cash is accepted, the Trustee may withhold the issuance of the Trustee’s Deed Upon Sale until funds become available to the payee or endorsee as a matter of right. The property offered for sale excludes all funds held on account by the property receiver, if applicable. If the Trustee is unable to convey title for any reason, the successful bidder’s sole and exclusive remedy shall be the return of monies paid to the Trustee and the successful bidder shall have no further recourse. Notice to Potential Bidders If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a Trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a Trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same Lender may hold more than one mortgage or Deed of Trust on the property. Notice to Property Owner The sale date shown on this Notice of Sale may be postponed one or more times by the Mortgagee, Beneficiary, Trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about Trustee Sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call In Source Logic at 702-6597766 for information regarding the Trustee’s Sale or visit the Internet Web site address listed below for information regarding the sale of this property, using the file number assigned to this case, CA0500061617-1. Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web

LegaL Notices site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. Date: May 21, 2018 MTC Financial Inc. dba Trustee Corps TS No. CA05000616-17-1 17100 Gillette Ave Irvine, CA 92614 Phone: 949-252-8300 TDD: 866660-4288 Bobbie LaFlower, Authorized Signatory SALE INFORMATION CAN BE OBTAINED ON LINE AT www. insourcelogic.com FOR AUTOMATED SALES INFORMATION PLEASE CALL: In Source Logic AT 702659-7766 Trustee Corps may be acting as a debt collector attempting to collect a debt. Any information obtained may be used for that purpose.ISL Number 42799, Pub Dates: 05/31/2018, 06/07/2018, 06/14/2018, NEW TIMES

NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE T.S. NO. 064050-CA APN: 038-451-040

IMPORTANT NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST, DATED 12/6/2005. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER On 6/26/2018 at 11:00 AM, CLEAR RECON CORP, as duly appointed trustee under and pursuant to Deed of Trust recorded 12/22/2005, as Instrument No. 2005106599, of Official Records in the office of the County Recorder of San Luis Obispo County, State of CALIFORNIA executed by: FELIX VILLALVA, A SINGLE MAN WILL SELL AT PUBLIC AUCTION TO HIGHEST BIDDER FOR CASH, CASHIER’S CHECK DRAWN ON A STATE OR NATIONAL BANK, A CHECK DRAWN BY A STATE OR FEDERAL CREDIT UNION, OR A CHECK DRAWN BY A STATE OR FEDERAL SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCIATION, SAVINGS ASSOCIATION, OR SAVINGS BANK SPECIFIED IN SECTION 5102 OF THE FINANCIAL CODE AND AUTHORIZED TO DO BUSINESS IN THIS STATE: IN THE BREEZEWAY ADJACENT TO THE COUNTY GENERAL SERVICES BUILDING, 1087 SANTA ROSA STREET, SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA 93408 all right, title and interest conveyed to and now held by it under said Deed of Trust in the property situated in said County and State described as: AS MORE FULLY DESCRIBED ON SAID DEED OF TRUST The street address and other common designation, if any, of the real property described above is purported to be: 1678 9TH STREET LOS OSOS, CA 93402 The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address and other common designation, if any, shown herein. Said sale will be held, but without covenant or warranty, express or implied, regarding title, possession, condition, or encumbrances, including fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee and of the trusts created by said Deed of Trust, to pay the remaining principal sums of the note(s) secured by said Deed of Trust. The total amount of the unpaid balance of the obligation secured by the property to be sold and reasonable estimated costs, expenses and advances at the time of the initial publication of the Notice of Sale is: $131,164.79 If the Trustee is unable to convey title for any reason, the successful bidder’s sole and exclusive remedy shall be the return of monies paid to the Trustee, and the successful bidder shall have no further recourse. The beneficiary under said Deed of Trust heretofore executed and delivered to the undersigned a written Declaration of Default and Demand for Sale, and a written Notice of Default and Election to Sell. The undersigned caused said Notice of Default and Election to Sell to be recorded in the county where the real property is located. NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made

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LegaL Notices available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call (844) 477-7869 or visit this Internet Web site WWW.STOXPOSTING.COM, using the file number assigned to this case 064050-CA. Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. FOR SALES INFORMATION: (844) 477-7869 CLEAR RECON CORP 4375 Jutland Drive San Diego, California 92117 May 31, June 7, & 14, 2018

NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE UNDER DEED OF TRUST LOAN: N/A OTHER: FILE: 5636509 DLH INVESTOR LOAN #: A.P. NUMBER: 052-224-004 AND 006

YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST, DATED 11/01/2016.

UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. NOTICE is hereby given that FIRST AMERICAN TITLE COMPANY, as trustee, or successor trustee, or substituted trustee pursuant to the Deed of Trust executed

by JOHN W BELSHER, TRUSTEE OF THE BELSHER BECKER & ASSOCIATES PROFIT SHARING PLAN FBO JOHN W. BELSHER, AS AS TO AN UNDIVIDED 50% INTEREST AND RYAN J. PETETIT, A SINGLE MAN, AS TO AN UNDIVIDED 50% INTEREST, AS TENANTS IN COMMON Recorded on 11/18/2016 as Instrument No. 2016061044 in Book N/A Page N/A of Official Records in the office of the County Recorder of SAN LUIS OBISPO County, California, and pursuant to the Notice of Default and Election to Sell thereunder recorded 02/22/2018 in Book n/a, Page n/a, as Instrument No. 2018007011 of said Official Records, WILL SELL, on 06/28/2018 In the breezeway adjacent to the County General Services Building, 1087 Santa Rosa Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408 at 11:00AM, AT PUBLIC AUCTION TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER FOR CASH (payable at the time of sale in lawful money of the United States), all right, title and interest conveyed to and now held by it under said Deed of Trust in the property situated in said County and State hereinafter described: As more fully described on said Deed of Trust. The property address and other common designation, if any, of the real property described above is purported to be: 353 AND 323 GRAND AVENUE, SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA 93405 The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the property address and other common designation, if any, shown herein.

The total amount of the unpaid balance of the obligation secured by the property to be sold and reasonable estimated costs, expenses and advances at the time of the initial publication of the Notice of Sale is: $1,718,538.21 In addition to cash, the Trustee will accept a cashier’s check drawn on a state or national bank, a check drawn by a state or federal credit union or a check drawn by a state or federal savings and loan association, savings association or savings bank specified in Section 5102 of the Financial Code and authorized to do business in this state. In the event tender other than cash is accepted the Trustee may withhold the issuance of the Trustee’s Deed until funds become available to the payee or endorsee as a matter of right. Said sale will be made, but without covenant or warranty, express or implied regarding title, possession or encumbrances, to satisfy the indebtedness secured by said Deed, advances thereunder, with interest as provided therein, and the unpaid principal balance of the Note secured by said Deed with interest thereon as provided in said Note, fees, charges and expenses of the trustee and the trusts created by said Deed of Trust. Dated: 05/30/2018 FIRST AMERICAN TITLE COMPANY, as said Trustee 330 SOQUEL AVENUE SANTA CRUZ, CA, 95062 (831) 426-6500 By: DEBORAH L. HOWEY FORECLOSURE OFFICER FOR SALE INFORMATION: www.nationwideposting.com, or (916) 939-0772 NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest

LegaL Notices bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code.

The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call or visit this Internet Web site: www.nationwideposting.com or call: (916) 939-0772, using the file number assigned to this case (see File No). Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site.

The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. NPP0333628 To: NEW TIMES 06/07/2018, 06/14/2018, 06/21/2018

NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE. TS 41940 LN BOySEN TO 170032076.

YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST DATED 5/24/2016. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. A public auction sale to the highest bidder for cash, cashier’s check drawn on a state or national bank, check drawn by a state or federal credit union, or a check drawn by a state or federal savings and loan association, or savings association, or savings bank specified in Section 5102 of the Financial Code and authorized to do business in this state will be held by the duly appointed trustee as shown below, of all right, title, and interest conveyed to and now held by the trustee in the hereinafter described property under and pursuant to a Deed of Trust described below.

NOTICE: ALL AMERICAN FORECLOSURE SERVICE, AS TRUSTEE, WILL NOT ACCEPT THIRD PARTY ENDORSED CASHIER’S CHECKS. ALL CASHIER’S CHECKS MUST BE PAYABLE DIRECTLY TO ALL AMERICAN FORECLOSURE SERVICE. The sale will be made, but without covenant or warranty, expressed or implied, regarding title, possession, or encumbrances, to pay the remaining principal sum of the note(s) secured by the Deed of Trust, with interest and late charges thereon, as provided in the note(s), advances, under the terms of the Deed of Trust, interest thereon, fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee for the total amount (at the time of the initial publication of the Notice of Sale) reasonably estimated to be set forth below.

The amount may be greater on the day of sale. Trustor: DAVID JOSEPH BOYSEN AND MERRY LYNN BOYSEN, HUSBAND AND WIFE AS JOINT TENANTS, Duly Appointed Trustee: All American Foreclosure Service.

Recorded 5/26/2016 as Instrument No. 2016024109 of Official Records in the office of the Recorder of San Luis Obispo County, California. Date of Sale: 6/21/2018 at 11:00 AM. Place of Sale: In the breezeway adjacent to the County General Services Bldg. located at 1087 Santa Rosa St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401.

Amount of unpaid balance and other charges: $214,011.28. Street Address or other common designation of real property: 292 El Dorado Way, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. A.P.N.: 010-154-002. The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address or other common designation, if any, shown above. If no street address or other common designation is shown, directions to the location of the property may be obtained by sending a written request to the beneficiary within 10 days of the date of first publication of this Notice of Sale. If the Trustee is unable to convey title for any reason, the successful bidder’s sole and exclusive remedy shall be the return of the monies paid to the trustee and the successful bidder shall have no recourse. If the sale is set aside for any reason, the Purchaser at the sale shall be entitled only to a return of the deposit paid. The Purchaser shall have no further recourse against the Mortgagor, the Mortgagee, or the Mortgagee’s Attorney. NOTICE

LegaL Notices TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself.

Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property.

You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call (805) 543-7088 or visit this Internet Web site www.eloandata.com , using the file number assigned to this case 41940. Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. Date: 5/29/2018. All American Foreclosure Service, 1363 Marsh Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 (805) 543-7088. Sheryle A. Machado, Certified Trustee Sale Officer May 31, June 7, & 14, 2018

NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE. TS 41967 LN SISAMOUTH TO 180036623.

YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST DATED 3/30/2017. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. A public auction sale to the highest bidder for cash, cashier’s check drawn on a state or national bank, check drawn by a state or federal credit union, or a check drawn by a state or federal savings and loan association, or savings association, or savings bank specified in Section 5102 of the Financial Code and authorized to do business in this state will be held by the duly appointed trustee as shown below, of all right, title, and interest conveyed to and now held by the trustee in the hereinafter described property under and pursuant to a Deed of Trust described below.

NOTICE: ALL AMERICAN FORECLOSURE SERVICE, AS TRUSTEE, WILL NOT ACCEPT THIRD PARTY ENDORSED CASHIER’S CHECKS. ALL CASHIER’S CHECKS MUST BE PAYABLE DIRECTLY TO ALL AMERICAN FORECLOSURE SERVICE. The sale will be made, but without covenant or warranty, expressed or implied, regarding title, possession, or encumbrances, to pay the remaining principal sum of the note(s) secured by the Deed of Trust, with interest and late charges thereon, as provided in the note(s), advances, under the terms of the Deed of Trust, interest thereon, fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee for the total amount (at the time of the initial publication of the Notice of Sale) reasonably estimated to be set forth below. The amount may be greater on the day of sale. Trustor: VANH SISAMOUTH, AN UNMARRIED MAN, Duly Appointed Trustee: All American Foreclosure Service. Recorded 8/17/2017 as Instrument No. 2017036645 of Official Records in the office of the Recorder of San Luis Obispo County, California. Date of Sale: 7/13/2018 at 11:00 AM. Place of Sale: In the breezeway adjacent to the County General Services Bldg. located at 1087 Santa Rosa St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401.

Amount of unpaid balance and other charges: $17,375.08. Street Address or other common designation of real property: Vacant Land- Big Bear Park Trail, California Valley [LOT 102, UNIT 9]. A.P.N.: 084-291-048.

PARCEL 1: LOT 102 UNIT 9, CALIFORNIA VALLEY, AS PER RECORD OF SURVEY RECORDED IN BOOK 11, OF RECORDS OF SURVEY, PAGE 11 RECORDS OF SAID COUNTY. EXCEPTING THEREFROM AN UNDIVIDED ONE (1%) PERCENT OF ALL OIL, GAS AND/OR OTHER HYDROCARBON SUBSTANCES WHICH MAY BE

LegaL Notices PRODUCED AND SAVED FROM SAID LANDS AS RESERVED BY GOLDTREE INVESTMENTS CO., IN DEED DATED APRIL 25, 1936 AND RECORDED NOVEMBER 23, 1936 IN BOOK 204, PAGE 416 OF OFFICIAL RECORDS. ALSO EXCEPTING THEREFROM AN UNDIVIDED FORTY-NINE (49%) PER CENT OF ALL OIL, GAS AND OTHER HYDROCARBON SUBSTANCES LYING IN, UNDER OR UPON SAID PROPERTY LYING BELOW A DEPTH OF FIVE HUNDRED (500) FEET FROM THE SURFACE BUT WITHOUT RIGHT OF SURFACE ENTRY. PARCEL 2: A NON EXCLUSIVE EASEMENT FOR INGRESS AND EGRESS OVER, ALONG, AND ACROSS THE STREETS AS REFERRED TO AND SHOWN ON ALL PRESENTLY RECORDED RECORDS OF SURVEY OF UNITS OF CALIFORNIA VALLEY. The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address or other common designation, if any, shown above. If no street address or other common designation is shown, directions to the location of the property may be obtained by sending a written request to the beneficiary within 10 days of the date of first publication of this Notice of Sale. If the Trustee is unable to convey title for any reason, the successful bidder’s sole and exclusive remedy shall be the return of the monies paid to the trustee and the successful bidder shall have no recourse. If the sale is set aside for any reason, the Purchaser at the sale shall be entitled only to a return of the deposit paid. The Purchaser shall have no further recourse against the Mortgagor, the Mortgagee, or the Mortgagee’s Attorney. NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself.

Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property.

You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call (805) 543-7088 or visit this Internet Web site http://eloandata.com/ , using the file number assigned to this case 41967. Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. Date: 6/5/2018. All American Foreclosure Service, 1363 Marsh Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 (805) 5437088. Sheryle A. Machado , Certified Trustee Sale Officer June 14, 21, & 28, 2018

NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE. TS 41968 LN LASTABLAS TO 180036756.

LegaL Notices CASHIER’S CHECKS MUST BE PAYABLE DIRECTLY TO ALL AMERICAN FORECLOSURE SERVICE. The sale will be made, but without covenant or warranty, expressed or implied, regarding title, possession, or encumbrances, to pay the remaining principal sum of the note(s) secured by the Deed of Trust, with interest and late charges thereon, as provided in the note(s), advances, under the terms of the Deed of Trust, interest thereon, fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee for the total amount (at the time of the initial publication of the Notice of Sale) reasonably estimated to be set forth below.

The amount may be greater on the day of sale. Trustor: Las Tablas Partners, LLC, Duly Appointed Trustee: All American Foreclosure Service.

Recorded 12/8/2016 as Instrument No. 2016-064831 of Official Records in the office of the Recorder of San Luis Obispo County, California.

Date of Sale: 7/11/2018 at 11:00 AM. Place of Sale: In the breezeway adjacent to the County General Services Bldg. located at 1087 Santa Rosa St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. Amount of unpaid balance and other charges: $784,024.63.

Street Address or other common designation of real property: Parcel 3 of PM CO-77-438, Vacant LandLas Tablas Rd (040-289-014) AND Parcel 1 of PM CO-77-381, Vacant Land- Las Tablas Rd (040-289-015).

A.P.N.: 040-289-014 AND 040-289015 PARCEL 1: (APN 040-289014) PARCEL 3 OF PARCEL MAP NO. CO-77-438, IN THE COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO, STATE OF CALIFORNIA, RECORDED JULY 18, 1978 IN BOOK 26, PAGE 33 OF PARCEL MAPS, IN THE OFFICE OF THE COUNTY RECORDER OF SAID COUNTY. PARCEL 2: (APN 040-289015) PARCEL 1 OF PARCEL MAP NO. CO-77-381, IN THE COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO, STATE OF CALIFORNIA, ACCORDING TO MAP RECORDED DECEMBER 29, 1978 IN BOOK 27, PAGE 38 OF PARCEL MAPS. .

The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address or other common designation, if any, shown above. If no street address or other common designation is shown, directions to the location of the property may be obtained by sending a written request to the beneficiary within 10 days of the date of first publication of this Notice of Sale. If the Trustee is unable to convey title for any reason, the successful bidder’s sole and exclusive remedy shall be the return of the monies paid to the trustee and the successful bidder shall have no recourse. If the sale is set aside for any reason, the Purchaser at the sale shall be entitled only to a return of the deposit paid. The Purchaser shall have no further recourse against the Mortgagor, the Mortgagee, or the Mortgagee’s Attorney. NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself.

Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property.

You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call (805) 543-7088 or visit this Internet Web site http://eloandata.com/ , using the file number assigned to this case 41968. Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. Date: 6/8/2018. All American Foreclosure Service, 1363 Marsh Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 (805) 5437088. Sheryle A. Machado , Certified Trustee Sale Officer

YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST DATED 11/2/2016. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. A public auction sale to the highest bidder for cash, cashier’s check drawn on a state or national bank, check drawn by a state or federal credit union, or a check drawn by a state or federal savings and loan association, or savings association, or savings bank specified in Section 5102 of the Financial Code and authorized to do business in this state will be held by the duly appointed trustee as shown below, of all right, title, and interest conveyed to and now held by the trustee in the hereinafter described property under and pursuant to a Deed of Trust described below.

NOTICE: ALL AMERICAN FORECLOSURE SERVICE, AS TRUSTEE, WILL NOT ACCEPT THIRD PARTY ENDORSED CASHIER’S CHECKS. ALL June 14, 21, & 28, 2018

Hearing to consider a request by Paul Pimentel for a Lot Line Adjustment (COAL 18-0056)/Coastal Development Permit to adjust the lot lines between two parcels of 18,441 and 18,447 square feet each, resulting in two parcels of 16,909.5 and 19,978.5 square feet each. The project will not result in the creation of any additional parcels. The proposed project is within the Residential Single Family land use category and is located at 474 Pacific Avenue, in the community of Cayucos. The site is in the Estero planning area. Also to be considered is the environmental determination for the project. A Categorical Exemption (Class 5) from the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA) is proposed for this project.

County File Number: SUB2018-00021 Assessor Parcel Number: 054-148-010 Supervisorial District: 2 Date Accepted: 06/11/2018 Project Manager: Stephanie Fuhs Recommendation: Approval June 14, 2018

LegaL Notices NOTICE SUMMONS NOTICE TO DEFENDANT: (AVISO AL DEMANDADO): DENNIS MASSIE, AN INDIVIDUAL; SAMANTHA MASSIE, AN INDIVIDUAL: AND DOES 1 THrOUgH 30, INCLUSIVE, YOU ArE BEINg SUED

BY PLAINTIFF: (LO ESTÁ DEMANDANDO EL DEMANDANTE): JUDITH LOCKE, AND INDIVIDUAL CASE NUMBEr: 18CVP-0105

Notice! You have been sued. The court may decide against you without your being heard unless you respond in 30 days. Read the information below.

You have 30 CALENDAR DAYS after this summons and legal papers are served on you to file a written response at this court and have a copy served on the plaintiff. A letter or phone call will not protect you. Your written response must be in proper legal form if you want the court to hear your case. There may be a court form that you can use for your response. You can find these court forms and more information at the California Courts Online Self-Help Center (www.courtinfo.ca.gov/selfhelp), your county law library, or the courthouse nearest you. If you cannot pay the filing fee, ask the court clerk for a fee waiver form. If you do not file your response on time, you may lose the case by default, and your wages, money and property may be taken without further warning from the court.

There are other legal requirements.

You may want to call an attorney right away. If you do not know an attorney, you may want to call an attorney referral service. If you cannot afford an attorney, you may be eligible for free legal services from a nonprofit legal services program. You can locate these nonprofit groups at the California Legal Services Web site (www. lawhelpcalifornia.org), the California Courts online Self-Help Center (www. courtinfo.ca.gov/selfhelp), or by contacting your local court or county bar association. NOTE: The court has a statutory lien for waived fees and costs on any settlement or arbitration award of $10,000 or more in a civil case. The court’s lien must be paid before the court will dismiss the case. ¡AVISO! Lo han demandado. Si no responde dentro de 30 dias, la corte puede decidir en su contra sin escuchar su version. Lea la informacion a continuacion.

Tiene 30 DIAS CALENDARIOS despues de que le entreguen esta citacion y papeles legales para presentar una repuesta por escrito en esta corte y hacer que se entregue una copia al demandante. Una carta o una llamada telefonica no lo protegen. Su respuesta por escrito tiene que estar en formato legal correcto si desea que procesen su caso en la corte. Es posible que haya un formulario que usted puede usar para su respuesta. Puede encontrar estos formuleriors de la corte y mas informacion en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California (www.courtinfo. ca.gov/selfhelp/espanol), en la biblioteca de leyes de su condado o en la corte que le quede mas cerca. Si no puede pagar la cuota de presentacion, pida al secretario de la corte que le de un formulario de exencion de pago de cuotas. Si no presenta su repuesta a tiempo, puede perder

LegaL Notices el caso por incumplimiento y la corte la podra quitar su sueldo, dinero y bienes sin mas advertencia.

Hay otros requistas legales. Es recomendable que llame a un abogado inmediamente. Si no conoce a un abogado, puede llamar a un servicio de remision a abogados. Si no puede pagar a un abogado, es posible que cumpla con los requisitos para obtener servicios legales gratuitos de un programa de servicios legales sin fines de lucro. Puede encontrar estos grupos sin fines de lucro en el sitio web de California Legal Services, (www.lawhelpcalifornia. org), en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California, (www.sucorte. ca.gov) o poniendose en contacto con la corte o el colegio de abogados locales. AVISO: Por ley, la corte tiene derecho a reclamar ias cuotas y los costos exentos por imponer un gravamen sobre cualquier recuperacion de $10,000 o mas de valor recibida mediante un acuerdo ao una consesion de artitraje en un caso dce derecho civll. Tiene que pagar el gravamen de la corte antes de que la corte pueda desechar el caso.

LegaL Notices OrDEr TO SHOW CAUSE FOr CHANgE OF NAME CASE NUMBEr: 18CV-0322

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 06/27/2018, Time: 9:00 am, Dept.

9 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: May 21, 2018 /s/: Barry T. Labarbera, Judge of the Superior Court May 24, 31, June 7, & 14, 2018

SUMMONS BY PUBLICATION

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE STATE OF OREGON FOR THE COUNTY OF HARNEY. Case No. 18CV13506.

KIMBERLY DOTYTo all interested persons: HARRIS, Plaintiff, v. BENNER HARRIS Petitioner: Makayla Moreno filed a and UNKNOWN HEIRS OF LENORE A. petition with this court for a decree HARRIS, Defendants. changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: MaKayla Kiara Asher To: BENNER HARRIS and UNKNOWN Moreno to PROPOSED NAME: MaKay- HEIRS OF LENORE A. HARRIS. la Kiara Asher Garcia, PRESENT NAME: Juliet Rebekah Goetz to PRO- IN THE NAME OF THE STATE OF POSED NAME: Juliet Rebekah Garcia OREGON you are hereby required to appear and defend the complaint THE COURT ORDERS: that all per- filed against you in the above-entitled sons interested in this matter appear cause within 30 days from the date before this court at the hearing indi- of service of this summons on you. cated below to show cause, if any, If you fail to appear and defend, the why the petition for change of name plaintiff will apply to the court for the should not be granted. Any person relief demanded in the complaint. objecting to the name changes described above must file a written ob- NOTICE TO DEFENDANT: READ jection that includes the reasons for THESE PAPERS CAREFULLY! the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard You must “appear” in this case or the and must appear at the hearing to other side will win automatically. To show cause why the petition should “appear” you must file with the court not be granted. If no written objection a legal document called a “motion” or is timely filed, the court may grant “answer.” The “motion” or “answer” must be given to the court clerk or the petition without a hearing. administrator within 30 days of the NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: date of first publication specified 07/18/2018, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. herein along with the required filing 9 at the Superior Court of California, fee. It must be in proper form and County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 have proof of service on the plaintiff’s Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, attorney or, if the plaintiff does not CA 93408. A copy of this Order to have an attorney, proof of service on Show Cause shall be published at the plaintiff. least once each week for four suc- If you have questions, you should see cessive weeks prior to the date set an attorney immediately. If you need for hearing on the petition in the help in finding an attorney, you may following newspaper of general cir- contact the Oregon State Bar’s Lawculation, printed in this county: New yer Referral Service online at www. oregonstatebar.org or by calling Times (503) 684-3763 (in the Portland metropolitan area) or toll-free elsewhere Date: May 29, 2018 in Oregon at (800) 452-7636. /s/: Tana L. Coates, Judge of the Superior Court Summary statement of the object of June 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2018 the complaint and the demand for

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME

NEW FILE NO. 2018-1260 OLD FILE NO. 2014-1052 Morro Bay Hearing Aid Center, 1052 Main St., Ste.B, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 05-08-2014. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: J. B. Communications Devices, Inc. (325 B-11 E. Betteravia Rd., Santa Maria, CA 93454). This business was conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ John M. Burges, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-08-2018. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By Can.Wood, Deputy Clerk.

June 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2018

CASE NUMBER: 18CVP-0105 The name and address of the court is: (El nombre y dirección de la corte es): SUPERIOR COURT OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA, SAN LUIS OBISPO COUNTY SUPERIOR COURT 901 Park Street Paso Robles, CA 93446 The name, address, and telephone number of plaintiff’s attorney, or plaintiff without an attorney, is: (El nombre, la dirección y el número STATEMENT OF de teléfono del abogado del demanABANDONMENT dante, o del demandante que no tiene abogado, es): OF USE OF FICTITIOUS Krista K. Sabin (Bar # 234122) Ogden & Fricks LLP BUSINESS NAME 656 Santa Rosa Street, Suite 2B NEW FILE NO. 2018-1428 San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 OLD FILE NO. 2016-1657 805-544-5600 Thai Elephant Restaurant, 561 five Date: 03-27-2018 Cities Dr., Pismo Beach, CA 93449.

By: /s/ Michael Powell, Clerk /s/, San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious C.M. Kastner, Deputy Clerk, business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on May 31, June 7, 14, & 21, 2018 07-11-2016. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictiOrDEr TO SHOW tious business name: Vanvipa, LLC (561 five Cities Dr., Pismo Beach, CAUSE FOr CHANgE CA 93449). This business was conducted by A CA Limited Liability OF NAME CASE Company /s/ Anek Thammuenyong, NUMBEr: 18CV-0304 Owner. This statement was filed with To all interested persons: the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo Petitioner: Zachary Ethan Karper filed on 05-30-2018. I hereby certify that a petition with this court for a decree this copy is a correct copy of the changing names as follows: PRES- statement on file in my office. (Seal) ENT NAME: Zachary Ethan Karper Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By S. to PROPOSED NAME: Niko Atticus Kramos, Deputy Clerk.

DeRienzo June 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2018 THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

for the week of June 14

LegaL Notices

STATEMENT OF WITHDrAWAL FrOM PArTNErSHIP OPErATINg UNDEr A FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME

NEW FILE NO. 2018-1426 OLD FILE NO. 2016-2901 DEBBY’S CARE, 6750 Your Mountain Rd., Templeton, CA 93465, San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in the county on 12-13-2016.

The following person(s) have/has withdrawn as a General Partner(s) from the partnership under the fictitious business name: Suzanne Gerbasi (3191 Orcutt Rd., Santa Maria, CA 93455) and Dawn Stokes (13677 Palo Verde Rd., Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Suzanne Gerbasi, Dawn Stokes. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-302018. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By N.Balseiro, Deputy Clerk.

June 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2018.

relief: Plaintiff requests a judgment in equity to establish sole title in Plaintiff to the real property described as: Land in Harney County, Oregon, as follows: In Twp. 36 S., R. 33 E., W.M.: Sec. 1: N1/2S1/2 of Lot 1.

Said title is currently in the name of Lenore A. Harris.

DATED AND FIRST PUBLISHED this __31__ day of May, 2018.

Attorneys for Plaintiff: Tim Beaubien, OSB#141505. John B Lamborn P.C. 191 West A St., Burns, OR 97720.

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AMENDED NOTICE OF HEArINg rEQUEST FOr OrDEr: QrDO SIgNATUrE FrANK JOHN BOYLE PETITIONEr rACHEL grACE BOYLE rESPONDENT 15FL-0351

TO PETITIONER: BOYLE

FRANK

JOHN

A COURT HEARING WILL BE HELD AS FOLLOWS: August 6, 2018 at 9:00AM in Dept.: 4 at Superior Court of CA, County of San Luis Obispo, County Government Center, 1035 Palm St., Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

WARNING to the person served with the Request for Order: The court may make the requested order without you if you do not file a Responsive Declaration to Request for Order (Form FL-320), serve a copy on the other parties at least nine court days before the hearing (unless the court has ordered a shorter period of time), and appear at the hearing (See form FL-320-INFO for more information).

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): My Aries acquaintance Tatiana decided to eliminate sugar from her diet. She drew up a plan to avoid it completely for 30 days, hoping to permanently break its hold over her. I was surprised to learn that she began the project by making a Dessert Altar in her bedroom, where she placed a chocolate cake and five kinds of candy. She testified that it compelled her willpower to work even harder and become even stronger than if she had excluded all sweet treats from her sight. Do you think this strenuous trick might work for you as you battle your own personal equivalent of a sugar addiction? If not, devise an equally potent strategy.

You’re on the verge of forever escaping a temptation that’s no good for you. Or you’re close to vanquishing an influence that has undermined you. Or both.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You have caressed and finessed The Problem. You have tickled and teased and tinkered with it.

Now I suggest you let it alone for a while. Give it breathing room. Allow it to evolve under the influence of the tweaks you have instigated. Although you may need to return and do further work in a few weeks, my guess is that The Problem’s knots are now destined to metamorphose into seeds. The awkwardness you massaged with your love and care will eventually yield a useful magic.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “Whether you love what you love or live in divided ceaseless revolt against it, what you love is your fate.”

Gemini poet Frank Bidart wrote that in his poem “Guilty of Dust,” and now I offer it to you. Why? Because it’s an excellent time to be honest with yourself as you identify whom and what you love. It’s also a favorable phase to assess whether you are in any sense at odds with whom and what you love; and if you find you are, to figure out how to be in more harmonic alignment with whom and what you love. Finally, dear Gemini, now is a key moment to vividly register the fact that the story of your life in the coming years will pivot around your relationship with whom and what you love.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Congratulations on the work you’ve done to cleanse the psychic toxins from your soul, Cancerian. I love how brave you’ve been as you’ve jettisoned outworn shticks, inadequate theories, and irrelevant worries. It makes my heart sing to have seen you summon the self-respect necessary to stick up for your dreams in the face of so many confusing signals. I do feel a tinge of sadness that your heroism hasn’t been better appreciated by those around you.

Is there anything you can do to compensate? Like maybe intensify the appreciation you give yourself?

LEO

IN PRO PER RACHEL G. BOYLE RESPONDENT

(July 23-Aug. 22): I hope you’re reaching the final stages of your year-long project to make yourself as solid and steady as possible. I trust you have been building a stable foundation that will serve you well for at least the next five years. I pray you have been creating a rich sense of community and establishing vital new traditions and surrounding yourself with environments that bring out the best in you. If there’s any more work to be done in these sacred tasks, intensify your efforts in the coming weeks. If you’re behind schedule, please make up for lost time.

June 14, 21, 28, & July 5, 2018

VIRGO

DATED: May 16, 2018 DEPUTY CLERK /S/ S.KRUSE

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “Necessity is the mother of invention,” says an old proverb. In other words, when your need for some correction or improvement becomes overwhelming, you may be driven to get creative. Engineer Allen Dale put a different spin on the issue. He said that “if necessity is the mother of invention, then laziness is the father.” Sci-fi writer Robert Heinlein agreed, asserting that “progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things.”

I’m not sure if necessity or laziness will be your motivation, Virgo, but I suspect that the coming weeks could be a golden age of invention for you. What practical innovations might you launch? What useful improvements can you finagle?

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LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Would you have turned out wiser and wealthier if you had dropped out of school in third grade?

Would it have been better to apprentice yourself to a family of wolves or coyotes rather than trusting your educational fate to institutions whose job it was to acclimate you to society’s madness? I’m happy to let you know that you’re entering a phase when you’ll find it easier than usual to unlearn any old conditioning that might be suppressing your ability to fulfill your rich potentials. I urge you to seek out opportunities to unleash your skills and enhance your intelligence.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The temptation to overdramatize is strong.

Going through with a splashy but messy conclusion may have a perverse appeal. But why not wrap things up with an elegant whisper instead of a garish bang? Rather than impressing everyone with how amazingly complicated your crazy life is, why not quietly lay the foundations for a low-key resolution that will set the stage for a productive sequel?

Taking the latter route will be much easier on your karma, and in my opinion will make for just as interesting a story.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Each of us harbors rough, vulnerable, controversial, or unhoned facets of our identity. And every one of us periodically reaches turning points when it becomes problematic to keep those qualities buried or immature. We need to make them more visible and develop their potential. I suspect you have arrived at such a turning point. So on behalf of the cosmos, I hereby invite you to enjoy a period of ripening and self-revelation. And I do mean “enjoy.” Find a way to have fun.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): For the next two-plus weeks, an unusual rule will be in effect: The more you lose, the more you gain.

That means you will have an aptitude for eliminating hassles, banishing stress, and shedding defense mechanisms.

You’ll be able to purge emotional congestion that has been preventing clarity. You’ll have good intuitions about how to separate yourself from influences that have made you weak or angry. I’m excited for you, Capricorn! A load of old, moldy karma could dissolve and disperse in what seems like a twinkling. If all goes well, you’ll be traveling much lighter by July 1.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): I suggest you avoid starting a flirtatious correspondence with a convict who’ll be in jail for another 28 years. OK? And don’t snack on fugu, the Japanese delicacy that can poison you if the cook isn’t careful about preparing it. Please? And don’t participate in a séance where the medium summons the spirits of psychotic ancestors or diabolical celebrities with whom you imagine it might be interesting to converse. Got that? I understand you might be in the mood for high adventure and out-of-the-ordinary escapades. And that will be fine and healthy as long as you also exert a modicum of caution and discernment.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): I suggest that you pat yourself on the back with both hands as you sing your own praises and admire your own willful beauty in three mirrors simultaneously. You have won stirring victories over not just your own personal version of the devil, but also over your own inertia and sadness. From what I can determine, you have corralled what remains of the forces of darkness into a comfy holding cell, sealing off those forces from your future.

They won’t bother you for a very long time, maybe never again. Right now you would benefit from a sabbatical—a vacation from all this high-powered character-building. May I suggest you pay a restorative visit to the Land of Sweet Nonsense? ∆

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