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Turning tragedy into movement ..... 16 South County gets school supplies.... 18 Santa Lucia School carries on ........20 Push for social-emotional ed .........23 The job of a school board member .....24

news Arroyo Grande disbands advisory bodies ..............................................4 Waste management leader placed on leave ...........................................8

opinion Defend a free press ....................... 10 Conservatives are under attack ..... 10

arts STAGE: A fun time at the Forum ....40 ARTISANS: Reviving ornamental turning ............................................43

flavor FOOD: Breaking Bread’s new toast ...................................... 51

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ach fall brings a brand new school year brimming with well-stocked backpacks, unspoiled expectations, and those firstday-of-school jitters. It also brings you New Times’ annual Education Today issue. In this week’s paper, read about a SLO family’s push to address student stress and mental health [16]; an Arroyo Grande nonprofit that’s providing school supplies CLASS IS IN SESSION With and clothes to kids who need them [18]; how the a new school Santa Lucia School in Templeton is adjusting to year underway, check out New the retirement of its founder [20]; why socialTimes’ batch of emotional learning is gaining traction in K-12 Education Today stories starting education [23]; and what it really takes to serve on page 16. as a school board member [24]. This week, you can also read about what advisory bodies the city of Arroyo Grande is cutting [4] ; the retirement/leave of SLO County Integrated Waste Management Authority’s manager [8] ; why SLO Repertory Theater’s latest production will have you stiches [40] ; a Morro Bay artist who’s using the ancient craft of ornamental turning [43] ; and how Breaking Bread Bakery’s new location in SLO is reimagining the toast experience [46].

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Arroyo Grande Council to disband traffic, parks, and historical resource commissions

n a significant departure from past practices, the city of Arroyo Grande will disband three of its citizen advisory bodies, drawing criticism from the volunteers who serve on them. The City Council voted 3-1 at an Aug. 14 meeting to move forward with an ordinance to dissolve the city’s Traffic Commission, Parks and Recreation Commission, and its Historical Resources Committee. The decision was made as part of a package of cost-saving measures laid out in the city’s budget. While the move will save the city money and staff time, that appeared to be little consolation for some of the commission members who attended the meeting to argue in favor of keeping the three advisory bodies. “This is kind of like being dumped by your boyfriend and you’re not ready,” said Shirley Gibson, one of the five members of the Historic Resources Committee. Advisory bodies like the commissions don’t have the power to make policy, but they do hear testimony from the public and consider needs and issues brought to them by members of the community. They can make recommendations to other boards like the Planning Commission and the City Council. City Manager Jim Bergman said disbanding the three commissions would offset staff cuts to the city’s parks and community development departments. Those cuts were made to help close a $900,000 gap in the city’s budget. “Quite frankly, this is a difficult recommendation to make,” Bergman said. Eliminating the commissions will save about 30 hours of time for staff each month. Staff used that time to generate reports, public notices, and staffing meetings for the three commissions. Bergman said those 30 hours represent an estimated $30,000 a year in salary and benefits. According to a city staff report,

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MAKING A CASE Arroyo Grande is moving forward with plans to disband three citizen advisory commissions. Arroyo Grande Historical Commission Chairman Bill Hart (above) argued against the decision at an Aug. 14 meeting.

other commissions or city departments would essentially absorb the duties and responsibilities of the disbanded commissions. In a presentation to the council, Bergman also noted that all three commissions have canceled more than half of their meetings scheduled for the calendar year. A staff report stated that many of the city advisory commissions were formed in the 1970s and ’80s, when residents had fewer ways to communicate with city officials about important issues. Since then, social media, email, and other platforms have expanded that ability, Bergman argued. “Change is hard, but all organizations do it,” he said. But the appointed volunteers who staff the commissions weren’t sold on the idea. Historical

Resources Committee Chairman Bill Hart said getting rid of his commission sent a bad message to the public. “What does it say to our community members in this historic city when we get rid of this committee?” he asked the council. Kenneth Price, who sits on the Traffic Commission, called the recommendation shortsighted and said it was a “step too far.” “I think we are a really worthwhile commission, and I am disappointed that this is the way they are going,” Price told New Times. “My experience is that, over the years, we’ve been able to provide information that [the city] hasn’t thought about or hasn’t thought through.” Councilmember Caren Ray was the lone vote against the recommendation. She worried that getting rid of the commissions would hurt the city’s ability to communicate with residents. “I’m telling you right now, I’m not sold on this,” she said. The council members who voted in favor of the recommendation—Barbara Harmon, Tim Brown, and Mayor Jim Hill (Kristen Barneich was absent)—indicated that other methods, such as holding focused community and stakeholder meetings on specific issues and projects, could better fulfill the functions of the commissions. “I think this is a paradigm shift,” Harmon said. “It’s a new reality.” Brown agreed, and noted that council could always vote to bring the three advisory bodies back at a later date. “If we find out that this doesn’t work, it’s not set in stone,” he said. The ordinance to disband the commissions will come back to the council for a second vote at a future City Council meeting. Δ —Chris McGuinness

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SLO Planning Commission opposes latest version Anholm bikeway

A stalled plan to put a bike boulevard through a San Luis Obispo neighborhood continues to flummox city leaders and anger residents. SLO Planning Commissioners opposed yet another iteration of the more than 2-year-old Anholm Bikeway Plan on Aug. 14, unanimously voting against sending support to the City Council for a proposal that would redistribute traffic in the neighborhood to create a safe throughway for bikes traveling between downtown and Foothill Boulevard. The city’s newest plan calls for installing a traffic diverter on Broad Street to force cars onto Chorro Street, which would increase traffic on Chorro but reduce volumes on Broad for bicyclists. It also includes other traffic calming measures, like speed bumps, on both streets. City transportation officials scaled back the plan from its previous version—a protected, two-way bike lane—after it drew the ire of the neighborhood for its elimination of 73 onstreet parking spaces. Staff’s alternative plan, presented on Aug. 14, preserved all parking and

resulted in an estimated 65 percent reduction in vehicle flows on Broad. But planning commissioners said they couldn’t support the bikeway’s impact on Chorro, which, per the plan, would take on a 55 percent increase in traffic and demand reclassifying it as an “arterial” street instead of a “collector” street in the general plan. Commissioners appeared frustrated by wanting to support SLO’s bicycle and climate action goals, while also having serious qualms about the project. A “no-win situation,” and “a square peg in a round hole,” is how Commissioners Chuck Stevenson and John McKenzie described it, respectively. Dozens of Anholm residents attended the meeting and most voiced their displeasure for the project. The commission allotted 10 minutes of public comment to neighborhood homeowner and mayoral candidate Keith Gurnee, who presented an alternative design for the bikeway. City staff claimed that Gurnee’s plan would lead to increased traffic volumes on both Broad and Chorro streets. “The real preferred resolution is to leave things as they are,” Gurnee said. Residents took issue with the city’s traffic NEWS continued page 7

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Morro Bay certifies the EIR for its wastewater treatment plant Amid potential impacts on Chumash sacred sites, the city of Morro Bay certified its final environmental impact report (EIR) to install a wastewater treatment facility on South Bay Boulevard at an Aug. 14 City Council meeting. Its next challenge is securing the funding for the project. According to a staff report, the city’s preferred alignment for the pipelines at the proposed South Bay Boulevard site are near several potential or known archeological sensitive sites. City Manager Scott Collins told New Times that the city and The Northern Chumash Tribal Council have been collaboratively working on an alternative pipeline route with the approval of the California Department of Transportation (Caltrans). “After constructive negotiation and reviewing adjustments to the pipeline alignment, the Northern Chumash Tribal Council Inc. is pleased to announce that a collaborative new project pipeline alignment satisfies the California Tribal Resource Preservation process, and has the support of the Northern Chumash Tribal Council Inc.,” Fred Collins, chairman of the tribal council, wrote in a letter to the city. The city does anticipate additional costs with the alternative, but the city manager said there is a conservative amount in the overall $126 million budget already set to cover the costs of environmental impacts. Five years and 17 proposed sites later, Morro Bay has finally locked in certification of the EIR for the wastewater treatment facility, but funding is still needed to get the project in motion—and that’s up to the community. At a July 10 meeting, the City Council unanimously voted on approving a Proposition 218 notice for a proposed water and sewer rate increase set for July 1, 2019. The protest period ends on Sept. 11, 2018. The fixed monthly surcharges billed per residential unit will total $41 per month for a single-family home. Multifamily and condominium units will incur a $32.80 per month total surcharge. Utility bills for an average single-family home

VIEWER DISCRETION could be as low as $168 or as high as $233. “We encourage the community members that are eligible for the Proposition 218 protest or who are considering protesting to really research the project,” Scott Collins said. The last rate increase was in 2015. The city manager told New Times that the funds went to sewer and water services and planning and research of the proposed wastewater project. The city was able to reserve about $10 million of those funds for the project. “That’s $10 million in cash that we can put down rather than having to get a loan, and it winds up saving a significant amount,” he said. “It results in a very big thing for the community, because we were also able to do all the studies to get us to this point.” The city is also under pressure from the Regional Water Quality Control Board, which issued an order on June 27 giving Morro Bay a maximum of five years to build a new facility to meet its new permit requirements. Morro Bay could face up to $50,000 a month in fines if it doesn’t meet the deadline. The existing wastewater treatment plant needs to be rebuilt due to age and condition as well as capacity and regulatory deficiencies. In 2013, the California Coastal Commission denied the city’s permit to build a new treatment plant near the existing site due to coastal hazards. —Karen Garcia

Grant to help expand opioid addiction treatment in county jail The war on opioid addiction has many fronts. That includes the SLO County jail, where officials are looking to expand one program for inmates struggling with addiction thanks to a state-sponsored grant. SLO County’s Behavioral Health Agency received a $25,000 grant in June to participate in a collaborative learning program to help it expand access to medication-assisted treatment (MAT) in the county jail. MAT is the use of FDA approved medications, such as methadone, in combination with behavioral therapy to treat substance abuse disorders. The grant was provided by the California Department of Health Care Services. The grant will allow county staff to participate in collaboration program with other counties looking to expand MAT in their jails. The program will provide technical assistance, best practices, and other resources to help develop countyspecific measures to broaden access to MAT in jail settings. “We will be able to learn about the best way to implement and expand MAT,” SLO County Jail Chief Medical officer Christy Mulkerin told New Times. Currently, the jail is able to continue treatment for inmates who enter the jail already on a MAT medication. The jail also provides the treatment to any pregnant inmates who enter the jail on an opiate drug. Mulkerin said the jail wants to extend the availability of MAT to inmates who have been using intermittently or daily on the streets once they’ve completed the jail’s withdrawal protocol, and help them continue the MAT as they transition out of custody.

“We want to offer this treatment of high-risk inmates before they leave jail so they can continue it out in the community,” Mulkerin said. The need to expand MAT in the jail is part of a larger campaign by public health officials, health care workers, and community advocates to combat use and abuse of heroin and opioid medication in SLO County. Last year, 22 individuals died as the result of opioid overdoes, according to data from the SLO County Opioid Safety Coalition. The SLO County Jail recorded a single opiaterelated death in 2014 when 29-year-old inmate Timothy Richard Janowicz was unresponsive in his cell due to a heroin overdose. In May 2018, a 65-year-old inmate was hospitalized after being found unresponsive in his jail bed. According to a press release from the SLO Sheriff’s Office, jail staff suspected the incident was caused by an illegal narcotic, and administered the antiopiate drug Narcan to the inmate. —Chris McGuinness

Atascadero community seeks new faces for City Council The members of the Atascadero City Council all served on the city’s Planning Commission before getting elected to their seats. In other words, they’ve been engaged in city politics for a long time. With three candidates vying for two vacant seats—left by Brian Sturtevant, who isn’t seeking re-election, and Heather Moreno, who is running for mayor—in the upcoming November election, community members such as Rick Mathews are calling for a fresh face. Mathews, the founder of Madrone Landscapes who’s served on several city commissions, said he’s on board with City Council candidate Susan Funk, a 10-year resident and businesswoman. “I think it’s a unique dynamic here in the city of Atascadero, some of it has to do with the longevity of residents and some of the issues are around nepotism,” he said. “I find Susan to be a refreshing change from that, I don’t feel like she comes with an agenda other than the genuine interest in seeing progress in quality development for our city.” According to a campaign finance statement, Funk has already raised more than $12,000 from local donors. And $500 of that came from the Atascadero Democratic Club, which supports Funk’s

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campaign. Funk owns Kailos Group Inc., a consulting company in the health care field. She said she works with companies to find opportunities to improve the quality of a product while reducing its cost. Funk’s campaign focuses on calling for the efficient use of resources—water, energy, and taxpayer dollars—creating a more engaged community, and active city support to create a thriving downtown. Her main goal, she said, is to work with the city and bring in local businesses to Atascadero in the hopes of boosting its revenue. “I think the critical thing for us is to be able to build an economy that’s strong enough to be able to sustain that [small town] feel while serving the needs of the whole community,” she said. While Funk’s been on the campaign trail since March, Mark Dariz is just beginning his campaign for a spot on the council. He has been an Atascadero planning commissioner since 2011, becoming its chair in 2015. He’s also served on the city’s Design Review Committee and San Luis Obispo County’s Regional Transportation Advisory Committee. “As an architect and wheelchair user for more than 30 years, I brought valuable perspective to the Planning Commission,” Dariz told New Times in an email. “I’ve worked to improve the quality of life for all Atascadero residents.” His campaign focuses on modeling open and transparent public communication, working with community leaders to bring jobs and businesses to the city, and using his experience as an architect to help guide development in the direction to strengthen the economy of the city. Heather Newsom a current Atascadero Parks and Recreation commissioner is also running for a City Council seat. Newsom did not reply to New Times’ request for comment before press time. Δ —Karen Garcia

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here is nothing outwardly abnormal about Bill Worrell’s retirement letter dated Aug. 7, Worrell, who has served as the manager of the SLO County Integrated Waste Management Authority (IWMA) since 1995, wrote that his decision was primarily motivated by the desire to spend more time with his family and address health issues. “Last month I turned 65 and had always considered that as an age at which I would retire,” he said. “It has been a pleasure working with each of you.” Worrell wrote that he would officially retire as of Sept. 11, but he won’t likely set foot back in his office between now and then. Just one day after he submitted the letter, the IWMA board unanimously voted to place him on paid administrative leave until his retirement. In addition, board Chairman and Grover Beach City Councilmember Jeff Lee said the board also voted to hire a forensic auditing firm to examine the agency. “The intent is to look at the organization to see if improvements can be made from accounting and policy standpoints,” Lee told New Times. When asked why the board voted to place Worrell on leave until his retirement date, Lee said he couldn’t discuss personnel matters. However, the vote comes after a report by a private investigator raised allegations that Worrell was misusing agency funds, which sparked an investigation by the SLO County District Attorney’s Office. Carl Knudsen, a former IRS auditor who previously investigated allegations of financial malfeasance at the South SLO County Sanitation District, authored the PHOTO COURTESY OF THE SLO COUNTY IWMA

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report that led to the DA’s investigation. In the report, Knudsen said that there was a “lack of documentation” for $445,077 in expenses on the IWMA credit card issued to Worrell. Knudsen added that he found several transactions on the card that “appeared to be personal in nature.” In addition, Knudsen raised concerns about large contracts granted to waste companies under Worrell’s tenure without going through a competitive bidding process, among other allegations. In a July 6 letter to Deputy District Attorney Michael Frye, Worrell said he provided the DA’s Office with a number of documents, including credit card statements, receipts, and other documentation. Worrell declined to speak with New Times for this story. A portion of Knudsen’s report also focused on the relationship between Worrell and Charles Tenborg, a wastemanagement businessman from Arroyo Grande. Both men were the subject of a 2012 article by CalCoastNews reporters Karen Velie and Daniel Blackburn. Tenborg sued CalCoastNews for libel, resulting in a $1.1 million judgment against the blog and its reporters. CalCoastNews appealed the judgment, and has stood by the story, claiming that during the trial it was not allowed to introduce witnesses and evidence that proved the story was true. After the verdict, a website called “CalCoastNews Defense Fund” appeared online, seeking donations to help with the appeal. The website also mentioned Knudsen’s IWMA investigation. In a January 2018 deposition, Velie said that she didn’t have access to the money raised by the defense fund, but indicated that some of the money may have been used to pay for “private investigators.” Knudsen’s report does not reference the defense fund, but was completed for an organization called “The Citizen’s Group of San Luis Obispo.” CalCoastNew’s appeal remains ongoing in state court. When asked if he felt the information in Knudsen’s report was credible, IWMA board Chairman Lee said that he’d not read every page but there was information in the report that the board “needed to take a look at.” He also said the IWMA would fully cooperate with the DA’s investigation. “We take these allegations very seriously,” he said. “When the information came forward, we took action.” Lee said the IWMA’s executive committee would meet in the near future to discuss appointing an interim manager to fill in for Worrell until a permanent replacement can be hired. ∆

AUDIT AHEAD The SLO County Integrated Waste Management Authority’s board voted on Aug. 8 to place its longtime manager on paid leave and will conduct an audit of the agency’s finances.

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Cyber safety I n a small building that houses community classrooms on the Cuesta College campus, there’s one classroom with four rows of computers. A student from either middle school or high school sits behind almost every screen. They’re not playing games or surfing the web, but they are learning how their computer operating system works. The students are enrolled in a oneweek cyber camp for kids to learn how to protect their screens. This is Ayen Johnson’s first time teaching the camp at Cuesta College, and he said the curriculum from the class comes from Cyber Patriot. Cyber Patriot is a national youth cyber education program created by the Air Force Association. The goal of the camp is to inspire K-12 students into cyber security careers or other science, technology, engineering, and mathematics (STEM) disciplines. Johnson said with the current highlevel security problems and network issues at the national level, it’s important that a program like this exists. “Just look at anything in the news that has to do with hackers or cyber criminals, and every single second something is happening,” he said. In the classroom, kids work on two computer operating systems: Linux—a free and open-sourced software operating system—and Windows 10. The students basically act as information technology (IT) personnel, who usually troubleshoot computer issues at home or for a business. These students learn what documents, files, and accounts are on the software. At the end of the camp, students get into groups of four or five and compete. They’re given a request from a company to clean the computer system of any and all files that don’t pertain to the business in three hours. Each item that’s removed or account that’s debugged is worth points. Christopher Dahl (15), Edward Chiang (12), and Grant Broersma (14) nabbed first place on Aug. 3. Dahl and Broersma manned the screens while Chiang did the research. “It’s just really fun, and it’s something that I enjoy doing. It’s not a job I would mind doing in the future, but for now it’s just fun,” Chiang said. With plastic gold medals around their

necks, the teenagers said they learned a lot about the different types of malware there are, how computer software works, and how to block unwanted files. “As much as it’s interesting, it’s also good to know how computers work because hackers are out there,” Broersma said. “The likelihood of you getting hacked is lesser because there’s billions of people in the world, but it could happen.” The camp gives the students a taste of the Cyber Patriot National Youth Cyber Defense Competition, which is open to almost all high schools. Johnson, the camp’s professor, teaches a cyber security class at Coast Union High School and also advises the school Cyber Patriot teams. He said there are many unfulfilled jobs in the cyber security field, and he hopes that these programs, camps, and team competitions will get kids excited about this potential career field. “By the time it’s 2020, there’s going to be 1.6 million jobs that are going to be unfilled, so we’re trying to catch up before that happens,” Johnson said. To learn more about Cyber Patriot, visit uscyberpatriot.org; for more about the Cuesta summer camp, visit cuesta.edu.

Fast fact

On July 12 the Gay and Lesbian Alliance of the Central Coast (GALA) voted 9-1 to start the name-changing process. This month, GALA formed a name-change committee made up of interested members of the organization, past GALA board presidents, and group leaders. The committee will be meeting in the middle of August to discuss the organization’s next steps—which include a budget and timeline. GALA Executive Director Michelle Call said the community is welcome to continue to suggest names, and the committee will narrow down the suggestions to three choices to be voted on by all GALA members. To learn more about GALA or suggest a name, visit galacc.org or call (805) 541-4252. ∆ Staff Writer Karen Garcia wrote this week’s Strokes and Plugs. Send tidbits to kgarcia@newtimesslo.com.

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BY JOHN TEXEIRA

Democracy demands a free press

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Without journalism, America as we know it would cease to exist

’ve always been proud to be a journalist. The Fourth Estate is another check and balance on government, and local journalists like those of us at New Times and our fellow reporters at The Tribune also chronicle our community’s achievements, inform our neighbors of important news, and do our very best to be unbiased and fair. We attend the boring meetings, ask local politicians tough questions, and when we make a mistake, we admit and correct it. Am I an enemy of the people? Are my journalist colleagues? Don’t believe the “fake news” hype. Journalism is still an honorable profession and essential to a functioning democracy, which is why newspapers across the United States today are devoting part of their opinion pages to defending themselves against false charges. We’re under attack in particular by a sitting U.S. president, who claims we’re liars out to undermine his presidency and the American way of life. And it’s definitely an attitude that has bled down to the local level. Don’t believe it. “I deplore with you the putrid state into which our newspapers have passed, and the malignity, the vulgarity, and mendacious spirit of those who write

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for them,” third U.S. President Thomas Jefferson wrote in 1814, five years after leaving the presidency. President Donald J. Trump isn’t the first leader to attack the press, but what happened to the Jefferson who wrote before he took office, “Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter”? That Jefferson became president and was pilloried for being a Francophile, an atheist, father of children conceived by his slave, and a “terrible” leader who made the Louisiana Purchase and imposed the Embargo Act of 1807. There’s nothing like a little criticism to turn a press-defending president into a press-shaming one. The problem with falsely accusing the press of being mendacious and dangerous is it incites many to believe it’s open season on journalists. A free press is one of the first things to go as a country slides away from democracy. Journalists in those countries are routinely jailed, beaten, and even killed for daring to publish content that challenges the chosen narrative of the country’s leadership. Is that what we want? To only have access to the political leadership’s narrative and not a press tasked with challenging that narrative—regardless of where it falls on the political spectrum? Between 1992 and 2018, 1,313 journalists DEMOCRACY continued page 11

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Conservatives to the back of the bus in 2018

he Founding Fathers drafted a Constitution that protects the rights of the individual from an oppressive government. The Declaration of Independence says all men are created equal; they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. The Civil Rights Act of 1964 and Title 42, Chapter 21, of the U.S. Code prohibits discrimination in the form of race, color, religion, sex, and national origin. It is against the law in America to discriminate against your fellow American for any of these reasons. Yet in 2018, the national news media and the Democratic Party have determined it is permissible to discriminate against any individual whose political views differ from theirs. It has become fashionable to attack conservative Americans simply because their political views differ from those of the left. This is exactly the same type of bigoted behavior the Ku Klux Klan engaged in during the early part of the 20th century. This is the same type of behavior engaged in by Nazi Germany against the Jews—one group forcing its beliefs upon another, by physical force if necessary. So what is the objective of these intolerant people who persecute and commit violence upon others because of their political views? They have a lynch mob mentality; they want total control. Their actions demonstrate their

objective, which is to eliminate freedom of speech and freedom of thought. They are intolerant of any view other than their own. This is the Ku Klux Klan all over again; they are persecuting anyone with a conservative view of government. They yell and scream over anyone who speaks an opposing political view, “Conservatives sit in the back of the bus.” They are incapable of a rational discussion regarding their political differences. Just like the KKK, they physically attack those whose views and political policy ideas are different from theirs. Why are these people afraid of an honest, respectful discussion of their differences? Our country’s answer to disagreements over free speech has always been more free speech. Why must they resort to physical violence like the Ku Klux Klan? Is antifa the new America? Is that what we want? This lynch mob mentality is endorsed by the national media against anyone with a conservative point of view. They attack anyone who disagrees with them publicly by beating them down because they dare to speak out against the propaganda generated by the socialist, fascist, communist left and condoned by a complicit media. This same behavior occurs in our colleges. Why is this tolerated? They say “sexual harassment” is use of a position of power to gain sexual favors, yet government officials in the FBI and the Department of Justice use the power of their positions to persecute others with opposing political views. This is a crime, yet law enforcement officials at the highest levels allow this to occur. This AMERICA continued page 11

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were killed worldwide. Most of them were killed in non-democratic countries and war zones, but even small-town journalists now have something to fear. Earlier this year, on June 28, Jarrod Ramos walked into the offices of the Capital Gazette in Annapolis, Maryland, and shot seven people, killing five. Why? Because a judge dismissed his defamation case against the paper, which had accurately reported on Ramos’ criminal activities. Recently, after a veiled online threat, New Times’ offices have stepped up security protocols to make our workplaces safer—but also less accessible to the public. And we’re not the only news outlet in the U.S. that is dealing with something like that. I find this terribly sad. We don’t mind angry letters or phone calls, or even an unhappy reader who wants to give us a piece of his or her mind in person, but to be worried for our safety? For the most part, the press generates unbiased reportage, but it also contains opinions in the form of commentary (from both the left and right) and letters to the editor, and oftentimes those opinions are indeed biased. “How dare you publish this awful rightwing (or left-wing) screed?” we hear. We dare because people’s opinions matter too, even when we disagree with them. Somewhere along the line in the minds of some, honest journalism and the opinions news outlets publish have became conflated, and they shouldn’t. A good newspaper is a discussion forum,

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and we’re proud of that. Journalism is essential. Opinion is not news. Just because a president or anyone else doesn’t like the news, doesn’t make it fake. ∆ Glen Starkey is New Times’ senior staff writer. Contact him at gstarkey@ newtimesslo.com. AMERICA from page 10

is the worst kind of abuse of American citizens by their government. The reason America was founded was to protect “we the people” from a tyrannical government. The job of the “free press” is to shed light on the issues by providing a fair and honest assessment of the facts. May I remind you there is a reason we have a Second Amendment! Is this what happens to a country when “illegal” no longer means “illegal”? ∆ John Texeira is a conservative from Paso Robles who demands a seat at the front of the bus. Send comments through the editor at clanham@newtimesslo.com.

Say no to fracking in SLO County

In light of the Trump administration’s decision to potentially open up l.6 million acres of federal lands, including in San Luis Obispo County, to fracking and other extreme oil extraction methods, Measure G on the November ballot becomes even more important to the preservation of our county. Measure

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G will ban new oil and gas wells and prevent fracking on unincorporated lands within SLO County. Unfortunately, it has no authority over federal lands like Los Padres National Forest or the Carrizo National Monument. But a yes vote on Measure G and the subsequent creation of laws banning new oil and gas wells and fracking will send a strong message to federal officials to stop encouraging unwanted fracking and other extreme oil extracting methods in our fine county. The No On G lobbyists, financed by Chevron and Sentinel Peak Energy Resources, are sharing their exaggerated “talking points,” distortions, and untruths. The core lie being that Measure G supposedly shuts down the Arroyo Grande oil field (in Price Canyon), when, in fact, the measure exempts existing oil extraction and protects existing job and taxes. Another distortion is that

supposedly fracking will never happen in SLO County. However, the opposition won’t explain why in neighboring Kern County there are thousands of fracked oil wells or that fracking was attempted in Monterey Country until a federal judge intervened in 2013, stopped it, and required an environmental impact statement be prepared. Both of these counties share a similar geology with SLO county. Now that the Trump administration is encouraging fracking and extreme extraction of new oil, the Big Oil assertion that fracking will never occur in SLO County will be put to the test. This is perfect timing for a yes on Measure G. Charles Varni co-chair Coalition to Protect SLO County

She’s no doormat

Before Heidi Harmon was a mayor, she was an activist. As mayor, she’s continued to fight for the same values: our civil rights, the safety of our children, and the vital need to address climate change now. She’s a leader who encourages community participation and listens in a way that few do. She encourages kindness, and as a woman, she also demands respect. British author Rebecca West once said, “I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.” Heidi is no doormat, and SLO has a LETTERS continued page 12

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mayor the city can be proud of. Amy Anderson San Luis Obispo

New columnist?

Oh my! My prayers have been answered! Many times have I drafted a letter in response to the hyperbolic, inane, non-factual rants of the frequent contributor Al Fonzi, but none have been as well crafted, intelligent and elegantly written as Erik Huber’s “Historical narrative” (Aug. 9). Here, here Erik! Well said! Maybe you should get a column? Susan Ross Grover Beach

Yes on G

As a concerned citizen of San Luis Obispo County and specifically the city of Atascadero, I earnestly ask our elected officials to support Measure G, which will be on the November ballot. Voters will determine whether or not to allow more oil drilling, including fracking, in our county. Essentially, fracking is a very dirty business, using millions of gallons of our precious and dwindling water reserves and toxic, carcinogenic chemicals. The processing and transport of the oil pollutes water, soil, and air and would be dangerous to the neighborhoods and businesses along the whole route. The measure does not impact existing oil wells but would ban the use of fracking at those wells. The aim of Measure G is to stop new oil exploration, fracking, and drilling in our county.

Relying on and using fossil fuels goes against the Paris Climate Accord, which virtually every country on Earth has signed onto and has begun reducing their greenhouse gas emissions. Believe the science and observe the facts: desertification of vast areas, melting of polar ice, extinction of many species, record-breaking heat across the world, rising sea levels, etc. If Measure G fails to pass, the only winners will be the oil companies. The losers will be our health, economies based on tourism, and the moral obligation to halt escalating climate change while we still can. Marty Brown Atascadero

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False narratives redux

n response to my critics: Solving massive problems requires first an open mind. The use of the ad hominem attack is the stock-in-trade of the closed mind and is the reason why we can’t get past false political narratives and actually enact effective policies to address real environmental problems. The 2018 fire season is an especially bad one, aggravated by the current drought. California has always been subject to prolonged drought cycles, which contribute to the wildfire hazard. California has experienced megadroughts of 200 years in its not so distant past. If you study the geological history of the state you will discover that droughts lasting hundreds of years have occurred over many thousands of years without any help from humans. Similar patterns have occurred in the Mediterranean area, effecting Eastern and Northern European civilizations over the last 2,000 years. We have written records of these events and archeological evidence to support the narratives. None of these events were attributed to humaninfluenced greenhouse gas forcing but were the result of natural cycles. Unfortunately, according to a 2015 article in The New York Times, some scientists say California’s infrastructure built over the last 150 years may have been constructed during an unusually wet

cycle and we are now returning to a more “normal” and prolonged dry period. The climate change alarmist narrative attributes virtually every weather event, including recent severe wildfires, primarily to climate change. No doubt, having a drought makes vegetation likely to burn, but it doesn’t give the environmental movement a pass. For decades, the “greens” have obstructed virtually every effort to thin forests, clear vegetation, even remove dead and diseased trees from forests, creating undergrowth that is a tinderbox ready to explode. When fire ravages designated wilderness areas, the green response to fire agencies is legal obstruction, insisting that mechanical fire suppression (use of bulldozers, vehicles) be prohibited and only hand-tools and aerial suppression be used. The result is larger fires and greater destruction at more cost. The same applies to vegetation removal, resisted by landowners due to expense and greens demanding no disturbing of habitat. The result is extreme fire conditions and fires that sterilize the soil. Researchers such as Bonner Cohen, a senior fellow at the National Center for Public Policy Research and Stephen Pyne, probably the foremost expert and historian on wildfire in America, agree with my assessment as to the causes of the extreme fire conditions we are currently

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experiencing. In fact, Pyne and others have predicted this type of fire behavior for decades as a result of government (federal, state, and local) mismanagement of American forests for the last 100 years. Mass development in the wildland-urban interface placing people in canyons that historically burn in classic uphill, very fast moving chaparral fires has added a life-hazard missing during most of the first half of the 20th century. Now the suppression costs are in the tens of millions as are the losses, not to mention the unnecessary loss of life. Gov. Brown’s assertion that fires are now unpredictable and unprecedented is not supported by the evidence according to university of Colorado climate change specialist Roger Pielke, who said Brown is engaging in “noble cause corruption.” Pielke said “it is easier to make a political case for (climate) change using immediate and local threats, rather than those on a global scale, especially given the subtleties of climate change research, which features probabilities subject to wide margins of error and contradiction by other findings.” Richard Halsey, founder of the Chaparral Institute in San Diego, said, “Public attention should be focused on understanding fire risk, controlling development and making existing homes safer with fire-rated roofs and ember-resistant vents. Otherwise,

the houses will keep burning down and people will keep dying. I don’t believe the climate change discussion is helpful.” Critic Eric Huber (“Historical narrative,” Aug. 9) also included the assertion that hurricane seasons are more severe, except they aren’t. In an interview with NBC reporters, National Hurricane Center Science and Operations Officer Chris Landsea expressed his concern that the media was using hurricanes as a poster child for global warming. “There’s periods where it’s busy and quiet and busy and quiet, but no trend. There’s no statistical change over a 130-year period. Since 1970, the number of hurricanes globally is flat. I haven’t seen anything that suggests that the hurricane intensity is going to change dramatically,” Landsea stated. Since 2005, there was a 12-year hiatus in which not a single major hurricane made landfall on the United States. (Hurricane Sandy was a tropical storm when it hit NYC, not a hurricane.) Skepticism in science is healthy and I suggest drinking less “Kool Aid” and conducting more research. There are thousands of distinguished scientists who take grave exception to the politicization of climate science as should every concerned citizen. ∆ Al Fonzi is an Army lieutenant colonel of military intelligence who had a 35-year military career, serving in both the Vietnam and Iraq wars. Send comments through the editor at clanham@newtimesslo.com.

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e’ve been fired,” murmured someone at a recent meeting in Arroyo Grande. No, it wasn’t a response to tweets announcing the latest round of cuts to ridiculously short-lived subservient presidentially nominated national cabinet secretaries. Although, it’s pretty close. The Arroyo Grande City Council had just announced the dissolution of three commissions that serve as its advisory bodies. The murmurer was one of several volunteers who have spent their time listening to community members speak their minds as members of the Traffic Commission, Parks and Recreation Commission, and Historical Resources Committee. All three were cut to save $30,000 in staff time, because of the $900,000 shortfall the city is facing. Every $1,000 counts, right?! Plus, City Manager Jim Bergman told the council that all of those commissions were created before the internet took over the world. (That damn technological advance ruined everything!) It was a good way to get input from the community and inform them about what’s going on. Now we have social media and email—those great harbingers of factual discussion and productive communication. Who needs actual face time anymore, you know what I’m sayin’? Well, yeah, but Kenneth Price, who sits on the Traffic Commission told

council members that the first he’d heard about the potential move was when New Times called him for comment. Umm, that’s a little absurd. Maybe he didn’t get the email notice you sent him, Bergman? “This is kind of like being dumped by your boyfriend when you’re not ready,” said Shirley Gibson, soon to be exgirlfriend/member of the Historical Resources Committee. I mean, breaking up via text message or email is the actual worst thing a human being can do. Maybe she didn’t get the message either? You know who else didn’t get the message? Our “Hillarious” friend SLO County 3rd District Supervisor Adam “I forgot we approved a code of conduct” Hill. He keeps trying to break up with Keith “T-bone” Gurnee over email—and it continues to bite him in the ass. Adam! I feel like we’ve had this conversation before. But, like a good Shredder, I’ll be consistent with my poking fun until you get the big picture. Stop emailing, texting, Facebook messaging constituents when you’re all mad ’n’ shit. It’s rule No. 1 of politicking like a boss—although it is funny, but not in the way that you think it’s funny! In the email that our mutual friend “the minx” shared with us, you tell your platonic friend T-Bone that you love him, but not in that way. Gosh, I feel like I’ve written about that before. Oh yeah, it was last November. In the ensuing months,

the Board of Supervisors passed a code of conduct and signed a code of civility. I guess you forgot about that when you sent that reply email to Gurnee. “Now that you’re a Democrat, you’ll find more tolerance and acceptance,” Hill wrote to his favorite little minx. “I’m here for you.” Except, the level of acceptance, Gurnee received at a recent SLO Progressives Club meeting could be described as aggressively non-tolerant. And, you were one of the leaders of the pack that was distinctly anti-Gurnee. Oh wait! You were being sarcastic when you emailed him that eloquent work of satire. It is my favorite genre of writing, so I’ll give you that, Adam, my platonic friend. If Gurnee becomes SLO’s next mayor, I think his anger-baiting behavior is exactly what we can expect to consume City Council discussions. I mean, he did call Adam “one sick disgusting dude” in the email thread. Is this the best political trash talk SLO has to offer?! And I get it, you were defending fellow progressive Dem SLO Mayor Heidi Harmon from the onslaught of Gurnee’s toilet-level politicking, but she’s more than capable of defending herself. Cue: mic drop. For the next act in this shit show, someone should write a satire about the Morro Bay wastewater reclamation facility and how similar it’s been to

the Los Osos wastewater treatment plant. It’s almost like they came from the same screenplay or something. After five years of wasting money on countless meetings flooded with NIMBY residents who didn’t want a wastewater treatment facility in their backyards— even though everybody poops!—the Morro Bay City Council passed the final environmental impact review on the 17th iteration of the proposed plant. The cost of the project ballooned from $100 million in year 1 to $126 million in year 5. Now that’s democracy in action. Are we to expect the same sort of continuing debate that came out of Los Osos? You know the kind; public opinion from loud and squeaky wheels (cough, cough, Julie Tacker, Richard Margetson, Jeff Edwards) that debilitates every decision that has to do with the project, stretching it out to an intolerable length and cost. I can already feel a heated discussion about rate increases to pay for the staterequired facility coming on. All you have to do is check out our opinion section for the last few weeks. I think sometimes people forget that their poop has to go somewhere, just like the money needed to build their poop disposal factory also has to come from somewhere. If you cut corners on that, then you’ll be trying to clean your raw sewage in your backyard. I don’t know about you, but I feel like public opinion on that is “hell no!” ∆ The Shredder knows that everybody can be a poopy butt sometimes. Send comments to shredder@newtimesslo.com.

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SPREADING KINDNESS SLO High School REACH Club members Malia Cariño (left) and Sabrina Marks (right) hold up “kindness cards,” which were individually crafted and distributed to 700 peers, staff, and teachers last March.

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hile they grieved, Ana and Patrick O’Sullivan found out that they weren’t alone. In the wake of their son Tomas’ tragic suicide in 2016, Ana and Patrick talked to parents in the San Luis Obispo High School community who reached out to them to offer more than just condolences. They shared their own experiences with their teenage children who were also struggling with serious mental health issues. “A lot of people who came up to us said, ‘I have a Tomas,’ or ‘Tomas isn’t alone,’” Ana told New Times. “Then we realized that his issues weren’t just unique to him. It’s really a societal need.” For Tomas, his struggle began when the family moved to SLO from Illinois. Things got worse when he entered high school, where the academic and social expectations ratcheted up. The stress and anxiety started impacting Tomas’ sleep schedule, which in turn affected his mood and ability to concentrate. Ana and Patrick sought out every private solution they could think of to help him, including therapy and psychiatry, but there was at least one vexing variable: No matter what they did, Tomas’ daily environment at school remained a stressful constant. “The world doesn’t stop working,” Ana said. “You’re still having to go to school and face your peers when you’re not feeling great.” That predicament—where students can perceive school as an environment of isolation, stress, and shame—is something that Ana, Patrick, and Kerri Mahoney, a close family friend and SLO High parent who was with Ana when she found Tomas deceased, have set out to better understand and change. Over the past few years, Ana and Mahoney have dedicated themselves to studying the research available on student emotional wellness and mental health, and the gaps that exist in resources, curriculum, and school culture. “After Tomas took his life, [we] really pursued, OK what else is out there? What did Patrick and I miss? What did we need? What wasn’t available?” Ana said. Statistical trends on teen suicide are alarming: Between 2007 and 2015, the teen suicide rate among girls doubled and among boys spiked 30 percent, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control. A recent Vanderbilt University study found that hospitalizations among children ages 5 to 17 for suicidal thoughts or attempts more than doubled between 2008 and 2015. “Our kids are at this point where it is a breaking point,” Ana said. “There are a lot of unmet needs and a lot of critical issues that affect students’ learning and their ability to cope with the ups and downs of life.” And it’s not just high schoolers that educators are seeing struggle. A recent Harvard University study found troubling trends in the mental health of its freshmen between 2010 and 2015. “Harvard realized something was

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WIDE REACH Members and advisors of the REACH Club gather together before The Today Show taping in April. The segment on teen stress that highlighted the SLO High club garnered nationwide response.

different with these freshmen that were coming,” Mahoney said. “They were so amazingly accomplished, they had so much to offer on paper, the GPAs were far beyond anything Harvard has seen, but they were noticing that these kids were really struggling during their first year, struggling socially, struggling with failure.” To launch their efforts locally, two years ago, Ana and Mahoney helped establish the REACH Club at SLO High School, which meets weekly at lunch and provides a space for students to connect with each other and learn and talk about tools to cope with stress and anxiety. “It started really small,” said Jennifer Sawyer, a library technician at SLO High and staff advisor to the REACH Club. “We had this idea of let’s just make this really open and inclusive and available for exploring these topics, and see where this goes.” Since its beginnings, the REACH Club has grown to about 35 student members, has become a positive force on campus, and has even earned national acclaim after appearing in a segment on NBC’s The Today Show. The club is student-run, with guidance from advisors like Sawyer. Some club meetings are more structured than others, Sawyer said. They’ve hosted therapists, psychologists, and yoga instructors as guest speakers to discuss topics ranging from meditation to social media use. Other meetings are as simple as students engaging in a conversation about something that happened on campus, or a topic they feel like discussing. In its purest form, the REACH Club carves out an opportunity for students to simply connect as human beings, away from the arena of who got the best grade on the math test, who made the soccer team, or who got into what college.

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POSITIVE MESSAGES Kindness is one of the REACH Club’s founding principles, along with wellness and acceptance. The SLO High club meets weekly to connect over mental and emotional wellness and talk coping skills for stress and anxiety.

“Part of what the kids love is they come in and they’re eating lunch together and they’re hanging out in small groups, and the big group, and they’re just getting to know each other,” Sawyer said. The REACH Club also works together to share kindness and positivity with the rest of the school community. Piggybacking off the popular Take5 initiative at the Cal Poly Kennedy Library, the club brings therapy dogs onto campus during finals week to relieve stress. It also celebrates “kindness month” in March by distributing postcards to peers, staff, and teachers. This past March, REACH Club members put together roughly 700 postcards, each scribed with personalized, heartfelt messages, either compliments or words of encouragement. “We had a table set up in the quad and students could come and fill out a card for a teacher, staff, or friend on campus,” Sawyer said. “We really encouraged students who were doing it to just be genuine and be as open as you can. ... Then we as a club we would take charge in sorting and sending.” A few weeks following the kindness month, The Today Show crew came to town to feature the club as part of a segment about teen stress in the U.S. The show triggered an outpouring of nationwide response. “People from all over the country contacted myself, Kerri, and Ana saying, ‘We need this. How did you do this?’” Sawyer said. “It bolstered the feeling that OK, this is not unique.” Sawyer said she believes the REACH Club is helping students build critical social-emotional skills that they can use to navigate challenges that surface throughout life, not just in high school. “They’re things we all as human beings

struggle with,” Sawyer said. “If we can help them develop and strengthen those now, they’re going to go into college and life more resilient and better able to handle the pressures.” For Ana, Patrick, and Mahoney, the REACH Club represents a resource that perhaps could have helped Tomas at his darkest times, that could just maybe deter a teen suicide in the future. “We wanted to have a place that Tomas would’ve felt comfortable walking into,” Mahoney said. Committed to propelling forward the conversation on student wellness, Ana and Mahoney also launched mindfulSLO on their website connectbewell.org. They describe it as a think tank for exploring the challenges and solutions at the intersection of education and mental health. As part of that effort, since 2017, Ana and Mahoney have penned weekly “Love Letters to Parents” that go to SLO High School families through Principal Leslie O’Connor’s newsletter. Additionally, the duo is also in discussions with the San Luis Coastal Unified School District about possibly expanding the REACH Club to Morro Bay High School, Laguna Middle School, and other school sites. It’s a movement that’s building here in SLO County, born from parents seeking to affect positive societal change from personal tragedy. “Ana and Patrick have chosen to come forward and not hide underneath the covers—because, truly, losing your son, that’s really what you want to do,” Mahoney said. “With bravery, they’ve chosen to take their knowledge, skill set, and passion for other people to start to get to the ground floor of where are the holes.” Δ Assistant Editor Peter Johnson can be reached at pjohnson@newtimesslo.com.

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t first glance it looks like there’s only the Arroyo Grande Care Center—a service-based therapy facility—on the property at 1212 Farroll Ave. But to the left of that facility, many families park their cars and walk toward the back of the building to a blue and green bungalow that can only be described as the sky and the grass. Sunflowers decorate the ramp that leads inside. It’s a children’s closet created by the Children’s Resource Network of the Central Coast in partnership with Compass Health and senior residents of the Care Center. Families can grab a couple of pieces of clothing and school supplies to get ready for the new academic year. Heather Larsen is looking through the rack of girls’ clothes for her young daughter. As she sifts through the pink, purple, and white shirts, she says she doesn’t remember who connected her with the program many years ago. At the time, she was not only raising her own two children, but she had taken in five foster children (her nieces and nephews). “The program blessed us to actually clothe them all,” Larsen says. “We all have times in our life that we don’t have

IT TAKES A TRIBE Owner Lisa Ray (middle) attributes the success of the Children’s Resource Network to her team of volunteers, program directors Nisa Solis (left) and Lori Klemowicz (right), and mothers who spread the word.

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everything that we need, and it’s just awesome that our community comes together and takes care of each other.” She continues to be a single parent and can afford the major necessities—a place to live and food—but she’s appreciative that she can come to the children’s closet to pick up clothes for her daughter that she doesn’t have extra money for. What makes the program special to Larsen is the fact that she feels welcomed and respected. Lisa Ray greets each parent and child who walks through the door with a smile and a hug. As the founder of the organization, Ray says she knows almost every participant in the program. “It’s the culture of our organization to have love and respect for all the moms and families that come here. We make sure that they feel that because we’re all moms and we all want our kids to have clothes and school supplies,” Ray says. She was inspired to start the Children’s Resource Network in 2009, when her local pharmacist was asking for donations for a woman who couldn’t afford essential school supplies and clothes for her children. “I didn’t have any good hand-medowns but I thought I could definitely put together the backpacks with school supplies. So my kids and I had fun putting those together for the mother,” Ray says. This occurred around the same time that she joined Facebook, and she made a post asking her friends for donations to help out the mother and her children.

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SUPPLIES FOR ALL To make the Children’s Resource Network’s donation center more fun and welcoming, Program Director Lori Klemowicz said they arranged it to look more like a store.

The organization has expanded and grown over the years mainly through word of mouth. It’s something that Ray never dreamed would be so successful, but she doesn’t like to take sole credit for it. She says she has to thank the people who volunteer their time to the program, her program directors, and the community that has given their donations throughout the year. “When someone asks for help, to me, it’s a no brainer,” Ray says. To learn more about the children’s and teens’ closets, hours, locations, or how to donate, visit childrensresourcenetwork.org or call (805) 709-8673. Δ Staff Writer Karen Garcia can be reached at kgarcia@newtimesslo.com.

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particular, I can’t defend the full set of standards that exist for any particular grade level,” Magnusson said. “We can be selective about our emphases [at Santa Lucia], working with big ideas that are important for anybody to build deep understandings.” Throughout her first year as director, she said, she carefully observed things to get the whole story of the school, checking in with the parents and teachers, making sure she got things right. “Our board consists of parents, some of whom are currently a part of the community at the school—their own children are at the school right now,” Magnusson said. “In other cases, they’re parents whose children have gone on to other places, but they are still really committed to the school’s concept and willing to put their time into nurturing the school. So there is a lot of history there and knowledge of the school’s culture.” Their deep knowledge of the history and priorities of the school is something Magnusson has relied on in moving the school forward. She will be teaching in the intermediate class (fourth through sixth grade) this year. She feels that her extensive background as a teacher, and the addition of a very experienced teacher in the primary classroom (first through third) will enhance the learning opportunities in those classrooms tremendously, especially since teachers at Santa Lucia design their own curriculums. “We are supporting the development of human beings,” Magnusson said. “And ‘being’ is part of that phrase. I think we sometimes forget about that.” Δ Reach New Times intern Delany Burk through the editor at clanham@ newtimesslo.com.

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Workshop gives school board candidates a glimpse at the ins and outs of the job BY CHRIS MCGUINNESS

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ew things are more exciting than the rush of winning an election: Watching the ballot count grow in your favor, the cheers when you are confirmed as the winner, the acceptance speech, and the big balloon drop (if your campaign’s got the cash for it). But when it’s all over and the rush is gone, winning candidates must then get down to the nitty-gritty business of actually governing. George Galvan is currently serving as an elected trustee on the SLO County board of education. A former Atascadero school board member, Galvan was first elected to office 13 years ago. When asked what aspect of being a newly elected school board member was the most surprising, Galvan didn’t have a glamorous answer, but instead brought up the Brown Act, a wonky tome of public meetings laws that lays out guidelines and procedures for elected boards across the state. “The Brown Act is really important, and there’s a lot to learn about it,” Galvan told New Times. “If you are going to be a good board member, you’ve really got to understand the Brown Act.” It’s this type of meat-and-potatoes

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advice that school board candidate hopefuls in SLO got at a Aug. 6 workshop organized by the SLO County Office of Education. The workshop, which the office holds each election season, gives prospective school board candidates a broad look at the job and its many responsibilities. This year, topics included school board meeting preparation; the three roles of a board member (elected official, volunteer, and “employee”); and, of course, the basics of the Brown Act. Guest speakers included Galvan, San Luis Coastal Unified School District school board member Ellen Sheffer, and SLO County Superintendent James Brescia. “For citizens that are thinking about or interested in running, it’s really a chance to give them an overview of what it’s like,” said Valerie Kraskey, administrative manager for the SLO County Office of Education.

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Kraskey said that many new candidates are surprised to learn about the significant time commitment required for school board members. In addition to the regular board meetings, there’s prep time, visits to school campuses, and attendance at events. “It’s a big job, and our trustees and board members have been doing it for many years,” she said. “They are sort of unsung heros. It’s government at a very local level, and the general public does not always see that.” Galvan said that he thought one of the most important personality traits that a good school board member should have is the ability to listen. “You need to listen to everyone: staff, parents, students, other board members. You can learn a lot,” he said. “Sometimes it’s better to just listen than say something.” Galvan is currently running unopposed

BACK TO SCHOOL More than 33 candidates are running for positions on school boards in 11 of SLO County’s local school districts, as well as the county board of education. To help them out, the SLO County Office of Education held an Aug. 6 workshop outlining the duties and responsibilities for prospective candidates.

for re-election to the county board of education in the November elections. He is one of 33 candidates who have filed to run for positions in 11 school districts in the county. That isn’t counting races for college educational board positions also on the ballot. The filing deadline to run for those board seats closed Aug. 12. If you’re lucky enough to be elected to serve on a school board, Galvan said the experience can be rewarding. “You are entrusted with the education of people’s children,” he said. “It makes you a little humble, and it makes you really think about how important education is. It’s the foundation of this country and our democracy.” Δ Staff Writer Chris McGuinness can be reached at cmcguinness@newtimesslo.com.

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Mindful Kindful YOUniversity hosts Dragonfly Circles, an enrichment program designed for children ages 7 to 11, on Saturdays from 9 to 10 a.m. in SLO and Tuesdays from 3:15 to 4:15 p.m. in Atascadero. This program covers various methods for children to use to healthily reduce stress and anxiety. Visit mindfulkindfulyouniversity.com for location details and more info. —Caleb Wiseblood

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SPECIAL EVENTS N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y

26TH ANNUAL HOT EL CAMINO CRUISE NITE

A closed, controlled cruise route on El camino Real from Curbaril to Traffic Way. Presented by the City of Atascadero and H&R Block. Aug. 17, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $27$37 to register. 805-470-3360. Sunken Gardens, 6505 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

MID-STATE CRUIZER’S 29TH ANNUAL CAR SHOW Enjoy vintage cars, music, food, raffles, various vendors, and more. Aug. 18, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 805-423-5218. Atascadero Lake Park, 9305 Pismo Ave., Atascadero.

SEVENTH ANNUAL ECHO LONG WALK HOME ECHO

Homeless Shelter’s annual awareness march. Aug. 25, 9:30 a.m.-noon $25 for adults; $10 for kids. echoshelter.org. ECHO, 6370 Atascadero Ave, Atascadero, 805-462-3663.

THIRD ANNUAL DANCING IN THE STREETS

The City of Atascadero presents various performances scattered throughout the downtown area and a variety of antique cars on display. Aug. 18, 5-10 p.m. Free. 805470-3360. VisitAtascadero.com. Sunken Gardens, 6505 El Camino Real, Atascadero. SAN LUIS OBISPO

DOG DAYS OF SUMMER Presented by Cen-Cal

Professional Wrestling. Enjoy an afternoon of professional wrestling entertainment, food, drinks, and more. Proceeds benefit the Woods Humane Society of SLO. Aug. 26 $15-$20. 805-541-0969. The Graduate, 990 Industrial Way, San Luis Obispo, slograd.com.

THE WOMEN WHO LED SAN LUIS: WALKING TOUR Walk where women built, planted, painted, and reformed the city of SLO. Featured historical figures include artist Ascension Dallidet, poet Frances Margaret Milne, and more. Aug. 19, 10 a.m.noon $20. 805-210-8687. secretslo.com. Sauer-Adams Adobe, 964 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo. S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

SHELL BEACH STREETSCAPE PROJECT KICKOFF AND MOVIE IN THE PARK This event features a parade,

bounce houses, games, food vendors, a groundbreaking ceremony, and a screening of Disney’s Coco. Aug. 24, 5:15-9:30 p.m. Free. 805-773-4657. pismobeach.org/streetscape. Dinosaur Caves Park, 2701 Price St, Pismo Beach. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S

5TH ANNUAL FREE MOVIES IN THE PARK

Featured films include Back to the Future, Grease,

Black Panther, and more. Venues include Sierra Vista Park, Preisker Park, Rotary Centennial Park, and more. Saturdays. through Aug. 18 Free. 805-925-0951 ext.2260. Rotary Centennial Park, 2625 South College Dr., Santa Maria.

FAMILY DAY IN THE PARK AND HEALTHY KIDS DAY Guests can enjoy carnival style games, live

entertainment, food, various vendors, the annual Huck Finn Fishing Derby, and more. Aug. 19, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 805-937-8521. familydayinthepark.org. Waller Park, 3107 Orcutt Road, Orcutt.

R.H. TESENE FREE FAMILY DAY AT THE RANCH

Guests can enjoy cattle roping, brand making, and other ranch themed activities. Aug. 26, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805928-8414. smvdiscoverymuseum.org. Santa Maria Valley Discovery Museum, 705 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.

SUMMER SUCCULENT SALE An annual celebration of all things succulent. Features succulents in a variety of pot sizes to suit various project and landscaping needs. Also features houseplants. Aug. 18, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. and Aug. 19, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 805-934-2182. Growing Grounds Farm, 820 W. Foster Rd., Santa Maria, t-mha.org.

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THE KCBX SUMMER MUSIC SALE Featuring deals on vinyl, CDs, DVDs, audio equipment, and more. Aug. 18, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. 805-549-8855. kcbx.org. KCBX Public Radio, 4100 Vachell Ln., San Luis Obispo.

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CASABLANCA CASINO NIGHT FOR UNITED WAY OF SLO Proceeds benefit United Way of SLO. Prizes will

be awarded for best Bogey/Bergman inspired costumes. Admission includes appetizers and drinks. Aug. 25, 6-9:30 p.m. $50-$75. 805-541-1234. unitedwayslo.org/ casablanca-casino-night. Willow Kitchen & Cocktails, 2131 Price St, Pismo Beach.

GOOD OLD-FASHIONED BENEFIT BASH Guests

are encouraged to dress old-timey for this dine and dance event. Proceeds benefit Spokes’ programs and services. Aug. 18, 3-7 p.m. $85. 805-547-2244. spokesfornonprofits.org. The Victorian, 789 Valley Rd., Arroyo Grande. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S

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VILLAGE DAYS AT LA PURISMA MISSION

Demonstrators help visitors learn a variety of skills such as grinding acorns, basket weaving, building a tule house, making soapstone beads or tule dolls, and playing Chumash games. Aug. 25, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 805-7333713. lapurisimamission.org. La Purisima Mission, 2295 Purisima Mission, Lompoc. S A N TA Y N E Z VA L L E Y

THE HEALING WISDOM OF NATURE A discussion on the different ways nature can be a source of healing and examples of these ideas in ancient myths and folktales. Aug. 26, 3-4 p.m. $5-$10. 805-686-8315. wildlingmuseum.org. Wildling Museum of Art and Nature, 1511B Mission Dr., Solvang.

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FUNDRAISERS

EAT, PLAY, LOVE: LOS ALAMOS Purchase a punch

card and visit 13 local businesses, including Plenty on Bell, Bodega, Valleyfresh, Full of Life Flatbread, Pico, and more. Complete the card to enter the grand prize drawing to win a week in South Lake Tahoe. Hosted by The Friends of the Los Alamos Library. Aug. 25, 1-4 p.m. $30 each (for ages 21 and over). (805) 344-1025. Bedford Winery Tasting Room & Courtyard, 448 Bell Street, Los Alamos.

SECOND ANNUAL AMERICAN VETERANS UNITED BARBECUE Guests can enjoy live

entertainment, a raffle, and more. WWII and Korean War vets and their spouses eat for free. Free hot dogs will be available for children. AVU is a local non-profit veterans group committed to helping vets with claims and benefits. Aug. 25, 12-3 p.m. $10. 805-598-4260. Waller Park, 3107 Orcutt Road, Orcutt.

New Times and the Sun now share their community listings for a complete Central Coast calendar running from SLO County through northern Santa Barbara County. Submit events online by logging in with your Google, Facebook, or Twitter account at newtimesslo.com. You may also email calendar@ newtimesslo.com. Deadline is one week before the issue date on Thursdays. Submissions are subject to editing and approval. Contact Calendar Editor Caleb Wiseblood directly at cwiseblood@newtimesslo.com.

INDEX Special Events ..........[25] Arts ............................[25] Culture & Lifestyle.......[27] Food & Drink..............[33] Music .........................[34]

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CLASSES & WORKSHOPS N O R T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

BALLET FOR AGES 9-11 A beginner’s class for boys

and girls to learn how to expressively move while focusing on alignment, coordination, and basic ballet technique. Thursdays, 4:30-5:15 p.m. through Jan. 3 $15. 805-2154565. omniyogastudio.com/schedule/. Omni Yoga Studio, 2190 9th St., Los Osos.

BEACH RESIN ART WORK Create a beach scene in

a white frame using a large assortment of shells, colored glass, sand, and glitter. Aug. 25, 10 a.m.-noon $70-$90. 805-286-5993. creativemetime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

CREATIVITY GROUP Enjoy a creative experience each Wednesday, unless other events/classes conflict. Bring your art work, in any medium, and join others. Wednesdays, 10:30 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. KIDS HIP HOP A class that focuses on basic rhythm comprehension and beginner Hip Hop moves: rocks; bounces; and grooves. With Shannon O’Sullivan Wednesdays, 3:30-4:15 p.m. $15. 805-215-4565. omniyogastudio.com. Omni Yoga Studio, 2190 9th St., Los Osos. MOSAIC PLAY DATE Create a mosaic project from hearts, rocks, frames, mirrors, or wine bottles. Preregistration is required. All materials provided. Aug. 18, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. $40-$80. 805-286-5993. creativemetime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. OLD WORLD DRAWING AND PAINTING WITH JASON MAYR All levels welcome. The course begins

with drawing techniques and progresses through black and white, limited palette, to full palette. Every other Monday, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. through Nov. 19 $35-$40. 805772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

PAINT PARTY No artistic experience necessary. All materials and supplies provided. Outside food and drinks welcome. Saturdays, 7-9:30 p.m. $40. 805-772-9095. foreverstoked.com/paintparty.html. Forever Stoked, 1164 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay. POETRY/SPOKEN WORD WITH MARY ANNE ANDERSON Open mic follows each reading. Third ARTS continued page 26

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ARTS from page 25 Thursday of every month, 7-9 p.m. Free. 831-2774028. Unitarian Universalist Fellowship Hall, 786 Arlington, Cambria.

SEA GLASS WIRE WRAP JEWELRY Participants

will receive guided, step-by-step instruction to create a necklace and a pair of earrings. All materials and a glass of wine are included. Aug. 19, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $45. 805927-1625. creativemetime.com. Harmony Cellars, 3255 Harmony Valley Rd., P.O. Box 2502, Harmony.

SUCCULENTS WORKSHOP Choose from two sizes of round wreaths or make a wood succulent vertical garden. All materials are provided. Aug. 25, 1-3 p.m. $70-$90. 805-286-5993. creativemetime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

ZEN DOODLE ADULT COLORING BOOK GROUP

Relax and unwind with adult coloring books. Fridays, 10 a.m.-noon Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

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CREATIVITY UNLEASHED A playful sketchbook class with Vicky Hoffman. All supplies are included. Aug. 25, 1-4:30 p.m. $75. 805-466-3684. ärt/, 5806 Traffic Way, Atascadero.

Dispatch, Nahko & Medicine for the People Sunday August 19 The Fremont Theater

ZENTANGLE CLASS With instructor Debbie

Geydayloo. Aug. 18, 10 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $22-$37. 805466-3684. ärt/, 5806 Traffic Way, Atascadero. SAN LUiS OBiSPO

ACRYLIC PAINTING WORKSHOP WITH DREW DAVIS: ABSTRACTION Davis will break down his

creative process behind his abstract paintings. Aug. 24, 2-5 p.m. $45. 805-234-2302. artcentralartsupply.com. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

ADULT POTTERY CLASSES Enjoy using clay to create handmade pottery. Tuesdays-Fridays, 10:30 a.m.12:30 p.m. and Tuesdays-Saturdays, 6-8 p.m. through Dec. 20 $50 for 2 classes. 805-896-6197. anamcre. com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo. CABARET SINGING AND PERFORMANCE CLASS

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Wednesday, August 22 The Fremont Theater

Learn the art of singing in a Cabaret style and setting. Find your key and style with a skilled accompanist. you may start anytime during the semester. Wednesdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $185 for 12 week class or $20 per night as a drop-in student. 805-772-2812. cuesta. edu/communityprograms. Cuesta College Community Programs, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

COLORING FOR ADULTS: FINDING AND USING COLOR IN PAINTING WITH SYDNEY HALL This

class covers the fundamentals essential to oil painting. All levels welcome. Aug. 18, 12:30-3:30 p.m. $35. 805782-9288. artcentralartsupply.com/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

DATE NIGHT POTTERY Guests can enjoy sharing wine, throwing pots on the wheel, and more. Fridays, Saturdays, 6-8 p.m. $30 per person. 805-896-6197. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo, anamcre.com. DRAWING FOUNDATION SERIES WITH LARRY LE BRANE: SHADING Study shading and apply principles

Celebration of Joni Mitchell

Saturday, September 1 The Fremont Theater

of value to achieve the illusion of natural and mood lighting. Aug. 23, 5-8 p.m. $45. artcentralartsupply.com. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805 747 4200.

FILM AND TV ACTING CLASSES Film and TV acting

classes for all ages and skill levels. Offers optional showcases for major Hollywood talent agents and casting directors . Sundays, 12-8:45 p.m. Cost varies per class. 310-910-1228. actorsedge.com. Mission Cinemas, 1025 Monterey St., SLO.

MAKE AND TAKE AUG: CERAMIC BENTO BOXES

Join guest instructor Jennifer Hope to learn advanced throwing, hand building, and carving techniques in ceramics with a different theme each month. All skill levels welcome. Saturdays, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. through Aug. 18 $16. 805-252-1285. slomakerspace.com. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

PACIFIC HORIZON CHORUS WELCOMES WOMEN SINGERS Visit site or come by in person to

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see if these music lessons are right for you. Tuesdays, 6:30-9 p.m. 805-441-1405. pacifichorizon.org. SLO United Methodist Church, 1515 Fredericks St., San Luis Obispo.

PEER-TO-PEER MENTAL HEALTH CLASS A free 10-session educational program for adults with mental illness who are looking to better understand their condition and various recovery options. Wednesdays, 3:30-5:30 p.m. through Sept. 12 Free. 805-540-6577. t-mha.org. Hope House Wellness Center, 1306 Nipomo Street, San Luis Obispo. RED BICYCLE: PAINTS AND PINTS Admission

includes a beer or cider, 2 hours of instruction, and all art materials. Please register in advance. Aug. 26, 2-4 p.m. $40. 805-540-0750. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo, 7SistersBrewing.com.

RELIEF PRINTMAKING WORKSHOP WITH TRICIA REICHERT Come and learn how to design, carve, and

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print a block print. Any subject can be adapted to work for this printmaking process. Aug. 25, 10:30 a.m.-4 p.m. $75. artcentralartsupply.com. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805 747 4200. S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T y

ART AND WINE PEONIES CANVAS All supplies and a glass of wine provided. Aug. 17, 6-8 p.m. and Aug. 24, 6-8 p.m. $40 for 1; $65 for 2. 805-550-9963. theartgalanipomo.com/events. Gala De Arte Plaza, 136 N Thompson Ave. B, Nipomo.

805-995-2049. Cayucosart.org. Cayucos Community Art Gallery, 10 Cayucos Dr., Cayucos.

FEATURED ARTISTS VIRGINIA MACK AND GAY MCNEAL This exhibit showcases watercolorist Virginia

Mack and fabric and textiles artist Gay McNeal. An opening reception takes place Aug. 15 from 5 to 8 p.m. Through Aug. 29, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 10, Morro Bay.

MOSAIC MADNESS Featuring Judy

Maynard’s paper-tiled mannequins. Tuesdays-Saturdays. through Aug. 30 805-927-4336. slolibrary.org. Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria.

ART AND WINE: BASICS OF ACRYLIC POURING All supplies and

wine are included. Aug. 20, 6-8 p.m. $40 for 1; $65 for 2. 805-550-9963. theartgalanipomo.com/events. Gala De Arte Plaza, 136 N Thompson Ave. B, Nipomo.

ART AND WINE: CACTUS FLOWER CANVAS Create a colorful cactus and flower

PHANTOM PROJECT 14 ART EXHIBITION A new exhibit organized

by the Central Coast Sculptors Group. Fridays, 1-7:30 p.m. and MondaysThursdays, Saturdays, Sundays, 1-5 p.m. through Sept. 2 Complimentary admission. 805-239-1616. roberthallwinery.com. Robert Hall Winery, 3443 Mill Road, Paso Robles.

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canvas with instructing artist Wendy Thrasher. All materials and a glass of wine are provided. Aug. 16, 6-8 p.m. and Aug. 23, 6-8 p.m. $40 for 1; $65 for 2. 805550-9963. theartgalanipomo.com/events. Gala De Arte Plaza, 136 N Thompson Ave. B, Nipomo.

TISH RODGERS: AN ARTIST IN TWO MEDIUMS

ART AND WINE: FALL BOHO COWSKULL NAIL STRING ART All supplies and wine are included. Aug.

Guests can enjoy refreshments, live music, and more. Thursdays, Fridays, 1-4 p.m., Saturdays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sundays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. through Aug. 26 Free. 805-927-8190. Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria.

COOKING CLASS: CAJUN BIRTHDAY DINNER

BEACHES, BAYS, AND BOATS Studio 4 resident

22, 6-8 p.m. $40 for 1; $65 for 2. 805-550-9963. theartgalanipomo.com/events. Gala De Arte Plaza, 136 N Thompson Ave. B, Nipomo.

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Learn to prepare old fashioned creole cornbread, fresh cucumber and tomato salad, chicken frecassee with rice, and sweet potato and pecan pie. Please bring an apron, knife, and cutting board. Aug. 24, 5:30-8:30 p.m. $60. 805-773-7063. pismobeach.org/recreation. Pismo Veterans Memorial Hall, 780 Bello St., Pismo Beach.

digital artists Deb Hofstetter and Dean Crawford Jr. present this collection of bright, vibrant images inspired by summer. Through Aug. 31, 12-9 p.m. Free. 805-2389800. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, studiosonthepark.org.

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and watercolor works by David Kreitzer. Through Aug. 31 Varies. 805-234-2048. kreitzerart.com. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.

online. Aug. 18, 6-8 p.m. and Aug. 25, 6-8 p.m. 3 for $96; 5 for $150. 805-550-9963. theartgalanipomo.com. Gala De Arte Plaza, 136 N Thompson Ave. B, Nipomo.

PLAY, EXPLORE, CREATE 2 Activity options

include drawing, pastels, watercolor, tempera, collage, printmaking, sewing, and more. For ages 5 to 6. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9-10:30 a.m. & 1:30 p.m.-4 a.m. through Sept. 8 $20 for 1 day; $35 for 2. 805-668-2125. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. Suite 101, Arroyo Grande, lila.community.

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AUTHOR EVENT: KEN KENYON Featuring In Search

of Alexander Hazard: The Man Who Planted the Eucalypts at Montana de Oro by Ken Kenyon. Aug. 25, 2-4 p.m. 805-772-2880. coalescebookstore.com. Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., Morro Bay.

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STASH TO CASH CRAFT SUPPLY AND MORE SALE Features fabrics, notions, craft supplies vendors. Aug. 25, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free for shoppers; $10 to rent a vendor table. 805-467-2100. Vines RV Resort, 88 Wellsona Rd., Paso Robles, vinesrvresort.com.

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CORNERS OF THE MOUTH POETRY READING

Featured poets are Luke Johnson and Samuel H. Duarte. Open reading follows. Aug. 19, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805903-3595. languageofthesoul.org. Linnaea’s Cafe, 1110 Garden St., San Luis Obispo.

JULIA MORGAN BUILDING TOUR Member docents

will guide you through our historic building and grounds. Tours may also be arranged by appointment. Mondays, 2-5 p.m. Free. 805-541-0594. themondayclubslo.org. The Monday Club, 1815 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo.

SLOMA FILM NIGHT: CRAFT IN AMERICA This

installment of the acclaimed PBS series explores the complex relationship between craft artists and their environment. Aug. 20, 7 p.m. Suggested donation: $5 members; $7 nonmembers. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/ films. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T y

SOUTH COUNTY POETRY An open mic follows each month’s featured poet. Fourth Sunday of every month, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. 805-268-9216. CanDoJack.com. South County Poetry, St. Barnabas’ Episcopal Church (annex), 301 Trinity Way off Traffic Way, Arroyo Grande.

EXHIBITS N O R T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T y

32ND ANNUAL PASTELS USA The Pastel Society

of the West Coast presents this yearly, international exhibition. Artist Lorenzo Chavez serves as Judge of Awards. Hosted by the Morro Bay Art Association. Aug. 16-Sept. 16, 12-4 p.m. Free. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay, 772-2504.

BARBARA PFISTER ART EXHIBIT Pfister paints

fish, flowers, street scenes, and more. ongoing Free.

DAVID KREITZER: WATER WORKS Come view oil

FABRICATIONS The Cutting Edge Fiber Arts Group is comprised of fiber and textile artists from SLO County. Members work with non-traditional techniques and materials to create art quilts and fiber art. Through Aug. 26 Free. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org/. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles. SAN LUiS OBiSPO

COLOR RHYTHM: INGRID BRINK AND SUSAN MALMGREN Brink and Malmgren are two Los Osos

artists that use watercolor, acrylic, and collage. Through Aug. 29, 6-9 p.m. 805-542-9000. sloart.com. Frame Works, 339 Marsh St, San Luis Obispo.

FLORA AND FAUNA: BETH VAN HOESEN PRINTS A collection of prints and rare paintings by artist Beth Van Hoesen. Mondays-Sundays. through Aug. 19 Free. 805543-8562. sloma.org/exhibits/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

PRESSING MATTERS 2018 Social activist, art teacher, and printmaker Juan R. Fuentes serves as this exhibit’s juror. An ARTalk and demo with Fuentes takes place Aug. 25 at 2 p.m. Aug. 24-Oct. 14 Free. 805-5438562. sloma.org/exhibits. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. SELECTIONS: BAY AREA Ruta Saliklis, curator and director of exhibitions at SLOMA, is showcasing oil paintings by Anne Subercaseaux and a metal sculpture by Flora Davis. Mondays-Sundays. through Aug. 19 Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/exhibits/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. TRIBUTARIES A roving exhibition of artists with diverse practices who share a common geography. Opening reception takes place Aug. 23. Aug. 23, 4:30-7:30 p.m. and Aug. 23-Sept. 19 Free. 805-546-3202. Harold J. Miossi Gallery, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo, cuesta.edu/ student/campuslife/artgallery/.

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ART BY SLOPE AT DANA ADOBE A collection that

culminates art and history to educate the community. Fridays. through Sept. 30 805-929-5679. danaadobe. org. DANA Adobe Cultural Center, 671 S. Oakglen Ave., Nipomo.

FROM ARTISTS, FOR ARTISTS, BY ARTISTS

Featuring fine art oils and pastels from Corynn Wolf, acrylics from Ryan Adams, and works from various mediums by Marc Wolf ongoing Free. 805-7736563. Puffers of Pismo, 781 Price St., Pismo Beach, puffersofpismo.com/.

SHE SANG ME A GOOD LUCK SONG A statewide traveling exhibit featuring the California indian photographs of Dugan Aguilar. ongoing 415-525-1553. exhibitenvoy.org. DANA Adobe Cultural Center, 671 S. Oakglen Ave., Nipomo, 805-929-5679.

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COLOR AND MOTION: AN ARTISTS PERSPECTIVE See the work of local artist Kathy

Badrak on display at the Terry Dworaczyk office of Ameriprise Financial. This exhibit is one of a continuing series of shows to spotlight local art and artists. ongoing ARTS continued page 27

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MORRO BAY METAPHYSICIANS explore the history

805-938-9724. ampf.com. Ameriprise Financial, 2605 S Miller St., Suite 104, Santa Maria.

of metaphysics with a different topic each week. led by tobey White Heart Crockett. Fridays, 12-1 p.m. $10-$20 suggested donation. 805-772-2880. facebook.com/ groups/MBMetaphysicians. Coalesce Garden Chapel, 845 Main St., Morro Bay.

HATTIE STODDARD AT VALLEY ART GALLERY

Stoddard is the gallery’s featured artist for the month of August. Through Sept. 1 Free. Valley Art Gallery, 125 W. Clark Ave., Orcutt, 805-937-2278, valleygallery.org.

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MODERN MASTERS OF ARCHITECTURE WALKING TOUR Featured buildings include the Fremont

NATURE IMAGINED this exhibit celebrates nature through art by Cheryl Medow, ellen Jewett, and Hilary Brace. these artists used diverse materials and methods to create their works. Mondays, Wednesdays-Sundays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $5. 805-686-8315. wildlingmuseum.org. Wildling Museum of Art and nature, 1511-B Mission Dr., Solvang.

theater, the Monday Club, the Madonna Inn, and more. Aug. 18, 2-4 p.m. $20. 805-210-8687. secretslo.com. Sauer-Adams Adobe, 964 Chorro St., San luis Obispo.

UC MASTER FOOD PRESERVERS PROGRAM

Covers the basic techniques of fermentation with a highlight on sauerkraut and pickles. Also features a demonstration on how to make kombucha. Aug. 25, 10 a.m.-noon $10. 805-781-1429. ucanr.edu/fermentation. uCCe Audtiorium, 2156 Sierra Way, San luis Obispo.

NATURE REGENERATED Photographers were encouraged to capture examples of nature’s ability to regenerate and thrive. this exhibit showcases winning entries in the Adult and Junior categories. ongoing Free. 805-686-8315. wildlingmuseum.org/photographycompetition/. Wildling Museum of Art and nature, 1511-B Mission Dr., Solvang.

WELLNESS RECOVERY ACTION PLAN (WRAP) CLASS WRAP is a personalized wellness system rooted

in the principle of self-determination and designed to help individuals monitor uncomfortable and distressing feelings and behaviors. Registration required. thursdays, 9-11 a.m. through Oct. 4 Free. 805-540-6577. t-mha.org. transitions-Mental Health Association, 784 High St., San luis Obispo.

PAVLOV GALLERY: FEATURED ARTISTS

Showcasing new collections on a weekly basis. Featured artists include Chris Pavlov, Iris Pavlov, Robert Hildebrand, Doug Picotte, and more. ongoing, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-686-1080. pavlovgallery.com. Pavlov Art Gallery, 1608 Copenhagen Dr., Ste C, Solvang.

SUMMER BLOOM A collection of plein air and studio

paintings by pastel artists Deborah Breedon and Kris Buck. ongoing Gallery los Olivos, 2920 Grand Ave., los Olivos.

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2018 HANDCRAFTED CALL FOR ARTISTS Fine

crafts artists are invited to apply for Studios on the Park’s seventh annual Handcrafted for the Holidays. Opens nov. 29. Through Sept. 10, 12-9 p.m. 805-2389800. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, studiosonthepark.org. SAn luIS OBISPO

10TH ANNUAL NEW TIMES MUSIC AWARDS: ACCEPTING ENTRIES enter up to 13 songs and

1 album. See site for full details. Through Aug. 20 newtimesslo.com. new times, 1010 Marsh St., San luis Obispo, 805-546-8208.

CALL FOR ENTRIES: SLO PART-TIME PLAYERS 10-MINUTE PLAYS Accepting submissions of

10-minute plays with 5 or fewer characters (1-3 preferred), few or no props, simple staging, and an emphasis on the text. Writers should have theater experience (please include brief description). email submissions to celestegoyer@gmail.com. ongoing Free. Mission Plaza, 989 Chorro St, San luis Obispo.

CALL FOR NOMINEES: POET LAUREATE PROGRAM the California Arts Council of SlO County

calls for nominations for the position of SlO County Poet laureate. Visit site for details. Through Aug. 25 artsobispo.org/poetry. ARtS Obispo, 1123 Mill St., San luis Obispo, 805-544-9251.

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Secret SLO Walking Tours hosts one of its Modern Masters of Architecture tours on Aug. 18 from 2 to 4 p.m. This tour features some of SLO’s most renowned modern buildings, including the Fremont Theater (pictured), the Monday Club, and Madonna Inn. Tickets are $20. Call (805) 210-8687 or visit secretslo.com to find out more. —C.W. novice storytellers. Spoken word, improv, character sketches and interactive games. every third Friday of the month. third Friday of every month, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-772-9225. facebook.com/topdogcoffeebar/. top Dog Coffee Bar, 857 Main St., Morro Bay.

THE WORLD GOES ‘ROUND: THE SONGS OF KANDER AND EBB Fridays, Saturdays, 7:30-10 p.m.

and Sundays, 2-4:30 p.m. through Aug. 19 $25. 805927-8190. cambriacenterforthearts.org/theatre/. Cambria Center for the Arts theatre, 1350 Main St., Cambria. SAn luIS OBISPO

A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM Stephen Sondheim’s musical romp about

desperate lovers and scheming neighbors. WednesdaysSaturdays, 7-9 p.m., Saturdays, Sundays, 2-4 p.m. and Sundays, 7-9 p.m. through Sept. 9 $20-$39. 805-7862440. slorep.org. San luis Obispo Repertory theatre, 888 Morro St., San luis Obispo.

IMPROV COMEDY SHOW Fast-paced improv comedy

shows performed by the ensemble of Central Coast Comedy theater. All shows are based on audience suggestions making every show unique. Saturdays, 8-10 p.m. $5. centralcoastcomedytheater.com. Kreuzberg Coffee Company, 685 Higuera Street, San luis Obispo, 805-430-0260.

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GOLD FEVER AT THE ROUGH AND READY A spoof

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OF MICE AND MEN Based on John Steinbeck’s novella

about two friends and their struggle to live the American dream. Directed by Kelli M Poward. Aug. 24-Sept. 16 $15$20. 805-776-3287. St. Peter’s by-the-Sea episcopal Church, 545 Shasta Ave., Morro Bay, stpetersmorrobay.org/.

THE REBOOT: STORYTELLING REIMAGINED Curated mix of invited storytellers and open mic for

of traditional melodramas by neil laVine. WednesdaysSundays, 7-9:30 p.m. through Sept. 16 $21-$28. 805489-2499. americanmelodrama.com. Great American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano.

THE MIX TAPE An original musical comedy set in

the late ‘90s. Through Sept. 15 805-489-2499. americanmelodrama.com. Great American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano. S A n tA M A R I A VA l l e Y/ lO S A l A M O S

ARCADIA AT MARIAN THEATRE By tom Stoppard.

Presented by special arrangement with Samuel French Inc. Aug. 16-25 Marian theatre, 800 S. College Dr., Santa Maria, 805-928-7731, pcpa.org. S A n tA Y n e z VA l l e Y

MAMMA MIA! AT SOLVANG FESTIVAL THEATER

Music and lyrics by Benny Andersson and Björn ulvaeus. Book by Catherine Johnson. Presented through special arrangement with Music theatre International. Through Aug. 26 Solvang Festival theater, 420 2nd St., Solvang, 805-928-7731.

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POINT SLO LIGHTHOUSE TOURS Docents lead

guests on a one-hour tour of the historic site, the buildings, and up to the lighthouse tower. Please arrive 15 minutes early. All proceeds go directly toward the site’s restoration. Wednesdays, 12 & 1 p.m. and Saturdays, 12, 1 & 2 p.m. $17-$22. 805-540-5771. pointsanluislighthouse.org. Point San luis lighthouse, 1 lighthouse Rd., Avila Beach.

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SURFSIDE TENNIS CLUB Saturdays, 9 a.m. Free the

first month; $30 per year afterwards. surfsidetennisclub. teamopolis.com. los Osos Middle School, 1555 el Moro St., los Osos, 534-2835. n O R t H S lO C O u n t Y

MID-STATE CRUIZERS OF ATASCADERO Open to

all auto enthusiasts. third thursday of every month, 5:30 p.m. midstatecruizers.org. Round table, 6915 el Camino Real, Atascadero, 805-466-7111. SAn luIS OBISPO

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BOOKS THAT INSPIRE NATURE CONNECTION

Greenspace facilitator Sue Davis will speak about the importance of connecting with nature and how she uses books in an outdoor setting to foster curiosity, creativity, and constructive learning. Aug. 25, 3-4 p.m. Free. 805927-4336. slolibrary.org. Cambria library, 1043 Main St., Cambria.

E-DEVICE HELP Please sign up in advance. thursdays,

8:30-10 a.m. Morro Bay library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay.

ELEPHANT SEALS OF PIEDRAS BLANCAS learn

about the lives of the elephant seals at the Piedras Blancas rookery. All questions welcome. Aug. 18, 3-4 p.m. Free. 805-927-4336. slolibrary.org. Cambria library, 1043 Main St., Cambria.

TED TALK FRIDAYS enjoy a teD talk viewing or

a guest speaker and engage in lively conversation afterwards. Fourth Friday of every month, 1-3 p.m. Free. 805-995-3312. Cayucos library, 310 B. St., Cayucos.

MEN’S SOCCER

Refreshments available on site for purchase. tuesdays, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-544-6366. Facebook.com/ CaptainnemoGames. Captain nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San luis Obispo.

DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS AT CAPTAIN NEMO Refreshments available on site for purchase.

Wednesdays, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-544-6366. Facebook. com/CaptainnemoGames. Captain nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San luis Obispo.

FRIDAY NIGHT MAGIC AT CAPTAIN NEMO

Refreshments available on site for purchase. Fridays, 5-8 p.m. 4 Booster Buy In. 805-544-6366. Facebook.com/ CaptainnemoGames. Captain nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San luis Obispo.

GALA Q YOUTH GROUP this group serves gay,

lesbian, bisexual, and transgender youth (ages 13 through 18). thursdays, 6-8 p.m. 805-541-4252. galacc.org. GAlA Center Gallery, 1060 Palm St., San luis Obispo.

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meeting for those who know or have known a feeling of desperation concerning the addiction of a loved one. Fridays, 12-1 p.m. Free. 805-221-5523. A meeting for those who know or have known a feeling of desperation concerning the addiction of a loved one. Tuesdays, 6-7 p.m. Free. The Redeemer Lutheran Church, 4500 El Camino Real, Atascadero, 805-221-5523.

seniors. Fourth Wednesday of every month, 4-6 p.m. galacc. org. GALA Center Gallery, 1060 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

MAGIC: THE GATHERING AT CAPTAIN NEMO

Magic: The Gathering (Standard/Type 2). Refreshments available on site for purchase. Mondays, 5-8 p.m. 2 Boost Buy In. 805-544-6366. Facebook.com/ CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

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CHILD LOSS SUPPORT GROUP Hospice SLO County

MINIATURE GAMING AT CAPTAIN NEMO

is offering this support group for those grieving the loss of a child. This group provides the opportunity to connect with individuals in a similar situation. Drop-ins welcome. Thursdays, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo. org/support-groups. Hospice SLO County, 1304 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo.

Refreshments available on site for purchase. Please park in reserved spaces. Thursdays, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-5446366. Facebook.com/CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

OPEN GAMING AT CAPTAIN NEMO Board games, card games, and more. Bring any games you’d like. Refreshments available on site for purchase. Please park in Reserved spaces. Sundays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-544-6366. facebook.com/pg/CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo. OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS Meets at various

locations in SLO County: Arroyo Grande, Oceano, San Luis Obispo, Morro Bay, Cambria, Atascadero, and Paso Robles. No dues/fees. Mondays-Sundays, 6-7 p.m. Free. oacentralcoast.org. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

RAINBOW CONNECTION GROUP This group serves gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgender youth (ages 18 through 26). Meets every Thursday (except the the third of the month). Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. 805-541-4252. galacc. org. GALA Center Gallery, 1060 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

SLO LEZ MIX A monthly lesbian gathering and potluck centered on fostering a strong and diverse community. Each month has a different theme. Third Friday of every month, 6:30 p.m. slolezmix.org. GALA Center Gallery, 1060 Palm St., San Luis Obispo. SLO TABLE TENNIS All ages and skill levels welcome. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 7-10 p.m. and Sundays, 4-7 p.m. Free. 805-215-4963. Ludwick Community Center, 864 Santa Rosa, San Luis Obispo. TOASTMASTERS WEEKLY MEETING A meeting for

those who wish to improve their communication skills and

FAMILY CAREGIVER SUPPORT GROUP A support group for those who are caring for a loved one, no matter the diagnosis. This group provides the opportunity to connect with individuals in a similar situation. Drop-ins welcome. Every other Friday, 2:30-4 p.m. Free. 805-5442266. hospiceslo.org. Hospice SLO County, 1304 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo.

SERIOUS CERAMICS

Instructor Jennifer Hope hosts a ceramic bento box workshop on Aug. 18 from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. at SLO MakerSpace. This class covers throwing, hand building, and carving techniques. All skill levels are welcome. Admission is $16. Call (805) 252-1285 or visit slomakerspace.com for more info. —C.W. lose their fear of public speaking. Thursdays, 6:30-7:45 a.m. SLO County Government Center, 1055 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-544-6654.

SLO CHESS CLUB All ages and skill levels welcome.

Plays at the giant chess board in Morro Bay on Saturdays. Boards generally provided. Thursdays, 6:30-10 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-215-4963. slochess. com. Carl’s Jr., 195 N. Santa Rosa, San Luis Obispo.

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BISHOP PEAK CHAPTER OF THE EMBROIDERER’S GUILD OF AMERICA Welcoming those who work with all forms of needlework. Bring a sack lunch. Third Saturday of every month, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Grover Beach Community Center, 1230 Trouville Ave., Grover Beach, (805) 773-4832.

BOOKENDS BOOKCLUB A meeting to discuss The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood. Aug. 17, 10-11 a.m. and Aug. 21, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande, 473-7164, slolibrary.org.

NIPOMO SENIOR CENTER The center is open five days a week; closed on weekends and holidays. MondaysFridays, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 805-929-1615. Nipomo Senior Center, 200 E. Dana St., Nipomo.

LIVING WITH GRIEF SUPPORT GROUP A support

group for those grieving a death or searching for ways to cope with the life-altering illness of someone they love. Trained grief counselors will be present to support the group and share information. Drop-ins welcome. Mondays, 12:15-1:15 p.m. through Aug. 20 Free. 805544-2266. hospiceslo.org/support-groups/living-withgrief-support-group. Hospice SLO County, 1304 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo.

SUPPORT GROUPS N O R T H C O A S T S LO C O u N T y

CO-DEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS MEETING CoDependents Anonymous (CoDA) is a 12-step recovery program for anyone who desires to have healthy and loving relationships with themselves and others. Saturdays, 1-2:15 p.m. Free. 805-203-5875. Cambria Connection, 1069 Main St., Cambria.

NAR-ANON: LET IT BEGIN WITH ME Nar-Anon is a support group for those who are affected by someone else’s addiction. Tuesdays 805-458-7655. naranoncentralca.org/meetings/meeting-list/. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO. S O u T H C O A S T S LO C O u N T y

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GENERAL GRIEF SUPPORT GROUP (NORTH COUNTY) A support group for those grieving the death of a loved one. This group provides the opportunity to connect with individuals in a similar situation. Drop-ins welcome. Wednesdays, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo.org/support-groups/general-grief-supportgroup-0. Hospice SLO County: North County Office, 517 13th St., Paso Robles.

GENERAL GRIEF SUPPORT GROUP (SOUTH COUNTY) Hospice SLO County is offering this support

group for those grieving the death of a loved one. Held in the Church Care Center. Drop-ins welcome. Tuesdays, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo.org. New Life Pismo, 990 James Way, Pismo Beach.

SPOUSE AND PARTNER LOSS SUPPORT GROUP (SOUTH COUNTY) A Hospice SLO support group for

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CULTURE & LIFESTYLE from page 29 provides the opportunity to connect with individuals in a similar situation. Held in Room 16. Drop-ins welcome. Thursdays, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo. org. New Life Pismo, 990 James Way, Pismo Beach.

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nFL FLaG FOOtBaLL Presented by Rise and achieve.

Create & Learn

For boys and girls ages 5 to 17. First game takes place July 7. 10 games guaranteed. ongoing 805-868-3633. riseandachieve.com. Ernest Righetti High school, 941 E. Foster Rd., orcutt, 805-937-3738.

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BaSIC COMPUter HeLP Come to learn basic

computer skills. Call to sign up. Thursdays, 8:30-10 a.m. Free. 805-772-6394. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor st., Morro Bay.

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SeWInG CaFe CLaSSeS anD WOrKSHOPS

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sewing Cafe offers various classes and workshop. Call for full schedule. ongoing sewing Cafe, 541 Five Cities Dr., Pismo Beach, 805-295-6585.

Children and their families are invited to listen to tales in English and spanish. Wednesdays, 3:30-4 p.m. Free. 805927-4336. slolibrary.org. Cambria Library, 1043 Main st., Cambria.

KIDS yOGa Experience emotional balance through the physical and mental benefits of yoga by practicing breathing exercises, flowing sequences, balancing poses, and deep relaxation. Mondays, 4:30-5:15 p.m. $15. 805215-4565. omniyogastudio.com. omni yoga studio, 2190 9th st., Los osos.

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aLIGn anD reFIne Covers alignment principles in

a variety of yoga poses. appropriate for all levels. With Jahara sara seitz. Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. through aug. 30 $100 for full series. 805-215-4565. omniyogastudio.com/ workshops/. omni yoga studio, 2190 9th st., Los osos.

BeGInnerS DanCe BUnKaI appropriate for

all skill levels. The foundation of Dance Bunkai uses precise movements to build on. These movements are borrowed from all over the world and include Martial arts movements. Tuesdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $40 monthly; $12 to drop-in. 805-203-6318. Ignite Movement studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay, ignitemovementstudio.com/.

CHaIr yOGa Tuesdays, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Morro

Bay Library, 625 Harbor st., Morro Bay.

Free yOGa (FOr aGeS 50+) Explore strength,

flexibility, balance, breathwork and more through adapted poses with chairs and/or mats. Wednesdays, Fridays, 1-2 p.m. through Dec. 14 805-546-3942. cuesta.edu/ academics. Morro Bay Community Center, 1001 Kennedy Way, Morro Bay.

HeaLtHy JOUrney This 6-week course features

Tai Chi, deep breathing exercises, group coaching on selfcare, mindset, and goal setting, and more. With holistic health coach Tami Cruz. sundays, 10 a.m.-noon through sept. 30 Call for price details. 805-235-7978. Grateful Body, 850 shasta, Morro Bay.

IntentIOnaL traInInG at BaySIDe This breathbased movement program created by Cassandra Bodlak incorporates yoga, active and resistance stretching, and other techniques to reduce anxiety and stress and increase range of motion. This program is free for vets, their families, and anyone with PTsD. Fourth saturday of every month, 8:30-9:30 a.m. Free. 415-516-5214. baysidemartialarts.com. Bayside Martial arts, 1200 2nd st., Los osos.

IntentIOnaL traInInG at StUDIO FItneSS

This breath-based movement program created by Cassandra Bodlak incorporates yoga, active and resistance stretching, and other techniques to reduce anxiety and stress and increase range of motion. This program is free for vets, their families, and anyone with PTsD. Fourth saturday of every month, 11 a.m.-noon Free. 415-516-5214. studiofitnessmorrobay.com. studio Fitness, 349 Quintana, Morro Bay.

InterMeDIate trIBaL BUnKaI Incorporates

props, rhythm instruments, and a fusion of world dance to upbeat, fast drumming music. Fridays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $40 monthly; $12 to drop in. 805-203-6318. desertcoastdance.com. Ignite Movement studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay.

KICKInG tHe SUGar HaBIt Hosted by certified

health and lifestyle coach Tami Cruz, who will explain why people crave sugar at certain times and how to combat that craving. aug. 19, 12:30-1:30 p.m. Free. 805-2357978. Grateful Body, 850 shasta, Morro Bay.

MOrrO Bay MartIaL artS: WOrLD CHaMPIOn InStrUCtIOn offering adult and youth classes in kickboxing, boxing, judo, Jiu Jitsu, MMa, Tai Chi, Qi Gong, and self defense. ongoing 805-701-7397. Grateful Body, 850 shasta, Morro Bay.

MOVeMent FLOW Incorporates yoga, active

and resistance stretching, and more. Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, 6:30-7:30 a.m. 805-776-3676. studiofitnessmorrobay.com. studio Fitness, 349 Quintana, Morro Bay.

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The Transitions-Mental Health Association in SLO hosts its Wellness Recovery Action Plan (WRAP) class Thursdays from 9 to 11 a.m. starting Aug. 16. WRAP is designed to help individuals monitor and reduce negative feelings and behaviors. Registration is required. Call (805) 540-6577 or visit t-mha.org to find out more. —C.W. SUrF FItneSS a 45-minute workout to improve

your time in the water. Re-align your spine, make space for breath, mobilize, stabilize, and more. Non-surfers welcome. Mondays, 4-4:45 p.m. 805-776-3686. studiofitnessmorrobay.com. studio Fitness, 349 Quintana, Morro Bay.

yOGa StretCH Through a combination of active,

isolated stretching, trigger point, foam rolling, and yoga techniques, participants can increase their range of motion. Please bring a mat and water. Tuesdays, Fridays. through Dec. 18 805-776-3676. studio Fitness, 349 Quintana, Morro Bay, studiofitnessmorrobay.com. saN LuIs oBIsPo

aFrICan DanCe an all levels dance class where

you can learn traditional dances from Guinea and West africa. accompanied by live drumming. Wednesdays, 6:30-7:45 p.m. $5-$10. afrodance.net. Performance athletics Gymnastics, 4484 Broad st., san Luis obispo, 805-547-1496.

aIKIDO FOr eVeryOne a Japanese martial art

designed to stop violence with minimum harm. This class welcomes beginning and experienced students of all levels. Tuesdays, 5:45-7 p.m. $65 for 3 months. 805-5491222. aikidosanluisobispo.com. san Luis Coastal adult school, 1500 Lizzie st., san Luis obispo.

aIKIDO SeLF DeFenSe FOr aDULtS Taught by

fifth degree black belt instructor Mary Tesoro. Tuesdays, 5:45-7 p.m. $65 for 3 months. 805-549-1222. ae.slcusd. org. san Luis Coastal adult school, 1500 Lizzie st., san Luis obispo.

GentLe yOGa Includes exercises involving the Egoscu Method, foundation training, active isolated stretching, and more. Mondays, Wednesdays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. 805549-1222. ae.slcusd.org. san Luis Coastal adult school, 1500 Lizzie st., san Luis obispo. s o u T H C o a s T s Lo C o u N T y

COMPLIMentary yOGa Free for resort guests

and locals alike. sundays, 8:30-9:30 a.m. through oct. 28 Free. 805-773-5003. thedolphinbay.com. The spa at Dolphin Bay, 2727 shell Beach Rd., Pismo Beach.

KUnDaLInI yOGa Gentle yoga classes with a focus

on meditation and chanting in the Kundalini yoga (as taught by yogi Bhajan). all levels of experience welcome. Thursdays, 6:30-7:45 p.m. through Dec. 31 $12 per class; $40 for 4 classes. 626-864-4810. branchmillorganics. com/classes-offered/. Branch Mill organic Farm & Retreat Center, 2815 Branch Mill Rd., arroyo Grande.

SenIOr BODy FItneSS Please bring your own weights and bands. Mondays, 11 a.m.-noon $1 per class. 805-598-7108. Cortina apartments, 241 Courtland st., arroyo Grande. SILVer SneaKerS ZUMBa appropriate for all

martial arts, and yoga. Mondays, Wednesdays, 6:30 p.m. studio Fitness, 349 Quintana, Morro Bay, 805-776-3676, studiofitnessmorrobay.com.

ages and fitness levels. an easy-to-follow dance fitness class. Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, 9-10 a.m. Free for members; $6 to drop-in. 805-441-7932. oceano Community Center, 1425 19th st., oceano, adulted. luciamarschools.org.

QI GOnG CLaSS Qi Gong is an ancient and powerful system for physical health and spiritual development. Join certified instructor Devin Wallace for this outdoors class. Please call to register. Fridays, 10:30-11:30 a.m. suggested donation $10. 805-709-2227. Tidelands Park, south end of Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

Water eXerCISe FOr aLL aGeS These classes help relieve joint pain, enhance your breathing, and increase your range of motion. Mondays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. 805-481-6399. 5 Cities swim school, 425 Traffic Way, arroyo Grande, 5citiesswimschool.com.

nIa teCHnIQUe a workout that combines dance,

instruction from 5 to 6:30 p.m. and live music and refreshments to enjoy from 6:30 to 8:30 p.m. Thursdays, 5-8:30 p.m. through aug. 30 $10. 805-481-5215. Pismo Beach Golf Course, 25 West Grand avenue, Grover Beach, pismobeachgolf.com.

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guided hike through areas with century-old Victorian homes and 1890s’ churches. Meet at spring and 10th st. aug. 25, 9:30 a.m. Free. 805-549-0355. sierraclub.org/santa-lucia. Paso Robles City Library, 100 spring st., Paso Robles. saN LuIs oBIsPo

LaWLeSS San LUIS WaLKInG tOUr Learn about

the culture clashes, greed, and piety that led to some of the strangest stories of in sLo history, including laundry bombings, gunfighting judges, and flaming arrows. aug. 17, 10 a.m.-noon, aug. 19, 2-4 p.m., aug. 24, 10 a.m.-noon and aug. 26, 2-4 p.m. $20. 805-210-8687. secretslo.com. sauer-adams adobe, 964 Chorro st., san Luis obispo.

VICtOrIan HOUSeS, WILD WeSt LIVeS: WaLKInG tOUr Learn about sLo history while visiting gardens, renowned examples of local architecture, and more. aug. 17, 2-4 p.m. and aug. 24, 2-4 p.m. $20. 805-210-8687. secretslo.com. sauer-adams adobe, 964 Chorro st., san Luis obispo.

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SLO COUnty PUGS On tHe BeaCH socially

friendly dogs and their humans are invited to run (leash free) in the surf sand at olde Port Beach (avila Dog Beach or Fisherman’s Beach). Last sunday of every month, 2-3 p.m. Free. aggbchamber.com. olde Port Beach, 6520 avila Beach Dr., avila Beach. s a N Ta M a R I a Va L L E y/ Lo s a L a M o s

HIKe tO MUSSeL rOCK Explore the santa Maria

River Estuary and the natural reserve dunes. aug. 18, 9 a.m.-noon Free; $5 suggested donation. 805-343-2455. dunescenter.org/event/hike-to-mussle-rock/. Rancho Guadalupe Beach, 6999 W. Main st, Guadalupe.

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KIDS SUMMer tennIS CaMPS In addition to tennis, activities may include pickleball, ping pong, bocce, water games, and a craft project. Mondays-Thursdays, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. through aug. 16 $195. 805-434-9605. ttrtennis. com. Templeton Tennis Ranch, 345 Championship Ln., Templeton. saN LuIs oBIsPo

CaL POLy Men’S SOCCer VS. FreSnO PaCIFIC

ages 13 and under get in for free for youth Night. aug. 24, 7 p.m. alex G. spanos stadium, 1 Grand ave., san Luis obispo, 805-756-7297.

CaL POLy WOMen’S SOCCer VS. BOISe State

ages 13 and under get in for free for youth Day. aug. 26, noon alex G. spanos stadium, 1 Grand ave., san Luis obispo, 805-756-7297.

CaL POLy WOMen’S SOCCer VS. MarQUette

The 2018 home opener. aug. 16, 7 p.m. alex G. spanos stadium, 1 Grand ave., san Luis obispo, 805-756-7297. s o u T H C o a s T s Lo C o u N T y

LaDIeS GOLF nIGHt offering swing and putting

utilizing theatrical props, games, and improvisational tools to encourage skill building and creative movement. For ages 5 to 8. all levels of dancers are welcome. Wednesdays, 3:30-4:30 p.m. $40 monthly; $12 to drop in. 805-203-6318. Ignite Movement studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay, ignitemovementstudio.com/.

tHeater DanCe CLaSS FOr KIDS an interactive group for kids ages 9 and up to express themselves through dance and theatrical expression. Wednesdays, 4:30-5:30 p.m. $40 monthly; $12 to drop in. 805-2036318. Ignite Movement studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay, ignitemovementstudio.com/.

tODDLer StOrytIMe Hosted by Ms. Kaela. Tuesdays, 10:30 a.m. Free. 805-772-6394. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor st., Morro Bay. a storytime for toddlers ages 18 months-and-up. share stories, songs, finger plays, bubbles, and more. Wednesdays, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. 805-927-4336. slolibrary.org. Cambria Library, 1043 Main st., Cambria. N o R T H s Lo C o u N T y

DraGOnFLy CIrCLeS In ataSCaDerO an

enrichment program for ages 7 to 11 that promotes social, emotional, and physical fitness and well-being. Learn and practice how to respond to various types of stress in a healthy way. Tuesdays, 3:15-4:15 p.m. 805-270-5523. mindfulkindfulyouniversity.com/dragonflycircles/. atascadero agricultural Hall, 5035 Palma ave., atascadero.

Free IntrODUCtOry KInDerMUSIK CLaSS

For children ages 4 and under and their parents to enjoy a morning of singing, dancing, and playing instruments together. aug. 21, 10:30-11 a.m. Free. 805-712-9417. prcity.com/recreationonline. Centennial Park, 600 Nickerson Dr., Paso Robles.

MOVIeS In tHe GarDen: PADDINGTON 2 Enjoy this family friendly screening under the stars. Lowback chairs and blankets recommended. Presented by the City of atascadero. aug. 25, 8-11 p.m. Free. Food available for purchase. 805-470-3360. Visitatascadero.com. sunken Gardens, 6505 El Camino Real, atascadero. yOUnIQUe FItneSS FOr SPeCIaL neeDS

This class integrates the wide-ranging benefits of music, movement, yoga, mindful awareness training, guided relaxation strategies, expressive arts, and more. additionally offered at sLo and arroyo Grande locations. Tuesdays, 4:30-5:15 p.m. 805-270-5523. mindfulkindfulyouniversity.com/younique-fitness/. atascadero agricultural Hall, 5035 Palma ave., atascadero. saN LuIs oBIsPo

aIKIDO FOr KIDS aGe 4-13 aIKI-MITEs (age 4-6)

class is 3pm on Tuesdays. aIKI-KIDs (age 7-13) classes are Tuesdays/Thursdays at 4pm. Call to observe or pre-register. Tuesdays, Thursdays $50-$75 monthly. 805544-8866. aikidosanluisobispo.com. Budo Ryu, 3536 south Higuera st., san Luis obispo.

DraMa anD IMaGInatIVe PLay CLaSS: aGeS 5-8 sing, dance, play games, and create stories and

characters. saturdays, 11-11:45 a.m. $120 for 10 weeks. 805-709-0761. pyjamadrama.com/us. sLo Movement arts Center, 2074 Parker st., san Luis obispo.

DraMa anD PLay CLaSSeS: aGeS 2-4 Build language, develop motor skills, and practice cooperation, concentration, and problem solving. Mondays, 10:15-11 a.m. $120 for 10 weeks. 805-709-0761. pyjamadrama. com/us. sLo Movement arts Center, 2074 Parker st., san Luis obispo. FaMILy nIte at 7SISterS BreWInG $5 options include kids’ grilled cheese, kids’ pulled pork sliders, craft root beer floats, and more. Features live Irish music and family activities. Wednesdays, 4-9 p.m. Free. 805-868CULTURE & LIFETYLE continued page 32

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FAMILY POTTERY NIGHT Classes include instruction and materials. Saturdays, 6-8 p.m. through Dec. 20 $50 for 2 classes. 805-896-6197. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo.

FRIDAY FAMILY MOVIE Come and enjoy a family-

30th Anniversary . Lucky Devils Band SATURDAY, AUGUST 18 Co onwood Canyon Winery

The Molly Ringwald Project SATURDAY, AUGUST 18 Ca’ Del Grevino Estate and Winery

friendly movie every Friday afternoon. August selections include Moana, Matilda, Lilo & Stitch, Paddington, and Spy Kids. Fridays, 3-5 p.m. through Aug. 31 Free. 805781-5775. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

POTTERY CLASSES AND PAINTING POTS Kids

are welcome to come and learn various ways of working with clay, including sculpting, slab building, and throwing onto the pottery wheel. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 3:30-5 p.m. $30. 805-896-6197. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo.

PYJAMA DRAMA: DRAMA AND IMAGINATIVE PLAY CLASSES Drama and imaginative play develops

skills that can last a lifetime like the confidence to be brave, desire to share ideas with others, and the joy of solving problems with friends by your side. Saturdays, 11-11:45 a.m. and Mondays, 9:30-11 a.m. $12. 805-7090761. pyjamadrama.com. SLO Movement Arts Center, 2074 Parker St., San Luis Obispo.

SLO DRAGONFLY CIRCLES (AGES 7 TO 11) An

Point SLO Lighthouse Tours EVERY WEDNESDAY AND SATURDAY Point San Luis Lighthouse

Santa Maria All Ford Car Show Santa Maria BBQ Pit Raffle Tickets THROUGH SEPTEMBER 6

Jazz Faculty Conce at Cuesta College FRIDAY, AUGUST 24 CPAC

Of Mice & Men AUGUST 24–SEPTEMBER 16 By the Sea Productions

Reggae Sundays . Babylon Rockers SUNDAY, AUGUST 26 Co onwood Canyon Winery

enrichment program to promotes social, emotional, and physical well-being. Learn and practice methods to nurture positivity and respond to stressful challenges in a healthy way. Location moves to Academy of Dance SLO in September. Aug. 18, 9-10 a.m. and Aug. 25, 9-10 a.m. 805-270-5523. mindfulkindfulyouniversity. com/dragonfly-circles/. World Rhythm & Motion Studio, 207 Suburban Road, Unit C, San Luis Obispo. S O U T h C O A S T S LO C O U n T y

LEGO CLUB Legos are provided by the library.

Cen-Cal Professional Wrestling: Dog Days of Summer SUNDAY, AUGUST 26 The Graduate

Australia’s Daniel Champagne TUESDAY, AUGUST 28 Morro Bay Wine Seller

Pryor Baird at Mongo’s! FRIDAY, AUGUST 31 Mongo’s Saloon

The McNaughstys FRIDAY, AUGUST 31 Tooth & Nail Winery

9th Annual Brews & Bites SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 1 Mission Plaza

Registration required. For ages 6 to 10. Aug. 25, 2-3 p.m. Free. 805-473-7163. slolibrary.org. Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande.

OCEANO DUNES VISITOR CENTER Enjoy exhibits of dune and lagoon plant and animal species. End your visit with a stroll behind the center to the fresh-water lagoon. Thursdays-Sundays, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-4742667. Oceano Dunes Visitor Center, 555 Pier Ave, Oceano.

PAWS TO READ Children are invited to read with nella the therapy dog. All ages welcome. Aug. 23, 3:30-4 p.m. Free. 805-473-7163. slolibrary.org. Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande.

SLEEPING BEAUTY PUPPET SHOW Enjoy this

Jody Mulgrew SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 1 Sculpterra Winery

HWY 46W Harvest Block Pa y SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 1 Highway 46 West Wineries

2018 Tour & Taste of the Valley SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 1 Orcu Union Plaza

4th Annual Pops ON! SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 2 Madonna Expo Center

Eye Will Survive Disco Benefit SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 8 Avila Bay Athletic Club

marionette adaptation of Sleeping Beauty. Aug. 18, 2-3 p.m. Free. 805-473-7161. slolibrary.org. Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande. S A n TA M A R i A VA L L E y/ LO S A L A M O S

MOMMY AND ME CLASSES Brief gymnastics

classes for ages 1 to 3 (as soon as they can start walking on their own). Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, 9:30-10 & 10:15-10:45 a.m. $35-$55. KT’s All Star Gymnastics, 237 Town Center E, Santa Maria, 805-349-7575.

READALOUD The Buellton Library presents

Catch of the Central Coast SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 8 Avila Bay Athletic Club

Tribute to Jimmy Buffet TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 Morro Bay Wine Seller

Poncho Sanchez SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 16 CPAC, Cuesta College

Tribute to Bob Dylan THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 20 7Sisters Brewing Co.

Avila Apple Festival Gala Dinner SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 22 Avila Beach Community Center

ReadAloud, a play-reading group for adults, teens and children 9 and up. Fridays, 4-5 p.m. Free. 805-688-3115. Buellton Library, 140 W. highway 246, Buellton.

SANTA MARIA VALLEY RAILWAY HISTORICAL MUSEM The Santa Maria Valley Railway historical

Museum features a locomotive, boxcar, caboose, railroad artifacts, and diorama. Second and fourth Saturday of every month. 12-4 p.m. ongoing 805-7144927. Santa Maria Transit Center, Miller and Boone St., Santa Maria.

SUMMER MAKERSPACE Kids can enjoy creating,

Sunset Vineyard Hayride SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 22 Doce Robles Winery & Vineyard

7th Annual Empty Bowls Luncheon for 5CHC WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 26 St. Patrick’s Church Hall

The Jason Harnell Solo Drum Experience FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 28 Cuesta College

A Conce for Hope SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 29 Presqu’ile Winery

The Devil & Daniel Webster FRI–SUN, OCTOBER 5–7 By the Sea Productions

building, and using their imagination during these Library Maker Events in the library’s Learning Center. Saturdays, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. through Aug. 25 Free. 805-925-0994. engagedpatrons.org. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.

TEEN GAMING FRIDAYS An afternoon of Wii U

gaming and/or tabletop gaming. Aug. 24, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. 805-925-0994. engagedpatrons.org. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.

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FREE GUIDED MEDITATION GROUP Fridays, 10:30

A s Obispo – The Blend SATURDAY, OCTOBER 20 Tooth & Nail Winery

The Cimo Brothers SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21 Old Santa Rosa Chapel

Halloween Harvest Costume Ball FRI & SAT, OCTOBER 26 & 27 CA Mid-State Fairgrounds

10th Annual New Times Music Awards FRIDAY, NOVEMBER, 2 The Fremont Theater

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a.m.-noon Free. 805-439-2757. meditationintro.com. Morro Bay Library, 625 harbor St., Morro Bay.

GUIDED MEDITATION CLASS Come learn to

meditate in a relaxed setting. Pay attention to each second and increase your awareness of the inner world. Frequent prompts facilitate the focus. Fridays, 10:30 a.m.-noon Free. 805-439-2757. meditationintro.com. Morro Bay Library, 625 harbor St., Morro Bay. CULTURE & LIFESTYLE continued page 33

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ASK SABRINA 30 years of Tarot reading experience.

Open Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday in SLO County and Thursday and Sunday in South SLO County. ongoing 805-441-4707. asksabrina.com. private Location, Tba, San Luis Obispo. S O u T h C O a S T S LO C O u n T y

GUIDED SOUND HEALING MEDITATION With

Julie Jensen. Third Monday of every month, 6:30-8 p.m. $25. 805-489-2432. halcyon Store post Office, 936 S. halcyon Rd., arroyo Grande.

INTUITIVE CIRCLE CLASSES Explore your gift of

receiving and giving intuitive information during these classes hosted by Julie Jensen. Every other Tuesday, 6:30-8 p.m. $25. 805-489-2432. halcyon Store post Office, 936 S. halcyon Rd., arroyo Grande.

MEDIUMSHIP DEVELOPMENT Learn the basics of communicating with spirit in a safe environment with Mike Smith. Tuesdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $15. 805-480-2432. halcyon Store post Office, 936 S. halcyon Rd., arroyo Grande. SINGING BOWL MEDITATION Enjoy vibrational

sounds of singing bowls with pamala Taylor. Fourth Wednesday of every month, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Offerings accepted. 805-674-4277. halcyon Store post Office, 936 S. halcyon Rd., arroyo Grande.

SUNDAY FOR SPIRIT PSYCHIC READINGS

Features an assortment of psychic readers. Sundays, 1-5 p.m. Vaires. 805-489-2432. halcyon Store post Office, 936 S. halcyon Rd., arroyo Grande.

YOUTH SERVICES The City Church Central Coast holds youth services for junior high school students. Mondays, 6:30 p.m. Free. 805-929-8990. thecitycc.org. Faith Life Community Church, 726 W Tefft St, nipomo. S a n Ta M a R i a Va L L E y/ LO S a L a M O S

HOPE COMMUNITY CHURCH SERVICES Join hope Community Church for Sunday morning and Wednesday night services. Children care provided for infants and children under 4. Sundays, 10:30 a.m. and Wednesdays, 6:30 p.m. Free. 805-922-2043. hopesm.com. hope Community Church, 3010 Skyway Dr. Suite F, Santa Maria.

INTUITIVE GUIDANCE Sessions may include but

are not limited to mediumship, psychic awareness, light journey work, and aura cleansings. Thursdays, 12-2 p.m. $20 for 15 minutes. 937-271-5646. CovenTree: books and Gifts, 722 E Main St., Santa Maria.

MEDITATION CLASS: A STUDY OF TRADITION AND PRACTICE With annKathleen, who has been

meditating since 1992 when she was introduced to Transcendental Meditation from teacher Sri John Karuna. Wednesdays, 6:30-7:45 p.m. $10-$15. 805-5981509. divining.weebly.com. art of alchemy, E. Orange St, Santa Maria.

WISDOM READINGS annKathleen uses tarot and

oracle cards to guide participants to solutions that bring peace, happiness, and positive thinking. Fridays-Sundays, 1-5 p.m. $60-$100. 805-598-1509. art of alchemy, E. Orange St, Santa Maria, divining.weebly.com.

WISDOM READINGS AT COVENTREE annKathleen, the Mistress of alchemy, uses tarot and oracle cards to guide participants to solutions that bring peace, happiness, and positive thinking. Every other Friday, 1-5 p.m. $60-$100. 805-598-1509. divining.weebly.com. CovenTree: books and Gifts, 722 E Main St., Santa Maria.

org/services/hospice-slo-countythreshold-singers. hospice SLO County, 1304 pacific St., San Luis Obispo.

PHOTO COURTESY OF THE POINT SLO LIGHTHOUSE

MEALS ON WHEELS Meals on

Wheels, San Luis Obispo, needs noon time drivers. Must have own car to deliver prepared meals. Mondays-Fridays, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 805-235-8870. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

WEEKLY EVENTS NEW

S a n Ta M a R i a Va L L E y/

GUADALUPE NATIVE GARDEN BEAUTIFICATION DAY Seeking

Buy 2 small plates, the 3rd is free!

volunteers interested in gardening and helping to beautify the Guadalupe native Garden. This event is led by Judith Evans. Third Saturday of every month, 9 a.m.-noon through Dec. 15 Free. 805-343-2455. dunescenter.org/event/guadalupenative-garden-beautification-days/. Guadalupe native Garden, Corner of Campondonico and 7th ave., Guadalupe.

FOOD & DRINK

DRINK SPECIALS Domestic Beers $3 · Imports/Micro Brews $4 Wine $5 · Cocktails $6 · Margaritas/Bloody Marys $7

ACOUSTIC SUNDAYS 3–6pm Point SLO Lighthouse tours take place Wednesdays at noon and 1 p.m. and Saturdays at noon, 1 p.m., and 2 p.m. Docents lead guests on a one-hour tour of the historic site. All proceeds go directly toward the lighthouse’s restoration. Tickets range from $17 to $22 and are available at my805tix.com. Call (805) 540-5771 for more info. —C.W.

n O R T h C O a S T S LO C O u n T y

MAIN STREET MARKET Saturdays, 2:30-6 p.m. Free. 805-772-4467. Morro bay Chamber of Commerce, 695 harbor St., Morro bay, morrobaychamber.org.

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ATASCADERO FARMERS MARKET Visit site for info on featured music artists and chefs. Wednesdays, 3-6 p.m. Free. visitatascadero.com. Sunken Gardens, 6505 El Camino Real, atascadero. CAMBRIA FARMERS MARKET Fridays, 2:30-5:30

p.m. Free. 805-395-6659. cambriafarmersmarket.com. Cambria Veterans Memorial hall, 1000 Main Street, Cambria. San LuiS ObiSpO

FARMERS MARKET Farmers Market in SLO is the

largest Farmers Market in California. Thursdays, 6:10-9 p.m. Downtown SLO, higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

SLO FARMERS MARKET hosts over 60 vendors.

Saturdays, 8-10:45 a.m. World Market parking Lot, 2650 Main St., San Luis Obispo. S O u T h C O a S T S LO C O u n T y

ARROYO GRANDE FARMERS MARKET includes

produce, artists and musicians. Saturdays, 12-2:25 p.m. arroyo Grande Farmers Market, Olohan alley, arroyo Grande.

NIPOMO FARMERS MARKET includes a large variety

of locally grown produce. Open year round Sundays, 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. nipomofarmersmarket.com/. nipomo Farmers Market, Via Concha Road, nipomo.

ORCUTT FARMERS MARKET presents local farmers

n O R T h C O a S T S LO C O u n T y to be docents and/or organize art programs. Mondays-Sundays, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. art Center Morro bay, 835 Main St., Morro bay. San LuiS ObiSpO

CENTRAL COAST HOSPICE VOLUNTEER TRAINING Central Coast hospice is seeking

compassionate volunteers to provide 3 to 4 hours a week to hospice patients and their families. Fridays, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. through aug. 17 Free. 805-540-6020. Central Coast home health and hospice, 253 Granada, San Luis Obispo.

FELINE NETWORK OF THE CENTRAL COAST

Seeking volunteers to provide foster homes for foster kittens or cats with special needs. The Feline network pays for food, litter, and any medications needed. Volunteers also needed to help with humanely trapping and transporting feral cats for spay/neuter. ongoing 805-549-9228. felinenetwork.org. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

HOSPICE SLO COUNTY THRESHOLD SINGERS SEEK NEW VOICES Sing for individuals experiencing

life-limiting or end-of life conditions. Third Sunday of every month, 2-4 p.m. Free. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo.

August 19th

TOWER OF POWER

FARMERS MARKETS

and small businesses. Tuesdays, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Orcutt Farmers Market, bradley Road, Orcutt.

LO M p O C/ Va n D E n b E R G

ART CENTER MORRO BAY Seeking volunteers

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VOLUNTEERS

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LOMPOC FARMERS MARKET Features fresh fruit and vegetables, flowers, entertainment, and activities for the whole family. Fridays, 2-6 p.m. Lompoc Farmers Market, Ocean avenue and i Street, Lompoc. VANDENBERG VILLAGE FARMERS MARKET

Locally grown produce and food stuffs are available year round. Sundays, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Vandenberg Village Farmers’ Market, 120 burton Mesa blvd., Lompoc.

EVENTS n O R T h S LO C O u n T y

BURGER SUNDAY WITH LONE MADRONE Guests

can enjoy elevated lamb, beef, and portobello mushroom burgers grilled by Chef Jeffery Scott. Sundays, 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 805-238-0845. Lone Madrone Winery, 5800 adelaida Rd, paso Robles, lonemadrone.com.

SUMMER GRILL AND CHILL Enjoy grilled dishes from Executive Chef Randal Torres, wine, and more. Aug. 18, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. $12-$14. 805-227-4812. vinarobles. com. Vina Robles Winery, 3700 Mill Rd., paso Robles. WINE TASTING AT CASS WINERY Wine by the glass and bottles are also available for purchase. ongoing, 11

a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-239-1730. casswines.com/. Cass Winery and Vineyard, 7350 Linne Rd., paso Robles.

WINE TASTING AT CHANGALA Enjoy local art and

meet Changala’s wine dogs while sampling various wines. Fridays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. $10. 805-226-9060. changalawinery.com. Changala Winery, 3770 Willow Creek Rd., paso Robles.

WINE WEDNESDAY ON THE PATIO: J DUSI WINES Enjoy wine by the flight, glass, or bottle, and

partake in Executive Chef Martin beckett’s menu. Aug. 22, 5-8 p.m. 805-238-7070. pappymcgregors.com/. pappy McGregor’s, 1122 pine St., paso Robles.

WINEMAKER DINNER AL FRESCO Enjoy

appetizers, sparkling wine, barbecue courses, a gondola tour through the vineyard, and more. Aug. 24, 6-10 p.m. $90-$105. 805-238-9940. pomarjunction.com/events/. pomar Junction Vineyards & Winery, 5036 S. El pomar Dr., Templeton. San LuiS ObiSpO

BUBBLE AND RAW BAR Visit Foremost’s new bubble

bar where guests can get bubbles by the glass or by the bottle along with a bites from a special raw menu created by Chef Thomas Drahos. Thursdays-Saturdays, 5-9 p.m. 805-439-3410. foremostslo.com/. Foremost Wine Co., 570 higuera St. Ste 105, San Luis Obispo.

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FRIDAY NIGHT PINT NIGHT buy logo glass for $8 and bring it in every Friday for $2 off refills. Wine offered at happy hour pricing. Fridays, 4-10 p.m. Free. 805868-7133. 7sistersbrewing.com/events-page. 7Sisters brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo. LOCALS NIGHT Enjoy a 3-course dinner. please

mention “locals night” when making reservations. Tuesdays-Thursdays, 5-9 p.m. through aug. 31 $35 per person. 805-439-3410. foremostslo.com. Foremost Wine Co., 570 higuera St. Ste 105, San Luis Obispo.

TRAINS AND TAPAS Enjoy local beer, wine, and

traditional Spanish tapas. Guests can explore the Exhibit hall (including the new Teddy Roosevelt Exhibit), the La Cuesta Observation Car, and more. Aug. 25, 6-8 p.m. $20 members; $30 non-members. 805-548-1894. slorrm.com. San Luis Obispo Railroad Museum, 1940 Santa barbara ave, San Luis Obispo.

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WOODSTOCK’S SLO PINT NIGHT With the first

pint as low as $5, Woodstock’s gives half-off refills in the same glass. Wednesdays, 8-11 p.m. Free. 805-541-4420. woodstocksslo.com. Woodstock’s pizza, 1000 higuera St, San Luis Obispo.

WOODSTOCK’S SLO TRIVIA NIGHT For trivia aficionados and fun-lovers in general alike. Tuesdays, 9-11 p.m. Free. 805-541-4420. woodstocksslo.com/events/. Woodstock’s pizza, 1000 higuera St, San Luis Obispo. S a n Ta y n E z Va L L E y

WINE TASTING WITH THE SUMMER PASS Taste at your own pace from 14 Santa ynez Valley tasting rooms. Each tasting consists of 4 to 5 wines. no blackout dates. Reservations are not required. Through aug. 31 $50. 800-563-3183. santaynezwinecountry.com. participating Wine Tasting Rooms, Santa ynez Valley, Santa ynez, buellton, Los Olivos, Solvang. ∆

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Strictly Starkey

BY GLEN STARKEY

PHOTO COURTESY OF TRUTH ABOUT SEAFOOD

Totally bitchin’! Truth About Seafood revives the ’70s at Concerts in the Plaza

t’s bitchin’, tubular, totally boss, to the max, blazin’, it’s the bomb, it’s totally far out, man! I’m talking about Truth About Seafood’s new ’70s milieu video for their song “Extra High,” a rockin’ metal party tune they’ve set to a retro film genre. As it begins, the familiar (at least to us old folks) Motion Picture Association rating placard comes up, indicating that the film you’re about to see is rated R, “for radical.” Then you see a ’70s panel van screaming down a dirt road before cutting to the various band members in full party mode in a Jacuzzi, under a disco ball, on a boat, and practicing breaking boards karate-style before introducing their video personas: Jeff Minnery as “The Stash,” Brad Daane as “Rex Bogart,” Wyatt Lund as “Sexy Beast,” and Pakes as “Pakes.” Truth About Seafood formed way back in 1992, and was one of those almost-made-it-big acts. One former member, Paul Bostaph, was a member of Slayer, and it seemed like they were going to get signed to a label. Instead, after some independent releases, they disbanded around 1999 before reforming in SLO Town a few years later with original members Minnery and Daane. The guys all have real jobs now, but they still rock. When Daane emailed me to tell me about their new video, he suggested I might try a story angle like, “How long are you guys going to play

Live Music N o r t h C o a s t s Lo C o u N t y

ANDY SCOTT LIVE Wednesdays, 8-11 p.m. Free. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

BANJERDAN LIVE Tuesdays, 3 p.m. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-9274200, cambriapineslodge.com.

BOB BENJAMIN AT CAMBRIA PUB Fridays, 6-9 p.m. Free. Cambria Pub and Steakhouse, 4090 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-927-0782.

BOB BENJAMIN AT CENTRALLY GROWN Sundays, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-927-3563. centrallygrown.com. Centrally Grown, 7432 Exotic Garden Dr., Cambria.

BOB BENJAMIN AT LAS CAMBRITAS Saturdays, 6 p.m. Free. 805-927-3563. lascambritas.com. Las Cambritas, 2336 Main Street, Cambria.

BOBBY MALONE LIVE Saturdays, 3-6 p.m. Free. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

DULCIE TAYLOR & FRIENDS LIVE Aug. 25, 12-4 p.m. No cover; food and drinks available for purchase. https:/dulcietaylor.com. Ragged Point Inn, 19019 Highway 1, Ragged Point, 805-927-5708. FROM BACH TO THE BEATLES: FEATURING GUITARIST TED WISE Selections range from standard classical guitar repertoire to

music and act like children?” I have to say, they do look like kids in a candy shop in this video, which they’ve even constructed a fake backstory for. “In 1978, local rock band Truth About Seafood was engaged by Warner Bros. Entertainment (then Warner Communications) to make a fulllength feature film. Due to a series of unfortunate mishaps and a corresponding union strike, the movie known only by its working title Extra High, was pulled from production and shelved. A protracted legal battle then ensued between Warner Bros. and Truth About Seafood, which ended up costing both parties millions of dollars in attorney fees. However, in January 2018, the litigation finally resolved in a settlement wherein Truth About Seafood gained rights to the existing film footage, the rights to the one-song soundtrack, one thousand dollars ($1,000) in cash, and a 19” black and white television set. “‘I don’t know how we are going to pay back all that money we borrowed, but we may be willing to part with the TV,’ said singer, Minnery, in a recent press release. “Truth About Seafood has now compiled the remaining film footage into a video for its previously unreleased and unheard 1978 song ‘Extra High.’ “‘We are pleased to finally get this horrible chapter behind us, but we are happy with the settlement,’ said Brad Daane (bass guitar/vocals). “‘I am extremely irritated about all of this, which is nothing more than an embarrassment to the band. Plus, Warner Bros. lost key footage of us at the animal farm,’ added Justin Pecot (lead guitar/vocals). contemporary covers of show tunes and rock ballads, as well as original compositions. Aug. 24, 6-9 p.m. Free. 805-772-0677. windowsmb.com/. Windows On The Water, 699 Embarcadero #7, Morro Bay.

GOODNIGHT TEXAS LIVE With Zeb Zaitz. Presented by Good Medicine. Aug. 19, 7 p.m. thesirenmorrobay.com/. The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay, 225-1312. JON STEPHENS LIVE Thursdays, 5 p.m. Free. 805-927-0175. lascambritas.com. Las Cambritas, 2336 Main Street, Cambria.

LIVE JAM AT OTTER ROCK Thursdays, 8 p.m. Free. 805-772-1420. otterrockcafe.com. The Otter Rock Cafe, 885 Embarcadero, Morro Bay. LIVE MUSIC AT OLD CAYUCOS TAVERN Fridays, Saturdays Free. 805-995-3209. oldcayucostavern. com. Old Cayucos Tavern & Cardroom, 130 N Ocean Ave, Cayucos. LIVE MUSIC AT OTTER ROCK Fridays-Sundays, 8 p.m. Free. 805-772-1420. otterrockcafe.com. The Otter Rock Cafe, 885 Embarcadero, Morro Bay. LIVE MUSIC AT STAX Thursdays, Sundays, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-772-5055. staxwine.com. Stax Wine Bar & Bistro, 1099 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

LOUIE ORTEGA LIVE Tuesdays, 8-11 p.m. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

MARCUS DIMAGGIO LIVE Fridays, 3-6 p.m. Free.

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BOSSES Truth About Seafood brings their ’70s-style metal to Concerts in the Plaza on Aug. 17.

“‘I don’t remember filming any of this; however, it does appear that my likeness is represented in the 1978 film,’ Wyatt Lund (drums/vocals) finished.” Watch the video on the band’s Facebook page or YouTube; bust out your bellbottoms, suede fringe vests, platform shoes or roller skates; and head to Concerts in the Plaza this Friday, Aug. 17, to see Truth About Seafood ripping through their set of ’70s-style metal. “We apologize in advance for wasting everyone’s time watching the video, but we really need to salvage this disaster,” Daane said. “Usually, a good deli tray and a case of Hamm’s cures just about everything.”

Red Dirt, American, and punk

Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

17, 4-6:30 p.m. $10 for wine tasting; additional wine available for purchase (by glass or bottle). 805-927-9800. Twin Coyotes Winery, 2020 Main St., Cambria.

THE REAL BLUES JAM SOUTH Ted Waterhouse hosts. All levels welcome. Third Tuesday of every month, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Free. 805-704-5116. tedwaterhouse.com. The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay. SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: B AND THE HIVE This group, formerly known as Girls and Boys, performs an original blend of rock, pop, and soul. Special guests include Chris Lind, Grand Kid, Jennifer Martin, and John Sandoval. Aug. 20, 6:309 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. songwritersatplay. com/calendar/. Morro Bay Wine Seller, 601 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

ST. BENEDICT’S JAZZ CONCERT Featuring Julie Kelly and the Real Time Jazz All-Stars. Admission includes complimentary beverages and snacks. Proceeds to benefit St. Benedict’s and its programs. Aug. 25, 3-5 p.m. $27. 805-528-0654. stbenslososos.org. St. Benedict’s Church, 2220 Snowy Egret Ln., Los Osos.

Numbskull and Good Medicine Presents have teed-up three shows this week, starting with Red Dirt band Cody Canada and the Departed at BarrelHouse Brewing on Thursday, Aug. 16 (6 p.m.; all ages; $20 presale at Boo Boo’s and ticketfly.com or $30 at the door), and Friday, Aug. 17, at Presqu’ile Winery (doors at 5:30 p.m.; all ages; $20 presale at Boo Boo’s and ticketfly.com or $30 at the door). If you like Robert Earl Keen, Bruce and Charlie Robison, Todd Snider, and STARKEY continued page 36

AuG. 16 – AuG. 23 2018

YOU OTTER ROCK OUT WITH THE CLIFFNOTES Featuring Valerie “Fireball” Johnson and Cliff “Crawdaddy” Stepp. Aug. 18, 8-11 p.m. Free. 805772-1420. otterrockcafe.com. The Otter Rock Cafe, 885 Embarcadero, Morro Bay. N o r t h s Lo C o u N t y

3RD ANNUAL BLUEGRASS, BLUES, AND BUFFALOS Featuring Oin Dirty Cello, a San Francisco-based blues and bluegrass group, and Miss Leo and her Bluegrass Boys, a traditional string band. Aug. 18, 6-9 p.m. $15. 805-238-7324. Lazy Arrow Adventures, 9330 Camatta Creek Road, Santa Margarita.

SWINGIN UTTERS LIVE With special guest Kevin Seconds. Aug. 23, 7:30 p.m. thesirenmorrobay. com/. The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay, 805-225-1312.

ADAM LEVINE AND JUDY PHILBIN Levine and Philbin perform live jazz. Thursdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-238-2834. labellasera.com. Enoteca Restaurant and Bar, 206 Alexa Ct., Paso Robles.

TIM JACKSON: LIVE AT TWIN COYOTES WINERY Acoustic artist Tim Jackson’s sound can

THE BANJERDAN SHOW FEAT. THE DELTAZ

be described as a blend of some of his favorite artists, including Bob Dylan, Van Morrison, Bruce Springsteen, The Beatles, and The Who. Aug.

Featuring brothers John and Ted Siegel, who perform genres including heavy blues, psychedelic MUSIC LISTINGS continued page 36

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“Pack a picnic and circle up with your friends” Enjoy Labor Day Weekend Pops style! Non-alcoholic beverages welcome. Beer, wine, and spirits available for purchase from our friends at the Madonna Inn.

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Music

Strictly Starkey

PHOTO COURTESY OF CODY CANADA AND THE DEPARTED

O, CANADA Red Dirt act Cody Canada and the Departed play BarrelHouse Brewing on Aug. 16 and Presqu’ile Winery on Aug. 17.

PHOTO COURTESY OF NAHKO AND MEDICINE FOR THE PEOPLE

PHOTO COURTESY OF UNFINISHED BUSINESS

FEELS LIKE SUMMER Alternative world music collective Nahko and Medicine for the People plays the Fremont Theater on Aug. 19.

RELIVE WOODSTOCK Unfinished Business plays the music of Woodstock on Aug. 18 at Morro Bay’s The Siren.

Reggae extravaganza

Reckless Kelly, these are your guys. Goodnight, Texas (GNTX) plays The Siren on Sunday, Aug. 19 (7 p.m.; 21-and-older; $10 presale at Boo Boo’s and ticketfly.com or $12 at the door), with Zeb Zaitz opening. Conductor is GNTX’s third full-length, which, according to the band, “wanders through the American Southwest in the early decades of the 20th century. It’s a moment when the United States has claimed the land from sea to shining sea, poised to become the world power, a great furnace of both progress and destruction.” Classic punk act the Swingin’ Utters plays next Thursday, Aug. 23, at The

Siren (7:30 p.m.; 21-and-older; $13 presale at Boo Boo’s and ticketfly.com or $15 at the door), with Kevin Seconds opening. The Utters’ new album Peace and Love drops on Aug. 31. “This is, by far, our absolutely most political record we’ve ever done,” guitarist/vocalist Darius Koski said in press materials. “We don’t generally write very pointedly political songs. We tend to be a little more vague and abstract. But this one is pretty pointedly disgusted and pissed off and really directly attacking these fuckin’ people in office.” “I agree it is our most political record,” singer Johnny Bonnel added. “When sexism, racism, and nationalism is the agenda, it’s time to speak up.”

MUSIC LISTINGS from page 34

SERIES Featuring Dulcie Taylor and her band.

Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

Blankets, lawn chairs and picnic baskets are welcome. Wine, beer, soda will be available for purchase. Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-237-3987. Paso Robles City Park Gazebo, Spring and 12th St., Paso Robles.

TRAIN WRECK FRIDAY: BACK PAGES BAND

STARKEY from page 34

rock, classic country, and folk. Fourth Wednesday of every month, 6-9 p.m. through Dec. 26 Free. 805-461-1393. laststagewest.net. Last Stage West, 15050 Morro Rd, Highway 41 at Torro Creek Road, Atascadero.

THE BANJERDAN SHOW Thursdays, 6 p.m. Free.

PINT NIGHT MUSIC AT SWEET SPRINGS SALOON Features local bands and beer specials.

Last Stage West, 15050 Morro Rd, Highway 41 at Torro Creek Road, Atascadero, 805-461-1393, laststagewest.net.

Thursdays, 6 p.m.-midnight 805-439-0969. sweetspringssaloon.com. Sweet Springs Saloon, 990 Los Osos Valley Rd., Los Osos.

CODY CANADA & THE DEPARTED LIVE

THE REAL BLUES JAM NORTH All Blues musicians, regardless of experience, are welcome to join this jam session. Hosted by Ted Waterhouse with Bruce Willard and Dean Giles. Thursdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $5 donation/musicians exempt. 805-704-5116. danbino.com. D’anbino Vineyards and Cellars, 710 Pine St, Paso Robles.

Presented by Good Medicine. Aug. 16, 6 p.m. barrelhousebrewing.com/. Barrelhouse Brewing Co. Brewery and Gardens, 3055 Limestone Way, Paso Robles, 296-1128.

DULCIE TAYLOR AND FRIENDS LIVE Taylor’s band features George Nauful, Tim Jackson, Tracy Morgan, and Freeman Lee. Aug. 19, 1-4 p.m. No cover; food and drinks available for purchase. 805239-2562. dulcietaylor.com. Broken Earth Winery, 5625 Highway 46E, Paso Robles.

JOHN JORGENSON QUARTET: TPAC BENEFIT CONCERT The inaugural concert of the TPAC Foundation Concert Series. Aug. 25, 6-9 p.m. $30 for adults; $15 for students. 805-237-0054. tpacfoundation.org. Templeton Performing Arts Center, 1200 S Main St., Templeton.

LIVE AT DARK STAR: WINONA WILDE Enjoy live music from Canadian country-folk singer Winona Wilde. Bring your own picnic or enjoy Dark Star snacks with your wine tasting. Aug. 18, 2-5 p.m. and Aug. 19, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-237-2389. darkstarcellars.com/events. Dark Star Cellars, 2985 Anderson Rd., Paso Robles. LIVE MUSIC AT ASUNCION RIDGE Fridays, Saturdays, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-237-1425. asuncionridge.com. Asuncion Ridge, 725 12th St., Paso Robles.

LIVE MUSIC AT BROKEN EARTH Saturdays, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-239-2562. brokenearthwinery. com. Broken Earth Winery, 5625 Highway 46E, Paso Robles.

LIVE MUSIC AT CATTLEMANS LOUNGE Fridays, 6-8 p.m. Paso Robles Inn Cattleman’s Lounge, 103 Spring Street, Paso Robles, 805-238-2660.

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RICHARD GREENE LIVE Enjoy the musical stylings of acoustic guitarist Richard Greene. Thursdays, 6-9 p.m. through Sept. 30 Free. 805461-5100. The Nautical Cowboy, 6005 El Camino Real, Atascadero. SATURDAY LIVE Live music every Saturday afternoon. Wine and lunch offerings available for purchase. Saturdays, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-227-4812. vinarobles.com. Vina Robles Winery, 3700 Mill Rd., Paso Robles.

SATURDAY LIVE FEAT. JASON CADE Aug. 25, 1-4 p.m. Complimentary; wine and food available for purchase. 805-227-4812. vinarobles.com. Vina Robles Winery, 3700 Mill Rd., Paso Robles.

Otter Productions Inc. has an amazing reggae lineup coming this Friday, Aug. 17, to the Avila Beach Golf Resort, when Steel Pulse, Tribal Seeds, The Green, and Iya Terra perform (doors at 4 p.m.; show at 4:45; all ages; $26.52 to $84.78 at Boo Boo’s and eventbrite.com). Though formed in England, Steel Pulse is as rootsy and authentic as anything coming out of Jamaica. Fronted by Derek Hinds, this Grammy Award-winning band is iconic.

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Indie roots band Dispatch, with Nahko and Medicine for the People and Scatter Their Own, play their

Purchase food here or bring your own (community grill available). Wine available by the bottle or glass (3 free tastings from 5:30 to 6:30 p.m.). No outside alcohol or pets allowed. Lawn chairs recommended. Aug. 17, 5:30-8:30 p.m. $15; Free to Wine Club members and children under 6. 805238-9940. pomarjunction.com/events/. Pomar Junction Vineyards & Winery, 5036 S. El Pomar Dr., Templeton.

VERN SANDERS LIVE This jazz pianist covers songs from the Great American Songbook. Sundays, 5-8 p.m. 805-238-2834. Enoteca Restaurant and Bar, 206 Alexa Ct., Paso Robles, labellasera.com/enoteca-restaurant. San LuiS ObiSpO

ANDERSON EAST LIVE With special guest Los Colognes. Aug. 22, 8 p.m. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-5468600, fremontslo.com. BRANDI CARLILE LIVE With special guest Jade Bird. Aug. 21, 7 p.m. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-546-8600, fremontslo.com. BRENT DANNELLS LIVE Enjoy live jazz in the upstairs dining room. Every other Thursday, 7-9 p.m. through Aug. 30 Free to dinner guests. 805594-1500. Mee Heng Low Noodle House, 815 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

Different acts every weekend. Sundays, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805- 226-8881. sculpterra.com. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

CABARET 805 AT 7SISTERS BREWING Enjoy lounge music, beer and non-alcoholic beverages, and more. Family-friendly. Aug. 21, 6:45-9 p.m. Free. 805-868-7133. 7SistersBrewing.com. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: CARBON CITY LIGHTS Special guests include Escaping

CAL POLY COLLEGIANS ALUMNI BIG BAND CONCERT 20 alumni musicians gather to recreate

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY Presented by Steve Key.

Pavement, Chris Lind, and Grand Kid. Aug. 19, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. songwritersatplay.com/ calendar/. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: JUST SUZANNE Suzanne shares her life stories through folk, pop, rock, and country. Special guests include Rob Kimball and Kris Simeon. Aug. 26, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. songwritersatplay.com/calendar/.

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the swinging sounds of the big band era. Aug. 25, 7:30-10:30 p.m. Free; Steak House reservations required to guarantee seating. 805-543-3000. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/special/. Madonna Inn Silver Bar Cocktail Lounge, 100 Madonna Rd, San Luis Obispo.

CRAIG LOUIS DINGMAN LIVE Guitarist and songwriter Craig Louis Dingman performs in the upstairs dining room. Every other Thursday, 7-9

Summer Tour on Sunday, Aug. 19, at the Fremont Theater (7:30 p.m.; all ages; $44.97 at Boo Boo’s and eventbrite.com). Though originally scheduled to play the Avila Beach Golf Resort, all tickets are now valid for the Fremont Theater. Singer-songwriter Brandi Carlile plays the Fremont on Tuesday, Aug. 21 (7 p.m.; $10 to $91.82 at Boo Boo’s and eventbrite.com), with Jade Bird. Carlile is touring in support of her new album, By The Way, I Forgive You. Blue-eyed soul man Anderson East plays the Fremont on Wednesday, Aug. 22 (9 p.m.; $25 at Boo Boo’s and eventbrite.com), with Los Colognes. STARKEY continued page 37

p.m. through Aug. 23 Free to dinner guests. 805-594-1500. Mee Heng Low Noodle House, 815 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

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All ages welcome. Aug. 19, 7:30 p.m. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805546-8600, fremontslo.com.

FOR THE FOLKS LOVEFEST FT. RAINBOW GIRLS Featuring live music from folk bands Rainbow Girls and The Riverside. Proceeds benefit Planned Parenthood. Guests can enjoy beer, kombucha, food, and more. All ages welcome. Aug. 24, 6:30-10 p.m. $10. 805-888-7940. forthefolksmusic.com. Bang The Drum Brewery, 950 Orcutt Road, San Luis Obispo.

GYPSY JAZZ NIGHT With the Gypsy All Stars: Laurel Mitchel (vocals), Daniel Cimo (violin), James Gallardo, Ben Arthur, and Toan Chau. Every other Thursday, 9:30-11:30 p.m. Barrelhouse Brewing Co. Speakeasy, 1033 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo, 805-296-1128, barrelhousebrewing.com. JAZZ FACULTY CONCERT The Cuesta music faculty will perform an array of jazz. All proceeds benefit the Music Student Scholarship Fund. Aug. 24, 7:30-10 p.m. $10-$20. 805-546-3198. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo, cuesta.edu. JILL KNIGHT LIVE Enjoy a blend of Americana, blues, and rock. Aug. 18, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-8687133. 7SistersBrewing.com. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo. JOSH HEINRICHS LIVE For ages 18 and over. Aug. 22, 10 p.m.-midnight $12. SLO Brew, 736 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-1843, slobrew.com.

THE LATA JAZZ QUARTET LIVE Enjoy live jazz in the upstairs dining room. Every other Friday, 8-10 p.m. through Aug. 31 Free to dinner guests. 805594-1500. Mee Heng Low Noodle House, 815 Palm St., San Luis Obispo. MUSIC LISTINGS continued page 37

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Stuck in Stereo (aka William “Bill” Yanes) plays Puffers in Pismo this Saturday, Aug. 18 (4:30 p.m.). “Me, a guitar, and a binder crammed full of radio-friendly pop songs I cherry-picked from FM playlists in every popular category over the last five decades” is how Yanes describes his show. Hear everything from Luther Ingram, to Neil Diamond, to Foo Fighters. Summer Crush III will be at the Nautical Bean (2010 Parker St., SLO) on Saturday, Aug. 18 (6 to 9 p.m.; all ages; free). Enjoy drag performances by Krystal Methatic, Regina Flores, Atropa Belladonna, Juicy CuntWhore, and Nala Diamond; comedy by Michael Zalusky and friends; and live music by Hayley and the Crushers, plus a living tiki art scene crafted by local artist Neal Breton and Reid Cain. “Is it cool? Is it lame? Did they like it, share it, or ignore it altogether? Our new single ‘Blue and Green’ is all about letting go of that constant anxiety—if you can hack it!” Hayley of the Crushers said. “Living on the sleepy Central Coast of California, the sea is a constant reminder of what’s actually real. Our music reflects the tension of living in a small town: It’s half sugary dream, half neurotic nightmare.”

BRANDI CARLILE GET DIRTY Dirty Cello plays the third annual Bluegrass, Blues, and Buffalos at Lazy Arrow Adventures in Santa Margarita on Aug. 18.

Dirty Cello plays the third annual Bluegrass, Blues, and Buffalos at Lazy Arrow Adventures in Santa Margarita this Saturday, Aug. 18 (6 to 9 p.m.; all ages; $15 at brownpapertickets. com). Don’t miss this fun Bay Area blues and bluegrass band, as well as Miss Leo and her Bluegrass Boys, a traditional local string band. Bring your own stuff to grill, if you want. If you love the music of the ’60s, check out the Woodstock 49th Anniversary Show with Unfinished Business at The Siren this Saturday, Aug. 18 (7:30 p.m.; $15). “Grab your tie dye and come help us celebrate the 49th birthday of the biggest rock festival in music history,” the venue said. Female-fronted prog rock and psychedelic act Imagery Machine plays Frog and Peach on Saturday, Aug. 18 (10 p.m.;

21-and-older; free). If you like Florence + The Machine and La Roux, you’ll dig them. “We’re currently in the middle of a project we call ‘The Monthly Machine’ where we release a new single every month in 2018, culminating in our first full-length LP,” frontwoman Jennie Lynn said. ∆

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LIVE MUSIC AT LIDO Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-773-4300. thedolphinbay.com. Lido Restaurant at Dolphin Bay, 2727 Shell Beach Rd., Pismo Beach.

MICHAEL FRACASSO LIVE SLO folk duo Bob &

Enjoy live music from this award-winning singer/ songwriter. Special guests include John Sandoval, Sarah Biklen, and Steve Key. Aug. 16, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. songwritersatplay.com/ calendar/. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

Wendy will open the show. Aug. 25, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-868-7133. 7SistersBrewing.com. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

SUMMER JAZZ CONCERT SERIES Fridays, 6:30-9 p.m. through Sept. 28 $5-$15. 805-5470278. The4Cats.com. The 4 Cats Cafe and Gallery, 1531 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

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THE TANGENTS LIVE Enjoy live jazz in the

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LIVE MUSIC AT MOTHER’S TAVERN Fridays, 7:30-10:30 p.m. Free. 805-541-8733. motherstavern.com. Mother’s Tavern, 725 Higuera St, San Luis Obispo.

performance of this free concert series takes place on the Monterey Street patio. Sundays, 12:30-2:30 p.m. through Aug. 26 Free. Monterey Street Patio, 848 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 415-394-6500.

MISS LEO AND HER BLUEGRASS BOYS LIVE Aug. 24, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-868-7133. 7SistersBrewing.com. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

upstairs dining room. Every other Wednesday, 7:30-9:30 p.m. through Aug. 22 Free to dinner guests. 805-594-1500. Mee Heng Low Noodle House, 815 Palm St., San Luis Obispo. S o u t h C o a S t S Lo C o u n t y

ACOUSTIC SUNDAYS Sundays, 3-6 p.m.

NOCHE CALIENTE Fridays, 10 p.m.-2 a.m.

Seaventure Restaurant, 100 Oceanview Ave, Pismo Beach, 805-779-1779, seaventure.com.

805-541-096. slograd.com. The Graduate, 990 Industrial Way, San Luis Obispo.

BATTLE OF THE BIG BANDS: GLENN MILLER VS. HARRY JAMES Two bands perform the music

PARSONSFIELD LIVE This quintet performs

of Glenn Miller and Harry James and compete. Audience members vote to decide the winning band. Aug. 18, 2-4 p.m. $29-$49. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.

harmony-driven grassroots music. Aug. 19, 7-10 p.m. $12. SLO Brew, 736 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-1843, slobrew.com.

PINT NITE WITH JIM CONROY Aug. 17, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-868-7133. 7SistersBrewing.com. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo. THE RAY CHANG TRIO LIVE Enjoy live jazz in the upstairs dining room. Every other Saturday, 7:30-9:30 p.m. through Aug. 25 Free to dinner guests. 805-594-1500. Mee Heng Low Noodle House, 815 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

SLO JAZZ FESTIVAL AT COURT STREET A summer concert series. Saturdays, 12:30-2:30 p.m. Free. The San Luis Obispo Collection, 870 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 415-394-6500.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: THE HARMONY PEOPLE Featuring Anjalisa Aitken and Gary Garrett. Special guests include Launnie Ginn and Steve Key. Aug. 23, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. songwritersatplay. com/calendar/. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

DISPATCH LIVE Aug. 19, 4-9 p.m. $44.97$83.00. 805-329-5720. californiarootspresents. com/avila-beach-resort/. Avila Beach Resort, 6464 Ana Bay Dr., Avila Beach. DULCIE TAYLOR & FRIENDS LIVE Also featuring George Nauful and Tracy Morgan. Aug. 17, 7-10 p.m. No cover; food and drinks available for purchase. 805-773-6563. dulcietaylor.com. Puffers of Pismo, 781 Price St., Pismo Beach. FRIDAY MUSIC NIGHT AT AVILA BEACH RESORT Enjoy acoustic music from local artists with food and drinks from Mulligan’s. Fridays, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-595-4000. Avila Beach Resort, 6464 Ana Bay Dr., Avila Beach.

FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE MUSIC Enjoy live music and food on the patio. Fridays, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Free. 805-489-9099. branchstreeetdeli.com. Branch Street Deli, 203 E. Branch St., Arroyo Grande.

BETTER DREAD Derek Hinds and Steel Pulse plays the Avila Beach Golf Resort on Aug. 17.

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LIVE MUSIC AT PUFFERS Tuesdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Free. 805-773-6563. puffersofpismo.com. Puffers of Pismo, 781 Price St., Pismo Beach. MAMA TUMBA LIVE This concert is sponsored by Farmers Insurance: Scott Astrosky Agency and will benefit KYXZ 107.9 FM. Aug. 26, 1 p.m. Free. 805-473-2250. arroyograndevillage.org/summerconcert-series. Heritage Square Park, 201 Nelson St., Arroyo Grande.

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OPEN BLUES JAM Wednesdays Mongo’s Saloon, 359 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, 805-489-3639.

SIDE EFFECTS Tuesdays Free. 805-773-6563. puffersofpismo.com. Puffers of Pismo, 781 Price St., Pismo Beach.

SIZZLIN’ SUMMER CONCERT SERIES Concerts include acts that perform various genres, from traditional rock to blues. Sundays, 3-6 p.m. through Sept. 30 Free. 805-473-4580. groverbeach.org. Ramona Garden Park Center, 993 Ramona Ave., Grover Beach.

SMOOTH SUNDAY LIVE MUSIC Fourth Sunday of every month, 2-5 p.m. through Oct. 28 Free with wine purchase. 805-627-1443. morovino.com. Morovino Winery, 468 Front Street, Avila Beach.

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STEEL PULSE LIVE With special guest Tribal Seeds. Aug. 17, 5 p.m. otterproductionsinc.com. Avila Beach Resort, 6464 Ana Bay Dr., Avila Beach.

WEDNESDAYS: LIVE MUSIC Enjoy live music in the fireplace room. Wednesdays, 6-9 p.m. Seaventure Restaurant, 100 Oceanview Ave, Pismo Beach, 805-779-1779, seaventure.com. S a n ta M a r i a Va L L e y/ Lo S a L a M o S

15TH ANNUAL FREE CONCERTS IN THE PARK SERIES Enjoy live music in the park. Picnics welcome. Featured acts include Unfinished Business, Drive-In Romeos, The Band August, and more. Sundays, 1-3 p.m. through Sept. 9 Free. 805-925-0951 ext.2260. Rotary Centennial Park, 2625 South College Dr., Santa Maria.

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The John Jorgenson Quartet performs Aug. 25 from 6 to 9 p.m. at the Templeton Performing Arts Center (TPAC). Tickets are $30 for adults and $15 for students. Proceeds benefit the TPAC Foundation. Call (805) 237-0054 or visit tpacfoundation.org to find out more. —C.W. MUSIC LISTINGS from page 37

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30TH ANNIVERSARY WITH THE LUCKY DEVILS BAND This group performs pop, rock,

A LOVE SONG CABARET Gale McNeeley, Méami Maszewski, and Lynne Garrett will perform love songs from Broadway, musical films, and the American Song Book. Aug. 25, 2-3:30 p.m. Suggested donation: $15 for adults; $10 for seniors; free for children. 805-406-4997. Santa Maria First United Methodist Church, 311 S Broadway, Santa Maria, santamariafumc.net.

jazz, and more. Aug. 18, 5:30-9:30 p.m. $11.49$17. 805-937-8463. luckydevilsband.com/. Cottonwood Canyon Vineyard And Winery, 3940 Dominion Rd, Santa Maria.

THE BABYLON ROCKERS LIVE Part of Reggae Sundays. Aug. 26, 1-5 p.m. 805-937-8463. Cottonwood Canyon Vineyard And Winery, 3940 Dominion Rd, Santa Maria.

CHAMBER MUSIC CONCERT: DEL GESU CHAMBER MUSIC SOCIETY Featuring Maurice Sklar and Grace Seng on violin, Laura Hackstein on viola, Hilary Clark on cello, Ken Hustad on bass, Caroline Tobin on clarinet, Lisa Nauful on bassoon, Greg Magie on French horn. Aug. 18, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. 646-255-5600. delgesuchambermusicsociety.com. Healing Rooms Apostolic Center, 3010 Skyway Dr., Santa Maria.

CODY CANADA AND THE DEPARTED LIVE Guests are welcome to bring lawn chairs and blankets. Aug. 17, 5:30 p.m. $20-$22. Presqu’ile Winery, 5391 Presqu’ile Dr., Santa Maria, 805-9378110, presquilewine.com.

JAZZ JAM Instrumentalists and vocalists are welcome to join in with the house trio. Third Saturday of every month, 6-9 p.m. Free. 805-9376400. Ca’ Del Grevino Cafe and Wine Bar, 400 E. Clark Ave., suite A, Orcutt. LIVE MUSIC AT CA’ DEL GREVINO Enjoy live music from a different band/musician each week. Wednesdays, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Free. 805-937-6400. facebook.com/cadelgrevino. Ca’ Del Grevino Cafe and Wine Bar, 400 E. Clark Ave., suite A, Orcutt.

LIVE MUSIC AT COSTA DE ORO Enjoy live music and complimentary appetizers every week. Thursdays, Fridays, 5-7 p.m. and Saturdays, 3-5 p.m. Free. Costa De Oro Winery, 1331 S. Nicholson Ave., Santa Maria, 805-922-1468, cdowinery.com.

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from local artists, food, and drinks. ThursdaysSaturdays, 5-8 p.m. Free. moxiecafe.com/music/. Moxie Cafe, 1317 W. McCoy Ln., Santa Maria, 805-361-2900.

LIVE MUSIC AT O’SULLIVAN’S Featuring live entertainment from local and touring alternative, indie, rock, punk, reggae, ska, alt-country, and other left-of-center musicians several times throughout each month. ongoing Free. O’Sullivan’s Pub, 633 E. Main St., Santa Maria, 805-925-0658, osullivanspub.net.

LIVE MUSIC AT PRESQU’ILE Different acts every Friday evening. Fridays, 4-6 p.m. Free. Presqu’ile Winery, 5391 Presqu’ile Dr., Santa Maria, 805-9378110, presquilewine.com.

LIVE MUSIC AT ROONEY’S Live music or a DJ every Friday night. Fridays, 9 p.m. Free. 805-9343777. rooneysirishpub.net. Rooney’s Irish Pub, 241

THE MOLLY RINGWALD PROJECT LIVE Guests can enjoy food, drinks, and dancing. All ages welcome. Gates open at 5:30 p.m. Festival style-seating (blankets and low back chairs are recommended). Aug. 18, 7-10 p.m. $15; free for ages 12 and under. 805-621-5889. Ca’ Del Grevino Cafe and Wine Bar, 400 E. Clark Ave., suite A, Orcutt.

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BALLROOM DANCE LESSONS WITH A-TOWN BALLROOM Dance lessons with Cammie Velci and Brian Reeves. Singles and couples from all levels of experience are welcome. Mondays, Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. $10-$15. 888-395-4965. atownballroom.com. Atascadero Agricultural Hall, 5035 Palma Ave., Atascadero.

SUNDAY DANCE PARTIES A weekly dance party that includes free dance lessons. Sundays, 6-8 p.m. Free; $5 on DJ nights. 888-395-4965. Atascadero Agricultural Hall, 5035 Palma Ave., Atascadero. SaN LuiS obiSpo

COUNTRY NIGHT Thursdays, 8 p.m.-2 a.m. 805-541-096. slograd.com. The Graduate, 990 Industrial Way, San Luis Obispo. S o u t h C o a S t S Lo C o u N t y

DJ CAMOTE Thursdays, 5 p.m. Harry’s Night Club And Beach Bar, 690 Cypress St., Pismo Beach, 805-773-1010, harryspismobeach.com.

DJ DRUMZ AT MONGO’S Fridays Free. 805-4893639. mongossaloon.com. Mongo’s Saloon, 359 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach. S a N ta M a r i a Va L L e y/ Lo S a L a M o S

HULA DANCING Thursdays, 6:30 p.m. Oasis Senior Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt, 805928-7799.

LINE DANCING Mondays, 6:30-9 p.m. $5. Oasis Senior Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt, 805-928-7799.

NIGHTLIFE AT RANCHO BOWL Enjoy DJ’s 6 nights a week in the Rancho Bar and Lounge. For ages 21-and-over. Tuesdays-Sundays, 9 p.m. Free. 805-925-2405. ranchobowl.com/nightlife. Rancho Bowl, 128 E Donovan Rd., Santa Maria. MUSIC LISTINGS continued page 39

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THIRSTY THURSDAYS WITH DJ VEGA Playing today’s and yesterday’s hits. No cover charge. Bring your dancing shoes. Thursdays, 9 p.m.-2:30 a.m. Free. 805-478-3980. DJ’s Saloon, 724 E Ocean Ave., Lompoc. S a n ta Y n e z Va L L e Y

KRAZY COUNTRY HONKY-TONK THURSDAY Thursdays, 6 p.m. Maverick Saloon, 3687 Sagunto St., Santa Ynez, 805-686-4785, mavericksaloon.org.

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FAMILY FRIENDLY OPEN MIC An open mic for all ages hosted by Professor Matt Saxking Tuttle. Fridays, Saturdays, 5-7 p.m. Free. San Simeon Lodge Restaurant, 9520 Castillo Drive, San Simeon.

Rd, Highway 41 at Torro Creek Road, Atascadero, laststagewest.net.

OPEN MIC NIGHT AT DARK STAR With host Rusty Hobbs. No cover charge. Fridays, 5:30-9 p.m. Free. 805-237-2389. darkstarcellars.com/ Events. Dark Star Cellars, 2985 Anderson Rd., Paso Robles. San LuiS obiSpo

KARAOKE NIGHT SUNDAYS AT BUFFALO PUB AND GRILL Sundays, 8 p.m. Free. 805-544-5155. Buffalo Pub And Grill, 717 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

OPEN MIC NIGHT AT 7SISTERS For musicians, poets, and comedians. Family-friendly. Performers get a free beer. Sundays, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-8687133. 7sistersbrewing.com/calendar. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

OPEN MIC NIGHT AT KREUZBERG Wednesdays Free. 805-439-2060. kreuzbergcalifornia.com. Kreuzberg Coffee Company, 685 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo.

KARAOKE AT OTTER ROCK Wednesdays, 8 p.m. Free. 805-772-1420. otterrockcafe.com. The Otter Rock Cafe, 885 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

OPEN MIC WITH MATT SAXKING TUTTLE All ages and skill levels welcome. Saturdays, 5-8 p.m. through April 16 Free. 916-694-9466. San Simeon Lodge Lounge, 9520 Castillo Dr., San Simeon.

UNCORK THE MIC: AN UNCONVENTIONAL OPEN MIC SESSION Hosted by Michelle Morrow. This session features a singer/songwriter/musician each week. To be featured on Uncork the Mic, email uncorkthemic@gmail.com. Mondays-Sundays, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-772-5055. Staxwine.com. Stax Wine Bar & Bistro, 1099 Embarcadero, Morro Bay. n o r t h S Lo c o u n t Y

OPEN MIC AT THE LAST STAGE WEST Bring your own acoustic instrument or play on the house guitar or piano. Sundays, 5-9 p.m. Free. 805-461-1393. Last Stage West, 15050 Morro

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Of Mice and Men

By the Sea Productions presents its theatrical adaptation of Of Mice and Men, based on the classic novella by John Steinbeck. Witness the tale of two great friends and their struggle to live the American dream. Kelli M. Poward directs this production. Performances take place Aug. 24 through Sept. 16 on Fridays and Saturdays at 7 p.m. and Sundays at 3 p.m. Tickets are $20 for adults and $15 for students. Tickets are available at the door or in advance at my805tix.com. Visit bytheseaproductions. org for more information.

Calling all poets

ARTS Obispo is calling for nominations for the position of San Luis Obispo County Poet Laureate. A poet laureate shares the art of poetry with citizens of the county through their writing, leadership, and poetry readings. The individual chosen to serve as poet laureate must hold public readings throughout the county. One of the poet laureate’s duties is to lead a cultural and/or educational poetry program for the duration of the two-year term, from Jan. 1, 2019, to Dec. 31, 2020. The SLO County Poet Laureate is chosen through the California Arts Council/ ARTS Obispo and confirmed by the SLO County Board of Supervisors. Visit artsobispo.org/poetry for the list of requirements and more information. ∆ —Delany Burk

Broadway farce, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, comes to SLO

his is the story of a story within a story. In the San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre’s take on the delightfully hysterical Tony Award-winning musical, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, we have, of course, the requisite starcrossed lovers. But there’s also a clever slave trying to earn his freedom and a father in search of his children who were stolen by pirates years ago. Add in a handful of A comedy tonight courtesans, a lot of togas, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the and a few side stories for Forum is onstage at the SLO Repertory Theatre through Sept. 9. Tickets range from $20 to $39. good measure. Visit slorep.org for more info. Director Suzy Newman (Lost in Yonkers), musical director Mark Robertshaw (Annie!), and choreographer Drew Silvaggio (artistic director for the Civic Ballet of SLO) lead the 1963 show by Burt Shevelove (No, No, Nanette) and Larry Gelbart (City of Angels), While there’s nothing new or terribly with music and lyrics by Stephen Sondheim surprising here as far as the plot goes, Forum (West Side Story). does farce, word play, and physical humor so Billy Breed (The 39 Steps) stars as our well that in the hands of dedicated players such cunning and comedic narrator and protagonist, as the group at the SLO Repertory Theatre, the Pseudolous, slave to his young master, Hero audience is in stitches from start to finish. (Mike Fiore, Lost in Yonkers). When Hero falls “Forum is a playground for actors, for the in love with a virgin courtesan, Philia (Rachel theatre sophisticate and history lover, and for Tietz, The Producers), who’s newly arrived at anyone who appreciates a catchy tune and who the house next door, Pseudolous offers to find loves to laugh,” Newman wrote in her director’s a way to bring the young lovers together in exchange for his freedom. Meanwhile the house notes in the show program. Standout performances from the rest of on the other side of Hero’s has been vacant for the ensemble include Elliot Peters (Lost in years while neighbor Erronius (Tom Ammon, Yonkers) as Hysterium, head slave of the Our Town) looks for his kidnapped children. household and the perfectly under-the-surface The entirety of the show takes place outside neurotic straight man to Breed’s Pseudolous. of these three houses in Rome, complete with Senex (Seth Blackburn, Oliver!)) and Domina Roman pillars and balconies for the lovers to (Jacqueline Hildebrand, Oliver!) play off one swoon at each other from.

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BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL Patrice Dumas (Laura Harrier) and Ron Stallworth (John David Washington) bond after attending a talk by former Black Panther Kwame Ture.

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president of the Black Student Union. What follows is Stallworth’s awakening, which leads him to attempt to infiltrate the KKK, first by phone, speaking to local chapter president Walter Breachway (Ryan Eggold). To “play” Stallworth’s racist persona, he enlists white officer Flip Zimmerman, who’s ethnically Jewish, though he doesn’t think of himself as a Jew. Undercover in the KKK, Flip Glen What starts like a comedic spoof feels the full force of the Klan’s antiof a ’70s Blaxploitation flick ends with Semitism, leading to his own kind of a real-world visceral gut punch in this awakening. The Klansmen—Felix (Jasper affecting new film by Spike Lee. It’s Pääkkönen), Ivanhoe (Paul Walter his most lucid and potent comment on Hauser), and Felix’s wife, Connie (Ashlie U.S. race relations since Do the Right Atkinson)—are portrayed as uneducated, Thing and doesn’t let its (most likely paranoid hatemongers. Later Stallworth and largely) white liberal audience off contacts national KKK Grand Wizard the hook. If the film’s David Duke (an excellent message is anything, Topher Grace), who’s BLACKKKLANSMAN it’s that culturally we’ve portrayed as a huckster progressed very little in a cheap three-piece What’s it rated? R since the film’s 1970s suit. To spice things up What’s it worth, Anna? Full price milieu. Ron Stallworth What’s it worth, Glen? Full price and remind us that the is a former Army brat, Where’s it showing? The Palm, lines between good and Stadium 10 college educated, and a evil are never clearly believer in the system. drawn, Stallworth also He’s always dreamed has to deal with racist of becoming a policeman, and when he officers in his midst, in particular Master sees the Cold Springs, Colorado, police Patrolman Andy Landers (Frederick department advertising for new officers, Weller). An engaging, well crafted, specifically minority officers, he applies. nuanced film, BlacKkKlansman offers Stallworth’s counterparts are local black lots of food for thought as it continually college students, angered by their secondreminds us of similarities between the class citizen status and mistreatment by ’70s and today. It’s bitter medicine to the police. When black activist Kwame swallow, but swallow it we must. Ture, formerly known as the Black Anna We happened to see this film on Panther Stokely Carmichael, comes to the one year anniversary of Heather speak, Stallworth is sent undercover to Heyer’s murder, the woman who lost her monitor the local black power movement. life after a man drove into a crowd of There he meets Patrice (Laura Harrier), counterprotesters at a white nationalist pike Lee (Do the Right Thing, Malcolm X, Summer of Sam, Inside Man) directs this comedic crime biography about Ron Stallworth (John David Washington), a black rookie police office in Colorado who, with the help of a white undercover counterpart (Adam Driver), becomes a member of the local Ku Klux Klan chapter. (135 min.)

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What’s it rated? PG-13 Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Galaxy, Park, Stadium 10 Albert Hughes (Menace II Society, From Hell, The Book of Eli) helms this adventure story set 20,000 years ago in the last Ice Age, about a young man named Keda (Kodi Smit-McPhee), who, after a Steppe bison hunting expedition with his clan goes awry, finds himself alone and struggling to survive. After he encounters a lone wolf, he begins to forge the bond that will develop canines into man’s best friend. (96 min.) —Glen Starkey

What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it rated? Matinee Where’s it showing? Galaxy Peyton Reed (Bring It On, Yes Man, Ant-Man) directs this next entry into the Marvel universe set after the events of Captain America: Civil War. Paul Rudd returns as Scott Lang and his superhero alter ego Ant-Man. As Scott struggles to balance his crime fighting and home life, he’s once again called-on by Dr. Hank Pym (Michael Douglas) to join forces with Scott’s one-time love interest (and Pym’s daughter) Hope Van Dyne/The Wasp (Evangeline Lilly) to deal with a new threat, Ghost (Hannah John-Kamen). (118 min.) —Glen Starkey

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rally in Charlottesville. While we realized our timing only after the fact, the film’s release and the horrifying events of just a year ago coincide with thought and vigor. The easy way out would be to end this film with some feel-good quippy lines about success and sticking it to the man, but Spike Lee doesn’t fall for the ease of a quick fix. Instead he confronts his audience with God’s honest truth: This isn’t a problem that was solved then, and it isn’t solved now. Interjecting all too familiar phrases about “making America great again” pokes fun at the obvious parallels between politics and divisiveness consistent throughout time and on through today. While the message is a powerhouse, it certainly isn’t the only thing going for this film. Stylized and sexy in those classic ’70s tones, the look is warm and vibrant. The way Spike Lee set up shots in this film is really interesting. When Flip was posing as an up-and-coming KKK hopeful, he was palling around with his “brothers,” but my pulse always quickened and the energy from the characters—Felix especially—was stifling. My inner voice was screaming, “Get out of there!” And while he managed to fool the white-lovin’ group of dumbasses for long enough, the fear of getting found out was never far from the surface. Glen It would be easy to accuse this film of not knowing what it wants to be. There’s the thriller tension of undercover work, the comic biting humor of a spoof, the real political commentary of current politics—but instead of being disjointed, I’d describe the film as a deftly combined mash-up. It’s all those things, and it does all of them with spot-on competence and lucidity. All those various genres and tones are the set-up for the finale. While you’re laughing at the comedy and feeling smug that the racists will get their just deserts, Lee is teeing you up for the mother of all wake-up calls, and I heard audience members stifling tears and gasps. If at the end you feel guilty for laughing along with the film, I’d say that’s exactly what Lee intended. Yes, Lee is preaching to the choir, but he’s also telling the choir we need to do more than just feel the feels and talk the talk—racism remains a real, insidious, thoroughly entrenched problem in America, as recent

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CHRISTOPHER ROBIN What’s it rated? PG What’s it worth? Matinee Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Fair Oaks, Galaxy, Park From director Marc Forster (Monster’s Ball, Finding Neverland, Stranger Than Fiction, The Kite Runner) comes this liveaction adaptation of A.A. Milne’s Winniethe-Pooh characters that poses this question: What happens to Christopher Robin after

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events in Charlottesville and Ferguson attest. It’s not enough to simply feel outraged; it’s time for political action. This is absolutely a film that captures our troubling zeitgeist. Anna After the screen went dark, we sat as an audience crying together for a minute. I haven’t felt that sort of collective punch-to-your-gut heartache from a film in a long time. If you can manage to make me cry the day after I see a film, when time and reflection have washed away the raw bits, I’m impressed. This is one that did that. While it does sort of feel like a “mean trick” to let us have all this fun and success taking down this chapter of the KKK, then pull away the mask in the last few moments, it makes it more potent. It’s important to recognize our reality and to make the hard choices, to get up and march, to shout out loud that it’s not OK, and to both educate and punish those who take it upon themselves to treat fellow humans as less than. BlacKkKlansman may be the story of this undercover investigation, but it’s also the story of crooked cops, the black relationship with law enforcement, and the balance that falls somewhere between resistance and violence when lives are at stake. I hope this one stays in theaters with seats packed for a long time. It’s a gem. Δ Split Screen is written by Senior Staff Writer Glen Starkey and his wife, Anna. Comment at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.

BANALITY OF EVIL KKK Grand Wizard David Duke (Topher Grace) may seem like a huckster in a cheap three-piece suit, but he inspires violence.

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What’s it rated? PG-13 Where’s it showing? Park Not since 1860 have the Democrats so fanatically refused to accept the result of a free election. That year, their target was Lincoln. They smeared him. They went to war to defeat him. In the end, they assassinated him. Now the target of the Democrats is President Trump and his supporters. The Left calls them racists, white supremacists, and fascists. These charges are used to justify driving Trump from office and discrediting the right “by any means necessary.” Can we come together and save America for the second time? (109 min.) —Quality Flix

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hen I first saw a Yorgos Lanthimos film, it was The Killing of A Sacred Deer (2017) and I was a little wine drunk. A friend and I were looking to watch a good horror movie, and as she pressed play, I remember settling in with a glass of Two-Buck Chuck, ready to be sorely disappointed by yet another cheesy movie about a family moving into a haunted house. But the next two hours were filled with the most perplexing, original, and truly unsettling storytelling I’d ever seen. It was somehow painfully creepy and hilarious all at once, both beautiful and disgusting—a perfect reflection of my feelings about our society today. I loved it, and I took my passion straight to the Internet, where I found a list of Yorgos Lanthimos’ movies and watched them all (not all in one day, I swear I have a life). Dogtooth, for innumerable reasons, is my favorite. The film centers on a couple (Christos

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LEAVE NO TRACE What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Rent it Where’s it showing? The Palm From director Debra Granik (Down to the Bone, Winter’s Bone, Stray Dog) comes a heartbreaking story of a homeless father and daughter struggling to find their place in the world, while the public tries to change them and wall them in. Thomasin McKenzie (The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies) plays Tom, a teenage girl living in the woods with her father, Will, played by Ben Foster (Hell or High Water, Alpha Dog). They’re comfortable where they are, staying hidden from the public and only going into town to get

Stergioglou and Michele Valley) and their three children—one son (Hristos Passalis) and two daughters (Angeliki Papoulia and Mary Tsoni)—who are locked away on the family’s spacious property. None of the family members are named, and only the father ever leaves. He has total control over his kids, who, despite appearing to be adults, carry the innocence and play the games of young children throughout the movie. They know nothing of the real world, only what falsities their inexplicably manipulative parents have told them: that rabid cats roam the earth, hungry for human flesh. That kids can only leave home when a canine—a “dogtooth”— falls out. That their father is the only person who can protect them from the dangerous world outside. He’s abusive physically, sexually, and emotionally, and as the father’s lies and demands become increasingly sinister, the eldest daughter grows restless and becomes difficult to manage. It’s a powerful and insanely unusual film that moves from disturbing to comedic with ease, and yet before I watched it, I hadn’t heard much about it. Sure, Rotten Tomatoes has Dogtooth rated at a 92 percent; Roger Ebert gave it a three out of four; and it’s racked up dozens of accolades (including a Best Foreign Language Film nomination at the 2010 Academy Awards). But Dogtooth still hasn’t garnered

medicine from a veterans’ medical center to sell to other people in a camp nearby. They live comfortably and enjoy living in the woods rather than in a home. One day a hiker spots Tom and calls the police, resulting in both Tom and Will being brought in and evaluated before eventually finding a place for both of them to live on a farm. Will struggles with working there due to the helicopters triggering his posttraumatic stress disorder, and when he decides to leave, Tom begins to question why they must continue to live off the grid. The movie is moving in its depiction of the somewhat undocumented topics of veteran and familial homelessness, and PTSD causing alienation. The acting is wonderful and amazingly emotional, down to Tom’s chin quivering when she begins to cry, while Will’s silence and exhaustion speak to his alienation from others—and his PTSD—very well. However, the movie is repetitive. Will is stuck in a rut and unwilling to change, even for Tom. Each time the two move or camp somewhere else, it doesn’t work out and something goes wrong. The behaviors and character traits that you think are going to change, or seem to be changing, don’t develop in a positive way and instead deteriorate, and while this is accurate to the struggles shown in the film, it doesn’t make for a happy ending or a feel-good movie. Leave No Trace is stressful and will have you on the edge of your seat, as one bad thing

after another befalls the pair. Each comforting or encouraging scene is followed up by a sad or anxious one. And Tom must adapt and become more of an adult than she should have to at such a young age. The movie is sad but beautiful and accurate; it’s worth seeing in order to explore the truth about homelessness and PTSD, and it’s a very bittersweet depiction of a family struggle. —Delany Burk

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macho spy movie. Instead, the film focused more on slapstick and vagina jokes than poking fun at a film type that’s usually absurdist, infantile, misogynistic fantasy. That’s not to say The Spy wasn’t fun. McKinnon—who does most of the comedic heavy lifting—and Kunis seem to be having a good time as two fish-outof-water average gals who relish diving headfirst into adventure. As a summer popcorn comedy it fills the bill, but the premise seems somewhat wasted on this lowbrow joke fest. (116 min.) —Glen Starkey

TAG What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Stream it Where’s it showing? Sunset Drive-In For one month every year, five highly competitive friends hit the ground running in a no-holds-barred game of tag they’ve been playing since the first grade—risking their necks, their jobs, and their relationships to take each other down with the battle cry, “You’re it!” This year, the game coincides with the wedding of their only undefeated player, which should finally make him an easy target. But he knows they’re coming ... and he’s ready. (100 min.) —Warner Bros. Pictures

THREE IDENTICAL STRANGERS What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Full Price Where’s it showing? The Palm In this truth-is-stranger-thanfiction documentary directed by Tim Wardle, in 1980, three 19-year-old strangers discover they’re identical triplets separated at birth. Their unlikely reunion leads to notoriety, but as they learn more about the circumstances of their separation, questions arise involving ethics and human nature. (96 min.) —Glen Starkey

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ALONE Keda (Kodi Smit-McPhee), a young man separated from his clan after a hunting mishap, befriends a wolf, forging a bond that will develop canines into man’s best friend, in Alpha.

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THE MEG What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Stream it Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Galaxy, Park, Stadium 10 Sunset Drive-In Jon Turteltaub (Phenomenon, Instinct, National Treasure) directs Jason Statham as former Naval Capt. Jonas Taylor, whose career and marriage were destroyed after he abandoned part of his crew during a failed exploration of the Mariana Trench in what he claimed was an attack by a 70-foot shark. Five years later, when a sub crew is stranded in what may be an attack by the supposedly long-extinct 70-foot Carcharodon Megalodon, Taylor is recruited to attempt a rescue. Man, did I want this to be good. Action hero Jason Statham (The Transporter, The Italian Job, Crank) is a badass, Rainn Wilson (The Office, Juno, The Rocker) is usually hilarious, and who doesn’t love a humongous shark? Sadly, The Meg is a steaming pile of chum. Wilson plays Jack Morris, the moneyman behind Mana One, a research center trying to prove that under a freezing cloud of hydrogen sulfide at the bottom of the Mariana Trench lies an even deeper unexplored world. Soon his submersible crew—Taylor’s ex-wife, Lori (Jessica McNamee); Toshi (Masi Oka); and The Wall (Ólafur Darri Ólafsson)—are stranded 6 miles below, so after encouragement by head researcher Dr. Minway Zhang (Winston Chao) but against the advice of team physician Dr. Heller (Robert Taylor), Morris travels to Thailand to recruit Taylor, who now spends his days drunk on beer while simultaneously retaining his amazing six-pack abs. Taylor agrees to attempt the rescue after he learns his ex-wife, Lori, is on board, but he almost immediately falls for Zhang’s daughter Suyin (Bingbing Li). Long story short, his rescue opens a hole in the hydrogen sulfide cloud, and up swims a shark so big it can bite a whale in half. What’s not to like, right? Well, first of all, the film’s minor attempts at humor fall flat. If this film had approached its story with the sort of campy hilarity of,

say, Piranha 3D (2010), it might have been salvaged. Instead, it plays it straight, and another movie—2010’s Deep Blue Sea with Thomas Jane—already told a similar story better. Then there’s the CGI shark, which looks really sinister but seems to be of inconsistent size, probably because different teams of CGI programmers were working on different scenes. I’ll take the old rubber shark from Jaws (1975) any day over this series of ones and zeros. The Meg has none of the menace and psychological terror of a film like Open Water (2003) or The Shallows (2016), and none of the fun of Sharknado (2013). And don’t even get me started about the science. Wouldn’t a giant shark species thought to be extinct for 2 million years but trapped in total darkness at the bottom of the sea evolve into a sightless creature? A good shark movie should make you afraid to go in the ocean and play on your irrational fears. The Meg just makes me afraid to go back to the multiplex, at least until we get closer to Oscar season. (113 min.) —Glen Starkey

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Jack Reacher, Mission: Impossible—Rogue Nation) helms this action-packed sixth installment of the Mission: Impossible franchise, starring Tom Cruise as super spy Ethan Hunt. The new film ties together narratives and characters from earlier films, including IMF (Impossible Mission Force) team members Luther Stickell (Ving Rhames) and Benji Dunn (Simon Pegg), Hunt’s Rogue Nation love interest and fellow spy Ilsa Faust (Rebecca Ferguson), and Hunt’s ex-wife Julia Meade (Michelle Monaghan) from Mission: Impossible III. In addition to a series of amazing action sequences the film manages to conjure up emotional elements as well, since Hunt must protect both Julia and Ilsa and prove to the powers-that-be, that saving both the one and the many is the real job of the IMF. It also culminates in the mother of all

action finales. If you like this series, Fallout is a worthy successor. (147 min.) —Glen Starkey

SLENDER MAN What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Nothing Where’s it showing? Galaxy, Park Sylvain White (Stomp the Yard, The Losers) directs this horror story about a tall, thin creature (created by writer Victor Surge) that haunts and steals children (93 min.) —Glen Starkey

THE SPY WHO DUMPED ME What’s it rated? R What’ it worth? Rent it Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre,

Galaxy, Stadium 10 Co-writer and director Susanna Fogel (Life Partners, Chasing Life TV series) helms action-comedy spy spoof about thirty-year-old besties Audrey (Mila Kunis) and Morgan (Kate McKinnon) who find themselves thrown into the world of international espionage after Audrey’s ex-boyfriend Drew (Justin Theroux) shows up, revealing that he’s a spy with assassins on his trail. The pair of women throws themselves headfirst into the adventure, which soon takes them to exotic European locales, where they encounter charismaticbut-suspicious British agent Sebastian Henshaw (Sam Heughan). With a female director and two female leads in a usually male-centric genre, I had high hopes that The Spy Who Dumped Me might offer a sly, satirical take on the

What’s it rated? PG What’s it worth? Full Price Where’s it showing? The Palm Morgan Neville (20 Feet From Stardom) helms this documentary biopic about beloved cardigan-clad children’s TV host Fred Rogers. It’s easy to dismiss Fred Rogers as “just” a children’s TV host, and a sappy, low-budget one at that, but this documentary reveals just how deeply he cared about children; how hard he worked at helping children through topical issues such as Robert Kennedy’s assassination, divorce, and war; and how seriously he took his role as host of positive children’s programming as foil to what he saw as bad role modeling and encouragement of humanity’s baser instincts in other kids’ programs. (94 min.) Δ —Glen Starkey

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MILE 22 What’s it rated? R Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Galaxy, Park, Stadium 10 Peter Berg (Friday Night Lights, The Kingdom, Lone Survivor, Deepwater Horizon, Patriots Day) helms this action thriller about James Silva (Mark Wahlberg), an elite CIA operative tasked with extracting Li Noor (Indonesian action star Iko Uwais), an asset with vital information, through 22 miles of hostile territory. The film also stars Lauren Cohan, Ronda Rousey, and John Malkovich. (95 min.) —Glen Starkey

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t’s Saturday, Aug. 11, and my wife, Anna, and I are on our bicycles riding toward the new Central Coast Brewing for Hot August Bikes, a fundraising event for Bike SLO County, a nonprofit advocacy group that encourages bicycling. When we pull into the parking lot, we see a whole lot of bikes toward the back of the property, so we ride on and discover a bike valet will park our bikes for free. “Don’t scratch the paint, my good man.” We take our valet tag and head to the entrance, where volunteers are collecting a $5 admission fee. The event features a bike show with classic, daily driver, and art bike categories, and admission includes a ticket to vote for your favorite bike as well as a raffle ticket for some cool gift baskets donated by local vendors. Because we rode our bikes, we also get $2 off tickets for our first beer, which we get immediately because it’s hot as balls out. Tucked behind a bunch of storage containers, which create a little corral in back of the brewery, are line after line of bitchin’ bicycles, some new, most old, and a lot weird. There are tall bikes, where one frame has been welded onto another; vintage bikes with period-correct customizations; and commuter bikes, the utilitarian sort that people ride every day to work or school. There’s got to be more than 100 people back here, and we see a lot of friends from the bicycling community. Bike SLO County Development and Events Coordinator Emily McBride organized the event, which she says was inspired by one of her group’s donors. “We had an event at The Libertine downtown and a donor approached me and said, ‘All the bikes parked out front are amazing. You should BICYCLE BEAUTIES (Left to right) do a bike show where people Rebecca Kallal, Natalia Hogue Wellman, can come and check out each and Cyndi Hafley enjoy some craft beer and other’s bikes,’ which sounded bicycle camaraderie at Hot August Bikes, a like a great idea,” McBride fundraising bike show for Bike SLO County says, “so here we are.” on Aug. 11 at Central Coast Brewing. There’s a real sense of camaraderie in the air. Bicyclists are definitely a breed apart—inherently environmentalists as a well as fitness buffs—and the Bike SLO County organization is something they can get behind. It goes into schools and teaches bike safety and education; it advocates for better bike infrastructure to make riding safer and easier; and it inspires people to take up the joy of cycling. They also run the Bike Kitchen (860 Pacific St., suite 105, SLO), a maintenance education space that teaches people how to fix their bicycles. They provide the tools and instruction; you do the work, from fixing a flat to truing a wheel or adjusting a derailer. McBride says she hopes to make Hot August Bikes an annual event, and judging from the turnout, it sounds like a plan. People are drinking CCB’s craft beers and eating their delicious pub food, looking at and talking all things bicycle, and soon it’s time for the awards and the raffle prizes. The winners are called up, cheered on, and soon we’re all on our bikes and headed out, the call of the open road before us. Ride on! Δ Glen Starkey is New Times’ senior staff writer. Contact him at gstarkey@ newtimesslo.com.

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Glenna Evans of Breaking Bread Bakery knows good bread; therefore, she knows good toast. “A lot of people like our six grain bread because it does make great toast,” she said, while piling a thick slice high with hardboiled egg and olives. “You get that nice, lovely, crunchy outside with Toast to that! that soft fluffy Breaking Bread Bakery’s new toast bar is interior. If you located at 3536 S. Higuera St., suite 210, in don’t have that San Luis Obispo, and the flagship location is open at 1074 Higuera St. in downtown contrast, it just San Luis Obispo. For specific hours and doesn’t work.” information, visit the business on Facebook. Evans owns the bakery alongside her husband of 40 years and mad scientist baker, Mark. You might be familiar with their popular flagship location on Higuera Street near the SLO County Office building downtown. While that cozy space continues to churn out bread, sandwiches, soups, and salads, this new bakery space—located on South Higuera near Palo Mesa Pizza and Coastal Peaks Coffee—is dedicated to fulfilling surging bread orders and, starting PHOTOS BY HAYLEY THOMAS CAIN later this month, serving up terrific toast. “We’ve had a lot of clients missing the fact that we aren’t doing the sandwiches or lunch items from the other location here. With this toast bar concept, we can still have the great meats, the ham and the bacon; we just allow people to make up their own toast,” Evans said. “You can make it as decadent or as simple as you want.” The build-your-own toast station is akin to a salad bar in look and feel. Each topping is laid out before you, so your imagination can literally run wild (all you have to do is reach out and grab it). New to the modern toast game? No worries. Tried and perfect. This comes down to design (no, true combos are available to you won’t have to guess about whether copycat. Still, you’ll have to your bread will end up caramel colored or make a few crumbs. After all, you will be toasting your black as asphalt). “When looking at a toaster, we were own bread, courtesy of a concerned with what would be best for small conveyor toaster. For making the perfect toast,” Evans said. hands-on folks like me, this “Bread with an extra fan and a heater freedom to create feels quite FRESH BAKED IDEA Glenna Evans, who owns dries the bread out, making it even more appealing. Breaking Bread Bakery alongside her husband/baker, crispy on the outside. We considered every Whether you choose Mark, is happy to have more room in their second, South aspect and went with the best.” sourdough, cranberry Higuera, location. Customers are also happy to be able to grab breakfast and lunch toasts at the new spot, albeit a Ripe heirloom tomatoes and creamy walnut, or a rustic loaf, tad different from the sandwiches and soups they’ve come avocados are procured from the farmers’ Evans believes your toast to expect from the couple’s downtown flagship location. will turn out pretty darn market and many of the high-quality t’s time to take a second look at toast. Yes, toast. The stuff of hectic mornings has truly grown up. Long gone are toast’s days of playing second fiddle to cold cuts or runny eggs. This is the year that toast took center stage, and I, for one, applaud it. If you ask me, perfectly browned toast—made with fresh baked bread—is the best vehicle for protein, fat, and fruit. It’s portable and versatile, effortlessly changing toppings to accommodate breakfast, lunch, snack, and dessert. “Avocado toast” may reign supreme on hip brunch menus and most Instagram feeds, but this is just the tip of the crumbly iceberg. Banana and honey with almond butter, bacon bits, and a kick of fiery cayenne; salty pumpkin seeds sprinkled over velvety smoked salmon, soft cheese, and a squeeze of citrus; heirloom tomatoes with basil, EVOO, and flaky pink salt: These are all sensational adornments that transform a toasted slab of yeast, water, and flour into a real meal. In short, I might be bold enough to proclaim that topped toasts are the greatest thing since sliced bread.

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Even if you choose the simple chutney to drape over your slice, you can rest assured it’s made in-house (this is one famous element brought over from the original locale). A counter well-stocked with muffins, bread, pastries, coffee, and other grab-and-go options allows busy morning folks to get where they need to go. A long community table invites the more slow-paced set to mingle while reading the newspaper. So, what will your go-to toast become? “You can do everything from peanut or almond butter with banana or apple to, in the spring, avocado toast with strawberries and toasted nuts,” Evans said. “Some people like sweet toast, some like savory, and everyone has their own opinion of how much to put on top.” If you’ve never considered your own toast style, now is the time to ponder. Peppery arugula greens with smoked salmon and cream cheese? Or hazelnut spread with honey? All that matters is that you leave your traditional toast conceptions at the door. Trust me. It pays to reach beyond the usual swipe of salted butter. ∆ Hayley Thomas Cain is still in love with salted butter, although she prefers her toast with avocado, tuna salad, kale, and green goddess dressing. She can be reached at hthomas@newtimesslo.com.

H ayley’s Bites Have a blast This Aug. 23, get ready for a Cork Dorks showdown! Hosted at Idler’s Home in SLO from 5:30 to 7:30 p.m., the event puts the Cork Dorks (radio hosts Adam Montiel and Jeremy West of KRUSH 92.5 FM) into the Idler’s Demo Kitchen for an exciting and hilarious cooking challenge. What results is a lot of fire, spice, and trash talk (all in good fun, of course). Learn more and get your tickets at krush925.com … Brats off to you: Bedafest kicks off this Aug. 19, from 1 to 7 p.m. at La Cuesta Ranch in San Luis Obispo. Enjoy family fun, German food, and a whole lot of beer. The second annual BedaFest is hosted by Beda’s Biergarten—the SLO eatery known for its authentic German recipes, wide variety of German and European biers, and friendly spirit (known as gemütlichkeit). Brass Mash provides the musical backdrop, and kids 12 and under are free. For tickets, go to go.blueascension.com/bedafest.

News Nibs Coming spring 2019, The Neighborhood Acai & Juice Bar will be serving up a healthy selection of acai bowls, organic cold-pressed juices, smoothies, and plant-based foods at the new SLO Public Market. Founders Chris and Doug, both graduates of Cal Poly, started Neighborhood with a commitment to use fresh produce and ingredients sourced from high quality suppliers and local farmers. Expect healthy fare from inside the historic Granary, which was part of the original Bonetti Ranch and is now being reconstructed. For more information, go to slopublicmarket.com) … The stone

Open Daily • Dine In • Carry Out • Local Delivery fruit is falling from the trees and you can help make sure it gets to families in need! Sign up at gleanslo.org … You can now find San Miguel-made Gnome hot sauce at General Store Paso Robles in downtown Paso Robles (follow @GeneralStorePaso for a plethora of locally made edible goods you’ll want to give and get all year).

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savoriNg summer Thrill seekers: Margarita Adventures in Santa Margarita is hosting new Friday night zipline tours through summer! Soar high above the vines and sip some wine too (afterward, not during). Go to margarita-adventures. com to book) … Mark your calendars: SLO Brewing Co. is hosting a 30th Anniversary Festival on Sept. 8 at their newest facility, The Rock, in SLO. Celebrate three decades of brewing craft beer with live performances by Electric Guest, Fialta, Wordsauce, Truxton Mile, Shawn Clark Family Band, Ras Danny, Chris Beland, and Bear Market Riot (plus dancing and street food for sale). To commemorate the milestone, SLO Brew will also release a limited run of its 30th Anniversary Triple Dry Hopped IPA on draft and in 16-ounce cans available for purchase through the taproom and at select retailers throughout California (for more information, go to slobrew.com). ∆ Send your best upcoming events to Hayley Thomas Cain, who wants to make sure all your voices are heard. She can be contacted at hthomas@newtimesslo.com.

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Summer ain’t over. That means more beach days, more barbecues, and more #froséallday. Seems like everyone is whipping up Slurpee-like wine offerings, doesn’t it? Now, Robert Hall Winery in Paso Robles has jumped on the frozen pink bandwagon (some would say just in time). Temps are soaring and regular wine is—let’s admit it—kind of boring in comparison. Stop by the tasting room for cheese plates, a chilled white wine flight, or an award-winning Rose de Robles whipped into an ice cold frosé made with organic fruit and juices. Take a complimentary tour of the state-ofthe-art cavern, one of the largest on the Central Coast, while you’re at it (and yes, it’s extremely chill down there). Sure, frozen wine drinks are the kind of thing that make “serious” wine critics scowl. In my opinion, that’s great! This is going to be that strange summer we collectively look back on and wonder, “Where did that fad come from?” and “How did I get that tattoo?” This is how some of the best memories are made! Don’t take yourself so seriously, Paso Robles. We know you’re all “world renowned” and stuff. Don’t forget to live a little, while you’re still young(ish). Plus, you have purple all over your teeth. I was going to say something earlier, but—you know—brain freeze. For more information, go to roberthallwinery.com. ∆ Hayley Thomas Cain is bringing back the scrunchie but leaving the mom jeans in the past, where they belong. Contact her at hthomas@newtimesslo.com.

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FILE NO. 2018-1681 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, FISH DOCK MOTORS, 225 Buckhorn Rd., Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. CC 55-FIVE LLC (225 Buckhorn Rd., Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ CC 55-FIVE LLC, Jim McCarty, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-29-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 06-29-23. July 26, August 2, 9, & 16, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1739 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/09/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, NALL’S HOT SAUCE, 430 Jamaica St., Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Montana Nicholas Nall (430 Jamaica St., Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Montana Nicholas Nall. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-09-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 07-09-23. July 26, August 2, 9, & 16, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1740 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/09/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SLO GOAT DAIRY, 4155 Esperanza Road, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Mark Paul Farrar (4155 Esperanza Road, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Mark Paul Farrar. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-09-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 07-09-23. August 9, 16, 23, & 30, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1746 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/18/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, THE MENU MEAL PREP, 867 Huber Street, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. The Menu Meal Prep, LLC(1778 Tonini Drive, Apt. 24. San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A Limited Liability Company./s/The Menu Meal Prep, LLC. Natalie Magana, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-10-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 07-10-23. August 2, 9,16 & 23 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1786 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/12/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, MID COAST PROPERTY MANAGEMENT, 317 S. Main Street, Templeton, CA 93465. San Luis Obispo County. Mid Coast Properties, Inc. (317 S. Main Street, Templeton, CA 93465). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Mid Coast Properties, Inc. Joann Wall, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-16-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 07-16-23. July 26, August 2, 9, & 16, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-1800 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/23/2011) New Filing The following person is doing business as, DREAMING THE SALINAS, 633 Ramona Ave., Space 103, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Ecologistics, Inc. (633 Ramona Ave., Space 103, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Ecologistics, Inc., Stacey Hunt, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-17-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 07-17-23. July 26, August 2, 9, & 16, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1751 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/26/2009) New Filing The following person is doing business as, PLANTER PRIMAL, 1745 Rochelle Way, Oceano, CA 93445. San Luis Obispo County. Charles Varni (1745 Rochelle Way, Oceano, CA 93445). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Charles Varni. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-10-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 07-10-23. August 9,16, 23 & 30, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-1775 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, DESIGN COLLABORATIVE, DC2, DESIGN COLLABORATIVE, INC., 863A Pacific St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Design Collaborative, Inc. (863A Pacific St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Design Collaborative Inc., Michele Fanning, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-13-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 07-13-23. July 26, August 2, 9, & 16, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-1787 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/12/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CORNER CELLARS, 306 12th St., Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Corner Cellars Inc. (306 12th St., Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Corner Cellars Inc., Brian Wayne, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-16-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 07-16-23. July 26, August 2, 9, & 16, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-1807 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/01/2016) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SLO MUSIC LESSONS, 3946 Carissa Court, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Scott R. Conroy (3946 Carissa Court, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Scott R. Conroy. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-18-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 07-18-23. July 26, August 2, 9, & 16, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1779 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/16/2013) New Filing The following person is doing business as, EVENTFUL WEDDING PLANNING, 485 Oconnor Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Colleen Gregory Stefanek (485 Oconnor Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Colleen Gregory Stefanek, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-16-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 07-16-23. July 26, August 2, 9, & 16, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1780 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/16/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, DOUBLEEUE DESIGN CO, 854 Huasna Rd., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Courtney Anne Whiting (854 Huasna Rd., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Courtney Whiting. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-16-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 07-16-23. July 26, August 2, 9, & 16, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1784 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/16/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, FIDGET FLIPPER, 1728 Foreman Ct., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Maxime Jeanneau (1728 Foreman Ct., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Maxime Jeanneau. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-16-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 0716-23. July 26, August 2, 9, & 16, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1790 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/16/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, THE CHEEKY PARLOR, CHEEKY WAX CO., 3000 Broad St. Ste. 102, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. The Cheeky Parlor LLC (2065 Price St. B, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ The Cheeky Parlor LLC, Emily Stites, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-16-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 07-16-23. July 26, August 2, 9, & 16, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-1808 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CREEKSIDE REALTY, 554 Spring Street, Paso Robles 93446. San Luis Obispo County. TMH, Inc. (554 Spring Street, Paso Robles 93446). This business is conducted by A Corporation/s/TMH, Inc. Brian P. Porter, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-18-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 07-18-23. August 2, 9,16 & 23 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1812 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/16/2013) New Filing The following person is doing business as, PRECIOUS CLEANING MAID, 1254 Vista Del Lago, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Jesus Eleacid Hernandez, Maria De Jesus Coronado (1254 Vista Del Lago, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Jesus Hernandez. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-19-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. Can.Wood, Deputy. Exp. 07-19-23. July 26, August 2, 9, & 16, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1791 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/25/2016) New Filing The following person is doing business as, LA PLACITA PLAZA MARKET, LA PLACITA MARKET, 515 Orchard Rd., Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Amelia Castellanos (1122 Grace Ln., Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Amelia Castellanos, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-16-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 07-16-23. July 26, August 2, 9, & 16, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1798 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, WEARTOGIV, 1264 E. Foothill Blvd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Tiffany Yik Mun Yeung (1264 E. Foothill Blvd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Tiffany Yeung. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-17-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 07-17-23. July 26, August 2, 9, & 16, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1816 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/19/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, FOOTHILL PLAZA APARTMENTS, 395 Crestmont Drive, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Stefia Gina Cimbur, Nikola Cimbur (395 Crestmont Drive, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Nikola Cimbur. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-19-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 07-19-23. July 26, August 2, 9, & 16, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-1818 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/17/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as, THE GOOD LOVE COMPANY, 225 Craig Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. The Good Love Company (225 Craig Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ The Good Love Company, Joshua Moody, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-19-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 07-19-23. July 26, August 2, 9, & 16, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1819 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/16/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, R W BOYD CONSTRUCTION, 269 Craig Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Ryan William Boyd (269 Craig Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Ryan William Boyd. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-20-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 0720-23. July 26, August 2, 9, & 16, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1822 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/20/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, O’CONNOR GENERAL CONTRACTING, 6446 Shearwater Court, Avila Beach, CA 93424. San Luis Obispo County. James Matthew O’Connor (6446 Shearwater Court, Avila Beach, CA 93424). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ James M. O’Connor. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-20-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. Can.Wood, Deputy. Exp. 07-20-23. July 26, August 2, 9, & 16, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1823 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/20/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, VG ENTERPRISES, CLEARVIEW, VAN GUNDY REALTY, 35 Squire Canyon Rd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Peter Daniel Van Gundy, Zoe Elisabeth Van Gundy (35 Squire Canyon Rd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Peter Van Gundy. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-20-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 07-20-23. July 26, August 2, 9, & 16, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1824 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/03/1992) New Filing The following person is doing business as, JOHN’S VALERO, 157 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Jahanshah Karimaghayi(157 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual./s/Jahanshah Karimaghayi. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-20-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 07-20-23. August 2, 9,16 & 23 2018

FILE NO. 2018-1828 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/29/2012) New Filing The following person is doing business as, THE MANSE ON MARSH, 475 Marsh St. San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Horizon Senior Living, Inc.(475 Marsh St. San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A Corporation./s/Horizon Senior Living, Inc. Chris Skiff, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-20-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 07-20-23. August 2, 9,16 & 23 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1830 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, ARROYO GRANDE BULLS BASEBALL CLUB, 2261 Huasna Rd, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Anthony Paul Bernal (2261 Huasna Rd, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual./s/Anthony Paul Bernal. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-20-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 07-20-23. August 2, 9,16 & 23 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1835 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/30/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CHEDDRSUITE, 1023 Mill Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. RD Solutions, Inc. (1023 Mill Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A Corporation/s/RD Solutions, Inc. Lisa Howe, Treasurer. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-23-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 07-23-23. August 2, 9,16 & 23 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1846 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SHERRY’S HOME HELP CARE, 459 Atascadero Road, Space 12, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Sherry Fern Sobek(459 Atascadero Road, Space 12, Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by An Individual/s/ Sherry Fern Sobek. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-24-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 0724-23. August 2, 9,16 & 23 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1856 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/29/2013) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CONVERSIO HEALTH, 720 Aerovista Pl, Ste. D, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Integrated Health Concepts, Inc. (720 Aerovista Pl, Ste. D, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A Corporation./s/Integrated Health Concepts, Inc. James Hoxter, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-25-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 07-25-23. August 2, 9,16 & 23 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1859 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, HAIL YOURSELF! METALZINE, HAIL YOURSELF! ZINE, HAIL YOURSELF! MAGAZINE, 3285 Nacimiento Lake Dr., Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Krystal Otis (3285 Nacimiento Lake Dr., Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Krystal Otis, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-25-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 07-25-23. August 9,16, 23 & 30, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1861 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/17/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, LOTUS THAI CUISINE, 2060 9th Street, Unit A, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Susitiporn LLC (25210 Village #25, Camarillo, CA 93012). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Supsitiporn LLC, Pensri Supsitiporn, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-26-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JF. BrownDeputy. Exp. 07-26-23. August 9,16, 23 & 30, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1867 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CLINARD CONSTRUCTION, 720 Evans Road, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Joel Brown Clinard(720 Evans Road, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual./s/Joel Clinard. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-26-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. C. Anwood, Deputy. Exp. 07-26-23. August 2, 9,16 & 23 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1869 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/24/2005) New Filing The following person is doing business as, BODIE HOWARD PRECISION CONSTRUCTION, 2069 Bush Dr., Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Bodie Alfred Howard (2069 Bush Dr., Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Bodie Howard. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-26-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 07-26-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1870 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/07/1984) New Filing The following person is doing business as, IVERSON REALTY, CO., 354 Sunrise Terrace, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. David L. Iverson and Mary Lee Iverson (354 Sunrise Terrace, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420.). This business is conducted by A Married Couple./s/David Lee Iverson. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-26-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 07-26-23. August 2, 9,16 & 23 2018

FILE NO. 2018-1871 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/23/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, STUD-A-DUD, 176 Valley View, Avila Beach, CA 93424. San Luis Obispo County. Debby C. Stevenot(176 Valley View, Avila Beach, CA 93424). This business is conducted by An Individual./s/Debby C. Stevenot. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-26-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 0726-23. August 2, 9,16 & 23 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1872 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, TRICHOME FARMS, 8111 Dos Canadas Rd, Santa Maria, CA 93454. San Luis Obispo County. Dennis Joseph Risden and Maria Theresa Risden(8111 Dos Canadas Rd, Santa Maria, CA 93454). This business is conducted by A Married Couple./s/ Dennis J Risden. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-26-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. C. Anwood, Deputy. Exp. 07-26-23. August 2, 9,16 & 23 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1873 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/09/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, D’VILL INSURANCE SERVICES, LLC, 5679 Prancing Deer Place, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. D’Vill Insurance Services, LLC (5679 Prancing Deer Place, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ D’Vill Insurance Services, LLC, Ian James Webster - Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-26-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. Can. Wood, Deputy. Exp. 07-26-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1874 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/26/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, BOB NICHOLS CERAMICS, 669 Lawrence Drive, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Robert V Nichols(669 Lawrence Drive, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual./s/Robert V Nichols, Sole Proprietor. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-26-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. C. Christensen, Deputy. Exp. 07-26-23. August 2, 9,16 & 23 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1875 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/01/1983) New Filing The following person is doing business as, TRI-COUNTIES PLANT SERVICE, 1920 Tapidero Ave., Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Bruce E. Corelitz, Margaret A. Corelitz (1920 Tapidero Ave., Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Bruce Corelitz. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-26-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 07-26-23. August 9,16, 23 & 30, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1876 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SHROOMSHOT, 2916 Augusta St., Apt. 14, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Shawn Dunn (2916 Augusta St., Apt. 14, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401), Justin Dunn (2364 Karen Ct., Arcata, CA 93521). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Shawn Dunn. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-2718. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 07-27-23. August 9,16, 23 & 30, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1879 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/20/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, D-A DESIGNS, DANNY LAROCHE WELDING, 365 Verbena St., Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. D Bar A Enterprises LLC (365 Verbena St., Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ D Bar A Enterprises LLC, Alexandra Laroche, Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 0727-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. Can. Wood, Deputy. Exp. 07-27-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1884 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, AUDITLYTICS LLC, 1940 Corbett Highlands Pl., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Auditlytics LLC (1940 Corbett Highlands Pl., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Auditlytics LLC, Henry Hernandez – Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-27-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 07-27-23. August 9,16, 23 & 30, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1898 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/21/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, INFINITE EYES PROJECT, 804 Sycamore Canyon Rd., Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Taylor William Chase (8305 San Dimas Rd., Atascadero, CA 93422), Leslie Love Stone (804 Sycamore Canyon Rd., Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Leslie Love Stone. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-30-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 07-30-23. August 9,16, 23 & 30, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1889 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/20/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, A TO Z, 197 Colina St., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Zachery James Sylvester (197 Colina St., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Zachary Sylvester. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-30-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. Can.Wood, Deputy. Exp. 07-30-23. August 9,16, 23 & 30, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-1899 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/30/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, COVA LENDING, MORRISON MORRELL CONSULTING, MORRISON MORRELLL TALENT DEVELOPMENT, 748 Scenic Circle, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. CORKOM Enterprises (748 Scenic Circle, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ CORKOM Enterprises, Robert Covarrubias, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-31-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 0731-23. August 9,16, 23 & 30, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1890 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/10/2002) New Filing The following person is doing business as, GARCIA BROS CONSTRUCTION, 441 Mar Vista Drive, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Joel Garcia (441 Mar Vista Drive, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Joel Garcia. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-30-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. Can.Wood, Deputy. Exp. 07-30-23. August 9,16, 23 & 30, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1895 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/16/2014) New Filing The following person is doing business as, LIL MISS FIX-IT, 859 Oak Park Blvd., Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Samantha Gene Broman (1568 Cabrillo Court, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Samantha Broman. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-30-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 07-30-23. August 9,16, 23 & 30, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1897 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/30/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, ROOM FOR CREAM FILMS, 2478 Greenwood Ave., Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Room For Cream Films LLC (2478 Greenwood Ave., Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Room for Cream Films LLC, Alexander Raban, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-30-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 07-30-23. August 9,16, 23 & 30, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-1901 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/08/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, ARROYO GRANDE GLASS, 1012 E. Grand Ave., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Ernest L. Brown (4061 Loch Lomand, Santa Maria, CA 93455). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Ernest L. Brown. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-31-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. Can. Wood, Deputy. Exp. 07-31-23. August 9,16, 23 & 30, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1902 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/08/1976) New Filing The following person is doing business as, MR.MICHAELS, 746 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Michael Weintraub (913 Deer Trail, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Michael Weintraub. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-31-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 07-31-23. August 9,16, 23 & 30, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1903 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/31/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, KEY FACTOR EQUINE, 338 Old Ranch Road, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Alfred Dominic Graziani (338 Old Ranch Road, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Alfred Dominic Graziani. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-31-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 07-31-23. August 9,16, 23 & 30, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-1907 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/08/2004) New Filing The following person is doing business as, BEACH HOUSE INN, 198 Main Street, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Beach Holdings, Inc. (198 Main Street, Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Beach Holdings, Inc., Shirlee A. Davies, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-31-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 07-31-23. August 9,16, 23 & 30, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1908 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, PISMO BEACH OPTOMETRIC CENTER, 573 Five Cities Drive, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Dennis Raoul Richardson (573 Five Cities Drive, Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Dennis Raoul Richardson. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-31-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. Gibson, Deputy. Exp. 07-31-23. August 9,16, 23 & 30, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1913 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/31/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, GENOA SIGNS AND GRAPHICS, 1313 Carmel Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Egenoa LLC (1313 Carmel Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Egenoa LLC, Paul FerroggiaroPartner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-31-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 07-31-23. August 9,16, 23 & 30, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1917 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, EMBARK EVENT DESIGN, 874 Lawrence Drive, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Sarah Catherine Strausser (874 Lawrence Drive, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Sarah Catherine Strausser. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-01-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 08-01-23. August 9,16, 23 & 30, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1919 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, HOP ON BEER TOURS, 3170 Cherry Lane, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Thrive Management Inc. (3170 Cherry Lane, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Thrive Management Inc., Lisa Rivera, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-01-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. Can. Wood, Deputy. Exp. 08-01-23. August 9,16, 23 & 30, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1920 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, HEARTS AND HANDS CHRISTIAN CHILDCARE & PRESCHOOL, 112 Orchard Road, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Great Commission Association of Southern Baptist (17705 Hale Avenue, Ste. H4, Morgan Hill, CA 95037). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Great Commission Association of Southern Baptist, Lannette Lozano, Superintendent of Schools. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-01-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 08-01-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1923 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/03/2012) New Filing The following person is doing business as, MELANGE PROPERTIES, MELANGE FINANCIAL SERVICES, MELANGE DESIGNS, 1135 Santa Rosa St., Suite 220, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Lagniappe Melange, Inc. (1241 Johnson Ave, #303, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Lagniappe Melange, Inc., Marian Michelle Borrero, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-01-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 0801-23. August 9,16, 23 & 30, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1927 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, VAGABOND INN, 210 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Golden State Investments, LLC (210 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Golden State Investments, LLC, Ramesh Patel - Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-01-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 08-01-23. August 9,16, 23 & 30, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FILE NO. 2018-1933 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, OBSIDIAN LUXURY SERVICES, 284 Higuera St. Ste. D, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Nosebeard Enterprises LLC (284 Higuera St. Ste. D, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Nosebeard Enterprises LLC, Trevor Freeman - Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-02-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 08-02-23. August 9,16, 23 & 30, 2018

BOARD OF SUPERVISORS MEETING BRIEF TUESDAY, AUGUST 7, 2018 AT 9:00 AM. ALL BOARD MEMBERS PRESENT.

Consent Agenda – Item Nos. 1-38 & Resolution (Res.) No. 2018-177 through 2018-190, approved.

Presentations: Res. 2018-191, proclaiming August as “World Breastfeeding Awareness Month” & 2018192, recognizing Chief Deputy Ag Commissioner B. Ouwerkerk upon her retirement after 35 years of service, adopted.

Public Comment Period - matters not on the agenda: T. Gong; E. Greening; B. DiFatta; C. McLaughlin-Miley; M. McLaughlin-Miley; S. Sehimandle; M. Stackhouse; L. Casalinuovo; G. Kirland; M. Brown & L. Owen, speak. No action taken.

Ordinance No. 3370, adding §8.893.070 – Enforcement to Chapter 8.93 re: the Los Osos Sewer System, adopted.

Ordinance No. 3371, amending water service charges for Co. Service Area No. 10A, Cayucos, adopted.

Closed Session. Anticipated Litigation: No of potential cases: 2. Significant exposure to litigation: No of potential cases: 2. Existing litigation: Application Filed by PG&E for Retirement of Diablo Canyon Power Plant A, 16-08-006; Lowe v. Co. of SLO; Friends of Oceano Dunes, et al. v. CA Coastal Commission, et al., 2:17-CV8733 & 17CV-0576; Mesa Community Alliance v. CA Dept of Parks & Recs, et al., 14CV-0096. Conference w/ Labor Negotiator, T. Douglas-Schatz, re: SLOGAU; SLOCEAT&C; DCCA; Sheriffs’ Mgmt; SLOCPPOA; DSA; DAIA; SLOCPMPOA; SLOCEA – PSSC; Unrepresented Mgmt & Confidential Employees; SDSA; UDWA. Personnel re: Public Employee Appointment for the Position Planning & Building Director. Report out. Open Session.

FILE NO. 2018-1935 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/30/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CRACKNELL TEXT SUPPORT, 5145 Caballeros Avenue, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Erin Elizabeth Cracknell (5145 Caballeros Avenue, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Erin E. Cracknell. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-02-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 08-02-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1937 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, ABOVE THE GRADE CLEANING COMPANY, 22985 El Camino Real, Suite C, Santa Margarita, CA 93453. San Luis Obispo County. Eric Parkinson (11209 Pamplona Way, Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Eric Parkinson. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-02-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. McCormick, Deputy. Exp. 08-02-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

CA Coastal Commission’s modifications to the Coastal Zone Cannabis Ordinance, accepted; Res. 2018-193, directing staff re: temporary abeyance of enforcement actions against qualified registrants in coastal area under Ordinance No. 3334 on Specified Conditions; & quarterly report on the Board directed Cannabis Program, rec’d & filed, w/ direction to staff. Res. 2018-194, adopting a Board of Supervisors Governance Manual.

Meeting Adjourned. Tommy Gong, County Clerk-Recorder and Ex-Officio Clerk of the Board of Supervisors By: Annette Ramirez, Deputy Clerk August 16, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-1940 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/02/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CUESTA CAFETERIA LLC, 7400 Highway 1, San Luis Obispo, CA 93403. San Luis Obispo County. Cuesta Cafeteria LLC (2068 Hutton St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Cuesta Cafeteria LLC, Mihee S. Kim, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-02-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 08-02-23. August 9,16, 23 & 30, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-1952 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/03/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, ARAGONZ HOUSECLEANING SERVICE, 284 N 14th St., Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Emely Lumport Aragon (284 N 14th St., Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Emely Lumport Aragon. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-03-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 08-03-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-1956 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, LUNASOL STUDIOS, OMARI STARBUCK, 530 E. Branch St. #Ste. 101, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Omar Garza (833 N 5TH St., Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Omar Garza. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-06-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 08-06-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC WORKS AND TRANSPORTATION Sealed proposals will be received at the office of the County Clerk, 1055 Monterey Street, Room D-120, San Luis Obispo, California 93408 until 3:00 P.M. on Monday, September 10, 2018, which bids will then be opened and declared at 3:15 o’clock P.M. on the above mentioned date at a public meeting at 1055 Monterey Street, Room D-120, by the County Clerk, for the following Public Works Project (hereinafter “Project”): GROUNDWATER EXTRACTION AND TREATMENT SYSTEM LOS OSOS LANDFILL SAN LUIS OBISPO COUNTY, CA CONTRACT NO. 320071 Any bid received at the Office of the Clerk of the Board of Supervisors of the County of San Luis Obispo after 3:00 P.M. on the date specified above shall not be considered, and shall be returned to the bidder unopened (i.e. a bid received one second after 3:00 P.M. shall not be considered.) Bids are required for the entire work described herein. This bid package (also referred to herein as the “Contract Documents”) are posted on the County’s Purchasing website: http://www.slocounty. ca.gov/GS/Purchasing/Current_Formal_Bids_and_Proposals.htm Any changes, additions, or deletions to these Contract Documents will be in the form of written addenda issued by the County. Any addenda will be posted on the website. Prospective bidders must check the website for addenda or other relevant new information at up to 5:00 pm the day before the prescribed date/time for submittal of bids. The County is not responsible for the failure of any prospective bidder to receive such addenda. All addenda so issued shall become a part of this Bid.

FILE NO. 2018-1957 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CASA DE’KELLEY, 444 Pier Ave. #43, Oceano, CA 93445. San Luis Obispo County. Kenneth Roy Kelley (2310 Holden Ave., Oceano, CA 93445), Ruthie Lee Rowse, Albert Mario Rowse (3240 Country Club Drive, Cameron Park, CA 95682). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Kenneth Kelley, General Partner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-06-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. Can. Wood, Deputy. Exp. 08-06-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE

NOTICE TO BIDDERS

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NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that on Tuesday, August 21, 2018 at 6:00 p.m. or as soon thereafter as possible, the Pismo Beach City Council will hold a public hearing at City Hall, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach California in the Council Chamber for the following purpose: PUBLIC HEARING AGENDA:

All bidders are required to acknowledge and confirm receipt of each and every addendum in their bid proposal.

Address:

Citywide

Pursuant to the provisions of Section 1773 of the California Labor Code, the Board of Supervisors of the County of San Luis Obispo has obtained from the Director of the California Department of Industrial Relations the general prevailing rate of per diem wages and the general prevailing rate for holiday and overtime work for the locality in which the work is to be performed for each needed craft, classification, or type of workman. Copies of said prevailing rate of per diem wages are on file in the Office of the Clerk of the Board of Supervisors and available at the California Department of Industrial Relations’ web site address at: www.dir.ca.gov/DLSR/PWD.

Applicant:

City of Pismo Beach

Bidders are advised that any contractor who is awarded a public works project and intends to use a craft or classification not shown on the general prevailing wage determination may A-2 be required to pay the wage rate of that craft or classification most closely related to it as shown in the general determinations effective at the time of the call for bids. Travel and Subsistence Payments shall be in accordance with Section 1773.1 of the Labor Code. Wage rates for holiday and overtime work shall be in accordance with Section 1773 of the Labor Code. Attention is directed to the provisions in Sections 1777.5, 1777.6, and 1777.7 of the Labor Code concerning the employment of apprentices by the Contractor or any subcontractor. Attention is directed to the provisions in Section 1776 of the Labor Code concerning payroll records. Attention is directed to the provisions in Sections 1810 – 1815 of the Labor Code concerning work hours. Attention is directed to the provisions of Section 2-1.02, “Required Listing of Proposed Subcontractors,” of the Special Provisions regarding the requirement that proposed subcontractors be listed in the bidder’s proposal. A “DESIGNATION OF SUBCONTRACTORS” form for listing subcontractors, as required, is included in the section titled “Bid Proposal and Forms” of the Contract Documents. This form must be completed and submitted with bidder’s bid proposal. All bonds and endorsements thereto to be submitted pursuant to this contract shall be written by a company authorized to do surety business in the State of California. Each bid must be accompanied by a form of bidder’s security, namely cash, certified check, cashier’s check, or bidder’s bond, in the amount of ten percent (10%) of the total of the bid. Within ten (10) calendar days, not including Saturdays, Sundays, and legal holidays, after receipt of notice that the contract has been awarded, the successful bidder, shall execute a written contract with the County in the form prescribed herein. At the time of execution of the contract, the successful bidder shall submit the certificates of insurance stipulated in Article 7 of the Agreement, and, in addition thereto, shall furnish a “Performance Bond” in the sum of one hundred percent (100%) of the contract bid to guarantee the performance of the contract, and a “Payment Bond” in the sum of one hundred percent (100%) of the contract bid. The bond forms are included in the section titled “Agreement” of the Contract Documents.

Description: Receive public comments and adopt a resolution making certain findings, and approving a Short Term Vacation Rental application fee effective on October 4, 2018, and adding to the existing fee schedule adopted by Resolution R-2015-036, R-2018-038, and R-2018-058. You have a right to comment on these projects and their effect on our community. Interested persons are invited to appear at the hearing or otherwise express their views and opinions regarding the proposed projects. An opportunity will be presented at the hearing for verbal comments. Written comments are also welcomed at the hearing or prior to the hearing. Written comments prepared prior to the hearing may be submitted to the City Clerk’s Office by mail or hand-delivery at 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA 93449, by fax at (805) 773-7006, or by email at citycouncil@pismobeach.org.

Pursuant to Labor Code Section 1771.1, no contractor or subcontractor may be listed on the bid proposal for this public works project unless registered with the Department of Industrial Relations pursuant to Labor Code Section 1725.5. A-3 Pursuant to Labor Code Section 1771.1, no contractor or subcontractor may be awarded this public works contract unless registered with the Department of Industrial Relations pursuant to Labor Code Section 1725.5.

Staff reports, plans and other information related to these projects are available for public review at the City Clerk’s Office, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA. The meeting agenda and staff report will be available no later than the Thursday before the meeting and may be obtained at City Hall or by visiting www.pismobeach.org. The Council meeting will be televised live on Charter Cable Channel 20 and streamed on the City’s website.

This Project is subject to compliance monitoring and enforcement by the Department of Industrial Relations, pursuant to Labor Code Section 1771.4.

PLEASE NOTE:

The Board of Supervisors reserves the right to reject any or all bids, and to waive discrepancies, irregularities, informalities or any other errors in the bids or bidding, if to do so seems to best serve the public interest. The right of Board of Supervisors to waive errors applies even if the Contract Documents state that a discrepancy, irregularity, informality or other error makes a bid nonresponsive, so long as the error does not constitute a material error.

If you challenge the action taken on these items in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the City of Pismo Beach at, or prior to, the public hearing.

Attention is directed to the provisions of Section 5-1.07, “Measurement and Payment,” of the Special Provisions permitting the substitution of equivalent securities for any moneys withheld to ensure performance of this contract. Said Section 5-1.07 is incorporated by reference in this invitation for bid as if fully set forth at length.

The successful bidder must be licensed to perform the work in accordance with the laws of the State of California. Accordingly, the successful bidder shall possess a Class A general engineering contractor’s license at the time this contract is awarded. In the alternative, the successful bidder shall possess a specialty contractor’s license that permits the successful bidder to perform with his or her own organization contract work amounting to not less than 30% of the original total contract price and to subcontract the remaining work in accordance with Section 5-1.055, “Subcontracting,” of the Amendments to the Standard Specifications. Failure of the bidder to be properly and adequately licensed shall constitute a failure to execute the contract and shall result in the forfeiture of the bidder’s security. Bidders must satisfy themselves by personal examination of the location of the proposed work and by such other means as they prefer as to the actual conditions and requirements of the work, and shall not at any time after submission of the bid dispute, complain, or assert that there was any misunderstanding in regard to the nature or amount of work to be done. By order of the Board of Supervisors County of San Luis Obispo made this 7th day of August, 2018.

Further information on the above items may be obtained from or viewed at the City Clerk’s Office at City Hall, or by telephone at (805) 773-4657, or by emailing Erica Inderlied, City Clerk, at einderlied@pismobeach.org.

Tommy Gong, County Clerk and Ex-officio Clerk of the Board of Supervisors

Erica Inderlied, City Clerk

By /s/Sandy Currens, Deputy Clerk

August 9 & 16, 2018

August 16, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1959 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/06/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CANNA COAST COOPERATIVE INC, 1189 Pike Ln. #5, Oceano, CA 93445. San Luis Obispo County. Canna Coast Cooperative Inc (1308 22nd St., Oceano, CA 93445). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Canna Coast Cooperative Inc, Leonard A. Anaya Jr., President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-06-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 08-06-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1960 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, ALTA HEALTH AND PERFORMANCE, 5330 Cabrillo Ave., Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. Alexandra Andersson (5330 Cabrillo Ave., Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Alexandra Andersson. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-0618. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 08-06-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1962 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/06/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SAN LUIS RESIDENTIAL CARE INC, LOS OSOS RESIDENTIAL, LOS OSOS RESIDENTIAL CARE II, SAN LUIS RESIDENTIAL, 1925 Mountainview Drive, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. San Luis Residential Care Inc (1925 Mountainview Drive, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ San Luis Residential Care Inc, Randy Ubay-CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-06-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 0806-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1967 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/02/2003) New Filing The following person is doing business as, KATHY’S CLEANING SERVICE, 1665 Parkhill Rd., Santa Margarita, CA 93453. San Luis Obispo County. Kathleen Ann Rosso (1665 Parkhill Rd., Santa Margarita, CA 93453). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Kathleen Ann Rosso. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-06-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. Can. Wood, Deputy. Exp. 08-06-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1968 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/07/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, PIER LIQUOR, 393 Pier Ave., Oceano, CA 93445. San Luis Obispo County. Deepak Patel (2020 Via Zacata Pl., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Deepak Patel. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-07-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 08-07-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1970 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/31/2012) New Filing The following person is doing business as, REMAX COASTAL LIVING, SEASIDE REAL ESTATE, SEASIDE REAL ESTATE & PROPERTY MANAGEMENT, 817-831 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Seaside Real Estate, Inc. (817 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Seaside Real Estate, Inc., Marissa Hudson, Vice President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-07-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 08-07-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1973 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/21/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, THINKINGABOUTU.NET, 375 Coach Road, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Dirk Kenyon Schenck, Jean Marie Demeo (375 Coach Road, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Dirk Kenyon Schenck, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-07-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 08-07-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1975 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/27/2015) New Filing The following person is doing business as, THE UPS STORE 6192, 1375 E. Grand Ave., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. CFD Enterprises (1375 E. Grand Ave., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ CFD Enterprises, Carolee Dasmann, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-07-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 08-07-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1977 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/07/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, VERDE OF CAMBRIA, 778 Main Street, Ste. A, Cambria, CA 93428. San Luis Obispo County. William Wittmeyer, Cynthia Wittmeyer (1912 Chester St., Cambria, CA 93428). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ William Wittmeyer. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-07-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 08-07-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1980 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2015) New Filing The following person is doing business as, PROGREENS INC., 4415 N River Road, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Progreens Inc. (1620 Nipomo St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Progreens Inc., Matthew Goodman-Compliance Specialist. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-08-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 08-08-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1982 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/08/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, MRH ENTERPRISES, 189 Pike Ln. #3, Oceano, CA 93445. San Luis Obispo County. Louie Hin (998 Karen Ct., Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Louie Hin, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-08-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 08-08-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1984 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/05/2005) New Filing The following person is doing business as, DOORWAYS, 755 B Buckley Road, San Luis Obispo, CA 93403. San Luis Obispo County. Blvety Enterprises, Inc. (PO Box 4021, San Luis Obispo, CA 93403). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Blvety Enterprises, Inc., J Matthew Bluett, Vice President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-0818. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 08-08-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-1985 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, TAQUERIA SANTA CRUZ, 862 E Foothill Blvd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Jose Baudelio Hernandez (112 Almena St., Santa Cruz, CA 95062). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Jose Baudelio Hernandez. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-08-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 08-08-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

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ORDINANCE NO. 3371 – ORDINANCE AMENDING WATER SERVICE CHARGES FOR SAN LUIS OBISPO COUNTY SERVICE AREA NO. 10A (CAYUCOS) The Board of Supervisors of the County of San Luis Obispo, State of California, Sitting as the Governing Board of San Luis Obispo County Service Area No. 10A, ordains as follows: SECTION 1: Pursuant to California Government Code Section 25215.5, and in accordance with Article XIIID of the California Constitution and the Proposition 218 Omnibus Implementation Act (commencing with California Government Code Section 53750), there are hereby established within San Luis Obispo County Service Area No. 10A, those various service charges, installation charges, deposits and other charges specified in Exhibit “A” attached hereto, which Exhibit “A” is incorporated herein by this reference, for the purpose of providing water service. SECTION 2: This ordinance shall take effect and be in full force and effect thirty (30) days after its passage and before the expiration of fifteen (15) days after passage of this ordinance, it shall be published once with the names of the members of the Board of Supervisors voting for and against the ordinance in a newspaper of general circulation published in the County of San Luis Obispo, State of California. INTRODUCED at a regular meeting of the Board of Supervisors held on the 19th day of June, 2018, and PASSED and ADOPTED by the Board of Supervisors of the County of San Luis Obispo, State of California, on the 7th day of August, 2018, by the following roll call vote, to wit: AYES: NOES: ABSENT: ABSTAINING:

Supervisors Bruce S. Gibson, Chairperson John Peschong, Adam Hill, Lynn Compton and Debbie Arnold None None None John Peschong, Chairperson of the Board of Supervisors of the County of San Luis Obispo State of California Sitting as the Governing Board of San Luis Obispo County Service Area No. 10A

ATTEST:

Tommy Gong, County Clerk and Ex-Officio Clerk of the Board of Supervisors, County of San Luis Obispo, State of California

By:

Sandy Currens, Deputy Clerk

EXHIBIT “A” SCHEDULE OF CHARGES FOR SAN LUIS OBISPO COUNTY SERVICE AREA NO. 10 A 1.

2018/19 $176.93 per bi-monthly period for up to and including 1,400 cubic feet; plus, $10.41 per 100 cubic feet of water, or fraction thereof, for the bi-monthly use of water over 1,400 cubic feet

NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1990 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/07/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, STAGHORN FARMS, 1670 Rising Star, Cayucos, CA 93430. San Luis Obispo County. Preston Thomas, Kourtney Kaney (1670 Rising Star, Cayucos, CA 93430). This business is conducted by A Copartnership /s/ Preston Thomas, Partner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 0808-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 08-08-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

2019/20 $181.32 per bi-monthly period for up to and including 1,400 cubic feet; plus, $10.41 per 100 cubic feet of water, or fraction thereof, for the bi-monthly use of water over 1,400 cubic feet 2020/21 $187.59 per bi-monthly period for up to and including 1,400 cubic feet; plus, $10.41 per 100 cubic feet of water, or fraction thereof, for the bi-monthly use of water over 1,400 cubic feet All rates shall be adjusted annually every January 1st by the average of the percentage increases in the Consumer Price Index (“CPI”) for “All Urban Wage Earners and Clerical Workers” for all items for San Francisco/Oakland/San Jose and Los Angeles/Riverside/Orange Co. categories as published by the Bureau of Labor Statistics in October of each year with the allowable water quantities remaining unchanged. a) Additional Bi-Monthly Charges for Water Service Connections having 1-inch and Larger Water Meters 1 inch meter 18.75 bi-monthly 1-¼ inch meter 19.75 bi-monthly 1-½ inch meter 20.75 bi-monthly 2 inch meter 24.75 bi-monthly 3 inch meter 30.75 bi-monthly 4 inch meter 36.75 bi-monthly 2.

The meter charge component of the service charge for water service connection shall be based on the size of the meter. Size of Water Meter 5/8 or 3/4 Inch Meter 1 Inch Meter 1 1/4 or 1 1/2 Inch Meter

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Charges for Establishing a Water Service Connection: Before any parcel of real property shall receive service from the San Luis Obispo County Service Area No.10, Zone A Water System, the County shall be paid both a meter charge and basic charge, computed as follows: a) Meter Charge Component of Water Service Connection Charge

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FILE NO. 2018-1991 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/21/2012) New Filing The following person is doing business as, JAFFA CAFE, 206 E. Branch St., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. ANW Enterprises, Inc. (206 E. Branch St., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ ANW Enterprises, Inc., Ahmad Alisaleh, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-08-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 08-08-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

Charges for Water Service (per water service connection): a) Basic Bi-Monthly Charge for Water Service.

Service Charge $ 325.00 $ 350.00 $ 375.00

The above meter charges are for water service connections where the service lateral connection, appurtenant facilities, curb stop, and meter box have been installed at owner’s/developer’s expense. Where this is not the case, and for meters larger than 1 1/2 inch, the meter charge component of service charge for water service connection will be the actual cost of all labor and materials related to the installation of the service lateral connection, appurtenant facilities, curb stop, and meter box. b) Basic Charge for Establishing Water Service Connection As a contribution to the capital cost of County improvements, supplemental water supply, and District reserves, a charge of $8,100 per dwelling unit equivalent (DUE), as determined by the County Director of Public Works, for establishing a water service connection. Said charge shall be paid before any connection to said system is made in the following manner: i. $1,000.00 deposit at the time of application for a “will-serve” letter, which deposit shall be refundable if the application for a will-serve letter is denied or withdrawn. ii. The remaining balance of the water system connection charge component of service charge for water service connection shall be paid upon the issuance of a final “will-serve” letter in the amount as may be in effect upon the date of issuance of the final “will-serve” letter. iii. Application Fee The application fee is $100.00 and is for the purpose of defraying the Administrative costs associated with the processing of an application for a “willserve” letter. 3.

Basic Charge for Modifying Water Service Connection or Meter Size If, at any time after a water service connection is established, there is an increase in the number of DUE (as determined by the County Director of Public Works) being served on the property due to a change in land use or other development of the property, then an additional charge of $8,100 per each additional DUE on the property shall be applied as a contribution to the capital cost of County improvements, supplemental water supply, and County reserves. If, at any time when a water service connection is established, a property desires to change its meter size, there will be a charge equal to all labor and material costs of the County related to changing the meter size.

Other Charges a)

Service Charge Deposit:

$60.00

Charge for Water Service Reconnection:

$100.00

Charge for Violation of Controls During Emergencies: $60.00 per violation (Except for Violation of the Control of Maximum Usage Limits During Emergency)

Charge for Repairs to District Facilities Damaged by Others: Any customer, person or entity (i.e., individual, construction or utility companies, etc.) causing damage to district facilities will be charged for the full replacement cost including material, labor, equipment and operating overhead.

Under a Writ of Execution Issued out of the above court on 01/11/2018, on the Judgment rendered on 04/24/2017. For the sum of $23,75 7.72; I have levied upon all the rights, title, and interest of the judgment debtor(s), Yesenia I. Mendoza

Charge for Violation of the Control of Maximum Usage Limits During Emergency: $5.00 per one hundred cubic feet of water used, or fraction thereof, for the bi-monthly use of water over maximum usage limits specified during an emergency.

In the real property, in the county of San Luis Obispo, described as follows: Triangular lot on the Southwest Corner, of Paso Robles St. & 15th St., Oceano, CA 93445. LEGAL DESCRIPTION APN: 062-083-004 Lot 22 in Block 28 of The Town of Oceano, in the County of San Luis Obispo, State of California, according to map recorded January 30, 1899 in Book A, Page 148 of Maps, in the office of the County Recorder of said County. Minimum Bid Amount (if applicable): $0.00

Service Charges for Furnishing Water Through Fire Hydrant: Applicants for temporary water service shall be subject to the requirement of a refundable deposit for use of a fire hydrant meter and backflow prevention device loaned to the applicant by the County as follows:

Notice of Sheriff’s Sale of Real Property (CCP 701.540) PLAINTIFF/PETITIONER: Steven Brink, an individual DEFENDANT/RESPONDENT: Ali Santana, Yesenia, I. Mendoza, et al COURT CASE NUMBER: 16CV0097 LEVYING OFFICER FILE NUMBER: 2018000347 DATE: 06/20/2018

PROSPECTIVE BIDDERS SHOULD REFER TO SECTIONS 701.510 to 701.680, INCLUSIVE, OF THE CODE OF CIVIL PROCEDURE FOR PROVISIONS GOVERNING THE TERMS, CONDITIONS, AND EFFECT OF THE SALE AND THE LIABILITY OF DEFAULTING BIDDERS. PUBLIC NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that I will proceed to sell at public auction to the highest bidder, for cash in lawful money of the United States, all the rights, title, and interest of said judgment debtor(s) in the above described property, or so much thereof as may be necessary to satisfy said execution, with accrued interest and costs on: 9/13/2018 at 11:00am in San Luis Obispo County Sheriff’s Civil Office, located at 1050 Monterey Street, Room 236, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408 Directions to the property location can be obtained from the levying officer upon oral or written request. Ian S. Parkinson, Sheriff /s/ T. Rudman, Sheriff’s Authorized Agent LIENS MAY BE PRESENT WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT SURVIVIE THIS LEVY. Attorney for Petitioner: Nassie Law, APC 3972 Barranca Pkwy, #J-301 Irvine, CA 92606 August 16, 23, & 30, 2018

Meter Size 3” Meter + backflow prevention device

Deposit Amount $1,500

All fire hydrant meters will be issued for a period of not to exceed eleven months. Fire hydrant meter accounts not terminated by the stated due date will be subject to a field investigation/follow-up charge of $100.00. Upon termination of service and return of the hydrant meter to the County, the County shall refund the deposit, less any unpaid water usage, field investigation/follow-up and hydrant meter repair charges. Bills for all metered service from a fire hydrant meter shall be consistent with the rate schedule identified in Section 1a. On a bimonthly basis, the County shall issue to each fire hydrant meter customer a bill based on the current rate for a 3” meter per Section 1a. All usage of Fire Hydrant Meters must be in conformance with CSA 10A Regulations. Fire Hydrant Meters may only be connected to public fire hydrants which are owned and operated by the County and which are integral to the County’s public water distribution system. g)

Charge for Non-Sufficient Fund Checks:

Per County Treasury Department Fee

Charge for Meter Testing:

$165 plus Third Party Testing Fee

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FILE NO. 2018-1992 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, DISTINCTIVE GLASSWARE AND BRANDING, 3500 Dry Creek Rd., Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Linda S. Hendy (1 Hummingbird Ct., Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Linda S. Hendy. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-09-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. McCormick, Deputy. Exp. 08-09-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2001 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, THE ORIGINAL BEAN BAR CO., 565 Monterey Ave., #B, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Caroline Carly Israel (1580 Main St. #38, Morro Bay, CA 93442), Patricia Czach (565 Monterey Ave., #B, Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Caroline Israel. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-09-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. Can. Wood, Deputy. Exp. 08-09-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2007 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, MINDFUL LORE, 807 Plata Rd., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Elan Vitality LLC (807 Plata Rd., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A Limited Liability Company /s/ Elan Vitality LLC, Christine Hooge, Managing Member . This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-10-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 08-10-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2011 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, TIGERLILI PUBLICATIONS, 258 Aspen St. Apt. A-1, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Lillian Frances Sinclaire (258 Aspen St. Apt. A-1, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Lillian Sinclaire, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-10-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 08-10-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2012 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, BUNDLE AND BASH, 2698 Ironwood Ave., Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Kaylyn Marie Brower (2698 Ironwood Ave., Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Kaylyn Brower. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-10-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JF. Brown, Deputy. Exp. 08-10-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-2013 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/09/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SAVVY GAL DESIGNS, DIRECT MARKETING RX, 1542 Newport Avenue, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Elizabeth Ann Ruiz (1542 Newport Avenue, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Elizabeth A. Ruiz. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-10-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 08-10-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2017 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/13/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, B. STUDIO, 570 Higuera St. Suite 140, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Jennifer Marie Hix (1355 Mill St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Jennifer Marie Hix. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-13-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. J. Goble, Deputy. Exp. 0813-23. August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-1820 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/20/2018) New Filing The following persons are doing business as: 4KIDSALES, 1276 Ash Street, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. David James Thomas and Cynthia Jean Thomas (1276 Ash Street, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by a married couple /s/ Cynthia Thomas, Spouse. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-20-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk.D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 07-20-23. July 26, August 2, 9, 16, 2018

IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA IN AND FOR THE COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO IN THE MATTER OF THE ESTATE OF: PATRICK VALENTE, CONSERVATEE CASE NO. 14PR 0329

NOTICE OF SALE OF REAL PROPERTY AT PRIVATE SALE In the matter of the Conservatorship of the Person and Estate of PATRICK VALENTE, Conservatee, NOTICE is hereby given that on or after the 11th day of September, 2018 the undersigned, GREGORY VALENTE, as the Conservator of the Person and Estate of PATRICK VALENTE, Conservatee, will sell at private sale to Scott and Jenifer Moore subject to confirmation by the above entitled Superior Court, all right title, interest and estate of Conservatee in and to that certain real property, described as follows: Real property commonly known as 2534 Callender Road, Arroyo Grande, California, 93420 more particularly describes as: That portion of Lot 2 in Division “A” of Pomeroy’s Resubdivision of the Los Berros Tract, made for the Los Berros Land and Water Co., according to map filed for record September 29, 1903, in the office of the County recorder of said County, described as follows: Beginning at a point on the South line of said Lot 2, which is 8.41 chains East from Stake 14 at the Southwest corner of said Lot, said point being the Southwest corner of the property conveyed to Lawrence R. Bonjour, et ux., by deed dated March 22, 1947, and recorded April 23, 1947, in Book 443, at page 4 of Official Records, records of said County; thence

LegaL Notices North along the West line of said property, 311 feet to the true point of beginning; thence continuing North along said West line, 100 feet; thence East and parallel with the South line of said Lot 2, 161.04 feet to the East line of said property conveyed to Lawrence R. Bonjour; thence South along said East line, 100 feet; thence west and parallel with the South line of said Lot, 161.04 feet to the true point of beginning Assessor’s Parcel No. 191-161-019. Subject to: Current taxes, rights, rights of way, easements, conditions, restrictions, covenants and reservations of record. The property is to be sold an basis “AS IS” “WHERE IS,” “with all Faults,” subject to a recorded Water License Agreement and otherwise, except as to title. Bids or offers are invited for the property and must be in writing and may be delivered to the Attorney for The conservator at the Law Office of Vaughn C. Taus, 1042 Pacific Street, Suite D, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401, or may be filed in the Office of the Clerk of the Superior Court at any time after the first publication of this Notice and before the making of the sale. The terms and conditions of the sale are as follows: CASH in lawful money of the United States of America, 10% of the amount bid to accompany this offer and the balance to be paid upon confirmation of sale by the Superior Court. Taxes shall be prorated as of the date of transfer. Seller will pay cost of transfer stamps, one-half of escrow fees, furnish policy of title insurance, and pay for the filing of the IRS tax statements. Pur chaser or purchasers will pay onehalf of the escrow fees and cost of recording Order Confirming Sale and Deed of Conveyance. The undersigned reserves the right to reject any and all bids. Dated: July 10, 2018 Gregory Valente Vaughn C. Taus Law Office of Vaughn C. Taus 1042 Pacific Street, Suite D San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 August 9, 16, & 23, 2018

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: JULIA K. KEEFE CASE NUMBER: 18PR - 0254

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: JULIA K. KEEFE A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed MYRA JEAN HOPKINS in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo. The Petition for Probate requests that MYRA JEAN HOPKINS be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for examination in the file kept by the court. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: September 4, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm St., Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months

ORDINANCE NO. 3370 ORDINANCE ADDING SECTION 8.93.070 ENFORCEMENT TO CHAPTER 8.93 OF COUNTY CODE REGARDING THE LOS OSOS SEWER SYSTEM

LegaL Notices from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for Petitioner: Robert H. Mott, Attorney at Law 960 Santa Rosa St. San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 August 16, 23, & 30, 2018

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: KATHLEEN P. CRAWFORD CASE NUMBER: 18PR - 0236

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: KATHLEEN P CRAWFORD A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed GREGORY CRAWFORD in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo. THE PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for examination in the file kept by the court. The Petition for Probate requests that GREGORY CRAWFORD be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: SEPTEMBER 4, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm St., Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for Petitioner: Martha B. Spalding, Attorney at Law 215 South Main Street Templeton, CA 93465 August 9, 16, & 23, 2018

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PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that on Tuesday, August 28, 2018 at 6:00 p.m. or as soon thereafter as possible, the Pismo Beach Planning Commission will hold a regular meeting at City Hall, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach California in the Council Chamber for the following purpose: Public Hearing Agenda: A. Address:

1025 Longview Avenue

Applicant:

Ray and Pam Fada

Project No:

P18-000061

Description: Development Permit and Architectural Review Permit for a new 2,402 square-foot two-story residence, 512 square-foot detached family room, and a 1,652 square–foot three-car garage with storage room. The project is located in the RSL (Residential Single Family, 1998 Code) zone of Pismo Heights (P) Area. The project site is located outside the Coastal Zone and is not appealable to the California Coastal Commission. APN 010-254-005. B. Address:

901 Oak Park Boulevard

Applicant:

Pismo Medical Campus LLC, William Shaw

Project No:

P18-000083

Description: Development Permit for a 575 squarefoot office space addition to an existing commercial structure. The project is located in the CG (General Commercial, 1998 Code) zone of Oak Park Heights (Toucan Terrace, Sub-area N-1) Planning Area. The project site is located outside the Coastal Zone and is not appealable to the California Coastal Commission. APN 005-391-062. C. Address:

2780 Shell Beach Road

Applicant:

BDC Development, Eron Loughead

Project No:

P18-000078

Description: Tentative Parcel Map and amendments to Conditional Use Permit and Coastal Development Permit P15-000027 to allow four residential lots. The project is located in the South Palisades (B) Planning Area and PR (Planned Residential, 1983 Code) Zoning District. The project is located inside the Coastal Zone and is appealable to the Coastal Commission. APN 010152-009. You have a right to comment on these projects and their effect on our community. Interested persons are invited to appear at the hearing or otherwise express their views and opinions regarding the proposed projects. An opportunity will be presented at the hearing for verbal comments. Written comments are also welcomed at the hearing or prior to the hearing. Written comments prepared prior to the hearing may be submitted to the Planning Division by mail or hand-delivery at 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA 93449, by fax at (805) 773-4684, or by email at eperez@pismobeach.org. Staff reports, plans and other information related to these projects are available for public review at the Community Development Department, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA. The meeting agenda and staff report will be available no later than the Friday before the meeting and may be obtained at City Hall or by visiting www.pismobeach.org. The Planning Commission meeting will be televised live on Charter Cable Channel 20 and streamed on the City’s website.

NOW, THEREFORE, THE BOARD OF SUPERVISORS OF THE COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO ORDAINS AS FOLLOWS: SECTION 1. Title 8, Chapter 8.93 “RULES AND REGULATIONS FOR SEWER SERVICE AREA IN LOS OSOS” of the San Luis Obispo County Code is hereby amended by adding the following language as new Section 8.93.070 of Chapter 8.93 of the County Code: SECTION 8.93.070 – Enforcement In addition to the penalties and procedures set forth in Chapter 1.04 of this Code and other applicable law, the additional enforcement procedures and penalties set forth in this section shall also be applicable to any violation of any provision of this Chapter 8.93. (a) Any violation of any provision of this Chapter 8.93 shall constitute a “Violation” under Section 1.05.020 of this Code. All of the provisions of Chapter 1.05, Administrative Fines, shall be applicable to a violation of any provision of this Chapter 8.93. (b) The enforcement procedures set forth in Chapter 23.10, Enforcement, of this Code shall also be applicable to a violation of any provision of this Chapter 8.93. The provisions of Chapter 23.10 of this Code are hereby incorporated herein by reference, with the words “Chapter 8.93” inserted in place of “this Title” at each and every occurrence (with the sole exception being Section 23.10.150.e., where the original text will remain unaltered). Provided, however, the provisions of Sections 23.10.110 and 23.10.160 shall not be applicable to a violation of any provision of this Chapter 8.93. (c) Any violation of any provision of this Chapter 8.93 shall constitute a public nuisance. SECTION 2. Before the expiration of fifteen (15) days after passage of this ordinance, a summary of the ordiance shall be published once with the names of the members of the Board of Supervisors voting for and against the ordinance in a newspaper of general circulation published in the County of San Luis Obispo, State of California. SECTION 3. This ordinance shall take effect and be in full force and effect thirty (30) days after its passage. INTRODUCED at a regular meeting of the Board of Supervisors held on the 17th day of July, 2018 and PASSED and ADOPTED by the Board of Supervisors of the County of San Luis Obispo, State of California, on the 7th day of August, 2018 the following roll call vote, to wit: AYES:

Supervisors Bruce S. Gibson, Debbie Arnold, Adam Hill, Lynn Compton and Chairperson John Peschong

NOES:

None

PLEASE NOTE:

ABSENT:

None

ABSTAINING:

None

Further information on the above items may be obtained from or viewed at the Planning Division Office at City Hall, or by telephone at (805) 773-4658, or by emailing Elsa Perez, Administrative Secretary at eperez@pismobeach.org. Date: August 13, 2018 Elsa Perez, CMC Administrative Secretary To be published one time in the New Times on Thursday, August 16, 2018

John Peschong Chairperson of the Board of Supervisors of the County of San Luis Obispo State of California ATTEST: Tommy Gong County Clerk and Ex-Officio Clerk of the Board of Supervisors, County of San Luis Obispo State of California By: Sandy Currens Deputy Clerk August 16, 2018

LegaL Notices NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: LIN ANN OSIO AkA LIN A. OSIO AkA LINDA ANN HUGHES OSIOLIPPINCOTT AkA LIN OSIO CASE NUMBER: 18PR - 0249

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: LIN ANN OSIO aka LIN A. OSIO aka LINDA ANN HUGHES OSIO-LIPPINCOTT aka LIN OSIO A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed ROGER LIPPINCOTT in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo. The Petition for Probate requests that ROGER LIPPINCOTT be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: SEPTEMBER 4, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm St., Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for Petitioner: J. Johnson Law Office, Inc. 928 W. Grand Avenue Grover Beach, CA 93433 August 9, 16, & 23, 2018

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: RUTH GENTRY MCMILLAN, AkA RUTH G. GENTRY CASE NUMBER: 18PR - 0257

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: RUTH GENTRY MCMILLAN, aka RUTH G. GENTRY A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed KATHLEEN MARIE GENTRY in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo. The Petition for Probate requests that KATHLEEN MARIE GENTRY be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate

LegaL Notices of the decedent. THE PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for examination in the file kept by the court. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: September 4, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm St., Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for Petitioner: Craig S. Ainsworth 1103 Johnson Ave., Suite C San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 August 16, 23, & 30, 2018

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: VIRGINIA MAE BORDONARO CASE NUMBER: 18PR - 0188

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: VIRGINIA MAE BORDONARO A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed TOMMY JOHN BORDONARO JR. in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo. The Petition for Probate requests that TOMMY JOHN BORDONARO JR. be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for examination in the file kept by the court. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: September 4, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm St., Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal

LegaL Notices representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for Petitioner: Paul E. Clark, Attorney at Law 1031 Pine St. Paso Robles, CA 93446 August 9, 16, & 23, 2018

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF ROSELLE PERTURBOS ROBLEDO CASE NUMBER: 18PR0240

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: ROSELLE PERTURBOS ROBLEDO A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by SAMUELITO M. ROBLEDO in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo. The Petition for Probate requests that SAMUELITO M. ROBLEDO be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: September 4, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney Petitioner: Brighton K. Hushing-Kline PO Box 1980 Atascadaro, CA 93423 August 2, 9, 16, 2018

LegaL Notices NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: AILEEN NASH DAVIS CASE NUMBER 18PR0250

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: AILEEN NASH DAVIS A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by: Fred Trueblood and Christine Coey in the Superior Court of California, County of: San Luis Obispo. THE PETITION FOR PROBATE requests that: Fred Trueblood and/ or Christine Coey be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. The PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for examination in the file kept by the court. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: Date: September 4, 2018 Time: 9:00 A.M. in Dept.: 9 Address of Court: Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of Letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of a notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for petitioner: EDWARD E. ATTALA, ESQ. 1502 Higuera St San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 Phone: 805-543-1212 By: /s/ M. Zepeda, Deputy Clerk August 9, 16, 23, 2018

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: MARY L. MORGAN CASE NUMBER: 17PR0269

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: MARY L. MORGAN A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by WILLIAM WANMER in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo. The Petition for Probate requests that WILLIAM WANMER be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The inde-

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pendent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: August 21, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Petitioner: William Wanmer HC4 Box 673 California Hot Springs, CA 93207

ance, reasonably estimated costs and other charges: $ 595,500.62

August 2, 9, 16, 2018

Note: Because the Beneficiary reserves the right to bid less than the total debt owed, it is possible that at the time of the sale the opening bid may be less than the total debt.

NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE T.S. NO.: 2017-02105CA A.P.N.:018-311-006 PROPERTY ADDRESS: 680 SOUTH VINE STREET, PASO ROBLES, CA 93446

THE TRUSTEE WILL SELL AT PUBLIC AUCTION TO HIGHEST BIDDER FOR CASH, CASHIER’S CHECK DRAWN ON A STATE OR NATIONAL BANK, A CHECK DRAWN BY A STATE OR FEDERAL CREDIT UNION, OR A CHECK DRAWN BY A STATE OR FEDERAL SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCIATION, A SAVINGS ASSOCIATION OR SAVINGS BANK SPECIFIED IN SECTION 5102 OF THE FINANCIAL CODE AND AUTHORIZED TO DO BUSINESS IN THIS STATE: All right, title, and interest conveyed to and now held by the trustee in the hereinafter described property under and pursuant to a Deed of Trust described as: More fully described in said Deed of Trust. Street Address or other common designation of real property: 680 South Vine Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446 A.P.N.: 018-311-006 The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address or other common designation, if any, shown above. The sale will be made, but without covenant or warranty, expressed or implied, regarding title, possession, or encumbrances, to pay the remaining principal sum of the note(s) secured by the Deed of Trust with interest thereon, as provided in said note(s), advances, under the terms of said Deed of Trust, fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee and of the trusts created by said Deed of Trust. The total amount of the unpaid balance of the obligation secured by the property to be sold and reasonable estimated costs, expenses and advances at the time of the initial publication of the Notice of Sale is: $ 595,500.62.

If the Trustee is unable to convey title for any reason, the successful bidder’s sole and exclusive remedy shall be the return of monies paid to the Trustee, and the successful bidder shall have no further recourse.

PURSUANT TO CIVIL CODE § 2923.3(a) and (d), THE SUMMARY OF INFORMATION REFERRED TO BELOW IS NOT ATTACHED TO THE RECORDED COPY OF THIS DOCUMENT BUT ONLY TO THE COPIES PROVIDED TO THE TRUSTOR.

The beneficiary of the Deed of Trust has executed and delivered to the undersigned a written request to commence foreclosure, and the undersigned caused a Notice of Default and Election to Sell to be recorded in the county where the real property is located.

NOTE: THERE IS A SUMMARY OF THE INFORMATION IN THIS DOCUMENT ATTACHED

NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on this property.

注：本文件包含一个信息摘要 참고사항: 본 첨부 문서에 정보 요약서가 있습니다 NOTA: SE ADJUNTA UN RESUMEN DE LA INFORMACIÓN DE ESTE DOCUMENTO TALA: MAYROONG BUOD NG IMPORMASYON SA DOKUMENTONG ITO NA NAKALAKIP LƯU Ý: KÈM THEO ĐÂY LÀ BẢN TRÌNH BÀY TÓM LƯỢC VỀ THÔNG TIN TRONG TÀI LIỆU NÀY IMPORTANT NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST DATED 01/09/2007. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. Trustor: Harvey D Holman and Theresa Jolene Holman, Trustees of the Harvey and Jolene Holman Family Trust 2006 Duly Appointed Trustee: Western Progressive, LLC Deed of Trust Recorded 01/19/2007 as Instrument No. 2007004030 in book —-, page—- and of Official Records in the office of the Recorder of San Luis Obispo County, California, Date of Sale: 09/06/2018 at 11:00 AM Place of Sale:IN THE BREEZEWAY ADJACENT TO THE COUNTY GENERAL SERVICES BLDG. LOCATED AT 1087 SANTA ROSA STREET, SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA 93408 Estimated amount of unpaid bal-

NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call (866)-9608299 or visit this Internet Web site http://www.altisource.com/

LegaL Notices MortgageServices/DefaultManagement/TrusteeServices.aspx using the file number assigned to this case 2017-02105-CA. Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. Date: July 30, 2018Western Progressive, LLC, as Trustee for beneficiary C/o 1500 Palma Drive, Suite 237 Ventura, CA 93003 Sale Information Line: (866) 960-8299 http://www.altisource. com/MortgageServices/DefaultManagement/TrusteeServices. aspx _____________________ ______________________ Trustee Sale Assistantt WESTERN PROGRESSIVE, LLC MAY BE ACTING AS A DEBT COLLECTOR ATTEMPTING TO COLLECT A DEBT. ANY INFORMATION OBTAINED MAY BE USED FOR THAT PURPOSE. August 9, 16, & 23, 2018

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CV-0493

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Nathan Paul MaganaRenteria filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Nathan Paul Magana-Renteria to PROPOSED NAME: Nathan Paul Magana THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 09/27/2018, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. D2 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: August 13, 2018 /s/: Barry T. Labarbera, Judge of the Superior Court August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CVP-0221

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Jose Soto & Julia Soto filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Julieann Dixie Bailey to PROPOSED NAME: Julieann Dixie Soto THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 09/05/2018, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. P2 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 901 Park Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: July 09, 2018 /s/: Linda D. Hurst, Judge of the Superior Court August 9, 16, 23, & 30, 2018

LegaL Notices ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CVP-0229

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Harvey Benjamin Curry Jr. AKA H Benjamin Curry Jr. filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Harvey Benjamin Curry Jr. AKA H Benjamin Curry Jr. to PROPOSED NAME: Benjamin Harvey Curry THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 09/05/2018, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. P2 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 901 Park Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: July 13, 2018 /s/: Linda D. Hurst, Judge of the Superior Court July 26, August 2, 9, & 16, 2018

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CVP-0264

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Trinette Rochelle James filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Trinette Rochelle James to PROPOSED NAME: Artemis Miloslotsniokova James THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 10/10/2018, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. P2 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 901 Park Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: August 08, 2018 /s/: Linda D. Hurst, Judge of the Superior Court August 16, 23, 30, & September 6, 2018

PUBLIC NOTICE OF LIEN SALE BUSINESS & PROFESSIONAL CODE 21700

Notice is hereby given that a Public Lien Auction will be held at Storage 101 1420 Ramada Dr. Paso Robles CA 93446 On Friday August 24th @10a.m. Contents stored in the following Units Will be sold: 271 Ramona Rios, 311A Jesus Roman, 505 Octavia Lazarre, 665 Laura Sarris, 282A Chad Carroll, 166 Brenda Victoria, 173 Jonathan Mejia, 608 Jaime Harris Auction Conducted by Hitchin’ Post Auctioneers Bond # MS 879-23-57 August 16 & 23, 2018

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LegaL Notices STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME

NEW FILE NO. 2018-1785 OLD FILE NO. 2018-0098 Mid Coast Properties, Mid Coast Property Repairs & Maintenance, 317 S. Main Street, Templeton, CA 93465. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 01-10-2018. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Eagle State Investments, LLC (790 Ashley Lane, Templeton, CA 93465) Above & Beyond Real Estate Services, Inc. (370 Ag Hill Road, Templeton, CA 93465). This business was conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Above & Beyond Real Estate Services, Inc., Joann Wall, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-16-2018. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By D. Chavez, Deputy Clerk. July 26, August 2, 9, & 16, 2018

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME

NEW FILE NO. 2018-1900 OLD FILE NO. 2017-0572 Arroyo Grande Glass & Windows, 1012 E. Grand Ave., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 03-01-2017. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Team-System Corp (848 Covington Drive, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business was conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Team-System Corp, Reginald Johnson, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-31-2018. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By Can.Wood, Deputy Clerk. August 9, 16, 23, & 30, 2018

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME

NEW FILE NO. 2018-1906 OLD FILE NO. 2017-2898 Beach House Inn, Beach House Inn & Suites, 198 Main Street, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 12-01-2017. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Beach Holding Inc (198 Main Street, Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business was conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Beach Holdings Inc, Shirlee A. Davies, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-31-2018. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By JF. Brown, Deputy Clerk. August 9, 16, 23, & 30, 2018

NEW FILE NO. 2018-1918 OLD FILE NO. 2013-1188 Hop On Beer Tours, 205 South Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 03-242013. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Brant E. Myers (1220 Oceanaire Drive, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business was conducted by An Individual /s/ Brant E. Myers. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-01-2018. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By Can. Wood, Deputy Clerk. August 9, 16, 23, & 30, 2018

SUPERIOR COURT OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA FOR THE COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO

NO BONES ABOUT IT, WHEN IT COMES TO PRINT CIRCULATION,

GO WITH THE TOP DOG. (us)

AMENDED NOTICE OF PETITION AND HEARING ON PETITION FOR ORDER TO COMPEL ARBITRATION CASE NO. 18LC— 0428

35,000 18,000

NANCY CARTER, an individual, Petitioner v.

SHAUN BLUME, an individual, and doing business as 3R Services, Respondent. Hearing Date: August 22, 2018 Time: 9:00 a.m. Department: 9 TO RESPONDENT SHAUN BLUME doing business as 3R Services: NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that PETITIONER NANCY CARTER shall and does Petition the above-entitled Court for an order to compel arbitration on August 22, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Department 9 of San Luis Obispo Superior Court, located at 1035 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo. California. The Petition is brought pursuant to Code of Civil Procedure §1281 et. seq. and Code of Civil Procedure § 1290 et. seq. based on Respondent’s refusal to participate in arbitration as required by the written contract entered into with Petitioner. The Petition is further based on this Notice, the accompanying Memorandum of Points and Authorities and the supporting Declaration of Nancy Carter.

(the other guy)

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DATED: June 14, 2018 /s/ Michael R. Pick Jr., Attorney for Petitioner, Nancy Carter Pick Law Office Post Office Box 1917 San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 August 9, 16, 23, & 30, 2018

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Rob Brezsny’s Free Will Astrology Homework: Make a boast about how you’ll pull off a feat you’ve previously lacked the chutzpah to attempt. Testify at freewillastrology.com. ARIES

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(March 21-April 19): “The prettier the garden, the dirtier the hands of the gardener,” writes aphorist B. E. Barnes. That’ll be especially applicable to you in the coming weeks. You’ll have extra potential to create and foster beauty, and any beauty you produce will generate practical benefits for you and those you care about. But for best results, you’ll have to expend more effort than maybe you thought you should. It might feel more like work than play—even though it will ultimately enhance your ability to play.

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): An astrologer on Tumblr named Sebastian says this about your sign: “Libras can be boring people when they don’t trust you enough to fully reveal themselves. But they can be just as exciting as any fire sign and just as weird as any Aquarius and just as talkative as a Gemini and just as empathetic as a Pisces. Really, Librans are some of the most eccentric people you’ll ever meet, but you might not know it unless they trust you enough to take their masks off around you.” Spurred by Sebastian’s analysis, here’s my advice to you: I hope you’ll spend a lot of time with people you trust in the coming weeks, because for the sake of your mental and physical and spiritual health, you’ll need to express your full eccentricity. (Sebastian’s at venuspapi.tumblr.com.)

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Author and theologian Thomas Merton thought that the most debilitating human temptation is to settle for too little; to live a comfortable life rather than an interesting one. I wouldn’t say that’s always true about you, Taurus. But I do suspect that in the coming weeks, a tendency to settle for less could be the single most devitalizing temptation you’ll be susceptible to. That’s why I encourage you to resist the appeal to accept a smaller blessing or punier adventure than you deserve. Hold out for the best and brightest.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “I’ve learned quite a lot, over the years, by avoiding what I was supposed to be learning.” So says the wise and well-educated novelist Margaret Atwood. Judging by your current astrological omens, I think this is an excellent clue for you to contemplate right now. What do you think? Have you been half-avoiding any teaching that you or someone else thinks you’re “supposed” to be learning? If so, I suggest you avoid it even stronger. Avoid it with cheerful rebelliousness. Doing so may lead you to what you really need to learn about next.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Sometimes you make it difficult for me to reach you. You act like you’re listening but you’re not really listening. You semi-consciously decide that you don’t want to be influenced by anyone except yourself. When you lock me out like that, I become a bit dumb. My advice isn’t as good or helpful. The magic between us languishes. Please don’t do that to me now. And don’t do it to anyone who cares about you. I realize that you may need to protect yourself from people who aren’t sufficiently careful with you. But your true allies have important influences to offer, and I think you’ll be wise to open yourself to them.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “Whoever does not visit Paris regularly will never really be elegant,” wrote French author Honoré de Balzac. I think that’s an exaggeration, but it does trigger a worthwhile meditation. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, you’re in a phase of your cycle when you have maximum power to raise your appreciation of elegance, understand how it could beautify your soul, and add more of it to your repertoire. So here are your homework meditations: What does elegance mean to you? Why might it be valuable to cultivate elegance, not just to enhance your self-presentation, but also to upgrade your relationship with your deep self? (P.S.: Fashion designer Christian Dior said, “Elegance must be the right combination of distinction, naturalness, care, and simplicity.”)

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Many of us imagine medieval Europe to have been drab and dreary. But historian Jacques Le Goff tells us that the people of that age adored luminous hues: “big jewels inserted into book-bindings, glowing gold objects, brightly painted sculpture, paintings covering the walls of churches, and the colored magic of stained glass.” Maybe you’ll be inspired by this revelation, Virgo. I hope so. According to my reading of the astrological omens, you can activate sleeping wisdom and awaken dormant energy by treating your eyes to lots of vivid reds, greens, yellows, blues, browns, oranges, purples, golds, blacks, coppers, and pinks.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): A blogger who calls herself Wistful Giselle has named the phenomena that make her “believe in magic.” They include the following: “illuminated dust in the air; the moments when a seedling sprouts; the intelligence gazing back at me from a crow’s eyes; being awakened by the early morning sun; the energy of storms; old buildings overgrown with plants; the ever-changing grey green blue moods of the sea; the shimmering moon on a cool, clear night.” I invite you to compile your own list, Scorpio. You’re entering a time when you will be the beneficiary of magic in direct proportion to how much you believe in and are alert for magic. Why not go for the maximum?

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Since 1969, the 8-foot-2 Big Bird has been the star of the kids’ TV show Sesame Street. He’s a yellow bird puppet who can talk, write poetry, dance, and roller skate. In the early years of the show, our hero had a good friend who no one else saw or believed in: Mr. Snuffleupagus. After 17 years, there came a happy day when everyone else in the Sesame Street neighborhood realized that Snuffy was indeed real, not just a figment of Big Bird’s imagination. I’m foreseeing a comparable event in your life sometime soon, Sagittarius. You’ll finally be able to share a secret truth or private pleasure or unappreciated asset.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Activist and author Simone de Beauvoir was one of those Capricorns whose lust for life was both lush and intricate. “I am awfully greedy,” she wrote. “I want to be a woman and to be a man, to have many friends and to have loneliness, to work much and write good books, to travel and enjoy myself, to be selfish and to be unselfish.” Even if your longings are not always as lavish and ravenous as hers, Capricorn, you now have license to explore the mysterious state she described. I dare you to find out how voracious you can be if you grant yourself permission.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): According to my reading of the astrological omens, the coming weeks will be prime time to vividly express your appreciation for and understanding of the people you care about most. I urge you to show them why you love them. Reveal the depths of your insights about their true beauty. Make it clear how their presence in your life has had a beneficent or healing influence on you. And if you really want to get dramatic, you could take them to an inspiring outdoor spot and sing them a tender song or two.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In her book Yarn: Remembering the Way Home, Piscean knitter Kyoko Mori writes, “The folklore among knitters is that everything handmade should have at least one mistake so an evil sprit will not become trapped in the maze of perfect stitches.” The idea is that the mistake “is a crack left open to let in the light.” Mori goes on to testify about the evil spirit she wants to be free of. “It’s that little voice in my head that says, ‘I won’t even try this because it doesn’t come naturally to me and I won’t be very good at it.’” I’ve quoted Mori at length, Pisces, because I think her insights are the exact tonic you need right now. ∆

Go to RealAstrology.com to check out Rob Brezsny's expanded weekly horoscopes and daily text message horoscopes. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700. © Copyright 2018

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