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November 23 - November 30, 2017 VOLUME 32, NUMBER 18

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This week cover Cellphone addicts aren’t bored. That’s a problem? ......................... 12

news SLO County cannabis decisions.......9 Parks wants to close Pirate’s Cove to cars at night......... 10

opinion SLO’s coming for your car ............. 15 Quality of life vs. development ....... 15

arts GALLERY: Collaborative art at Cuesta ........................................36 STAGE: PCPA gets freaky ..............39

flavor FOOD: A Thanksgiving survival guide ..................................55

ou know you’ve walked across a street so enveloped by that lit-up screen that you didn’t even notice hitting the other sidewalk. You’ve definitely either hit or almost hit a lamppost or a person because you were face down into your cellphone as you sidled along Higuera Street. But do you have an GABBY ROAD addiction? The answer is probably yes, so take It seems like people are a time out with the Bored and Brilliant tech engrossed in diet. New Times staffers did exactly that for their cellphones no matter what this week’s cover story, keeping a diary of the they’re doing, so New Times struggle, discovery, and boredom that came decided it was along with it [12]. time for a break. This week, you can also read about SLO County’s latest version of a cannabis ordinance, and it may change, again [9] ; the discussion about Pirate’s Cove and a potential nighttime parking lot closure [10] ; what one artist’s collaboration with strangers brought to Cuesta College [36]; why PCPA’s Freaky Friday is freaky good [39]; and how you can make it through Thanksgiving [55]. Camillia Lanham editor

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SLO reps to lobby for Diablo Canyon settlement at CPUC hearing

an Luis Obispo County government officials and elected representatives will convene in San Francisco on Nov. 28 for what will be their last opportunity to try to sway the California Public Utilities Commission (CPUC) to approve PG&E’s application to decommission Diablo Canyon Nuclear Power Plant by 2024-25. Within the application is an $85 million payout to local agencies and an employee incentives/ retention program for plant workers. Those programs—and, potentially, the entire plan for shuttering the plant—are in jeopardy after a CPUC judge on Nov. 8 recommended the commission deny the $85 million settlement as well as curtail the PG&E employee programs since they’re funded by utility ratepayers. The judge, Peter Allen, wrote that only state legislation could compel the CPUC to approve the programs in full, or the funding could come out of shareholders’ pockets. Allen’s ruling was a blow to the local coalition that negotiated the settlement with PG&E starting in 2016. Of the money that was negotiated to mitigate the closure’s hit on the local economy, $75 million was set to go to the San Luis Coastal Unified School District (SLCUSD) and $10 million was to be split between SLO County and its seven cities. The CPUC’s five-member commission will hear stakeholder comments on Nov. 28 but won’t make a final decision on the application until mid-December or later. Area officials say they’re focused on trying to convince commissioners that they were given the wrong recommendation from Allen. State Sen. Bill Monning (D-Carmel) and Assemblyman Jordan Cunningham (R-Templeton) sent a joint letter to the CPUC on Nov. 20 urging approval of the application,

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and Cunningham’s office confirmed he will be present at the hearing in San Francisco. “Everyone has been shocked by the preliminary decision,” Cunningham told New Times in an email. “We need to demonstrate to the commission that adopting the joint proposal is in the best interest of our community. It shouldn’t punt its job to the Legislature.” PG&E spokesman Blair Jones said the company will also be advocating for approval of its original NAIL-BITER Local community leaders will travel to San Francisco application. on Nov. 28 to advocate for the California Public Utilities Commission’s “We all remain unified approval of an application to shutter Diablo Canyon Nuclear Power in seeking approval for Plant by 2024-25. the joint proposal and the important programs Canyon] has generated,” Prater said. “The contained within it,” Jones said. difference is that we have been left with the In response to questions about the potential reality that if something were to go wrong, for Diablo Canyon to shut down sooner if the CPUC ruled against components of the proposal, we in SLO County will bear the damage that results from that. Given that, and given that the Jones said the approval of PG&E’s application, toxic material will be with us indefinitely after in full, would prevent “adverse economic and the closure, we feel the mitigated agreement environmental impacts that could be associated provides some remedy for that.” with a premature shutdown.” According to a 2013 economic study by Cal Eric Prater, SLCUSD superintendent, told Poly, Diablo Canyon has a $1 billion annual New Times he believes CPUC commissioners impact on SLO County. Once the plant is should be able to be convinced that the shuttered, the county will lose more than 3,200 community mitigation settlement is not unfair jobs, and the SLCUSD will lose 11.6 percent of to ratepayers, as Allen’s ruling asserted. its annual budget, according to a city of SLO “The ratepayers across the state of California staff report. ∆ have benefited from the power that [Diablo —Peter Johnson

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Arroyo Grande council discusses lack of recycling centers

If you plan on trying to turn your bottles or cans into a little cash in Arroyo Grande, you are out of luck. Recycling centers across California are on the decline, and Arroyo Grande is no exception. At a Nov. 14 City Council meeting, City Manager Jim Bergman said that there are currently no recycling centers within the city limits, with the closest one located nearly 10 miles away in Nipomo. Bergman said the situation in Arroyo Grande mirrors what is happening at the state level. According to an August 2017 report by CalRecycle, the statewide recycling rate dropped to 44 percent in 2016, the lowest it’s been since the state established a goal of 75 percent in 2011. Those lower rates and the disappearance of return centers could have a monetary impact on grocery stores, according to Bergman. “There’s a potential for increased financial impact to local stores,” he told members of the council at the meeting. That’s because, according to California law, recycling centers must be located within a halfmile of large grocery stores or the stores must offer recycling on their premises. If they are not

able or willing to comply, those stores must pay a $100 per-day “opt out” fee. According to Glenn Martin, an Arroyo Grande resident and commercial property manager, most large grocery stores would rather pay $36,500 annually than operate the centers. “They don’t want to deal with all the trash and the hassle … so it’s cheaper for them to spend $100 a day,” he said. Still, councilmembers like Barbara Harmon worried that smaller or family owned stores might be unduly burdened with the fees and have few resources to convince the state to make any changes to its recycling program. “They don’t have the ability to have an army of lawyers or lobbyists advocating for them either,” she said. At the meeting, Bergman said that thus far none of the three grocery stores within the city limits were currently paying those fees. He chalked that up to the fact that some likely fall under the law’s exemptions, which take into account residents’ participation in other recycling programs. “Most of our cans probably get recycled because we have curbside recycling in our community,” Bergman said. In an effort to encourage the state to address NEWS continued page 7

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the issue, the council voted to direct city staff to advocate for legislative changes to the program at the state level through the California League of Cities and the SLO County’s Integrated Waste Management Authority, and asked that Mayor Jim Hill write letters on behalf of the council to state legislators like Assemblyman Jordan Cunningham and Sen. Bill Monning. “It’s not good enough that the state gets a pass on this,” Harmon said. “They created this monster.” —Chris McGuinness

Paso Robles to consider a timed parking program

The city of Paso Robles is weighing the merits of bringing timed parking back to its downtown. Demand is high thanks to a strong local economy, and city and business leaders believe that it’s high time for a change to the status quo. Lack of downtown parking accounts for roughly $44,000 per year in lost sales, according to the Main Street Association of Downtown Paso Robles. Earlier this year, a Downtown Refurbishment Task Force convened and identified a timed parking program as “a top priority.” “Currently, there are no restrictions limiting how long a vehicle may park in downtown public parking spaces,” a Paso city staff report read. “Employees and, to a lesser extent, customers park for long periods of time in spaces that could be utilized better, and for shorter time periods, by customers.” The Paso City Council planned to consider entering into a consulting contract for a “conditions and needs assessment” parking study with Dixon Resources Unlimited at its Nov. 21 meeting. That study would eventually result in a “Parking Action Plan,” with short-, medium-, and long-range parking goals for the city. The council’s decision was not made by press time. It’s not the first time that Paso’s grappled with parking issues, and timed parking specifically. Timed parking was once established in Paso in the 1970s, but the meters were removed after the city established a Business Improvement District and constructed parking lots. In the 1990s, the city reduced parking requirements for new businesses “as part of efforts aimed at revitalizing the downtown,” which “has led to both real and perceived parking problems,” according to the staff report. The city completed two parking studies in 2002 and 2008 to address the issues, but “significant changes have not been implemented and challenges remain unsolved.” City officials told New Times that paid parking is not currently under consideration as part of the timed program. According to the report, the city intends to implement timed parking next year. —Peter Johnson

Gun shop owners arrested on assault weapon charges, DOJ mum on details

A husband and wife who recently opened a gun and sporting goods store in

Arroyo Grande were arrested on assault weapons charges after an investigation by state officials. Dylan Todd, 36, and Stephanie Todd, 34, were arrested on Nov. 16 following an audit and investigation of their business, The Outdoorsman, by the California Department of Justice, according to a short statement issued by the Arroyo Grande Police Department. The couple was briefly booked into the SLO County Jail on charges of possession of an assault weapon for sale and possession of an assault weapon. They were released on same day on $20,000 bond each, according to SLO Sheriff’s Department Spokesman Tony Cipolla. According to the business’s Facebook page, the couple opened the Outdoorsman in May. Photos on the same page show that the store’s wares include handguns, shotguns, rifles, and other sporting goods. While news of the Todds’ arrest rapidly spread through the county after the press release, the Department of Justice declined to release the specifics of the investigation or the circumstances that led to the couple’s arrest. “Pursuant to our policy, we do not comment on investigations,” a DOJ spokesman wrote in an email response to questions from New Times. As of Nov. 21, no charges had been filed against either of the Todds in SLO County Superior Court. Friends, family, and other local supporters are preparing to rally behind the couple in the wake of their arrest. A Facebook post made shortly after the arrests were made public announced that a fundraiser for the couple would be held at Red Dirt Coffee in Arroyo Grande on Dec. 3. “Steph and Dylan are the picture of the American dream just trying to survive as small business owners and support their family,” the event’s Facebook paged stated. The post also claimed that the arrests stemmed from the couple’s attempt to follow a court order to hold onto an AR-15 while its owner made private arrangements to transfer the weapon. As of Nov. 21, New Times was not able to independently verify those claims. The post also stated that The Outdoorsman would remain open for business with “some restrictions” on what firearms it could sell. New Times called the store and left a voicemail asking for comment, but the call was not returned before press time. In Facebook comments to a local television station, Dylan Todd indicated that the couple may issue a statement at some point in the future. “ … our lawyer has advised us to only provide a written statement to the media as words have a way of getting twisted,” Dylan Todd wrote. “We will get something together over the next few days as we are still dealing with the aftermath of all this.” —Chris McGuinness

SLO city may get three recreational cannabis shops

San Luis Obispo might become the first city in SLO County to allow a recreational marijuana dispensary. It might even have three. That’s the city’s current plan, as planning staff continues to write the rules that will govern the emerging cannabis industry in SLO. Community Development Director

Michael Codron told New Times he expects the ordinance to allow for up to three dispensaries in the city. He said the first draft of the regulations would be made public before the end of the calendar year. “Depending on direction from the City Council, adoption [of the ordinance] could occur as soon as May 2018,” Codron wrote in an email. The upcoming cannabis regulations will likely allow for indoor commercial cultivation and manufacturing for a combined total of 50,000 square feet citywide—but ban outdoor cultivation, according to the city. Any potential cannabis vendor may have to go through an application process based on a point system that would consider the history of its business operations, criminal background, financial resources, and whether it’s a local applicant. Currently, all cannabis activities are banned in the city, per an existing ordinance that was reaffirmed by the City Council in March. SLO wants to time its adoption of a cannabis ordinance concurrently with a citywide zoning update in 2018. —Peter Johnson

Grover Beach council will increase stipends

Future members of the Grover Beach City Council will be taking home slightly more money than their predecessors. Current members of the council voted 4-1 on Nov. 20 to approve a first reading of an ordinance that increases stipends for the city’s mayor and council members for the first time in more than 30 years. Currently, both the city’s mayor and council members receive a $300 stipend each month, the lowest of all SLO County’s seven cities. Once approved, the new ordinance would raise the stipend to $600 per month for City Council members and $750 per month for the mayor. The

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increased stipends are roughly equivalent to those offered to council members and the mayor in Atascadero. “I think it is fair and reasonable,” Grover Beach Councilmember Barbara Nicolls said. In previous discussions, members of the council indicated that they wanted to raise the stipend in the hopes that it might encourage more residents to run for office. During the meeting, Councilmember Mariam Shah estimated that she spends between 50 and 80 hours a month on council-related work. “If you want people who want to do the job and you want people who are representative of this city, you should at least make it so they can pay a babysitter,” Shah said. Councilmember Jeff Lee was the lone dissenting vote against the stipend increase. “I do this for the community, and realizing that this is not about compensation,” Lee, who is running for mayor in 2018, told New Times. If approved, the increased stipend will cost the city about $20,000 annually, according to City Manager Matthew Bronson. Bronson also said that, if approved, the increased stipends would not go into effect until December 2018, after the November elections. “As someone who is termed out, this certainly won’t affect me,” said Shoals, who voted along with Shah, Nicolls, and Councilmember Debbie Peterson to approve the increase. The increase will come back before the council for a second reading and final vote Dec. 4. As they prepare to finalize the stipend increase, the council is also considering voting to offer health insurance benefits to council members and their families, and providing council members with laptops or iPads. Those items are expected to come to the council at a later date. Δ —Chris McGuinness

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Budding rules As state cannabis regulations crystalize, SLO County aims to take them a step further

LO County supervisors continue to hash out what will become the local rules for the emerging marijuana industry, with the board set to meet on Nov. 27 for the fifth time in less than two months to discuss a cannabis landuse ordinance. The latest draft of the policy sets tight restrictions on marijuana activities in SLO come Jan. 1, 2018, when Proposition 64 takes effect—per a “go slow” approach by supervisors John Peschong (1st District), Lynn Compton (4th District), and Debbie Arnold (5th District). Those supervisors are in favor of making the 141 cannabis growers who successfully registered with the county last year as co-ops or collectives eligible to receive cultivation permits come 2018; banning both medical and adult-use storefront dispensaries in all unincorporated areas; and restricting personal and caregiver cultivation to six plants total per site (not per patient) and indoors only; among other restrictions, according to planning staff. Thus far, the local rules have been crafted without fully knowing how the state would regulate the market. That changed on Nov. 16, when the state Department of Public Health, Food and Agriculture, and the Bureau of Cannabis Control released longawaited “emergency regulations” for the macro market. The rules contain some surprises to industry members and elements that are likely to affect the local discussion in SLO County. For instance, a previously assumed 1-acre maximum grow site through 2022 was lifted in the regulations, so now there’s no size limits on cannabis farms. That has small growers statewide worried for a quick corporate takeover of the industry. “The challenges of regulating cannabis will be much more severe if we open the floodgates to large-scale mega grows too quickly,” read a California Growers’ Association petition urging the state to keep a 1-acre cap. “That is why Prop. 64 delayed the issuance of large-

scale license until 2023.” The lack of a state limit on acreage could mean that the SLO County supervisors will revisit their own acreage limits. As it’s drafted now, the ordinance doesn’t address a maximum outdoor grow size, but it does set minimum acreages required to have a grow varying by zoning—10 acres minimum for agricultural zones, 20 acres for rural lands, and 50 acres for residential rural—which some local industry members complain are onerously large. Another aspect of the state rules that could intertwine with the county’s is the regulation of edibles and cannabis product marketing. The supervisors attempted to place a prohibition on edibles in the county based on a worry that animal-shaped edibles like “gummy bears” would attract youth. But per the recently release state regs, edibles in the shape of “people, animals, or fruit” will be prohibited. In addition, marketing that appeals to children, like cartoons or the word “candy,” are also outlawed. The state also set tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) limits on adult-use edible products—another concern of the county supervisors—of 100 mg. Individual local cannabis industry stakeholders are reluctant to go on the record about the county ordinance as the supervisors near the finish line. The overall sentiment varies, with some growers broadly critical of the cap on cultivation and ban on retail dispensaries, and others griping about smaller details that, if left unchanged, would have negative repercussions. The ban on outdoor personal and caregiver cultivation has been criticized as an energy waste and a fire hazard. Limiting caregiver cultivation (people who grow cannabis specifically for medical patients) to six plants total, and not six plants per patient, is under the microscope, as well as the minimum acreages required to allow commercial cultivation. The SLO County Cannabis Business

COMING INTO FORM? The state released a set of regulations for the emerging marijuana industry on Nov. 16, but counties like San Luis Obispo are considering tighter restrictions, like a ban on outdoor cannabis grows for personal or caregiver use.

Association (SLOCBA) has come out in strong opposition to the supervisors’ policy direction, starting an online petition that has 760 signatures as of press time asking the board to reconsider its stance. “The current attempt by the SLO County Board of Supervisors to limit, restrict, and ban the number of legal cannabis farms, applications for permits, and retail stores in San Luis Obispo County, is a direct attempt to force legal cannabis farming and sales from the county,” the SLOCBA petition reads. “If these unnecessary and punitive restrictions are enacted, significant economic loss will result.” SLOCBA President Marie Roth said engaging with the county’s regulation process has been frustrating and that members aren’t happy with the restrictive approach. But she added that whatever is ultimately adopted, “we will

take it and do our best with it.” Jason Kallen, a cannabis grower and the president of the SLO County chapter of the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws (NORML), offered an optimistic view. He said compared to other counties in Central California, SLO is taking a more openminded tack, pointing to proposed bans on outdoor commercial cultivation in Monterey County, as well as tight restrictions across the Central Valley as comparison points. “A lot of people don’t realize that the [SLO] supervisors have taken a lot more onto their plate than they have to,” Kallen said. “I think this has a chance to be one of the better ordinances in the state.” ∆ Staff Writer Peter Johnson can be reached at pjohnson@newtimesslo.com.

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SLO County, Coastal Commission staff work toward Pirate’s Cove cleanup plan

LO County’s once big plans for cleaning up the illegal activity and trash at Pirate’s Cove have been reduced to the simple solution of closing the parking lot to cars from 10 p.m. to 6 a.m. The big question is: Will the California Coastal Commission let them do it? There are other items on the cleanup agenda, too, such as installing trash cans and bathrooms, grading the parking lot, and doing a regular trash pickup, according to SLO County Director of Parks and Recreation Nick Franco. But the potential sticking point is the parking lot closure. “Whatever we move forward with will likely be appealed to the Coastal Commission,” Franco said. “How can we approach this in a way that they might be supportive?” To answer that question, Franco, county Supervisors John Peschong (1st District) and Adam Hill (3rd District), Assistant County Administrative Officer Guy Savage, and others attended a meeting with Coastal Commission staff on Oct. 31. “I think everybody left the meeting with a positive feeling. … We don’t want to battle this, and they don’t want to battle

this,” Hill said. “Our two main goals are to increase access and protect coastal resources, which align with the Coastal Commission’s mission.” NATURAL SETTING SLO County is working with Central Coast District California Coastal Commission staff to come up with a Director Dan Carl shared plan that cleans up chronic issues at Pirate’s Cove. a similar sentiment via email, saying that everyone The Coastal Commission denied the bulk understands the issues and that county of that project in 2014, citing its mission to and commission staff members are preserve coastal access and the idea that working together to identify the steps they development of the cove would alter it. can take “to help curtail inappropriate In 2014, the proposed solutions were too activities at the Pirate’s Cove parking lot much, Franco said, and now the county in a way that can foster and improve the has a better understanding of what that ability of the general public to enjoy the means. Then, the proposal was to close site and feel safe doing it.” down the whole area from 10 p.m. to 6 The issues both parties are trying a.m., and what’s being discussed now has to curtail—criminal activities such as one subtle difference. prostitution and drug use, trash such “It’s not that we don’t want people out as used hypodermic needles and human there, it’s that we don’t want cars out feces—are the same ones that have there. So let’s not close the area to people; plagued the relatively undeveloped 2,000 let’s close it to cars,” Franco said. “Our feet of coastline since before the county’s approach in 2014 was to develop a park, attempt to address things in 2014. That and I don’t think the public wanted a park previous plan included plans to grade and out there. Our focus is to maintain that pave the Cave Landing parking lot, close natural character, and we just put in the the site at night, install picnic tables and restrooms, and improve the trails. minimal requirements.”

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But closing the parking lot is most likely still going to be a tough sell to the Coastal Commission, he said. Franco, who’s spent 30 years working and managing parks along the California coast, said he believes the only way to get things under control at Pirate’s Cove is to prevent cars from accessing the parking lot after dark. It would make it a lot tougher for people to cart in drugs and kegs and engage in illegal activities from the comfort of a dark car in a remote parking lot. Franco points to a decision the commission made earlier this year as a possible sign that the county could get approval. In June, the Coastal Commission approved a similar parking lot closure at Mad River Beach County Park in Humboldt County. If closing the parking lot won’t work, Franco said, the county has two other options: to step up enforcement activities by assigning more deputies/park rangers to the area (at an additional annual cost to the county) or to sell the property. “The whole reason we purchased the property was to be able to do a project,” Franco said. “If we’re not going to do a project, there’s not reason for us to own the property.” The Pirate’s Cove discussion is scheduled to go back before the Board of Supervisors on Dec. 5. ∆ Reach Editor Camillia Lanham at clanham@newtimesslo.com.

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he holidays are a great reminder to slow down and take the time to enjoy one another. It’s something that Gina Perrault said she wished she did more often with her grandmother who recently died. “I wish I would of had more time with her, but when she was alive we were very close,” Perrault said. She works for Home Instead Senior Care as the business development manager and is constantly engaged with the aging community. Perrault said that the holidays can be a difficult time, as many seniors don’t have loved ones to share the season with or can’t commute as often to visit their families. “When you work around the aging community, and they live longer than family and friends, their Christmas list starts dwindling down,” she said. “They start retracting from society, and it could lead to depression.” Families of seniors lead busy lives and the visits can often become less frequent, so local businesses, nonprofit organizations, and volunteers are coming together to fill in that gap this holiday season. To help bring a glimmer of hope back into their lives, Home Instead Senior Care has partnered with Peoples’ Self-Help Housing, and the Senior Nutrition Program (Meals that Connect) for its

14th year of the Be a Santa to a Senior program. At participating locations, a tree is adorned with ornaments that have the names of seniors in the program. On the ornament is a wish list of items that the senior is in need of or would like. “Some people are really specific and even write down the type of shampoo they want, and others ask for robes or blankets,” Perrault said. Some items that are really popular, she said, are adult coloring books, puzzles, and older movies like the John Wayne classics. The gifts are brought back to the participating location or to the Home Instead Senior Care office in Grover Beach. Volunteers and staff from the organization wrap and deliver gifts to their recipients. Perrault said last year was the first time she participated in the program. “I helped Peoples’ Self-Help Housing deliver gifts in Templeton, Atascadero, and Paso. It was such a rewarding experience,” she said. In just a year, the program has expanded its list of San Luis Obispo County seniors who are low income and in need of some holiday cheer to more than 500 individuals. In previous years the program distributed an average of between 150 and 200 gifts. The increase of participating seniors, means tree

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Tech New Times took the Bored and Brilliant challenge and discovered this cellphone addiction thing is a problem BY NEW TIMES STAFF

cleanse I ronically enough, I discovered the Bored and Brilliant project while listening to a podcast on my iPhone. The premise is pretty simple. Staring at a cellphone screen now eats up all of the time we used to spend waiting, thinking, or being bored. And we are less productive (and I would argue, less happy) because of it. We don’t allow ourselves to be bored anymore, and therefore (the theory goes) we think less creatively than we might. We daydream less. We fantasize less. We problem solve about our own lives and our futures less. We let our brains wander less because we are constantly occupied. Whether it’s on the toilet, at a red light,

or while waiting in line at the grocery story—yes, you all know who you are and you all do it—we’re checking Facebook, looking for that text we’ve been dying to receive, or browsing the internet. So, WNYC radio’s Note to Self podcast (Manoush Zomorodi) wants everyone to take the Bored and Brilliant challenge (which started out as a podcast series and was recently released as a book) just to see what they can discover. Basically, you cut one small cellphone type thing out of your tech diet every day for four or five days and see what it brings you. New Times staffers decided they were up for the challenge. Each person who volunteered to do the tech cleanse kept

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a diary of their progress and failures, and we’re going to let you in on what we figured out. For instance, I discovered that I am severely handicapped by my phone and I check it way more often than I previously thought. It’s like a nervous tic I didn’t even realize I had. I have a problem, an addiction to the power of the buzz, beep, and lit-up screen telling me that I just got a text message, a Facebook like, a follow on Instagram, or an email that just can’t wait for me to look at it. It interrupts my thoughts, my work mode, and my time with people. And it’s going to be a tough habit to break. —Camillia Lanham

THRILL OF DISCOVERY

They say that, sometimes, the hardest part of a new journey is taking the first few steps. I definitely felt that way on the first day of this challenge, which mandated keeping my phone in my pocket during transit. As someone who commutes into SLO each morning, that means pocketing all my favorite podcasts and blowing the dust and cobwebs off my radio dial. For the first few mornings, I will admit I was not a happy camper. Instead of hearing exactly what I wanted exactly

when I wanted to hear it, I was forced to scan and hunt for something I found interesting. In between the chattering of the morning zoo shows and seeming endless pop music stations, I found some great gems: classical music, old blues, amazing R&B I hadn’t heard in decades. As a journalist, there is nothing better than the feeling of having a world of information and entertainment at your fingertips. In fact, I have been guilty of occasionally snidely side-eyeing those “I’m taking a break from (insert social media platform of your choice)” posts and essays that seem to clog up my timeline regularly. I hate to admit it, but this challenge humbled me a bit, forcing me to consider that such sentiments likely have more merit than I was once willing to give them. The truth is that, like it or not, the ever-fluid immediacy of social media like Twitter, Facebook, and the internet in general, and its instant gratification can rob us of the rewarding feeling of discovery. Whatever we gain in the few quick taps on our screen may mean we also lose the small and enriching surprises that come from having to do a little work to get what we want. Like a radio station, sometimes you find something even better waiting for you between where you start and where you end up. Bypassing the journey robs you of the thrill of making it to your destination. While I was and will remain a fan of technology, gadgets, and all they offer us, this challenge made me think long and hard about what I might be missing when I let the blue-white light of my iPhone screen wash over me. What interesting things are happening just out of the corner of my eye? What opportunities and interesting people are passing me by? In the end, while I don’t feel any sudden urge to throw out my phone, I will certainly try and look up from it or, gasp, maybe even turn it off, far more often than I have been. —Chris McGuinness

IPHONE DIET

When I think of a cleanse, I think of the crazy diets that call for drinking fluids filled with vegetables because apparently I don’t eat enough healthy foods. Well, I guess my colleagues and I embarked on a technology cleanse because we might just be consuming an unhealthy amount of technology on a daily basis. I speak for myself when I say that I am constantly somehow linked to my computer or iPhone—I have my headphones in listening to music as I type this up. I admit it. I have a problem. Although each of the daily diet tasks sounded easy, it was actually somewhat of a challenge. I trade off between walking and driving to work, but in both instances— and at red lights when driving—I sneak a quick look at my phone, checking for a text or email. When I walk to work, I catch up on podcasts and music. Without any type of distraction on my morning routes, I had more time to map out my to-do list. It was a nice trade-off to be aware of my surroundings rather than getting sucked into a story. I also found it interesting when I deleted the Instagram app off my phone. During the cleanse, I already wasn’t able to take pictures with my phone so I didn’t have anything to upload. I decided to rid myself of the app because I usually tell myself, “OK, you get to take a five minute

break from working on the computer screen.” And somehow, I justify these few minutes by opening up my phone and scrolling through Instagram. How that even makes sense, I don’t know. I understand the idea of removing myself from the unending intake of technology. I’m constantly glued to my phone, and I get plenty of computer at work. I can definitely appreciate the need for boredom; it creates a time of creativity that I don’t give myself. I don’t really know if the cleanse worked very well for me. Every time I hear a notification go off, I still have to take a glimpse of my phone. But I am learning to use my phone less and less when I’m trying to fill a void in time. —Karen Garcia

BREEZY AND BRILLIANT

To be honest, Bored and Brilliant seemed like it was going to be a breeze. It wasn’t a hard-core tech cleanse, like a ban on all screens or even just my phone. None of the challenges took your phone away for even just a day. Instead, it was a nuanced, tiered concession of some of the most nagging tics we have with our powerful, addictive cellular devices. Weak sauce! Human willpower can beat our tech tics! Piece of cake, right?

Err, not so easy now. Then I had to delete Twitter off my phone. Suddenly my biggest time-sucker during idle time was gone. Did I go to read Twitter in the bathroom and discover I had deleted it? Yes, many times. I felt like a crazy person, which I realized is one of the points of this challenge: becoming aware of just how ingrained these habits with our phones are in everyday life. Once I stopped treating the challenges like an easy joke, I really started appreciating what they were helping me be aware of—both in the inward sense of my addiction to my phone and in the outward sense of paying more attention to the real world. I spent much more time observing my surroundings: the noises, smells, sounds, scenery, and the people around me, who were, more often than not, staring at their phones. —Peter Johnson

DEAR DIARY

Monday: I liked the idea of ignoring phone while in transit, though I felt some anxiety while walking with my phone in my bag to meet a friend and not being able to check it. What if they were running late and I had to stand there all awkwardly not looking at my phone?

THE CHALLENGE Inspired by listening to a podcast about Note to Self’s Bored and Brilliant project, we decided to see if we could detach from our phones and spend more time thinking and trying to be creative.

DAY 1

Keep your phone in your pocket when you’re in transit.

DAY 2

No photos, like at all—not for text, not for Instagram, not for your parents.

DAY 3

Delete your most-used app.

DAY 4

Take a break from the buzz, and put your phone away.

DAY 5

Figure out what you’ve been missing by checking out your surroundings.

DAY 6

Get bored. Watch a pot of water boil and build your dream house.

Think it sounds easy? Culminate the tasks day after day and see what happens. For more specifics, find the podcast online and listen for yourself: wnyc.org/series/bored-and-brilliant.

Well, it started out pretty easy, at least. I didn’t have much trouble cutting out my phone while in transit because I’m either driving or walking a short distance. So if I walked, I would just turn on my music or a podcast before leaving the house and keep my phone in my pocket. I was tested with ads on the podcasts, though. I felt strong compulsions (that I resisted) to press that six-seconds-fast-forward button five times to blow through them like I usually do. But easily enough, that first day was on the books. It got a little more interesting with the next challenge: no photos. Look, I’m not even a big photo guy, but I do love taking pictures of my cat. When she’s doing something hilarious or photogenic, I automatically open that photo app. While it wasn’t the second day when I slipped up, it happened frequently throughout the rest of the week. I would snap the photo of Mitten without any thought, and then go, “Oh no I blew it!” I did that like 10 times.

It was also a struggle not looking at my phone to play podcasts in the car on my morning drive. Radio isn’t that great, guys. Still, it was nice to not check my phone constantly throughout the day. Tuesday: I don’t take a ton of photos so I wasn’t worried going into day two. But I did kind of slip up and take a photo of a check that I was depositing via my bank’s app. Does that count as cheating? Wednesday: I actually deleted Facebook from my phone about a year ago, making Instagram the app that sucks the most of my time now. I don’t even post super frequently, but I find myself mindlessly scrolling through my feed a ton. With that app gone I felt way less inclined to randomly pick up my phone but also got bored when waiting around, which I guess is the point? Thursday: There’s no way on the iPhone to set an away message for text, and I don’t really have a problem with over-checking my email. So I compromised and set my phone to “do

not disturb.” It was relaxing not to be jostled by any jarring beeps or vibrations throughout the day. Friday: While out and about I wasn’t being super perceptive to the world around me, but I did notice a surprising amount of people walking around in shorts even though it was cold (but deceptively sunny) and one mustachioed man walking around looking very concerned. Saturday: Watching water boil is the worst and is about as slow a process as you’d imagine. Yet, it’s still not long enough for me to get truly bored and allow the chatter of my mind to stop. But watching water boil was a treat compared to building a house from random scraps found in my purse. I took no joy from the activity and kind of just tried to make a passable house-like structure. Overall I liked the premise behind the challenge, but felt it could have been harder and forced us to step back from technology even more. —Ryah Cooley

APP FOR THAT

At the mention of a “tech cleanse” I had two reactions: indignation and imagination. I already know that I do my best creative thinking away from my phone, and I self-righteously told myself I don’t have a problem because my phone’s only for texting and email … and photos, music, ebooks, shopping. Oh. That’s when I started to see my habits more clearly and to imagine a better use of my attention. Not looking at my phone while in transit was a minor challenge. I have the habit of checking something while walking back to the car after my daughters’ school drop-off. I kept my phone in my purse this week and was thankful for it. Keeping the camera off was more difficult. I have the habit of taking photos of my kids and texting them to my parents. I found that I was able to stay more present in each moment; I didn’t have to tell my girls, “Do that again so I can get a picture for grandma!” I could just watch and enjoy. Deleting the app got me. I use email and texting most, so I moved email off my main screen and turned off visual notifications (I’d already turned off sound notifications). This made me feel more in control. Then I realized that my most used app was Bitmoji. I love finding the cutest caricature for my texts … but, away went Bitmoji. I missed it, but I did feel freed of an engrossing habit. Now, after the cleanse, I don’t use it as much. I confess that once my work week ended on Wednesday, I didn’t do challenge No. 4 (an away-message), or No. 6 (something creative). For No. 5 (observations), I noticed that my mom’s jewelry matched her eyes that day, and the waitress at the cafe had gotten a cute haircut. Overall, I found my eye wandering to the phone’s screen much less frequently. I know I’m prone to becoming completely reactive to my phone and addicted to notifications and likes. The cleanse showed me that even without certain apps, I still have tech habits that send my attention to a screen; I need to be more intentional. Hmm, maybe there’s a Bitmoji for that. ∆ —Andrea Rooks

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Socially engineered city Greener pastures San Luis Obispo is telling its residents they must Let’s find a way to keep our best and brightest bike and is tearing the city apart in the process and maintain quality of life

he social engineers are coming! If you drive in SLO, or live in its neighborhoods, they’re after you— unless you ride a bike. Did you know, for example, the city spends only 50 percent of transportation funds making driving safer, more convenient, and relieving traffic congestion? Fifty percent! As Mayor Heidi Harmon put it in these pages, “We are no longer prioritizing the automobile.” In their remarkable online confession from 2015 (“How San Luis Obispo Established the Most Powerful Bike Funding Policy in the Nation,” bikeslocounty.org), Councilmember Dan Rivoire and Eric Meyer describe bike fanatics’ conspiring to insert little things into little plans nobody noticed to slip that 50 percent limit into the new General Plan. What we’re facing is coercive social engineering: government deciding our lives lack virtue and forcing us to conform to the way an in-group imagines things should be. That’s behind the attack on cars and the attack on neighborhoods, like the one I live in, which Rivoire has said is the first of many on the city’s destruction menu. I live on North Broad. To make biking “safer,” the city plans to rip the heart from our neighborhood’s livability. To build physically separated cycle tracks on parts of Chorro north of 101, North Broad, and Ramona, the city will remove seven blocks of residential parking. These are already safe bike routes, with

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no five-year police reports of bike/car accidents. Cycle tracks are not needed. Far from making biking safer, cycle tracks will make it dangerous. Curbside tracks crossed by dozens of driveways, each an unsignalized, often blind, intersection, place bikes in a dangerous position, made more dangerous by confinement within a cycle track from which there’s no quick escape. Cycle tracks leave bicyclists unprotected at the most dangerous points of travel, intersections. This track design has four intersections where bikes will make unexpected dangerous maneuvers—think left turns from the right curb. At ChorroLincoln, southbound bikes must cut a diagonal through a busy intersection of impatient freeway-bound drivers not expecting this weird maneuver. In my block, they’ll remove our parking for a northbound cycle track, but southbound bikes will remain in the traffic lane. If that’s safe, and it is, why put in any cycle track? The effects on our neighborhood will be devastating, but bike planners and politicians refuse to credit our concerns. Some homes lack off-street parking. Others have numerous residents with cars. There is spillover from nearby student housing. Street parking is already competitive. If most is removed, how will seniors continue to live in street-parking-dependent homes? A lot of us are asking the city, but they SOCIAL CITY continued page 16

irst, let me introduce myself. For 15 years I ran the Greener Pastures Institute (I once had an office in LA and had the toll free number 1-800-OUTOF-LA). Arguably, I encouraged a few people to move north to SLO County. (Even more would have moved here if it weren’t for Diablo.) Mea culpa, right? I did not fully move here myself initially, but to rural Washington state, where building officials refused to allow me to construct a straw-bale house on my 5 acres in a community of mostly innovative housing such as geo domes and rammed earth but also quite conventional housing. I had a professional architect. (FYI, it was not a hippie commune but a 2,000-acre, planned and subdivided development.) I was, I think, targeted. I pursued a lawsuit but ran out of funds. I ultimately lost my business and property and nearly became homeless myself. I eventually came to SLO County not because I knew of its “happiest place” reputation but because family was nearby and my wife and I could afford to. We reside most of the time in Cambria where we have a vacation rental. (Despite our ages—me, 70, and Eleanor, 68—we still need supplemental income.) I agree with Gary Wechter (“It’s OK to be a lefty,” Nov. 16) that government, despite good intentions, is basically at the root of our problems in not having enough affordable housing (or of letting local quality of life slip). It discriminates

against affordable housing such as what I planned in Washington and, for example, is reluctant to fully endorse something like the tiny home movement that Becky Jorgeson is spearheading through her nonprofit Hope’s Villages (where I once served on the board). Mostly, government wants building-code-approved standard stick-built housing even though plenty of viable alternatives exist. Of course, part of the reason for this is the tax base, builder fees, and other kickbacks government gets in approving such housing and other developments— but conventional thinking also figures in big time. Urban planners have advanced degrees and, like doctors, planners expect good salaries while they are imposing their often overly gentrifying standards on nearly every community. This isn’t likely to change anytime soon, if ever. But it should—and owner-builders, and subdivisions of truly affordable housing need to be encouraged. I don’t have a problem with “the marketplace” dictating who can live here and who cannot. Those who can are fortunate indeed if they can afford the housing. I say this even though SLO County seems to be gradually going the way of our northern and southern megalopolises. There are some ways unbridled growth can be restricted. In Cambria there is a growth boundary in place. And with limited water (no aqueducts, reservoirs, or major rivers), we have many residential GREENER PASTURES continued page 16

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don’t care. Rivoire told us parking on the street is illicit storage of private property in public space. On my block, five households with disabled parking placards will lose street parking, and three of those depend on street parking. Does it occur to the city this is not merely mean, but will put the city at odds with state and federal disability laws? Then there’s garbage day. You can’t put garbage in the cycle track, you can’t put it beyond that in the traffic lane, and you can’t block the sidewalk. So what do you do, wheel your garbage across the street? Can you visualize disabled seniors lugging garbage containers back and forth, 12 trips across streets carrying 5,000 to 7,000 vehicles, so politicians can brag about cycle tracks next election? If there’s no parking, how do we get UPS deliveries? Where does FedEx unload? What about big deliveries in semis, or moving vans, or tree trimmers with their chippers? How do we unload groceries? What about carpet cleaners with their hoses, or plumbers, painters, and other tradesmen? Shouldn’t a good city support its neighborhoods and nurture their residents? Shouldn’t seniors be cherished rather than harassed by bike policy? Does a good city tear the heart out of neighborhoods and persecute their residents? What happened to decency, compassion, and empathy? Underlying this harassment is the ideology that riding a bike is virtuous, that

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we with cars are not. In Rivoire-Harmon’s brave new world this virtue loop’s reversed. Rivoire declares biking’s good for us. Harmon’s confused: Biking saves the earth from climate change, yet she votes for awful things that destroy the earth. The new General Plan says 20 percent of all trips in the city will be by bike, 50 percent by vehicles—that’s one bike for every 2.5 motor vehicles! But planning numbers pulled from thin air seldom succeed. Can we achieve 20 percent? Nope. Bike-centric Davis—flat as a pancake with a century-old bike culture and 100 miles of bike infrastructure—struggles to maintain a 20 percent commuter bike share, making no pretext about “all trips.” Davis also eschews cycle tracks in neighborhoods. It would never do to a neighborhood what SLO proposes for ours. If we could achieve 20 percent, would

that have significant climate impact? The carbon reduction from 20 percent could be 3 percent. When bike fanatics claim hydrocarbon virtue, this piddling 3 percent is their best case scenario, but that hypothetical is wiped out by increased vehicle use (my neighbors hunting for parking, for example) and the energy embodied in cycle tracks, bollards, pavement, concrete, and bike bridges, plus on-going maintenance. It’s clear to me that city bike plans have negative hydrocarbon payback. We’d gain more by relieving congestion so traffic stops less. Of course, bike ideologues will not admit that; they’ll keep repeating their virtuous fairy tale. That’s the scary political part: evidence, reasoned argument, and fact play no role in countering City Hall’s brave new world of social engineering. They have the acceptable answers. We don’t. Case in point: When the City Council held a hearing on the Broad/Chorro plan last summer, close to 60 residents voiced concerns and thoughtful opposition; only a handful supported the plan. In response, Mayor Harmon said it’s important to move ahead because “so many people want this.” What public hearing had she just presided over? Apparently, not the one audience members attended. ∆

lots that will never be built on. But then, Cambria will never be an urban center because it has no college(s), port, or major employer except for Hearst Castle. Government, once it recognizes that the overall quality of life is deteriorating (problem is, that’s a very subjective determination), can restrict utility connections much as Cambria has done (you need to purchase a water meter to build, and few are available). The guy who is squatting on his lot there and who, horribly, lost his home in the Santa Margarita Hill Fire (“SLO County resident faces lawsuit, homelessness in wake of Santa Margarita fire,” Nov. 16), will likely never be allowed to build— sadly for him. Wechter says that if (or when) SLO gets too big for its britches he will simply move. But there is no “simply.” Moving is an option (and I know all the angles), but it’s usually expensive and terribly disruptive. It is ultimately very stressful, especially for the old and infirm. It can break up families. Do we really want to lose our best and brightest citizens? Losing Diablo and its $1 billion annual infusion into our community will likely spur enough departures eventually. ∆

Richard Schmidt is an architect and former city planning commissioner. Send comments through the editor at clanham@ newtimesslo.com or write a letter for publication and email it to letters@ newtimesslo.com.

William Seavey ran the Greener Pastures Institute between 1983 and 1998 and now lives in Cambria. Send comments through the editor at clanham@newtimesslo.com or write a letter for publication and email it to letters@newtimesslo.com.

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Who should pay the costs of closing the Diablo Canyon nuclear power plant? Mainstream opinion seems to waver between making PG&E customers pay through hikes in electric bills or making cities and counties find the money themselves to cover the effects on them of revenue losses from Diablo property taxes. PG&E spelled out a commitment to help localities cover the losses, and their favorite solution, as usual, is to soak the consumer. But a recent court ruling has nixed that approach and everything is up in the air. The one thing that politicians and pundits and media talking heads will not suggest is that PG&E should cover the costs themselves out of corporate profits. But to capitalist ideologues and apologists, that idea is an absolute no-no. “We can’t hurt investors, stockholders! They are untouchable!” Bull! This is the same PG&E that poisoned thousands of people in Hinckley, California, and no corporate executives went to prison. This is the same PG&E that criminally neglected its gas lines, leading to explosions that killed and maimed many, and destroyed homes and neighborhoods. Still no one to prison, Sure, they had to pay hundreds of millions of dollars in both cases. So why not now about Diablo? Don’t they kind of owe us? Shouldn’t they take one on the chin for “the team”? Let the corporate hacks absorb it, and make it illegal for them to pass it on to anybody. If investors no longer want to invest in PG&E after that, so be it. Seize the company and all its assets and make it a real and complete public utility finally. Compensate small and nonprofit institutional investors, but the fat cats can

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I am responding to Gary Wechter’s Nov. 16 comments that were directed at me (“It’s OK to be a lefty”). No, Mr. Wechter I am not protecting my biases, I am expressing them. I was encouraging individuals to study the actual economy, not the fantasy trickle-down model that is getting harder to find. Outsourcing defines our economy more and more. Outsourcing benefits big business and is a kind of trickle sideways that has drained our economy physically, morally, and financially. You did not like my use of the term “bully.” My definition of “bully” is someone who calls other people, names. Yes, your use of the term “lefties” might be cute but it is name-calling and it is misguided. I personally, in my 66 years, have not met a purebred “lefty,” one who believes the government should do everything for them. Have you heard of welfare for the rich? Google it for more edification. I think your stereotyping of “lefties” only indicates that your study of such individuals is most incomplete. I repeat, read, for a starter, John Bird’s, The Necessity of Poverty, I think you will find it refreshing. Barbara Alward Morro Bay

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yet to reach an as yet not defined “cultural bottom.” This is further compounded by historical revisionists who now further misinform students with flat-out propaganda that rewrites proven historical facts with politically motivated bilge. One such example is that some middle school history curriculums now teach that the Pilgrims did not come to America seeking religious freedom while in flight from religious persecution and that the first “Thanksgiving” was to thank the Indians who had helped them survive and not God. For the record, the “Puritans” who became the “Pilgrims” fled England in the years prior to their perilous voyage to America, first to Holland as they were pursued by an English King determined to force them to conform to the religious dictates of the Church of England. Failure to conform to the Church of England dictates ensured penalties ranging from forfeiture of property, to imprisonment, torture, and execution. These people experienced very real fear for their families and underwent extreme danger and hardship in their flight from England to Holland and ultimately, their journey to America. Holland was a tolerant trading-nation but pressure from England just across the English Channel was too great to bear to continue to provide refuge to the Puritan fugitives, forcing their further flight to America. After numerous delays and frustrations caused by damage to their

t’s that time of year again when local media reinforce the negative aspects of popular culture and unwittingly contribute to the general debasement of national traditions and in particular, American history. I allude to the almost now universal referral to “Thanksgiving” as “Turkey Day.” Popular culture has worked hard over the last generation to take down almost every significant national icon with even George Washington, hero of the American Revolution and our first president under the current Constitution, under attack. However, the debasement of present-day culture is more of result of intellectual laziness, the time constraints imposed by electronic media, and a dismal knowledge of or interest in our history by public opinion makers, such as nightly newscasters or even those who present the nightly weather report. It’s a casual, outreaching environment that attempts to connect with the public they serve, but their flippancy reinforces national ignorance of our traditions that are based upon commemorations of the hardships and accomplishments of those who went before us. Negative stereotypes of the political refugees who landed in New England in December 1620 have been perpetuated for decades in caricature. The 20th century was quite adept at taking down “the great” and reducing it to “the common,” which has CHC_Podiatry_Ad_NT_12-2017_mech.pdf

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ship, they finally arrived in America, not at their pre-determined location but at a windswept, barren Cape Cod. It was late December during a time when the “Little Ice Age” was in full form, bitterly cold, hostile (including the first Native Americans they encountered) with depleted rations and many ill on board. When they finally established a location for their settlement on the mainland, it was Christmas, a holiday they didn’t celebrate, considering it frivolous and contrary to their beliefs. They worked all day to erect shelters against the elements and provide some protection against unknown indigenous marauders. Within three months, half of their number would be dead from disease, starvation, and exposure to one of the bitterest winters New England was capable of producing. The end of the year 1621, thanks to local tribes that demonstrated friendship toward the Pilgrims, provided a small harvest to keep the survivors fed through the next winter. Unexpectedly, a group of about 90 local tribesmen showed up for dinner, bringing several types of wildfowl, fish, and venison to share with the Pilgrim survivors. The Pilgrims, a deeply religious people, gave thanks to God and shared what they had with their Native American benefactors. Contrary to revisionist historians, the exact date of the first “Thanksgiving Dinner,” other than being around the

harvest time, is unknown. Furthermore, the Pilgrims did not exploit the local peoples but enjoyed peaceful, favorable relations and friendship with them for the next 50 years. It was not until the “Pilgrim generation” largely passed and their Massachusetts outpost’s population expanded over the years by commercial immigrants that relations began to deteriorate, resulting in the bloody war of King Philip, which killed about 10 percent of the European colonists. The brutal legacy of this war permanently established enmity between the European and Native American populations which continued for the next 200 years, until the last battle fought in 1890 ended the American-Indian Wars. Back to my original point: Thanksgiving is about giving thanks to God, not gluttony. The term “Turkey Day” reinforces the basest aspects of our culture and robs our children of the knowledge of their heritage. If you’re not sure what to be thankful about, open a newspaper and read: By the end of the first few paragraphs you should have more than enough information to make you thankful for the privilege of living in the most privileged, free, and prosperous nation in world history. Happy Thanksgiving! ∆ Al Fonzi is an Army lieutenant colonel of military intelligence who had a 35year military career, serving in both the Vietnam and Iraq wars. Send comments through the editor atclanham@ newtimesslo.com.

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id I miss the memo that hell froze over? What else could possibly explain that 5th District SLO County Supervisor Debbie Arnold stood up for SLO County homeowners over the GOP’s tax plan? It’s true! The Debster actually dared to break lockstep with the Republicans, dared to question their tax ideas, and actually put her constituents over her ideology. Well, for a second anyway. On Nov. 16, Arnold attended a Washington, D.C., meeting of elected officials from high-tax and high-property-value states such as California, New York, and New Jersey to discuss the proposed tax plan with bigwigs such as Vice President Mike Pence. She told Pence that local residents would be hurt by a cap on the mortgage-interest deduction and the elimination of stateand local-tax deductions. Hey, it was a start! Of course, she went on to say that doesn’t mean she opposes the plan. First she needs to see a comprehensive analysis to see if possible benefits outweigh negatives, which sounds reasonable enough but also allows her to squirm out of supporting local taxpayers by arguing the tired, disproven, GOP BS about trickledown economics, the heart of their tax plan. You know the one! We’ve got to cut taxes on the rich so they can invest and start new businesses and hire people

and pay them more money, and presto-change-o! Even though your taxes went up, middle-class person, you’re somehow better off. Mm. GOP magic. Trump sure is making America great again … especially for rich people. That’s what happens when you elect a fox to watch the white hen house. And you know what we do to heneating foxes around these parts, don’tcha? In Arroyo Grande they capture ’em and kill ’em! (Dear Secret Service, this is not a threat against President Donald J. Trump. This is satire! Please do not storm the New Times and arrest an office appliance.) But seriously you know that adorable little gray fox that was hanging out in the Village of AG climbing trees and cavorting with puppies and generally being the cutest thing in the entire world? Yeah, apparently a neighbor complained that it got to some chickens, so the fox was trapped and euthanized by the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Wildlife Services department. What the hell? According USDA Public Affairs Specialist Tanya Espinosa, state laws forbid relocation, and gray foxes aren’t endangered, and it wasn’t that cute anyway. You know what? Most folks down in the Village liked that little fox, which had become an unofficial mascot. Let’s say the little fox had become too

used to human contact and wouldn’t survive a relocation. OK, then why not give it to that Zoo to You program run by Paso Roblesbased Conservation Ambassadors? Because I want to pet an adorable little gray fox or at least watch it do cute stuff with a puppy, and now it’s dead because it ate a chicken. It’s not like it groped a woman’s privates or moved to end net neutrality or choked out a high school student with a carotid artery chokehold. Huh? Yes, over at Mission Prep, their Director of Student Life Russ Griffith, an ex-SLOPD officer, allegedly choked a high school student in the cafeteria reportedly for saying the f-word, though details are in fucking short supply because the whole thing is being covered up. “Arg! Don’t choke me, bro!” Naturally about a zillion cellphone videos captured the Nov. 3 event, so the SLOPD showed up at 2 p.m. and investigated but didn’t make an arrest. Also, they’re not revealing the results of their super secret investigation, and even weirder, they’re uncharacteristically turning the report over to the SLO County District Attorney without recommending a charge against Griffith, instead leaving it to the DA to decide what, if any, charges should be pursued. Look, I don’t need to have a law degree or be a trained police officer to know

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that if you lay hands on someone, it’s not merely assault, it’s battery. Of course, anyone who knows a teenager surely knows that many of them could benefit from a good throttling, but we don’t do it because it’s illegal! Griffith is a trained police officer working with children. He should know how to de-escalate a situation, not exacerbate it, shouldn’t he? The unnamed chokee, by the way, was apparently a star on the Mission Prep Football Team; he played a game the very night of the incident, and the chokehold apparently left him uninjured. Still, did Griffith need to go full NYPD Eric Gardner on him? The kid used profanity. It’s not like he was selling loosies on an NYC street corner. Mission Prep Principal Mike Susank won’t say whether Griffith is still on leave, back at work, terminated, given a raise, or made the Director of Student Motivation. Instead Susank’s hiding behind ye ol’ “private personnel matter” canard. If I had a kid at the Catholic school, I for one would like to know if a kid strangler was still in a position of power. What really chaps my hide, however, is the thin blue line protecting an ex-police officer instead of holding him accountable for choking-out a kid. I’ll give you one guess as to what D.A. Dan “Police Coddler” Dow will do. ∆ The Shredder wants a tax deduction, a pet fox, and an un-choked neck. Send ideas and comments to shredder@ newtimesslo.com.

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Correction: In the Holiday Guide and Nov. 16 issues, New Times printed the incorrect price for entrance to the Cambria Christmas Market. The event cost is $5 to $20, depending on the night, and tickets can be purchased at cambriachristmasmarket.com.

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CAMBRIA CHRISTMAS MARKET Street market centered around celebrating the holiday season. Enjoy live entertainment, open-air stalls, fresh baked goods, traditional German hot spiced wine and other drinks, and more. Nov. 24-Dec. 23, 5-9 p.m. 805-927-3624. cambriachristmasmarket.com. Cambria Village, 723 Main St., Cambria. N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y

56TH ANNUAL DOWNTOWN PASO ROBLES CHRISTMAS LIGHT PARADE Featuring local, lighted floats based on this year’s theme: “There’s no place like home for the holidays.” Dec. 2, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-238-4103. pasoroblesdowntown. org. Paso Robles City Park Gazebo, Spring and 12th St., Paso Robles. S A N LU IS O B IS P O

42ND ANNUAL HOLIDAY PARADE IN DOWNTOWN SLO This year’s parade theme is Holiday Hoedown. Enjoy bright floats, festive marching bands, classic carolers, skateboarding elves, and Santa Claus himself. The parade route is nine blocks long starting on Chorro at Palm and ending on Higuera at Nipomo. Dec. 1, 7 p.m. Free. downtownslo.com/events/holiday-parade/. Downtown Slo, Higuera St, San Luis Obispo.

CENTRAL COAST CRAFT FAIR Includes both contemporary and country crafters and artisans from SLO County and around the U.S. Visitors are treated to free cider and cookies. Nov. 24-25, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. californiacraftshow. com. Veteran’s Memorial Building, 801 Grand Avenue, San Luis Obispo, (510) 285-6221. S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

15TH ANNUAL VILLAGE OF ARROYO GRANDE CHRISTMAS PARADE Village tradition starting at Short St. and heading west to Traffic Way. Immediately following the Christmas Parade is caroling, the lighting of the Village Christmas Tree, and a live Nativity Scene at the Harvest Church. Nov. 26, 5 p.m. Free. (805) 474-4068.

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51ST SOUTH COUNTY HOLIDAY PARADE The only daytime parade in South SLO County. Will run down Grand Avenue from 16th Street to 9th Street. Nominations for Grand Marshall and applications to be in the parade are available online. Dec. 2, 1011:30 a.m. Free. 805-473-4580. groverbeach.org. City of Grover Beach, 154 S 8th St., Grover Beach.

SOUTH COUNTY TURKEY TROT AT THE BEACH Walk or jog off a few calories Thanksgiving morning before feasting while helping those in need purchase food for the holiday. Trot happens rain or shine. Presented by the Grover Beach-5 Cities Rotary Club as a benefit for the SLO Food Bank in memory of Christine Allen. Nov. 23, 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Donations accepted. pismochamber.com. Pismo Beach Pier, West end of Pomeroy, Pismo Beach. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S

SANTA MARIA CHRISTMAS PARADE OF LIGHTS The Rotary Clubs of Santa Maria and Nipomo, Santa Maria Times and KCOY present Santa Maria’s annual Christmas Parade of Lights. Come sing along with the many floats and bands participating in the event. Held on Broadway from Stowell Road to Main Street. Arrive early to find a good parking spot and viewing spot. Dec. 2, 5:20-8 p.m. Free. 937-8521. smparadeoflights.org. Santa Maria Town Center, 142 Town Center East, Santa Maria. LO M P O C/ VA N D E N B E R G

LOMPOC CHILDREN’S CHRISTMAS SEASON PARADE The parade route begins at the corner of Pine and H Streets, proceeds South on H St., West on Ocean Ave., and concludes as it turns South on I St. The winners will be announced at Centennial Square, followed by the Community Christmas Tree Lighting. Dec. 1, 6 p.m. Free.

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LOS OLIVOS OLDE FASHIONED CHRISTMAS A fun-filled day of holiday activities to celebrate Christmas in Los Olivos. Created for the entire family, there will be a variety of crafts and activities for the kids and Christmas shopping opportunities for the adults. Visit website for full schedule of events. Dec. 2, 1-8 p.m. Free. losolivosca.com/losolivos-olde-fashioned-christmas/. Town-wide, Los Olivos, Los Olivos.

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GALA FESTIVAL OF TREES Enjoy a buffet dinner, champagne, live music by the Belmores, and an auction of live and fake trees. All proceeds benefit local non-profit organizations. Nov. 30, 5 p.m. $50. 805-927-3624. cambriachamber.org. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Drive, Cambria. N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y

WREATH MAKING FUNDRAISER Spruce up your home for the holidays while benefiting SLO County Special Olympics. Workshop includes fresh greens, 14” grapevine wreath form, ribbon and wire, and gourmet treats from local companies. Space limited. Pre-registration recommended. Dec. 2, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $35. 805-544-6444. sosc.org/sloc/ wreathmakingparty. Jack Creek Farms, 5000 Hwy 46 West, Templeton. S A N LU IS O B IS P O

6TH ANNUAL RAINBOW OF TREASURES HOLIDAY STYLE GIFT FAIR This fundraiser for Rita’s Rainbows, a local non-profit benefiting

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children in need, features handmade and vintage items from local vendors. Dec. 2, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 805-709-0360. ritasrainbows.org. Veteran’s Memorial Building, 801 Grand Avenue, San Luis Obispo. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S

14TH ANNUAL TREES OF THE SEASON HOLIDAY CELEBRATION AND FUNDRAISER Raffle to win trees, wreaths, and accompanying goodies. Proceeds will support educational programs and activities at the Guadalupe-Nipomo Dunes Center. Other raffle prizes include locally made wine and gift certificates to local restaurants. Wednesdays-Sundays, 6-7 p.m. through Dec. 15 $2 per ticket or $6 for 10. 805-343-2455. dunescenter. org/events/trees/. Guadalupe-Nipomo Dunes Center, 1065 Guadalupe St, Guadalupe. LO M P O C/ VA N D E N B E R G

THIRD ANNUAL CHASE SANTA TOYS 4 TOTS 5K RUN/ WALK Sponsored by the Lompoc Valley Distance Club and Marine Corps League #1340. First five winners to beat Santa Claus win a prize. Awards given to the top three finishers in ten age categories. Dec. 2, 9 a.m. $5 and an unwrapped toy worth $10 or more. 733-2255. River Bend Park, McLaughlin Rd. and A St., Lompoc, cityoflompoc. com/parks_rec/riverbend.htm.

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CAYUCOS CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING Enjoy Christmas caroling and more at this annual tree lighting on the corner of Ocean Ave. and D St. Dec. 3, 5 p.m. Free. cayucoschamber.com. Cayucos Beach, 10 Cayucos Dr., Cayucos, 805-781-5930. N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y

ATASCADERO HOLIDAY BOUTIQUE Features jewelry, paintings, baked goods, and more from multiple vendors. Dec. 2-3, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 805466-3775. Critter Care, 9895 Santa Clara Rd., Atascadero.

DOWNTOWN PASO ROBLES HOLIDAY CRAFT BAZAAR Entirely hand-made crafts for sale. Find that special item for holiday gifts. Vendor applications on the website. Nov. 24, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. pasoroblesdowntown.org. Downtown City Park, 11th and Spring St., Paso Robles.

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SPECIAL EVENTS from page 22 Enjoy a walk around the lake surrounded by live entertainment including musical groups, carolers, and Santa Claus. Presented by the Atascadero Lake Neighborhood Association. Dec. 2, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 805-466-2044. atascaderolake.net. Atascadero Lake Park, 9305 Pismo Ave., Atascadero.

LIGHT UP THE DOWNTOWN HOLIDAY CELEBRATION Ceremony for the lighting of Historic City Hall and Sunken Gardens. Enjoy live entertainment, complimentary hot chocolate, firetruck rides, a horse drawn hay ride, a meet and greet with Santa and Mrs. Claus, and more. A docent led tour of Historic City Hall from the Atascadero Historical Society will also take place. Live music will be performed by the Atascadero Fine Arts Academy Honor Choir and the Fairweather Four Barbershop Quartet. Dec. 1, 5-8 p.m. $15 for wine tastings at participating locations. 470-3360. atascaderochamber.org. Sunken Gardens, 6505 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

ST. LUKE’S EPISCOPAL HOLIDAY BAZAAR Featuring handmade gifts, yarns, jams, jellies, home-baked goods, and more. Dec. 1, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. and Dec. 2, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-4660379. St. Luke’s Episcopal Church, 5318 Palma Avenue, Atascadero. S A N LU IS O B IS P O

CLUB 91 CHRISTMAS PARTY A night of house, techno, and disco. Featuring DJ Felly Fell, DJ Bob Ross, Big Eye, Parker J, and Incubator. Nov. 30, 9 p.m.-1 a.m. Free with Holiday Toy Drive donation. 805-4394200. goo.gl/1YMsjh. Underground Brewing Company, 1040 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

DECORATING DAY AT THE SLO RAILROAD MUSEUM All museum members are welcome to come and help put holiday touches on the SLO Railroad Museum at this festive event. Nov. 24, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free to members. slochamber.org. San Luis Obispo Railroad Museum, 1940 Santa Barbara Ave, San Luis Obispo, (805) 548-1894.

HOLIDAY CHORAL CONCERT AT THE MISSION More than 50 artists will perform classical music, contemporary songs, and traditional carols. Dec. 2, 8-10 p.m. $10-$40. 805-541-6797. vocalarts. org. Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa, 751 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo.

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METHODIST CHURCH More than 50 artists will perform classical music, contemporary songs, and traditional carols. Dec. 3, 3-5 p.m. $10-$40. 805541-6797. vocalarts.org. United Methodist Church, 1515 Fredericks Street, San Luis Obispo.

HOLIDAY GREETING CARD WORKSHOP Make your own special greeting cards with instructor Suzy McBride. Dec. 2, 2-3:30 p.m. Free. 805-7815989. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo. HOLIDAYS AT THE APPLE FARM Enjoy family activities, visits and photos with Santa Claus, complimentary ornaments with gift shop purchases, home-baked holiday treats, and more at the Apple Farm Inn and Restaurant. Through Dec. 25, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. slochamber.org. Apple Farm, 2015 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805/544-2040. SANTA ON THE SURFLINER See Santa Claus step off the Surfliner at SLO Amtrak Station. From there, Santa will make his way to the private car at the SLO Railroad Museum. Dec. 2, 2:30 p.m. $2-$3 for Museum admission; free for members. slochamber.org. San Luis Obispo Railroad Museum, 1940 Santa Barbara Ave, San Luis Obispo, (805) 548-1894. SANTA’S HOUSE IN MISSION PLAZA Come visit Santa Clause at his house in Mission Plaza through Christmas Eve. Nov. 24-Dec. 24, noon slochamber. org. Mission Plaza, 989 Chorro St, San Luis Obispo. SHOP SMALL WITH US IN DOWNTOWN SLO Encouraging holiday shoppers to support neighborhood businesses with the Shop Small Passport. Passport holders can visit participating Downtown SLO businesses throughout the day and receive stamps for a chance to win a gift basket full of gift cards to local stores and restaurants. Nov. 25, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. (805) 781-2670. slochamber. org. Downtown Slo, Higuera St, San Luis Obispo. S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

CHRISTMAS CRAFT AND BAKE SALE Come browse unique handmade Christmas gifts and enjoy freshly made baked goods. Soup and sandwiches will be available for sale during lunch hours. Nov. 30, 5-8 p.m., Dec. 1, 8 a.m.-3 p.m. and Dec. 2, 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. (805) 481-9691. Grandmother’s Club, 1241 Farroll Ave, Arroyo Grande.

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decorating, and a fire pit for s’mores. Dec. 3, 5-9 p.m. Free. theartgalanipomo.com/christmas-treelighting-ceremony/. Gala De Arte Plaza, 136 N Thompson Ave. B, Nipomo, 805-550-9963.

annual Christmas Parade. Nov. 26, 5 p.m. Free. (805) 474-4068. agchristmasparade.com. Historic Village of Arroyo Grande, Branch and Short St., Arroyo Grande. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S

ELEGANT CHRISTMAS IN THE VILLAGE Owners and employees of Village businesses dress up in Christmas finery and serve treats and drinks. Enjoy live music and entertainment. Luminaries line the streets for an elegant touch. Dec. 3, 4-8 p.m. visitavilabeach.com. Historic Village of Arroyo Grande, Branch and Short St., Arroyo Grande, 805-458-3321.

HOLIDAY CRAFT BOUTIQUE AT THE MASONIC FAMILY CENTER Showcasing an assortment of handmade craft items from local artisans. Nov. 24, 5-9 p.m., Nov. 25, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. and Nov. 26, 12-4 p.m. 805-478-4193. Masonic Family Center, 700 Lakeview Dr., Orcutt.

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HOLIDAY HARMONY Enjoy fresh snow, bounce houses, crafts, music, cookie decorating, and photos with Santa. Tree lighting will take place at 6pm. Dec. 1, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. 805-7737063. pismobeach.org/recreation. Dinosaur Caves Park, 2701 Price St, Pismo Beach.

night filled with carolers, cookies and hot chocolate. Festivities start at 5pm. The Christmas Tree lights up at 7pm. Dec. 1, 5-8 p.m. Free. oldtownorcutt.org. Historic Old Town Orcutt, S Broadway and Union Ave., Orcutt.

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tree lighting in Pismo Beach. Dec. 1, 5-7 p.m. Free. pismochamber.com. Pismo Beach Pier, West end of Pomeroy, Pismo Beach.

tons of snow, various vendors, wine, beer, food, a light parade, and the Buellton’s traditional tree lighting. Dec. 3 Free. 805-688-7829. buellton.org. Buellton Recreation Center, 301 2nd St., Buellton.

SANTA IN THE VILLAGE Children welcome to visit with Santa on the front porch of the Conrad House. Saturdays, Sundays, 12-4 p.m. and Wednesdays, Fridays, 3-5:30 p.m. through Dec. 24 arroyograndevillage.org. Historic Village of Arroyo Grande, Branch and Short St., Arroyo Grande, 805458-3321.

GINGERBREAD WONDERLAND Enter your own decorated gingerbread house or come to enjoy the showcase along with live music, family activities, photos with Santa, and a Christmas cookie sale. Dec. 2, 4-8 p.m. Free. 688-4454. losolivosca.com. St. Mark’s in the Valley Episcopal Church, 2901 Nojoqui Ave., Los Olivos.

SANTA’S DOGGIE PARADE To kick off Small Business Saturday, Santa’s Doggie Parade will be held on the Avila Promenade. This year’s parade participants will receive goodie bags donated by Petco Arroyo Grande. All dogs must check-in between 10:30-10:45am. Nov. 25, 11 a.m.-noon Free. 805-627-1997. avilabeachcc.com. Avila Beach Promenade, 404 Front St., Avila Beach.

Part of the Los Olivos Olde Fashioned Christmas celebration. Enjoy live music, family activities, refreshments, and more. Dec. 2, 6 p.m. Free. losolivosca.com. St. Mark’s in the Valley Episcopal Church, 2901 Nojoqui Ave., Los Olivos.

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artists and craftspeople to find unique gifts for the holiday season. Booths will be placed throughout the museum. Free cookies and cider will be served. Dec. 3, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 805-686-8315. wildlingmuseum.org. Wildling Museum of Art and Nature, 1511-B Mission Drive, Solvang.

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Local vendors display art, jewelry, decor items, and more. Enjoy live music, food, and a free raffle. Dec. 2, 12-5 p.m. Free. 530-356-7635. Thousand Hills Ranch, 550 Thousand Hills Rd., Pismo Beach.

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SOLVANG CHRISTMAS CANDLELIGHT TOURS Take part in a tour guided by a costumed tour guide with everyone holding a battery powered LED candle. Learn about Solvang and enjoy traditional Christmas carols. Limit of 20 guests per tour. Meet at the Visitors Center. Saturdays, 5 p.m. through Dec. 30 solvangusa.com. Solvang Park, Mission Drive and First Street, Solvang.

SOLVANG JULEFEST PARADE More than 400 participants and 50 entries march, trot, cruise, and stroll along festively decorated Mission Dr., Copenhagen Dr., and adjacent streets. Dec. 2, 11 a.m. Free. 805-688-6144. solvangusa.com. Solvang Park, Mission Drive and First Street, Solvang.

SOLVANG JULEFEST TREE LIGHTING Enjoy live entertainment with dancing ballerinas, bands, caroling, and the arrival of Santa Claus to Solvang at this annual tree-lighting ceremony. Dec. 1, 5 p.m. Free. 805-688-6144. solvangusa.com. Solvang Park, Mission Drive and First Street, Solvang.

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ZEN DOODLE ADULT COLORING BOOK WORKSHOPS Relax and unwind with adult coloring books. Fridays, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. through Nov. 24 Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

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MOSAIC GARDEN ART RETREAT BY PASSIFLORA MOSAICS 3-4 day (depending on package) mosaic retreat. All skill levels welcome. Price includes food and lodging. Nov. 30, 4:30 p.m., Dec. 1, 9 a.m., Dec. 2, 9 a.m. and Dec. 3, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. $285-$490. 805-440-3054. passifloramosaics. com/index.php/workshop-calendar/ mosaic-retreat-camp-ocean-pines/. Camp Ocean Pines, 1473 Randall Dr., Cambria.

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ALCOHOL INK PLAY TIME AT THE PARK Apply the inks, use alcohol, canned air and other objects to get unusual effects on four coasters, four glass ornaments and dominoes for magnets. Nov. 28, 6-8 p.m. $40. 805-237-3988. creativemetime.com. Centennial Park, 600 Nickerson Dr., Paso Robles.

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OIL PAINTING MONDAYS WITH JASON MAYR Learn to paint still life in oil. Beginner to advanced students are welcome. Mondays, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. through Jan. 15 $30-$35. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay. org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

ALCOHOL INK PLAY TIME AT THE WINERY Experimenting with different

alcohol inks. Everything is included to complete six coasters, five magnets, and five ornaments. Wine tasting is available for an additional fee. Nov. 26, 1-3 p.m. $50. 805-2865993. creativemetime.com. Changala Winery, 3770 Willow Creek Rd., Paso Robles.

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SUCCULENT WREATHS AND WINE Enjoy a relaxing winery afternoon while learning to create a succulent wreath perfect for the holiday season. Dec. 3, 1-3:30 p.m. $70. 805-286-5993. creativemetime.com. Changala Winery, 3770 Willow Creek Rd., Paso Robles.

WORKSHOPS AND WINE Workshops include everything from mosaics to succulent wreath making. Pre-registration required. First Saturday of every month, 1-3 p.m. and First Sunday of every month, 1-3 p.m. through Dec. 31 $50-$75. 805226-9060. changalawinery.com. Changala Winery, 3770 Willow Creek Rd., Paso Robles. S A N LU IS O B IS P O

BLACKSMITHING: BASIC SAFETY The first class in a series of two that you can take to use the forge and anvil at the space. Visit the website for instructions and requirements. Registration required. Tuesdays, 11 a.m.-noon Free. 805-2421285. slomakerspace.com/blacksmithing/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

FILM AND TV ACTING CLASS For all ages and skill levels. Optional showcases with major Hollywood talent agents and casting directors. Sundays, 12-8:45 p.m. through Dec. 31 310-9101228. actorsedge.com. Mission Cinemas, 1025 Monterey St., SLO.

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the perfect holiday gift using local sea glass. All materials are provided to make one necklace and two earrings. Tools are available for use during workshop. No experience necessary. Reregistration is required. Wine tasting for an additional fee. Dec. 2, 1-3 p.m. $50. 805-286-5993. creativemetime. com. Changala Winery, 3770 Willow Creek Rd., Paso Robles.

HOLIDAY GREETING CARDS WORKSHOP Join instructor Suzy McBride at the SLO Library to get an early start on the holiday season and make your own special greeting cards. Space is limited and registration is required. Dec. 2, 2 p.m. 805-7815989. slochamber.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

Coffee-infused edibles from Apple Farm. Raffles throughout the day, including winning free coffee for 6 months,* and winning a chance to roast your own coffee.

*Two pounds of coffee per month, winner pays for shipping if needed.

INTRO TO 3D PRINTING Learn how to use the 3D Printers and software. Once certified, and if Basic Safety has been passed, users can utilize the 3D printers with their own filament or pay for the filament onsite through membership, or free weekly SLO County Library Hours. Wednesdays, 7-8 p.m. $50. 242-1285. slomakerspace.com/3dprinting/#class. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo. INTRO TO CERAMICS STUDIO Take and pass our Intro to Ceramics Studio and have 24/7 unsupervised access to our Ceramics Studio. Previous ceramics experience required, or our Intro to Ceramics class. 25lb of clay comes with this class. Last Monday of every month, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $50. 242-1285. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo, slomakerspace.com. INTRO TO LASER CUTTER AND ENGRAVER

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Learn how to use a 100 watt laser cutter and engraver. Users who are certified, and have passed Basic Safety, can use it on their own through membership, or through free SLO County Library Hours for and $0.50/min. cutting time. Mondays, 7-10 p.m. $50. 242-1285. slomakerspace. com/laser-cutting-and-engraving/#class. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

INTRO TO MIG WELDING Learn how to use the welder and welding station. Certified students who have passed Basic Safety can use the welding area through membership or during Free SLO County Library cardholder hours. Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. $50. 242-1285. slomakerspace.com/store/intro-tomig-welding-class/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

LEATHERCRAFTING: BASIC SAFETY For people with no previous leathercraft experience. Includes overview and training of common leatherworking tools, safe tool use, and a discussion of materials needed for leathercraft. Last Thursday of every month, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace.com/leathercrafting/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

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POTTERY CLASSES Beginners welcome. Classes are held mornings , afternoons and evenings. Learn how to throw on the pottery wheel or sculpt and hand build. Contact for more info and full schedule of classes. Tuesdays-Saturdays. through Nov. 24 $30. 805-896-6197. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo. SLOMA ART SCHOOL CLASSES: AGES 5-6 Month-long after school art classes for 5 to 6 year olds. Price includes all materials. Mondays, 3:154:45 p.m. through March 26 $48. 805-543-8562. ARTS continued page 26

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ARTS from page 24 sloma.org/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

SLOMA ART SCHOOL CLASSES: AGES 9-12 Month-long after school art classes for 9 to 12 year olds. Price includes all materials. Wednesdays, 3:15-4:45 p.m. through Nov. 29 $48. 805-5438562. sloma.org/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

SQUARE DANCE CLASSES No partner needed. Comfortable clothes and shoes advised. Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. through Feb. 1 $5-$6. 805776-3684. ccsda.net. SLO Guild Hall, 2880 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. WOODTURNING Basic Safety, Spindle, Bowl Turning I, Bowl Turning II and Advanced class. Saturdays, Sundays, 10 a.m.-noon $50. 805-2421285. slomakerspace.com/woodturning/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S

BALLROOM, LATIN, AND SWING LESSONS Marie King and Kings of Swing offer dance lessons for all ages and skill levels. Couples and singles welcome. Wednesdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $36 for 4-week session. 928-7799. Oasis Senior Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt.

COUNTRY TWO STEP DANCE LESSONS From the basics to a variety of patterns. Dancers of all skill levels welcome. Thursdays, 6:15-7 p.m. $8. 805-680-5695. Oasis Senior Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt.

EVERYBODY CAN DANCE Ballet workout classes for teens and adults. Tuesdays, 6 p.m. 937-6753. everybodycandance.webs.com. Everybody Can Dance, 628 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.

INTRODUCTORY BALLET 1 Tuesdays, 5 p.m. 9376753. everybodycandance.webs.com. Everybody Can Dance, 628 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. INTRODUCTORY BALLET 2 Wednesdays, 6 p.m. and Fridays 937-6753. everybodycandance.webs. com. Everybody Can Dance, 628 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.

INTRODUCTORY BALLET 3 Wednesdays, 6 p.m. 937-6753. everybodycandance.webs.com. Everybody Can Dance, 628 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. SWING DANCE CLASS No experience or partner required. Mondays, 7-9 p.m. through Dec. 18 $10. 805 937 1574. CentralCoastSwingDance.com. Old Town Brew, 338 W. Tefft St, Nipomo. UKULELE CLASS Wednesdays, 11:30 a.m. 9287799. Oasis Senior Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt.

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ART AFTER DARK PASO Enjoy premium wine tasting with Ecluse and live music by Laura Ruth. Dec. 2, 6-9 p.m. $8 for wine tasting. 805-2389800. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, studiosonthepark.org.

GARY KRAMER GUITAR GIVEAWAY Only 100 raffle tickets will be sold. The winning ticket will be drawn by Kramer himself immediately prior to the Downtown Holiday Lighting Ceremony. Nov. 24 $30. 805-238-9800. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, studiosonthepark.org. S A N LU IS O B IS P O

JULIA MORGAN BUILDING TOUR Member docents will guide you through our historic building and grounds. Tours may also be arranged by appointment. Mondays, 2-5 p.m. Free. 805-5410594. themondayclubslo.org. The Monday Club, 1815 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo. S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

SANTA’S WORKSHOP FINE ART AND CRAFT FAIRE Follows the South County Holiday Parade. Features handmade items by local crafters. Enjoy family activities, live music performed by Critical Mass, and more. Vendors may download an application online. Dec. 2, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. $45-$52. 805-473-4580. groverbeach.org. Ramona Garden Park Center, 993 Ramona Ave., Grover Beach. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S

POETRY NIGHT Come enjoy an evening of poetry featuring readings from others or works of your own. First Friday of every month, 6 p.m. Free. 314-2368. Broadway Books, 906 S Broadway Suite B, Santa Maria. S A N TA Y N E Z VA L L E Y

CHRISTMAS ARTISAN BOUTIQUE Part of the Los Olivos Olde Fashioned Christmas celebration. Dec. 2, 12-7 p.m. losolivosca.com. Santa Ynez Valley Grange Hall, 2374 Alamo Pintado, Los Olivos.

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CELEBRATING FALL AT THE CAMBRIA CENTER FOR THE ARTS See how area artists interpret autumn in all sorts of creative ways at this themed exhibit. Thursdays, Fridays, Sundays, 1-4 p.m. through Nov. 26 Free. cambriacenterforthearts.org/. Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria.

FEATURED ARTIST: LOUISE LUTHI

Through Nov. 29, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare. com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 10, Morro Bay.

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FEATURED ARTIST: SPANKY ANDERSON

Through Nov. 29, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. 805-7721068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 10, Morro Bay.

OIL AND WATER DO MIX Patricia Willmott (oil painter) and Sherry Andrews (watercolorist) paint together, side by side, creating complimentary, yet distinctive, views of the picturesque coastal landscape. Tuesdays-Saturdays. through Nov. 29 Free. 805-927-4336. slolibrary.org. Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria.

RICHARD ROWE HOLIDAY GIFT STUDIO TOUR Part of the third annual Holiday Gift Studio Tour to benefit CASA in SLO. Celebrate holiday gift-giving with unique and affordable artful gifts. A portion of the art sales will directly benefit CASA. Dec. 2 and Dec. 3 roweclayworks.com. Richard Rowe Clayworks, 387 Quintana, Morro Bay.

SOJOURNS: PAINTINGS AND PHOTOGRAPHY BY JILL THAYER, PH.D. Thayer’s impressionistic abstracts and digital media are inspired by the panoramic vistas of the region. Gallery open daily 10am-5:30pm. Through Nov. 29 Free. 805-2380725. castorocellars.com/events. Castoro Cellars, 1315 N. Bethel Rd., Templeton.

WINTER FAIRE AND JURIED CRAFT SHOW Hosted by the Morro Bay Art Association. A collective of paintings, photography, jewelry, and fine crafts. Through Dec. 22, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y

MANAQUIN MADNESS Paper mosaic mannequins created with recycled paper. FridaysSundays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. through Nov. 30 805-2868380. changalawinery.com. Changala Winery, 3770 Willow Creek Rd., Paso Robles.

TRANSPARENTLY APPARENT An exhibit by local glass artist Nathan Doster. Opens Nov. 11 with a reception at 6pm. Through Jan. 10, 2018 Free. 805-466-3684. ärt/, 5806 Traffic Way, Atascadero. S A N LU IS O B IS P O

BONSTELL HOLIDAY GIFT STUDIO TOUR Part of the third annual Holiday Gift Studio Tour to benefit CASA in SLO. Celebrate holiday gift-giving with unique and affordable artful gifts. A portion of the art sales will directly benefit CASA. Dec. 2 and Dec. 3 bonestellstudios.com. Bonstell Studios, 2008 Ferrell, Los Osos.

FRAGMENTS The Painters Group’s latest exhibition. Juror Margaret Korisheli selected the artwork to be exhibited, and will select 3 Juror Award Winners on opening night. Through Nov. 26, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/education/youth-summerart-camps.php. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

LITTLE TREASURES A group show featuring talented local artists showcasing their work. This exhibit ranges across all 2D and 3D art mediums. Through Dec. 31 Free. 805-747-4200. artcentralartsupply.com/Gallery.php. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

PANDORA ARTS HOLIDAY GIFT STUDIO TOUR Part of the third annual Holiday Gift Studio Tour to benefit CASA in SLO. Celebrate holiday gift-giving with unique and affordable artful gifts. A portion of the art sales will directly benefit CASA. Dec. 2 and Dec. 3 pandoraarts.com. Pandora Arts, 350 Mitchell Dr., Los Osos.

ROD BAKER HOLIDAY GIFT STUDIO TOUR Part of the third annual Holiday Gift Studio Tour to benefit CASA in SLO. Celebrate holiday gift-giving with unique and affordable artful gifts. A portion of the art sales will directly benefit CASA. Dec. 2 and Dec. 3 rodbakerglass.com. Central Coast Glass Cottage, 1279 2nd St., Los Osos.

SELECTIONS: NYC A reflection of the diversity one would encounter on wandering through the multitudinous galleries of New York’s arts districts. The works chosen represent a wide variety of subject matter and studio practices. Mondays, Wednesdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through Jan. 1 805-543-8562. sloma.org/exhibits/coming-next.

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TURKEY TIME

The sixth annual South County Turkey Trot takes place Nov. 23 at 8:30 a.m. at Pismo Beach. Lineup starts at 8 a.m. on the south side of the pier. Registration is not required. The event is free, but a donation of $1 or more is requested. Visit southcountyturkeytrot.com for more info. —C.W. php?event=1467. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S

PTA/PTSA REFLECTIONS ART PROGRAM Featuring selected student artwork in the Santa Maria and Orcutt School Districts. A combination of visual art, photography, and literature. Nov. 24, 5-9 p.m., Nov. 25, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. and Nov. 26, 12-4 p.m. 805-478-4193. Masonic Family Center, 700 Lakeview Dr., Orcutt.

PYROMETRIC: NEW WORKS BY CERAMIST AMIKO MATSUO Ceramic sculptures and paintings done with Phos-Chek fire retardant and ash. Through Dec. 1 Ann Foxworthy Gallery, 800 S. College Dr., Santa Maria, 922-6966, Ext. 3252. S A N TA Y N E Z VA L L E Y

THE STUDENT AND THE TEACHER Showcases paintings of ranching life by Theodore Waddell and Isabelle Johnson, Waddell’s former teacher. ongoing 805-686-8315. wildlingmuseum.org. Wildling Museum of Art and Nature, 1511-B Mission Drive, Solvang.

CALLS FOR ARTISTS S A N LU IS O B IS P O

CENTRAL COAST WATERCOLOR SOCIETY AQUARIUS 2018 WATERMEDIA EXHIBITION Juror is Oakland watercolorist Michael Reardon. Call is open to both members/non-members. Watermedia artists living in CA, OR, and WA welcome. Through Dec. 1, midnight-11:45 p.m. $25-$55 entry fee. 805-995-1175. ccwsart.com/ aquarius-2018-show.html. Central Coast Watercolor Society, 1551 Eto Circle, San Luis Obispo.

STAGE N O R T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

THE LAST FLAPPER The story of Zelda Fitzgerald,

wife of F. Scott Fitzgerald. Set in an insane asylum on the last day of Zelda’s life. Fridays, Saturdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m. and Sundays, 3-5 p.m. through Nov. 26 $25. 805-927-3877. pewterploughplayhouse. net/. Pewter Plough Playhouse, 828 Main St., Cambria. S A N LU IS O B IS P O

12TH ANNUAL WINTERDANCE CELTIC CHRISTMAS CELEBRATION Molly’s Revenge and special guest vocalist Christa Burch with Irish dancers will present an evening of music, song and dance associated with the festive season. The performance will include Christmas songs both old and new, all played with a Celtic twist. Dec. 1, 7 p.m. $10-$25. mollysrevenge.com. South Bay Community Center, 2180 Palisades Ave., Los Osos, (805) 528-4169. PICK A CHRISTMAS STORY Back by popular demand for the fourth year in a row. Weekday showings at 7pm and weekends at 2pm.

Wednesdays-Sundays. through Dec. 23 $20$38. 805-786-2440. slorep.org. San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre, 888 Morro St., San Luis Obispo.

ELF: THE MUSICAL Buddy, a human raised as an elf at the North Pole, embarks on a journey to New York City to find his birth father, discover his true identity, and help New York remember the true meaning of Christmas. Nov. 29, 7 p.m. $65-$95. 805-756-4849. calpolyarts.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. IMPROV COMEDY SHOW Fast-paced improv comedy shows performed by the ensemble of Central Coast Comedy Theater. All shows are based on audience suggestions making every show unique. Saturdays, 8-10 p.m. $5. centralcoastcomedytheater.com. Kreuzberg Coffee Company, 685 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, 803-430-0260. SHORT FORM IMPROV COMEDY SHOW The talented ensemble of CCCT are back with their electrically funny, interactive short-form and mesmerizing long-form comedy shows. Saturdays, 8-10 p.m. through Dec. 9 $5. 805-242-3109. centralcoastcomedytheater.com. Kreuzberg Coffee Company, 685 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo.

UNDERGROUND COMEDY NIGHT Enjoy live comedy, drinks, and more. Thursdays, 9-10:30 p.m. through Dec. 29 Free. 805-439-4200. facebook. com/Undergroundbrewco/?ref=aymt_homepage_ panel. Underground Brewing Company, 1040 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

THE GREAT AMERICAN MELODRAMA’S HOLIDAY EXTRAVAGANZA Triple bill that features Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, zany characters in a fractured fairy-tale opera, and the seasonal music in the Holiday Vaudeville Revue. Through Dec. 31 americanmelodrama.com. Great American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S

FREAKY FRIDAY A modern fairytale based on the novel by Mary Rodgers and two Disney films. When an overworked mother and her teenage daughter magically swap bodies, they have just one day to put things right again before mom’s big wedding. Through Dec. 23, 1:30 & 7 p.m. pcpa.org. Marian Theatre, 800 S. College Drive, Santa Maria. LO M P O C/ VA N D E N B E R G

AN IMPLAUSIBLE CLAUS The Lompoc Civic Theatre presents Nikki Harmon’s short comedy about the meeting of two improbably paired friends around Christmas time. Enjoy Christmas carols, refreshments and a visit from Santa after the performance. Admission is free but donations will be accepted to the Lompoc Food Pantry. Dec. 1, 7:30 p.m., Dec. 2, 2 & 7:30 p.m. and Dec. 3, 2 p.m. Free. 805-735-2281. Stone Pine Hall, 210 South H Street, Lompoc, lompocmuseum.org/ pine.php. ARTS continued page 27

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ARTS from page 26

BROWN BAG CONCERT First Friday of every

AUDITIONS S A N LU IS O B IS P O

HOLIDAY CHORUS AUDITIONS The Pacific Horizon Chorus, affiliated with Sweet Adeline’s International, invites women of all ages to audition for a special Holiday Chorus with performances scheduled for Dec. 8 and 9. All holiday songs are arranged in four-part a cappella barbershop style. Tuesdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. through Dec. 5 Free. 805-782-9951. United Methodist Church, 1515 Fredericks Street, San Luis Obispo, sloumc.com/.

MUSIC LIVE MUSIC

month, 12-1 p.m. Free. 805-543-5451. fpcslo.org. First Presbyterian Church of San Luis Obispo, 981 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo.

BROWN BAG CONCERT: THE SAGE HARP ENSEMBLE Dec. 1, 12-12:45 p.m. Free. 805-5435451. fpcslo.org. First Presbyterian Church of San Luis Obispo, 981 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo.

CAL POLY CHOIRS: HOLIDAY KALEIDOSCOPE A collaborative celebration of choral music with holiday favorites, carols, and more. Both performances will feature the high schools of Arroyo Grande, Morro Bay, and San Luis Obispo alongside the Cal Poly Choirs. Dec. 2, 7:30 p.m. $12-$14 general; $9-$12 students. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

CAL POLY FALL JAZZ CONCERT The repertoire

N O R T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

CENTRAL COAST JAZZ INSTITUTE BAND Each evening features one of Charlie Shoemake’s jazz musicians, accompanied by Matthew Evans on Bass and Tom Brown on Drums. Charlie is on vibraphone and his wife Sandi sings. Every other Thursday, 7-9:30 p.m. Free admission/suggested donation $15. 805-927-0179. pewterploughplayhouse.org/ Entertainment/music-ccji.html. Pewter Plough Playhouse, 828 Main St., Cambria.

THE REAL BLUES JAM SOUTH Ted Waterhouse hosts. All levels welcome. Fourth Tuesday of every month, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Free. 805-704-5116. tedwaterhouse.com. The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay. THE RED BARN COMMUNITY MUSIC SERIES: THE BIG HOEDOWN EXTRAVAGANZA Features a range of traditional Americana music by local performers including Amber Cross, Peter Beck, the Yo Pitzy Jug Band, and the Atlas Mountains String Band. Dec. 2, 5-8 p.m. Donations accepted. 805215-3238. Red Barn at Los Osos Community Park, 2180 Palisades Ave., Los Osos. N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y

KATE GRAVES LIVE Graves is a frequent performer at SOhO in Santa Barbara. Special guests include Non-Duo. Nov. 26, 1-4 p.m. and Nov. 27, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. facebook. com/events/263677604156570/. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles. LIVE MUSIC Fridays, 6-8 p.m. Paso Robles Inn Cattleman’s Lounge, 103 Spring Street, Paso Robles, 238-2660. THE REAL BLUES JAM NORTH All Blues musicians, regardless of experience, are welcome to join this jam session. Hosted by Ted Waterhouse with Bruce Willard and Dean Giles. Thursdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $5 donation/musicians exempt. 805-704-5116. danbino.com. D’anbino Vineyards and Cellars, 710 Pine St, Paso Robles.

of the University Jazz Bands ranges from Count Basie, Duke Ellington, Tito Puente and Tower of Power, to advanced, cutting-edge music. Dec. 1, 8 p.m. $14 general, $9 students and Jazz Federation members. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu. Spanos Theatre, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.

CAL POLY STUDENT INSTRUMENTAL RECITAL A free recital presented by Cal Poly Music Department student instrumentalists. Nov. 30, 11 a.m. Free. 805-756-2406. music.calpoly.edu. Cal Poly Davidson Music Center, Room 218, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.

LIVE MUSIC WITH IRISH SESSIONS Nov. 29, 5-7 p.m. Free. 805-868-7133. 7sistersbrewing.com/ events. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

SLO VOCAL ARTS ENSEMBLE: CELEBRATE THE SEASON Dec. 2, 8 p.m. $40 premium seating; $35 general admission; $20 students; $10 children. (805) 541-6797. vocalarts.org. Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa, 751 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo. S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

BOB & WENDY AT PUFFERS Nov. 25, 7-10 p.m. Free. 805-773-6563. puffersofpismo.com. Puffers of Pismo, 781 Price St., Pismo Beach.

OPEN BLUES JAM Wednesdays Mongo’s Saloon, 359 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, 489-3639. 8-10 p.m. figmtnbrew.com. Figueroa Mountain Brewing Co, A.G., 1462 E. Grand Ave., Arroyo Grande, 474-8525. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S from local artists, food, and drinks. ThursdaysSaturdays, 5-8 p.m. Free. moxiecafe.com/livemusic-and-events-in-santa-maria-at-moxie-cafe/. Moxie Cafe, 1317 W McCoy Lane, Santa Maria.

LIVE MUSIC AT ROONEY’S Live music or a DJ

LIVE MUSIC WEDNESDAY EVENINGS Enjoy live music from a different band/musician each week. Wednesdays, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Free. 805-937-6400. facebook.com/cadelgrevino. Ca’ Del Grevino Cafe and Wine Bar, 400 E. Clark Ave., suite A, Orcutt. THE SANTA MARIA PHILHARMONIC SOCIETY: REJOICE! With the Allan Hancock College Singers. Featuring the music of Bach, Handel, and Pergolesi. Dec. 2, 7:30 p.m. $20-$40. santamariaphilharmonic.org. First Baptist Church, 2970 Santa Maria Way, Santa Maria, 805-929-0552. LO M P O C/ VA N D E N B E R G

LOMPOC POPS ORCHESTRA: FLAVORS OF THE HOLIDAYS A special, seasonal

SINGER/SONGWRITER NIGHT Wednesdays,

LIVE MUSIC AT MOXIE CAFE Enjoy live music

every Friday night. Fridays, 9 p.m. Free. 805-9343777. rooneysirishpub.net. Rooney’s Irish Pub, 241 S Broadway St., Ste. 101, Orcutt.

concert presented by the Lompoc Pops Orchestra. Dec. 3, 7-9 p.m. $20. 805-735-6463. lompocpopsorchestra.org. First United Methodist Church, 925 North F St., Lompoc. S A N TA Y N E Z VA L L E Y

CRAFTED: LIVE MUSIC SERIES Features artists from all genres of music. Thursdays, 6 p.m. and Fridays, Saturdays, 8 p.m. 686-4742. bottlest.com. Bottlest MUSIC continued page 28 IMAGE COURTESY OF SARAH DELONG

CAL POLY STUDENT PIANO RECITAL A free recital presented by Cal Poly Music Department student pianists. Nov. 28, 7:30 p.m. Free. 805-7562406. music.calpoly.edu. Cal Poly Davidson Music Center, Room 218, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.

CAL POLY SYMPHONY FALL CONCERT: MUSIC FROM THE NEW WORLD Guest Jeff Midkiff will perform with the symphony his own Concerto for Mandolin and Orchestra, From the Blue Ridge, showcasing bluegrass, jazz and orchestral music. The symphony will also perform Dvorák’s Symphony No. 9 in E minor, From the New World, written in America. Dec. 3, 3 p.m. $12-$14 general, $9-$12 students. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly. edu/calendar/symph/. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

HOLIDAY CAROLS WITH CUESTA COLLEGE CHOIR Under the direction of John Knutson. Dec.

2, 2-3 p.m. Free. 805-781-5775. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

HOT CLUB OF SLO Live Gypsy Jazz in the upstairs dining room and lounge. Nov. 25, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-594-1500. Mee Heng Low Noodle House, 815 Palm St., San Luis Obispo. JAZZ JAM SESSIONS Join these Wednesday night jam sessions sponsored by the SLO County Jazz Federation. Rhythm section provided. Every other Wednesday, 7-9:30 p.m. through May 16 Free. slojazz.org. Unity Concert Hall, 1130 Orcutt Road, San Luis Obispo.

COME SAIL AWAY

Changing Tides, an exhibit showcasing photography and paintings that depict Central Coast waterscapes, opens Dec. 1 at Gallery at Marina Square in Morro Bay. An opening reception takes place Dec. 8 from 5 to 8 p.m. and the exhibit runs through Dec. 29. Call 7721068 or visit galleryatmarinasquare.com to find out more. —C.W.

CAL POLY CHOIRS

H O L I D AY KALEIDOSCOPE A FESTIVE COLLABORATIVE CELEBRATION WITH THE HIGH SCHOOL CHOIRS OF CABRILLO (LOMPOC), MORRO BAY AND SAN LUIS OBISPO

exhibitions

selections: nyc bryn forbes: a light behind every window fragments: painters group education adult workshops after school art classes

DEC. 2, 2017 SATURDAY AT 7:30 P.M.

Bryn Forbes tells his stories about Behind Every Window, free event

PERFORMING ARTS CENTER

12/10, $125 members; $140 general

$14 AND $18 GENERAL, $9 AND $14 STUDENTS C A L P O LY T I C K E T O F F I C E : 8 0 5 - 7 5 6 - 4 8 4 9 , T I C K E T S . C A L P O LY. E D U

Sponsored by Cal Poly’s Music Department, College of Liberal Arts and IRA program. For more information, call the Music Department at 805-756-2406 or visit music.calpoly.edu/calendar/

events art at high noon 12/7

OFF THE WALLS

fine artwork donated by friends of sloma

BUY IT NOW OR BID TO BUY

day trip to broad museum

sloma.org

Event ends Dec 31 at 3 pm fundraiser to benefit SLOMA’s youth education

Free Admission • Open 11–5 every day except Thanksgiving and Christmas 1010 Broad Street west end of the Mission Plaza www.newtimesslo.com • November 23 - November 30, 2017 • New Times • 27

MUSIC from page 27 Winery, Bar & Bistro, 35 Industrial Way, Buellton.

FRIDAY NIGHT JAZZ Live music every Friday. No cover charge. Snacks, dinner, cocktails, and wine available for purchase. Call for reservations. Fridays, 6-9 p.m. through Dec. 29 Free. 805-6881778. thebearandstar.com. The Bear and Star, 2860 Grand Ave., Los Olivos.

CULTURE & LIFESTYLE LECTURES & LEARNING N O R T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

MATTHEW FOX SPEAKS AT ST. BENEDICT’S CHURCH Theologian,

JEWEL’S HANDMADE HOLIDAY TOUR Dec. 1, 8 p.m. 800-248-6274.

priest, author, and activist Matthew Fox speaks. Dec. 1, 7-9 p.m. $25. 805-528-0654. stbenslososos.org. St. Benedict’s Church, 2220 Snowy Egret Ln., Los Osos.

chumashcasino.com. Chumash Casino Resort, 3400 E. Highway 246, Santa Ynez.

TFDI LIVE Celebrating their first

release in nearly six years. Dec. 1, 7-10 p.m. $20-$25. 805-691-9413. standingsunwines.com/tfdi.html. Standing Sun Wines, 92 2nd St., Buellton.

NOV. 23 – NOV. 30, 2017

DJ/DANCE S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

DJ DRUMZ Fridays Mongo’s Saloon, 359 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, 489-3639. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S

BODIED Featuring DJ Phase and DJ Sol. Nov. 25 Free. (805) 925-2405. ranchobowl.com. Rancho Bowl, 128 E Donovan Rd., Santa Maria.

DJ GREENLEAF Nov. 26 Free. (805) 925-2405. ranchobowl.com. Rancho Bowl, 128 E Donovan Rd., Santa Maria. DJ SOL Nov. 28 Free. (805) 925-2405. ranchobowl.com. Rancho Bowl, 128 E Donovan Rd., Santa Maria.

DJ SPARX Nov. 24 Free. (805) 925-2405. ranchobowl.com. Rancho Bowl, 128 E Donovan Rd., Santa Maria. HULA DANCING Thursdays, 6:30 p.m. 937-9750. Oasis Senior Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt. LINE DANCING Mondays, 6:30-9 p.m. $5. 9379750. Oasis Senior Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt. MR. BUTTER Nov. 30 Free. (805) 925-2405. ranchobowl.com. Rancho Bowl, 128 E Donovan Rd., Santa Maria. SALSA DANCE CLASS Free basics class at 7pm, advanced class at 8pm. No experience or partner required. Nov. 29, 7-9 p.m. $10. 805 937 1574. CentralCoastSwingDance.com. Old Town Brew, 338 W. Tefft St, Nipomo.

ZAPP AND PHASE Nov. 29 Free. (805) 925-2405. ranchobowl.com. Rancho Bowl, 128 E Donovan Rd., Santa Maria. S A N TA Y N E Z VA L L E Y

THIRSTY THURSDAYS WITH DJ VEGA Playing today’s and yesterday’s hits. No cover charge. Bring your dancing shoes. Thursdays, 9 p.m.-2:30 a.m. Free. 805-478-3980. DJ’s Saloon, 724 E Ocean Ave., Lompoc.

KARAOKE/OPEN MIC N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y

OPEN MIC NIGHT Hosted by Rusty Hobbs. Featuring wine by the glass and burgers. Fridays, 5:30-9 p.m. through Dec. 15 $15.00, includes a glass of wine and a burger.. 805 237 2389. darkstarcellars.com/events/. Dark Star Cellars, 2985 Anderson Rd., Paso Robles. S A N LU IS O B IS P O

KARAOKE NIGHT SUNDAYS AT BUFFALO PUB AND GRILL Sundays, 8 p.m. Free. 805-544-5155. Buffalo Pub And Grill, 717 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

OPEN MIC NIGHT AT 7SISTERS For musicians, poets, and comedians. Family-friendly. Performers get a free beer. Sundays, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-8687133. 7sistersbrewing.com/calendar. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo. S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

FRONT ROW KARAOKE Thursdays, 9 p.m. 773-1010. Harry’s Night Club And Beach Bar, 690 Cypress St., Pismo Beach, harryspismobeach.com/.

KARAOKE WITH DJ SAM Sundays Mongo’s Saloon, 359 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, 489-3639. S A N TA Y N E Z VA L L E Y

KARAOKE AT SOLVANG BREW Thursdays Free.

Presentation by CCWS President Jerry Smith on proper methods of taking and transmitting quality photos of artwork. Includes a slide show of past Aquarius entries and an analysis of prize winning paintings. Nov. 28, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. 805.439.0295. ccwsart.com. United Methodist Church, 1515 Fredericks Street, San Luis Obispo. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S

BI-LINGO Informal conversation to practice Spanish language skills for anyone with basic Spanish-speaking skills. Fourth Thursday of every month, 6-7 p.m. Free. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. LO M P O C/ VA N D E N B E R G

COMMUNITY FOOD CENTER The center is a food pantry offering nutritional classes. Wednesdays, 3-5 p.m. Free. 967-5741, Ext. 107. El Camino Community Center, W. Laurel Avenue and N. I Street, Lompoc.

CLUBS & MEETINGS S A N LU IS O B IS P O

BOARD GAME NIGHT AT CAPTAIN NEMO Refreshments available on site for purchase. Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-544-6366. Facebook. com/CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS AT CAPTAIN NEMO Refreshments available on site for purchase. Wednesdays, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805544-6366. Facebook.com/CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

FRIDAY NIGHT MAGIC AT CAPTAIN NEMO Refreshments available on site for purchase. Fridays, 5-8 p.m. 4 Booster Buy In. 805-544-6366. Facebook.com/CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

FUR FREE FRIDAY PROTEST Encouraging the public to leave fur, leather, and all other products that cause harm to animals off their shopping lists. Nov. 24, 12-1:30 p.m. Free. 805.441.5897. facebook.com/AnimalEmancipationOfSLO/. Mr. Michael’s Leathers and Furs, 746 Higuera, San Luis Obispo.

MAGIC: THE GATHERING AT CAPTAIN NEMO Magic: The Gathering (Standard/Type 2). Refreshments available on site for purchase. Mondays, 5-8 p.m. 2 Boost Buy In. 805-544-6366. Facebook.com/CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

OPEN GAMING AT CAPTAIN NEMO Board games, card games, and more. Bring any games you’d like. Refreshments available on site for purchase. Please park in Reserved spaces. Sundays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-544-6366. facebook.com/pg/ CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

SLO CHESS CLUB All ages and skill levels welcome. Plays at the giant chess board in Morro Bay on Saturdays. Thursdays, Saturdays, 6:30-10 p.m. Free. 215-4963. slochess.com. Carl’s Jr., 195 N. Santa Rosa, San Luis Obispo.

SLO PING PONG CLUB All ages and skill levels welcome. Seven ping pong tables available. Sundays, 4-7 p.m. and Tuesdays, Thursdays, 7-10 p.m. Free. 215-4963. Ludwick Community Center, 864 Santa Rosa, San Luis Obispo. S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

NIPOMO SENIOR CENTER The center is open

OPEN MIC NIGHT AT SOLVANG BREW

five days a week; closed on weekends and holidays. Mondays-Fridays, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. through Aug. 31 929-1615. Nipomo Senior Center, 200 E. Dana St., Nipomo.

Wednesdays Free. (805) 688-2337. Solvang Brewing Company, 1547 Mission Dr., Solvang.

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(805) 688-2337. Solvang Brewing Company, 1547 Mission Dr., Solvang.

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CENTRAL COAST WATERCOLOR SOCIETY: NOVEMBER MEETING

PHOTO COURTESY OF THE GREAT AMERICAN MELODRAMA

NOW OPEN Full Craft Bar & Restaurant Open Daily @ 4pm

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The Great American Melodrama presents its annual Holiday Extravaganza through Dec. 31. This triple bill features a performance of Charles Dickensâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; A Christmas Carol, with Billy Breed as Ebenezer Scrooge. Call 489-2499 or visit americanmelodrama.com to find out more. â&#x20AC;&#x201D;C.W. CULTURE & LIFESTYLE from page 28

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HI-WAY DRIVE-IN SWAP MEET Come to the Hi-Way Drive-In for the Sunday Swap Meet. Sellers: $20; Produce sellers: $25; Buyers: $2 car load. Sundays, 4:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. 805-934-1582. HiWay Drive-In, 3170 Santa Maria Way, Santa Maria.

RECREATION AND PARKS DEPARTMENT: MAH JONGG Wednesdays, 11:30 a.m.-4 p.m. 9222993. Elwin Mussell Senior Center, 510 Park Ave., Santa Maria.

SANTA MARIA TOASTMASTERS WEEKLY MEETING Toastmasters International is a worldwide nonprofit educational organization that empowers individuals to become more effective communicators and leaders. Tuesdays, 6:30-8 p.m. 264-6722. santamaria.toastmastersclubs.org/. Toyota of Santa Maria, 700 E Beteravia Rd., Santa Maria.

TRI CITY SOUND CHORUS OF SWEET ADELINES INTERNATIONAL Welcomes all women who are interested in learning about barbershopstyle music singing and performing. Thursdays, 6:45-9:30 p.m. 736-7572. Lutheran Church of Our Savior, 4725 S. Bradley Road, Orcutt.

TRIVIA NIGHT Wednesdays, 7 p.m. Free. naughtyoak.com. Naughty Oak Brewing Co., 165 S Broadway St Ste 102, Orcutt.

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NAR-ANON FAMILY GROUP MEETING A meeting for those who know or have known a feeling of desperation concerning the addiction of a loved one. Fridays, 12-1 p.m. Free. 805-221-5523. The Redeemer Lutheran Church, 4500 El Camino Real, Atascadero. S A N LU IS O B IS P O

NAR-ANON - LET IT BEGIN WITH ME Nar Anon is a support group for those who are affected by someone elseâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s addiction. Tuesdays 458-7655. naranoncentralca.org/meetings/meeting-list/. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S

FAMILY CAREGIVERS SELF-CARE SUPPORT GROUP Share ideas and learn how to care for yourself while you care for your loved one. Wednesdays, 10:30 a.m.-noon Free. 805-569-8950. Bethel Lutheran Church, 624 E. Camino Colegio, Santa Maria.

TRUAMA INFORMED PARENTING GROUP Presented by CALM, this is a foster parent class. Tuesdays 965-2376. calm4kids.org. Church For Life, 3130 Skyway Dr., Suite 501, Santa Maria.

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PAINT PARTY No artistic experience necessary. All materials and supplies provided. Participants may take their canvases home. Saturdays, 6-9 p.m. through Dec. 30 $40. 805-772-9095. foreverstoked.

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SLO COUNTY LIBRARY CARDHOLDER FREE HOURS SLO County Library Cardholders can have free access to SLO MakerSpace (after taking Basic Safety) five days a week. Cardholders can use our woodshop, sewing, or general free areas, or complete any specialty classes and use that machine/area during Library Hours. TuesdaysFridays, 4-7 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. 0. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace.com/libraryprogram/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

SLO MAKERSPACE BASIC SAFETY A requirement for anyone who wants to use SLO MakerSpace tools and space. Features a walkthrough reviewing all areas of the shop that can be dangerous to you and others. Tuesdays, 6-8 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m.-noon Free for Members and SLO County Library Cardholders. 242-1285. slomakerspace.com/store/makerspace-basicsafety-class/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

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and Ruth Cherry, PhD, long time meditators and psychotherapists, teach meditation to reduce stress and increase well-being. Fridays, 10:30 a.m.-noon Free. 805-748-3372. meditationintro.com. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay.

QI GONG CLASS Qi Gong is an ancient and powerful system for physical health and spiritual development. Join certified instructor Devin Wallace for this outdoors class. Please call to register. Fridays, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Suggested donation $10. 805-709-2227. Tidelands Park, South end of Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

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YOGA STRETCH Explore yoga postures and increase strength and flexibility. Set to inspiring music and appropriate for beginners. Tuesdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. email support@getstudiofit.com. 805-776-3676. Cassandra Bodlak, 349 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay, studiofitnessmorrobay.com. N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y

FREE PROJECT OF LIGHT CLINIC Lightshare is providing sessions of healing light transmitted through Pineal tones facilitated by the Lightshare Team. No appointment is necessary. First Saturday of every month, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. through Dec. 2 Free, donations appreciated. 805-305-7595. lightshare. us. Lightshare Center, 22701 El Camino Real, Santa Margarita. S A N LU IS O B IS P O

ADULT AIKIDO Join instructor Mary Tesoro to learn the Japanese martial art of self-defense and selfdevelopment. Ages 16 and up welcome. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 5:45-7 p.m. through Dec. 14 $72. 805549-1222. ae.slcusd.org. San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo. CULTURE & LIFESTYLE continued page 31 www.newtimesslo.com â&#x20AC;¢ November 23 - November 30, 2017 â&#x20AC;¢ New Times â&#x20AC;¢ 29

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CAT YOGA CLASSES Sundays, 10:15-11:30 a.m. $20. 543-9316 Ext. 10. woodshumanesociety.org/ news-and-events/event.php?id=347. Woods Humane Society, 875 Oklahoma Ave., San Luis Obispo.

GENTLE YOGA WITH CASSANDRA BODLAK Mats, blocks, and straps are provided. Open to all levels. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 10:15-11:15 a.m. through Dec. 14 $88. 805-549-1222. register. asapconnected.com. San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S

CANDLELIGHT RESTORATIVE YOGA Release and open your body with breath, props, and meditation. Mondays, 7-8 p.m. yogaformankind.com. Yoga for Mankind, 130 N Broadway, Suite B, Orcutt.

DANCES OF UNIVERSAL PEACE Simple, meditative, and joyous circle dances using music, mantras and movements from a variety of cultures and spiritual traditions. First Sunday of every month, 2-4 p.m. $8 - $10 donation. 805-717-1933. Unity Chapel of Light Church, 1165 Stubblefield Rd., Orcutt, unitysantamaria.net/.

HOLIDAY HEALING RETREAT Take a break from the holiday hustle with this Treetop retreat. Dec. 2, 5:30 p.m. $35-$45. 805-266-6391. treetopyoga.net. Treetop Yoga, 2771-C Santa Maria Way, Santa Maria.

OUTDOORS S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

MASTERS OF THE NIGHT: OWL CALL NIGHT HIKE Learn about the owls in the park during this guided night hike. Dress warm, wear sturdy shoes, and bring water. Meet at the Wittenberg Arm Kiosk. Rain cancels event. Dec. 2, 5-6 p.m. $10 parking. 805.788.2381. Lopez Lake, 6800 Lopez Dr., Arroyo Grande.

NATURE BOAT CRUISE Learn about the history and mystery hidden below the water as well as the flora and fauna that live in the park. Call to sign up. Meet at the Marina launch ramp docks. Rains cancels event. Nov. 25, 10:15 a.m.-12:15 p.m. $6 adults. $3 children. 805.788.2381. Lopez Lake, 6800 Lopez Dr., Arroyo Grande.

SLO COUNTY PUGS ON THE BEACH Socially friendly dogs and their humans are invited to run (leash free) in the surf sand at Olde Port Beach (Avila Dog Beach or Fisherman’s Beach). Last Sunday of every month, 2-3 p.m. Free. aggbchamber.com. Olde Port Beach, 6520 Avila Beach Dr., Avila Beach. S A N TA Y N E Z VA L L E Y

TURKEY TROT 5K RUN/WALK AT SUNNY FIELDS PARK Proceeds help support the Solvang Salvation Army chapter. Nov. 24, 10 a.m. $20-$25. visitbuellton.com. Buellton Recreation Center, 301 2nd St., Buellton.

SPORTS S A N LU IS O B IS P O

CAL POLY MEN’S BASKETBALL VS PEPPERDINE Bring a toy or gift card for the Salvation Army Toy Drive and get free admission to the game. Dec. 2, 7 p.m. gopoly.com. Mott Athletics Center, 1 Grand Ave, San Luis Obispo, 805-756-7297.

CAL POLY WOMEN’S BASKETBALL VS CSU MONTEREY BAY Non-conference match-up. Nov. 28, 5 p.m. gopoly.com. Mott Athletics Center, 1 Grand Ave, San Luis Obispo, 805-756-7297.

CAL POLY WOMEN’S BASKETBALL VS ROBERT MORRIS Admission is free but donations will be collected for the SLO Food Bank. Nov. 24, 2 p.m. Free. Mott Athletics Center, 1 Grand Ave, San Luis Obispo, 805-756-7297.

CAL POLY WOMEN’S BASKETBALL VS USF Admission is free but donations will be collected for the SLO Food Bank. Nov. 26, noon Free. gopoly.com. Mott Athletics Center, 1 Grand Ave, San Luis Obispo, 805-756-7297.

KIDS & FAMILY N O R T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

WINTER MONARCH BUTTERFLY TOURS Witness thousands of Monarch Butterflies, so close you can nearly touch them, during these guided tours. Every 14 days, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. 805-215-4125. Morro Bay Golf Course, 201 State Park Rd., Morro Bay, golfmorrobay.com. CULTURE & LIFESTYLE continued page 34 www.newtimesslo.com • November 23 - November 30, 2017 • New Times • 31

Central Coast Archery Open House • Saturday, November 25th: 10am–3pm • Free shooting in our indoor range with instructors (Ages 8 & older) • Prizes and giveaways! • Great gifts for Christmas 12334 Los Osos Valley Rd., SLO · (805) 439-1570 • www.centralcoastarchery.com

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• Paintings, jewelry & folk art, marbleized silk scarves, functional & sculptural ceramics, eclectic jewelry, fused and blown glass art, ceramics/succulent planters, Dichroic art glass

• 5 Golden Rings Selfie Contest! • Visit www.GardenStreetGoldsmiths.com for more details!

• A portion of the art proceeds will benefit children served by CASA. Refreshments served. • Start the tour at 350 Mitchell Drive, Los Osos. Maps and info for the other studios will be here

Jay & Ann Bonestell · Sharon Gellerman · Pandora Nash-Karner Anita Marie• Rod Baker • Richard Rowe • Paula Radke 1114 & 1118 Garden St., SLO • (805) 543.8186 • GardenStreetGoldsmiths.com

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AIKIDO FOR KIDS AGE 4-13 AIKI-MITES (age 4-6) class is 3pm on Tuesdays. AIKI-KIDS (age 7-13) classes are Tuesdays/Thursdays at 4pm. Call to observe or pre-register. Tuesdays, Thursdays $50-$75 monthly. 805-544-8866. aikidosanluisobispo.com. Budo Ryu, 3536 South Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

PHOTOS WITH SANTA IN SOLVANG Santa Claus arrives in Solvang to celebrate Julefest. Dec. 1, 4-6 p.m. and Dec. 2, 12:20-4 p.m. 805-688-6144. solvangusa.com. Solvang Park, Mission Drive and First Street, Solvang.

PAJAMA DRAMA: DRAMA AND IMAGINATIVE PLAY CLASSES Drama and imaginative play

SANTA CLAUS AT ST. MARK’S PARLOR Get photos with Santa Claus as a part of the Los Olivos Olde Fashioned Christmas celebration. Dec. 2, 4-8 p.m. losolivosca.com. St. Mark’s in the Valley Episcopal Church, 2901 Nojoqui Ave., Los Olivos.

develops skills that can last a lifetime like the confidence to be brave, desire to share ideas with others, and the joy of solving problems with friends by your side. Saturdays, 11-11:45 a.m. and Mondays, 9:30-11 a.m. $12. 805-709-0761. pyjamadrama.com. SLO Movement Arts Center, 2074 Parker St., San Luis Obispo. S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

NEW YOUTH CLASSES IN ARROYO GRANDE (AGES 7-11) Weekly enrichment program cultivating strong minds, strong hearts, and strong bodies to promote social, emotional, and physical well-being. Visit website for complete class description and registration. ongoing, 3:45-4:30 p.m. 805-270-5523. mindfulkindfulyouniversity. com/dragonfly-circles/. Torchell Mind & Body, 530 Camino Mercado, Arroyo Grande. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S

HOMEWORK HELP Free after school homework help for grades K-6. Mondays-Thursdays, 4-7 p.m. through May 31 Free. 805-9250994. cityofsantamaria.org/city-government/ departments/library. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.

NIGHTLIGHT THEATER Family movie night at the library with Smurfs: The Lost Village. Nov. 28, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. 805-925-0994. cityofsantamaria.org/ city-government/departments/library. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.

READALOUD The Buellton Library presents ReadAloud, a play-reading group for adults, teens and children 9 and up. Fridays, 4-5 p.m. Free. 688-3115. Buellton Library, 140 W. Highway 246, Buellton.

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN Meet Santa Claus at the Santa Maria Town Center. Nov. 24-Dec. 24 805-922-7931. santamariatowncenter. com. Santa Maria Town Center, 142 Town Center East, Santa Maria.

SANTA MARIA VALLEY RAILWAY HISTORICAL MUSEM The Santa Maria Valley Railway Historical Museum features a locomotive, boxcar, caboose, railroad artifacts and diorama. Fourth Saturday of every month, 12-4 p.m. 714-4927. Santa Maria Transit Center, Miller and Boone Streets, Santa Maria. S A N TA Y N E Z VA L L E Y

THE CHRISTMAS TRAIN EXPRESS The train boards and departs at the Los Olivos flagpole. One

PHOTO COURTESY OF THE RED BARN COMMUNITY MUSIC SERIES

parent can ride for free with their child or group of children. Dec. 2, 4-8 p.m. $5. losolivosca.com. St. Mark’s in the Valley Episcopal Church, 2901 Nojoqui Ave., Los Olivos.

SPIRITUAL S A N LU IS O B IS P O

TIBETAN BUDDHISM BOOK STUDY Meditation practice and a discussion of Foundations of Tibetan Buddhism, by H.E. Kalu Rinpoche. Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-438-3949. BodhiPath SLO, 3484 Gregory Ct., San Luis Obispo, bodhipath.org. S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

WISDOM READINGS Inspiration from Spirit through the Tarot and Oracle cards. Tuesdays, 1-5 p.m. $30-$60. 805-598-1509. divining.weebly.com. Halcyon Store Post Office, 936 South Halcyon Rd., Arroyo Grande.

YOUTH SERVICES The City Church Central Coast holds youth services for junior high school students. Mondays, 6:30 p.m. Free. 929-8990. thecitycc.org. Faith Life Community Church, 726 W Tefft St, Nipomo. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S

ANGEL OF HOPE MEMORIAL SERVICES Annual service in memory of children who have died before and after birth. Families receive a keepsake booklet and white carnations to place in the Angel’s arms and around the site. The service will include music, testimonies, and prayers. Dec. 2, 1 p.m. 805-868-4855. Santa Maria Cemetery, 1501 S College Dr., Santa Maria.

WISDOM READINGS WITH ANNKATHLEEN AnnKathleen has been reading the Tarot and Oracle Cards for over 25 years. Fridays-Sundays, 12-5 p.m. $25-$85. 805-598-1509. divining.weebly.com. Divine Inspiration, 947 E Orange St, Santa Maria.

VOLUNTEERS S A N LU IS O B IS P O

FELINE NETWORK OF THE CENTRAL COAST Seeking volunteers to provide foster homes for foster kittens or cats with special needs. The Feline Network pays for food, litter, and any medications needed. Volunteers also needed to help with humanely trapping and transporting feral cats for

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DINNER AND A SHOW

The Red Barn Community Music Series presents its Big Hoedown Extravaganza on Dec. 2 at Los Osos Community Park. The potluck dinner starts at 5 p.m. and the show starts at 6 p.m. Bring a dish to share and enjoy a range of traditional Americana music performed by local artists. Call 215-3238 for more info. —C.W. spay/neuter. ongoing 805-549-9228. felinenetwork. org. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

HOSPICE SLO COUNTY THRESHOLD SINGERS SEEK NEW VOICES Sing for individuals experiencing life-limiting or end-of life conditions. First Sunday of every month, 2-4 p.m. Free. 805544-2266. hospiceslo.org/services/hospice-slocounty-threshold-singers. Hospice SLO County, 1304 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo.

LITERACY FOR LIFE VOLUNTEER TUTOR TRAINING Literacy for Life trains community

free house-made chocolate truffles. $1 of every stout sale will be donated to the SLO County Food Bank. Nov. 24, 5-10 p.m. 805-868-7133. 7sistersbrewing. com/events. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

MEALS ON WHEELS Meals on Wheels, San Luis

PINT NIGHT Buy a logo glass for $8 and bring it

Obispo, needs noon time drivers. Must have own car to deliver prepared meals. Mondays-Fridays, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 805-235-8870. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

in every Friday for $2 off refills. Fridays, 5-10 p.m. through Feb. 9 805-868-7133. 7sistersbrewing. com/events. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

FOOD & DRINK

WOODSTOCK’S SLO PINT NIGHT With the first pint as low as $5, Woodstock’s gives half-off refills in the same glass. Wednesdays, 8-11 p.m. Free. 805-541-4420. woodstocksslo.com. Woodstock’s Pizza, 1000 Higuera St, San Luis Obispo.

FARMERS MARKETS

largest Farmers Market in California. Thursdays, 6:109 p.m. Downtown Slo, Higuera St, San Luis Obispo.

SLO FARMERS MARKET Hosts over 60 vendors. Saturdays, 8-10:45 a.m. World Market Parking Lot, 2650 Main St., San Luis Obispo. S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

ARROYO GRANDE FARMERS MARKET Includes produce, artists and musicians. Saturdays, 12-2:25 p.m. Arroyo Grande Farmers Market, Olohan Alley, Arroyo Grande.

NIPOMO FARMERS MARKET Includes a large variety of locally grown produce. Open year round Sundays, 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. nipomofarmersmarket.com/. Nipomo Farmers Market, Via Concha Road, Nipomo. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S

ORCUTT FARMERS MARKET Presents local farmers and small businesses. Tuesdays, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Orcutt Farmers Market, Bradley Road, Orcutt.

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BLACK BEER FRIDAY Stouts will be paired with

CASKMAS Serving specialty casks at this annual holiday event. Dec. 2, 7-10 p.m. $45-$60. 805-5482337. libertinebrewing.com/caskmas. Libertine Brewing Company, 1234 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

FARMERS MARKET Farmers Market in SLO is the

KSBY is hosting its annual food and toy drive, Seasons of Hope, through Dec. 15. Drop off non-perishable food items and new, unwrapped toys to any SLO County fire station and other participating locations. Food and toy donations will be distributed to local residents in need. Visit ksby.com for full list of locations and more info. —C.W.

EVENTS

members to become volunteer tutors to adults. The tutors work one-on-one teaching basic English language skills. Tutors must attend both training sessions in order to qualify. Sessions are hosted in the conference room of Union Bank. Dec. 2, 10 a.m.-3:30 p.m. $25. 805-541-4219. literacyforlifeslo.org. Union Bank, 995 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

S A N LU IS O B IS P O

A TIME FOR GIVING

Locally grown produce and food stuffs are available year round. Sundays, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. through Sept. 30 Vandenberg Village Farmers’ Market, 120 Burton Mesa Blvd., Lompoc.

LO M P O C/ VA N D E N B E R G

LOMPOC FARMERS MARKET Features fresh fruit and vegetables, flowers, entertainment, and activities for the whole family. Fridays, 2-6 p.m. Lompoc Farmers Market, Ocean Avenue and I Street, Lompoc. VANDENBERG VILLAGE FARMERS MARKET

WOODSTOCK’S SLO TRIVIA NIGHT For trivia aficionados and fun-lovers alike! Tuesdays, 9-11 p.m. Free. 805-541-4420. woodstocksslo.com/ events/. Woodstock’s Pizza, 1000 Higuera St, San Luis Obispo. LO M P O C/ VA N D E N B E R G

22ND ANNUAL LOMPOC COMMUNITY KITCHEN THANKSGIVING DINNER The Lompoc Valley Community Kitchen will be serving their 22th annual Thanksgiving Dinner at La Purisima Church Parish Hall. The community is invited to attend and enjoy a full, traditional turkey dinner with all the trimmings. Donations to support the year-round Feed the Hungry program are appreciated. Nov. 23, 12-2 p.m. Free; Donations accepted. La Purisima Mission, 2295 Purisima Mission, Lompoc. S A N TA Y N E Z VA L L E Y

THANKSGIVING DAY AT THE BEAR AND STAR Feast on all the traditional Thanksgiving fixings including a carving station, hot buffet, old buffet, and pie bar. Call or go online for reservations. Nov. 23, 12-7 p.m. $55; $20 for children 12 and under. (805) 686-1359. thebearandstar.com. The Bear and Star, 2860 Grand Ave., Los Olivos.

WINE TASTING WITH THE WINTER PASS Enjoy 15 wine tastings at participating Santa Ynez tasting rooms. No black-out dates. Through Jan. 31, 2018, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. $45. 800.563.3183. santaynezwinecountry.com/association-events. Participating Wine Tasting Rooms, Santa Ynez Valley, Santa Ynez, Buellton, Los Olivos, Solvang. ∆

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Arts Artifacts

Sweet guitar

Score a one-of-a-kind and custom electric guitar on Nov. 24 at Studios on the Park in Paso Robles. Guitar legend Gary Kramer of Gary Kramer Guitar Cellars recently gifted Studios with an instrument from his collection, which will be raffled off at the giveaway event on Black Friday starting at 5 p.m. Tickets are $30 each, and only 100 tickets will be sold. The winner will be drawn by Kramer himself immediately prior to the Downtown Holiday Lighting Ceremony. Proceeds from ticket sales benefit Studios’ arts services and programs for children and adults. Visit studiosonthepark.org for more information.

Spreading Christmas cheer

Relive all the warm, fuzzy fun of Elf the movie live on stage at the Cal Poly Performing Arts Center on Nov. 29 Elf: The Musical is the hilarious tale of Buddy, a young orphan child who mistakenly crawls into Santa’s bag of gifts and is transported back to the North Pole. Unaware that he is actually human, Buddy’s enormous size and poor toymaking abilities cause him to face the truth. With Santa’s permission, Buddy embarks on a journey to New York City to find his birth father, discover his true identity, and help New York remember the true meaning of Christmas. The show starts at 7 p.m. with a pre-show lecture at 6 p.m. Tickets range from $58.50 to $95. Visit pacslo.org for more information.

Inside the artist’s mind

Get a behind-the-scenes insight into the photographic series, A Light Behind Every Window, with a talk from artist Bryn Forbes at the San Luis Obispo Museum of Art on Dec. 7. The event is a part of the monthly series, Art at High Noon. Bring your lunch and enjoy a feast for the eyes with the museum’s art appreciation program for working adults. Admission is free and open to the public. Visit sloma.org for more information. ∆ —Ryah Cooley

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The process

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Oliver Herring comes to Cuesta for collaborative residency, exhibit

rooklyn-based artist Oliver Herring tells people, “I don’t know,” when asked what the plan is for one of his collaborative art happenings, and he really means it. To be fair, Herring’s work is both outside the box and elaborate. Think, using humans as sculptures or people wearing clothes drenched in colored food dye while they’re also spitting out colored food dye—at each other. Herring’s works run the gamut of everything from knitting Mylar into human figures, clothing and furniture, participatory performances, Styrofoam photo sculptures, and more. His pieces have been displayed at places like the Museum of Modern Art in New York. Herring is in the midst of a three-week residency at Cuesta College’s Harold J. Miossi Gallery (through Dec. 7) with an exhibition going up through Dec. 22. The German-born experimental artist previously worked with gallery director Emma Saperstein when she interned for him years ago. “I learned there was an infrastructure in place I could tap into to produce some new work,” Herring said. “The only thing I care about is making a really good piece of art.” So Herring wants you (and you and you) to be a part of his artistic process. He needs willing and able participants with open minds and at least five to eight hours (ideally a few days) of time to give. Bring work clothes and no expectations. “Three weeks isn’t a lot of time, and I do work without preconceived ideas,” Herring said. “It’s tricky.” At a meet and greet at Cuesta earlier this month the artist said he was heartened to see around 50 people from their early 20s to

70s show up with an interest in making art. Recently in China, Herring printed photos onto fabric and had people wear them, which turned into a hybrid of sculpture, photography, fashion, and choreography. He plans to revisit that process in SLO and also work with video, but beyond that all bets are off for what to expect. “Choreography to me is kind of an interesting problem solving,” said Herring, who in no way considers himself a choreographer. “To me, that’s really interesting as an extension of sculpture.” But it’s the movers themselves more than anything that keep Herring coming back to Join in this kind of work. Get involved with “I’m moved by people,” artist Oliver Herring’s Herring said. “I’m very hopeful residency through because I work with people. I Dec. 7 by stopping by learn a lot about them.” Cuesta College’s Harold Just days into his J. Miossi Gallery or calling (805) 546-3202. residency, Herring met his Herring’s exhibit will first collaborator, a man show Dec. 7 to 22. Visit named Tyler. The two went cuesta.edu for more out to Los Osos where Tyler information. got drenched with red food dye. “It was a beautiful beginning,” Herring said. But from the other side of the lens is someone sitting there cold, drenched in food dye for hours for no pay. Why? Herring said there are common themes in why his JUST WANT YOUR TIME Have five or eight hours or even a few days collaborators seek out being a part to spare? The Harold J. Miossi Gallery’s temporary resident artist Oliver of his process. Herring is looking for participants to take part in his experimental art. “One thing I always hear is that people don’t have enough opportunities to express who they are, to be seen, to offer up their talent,” Herring said. “They feel stuck in routines and are looking to find adventure, to meet others like themselves.” Herring also pointed out that his work forces people to interact a little differently than they normally would. “When you spit food dye at each other’s faces, you break all kinds of social barriers, and that gets super exciting,” Herring said. “It’s very addictive. People tend to come back for more.” ∆

GROUP EFFORT Even Brooklyn-based artist Oliver Herring (center) doesn’t know what exactly will happen during one of his art collaborations with strangers.

Arts Editor Ryah Cooley thinks collaborating is great, except when it comes to school projects. Contact her at rcooley@ newtimesslo.com.

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TESTING BOUNDARIES Those who take part in German born artist Oliver Herring’s artistic process are often asked to ditch social norms, like personal space bubbles, in the name of creating art.

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Freak out Freaky Friday is a comedy hit perfect for families and kids

t dawned on me about halfway through the first act of the Pacific Conservatory Theatre (PCPA) production of Freaky Friday that the company was doing something I’d never really had a chance to see in a theater before—they were entertaining kids. I have seen about a year or so’s worth of PCPA performances and managed to miss the more family-friendly fare in the past, so when I realized that my fellow audience members were skewing a bit younger, it took me off guard. But then I understood why. Freaky Friday, the show which kicked off PCPA’s 54th season, is based on not one but two of the most beloved movies in Disney film history (it was originally a book written in 1972 by Mary Rodgers). The 1976 original film starred Oscarwinning mega star Jodi Foster (back when she was a kid star working in a spate of Disney films) as the daughter and Barbara Harris as her mom. It was a glorious little film about family and the weirdness of being a kid, which stuck to the zeitgeist so much that in 2003, Disney remade the film with their latest child star sensation, Lindsay Lohan, accompanied in this case by Jamie Lee Curtis as her mom. Because everything is better as a musical (it just is, trust me on this, I

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Freak is on fleek

know), in 2016, PCPA The Pacific Conservatory Theatre the material was presents its production of Freaky Friday showing turned into a through Dec. 23, Wednesdays through Sundays at the Marian Theatre, 800 S. College, Santa musical, which Maria. More info: (805) 922-8313 or pcpa.org. debuted at the famed La Jolla Playhouse in San Diego last year. It’s a relatively new play on the theater circuit, and now PCPA is set to become one of the early adopters. For their take, PCPA starts with a set piece that can only be described as mind-boggling. The last few productions (especially Fences) tended to rely heavily on massive, looming pieces of artistically designed stage sets meant to tell you more about character than just serve as a spot for actors to stand in front of. With Freaky Friday, the set designers have once again proven they have a knack for melding form and functionality with appealing design features. The songs in Freaky Friday may not be the foot-stomping roof raisers of say, a Hairspray (the music is reminiscent of the polite and unadventurous yet catchy MOM CUTS LOOSE Karin Hendricks stars as Katherine in the Pacific Conservatory head boppers one typically associates Theatre’s (PCPA) production of Freaky Friday, the timeless Disney story of a mom and with Disney fare), but they have one daughter who switch bodies. strong thing going for them: The songs are funny. “Oh, Biology”—featuring Ellie only is the number hilarious, but it shines as a teenager possessed by a (Molly Dobbs), Adam (Jeff Salsbury), becomes immediately apparent these worried and overworked mother. Dobbs is and a strong group of background young actors are not just whittling time a graduate of Arroyo Grande High School dancers—stood out in a huge way. Not away waiting to catch the next Pokemon who was selected for the professional (this expression dates me, I know), but internship program during the current PHOTO COURTESY OF LUIS ESCOBAR REFLECTIONS PHOTOGRAPHY STUDIO they are a serious group of energetic PCPA season. and passionate theater professionals, All in all, the production is solid, embarking on what are sure to be especially if you have young children brilliant careers. and you’re tired of sitting through comic Karin Hendricks, who previously book movies or watching Disney DVDs. appeared in Lend Me a Tenor as The younger members of the audience Diana, displays a whole new layer to I observed were highly engaged to the her talents here as Katherine, who is point of expressing earnest emotions eerily transplanted into the body of her during some of the more exciting or daughter, Ellie. Hendricks is good and dramatic moments. But don’t think believable playing a mom possessed by a Freaky Friday is just for kids; the show gum-cracking teen hell-bent on hooking has enough jolts of real comedic fire to up with the cute boy at school. She also keep everyone entertained. ∆ has an epic singing voice that never fails to punch a note right where it needs it. Sun Arts and Lifestyle Writer Rebecca Dobbs is also tasked with juggling Rose always freaks out on Fridays. what is essentially two performances during the production, and she especially Contact her at rrose@santamariasun.com. PHOTO COURTESY OF MICHAEL COLLINS PHOTOGRAPHY

HOMETOWN GIRL Molly Dobbs, who plays Ellie in PCPA’s production of Freaky Friday, shines as a worried mother in the body of her teenage daughter.

RISING STARS The highlight of the production of Freaky Friday at PCPA is the talented young cast, who display excellent comedic timing and impressive dance skills.

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BY GLEN STARKEY

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Back porch music Zen Mountain Poets raise feel good jamming to high art

They’ve certainly come a long way from their humble beginnings in the spring of 2014 when they started jamming together. “Our sound began to change from groove jams to more intricate synergistic styling as each member contributed their gifts to the overall sound and feel,” Saxer continued. “We’re all writers, and new songs are always emerging and being cultivated; we co-create all of our arrangements. We’re having an incredible time playing the music we’re writing, and we love to perform for our growing fan base.” Check them out next Thursday at The Siren.

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LOCAL TRIBE Zen Mountain Poets come home to play The Siren on Nov. 30, the final stop on their just completed national tour.

hey might call their music “psychedelic neo-prog folk jazz” and they might list Jefferson Airplane, The Doors, Fleetwood Mac, It’s a Beautiful Day, and Grateful Dead as inspiration—all things you can definitely hear in their sounds—but at heart the Zen Mountain Poets are simply a tribe of folkie singer-songwriters who don’t let musical convention or expectations get in the way of creating a genrejumping sound that’s more about energy and authenticity than overly polished pop nuggets. These are organic, richly developed hippy songs, perfect for dancing barefoot in the dirt to. Featuring Billy Clayton (vocals/guitars), Robyn Saxer (vocals/keyboard/ukulele/ French horn), Anthony Roselli (drums), Jeremy Lemen (bass), and new members Sasa Karhu (vocals/flute) and Luke Taylor (lead guitar), this is a group that just gels together, with great harmony vocals and a willingness to stretch out into unexpected melodic places. If you visit their Reverb Nation page (reverbnation.com/rpk/ zenmountainpoets), you’ll hear tracks like the Grateful Dead-esque “Roll It Down the Line,” the galloping Western song “Cuddle Up,” the swirling psychedelic sounds of “Song About Us,” or the bright and jazzy exploration of “Sometimes.” The local group recently took off in “The Dragon,” their 1954 Greyhound tour bus, on

what they’re calling their “Dragon’s Red Dirt Tour” that took the band from California to Florida and back, returning for a show next Thursday, Nov. 30, at Morro Bay’s The Siren (9 p.m.; 21-or-older). Along the way, they continued to post live versions of their songs as they performed their shows. “We’ll be coming into The Siren with our wheels rolling in hot, straight from the road,” Roselli said. “We’ll be live-streaming this tour as well, and we’re currently rated No. 1 statewide in Reverb Nation.” This isn’t the band’s first foray beyond the Central Coast, but it’s definitely the farthest they’ve gone. “We’ve toured up and down the West Coast, playing venues such as House of Blues Hollywood and Analog Theater in Portland,” Saxer added. “We’re known for our unique musical stylings and arrangements, vocal harmonies, and taking audiences on unforgettable auditory journeys. Zen Mountain Poets are ‘who’s here now’ and ‘who hears now,’ traveling across time and space to share our music, sometimes in our tour bus, The Dragon, who is part of the band too, of course! You’re also in the band when we perform; every experience making music with and for people transforms what we do, as we follow the flow of the show. Our music holds a unique sound and a moving power that enriches and contemplates life, bringing awareness to our reality living on this planet.”

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BANJO MAN Tall Tall Trees (aka Mike Savino, pictured) will open for Kishi Bashi on Nov. 24, at the Fremont Theater.

MUSICAL MAGICIAN Multiinstrumentalist, looper, vocalist, and orchestral pop violinist Kishi Bashi plays the Fremont Theater on Nov. 24.

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Orchestral pop violinist Kishi Bashi plays the Fremont Theater this Friday, Nov. 24 (doors at 8 p.m.; documentary at 8:30; concert at 9; all ages; $18 at eventbrite.com), with opening act Tall Tall Trees as well as a pre-concert screening of an early cut of Kishi Bashi’s documentary film, Project 9066, which follows Bashi on “a dynamic musical quest to process his identity and the lessons learned from the Japanese Internment.” He’s touring in support of Sonderlust, an album he says is forged through heartbreak. “As I sat down to write songs last summer, I went to all my usual conduits of creation: violin loops, guitar, piano, and I came up with the musical equivalent of fumes,” he explained in press materials. “I tried to create orchestral pop recordings that I assumed were my forte, and in turn I found myself standing in front of a creative wall of frightening heights.” Meanwhile, his personal life was in a shambles. He and his wife of 13 years were struggling to keep their marriage together, mainly due to the toll of a heavy touring schedule. As a way to cope, he submerged himself in the new musical direction of Sonderlust. “This album is straight from my soul. I questioned everything about what it means to love and desire. The difference between loving someone and being in love,” Bashi revealed. After the documentary screening, Tall Tall Trees will begin the concert. Banjoist Mike Savino reminds listeners that his instrument “is, at root, a drum. Coupled with his mastery of electronic effects, loops, toy ray guns, and heaps of spontaneous creativity, Tall Tall Trees has been encapsulating audience members worldwide with his mystifying

solo shows,” according to his bio. This promises to be an unusual evening of music and film.

Get your holiday cheer on!

In 2003, Will Ferrell starred in Elf, about a man who grows up at the North Pole and believes he’s one of Santa’s elves. When he learns the truth and finally makes his way to NYC to find his real father, poignant comedy ensues. The film was an instant classic, and so it naturally spawned Elf—The Musical, which is coming to the Performing Arts Center in SLO this Wednesday, Nov. 29 (7 p.m.; all ages; $65 to $95 at calpolyarts.org or (805) 756-4849). In the musical, Buddy is “a young orphan child who mistakenly crawls into Santa’s bag of gifts and is transported back to the North Pole. Unaware that he is actually human, Buddy’s enormous size and poor toy-making abilities cause him to face the truth. With Santa’s permission, Buddy embarks on a journey to New York City to find his birth father, discover his true identity, and help New York remember the true meaning of Christmas.” Featuring songs by Tony Award nominees Matthew Sklar (The Wedding Singer) and Chad Beguelin (Disney’s Aladdin, The Wedding Singer), with a book by Tony Award winners Thomas Meehan (Annie, The Producers, Hairspray) and Bob Martin (The Drowsy Chaperone), the musical has been hailed by The New York Times as “a splashy, peppy, sugar-sprinkled holiday entertainment!” USA Today calls it “endearingly goofy!” Variety said it’s “happy enough for families, savvy enough for city kids, and plenty smart for adults!” A free pre-show lecture will be held at the PAC Pavilion, 6 p.m., led by PCPA director/actor Erik Stein.

More music …

The Irene Cathaway Rhythm and Blues Band plays this Friday, Nov. 24, at D’Anbino’s Tasting Room in Paso (8 p.m.; 21-and-older; $10 at (805) 227-6800). Cathaway’s a terrific vocalist backed by a great band that includes Dorian Michael (guitar), Ken Hustad (bass), and Darrell Voss (percussion). Expect danceable bare bones blues and soul. Students and teachers of the Central Coast Jazz Institute perform the music of Richard Rogers and Lorenz Hart this STARKEY continued page 42 PHOTO COURTESY OF JOAN MARCUS

HEY BUDDY! Elf: The Musical, about Buddy, the human raised as an elf, comes to the PAC on Nov. 29.

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Sunday, Nov. 26, at Unity Concert Hall (3 p.m.; all ages; $20 donation requested; reservations at charlie@talsanmusic.com or (805) 927-0179). Led by famed West Coast vibraphonist Charlie Shoemake, the shows will feature songs such as “The Lady Is A Tramp,” “With A Song In My Heart,” “Where Or When,” “My Funny Valentine,” and many more. Ted Waterhouse loves to play music Keep up with New Times Senior Staff and loves to bring local musicians Writer Glen Starkey via Twitter at twitter. together to join in. “The Real Blues Jam com/glenstarkey, friend him at facebook. (SouthWest) is now officially a regular com/glenstarkey, or contact him at monthly event at The Siren in Morro Bay, gstarkey@newtimesslo.com. the next installment being Tuesday, Nov. 28 (7 to 10 p.m.;21-and-older; free), and continuing on PHOTO COURTESY OF THE IRENE CATHAWAY RHYTHM AND BLUES BAND the fourth Tuesday of each month,” Waterhouse said. In addition to Waterhouse on slide guitar and vocals, the night features Bruce Willard on bass and Dean Giles on drums, and they welcome “all blues jammers regardless of experience as well as dancers and blues fans of all stripes.” Meanwhile the Real Blues Jam (North) R&B DANCE NIGHT The terrific Irene Cathaway Rhythm and Blues Band plays D’Anbino’s Tasting Room on Nov. 24. happens every PHOTO COURTESY OF MADELINE ROYAL

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THE CLIFFS RESORT: 2757 Shell Beach Rd., Shell Beach, 773-5000, cliffsresort.com. FIGUEROA MOUNTAIN BREWING CO.: 1462 E. Grand Ave., Arroyo Grande, 4748525, figmtnbrew.com. Singer/Songwriter Night every Wed. from 8-10pm. HARRY’S NIGHT CLUB AND BEACH BAR: Cypress and Pomeroy, downtown Pismo Beach, 773-1010. Thurs.: Front Row Karaoke. 11/23: DJ Camote at 5pm; 11/24: CK Solution at 9pm; 11/25: 6250 at 3pm and CK Solution at 9pm; 11/26: Three 4 All at 9pm; 11/27: Three 4 All at 7:30pm; 11/28: The Shantastics at 7:30pm; 11/29: The Shantastics at 7:30pm; 11/30: DJ Camote at 5pm; 12/1: Nothing But Trouble at 9pm; 12/2: Tommy Lee & The Portigees at 3pm and Nothing But Trouble at 9pm. LIDO RESTAURANT AT DOLPHIN BAY: 2727 Shell Beach Rd., Pismo Beach, 7734300 or thedolphinbay.com. Live music Tues., Thurs., and Fri. from 5-8pm. MONGO’S SALOON: 359 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, 489-3639. Open blues jam every Wed.; DJ Drumz every Fri.; Karaoke with DJ Sam every Sun. 11/24: CK Solution at 9pm; 11/25: 6250 at 3pm and CK Solution at 9pm; 12/2: Easton Everett at 3pm and Soundhouse at 9pm. MR. RICK’S: 404 Front St., Avila Beach, 5957425, mrricks.com. 11/24: Legends; 11/25: Steve Tracy Project; 11/26: Kenny Taylor. PUFFERS OF PISMO: 781 Price St., Pismo Beach, 773-6563, puffersofpismo.com. Live music every Tues. from 6:30-9:30pm, and most Fri. and Sat. from 7-10pm. 11/24: Michael Dave at 7pm; 11/25: Bob & Wendy at 7pm. SEAVENTURE: 100 Ocean View, Pismo Beach, 773-4994. Live music every Wed. from 6-9pm, Fri. from 6-9pm; and Sun. from 2-6pm. SKIP GIBSON’S BBQ: 1572 W Grand Ave., Grover Beach, 474-5674.

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New Times’ Clubs lists lounges, restaurants, and coffee houses where you can dance or listen to live music.

BANG THE DRUM BREWERY: 950 Orcutt Rd., 242-8372, b a n g t h e d r u m b r e w e r y. c o m . Acoustic acts every Sun. BARRELHOUSE BREWING CO. SPEAKEASY: 1033 Chorro St. 296-1128, barrelhousebrewing.com. BON TEMPS CREOLE CAFE: 1000 Olive St., 544-2100. Zydeco music, live blues, and jazz on Wednesday evenings. BUFFALO PUB AND GRILL: 717 Higuera St., 544-5515. FREMONT THEATER: 1035 Monterey St., 546-8600, fremontslo.com. 11/24: Kishi Bashi; 12/2: Valerie June. FROG & PEACH PUB: 728 Higuera St., 595-3764. THE GRADUATE: 990 Industrial Way, 541096, slograd.com. Country Night every Thu. from 8pm-2am; Noche Caliente every Fri. from 10pm-2am. KREUZBERG COFFEE COMPANY: 685 Higuera St., 439-2060, kreuzbergcalifornia. com. Open mic night every Wed. THE LIBRARY BAR AND LOUNGE: 723 Higuera St., 542-0199. LINNAEA’S CAFE: 1110 Garden St., 541-5888. LUNA RED: 1023 Chorro St., 540-5243. 11/24: B and the Hive from 10pm-midnight; 11/25: Jacob Cole from 10pm-midnight. MOTHER’S TAVERN: 725 Higuera St, 5418733, motherstavern.com. Live music every Fri. from 7:30-10:30pm. NOVO RESTAURANT AND LOUNGE: 726 Higuera St., 543-3986, novorestaurant.com. SLO BREW: 736 Higuera St., 543-1843, slowbrew.com. 11/28: Joshua David at 10pm; 11/29: AC Slater at 10pm; 12/3: Box the Oxford and Arms Akimbo at 7pm. STEYNBERG GALLERY: 1531 Monterey St. 547-0278. TAP IT BREWING COMPANY: Clarion Ct., 545-7702, tapitbrewing.com. 11/24: Michael D. Keeney at 5:30pm.

Clubs North County

ASUNCION RIDGE: 725 12th St. Paso Robles, 237-1425. Live music Fridays and Saturdays from 5-8pm. BARRELHOUSE BREWERY AND BEER GARDENS: 3055 Limestone Way, Paso Robles, 296-1128, barrelhousebrewing.com. 11/24: Crosby Tyler at 5:30pm. BROKEN EARTH WINERY: 5625 Highway 46E, Paso Robles, 239-2562. Live music every Sat. from 1-4pm. CHATEAU LETTAU: 840 13th St. Paso Robles, 238-6800. 11/24: Wine Country Troubadours at 7pm; 11/25: Eric Brittain at 7pm; 12/1: Wine Country Troubadours at 7pm. D’ANBINO VINEYARDS AND CELLARS: 710 Pine St., Paso Robles, 227-6800 or danbino. com. 11/24: Irene Cathaway Rhythm and Blues Band from 8-10:30pm; 11/25: Counterpoint from 8-10:30pm; 11/30: The Real Blues Jam North from 6:309:30pm. ENOTECA RESTAURANT AND BAR: 206 Alexa Ct., Paso Robles, 238-2834, labellasera.com. Jazz every Thurs. night featuring Adam Levine and Judy Philbin from 7-9pm. LAST STAGE WEST: Halfway Station on Highway 41 (15050 Morro Road at Toro Creek), 461-1393 or laststagewest.net. PASO ROBLES INN CATTLEMAN’S LOUNGE: 103 Spring St., 238-2660. Live music 6-8pm and Friday and Saturday from 9:30-11:30pm. PINE STREET SALOON: 1234 Pine St., Paso Robles, 238-1114. PONY CLUB WINE BAR AT HOTEL CHEVAL: 1021 Pine St., Paso Robles, 2269995. 11/24: Rewined from 6-9pm; 12/1: Martin Paris from 6-9pm; 12/2: Luke Byron from 6-9pm. SCULPTERRA WINERY: 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles, 226-8881. Steve Key presents “Songwriters at Play” Saturdays and Sundays from 1-4pm.

TOOTH & NAIL WINERY: 3090 Anderson Rd., Paso Robles, 369-6100. VINA ROBLES VINEYARDS AND WINERY: 3700 Mill Rd. Highway 46 E. Paso Robles, 227-4812, vinarobles.com. Live music every Sat. from 1-4pm. 11/25: Nataly Lola.

North Coast

CAMBRIA PINES LODGE: 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 927-4200, cambriapineslodge. com. 11/23: Bob Benjamin at 8pm; 11/24: Marcus DiMaggio at 3pm and Stellar Band at 9pm; 11/25: Bobby Malone at 3pm and LBS Trio at 9pm; 11/26: LBS Duo at 9pm; 11/27: Bob Benjamin at 8pm; 11/28: Louie Ortega at 8pm; 11/29: Andy Scott at 8pm; 11/30: LBS Duo at 8pm; 12/1: Marcus DiMaggio at 3pm and Catalina Eddy & The Blue Keys at 9pm; 12/2: Bobby Malone at 3pm and GT & Friends at 9pm. CAMBRIA PUB AND STEAKHOUSE: 4090 Burton Dr., Cambria, 927-0782. Bob Benjamin every Fri. at 6pm. CENTRALLY GROWN: 7432 Exotic Garden Dr., Cambria, 927-3563, centrallygrown.com. Bob Benjamin every Sun. from 10am-2pm. LAS CAMBRITAS: 2336 Main St., Cambria, 927-0175. Jon Stephens every Thurs. at 5pm; Bob Benjamin every Sat. at 6pm. OLD CAYUCOS TAVERN & CARDROOM: 130 N. Ocean Ave., Cayucos, 995-3209, oldcayucostavern.com. Live music every Fri and Sat. OTTER ROCK CAFE: 885 Embarcadero, Morro Bay, 772-1420. Wed: Karaoke, 8pm. Thurs.: Live jam, 8pm. Fri.-Sun.: live music. THE SIREN: Main St., Morro Bay, 772-8478, thesirenmorrobay.com. STAX WINE BAR: 1099 Embarcadero, Morro Bay, 772-5055, staxwine.com. Live music Thurs. and Sun. from 6-8pm. 699 WINDOWS ON THE WATER: Embarcadero, Suite 7, Morro Bay, 772-0677. 11/24: David Pope from 6-9pm; 11/27: Dorian Michael from 6-9pm. ∆

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Mothers and daughters

riter-director Greta Gerwig helms this coming-of-age-story about high schooler Christine “Lady Bird” McPherson (Saoirse Ronan) over the 2002-03 school year in Sacramento, exploring her difficult relationship with her mother Marion (Laurie Metcalf) and others in her life. (93 min.) Glen I’ve got a mom and two sisters, so I’m well aware that mothers and daughters can have very complicated relationships with one another, and that’s certainly the case here. Marion loves her daughter and wants what’s best for her, but she’s extremely judgmental and frequently unsupportive of Lady Bird. Likewise, Lady Bird loves her mother but feels completely misunderstood, and she’s abrasively dismissive of her mother and her provincial ideas. One key scene finds them bickering bitterly in a secondhand store while searching for a dress for a dance. One second they’re at each other’s throats and then Marion pulls a dress from the rack and they both swoon over it like they’re not in the midst of an argument. Theirs is a mercurial relationship that turns on a dime, but beneath the acrimony is a deep connection. It’s senior year, and Lady Bird is finding romance with Danny O’Neill (Lucas Hedges) and joining theater with her bestie Julie (Beanie Feldstein). Naturally things go awry, and soon Lady Bird is pining over musician and anticapitalist Kyle (Timothée Chalamet) and ingratiating herself into the life of the super popular Jenna Walton (Odeya Rush). Gerwig perfectly taps into the floundering, insecure feelings of adolescence, and watching Lady Bird traverse the difficult terrain of this coming-of-age story is entertaining, joyous, and ultimately poignant. Anna Gerwig hit the nail on the head when it comes to writing women, especially Lady Bird, who is all things teenager. Ronan pulls off that awkward somewhere-in-between-girl-and-woman stage that we all suffered through in high school. Everyone has it better than her, and she gladly tells some people she lives on the wrong side of the tracks, while trying to impress others by telling them she lives in a fancy, huge house that really belongs to Danny’s grandparents. She is suddenly “too cool” for her childlike

well as Miguel’s girlfriend. One scene toward the end of the film shows her with a legal pad and a pile of wadded papers, seemingly one calculation after the next to make ends meet. We learn later what she was so distressed over wasn’t money, instead it was how to convey to her daughter her complicated and evolving feelings after Lady Bird gets an acceptance letter to a New York college. When Lady Bird is upset that her first sexual experience wasn’t the perfection she had built up, it’s her mother whose lap she cries into, her mom who suggests a distraction with their “favorite Sunday activity”—going to open houses in fancy neighborhoods. It’s the kind of movie that makes you want to call your mom and say, “I love you, thank you, and I’m sorry for when I’m terrible to deal with.” I also really loved Feldstein’s Julie; such

pseudo intellectual who’ll end up a bitter best friend Julie, yet pines for her desperately when the “cool kids” wind up lifelong barista or bookstore clerk who felt being pretty lame. When the film opens life cheated him. Maybe Lady Bird won’t she’s in an argumentative tête-à-tête with fare much better. Maybe she doesn’t have her mother about going to the East Coast the aptitude to be an artist or a writer. for college instead of nearby Davis or the What the film makes clear is that Lady local J.C. Lady Bird will do anything to Bird learns what’s important and learns get out of Sacramento, a town she claims to be a good human being. That’s pretty to loathe but that also offers her the much all anyone can hope for. comfort of familiarity. When her mother Anna It was a trip back to 12th grade, adopts a “this is the way it’s going to be” that’s for sure. Your dreams of what approach to her side, Lady Bird simply your life should and can be take over the throws open the door of the moving car realities of how unrealistic some goals and rolls herself out. Cue pink arm cast are. Marion has money on the mind at for the rest of the film. Metcalf as Marion all times. While her husband struggles is impressive and the relationship built to find work, she pulls double shifts as a between the two women is complicated nurse. They’ve got Lady Bird and their and unsure. We all know our mothers LADY BIRD continued page 47 older son, Miguel, still in the house, as love us, but do they like us? This is what Lady Bird needs to know, and the fact PHOTO COURTESY OF SCOTT RUDIN PRODUCTIONS that Marion can’t give her a resounding “yes!” speaks volumes about the nuanced relationship between mothers and daughters, especially in those last moments LADY BIRD before moving on to What’s it rated? R the next phase of life What’s it worth, Anna? Full price after high school. What’s it worth, Glen? Full Price Glen The acting Where’s it showing? The Palm, really does shine Galaxy here, probably because Gerwig is first and foremost an actor herself, having appeared in a lot of wonderful indie films such as Damsels in Distress, Frances Ha, and Maggie’s Plan as well as some bigger films such as Jackie and 20th Century Women. She gets wonderful performances out of her two principals, but I thought Feldstein as Lady Bird’s awkward friend Julie—who’s secretly and hilariously in love with her math teacher Mr. Bruno (Jake McDorman)—was a real standout. Feldstein morphs herself into an awkward wallflower. One of the things the film does well is capture what a weird time high school is. It’s like a bubble of unreality. Insecurities rule the day, and in general high school students have no idea that most of the popular kids have peaked and will grow up to be unhappy losers while the misfits inherit the earth, but as viewers we can see the writing on the wall. Jenna may be pretty and perfect, but she’s destined to be a trapped housewife who’ll forever try to DREAMERS Besties Lady Bird (Saoirse Ronan, left) and Julie (Beanie Feldstein) dream recapture her glory days. Kyle may now of living in some of the fancy houses they see on their walk home from school. be mysterious, edgy, and cool, but he’s a

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through a normal high school experience will know and share the feelings. I heard an interview with Gerwig on Fresh Air and she claimed to be over the moon with directing. I can’t wait to see what she puts out next. Δ Split Screen is written by Senior Staff Writer Glen Starkey and his wife, Anna. Comment at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.

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Movies

A BAD MOMS CHRISTMAS

What’s it rated? R Where’s it showing? Galaxy A Bad Moms Christmas follows our three under-appreciated and overburdened women as they rebel against the challenges and expectations of the Super Bowl for moms: Christmas. And if creating a more perfect holiday for their families wasn’t hard enough, they have to do all of that while hosting and entertaining their own mothers. By the end of the journey, our moms will redefine how to make the holidays special for all and discover a closer relationship with their mothers. (104 min.) —STX Films

DADDY’S HOME

What’s it rated? PG-13 Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Park, Galaxy

THE GOOD PLACE (SEASON ONE) When? 2016 What’s it rated? TV-14 Where’s it available? Streaming on Netflix

’m late to the game with The Good Place, which started last year and just finished its second season. But if you’re like me (as in, you’re never not entertained by Ted Danson) and you’ve got Netflix, check out the first episode. You’ll know whether or not the show is for you within the first five minutes (or at least I did). Kristen Bell plays Eleanor Shellstrop, who wakes up on a couch in a waiting room in the pilot’s opening scene. “Welcome! Everything is fine,” is written on the wall in front of her. A door opens and she’s acquainted with Michael (Danson), who doesn’t waste a second. Michael quickly introduces himself as one of the architects of “The

Dusty (Mark Wahlberg) and Brad (Will Ferrell) have joined forces to provide their kids with the perfect Christmas. Their newfound partnership is put to the test when Dusty’s old-school, macho dad (Mel Gibson) and Brad’s ultra-affectionate and emotional dad (John Lithgow) arrive just in time to throw the holiday into complete chaos. (98 min.) —Paramount Pictures

COCO What’s it rated? PG Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Sunset Drive In, Stadium 10, Park, Galaxy Despite his family’s baffling generations-old ban on music, Miguel (voice of newcomer Anthony Gonzalez) dreams of becoming an accomplished musician like his idol, Ernesto de la Cruz (voice of Benjamin Bratt). Desperate to prove his talent,

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Good Place”—a utopian netherworld that righteous humans inhabit after they die (as opposed to “The Bad Place,” which is also explained). It’s not exactly heaven, nor is “The Bad Place” hell. After Michael tells Eleanor that she died in a freak accident (involving runaway shopping carts), she’s surprisingly calm. Her first question is, “So who was right?” (In other words, which religion is correct about the afterlife?) I thought Michael’s answer to this was too much of a convenient cop-out at first (“every religion guessed about 5 percent of what it is actually like”), but it works perfectly for an ongoing joke that runs throughout the season (which I won’t spoil). It’s actually a pretty small joke, so I’m probably hyping that one up a bit too much. But it’s the small things that make The Good Place consistently entertaining from episode to episode. Although we never see “The Bad Place,” the jokes surrounding it are the funniest of the PHOTO COURTESY OF NBC

DYING TO BE HERE Eleanor Shellstrop (Kristen Bell) wakes up in a waiting room after dying in a freak accident in The Good Place.

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Miguel finds himself in the stunning and colorful Land of the Dead following a mysterious chain of events. Along the way, he meets charming trickster Hector (voice of Gael García Bernal), and together, they set off on an extraordinary journey to unlock the real story behind Miguel’s family history. (109 min.) —Disney/Pixar

show, in my opinion. One recurring character, Trevor (played by Adam Scott), is an ambassador of sorts from “The Bad Place” who visits “The Good Place” (for a reason I won’t spoil). Trevor arrives with an entourage of “demons” and their antics make the ninth episode my favorite of the season. The demons come off more like schoolyard bullies than fallen angels. Rather than impose the traditional tortures of the damned on their victims, they seem to restrict themselves to playing harmless, but hilariously juvenile, pranks. Sometimes the characters’ reactions are funnier than the pranks themselves. In one scene, Michael walks into his office to find 20 or so boxes of pizza—all Hawaiian (“the worst pizza” he says with a sigh). One of the show’s executive producers is Drew Goddard, the co-writer and director of 2012’s The Cabin in the Woods. Although the tone is quite different, The Good Place is comparable to Cabin in that they both blend fantasy and comedy without turning into flat-out parodies of themselves. Also similar to Cabin, season one of The Good Place has a twist ending (oops!). It’s a big cliffhanger and I can’t wait to start season two. Unfortunately it’s not available on Netflix yet, but I’m dying to watch it. Get it? Dying … (13, 22-minute episodes) Δ —Caleb Wiseblood

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What’s it rated? PG-13 Should I rent it? Definitely

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What’s it rated? R Should I rent it? Definitely

DARK SIGNAL What’s it rated? Not rated Should I rent it? Don’t bother

GOOD TIME

What’s it rated? Not rated Should I rent it? Don’t bother

VALERIAN AND THE CITY OF A THOUSAND PLANETS What’s it rated? PG-13 Should I rent it? Maybe

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REMEMORY What’s it rated? PG-13 Should I rent it? Don’t bother

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THE HITMAN’S BODYGUARD

What’s it rated? Not rated Should I rent it? Probably

TULIP FEVER

What’s it rated? R Should I rent it? Maybe

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What’s it rated? R Should I rent it? Don’t bother

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made Gal Gadot such a winning Diana Prince. Momoa’s Aquaman was as onedimensional as Batman, who should perhaps change his superhero name to “Flatman” since he has the personality of a sheet of lined notebook paper. Likewise, Cyborg is all brooding bitterness. Aside from Gadot, Miller’s The Flash was the most memorable character—he did have all the best one-liners and reaction shots—but even he’s too thinly developed. And as an arch villain, Steppenwolf—a CGI character that never seems real—is kind of a bore. The entire film feels flat, like it’s missing the dynamics of real drama and replaced it with, well … cardboard cutouts. Justice League isn’t a terrible movie, but in an age when superhero stories are finding new and fun ways of telling their stories, this feels like a step backwards. When even Gadot’s luminescence can’t save your dour proceedings, you’ve done something terribly wrong. (120 min.) —Glen Starkey

LADY BIRD

What’s it rated? R Where’s it showing? The Palm, Galaxy See Split Screen.

LOVING VINCENT

What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Full Price Where’s it showing? The Palm Writers-directors Dorota Kobiela and Hugh Welchman helm this story about impressionist painter Vincent Van Gogh (Robert Gulaczyk), exploring his complicated life and mysterious death. Shot with live actors, the film was then transformed into animation. A team of 115 painters working in Van Gogh’s style painted each of the film’s 65,000 individual frames. The results are a spectacular and mesmerizing achievement! This film is a glory to behold, with paintings coming to life before your eyes. The story—written by the co-directors and Jacek Dehnel—takes place a couple years after Van Gogh’s death. When an

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while humanity ponders the death of Superman (Henry Cavill). Recently, a few superhero flicks have taken to self-deprecation, winking slyly at their own absurdity. Thor: Ragnarok, Deadpool, and Guardians of the Galaxy proved that a little humorous selfawareness can lighten the proceedings, but that’s not a lesson Justice League has learned. Instead we’ve got another strident, overly serious romp into the fantastical. The closest the film comes to having a sense of humor is how the various characters role their eyes at Batman’s relentless brooding, as well as The Flash’s social awkwardness. As far as the action and the special effects, this is a big money film with a lot of big money set pieces, and if you love superhero films, you’ll want to see it in the theater, but the film is missing the wideeyed joy that Wonder Woman generated, instead returning to the insufferable seriousness of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Maybe instead of letting Snyder take control again they should have given director’s duties to Patty Jenkins, who

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LOS MUERTOS In the animated film Coco, young Miguel journeys to the land of the dead to discover his family’s long-held ban on music.

What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Rental Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Park, Galaxy Zack Snyder (300, Watchmen, Sucker Punch, Man of Steel, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice) directs this ensemble super hero flick featuring Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot), Aquaman (Jason Momoa), Batman (Ben Affleck), The Flash (Ezra Miller), and Cyborg (Ray Fisher), who must save the world from Steppenwolf (Ciarán Hinds) and his army of Parademons, all

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UNITED A group of superheroes led by Batman (Ben Affleck) and Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot) unite to defeat a common enemy in Justice League.

undelivered letter is discovered from Vincent Van Gogh to his brother Theo, Vincent’s friend and frequent subject Postman Roulin (Chris O’Dowd) enlists his son Armand (Douglas Booth) to carry the letter to Paris and search for Theo, since the forwarded letter had already been returned “undeliverable.” Armand sets out on the train, and soon his task turns into a mystery story as he tries to find Theo, and barring him, his widow or someone else who should appropriately receive what was perhaps Van Gogh’s last epistle. The film is certainly not the definitive version or Van Gogh’s death—it raises questions but doesn’t offer certain answers, just more conjecture—but it’s entertaining, poignant, and visually arresting. See this one in the theater! (94 min.) —Glen Starkey

MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Rental Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Fair Oaks, Bay, Park, Galaxy Kenneth Branagh (Dead Again, Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, Thor, Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit) directs himself as famed Belgium detective Hercule Poirot, who on a lavish train trip with 13 strangers must solve a murder that could only have been committed by one of his fellow travelers. Written by Michael Green (Logan, Alien: Covenant, Blade Runner 2049) and based on the classic mystery novel by Agatha Christie, the film also features Daisy Ridley as Miss Mary Debenham, Leslie Odom Jr. as Dr. Arbuthnot, Manuel Garcia-Rulfo as Biniamino Marquez, Penélope Cruz as Pilar Estravados, Josh Gad as Hector MacQueen, Johnny Depp as Edward Ratchett, Derek Jacobi as Edward Henry Masterman, Sergei Polunin as Count Rudolph Andrenyi, Lucy Boynton as Countess Elena Andrenyi, Marwan Kenzari as Pierre Michel, Michelle Pfeiffer as Caroline Hubbard, Judi Dench as Princess Dragomiroff, Olivia Colman as Hildegarde Schmidt, and Willem Dafoe as Gerhard Hardman. If right about now you’re thinking, “Wow, that’s a lot of characters to keep track of,” you’re correct. In a novel, a cast of this size is certainly doable, but in a two-hour film, it can be tough to keep track of who’s who and what their relationships are. Worse still, one of the great joys of watching a murder mystery is playing armchair detective and trying to figure out whodunit. Well, good luck. Between the size of the cast and the lack of clues, it’s hard to guess and even harder to care. Of course, it’s a beautiful looking film that opens in Jerusalem before moving on to Istanbul, and the train itself is a work of art. The costumes, the details, the steam engine moving through snow-covered mountains—all quite lovely. Likewise, the acting is generally excellent. For his part, Branagh plays

Poirot with relish. He’s a man obsessed with symmetry, and that very obsessivecompulsiveness and his attention to the smallest details generates his detection skills. It’s fun to see his blunt and judgmental behavior as he interacts with those he finds beneath him. Other standouts include Defoe as the Austrian scholar (or is he?), Cruz as the pious Spanish missionary, and Dench as the pretentious princess. As for Depp, he’s sort of phoning in his John Dillinger impression. If you’re familiar with the story, that may work in your favor. If not, the grand reveal may seem like a cop-out, and it certainly will frustrate the armchair detectives who think they’re solving the case. If you like period mystery dramas, this latest iteration of this oft told tale isn’t terrible, but I didn’t need to see it in the theater. (114 min.) —Glen Starkey

THE STAR

What’s it rated? PG Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Park, Galaxy A small but brave donkey named Bo (Steven Yeun) yearns for a life beyond his daily grind at the village mill. One day he finds the courage to break free, and finally goes on the adventure of his dreams. On his journey, he teams up with Ruth (Aidy Bryant), a lovable sheep who has lost her flock, and Dave (Keegan-Michael Key), a dove with lofty aspirations. Along with three wisecracking camels and some eccentric stable animals, Bo and his new friends follow the star and become unlikely

heroes in the greatest story ever told— the first Christmas. (86 min.) —Sony Pictures Animation

THOR: RAGNAROK

What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Full Price Where’s it showing? Sunset Drive-In, Downtown Centre, Park, Galaxy Taika Waititi (What We Do in the Shadows, Hunt for the Wilderpeople) directs Chris Hemsworth as Thor, the God of Thunder, who loses his hammer, is imprisoned on the other end of the universe, and finds himself pitted against his former ally The Hulk (Mark Ruffalo) in a gladiatorial battle. Meanwhile, Hela (Cate Blanchett), the Goddess of Death, is threatening to destroy Thor’s home, Asgard, so he must escape and race against time to protect everything he holds dear. The film also stars Tom Hiddleston as Thor’s estranged brother Loki, Idris Elba as Heimdall, Jeff Goldblum as Grandmaster, Tessa Thompson as Valkyrie, Karl Urban as Skurge, Anthony Hopkins as Odin, and Benedict Cumberbatch as Doctor Strange. Comic book movies are inherently silly and absurd, and nothing kills one quicker than over earnestness and taking itself too seriously. After the rousing success of the R-rated Deadpool and its self-deprecating humor, it seems like these films’ producers have clued into the idea that comic book films should be fun and funny. The producers of Thor: Ragnarok had the good sense to hire New Zealand Director

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Taika Waititi, who was responsible for the quirky indie gem Eagle vs Shark as well as some episodes of the brilliant TV series Flight of the Conchords. Last year Waititi hit a home run with the poignant, charming, and hilarious Hunt for the Wilderpeople, but as a director, Waititi was still a risk for taking over a big franchise film. Judging from the way he’s handled this Thor installment, he’ll be back. This film is a riot! Thor may be the God of Thunder, but he also has some insecurities, and the heart of the film is about him finding the true source of his power and channeling it. If you’ve seen the theatrical trailer, you’ve already got a taste of the film’s tone. “I don’t hang with The Avengers anymore. It all got too corporate,” Thor laments, perfectly encapsulating how eager this film is to make fun of itself and the entire idea of a comic book franchise. When Thor tries to gather a new team to save Asgard from Hela, Valkyrie asks, “This team of yours, it got a name?” “Yeah,” Thor replies, clearly trying to think up a name on the spot, “it’s called the … uh … Revengers.” Yep, this is a comic book movie I can get behind. Plus, all the characters are entertaining as heck. You’ve got a giant green rage monster, a jaded lastof-her-kind Norse warrior, a naïve and somewhat bumbling thunder god, and his homicidal half-brother who all have to join forces to kill Thor and Loki’s older sister, the Goddess of Death, who’s bent on destroying their world. I’m not sure there’s

any way to play this other than for laughs. Being a big, loud comic book movie, the film naturally has over-the-top special effects, amazing set-pieces, tons of action, and a ripping soundtrack—and all those elements are firing at high speed. When Led Zeppelin’s “Immigrant Song” starts playing over a pitched battle, it’s pretty much a perfect cinematic moment of highlevel campiness. This is a cosmic adventure with a similar feel to the Guardians of the Galaxy franchise. Between Blanchett as Hela and Goldblum as Grandmaster, you’ve got two really entertaining scenery chewing bad guys. Hemsworth’s Thor has an everyman charm. If you were merely to delineate the plot, this film would sound pretty boring, but as a sustained joke about the preposterousness of the Marvel Universe, it’s amazing! (130 min.) —Glen Starkey

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What’s it rated? R Where’s it showing? The Palm After months have passed without a culprit in her daughter’s murder case, Mildred Hayes (Academy Award winner Frances McDormand) makes a bold move, painting three signs leading into her town with a controversial message directed at William Willoughby (Academy Award nominee Woody Harrelson), the town’s revered chief of police. When his second-in-command Officer Dixon (Sam Rockwell), an immature mother’s boy with

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a penchant for violence, gets involved, the battle between Mildred and Ebbing’s law enforcement is only exacerbated. (115 min.) —Fox Searchlight Pictures

WONDER What’s it rated? PG What’s it worth? Full Price Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Park, Galaxy If you’re the type of person who enjoys those inspirational, feelgood, make-you-laugh-and-cry kind of movies, then you’ll love Wonder. However, if you’re that type of person but also a bit of a nerd, you will love Wonder even more. Wonder is about Auggie Pullman (Jacob Temblay), a 10-year-old science enthusiast who was born with facial deformities. The main storyline focuses on Auggie trying to adjust to attending school for the first time after being homeschooled his entire life, but there are also plots centered around the other characters, such as Auggie’s mother (Julia Roberts) trying to finish her dissertation that she put off after Auggie was born. On the surface, this film seems like your typical Oscar bait, with its underdog story and big name actors, (in addition to Roberts, it also features Owen Wilson as Auggie’s father), but there are little details that make Wonder special. For example, there are a lot of references to Auggie’s interests, and while I’m sure anyone would like this movie, I don’t think that one can fully appreciate it if they don’t watch Star Wars or have at least minimal knowledge of what Minecraft is. Unlike most movies of this genre that try to appeal to as wide of an audience as possible, Wonder doesn’t shy away from pandering to a slightly more niche crowd. That being said, even if you aren’t a geek like Auggie, chances are there will still be at least one character in this film that you’ll identify with. Auggie’s older sister, Via (Izabela Vidovic), is particularly phenomenal, always loving and supporting Auggie despite the fact that she is dealing with problems of her own, and often feeling alone in those problems since her parents tend to put Auggie’s needs before hers. Even the antagonists in this movie are given depth— for a second there, I actually felt sorry for cruel, rich boy Julian (Bryce Gheisar) once the audience meets his parents. Even if cheesy underdog stories aren’t your usual cup of tea, I still strongly encourage you to give Wonder a chance. It has more personality to it than most other films of this type, and Auggie isn’t even the character in the spotlight 100 percent of the time. It has certain humor and charm that gives it just a touch of uniqueness, and I have a hard time coming up with reasons why anyone wouldn’t like this movie. (113 min.) Δ —Katrina Borges

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t’s dark, but the gleam of the iconic acorn clock tower in downtown Paso Robles tells us we’re in the right spot as we turn onto Park Street on Friday, Nov. 17. Paso is lit right now with people ambling in and out of restaurants, and as someone who grew up here when there wasn’t even a movie theater, that’s saying a lot. We’re not here to eat or drink wine (favorite options in Paso). Instead we’re ready for a night at the theater. The Park Street Ballroom is tucked away just beside McLintocks. Walk too fast and you might miss it. We make our

way up the stairs, grab a program, and head in. It’s not a traditional theater, but the chic, historic space is filled with tables that create an intimate atmosphere and allow you to enjoy wine and snacks all throughout the show. Wine in hand, we settle in, just in time for the opening number. Gypsy the musical is on offer tonight, courtesy of Wine Country Theatre. The 1959 show (book by Arthur Laurents, music by Jule Styne) is revered among musical writers and critics, so I was hopeful we were in for a good time. At the helm is director Kristin Saunders (seen in

performances on the Central Coast and in the Bay Area). As I see it, Gypsy made backstage moms look horrifying long before Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ Kris Jenner was shoving her kids into the reality TV limelight. It’s a tale as old as time, really. It’s the early 1920s and we have Rose (Sholly Von Stein, seen acting at Central Coast theaters for decades), who is something of a mess, probably because her own mother walked out on her and she has also secretly always yearned to be an actress. Both of those things are a winning combo for long-term emotional

KIDDIE SHOW At her mother’s insistence, young June (Ruth Schulte) becomes the star of a second-rate kids act, Baby June and Her Newsboys (left) that evolves into an older June (Makenzie Hart) starring in a very similar act, Dainty June and Her Farmboys.

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stability. With three failed marriages under her belt, Rose decides to put everything she’s got into making sure her daughters, young June (Ruth Schulte) and Louise (Kaci Wagner) make it big on the Vaudeville circuit. This goes about as well as you’d expect. Along the way Rose drags the ever-hopeful Herbie (James Brescia) into the mess as the girls’ agent. Poor Herbie, he just wants to sell candy, marry Rose, and whisk her and the girls off to a life of normalacy. In her pursuit of living her dreams through her children, Rose is relentless, even blatantly favoring June when she shows more talent than her sister. She’s an awful mom, but with Von Stein in the roll, you can’t look away and you can’t totally hate her either, even as she ruins everything for herself and her daughters. The play jumps ahead a number of years and June (Makenzie Hart) and Louise (Libby Parker) are now young ladies. I’ll try not to give the second half away, but when Rose ruins an opportunity for June that pushes her away, it forces the “momager” to put all her eggs in Louise’s basket, which somehow leads them to a house of burlesque, a far cry from the dreams Rose had for either of her children. Gypsy gently forces the audiences to sit through some pretty heavy stuff, lulling us into submission with catchy numbers like “May We Entertain You?” “If Momma Was Married,” and “You’ll Never Get Away From Me.” Despite being a classic musical, Gypsy manages to entertain and leave the audiences thinking long after the final bow. Δ Arts Editor Ryah Cooley is going out on a high note at rcooley@newtimesslo.com.

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Sins of the (turkey) flesh From PO’ed political rants to OD’ing on gravy, T-Day is all about doing wrong right Writer’s note: This story is all in good fun. Also, Thanksgiving is an important time to honor, respect, and remember our vital Native American history. Don’t be a jerk to your grandparents, and remember: Literally everyone is feeding the dog under the table, so let’s not make Scruffy hurl.

hanksgiving breaks all the rules. Dinner starts at 2 p.m. sharp (or earlier). Beer starts at 11:30 a.m. Conservatives and liberals hang out— even enjoy each other’s company for a few moments (that’s progress). Old and young share stories and wisecracks and maybe even some off-color jokes. No one gets out of this familial feast without at least contemplating a few ways that they are truly grateful—which is something we all should do, 365 days a year. It is an exhausting and fulfilling time to be alive, this appetizer to “the holidays.” You can attempt to resist the food/existential hangover that lie ahead, or you can get on the bandwagon and double up on thirds. Consider this your Thanksgiving survival guide to going off the deep end, not avoiding it. Because when it comes to sins of the (turkey) flesh, it is tradition to do wrong right.

Gluttony

We all go overboard from time to time. (Where did that entire cheese plate go? That was for guests!) And no, you should not necessarily feel excellent after eating an entire sleeve of Girl Scout cookies in one sitting, especially if that sitting is in front of some god-awful reality television. However, there is one day each year that you can proudly unbutton the top of your jeans and proclaim, “I’m gassy and proud!” Thanksgiving is your get-out-of-glut-free-card, people. Use it! What’s worse than waking up in a pool of grandma’s gravy with a massive food baby (it’s twins) kicking around your gut? I’ll tell you what: The horrifying, hollow realization that you only ate salad.

Lust

Unfortunately, holidays are peak times for social media use. If I had my way, I’d create a mandatory Instagram/Facebook/ Twitter blackout for at least a day before, during, and after the ceremonial feast. Why? For one, your family came to visit you from all this way. Wake up and spend some quality time with your elders! Two: Comparison is the thief of joy. While you’re lusting at someone’s “perfect” Instagram turkey surrounded

@flavorslo by gorgeous slices of pomegranate and pinecones (who cares if pinecones aren’t edible, it looks so pretty), you will inevitably neglect your own imperfectly perfect occasion. Don’t do that. Not everyone gets to have Thanksgiving. If you are enjoying any kind of meal (or, say, a snack) with people you remotely enjoy, you’re golden.

Greed

Counting up the slices of pizza your friends have eaten when sharing a communal pie is one thing (it’s called college). Now that you’re an adult, you shouldn’t be plopping half the mashed potatoes on your plate “just in case” there aren’t any leftovers. Don’t be greedy, lest you want to get downgraded to the kids table. What’s leftover belongs to the meek, anyway.

Hubris

So you think that your stuffing is literally bigger than the Beatles. Maybe your great-grandma (and grandma and mom and everyone else in your family) thinks that it’s superior because you use sage/olives/corn/lobster tail in the top secret recipe, which is written on an ancient scroll guarded by ninjas. Guess what? Someone else will turn their nose up at it. If you’re bringing a dish to Thanksgiving, you don’t need to preface it as “world famous” or “The best ever.” Your dish, although tasty, is probably only world famous to your particular clan. Isn’t that good enough? If it’s really

SLICE IT UP, SLEEP IT OFF Gluttony, sloth, and—of course—political disagreements will abound this Thanksgiving. Take Flavor writer Hayley Thomas Cain’s advice, and “roll with it.” Oh, and pass the rolls, please!

universally beloved, you’ll know. A sure fire way to confirm your pie/cranberry sauce/green beans reigns supreme? You find the host sneaking big spoonfuls while preparing the table. He/she will say, “I’m just testing the temperature” or whatever, but you’ll know. Did someone ask you for the recipe? Don’t get a big head. Did your cranky uncle Saul who never gives kudos to anyone ask for the recipe? You’re on to something. Did the sullen and extremely picky pre-teen crack a smile while consuming it? Congrats, you may have a rock star dish. Go on, be proud, but stay humble. Think of the little people who helped you get to the top.

Sorrow

No one told you that your daughter’s boyfriend (and now, suddenly, your daughter) is #veganlife and #glutenfree. The dog ate the three pies you spent literally seven hours making, from the gingersnap cookie crust to the elaborate latticework sprinkled with “fancy” nutmeg, which you imported from a specialty grocer two towns over. Do not succumb to sorrow. Listen to me. You need to get up, put on some lipstick, and go to the grocery store with the rest of les misérables. Secret truth: No one will care that it isn’t homemade. Some may not even notice. Remember: Your guests just want to hang out and eat food with people they like and love. The biggest lie of of all: Thanksgiving really isn’t all about the food. Not even a tiny bit.

Wrath

“Don’t talk politics!” your host cries. Maybe you’re the host, and you’ve established this rule, hoping to ensure that all parties experience an enjoyable Thanksgiving holiday. Remember this: YOU CANNOT STOP THE WRATH. Do yourself a favor, and just let go. The world is far too messed up right now. Tensions will bubble to the surface; it’s natural. You can’t stop NPR vs. Fox and Friends feuding, but you can stuff your guests full of so much delicious food that they can barely breathe, let alone pontificate. And yes, you can totally turn the hose on anyone brazen enough to take the fight outside to the front lawn. You don’t need your neighbors seeing that.

Vanity

See: Lust. Don’t take 10,000 pictures of your perfect table spread complete with artisanal cider pairings and share across all social media platforms. It’s a crime against humanity. If you do, you’re part of the problem. You will be unfriended and blocked.

Sloth

Finally! Isn’t this the best part? Once the real-life game of Hungry Hungry Hippos comes to an end (everyone wins), you’ll be riding high on a tryptophan trip so strong you can’t remember where you parked the car. Just go with it. Roll FLAVOR continued page 56

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your body onto the floor, pet some dogs (if your Thanksgiving does not include an assortment of dogs, or even cats, I can’t help you), and nap your way to bloated bliss. When you wake up, you’ll probably feel like popping a roll of antacids and retiring to the couch for a few hours. Resist! Even a sloth like you can help out by doing a few dishes. Even a sloth can take a moment and donate their time at a local soup kitchen. That’s called Thanksgiving karma (and getting invited back). ∆

H ayley’s Bites

Talents:

• The ability to learn how to develop solutions to marketing problems.

FLAVOR from page 55

Hayley Thomas Cain aims to get invited back every year (even after the “incident” with the ambrosia). She can be reached at hthomas@newtimesslo.com.

If you want to make a difference and do something that matters then keep reading. The Sun is looking for an individual who cares about building relationships and partnering with local businesses. If you have the heart, we have the tools to train you to be a successful Ad Consultant. You must be self-motivated, ambitious, and an independent person who also wants to be part of a great team. Successful reps will have a sincere desire to help our clients assess their needs and work together to create marketing campaigns that increase their business.

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Help is on the way: Let’s raise some funds for our Northern California winemaker friends! The flames may have subsided, but the need for help has not. Join a cluster of local food and wine leaders for a Wine Feast for Fire Relief at Oyster Ridge in Santa Margarita this Dec. 8. You’ll dine on local eats crafted by chefs Mateo Rogers and Brittney Yracheta of Heirloom Catering, and Chef Spencer Johnston and Chris Batille of The Monger and the Chef. Plus, you’ll enjoy wines, appetizers, desserts, and the peace of mind that comes from knowing you lent a hand when the stakes were high. For more information, email winefirerelief@gmail. com or find the event on Facebook … Libertine Brewing Co. on Broad Street in SLO is gearing up for Caskmas this Dec. 2! Dress in your ugliest holiday sweater, bring some canned foods for needy families, and sip on brews from all over the place. We’re talking Sante Adarius, Alvarado Street, Figueroa Mountain, Central Coast Brewing, Topa Topa, Green Flash, Casa Agria, Mikkeler SD, Brasserie Dunham, Silva Brewing, Faction, Dionysus, The Brüery, Modern Times, Firestone Walker, and more! For info, follow the brewery on Facebook.

DiD you hear? We salute you; the wine salutes you: If you love local wine, you know the name Archie McLaren. This beloved wine guy is retiring after 33 years manning the Central Coast Wine Classic event, which has helped with funding support for KCBX, the Northern Chumash cultural preservation, and the Vineyard and Farm Workers. An exhibit honoring his legacy, Doing Good and Living Well: Archie McLaren and the Central Coast Wine Classic, will show Wednesday through Monday from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. at the SLO History Center, 696 Monterey St. in SLO. Call 543‐0638 or go to historycenterslo.org … New delivery service Central Coast Meats is delivering local chicken, beef, and more to your door at this hectic time of year (centralcoastmeats.com) … The Cass House Grill in Cayucos is churning out awesome baked goods perfect for chilly mornings. Try their newest French offering with a caramel crust, custard center, and vanilla bean rum throughout (222 N. Ocean Ave. in Cayucos).

seasonal sensations Drink your calories: Looking for a cozy holiday cocktail? Put a twist on the traditional eggnog delight: Mix that yummy eggnog with fig puree, bourbon, almond milk, nutmeg, and a sprig of thyme. Bring on the figgy pudding and holiday guests! … Eureka! in SLO has brought on the winter flavors, including spiced caramel popcorn, cauliflower bites, smoked salmon dip, shaved Brussels sprouts, a short rib kimchi burger, and a house-made pimento grilled cheese with seasonal soup … The Vegetable Butcher is now offering Sunday brunch! Get ready for chilaquiles, fried chicken breakfast tacos, strawberry avocado toast, and more (712 Marsh St., SLO) … Scout Coffee on Garden Street in SLO is offering a butterscotch latte that is what holiday dreams are made of (@ scoutcoffee on Instagram). ∆ Hayley Thomas Cain is always looking for new and exciting bites. Send ideas, suggestions, and hot nibbles to hthomas@ newtimesslo.com.

H ayley’s P icks Save the world, eat chocolate What happens when two good things collide? I’m talking artisan chocolate and doing good in the world—two joyful things that, when combined, create an explosion of bliss. Mama Ganache Artisan Chocolates in SLO has long since funneled a portion of its funds to African cacao farmers working to grow their own businesses and strengthen their own communities. Now, the Monterey Street chocolate shop will host a tour of its facility for all to see. Yes, it’s a real-life chocolate factory, where ethically sourced, fair-trade morsels are crafted each day! This tour will unfold Dec. 2 from 10 to 11 a.m. and you can even bring a friend. The only catch? The tour is a perk for members of the SLO Foods Co-op, the member owned and operated storefront featuring local produce, meats, wine, dairy, bread, and more on Victoria Street. Ever hear of it? By joining their community-supported ranks, you’ll be bolstering a local food system crafted by local people for local people. You’ll put dollars into the pockets of local farmers who work hard to make this dream a reality, which means a cleaner planet for all. Too much commitment? No worries. You don’t have to be a member to shop the co-op’s lineup of local goods. Stop by any time to check out their brand new cheese case just in time for the holidays! And yes, you’ll also find a selection of Mama Ganache chocolates, perfect for gifting and giving back. Choose sweetness. It goes a long, long, long way. Mama Ganache Artisan Chocolates is located at 1445 Monterey St. in downtown SLO; The SLO Foods Co-op is located at 2492 Victoria Ave. ∆ Hayley Thomas Cain loves it when something sweet and local can do something sweet around the world. She can be reached at hthomas@newtimesslo.com.

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C>FILE NO. 2017-2622 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/30/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THERAPEUTIC RECREATION SERVICES, 10080 Bar-BB Ln. Unit 2B, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Tony Wayne Holt(10080 Bar-BB Ln. Unit 2B, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Tony Holt. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-01-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Kramos. 11-01-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2426 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/28/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: 4900 DEL RIO PARTNERSHIP, 4900 San Benito Road, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. Marilyn Sibbach(4900 San Benito Road, Atascadero, CA 93422), John Rogers(4850 Dolores Ave, Atascadero, CA 93422), Paul Rogers(9368 Riberena, Atascadero, CA 93422), James Rogers(764 Longhorn Court, Paso Robles, CA 93446) and Bill Rogers(1220 North Wahsatch Ave, Colorado Springs, CO 80903). This business is conducted by a General Partnership./s/Marilyn Sibbach, General Partner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-03-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, A. McCormick. 11-03-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FILE NO. 2017-2448 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/01/1993) New Filing The following person is doing business as: FITNESS EGDE, 795 Buckley Road, Suite 1, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Travis James Jones(1075 La Serenta Way, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Travis Jones, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-10-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 10-10-22. Nov. 2, 9, 16 & 23 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2475 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: NAUTILUS SURF SHOP, 696 Morro Bay Blvd. Morro Bay, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. Chandler Augustine Richmond(1183 Morro Ave. Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Chandler Richmond, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-1217. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, TJ. Blandford. 10-12-22. Nov. 2, 9, 16 & 23 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2485 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/13/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: HEAVEN SCENT CLEANING, 1630 Tonini Dr. #11, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Jill Letitia Terra(1630 Tonini Dr. #11, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Jill Terra. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-13-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez. 10-13-22. Nov. 2, 9, 16 & 23 2017

FILE NO. 2017-2499 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: MERCEDES-BENZ OF SAN LUIS OBISPO, CHEVROLET OF SAN LUIS OBISPO, 1423 Calle Joaquin Rd, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Cardinale Motors SLO Inc.(3239 Imjin Rd. Marina, CA 93933) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/Cardinale Motors SLO Inc. Teresa Fountain, Corporate Controller. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-16-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 10-16-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2534 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: VINTAGE SUGAR, 1377 Division St, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Nicole Lynn Perez(1377 Division St, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Nicole Perez. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-23-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, A. Bautista. 10-23-22. Nov. 2, 9, 16 & 23 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2535 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/01/2003) New Filing The following person is doing business as: A CLEAN HOUSE, 3500 Bullock Lane #39, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Rebecca Elizabeth Moir-Evans(3500 Bullock Lane #39, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Rebecca E. MoirEvans. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-23-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez. 10-23-22. Nov. 2, 9, 16 & 23 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2540 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/24/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: XKS UNLIMITED, 850 Fiero Ln. San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Moss JagCo, LLC(400 Rutherford St. Goleta, CA 93117) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Limited Liability Company./s/Moss JagCo, LLC. Ed Moss, Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-24-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez. 10-24-22. Nov. 2, 9, 16 & 23 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2541 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/24/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ACACIA CREEK HOME STAGING, 1229 Briarwood Dr, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Jessica Bass(1229 Briarwood Dr, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Jessica Bass, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-24-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 10-2422. Nov. 2, 9, 16 & 23 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2542 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CENTRAL COAST MOBILE PHLEBOTOMY, 765 Mesa View Drive #71, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Chandler Marie Hale(765 Mesa View Drive #71, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Chandler Hale. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-24-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown. 10-24-22. Nov. 2, 9, 16 & 23 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2548 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/24/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: A GIRL AND HER BRUSHES, 845 Oak Park Blvd, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Courtney Erin Wallace(1026 Sycamore Drive, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Courtney Erin Wallace, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-24-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Kramos. 10-24-22. Nov. 2, 9, 16 & 23 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2556 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/15/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: POKE MORRO, 922 Rancho Parkway Ste G-2, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Poke Morro Inc.(2255 S. Broadway Suite 5, Santa Maria, CA 93454) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/Poke Morro Inc. Eric Huynh, Secretary. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-25-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 10-25-22. Nov. 2, 9, 16 & 23 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2561 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: LADERA TECHNOLOGIES, LADERA, LADERA CONSULTING, 233 Travis Drive, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Jesse Acosta(233 Travis Drive, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Jesse Acosta. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-25-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Kramos. 10-25-22. Nov. 2, 9, 16 & 23 2017

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS

FILE NO. 2017-2563 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/25/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: PACIFIC PROPERTIES HOME ESTATE INVESTMENT, CENTRAL COAST MANAGEMENT GROUP, 1111 Riverside Ave #403, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Christopher Pardee Austin(1923 Kleck Rd, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Christopher Pardee Austin. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-25-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Kramos. 10-25-22. Nov. 2, 9, 16 & 23 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

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FILE NO. 2017-2600 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/01/2012) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CONNECT ACCOUNTING, 1184 E. Grand Ave. Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Papilio Consulting Inc(1184 E. Grand Ave. Arroyo Grande, CA 93420) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/Papilio Consulting, Inc. Jazmin Cortez, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-30-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 10-30-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2571 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SLIM DILLY DOGS, 301 Cypress Street, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Sherice Lynn Dabbs(9823 Road 29, Madera, CA 93637). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Sherice Dabbs, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-26-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez. 10-26-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FILE NO. 2017-2606 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/30/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THERAPEUTIC RECREATION SERVICES, 2387 Carpenter Cyn Rd. San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. James Edwin Neville(2387 Carpenter Cyn Rd. San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/James Edwin Neville. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-30-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 10-30-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS

FILE NO. 2017-2576 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/26/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ARROYO NURSERY, 955 Guadalupe Rd. Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Esteban Cruz, Guadalupe Ramos De Cruz, Enrique Martinez Lopez and Marina Ramos Lopez(855 Guadalupe Rd. Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by a General Partnership./s/Esteban Cruz. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-26-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez. 10-26-22. Nov. 2, 9, 16 & 23 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2587 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/26/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: COLLABORATIVE DESIGN STUDIO, 2660 Spyglass Drive #D, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Robert Ross Stilleson Jr. (2660 Spyglass Drive #D, Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Robert Ross Stilleson Jr, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-27-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 10-27-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2595 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: IRC BIOLOGIC, 362 Binscarth Rd, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Life-Fx Products, LLC(8 The Green Suite A, Dover, Delaware 19901) Delaware. This business is conducted by a DE Limited Liability Company./s/ Life-Fx Products, LLC. Alex Gierczyk, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-30-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Kramos. 10-30-22. Nov. 23, 30 & Dec. 7, 14 2017

NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2615 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/31/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BEACHY CLEAN, 1964 7th St. Apt. C, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Janaca Andria Jankovich(1964 7th St. Apt. C, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Janaca Andria Jankovich. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-31-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 10-31-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2616 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BRIGHTEN THE CORNERS, 1435 7th Street, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Melody G. Moore(1435 7th Street, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Melody G. Moore. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-31-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 10-31-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2619 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/31/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: UR FIRST, 2925 Flora St, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Taylor Alexander Taff(2925 Flora St, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401) and Gary Marshall Taff(43850 Buckhorn Cove, Road E, Little River, CA 95456). This business is conducted by a General Partnership./s/Taylor Taff. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-31-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez. 10-31-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FILE NO. 2017-2620 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/12/2012) New Filing The following person is doing business as: WILSON CUPCAKE COMPANY, 1630 Longbranch Avenue, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Diana Wilson(1630 Longbranch Avenue, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Diana Wilson. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-31-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 10-31-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2635 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/02/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: AGGSON’S GLASS, 2900 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Garrison & Garrison Inc.( 2900 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/Garrison & Garrison Inc. Gale M. Garrison, Secretary Treasurer. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-02-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 11-02-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2621 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/10/2015) New Filing The following person is doing business as: 007 REAL ESTATE GROUP, 350 James Way, Suite 130, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. 007 Real Estate Group Inc.(1700 K Street, Suite 220, Bakersfield, CA 93301) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/007 Real Estate Group Inc. Jacek Bond, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-01-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, N. Balseiro. 11-01-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FILE NO. 2017-2641 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/02/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: RIB & Y Hoop Houses, 232 E. Bennett St. Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Jose Ernesto Medina Mata(232 E. Bennett St. Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Jose Ernesto Medina Mata. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-02-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Kramos. 11-02-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2625 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/01/2011) New Filing The following person is doing business as: FOURCROY ENGINEERING, 621 Manzanita Drive, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Fourcroy, Inc.(621 Manzanita Drive, Los Osos, CA 93402) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/Matthew Fourcroy, Director CFO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-01-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, N. Balseiro. 11-01-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FILE NO. 2017-2642 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THE CRYPTO SPACE, 3080 Main Street, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Caleb Alexhander Blasingame(3080 Main Street, Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Caleb Blasingame. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-02-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez. 11-02-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2628 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: REFINED INTERIOR SOLUTIONS, INC. 3388 Broad Street A, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Refined Interior Solutions, Inc. (3388 Broad Street A, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401) CA.This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/Refined Interior Solutions, Inc. Nancy KendrickSecretary. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-01-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Kramos. 11-01-22. Nov. 16, 23, 30 & Dec. 7 2017

FILE NO. 2017-2649 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/23/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: STEVE’S RECYCLING, 1130 Los Osos Valley Rd. Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Steve Rodarte(1921 12th Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Steve Rodarte, Owner/Operator. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-03-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Kramos. 11-03-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2651 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/02/2012) New Filing The following person is doing business as: TREASURES ANTIQUE MALL, 475 Morro Bay Blvd. Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Mary Aileen Vanzee(475 Morro Bay Blvd. Morro Bay, CA 93442) and Martin Dean Vanzee(993 Mesa St. Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by a Married Couple./s/Mary Vanzee. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-03-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 11-03-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FILE NO. 2017-2630 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ALLCORN CLEANING SERVICES, 1742 Ocean Street, Oceano, CA 93445. San Luis Obispo County. Gary Allcorn and Karen Allcorn(1742 Ocean Street, Oceano, CA 93445). This business is conducted by a Married Couple./s/Karen Allcorn. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-01-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Kramos. 11-01-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

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NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2652 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/03/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: RSB PROPERTY MANAGEMENT, 530 Ellen Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Ronnald Wayne Schmitt(530 Ellen Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Ronnald Wayne Schmitt. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-03-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 11-03-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2654 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/03/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BE PRESENT, 141 Leeward Ave, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Lisa Marie Dietz(141 Leeward Ave, Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Lisa Marie Dietz. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-03-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown. 11-03-22. Nov. 16, 23, 30 & Dec. 7 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2655 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/17/1987) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CARLA’S COUNTRY KITCHEN, 213 Beach St. Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Carla’s Country Kitchen Inc.(213 Beach St. Morro Bay, CA 93442) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/ Carla’s Country Kitchen, Inc. Carla Wixom, Pres. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-24-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez. 10-24-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2657 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/11/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: HLSTUDIO, 2860 Atascadero Road, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Hilary Lynn Saner(2860 Atascadero Road, Morro Bay, CA 93442).This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Hilary Lynn Saner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-06-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 11-06-22. Nov. 16, 23, 30 & Dec. 7 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2659 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/04/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: STELLAR VISION, RAYMOND & ASSOCIATES, GATEWAY GAZETTE, 860 Jessica Pl, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Stellar Vision, Inc(860 Jessica Pl, Nipomo, CA 93444) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/ Stellar Vision, Inc. Ruby BoultonRaymond, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-06-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 11-06-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

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NOTICE TO PROPOSERS

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The City of Pismo Beach invites qualified consultants to submit their proposals to provide the City with a comprehensive cost of service and rate study of the City’s water and wastewater enterprise funds, and propose water, wastewater, storm water, and other related fees. Proposals must be received before 2:00 p.m., as determined by www.time.gov, on Wednesday, December 20, 2017, addressed and delivered to the City Clerk, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. Proposals received after that date and time will not be considered. Each proposal must be submitted to the City Clerk’s Office in a sealed envelope plainly marked with the proposal title and bidder name. Submit the not-to-exceed fee proposal and standard hourly billing rates in a separate sealed envelope and as a separate electronic document at the same time and as a companion document to the proposal. The Request for Proposals (RFP) package and additional information may be obtained free on the City’s website at www.pismobeach.org, or by emailing Nadia Feeser at nfeeser@pismobeach.org. Proposals submitted will be reviewed by a team of City representatives. The team will review all complete, eligible qualification submittals received by the deadline. Upon evaluating the proposers’ qualifications, the team may identify top vendors to be invited for finalist interviews. Nadia Feeser City of Pismo Beach Administrative Services Director 805-773-7010 November 16 & 23, 2017

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO BOARD OF SUPERVISORS MEETING BRIEF TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 2017 AT 9:00 AM. ALL BOARD MEMBERS PRESENT 1. Consent Agenda – Item Nos. 1-19 & 30 & Resolution (Res.) No. 2017-282 through 2017-289, approved as amended. 2. Public Comment Period - matters not on the agenda: M. Rogers; E. Greening; J. Hostetter; D. DiFatta; S. Veley; C. Hite & L. Owen, speak. No action taken. 3. FY 2017-18 1st Qtr. Financial Report, Staff Recommendation Nos. 1-17, approved & Res. Nos. 2017-290 thru 2017-292 adopted. 4. Ordinance No. 3356, implementing the County Fee Schedules for CY 2018 & FY 2018-19, adopted. 5. Request from Dana Adobe Nipomo Amigos to waive $52,900 in permit processing fees for approved construction permits proposed for the historic Dana Adobe, approved. 6. Closed Session. Anticipated Litigation: No of potential cases: 3. Significant exposure to litigation: No of potential cases: 3. Existing litigation: PG&E’s 2017 General Rate Case A: 1509-001; Application Filed by PG&E for Retirement of Diablo Canyon Power Plant A: 16-08-006; PG&E’s 2015 Nuclear Decommissioning Cost Triennial Proceeding, A-16-03-006; Friends of Oceano Dunes Inc. v. CA Coastal Commission, et al. Conference w/ Labor Negotiator, T. Douglas-Schatz, re: SLOGAU; SLOCEA-T&C; DCCA; Sheriffs’ Mgmt; SLOCPPOA; DSA; DAIA; SLOCPMPOA; SLOCEA–PSSC; Unrepresented Mgmt & Confidential Employees; ASLOCDS. Personnel re: Public Employee Appointment for the Position of County Administrative Officer. Conference w/ Real Property Negotiator re: 1720 Bishop St, SLO described as a portion of APN 003601-006; Parties Negotiating: J. Luciano, Executive Director, Child Development Resource Center of the Central Coast. Instructions to County Negotiator: Price, Terms & Conditions. Report out. Open Session. 7. Presentations: recognizing 30 years of service to M. Rovenstine (Res. No. 2017-292) & K. Tardiff (Res. No. 2017-293) & Res. No 2017-294, proclaiming November as “National Hospice Palliative Care Month”, adopted. 8. Options for reinstating a Health Agency mosquito control program, direction provided to staff & tabled to Feb. 2018. 9. Hearing to identify public needs for the proposed annual Urban Co. of SLO 2018 Action Plan for the allocation of federal grant funding associated with the CDBG, HOME, ESG programs, direction provided to staff. 10. Appeal by B. Curti of the Planning Dept. Hearing Officer’s denial of a request for a Minor Use Permit / Coastal Development Permit (DRC2016-00117) to modify the 50-ft. distance requirement & allow a 4-bedroom single family residence at 2925 Avila Beach Dr in Avila Beach, to be used as a residential vacation rental, upheld based on the findings & conditions. Meeting Adjourned. Tommy Gong, County Clerk-Recorder and Ex-Officio Clerk of the Board of Supervisors By: /s/ Annette Ramirez, Deputy Clerk November 23, 2017

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LegaL Notices FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2661 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THE ESSENTIAL COMPANY, 5705 Dolores Ave, Atascadero, CA 93422 . San Luis Obispo County. Jamie Turrey(5705 Dolores Ave, Atascadero, CA 93422) CA. This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Jamie Turrey. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-06-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown. 11-06-22. Nov. 23, 30 & Dec. 7, 14 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2666 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/15/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CHC PHARMACY SLO, 77 Casa Street, Suite 205, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. imgRx SLO, Inc.(815 Brazos St. Ste. 900, Austin, TX 78701) DE. This business is conducted by a DE Corporation./s/imgRx SLO, Inc. Kevin Rew, General Counsel & COO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-06-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown. 11-0622. Nov. 23, 30 & Dec. 7, 14 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2672 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SBS, 275 Marquita Avenue, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. San Benito Supply(1060 Nash Road, Hollister, CA 95023) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/San Benito Supply, Mark Schipper, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-06-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown. 11-06-22. Nov. 23, 30 & Dec. 7, 14 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2678 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: TRUE NATIVE MEDIA, 2250 Hemlock Ave, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Heather Osgood(2250 Hemlock Ave, Morro Bay, CA 93442).This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Heather Osgood, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-07-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, N. Balseiro. 11-07-22. Nov. 16, 23, 30 & Dec. 7 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2680 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (04/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: HUMBL, 3591 Sacramento Drive, Suite 104, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Cory O’Keefe(615 Eman Ct., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420).This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Cory O’Keef. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-07-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, I. Diaz. 11-07-22. Nov. 16, 23, 30 & Dec. 7 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2689 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2016) New Filing The following person is doing business as: Y. HAYASHI AND SONS, 2460 Gracia Way, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Haruo Hayashi(2460 Gracia Way, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420).This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Alan Hayashi, Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-08-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, N. Balseiro. 1108-22. Nov. 16, 23, 30 & Dec. 7 2017

FILE NO. 2017-2711 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/13/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THE MEADOW, 691 Lincoln St, Apt. C, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Serena Jade Ames(691 Lincoln St, Apt. C, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Serena Jade Ames. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-13-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 11-13-22. Nov. 23, 30 & Dec. 7, 14 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2702 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/09/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SEVEN SEEDS & BULBS, 13425 Santa Rita Rd, Cayucos, CA 93430. San Luis Obispo County. Chris Haggie(13425 Santa Rita Rd, Cayucos, CA 93430) CA. This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Chris Haggie, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-09-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, TJ. Blandford. 1109-22. Nov. 23, 30 & Dec. 7, 14 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2705 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/09/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: A LA MODE, 895 Oak Park Blvd, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. JDI America, Inc.(895 Oak Park Blvd, Pismo Beach, CA 93449) CA.This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/JDI America, Inc. Dahye Yun, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-09-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 11-09-22. Nov. 16, 23, 30 & Dec. 7 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FILE NO. 2017-2718 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/11/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: NORTH WINDS FARM, 1559 10th Street, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Adam Arlan Kirchner(1559 10th Street, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Adam Kirchner, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-13-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 11-13-22. Nov. 23, 30 & Dec. 7, 14 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2719 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CAMPING 101, 1185 Monaco Ct, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. William Lawrence Miller(1185 Monaco Ct, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ William L. Miller. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-13-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, TJ. Blandford. 11-13-22. Nov. 23, 30 & Dec. 7, 14 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2706 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/09/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CUESTA CARPET CLEANING & JANITORIAL, 210 Margarita Ave #15, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Ricardo Boche Gonzalez(210 Margarita Ave #15, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401).This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Ricardo B. Gonzalez. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-09-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown. 11-09-22. Nov. 16, 23, 30 & Dec. 7 2017

FILE NO. 2017-2733 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/13/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: KINDRED A BEAUTY COLLECTIVE, 310 Front St, Suite B&C, Avila Beach, CA 93424. San Luis Obispo County. Brooklynn Desiree Truderung(886 Pine View Dr, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420), Amy Elizabeth Maggipinto(1221 Price Street #9, Pismo Beach, CA 93449) and Natalie Rose Spencer(210 East Dana St, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by a General Partnership./s/Brooklynn Truderung. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-13-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez. 11-13-22. Nov. 23, 30 & Dec. 7, 14 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2708 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: GARY’S METALWORKS, 4901 Sparrow Hawk Lane, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Gary Ellis Newby(4901 Sparrow Hawk Lane, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Gary Newby. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-13-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown. 11-13-22. Nov. 23, 30 & Dec. 7, 14 2017

FILE NO. 2017-2747 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CORDATE CELLARS, 695 Clarion Court, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Sarita Bonita LLC(695 Clarion Court, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/Sarita Bonita, LLC. Deron T. Brewer, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-14-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 11-14-22. Nov. 23, 30 & Dec. 7, 14 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2748 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CAL COAST REALTY, 960 Bakersfield St. Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Hessco Products, Inc.(960 Bakersfield St. Pismo Beach, CA 93449) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/ Hessco Products, Inc. Howard Hess, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-15-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 11-15-22. Nov. 23, 30 & Dec. 7, 14 2017

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: CONSTANCE M. HOLLANDER CASE NUMBER: 17PR - 0395

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: CONSTANCE M. HOLLANDER, CONSTANCE MARIE HOLLANDER, CONSTANCE MARIE FLORES, CONTANCE MARIE FLORES-HOLLANDER, CONNIE FLORES, CONNIE HOLLANDER. A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by FRANK F. MOONEY in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo. The Petition for Probate requests that CHARLOTTE POTTER be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: February 6, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for Petitioner: Louis F. Doyle PO BOX 360 (physical: 93 E. San Martin Ave., San Martin, CA 95046) San Martin, CA 95046 November 16, 23, & 30, 2017

LegaL Notices NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: LUIS VILLANUEVA CASE NUMBER: 17PR - 0404

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: LUIS VILLANUEVA A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by JESUS QUIROZ in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo. The Petition for Probate requests that JESUS QUIROZ be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: FEBRUARY 6, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for Petitioner: Patricia M. Scoles, Esq. Law Offices of Patricia M. Scoles, APC 1104 Vine Street, Suite B Paso Robles, CA 93446 November 16, 23, & 30, 2017

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: SUKHJINDER “WILLIE” SINGH CASE NUMBER: 17PR - 0401

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: SUKHJINDER “WILLIE” SINGH A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by IKE M. IQBAL in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo. The Petition for Probate requests that IKE M. IQBAL be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for

LegaL Notices examination in the file kept by the court. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: February 6, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for Petitioner: Richard Weldon 301 E. Main Street Santa Maria, CA 93454 November 23, 30, & December 7, 2017

NOTICE OF LIEN SALE

Lien Sale Saturday, December 2, 2017, at 9:00 a.m. Contents of Unit 404 - John Fulton, Unit 706 - Phillip Varney, and Unit 809 - Carol Lorusso. Cash only, by sealed bid. Beach Area Storage, 464 Leoni Drive, Grover Beach. November 16 & 23, 2017

NOTICE OF PUBLIC LIEN SALE

The following units will be sold to satisfy liens against them at a public auction to be held on Friday, December 1, 2017. Notice is hereby given by the undersigned that a public lien sale of the following described personal property will be held. Unit #998 - Mandy Chisum. Dining room table and chairs with matching buffet. Sealed bids will be accepted preceding a silent auction at 9:00am to 12:00 noon, Friday, December 1, 2017, at ABBY’S SELF STORAGE 50 ABBY ROAD, TEMPLETON , County of San Luis Obispo, State of California. Bond #0455718. Bids will be taken from 9 AM to 12 NOON (owner has the right to refuse and all bids. Owner has the right to bid.) Highest bidder will be notified by telephone by 1:00 PM the day of the auction. Cash or credit cards only. This is due and payable at the time of removal, which must be completed by 5:00 PM on the day of the auction. November 23, 30, 2017

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ORDINANCE NO. 3356 ORDINANCE AMENDING COUNTY FEE SCHEDULE The Board of Supervisors of the County of San Luis Obispo, State of California, ordains as follows: SECTION 1: The Board finds and determines: a. That it has the authority to revise fee charges for providing any product, service, or enforcement of various regulations under the general laws of the State of California, including Government Code Sections 54985 et seq. and 66010 et seq. b. The Board has adopted a policy (Resolution No. 75-396) requiring the County Administrator and the Auditor-Controller to annually review changes in fees and charges for specific County products, services and costs of enforcement with the departments making those charges, and make recommendations to this Board as to whether said charges should remain the same, be increased or be decreased. c. On November 22, 2016, Ordinance No. 3339 was adopted establishing or reaffirming all county fees. Said ordinance, and any other ordinances subsequently adopted amending the fee schedule, shall continue in effect unless modified by this ordinance. All fees to be charged in calendar year 2018 as set out in Schedule “A”* or in Fiscal Year 2018-19 as set forth in Schedule “B”* of this ordinance have been subject to review by the County Administrator and the County Auditor-Controller. All fees presented on Schedule “A” * and Schedule “B” * are attached and incorporated by reference herein. d. The Auditor-Controller has certified to this Board that the overhead rates are calculated in accordance with accounting standards set by the Federal Government’s Office of Management and Budget, in accordance with Circular A-87. e. The fees and charges shown on Schedule “A” * and Schedule “B” * hereto reflect the Board approved charges for providing any product or service, or the cost of enforcing any regulations, which are limited to those items included in the Federal Office of Management and Budget Circular A-87; provided, however, that fees for zoning and planning matters, including municipal and district organizational and re-organizational matters, as specified in Government Code Section 66016, do not exceed estimated reasonable costs of those services for which the fees are charged. f. Capital facilities fees do not exceed actual construction costs as defined in Government Code Section 54999.1. g. By definition, these charges are not a “tax” and are exempt from voter approval pursuant to California Constitution Code Article XIIIC, section 1, paragraph (e)(1)[charge for specific benefit conferred]/(2)[charge for specific service provided]/ (3)[charge for issuing license or performing inspection]/(4) [charge for use of government property]/(5)[fine or penalty imposed for violation of law] (Prop.26). h. Public Notice has been given in accordance with Government Code Sections 66016 and 66018. SECTION 2: The fee schedules are amended as follows: a.That the fee changes attached and incorporated by reference herein shown on Schedule “A” as “proposed fees” are hereby approved, and shall be effective January 1, 2018. b. That the fee changes attached and incorporated by reference herein shown on Schedule “B” as “proposed fees” are hereby approved, and shall be effective July 1, 2018. SECTION 3: All departmental managers and divisional managers whose services are listed in said Schedule “A”* and Schedule “B”* are hereby directed to amend their fees for services to the rate shown in Schedule “A”* and Schedule “B”* as “proposed fees”, including all additions or deletions. SECTION 4: This ordinance shall take effect and be in full force and effect as set forth in Section 2 above; and before the expiration of fifteen (15) days after passage of this ordinance, it shall be published once with the names of the members of the Board of Supervisors voting for and against the ordinance in a newspaper of general circulation published in the County of San Luis Obispo, State of California. INTRODUCED at a regular meeting of the Board of Supervisors held on 17th day of October, 2017 and PASSED and ADOPTED by the Board of Supervisors of the County of San Luis Obispo, State of California, on the 14th day of November, 2017, by the following roll call vote, to wit: AYES: Supervisors Adam Hill, Bruce S. Gibson, and Chairperson John Peschong NOES: Supervisors Lynn Compton and Debbie Arnold ABSENT: None ABSTAINING: None ATTEST: JOHN PESCHONG Chairperson of the Board of Supervisors County of San Luis Obispo, State of California TOMMY GONG County Clerk and Ex-Officio Clerk of the Board of Supervisors, County of San Luis Obispo, State of California By: Annette Ramirez Deputy Clerk • Schedule “A” and Schedule “B” are not attached hereto and are available in the Clerk-Recorder’s Office and online under the 11/14/16 meeting date, Agenda Item No. 22 at http://www. slocounty.ca.gov/bos/BOSagenda.htm. November 23, 2017

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LegaL Notices NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE T.S. NO. 17-0308-11

NOTE: THERE IS A SUMMARY OF THE INFORMATION IN THIS DOCUMENT ATTACHED 注：本文件包含一个信息摘要 참 고사항: 본 첨부 문서에 정보 요 약서가 있습니다 NOTA: SE ADJUNTA UN RESUMEN DE LA INFORMACIÓN DE ESTE DOCUMENTO TALA: MAYROONG BUOD NG IMPORMASYON SA DOKUMENTONG ITO NA NAKALAKIP LƯU Ý: KÈM THEO ĐÂY LÀ BẢN TRÌNH BÀY TÓM LƯỢC VỀ THÔNG TIN TRONG TÀI LIỆU NÀY PLEASE NOTE THAT PURSUANT TO CIVIL CODE § 2923.3(d)(1) THE ABOVE STATEMENT IS REQUIRED TO APPEAR ON THIS DOCUMENT BUT PURSUANT TO CIVIL CODE § 2923.3(a) THE SUMMARY OF INFORMATION IS NOT REQUIRED TO BE RECORDED OR PUBLISHED AND THE SUMMARY OF INFORMATION NEED ONLY BE MAILED TO THE MORTGAGOR OR TRUSTOR. YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST DATED 5/21/2004. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. A public auction sale to the highest bidder for cash, cashier’s check drawn on a state or national bank, check drawn by a state or federal credit union, or a check drawn by a state or federal savings and loan association, or savings association, or savings bank specified in Section 5102 of the Financial Code and authorized to do business in this state will be held by the duly appointed trustee as shown below, of all right, title, and interest conveyed to and now held by the trustee in the hereinafter described property under and pursuant to a Deed of Trust described below. The sale will be made, but without covenant or warranty, expressed or implied, regarding title, possession, or encumbrances, to pay the remaining principal sum of the note(s) secured by the Deed of Trust, with interest and late charges thereon, as provided in the note(s), advances, under the terms of the Deed of Trust, interest thereon, fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee for the total amount (at the time of the initial publication of the Notice of Sale) reasonably estimated to be set forth below. The amount may be greater on the day of sale. Trustor: N. ERIC NAFTCHI Duly Appointed Trustee: The Wolf Firm, A Law Corporation Recorded 6/3/2004 as Instrument No. 2004048404 of Official Records in the office of the Recorder of San Luis Obispo County, California, Street Address or other common designation of real property: 984 UPPER LOS BERROS ROAD NIPOMO, CA 93444 A.P.N.: 090-471-006 Date of Sale: 12/18/2017 at 11:00 AM Place of Sale: In the breezeway adjacent to

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the County General Services Building, 1087 Santa Rosa Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408 Amount of unpaid balance and other charges: $596,149.71, estimated The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address or other common designation, if any, shown above. If no street address or other common designation is shown, directions to the location of the property may be obtained by sending a written request to the beneficiary within 10 days of the date of first publication of this Notice of Sale. NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call 916-939-0772 or visit this Internet Web site www. nationwideposting.com, using the file number assigned to this case 17-0308-11. Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. Date: 11/8/2017 The Wolf Firm, A Law Corporation 2955 Main Street, 2nd Floor Irvine, California 92614 Foreclosure Department (949) 720-9200 Sale Information Only: 916-939-0772 www.nationwideposting.com Sindy Clements, Foreclosure Officer PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THE WOLF FIRM MAY BE ACTING AS A DEBT COLLECTOR, ATTEMPTING TO COLLECT A DEBT. ANY INFORMATION YOU PROVIDE WILL BE USED FOR THAT PURPOSE. NPP0320289 To: NEW TIMES 11/23/2017, 11/30/2017, 12/07/2017

NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE TITLE ORdER NO. 170031192 TRUSTEE SALE NO. 19774 ACCOUNT NO. CShOA-153C-153C

YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A NOTICE OF DELINQUENT ASSESSMENT DATED 12/10/2012. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDINGS AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. On 12/14/2017 at 11:00AM, SUNRISE ASSESSMENT SERVICES, as the duly appointed Trustee pursuant to Notice of Delinquent Assessment, Recorded on 12/10/2012, as Instrument # 2012072146 of Official Records in the Office of the Recorder of SAN LUIS OBISPO County, California, property owned by: ALISON E. FERRARI. WILL SELL AT PUBLIC AUCTION TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER FOR CASH (payable at time of sale in lawful money of the United States, by cash, a cashier’s check drawn by a state or national bank, a check drawn by a state or federal credit union, or a check drawn by a state or federal savings and loan association, savings association, or savings bank specified in section 5102 of the Financial Code and authorized to do business in this state). At: In the breezeway adjacent to the County General Services Building Located, 1087 Santa Rosa Street San Luis Obispo, CA 93408, all right, title and interest under said Notice of Delinquent Assessment in the property situated in said County, describing the land therein: APN: 090-102-018 THIS SALE IS SUBJECT TO A 90 DAY RIGHT OF REDEMPTION. The street address and other common designation, if any, of the real property described above is purported to be: 153 CLEARWATER LANE, NIPOMO, CA 93444 The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address and other common designation, if any, shown herein. Said sale will be made, but without covenant or warranty, expressed or implied, regarding title, possession, or encumbrances, to pay the remaining principal sum due under said Notice of Delinquent Assessment, with interest thereon, as provided in said notice, advances, if any, estimated fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee, to-wit: $7,822.50 Estimated. Accrued interest and additional advances, if any, will increase this figure prior to sale. The claimant under said Notice of Delinquent Assessment heretofore executed and delivered to the undersigned a written Declaration of Default and Demand for Sale, and a written Notice of Default and Election to Sell. The undersigned caused said Notice of Default and Election to Sell to be recorded in the county where the real property is located and more than three months have elapsed since such recordation. NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property.

LegaL Notices You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call (916) 939-0772, using the file number assigned to this case 19774. Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. NOTICE: THIS COMMUNICATIN IS FROM A DEBT COLLECTOR. THIS IS AN ATTEMPT TO COLLECT A DEBT, AND ANY INFORMATION OBTAINED FROM YOU WILL BE USED FOR THAT PURPOSE. Date: 11/06/2017 SUNRISE ASSESSMENT SERVICES 11707 Fair Oaks Blvd., Suite 202 Fair Oaks, CA 95628 Sale Information Line: (916) 939-0772 or www.nationwideposting.com Tara Campbell, Asst. Vice President NPP0320102 To: NEW TIMES PUB: 11/23/2017, 11/30/2017, 12/07/2017

NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE TSG NO.: 95513873 TS NO.: V548297 FhA/ VA/PMI NO.: APN: 091372-019 PROPERTy AddRESS: 238 TREVINO dRIVE NIPOMO, CA 934440000

YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST, DATED 02/08/2006. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. On 11/29/2017 at 11:00 A.M., T.D. Service Company, as duly appointed Trustee under and pursuant to Deed of Trust recorded 02/15/2006, as Instrument No. 2006010554, in book , page , , of Official Records in the office of the County Recorder of SAN LUIS OBISPO County, State of California. Executed by: BERNICE C FULTON AN UNMARRIED WOMAN AND MAY G FULTON A SINGLE WOMAN AS TENANTS IN COMMON, WILL SELL AT PUBLIC AUCTION TO HIGHEST BIDDER FOR

NOTICE TO ANYONE CLAIMING AN INTEREST IN THE FOLLOWING SEIZED PROPERTY WHICH IS SUBJECT TO FORFEITURE: $9,993.00 U.S. CURRENCY. On 5-30-2017 at Hwy 46 at McMillan Canyon Rd. Shandon, CA. The San Luis Obispo County Sheriff ’s Office Narcotics Unit seized the property listed above for health and Safety Code Sections (s): HS11378/11379/HS11351/11352/HS11470. We are now taking action to forfeit this property. If you claim an interest, you MUST file a claim within 30 days from the date this notice is first published. Claims MUST be filed with the Superior Court Clerk’s office located at the County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, California. You MUST ALSO provide a copy of the claim to the District Attorney’s Office at the County Government Center, Room 450, San Luis Obispo, California 93408, Attention: Chief Deputy District Attorney Jerret Gran. Use Control No. 17SO-017AF on any correspondence relating to this property. If you fail to file a claim on time, the District Attorney WILL FORFEIT the property to the State and it will be disposed of according to law (Health and Safety Code #11489). Dated: 11-2-2017

/s/ Jerret Gran Jerret Gran, Chief Deputy District Attorney

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LegaL Notices CASH, CASHIER’S CHECK/CASH EQUIVALENT or other form of payment authorized by 2924h(b), (Payable at time of sale in lawful money of the United States) In the breezeway adjacent to the County General Services Building, 1087 Santa Rosa Street San Luis Obispo, CA 93408 All right, title and interest conveyed to and now held by it under said Deed of Trust in the property situated in said County and State described as: AS MORE FULLY DESCRIBED IN THE ABOVE MENTIONED DEED OF TRUST APN# 091-372-019 The street address and other common designation, if any, of the real property described above is purported to be: 238 TREVINO DRIVE, NIPOMO, CA 934440000 The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address and other common designation, if any, shown herein. Said sale will be made, but without covenant or warranty, expressed or implied, regarding title, possession, or encumbrances, to pay the remaining principal sum of the note(s) secured by said Deed of Trust, with interest thereon, as provided in said note(s), advances, under the terms of said Deed of Trust, fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee and of the trusts created by said Deed of Trust. The total amount of the unpaid balance of the obligation secured by the property to be sold and reasonable estimated costs, expenses and advances at the time of the initial publication of the Notice of Sale is $78,627.76. The beneficiary under said Deed of Trust has deposited all documents

LegaL Notices evidencing the obligations secured by the Deed of Trust and has declared all sums secured thereby immediately due and payable, and has caused a written Notice of Default and Election to Sell to be executed. The undersigned caused said Notice of Default and Election to Sell to be recorded in the County where the real property is located. NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant

LegaL Notices to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call (916)939-0772 or visit this Internet Web http:// search.nationwideposting.com/ propertySearchTerms.aspx, using the file number assigned to this case V548297 Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. If the sale is set aside for any reason, the Purchaser at the sale shall be entitled only to a return of the deposit paid. The Purchaser shall have no further recourse against the Mortgagor, the Mortgagee or the Mortgagee’s attorney. Date: T.D. Service Company 4000 W. Metropolitan Drive, Ste 400 Orange, CA 92868 T.D. Service Company MAY BE ACTING AS A DEBT COLLECTOR ATTEMPTING TO COLLECT A DEBT. ANY INFORMATION OBTAINED MAY BE USED FOR THAT PURPOSE FOR TRUSTEES SALE INFORMATION PLEASE CALL (916)939-0772NPP0319877 To: NEW TIMES 11/09/2017, 11/16/2017, 11/23/2017

LegaL Notices NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE TSG NO.: 8710201 TS NO.: CA1700280932 FhA/VA/PMI NO.: 625084326 APN: 092158-010 PROPERTy AddRESS: 705 CRySTAL LN NIPOMO, CA 93444

YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST, DATED 06/26/2002. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. On 11/29/2017 at 11:00 A.M., First American Title Insurance Company, as duly appointed Trustee under and pursuant to Deed of Trust recorded 07/17/2002, as Instrument No. 2002057826, in book , page , , of Official Records in the office of the County Recorder of SAN LUIS OBISPO County, State of California. Executed by: TIRZO LITTLE TURTLE AN UNMARRIED MAN, WILL SELL AT PUBLIC AUCTION TO HIGHEST BIDDER FOR CASH, CASHIER’S CHECK/CASH EQUIVALENT or other form of payment authorized by 2924h(b), (Payable at time of sale in lawful money of the United States) In the Breezeway adjacent to the County General Services Building, 1087 Santa Rosa Street San Luis Obispo, CA 93408 All right, title and interest conveyed to and now held by it under said Deed of Trust in the property situated in

NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING A public hearing will be held by the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors on Tuesday, December 12, 2017, at 9:00 a.m., to consider the updates of five (5) Traffic Circulation Studies. The updates are required so that the Board of Supervisors may review and approve the account balances and are also an opportunity for the Board of Supervisors to renew road impact fees in the unincorporated areas of the county. Road Impact Fees are placed on new development projects to help mitigate congestion and offset the cumulative traffic impacts associated with each project. The current and proposed Road Improvement Fees for the Avila Valley, Los Osos, North Coast, San Miguel and South County areas are below. The hearing will be held in the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, Room D-170 in the County Government Center, 1055 Monterey Street in San Luis Obispo, California. At the hearing, all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal. Hearing items are scheduled for 9:00 a.m. or 1:30 p.m. To determine the placement of this item on the agenda, please visit http://www.slocounty. ca.gov/bos/BOSagenda. htm or contact the County Administrative Office the Thursday afternoon before the scheduled hearing date. If you have questions about the proposal, you may contact Michael Britton or Michelle Matson with the San Luis Obispo County Department of Public Works, County Government Center Room 206, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408; telephone (805) 781-5252. DATED: November 23, 2017 TOMMY GONG, COUNTY CLERK-RECORDER By: Annette Ramirez, Deputy Clerk November 23, 2017

LegaL Notices said County and State described as: AS MORE FULLY DESCRIBED IN THE ABOVE MENTIONED DEED OF TRUST APN# 092-158-010 The street address and other common designation, if any, of the real property described above is purported to be: 705 CRYSTAL LN , NIPOMO, CA 93444 The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address and other common designation, if any, shown herein. Said sale will be made, but without covenant or warranty, expressed or implied, regarding title, possession, or encumbrances, to pay the remaining principal sum of the note(s) secured by said Deed of Trust, with interest thereon, as provided in said note(s), advances, under the terms of said Deed of Trust, fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee and of the trusts created by said Deed of Trust. The total amount of the unpaid balance of the obligation secured by the property to be sold and reasonable estimated costs, expenses and advances at the time of the initial publication of the Notice of Sale is $50,786.83. The beneficiary under said Deed of Trust has deposited all documents evidencing the obligations secured by the Deed of Trust and has declared all sums secured thereby immediately due and payable, and has caused a written Notice of Default and Election to Sell to be executed. The undersigned caused said Notice of Default and Election to Sell to be recorded in the County where the real property is located. NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call (916)9390772 or visit this Internet Web http://search.nationwideposting. com/propertySearchTerms.aspx, using the file number assigned to this case CA1700280932 Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. If the sale is set aside for any reason, the Purchaser at the sale shall be entitled only to a return of the deposit paid. The Purchaser shall have no further recourse against the Mortgagor, the Mortgagee or the Mortgagee’s attorney. Date: First American Title Insurance Company 4795 Regent Blvd, Mail Code 1011-F Irving, TX 75063 First American Title Insurance Company MAY BE ACTING AS A DEBT COLLECTOR ATTEMPTING TO COLLECT A DEBT. ANY INFORMATION OBTAINED MAY BE USED FOR THAT PURPOSE FOR TRUSTEES SALE INFORMATION PLEASE CALL (916)939-0772 NPP0319196 To: NEW TIMES 11/09/2017, 11/16/2017, 11/23/2017

LegaL Notices ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 17CV-0560

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Monte Lynn Garrison for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Monte Lynn Garrison PROPOSED NAME: Monte Lynn Garrison Rothschild THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 11/30/2017, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 2 at the Superior Court of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: October 16, 2017 /s/: Barry T. Labarbera of the Superior Court Nov. 2, 9, 16 & 23 2017

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 17CV-0594

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Wendle J. Schoniger for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Wendy Jo Schoniger PROPOSED NAME: Wendle Jo Schoniger THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 12/21/2017, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 2 at the Superior Court of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: November 2, 2017 /s/: Barry T. Labarbera of the Superior Court Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 17CV-0613

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Tiffany Crawford for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Matthew Alexander Navarette PROPOSED NAME: Matthew Alexander Crawford THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file

LegaL Notices a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 12/27/2017, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 9 at the Superior Court of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: November 13, 2017 /s/: Charles S. Crandall of the Superior Court Nov. 23, 30 & Dec. 7, 14 2017 STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME NEW FILE NO. 2017-2563 OLD FILE NO. 2015-0958 CENTRAL COAST MANAGEMENT GROUP, PACIFIC PROPERTIES HOME ESTATE INVESTMENT, 1111 Riverside Ave #403, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 0417-2015. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: William Pardee Austin(2233 Glen St. Los Osos, CA 93402). This business was conducted by an Individual./s/William P. Austin. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-25-2017. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By S. Kramos, Deputy Clerk. Nov. 2, 9, 16 & 23 2017

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME

NEW FILE NO. 2017-2688 OLD FILE NO. 2012-2635 WILD WEST SHEPHERDS, 1495 Eucalyptus Road, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 11-142012. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Elaine A. Boyce and John E. Boyce(1495 Eucalyptus Road, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business was conducted by a Married Couple./s/Elaine Ann Boyce. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-08-2017. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By N. Balseiro, Deputy Clerk. Nov. 16, 23, 30 & Dec. 7 2017

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: TERRY POPOVICH

CASE NUMBER: 17PR - 0321 To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: TERRY POPOVICH

ing court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: December 26, 2017 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for Petitioner: Patrick Sparks 785 Quintana Rd. PMB 135 Morro Bay, CA 93442 November 23, 30, & December 7, 2017

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Notice is hereby given that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property pursuant to Sections 21700-21716 of the Business & Professions Code, Section 2328 of the UCC. Section 535 of the Penal Code and provisions of the Civil Code. The undersigned will sell at a public sale by competitive bidding on 9th of December, 2017 at 11:30AM on the premises where said property has been stored and which are located at: Atascadero Mini Storage, 9150 El Camino Real, Atascadero, Ca 93422 County of San Luis Obispo, State of California, the following: Mare Shields - household goods Adam Torres - household goods Bill Stefanech - household goods November 23 & 30, 2017

Rob Brezsny’s Free Will Astrology Homework: What’s the most important question you’d like to find an answer for in the next five years? Tell all: freewillastrology.com. ARIES (March 21-April 19): In alignment with the current astrological omens, I have prepared your horoscope using five hand-plucked aphorisms by Aries poet Charles Bernstein. 1. “You never know what invention will look like or else it wouldn’t be invention.” 2. “So much depends on what you are expecting.” 3. “What’s missing from the bird’s eye view is plain to see on the ground.” 4. “The questioning of the beautiful is always at least as important as the establishment of the beautiful.” 5. “Show me a man with two feet planted firmly on the ground and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants on.”

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): It may seem absurd for a dreamy oracle like me to give economic advice to Tauruses, who are renowned as being among the zodiac’s top cash attractors. Is there anything I can reveal to you that you don’t already know? Well, maybe you’re not aware that the next four weeks will be prime time to revise and refine your long-term financial plans. It’s possible you haven’t guessed the time is right to plant seeds that will produce lucrative yields by 2019. And maybe you don’t realize that you can now lay the foundation for bringing more wealth into your life by raising your generosity levels.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): I used to have a girlfriend whose mother hated Christmas. The poor woman had been raised in a fanatical fundamentalist Christian sect, and she drew profound solace and pleasure from rebelling against that religion’s main holiday. One of her annual traditions was to buy a small Christmas tree and hang it upside-down from the ceiling. She decorated it with ornamental dildos she had made out of clay. While I understood her drive for revenge and appreciated the entertaining way she did it, I felt pity for the enduring ferocity of her rage. Rather than mocking the old ways, wouldn’t her energy have been much better spent inventing new ways? If there is any comparable situation in your own life, Gemini, now would be a perfect time to heed my tip. Give up your attachment to the negative emotions that arose in response to past frustrations and failures. Focus on the future.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): So begins the “I Love To Worry” season for you Cancerians. Even now, bewildering self-doubts are working their way up toward your conscious awareness from your unconscious depths. You may already be overreacting in anticipation of the anxiety-provoking fantasies that are coalescing. But wait! It doesn’t have to be that way. I’m here to tell you that the bewildering self-doubts and anxietyprovoking fantasies are at most 10 percent accurate. They’re not even close to being half-true! Here’s my advice: Do NOT go with the flow, because the flow will drag you down into ignominious habit. Resist all tendencies toward superstition, moodiness, and melodramatic descents into hell. One thing you can do to help accomplish this brave uprising is to sing beloved songs with maximum feeling.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Your lucky numbers are 55 and 88. By tapping into the uncanny powers of 55 and 88, you can escape the temptation of a hexed fiction and break the spell of a mediocre addiction. These catalytic codes could wake you up to a useful secret you’ve been blind to. They might help you catch the attention of familiar strangers or shrink one of your dangerous angers. When you call on 55 or 88 for inspiration, you may be motivated to seek a more dynamic accomplishment beyond your comfortable success. You could reactivate an important desire that has been dormant.

VIRGO

A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by TRENT POPOVICH in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo.

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): What exactly is the epic, overarching goal that you live for? What is the higher purpose that lies beneath every one of your daily activities? What is the heroic identity you were born to create but have not yet fully embodied? You may not be close to knowing the answers to those questions right now, Virgo. In fact, I’m guessing your

The Petition for Probate requests that TRENT POPOVICH be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtain-

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fear of meaninglessness might be at a peak. Luckily, a big bolt of meaningfulness is right around the corner. Be alert for it. In a metaphorical sense, it will arrive from the depths. It will strengthen your center of gravity as it reveals lucid answers to the questions I posed in the beginning of this horoscope.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): We all need teachers. We all need guides and instructors and sources of inspiration from the day we’re born until the day we die. In a perfect world, each of us would always have a personal mentor who’d help us fill the gaps in our learning and keep us focused on the potentials that are crying out to be nurtured in us. But since most of us don’t have that personal mentor, we have to fend for ourselves. We’ve got to be proactive as we push on to the next educational frontier. The next four weeks will be an excellent time for you to do just that, Libra.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): This is your last warning! If you don’t stop fending off the happiness and freedom that are trying to worm their way into your life, I’m going to lose my cool. Damn it! Why can’t you just accept good luck and sweet strokes of fate at face value?! Why do you have to be so suspicious and mistrustful?! Listen to me: The abundance that’s lurking in your vicinity is not the set-up for a cruel cosmic joke. It’s not some wicked game designed to raise your expectations and then dash them to pieces. Please, Scorpio, give in and let the good times wash over you.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Journalist James A. Fussell defined “thrashing” as “the act of tapping helter-skelter over a computer keyboard in an attempt to find ‘hidden’ keys that trigger previously undiscovered actions in a computer program.” I suggest we use this as a metaphor for your life in the next two weeks. Without becoming rude or irresponsible, thrash around to see what interesting surprises you can drum up. Play with various possibilities in a lighthearted effort to stimulate options you have not been able to discover through logic and reason.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Let’s observe a moment of silence for the illusion that is in the process of disintegrating. It has been a pretty illusion, hasn’t it? Filled with hope and gusto, it has fueled you with motivation. But then again—on second thought—its prettiness was more the result of clever packaging than inner beauty. The hope was somewhat misleading, the gusto contained more than a little bluster, and the fuel was an inefficient source of motivation. Still, let’s observe a moment of silence anyway. Even dysfunctional mirages deserve to be mourned. Besides, its demise will fertilize a truer and healthier and prettier dream that will contain a far smaller portion of illusion.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Judging from the astrological omens, I conclude that the upcoming weeks will be a favorable time for you to engage in experiments befitting a mad scientist. You can achieve interesting results as you commune with powerful forces that are usually beyond your ability to command. You could have fun and maybe also attract good luck as you dream and scheme to override the rules. What pleasures have you considered to be beyond your capacity to enjoy? It wouldn’t be crazy for you to flirt with them. You have license to be saucy, sassy, and extra sly.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): A snail can slowly crawl over the edge of a razor blade without hurting itself. A few highly trained experts, specialists in the art of mind over matter, are able to walk barefoot over beds of hot coals without getting burned. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, Pisces, you now have the metaphorical equivalent of powers like these. To ensure they’ll operate at peak efficiency, you must believe in yourself more than you ever have before. Luckily, life is now conspiring to help you do just that. ∆

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