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September 28 - October 5, 2017 VOLUME 32, NUMBER 10

Editor’s note

This week autumn arts....................25 cover The state of the unions .................. 10

news A housing conundrum ......................8 SLO puts off new election program............................................9

opinion We need a new kind of energy dependence ................................... 13

arts GALLERY: Left Field, SLO, and Instagram ....................................... 51 STAGE: Wine Country Theatre gets cathartic .................................53

flavor FOOD: A new spot for Harmony......64

ational union membership has declined by an estimated 7 million people since 1983. But while the percentage of the workforce that belongs to unions nationwide was around 11 percent between 2012 and 2016, it averaged 25 percent in the San Luis Obispo metro area. That membership runs the HAND IN HAND gamut from construction and trades to health One member of the International care workers and government employees. But Brotherhood it’s harder to create a union than you might of Electrical Workers Local think, and a local attempt to do just that at 639 puts together an electrical Charter Communications recently fizzled after circuit before a three years of fighting. Staff Writer Chris union meeting on Sept. 24. McGuinness writes about that and more in this week’s cover story [10]. This week, you can also read about SLO County’s wage-to-housing price gap [8] ; why the county opted out of piloting California’s new election program [9] ; how Left Field’s tiny gallery space survives without regular operating hours [51] ; what the Wine Country Theatre brings to Annapurna [53] ; and Harmony Café brings Italian deliciousness to Cambria [64].

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News ............................. 4 Viewer Discretion........... 6 Strokes & Plugs ............ 12

Artifacts ........................ 51 Starkey......................... 54 Club Listings ................ 58 Split Screen.................. 59 Reviews and Times ..... 59 Get Out! ....................... 63

opinion Hodin ............................ 13 This Modern World ....... 13 Letters .......................... 14 Street Talk..................... 14 Rhetoric & Reason ....... 15 Shredder ....................... 16

Classifieds.................... 66 Real Estate .................. 66 Brezsny’s Astrology...... 71

Events calendar Hot Dates ..................... 18 Special Events .............. 18 Arts ............................... 18 Music ........................... 22 Culture & Lifestyle ....... 23 Food & Drink ............... 50

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➤ The housing predicament [8] ➤ Get out to vote [9] ➤ Strokes & Plugs [12]

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he city of San Luis Obispo calls it “heavy” and “monolithic.” Some locals described it as “handsome” and “beautiful.” Another said it’s “awful.” Construction firm Stalwork Inc.’s new downtown office building on the corner of Santa Rosa and Marsh streets has made a big splash in the community since its unveiling earlier this year. Painted a dark gray color with wood wall accents, the three-story structure replaced the shuttered Heritage Oaks Bank and has elicited a range of reactions. “What an improvement to the Santa Rosa corridor and a very beautiful and welcome change from the typical mission/Mediterranean buildings,” local attorney Susan Thompson wrote in an email to Stalwork, one of dozens praising the building published in an upcoming City Council agenda packet. Resident Judy Jones wasn’t such a fan. “I have so detested the color on the building,” she said at a recent SLO Architectural Review Commission (ARC) meeting. “It stands out terribly with all the other buildings around it. It’s just awful.” SLO city officials have their own view of it—that Stalwork skirted the city’s conditions of approval by altering the color (and some of the design features) required for the building. The ARC in 2015 wanted a lighter, two-color scheme to “lessen the perceived massiveness of the building as a whole,” according to a city staff report. The city also requested installation of a cut-stone bulkhead along the Marsh Street side—which isn’t there.

“The approved design and colors were changed without approval,” the city report states. “The new color scheme results in a building that is perceptibly heavier and more massive.” In May, after the building was completed, SLO hit Stalwork with a notice of violation and demanded compliance. Stalwork brought the issue back to the ARC on Sept. 11, GRAY AREA The SLO City Council will decide on Oct. 3 whether Stalwork asking for a revision of its Inc. has to repaint its new office building to a lighter color scheme. prior conditions, which the ARC denied. Stalwork “This isn’t the normal process for requesting has appealed that decision a modification to building color. The owner’s to the SLO City Council, which will make a decision to apply a different color … could decision on the building on Oct. 3. ultimately make the owner subject to daily fines Stalwork representative Ben Kulick, who if it is not corrected,” city planner Tyler Corey didn’t return requests for comment from wrote in an email to New Times. “Now, the City New Times before press time, argued to city Council has the option to approve the color as officials that the building, as is, complies with applied, require the building to be painted to the community design guidelines that all the previously approved colors, or to approve a development has to adhere to. different color scheme.” “It’s not about like or dislike. … I completely Micah Smith, a local architect, advocated to agree that I’ve heard people don’t like this the ARC for preserving a fair and transparent building and I’ve heard people like this process for vetting all projects. building,” Kulick told the ARC. “We feel very “For me, what’s important is there’s a strongly that if you read the guidelines, that predictable and fair process in the design review building also fits the guidelines. This is the that all of us have to go through and adhere to, process to ask for a modification.” SLO city staff disputed Kulick’s interpretation so we’re playing by the same game,” he said. ∆ of the situation. —Peter Johnson

Wallace Group lands county contract, founder’s criminal cases continue

cases, the local engineering firm Wallace Group landed a contract with SLO County. At its Sept. 26 meeting, the SLO County Board of Supervisors unanimously approved a contract worth up to $658,429 for engineering consultant services for a construction project on Avila Beach Drive at the Highway 101 interchange. The approval came after the board heard concerns from some community members over the pending charges against John Lee Wallace, the company’s founder, in connection with his past work for two SLO County special districts. “I think we have plenty of other consultants,” said SLO County resident Lindy Owen. “I wish you would take Wallace and put him at the bottom of the list … some of the behavior has been pretty questionable.” In January, Wallace was charged with two felony and two misdemeanor counts for allegedly breaking conflict of interest laws in connection with his tenure as the administrator for the South SLO County Sanitation District. Wallace allegedly used his position to make, participate in, and influence governmental decisions in which he had a financial interest, according to the SLO County District Attorney’s Office. Prior to the charges, an independent audit commissioned by the sanitation district’s board of directors raised concerns that Wallace may have used his position at the district to acquire administrative and engineering work for his company between 2011 and 2013. Wallace left the sanitation district in 2013. The DA’s office filed additional felony and

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misdemeanor charges against Wallace in June in connection with Wallace’s time as general manager of the Avila Beach Community Services District (CSD). Those charges allege that, between 1995 and 2013, Wallace used his official position with the CSD to encourage its board of directors to approve a contract with another company he owned at the time, Fluid Resource Management (FRM). Wallace has pleaded not guilty to all the charges against him, and his cases remain ongoing in SLO Superior Court. Shortly after the newer charges were filed, SLO County 4th District Supervisor Lynn Compton referenced Wallace’s legal troubles when she voted against giving the company a county contract for on-call consulting services in May. That contract still passed on a 3-1 vote. Compton voted in favor of the interchange contract at the Sept. 26 meeting. Speaking to the supervisors prior to Sept. 26 vote, Wallace Group CEO Brad Brechwald indicated that Wallace himself had taken a back seat at the company, stating that he sold off his shares in the firm and had transitioned from its manager and owner to one of its employees. “John will have his day in court,” Brechwald told the supervisors. “Wallace Group is a very strong and healthy company, as we have been for 30 years.” Brechwald said that Wallace Group was now a “fully employee-owned company.” According to the Wallace Group website, John Wallace is NEWS continued page 6

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currently listed as a consulting engineer for the company. “He is a consulting engineer available to work on special projects on an asneeded basis,” Chris Gardner, a business development and marketing manager for the company, wrote in an email response to questions from New Times. Wallace is due to appear in court on Oct. 3 for a hearing, according to court records. —Chris McGuinness

Paso vacation rental regs go to Planning Commission

After nearly two years of community discussion, Paso Robles is poised to pass a vacation rental ordinance to regulate the proliferation of short-term, Airbnb-style rentals in the city. The ordinance, which will go before the city Planning Commission on Oct. 10, would require vacation rental operators to go through a process of obtaining a rental permit, paying Transient Occupancy Taxes (TOT), and abiding by a series of rules designed to preserve neighborhoods. As they’re written, the rules don’t propose to cap the number of available operating permits or set the locations where rentals are allowed, but it does mention that the Planning Commission and City Council should “thoroughly examine those issues.” In recent years, Paso’s allure as a tourist destination combined with the ease of running vacation rentals through

websites like Airbnb has created a robust industry. In 2016, licensed vacation rentals generated nearly $250,000 in TOT—but an estimated 100 more weren’t licensed. “The City Council finds that unregulated ‘home-sharing’ and use of existing housing as short-term rentals can escalate the demand for city services and create adverse impacts in residential zones,” the ordinance reads. In applying for a rental permit, an owner must pay a fee (yet to be determined) and submit detailed information about the rental home, including the floor plan, site plan, and evidence that the bedrooms comply with building codes. Rental permits would last three years, but could be renewed. An operator must ensure that renters sign and are abiding by the “Good Neighbor Brochure”—which hasn’t been made public yet—that will outline occupancy and parking limits, as well as rules around noise and “disorderly conduct.” The city also plans to establish a complaint “hotline” for neighbors to call when concerns about rentals arise. The hotline would forward the call to the owner of the rental or the police department if necessary. The owner must answer a complaint call within 30 minutes. —Peter Johnson

Jim Hill faces possible censure

After the findings of an independent misconduct investigation were made public, it’s clear that many of Arroyo Grande Mayor Jim Hill’s elected peers

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want him off the South SLO County Sanitation District’s board of directors. The problem is that none of them seem to be sure just how to boot Hill from the three-member board. Members of the sanitation district’s board voted 2-1 on Sept. 20 to direct its staff to explore drafting a letter to the Arroyo Grande City Council asking its members to remove Hill from his seat on the sanitation district’s board. In addition, the board voted to begin the process of publicly censuring Hill, and directed staff to exclude him from receiving confidential emails related to the sanitation district. Hill was the lone vote against the measures, while the two other members, Grover Beach Mayor John Shoals and Oceano CSD member Linda Austin, voted

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in favor of them. The investigation looked into Hill’s actions both in his role on the sanitation district’s board and as Arroyo Grande’s mayor. The investigation concluded that Hill overstepped his bounds as a sanitation district board member by inserting himself into confidential personnel matters, and that he shared privileged attorney-client information and documents to unauthorized third parties. Shelline Bennett, a lawyer for Liebert Cassidy Whitmore (LCW), the law firm that headed up the investigation, indicated that the board should distance itself from Hill’s actions, or risk facing potential lawsuits. NEWS continued page 9

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The housing predicament Median home prices in SLO County are higher than a median-income household can afford

hances are, if you work a medianincome job in SLO County, you can’t afford any of the new homes being built on Orcutt Road—starting in the mid-$600,000s. The residences for sale in the Toscano neighborhood near the South Hills—ranging between $590,000 and $760,000—are also probably not an option. “Normally, anyone above 120 percent of median income should be able to buy a house, and here they can’t,” Jerry Rioux of the SLO Housing Trust Fund told New Times. “Half of the employees in our county earn less than $30,000 a year.” The median household income in SLO County is approximately $65,500 a year. A household needs to bring in more than $110,000 a year to afford the median home price of around $552,000, according to a June 2016 housing policy report put together by the Home Builders Association of the Central Coast, the San Luis Obispo Chamber of Commerce, and the Economic Vitality Corporation of San Luis Obispo. One big hurdle to affordability, according to Rioux, is that housing prices have increased faster than wages. The latest data from the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics show that wages actually declined by 2.5 percent in SLO County

from December 2015 to December 2016. Median home prices increased by 4.7 percent in that same time period, according to Zillow. The website puts the median home value in the county at $579,000 for August 2017, a 6.8 percent increase yearover-year. It projects another 2.7 percent rise over the coming year. The June 2016 report on housing policy issues outlined a number of policies that it thought would help the county create more affordable housing opportunities, which the county Board of Supervisors approved in October 2016. But there isn’t a magic bullet that will fix the problem, according to county planning and building staff. On Sept. 26, they presented county supervisors with one of those proposed housing policy changes. The discussion revolved around fees: construction permit fees, public facility fees, agency referral fees, impact fees, affordable housing fees, all of which add up to an average of around $40,000 per residential unit. Supervisors unanimously directed staff to come up with an ordinance that would enable builders to defer or get out of the payment of certain fees if the proposed housing is considered to be “affordable.” But all five supervisors also said it

wouldn’t do enough to create housing. “Is there something else that’s coming, that we’re missing, that’s actually going to create more affordable housing as opposed to making development more affordable for developers?” 3rd District Supervisor Adam Hill said. He again brought up a fund of money that could be dipped into as a way of subsidizing affordable housing. But the next housing policy discussion on the agenda, slated for sometime in October, will revolve around what areas of the county can be targeted for affordable development. “We have to make it workable for the builders, that they can come in and look at the bottom line and feel like they can make at least a little bit of a profit to build these houses,” said 5th District Supervisor Debbie Arnold. “Let’s talk zoning; let’s talk density building; let’s talk [affordable] by design.” Although board members didn’t necessarily come to consensus on what the “fix” to the housing issue would be, each said they agreed with their colleagues: SLO County has a lack of affordable housing for everything from extremely lowincome to workforce residents. “The median household income can afford about $340,000. So the gap is about $200,000 between what the median household income can afford and the median housing price,” 2nd District

Supervisor Bruce Gibson said during the Sept. 26 meeting. “To my thinking if we don’t deed restrict it, we’re not going to get affordable housing.” Deed restricting is exactly what People’s Self-Help Housing intends to do with a 40-unit development the nonprofit has proposed for Broad Street in the city of SLO, according to President/CEO John Fowler. He said the goal is to price them properly, between $300,000 and $400,000 (for those making between 80 percent and 120 percent of median income), and keep them priced properly. And the appreciation of those homes would be tied to wages, so if wages in the area go up by 2 percent, so would the value of those homes. “If we let it go to the market, in five years, there’s no way you’re going to touch this house at 80 percent of median income,” Fowler said. “It’s got to be deed restricted.” Fowler said he’s working with employers in the area that might potentially buy into the program as a way to help employees find affordable housing. The land on Broad Street is owned by the nonprofit, and the idea is for employers to help pay for the build-out. But for now, there are still a few legal issues to hash out, and Fowler said he’s working on getting the cost to employers down. “It’s a challenge to get something affordable that ties into wages and is affordable to the employer,” Fowler said. “But I thought, if anyone is going to do this, it has to be a nonprofit.” ∆ Reach Editor Camillia Lanham at clanham@newtimesslo.com.

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Get out to vote San Luis Obispo ‘not ready’ for new election model in 2018, county says

espite being on a short list of counties allowed to immediately implement a new state election model geared toward mail-in voting, San Luis Obispo County has decided it will stick with the status quo for the 2018 elections, citing technical and logistical challenges. The Voter’s Choice Act, or Senate Bill (SB) 450, passed by the state Legislature last year, introduces a new election system—based on a model in Colorado— that replaces traditional Election Day precinct polls with a small number of “vote centers” open to the public as early as 10 days before Election Day and can serve as registration locations for unregistered voters. Pitched as a way to improve voter accessibility and turnout, under the model every registered voter receives a ballot in the mail one month before the election, which they could turn in at their leisure— an option that more and more state voters are preferring anyway. Fifty-eight percent of Californians voted by mail in the last election, up from 42 percent in 2006, and 20 percent in 1996. The early voting trend is even more prevalent in SLO County, where 70 percent of county voters submitted mailin ballots last year.

SLO County Clerk-Recorder Tommy Gong said that was one of the reasons why he asked the state if SLO could be included among the 14 counties eligible to test the model for the 2018 elections. “I was interested,” Gong told New Times. “We’re at a point where 70 percent of our people are voting by mail. It could certainly lend itself to the vote center model rather than preparing all the precinct sites.” Gong’s office runs 137 precincts on Election Day across the county, manned by about 1,000 poll workers. The SB 450 election model would require operating only 17 to 20 vote centers, open to any citizen regardless of their city, town, or neighborhood. But after eight months of analysis, Gong said he found that the technical infrastructure needed for the vote centers—like secure, uninterrupted connectivity to state and local voter registration databases—was substantially more robust than what the county currently rolls out at its precinct sites. The county actually needs to replace basic election infrastructure, like its vote tabulation system, which is 18 years old. “Last November all 139,685 ballots were fed by hand,” Gong said.

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have the authority to select a different representative. According to state law, the “presiding officer,” usually a mayor, of a municipality is designated as a member of a sanitation district, and is allowed to select an alternate who can serve in their place during their absence or due to an “inability or refusal” to serve. As of Sept. 26, Arroyo Grande had not received any letter from the sanitation district related to removing Hill from that board. A resolution to publicly censure Hill is expected to come to the board for a vote at a future sanitation district meeting. —Chris McGuinness

“If you do not, you potentially create legal liability for yourselves and the district by not taking action,” Bennett said. Both Hill and his attorney, Stewart Jenkins, pushed back on the investigation’s findings at the meeting. Hill, who has long asserted that the investigation was politically motivated, defended his actions both as Arroyo Grande’s mayor and as a sanitation district board member. “I have not done the misdeeds as are characterized here,” Hill said at the meeting. In a short presentation in defense of his client, Jenkins also disputed the investigation’s findings, and questioned the quality and impartiality of LCW and its investigator. “You were fooled into this investigation,” Jenkins said. Austin indicated that Hill’s refusal to apologize concerned her and was in part an impetus to call for his censure and removal from the board. “We’ve spent tens of thousands of dollars of ratepayer money to uncover the truth, and what I see here is still a refusal to accept responsibility,” she said. “No remorse. No admission of wrongdoing on things that were proven by the independent outside investigator.” The district decision comes on the heels of a 3-2 vote Sept. 12 by the Arroyo Grande City Council to ask Hill to voluntarily step down from his seat on the sanitation district. At that meeting, the city’s legal counsel noted that it would be difficult for the council to remove him from the board, saying that it did not

Fire chars nearly 100 acres above Cal Poly

Residents watched the pop of flames as a helicopter circled the neighborhood above Slack Street and Henderson Avenue near Cal Poly on Sept. 26 around 5 p.m. A yellow bulldozer was building a fire line, moving dirt and dry grass above the last home on Slack Street. A retardant plane flew low behind the hill and the helicopter continued its arc, dropping water each time it passed through the smoke. SLO Police SUVs drove the streets as some residents hauled valuables to their cars. The fire started around 3:30 p.m., igniting above the “P” on the hillside above Cal Poly. Cal Fire San Luis Obispo had issued an evacuation warning for the homes in this neighborhood “to get them prepared should the fire turn and we need to get them out,” Cal Fire Public Information

Other logistical challenges about SB 450 arose, like the viability of occupying up to 20 community centers in highdemand for multiple days. Gong concluded that the county couldn’t implement the system with the June 2018 primaries just around the corner. He said it will be revisited in 2020, when all state counties will be allowed to use the model. “It’s just too short a timeline to be able to implement it all,” he said. “We still had unanswered questions.”

10 days, would make elections more accessible and accommodating to people of “all walks of life.” “I’m disappointed that we didn’t get to take advantage of it for this upcoming election,” Canfield said. “I think it is a more inclusive way for people to exercise their civil right to vote. It makes it less of a burden on pretty much everybody.” Among the opponents of rolling out SB 450 in 2018 was Laura Mordaunt, secretary

‘It’s just too short a timeline to be able to implement [SB 450]. We still had unanswered questions.’ —Tommy Gong, SLO County Clerk-Recorder

More or less accessible? As part of the decision-making process, Gong organized a focus group of diverse community stakeholders to discuss implementing SB 450 in 2018. The group met four times over the summer and included representatives from the Democratic and Republican central committees; the League of Women Voters; Cal Poly; the Coalition of Labor, Agriculture, and Business (COLAB); the Latino Outreach Council; and others. “They were pretty darn good meetings,” Gong said. Proponents of SB 450, like Rosemary Canfield, chair of the SLO County Democratic Central Committee, believe that the vote centers, by being open for Officer Chris Elms told New Times. Elms said that although Cal Fire hadn’t issued the same warning for Cal Poly, the university had voluntarily evacuated the two dorms (Yosemite and Sierra Madre) closest to the fire, “which was probably a good idea.” By around 8 p.m. that night, the fire had burned approximately 97 acres and was roughly 20 percent contained. The evacuation warning was lifted, and students and residents returned home. According to Cal Poly spokesperson Matt Lazier, “Everything went smoothly.” On Sept. 27, Elms said the fire was held at 97 acres and approximately 60 percent contained. He expected it to be fully contained by the evening of Sept. 28. Before press time, there were 10 fire engines, two water tenders, and four hand crews still on the fire. “The main fire activity is pretty much down, we’re mostly dealing with hot spots,” Elms said. The cause of the fire is still under investigation. —Camillia Lanham

Investigation into deadly CMC riot continues

Investigators are still searching for answers as to exactly what caused a large-scale riot that killed one inmate and injured several others at the California Men’s Colony (CMC) Sept. 24. Lt. Monica Ayon, a CMC spokesperson, told New Times that the investigation into the riot, which involved more than 160 inmates, was ongoing, with hundreds of

for the Republican Party of SLO County and member of the SB 450 focus group. In a Sept. 11 open letter to local and state representatives, Mordaunt warned that the new model could confuse and disenfranchise voters, citing a 2016 UC Davis survey where several voting groups, including minorities, expressed distrust about the system. “SB 450 is a radical restructuring of California’s election process,” Mordaunt stated. “A substantial percentage of the public prefers precinct voting as a backup system. … I have grave concerns that 2018 implementation will result in substantial disenfranchisement of voters.” ∆ Contact Staff Writer Peter Johnson at pjohnson@newtimesslo.com. inmates being interviewed to determine what caused the incident. The riot broke out just after 10 a.m. in the medium security custody yard at the state-run prison. CMC staff reportedly quelled the riot using less-than-lethal ammunition and chemical agents. No prison staff members were injured, but multiple inmates suffered stab wounds. Nine inmates were transported to an outside hospital. One of those nine inmates, 25-year-old Matthew Cook, died from the injuries he sustained during the riot. Cook was serving a 13-year prison sentence for multiple counts of first-degree burglary out of San Joaquin County, according to officials from the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation. Ayon said investigators were trying to find out who killed Cook, and did not release the names of any suspects. While officials continue to work to determine the cause of the riot and the identity of the person or persons responsible for Cook’s death and the other inmate injuries, the prison has been put on a “modified program” for an indeterminate period of time. The modified program is less strict than a full lockdown, but still restricts inmate movement within the facility. The riot at CMC marks the second violent outbreak at a Central Coast penal facility in the last three months. In June, a violent fight at the Lompoc Federal Correctional Complex in Santa Barbara County left nine inmates and three staff members injured. ∆ —Chris McGuinness

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BROTHERHOOD Members of the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers Local 639 show off their skills before a union meeting on Sept. 24.

the state’s total workforce, were union members. “We are really lucky that we are here in California,” said Jeremy Goldberg, executive director for the Tri-Counties Central Labor Council, a union advocacy group that operates in Ventura, Santa Barbara, and San Luis Obispo counties. “A lot of our cities throughout the three counties are generally supportive of the concept of unionizing and empowering workers to have a voice in the workplace.”

Public and private

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Workers, united SLO County’s unions look to organize and educate local workers BY CHRIS MCGUINNESS

n November of 1934, the vegetable fields of South SLO County were teeming with tension. More than 4,000 field workers, packinghouse workers, and other members of the Filipino Labor Union were on strike. It only took a few days for things to get ugly. It began with a walkout in Santa Barbara County that quickly spread north. Newspaper articles from the period reported that groups of the strikers were overturning trucks hauling lettuce, necessitating law enforcement escorts. A group of packinghouse workers participating in the strike reportedly set fire to sheds where their employers were storing the trucks and their contents. The SLO County Sheriff’s Office told reporters that they were standing by and ready to respond to reports of violence. One Friday, deputies arrested the alleged leader of the strike, 43-year-old Constantine Valessie of Guadalupe, after he was caught trespassing and destroying crops on the Madruga Ranch in Oso Flaco. According to reports from the Daily Telegram, Valessie was arrested after he taunted the officers sent to quell the ruckus. “I’m not afraid of your guns,” Valessie reportedly told them. “And I defy you to stop us.” Valessie was jailed, but picking season remained at a standstill. That strike paralyzed the local farming industry for a week. The strikers’ demands? That their employers reverse a recent wage cut that dropped the pickers’ hourly pay from 30 cents an hour to 25. More than eight decades later, on Sept. 4, 2017, a crowd of about 300 people gathered at Strother Park in Arroyo Grande, where the SLO County Democratic Party Central Committee was hosting a fundraiser picnic to celebrate Labor Day. The festive mood was far removed from the tension and violence of the vegetable strike. Photos posted to the committee’s Facebook page showed attendees laughing and smiling as they mulled around a grassy patch of the park, eating barbecue and listening to speeches from local labor leaders. In one photo, two women stand in front of a poster featuring the image of Rosie the Riveter.

They mimicked the World War II era icon’s defiant pose. The picnic was a chance for the public to see, hear, and learn more about the current state of organized labor in SLO County. At a time when national union membership has declined by an estimated 7 million people since 1983 and more U.S. states eye controversial “right to work laws” that some claim hamstring unions, reminding the public about the contribution of organized labor is more important than ever according to Rosemary Canfield, the committee’s chair. “They are out there fighting for laws at the county, state, and national level that protect workers,” Canfield told New Times.

Local labor

Organized labor is in Mark Simonin’s blood. Simonin, the business manager for the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers (IBEW) Local 639, has been a union member for 29 years. His father, he says, was also a member of the IBEW. His grandfather was a member of a carpenter’s union. “There’s a lot of history there,” he said. Like his father and grandfather, Simonin’s career and union membership began in Boston, Massachusetts, a stronghold of organized labor. He eventually moved to San Luis Obispo, were his commitment to his union remained strong. When he and his fellow members aren’t negotiating contracts with local construction contractors or running the union’s apprentice program to train the next generation of electrical workers, you might find them at local job sites, where they call out employers who aren’t following labor and safety laws. This past spring, Simonin and a few other members showed up to a soon-tobe completed hotel in Pismo Beach with a giant banner letting crowds of nearby tourists enjoying the sun and sand know that the contactor for the project wasn’t using certified electricians. It wasn’t long after the bannering, he said, that they agreed to get those workers certified. Such collective action highlights one of the core tenants of organized labor: The

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collective power of workers functions as a counterweight to that of the employer. “Without representation, you can still go to the [business] owner, and we’ve seen what happens,” Simonin said. “You’re the complainer. You’re the whiner. You’ll be the first guy that’s going to get cut. It shouldn’t be that way.” Simonin isn’t the only worker to feel that way. Union membership in the SLO metro area averaged about 22,401 workers between 2012 and 2016, according to estimates from unionstats.com, a database of federal census data collected by Professor Barry Hirsh of Georgia State University and David MacPherson, a professor at Trinity University. That number represents about 25 percent of the local workforce, more than double the average of 11 percent nationally over the same five-year period, according to data from the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics. The reason that membership in SLO County’s unions is stronger than membership at the national level may be partly due to the fact they are operating in California. Similar to states like New York, California’s labor laws have generally remained strong, helping bolster union membership statewide. Over the last five years, roughly 2.4 million workers, about 16 percent of

Goldberg said the unions in SLO County run the gamut in terms of the industries they represent, from construction and trades to agriculture, health care workers, and teachers to government employees. When it comes to the issue of public versus private sector union membership, Goldberg indicated that the tri-county region is generally in line with the nation—public sector union membership outpaces that of private industries. According to Hirsh and MacPherson’s data, public sector employees like police, teachers, and government employees counted for an average of 63 percent of all union membership in the SLO metro area between 2012 and 2016. According to the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics, public sector employees had a union membership rate that was five times higher than the private sector employees nationally in 2016. Two of the industries with the highest rates of union membership were public safety employees like police officers and firefighters, and educators. The connection between the working conditions of public sector employees and their impact on the community they serve may play a role in the relative strength and influence of public sector unions, including those for teachers and educators, said Donna Kandel, a 15-yeareducator and president of the Lucia Mar Unified Teachers Association. “I think teacher’s unions have been successful because they don’t just advocate for workers, but they advocate for issues that impact kids,” Kandel said. In addition to negotiating contracts for pay and benefits for the Lucia Mar Unified School District’s educators, Kandel’s union has also advocated for issues that impact the students they teach, such as opposing overreliance on standardized testing and protecting programs like free and reduced lunch for poor students. Through the union’s affiliation with the California Teachers Association and National Education Association, Kandel said the organization could also advocate for the issues and legislation on the state and national levels. Union workers in the private sector, like nurse Sherri Stoddard, believe that kind of solidarity is a critical aspect of FILE PHOTO

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organized labor. Stoddard works at Sierra Vista Regional Medical Center in SLO, and has been a member of the local unit of the California Nurses Association (CNA) since 1996, when she and the other nurses at the hospital first unionized. In addition to collectively bargaining for benefits, working hours, and wages for nurses, Stoddard and the CNA have put their “people power” behind a number of local causes, including advocating against a proposed railroad extension at the Phillips 66 oil refinery in Nipomo. Through its affiliation with the statewide CNA, the group also helped contribute to a years-long campaign to implement nurse-to-patient ratios in California, which was successfully passed in 2004. The successful push for that legislation wouldn’t have been possible without the collective funding and manpower of the union behind it, according to Stoddard. “We were able to do that because we did it as a union,” Stoddard told New Times. But organizing a union, especially in the private sector, isn’t easy. Workers looking to start a union face a number of challenges, which sometimes include opposition, interference, and even outright intimidation from their employers. Employees most vocal about organizing can risk possible retaliation or even termination should their effort fail. “When you are starting to organize, there’s no protection, really, until you are a union member,” Stoddard said.

Charter union fizzles

While Stoddard and the other nurses were successfully able to beat the “union busting” tactics of their employer to form a union in 1996, another group of private sector employees who made a similar effort more than 18 years later were not. In April of 2014, 48 technicians for the SLO branch of the cable and internet service provider giant Charter Communications successfully petitioned to form a union under the umbrella of IBEW Local 639. According to one Charter employee who was involved in the organizing effort, the technicians wanted to unionize to have more of a say in their working conditions. “We’d have a voice at the job site,” the employee, who asked to remain anonymous for fear of retaliation, told New Times. “Without a union, Charter could do whatever they wanted to us.” But it wasn’t long after the successful vote that the small group of newly organized employees began to experience what they say was a targeted campaign to undermine and dismantle their union using illegal tactics. Complaints filed against Charter with the National Labor Relations Board (NLRB) by the union’s members and documents from a federal court case allege that the some members of the company’s management began to interrogate the members about their activities, made anti-union statements, and tried to coerce employees into decertify the union, all while it was engaging in collective bargaining negotiations. In signed affidavits to the NLRB, one technician said he was called into a manager’s office in early 2015, where he heard about plans to go after the newly formed union. “I don’t know where you stand, but I really need your help. We really need to get rid of this thing,” the manager, Bill Vedrin, reportedly told the employee. Another Charter technician wrote that Vedrin asked him what he would do to ensure the dismissal of the union during an interview for a supervisorial position in 2014. Later that same year, the technician alleged that Vedrin chided him for not preventing the union from

the damage was already done. “ … Almost two years after the election, the union has not accomplished anything in the eyes of the [Charter] employees, and is not able to protect employees when they are disciplined or terminated,” Simonin wrote. “Some of the employees even blame the union for everything that has happened and are angry at the union.” By April and May of 2016, attendance at the Charter technicians’ PHOTO BY CHRIS MCGUINNESS union meetings had winning its certification vote. dwindled to between four and six people. “He said that if I needed any As of September 2017, Simonin told New information to help decertify the union, Times the IBEW union at Charter had all I had to [do] is ask him for it,” the been decertified. It was over. technician wrote. “He explained that he “I’m really disappointed that it came down played an active role in decertifying the to a decertification vote,” Simonin said. “I union in 2002, and that he’d really like to think those employees deserve more.” see it go away.” For the Charter technicians who In a written declaration to the federal publicly backed the union, their court, Vedrin denied the allegations, difficulties may not be over. In his written stating that an employee had approached testimony Simonin raised concerns that him asking about the decertification they might face retaliation for their process, but that he told her he couldn’t roles in trying to organize. The Charter assist her with such efforts. employee and former union member who “I never asked any employee to spoke with New Times expressed similar assist or otherwise participate in the sentiments, noting that he likely had a decertification process,” he said. “target on his back,” though he remained Vedrin wasn’t the only Charter official employed with company. accused of undermining the union. Despite all the difficultly, challenges, The affidavit from a senior broadband and the eventual collapse of the union at technician stated that Gary Dressler, the Charter, the employee said he remained director of human resources, brought up supportive of organized labor. the possibility of wage increases when “Unions are good. They help the asked about decertifying the union. workers,” he said. “I don’t regret anything.” “Dressler said that he legally couldn’t promise me anything, but he thought that The future of labor Charter would do something for us if we decertified,” the senior technician wrote. Defeats like those at Charter have In his own written statement, Dressler become a common occurrence for labor said that the technician brought up organizers in America. While California the topic; he only responded that union and New York remain relative bastions of workers would be treated like “any other unionization, union membership across unrepresented employees” if the union the country has declined more than 20 was decertified. percent since 1983. In that time, an Tensions between the union and increasing number of states have passed Charter came to a head in June 2015, “right-to-work” laws, which prohibit or when Charter abruptly announced that it curtail the abilities of workers to organize would no longer recognize the union and unions and collectively bargain with ceased contract negations. employers. The law also restricts the In a letter to the union, Charter Vice ability of established unions to collect President and General Manager Wally dues and membership fees. While those Bakare stated that the company withdrew PHOTO COURTESY OF SHERRI STODDARD its recognition after receiving “objective evidence” that the union lost the support of a majority of its members. A decertification petition signed by 27 of the Charter union members was included in the case’s documentation as proof of Bakare’s claims. “Charter believes it must live up to its obligation to honor the employees’ voluntary exercises of their legal right to decline union representation,” Bakare wrote. The IBEW filed multiple complaints with the NLRB. Charter denied the allegations that it acted illegally or engaged in unfair labor practices, but documents from the NLRB show that the company and union reached a settlement in November 2016 in which Charter agreed to cease and desist from engaging in much of the behavior the union had accused it of, and re-recognized the IBEW as a collective bargaining unit for the union’s members. But according to written testimony from IBEW’s Simonin, who helped STRIKE Members of the SLO chapter of organize the Charter technicians and was the California Nurses Association went on a member of their bargaining committee, strike in 1999 and 2002. IN THE STREETS Members of IBEW Local 639 hold a banner at the construction site of a Pismo Beach hotel to protest the use of uncertified electricians.

in favor of such laws claim that they offer more freedom and opportunity for workers, organized labor has decried them, stating that they weaken unions, strip workers of their rights, and tip the balance further in favor of large companies that might exploit them. Those fears are even more present after the 2016 election, which cemented Republican control of both the legislative and executive branches of the U.S. government. Many union members like the CNA’s Stoddard feared the passage of a national right-to-work law. “If this thing passes … think of all the gains we’ve made,” Stoddard said. “If they are able to take those away, where are we going to be?” While President Donald Trump himself campaigned as a populist friend of the working class, Tri-Counties Central Labor Council Executive Director Goldberg said that organized labor has little hope he will push for laws or regulations that will help their cause. “The reality is that there is a long history of this president and his treatment of his workers, contractors that he hired to work on his buildings, but never paid them. There isn’t a lot of hope that worker safety and worker protection, or protecting the middle class, are priorities for this administration,” Goldberg said. Still, the contentious presidential election also sparked an increased interest in activism and political organizing, which some unions are seeing as a chance to renew the public’s interest in organized labor. “One of the statements we always make is that sometimes a bad boss can be our best friend,” Stoddard said. “Because then you’re motivated to get together and do something about it.” Currently, unions across the country have put their people, funds, and organizational might behind a number of issues they feel will benefit union and non-union American workers. “We need to help people understand that unions aren’t some special interest group out there just for ourselves,” Goldberg said. “Low wage workers, middle class workers; [they] would all benefit from the policies we advocate for.” For many of the union members that spoke with New Times, advocating for issues like health care, fair wages, and others represents a chance for organized labor to remind Americans about the gains made in the past, when unions fought and successfully advocated for the 40-hour work week, minimum wage, workplace safety regulations, and ending child labor. “We are working really hard to educate our members and the public about the benefits of our unions,” educator and Lucia Mar Unified Teachers Association President Kandel said. “Sometimes people take for granted what they have because of unions, and we need to make sure people are more conscious about what unions have done for them.” That burden of that effort will likely fall squarely on the shoulders unions members themselves. In the end, the power and strength of organized labor, in SLO County and beyond, rests in the hands of those most willing to take action and be vocal and visible. “It’s like joining a gym,” Kandel said. “You don’t get fit just by signing up.” ∆ Staff Writer Chris McGuinness can be reached at cmcguinness@newtimesslo.com, or on Twitter at @CWMcGuinness.

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alking into the Paso Robles Casino Bar and Lounge you’re greeted by dimmed lights, blackjack tables, and a full service bar. You might also run into owners and brothers Don and Rob Ezzell. The duo is working to change the nightlife scene in Paso Robles by not only offering Vegas-style games but also an inviting environment where locals can enjoy a drink and a meal past normal business hours. “Before, nobody had a reason to come to our establishment but to gamble,” Rob said. Rob said that locals and visitors alike don’t necessarily need to be interested in gambling to drop by. Don said that the usual clientele of casinos are locals or retirees, but they’re trying to reach a broader demographic—adults ranging from 21 to 60 years old. “All of our customer materials are about having fun, the camaraderie, hanging out with people you enjoy, and about meeting new people,” Don said. Bar manager Tony Bennett said that most of the nightlife in the city ends around 10:30 p.m., because that’s when the restaurants and bars close down for the night. But Bennett said the Ezzell brothers are changing the game by staying open until 2 a.m. Bennett said mixing the card game environment and drinking scene is something that isn’t really done on the Central Coast. “Vegas is so convoluted because there are no personal relationships, you know, getting a drink from a bartender that you’ve never seen before, in a city that you maybe go to once a year,” he said. When you visit the Paso casino you see the familiar faces of Bennett and his team of bartenders, ready to serve craft cocktails. “You could walk up to Tony and say, ‘I had such drink while I was on vacation last year. Can you make that?’ And the answer will always be yes,” Don said. Bennett said it’s something that a lot of bartenders forget about these days and most just stick to their menu. But at the Casino, Bennett and his team are ready to serve up your preferred drink. “It’s fun to watch Tony and his gang. They light drinks on fire sometimes and

it’s really entertaining but it’s also a very good cocktail,” Don said. Opening this kind of establishment has been a journey for the Ezzell brothers. Rob has always had an interest in the game, and Don has always liked to try his hand at different business ventures. They said this is by far the best business venture they’ve worked on together— creating the ultimate clubhouse. Don said that Paso Robles has had a cardroom for about 76 years. The duo began operating the cardroom that was previously next to the casino in 2011. But they weren’t happy with the customer experience or the facility. It was time for a change, and although the building is still under construction, the casino is slated to hold its grand opening Oct. 6 and 7. By then, their new patio will be up and running for customers to lounge on and enjoy a drink. Don said that they are also working to host live entertainment, just another reason to keep your eyes on the establishment. To learn more about casino visit pasoroblescasino.com.

Fast Facts

• The Buona Tavola restaurant is celebrating 25 years in San Luis Obispo! As a thank you to the community, chef and owner Antonio Varia is donating 25 percent of the proceeds from dinner purchased Thursday, Oct. 5, between 5:30 to 9:30 p.m. to the Child Development Resource Center in SLO. For more information, call 545-8000 or visit their SLO location 1037 Monterey St. • Pacific Eye doctors are looking for nominations of nonprofits on the Central Coast for its sixth annual Pacific Eye Gives Back Challenge. Nominations for the contest are being accepted until Oct. 13. The challenge is designed to highlight outstanding organizations that contribute to positive changes in the area. The nonprofit organizations with the most votes will receive donations totaling $10,000 to be awarded in December. For more information, visit the Pacific Eye website or contact Robert Thielscher at rthielscher@paceyemd.com. ∆ Staff writer Karen Garcia wrote this week’s Strokes and Plugs. Send tips to strokes@newtimesslo.com.

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BY DAVID DEICK

Get real Californians can steer the world into not being dependent on fossil fuel

ime to move beyond climate change denial; deniers can deny it to their grave. We need to solve the problem. First question to ask: What is the problem? The answer should be obvious to everyone: Burning fossil fuel! It’s hard to deny that truth when you grew up with smokestacks spewing smoke and soot, fowling the air causing aching lungs and burning eyes. The Clean Air Act changed that back in the ’80s—but the CO2 kept coming. Clean coal, dirty coal, natural gas— they all produce carbon dioxide when they are burned. It is the byproduct of combustion, which uses oxygen to consume carbon, producing heat and CO2, something cavemen discovered 100,000 years ago. There is enough fossil fuel in the ground today, that, if it were used for fuel, it would consume all the existing oxygen on the planet. Trees don’t produce enough new oxygen to overtake our capacity to burn oil, and we are still cutting them down at an alarming rate. The world now burns oil at a rate of 95 million barrels a day, which is the equliviant of using an Olympic size swimming pool every 15 seconds. Coal demand is going down, but the world still consumes about 25 million tons a day. So, we know the problem is fossil fuel; the solution is obvious as well: Stop using fossil fuel. That’s the tricky part,

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since the fossil fuel industry runs the world economy. We need a visionary leader—perhaps the next governor of California—who could decree, on entering office, a Kennedy type visionary statement based on hope and need that the state would be fossil fuel free in five years. Kennedy didn’t know how to get to the moon but he knew we could do it if we made it a top priority. Eliminating fossil fuel (with only a few exceptions) would be such a vision. All forms of energy

fuel, then we need a WWII type effort to mobilize the state, building the infrastructure to support our new allelectric lifestyle. I am not the guy to say how we will do it, but I know it can be done. It all comes down to money. Good old Yankee ingenuity will make it work because the time is now and the need is here. Do we really have to use every drop of oil on the planet, or, can we, as informed, open-minded human beings, look for a better way? Even if scientists are completely wrong and climate change is a hoax, not using every drop of a finite resource like oil, still makes sense; it will save some supply for some other discovery that will require oil. Now that the Arctic Ocean is not permanetly frozen, the sea floor is readily available for oil and gas

Do we really have to use every drop of oil on the planet, or, can we, as informed, open-minded human beings, look for a better way? production and transportation will have to be fossil fuel free in five years. We have to do it: Like pulling off the world’s biggest Band-Aid. The faster you pull it the better. What will that mean for Mister and Missus California citizen: No more gas-powered cars. Bad as that sounds, it will happen sooner or later, autonomous cars will see to that. It is possible, but we need a massive scientific effort like the Manhattan Project to replace our reliance on fossil

exploration. It is the new frontier. The amount of fossil fuel predicted to be under that floor will guarantee our planet’s permanent climate change. Why can’t we say no; when will we say no? It has to start somewhere. India has said no more gas-powered cars by 2030. That is a start; automakers see the writing on the wall and are gearing up to go all electric. The fossil fuel industry has actively worked against discoveries to replace fossil fuel and have spent millions on

propaganda against climate change. They intimidate inventors and threaten duress if discoveries are published. Have we entered a new Dark Ages where science threatens the powerful? Are there no inventors left to stand up to the power elite as Columbus and Galileo did against the powerful church? We have to stand up to the powers that be and say, “No more!” California can change the world when we realize the old saying, “You need to spend money to make money,” is true. We have to say no to the fossil fuel industry. Let our scientists invent us into the 21st century. More efficient solar, cheaper safer nuclear, some new idea still on the workbench in an entrepreneur’s garage, the idea is out there. If we get fossil fuel out of the way we can create a new non-fossil fuel economy with cheaper cleaner energy providing the planet’s energy needs that will never be met by fossil fuel. And California will be the pioneer reaping the profit like we have benefited from Silicon Valley’s planet changing technology. ∆ David Deick is hoping against hope for a new economy in Atascadero. Send comments through the editor at clanham@ newtimesslo.com.

Patriotism and freedom

In 1798 President John Adams signed into law various Alien and Sedition Acts. Alien laws were created to make it harder to become a naturalized citizen. LETTERS continued page 14

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To control the vote, the Federalists sought to control those who were viewed as enemies: the aliens. The Sedition Act was to charge anyone who said, or printed, false news about the government with treason. Adams’ administration had a lot of critics so he enacted a law to imprison them. Both the Alien Act and the Sedition Act were enacted in the name of nationalism. Ironically, these acts led to Adams’ defeat and the end of the Federalist Party, to Thomas Jefferson and his Democratic-Republican Party in 1800. History does repeat itself. We cannot view Trump’s creating a patriotic storm over athletes choosing to express their freedom as a one-time effort to enforce loyalty to our country. Will there be other ways we will be defined if we are patriots or not? Will we become a society of “they,” not “we.” Fly the flag or you’re not a true patriot? Calling kneeling players “sons of bitches” in an Alabama speech is a red flag of what could lead to legislation to curb fundamental rights guaranteed in our Constitution. All in the name of patriotism. Don’t think it can’t happen here; it already did. In 1798. Gary J. Freiberg Los Osos

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21) for illustrating that there are many reasons why “socially liberal Democrats” don’t want to hear any other speech but speech that agrees with them. By supporting and condoning the violence and property destruction and suppression of free speech at the hands of “Antifa” she is in fact supporting fascism. In her “opinion” she quoted Patrick McGrath—“Fascism does not arise from rational argument to sustain its followers. Fascists are deaf to reason. They sneer at reasonable argument. This is why the Antifa use violence against them. They see it as the only means, as a last resort.” It’s the perfect description of “Antifa.”

Street talk What is the ugliest building in the city of SLO?

Laurie Newman teacher “I’ve been living here for a really long time so I’ve seen buildings change and upgrade. But the one that comes to mind is the Bank of America building, it’s so outdated.”

Irene Wininger hospice nurse “I can’t think of one in SLO but in Pismo Beach, the building across from Harry’s makes me sad every time I drive by it. It takes away from the old town feel.”

Laura ChristensenGarcia restaurant worker “I’ve lived here my whole life and the buildings keep changing. It’s hard to keep track. But it’s not the buildings that bother me but the shops and restaurants that go inside them.”

Greg Jeffery pastor “I can’t think of an ugly one, but the Cheap Thrills building stands out to me in a good way. The end of downtown is kind of dull, and then you see the bright blue building and it draws you in.”

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Apparently Kathy supports this hate group. She thinks it’s OK for them. And, lastly, parroting misinformation gotten from corrupted media sites is not wise, it’s not cute, and it’s not cool! Left wing mobs are not decent human beings! They are part of the problem, and nowhere near the solution—except in Kathy and her fellow “proud liberal” Democrats’ “opinions.” Yes, I agree with Kathy that we should deny hate groups permits to rally—all hate groups, including Antifa, the violent fascist group. It’s only appropriate and fair after all, right Kathy? Wayne Lockwood Paso Robles

Limit the number of visitors to the dunes Residents of the Oceano beach community and Nipomo Mesa are suffering from traffic congestion and bad air quality because of Oceano Dunes State Vehicular Recreation Area. State parks has the obligation to minimize these harmful impacts on the neighboring communities and the natural habitat of the park itself. A lot can be accomplished in that direction by simply reducing the number of visitors and denying big special events. Reduced intensity of use is practiced in other parks all over the country to protect them and the surrounding areas. Why can’t it be applied at the ODSVRA? Lucia Casalinuovo Oceano

PG&E needs to pack nuclear waste in thicker containers The California Public Utilities Commission (CPUC) has a great opportunity in its oversight of Diablo Canyon’s closure. PG&E is plagued by the reality of having to store 2,000 tons of highly radioactive nuclear waste on an earthquake fault-ridden coastline into the foreseeable future. Currently, the waste in the dry cask storage is sealed in half-inch thick stainless steel canisters inside concrete overpacking affixed to huge concrete slabs, easily visible from the air and from the sea. The CPUC can give PG&E its marching orders: Pack the waste in the type of robust containers that are used in Europe and Japan, and create a model for hardened on-site storage, better known as HOSS. In HOSS, dry casks are bermed and shielded from visual detection. They are distributed out over a large area so that they are not as vulnerable to terrorism or acts of malice. They are safer. At Fukushima, the only part of the nuclear plants that were not destroyed by the earthquake and tsunami were the dry canisters. They were made of 9-inch thick steel. The CPUC can order PG&E to find a vendor to supply similar canisters for the waste at Diablo Canyon. They can also order PG&E to build the country’s first HOSS site for waste storage. If PG&E complies with those orders, then they can recoup the costs from the ratepayers. If not, they

must bear the cost alone. The CPUC can protect the population in a responsible, thoughtful way. There is no solution to the highly radioactive spent fuel problem—nowhere for it to go—so it’s much more logical to plan for its relatively safe storage on-site. Linda Seeley Los Osos

Don’t have sympathy for the homeless Well apparently Steve Omar, who “used to edit newspapers in Hawaii,” doesn’t like the off-road vehicle enthusiasts who come to Oceano Dunes for their recreational activities. What with their “noise choking exhaust and bad air,” they’re obviously having too much fun (“Great idea,” Sept. 14). But allowing the homeless to erect tents and live out of sight in the dunes? Having counselors teach responsible living? They are adults. If they have made it this far in life without learning, or at least living responsibly, they aren’t going to start doing it now. And catch fish and grow crops to sell? For one thing, crops don’t grow in the sand; I guess we could give them some farmland also for their crops. Another issue would be: They aren’t willing to work to sustain themselves right now. What makes you think they would be willing to do it to grow food? That is too much like work. A majority of the homeless weren’t forced into unemployment or by California’s minimum wage jobs, they chose alcohol or drugs over going to work. You can’t blame the jobs; 11 million illegal aliens are making it here. And who is going to police this homeless camp? What about any homeowners adjacent to this camp? Do you think they would want this, to cut their property values by half? How about the increase in crime, because, you know, they’re homeless and they steal stuff. What about the closest businesses? How would they like it when all these guys start to hang out in front of the stores and mooch money or cigarettes or both, since they tend to do that also? Steve made a comment about how the Japanese internees were treated better than the homeless. What was that supposed to mean? The Japanese were landowners, business owners, and hard workers. The homeless do nothing but take, why the comparison? Steve’s plan shows nothing but sympathy for people who have generally put themselves exactly where they are, and I suspect he is one of them. It is also completely unworkable, and completely unacceptable. Boris Roberts Santa Maria

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BY AL FONZI

First Amendment under fire

athy Reidmann’s last column surprised me: I never thought to see the day when a liberal demanded censorship of ideas (“I stand by my opinion,” Sept. 21). Reidmann continues in error wanting to prohibit obnoxious people with hateful messages from publicly assembling and promulgating their venom in public forums. I recall one of the most recent examples of such pond scum: The Westboro Baptist Church. Westboro Baptist is a small group of about 40 or so members, wrapping themselves in the mantle of Christianity to spew anti-homosexual messages while attending military funerals of soldiers killed in Iraq or Afghanistan. They proclaimed (in vulgar terms) the death of American soldiers was God’s judgement on America. Their language was deliberately provocative as was their demeanor toward grief-stricken families laying a loved one to rest. Westboro was neither Christian (there is special condemnation in the Bible for those who espouse bigotry or hatred in the name of God) nor peaceful; they were deliberately provocative, hoping to incite violence against their members. Several members of Westboro are attorneys and they were quick to file lawsuits against anyone impeding their hateful rants or assaulting them. Westboro was resolutely defended by civil libertarians as having an absolute right to hurl insults to disrupt military funerals even if it was likely to provoke a violent response. Those soldiers died defending your rights, however much Westboro abused them. Back in the 1980s, radical artists had a field day at nationally renowned art museums by depicting Christian religious images in the most disrespectful manner possible, such as placing a crucifix in urine, feces on “sacred images,” and provocative displays of patriotic images, such as the American Flag used as a floor mat in front of a toilet. There will always be speech that is objectionable to someone, even the muted speech of “mainstream conservatives” who forego profanity, personal insults, and otherwise blasphemous references. Lately, it seems that to the modern progressiveliberal, disagreement of any kind with their point of view is proof that you must be a racist Nazi or just plain stupid. Regardless, your point of view is dismissed out-of-hand, and progressives demand the public forum be closed to your opinions. As evidence one need only look to the University of California at Berkeley and the recent speech of mainstream conservative (and Jewish) Ben Shapiro two weeks ago. The hard left, bolstered by blackclad and masked Antifa, used every effort to prevent Shapiro from speaking with the full collusion of the university administration. Shapiro’s audience was able to hear him but not all who bought tickets; the university arbitrarily shut

down half the venue and denied half his ticketed audience admittance to the auditorium. Outside, Antifa shouted “No Trump, No Wall, No USA at All!” Antifa, composed mostly of anarchists, Marxists, and criminal thugs, according to journalists covering this vigilante group from within, also state that “liberals get a bullet, too.” Even Democrat minority leader Nancy Pelosi has seen fit to condemn Antifa as criminals. By the way, there is a video out there of Antifa (whom Riedmann obliquely referred to in her Sept. 28 editorial as “just common, decent human beings”) taunting a disabled veteran in a wheelchair, taking his water bottle, and dumping it on him. They also seized an American flag from a middle-aged woman, knocked her down, and attacked journalists covering the event made up of peaceful, ordinary citizens conducting a patriotic rally. It was their actions at this event that drew Congresswoman Pelosi’s condemnation. After Shapiro’s speech, a Berkeley medical anthropologist wrote an editorial saying the First Amendment protection for free speech and assembly is outdated and harmful, and she demanded that the Constitution be amended to prohibit views that she disapproved of. The assault against First Amendment protection for the free exercise of religion, speech, the press, and the right to peacefully assemble continues to accelerate. The “left” demands not just tolerance but celebration of their agenda and message. You will be made to publicly care and agree or you will lose your career, your freedom, even your life. Openly conservative celebrities routinely receive credible death threats from the left; ask recording artists Joy Villa or Kaya Jones what happened to them after openly supporting Trump. History is replete with examples of tyranny from the right and left, but both hold in common the silencing of opponents as their first order of business. Meanwhile, censorship is accelerating within the entertainment industry and the internet. Google and Facebook go beyond deletion of illegal postings of child pornography or direct threats of violence; they now routinely delete postings from mainstream conservative thought and shut down revenue streams of mainstream conservative websites. So who elected Silicon Valley to be the gatekeepers of American political discourse? Freedom is fragile and rare throughout history. Once you lose it, do not assume that it will be easily regained. ∆

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Hero or hellion? R emember two weeks ago when I told you the Arroyo Grande City Council asked Mayor Jim Hill to step down from the South SLO County Sanitation District board because of improprieties regarding his behavior? (“Trash talk,” Sept. 14) Yeah, well now the board itself is asking him to bounce. Yikes! Clearly Jim does not play well with others! Hill was found to have improperly shared confidential information and overstepped his authority—you know, acting like the boss of people he’s not the boss of. He says this whole kerfuffle is a politically motivated attack by opponents who don’t like that he’s rooting out bad actors and protecting his constituents’ interests. His opponents say he’s a bully and a rule breaker and a toolbag. Grover Beach Mayor John Shoals, who’s also on the board, says it’s not about Hill’s motivations; it’s about his role and responsibilities. A board needs to govern collectively, amirite? Is this a tough call? On one hand, voters want to know their elected officials are willing to go to great lengths to be fiscally responsible and do what’s right for the people. On the other, voters don’t like rogue pols running roughshod and kicking up unnecessary brouhahas. The bottom line is that Hill has done nothing to make the board he serves on more functional. In fact, his fellow board

members are so tired of his shenanigans that they voted to no longer share confidential emails with him. How does that help your constituents, Jim? If you really want to represent your citizens, you should apologize for your bad behavior, follow the rules, and work to create board harmony instead of increased acrimony. Just a suggestion! I mean, you do want to be an effective leader and not just a showboat and buffoon, right? Sure, maybe your swaggering pushiness was able to get one administrator you didn’t like fired, but your bad behavior has now rendered you impotent! Your fellow board members don’t want to work with you, your lawyer Stew Jenkins made you look pathetic by playing the victim card, and the dysfunctional sanitation district you decided you alone could “fix” is more dysfunctional than ever. Clap, clap, clap. Get it together, Jimbo. Hey, I get that following the rules is hard. Just ask construction firm Stalwork Inc., which is in hot water with the city of San Luis Obispo again. Back in March, Stalwork decided it was better to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission when they removed a tree without a permit. After hemming and hawing, the SLO City Council eventually fined Stalwork and the property owner in question. Now the city is after Stalwork for

painting a newly constructed building the wrong color. The building on the corner of Marsh and Santa Rosa is a dark gray (with a nice light wood accent) instead of the lighter two-tone colors that were approved. Hey, personally I think the color looks good, but it’s not what was approved. There’s a fair process that was followed. Stalwork agreed to a color scheme. Then they did what the hell they wanted instead of what was approved, and now they’re begging for a “modification.” Hey Stalwork, that’s not how business is done! You don’t go through an approval process and then ignore it and expect the Architectural Review Commission to go, “Oh, you didn’t do what we approved. Instead you did what you want. OK, carry on.” If you don’t have to follow the rules, why should anyone? How is your behavior fair to others who adhere to the city’s process? Yes, it may be ridiculous that a paint color has put a bug up the butts of people on both sides of the controversy, but we wouldn’t be in this hullabaloo if you’d simply done what you agreed to. It’s so infuriating I just want to take the morning off and go hit the links. I hear Dairy Creek Golf Course is nice

… not! Eugene Ely of San Jose recently emailed me to tell me about his vacation here, which included a round of golf at Dairy Creek, located near the California Men’s Colony (CMC), across from Cuesta College, off Highway 1. “The SLO [County] Board of Supervisors should be ashamed to be charging people money to play golf at Dairy Creek Golf Course,” Ely wrote. “It borders on the criminal. The ‘course’ consists of 18 putting greens scattered throughout a barren, baked-out former dairy farm property.” I blame Propositions 47, the voterapproved laws that have reduced California’s prison overpopulation problems. Dairy Creek has been watering its course with gray water from the CMC, but since its population has been cut from 6,000 inmates to almost 4,000, the water’s run dry. Ely went on to call Dairy Creek a “failed enterprise,” but what really chaps his hide is that the county continues “to advertise this property as a highly desirable place to play golf.” The website, dairycreek.com, indeed depicts a lush green course with rolling hills under blue skies. Seeing as how they charge $50 for an 18-hole round on the weekend, Ely’s got a point. Maybe it’s time to make it a free disc golf course. Or we could throw a bunch of people in prison again because ... golf! ∆ The Shredder always follows the rules (ha ha ha!). Send ideas and comments to shredder@newtimesslo.com.

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SURF FOR HOPE

The sixth annual Longboard Surf Contest takes place Oct. 7 at 7 a.m. at the Pismo Beach pier. The contest is open to ages 10 and up. All proceeds will benefit the Surfing for Hope Foundation in SLO. Since 2012, the foundation has raised more than $200,000 to support and assist cancer patients and their families. Visit surfungforhope.org for more info. —Caleb Wiseblood

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SPECIAL EVENTS N O R T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

CAMBRIA SCARECROW FESTIVAL Close to 500 unique creations expected to line the main streets of Cambria and San Simeon, including a variety of traditional, animated and unique scarecrows. Oct. 1-31, 8 a.m. Free. 805-395-2399. cambriascarecrows. com. Cambria Village, 723 Main St., Cambria. N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y

ART AFTER DARK PASO Tradition of art, wine, and live music-filled evenings at the start of every month. Enjoy premium wine tasting with Alta Colina and live music by Sofia Talvik. Oct. 7, 6-9 p.m. $8 for wine tasting. 805-238-9800. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, studiosonthepark.org.

CALIFORNIA WINE MONTH AT VINA ROBLES WINERY Three summer wines served alongside three expertly paired seasonal offerings created by Executive Chef Randal Torres. Fridays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. through Sept. 30 $20 retail | $15 club members. 805-227-4812. vinarobles.com/events/ California-Wine-Month1. Vina Robles Winery, 3700 Mill Rd., Paso Robles. SAN LUIS OBISPO

24TH ANNUAL HOLIDAY BOUTIQUE The California Poppy Decorative Artists present their annual Holiday Boutique. All items are hand crafted and include home decor, garden items, jewelry, apparel, painted items, jams and jellies, pottery, holiday items, and more. Sept. 29-Oct. 1, 10 a.m. Free. 805-219-0656. SLO Elks Club, 222 Elks Lane, San Luis Obispo.

CENTRAL COAST CLASSIC MOTORCYCLE SHOW Three screenings of vintage motorcycle films. Classic Bike Show and swap meet on Sept. 30. Entry of show bikes from 7 to 9am. Sept. 29, 7-9 p.m. and Sept. 30, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. $7-$10. 805-794-8869. centralcoastclassicmc.com/. Palm Theatre, 817 Palm St, San Luis Obispo.

INVERSE PERFORMANCE ART FESTIVAL A variety of performances, diverse in content and duration. Organized and curated by Cynthia Post Hunt of Fayetteville, AR, and Harold J. Miossi Art Gallery Coordinator Emma Saperstein. Call or email for the full schedule of performances. Sept. 28-30 805-546-3202. cuesta.edu. Harold J. Miossi Gallery, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

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COASTAL CLEAN-UP DAY Come help the Dunes Center beautify the dunes by picking up trash and debris. Trash bags will be provided. Meet at the Guadalupe Preserve parking lot. Carpooling encouraged. Sept. 30, 9 a.m.-noon Free. 805-3432455. dunescenter.org/event/coastal-cleanup-day-2/. Rancho Guadalupe Beach, 6999 W Main St, Guadalupe. DUNES CENTER RUMMAGE SALE All donations are tax deductible. Sept. 30, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 805343-2455. dunescenter.org/event/rummage-sale/. Minetti Building, 895 Guadalupe St., Guadalupe. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S

SIXTH ANNUAL OCAF CHALK FESTIVAL In the spirit of 16th century Italian street painting. See chalk artists beautify the streets and enjoy food and live entertainment. PasspART tickets for children available for sale which includes a box of chalk and a designated spot to chalk on. Sept. 30, 8:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. 805-938-8966. orcuttarts. com. Historic Old Town Orcutt, S Broadway and Union Ave., Orcutt.

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CAMBRIA SCARECROW FESTIVAL KICK OFF PARTY Enjoy strolling in a scarecrow-decorated garden; passed appetizers and wine by the glass; musical entertainment; silent auction/raffle of local meals, wine and gifts; and the announcement of this year’s winning scarecrows. Oct. 5, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $35. 805-395-2399. cambriascarecrows.com/events. Cambria Nursery & Florist, 2801 Eton Rd, Cambria. SAN LUIS OBISPO

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BUONA TAVOLA RESTAURANT CELEBRATES 25 YEARS Chef Owner Antonio Varia is donating 25% of the proceeds from dinner to the Child Development Resource Center of the Central Coast. Reservations strongly suggested. Oct. 5, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Price varies. 805-545-8000. btslo.com. Buona Tavola Restaurant, 1037 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

HURRICANE RELIEF HOEDOWN Attendees enjoy dinner, drinks, live entertainment, and a live auction. All proceeds benefit Samaritans Purse Disaster Relief. Oct. 1, 4-7 p.m. $50. 559-9603505. calvaryslo/relief.com. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Place, San Luis Obispo.

PANCAKE BREAKFAST American Association of University Women (AAUW) and Bay Osos Kiwanis Club join forces to flip pancakes, scramble eggs and cook sausages. Money raised from the breakfast, served with juice and coffee, will be used to provide educational opportunities for women. Oct. 7, 8-11 a.m. $8 for adults; $4 for children under 10. 805-439-1085. Unitarian Universalist Fellowship Hall, 2201 Lawton Ave., San Luis Obispo. SPECIAL PREVIEW OF RABBIT HOLE Special preview performance to benefit Hospice SLO County. Rabbit Hole is a Pulitzer Prize winning drama by David Lindsay-Abaire about love, loss, and family. This is a full dress rehearsal. Wine reception begins at 6 p.m. Show begins at 7 p.m. Oct. 5, 6-9 p.m. $30-$45. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo.org/. San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre, 888 Morro Street, San Luis Obispo.

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New Times and the Sun now share their community listings for a complete Central Coast calendar running from SLO County through northern Santa Barbara County. Submit events online by logging in with your Google, Facebook, or Twitter account at newtimesslo.com. You may also email calendar@ newtimesslo.com. Deadline is one week before the issue date on Thursdays. Submissions are subject to editing and approval. Contact Calendar Editor Caleb Wiseblood directly at cwiseblood@newtimesslo.com.

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20TH ANNUAL SCYC FUN RUN Includes a noncompetitive four-mile run, two-mile walk, and halfmile run for kids. All participants are entered into a raffle for gift certificates from local businesses and restaurants. All proceeds benefit local youth programs and families in need. Oct. 7, 9 a.m. $10$20. 805-474-3690. scyouthcoalition.org. Nipomo Regional Park, 255 Pomeroy Road, Nipomo.

FIVE CITIES OPTIMISTS CHINESE AUCTION Includes a live auction, a silent auction, and the Chinese Quarter Auction. Sept. 30, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. $10-$15. 805-478-4907. 5citiesoptimists. bpt.me/. St. Patrick’s Church, 501 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.

NIPOMO NATIVE GARDEN FALL PLANT SALE Hundreds of California native and drought tolerant plants for sale. Members will be available to advise plant selection for specific landscaping needs and transplanting tips. Grand opening of the Little Free Library at 11am in the Children’s Garden Oct. 7, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. 805-929-3589. nipomonativegarden.org/. Nipomo Native Garden, Camino Caballo at Osage, Nipomo. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S

2017 SANTA MARIA WALK TO END ALZHEIMER’S Participants raise funds for Alzheimer’s care, support, and research. Hosted by the Alzheimer’s Association and the Santa Maria Volunteer Walk Committee. Sept. 30, 8 a.m. 805-892-4259. alz.org/cacentral. Waller Park, 3107 Orcutt Road, Orcutt.

BIANNUAL CASA GRANDE BAKE SALE AND ARTS AND CRAFTS SALE Gives the residents and friends of Casa Grande Senior Estates a chance to sell the items they create year round. The bake sale provides more funds to fuel the food bank within their community to feed those seniors in need. Complimentary coffee and treats provided. Oct. 7, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 805-868-2119. Casa Grande, 519 W Taylor St., Santa Maria.

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eyes with Art at High Noon, an art appreciation program for working adults. SLOMA will host an art history lecture, artist’s talk, or activity that fits perfectly within your lunch hour. First Thursday of every month. through Dec. 7 Free admission & open to the public.. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/ events/art-at-high-noon.php. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

using several techniques. Registration required. Oct. 7, 10 a.m.-noon $50. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

COLORING CLUB FOR ADULTS Spend time relaxing and exercising your mind while rediscovering the childhood pleasure of coloring. The library will provide everything you need. Call to sign up. Sept. 28, 4-5 p.m. Free. 805-927-4336. slolibrary.org. Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria.

CAR FREE CULTURE WITH EDWARD SOLIS Photographer Edward E. Solis presents information on a car free culture through discussion and visual presentation. Through Sept. 30, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. 805-781-5989. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

CREATIVITY GROUP WORKSHOPS Open for the public to get creative, bring in artwork in any medium, and join others every Wednesday. Wednesdays, 10:30 a.m.-3 p.m. through Nov. 22 Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

GEORGE SAUNDERS The celebrated cult author of four collections of short stories, a novella, and a book of essays. Sept. 30, 8-10 p.m. $27.20$104. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

STILL LIFE OIL PAINTING WITH JASON MAYR For beginner to advanced students. Register by contacting Jason at 805-234-6941 or email jkmayr@aol.com. Mondays, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. through Nov. 6 $30 MBAA members, $35 for non-members. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org/. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

ZEN DOODLE ADULT COLORING BOOK WORKSHOPS Relax and unwind with adult coloring books. Fridays, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. through Nov. 24 Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y

ALMOND COUNTRY QUILT GUILD MEETING Presented by quilt artist Ellen November. Oct. 2, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. 805-237-9313. acqguild.com. Trinity Lutheran Church, 940 Creston Road, Paso Robles.

INTERMEDIATE COOKIE DECORATING Improve your cookie skills with local resident and cookie artist, Arty McGoo. For ages 12 and up. Oct. 7, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. $100. 805-238-9800. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, studiosonthepark.org.

PAPER MOSAICS AND WINE WORKSHOP Learn to make creative tiles from paper and simple tools through this fun three hour workshop session. Includes wine tasting and craft materials. Preregistration required. Oct. 4, 3-6 p.m. $75. 805286-8380. changalawinery.com. Changala Winery, 3770 Willow Creek Rd., Paso Robles.

WORKSHOPS AND WINE Workshops include everything from mosaics to succulent wreath making. Pre-registration required. First Sunday of every month, 1-3 p.m. and First Saturday of every month, 1-3 p.m. through Dec. 31 $50-$75. 805226-9060. changalawinery.com. Changala Winery, 3770 Willow Creek Rd., Paso Robles. SAN LUIS OBISPO

AFTER SCHOOL ART CLASSES: AGES 5-6 Create drawings, paintings, and collages. All materials provided. Each class has four sessions. See website for more details. Mondays, 3:15-4:45 p.m. through Nov. 20 $48. 805-543-8562. sloma. org/education/museum-of-art.php. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

BLACKSMITHING: BASIC SAFETY Instructed by blacksmithing guru Boone Bauer. Online class registration required. Tuesdays, 11 a.m.noon Free. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace.com/ blacksmithing/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo. BLACKSMITHING: BEGINNING LEVEL For people with no previous blacksmithing experience. Instructor Boone Bauer takes students through key elements of blacksmithing and how to use forge and anvil unattended. Tuesdays, 1-2 p.m. $50. 805242-1285. slomakerspace.com/blacksmithing/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

CENTRAL COAST WRITERS CONFERENCE The Cuesta College Central Coast Writers Conference hosts their annual event for writers, teachers, students, editors, and publishers. 2017 conference features over 60 presenters offering workshops, panels, critiques, keynotes, and craft lectures. Sept. 28, Sept. 29 and Sept. 30 $225-$250. 805-546-3132. centralcoastwritersconference. com. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo. FILM AND TV ACTING CLASS For all ages and skill levels. Optional showcases with major Hollywood talent agents and casting directors. Sundays, 12-8:45 p.m. through Dec. 31 310-9101228. actorsedge.com. Mission Cinemas, 1025 Monterey St., SLO.

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BIRTHDAY BASH

The SLO County Jazz Federation is hosting a celebration concert in honor of Thelonious Monk’s 100th birthday on Oct. 7 from 7:30 to 10 p.m. at Unity Concert Hall in SLO. The Keith Saunders Trio will be performing. Admission is $20 and free for Jazz Federation members. Visit slojazz.org to find out more. —C.W. weekly SLO County Library Hours. Wednesdays, 7-8 p.m. $50. 242-1285. slomakerspace.com/3dprinting/#class. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

INTRO TO CERAMICS STUDIO Take and pass our Intro to Ceramics Studio and have 24/7 unsupervised access to our Ceramics Studio. Previous ceramics experience required, or our Intro to Ceramics class. 25lb of clay comes with this class. First Monday of every month, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $50. 242-1285. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo, slomakerspace.com.

INTRO TO CNC ROUTER Learn how to use the 4’x6’ CNC Router. Certified users who have passed Basic Safety can use the CNC Router (supplying their own material and bit) through membership or during free SLO County Library Hours. First Tuesday of every month, 7-9 p.m. $50. 242-1285. slomakerspace.com/cnc-routing/#class. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo. INTRO TO LASER CUTTER & ENGRAVER Learn how to use a 100 watt laser cutter and engraver. Users who are certified, and have passed Basic Safety, can use it on their own through membership, or through free SLO County Library Hours for and $0.50/min. cutting time. Mondays, 7-10 p.m. $50. 242-1285. slomakerspace. com/laser-cutting-and-engraving/#class. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

INTRO TO MIG WELDING Learn how to use the welder and welding station. Certified students who have passed Basic Safety can use the welding area through membership or during Free SLO County Library cardholder hours. Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. $50. 242-1285. slomakerspace.com/store/intro-tomig-welding-class/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

LEATHERCRAFTING: BASIC SAFETY For people with no previous leathercraft experience. Includes overview and training of common leatherworking tools, safe tool use, and a discussion of materials needed for leathercraft. First and Last Thursday of every month, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace.com/ leathercrafting/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo. MOSAIC MIRROR Apply your choice of collage materials around a 10” mirror, then create a mosaic with tempered glass and grout. All supplies included. Registration required. Oct. 2, 5:30-8:30 p.m. $62. 805-549-1222. CreativeMeTime.com. San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo. MOSAIC STARFISH WITH TEMPERED GLASS Learn the ins and outs of working with tempered glass and mosaic basics of gluing and grouting. Everything is provided to complete the project. Oct. 3, 6-9 p.m. $60. 805-546-3107. CreativeMeTime. com. Cuesta College Community Programs, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

SLOMA ART SCHOOL CLASSES: AGES 5-6 Month-long after school art classes for 5 to 6 year olds. Price includes all materials. Mondays, 3:154:45 p.m. through March 26 $48. 805-543-8562.

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sloma.org/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

SLOMA ART SCHOOL CLASSES: AGES 7-8 Month-long after school art classes for 7 to 8 year olds. Price includes all materials. Tuesdays, 3:154:45 p.m. through March 28 $48. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

SLOMA ART SCHOOL CLASSES: AGES 9-12 Month-long after school art classes for 9 to 12 year olds. Price includes all materials. Wednesdays, 3:15-4:45 p.m. through March 28 $48. 805-5438562. sloma.org/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

SLOMA WORKSHOP: LIFE DRAWING For all levels of drawing skill. A model is provided along with tables and easels. No instruction. Wednesdays, 6:30-9 p.m. through Nov. 15 $12 for members, $15 for non-members. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/education/life-drawing.php?event=20. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. SQUARE DANCE CLASSES No partner needed. Comfortable clothes and shoes advised. Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. through Feb. 1 $5-$6. 805776-3684. ccsda.net. SLO Guild Hall, 2880 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

TEEN PAINTING WITH KI For ages 12 to 18. One hour guided class to create Fall inspired art. Registration required. All supplies provided. Oct. 7, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. 805-781-5775. slolibrary. evanced.info/signup/calendar. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo. WOODTURNING Basic Safety, Spindle, Bowl Turning I, Bowl Turning II and Advanced class. Saturdays, Sundays, 10 a.m.-noon $50. 805-2421285. slomakerspace.com/woodturning/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

SPECIAL ART EVENTS SAN LUIS OBISPO

100,000 POETS AND MUSICIANS FOR CHANGE Features readings from: San Luis Obispo Poets Laureate; Jeanie Greensfelder; Bonnie Young; James Cushing; Rosemary Wilvert; Michael McLaughlin; Kevin Patrick Sullivan; Glenna Luschei Horton; and Marguerite Costigan. Musical guests: Nathan Spooner and Terry Sanville. Sept. 30, 2-6 p.m. Free. 805-781-5991. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

ART AT HIGH NOON LUNCHTIME LECTURE SERIES Bring your lunch and enjoy a feast for the

INVERSE PERFORMANCE ART FESTIVAL: OPENING NIGHT This

opening night of the Inverse Performance Art Festival will involve a brief overview, a contextualizing presentation, and a variety of performances by artists recognized on local, national, and international platforms. Sept. 28, 5-9 p.m. Free. 805-546-3202. Harold J. Miossi Gallery, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo, cuesta.edu/student/ campuslife/artgallery/.

INVERSE PERFORMANCE: CHUN HUA CATHERINE DONG This performance explores how to use self-care, a new feminist strategy of resistance, to transform violent conflicts. Sept. 29, 1-3:30 p.m. Free. 805-546-3202. Harold J. Miossi Gallery, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo, cuesta.edu/ student/campuslife/artgallery/.

JULIA MORGAN BUILDING TOUR Member docents will guide you through our historic building and grounds. Tours may also be arranged by appointment. Mondays, 2-5 p.m. Free. 805-5410594. themondayclubslo.org. The Monday Club, 1815 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo.

OUT OF HIS MIND BOOK SIGNING Author Joe Eister will read from his novel and sign copies. Books available to purchase for $10. Sept. 30, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. 805-704-4102. SLO Guild Hall, 2880 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. POINT BUCHON PLEIN AIR FESTIVAL 15 top plein air artists will fill SLOMA’s Nybak Wing with beautiful works of art created on the Point Buchon Trail. Meet the artists at the grand opening and sale on opening day. Buy art right off the walls. Oct. 6, 6-9 p.m. and Oct. 7-8, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/exhibits/coming-next. php?event=1457. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. WATCH A GREAT BOOK Free screening of a film based on a novel by Diane Ackerman, which tells the true story of one working wife and mother who became a hero to hundreds during World War II. Starring Jessica Chastain. Oct. 4, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. 805-781-1215. slolibrary.evanced.info/signup/ calendar. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo. S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

ART IN THE PARK AT DINOSAUR CAVES Browse and purchase works from many talented artists and craftspeople. First Sunday of every month, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. through Nov. 5 Free admission and parking. 805-704-7083. artintheparkshellbeach.com. Dinosaur Caves Park, 2701 Price St, Pismo Beach.

WILD & SCENIC FILM FESTIVAL: OPENING NIGHT Celebrate planet Earth with the Central Coast State Parks Association (CCSPA) as it hosts a collection of films about environmental concerns. Sept. 28-30, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $15-$40. 805-5480384. centralcoastparks.org/filmfest. Pismo Beach Golf Course, 25 West Grand Avenue, Grover Beach. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S

TEEN MOVIE FRIDAYS Special presentation of Before I Fall. Sept. 29, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. 805-9250994. cityofsantamaria.org/city-government/ departments/library. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. S A N TA Y N E Z VA L L E Y

SILVER: 25 YEARS OF FINE ART Exhibits include work by gallery artists in all mediums. Special artist receptions on Oct. 8 and Oct. 21 from 1 to 4pm. Enjoy light refreshments and local wines. Oct. 1, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and 1st of every month, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. through Oct. 31 Free. 805688-7517. GalleryLosOlivos.com. Gallery Los Olivos, 2920 Grand Ave., Los Olivos. ARTS continued page 21

Theresa Gingras presents photos from her journey through Southeast Asia in the Ann Foxworthy Gallery. Through Sept. 29 Free. Allan Hancock College, 800 S. College Drive, Santa Maria.

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ALEXANDRA IORIO GALLERY EXHIBIT Iorio makes religious icons for homes and hearts around the globe. Her images capture the old master iconographers by using gold leaf and other materials. Oct. 1, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. 805-7721068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 10, Morro Bay.

various animal species through many mediums. Includes the work of artists from Bhutan, Canada, Japan, New Zealand, Russia, and USA. Through Oct. 9 805-688-1082. wildlingmuseum.org. Wildling Museum of Art and Nature, 1511-B Mission Drive, Solvang.

CARLO CHRISTIAN PHOTO EXHIBIT A variety of framed and canvas works featuring the Central Coast and beyond. Through Sept. 28, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 10, Morro Bay.

CALIFORNIA DREAMIN’ An exhibit of contemporary landscape art by local artist Sheila Krausse. Through Nov. 2, 11:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Free. Los Olivos Wine Merchant Cafe, 2879 Grand Ave., Los Olivos, 688-7265, winemerchantcafe.com/.

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CARBON ON CANVAS Photographer Paul Roark,

is celebrating his Jubilee year, 50 years as a professional fine artist. Landscapes, Mid West, Floral, Koi, Fantasy. Wednesdays, 12-5 p.m. through Oct. 25 805-234-2048. dkreitzer.com. Kreitzer Fine Art and Voice Studios, 1442 12th Street, Los Osos.

FALL JURIED ART SHOW Juror is Ruta Saliklis, curator and director of exhibitions for the San Luis Obispo Museum of Art. ThursdaysSundays, 1-4 p.m. through Oct. 29 Free. cambriacenterforthearts.org/. Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria. MARY DE WILDE PHOTO EXHIBIT Featuring ocean scenes, sea life, and spaces where the ocean meets the land. Through Sept. 28, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 10, Morro Bay.

SOCIAL JUSTICE ART EXHIBIT Artists express their own concepts of human rights, inequality, and betrayal. Through Oct. 30, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

who prints photos using carbon pigment inksets, is the featured artist of the month. Through Sept. 30, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 688-7517. gallerylosolivos.com/ Roark.html. Gallery Los Olivos, 2920 Grand Ave.,

Los Olivos.

TREES OF THE TRI-COUNTIES Trees of the Tri-Counties is an annual photography competition featuring local photographers. Through Oct. 23, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 686-8315. Wildling Museum of Art and Nature, 1511-B Mission Drive, Solvang.

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hand of the artists in any of the following: clay, fiber, paper, glass, metal, jewelry, wood, and mixed media. Through Oct. 6 543-8562. rsaliklis@sloma. org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

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CENTRAL COAST WATERCOLOR SOCIETY AQUARIUS 2018 WATERMEDIA EXHIBITION Juror is Oakland watercolorist Michael Reardon. Call is open to both members/non-members. Watermedia artists living in CA, OR, and WA welcome. Through Dec. 1, midnight-11:45 p.m. $25-$55 entry fee. 805-995-1175. ccwsart.com/ aquarius-2018-show.html. Central Coast Watercolor Society, 1551 Eto Circle, San Luis Obispo.

DIMENSIONS: JURIED FINE CRAFT EXHIBITION Open to artists residing in California.

THE GOLDEN AGE This play follows Isabel Hastings Hoyt, an aging but still charming recluse, once a glittering figure in the literary salons of the 1920s. Directed by Gene Strohl. Fridays, Saturdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m. through Oct. 1 $20. 805-9273877. pewterploughplayhouse.net. Pewter Plough Playhouse, 828 Main St., Cambria.

RED HERRING Three love stories, a murder mystery, and a nuclear espionage plot converge in this noir comedy by Michael Hollinger. Sept. 29-30, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $10. 805-927-8190. Cambria Center

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SUSAN WOOD GALLERY EXHIBIT Susan Wood is a watercolorist who is exhibiting en plein air watercolors from around the Central Coast. Oct. 1-29, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 10, Morro Bay.

THINK PINK: HOW CANCER COLORED MY WORLD Mary Summers’ paintings chronicle her journey through breast cancer. Tuesdays-Saturdays. through Sept. 29 Free. 805-927-4336. slolibrary. org. Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria. N o r t h s Lo C o u N t y

MANAQUIN MADNESS Paper mosaic mannequins created with recycled paper. FridaysSundays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. through Nov. 30 805-2868380. changalawinery.com. Changala Winery, 3770 Willow Creek Rd., Paso Robles. saN Luis obispo

CALIFORNIA SCULPTURE SLAM 2017 A unique opportunity to see current works by both established and emerging sculptors. Closed on Tuesdays. Through Oct. 29, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

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DONALD FRITH: TEAPOTS Enjoy the combination of the technical expertise Frithy nuses in porcelain, precious woods, and acrylics to create a small teapot. Closed on Tuesdays. Through Oct. 29, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. KID’S EYE VIEW 2017 Showcases selected artwork created during SLOMA’s 2017 youth summer art camps. Through Oct. 1, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. THURSDAY PAINTERS: A LEGACY Featuring paintings by the Thurdsay Painters artist group which has been meeting in SLO for over 70 years. Through Oct. 1 805-543-8562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. TYPE DESIGN: A JOURNEY Showcasing the work of Swiss typeface designer Nina Stössinger. Stössinger will speak Sept. 22 at 4:30 p.m. in Room 123 of the Bioresource and Agricultural Engineering Building (No. 8) on campus. Closed on Sundays and Mondays. Through Oct. 20, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 805756-1571. artgallery.calpoly.edu. Cal Poly University Art Gallery, Cal Poly Art & Design, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, 93407-0321, San Luis Obispo.

WHO HAS THIS Paintings and assemblage works by Vincent Bernardy. Through Sept. 30 Free. 805547-0278. Steynberg Gallery, 1531 Monterey, San Luis Obispo, steynberggallery.com/. s a N ta M a r i a Va L L e y/ Lo s a L a M o s

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and wine for purchase. Catering by Choco’s Tacos and Farmstead Catering. Attendees welcome to bring their own food to grill. Lawn chairs or blankets recommended. Complimentary wine tasting 5-7pm. No pets or outside alcohol. Oct. 6, 5:30-8:30 p.m. $15. 805-238-9940. pomarjunction. com/events/. Pomar Junction Vineyards & Winery, 5036 S. El Pomar Dr., Templeton.

ANNAPURNA After 20 years apart, Emma tracks Ulysses to a trailer park in the middle of nowhere for a final reckoning. Fridays, Saturdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m. and Sundays, 2-4:30 p.m. through Oct. 8 $15-$25. 1-800-838-3006. winecountrytheatre. com/. Park Street Ballroom, 1232 Park Street, Paso Robles.

SECOND SUNDAY AT SEVEN Open reading. Special guests: two mystery poets. Oct. 8, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-772-2880. Coalesce Garden Chapel, 845 Main St., Morro Bay.

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AIRMEN OF NOTE IN CONCERT The Airmen of Note are the premier jazz ensemble of the United States Air Force. Sept. 29, 7:30-9 p.m. Free. 805– 756–4TIX. pacslo.org/. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

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BECOMING JULIA MORGAN This fast paced play is based on the life of extraordinary architect Julia Morgan. Mara Purl stars as Julia Morgan and Christopher Law as William Randolph Hearst. Oct. 6, 6-8 p.m., Oct. 7, 8 p.m. and Oct. 8, 3-5 p.m. $25-$100. 805-541-0594. themondayclubslo.org. The Monday Club, 1815 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo.

IMPROV COMEDY SHOW Fast-paced and fun improv comedy shows by the talented ensemble of Central Coast Comedy Theater. All shows are based on audience suggestions making every show unique. Saturdays, 8-10 p.m. $5. centralcoastcomedytheater.com. 805-242-3109. Kreuzberg Coffee Company, 685 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo. THE RABBIT HOLE SLO Rep presents Rabbit Hole, a Pulitzer Prize Winning drama by David Lindsay-Abaire about love, loss, and family. Weekday showings at 7pm and weekends at 2pm. Wednesdays-Sundays, 7-9 p.m. through Oct. 22 $20-$35. 805-786-2440. slorep.org/. San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre, 888 Morro Street, San Luis Obispo.

THE CENTAL COAST FOLLIES: EOINA (EVERYTHING OLD IS NEW AGAIN) 15th annual benefit for Parkinson’s research. Oct. 7-8, 3-5:30 p.m. $15-$33. 805-489-9444. ClarkCenter.org. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.

MURDER AT CASTLE FRANKENSTEIN: MURDER MYSTERY DINNER THEATER Dr. Victor Frankenstein, his wife Liz, and their daughter Vicky cordially invite you to Castle Frankenstein for the annual convention of the Multinational Association of Deranged Scientists (MADS). Admission includes dinner. Every other Sunday, 5-7 p.m. through Nov. 5 $50. 805-489-3875. murderinmind.com/Frankenstein%20FMC.aspx. F. Mclintocks Saloon & Dining House, 750 Mattie Rd, Shell Beach.

THE PHANTOM OF THE MELODRAMA Spoof of The Phantom of the Opera. Runs with The Happy Vaudeville Revue 7 p.m. Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays. 3 p.m. and 7 p.m. Saturdays. 6 p.m. Sundays. Through Nov. 12 $20 - $27. 805-4892499. americanmelodrama.com. Great American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano.

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Author George Saunders will discuss his New York Times’ bestseller Lincoln in the Bardo on Sept. 30 at 8 p.m. at the Cal Poly Performing Arts Center. Saunders will also narrate a staged reading of excerpts performed by members of the Cal Poly English Department. Tickets are $27 to $54. Call 756-4849 or visit calpolyarts.org for more info. —C.W. RED BARN COMMUNITY MUSIC SERIES: STORY ROAD Features John Weed, Stuart Mason, Colleen Raney, and Ryan Davidson. The band’s repertoire of songs is culled from the traditions of Ireland, Scotland, and the American South. Potluck at 5 p.m. Concert at 6 p.m. Oct. 7, 5-8 p.m. $15. 805-215-3238. Red Barn at Los Osos Community Park, 2180 Palisades Ave., Los Osos.

RICK ESTRIN & THE NIGHTCATS LIVE Celebrating the release of “Groovin’ In Greaseland.” Sept. 30, 4:30 p.m. $15-$240. 805-459-6939. fallfest.info/. Gio’s by the Bay, 1001 Front St., Morro Bay.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: FOX AND BONES Scott Gilmore and Sarah Vitort with special guest Kate Bischoff. Oct. 2, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. facebook.com/events/2056585104573560/. Morro Bay Wine Seller, 601 Embarcadero, Morro Bay. N o r t h S Lo C o u N t y

LEE BRICE LIVE Singer-songwriter Lee Brice performs. Oct. 7, 8-10:30 p.m. $45-$55. 805-2863680. vinaroblesamphitheatre.com. Vina Robles Amphitheatre, 3800 Mill Rd., Paso Robles. LINN’S CONCERT SERIES Featuring live local music, beer, wine, and food. Saturdays, 2-5 p.m. through Oct. 28 Free. 924-3040. linnsfruitbin.com. Linn’s Easy As Pie Cafe, 4251 Bridge St., Cambria.

LIVE MUSIC Fridays, 6-8 p.m. Paso Robles Inn Cattleman’s Lounge, 103 Spring Street, Paso Robles, 238-2660. THE REAL BLUES JAM NORTH All Blues musicians, regardless of experience, are welcome to join this jam session. Hosted by Ted Waterhouse with Bruce Willard and Dean Giles. Thursdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $5 donation/musicians exempt. 805-704-5116. danbino.com. D’anbino Vineyards and Cellars, 710 Pine St, Paso Robles. SATURDAY LIVE: CHRIS BELAND IN CONCERT Enjoy live music while savoring award-winning Vina Robles wines. No outside alcohol permitted. Oct. 7, 1-4 p.m. Free. vinarobles.com. Vina Robles Winery, 3700 Mill Rd., Paso Robles, 227-4812.

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CABARET 805 Live vocals in the Cabaret styling singing with live pianists. Tuesdays, 6-8 p.m. Free. Stax Wine Bar & Bistro, 1099 Embarcadero, Morro Bay, 772-5055, staxwine.com.

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$15-$30. 805-995-3994. symphonyofthevines.org. Templeton Performing Arts Center, 1200 S Main St., Templeton.

winning Vina Robles wines. No outside alcohol permitted. Sept. 30, 1-4 p.m. Free. Wine and lunch offerings available.. 805-227-4812. vinarobles.com. Vina Robles Winery, 3700 Mill Rd., Paso Robles.

THE SHINS WITH SPECIAL GUEST DAY WAVE Sept. 28, 8-10:30 p.m. $29.50-$39.50. 805-2863680. vinaroblesamphitheatre.com. Vina Robles Amphitheatre, 3800 Mill Rd., Paso Robles.

BROWN BAG CONCERT First Friday of every month, 12-1 p.m. Free. 805-543-5451. fpcslo.org. First Presbyterian Church of San Luis Obispo, 981 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo.

CLASSICS IN THE COHAN: OPENING NIGHT New Maestro Andrew Sewell of the San Luis Obispo Symphony starts his tenure and the season with the Aotearoa Overture by New Zealand composer Douglas Lilburn. Oct. 7, 8-10 p.m. $20-$85. 805543-3533. slosymphony.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

COMMUNITY JAM Reignite your love for music and play with others in unique, supportive community. All levels and all instruments welcome. Thursdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. through Oct. 6 $49. 805-546-3132. cuesta.edu/communityprograms. Cuesta College Community Programs, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo. GAVIN DEGRAW RAW TOUR Oct. 4, 7:30-10 p.m. $30-$143. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org/online/ article/gavindegraw. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: 2ND ANNIVERSARY OF EAST WELLBEING AND TEA SPA Features jazz-pop guitarist and singer Josh Rosenblum; Bob & Wendy; Tim Jackson; Amie Richie; and Debra Windsong. Oct. 6, 6-9 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. songwritersatplay.com/calendar/. East Wellbeing and Tea, 1238 Monterey St. Ste. 110, San Luis Obispo.

USAF AIRMEN OF NOTE IN CONCERT Airmen of Note, the premier jazz ensemble of the United States Air Force, performs both new and classic big band tunes. Sept. 29, 7:30-10 p.m. Free. 805-7564849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. S o u t h C o a S t S Lo C o u N t y

33RPM LIVE Local Rock group. Oct. 7, 8:30-11 p.m. Free. facebook.com/ events/1473995669313084. Figueroa Mountain Brewing Co, A.G., 1462 E. Grand Ave., Arroyo Grande, 474-8525.

CENTRAL COAST FIDDLERS JAM SESSION Musicians, dancers, and listeners are invited to enjoy this casual jam session. Features classic country, bluegrass, and oldies music. Refreshments provided. All string instruments welcome. Oct. 1, 1:15-3:30 p.m. Free. 805-9372238. centralcoastfiddlers.org. Arroyo Grande Community Center, 211 Vernon St., Arroyo Grande.

MARYLEE SUNSERI LIVE Enjoy a performance full of interactive, familiar songs and encouragement to get moving and sing along. For families and all ages. Oct. 7, 2-3 p.m. 805473-7161. Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande, slolibrary.org. OPEN BLUES JAM Wednesdays Mongo’s Saloon, 359 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, 489-3639. PISMO BEACH PACIFIC BREEZE CONCERTS Features local bands and activities. Second Sunday of every month, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-773-7063. Dinosaur Caves Park, 2701 Price St, Pismo Beach.

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JAZZ JAM SESSIONS Join these Wednesday night jam sessions sponsored by the SLO County Jazz Federation. Rhythm section provided. Every other Wednesday, 7-9:30 p.m. through May 16 Free. slojazz.org. Unity Concert Hall, 1130 Orcutt Road, San Luis Obispo.

Part of the 13th season of ¡Viva el Arte de Santa Bárbara! Sept. 30, 7-8 p.m. Free. 805-343-2455. dunescenter.org/. Guadalupe City Hall, 918 Obispo St, Guadalupe.

JOHN WHELAN LIVE Enjoy the dynamic sounds of Irish accordionist John Whelan, Vermont-based Americana band Low Lily, and opening act Cafe Musique. This is a fundraiser for KCBX and the Live Oak Music Festival. Oct. 8, 3-6 p.m. $25. 805-7810827. johnwhelanmusic.com. Tiber Canyon Ranch, 280 W Ormonde Rd, San Luis Obispo.

MONK CELEBRATION CONCERT PRESENTED BY THE SLO COUNTY JAZZ FED. Keith Saunders Trio celebrates Thelonious Monk’s 100 birthday. Keith, piano ; Eric Markowitz, bass ; Smith Dobson, drums and saxophone. Oct. 7, 7:30-10 p.m. Free for Jazz Federation members; $20 General; $10 for students. slojazz.org. Unity Concert Hall, 1130 Orcutt Road, San Luis Obispo.

PIERRE BENSUSAN LIVE See France’s acoustic guitar master in concert. Part of Bensusan’s 2017 USA Tour. Sept. 29, 8 p.m. $23. 805-547-0278. steynberggallery.com/. Steynberg Gallery, 1531 Monterey, San Luis Obispo.

THE RAY CHANG SEXTET LIVE With James Gallardo on bass, Adam Nash on guitar, and Anthony Donatelli on saxophone. Sept. 28, 7-9:30 p.m. Buffalo Pub And Grill, 717 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-544-5515.

Scott Gilmore and Sarah Vitort. Special guests: Craig Louis Dingman, Oceanaire, and the Taproots. Oct. 1, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. facebook. com/events/1921253798148478/. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

on bass and Alex Nash on drums. Oct. 4, 8-10:30 p.m. Buffalo Pub And Grill, 717 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-544-5515.

MONTE MILLS AND THE LUCKY HORSESHOE BAND WITH JULIE BEAVER Traditional

SYMPHONY OF THE VINES: ORCHESTRA CONCERT Percussionist John Astaire performs

SAN LUIS OBISPO SYMPHONY CLASSICS I Maestro Sewell kicks off the season with the

Western swing and Country. Oct. 7, 7:30-9:45 p.m. $20. 805-927-8190. Cambria Center for the Arts Theatre, 1350 Main St., Cambria, cambriacenterforthearts.org/theatre/.

works including Rossini’s Overture to La Gazza Ladra, Milhaud’s Concerto for percussion/small ensemble, Haydn’s Drumroll Symphony #103, and Bianco’s Tympandemonium. Oct. 1, 3-5 p.m.

Aotearoa Overture by New Zealand composer Douglas Lilburn. Oct. 7, 8-10 p.m. $30-$80. 805756-4849. pacslo.org/. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

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and the season with the Aotearoa Overture by New Zealand composer Douglas Lilburn. Oct. 7, 11 a.m.1 p.m. $10-$15. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org/online/ article/noties117. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

8-10 p.m. figmtnbrew.com. Figueroa Mountain Brewing Co, A.G., 1462 E. Grand Ave., Arroyo Grande, 474-8525.

evening features one of Charlie Shoemake’s jazz musicians, accompanied by Matthew Evans on Bass and Tom Brown on Drums. Charlie is on vibraphone and his wife Sandi sings. Every other Thursday, 7-9:30 p.m. Free admission/suggested donation $15. 805-927-0179. pewterploughplayhouse.org/ Entertainment/music-ccji.html. Pewter Plough Playhouse, 828 Main St., Cambria.

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SLO SYMPHONY: NO TIES ALLOWED! REHEARSAL Maestro Sewell kicks off his tenure

THE RAY CHANG TRIO LIVE With James Gallardo

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33RPM LIVE Local original rock group. Sept. 30, 8:30-11 p.m. Free. facebook.com/ events/235382490314435. Figueroa Mountain Brewery, S.M., 560 E. Betteravia Rd. B., Santa Maria.

HANCOCK COLLEGE BAND POPS CONCERT The Allan Hancock College Concert Band will perform an eclectic mix of musical selections including The Star Spangled Banner, Regal Fanfare, Celebration and Dance, Emperata Overture, and more. Sept. 30, 7:30-9 p.m. $5-$10. 805-9290552. First Baptist Church, 2970 Santa Maria Way, Santa Maria.

PRESQU’ILE WINERY SUMMER CONCERT SERIES: BIG BAD VOODOO DADDY Final show of the series. Sept. 30 $30. 805-937-8110. presquilewine. com/Visiting-and-Events/Events. Presqu’ile Winery, 5391 Presqu’ile Drive, Santa Maria. S a N ta y N e z Va L L e y

CRAFTED: LIVE MUSIC SERIES Features artists from all genres of music. Thursdays, 6 p.m. and Fridays, Saturdays, 8 p.m. 686-4742. bottlest.com. Bottlest Winery, Bar & Bistro, 35 Industrial Way, Buellton.

DUSTY JUGZ LIVE Oct. 1, 4:30-7:30 p.m. Free. 967-0066. coldspringtavern.com/entertainment. html. Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara. THE EXCELLENT TRADESMEN LIVE Sept. 30, 5-8 p.m. Free. 967-0066. coldspringtavern.com/ entertainment.html. Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara.

K PHILLIPS & KATHLEEN SIECK AND THE PARADISE ROAD Sept. 30, 7-10 p.m. $20$25. 805-961-9413. standingsunwines.com/ phillipssieck.html. Standing Sun Wines, 92 2nd St., Buellton.

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MUSIC from page 22 its new owners. Sept. 29, 9 p.m. 805-686-4785. mavericksaloon.org. Maverick Saloon, 3687 Sagunto St., Santa Ynez.

ODDLEY STRAIGHT LIVE Sept. 29, 6-9 p.m. Free. 967-0066. coldspringtavern.com/ entertainment.html. Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara.

THE SOUL CATS LIVE Part of the Maverick’s Farewell Party Weekend welcoming its new owners. Sept. 30, 8 p.m. 805-686-4785. mavericksaloon.org. Maverick Saloon, 3687 Sagunto St., Santa Ynez.

THE SALT MARTIANS LIVE Sept. 30, 1:30-4:30 p.m. Free. 967-0066. coldspringtavern.com/ entertainment.html. Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara. TOM BALL AND KENNY SULTAN Oct. 1, 1:15-4 p.m. Free. 967-0066. coldspringtavern.com/ entertainment.html. Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara.

writers ranging from NY Times best-selling authors to former teachers of Academy Award winners. Go online to view the full schedule of events. Sept. 28-30 Free-$225. 805-546-3132. centralcoastwritersconference.com. Cuesta College Community Programs, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

BEING IN THE TIME OF DYING: PREPARING YOURSELF AND ANOTHER THROUGH IMMANENCY AND DEATH Course

teacher and activist. Jose M.P. Leon and Michael R. Mariscal will also speak. Sept. 30, 1-2 p.m. Free. 805-781-5989. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

SIERRA CLUB HISTORICAL WALK

sept. 28 – oct. 5

Find out which hotels and speakeasies William Randolph Hearst used to entertain his celebrity guests on this guided stroll of downtown SLO. Oct. 1, 2-3:30 p.m. Free. 805-549-0355. sierraclub.org/santa-lucia. Rite Aid Parking Lot, At the corner of Marsh and Toro St., San Luis Obispo.

aims to help participants feel a sense of 2017 peace, empowerment, and competency in being with loved ones and/or clients S o u t h C o a S t S Lo C o u N t y in their sacred, final moments. This course meets the qualifications for 7 hours of continuing DAVINCI & MICHELANGELO: THE TITANS education credit. Preregistration required. Oct. EXPERIENCE Mark Rodgers, curator of the DaVinci 6, 9 a.m.-5:30 p.m. $45 - $55. 805-544-2266. Machines and Michelangelo Exhibitions for North hospiceslo.org/. King David’s Lodge, 859 Marsh St., America, presents the Italian Renaissance as seen San Luis Obispo. through the eyes of DaVinci and Michelangelo.

THE CHICANO MOVEMENT: LESSONS AND REFLECTIONS Delvis Fernández Levy will discuss his new book, The Chicano Movement: Expanding Culture and Education, and his experiences as a

Sept. 30, 8-10 p.m. $30 - $40. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/event/davinci-michelangelo-titansexperience/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.

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BI-LINGO Informal conversation to practice Spanish language skills for anyone with basic Spanish-speaking skills. Fourth Thursday of every month, 6-7 p.m. Free. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.

TAROT 102: THE MAJOR ARCANA Five week course on the 22 cards of the Major Arcana. Discussion of both the traditional and modern meanings of each card. Wednesdays, 6:30-8 p.m. through Oct. 25 $100. 805-598-1509. divining. weebly.com. Divine Inspiration, 947 E Orange St, Santa Maria.

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THE NEW CALIFORNIA END-OF-LIFE OPTION ACT Brief presentation about end-of-life options. Terminally ill people who want medical aid-in-dying CULTURE & LIFESTYLE continued page 24

WIL RIDGE LIVE Part of the Maverick’s Farewell Party Weekend welcoming its new owners. Sept. 30, 4 p.m. 805-686-4785. mavericksaloon.org. Maverick Saloon, 3687 Sagunto St., Santa Ynez.

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PASO ROBLES DANCE HALL Community dance for ballroom and swing dancers to meet and dance the night away! No dance on holidays. First Tuesday of every month, 7-9 p.m. through Dec. 31 $5. 835-2076. pasodh.wix.com/prdh. Centennial Park, 600 Nickerson Dr., Paso Robles. S o u t h C o a S t S Lo C o u N t y

DJ DRUMZ Fridays Mongo’s Saloon, 359 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, 489-3639. S a N ta M a r i a Va L L e y/ Lo S a L a M o S

LINE DANCING Mondays, 6:30-9 p.m. $5. 937-9750. Oasis Senior Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt.

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MY NEW FAVORITE - SONG CONTEST Songwriters at Play presents a new contest called My New Favorite. 10 contestants play two songs each (originals encouraged, but covers ok). Three judges award prizes for Best Song, Performer, and My New Favorite. Sign up in advance. First Tuesday of every month, 6:30-9 p.m. through May 1 $5 entry fee. 805-204-6821. songwritersatplay. com/calendar/. Morro Bay Wine Seller, 601 Embarcadero, Morro Bay. N o r t h S Lo C o u N t y

OPEN MIC NIGHT Hosted by Rusty Hobbs. Featuring wine by the glass and burgers. Fridays, 5:30-9 p.m. through Dec. 15 $15.00, includes a glass of wine and a burger.. 805 237 2389. darkstarcellars.com/events/. Dark Star Cellars, 2985 Anderson Rd., Paso Robles. S o u t h C o a S t S Lo C o u N t y

FRONT ROW KARAOKE Thursdays, 9 p.m. 773-1010. Harry’s Night Club And Beach Bar, 690 Cypress St., Pismo Beach, harryspismobeach. com/. KARAOKE WITH DJ SAM Sundays Mongo’s Saloon, 359 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, 4893639.

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Open Enrollment Is Here Choose to enroll in Humankindness This is the time of year to make your choice, we hope you choose the best available local health care. Choose Physicians Choice IPA during open enrollment to gain access to Dignity Health’s local network: • More than 350 highly trained and experienced local physicians • Nationally acclaimed health programs on the Central Coast • Award-winning facilities: French Hospital Medical Center, Arroyo Grande Community Hospital, Pacific Central Coast Health Centers and Marian Regional Medical Center CalPERS Employees (Enrollment dates: 9/11–10/6): • • • •

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CalPERS Retirees (Enrollment dates: 9/11–10/6): • UnitedHealthcare Covered California Individual and Family Plans (Enrollment dates: 11/1–1/31/18): • Blue Shield PPO Medicare Advantage (Enrollment dates: 10/15–12/7): San Luis Obispo and Santa Barbara Counties • AARP Medicare Complete Secure Horizons HMO • Blue Shield 65 Plus Questions? Call Physicians Choice IPA at 888-560-8799.

MINDBODY TECHNIQUES FOR HEALTH AND HEALING Devin Wallace teaches this 4-session class that covers self-care practices in self hypnosis, applied meditation, and Qi Gong. Learn techniques for reducing stress, pain, anxiety, and depression. Tuesdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. through Oct. 10 $80. 805-709-2227. mbmassageandbodywork. com. Morro Bay Massage and Bodywork, 736 Main St., Morro Bay. SaN LuiS obiSpo

French Hospital Medical Center

Arroyo Grande Community Hospital

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33RD ANNUAL CENTRAL COAST WRITERS CONFERENCE Over 80 workshops taught by www.newtimesslo.com • September 28 - October 5, 2017 • New Times • 23

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HOURS SLO County Library Cardholders can have free access to SLO MakerSpace (after taking Basic Safety) five days a week. Cardholders can use our woodshop, sewing, or general free areas, or complete any specialty classes and use that machine/area during Library Hours. Tuesdays-Fridays, 4-7 p.m. 10 a.m.-1 p.m. 0. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace.com/ library-program/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

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Learn how to reset your body to crave naturally healthy foods at Holly Padove’s Ayurvedic workshop on Sept. 30 from 3 to 5 p.m. at Yoga Village in Arroyo Grande. The workshop includes an introduction to the Ayurvedic system of holistic medicine. Fee is $35. For further info, call 440-4561 or visit balancedlivingayurveda.com. —C.W.

MakerSpace offers Basic Safety twice a week, a requirement for anyone who wants to use SLO MakerSpace tools and space. Basic Safety is a 90-minute shop walk-through reviewing all areas of the shop that can be dangerous to you and others. Tuesdays, 6-8 p.m. 2-4 p.m. Free for Members and SLO County Library Cardholders. 242-1285. slomakerspace.com/store/makerspace-basicsafety-class/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo. S o u t h C o a S t S Lo C o u n t y

LIBRARY LEGO CLUB Ages 6 to 12. All legos supplied. Registration required. Sept. 30, 2-3 p.m. Free. 805-473-7161. slolibrary.org. Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande.

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FRIDAY Live Entertainment on the Embarcadero SATURDAY

can now legally receive a prescription from their doctor. Oct. 3, 3-5 & 5-7 p.m. Free. 805-426-5465. jccslo.com/. Downtown Slo, Higuera St, San Luis Obispo.

LCSW, and Ruth Cherry, PhD, long time meditators and psychotherapists, teach meditation to reduce stress and increase well-being. Fridays, 10:30 a.m.noon Free. 805-748-3372. meditationintro.com. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay.

SLO CHESS CLUB All ages and skill levels

QI GONG CLASS Qi Gong is an ancient and

welcome. Plays at the giant chess board in Morro Bay on Saturdays. Thursdays, Saturdays, 6:30-10 p.m. Free. 215-4963. slochess.com. Carl’s Jr., 195 N. Santa Rosa, San Luis Obispo.

SLO PING PONG CLUB All ages and skill levels welcome. Seven ping pong tables available. Sundays, 4-7 p.m. and Tuesdays, Thursdays, 7-10 p.m. Free. 215-4963. Ludwick Community Center, 864 Santa Rosa, San Luis Obispo.

8:00am................SurviveOars Dragon Boat Races 10:00am...............Bear Market Riot – Folk and Bluegrass 11:15am................Shirt Shack Hawaiian Shirt Contest w/Neil Farrell 12:15pm................Noach Tangeras – Americana 1:45pm.................Giovanni's Oyster Eating Contest w/Gio DeGarimore 3:00pm.................Guy Budd Band – Blues 4:30pm.................Zongo All Stars – Afro, Latin and Caribbean Also ..................Morro Bay HS & Los Osos MS Choirs ........................Bucket Busters

SLO SKIERS’ MONTHLY MEETING

SUNDAY

NAR-ANON FAMILY GROUP MEETING A

Enjoy Sunday Brunch at a waterfront restaurant!

WINE TASTING

Cass Vineyards Rancho Sisquoc Hearst Ranch Winery Robert Hall Changala

powerful system for physical health and spiritual development. Join certified instructor Devin Wallace for this outdoors class. Please call to register. Fridays, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Suggested donation $10. 805-709-2227. Tidelands Park, South end of Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

REFLEXOLOGY EDUCATION AND DEMOS Learn techniques for using reflex points on hands and feet with Joan Powell and Carol Dawn. Oct. 1, 1-3 p.m. Free. 805-748-5580. Ruby Dragon, 875 Main St. Unit C, Morro Bay.

SLO Skiers, a local non-profit sports and social club for adults, is having SIERRA CLUB HIKE AND YOGA: Sept. 28 – oCt. 5 its monthly meeting. Start time is 7 OATS PEAK Join this hike along Coon 2017 pm. Social hour with food and drink Creek, then up to Oats Peak and a 45 starts at 6 pm. First Wednesday of every minute yin yoga class. Yoga mats provided. month, 7-8 p.m. Meetings free. Annual This is a rigorous 7.5 mile hike, with a 1,900 feet membership $40.. 805-528-3194. sloskiers.org. elevation gain. Oct. 7, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 916SLO Elks Club, 222 Elks Lane, San Luis Obispo. 450-1416. sierraclub.org/santa-lucia. Montaña de S o u t h C o a S t S Lo C o u n t y Oro, 3550 Pecho Valley Rd, Los Osos.

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n o r t h S Lo C o u n t y meeting for those who know or have known a feeling of desperation concerning the addiction of a loved one. Fridays, 12-1 p.m. Free. 805-221-5523. The Redeemer Lutheran Church, 4500 El Camino Real, Atascadero. San LuiS obiSpo

FAMILY CAREGIVERS SELF-CARE SUPPORT GROUP Family caregiving is emotionally, mentally, and physically demanding, and puts the caregiver at increased risk for health problems. Join other family caregivers for an opportunity to share ideas and learn how to care for yourself while you care for your loved one. First Wednesday of every month, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. 805-534-9234. Office at UCP/ Ride On Transportaion, 3620 Sacramento Dr., #201, San Luis Obispo.

NAR-ANON - LET IT BEGIN WITH ME Nar Anon is a support group for those who are affected by someone else’s addiction. Tuesdays 458-7655. naranoncentralca.org/meetings/meeting-list/. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

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FREE PROJECT OF LIGHT CLINIC Lightshare is providing sessions of healing light transmitted through Pineal tones facilitated by the Lightshare Team. No appointment is necessary. First Saturday of every month, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. through Dec. 2 Free, donations appreciated. 805-305-7595. lightshare.us. Lightshare Center, 22701 El Camino Real, Santa Margarita.

MANAGING YOUR ENERGETICS, PART 3 Wendy McKenna will guide participants through the fundamentals of energetics. Attendance of Part 1 and 2 of this series is not required. Sept. 30, 4-8 p.m. $40. 805-305-7595. lightshare.us. Lightshare Center, 22701 El Camino Real, Santa Margarita. San LuiS obiSpo

CAT YOGA CLASSES Sundays, 10:15-11:30 a.m. $20. 543-9316 Ext. 10. woodshumanesociety. org/news-and-events/event.php?id=347. Woods Humane Society, 875 Oklahoma Ave., San Luis Obispo. EMBRACING CONVERSATION WORKSHOP This two-part workshop is presented by Carolie Coffey, instructor at Cuesta College. Meet in the San Luis Obispo Library Community Room. Oct. 7, 10 a.m.-noon & 2-4 p.m. Free. 805-781-5991. slolibrary.evanced.info/signup/calendar. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

GENTLE YOGA WITH CASSANDRA BODLAK Mats, blocks, and straps are provided. Open to all levels. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 10:15-11:15 a.m. through Dec. 14 $88. 805-549-1222. register. asapconnected.com. San Luis Coastal Adult CULTURE & LIFESTYLE continued page 49

Taste the rainbow Brooklyn-based, German-born artist Oliver Herring will collaborate with Cuesta students and members of the community during a three-week residency at the Harold J. Miossi Art Gallery at the Cuesta College campus in SLO, Nov. 13 through Dec. 4, with an exhibit running Dec. 1 through Dec. 22. Photo shoots, video shoots, choreography, and a musical piece will be featured, and an artist talk will be held at 5:30 p.m. on Nov. 15 in room 6304. PHOTO COURTESY OF HAROLD J. MIOSSI ART GALLERY

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SPECIAL AUTUMN EVENTS NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY CAMBRIA SCARECROW FESTIVAL Close to 500 unique creations expected to line the main streets of Cambria and San Simeon, including a variety of traditional, animated and unique scarecrows. Oct. 1-31, 8 a.m. Free. 805-395-2399. cambriascarecrows.com. Cambria Village, 723 Main St., Cambria. CAMBRIA SCARECROW FESTIVAL KICK OFF PARTY Enjoy strolling in a scarecrow-decorated garden; passed appetizers and wine by the glass; musical entertainment; silent auction/ raffle of local meals, wine and gifts; and the announcement of this year’s winning scarecrows. Oct. 5, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $35. 805-395-2399. cambriascarecrows.com/ events. Cambria Nursery & Florist, 2801 Eton Rd, Cambria.

HARVEST FESTIVAL DINNER WITH THE LUCKY HORSESHOE BAND Salt Lick BBQ dinner. Enjoy appetizers; buffet; dessert; beer and wine; and dancing. Live music by Monte Mills and the Lucky Horseshoe Band. Oct. 21, 5-9 p.m. Club $95, Club Table $664, NonMember $125, Non-Member Table $872. 805-239-1616. roberthallwinery.com. Robert Hall Winery, 3443 Mill Road, Paso Robles.

NORTH SLO COUNTY 11TH ANNUAL SWISS DAY AND GRAPE STOMP Enjoy traditional Swiss dishes prepared by Executive Chef Randal Torres paired with Vina Robles estate wines and melodies by accordionist Michael Gutin. Guests are also invited to participate in the grape stomp. Oct. 21, 12-3 p.m. $40-$50. 805-227-4812. vinarobles.com/events/Harvest-WineWeekend---Annual-Swiss-Days---GrapeStomp1. Vina Robles Winery, 3700 Mill Rd., Paso Robles.

GOLDEN OAK HONEY FESTIVAL More than 70 vendors located throughout the park will offer garden art; handmade jewelry; birdhouses; antique glassware; and more. The festival also includes honey seminars, a spelling bee, and the Bee Hive Hairdo Contest. Free honey ice cream samples will also be offered. Oct. 28, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. 805-238-4103. pasoroblesdowntown.org. Downtown City Park, 11th and Spring St., Paso Robles. CAMBRIA OCTOBERFEST Beer & Brats 927 Beer Co. & Tap It Beer and local wines by the glass available for purchase. Proceeds benefit local programs sponsored by Lions Club of Cambria and Cambria Scarecrow Festival. Oct. 28, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. $10$20. 805-395-2399. cambriascarecrows. com/events. Cambria Veterans Memorial Hall, 1000 Main Street, Cambria. HAUNTED ADOBE Ghost stories, tours and tarot readings. Ghosts provided by the Paso Robles High School Drama Department. Refreshments and candles provided. Oct. 28, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805467-3357. rios-caledoniaadobe.org. Rios-Caledonia Adobe, 700 S. Mission St., San Miguel. HALLOWEEN CARINVAL AUMC’s annual community Halloween Carnival. Enjoy food, games, music, arts & crafts, a puppet show, and costume contest. Oct. 31, 4:30-7 p.m. Free. 805-4662566. atascaderoumc.org/events/ halloween-carnival/. Atascadero United Methodist Church, 11605 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

SAN LUIS OBISPO 1ST ANNUAL FALL HARVEST FESTIVAL Celebrate the completion of the Pergola, the farm’s permanent

classroom and meeting facility. Tour the Farm, meet the farmers. Take part in planting and harvest activities. Shop at an onsite farmers market. Sample dishes prepared by local chefs and students. Enjoy live music. Oct. 8, 1-5 p.m. $5 donation; Kids are free. 805-769-8344. centralcoastgrown.org. City Farm SLO, 1221 Calle Joaquin, San Luis Obispo. KCBX DEAD MAN’S DANCE HALLOWEEN PARTY Costume party with live music by Burning James and the Funky Flames. Food by Bon Temps Creole Cafe. Prizes for best costume, scariest costume, and cutest costume. Oct. 27, 7-10 p.m. $25-$30. 805-5498855. kcbx.org/halloween. King David’s Masonic Lodge, 859 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo. PUMPKIN PAINTING FOR TEENS Create your own personalized pumpkin design. For ages 12–18. Registration required. Oct. 28, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. 805781-5775. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo. A BLOODY GOOD DEED FOR HALLOWEEN Scarecrow Vampire Fangs hosts this Halloween blood drive. Donors will receive a free pair of vampire fangs. Oct. 30, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. & 3-5 p.m. United Blood Services, 4119 Broad St. #100, San Luis Obispo, 8774644376. HALLOWEEN TRUNK OR TREAT Safe, supervised, outdoor fun for all ages. Enjoy food, music, games, candy. See vintage cars and trucks with Halloween themed decorated trunks for all ages. Costumes encouraged. Oct. 31, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-543-3192. SLOnaz Church, 3396 Johnson Ave, San Luis Obispo. DIA DE LOS MUERTOS 4th Annual Día de Los Muertos. Begins with procession from the Bear Fountain at 10 am and continues with traditional dances; mariachi music; poets; costume and altar contests; Mexican food and beverages; decorating of sugar skulls; and more. Nov. 4, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. 805-2690141. diadelosmuertosslo.org/. Mission Plaza, 989 Chorro St, San Luis Obispo.

SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY HAUNTED HAWAIIAN NIGHT FUNDRAISER Hawaiian attire encouraged. Each ticket admits one adult and one child. Children must be accompanied by an adult. Oct. 20, 5-10 p.m. $50 pre-sale; $55 at the door. 805-762-4500.

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LIVE MUSIC Classical, Chambers, and Choirs NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY SLO WIND ORCHESTRA: CHAMBER CONCERT Enjoy the sound of music written for chamber wind ensembles in a relaxed and intimate setting. Nov. 19, 3 p.m. Donation requested. slowinds. org. Trinity United Methodist Church, 490 Los Osos Valley Rd., Los Osos, 805-528-1649.

NORTH SLO COUNTY SYMPHONY OF THE VINES: ORCHESTRA CONCERT Percussionist John Astaire performs works including Rossini’s Overture to La Gazza Ladra, Milhaud’s Concerto for percussion/small ensemble, Haydn’s Drumroll Symphony #103, and Bianco’s Tympandemonium. Oct. 1, 3-5 p.m. $15-$30. 805-995-3994. symphonyofthevines.org. Templeton Performing Arts Center, 1200 S Main St., Templeton. SYMPHONY OF THE VINES: BEETHOVEN’S TRIPLE CONCERTO This concert features the Cracow Duo (cello and piano) and Maurice Sklar, violin, playing Beethoven’s Triple Concerto for Violin, Cello, and Piano. Also on the program is Mendelssohn’s Scherzo from A Midsummer Night’s Dream and Symphony #35, Haffner, by Mozart. Nov. 5, 3-5 p.m. $30 adult, $27 senior, $15 student. 805-995-3994. symphonyofthevines.org. Park Ballroom, 1232 Park St., Paso Robles. FESTIVAL MOZAIC WINTERMEZZO:

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SAN LUIS OBISPO AIRMEN OF NOTE IN CONCERT The Airmen of Note are the premier jazz ensemble of the United States Air Force. Sept. 29, 7:30-9 p.m. Free. 805–756– 4TIX. pacslo.org/. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. CLASSICS IN THE COHAN: OPENING NIGHT New Maestro Andrew Sewell of the San Luis Obispo Symphony starts his tenure and the season with the Aotearoa Overture by New Zealand composer Douglas Lilburn. Oct. 7, 8-10 p.m. $20-$85. 805-5433533. slosymphony.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. SAN LUIS OBISPO SYMPHONY CLASSICS I Maestro Sewell kicks off the season with the Aotearoa Overture by New Zealand composer Douglas Lilburn. Oct. 7, 8-10 p.m. $30-$80. 805756-4849. pacslo.org/. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. SLO SYMPHONY: NO TIES ALLOWED! REHEARSAL Maestro Sewell kicks off his tenure and the season with the Aotearoa Overture by New Zealand composer Douglas Lilburn. Oct. 7, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $10-$15. 805756-4849. pacslo.org/online/article/ noties117. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. FESTIVAL MOZAIC WINTERMEZZO: OCTOBER NOTABLE ENCOUNTER INSIGHT Pianist Anna Polonsky and Violinist and Music Director Scott Yoo take attendees on a tour behind the music, giving insights into Mozart’s and Chopin’s history and sharing their perspectives on the works. Oct. 20, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $25-$32. 805-7813009. festivalmozaic.com. Unitarian Universalist Fellowship Hall, 2201 Lawton Ave., San Luis Obispo. FESTIVAL MOZAIC WINTERMEZZO: OCTOBER NOTABLE ENCOUNTER DINNER Join the artists behind the festival and enjoy wines from Lone Madrone paired with local, fresh cuisine AUTUMN ARTS continued page 28

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Actor and comedian Bill Murray teams up with cellist Jan Vogler and friends for New Worlds, a project exploring the artistic connections between America and Europe through literature and live music, Oct. 8 at 7 p.m. at Cal Poly’s Performing Arts Center. Tickets are $60 to $175 and are available via calpolyarts.org. —T.D.

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$9-$14. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org/ online/article/choirs_life_and_love. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. CAL POLY CHOIRS: HOLIDAY KALEIDOSCOPE A collaborative celebration of choral music with holiday favorites, carols, and more. Both performances will feature the high schools of Arroyo Grande, Morro Bay, and San Luis Obispo alongside the Cal Poly Choirs. Dec. 2, 3 & 7:30 p.m. $12-$14 general, $9-$12 students. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. ITZHAK PERLMAN LIVE Virtuoso violinist. Jan. 16, 7:30 p.m. $47.20$129. 805-756-4849. calpolyarts.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

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FESTIVAL MOZAIC WINTERMEZZO CONCERT: MOZART, CHOPIN AND PROKOFIEV See Scott Yoo, violin, and Anna Polonsky, piano, perform selected works by Mozart, Chopin, and Prokofiev. Oct. 22, 3 p.m. $35-$65. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.com. Congregation Beth

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BACH WEEK MASTER CLASS WITH MENSA SONORA CALIFORNIA The guest artists of Mensa Sonora California will coach Cal Poly students in chamber music and solo repertoire from the Baroque era, with a focus on historically informed performance. Jan. 18, 11 a.m. Free. 805-756-2406. bachweek.calpoly. edu. Cal Poly Davidson Music Center, Room 218, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo. BACH WEEK CHAMBER CONCERT: MENSA SONORA CALIFORNIA PRESENTS BACH AND HIS STUDENTS Works by Bach’s pupils, including Johann Goldberg, Johann Krebs, Johann Kirnberger, Johann Kellner, and their fellow Johann: Johann Sebastian Bach himself. Performed by Mensa Sonora California on period instruments. Jan. 19, 8 p.m. $20 premium general and students, $15 general, $10 students. 805-756-4849. bachweek.calpoly.edu. Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa, 751 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo.

BACH IN THE MISSION VIII: BACH AND THE ITALIANS Cal Poly’s Early Music Ensemble, members of the Cal Poly Symphony, and faculty join with professional guest artists to perform the music of Johann Sebastian Bach and his contemporaries. Jan. 20, 8 p.m. $20 premium general and students, $15 general, $10 students. 805-756-4849. bachweek.calpoly.edu. Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa, 751 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo. CAL POLY’S A NIGHT AT THE MISSION CHAMBER CONCERT Performances by a brass quintet, clarinet and string quintet, string quartet, string quintet, tuba and euphonium ensemble, woodwind quintet, brass ensembles, saxophone quartets, a large clarinet ensemble, and a brass choir. Feb. 9, 8 p.m. Free. 805-756-2406. music.calpoly.edu/ calendar/free/. Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa, 751 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo. FESTIVAL MOZAIC WINTERMEZZO CONCERT: MUSIQUE FRANÇAISE Works by French composers Faure, Cras and Roussel. Followed by an original jazz riff on the baroque style by Noam Elkies. Feb. 25, 3 p.m. $35-$65. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.com. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo. W. TERRENCE SPILLER PIANO RECITAL Concert pianist and Music Department Chair W. Terrence Spiller will perform. Jan. 12, 7:30 p.m. $14 general, $9 students. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu. Spanos Theatre, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo. BACH WEEK: INSIDE BACH WEEK Join Bach Week directors David Arrivée and Scott Glysson for an overview of the week’s repertoire, in the context AUTUMN ARTS continued page 31

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of J.S. Bach’s life and larger cultural context. Jan. 16, 6 p.m. Free. 805-7562406. bachweek.calpoly.edu. Cal Poly Davidson Music Center, Room 218, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo. BACH WEEK AKADEMIE: STUDENT AND TEACHER An exploration of Bach’s role as a teacher and as a selfdirected student of other composers. The musical discussion led by Clifton Swanson will focus on works by Pergolesi and Vivaldi. Jan. 18, 7:30 p.m. Free. 805-756-2406. bachweek.calpoly. edu. Cal Poly Davidson Music Center, Room 218, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.

Earworms On the heels of their latest album Heartworms, The Shins will make a stop at the Vina Robles Amphitheater in Paso Robles, along with openers Day Wave, Sept. 28 at 8 p.m. Tickets are $29 to $40 and can be purchased via vinaroblesamphitheatre.com, at the Vina Robles Amphitheatre Box Office, Boo Boo Records, and by calling 286-3680. —T.D.

FESTIVAL MOZAIC WINTERMEZZO: FEBRUARY NOTABLE ENCOUNTER INSIGHT Artists take attendees on a tour behind the music, giving insights into the composer’s history and sharing their perspectives on the works. Feb. 23, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $25-$32. 805-7813009. festivalmozaic.com. Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa, 751 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo.

Holiday Music San LuiS ObiSpO MAKE A JOYFUL NOISE Join the SLO Winds and Christopher Woodruff in celebrating the season. Woodruff will perform Haydn’s iconic Concerto for Trumpet in Eb Major. Dec. 17, 3 p.m. slowinds.org. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo, 546-3198.

SOuth COaSt SLO COunty AN IRISH CHRISTMAS Featuring traditional Irish music and dancing. Dec. 16, 2 & 7 p.m. $36-$48. clarkcenter. org. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande, 805-489-9444.

International Music San LuiS ObiSpO CAL POLY ARAB MUSIC ENSEMBLE FALL CONCERT Featuring diverse programs of classic and contemporary music and dance, the Arab Music Ensemble will perform works from the Eastern Mediterranean and selections from historically interconnected cultures of the larger region. Nov. 4, 8 p.m. $12-$14 general, $9-$12 students. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. CAL POLY ARAB MUSIC ENSEMBLE WINTER CONCERT Featuring diverse programs of classic and contemporary music and dance, the Arab Music Ensemble will perform works from the Eastern Mediterranean and selections from historically interconnected cultures of the larger region. Feb. 24, 8 p.m. $12 and $14 general, $9 and $12 students. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. CAL POLY SYMPHONY FALL CONCERT: MUSIC FROM THE NEW WORLD Guest Jeff Midkiff will perform with the symphony his own Concerto for Mandolin and Orchestra, From the Blue Ridge, showcasing bluegrass, jazz and orchestral music. The symphony will also perform Dvorák’s Symphony No. 9 in E minor, From the New World, written in America. Dec. 3, 3 p.m. $12-$14 general, $9-$12 students. 805756-4849. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/ symph/. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

SOuth COaSt SLO COunty VIVA EL ARTE! PRESENTS: BUYEPONGO Part of the 13th season of ¡Viva el Arte de Santa Bárbara! Sept. 30, 7-8 p.m. Free. 805-343-2455. dunescenter.org/. Guadalupe City Hall, 918 Obispo St, Guadalupe.

Jazz & Blues nOrth COaSt SLO COunty CENTRAL COAST JAZZ INSTITUTE BAND Each evening features one of Charlie Shoemake’s jazz musicians, accompanied by Matthew Evans on Bass and Tom Brown on Drums. Charlie is on vibraphone and his wife Sandi sings. Every other Thursday, 7-9:30 p.m. Free admission/suggested donation $15. 805-927-0179. pewterploughplayhouse. org/Entertainment/music-ccji.html. Pewter Plough Playhouse, 828 Main St., Cambria. SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: PI JACOBS Los Angeles based Blues singer-songwriter. Special guests: Jennifer Martin and Michael Sheen Campbell. Oct. 9, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. songwritersatplay.com/ calendar/. Morro Bay Wine Seller, 601 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

nOrth SLO COunty THE REAL BLUES JAM NORTH All Blues musicians, regardless of experience, are welcome to join this jam session. Hosted by Ted Waterhouse with Bruce Willard and Dean Giles. Thursdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $5 donation/ musicians exempt. 805-704-5116. danbino.com. D’anbino Vineyards and Cellars, 710 Pine St, Paso Robles.

San LuiS ObiSpO USAF AIRMEN OF NOTE IN CONCERT Airmen of Note, the premier jazz ensemble of the United States Air Force, performs both new and classic big band tunes. Sept. 29, 7:30-10 p.m. Free. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. MONK CELEBRATION CONCERT PRESENTED BY THE SLO COUNTY JAZZ FED. Keith Saunders Trio celebrates Thelonious Monk’s 100 birthday. Keith, piano ; Eric Markowitz, bass ; Smith Dobson, drums and saxophone. Oct. 7, 7:30-10 p.m. Free for Jazz Federation members; $20 General; $10 for students. slojazz.org. Unity Concert Hall, 1130 Orcutt Road, San Luis Obispo.

JAZZ VESPERS CONCERT The Robert Harway Trio performs jazz. Reception follows. Oct. 15, 4-5:30 p.m. Free; Donations appreciated. 805-543-5451. fpcslo.org. First Presbyterian Church of San Luis Obispo, 981 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo. CAL POLY FALL JAZZ CONCERT The repertoire of the University Jazz Bands ranges from Count Basie, Duke Ellington, Tito Puente and Tower of Power, to advanced, cutting-edge music. Dec. 1, 8 p.m. $14 general, $9 students and Jazz Federation members. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu. Spanos Theatre, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo. CAL POLY JUST JAZZ CONCERT March 2, 8 p.m. $9-$12. music.calpoly. edu. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, 756-4849. JAZZ JAM SESSIONS Join these Wednesday night jam sessions sponsored by the SLO County Jazz Federation. Rhythm section provided. Every other Wednesday, 7-9:30 p.m. through May 16. Free. slojazz.org. Unity Concert Hall, 1130 Orcutt Road, San Luis Obispo.

SOuth COaSt SLO COunty OPEN BLUES JAM Wednesdays Mongo’s Saloon, 359 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, 489-3639.

Student Performances San LuiS ObiSpO CAL POLY BANDFEST 2017: EARTH The wind bands present a concert celebrating the lands that decorate our planet, followed by a performance from the Mustang Marching Band. Features works by Leonard Bernstein, Libby Larsen, Joseph Schwantner and others. Nov. 12, 3 p.m. $12-$14 general, $9-$12 students. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly. edu. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. CAL POLY STUDENT INSTRUMENTAL RECITAL A free recital presented by Cal Poly Music Department student instrumentalists. Nov. 16, 11 a.m., Nov. 30, 11 a.m. and March 1, 11 a.m. Free. 805-756-2406. music.calpoly.edu. Cal Poly Davidson

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CAL POLY STUDENT PIANO RECITAL A free recital presented by Cal Poly Music Department student pianists. Nov. 28, 7:30 p.m. and Feb. 1, 7:30 p.m. Free. 805-756-2406. music.calpoly.edu. Cal Poly Davidson Music Center, Room 218, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: ERIN INGLISH Blues-grass vocalist and banjo player. Special guests: Kate Bischoff; Amaya Rose; Ira Wolf; and Sutherlin. Oct. 16, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. songwritersatplay.com/ calendar/. Morro Bay Wine Seller, 601 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

CAL POLY STUDENT VOCAL RECITAL A free recital presented by Cal Poly Music Department student vocalists. Nov. 16, 7:30 p.m. Free. 805756-2406. music.calpoly.edu. Cal Poly Davidson Music Center, Room 218, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.

More Music nOrth COaSt SLO COunty CABARET 805 Live vocals in the Cabaret styling singing with live pianists. Tuesdays, 6-8 p.m. Free. Stax Wine Bar & Bistro, 1099 Embarcadero, Morro Bay, 772-5055, staxwine.com. RICK ESTRIN & THE NIGHTCATS LIVE Celebrating the release of “Groovin’ In Greaseland.” Sept. 30, 4:30 p.m. $15-$240. 805-459-6939. fallfest. info/. Gio’s by the Bay, 1001 Front St., Morro Bay. SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: FOX AND BONES Scott Gilmore and Sarah Vitort with special guest Kate Bischoff. Oct. 2, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. facebook.com/ events/2056585104573560/. Morro Bay Wine Seller, 601 Embarcadero, Morro Bay. RED BARN COMMUNITY MUSIC SERIES: STORY ROAD Features John Weed, Stuart Mason, Colleen Raney, and Ryan Davidson. The band’s repertoire of songs is culled from the traditions of Ireland, Scotland, and the American South. Potluck at 5 p.m. Concert at 6 p.m. Oct. 7, 5-8 p.m. $15. 805-215-3238. Red Barn at Los Osos Community Park, 2180 Palisades Ave., Los Osos. PEPPINO D’AGOSTINO LIVE Peppino d’Agostino is a warm and gracious maestro of fingerstyle guitarists. Oct. 13-14, 7-9:30 p.m. $20. 805.772.2880.

THE PALMER SQUARES LIVE The Palmer Squares, a lyrical hip-hop duo out of Chicago, return to the Central Coast for a night of debauchery. Oct. 17, 8-11 p.m. $14-$16. 805-225-1312. facebook. com/events/110497096290745/. The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay. SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: KATE STEINWAY Local ukulele player. Special guest: David Foster Evans. Oct. 23, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. songwritersatplay.com/calendar/. Morro Bay Wine Seller, 601 Embarcadero, Morro Bay. SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: STEREO CHICKENS Country band that blends bluegrass, folk, and gospel. Special guests: Warren Sellers and Kate Bischoff. Oct. 30, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. songwritersatplay.com/ calendar/. Morro Bay Wine Seller, 601 Embarcadero, Morro Bay. MY NEW FAVORITE - SONG CONTEST Songwriters at Play presents a new contest called My New Favorite. 10 contestants play two songs each (originals encouraged, but covers ok). Three judges award prizes for Best Song, Performer, and My New Favorite. Sign up in advance. First Tuesday of every month, 6:30-9 p.m. through May 1 $5 entry fee. 805-204-6821. songwritersatplay.com/calendar/. Morro Bay Wine Seller, 601 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

nOrth SLO COunty THE SHINS WITH SPECIAL GUEST DAY WAVE Sept. 28, 8-10:30 p.m. $29.50-$39.50. 805-286-3680. vinaroblesamphitheatre.com. Vina Robles Amphitheatre, 3800 Mill Rd., Paso Robles. SATURDAY LIVE: DULCIE TAYLOR IN CONCERT Enjoy live music while

savoring award-winning Vina Robles wines. No outside alcohol permitted. Sept. 30, 1-4 p.m. Free. Wine and lunch offerings available.. 805-227-4812. vinarobles.com. Vina Robles Winery, 3700 Mill Rd., Paso Robles. SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: FOX AND BONES Scott Gilmore and Sarah Vitort. Special guests: Craig Louis Dingman, Oceanaire, and the Taproots. Oct. 1, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. facebook.com/ events/1921253798148478/. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles. TRAIN WRECK FRIDAY: TRUTH ABOUT SEAFOOD Dance to music under the stars. Food and wine for purchase. Catering by Choco’s Tacos and Farmstead Catering. Attendees welcome to bring their own food to grill. Lawn chairs or blankets recommended. Complimentary wine tasting 5-7pm. No pets or outside alcohol. Oct. 6, 5:30-8:30 p.m. $15. 805-238-9940. pomarjunction.com/events/. Pomar Junction Vineyards & Winery, 5036 S. El Pomar Dr., Templeton. LEE BRICE LIVE Singer-songwriter Lee Brice performs. Oct. 7, 8-10:30 p.m. $45-$55. 805-286-3680. vinaroblesamphitheatre.com. Vina Robles Amphitheatre, 3800 Mill Rd., Paso Robles. SATURDAY LIVE: CHRIS BELAND IN CONCERT Enjoy live music while savoring award-winning Vina Robles wines. No outside alcohol permitted. Oct. 7, 1-4 p.m. Free. vinarobles.com. Vina Robles Winery, 3700 Mill Rd., Paso Robles, 227-4812. WINE-DOWN WEDNESDAY: ALICE WALLACE Southern California-based Americana singer-songwriter. Special guest: Gina Villalobos. Oct. 11, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. songwritersatplay. com/calendar/. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles. LINDSEY BUCKINGHAM AND CHRISTINE MCVIE LIVE Longtime Fleetwood Mac members. Oct. 15, 8-10:30 p.m. $60-$100. 805-286-3680. vinaroblesamphitheatre.com. Vina Robles Amphitheatre, 3800 Mill Rd., Paso Robles. AUTUMN ARTS continued page 32

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See violinist Scott Yoo and pianist Anna Polonsky live at the Festival Mozaic WinterMezzo Chamber Concert on Oct. 22 at 3 p.m. at Congregation Beth David in SLO. Yoo and Polonsky will be performing works by Mozart, Chopin, and Prokofiev. Tickets are $35 to $65. Call 781-3009 or visit festivalmozaic.com to find out more. —Caleb Wiseblood

on drums. Oct. 4, 8-10:30 p.m. Buffalo Pub And Grill, 717 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-544-5515.

pop. Special guests: Warren Sellers and Archie Logsdon. Oct. 29, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. facebook.com/ events/819508694890624/. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

SYMPHONY OF THE VINES: TORSTEN JUUL-BORRE PIANO CONCERT Enjoy this annual recital by Torsten Juul-Borre, an accomplished soloist who enlivens his performances with stories and anecdotes about composers. Nov. 19, 4-5:30 p.m. $30 adult, $27 senior, $15 student. 805-9953994. symphonyofthevines.org. Cass Winery And Vineyard, 7350 Linne Road, Paso Robles.

BILL MURRAY, CELLIST JAN VOGLER, AND FRIENDS - NEW WORLDS A program featuring American and European literature and music. Oct. 8, 7 p.m. $60-$175. calpolyarts.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, 756-4849.

San LuiS ObiSpO BROWN BAG CONCERT First Friday of every month, 12-1 p.m. Free. 805543-5451. fpcslo.org. First Presbyterian Church of San Luis Obispo, 981 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo. THE RAY CHANG SEXTET LIVE With James Gallardo on bass, Adam Nash on guitar, and Anthony Donatelli on saxophone. Sept. 28, 7-9:30 p.m. Buffalo Pub And Grill, 717 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-544-5515.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: MARY SCHOLZ Los Angeles based Folkrock artist. Special guests: Ira Wolf and Sutherlin. Oct. 15, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. facebook.com/ events/114810272542228/. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

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TRAIN WRECK FRIDAY: JD PROJECT Dance to music under the stars. Food and wine for purchase. Catering by Choco’s Tacos and

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: KATE STEINWAY Special guests: Rick Shelley; Aireene Espiritu; and Ed Tree. Oct. 22, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821.

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songwritersatplay.com/calendar/. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles. GENERATIONALS LIVE World famous indie pop/rock band Generationals perform for this all ages concert. Food, beverages, and desserts available. Oct. 22, 6:30-9 p.m. $20. eventbrite.com/. Tooth and Nail Winery, 3090 Anderson Rd., Paso Robles, 369-6100. LINN’S CONCERT SERIES Featuring live local music, beer, wine, and food.

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MICHAEL GAITHER AND CLASSINOVA LIVE Americana songwriter Michael Gaither performs for this CD release promotion, accompanied by Classinova. Also featuring Brynne Albanese, Fred Murray, and Eric Williams from SLO-based Cafe Musique. Sept. 30, 8 p.m. $20. 805-547-0278. steynberggallery.com/. Steynberg Gallery, 1531 Monterey, San Luis Obispo. GAVIN DEGRAW RAW TOUR Oct. 4, 7:30-10 p.m. $30-$143. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org/online/article/gavindegraw. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. THE RAY CHANG TRIO LIVE With James Gallardo on bass and Alex Nash

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Santa ynez VaLLey CRAFTED: LIVE MUSIC SERIES Features artists from all genres of music. Thursdays, 6 p.m. and Fridays, Saturdays, 8 p.m. 686-4742. bottlest. com. Bottlest Winery, Bar & Bistro, 35 Industrial Way, Buellton.

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Poly, San Luis Obispo. JOÃO LUIZ AND DOUGLAS LORA LIVE Hailed by Classical Guitar magazine for their “maturity of musicianship and technical virtuosity,” João Luiz and Douglas Lora actively strive to expand the repertoire for two guitars with a seamless blend of both classical and Brazilian music. Oct. 14, 8-10 p.m. $38.40-$48. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org/. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. ANDREW BIRD LIVE Oct. 16, 7:30 p.m. $32-$51. 805-756-4849. calpolyarts.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: REESE GALIDO Lead singer of the Kicks and frequent collaborator with the Tipsy Gypsies. Special guests: Martin Paris; Kate Bischoff; Charles Motley; and Noach Tangeras. Oct. 17, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. facebook.com/ events/357488314682303/. Bang The Drum Brewery, 950 Orcutt Road, San Luis Obispo.

and Kill the Noise. Tickets at collectiveeffortsevents.com or Boo Boo Records. Nov. 11, 5-10 p.m. $30-$40. Avila Beach Resort, 6464 Ana Bay Dr., Avila Beach. KID CUDI LIVE Passion, Pain, & Demon Slayin’ Tour. Tickets at collectiveeffortsevents.com and Boo Boo Records. Nov. 17, 5 p.m. $35-$40. Avila Beach Resort, 6464 Ana Bay Dr., Avila Beach. THE BLIND BOYS OF ALABAMA CHRISTMAS Dec. 19, 7:30 p.m. $30.40-$58. calpolyarts.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. MICHAEL FEINSTEIN SINGS SINATRA Jan. 26, 8 p.m. $32-$90. 805-756-4849. calpolyarts.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. KEOLA BEAMER AND HENRY KAPONO LIVE Performing Hawaiian music featuring slack-key guitar. Jan. 28, 7 p.m. $38.40-$48. 805-756-4849. calpolyarts.org. Spanos Theatre, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.

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South CoaSt SLo County PISMO BEACH PACIFIC BREEZE CONCERTS Features local bands and activities. Second Sunday of every month, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-773-7063. Dinosaur Caves Park, 2701 Price St, Pismo Beach. SINGER/SONGWRITER NIGHT Wednesdays, 8-10 p.m. figmtnbrew. com. Figueroa Mountain Brewing Co, A.G., 1462 E. Grand Ave., Arroyo Grande, 474-8525. CENTRAL COAST FIDDLERS JAM SESSION Musicians, dancers, and listeners are invited to enjoy this casual jam session. Features classic country, bluegrass, and oldies music. Refreshments provided. All string instruments welcome. Oct. 1, 1:15-3:30 p.m. Free. 805-937-2238. centralcoastfiddlers.org. Arroyo Grande Community Center, 211 Vernon St., Arroyo Grande.

HOME FREE LIVE A cappella country group. Oct. 20, 8 p.m. $30-$125. 805756-4849. calpolyarts.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

BLACK VIOLIN LIVE Black Violin blends classical, hip hop, rock, and more. Feb. 17, 8 p.m. $25.60-$52. 805-7564849. calpolyarts.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

MARYLEE SUNSERI LIVE Enjoy a performance full of interactive, familiar songs and encouragement to get moving and sing along. For families and all ages. Oct. 7, 2-3 p.m. 805-473-7161. Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande, slolibrary.org.

SLOMA CONCERT: THE QUITTERS Guitar duo Glenn Houston and Stevie Coyle. Nov. 5, 3 p.m. $20. 805-5438562. sloma.org/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

CAMERON CARPENTER FORBES PIPE ORGAN RECITAL Feb. 26, 7:30 p.m. $33.60-$42. 805-756-4849. calpolyarts.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

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STEEP CANYON RANGERS LIVE Modern bluegrass band. Jan. 21, 7 p.m. $35.20-$44. 805-756-4849. calpolyarts.

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STAGED READING: NEW JERUSALEM Ubu’s Other Shoe Staged Reading series presents a performance of New Jerusalem by David Ives. Friday showing at 7pm and Saturday at 2pm and 7pm. Feb. 2-3, 7-9 p.m. and Feb. 3, 2-4 p.m. $15. 805-786-2440. slorep.org. San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre, 888 Morro Street, San Luis Obispo.

holiday San LuiS obiSpo A CHRISTMAS STORY SLO Rep presents A Christmas Story, the holiday classic back by popular demand for the fourth year in a row. Weekday showings at 7pm and weekends at 2pm. Wednesdays-Sundays, 7-9 p.m. through Dec. 23 $20-$38. 805-786-2440. slorep. org. San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre, 888 Morro Street, San Luis Obispo.

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A LITTLE PRINCESS SLO Rep’s Academy of Creative Theatre presents A Little Princess, a heartfelt and faithful adaptation of the beloved novel by Frances Hodgson Burnett. Weekday showings at 7pm and weekends at 2pm. Wednesdays-Sundays, 7-9 p.m. through Jan. 28 $17-$25. 805-786-2440. slorep. org. San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre, 888 Morro Street, San Luis Obispo.

RED HERRING Three love stories, a murder mystery, and a nuclear espionage plot converge in this noir comedy by Michael Hollinger. Sept. 29-30, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $10. 805-9278190. Cambria Center for the Arts Theatre, 1350 Main St., Cambria, cambriacenterforthearts.org/theatre/.

THE LAST FLAPPER BY WILLIAM LUCE The story of Zelda Fitzgerald, wife of F. Scott Fitzgerald. Set in an insane asylum on the last day of Zelda’s life. Sundays, 3-5 p.m. and Fridays, Saturdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m. through Nov. 26 $25. 805-927-3877. pewterploughplayhouse. net/. Pewter Plough Playhouse, 828 Main St., Cambria.

THE GOLDEN AGE This play follows Isabel Hastings Hoyt, an aging but still charming recluse, once a glittering figure in the literary salons of the 1920s. Directed by Gene Strohl. Fridays, Saturdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m. through Oct. 1 $20. 805-927-3877. pewterploughplayhouse.net. Pewter Plough Playhouse, 828 Main St., Cambria.

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TIME WILL TELL Experience personal journeys of incarceration and reentry with Poetic Justice Project actors. Talkback follows the performance. Sept. 30, 6-7:30 p.m. $10-$20. 805-264-5463. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, pacslo.org. SPECIAL PREVIEW OF RABBIT HOLE Special preview performance to benefit Hospice SLO County. Rabbit Hole is a Pulitzer Prize winning drama by David Lindsay-Abaire about love, loss, and family. This is a full dress rehearsal. Wine reception begins at 6 p.m. Show begins at 7 p.m. Oct. 5, 6-9 p.m. $30$45. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo.org/. San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre, 888 Morro Street, San Luis Obispo.

PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT BY TENNESSEE WILLIAMS The story of two couples, one newlywed and the other married for five years, both experiencing pains and difficulties in their relationship. The observance of each other’s troubles brings both couples to realize what they have and to reconcile. Fridays, Saturdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m. and Sundays, 3-5 p.m. through Jan. 21 $25. 805-927-3877. pewterploughplayhouse. net. Pewter Plough Playhouse, 828 Main St., Cambria.

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BECOMING JULIA MORGAN This fast paced play is based on the life of extraordinary architect Julia Morgan. Mara Purl stars as Julia Morgan and Christopher Law as William Randolph Hearst. Oct. 6, 6-8 p.m., Oct. 7, 8 p.m. and Oct. 8, 3-5 p.m. $25-$100. 805541-0594. themondayclubslo.org. The Monday Club, 1815 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo.

ANNAPURNA After 20 years apart, Emma tracks Ulysses to a trailer park in the middle of nowhere for a final reckoning. Fridays, Saturdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m. and Sundays, 2-4:30 p.m. through Oct. 8 $15-$25. 1-800-838-3006. winecountrytheatre.com/. Park Street Ballroom, 1232 Park Street, Paso Robles.

RABBIT HOLE SLO Rep presents Rabbit Hole, a Pulitzer Prize Winning drama by David Lindsay-Abaire about love, loss, and family. Weekday showings at 7pm and weekends at 2pm. WednesdaysSundays, 7-9 p.m. through Oct. 22 $20-$35. 805-786-2440. slorep.org/. San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre, 888 Morro Street, San Luis Obispo.

FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF: A LIVE SCRIPT READING Central Coast Live Read presents this performance of the 1986 hit film’s screenplay. Donations accepted to the Ian M. Hassett Foundation. Nov. 17, 7 p.m. Free. centralcoastliveread.com. Lincoln Market & Deli, 496 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

KINKY BOOTS Musical inspired by true events. Jan. 30, 7:30 p.m. $65$95. 805-756-4849. calpolyarts.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

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ROUNDING THIRD In this new comedy, two Little League coaches face the facts of fatherhood, sports, and life. Weekday showings at 7pm and weekends at 2pm. Play by Richard Dresser. WednesdaysSundays. through Nov. 19 $20-$35.

805-786-2440. slorep.org. San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre, 888 Morro Street, San Luis Obispo. ELF: THE MUSICAL Nov. 29, 7 p.m. $65-$95. 805-756-4849. calpolyarts.org. IMPROV COMEDY SHOW Fast-paced and fun improv comedy shows by the talented ensemble of Central Coast Comedy Theater. All shows are based on audience suggestions making every show unique. Saturdays, 8-10 p.m. $5. centralcoastcomedytheater.com. Kreuzberg Coffee Company, 685 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, 803-430-0260.

South CoaSt SLo County THE CENTAL COAST FOLLIES: EOINA (EVERYTHING OLD IS NEW AGAIN) 15th annual benefit for Parkinson’s research. Oct. 7-8, 3-5:30 p.m., Oct. 13, 7-9:30 p.m. and Oct. 14-15, 3-5:30 p.m. $15-$33. 805-4899444. ClarkCenter.org. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. THE PHANTOM OF THE MELODRAMA Spoof of The Phantom of the Opera. Runs with The Happy Vaudeville Revue 7 p.m. Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays. 3 p.m. and 7 p.m. Saturdays. 6 p.m. Sundays. Through Nov. 12 $20 - $27. 805-489-2499. americanmelodrama. com. Great American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano.

Dance San LuiS obiSpo TANGO BUENOS AIRES - SPIRIT OF ARGENTINA A company of 25 dancers and musicians will perform. Nov. 14, 7:30 p.m. $27.20-$64. 805-756-4849. calpolyarts.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. MOSCOW FESTIVAL BALLET SWAN LAKE Tchaikovsky’s perennial masterpiece. Feb. 11, 7 p.m. $27.20$64. 805-756-4849. calpolyarts.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

South CoaSt SLo County RUSSIAN GRAND BALLET PRESENTS SWAN LAKE See the Russian Grand Ballet’s fulllength classical production of one of the world’s most famous ballet: Tchaikovsky’s Swan Lake. Includes Russia’s brightest stars performing the rarely seen Waltz of the Black Swans. Nov. 1, 7-9:30 p.m. $45-$85. 805-4899444. clarkcenter.org. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. THE PEKING ACROBATS Feb. 2, 7 p.m. $45-$55. clarkcenter.org. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande, 805-489-9444.

Opera San LuiS obiSpo MADAMA BUTTERFLY Giacomo Puccini’s acclaimed opera. A story of hope, devotion, betrayal, and honor. Oct. 14, 7-10 p.m. and Oct. 15, 2-5 p.m. $16-$77. 805-756-4849. operaslo.org/ event-details.php?id=16. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. MET LIVE IN HD: NORMA This new production of Bellini’s masterpiece stars Sondra Radvanovsky as the Druid priestess and Joyce DiDonato as her rival, Adalgisa. Tenor Joseph Calleja is Pollione, Norma’s unfaithful lover, and Carlo Rizzi conducts. Oct. 22, 2-5:30 p.m. $12-$22. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org/online/article/metnorma. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. MET LIVE IN HD - DIE ZAUBERFLOTE Full-length German version of Mozart’s magical fable. Nov. 5, 2 p.m. $12$22. 805-756-4849. calpolyarts.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. AUTUMN ARTS continued page 37

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More Stage SAN LUIS OBISPO CHAMPIONS OF MAGIC TOUR Witness disappearing acts, levitation, teleportation and more. Presented with state-of-the-art lighting and special effects. Nov. 15, 7 p.m. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, 756-4849, pacslo.org. CIRQUE ELOIZE - SALOON Wild West circus show. Feb. 15, 7:30 p.m. $28.80$66. 805-756-4849. calpolyarts.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

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who became a hero to hundreds during World War II. Starring Jessica Chastain. Oct. 4, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. 805-7811215. slolibrary.evanced.info/signup/ calendar. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo. FILM NIGHT: A CONVERSATION WITH MAYA LIN Join SLOMA in viewing this interview with Maya Lin, an artist and architect who creates places of refuge and contemplation in highly public spaces. Oct. 16, 7 p.m. $5 members, $7 non-members; includes complimentary beverage. 805-5438562. sloma.org/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. FILM NIGHT: ART BASTARD Join SLOMA in this viewing of Art Bastard, the mischievous tale of a rebel who never fit into today’s art world. Nov. 20, 7-9 p.m. $5 members, $7 non-members; includes complimentary beverage.. 805543-8562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. FILM NIGHT: BERENICE ABBOTT & A VIEW OF THE 20TH CENTURY Join SLOMA in this film viewing about Berenice Abbott, a great 20th century American photographer known for her avant-garde portraits. Dec. 18, 7-9 p.m. $5 members, $7 non-members. 805543-8562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

centralcoastparks.org/filmfest. Pismo Beach Golf Course, 25 West Grand Avenue, Grover Beach. LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER Screening for ages 21 and up. Based on the story by Edgar Allen Poe. Filmed at the Point San Luis Lighthouse by local director Benjamin Cooper. Ticket price includes admission, food, and a beverage. Local beers and wine will be available for sale. Raffles throughout the night. Proceeds benefit the Point San Luis Lighthouse Keepers. Oct. 13, 6 p.m. $25. 805-5405771. pointsanluislighthouse.org. Avila Beach Community Center, 191 San Miguel Street, Avila Beach.

SAN LUIS OBISPO SLO FILM FEST: THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA Costumes are encouraged at this screening of the 1925 silent film that inspired the Broadway show. Tony Award winner Anthony Crivello will perform before the screening. Organist Christian Elliott will accompany the film on the Forbes Pipe Organ. Costume contest before the show. Oct. 26, 7-9:30 p.m. $30-$40. 805-546-3456. slofilmfest.org/fall-fundraiser-thephantom-of-the-opera/. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

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MOVIE IN THE PARK: MOANA Family-friendly night under the stars. Oct. 6, 6-9:30 p.m. Free. 805-773-7063. pismobeach.org/recreation. Dinosaur Caves Park, 2701 Price St, Pismo Beach.

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to former teachers of Academy Award winners. Go online to view the full schedule of events. Sept. 28-30 Free-$225. 805-546-3132. centralcoastwritersconference.com. Cuesta College Community Programs, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo. 100,000 POETS AND MUSICIANS FOR CHANGE Features readings from: San Luis Obispo Poets Laureate;

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GEORGE SAUNDERS The celebrated cult author of four collections of short stories, a novella, and a book of essays. Sept. 30, 8-10 p.m. $27.20-$104. 805756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. OUT OF HIS MIND BOOK SIGNING Author Joe Eister will read from his novel and sign copies. Books available to purchase for $10. Sept. 30, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. 805-704-4102. SLO Guild Hall, 2880 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. INDIE AUTHOR DAY Local authors come to display and share their original works. Oct. 21, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805781-5991. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo. BRANDO SKYHORSE: AUTHOR READING, Q & A, AND BOOK SIGNING Skyhorse’s award-winning novel The Madonnas of Echo Park and his memoir Take This Man explore issues of immigration and identity. Oct. 26, 5-7 p.m. $10. 805-546-3190. cpactickets. cuesta.edu. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo. CORNERS OF THE MOUTH BOOK RELEASE Celebrating the release for UNIMPAIRED, Poems by Kevin Patrick Sullivan. Followed by an open reading. Oct. 15, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805 903 3595. languageofthesoul.org. Linnaea’s Cafe, 1110 Garden St., San Luis Obispo.

North SLo CouNty SECOND SUNDAY AT SEVEN Open reading. Special guests: two mystery poets. Oct. 8, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-7722880. Coalesce Garden Chapel, 845 Main St., Morro Bay.

Visual arts special art Events North SLo CouNty ART AFTER DARK PASO Tradition of art, wine, and live music-filled evenings at the start of every month. Enjoy premium wine tasting with Alta Colina and live music by Sofia Talvik. Oct. 7, 6-9 p.m. $8 for wine tasting. 805-2389800. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, studiosonthepark.org. DINING WITH THE ARTS GALA Enjoy Hors d’Oeuvres; champagne; dinner; a silent auction; and a visual art show. Live entertainment includes performances by dance, music, and theater students. The theme is “Classic Hollywood” and costumes are encouraged. Oct. 14, 5:30-9 p.m. $95. 238-5825. pryaf.org. Paso Robles Youth Arts Foundation, 3201 Spring St., Paso Robles.

SaN LuiS obiSpo INVERSE PERFORMANCE ART FESTIVAL: OPENING NIGHT This opening night of the Inverse Performance Art Festival will involve a brief overview, a contextualizing presentation, and a variety of performances by artists recognized on local, national, and international platforms. Sept. 28, 5-9 p.m. Free. 805-546-3202. Harold J. Miossi Gallery, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo, cuesta.edu/ student/campuslife/artgallery/. 24TH ANNUAL HOLIDAY BOUTIQUE The California Poppy Decorative Artists present their annual Holiday Boutique. All items are hand crafted and include

too cool for school Central Coast Live Read presents a live script reading of the 1986 comedy Ferris Bueller’s Day Off on Nov. 17 at 7 p.m. at Lincoln Market and Deli in SLO. Admission is free but donations will be accepted. All proceeds go to the Ian M. Hassett Foundation, which offers art scholarships to local students every year. For more info, visit ianmhassett.com or centralcoastliveread.com. —C.W.

home decor, garden items, jewelry, apparel, painted items, jams and jellies, pottery, holiday items, and more. Sept. 29-Oct. 1, 10 a.m. Free. 805-219-0656. SLO Elks Club, 222 Elks Lane, San Luis Obispo. POINT BUCHON PLEIN AIR FESTIVAL 15 top plein air artists will fill SLOMA’s Nybak Wing with beautiful works of art created on the Point Buchon Trail. Meet the artists at the grand opening and sale on opening day. Buy art right off the walls. Oct. 6, 6-9 p.m., Oct.

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7083. artintheparkshellbeach.com. Dinosaur Caves Park, 2701 Price St, Pismo Beach. FASHIONS FOR A PURPOSE BENEFIT Fashion show and silent auction benefiting Domestic Violence and Safe Dating Awareness. Catered by Monarch Club and Splash Cafe. Special guest speaker: Michelle Jewsbury. Oct. 28, 10 a.m.-noon $30. 805-929-5282. facebook.com/fashionsforapurpose/. Monarch Club, 1645 Trilogy Pkway., Nipomo.

DAVINCI & MICHELANGELO: THE TITANS EXPERIENCE Mark Rodgers, curator of the DaVinci Machines and Michelangelo Exhibitions for North America, presents the Italian Renaissance as seen through the eyes of DaVinci and Michelangelo. Sept. 30, 8-10 p.m. $30 - $40. 805-4899444. clarkcenter.org/event/davincimichelangelo-titans-experience/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. AUTUMN ARTS continued page 40

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Exhibits North Coast sLo CouNty CARLO CHRISTIAN PHOTO EXHIBIT A variety of framed and canvas works featuring the Central Coast and beyond. Through Sept. 28, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 10, Morro Bay. ALEXANDRA IORIO GALLERY EXHIBIT Iorio makes religious icons for homes and hearts around the globe. Her images capture the old master iconographers by using gold leaf and other materials. Oct. 1, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 10, Morro Bay. DAVID KREITZER OPEN STUDIOS Kreitzer is celebrating his Jubilee year, 50 years as a professional fine artist. Landscapes, Mid West, Floral, Koi, Fantasy. Wednesdays, 12-5 p.m. through Oct. 25 805-234-2048. dkreitzer.com. Kreitzer Fine Art and Voice Studios, 1442 12th Street, Los Osos.

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North sLo CouNty MANAQUIN MADNESS Paper mosaic mannequins created with recycled paper. Fridays-Sundays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. through Nov. 30 805-286-8380. changalawinery.com. Changala Winery, 3770 Willow Creek Rd., Paso Robles.

saN Luis obispo CALIFORNIA SCULPTURE SLAM 2017 A unique opportunity to see current works by both established and emerging sculptors. Closed on Tuesdays. Through Oct. 29, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. WHO HAS THIS Paintings and assemblage works by Vincent Bernardy. Through Sept. 30 Free. 805-547-0278. Steynberg Gallery, 1531 Monterey, San Luis Obispo, steynberggallery.com/. KID’S EYE VIEW 2017 Showcases AUTUMN ARTS continued page 42

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CLASSES NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY COLORING CLUB FOR ADULTS Spend time relaxing and exercising your mind while rediscovering the childhood pleasure of coloring. The library will provide everything you need. Call to sign up. Sept. 28, 4-5 p.m. and Oct. 26, 4-5 p.m. Free. 805-927-4336. slolibrary. org. Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria.

Roll out the red carpet The Paso Robles Youth Arts Foundation hosts its sixth Annual Dining with the Arts Gala Fundraiser on Oct. 14 from 5:30 to 9 p.m. at the Berg Auditorium in Paso Robles. Attendees will enjoy hors d’oeuvres; champagne; dinner; a silent auction; and a visual art show. Live entertainment includes performances by dance, music, and theater students. The theme is Classic Hollywood and costumes are encouraged. Tickets are $95. Call 238-5825 or visit pryaf.org for more info. —C.W. AUTUMN ARTS from page 40

selected artwork created during SLOMA’s 2017 youth summer art camps. Through Oct. 1, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

THURSDAY PAINTERS: A LEGACY Featuring paintings by the Thurdsay Painters artist group which has been meeting in SLO for over 70 years. Through Oct. 1 805-543-8562. sloma. org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. TYPE DESIGN: A JOURNEY

Showcasing the work of Swiss typeface designer Nina Stössinger. Closed on Sundays and Mondays. Through Oct. 20, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 805-7561571. artgallery.calpoly.edu. Cal Poly University Art Gallery, Cal Poly Art & Design, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, 93407-0321, San Luis Obispo.

ALCOHOL INK PLAY TIME AT THE ART CENTER Experiment with different colors of alcohol inks. Transform objects into items such as coasters, magnets, ornaments, and more using several techniques. Registration required. Oct. 7, 10 a.m.-noon $50. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. SOFT NUDES IN A HARD MEDIUM: LINOCUT DEMONSTRATION Instructor Rosey Rosenthal gives a quick overview of how to make and print linocuts (relief prints) including cutting materials, printing papers and proper inks. Learn how easy it is to print relief prints without a press. Oct. 9, 3-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.

org/index.php/comingevents/demosmeetings/. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. CREATIVITY GROUP WORKSHOPS Open for the public to get creative, bring in artwork in any medium, and join others every Wednesday. Wednesdays, 10:30 a.m.-3 p.m. through Nov. 22 Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. STILL LIFE OIL PAINTING WITH JASON MAYR For beginner to advanced students. Register by contacting Jason at 805-234-6941 or email jkmayr@aol.com. Mondays, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. through Nov. 6 $30 MBAA members, $35 for non-members. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org/. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. ZEN DOODLE ADULT COLORING BOOK WORKSHOPS Relax and unwind with adult coloring books. Fridays, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. through Nov. 24 Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

NORTH SLO COUNTY ALMOND COUNTRY QUILT GUILD MEETING Presented by quilt artist Ellen November. Oct. 2, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. 805-237-9313. acqguild.com. Trinity Lutheran Church, 940 Creston Road, Paso Robles. PAPER MOSAICS AND WINE WORKSHOP Learn to make creative tiles from paper and simple tools through this fun three hour workshop session. Includes wine tasting and craft materials. Preregistration required. Oct. 4, 3 a.m.-6 p.m. $75. 805-286-8380. changalawinery.com. Changala Winery, 3770 Willow Creek Rd., Paso Robles.

MAKE A SUCCULENT WREATH Learn how to add succulents to a sphagnum moss wreath to create a lush succulent wreath decoration which can hang on a door or wall or be used as a centerpiece. All supplies are provided including a fabulous variety of succulents. Oct. 10, 6-8 p.m. $67. 805-286-5993. CreativeMeTime.com. Centennial Park, 600 Nickerson Dr., Paso Robles. MOSAIC FRAME FOR BEGINNERS Learn mosaic basics while sampling various wines. Large selection of color choices. Registration is required. Oct. 14, 1-3 p.m. $50; Additional charge for wine tasting. 805-286-5993. CreativeMeTime.com. Changala Winery, 3770 Willow Creek Rd., Paso Robles. CORK PLANTER WITH SUCCULENTS Once the planter is finished, you plant it using a variety of succulents Joan provides. Planter measured 8”. Instructor provides succulents. Participants bring corks. Oct. 26, 6-8 p.m. $57. 805-286-5993. creativemetime.com. Centennial Park, 600 Nickerson Dr., Paso Robles. WINE BOTTLE MOSAIC Choose from different colors of broken china plate pieces and baubles to customize a wine bottle wall art piece. Wine tasting available for an additional fee. Registration required. Nov. 4, 1-3 p.m. $50. 805-286-5993. creativemetime. com. Changala Winery, 3770 Willow Creek Rd., Paso Robles. SEA GLASS WIRE WRAP: SALAD SERVERS AND UTENSILS Learn basic wire wrapping. All materials are provided to wire wrap a highquality Oneida 9” large serving spoon and fork including local sea glass. Nov. 9, 6-8 p.m. $47. 805-237-3988. creativemetime.com. Centennial Park, 600 Nickerson Dr., Paso Robles. AUTUMN ARTS continued page 44

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ALCOHOL INK PLAY TIME AT THE WINERY Experimenting with different alcohol inks. Everything is included to complete six coasters, five magnets, and five ornaments. Wine tasting is available for an additional fee. Nov. 26, 1-3 p.m. $50. 805-286-5993. creativemetime. com. Changala Winery, 3770 Willow Creek Rd., Paso Robles. ALCOHOL INK PLAY TIME AT THE PARK Apply the inks, use alcohol, canned air and other objects to get unusual effects on four coasters, four glass ornaments and dominoes for magnets. Nov. 28, 6-8 p.m. $40. 805-237-3988. creativemetime.com. Centennial Park, 600 Nickerson Dr., Paso Robles. SEA GLASS WIRE WRAP JEWELRY CLASS All materials are provided to make one necklace and two earrings including genuine, local sea glass. Tools are available for use during workshop. No experience necessary. Reregistration is required. Wine tasting for an additional fee. Dec. 2, 1-3 p.m. $50. 805-286-5993. creativemetime.com. Changala Winery, 3770 Willow Creek Rd., Paso Robles.

Art imitates life The Point Buchon Plein Air Festival exhibition runs Oct. 6 through Oct. 8 at the San Luis Obispo Museum of Art. Meet the artists and enjoy live music and wine at the grand opening Oct. 6 from 6 to 9 p.m. Artists will continue to hang more paintings throughout the weekend. The final sale takes place on Oct. 8 from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Call 543-8562 or visit sloma.org to find out more. —C.W.

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ART AND WINE CLASS Learn how to make an Acrylic painting from start to finish step by step. All supplies and wine is included. Sept. 28, 6-8 p.m. $45. 805-550-9963. theartgalanipomo.com/. Gala De Arte, 136 N. Thompson Ave #B, Nipomo. MOSAIC MIRROR Apply your choice of collage materials around a 10” mirror, then create a mosaic with tempered glass and grout. All supplies included. Registration required. Oct. 2, 5:30-8:30 p.m. $62. 805-549-1222. CreativeMeTime.com. San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo. MOSAIC STARFISH WITH TEMPERED GLASS Learn the ins and outs of working with tempered glass and mosaic basics of gluing and grouting. Everything is provided to complete the project. Oct. 3, 6-9 p.m. $60. 805-5463107. CreativeMeTime.com. Cuesta College Community Programs, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo. COMMUNITY JAM Reignite your love for music and play with others in unique, supportive community. All levels and all instruments welcome. Thursdays, 6:308:30 p.m. through Oct. 6 $49. 805-5463132. cuesta.edu/communityprograms. Cuesta College Community Programs, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo. TEEN PAINTING WITH KI For ages 12 to 18. One hour guided class to create Fall inspired art. Registration required. All supplies provided. Oct. 7, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. 805-781-5775. slolibrary.evanced.info/signup/calendar. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo. MOSAIC HOLIDAY TREE Participants cut plate pieces, then glue and grout AUTUMN ARTS continued page 46

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CUESTA MOSAIC HOLIDAY TREE WORKSHOP Participants earn mosaic basics by cutting plate pieces, then gluing and grouting to take home a finished piece in three hours. Nov. 14, 6-9 p.m. $60. 805-546-3132. creativemetime.com. Cuesta College Community Programs, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

MAKE A SQUARE SUCCULENT WREATH Start with a 9” square sphagnum form and add a wide variety of succulents from the instructor’s collection to create a lush 13” wreath. Everything is provided to complete the wreath. A care instruction sheet is provided to keep your wreath thriving. Oct. 17, 6-8 p.m. $60. 805-546-3132. CreativeMeTime.com. Cuesta College Community Programs, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo. UKULELE BOOTCAMP Learn several beginner ukulele songs and gain the confidence to join any of the many singalongs that meet regularly in the area. Oct. 21, 9:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and Nov. 18, 9:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. $49. 805-5463132. cuesta.edu/communityprograms. Cuesta College Community Programs, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo. GET PUBLISHED NOW Learn how to get your writing published. Topics covered include: advice from bestselling authors; common mistakes to avoid; marketing; branding; internet resources; and more. Nov. 4, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. $125. 805-756-2053. extended.calpoly.edu/ lifeandculture/writers-program.html. Cal Poly Extended Education, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. SUCCULENT WREATH WORKSHOP Learn how easy it is to create with succulents. Everything is provided to complete a beautiful, lush wreath including use of tools, 9” wreath form (finished product is 13”), and locally grown succulents. Nov. 13, 6-8 p.m. $57. 805-549-1222. creativemetime. com. San Luis Coastal Adult School,

SLOMA LIFE DRAWING WORKSHOP Wednesday morning life drawing. All levels of drawing skill are welcome. Sessions incorporate multiple poses for three hours, from one minute gestures to 20 minutes, giving the artist a variety of poses to work from. A model is provided along with tables and easels. No instruction. Wednesdays, 9 a.m.-noon through Nov. 15 $12 members, $15 non-members. 805-543-8562. sloma. org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. AFTER SCHOOL ART CLASSES: AGES 5-6 Create drawings, paintings, and collages. All materials provided. Each class has four sessions. See website for more details. Mondays, 3:15-4:45 p.m. through Nov. 20 $48. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/education/ museum-of-art.php. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

surface decoration/glaze application. Second Monday of every month, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $40. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace.com/store/beginningceramics/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo. BLACKSMITHING: BASIC SAFETY Instructed by blacksmithing guru Boone Bauer. Online class registration required. Tuesdays, 11 a.m.-noon Free. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace. com/blacksmithing/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo. BLACKSMITHING: BEGINNING LEVEL For people with no previous blacksmithing experience. Instructor Boone Bauer takes students through key elements of blacksmithing and how to use forge and anvil unattended. Tuesdays, 1-2 p.m. $50. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace.com/blacksmithing/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo. FILM AND TV ACTING CLASS For all ages and skill levels. Optional showcases with major Hollywood talent agents and casting directors. Sundays, 12-8:45 p.m. through Dec. 31 310-910-1228. actorsedge.com. Mission Cinemas, 1025 Monterey St., SLO.

ALCOHOL INK PLAY TIME AT SLCAS Create unique art objects by dotting alcohol inks onto tiles, ornaments and dominoes, then spritzing with air or alcohol to manipulate the inks. Nov. 6, 6-8 p.m. $42. 805-549-1222. creativemetime. com. San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo.

INTRO TO 3D PRINTING Learn how to use the 3D Printers and software. Once certified, and if Basic Safety has been passed, users can utilize the 3D printers with their own filament or pay for the filament onsite through membership, or free weekly SLO County Library Hours. Wednesdays, 7-8 p.m. $50. 242-1285. slomakerspace.com/3d-printing/#class. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

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experience required, or our Intro to Ceramics class. 25lb of clay comes with this class. First Monday of every month, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., Second Wednesday of every month, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. and Third and Last Monday of every month, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $50. 242-1285. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo, slomakerspace.com. INTRO TO CNC ROUTER Learn how to use the 4’x6’ CNC Router. Certified users who have passed Basic Safety can use the CNC Router (supplying their own material and bit) through membership or during free SLO County Library Hours. First and Third Tuesday of every month, 7-9 p.m. $50. 242-1285. slomakerspace.com/cnc-routing/#class. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo. INTRO TO LASER CUTTER & ENGRAVER Learn how to use a 100 watt laser cutter and engraver. Users who are certified, and have passed Basic Safety, can use it on their own through membership, or through free SLO County Library Hours for and $0.50/ min. cutting time. Mondays, 7-10 p.m. $50. 242-1285. slomakerspace.com/ laser-cutting-and-engraving/#class. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo. INTRO TO MIG WELDING Learn how to use the welder and welding station. Certified students who have passed Basic Safety can use the welding area through membership or during Free SLO County Library cardholder hours. Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. $50. 242-1285. slomakerspace.com/store/intro-tomig-welding-class/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo. LEATHERCRAFTING: BASIC SAFETY For people with no previous leathercraft experience. Includes overview and

training of common leatherworking tools, safe tool use, and a discussion of materials needed for leathercraft. First and Third Thursday of every month, 7-9 p.m. and Last Thursday of every month, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace.com/leathercrafting/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo. SLOMA ART SCHOOL CLASSES: AGES 5-6 Month-long after school art classes for 5 to 6 year olds. Price includes all materials. Mondays, 3:15-4:45 p.m. through March 26 $48. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. SLOMA ART SCHOOL CLASSES: AGES 7-8 Month-long after school art classes for 7 to 8 year olds. Price includes all materials. Tuesdays, 3:15-4:45 p.m. through March 28 $48. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. SLOMA ART SCHOOL CLASSES: AGES 9-12 Month-long after school

art classes for 9 to 12 year olds. Price includes all materials. Wednesdays, 3:15-4:45 p.m. through March 28 $48. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. WOODTURNING Basic Safety, Spindle, Bowl Turning I, Bowl Turning II and Advanced class. Saturdays, Sundays, 10 a.m.-noon $50. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace.com/woodturning/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY INTUITIVE CIRCLE Mediumship development. First Tuesday, Wednesday, Saturday of every month, 6:30-8:30 p.m. through July 1 $15$35. 805-489-2432. halcyonstore.com. Halcyon Store Post Office, 936 South Halcyon Rd., Arroyo Grande. LIBRARY LEGO CLUB Ages 6 to 12. All legos supplied. Registration required. Sept. 30, 2-3 p.m. Free. 805-473-7161. slolibrary.org. Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande. Δ

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Buona Tavola Ristoranti Celebrates 25 Years! Special Dinner Menu and Donation to Child Development Resource Center of the Central Coast on Thursday, October 5th at the SLO location next to the Fremont Theater.

an Luis Obispo’s Buona Tavola Restaurant celebrates and thanks their patrons for 25 years of serving fine Northern Italian cuisine with a special dinner menu, spreading love and a donation to a local children’s non-profit organization. When Antonio Varia opened his first restaurant in San Luis Obispo on October 5, 1992, he was the chef in the kitchen and his wife, Kasie, was the hostess. Risotto, a creamy rice dish, was still mostly unknown to many of the diners. “People looked at the plate and said, ‘What is this? Just rice?

Where’s the meat?’” Varia said. Today, after 25 years in the highly competitive restaurant business, Varia wants to thank everyone who has eaten at his restaurants over the decades. In honor of the 25th anniversary, Varia will have a special dinner menu at the San Luis Obispo location, and 25% of the night’s total will be given to the Child Development Resource Center of the Central Coast. Varia chose the non-profit because of his belief in strong families and a commitment to local organizations. “I have a soft heart for children and want to support an organization that supports them and their families,” Varia said. “I’ve decided to donate 25% of our sales for the night in honor of our 25th Anniversary.” On Thursday, October 5, the San Luis Obispo location next to the Fremont Theater on Monterey Street, will feature a special menu made up of diners’ favorites from the last 25 years. Dinner reservations on October 5th are strongly encouraged through the website www. btslo.com or by calling 805-545-8000. “I want to send a big thank you to the community for believing in us and for their love of good food,” he said.

Today, the original Buona Tavola restaurant in San Luis Obispo has been joined by a second location in Paso Robles, and Alle-Pia Fine Cured Meats, Varia’s successful artisan salami and sausage business in Atascadero. “Pedro Flores, my Chef de Cuisine, has been with me for 24 years. My Sous Chef, Rigoberto Flores has been with me for 19 years. My manager, Andrea Fabbretti, is from a small town in Italy just a few miles from my hometown. His brother, Paolo, came to join us a few years ago,” Varia said. “I also want to thank my excellent staff for helping to make us successful for all these years.” Varia’s donation goes to the Child Development Resource Center of the Central Coast (CDRC)a nonprofit community organization that provides therapeutic early childhood education and mental health programs focused on protecting children through a commitment to heal, support and strengthen families within San Luis Obispo County for the prevention and treatment of child abuse in all of its forms. For more information, please visit their website at www.childrensresource.org.

To dine with us on October 5th, we strongly advise reservations through our website or by phone.

www.btslo.com 805-545-8000

The Buona Tavola name means “good table” in Italian. Varia’s passion for food and the love poured into every dish comes through with each bite.

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709-0761. pyjamadrama.com. SLO Movement Arts Center, 2074 Parker St., San Luis Obispo.

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School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo.

SUNSHINE THE RED-SHOULDERED HAWK Join

REFLEXOLOGY EDUCATION AND DEMOS Learn

zoologist Kara Hagedorn as she relates the story of her unusual encounter with a wild red-tailed hawk. Hagedorn describes how she enabled Sunshine the hawk to live a life in captivity as naturally as possible. Oct. 7, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. 805-7815775. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

techniques for using reflex points on hands and feet with Joan Powell and Carol Dawn. Sept. 30, 3-6 p.m. Free. 805-748-5580. Natural Food Co-op, 2494 Victoria Ave., San Luis Obispo. S o u t h C o a S t S Lo C o u n t y

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MEDITATION FOR INTUITIVE DEVELOPMENT 6-week series. Clarivoyance, Clairaudience, Clairsentience, etc. are all increased by meditation, the quiet observation of the inner world. AnnKathleen will lead guided meditations to increase connection to each of the 5 senses that relate to different psychic abilities. Thursdays, 6:30-8 p.m. through Oct. 12 $82.50. 805-5981509. divining.weebly.com. Halcyon Store Post Office, 936 South Halcyon Rd., Arroyo Grande.

RESET WITH AN AYURVEDIC CLEANSE Learn the Ayurvedic approach to feel lighter, clearer and more energized. Sept. 30, 3-5 p.m. $35. 805-4404561. arroyograndeyoga.com. Yoga Village, 132 W. Branch St., Arroyo Grande.

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The Going Pink for Pinot and Paella benefit takes place Oct. 7 from 1 to 4 p.m. at Wild Horse Winery in Templeton. Attendees will enjoy wine, food, and live music. All proceeds go to support the Cancer Support Community in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Tickets are $45 and $35 for wine club members. Call 788-6315 or visit wildhorsewinery.com to purchase tickets. —C.W.

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DANCES OF UNIVERSAL PEACE Simple,

Lopez Lake, 6800 Lopez Dr., Arroyo Grande.

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meditative, and joyous circle dances using music, mantras and movements from a variety of cultures and spiritual traditions. First Sunday of every month, 2-4 p.m. $8 - $10 donation. 805-717-1933. Unity Chapel of Light Church, 1165 Stubblefield Rd., Orcutt, unitysantamaria.net/.

DISCOVERY DAY AT THE PISMO PRESERVE

Sept. 29, 7 p.m. Alex G. Spanos Stadium, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, 805-756-7297.

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Ranger guided night hike. Moderate to easy. Dress warm, wear sturdy shoes, and bring water. Meet at the Wittenberg Arm Kiosk. Rain cancels event. Oct. 7, 7-8 p.m. $10 parking. 805.788.2381. Lopez Lake, 6800 Lopez Dr., Arroyo Grande.

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SIERRA CLUB NATIVE PLANT SURVEY Work in teams to identify and record the dominant plant species from a predetermined GPS point. This data will be forwarded to California Native Plant Society state office. Sept. 30, 8:30-11:30 a.m. Free. 805-4598099. sierraclub.org/santa-lucia. Open Space, At the corner of Highland Dr. and Broderson Ave., Los Osos. San LuiS obiSpo

SIERRA CLUB HIKE AND TRAIL WORK Join other hikers who want to help keep trails in good shape. Meet in the Costco parking lot, adjacent to the gas station. Total distance 4 miles with a 700 ft. elevation gain. Bring water, sturdy shoes, gloves and hat. Oct. 7, 8:30-11:30 a.m. Free. 805-4592103. sierraclub.org/santa-lucia. Costco Parking Lot, 1540 Froom Ranch Way, San Luis Obispo. S o u t h C o a S t S Lo C o u n t y

Access the Pismo Preserve via free shuttle from one of 4 shuttle stops. Access is via shuttle only. Sept. 30, 8 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. 805-544-9096. lcslo. org. Pismo Preserve, Mattie Rd., Pismo Beach.

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CENTRAL COAST PRO TENNIS OPEN Inaugural Women’s Pro Circuit Tennis Tournament. World ranked professionals from more than 20 countries competing. Through Oct. 1 Free until semi-finals. Semi-finals and finals: $10. 805-434-9605. ttrprotennis.com. Templeton Tennis Ranch, 345 Championship Ln., Templeton. San LuiS obiSpo

CAL POLY MEN’S SOCCER VS. CAL STATE FULLERTON Hispanic Heritage Night. “Somos Mustangs” T-shirts will be given away to fans. Sept. 30, 7 p.m. Alex G. Spanos Stadium, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, 805-756-7297.

BLACKBERRY SPRING AND TURKEY RIDGE LOOP HIKE Explore the park trails on this ranger

CAL POLY MEN’S SOCCER VS. UC RIVERSIDE

guided hike. Bring water and sturdy shoes. Meet at the registration office. Rain cancels event. Sept. 30, 10 a.m.-noon $10 parking fee. 805.788.2381.

First match of the Big West Conference season. Sept. 28, 7 p.m. Alex G. Spanos Stadium, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, 805-756-7297.

CAL POLY WOMEN’S SOCCER VS. UC RIVERSIDE Pups at the Pitch Day and Youth Day. All dogs are welcome. All children 13-and-under get in for free. Oct. 1, noon Alex G. Spanos Stadium, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, 805-756-7297.

YOUTH AIKIDO CLASSES Kids have fun, stay fit, make friends, gain important life skills for today’s world, and learn to deal with bullies without becoming one. Aiki-Mites (age 4-6) class is at 3pm on Tuesdays. Aiki-Kids (age 7-12) classes are Tuesdays and Thursdays at 4pm. Pre-registration required. Tuesdays, Thursdays. through Sept. 28 $50-75 /mo. 805-544-8866. aikidosanluisobispo.com. Budo Ryu, 3536 South Higuera St., San Luis Obispo. S o u t h C o a S t S Lo C o u n t y

MOVIE IN THE PARK: MOANA Family-friendly night under the stars. Oct. 6, 6-9:30 p.m. Free. 805-773-7063. pismobeach.org/recreation. Dinosaur Caves Park, 2701 Price St, Pismo Beach.

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MEDITATION FOR WISDOM AND WELL-BEING Fridays, 10:30 a.m.-noon through Sept. 29 Free. 805-748-3372. meditationintro.com. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay. n o r t h S Lo C o u n t y

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certified kid amd adult yoga instructor, Vanessa Orr. Thursdays, 10-10:30 a.m. through Oct. 26 $60. 805-237-3988. yayayogaca.com. Centennial Park, 600 Nickerson Dr., Paso Robles. San LuiS obiSpo

AIKIDO FOR KIDS AGE 4-13 AIKI-MITES (age 4-6) class is 3pm on Tuesdays. AIKI-KIDS (age 7-13) classes are Tuesdays/Thursdays at 4pm. Call to observe or pre-register. Tuesdays, Thursdays $50-$75 monthly. 805-544-8866. aikidosanluisobispo.com. Budo Ryu, 3536 South Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

PYJAMA DRAMA - DRAMA AND IMAGINATIVE PLAY CLASSES Drama and imaginative play develops skills that can last a lifetime like the confidence to be brave, desire to share ideas with others, and the joy of solving problems with friends by your side. 9:30 a.m.: ages 6mo - 2.5, 10:15 a.m.: ages 2-4 years,11 a.m.: ages 5-8 years. Saturdays, 11-11:45 a.m. and Mondays, 9:30-11 a.m. $12. 805-

welcome. Please bring dogs on leashes and cats in carriers. Service includes a remembrance of deceased animal companions. Oct. 1, 8-8:45 & 10:15-11 a.m. Free. 1-805-466-9102. stlukesatascadero.org. St. Luke’s Episcopal Church, 5318 Palma Avenue, Atascadero. San LuiS obiSpo

INTUITIVE AND ORACLE CARD READINGS Readings by an Intuitive who works with quantum physics, auras, and energy as tools to provide answers, healing, and guidance. Oct. 7, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. $60 for 30 minutes, ($55 for mentioning this ad). Prices vary by time. 805-723-4208. aodesign77.wixsite.com/aolsen/about. Tamed Wild Apothecary, 144 West Branch St., Arroyo Grande.

TIBETAN BUDDHISM BOOK STUDY Meditation practice and a discussion of Foundations of Tibetan Buddhism, by H.E. Kalu Rinpoche. Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-438-3949. BodhiPath SLO, 3484 Gregory Ct., San Luis Obispo, bodhipath.org. YOM KIPPUR KOL NIDREI Kol Nidrei services with Rabbi Linda Bertenthal, Cantorial Soloist Allan CULTURE & LIFESTYLE continued page 50

COME ENJOY GREEK CUISINE, LIVE MUSIC, DANCING, RAFFLE, AND SILENT AUCTION! Saturday, October 21, 2017 • 5:30–10:30pm Veteran’s Hall · 801 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo $65 Adults · $35 Students and Children · $600 Reserved Tables of 8* *includes preferred seating and 2 bottles of wine

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LIMITED TICKETS AVAILABLE SO BE SURE TO ORDER EARLY! Presented by St. Andrew Greek Orthodox Church 232 E. Foothill Blvd., San Luis Obispo 805-546-8337 • www.standrewslo.org www.newtimesslo.com • September 28 - October 5, 2017 • New Times • 49

CULTURE & LIFESTYLE from page 49 Naplan and the High Holy Day Quartet. Call or email to reserve complimentary tickets. Sept. 29, 7:30 p.m. Free. 805-544-0760. cbdslo.org/worship/ holidays/high-holy-days. Congregation Beth David, 10180 Los Osos Valley Road, San Luis Obispo.

humanely trapping and transporting feral cats for spay/neuter. ongoing 805-549-9228. felinenetwork. org. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

FestiVals

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TEMPLETON OKTOBERFEST Enjoy tastings from

needed to work a few hours a week providing companionship, practical support or respite. Call to register for training. Fridays, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. through Oct. 20 805-540-6020. centralcoasthospice.com. San Luis Obispo Business Center, 4251 South Higuera Street, Suite 501, San Luis Obispo.

YOM KIPPUR: BREAK THE FAST Reservation required. Sept. 30, 7 p.m. $25. 805-544-0760. cbdslo.org/worship/holidays/high-holy-days. Congregation Beth David, 10180 Los Osos Valley Road, San Luis Obispo.

MEALS ON WHEELS Meals on Wheels, San Luis

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WISDOM READINGS Inspiration from Spirit through the Tarot and Oracle cards. Tuesdays, 1-5 p.m. $30-$60. 805-598-1509. divining.weebly.com. Halcyon Store Post Office, 936 South Halcyon Rd., Arroyo Grande.

Obispo, needs noon time drivers. Must have own car to deliver prepared meals. Mondays-Fridays, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 805-235-8870. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

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YOUTH SERVICES The City Church Central Coast holds youth services for junior high school students. Mondays, 6:30 p.m. Free. 929-8990. thecitycc.org. Faith Life Community Church, 726 W Tefft St, Nipomo.

Farmers markets

WISDOM READINGS WITH ANNKATHLEEN AnnKathleen has been reading the Tarot and Oracle Cards for over 25 years. Tuesdays, Fridays, Saturdays, 11 a.m.-6:30 p.m. $25.00-$85.00. 805598-1509. divining.weebly.com. Divine Inspiration, 947 E Orange St, Santa Maria.

FARMERS MARKET Farmers Market in SLO is the largest Farmers Market in California. Thursdays, 6:109 p.m. Downtown Slo, Higuera St, San Luis Obispo.

SLO FARMERS MARKET Hosts over 60 vendors. Saturdays, 8-10:45 a.m. World Market Parking Lot, 2650 Main St., San Luis Obispo. S o u t h C o a S t S Lo C o u n t y

Volunteers

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San LuiS obiSpo Seeking volunteers to provide foster homes for foster kittens or cats with special needs. The Feline Network pays for food, litter, and any medications needed. Volunteers also needed to help with

produce, artists and musicians. Saturdays, 12-2:25 p.m. Arroyo Grande Farmers Market, Olohan Alley, Arroyo Grande.

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becoming a State Parks docent. No experience necessary. Saturdays, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. through Oct. 14 Free. 805-772-2694. Morro Bay Museum of Natural History, 20 State Park Rd., Morro Bay.

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n o r t h S Lo C o u n t y many local breweries, German cuisine, and drinking games at this traditional German beer festival. Sept. 30, 1-5 p.m. $30-$40. 805-434-1789. Templeton Park, 550 Crocker St., Templeton.

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BURGER SUNDAY Gourmet burgers and live local original music. Sundays, 12-3 p.m. through Oct. 22 Free. 805-238-0845. Lone Madrone Tasting Room, 5800 Adelaida Rd, Paso Robles, lonemadrone.com.

WINEMAKER’S SUNSET HAYRIDE & FULL MOON PARTY A sunset hayride chaperoned by Jimmy the winemaker. Oct. 6, 6-9 p.m. Free. 805227-4766. docerobleswinery.com. Doce Robles Winery, 2023 Twelve Oaks, Paso Robles.

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PISMO BEACH FARMERS MARKET Where the Produce Meets the Sea. In the parking lot on the corner of Highway 1 and Main Street. Wednesdays, 3-6 p.m. Free. 805-773-4382. pismochamber.com. Pismo Beach Pier, West end of Pomeroy, Pismo Beach.

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SINGLES EVENT FOR ADULTS 40 AND OLDER Mingle with others and enjoy homemade hors d’oeuvres and desserts. Includes a complimentary wine, beer, or soft drink. Sept. 28, 7-9:30 p.m. $25. 805-541-0594. themondayclubslo.org. The Monday Club, 1815 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo.

WOODSTOCK’S SLO PINT NIGHT With the first pint as low as $5, Woodstock’s gives half-off refills in the same glass. Wednesdays, 8-11 p.m. Free. 805-541-4420. woodstocksslo.com. Woodstock’s Pizza, 1000 Higuera St, San Luis Obispo. WOODSTOCK’S SLO TRIVIA NIGHT For trivia aficionados and fun-lovers alike! Tuesdays, 9-11 p.m. Free. 805-541-4420. woodstocksslo.com/ events/. Woodstock’s Pizza, 1000 Higuera St, San Luis Obispo. S a n ta M a r i a Va L L e y/ Lo S a L a M o S

CELEBRATION OF HARVEST FESTIVAL WITH PRESQU’ILE Celebrate wine and food culture of Santa Barbara County. See the site for full schedule of events and to purchase passports. Sept. 29-Oct. 2 805-937-8110. presquilewine.com. Presqu’ile Winery, 5391 Presqu’ile Drive, Santa Maria.

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Artifacts Think big, go small BY RYAH COOLEY

The bay is lit

Check out local North Coast artists and enjoy Los Osos all aglow on Sept. 30 at the Baywood Art Show and Lighted Boat Parade. The event is from 3 to 9 p.m., starting out at the Back Bay Inn in Los Osos. The art show portion begins at 3 p.m. and includes more than 30 local artists on hand showing their best work. Emily FranklinClark will play music, and Blue Heron Baywood will sell wine, beer, and charcuterie. Catch the boat parade starting at 6 p.m. Watch by the pier as kayaks, canoes, sailboats, stand-up paddleboards, or powerboats decorated with lights float on by while the Shane Stoneman band performs. Back Bay Café will sell chili, soups, hot cocoa, and coffee. For more information, visit the Baywood Art Show & Lighted Boat Parade event page on Facebook.

Get freaky

Feel some serious American Horror Story and circus vibes on Oct. 11 at the Freak Show Drag Show at SLO Brew. SLOQueerdos is hosting the event, which runs from 10 p.m. to 1:30 a.m. Participants and attendees are encouraged to put together their craziest freak show attire and be ready to call in sick the next day. The show, hosted by Regina Flores and Krystal Methatic, celebrates SLOQueerdos’ oneyear anniversary, with proceeds going to Access Support Network. Tickets are $10 per person. See the Freak Show – Drag Show event page on Facebook for more information.

Calling all artists

The discussion surrounding mental health is often overlooked, but Transitions Mental Health is working to change that. The organization is inviting artists to submit their artwork inspired by or focused on mental illness for the 2018 Opening Minds show’s featured piece. This is a juried submission process, and only one piece of art will be selected. The competition is open to individuals in recovery from mental illness and/or a substance use disorder and their loved ones. The deadline to submit is Nov. 15. Submissions are to be limited to two-dimensional art. Contact the art coordinator, Meghan Madsen, at 503-0350 or by email at mmadsen@t-mha.org for an application and further information. ∆ —Ryah Cooley

PHOTOS BY JAYSON MELLOM

Left Field closes downtown SLO retail location, keeps gallery space

ppointment only, the glass door of Left Field gallery on Monterey Street in San Luis Obispo said. The limited hours alone are eyebrow raising, but what’s more is that Left Field, which until recently also boasted a large retail space, is now down to a less than 400-squarefoot room filled with regularly changing exhibits. Nick Wilkinson, the gallery owner, made the decision to close his shop after about two years of business when the lease ended in May, but he convinced his landlord to let him keep the small, adjacent gallery space open to showcase art monthly during Art After Dark and by appointment. “Monetarily it works; it’s not a huge commitment,” Wilkinson said of the gallery. “It’s a collaboration between us and the artists.” When things really started to boom for one of Wilkinson’s other businesses, his landscape company Botanica Nova, he made the tough decision to close the retail aspect of Left Field, but realized he could still make the gallery work. But how do you sell art when your space is only open to the public a few hours a month? While Wilkinson wants to keep showing art in SLO, most of the money Left Field gallery has made over the years hasn’t come from locals. His focus has always been on showing the work of out-of-town artists, most of whom come with a plethora of Instagram followers, so

Art by appointment

Catch the work of Atascadero native sculptor John Zane Zappas during Art After Dark on Oct. 6 from 6 to 9 p.m. (or by appointment through Oct. 29) at Left Field Gallery in SLO. The artist will also unveil a temporary sand sculpture at Montaña de Oro on Oct. 7 in the morning. More details coming at leftfieldgallery.com.

SMALL SPACE, BIG ART After closing the Left Field retail shop in May, owner Nick Wilkinson decided to keep the small gallery next door going.

Wilkinson and the artists work together to get pieces sold online and ship that art across the country, even around the globe. Pieces by artist Cody Hudson, who showed at the gallery in August, sold to buyers in the Midwest, France, and just one art patron in SLO, thanks in part to his 23,000-plus Instagram followers. “Those online tools have evolved in such a way that basically that’s what carries this thing,” Wilkinson said. “The more I’ve done this, the more I’m conscious of whose work I can sell and whose work I can’t.” Since the retail space closed, Wilkinson said Art After Dark (now the gallery’s main open hours) attendance has dipped a bit, going from 200 people to 100, but he also attributes that to the summer season, which is notoriously mellow in SLO with the lack of Cal Poly students. “It’s been a lot less,” Wilkinson said. “I was really surprised. I’m not sure what more I need to do to get people excited about art, but I’m open to suggestions.” While Wilkinson said he wishes he had the time to have the gallery open more hours, a handful of people have called him up FAR FROM SLO Brooklyn-based artist Ricardo Gonzalez’s piece, Step it up and Go, is hanging at Left Field through Oct. 1 as part of the group show Eyes, Nose, Lips, Etc.

LIMITED VIEWINGS Left Field is now open the first Friday of the month during Art After Dark from 6 to 9 p.m. or, as the sign says, by appointment.

to schedule viewings outside of Art After Dark, and since the doors and walls facing the street are glass, passersby can still glimpse a good amount of art from the outside. In the meantime, while this tiny art gallery experiment shakes out, Wilkinson plans to keep on doing what he loves: booking great artists to share their work in SLO. Artists on tap include Atascadero local and sculptor John Zane Zappas, who now lives in Los Angeles. His work will show starting in early October and will include a temporary sand sculpture at Montaña de Oro. In April, expect to see another LA artist, painter Allison Miller, show her work. Miller’s contemporary paintings have been featured at prestigious exhibits like Made in LA at the Hammer Museum in 2012. “We’ll see how it evolves,” Wilkinson said. “I didn’t even think there would be this when I first opened up the shop, and now, that’s gone and this is what survives. My biggest hope is that people in the community that want to see something different would take the time to come when we’re open and support it in a way, whatever that means to them.” ∆ Pencil in more time for art at rcooley@ newtimesslo.com.

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Back to the start Wine Country Theatre’s Annapurna explores loss, love

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story. We barely see Ulysses bumbling o, these two exes walk into an around his trailer, wearing nothing but trailer … .” It’s a daunting scenario, both to be a short apron and a large bandage across a part of and to watch. But whether you’re his chest, when a woman with a suitcase comes charging in through the front door. in it or on the outside looking in, it’s The air is thick with shock as they stare impossible to not be drawn into the mix of tension, things left unsaid, and the love at each other. Finally Ulysses breaks the silence and says, “Holy crap!” and the that still remains underneath it all. woman, simply says, “I know.” It’s also very, very uncomfortable, raw, and real. It’s soon revealed that the unannounced This is a gritty tale that Wine Country visitor is Emma (Jenny Shaheen), Theatre is currently showing at Paso Ulysses’ ex-wife, who left him 20 years Robles’ Park Street Ballroom through the ago in the middle of the night, taking contemporary play Annapurna, written by their then 5-year-old-son with her. The play is essentially this: two actors in a Sharr White and directed by local Dana room hashing things out. It’s a setup Shaheen (he and his wife, the show’s that could go horribly wrong, but the raw co-star Jenny Shaheen, run Chameleon energy and finely honed acting crafts of Productions in Arroyo Grande). Shaheen and Ammon make for a tense The set is a thing to behold. The play and spellbinding journey. takes place in a trailer The impetus for Emma’s park in the wilds of visit is that she’s left Colorado. However, we A reckoning her second husband in only see the inside of Wine Country Theatre is showing a similar fashion to how Ulysses’ (Tom Ammon, Annapurna at the Park Street Ballroom through Oct. 8. Tickets range from $15 she left Ulysses. She’s seen locally in past to $25. Visit winecountrytheatre.com come to Colorado because productions at SLO Little for more information. she’s learned that her exTheatre, PCPA, and husband has an illness more) trailer. Imagine that will kill him sooner a trailer cut in half and rather than later. Meanwhile their plunked on the stage (with a nice peek 25-year-old son is on the way to Ulysses’ at some mountains through the back home, looking for answers. window). The details built into the set Bit by bit, Ammon and Shaheen, seem limitless and perfect, from the through things said and unsaid, as overflowing bag of trash, to the combo well as through Ulysses’ poetry, chip shower/toilet, to the box of cheap swisher away at their character’s shared cigars. Before we are introduced to history, illuminating the idea that even either of the actors, we are shown this when things end badly, love just really empty trailer at night with the sounds doesn’t go away. It’s still there, buried of Cat Stevens singing and someone underneath all the hurt, sorrow, and struggling to breathe in the background. It’s simultaneously eerie, sad, and weirdly years past. ∆ soothing. Get some closure at rcooley@ Once the location is established, White newtimesslo.com. wastes no time getting to the meat of the PHOTO COURTESY OF WINE COUNTRY THEATRE

20 YEARS LATER After leaving her husband Ulysses (Tom Ammon) in the middle of the night years ago, Emma (Jenny Shaheen) tracks him down in a trailer park in Colorado.

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BY GLEN STARKEY

Bill Freakin’ Murray!

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Bill joins cellist Jan Vogler and friends for an evening of American song and literature “

o you want to interview Bill Murray?” my editor asked. “Well, duh!” “You also have to interview Jan Vogler, the cellist.” “That’s cool. Bill Murray! Woo hoo!” Then came the arrangements and figuring out of availability. Then the terrible message: “Turns out Bill and Jan won’t be together until 10/5, so the duo interview is not available, nor is Bill Murray for a solo chat.” Wahhhhh! I knew it was too good to be true, but I went for the Jan Vogler interview anyway, because he’s appearing with Murray at the Performing Arts Center next Sunday, Oct. 8 (7 p.m.; all ages; $60 to $175 at 756-4849 or calpolyarts.org), as part of Bill Murray with Jan Vogler and Friends, an evening “showcasing core American values in literature and music.” Murray is the comic genius behind classic films such as Meatballs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, Scrooged, Groundhog Day, and The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, a guy who proved he has serious acting chops in films such as The Razor’s Edge, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Lost in Translation, Broken Flowers, Hyde Park on Hudson, The Monuments Men, and St. Vincent. He’s demonstrated his singing prowess in his 2015 Christmas special A Very Murray Christmas and as the voice of Baloo in last year’s The Jungle Book. The man is an unmitigated legend, a guy who famously doesn’t have an agent, a jokester who will pop up unexpectedly and steal people’s french fries, looking them square in the eye and saying, “No one will ever believe you.” That’s one of the reasons his fanbase is obsessively nuts about Murray. “If there’s a situation, real life, that’s not being photographed or documented, it’s great,” Bill said in an interview about his offstage antics. “I really like to jump in and be a child or an adolescent or really any age. There’s nothing better than stealing someone’s piping hot french fry. I mean, that’s living. They’re free and

they’re right there! They’re just bonus potatoes.” When I was informed Murray wouldn’t be available but that I could quote from him in earlier interviews provided, I figured why not? I called Jan (pronounced Yon) Vogler in New York, and when who I presume was his classic violinist wife Mira Wang answered the phone, I could hear him practicing in the background. Jan isn’t as mainstream famous as Bill, but in the world of classical music, he’s a giant. The German-born musician won the principal cello position of the Staatskapelle Dresden at age 20, making him the youngest concertmaster in the history of the orchestra. He’s played with every major orchestra you can think of, from the New York Philharmonic to the Vienna Symphony Orchestra. “So basically we met on an encounter in an airplane flying from Berlin to New York,” Jan explained. “Bill was coming back from doing The Monuments Men. “I saw this character carrying this sort of oversized suitcase, and I said, ‘Are you going to be able to fit that thing into the overhead compartment?’ And he looked at me like I was brain dead and said, ‘It has its own seat,’” Murray recalled. “‘And not only does it have its own seat, it has the window seat. It’s a Stradivarius cello.’” “We became friends,” Vogler said, “and he visited me at a concert, and I joined him at a movie premiere, and then he invited me to The Poetry Walk, where people walk from Manhattan to Brooklyn across the Brooklyn Bridge and listen to poetry about New York City. It was fantastic, and we started talking about a collaboration.” Vogler, who grew up in East Berlin, benefitted from his father’s extensive collection of American literature, translated into German, of course. He read the complete Hemingway, Whitman, Twain, and more, and the pair conceived the idea of an evening of music and literature. The program includes some classic material such as Johann Sebastian Bach’s “Prelude” from “Cello Suite No. 1 in G Major, BWV 1007,” intermixed

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AMERICAN LIT 101 Cellist Jan Vogler and actor Bill Murray will present an evening of American song and literature on Oct. 8 at the Performing Arts Center.

with Murray reading selections from Walt Whitman’s “Song of the Open Road” and “Song of Myself,” Mark Twain’s Huckleberry Finn, and Ernest Hemingway’s “With Pascin at the Dome” from A Moveable Feast. Murray also sings songs like Stephen Foster’s “Jeanie with the Light Brown Hair,” George Gershwin’s “It Ain’t Necessarily So” from Porgy and Bess, and a Leonard Bernstein West Side Story medley with “Somewhere,” “I Feel Pretty,” and “America.” I’ve seen a bit of it online, and it’s charming and poignant and a wonder to behold. Murray clearly has a lot of fun with it. “People in the hotel room next door know that I can sing because I take long showers, long committed showers,” Murray joked. “I think people are surprised I have a voice left because usually when you become powerful and

muscular and mature like this your voice is already tired out, but I haven’t done much with it because I get a lot of rest.” “It is an incredibly joyous program,” Vogler said. “I do my regular classic work with great pleasure as I’m sure Bill does his movies with great pleasure, but this is different for both of us. There’s no sense of competition, and it was born out of our shared interest in American music and literature. It’s really great fun, and it inspires us all.” “He’s really great. He’s a fantastic cellist,” Murray gushed. “His wife Mira Wang is an extraordinary violinist, and our friend Vanessa Perez is a, you know, big deal piano player. It’s such a powerhouse trio that being the singer-speaker guy is a piece of cake. I’m waterskiing behind these people, just kind of hanging on.” A free pre-show lecture will be held

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HITMAKER Singersongwriter Gavin DeGraw plays the Performing Arts Center on Oct. 4, offering a stripped down concert that will dip deep into his catalog.

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AIN’T KARMA FUNNY? Former journalist and Jay Leno joke writer Michael Gaither (pictured) is releasing Hey Karma, his fifth CD of original material, on Sept. 30 at Steynberg Gallery, in a show that also includes Bossa Nova act Classinova.

GATHER ’ROUND! The Brothers Comatose (pictured), Mipso, and The Lil Smokies play the Campfire Caravan, a three-band anything-canhappen show at BarrelHouse Brewing on Oct. 4.

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in the Philips Lecture Hall, adjacent to the Performing Arts Center, beginning at 6 p.m. and led by KCBX host Fred Friedman. Also at the Performing Arts Center, you can see multi-platinum-selling singer, performer, and songwriter Gavin DeGraw in concert on Wednesday, Oct. 4, in a show presented by Cal Poly Arts and Otter Productions Inc. (7:30 p.m.; all ages; $40 to $70 at 756-4849 or calpolyarts.org). The show is part of DeGraw’s “Raw Tour, “where he’ll be performing a stripped-down set, diving deep into his catalog for the first time in his career,” according to press materials. His debut album was 2003’s Chariot, a million-plus seller than yielded singles such as, “I Don’t Want To Be,” “Follow Through,” and the title-track, “Chariot.” Subsequent albums generated singles like, “In Love With A Girl,” “We Belong Together,” “Not Over You,” the Grammynominated, “We Both Know,” and, “She Sets the City on Fire.”

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The good news is there are still tickets for country act The Josh Abbott Band at the Fremont Theater this Saturday, Sept. 30 (7 p.m.; all ages; $25 presale at ticketfly.com or $25 at the door). The bad news is the Big Bad Voodoo Daddy show on Saturday, Sept. 30, at Presqu’ile Winery is sold-out. Let’s not dwell on it. Abbott’s riding high on his excellent fifth album, Until My Voice Goes Out, which climbed to No. 6 on the U.S. Indie Chart and No. 22 on the U.S. Country Chart. Its single, “Texas Women, Tennessee Whiskey,” is still garnering airplay, and it’s a great party song and a solid representation of the kind of upbeat country hybrid sound—it features phat R&B horns—the Josh Abbott Band delivers. This show should be a hoot! Over in Morro Bay, Numbskull and Good Medicine have booked Cubensis, the Grateful Dead music experience, into The Siren on Tuesday, Oct. 3 (7 p.m.; 21-and-older; $15 presale or $20 at the door). The group draws on all areas of the famed jam band’s career, playing two sets of classic Deadhead favorites. The show I’m most excited about is the Campfire Caravan with the Brothers Comatose, Mipso, and The Lil Smokies at BarrelHouse Brewing on Wednesday, Oct. 4 (6:30 p.m.; all ages; $20 presale or $25 at the door). This trio of Americana indie bands is

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taking the show on the road all over the country, creating an intimate evening of Americana, bluegrass, and country music. “With each band quickly rising the ranks, Campfire Caravan is a nod to the musicians’ early days playing music, when they’d perform for friends and family in basements, living rooms, and around campfires,” according to press materials. Campfire Caravan celebrates the American tradition of gathering communities around music. In an untraditional format, all three bands rotate in the lineup with no single ensemble acting as the tour headliner. A completely different show will be presented in each city with spontaneous collaborations amongst the groups taking place between sets.” Sounds killer!

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Café Musique’s “sister group” Classinova is about to play what violinist Brynn Albanese is calling their first “real show” this Saturday, Sept. 30, at Steynberg Gallery, with Santa Cruz singer-songwriter Michael Gaither (8 p.m.; all ages; $15 presale at 547-0278 or $20 at the door). Gaither is releasing Hey Karma, his fifth CD of original material. The former journalist did a stint as a comedy writer, penning jokes for Jay Leno, “back when Jay Leno was still funny.” Classinova—made up of Café Musique members Albanese, Eric Williams (guitar), and Fred Murray (bass)—will perform a “fun mix of Bossa Novas, jazz standards, a bit of Gypsy swing, RussianJewish tunes, with palate cleansers of STARKEY continued page 57

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SLICK RICK Rick Estrin and the Night Cats bring their down and dirty blues and roadhouse rock to Gio’s by the Bay on Sept. 30. STARKEY from page 55

Irish jigs and reels. Put a little oy vey into your day!” Should be fun! Also at Steynberg Gallery, check out France’s acoustic guitar master Pierre Bensusan on Friday, Sept. 29 (8 p.m.; all ages; $23 at 547-0278). Bensusan is a legend who plays with the instrument’s harmonic colors in a wholly unique and thoroughly brilliant way.

More music … Don’t forget The Shins play this Thursday, Sept. 28 (8 p.m.; all ages; $29 to $39.50 at vinaroblesamphitheatre.com), with special guest Day Wave, at the Vina

Robles Amphitheatre. They’re touring in support of their critically acclaimed fifth album, Heartworms. Airmen of Note, the U.S. Air Force’s premiere jazz act, presents a free concert this Friday, Sept. 29 (7:30 p.m.; free tickets at pacslo.org/online/article/ airmenofnotepac), in the Performing Arts Center. This is a rare appearance by the USAF Airmen of Note—their first California performance in a decade! The Jazz After Dark series continues this week with the Gipsy All-Stars on Friday, Sept. 29, upstairs at Thomas Hill Organics on Monterey Street. (7 p.m.; all ages; free). Get your dose of Gypsy jazz. Classic NYC street punk act The Casualties play Skip Gibson’s in Grover Beach this Friday, Sept. 29 (8 p.m.; all ages; $15 at the door). Last year they released their 10th studio album, Chaos Sound. Frontman Jorge Herrera has retired from touring, but David Rodriquez (Starving Wolves, Krum Bums) has replaced him. The Monroe plays Friday, Sept. 29, at The Pour House (8:30 to 11:30 p.m.), and in addition to their indie soul and rock sounds, you’ll witness projection art! “I don’t know if you’ve made it up to the new venue room they put up but it’s a killer little showcase room with great sound treatment,” Monroe utility man Dr. Isapony said. Unfinished Business returns to D’Anbino’s for another double header starting on Friday, Sept. 29, with A Tribute To The Beatles and The First Wave of The British Invasion (8 p.m.; 21-and-older; $15 at 227-6800), and

returning on Saturday, Sept. 30, for an American Rock & Roll and Soul Revue: A Dance Party Circa 1955-1966, same time and ticket price. Get your dirty blues on when Rick Estrin and The Nightcats play Saturday, Sept. 30, at Gio’s on the Bay in Morro Bay (4:30 p.m.; $15 general admission, 459-6939 or fallfest.info). Their newest album, Groovin’ in Greaseland, highlights Estrin’s sly vocals and stunning harmonica playing set against a backdrop of tightly played blues and gritty roadhouse rock. The waters off Baywood Park will light up this Saturday, Sept. 30, for the inaugural Baywood Lighted Boat Parade, a free, family-friendly event at the Baywood Pier and surrounding waters from 6 to 9 p.m. The Shane Stoneman

Band plays the pier, dozens of small boats are expected to participate, 30 local artists will display their work, singer-songwriter Emily Frankin will also perform, and food and drink from the Blue Heron Restaurant will be available for purchase. The Travis Larson Band plays two local shows before heading out on the six-week tour. See the prog-rock guitar shredder on Monday, Oct. 2, at The Pour House (7 p.m.). On Tuesday, Oct. 3, they’ll appear at Frog and Peach (9 p.m.). Larry Mitchell opens both shows. ∆ Keep up with New Times Senior Staff Writer Glen Starkey via Twitter at twitter. com/glenstarkey, friend him at facebook. com/glenstarkey, or contact him at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com. PHOTO COURTESY OF SHANE STONEMAN

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THE CLIFFS RESORT: 2757 Shell Beach Rd., Shell Beach, 773-5000, cliffsresort.com. FIGUEROA MOUNTAIN BREWING CO.: 1462 E. Grand Ave., Arroyo Grande, 4748525, figmtnbrew.com. Singer/Songwriter Night every Wed. from 8-10pm. 10-7: 33RPM from 8:30-10:30pm. HARRY’S NIGHT CLUB AND BEACH BAR: Cypress and Pomeroy, downtown Pismo Beach, 773-1010. Thurs.: Front Row Karaoke. 9/28: DJ Camote at 5pm and JAWZ Karaoke at 9pm; 9/29: Soundhouse at 9pm; 9/30: Rumble at 3pm and Soundhouse at 9pm; 10/5: DJ Camote at 5pm and JAWZ Karaoke at 9pm. LIDO RESTAURANT AT DOLPHIN BAY: 2727 Shell Beach Rd., Pismo Beach, 7734300 or thedolphinbay.com. Live music Tues., Thurs., and Fri. from 5-8pm. MONGO’S SALOON: 359 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, 489-3639. Open blues jam every Wed.: DJ Drumz every Fri.; Karaoke with DJ Sam every Sun. 9/30: About Time at 3pm; 10/7: Tommy Lee at 3pm and ExplodeTheMachine at 9pm. MR. RICK’S: 404 Front St., Avila Beach, 595-7425. 9/29: Three 4 All; 9/30: The Hitmen; 10/1: DJ Sparks; 10/6: Bluz Dogz; 10/7: Triple Threat. PUFFERS OF PISMO: 781 Price St., Pismo Beach, 773-6563, puffersofpismo.com. Live music every Tues. from 6:30-9:30pm, and most Fri. and Sat. from 7-10pm. 9/30: Akusaa and Soulo at 7pm; 10/7: Ted Waterhouse and Joseph Kalet at 7pm. SEAVENTURE: 100 Ocean View, Pismo Beach, 773-4994. Live music every Wed. from 6-9pm, Fri. from 6-9pm; and Sun. from 2-6pm.

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atthew Vaughn returns to direct this sequel about Eggsy (Taron Egerton), a rough-aroundthe–edges street kid who in the first film (Kingsman: The Secret Service, 2014) was recruited into a super secret training program for British spies, after which he stopped a global threat posed by a tech genius. This time around, the spy organization’s headquarters is destroyed and the world is held hostage by a drug lord (Julianna Moore), so the Brits team up with an equally clandestine American spy organization called Statesman to save the world. Co-written by Vaughn and Jane Goldman, the film is based on the comic book series The Secret Service by Mark Millar and Dave Gibbons. (141 min.) Glen People read reviews to determine if they should see a film, so let’s answer a few questions. Is it worth the price of admission to see Elton John do a flying karate kick in slow motion while smiling at the camera? I ask because for me, that was the film’s highlight. The film also boasts two pugs, one that gets blown up (sad face) but the other is a puppy. Cuteness! Is that worth the price of admission? Do you miss Burt Reynolds? I ask because Pedro Pascal as an American spy, code name Whiskey, is doing a passable Reynolds impression. Basically, this new Kingsman installment is more Austin Powers than James Bond. It’s a ridiculous exercise in excess that can’t seem to decide whether it’s a serious film or a spoof, and instead it feels like EYE SPY (Left to right) Eggsy (Taron Egerton), Harry Hart (Colin Firth), and Whiskey (Pedro Pascal channeling his inner Burt Reynolds) team up to save drug users from the U.S. President.

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AMERICAN ASSASSIN What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Matinee Where’s it showing? Stadium 10, Park, Galaxy Directed by Michael Cuesta (L.I.E., Roadie, Kill the Messenger) and based on a character in Vince Flynn’s spy series, this first film in what clearly hopes to become a franchise is the origin story for counterterrorism operative Mitch Rapp (Dylan O’Brien), who after witnessing the death of his fiancé, Katrina (Charlotte Vega), at the hands of terrorists, starts training to take out the cell that murdered her. We discover that Mitch’s activities are being tracked by CIA handler Irene Kennedy (Sanaa Lathan), who sees in Mitch a potential operative who’s willing to go beyond protocol to accomplish his

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both and neither. To KINGSMAN: THE GOLDEN CIRCLE its credit, the film What’s it rated? R does have some semiWhat’s it worth, Anna? Streaming serious commentary What’s it worth, Glen? Streaming on the War on Drugs. Where’s it showing? Bay, Downtown Centre, Poppy (Moore) tries to Galaxy, Park, Stadium 10, Sunset Drive-In extort the American president (Bruce Greenwood) into legalizing drugs so she can come out of hiding. She taints her illegal drug supply with something that will kill users in about three days, but she’ll release the antidote if drugs are legalized. Hmm? See any holes in this scenario? The president sees it as a way to get rid of all drug users, but his Chief of Staff Fox (Emily Watson, and a meat grinder that works wonders slumming) reminds him that a lot of good at separating flesh from clothing and people use drugs, too, people’s children, bone when a whole body gets thrown in. parents, friends … and chiefs of staff! I know, I know, of all the cockamamie With the president poised to let millions nonsense in this film to get caught up die, Eggsy and his new American friends with, the meat grinder is the least of my are all that stand between worldwide problems. Still, it’s a ridiculous notion slaughter and saving the illegal drug and everyone knows it. What the first trade’s clientele. Yes, it’s pretty morally Kingsman film had in charm and wit, confused. In between are a lot of loud the second lacks almost wholly. The fights, gun battles, car chases, and characters are likeable enough, and explosions. If that sounds like something the villains are acceptably evil, but it you’d like to watch, have at it. I found it strays so far into ridiculousness that it oppressive and dumb. becomes an adventure in eye rolling. Of Anna Poppy seems to have a firm grip course the American counterparts to on the drug market—from casual pot the Kingsman are a bunch of backwoods smokers to full-on addicts, no one is moonshiners complete with 10-gallon safe from the weird blue rash and the hats and electrified lassos, all named death that follows. She’s built a 1950s after spirits like Whiskey and Tequila. nostalgia-laced jungle wonderland, There just wasn’t much in this film to complete with henchmen and robot dogs, sink your teeth into, and the middle of the road reviews on both IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes make a lot of sense—there is lots of action but little substance. Glen “Manners maketh man. Do you know what that means?” Colin Firth’s character Harry Hart asks in both the original and this sequel. It’s a question that should be directed to director/ co-writer Vaughn, who’s insulted his audience with this bombastic mess. Yes, the film boasts an impressive cast, but it gives them nothing to do. Aside from Watson, it wastes the talents of Jeff Bridges and Halle Berry. Channing Tatum shows up for a scene and then is cryogenically frozen for half the film. Aside from Elton’s slo-mo karate kick, the only other moment of joy is when Mark Strong as British agent Merlin breaks into John Denver’s “Take Me Home,

mission. After Mitch gains access to a cell that no other CIA agent has been able to, Kennedy recruits Mitch and sends him to train with counterterrorism expert Stan Hurley (Michael Keaton), who puts Mitch and other recruits through their paces as he gears up for a mission involving a loose nuclear bomb. Like the Jason Bourne series and the rebooted Bond franchise, this film aims to up the spy game ante with more action, cleverer spy craft, and more exotic locales. It doesn’t quite top those two series, but this is a serviceable action flick with some potential, especially if O’Brien can grow into the role as Mitch. O’Brien’s a little wimpy and doesn’t quite have the same charisma and believability as Daniel Craig or Matt Damon. What the film does have, however, is Michael Keaton, who’s fantastic as the tough-as-nails Hurley.

Keaton’s role is a juicy one and he sinks his teeth deep into it … as one point literally. I won’t spoil it, but it’s a harrowing scene! Both Rapp and Hurley are after Ghost (Taylor Kitsch), another of Hurley’s trainees who’s gone rogue. Ghost seems to be one step ahead of their every move, and the film delivers plenty of bloody action, from hand-to-hand combat, shootouts, and chases. Yes, compared to Bourne and Bond, the plot’s a little thin, but it’s still a lot of fun for action film fans. There’s also plenty of intrigue and double and triple crosses to keep you guessing, and like any good spy film, there’s a femme fatale in the form of Persian agent Annika (Shiva Negar). If you’re an action fan and enjoy the spy genre as much as I do, you’ll find this is worth the price of a matinee. If not, wait for a rental or streaming. As much potential as

WASTED Jeff Bridges is one of several fine actors given little to do in this bombastic sequel.

County Roads” to draw the bad guys in before he triggers a land mine. Is that worth the price of admission? Personally, I could have waited to stream this one, but I’m not sure I wouldn’t have turned it off before getting to those two small, miraculous moments amid this silly mess. Anna The good moments are few and far between, that’s for sure. You’ve named the two standouts with Elton John and Merlin’s John Denver shout out, but they hardly justify the other two hours and 20 minutes that the film takes up. The insult to injury really is that this cast is capable of putting out some pretty great performances, but this script underserves them left and right. It isn’t short on action, and at least Vaughn didn’t dwell on character introspection too much, but when he did things became boring pretty quickly. It’s ridiculous, sort of in a fun way, as long as you don’t engage your brain too much in the process. I can’t tell whether the ending was trying to set up for yet another installment down the road, but if so, let’s just hope the gents head back to England and get back to their James Bond spoofing roots, and forget whatever it is Golden Circle was trying to accomplish. I can see saying yes to this film once it hits a streaming service, but is it worth the cold, hard cash you work so hard for to see it in theaters? Probably not. It’s already going to take up a couple of hours and most likely leave you feeling less than satisfied. ∆ Split Screen is written by Senior Staff Writer Glen Starkey and his wife, Anna. Comment at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.

REVIEW SCORING FULL PRICE .... It’s worth the price of an evening show MATINEE ........ Save a few bucks, catch an afternoon show RENTAL .......... Rent it STREAMING.... Wait ’til Netflix has it NOTHING ........ Don’t waste your time the series has, this first entry isn’t quite in the sweet spot. (112 min.) —Glen Starkey

AMERICAN MADE What’s it rated? R Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Stadium 10, Park, Galaxy Barry Seal (Tom Cruise), a TWA pilot, is recruited by the CIA to provide reconnaissance on the burgeoning communist threat in Central America and soon finds himself in charge of one of the biggest covert CIA operations in the history of the United States that spawned the birth of the Medellin cartel and eventually almost brought down the Reagan White House with the Iran Contra scandal. (115 min.) —Universal Pictures

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BATTLE OF THE SEXES What’s it rated? PG-13 Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Stadium 10 In the wake of the sexual revolution and the rise of the women’s movement, the 1973 tennis match between women’s world No. 1 Billie Jean King (Emma Stone) and ex-men’s-champ and serial hustler Bobby Riggs (Steve Carell) was billed as the Battle of the Sexes and became one of the most watched televised sports events of all time, reaching 90 million viewers around the world. As the rivalry between King and Riggs kicked into high gear, offcourt each was fighting more personal and complex battles. Together, Billie and Bobby served up a cultural spectacle that resonated far beyond the tennis court, sparking discussions in bedrooms and

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BRAD’S STATUS

What’s it rated? R Where’s it showing? Galaxy When Brad Sloan (Ben Stiller) accompanies his college-bound son to the East Coast, the visit triggers a crisis of confidence in Brad’s Status, writer and director Mike White’s bittersweet comedy. Brad has a satisfying career and a comfortable life in suburban Sacramento where he lives with his sweet-natured wife, Melanie (Jenna Fischer), and their musical prodigy son, Troy (Austin Abrams), but it’s not quite what he imagined during his college glory days. Showing

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Troy around Boston, where Brad went to university, he can’t help comparing his life with those of his four best college friends: a Hollywood big shot (White), a hedge fund founder (Luke Wilson), a tech entrepreneur (Jemaine Clement), and a political pundit and bestselling author (Michael Sheen). As he imagines their wealthy, glamorous lives, he wonders if this is all he will ever amount to. (101 min.) —Amazon Studios

CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND

What’s it rated? PG Where’s it showing? Fair Oaks Catch a viewing of the 1977 movie, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, on its 40th anniversary. After an encounter with UFOs, a line worker feels undeniably drawn to an isolated area in the wilderness where something spectacular is about to happen. (137 min.) —Sony Pictures

What’s it rated? PG-13 Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre In Flatliners, five medical students, hoping to gain insight into the mystery of what lies beyond the confines of life, embark on a daring and dangerous experiment. By stopping their hearts for short periods of time, each triggers a neardeath experience. As the investigation becomes more and more perilous, they are

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47 METERS DOWN What’s it rated? PG-13 Should I rent it? Don’t bother

QUEEN OF THE DESERT What’s it rated? PG-13 Should I rent it? Don’t bother

TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT What’s it rated? PG-13 Should I rent it? Don’t bother

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EQUALITY In the historical film, Battle of the Sexes, two tennis pros battle it out in their sport on the court and off in the midst of the fight for equality between men and women. forced to confront the sins of their pasts, as well as contend with the paranormal consequences of trespassing to the other side. (108 min.) —Columbia Pictures

FRIEND REQUEST

What’s it rated? R Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Park Laura (Alycia Debnam-Carey), a popular college girl, is very active on social media and shares almost everything in her life with her 800plus friends on Facebook. However, after accepting a friend request from an unknown girl named Marina, Laura

becomes obsessed with Marina’s profile, and soon her friends begin to die violently one by one. (92 min.) —Entertainment Studio Motions Pictures

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What’s it rated? R Where’s it showing? Sunset Drive-In The world’s top protection agent (Ryan Reynolds) is called upon to guard the life of his mortal enemy, one of the world’s most notorious hit men (Samuel L. Jackson). (111 min.) —Summit Entertainment MOVIES continued page 61

where the new film takes us. In the original set in LA, circa 2019, Deckard is after four bio-engineered replicants who stole a ship in space and returned to Earth to find their creator. The replicants know they have a fouryear lifespan, and they hope to find their creator and for him to extend their lives. The only way to tell a human from a replicant is to administer the “VoightKampff” test, which examines replicants’ emotional responses to a series of questions. So to see if the test works, Deckard goes to the Tyrell Corporation, which manufactures the replicants, and he administers the test on corporation head Eldon Tyrell’s (Joe Turkel) assistant Rachel (Sean Young), who in fact is an experimental replicant who believes herself to be human. So begins Deckard’s foray into the underbelly of LA and his search for Leon (Brion James), Roy Batty (Rutger Hauer), Zhora (Joanna Cassidy), and Pris (Daryl Hannah). The film is notable for several reasons. Its futuristic LA is brilliantly conceived as a dark, sprawling metropolis inhabited by various ethnicities whose language has become a pigeon amalgam of English, Spanish, and Asian tongues. It’s visually amazing. Its Vangelis-composed soundtrack delivers a brooding, synthdriven, futuristic sound that compounds the film’s eeriness. It started a mad rush to adapt Philip K. Dick’s work to the big screen. Though originally garnering mixed reviews, it’s now considered one of the best sci-fi films of all time. The acting is amazing, and there’s a lot to puzzle over.

Harrison Ford returns to reprise his role as Deckard in the new one, which also stars Ryan Gosling as a new Blade Runner, Officer K, who tracks down Deckard in an effort to discover a long-buried secret. Is he or isn’t he? (117 min.) Δ —Glen Starkey

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HOME AGAIN What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it up? Matinee Where’s it showing? Stadium 10, Park, Galaxy Reese Witherspoon stars as Alice Kinney, a recently separated single mom and interior designer relocating from New York to her late legendary filmmaker father’s estate in Hollywood, in the somewhat entertaining and interesting, but ultimately ungrounded and directionless rom-com that is Home Again. After 15 years of marriage, Alice decides to jump ship from her preoccupied music executive husband, Austen (Michael Sheen), and moves with her two young girls to Los Angeles. The story picks up with Alice sobbing in her childhood bathroom on her 40th birthday, interrupted by her kids Isabel and Rosie (Lola Flanery and Eden Grace) who have their first day of school in LA. Simultaneously, we meet a trio of aspiring filmmaker white dudes (unrelated to Alice) in their mid-20s: Harry (Pico Alexander), George (Jon Rudnitsky), and Teddy (Nat Wolff). A director, writer, and actor, respectively, they’re scrapping and crawling to get one of their scripts picked up by a production company. Alice goes out drinking on her birthday night and makes acquaintances with the three youngsters at a bar, taking Harry back to the house for a sloppy make-out. It turns out all three of the guys crashed at Alice’s house, and the next morning they realize she’s the daughter of John Kinney, a filmmaker they all respect. Alice’s mom (Candice Bergen) comes over and takes to the trio, convincing Alice to let them stay in their guesthouse while they try to get their movie picked up. At its very core, Home Again is about two things: the oftenabsurd chase to achieve the Hollywood dream, and the struggle of an extremely privileged white woman to find herself and her confidence amid a failing marriage. While this premise likely doomed the movie from being good from the start, for some reason I found myself pretty engaged and entertained by it. The characters are funny and thought-out and have good chemistry. If you’re from LA or have spent time there, you’ll recognize the culture and appreciate the portrayal and satire. Home Again gets off to a good start before it kind of deteriorates into wishywashy ridiculousness by the end. But I still thought the overall performances were kind of charming and original. (97 min.) —Peter Johnson

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IT What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Matinee Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Stadium 10, Park, Galaxy From director Andy Muschietti (Mama) comes the remake of the 1990 mini-series thriller IT, based on the hugely popular Stephen King novel of the same name, which has been terrifying readers for decades. When children begin to disappear in the town of Derry, Maine, a group of young kids are faced with their biggest fears when they square off against an evil clown named Pennywise (Bill Skarsgård) whose history of murder and violence dates back for centuries. So here’s the rundown: King’s horrific clown monster Pennywise, who dwells in the sewers, is portrayed by Skarsgård (Allegiant, Atomic Blonde) this time around—in the original, it was Tim Curry (Kinsey, The Rocky Horror Picture Show)—and is the source of a fleet of missing children in the town of Derry, Maine. Everyone in the town seems pretty nonchalant about this, except for the children, who as the clown’s chosen victims are understandably terrified. Bill’s (Jaeden Lieberher of The Book of Henry) little brother Georgie (Jackson Robert Scott) is the first kid to vanish in the film’s opening sequence, leaving Bill desperate to find answers. Rounding out Bill’s crew of misfit friends looking to uncover the truth is the hilarious, smac- talking Richie (Finn Wolfhard of Stranger Things fame), new kid Ben (Jeremy Ray Taylor), germaphobe Eddie (Jack Dylan Grazer), the slacking-on-his batmitzvah-studying Stanley (Wyatt Oleff), the homeschooled kid Mike (Chosen Jacobs), and Beverly (Sophia Lillis)—the token girl of the group with a swirl of rumors surrounding her. The thing about IT is that it’s a movie that a 12-year-old would find scary, but it’s done extremely well. Honestly, the scariest parts of the film have nothing to do with the murderous clown and everything to do with the very real shit these kids are dealing with. Bill has zero empathy or support from his parents over the loss of his brother; Beverly is dealing with her ultra creepy, lecherous dad (nothing super graphic is shown, but it’s blatantly implied that he’s molesting her); Mike is the only homeschooled and black kid in town who lost his parents in a house fire; and everyone is getting the shit kicked out of them by the town bully Henry (Nicholas Hamilton), who apparently has a lot of rage built up inside because his dad is a hard-ass cop. In one scene we see Henry take a knife and attempt to carve his name into Ben’s stomach. It’s all kinds of messed up. Like Split Screen columnist Glen Starkey would (and did) say, IT works best as a coming of age story about facing your fears even when you feel vulnerable, rather than a straight up, jumping-out-of-your-seat scary movie. That is, provided you’re a grown-up who has long gotten over your clown issues. Despite the majority of the cast being under 18, these young actors all deliver stellar performances. In particular, I’m excited to see where Lieberher, Wolfhard, and Lillis’ careers go as they all grow up and continue to hone their craft. Oh, and to the jerk that left a red balloon in the hallway outside the theater room, your gesture was not appreciated. If you’re looking strictly to be scared out of your mind, then I’d say this movie isn’t worth a full priced ticket, better to go for a matinee. (135 min.) —Ryah Cooley

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KINGSMAN: THE GOLDEN CIRCLE What’s it rated? R Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Sunset Drive-In, Bay, Stadium 10, Park, Galaxy See Split Screen.

At the Movies LEAP! What’s it rated? PG Where’s it showing? Galaxy In this animated film, 11-year-old orphan, Félicie (Elle Fanning) has one dream—to go to Paris and become a dancer. Her best friend Victor (Nat Wolff), an imaginative but exhausting boy with a passion for creating, has a dream of his own—to become a famous inventor. In a leap of faith, Victor and Félicie leave their orphanage in pursuit of their passions. (86 min.) —The Weinstein Company

THE LEGO NINJAGO MOVIE What’s it rated? PG What’s it worth? Rental Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Stadium 10, Park, Galaxy The third installment of the Lego Movie franchise follows a group of ninja warriors led by Master Builder Lloyd (voiced by Dave Franco) as they defend Ninjago City from the evil warlord Garmadon (Justin Theroux). But when a new threat arises, the

ninjas must join forces with Garmadon against a common enemy. To save the city, the team must learn to check their egos and pull together to unleash their inner powers. The film opens with a news broadcast announcing a 95 percent chance of Garmadon attacking Ninjago City. The two anchors deliver the news nonchalantly as if it’s a weather forecast, which leaves us to assume the threat is a daily norm. The citizens of Ninjago seem unaffected as they go about their day. They’ve put their complete confidence in six mysterious ninjas who have saved the city time and time again. When Garmadon does attack, his weapon of choice is a giant cannon that shoots live sharks (and a few dolphins) at the city’s inhabitants. While reloading, he notices a pedestrian with a balloon. He orders one of his goons to pop it. Garmadon’s behavior makes him seem like a character that a child would create, which is exactly what the filmmakers intended. Like the two previous films, the best parts of The Lego Ninjago Movie resemble things you might see kids acting out while playing with Legos. That conceit explains the shark cannon and other unadulterated, imaginative absurdities. But unlike its predecessors, Ninjago loses most of its charm

by the halfway point. Instead of a consistent flow of irreverent gags, Ninjago delivers all of its best jokes early on and the remainder feels like a snail race to the finish line. Having said that, Ninjago is far from irredeemable as there is enough silliness in that first half to warrant its existence. One bit that utilized the Wilhelm scream multiple times in a row made me crack up more than it should have. The banter between Lloyd and Garmadon is especially good. The two have a comical Luke/ Vader relationship once Lloyd reveals that he’s actually Garmadon’s bastard son (which is not a spoiler if you’ve seen the trailers or the TV show). If Garmadon is Lloyd’s Vader, then Master Wu (voiced by Jackie Chan) is his Ben Kenobi. Chan is great as the archetypal, wise, old mentor who only speaks in cryptic advice. The other ninjas each have their own quirks but ultimately get lost in the scenery as the father figure/ son triangle between Lloyd, Garmadon, and Wu becomes the primary focus. The final result feels more like an extended Robot Chicken sketch (except for kids, of course) than a cohesive piece. Ninjago is the MOVIES continued page 62

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Arts MOVIES from page 61 Godfather: Part III of the Lego franchise—it doesn’t hold up to the first two but is still worth a rent. (90 min.) —Caleb Wiseblood

MOTHER! What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Matinee Where’s it showing? Stadium 10 Darren Aronofsky (Pi, Requiem for a Dream, The Fountain The Wrestler, Noah) directs this psychological thriller about a couple, played by Jennifer Lawrence and Javier Bardem, whose quiet country life is upended by unwanted guests. Don’t come to Mother! looking for a standard issue horror mystery. Aronofsky’s new film doesn’t care about your expectations. Instead, it’s there to get your wheels turning as you try to figure out what it all means and how all the pieces fit together. First of all, the film takes place in a single location: a rambling two story country house surrounded by fields and trees. There’s literally nothing else around. The characters are nameless—no names are ever uttered, and in the credits Lawrence’s character is “Mother” and Bardem’s is “Him.” The first uninvited guest to arrive is “Man” (Ed Harris), followed by Man’s wife “Woman” (Michelle Pfeiffer). Later, their acrimonious sons, “Younger Brother” (Brian Gleeson) and “Oldest Son” (Domhnall Gleeson), show up. We learn that Bardem’s character is a published poet who’s unfortunately blocked. The secluded setting is supposed to give him the space to create again. When the “guests” begin to arrive, he thrives off them, inviting them in, while Lawrence’s character doesn’t understand why he wants these strangers in their house, which she has been lovingly restoring room by room. From there, increasingly strange things happen—the house seems to have a life of its own, more uninvited “guests” arrive and further

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At the Movies disturb and abuse the household. It’s an uncomfortable film, drenched in tension and dread, and as soon as I left the theater I turned to my wife and said, “I have a couple theories.” The film is like a puzzle to solve, an unpleasant puzzle. I’m still not sure what it all means, but one of my theories is the house is a metaphor for the mind, and that Bardem’s character is the ego, Lawrence is the moralizing super-ego, and all the various guests are the id, and their need for sex, sustenance, and bodily function. Of course, the story may simply be a metaphor for creativity, with Lawrence’s character the muse, showing how creation is also an act of destruction. Each new creative endeavor requires struggle. To complicate it all, there are some Biblical elements—a Cain and Abel story, a messiah story. Aronofsky is good at making puzzlers, and I’m not sure viewers are supposed to understand every element. It’s a film that takes risks and is sure to divide audiences. Many will hate it because it doesn’t offer the escapist fare some go to the theater for. It’s not exactly entertaining in a “sit back and enjoy the ride” kind of way. Instead it will have you scratching your head, wondering what Aronofsky’s up to. A lot of his films are like that. His first feature, Pi, was about a paranoid mathematician searching for a number that explains nature’s universal patterns. Requiem for a Dream followed four drug addicts whose chemically induced utopias disintegrate as their addictions deepened. The Fountain was a sci-fi love story through time. His most accessible film was The Wrestler, about an aging professional trying to create a life outside of the ring. Black Swan was about the insanity-inducing pressure of professional ballet. Noah, Aronofsky’s last feature, was a deeply alternative take on the Biblical flood story. If you’re going to an Aronofsky film and expect Hollywood business as usual, you’ll be disappointed. This film is weird. (121 min.) —Glen Starkey

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What’s it rated? NR Where’s it showing? The Palm A white author is summoned by a Lakota Elder who asks him to write a book about his perspective. After a blundering false start, he is all but kidnapped and sucked into a road trip through the heart of the contemporary Native American landscape. (110 min.) —Roaring Fire Films

A QUESTION OF FAITH

What’s it rated? PG Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre Pastor David Newman (Richard T. Jones) is a loving husband and father, set to take over his dad’s church while neglecting the promises he’s made to his 12-year-old son, Eric (Caleb T. Thomas). Kate Hernandez (Jaci Velasquez) is a spiritually driven single parent and owner of a local restaurant. Her daughter, Maria (Karen Valero), is a free-spirited teenager aspiring to be the first in her family to go to college. John Danielson (C. Thomas Howell) is the owner of a failing construction company who sees his daughter Michelle’s (Amber Thompson) fledgling singing career as a way out of financial trouble. The lives of these strangers collide when two twists of fate strike back to back. (91 min.) —Pure Flix Entertainment

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What’s it rated? PG-13 What's it worth? Streaming Where’s it showing? The Palm (Last showing Sept. 29), Galaxy Director Danny Strong (The Butler, Recount) presents this dramatic biopic about renowned author and recluse J.D. Salinger (Nicholas Hoult). Following the path to Catcher in the Rye’s publication, the movie isn’t subtle in drawing connections between Salinger and Holden Caulfield — but the result doesn’t turn out to be that flattering. After wandering the New York bar scene as a smart-mouthed college dropout, young Salinger decides to go back to school and

pursue creative writing at Columbia. With some tough love from wisecracking mentor Whit Burnett (Kevin Spacey), Salinger works his way up the short story ladder to his dreams of publication. But WWII’s arrival cuts that pursuit short. Salinger goes off to storm Normandy with stories of the sardonic Holden in his pockets, but returns home with PTSD and zero desire to keep writing. After a bit of angsty soul searching—and a sitar-accompanied dive into Buddhism— Salinger puts himself into his work and publishes Catcher in the Rye. Yet the newfound fame has unintended consequences. Rebel in the Rye leans hard on Salinger’s name recognition to pull the story through. Maybe that’s to be expected—the film’s demographic is obviously Catcher in the Rye fans. But Rebel does little to prove Salinger’s writing cred besides having every other character constantly rant about his exceptional talent. Sure, we all know Catcher in the Rye will eventually get published. But for a movie about a book, there’s an ironic, tiring lack of “show, not tell.” Spacey’s whiskey-fueled rants are great and Salinger himself is a complicated man worth analyzing. But the movie wants you

to root for a caustic, egotistical Salinger without giving many reasons why he’s earned it. Rebel in the Rye constantly tries to make a parallel between Salinger and Holden, and I guess it ends up succeeding: both are sarcastic, angry, and often onedimensional. Rebel in the Rye’s wit and banter is entertaining overall. But perhaps—much like Catcher’s own critics would suggest— it’s best appreciated in small, sassy doses. (109 min.) — Sinéad Schouten

In India in 1947, Lord Mountbatten (Hugh Bonneville) is dispatched, along with his wife Edwina (Gillian Anderson), to New Delhi to oversee the country’s transition from British rule to independence. Taking his place in the resplendent mansion known as the Viceroy’s House, Mountbatten arrives hopeful for a peaceful transference of power. But ending centuries of colonial rule in a country divided by deep religious and cultural differences proves no easy undertaking, setting off a seismic struggle that threatens to tear India apart. (107 min.) —Anguille Productions

STRONGER What’s it rated? R Where’s it showing? The Palm, Stadium 10 Stronger is the inspirational and heroic true-life story of Jeff Bauman (Jake Gyllenhaal), the man whose iconic photo from the 2013 Boston Marathon bombing captured the hearts of the world. The film is based on Bauman’s New York Times bestselling book, co-authored with Bret Witter. (119 min.) —Lionsgate and Roadside Attractions

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he Buckeye Trail will kick your ass. But it’s totally worth it. As Highway 1 bends around Salmon Creek, there it is, off the road on the right, past the horrendous mess that is people parking to gawk at Salmon Creek Falls and to the left of the old Salmon Creek ranger station. Just park, squeeze through the wooden gate, and start climbing up a steep hill that weaves half a mile through chaparral habitat before it opens up to the first of many blue views of the Pacific Ocean and the winding road below. Of course, that winding road to the north of Salmon Creek is now covered in a giant pile of dirt thanks to the Mud Creek slide, but that’s also pretty cool to look at. Plus, Caltrans crews are feverishly (that might be a generous term—it’s probably more like “carefully,” because the slide is apparently still settling in) working to rebuild a suitable route for California’s famous highway. In the spring, purple lupine, red paintbrushes, orange poppies, and white yucca paint the vision with even more color. If we get any sizeable chunk of rain this winter, the hills will regain their green sheen. For now, you’ll have to be OK with the windy wave of golden grasses. 2017-09_CHC-WH_NT+SMS_ad_mech.pdf

Continue onward and upward along the hillside to a gate where the Buckeye and Soda Springs trails meet, hanging a right to enter the Silver Peak Wilderness. But before you turn to head inland, flip around—the coastline stretches endlessly to the south, past Rocky Point and onward toward San Simeon and Cambria. Then you can slip into the oak forest, tracking across the seasonal flows of Soda Springs Creek on a leaf-covered trail with loose rock that will force you to watch your footing. The trail winds ever higher to the Buckeye Camp, a 3-mile journey from Salmon Creek. It opens from shaded oak trees into sun-drenched hillsides and even more expansive views. Once again, you can gape at the Pacific with a path that persists in its incessant rise above the road below, through pine and oak forests, with each peek above the next “summit” giving more Big Sur coastline away. Less than a quarter mile from camp is a vista worth picnicking at. Last time I was up there, a guy had a hammock set up in the tree. As you once again turn inland, you will eventually stumble into a great meadow with an equally great oak tree. There is a picnic table and a natural spring. You can continue about 2 1/2 more miles up to the 9/8/2017

@getoutslo Upper Cruikshank Camp for even more ocean and wilderness views. But for a day trip, this is generally where I’ve expended all the energy I want to spend. The 1,500plus elevation climb is usually enough for my legs to tell me “no more!” Next stop: Rocky Point Inn for a snack and a beverage and onto San Carpoforo Creek Beach for a sit by the ocean. Δ A trail worth more than 10,000 steps is perfect for Editor Camillia Lanham. Send your thoughts to clanham@ newtimesslo.com.

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THE PLOT THICKENS Each Monday night, an Italian master chef is churning out incredible gourmet eats paired with classic flicks in Cambria. His name? Giovanni Grillezoni. His game? Making you very, very happy, indeed.

H AYLEY’S BITES PLANTING SEEDS That’s how you thrive: In SLO, we rely on thousands of vineyard and farm workers to plant, care for, and harvest the fruits, vegetables, and wine grapes we are fortunate enough to enjoy. Last month, these men, women, and their families received significant support from the local community when the Central Coast Wine Classic raised $145,700 for the cause. Amazing! Want to learn more about how to show our local farmworker community maximum love? Go to talleyvineyards.com and click the Fund for Vineyard and Farm Workers link

… Green thumb itching? You need to check out the events happening at the SLO Botanical Garden next month and mark your calendars accordingly! Learn about rare fruits of the Central Coast on Oct. 14 at a workshop that includes tips and a docent led tour of the green growing grounds (see all events at slobg.org).

COZY UP Fall offerings: Two SLO hot spots are unleashing new offerings this fall: Sidecar Cocktail Co. is running a “best of” and “past favorites” cocktail menu featuring the most popular drinks from the past five years! We’ve also heard that Foremost Wine Company is now offering a new and

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Italian Master Chef finds visual, culinary harmony in Cambria

ou may remember Harmony Café owner Chef Giovanni Grillezoni from his famous location in the tiny town of Harmony nestled between Cambria and Cayucos. You know: Population 18, if you count the cows? There, in that quaint, storybook village of glassblowers and longtime locals, the Modena, Italy, born master chef developed a glowing reputation as one of the Central Coast’s best kept culinary secrets. Fans adored the fact that his brisk and affordable gourmet menus changed weekly, always typed up fresh on the trusty antique typewriter. “I believed in Harmony, and I put my heart into that café. It was going incredibly well,” the chef said. “Who doesn’t love Harmony?” When the cafe—which opened in 2012—shuttered due a change of town ownership, Grillezoni looked to relocate to an equally magical setting. But, there was the rub. After idyllic Harmony, where could one find such utter fantasy? The chef knew the new location had to be near the coast, had to have lots of character, and had to be cozy. Anyone familiar with the Pewter Plough Playhouse in Cambria can attest that this “jewel box” by the sea exudes these attributes in spades. A new Harmony Café was born. Situated just next to the beloved theater, Harmony Café at the Pewter Playhouse features a welcoming dining room and brand new kitchen. The food—those garden fresh soups, salads, sandwiches, and entrees made with heaps of Old World Italian love—have not changed one bit. A menu from earlier this year offered up fresh handmade taglioline pasta with butter cream sauce, local broccoli, organic chicken, and Parmigiano Reggiano; lamb carpaccio with sun dried tomato, artichoke, olive oil, lemon juice, and olives; fresh burrata and pesto; and pancetta-wrapped pork filet with caramelized apple, each for less than $20. improved modern American cuisine menu bursting with autumnal allure … Figueroa Mountain Brewing Co.’s annual Figtoberfest might be over, but you can still slurp up the local Arroyo Grande brewery’s Sixth Anniversary Barrel Aged Grand Cru Ale, which spent serious time in apple-pear brandy barrels (figmtnbrew.com). Makes you want to celebrate the holidays early, right?

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Harmony Café at the Pewter Plough Playhouse is located at 824 Main St. in Cambria. Hours are Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m.; Friday and Saturday from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. and 5 p.m. to 9 p.m.; and Sunday from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. Movie nights with filminspired buffet take place every Monday starting at 5 p.m. For more information, go to the cafe’s Facebook page or call 924-1219.

A more current dinner menu showcases much of the same deliciousness without the high price tag: black linguine with lobster, homemade eggplant gnocchi, and braised free range veal osso buco with veggies and risotto, to name a few mouth-waterers. I asked the chef just how he manages to survive these days, considering the anemic trickle of tourists to the area. Highway 1 still faces major closures, and the chef continues to use only the highest quality ingredients—often working with a local Cambria farmer to find the very best organic produce. “Well, it’s just me in the kitchen!” Grillezoni answered along with a signature good-natured belly laugh. “I have a beautiful lady who serves for lunch and dinner; I have a part-time dishwasher come in when I need him, or I clean the dishes myself. It’s no big deal. I am keeping myself extremely busy.” I’ll say. The locals are noticing Grillezoni’s efforts, too. In his 35-year career as a chef in the U.S., he’s worked at some of the most important restaurants in Southern California and beyond. Safe to say this guy’s got a few tricks up his sleeve. Those magic tricks include: adding a local jazz piano player to the mix, who tickles the keys while you eat (talk about old-school charm). On Monday nights, you can also sit back and enjoy that perfect date night combo: dinner and a show. No, not a theater performance, like you might expect. The chef is screening movies, and old ones, at that. Like his dusty typewriter, these flicks have lots of life left to give. HARMONY CAFÉ continued page 65

of the most renowned kitchens in San Francisco and Aspen, and is now crafting culinary delights at the Paso Robles hotel and restaurant, which features a swank pool and 20 acres of vineyards (allegrettoresort.com) … Cass House Grill will host a weekly community night that’s yummy and casual. Expect lawn games, live music, and wood-fired foods like pizza topped with garlic cream, shaved zucchini, red onion, and cremini mushrooms. Interested? Check out this Cayucos-based grill, bakery, and venue each Monday from 4 to 8:30 p.m. Δ Hayley Thomas Cain loves anything wood-fired, but pizza crust is her ultimate charred-weakness. She can be reached at hthomas@newtimesslo.com.

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“We installed a new screen, speaker, and projector to show the films in the playhouse. Every week, I choose a movie and design a buffet inspired by the film,” Grillezoni said. “You’ll get a French movie with French food, for example. Next Monday, we have a film made in San Francisco, so I designed food surrounding that. I have 26 movies and counting.” According to the chef, just a few weeks ago, he plated a Sophia Loren-inspired dinner paired with the 1958 romantic comedy Boathouse. This is far from just a cute idea: Grillezoni has actually met the Italian movie legend, known for her bombshell beauty and unabashed love of spaghetti (and all carbs, really). “Years ago, when I lived in Thousand Oaks, I made a special delivery to her house in West Lake Village,” Grillezoni

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If you didn’t know that there was a thriving 19-acre urban farm hiding just off Highway 101 between Madonna and Los Osos Valley Roads in SLO, you’re not alone. There is no better way to get acquainted with this particular agricultural innovation than by attending the farm’s first ever Harvest Festival, slated for Oct. 8 from 1 to 5 p.m. More than the hayrides, yoga, farmers’ market, and cooking demos, you’ll receive an even greater gift: The ability to take part in real-life harvest activities! That means picking, planting, and rubbing elbows with the farmers who serve as stewards of this lovely land, which I should note is part of the Calle Joaquin Agricultural Reserve.

said. “For the movie, I made the same food that I created for Sofia Loren herself.” Do you want to taste what Loren tasted on that fateful meeting? Or perhaps you’d like to ply the chef with questions about the actresses’ still stunning good looks? You can try, but I have a feeling this chef will be very busy in the kitchen, doing what he does best. After all, it is not his job to entertain; that’s what the films are for. “It’s my job to create the recipes and to create something for people,” Grillezoni said. “Something to make them very happy.” Δ Hayley Thomas Cain would love to go to Modena to slurp up the legendary balsamic vinegar straight from the source. She can be reached at hthomas@ newtimesslo.com. You’ll also meet the movers and shakers behind some of SLO’s brightest advocates for ag sustainability: Green SLO, Slow Money SLO, Seed Saver Exchange, Solar Cookers, and Glean SLO, to name just a few. Bet you didn’t know that local chefs and artisans utilize this land to cultivate some of your favorite fall produce. Plus, the first 250 people to show up with a $5 donation will receive a handy tote to carry all those fresh crops home! The next time you’re driving past this part of the freeway, remember what’s growing on the other side. We must nurture green places if we want to see them flourish into the future. I’ll brake for that. Children enter for free; $5 suggested donation for adults. Δ Hayley Thomas Cain salutes SLO City Farm. She can be reached at hthomas@ newtimesslo.com.

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NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that on Tuesday, October 17, 2017 at 6:00 p.m. or as soon thereafter as possible, the Pismo Beach City Council will hold a regular meeting at City Hall, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach California in the Council Chamber for the following purpose: PUBLIC HEARING AGENDA: Description: Receive public comments and adopt a resolution making certain findings, and approving an Energy Service Contract with OpTerra Energy Services, Inc. for the implementation of certain energy related improvements to City facilities in accordance with California Government Code Section 4217.10 to 4217.18. The findings provide and the Energy Service Contract requires that the cost to the City to implement the energy related improvements per the subject contract will be less than the anticipated marginal cost to the City of thermal, electrical, or other energy that would have been consumed by the City in absence of purchasing the energy improvements.

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You have a right to comment on these projects and their effect on our community. Interested persons are invited to appear at the hearing or otherwise express their views and opinions regarding the proposed projects. An opportunity will be presented at the hearing for verbal comments. Written comments are also welcomed at the hearing or prior to the hearing. Written comments prepared prior to the hearing may be submitted to the City Clerk’s Office by mail or hand-delivery at 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA 93449, by fax at (805) 773-7006, or by email at einderlied@pismobeach.org. Staff reports, plans and other information related to these projects are available for public review at the City Clerk’s Office, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA. The meeting agenda and staff report will be available no later than the Thursday before the meeting and may be obtained at City Hall or by visiting www. pismobeach.org. The Council meeting will be televised live on Charter Cable Channel 20 and streamed on the City’s website. PLEASE NOTE:

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If you challenge the action taken on these items in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the City of Pismo Beach at, or prior to, the public hearing. Further information on the above items may be obtained from or viewed at the City Clerk’s Office at City Hall, or by telephone at (805) 773-4657, or by emailing Erica Inderlied, City Clerk, at einderlied@pismobeach.org. Erica Inderlied City Clerk September 28, 2017

LEGAL NOTICES ADVERTISEMENT OF SALE (ONLINE AUCTION)

LEGAL NOTICES FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-1952 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/31/1977) New Filing The following person is doing business as: S.M.A.F.S., 390 Higuera, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. McNamara Realty(390 Higuera, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/ McNamara Realty, President Michael McNamara. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-10-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Jason C. Miller, Lea J. Hyatt, Justin D. Bolden. 08-10-22. Bonfield, Martin D. Schindler, Ryan T. Sept. 7, 14, 21 & 28 2017 Mroczkowski, & Sergio Ochoa. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property pursuant to Sections 21700-21716 of the Business & Professions Code. The undersigned will sell at public sale by competitive bidding on the 13th day of October 2017, at 11:20AM, at www.storagetreasures. com. Property is stored at Central Coast Self Storage, 725 Sheridan Road, Arroyo Grande, CA County of San Luis Obispo, State of California, the contents of the following tenant’s storage space(s):

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS

The contents of these storage spacNAME STATEMENT es include furniture, water purifier, FILE NO. 2017-1997 applicances, clothing, computers, TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE tools, yard equip, meat grinders, (N/A) stereo equip, Xbox, play props, cosNew Filing tumes, backdrops, misc boxes, bins, The following person is doing busiand other items. ness as: SLO FAMILY ACUPUNCTURE, 2066 Chorro St. San Luis Obispo, CA Purchases must be paid for at the 93401. San Luis Obispo County. time of purchase in cash and credit Carla Nerelli(663 Church St. San Luis card only. All purchased items sold Obispo, CA 93401). This business is as is where is and must be removed conducted by an Individual./s/Carla within 72 hours of the sale. Sale is Nerelli. This statement was filed with subject to cancellation in the event the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo of settlement between owner and on 08-16-17. I hereby certify that this obligated party. copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Auctioneer: Plastino Interests, Inc., Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown. 08CA Bond#7900455870 16-22. Online Auction Platform: www.storag- Sept. 7, 14, 21 & 28 2017 etreasures.com Facility Phone: (805) 481-1484 September 28 & October 5, 2017

ADVERTISEMENT OF SALE (ONLINE AUCTION)

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property pursuant to Sections 21700-21716 of the Business & Professions Code. The undersigned will sell at public sale by competitive bidding on the 13th day of October 2017, at 1:20PM, at www.storagetreasures. com. Property is stored at FortressSecure Mini-Storage, 2175 Willow Road, Arroyo Grande, CA County of San Luis Obispo, State of California, the contents of the following tenant’s storage space(s): Tyler Cameron, Roman M. Gaslan, Judith A. Vaught, Carolina L. Estrada, & John C. Robertson. The contents of these storage spaces include wheelchairs, furniture, ladders, clothing, decorations, tools, tool chests, sports equip, stereo equip, TVs, instrument case, chandelier, file cabinets, appliances, yard equip, vacuums, misc boxes, containers, & other items. Purchases must be paid for at the time of purchase in cash and credit card only. All purchased items sold as is where is and must be removed within 72 hours of the sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between owner and obligated party. Auctioneer: Plastino Interests, Inc., CA Bond#7900455870 Online Auction Platform: www.storagetreasures.com Facility Phone: (805) 489-0500 September 28 & October 5, 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

>FILE NO. 2017-2294 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/21/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: DUNE, 641 Higuera Ste 101, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. David Santiago and Daniel Joseph Glidden(1445 Del Mar Ave, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by a General Partnership./s/David Santiago. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-21-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, I. Diaz. 09-21-22. Sept. 28 & Oct. 5, 12, 19 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-1934 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: C & C WELL DRILLING INC., 1680 Old Oak Park Rd., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. PC Inc.(P.O. Box 2116, Nipomo, CA 93444) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/ PC Inc. Mark Crisp-President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-0917. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 08-09-22. Sept. 7, 14, 21 & 28 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2037 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: 2ND AMENDMENT MOTORSPORTS, 935 Olympic Way, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Russell S. Fricia(935 Olympic Way, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Russell Fricia. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-18-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 08-18-22. Sept. 14, 21, 28 & Oct. 5 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2043 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/18/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SCOUT FINANCIAL COACHING, 1168 Pacific Pointe Way, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Victor Eugene Devens(1168 Pacific Pointe Way, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Victor Eugene Devens. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-21-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 08-21-22. Sept. 14, 21, 28 & Oct. 5 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2066 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/23/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: TRIAL COMPETENCY AND THERAPEUTIC SERVICES, 504 Dawson Street, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Dante Karas(504 Dawson Street, Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Dante Karas. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-23-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, N. Balseiro. 0823-22. Sept. 14, 21, 28 & Oct. 5 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2100 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: DIMB DESIGNS, 474 Woodbridge Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. David Michael Imbaratto(474 Woodbridge Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/David Imbaratto. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-25-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, TJ. Blandford. 08-25-22. Sept. 14, 21, 28 & Oct. 5 2017

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LegaL Notices FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

LegaL Notices Jacqueline Place, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Paul Jeffery Laughton(989 Jacqueline Place, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Paul Laughton, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-28-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, A. Bautista. 08-28-22. Sept. 7, 14, 21 & 28 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2118 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: PERFORMANCE PAINTING, 460 Aloma Way, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. James Wade Cadam(460 Aloma Way, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420) CA. This business is conducted by an Individual./s/James Cadam. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-29-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, A. McCormick. 08-29-22. Sept. 7, 14, 21 & 28 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2125 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/29/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: GOLDMAN ELECTRIC, 175 J St, Cayucos, CA 93430. San Luis Obispo County. Benjamin Paul Goldman(175 J St, Cayucos, CA 93430) Sole Ownership. This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Benjamin Goldman, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-29-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Kramos. 08-29-22. Sept. 7, 14, 21 & 28 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2127 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/21/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ACQUISITIONS, 968 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. William Edward Ibberson(3 Tweddle Farm Ln, Montgomery, NY 12549). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ William Ibberson. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-30-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Kramos. 08-30-22. Sept. 14, 21, 28 & Oct. 5 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2142 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/31/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: HOME CLEAN HOME, 634 Via Bandolero, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Jessica Lynn-Ann Cooper(634 Via Bandolero, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420) and Elizabeth Julia Woods(1385 Atlantic City Ave, Apt. 201, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by a General Partnership./s/Jessica Cooper. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-31-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez. 0831-22. Sept. 14, 21, 28 & Oct. 5 2017

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LegaL Notices FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2110 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: WINDERMERE CENTRAL COAST, 1191-A N. Main Street, Salinas, CA 93906. Monterey County. Carlos Daniel Vargas(1191-A N. Main Street, Salinas, CA 93906). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Carlos D. Vargas, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-28-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, TJ. Blandford. 08-28-22. Sept. 7, 14, 21 & 28 2017

FILE NO. 2017-2105 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2000) New Filing The following person is doing business as: OPPORTUNITY HOUSING, 1958 Huasna Dr. San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Thomas Allen McLaughlin(1958 Huasna Dr. San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Thomas FICTITIOUS BUSINESS McLaughlin. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis NAME STATEMENT Obispo on 08-28-17. I hereby certify FILE NO. 2017-2115 that this copy is a correct copy of TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE the statement on file in my office. (08/15/2017) New Filing (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. The following person is doing busiBolden. 08-28-22. ness as: 3010 SOLAMERE, 989 Sept. 7, 14, 21 & 28 2017

FILE NO. 2017-2146 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/01/1996) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CRI CONTRACTING, 334 N. 10th Street, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Dennis Loren Jacobson(334 N. 10th Street, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Dennis Loren Jacobson. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-01-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 09-01-22. Sept. 7, 14, 21 & 28 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2147 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/19/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: IZAKAYA RAKU, 953 West Grand Avenue, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. AI Kinjo SLO Inc.(2280 Emily Street #306, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/AI Kinjo SLO Inc.

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Kyung Youn Shin, President-Secretary. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS This statement was filed with the NAME STATEMENT County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on FILE NO. 2017-2165 09-01-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the stateTRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE ment on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy (03/25/2002) Gong. County Clerk, A. Bautista. 09New Filing 01-22. The following person is doing busiSept. 7, 14, 21 & 28 2017 ness as: A NOTARY TO GO, 324 Stagecoach Rd, Arroyo Grande, CA FICTITIOUS BUSINESS 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Linda Gay Chuises(324 Stagecoach Rd, NAME STATEMENT Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This busiFILE NO. 2017-2149 ness is conducted by an Individual./s/ TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/01/2017) Linda Chuises, Owner. This statement New Filing was filed with the County Clerk of San The following person is doing busi- Luis Obispo on 09-05-17. I hereby ness as: MICHELLE ANNE PHOTOG- certify that this copy is a correct copy RAPHY, 424 Orchard Ave. Arroyo of the statement on file in my office. Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. County. Michelle Rogers(424 Orchard Bolden. 09-05-22. Ave. Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). Sept. 14, 21, 28 & Oct. 5 2017 This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Michelle Rogers. This FICTITIOUS BUSINESS statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-01-17. NAME STATEMENT I hereby certify that this copy is a corFILE NO. 2017-2167 rect copy of the statement on file in TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County (06/01/2007) Clerk, A. Bautista. 09-01-22. New Filing Sept. 7, 14, 21 & 28 2017 The following person is doing business as: POWER AND COMMUNICAFICTITIOUS BUSINESS TIONS ENGINEERING, 1009 Morro NAME STATEMENT Street, Suite 201, San Luis Obispo, FILE NO. 2017-2151 CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE Greg A. Notley and Mary M. An(09/01/2017) drews(3777 See Canyon Rd, San Luis New Filing Obispo, CA 93405). This business is The following person is doing business as: REALTY PROS-A PROFES- conducted by a Married Couple./s/ SIONAL REAL ESTATE COMPANY, Greg A. Notley. This statement was 829 10th Street #101 (A), Paso filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo Obispo on 09-05-17. I hereby certify County. Central Coast Realty Pros that this copy is a correct copy of Inc.(829 10th Street #101 (A), Paso the statement on file in my office. Robles, CA 93446) CA. This business (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. is conducted by a Corporation./s/ Bolden. 09-05-22. Central Coast Realty Pros Inc. Brett Sept. 14, 21, 28 & Oct. 5 2017 Noel, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis FICTITIOUS BUSINESS Obispo on 09-01-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the NAME STATEMENT statement on file in my office. (Seal) FILE NO. 2017-2172 Tommy Gong. County Clerk, TJ. BlandTRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE ford. 09-01-22. (09/06/2017) Sept. 14, 21, 28 & Oct. 5 2017 New Filing The following person is doing busiFICTITIOUS BUSINESS ness as: CENTRAL COAST AVOCADO NAME STATEMENT COMPANY, 1806 Alma Court, Grover FILE NO. 2017-2157 Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE County. Del Sol Builders, Inc.(1806 (04/15/2000) Alma Court, Grover Beach, CA 93433) New Filing CA. This business is conducted by a The following person is doing business as: CENTER LINE CONSTRUC- Corporation./s/Del Sol Builders, Inc. TION, 1150 15th Street, Los Osos, Donald K. Edwards, VP/CFO. This CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. statement was filed with the County Shaun St. Arnaud(1150 15th Street, Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-06-17. Los Osos, CA 93402). This business I hereby certify that this copy is a coris conducted by an Individual./s/ rect copy of the statement on file in Shaun St. Arnaud. This statement was my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Clerk, D. Chavez. 09-06-22. Obispo on 09-05-17. I hereby certify Sept. 14, 21, 28 & Oct. 5 2017 that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) FICTITIOUS BUSINESS Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 09-05-22. NAME STATEMENT Sept. 14, 21, 28 & Oct. 5 2017 FILE NO. 2017-2181 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE FICTITIOUS BUSINESS (01/01/2004) NAME STATEMENT New Filing FILE NO. 2017-2158 The following person is doing busiTRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE ness as: CALIFORNIA WOODCRAFT/ (09/01/2017) CONSTRUCTION CONCEPTS, 602 New Filing Farroll Road E, Grover Beach, CA The following person is doing business as: BLUE JAY REAL ESTATE, 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Da1303 E. Grand Ave, Arroyo Grande, vid Magno(602 Farroll Road E, Grover CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Beach, CA 93433). This business is Jane Lynne Hughes(853 Ritchie Rd, conducted by an Individual./s/David Grover Beach, CA 93420). This busi- Magno. This statement was filed with ness is conducted by an Individual./s/ the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo Jane L. Hughes. This statement was on 09-07-17. I hereby certify that filed with the County Clerk of San Luis this copy is a correct copy of the Obispo on 09-05-17. I hereby certify statement on file in my office. (Seal) that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. 09-07-22. Sept. 14, 21, 28 & Oct. 5 2017 Chavez. 09-05-22. Sept. 14, 21, 28 & Oct. 5 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2159 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: WINK’S, 845 Embarcadero Suite I, Morro Bay CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. William Frederick Farrand and Deborah Sauer Farrand(845 Embarcadero Suite I, Morro Bay CA 93442). This business is conducted by a Married Couple./s/ William Frederick Farrand. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-05-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 09-05-22. Sept. 14, 21, 28 & Oct. 5 2017

FILE NO. 2017-2182 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: KEVIN MOUNTS RNFA, 724 Hanford St. Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Kevin Mounts(724 Hanford St. Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Kevin Mounts. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-07-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, N. Balseiro. 0907-22. Sept. 14, 21, 28 & Oct. 5 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2163 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/05/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: VIA OLIVA EXTRA VIRGIN, 6700 Lomitas, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. Britta M. Ray(6700 Lomitas, Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Britta M. Ray. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-05-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, TJ. Blandford. 09-05-22. Sept. 28 & Oct. 5, 12, 19 2017

FILE NO. 2017-2189 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/29/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: HIGH TIDE DESIGN, 781 Inga Rd. Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Wesley Thomas Arola(781 Inga Rd. Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Wesley Arola. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-07-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez. 09-07-22. Sept. 14, 21, 28 & Oct. 5 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2192 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/07/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: “IT’S ALL GOOD” JUNK REMOVEAL AND PROJECT SUPPORT, 383 ½ Walnut St. Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Jared Michael Gamm(383 ½ Walnut St. Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Jared Michael Gamm. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-07-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 09-07-22. Sept. 14, 21, 28 & Oct. 5 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2194 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/05/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: LUCKY LUCIANO’S PIZZERIA, 1481 Price Street, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Chill Beach(263 N 13th Street, Grover Beach, CA 93433) CA. This business is conducted by a Corporation./s/Chill Beach, Charles Brunetti, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-08-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 09-08-22. Sept. 14, 21, 28 & Oct. 5 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2206 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/01/2008) New Filing The following person is doing business as: COOKIE CROCK WAREHOUSE-MORRO BAY, 490 Quintana Rd, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Alpine Colony Enterprises, Inc.(1240 Knollwood Dr. Cambria, CA 93428) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/ Alpine Colony Enterprises, Inc. Del Clegg, Jr. President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-11-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 09-11-22. Sept. 28 & Oct. 5, 12, 19 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2210 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BAYROCK PROPERTY MANAGEMENT, 245 Morro Bay Blvd, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Christopher Brian Bath(245 Morro Bay Blvd, Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Christopher Bath. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-11-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown. 0911-22. Sept. 21, 28 & Oct. 5, 12 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2212 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: MOJO’S VILLAGE BEAN, 2320 Main St. Cambria, CA 93428. San Luis Obispo County. Sierra Mountain Company, Inc.(5136 W. Vine Ct. Visalia, CA 93291) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/ Sierra Mountain Company, Inc. Lynn B. Bretz, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-11-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown. 09-11-22. Sept. 21, 28 & Oct. 5, 12 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2232 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: DANIELLE’S BEAUTY PARLOR, 1075 Court Street Suite 203, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Danielle Holly Schnebly(1831 Oceanaire Drive, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Danielle Schnebly. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-12-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 09-12-22. Sept. 21, 28 & Oct. 5, 12 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2235 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/13/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SLOSILKWORKS, 463 Calle Carman, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Toni Pruett Bouman(463 Calle Carman, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Toni Pruett Bouman, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-13-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, A. Bautista. 09-13-22. Sept. 21, 28 & Oct. 5, 12 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2236 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/15/2009) New Filing The following person is doing business as: JEM PROPERTIES, 1146 E. Grand Ave. Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. James E. Moore(1146 E. Grande Ave, Arroyo Grande, CA 93401). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ James E. Moore. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-13-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 09-13-22. Sept. 21, 28 & Oct. 5, 12 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2245 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/14/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CANNADOG, 5555 W. Pozo Rd, Santa Margarita, CA 93453. San Luis Obispo County. Rancho Ecomar(5555 W. Pozo Rd, Santa Margarita, CA 93453) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Limited Liability Company./s/Rancho Ecomar, Miranda Joseph-Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-14-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez. 09-14-22. Sept. 21, 28 & Oct. 5, 12 2017

LegaL Notices FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2248 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/16/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: DINA MANDE STUDIOS, 603 12th St, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Juice Media Productions, LLC(409 Calle Alto St. Paso Robles, CA 93446) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Limited Liability Company./s/Juice Media Productions, LLC. Dina Mande, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-14-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, N. Balseiro. 0914-22. Sept. 21, 28 & Oct. 5, 12 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2251 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: IN THEORY, 778 Main Street, 2nd Floor, Cambria, CA 93428. San Luis Obispo County. Lisa Tanzman(778 Main Street, 2nd Floor, Cambria, CA 93428). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Lisa Tanzman. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-15-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, N. Balseiro. 09-15-22. Sept. 28 & Oct. 5, 12, 19 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2257 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/18/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: UNDER THE SUN PET SITTING, 1485 Gulf St, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Ariel Chauncey Rivka Garatoni(1485 Gulf St, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Ariel Garatoni. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-18-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 09-18-22. Sept. 28 & Oct. 5, 12, 19 2017

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO BOARD OF SUPERVISORS MEETING BRIEF TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 19, 2017 AT 9:00 AM. ALL BOARD MEMBERS PRESENT 1. Consent Agenda – Item Nos. 1-20 & Resolution (Res.) No. 2017-235 through 2017-237, approved as amended. 2. Public Comment Period - matters not on the agenda: E. Greening; B. Henry; E. Hallford; C. Sorensen; L. Reynolds; B. DiFatta; L. Owen; S. Warren & C. Hite, speak. No action taken. 3. Request by the SLO Museum of Art for a $400,000 contribution towards the development of a new art museum, approved. 4. Construction of the new animal shelter project update, rec’d & filed. 5. Closed Session. Anticipated Litigation: No of potential cases: 3. Significant exposure to litigation: No of potential cases: 3. Existing litigation: PG&E’s 2017 General Rate Case A: 15-09-001; Application Filed by PG&E for Retirement of Diablo Canyon Power Plant A: 16-08-006; PG&E’s 2015 Nuclear Decommissioning Cost Triennial Proceeding, A-16-03-006. Conference w/ Labor Negotiator re: SLODCCA, et al. v. SLO Co. Pension Trust Board, et al. (CV 100425). Conference w/ Labor Negotiator, T. Douglas-Schatz, re: SLOGAU; SLOCEA-T&C; DCCA; Sheriffs’ Mgmt; SLOCPPOA; DSA; DAIA; SLOCPMPOA; SLOCEA–PSSC; Unrepresented Mgmt & Confidential Employees; ASLOCDS. Report out. Personnel re: Public Employee Appointment for the Position of County Administrative Officer. Open Session. 6. Res. 2017-238, proclaimimg Sept. 24th – Oct. 1st as Tennis Awareness Week, adopted. 7. Appeal by L. Clemence-Lucas, of the Planning Dept Hearing Officer’s denial of a request for a MUP/CDP #DRC2016-00066 to modify the 150 – 200 ft distance requirement & allow a 2-bedroom residence at 2701 Windsor Blvd in Cambria, to be used as a vacation rental, upheld based on the findings and conditions. 8. Appeal by T. Collins of the Planning Commission’s approval of the McCarthy DP/CDP #DRC2014-00072 to allow relocation & construction of a public trail to the neighboring property to the west by amending the trail’s legal description in the existing Cave Landing access easement, in Avila Beach, no action taken. Adjourned Tommy Gong, County Clerk-Recorder and Ex-Officio Clerk of the Board of Supervisors By: /s/ Annette Ramirez, Deputy Clerk September 28, 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2258 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/07/2011) New Filing The following person is doing business as: DUTCHMAN’S SEAFOOD HOUSE, 701 Embarcadero, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. The Ninth Dutchman, Inc. (4680 Poinsettia, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/ The Ninth Dutchman, Inc. Geneva Van Beurden, Secretary. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-1817. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 09-18-22. Sept. 28 & Oct. 5, 12, 19 2017

LegaL Notices FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2302 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/21/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: PS MAINTENANCE, 884 El Capitan Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Paul Simard(884 El Capitan Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Paul Simard. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-21-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 0921-22. Sept. 28 & Oct. 5, 12, 19 2017

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LegaL Notices your attorney.

IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for Petitioner: Glen R. Lewis PO Box 1980 Atascadero, CA 93423

FILE NO. 2017-2311 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/22/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: RIB & Y, 232 E. Bennett St. Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Jose E. Medina(232 E. Bennett St. Nipomo, CA 93444). FICTITIOUS BUSINESS This business is conducted by an September 14, 21, & 28, 2017 Individual./s/Jose E. Medina. This NAME STATEMENT NOTICE OF statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-22-17. FILE NO. 2017-2268 PETITION TO TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in ADMINISTER (09/01/2017) my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County New Filing ESTATE OF: The following person is doing busi- Clerk, TJ. Blandford. 09-22-22. Sept. 28 & Oct. 5, 12, 19 2017 EDWIN J. PATAGUE

ness as: FUEL FITNESS PRO, 750 Farroll, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Jennifer Jane Sandoval(1018 Sycamore Dr, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Jennifer Jane Sandoval. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-19-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 09-19-22. Sept. 28 & Oct. 5, 12, 19 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2284 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/14/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: VALLEY CREEK, SPARROW CREEK, 2195 Corbett Canyon Road, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Corbett Canyon Vineyards, LLC(2195 Corbett Canyon Road, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Limited Liability Company./s/Corbett Canyon Vineyards, LLC. William H. Swanson, Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-20-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, N. Balseiro. 09-20-22. Sept. 28 & Oct. 5, 12, 19 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2292 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/21/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: MAD DOG WINE TOURS AND LIMOUSINE SERVICES, 249 12th St, San Miguel, CA 93451. San Luis Obispo County. Steven Walendzuk(249 12th St, San Miguel, CA 93451). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Steven Walendzuk. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-21-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, I. Diaz. 09-21-22. Sept. 28 & Oct. 5, 12, 19 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2293 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CENTRAL COAST ESCROW A NON-INDEPENDENT BROKER ESCROW, 350 James Way, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Stravinsky Holdings, Inc.(350 James Way, Pismo Beach, CA 93449) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/Stravinsky Holdings, Inc. Jay Peet, Chief Operations Officer. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-21-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, A. Bautista. 09-21-22. Sept. 28 & Oct. 5, 12, 19 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2315 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/19/1969) New Filing The following person is doing business as: TOLOSA ASSOCIATES, 1411 Marsh Street #207, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. C. Baring Farmer(1411 Marsh Street #207, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401), Anna Fleming(1621 Tiffany Ranch Road, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420), Kenneth B. Fryer(87 Arroyo, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405), G. Dwight Hayden(12001 Lamberton Street, Bakersfield, CA 93312), Robert W. Higginbotham(3855 Broad Street #B, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401), Michael Middleton and Joyce Middleton(1162 W. Bosal Drive, Gilbert, AZ 85233), Richard Williams(55 Highland Drive, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405), Jerren Jorgenson(555 Los Osos Valley Road, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405), Emily Jane Ward(259 Via San Blas, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401), and Harold C. Purcell(12805 Salinas Road, Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by a General Partnership./s/Robert W. Higginbotham, General Partner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-25-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 09-25-22. Sept. 28 & Oct. 5, 12, 19 2017

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: ALPHONS P. LERNO CASE NUMBER: 17PR - 0311

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: ALPHONS P. LERNO A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by KENNETH E. LERNO in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo. The Petition for Probate requests that KENNETH E. LERNO be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for examination in the file kept by the court. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: DECEMBER 26, 2017 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by

CASE NUMBER: 17PR - 0298

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: EDWIN J. PATAGUE A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by HILARIO “LARRY” PATAGUE in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo. The Petition for Probate requests that HILARIO “LARRY” PATAGUE be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: December 12, 2017 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for Petitioner: Shaunna Sullivan, Sullivan Law Corporation 2238 Bayview Heights Drive, Suite C Los Osos, CA 93402 September 14, 21, & 28, 2017

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: MARIA DE JESUS GOMEZ CASE NUMBER: 17PR - 0319

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: MARIA DE JESUS GOMEZ A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by MARY H. FELL in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis

LegaL Notices Obispo. The Petition for Probate requests that MARY H. FELL be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: DECEMBER 26, 2017 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for Petitioner: Christian E. Iversen 605 13th Street Paso Robles, CA 93446 September 28, October 5, & 12, 2017

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: MARIA SANTILLAN FREITAS CASE NUMBER: 17PR - 0317

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: MARIA SANTILLAN FREITAS A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by KATIE ROSE LORENT in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo. The Petition for Probate requests that KATIE ROSE LORENT be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: DECEMBER 26, 2017 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law.

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YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Petitioner: KATIE ROSE LORENT 118 Allen Street Arroyo Grande, CA 93420

in Probate Code 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for petitioner: EDWARD E. ATTALA, ESQ. 1502 Higuera St San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 Phone: 805-543-1212 By: /s/M. Zepeda, Deputy Clerk September 21, 28, October 5, 2017

NOTICE OF BULk SALE

Notice is hereby given by the undersigned that a public lien sale of the following described personal property will be held.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC LIEN SALE

The following units will be sold to satisfy liens against them at a public auction to be held on Friday, October September 21, 28, & October 5, 6, 2017 2017 Notice is hereby given to creditors of the within named seller that a bulk sale is about to be made of the assets described below. The names and business address of the Sellers are: CARLEE SCOTT and JARED SCOTT 3118 Main St. Ste. D, Morro Bay, CA 93442. The location in California of the chief executive office of the seller is: Same as Above As listed by the seller all other business names and addresses used by the seller within three years before the date such list was sent or delivered to the buyer are: NONE. The names and addresses of the Buyer are: Ananda and Chuck Nettnin 400 Surf Street, Morro Bay, CA 93442. The assets to be sold are described in general as: All of the stock in trade, merchandise, supplies, fixtures, equipment owner by the seller, goodwill and trade and are located at: 3118 Main St. Ste.D, Morro Bay, CA 93442. The business name used by the seller at that location is: THREE STACKS AND A ROCK BREWING COMPANY. The anticipated date of the bulk sale is September 20, 2017 at the location of sale THREE STACKS AND A ROCK BREWING COMPANY, located at 3118 Main St. Ste. D, Morro Bay, CA 93442. This bulk sale is subject to California Uniform Commercial Code Section 6106.2. The name and address of the person with who claims may be filed is Carlee Scott 3710 Gross Rd. Spc.11 Santa Cruz, CA 95062, and the last date for filing claims shall be September 19, 2017, which is the business day before the sale date specified above. Dated: September 11, 2017

Unit #151 - Mike Gardner. Small Santa Maria style bbq, lateral file cabinet, air compressor, wheel barrow, tool box, rocks, ice chest, dolly, conduit, large patio storage container, gardening tools. Unit #111 - Marilyn Michaels. Clock, vacuum, exercise equipment, 3 chairs, file cabinet, table saw, clothes, boxes of unknown contents. Unit #407 - Cheryl Flowers. Tanning bed, love seat, trunk, headboard & footboard, dolly, tool box, child’s rocking chair, boxes of unknown contents, hope chest, twin mattress. Unit #185 - Michael Parrent. Fire extinguishers, children’s toys, weight bench, car ramps, easy up, rug, wicker chairs. Unit #404 & #704 - Stephen Price. 404-Fire extinguisher, 2 flat screen TVs, metal book shelves, canvas’, guitar amp & speakers, drafting table, compressor. 704 - step ladder, carpets, chair, clothes, small vacuum, 2 metal wire racks, dolly, bolt cutters, many boxes of unknown contents. #434 - Steven Bates. Golf Clubs, sewing machine, boxes of unknown contents. #912 - John Reinhard. Pool table, bicycle, weight bench, rocking chair, end table, auto parts, boxes of misc. unknown contents.

September 21, 28, & October 5, 2017 Sealed bids will be accepted preceding a silent auction at 9:00am to NOTICE OF PETITION TO 12:00 noon, Friday, October 6, 2017, ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: at ABBY’S SELF STORAGE 50 ABBY ROAD, TEMPLETON , County of San ULF INGE ERENIUS Luis Obispo, State of California. Bond #0455718. Bids will be taken from 9 CASE NUMBER: 17PRAM to 12 NOON (owner has the right 0271 to refuse and all bids. Owner has the To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, right to bid.) Highest bidder will be contingent creditors, and persons notified by telephone by 1:00 PM who may otherwise be interested in the day of the auction. Cash or credit the will or estate, or both, of: ULF cards only. This is due and payable at INGE ERENIUS the time of removal, which must be A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been completed by 5:00 PM on the day of filed by: JOACHIM ERENIUS and CA- the auction. MILLA ERENIUS in the Superior Court of California, County of: San Luis September 21, 28, 2017 Obispo. THE PETITION FOR PROBATE reNOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S quests that: JOACHIM ERENIUS and SALE CAMILLA ERENIUS be appointed as personal representative to administer APN: 010-155-060 TS the estate of the decedent. NUMBER: 170518 THE PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED admitted to probate. The will and any OF TRUST DATED 07/21/2015. UNcodicils are available for examination LESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE in the file kept by the court. THE PETITION requests authority SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU to administer the estate under the NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NAIndependent Administration of Es- TURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST tates Act. (This authority will allow YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A the personal representative to take LAWYER. On October 11, 2017, at many actions without obtaining court 11:00 a.m., Mid Valley Services, Inc., approval. Before taking certain very a California corporation, as the duly important actions, however, the per- appointed Trustee under and pursusonal representative will be required ant to the Deed of Trust Recorded to give notice to interested persons on 07/29/2015 as Document No. unless they have waived notice or con- 2015038470 of official records in sented to the proposed action.) The the Office of the Recorder of San Luis independent administration authority Obispo County, California, executed will be granted unless an interested by DONALD L. BURGESS AND CATHY person files an objection to the peti- L. BURGESS, HUSBAND AND WIFE tion and shows good cause why the AS JOINT TENANTS, as Trustor, WILL court should not grant the authority. SELL AT PUBLIC AUCTION TO THE A HEARING on the petition will be HIGHEST BIDDER FOR CASH, CAheld in this court as follows: Date: SHIER’S CHECK/CASH EQUIVALENT November 21, 2017 Time: 9:00 A.M. or other form of payment authorized in Dept.: 9 Address of Court: Superior by 2924h(b), (Payable at time of sale Court of California, County of San Luis in lawful money of the United States) Obispo, 1035 Palm Street, Room In the breezeway at the entrance to 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. the County General Services Building IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the located at 1087 Santa Rosa Street, petition, you should appear at the San Luis Obispo, California 93408, hearing and state your objections or all right, title and interest conveyed to file written objections with the court and now held by it under said Deed before the hearing. Your appearance of Trust in the property situated in the may be in person or by your attorney. County of Stanislaus, State of CaliIF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contin- fornia, as more fully described in the gent creditor of the deceased, you above-referenced Deed of Trust. The must file your claim with the court and street address and other common mail a copy to the personal represen- designation, if any, of the real propertative appointed by the court within ty described above is purported to be: the later of either (1) four months from 198 MIRAMAR LANE, PISMO BEACH, the date of first issuance of Letters to CALIFORNIA 93449 The undersigned a general personal representative, as Trustee disclaims any liability for any defined in section 58(b) of the Cali- incorrectness of the street address fornia Probate Code, or (2) 60 days and other common designation, if from the date of mailing or personal any, shown herein. The property heredelivery to you of a notice under sectofore described is being sold “AS-IS”. tion 9052 of the California Probate The undersigned Trustee disclaims Code. Other California statutes and any liability for any incorrectness of legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult the street address and other common with an attorney knowledgeable in designation, if any, shown herein. Said sale will be made, but without covCalifornia law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the enant or warranty, expressed or imcourt. If you are a person interested in plied, regarding title, possession, or the estate, you may file with the court encumbrances, to pay the remaining a formal Request for Special Notice principal sum of the note(s) secured (form DE-154) of the filing of an inven- by said Deed of Trust, with interest tory and appraisal of estate assets or and late charges thereon, as provided of any petition or account as provided in said note(s), advances, if any, under

LegaL Notices the terms of the Deed of Trust, estimated fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee and of the trusts created by said Deed of Trust, to-wit: $177,991.05 (Estimated). Accrued interest and additional advances, if any, will increase this figure prior to sale. The beneficiary under said Deed of Trust has deposited all documents evidencing the obligations secured by the Deed of Trust and has declared all sums secured thereby immediately due and payable, and has caused a written Notice of Default and Election to Sell to be executed. The undersigned caused said Notice of Default and Election to Sell to be recorded in the county where the real property is located. NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call 916939-0772 or visit this Internet Web site www.nationwideposting.com, using the file number assigned to this case 170518. Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. Dated: September 11, 2017 MID VALLEY SERVICES, INC., a California corporation 7644 N. Palm Ave. Fresno, California 93711 By: Trina L. Root, Secretary MID VALLEY SERVICES, INC. MAY BE ACTING AS A DEBT COLLECTOR ATTEMPTING TO COLLECT A DEBT. ANY INFORMATION OBTAINED MAY BE USED FOR THAT PURPOSE. NPP0316114 To: NEW TIMES 09/21/2017, 09/28/2017, 10/05/2017

NOTICE SUMMONS NOTICE TO DEFENDANT: (AVISO AL DEMANDADO): BRIAN L. TILLISCH, AN INDIVIDUAL; AND DOES 1 THROUGH 20, INCLUSIVE YOU ARE BEING SUED BY PLAINTIFF: (LO ESTÁ DEMANDANDO EL DEMANDANTE): GOLDEN EAGLE FENDERAL CREDIT UNION, A FEDERALLY CHARTERED CREDIT UNION CASE NUMBER: 17LC0296

LegaL Notices Courts online Self-Help Center (www. courtinfo.ca.gov/selfhelp), or by contacting your local court or county bar association. NOTE: The court has a statutory lien for waived fees and costs on any settlement or arbitration award of $10,000 or more in a civil case. The court’s lien must be paid before the court will dismiss the case. ¡AVISO! Lo han demandado. Si no responde dentro de 30 dias, la corte puede decidir en su contra sin escuchar su version. Lea la informacion a continuacion. Tiene 30 DIAS CALENDARIOS despues de que le entreguen esta citacion y papeles legales para presentar una repuesta por escrito en esta corte y hacer que se entregue una copia al demandante. Una carta o una llamada telefonica no lo protegen. Su respuesta por escrito tiene que estar en formato legal correcto si desea que procesen su caso en la corte. Es posible que haya un formulario que usted puede usar para su respuesta. Puede encontrar estos formuleriors de la corte y mas informacion en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California (www.courtinfo.ca.gov/ selfhelp/espanol), en la biblioteca de leyes de su condado o en la corte que le quede mas cerca. Si no puede pagar la cuota de presentacion, pida al secretario de la corte que le de un formulario de exencion de pago de cuotas. Si no presenta su repuesta a tiempo, puede perder el caso por incumplimiento y la corte la podra quitar su sueldo, dinero y bienes sin mas advertencia. Hay otros requistas legales. Es recomendable que llame a un abogado inmediamente. Si no conoce a un abogado, puede llamar a un servicio de remision a abogados. Si no puede pagar a un abogado, es posible que cumpla con los requisitos para obtener servicios legales gratuitos de un programa de servicios legales sin fines de lucro. Puede encontrar estos grupos sin fines de lucro en el sitio web de California Legal Services, (www.lawhelpcalifornia.org), en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California, (www.sucorte.ca.gov) o poniendose en contacto con la corte o el colegio de abogados locales. AVISO: Por ley, la corte tiene derecho a reclamar ias cuotas y los costos exentos por imponer un gravamen sobre cualquier recuperacion de $10,000 o mas de valor recibida mediante un acuerdo ao una consesion de artitraje en un caso dce derecho civll. Tiene que pagar el gravamen de la corte antes de que la corte pueda desechar el caso. CASE NUMBER: 17LC-0296 The name and address of the court is: (El nombre y dirección de la corte es): SUPERIOR COURT OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA, COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO 1035 Palm Street, Room 385 San Luis Obispo, CA 93408 The name, address, and telephone number of plaintiff’s attorney, or plaintiff without an attorney, is: (El nombre, la dirección y el número de teléfono del abogado del demandante, o del demandante que no tiene abogado, es): Thomas J. Prenovost, Jr., SBN 77813 Karel Rocha, SBN 212413 Prenovost, Normandin, Bergh, & Dawe 2122 North Broadway, Suite 200, Santa Ana, CA 92706-2614 Date: 04-26-2017 By:. K. Martin /s/ Michael Powell, Deputy Clerk September 14, 21, 29, & October 5, 2017

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 17CV-0438

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Chance Siri and Jessica Estrada for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Eva LuNotice! You have been sued. The court cia Siri PROPOSED NAME: Leila Luzia may decide against you without your Estrada Siri being heard unless you respond in 30 days. Read the information below. THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons You have 30 CALENDAR DAYS af- interested in this matter appear beter this summons and legal papers fore this court at the hearing indicated are served on you to file a written below to show cause, if any, why the response at this court and have a petition for change of name should copy served on the plaintiff. A let- not be granted. Any person objectter or phone call will not protect ing to the name changes described you. Your written response must be above must file a written objection in proper legal form if you want the that includes the reasons for the obcourt to hear your case. There may jection at least two days before the be a court form that you can use for matter is scheduled to be heard and your response. You can find these must appear at the hearing to show court forms and more information at cause why the petition should not the California Courts Online Self-Help be granted. If no written objection is Center (www.courtinfo.ca.gov/selftimely filed, the court may grant the help), your county law library, or the petition without a hearing. courthouse nearest you. If you cannot pay the filing fee, ask the court clerk OF HEARING: Date: for a fee waiver form. If you do not NOTICE file your response on time, you may 10/04/2017, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 9 at the Superior Court of San Luis lose the case by default, and your wages, money and property may be Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, taken without further warning from San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be the court. There are other legal requirements. published at least once each week for You may want to call an attorney right four successive weeks prior to the away. If you do not know an attorney, date set for hearing on the petition you may want to call an attorney re- in the following newspaper of general ferral service. If you cannot afford an circulation, printed in this county: New attorney, you may be eligible for free Times legal services from a nonprofit legal services program. You can locate Date: September 5, 2017 these nonprofit groups at the Cali- /s/: Charles S. Crandall of the Supefornia Legal Services Web site (www. rior Court lawhelpcalifornia.org), the California Sept. 14, 21, 28 & Oct. 5 2017

LegaL Notices ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 17CV-0456

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Robert Bischoff for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Devon Nicholas Womack PROPOSED NAME: Devon Nicholas Bischoff THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

LegaL Notices ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 17CV-0495

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Sandra Diane Loflin-Duran for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Sandra Diane Loflin-Duran PROPOSED NAME: Sandra Diane Loflin

LegaL Notices STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME

NEW FILE NO. 2017-2286 OLD FILE NO. 2017-1000 COASTAL COMMERCIAL GROUP, 350 James Way, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 04-18-2017. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Howard Hess(350 James Way, Pismo Beach, CA 93449) and Craig Losee(962 Mill St, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business was conducted by a General Partnership./s/Howard Hess. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-212017. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By JF. Brown, Deputy Clerk. Sept. 28 & Oct. 5, 12, 19 2017

THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be SUMMONS NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: granted. If no written objection is (CITACION JUDICIAL) 10/05/2017, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. timely filed, the court may grant the CASE NUMBER (Número del Caso): 2 at the Superior Court of San Luis petition without a hearing. 16LCP-0250 Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. A copy NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: NOTICE TO DEFENDANT (AVISO AL of this Order to Show Cause shall be 10/26/2017, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. DEMANDADO): Jesse Patague, an individual published at least once each week 2 at the Superior Court of San Luis YOU ARE BEING SUED BY PLAINTIFF for four successive weeks prior to (LO ESTÁ DEMANDANDO EL DEMANthe date set for hearing on the peti- Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, DANTE): Wells Fargo Bank, N.A. tion in the following newspaper of San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. A copy NOTICE! You have been sued. The of this Order to Show Cause shall be general circulation, printed in this court may decide against you without published at least once each week your being heard unless you respond county: New Times for four successive weeks prior within 30 days. Read the information Date: August 25, 2017 to the date set for hearing on the below. /s/: Barry T. Labarbera of the Supe- petition in the following newspaper You have 30 CALENDAR DAYS afrior Court of general circulation, printed in this ter this summons and legal papers Sept. 7, 14, 21 & 28 2017 are served on you to file a written county: New Times

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 17CV-0458

To all interested persons: Petitioner: David Christopher Spiva for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: David Christopher Spiva PROPOSED NAME: David Christopher Callahan THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 10/11/2017, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 9 at the Superior Court of San Luis Obispo, 1050 Monterey St. San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times

Date: September 12, 2017 /s/: Barry T. Labarbera of the Superior Court Sept. 21, 28 & Oct. 5, 12 2017

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 17CV-0511

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Rachel Beth Borgquist for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Rachel Beth Borgquist PROPOSED NAME: Rachel Beth Million THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 11/01/2017, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. Date: August 25, 2017 /s/: Charles S. Crandall of the Supe- 9 at the Superior Court of San Luis rior Court Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, Sept. 7, 14, 21 & 28 2017 San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be ORDER TO SHOW published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior CAUSE FOR CHANGE to the date set for hearing on the OF NAME CASE petition in the following newspaper NUMBER: 17CV-0486 of general circulation, printed in this To all interested persons: county: New Times Petitioner: Aryan Patrick Sharif-Zadeh for a decree changing names as folDate: September 20, 2017 lows: PRESENT NAME: Aryan Patrick Sharif-Zadeh PROPOSED NAME: /s/:Charles S. Crandall of the Superior Court Aryan Patrick Sharif Sept. 28 & Oct. 5, 12, 19 2017 THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear STATEMENT OF before this court at the hearing indiABANDONMENT cated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name OF USE OF FICTITIOUS should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes deBUSINESS NAME scribed above must file a written obNEW FILE NO. 2017-2204 jection that includes the reasons for OLD FILE NO. 2012-2040 the objection at least two days before COOKIE CROCK WAREHOUSEthe matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to ARROYO GRANDE, 1221 E. Grand show cause why the petition should Ave. Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. not be granted. If no written objection San Luis Obispo County. The fictiis timely filed, the court may grant tious business name referred to the petition without a hearing. above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 08-31-2012. The followNOTICE OF HEARING: Date: ing person has abandoned the use 10/19/2017, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 2 at the Superior Court of San Luis of the fictitious business name: AlObispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, pine Colony Enterprises, Inc.(1240 San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. A copy Knollwood Dr. Cambria, CA 93428). of this Order to Show Cause shall be This business was conducted by a published at least once each week Corporation./s/Alpine Colony Enterfor four successive weeks prior to prises, Inc. Del Clegg, Jr. President. the date set for hearing on the peti- This statement was filed with the tion in the following newspaper of County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on general circulation, printed in this 09-11-2017. I hereby certify that county: New Times this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Date: September 5, 2017 /s/:Barry T. Labarbera of the Supe- Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By S. Bolden, Deputy Clerk. rior Court Sept. 14, 21, 28 & Oct. 5 2017 Sept. 28 & Oct. 5, 12, 19 2017

response at this court and have a copy served on the plaintiff. A letter or phone call will not protect you. Your written response must be in proper legal form if you want the court to hear your case. There may be a court form that you can use for your response. You can find these court forms and more information at the California Courts Online Self-Help Center (www.courtinfo.ca.gov/selfhelp), your county law library, or the courthouse nearest you. If you cannot pay the filing fee, ask the court clerk for a fee waiver form. If you do not file your response on time, you may lose the case by default, and your wages, money, and property may be taken without further warning from the court. There are other legal requirements. You may want to call an attorney right away. If you do not know an attorney, you may want to call an attorney referral service. If you cannot afford an attorney, you may be eligible for free legal services from a nonprofit legal services program. You can locate these nonprofit groups at the California Legal Services Web site (www. lawhelpcalifornia.org), the California Courts Online Self-Help Center (www. courtinfo.ca.gov/selfhelp), or by contacting your local court or county bar association. NOTE: The court has a statutory lien for waived fees and costs on any settlement or arbitration award of $10,000 or more in a civil case. The court’s lien must be paid before the court will dismiss the case. ¡AVISO! Lo han demandado. Si no responde dentro de 30 días, la corte puede decidir en su contra sin escuchar su versión. Lea la información a continuación. Tiene 30 DÍAS DE CALENDARIO después de que le entreguen esta citación y papeles legales para presentar una respuesta por escrito en esta corte y hacer que se entregue una copia al demandante. Una carta o una llamada telefónica no lo protegen. Su respuesta por escrito tiene que estar en formato legal correcto si desea que procesen su caso en la corte. Es posible que haya un formulario que usted pueda usar para su respuesta. Puede encontrar estos formularios de la corte y más información en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California (www.sucorte.ca.gov), en la biblioteca de leyes de su condado o en la corte que le quede más cerca. Si no puede pagar la cuota de presentación, pida al secretario de la corte que le dé un formulario de exención de pago de cuotas. Si no presenta su respuesta a tiempo, puede perder el caso por incumplimiento y la corte le podrá quitar su sueldo, dinero y bienes sin más advertencia. Hay otros requisitos legales. Es recomendable que llame a un abogado inmediatamente. Si no conoce a un abogado, puede llamar a un servicio de remisión a abogados. Si no puede pagar a un abogado, es posible que cumpla con los requisitos para obtener servicios legales gratuitos de un programa de servicios legales sin fines de lucro. Puede encontrar estos grupos sin fines de lucro en el sitio web de California Legal Services, (www.lawhelpcalifornia.org), en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California, (www.sucorte.ca.gov) o poniéndose en contacto con la corte o el colegio de abogados locales. AVISO: Por ley, la corte tiene derecho a reclamar las cuotas y los costos exentos por imponer un gravamen sobre cualquier recuperación de $10,000 ó más de valor recibida mediante un acuerdo o una concesión de arbitraje en un caso de derecho civil. Tiene que pagar el gravamen de la corte antes de que la corte pueda desechar el caso. The name and address of the court is

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LegaL Notices (El nombre y dirección de la corte es): Superior Court of CA, San Luis Obispo, 901 Park Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446 The name, address, and telephone number of plaintiff’s attorney, or plaintiff without an attorney, is (El nombre, la dirección y el número de teléfono del abogado del demandante, o del demandante que no tiene abogado, es): Jeffrey Mukai, SB #: 273338, Collection at Law, Inc., A.P.C., 3835 East Thousand Oaks Blvd, Suite R-349, Westlake Village, CA 91362 (818)716-7630 DATE (Fecha): 6/16/2016 by Janis Dumouchelle, Deputy (Adjunto) (SEAL) 9/7, 9/14, 9/21, 9/28/17 CNS-3045184# NEW TIMES

SUMMONS(FAMILy LAW) NOTICE TO RESPONDENT(NAME): CHRISTA LEE ORNDOFF yOU HAVE BEEN SUED. READ THE INFORMATION BELOW. PETITIONER’S NAME IS: LARRy PAUL ORNDOFF CASE NUMBER: BFL-17003489

You have 30 calendar days after this Summons and Petition are served on you to file a Response (form FL-120) at the court and have a copy served on the petitioner. A letter, phone call, or court appearance will not protect you. If you do not file your Response on time, the court may make orders affecting your marriage or domestic partnership, your property, and custody of your children. You may be ordered to pay support and attorney fees and costs. For legal advice, contact a lawyer immediately. Get help finding a lawyer at the California Courts Online Self-Help Center (www.courtinfo.ca.gov/selfhelp), at the California Legal Services Web site (www.lawhelpca.org), or by contacting your local county bar association. NOTICE-RESTRAINING ORDERS ARE ON PAGE 2: These restraining orders are effective against both spouses or domestic partners until the petition is dismissed, a judgment is entered, or the court makes further orders. They are enforceable anywhere in California by any law enforcement officer who has received or seen a copy of them. FEE WAIVER: If you cannot pay the filing fee, ask the clerk for a fee waiver form. The court may order you to pay back all or part of the fees and costs that the court waived for you or the other party. 1. The name and address of the court are: Superior Court of California 1215 Truxton Avenue Bakersfied, CA 93301 2. The name, address, and telephone number of the petitioner’s attorney, or petitioner without an attorney are: Typed by Divorce City 911 for Larry Paul Orndoff C/O 2200 El Portal, Unit 31 Bakersfield, CA 93309 661-230-6934 Date: August 3, 2017 /s/Terry McNally, Clerk, by /s/R. Torres, Deputy September 21, 28, October 5, & 12, 2017

Rob Brezsny’s Free Will Astrology Homework: Would I enjoy following you on Twitter or Tumblr? Send me links to your tweets or posts: truthrooster@gmail.com. ARIES (March 21-April 19): Conceptual artist Jonathon Keats likes to play along with the music of nature. On one occasion he collaborated with Mandeville Creek in Montana. He listened and studied the melodies that emanated from its flowing current. Then he moved around some of the underwater rocks, subtly changing the creek’s song. Your assignment, Aries, is to experiment with equally imaginative and exotic collaborations. The coming weeks will be a time when you can make beautiful music together with anyone or anything that tickles your imagination.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Some newspapers publish regular rectifications of the mistakes they’ve made in past editions. For example, the editors of the UK publication The Guardian once apologized to readers for a mistaken statement about Richard Wagner. They said that when the 19th-century German composer had trysts with his chambermaid, he did not in fact ask her to wear purple underpants, as previously reported. They were pink underpants. I tell you this, Taurus, as encouragement to engage in corrective meditations yourself. Before bedtime on the next 10 nights, scan the day’s events and identify any actions you might have done differently—perhaps with more integrity or focus or creativity. This will have a deeply tonic effect. You are in a phase of your astrological cycle when you’ll flourish as you make amendments and revisions.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): It’s high time to allow your yearnings to overflow ... to surrender to the vitalizing pleasures of nonrational joy ... to grant love the permission to bless you and confound you with its unruly truths. For inspiration, read this excerpt of a poem by Caitlyn Siehl. “My love is honey tongue. Thirsty love. My love is peach juice dripping down the neck. Too much sugar love. Sticky sweet, sticky sweat love. My love can’t ride a bike. My love walks everywhere. Wanders through the river. Feeds the fish, skips the stones. Barefoot love. My love stretches itself out on the grass, kisses a nectarine. My love is never waiting. My love is a traveler.”

CANCER (June 21-July 22): One of the oldest houses in Northern Europe is called the Knap of Howar. Built out of stone around 3,600 B.C., it faces the wild sea on Papa Westray, an island off the northern coast of Scotland. Although no one has lived there for 5,000 years, some of its stone furniture remains intact. Places like this will have a symbolic power for you in the coming weeks, Cancerian. They’ll tease your imagination and provoke worthwhile fantasies. Why? Because the past will be calling to you more than usual. The old days and old ways will have secrets to reveal and stories to teach. Listen with alert discernment.

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(July 23-Aug. 22): The United States has a bizarre system for electing its president. There’s nothing like it in any other democratic nation on earth. Every four years, the winning candidate needs only to win the electoral college, not the popular vote. So theoretically, it’s possible to garner just 23 percent of all votes actually cast, and yet still ascend to the most powerful political position in the world. For example, in two of the last five elections, the new chief of state has received significantly fewer votes than his main competitor. I suspect that you may soon benefit from a comparable anomaly, Leo. You’ll be able to claim victory on a technicality. Your effort may be “ugly,” yet good enough to succeed.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): I found this advertisement for a workshop: “You will learn to do the INCREDIBLE! Smash bricks with your bare hands! Walk on fiery coals unscathed! Leap safely off a roof! No broken bones! No cuts! No pain! Accomplish the impossible first! Then everything else will be a breeze!” I bring this to your attention, Virgo, not because I think you should sign up for this class or anything like it. I hope you

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LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Be realistic, Libra: Demand the impossible; expect inspiration; visualize yourself being able to express yourself more completely and vividly than you ever have before. Believe me when I tell you that you now have extra power to develop your sleeping potentials, and are capable of accomplishing feats that might seem like miracles. You are braver than you know, as sexy as you need to be, and wiser than you were two months ago. I am not exaggerating, nor am I flattering you. It’s time for you to start making your move to the next level.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In accordance with the astrological omens, I invite you to take extra good care of yourself during the next three weeks. Do whatever it takes to feel safe and protected and resilient. Ask for the support you need, and if the people whose help you solicit can’t or won’t give it to you, seek elsewhere. Provide your body with more than the usual amount of healthy food, deep sleep, tender touch, and enlivening movement. Go see a psychotherapist or counselor or good listener every single day if you want. And don’t you dare apologize or feel guilty for being such a connoisseur of self-respect and self-healing.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): A queen bee may keep mating until she gathers 70 million sperm from many different drones. When composing my horoscopes, I aim to cultivate a metaphorically comparable receptivity. Long ago I realized that all of creation is speaking to me all the time; I recognized that everyone I encounter is potentially a muse or teacher. If I hope to rustle up the oracles that are precisely suitable for your needs, I have to be alert to the possibility that they may arrive from unexpected directions and surprising sources. Can you handle being that open to influence, Sagittarius? Now is a favorable time to expand your capacity to be fertilized.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You’re approaching a rendezvous with prime time. Any minute now you could receive an invitation to live up to your hype or fulfill your promises to yourself—or both. This test is likely to involve an edgy challenge that is both fun and daunting, both liberating and exacting. It will have the potential to either steal a bit of your soul or else heal an ache in your soul. To ensure the healing occurs rather than the stealing, do your best to understand why the difficulty and the pleasure are both essential.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): In 1901, physician Duncan MacDougall carried out experiments that led him to conclude that the average human soul weighs 21 grams. Does his claim have any merit? That question is beyond my level of expertise. But if he was right, then I’m pretty sure your soul has bulked up to at least 42 grams in the past few weeks. The work you’ve been doing to refine and cultivate your inner state has been heroic. It’s like you’ve been ingesting a healthy version of soul-building steroids. Congrats!

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): There are enough authorities, experts, and know-it-alls out there trying to tell you what to think and do. In accordance with current astrological factors, I urge you to utterly ignore them during the next two weeks. And do it gleefully, not angrily. Exult in the power that this declaration of independence gives you to trust your own assessments and heed your own intuitions. Furthermore, regard your rebellion as good practice for dealing with the little voices in your head that speak for those authorities, experts, and know-it-alls. Rise up and reject their shaming and criticism, too. Shield yourself from their fearful fantasies. ∆

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