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An elderly Paso Robles resident is stuck in the middle of a legal tug-of-war over his lotto fortune [10] BY CHRIS MCGUINNESS

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November 30 - December 7, 2017 VOLUME 32, NUMBER 19

Editor’s note

This week cover The ‘lotto curse’ affects a Paso jackpot winner ................................ 10

news Aiding the undocumented and homeless ...................................7

opinion Support public/private partnerships for recreation .................................. 12

arts GALLERY: NYC comes to SLOMA .......................................28 LITERATURE: The mermaid’s tale................................30

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eing a California Lottery winner isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Take 2011’s $78 million MEGA Millions jackpot winner, Charles Hairston. He is currently at the center of a legal dispute over who should be the conservator of his medical care and his finances. It pits family and friends GOLDEN against family and friends. Noticeably absent TICKET? Winning the from all the documents that have been filed lottery doesn’t in said case are any personal statements guarantee that money will solve from Hairston himself. Staff Writer Chris your problems. McGuinness lays out the details in this week’s cover story [10] . In this issue, you can also read about one man’s struggle to find permanent housing and the nonprofit that’s trying to help [7] ; how SLOMA is bringing New York City to you [28] ; an author’s whimsical focus on mermaids [30] ; and how one couple became queen and king of Paso’s cocktail scene [39].

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PG&E, SLO agencies challenge CPUC on Diablo Canyon shutdown plan PHOTO BY PETER JOHNSON

ast year, PG&E asked the California Public Utilities Commission (CPUC) to approve a $1.76 billion ratepayer-funded decommission of the Diablo Canyon nuclear power plant by 2025. On Nov. 8, to the dismay of PG&E and San Luis Obispo County officials, the CPUC announced plans to approve only $171.8 million for the shutdown—just 10 percent of what was applied for—nixing a $191.6 million proposed Diablo Canyon employee retention program, an $85 million settlement with SLO County agencies to mitigate the local impact of the closure, and $1.3 billion for investing in new energy procurement. The CPUC’s proposed decision sent PG&E, its labor unions, SLO officials, and some environmental groups into a tailspin. It raised alarms about a premature plant shutdown if too many Diablo workers exited before 2025 and increased concerns about the magnitude of the economic hit to local governments and businesses. Those groups made their concerns loud and clear at the CPUC headquarters in San Francisco on Nov. 28, where four commissioners heard more than three hours of oral arguments from 18 stakeholders involved in the shutdown. A final decision won’t be made until Dec. 14 or later. PG&E counsel William Manheim addressed the commission first and vouched for the CPUC to approve the $352.1 million employee retention program. The program includes three retention periods that would pay Diablo workers 25 percent above their base pay, contingent on their working for the length of the term. The CPUC tentatively approved only $160.5 million for the program, calling the entirety of the program “costly, inefficient, and not reasonable” for ratepayers. Manheim disagreed.

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“What would happen to the culture of the [CPUC] if everyone in this building was told they would lose their job in eight years, and that only four out of every 10 staffers were important enough to keep here?” Manheim told the commission. “Separating employees into ‘have’ and ‘have not’ categories like this would be exceptionally harmful FINAL ARGUMENTS On Nov. 28, PG&E and SLO County officials to the performance culture asked the California Public Utilities Commission to reconsider a tentative plan to approve only 10 percent of the requested funds to shut down at the plant. It’s not worth Diablo Canyon nuclear power plant. risking plant safety to save 16 cents per month on the services for the SLCUSD. “This loss will impact average customer bill.” schools, teachers, and staff, effective programs Officials representing SLO County, local and students, especially our most vulnerable cities, and the San Luis Coastal Unified School students. Having to implement this type of loss District (SLCUSD) also attended the hearing immediately would be devastating.” to request that the commission reconsider its Not all the stakeholders addressing the proposed rejection of $85 million in community commission on Nov. 28 were opposed to the mitigation funds. The settlement was negotiated between PG&E, CPUC’s tentative ruling. Among the groups in favor of most elements of the decision were SLO officials, and other stakeholders to address Mothers for Peace and the Office of Ratepayer the yearly loss of $22 million in taxes, $1 billion Advocates. in overall annual economic impact, and the “The proposed decision is accurate,” said Mila ongoing risks of storing spent nuclear fuel in Buckner, representing the Office of Ratepayer the county. The CPUC argued that ratepayers Advocates. “Ratepayers should not be saddled couldn’t legally fund the settlement, calling it, in with a $1.3 billion revenue increase.” essence, a substitute for tax revenue. Other high-profile environmental “It’s not simply a substitute [for tax revenue],” organizations expressed strong opposition to the said SLO City Attorney Christine Dietrick, who direction of the CPUC, especially with regard represented the coalition of local cities at the to its rejection of PG&E’s proposal to invest hearing. “We believe [the settlement] is fair and in clean energy procurement to replace Diablo reasonable to all involved, to the communities, Canyon’s production. The CPUC suggested to PG&E, to the ratepayers who benefit from that new energy investments should be part the burden that our community bears. … of the “Integrated Resource Plans,” a broader We’re talking about a closure process in which missteps can have catastrophic consequences for effort mandated by Senate Bill 350 to reduce greenhouse gas levels and expand renewable our community. It is of utmost importance to us portfolios. that the joint proposal be approved.” Well-known figures such as Natural Of the settlement, $10 million would go to Resources Defense Council attorney Ralph SLCUSD to start an educational foundation, Cavanagh and David Freeman of Friends and $10 million would be set aside for an of the Earth spoke at the hearing to ask the economic recovery plan. The remaining $65 commission to reconsider its decision. million would be distributed to agencies “[Diablo Canyon] goes down, and those across SLO County impacted by the closure old gas plants will kick in and they will emit proportional to the amount of tax revenue lost. The settlement would be paid out gradually over greenhouse gases, and lots of them,” Freeman said. “You need to render a decision that the nine-year closure period. reiterates your commitment to addressing “I ask that you picture the students standing climate change.” ∆ here, because I do,” said Kim McGrath, —Peter Johnson assistant superintendent of educational

Trial begins for LA-area officer accused of abuse at Camp SLO

The trial of a Huntington Park police officer accused of abusing children at a disciplinary youth boot camp in 2015 began in SLO County Superior Court this week. Jury selection for the trial of Marissa Elizabeth Larios, 36, began on Nov. 27. Larios faces three misdemeanor charges in connection with her role at the Leadership Empowerment

and Discipline (LEAD) boot camp, a program for at-risk youth run by the Huntington Park and South Gate police departments for children ages 11 through 17 and held at Camp San Luis Obispo between May 17 and 24. According to SLO County prosecutors, Larios allegedly participated in the physical abuse of some of the participants in the program along with South Gate Police Department officers Edgar Yovany Gomez, 35, and Carlos Manuel NEWS continued page 6

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Gomez-Marquez, 32. According to court documents filed in the case, Larios allegedly choked and hit a female cadet under her supervision and placed another in handcuffs for lengthy periods of time. None of the alleged victims were from San Luis Obispo County, according to investigators. Larios is the only one of the three officers to take her case to a jury trial. In August, Gomez and Gomez-Marquez, who are brothers, were sentenced to 60 days in county jail and four years probation after pleading no contest to some of the charges against them. The brothers were accused by multiple victims of various abuses, including punching the children repeatedly, stomping on their hands, and locking them in a dark closet when they broke the rules. “The case against Ms. Larios is weak by comparison, because there is ample evidence to show uses of force she allegedly employed were both within policy and completely justified,” Larios’ attorney wrote in a December 2016 motion to sever Larios’ case from the brothers. The trial is expected to take about two weeks. —Chris McGuinness

Supes set limits on marijuana industry in new county ordinance

San Luis Obispo County will be home to a maximum of 141 legal marijuana grows bigger than six plants next year, under a new land-use ordinance that will only allow cultivators who successfully registered with the county last year to apply for growing permits in 2018. After many months of discussion and rule tweaks, the SLO County Board of Supervisors adopted a cannabis ordinance at a special all-day hearing on Nov. 27. The final vote was 3-2, with 3rd District Supervisor Adam Hill and 2nd District Supervisor Bruce Gibson dissenting. “I look at it as a starting point. This is a slow rollout,” said 1st District Supervisor and board chair John Peschong, who voted in favor of the ordinance. Under the rules, the eligible cultivators will be able to grow on specifically zoned property at certain acreages with setback requirements. Additionally, personal and caregiver grows are banned outdoors and

VIEWER DISCRETION can’t exceed six plants total. All storefront dispensaries are banned, and cannabis manufacturing is allowed but limited to using non-volatile substances. Delivery services are allowed under the ordinance. Successful pot growers will need to find at least a 10-acre site zoned agricultural, a 20-acre site zoned residential rural, or a 50-acre site zoned rural lands before applying for a cultivation permit. Industry hopefuls especially criticized the 50-acre rural lands requirement. Land-use consultant Jamie Kirk told the board it could put several registered growers in the county out of business. “I’ve looked at it, and these are small family farms, the ones we’ve talked about wanting to protect,” Kirk said. “The unintended consequence of the blanket restriction is it’s going marginalize these operators.” The board voted to keep the limit. Supervisors squabbled over the ordinance at length, with Hill and Gibson harshly critical of an ordinance that was largely shaped by Supervisor Peschong, 5th District Supervisor Debbie Arnold, and 4th District Supervisor Lynn Compton. “You’re telling all the small growers, ‘See ya,’” Hill said of the rules. “We’re killing them before they even get a chance to compete.” Hill added that the county was “picking winners and losers” with the regulations. Compton, who said she’s received many complaints about cannabis farm smells in her district, countered Hill, saying “we do that with every land-use designation we make.” “In every aspect, we’re picking winners and losers,” Compton said. “I have to look at what conditions the citizens that elected me to office want and don’t want.” —Peter Johnson

Third inmate this year dies in SLO County Jail

Amid an FBI investigation into recent deaths at the SLO County Jail, the SLO County Sheriff ’s Office announced that another inmate died in custody Nov. 27. Sheriff’s officials said that the inmate, 62-year-old Russell Alan Hammer, died of massive pulmonary embolism likely caused by deep vein thrombosis, according to preliminary autopsy results. Hammer’s death marks the third inmate death at the jail this year, and the 12th death since 2012.

According to a press release from the Sheriff’s Office, the incident began after Hammer told a correctional deputy that he wasn’t feeling well. Medical staff arrived and spoke with Hammer, who was alert and conscious at the time, before placing him in a wheelchair and taking him to the jail’s medical clinic and calling for an ambulance. “He told the staff he was not feeling well, and jail staff immediately sought medical treatment for him,” Sheriff ’s spokesman Tony Cipolla wrote in an email response to questions from New Times. Hammer lost consciousness as he was being wheeled to the clinic. Despite correctional deputies, medical staff, and later paramedics attempting life-saving measures, Hammer died shortly after 3:05 p.m. According to court records, Hammer was in custody on charges of domestic violence and assault with a deadly weapon after Morro Bay police arrested him Nov. 6 for allegedly attacking his wife with butcher knife. Those same court records showed that, at the time of his death, Hammer was undergoing a courtordered mental health evaluation. Hammer’s death comes as the SLO County Sheriff’s Department and the SLO County Health Agency face public criticism and scrutiny over a recent spate of deaths at the jail this year. Those include the high-profile death of mentally ill inmate Andrew Holland, who died of a blood clot after being placed in a restraint chair for 46 hours in January. Holland’s death, which resulted in the county paying out a $5 million settlement to his surviving family, was followed by the death of another inmate, Kevin Lee McLaughlin, who died of a heart attack in April. In the wake of Holland’s and McLaughlin’s deaths, the FBI began a civil rights investigation of the jail. A spokeswoman for the FBI’s Los Angeles field office said the investigation remains

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active and ongoing. In the meantime, both the Sheriff’s Office and the county Health Agency rolled out a series of procedural changes that they claimed would improve medical and mental health care for inmates at the jail. Just hours before Hammer’s death, SLO County announced that Health Agency Director Jeff Hamm would resign from his position in April. According to a press release from the county, there will be a nationwide search for someone who could “continue addressing our community’s challenging health system problems and concerns, including the mental health treatment of county jail inmates, the growing statewide mental health crisis and its effects on our community, and upcoming changes to the county’s animal shelter and services.” “Our community is facing a growing number of health care system challenges, and I agree with the board that the Health Agency needs a fresh perspective to address them,” Hamm said in a written statement. Sheriff’s officials said that the official cause of Hammer’s death is still under investigation pending the results of the autopsy and toxicology reports. They do not suspect that foul play, alcohol, or drugs were a factor in his death. Δ —Chris McGuinness

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housing for an individual with a medical illness for a short time period. Generally, the person’s doctor’s notice dictates how long that period will be. The current president of the organization, Kevin Mikelonis, said that the program’s budget can only help for a specific time period. “The doctor will typically put a span of time that it’s going to take to deal with the malady that the person is facing. Sometimes, it’s a couple of days and sometimes it’s 360 days,” Mikelonis said. Transitional Food and Shelter offers another solution to temporary housing rather than putting someone in a homeless shelter, which often closes during the day and only provides overnight shelter. He said the program is hopefully a bridge to both permanent housing and a full recovery. When someone is deemed medically fragile, as Mikelonis put it, that person needs around the clock bed rest. “If you need to get off the street to get over your broken leg or get over the surgery you had, the chances of doing that when you have to get up in the morning and go find somewhere else to go, it’s not really going to work out,” he said. Mikelonis said that the organization currently houses individuals with motel rooms and six leased apartments. The nonprofit is made up of volunteers (except for Reeder, who is paid for his casework) with a $175,000 annual budget. That money is used to pay for temporary housing and certain medical expenses. For the organization, it costs less to house an individual in a leased apartment than a motel room. Prices of the motel room could rise during the peak summer season or especially during the Mid-State Fair in Paso Robles. The organization primarily runs

on private donations and grants, but Mikelonis said that it isn’t the money that bars them from helping more individuals—it’s the lack of space. “There’s no shortage of bedrooms in this county. A lot of them are full of collected consumer goods,” he said. He sees the future as being one where people open their homes to strangers, a concept that not everyone is OK with. Makelonis commends the work of HomeShareSLO—a local nonprofit that aids seniors in finding roommates. Both the homeowner and the renter go through a screening process to find compatibility, and a housing situation is set up. The obstacles to finding housing for people present much of the difficulty in getting people out of the Transitional Food and Shelter program. Reeder, the recuperative coach, said that it’s challenging to get people out of the temporary housing the program has placed them in because they believe they’ve found their home. “The second biggest difficulty we face is people who aren’t as motivated as they need to be in order to find that housing because it’s very difficult,” he said. Lou has been in the Transitional Food and Shelter program for a year. Reeder is working hard to keep him in the program, to keep him temporarily housed. The two have tried to find a solution, but at the moment his lack of documentation is preventing him from finding a permanent place to stay. When asked what he would say to someone who could give him a place to stay, Lou said, “Oh, well I’d get up and kiss his feet.” ∆ Staff Writer Karen Garcia can be reached at kgarcia@newtimesslo.com.

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Lighting up memories N ovember and December are months that are filled with grocery lists for holiday dinners and department store shopping for gifts. But once you have a moment to sit down, you can take the time to remember a loved one who died years ago or was recently lost. Gracie Rey, events and outreach communications director for Hospice of San Luis Obispo County, said it’s not that people stop thinking about their loved ones, but sometimes there isn’t a time to pause and think about them during the busy holiday season. Hospice of San Luis Obispo County is coming up on its 33rd annual Light up a Life event where the community can really take that time out of their day to reflect on a family member or friend they have lost. “It reminds people to take a day to honor someone in between Thanksgiving and Christmas, before it gets too busy,” Rey said. The local nonprofit has organized eight ceremonies throughout the county—in Pismo Beach, Nipomo, San Luis Obispo, Morro Bay, Arroyo Grande, Atascadero, and Paso Robles. The ceremonies are being held Dec. 3 through 8, and Rey said that the different locations will lend to different experiences. In Pismo Beach the ceremony will be

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All that glitters Family and friends take sides in the legal battle over a local lotto winner’s life and finances BY CHRIS MCGUINNESS • PHOTOS BY JAYSON MELLOM

anice Watson was entering the Albertsons in Paso Robles to run a routine errand on Nov. 3, 2011, when an old man approached her and whispered that he had something to tell her. His name was Charles Hairston. The then 82-year-old Army veteran was a familiar face for Watson. She’d known him for many years, running into him around town at the post office or convenience stores. Watson said Hairston knew her father, and the two often sat outside Cregor’s Liquor and Deli talking about their military service, politics, and sports. But that day, the conversation with Hairston was far from ordinary, according to a written declaration signed by Watson and submitted to SLO County Superior Court in November. “I won the 78-million-dollar lottery baby!” Hairston reportedly told Watson at the time. “I’m serious as a heart attack.” Before they parted, Watson said she asked Hairston what he planned to do with all the money he’d just won. “He said he was going to go to Vegas, buy an Escalade, take care of his son Eddie, and just keep on living,” Watson wrote. Less than five years later Watson stood outside a modest-looking home on Shadow Creek Drive. The entrance was blocked by a security gate. Watson said she looked into a security camera as she rang the bell multiple times. “There was no answer, but I saw movement in the residence, and a glimpse of a body through the blinds,” Watson stated. Watson isn’t alone. Several people who said they were close friends of Hairston’s claim they’ve had similar experiences, saying they’ve been turned away or cut off from contact with the man they describe as friendly and generous. They lay the blame at the feet of an unlicensed caregiver who currently has power of attorney over Hairston’s medical care and finances, claiming she has isolated and taken advantage of the now 88-year-old multi-millionaire—buying a home, cars, and other luxuries for herself and her family. But she and others claim that those friends and family were excised from Hairston’s life for attempting to exploit his wealth and generosity for their own financial gain. Today, Hairston is stuck at the center of a legal tug-of-war between the two groups. The man who claims to be his son is asking the court system to award control of Hairston’s medical care and finances, including his lottery winnings, either to himself or a third party. Yet, through all the accusations, acrimony, and drama that are playing out in San Luis Obispo County Superior Court, the figure at the center of it all has remained utterly silent.

Isolated

Much of what is known about Hairston’s life before his big win comes from a short press release issued by the California Lottery. It stated that Hairston was a retired welder who served in the Army during the Korean War. He’d been playing the lottery since 1985. Hairston

was quoted as saying that winning the MEGA Millions jack pot was “pretty nice” and that he stayed home and “took it easy” on the night he found out he won. According to a written declaration from Paso Robles resident Ronald Simon that was submitted as part of the legal case, Hairston was far more enthusiastic when he relayed the news to him over the phone. “I told you I was going to hit it,” Hairston reportedly told him. At first, Simon said he wasn’t surprised. Hairston enjoyed gambling and would spend hundreds of dollars buying whole rolls of Scratchers tickets or playing games at a casino in Lemoore. “I thought he was being overly enthusiastic … at that point he told me he had won $78 million,” Simon said. “After taking a second to calm myself, I told Chuck not to tell anyone.” Simon said he’d known Hairston since 2004. Even after the win, Simon continued to hang out every week with Hairston, who would usually enjoy a cocktail of Cutty Sark Scotch whisky blended with milk. But Simon said that in the years that followed, Hairston’s health and faculties began to deteriorate. In June of 2014, Simon said he got a panicked call from Hairston who asked to be taken to the ER. He arrived to find Hairston in khaki pants, socks, and no shirt. Simon said he drove Hairston to a Veterans Affairs Hospital in Fresno. “The doctors there said he was dehydrated,” Simon said. In another written declaration, Hairston’s former neighbor, Melynda Weide, said she saw Hairston’s home become cluttered and dirty as his health continued to worsen. In the spring of 2014, Weide said her husband, Kurt, was in their backyard when he heard Hairston calling for help within his home. Hairston’s doors were locked, so Weide said her husband had to break a window to get in the home. Once inside, he found Hairston half-naked on the floor. “After helping Chuck get up and [helping] dress him, Kurt found that Chuck had been laying there all night,” Weide said. Watson noted similar experiences during the same time period, when she says Hairston would often call on her and her husband to come over to his home to help him with domestic tasks or to watch hours of WWE professional wrestling, which he ordered via Pay-Per-View. Watson said the home would frequently be dirty, with dishes in the sink and smelling of garbage (mostly fast food wrappers) that hadn’t been taken out. The situation was all the more baffling for Watson, Simon, and Weide because Hairston already had someone who was supposedly looking after him. Beginning in 2012, Hairston enlisted a woman named Tiffany Borba, who he reportedly met at the now-defunct Scolari’s supermarket, to be his caregiver. When he was introduced to her in May of that year, Simon knew little about the woman, who didn’t have formal training or licensure as a nurse or home health aid in the state of California. “ … Chuck told me she was going to take

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WINNING BIG Paso Robles resident Charles Hairston purchased his winning lotto ticket at this convenience store in 2011. Six years later, Hairston is wrapped up in a legal battle to determine who will be in charge of his care and finances.

care of him from then on,” Simon said. In the written statement, Simon questioned Borba’s commitment to caring for his longtime friend, claiming that Hairston’s medication prescriptions would routinely go unfilled, that he’d be left without food, and that she would ignore his phone calls to her when he needed help. The Watsons and Weide made similar comments in their written declarations. “It appeared to me that [Hairston] was no longer able to manage his affairs, and that Tiffany was doing a terrible job, if indeed that’s what she was supposed to be doing, and taking advantage of him,” Watson wrote. Despite their protests, Hairston stuck with Borba, and she became a beneficiary of his generosity. Legal records showed that he gifted Borba a $819,000 home in Paso in March of 2015. At the same time he also purchased a Shadow Creek home for himself for $409,000. In 2016, he bought Borba a Porsche Cayman. In a written declaration, Watson’s husband, Lonnie, included photos from outside Borba’s home showing the driveway and adjoining sidewalk packed with vehicles, including three Ford Mustangs and an Explorer XLT with license plates like “BORBAGT” and “ICYUMAD.” In December 2015, documents showed that Hairston signed over power of attorney for both his finances and medical care to Borba, giving her the power to control both his money and his well-being. “It is obvious that Borba is using her alleged power of attorney status, taking advantage of the fact that Chuck has dementia/Alzheimer’s disease, and had manipulated him to gain access to his money and alienate his friends,” Lonnie wrote in his declaration. According to Simon, Weide, and the Watsons, Borba not only took control of Hairston’s care and finances, but also began to isolate him from them, pushing them out of his life. Weide said she stopped by Hairston’s new home to visit him shortly after his move, only to find that the entrance was gated off. After that, she stopped trying to see him in person. She tried to call him, but the number had been changed. Watson said she had a similar experience, as did Simon, who said he called Hairston in March of 2015 and was asked to leave a message with one of Hairston’s caregivers. “Tiffany called me back and told me Chuck never wanted to see me or hear me again, because I ‘intimidated’ him,” Simon wrote. “I never spoke to Chuck again.” It wasn’t just old friends that Borba was allegedly shutting out of Hairston’s life.

Eddie Hairston, Hairston’s nephew, said the last time he spoke with Hairston was in November 2015. Eddie blames Borba for “completely shutting” him off from his uncle, even sending him a legal cease and desist letter in December of the same year. According to Eddie’s written declaration, he’s not Hairston’s nephew but his biological son. He claimed that Hairston told him this later in his life, and declarations from Watson, Simon, and even the woman who sold Hairston the winning ticket all stated that, at one time or another, Hairston had mentioned that Eddie was his son. In his declaration, Eddie said he attempted to have a private investigator test his DNA to confirm the paternity, but the investigator turned out to be a scam artist. Disturbed by his alleged father’s failing health and Borba’s increasing control over his life, Eddie filed for conservatorship over Hairston, his medical care, and his money in November 2017. “This gradual isolation is why I wanted to be appointed conservator, because I believe Chuck is no longer able to stand up for himself to Tiffany Borba, and she is isolating him from his friends and family in an attempt to have exclusive access to his money,” Eddie wrote. The Wastons, the Weides, and Simon, appeared to back Eddie’s efforts, all filing declarations in support of his legal bid. “I am supporting Eddie in his attempt for conservatorship, because I just want to talk to my old friend again and either spend time with him, or figure out if he actually wants not to talk to me any longer,” Simon wrote. But while Simon, Eddie, and others claim that Hairston is being isolated against his will and manipulated by Borba, there is always another side to a story. There’s certainly one in this case; a side that calls into question all the worried, well meaning motives of the people attempting to wrest control of Hairston’s life and fortune from Borba.

The other side of the story

After his big lottery win, Hairston wasn’t stingy with his money. That generosity was extended not only to Borba, but to several of his family and friends, according to Ronald Chaisson, an officer with Rabobank in charge of managing Hairston’s trust. “In my review of the file, I see that [Hairston] has made regular annual gifts within the exclusion amount to as many as 15 people per year since 2011,” Chaisson stated in his written declaration to the court. Chaisson said that included paying off Eddie’s mortgage at an estimated price tag of $358,000.

Alleged arguments over gifts to Eddie and his wife were at the center of Borba’s defense against the accusations leveled at her. According to her written declaration, Borba said that Hairston gave generously to Eddie and his wife, with numerous cash gifts of $5,000 to $10,000 each, even paying for airfare and car rental when the couple would fly out from Colorado to visit him. Borba alleged that the two received gifts in excess of half a million dollars. Still, Borba said that Eddie’s all-expenses paid visits to Hairston often ended in arguments and Eddie leaving days ahead of schedule. The tension came to a head during one visit in November 2015. Borba claims that Hairston became upset after Eddie and his wife asked for $1 million. When Hairston turned them down, stating that $500,000 was more appropriate, Borba said the pair became upset. “The visit ultimately ended with Charles asking them to leave, with Eddie’s wife losing control, screaming at Charles, and saying extremely disrespectful things,” she wrote. “A few hours later they left, but not before Eddie’s wife threatened me and called Charles ‘an old fool.’” Borba said the confrontation solidified concerns Hairston had been having about Eddie for months. Less than a month after the alleged argument, Hairston went to his lawyers and revoked Eddie’s authority as agent under his power of attorney, signing it over to Borba instead. He said he no longer felt confortable with Eddie handling his affairs. Paul Clark, the attorney who helped Hairston set up the trust to manage his winnings, said Hairston made similar comments in his presence. “I was informed by Mr. Hairston that after having won the lottery, he did pay off substantial debts on Eddie’s behalf and made other gifts to him,” Clark wrote. “Toward the end of my representation, Mr. Hairston expressed suspicion towards Eddie and his wife regarding their motivations.” In fact, Chaisson claimed that the gate and security camera that now adorn Hairston’s home were put up because of his distrust of Eddie. “In regard to the gate, Mr. Hairston advised trust officer Rhonda Garris that he wanted the gate installed to keep Eddie out,” Chaisson said. Clark and other individuals who wrote declarations in favor of Borba raised doubts about Eddie’s claims that he was Hairston’s son. Clark’s declaration stated that he never heard the man refer to Eddie as anything other than his nephew. Another one of Hairston’s nephews, Kevin Wright, filed a written declaration

in support of Borba, claiming that he’d never been prevented from visiting his uncle and accusing Eddie of going behind the Hairston family’s back by pursuing the conservatorship. “No family members support his actions,” Wright wrote. According to Borba’s version of events, Eddie wasn’t the only person Hairston had grown suspicious of since his big win. Take Simon, the longtime friend who claimed Borba shut him out of Hairston’s life with little explanation. Borba claimed that Hairston grew suspicious of Simon after the two returned from a casino trip, and Hairston discovered that he was missing $20,000 in cash from a bag he’d brought. Borba said that it was also Hairston’s decision to shut out other friends like the Watsons. She said he believed they were acting as “affiliates” or “surrogates” for Eddie, and were attempting to get Hairston to change his mind about his nephew. The security gate, the camera, limiting contact with visitors: Borba said it was all done at Hairston’s behest. “Charles was uncomfortable with the high volume of people who would just drop in unannounced, and was concerned about security because so many people knew of his wealth,” Borba wrote. “Charles wanted control over those who would visit him, as there were too many people more interested in his money than him personally.” In her declaration, Borba pushed back on claims that Hairston wasn’t being properly cared for. She stated that she’s arranged for his home care on a clinical level. That care plan includes care by licensed vocational nurses (LVN) and certified nursing assistants (CNA) who provide support and care 24 hours a day. “There is nothing Mr. Hairston lacks for in his care,” Rosalyn Myers, a private LVN who works with Hairston, said in her written declaration to the court. Borba also denied allegations that she mistreated Hairston, stating that she never coerced, abused, or even raised her voice to him. William Dwyer, a man who says he’s been friends with Hairston since 1990, backed Borba up in his declaration, stating that he’s never been denied access to Hairston or seen Borba mistreat him. “Charles has told me personally that Tiffany Borba ‘is the best thing that ever happened to me,’” Dwyer wrote. But a court filing by Eddie’s lawyer, Atascadero-based Attorney Glen Lewis, cast doubt on the individuals supporting Borba’s claims, arguing that they either received gifts from Hairston or are essentially working for Borba, who

KEEP OUT A fence and security camera adorn the modest Paso Robles home of 88-year-old Charles Hairston. Some of Hairston’s friends allege that he’s been isolated by his current caregiver, who they say is taking advantage of him for his money.

LAP OF LUXURY Multimillionaire lotto winner Charles Hairston gifted this $819,000 home and a 2016 Porsche to Tiffany Borba, an unlicensed caregiver who now has power of attorney over his finances and medical care.

has power of attorney over Hairston’s finances. In his court filing, Lewis also pointed out one glaring omission from the declarations submitted by Borba and those who sided with her. “ … Charles Hairston is not speaking on his own behalf,” Lewis wrote. “His declaration is noticeably absent.”

Failing health?

As the two sides continue to duke it out in court filings, Hairston’s own thoughts on the allegations remain absent from the record, as does any concrete determination of his physical and mental state. John Ronca, an independent attorney appointed by the court to represent Hairston in the conservatorship case, did not respond to request for comment from New Times. As with most of the other facts in his case, Hairston’s exact state depends on whom you ask and which side they’ve taken in the case. Dwyer, who wrote an Oct. 5 declaration in support of Borba, said he visits Hairston “every week or two” and claimed that even though Hairston’s physical condition had declined to the point where he was bedridden, he could still converse with visitors. “There are times he may drift off, but his comments demonstrate that he is tracking what I am talking to him about,” Dwyer wrote. Rabobank trust officer Chaisson wrote that he last visited Hairston Sept. 25. Hairston, Borba, nephew Kevin Wright and Hairston’s sister, Camilla Hairston, were all present. “Although I did not speak with Mr. Hairston, he was aware that we were present and he called out to his sister and Mrs. Borba,” Chaisson wrote. Lewis’ court filing cast doubt on those claims, including a snippet from a confidential memorandum of a home interview with Hairston conducted by Melanie Phillips, who interviewed him as a probate investigator appointed by the courts. “[For] instance, Mr. Hairston believes it’s the year 1990 … [Phillips] was unable to hold a coherent conversation with the proposed conservative [Hairston],” the memo reportedly stated. Lewis argued that while Eddie might not be an optimal choice for conservator, the court should still appoint an independent party to oversee Hairston’s care and finances. “However, what is clearly established is that the family and friends of Charles Hairston have continuing incentive to misstate the competency and health of Charles Hairston, control what he says,

and otherwise manipulate him to their benefit,” he wrote.

The ‘lottery curse’

While both sides wait for the court to determine the fate of Hairston and his fortune, he joins a growing list of bigmoney lottery winners whose massive windfalls created personal problems, feuding, and turmoil. It’s colloquially referred to as a curse. Victims include William Post III, who won $16 million from the Pennsylvania Lottery in 1988. His troubles included six divorces, lawsuits, a bankruptcy, and even his brother reportedly trying to hire a contract killer to murder Post and his sixth wife. Post died alone and nearly penniless in 2006. West Virginia businessman Jack Whittaker won a staggering multistate $315 million Powerball jackpot in 2002. While he tried to put the money to good use, donating millions to build churches and even setting up a nonprofit foundation, he was still flooded with requests for money and favors after his highly publicized win. His granddaughter was later found dead under mysterious circumstances after her boyfriend died of a drug overdose. Whittaker’s marriage ended and his company was deluged with multiple frivolous lawsuits. “Since I won the lottery, I think there is no control for greed,” Whittaker told members of the press in an October interview. “I think if you have something, there’s always someone else who wants it. I wish I’d torn that ticket up.” Whether Hairston knew about these specific cautionary tales of lottery jackpots turning dreams into nightmares remains unknown, but the record indicates that he was at least concerned about the possibility shortly after his win. “Charles was uneasy about having his photo published in regard to his big win, because he was concerned about people seeking him out for his money,” Dwyer wrote about his friend. “And he did have strangers approach him with various schemes and requests. He was a bit depressed by all the people circling around him looking for money.” Sadly, the conflict swirling around the reclusive Hairston’s post-lotto life wasn’t caused by shady strangers looking to bilk him out of his fortune, but from those closest to him. It’s a fact he reportedly lamented once to Borba, stating that, “Your own people can be your worst enemies.” ∆ Staff Writer Chris McGuinness can be reached at cmcguinness@newtimesslo. com, or on Twitter at @CWMcGuinness.

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f you’ve driven south on Higuera out of San Luis Obispo recently, you have undoubtedly seen the major construction underway at the Octagon Barn Center. It’s been hard to miss the roadwork that is widening Higuera for safer travel and creating a left turn lane into the barn site. The earthmovers working behind the barn also give away the fact that big changes are just around the corner. The bulk of the current construction is being managed by San Luis Obispo County as part of its partnership with The Land Conservancy of San Luis Obispo County (LCSLO), a local nonprofit. That partnership grew out of the fact that this historic 1906 dairy barn sits on the path of the future Bob Jones City-to-theSea Trail. Several years ago, county Parks and Recreation entered into an agreement with the Land Conservancy to develop a much-needed staging area for the Bob Jones Trail adjacent to the Octagon Barn. That parking lot and amenities will serve both trail users and visitors to the barn center. It is a partnership that saves county parks the huge expense of purchasing another site for parking while allowing LCSLO to focus its resources on other site improvements. Those improvements will result in a community events center that will

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host a wide range of activities like weddings, films, small concerts, farmers’ markets, and educational programs. It will also include a community room for public meetings and workshops. This site, which literally bridges town and country, will provide a perfect backdrop to share with new generations the importance of agriculture to our community and our world. The public/private partnership model making this project feasible has become more common these days. In some cases, this is the only way significant recreational projects can move forward. The Land Conservancy took a similar

far fewer new park projects are being undertaken, while demand is growing. The result has been an increase of non-governmental groups like LCSLO stepping into the breach to help provide needed community-serving recreational sites while preserving environmentally sensitive and scenic areas from development. But even with nonprofits like The Land Conservancy working to acquire and protect special places to benefit the community, they cannot do it alone. At the Octagon Barn Center, our partnership with the county has infused the project with much-needed funds and project support. The city of San Luis Obispo has granted funds to help construct an additional building on the site to stage events ranging from farmers’ markets, to birthday parties, to educational lectures. Even small concerts will be possible at the

The public/private partnership model making this project feasible has become more common these days. In some cases, this is the only way significant recreational projects can move forward. lead in purchasing the Pismo Preserve. Such multi-million dollar projects used to be largely the business of public park agencies, but shrinking budgets for new development and a growing backlog of deferred maintenance of existing facilities have meant that

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new amphitheater attached to this new structure. Many local businesses have stepped up with in-kind services and family foundations have contributed funds to the effort. At this point, all known funding sources have been exhausted. That’s where you come in.

LCSLO is currently raising the final funds necessary to complete the Octagon Barn Center for an anticipated 2018 opening. That means that after years of work by countless volunteers and local businesses, we are just $400,000 short of our goal to complete this $5.5 million project. And now is a perfect opportunity for you to chip in to help the cause. Local supporters have pledged $200,000 to match any donations to the Octagon Barn. LCSLO is asking for our community to rise to the challenge by raising the final $200,000 needed to open the barn doors next year. If you have ever visited one of the many wonderful recreational sites in this county like Montaña de Oro, the Jack House, or Santa Margarita Lake, you may have wondered who made the choice to set aside these special places for public access. In their day, that was largely done by governmental agencies on behalf of the support of the community. Today, you have the chance to say “thank you” to those who came before you and to be a part of saving another special place for today and generations to come. You have a chance to “pay it forward” by joining your neighbors in donating to the final funding push for this historic icon. You can learn more about exactly what is being developed at the site by visiting octagonbarn.org. It’s easy to make your tax-deductible donation to LCSLO by visiting lcslo.org and following the “Ways to Give” link. Or COMMENTARY continued page 13

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you can call direct at (805) 544-9096. Be a part of this community’s future and give today. You’ll be glad you did. ∆ Pete Jenn is the former director of SLO County Parks and a member of the LCSLO Board of Trustees. Send comments through the editor at clanham@newtimesslo.com or write a letter for publication and email letters@ newtimesslo.com.

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Thoughtful reflection

I am having to ask myself if New Times giving Gary Wechter (“It’s OK to be a lefty,” Nov. 16) a forum was just a way to rile thinking individuals. Yes, I am familiar with free speech. I look to the media to present clear and welldefined issues. Wechter uses the term “lefty” as if it was something we all agree on and understand. This word is a myth, a myth that perpetuates a divisiveness that we need to get over in this culture. Does Wechter even attempt to support this term with a definition? No. This is just sloppy reporting on your part and slopping thinking on his part. I want to think better of the paper. Please raise the bar on issues by encouraging conversation, not just name-calling. Define terms; show some reflection and respect for all minds. Barbara Alward Morro Bay

Time to gang up on our county representatives

According to the recent New Times (“SLO reps to lobby for Diablo Canyon settlement at CPUC hearing,” Nov. 23), our “county representatives and elected officials” are ganging up to convince the California Public Utilities Commission to kick our county’s major employer out of town, thereby ridding our community of thousands of jobs and effectively banishing way more than a thousand families from a community that they have lived in and served for decades. Maybe it’s just me, but this seems not only stupid but profoundly unjust. It is not often one sees representatives working so assiduously against the interests of thousands of their constituents and the community as a whole. It seems to me that our community would be better served if these representatives and elective officials were the ones run out of town, and the quicker the better. In fairness, these numbskulls are working on softening the economic blow to the community by proposing that an $85 million settlement be paid by someone. The only problem they are having is figuring out who to steal the $85 million from: the taxpayers, the ratepayers, maybe both, or better yet, PG&E as a penalty for being forced to shut down their Diablo operations. It is pretty much a waste of time. PG&E pays about $30 million annually in property and sales taxes, and over a period of a 20-year extension this would amount to some $600 million in tax revenue, not to mention many billions in indirect economic benefits. Subtracting the $85 million “settlement” still leaves

more than half a billion dollars lost to the community over a 20-year period, and our schools will be particularly hard hit. It is no secret who will have to pay for this shortfall … local taxpayers of course. The proposed “settlement” is a complete joke; a mere scheme intended to allow the responsible officials and deluded groups like Mothers for Peace to convince themselves and others that their efforts will not cause disastrous social and financial consequences to our community. It is clear that the best thing we can do for our community and the future of our young people would be to identify these “county representatives and elected officials” and work together to remove them from office as swiftly as possible. Mark Henry San Luis Obispo

Save people from cellphones

I decided to take our dog Whitney for a walk after a five-hour drive from Grover Beach to the city of El Cerrito. On this walk, I was startled by the sound of cars crashing behind us on the street. But to my surprise it was a solo vehicle that struck a center concrete divider. There was no other car. He was distracted by texting while driving. After striking the divider the car swerved across a lane, jumped onto the sidewalk, and came toward Whitney and me at a high rate of speed. Before coming to a halt after striking a wall, I flung Whitney’s leash over the vehicle hoping she would have a chance to dart away. I walked around the back of the car glancing at the driver whose cellphone was still in hand. The accident happened Nov. 12 and the next day we put our beloved Whitney down. Your story “The phone habit” (Nov. 23) prompted me to send this message. I know your story is about walking and texting, but I felt compelled to hopefully reach people, save people. It has been a week and days since our loss. I think WHAT IF? What if I were pushing our granddaughter in her stroller that day? Matthew C. Zepeda Grover Beach

Hypocrisy and privilege

I recently read a commentary by Londie Padelsky (“Cart without a horse,” Nov. 16). In it she talks about the sheer hypocritical approach of the SLO City Council on housing and building development. First, I want to thank her for her honesty. As a SLOcal,

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BY AMY HEWES

Give thanks for Planned Parenthood

n this season of giving and thanks, I give thanks for Planned Parenthood. Because of its mission to deliver preventive care, Planned Parenthood is a vanguard for upward mobility—especially to those who otherwise would not have access to health coverage. By giving individuals control over their own childbearing decisions, Planned Parenthood has made it possible for women to support their families, earn degrees, hold office, serve their communities, and pursue careers. Take teen mom Michelle, one of those folks whose life improved drastically: “If it wasn’t for Planned Parenthood and the many services that they offer I would’ve had another unplanned pregnancy and that would’ve put my education on hold. I know I wouldn’t have graduated from high school, and I certainly wouldn’t have attended Cal Poly.” Despite its popularity, threats to “defund” Planned Parenthood continue unabated from the likes of Vice President Mike Pence, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan, and other congressional Republicans, who pander to a loud minority of voters. Abortions account for approximately 3 percent of Planned Parenthood services, according to annual report data. Defund is actually a misnomer. The organization is not funded directly by the government. It’s reimbursed by Medicaid for care to low-income individuals or through Title X, the nation’s family planning program. Right-wing proposals,

such as the repeal of the Affordable Care Act embedded in the tax bill advancing this moment in Congress, would literally block millions of patients from accessing care at Planned Parenthood. Jenna Tosh, the organization’s Central Coast president and CEO, tells me that 2.5 million women and men are served by Planned Parenthood nationwide each year. “In California, 850,000 people count on us for basic preventive care,” she emphasized, “including cancer screenings, birth control, and sexually transmitted infection testing and treatment.” Tosh is adamant about the organization’s vital role: “We are a critical safety-net prover. We’re a trusted and nonjudgmental source of health care.” The five Central Coast Planned Parenthood health centers (Santa Barbara, Santa Maria, Ventura, San Luis Obispo, and Thousand Oaks) serve 35,000 patients annually. “In the last year, we performed 498 breast wellness exams, 10,055 STI tests, and 442 cervical cancer screenings in addition to providing contraceptive services to 91 percent of the women we serve,” Tosh said. Obviously, there’s a ton of numbers thrown around in the debate and rhetoric surrounding Planned Parenthood. But to fully understand its value to our community, just listen to the local individuals it has served: When Jo was a teenager, she had no one she could talk to about birth control.

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More building!?

I’ve lived here since birth and now I can’t stand to live here anymore. I’ve recently been affected by gentrification and mental health issues, in big ways: having a girlfriend commit suicide, a best friend and his girlfriend move because they can’t afford it anymore. Tupac said it best: I see no changes. Friends I’ve known are dying in county jail almost every day. The pressure is inexplicable, the disrespectful attitude to anyone average or involved in the struggle is appallingly blatant, and every day no hope comes. How long do privilege and blessings last? What’s the point of the happiest town in the world if it’s exclusive? My mom was on the board at the Housing Authority of San Luis Obispo. After a minor mental breakdown, she’s living in senior housing near the Amtrak station, and it’s absolutely shit and run-down squalor. Friends on Section 8 tell me it’s not worth it, because no low-income housing exists, no jobs pay enough, and a tiny house is a pipe dream from some far-off distant hipster fantasy. This is my hometown, my birthright. I’m not leaving. I work here because I want to. The cogs of agenda are always turning, however, and instinctively, I know it’s best to “get out of Dodge.” Keep doing what you’re doing. Joseph Steinmann SLO

I read about how Cal Poly is planning to go ahead and build 400plus houses, condos, apartments, or whatever they will be on that beautiful mountain on Grand Avenue, across from the 1,400-plus bed dorm already being built. Poly has so much more land to build on. It will be a crime defacing that mountain. We’ve already had two years of construction trucks and heavy, loud cement trucks going up and down Grand Avenue five days a week from 7 a.m. to 4 or 5 p.m. Now, we’ll have two or more years of construction on Grand Avenue. When will it end? I’m just hoping Grand Avenue doesn’t start to buckle under all of this! We will see. Joan Sales SLO

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“Planned Parenthood gave me birth control pills and condoms and educated me on STDs. It is vital to women’s health,” she said. College student Lisa had to make an informed decision about birth control. “I believe that reproductive selfdetermination must be voluntary and private. My experience with Planned Parenthood showed me that selfdetermination enhances your quality of life and strengthens strong family relationships,” Lisa said. Cal Poly bio-chemistry student Michelle was introduced to the Planned Parenthood through Teen Success, a support group for teen moms who meet weekly, talk about being parents, and learn how to prevent future unwanted pregnancies. “Listen, Planned Parenthood is really important because it provides an inviting and nonjudgmental environment,” Michelle said. And men feel welcome as well. One of the strongest local Planned Parenthood proponents is Faride, whose experience 20 years ago cemented a lifelong belief that the group is “one of the best things we have going in this country, right up there with NASA.” At the time, Faride was going through a divorce, was laid off from his job in the airline industry, and subsequently lost his Kaiser medical insurance. He developed a horrendous, painful rash on his penis that caused embarrassment and confusion. Being celibate, he began

to worry that he had “caught something” from a public toilet. He grew increasingly anxious and depressed. “I was desperate,” Faride said. “I turned to Planned Parenthood. They were professional, generous, and attentive. They made me feel completely comfortable and were able to diagnose the problem and prescribe medication. “I’ve been happily married for 15 years to the love of my life, and have a great job on the Central Coast, but I am still deeply humbled by the care I received from Planned Parenthood. You hear all this negative propaganda, but I am forever grateful to live in a country in which we have compassion and the good sense to help each other.” Tosh said she is one of the one-in-five women in the U.S. who has received care from Planned Parenthood. She has dedicated her professional career to fight for the ability of women to control their own lives and destinies, and to make permanent a vital provider of affordable, safe health care for people with limited means. Eighty percent of Americans agree with Tosh and Faride. Let’s work to make sure our representatives in Congress stop pandering to a narrow constituency and find the compassion and good sense to cease their attack on Planned Parenthood. ∆ Amy Hewes is actively involved in grassroots political action. Send comments through the editor at clanham@newtimesslo.com.

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Go fund it W hat does the fox say? “I’m innocent, don’t shoot!” Oh wait! Too soon? Well, I apologize, but apparently that’s the case in Arroyo Grande if you’re a gray fox hanging out in the Village and harassing the chickens. At least it was because of whoever tattled to the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Wildlife Services about this cute-as-a-button carnivore, which got euthanized by a contract trapper. City residents were pissed! They showed up to the Nov. 28 City Council meeting to scold its elected officials, who, incidentally, had nothing to do with what transpired. IMHO, ya’ll should figure out who called the animal police and make that person weep with remorse over what they did by inundating them with that cute video of the fox playing with a puppy. Lock them in a room with it and put it on repeat. That ought to do the trick. However, our furry friend had to be killed because it had become dependent on humans, leaving the feds with “no other options.” Well, it was cute, so those humans in the Village tried to pet it, take its picture, feed it, make it social media famous—you know, they treated it like a domesticated animal. “This fox was not vicious. It was like someone’s dog being taken out and killed,”

Arroyo Grande resident Cleo Stanley told councilmembers. Ummm … nope. Not the same thing at all, Cleo. Let me explain. A fox is a wild animal. A dog is an animal that has been domesticated for centuries, and as far as I can tell, there isn’t a GoFundMe campaign set up to help raise money for the medical expenses of the dog that was shot four times over Thanksgiving weekend by SLO County Sheriff’s Office deputies in Paso Robles. But, there is one that’s raised more than $2,000 out of a $15,000 goal to put a fox memorial in the Village. Am I missing something? Oh, right. Hercules is a dog, but that little puppy is also a pit bull. It’s not the equivalent of a wild fox. But if it were a fox, would sheriff’s deputies have put four bullets in it? I’m guessing the answer is no. Oh, right. The dog was barking and growling at the officers, who claim he eventually lunged at one. They were responding to a noise complaint and hadn’t been able to make contact with the home’s residents yet. Basically, young Herc was doing what dogs do, protecting his property from strangers, strangers who didn’t when he gave them the 9.83 leave in.

warning signal. And apparently deputies felt the best way to handle that situation, in front of a family home with children sleeping inside of it, was to stand their ground and utilize their handguns—not their stun guns or pepper spray or their spotlight or bull horn. Bullets. Yep, that’s definitely the best way to deal with a noise complaint and a barking dog. Thank goodness that bully breed is tough, and Hercules is making a strong recovery. Either way, Cleo, that is the equivalent of taking someone’s dog and attempting to kill it. And unfortunately, the fox had to be euthanized because it was too used to people. It’s not like the fox could have remained in the Village, harassing the chickens. The chickens were there first! If residents truly wanted to save this fox, they should have contacted a wildlife care organization before treating it like a domesticated animal. As Vivian Krug Cotton put it to AG City Council members: “We failed this fox.” And in order to not forget that failure, she helped set up the GoFundMe campaign to erect a memorial to the gray fox. Frankly, there are a lot of things that deserve a memorial in this county. For instance, the SLO County Jail inmates who have died in custody. There have been three this year. The most recent death was 62-year-old Russell Alan Hammer, who died of a blood clot in his lungs on Nov. 27. Twelve inmates have died in SLO County custody since 2012. We’ve definitely failed them,

wouldn’t you say? Where’s the GoFundMe for their memorial? Or better yet, is anyone raising money to run against Sheriff Ian Parkinson in next year’s election? The FBI is investigating Parkinson’s jail for civil rights abuses due to the deaths. The county had to fork over $5 million to the family of Andrew Holland, an inmate who died of a blood clot in his lungs after being placed in a restraint chair for 46 hours in January. Coincidentally, on Nov. 27 Jeff Hamm announced that he would be resigning as the director of the county’s Health Agency in April, which makes it seem like he’s the only person who’s been pegged as accountable for what’s happened at the county jail. We’re going to search nationwide to find his replacement, to find someone who could “continue addressing our community’s challenging health system problems and concerns, including the mental health treatment of county jail inmates,” according to the county. Holland was awaiting transfer to a mental health facility when he died, and Hammer was undergoing a court-ordered mental health evaluation. But something tells me the blame for treatment of county jail inmates doesn’t fall squarely on the Health Agency. Maybe we can start a GoFundMe for inmate health care. ∆ The Shredder wants a pet fox and a memorial. Send comments to shredder@ newtimesslo.com.

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DANCING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND

The 12th annual Winterdance Celtic Christmas Celebration takes place Dec. 1 at 7 p.m. at the South Bay Community Center in Los Osos. Molly’s Revenge and special guest vocalist Christa Burch will perform Christmas songs, both old and new, with a Celtic twist. Tickets are $10 to $25. Visit mollysrevenge.com for more info. —Caleb Wiseblood

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CAMBRIA CHRISTMAS MARKET Street market centered around celebrating the holiday season. Enjoy live entertainment, open-air stalls, fresh baked goods, traditional German hot spiced wine and other drinks, and more. Through Dec. 23, 5-9 p.m. 805-927-3624. cambriachristmasmarket.com. Cambria Village, 723 Main St., Cambria.

LIGHT UP A LIFE IN MORRO BAY Annual remembrance ceremony that features a choir, several speakers, and moments of silence to honor those that have passed. Lanterns available for purchase. Hosted by Hospice SLO County. Dec. 6, 6-8 p.m. Donations accepted. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo.org/events/hospice-of-san-luis-obispocounty-light-up-a-life-2017. Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., Morro Bay.

MORRO BAY LIGHTED BOAT PARADE 30 to 50 entrants will compete and parade. Cash prizes are $500 for first, $350 for second, and $150 for third. Enjoy hot cocoa, live music from the White Cap Band, visits with Santa, and more. Dec. 2, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-305-0579. MorroBayWinterfest.com. Embarcadero Morro Bay, 714 Embarcadero, Morro Bay. N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y

56TH ANNUAL DOWNTOWN PASO ROBLES CHRISTMAS LIGHT PARADE Featuring local, lighted floats based on this year’s theme: “There’s no place like home for the holidays.” Dec. 2, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-238-4103. pasoroblesdowntown. org. Paso Robles City Park Gazebo, Spring and 12th St., Paso Robles.

LIGHT UP THE DOWNTOWN HOLIDAY CELEBRATION Ceremony for the lighting of Historic City Hall and Sunken Gardens. Enjoy live entertainment, complimentary hot chocolate, firetruck rides, a horse drawn hay ride, a meet and greet with Santa and Mrs. Claus, and more. A docent led tour of Historic City Hall from the Atascadero Historical Society will also take place. Live music will be performed by the Atascadero Fine Arts Academy Honor Choir and the Fair-weather Four Barbershop Quartet. Dec. 1, 5-8 p.m. $15 for wine tastings at participating locations. 470-3360. atascaderochamber.org. Sunken Gardens, 6505 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

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LIGHT UP A LIFE IN SLO Annual remembrance ceremony that features a choir, several speakers, and moments of silence to honor those that have passed. Lanterns available for purchase. Hosted by Hospice SLO County. Dec. 5, 6-8 p.m. Donations accepted. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo.org/events/ hospice-of-san-luis-obispo-county-light-up-alife-2017. Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa, 751 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo. S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

51ST SOUTH COUNTY HOLIDAY PARADE The only daytime parade in South SLO County. Will run down Grand Avenue from 16th Street to 9th Street. Nominations for Grand Marshall and applications to be in the parade are available online. Dec. 2, 1011:30 a.m. Free. 805-473-4580. groverbeach.org. City of Grover Beach, 154 S 8th St., Grover Beach.

LIGHT UP A LIFE IN NIPOMO Annual remembrance ceremony that features a choir, several speakers, and moments of silence to honor those that have passed. Lanterns available for purchase. Hosted by Hospice SLO County. Dec. 4, 5-7 p.m. Donations accepted. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo.org/events/hospice-of-sanluis-obispo-county-light-up-a-life-2017. Kaleidoscope Inn, 130 East Dana St., Nipomo.

LIGHT UP A LIFE IN PISMO BEACH Annual remembrance ceremony that features a choir, several speakers, and

moments of silence to honor those that have passed. Lanterns available for purchase. Hosted by Hospice SLO County. Dec. 3, 4-6 p.m. Donations accepted. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo.org/events/hospice-ofsan-luis-obispo-county-light-up-a-life-2017. Shore Cliff Hotel, 2555 Price St., Pismo Beach. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S

56TH ANNUAL OLD TOWN ORCUTT CHRISTMAS PARADE An Orcutt tradition since 1961. Enjoy live music from local and school bands and see floats, animals, cars, and the parade’s special guest: Santa Claus. Parade happens rain or shine. Hosted by the Orcutt Lions and the Orcutt Community Foundation. Dec. 9, 12-2 p.m. Free. (805) 863-2842. orcuttchristmasparade.org. Historic Old Town Orcutt, S Broadway and Union Ave., Orcutt.

and stroll along festively decorated Mission Dr., Copenhagen Dr., and adjacent streets. Dec. 2, 11 a.m. Free. 805-688-6144. solvangusa.com. Solvang Park, Mission Drive and First Street, Solvang.

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GALA FESTIVAL OF TREES Enjoy a buffet dinner, champagne, live music by the Belmores, and an auction of live and fake trees. All proceeds benefit local non-profit organizations. Nov. 30, 5 p.m. $50. 805-927-3624. cambriachamber.org. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Drive, Cambria. N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y

SANTA MARIA CHRISTMAS PARADE OF LIGHTS

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The Rotary Clubs of Santa Maria and Nipomo, Santa Maria Times and KCOY present Santa Maria’s annual Christmas Parade of Lights. Come sing along with the many floats and bands participating in the event. Held on Broadway from Stowell Road to Main Street. Arrive early to find a good parking spot and viewing spot. Dec. 2, 5:20-8 p.m. Free. 937-8521. smparadeoflights.org. Santa Maria Town Center, 142 Town Center East, Santa Maria.

home for the holidays while benefiting SLO County Special Olympics. Workshop includes fresh greens, 14” grapevine wreath form, ribbon and wire, and gourmet treats from local companies. Space limited. Pre-registration recommended. Dec. 2, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $35. 805-544-6444. sosc.org/sloc/ wreathmakingparty. Jack Creek Farms, 5000 Hwy 46 West, Templeton.

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LOS OLIVOS OLDE FASHIONED CHRISTMAS A fun-filled day of holiday activities to celebrate Christmas in Los Olivos. Created for the entire family, there will be a variety of crafts and activities for the kids and Christmas shopping opportunities for the adults. Visit website for full schedule of events. Dec. 2, 1-8 p.m. Free. losolivosca.com/losolivos-olde-fashioned-christmas/. Town-wide, Los Olivos, Los Olivos.

SOLVANG JULEFEST PARADE More than 400 participants and 50 entries march, trot, cruise,

New Times and the Sun now share their community listings for a complete Central Coast calendar running from SLO County through northern Santa Barbara County. Submit events online by logging in with your Google, Facebook, or Twitter account at newtimesslo.com. You may also email calendar@ newtimesslo.com. Deadline is one week before the issue date on Thursdays. Submissions are subject to editing and approval. Contact Calendar Editor Caleb Wiseblood directly at cwiseblood@newtimesslo.com.

INDEX Special Events ..........[17] Arts ............................[20] Music .........................[22] Culture & Lifestyle.......[23] Food & Drink..............[27]

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6TH ANNUAL RAINBOW OF TREASURES HOLIDAY STYLE GIFT FAIR This fundraiser for Rita’s Rainbows, a local non-profit benefiting children in need, features handmade and vintage items from local vendors. Dec. 2, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 805-709-0360. ritasrainbows.org. Veteran’s Memorial Building, 801 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

CASA’S VOICES FOR CHILDREN HOLIDAY LUNCHEON Give a child a voice at CASA’s annual Voices for Children Holiday Luncheon. Enjoy live entertainment by MCP Minstrels and the annual Jewelry with a Past Sale. Tables of 6, 8, and 10 are available. Dec. 7, 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. $60. 805541-6542. slocasa.org/event-details.php?id=5. Madonna Inn, 100 Madonna Rd, San Luis Obispo.

A FRENCH CHRISTMAS DINNER BENEFITING PROJECT HOPE AND FAIRNESS An evening of French Christmas food, French Christmas carols, Buche de Noel demo, and local art auction and sale. Tickets are available for purchase at Mama Ganache Chocolates in downtown San Luis Obispo. Proceeds benefit Project Hope and Fairness, non-profit helping African cocoa farmers. Dec. 9, 6-9 p.m. slochamber. org. Downtown Slo, Higuera St, San Luis Obispo. SPECIAL EVENTS continued page 18

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Changing Tides, an exhibit showcasing photography and paintings that depict Central Coast waterscapes, opens Dec. 1 at Gallery at Marina Square in Morro Bay. An opening reception takes place Dec. 8 from 5 to 8 p.m. and the exhibit runs through Dec. 29. Call (805) 772-1068 or visit galleryatmarinasquare.com to find out more. —C.W. SPECIAL EVENTS from page 17 S a n ta M a r i a Va l l e y/ lo S a l a M o S

14TH ANNUAL TREES OF THE SEASON HOLIDAY CELEBRATION AND FUNDRAISER Raffle to win trees, wreaths, and accompanying goodies. Proceeds will support educational programs and activities at the Guadalupe-Nipomo Dunes Center. Other raffle prizes include locally made wine and gift certificates to local restaurants. Wednesdays-Sundays, 6-7 p.m. through Dec. 15 $2 per ticket or $6 for 10. 805-343-2455. dunescenter. org/events/trees/. Guadalupe-Nipomo Dunes Center, 1065 Guadalupe St, Guadalupe.

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BY THE SEA HOLIDAY PERFORMANCE The Pacific Horizon Chorus and Gold Coast Chorus invite the public to ring in the Christmas holidays with a wide variety of a cappella holiday songs and an old fashioned sing-a-long. Dec. 9, 2-3:30 p.m. Donations accepted at the door. 805-782-9951. St. Peter’s by-the-Sea Episcopal Church, 545 Shasta Ave., Morro Bay, stpetersmorrobay.org/.

CAYUCOS CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING Enjoy Christmas caroling and more at this annual tree lighting on the corner of Ocean Ave. and D St. Dec. 3, 5 p.m. Free. cayucoschamber.com. Cayucos Beach, 10 Cayucos Dr., Cayucos, 805-781-5930. HOSPITALITY NIGHT: VILLAGE OPEN HOUSE AND TREE LIGHTING Enjoy carolers, decorations, food, and more. Dec. 7, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-927-3624. cambriachamber.org. Cambria Village, 723 Main St., Cambria.

NINTH ANNUAL CHRISTMAS IN CAYUCOS Enjoy family activities, strolling carolers, free horse drawn carriage rides, a visit from Santa Claus, and more. Participating merchants along Ocean Ave. will be promoting special offers, gift giveaways, refreshments, and live entertainment. Dec. 9 Free. 805-995-1200. cayucoschamber.com. Cayucos Beach, 10 Cayucos Dr., Cayucos. 18 • New Times • November 30 - December 7, 2017 • www.newtimesslo.com

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31ST ANNUAL VINE STREET VICTORIAN CHRISTMAS SHOWCASE A holiday walk through the decorated neighborhood of Vine Street. Enjoy live entertainment including dancers, carolers, bands, Nativity scenes, and characters such as Scrooge, Santa, and Mrs. Claus. Dec. 9, 6-9 p.m. Free. 805-238-4103. pasoroblesdowntown.org. Paso Robles Main Street Association, 835 12th St., Suite D, Paso Robles.

ATASCADERO HOLIDAY BOUTIQUE Features jewelry, paintings, baked goods, and more from multiple vendors. Dec. 2-3, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 805-4663775. Critter Care, 9895 Santa Clara Rd., Atascadero. A DAY OF CHRISTMAS FUN An old fashioned Christmas Party for children ages 3-13 years. Wagon rides provided by Harris Stage Lines. Includes visits with Santa Claus, performances by local children, gingerbread house building, games, and more. Space is limited. Pre-registration required. Dec. 9, 12-4 p.m. $20. 805-237-1626. pasoroblesdowntown.org. Paso Robles Event Center, 2198 Riverside Ave., Paso Robles. HOLIDAY FASHION SHOW LUNCHEON Enjoy a gourmet lunch, fine wines, and a fashion show. Fashions provided by Kelly’s Casuals, Farron Elizabeth Scissor Clothing, and Anna and Mom. Dec. 8, 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. $30-$35. atascaderochamber. org. SpringHill Suites by Marriott, 900 El Camino Real, Atascadero, (805) 462-3500. HOLIDAY MUSICAL WALK AROUND THE LAKE Enjoy a walk around the lake surrounded by live entertainment including musical groups, carolers, and Santa Claus. Presented by the Atascadero Lake Neighborhood Association. Dec. 2, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 805-466-2044. atascaderolake.net. Atascadero Lake Park, 9305 Pismo Ave., Atascadero.

PACIFIC HORIZON HOLIDAY PERFORMANCE The Pacific Horizon Chorus and Gold Coast Chorus invite the public to usher in the Christmas holidays with a wide variety of a cappella holiday songs and an old fashioned sing-a-long. Dec. 8, 7-8:30 p.m. Donations accepted at the door. 805-782-9951. First Presbyterian Church, 610 S Main St., Templeton. SPECIAL EVENTS continued page 19

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SANTA IN THE HOLIDAY HOUSE Visit Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus in the City Park Holiday House. Dec. 4-24, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. pasoroblesdowntown.org. Downtown City Park, 11th and Spring St., Paso Robles.

ST. LUKE’S EPISCOPAL HOLIDAY BAZAAR Featuring handmade gifts, yarns, jams, jellies, home-baked goods, and more. Dec. 1, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. and Dec. 2, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-4660379. St. Luke’s Episcopal Church, 5318 Palma Avenue, Atascadero.

WINTER WONDERLAND A winter gathering for all ages featuring a giant snow slide, snow play areas, a rock climbing wall, bounce houses, and more than 50 food and craft vendors. Santa and Mrs. Claus will also be on site to meet and greet. Dec. 8, 5-9 p.m. 805-470-3360. atascaderochamber.org. Sunken Gardens, 6505 El Camino Real, Atascadero. San LuiS ObiSpO

CLUB 91 CHRISTMAS PARTY A night of house, techno, and disco. Featuring DJ Felly Fell, DJ Bob Ross, Big Eye, Parker J, and Incubator. Nov. 30, 9 p.m.-1 a.m. Free with Holiday Toy Drive donation. 805-439-4200. goo.gl/1YMsjh. Underground Brewing Company, 1040 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

HOLIDAY BOUTIQUE Featuring hand crafted items by Monday Club members including quilts, aprons, jewelry, wreaths, floral arrangements, vintage hats and more. Dec. 4-5, 1:30-5 p.m. Free. 805-541-0594. themondayclubslo.org. The Monday Club, 1815 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo.

HOLIDAY CHORAL CONCERT AT THE MISSION More than 50 artists will perform classical music, contemporary songs, and traditional carols. Dec. 2, 8-10 p.m. $10-$40. 805541-6797. vocalarts.org. Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa, 751 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo.

HOLIDAY CHORAL CONCERT AT UNITED METHODIST CHURCH More than 50 artists will perform classical music, contemporary songs, and traditional carols. Dec. 3, 3-5 p.m. $10-$40. 805-541-6797. vocalarts.org. United Methodist Church, 1515 Fredericks Street, San Luis Obispo.

HOLIDAY GREETING CARD WORKSHOP Make your own special greeting cards with instructor Suzy McBride. Dec. 2, 2-3:30 p.m. Free. 805-7815989. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

HOLIDAY INDIGO DYE VAT PARTY Come indigo dye some gifts for the holidays using Shibori techniques. Bring your own textiles and an artist will be on hand to help you come up with some fun and unique designs. Mulled wine and holiday snacks included. All materials will be on hand. Dec. 9, 12:303:30 p.m. $25. 619-807-7006. soulandoak.com/ events-workshops. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO. SPECIAL EVENTS continued page 20 PHOTO COURTESY OF THE RED BARN COMMUNITY MUSIC SERIES

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The Red Barn Community Music Series presents its Big Hoedown Extravaganza on Dec. 2 at Los Osos Community Park. The potluck dinner starts at 5 p.m. and the show starts at 6 p.m. Bring a dish to share and enjoy a range of traditional Americana music performed by local artists. Call (805) 215-3238 for more info. —C.W.

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skill levels. Optional showcases with major Hollywood talent agents and casting directors. Sundays, 12-8:45 p.m. through Dec. 31 310-910-1228. actorsedge.com. Mission Cinemas, 1025 Monterey St., SLO.

HOLIDAYS AT THE APPLE FARM Enjoy family activities, visits and photos with Santa Claus, complimentary ornaments with gift shop purchases, home-baked holiday treats, and more at the Apple Farm Inn and Restaurant. Through Dec. 25, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. slochamber.org. Apple Farm, 2015 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805/544-2040.

HOLIDAY GREETING CARDS WORKSHOP Join instructor Suzy McBride at the SLO Library to get an early start on the holiday season and make your own special greeting cards. Space is limited and registration is required. Dec. 2, 2 p.m. 805-7815989. slochamber.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

SANTA ON THE SURFLINER See Santa Claus step off the Surfliner at SLO Amtrak Station. From there, Santa will make his way to the private car at the SLO Railroad Museum. Dec. 2, 2:30 p.m. $2-$3 for Museum admission; free for members. slochamber.org. San Luis Obispo Railroad Museum, 1940 Santa Barbara Ave, San Luis Obispo, (805) 548-1894.

INTRO TO 3D PRINTING Learn how to use the 3D Printers and software. Once certified, and if Basic Safety has been passed, users can utilize the 3D printers with their own filament or pay for the filament onsite through membership, or free weekly SLO County Library Hours. Wednesdays, 7-8 p.m. $50. 242-1285. slomakerspace.com/3dprinting/#class. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

SANTA’S HOUSE IN MISSION PLAZA Come visit Santa Clause at his house in Mission Plaza through Christmas Eve. Through Dec. 24, noon slochamber. org. Mission Plaza, 989 Chorro St, San Luis Obispo.

INTRO TO CERAMICS STUDIO Take and pass our

SLO COUNTY FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE HOLIDAY BOUTIQUE Check everyone off of your Christmas

Intro to Ceramics Studio and have 24/7 unsupervised access to our Ceramics Studio. Previous ceramics experience required, or our Intro to Ceramics class. 25lb of clay comes with this class. First Monday of every month, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $50. 242-1285. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo, slomakerspace.com.

list at this boutique. Featuring holiday treats, coffee and hot cocoa, hourly raffle drawings, and more than 20 vendors. Dec. 2, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. 805712-1893. Laguna Middle school, 11050 Los Osos Valley Rd., San Luis Obispo. SOU T H COA S T SLO COUN T Y

INTRO TO CNC ROUTER Learn how to use the 4’x6’ CNC Router. Certified users who have passed Basic Safety can use the CNC Router (supplying their own material and bit) through membership or during free SLO County Library Hours. First Tuesday of every month, 7-9 p.m. $50. 242-1285. slomakerspace.com/ cnc-routing/#class. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

CHRISTMAS CRAFT AND BAKE SALE Come browse unique handmade Christmas gifts and enjoy freshly made baked goods. Soup and sandwiches will be available for sale during lunch hours. Nov. 30, 5-8 p.m., Dec. 1, 8 a.m.-3 p.m. and Dec. 2, 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. (805) 481-9691. Grandmother’s Club, 1241 Farroll Ave, Arroyo Grande.

CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING CEREMONY IN OLDE TOWN NIPOMO Enjoy live entertainment,

INTRO TO LASER CUTTER AND ENGRAVER Learn how to use a 100 watt laser cutter and engraver. Users who are certified, and have passed Basic Safety, can use it on their own through membership, or through free SLO County Library Hours for and $0.50/min. cutting time. Mondays, 7-10 p.m. $50. 242-1285. slomakerspace.com/lasercutting-and-engraving/#class. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

Christmas caroling, photos with Santa, ornament decorating, and a fire pit for s’mores. Dec. 3, 5-9 p.m. Free. theartgalanipomo.com/christmas-treelighting-ceremony/. Gala De Arte Plaza, 136 N Thompson Ave. B, Nipomo, 805-550-9963.

ELEGANT CHRISTMAS IN THE VILLAGE Owners and employees of Village businesses dress up in Christmas finery and serve treats and drinks. Enjoy live music and entertainment. Luminaries line the streets for an elegant touch. Dec. 3, 4-8 p.m. visitavilabeach.com. Historic Village of Arroyo Grande, Branch and Short St., Arroyo Grande, 805-458-3321.

HOLIDAY HARMONY Enjoy fresh snow, bounce houses, crafts, music, cookie decorating, and photos with Santa. Tree lighting will take place at 6pm. Dec. 1, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. 805-773-7063. pismobeach.org/recreation. Dinosaur Caves Park, 2701 Price St, Pismo Beach.

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INTRO TO MIG WELDING Learn how to use the

Experimental artist Oliver Herring is seeking participants to be a part of his collaborative exhibit through Dec. 7. Cuesta College’s Harold J. Miossi Gallery is showing the exhibit Dec. 7 through 22. Call (805) 546-3202 or visit cuesta.edu to find out more. —C.W. and narration. Dec. 9, 5 & 7 p.m. solvangusa.com. Solvang Festival Theater, 420 2nd St., Solvang.

tree lighting in Pismo Beach. Dec. 1, 5-7 p.m. Free. pismochamber.com. Pismo Beach Pier, West end of Pomeroy, Pismo Beach.

GINGERBREAD WONDERLAND Enter your own decorated gingerbread house or come to enjoy the showcase along with live music, family activities, photos with Santa, and a Christmas cookie sale. Dec. 2, 4-8 p.m. Free. 688-4454. losolivosca.com. St. Mark’s in the Valley Episcopal Church, 2901 Nojoqui Ave., Los Olivos.

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THE LOS OLIVOS CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING

HOLIDAY HARMONY AND TREE LIGHTING CEREMONY Enjoy holiday festivities at the annual

visit with Santa on the front porch of the Conrad House. Saturdays, Sundays, 12-4 p.m. and Wednesdays, Fridays, 3-5:30 p.m. through Dec. 24 arroyograndevillage.org. Historic Village of Arroyo Grande, Branch and Short St., Arroyo Grande, 805-458-3321.

SECOND ANNUAL CHRISTMAS BOUTIQUE Local vendors display art, jewelry, decor items, and more. Enjoy live music, food, and a free raffle. Dec. 2, 12-5 p.m. Free. 530-356-7635. Thousand Hills Ranch, 550 Thousand Hills Rd., Pismo Beach.

SIP AND SHOP HOLIDAY BAZAAR Enjoy live entertainment and more than 40 vendors. Features a canned food drive to benefit the Food Bank of Nipomo. Dec. 9, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. (805) 723-5102. Birchwood Garden Barn & Home, 323 West Tefft Street, Nipomo. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ L O S A L A M O S

CHRISTMAS CONCERT AT FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH Dec. 10, 10:45 a.m. Free. 805-937-8405. fbcsantamaria.com. First Baptist Church, 2970 Santa Maria Way, Santa Maria.

ORCUTT STROLL AND TREE LIGHTING Bring the family out for a night filled with carolers, cookies and hot chocolate. Festivities start at 5pm. The Christmas Tree lights up at 7pm. Dec. 1, 5-8 p.m. Free. oldtownorcutt.org. Historic Old Town Orcutt, S Broadway and Union Ave., Orcutt. S A N TA Y N E Z VA L L E Y

BUELLTON WINTER FEST Enjoy more than 20 tons of snow, various vendors, wine, beer, food, a light parade, and the Buellton’s traditional tree lighting. Dec. 3 Free. 805-688-7829. buellton.org. Buellton Recreation Center, 301 2nd St., Buellton.

FILM AND TV ACTING CLASS For all ages and

Part of the Los Olivos Olde Fashioned Christmas celebration. Enjoy live music, family activities, refreshments, and more. Dec. 2, 6 p.m. Free. losolivosca.com. St. Mark’s in the Valley Episcopal Church, 2901 Nojoqui Ave., Los Olivos.

SEVENTH ANNUAL HOLIDAY MARKETPLACE AT THE WILDLING Browse over a dozen local artists and craftspeople to find unique gifts for the holiday season. Booths will be placed throughout the museum. Free cookies and cider will be served. Dec. 3, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 805-686-8315. wildlingmuseum.org. Wildling Museum of Art and Nature, 1511-B Mission Drive, Solvang.

SOLVANG CHRISTMAS CANDLELIGHT TOURS Take part in a tour guided by a costumed tour guide with everyone holding a battery powered LED candle. Learn about Solvang and enjoy traditional Christmas carols. Limit of 20 guests per tour. Meet at the Visitors Center. Saturdays, 5 p.m. through Dec. 30 solvangusa.com. Solvang Park, Mission Drive and First Street, Solvang.

SOLVANG JULEFEST TREE LIGHTING Enjoy live entertainment with dancing ballerinas, bands, caroling, and the arrival of Santa Claus to Solvang at this annual tree-lighting ceremony. Dec. 1, 5 p.m. Free. 805-688-6144. solvangusa.com. Solvang Park, Mission Drive and First Street, Solvang.

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p.m., Dec. 1, 9 a.m., Dec. 2, 9 a.m. and Dec. 3, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. $285-$490. 805-440-3054. passifloramosaics.com/index.php/workshopcalendar/mosaic-retreat-camp-ocean-pines/. Camp Ocean Pines, 1473 Randall Dr., Cambria.

OIL PAINTING MONDAYS WITH JASON MAYR Learn to paint still life in oil. Beginner to advanced students are welcome. Mondays, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. through Jan. 15 $30-$35. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. N O R T H SLO COUN T Y

BEGINNING COOKIE DECORATING WITH ARTY MCGOO Come learn the art of cookie decorating from local resident and cookie artist Arty McGoo. Dec. 2, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. $50. 805-2389800. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, studiosonthepark.org.

SEA GLASS WIRE WRAP JEWELRY CLASS Make the perfect holiday gift using local sea glass. All materials are provided to make one necklace and two earrings. Tools are available for use during workshop. No experience necessary. Reregistration is required. Wine tasting for an additional fee. Dec. 2, 1-3 p.m. $50. 805-286-5993. creativemetime.com. Changala Winery, 3770 Willow Creek Rd., Paso Robles. SUCCULENT WREATHS AND WINE Enjoy a relaxing winery afternoon while learning to create a succulent wreath perfect for the holiday season. Dec. 3, 1-3:30 p.m. $70. 805-286-5993. creativemetime.com. Changala Winery, 3770 Willow Creek Rd., Paso Robles.

WORKSHOPS AND WINE Workshops include everything from mosaics to succulent wreath making. Pre-registration required. First Saturday of every month, 1-3 p.m. and First Sunday of every month, 1-3 p.m. through Dec. 31 $50-$75. 805226-9060. changalawinery.com. Changala Winery, 3770 Willow Creek Rd., Paso Robles. SAN LUIS OBISPO

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THE COMMUNITY NATIVITY PAGEANT Enjoy

MOSAIC GARDEN ART RETREAT BY PASSIFLORA MOSAICS 3-4 day (depending on

an elaborate stage presentation of the nativity story featuring live animals, musical accompaniment,

package) mosaic retreat. All skill levels welcome. Price includes food and lodging. Nov. 30, 4:30

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BLACKSMITHING: BASIC SAFETY The first class in a series of two that you can take to use the forge and anvil at the space. Visit the website for instructions and requirements. Registration required. Tuesdays, 11 a.m.-noon Free. 805-2421285. slomakerspace.com/blacksmithing/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

welder and welding station. Certified students who have passed Basic Safety can use the welding area through membership or during Free SLO County Library cardholder hours. Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. $50. 242-1285. slomakerspace.com/store/intro-tomig-welding-class/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

LEATHERCRAFTING: BASIC SAFETY For people with no previous leathercraft experience. Includes overview and training of common leatherworking tools, safe tool use, and a discussion of materials needed for leathercraft. First and Last Thursday of every month, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace.com/ leathercrafting/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo. POTTERY CLASSES AND PAINTING POTS Take a class or book a private party. Options include painting pre-made pieces or making your own with clay. Tuesdays-Saturdays, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m. through Dec. 23 $30. 805-896-6197. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo.

SLOMA ART SCHOOL CLASSES: AGES 5-6 Month-long after school art classes for 5 to 6 year olds. Price includes all materials. Mondays, 3:154:45 p.m. through March 26 $48. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

SQUARE DANCE CLASSES No partner needed. Comfortable clothes and shoes advised. Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. through Feb. 1 $5-$6. 805-776-3684. ccsda. net. SLO Guild Hall, 2880 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

WOODTURNING Basic Safety, Spindle, Bowl Turning I, Bowl Turning II and Advanced class. Saturdays, Sundays, 10 a.m.-noon $50. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace.com/woodturning/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo. SOU T H COA S T SLO COUN T Y

INTUITIVE CIRCLE Mediumship development. First Tuesday, Wednesday, Saturday of every month, 6:30-8:30 p.m. through July 1 $15-$35. 805-489-2432. halcyonstore.com. Halcyon Store Post Office, 936 South Halcyon Rd., Arroyo Grande.

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PRESENTATION AND BOOK SIGNING WITH ELLEN GRACE O’BRIAN Featuring The Moon

Reminded Me by Ellen Grace O’Brian. Dec. 2, 7-8:30 p.m. 805-772-2880. coalescebookstore.com. Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., Morro Bay. ARTS continued page 21

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ART AFTER DARK PASO Enjoy premium wine tasting with Ecluse and live music by Laura Ruth. Dec. 2, 6-9 p.m. $8 for wine tasting. 805-2389800. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, studiosonthepark.org.

family activities, live music performed by Critical Mass, and more. Vendors may download an application online. Dec. 2, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. $45-$52. 805-473-4580. groverbeach.org. Ramona Garden Park Center, 993 Ramona Ave., Grover Beach.

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ART AT HIGH NOON LUNCHTIME LECTURE SERIES Bring your lunch and enjoy this art appreciation program for working adults. SLOMA will host an art history lecture, artist’s talk, or activity that fits perfectly within your lunch hour. First Thursday of every month. through Dec. 7 Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/events/art-at-high-noon. php. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

DAY TRIP TO THE BROAD MUSEUM Visit the Broad Museum with SLOMA. Collection features postwar and contemporary art and includes works by Jean-Michel Basquiat, Alexander Calder, Chuck Close, Ellsworth Kelly, Jeff Koons, Jasper Johns, Cindy Sherman, Robert Rauschenberg, and more. Dec. 10 $125-$140. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/ education/trips.php?event=1473. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

HOLIDAY GIFT STUDIO TOUR To benefit SLO’s CASA. Featuring hand crafted art by local artists. Dec. 2, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. and Dec. 3, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 805.305.4898. facebook.com/ events/1996928557230899/. Bonstell Studios, 2008 Ferrell, Los Osos. JULIA MORGAN BUILDING TOUR Member docents will guide you through our historic building and grounds. Tours may also be arranged by appointment. Mondays, 2-5 p.m. Free. 805-5410594. themondayclubslo.org. The Monday Club, 1815 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo.

WATCH A GREAT BOOK Special presentation of a film based on a memoir by Jeannette Walls. Rated PG-13. Dec. 6, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. 805-781-1215. slolibrary.evanced.info/signup/calendar. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo. SOU T H COA S T SLO COUN T Y

SANTA’S WORKSHOP FINE ART AND CRAFT FAIRE Follows the South County Holiday Parade. Features handmade items by local crafters. Enjoy

RICHARD ROWE HOLIDAY GIFT STUDIO TOUR Part of the third annual Holiday Gift Studio Tour to benefit CASA in SLO. Celebrate holiday gift-giving with unique and affordable artful gifts. A portion of the art sales will directly benefit CASA. Dec. 2 and Dec. 3 roweclayworks.com. Richard Rowe Clayworks, 387 Quintana, Morro Bay.

WINTER FAIRE AND JURIED CRAFT SHOW Hosted by the Morro Bay Art Association. A collective of paintings, photography, jewelry, and fine crafts. Through Dec. 22, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. N O R T H SLO COUN T Y

TRANSPARENTLY APPARENT An exhibit by local glass artist Nathan Doster. Opens Nov. 11 with a reception at 6pm. Through Jan. 10, 2018 Free. 805-466-3684. ärt/, 5806 Traffic Way, Atascadero. SAN LUIS OBISPO

mediums. Through Dec. 31 Free. 805-747-4200. artcentralartsupply.com/Gallery.php. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

PANDORA ARTS HOLIDAY GIFT STUDIO TOUR Part of the third annual Holiday Gift Studio Tour to benefit CASA in SLO. Celebrate holiday gift-giving with unique and affordable artful gifts. A portion of the art sales will directly benefit CASA. Dec. 2 and Dec. 3 pandoraarts.com. Pandora Arts, 350 Mitchell Dr., Los Osos.

ROD BAKER HOLIDAY GIFT STUDIO TOUR Part of the third annual Holiday Gift Studio Tour to benefit CASA in SLO. Celebrate holiday gift-giving with unique and affordable artful gifts. A portion of the art sales will directly benefit CASA. Dec. 2 and Dec. 3 rodbakerglass.com. Central Coast Glass Cottage, 1279 2nd St., Los Osos.

SELECTIONS: NYC A reflection of the diversity one would encounter on wandering through the multitudinous galleries of New York’s arts districts. The works chosen represent a wide variety of subject matter and studio practices. Mondays, Wednesdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through Jan. 1 805-543-8562. sloma.org/exhibits/coming-next. php?event=1467. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

CALLS FOR ARTISTS SAN LUIS OBISPO

ART AFTER DARK: TRIPLICITY Enjoy three artists in three different mediums. Original paintings and jewelry by Rod Steelman, mixed assemblages by Dorothy Riggs, and mosaic wall art by Greg Wilkins. First Monday-Sunday of every month, 6-9 p.m. through Jan. 30 805-542-9000. sloart.com. Frame Works, 339 Marsh St, San Luis Obispo.

CENTRAL COAST WATERCOLOR SOCIETY AQUARIUS 2018 WATERMEDIA EXHIBITION

Juror is Oakland watercolorist Michael Reardon. Call is open to both members/non-members. NOV. 30 – DEC. 7 Watermedia artists living in CA, OR, 2017 and WA welcome. Through Dec. 1, midnight-11:45 p.m. $25-$55 entry fee. 805-995-1175. ccwsart.com/aquarius-2018BONSTELL HOLIDAY GIFT STUDIO show.html. Central Coast Watercolor Society, 1551 TOUR Part of the third annual Holiday Gift Studio Eto Circle, San Luis Obispo. Tour to benefit CASA in SLO. Celebrate holiday gift-giving with unique and affordable artful gifts. A portion of the art sales will directly benefit CASA. Dec. 2 and Dec. 3 bonestellstudios.com. Bonstell Studios, 2008 Ferrell, Los Osos. N O R T H COA S T SLO COUN T Y LITTLE TREASURES A group show featuring A CHRISTMAS CAROL RADIO PLAY The Pewter talented local artists showcasing their work. This exhibit ranges across all 2D and 3D art Plough Playhouse will be presenting a radio play

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version of the classic holiday favorite, A Christmas Carol. Dec. 8, 7:30 p.m. and Dec. 9, 7:30 p.m. $20. pewterploughplayhouse.net/. Pewter Plough Playhouse, 828 Main St., Cambria, (805) 400-4737. N O R T H SLO COUN T Y

BURLESQUE ON THE BAR: NICE AND NAUGHTY A night of neo-burlesque featuring local performers. Wine will be for sale by the glass and the bottle. Dec. 2, 7-10 p.m. $25. facebook.com/ events/2020389421570414/. Rendarrio Vineyards, 2323 Tuley Ct. Ste. 110, Paso Robles, 805-610-7659. SAN LUIS OBISPO

12TH ANNUAL WINTERDANCE CELTIC CHRISTMAS CELEBRATION Molly’s Revenge and special guest vocalist Christa Burch with Irish dancers will present an evening of music, song and dance associated with the festive season. The performance will include Christmas songs both old and new, all played with a Celtic twist. Dec. 1, 7 p.m. $10-$25. mollysrevenge.com. South Bay Community Center, 2180 Palisades Ave., Los Osos, (805) 528-4169.

AERIAL WONDERLAND Suspended Motion’s Cirque-style show features local aerial dancers of all ages on silk, hammock, lyra, and more. Enjoy complimentary refreshments. Dec. 1-2, 7-8:30 p.m. $10-$15. 805.748.6245. SuspendedMotion. net. Suspended Motion Aerial Arts Academy, 207 Suburban Rd., San Luis Obispo.

A CHRISTMAS STORY Back by popular demand for the fourth year in a row. Weekday showings at 7pm and weekends at 2pm. Wednesdays-Sundays. through Dec. 23 $20-$38. 805-786-2440. slorep. org. San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre, 888 Morro St., San Luis Obispo.

IMPROV COMEDY SHOW Fast-paced improv comedy shows performed by the ensemble of Central Coast Comedy Theater. All shows are based on audience suggestions making every show unique. Saturdays, 8-10 p.m. $5. centralcoastcomedytheater.com. Kreuzberg Coffee Company, 685 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, 803-430-0260. SHORT FORM IMPROV COMEDY SHOW The talented ensemble of CCCT are back with their electrically funny, interactive short-form and mesmerizing long-form comedy shows. Saturdays, ARTS continued page 22

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ARTS from page 21 8-10 p.m. through Dec. 9 $5. 805-242-3109. centralcoastcomedytheater.com. Kreuzberg Coffee Company, 685 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo.

UNDERGROUND COMEDY NIGHT Enjoy live comedy, drinks, and more. Thursdays, 9-10:30 p.m. through Dec. 29 Free. 805-439-4200. facebook.com/Undergroundbrewco/?ref=aymt_ homepage_panel. Underground Brewing Company, 1040 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. SOU T H COA S T SLO COUN T Y

THE GREAT AMERICAN MELODRAMA’S HOLIDAY EXTRAVAGANZA Triple bill that features Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, zany characters in a fractured fairy-tale opera, and the seasonal music in the Holiday Vaudeville Revue. Through Dec. 31 americanmelodrama.com. Great American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ L O S A L A M O S

CHILDREN OF THE UNIVERSE The Special Needs Network Music and Drama Club presents this original holiday musical written and directed by Diane Borad-Mirken. Donations will be accepted. Dec. 3, 1:30 p.m. Free. 805-478-1463. Abel Maldonado Community Youth Center, 600 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.

FREAKY FRIDAY A modern fairytale based on the novel by Mary Rodgers and two Disney films. When an overworked mother and her teenage daughter magically swap bodies, they have just one day to put things right again before mom’s big wedding. Through Dec. 23, 1:30 & 7 p.m. pcpa.org. Marian Theatre, 800 S. College Drive, Santa Maria.

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CENTRAL COAST CHOIRS UNITE

Holiday Kaleidoscope takes place Dec. 2 at 7:30 p.m. in Harman Hall at the Performing Arts Center. Cal Poly’s PolyPhonics, the University Singers, and Early Music Ensemble will be joined by three local high school choirs: Cabrillo, Morro Bay, and San Luis Obispo. Tickets are $9 to $18. Visit music.calpoly.edu or call (805) 756-2406 to find out more. —C.W. 6821. songwritersatplay.com/calendar/. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

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HOLIDAY CHORUS AUDITIONS The Pacific Horizon Chorus, affiliated with Sweet Adeline’s International, invites women of all ages to audition for a special Holiday Chorus with performances scheduled for Dec. 8 and 9. All holiday songs are arranged in four-part a cappella barbershop style. Tuesdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. through Dec. 5 Free. 805-782-9951. United Methodist Church, 1515 Fredericks Street, San Luis Obispo, sloumc.com/.

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LIVE MUSIC N O R T H COA S T SLO COUN T Y

CENTRAL COAST JAZZ INSTITUTE BAND Each evening features one of Charlie Shoemake’s jazz musicians, accompanied by Matthew Evans on Bass and Tom Brown on Drums. Charlie is on vibraphone and his wife Sandi sings. Every other Thursday, 7-9:30 p.m. Free admission/suggested donation $15. 805-927-0179. pewterploughplayhouse.org/ Entertainment/music-ccji.html. Pewter Plough Playhouse, 828 Main St., Cambria.

FOLK MUSIC IN CAMBRIA Bev and Jerry Praver,

month, 12-1 p.m. Free. 805-543-5451. fpcslo.org. First Presbyterian Church of San Luis Obispo, 981 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo.

BROWN BAG CONCERT: THE SAGE HARP ENSEMBLE Dec. 1, 12-12:45 p.m. Free. 805-5435451. fpcslo.org. First Presbyterian Church of San Luis Obispo, 981 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo. A collaborative celebration of choral music with holiday favorites, carols, and more. Both performances will feature the high schools of Arroyo Grande, Morro Bay, and San Luis Obispo alongside the Cal Poly Choirs. Dec. 2, 7:30 p.m. $12-$14 general; $9-$12 students. 805-756-4849. music. calpoly.edu. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

CAL POLY FALL JAZZ CONCERT The repertoire of the University Jazz Bands ranges from Count Basie, Duke Ellington, Tito Puente and Tower of Power, to advanced, cutting-edge music. Dec. 1, 8 p.m. $14 general, $9 students and Jazz Federation members. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu. Spanos Theatre, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.

CAL POLY STUDENT INSTRUMENTAL RECITAL A free recital presented by Cal Poly

SLO County’s Official Town Criers, sing and will open for Jaeger & Reid. Features original songs and covers. Dec. 2, 2-4 & 7:30-9:30 p.m. $20. 805-927-3877. pewterploughplayhouse.net/folkmusic-event. Pewter Plough Playhouse, 828 Main St., Cambria.

Music Department student instrumentalists. Nov. 30, 11 a.m. Free. 805-756-2406. music.calpoly. edu. Cal Poly Davidson Music Center, Room 218, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.

THE RED BARN COMMUNITY MUSIC SERIES: THE BIG HOEDOWN EXTRAVAGANZA Features

Midkiff will perform with the symphony his own Concerto for Mandolin and Orchestra, From the Blue Ridge, showcasing bluegrass, jazz and orchestral music. The symphony will also perform Dvorák’s Symphony No. 9 in E minor, From the New World, written in America. Dec. 3, 3 p.m. $12-$14 general, $9-$12 students. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly. edu/calendar/symph/. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

a range of traditional Americana music by local performers including Amber Cross, Peter Beck, the Yo Pitzy Jug Band, and the Atlas Mountains String Band. Dec. 2, 5-8 p.m. Donations accepted. 805215-3238. Red Barn at Los Osos Community Park, 2180 Palisades Ave., Los Osos.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: TOM CORBETT AND JOHN MCEUEN Special guests include the String Wizards, BanjerDan, Ynana Rose, Mike Campbell, and Jesse MacLeod. Dec. 4, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. 805204-6821. songwritersatplay.com/calendar/. Morro Bay Wine Seller, 601 Embarcadero, Morro Bay. N O R T H SLO COUN T Y

LIVE MUSIC Fridays, 6-8 p.m. Paso Robles Inn Cattleman’s Lounge, 103 Spring Street, Paso Robles, 238-2660.

THE REAL BLUES JAM NORTH All Blues musicians, regardless of experience, are welcome to join this jam session. Hosted by Ted Waterhouse with Bruce Willard and Dean Giles. Thursdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $5 donation/musicians exempt. 805-704-5116. danbino.com. D’anbino Vineyards and Cellars, 710 Pine St, Paso Robles. SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: THE ROUGH & TUMBLE Special guests include Mike PZ & The Associates, Layla Hughes, Joseph Truong, and Sofia Lundgren. Dec. 3, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-20422 • New Times • November 30 - December 7, 2017 • www.newtimesslo.com

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BROWN BAG CONCERT First Friday of every

CAL POLY CHOIRS: HOLIDAY KALEIDOSCOPE

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$35 general admission; $20 students; $10 children. (805) 541-6797. vocalarts.org. Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa, 751 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo.

CAL POLY SYMPHONY FALL CONCERT: MUSIC FROM THE NEW WORLD Guest Jeff

THE CENTRAL COAST JAZZ ALL-STARS Dave Becker presents an evening of jazz with nine Central Coast musicians. Dec. 2, 7:30-10 p.m. $10-$20. 805-234-7474. brownpapertickets.com/ event/3181020. Mount Carmel Lutheran Church, 1701 Frederciks St, San Luis Obispo.

HOLIDAY CAROLS WITH CUESTA COLLEGE CHOIR Under the direction of John Knutson. Dec.

2, 2-3 p.m. Free. 805-781-5775. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

HOT CLUB OF SLO Live Gypsy Jazz in the upstairs dining room and lounge. Dec. 6, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-594-1500. Mee Heng Low Noodle House, 815 Palm St., San Luis Obispo. SLO BLUES SOCIETY PRESENTS THE NIKKI HILL BAND Opening act: Code Blues. Dec. 2, 8-11 p.m. $20-$25. 805-541-7930. San Luis Obispo Vets’ Hall, 801 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

SLO VOCAL ARTS ENSEMBLE: CELEBRATE THE SEASON Dec. 2, 8 p.m. $40 premium seating;

EASTON EVERETT LIVE Dec. 2, 3-6 p.m. Mongo’s Saloon, 359 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, 489-3639.

OPEN BLUES JAM Wednesdays Mongo’s Saloon, 359 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, 489-3639.

PISMO BEACH PACIFIC BREEZE CONCERTS Features local bands and activities. Second Sunday of every month, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-773-7063. Dinosaur Caves Park, 2701 Price St, Pismo Beach.

SINGER/SONGWRITER NIGHT Wednesdays, 8-10 p.m. figmtnbrew.com. Figueroa Mountain Brewing Co, A.G., 1462 E. Grand Ave., Arroyo Grande, 474-8525.

DJ/DANCE N O R T H SLO COUN T Y

PASO ROBLES DANCE HALL Community dance for ballroom and swing dancers to meet and dance the night away! No dance on holidays. First Tuesday of every month, 7-9 p.m. through Dec. 31 $5. 835-2076. pasodh.wix.com/prdh. Centennial Park, 600 Nickerson Dr., Paso Robles. SOU T H COA S T SLO COUN T Y

DJ DRUMZ Fridays Mongo’s Saloon, 359 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, 489-3639.

KARAOKE/OPEN MIC N O R T H COA S T SLO COUN T Y

MY NEW FAVORITE SONG CONTEST 10 contestants play two songs each (originals encouraged, but covers are ok). Three judges award prizes for Best Song, Performer, and My New Favorite. Sign up in advance. First Tuesday of every month, 6:30-9 p.m. through May 1 $5 entry fee. 805204-6821. songwritersatplay.com/calendar/. Morro Bay Wine Seller, 601 Embarcadero, Morro Bay. N O R T H SLO COUN T Y

OPEN MIC NIGHT Hosted by Rusty Hobbs. Featuring wine by the glass and burgers. Fridays, 5:30-9 p.m. through Dec. 15 $15.00, includes a glass of wine and a burger.. 805 237 2389. darkstarcellars.com/events/. Dark Star Cellars, 2985 Anderson Rd., Paso Robles. SAN LUIS OBISPO

KARAOKE NIGHT SUNDAYS AT BUFFALO PUB AND GRILL Sundays, 8 p.m. Free. 805544-5155. Buffalo Pub And Grill, 717 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

OPEN MIC NIGHT AT 7SISTERS For musicians, poets, and comedians. Family-friendly. Performers get a free beer. Sundays, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-8687133. 7sistersbrewing.com/calendar. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo. MUSIC continued page 23

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FRONT ROW KARAOKE Thursdays, 9 p.m. 773-1010. Harry’s Night Club And Beach Bar, 690 Cypress St., Pismo Beach, harryspismobeach.com/.

KARAOKE WITH DJ SAM Sundays Mongo’s Saloon, 359 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, 489-3639.

LECTURES & LEARNING MATTHEW FOX SPEAKS AT ST. BENEDICT’S CHURCH Theologian,

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FAMILY CAREGIVERS SELF-CARE SUPPORT GROUP Family caregiving is emotionally, mentally,

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priest, author, and activist Matthew Fox speaks. Dec. 1, 7-9 p.m. $25. 805-528-0654. stbenslososos.org. St. Benedict’s Church, 2220 Snowy Egret Ln., Los Osos.

MATTHEW FOX WORKSHOP AT ST. BENEDICT’S CHURCH Theologian, priest, author, and activist Matthew Fox will hold a workshop on Mystics, Prophets and the Making of Spiritual Warriors Dec. 2, 9:30 a.m.-noon $40. 805-528-0654. stbenslososos.org. St. Benedict’s Church, 2220 Snowy Egret Ln., Los Osos. SAN LUIS OBISPO

SIERRA CLUB PLANT IDENTIFICATION WALK Hike four miles up and back and learn the

easy-to-identify species around the area. Dec. 2, 9 a.m.-noon Free. 805-459-2103. sierraclub.org/ santa-lucia. Reservoir Canyon Open Space, Hwy 101, San Luis Obispo.

CLUBS & MEETINGS SAN LUIS OBISPO

BOARD GAME NIGHT AT CAPTAIN NEMO Refreshments available on site for purchase. Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-544-6366. Facebook. com/CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS AT CAPTAIN NEMO Refreshments available on site for purchase. Wednesdays, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-5446366. Facebook.com/CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

FRIDAY NIGHT MAGIC AT CAPTAIN NEMO

N O R T H COA S T SLO COUN T Y All materials and supplies provided. Participants may take their canvases home. Saturdays, 6-9 p.m. through Dec. 30 $40. 805-772-9095. foreverstoked.com/paint-party/paint-party.html. Forever Stoked, 1164 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay. SAN LUIS OBISPO

SLO COUNTY LIBRARY CARDHOLDER FREE HOURS SLO County Library Cardholders can

five days a week; closed on weekends and holidays. Mondays-Fridays, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. through Aug. 31 9291615. Nipomo Senior Center, 200 E. Dana St., Nipomo.

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N O R T H COA S T SLO COUN T Y LCSW, and Ruth Cherry, PhD, long time meditators and psychotherapists, teach meditation to reduce stress and increase well-being. Fridays, 10:30 a.m.noon Free. 805-748-3372. meditationintro.com. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay.

YOGA STRETCH Explore yoga postures and

NIPOMO SENIOR CENTER The center is open

Dr. Echeverry

requirement for anyone who wants to use SLO MakerSpace tools and space. Features a walkthrough reviewing all areas of the shop that can be dangerous to you and others. Tuesdays, 6-8 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m.-noon Free for Members and SLO County Library Cardholders. 242-1285. slomakerspace.com/store/makerspace-basicsafety-class/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

SLO CHESS CLUB All ages and skill levels

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SLO MAKERSPACE BASIC SAFETY A

QI GONG CLASS Qi Gong is an ancient and

SLO TABLE TENNIS All ages and skill levels welcome. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 7-10 p.m. and Sundays, 4-7 p.m. Free. 215-4963. Ludwick Community Center, 864 Santa Rosa, San Luis Obispo.

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have free access to SLO MakerSpace (after taking Basic Safety) five days a week. Cardholders can use our woodshop, sewing, or general free areas, or complete any specialty classes and use that machine/area during Library Hours. TuesdaysFridays, 4-7 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. 0. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace.com/libraryprogram/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

games, card games, and more. Bring any games you’d like. Refreshments available on site for purchase. Please park in Reserved spaces. Sundays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-544-6366. facebook.com/pg/ CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

SLO SKIERS MONTHLY MEETING A local non-profit sports and social club for adults. First Wednesday of every month, 7-8 p.m. Free; $40 for membership. 805-528-3194. sloskiers.org. SLO Elks Club, 222 Elks Lane, San Luis Obispo.

Comprehensive Exam, X-Rays, and Standard Cleaning

PAINT PARTY No artistic experience necessary.

FREE MEDITATION CLASS Megan McGreen,

welcome. Plays at the giant chess board in Morro Bay on Saturdays. Boards generally provided. Saturdays, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and Thursdays, 6:30-10 p.m. Free. 215-4963. slochess.com. Carl’s Jr., 195 N. Santa Rosa, San Luis Obispo.

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those who are affected by someone else’s addiction. Tuesdays 458-7655. naranoncentralca.org/meetings/meetinglist/. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

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2). Refreshments available on site for purchase. Mondays, 5-8 p.m. 2 Boost Buy In. 805-544-6366. Facebook.com/CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

NEW PATIENT

NAR-ANON - LET IT BEGIN WITH ME Nar Anon is a support group for

Refreshments available on site for purchase. Fridays, 5-8 p.m. 4 Booster Buy In. 805-544-6366. Facebook.com/CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

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and physically demanding, and puts the caregiver at increased risk for health problems. Join other family caregivers for an opportunity to share ideas and learn how to care for yourself while you care for your loved one. First Wednesday of every month, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. 805-534-9234. Office at UCP/Ride On Transportaion, 3620 Sacramento Dr., #201, San Luis Obispo.

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meeting for those who know or have known a feeling of desperation concerning the addiction of a loved one. Fridays, 12-1 p.m. Free. 805-221-5523. The Redeemer Lutheran Church, 4500 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

powerful system for physical health and spiritual development. Join certified instructor Devin Wallace for this outdoors class. Please call to register. Fridays, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Suggested donation $10. 805-709-2227. Tidelands Park, South end of Embarcadero, Morro Bay. increase strength and flexibility. Set to inspiring music and appropriate for beginners. Tuesdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. email support@getstudiofit.com. 805-776-3676. Cassandra Bodlak, 349 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay, studiofitnessmorrobay.com. N O R T H SLO COUN T Y

FREE PROJECT OF LIGHT CLINIC Lightshare is providing sessions of healing light transmitted through Pineal tones facilitated by the Lightshare Team. No appointment is necessary. First Saturday of every month, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. through Dec. 2 Free, donations appreciated. 805-305-7595. lightshare.us. Lightshare Center, 22701 El Camino Real, Santa Margarita. SAN LUIS OBISPO

ADULT AIKIDO Join instructor Mary Tesoro to learn the Japanese martial art of self-defense and selfdevelopment. Ages 16 and up welcome. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 5:45-7 p.m. through Dec. 14 $72. 805549-1222. ae.slcusd.org. San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo.

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2 DAYS ONLY! SAT & SUN DEC 2 & 3 10AM-4PM • Paintings, jewelry & folk art, marbleized silk scarves, functional & sculptural ceramics, eclectic jewelry, fused and blown glass art, ceramics/succulent planters, Dichroic art glass • A portion of the art proceeds will benefit children served by CASA. Refreshments served. • Start the tour at 350 Mitchell Drive, Los Osos. Maps and info for the other studios will be here

Jay & Ann Bonestell · Sharon Gellerman · Pandora Nash-Karner Anita Marie• Rod Baker • Richard Rowe • Paula Radke 682 Higuera Street, SLO • (805) 541-2896 • TomsToyStore.com

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Friday • Dec 1 • 6-8pm

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The Winterfest Lighted Boat Parade takes place Dec. 2 at 6 p.m. at the Morro Bay waterfront. More than 40 decorated boats will compete. Enjoy hot cocoa, live music by the White Cap Band, and more. Call (805) 225-7411 for more info. —C.W.

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news-and-events/event.php?id=347. Woods Humane Society, 875 Oklahoma Ave., San Luis Obispo.

GENTLE YOGA WITH CASSANDRA BODLAK

Monday-Thursday • Dec 4-7

Mats, blocks, and straps are provided. Open to all levels. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 10:15-11:15 a.m. through Dec. 14 $88. 805-549-1222. register. asapconnected.com. San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo.

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SIERRA CLUB HIKE AND YOGA: AVILA BEACH

Friday • Dec 8 • 6-9pm

———City Wide——— SANTA CRAWL: ADULT SCAVENGER HUNT WITH BEER & WINE All Participants Must Wear Santa Attire ❆

HIKE AT BOWDEN RANCH WITH ECOSLO Join a SLO Stewards docent for a hike at Bowden Ranch. Dec. 3, 8:30-11 a.m. Bowden Ranch, Lizzie St, San Luis Obispo, 805-544-1777.

Sunday • Dec 10 • 1-4pm

MASTERS OF THE NIGHT: OWL CALL NIGHT HIKE

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———City Wide——— CAROLING WITH COPS ❆

Tuesday • Dec 12 • 6-6:30pm ———On the Waterfront——— FAREWELL TO SANTA

Learn about the owls in the park during this guided night hike. Dress warm, wear sturdy shoes, and bring water. Meet at the Wittenberg Arm Kiosk. Rain cancels event. Dec. 2, 5-6 p.m. $10 parking. 805.788.2381. Lopez Lake, 6800 Lopez Dr., Arroyo Grande.

SHELL BEACH HOLIDAY STROLL Take a holiday stroll down Shell Beach Rd. and enjoy all of the lights and decorations. Dec. 8, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. pismochamber.com. Shell Beach Trailhead, Corner of Bluff Dr. and El Portal, Shell Beach, (805) 458-5575.

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CAL POLY MEN’S BASKETBALL VS PEPPERDINE Bring a toy or gift card for the Salvation Army Toy Drive and get free admission to the game. Dec. 2, 7 p.m. gopoly.com. Mott Athletics Center, 1 Grand Ave, San Luis Obispo, 805-756-7297.

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cookies, hot cocoa, visiting with Santa Claus, and a special reading of The Polar Express aboard the La Ceusta car at the SLO Railroad Musuem. Parents can enjoy a wine and cheese tasting. All proceeds benefit the youth and families served by the Family and Care Network. Dec. 10, 11 a.m. $10 kids; $15 adults. slochamber.org. San Luis Obispo Railroad Museum, 1940 Santa Barbara Ave, San Luis Obispo, (805) 548-1894.

part of the town’s annual Christmas in Cayucos celebration, the Cayucos Land Conservancy is offering a nature walk. Walks are 1-1.5 hours long. Dec. 9 cayucoschamber.com. Cayucos Beach, 10 Cayucos Dr., Cayucos, 805-781-5930.

Monday • Dec 11

Witness thousands of Monarch Butterflies, so close you can nearly touch them, during these guided tours. Every 14 days, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. 805-2154125. Morro Bay Golf Course, 201 State Park Rd., Morro Bay, golfmorrobay.com.

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Ruby Dragon

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classes, and workshops open to all ages throughout the weekend. Dec. 2 centralcoastparks.org/wpcontent/uploads/2017/11/AWN-Dec-2017-FinalCopy.pdf. Montaña de Oro, 3550 Pecho Valley Rd, Los Osos, (805) 528-0513.

Begin at Sycamore Mineral Springs Resort and hike up a 1.75 mile trail with a 575 foot elevation gain. You may park at the Bob Jones trailhead and walk to Sycamore Hot Springs from there. Dec. 2, 1:30-3 p.m. Free. 916-450-1416. sierraclub.org/santalucia. Sycamore Mineral Springs Resort, 1215 Avila Beach Dr., Avila Beach.

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4-6) class is 3pm on Tuesdays. AIKI-KIDS (age 7-13) classes are Tuesdays/Thursdays at 4pm. Call to observe or pre-register. Tuesdays, Thursdays $50-$75 monthly. 805-544-8866. aikidosanluisobispo.com. Budo Ryu, 3536 South Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

FAMILY CARE NETWORK’S READING OF THE POLAR EXPRESS Put on your pajamas and enjoy

FREE ADOPTION INFORMATION SESSION Free sessions on adoption information at our San Luis Obispo office located at 1540 Marsh Street, Ste 130. The FCCA has placed over 5,100 waiting children into forever families since 1983. First Thursday of every month, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-542-9084. fcadoptions. org. Family Connections Christian Adoptions, 1540 Marsh St. #130, San Luis Obispo.

HOLIDAY KINDERFEST Enjoy cookie decorating with icing and sprinkles and other children’s activities. Dec. 6, 3-5 p.m. Free. 805-781-5775. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

PAJAMA DRAMA: DRAMA AND IMAGINATIVE PLAY CLASSES Drama and imaginative play develops skills that can last a lifetime like the confidence to be brave, desire to share ideas with others, and the joy of solving problems with friends by your side. Saturdays, 11-11:45 a.m. and Mondays, 9:30-11 a.m. $12. 805-709-0761. pyjamadrama.com. SLO Movement Arts Center, 2074 Parker St., San Luis Obispo.

POTTERY FOR KIDS Learn sculpting, throwing on the wheel, and slab building from experienced potters. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 3:30-5 p.m. and Tuesdays, Thursdays, 1:30-3 p.m. through Dec. 19 $30. 805-896-6197. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo. SOU T H COA S T SLO COUN T Y

NEW YOUTH CLASSES IN ARROYO GRANDE (AGES 7-11) Weekly enrichment program cultivating strong minds, strong hearts, and strong bodies to promote social, emotional, and physical well-being. Visit website for complete class CULTURE & LIFESTYLE continued page 27

CULTURE & LIFESTYLE from page 26 description and registration. ongoing, 3:45-4:30 p.m. 805-270-5523. mindfulkindfulyouniversity. com/dragonfly-circles/. Torchell Mind & Body, 530 Camino Mercado, Arroyo Grande. S A N TA Y N E Z VA L L E Y

THE CHRISTMAS TRAIN EXPRESS The train boards and departs at the Los Olivos flagpole. One parent can ride for free with their child or group of children. Dec. 2, 4-8 p.m. $5. losolivosca.com. St. Markâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in the Valley Episcopal Church, 2901 Nojoqui Ave., Los Olivos.

PHOTOS WITH SANTA IN SOLVANG Santa Claus arrives in Solvang to celebrate Julefest. Dec. 1, 4-6 p.m., Dec. 2, 12:20-4 p.m. and Dec. 9, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 805-688-6144. solvangusa.com. Solvang Park, Mission Drive and First Street, Solvang.

SANTA CLAUS AT ST. MARKâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S PARLOR Get photos with Santa Claus as a part of the Los Olivos Olde Fashioned Christmas celebration. Dec. 2, 4-8 p.m. losolivosca.com. St. Markâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in the Valley Episcopal Church, 2901 Nojoqui Ave., Los Olivos.

FOOD & DRINK FARMERS MARKETS SAN LUIS OBISPO

FARMERS MARKET Farmers Market in SLO is the largest Farmers Market in California. Thursdays, 6:109 p.m. Downtown Slo, Higuera St, San Luis Obispo.

SLO FARMERS MARKET Hosts over 60 vendors. Saturdays, 8-10:45 a.m. World Market Parking Lot, 2650 Main St., San Luis Obispo. SOU T H COA S T SLO COUN T Y

NIPOMO FARMERS MARKET Includes a large variety of locally grown produce. Open year round Sundays, 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. NOV. 30 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; DEC. 7 nipomofarmersmarket.com/. Nipomo 2017 Farmers Market, Via Concha Road, Nipomo.

EVENTS SAN LUIS OBISPO

TIBETAN BUDDHISM BOOK STUDY Meditation practice and a discussion of Foundations of Tibetan Buddhism, by H.E. Kalu Rinpoche. Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-438-3949. BodhiPath SLO, 3484 Gregory Ct., San Luis Obispo, bodhipath.org. SOU T H COA S T SLO COUN T Y

WISDOM READINGS Inspiration from Spirit through the Tarot and Oracle cards. Tuesdays, 1-5 p.m. $30-$60. 805-598-1509. divining.weebly.com. Halcyon Store Post Office, 936 South Halcyon Rd., Arroyo Grande.

YOUTH SERVICES The City Church Central Coast holds youth services for junior high school students. Mondays, 6:30 p.m. Free. 929-8990. thecitycc.org. Faith Life Community Church, 726 W Tefft St, Nipomo.

VOLUNTEERS SAN LUIS OBISPO

BUILDING SCIENCE PRINCIPLES TRAINING: EMPOWER SLO COUNTY Earn a Building Science Principles certificate while learning how to maximize overall energy efficiency. Dec. 4, 8 a.m.-5 p.m. and Dec. 5, 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 510-285-6221. empowersbc.org/civicrm/event/ info?reset=1&id=258. Veteranâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Memorial Building, 801 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

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CASKMAS Serving specialty casks at this annual holiday event. Dec. 2, 7-10 p.m. $45-$60. 805-5482337. libertinebrewing.com/caskmas. Libertine Brewing Company, 1234 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

WOODSTOCKâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S SLO PINT NIGHT With the first pint as low as $5, Woodstockâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s gives half-off refills in the same glass. Wednesdays, 8-11 p.m. Free. 805-541-4420. woodstocksslo.com. Woodstockâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pizza, 1000 Higuera St, San Luis Obispo. WOODSTOCKâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S SLO TRIVIA NIGHT For trivia aficionados and fun-lovers alike! Tuesdays, 9-11 p.m. Free. 805-541-4420. woodstocksslo.com/ events/. Woodstockâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pizza, 1000 Higuera St, San Luis Obispo. SOU T H COA S T SLO COUN T Y

DECEMBER LUNCHEON 2017 Celebrating

LITERACY FOR LIFE: VOLUNTEER TUTOR TRAINING Training community members to become volunteer tutors to adults 16 and older in basic English. The tutors work one-on-one with learners. Dec. 2, 10 a.m.-3:30 p.m. $25. 805541-4219. literacyforlifeslo.org/. Union Bank, 995 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

MEALS ON WHEELS Meals on Wheels, San Luis Obispo, needs noon time drivers. Must have own car to deliver prepared meals. Mondays-Fridays, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 805-235-8870. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

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S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ L O S A L A M O S the historic Foxen Trail have banded together to revive this holiday event. Guests will receive a passport with 20 squares printed on the back. Each square equals a 1oz pour that they can redeem at any of the participating wineries. Enjoy live entertainment, freshly baked Christmas cookies, olive oil tastings, and more. Dec. 9-11 $45. foxenvineyard.com. Foxen Canyon Wine Trail, Foxen Canyon Road, Santa Maria.

members to become volunteer tutors to adults. The tutors work one-on-one teaching basic English language skills. Tutors must attend both training sessions in order to qualify. Sessions are hosted in the conference room of Union Bank. Dec. 2, 10 a.m.-3:30 p.m. $25. 805-541-4219. literacyforlifeslo.org. Union Bank, 995 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

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the retirement of Judith Bean, CEO of the Arroyo Grande and Grover Beach Chamber of Commerce. Lunch provided by Giuseppeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Italian Restaurant. Dec. 6, 12-1 p.m. $20. 805-489-1488. aggbchamber.com. South County Regional Center, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande.

Seeking volunteers to provide foster homes for foster kittens or cats with special needs. The Feline Network pays for food, litter, and any medications needed. Volunteers also needed to help with humanely trapping and transporting feral cats for spay/neuter. ongoing 805-549-9228. felinenetwork. org. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

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in every Friday for $2 off refills. Fridays, 5-10 p.m. through Feb. 9 805-868-7133. 7sistersbrewing. com/events. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

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experiencing life-limiting or end-of life conditions. First Sunday of every month, 2-4 p.m. Free. 805544-2266. hospiceslo.org/services/hospice-slocounty-threshold-singers. Hospice SLO County, 1304 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo.

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THE BEAR AND STAR CHEFâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S TABLE DINNER With Executive Chef/Co-Owner Ted Hopson and Beverage Director/Co-Owner Ann-Marie Verdi of The Bellwether. Ann-Marie Verdi contributes a craft cocktail to complement the dinner and collaborates on Santa Barbara County wine pairings with The Bear and Star General Manager Robert Williams. Dec. 5, 6-9 p.m. The Bear and Star, 2860 Grand Ave., Los Olivos, 686-1359.

THE BRANDER VINEYARD HOLIDAY OPEN HOUSE Dec. 2, 1-4 p.m. $20-$35. The Brander Vineyard, 2401 N Refugio Rd., Los Olivos.

CHRISTMAS AT FIG LO Enjoy eggnog, hot beverages, live music, a visit from Santa Claus, and more. Dec. 2, 6-8 p.m. Figueroa Mountain Brewery (LO), 2363 Alamo Pintado Ave., Los Olivos.

HOLIDAY OPEN HOUSE AT KEN BROWN WINES Dec. 2, 11 a.m.-4:30 p.m. kenbrownwines.com. Ken Brown Wines, 157 W Highway 246, Buellton.

WINE TASTING WITH THE WINTER PASS Enjoy 15 wine tastings at participating Santa Ynez tasting rooms. No black-out dates. Through Jan. 31, 2018, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. $45. 800.563.3183. santaynezwinecountry.com/association-events. Participating Wine Tasting Rooms, Santa Ynez Valley, Santa Ynez, Buellton, Los Olivos, Solvang. â&#x2C6;&#x2020;

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Season’s greetings

Start off the holiday season right with Downtown San Luis Obispo’s 42nd annual Holiday Parade on Dec. 1. Winding their way down Higuera Street, hundreds of participants will show off festive flair based on the 2017 theme “holiday hoedown.” Colorful floats, marching bands, carolers, and more will be competing for bragging rights in three categories: Best In Theme, Most Creative, and Most Entertaining. Attracting around 10,000 spectators each year, this is one of the largest holiday parades on the Central Coast. The parade festivities will run from 7 p.m. to midnight. The event is free and families are encouraged to attend. Visit downtownslo.com for more information.

Flying high

Want a seasonal show that’s a bit out of the ordinary? Enjoy high-flying entertainment with Suspended Motion’s Aerial Winter Showcase on Dec. 1 and 2. Dancers of all ages will demonstrate their aerial silk, aerial hoop, and contortion skills while flying in sync with your favorite holiday songs. Bring blankets and cozy up for this memorable performance. Complimentary apple cider and cookies will be provided for the crowd. The aerial arts studio is located at 207 Surburban Road in SLO. Doors open at 6:30 p.m. and the show begins at 7 p.m. Tickets range from $15 for adults to $10 for students, seniors, and children. Children can also be admitted for free if sharing a seat with an adult. Visit suspendedmotion.net for more information.

Floral fun

Get creative and crafty with a wreath-making workshop in downtown SLO on Dec 4. Instructor Courtney Mellblom, a local farmer and florist, will guide students through crafting their own holiday bouquets and arrangements. Inspired by her years of experience working with local fauna, Mellblom specializes in loose, organic pieces. This relaxing evening is being hosted by The Station SLO. Wine, beer, and other beverages will be available throughout the two-hour workshop. The Station SLO is located at 311 Higuera St., and the class begins at 7 p.m. Guests must be 21 or over in order to attend. Visit thestationslo.com to register. ∆ —Sinéad Schouten

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Gallery

BY RYAH COOLEY

A New York state of mind SLOMA brings NYC artists to Central Coast

henever William Carroll doesn’t know what to paint, he just takes a little walk. This works so well that the New York based artist has now walked all over each of the five boroughs in the city, small memo pad and pen in hand so that he can quickly make sketches without missing a step. Later, Carroll’s on-the-go drawings are transferred to a larger scale in spray paint. “I’ve really explored New York from corner to corner,” Carroll, who lives in the East Village, said. SLO County art connoisseurs can now glimpse the country’s art capital through Carroll’s eyes (and those of his fellow NYC artists) at the SLO Museum of Art’s new exhibit, Selections: NYC. The show came together when Manhattan-based artist Bill Weiss (who spends his winters in Los Osos) approached the museum with the idea about a year ago. SLOMA Executive Director Karen Kile said the work in the show is meant to be a reflection of the diversity found in the city’s art districts, primarily the areas of Chelsea and the Lower East Side. Pieces from artists Louis Brawley, Brenda Goodman, Pamela Jordan, and Michael Pribich round out the show. The exhibit is the first in a series of an annual show that will focus on contemporary artists from specific art hubs in the country “It’s fun to have a new look and new talent come in,” Kile said. “It’s an experience you’d have doing a walking tour of the Chelsea area.” Carroll, who was born in the Bronx, left the city for years to be in San Francisco, but eventually New York lured him back to the East Coast. “My family is here. The art world is here. It’s a nobrainer,” Carroll said. He settled in the East Village in the early ’80s when it was an up-andcoming art scene, but before it was trendy. One of his favorite things about

the neighborhood is that it requires you to look up at the buildings, which are only zoned to be six stories high. “There’s lots of sky,” Carroll said. “To be in Manhattan and not be crushed is good.” His sketches turned modern, minimalist paintings are often inspired by the mash-up of different buildings, the dialogue between different periods and styles of houses, particularly early in the morning when the city is misty. “I hope I caught the energy,” Carroll said of his pieces. “I hope the works do have a real sense for the city and my love for it.” While Weiss, who curated the show, is also based in the NYC area most of the year, the inspiration for his abstract pieces comes from more universal concepts like whimsy and a meditative state of mind. His rainbow colored piece Arrival is acrylic on cut and layered wood panel and cheekily invites the viewer’s stare to linger. His work has been described as playful and rigorous. “What I’m really trying to do is create good, abstract paintings,” Weiss said. “There’s no real commentary. I just hope people will be exposed to the different types of work.” ∆ NYC is on Arts Editor Ryah Cooley’s travel bucket list. Contact her at rcooley@newtimesslo.com.

PHOTO COURTESY OF WILLIAM CARROLL

ICONIC Perpetually inspired by walking around all five of New York City’s neighborhoods, artist William Carroll churns out art based on the sights of the city. PHOTO COURTESY OF BILL WEISS

PHOTO COURTESY OF WILLIAM CARROLL

It’s been waitin’ for you

Selections: NYC will be on display at the SLO Museum of Art through Dec. 29. Visit sloma.org for more information.

SKY HIGH Artist William Carroll is inspired by his East Village neighborhood, where buildings can only be built six stories tall and the sky can still be seen.

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WHIMSICAL Manhattan artist Bill Weiss spends winters in Los Osos and crafts abstract pieces like Arrival, which is acrylic on cut and layered wood panel. Weiss pulled together a few East Coast artist friends to bring the Selections: NYC exhibit to SLOMA.

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Arts

Literature

BY RYAH COOLEY

Just right Jan Brett’s The Mermaid reimagines Goldilocks

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New Times: What inspired the aesthetic and storyline of The Mermaid? Jan Brett: Ever since I was in kindergarten I wanted to be a children’s book illustrator. I loved to draw, and I loved books. I tell my story with my pictures mostly. I’ve always loved the Goldilocks story. It’s about curiosity. Goldilocks is really a metaphor for how you feel as a child because you’re doing things for the first time. No one can promise you it’ll be perfect, but you’ll be glad for the experience. My daughter and her young family lived in Okinawa, PHOTO COURTESY OF JAN BRETT

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illustrating process look like? JB: I’m always thinking about what the next book will be. I get the idea and think about it while I’m running. I’ll write the story and make sure it’s something I can draw. Then I’ll do a book dummy, which is done in a looser, sketchier style. I’ll try to figure out the arc of the story and the characters.

NT: What inspires you? JB: I have a real need to communicate in an artistic way. For me, the way I can express myself is with my art, and they’re like little conversations. NT: What do you want your young readers to take away from The Mermaid? JB: I want them to go to other countries and experience other cultures. I want them to think of imagination as a problem-solving tool, as something exciting. I want them to get a sense of how beautiful this world under the ocean is. NT: Do you have any upcoming books? JB Yes, The Snowy Nap (coming out in 2018). It’s about a hedgehog that hibernates every winter, but the other animals tell him all the things he’s going to miss, so he decides to stay up for winter. ∆

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hird time’s a charm right? Goldilocks knew it and so does author and illustrator Jan Brett, who is now on her third iteration of the tale about a young girl (who is admittedly breaking and entering) on her quest to find something that’s just right. First, she went classic with her own Goldilocks and the Three Bears. Next came The Three Snow Bears, featuring an Inuit girl protagonist and a polar bear family. Then in September, Brett turned the whole fairy tale upside down when she released The Mermaid (recommend for ages 4 to 8), starring Kiniro, a young mermaid who stumbles upon the home of three octopuses off the coast of Okinawa, Japan. And soon the MassachusettsCURIOUS What Jan Brett loves most about the based author will grace our very Goldilocks tale is the sense of curiosity it inspires, own coastline when she and which led her to write The Mermaid, an under the her tour bus decked out with sea version that features octopuses instead of bears mermaid art make a stop at off the coast of Okinawa, Japan. the downtown San Luis Obispo Barnes and Noble on Dec. 10. Japan, for years and we would visit all the Brett, who has more than 40 million time. I thought it was really a beautiful books in print, stopped to chat with New place. I left a bit of my heart there. Times about storytelling, staying curious, and more. NT: What does your writing and

Arts Editor Ryah Cooley always wanted to be a mermaid. Contact her at rcooley@ newtimesslo.com.

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Under the sea AUTHOR AND ILLUSTARTOR Jan Brett started out as an illustrator but ended up becoming a double threat as a way to get her work published.

Jan Brett, author/illustrator of The Mermaid (and about 25 children’s books in total) will make an appearance at Barnes and Noble in downtown San Luis Obispo on Dec. 10 at 10 a.m. Look for the big bus decked out in mermaid art. Visit janbrett.com for more information.

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puts on a great live show. Rolling Stone placed her new album on their recent “50 Best Albums of 2017 So Far” list and proclaimed it “near-perfect from front to back.” It’s full of great tunes including her breakout single “I’ve Got Soul.” And don’t miss opener Gill Landry, who’s on the road in support of his newest Love Rides a Dark Horse. This guy’s got an amazing voice, and you may know him as his stage name Frank Lemon and his time with The Old Crow Medicine Show. The new songs are moody and amazing, and he wrote the album about coming to terms with his fiancée leaving him, calling the songs his “map out of the darkness.” This ought to be a great show.

Old-school blues shouter

STRAIGHT OUTTA MEMPHIS Genre-jumping singer-songwriter and multi-instrumentalist Valerie June plays the Fremont Theater on Dec. 2.

She’s got soul Valerie June plays the Fremont Theater

f you came off the road into a desolate town and happened onto a hole-inthe-wall juke joint, your dream would be to find Valerie June on stage, guitar (or banjo or ukulele) in hand, laying down her mix of old-school folk, blues, gospel, soul, country, Appalachian, and bluegrass sounds. The multi-instrumentalist born in Jackson but now based in Memphis, Tennessee, was introduced to gospel in her church and R&B and soul from her father, who owned a construction company but was also a part-time promoter for gospel singers as well as Prince, K-Ci & JoJo, and Bobby Womack. Her first job as a teen was helping her dad hang posters. The 35-year-old moved to Memphis in 2000 and started recording at the age of 19, eventually becoming part of the Broken String Collective. Later she was

featured on MTV’s online series $5 Cover, which followed the lives of Memphis musicians trying to make a living. Her first big break came in 2010 with the release of the EP Valerie June and the Tennessee Express, which featured The Old Crow Medicine Show. Since then she’s worked with Dan Auerbach of The Black Keys, who produced her successful 2011 album Pushin’ Against a Stone, and she’s currently touring in support of her 2017 release The Order of Time. This Saturday, Dec. 2, Goldenvoice presents Valerie June in the Fremont Theater (8 p.m.; all ages; $25 at Boo Boo’s and ticketfly.com). Special Guest Gill Landry will open the evening. With a voice that shares the bright, reedy quality of Dolly Parton, the mesmerizing stage presence of Tina Turner, and solid musicianship, she

The SLO Blues Society hosts the Nikki Hill Band this Saturday, Dec. 2, at the SLO Vets Hall, for a night of bluesy, R&Binflected rock ’n’ roll (8 p.m.; 21-and-older; $25 at Boo Boo Records, Cheap Thrills, or at the door). Hill, who’s got the coolest fashion sense in the world, was born in North Carolina but now calls New Orleans home. She was raised in the church choir but quickly became enamored with R&B and garage rock rumble. “Nikki transcends easy categorization—a spitfire with the souldrenched voice of Etta James and the tattooed, untamable aura of a punk rocker,” her bio claims. “Just a few years ago, Nikki was a bartender with an affinity for punk and a deep love for classic R&B. At her husband Matt’s behest, she stepped out from behind the bar and onto the stage. The response was instant and electric, stunning audiences with the band’s muscular sound and Nikki’s voice and inimitable charisma.” The band features Matt Hill on guitar, Nick Gaitan on bass, Chuck Cotton on drums, and Laura Chavez on guitar, who was lead guitarist for the Candye Kane band for many years. Everything you need to understand about Hill is summed up in her cover of Chuck Berry’s “Sweet Little Rock and Roller,” which shares the raw energy of the original. She’s an old-school blues shouter that hails from the earliest days of rock, but she can also exhibit remarkable vocal control. “It would be easy to just be a blues

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Hop bots

Numbskull and Good Medicine Presents have a trio of shows lined up this week, including hip-hop act Flobots playing The Siren on Tuesday, Dec. 5 (7:30 p.m.; 21-and-older; $15 presale at Boo Boo’s and ticketfly.com or $18 at the door), as part of their Rise + Shine tour with opening act Bang Data. Formed in Denver in 2005 by Jamie Laurie, the hip-hop and rock act has morphed into an ensemble featuring “a pair of intelligent, visionary emcees … with a battle-hardened, groovefusing rhythm section, and a classically trained violist,” according to their bio. “The result is a sound that explores and expands the frontiers of live hiphop. Progressive in both style and message, the band’s ability to drop from symphonic rock-infused crescendos into stripped-down string-laden breakbeats has earned Flobots a reputation for both originality and authenticity. “Armed with musicianship, intelligence, and an ingrained sense of rebellion, Flobots are looking to engage a new musical culture, one mind at a time. If you are thinking, you are winning.” Their single “Handlebars” off their 2007 major label debut Fight with Tools became a mainstay of modern rock radio in 2008, cementing the group’s rep as sly observers of celebrity culture—think Cake or King Missile. They’re currently touring in support of their fourth album, Noenemies, which offers more dynamic and politically charged tracks. They say the tour is a “call to action, set to remind us that the division and negativity that currently dominate the national conversation is not in the spirit of human nature—that our true potential is much more positive and welcoming.” STARKEY continued page 33 PHOTO COURTESY OF FLOBOTS

THEY ARE FLOBOTS Ultra hip hip-hop act Flobots play The Siren on Dec. 5 as part of their Rise + Shine tour.

ROCK AND ROLLER Nikki Hill brings her old school blues shouter and early rock ’n’ roll sounds to the SLO Blues Society show on Dec. 2, in the SLO Vets Hall.

shouter; that’s a lot of fun,” Hill said in press materials. “But it’s always important and a challenge to get your point across when you’re not shouting. I credit learning that vocal control to being in gospel choirs, because that’s where you have to be soft or be harsh.” Fans of Chuck Berry, Etta James, Ruth Brown, and Little Richard, don’t miss this show! Local blues stylists Code Blues will open the show with their tight sounds. Bring your dancing shoes—there’s lots of space to get down.

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SINGERSONGRITER GONE SOLO On Dec. 7, Sean Watkins of the Grammywinning band Nickel Creek, brings his solo material to The Siren.

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“The music on our album is about our power to see each other more fully,” the band said in press materials. “We find that there’s nothing better for the soul than meeting people face to face. We cannot wait to hit the road.” You can also see Journey Unauthorized, a Journey tribute band, at The Siren on Saturday, Dec. 2 (9 p.m.; 21-and-older; $15 presale at Boo Boo’s and ticketfly.com or $18 at the door), and mark your calendar for next Thursday, Dec. 7, when Sean Watkins of Grammy-winning Nickel Creek plays The Siren (7 p.m.; 21-and-older; $17 presale at Boo Boo’s and ticketfly. com or $20 at the door). The singersongwriter and multi-instrumentalist pens thoughtful observational and autobiographical tunes. “I loved being in bands,” Watkins noted in press materials. “But now that I’ve done songs that I really like—I’m proud of my last one, and even prouder of this one—that makes a big difference when you’re traveling solo, stepping onstage by yourself. It’s fun to go out onstage— anything is possible. It’s gone from feeling daunting to being hopeful and free.”

Drink in the holiday

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San Diego-based, female-fronted rock act The Night Howls bring their muscular ’70s-style rock to Frog and Peach on Sunday, Dec. 3 (10 p.m.; 21-and-older; free). With hints of psychedelic swirl and Janis Joplin-esque vocals, this band will rock you. ∆ Keep up with New Times Senior Staff Writer Glen Starkey via Twitter at twitter. com/glenstarkey, friend him at facebook. com/glenstarkey, or contact him at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com. PHOTO COURTESY OF THE NIGHT HOWLS

SEVENTIES ROCK San Diego-based rockers The Night Howls play the Frog and Peach on Dec. 3.

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Arts Goin’ South

T HE CLIFFS R E S OR T : 2757 Shell Beach Rd., Shell Beach, (805) 773-5000, cliffsresort.com. FIGUEROA MOUNTAIN BREWING CO.: 1462 E. Grand Ave., Arroyo Grande, (805) 474-8525, figmtnbrew.com. Singer/ Songwriter Night every Wed. from 8-10pm. HARRY’S NIGHT CLUB AND BEACH BAR: Cypress and Pomeroy, downtown Pismo Beach, (805) 773-1010. Thurs.: Front Row Karaoke. 11/30: DJ Camote at 5pm; 12/1: Nothing But Trouble at 9pm; 12/2: Tommy Lee & The Portigees at 3pm and Nothing But Trouble at 9pm. LIDO RESTAURANT AT DOLPHIN BAY: 2727 Shell Beach Rd., Pismo Beach, (805) 773-4300 or thedolphinbay.com. Live music Tues., Thurs., and Fri. from 5-8pm. MONGO’S SALOON: 359 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, (805) 489-3639. Open blues jam every Wed.; DJ Drumz every Fri.; Karaoke with DJ Sam every Sun. 12/2: Easton Everett at 3pm and Soundhouse at 9pm; 12/9: Tommy Lee at 3pm and True Villains at 9pm. MR. RICK’S: 404 Front St., Avila Beach, (805) 595-7425, mrricks.com. 12/1: DJ Sparx and Triple Threat; 12/2: Triple Threat; 12/3: LBS; 12/8: John Wessell & Gig Poacher. PUFFERS OF PISMO: 781 Price St., Pismo Beach, (805) 773-6563, puffersofpismo. com. Live music every Tues. from 6:309:30pm, and most Fri. and Sat. from 7-10pm. 11/30: James and Dorian at 6:30pm; 12/2: Toan Chau at 7pm; 12/6: Side Effects at 6:30pm; 12/7: John Alan Connerley at 7pm; 12/8: Amber & Smoke at 7pm; 12/9: Amber & Smoke at 7pm. SEAVENTURE: 100 Ocean View, Pismo Beach, 773-4994. Live music every Wed. from 6-9pm, Fri. from 6-9pm; and Sun. from 2-6pm. SKIP GIBSON’S BBQ: 1572 W Grand Ave., Grover Beach, (805) 474-5674.

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b a n g t h e d r u m b r e w e r y. c o m . Acoustic acts every Sun. BARRELHOUSE BREWING CO. SPEAKEASY: 1033 Chorro St. (805) 296-1128, barrelhousebrewing.com. BON TEMPS CREOLE CAFE: 1000 Olive St., (805) 544-2100. Zydeco music, live blues, and jazz on Wednesday evenings. BUFFALO PUB AND GRILL: 717 Higuera St., (805) 544-5515. FREMONT THEATER: 1035 Monterey St., (805) 546-8600, fremontslo.com. 12/2: Valerie June; 12/9: Moonshiner Collective. FROG & PEACH PUB: 728 Higuera St., (805) 595-3764. THE GRADUATE: 990 Industrial Way, (805) 541-096, slograd.com. Country Night every Thu. from 8pm-2am; Noche Caliente every Fri. from 10pm-2am. KREUZBERG COFFEE C O M PA N Y : 685 Higuera St., (805) 439-2060, kreuzbergcalifornia.com. Open mic night every Wed. THE LIBRARY BAR AND LOUNGE: 723 Higuera St., (805) 542-0199. LINNAEA’S CAFE: 1110 Garden St., (805) 541-5888. LUNA RED: 1023 Chorro St., (805) 540-5243. MOTHER’S TAVERN: 725 Higuera St, (805) 541-8733, motherstavern.com. Live music every Fri. from 7:30-10:30pm. NOVO RESTAURANT AND LOUNGE: 726 Higuera St., (805) 543-3986, novorestaurant.com. SLO BREW: 736 Higuera St., (805) 5431843, slowbrew.com. 12/3: Box the Oxford and Arms Akimbo at 7pm; 12/4: Corey Smith and Jade Jackson at 10pm; 12/5: Polyrhythmics at 10pm; 12/6: Dirtwire and Headphone Activist at 10pm. STEYNBERG GALLERY: 1531 Monterey St. (805) 547-0278. TAP IT BREWING COMPANY: Clarion Ct., (805) 545-7702, tapitbrewing.com.

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ASUNCION RIDGE: 725 12th St. Paso Robles, (805) 237-1425. Live music Fridays and Saturdays from 5-8pm. BARRELHOUSE BREWERY AND BEER GARDENS: 3055 Limestone Way, Paso Robles, (805) 296-1128, barrelhousebrewing.com. 12/1: Starling Wright at 5:30pm; 12/2: AC Myles at 5:30pm; 12/8: Pete & Lauren at 5:30pm; 12/9: James Sweetwater Duo at 5:30pm. BROKEN EARTH WINERY: 5625 Highway 46E, Paso Robles, (805) 239-2562. Live music every Sat. from 1-4pm. CHATEAU LETTAU: 840 13th St. Paso Robles, (805) 238-6800. 12/1: Wine Country Troubadours at 7pm. D’ANBINO VINEYARDS AND CELLARS: 710 Pine St., Paso Robles, (805) 227-6800 or danbino.com. 11/30: The Real Blues Jam (North) from 6:30-9:30pm; 12/1: Dave Becker and the Central Coast All Stars from 7:30-10pm; 12/2: Burning James and the Funky Flames from 7:30-10pm; 12/7: The Real Blues Jam (North) from 6:30-9:30pm; 12/8: The Kings of Cool from 7:30-10pm; 12/9: Byrom Brothers from 7:30-10pm. ENOTECA RESTAURANT AND BAR: 206 Alexa Ct., Paso Robles, (805) 238-2834, labellasera.com. Jazz every Thurs. night featuring Adam Levine and Judy Philbin from 7-9pm. LAST STAGE WEST: Halfway Station on Highway 41 (15050 Morro Road at Toro Creek), (805) 461-1393 or laststagewest. net. PASO ROBLES INN CATTLEMAN’S LOUNGE: 103 Spring St., (805) 2382660. Live music 6-8pm and Friday and Saturday from 9:30-11:30pm. PINE STREET SALOON: 1234 Pine St., Paso Robles, (805) 238-1114. PONY CLUB WINE BAR AT HOTEL CHEVAL: 1021 Pine St., Paso Robles, (805) 226-9995. 12/1: Martin Paris from 6-9pm; 12/2: Luke Byron from 6-9pm; 12/8: Sunny Wright from 6-9pm; 12/9: Rewined from 6-9pm. SCULPTERRA WINERY: 5015 Linne Rd.,

Paso Robles, (805) 226-8881. Steve Key presents “Songwriters at Play” Saturdays and Sundays from 1-4pm. TOOTH & NAIL WINERY: 3090 Anderson Rd., Paso Robles, (805) 369-6100. VINA ROBLES V I N E YA R D S AND WINERY: 3700 Mill Rd. Highway 46 E. Paso Robles, (805) 227-4812, vinarobles. com. Live music every Sat. from 1-4pm.

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CAMBRIA PINES LODGE: 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, (805) 927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com. 11/30: LBS Duo at 8pm; 12/1: Marcus DiMaggio at 3pm and Catalina Eddy & The Blue Keys at 9pm; 12/2: Bobby Malone at 3pm and GT & Friends at 9pm; 12/3: LBS Duo at 8pm; 12/4: Sebastian Luna at 8pm; 12/5: Louie Ortega at 8pm; 12/6: Andy Scott at 8pm; 12/7: Marcus DiMaggio at 8pm; 12/8: Marcus DiMaggio at 3pm and The Edge of Art at 9pm; 12/9: Bobby Malone at 3pm and LBS Trio at 9pm. CAMBRIA PUB AND STEAKHOUSE: 4090 Burton Dr., Cambria, (805) 927-0782. Bob Benjamin every Fri. at 6pm. C E N T R A L LY G R O W N : 7432 Exotic Garden Dr., Cambria, (805) 927-3563, centrallygrown.com. Bob Benjamin every Sun. from 10am-2pm. LAS CAMBRITAS: 2336 Main St., Cambria, (805) 927-0175. Jon Stephens every Thurs. at 5pm; Bob Benjamin every Sat. at 6pm. OLD CAYUCOS TAVERN & CARDROOM: 130 N. Ocean Ave., Cayucos, (805) 9953209, oldcayucostavern.com. Live music every Fri and Sat. OTTER ROCK CAFE: 885 Embarcadero, Morro Bay, (805) 772-1420. Wed: Karaoke, 8pm. Thurs.: Live jam, 8pm. Fri.-Sun.: live music. THE SIREN: Main St., Morro Bay, (805) 7728478, thesirenmorrobay.com. STAX WINE BAR: 1099 Embarcadero, Morro Bay, (805) 772-5055, staxwine.com. Live music Thurs. and Sun. from 6-8pm. 699 WINDOWS ON THE WATER: Embarcadero, Suite 7, Morro Bay, 7720677. 12/4: David Pope from 6-9pm. ∆

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Family bonds

ee Unkrich and Adrian Molina co-direct this animated adventurecomedy written by the directors and Jason Katz and Matthew Aldrich, about Miguel (voiced by Anthony Gonzalez), an aspiring musician from a family in which music is banned. Miguel is swept into the Land of the Dead and meets his forebears in this film that explores the Mexican tradition of el Día de los Muertos, or the Day of the Dead. (109 min.)

Glen This colorful, eye-popping film acts as a perfect starter course to understanding the Mexican culture’s deeply held importance of family—not only the close familial ties among generations but also the expectations of adhering to tradition and respecting authority. It’s also the clearest explanation of the Day of the Dead that I’ve seen, explaining the ideas behind the altarlike shrines, or ofrendas, where deceased loved ones’ photos are placed along with items (offerings) they valued when alive. Once a year, the dead can come visit the living … as long as they’re still remembered with an ofrenda. The central conceit of the film is that those in the Land of the Dead can disappear forever if they’re completely forgotten by the living. The more surface plot is about Miguel’s deep love of music and the mystery behind his family’s ban. Miguel’s family members are shoemakers and have been for many generations. It’s a noble tradition, but Miguel’s love of music leads him to rebel—and worse, in an effort to play in a music contest, he steals a guitar from the grave of Ernesto de la Cruz (Benjamin Bratt), the greatest mariachi in history, which leads to his crossing over to the Land of the Dead. If he doesn’t find a way back by sunrise, he’ll remain there. He’s befriended by Héctor (Gael García Bernal), who is at risk of being forgotten forever, so Héctor agrees to help Miguel return to the living in exchange for Miguel bringing his photo back and placing it on an ofrenda, all because Héctor wants to visit his aging daughter one more time during the Day of the Dead. I might be making it sound more complicated than it is, but the film is crystal clear, thoroughly entertaining, and heartwarming as heck. I haven’t been this charmed by an animated film since Up (2009). Anna Miguel’s great-grandma, Mamá

At the

GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN After accidently crossing over to the Land of the Dead, Miguel (Anthony Gonzalez, center) gets help from his deceased family members to return to the land of the living.

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What’s it rated? PG What’s it worth, Anna? Full Price What’s it worth, Glen? Full Price Where’s it showing? Sunset Drive-In, Downtown Centre, Park, Stadium 10, Galaxy Coco (Ana Ofelia Murguía), is the eldest matriarch in his family and the daughter of Mamá Imelda (Alanna Ubach). Imelda banished music from the lives of her family after her husband left her alone with young Coco to pursue a career in mariachi. Miguel is secretly a major fanboy of the late Ernesto de la Cruz, having his own shrine to the man hidden away from his family and a scrappy handmade guitar painted to look like the one in Cruz’s mausoleum. Mama Coco is ancient and senile, but her daughter, Miguel’s Abuelita (Renee Victor), strictly carries forth the “no music” rule, chasing him with her shoe when he shows interest in the local mariachis. It isn’t until the photo of Mamá Imelda, Coco, and his mysterious unknown great-grandfather (whose face has been torn and most of his body folded out of frame) breaks thanks to Miguel’s street dog friend named Dante that he discovers Cruz’s guitar and his grandfather’s are one and the same. Wonderfully full of color and life, arguably even more so in the Land of the Dead than the living, this is

a heartwarming adventure and a perfect family treat. It’s always a huge score for parents when they can actually enjoy the movies with their kids, and Coco hits that sweet spot dead on. Glen It truly is a great family film with a great message, and it has some twists and turns I didn’t see coming. It certainly shows how miscommunication, bad luck, and intractability conspire to hurt relationships, and like any good family film, lessons are learned, compromises are made, and bonds are strengthened. In addition to the kaleidoscopic animation and wonderfully rendered characters, the voice work is first rate, and despite Miguel’s family ban on music, the film is filled with boisterous, life-affirming songs. Even though death seems like a macabre subject for kids, the Day of the Dead holiday isn’t about ghosts or scares but instead about honoring one’s ancestors. American culture doesn’t often embrace multigenerationalism. In fact, it’s quite rare for American families to live with three or more generations in one home, but it’s very common in Mexico, and in Coco, that’s a beautiful thing. Instead of packing grandma away to an old folks home, she’s there as a connection to the past, to offer love and wisdom. Coco really is a love letter to the Mexican culture. I won’t be one bit surprised if this wins Best Animated Feature at next year’s

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What’s it rated? PG-13 Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Stadium 10, Park, Galaxy Dusty (Mark Wahlberg) and Brad (Will Ferrell) have joined forces to provide their kids with the perfect Christmas. Their newfound partnership is put to the test when Dusty’s old school, macho dad (Mel Gibson) and Brad’s ultra-affectionate and emotional dad (John Lithgow) arrive just in time to throw the holiday into complete chaos. (98 min.) —Paramount Pictures

What’s it rated? PG Where’s it showing? The Palm Drawing from more than 100 hours of never-before-seen footage that has been tucked away in the National Geographic archives for more than 50 years, award-winning director Brett Morgen tells the story of Jane Goodall, a woman whose chimpanzee research challenged the male-dominated scientific consensus of her time and revolutionized our understanding of the natural world. Set to a rich orchestral score from legendary composer Philip Glass, the documentary offers an unprecedented, intimate portrait of Goodall—a trailblazer who defied the odds to become one of the world’s most admired conservationists. (90 min.) —National Geographic Studios

What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Rental Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Stadium 10, Park, Galaxy Zack Snyder (300, Watchmen, Sucker Punch, Man of Steel, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice) directs this ensemble super hero flick featuring Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot), Aquaman (Jason Momoa), Batman (Ben Affleck), The Flash (Ezra Miller), and Cyborg (Ray Fisher), who must save the world from Steppenwolf (Ciarán Hinds) and his army of Parademons, all while humanity ponders the death of Superman (Henry Cavill). Justice League isn’t a terrible movie, but in an age when superhero stories are finding new and fun ways of telling their stories, this feels like a step backwards.

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Academy Awards. It deserves it! Anna I agree; it’s definitely a frontrunner as far as I’m concerned for 2017 Oscar wins in the animated category. The music is wonderful, adding another layer to the richness built by the animators and writers. Death is handled in a way that to me seems appropriate even for fairly young children—the idea of family still living in another world and still coming to visit once a year is sweetly comforting. The film is not without its villain, though, and the filmmakers adeptly kept their adult audience engaged by not making plot twists and character betrayals/loyalties too obvious. They’ve managed to build a charming and relatable other world, but also a home in our world worth returning to. Everyone gets to learn something in this film, whether it is Miguel seeing that people are not always who you think they are, Hector learning that ancient mistakes still deserve apologies, or Abuelita realizing that being an overprotective matriarch doesn’t mean you’re right 100 percent of the time. Bottom line, it’s a family film all about what it means to be a family, and that means loving each other— music-making warts and all. ∆ Split Screen is written by Senior Staff Writer Glen Starkey and his wife, Anna. Comment at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.

REVIEW SCORING FULL pRICE .... It’s worth the price of an evening show MATINEE ........ Save a few bucks, catch an afternoon show RENTAL .......... Rent it STREAMING.... Wait ’til Netflix has it NOTHING ........ Don’t waste your time When even Gadot’s luminescence can’t save your dour proceedings, you’ve done something terribly wrong. (120 min.) —Glen Starkey

LADY BIRD What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Full Price Where’s it showing? The Palm, Galaxy Writer-director Greta Gerwig helms this coming of age story about high schooler Christine “Lady Bird” McPherson (Saoirse Ronan) over the 2002-’03 school year in Sacramento, exploring her difficult relationship with her mother Marion (Laurie Metcalf) and others in her life. I’ve got a mom and two sisters, so I’m well aware that mothers and daughters can have very complicated relationships with one another, and that’s certainly the case

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here. Marion loves her daughter and wants what’s best for her, but she’s extremely judgmental and frequently unsupportive of Lady Bird. Likewise, Lady Bird loves her mother but feels completely misunderstood, and she’s abrasively dismissive of her mother and her provincial ideas. One key scene finds them bickering bitterly in a secondhand store while searching for a dress for a dance. One second they’re at each other’s throats and then Marion pulls a dress from the rack and they both swoon over it like they’re not in the midst of an argument. Theirs is a mercurial relationship that turns on a dime, but beneath the acrimony is a deep connection. It’s senior year, and Lady Bird is finding romance with Danny O’Neill (Lucas Hedges) and joining theater with her bestie Julie (Beanie Feldstein), but

naturally things go awry and soon Lady Bird is pining over musician and antiCapitalist Kyle (Timothée Chalamet) and ingratiating herself into the life of the super popular Jenna Walton (Odeya Rush). Gerwig perfectly taps into the floundering, insecure feelings of adolescence, and watching Lady Bird traverse the difficult terrain of this coming-of-age story is entertaining, joyous, and ultimately poignant. The acting really does shine here, probably because Gerwig is first and foremost an actor herself, having appeared in a lot of wonderful indie films such as Damsels in Distress, Frances Ha, and Maggie’s Plan as well as some bigger films such as Jackie and 20th Century Women. She gets wonderful performances MOVIES continued page 36

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Arts MOVIES from page 35 out of her two principals, but I thought Feldstein as Lady Bird’s awkward friend Julie—who’s secretly and hilariously in love with her math teacher Mr. Bruno (Jake McDorman)—was a real stand out. Feldman morphs herself into an awkward wallflower. One of the things the film does well is capture what a weird time high school is. It’s like a bubble of unreality. Insecurities rule the day, and in general high school students have no idea that most of the popular kids have peaked and will grow up to be unhappy losers while the misfits inherit the earth, but as viewers we can see the writing on the wall. Jenna may be pretty and perfect, but she’s destined to be a trapped housewife who’ll forever try to recapture her glory days. Kyle may now be mysterious, edgy, and cool, but he’s a pseudo intellectual who’ll end up a bitter lifelong barista or bookstore clerk who felt life cheated him. Maybe Lady Bird won’t fare much better. Maybe she doesn’t have the aptitude to be an artist or a writer. What the film makes clear is that Lady Bird learns what’s important and learns to be a good human being. That’s pretty much all anyone can hope for. (93 min.) —Glen Starkey

LOVING VINCENT What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Full Price Where’s it showing? The Palm Writers-directors Dorota Kobiela and Hugh Welchman helm this story about impressionist painter Vincent Van Gogh (Robert Gulaczyk), exploring his complicated life and mysterious death. Shot with live actors, the film was then transformed into animation. A team of

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115 painters working in Van Gogh’s style painted each of the film’s 65,000 individual frames. The results are a spectacular and mesmerizing achievement! This film is a glory to behold, with paintings coming to life before your eyes. The story—written by the co-directors and Jacek Dehnel—takes place a couple years after Van Gogh’s death. When an undelivered letter is discovered from Vincent Van Gogh to his brother Theo, Vincent’s friend and frequent subject Postman Roulin (Chris O’Dowd) enlists his son Armand (Douglas Booth) to carry the letter to Paris and search for Theo, since the forwarded letter had already been returned “undeliverable.” Armand sets out on the train, and soon his task turns into a mystery story as he tries to find Theo, and barring him, his widow or someone else who should appropriately receive what was perhaps Van Gogh’s last epistle. The film is certainly not the definitive version or Van Gogh’s death—it raises questions but doesn’t offer certain answers, just more conjecture—but it’s entertaining, poignant, and visually arresting. See this one in the theater! (94 min.) —Glen Starkey

ANGER BEGETS ANGER Frustrated at the lack of investigation into her daughter’s murder, a mother puts up several large billboards outside her small town in Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri.

NOVITIATE What’s it rated? R Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Galaxy Raised by a non-religious, single mother in rural Tennessee, a scholarship to Catholic school soon finds Cathleen (Margaret Qualley) drawn into the mystery and romanticism of a life devoted to the worship and servitude of God. With the dawn of the Vatican II era, radical changes in the church are threatening the course of nuns’ lives. As she progresses from the postulant to the novitiate stage

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of training, she finds her faith repeatedly confronted and challenged by the harsh, often inhumane realities of being a servant of God. Cathleen finds herself struggling with issues of faith, sexuality, and recent changes in the life of the church. (123 min.) —Maven Pictures

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who we learn also have connections to Worth’s mysterious past in London. The proceedings are further When? 2017 complicated by the Native American What’s it rated? TV-14 reservations of the Musqwa and Where’s it available? Amazon Ipowahtaman First Nations, whose lands Prime Video border the town and are considered sovereign. It doesn’t take long for Worth et in the stunningly beautiful Canadian to anger the First Nations leaders, and Rockies, this British-Canadian crime there’s also a side story about potential drama created by Rowan Joffe (28 environmental destruction connected to Weeks Later, The American, Before I Go North Stream Oil. to Sleep) focuses on new police chief The series wastes no time getting into Jim Worth (Tim Roth), who runs the tiny the action, and in the very first episode, three-person department of the town PHOTO COURTESY OF of Little Big Bear, a seemingly quiet KUDOS FILM AND TELEVISION community that suddenly finds itself beset by violence connected to North Stream Oil, a huge oil company. Worth has relocated from London with his family—wife Angela (Genevieve O’Reilly), daughter, Anna (Abigail Lawrie), and 5-year-old son, Peter (Rupert Turnbull)—apparently escaping a troubled and violent past as an undercover policeman, which we learn more about as the series continues. DR. JECKYLL OR MR. Other principal players include North HYDE? Tim Roth stars Stream’s Vice President of Stakeholders as small town police chief Relations Elizabeth Bradshaw (Christina Jim Worth whose drinking Hendricks), the company’s ruthless Head of Security Louis Gagnon (Christopher problem brings out his Heyerdahl), and two of Gagnon’s hired violent, ruthless alter ego stooges, Whitey (Oliver Coopersmith) Jack Devlin. and Frank Keane (Ian Puleston-Davies),

Worth and his family suffer a horrible tragedy. Wracked by guilt, Worth throws himself into a murder investigation he believes is tied to North Stream, but he soon succumbs to his alcoholism, which brings out his alter ego Jack Devlin, his undercover name from his London past. Suddenly the mild-mannered police chief becomes a real monkey wrench in North Steam’s exploitive plans, and the series becomes increasingly violent as it leads to the end of the first season. Season 2 is apparently in the works. A lot of the show’s fun comes from the complicated relationship between Worth and his wife, as well as Worth’s shape shifting hero/villain character. Eventually, Worth’s daughter and Whitey spark a romance, which begins to tear the family apart. It’s gripping drama, and Roth is terrific in the role. Likewise, Coopersmith’s Whitey is a fascinating and complicated evil foil to Worth. If you like a dark, moody drama, a sort of modern day Western with an anti-hero at the center, a kind of mix between Fargo and Breaking Bad, this may be the series for you! It’ll grab you by the windpipe and not let go! (10, 60-minute episodes). Δ —Glen Starkey

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MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Rental Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Stadium10, Fair Oaks, Bay, Park, Galaxy Kenneth Branagh (Dead Again, Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, Thor, Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit) directs himself as famed Belgium detective Hercule Poirot, who on a lavish train trip with 13 strangers must solve a murder that could only have been committed by one of his fellow travelers. If you’re familiar with the story, that may work in your favor. If not, the grand reveal may seem like a cop-out, and it certainly will frustrate the armchair detectives who think they’re solving the case. If you like period mystery dramas, this latest iteration of this oft told tale isn’t terrible, but I didn’t need to see it in the theater. (114 min.) —Glen Starkey

THE STAR What’s it rated? PG Where’s it showing?, Stadium 10, Park, Galaxy A small but brave donkey named Bo (Steven Yeun) yearns for a life beyond his daily grind at the village mill. One day he finds the courage to break free, and finally goes on the adventure of his dreams. On his journey, he teams up with Ruth (Aidy

Bryant), a lovable sheep who has lost her flock, and Dave (Keegan-Michael Key), a dove with lofty aspirations. Along with three wisecracking camels and some eccentric stable animals, Bo and his new friends follow the star and become unlikely heroes in the greatest story ever told— the first Christmas. (86 min.) —Sony Pictures Animation

preposterousness of the Marvel Universe, it’s amazing! (130 min.) —Glen Starkey

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What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Full Price Where’s it showing? Sunset Drive-In, Stadium 10, Downtown Centre, Park, Galaxy Taika Waititi (What We Do in the Shadows, Hunt for the Wilderpeople) directs Chris Hemsworth as Thor, the God of Thunder, who loses his hammer, is imprisoned on the other end of the universe, and finds himself pitted against his former ally The Hulk (Mark Ruffalo) in a gladiatorial battle. Meanwhile, Hela (Cate Blanchett), the Goddess of Death, is threatening to destroy Thor’s home, Asgard, so he must escape and race against time to protect everything he holds dear. Between Blanchett as Hela and Goldblum as Grandmaster, you’ve got two really entertaining scenery chewing bad guys. Hemsworth’s Thor has an everyman charm. If you were merely to delineate the plot, this film would sound pretty boring, but as a sustained joke about the

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THREE BILLBOARDS OUTSIDE EBBING, MISSOURI

What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Full Price Where’s it showing? The Palm, Stadium 10 Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri is one shape shifter of a movie. Is it a comedy, tragedy, or quest for vengeance, redemption, and catharsis? Director/writer Martin McDonagh (The Guard) manages to convince you it’s all of the above at different twists and turns in the story. We’re dropped late into the aftermath of mother Mildred Hayes’ (Frances McDormand, Hail, Caesar!, Moonrise Kingdom) grief and pain. Months have gone by since her daughter Angela (Kathryn Newton) was viciously raped and murdered while walking home one night in their small town. Still, local law enforcement has made no arrests and doesn’t even have any suspects. While driving down a forgotten road just outside Ebbing, Mildred gets and idea and proceeds to march into town and pay for three billboards in a row painted red with big black letters that say “Raped while dying,” “And still no arrests?” and “How come, Chief Willoughby?” MOVIES continued page 37

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MOVIES from page 36 It’s a move that instantly sets the town aflutter, leading the viewer down several storylines. There’s police chief Bill Willoughby (Woody Harrelson, The Glass Castle, Nanking), who feels targeted by the billboards while he’s simultaneously dealing with lifethreatening cancer. And we can’t forget Willoughby’s ne’er-do-well deputy Jason Dixon (Sam Rockwell, Frost/Nixon, In The Soup), who has a history of allegedly torturing black people but somehow still has the trust of his boss. And there’s the squirmy ad salesman Red (Caleb Landry Jones, Get Out, The Social Network), who surprisingly shows enough gumption to put the billboards up even though he gets flak being (we think) one of the few gay people in town. Meanwhile, the doeeyed used car salesman James (Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones) makes not so subtle passes at Mildred after she gives an interview on TV. At home, not everyone is on board with Mildred’s bold move. Her teen son, Robbie (Lucas Hedges, Manchester By The Sea), is thrown further into depression by the memories the billboards drag up of his sister. And things get downright violent between Mildred and her abusive ex-husband, Charlie (John Hawkes, Lincoln). The writing is impeccably sharp, with searing lines thrown in at the most emotionally potent moments, and yet, there are so many laugh-out-loud moments, too, in this film that deals rather heavily in anger and sorrow. The acting is superb, particularly performances from McDormand, who plays Mildred as

At the Movies hardened and determined to find justice, and Harrelson as the seemingly hick police chief creates so much nuance and depth for his character. And yet, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri requires being OK with swallowing a hefty dose of imaginative realism. We’re dealing with very real problems, but this is a world where the consequences for, say, throwing someone out a window or committing arson don’t really line up with reality at all. (115 min.) —Ryah Cooley

WONDER What’s it rated? PG What’s it worth? Full Price Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Stadium 10, Park, Galaxy If you’re the type of person who enjoys those inspirational, feelgood, make-you-laugh-and-cry kind of movies, then you’ll love Wonder. However, if you’re that type of person but also a bit of a nerd, you will love Wonder even more. Wonder is about Auggie Pullman (Jacob Temblay), a 10-year-old science enthusiast who was born with facial deformities. The main storyline focuses on Auggie trying to adjust to attending school for the first time after being homeschooled his entire life, but there are also plots centered around the other characters, such as Auggie’s mother (Julia Roberts) trying to finish her dissertation that she put off after Auggie was born. On the surface, this film seems like your typical Oscar bait, with its underdog story and big name actors, (in addition to Roberts, it also features Owen Wilson as Auggie’s father), but there are little details that make Wonder special. For example,

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there are a lot of references to Auggie’s interests, and while I’m sure anyone would like this movie, I don’t think that one can fully appreciate it if they don’t watch Star Wars or have at least minimal knowledge of what Minecraft is. Unlike most movies of this genre that try to appeal to as wide of an audience as possible, Wonder doesn’t shy away from pandering to a slightly more niche crowd. That being said, even if you aren’t a geek like Auggie, chances are there will still be at least one character in this film that you’ll identify with. Auggie’s older sister, Via (Izabela Vidovic), is particularly phenomenal, always loving and supporting Auggie despite the fact that she is dealing with problems of her own, and often feeling alone in those problems since her parents tend to put Auggie’s needs before hers. Even the antagonists in this movie are given depth—for a second there, I actually felt sorry for cruel, rich boy Julian (Bryce Gheisar) once the audience meets his parents. Even if cheesy underdog stories aren’t your usual cup of tea, I still strongly encourage you to give Wonder a chance. It has more personality to it than most other films of this type, and Auggie isn’t even the character in the spotlight 100 percent of the time. It has certain humor and charm that gives it just a touch of uniqueness, and I have a hard time coming up with reasons why anyone wouldn’t like this movie. (113 min.) Δ —Katrina Borges New Times movie reviews were compiled by Arts Editor Ryah Cooley and others. You can contact her at rcooley@ newtimesslo.com.

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Whales, whales, everywhere Get up early for a tour of the Monterey Bay, humpback sightings, and a jellyfish bloom

veryone inhales sharply, exhaling with a “wow” or an “ooh” or an “ahh.” There are about 20 of us cozied up toward the bow of the Princess Monterey. To the left, two humpback whales are surfacing in unison about a quarter of a mile from the boat we’re on. Sea lions are jumping in and out of the water and a gaggle of birds swarm overhead. As the whale tails flick back under water, our tour guide announces that the sea lions are most likely annoying the whales. This Saturday morning after Thanksgiving, my parents and I woke up before 6 a.m. to make the first whale watching tour of the day—one that was PHOTOS BY CAMILLIA LANHAM

WHALE TAIL A humpback whale’s tail pops out of the water for a second before disappearing again.

added because the Get a look other two tours You can book whale watching tours were booked solid. from up and down the Central Coast. The We made our way humpback whales are nearing the end of to the Fisherman’s their migration and the time for blue and Wharf in Monterey gray whale sightings is about to start. staring out at We took the Princess Monterey from the the sunrise—a Fisherman’s Wharf in Monterey. Book a tour online at montereywhalewatching.com. pink-purpleorange-yellow fire cascading over sailboats, fishing vessels, and ripples. As we left the harbor, four sea otters Coffee and doughnuts were waiting for us arched in unison, jumping across the at the Princess Monterey kiosk, where we water in front of us. A cacophony of sea gathered with a few other early risers to lions serenaded the boat as it hit open board the boat. water. Almost as soon as the Princess started to pick up speed, we had our first BLOOMIN’ JELLIES This year was the humpback whale sighting—thanks to the first year in several that a bloom of jellyfish telltale shot of water that’s released as found its way into the Monterey Bay, a sign, they surface, they’re fairly easy to spot. some say, of a healthy aquatic environment. It’s a chilly, clear morning. The pair of humpbacks is at least the fifth sighting so far on this tour of the Monterey Bay. Moss Landing’s smoke stacks are visible on one side. On the other, so is Lover’s Point in Pacific Grove. Sea lions dip and dive, seemingly playing as one of the whales resurfaces a few yards ahead of the bow. Spouts of water spurt perpendicular to the surface at several spots across the bay.

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Gazing at the coastline that stretches in a giant bowl all around us, the Princess picks up speed as she heads back, wind whipping loose hair into a frenzy and we decide to sit inside the cabin. But the open air feels too good, so I squirm back to the deck as the boat skims a bloom of jellyfish that goes for what seems like miles. The orange-brown half orbs with strands of white pulsating beneath a glassy sheen are stinging nettle jellyfish. Randomly interspersed between is the opaque whitish-purple of moon jellies. We follow the bloom all the way back to shore, where a hundred people are waiting in line for the next tour. Δ Editor Camillia Lanham is a fan of the early bird that gets the worm. Send thoughts to clanham@newtimesslo.com.

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Flavor

PHOTOS COURTESY OF ROBIN KIRK WOLF

Spirits

BY HAYLEY THOMAS CAIN

Mix up winter romance Paso’s married mixologists share their secret to holiday bliss

hink you know your significant other? Try to describe them as booze. When I asked Robin Wolf, cocktail czar and manager at The Hatch Rotisserie and Bar in Paso Robles this question, she knew immediately. “Matt? He’s fernet. A little dark, a little moody, a little complex, even a little bitter sometimes, but just what you want at the end of the day,” she mused. Wolf is one of those split personality types: Half herbaceous gin, half smoky, sultry whiskey. With her blazing red hair, love of the spotlight, and bold attitude, I wasn’t surprised to hear her lean toward the latter. “Fernet and whiskey do compliment each other: It’s ‘an industry sour,’” she said. Yes, this is the kind of reply you’d expect from a seasoned mixologist who also happens to own her own bitters operation, SLO Bitter Company. Wolf’s hubby, Matt Hanson, is proud general manager and bar director at Paso’s own Fish Gaucho. That means that, on any given work night, Wolf and Hanson can be found shaking, muddling, and straining sumptuous drinks just a few blocks from each other in downtown Paso Robles. Together, you could even say the couple is elevating the drink culture in this wine-centric town, although these theater aficionados are far too humble to admit it. Hanson said it’s a joy to stop by each other’s workplaces, even if it can be hard to sneak a kiss during peak dinner service. “I come by The Hatch at least once a day, and she’s the only one there who doesn’t say hi to me. If she gets done before me, which is rare, she’ll stop by Fish Gaucho and grab a drink,” he said. “With the restaurants in Paso Robles, we’re all really friendly with our neighbors and more than happy to refer folks across the street.” So, how did these two talented mixologists end up so perfectly matched? The story goes like this. The setting: Arroyo Grande High School. The actor: Hanson, performing in a school play. The way Wolf remembered it, “It was not love at first sight.” She added, “OK. So I might have been a little rude to him.” I asked Hanson to recall that fi rst magical meeting. His take on the story is classic: “She was talking to my brother. I went up to talk to him, and she basically looked at me and said, ‘Who the hell are you?’” Wolf admitted that the pair’s “strong personalities” have been known to clash from time to time. But their connection and attraction is strong and authentic; coated in sugar, they are not. Their

SHAKE IT UP SLO Cocktail king and queen Matt Hanson (right), general manager and bar director at Fish Gaucho and Robin Wolf (left), cocktail czar and manager at The Hatch Rotisserie and Bar, are shaking up crafty cocktails in Paso.

For your mutual pleasure

LOCALLYCRAFTED MARVEL At Hatch Rotisserie, Robin Wolf is crafting lovely winter wonders like this concoction containing bourbon, sweet potato liqueur, Paso Wine Shine, molasses, cream, and holiday spice, with a brûlée marshmallow.

respect is mutual and their creativity bounding. Plus, they still know how to shake things up. For one thing, Hanson can always crank up show tunes from Man of La Mancha (Wolf finally fell for her dark glass of fernet when he played the lead roll in a high school production of the play). “It was vomit-inducing cute,” Wolf said of Hanson’s singing. “Fast forward 18 years now, a decade in New York, and a bunch of growing up and learning about ourselves, and here we are.” Here we are indeed. Wolf skipped over the part where they got married in Las Vegas—by Elvis himself—some five years ago. The groom wore a Led Zeppelin T-shirt; the bride donned a wild leopard print dress. The couple had moved to NYC to pursue the stage but found something else entirely: a creative food and drink scene bursting with possibilities. Barkeeps were shaking up golden era drinks—Sazeracs, Manhattans. It was an interesting time to dive into mixology. When the couple returned to SLO County in 2011, Wolf threw herself into the local wine scene while her love landed a job whipping up drinks at Novo. She went on to become certified by the Court of Master Sommeliers, although she eventually found that cocktails are truly her jam. Hanson helped build Fish Gaucho’s offerings from the ground up, a source of pride. “There was just so much diversity in the flavor and complexity and manipulating

Mix up the holidays with these sensational craft drinks, perfect for a winter soiree or just a chill date night huddled around a crackling fire.

Want more mixology magic?

View the food and drink menus for Hatch Rotisserie Bar at hatchpasorobles.com and Fish Gaucho at fishgaucho.com, both located in downtown Paso Robles. Find out more about SLO Bitter Co. and where to find these bottles (great for gifting) at slobitterco.com.

the product in the mixology world,” Wolf said. “You get to make it your own. Being able to leave a creative imprint has always been a big deal to both of us.” The pair has even competed against each other during various epicurean events across the county, including a past Savor the Central Coast showdown. This kind of energy always brings a little passion and fire to the bar cart. Take notes, everyone. “We spend a lot more time collaborating than competing, but when we do face off, it’s fun. At home, we’re working on our recipes and trying to make sure the other person doesn’t see what we’re doing and steal it,” Hanson said with a laugh. “She actually provides a lot of inspiration for me, and I think I do the same for her.” Wolf added with a tone of reverence: “Matt is just awesome. When I beat him, I know I’ve done my best.” Stop by The Hatch or Fish Gaucho in Paso Robles and you’ll see just how far each spouse has upped the ante in terms of flavor. Wolf tends to focus on whiskey drinks and incredibly seasonal ingredients and spirits—even pulling herbs from her boss’s local property. Hanson is also very focused on seasonal and local, with an emphasis on mescal and tequila. The couple encourages everyday people like you and me to take this spirit of boozy creativity home, too. During the holidays, it’s easy to get wrapped up

Miss American Pie

created by Robin Wolf • 1 1/2 oz Krobar American bourbon • 1/2 oz Wine Shine cinnamon brandy • 1 1/2 oz unﬁltered apple cider • 1 oz molasses syrup (see below) • ginger beer Shake all ingredients (save ginger beer), strain into glass with ice. Top with ginger beer. Garnish with apple slice and cinnamon stick. Molasses syrup: Mix equal parts molasses (available in the baking aisle) and hot water. Stir until dissolves and allow to cool. Try it in your coffee or iced tea. You’ll thank me later!

Baby It’s Cold Outside created by Matt Hanson • 4 fresh cranberries • 2 slices pear • 1 slice ginger • 1/2 oz honey • 1/2 oz lemon juice • 2 oz brandy • hot water Muddle fruit and ginger, add honey, lemon, and brandy. Top with hot water, stir. Garnish with cranberries and lemon slice. in this idea of “perfection.” The perfect dinner. The perfect cocktail. The perfect host or hostess. The perfect ugly sweater, even. Wolf said this negative “have to” mentality—when and what you “have” to do—really kills the mood. “We both come from big families. The holidays, for us, are all about inclusiveness and throwing the rules out the window. Don’t forget where you are, what you’re doing, and who you’re with,” she said. Δ Hayley Thomas Cain is enjoying a heavy holiday romance! She can be reached at hthomas@newtimesslo.com.

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Flavor H AYLEY’S BITES WINE FOR NAPA Let’s help in a big, big way: In the wake of the devastating wildfires in Napa, Sonoma and Mendocino counties, many SLOcals are looking for meaningful ways to contribute to the recovery effort. Answering the call to help, local leaders have joined forces to bring a culinary and wine experience not to be forgotten. Join the cause this Dec. 8, at the Oyster Ridge event site in Santa Margarita for a multi-chef family style feast prepared by Top Chef star Chef Dakota Weiss of Estrella in Hollywood; chef Spencer Johnston and Chris J. Batlle of Monger and the Chef; and chef Mateo Rogers and Brittney Yracheta of Heirloom Catering. The event will feature a bubbles and oyster bar, cheese and charcuterie bar, live music, a wine bottle-share tasting, and a silent auction (6 to 10 p.m.; $125 per person; for more info and to reserve your seats, go to firerelief.nightout.com). This will not only bring much-needed relief to our friends to the north, but it is shaping up to be the social event of the season.

DRINKY THINGS Obscure wine lovers rejoice! Access to hard-to-find, highly rated boutique wines is now available thanks to the Boutique Wine Sampler, a curated collection of six unique 375 ml bottles that showcase California’s best smallproduction and sought-after artisan wines. These wines are typically unavailable in retail stores due to their highly limited supply. The Boutique Wine Sampler is available at select Northern and Southern California Costco stores, El Rancho Market, and California Fresh Markets across the Central Coast … Root Elixirs is here to help with those holiday soirees. Pick up a six-pack of their all natural, locally made ginger beer, add vodka and a cranberry garnish, and bam! You are the hostess with the mostest (follow @root_elixirs on Instagram for tasty recipes and availability) … Central Coast Brewing Co. has released its anticipated Moon Buggy Double IPA in handy cans! Stop by the downtown SLO taproom and get yours before they’re gone … If you need a refresher during this winter heat wave, stop by Mason Bar in Arroyo Grande for a mix of grapefruit Stiegl Radler with a floater of mezcal on top. Who cares if it’s totally a summer drink? We’re still wearing flip-flops around here.

COMFORT CRAVINGS GO! Food coma ahead: There’s a new comfort food in town this winter, and it might make you fall asleep just reading about it (in a very, very good way). Woodstock’s Pizza is offering up a Too Loaded and So Baked pie topped with tater tots, house crema, and chives (1000 Higuera St., SLO) … Goddess Goods in Morro Bay is keeping us a tad healthier, yet still satisfied, thanks to a gluten free snickerdoodle that tastes like the real deal. Faux “butter cream” frosting completes this holiday treat, and it’s OK if you don’t want to know what it’s made out of! Just get in

my belly! … Breaking Bread in SLO is taking all your holiday orders now, including pies, crostadas, and rolls galore. Don’t mess this up. If you need bready bounty, order ahead of time! … Last but not least, Negranti Creamery in Paso Robles has created the end-allbe-all for holiday indulgence. Yes, I am speaking of their epic pumpkin ice cream pie, complete with ginger cinnamon gram cracker crust! Order yours before it melts or you change your mind (negranticreamery.com). ∆ Hayley Thomas Cain loves pumpkin anything and she’s not ashamed to admit it. She can be reached at hthomas@ newtimesslo.com.

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What does it mean to truly nourish through food? Does it mean your body or soul is happy? Does it mean your grandma or personal trainer is smiling? I’d argue it comes down to both. Greasy pizza nourishes the soul; plain kale nourishes the body. But neither is particularly satisfying in the end. Balance is really what we’re all seeking, and “easy” can make that balance so much more doable in real life. Granada Hotel & Bistro will open its new takeaway restaurant called—you guessed it— Nourish this Nov. 27, and I’m curious to see if this lifelong feat can be successfully tackled once and for all! It is no easy battle. The quick grab-and-go option is attached to the San Luis Obispo bistro, known for its swanky outdoor seating, luxe rooms, and pretty patio. The promise? Fresh, local, and soul satisfying meals inspired by the Central Coast’s extremely active lifestyle. What, you aren’t into dirt biking/hiking/yoga/ standup paddle boarding? That’s OK, you couch potatoes can get in on this balance thing, too. Nourish will serve breakfast and lunch to-go, with nutrient-packed dishes designed to fuel a busy day without sacrificing enjoyment (i.e. flavor). Glutenfree, dairy-free, vegan, and paleo? You betcha. Here’s what you can expect: The signature Nourish Bowl comes with lentils, spinach, yams, chutney, spicy sauce, and quinoa; a Green Eggs and Grains Bowl entails Moroccan eggs with rotating seasonal ingredients on artisanal bread. A daily carvery menu will serve up roasted and braised local proteins because, yeah. Not sure about you, but meat nourishes my body like a hearty “namaste” to the gut. Of course, everything is sourced in an eco-conscious manner, under the assumption that food, thoughtfully prepared and lovingly sourced, has a better shot at nourishing the whole being, not just the taste buds. Game on. Nourish is located at 1126 Morro St. in downtown SLO and open from 7 a.m. to 6 p.m. Monday through Friday. New customers can get 20 percent off their first meal through the end of the year. ∆ Hayley Thomas Cain is nourished by backyard eggs, hot lattes, and the occasional stalk of kale (sautéed in butter, never plain). She can be reached at hthomas@newtimesslo.com.

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LegaL Notices NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: LUIS VILLANUEVA CASE NUMBER: 17PR - 0404

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: LUIS VILLANUEVA A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by JESUS QUIROZ in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo. The Petition for Probate requests that JESUS QUIROZ be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: FEBRUARY 6, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for Petitioner: Patricia M. Scoles, Esq. Law Offices of Patricia M. Scoles, APC 1104 Vine Street, Suite B Paso Robles, CA 93446 November 16, 23, & 30, 2017

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: SUKHJINDER “WILLIE” SINGH CASE NUMBER: 17PR - 0401

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: SUKHJINDER “WILLIE” SINGH A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by IKE M. IQBAL in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo. The Petition for Probate requests that IKE M. IQBAL be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for examination in the file kept by the court. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration au-

LegaL Notices thority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: February 6, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for Petitioner: Richard Weldon 301 E. Main Street Santa Maria, CA 93454 November 23, 30, & December 7, 2017

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: TERRY POPOVICH CASE NUMBER: 17PR - 0321

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: TERRY POPOVICH A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by TRENT POPOVICH in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo. The Petition for Probate requests that TRENT POPOVICH be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: December 26, 2017 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for Petitioner: Patrick Sparks 785 Quintana Rd. PMB 135 Morro Bay, CA 93442 November 23, 30, & December 7, 2017

LegaL Notices

NOTICE OF PUBLIC LIEN SALE

Date of Sale: 12/18/2017 at 11:00 AM Place of Sale: In the breezeway adjacent to the County General Services Building, 1087 Santa Rosa Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408 Amount of unpaid balance and other charges: $596,149.71, estimated The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address or other common designation, if any, shown above. If no street address or other common designation is shown, directions to the location of the property may be obtained by sending a written request to the beneficiary within 10 days of the date of first publication of this Notice of Sale. NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call 916-939-0772 or visit this Internet Web site www.nationwideposting. com, using the file number assigned to this case 17-0308-11. Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. Date: 11/8/2017 The Wolf Firm, A Law Corporation 2955 Main Street, 2nd Floor Irvine, California 92614 Foreclosure Department (949) 720-9200 Sale Information Only: 916-939-0772 www.nationwideposting.com Sindy Clements, Foreclosure Officer PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THE WOLF FIRM MAY BE ACTING AS A DEBT COLLECTOR, ATTEMPTING TO COLLECT A DEBT. ANY INFORMATION YOU PROVIDE WILL BE USED FOR THAT PURPOSE. NPP0320289 To: NEW TIMES 11/23/2017, 11/30/2017, 12/07/2017

The following units will be sold to satisfy liens against them at a public auction to be held on Friday, December 1, 2017. Notice is hereby given by the undersigned that a public lien sale of the following described personal property will be held. Unit #998 - Mandy Chisum. Dining room table and chairs with matching buffet. Sealed bids will be accepted preceding a silent auction at 9:00am to 12:00 noon, Friday, December 1, 2017, at ABBY’S SELF STORAGE 50 ABBY ROAD, TEMPLETON , County of San Luis Obispo, State of California. Bond #0455718. Bids will be taken from 9 AM to 12 NOON (owner has the right to refuse and all bids. Owner has the right to bid.) Highest bidder will be notified by telephone by 1:00 PM the day of the auction. Cash or credit cards only. This is due and payable at the time of removal, which must be completed by 5:00 PM on the day of the auction. November 23, 30, 2017

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE

Notice is hereby given that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property pursuant to Sections 21700-21716 of the Business & Professions Code, Section 2328 of the UCC. Section 535 of the Penal Code and provisions of the Civil Code. The undersigned will sell at a public sale by competitive bidding on 9th of December, 2017 at 11:30AM on the premises where said property has been stored and which are located at: Atascadero Mini Storage, 9150 El Camino Real, Atascadero, Ca 93422 County of San Luis Obispo, State of California, the following: Mare Shields - household goods Adam Torres - household goods Bill Stefanech - household goods November 23 & 30, 2017

NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE T.S. NO. 17-0308-11

NOTE: THERE IS A SUMMARY OF THE INFORMATION IN THIS DOCUMENT ATTACHED 注：本文件包含一个信息摘要 참고 사항: 본 첨부 문서에 정보 요약 서가 있습니다 NOTA: SE ADJUNTA UN RESUMEN DE LA INFORMACIÓN DE ESTE DOCUMENTO TALA: MAYROONG BUOD NG IMPORMASYON SA DOKUMENTONG ITO NA NAKALAKIP LƯU Ý: KÈM THEO ĐÂY LÀ BẢN TRÌNH BÀY TÓM LƯỢC VỀ THÔNG TIN TRONG TÀI LIỆU NÀY PLEASE NOTE THAT PURSUANT TO CIVIL CODE § 2923.3(d)(1) THE ABOVE STATEMENT IS REQUIRED TO APPEAR ON THIS DOCUMENT BUT PURSUANT TO CIVIL CODE § 2923.3(a) THE SUMMARY OF INFORMATION IS NOT REQUIRED TO BE RECORDED OR PUBLISHED AND THE SUMMARY OF INFORMATION NEED ONLY BE MAILED TO THE MORTGAGOR OR TRUSTOR. YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST DATED 5/21/2004. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. A public auction sale to the highest bidder for cash, cashier’s check drawn on a state or national bank, check drawn by a state or federal credit union, or a check drawn by a state or federal savings and loan association, or savings association, or savings bank specified in Section 5102 of the Financial Code and authorized to do business in this state will be held by the duly appointed trustee as shown below, of all right, title, and interest conveyed to and now held by the trustee in the hereinafter described property under and pursuant to a Deed of Trust described below. The sale will be made, but without covenant or warranty, expressed or implied, regarding title, possession, or encumbrances, to pay the remaining principal sum of the note(s) secured by the Deed of Trust, with interest and late charges thereon, as provided in the note(s), advances, under the terms of the Deed of Trust, interest thereon, fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee for the total amount (at the time of the initial publication of the Notice of Sale) reasonably estimated to be set forth below. The amount may be greater on the day of sale. Trustor: N. ERIC NAFTCHI Duly Appointed Trustee: The Wolf Firm, A Law Corporation Recorded 6/3/2004 as Instrument No. 2004048404 of Official Records in the office of the Recorder of San Luis Obispo County, California, Street Address or other common designation of real property: 984 UPPER LOS BERROS ROAD NIPOMO, CA 93444 A.P.N.: 090-471-006

NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE TITLE ORDER NO. 170031192 TRUSTEE SALE NO. 19774 ACCOUNT NO. CSHOA-153C-153C

YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A NOTICE OF DELINQUENT ASSESSMENT DATED 12/10/2012. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDINGS AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. On 12/14/2017 at 11:00AM, SUNRISE ASSESSMENT SERVICES, as the duly appointed Trustee pursuant to Notice of Delinquent Assessment, Recorded on 12/10/2012, as Instrument # 2012072146 of Official Records in the Office of the Recorder of SAN LUIS OBISPO County, California, property owned by: ALISON E. FERRARI. WILL SELL AT PUBLIC AUCTION TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER FOR CASH (payable at time of sale in lawful money of the United States, by cash, a cashier’s check drawn by a state or national bank, a check drawn by a state or federal credit union, or a check drawn by a state or federal savings and loan association, savings association, or savings bank specified in section 5102 of the Financial Code and authorized to do business in this state). At: In the breezeway adjacent to the County General Services Building Located, 1087 Santa Rosa Street San Luis Obispo, CA 93408, all right, title and interest under said Notice of Delinquent Assessment in the property situated in said County, describing the land therein: APN: 090-102-018 THIS SALE IS SUBJECT TO A 90 DAY RIGHT OF REDEMPTION. The street address and other common designation, if any, of the real property described above is

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LegaL Notices purported to be: 153 CLEARWATER LANE, NIPOMO, CA 93444 The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address and other common designation, if any, shown herein. Said sale will be made, but without covenant or warranty, expressed or implied, regarding title, possession, or encumbrances, to pay the remaining principal sum due under said Notice of Delinquent Assessment, with interest thereon, as provided in said notice, advances, if any, estimated fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee, to-wit: $7,822.50 Estimated. Accrued interest and additional advances, if any, will increase this figure prior to sale. The claimant under said Notice of Delinquent Assessment heretofore executed and delivered to the undersigned a written Declaration of Default and Demand for Sale, and a written Notice of Default and Election to Sell. The undersigned caused said Notice of Default and Election to Sell to be recorded in the county where the real property is located and more than three months have elapsed since such recordation. NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call (916) 9390772, using the file number assigned to this case 19774. Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. NOTICE: THIS COMMUNICATIN IS FROM A DEBT COLLECTOR. THIS IS AN ATTEMPT TO COLLECT A DEBT, AND ANY INFORMATION OBTAINED FROM YOU WILL BE USED FOR THAT PURPOSE. Date: 11/06/2017 SUNRISE ASSESSMENT SERVICES 11707 Fair Oaks Blvd., Suite 202 Fair Oaks, CA 95628 Sale Information Line: (916) 939-0772 or www.nationwideposting.com Tara Campbell, Asst. Vice President NPP0320102 To: NEW TIMES PUB: 11/23/2017, 11/30/2017, 12/07/2017

NOTICE SUMMONS NOTICE TO DEFENDANT: (AVISO AL DEMANDADO): CODY E. LESTER, AN INDIVIDUAL; TAMARA A. MCGINTY, AN INDIVIDUAL; AND DOES 1 THROUGH 20, INCLUSIVE YOU ARE BEING SUED BY PLAINTIFF: (LO ESTÁ DEMANDANDO EL DEMANDANTE): COASTHILLS CREDIT UNION, A CALIFORNIA CORPORATION CASE NUMBER: 17LC0519

Notice! You have been sued. The court may decide against you without your being heard unless you respond in 30 days. Read the information below. You have 30 CALENDAR DAYS after this summons and legal papers are served on you to file a written response at this court and have a copy served on the plaintiff. A letter or phone call will not protect you. Your written response must be in proper legal form if you want the court to hear your case. There may be a court form that you can use for your response. You can find these court forms and more information at the California Courts Online SelfHelp Center (www.courtinfo.ca.gov/

LegaL Notices selfhelp), your county law library, or the courthouse nearest you. If you cannot pay the filing fee, ask the court clerk for a fee waiver form. If you do not file your response on time, you may lose the case by default, and your wages, money and property may be taken without further warning from the court. There are other legal requirements. You may want to call an attorney right away. If you do not know an attorney, you may want to call an attorney referral service. If you cannot afford an attorney, you may be eligible for free legal services from a nonprofit legal services program. You can locate these nonprofit groups at the California Legal Services Web site (www.lawhelpcalifornia.org), the California Courts online Self-Help Center (www.courtinfo. ca.gov/selfhelp), or by contacting your local court or county bar association. NOTE: The court has a statutory lien for waived fees and costs on any settlement or arbitration award of $10,000 or more in a civil case. The court’s lien must be paid before the court will dismiss the case. ¡AVISO! Lo han demandado. Si no responde dentro de 30 dias, la corte puede decidir en su contra sin escuchar su version. Lea la informacion a continuacion. Tiene 30 DIAS CALENDARIOS despues de que le entreguen esta citacion y papeles legales para presentar una repuesta por escrito en esta corte y hacer que se entregue una copia al demandante. Una carta o una llamada telefonica no lo protegen. Su respuesta por escrito tiene que estar en formato legal correcto si desea que procesen su caso en la corte. Es posible que haya un formulario que usted puede usar para su respuesta. Puede encontrar estos formuleriors de la corte y mas informacion en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California (www.courtinfo. ca.gov/selfhelp/espanol), en la biblioteca de leyes de su condado o en la corte que le quede mas cerca. Si no puede pagar la cuota de presentacion, pida al secretario de la corte que le de un formulario de exencion de pago de cuotas. Si no presenta su repuesta a tiempo, puede perder el caso por incumplimiento y la corte la podra quitar su sueldo, dinero y bienes sin mas advertencia. Hay otros requistas legales. Es recomendable que llame a un abogado inmediamente. Si no conoce a un abogado, puede llamar a un servicio de remision a abogados. Si no puede pagar a un abogado, es posible que cumpla con los requisitos para obtener servicios legales gratuitos de un programa de servicios legales sin fines de lucro. Puede encontrar estos grupos sin fines de lucro en el sitio web de California Legal Services, (www.lawhelpcalifornia.org), en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California, (www. sucorte.ca.gov) o poniendose en contacto con la corte o el colegio de abogados locales. AVISO: Por ley, la corte tiene derecho a reclamar ias cuotas y los costos exentos por imponer un gravamen sobre cualquier recuperacion de $10,000 o mas de valor recibida mediante un acuerdo ao una consesion de artitraje en un caso dce derecho civll. Tiene que pagar el gravamen de la corte antes de que la corte pueda desechar el caso. CASE NUMBER: 17LC-0519 The name and address of the court is: (El nombre y dirección de la corte es): SUPERIOR COURT OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA, SAN LUIS OBISPO COUNTY SUPERIOR COURT 1035 PALM STREET SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA 93408 The name, address, and telephone number of plaintiff’s attorney, or plaintiff without an attorney, is: (El nombre, la dirección y el número de teléfono del abogado del demandante, o del demandante que no tiene abogado, es): KAREL ROCHA 212413 Prenovost, Normandin, Bergh & Dawe 2122 N Broadway, Suite 200, Santa Ana, CA 92706 Date: 07-11-2017 By: /s/ Michael Powell, Clerk /s/, K. Martin, Deputy Clerk, November 30, December 7, 14, & 21, 2017

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 17CV-0594

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Wendle J. Schoniger for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Wendy Jo Schoniger PROPOSED NAME: Wendle Jo Schoniger THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the

LegaL Notices petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 12/21/2017, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 2 at the Superior Court of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: November 2, 2017 /s/: Barry T. Labarbera of the Superior Court Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 17CV-0613

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Tiffany Crawford for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Matthew Alexander Navarette PROPOSED NAME: Matthew Alexander Crawford THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 12/27/2017, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 9 at the Superior Court of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: November 13, 2017 /s/: Charles S. Crandall of the Superior Court Nov. 23, 30 & Dec. 7, 14 2017

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 17CV-0623

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Sharlene Vanderlipe Lucina and Brett Cary Block for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Sharlene Vanderlipe Lucina, Brett Cary Block PROPOSED NAME: Sharlene Vanderblock, Brett Vanderblock THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

LegaL Notices uled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 01/02/2018, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. P2 at the Superior Court of San Luis Obispo, 901 Park Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: November 20, 2017 /s/: Barry T. Labarbera of the Superior Court Nov. 30 & Dec. 7, 14, 21 2017

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME

NEW FILE NO. 2017-2688 OLD FILE NO. 2012-2635 WILD WEST SHEPHERDS, 1495 Eucalyptus Road, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 11-14-2012. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Elaine A. Boyce and John E. Boyce(1495 Eucalyptus Road, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business was conducted by a Married Couple./s/Elaine Ann Boyce. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-082017. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By N. Balseiro, Deputy Clerk. Nov. 16, 23, 30 & Dec. 7 2017

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME

NEW FILE NO. 2017-2787 OLD FILE NO. 2013-2126 BORAH’S AWARDS, 3001 Broad St, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 10-07-2013. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Norton & Norton, Inc.(3001 Broad St, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business was conducted by a Corporation./s/Norton & Norton, Inc. Maureen Norton, Secretary. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-17-2017. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By J. Goble, Deputy Clerk. Nov. 30 & Dec. 7, 14, 21 2017

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 01/03/2018, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 9 at the Superior Court of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: November 20, 2017 /s/: Barry T. Labarbera of the Superior Court Nov. 30 & Dec. 7, 14, 21 2017

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 17CVP-0322

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Dillon Louis Sanderson for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Dillon Louis Sanderson PROPOSED NAME: Dillon Louis Vaca THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is sched-

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FILE NO. 2017-2587 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/26/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: COLLABORATIVE DESIGN STUDIO, 2660 Spyglass Drive #D, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Robert Ross Stilleson Jr. (2660 Spyglass Drive #D, Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Robert Ross Stilleson Jr, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-27-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 10-27-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2595 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: IRC BIOLOGIC, 362 Binscarth Rd, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Life-Fx Products, LLC(8 The Green Suite A, Dover, Delaware 19901) Delaware. This business is conducted by a DE Limited Liability Company./s/Life-Fx Products, LLC. Alex Gierczyk, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-30-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Kramos. 10-30-22. Nov. 23, 30 & Dec. 7, 14 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2600 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/01/2012) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CONNECT ACCOUNTING, 1184 E. Grand Ave. Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Papilio Consulting Inc(1184 E.

LegaL Notices Grand Ave. Arroyo Grande, CA 93420) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/ Papilio Consulting, Inc. Jazmin Cortez, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-30-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 10-30-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2606 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/30/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THERAPEUTIC RECREATION SERVICES, 2387 Carpenter Cyn Rd. San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. James Edwin Neville(2387 Carpenter Cyn Rd. San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/James Edwin Neville. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-30-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 10-30-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2615 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/31/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BEACHY CLEAN, 1964 7th St. Apt. C, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Janaca Andria Jankovich(1964 7th St. Apt. C, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Janaca Andria Jankovich. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-31-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 10-31-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2616 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BRIGHTEN THE CORNERS, 1435 7th Street, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Melody G. Moore(1435 7th Street, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Melody G. Moore. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-3117. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 10-31-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FILE NO. 2017-2621 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/10/2015) New Filing The following person is doing business as: 007 REAL ESTATE GROUP, 350 James Way, Suite 130, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. 007 Real Estate Group Inc.(1700 K Street, Suite 220, Bakersfield, CA 93301) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/007 Real Estate Group Inc. Jacek Bond, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-01-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, N. Balseiro. 11-01-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2619 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/31/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: UR FIRST, 2925 Flora St, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Taylor Alexander Taff(2925 Flora St, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401) and Gary Marshall Taff(43850 Buckhorn Cove, Road E, Little River, CA 95456). This business is conducted by a General Partnership./s/Taylor Taff. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-31-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez. 10-31-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2620 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/12/2012) New Filing The following person is doing business as: WILSON CUPCAKE COMPANY, 1630 Longbranch Avenue, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Diana Wilson(1630 Longbranch Avenue, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Diana Wilson. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-31-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 10-31-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2625 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/01/2011) New Filing The following person is doing business as: FOURCROY ENGINEERING, 621 Manzanita Drive, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Fourcroy, Inc.(621 Manzanita Drive, Los Osos, CA 93402) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/ Matthew Fourcroy, Director CFO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-0117. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, N. Balseiro. 11-01-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2628 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: REFINED INTERIOR SOLUTIONS, INC. 3388 Broad Street A, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Refined Interior Solutions, Inc.(3388 Broad Street A, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401) CA.This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/Refined Interior Solutions, Inc. Nancy Kendrick-Secretary. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-01-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Kramos. 1101-22. Nov. 16, 23, 30 & Dec. 7 2017

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PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that on Tuesday, December 12, 2017 at 6:00 p.m. or as soon thereafter as possible, the Pismo Beach Planning Commission will hold a regular meeting at City Hall, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach California in the Council Chamber for the following purpose: PUBLIC HEARING AGENDA:

A. Address: 591 Five Cities Drive Applicant: Five Cties Drive, LLC Project No: P17-000014

Description: A Coastal Development Permit, Conditional Use Permit, Sign Program and Architectural Review to allow a new 6 pump /12 fuel hose gas station and a 2,277 square–foot convenience store with a 1,467 private office (formerly described as a caretaker’s unit) on a 0.8 acre lot located on a vacant parcel (former gas station) located at 591 Five Cities Drive (APN 005-242-010) within the Pismo Marsh (M) Planning Area and C-2 (General Commercial, 1983 Code) Zoning District. The project site is located inside the Coastal Zone and is not appealable to the California Coastal Commission.

B. Address: 310 Indio Drive Applicant: William and Page Wright Project No: P16-000132

Description: A Coastal Development Permit for a 971 square-foot second floor addition, 702 square-foot second floor deck addition, and a 160 square-foot addition to the existing two-car garage. The project is located in the Single-Family Residential (R-1) Zone of the Sunset Palisades Planning Area. APN: 010-191009. The project is located in the Coastal Appeal Overlay Zone and is appealable to the California Coastal Commission.

C. Address: 2757 Shell Beach Road Applicant: Verizon Wireless Project No: P17-000057

Description: A Coastal Development Permit, Conditional Use Permit and Architectural Review to allow a new cell site located at 2757 Shell Beach Road (APN 010-041-043) within the North Spyglass (C) Planning Area and R-4 (Hotel-Motel and Visitor Serving, 1983 Code) Zoning District. The project site is located inside the Coastal Zone and is appealable to the California Coastal Commission.

You have a right to comment on these projects and their effect on our community. Interested persons are invited to appear at the hearing or otherwise express their views and opinions regarding the proposed projects. An opportunity will be presented at the hearing for verbal comments. Written comments are also welcomed at the hearing or prior to the hearing. Written comments prepared prior to the hearing may be submitted to the Planning Division by mail or hand-delivery at 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA 93449, by fax at (805) 773-4684, or by email at eperez@ pismobeach.org. Staff reports, plans and other information related to these projects are available for public review at the Community Development Department, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA. The meeting agenda and staff report will be available no later than the Friday before the meeting and may be obtained at City Hall or by visiting www.pismobeach.org. The Planning Commission meeting will be televised live on Charter Cable Channel 20 and streamed on the City’s website. PLEASE NOTE:

If you challenge the action taken on these items in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the City of Pismo Beach at, or prior to, the public hearing. Further information on the above items may be obtained from or viewed at the Planning Division Office at City Hall, or by telephone at (805) 773-4658, or by emailing Elsa Perez, Administrative Secretary at eperez@pismobeach.org. Elsa Perez, CMC Administrative Secretary November 30, 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2630 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ALLCORN CLEANING SERVICES, 1742 Ocean Street, Oceano, CA 93445. San Luis Obispo County. Gary Allcorn and Karen Allcorn(1742 Ocean Street, Oceano, CA 93445). This business is conducted by a Married Couple./s/Karen Allcorn. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-01-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Kramos. 11-01-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2635 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/02/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: AGGSON’S GLASS, 2900 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Garrison & Garrison Inc.( 2900 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/Garrison & Garrison Inc. Gale M. Garrison, Secretary Treasurer. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-02-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 11-02-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2641 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/02/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: RIB & Y Hoop Houses, 232

CITY OF PISMO BEACH STATE OF CALIFORNIA NOTICE TO BIDDERS

SEALED BIDS will be received at the office of the City Clerk, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, California, until 2:00 p.m., on Thursday, January 4, 2018 as determined by www.time.gov for performing work as follows: DOWNTOWN SIDEWALK REPLACEMENT PROJECT

There will be no Pre-Bid meeting or site walk. Bidders are strongly encouraged to review the existing site conditions prior to bidding. Project Plans and Specifications are available at the Engineering Division office located at 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA, 93449. A non-refundable fee of $50.00 per set will be charged. Electronic Plans and Specifications are available via email at no charge. Questions will be accepted in writing up to 72 hours before bid closing by emailing Eric Eldridge at eeldridge@pismobeach.org. Questions regarding bid procedure or other nontechnical questions can be asked by emailing Erin Olsen at eolsen@pismobeach.org or by calling (805) 773-4656. ERICA INDERLIED CITY CLERK November 30 & December 7, 2017

PUBLIC NOTICE NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that on Tuesday, December 5, 2017 at 5:30 p.m., the Pismo Beach City Council will hold a regular meeting at City Hall, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach California in the Council Chamber, during which it will consider the following: Address: Citywide Applicant: City of Pismo Beach Description: An interim Urgency Ordinance of the City Council of the City of Pismo Beach establishing a citywide moratorium prohibiting the approval, expansion, intensification, or relocation of any new or existing specified "personal services" businesses such as tattoo parlors, massage establishments, pawn shops, resale shops, smoke shops, check cashing stores/payday loan businesses, bail bonds businesses, gold and silver exchange stores, tire sales and repair, and blood/plasma sale centers, and declaring same to be an urgency measure to take effect immediately. This ordinance will become effective immediately if adopted by a 4/5 vote of the City Council and remain in effect for forty-five (45) days from the date of adoption. You have a right to comment on this item and its effect on our community. Interested persons are invited to appear at the meeting or otherwise express their views and opinions regarding the proposed item. An opportunity will be presented during the agenda item for verbal comments. Written comments are also welcomed at the meeting or prior to the meeting. Written comments prepared prior to the meeting may be submitted to the City Clerk's Office by mail or hand-delivery at 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA 93449, by fax at (805) 7737006, or by email at einderlied@pismobeach.org. Staff reports and other information related to this item are available for public review at the City Clerk's Office, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA. The meeting agenda and staff report will be available no later than the Thursday before the meeting and may be obtained at City Hall or by visiting www.pismobeach.org. The Council meeting will be televised live on Charter Cable Channel 20 and streamed on the City's website. Further information on the above item may be obtained from or viewed at the City Clerk's Office at City Hall, or by telephone at (805) 773-4657, or by emailing Erica Inderlied, City Clerk, at einderlied@pismobeach.org. Erica Inderlied, City Clerk November 30, 2017

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LegaL Notices E. Bennett St. Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Jose Ernesto Medina Mata(232 E. Bennett St. Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Jose Ernesto Medina Mata. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-0217. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Kramos. 11-02-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2642 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THE CRYPTO SPACE, 3080 Main Street, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Caleb Alexhander Blasingame(3080 Main Street, Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Caleb Blasingame. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-0217. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez. 11-02-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2649 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/23/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: STEVE’S RECYCLING, 1130 Los Osos Valley Rd. Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Steve Rodarte(1921 12th Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Steve Rodarte, Owner/Operator. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-03-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Kramos. 11-03-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2651 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/02/2012) New Filing The following person is doing business as: TREASURES ANTIQUE MALL, 475 Morro Bay Blvd. Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Mary Aileen Vanzee(475 Morro Bay Blvd. Morro Bay, CA 93442) and Martin Dean Vanzee(993 Mesa St. Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by a Married Couple./s/Mary Vanzee. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-0317. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 11-03-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2652 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/03/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: RSB PROPERTY MANAGEMENT, 530 Ellen Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Ronnald Wayne Schmitt(530 Ellen Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Ronnald Wayne Schmitt. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-03-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 11-03-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2654 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/03/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BE PRESENT, 141 Leeward Ave, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Lisa Marie Dietz(141 Leeward Ave, Pismo Beach, CA 93449).This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Lisa Marie Dietz. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-03-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown. 11-03-22. Nov. 16, 23, 30 & Dec. 7 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2655 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/17/1987) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CARLA’S COUNTRY KITCHEN, 213 Beach St. Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Carla’s Country Kitchen Inc.(213 Beach St. Morro Bay, CA 93442) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/Carla’s Country Kitchen, Inc. Carla Wixom, Pres. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-2417. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez. 10-24-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2657 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/11/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: HLSTUDIO, 2860 Atascadero Road, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Hilary Lynn Saner(2860 Atascadero Road, Morro Bay, CA 93442).This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Hilary Lynn Saner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-06-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 11-06-22. Nov. 16, 23, 30 & Dec. 7 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2659 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/04/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: STELLAR VISION, RAYMOND & ASSOCIATES, GATEWAY GAZETTE, 860 Jessica Pl, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Stellar Vision, Inc(860 Jessica Pl, Nipomo, CA 93444) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/Stellar Vision, Inc. Ruby Boulton-Raymond, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-06-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 11-06-22. Nov. 9, 16, 23 & 30 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2661 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THE ESSENTIAL COMPANY, 5705 Dolores Ave, Atascadero, CA 93422 . San Luis Obispo County. Jamie Turrey(5705 Dolores Ave, Atascadero, CA 93422) CA. This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Jamie Turrey. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-0617. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown. 11-06-22. Nov. 23, 30 & Dec. 7, 14 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2666 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/15/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CHC PHARMACY SLO, 77 Casa Street, Suite 205, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. imgRx SLO, Inc.(815 Brazos St. Ste. 900, Austin, TX 78701) DE. This business is conducted by a DE Corporation./s/imgRx SLO, Inc. Kevin Rew, General Counsel & COO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-0617. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown. 11-06-22. Nov. 23, 30 & Dec. 7, 14 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2672 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SBS, 275 Marquita Avenue, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. San Benito Supply(1060 Nash Road, Hollister, CA 95023) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/ San Benito Supply, Mark Schipper, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-06-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown. 11-06-22. Nov. 23, 30 & Dec. 7, 14 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2678 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: TRUE NATIVE MEDIA, 2250 Hemlock Ave, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Heather Osgood(2250 Hemlock Ave, Morro Bay, CA 93442).This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Heather Osgood, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-07-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, N. Balseiro. 11-07-22. Nov. 16, 23, 30 & Dec. 7 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2679 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/07/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SYSTEMS SUPPORT AGENCY, 1564 15th Street, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Daniel Martin(1564 15th Street, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Daniel

LegaL Notices Martin, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-07-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, N. Balseiro. 11-07-22. Nov. 30 & Dec. 7, 14, 21 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2680 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (04/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: HUMBL, 3591 Sacramento Drive, Suite 104, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Cory O’Keefe(615 Eman Ct., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420).This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Cory O’Keef. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-07-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, I. Diaz. 11-07-22. Nov. 16, 23, 30 & Dec. 7 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2687 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/05/2006) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SAN LUIS OBISPO CHIROPRACTIC CENTER, 2066 Chorro St. San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Erin Parsons(2066 Chorro St. San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Erin Parsons. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-08-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez. 11-08-22. Nov. 30 & Dec. 7, 14, 21 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2689 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2016) New Filing The following person is doing business as: Y. HAYASHI AND SONS, 2460 Gracia Way, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Haruo Hayashi(2460 Gracia Way, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Alan Hayashi, Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-08-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, N. Balseiro. 11-08-22. Nov. 16, 23, 30 & Dec. 7 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2702 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/09/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SEVEN SEEDS & BULBS, 13425 Santa Rita Rd, Cayucos, CA 93430. San Luis Obispo County. Chris Haggie(13425 Santa Rita Rd, Cayucos, CA 93430) CA. This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Chris Haggie, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-09-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, TJ. Blandford. 11-09-22. Nov. 23, 30 & Dec. 7, 14 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2705 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/09/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: A LA MODE, 895 Oak Park Blvd, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. JDI America, Inc.(895 Oak Park Blvd, Pismo Beach, CA 93449) CA.This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/JDI America, Inc. Dahye Yun, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-09-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 11-09-22. Nov. 16, 23, 30 & Dec. 7 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2706 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/09/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CUESTA CARPET CLEANING & JANITORIAL, 210 Margarita Ave #15, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Ricardo Boche Gonzalez(210 Margarita Ave #15, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401).This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Ricardo B. Gonzalez. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-09-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown. 11-09-22. Nov. 16, 23, 30 & Dec. 7 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2708 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: GARY’S METALWORKS, 4901 Sparrow Hawk Lane, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Gary Ellis Newby(4901 Sparrow Hawk Lane, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Gary Newby. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-13-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown. 11-13-22. Nov. 23, 30 & Dec. 7, 14 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2711 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/13/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THE MEADOW, 691 Lincoln St, Apt. C, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Serena Jade Ames(691 Lincoln St, Apt. C, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Serena Jade Ames. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-13-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 11-13-22. Nov. 23, 30 & Dec. 7, 14 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2718 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/11/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: NORTH WINDS FARM, 1559 10th Street, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Adam Arlan Kirchner(1559 10th Street, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Adam Kirchner, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-13-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 11-13-22. Nov. 23, 30 & Dec. 7, 14 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2719 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CAMPING 101, 1185 Monaco Ct, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. William Lawrence Miller(1185 Monaco Ct, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/William L. Miller. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-1317. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, TJ. Blandford. 11-13-22. Nov. 23, 30 & Dec. 7, 14 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2733 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/13/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: KINDRED A BEAUTY COLLECTIVE, 310 Front St, Suite B&C, Avila Beach, CA 93424. San Luis Obispo County. Brooklynn Desiree Truderung(886 Pine View Dr, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420), Amy Elizabeth Maggipinto(1221 Price Street #9, Pismo Beach, CA 93449) and Natalie Rose Spencer(210 East Dana St, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by a General Partnership./s/Brooklynn Truderung. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-13-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez. 11-13-22. Nov. 23, 30 & Dec. 7, 14 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2747 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CORDATE CELLARS, 695 Clarion Court, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Sarita Bonita LLC(695 Clarion Court, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/Sarita Bonita, LLC. Deron T. Brewer, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-14-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 11-14-22. Nov. 23, 30 & Dec. 7, 14 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2748 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CAL COAST REALTY, 960 Bakersfield St. Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Hessco Products, Inc.(960 Bakersfield St. Pismo Beach, CA 93449) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/Hessco Products, Inc. Howard Hess, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-15-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 11-15-22. Nov. 23, 30 & Dec. 7, 14 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2753 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/15/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BORAH’S AWARDS, 3001 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. San Luis Obispo Signs, Inc.(7955 Valle Ave, Atascadero, CA 93422) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/San Luis Obispo Signs, Inc. Randy Brownell, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-15-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Kramos. 11-15-22. Nov. 30 & Dec. 7, 14, 21 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2756 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/15/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: GRIZZLY’Z BURGER DEN, 701 W. Grand Ave, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Christopher G. Zaferis(19200 Knapp St. Northridge, CA 91324). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Christopher G Zaferis. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-15-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 11-15-22. Nov. 30 & Dec. 7, 14, 21 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2760 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/16/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: PS HOMES TEAMS, SAN LUIS OBISPO DIV., 2190 Sombrero Dr, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Patrick Edward B. Sparks(2190 Sombrero Dr, Los Osos, CA 93442). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Patrick Sparks. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-16-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez. 11-16-22. Nov. 30 & Dec. 7, 14, 21 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2761 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/28/2016) New Filing The following person is doing business as: GROVER BOOKS, 1000 La Costa Ct, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. Sungil Baang(1000 La Costa Ct, Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Sungil Baang, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-16-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, N. Balseiro. 11-16-22. Nov. 30 & Dec. 7, 14, 21 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2769 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/16/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: AFFORDABLE HOME CARE SENIOR SOLUTIONS LLC., 569 Diego Rivera Lane, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Affordable Home Care Senior Solutions, LLC(569 Diego Rivera Lane, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by a CA Limited Liability Company./s/Affordable Home Care Senior Solutions, LLC. Astrid Meffert, Owner/Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-1617. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, TJ. Blandford. 11-1622. Nov. 30 & Dec. 7, 14, 21 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2771 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/15/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: RHYS ENTERPRISES, INC., 1820 Circle Ln, Apt. B, Cayucos, CA 93430. San Luis Obispo County. Rhys Enterprises, Inc.(1820 Circle Ln, Apt. B, Cayucos, CA 93430) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Corporation./s/Rhys Enterprises, Inc. Tyler Rhys-President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-16-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez. 11-16-22. Nov. 30 & Dec. 7, 14, 21 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2772 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/16/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: GOLD COAST WINDOW WASHING, 1235 7th Street, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Martin Thomas Glenn(1235 7th Street, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Glenn Martin, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-16-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, TJ. Blandford. 11-16-22. Nov. 30 & Dec. 7, 14, 21 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2789 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/17/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: K&H ANALYSIS, 2610 El Cerrito, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Eric Kasper(2610 El Cerrito, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Eric Kasper. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-17-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez. 11-17-22. Nov. 30 & Dec. 7, 14, 21 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2792 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/09/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CONCERNED CITIZENS FOR AVILA, 6202 Kestrel Lane, Avila Beach, CA 93424. San Luis Obispo County. David Marshall Humphreys(6202 Kestrel Lane, Avila Beach, CA 93424) and Sherri Danoff(6667 Twinberry Circle, Avila Beach, CA 93424). This business is conducted by a Unincorporated Association other than a Partnership./s/David M. Humphreys. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-20-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez. 11-20-22. Nov. 30 & Dec. 7, 14, 21 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2793 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/01/2000) New Filing The following person is doing business as: PASSIFLORA MOSAICS, 330 N. 10th Street, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Donnell Lyn Pasion and Fred A. Pasion(330 N. 10th Street, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by a Married Couple./s/ Donnell Lyn Pasion. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-20-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, I. Diaz. 11-20-22. Nov. 30 & Dec. 7, 14, 21 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2796 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ALOHA CHICKS, 157 Mindoro Street, Morro Bay, CA 93442 . San Luis Obispo County. Ke Kai C Kealoha(157 Mindoro Street, Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Ke Kai C Kealoha. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-20-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 11-20-22. Nov. 30 & Dec. 7, 14, 21 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2804 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THE PLANT LADY, 1981 J Street, Santa Margarita, CA 93453. San Luis Obispo County. TPL Plantscapes, LLC(1981 J Street, Santa Margarita, CA 93453) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Limited Liability Company./s/TPL Plantscapes, LLC. Samantha Young, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-21-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 11-21-22. Nov. 30 & Dec. 7, 14, 21 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2807 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/26/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: VAQUERO VINES, 375 Vaquero Road, Templeton, CA 93464. San Luis Obispo County. Steve Nino(375 Vaquero Road, Templeton, CA 93464). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Steve Nino, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-21-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 11-21-22. Nov. 30 & Dec. 7, 14, 21 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2808 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/26/1992) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CS CATTLE COMPANY, 375 Vaquero Road, Templeton, CA 93464. San Luis Obispo County. Steve Nino(375 Vaquero Road, Templeton, CA 93464). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Steve Nino, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-21-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 11-21-22. Nov. 30 & Dec. 7, 14, 21 2017

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2809 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/17/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BINZ 2 YOU, 542 Rainey Drive, Santa Maria, CA 93454. Santa Barbara County. Alex Bein(542 Rainey Drive, Santa Maria, CA 93454). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Alex Bein, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-21-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 11-21-22. Nov. 30 & Dec. 7, 14, 21 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2811 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/09/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: REGENESIS 360, 2 James Way, Suite 212, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. CPM, LLC(2 James Way, Suite 212, Pismo Beach, CA 93449) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Limited Liability Company./s/CPM, LLC. Christopher Cucchiara-Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-21-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 11-21-22. Nov. 30 & Dec. 7, 14, 21 2017

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FILE NO. 2017-2815 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/21/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SLOCAL ROOTS FARMS, LLC, 7731 Suey Creek Rd. Santa Maria, CA 93454. San Luis Obispo County. SLOCAL Roots Farms, LLC(7731 Suey Creek Rd. Santa Maria, CA 93454) CA. This business is conducted by a CA Limited Liability Company./s/SLOCAL Roots Farms, LLC, Kristen Kordich, General Partner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-21-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, A. Bautista. 11-21-22. Nov. 30 & Dec. 7, 14, 21 2017

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: CONSTANCE M. HOLLANDER CASE NUMBER: 17PR - 0395

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: CONSTANCE M. HOLLANDER, CONSTANCE MARIE HOLLANDER, CONSTANCE MARIE FLORES, CONTANCE MARIE FLORESHOLLANDER, CONNIE FLORES, CONNIE HOLLANDER. A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by FRANK F. MOONEY in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo. The Petition for Probate requests that CHARLOTTE POTTER be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: February 6, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for Petitioner: Louis F. Doyle PO BOX 360 (physical: 93 E. San Martin Ave., San Martin, CA 95046) San Martin, CA 95046 November 16, 23, & 30, 2017

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2017-2813 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: MCCLURE & CO, 269 Montana Way, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Michael Joseph McClure(269 Montana Way, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Michael McClure. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-2117. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 11-21-22. Nov. 30 & Dec. 7, 14, 21 2017

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Rob Brezsny’s Free Will Astrology Homework: What change have you prepared yourself to embrace? What lesson are you ripe to master? Write: freewillastrology.com. ARIES (March 21-April 19): I hope that everything doesn’t come too easily for you in the coming weeks. I’m worried you will meet with no obstructions and face no challenges. And that wouldn’t be good. It might weaken your willpower and cause your puzzle-solving skills to atrophy. Let me add a small caveat, however. It’s also true that right about now you deserve a whoosh of slack. I’d love for you to be able to relax and enjoy your well-deserved rewards. But on the other hand, I know you will soon receive an opportunity to boost yourself up to an even higher level of excellence and accomplishment. I want to be sure that when it comes, you are at peak strength and alertness.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You were born with the potential to give the world specific gifts—benefits and blessings that are unique to you. One of those gifts has been slow in developing. You’ve never been ready to confidently offer it in its fullness. In fact, if you have tried to bestow it in the past, it may have caused problems. But the good news is that in the coming months, this gift will finally be ripe. You’ll know how to deal crisply with the interesting responsibilities it asks you to take on. Here’s your homework: Get clear about what this gift is and what you will have to do to offer it in its fullness.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Happy Unbirthday, Gemini! You’re halfway between your last birthday and your next. That means you’re free to experiment with being different from who you have imagined yourself to be and who other people expect you to be. Here are inspirational quotes to help you celebrate. 1. “Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.” - George Bernard Shaw. 2. “Like all weak men he laid an exaggerated stress on not changing one’s mind.” - W. Somerset Maugham. 3. “A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson. 4. “The snake which cannot cast its skin has to die. As well the minds which are prevented from changing their opinions; they cease to be mind.” - Friedrich Nietzsche.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): I suggest that you take a piece of paper and write down a list of your biggest fears. Then call on the magical force within you that is bigger and smarter than your fears. Ask your deep sources of wisdom for the poised courage you need to keep those scary fantasies in their proper place. And what is their proper place? Not as the masters of your destiny, not as controlling agents that prevent you from living lustily, but rather as helpful guides that keep you from taking foolish risks.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In his book Life: The Odds, Gregory Baer says that the odds you will marry a millionaire are not good: 215-to-1. They’re 60,000-to-1 that you’ll wed royalty and 88,000-to-1 that you’ll date a model. After analyzing your astrological omens for the coming months, I suspect your chances of achieving these feats will be even lower than usual. That’s because you’re far more likely to cultivate synergetic and symbiotic relationships with people who enrich your soul and stimulate your imagination, but don’t necessarily pump up your ego. Instead of models and millionaires, you’re likely to connect with practical idealists, energetic creators, and emotionally intelligent people who’ve done work to transmute their own darkness.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): What might you do to take better care of yourself in 2018, Virgo? According to my reading of the astrological omens, this will be a fertile meditation for you to keep revisiting. Here’s a good place to start: Consider the possibility that you have a lot to learn about what makes your body operate at peak efficiency and what keeps your soul humming along with the sense that your life is interesting. Here’s another crucial task: Intensify your love for

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LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Here are themes I suggest you specialize in during the coming weeks. 1. How to gossip in ways that don’t diminish and damage your social network, but rather foster and enhance it. 2. How to be in three places at once without committing the mistake of being nowhere at all. 3. How to express precisely what you mean without losing your attractive mysteriousness. 4. How to be nosy and brash for fun and profit. 5. How to unite and harmonize the parts of yourself and your life that have been at odds with each other.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): I predict that in the coming months you won’t feel compulsions to set your adversaries’ hair on fire. You won’t fantasize about robbing banks to raise the funds you need, nor will you be tempted to worship the devil. And the news just gets better. I expect that the amount of selfsabotage you commit will be close to zero. The monsters under your bed will go on a long sabbatical. Any lame excuses you have used in the past to justify bad behavior will melt away. And you’ll mostly avoid indulging in bouts of irrational and unwarranted anger. In conclusion, Scorpio, your life should be pretty evil-free for quite some time. What will you do with this prolonged outburst of grace? Use it wisely!

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “What is love?” asks philosopher Richard Smoley. “It’s come to have a greeting-card quality,” he mourns. “Half the time ‘loving’ someone is taken to mean nurturing a warmish feeling in the heart for them, which mysteriously evaporates the moment the person has some concrete need or irritates us.” One of your key assignments in the next 10 months will be to purge any aspects of this shrunken and shriveled kind of love that may still be lurking in your beautiful soul. You are primed to cultivate an unprecedented new embodiment of mature, robust love.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You know that unfinished task you have half-avoided, allowing it to stagnate? Soon you’ll be able to summon the gritty determination required to complete it. I suspect you’ll also be able to carry out the glorious rebirth you’ve been shy about climaxing. To gather the energy you need, reframe your perspective so that you can feel gratitude for the failure or demise that has made your glorious rebirth necessary and inevitable.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): In an ideal world, your work and your character would speak for themselves. You’d receive exactly the amount of recognition and appreciation you deserve. You wouldn’t have to devote as much intelligence to selling yourself as you did to developing your skills in the first place. But now forget everything I just said. During the next 10 months, I predict that packaging and promoting yourself won’t be so #$@&%*! important. Your work and character will speak for themselves with more vigor and clarity than they have before.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): There used to be a booth at a Santa Cruz flea market called “Joseph Campbell’s Love Child.” It was named after the mythological scholar who wrote the book The Hero with a Thousand Faces. The booth’s proprietor sold items that spurred one’s “heroic journey,” like talismans made to order and herbs that stimulated courage and minibooks with personalized advice based on one’s horoscope. “Chaos-Tamers” were also for sale. They were magic spells designed to help people manage the messes that crop up in one’s everyday routine while pursuing a heroic quest. Given the current astrological omens, Pisces, you would benefit from a place that sold items like these. Since none exists, do the next best thing: Aggressively drum up all the help and inspiration you need. You can and should be well-supported as you follow your dreams on your hero’s journey. ∆

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