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MARI EVANS, 1923-2017 BY DAVID HOPPE // HOPPE@NUVO.NET

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met Mari Evans in 1988, during my first summer in Indianapolis. It was particularly hot that summer, a history-making drought. I remember how the sun flattened everything along Central Avenue; there were times the unwavering intensity of it could be nerve-wracking. I came to the city to work for the Indiana Humanities Council. My first job there was to edit a book of essays about Indiana and, for that, I needed Indiana writers. Someone suggested I call Ms. Evans. I remember our first meeting — the first of too many to count over the ensuing years. Mari wore a silken headscarf that seemed to make her impervious to the heat. She was wary and alert, but willing to give our project a chance. Most of all, she was regal. Her essay would turn out to be the most memorable in a collection called Where We Live. Its title, “Ethos and Creativity: The Impulse As Malleable,” was like a major chord, Mari’s way of announcing the seriousness of what she had to say. But if this title seemed a tad academic, what followed was searing, an unflinching takedown of the braiding of race and power in Indianapolis that was, at once, a cry of the heart and mind. Mari took pains with that piece. Writing, for her, was inseparable from community. Putting things into words, testimony, was how people laid claim to memory and conscience. For some, it was the only dignity they would ever know. I think she thought that this publication might be a chance for her to reach a somewhat different audience — a whiter audience — than usual. She had a story to

tell, but didn’t want to pull any punches. Read that essay today, almost 30 years later, and you’ll think you’re reading from the latest news. So many of Mari’s themes are still with us: the ways, violent and subtle, that race divides our society, the impoverishment of cross-cultural communication, the toll this takes on children and, especially, our delusional capacity to accept abuses of power in everyday life as natural. “What we find is that racism, in this up-South city at the end of the twentieth century, is like a steel strand encased in nylon then covered in some luxurious fabric,” wrote Mari. “The intent is to avoid, if possible, blatant offenses, to soothe, mollify, if necessary dissemble — while racism, the steel strand, still effectively does the job.” That job was the perpetuation of power by and among a certain class. For Mari, this domination was not merely inflicted by one group of people on another. As she wrote in her poem, “If There Be Sorrow,” we do it to ourselves through the withholding and restraining of love. I can tell you stories about Mari Evans. The way she’d watch the interactions between parents and their kids in restaurants if she got a whiff of abuse. How she insisted on staying in her home in one of the city’s toughest neighborhoods — and kept a .38 in the kitchen. The who’s who of African-American intellectual and artistic royalty — this country’s true counter-culture — in which she travelled. Her love of sweet salads. Mari was my Indianapolis. She always will be. N For more opinion pieces visit nuvo.net/voices

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THE TREES ARE SAVED

Protestors stood to protect Crown Hill North Woods... and won BY AMBER STEARNS // ASTEARNS@NUVO.NET

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bout a dozen people were prepared to brave the snow and the cold to prevent construction crews from destroying the old growth forest in Crown Hill cemetery on Monday. Fortunately, the group only had to brave the elements for a few hours. An IMPD officer notified the group’s attorney, Russ Sipes, that a work order to stop construction at the site had been issued. A little bit of digging revealed that the Department of Veterans Affairs (DVA) issued the stop order until further notice. The National Cemetery Administration, a division of the DVA, will also re-open dialogue with the community at-large about the project. The news came as the cold turned wet from the forecasted snow finally arriving in Indianapolis. The band of citizens — dedicated to standing in the way of construction crews — was prepared to stay until they were removed. Indianapolis city-county councilor Zach Adamson was among them — armed with a megaphone and materials to make any potential arrests a little difficult. “We are attached to each other in the pipe,” Adamson said at the scene, his arm elbow deep in a 4-inch PVC pipe. “ It makes it harder for us to be separated. It’s called a ‘sleeping dragon.’ We aren’t going to resist, but we aren’t going to make it easy either.” Sleeping dragons connected another pair of protesters. A 15-year-old boy scaled a tree to make his stand — about 30 feet in the air. Veterans carried American flags and signs with the phone number to the Department of Veterans Affairs. The group was fully prepared to be arrested for their civil disobedience. Local law enforcement was prepared as well. Between two to four police cruis-

PROTESTORS AT CROWN HILL. // PHOTOS BY AMBER STEARNS

ers stayed within sight of the protest area at all times. All officers remained in their cars and observed from a distance. Around the corner in the Christian Theological Seminary parking lot, IMPD set up their staging area with the S.W.A.T. mobile command center and up to 10 additional officers at the ready. Russ Sipes was also on site, interacting with police and establishing a peaceful resistance atmosphere. If anyone was going to make a “scene,” it was not going to be the protesters. Friends made coffee runs to provide some warmth. A neighbor who lived just a few houses away from the protest brought hot water, tea and tissues, and she offered her home to anyone who needed a restroom. Another concerned citizen stood with a trash bag at the ready to make sure what all believe to be sacred ground stayed clean. Sipes delivered the news of the stop order to the protesters after confirming the information delivered to him by law enforcement. “This morning, the National Cemetery Administration decided to issue a stop work order,” Sipes told them. “It is not just for today, it’s until further notice and

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they’ve been instructed to open more dialogue with the protesters and the people of the community. … You guys did this.” Adamson reflected on the experience, still pleasantly surprised with the positive outcome. “I’m so fortunate to have been able to participate in that event that due to live streaming everyone could share with us as it happened we all witnessed the bending of federal bureaucracy because 11 people stood up and countless others reacted to that by calling and emailing the VA,” Adamson wrote on Facebook on Monday evening. “Even though, I’m still amazed this has worked. All of us who took steps, be it out in the cold or at home emailing the VA, made something rare happen yesterday. We made happen in 10 hours, what 10 months of ‘the proper channels’ did not do.” Protesters are aware that this is just a victory in battle and not in the war. But there is hope that with communication lines reopened, their pleas will finally be heard by the DVA and all alternatives will be explored. Mayor Joe Hogsett had expressed his desire to see the land established as a park for the community to enjoy. And the purchase offer from the Dr. Laura Hare Charitable Trust remains on the table. N

“We made happen in 10 hours, what 10 months of ‘the proper channels’ did not do.” — ZACH ADAMSON



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WORKS ON PAPER Indiana State Museum’s Pulp features an underappreciated art medium BY DAN GROSSMAN // ARTS@NUVO.NET

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aking paper from pulp — a process questions came to mind for me. Why do that originated in ancient Chiartists work on paper? Why do they choose na — can be an art in itself. Pulp: a specific paper to make their work? And Works on Paper is doing exactly that given that all but four of these artists are through an art exhibition that showcases still living, I took that as an opportunity to paintings, drawings, mixed media work, reach out to the individual artists and ask prints, and photography that employ paper them those two questions.” as a medium. Casey Roberts’ choice of paper has Of all the 26 works by Hoosier artists at everything to do with his artistic process. this Indiana State Museum exhibition, no His painting “First There’s Birth and Then work better exemplifies paper making as art there’s Death,” is an example of cyanotype, than Kathryn Haugh Clark’s “Red Perspecin which he essentially paints with photive,” an abstract meditation on the concept to-sensitive chemicals. The paper has to of space — “from shallow to deep to infinite be strong because, during the creation of space,” she writes in her artist’s statement. each work, he winds up washing the paper Clark is one of the owners (along with her numerous times. So Roberts prefers the husband Howard) of Twinrocker Handmade Rives BFK printmaking paper because of Paper, based in Brookston, its durability. But it’s not so Ind., which has been in durable that wear and tear Why do they business since 1971. don’t show up in the work; “We acquired this piece something he considchoose a specific that’s for the [museum] collecers part of the finished look paper to make tion because the making of in each piece. the paper was an integral Some of the exhibited arttheir work? part of the creation of the ists are better known outside artwork,” explains Mark the Hoosier state. Such is the Ruschman, Indiana State Museum’s Fine case for photographer Lucinda Devlin. Arts Curator. “She went back on top of the Her two color photographs in this exoriginal creation of the paper, and applied hibition, “Silo, Earl Park, IN” and “Electric the other items, whether it’s the collaging of Tower, Shelby County, IN” employ distinctly the paper or the thread, going back to work rural settings, and she uses Bartya paper for with pencil or watercolor.” the prints, which was often used in black For the exhibition, Ruschman encourand white photography. aged each of the artists to write statements “So they’re relevant to us not only where they respond to two questions he because she’s an Indiana artist but beasked of them. cause they’re images of Indiana as well,” “It’s a two-fold approach,” says Rusexplains Ruschman. chman. “One, it’s an art exhibition. And For the exhibited artists who are dethen it has another storyline, which has ceased, it was left to Ruschman to write their to do with works on paper. And when I statements. He did for Ed Funk, who was the was thinking about that approach, two owner of Dolphin Papers (a fine arts whole-

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saler) for many years. Funk, who died in 2013, was an exceptionally talented printmaker. His work on display in Pulp is entitled “Hajj,” an expressively colorful lithograph that he completed in 1988, depicting a young woman. “I’ve known about his print forever going back many years,” explains Ruschman. “And when I had an opportunity to acquire a piece from his family as a donation after he passed away this is the piece I chose. I just think that it’s a wonderful piece. It speaks so much to his working process.”

For Ruschman, being able to write Funk’s statement was “up close and personal.” And so he found the curating of this exhibition, particularly after last year’s mammoth 200 years of Indiana Art show at the museum incorporating 150 works. In contrast to that show — which Ruschman also curated — each of the 26 works on display in this exhibition has more breathing room. Accordingly, patrons can spend a little more time, if they so desire, to explore each piece. “I have a love of works on paper, it doesn’t matter what the technique is,” Ruschman says. “As a lot of these artists say, I love the feel of the paper, I love everything about it.” N



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BY LISA GAUTHIER MITCHISON // ARTS@NUVO.NET

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he opening weekend of IndyFringe’s DivaFest 2017 was packed with passionate artists producing works that challenge audiences to evaluate their points of view. The festival showcases only female identifying playwrights. For more reviews go to nuvo.net.

BATSHIT was written by Brooke Eden, directed by Miranda Swan and performed by Brooke Eden. WHAT IS GOOD: Twenty-year-old Eden has both good and bad luck. She suffers from panic disorder and depression. But karma picked up the bill by allowing her to come to terms with her issues now instead of 15 or 20 years later, after they did irreparable damage to her life. In her one-woman show, Eden confesses

to her own “batshit” craziness and to just how low she got before seeking help in college. She tackles the incredibly personal monologue with often self-deprecating humor, reveling in the convoluted events of her life that brought her to this point. Some stories are comical and some are sad, and she can turn a smart phrase. She’s genuine and relatable, and infinitely brave for sharing her story. WHAT NEEDS WORK: The performance’s timelines and subjects sometimes feel disjointed. It’s a little rough, but I am betting it’s a work in progress. Also, moving the stool around the stage is distracting and unnecessary. I’d love to see some media added, such as music and photos that pertain to the topics. NEXT SHOWING: March 18, 9 p.m.

ON THE POLE was written and produced by Nicole Kearney, directed by Dena Toler and performed by Banza Townsend, Andrea P. Wilson, Chandra Lynch, Brittany Taylor, and Jamaal McCray.

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WHAT IS GOOD: On the Pole examines the circumstances and repercussions for four women who work in a strip club. Each one represents a different perspective: the housemother, who has been in the industry practically her whole life; the teen-age newbie, who sees this as a welcome opportunity to get off the streets; the proud career dancer; and the short-timer, who is saving for college. It’s a fascinating behindthe-scenes of rarely told stories. The catty comments are set to high, and each actress effectively embodies her character’s temperament. But Wilson as Mimi is the most eye-catching; she drips sexuality the entire 60 minutes of the production. Well-curated props add vibrancy to the black-box stage. WHAT NEEDS WORK: The characters are depicted with a wide brush, but it’s hard to write effective character development into a short. The ending was a little abrupt; a more resolute conclusion would be satisfying. NEXT SHOWING: March 17, 9 p.m. N

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FRESHMAN GUARD KAMAR BALDWIN SHOOTS A LAY-UP PAST VILLANOVA SENIOR FORWARD KRIS JENKINS. THE BULLDOGS WON 66-58. // PHOTO BY BUTLER ATHLETICS

MAGIC AND MADNESS

Butler, Purdue, Notre Dame look to make run to NCAA Championship BY BRIAN WEISS // BWEISS@NUVO.NET

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n 11 other months, it’s just college basketball. But this is March. The 2017 NCAA Division I Men’s Basketball Tournament officially began Tuesday with the First Four games. But here at NUVO, we unofficially still recognize the the first-round games as the signal of the start of the craziest two and a half weeks of the college basketball season. March is the month every athlete, coach, analyst and basketball fan circles. It’s the month people use sick days to stay at home and watch games on as many screens as they can possibly find. It’s the month others

keep their head on a swivel ready to push the “Boss Button” on their work laptops. (For the uninitiated, the boss button replaces your game stream with a mock Excel spreadsheet.) It’s Madness. March Madness. Hell, the NCAA trademarked the term because of its popularity. In the next few pages we’ll briefly break down each of the 10 Division I Hoosier teams’ seasons and look at the chances Butler, Purdue and Notre Dame will cut down the net in Phoenix on April 3. Winning six consecutive games against the best teams from around the country is a lot tougher

than it sounds — just ask Butler, who came up one game short in 2010 and 2011. We’ve also included a big empty bracket for you to fill out, and so you can follow along throughout the madness. Whether you pick winners based on team colors (shoutout to my mom), extensive statistical research not seen since your high school cramming days or simply throw a dart at the bracket, take a deep breath, grab your lucky pen, and get picking. Because how are you going to brag to your boss that your bracket was so good you deserve an extra vacation day if you don’t have a physical copy of it?

Haven’t been paying attention to Hoosier teams during the run-up to the best month of basketball? You’re lucky: I have. That’s right. You can benefit from my obsessive game-watching with this breakdown of odds – plus a sad history of season-ending injuries – in our March Madness preview. I’m personally betting on a Duke vs. UCLA championship. Now excuse me while I get my boss to cover my cable bill as “research expenditures” and to approve my day-off requests for the next two and a half weeks. P.S. Your odds of selecting a perfect bracket are 1 in 9,223,372,036,854,775,808. Good luck. NUVO.NET // 03.15.17 - 03.22.17 // THE BIG STORY // 11


FIRST ROUND

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1 VILLANOVA 16 MSM/NO 8 WISCONSIN 9 VIRGINIA TECH 5 VIRGINIA 12 UNCW 4 FLORIDA 13 EAST TENN. ST. 6 SMU 12 PROV/USC 3 BAYLOR 14 NEW MEXICO ST. 7 SOUTH CAROLINA 10 MARQUETTE 2 DUKE 15 TROY

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16 SOUTH DAKOTA ST. 8 NORTHWESTERN 9 VANDERBILT 5 NOTRE DAME 12 PRINCETON 4 WEST VIRGINIA 13 BUCKNELL 6 MARYLAND 11 XAVIER 3 FLORIDA STATE 14 FGCU 7 ST. MARY’S (CAL.) 10 VCU 2 ARIZONA 15 NORTH DAKOTA

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BUTLER // There’s a reason Butler earned their TAKE A PIC OF YOUR COMPLETEDBRACKET AND TWEET IT TO @NUVO_NET AND TAG US ON INSTAGRAM AT @NUVOINDY.

highest tournament seed in NCAA history this year. They’re really freaking good. The No. 4 seeded Bulldogs boast the strongest resume among the three Indiana teams in the tournament. A 12-6 record in the Big East conference

MIAMI (FLA.) 8 MICHIGAN STATE 9 IOWA STATE 5 NEVADA 12

slotted the Bulldogs (23-8 overall) into second place in the conference, right behind Villanova. The Bulldogs defeated Villanova, the No. 1 overall

land, Michigan St., Northwestern and a season

seed in the tournament both times they met this

sweep of rival IU.

year. Not impressed? The Wildcats had three TOTAL losses on the season. Chris Holtmann’s squad is battle-tested.

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There’s no arguing Swanigan is a dominant player, but the Boilermakers lineup is extremely well-rounded. Vince Edwards and Carsen Ed-

They played teams participating in the NCAA

wards, not related, both averaged double figures

Tournament in 19 of their 31 games this season,

in scoring during the season. And 7’2’’ center

including victories over Arizona, Cincinnati,

Isaac Haas makes defenses think twice about

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Northwestern, Vanderbilt, Vermont, Bucknell,

double-teaming the player of the year. Add in

Xavier, Creighton, Seton Hall, Providence and

three-point threat Ryan Cline and Purdue will be

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Marquette. One knick against Butler’s strong

a tough out for any team they face.

VERMONT 13

OREGON 3 IONA 14 MICHIGAN 7 OKLAHOMA STATE 10

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season was a quarterfinal exit in the Big East

The No. 4 seed Boilermakers will face the team

tournament. They’ll enter the tournament on a

with the longest winning streak in America in the

two-game losing skid.

first round. No. 12 Vermont have won 21-games

Butler will face No. 13 seed Winthrop in the

in a row and haven’t lost since Dec. 21 against

first round. Butler has won nine of their last 10

Butler. White hot, the Catamounts don’t own a

opening round games and I don’t see any reason

victory against a team in the tournament.

why that trend stops this year. Winthrop earned

Will Purdue pull a Purdue and lose again in

their first bid since 2010 by winning the Big

the first round? It’d definitely be a Purdue thing

South Conference tournament. The Eagles don’t

to do. But if Swanigan doesn’t shit the bed, this

have a win against a team in the tournament,

should be the year Purdue finally gets off the

losing to both Dayton and Florida St. during

schneid and wins a tournament game.

non-conference play.

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Butler would face the winner of No. 5 Min-

NOTRE DAME // The Fighting Irish are the

nesota and No. 12 Middle Tennessee State. The

hottest of the three Indiana teams in the tour-

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Gophers are over-seeded — how they got a five

nament. Notre Dame (25-9 overall) won six of

and Wisconsin got an eight will forever be a

their final seven regular season games before

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mystery — and the Blue Raiders upset Michigan

making a run to the ACC Tournament final,

State as a No. 15 seed in 2015-2016. Butler fans

where they fell to Duke.

SETON HALL 9 MINNESOTA 5 MIDDLE TENN. 12 BUTLER 4 WINTHROP 13 CINCINNATI 6 KSU/WAKE 12 UCLA 3 KENT STATE 14

should fancy their chances of making it to the

Notre Dame is led by junior forward Bonzie Col-

Sweet Sixteen, where a possible matchup with

son, who, at 6’5’’ 225 lbs., is a nightmare matchup

No. 1 seed North Carolina could await.

for any team. Colson averaged a lofty 17.5 points

The Bulldogs have the talent to make a deep

per game and slightly more than 10 rebounds per

run, and they surely won’t be afraid of any team

contest. He only failed to score in double digits in

they see on the way. But the X-factor could be

two games. He’s the real deal, and if the Fighting

their mascot. Butler Blue III is a game changer. I

Irish make a deep run, has a legitimate chance at

mean did you see him on the cover? It’s impos-

winning Most Outstanding Player.

sible not to love a creature that cute. Expect a

Notre Dame’s first round opponent, Prince-

strong amount of slobber coming the sidelines

ton, won the inaugural Ivy League Conference

and another Sweet Sixteen trip for Butler.

tournament this season. If you’re a betting person, go ahead and place a large bet on a private

PURDUE // The Boilermakers won their first outright regular season Big Ten title since 1995-

school to advance out of this matchup. Notre Dame has gone to the Elite Eight in

1996 this year. Now Matt Painter and company

back-to-back seasons, and as a No. 5 seed, the

will look to bounce back from a disappointing

Fighting Irish could possibly see No. 1 Gonzaga

Big Ten Tournament loss to win their first NCAA

for a chance at making it three straight. But No.

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Tournament game since the 2012. Led by Big Ten

9 Northwestern is playing in their first NCAA

Player of the Year Caleb Swanigan, Purdue (25-7

Tournament in 79 years and they’re going to

KENTUCKY 2

overall) owned the top-scoring offense in the Big

pull the upset, because March. Go ahead and

Ten this year. They gave top-seeded Villanova a

double down on your private school bet if that’s

run for their money early in the season and boast

the case.

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The Big Story Continued...

INDIANA // What. A. Rollercoaster. Season. The

The Hoosiers needed a Big Ten Tournament

They rode that momentum into a 14-4 conference

biggest victory in school history. The Mastodons

Hoosiers began the crazy ride with a season-open-

miracle to make the Big Dance. A throttling of

record and back-to-back regular season titles. But

had never recorded a victory against a ranked

ing victory against No. 3 Kansas. Everything was

Iowa was a good start, but Wisconsin, a team

after suffering the loss of star forward Alec Peters

opponent before and IU was No. 3 at the time —

great in Bloomington. Fans were talking title. The

they lost to both times in the regular season,

to injury, Horizon League Player of the Year and

yes, Indiana was the third ranked team in the nation

Fire Crean crowd had gone into hiding. The Hoo-

loomed. There would be no miracle. It was a

likely NBA draft pick, Valparaiso was upset by Mil-

at one point this season. Seems like forever ago

siers were ranked in the top five. Life was dandy. An

fitting end to the Hoosiers run. They’ll play in the

waukee in the quarterfinals of the Horizon League

doesn’t it?

overtime loss to little stepbrother IPFW two games

Not Invited Tournament, errr I mean the National

tournament. Their regular season title earned the

later brought the hype train to a screeching halt. It

Invitational Tournament for the second time in

Crusaders an automatic bid into the NIT, a tourna-

INDIANA STATE // ’Twas a rough season for Larry

threw doubt back into the minds of many.

the last three seasons.

ment they finished runner up in last season.

Bird’s alma mater. The Sycamore (11-20 overall)

IU began conference play with a 26-game home

finished the year 5-13 in the Missouri Valley Confer-

And instantly the Fire Crean crowd came out

winning streak, which was immediately snapped

of hiding. Is Tom Crean on the hot seat? There is

BALL STATE // With a 11-7 conference record, the

ence and will be watching postseason play from the

by an upset loss to Nebraska. The Here We Go

no doubt in my mind, and many diehard Hoosiers

Cardinals (21-8 overall) earned a share of the MAC

couch. The highlight of the down year was a victory

Again crowd were now front and center. A blow-

minds, that Crean needs to be given the boot. He

West regular season title. They defeated Western

against No. 16 Butler in early December, the 129th

out loss at Bankers Life to Louisville, and another

turned the program around — I’ll give him that.

Michigan in the MAC Tournament to earn their first

meeting between the two schools.

loss at Assembly Hall to Wisconsin weren’t exactly

He made the Candy Stripes popular again. But

appearance in the tournament semifinals since 2011.

reassuring results.

Hoosiers demand success year in and year out. The

There they fell to top seeded Akron. Ball State was

EVANSVILLE // The other Indiana team in the

NIT just isn’t going to cut it.

awarded a spot in the CollegeInsider.com Postsea-

MVC performed eerily similar. The Purple Aces (16-

son Tournament where they’ll face in-state foe Fort

17 overall) began conference play by losing 10 of

Wayne. Chirp! Chirp!

their first 11 games. That’ll ruin your year.

Then it happened. OG Anunoby suffered a knee injury against Penn State, an injury that required season-ending surgery. It was a crushing blow to

VALPARAISO // After capturing the Horizon

a struggling team that would lead to the Hoosiers

League regular season title in 2016, expectations

losing seven of their next nine games. The season

for this squad were high heading into the year. They

FORT WAYNE // There’s one thing this season will

IUPUI // The Jags (14-18 overall) beat Ball State

was all but over at this point. Adding salt to the

got off to a hot start, posting a 10-3 non-confer-

be remembered for: defeating Indiana. Sure, the

and Fort Wayne but couldn’t muster some March

wound, Purdue would sweep the season series with

ence record, with of two of those three losses

Hoosiers didn’t turn out to be the team everyone

magic and make a run through the Summit League

a victory in West Lafayette.

coming against No. 4 Oregon and No. 6 Kentucky.

thought they would be, but this is unarguably the

Tournament to earn a postseason birth. N

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MOVIE // Deconstructing the Beatles Revolver WHERE // Keystone Art Cinema TICKETS // $15

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ROOTED IN RACISM

WHAT // 13th WHEN // March 18, 13th Screening (2 p.m.), panel discussion (4 p.m.) WHERE // Central Library, FREE Director Ava DuVernay’s Oscar-nominated documentary, 13th, opens with a disturbing fact: Our country makes up five percent of the planet’s population, but it holds 25 percent of the world’s prisoners. Named after the 13th Amendment, the film explores the racism running rampant in the criminal justice system and the perpetuation of slavery through mass incarceration. IUPUI Museum Studies is partnering with

BY ED JOHNSON-OTT // EJOHNSONOTT@NUVO.NET

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fter attending an advance screening of Disney’s mostly-live-action version of Beauty and the Beast last night, I stayed up late watching the 1991 original cartoon, and noticed a few differences between the two. The original version is more fun. The original version has more heart. The original version is snappier. And the new version is unnecessary. I’ve got no problem with remakes. I understand the lure of money. Disney’s mostly-live-action versions of Alice in Wonderland (and its sequel), Cinderella, and The Jungle Book made loads of money. As long as the remake is at least good, I’m happy. The sumptuous Beauty ‘17 hits the “at least good” mark. But the original is a great movie and it’s hard to forget that. Director Bill Condon (Chicago, Dreamgirls) and his team takes the basic story and tweaks it here and there. Belle (Emma Watson) is more assertive, teaching girls in her small village to read, while the neighbors express their disapproval. When her father (Kevin Kline) gets taken prisoner by the Beast (Dan Stevens), she agrees to take his place, but immediately starts working on her escape. So how do you get your leading lady to fall in love with her captor without sending a disturbing message to young viewers? In this version Belle and the Beast bond gradually

the African-American organization, the Circle City Chapter of the Links, to present a screen-

through books. Some of the best scenes in the movie involve them discussing books. He’s still holding her captive, mind you, but we get to watch the relationship evolve into something less Stockholm Syndromey. Speaking of messages, much has been made of a brief scene Bill Condon described as “a gay moment.” Lefou (Josh Gad) is the comic relief assistant to Gaston (Luke Evans), a village creep who wants to nail Belle, fawning over his swaggering boss throughout the film. In a big formal dance scene at the end of the story, Lefou accidentally ends up dancing with another guy for a second. Lefou looks startled but not unhappy. End of scene. Thus endeth the great “gay moment” in Beauty ‘17. The only thing I found disturbing was that Lefou is portrayed sympathetically even after he helps Gaston tie up Belle’s father and leave him in the forest where they know ravenous wolves are nearby. Back in the village, Lefou suggests that it might be better to not let the man die, but when Gaston waves him off, Lefou drops the subject. Creepy. Wondering why I’m talking about trivialities involving secondary characters? It’s because the movie didn’t grab me. I admired the craft, certainly, and I grew to care about the fates of Belle and the Beast, but the movie failed to sweep me away. The songs from the original still work. The

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ing and panel discussion of 13th. This event is the first in a series of programs coinciding with the exhibit, “States of Incarceration,” which will be showcased at the library from April 13

new ones didn’t stand out on first listen. A storyline concerning Belle’s longing to know the fate of her mother feels like padding. When a big part of your target audience is children, padding your movie slightly past the two hour point is not a good idea. Taking the talking candelabra (voice of Ewan McGregor), harpsichord (Stanley Tucci), mantel clock (Ian McKellen), and teapot (Emma Thompson) and rendering them as realistically as CGI allows has disappointing results. The reflected lighting on each of the characters makes it difficult to visually decipher the faces; once you do, you realize the faces are far less expressive than the ones in the original. Why? Because inanimate objects given personalities is a notion that works in our imaginations and in cartoons. Cartoons, darn it, not mostly-live-action. My, what a grumpy review. That’s what happens when you stay up into the wee hours watching a movie that reminds you that it’s mostly-live-action remake is clunky, not magical enough, and unnecessary. The new Beauty and the Beast is harmless and watchable. It has some good moments. And it is UNNECESSARY. N

to May 14. Created by more than 500 students from 20 cities across the country, the traveling exhibit presents several chapters in the country’s long, dark history of mass incarceration. For their area of the exhibit, IUPUI students focus on the question, “Why are prisons the nation’s mental hospitals?” Elizabeth Kryder-Reid, a professor of anthropology and museum studies at IUPUI, believes the upcoming screening of 13th will spark a lively discussion of these issues. As 13th points out, prejudice and corruption cast a shadow over the American justice system. Mass incarceration is firmly rooted in racism. “The pivot we all need to make is to start thinking of this not simply as a legal or political issue but as a moral issue,” Kryder-Reid says. “It’s about our understanding of human rights. The current state of incarceration is telling testimony that we’re not living up to our potential. Many people think prisons are simply places where bad people go to be punished. 13th will help them understand the complexities and enduring inequalities that have framed our social justice system.” — SAM WATERMEIER For the full story go to nuvo.net

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ON ST. PADDY’S, WE’RE ALL IRISH

10 St. Patrick’s Day celebrations around Indy BY CAVAN McGINSIE // CMCGINSIE@NUVO.NET

W

hether you’re of Irish heritage or not, St Paddy’s is always a perfect reason to celebrate with friends and strangers alike. We’ve made your Friday plans for you already: Go to one of these places, order a shot of Tullamore (and then maybe another) and grab yourself some corned beef and cabbage. Follow up with a Guinness, or Ring of Dingle — and keep it local if you can. By this point you’ll be ready to do an Irish jig, and that draft under your kilt will be feeling mighty nice. 1 // ACLU of Indiana St. Patrick’s Day Bar Crawl, March 17, 3-7 p.m., $10, 21+ Spend the afternoon in Fountain Square and Fletcher Place drinking and feel good about it by knowing a portion of your proceeds benefit the ACLU of Indiana. Some of Indy’s most popular bars and restaurants are participating, including: Thunderbird, Pioneer, Rook, Fountain Square Brewery, Hotel Tango, La Margarita, Marrow, and Bluebeard. 2 // Big Woods St. Patrick’s Day Rally in the Alley (Nashville, Ind), March 17, 2:30 p.m. - midnight, $15, 21+ If you’re looking to get out of town for a full St. Paddy’s weekend celebration, Nashville might be just the place to go and Big Woods is where you should start. There will be plenty of cocktails, wine and local beer, including Big Woods’ own line of beers, Quaff On! Spend the afternoon drinking and listening to five musical acts including Electric Mob, Irish Aires and Split Rail.

3 // Brockway Public House St. Patrick’s Day Tent Party, March 17 & 18, 8 a.m. - 3 a.m. (both days), FREE entry, 21+ Start your day right with Kegs and Eggs at this Dublin-inspired pub on Indy’s Northside. The party goes all day with events like a pumper pull and a keg toss and shows from bagpipers, My Yellow Rickshaw. For those who love all things Irish there will be plenty of fish and chips, corned beef and cabbage and a limited edition Danny Boy Beer — oh, and Guinness. Lots of Guinness. While the event is free, you can pay $2 for a wristband and get some swag and entered for prizes, all wristband proceeds go to the Carmel Fire Department. 4 // The District Tap’s Beer, Bracket and Blarney Bash, March 17 & 18, noon (both days), $10/day, 21+ This two day event is celebrating three great things: college basketball, Ireland and brews. There will be 60 beers on tap to choose from, as well as college basketball games on the dozens of TVs throughout the place. Outside in the heated party tent you’ll be able to enjoy your libations and live music from Jai Baker Band, Living Proof, Popparazzi and more. 5 // Four Day Ray’s Firkin St. Patrick’s Day, March 17 & 18, Noon – Midnight (both days), $10/day, 21+ For those who don’t know what the firk a firkin is, it’s a type of keg used for cask-conditioning beer. So, spend two days partying at the new Hamilton Country brewery

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tasting a series of firkin tappings from local breweries including Four Day Ray. The tent party will be filled with tons of green and gold, Irish food, beer and live music. The music acts include Ripple Effect, Lemon Wheel and more. Also, NUVO will be there with our GIF Photo Booth, so don’t miss out on GIFing yourself.

8 // Jiffy Lube’s Blarney Bash, March 17, 11 a.m. - 10 p.m., all-ages, $7 A huge party on Georgia Street featuring tons of food vendors, green beer and of course, live music. The bash will go throughout the day and music will be performed by The Late Show, The Doo and My Yellow Rickshaw.

6 // McGinley’s Golden Ace Inn Tent Party, March 17, 10:30 a.m, 21+ Named one of the 10 Best places to party on St. Patrick’s Day in the nation by USA Today, this Irish pub has been going strong since 1934. The party will include three musical acts from Ireland including award-winning Eunan McIntyre and the beloved Irish bluegrass group JigJam. There will also be some of the best burgers you’ve ever had and plenty of Irish fare. Beer will be making appearances throughout the day, but no green beer. Don’t forget to bring cash, as it’s an old school joint and they keep it cash-only.

9 // Manley’s Irish Mutt Tent Party, March 17, 11 a.m., 21+, FREE One of the most popular Irish spots in Indy will host their annual tent party. This year will feature musical acts The Murat Highlander Pipes & Drums, Eunan McIntyre and Dog Bite Mike. For basketball fans there will be TVs in the tent with March Madness games throughout the day. There will also be a special St. Patrick’s day menu featuring a shepherd’s pie, Irish stew, a Mutt dog (all beef hot dog topped with corned beef & cabbage & thousand island dressing) and Irish cider infused pork sandwich. Don’t forget, it’s cash only.

7 // The Hoosier Lottery’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade, March 17, 11:30 a.m. - 3 p.m., all-ages, FREE In its 37th year, the St. Patrick’s Day Parade will feature a slew of floats, marching bands, bagpipers, Irish dancers and more. The best place to enjoy the parade is from the Vermont Street festival from 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. The fest includes Irish food, drink and entertainment. Grab some corned beef and cabbage and spend the day in the beer garden in the middle of the parade route.

10 // The Rathskeller’s Irish Fest, March 17, noon – midnight, 21+, FREE But, but, but, it’s German! We know, but if there are two countries that are more similar in their affinity for drinking than Ireland and Germany, we can’t think of any. And we’re all Irish on St. Paddy’s. This place throws one of the biggest bashes in celebration of the late, great St. Pat; so grab a Warsteiner and take a break from all that Guinness and spend the day listening to live music from Woomblies, Zanna Doo and more. N


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rothers Griffin and Taylor Goldsmith have been performing together for over 20 years — except now when they play together in their band Dawes, it’s at The Late Show with Stephen Colbert or at Austin City Limits, not in their basement. Dawes has existed since 2009, but the Goldsmiths have sung together forever. On a phone call with Griffin last week, he mentioned the brothers have a video from when 5-year-old Griffin hadn’t even picked up drumsticks and before 10-year-old Taylor was writing albums that hit No. 1 on the U.S. folk charts. Griffin started playing drums and touring with his brother when he was in high school. “Once we got the van and [were] sleeping on hotel floors and playing to nobody, we were already in over our heads,” Griffin said. “We were doing stuff that we had always wanted to do. At that point we had never envisioned, like, ‘Let’s go play Bonnaroo.’ Every time we do something like that we are very appreciative and aware of how lucky we are.” That’s becoming more frequent. Earlier this month Dawes appeared on Colbert’s The Late Show, another night show appearance to add to their Letterman appearances, including one backing John Fogerty, and another time backing Robbie Robertson. Griffin says both brothers were influenced by The Band, especially by the spacious and rarely repetitive drumming of Levon Helm. He also had the opportunity to a session favorite drummer Jim Keltner. “That for me was one of the greatest memo-

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ries I have personally, because he’s my favorite drummer ever,” Griffin said. “Just to get to bro out with him.” Dawes spent time with bands they looked up to as heroes. They served as Jackson Browne’s band for a show in Spain; which is fitting because the band found their musical roots in a mix of Stax records sound and folk rock, influenced by artists like Steely Dan, David Bowie, Bob Dylan and Allman Brothers. “I think that people often get into the specifications of, ‘What does this sound like?’ or ‘What’s this genre?’ which makes it relatable and makes it easier to get into,” Griffin says. “But I’ve always just thought [a Dawes’ show] was a rock show. That we were just carrying on traditions of bands like Allman Brothers, or at least trying to.” The band’s latest is called We’re All Gonna Die; it’s an album full of synth and dark humor. The album’s title comes from an eponymous song where the singer is told that none of his problems can be that bad because, well, we’re all gonna die. “What I personally like about it is how polarizing it could be,” Griffin said. “A lot of people said that it was dark and fucked up, or whatever it’s a bummer. Or there’s people, including myself, who just hear it and laugh. It’s just stating the self evident!” N


KYLE LONG is a longtime NUVO columnist and host of WFYI’s A Cultural Manifesto.

BANNED AT SXSW BY KYLE LONG // MUSIC@NUVO.NET

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s South By Southwest continues in Austin this week, Bloomington-based global music PR firm Rock Paper Scissors joined forces with a handful of like-minded U.S. music organizations as a co-sponsor for ContraBanned: #MusicUnites. The showcase features music from nations targeted in Donald Trump’s executive order travel ban. The roster of artists featured on the ContraBanned bill represent a diverse array of musical styles. Indiana music fans will be pleased to see the inclusion of the brilliant Iraqi-American multi-instrumentalist Dena El Saffar, best known locally as the leader of Bloomington’s Salaam. Other notable ContraBanned performers include the legendary Iranian

singer-songwriter Mohsen Namjoo, Somali-Canadian pop duo Faarrow, Sudanese hip-hop artist Emmanuel Jal, and the Iranian electronic music producer/composer Ash Koosha among many others. Rock Paper Scissor’s Tristra Newyear Yeager gave insight into ContraBanned and how Trump’s travel ban might affect the music scene here in the states. KYLE LONG: Aside from all of the troubling humanitarian concerns, I would imagine Trump’s travel ban will also have serious ramifications on the work Rock Paper Scissors is doing here in Indiana. How is the travel ban affecting your ability to do your job?

NUVO.NET/MUSIC TRISTRA: That’s a really great question. There have been some statistics and reports that have just come out demonstrating how the travel ban has had a chilling effect on people considering the United States as a business or travel destination. I think it’s important to remember that artists are business people as well as crazy creative souls that inspire us. So, when you’re an artist looking at a business plan, and you see that a particular country has a lot of uncertainty, and perhaps additional expenses, and perhaps extreme inconveniences like being detained — and even if you’re detained for just a few hours that can make a big difference if you miss a flight and have to buy a new one that adds thousands of dollars in expenses — taking all that in consideration you get a general feeling of, “Why bother?” The U.S. is almost always a loss-making market for many international artists

who are not huge pop stars. When you add up the transport and visa fees, a fivepiece band coming to the U.S. can start out with a $10,000 deficit going into a tour, and that was prior to these changes. These bans really add a burden of expense to artists. So, the thought of coming here is less attractive. Therefore we are kind of looking at this situation and thinking we’re not going to see as many international artists who are going to be willing to come to the States. There have been a lot of reports in the international press about folks coming into the U.S. from places that are not on the list of six restricted countries who are being detained — even with valid visas. That’s a very disturbing thing to hear as an artist who perhaps prizes his or her ability to speak freely and move within legal channels to promote their work. So I think we’re looking at a very sad time where there’s going to be a lot of restrictions on what U.S. audiences get to hear. N

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Agent Orange, The Queers, Guttermouth 7 p.m., The Hi-Fi, 21+

Dinosaur Jr. 7 p.m., The Bluebird (Bloomington), $20, 21+

St. Paddy’s Day various locations, mostly 21+

Gary Burton and Makoto Ozone 7 p.m., Jazz Kitchen, $30 - $50, 21+

Cold War Kids 8 p.m., Egyptian Room at Old National Centre, all-ages

Jay Som, Nice Try The Bishop (Bloomington) 18+

Vince Staples, Kilo Kish 8 p.m., Old National Centre, all-ages

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WEDNESDAY // 3.15 Glen Phillips, Scrott Center, all-ages Josh Roberts Trio, Jazz Kitchen, 21+ Classical Music Indy, Eskenazi, 21+ Elizabeth Cook, Darrin Bradbury, The Hi-FI, 21+ Lit Lit The How To Keep Full Tour, Printtext, all-ages Romanus Records Vinyl Only Night, Fountain Square Brewing Co., 21+ Gene Deer, Slippery Noodle, 21+ DJ Troll, Zataara, Sky Guy Says, The Bluebird (Bloomington), 21+ Bernardus, Tin Roof, 21+

THURSDAY // 3.16 Alvin Youngblood Hart, Muscle Theory, Slippery Noodle, 21+ Andreilien, Mousetrap, 21+ Latin Dance party, Jazz Kitchen, 21+

Everett Greene, Eskenazi Hospital, all-ages The Infamous Stringdusters, The Way Down Wanderers, The Vogue, 21+ Phyllis as U2, Melody Inn, 21+ Everett Greene, Eskenazi Health, all-ages Four Years Strong, Light Years, Can’t Swim, Sleep On It, Hoosier Dome, all-ages Russ T. Nutz, Chris Wolf, Roy McMahon, Square Cat Vinyl, all-ages

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Jamey Johnson, 8 Seconds Saloon, 21+ Hyrdyer Grateful Paddy’s Day, Mousetrap, 21+ St. Paddy’s, Tiki Bob’s, 21+ St. Patrick’s Day Extravaganza, Howl at the Moon, 21+

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FRIDAY // 3.17 See full St. Paddy’s Day listings on page16 Reverend Peyton’s Big Damn Band, Austin Sterling, The Hi-FI, 21+ The Dollyrots, The Two Tens, The Messengers, The Lickers, Melody Inn, 21+ JD McPherson, The Bluebird (Bloomington), 21+ Snarky Puppy St. Snarky’s Day, The Vogue, 21+ Mark Dippel, *ask, Square Cat Vinyl, all-ages

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Apostile of Solitude, Cruthu, Tarpit Boogie, Drude, State Street Pub, 21+ Jeff Byrd, Thirsty Scholar, 21+ St. Patrick’s Day Block Party, Downtown Indy, all-ages

SATURDAY // 3.18 Clint Breeze and The Groove, Native Sun, Pioneer, 21+ Low Pone Queer Dance Party, The Hi-Fi, 21+ Keller Williams, The Vogue, 21+ Chevy Woods, Emerson Theater, all-ages

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LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): I like rowdy, extravagant longing as much as anyone. I enjoy being possessed by a heedless greed for too much of everything that feels rapturous: delectable food, mysterious sex, engrossing information, liberating intoxication, and surprising conversations that keep me guessing and improvising for hours. But I am also a devotee of simple, sweet longing . . . pure, watchful, patient longing . . . open-hearted longing that brims with innocence and curiosity and is driven as much by the urge to bless as to be blessed. That’s the kind I recommend you explore and experiment with in the coming days.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): EVERY relationship has problems. No exceptions. In the beginning, all may be calm and bright, but eventually cracks will appear. Here’s the corollary to that rule: EVERY partner is imperfect. Regardless of how cool, kind, attractive, or smart they may seem in the early stages, they will eventually unveil their unique flaws and troubles. Does this mean that all togetherness is doomed? That it’s forever impossible to create satisfying unions? The answer is HELL, NO! — especially if you keep the following principles in mind: Choose a partner whose problems are: 1. interesting; 2. tolerable; 3. useful in prodding you to grow; 4. all of the above.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You know that forbidden fruit you’ve had your eyes on? Maybe it isn’t so forbidden any more. It could even be evolving toward a state where it will be both freely available and downright healthy for you to pluck. But there’s also a possibility that it’s simply a little less risky than it was before. And it may never become a fully viable option. So here’s my advice: Don’t grab and bite into that forbidden fruit yet. Keep monitoring the situation. Be especially attentive to the following questions: Do you crave the forbidden fruit because it would help you flee a dilemma you haven’t mustered the courage to escape from? Or because it would truly be good for you to partake of the forbidden fruit?

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Would you like some free healing that’s in alignment with cosmic rhythms? Try this experiment. Imagine that you’re planning to write your autobiography. Create an outline that has six chapters. Each of the first three chapters will be about a past experience that helped make you who you are. In each of the last three chapters, you will describe a desirable event that you want to create in the future. I also encourage you to come up with a boisterous title for your tale. Don’t settle for My Life So Far or The Story of My Journey. Make it idiosyncratic and colorful, perhaps even outlandish, like Piscean author Dave Eggers’ A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius.

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