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As Cannabis edibles continue to emerge as one of the industry’s fastest growing markets, Leaf Nation sought to showcase how that acceptance and embrace could yield a new twist on the holiday party scene. Our heads dancing with visions of Norman Rockwell and other nostalgic artists, Creative Director Daniel Berman worked with Brooklyn-based illustrator Kiki Kita to bring the concept to life.

Kita grew up in Nagoya, Japan and Dallas, Texas, and counts Smithsonian Magazine and Hilton among her diverse clientele.

Kita’s work has also been recognized by the prestigious American Illustration competition and the Society of Illustrators of Los Angeles.

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Editor’s Note WES ABNEY

Thanks for picking up the Edibles Issue of the Leaf!

The holidays are here and there’s no better time to fill up on tasty treats that will put a real sparkle in the Christmas lights this year. December is a huge month for edibles, and no wonder, with so many family gatherings and white elephant parties to attend. And there’s nothing more satisfying than quietly crunching an infused peppermint bark chocolate bar as the kids go on a sugar bender and half the adults on a booze-fueled festivus, while the rest of the family casts their all-to sober and judgemental looks from across the room.

No wonder Santa has an eating disorder – he has to change his final list constantly to accommodate all the end of the year drama, and people don’t even give him weed cookies! Is it true that kids in states with legal weed have cooler presents and happier holidays than in places where ganja is illegal? I digress, as my own edibles and coffee must really be kicking in…

But here’s the thing: I personally love edibles so much that some days I don’t smoke weed. Nonetheless, I have a constant layer of cannabinoids kicking around in my bloodstream – with specific dosages and blended options including CBD for pain relief and anxiety, Delta 8 THC for less psychoactivity, CBG for the giggles or CBN for sleepy time. You really can dial in your experience one milligram or serving at a time. We live in a glorious era for edibles, and I never take that for granted.

When I started the Leaf in 2010, testing for THC percentages in bud wasn’t available and we had little to no idea about other cannabinoids, terpenes or the entourage effect. Edibles came in dosages like XXX and were wildly inconsistent – to the extent that I didn’t eat them for many years. It only takes one bad trip to teach most users to read the label, and it wasn’t until testing for Cannabis potency at Analytical 360 in Seattle became available that I started sampling infused treats.

The daze of ziplock brownies are long gone, and most people don’t have time for homemade edible adventures – but thankfully we have the option to head to the store and enjoy a selection of infused drinks, mints, treats and even chips in some markets. For my full advice on edible do’s and don’ts, check out my piece later in the magazine, but here is my core advice: Always read the label and think twice before eating more. Edibles take a long time to kick in, but once you’re on the journey, the train doesn’t stop until you wake up the next morning. And remember, no matter what, you will wake up – so don’t waste a trip in an ambulance. The only way edibles could kill you is if a giant tote bin full of them fell on your head.

-Wes Abney

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FIVE TEXAS CITIES PASS DECRIM LAWS

VOTERS IN five Texas cities in November decided in favor of municipal ballot initiatives eliminating local enforcement of low-level marijuana offenses.

Voters in the cities of Denton, Killeen, San Marcos, Elgin and Harker Heights decided ‘yes’ on the measures. Specifically, the ordinances limit local law enforcement from making arrests or issuing citations for most marijuana-related violations. It also prohibits police in most circumstances from considering the odor of Cannabis as probable cause of a crime.

“Texans have shown that they want major Cannabis law reforms in Texas via polling, legislative engagement, and now at the local ballot box,” Texas NORML Executive Director Jax James said. “This will have a positive impact on the almost half a million people living in these cities.”

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2states – Maryland and Missouri – legalized adult-use Cannabis in November’s election.

years have passed since Colorado and Washington became the first two states to legalize adult-use marijuana.

MARYLAND AND MISSOURI LEGALIZE ADULT-USE CANNABIS

MARYLAND VOTERS in November overwhelmingly passed a measure making the state the twentieth to legalize marijuana for adult use. Meanwhile, 53% of Missouri residents approved a legalization measure of their own.

Under Maryland legalization, possessing amounts between 1.5 ounces and 2.5 ounces will be subject to civil fines. Possession of greater amounts will remain subject to existing criminal penalties. Adults can grow up to two marijuana plants.

Missouri’s new law allows adults to possess up to three ounces of marijuana. Adults can home-cultivate up to six flowering plants, six immature plants, and six plants under 14 inches for personal use.

MINNESOTA GOVERNOR PROMISES LEGALIZATION

INCUMBENT Governor Tim Walz (DFL) is planning for Cannabis legalization with Democrats newly in control of the Minnesota Legislature. Spark ‘em if you got them!

The governor promised it will be “one of the first” bills to pass in 2023, according to former governor Jesse Ventura. Walz called him to chat about the implications of November’s midterm election results, Ventura said.

Walz extended an invitation to former wrestling star Ventura – a longtime Cannabis activist – to the anticipated signing ceremony once lawmakers deliver a legalization bill to the governor’s desk.

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Cannabis retailers are now open in Massachusetts’ legal adult-use market.

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in revenue was brought in by Colorado’s legal Cannabis market in 2021, making it the 2nd largest in the country behind California at $5.2 billion.

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SEAN COMBS GETS INTO THE WEED BUSINESS

Hip-hop mogul and entrepreneur Sean “Diddy” Combs is venturing into the world of Cannabis.

Combs has agreed to acquire licensed Cannabis operations in New York, Massachusetts and Illinois, in a deal worth up to $185 million. The transaction marks Combs’ first investment in marijuana and will reportedly create the country’s first minorityowned, vertically-integrated, multi-state Cannabis company. It will also reportedly be the world’s largest Black-owned marijuana operation, according to a release from Combs and the companies.

The transaction comes after Cresco Labs earlier this year agreed to purchase rival Columbia Care in a $2 billion deal. The acquisition makes Cresco the top U.S. marijuana producer. It was one of the biggest deals in the Cannabis industry, and required Cresco to divest assets in limited-license markets including New York state.

The deal includes four retail stores and one production facility in the Empire State; three retail stores and one production facility in Massachusetts; and two retail stores and one production facility in Illinois.

“My mission has always been to create opportunities for Black entrepreneurs in industries where we’ve traditionally been denied access,” Combs said. “And this acquisition provides the immediate scale and impact needed to create a more equitable future in Cannabis.”

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model features a more travel-friendly size and introductory cost. Available in three colors, this version effortlessly grinds two grams at a time and holds a whole eighth of milled product. The powerfully-magnetized top sticks easily to refrigerators. If you’ve wanted to discover the millover-grind difference, this is your chance.

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Apex Ancillary knows you’re only as good as your tools, and they put a lot of thought into their products. The Pro Tool set includes four distinct dabbers, a silicon mat and a set of grabbers for your terp pearls, all inside a sleek black zipper case. For home storage, their sturdy wooden board magnetizes your tools in place, making it easy to change flavors in a session without wondering where you put your dabber down. The board even contains a sliding lower drawer to store bangers, extra jars or carb caps. LINKTREE.COM/APEXANCILLARY @APEX.ANCILLARY | $49.95 TOOLS, $49.95 STAND

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Looking to suit someone up in the comfiest fashion around, you only have to look to Camp High Collective. Led by alumni from Burton and Supreme, they’ve been keeping cozy couture on lock since 2018. Back by popular demand, their High Street hoodie and pant set is made of hand-dyed, cotton twill face loop back French terry (which means it’s crazy soft), and features puff printing designs. Knit, cut, sewn and dyed in Los Angeles. It prominently features Kermit greens and sunshine yellows to chase the clouds away or brighten up any zoom meeting.

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FOR THE WORKFROM-HOME STONER

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GRAV LABS WOBBLE BUBBLER

The perfect coffee table device has finally been made. A newer addition to the family of GRAV Labs products, this weeble wobble-shaped bubbler made of borosilicate glass has a four-hole percolator, angled straw mouthpiece, and a chamber large enough to satisfy all your after-work needs. The large, rounded base means less chance of spilling when you have a clumsy moment or a friend with butterfingers. Drop in a quartz banger, and you’ve got a desktop dab rig with both style and function. GRAV.COM @GRAVLABS | $99.99

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This next choice is the hottest Peak and Proxy accessory on the internet. Tuff Tethers allows you to pick out one of their amazing coil systems to keep your Puffco carb cap in place at all times. Whether you’ve got an oculus plug or a ball cap, their loop system snugly connects it to your atomizer for worryfree dabbing. Plus, they have a tight coil model that fits inside the travel bag. You can even find a setup to turn your Proxy into a pendant for hands-free action at events, or customize your own creation. TUFFTETHERS.COM @TUFFTETHERS | $18-$25

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SEALZ TECH PORTABLE SEALER

For the smoker on the go, the Sealz tech portable sealing device is a great way to keep your loudest flowers under wraps. Premiering at the trade shows, you just need to drop your items into one of their various-sized bags and hook up the handheld device that plugs directly into your phone, sucking the air right out. Think of it like what you’d use to deflate a chipmunk-sized air mattress. We don’t recommend trying to take on a big job with these, but for traveling, it’s incredibly convenient to protect my terps right from the phone. SEALZTECH.COM @SEALZTECH | $39.99

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PUFFCO PROXY

A Puffco Proxy will be the crown jewel of any concentrate fan’s wishlist. One of the top gifts of 2022, this versatile, ultra-portable device can vaporize just about any concentrate and pops out like a hermit crab, sliding into different stock or custom attachments. Simple to use and easy to clean, it features four temperature settings and a secret

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The kind of clothing people on the street will stop you to ask where you got it. One of the most in-demand collaborators on the Cannabis scene, Trapis Designs has worked with Alien Labs, Puffco, Sacred Fruits, Trichadelics and even Ralph Steadman to create incredible tie-dye designs. His vibrant work and prompt shipping make his website a perfect stop to pick up a gift from the wide selection of oneof-a-kind, hand-dyed masterpieces made from vintage t-shirts, leggings and canvas jackets.

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Give your loved one something newsworthy and fun to listen to with a subscription to some of the hottest podcasts in the Cannabis space. First Smoke of The Day is an engaging show that interviews influential owners and operators from all corners of the industry, and patron members get advance access for only $15 a month. The Hashish Inn offers deep dives into the history and practices of some of the most celebrated hashmakers working today. $15 a month buys unlimited access to the podcast, web interviews and their community chat room. The Masonic Smoker podcast with Edgar Peña and Frank Castillo offers serious laughter with a side of canna content. This legendary breeder and popular comedian come together for monthly conversations about branding, breeding, farming, as well as some of the less predictable parts of the Cannabis industry. Of course we can’t forget to shoutout Leaf’s very own Leaf Life Podcast for recording its 200th episode! Free to download on Spotify and Apple Music, hosts Wes Abney (@beardedlorax), and Mike Ricker (@rickerdj) bring qualified voices together to discuss all parts of Cannabis culture. Even topics like sex, scuba diving, and Cannabis hangovers. FIRSTSMOKEOFTHEDAY.COM @FIRSTSMOKEOFTHEDAY $15/MONTH — THEHASHISHINN.COM @THEHASHISHINN | $15/MONTH PATREON.COM/MASONICSMOKERPODCAST @MASONICSMOKERPODCAST | $9/MONTH — LEAFLIFEPODCAST.COM FREE

TALKING TERPS LIGHTER CASE

Talking Terps is a fan favorite amongst the Cannabis crowd. Their art, apparel and vinyl figures are guaranteed to be a hit with any stoner on your shopping list. They’ve partnered with the masters at Sweda jewelry to create a memorable gift, sure to become a treasured heirloom. Captured in either silver, bronze, or brass, this high-end lighter accessory premiered at Complexcon and shows their mascot Terp Crawford in stunning detail along with Talking Terps’ logo stamped into the back. This limited drop is supposed to hit their website in time for the holidays, so keep watch. So meday, your greatgrandchildren will be at the will reading fighting over who gets pop-pop’s favorite lighter. TALKINGTERPS.COM @TALKINGTERPS | $600 SILVER, $300 BRONZE/BRASS

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GRAPEFRUIT MTN SOLVENTLESS ROSIN

Embark on a terrifically terpy, totally tart trip to Grapefruit Mtn with each glob of this single-source solventless hash rosin.

Premier Cannabis has been a brand on our radar since crushing the 2019 Seattle Cannabis Cup with a three-peat win: first place in the non-solventless hash category, hybrid flower category, and sativa flower category for Tropicanna Cookies – a parent genetic in this Grapefruit Mtn rosin. All of Premier’s solventless extracts are single-source and made with small-batch flower grown indoors at their facility in Spokane, Washington. They use a hand-stirring method to extract the hash, a true labor of love, which is then processed and stored at low temperatures to preserve terpenes and optimize flavor.

As one of the most sought-after strains exclusive to the Premier lineup, we couldn’t wait to get our hands on a glob of this Tropicanna Cookies x (Grape Pie x Wedding Crasher) cross. Smelling like a crispy egg roll dipped in sweet and sour duck sauce, opening the jar is like sticking your nose in a carton of Chinese food from the corner bodega. Citrus notes come through super heavy from the Tangie in the Tropicanna Cookies, followed by a funk from the Wedding Crasher that borders on foul in the absolutely best way possible.

The fresh press has a beautifully rich amber hue straight out of the fridge, and as we whipped up the jar, the aroma of ripe, juicy grapefruit peel got stronger with each agitation. First inhales are sugary thanks to the Grape Pie cross and Cookie terps, followed by a surprising punch of tartness to the tongue. It’s an evolving flavor experience that slowly switches from sweet to sour – just like chewing a stick of grapefruit bubblegum. That eggroll-esque funk returns on the exhale and lingers with an aftertaste that made us crave Chinese food so bad, we literally couldn’t resist ordering takeout to Leaf HQ while we took a few more dabs.

We feasted on crunchy orange chicken, sticky rice and fresh spring rolls – the carmelized, citrusy glaze on the chicken and the salty umami of the soy sauce paired perfectly with the sweet and sour flavor profile of the rosin. Thirty minutes later, with our heads in the clouds and munchies sufficiently satisfied, it was finally time to call it a night. Man, was our trip to Grapefruit Mtn a delicious one.

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HOLIDAY PARTY PRE-ROLL PACKS

INSTEAD OF SHOWING UP to the holiday party with a plate of burnt cookies, funky batch of eggnog or yet another casserole, bring the treat everyone actually wants to consume this year: Cannabis. Preroll packs are a go-to party favor for the Leaf Team because they’re convenient, discreet, and easy to pass around the festive gathering or across the table before feast time. They also make for a great stocking stuffer or last-minute gift for the holly jolly host! After all, they say the best things come in small packages…

BINSKE URBAN GUSHERS MINI PREROLLS

These mini pre-roll packs contain seven half-gram joints of Urban Gushers (Kush Mints x F1 Durb x Gushers) bud by Binske. Notes of sour tropical fruit from the Gushers are balanced with cool mint and sweet cookie terps from the Durb and Kush Mints genetics. This combo creates an ultra fresh and festive flavor on the exhale we couldn’t get enough of. The best thing about these pre-rolls is the plastic insert inside of the tin, which can be resealed to keep your pack from drying out no matter how long the party lasts. 0.5 grams per pre-roll | 3.5 grams per package binske.com @binske

SAINTS ARTIST SERIES JOINT PACKS

Saints joint packs have been a staple around the Seattle Cannabis scene for quite some time. The brand is beloved for its beautiful boxes, and this limited-edi tion Artist Series features dope designs made by talented creators from across the globe. Inside you’ll find 0.7-gram joints in five different flavors, labeled by a color-coded crutch: Kosher Kush, Donny Burger, Cherry Pie, Alien OG and Kush Mintz. The sliding scale printed on the inside of the tray also shows the sativa/ indica dominance of each strain. Start your day with a sativa then shift to indica strains as the sun goes down, getting the full spectrum of effects in one handy pack. 0.7 grams per preroll | 3.5 grams per package | saintsjoints.com @saintsjointart

HUXTON RISE, HIFI AND ZEN PREROLLS + MATCHBOOK

Huxton’s pre-roll packs contain everything you need for an on-thego seasonal sesh: seven half-gram joints, a pack of matches, and a detachable lid that doubles as an ashtray! Available in three moods – Rise, HiFi and Zen – it’s never been easier to choose your own effects-based experience. We’d recommend reaching for a Rise while you’re getting ready for a long night out on the town, enjoying some HiFis while you’re mingling at the party, and sparking up a Zen once you’ve made it home for your night (Cannabis) cap. 0.5 grams per preroll | 3.5 grams per package huxton.co @huxtonusa

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THE NORTHWEST LEAF TEAM runs on coffee and Cannabis, so we were hyped as hell to bring this pairing column back for December. Perhaps it was all the caffeine we drank putting the Edibles Issue together? Plus, there’s never been a better time for it – from peppermint mochas to gingerbread lattes and salted caramel cold brews, there are so many delicious drinks to sip on during the holiday season.

So, we decided to concoct our very own Cannabis-infused coffee experience with a three-way wake-and-bake pairing powered by Gold Leaf Gardens. We start our morning by rolling up a joint of Peppermint Cookies flower, a mystery Girl Scout Cookies pheno from the Bay area exclusive to the Gold Leaf genetic lineup. Off the bat, she’s herbal and earthy with notes of fresh mint and grassy pine needles on the nose. As we give the flower a grind, more of that sweet, sugary smell from the cookies and milk chocolate comes through.

Joint rolled and ready, we head across the street from Leaf HQ to All City – a local shop slinging espresso out of the Georgetown neighborhood. We get a hot latte, grab a table, and drop in a few Milk Chocolate & S’mores 4.20 bars produced by Evergreen Herbal, infused with flower from Gold Leaf Gardens and hash rosin from Polar Icetracts. The layers of milk

chocolate, marshmallow and graham cracker crumble melt into the steaming hot drink, creating a rich and toasty treat that is about to get us toasted. It tastes like a classic mocha latte, but with a kushy campfire twist.

On the walk back to HQ, we sip our infused coffees and spark up that joint. The Peppermint Cookies flower is minty and woodsy on the inhale, then sweet and creamy as it leaves the lungs. It created a euphoric head high and energizing body buzz, leaving a refreshing aftertaste reminiscent of mint chocolate chip ice cream. Between the caffeine fix, uplifting effects of Peppermint Cookies and rush of creativity from the rosin, this pairing was exactly the boost we needed to pull back up to HQ ready to power through a busy morning of working – and smoking some more weed. goldleafgardens.com@goldleafgardens420

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While that’s a lot of lore in a lede, the Ape Cat is worth a Google (and smoking some stoney weed from Blue Roots will definitely amplify the You Tube video’s effectiveness). There are also rumors that have persisted since the early ‘90s that a strain called UW Purple was stolen from the University of Washington’s Cannabis research fa cility. It sounds nuts, but it’s more likely that a grad student from the school grew it – rather than the school itself. In an ironic twist, today the college has a Center for Cannabis Research, which is really cool, but no official statement on whether the UW Purp came from a secret lab leak can be found online.

We’re much more interested in the Blue Roots growing facility, where they are cultivating tasty top shelf strains and concentrates, with throwback cuts like Super Silver Haze and new age crosses like the Grape Gruntz. Stored vertically in glass jars, the UW Purple stands out with gorgeous dark purple nugs that are generously coated in frosty trichomes. The weed looks so pretty in the jar that it’s hard to open and ruin the presenta tion … but the tease of stoney tokes to come is too strong to resist.

Twisting the bottom of the jar releases a deep, earthy-berry-pine-woodsyness that captures the dank forest vibe that is winter in the PNW. The buds smell both powerful and relaxing, perfectly cured and trimmed with a satisfying snap that’s ideal for breaking up bowls and rolling up joints. Flavorful tokes arrive in waves that tingle the palate, delivering instant relaxation.

This is after-work weed – unless you really enjoy your job and it doesn’t involve math or complex thought. Nonetheless, we recommend dropping into sesh mode when consuming the UW Purple and especially enjoyed the quieting of the mind, as the inner monologue goes silent and stress releases from the frontal lobes and radiates out through the extremities. So, consider carving out some time for the most important person in your life: You! And take a break from the holidays with some tasty purple self care from Blue Roots.

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THE EDIBLES HALL of FAME

This feisty medical marijuana legend moved to the Bay Area during World War II to embark on a career in social activism. In the early 1980s, she volunteered at San Francisco General Hospital and became known for baking and distributing Cannabis brownies to AIDS patients suffering from wasting syndrome. After several high-profile arrests, the city eventually gave Rathbun permission to provide brownies to people with AIDS. She also helped establish Dennis Peron’s San Francisco Cannabis Buyers Club – the first medical Cannabis dispensary in the U.S. For more on Brownie Mary check out Bobby Black’s Cannthopology column this month.

“...the city eventually gave Rathbun permis sion to provide brownies to peo ple with AIDS.”

“He later soured on the practice of eating weed

An author, journalist and explorer, Fitz Hugh Ludlow started eating Cannabis extracts during college at Princeton in the mid1800s – in particular a tetanus remedy called Tilden’s extract – during the time that marijuana-infused medicines were a part of the medical pharmacopeia. He wrote his autobiographical book “The Hasheesh Eater” in 1857, extolling the ability of Cannabis to enlighten and boost creativity. He later soured on the practice of eating weed after becoming addicted to opium, and unfortunately ended up expressing racist and bigoted remarks in his later works, but his influence in introducing edibles to many in the the public remains.

Way ahead of her time, Alice B. Toklas was born in San Francisco but later moved to Paris to join the emerging avant-garde movement. She had a four-decade relationship with writer Gertrude Stein and the couple hosted legendary parties for American expats, budding intellectuals and French painters. She published her “Alice B. Toklas Cook Book” in 1954 with a recipe from her artist friend in Morocco, Brion Gysin, for “Haschich Fudge” for brownies infused with Cannabis and featuring dates and figs. The original edible was later immortalized in “I Love You, Alice B. Toklas” – the 1968 film starring Peter Sellers.

“She published her “Alice B. Toklas Cook Book” in 1954.”

Born and raised in Illinois, Jim Wilson Jr. — aka Chef Ra — excelled in academics and athletics but also endured racial abuse. He soon joined the counterculture, traveling to Woodstock and Jamaica before becoming a fixture of Ann Arbor’s Hash Bash and Grateful Dead tours with his Rasta Pasta Pesto. His friend, High Times Editorin-Chief Steven Hager, hired him as an edible columnist and put him on the November 1987 cover. Ra’s ebullient personality and recipes – such as Springtime Ganja Nachos and Ultimate Hash Brownies – were also featured in the videos “Chef Ra Escapes Babylon” (1989) and “Ganja Gourmet” (2003). Sadly, Jim passed away on December 26, 2006.

“He soon joined the counterculture, traveling to Woodstock and Jamaica...”

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“Mickey continued to produce weed candy while becoming more active in pot politics.”

Mickey Martin co-founded Tainted Inc. and Compassion Medicinal Edibles in Oakland after the passing of Prop 215 to provide patients with Cannabis-infused chocolate bars with names and labels mimicking established brands. After parting ways with partner Chris Bliss, Mickey continued to produce weed candy while becoming more active in pot politics. He eventually “grew into a large marijuana-candy maker that bought chocolate by the ton” – according to the DEA, which raided Tainted Inc. in 2007, resulting in Mickey’s arrest on Federal charges. He remained defiant, co-authoring “Medical Marijuana 101” in 2012 and founding Parents 4 Pot, a nonprofit that provided support and Christmas presents for families of pot prisoners. He passed away in 2017.

In the early 1990s, activist, entertainer and model Mary Jane Dunsdon made a name for herself on Vancouver’s Wreck Beach –selling cold slices of watermelon along with weed cookies to locals in-the-know. She was arrested several times, sometimes while topless, adding to her notoriety and bringing attention to the need for a legal framework for Cannabis in Canada. “Watermelon” was featured on multiple covers of High Times and also in the video “High Times presents Watermelon’s Baked and Baking” in 2003. She’s now the founder and operator of the Commercial Drive Licorice Parlour.

“Watermelon” was featured on multiple covers of High Times.”

Elise McDonough began her career at High Times in 2002 as a talented art designer, but quickly discovered her prowess as an edible writer and editor. Having judged the infused food category of multiple Cannabis Cups (over 500 edibles!), she created a new lane for herself as a food critic and author who introduced an element of fine dining to Cannabisinfused cuisine, becoming the first-ever Edibles Editor at HT. Elise is the author of “The Official High Times Cannabis Cookbook,” “Marijuana for Everybody!” and Vice’s “Bong Appetit.” Elise has experience as a PR specialist and brand builder and is currently the Director of Marketing at multi-state Cannabis brand binske.

“McDonough wrote ‘The Official High Times Cannabis Cookbook,’ ‘Mar ijuana for Every body!’ and Vice’s ‘Bong Appetit.’ ”

Cheri got her start as a circus performer and magician, eventually pivoting into a career as a professional food writer and recipe developer. After discovering medical marijuana and graduating from Oaksterdam University, Cheri set out to turn her foodie credentials into a career in Cannabis cuisine. Since then, she’s engaged in activism – organizing multiple rallies and fundraisers – and is also the author of “The Cannabis Gourmet Cookbook” (2012), “Mary Jane: The Complete Marijuana Handbook for Women” (2015) and “The Easy Cannabis Cookbook” (2018). She also teaches live classes, as well as online Cannabis cooking courses on her website cannabischeri.com.

“Sicard is known for her activism, organizing rallies and fundraisers.”

As a co-founder of Tainted, Chris Bliss was the chef and chocolatier who created the recipes, logos and branding for their chocolates and truffles – long before any of it was remotely allowed. He also prepared some of the first multi-course marijuana laden meals ever served. Trained in all aspects of cooking, from the busiest diner kitchens to the impeccable restaurants of Wolfgang Puck, his experience helped pioneer the manufacturing, labeling and packaging we see in the current edible industry. Many of today’s legal brands owe Chris a huge debt of gratitude, as he taught and trained the founders in the alchemical arts of infusion.

“Bliss helped pioneer the manu facturing, labeling and packaging we see in the current edible industry.”

“Bobrow introduced the main stream public to Cannabis cocktails and mocktails.”

Author, chef, mixologist and “Cannabis Alchemist” Warren Bobrow got his start in the alcohol industry, having studied food writing at New School University and the French Culinary Institute. He’s also written multiple books, including “Apothecary Cocktails, Whiskey Cocktails, Bitters and Shrub Syrup Cocktails” and “The Craft Cocktail Compendium.” His 2016 book, “Cannabis Cocktails, Mocktails & Tonics: The Art of Spirited Drinks & Buzz-Worthy Libations,” introduced the mainstream to marijuana-infused liquid beverages – now an entire segment of the legal weed industry. In fact, he’s also the co-founder and CEO of Klaus (@drinkklaus), creating terpene-forward craft Cannabis cocktails for the marijuana marketplace.

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Laurie Wolf never quite planned for her career in the high-end NYC culinary scene to lead her to the Portland Cannabis industry – but after being dubbed the “Martha Stewart of Edibles" by The New Yorker, I’d say she ended up exactly where she’s meant to be.

Following her graduation from The Culinary Institute of America in New York, Laurie spent years working as a successful chef, caterer and recipe developer for various magazines. Soon after turning 30 and trading in the city life to move out to Oregon, she was diagnosed with absence epilepsy. “I would feel a little sick, a little nauseous, and then I wouldn’t know my name or where I was,” recalls Laurie. “I wouldn’t know anything. It was awful. I couldn’t drive, I was on really strong medication and everywhere I went, I had to have a little name card on me in case I had an episode.”

It was this experience that led Laurie to ultimately discover the magical, miraculous world of Cannabis edibles. “One day I was sitting next to this old guy with white mad scientist hair who looked like Albert Einstein,” explains Laurie. “We just started talking, I told him about my epilepsy and he asked if I had ever used Cannabis for it. At the time, I didn’t even know Cannabis was medically legal. He said, ‘Call this doctor, get your card, and come find me if it doesn’t work. I guarantee you, your episodes will stop.’”

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Leaf Nation sits down with Laurie Wolf, the culinary mastermind and Cannabis connoisseur behind the Laurie + MaryJane brand.
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Laurie was willing to try just about any thing for relief, so she took the word of the mad scientist and started going around to different dispensaries. Back then, edibles were only sold in 1,000mg bars, so she’d get one and break it up into very small pieces. “I’d take about five milligrams every morning. I started doing that and I became seizure-free. My epilepsy was not gone, but managed so that I could live a normal life, which was just unbelievable,” says Laurie.

The only problem?

Laurie says the edibles at the time were not only difficult to dose, but “tasted like somebody dipped a bud in chalk.” She knew she could make something better, which inspired her to start ideating her own edibles company. After her son Nick and his new wife Mary decided to follow in Laurie’s foodie footsteps and also relocate from New York to Portland, Mary offered her help with the logo she had been working on. “She added the whisk, and it just completely changed the look. I asked her to be my partner and the rest is history,” says Laurie.

Laurie + Mary Jane officially opened its doors in 2014 with the goal to make edi bles so delicious, people would want to eat them even if they weren’t infused.

Laurie said that her profes sional culinary background has been crucial to the critically-ac claimed success of the brand. “I just wanted to hear people say, ‘Oh my god, this is so good,’ and have the quality of the ingredients be top notch,” ex plains Laurie.

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“Having gone to cooking school and owning a catering business, I knew how to do that and how to season things. I could overcompensate for the flavors of the Cannabis with a mix of spices and things that would work together.”

Today, Laurie + Mary Jane products can be found in over 300 dispensaries throughout the state of Oregon. From cookies and chocolates to crackers and cake pops, their lineup includes both sweet and savory treats that make great gifts for seasoned stoners and inexperienced edible eaters alike.

“Cannabis is definitely a part of our holiday celebrations. I like to bake infused holiday cookies and things for gifts,” says Laurie. “A lot of my friends who have nev er tried or enjoyed Cannabis before have now come to like it because I’ve helped

them do it in a non-scary way and they don’t get uncomfortable.”

Laurie continues to tell me about how she enjoys blending Cannabis and community around the holi days, making infused festive breakfasts of pancakes or french toast for loved ones. Her go-to meal around this time of year is a Puerto Rican dish called Pernil – a shoulder of pork that is flooded with herbs and garlic and marinated for two days before a low-and-slow bake – served with vegetables and rice and paired with a tres leches cake and coconut flan for dessert. My case of cottonmouth from trying one of the brand’s Fudgy Brownie Bites before my interview was quickly cured by Laurie’s mouth-wateringly delicious description of this meal.

“A lot of the kinds of foods that I like to cook tend to be comfort food rustic, and to me, there are so many strains that lend themself to that,” says Laurie. And I’d have to agree with you there – there truly is no pairing that makes me feel quite as comfy and cozy as some good ol’ home cooking and Cannabis around the holidays.

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Advice for optimizing the edible experience.

For the first timer…

Go slow! You can always eat more, but never less. Start with a single serving of 5-10mg, wait a couple hours, and enjoy the feeling. Pay at tention to how your body reacts and remember: One plus one, doesn’t equal two. Everybody reacts differently to servings, and you might feel great at 10mg and feel sick and out of control at 20mg. So take it easy, start slow, and build a tolerance and dosage range that works for you over time.

What’s a serving size? How do I decide dosage?

Looking at the label on an edible might seem confusing, but there are a few simple tricks to figuring it all out. The two most important things to note are the serving size and total cannabi noids/potency. Most states define a serving as either 5mg or 10mg of THC. Potency will always be based on milligrams. The total potency could be 50mg or 100mg, depending on regulations, but it could also be as high as 1,000+ milli grams if it’s a tincture or high-strength option. Reading this and knowing your dosage is the difference between a fun time and a neverend ing rollercoaster of THC.

For most people, eating a single serving is going to be perfect. People with low tolerances might find medicinal relief at just two or three milligrams, but a sweet space seems to be 10mg. Once you feel comfortable there, explore by adding a serving per edible experience so you can expand your comfortability zone.

It’s also common to have a personal range when it comes to dosing. For this writer, 1020mg is a daily relaxer and anti-anxiety tool, 50mg does the trick for pain but makes it hard to focus, and 100mg is a full-blown, drooly edi ble trip. But this is just me – I’ve seen people eat 250mg and reach for the next cookie. So take it slow and find your sweet spot when it comes to dosage … you’ll have fun and feel great!

Can I overdose on edibles?

Here’s the good news about eating too much THC: You can’t die! The only way edibles could kill you is if a loaded crate of them fell on your head in a tragic weed warehouse accident. But that’s where the good news ends.

Do you remember the first time you got too drunk? Most of us have at least a few college-age, puking-in-random-places memories that we’d like to forget. That said, consuming too much THC or other cannabinoids can result in serious discomfort similar to alcohol overconsump tion, with symptoms including nausea/puking, paranoia and the spins. In extreme situations,

This holiday season, get ready to fly as high as a reindeer with our annual Edibles Issue! To avoid crashing and burning like Rudolph after a long night of whatever keeps his nose so red, check out our edibles advice for living your best infused life. While most of this information is for new consumers, it’s always great to get a refresher course – and to keep sharing with friends and family before embarking on a journey into the holidaze.

the high level of psychoactive effects can lead to crazed behavior.

The only cure for over consumption is time and water, which is why you should avoid wast ing a medical professional’s time at a hospital getting fluids and a large bill. If you or a friend end up too high, grab the Gatorade and a weighted blanket, and plan to sit it out. This might mean silence and darkness or putting on a favorite movie – but rest assured that it will pass and once you fall asleep, you’ll be on your way to a fresh start the next day.

The Edible Hangover

While edibles are much safer than alcohol, they can still cause a hangover that can be incred ibly unpleasant. Imagine being stuck in a sort of mental quicksand and having every move ment slowed down 30%, while feeling like the dehydrated SpongeBob that tried to hang out in Sandy’s air environment. Like a fish out of water, eating too much can leave you gasping … and

there’s not a lot to help but coffee and fluids. Our best advice to prevent a hangover is to go slow, and make sure to eat edibles with enough time to activate and have effects before sleep. And if your goal is sleep, don’t wait until your bedtime to pop the CBN. Giving the cannabinoids time to kick in will help with either fun or sleep, and allow for a restful night without effects clouding your mind the next day.

In Budtenders We Trust

Last but certainly not least, trust your budtender when you have questions, concerns or expe riences to share. Don’t be shy: They’ve heard it all and probably love helping with advice!

If they don’t, pick a more enthusiastic bud tender and dive in. Getting trusted info from the source is always clutch, especially before dropping money on a new product or trying something different. And for the best advice possible, always tip your budtender for good service. It will definitely pay off!

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REVIEW BY WES ABNEY @BEARDEDLORAX

4.20

BAR EASE MILK CHOCOLATE WITH RASPBERRY, CHAMOMILE AND VANILLA BEAN BARS

It’s always 4:20 around Leaf HQ, but these bars were made to be enjoyed around the clock – whether you’re just easing into the day or looking to chill after a long night. Earthy, herbal, and floral notes from the Chamomile combine with tart raspberry and rich vanilla bean for a well-rounded bite. With a 1:1 ratio of CBD to THC, these give all the effects of a calming cup of tea in just one small square.

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FOREVERGREENHERBAL.COM

@EVERGREEN_HERBAL

REVIEW BY KATHERINE WOLF @KATADELLIC

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CONFECTIONS

JUNE’S SWEETS & SAVORIES

BLOOD ORANGE FRUIT JELLIES

Blood Orange sounds a little scary, but there’s all treats and no tricks with these effervescent, citrusy, pillowy soft jellies. With a whole lineup of flavors including Mango Lime, Strawberry Pineapple, Strawberry Lemonade and more, there’s a yummy gummy adventure waiting in each box of June’s fruit jellies.

10MG THC/SERVING | 100MG THC/PACKAGE

JUNESEDIBLES.COM @JUNESEDIBLES

REVIEW BY WES ABNEY @BEARDEDLORAX

EMERALD MOUNTAIN CANDY CANE WHITE CHOCOLATE BARS

It’s the holiday season and candy canes are everywhere – including these delicious chocolates from Emerald Mountain. The white chocolate goes hard with the candy cane minty freshness, for a treat that’s undeniably Christmas and can also be dropped into a hot cup of coffee for an infused drink!

10MG THC/SERVING | 100MG THC/PACKAGE

EMERALDMOUNTAIN502.COM

@EMERALDMOUNTAINCANNABIS

REVIEW BY WES ABNEY @BEARDEDLORAX

4.20 BAR

MILK CHOCOLATE AND MACADAMIA NUTS BARS

Made with rosin from Gold Leaf Gardens, these 4.20 Bars give us fresh-baked white chocolate macadamia nut cookie vibes. The buttery, nutty crunch paired with the velvety smooth milk chocolate creates a balanced texture and unique flavor experience. Our only complaint? We wish they made a non-infused version so we could eat 50 of these bad boys in one sitting.

10MG THC/SERVING | 100MG THC/PACKAGE

GOLDLEAFGARDENS.COM @GOLDLEAFGARDENS

REVIEW BY KATHERINE WOLF @KATADELLIC

EMERALD MOUNTAIN TROPICAL GUMMIES

Soft and fruity with tropical citrus and mango notes, these treats are a classic twist on the gummy game that deliver fruity flavors with a happy buzz.

10MG THC/SERVING 100MG THC/PACKAGE

EMERALDMOUNTAIN502.COM

@EMERALDMOUNTAINCANNABIS

REVIEW BY WES ABNEY @BEARDEDLORAX

BINSKE SOFT LOZENGES WATERMELON

TANGERINE 1:1

Tucked into a beautiful tin that’s totes collectible, the team at Binske tucked perfect drops of deliciousness that look like bright-colored infused eggs in the tin. These lozenges might be the softest gummy we’ve ever tasted, gently caressing teeth before melting in the mouth with a sour melon and bright citrus combination that’s tasty enough to eat uninfused – but even better with a 1:1 dose of cannabinoids. There’s also tasty options like Mango, Lemon Lime, Blackberry Lemon and Mixed Berry – perfect for any flavor an occasion or craving calls for!

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REVIEW BY WES ABNEY @BEARDEDLORAX

HELLAVATED GUMMIEZ SOURZ WATER ‘YER MELON, BLUEBERRY DREAM, SOURZ STRAWBERRY HAZE GUMMIEZ

From legendary Cannabis processor Avitas comes Hellavated, which makes getting baked fun with deliciously flavored vapes and gummies. Our favorite are their Sourz, which bring a mouthpuckering throwback flavor with a heady high. The Sour Strawberry Haze brightens senses with sour strawberries that melt into a sugary haze, and pair perfectly with a double bite of Blueberry Dream for a Willy Wonka worthy flavor combination. Don’t forget the Water Yer Melon, which smacks the palate with citrus and melon for a lip-smacking sour experience.

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HELLAVATED.COM @HELLAVATEDVAPES

REVIEW BY WES ABNEY @BEARDEDLORAX

BEER PANDA CANDIES

Take a trip down nostalgia lane for a simple candy that tastes like a freshly-cracked root beer at a backyard BBQ. With notes of caramel, sarsaparilla and vanilla blending in a yummy hard candy, these deliver all the satisfaction of a soda with way less sugar – and a heady buzz that can be discreetly enjoyed wherever your adventure takes you.

10MG THC/SERVING | 100MG THC/PACKAGE

PHATPANDA.COM @PHATPANDA

REVIEW BY WES ABNEY @BEARDEDLORAX

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WHITE CHOCOLATE BARS

Spectacularly delicious, like the last bit of cereal milk from a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, it took incredible self control not to eat this entire package at once! Creamy white chocolate blends perfectly with cinnamon for an infused blend on a traditional treat that’s worth grabbing two packs of.

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EMERALDMOUNTAIN502.COM

@EMERALDMOUNTAINCANNABIS

REVIEW BY WES ABNEY @BEARDEDLORAX

CONFECTIONS

KHUSH KUSH MAGIC BARS

These Magic Bars by Khush Kush will take you back to eating grandma’s homemade seven-layer bars as a child. Rich, hearty and nutty with faint notes of coconut, chunks of chocolatey goodness, and just a touch (10mg, to be exact) of magic in each bar, these truly taste of holiday nostalgia. The buttery, crispy edge makes for a satisfyingly savory bite - we recommend crumbling a bar over a bowl of vanilla bean ice cream for a super stoney streusel.

10MG THC/SERVING | 30MG THC/PACKAGE KHUSHKUSH.COM @KHUSHKUSH

REVIEW BY KATHERINE WOLF @KATADELLIC

LUSH 3:1 CBD SOUR GRAPEFRUIT JELLIES

From the Verdelux family comes Lush gummies, blending sweet jellies with cannabinoid blends that are perfect for relaxing or fun. The Sour Grapefruit is intense, tasting like a fresh squeezed burst of grapefruit juice oozing from a thick gummy that finishes sweet – lingering on the palate to remind you that a perfect dose of CBD and THC are getting ready to party in your tummy.

5MG THC AND 15MG CBD/SERVING | 50MG THC AND 150MG CBD/PACKAGE | VERDELUX.COM @VERDELUX502

REVIEW BY WES ABNEY @BEARDEDLORAX

SINNERS & SAINTS

CANDIES

Evergreen Herbal has been making edibles for a decade plus and we love their Sinners & Saints brand, which is a perfect metaphor for the weed industry. We started out on the wrong side of the tracks and now are celebrated for helping so many lives. Their hard candies deliver classic flavors like the sweet and fruity Mango, or the hard to describe Blue Raspberry – which is more of a color than a flavor, but undeniably delicious.

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FOREVERGREENHERBAL.COM @EVERGREEN_HERBAL

REVIEW BY WES ABNEY @BEARDEDLORAX

Embrace the feeling of summer with these Sour Watermelon chews from Phat Panda. We all get the mid-winter blues around this time of year – when it’s dark for the morning commute and the sun is gone by 5:00 p.m. – but there is a cure! Take your Vitamin D to stave off Seasonal Affective Disorder, and nosh on one of these chewy sour-sweet bites for a mental vacation back to cold sodas, hot BBQs and watermelon by the slice – mustard optional!

10MG THC/SERVING | 100MG THC/PACKAGE | PHATPANDA.COM @PHATPANDA

REVIEW BY WES ABNEY @BEARDEDLORAX

JUNES NACHO CHEESE, SALT & VINEGAR AND BUFFALO RANCH FLAVORED PRETZELS

Junes has managed to transform simple pretzels into perfectly savory edibles – a rarity in the Washington market. The Salt & Vinegar is an absolute slam dunk, and so much so that we had a hard time not eating the entire box in one sitting. Buffalo Ranch, one of the brand’s newest flavors, is garlicky and herbaceous with a surprising kick of spice on the backend, while Nacho Cheese is a classic that’ll leave you licking cheddary ganja goodness off your fingers.

10MG THC/SERVING | 100MG THC/PACKAGE

JUNESEDIBLES.COM @JUNESEDIBLES

REVIEW BY KATHERINE WOLF @KATADELLIC

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HOLIDAY SPIRIT

Marijuana products may be purchased or possessed by only persons 21 or older. This product has intoxicating effects and may be habit-forming. Marijuana can impair concentration, coordination and judgement. Do not operate a vehicle or machinery under the influence of this drug. There may be health risks associated with consumption of this product. For use by adults 21 and older. Keep out of reach of children.

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JOURNEYMAN

CBD BERRY AND SOUR VARIETY PACKS

Life is a journey, man – and eating a whole pack of these will certainly take you on one to outer space. Journeyman Jellies are also vegan and gluten-free, made with a full-spectrum CO2 infusion, real fruit, and all-natural ingredients.

The Sour Variety pack is seriously sour, reminding us of Warheads with watermelon, green apple and raspberry flavors, while the 1:1 CBD Berry pack features strawberry, raspberry and blackberry gummies.

SOUR VARIETY: 10MG THC/SERVING | 100MG THC/PACKAGE

BERRY CBD: 10MG THC:10MG CBD/SERVING 100MG THC:100MG CBD/PACKAGE

LIFEISAJOURNEYMAN.COM @LIFEISAJOURNEYMAN

REVIEW BY KATHERINE WOLF @KATADELLIC

CONFECTIONS

EMERALD PEAKS

LEMON HAZY SHORTBREAD

Bite into a Lemon Hazy Shortbread from Emerald Peaks and your tastebuds will be hit with a burst of tart citrus. As you continue chewing, the rich flavors of buttery, sweet vanilla will start to set in. This one pairs perfectly with a steaming cup of hot Earl Grey tea on a cold, windy winter night. Fuzzy blanket, comfy couch, and your favorite holiday movies not included. 10MG THC/PACKAGE EMERALDPEAKS.COM @EMERALDPEAKS

REVIEW BY KATHERINE WOLF @KATADELLIC

VERDELUX DARK CHOCOLATE BON BOMBS

This might date me as a millennial, but these chocolates are the BOMB! We love the full lineup of flavors and the delicious Melt Aways reviewed in October’s issue … but there’s something magical about the sharp cocoa of 54% dark chocolate mixing with cannabinoids for a decadent treat that delivers a perfect buzz.

10MG THC/SERVING | 100MG THC/PACKAGE

VERDELUX.COM @VERDELUX502

REVIEW BY WES ABNEY @BEARDEDLORAX

INDICA LIVE RESIN CHEWY CARAMEL BITES

Live resin edibles are all the rage right now, and the combination of a delicious caramel with fire indica concentrates is a combination worth celebrating. If you like caramel, you’ll love these soft infused bites that melt away without any stickiness – delivering vanilla and caramel and THC in a classic edible combination.

10MG THC/SERVING | 100MG THC/PACKAGE PHATPANDA.COM @PHATPANDA

REVIEW BY WES ABNEY @BEARDEDLORAX

SMOKIEZ EDIBLES SOUR JAMBERRY

CBN FRUIT CHEWS

Dive into sweet dreams with a uniquely flavored gummy that delivers a perfect blend of THC and CBN in a yummy bite that’s great for a regular nightcap. Sleep is a precious commodity that has frustrated patients and doctors for many years, but the discovery of CBN has led many to a restful night without over-the-counter sleep aids that can be addictive. The only addictive part of these Sour Jamberry gummies is how delicious they are! What is a jamberry? A combination of strawberry, blackberry and blueberries in one bite that’s perfectly sweet and gently sour – like a kiss of jam before dreams of sugar plums from these effective CBN gummies. 10MG THC AND 10MG CBN/SERVING 100MG THC AND CBN/PACKAGE SMOKIEZ.COM @OFFICIALSMOKIEZ

REVIEW BY WES ABNEY @BEARDEDLORAX

GROOVY CHEWS RASPBERRY SATIVA RSO CHEWS

Rick Simpson Oil (also known as RSO or FECO) was the first form of Cannabis extract that was used as an edible to help with everything from cancer to daily pain. Google it for more info! We love these Groove Chews that use full spectrum Cannabis oil for infusion, delivering a robust entourage effect for a high that is more potent than most edibles. The Raspberry Sativa is sweet, effervescent and brightens the palate as a happy high takes hold.

10MG THC/SERVING | @GROOVY_CHEWS | REVIEW BY WES ABNEY @BEARDEDLORAX

GROOVY CHEWS LIME INDICA RSO CHEWS

We love seeing edibles with sativa or indica blends, as well as unique flavors, and these Lime Indica chews bring both elements to the table. With a bright limey flavor and a blast of sugary sweetness, these taste like an edible margarita –delivering a stoney sedative buzz that puts the body and mind into chillaxed mode.

10MG THC/SERVING | @GROOVY_CHEWS | REVIEW BY WES ABNEY @BEARDEDLORAX

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CONFECTIONS

SEAGOAT CANNABIS COMPANY MINT CHOCOLATE, DARK CHOCOLATE AND MILK CHOCOLATE SQUARES

Seagoat has been blending artisanal chocolate with Cannabis for years now, and their squares stand out as a tasty treat that goes perfect with a cup of coffee or as a dessert. With 10mg of THC per square, these single servings can hide in a purse or bag until it’s yum time. Think classic milk and dark chocolate, and a creamy-menthol-mint that’s a perfect after dinner kiss of Cannabis.

10MG THC/SQUARE | SEAGOATCANNABIS.COM @SEAGOATCC

REVIEW BY WES ABNEY @BEARDEDLORAX

SWELL

WATERMELON SATIVA MINTS

We’ve all had that midday lull, after lunch and a reheated cup of coffee where the day feels endless and 5:00 p.m. feels a million moments away. Luckily for us, it’s 2022 and we can reach into our pockets for an infused mint that delivers a sour flavor and a 5mg sativa buzz that’s perfect for surviving your next work interaction. Simply pop a mint, freshen breath while enjoying a little sugar rush, and prepare for a mellow buzz. The best part? You can always have more.

5MG THC/SERVING | 100MG THC/PACKAGE SWELLEDIBLES.COM @SWELL_EDIBLES

REVIEW BY WES ABNEY @BEARDEDLORAX

SWELL BERRY POMEGRANATE INDICA MINTS

Everyone loves a nightcap, and when it’s time for that special moment, Swell’s infused mints give you the opportunity to freshen your breath at the same time! These discreet treats are perfect for on-the-go opportunities to get baked and the unique flavor of the Berry Pomegranate tastes like a treat while bringing refreshment. With 5mg THC per serving, they are easily shareable at your next dinner party.

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REVIEW BY WES ABNEY @BEARDEDLORAX

SMOKIEZ EDIBLES GREEN APPLE CBG CALM FRUIT CHEWS

If Snow White had these Green Apple gummies she might have been able to tolerate her seven dwarves instead of trusting that evil witch. As a parent, these gummies are a lifesaver – with CBG acting as a mood stabilizer and relaxer that melts stress and puts a smile on your face. Munching on a delicious chewy bite tastes exactly like a Granny Smith apple, with a perfect blend of sweet and tart, and a lovely blend of THC and CBG to help you survive – or thrive through your next work day or grand adventure.

10MG THC AND 10MG CBN/SERVING

100MG THC AND CBN/PACKAGE SMOKIEZ.COM @OFFICIALSMOKIEZ

REVIEW BY WES ABNEY @BEARDEDLORAX

SWIFTS WATERMELON CHEWZ

Brightly colored and in cool-branded flow wrap with a trippy gecko holding the candy, the beautiful packaging reminds us of the kids’ Fruit Stripe gum with the Zebra on it (but way more fun). The chews are soft and stretchy, but don’t stick to the teeth – delivering a sour watermelon flavor that puckers the palate as a tingly buzz builds with each bite.

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SWIFTSEDIBLES.COM @SWIFTS.CONFECTIONARY

REVIEW BY WES ABNEY @BEARDEDLORAX

Wyld’s gummies come in a cute and compact container, making for a great stocking stuffer. With an uplifting and euphoric high, we love taking the Raspberry or Sour Apple sativa gummies along for a heady holiday hike. The indica-infused Marionberry gummies taste similar to a tangy blackberry and are best enjoyed on a lazy night spent lounging in front of the fireplace.

10MG THC/SERVING | 100MG THC/PACKAGE WYLDCANNA.COM @WYLDCANNA

REVIEW BY KATHERINE WOLF @KATADELLIC

EMERALD PEAKS CHOCOLATE CHIP SHORTBREAD

Buttery and crumbly, these Chocolate Chip Shortbread cookies combine all the goodness of a classic melt-inyour-mouth shortbread with a little bit of chocolate in every bite. For a double cross of chocolate terps, use these as dunkers in a mug of hot chocolate. That’s right: a flavorful, fun and festive way to get high at the holiday party. Cheers to that!

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EMERALDPEAKS.COM

@EMERALDPEAKS

REVIEW BY KATHERINE WOLF

@KATADELLIC

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SMOKIEZ EDIBLES LIVE RESIN FRUIT CHEWS

Embrace the gummy lifestyle with the Live Resin Fruit Chews lineup from Smokiez Edibles. Live resin edibles are all the rage right now, with high terpenes and better flavor making for a heady edible experience. You’ll find these crafty tins made from recycled ocean plastic filled with effect-specific indica or sativa blends, and flavors like Sour Guava, Sour Watermelon, a sweeter Guava and Sour Mango, amongst other delicious options. We love the sour fruit flavors that tease the palate and with the option to choose effects, it’s sativa gummies for lunch and indica for dinner. 10MG THC/SERVING 100MG THC/PACKAGE | SMOKIEZ.COM @OFFICIALSMOKIEZ | REVIEW BY WES ABNEY @BEARDEDLORAX

CONSTELLATION CANNABIS

PINK LEMONADE SOLVENTLESS HASH OIL GRAVITY GUMMIES

Gravity Gummies by Constellation Cannabis are one of the few gummies on the Washington edibles scene made from full-spectrum solventless hash oil, so they pack a serious punch. They’re also vegan and gluten-free! This Pink Lemonade flavor is fruity and tart, smelling like a fresh citrus peel and tasting like a tall glass of freshlysqueezed lemonade. Beware: You may end up going out of this galaxy.

10MG THC/SERVING | 100MG THC/PACKAGE

CONSTELLATIONCANNABIS.COM

@CONSTELLATIONCANNABIS

REVIEW BY KATHERINE WOLF @KATADELLIC

HOT SUGAR! BY PHAT PANDA HUCKLEBERRIEZ CBN GUMMIES

Hot Sugar has been known for tasty, budget-friendly edibles that deliver high THC potency consistently, and we’re excited to see them move into cannabinoid blends like these CBD gummies. Made with indica live resin, the huckleberry flavor is sweet and reminiscent of a nighttime treat – delivering a perfect blend of THC and CBN, which helps with sleep and calming before bed. 10MG THC AND CBN/SERVING 100MG THC AND CBN/PACKAGE PHATPANDA.COM @PHATPANDA

REVIEW BY WES ABNEY @BEARDEDLORAX

KHUSH KUSH HAYSTACKS

If you’re in love with the coco, these Haystacks were made for you. Mountains of toasted melt-in-your-mouth coconut shreds are covered in a drizzle of decadent dark chocolate, with a crunchy texture similar to a macaroon. Like the rest of the edibles in the Khush Kush lineup, you can truly taste all the love and highquality ingredients baked into these treats.

10MG THC/SERVING 30MG THC/PACKAGE KHUSHKUSH.COM

@KHUSHKUSH REVIEW BY KATHERINE WOLF @KATADELLIC

MR. MOXEY’S LAVENDER ARTISAN MINTS

Designed to give you sweet dreams, these mints contain a blend of CBN, CBD and THC cannabinoids. Opening up the tin, the soothing, sedative scent of lavender will immediately hit your nose. Placing one on the tongue, you’ll experience an earthy, herbal and floral flavor profile that makes you feel sleepy as it melts in your mouth. 5MG CBD, 2.5MG THC AND 2.5MG CBN/SERVING 100MG CBD, 50MG THC AND 50MG CBN/PACKAGE MRMOXEYS.COM @MRMOXEYSCBD

REVIEW BY KATHERINE WOLF @KATADELLIC

MR. MOXEY’S PEPPERMINT ARTISAN MINTS

Get rid of bad breath and catch a buzz with these Energize Peppermint Artisan Mints from Mr. Moxey’s. With 5mg of THC, have one after your morning caffeine fix (goodbye, coffee breath) to balance out your morning mood, then pop another after lunch to beat that afternoon slump. Discreet dosing throughout the day? Don’t mind if we do.

5MG THC/SERVING | 100MG THC/PACKAGE | MRMOXEYS.COM @MRMOXEYSCBD | REVIEW BY KATHERINE WOLF @KATADELLIC

SWELL EDIBLES

PINEAPPLE ORANGE GUAVA

FRUIT CHEWS

Pineapple Orange Guava, or POG, is the hottest new flavor that’s a perfect breakfast or mimosa juice to keep in the fridge. Luckily, Swell Edibles found a way to transport this juicy treat in an edible form with their fruit chews. Thick and satisfying like an infused version of Starbursts, the POG hits like a fresh-squeezed juice with a happy dose of THC for the perfect start or end to the day.

10MG THC/SERVING | 100MG THC/PACKAGE

SWELLEDIBLES.COM @SWELL_EDIBLES

REVIEW BY WES ABNEY @BEARDEDLORAX

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CONFECTIONS

DRINKS

MOJO SODAS BLUE RASPBERRY AND PINEAPPLE

AGRO COUTURE BEVERAGES

ROOT BEER FLOAT, STRAWBERRY LEMONADE AND BLUE RASPBERRY LEMONADE

MOJO INFUSED SPARKLE GRAPEFRUIT SPARKLING WATER

If you haven’t caught the fizzy water buzz yet, you’ve obviously never realized that La Croix is actually in Wisconsin. So it’s about time (thank you,Mojo) that the Cannabis industry has an infused sparkling water! With zero calories, no sugar and a light grapefruit tingle that’s not too sour and just a tiny bit citrusy-sweet, this is the perfect drinkable edible that’s totally guilt-free.

While the existential question of whether Blue Raspberry is more of a color than a flavor is up for debate, it’s undeniable that it’s delicious in so many ways. From making a homemade Italian soda to slurping it down straight like a kid chasing a sugar rush, the Blue Raspberry flavor is fruity and fun. We also love the Pineapple Soda, which is like the old-timey custom sodas you find at trendy stores. It tastes like a sweet tropical rush of fizzy pineapple and can easily be sipped straight or turned into a custom drink for a fun DIY mocktail.

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The terptastic team at Slab Mechanix and Agro Couture jumped into the drinks game a year ago, adding 100mg shots to their lineup of tasty flower and dabs. We love their lemonade flavors, from the classic freshsqueezed Strawberry Lemonade to the hard to describe, easy to love color that’s a flavor, Blue Raspberry. But we’re most excited about the Root Beer Float, which combines nano-emulsified THC with a deliciously creamy, vanilla-licorice-caramel shot that’s a perfect dessert on it’s own, or mixed into a homemade float for the ultimate infused treat that will get you floating higher than the foam in the glass.

100MG THC/BOTTLE | SLABMECHANIX.COM @SLABMECHANIX

REVIEW BY WES ABNEY @BEARDEDLORAX

SINNERS & SAINTS BY EVERGREEN HERBAL ISLAND

TIME LEMONADE

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MAJOR FRUIT PUNCH SHOT

Celebrate the season by spiking the punch with something other than booze, and embrace the California Sober lifestyle with the delicious Fruit Punch shot from Major. While sharing is caring, we’re also OK with keeping these tasty drinks for solo adventures. The 100mg THC is a perfect dose to get you more baked than the ham, and with tropical fruity flavors it’s a throwback to the Hawaiian Punch kids’ table drinks – but with a lot more fun infused! 100MG THC/BOTTLE DRINKMAJOR.COM @DRINKMAJOR REVIEW BY WES ABNEY @BEARDEDLORAX

TINCTURE AND POMEGRANATE SUGAR-FREE TINCTURE SHOT

While Santa might be obsessing over whether you’ve been naughty or nice this year, we don’t really care as long as it was fun – so carry on with the jubilation and get baked with a guilt and sugar-free shot of THC from Sinners & Saints. These drinks are tasty, easily slugged down or drank daintily one sip at a time (they are 100mg after all) and have no sugar! A perfect option for anyone who can’t have sugar medically, or those watching the waistband in preparation for holiday cookies.10MG THC/ SERVING | 100MG THC/PACKAGE | FOREVERGREENHERBAL.COM @EVERGREEN_HERBAL | REVIEW BY WES ABNEY @BEARDEDLORAX

RAY’S LEMONADE SHOTS

TIGERS BLOOD LEMONADE 1:1; CITRUS KUSH, DRAGON FRUIT AND KIWI 100MG THC Ray’s Lemonade can be thanked for starting the trend of delicious 100mg shooters that swept the Cannabis community like Blue Dream in 2010. These drinks are absolutely delicious, easily gulped down, or make a perfect addition to any cocktail/mocktail or holiday punch bowl. With new flavors like the earthy-sweet Citrus Kush, the Dragon Fruit with notes of pear and tropical fruit, or the Kiwi that’s as delicious as freshly-sliced fruit, these drinks pack a punch in a little bottle. Their newest addition is the 1:1 option with 50mg THC and CBD in a shot, with the tropical Tigers Blood Lemonade that blends watermelon, strawberry and coconut that’s perfect for enjoying straight. The combination of 50mg THC and CBD is a happy, carefree and floaty high that is perfect for the holidays – where finding the sweet spot between baked and stressfree is only a shot of Ray’s away.

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MOBIUS BLUEBERRY, STRAWBERRY AND BLOOD ORANGE

A Mobius strip is a mathematical equation where a one-sided surface can connect back to itself in a twisty, rubber band-like symbol. A Mobius trip is when you drink one or more of these delicious beverages, getting completely baked off what tastes like an adult version of Kool Aid. We went right for the Blueberry, which is semi-sweet and lightly effervescent. The Strawberry is just as tasty, bringing visions of dancing berries holding hands with the Kool Aid man as he hits a bong. But our favorite is the Blood Orange 1:1, with 100mg each of THC and CBD, which combine for a powerful nano-emulsified high. It’s less sweet than orange juice, but vibrant with the perfect combination of citrus and tart berries for a nuanced, mellow drink.

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BLUEBERRY AND STRAWBERRY: 100MG THC/BOTTLE BLOOD ORANGE: 1:1 100MG THC & CBD/BOTTLE

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With 2.5mg of THC and 5mg of CBD, these Sun Gaze seltzers – a collaboration by Bale Breaker

and Painted Rooster Cannabis Company – can be sipped throughout the day without getting you too stoned. The Lemon Ginger flavor tastes like fresh-squeezed lemonade with just a hint of carbonation and ginger on the backend, while the Lime Agave reminds us of a mocktail margarita. 2.5MG THC 5MG CBD/PACKAGE

RAY’S LEMONADE

ICED TEA LEMONADE AND DIET RASPBERRY LEMONADE

We love Ray’s little lemonade’s, and the big ones are just as fun with new twists on classic drinks. Up first is a personal favorite: the Arnold Palmer aka the Iced Tea Lemonade. Perfectly balanced with the sweetness of lemonade and the acidity of the tea, this delicious drink is a great mixer or refreshing on its own, especially poured over ice. We love the Diet Raspberry Lemonade, which tastes like an infused Brisk drink with tart berries and lemons without any sugar. Finally a drink for those who can’t have sugar – complete with a sweet taste and the heady buzz that Ray’s is known for.

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MAJORS SUNSET PINK LEMONADE AND VOLCANIC ORANGE MANGO

JOURNEYMAN

BERRY, TROPICAL, AND TART LEMONADES

Journeyman is known for their Jellies (find the review in our Gummies & Candy section), and just added these new mini lemonades to their product lineup. These shooters are so tasty, they don’t even need a mixer – but if you are going to use one, we recommend pouring the Tart Lemonade into a Sprite for a surprisingly delicious sour citrus pairing with a little bit of festive fizz.

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It’s rare to find a solventless Cannabis beverage, so we were excited to see Soulshine’s new bubble hash-infused drinks on our list this year. These strain-specific, full-spectrum drinks are made using a solventless ice-water extraction and nanoemulsification process. Sip sparingly – these surprisingly don’t taste too weedy, but man will that hash hit you hard.

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REVIEW BY KATHERINE WOLF

MOTHER PUCKER

INFUSED SPARKLING

Pucker up for a big kiss of THC with this tasty infused lemonade. Lightly carbonated with the perfect amount of effervescence, this tastes like a Smirnoff Ice without the alcohol or artificial flavor – so basically a better version all the way around! We found this drink easily sippable, perfectly refreshing and with a potent buzz – it was ‘bottoms up’ for this Mother Pucker. @FRACTAL_INFUSED 10MG THC PER SERVING | 100MG THC PER BOTTLE

When it’s time to get majorly stoned, which is basically all the time, look no further than the delicious drinkable lineup from Major. With 100mg THC in each bottle and tasty flavors like the sweet and tart Sunset Pink Lemonade, to the Volcanic Orange Mango that’s exploding with an orangey-popsicle meets fresh mango juice flavor. These ready to slam drinks are perfect for sharing, chugging or adding to a favorite cocktail or mocktail recipe, creating a new experience that will be majorly delicious and intoxicating! DRINKMAJOR.COM @DRINKMAJOR | 10MG THC/SERVING | 100MG THC/BOTTLE | REVIEW BY WES ABNEY @BEARDEDLORAX

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ANYONE WHO’S EVER worked in a restaurant knows that when you have two half-empty bottles of the world’s most popular condiment, you pour one into the other to make one of them appear fresh and new while the other gets tossed. It’s called marrying the ketchup. That’s a figurative term.

But what if we made it literal? Because let’s face it, there are a lot of people on this planet who are unhappily married. And if they could run off with a bottle of ketchup to a tropical island for a glorious honeymoon without the rough repercussions of divorce, most would probably drop everything and go. Think about it … a plush balcony overlooking the crashing waves of a majestic coastline with your culinary love. Where’s the sign-up sheet?

If I could marry a bottle of ketchup, I probably would. We already share bottley fluids, so why not consummate what you consume? I mean, talk about compatibility: I want succulent tomato flavor and the sauce’s only objective is to be eaten.

In no time, we’ll have a small family of packets.

And it will never guilt you for inviting other tasty items into the relationship. Like a greasy burger beckons to be dipping in the dripping. And French fries are lacking the jazz with no sauce to give them pizzazz.

Ketchup is good on just about everything. In fact, I’m pretty sure that if you look up the food pyramid from the year 1955, it will tell you that man can survive off ketchup alone. Because we’re not just talking about tomatoes and sugar – but onions, cloves, garlic and other healthy items that put the zing in amazing.

I understand that there are some cultures that prefer soy sauce or chili sauce, but I don’t get it. You could smother a piece of plywood with ketchup, and it would probably still taste good.

By the way, is ketchup really the world’s most popular condiment?

For me it’s bubble hash.

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