NYLS Post, vol 1, no. 1, April Fools, 1978

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,by James .J'rickarico, Jr. , NYLS Dean E . Donald Shapiro is ·suing the United Fruit Company for $1 million in r:eal and punitive damages for what he claimed was ·"tortious_ and gross negligence" in the' design of their banana peels. · In the complaint Shapiro -stated that he trod on -one of the defendant's "organic containers" and "lost the full use of his ankle'. " The incident was said to have occurred in his palatial Short Hills, New Jersey kitchen. · Spreading his hands for photographers, Shapiro· said, · "My daughters told me that the peel was at least this big." · Noting that privity of contract is on its way out, Shapiro contended that United Fruit, a major . South American lessor, had not exercise.d reasonable care in package design. "An a~ibusiness corporation must be held to perceive the , risk that some of their fruit wrappers will end up at ground level," noted the Dean. · Shapiro is not new to injuries and lawsuits. While waiting for a Long Island Railroad train at Penn · Station last year, the Dean was struck by a flying set of scales. His suit was settled out of court after the judge was heard to have remarked, "One struggles in vain for any verbal formula that will supply a ready touchstone."

Dean Shapiro indicates the size 'of the instrument involved in the million dollar law suit. The distance between the Dean's hands is at least 13 inches.

by Anthony Scanlon


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