jokes & Riddles

How much do dead batteries cost? Nothing. They’re free of charge.

Oh darling, say something soft and sweet. "Marshmallow."

He had to see his doctor in the morning for a blood test so he stayed up all night studying for it.

New books at the library: 'Sinking Ships' by Mandy Lifeboats 'Horror stories for chickens' by Barbie Q. Time 'Healthy teeth for dogs' by Nora Bone 'Japanese insects' by Ms Quito

Darren, I think your dog really likes me. He hasn’t taken his eyes off me all night.

That’s because you’re eating off his plate. Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bell. Well, take these pills and if they don’t work give me a ring.

What do you call a dinosaur in high heels? My feet are saurus.