I R IS H M A MM Y i n you r
PO C KE T Sarah Cassidy & Kunak McGann
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I’ll give you to the count of three. 1, 2 …
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There’s great drying out.
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Were you born in a barn?
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Did you hear who died?
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How do you know you don’t like it if you haven’t tasted it?
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As long as you live under my roof, you’ll live by my rules.
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You can hear when you want to hear.
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Just try it on. No-one’s looking.
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You’ll grow into it.
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I don’t care who started it, I’m ending it.
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