Janey Mac Janey Mac, me shirt is black. What’ll I do for Sunday? Go to bed and cover me head And not get up till Monday.
Muc, Muc, Muc I’m an old pig, Muc, muc, muc, I’m an old pig, Muc, muc, muc, Can’t sow or dig, Muc, muc, muc, ’Cos I’m an old pig, Muc, muc, muc.
Two Cats of Kilkenny There once were two cats of Kilkenny, Each thought there was one cat too many; So they fought and they fit, And they scratched and they bit, Till, excepting their nails And the tips of their tails, Instead of two cats, there weren’t any!