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YOUR ESSENTIAL SEVEN-DAY TV GUIDE

SATURDAY THE X FACTOR SIMON COWELL PREPARES TO FACE THE MUSIC

SEPTEMBER 2, 2017

COLD FEET FRIENDS REUNITED

ANGELA RIPPON

WIN A £1,000 CRUISE

ON STAYING YOUNG

SURANNE JONES

REVIVES HIT BBC DRAMA DOCTOR FOSTER

CONTENTS SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 2, 2017

4 THIS WEEK 6 DOCTOR FOSTER

Suranne Jones returns for a second series of BBC1’s hit drama

9 THE X FACTOR 10 COLD FEET

James Nesbitt and the gang are back

12 SAFE HOUSE

ITV thriller with True Blood’s Stephen Moyer

15 MITCHELL AND WEBB

In a brand-new Channel 4 comedy

16 RELLIK

BBC1’s time-jumping murder mystery

18 FASHION 23 TV & RADIO GUIDE 56 BEAUTY 59 PROPERTY

COVER: TONY BRIGGS/ CAMERA PRESS

PHOTOGRAPH: DAVID VENNI / CHILLI MEDIA

60 FOOD 63 GARDENING 65 TRAVEL 69 WHERE ARE THEY NOW… ?

73 WIN A CRUISE 74 THE LAST WORD With Jon Culshaw

MY WEEKEND Angela Rippon

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ngela rose to fame as the first woman to present the BBC national news in 1975. She also high-kicked her way to TV history on the 1976 Morecambe and Wise Christmas show, and went on to present Come Dancing and Good Morning Britain. More recently, she’s co-hosted BBC1’s Rip Off Britain and How To Stay Young. Angela, 72, is single and lives in west London.

“If I’ve been away filming all week, Friday night is the time when I come home, kick off my shoes, put on a tracksuit and catch up on TV I’ve missed. I’ve got so many facts and figures to absorb on Rip Off Britain and How To Stay Young, it’s nice to watch a bit of popcorn for the mind. If I haven’t been working, I’ll meet up with friends for dinner or go to the theatre.

“Saturday morning and afternoon are about catching up with normal stuff – I’ll go to the supermarket to get stocked up on food, and if I’m having friends for supper, which I love doing, I’ll spend the afternoon preparing. If I don’t cook, I’ll spend Saturday afternoon catching up with personal stuff – sitting in front of the computer or going to the dry cleaners. On a very relaxed Saturday, I’ll go to a movie matinee and then out to dinner with friends.

Usually I’ll get to bed around midnight.

“Sunday mornings are special – it’s my time for catching up with friends on the phone. Then in the afternoon, I play two hours of tennis.

“Afterwards, I’ll come home, have a shower and cook dinner – working on How To Stay Young has made me even more conscious of the foods I should be eating, so I eat a lot of fish, chicken, salads and fruit. Also, I need a lot of stamina presenting the shows I do, so that’s another reason to eat well and exercise.

“On Sunday night, I may have to travel to a filming location for Monday, or if I’m at home I’ll read scripts or just watch some relaxing TV.” Vicki Power The second series of How To Stay Young starts on BBC1 next week.

Editor Graham Bailey Features Editor Kirsty Nutkins Supplements Picture Editor Karen Vowles Deputy Picture Editor Sara Lofthouse TV Editor Mike Ward Designer Tim Holland Deputy Production Editor Julia Ray Sub Editors Neil Porter, Bridget Rowan Feature Writer Kirsten Jones Junior Picture Researcher Maya Bedford Website: www.express.co.uk Editorial: 020 8612 7000, saturdayexpress@express.co.uk.

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and a jump from the UK, is bursting with attractive coffee shops and art museums and has the home of Anne Frank. Visit the canals by bike, see a Van Gogh masterpiece and take a stroll through the red-light district.

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Decades later, Matty finds his magic may save them. Daryl Gregory’s novel Spoonbenders (£14.99, Quercus) is out now.

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Christian Bale and Oscar Isaac star in The Promise, a drama set in Armenia and Turkey at the outset of the First World War. It is out on DVD from Monday.

DOCTOR FOSTER’S DRASTIC

The wait is finally over. Hit BBC drama Doctor Foster is back – and Gemma’s out for revenge,

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t’s hard to believe that nearly two years have passed since BBC1 thriller Doctor Foster reached its jaw-dropping conclusion.

The taut psychological thriller starred Suranne Jones as Dr Gemma Foster, a successful GP apparently living the good life in a town in Hertfordshire, who slowly unravelled a web of lies about her husband, Simon.

Their picture-perfect 15-year marriage was revealed to be a sham when she discovered her property developer spouse was cheating on her with Kate Parks, the 23-year-old daughter of one of her patients, and she was expecting his child. He’d also been involved in some shady business dealings with Kate’s father.

Over five nail-biting weeks, we watched as Gemma plotted her revenge. And when it finally came, there were fireworks aplenty.

More than 10 million viewers tuned in to watch what has now been dubbed “the dinner party from hell”, in which an increasingly unhinged Gemma exposed her husband’s adultery to him, Kate and her parents.

Fans flocked to social media to discuss the climactic series finale,

explores the difficulties of divorce “People said Gemma was and of maintaining a relationship mad in series one. All I can with someone – however much say is that the same will you despise them – in the interests definitely be said about her this series,” says Suranne, 39, of your child.

“I wasn’t entirely sure I wanted to who won a TV BAFTA for do a second series, because the first her role in the drama.

“The first series was about was a stand-alone piece. But when I sat down with Mike [Bartlett, the her losing her friends, her writer], we discussed whether we stability, a life that she’d had Suranne Jones as for 15 years, and the second had ever seen a couple on television Gemma Foster dealing with divorce and the one is just her anger and with Bertie aftermath. When everyone else hatred coming out.

Carvel as Simon has turned their backs and got on “It’s very dark, very with their own life, what do you uncomfortable,” she adds. but many felt that slippery Simon, do? You’re left with an awful feeling “I’ve been asked whether Simon played by Bertie Carvel, had been that you have to have this person got off lightly a lot,” chips in Bertie. let off lightly. Although he’d lost in your life.”

“I’m not sure. But the notion custody of his son Tom (Tom Suranne and Bertie admit to of culpability and blame and who Taylor), he’d fled to London to being surprised by the show’s wins and who should win are all start a new life with his pregnant success. “No one can anticipate that the questions that I think allow us mistress, played by Jodie Comer, kind of thing,” says 39-year-old a second series.” and viewers were frustrated that The new five-part instalment will Bertie. “It was like a sort of he hadn’t met a grisly fate. Now, pick up two years after the events of magnesium flare because of as the series returns for a second its particular kind of the first and sees Simon instalment, viewers will be hoping psychological cocktail. return to the village he finally gets his comeuppance.

It just went to to put down roots, Initial signs are hopeful, with another level.” and attempt a macabre promotional poster It meant a lot of a reconciliation depicting Gemma with blood on pressure for with his son, her hands, a chunk of skin missing Suranne and much to where her wedding band used to Bertie as they Gemma’s horror. be. But when Saturday magazine returned for series Suranne has raises the question of revenge with two, though. They likened this series Suranne and Bertie as we chat at wanted the follow-up to a modern western, the BBC’s central London studios, explaining that it they remain tight-lipped.

SURANNE JONES to be equally watchable.

“THE FIRST SERIES WAS ABOUT GEMMA LOSING A LIFE THAT SHE’D HAD FOR 15 YEARS. IN THIS SERIES HER ANGER AND HATRED COME OUT”

Suranne on screen: as Coronation Street’s Karen McDonald (2004) with Steve (Simon Gregson); in Unforgiven (2009); with Lesley Sharp in Scott & Bailey (2011); and as Sister

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REMEDY says its star Suranne Jones

PHOTOGRAPHS: TONY BRIGGS / CAMERA PRESS; BBC; REX FEATURES

“I really care that everyone who watched it isn’t disappointed that we made another one,” admits Suranne.

“As soon as we announced that we were making another, people were going, ‘Oh God.’ Half the camp said, ‘Yes, that’s great, we want more’, and half were like, ‘Why would you do that?’ I understand that, so I hope when people see it they realise why we thought it was important to tell the story.”

“I think all the ingredients are there to make it successful,” adds Bertie. “And we’re really proud of it. But we don’t know, none of us do, whether we’ll have that same reaction this time.”

There are plenty of dramatic moments to keep viewers gripped and Doctor Foster has been a fantastic career move for Suranne. But she’d be reluctant to return for a third series.

“I’m really happy we all did what we did and we’ve now moved on to do other stuff. I think it’s such an amazing ending and I wouldn’t want to go, ‘And we’re doing another one.’

“It concludes in a place where it’s still quite uncomfortable.

Hopefully, viewers will be glad that we have ended it there.”

Kirsty Nutkins

Joan Livesey in The Crimson Field (2014)

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PHOTOGRAPH: ITV

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ince it began in 2004, The X Factor has produced some of the world’s biggest singing sensations, from Leona Lewis and Olly Murs to One Direction, and its artists have sold more than 250 million records globally.

Now, a new batch of hopefuls will be given a shot at that life-changing recording contract as the show returns to our screens tonight. The 14th series will see Simon Cowell again joined by Nicole Scherzinger, Sharon Osbourne and Louis Walsh on the panel, but fans should expect shake-ups elsewhere on the show, hosted by Dermot O’Leary.

In a bid to boost ratings, there will be six live shows this year, instead of the usual 10, with acts performing and leaving each Saturday and Sunday night. Both evenings will reportedly see performances from high-profile artists.

Some big-name guests will also be popping up on the panel. Alesha Dixon has been confirmed and rumour has it that former X Factor regular Cheryl has been lured back.

Expect changes to the first-round of auditions, too, with one stage filmed on location at Thorpe Park and parts of Bootcamp being played out in front of a live studio audience.

Simon says the team has tried to focus on elements of the show that, historically, have been most popular.

“When you’ve done this for 14 years, you can’t keep making the same show,” says Simon, 57. “If you do, it becomes boring and predictable so you try and make changes for the better. Not everything works, but some ideas we’ve got for the live shows are going to be good. We find the early and middle rounds rate well, so the idea is to do more of the middle shows and less of the live shows.

We’ll see if it works.”

Nicole Scherzinger, 39, who enjoyed chart success as part of girl group The Pussycat Dolls, agrees that upping the ante was necessary to keep the show fresh. “I love all the changes Simon’s making. You have

TIME TO FACE THE MUSIC

This year’s X Factor hopefuls aren’t the only ones feeling nervous. As the show returns with a major revamp, the pressure is on for Simon Cowell to in this day and age.

We’re evolving as a show and we want to give the people what they want,” she says.

The judges say the talent this year is impressive and one reason for this is that expectations are higher. For the first time, hopefuls are encouraged to perform self-penned songs.

“When they are good songwriters, you have to encourage that 100 per cent, otherwise it’s just karaoke,” says Simon. “I think this year we’ve put the emphasis back on them. It’s all about their personalities, their originality. We want to let them be the stars of the show.”

Nicole adds, “This element could take the show to the next level. A contestant sang an original song that made me cry like a baby and I wanted to buy it right then. That’s talent.”

Of course it wouldn’t be The X

Above: Simon with the 2017 line-up: Factor without some Dermot O’Leary, Sharon Osbourne, laugh-out-loud moments Louis Walsh and Nicole Scherzinger and the judges promise to the live shows simply because there will be a few of a winning performance is not just those. “We still have about a great voice and personality. some, shall we say, “It’s why this show’s called The X colourful characters,” Factor – you can’t define what that laughs Nicole. “There’s quality is,” he says. “I think Olly this guy called Danny Lambo, Murs is a good example. He came in who’s nicknamed himself that because he has three Lamborghinis. and knew he wasn’t the best singer or dancer, but he had that ability to He’s a self-made multimillionaire connect with the audience. and he came to us singing an “I pride myself on the fact that we original song titled Playboys. don’t have any rules. In the “And there was a Brazilian charts you’re seeing dancer who had a lot people have huge of energy, a lot of success, where charisma – plus years ago, if you I’ve never seen had to tick certain a bathing suit things off a list, hold on so tight you wouldn’t pick to a body.” them. It’s because Simon reflects they are real, that it’s often some genuine and talented.” of the most surprising acts that make it through Kirsty Nutkins SIMON COWELL

“WHEN YOU’VE DONE THIS FOR 14 YEARS, YOU CAN’T KEEP MAKING THE SAME SHOW. IF YOU DO, IT BECOMES BORING AND PREDICTABLE”

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he return of Cold Feet last year was a risky proposition, given that the show had been off air for 13 years. Other revivals had flopped or had received a lukewarm reception – think Reggie Perrin, Hawaii Five-0, The X-Files – so asking audiences to reinvest in characters they’d last seen before the invention of Twitter was a big ask.

But it worked out beautifully. Mike Bullen’s warm comedy-drama starring James Nesbitt, Fay Ripley, Hermione Norris, John Thomson and Robert Bathurst was a hit, pulling in more than six million viewers and reigniting interest in the now middle-aged squabbling mates from Manchester.

everybody back together. It was very surprising that we got a new audience, too.”

As the new series opens, a year has passed since Adam, after a brief and unsuccessful second marriage, fell for his landlady, Tina Reynolds (Leanne Best), and lured her away from her married boyfriend. Audiences cheered when it appeared that Adam, who’d lost his wife Rachel (Helen Baxendale) in the original series, had found true love again.

When we sit down with the three male stars, in between the joking and banter James talks of viewers’ interest in Adam and Tina’s relationship.

“I speak in the context of someone who realises we’re not saving lives here or going down mines, but people were As they were in 1999 (from left to right): Helen Baxendale, Robert Bathurst, concerned about who Hermione Norris, John Thomson, Fay Ripley and James Nesbitt replaced Rachel and was going to catch Adam’s heart,” says James, 52, who was also in Stan Lee’s Lucky Man and The Missing. “I think people really did take to Tina and there’s optimism for them. At the beginning, Adam starts off in a good place with her, but ultimately there are obstacles in the way, which, in typical Adam fashion, he puts there himself.”

Mike Bullen has also had a reality check and That’s where we are today, visiting them during finally given Adam a proper job – the character a brief break in scenes filmed in a pub where the seemed never to work in the last series. five friends are planning Pete (John) and Adam’s “There’s always been a touch of the Chandler (James) joint 50th birthday party.

Bing about Adam,” says James, referring to the Fay Ripley describes the difficulty of shooting Friends character’s ill-defined career. Adam’s new such scenes. “The problem with those locations occupation in web design is used to explore his for us is that you’re chatting and there’s quite a lot feelings of obsolescence. “It’s rich territory for of ‘could you please be quiet’ from the crew,” Cold Feet humour, but it asks those says the 51-year-old actress. “We get questions about middle age, told off a lot, which is probably ‘Where am I? Is there a new why they don’t write that many chapter, a new canvas?’” scenes when we’re all together.”

If Adam’s story provides the The cast members romance, then Pete Gifford’s were delighted by the (John Thomson) journey in reception the revived show the last series provided its received and are happy to be drama. Pete recovered from filming a new series again, depression, but only after admits Hermione. a hair-raising suicidal moment “It was amazing, wasn’t it?” on the edge of a quarry, which she says. “People were so clearly John reports prompted messages pleased and delighted to see HERMIONE NORRIS

“IT’S ABOUT THE LOVE BETWEEN A GROUP OF FRIENDS, AND WHEN YOU GET TO 50 YOU REALISE THAT, MORE THAN ANYTHING, LOVE IS ALL THERE IS”

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from viewers for whom the storyline struck a chord and who realised they, too, needed help.

Now Pete’s depression is being successfully medicated, says John, but although he’s working as a chauffeur, he remains unfulfilled. He realises he’d rather be working with the elderly.

“I think he’s at a little bit of a crossroads,” explains John. “Do I do this job for the money or this job for my soul?”

And despite a promotion at work, Pete’s wife, Jenny, is also feeling unsettled, says Fay – a feeling no doubt echoed by many in middle age.

“Mike Bullen likes to have Pete and Jenny be a fairly solid couple, so there’s no marital strife for them,” says Fay. “But Jenny’s thinking, ‘My marriage is fine, my job is fine, my kids are growing up. That’s all fine – but is this all there is?’”

Hermione’s Karen, who was enjoying an exciting love life in the last series, is now focusing on her new publishing company and teenage girls (her son is not seen). The perennial thorn in Karen’s side is her ex-husband David (Robert), a one-time high flyer who leans on her for emotional and financial support. He also clearly still yearns for her, too.

“This series, again, things happen to David by accident – he’s just got such appalling judgement,” says Robert, 60, with a laugh. “He’s very much come down in the world financially and, as before, he does get into a terrible scrape.”

Leanne Best is the newest and final piece in the Cold Feet jigsaw. The Home Fires and Ripper Street actress admits it is a new experience to be recognised by fans in the street.

“I was getting lots of thumbs up and fingers crossed for Adam and Tina,” she says. “And it still takes me a while to realise my flies aren’t down when people are staring at me – it’s just because I’m in Cold Feet.”

The warm-hearted comedy-drama is also remarkable in that it shines a light on – and celebrates – middle-aged characters rather than the more customary youthful cuties, appealing to audiences for its optimistic vibe and celebration of friendship.

“It’s done with love,” says Hermione. “That’s at the heart of it. It’s about the love between a group of friends and when you get to 50 you realise that, more than anything, love is all there is.”

Vicki Power Right (from left): John Thomson, Hermione Norris, Robert Bathurst, Fay Ripley and James Nesbitt

PHOTOGRAPHS: ITV; REX FEATURES

ITV’s Cold Feet reboot returns with more crises for the five friends from Manchester

FRIENDS REUNITED

BACK TO THE SAFE HOUSE

Stephen Moyer as former police officer Tom Brook and Mr Selfridge star Zoë Tapper as his partner, Sam

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t’s taken ITV two and a half years to bring back hit drama Safe House for a second series, and about time, too. The delay is explained by the fact that its lead, Christopher Eccleston, pulled out of filming for reasons that were not explained, forcing ITV to rewrite and recast the drama.

But now it’s back with another commanding British actor in the lead – Stephen Moyer, 47, who was catapulted to stardom in US vampire series True Blood. The Safe House format remains the same as in the first series – an ex-cop living in a remote spot who offers police-sanctioned shelter to people in danger, but who soon finds himself and his loved ones in peril.

Instead of Eccleston’s eerie Lake District house providing the B&B, though, Moyer’s character lives in a manse on a rocky outcrop on Anglesey’s Trearddur Bay. Saturday magazine was invited on location to the sprawling house, usually the summer home of a family from Liverpool. It’s been painted a rather dull grey for the series and the waves that crash just metres from its doors contribute to a feeling of creepy isolation. Inside, a maze of narrow corridors and hidden rooms make it the perfect setting for a dark thriller.

In-between scenes, Stephen sits down for a chat and is good company – relaxed, friendly and open. He says he’s excited to be back in the area, having spent several months in Wales in 2015 for US period drama The Bastard Executioner.

“I shot for eight months in Bridgend and completely fell in love with it,” says Essex-born Stephen. “My wife Anna and I moved the family 12 SATURDAY MAGAZINE

Liam, played by Joel MacCormack, has been into this cottage in a beautiful little village called behaving oddly.

Cowbridge. If that show had gone again, I’d have Julie’s disappearance drags Tom back into bought a place here.” the world he thought he’d left behind. “He’s Stephen’s wife of seven years is his True Blood somebody who has completely changed his co-star, Anna Paquin, who won an Oscar for her way,” Stephen says. “Because of something that role in The Piano and with whom he has twins happened to him when he was a cop, he walked Poppy and Charlie, five this month. Stephen also away and set up a whole new life.” The return of has two other children, William and Lilac, from The Crow, though “flicks the switch and brings previous relationships. him back into what brings out all his obsessive Safe House marks a change in Stephen’s career, qualities, which are things that pushed him too bringing him home as a leading man for the first far in a direction that was dangerous before”. time since 2007’s Empathy.

The thriller is dark, scary and full of eerie He plays Tom Brook, a former policeman now moments. Even the actors were a little unnerved running a sailing school and occasional police during filming, confesses Sacha. “I’ve never seen safe house with his partner, Sam (Mr Selfridge’s anything quite so beautiful as this location,” says Zoë Tapper). Theirs is an idyllic low-key the former Coronation Street actress, 24. “But the existence, but when Tom hears of the abduction of Julie Delaney (Lynsey McLaren), he realises it’s house was also scary at the same time, like a maze with dozens of bedrooms. There was definitely similar to one of his former cases. Fearing a serial one room with a strange feeling. Stephen Moyer killer known as The Crow is back in action, he had felt it earlier. He didn’t say anything but wants to make his former colleagues aware of it. wanted to see if anybody else felt the same thing.

He gets the brush-off from DCI Jane Burr, So we walked in and I said, ‘I feel like someone played by Casualty’s Sunetra Sarker, who is sitting on my chest.’ Apparently that reminds Tom The Crow is in prison. room is haunted by a young boy’s But he remains convinced Julie’s spirit. I’m a bit of a wuss anyway, boyfriend John (In The Dark’s so I only allowed myself to go Ashley Walters) and daughter into certain rooms.”

Dani (Sacha Parkinson) are in Sunetra, 44, adds that merely danger and persuades the police reading the script gave her goose to move them to his safe house. bumps. “Reading this made me Trollied’s Jason Watkins co-stars feel like it could happen,” she says. as Simon, whose wife was one of “It’s a realistic nightmare.”

The Crow’s victims and whose son, STEPHEN MOYER

“SOMETHING HAPPENED TO TOM WHEN HE WAS A COP, AND HE WALKED AWAY FROM THAT LIFE”

PHOTOGRAPHS: ITV

True Blood’s Stephen Moyer returns home to a leading role in a new series of Safe House

A NEW PEEPAT MITCHELL ANDWEBB

Peep Show stars David Mitchell and Robert Webb reunite for a new Channel 4 comedy

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avid Mitchell and Robert Webb’s double act was a source of endless laughs on anarchic 2003-2015 Channel 4 comedy Peep Show, and provided a wince-inducing glimpse into the life of the 20-something male. The actors’ portrayal of squabbling roommates Mark and Jeremy was a hilarious study in dysfunction.

And the good news is that David and Robert, mates from Cambridge who won a BAFTA for sketch show That Mitchell And Webb Look, are back sniping at each other in a new Channel 4 comedy. Their personas in Back, written by Peep Show and The Thick Of It writer Simon Blackwell, are not a million miles from Peep Show’s Mark and Jez, with David as the hapless nerd and Robert as a charming, but deluded, character.

David plays Stephen, who’s just inherited his late father’s pub in Stroud and is full of – mostly bad – ideas about how to bring in more business. He finds himself hindered by the sudden return for the funeral of the foster brother he doesn’t remember, Andrew (Robert), who is charismatic but also a fantasist.

When David and Robert sat down with us at Pinewood Studios, where the pub’s interior was filmed, they admit they are expecting the inevitable comparisons with Peep Show. “Obviously, the only downside to doing something that’s gone well is

the worry about whether the next thing From left to right: Geoff McGivern, Penny Downie, David Mitchell, Robert Webb and Louise Brealey will also go well,” says David, 43. “But So charming stranger Andrew plans to elbow we think the scripts are just terrific for this and we think if we do them justice in on the family pub venture and catches Stephen at a low ebb. Neither Stephen’s legal career nor his it’ll be a great programme.” marriage to Alison, played by The Thick Of It’s Robert, 44, adds, “They’re new Olivia Poulet, have worked out. characters, it’s very difficult to “Stephen has not got a magic touch with compare. Hopefully, people will bear that anything in his life – his marriage is falling apart, in mind when they go, ‘Oh, it’s those guys so he’s a bit wound up,” David says. “He’s not from Peep Show.’” stupid, but things don’t go well for him.

The two men’s rivalry is set up from the start, “Now he’s back in the town he grew up in, when flashbacks reveal Stephen’s parents were so divorced, living in the pub his now deceased busy fostering other children and running the father ran, and so his business visions are rather pub that they had little time for him and as a limited by his fear of failure.” result he grew up feeling neglected and unloved.

Among Stephen’s worst ideas for the pub are For Andrew, however, his brief experience with a Soviet-style food-ordering system that alienates Stephen’s family was life-changing. He refers, his customers, and refurbishing it by ripping out disconcertingly, to having kept a diary of his five all its character. months with them that he has typed up and The show will also see a number of guest synced across all of his digital devices. appearances from the likes of Sherlock’s Louise “Being fostered by Stephen’s parents was the Brealey as Cass, Stephen’s “creative” most amazing five months of Andrew’s sister, and Penny Downie, who life and it set him on the road to plays his flaky mum, Ellen. massive success in various ways,” For fans of Mitchell and Webb, says Robert. “Now he’s come back it will be a huge treat to see to make Stephen’s life an utter these friends back on-screen misery. But we don’t quite know squabbling in a comedy what Andrew’s motivation is. He’s partnership that has endured charming and is either recklessly since they met at university. people pleasing or recklessly people pleasing with a streak of total evil.”

Vicki Power DAVID MITCHELL

“THE SCRIPTS ARE JUST TERRIFIC. IF WE DO THEM JUSTICE IT’LL BE A GREAT PROGRAMME”

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MYSTERIOUS RELLIK

BBC1’s new murder mystery is not your average tale of a troubled detective – it’s a gripping story told in reverse

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ellik is a noirish BBC1 thriller in which a troubled cop tracks a serial killer in a gloomy London lashed with rain. So far, so unexceptional.

But Rellik is a thriller with a difference.

Instead of telling the story from beginning to end, screenwriters Harry and Jack Williams – the brothers who wrote The Missing – tell the story in reverse.

Rellik – “killer” backwards – opens with the ultimate confrontation between the man wanted for seven murders and lead cop DCI Gabriel Markham, played by Fortitude and Game Of Thrones actor Richard Dormer. Gabriel has been disfigured in an acid attack – which is part of the perpetrator’s modus operandi.

We scroll back to earlier in the day when Gabriel is having misgivings about whether the hunted man is guilty. The detective is traumatised by his disfigurement, in a lot of pain, and despite being married is having an affair with his sidekick, DI Elaine Shepherd – The Crown’s Jodi Balfour. It only gets more confusing after that.

We’re meeting Richard and Jodi in the less than glamorous surroundings of a multistorey car park

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track of her character’s development – the crew gave her a ring binder containing her scenes in chronological, rather than shooting, order.

The opening scene of Rellik is tense, intriguing and introduces a myriad of other characters.

Rome’s Ray Stevenson plays Gabriel’s boss, Detective Superintendant Ed Benton, with whom relations are clearly strained; Peep Show’s Paterson Joseph plays psychiatrist Isaac Taylor, who has treated the suspect; and Victoria actor Paul Rhys stars as Patrick Barker.

“The character that I’m playing is a very driven, intense, emotionally explosive type of person, not your typical cop,” says Richard.

“There are many layers to him. He’s obsessed with this particular case because the person he is chasing has done this to him, has disfigured him by throwing acid in his face. So he’s after this guy with a mania. It’s personal.”

Jodi Balfour, who plays Elaine, is a South African-born actress who was in the Canadian series Bomb Girls and has a pivotal role as Jackie Kennedy in the upcoming second season of Netflix’s hit series The Crown.

She says that playing DI Elaine Shepherd and the iconic American former First Lady was like going from one end of the spectrum to another.

“Playing Jackie Kennedy is the hardest thing I’ve ever done because of the expectations that are married to playing someone so beloved and well known,” says 29-year-old Jodi. “I admire and respect her and want to do her justice but also have creative licence and make it my own. That’s a fine line.”

But in common with Jackie Kennedy, Rellik’s Elaine is also experiencing heartbreak.

“Elaine and Gabriel are enmeshed in an intense love affair. He’s obviously married and has family, but is really the centre of her universe, and I think she’s starting to feel him pull away, to want to retreat back to his family life,” says Jodi. “So we meet her as a detective trying to do her job to the best of her ability, really quite anxious to figure out who the killer is, and also as a woman obsessed and a woman scorned, all wrapped up in one.”

Rellik will certainly require viewers to pay the closest attention – or perhaps use a flow chart – to follow the convoluted plot. But vigilance will be rewarded.

in Hackney, east London. Just outside the food trailer where we sit to chat, the crew is busily fitting up cars with cameras ready for a car-chase scene.

A tired Richard is without the prosthetic make-up that simulates the results of the acid attack and which, he says, takes two hours to put on and half an hour to take off. Added to that is the confusion created by filming backwards.

“It’s one of the hardest things I’ve ever had to do,” admits Northern Ireland-born Richard, 47.

“We start almost at the end and work our way backwards to find out how all these characters came to be the way that we’re presented with them at the beginning. Audiences who like a thriller will love it, but that is very hard to do as an actor.

“If you’re shooting backwards, you’re trying to imagine what you’re going to be feeling at the beginning. Or is it the end? I’m confused now!”

Later, when we meet Jodi, she RICHARD DORMER explains how she was able to keep

“WE START ALMOST AT THE END AND WORK OUR WAY BACKWARDS TO THE BEGINNING”

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LOUIS, NICOLE AND SHARON PREPARE FOR THE 14TH SERIES OF THE X FACTOR, TONIGHT, 8PM, ITV He’s chopped and changed the panel over the years, but Simon Cowell is staying loyal to his

BY MIKE WARD fellow judges Louis Walsh, Nicole Scherzinger and Sharon Osbourne as series 14 of The X Factor gets underway (tonight and

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tomorrow, 8pm, ITV). But look out for some interesting tweaks to the format in an effort to keep things fresh.

“You can’t keep making the same show every year,” Simon concedes. “So you try and makes changes for the better.”

We begin, as ever, with the auditions, which took place

this year in London, Edinburgh, Liverpool, Manchester and, by way of a change, at Thorpe Park theme park in Surrey.

It’s also a huge week for returning drama, the highlights being Doctor Foster (Tuesday, 9pm, BBC1), Safe House (Thursday, 9pm, ITV) and Cold Feet (Friday, 9pm, ITV).

Suranne Jones revives Stephen Moyer is the Fay Ripley returns in Doctor Foster, Tuesday, new star of Safe House, the ever-popular Cold 9pm, BBC1 Thursday, 9pm, ITV Feet, Friday, 9pm, ITV

FILMS OF THE WEEK SATURDAY

The Full Monty, BBC1, 9pm

SUNDAY

Exodus: Gods And Kings, Channel 4, 9pm

MONDAY

Captain America: The First Avenger, Film4, 9pm

TUESDAY

Gladiator, Film4, 9pm

WEDNESDAY

The Tree Of Life, Channel 4, 1.30am

THURSDAY

Kick-Ass 2, Film4, 11.25pm

FRIDAY

Little Voice, BBC1, 11.35pm

FILM RATING Excellent +++++ Well worth recording ++++ Recommended +++ Catch if you can ++ Walk the dog +

The Full Monty (1997) BBC1, 9pm Six unemployed men from Sheffield decide to become strippers for one night only in a bid to raise extra money.

Comedy, with Robert Carlyle, Mark Addy, Tom Wilkinson and Paul Barber. ++++

Hunky Dory (2011) BBC2, 10.40pm Vivienne is an idealistic drama teacher at a 1970s south Wales school. Undeterred by general disinterest, she sets out to inspire her class to stage a rock musical. Comedy drama, starring Minnie Driver. +++

Mamma Mia! (2008) ITV, 3.30pm A former member of a singing trio, now running a hotel on a Greek island, is reunited with her old bandmates for her daughter’s wedding. Musical comedy, starring Meryl Streep and Pierce Brosnan. +++

Die Another Day (2002) ITV, 10.45pm James Bond is suspended from duty after being taken hostage in North Korea, but goes against orders to track down those who betrayed him.

Spy adventure, starring Pierce Brosnan. ++++

Toy Story 3 (2010) BBC1, 5pm Woody, Buzz and the other toys accidentally end up in a daycare centre. They must then plan their escape from an evil bear. Pixar animated adventure sequel, with the voice of Tom Hanks. +++++

Happy Feet (2006) ITV, 1pm A young penguin disappoints his fellow seabirds with his inability to sing – but instead he displays a remarkable talent for tap dancing. Animated adventure, featuring the voice of Elijah Wood. ++++

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (2012) Channel 4, 1.20pm A youngster finds out a girl he likes is working at a country club and tells his family he has a job there as an excuse to see her. Family comedy sequel, with Zachary Gordon. +++

Exodus: Gods And Kings (2014) Channel 4, 9pm Moses, the adoptive brother of the pharaoh of Egypt, is sent into exile where he receives a message from God demanding he set all the country’s slaves free. Biblical epic, starring Christian Bale. ++++

Dear Viola (2014) Channel 5, 3.15pm Shy accountant Katie takes over an advice column. Sifting through the letters, she finds one from a widower who is unable to get over the death of his wife. Romantic comedy, starring Kellie Martin. ++

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) Film4, 9pm A puny military volunteer becomes the test subject for an experiment that transforms him into the ultimate soldier.

Superhero adventure, starring Chris Evans. ++++

The Madness Of King George (1994) Film4, 6.40pm British monarch George III’s behaviour becomes increasingly erratic, prompting fears that he is going insane.

Period drama, starring Sir Nigel Hawthorne. ++++

Gladiator (2000) Film4, 9pm Roman general Maximus Decimus Meridius is ordered to be put to death, but he escapes his killers and is sold into slavery as a gladiator.

Oscar-winning period epic, with Russell Crowe. +++++

Toy Story 3, BBC1, 5pm (Sunday)

The Tree Of Life (2011) Channel 4, 1.30am A boy living in 1950s Texas grows up to become a disillusioned adult and questions his relationship with his stern father. Terrence Malick’s drama, starring Brad Pitt and Sean Penn. ++++

12 Years A Slave (2013) Film 4, 9pm A free black man living in pre-Civil War New York is abducted and sold into slavery.

He spends the next 12 years struggling to survive and maintain his dignity. Drama, with Chiwetel Ejiofor. ++++

A Risk Worth Taking (2008) Channel 5, 3.15pm A woman caring for her terminally ill husband at their home in Scotland begins to develop feelings for a friend who is helping them to manage their affairs. Romantic drama, with Muriel Baumeister. +++

Kick-Ass 2 (2013) Film4, 11.25pm Amateur superhero Dave joins a team of like-minded crimefighters, while young vigilante Mindy retires and tries to be a normal teenager. Action comedy sequel, starring Aaron Taylor-Johnson. ++++

Little Voice (1998) BBC1, 11.35pm A painfully shy woman has a talent for impersonating famous performers including Shirley Bassey, Marilyn Monroe and Judy Garland. Comedy drama, with Jane Horrocks and Sir Michael Caine. +++

Safe House, Channel 4, 11.50pm (Sunday)

Get On Up (2014) Channel 4, 1.30am Biopic of James Brown, examining key moments in the soul singer’s life, from his impoverished childhood in South Carolina to his rise to fame. With Chadwick Boseman and Viola Davis. ++++

Mamma Mia! ITV, 3.30pm (Saturday)

2 – 8 SEPTEMBER 2017 A Good Day To Die Hard (2013) Channel 4, 9pm John McClane goes to Russia having received word that his estranged son Jack, who is secretly a CIA agent, is in trouble with the law. Action adventure sequel, starring Bruce Willis. ++++

X-Men 2 (2003) Channel 4, 10.50pm Mutant heroes the X-Men are forced into an uneasy alliance with arch-enemy Magneto to battle a common foe.

Superhero adventure sequel, starring Hugh Jackman and Sir Patrick Stewart. ++++

Safe House (2012) Channel 4, 11.50pm A CIA agent stationed in South Africa is sent to question a rogue operative, who has been arrested years after betraying the agency, only to be attacked by mercenaries. Thriller, with Denzel Washington. ++++

Fifty Shades Of Grey (2015) Channel 5, 9pm A naive young literature student’s life is thrown into turmoil by an affair with a mysterious billionaire, who is harbouring dark secrets and desires. Erotic drama, starring Jamie Dornan. ++++

LIVE SPORT SATURDAY

TUESDAY

Cricket Jamaica Tallawahs v Guyana Amazon Warriors. (BT Sport 1, 1.30-5.30am) Tennis The fifth day at Flushing Meadows in New York. (Eurosport 1, 12.00-5.00am) Motorsport Qualifying for the Italian Grand Prix. (Sky Sports F1, 8.45-9.20am) Motorsport The third Italian Grand Prix practice session. (Sky Sports F1, 9.45-11.15am) Cricket The opening semi-final.

(Sky Sports Main Event, 10.30am-2.15pm) Motorsport Italian Grand Prix qualifying (Start 1.00pm). (Sky Sports F1, 12.00-2.40pm) Golf The Czech Masters.

(Sky Sports Golf, 1.00-5.30pm) Rugby Union Saracens v Northampton Saints (kick-off 2.00pm). (BT Sport 1, 1.30-4.15pm) Cricket The second semi-final.

(Sky Sports Main Event, 2.15-5.45pm) Triathlon The British Triathlon Mixed Relay Cup. (BBC1, 2.15-4.30pm) Motorsport Race one of the Italian Grand Prix.

(Sky Sports F1, 2.55-4.25pm) Tennis The sixth day at Flushing Meadows in New York. (Eurosport 1, 3.30-12.00am) Rugby Union London Irish v Harlequins (kick-off 4.45pm). (BT Sport 1, 4.15-6.45pm) Motorsport Race one of the Italian Grand Prix.

(Sky Sports F1, 4.45-5.45pm) Golf The Dell Technologies Championship.

(Sky Sports Golf, 5.30-11.30pm) Cricket The Twenty20 Blast final.

(Sky Sports Main Event, 6.15-10.00pm) Football Senegal v Burkina Faso (kick-off 9.00pm). (BT Sport 1, 9.00-11.00pm)

Tennis Further coverage of the eighth day in New York. (Eurosport 1, 12.00-5.00am) Tennis The ninth day at Flushing Meadows in New York. (Eurosport 1, 3.30-12.00am) Greyhound Racing Coverage of the Betfred Steel City Cup, which takes place in Sheffield.

(Sky Sports Action, 7.00-9.30pm) Football England U21 v Latvia U21 (kick-off 7.45pm). (BT Sport 1, 7.30-10.00pm) Football Republic of Ireland v Serbia (kick-off 7.45pm).

(Sky Sports Main Event, 7.40-10.00pm)

SUNDAY X-Men 2, Channel 4,10.50pm (Saturday)

Cricket Barbados Tridents v Trinbago Knight Riders. (BT Sport 1, 1.30-5.30am) Football Montreal v Chicago (kick-off 12.00am).

(Sky Sports Main Event, 12.00-2.00am) Tennis Further coverage of the sixth day in New York. (Eurosport 1, 12.00-5.00am) Golf The Czech Masters.

(Sky Sports Golf, 12.00-4.30pm) Motorsport The Italian Grand Prix (Start-time 1.00pm).

(Sky Sports Main Event, 12.30-3.30pm) Rugby Union Leicester Tigers v Bath (kick-off 3.00pm). (BT Sport 1, 2.30-5.15pm) Tennis The seventh day at Flushing Meadows in New York. (Eurosport 1, 3.30-12.00am) Golf The Dell Technologies Championship.

(Sky Sports Main Event, 6.00-10.30pm) Cricket Barbados Tridents v St Kitts and Nevis Patriots. (BT Sport 1, 10.30pm-2.30am)

MONDAY

Die Another Day, ITV, 10.45pm (Saturday)

Tennis Further coverage of the seventh day in New York. (Eurosport 1, 12.00-5.00am) Tennis The eighth day at Flushing Meadows in New York. (Eurosport 1, 3.30-12.00am) Golf The Dell Technologies Championship.

(Sky Sports Main Event, 4.30-7.00pm) Football Scotland v Malta (kick-off 7.45pm).

(Sky Sports Main Event, 7.00-11.00pm) Football England v Slovakia (kick-off 7.45pm).

(ITV, 7.15-10.00pm)

WEDNESDAY Wrestling Spectacular wrestling action.

(Sky Sports Main Event, 1.00-3.00am) Tennis Further coverage of the ninth day in New York. (Eurosport 1, 12.00-5.00am) Cricket Coverage of the play-off match.

(BT Sport 1, 12.30-4.30am) Tennis Coverage from Flushing Meadows in New York. (Eurosport 1, 3.30-12.00am)

THURSDAY Tennis Further coverage from Flushing Meadows in New York. (Eurosport 1, 12.00-5.00am) Cricket Coverage of the first eliminator match.

(BT Sport 1, 12.30-4.30am) Cricket England v West Indies.

(Sky Sports Main Event, 10.20am-6.30pm) Golf The European Masters.

(Sky Sports Golf, 10.30am-12.30pm) Golf The European Masters.

(Sky Sports Golf, 2.30-5.30pm) Tennis Doubles semi-finals at Flushing Meadows. (Eurosport 1, 5.00-9.00pm) Rugby League Wakefield Trinity v St Helens (kick-off 8.00pm).

(Sky Sports Main Event, 7.30-10.00pm)

FRIDAY Tennis The opening women’s semi-final in New York. (Eurosport 1, 12.00-2.00am) Cricket Coverage of the second eliminator match. (BT Sport 1, 12.30-4.30am) Tennis The second women’s semi-final in New York. (Eurosport 1, 2.00-4.00am) Cricket England v West Indies.

(Sky Sports Main Event, 10.30am-6.30pm) Golf The European Masters.

(Sky Sports Golf, 10.30am-12.30pm) Golf The European Masters.

(Sky Sports Golf, 2.30-5.30pm) Tennis The mixed doubles final.

(Eurosport 1, 5.00-6.55pm) Ten-Pin Bowling The Weber Cup. (Sky Sports Action, 6.30-10.30pm) Football Derby v Hull (kick-off 7.45pm).

(Sky Sports Main Event, 7.00-10.00pm) Football Hamilton Academical v Celtic (kick-off 7.45pm). (BT Sport 1, 7.15-10.00pm) Rugby Union Leinster v Cardiff Blues (kick-off 7.35pm). (BBC2 Wales, 7.30-9.30pm) Tennis The men’s singles semi-finals.

(Eurosport 1, 8.30pm-2.00am) Football Discussion on latest Premier League news. (Sky Sports Main Event, 10.00-11.00pm)

BBC 1

The Full Monty, 9pm 6.00

Breakfast (S) (W) (HD) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live (S) (W) (HD) 11.30 Nadiya’s British Food Adventure (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 12.00 Football Focus (S) (W) (HD) 12.30 Bargain Hunt (rpt) (S) (W) 1.00 BBC News, (S) Weather (W) (HD) 1.15 Athletics: Diamond League Brussels Highlights (S) (W) (HD) 2.15 Live Triathlon. The British Triathlon Mixed Relay Cup. (S) (W) (HD) 4.30 Flog It! (rpt) (S) (W) 5.10 Celebrity Mastermind (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 5.40 Wallace & Gromit: The Wrong Trousers. Nick Park’s Oscar-winning animation. (rpt) (S) (W) (HD)

6.10 BBC NEWS Latest headlines. (S) (W) (HD) 6.20 LOCAL NEWS, (S) WEATHER Bulletin. (W) 6.25 LEN GOODMAN’S PARTNERS IN RHYME (3/6) Michelle Ackerley, Russell Kane, Russell Grant and Roxanne Pallett try to help contestants Brun and Isabella make it through Len’s poetrybased challenges in a bid to claim a place in the final round, where they could win a holiday. (S) 7.00 POINTLESS CELEBRITIES (2/8) Simon Day, Paul Chowdhry, Emily Atack, Ian Lavender, Kerry Godliman, Graeme Garden, Steve Pemberton and Bob Mortimer take part in a special edition of the quiz. Hosted by Alexander Armstrong. (rpt) 7.50 CASUALTY (3/44) Ethan anxiously awaits the result of the coroner’s report into Scott Ellisson’s death and Iain faces the wrath of Lily’s Aunt Ling when he accompanies her to a family wedding. (S) FULL MONTY (1997) 9.00 FILM THE Six unemployed men from Sheffield decide the only way to earn some money is to become a strip act – for one night only. Comedy, with Robert Carlyle and Tom Wilkinson. (S) (W) 10.25 BBC NEWS, (S) WEATHER (W) (HD) Followed by National Lottery Update. (S) (W) 10.45 MRS BROWN’S BOYS (6/6) Newlyweds Dermot and Maria argue over whether they should buy their own home, while Grandad hopes to witness his own funeral. (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 11.15 LIVE AT THE APOLLO (3/6) Frankie Boyle hosts an evening of stand-up, treating the audience to his own brand of humour before handing over to Simon Evans and Aisling Bea. (rpt) 11.45 PEOPLE JUST DO NOTHING (3/6) Kurupt FM’s rivalry with Kold FM intensifies. (S) (W) Followed by Weather For The Week Ahead. (S) 12.20 BBC News. National and international news. (S) (W)

BBC 2

Whitney: Can I Be Me, 9pm 6.45

The NFL Show (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 7.15 FILM: Valley Of Eagles (1951) Thriller, starring Jack Warner. (S) (HD) 8.35 FILM: Mrs Miniver (1942) Second World War drama, starring Greer Garson. (S) (HD) 10.45 Railways Of The Great War With Michael Portillo (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 11.15 Wanted Down Under (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 12.00 My Life On A Plate (rpt) (S) (W) 12.45 Dirk Bogarde: Talking Pictures (rpt) (S) (W) 1.25 FILM: The Password Is Courage (1962) Factbased Second World War comedy drama, starring Dirk Bogarde. (S) (W) 3.20 Mastermind (rpt) (S) (W) 3.45 University Challenge (rpt) (S) (W) 4.15 Only Connect (rpt) (S) (W) 4.45 Gardeners’ World (rpt) (S) 5.45 The Big Family Cooking Showdown (rpt) (S)

6.45 PROMS EXTRA (7/7) Katie Derham is joined by percussionist Evelyn Glennie and pianist Stephen Hough to discuss Stravinsky’s Violin Concerto. (S) 7.25 VENICE BIENNALE: BRITAIN’S NEW VOICES Documentary following a group of British artists as they prepare an exhibition of their work in a Venice Palazzo during the prestigious Italian arts festival. (S) (W) (HD) 8.00 IOLO’S GREAT WELSH PARKS Iolo Williams visits Dare Valley Country Park near Aberdare, which was the first country park in Wales and up until the 1960s was the site of 19 coal mines. Last in the series. (S) (W) (HD) 8.30 DAD’S ARMY (6/14) Wilson struggles to get the platoon out of the pub and on parade, leaving Mainwaring to tackle a suspected IRA terrorist.

Comedy, starring Arthur Lowe. (rpt) (S) 9.00 WHITNEY: CAN I BE ME Director Nick Broomfield makes use of previously unused footage and live performance recordings to tell the life story of Whitney Houston, the celebrated American singer who died at the age of 48 in 2012.

Despite making millions of dollars, and achieving more consecutive number-one hits than The Beatles, Whitney’s time in the spotlight left her feeling she ‘‘wasn’t free’’ to be herself and believing she was a victim of her own success. (S) DORY (2011) A teacher at 10.40 FILM HUNKY a 1970s Welsh school persuades her students to stage a rock musical based on Shakespeare’s The Tempest. Comedy drama, with Minnie Driver and Aneurin Barnard. (S) (W) 12.25 FILM: I’m So Excited! (2013) Comedy, starring Carlos Areces. (W) (HD) 1.50 This Is BBC Two (S) (W) (HD)

ITV

The Jonathan Ross Show, 9.30pm 6.00

CITV: Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids (rpt) (SL) 6.10 Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids (rpt) (SL) 6.20 Sooty (rpt) (SL) (W) 6.30 Signed Stories: Share A Story (rpt) (SL) (W) 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures (rpt) (SL) (W) 6.45 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures (rpt) (SL) (W) 7.00 Oddbods (rpt) (W) 7.05 Oddbods (rpt) (W) 7.15 Super 4 (rpt) (W) 7.30 Ninjago: Rebooted (rpt) (W) 8.00 Thunderbirds Are Go (rpt) (W) 8.25 Weekend (W) 9.25 ITV News (W) 9.30 Saturday Morning With James Martin (W) 11.25 The Hungry Sailors (rpt) (W) 12.20 ITV News, Weather (W) 12.30 Tipping Point (rpt) (W) 1.30 Midsomer Murders (rpt) (W) 3.30 FILM: Mamma Mia! (2008) Musical comedy, starring Meryl Streep.

5.30 Local News, Weather 5.45 ITV News, Weather

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made up of family members against some of the finest quiz brains in the country. (W) (HD) NEW CANNONBALL (1/8) Andrew Flintoff SERIES hosts the action-packed gameshow, in which 24 contestants tackle water-based obstacle course challenges in the hope of claiming the shows ‘‘priceless’’ Cannonball Cup. (W) (HD) NEW THE X FACTOR Dermot O’Leary SERIES returns with the long-running talent contest. As ever, would-be pop icons from all walks of life seek a moment in the spotlight as the auditions begin, but it remains to be seen whether the contestant who will ultimately replace last year’s winner, Matt Terry, will be among the first acts to present themselves to the panel. Louis Walsh, Nicole Scherzinger and Sharon Osbourne all return to take their places at the judges’ desk, alongside X Factor supremo Simon Cowell. (W) NEW THE JONATHAN ROSS SHOW SERIES (1/12) The chat show returns, as Jonathan interviews singer-turned-actor Harry Styles, actress Suranne Jones, retired track runner Mo Farah and comedian John Bishop. (W) (HD) ITV NEWS, WEATHER Latest headlines. (W) ANOTHER DAY (2002) James FILM DIE Bond’s pursuit of a Korean terrorist leads to a British billionaire who has constructed a devastating orbital weapon. Spy adventure, starring Pierce Brosnan and Halle Berry. (W) Jackpot247. Live interactive gaming. (W) 3.00 The Hungry Sailors (rpt) (W) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen (W)

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REGIONAL VARIATIONS BBC2 SCOTLAND As BBC2 except: 3.45 Only Connect.

Quiz show, hosted by Victoria Coren Mitchell. 4.15 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 5.15-5.45 The Beechgrove Garden BBC2 NORTHERN IRELAND As BBC2 except: 3.45 The Big Family Cooking Showdown 4.45 Sporting Traditions 5.00 Final Score from Northern Ireland 5.15 Gardeners’ World 6.15-6.45 Only Connect. Quiz show, hosted by Victoria Coren Mitchell.

ITV MERIDIAN As ITV except: 12.29-12.30 Local Weather 5.30-5.45 Local News. Headlines. 10.44-10.45 Local Weather ITV CENTRAL As ITV except: 12.29-12.30 Local Weather 5.30-5.45 Local News. Headlines. 10.44-10.45 Local Weather

ITV WESTCOUNTRY As ITV except: 12.29-12.30 Local Weather 5.30-5.45 Local News 10.44-10.45 Local Weather ITV ANGLIA As ITV except: 12.29-12.30 Local Weather. Latest forecast. 5.30-5.45 Local News 10.44-10.45 Local Weather ITV YORKSHIRE As ITV except: 12.29-12.30 Local Weather 5.30-5.45 Local News. Headlines. 10.44-10.45 Local Weather ITV TYNE TEES As ITV except: 12.29-12.30 Local Weather 5.30-5.45 Local News. Headlines. 10.44-10.45 Local Weather ITV GRANADA As ITV except: 12.29-12.30 Local Weather 5.30-5.45 Local News. Headlines. 10.44-10.45 Local Weather ITV BORDER As ITV except: 12.29-12.30 Local Weather. Latest forecast. 5.30-5.45 Local News 10.44-10.45 Local Weather

ITV WEST As ITV except: 12.29-12.30 Local Weather. Latest forecast. 5.30-5.45 Local News 10.44-10.45 Local Weather ITV WALES As ITV WEST except: 12.29-12.30 Local Weather 5.30-5.45 Local News. Headlines. 10.44-10.45 Local Weather S4C 6.00 Cyw. Entertainment and fun for children. 8.00 Stwnsh Sadwrn 10.00 Y Cosmos 11.00 Byd o Liw: Arlunwyr 11.30 Mamwlad gyda Ffion Hague 12.00 Gwyllt ar Grwydr 12.30 Gwyllt ar Grwydr 1.00 Ffermio. Country and farming magazine programme. 1.30 100 Lle 2.00 Dudley: Pryd o Sêr 3.00 Clwb Rygbi 5.30 Bywyd y Fet 6.00 Gwesty Parc y Stradey 6.30 Gwesty Parc y Stradey 7.00 Newyddion a Chwaraeon 7.15 Sgorio 10.00 Dim Byd 10.30 Gwerthu Allan 11.00-11.35 Ffasiwn Bildar

CHANNEL 4

A Good Day To Die Hard, 9pm 6.15

Motor Sport: Caterham (HD) 6.40 Para Triathlon: Superhero Tri (rpt) (HD) 7.40 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 8.05 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 8.30 Frasier (rpt) 9.00 Frasier (rpt) 9.30 The Big Bang Theory (rpt) (HD) 9.55 The Big Bang Theory (rpt) (HD) 10.20 The Big Bang Theory (rpt) (HD) 10.50 The Simpsons (rpt) 11.20 The Simpsons (rpt) 11.50 The Simpsons (rpt) 12.20 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (rpt) 1.20 Four In A Bed (rpt) (HD) 1.50 Four In A Bed (rpt) (HD) 2.20 Four In A Bed (rpt) (HD) 2.55 Four In A Bed (rpt) (HD) 3.25 Four In A Bed (rpt) (HD) 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun (rpt) (HD) 5.00 Channel 4 News (HD) 5.30 Formula 1: Italian Grand Prix Qualifying Highlights

7.00 ROME’S SUNKEN SECRETS Documentary exploring the underwater ruins of Baiae, an ancient Roman city located in the modern-day Bay of Naples, which in its time was an exclusive retreat for the wealthiest and most influential of the empire’s citizens. A team of historians and volcanologists examine the relics that have been uncovered from the city and investigate the reasons why it sank. Baiae was located in a volcanic landscape, which provided a supply of hot water and steaming sulphur baths – but also led to the city’s destruction. (rpt) (HD) 8.00 GREAT CANAL JOURNEYS: INDIA (1/2) The first of two programmes in which Timothy West and Prunella Scales explore India, starting in the palm-fringed lakes and rivers of Kerala, where Pru learns a traditional dance. (rpt) (HD) GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD (2013) 9.00 FILM A John McClane goes to Russia having received word that his estranged son Jack is in trouble with the law. He is surprised to discover Jack is secretly a CIA agent, and father and son join forces to take on the Russian Mob, who are engaged in a plot to steal nuclear weapons. Action adventure sequel, starring Bruce Willis. (W) (HD) 2 (2003) The X-Men are forced 10.50 FILM X-MEN into an uneasy alliance with arch-enemy Magneto to battle a common foe. Superhero adventure sequel, starring Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian McKellen. (W) (HD) 1.10

Hollyoaks. Omnibus. (SL) (HD) 3.15 Location, Location, Location. With Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer. (rpt) (HD) 4.10 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb (HD) 5.05 Double Your House For Half The Money (rpt)

CHANNEL 5

SATURDAY 2 SEPTEMBER 2017

Football On 5: Goal Rush, 11.30pm 6.00

Milkshake! Poppy Cat (rpt) (HD) 6.10 Little Princess (rpt) 6.25 The Mr Men Show (rpt) 6.35 Milkshake!

Monkey (rpt) (HD) 6.40 Milkshake! Bopping About (rpt) (HD) 6.45 Simon (rpt) (HD) 6.50 Peppa Pig (rpt) 6.55 Wissper (rpt) (HD) 7.05 Paw Patrol (rpt) (HD) 7.15 Bob The Builder (rpt) (HD) 7.30 Fireman Sam (rpt) (HD) 7.40 Olly The Little White Van (rpt) (HD) 7.45 Olly The Little White Van (rpt) (HD) 7.50 Paw Patrol (rpt) (HD) 8.10 Blaze And The Monster Machines (rpt) (HD) 8.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective (rpt) (HD) 8.55 Floogals (rpt) (HD) 9.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom (rpt) 9.25 Shimmer And Shine (HD) 9.40 Digby Dragon (rpt) (HD) 9.55 Peppa Pig (rpt) 10.00 Peppa Pig (rpt) 10.10 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (rpt) (HD) 10.45 Dogs Make You Laugh Out Loud 2 (rpt) 11.05 Police Interceptors: Deadly Pursuits (rpt) 12.00 Police Interceptors: The Fatal Four (rpt) 1.00 Police Interceptors (rpt) 2.00 Police Interceptors (rpt) 3.00 Police Interceptors (rpt) 4.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door (rpt) 5.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door (rpt)

6.00 CAN’T PAY? WE’LL TAKE IT AWAY (15/32) In Coventry, the sheriffs chase £10,000 owed by a publican to a contractor, while agents in central London try to recover almost £8,000 owed to a firm of accountants. (rpt) (HD) 6.55 CAN’T PAY? WE’LL TAKE IT AWAY (4/25) Paul and Ben face a challenging eviction in London, where a vulnerable tenant in rent arrears has barricaded her front door, while Brian and Del chase a debt of nearly £2,000. (rpt) (HD) 7.55 5 NEWS WEEKEND The day’s headlines. (HD) 8.00 SUPERNATURAL NAZIS Hitler’s belief in black magic and psychic abilities, which he used to influence the course of the war. (W) (HD) 9.00 SUPER SCARY PLANE LANDINGS Caribbean islands that are home to some of the world’s most difficult runways. (rpt) (HD) 10.00 THE SECRET LIFE OF THE LONG-HAUL FLIGHT Looking at the double-decker Airbus A380’s flight from London to Sydney. (rpt) (HD) 11.30 FOOTBALL ON 5: GOAL RUSH Colin Murray introduces all the goals from the weekend’s games in League One and Two, including Doncaster Rovers v Peterborough United. (HD) 12.15 SuperCasino (HD) 3.10 Eve Of Destruction (W) 4.45 Access (rpt) 4.50 Divine Designs (rpt) (SL) 5.20 Nick’s Quest (rpt) (SL) 5.45 Chinese Food In Minutes (rpt) (SL)

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6.00am Teleshopping 8.00 Access 8.05 Gilmore Girls 8.50 Gilmore Girls 10.40 Baby Ballroom 12.40pm Film: 13 Going on 30 (2004) (12) Romantic comedy, starring Jennifer Garner and Mark Ruffalo. 2.35 Film: Three Men and a Little Lady (1990) (PG) Comedy sequel, starring Tom Selleck. 4.45 Film: Footloose (1984) (15) Drama, starring Kevin Bacon. 7.00 Film: 2012 (2009) (12) Disaster movie, starring John Cusack. 10.05 Film: Dark Skies (2013) (15) Sci-fi horror, starring Josh Hamilton.

12.00midnight Get Your Tatts Out: Kavos Ink

6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Access 9.10 Catch a Contractor 9.35 Film: Damaged (2014) Thriller. 11.20 Film: Three Bedrooms, One Corpse: Teagarden Mystery (2016) (PG) Drama. 1.00pm Film: Columbo: Last Salute to the Commodore (1976) (12) Crime drama, with Peter Falk. 3.00 NCIS 4.00 NCIS 5.00 NCIS 6.00 NCIS 7.00 NCIS 8.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 9.00 NCIS: New Orleans 10.00 NCIS: New Orleans 10.55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 11.55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 12.55am Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

CRITIC’S CHOICE

BY MIKE WARD

SATURDAY MORNING WITH JAMES MARTIN

9.30am, ITV + + + + A mere 18 months after quitting BBC1’s Saturday Kitchen, wanting his lie-ins back, James Martin returns with something not entirely different for ITV – for which he has to be up even earlier. Mind you, they’re letting him do it from his own house.

THE X FACTOR

8pm, ITV + + + No personnel changes this year, but look out for a few format tweaks. Oh, and Simon is now encouraging people to sing their own songs, so that could be quite refreshing. Or possibly quite cringeworthy. See page 9.

GAME4GRENFELL

2pm, Sky1, Pick + + + + QPR’s Loftus Road hosts a celebrity football match to raise money for those affected by the recent tragedy at nearby Grenfell Tower.

CANNONBALL

7pm, ITV + + + + Freddie Flintoff hosts this new water-based gameshow. Poolside commentators include Frankie Bridge from The Saturdays.

£123M WON SO FAR Still only

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SATURDAY 2 SEPTEMBER 2017

FILM GUIDE

The Back-up Plan 8pm, Sky Cinema Drama/HD SKY CINEMA PREMIERE

Sky 301 Virgin 431

6.00am Kill the King (2016) 15 Crime drama, starring Emily Browning. 7.40 Blinky Bill (2015) PG Animated adventure, with the voice of Billy Birmingham. 9.15 Trolls (2016) U 10.50 The Dragon Spell (2016) U Premiere. 12.20pm Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016) 12 Harry Potter prequel, starring Eddie Redmayne. 2.40 Allied (2016) 15 Wartime thriller, starring Brad Pitt. 4.50 Trolls (2016) U Animation, with the voices of Anna Kendrick and Justin Timberlake. 6.25 The Dragon Spell (2016) U Premiere. Animated fantasy, featuring the voice of Viktor Andrienko. 8.00 Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016) 12 Harry Potter prequel, starring Eddie Redmayne. 10.15 Ouija: Origin Of Evil (2016) 15 Supernatural horror prequel, starring Elizabeth Reaser. 12.00midnight Daylight’s End (2016) 15 Horror. 2.00 Allied (2016) 15 Wartime thriller. 4.20 Blinky Bill (2015) PG SKY CINEMA COMEDY Sky 308 Virgin 438 6.00am Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) PG 7.50 The Top Ten Show 2017 8.10 Couples Retreat (2009) 15 With Vince Vaughn. 10.10 Dumb and Dumber (1994) 12 With Jim Carrey.

12.05pm Bridget Jones’s Baby (2016) 15 2.15 Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) 15 With John Cusack. 4.05 Brewster’s Millions (1985) PG With Richard Pryor. 6.00 Barbershop: A Fresh Cut (2016) 12 With Ice Cube. 8.00 Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) 15 With John Cusack.

9.45 Bridget Jones’s Baby (2016) 15 With Renee Zellweger. 12.00midnight Couples Retreat (2009) 15 With Vince Vaughn. 2.00 National Lampoon’s Animal House (1978) 15 With John Belushi. 3.55 Big Daddy (1999) 12 With Adam Sandler. 5.30 Ghostbusters: Special SKY CINEMA ACTION Sky 307 Virgin 437 6.20am The Karate Kid (1984) PG 8.35 The Karate Kid Part II (1986) PG With Ralph Macchio. 10.35 Tora! Tora! Tora! (1970) U 1.00pm The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957) PG With Alec Guinness. 3.50 Pearl Harbor (2001) 12 With Ben Affleck. 7.00 The Legend Of Tarzan (2016) 12 With Alexander Skarsgard.

9.00 2012 (2009) 12 With John Cusack. 11.45 Sudden Death (1995) 18 With Jean-Claude Van Damme. 1.45am Bloodsport (1988) 18 With Jean-Claude Van Damme. 3.25 Swelter (2014) 15 With Jean-Claude Van Damme.

5.10 The Karate Kid Part II (1986) PG Sky 306 Virgin 436 SKY CINEMA FAMILY 6.00am The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep (2007) PG Children’s fantasy adventure,

starring Alex Etel. 8.00 Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: Special 8.30 Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (2009) U Animated comedy, with the voice of Bill Hader. 10.10 Snoopy and Charlie Brown: The Peanuts Movie (2015) U Animated comedy. 11.45 Goosebumps (2015) PG Fantasy adventure, starring Jack Black. 1.35pm Space Jam (1996) U Live action and animated comedy. 3.05 Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (2009) U Animated comedy, with the voice of Bill Hader. 4.40 Snoopy and Charlie Brown: The Peanuts Movie (2015) U Animated comedy.

6.15 Goosebumps (2015) PG Fantasy adventure, starring Jack Black. 8.00 Space Jam (1996) U Live action and animated comedy, with Michael Jordan. 9.40 The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep (2007) PG Children’s fantasy adventure, starring Alex Etel. 11.40 Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) U Animal adventure, with the voice of Michael J Fox. 1.15am Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco (1996) U Animal adventure sequel, with the voice of Michael J Fox. 2.55 Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 (2011) U Comedy, starring Marcus Coloma. 4.30 FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992) U Animated adventure.

SKY CINEMA DRAMA Sky 310 Virgin 440 6.50am The Top Ten Show 2017 7.10 Runaway Bride (1999) PG 9.15 50 First Dates (2004) 12 With Adam Sandler. 11.00 Pretty in Pink (1986) 15 With Molly Ringwald. 12.45pm The Back-up Plan (2010) 12 With Jennifer Lopez. 2.40 The Top Ten Show 2017 3.00 The Sound of Music (1965) U With Julie Andrews.

6.00 The Man Who Knew Infinity (2015) 12 With Jeremy Irons. 8.00 The Back-up Plan (2010) 12 With Jennifer Lopez. 10.00 Miracles From Heaven (2016) 12 With Jennifer Garner.

12.00midnight 100 Streets (2016) 15 With Idris Elba. 1.40 Me and Earl and the Dying Girl (2015) 12 With Thomas Mann. 3.30 The Bible (1966) U With Richard Harris.

SKY CINEMA STAR WARS Sky 304 Virgin 434 6.00am Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope (1977) U 8.20 Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980) U 10.30 Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi (1983) U 12.45pm Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens (2015) 12 3.05 Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) 12 5.35 Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope (1977) U 7.45 Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980) U 10.00 Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi (1983) U 12.30am Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force

Awakens (2015) 12 2.50 Star Wars: The Legacy Revealed – Extended Edition 5.00 The Science of Star Wars (3/3) Sky 317 Virgin 415 TCM 6.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors (77/91) 6.40 Kung Fu (10/23) 7.45 Kung Fu (11/23) 8.50 Sherlock Holmes and the Voice of Terror (1942) U Mystery thriller, starring Basil Rathbone. 10.05 The Naked Spur (1953) PG Western, starring James Stewart. 11.50 Stars in My Crown (1950) PG Western drama, starring Joel McCrea. 1.30pm Fort Vengeance (1953) PG Western, starring James Craig. 3.00 No Name on the Bullet (1959) U Western, starring Audie Murphy. 4.35 Empire of the Sun (1987) PG Second World War drama, starring Christian Bale. 7.35 Return of the Frontiersman (1950) PG Western, starring Gordon MacRae. 9.00 Paycheck (2003) 12 Thriller, starring Ben Affleck.

11.20 Red Rock West (1993) 15 Thriller, starring Nicolas Cage. 1.15am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura (7/7) 2.10 Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura (1/8) 3.00 Hollywood’s Best Film Directors Sky 315 Freeview 15 Virgin 428 FILM4 11.00am Baggage Claim (2013) 12 Romantic comedy. 1.00pm The Book of Life (2014) U Animated adventure, with the voice of Diego Luna. 2.50 Carry On Constable (1960) U Comedy, starring Sid James. 4.30 Fantastic Four (2005) PG Sci-fi comic-book adventure. 6.35 Mrs Doubtfire (1993) 12 Comedy, with Robin Williams. 9.00 Prisoners (2013) 15 Thriller, starring Hugh Jackman. 12.05am Solomon Kane (2010) 15 Period fantasy thriller, starring James Purefoy. 2.10 The Evil Dead (1982) 18 Horror.

SKY CINEMA DISNEY Sky 305 Virgin 435 7.05am Lilo & Stitch (2002) U 8.35 The Lion King (1994) U Animated musical, with the voice of Matthew Broderick. 10.10 Brave (2012) PG Animated fantasy. 11.50 Moana (2016) PG 1.45pm Bambi (1942) U Animated drama, with the voice of Bobby Stewart. 3.00 Beauty and the Beast (1991) U 4.30 The Lion King (1994) U Animated musical, with the voice of Matthew Broderick. 6.05 Moana (2016) PG Animation, with the voice of Dwayne Johnson.

8.00 Brave (2012) PG 9.40 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006) 12 Swashbuckling adventure sequel, starring Johnny Depp. 12.15am The Watcher in the Woods (1980) PG Thriller, starring Bette Davis.

1.45 In Search of the Castaways (1962) U Children’s adventure. 3.30 The Shaggy DA (1976) U Comedy sequel. 5.10 Bambi (1942) U

SATELLITE, CABLE & DIGITAL Sky 106 Virgin 110 SKY 1 6.00am Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 7.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 8.00 The F1 Show 8.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 9.00 Football’s Funniest Moments 9.30 Premier League Preview 10.00 Soccer AM 11.30 What’s Up TV 12.00noon The Dog Whisperer 2.00 Game4Grenfell. Coverage of the charity football match from QPR’s Loftus Road. 5.30 Football’s Funniest Moments 6.30 Flying Monsters With David Attenborough 8.00 Carpool Karaoke Special. With Katy Perry and Jennifer Lopez. 9.00 A League Of Their Own US Road Trip. Jamie Redknapp, Jack Whitehall and Andrew Flintoff compete in challenges across America. 10.00 Film: Snakes On A Plane (2006) (15) Thriller, starring Samuel L Jackson. 12.00midnight A League Of Their Own 1.00 Ross Kemp On Gangs 3.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder 4.00 Stargate Atlantis Sky 108 SKY ATLANTIC 6.00am The British 7.00 The Guest Wing 9.00 Human Made Stories 9.10 Storm City 10.10 Human Made Stories 10.20 Fish Town 11.20 Becoming Warren Buffett 1.05pm House 4.00 Without A Trace 7.00 Without A Trace. An investigation leads back to a previous case. 8.00 Without A Trace. Danny’s brother goes missing. 9.00 Game Of Thrones. Arya returns home. 10.00 Game Of Thrones.

Daenerys makes an offer to the Lords of Westeros. 11.10 Game Of Thrones 12.30am Ballers 1.05 Real Time With Bill Maher 2.15 Twin Peaks: The Return 3.25 Looking 4.00 Storm City Sky 109 Virgin 125 W 6.00am Countryside 999 7.00 The Bill 11.00 EastEnders 1.30pm Celebrity Tipping Point 3.30 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars 5.30 My Family Christmas Special 6.50 Film: Yes Man (2008) (12) A downtrodden man has his life transformed when he decides to say yes to every opportunity.

Comedy based on the book by Danny Wallace, starring Jim Carrey and Zooey Deschanel. 9.00 Film: Kill Bill: Vol 2 (2004) (18) Assassin the Bride continues her quest to exact revenge on those who tried to kill her on her wedding day. Thriller sequel, starring Uma Thurman, David Carradine and Daryl Hannah. 11.40 Louis Theroux: Behind Bars 12.40am Life And Death Row 1.40 Grimm 2.30 Judge Faith 3.00 Home Shopping Sky 156 Virgin 208 LIFETIME 6.00am Teleshopping. Home retail. 7.00 Judge Judy 11.00 Hardcore Pawn 2.00pm Zombie House Flipping 3.00 Property Brothers 7.00 Flipping Vegas 8.00 Masters Of Flip 9.00 My Haunted House 10.00 The Ghost Inside My Child 11.00 My Ghost Story 12.00midnight My Haunted House 1.00 The Ghost Inside My Child 2.00 My Ghost Story 3.00 Hardcore Pawn 4.00 Teleshopping 4.30 Teleshopping. Home retail.

Sky 529 Virgin 270 HISTORY 6.00am Pawn Stars 7.10 Storage Wars 10.00 Forged In Fire 12.00noon Counting Cars 2.00 American Pickers 5.00 Pawn Stars 6.00 Cars That Made America 8.00 American Pickers 9.00 The Killing Season 11.00 American Ripper In London 12.00midnight Homicide Hunter 5.00 Pawn Stars COMEDY CENTRAL Sky 112 Virgin 132 8.00am 8 Simple Rules 9.00 The Middle 11.00 Impractical Jokers 1.00pm Friends 6.00 Film: The Addams Family (1991) (PG) Black comedy, starring Anjelica Huston. 8.00 Impractical Jokers 8.30 Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes 9.00 Michael McIntyre’s Showtime 10.00 Live At The Apollo 11.00 Film: Pineapple Express (2008) (15) Action comedy, starring Seth Rogen and James Franco.

1.00am Impractical Jokers 2.00 South Park 3.25 Bob’s Burgers 4.15 The Middle 5.00 Teleshopping Sky 107 Virgin 112 SKY LIVING 6.00am House Hunters International 6.30 Cooks To Market 6.45 My Kitchen Rules: Australia 1.00pm Nothing To Declare 4.00 Stop, Search, Seize 5.00 Cold Case 9.00 Criminal Minds 1.50am Nashville 2.40 Cold Case 4.45 Nothing To Declare 5.10 UK Border Force Sky 110 Virgin 124 GOLD 7.00am Goodnight Sweetheart 8.05 Lucky Feller 8.35 The Piglet Files 9.10 A Sharp Intake Of Breath 9.50 Butterflies 10.30 Only Fools And Horses 12.35 Goodnight Sweetheart 1.45 Butterflies 2.30 Big School 3.30 Inside No 9

FREEVIEW BBC FOUR

Sky 116 Freeview 9 Virgin 107

7.00pm The Brain With David Eagleman 8.00 Fossil Wonderlands: Nature’s Hidden Treasures.

Last in the series. 9.00 Inspector Montalbano 11.00 Top Of The Pops: 1984 12.10am The Everly Brothers: Harmonies From Heaven 1.10 Metal At The BBC 1.40 Fabric Of Britain: The Wonder Of Embroidery 2.40 Fossil Wonderlands: Nature’s Hidden Treasures Sky 118 Freeview 6 Virgin 115 ITV2 6.00am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 6.25 Emmerdale 9.00 Coronation Street 10.35 Catchphrase 11.20 Harry Hill’s Alien Fun Capsule 11.50 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 12.15pm You’ve Been Framed Gold! Funniest 100 1.20 Film: Space Chimps (2008) (U) Animated sci-fi comedy, with the voice of Andy Samberg. 3.00 Film: Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009) (PG) Comedy, starring Kevin James. 4.50 Film: Despicable Me (2010) (U) Animated comedy, with the voice of Steve Carell. 6.55 Film: Pacific Rim (2013) (12) Sci-fi adventure, starring Charlie Hunnam. 9.30 Film: The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005) (15) Comedy, starring Steve Carell. 11.50 Family Guy 1.15am American Dad! 2.10 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show 3.00 Teleshopping Sky 119 Freeview 10 Virgin 117 ITV3 6.00am Murder, She Wrote 7.45 Film: Carry On Girls (1973) (PG) Comedy, starring Sid James.

9.35 Film: Are You Being Served? (1977) (PG) Comedy based on the TV series, starring John Inman. 11.30 Jane Eyre 1.45pm The Darling Buds Of May 3.00 Film: The Queen (2006) (12) Oscar-winning biographical drama, starring Helen Mirren. 5.05 Lewis 9.00 Foyle’s War 11.05 Law & Order: UK 1.05am The Knock Sky 120 Freeview 24 Virgin 118 ITV4 6.00am The Saint 6.55 The Professionals 7.55 Motorsport UK 8.55 BRDC Formula 3 Championship Highlights 10.00 ITV Racing: The Opening Show 11.00 Cycling: Vuelta A Espana 12.00noon British Touring Car Championship Highlights 1.30 ITV Racing: Live From Sandown 4.00 Film: Every Which Way But Loose (1978) (12) Action comedy, starring Clint Eastwood.

6.15 Storage Wars 7.10 Barcelona’s European Glory 7.25 World Cup 2018 Qualifier. Spain v Italy (Kick-off 7.45pm). 10.00 Cycling: Vuelta A Espana 11.00 World Cup Highlights 2018 12.30am Film: Senna (2010) (12) Documentary about Formula One driver Ayrton Senna.

2.40 ITV4 Nightscreen 3.00 Teleshopping Sky 149 Freeview 26 Virgin 119 ITVBE 6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Newlyweds: The First Year 10.00 Vanderpump Rules 11.00 The Real Housewives Of New York City 12.00noon Cake Hunters 12.30 Kandi’s Wedding 2.00 Buying And Selling 5.00 Dinner Date 7.00 Dinner Date 8.00 Dinner Date 9.00 Atlanta Plastic 10.00 The Real Housewives Of New York City 11.00 Bridezillas 12.00midnight The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 12.55 Teleshopping Sky 136 Freeview 28 Virgin 144 E4 6.00am The Goldbergs 6.25 Couples Come Dine With Me 8.15 Coach Trip: Road To Zante 10.55 Made In Chelsea: Ibiza 11.55 Film: Muppet Treasure Island (1996) (U) 1.55pm Streetmate 3.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 4.00 The Great British Bake Off 5.15 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice 6.05 The Big Bang Theory 7.05 The Big Bang Theory 7.30 The Big Bang Theory 8.00 Film: GI Joe: Retaliation (2013) (12) Action adventure sequel, starring Dwayne Johnson. 10.05 Naked Attraction 11.10 Gogglebox 1.30am Tattoo Fixers 2.20 Rude Tube 3.25 Naked Attraction 4.20 Rude(ish) Tube Sky 138 Freeview 14 Virgin 147 MORE4 8.55am Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 9.30 Coast Vs Country 10.30 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 1.40pm A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 2.40 Come Dine With Me 5.20 Four In A Bed 7.30 Four In A Bed 8.00 Cleopatra’s Lost Tomb. The discovery of what may prove to be the tomb of Egypt’s last queen. 9.00 Cruel And Unusual 11.10 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 2.15 Cleopatra’s Lost Tomb 3.15 8 Out Of 10 Cats Uncut Sky 614 Freeview 202 Virgin 702 CBEEBIES 6.00am Get Set Go: Mr Bloom: Here And There 6.10 Big Barn Farm 6.25 Buzz And Tell 6.30 Dinopaws 6.45 Twirlywoos 7.00 Teletubbies

7.15 Postman Pat 7.30 Bing 7.40 Hey Duggee 7.45 Octonauts Special: The Amazon Adventure 8.10 Peter Rabbit 8.20 Andy’s Prehistoric Adventures 8.35 Kazoops 8.45 Do You Know?

9.00 Discover And Do: Something Special: We’re All Friends 9.20 Hey Duggee 9.30 The Let’s Go Club Mini 9.35 Go Jetters 9.45 Swashbuckle Songs 9.50 Apple Tree House 10.05 Jamillah And Aladdin 10.15 Swashbuckle Songs 10.20 Little Roy 10.35 Swashbuckle 11.00 Our Family 11.15 Andy’s Baby Animals 11.25 Messy Goes To Okido 11.35 Rastamouse 11.45 Everything’s Rosie 12.00noon I Can Cook With You 12.15 Magic Hands 12.25 Grandpa In My Pocket 12.40 Old Jack’s Boat: Rockpool Tales 1.00 Charlie And Lola 1.10 Tinga Tinga Tales 1.20 Let’s Play 1.40 Nina And The Neurons: Get Building 2.00 Something Special: We’re All Friends 2.20 Hey Duggee 2.25 Go Jetters 2.40 Apple Tree House 2.55 Jamillah And Aladdin 3.10 Little Roy 3.25 Big Fun Time: Swashbuckle 3.50 Our Family 4.05 Andy’s Baby Animals 4.15 The Furchester Hotel 4.25 Swashbuckle: Message In A Bottle 4.30 Footy Pups 4.45 Tree Fu Tom 5.05 Gigglebiz 5.20 My Pet And Me 5.35 Katie Morag 5.50 Melody 6.00 CBeebies Bedtime Hour: Charlie And Lola 6.10 64 Zoo Lane 6.20 In The Night Garden, Tee And Mo Song Time 6.50 CBeebies Bedtime Stories Sky 663 Freeview 85 HOCHANDA 7.00am No Count Cross Stitch 8.00 Tonics Best of the Best 9.00 A Heartfelt One Day Special 10.00 Diamond Dotz Facet Art Kits 11.00 Tonic 3D Christmas 12noon No Count Cross Stitch 1.00 A Heartfelt One Day Special 2.00 Diamond Dotz Facet Art Kits 3.00 Chameleon Weekend WOW 4.00 Tonic 3D Christmas 5.00 A Heartfelt One Day Special 6.00 Crafters Companion One Day Special 7.00 Chameleon Weekend WOW 8.00 Crafters Companion One Day Special Sky 537 Freeview 19 Virgin 245 YESTERDAY

6.00am Pointless 7.10 The Birth Of Empire: The East India Company 9.00 The Life Of Mammals 11.00 Great Barrier Reef With David Attenborough 12.00noon Impossible Engineering 3.00 A Very British Murder With Lucy Worsley 6.00 Graham Hill – Driven 7.00 Deadliest Crash: Disaster At Le Mans 8.00 Disco At The BBC 9.20 Sings Bee Gees 10.00 Why Planes Crash 11.00 CIA Declassified 12.00midnight Disco At The BBC 1.20 Sings Bee Gees 2.00 Why Planes Crash Sky 111 Freeview 12 Virgin 127 DAVE 7.10am Dara O Briain’s Go 8 Bit 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 Brojects 10.00 Sin City Motors 12.00noon Top Gear 1.00 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 2.00 Traffic Cops 3.00 Gavin & Stacey 5.40 Would I Lie To You? 7.00 Not Going Out 9.00 Film: Swordfish (2001) (15) Crime thriller, starring John Travolta and Hugh Jackman. 11.00 Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish 12.00midnight QI XL 2.00 Would I Lie To You? 2.35 Not Going Out 3.10 Parks And Recreation Sky 158 Freeview 20 Virgin 128 DRAMA 7.30am The Last Detective 11.00 Sharpe 1.00pm When The Boat Comes In 5.00 Judge John Deed 7.00 Jonathan Creek. A man appears to have defied the laws of time. 8.00 Murdoch Mysteries. The body of a woman is recovered from a riverbank. 9.00 Shetland. Part one of two.

10.20 Shetland. Part two of two. 11.35 Waking The Dead 2.05am Sharpe 4.00 Home Shopping Sky 148 Freeview 39 Virgin 192 CBS ACTION 6.00am Teleshopping 8.30 The Key Of David 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 2.00pm Gunsmoke 4.00 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 6.10 Film: Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman: The Heart Within (2001) (PG) Frontier drama. 8.00 The High Chaparral. Victoria finds an orphaned baby. 9.00 NCIS. A scientist goes missing. 10.00 NCIS. Part one of two. The agents travel to LA to work with another NCIS team. 11.00 NCIS 1.55am Ultimate Force 4.05 Walker, Texas Ranger Sky 146 Freeview 66 Virgin 148 CBS REALITY 6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Judge Judy 5.00pm Hoarders: Family Secrets 7.00 Cold Blood. This show exposes how real investigations grow as evidence surfaces. 9.00 Unsolved Mysteries.

The murder of a millionairess. 10.00 Unsolved Mysteries. A tale of lost treasure. 11.00 Unsolved Mysteries 3.00am Teleshopping 4.00 Cops: Reloaded 5.30 Neighbours At War

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6.00am Through The Night 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 10.00 Soccer Saturday Pre-Match 10.30 Live NatWest T20 Blast Cricket 2.15pm Live NatWest T20 Blast Cricket 5.45 Masterclass: Daniel Vettori 6.15 Live NatWest T20 Blast Cricket. The final. 10.00 Boxing 12.00midnight Live MLS. Montreal Impact v Chicago Fire (Kickoff 12.00am). 2.00 Through The Night

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6.00am Premier League World 6.30 One2Eleven: Valon Behrami 6.45 One2Eleven: Johan Djourou 7.00 One2Eleven: Valon Behrami 7.15 One2Eleven: Johan Djourou 7.30 Premier League World 8.00 One2Eleven: Valon Behrami 8.15 One2Eleven: Johan Djourou 8.30 Premier League World 9.00 One2Eleven: Valon Behrami 9.15 One2Eleven: Johan Djourou 9.30 Premier League World 10.00 Soccer AM 11.30 Premier League World 12.00noon Gillette Soccer Saturday 6.00 Henry Meets Kane 6.30 Mike Ashley Speaks Direct 7.00 PL 25 Seasons 9.00 Chelsea: PL Champions 10.00 PL 25 Seasons. Look back at the best moments of 25 years of the Premier League. 12.00midnight Football Countdowns

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6.00am Cricket’s Greatest 7.00 Masterclass: Adam Gilchrist 7.30 Masterclass: Kevin Pietersen 8.00 Masterclass: Curtly Ambrose 8.30 Masterclass: Adam Gilchrist 9.00 Masterclass: Sachin V Shane 9.20 Masterclass: Virat Kohli 9.40 Masterclass: Flintoff And Key 10.00 Masterclass: Kevin Pietersen 10.30 Live NatWest T20 Blast Cricket 2.15pm Live NatWest T20 Blast Cricket 5.45 Masterclass: Daniel Vettori 6.15 Live NatWest T20 Blast Cricket. The final.

10.00 Cricket’s Greatest 10.30 Masterclass: Kumar Sangakkara 10.45 Pace In The Zone: Nasser Hussain 10.55 Masterclass: Jack Russell 11.30 Cricket’s Greatest 12.00midnight Masterclass: Adam Gilchrist 12.30 Masterclass: Kumar Sangakkara 12.45 Pace In The Zone: Nasser Hussain 12.55 Masterclass: Jack Russell 1.30 Cricket’s Greatest 3.00 Masterclass: Adam Gilchrist 3.30 Masterclass: Ben Stokes 3.45 Masterclass: Tammy Beaumont 4.00 Masterclass: Curtly Ambrose 4.30 Cricket’s Greatest

SKY SPORTS ACTION Sky 407 Virgin 517

6.00am Sky Sports Boxing Gold 6.30 New Zealand NPC Rugby Union 8.20 Rugby Greatest Games 8.30 Live New Zealand NPC Rugby.

Taranaki v Counties Manukau. 10.30 Rugby Union 11.00 World Rugby Show 11.30 NFL – Greatest Games 1.00pm New Zealand NPC Rugby Union 2.45 Live PRO14 Rugby Union 5.15 Live PRO14 Rugby Union 7.40 Live Top 14 Rugby Union 9.30 World Rugby Show 10.00 Rugby Union.

Action from a recent match. 12.30am World Rugby Show 1.05 PRO14 Rugby Union

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5.30am Inside Sailing 6.00 Cricket Classics: Aus V SA 1994 9.00 MotoGP Rewind 9.15 MotoGP Films: The Age Of 27 10.30 Premiership Rugby Union 12.00noon Total Italian Football 12.30 Sunderland V Man Utd 1984/85 1.00 Oxford United V Leeds 1984/85 1.30 Live Aviva Premiership Rugby Union 4.15 Live Aviva Premiership Rugby Union 6.45 Hero CPL Magazine 7.15 MotoGP Rewind 7.30 UEFA Champions League Magazine 8.00 International Football 9.00 Live International Football.

11.00 The Big Match Revisited 12.00midnight The Football Archives: 1972/73 12.30 CPL T20 Cricket 1.30 Live CPL T20 Cricket

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9.00am US Open Tennis 3.30pm Live US Open Tennis 6.00 Live US Open Tennis 9.00 Live US Open Tennis 12.00midnight Live US Open Tennis 2.00 Live US Open Tennis. 5.00 US Open Tennis

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8.45am Live GP3 Racing. Qualifying. 9.45 Live Formula 1. Practice session. 12.00noon Live Formula 1. Qualifying session. 2.55 Live Formula 2 Championship 4.45 Live GP3 Racing. Race one.

RADIO RADIO 1

(FM: 97.6-99.8MHz)

6.00 Dev 10.00 The Matt Edmondson Show 1.00 Alice Levine. Music and chat. 4.00 Radio 1’s Dance Anthems With Danny Howard 7.00 DJ Target 10.00 The Rap Show With Charlie Sloth 1.00 Seani B 4.00 Diplo And Friends (FM: 88-90.2MHz) RADIO 2 5.00 Huey On Saturday 6.00 Sounds Of The 60s 8.00 Saturday Breakfast With Melanie C 10.00 Alan And Mel’s Summer Escape 1.00 Pick Of The Pops 3.00 The Zoe Ball Show 6.00 Liza Tarbuck 8.00 Trevor Nelson’s Rhythm Nation.

The DJ introduces a mix of soulful tunes to tempt listeners into spending Saturday evening in. 10.00 The Craig Charles House Party 12.00 Ana Matronic’s Disco Devotion 2.00 Radio 2’s Showtunes Playlist 3.00 Radio 2 Playlist: Love Songs 4.00 Radio 2 Playlist: Easy (FM: 90.2-92.4MHz) RADIO 3 7.00 Breakfast 9.00 News 9.03 Summer Record Review 12.15 New Generation Artists 1.00 News 1.02 Saturday Classics 3.00 BBC Proms 2017 4.30 Sound Of Cinema 5.30 Jazz Record Requests 6.30 Jazz Line-Up 7.30 BBC Proms 2017 10.00 Hear And Now 12.00 Geoffrey Smith’s Jazz 1.00 Through The Night (FM: 92.4-94.6MHz, LW: 198KHz) RADIO 4 5.30 News Briefing 5.43 Prayer For The Day 5.45 IPM 6.00 News And Papers 6.07 Open Country 6.30 Farming Today This Week 6.57 Weather 7.00 Today 9.00 Saturday Live 10.30 Punt PI 11.00 The Forum 11.30 From Our Own Correspondent 12.00 News 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast 12.04 Money Box 12.30 The Museum Of Curiosity 12.57 Weather 1.00 News. Latest news headlines. 1.10 Any Questions? 2.00 Any Answers? 2.30 Drama: All That Fall 3.30 Opening Night 4.00 Weekend Woman’s Hour 5.00 Saturday PM 5.30 IPM 5.54 Shipping Forecast 5.57 Weather 6.00 Six O’Clock News 6.15 Loose Ends. Nikki Bedi hosts the show mixing conversation, comedy and music. Featuring music from Marika Hackman. 7.00 Profile. The personality and motivation of a person making the headlines.

7.15 Saturday Review. Presented by Tom Sutcliffe. 8.00 Archive on 4: I’m In Charge.

Bruce Forsyth and Paul Jackson celebrate 100 years of the London Palladium, which has played host to everyone from Ella Shields to Whoopi Goldberg, and George V to Pinky and Perky. 9.00 Drama: Reading Europe: Italy – The Story Of A New Name. Part one of a two-part adaptation of the Italian author’s novel about two lifelong friends. Lila is separated from Lena when she is forced to give up her education.

10.00 News And Weather 10.15 The Fix 11.00 Counterpoint 11.30 In Search Of Milton’s Paradise Lost 12.00 News And Weather 12.30 Short Works 12.48 Shipping Forecast 1.00 As BBC World Service 5.20 Shipping Forecast (MW: 909, 693KHz) RADIO 5 LIVE 5.00 5 Live Boxing With Costello & Bunce 5.30 Eye Of The Storm 6.00 Saturday Breakfast 9.00 The Danny Baker Show 11.00 Fighting Talk 12.00 5 Live Sport 1.00 5 Live Formula 1 2.00 5 Live Sport: Rugby Union 4.00 5 Live Sport 4.30 5 Live Sport: Rugby Union 6.30 5 Live News 7.00 5 Live Sport 7.45 International Football 2017-18 10.00 Nihal Arthanayake 12.00 5 Live In Short 1.00 Up All Night (FM: 100-102MHz) CLASSIC FM 7.00 Alan Titchmarsh 10.00 Bill Turnbull 1.00 Tim Lihoreau 3.00 Nicholas Owen 5.00 Saturday Night At The Movies 7.00 Alex James’s Date Night 10.00 Smooth Classics 1.00 Katie Breathwick 4.00 Jane Jones RADIO SCOTLAND (FM: 92.4-92.7MHz) 6.00 Bulletin 6.02 Cradle To Grave 6.30 Out Of Doors 8.00 Good Morning Scotland 10.00 Shereen 11.32 Stop The Press 12.00 Bulletin 12.05 Off The Ball 1.59 Sportsound 5.30 Bulletin 5.35 Off The Ball 7.00 Bulletin.

The latest headlines. Followed by Outdoor Conditions. Daily forecast. 7.05 Take The Floor.

Gary Innes welcomes John Carmichael and his Scottish Dance Band in Session. 9.00 Bulletin.

The latest headlines. 9.05 Pipeline. Gary West with winning performances from the Northern Meeting piping competition at the Eden Court Theatre in Inverness. 10.00 Bulletin. Latest headlines. 10.05 Billy Sloan 1.00 As Radio 5 Live

BBC 1

Toy Story 3, 5pm 6.00

Breakfast (S) (W) 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show (S) (W) (HD) 10.00 Sunday Morning Live (W) (HD) 11.00 Homes Under The Hammer (rpt) (S) (HD) 12.00 Bargain Hunt (rpt) (S) (W) 1.00 BBC News, (S) Weather (W) (HD) 1.15 Money For Nothing (rpt) (S) (W) 2.15 Escape To The Country (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 3.00 Points Of View (S) (W) (HD) 3.15 Lifeline (S) (W) (HD) 3.25 Songs Of Praise (S) (W) (HD) 4.00 Diana: The Last Princess Of Wales (S) (W) (HD) 5.00 FILM: Toy Story 3 (2010) Animated adventure, with the voices of Tom Hanks and Tim Allen. (S) (W) (HD)

6.35 BBC NEWS Latest global headlines. (W) (HD) 6.50 LOCAL NEWS, WEATHER Regional stories.

7.00 COUNTRYFILE A look at how our food is harvested, whether it is large-scale crops to stock supermarket shelves or smaller hand-picked harvests for local markets. John Craven is in Oxfordshire meeting the only distillers in the country to use an ancient strain of rye to create a new type of gin, while Margherita Taylor is in Norfolk with a farmer keen to extol the virtues of the humble British radish. (S) (W) (HD) 8.00 FAKE OR FORTUNE? (2/4) Fiona Bruce and art expert Philip Mould travel to Australia to verify whether a painting bought from an English auction site is a lost work by impressionist Tom Roberts, one of the country’s most important artists. (S) 9.00 STRIKE – THE CUCKOO’S CALLING Long-buried secrets are revealed, putting Strike and Robin in danger as they close in on Lula’s killer.

Robin receives key information from a salesgirl at the boutique Lula visited, while Strike asks Bristow about Lula’s attempts to trace her biological roots. Last in the series. (S) (W) (HD) 10.00 BBC NEWS Latest global headlines. (W) (HD) 10.20 LOCAL NEWS, (S) WEATHER (W) 10.30 NEW TRICKS (6/10) The detectives investigate why five years earlier a man disappeared during his morning run – and among their suspects is his father-in-law, who has a history of violence. (rpt) ROSY (2014) 11.30 FILM KEEPING A businesswoman takes increasingly desperate measures to make amends after she commits an uncharacteristic violent act. Thriller, starring Maxine Peake and Blake Harrison. (HD) Followed by Weather For The Week Ahead. (S) 1.00

BBC News. Latest national and international headlines.

BBC 2

Ill Behaviour, 10pm 6.00

The Instant Gardener (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 6.45 Garden Rescue (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 7.30 Gardeners’ World (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 8.30 The Beechgrove Garden (S) (W) (HD) 9.00 Countryfile (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites (S) (W) (HD) 11.30 Lorraine’s Fast, Fresh And Easy Food (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 12.00 A Cook Abroad: Rachel Khoo’s Malaysia (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 1.00 Boxing: World Amateur Championships (S) (W) 3.00 Equestrian: Burghley Horse Trials (W) (HD) 5.00 Flog It! (rpt) (S)

6.00 WILD TALES FROM THE VILLAGE Documentary following the animals that live near a remote French village, including red squirrels, wild boar and stone martens. As the wildlife struggles to survive, they take advantage of living so close to humans in their search for food. (rpt) 7.00 TRIBES, PREDATORS & ME (3/3) Gordon Buchanan travels to Papua New Guinea, where he meets a tribe on the banks of the Sepik River that has learned to live alongside crocodiles and is taught to hunt fully grown adult predators using only his bare hands. (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 8.00 DRAGONS’ DEN (3/14) Deborah Meaden, Peter Jones, Touker Suleyman, Tej Lalvani and Jenny Campbell consider the profit-making potential of a crowdfunded range of personalised luxury bags and a range of frozen curry sauces. (S) 9.00 ASTRONAUTS: DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES? (3/6) The candidates move from basic to advanced stages of selection, heading to some of the most specialised astronaut training facilities in Europe. However, they must first overcome a key astronaut selection test. (S) (W) (HD) 10.00 ILL BEHAVIOUR Joel is consumed by paranoia as he and Tess resort to locking Charlie in the basement, and accidentally destroys the last round of chemotherapy drugs, forcing him to turn to the black market. Last in the series. (S) (W) 11.00 ME IN (2010) A bullied 12-year-old FILM LET boy befriends a mysterious girl who has recently arrived in his neighbourhood, unaware she is a vampire who is behind a recent series of killings. Horror remake, starring Chloe Grace Moretz and Kodi Smit-McPhee. (S) (W) (HD) 12.45 FILM: Return From The River Kwai (1988) Second World War drama, with Chris Penn. (S) 2.25 Sign Zone: Countryfile (rpt) (S) (W) 3.20 Holby City (rpt) (SL) (S)

ITV

Tipping Point: Lucky Stars, 6pm 6.00

CITV: Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids (rpt) 6.20 Sooty (rpt) 6.30 Signed Stories: Share A Story (rpt) 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures (rpt) 7.00 Oddbods (rpt) 7.15 Super 4 (rpt) (W) 7.30 Ninjago: Rebooted (rpt) 8.00 Thunderbirds Are Go (rpt) 8.25 Weekend (W) 9.25 ITV News (W) 9.30 Judge Rinder (rpt) 10.25 Joanna Lumley’s Postcards (rpt) (HD) 10.55 James Martin’s French Adventure (rpt) 11.20 Long Lost Family (rpt) 12.20 ITV News, Weather (W) 12.30 Bear Grylls Survival School (rpt) (W) (HD) 1.00 FILM: Happy Feet (2006) Animated adventure, with the voice of Elijah Wood. (W) (HD) 3.00 The X Factor (rpt) (W) 4.30 Victoria (rpt) (HD) 5.35 Local News, Weather (W) 5.40 ITV News, Weather (W)

6.00

NEW TIPPING POINT: LUCKY STARS SERIES Ben Shephard presents a celebrity quiz,

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in which contestants Melanie C, Louis Walsh and Anton Du Beke answer questions to win turns on an arcade-style machine, hoping to win the £20,000 prize for their selected charity. (W) (HD) CORONATION STREET Phelan makes a grave decision about Andy’s fate, Rana and Kate’s night out ends in upset, while Todd leaves Summer and Amy to their own devices. (W) (HD) THE X FACTOR Dermot O’Leary presents the second stage of the auditions phase. Louis Walsh, Nicole Scherzinger, Sharon Osbourne and Simon Cowell all take their places at the judges’ desk, to assess the potential star-power of another selection of auditionees. (W) (HD) VICTORIA (2/8) The queen suspects that her husband is attracted to another woman and discovers that she is pregnant with a second child – leaving her concerned that motherhood will dominate her life and reign, at the expense of any other possibilities. (W) (HD) ITV NEWS, WEATHER Latest headlines. (W) JUDGE RINDER’S CRIME STORIES Robert Rinder examines real-life cases, looking at the events leading up to crimes, going through the investigations and summing up the trials. (rpt) (W) 5 GOLD RINGS (2/6) A brother and sister and two Royal Navy shipmates compete to identify images on an LED floor while viewers can play along using the series app. (rpt) (W) (HD)

12.20 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. (W) 3.00 Motorsport UK (W) (HD) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen (W) (HD) 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (rpt) (SL) (W) (HD)

O (1/3) Episode Number (W) Widescreen (rpt) Repeat (S) Subtitles (AD) Audio Description (SL) Sign Language (HD) High Definition

REGIONAL VARIATIONS BBC1 NORTHERN IRELAND As BBC1 except: 3.15-3.25 Community Life. Father Brian D’Arcy is in Fermanagh.

BBC2 WALES As BBC2 except: 5.00 Bute: The Scot Who Spent a Welsh Fortune 6.00-7.00 Scrum V Sunday BBC2 SCOTLAND As BBC2 except: 5.00 River City. The day of Alex and Annie’s wedding dawns. 6.00-7.00 The Great Scottish Swim. Dougie Vipond presents from Loch Lomond.

ITV MERIDIAN As ITV except: 12.29-12.30 Local Weather 5.35-5.40 Local News. Headlines. 10.19-10.20 Local Weather ITV CENTRAL As ITV except: 12.29-12.30 Local Weather 5.35-5.40 Local News. Headlines. 10.19-10.20 Local Weather

ITV WESTCOUNTRY As ITV except: 12.29-12.30 Local Weather 5.35-5.40 Local News 10.19-10.20 Local Weather ITV ANGLIA As ITV except: 12.29-12.30 Local Weather. Latest forecast. 5.35-5.40 Local News 10.19-10.20 Local Weather ITV YORKSHIRE As ITV except: 12.29-12.30 Local Weather 5.35-5.40 Local News. Headlines. 10.19-10.20 Local Weather ITV TYNE TEES As ITV except: 12.29-12.30 Local Weather 5.35-5.40 Local News. Headlines. 10.19-10.20 Local Weather ITV GRANADA As ITV except: 12.29-12.30 Local Weather 5.35-5.40 Local News. Headlines. 10.19-10.20 Local Weather ITV BORDER As ITV except: 12.29-12.30 Local Weather. Latest forecast. 5.35-5.40 Local News 10.19-10.20 Local Weather

ITV WEST As ITV except: 12.29-12.30 Local Weather. Latest forecast. 5.35-5.40 Local News 10.19-10.20 Local Weather ITV WALES As ITV WEST except: 12.29-12.30 Local Weather 5.35-5.40 Local News. Headlines. 10.19-10.20 Local Weather S4C 6.00 Cyw 8.50 Penblwyddi Cyw 8.55 Pen-Blwydd Pwy? 9.00 Dal Ati: Dal Ati: Llyncu Geiriau + Milltir Sgwâr 10.00 Dal Ati: Dal Ati 11.00 Duwiau Coll 11.30 Llefydd Sanctaidd 12.00 Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol 12.25 Ffermio 12.50 Clwb Rygbi 2.35 Sgorio 5.00 6 Nofel 5.30 Pobol y Cwm 7.20 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 7.30 Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol 8.00 Yr Afon 9.00 Tic Toc 9.50 Adre 10.20 Codi Pac 10.50 Mamwlad gyda Ffion Hague 11.20-11.55 Cadw Cwmni gyda John Hardy

CHANNEL 4

Formula 1: Italian Grand Prix Highlights, 5.45pm 6.00

Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures (rpt) (HD) 6.15 Last Man Standing (HD) 6.40 Outlaw Triathlon (HD) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 8.30 Frasier (rpt) 9.00 Frasier (rpt) 9.30 Sunday Brunch (HD) 12.30 The Simpsons (rpt) 12.55 The Simpsons (rpt) 1.20 FILM: Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (2012) Youngster Greg finds his plans for a lazy school holiday ruined when his mother bans video games and his father organises a series of family activities. When he finds out a girl he likes is working at a country club, he tells his family he has a summer job there as an excuse to spend time with her – but struggles to keep up the deception.

Family comedy sequel, starring Zachary Gordon.

(W) (HD) 3.15 The Crystal Maze (rpt) (HD) 4.10 The Great British Bake Off (rpt) (HD) 5.25 Channel 4 News (HD) 5.45 Formula 1: Italian Grand Prix Highlights. Steve Jones and David Coulthard present action from the 13th round of the season, which took place at the Autodromo Nazionale Monza. (HD)

8.00 FROM RUSSIA TO IRAN: CROSSING THE WILD FRONTIER (3/4) Levison Wood and his guide journey by any means available through Azerbaijan, encountering terrifying dogs and nomadic shepherds in the Gobustan desert. Then it is on to Georgia, where Levison goes in search of a hermit monk who lives on top of a 45m tall stone monolith, passes the birthplace of Stalin and visits an old Soviet mining town. (HD) GODS AND KINGS 9.00 FILM EXODUS: (2014) Premiere. Moses, the adoptive brother of the pharaoh of Egypt, is sent into exile, where he receives a message from God demanding he set all the country’s slaves free.

When his brother refuses to comply, the kingdom is struck by a series of devastating plagues. Biblical epic, starring Christian Bale, Joel Edgerton, Sigourney Weaver and John Turturro. (W) (HD) HOUSE (2012) A CIA agent 11.50 FILM SAFE stationed in South Africa is sent to question a rogue operative, who has been arrested years after betraying the agency, only to be attacked by mercenaries hired to capture the fugitive. Thriller, with Denzel Washington and Ryan Reynolds. (W) (HD) 1.50

Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (rpt) 2.40 Gillette World Sport 3.10 KOTV Boxing Weekly 3.35 Para Triathlon: Superhero Tri (rpt) 4.30 Location, Location, Location (rpt) (SL) 5.25 Jamie’s Comfort Food Bites (rpt)

CHANNEL 5

SUNDAY 3 SEPTEMBER 2017

Fifty Shades Of Grey, 9pm 6.00

Milkshake! Poppy Cat (rpt) 6.10 Little Princess (rpt) 6.25 Mr Men (rpt) 6.35 Milkshake! Monkey (rpt) 6.40 Milkshake! Bopping About (rpt) 6.45 Simon (rpt) 6.50 Peppa Pig (rpt) 6.55 Wissper (rpt) 7.05 Bob The Builder (rpt) 7.15 Fireman Sam (rpt) 7.25 Olly The Little White Van (rpt) 7.30 Paw Patrol (rpt) 7.50 Blaze And The Monster Machines (rpt) 8.15 Noddy: Toyland Detective (rpt) 8.35 Floogals (rpt) 8.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom (rpt) 9.05 Shimmer And Shine 9.20 Digby Dragon (rpt) 9.35 Peppa Pig (rpt) 9.45 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom (rpt) 10.05 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (rpt) 10.30 Football On 5: Goal Rush (rpt) (HD) 11.10 Penguins Make You Laugh Out Loud (rpt) 12.05 Monkeys Make You Laugh Out Loud (rpt) 1.05 Police Interceptors (rpt) 2.05 All New Traffic Cops (rpt) 3.05 All New Traffic Cops (rpt) 4.00 All New Traffic Cops (rpt) 5.00 Traffic Cops: On The Edge (rpt)

6.00 TRAFFIC COPS: UNDER ATTACK (4/21) Thieves towing a stolen generator on one wheel along town and country roads cause chaos, smashing the barriers on a closed level crossing and coming close to causing a train crash. (rpt) 7.00 CAN’T PAY? WE’LL TAKE IT AWAY (6/25) Paul Bohill and Steve Pinner are in Birmingham on a potentially dangerous, full-scale eviction of a large traveller community. Meanwhile, in London agents are chasing nearly £6,000. (rpt) 8.00 NEW AVIVA PREMIERSHIP RUGBY SERIES HIGHLIGHTS (1/29) Mark DurdenSmith and David Flatman presents action from Saracens v Northampton Saints and London Irish v Harlequins in a Twickenham double-header.

8.55 5 NEWS WEEKEND The day’s headlines. (HD) 9.00 SHADES OF GREY (2015) FILM FIFTY Premiere. A naive young literature student’s life is thrown into turmoil by an affair with a mysterious billionaire. Initially she is intrigued by his manner, but soon realises he is harbouring dark desires. Erotic drama, starring Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson. (W) (HD) 11.25 NEW MY SECRET SEX FANTASY (1/4) SERIES A detailed look at the deepest fantasies of ordinary men and women, who volunteer to reveal them on camera. (HD) 12.20 OMG! Rise Of The Insta-Babes (HD) 1.10 SuperCasino (HD) 3.10 Judy Garland: In Life And Death (rpt) 4.00 Now That’s Funny! (rpt) (HD) 4.50 Divine Designs (rpt)

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6.00am Teleshopping 8.00 Baby-Faced Mums 8.50 8 Simple Rules 10.35 My Wife and Kids 3.00pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 4.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 5.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 6.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away. An insight into the world of debt collection.

7.00 On Benefits: Got Talent? 8.00 On Benefits: Life on the Dole 9.00 Film: Resident Evil (2002) (15) Sci-fi action horror, starring Milla Jovovich. 11.05 Film: Killer Elite (2011) (15) Action thriller, with Jason Statham and Clive Owen. 1.25am Heroes Reborn 2.20 Finding Carter

6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 CSI: Miami 9.45 Film: Deadly Daycare (2014) Thriller. 11.20 Film: A Housekeeper’s Revenge (2016) (PG) Thriller. 1.00pm Film: Columbo: Now You See Him (1976) (PG) Drama. 2.55 Film: Columbo: The Bye-Bye Sky-High IQ Murder Case (1977) (U) With Peter Falk. 4.30 Film: Columbo: Murder by the Book (1971) (PG) Drama. 6.00 NCIS: New Orleans 7.00 NCIS: New Orleans 8.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 9.00 CSI: NY 10.00 CSI: NY 10.55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 11.55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

CRITIC’S CHOICE

BY MIKE WARD

VICTORIA

9pm, ITV + + + + + Victoria is not a happy queen. She’s back doing the day job, which is great, but things between her and Albert are a tad tense, not least because Albert is paying an awful lot of attention to a woman called Ada Lovelace, a top mathematician. Will the mathematician prove divisive (ho ho)? That remains to be seen, but Victoria’s anxiety only intensifies when she finds out she’s pregnant again.

STRIKE – THE CUCKOO’S CALLING

9pm, BBC1 + + + + Strike certainly struck lucky (yes, another fine pun, no need to thank me), when he took on assistant Robin (Holliday Grainger).

In this final part she makes what could be a vital breakthrough in the hunt for model Lula’s killer. Her charmless boyfriend, mind you, still reckons she should pack the job in.

FAKE OR FORTUNE?

8pm, BBC1 + + + The team fly to Australia this week, hoping to make a life-changing discovery for a family that’s hit hard times. Aussie pair Joe and Rosanna lost everything when Joe’s business went bust and are now desperate to prove that a painting Joe bought on an auction site three years earlier is a genuine work by one of Australia’s most prominent artists. Joe was originally told it was a fake, which of course was a devastating blow, but if it turns out that he was right all along, the family could end up £200,000 the richer.

DRAGONS’ DEN

8pm, BBC2 + + + Products looking for investment tonight range from luxury bags to personalised potatoes. Rest assured, the latter will make more sense when you actually watch the show. Not an awful lot more, I grant you…

SUNDAY 3 SEPTEMBER 2017

FILM GUIDE

Man Down 10.15pm, Sky Cinema Premiere/HD SKY CINEMA PREMIERE

Sky 301 Virgin 431

6.00am The Top Ten Show 2017 6.20 The Dragon Spell (2016) U Animated fantasy. 8.05 Trolls (2016) U 9.50 Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016) 12 12.05pm Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: Special 12.35 Man Down (2015) 15 Premiere.

Drama, starring Shia LaBeouf. 2.20 Trolls (2016) U Animation, with the voices of Anna Kendrick and Justin Timberlake. 4.05 The Dragon Spell (2016) U Animated fantasy, featuring the voice of Viktor Andrienko. 5.45 Allied (2016) 15 Wartime thriller, starring Brad Pitt. 8.00 Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016) 12 Harry Potter prequel, starring Eddie Redmayne. 10.15 Man Down (2015) 15 Premiere. Drama, starring Shia LaBeouf. 11.55 Daylight’s End (2016) 15 Horror, starring Johnny Strong. 1.50am Apprentice (2016) 15 Drama, starring Firdaus Rahman. 3.45 Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: Special 4.15 Blinky Bill (2015) PG SKY CINEMA COMEDY Sky 308 Virgin 438 6.00am Drillbit Taylor (2008) 12 7.45 Sisters (2015) 15 With Amy Poehler. 9.45 Three Amigos! (1986) PG 11.35 Ghostbusters (2016) 12 With Kristen Wiig. 1.35pm Knocked Up (2007) 15 With Seth Rogen. 3.50 Notting Hill (1999) 15 With Hugh Grant. 6.00 Sisters (2015) 15 With Amy Poehler. 8.00 Ghostbusters (2016) 12 With Kristen Wiig. 10.00 Knocked Up (2007) 15 With Seth Rogen. 12.15am The Night Before (2015) 15 With Joseph GordonLevitt. 2.05 Bachelor Party (1984) 18 With Tom Hanks. 4.00 Bruno (2009) 18 With Sacha Baron Cohen. 5.30 Easy Come, Easy Go (1967) PG SKY CINEMA ACTION Sky 307 Virgin 437 7.05am The Karate Kid Part III (1989) PG 9.00 The Next Karate Kid (1994) PG With Pat Morita. 10.50 300 (2006) 15 With Gerard Butler. 12.50pm Beowulf (2007) 12 With Ray Winstone. 2.50 Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003) 12 With Russell Crowe. 5.10 X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) 12 With Hugh Jackman. 7.00 300 (2006) 15 With Gerard Butler. 9.00 Beowulf (2007) 12 With Ray Winstone. 11.00 The Rock (1996) 15 With Sean Connery. 1.20am Hitman: Agent 47 (2015) 15 3.00 Hitman (2007) 15 With Timothy Olyphant. 4.40 Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) PG With Christopher Reeve.

Sky 306 Virgin 436 SKY CINEMA FAMILY 6.00am Capture the Flag (2015) PG Animated sci-fi adventure, with the voice of Sam Fink.

7.40 Strange Magic (2015) U Animated fantasy musical, with the voice of Evan Rachel Wood.

9.25 Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015) U Animated comedy, with the voice of Adam Sandler. 11.00 Pan (2015) PG 1.00pm Capture the Flag (2015) PG Animated sci-fi adventure. 2.40 Strange Magic (2015) U Animated fantasy musical, with the voice of Evan Rachel Wood.

4.25 Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015) U Animated comedy. 6.00 Pan (2015) PG Fantasy adventure prequel to Peter Pan, starring Levi Miller and Hugh Jackman. 8.00 Footloose (2011) PG Teen musical remake, starring Kenny Wormald.

10.00 Arthur & Merlin (2015) 12 Fantasy adventure, starring Kirk Barker and Stefan Butler.

12.00midnight Beethoven (1992) U Canine comedy, starring Charles Grodin. 1.35 Footloose (2011) PG Teen musical remake, starring Kenny Wormald. 3.35 Arthur & Merlin (2015) 12 Fantasy adventure, starring Kirk Barker. 5.30 The Good Dinosaur: Sky Movies Special SKY CINEMA DRAMA Sky 310 Virgin 440 6.30am Spaceman (2016) 15 8.05 Demolition (2015) 15 With Jake Gyllenhaal. 9.50 Music and Lyrics (2007) PG With Hugh Grant. 11.40 How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003) 12 With Kate Hudson. 1.40pm My Best Friend’s Wedding (1997) 12 With Julia Roberts. 3.30 Ghostbusters: Special 4.00 McFarland, USA (2015) PG With Kevin Costner. 6.15 Demolition (2015) 15 With Jake Gyllenhaal. 8.00 Julie & Julia (2009) 12 With Meryl Streep. 10.10 The Stanford Prison Experiment (2015) 15 With Billy Crudup. 12.25am Take the Lead (2006) 12 With Antonio Banderas. 2.30 Deadly Sisters (2014) 18 With Abigail Breslin. 4.20 Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953) U With Marilyn Monroe.

SKY CINEMA STAR WARS Sky 304 Virgin 434 6.00am Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999) U 8.20 Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones (2002) PG 10.45 Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005) 12 1.05pm Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) 12 3.30 Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope (1977) U 5.45 Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980) U 8.00 Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi (1983) U 10.20 Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens (2015) 12 12.40am Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) PG 2.25 Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999) U 4.45 Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones (2002) PG Sci-fi adventure prequel.

Sky 317 Virgin 415 TCM 6.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors (1/91) 6.30 Hollywood’s Best Film Directors (2/91) 6.56 The Prisoner of Second Avenue

(1974) PG Comedy, starring Jack Lemmon and Anne Bancroft. 8.55 Empire of the Sun (1987) PG Second World War drama, starring Christian Bale. 11.55 Return of the Frontiersman (1950) PG Western, starring Gordon MacRae. 1.25pm No Name on the Bullet (1959) U Western, starring Audie Murphy. 3.00 The Virginian (1946) PG Western remake, starring Joel McCrea.

4.50 Catlow (1971) PG Western, with Yul Brynner. 7.00 A Thunder of Drums (1961) PG Western, starring Richard Boone. 9.00 The Wicker Man (1973) 18 Horror, starring Edward Woodward and Christopher Lee. 10.50 The Deer Hunter (1978) 18 Oscar-winning Vietnam War drama, starring Robert De Niro. 2.20am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura (2/8) 3.20 Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura (5/8) 4.25 Hollywood’s Best Film Directors Sky 315 Freeview 15 Virgin 428 FILM4 11.00am The Phantom (1996) 12 Superhero adventure, starring Billy Zane. 1.00pm Baby’s Day Out (1994) PG Family comedy, with Joe Mantegna. 2.50 Eragon (2006) PG Fantasy adventure, starring Ed Speleers. 4.55 Congo (1995) 12 Jungle adventure, starring Dylan Walsh. 7.00 Evolution (2001) PG Sci-fi comedy, starring David Duchovny. 9.00 Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994) 15 Romantic comedy, with Hugh Grant. 11.15 Instinct (1999) 15 Psychological drama, starring Anthony Hopkins.

1.40am Mindscape (2013) 15 Fantasy thriller.

SKY CINEMA DISNEY Sky 305 Virgin 435 6.30am The Great Mouse Detective (1986) U Animated adventure, with the voice of Vincent Price. 7.50 Finding Nemo (2003) U 9.40 Moana: Special 10.10 Beauty and the Beast (1991) U Animated fantasy, with the voice of Paige O’Hara. 11.40 Tinker Bell and the Secret of the Wings (2012) U Animated adventure. 1.05pm Lady and the Tramp (1955) U Animated adventure, with the voice of Barbara Luddy. 2.30 Finding Nemo (2003) U Animated adventure, with the voices of Albert Brooks and Ellen DeGeneres. 4.20 The Good Dinosaur (2015) PG Pixar animated adventure, with the voice of Raymond Ochoa. 6.00 Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016) PG 8.00 The Love Bug (1968) U Comedy, starring Dean Jones. 10.00 Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007) 12 Fantasy adventure sequel, starring Johnny Depp. 12.50am Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016) PG Fantasy adventure sequel, starring Mia Wasikowska. 2.50 My Favorite Martian (1999) PG Sci-fi comedy, starring Christopher Lloyd. 4.30 The AbsentMinded Professor (1961) U Fantasy comedy.

SATELLITE, CABLE & DIGITAL Sky 106 Virgin 110 SKY 1 6.00am Hour Of Power 7.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 7.30 Modern Family 10.00 WWE Raw Hlts 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 1.00pm Road Wars 4.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 The Simpsons. Sideshow Bob escapes from jail. 7.30 The Simpsons. George Bush Sr moves in across the street. 8.00 Game4Grenfell. Coverage of the charity football match from QPR’s Loftus Road. 9.00 The Last Ship. Chandler embarks on a personal revenge mission. 10.00 The Force: North East. Northumbria Police answer a flood of 999 calls. 11.00 Zoo 12.00midnight A League Of Their Own 1.00 Most Daring 2.00 Ross Kemp On Gangs 3.00 Road Wars 4.00 Stargate Atlantis Sky 108 SKY ATLANTIC 6.00am The Guest Wing 9.00 Fish Town 11.00 House 2.00pm Remembering The Artist: Robert De Niro Sr 3.00 Blue Bloods 7.00 Blue Bloods.

Danny and Baez investigate the disappearance of a girl. 8.00 Blue Bloods. Frank clashes with a demanding mother. 9.00 Game Of Thrones.

Fantasy drama, starring Lena Headey, Peter Dinklage and Emilia Clarke. 10.30 Ballers. Spencer, Joe and Mr Anderson take a trip to New York.

11.10 1993 12.20am Looking 1.00 Twin Peaks: The Return 3.20 Looking 4.00 Urban Secrets Sky 109 Virgin 125 W 6.10am Countryside 999 7.00 MasterChef Australia 12.30pm My Restaurant In India 1.00 Doctor Who 3.00 My Family 3.40 My Family Christmas Special 5.00 Outnumbered 7.00 One Born Every Minute. A woman reflects on having her first child at 14. 8.00 One Born Every Minute.

A woman who endured a traumatic birth returns to the ward. 9.00 John Bishop: In Conversation With Davina McCall. TV presenter Davina McCall opens up about addiction, and the death of her sister. 10.00 Louis Theroux: Behind Bars. The journalist spends time in San Quentin State Prison.

11.00 Life And Death Row 12.00midnight One Born Every Minute 1.00 Grimm 2.40 Judge Faith 3.00 Home Shopping. Home retail.

Sky 156 Virgin 208 LIFETIME 6.00am Teleshopping. Home retail. 7.00 Judge Judy 10.00 The Ghost Inside My Child 1.00pm Dance Moms 5.00 Judge Judy 8.00 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 9.00 Colleen Stan: The Girl In The Box 10.00 Crime Stories 11.45 Little Women: Atlanta 12.45am Summer House 1.45 Crime Stories 3.30 Storage Wars 4.00 Teleshopping 4.30 Teleshopping. Home retail.

Sky 529 Virgin 270 HISTORY 6.00am Pawn Stars 7.10 Storage Wars 10.00 Forged In Fire 12.00noon Counting Cars 2.00 American Pickers 5.00 Pawn Stars 6.00 Highway Thru Hell 7.00 Storage Wars 8.00 Mountain Men 9.00 Sniper: Into The Killzone 11.00 Roots 12.00midnight History’s Greatest Blunders 4.00 Storage Wars 5.15 Pawn Stars COMEDY CENTRAL Sky 112 Virgin 132 8.00am The Middle 10.00 Friends 12.00noon Film: The Addams Family (1991) (PG) Black comedy, starring Anjelica Huston. 2.00 Friends 7.00 Film: You, Me And Dupree (2006) (12) Comedy, starring Owen Wilson. 9.00 Film: Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004) (12) Newsroom comedy, starring Will Ferrell. 11.00 Michael McIntyre’s Showtime 12.00midnight Impractical Jokers 1.00 Rhys James At The Soho Theatre Live 1.30 Idiotsitter 2.00 South Park 3.25 Bob’s Burgers 4.15 The Middle 5.00 Teleshopping. Home retail.

Sky 107 Virgin 112 SKY LIVING 6.00am Sportswomen 6.30 House Hunters International 7.00 Million Dollar Listing: NYC 11.00 Nothing To Declare 4.00pm Stop, Search, Seize 8.00 Chicago Fire 9.00 Criminal Minds 1.50am Limitless 3.30 How To Get Away With Murder 4.20 Nothing To Declare 5.10 UK Border Force Sky 110 Virgin 124 GOLD 7.00am Goodnight Sweetheart 8.05 Lucky Feller 8.40 The Piglet Files 9.15 A Sharp Intake Of Breath 9.50 Butterflies 10.30 Only Fools And Horses 11.30 David Jason: My Life On Screen 12.35pm Only Fools And Horses 4.45 The Story Of Only Fools And Horses 5.45 Only Fools And Horses 12.35am Goodnight Sweetheart 1.55 Butterflies 2.30 Big School 3.00 Lucky Feller 3.30 Inside No 9 4.00 Home Shopping. Home retail.

FREEVIEW BBC FOUR

Sky 116 Freeview 9 Virgin 107

7.00pm The World’s Most Beautiful Eggs: The Genius Of Carl Faberge 8.00 BBC Proms 2017 10.00 BBC Proms 2017 12.40am SingerSongwriters At The BBC 2.35 The World’s Most Beautiful Eggs: The Genius Of Carl Faberge Sky 118 Freeview 6 Virgin 115 ITV2 6.00am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 6.15 Mr Bean 6.40 Emmerdale 9.30 Coronation Street 11.00 The X Factor 12.35pm Film: Around The World In 80 Days (2004) (PG) Comedy adventure, starring Steve Coogan and Jackie Chan. 2.55 Film: Beethoven’s 2nd (1993) (U) Comedy sequel, starring Charles Grodin.

4.45 Film: Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005) (PG) Children’s fantasy, starring Johnny Depp. 7.00 Film: Inception (2010) (12) Sci-fi thriller, starring Leonardo DiCaprio. 10.00 Family Guy 10.30 Family Guy 10.55 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.55 American Dad! 12.55am The Cleveland Show 1.50 Viral Tap Sky 119 Freeview 10 Virgin 117 ITV3 6.00am Film: Are You Being Served? (1977) (PG) Comedy based on the TV series, starring John Inman. 7.50 Heartbeat 9.55 Murder, She Wrote 12.55pm Midsomer Murders 2.55 Film: The Secret Garden (1993) (U) Children’s drama, starring Kate Maberly. 5.00 Midsomer Murders 9.00 Sunday Night At The Palladium 10.00 Diana: The Day Britain Cried 11.00 Law & Order: UK 1.05am Foyle’s War 2.50 The Knock 3.45 Wycliffe 4.40 Rising Damp 5.05 Judge Judy 5.30 ITV3 Nightscreen Sky 120 Freeview 24 Virgin 118 ITV4 6.00am Snooker V Darts 6.05 Tommy Cooper 6.30 Storage Wars 7.40 British Touring Car Championship Highlights 9.10 Cycling: Vuelta A Espana 10.15 Cycling: Tour Of Britain Live.

Coverage of stage one. 3.45pm Football’s Greatest: Paul Gascoigne 3.55 Storage Wars 4.20 The Big Fish Off 5.25 Minder 6.25 Cycling: Vuelta A Espana 7.25 World Cup 2018 Qualifier.

Hungary v Portugal (Kick-off 7.45pm). 10.00 Cycling: Tour Of Britain 11.00 Film: Maximum Conviction (2012) (15) Action adventure, with Steven Seagal. 1.10am BRDC Formula 3 Championship Highlights 2.05 Barry McGuigan: Sports Life Stories 2.55 ITV4 Nightscreen Sky 149 Freeview 26 Virgin 119 ITVBE 6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Bachelor In Paradise 11.00 CELEBrations 1.00pm The Real Housewives Of New Jersey 5.00 Manzo’d With Children 6.00 Yummy Mummies 7.00 Bachelor In Paradise 8.00 Celebrity Dinner Date 9.00 The Real Housewives Of New York City 10.00 There’s Something About Megan. New series.

11.00 Atlanta Plastic 12.00midnight The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 12.55 Teleshopping Sky 136 Freeview 28 Virgin 144 E4 6.00am Kevin Can Wait 6.25 Couples Come Dine With Me 8.25 Hollyoaks 11.00 Made In Chelsea: Ibiza 12.00noon Don’t Tell The Bride 1.00 Streetmate 2.05 Film: The Tigger Movie (2000) (U) Disney animated adventure, with the voice of Jim Cummings. 3.40 Film: Rio (2011) (U) Animated comedy, with the voice of Jesse Eisenberg. 5.30 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.30 The Big Bang Theory 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Film: The A-Team (2010) (12) Action adventure. 11.20 The Big Bang Theory 12.20am Tattoo Fixers On Holiday 1.20 Don’t Tell The Bride 2.25 Body Fixers 3.20 Hollyoaks Sky 138 Freeview 14 Virgin 147 MORE4 8.55am Location, Location, Location 12.10pm Come Dine With Me 2.50 Four In A Bed 5.25 Come Dine With Me 7.30 Come Dine With Me 8.00 World’s Most Expensive Cars 9.00 Car SOS 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown.

With David O’Doherty, Natasia Demetriou and John Kearns. 11.10 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 12.15am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.10 Car SOS 2.10 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 3.10 8 Out Of 10 Cats Sky 614 Freeview 202 Virgin 702 CBEEBIES 6.00am Get Set Go: Mr Bloom: Here And There 6.10 Big Barn Farm 6.25 Buzz And Tell 6.30 Dinopaws 6.45 Twirlywoos 7.00 Teletubbies 7.15 Postman Pat 7.30 Bing 7.40 Hey Duggee 7.45 Octonauts 8.10 Peter Rabbit 8.20 Andy’s Prehistoric Adventures 8.35 Kazoops 8.45 Do

You Know? 9.00 Discover And Do: Something Special: We’re All Friends 9.20 Kate & Mim-Mim 9.35 Go Jetters 9.45 Swashbuckle Songs 9.50 Apple Tree House 10.05 Jamillah And Aladdin 10.15 Swashbuckle Songs 10.20 Little Roy 10.35 Swashbuckle 11.00 The Furchester Hotel 11.15 Andy’s Baby Animals 11.25 Messy Goes To Okido 11.35 Rastamouse 11.45 Numtums 12.00noon I Can Cook With You 12.15 Magic Hands 12.25 Ruff-Ruff, Tweet And Dave 12.40 Old Jack’s Boat 1.00 Charlie And Lola 1.10 Tinga Tinga Tales 1.20 Mister Maker Comes To Town 1.40 Nina And The Neurons: Get Building 2.00 Something Special: We’re All Friends 2.20 Hey Duggee 2.25 Go Jetters 2.40 Apple Tree House 2.55 Jamillah And Aladdin 3.10 Little Roy 3.25 Big Fun Time: Swashbuckle 3.50 Our Family 4.05 Andy’s Baby Animals 4.15 The Furchester Hotel 4.25 Swashbuckle: Message In A Bottle 4.30 Footy Pups 4.45 Tree Fu Tom 5.05 Gigglebiz 5.20 My Pet And Me 5.35 Katie Morag 5.50 Melody 6.00 Bedtime Hour: Clangers 6.10 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal 6.20 In The Night Garden 6.50 CBeebies Bedtime Stories

HOCHANDA

Sky 663 Freeview 85 7.00am Cross Patch Designs 8.00 Chameleon Weekend WOW 9.00 Crafters Companion One Day Special 10.00 Cross Patch Designs 11.00 Sticker Kitten 12noon Chameleon Weekend WOW 1.00 Crafters Companion Weekend WOW 2.00 Get Groovi with Barbara & Tina 3.00 Get Groovi with Barbara & Tina 4.00 Crystal Glitter 5.00 Crafters Companion One Day Special 6.00 ClarityStamp One Day Special 7.00 Crystal Glitter 8.00 ClarityStamp One Day Special Sky 537 Freeview 19 Virgin 245 YESTERDAY

6.00am Diamond Decades 7.10 Disco At The BBC 8.20 Sings Bee Gees 9.00 Elegance And Decadence: The Age Of The Regency 12.00noon A Very British Murder With Lucy Worsley 3.00 Elegance And Decadence: The Age Of The Regency 6.00 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railways 7.00 The Golden Age Of Canals 8.00 Great Barrier Reef With David Attenborough 9.00 Jim Clark: The Quiet Champion 10.20 The World’s Weirdest Weapons 11.20 UFOs Declassified 12.20am Jim Clark: The Quiet Champion 1.40 The World’s Weirdest Weapons 2.30 Mummy Mysteries 3.00 Home Shopping Sky 111 Freeview 12 Virgin 127 DAVE 6.00am Home Shopping 7.10 Top Gear 9.00 Red Bull Soapbox Race 10.00 Traffic Cops 11.00 Film: Escape To Victory (1981) (PG) Second World War adventure, starring Michael Caine.

1.20pm Film: Kelly’s Heroes (1970) (PG) Second World War adventure, starring Clint Eastwood. 4.10 Would I Lie To You? 5.20 Would I Lie To You? At Christmas 6.00 Red Bull Soapbox Race 7.00 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 8.00 Traffic Cops 9.00 Have I Got A Bit More Old News For You 10.00 Taskmaster 11.00 Live At The Apollo 12.00midnight QI XL 1.00 Have I Got A Bit More Old News For You 2.05 Would I Lie To You? 2.45 Parks And Recreation 3.35 The Indestructibles 4.00 Home Shopping Sky 158 Freeview 20 Virgin 128 DRAMA 7.10am Garrow’s Law 9.00 The Bill 12.00noon North And South 4.05 Catherine Cookson’s A Dinner Of Herbs 7.00 Murdoch Mysteries 8.00 Jonathan Creek. A priceless painting vanishes without trace. 9.00 Silent Witness. The team investigates a rail crash. 11.25 Taggart 2.25am Garrow’s Law 4.00 Home Shopping Sky 148 Freeview 39 Virgin 192 CBS ACTION 6.00am Teleshopping 8.30 Tomorrow’s World 9.00 Diagnosis Murder 2.00pm Gunsmoke 4.00 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 6.10 Film: Gunsmoke: One Man’s Justice (1994) (PG) Western. 8.00 The High Chaparral. John Cannon is blackmailed. 9.00 Film: Men Of War (1994) (18) Action thriller, starring Dolph Lundgren.

11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.40am JAG Sky 146 Freeview 66 Virgin 148 CBS REALITY 6.00am Teleshopping 7.30 Tomorrow’s World 8.00 The Key Of David 8.30 The Lord’s Challenge 9.00 Judge Judy 5.00pm Hoarders: Family Secrets 7.00 Cold Blood 8.00 Cold Blood 9.00 Murderers And Their Mothers 10.00 Written In Blood. New series. 11.00 Unexpected Evil 1.00am Murderers And Their Mothers 2.00 Written In Blood 3.00 Teleshopping 4.00 Cops: Reloaded 4.25 Cops 5.30 Neighbours At War

SPORT SKY SPORTS MAIN EVENT Sky 401 Virgin 511

6.00am Through The Night 7.00 Total Goals 10.00 Sports Sunday 11.30 Live Formula 1 12.00noon Live Formula 1 12.30 Live Formula 1. The Italian Grand Prix. 3.30 Live GAA. Galway v Waterford. 6.00 Live PGA Tour Golf 10.30 Sports Sunday 11.00 Through The Night

SKY SPORTS PREMIER LEAGUE Sky 402 Virgin 512

6.00am Premier League Best Goals 9.00 The Sunday Supplement 10.30 Mike Ashley Speaks Direct 11.00 Premier League Best Goals 7.00pm PL 25 Seasons 9.00 Mike Ashley Speaks Direct 9.30 Gary Neville: The Pundit 10.00 The Referees – Onside With Carragher & Neville 11.00 Premier League Best Goals 2.00am Best PL Goals 16/17 3.00 Mike Ashley Speaks Direct 3.30 Gary Neville: The Pundit 4.00 The Referees – Onside With Carragher & Neville 4.30 Premier League Highlights 5.00 Premier League Best Goals 5.30 Premier League Highlights

SKY SPORTS CRICKET Sky 404 Virgin 514

6.00am Cricket’s Greatest 7.00 Masterclass: Kumar Sangakkara 7.15 Masterclass: Mahela Jayawardene 7.45 Masterclass: Ben Stokes 8.00 Best Of Bumble 9.00 Cricket’s Greatest 9.30 Masterclass: Kumar Sangakkara 9.45 Masterclass: Mahela Jayawardene 10.15 Masterclass: Kumar Sangakkara 10.30 NatWest T20 Blast Cricket 2.15pm Atherton Meets Sangakkara 3.00 NatWest T20 Blast Cricket 6.45 Atherton Meets Sangakkara 7.30 NatWest T20 Blast Cricket 11.15 Pace In The Zone: Nasser Hussain 11.25 Masterclass: Jack Russell 12.00midnight Masterclass: Mahela Jayawardene 12.30 Masterclass: Wasim Akram 1.00 Cricket’s Greatest 1.30 Masterclass: Kumar Sangakkara 1.45 Pace In The Zone: Nasser Hussain 1.55 Masterclass: Jack Russell 2.30 Cricket’s Greatest 3.00 Masterclass: Kumar Sangakkara 3.15 Masterclass: Mahela Jayawardene 3.45 Masterclass: Virat Kohli 4.05 Masterclass: Wasim Akram 4.35 Masterclass: Virat Kohli 4.55 Cricket’s Greatest

SKY SPORTS ACTION Sky 407 Virgin 517

6.00am Top 14 Rugby Union 7.50 PRO14 Rugby Union 12.45pm WWE Raw Hlts 1.45 WWE Experience 2.45 Live Championship Rugby Union 5.15 PRO14 Rugby Union 7.45 PRO14 Rugby Union 10.10 Top 14 Rugby Union 12.00midnight NFL Hard Knocks: Tampa Bay Buccaneers 1.00 Fight Night 3.00 NFL – A Football Life

BT SPORT 1 Sky 413 Virgin 531

5.30am Gillette World Sport 6.00 UEFA Champions League Magazine 6.30 Vanarama National League 7.30 The Big Match Revisited 10.30 Aviva Premiership Rugby Highlights 12.30pm Everton V Southampton 1985/86 1.00 Liverpool V Notts Forest 1987/88 1.30 Wolves V Arsenal 1971/72 2.00 Southampton V Man Utd 1971/72 2.30 Live Aviva Premiership Rugby Union. Leicester Tigers v Bath (Kick-off 3.00pm).

5.15 BT Sport Reload 5.30 UEFA Champions League Magazine 6.00 Live MLB 9.00 Vanarama National League Highlights 9.30 UFC: The Ultimate Fighter 10.30 Live CPL T20 Cricket 2.30am Aviva Premiership Rugby Highlights

EUROSPORT 1 Sky 410 Virgin 523

9.00am US Open Tennis 3.30pm Live US Open Tennis 6.00 Live US Open Tennis 9.00 Live US Open Tennis 12.00midnight Live US Open Tennis 2.00 Live US Open Tennis. Concluding coverage of the seventh day at Flushing Meadows in New York. 5.00 US Open Tennis

SKY SPORTS F1 Sky 406 Virgin 516

7.55am Live GP3 Racing. Race two of the Italian Grand Prix. 9.10 Live Formula 2 Championship.

Race two of the Italian Grand Prix. 10.25 Live Porsche Super Cup. The Italian Grand Prix.

11.30 Live Formula 1. The drivers are presented to the fans during the Italian Grand Prix track parade. 12.00noon Live Formula 1. The team present live from the pit lane. 12.30 Live Formula 1. The Italian Grand Prix (Start-time 1.00pm).

3.30 Live Formula 1. Updates and interviews.

RADIO RADIO 1

(FM: 97.6-99.8MHz)

6.00 Dev 10.00 The Matt Edmondson Show 1.00 Alice Levine. Music and topical chat. 4.00 Cel Spellman 6.00 Radio 1’s Most Played 7.00 Rock Show With Daniel P Carter 10.00 Phil Taggart 1.00 Monki 4.00 Adele Roberts (FM: 88-90.2MHz) RADIO 2 5.00 Huey On Sunday 6.00 The Sunday Hour 7.00 Good Morning Sunday With Clare Balding 9.00 Steve Wright’s Sunday Love Songs. Music and topical chat. 11.00 The Michael Ball Show 1.00 Elaine Paige On Sunday 3.00 Johnnie Walker’s Sounds Of The 70s 5.00 Len Goodman 7.00 Claudia On Sunday. Two hours of requests, soundtrack choices and listener dedications.

9.00 Clare Teal. The best in big band and swing music. 11.00 Don Black. Music and topical chat. 12.00 Sounds Of The 60s 2.00 Radio 2’s Blues Playlist 3.00 Radio 2 Playlists: Pop Ballads 4.00 Radio 2 Playlist: Monday Motivation (FM: 90.2-92.4MHz) RADIO 3 7.00 Breakfast 9.00 News. Latest headlines.

9.03 Sunday Morning 12.00 Private Passions 1.00 News 1.02 BBC Proms 2017 3.00 Choral Evensong 4.00 BBC Proms 2017. The Oslo Philharmonic play Stravinsky and Shostakovich, and are joined by pianist Leif Ove Andsnes for Rachmaninov’s Fourth Piano Concerto, live from the Royal Albert Hall. 5.45 Words And Music 7.00 The Listening Service 7.30 Prom 68: Prokofiev, Tchaikovsky And Shostakovich 10.15 Between The Ears: Return To Brigg Fair 10.45 Early Music Late 11.45 BBC New Generation Artists 12.30 Through The Night (FM: 92.4-94.6MHz, LW: 198KHz) RADIO 4 5.30 News Briefing 5.43 Bells On Sunday 5.45 Profile 6.00 News Headlines 6.05 Something Understood 6.35 On Your Farm: A Journey Through The British Isles And Beyond 6.57 Weather 7.00 News 7.00 Sunday Papers 7.10 Sunday 7.55 Radio 4 Appeal 7.57 Weather 8.00 News 8.00 Sunday Papers 8.10 Sunday Worship 8.48 A Point Of View 8.58 Tweet Of The Day 9.00 Broadcasting House 10.00 The Archers 11.15 The Reunion 12.00 News 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast 12.04 Just A Minute 12.30 The Food Programme 12.57 Weather 1.00 The World This Weekend 1.30 The Pigeon Whistles 2.00 Gardeners’ Question Time 2.45 The Listening Project 3.00 News 3.02 Drama: Midnight’s Children 4.00 News 4.02 Bookclub 4.30 The Echoing Nightingale: The Survival Of John Keats 5.00 Disrupted Development 5.40 Profile 5.54 Shipping Forecast 5.57 Weather 6.00 Six O’Clock News 6.15 Pick Of The Week. With Jim Al-Khalili. 7.00 The Archers 7.15 Dave Podmore’s Big Bake-Off Bash 7.45 Hiding Out 8.00 More Or Less 8.30 Last Word 9.00 Money Box 9.26 Radio 4 Appeal 9.30 In Business 10.00 The Westminster Hour 11.00 The Moth Radio Hour 11.50 A Point Of View 12.00 News 12.15 A Good Read 12.45 Bells On Sunday 12.48 Shipping Forecast 1.00 As BBC World Service 5.20 Shipping Forecast (MW: 909, 693KHz) RADIO 5 LIVE 5.00 5 Live Science 6.00 Sunday Breakfast 9.00 SportsWeek 10.00 Pienaar’s Politics 11.00 Images Of Diana 11.30 Images Of Diana 12.00 5 Live Sport 1.00 5 Live Formula 1: Italian Grand Prix 3.00 5 Live Sport: Rugby Union 5.00 5 Live Sport 6.00 6-0-6 7.30 Jane Garvey And Peter Allen 10.00 Nihal Arthanayake 1.00 Up All Night 4.30 5 Live Formula 1 (FM: 100-102MHz) CLASSIC FM 7.00 Aled Jones 10.00 Bill Turnbull 1.00 Tim Lihoreau 3.00 Charlotte Green 5.00 The Classic FM Chart 7.00 David Mellor 9.00 Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Classical Music 10.00 Smooth Classics 1.00 Sam Pittis RADIO SCOTLAND (FM: 92.4-92.7MHz) 6.00 Bulletin 6.02 Brainwaves 6.30 New Every Sunday 7.00 Bulletin 7.04 Our Story 7.32 The Kitchen Cafe 8.00 Good Morning Scotland 10.00 Bulletin 10.05 Sunday Morning With Sally Magnusson 12.00 Bulletin 12.05 Sportsound 3.00 Bulletin 3.05 The Quay Sessions With Roddy Hart 5.00 Bulletin 5.05 Take The Floor 7.00 Bulletin 7.05 Jazz Nights At The Quay 9.00 Bulletin 9.05 Classics Unwrapped.

Highlights from the Edinburgh International Festival, 2017. 11.00 Bulletin. Latest headlines.

11.05 Iain Anderson 1.00 As Radio 5 Live

BBC 1

EastEnders, 8pm 6.00

Breakfast (HD) 9.15 Council House Crackdown (HD) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (rpt) (HD) 11.00 Dom On The Spot (S) (W) (HD) 11.45 Thief Trackers (S) (W) (HD) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 1.00 BBC News At One, (S) Weather (W) (HD) 1.30 Local News, (S) Weather (W) 1.45 Doctors (S) (W) (HD) 2.15 Red Rock (S) (W) (HD) 3.00 Escape To The Country (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 3.45 Garden Rescue (S) (W) (HD) 4.30 Celebrity Money For Nothing (S) (W) (HD) 5.15 Pointless (S) (HD)

6.00 BBC NEWS AT SIX, WEATHER (W) (HD) 6.30 LOCAL NEWS, WEATHER Bulletins. (W) 7.00 THE ONE SHOW Topical reports, hosted

by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. (S) (W) (HD) 7.30 NEW INSIDE OUT Documentary series SERIES focusing on regional stories of interest.

Followed by BBC News, (S) Local News. (HD) 8.00 EASTENDERS Billy confronts Phil, while a tipsy Fi takes to the stage for her Walford in Bloom speech – but when disaster strikes, the celebration is brought to an abrupt end. (HD) 8.30 WOULD I LIE TO YOU? THE UNSEEN BITS (9/9) Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell feature in a special episode of out-takes from the hit comedy panel show. (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 9.00 UNDERCOVER: BRITAIN’S IMMIGRATION SECRETS – PANORAMA The programme goes undercover in an immigration removal centre, which is a staging post for people who face deportation from the UK and comprises a mix of detainees who have overstayed visas or are seeking asylum with foreign national criminals who have finished prison sentences. (S) (W) (HD) 10.00 BBC NEWS AT TEN, WEATHER (W) (HD) 10.30 LOCAL NEWS, WEATHER Bulletins. (W) 10.45 IMAGINE – ALMA DEUTSCHER: FINDING CINDERELLA Alan Yentob meets the 12-year-old musical prodigy, talking to the composer, pianist and violinist as she prepares for the premiere of Cinderella in Vienna. (S) (HD) 11.50 LIVE AT THE APOLLO (4/6) Jon Richardson, team captain on 8 Out Of 10 Cats, hosts stand-up at the Apollo in Hammersmith. (rpt) Followed by Weather For The Week Ahead. (S) (W) (HD) 12.40 BBC News. Catch up with the latest headlines. (HD)

BBC 2

Richard Osman’s House Of Games, 6pm 6.00

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Flog It! Trade Secrets (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 6.30 Countryfile: Summer Diaries (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 7.15 Britain’s Home Truths (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 8.00 Sign Zone: The Big Family Cooking Showdown (rpt) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire (S) (W) (HD) 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live (S) (W) (HD) 12.00 Daily Politics (S) (W) (HD) 1.00 Athletics: Diamond League Brussels Highlights (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 2.00 A To Z Of TV Gardening (rpt) 2.10 Glorious Gardens From Above (rpt) (HD) 2.55 Coast Australia (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 3.45 Great British Railway Journeys (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 4.15 Planet Earth (rpt) (HD) 5.15 Flog It! (rpt) NEW RICHARD OSMAN’S HOUSE OF SERIES GAMES (1/15) Four famous faces take

part in a variety of entertaining trivia-based games across the week, beginning with Nish Kumar, Clara Amfo, Anneka Rice and Al Murray. (HD) EGGHEADS (24/95) Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show in which the winners of famous gameshows work as a team to tackle a new set of challengers hoping to win a cash prize. (S) (HD) ANTIQUES ROAD TRIP Charles Hanson and Catherine Southon set out on a road trip through Sussex to seek out bargains to take to auctions in Kent and Buckinghamshire. (S) (W) (HD) UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (7/37) The first-round matches continue with Trinity College, Oxford, taking on University College London for a place in the second stage. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions. (S) (W) (HD) NADIYA’S BRITISH FOOD ADVENTURE Nadiya Hussain concludes her culinary road trip by sampling what Wales has to offer. She heads to the Brecon Beacons National Park to meet sheep farmer Richard Roderick, who gives her a crash course from Richard in the essential skills of a shepherdess. Last in the series. (S) (W) (HD) DIANA AND I Drama charting the impact of the death of Diana, Princess of Wales on four ordinary people. Starring Tamsin Greig, Nico Mirallegro, Kiran Sonia Sawar and Laurie Davidson. (S) (HD) NEWSNIGHT, WEATHER (S) (W) (HD) ASTRONAUTS: DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES? (3/6) The candidates move from basic to advanced stages of selection. (rpt) (S) (W) (HD)

12.15 Sign Zone: Celebrity MasterChef (rpt) 1.15 Sign Zone: Secrets Of Silicon Valley (rpt) 2.15 This Is BBC Two (HD)

ITV

Emmerdale, 6.45pm 6.00

Good Morning Britain (W) (HD) 8.30 Lorraine (W) (HD) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (W) (HD) 10.30 This Morning (W) (HD) 12.30 Loose Women (W) (HD) 1.30 ITV News, Weather (W) 1.55 Local News (W) 2.00 Judge Rinder (W) (HD) 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (rpt) (W) (HD) 3.59 ITV Local Weather 4.00 Tipping Point (W) (HD) 5.00 The Chase (HD)

6.00 LOCAL NEWS, WEATHER Bulletins. (W) 6.15 ITV NEWS, WEATHER Latest headlines. (W) 6.45 EMMERDALE Dan has a change of heart over Daz, while Nell is hurt when she overhears Brenda and Bob’s uncomplimentary remarks about her photoshoot. Charity makes an appointment to meet up with a client at a posh hotel, but Debbie insists on going. (W) (HD) 7.15 WORLD CUP LIVE England v Slovakia (Kick-off 7.45pm). Mark Pougatch presents coverage of the Group F qualifier at Wembley Stadium, as Gareth Southgate’s men look to move a step closer to next summer’s tournament in Russia.

It is exactly a year to the day since the reverse fixture, which was the one and only game of Sam Allardyce’s ill-fated tenure as England manager. Adam Lallana scored the only goal deep into injury time to snatch the three points on that occasion. With analysis from Lee Dixon, Ian Wright and Ryan Giggs, plus commentary by Clive Tyldesley and Glenn Hoddle. (W) (HD) 10.00 ITV NEWS, WEATHER Latest headlines. (W) 10.30 LOCAL NEWS, WEATHER Bulletins. (W) 10.40 WORLD CUP QUALIFIER HIGHLIGHTS England v Slovakia. Jacqui Oatley presents action from the Group F qualifier at Wembley Stadium, as Gareth Southgate’s men looked to move a step closer to next summer’s tournament in Russia. It was exactly a year to the day since the reverse fixture, which was the one and only game of Sam Allardyce’s ill-fated tenure as England manager. (W) (HD) 11.40 THE JONATHAN ROSS SHOW (1/12) The chat show returns, as Jonathan interviews singer-turned-actor Harry Styles, actress Suranne Jones, retired track runner Mo Farah and comedian John Bishop. (rpt) (W) (HD) 12.40 Jackpot247. Live gaming. (W) 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (rpt) (SL) (W) (HD) 3.55 ITV Nightscreen (W) (HD) 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (rpt) (SL) (W) (HD)

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REGIONAL VARIATIONS BBC1 WALES As BBC1 except: 7.30-8.00 Thief Trackers BBC1 SCOTLAND As BBC1 except: 7.30-8.00 Grand Tours of Scotland’s Lochs. Paul Murton heads towards Loch Etive.

BBC1 NORTHERN IRELAND As BBC1 except: 7.30-8.00 Home Ground 11.50 Community Life 12.00 Live at the Apollo 12.45-6.00 BBC News. Catch up with the latest headlines.

ITV MERIDIAN As ITV except: 6.00 Local News. Headlines.

ITV CENTRAL As ITV except: 6.00 Local News. Headlines.

ITV ANGLIA As ITV except: 6.00 Local News. Headlines.

ITV YORKSHIRE As ITV except: 6.00 Local News. Headlines.

ITV TYNE TEES As ITV except: 6.00 Local News. Headlines.

ITV GRANADA As ITV except: 6.00 Local News. Headlines.

ITV BORDER As ITV except: 6.00-6.15 Local News. Headlines.

ITV WEST As ITV except: 6.00-6.15 Local News. Headlines.

ITV WALES As ITV WEST except: 6.00 ITV News Wales at Six S4C 6.00 Cyw: Hafod Haul 6.15 Cyw: Guto Gwningen 6.30 Cyw: Sam Tân 6.40 Cyw: Twt 6.55 Cyw: Peppa 7.00 Cyw: ASRA 7.15 Cyw: Ynys Broc Môr Lili 7.20 Cyw: Digbi Draig 7.35 Cyw: Jen a Jim Pob Dim 7.50 Cyw: Sara a Cwac 8.00 Cyw: Sbarc 8.15 Cyw: Ty Mel 8.20 Cyw: Y Dywysoges Fach 8.35 Cyw: Syrcas Deithiol Dewi 8.45 Cyw: Dwylo’r Enfys 9.00 Cyw: Igam Ogam 9.10 Cyw: Oli Dan y Don 9.25 Cyw: Chwedlau Tinga Tinga 9.35 Cyw: Cymylaubychain 9.45 Cyw: Bach a Mawr 10.00 Cyw: Hafod

Haul 10.15 Cyw: Guto Gwningen 10.30 Cyw: Sam Tân 10.40 Cyw: Twt 10.50 Cyw: Peppa 11.00 Cyw: ASRA 11.15 Cyw: Ynys Broc Môr Lili 11.20 Cyw: Digbi Draig 11.35 Cyw: Jen a Jim Pob Dim 11.50 Cyw: Sara a Cwac 12.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 12.05 Heno 1.00 Celwydd Noeth 1.30 Byd o Liw: Arlunwyr 2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.05 Y Plas 3.30 Y Plas 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh: Ffeil 5.05 Stwnsh: Boom! 5.15 Stwnsh: Fideo Fi 5.35 Stwnsh: O’r Stryd i Gwpan y Byd 6.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.05 100 Lle 6.30 Ralïo+ 7.00 Heno 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Garddio a Mwy 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Ffermio 10.00 Wyn Davies yn 60 10.35-12.50 Sgorio Rhyngwladol

CHANNEL 4

Jamie’s Quick & Easy Food, 8pm 6.00

Countdown (rpt) 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens (rpt) 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 9.00 Frasier (rpt) 9.35 Frasier (rpt) 10.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (rpt) 11.00 Coast Vs Country (rpt) (HD) 12.00 Channel 4 News (HD) 12.05 Couples Come Dine With Me (rpt) (HD) 1.05 French Collection (HD) 2.10 Countdown (HD) 3.00 Cheap Cheap Cheap (HD) 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun (rpt) (HD) 5.00 Come Dine With Me (HD) 5.30 Streetmate (HD)

6.00 THE SIMPSONS Homer moves into a camper van parked in the backyard, while Marge retains sole residence of the family home – prompting Bart to take action in a bid to reunite them. (rpt) 6.30 HOLLYOAKS Ste’s trial begins, with Kate Garraway reporting on the case. Elsewhere, Tony and Diane go to work before their day in court, but Marnie has left them in the lurch. (HD) 7.00 CHANNEL 4 NEWS Latest headlines. (HD) 8.00 JAMIE’S QUICK & EASY FOOD (3/8) Jamie Oliver makes Asian fishcakes with a sweet and spicy glaze, lemony courgette linguine, sticky lamb chops as a single-pan dish and cherry chocolate mousse for dessert. (HD) 8.30 SUPERFOODS: THE REAL STORY (3/8) Kate Quilton heads to Chile to discover if snails could be medical miracles, before visiting Ghana to find out if African weeds could be challengers for kale’s superfood crown. (HD) 9.00 999: WHAT’S YOUR EMERGENCY? Police are dispatched when a four-year-old boy is found wandering the streets alone and an eight-year-old is discovered making a camp in an area frequented by drug users. (HD) 10.00 WHITE KID, BROWN KID Documentary following two teenagers from very different worlds as they try to become friends in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire. (HD) 11.05 TRUMP’S WAR ON THE BORDER An insight into life on the US-Mexican border. (HD) 12.00 Random Acts. Zawe Ashton introduces more short films. (HD) 12.35 60 Days In Jail 1.25 Bring Me Back To Life (rpt) (SL) (HD) 2.20 Secrets Of Your New Car: Channel 4 Dispatches (rpt) (HD) 2.45 Location, Location, Location (rpt) (SL) (HD) 3.40 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb (HD) 4.40 Double Your House For Half The Money (rpt) (HD) 5.35 Too Many Cooks (rpt)

CHANNEL 5

MONDAY 4 SEPTEMBER 2017

All New Traffic Cops, 8pm 6.00

Milkshake! Puffin Rock (HD) 6.10 Poppy Cat (rpt) (HD) 6.20 Simon (HD) 6.25 Bob The Builder (rpt) 6.35 Fireman Sam (rpt) (HD) 6.50 Thomas And Friends: Extraordinary Engines (rpt) (HD) 7.05 Milkshake! Bopping About (rpt) (HD) 7.10 Nella The Princess Knight (HD) 7.20 Noddy (rpt) (HD) 7.35 Paw Patrol (rpt) (HD) 7.50 Rusty Rivets (rpt) (HD) 8.00 Digby Dragon (rpt) (HD) 8.15 Floogals (rpt) (HD) 8.30 Peppa Pig (HD) 8.40 Peppa Pig (rpt) 8.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom (rpt) 9.05 Mofy (HD) 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD) 11.15 The Yorkshire Vet (rpt) (HD) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (HD) 12.15 The Hotel Inspector (rpt) (HD) 1.10 Access (HD) 1.15 Home And Away (HD) 1.45 Neighbours (HD) 2.15 NCIS (rpt) 3.15 FILM: Dear Viola (2014) Romantic comedy, starring Kellie Martin. (W) (HD) 5.00 5 News At 5 (HD) 5.30 Neighbours (rpt) (HD)

6.00 HOME AND AWAY Alf confronts his assailant, who claims to have amnesia, Tori doubts Brody’s story and suggests he continue his search for a rehab clinic, while Ziggy bonds with Olivia. (rpt) 6.30 5 NEWS TONIGHT, WEATHER (HD) 7.00 DOGS MAKE YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD 3 Hilarious and outrageous dog-themed videos taken from the internet. Highlights include a contender for the record for the world’s tallest living dog and Otto the skateboarding dog. (rpt) (HD) Followed by 5 News Update. (HD) 8.00 ALL NEW TRAFFIC COPS (14/21) Officers from the West Yorkshire Safer Roads team pursue a disqualified driver through Bradford, while a pensioner is knocked down in a hit-and-run incident in York. (HD) Followed by 5 News. (HD) 9.00 THE MURDER OF TIA SHARP: MY DAUGHTER The events surrounding the death of 12-year-old Tia Sharp in August 2012, featuring interviews with her father Steven Carter and the detective who led the investigation. (HD) 10.30 MURDERED BY MY FIANCE Documentary following the case of Ian Stewart, who was found guilty of murdering Helen Bailey. (rpt) (HD) 11.30 NIGHTMARE TENANTS, SLUM LANDLORDS Lawyer Chris has a complex case on his hands involving squatters. (rpt) (HD) 12.25 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door (rpt) (HD) 1.15 SuperCasino (HD) 3.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors (rpt) (HD) 4.00 Now That’s Funny! (rpt) (SL) (HD) 4.45 House Doctor (rpt) (SL) 5.10 House Busters (rpt) (SL)

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6.00am Teleshopping 8.00 8 Simple Rules 8.20 Gilmore Girls 9.15 Milkshake! 11.00 Film: Bewitched (2005) (PG) Fantasy comedy. 1.00pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 2.00 Can’t Pay Special: Big Family Bust Up 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 According to Jim 6.00 Neighbours. 6.30 Home and Away. 7.00 8 Simple Rules 7.30 Film: Dirty Dancing (2017) (12) Musical.

10.05 The Dirty Dancing Story 11.35 Star 12.30am South Park 1.25 The Shannara Chronicles 2.20 Badass Brides 3.15 Teen Wolf 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

6.00am Teleshopping 9.10 The Mentalist 9.55 Law & Order 11.55 CSI: Miami 12.55pm Access 1.10 Film: A Husband’s Confession (2015) (12) Drama, starring JR Bourne. 3.00 NCIS 4.00 Law & Order 6.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.00 NCIS 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. A woman with multiple sclerosis is found beaten and raped. 11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. A journalist is found dead.

11.55 Bull 12.55am CSI: Miami 1.55 CSI: Miami 2.50 Chicago PD 3.50 Access 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

CRITIC’S CHOICE

BY MIKE WARD

WORLD CUP LIVE 7pm, Sky Sports Football; 7.15pm, ITV; 7.30pm, Sky Sports Mix + + + + It’s another night of World Cup qualifying fun for three of our home nations. Corrie makes way on ITV for England’s tie at Wembley against Slovakia, while Sky Sports Mix (terrible name, by the way) is showing Northern Ireland’s game at Windsor Park against the Slovakians’ old chums the Czech Republic. Meanwhile, on Sky Sports Football, Glasgow’s Hampden Park is sure to give a warm welcome to visitors Malta, soundly beaten 5-1 on the last occasion they and Scotland squared up.

THE DAVINA HOUR

9pm, W + + + Over the years, Davina McCall has always enjoyed a good chinwag. Playing Cupid with total strangers on dating series Streetmate, grilling Big Brother housemates, nattering with celebs on her BBC1 prime-time chat show (remember that? Never mind…), and these days getting obvious pleasure from bringing people together on ITV’s Long Lost Family. Taking things further still, this new series, on digital channel W (Sky 109/245, Virgin 125/191 and BT & TalkTalk 311), finds Davina and her guests debating various modern-day issues, starting with the theme of perfection. Is the pressure to achieve it these days, particularly for the selfie generation, making people’s lives a misery?

SUPERFOODS: THE REAL STORY

8.30pm, Channel 4 + + + Could snails be medical miracles? Is kale less of a superfood than a bunch of weeds found in Africa? Is olive oil the answer to Alzheimer’s? Funny you should ask, because so does Superfoods presenter Kate Quilton.

MONDAY 4 SEPTEMBER 2017

SATELLITE, CABLE & DIGITAL

FILM GUIDE

The Graduate 9pm, TCM/HD SKY CINEMA PREMIERE

Sky 301 Virgin 431

6.00am Kill the King (2016) 15 Crime drama, starring Emily Browning. 7.40 The Dragon Spell (2016) U Animated fantasy, featuring the voice of Viktor Andrienko. 9.15 Trolls (2016) U 10.55 Manhattan Night (2016) 15 Premiere. Thriller, starring Adrien Brody. 12.55pm Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016) 12.

3.15 The Dragon Spell (2016) U Animated fantasy, featuring the voice of Viktor Andrienko.

4.45 Trolls (2016) U Animation, with the voices of Anna Kendrick and Justin Timberlake. 6.25 Man Down (2015) 15 Drama, starring Shia LaBeouf. 8.00 Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016) 12 Harry Potter prequel, starring Eddie Redmayne. 10.15 Manhattan Night (2016) 15 Premiere. Thriller, starring Adrien Brody. 12.20am Ouija: Origin Of Evil (2016) 15 Supernatural horror prequel, starring Elizabeth Reaser. 2.15 Daylight’s End (2016) 15 Horror. 4.15 Blinky Bill (2015) PG SKY CINEMA COMEDY Sky 308 Virgin 438 7.15am Lost in Karastan (2014) 15 9.00 Happy Gilmore (1996) 12 With Adam Sandler.

10.40 O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000) 12 With George Clooney. 12.35pm The Boss (2016) 15 With Melissa McCarthy. 2.25 The Intern (2015) 12 With Robert De Niro. 4.30 Don Verdean (2015) 12 With Sam Rockwell.

6.15 Crocodile Dundee (1986) 15 With Paul Hogan. 8.00 The Boss (2016) 15 With Melissa McCarthy. 9.45 Miss Congeniality (2000) 12 With Sandra Bullock. 11.45 Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005) 12 With Sandra Bullock. 1.45am Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006) 15 With Sacha Baron Cohen. 3.15 The Sweetest Thing (2002) 15 With Cameron Diaz. 4.50 Ghostbusters: Special 5.20 Police Academy 6: City Under Siege (1989) PG With Bubba Smith.

SKY CINEMA ACTION Sky 307 Virgin 437 6.15am Batman & Robin (1997) PG With George Clooney. 8.25 Rocky (1976) PG With Sylvester Stallone. 10.30 Stealth (2005) 12 With Jamie Foxx. 12.35pm X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) 12 With Hugh Jackman. 2.25 Max Payne (2008) 15 With Mark Wahlberg. 4.10 GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) 12 With Channing Tatum. 6.15 Ride Along 2 (2016) 12 With Ice Cube. 8.00 Green Zone (2010) 15 With Matt Damon. 10.00 Jason Bourne (2016) 12 With Matt Damon. 12.10am Conan the Barbarian (1982) 15 With Arnold Schwarzenegger. 2.30 Punisher: War Zone (2008) 18 With Ray Stevenson. 4.25 Batman & Robin (1997) PG

SKY CINEMA FAMILY

Sky 306 Virgin 436

6.00am Scooby-Doo (2002) PG Live-action comedy adventure. 7.30 Maya the Bee Movie (2014) U Animated adventure. 9.00 Candy Planet (2016) U Animated adventure.

10.20 Ozzy: The Great Furscape (2016) U 12.00noon The Angry Birds Movie (2016) U 1.45 Charlotte’s Web (2006) U Family drama.

3.25 Maya the Bee Movie (2014) U With the voice of Coco Jack Gillies. 5.00 Candy Planet (2016) U Animated adventure. 6.20 Ozzy: The Great Furscape (2016) U Animated adventure, featuring the voice of Jacob Tremblay. 8.00 The Angry Birds Movie (2016) U Animation, with the voice of Jason Sudeikis. 9.45 Charlotte’s Web (2006) U Family drama, with the voice of Julia Roberts. 11.30 The Simpsons Movie (2007) PG Animated comedy, with the voice of Dan Castellaneta. 1.05am Man of the House (1995) U Disney comedy, starring Chevy Chase.

2.50 Scooby-Doo (2002) PG Live-action comedy adventure, starring Sarah Michelle Gellar. 4.20 The Simpsons Movie (2007) PG Animated comedy, with the voice of Dan Castellaneta.

SKY CINEMA DRAMA Sky 310 Virgin 440 6.00am Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961) PG With Audrey Hepburn. 8.00 Sabrina (1954) U With Audrey Hepburn. 10.00 Despite the Falling Snow (2016) 12 With Rebecca Ferguson.

11.45 My Girl (1991) PG With Anna Chlumsky.

1.35pm My Girl 2 (1994) PG With Dan Aykroyd.

3.25 A Beautiful Mind (2001) 12 With Russell Crowe. 5.45 Truth (2015) 15 With Robert Redford. 8.00 The Finest Hours (2016) 12 With Chris Pine. 10.00 Love Actually (2003) 15 With Hugh Grant. 12.20am Nine Months (1995) 12 With Hugh Grant. 2.10 4 Minute Mile (2015) 12 With Kelly Blatz. 3.55 Ghostbusters: Special 4.25 How to Marry a Millionaire (1953) U SKY CINEMA STAR WARS Sky 304 Virgin 434 7.10am Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005) 12 9.35 Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999) U. 11.55 Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones (2002) PG 2.20pm Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005) 12 4.40 Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) 12 6.55 Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope (1977) U 9.00 Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980) U With Mark Hamill and Harrison Ford. 11.10 Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi (1983) U Sci-fi adventure sequel, starring Mark Hamill. 1.35am Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens (2015) 12 Sci-fi adventure sequel, starring Daisy Ridley.

4.05 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) PG

TCM

Sky 317 Virgin 415

6.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors (5/91) 6.30 Hollywood’s Best Film Directors (6/91) 7.10 A Thunder of Drums (1961) PG Western, starring Richard Boone. 9.05 The Virginian (1946) PG Western remake, starring Joel McCrea. 10.50 Catlow (1971) PG Western, with Yul Brynner. 12.50pm Rawhide (1/30) 1.55 Rawhide (2/30) 3.00 The Law and Jake Wade (1958) U Western, starring Robert Taylor. 4.40 The Iron Sheriff (1957) U Western, starring Sterling Hayden. 6.10 The First Texan (1956) U Fact-based Western, starring Joel McCrea.

7.45 Pursuit to Algiers (1945) PG Sherlock Holmes mystery, starring Basil Rathbone. 9.00 The Graduate (1967) 15 Comedy drama, starring Dustin Hoffman. 11.10 The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976) 18 Western, directed by and starring Clint Eastwood. 1.50am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura (3/8) 2.50 Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura (6/8) 3.45 Hollywood’s Best Film Directors Sky 315 Freeview 15 Virgin 428 FILM4 11.00am Hatari! (1962) U Comedy adventure, starring John Wayne. 2.10pm The Blue Dahlia (1946) PG Thriller, starring Alan Ladd. 4.15 Jubal (1956) PG Western, starring Glenn Ford and Ernest Borgnine. 6.20 Seven Years in Tibet (1997) PG Fact-based drama, starring Brad Pitt. 9.00 Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) 12 Second World War superhero adventure, with Chris Evans. 11.25 Outrageous Fortune (1987) 15 Comedy, starring Bette Midler and Shelley Long. 1.25am Black Souls (2014) 15 SKY CINEMA DISNEY Sky 305 Virgin 435 6.15am Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch (2005) U Animated comedy sequel. 7.30 Zootropolis (2016) PG Animated comedy, with the voice of Ginnifer Goodwin. 9.30 Pete’s Dragon (2016) PG 11.20 The Fox and the Hound 2 (2006) U Animated sequel, with the voice of Patrick Swayze. 12.40pm The Jungle Book (2016) PG 2.30 The Good Dinosaur (2015) PG Pixar animated adventure. 4.10 Pete’s Dragon (2016) PG Adventure, starring Bryce Dallas Howard. 6.00 Zootropolis (2016) PG Disney animated comedy, with the voice of Ginnifer Goodwin. 8.00 The Jungle Book (2016) PG Adventure, starring Neel Sethi. 10.00 Glory Road (2006) PG Fact-based sporting drama, starring Josh Lucas. 12.00midnight Invincible (2006) PG Fact-based sporting drama. 1.50 Benji the Hunted (1987) PG Adventure, with Red Steagall. 3.25 Rascal (1969) U Fact-based family drama. 4.55 Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World (1998) U Animated sequel.

Sky 106 Virgin 110 SKY 1 6.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 8.00 Monkey Life 9.00 The Dog Whisperer 10.00 Modern Family 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00noon Hawaii Five-0 2.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.00 Supergirl 4.00 The Flash 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.00 The Simpsons 8.30 The Simpsons. Bart spends time with Springfield’s grandmothers.

9.00 The Greatest Sci-fi Movies In The Universe 11.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 12.00midnight A League Of Their Own: Unseen 1.00 The Force: Manchester 3.00 Motorway Patrol 4.00 Animal 999 5.00 Monkey Life Sky 108 SKY ATLANTIC 6.00am Fish Town 8.00 Urban Secrets 10.00 The West Wing 12.00noon Without A Trace 1.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.00 Blue Bloods 3.00 The British 4.00 The West Wing 6.00 Without A Trace 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 Big Little Lies 10.00 Amy Schumer: Live At The Apollo. Standup comedy. 11.20 Game Of Thrones 12.50am Muhammad Ali’s Greatest Fight 2.40 The Following 3.40 Looking 4.15 The West Wing Sky 109 Virgin 125 W 6.10am Countryside 999 7.00 MasterChef Australia 8.00 My Dream Home 9.00 Extreme Weight Loss 10.00 The Bill 11.00 Tipping Point 1.00pm River Cottage To The Core 2.00 MasterChef USA 3.00 Who Do You Think You Are? 4.00 Extreme Weight Loss 5.00 Tipping Point 7.00 MasterChef Australia 8.30 My Restaurant In India 9.00 The Davina Hour 10.00 Gavin & Stacey 10.40 EastEnders 11.20 Babies: Special Delivery 12.20am Gavin & Stacey 1.00 Grimm 2.40 Judge Faith 3.00 Home Shopping Sky 156 Virgin 208 LIFETIME 6.00am Teleshopping 7.00 Masters Of Flip 8.00 Million Dollar Decorators 9.00 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 10.00 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey 11.00 Judge Judy 1.00pm My Ghost Story 2.00 Million Dollar Decorators 3.00 Little Women: LA 4.00 Dance Moms 5.00 Project Runway All Stars 6.00 Australia’s Next Top Model 7.00 Judge Judy 8.00 Flipping Vegas 9.00 Dance Moms 10.00 So Sharp: Dance Squad 11.00 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 12.00midnight Dance Moms 1.00 So Sharp: Dance Squad 2.00 Dance Mums With Jennifer Ellison 3.00 Dance Moms Sky 529 Virgin 270 HISTORY 6.00am Pawn Stars 7.10 American Pickers 8.00 Counting Cars 9.00 Ancient Aliens 10.00 Forged In Fire 11.00 Top Shot 12.00noon Ice Road Truckers 1.00 Pawn Stars 2.00 Counting Cars 3.00 American Pickers 4.00 Storage Wars 5.00 Top Shot 6.00 Forged In Fire 7.00 American Pickers 8.00 Robert Redford’s The West 9.00 American Pickers 10.00 Duck Dynasty 12.00midnight Forged In Fire 1.00 Top Shot 2.00 American Pickers 3.00 Homicide Hunter COMEDY CENTRAL Sky 112 Virgin 132 8.00am The Middle 10.00 Friends 1.00pm Impractical Jokers 2.00 Friends 3.00 8 Simple Rules 4.00 Friends 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.00 Impractical Jokers 10.30 Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes 11.00 Workaholics 11.30 Hood Adjacent 12.00midnight Impractical Jokers 1.30 South Park 4.15 Two And A Half Men Sky 107 Virgin 112 SKY LIVING 6.00am Cooks To Market 6.15 60 Minute Makeover 7.15 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 8.15 Road Wars 9.15 My Kitchen Rules: Australia 10.30 Nothing To Declare 12.00noon Criminal Minds 1.00 Customs UK 2.00 Cold Case 3.00 Cooks To Market 3.15 Stop, Search, Seize 4.15 Border Security USA 5.15 Nothing To Declare 6.45 My Kitchen Rules: Australia 8.00 Elementary 9.00 Criminal Minds 12.00midnight Bones 1.00 Limitless 2.00 Customs UK 4.00 Criminal Minds 5.00 Nothing To Declare Sky 110 Virgin 124 GOLD 7.20am Goodnight Sweetheart 8.35 Lucky Feller 9.05 The Piglet Files 9.40 A Sharp Intake Of Breath 10.15 Butterflies 10.55 Goodnight Sweetheart 12.15pm Only Fools And Horses 11.15 Goodnight Sweetheart 12.35am The Piglet Files 1.05 Butterflies 1.40 Lucky Feller 2.15 Big School 3.20 Inside No 9 4.00 Home Shopping

FREEVIEW BBC FOUR

Sky 116 Freeview 9 Virgin 107

7.00pm World News Today, Weather 7.30 World War One At Home: The Trawlermen 8.00 War At Sea: Scotland’s Story. Part two of two.

9.00 The Normans 10.00 Blood And Gold: The Making Of Spain With Simon Sebag Montefiore 11.00 Churchill’s First World War 12.30am War At Sea: Scotland’s Story 1.30 The High Art Of The Low Countries 2.30 The Normans Sky 118 Freeview 6 Virgin 115 ITV2 6.00am You’ve Been Framed! Gold 6.25 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 7.15 Below Deck 8.00 Emmerdale 8.30 Coronation Street 9.30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 10.20 Below Deck 11.15 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 12.20pm Emmerdale 12.50 Coronation Street 1.50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show 6.00 Dress To Impress 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 8.00 Two And A Half Men 8.30 Two And A Half Men 9.00 Family Guy 9.30 Family Guy 10.00 Family Guy 10.30 Family Guy11.00 Family Guy 11.30 American Dad! 12.30am The Cleveland Show 1.25 Scorpion 2.10 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 2.25 Teleshopping Sky 119 Freeview 10 Virgin 117 ITV3 6.00am On The Buses 6.25 The Royal 7.25 Heartbeat 8.35 Where The Heart Is 9.40 Judge Judy 11.00 Rising Damp 11.25 You’re Only Young Twice 12.00noon On The Buses 12.35 Griff’s Great Britain 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.05 Wycliffe 4.20 You’re Only Young Twice 4.50 On The Buses 5.20 Rising Damp 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.05 Law & Order: UK 11.05 The Street 12.20am The Blonde Bombshell 2.15 ITV3 Nightscreen Sky 120 Freeview 24 Virgin 118 ITV4 6.00am The Chase 6.45 Storage Wars: Texas 8.00 Cycling: Vuelta A Espana 9.00 Cycling: Tour Of Britain 10.00 Cycling: Tour Of Britain Live 3.45pm World Cup Top Goalscorers 4.00 Minder 5.00 The Professionals 6.00 Storage Wars: Texas 6.35 Storage Wars: Texas 7.00 Pawn Stars 8.00 Cycling: Tour Of Britain 9.00 Film: Game Of Death (2011) (18) Action thriller. 11.05 Film: The Enforcer (1976) (18) 1.10am Minder 2.05 Motorsport UK 2.55 ITV4 Nightscreen Sky 149 Freeview 26 Virgin 119 ITVBE 6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Be Tasty 9.10 The Only Way Is Essex 10.00 Bring It! 11.00 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 12.00noon Buying And Selling 1.00 Dinner Date 2.00 The Bachelor 3.00 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey 4.00 The Real Housewives Of Melbourne 6.00 Buying And Selling 7.00 Dinner Date 8.00 Dinner Date 9.00 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 10.00 There’s Something About Megan. New series.11.00 Married To Medicine 12.00midnight The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Sky 136 Freeview 28 Virgin 144 E4 6.00am Hollyoaks 6.30 Coach Trip: Road To Zante 7.00 Made In Chelsea 8.00 Melissa & Joey 9.00 Black-ish 10.00 Baby Daddy 11.00 How I Met Your Mother 12.00noon The Goldbergs 1.00 The Big Bang Theory 2.00 Melissa & Joey 3.00 Baby Daddy 4.00 2 Broke Girls 5.00 The Goldbergs 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Coach Trip: Road To Zante 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Made In Chelsea: Ibiza 10.00 Celebs Go Dating. New series. 11.05 The Big Bang Theory 12.00midnight Gogglebox 1.05 Celebs Go Dating 2.10 First Dates 3.05 Made In Chelsea: Ibiza 3.55 Rude Tube Sky 138 Freeview 14 Virgin 147 MORE4 8.55am A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 11.00 Four In A Bed 1.40pm A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 3.50 Brunel’s Last Launch: A Time Team Special 4.50 Searching For Shakespeare’s House: A Time Team Special 5.55 Vet On The Hill 6.55 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 All Gardens Great And Small 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.05 All Gardens Great And Small 2.10 Grand Designs 3.15 8 Out Of 10 Cats Sky 614 Freeview 202 Virgin 702 CBEEBIES 6.00am Get Set Go: Show Me Show Me 6.20 Baby Jake 6.30 Alphablocks 6.35 Twirlywoos 6.50 Raa Raa The Noisy Lion 7.00 Teletubbies

7.15 Bing 7.25 Numberblocks 7.30 Hey Duggee 7.45 Peter Rabbit 8.00 Go Jetters 8.10 Octonauts 8.25 Justin’s House 8.50 Kate & MimMim 9.00 Discover And Do: Timmy Time 9.10 Bing 9.20 Patchwork Pals 9.25 Olobob Top 9.30 Twirlywoos 9.45 Something Special: We’re All Friends 10.05 Teletubbies 10.20 Alphablocks 10.25 Charlie And Lola 10.35 Tiny Tumble 10.40 Let’s Play 11.00 Magic Door 11.05 Mr Bloom: Here And There 11.20 Show Me Show Me 11.40 Waybuloo 12.00noon I Can Cook With You 12.15 My Story 12.30 Grandpa In My Pocket 12.45 Melody 12.55 Wussywat The Clumsy Cat 1.00 Tinga Tinga Tales 1.15 Bing 1.20 Patchwork Pals 1.25 Olobob Top 1.35 Twirlywoos 1.45 Something Special: We’re All Friends 2.05 Teletubbies 2.20 Alphablocks 2.25 Charlie And Lola 2.35 Tiny Tumble 2.40 Let’s Play 3.00 Magic Door 3.05 My Pet And Me 3.25 Big Fun Time: Footy Pups 3.40 Go Jetters 3.50 Hey Duggee 4.00 The Furchester Hotel 4.15 Kazoops 4.20 Messy Goes To Okido 4.30 Do You Know? 4.45 Peter Rabbit 5.00 Tree Fu Tom 5.20 Topsy And Tim 5.35 Our Family 5.45 Dipdap 5.50 Nelly & Nora 6.00 Bedtime Hour: Clangers 6.10 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal 6.20 In The Night Garden 6.50 Bedtime Stories Sky 663 Freeview 85 HOCHANDA 7.00am Soft Craft with Crafters Companion 8.00 Tando Creative 9.00 ClarityStamp One Day Special 10.00 Craft Yourself Silly 11.00 Soft Craft with Crafters Companion 12noon Tando Creative 1.00 Claritystamp One Day Special 2.00 Craft Yourself Silly 3.00 Soft Craft with Crafters Companion. Creative ideas.

4.00 Artistic Flair Stencils 5.00 ClarityStamp One Day Special 6.00 Sizzix Tim Hotlz Christmas One Day Special 7.00 Artistic Flair Stencils 8.00 Sizzix Tim Holtz Christmas One Day Special Sky 537 Freeview 19 Virgin 245 YESTERDAY

6.00am Antiques Roadshow 7.10 Medieval Dead 8.00 Hitler’s Space Rocket 9.00 Tenko 10.00 Medieval Dead 12.00noon Time Team 2.00 Secrets Of War 4.00 Sharpe 6.00 Tenko 7.00 The Nazis: A Warning From History 8.00 Monarchy By David Starkey 9.00 Blackadder Rides Again 10.00 To The Manor Born 10.40 Fawlty Towers 11.25 Monarchy By David Starkey 12.25am The Nazis: A Warning From History 1.25 Secrets Of War 2.25 Mummy Mysteries Sky 111 Freeview 12 Virgin 127 DAVE 7.10am Scrapheap Challenge 8.10 American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK 10.00 American Pickers 12.00noon Jay Leno’s Garage 1.00 Top Gear 3.00 Brojects In The House 3.30 Brojects 4.00 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 5.00 Top Gear 7.00 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 8.00 QI XL 9.00 Live At The Apollo 10.00 Room 101 11.20 QI 12.00midnight Would I Lie To You? 12.40 Mock The Week 1.20 QI 2.00 Would I Lie To You? 2.40 Parks And Recreation Sky 158 Freeview 20 Virgin 128 DRAMA 7.10am David Copperfield 8.00 Dangerfield 9.00 Pie In The Sky 10.00 All Creatures Great And Small 11.00 The Bill 1.00pm Last Of The Summer Wine 1.40 Brush Strokes 2.20 Birds Of A Feather 3.00 Dangerfield 4.00 Pie In The Sky 5.00 All Creatures Great And Small 6.00 Brush Strokes 6.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 7.20 To The Manor Born 8.00 Life On Mars 9.00 Death In Paradise 10.00 New Tricks 11.20 Birds Of A Feather 12.00midnight The Bill 1.00 Cazalets Sky 148 Freeview 39 Virgin 192 CBS ACTION 9.00am JAG 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 Diagnosis Murder 12.00noon Bonanza 2.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.00 NCIS 4.00 Walker, Texas Ranger 5.00 JAG 6.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 7.00 Diagnosis Murder 8.00 Walker, Texas Ranger 9.00 NCIS 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles11.00 Diagnosis Murder 12.00midnight NCIS: Los Angeles 12.55 NCIS 1.50 NCIS: Los Angeles Sky 146 Freeview 66 Virgin 148 CBS REALITY 6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Judge Judy 9.55 Hoarders: Family Secrets 10.45 Unsolved Mysteries 11.40 48 Hours: Mystery 12.35pm Judge Judy 3.10 Hoarders: Family Secrets 4.05 Unsolved Mysteries 5.00 Judge Judy 7.00 Medical Detectives 7.30 Medical Detectives 8.00 Unsolved Mysteries 9.00 Killer Doctors On Death Row 10.00 Snapped: Killer Couples 11.00 Medical Detectives 12.00midnight Sins And Secrets 1.00 Killer Doctors On Death Row

SPORT SKY SPORTS MAIN EVENT Sky 401 Virgin 511

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 10.00 Premier League Daily 11.00 Sky Sports Now 12.00noon Sky Sports Today 4.30 Live PGA Tour Golf 7.00 Live WCQ. Scotland v Malta. 10.00 Live PGA Tour Golf 11.00 Through The Night

SKY SPORTS PREMIER LEAGUE Sky 402 Virgin 512

6.00am Football Countdowns 8.00 Best PL Goals 16/17 9.00 Football Countdowns 10.00 Premier League Daily 11.00 Best PL Goals 16/17 12.00noon Football Countdowns 1.00 Premier League Years 3.00 Football Countdowns 5.00 Premier League 100 Club 5.30 Premier League Legends 6.00 Premier League Best Goals 7.00 PL 25 Seasons 9.00 Football Countdowns 9.30 Football Countdowns 10.00 Football Countdowns 10.30 Football Countdowns 11.00 PL Greatest Games 11.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 12.00midnight Premier League Best Goals 1.00 Premier League 100 Club 1.30 Premier League Legends 2.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 2.30 Premier League 100 Club 3.00 Premier League Legends 3.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 4.00 Premier League Best Goals 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 5.30 Premier League 100 Club

SKY SPORTS CRICKET Sky 404 Virgin 514

6.00am Cricket’s Greatest 7.00 Masterclass: AB De Villiers 8.30 Cricket’s Greatest 10.00 Masterclass: Sachin V Shane 10.20 Masterclass: Virat Kohli 10.40 Masterclass: Flintoff And Key 11.00 Cricket’s Greatest 1.00pm Masterclass: AB De Villiers 2.00 Cricket’s Greatest 3.00 How The 2012 ICC World T20 Was Won 5.00 Masterclass: Kevin Pietersen 5.30 Masterclass: AB De Villiers 6.00 Best Of The Sky Cricket Zone 7.00 How The ICC Champions Trophy 2017 Was Won 10.00 Cricket’s Greatest 10.30 Cricket’s Greatest. A profile of Michael Holding. 11.00 Best Of The Sky Cricket Zone 12.00midnight Masterclass: Kevin Pietersen 12.30 Masterclass: AB De Villiers 1.00 Cricket’s Greatest 3.00 Masterclass: AB De Villiers 3.30 Masterclass: Sachin V Shane 3.50 Masterclass: Virat Kohli 4.10 Masterclass: Flintoff And Key 4.30 Cricket’s Greatest

SKY SPORTS ACTION Sky 407 Virgin 517

6.00am Sky Sports Boxing Gold 7.00 New Zealand NPC Rugby Union 8.50 Currie Cup Rugby Union 10.40 Great Sporting Moments 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Sports Unlimited 12.30pm New Zealand NPC Rugby Union 2.20 Currie Cup Rugby Union 4.10 NFL: America’s Game 6.00 NFL – A Football Life 7.00 NFL: America’s Game 8.00 NFL: America’s Game 9.00 NFL: America’s Game 10.00 NFL Hard Knocks: Tampa Bay Buccaneers 11.00 NFL – Greatest Games 12.30am NFL – A Football Life 1.30 NFL: America’s Game 2.30 NFL – Greatest Games 4.00 NFL – A Football Life 5.30 Sky Sports Boxing Gold

BT SPORT 1 Sky 413 Virgin 531

5.00am Irish Rally Review 5.30 Mobil 1: The Grid 6.00 Aviva Premiership Rugby Highlights 8.30 Gillette World Sport 9.00 Rookie 93: Marc Marquez Beyond The Smile 10.30 MotoGP Rewind 10.45 There’s No Place Like Home 12.00noon British Rally Championship Highlights 1.00 Irish Rally Review 1.30 Formula V8 3.5 3.30 Michelin Le Mans Cup Highlights 4.00 European Le Mans Series Highlights 5.00 Eurocup Formula Renault 2.0 6.00 Mobil 1: The Grid 6.30 ESPN Films: The Little Master 7.30 SGB Premiership10.30 UEFA Champions League Magazine. The latest news and updates from the UEFA Champions League. 11.00 Inside Sailing 11.30 Big Shot 1.00am Live MLB. Los Angeles Dodgers v Arizona Diamondbacks (Start-time 1.10am). 4.00 MLB’s Best 4.30 Sarah & Suzanne

EUROSPORT 1 Sky 410 Virgin 523

9.00am US Open Tennis 3.30pm Live US Open Tennis. Coverage of the eighth day at Flushing Meadows in New York. 6.00 Live US Open Tennis 9.00 Live US Open Tennis. Continued coverage of the eighth day at Flushing Meadows in New York.

12.00midnight Live US Open Tennis. Further coverage of the eighth day at Flushing Meadows in New York. 2.00 Live US Open Tennis.

Concluding coverage of the eighth day at Flushing Meadows in New York. 5.00 US Open Tennis

RADIO RADIO 1

(FM: 97.6-99.8MHz)

6.33 The Radio 1 Breakfast Show With Nick Grimshaw 10.00 Clara Amfo 12.45 Newsbeat.

Headlines. 1.00 Scott Mills. Music and topical chat. 4.00 Greg James 5.45 Newsbeat 6.00 Greg James 7.00 MistaJam 9.00 Radio 1’s Specialist Chart With Phil Taggart 10.00 Phil Taggart 1.00 Friction 4.00 Adele Roberts (FM: 88-90.2MHz) RADIO 2 5.00 Vanessa Feltz 6.30 Chris Evans 9.30 Ken Bruce 12.00 Jeremy Vine 2.00 Steve Wright In The Afternoon 5.00 Simon Mayo 7.00 Paul Jones. A selection of music from the blues scene, featuring the best of the new releases as well as classic tracks from the archives. 8.00 Jo Whiley. A mix of new music and classic album tracks, with guests dropping in to the studio to chat. 10.00 Ricky Ross’s New Traditio 11.00 David Rodigan 12.00 Johnnie Walker’s Sounds Of The 70s 2.00 Radio 2’s Jazz Playlists 3.00 Radio 2 Playlists: Great British Songbook 4.00 Radio 2 Playlist: Hidden Treasures (FM: 90.2-92.4MHz) RADIO 3 6.30 Breakfast 9.00 Essential Classics 12.00 Composer Of The Week: Mozart 1.00 News 1.02 BBC Proms 2017: Proms At Cadogan Hall 2.00 Afternoon On 3 4.30 In Tune 6.30 Composer Of The Week: Mozart 7.30 BBC Proms 2017 10.15 Free Thinking 11.00 Jazz Now 12.30 Through The Night (FM: 92.4-94.6MHz, LW: 198KHz) RADIO 4 5.30 News Briefing 5.43 Prayer For The Day 5.45 Farming Today 5.58 Tweet Of The Day 6.00 Today 9.00 Fry’s English Delight 9.30 Oliver Burkeman Is Busy 9.45 (LW) Daily Service 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week: Every Third Thought 10.00 Woman’s Hour 11.00 It’s Obscene! 11.30 Fags, Mags And Bags 12.00 News 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast 12.04 Home Front 12.15 You And Yours 12.57 Weather 1.00 The World At One 1.45 Streets Apart: A History Of Social Housing 2.00 The Archers 2.15 Drama: Grand Designs Of The Third Kind 3.00 Counterpoint 3.30 The Food Programme 4.00 Printing A Nation 4.30 Beyond Belief 5.00 PM 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast 5.57 Weather 6.00 Six O’Clock News 6.30 Just A Minute. Comedy panel show chaired

by Nicholas Parsons which challenges guests to speak for 60 seconds without hesitation, repetition or deviation. 7.00 The Archers. Grey Gables staff learn their fate. 7.15 Front Row. Arts programme. 7.45 The Inheritors. Comedy drama, by Claudine Toutoungi. 8.00 Vitriolic.

Ayshea Buksh looks at the complex picture behind the rise in acid attacks. 8.30 Crossing Continents. Current affairs reports from around the world. 9.00 Natural Histories. Brett Westwood explores the louse. 9.30 Quirke’s Cast And Crew. The key crew members on film and drama series. 9.59 Weather 10.00 The World Tonight 10.45 Book at Bedtime: Crime Down Under: The Dry 11.00 Tales From The Stave 11.30 Hiraeth 12.00 News And Weather 12.30 Book of the Week: Every Third Thought 12.48 Shipping Forecast 1.00 As BBC World Service 5.20 Shipping Forecast (MW: 909, 693KHz) RADIO 5 LIVE 5.00 Morning Reports 5.15 Wake Up To Money 6.00 5 Live Breakfast 10.00 5 Live Daily With Adrian Chiles 1.00 Afternoon Edition 4.00 5 Live Drive 7.00 5 Live Sport 7.45 International Football 10.00 5 Live Sport: 5 Live Football Social 10.30 Phil Williams 1.00 Up All Night (FM: 100-102MHz) CLASSIC FM 6.00 More Music Breakfast 9.00 John Suchet 1.00 Anne-Marie Minhall 5.00 Classic FM Drive 7.00 Smooth Classics At Seven 8.00 The Full Works Concert 10.00 Smooth Classics.

A relaxing end to the day. 1.00 Sam Pittis RADIO SCOTLAND (FM: 92.4-92.7MHz) 6.00 Good Morning Scotland 9.00 The Kaye Adams Programme 12.00 John Beattie 1.32 Personal Best 2.00 Bulletin 2.05 The Janice Forsyth Show 4.00 Newsdrive 6.30 (FM) Get It On With Bryan Burnett 6.30 (MW) Sportsound 9.00 (FM) Bulletin 9.05 (FM) Vic Galloway. Featuring live sessions, new material from the best alternative artists, forthcoming releases and first plays for Scotland’s best new bands. 10.00 (MW) Vic Galloway 11.00 Bulletin 11.05 Iain Anderson 1.00 As Radio 5 Live

BBC 1

Holby City, 8pm 6.00

BBC 2

Times vary

Breakfast (S) (W) (HD) 9.15 Council House Crackdown (S) (W) (HD) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (S) (W) (HD) 11.00 Dom On The Spot (S) (W) (HD) 11.45 Thief Trackers (S) (W) (HD) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 1.00 BBC News At One, Weather (W) (HD) 1.30 Local News, (S) Weather (W) 1.45 Doctors (S) (W) (HD) 2.15 Red Rock (S) (W) (HD) 3.00 Escape To The Country (S) (W) (HD) 3.45 Garden Rescue. Charlie and the Rich brothers conjure up a magical fairy theme for Tom and Heather’s sloping garden. (S) (W) (HD) 4.30 Celebrity Money For Nothing (S) (W) (HD) 5.15 Pointless. Presented by Alexander Armstrong. (S) (W)

6.00 BBC NEWS AT SIX, (S) WEATHER (W) (HD) 6.30 LOCAL NEWS, (S) WEATHER Headlines. (W) 7.00 THE ONE SHOW Another mix of nationwide reports and live studio-based chat, hosted by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. (S) (W) (HD) 7.30 EASTENDERS The gas explosion leaves residents in shock. Both Phil and Stacey are missing, Steven clashes with Jane at Beales and the tragedy brings back terrible memories for Ted. (S) (W) (HD) Followed by BBC News. (W) (HD) 8.00 HOLBY CITY (48/52) Hanssen is forced to confront his past when a familiar face arrives as a registrar and Zosia finally relaxes into some wedding planning. (S) (W) (HD) 9.00 NEW DOCTOR FOSTER (1/5) SERIES Two years after exposing her husband’s betrayals, Gemma Foster’s life is destabilised again when he turns up once more. Return of the drama, starring Suranne Jones. (S) (W) (HD) 10.00 BBC NEWS AT TEN Latest headlines. (S) (HD) 10.30 LOCAL NEWS, (S) WEATHER (W) Followed by National Lottery Update. (S) (W) 10.45 STACEY DOOLEY INVESTIGATES: CANADA’S LOST GIRLS Thousands of women and girls from Canada’s indigenous community have been tragically murdered or disappeared. Stacey Dooley travels to British Columbia and Alberta to explore why. (S) (W) 11.35 AMBULANCE (2/8) The West Midlands Ambulance Service control centre is dealing with its third cardiac arrest, as the MERIT team cares for a patient who has been stabbed and is bleeding heavily. (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) Followed by Weather.

12.40 BBC News. The latest news headlines. (S) (W) (HD)

Saving Lives At Sea, 8pm 6.00

Flog It! Trade Secrets (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 6.30 Council House Crackdown (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 7.15 Garden Rescue (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 8.00 Sign Zone: The Farmers’ Country Showdown (rpt) (SL) (S) (W) 8.30 Sign Zone: Great British Menu (rpt) (SL) (S) (W) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire (S) (W) (HD) 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live (S) (W) (HD) 12.00 Daily Politics (S) (W) (HD) 1.00 The Super League Show (S) (W) 1.45 A To Z Of TV Gardening (rpt) (S) (W) 2.10 Glorious Gardens From Above (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 2.55 Coast Australia (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 3.45 Great British Railway Journeys (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 4.15 Planet Earth II (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 5.15 Flog It! (rpt) (S) (W)

ITV

Save Money: Lose Weight, 7.30pm 6.00

Good Morning Britain (W) (HD) 8.30 Lorraine (W) (HD) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (W) (HD) 10.30 This Morning (W) (HD) 12.30 Loose Women (W) (HD) 1.30 ITV News, Weather (W) 1.55 Local News, Weather (W) 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (rpt) (W) (HD) 3.59 ITV Local Weather (W) 4.00 Tipping Point (W) 5.00 The Chase

6.00 RICHARD OSMAN’S HOUSE OF GAMES (2/15) Nish Kumar, Clara Amfo, Anneka Rice and Al Murray test their general knowledge skills in more trivia-based games, with the winner announced on Friday. (S) (W) (HD) 6.30 EGGHEADS (25/95) Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz in which the winners of famous gameshows work as a team to tackle a new set of challengers hoping to win a cash prize. (S) (W) (HD) 7.00 ANTIQUES ROAD TRIP (2/10) Catherine Southon and Charles Hanson travel around the ancient Tudor towns of Warwickshire to find items to sell at auctions in Shropshire and Nottingham. (S) (W) (HD) 8.00 SAVING LIVES AT SEA (4/12) Crews are tasked to find two teenage paddle boarders in Bangor, Northern Ireland and the Tenby crew in West Wales must race to a dog who’s fallen over a cliff. (S) (W) (HD) 9.00 THE 21ST CENTURY RACE FOR SPACE Brian Cox gains access behind the scenes at Virgin Galactic, Blue Origin and Spaceport America, exploring what is really happening in privately financed space flight. (S) (W) (HD) 10.00 QUACKS (4/6) William needs Robert to perform a grim genital operation on him. (S) (W) (HD) 10.30 NEWSNIGHT (S) (W) Followed by Weather.

11.15 WORLD’S BUSIEST CITIES: HONG KONG (1/4) Dan Snow, Anita Rani and Ade Adepitan go behind the scenes to reveal the hidden systems and armies of people running four of the planet’s greatest cities. (rpt) (S) (W) (HD)

6.00 LOCAL NEWS, WEATHER Regional stories.

6.30 ITV NEWS, WEATHER Latest headlines. (W) 7.00 EMMERDALE Debbie feels optimistic about a deal, Nell becomes increasingly evasive and Daz gets a fresh start when the atmosphere between him and Dan thaws a little. (W) (HD) 7.30 NEW SAVE MONEY: LOSE WEIGHT SERIES Sian Williams and Dr Ranj Singh get to the bottom of the true cost of some of the nation’s most popular diets, finding out which diet plans offer the best value for money. From Slimming World and Weight Watchers to juice cleanses, the programme offers an informative guide to the nation’s biggest selling dietary plans, and also reveals shocking truths about some of the most popular products on sale. (W) (HD) 9.00 LISA RILEY’S BAGGY BODY CLUB Cameras follow the former Emmerdale actress as she deals with excess skin caused by weight loss, including drastic surgery to have it removed. (W) 10.00 ITV NEWS, WEATHER Latest headlines. (W) 10.30 LOCAL NEWS, WEATHER Regional stories.

10.40 MANCHESTER: 100 DAYS AFTER THE ATTACK Looking back at the events that took place on the night of the terror attack at the Ariana Grande concert in Manchester in May, where 22 people lost their lives and another 59 were seriously injured, including many women and children. This programme looks at the city’s response to the tragedy over the past 100 days, featuring powerful and emotional testimony from those who were there and those who are starting to rebuild their lives. (rpt) (W) (HD) 11.40 LETHAL WEAPON When Riggs and Murtaugh respond to a noise complaint, they are drawn into a case involving illegal gun-runners and advanced military technology that involves Riggs personally.

12.15 Sign Zone: Who Do You Think You Are? (rpt) 1.15 Sign Zone: The National Pet Service 2.15 This Is BBC Two

12.30 Jackpot247 (W) 3.00 Loose Women (rpt) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen (W) (HD) 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (rpt)

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REGIONAL VARIATIONS BBC1 SCOTLAND As BBC1 except: 8.00-9.00 River City 10.45 Holby City 11.45 Stacey Dooley Investigates: Canada’s Lost Girls 12.30 Ambulance 1.30 Weather for the Week Ahead 1.35-6.00 BBC News. The latest news headlines.

ITV MERIDIAN As ITV except: 6.00-6.30 Local News ITV WESTCOUNTRY As ITV except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather 6.00-6.30 Local News. The latest headlines.

ITV YORKSHIRE As ITV except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather.

Latest forecast. 6.00-6.30 Local News. Regional stories.

ITV GRANADA As ITV except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather.

Latest forecast. 6.00-6.30 Local News. Regional stories.

ITV BORDER As ITV except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather.

Latest forecast. 6.00-6.30 Local News. Regional stories.

ITV WALES As ITV WEST except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales at Six. The latest news headlines.

10.40 Wales on TV 11.10-11.40 Fishlock’s Choice S4C 6.00 Cyw: Do Re Mi Dona 6.15 Cyw: Patrôl Pawennau 6.30 Cyw: Halibalw 6.40 Cyw: Octonots 6.50 Cyw: Bing 7.00 Cyw: Patrôl Pawennau 7.15 Cyw: Teulu Ni 7.20 Cyw: Meic y Marchog 7.35 Cyw: Heini 7.50 Cyw: Tomos a’i Ffrindiau 8.00 Cyw: Rapsgaliwn 8.15 Cyw: Cegin Twts 8.20 Cyw: Y Dywysoges Fach 8.35 Cyw: Y Brodyr Coala 8.45 Cyw: Abadas 9.00 Cyw: Wibli Sochyn y Mochyn 9.10 Cyw: Sbridiri 9.30 Cyw: Pingu 9.35

Cyw: Bobi Jac 9.45 Cyw: Pentre Bach 10.00 Cyw: Do Re Mi Dona 10.15 Cyw: Patrôl Pawennau 10.30 Cyw: Halibalw 10.40 Cyw: Octonots 10.50 Cyw: Bing 11.00 Cyw: Patrôl Pawennau 11.15 Cyw: Teulu Ni 11.20 Cyw: Meic y Marchog 11.35 Cyw: Heini 11.50 Cyw: Tomos a’i Ffrindiau 12.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 12.05 Heno 1.00 Arctig Gwyllt Iolo Williams 2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.05 Cefn Gwlad 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh: Ffeil 5.05 Stwnsh: Tylwyth od Timmy! 5.30 Stwnsh: Gwylltio 6.00 Cwpwrdd Dillad 6.30 Babi Del: Ward Geni 7.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 7.15 Sgorio Rhyngwladol 10.00 Rygbi Merched: Cwpan Y Byd 11.00-12.05 Mwy o’r Babell Lên 2017

CHANNEL 4

6.00

Countdown (rpt) (HD) 6.45 The King Of Queens (rpt) 7.10 The King Of Queens (rpt) 7.35 The King Of Queens (rpt) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 9.00 Frasier (rpt) 9.35 Frasier (rpt) 10.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (rpt) 11.00 Coast Vs Country (rpt) 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Couples Come Dine With Me (rpt) 1.05 French Collection 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Cheap Cheap Cheap 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun (rpt) 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Streetmate

6.00 THE SIMPSONS (4/23) Three spooky tales, including Homer being possessed by an evil toupee, plus Bart and Lisa getting trapped inside an Itchy & Scratchy cartoon. (rpt) 6.30 HOLLYOAKS Tony and Mike Barnes are brought to the stand, while Tegan feels suspicious that Leah and Lucas are hiding something. (HD) 7.00 CHANNEL 4 NEWS Latest headlines. (HD) 8.00 THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF (2/10) It’s week two, and the sandwich biscuit signature challenge sees bakers trying to blend biscuit and ďŹ lling. There’s a technical task set by Paul Hollywood that no one has tried before.

And a ďŹ nal showstopper challenge that takes the biscuit and is literally game changing. Paul and Prue Leith cast a critical eye over the contestants’ efforts, while new hosts Sandi Toksvig and Noel Fielding settle into their roles.

9.15 CELEBRITY ISLAND WITH BEAR GRYLLS Five days in, and still without ďŹ re, shelter or a proper meal, Ryan Thomas and Iwan Thomas decide to prioritise making a shelter – with disastrous consequences for the group. (HD) 10.20 MARRIED TO A CELEBRITY: THE SURVIVAL GUIDE (2/3) Wayne and Frankie Bridge, Michael and Hilary Whitehall, and Martina Navratilova and partner Julia Lemigova air their grievances face-to-face. (HD) 11.20 NAKED ATTRACTION Anna Richardson invites contenders Mark and Justin to each select their dates from a line-up of potential partners revealing themselves one body part at a time. (rpt) 12.20 Best Before: Music On 4 12.50 Lego Masters (rpt) 1.45 Hidden Restaurants With Michel Roux Jr 2.40 Location, Location, Location 3.40 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 4.35 Building The Dream 5.30 Too Many Cooks

TUESDAY 5 SEPTEMBER 2017

The Hotel Inspector: Checking In‌ 10pm 6.00

Milkshake! Puffin Rock (HD) 6.05 Poppy Cat (rpt) (HD) 6.20 Simon (HD) 6.25 Bob The Builder (rpt) (HD) 6.35 Fireman Sam (rpt) (HD) 6.50 Thomas & Friends: Extraordinary Engines (rpt) (HD) 7.00 Milkshake! Bopping About (rpt) (HD) 7.05 Nella The Princess Knight 7.20 Noddy: Toyland Detective (rpt) 7.35 Paw Patrol (rpt) 7.50 Rusty Rivets (rpt) (HD) 8.05 Digby Dragon (rpt) (HD) 8.15 Floogals (rpt) 8.35 Peppa Pig 8.45 Peppa Pig (rpt) 8.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom (rpt) 9.05 Mofy (rpt) (HD) 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD) 11.15 The Yorkshire Vet (rpt) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Hotel Inspector Abroad (rpt) (HD) 1.10 Access 1.15 Home And Away (HD) 1.45 Neighbours (HD) 2.15 NCIS (rpt) 3.15 Rosamunde Pilcher: The Unknown Heart (rpt) (HD) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours (rpt)

6.00 HOME AND AWAY Kat persuades Alf’s attacker to admit himself to hospital, while Brody refuses to listen when Tori and Justin broach the subject of selling Salt so Scarlett tries to talk him round.

6.30 5 NEWS TONIGHT Latest headlines. (HD) 7.00 BRITAIN’S GREATEST BRIDGES (4/6) Rob Bell offers an insight into the history, design and building process of the Britannia Bridge, across the Menai Strait between the island of Anglesey and the mainland of Wales. (rpt) (HD) Followed by 5 News Update. (HD) 8.00 THE DOG RESCUERS WITH ALAN DAVIES (11/16) Inspector Lauren meets a Yorkshire terrier with severe fur loss who may have other problems. Eight dogs are given a second chance at life after being taken off a South Korean menu and Anthony tries to stop two dogs becoming victims at a crime scene.

(HD) Followed by 5 News Update. (HD) 9.00 INSIDE BALMORAL (2/3) Covering Queen Elizabeth’s early years at the estate in the 1950s to 1992 when she sought refuge at Balmoral. (HD) 10.00 NEW THE HOTEL INSPECTOR: SERIES CHECKING IN, CHECKING OUT (1/4)Alex Polizzi returns to Redditch, where 18 months ago she visited The Blue Inn. 11.00 CRUISING WITH JANE MCDONALD (1/4) The presenter visits Estonia, Russia and Sweden.

12.00 The Royals: Baby Love (rpt) 12.55 SuperCasino (HD) 3.10 Celeb Trolls: We’re Coming To Get You (rpt) 4.00 Now That’s Funny! (rpt) 4.45 House Doctor (rpt) (SL) 5.10 House Busters (rpt) (SL) 5.35 Wildlife SOS (rpt)

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8.00am 8 Simple Rules 8.20 Gilmore Girls 9.10 Access 9.15 Milkshake! 11.00 According to Jim 1.00pm Dance Moms 2.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 According to Jim 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 Now That’s Funny! 8.00 Badass Brides 9.00 Gypsies on Benefits & Proud 10.00 Get Your Tatts Out: Kavos Ink 11.00 Celeb Trolls: We’re Coming to Get You 12.00midnight South Park 12.30 South Park 1.00 Aftermath 1.55 Aftermath 2.50 Badass Brides 3.35 My Wife and Kids

9.00am Access 9.10 The Mentalist 9.55 Law & Order 10.55 Law & Order 11.55 CSI: Miami 12.55pm Access 1.10 Film: Deadly Revenge (2013) (12) Thriller, starring Alicia Ziegler. 3.00 NCIS 4.00 Law & Order 5.00 Law & Order 6.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.00 NCIS 8.00 NCIS 9.00 Bull 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 10.55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit11.55 Law & Order: Los Angeles. A workplace is targeted by a gunman. 12.50am CSI: Miami 1.50 CSI: Miami 2.50 Chicago PD 3.45 Access 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

CRITIC’S CHOICE

BY MIKE WARD

DOCTOR FOSTER

9pm, BBC1 + + + + In series one of this excellent Mike Bartlett drama, Suranne Jones’s character, Dr Gemma Foster, went spectacularly potty after ďŹ nding out her property developer husband Simon (Bertie Carvel) was having a sordid affair. The cad ended up leaving town. He clearly can’t take a hint, however, because series two sees him return, giving Gemma more grief. See pages 6 and 7.

CELEBRITY ISLAND WITH BEAR GRYLLS

9.15pm, Channel 4 + + + + There’s terrifying news this week for ex-Pussycat Doll Melody Thornton, who stumbles upon a caiman crocodile. Or, seen from another perspective, there’s terrifying news for a caiman crocodile, who stumbles upon ex-Pussycat Doll Melody Thornton.

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TUESDAY 5 SEPTEMBER 2017

FILM GUIDE

Grimsby 10.35pm, Sky Cinema Comedy/HD SKY CINEMA PREMIERE

Sky 301 Virgin 431

6.00am The Dragon Spell (2016) U 7.30 Man Down (2015) 15 Drama. 9.05 Blinky Bill (2015) PG Animated adventure, with the voice of Billy Birmingham. 10.35 Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016) 12 12.55pm Eliminators (2016) 15 Premiere.

2.35 Daylight’s End (2016) 15 Horror, starring Johnny Strong. 4.25 The Dragon Spell (2016) U Animated fantasy, featuring the voice of Viktor Andrienko. 6.00 Manhattan Night (2016) 15 Thriller, starring Adrien Brody. 8.00 Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016) 12 Harry Potter prequel, starring Eddie Redmayne.

10.15 Eliminators (2016) 15 Premiere.

Thriller, starring Scott Adkins. 12.00midnight Man Down (2015) 15 Drama, starring Shia LaBeouf. 1.35 Ouija: Origin Of Evil (2016) 15 Supernatural horror prequel, starring Elizabeth Reaser. 3.30 Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: Special 4.00 Blinky Bill (2015) PG Animated adventure, with the voice of Billy Birmingham. 5.45 The Top Ten Show 2017 SKY CINEMA COMEDY Sky 308 Virgin 438 6.50am What About Bob? (1991) PG 8.40 Sadie’s Last Days on Earth (2016) 12 With Morgan Taylor Campbell. 10.20 Ghostbusters: Special 10.50 Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) 15 With Steve Martin. 12.30pm In & Out (1997) 12 With Kevin Kline. 2.10 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016) 15 With Andy Samberg. 3.45 Grandma (2015) 15 With Lily Tomlin. 5.15 Working Girl (1988) 15 With Melanie Griffith. 7.15 Dad’s Army (2016) PG With Toby Jones. 9.00 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016) 15 With Andy Samberg.

10.35 Grimsby (2016) 15 With Sacha Baron Cohen. 12.05am The Cable Guy (1996) 12 With Jim Carrey. 1.50 Bruce Almighty (2003) 12 With Jim Carrey. 3.40 Revenge of the Nerds (1984) 15 With Anthony Edwards. 5.25 Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow (1994) PG SKY CINEMA ACTION Sky 307 Virgin 437 6.40am Rocky II (1979) PG 8.50 Smokey and the Bandit (1977) PG With Burt Reynolds. 10.35 Smokey and the Bandit II (1980) PG 12.25pm Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 (1983) 15 With Jackie Gleason. 2.00 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi (2016) 15 With John Krasinski. 4.30 The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) 12 With Elijah Wood. 7.30 Captain America: Civil War (2016) 12 With Chris Evans. 10.00 300 (2006) 15 With Gerard Butler. 12.00midnight Braveheart (1995) 15 With Mel Gibson. 3.00 Fast & Furious (2009) 12 With Vin Diesel. 4.55 Rocky II (1979) PG

SKY CINEMA FAMILY

Sky 306 Virgin 436

6.00am Moana: Special 6.30 The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984) U With Liza Minnelli and Joan Rivers. 8.15 Muppets from Space (1999) U With F Murray Abraham. 9.55 Babe: Pig in the City (1998) U 11.40 Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016) PG 1.30pm Hook (1991) U Peter Pan adventure, starring Robin Williams. 4.00 National Treasure (2004) PG Action adventure, starring Nicolas Cage. 6.20 A Warrior’s Tail (2015) PG Animated fantasy, with the voice of Milla Jovovich. 8.00 Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016) PG Animated comedy sequel, with the voice of Jack Black. 9.40 Hook (1991) U Peter Pan adventure, starring Robin Williams. 12.05am The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984) U Puppet comedy, with Liza Minnelli and Joan Rivers. 1.45 Muppets from Space (1999) U Family puppet comedy.

3.15 National Treasure (2004) PG Action adventure, starring Nicolas Cage. 5.30 Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: Special SKY CINEMA DRAMA Sky 310 Virgin 440 6.00am Time Traveller (2015) 12 8.00 Children of a Lesser God (1986) 15 With William Hurt. 10.05 London Town (2016) 12.

11.45 Suffragette (2015) 12. 1.35pm I Saw the Light (2015) 15 With Tom Hiddleston.

3.45 Ordinary People (1980) 15 With Donald Sutherland. 5.55 Antwone Fisher (2002) 15 With Denzel Washington. 8.00 Straight Outta Compton (2015) 15 With O’Shea Jackson. 10.30 Risen (2016) 12 With Joseph Fiennes. 12.25am Awakenings (1990) 12 With Robin Williams.

2.30 Honeytrap (2014) 18 With Jessica Sula.

4.15 Fun in Acapulco (1963) U With Elvis Presley.

SKY CINEMA STAR WARS Sky 304 Virgin 434 6.00am Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope (1977) U 8.05 Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980) U 10.15 Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi (1983) U 12.30pm Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens (2015) 12 2.50 Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999) U 5.10 Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones (2002) PG 7.35 Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005) 12 10.00 Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) 12 12.20am Star Wars: The Legacy Revealed – Extended Edition 2.25 Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980) U 4.40 Empire of Dreams: The Story of the Star Wars Trilogy Extended Edition (2004) PG Sky 317 Virgin 415 TCM 6.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors (11/91) 6.35 Rawhide (1/30) 7.35 Rawhide

(2/30) 8.35 Pursuit to Algiers (1945) PG Sherlock Holmes mystery, starring Basil Rathbone.

9.45 The Iron Sheriff (1957) U Western, starring Sterling Hayden. 11.10 The Law and Jake Wade (1958) U Western, starring Robert Taylor. 12.50pm Rawhide (3/30) 1.55 Rawhide (4/30) 3.00 Charro (1969) PG Western, starring Elvis Presley. 5.00 The Ride Back (1957) U Western, starring Anthony Quinn. 6.40 Houseboat (1958) U Romantic comedy, starring Cary Grant. 9.00 The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976) 18 Western, directed by and starring Clint Eastwood. 11.40 American Outlaws (2001) PG Western, starring Colin Farrell. 1.30am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura (8/8) 2.25 Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura (2/7) 3.25 Hollywood’s Best Film Directors Sky 315 Freeview 15 Virgin 428 FILM4 11.00am Apache Territory (1958) PG Western, starring Rory Calhoun. 12.25pm The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) U Sci-fi drama, starring Michael Rennie. 2.15 Anzio (1968) PG Second World War drama, starring Robert Mitchum. 4.30 Shane (1953) PG Western, starring Alan Ladd.

6.50 The Madness of King George (1994) PG Period drama, starring Nigel Hawthorne.

9.00 Gladiator (2000) 15 Oscar-winning Roman epic, starring Russell Crowe. 12.00midnight Kingdom of Heaven (2005) 15 Historical epic.

SKY CINEMA DISNEY Sky 305 Virgin 435 6.15am Lady and the Tramp II: Scamp’s Adventure (2001) U Animated sequel, with the voice of Scott Wolf. 7.35 Monsters, Inc (2001) U Pixar animated comedy, with the voices of John Goodman and Billy Crystal. 9.15 Ratatouille (2007) U Pixar animated comedy, with the voice of Patton Oswalt. 11.10 Queen Of Katwe (2016) PG Drama, starring David Oyelowo. 1.20pm The Lion King (1994) U Disney animated musical, with the voice of Matthew Broderick. 2.55 Lilo & Stitch (2002) U Disney animated sci-fi comedy, with the voice of Daveigh Chase. 4.25 Monsters, Inc (2001) U Pixar animated comedy, with the voices of John Goodman and Billy Crystal. 6.05 Ratatouille (2007) U Pixar animated comedy, with the voice of Patton Oswalt. 8.00 The Lion King (1994) U Disney animated musical, with the voice of Matthew Broderick. 9.35 Queen Of Katwe (2016) PG Drama, starring David Oyelowo.

11.45 Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) 12 Swashbuckling fantasy adventure, starring Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. 2.15am The Gnome-Mobile (1967) U Children’s fantasy, starring Walter Brennan. 3.45 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1954) U

SATELLITE, CABLE & DIGITAL Sky 106 Virgin 110 SKY 1 6.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 7.00 Hawaii Five-0 8.00 Monkey Life 9.00 The Dog Whisperer 10.00 Modern Family 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00noon Hawaii Five-0 2.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.00 Supergirl 4.00 The Flash 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.00 A League Of Their Own – Best Bits 9.00 Film: Enemy Of The State (1998) (15) 11.30 The Last Ship 12.30am A League Of Their Own – Best Bits 1.30 Colony 2.30 Road Wars 3.00 Motorway Patrol 4.00 Animal 999 Sky 108 SKY ATLANTIC 6.00am Fish Town 8.00 Urban Secrets 10.00 The West Wing 12.00noon Without A Trace 1.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.00 Blue Bloods 3.00 The British 4.00 The West Wing 6.00 Without A Trace 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 Twin Peaks: The Return 10.10 Twin Peaks: The Return 11.20 The Words That Built America 12.20am Ray Donovan 1.30 I’m Dying Up Here 2.40 The Following 3.40 Looking Sky 109 Virgin 125 W 6.05am Judge Faith 6.30 MasterChef Australia 8.00 My Dream Home 9.00 Extreme Weight Loss 10.00 The Bill 11.00 Tipping Point 1.00pm River Cottage To The Core 2.00 MasterChef USA 3.00 Who Do You Think You Are? 4.00 Extreme Weight Loss 5.00 Tipping Point 7.00 MasterChef Australia 8.00 One Born Every Minute 9.00 David Beckham Into The Unknown 10.00 Gavin & Stacey 10.40 EastEnders 11.20 One Born Every Minute 12.20am Gavin & Stacey 1.00 Grimm 2.40 Judge Faith 3.00 Home Shopping Sky 156 Virgin 208 LIFETIME 6.00am Teleshopping 7.00 Masters Of Flip 8.00 Million Dollar Decorators 9.00 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 10.00 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey 11.00 Judge Judy 1.00pm My Ghost Story: Caught On Camera 2.00 Million Dollar Decorators 3.00 Little Women: LA 4.00 Dance Moms 5.00 Project Runway All Stars 6.00 Australia’s Next Top Model 7.00 Judge Judy 8.00 Zombie House Flipping 9.00 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 10.00 Vanderpump Rules 11.00 Summer House 12.00midnight Little Women: Atlanta 1.00 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 2.00 Vanderpump Rules 3.00 Dance Moms Sky 529 Virgin 270 HISTORY 6.00am Pawn Stars 7.10 American Pickers 8.00 Counting Cars 9.00 Ancient Aliens 10.00 Forged In Fire 11.00 Top Shot 12.00noon Ice Road Truckers 1.00 Pawn Stars 2.00 Counting Cars 3.00 American Pickers 4.00 Storage Wars 5.00 Top Shot 6.00 Forged In Fire 7.00 American Pickers 8.00 Pawn Stars 9.00 American Ripper In London 10.00 Roots 11.00 Forged In Fire 12.00midnight Top Shot 1.00 American Pickers 2.00 Storage Wars 3.00 Homicide Hunter 4.00 Forged In Fire 5.00 Pawn Stars COMEDY CENTRAL Sky 112 Virgin 132 8.00am The Middle 10.00 Friends 1.00pm Impractical Jokers 2.00 Friends 3.00 8 Simple Rules 4.00 Friends 9.00 Film: Blades Of Glory (2007) (12) 11.00 Your Face Or Mine 11.30 Impractical Jokers 1.30am South Park 4.15 Two And A Half Men 5.00 Teleshopping Sky 107 Virgin 112 SKY LIVING 6.00am Cooks To Market 6.15 60 Minute Makeover 7.15 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 8.15 Road Wars 9.15 My Kitchen Rules: Australia 10.30 Nothing To Declare 12.00noon Criminal Minds 1.00 Customs UK 2.00 Cold Case 3.00 Cooks To Market 3.15 Stop, Search, Seize 4.15 Border Security USA 5.15 Nothing To Declare 6.45 My Kitchen Rules: Australia 8.00 Elementary 9.00 Chicago Fire 10.00 Criminal Minds 12.00midnight Bones 1.00 Limitless 2.00 Cold Case 3.00 Bones 4.00 Criminal Minds Sky 110 Virgin 124 GOLD 7.00am Goodnight Sweetheart 8.20 Lucky Feller 8.55 The Piglet Files 9.25 A Sharp Intake Of Breath 10.00 Butterflies 10.40 Goodnight Sweetheart 12.00noon Only Fools And Horses 8.00 The Story Of Only Fools And Horses 9.00 Only Fools And Horses 11.30 Goodnight Sweetheart 12.50am The Piglet Files 1.20 Butterflies 1.50 A Sharp Intake Of Breath 2.20 Big School 3.25 Inside No 9 4.00 Home Shopping

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Sky 116 Freeview 9 Virgin 107

7.00pm World News Today, Weather 7.30 World War One At Home: When The Whistle Blew 8.00 India’s Frontier Railways 9.00 Great War Horses 10.00 Inspector Montalbano 12.00midnight The Brain With David Eagleman 1.00 India’s Frontier Railways 2.00 The High Art Of The Low Countries 3.00 Great War Horses Sky 118 Freeview 6 Virgin 115 Itv2 6.00am You’ve Been Framed! Gold 6.25 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 7.15 Below Deck 8.00 Emmerdale 8.30 Totally You’ve Been Framed! Gold 9.30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 10.20 Below Deck 11.15 Dress To Impress 12.20pm Emmerdale 12.50 You’ve Been Framed! Harry’s Favourites 1.50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show 6.00 Dress To Impress 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 8.00 Two And A Half Men 8.30 Two And A Half Men 9.00 Family Guy 9.30 Family Guy 10.00 Family Guy 10.30 Family Guy 10.55 Family Guy. Lois discovers she is Jewish. 11.25 American Dad! 12.25am Two And A Half Men 1.25 Release The Hounds 2.20 Teleshopping Sky 119 Freeview 10 Virgin 117 Itv3 6.00am Judge Judy 6.40 The Royal 7.40 Heartbeat 8.40 Where The Heart Is 9.45 Judge Judy 11.05 Rising Damp 11.35 You’re Only Young Twice 12.10pm On The Buses 12.40 Griff’s Great Britain 1.05 Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.10 Wycliffe 4.20 You’re Only Young Twice 4.55 On The Buses 5.25 Rising Damp 6.00 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.05 Law & Order: UK 11.05 Cold Blood 12.35am Wycliffe 1.40 Judge Judy 2.00 ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30 Teleshopping Sky 120 Freeview 24 Virgin 118 Itv4 6.00am Sporting Funnies 6.10 The Car Chasers 6.35 The Chase 7.20 Storage Wars: Texas 8.05 Pawn Stars 8.35 Minder 9.40 Cycling: Tour Of Britain 10.45 Cycling: Tour Of Britain Live.

Coverage of stage three. 3.30pm Pawn Stars 4.00 Minder 5.00 The Professionals 6.00 Storage Wars: Texas 7.00 Cycling: Vuelta A Espana 8.00 Cycling: Tour Of Britain 9.00 Benidorm 10.00 Car Crash Global 11.00 World Cup Highlights 2018 12.30am Film: The Keeper (2009) (15) Sky 149 Freeview 26 Virgin 119 Itvbe 9.00am The Only Way Is Essex 9.50 Big Rich Texas 10.50 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 11.50 Buying And Selling 12.50pm Dinner Date 1.50 The Bachelor USA 2.50 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey 3.50 The Real Housewives Of Melbourne 6.00 Buying And Selling 7.00 Dinner Date 8.00 Dinner Date 9.00 The Real Housewives Of New York City 10.00 There’s Something About Megan 11.00 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 12.00midnight Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars Sky 136 Freeview 28 Virgin 144 e4 6.00am Hollyoaks 6.30 Coach Trip: Road To Zante 7.00 Made In Chelsea 8.00 Melissa & Joey 9.00 Black-ish 10.00 Baby Daddy 11.00 How I Met Your Mother 12.00noon The Goldbergs 1.00 The Big Bang Theory 2.00 Melissa & Joey 3.00 Baby Daddy 4.00 2 Broke Girls 5.00 The Goldbergs 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Coach Trip: Road To Zante 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Tattoo Fixers On Holiday 10.00 Celebs Go Dating 11.05 The Big Bang Theory 12.00midnight Gogglebox 1.05 Celebs Go Dating 2.05 First Dates 3.00 Tattoo Fixers On Holiday 3.55 Rude Tube Sky 138 Freeview 14 Virgin 147 mORe4 8.55am A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 11.00 Four In A Bed 1.40pm A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 3.50 Time Team Special: Rediscovering Ancient Britain 4.50 Boudica’s Lost Tribe: A Time Team Special 5.55 Vet On The Hill 6.55 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Film: Man On A Ledge (2012) (12) 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 1.15am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 2.10 Grand Designs Sky 614 Freeview 202 Virgin 702 cbeebIes 6.00am Get Set Go: Show Me Show Me 6.20 Baby Jake 6.30 Alphablocks 6.35 Twirlywoos 6.50 Raa Raa The Noisy Lion 7.00 Teletubbies 7.15 Bing 7.25 Numberblocks 7.30 Hey Duggee 7.45 Peter Rabbit 8.00 Go Jetters

8.10 Octonauts 8.25 Justin’s House 8.50 Kate & Mim-Mim 9.00 Discover And Do: Timmy Time 9.10 Bing 9.20 Patchwork Pals 9.25 Olobob Top 9.30 Twirlywoos 9.45 Something Special: We’re All Friends 10.05 Teletubbies 10.20 Alphablocks 10.25 Charlie And Lola 10.35 Tiny Tumble 10.40 Let’s Play 11.00 Magic Door 11.05 Mr Bloom: Here And There 11.20 Show Me Show Me 11.40 Waybuloo 12.00noon I Can Cook With You 12.15 My Story 12.30 Grandpa In My Pocket 12.45 Melody 12.55 Wussywat The Clumsy Cat 1.00 Tinga Tinga Tales 1.15 Bing 1.20 Patchwork Pals 1.25 Olobob Top 1.35 Twirlywoos 1.45 Something Special: We’re All Friends 2.05 Teletubbies 2.20 Alphablocks 2.25 Charlie And Lola 2.35 Tiny Tumble 2.40 Let’s Play 3.00 Magic Door 3.05 My Pet And Me 3.25 Big Fun Time: Footy Pups 3.40 Go Jetters 3.50 Hey Duggee 4.00 The Furchester Hotel 4.15 Kazoops 4.20 Messy Goes To Okido 4.30 Do You Know? 4.45 Peter Rabbit 5.00 Boj 5.10 Dipdap 5.15 Sarah & Duck 5.20 Topsy And Tim 5.35 Our Family 5.45 Dipdap 5.50 Nelly & Nora 6.00 CBeebies Bedtime Hour: Clangers 6.10 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal 6.20 In The Night Garden 6.50 CBeebies Bedtime Stories Sky 663 Freeview 85 HOcHAnDA 7.00am Knitting with Prym 8.00 Paper Craft with Crafters Companion 9.00 Sizzix Tim Holtz Christmas One Day Special 10.00 Knitting with Prym 11.00 Karacter Krafts 12noon Paper Crafts with Crafters Companion.

Creative ideas. 1.00 Sizzix Tim Holtz Christmas One Day Special 2.00 An Hour of Paper Craft 3.00 Karacter Krafts 4.00 Paper Craft with Crafters Companion 5.00 Sizzix Tim Holtz Christmas One Day Special 6.00 Sew Inspired Issue 9 One Day Special 7.00 An Hour of Paper Craft 8.00 Sew Inspired Issue 9 One Day Special Sky 537 Freeview 19 Virgin 245 yesteRDAy

6.00am Antiques Roadshow 7.10 Medieval Dead 8.00 The Nazis: A Warning From History 9.00 Tenko 10.00 Time Team 2.00pm Secrets Of War 4.00 Sharpe 6.00 Tenko 7.00 Codebreaker 8.00 Impossible Engineering 9.00 Fawlty Towers 9.50 Monty Python’s Best Bits (Mostly) 10.30 To The Manor Born 11.10 Fawlty Towers 11.55 Impossible Engineering 12.00midnight Coast 12.55 Codebreaker 1.55 Secrets Of War Sky 111 Freeview 12 Virgin 127 DAve 7.10am Scrapheap Challenge 8.10 American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK 10.00 American Pickers 12.00noon Jay Leno’s Garage 1.00 Top Gear 3.00 Brojects In The House 3.30 Brojects 4.00 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 5.00 Top Gear 7.00 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 8.00 Steve Backshall’s Extreme Mountain Challenge 9.00 Taskmaster 10.00 Would I Lie To You? 11.20 QI 12.00midnight Would I Lie To You? 12.40 Mock The Week 1.20 QI Sky 158 Freeview 20 Virgin 128 DRAmA 7.10am The Bill 8.00 Dangerfield 9.00 Pie In The Sky 10.00 All Creatures Great And Small 11.00 The Bill 1.00pm Last Of The Summer Wine 1.40 Brush Strokes 2.20 Birds Of A Feather 3.00 Dangerfield 4.00 Pie In The Sky 5.00 All Creatures Great And Small 6.00 Brush Strokes 6.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 7.20 To The Manor Born 8.00 Death In Paradise 9.00 Father Brown 10.00 New Tricks 11.20 Birds Of A Feather 12.00midnight The Bill 1.00 The Cazalets 2.10 David Copperfield Sky 148 Freeview 39 Virgin 192 cbs ActIOn 9.00am JAG 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 Diagnosis Murder 12.00noon Bonanza 2.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.00 NCIS 4.00 Walker, Texas Ranger 5.00 JAG 6.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 7.00 Diagnosis Murder 8.00 Walker, Texas Ranger 9.00 NCIS 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 Diagnosis Murder 12.00midnight NCIS: Los Angeles 12.55 NCIS 1.50 NCIS: Los Angeles Sky 146 Freeview 66 Virgin 148 cbs ReAlIty 6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Judge Judy 9.50 Hoarders: Family Secrets 10.45 Unsolved Mysteries 11.40 48 Hours: Mystery 12.35pm Judge Judy 3.10 Hoarders: Family Secrets 4.05 Unsolved Mysteries 5.00 Judge Judy 7.00 Medical Detectives 7.30 Medical Detectives 8.00 Unsolved Mysteries 9.00 Killer Doctors On Death Row 10.00 Snapped: Killer Couples 11.00 Medical Detectives 12.00midnight Sins And Secrets 1.00 Killer Doctors On Death Row

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6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 10.00 Premier League Daily 11.00 Sky Sports Now 11.30 Sportswomen 12.00noon Sky Sports Today 5.00 Sky Sports News At 5 6.00 Sky Sports News At 6 7.00 Live WCQ 7.40 Live WCQ. Republic of Ireland v Serbia. 10.00 Boxing 12.00midnight Through The Night 1.00 Live WWE Late Night Smackdown 3.00 Through The Night

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6.00am Premier League Best Goals 10.00 Premier League Daily 11.00 Premier League 100 Club 12.00noon Premier League Best Goals 1.00 Premier League 100 Club 2.00 Premier League Best Goals 3.00 Premier League 100 Club 5.30 Premier League Legends 6.00 PL Greatest Games 6.30 Football Gold 6.45 PL Greatest Games 7.00 Football Years 7.30 Football Years 8.00 Football Years 8.30 Football Years 9.00 Football Years 9.30 Football Years. 10.00 Football Years 10.30 Football Years. The 1994/95 season. 11.00 Football Years 1.00am Premier League 100 Club 1.30 Premier League Legends 2.00 Football Years 3.00 Premier League Legends 3.30 Football Years

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6.00am Cricket’s Greatest 7.00 Masterclass: Adam Gilchrist 7.30 Masterclass: Kevin Pietersen 8.00 Masterclass: Curtly Ambrose 8.30 Masterclass: Adam Gilchrist 9.00 Cricket’s Greatest 10.00 Masterclass: Kevin Pietersen 10.30 Masterclass: Adam Gilchrist 11.00 Cricket’s Greatest 1.00pm Masterclass: Kevin Pietersen 1.30 Masterclass: Curtly Ambrose 2.00 Cricket’s Greatest 3.00 How The ICC Champions Trophy 2017 Was Won 5.00 Masterclass: Sachin V Shane 5.20 Masterclass: Virat Kohli 5.40 Masterclass: Flintoff And Key 6.00 Cricket’s Greatest 6.30 Sky Cricket Commentators On Tour 7.30 Masterclass: Sachin V Shane 7.50 Masterclass: Virat Kohli 8.10 Masterclass: Flintoff And Key 8.30 Imran Khan 9.00 Sky Cricket Commentators On Tour 10.00 Cricket’s Greatest 10.30 Cricket’s Greatest 11.00 Sky Cricket Commentators On Tour 12.00midnight Masterclass: Adam Gilchrist 12.30 Masterclass: Kevin Pietersen 1.00 Cricket’s Greatest 3.00 Masterclass: Adam Gilchrist 3.30 Masterclass: Kevin Pietersen 4.00 Masterclass: Curtly Ambrose 4.30 Cricket’s Greatest

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6.00am Sky Sports Boxing Gold 7.00 NFL – A Football Life 8.00 NFL: America’s Game 9.00 NFL – A Football Life 10.00 NFL: America’s Game 11.00 Racing News 11.30 NFL: America’s Game 1.30pm NFL – A Football Life 2.30 NFL: America’s Game 3.30 NFL – Greatest Games 5.00 Sporting Greats 5.30 Sporting Records 6.00 From Leeds To Le Mans 7.00 Live Greyhounds 9.30 Great Sporting Moments 9.45 Great Sporting Moments 10.00 Boxing 12.00midnight NFL Hard Knocks: Tampa Bay Buccaneers 1.00 New Zealand NPC Rugby Union 2.50 Rugby Greatest Games 3.00 Great Sporting Moments 4.00 Sporting Records 4.30 Sporting Greats

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5.30am Inside Sailing 6.00 Formula V8 3.5 8.00 European Le Mans Series Highlights 9.00 Michelin Le Mans Cup Highlights 9.30 UEFA Champions League Magazine 10.00 International Football 11.00 Cricket Classics: Aus V Eng 1983 12.00noon Cricket Classics: Aus V Eng 1994 1.00 Aviva Premiership Rugby Highlights 3.30 Leicester City V Burnley 1966/67 4.00 Manchester City Classics 4.30 Liverpool: Team Of The Eighties 6.30 Toyota AFL Highlights Show 7.00 UEFA Champions League Magazine 7.30 Live International Football 10.00 UFC: Inside The Octagon10.30 UFC 200 Greatest Fighters Of All Time 11.30 CPL T20 Cricket 12.30am Live CPL T20 Cricket 4.30 Irish Rally Review

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9.00am US Open Tennis 3.30pm Live US Open Tennis 6.00 Live US Open Tennis 9.00 Live US Open Tennis. Continued coverage of the ninth day at Flushing Meadows in New York.

12.00midnight Live US Open Tennis. Further coverage. 2.00 Live US Open Tennis. Concluding coverage of the ninth day. 5.00 US Open Tennis

RADIO RADIO 1

(FM: 97.6-99.8MHz)

6.33 The Radio 1 Breakfast Show With Nick Grimshaw 10.00 Clara Amfo 12.45 Newsbeat 1.00 Scott Mills 4.00 Greg James 5.45 Newsbeat 6.00 Greg James 7.00 Annie Mac 9.00 BBC Radio 1 & 1Xtra’s Stories – Rebellion With Annie Nightingale 10.02 Phil Taggart 1.00 Annie Nightingale 4.00 Adele Roberts (FM: 88-90.2MHz) RADIO 2 5.00 Vanessa Feltz 6.30 Chris Evans 9.30 Ken Bruce 12.00 Jeremy Vine 2.00 Steve Wright In The Afternoon 5.00 Simon Mayo 7.00 Jamie Cullum. The world of jazz. 8.00 Jo Whiley. A mix of new music and classic tracks, with guests dropping in to the studio to chat. 10.00 CMA Music Festival 2017 11.00 Nigel Ogden: The Organist Entertains 11.30 Listen To The Band 12.00 Sounds Of The 80s 2.00 Radio 2’s Folk Playlist 3.00 Radio 2 Playlist: 90s Hits 4.00 Radio 2 Playlist: Wednesday Workout (FM: 90.2-92.4MHz) RADIO 3 6.30 Breakfast 9.00 Essential Classics 12.00 Composer Of The Week: Mozart 1.00 News 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert 2.00 Afternoon On 3 4.30 In Tune 6.30 Composer Of The Week: Mozart 7.30 BBC Proms 2017 10.00 Free Thinking 10.45 The Essay: WB Yeats 11.00 Late Junction 12.30 Through The Night (FM: 92.4-94.6MHz, LW: 198KHz) RADIO 4 5.30 News Briefing 5.43 Prayer For The Day 5.45 Farming Today 5.58 Tweet Of The Day 6.00 Today 9.00 Fry’s English Delight 9.30 The Ideas That Make Us 9.45 (LW) Daily Service 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week: Every Third Thought 10.00 Woman’s Hour 11.00 Natural Histories 11.30 The Landscapes Of Don McCullin 12.00 News 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast 12.04 Home Front 12.15 Call You And Yours 12.57 Weather 1.00 The World At One 1.45 Streets Apart: A History Of Social Housing 2.00 The Archers 2.15 Drama: The Red 3.00 Short Cuts 3.30 Costing The Earth 4.00 Jarvis And Matthew: Grey Hairs And Bus Passes 4.30 Great Lives 5.00 PM 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast 5.57 Weather 6.00 Six O’Clock News 6.30 Shush! Snoo and Alice are troubled by a wandering poet. 7.00 The Archers. Lilian lends an ear. 7.15 Front Row. Arts programme. 7.45 The Inheritors. Comedy drama, by Claudine Toutoungi. 8.00 Macquarie: The Tale Of The River Bank. Investigating whether profits are polluting the UK water industry. 8.40 In Touch.

News, views and information for people who are blind or partially sighted. 9.00 In Sickness And In Social Care. Why the NHS and social services struggle to meet an ageing population’s needs. 9.30 Quirke’s Cast And Crew. Antonia Quirke speaks to people responsible for visual effects. 10.00 The World Tonight 10.45 Book at Bedtime: Crime Down Under: The Dry 11.00 Lobby Land 11.30 Today In Parliament 12.00 News 12.30 Book of the Week: Every Third Thought 12.48 Shipping Forecast 1.00 As BBC World Service 5.20 Shipping Forecast (MW: 909, 693KHz) RADIO 5 lIve 5.00 Morning Reports 5.15 Wake Up To Money 6.00 5 Live Breakfast 10.00 5 Live Daily With Adrian Chiles 1.00 Afternoon Edition 4.00 5 Live Drive 7.00 5 Live Sport 7.45 5 Live Sport: International Football 2017-18 10.00 5 Live Sport 10.30 Phil Williams 1.00 Up All Night (FM: 100-102MHz) clAssIc Fm 6.00 More Music Breakfast 9.00 John Suchet 1.00 Anne-Marie Minhall 5.00 Classic FM Drive 7.00 Smooth Classics At Seven 8.00 The Pazza Factor: The Story Of The Birth Of Classic FM 10.00 Smooth Classics 1.00 Sam Pittis RADIO scOtlAnD (FM: 92.4-92.7MHz) 6.00 Good Morning Scotland 9.00 The Kaye Adams Programme 12.00 John Beattie 1.32 Our Story 2.00 Bulletin 2.05 The Janice Forsyth Show 4.00 Newsdrive 6.30 (FM) Get It On With Bryan Burnett 6.30 (MW) Sportsound 7.30 (MW) Get It On With Bryan Burnett. Music show in which listeners can make requests by telephoning 08085 92 95 00, texting 80295 or e-mailing getiton@bbc.co.uk. 9.00 Bulletin 9.05 Another Country With Ricky Ross. American singer-songwriter Sam Baker in session and conversation, as he shares the events that have influenced his song-writing. 11.00 Bulletin 11.05 Roddy Hart 1.00 As Radio 5 Live

BBC 1

Fake Britain, 7.30pm 6.00

Breakfast (S) (W) 9.15 Council House Crackdown (S) (W) (HD) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 11.00 Dom On The Spot (S) (W) (HD) 11.45 Thief Trackers (S) (W) (HD) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 1.00 BBC News At One, (S) Weather (W) (HD) 1.30 Local News, (S) Weather (W) 1.45 Doctors (S) (W) (HD) 2.15 Red Rock (S) (W) (HD) 3.00 Escape To The Country (S) (W) (HD) 3.45 Garden Rescue (S) (W) (HD) 4.30 Celebrity Money For Nothing (S) (HD) 5.15 Pointless (S) (W)

6.00 BBc NEWS At Six, (S) WEAtHER (W) (HD) 6.30 LocAL NEWS, (S) WEAtHER (W) 7.00 tHE oNE SHoW Matt Baker and Alex Jones host the live magazine show, with a team of roving reporters presenting stories of interest from around the UK, plus big-name studio guests. (S) 7.30 FAkE BRitAiN (6/10) Matt Allwright investigates the whitening business that has ruined its customers’ teeth. Plus, the fake halogen heaters that placed a woman’s life in danger. (S) 8.00 cELEBRitY MAStERcHEF (7/12) The contest continues as actor Brian Bovell, popstar Jaymi Hensley, singer Patti Boulaye, comedian Abdullah Afzal and TV personality Reverend Kate Bottley try to impress judges John Torode and Gregg Wallace. (S) (W) (HD) 9.00 DiY SoS: tHE Big BuiLD (4/9) Nick Knowles comes to the aid of Liz and Jason Liversidge, a Hull couple in need of help in future-proofing their family home. Not long after getting married and starting a family, Jason was diagnosed with both Fabrys disease and Motor Neurone Disease. (rpt) 10.00 BBc NEWS At tEN Latest headlines. (S) (W) 10.30 LocAL NEWS, (S) WEAtHER (W) Followed by National Lottery Update. (S) (W) 10.45 A QuEStioN oF SpoRt Sue Barker hosts the sports quiz, with Jazz Carlin, Liam Phillips, Martyn Williams and Kevin Campbell. (S) (W) 11.15 LiVE FRoM tHE BBc (4/6) Comedian Josie Long takes to the stage to perform a stand-up routine about optimism and hopefulness. (S) (W) 11.45 WHo Do You tHiNk You ARE? (8/10) Noel Clarke starts his search in Trinidad as he uncovers his ancestry, but soon ends up on one of the smallest islands in the Caribbean. (rpt) (S) (W) 12.50 BBC News. Latest national and international headlines.

BBC 2

Mountain: Life At the Extreme, 9pm 6.00

Flog It! Trade Secrets (rpt) (HD) 6.30 Council House Crackdown (rpt) (S) (W) 7.15 Garden Rescue (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 8.00 Sign Zone: See Hear (SL) (HD) 8.30 Sign Zone: Great British Menu (rpt) (W) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire (S) 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live (S) (W) 11.30 Daily Politics (S) (HD) 1.00 Lifeline (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 1.10 For What It’s Worth (rpt) (S) 1.55 A To Z Of TV Gardening (rpt) 2.10 Glorious Gardens From Above (rpt) (S) 2.55 Coast Australia (rpt) (S) 3.45 Great British Railway Journeys (rpt) (HD) 4.15 Planet Earth II (rpt) (S) 5.15 Flog It! (rpt)

6.00 RicHARD oSMAN’S HouSE oF gAMES (3/15) Nish Kumar, Clara Amfo, Anneka Rice and Al Murray test their general knowledge skills in a variety of entertaining trivia-based games. (S) (W) 6.30 EggHEADS (26/95) Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz in which the winners of famous gameshows work as a team to tackle a new set of challengers. (S) 7.00 NEW tHiS FARMiNg LiFE (1/12) SERiES Documentary series offering an insight into modern farming life. In the first episode, new entrant farmers Janet and Alastair take their lambs to auction on the island of Mull. (S) (W) 8.00 WoRLD’S BuSiESt citiES: MExico citY (2/4) Dan Snow, Anita Rani and Ade Adepitan go behind-the-scenes to reveal the hidden systems and people running the densely populated Mexican capital, Mexico City. (S) (W) (HD) 9.00 MouNtAiN: LiFE At tHE ExtREME (2/3) This episode looks at life on the highest mountain range on Earth, the Himalayas, following snow leopards as they creep into isolated mountain villages and monkeys huddling for warmth. (S) 10.00 Qi (15/18) Lucy Porter, Frankie Boyle and Ross Noble join panellist Alan Davies and host Sandi Toksvig to contemplate the theme “next”. (rpt) (S) 10.30 NEWSNigHt Analysis of the day’s events. (S) (W) (HD) Followed by Weather. (S) (W) (HD) 11.15 tHE 21St cENtuRY RAcE FoR SpAcE Brian Cox gains access behind the scenes at Virgin Galactic, Blue Origin and Spaceport America, exploring what is really happening in privately financed space flight. (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 12.15 Sign Zone: See Hear (rpt) (SL) (S) (W) (HD) 12.45 Sign Zone: India’s Partition: The Forgotten Story (rpt) (SL) (S) (W) 1.45 Sign Zone: Suzi Perry’s Queens Of The Road (rpt) (SL) (S) (W) 2.15 This Is BBC Two (S) (W) (HD)

ITV

Love Your Home And garden, 8pm 6.00

Good Morning Britain (W) (HD) 8.30 Lorraine (W) (HD) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (W) (HD) 10.30 This Morning. Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby present celebrity chat and lifestyle features. (W) (HD) 12.30 Loose Women (W) (HD) 1.30 ITV News, Weather (W) 1.55 Local News, Weather (W) 2.00 Judge Rinder (W) (HD) 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (rpt) (W) (HD) 3.59 ITV Local Weather (W) 4.00 Tipping Point (W) (HD) 5.00 The Chase (W) (HD)

6.00 LocAL NEWS, WEAtHER Regional stories.

6.30 itV NEWS, WEAtHER Latest headlines. (W) 7.00 EMMERDALE Emma struggles to keep a secret, Ross goes out on a limb and Jai suspects Nell is back on drugs, but is left reeling when she reveals that she may be pregnant. (W) (HD) 7.30 coRoNAtioN StREEt Eileen seeks the truth behind Phelan’s shifty behaviour, Will comforts Michelle on Robert’s day in court and Gemma hatches a plan to help Rita. (W) (HD) 8.00 LoVE YouR HoME AND gARDEN (2/3) Alan Titchmarsh and his team transform a house and garden in Eltham in south-east London for the Seesurrun family. Nine-year-old Aryan has cerebral palsy and the current layout of their home makes it difficult for his parents to care for him, so Alan and the team set to work to make the home and garden more comfortable. (W) (HD) 9.00 LoNg LoSt FAMiLY Ann Smith, a 53-year-old grandmother from Watford, is haunted by unanswered questions about her past. As a baby, Ann was adopted by George and Jean Smith, but despite growing up in a loving family, Ann was always aware that she was different, and began the search for her birth mother. (W) (HD) 10.00 itV NEWS, WEAtHER Latest headlines. (W) 10.30 LocAL NEWS, WEAtHER Regional stories.

10.40 tHE DEtEctiVES: iNSiDE tHE MAjoR cRiMES tEAM The work of Lancashire Police’s major investigation team. (rpt) (W) (HD) 11.40 BRitiSH touRiNg cAR cHAMpioNSHip HigHLigHtS Steve Rider presents action from round eight from Rockingham Motor Speedway, where the 22nd, 23rd and 24th races of the season were scheduled to take place. (W) (HD) 12.55 Jackpot247. Live interactive gaming. (W) 3.00 May The Best House Win (rpt) (W) (HD) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen (W) (HD) 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (rpt) (SL) (W)

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REgioNAL VARiAtioNS

BBc2 ScotLAND As BBC2 except: 1.00 For What It’s Worth. Fern Britton hosts the quiz show. 1.45 Glorious Gardens from Above 2.30 Politics Scotland 3.35-3.45 Lifeline BBc2 NoRtHERN iRELAND As BBC2 except: 1.00-1.10 Community Life. Father Brian D’Arcy is in Fermanagh. itV WEStcouNtRY As ITV except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather 6.00-6.30 Local News. Round-up of headlines. itV ANgLiA As ITV except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather. Latest regional forecast. 6.00-6.30 Local News. Latest headlines. itV YoRkSHiRE As ITV except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather 6.00-6.30 Local News. Round-up of regional headlines.

itV tYNE tEES As ITV except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather. Latest forecast. 6.00-6.30 Local News. Headlines from the region. itV gRANADA As ITV except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather. Latest regional forecast. 6.00-6.30 Local News. The latest headlines. itV WALES As ITV WEST except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales at Six. Round-up of headlines.

S4c 6.00 Cyw: Y Diwrnod Mawr 6.15 Guto Gwningen 6.30 Sam Tân 6.40 Twt 6.50 Nico Nôg 7.00 Cacamwnci 7.15 Olobobs 7.20 Digbi Draig 7.35 Gwdihw 7.50 Mwnci’n Dweud Mwnci’n Gwneud 8.00 Ty Mel 8.05 Sbarc 8.20 Y Dywysoges Fach 8.35 Syrcas Deithiol Dewi 8.45 Abadas 9.00 Igam Ogam 9.10 Oli Dan y Don 9.25 Chwedlau Tinga Tinga 9.35 Cymylaubychain 9.45

Llan-ar-goll-en 10.00 Y Diwrnod Mawr 10.15 Guto Gwningen 10.30 Sam Tân 10.40 Twt 10.50 Nico Nôg 11.00 Dysgu Gyda Yr Ysgol 11.15 Dysgu Gyda Teulu Ni 11.20 Dysgu Gyda Jen a Jim Pob Dim 11.35 Dysgu Gyda Sbridiri 11.55 Dysgu Gyda Tatws Newydd 12.00 Newyddion 12.05 Cofio – Hedd Wyn 12.30 Garddio a Mwy 1.00 Y Dref Gymreig 1.30 Y Dref Gymreig 2.00 Newyddion 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion 3.05 Yr Afon 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh: Ffeil 5.05 Y Dyfnfor 5.25 Ni Di Ni 5.30 Llond Ceg : Mwy O Gega! 6.00 Newyddion 6.05 100 Lle 6.30 Celwydd Noeth 7.00 Heno 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Hedd Wyn: Canrif o Gosfio 10.30 Twm Morys a’r Cadeiriau Coll 11.00-1.15 Sgorio Rhyngwladol

ChaNNeL 4

Grand Designs, 9pm 6.00

Countdown (rpt) (hd) 6.45 the king of Queens (rpt) 7.10 the king of Queens (rpt) 7.35 the king of Queens (rpt) 8.00 everybody Loves raymond (rpt) 8.30 everybody Loves raymond (rpt) 9.00 Frasier (rpt) 9.35 Frasier (rpt) 10.05 ramsay’s kitchen Nightmares Usa (rpt) 11.00 Coast Vs Country (rpt) (hd) 12.00 Channel 4 News 12.05 Couples Come dine with Me (rpt) 1.05 French Collection 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Cheap Cheap Cheap 4.00 a Place in the sun: winter sun (rpt) 5.00 Come dine with Me 5.30 streetmate (hd)

6.00 tHE sIMpsOns (7/21) a health inspector eats a pickled egg at Moe’s and drops dead, prompting the authorities to threaten closure, so homer decides to offer his friend financial support. (rpt) 6.30 HOLLYOAKs a flashback reveals more of the events from the night amy died. Meanwhile, tony unburdens his concerns about harry and ste.

7.00 CHAnnEL 4 nEws Latest headlines. (hd) 8.00 LOCAtIOn, LOCAtIOn, LOCAtIOn kirstie allsopp and Phil spencer are househunting in and around bristol, as kirstie searches for a property for Craig and rich, who have been looking for a home for over a year. (hd) 9.00 nEw GrAnD DEsIGns after a four year sErIEs stint living in New Zealand, ex-raF pilot Jon and GP Gill Flewers want to build a kiwi-style hill house on the slopes of the Malvern hills in worcestershire, but the pair encounter problems as builders do not want to take on the job. (hd) 10.00 nEw BACK (1/6) in the first episode, stephen sErIEs is preparing to take over the family business following the death of his father. Comedy series, starring david Mitchell and robert webb.

10.35 999: wHAt’s YOUr EMErGEnCY? Police are dispatched when a four-year-old boy is found wandering the streets alone and an eight-year-old is discovered making a camp in an area frequented by drug users. (rpt) (hd) 11.35 EDUCAtInG GrEAtEr MAnCHEstEr (1/8) Life at harrop Fold secondary in salford, Greater Manchester, following the teachers dealing with the changing community. (rpt) (hd) 12.35 the secrets of sleep (hd) 1.30 FiLM: the tree of Life (2011) drama, starring brad Pitt and sean Penn. 3.50 Location, Location, Location (rpt) 4.45 building the dream (rpt) 5.40 kirstie’s handmade treasures (rpt)

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starting Up, starting Over, 7pm 6.00

Milkshake! Puffin rock 6.10 Poppy Cat (rpt) 6.20 simon 6.25 bob the builder (rpt) 6.35 Fireman sam (rpt) 6.50 thomas & Friends: extraordinary engines (rpt) 7.05 Milkshake! bopping about (rpt) 7.10 Nella the Princess knight 7.20 Noddy: toyland detective (rpt) 7.35 Paw Patrol 7.50 rusty rivets (rpt) 8.00 digby dragon (rpt) 8.15 Floogals (rpt) 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.40 Peppa Pig (rpt) 8.50 ben and holly’s Little kingdom (rpt) 9.05 Mofy 9.15 the wright stuff (hd) 11.15 the yorkshire Vet (rpt) (hd) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (hd) 12.15 the hotel inspector (rpt) (hd) 1.10 access (rpt) (hd) 1.15 home and away 1.45 Neighbours (hd) 2.15 NCis (rpt) (hd) 3.15 rosamunde Pilcher: the Unknown heart (rpt) (hd) 5.00 5 News at 5 (hd) 5.30 Neighbours (rpt) (hd)

6.00 HOME AnD AwAY Maggie asks ben to reconsider his plans for the pier, Justin tells scarlett about his engagement and kat jumps to conclusions when she sees tori leaving ash’s. (rpt) 6.30 5 nEws tOnIGHt a round-up of the evening’s main headlines, including coverage of the latest national and international stories. (hd) 7.00 stArtInG Up, stArtInG OvEr (3/6) a 43-year-old woman decides to give up two decades of working as a nanny and follow a childhood dream to live off the land with her own small farm. (hd) Followed by 5 News Update.

8.00 Gps: BEHInD CLOsED DOOrs (7/42) doctors deal with cases of joint and shoulder pain, including a man who was hurled over the bonnet of a car in a bike accident, leaving him with pain in his shoulder. Followed by 5 News Update.

9.00 CAn’t pAY? wE’LL tAKE It AwAY (16/32) sheriffs try to recover almost £2,400 from a company director for unpaid invoices in Manchester, while agents in kent chase nearly £4,000 owed by a couple for unpaid rent. (hd) 10.00 nIGHtMArE nEw BUILDs (2/2) a young family discover their new-build home is riddled with faults, including some nasty leaks, as well as a lack of insulation, mould and mice. (hd) 11.00 sHADEs OF GrEY (2015) FILM FIFtY a naive young literature student’s life is thrown into turmoil by an affair with a mysterious billionaire. erotic drama, starring Jamie dornan.

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6.00am teleshopping 8.00 8 simple rules 8.20 Gilmore Girls 9.10 access 9.15 Milkshake! 11.00 according to Jim 1.00pm dance Moms 2.00 Can’t Pay? we’ll take it away 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 home and away 4.00 according to Jim 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 home and away 7.00 Now that’s Funny! internet-sourced videos with an amusing family friendly hook. 8.00 Film: Grown Ups 2 (2013) (12) Comedy sequel, starring adam sandler. 10.00 Celebrity sex Pod 11.00 Celebrity sex Pod 12.00midnight south Park 1.00 Celebrity sex Pod 2.00 heroes reborn

6.00am teleshopping 9.00 access 9.10 the Mentalist 9.55 Law & order 10.55 Law & order 11.55 Csi: Miami 12.55pm access 1.10 Film: abducted: the Jocelyn shaker story (2016) thriller, with kathleen rose Perkins. 3.00 NCis 4.00 Law & order 5.00 Law & order 6.00 Csi: Crime scene investigation 7.00 NCis 8.00 NCis. the team flies to israel for a final showdown.

9.00 Castle 10.00 Law & order: special Victims Unit. sharon stone guest stars. 11.00 Law & order: special Victims Unit 11.55 Chicago Pd 12.55am Csi: Miami

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10pm, Channel 4 H H H H david Mitchell and robert webb’s newest sitcom is yet another triumph. i should warn you it’s pretty dark (ok, very dark) and quite sweary (ok, very sweary) and, all right, perhaps not in the best possible taste (in fact, it’s in really dreadful taste), but as long as you’re ok with those things then i’m sure you’ll love it. as the story begins, pub landlord Laurie Nichols has just passed away, with his family gathering for the send-off. webb plays smooth-talking andrew, fostered by the family in the 80s, whose surprise return seems to please pretty much everyone. Mitchell plays the one exception, Laurie’s sour-tongued son stephen, who has no recollection of this insufferably smug individual. see page 15.

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8pm, BBC1 H H H H this week’s five are actor brian bovell, pop’s Jaymi hensley, singer/actor Patti boulaye, comic and actor abdullah afzal and tV star the rev kate bottley. all have their talents, but what can they conjure up with chicken, chickpeas, puff pastry and pomegranate?

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Wednesday 6 september 2017

Film gUide

the Huntsman: winter’s war 6.30pm, sky cinema action/Hd sky cinema Premiere

Sky 301 Virgin 431

6.00am kill the king (2016) 15 Crime drama. 7.40 the dragon spell (2016) U 9.10 eliminators (2016) 15 Thriller, starring Scott Adkins. 10.50 blinky bill (2015) PG 12.25pm daylight’s end (2016) 15 Horror, starring Johnny Strong. 2.20 Fantastic beasts and where to Find them (2016) 12 4.40 the dragon spell (2016) U Animated fantasy, featuring the voice of Viktor Andrienko. 6.15 eliminators (2016) 15 Thriller, starring Scott Adkins. 8.00 Fantastic beasts and where to Find them (2016) 12 Harry Potter prequel, starring Eddie Redmayne. 10.15 the Unknown girl (2016) 15 Premiere. Thriller, starring Adèle Haenel.

12.10am manhattan night (2016) 15 Thriller, starring Adrien Brody. 2.15 man down (2015) 15 Drama, starring Shia LaBeouf. 4.00 blinky bill (2015) PG Animated adventure, with the voice of Billy Birmingham. 5.45 the top ten show 2017 sky cinema comedy Sky 308 Virgin 438 7.00am ghostbusters: special 7.30 wild oats (2016) 12 9.10 turner & Hooch (1989) PG 11.00 laws of attraction (2004) 12 With Pierce Brosnan. 12.35pm central intelligence (2016) 12 With Dwayne Johnson. 2.30 keeping Up with the Joneses (2016) 12 With Zach Galifianakis. 4.25 dodgeball: a true Underdog story (2004) 12 With Ben Stiller. 6.10 the First wives club (1996) PG With Goldie Hawn.

8.00 central intelligence (2016) 12 With Dwayne Johnson. 10.00 keeping Up with the Joneses (2016) 12 With Zach Galifianakis.

11.50 Fun with dick and Jane (2005) 12 With Jim Carrey. 1.30am How to lose Friends & alienate People (2008) 15 With Simon Pegg.

3.30 airheads (1994) 15 5.10 trapped in Paradise (1994) PG With Nicolas Cage. sky cinema action Sky 307 Virgin 437

guardians of the golden egg (2017) PG Animated adventure, featuring the voice of Noah Levi. 9.10 annie (1982) U 11.25 strange magic (2015) U Animated fantasy musical, with the voice of Evan Rachel Wood. 1.10pm space Jam (1996) U. 2.45 rabbit school: guardians of the golden egg (2017) PG Animated adventure, featuring the voice of Noah Levi. 4.05 annie (1982) U John Huston’s musical, with Aileen Quinn. 6.15 strange magic (2015) U Animated fantasy musical, with the voice of Evan Rachel Wood. 8.00 space Jam (1996) U Live action and animated comedy, with Michael Jordan.

9.35 race to witch mountain (2009) PG Sci-fi adventure, starring Dwayne Johnson. 11.20 the cat from outer space (1978) PG Disney sci-fi comedy, starring Roddy McDowall. 1.10am First kid (1996) PG Disney comedy, starring Sinbad.

2.55 scooby-doo 2: monsters Unleashed (2004) PG Comedy adventure sequel, with Sarah Michelle Gellar. 4.30 the ant bully (2006) U sky cinema drama Sky 310 Virgin 440 6.00am time out of mind (2014) 15 With Richard Gere. 8.15 alfie (1966) 15 With Michael Caine. 10.15 dirty dancing 2: Havana nights (2004) PG With Romola Garai. 11.50 me and earl and the dying girl (2015) 12 With Thomas Mann. 1.40pm a street cat named bob (2016) 12 With Luke Treadaway. 3.30 sense and sensibility (1995) U With Emma Thompson.

5.50 Jem and the Holograms (2015) PG With Aubrey Peeples. 8.00 a street cat named bob (2016) 12 With Luke Treadaway. 9.45 the meddler (2015) 12 With Susan Sarandon. 11.45 the insider (1999) 15 With Al Pacino. 2.30am girl, interrupted (1999) 15 With Winona Ryder. 4.45 samson and delilah (1949) U sky cinema star wars Sky 304 Virgin 434

7.00am swelter (2014) 15 8.45 rocky iii (1982) PG With Sylvester Stallone. 10.30 Pitch black (2000) 15 With Vin Diesel. 12.25pm the chronicles of riddick (2004) 15 2.30 twister (1996) PG With Helen Hunt. 4.25 in the Heart of the sea (2015) 12 With Chris Hemsworth.

6.30 the Huntsman: winter’s war (2016) 12 With Chris Hemsworth. 8.30 batman v superman: dawn of Justice (2016) 12 With Ben Affleck. 11.05 beowulf (2007) 12 With Ray Winstone. 1.05am Face/off (1997) 18 With John Travolta. 3.30 con air (1997) 18 With Nicolas Cage. 5.30 sky cinema Preview Sky 306 Virgin 436 sky cinema Family

7.20am star wars: episode vi – return of the Jedi (1983) U 9.45 star wars: episode vii – the Force awakens (2015) 12 12.05pm star wars: the clone wars (2008) PG 1.55 empire of dreams: the story of the star wars trilogy extended edition (2004) PG 4.40 star wars: episode i – the Phantom menace (1999) U 7.00 star wars: episode ii – attack of the clones (2002) PG 9.25 star wars: episode iii – revenge of the sith (2005) 12 11.50 star wars: episode i – the Phantom menace (1999) U 2.10am star wars: episode ii – attack of the clones (2002) PG 4.40 star wars: the clone wars (2008) PG Sky 317 Virgin 415 tcm

6.00am race to witch mountain (2009) PG Sci-fi adventure. 7.45 rabbit school:

6.00am Hollywood’s best Film directors (15/91) 6.30 Hollywood’s best Film directors

7.10 rawhide (3/30) 8.15 rawhide (4/30) 9.20 charro (1969) PG Western, starring Elvis Presley. 11.15 the ride back (1957) U Western, starring Anthony Quinn. 12.50pm rawhide (5/30) 1.55 rawhide (6/30) 3.00 the Far country (1954) U Western, starring James Stewart. 4.55 the sheepman (1958) U Comedy Western, starring Glenn Ford. 6.35 billy budd (1962) PG Drama, starring Terence Stamp and Peter Ustinov. 9.00 the Quest (1996) 18 Action adventure directed by and starring Jean-Claude Van Damme. 11.00 escape from la (1996) 15 Action thriller, starring Kurt Russell. 1.00am conspiracy theory with Jesse ventura (1/7) 2.00 conspiracy theory with Jesse ventura (3/7) 3.00 Hollywood’s best Film directors Sky 315 Freeview 15 Virgin 428 Film4 11.00am the nebraskan (1953) PG Western, starring Philip Carey. 12.20pm guns at batasi (1964) PG British military drama, starring Richard Attenborough. 2.30 destry rides again (1939) U Comedy Western, with James Stewart and Marlene Dietrich. 4.25 voyage to the bottom of the sea (1961) U Sci-fi adventure, starring Walter Pidgeon. 6.35 snow white & the Huntsman (2012) 12 Fantasy adventure, with Kristen Stewart and Chris Hemsworth. 9.00 12 years a slave (2013) 15 Oscar-winning factbased period drama, starring Chiwetel Ejiofor.

11.40 stoker (2013) 18 Thriller, starring Mia Wasikowska. 1.40am the debt (2010) 15 sky cinema disney Sky 305 Virgin 435 6.00am lady and the tramp (1955) U 7.25 the incredibles (2004) U Pixar’s animated adventure, with the voice of Craig T Nelson. 9.25 moana (2016) PG Animation. 11.20 inside out (2015) U Pixar animated fantasy, with the voice of Amy Poehler. 1.05pm lady and the tramp (1955) U Animated adventure, with the voice of Barbara Luddy. 2.30 bambi (1942) U Animated drama. 3.50 bUrn.e (2008) U Short Pixar animated adventure featuring characters from WALL.E. 4.05 the incredibles (2004) U Pixar’s animated adventure, with the voice of Craig T Nelson. 6.05 moana (2016) PG Animation, with the voice of Dwayne Johnson. 8.00 inside out (2015) U Pixar animated fantasy, with the voice of Amy Poehler. 9.45 the love bug (1968) U Comedy, starring Dean Jones. 11.40 Pirates of the caribbean: dead man’s chest (2006) 12 Swashbuckling adventure sequel, starring Johnny Depp. 2.15am in search of the castaways (1962) U Children’s adventure, starring Hayley Mills. 4.00 bambi ii (2006) U Animated prequel, with the voice of Patrick Stewart. 5.15 now you see Him, now you don’t (1972) U

satellite, cable & digital Sky 106 Virgin 110 sky 1 6.00am Hawaii Five-0 8.00 Monkey Life 9.00 The Dog Whisperer 10.00 Modern Family 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00noon Hawaii Five-0 2.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.00 Supergirl 4.00 The Flash 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Freddie Down Under 9.00 Colony 10.00 A League Of Their Own US Road Trip 11.00 Air Ambulance ER 12.00midnight A League Of Their Own 1.00 The Force: Manchester 2.00 Ross Kemp On Gangs 3.00 Motorway Patrol 4.00 Animal 999 Sky 108 sky atlantic 6.00am Fish Town 8.00 Urban Secrets 10.00 The West Wing 12.00noon Without A Trace 1.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.00 Blue Bloods 3.00 The British 4.00 The West Wing 6.00 Without A Trace 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 Ray Donovan 10.10 I’m Dying Up Here 11.20 The Sopranos 1.30am Looking 2.00 Tin Star 3.00 Ray Donovan 4.10 West Wing Sky 109 Virgin 125 w 6.10am Countryside 999 7.00 MasterChef Australia 8.00 My Dream Home 9.00 Extreme Weight Loss 10.00 The Bill 11.00 Tipping Point 1.00pm River Cottage To The Core 2.00 MasterChef USA 3.00 Who Do You Think You Are? 4.00 Extreme Weight Loss 5.00 Tipping Point 7.00 MasterChef Australia 8.00 One Born Every Minute 9.00 Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders 10.00 Gavin & Stacey 10.40 Secrets Of The Sales 12.00midnight One Born Every Minute 1.00 Gavin & Stacey 1.35 Grimm 2.20 Judge Faith Sky 156 Virgin 208 liFetime 6.00am Teleshopping 7.00 Masters Of Flip 8.00 Million Dollar Decorators 9.00 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 10.00 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey 11.00 Judge Judy 1.00pm My Ghost Story: Caught On Camera 2.00 Million Dollar Decorators 3.00 Little Women: LA 4.00 Dance Moms 5.00 Project Runway All Stars 6.00 Australia’s Next Top Model 7.00 Judge Judy 8.00 Property Brothers 9.00 Little Women: Atlanta 10.00 Summer House 11.00 So Sharp: Dance Squad 12.00midnight Dance Moms 1.00 Little Women: Atlanta 2.00 Summer House 3.00 Dance Moms Sky 529 Virgin 270 History 6.00am Pawn Stars 7.10 American Pickers 8.00 Counting Cars 9.00 Ancient Aliens 10.00 Forged In Fire 11.00 Top Shot 12.00noon Ice Road Truckers 1.00 Pawn Stars 2.00 Counting Cars 3.00 American Pickers 4.00 Storage Wars 5.00 Top Shot 6.00 Forged In Fire 7.00 American Pickers 8.00 Robert Redford’s The West 9.00 Mountain Men 10.00 Alone: Lost And Found 11.00 Forged In Fire 12.00midnight Top Shot 1.00 American Pickers 2.00 Storage Wars comedy central Sky 112 Virgin 132 8.00am The Middle 10.00 Friends 1.00pm Impractical Jokers 2.00 Friends 3.00 8 Simple Rules 4.00 Friends 9.00 Impractical Jokers 9.30 Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes 10.00 Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central 10.30 Your Face Or Mine 11.00 Michael McIntyre’s Showtime 12.00midnight Impractical Jokers 1.00 The Daily Show 1.30 South Park 4.15 Two And A Half Men Sky 107 Virgin 112 sky living 6.00am Cooks To Market 6.15 60 Minute Makeover 7.15 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 8.15 Road Wars 9.15 My Kitchen Rules: Australia 10.30 Nothing To Declare 12.00noon Criminal Minds 1.00 Bones 2.00 Cold Case 3.00 Cooks To Market 3.15 Stop, Search, Seize 4.15 UK Border Force 5.15 Nothing To Declare 6.45 My Kitchen Rules: Australia 8.00 Sun, Sea And A&E 9.00 Film: Along Came A Spider (2001) (15) Detective thriller prequel, starring Morgan Freeman. 11.00 Criminal Minds 12.00midnight Bones 1.00 Nashville 2.00 Bones 4.00 Criminal Minds 5.00 Nothing To Declare Sky 110 Virgin 124 gold 7.00am Goodnight Sweetheart 8.20 Lucky Feller 8.55 The Piglet Files 9.25 A Sharp Intake Of Breath 10.00 Butterflies 10.40 Goodnight Sweetheart 12.00noon Only Fools And Horses 7.00 The Story Of Only Fools And Horses 8.00 Only Fools And Horses 11.50 Goodnight Sweetheart 1.10am The Piglet Files 1.35 Butterflies 2.10 Lucky Feller 2.40 Big School

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Sky 116 Freeview 9 Virgin 107

7.00pm World News 7.30 World War One At Home: Whose Side Are You On? 8.00 Storm Troupers: The Fight To Forecast The Weather 9.00 The Golden Age Of Steam Railways 10.00 Storyville: The Boy Who Changed America 11.25 Tales From The National Parks 12.25am Storm Troupers: The Fight To Forecast The Weather 1.25 The High Art Of The Low Countries 2.25 The Golden Age Of Steam Railways Sky 118 Freeview 6 Virgin 115 Itv2 6.00am You’ve Been Framed! Gold 6.25 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 7.15 Below Deck 8.00 Emmerdale 8.30 You’ve Been Framed Gold Rides Again! 9.30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 10.20 Below Deck 11.15 Dress To Impress 12.20pm Emmerdale 12.50 You’ve Been Framed! Gold Full Throttle 1.50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show 6.00 Dress To Impress 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 7.30 You’ve Been Framed!

Gold 8.00 Two And A Half Men 8.30 Two And A Half Men 9.00 Family Guy 9.30 Family Guy 10.00 Family Guy 10.30 Family Guy 11.00 Family Guy 11.30 American Dad! 12.30am Two And A Half Men 1.20 Release The Hounds Sky 119 Freeview 10 Virgin 117 Itv3 6.00am Judge Judy 6.40 The Royal 7.40 Heartbeat 8.40 Where The Heart Is 9.45 Judge Judy 11.05 Rising Damp 11.35 You’re Only Young Twice 12.05pm On The Buses 12.40 Griff’s Great Britain 1.05 Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 4.15 You’re Only Young Twice 4.50 On The Buses 5.25 Rising Damp 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.05 Law & Order: UK 11.05 If I Had You 1.05am Wycliffe 2.05 Judge Judy 2.30 Teleshopping Sky 120 Freeview 24 Virgin 118 Itv4 6.00am Storage Wars: Texas 6.25 Minder 7.15 The Professionals 8.10 Cycling: Vuelta A Espana 9.10 Storage Wars: Texas 9.40 Cycling: Tour Of Britain 10.45 Cycling: Tour Of Britain Live.

3.45pm Goals Of The 80s 4.00 Minder 5.00 The Professionals 6.00 Storage Wars: Texas 7.00 Cycling: Vuelta A Espana 8.00 Cycling: Tour Of Britain 9.00 Film: You Only Live Twice (1967) (PG) 11.20 Film: The Gauntlet (1977) (18) Action adventure. 1.40am Ax Men 2.30 Tommy Cooper 2.55 ITV4 Nightscreen Sky 149 Freeview 26 Virgin 119 ItvBe 6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Be Tasty 9.10 The Only Way Is Essex 10.00 Big Rich Texas 11.00 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 12.00noon Buying And Selling 1.00 Dinner Date 2.00 The Bachelor USA 3.00 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey 4.00 The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 6.00 Buying And Selling 7.00 Dinner Date 8.00 Dinner Date 9.00 Yummy Mummies 10.00 Mob Wives Chicago 11.00 Married To Medicine 12.00midnight The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 12.55 Teleshopping Sky 136 Freeview 28 Virgin 144 e4 6.00am Hollyoaks 6.30 Coach Trip: Road To Zante 7.00 Made In Chelsea 8.00 Melissa & Joey 9.00 Black-ish 10.00 Baby Daddy 11.00 How I Met Your Mother 12.00noon The Goldbergs 1.00 The Big Bang Theory 2.00 Melissa & Joey 3.00 Baby Daddy 4.00 2 Broke Girls 5.00 The Goldbergs 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Coach Trip: Road To Zante 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 10.00 Celebs Go Dating 11.05 Made Over By 12.10am The Big Bang Theory 1.00 Celebs Go Dating 2.05 First Dates 3.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 3.50 Rude Tube Sky 138 Freeview 14 Virgin 147 mORe4 8.55am A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 11.00 Four In A Bed 1.40pm A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 3.50 The Somme’s Secret Weapon: A Time Team Special 4.50 Secrets Of The Saxon Hoard: A Time Team Special 5.55 Vet On The Hill 6.55 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 A Year On The Farm 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.05 A Year On The Farm 2.05 Grand Designs 3.10 8 Out Of 10 Cats Sky 614 Freeview 202 Virgin 702 cBeeBIeS 6.00am Get Set Go: Show Me Show Me 6.20 Baby Jake 6.30 Alphablocks 6.35 Twirlywoos 6.50 Raa Raa The Noisy Lion 7.00 Teletubbies

7.15 Bing 7.25 Numberblocks 7.30 Hey Duggee 7.45 Peter Rabbit 8.00 Go Jetters 8.10 Octonauts 8.25 Justin’s House 8.50 Kate & MimMim 9.00 Discover And Do: Timmy Time 9.10 Bing 9.20 Patchwork Pals 9.25 Olobob Top 9.30 Twirlywoos 9.45 Something Special: We’re All Friends 10.05 Teletubbies 10.20 Alphablocks 10.25 Charlie And Lola 10.35 Tiny Tumble 10.40 Let’s Play 11.00 Magic Door 11.05 Mr Bloom: Here And There 11.20 Show Me Show Me 11.40 Waybuloo 12.00noon I Can Cook With You 12.15 My Story 12.30 Grandpa In My Pocket 12.45 Melody 12.55 Wussywat The Clumsy Cat 1.00 Tinga Tinga Tales 1.15 Bing 1.20 Patchwork Pals 1.25 Olobob Top 1.35 Twirlywoos 1.45 Something Special: We’re All Friends 2.05 Teletubbies 2.20 Alphablocks 2.25 Charlie And Lola 2.35 Tiny Tumble 2.40 Let’s Play 3.00 Magic Door 3.05 My Pet And Me 3.25 Big Fun Time: Footy Pups 3.40 Go Jetters 3.50 Hey Duggee 4.00 The Furchester Hotel 4.15 Kazoops 4.20 Messy Goes To Okido 4.30 Do You Know? 4.45 Peter Rabbit 5.00 Go Jetters 5.15 Sarah & Duck 5.20 Topsy And Tim 5.35 Our Family 5.45 Dipdap 5.50 Nelly & Nora 6.00 CBeebies Bedtime Hour: Clangers 6.10 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal 6.20 In The Night Garden 6.50 CBeebies Bedtime Stories Sky 663 Freeview 85 HOcHAnDA 7.00am Hoooked for Life 8.00 Faber-Castell® Gelatos 9.00 Sew Inspired Issue 9 One Day Special 10.00 Hoooked for Life 11.00 Sugar Buttons 12noon Faber-Castell® Gelatos 1.00 Sew Inspired Issue 9 One Day Special 2.00 Sugar Buttons 3.00 Soft Toys by Amazing Crafts 4.00 Faber-Castell® Gelatos 5.00 Sew Inspired Issue 9 One Day Special 6.00 Creative Expressions One Day Special 7.00 Soft Toys by Amazing Crafts 8.00 Creative Expressions One Day Special Sky 537 Freeview 19 Virgin 245 yeSteRDAy

6.00am Antiques Roadshow 7.10 Medieval Dead 8.00 Codebreaker 9.00 Tenko 10.00 Time Team 2.00pm Secrets Of War 4.00 Sharpe 6.00 Tenko 7.00 The Light Of Dawn: The Normandy Landings 8.00 History’s Greatest Hoaxes 9.00 Fawlty Towers 9.45 Monty Python’s Best Bits (Mostly) 10.25 To The Manor Born 11.05 Fawlty Towers 11.55 History’s Greatest Hoaxes 12.55am The Light Of Dawn: The Normandy Landings 1.55 Secrets Of War Sky 111 Freeview 12 Virgin 127 DAve 7.10am Scrapheap Challenge 8.10 American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK 10.00 American Pickers 12.00noon Jay Leno’s Garage 1.00 Top Gear 3.00 Brojects In The House 3.30 Brojects 4.00 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 5.00 Top Gear 7.00 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 8.00 QI XL 9.00 Live At The Apollo 10.00 Mock The Week 11.20 QI 12.00midnight Would I Lie To You? 12.40 Mock The Week 1.20 QI 2.00 Would I Lie To You? 2.40 Parks And Recreation Sky 158 Freeview 20 Virgin 128 DRAmA 7.10am The Bill 8.00 Dangerfield 9.00 Pie In The Sky 10.00 All Creatures Great And Small 11.00 The Bill 1.00pm Last Of The Summer Wine 1.40 Brush Strokes 2.20 Birds Of A Feather 3.00 Dangerfield 4.00 Pie In The Sky 5.00 All Creatures Great And Small 6.00 Brush Strokes 6.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 7.20 To The Manor Born 8.00 Inspector George Gently 10.00 New Tricks 11.20 Birds Of A Feather 12.00midnight The Bill 1.00 The Cazalets Sky 148 Freeview 39 Virgin 192 cBS ActIOn 9.00am JAG 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 Diagnosis Murder 12.00noon Bonanza 2.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.00 NCIS 4.00 Walker, Texas Ranger 5.00 JAG 6.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 7.00 Diagnosis Murder 8.00 Walker, Texas Ranger 9.00 NCIS 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 Diagnosis Murder 12.00midnight NCIS: Los Angeles 12.55 NCIS 1.50 NCIS: Los Angeles Sky 146 Freeview 66 Virgin 148 cBS ReAlIty 6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Judge Judy 9.50 Hoarders: Family Secrets 10.45 Unsolved Mysteries 11.40 48 Hours: Mystery 12.35pm Judge Judy 3.10 Hoarders: Family Secrets 4.05 Unsolved Mysteries 5.00 Judge Judy 7.00 Medical Detectives 7.30 Medical Detectives 8.00 Unsolved Mysteries 9.00 Killer Doctors On Death Row 10.00 Snapped: Killer Couples 11.00 Medical Detectives 12.00midnight Sins And Secrets 1.00 Killer Doctors On Death Row

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6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 8.30 Live New Zealand NPC Rugby. Wellington v Hawke’s Bay. 10.20 Rugby Greatest Games 10.30 Premier League Daily 11.00 Sky Sports Now 12.00noon Sky Sports Today 5.00 Sky Sports News At 5 6.00 Sky Sports News At 6 7.00 Sky Sports Tonight 8.00 Sky Sports Tonight 9.00 Sky Sports Tonight 10.00 Sky Sports News At Ten. A round-up of the day’s news. 11.00 Through The Night

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6.00am Premier League Legends 10.00 Premier League Daily 11.00 Premier League Legends 5.30pm Premier League 100 Club 6.00 One2Eleven: Stuart Pearce 6.15 One2Eleven: Sol Campbell 6.30 One2Eleven: Gordon Banks 6.45 One2Eleven: Tony Adams 7.00 One2Eleven: Ryan Giggs 7.15 One2Eleven: Wayne Hennessey 7.30 Premier League World 8.00 One2Eleven 11.00 Premier League World 11.30 PL Greatest Games 12.00midnight Premier League Best Goals 1.00 Premier League 100 Club 1.30 Premier League Legends 2.00 Premier League World 2.30 Premier League 100 Club 3.00 Premier League Legends 3.30 Premier League World 4.00 Premier League Best Goals 5.00 Premier League World 5.30 Premier League 100 Club

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6.00am Cricket’s Greatest 7.00 Masterclass: Kumar Sangakkara 7.15 Masterclass: Mahela Jayawardene 7.45 Masterclass: Virat Kohli 8.05 Masterclass: Wasim Akram 8.35 Masterclass: Virat Kohli 8.55 Cricket’s Greatest 10.00 Masterclass: Kumar Sangakkara 10.15 Masterclass: Mahela Jayawardene 10.45 Masterclass: Kumar Sangakkara 11.00 Cricket’s Greatest 1.00pm Masterclass: Mahela Jayawardene 1.30 Masterclass: Wasim Akram 2.00 Cricket’s Greatest 3.00 How The 2015 Ashes Were Won 5.00 Masterclass: Mahela Jayawardene 5.30 Masterclass: Wasim Akram 6.00 Cricket’s Greatest 7.00 How The 2015 Ashes Were Won 9.00 Imran Khan 9.30 How The 2015 Ashes Were Won 11.30 Cricket’s Greatest 12.30am Masterclass: Mahela Jayawardene 1.00 Cricket’s Greatest 3.00 Masterclass: Kumar Sangakkara 3.15 Masterclass: Mahela Jayawardene 3.45 Masterclass: Virat Kohli 4.05 Masterclass: Wasim Akram 4.35 Masterclass: Virat Kohli 4.55 Cricket’s Greatest

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6.00am Sky Sports Boxing Gold 7.00 NFL – Greatest Games 8.30 Live New Zealand NPC Rugby. Wellington v Hawke’s Bay (Kick-off 8.30am). 10.20 Rugby Greatest Games 10.30 Sporting Greats 11.00 Racing News 11.30 NFL: America’s Game 1.30pm NFL – A Football Life 2.30 NFL: America’s Game 4.30 NFL – Greatest Games 6.00 NFL: America’s Game 7.00 Motorsport Mundial 7.30 Sports Unlimited 8.30 Triathlon 9.30 New Zealand NPC Rugby Union. Wellington v Hawke’s Bay. 11.20 Rugby Greatest Games 11.30 NFL Hard Knocks: Tampa Bay Buccaneers 12.30am Top 14 Round-Up Show 1.00 Triathlon 2.00 Sports Unlimited 3.00 Triathlon 4.00 Top 14 Round-Up Show 4.30 Sporting Greats 5.00 Sky Sports Boxing Gold

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5.00am BRDC Formula 3 Championship Highlights 6.00 Eurocup Formula Renault 2.0 7.00 Michelin Le Mans Cup Highlights 7.30 Irish Rally Review 8.00 Spirit Of Yachting 8.30 Aviva Premiership Rugby Highlights 11.00 International Football 1.30pm Liverpool: Team Of The Eighties 2.30 Liverpool – Team Of The Eighties 3.30 Maradona ’86 4.00 International Football 5.30 BT Sport Reload 6.00 UEFA Champions League Magazine 6.30 Premier League World 7.00 CPL T20 Cricket 8.00 Live Rugby Tonight 9.00 The Big Match Revisited 10.00 The Big Match Revisited 11.00 Hero CPL Magazine 11.30 CPL T20 Cricket 12.30am Live CPL T20 Cricket

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9.00am US Open Tennis 3.30pm Live US Open Tennis 6.00 Live US Open Tennis 9.00 Live US Open Tennis 12.00midnight Live US Open Tennis 2.00 Live US Open Tennis 5.00 US Open Tennis

RADIO RADIO 1

(FM: 97.6-99.8MHz)

6.33 The Radio 1 Breakfast Show With Nick Grimshaw 10.00 Clara Amfo. Music nad topical chat. 12.45 Newsbeat. Latest headlines. 1.00 Scott Mills 4.00 Greg James 5.45 Newsbeat 6.00 Greg James 7.00 Annie Mac 9.00 The Surgery With Gemma & Dr Radha 10.02 Phil Taggart 1.00 Benji B 4.00 Adele Roberts (FM: 88-90.2MHz) RADIO 2 5.00 Vanessa Feltz 6.30 Chris Evans 9.30 Ken Bruce 12.00 Jeremy Vine 2.00 Steve Wright In The Afternoon 5.00 Simon Mayo 7.00 The Folk Show With Mark Radcliffe. Traditional and contemporary folk and acoustic music.

8.00 Jo Whiley. Music and chat. 10.00 CMA Music Festival 2017 11.00 The Great American Songbook 12.00 Pick Of The Pops 2.00 Radio 2 Playlists: Country Playlist 3.00 Radio 2 Playlist: Easy 4.00 Radio 2 Playlist: Radio 2 Rocks (FM: 90.2-92.4MHz) RADIO 3 6.30 Breakfast 9.00 Essential Classics 12.00 Composer Of The Week: Mozart 1.00 News.

The latest headlines. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert 2.00 Afternoon On 3 3.30 Choral Evensong 4.30 In Tune 6.00 News 6.02 Composer Of The Week: Mozart 7.00 BBC Proms 2017. Live at BBC Proms, the London Philharmonic Orchestra and Vladimir Jurowski in Shostakovich’s Symphony No 11, plus Prokofiev’s First Violin Concerto with soloist Alina Ibragimova. 10.15 BBC Proms 2017 11.30 Late Junction 12.30 Through The Night (FM: 92.4-94.6MHz, LW: 198KHz) RADIO 4 5.30 News Briefing 5.43 Prayer For The Day 5.45 Farming Today 5.58 Tweet Of The Day 6.00 Today 8.30 (LW) Yesterday In Parliament 9.00 Fry’s English Delight 9.30 All In A Chord 9.45 (LW) Daily Service 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week: Every Third Thought 10.00 Woman’s Hour 10.56 The Listening Project 11.00 Vitriolic 11.30 Relativity 12.00 News 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast 12.04 Home Front 12.15 You And Yours 1.00 The World At One 1.45 Streets Apart: A History Of Social Housing 1.56 Weather 2.00 The Archers 2.15 Drama: The Interrogation 3.00 The Death Of Retirement 3.30 In Sickness And In Social Care 4.00 Is One Career Enough? 4.30 The Media Show 5.00 PM 6.00 Six O’Clock News 6.30 Ankle Tag. The bath has sprung a leak, and Gruff wants to book an ethical plumber. 7.00 The Archers. Lexi learns more about Ambridge.

7.15 Front Row. Arts programme. 7.45 (LW) The Inheritors 7.45 (FM) The Inheritors 8.00 The Fix. Solving the problem of alcoholism in Britain. 8.45 David Baddiel Tries To Understand.

9.00 Costing The Earth. Tom Heap reports on environmental destruction caused by mass tourism. 9.30 Quirke’s Cast And Crew. The work of camera operators and grips. 9.59 Weather 10.00 The World Tonight 10.45 Book at Bedtime: Crime Down Under: The Dry 11.00 The John Moloney Show 11.15 Before They Were Famous 11.30 Today In Parliament 12.00 News And Weather 12.30 Book of the Week: Every Third Thought 12.45 Sailing By 12.48 Shipping Forecast 1.00 As BBC World Service 5.20 Shipping Forecast (MW: 909, 693KHz) RADIO 5 lIve 5.00 Morning Reports 5.15 Wake Up To Money 6.00 5 Live Breakfast 10.00 5 Live Daily With Emma Barnett 1.00 Afternoon Edition 4.00 5 Live Drive 7.00 5 Live Sport 7.30 5 Live Sport – Review 9.00 The Tuffers And Vaughan Cricket Show 10.30 Phil Williams 1.00 Up All Night (FM: 100-102MHz) clASSIc Fm 6.00 More Music Breakfast 9.00 John Suchet 1.00 Anne-Marie Minhall 5.00 Classic FM Drive 7.00 Smooth Classics At Seven 8.15 A Classic FM Recital – Live From Dumfries House 10.00 Smooth Classics 1.00 Sam Pittis RADIO ScOtlAnD (FM: 92.4-92.7MHz) 6.00 Good Morning Scotland 9.00 The Kaye Adams Programme 12.00 John Beattie 1.32 Brainwaves 2.00 Bulletin 2.05 The Janice Forsyth Show 4.00 Newsdrive 6.30 (FM) Get It On With Bryan Burnett 6.30 (MW) Sportsound 7.30 (MW) Get It On With Bryan Burnett. Music request show. 9.00 Bulletin 9.05 Travelling Folk.

The Grand Night of Scotland recorded at the Festival Interceltique Lorient. 11.00 Bulletin 11.05 Vic Galloway 1.00 As Radio 5 Live

BBC 1

Ambulance, 9pm 6.00

6.00 6.30 7.00 7.30

8.00

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10.00 10.30 10.45

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Breakfast (HD) 9.15 Council House Crackdown (S) (W) (HD) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (S) (W) (HD) 11.00 Dom On The Spot (HD) 11.45 Thief Trackers (S) (W) (HD) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (rpt) (HD) 1.00 BBC News At One, (S) Weather (W) (HD) 1.30 Local News, (S) Weather (W) 1.45 Doctors (S) (W) (HD) 2.15 Red Rock (S) (W) (HD) 3.00 Escape To The Country (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 3.45 Garden Rescue (S) (W) (HD) 4.30 Celebrity Money For Nothing (S) (W) (HD) 5.15 Pointless. Quiz show in which pairs of contestants try to score the fewest points. (HD)

BBC NEWS At Six, WEAtHER (W) (HD) LoCAL NEWS, WEAtHER Bulletins. (W) tHE oNE SHoW Topical stories. (S) (W) (HD) EAStENDERS Steven is thrown into turmoil when his plan spirals out of control. With lives hanging in the balance, news quickly spreads around the Square, leaving people fearing the worst. (HD) Followed by BBC News. (S) (HD) WHo Do you tHiNk you ARE? (9/10) EastEnders actress Lisa Hammond, best known to fans of the show as market trader Donna Yates, is keen to know why her paternal grandfather never spoke about his experiences in the Second World War. Tracing back, she finds out about the trauma he endured and his efforts to overcome it. She then focuses on her mother’s side of the family and is reassured to discover many generations of “London stock” as she is not a fan of the countryside. But as she traces further back, her relief proves short-lived. (S) (W) (HD) AmBuLANCE (3/8) Veteran ambulance man Mick treats a woman having a heart attack, while call supervisor Steph oversees the delivery of a baby over the phone. (S) (W) (HD) BBC NEWS At tEN, WEAtHER (W) (HD) LoCAL NEWS, WEAtHER Bulletins. (W) REggiE yAtES: HiDDEN AuStRALiA (1/2) Reggie Yates travels to Melbourne to find out why Australia’s second city is facing such a dangerous epidemic of the drug known as Ice. (S) (W) (HD) SHouLD i mARRy my CouSiN? Documentary in which 18-year-old Bradfordborn Hiba Maroof explores the custom of first-cousin marriage, a practice that has gone on in her family for generations. (S) (W) (HD)

12.15 BBC News. All the latest headlines. (S) (W) (HD)

BBC 2

the Big Family Cooking Showdown, 8pm 6.00

Flog It! Trade Secrets (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 6.30 Council House Crackdown (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 7.15 Garden Rescue (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 8.00 Sign Zone: Nadiya’s British Food Adventure (rpt) (SL) (S) (W) 8.30 Sign Zone: Great British Menu (rpt) (SL) (S) (W) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire (S) (W) (HD) 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live (S) (W) (HD) 12.00 Daily Politics (S) (W) (HD) 1.00 For What It’s Worth (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 1.45 Countryfile (rpt) (HD) 2.10 Glorious Gardens From Above (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 2.55 Coast Australia (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 3.45 Great British Railway Journeys (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 4.15 Planet Earth II (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 5.15 Flog It! (rpt) (S) (W)

ITV

Emmerdale, 7pm & 8pm 6.00

Good Morning Britain (HD) 8.30 Lorraine (HD) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (W) (HD) 10.30 This Morning (W) (HD) 12.30 Loose Women (W) (HD) 1.30 ITV News, Weather (W) 1.55 Local News, Weather (W) 2.00 Judge Rinder (W) (HD) 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (rpt) (W) (HD) 3.59 Local Weather (W) 4.00 Tipping Point (W) (HD) 5.00 The Chase (W) (HD)

6.00 RiCHARD oSmAN’S HouSE oF gAmES Comedians Al Murray and Nish Kumar, presenter Anneka Rice and Radio 1 DJ Clara Amfo continue the daily test of their general knowledge skills, hosted by Richard Osman. (S) (W) (HD) 6.30 EggHEADS (27/95) Quiz show. (S) (W) (HD) 7.00 tHiS FARmiNg LiFE (2/12) Martin and Mel introduce their four-month-old daughter, buffalo farmer Stevie must select a new bull from his herd, while Highland crofters Robin and Penny chase a runaway calf. (S) (W) (HD) 8.00 tHE Big FAmiLy CookiNg SHoWDoWN Italian home cooking goes up against traditional Indian food as the Massaccesis from Wiltshire take on the Gangotra sisters from Birmingham.

Hosted by Zoe Ball and Nadiya Hussain. (HD) 9.00 NEW tRiBES, PREDAtoRS & mE (1/3) SERiES Gordon Buchanan meets different cultures that live and hunt alongside predators, beginning with men in the Solomon Islands who freedive for fish alongside sharks. (S) (W) (HD) 10.00 motD: tHE PREmiER LEAguE SHoW Gabby Logan presents the magazine programme featuring news from the Premier League, plus interviews with football stars. (S) (W) (HD) 10.30 NEWSNigHt, WEAtHER (S) (W) (HD) 11.15 mouNtAiN: LiFE At tHE ExtREmE (2/3) This episode looks at life on the highest mountain range on Earth, the Himalayas, home to many extraordinary animals and remarkable ancient cultures. (rpt) (S) (W) (HD)

6.00 LoCAL NEWS, WEAtHER Bulletins. (W) 6.30 itV NEWS, WEAtHER Latest headlines. (W) 7.00 EmmERDALE Emma wreaks fresh havoc and Jai masks his concerns about Nell’s pregnancy as he struggles to deal with the news. (W) (HD) 7.30 uNDERCoVER – BREAkiNg iNto BRitAiN: toNigHt Jonathan Maitland presents an investigation into the security of Britain’s borders and the trade in fake passports allowing people to enter the country illegally. (HD) 8.00 EmmERDALE Nell becomes desperate as relations between her and Jai remain strained, while Leyla is stunned when she finds out her best friend slept with her fiancé. Debbie puts on a brave face as the deal turns sour. (W) (HD) 9.00 NEW SAFE HouSE (1/4) The drama returns SERiES with a new cast, location and story.

Former detective Tom Brook hears news of a shocking abduction, convincing him that a killer he once investigated has returned.

Despite the investigating officer’s initial doubts, the victim’s family are soon placed under Tom’s protection in the safe house Tom runs as a business with his partner Sam. Thriller, starring Stephen Moyer, Zoe Tapper, Ashley Walters, Jason Watkins and Sunetra Sarker. (W) (HD) 10.00 itV NEWS, WEAtHER Latest headlines. (W) 10.30 LoCAL NEWS, WEAtHER Bulletins. (W) 10.45 tHE LAtE DEBAtE Simon Harris is joined by a panel of local MPs for a discussion on the latest news and events at Westminster. (W) (HD) 11.10 BEAR gRyLLS: miSSioN SuRViVE (3/6) The celebrities choose from a selection of edible and poisonous flora, before carrying an “injured” Meg to safety on a makeshift stretcher and face an assault course. (rpt) (W) (HD)

12.15 Sign Zone: Celebrity MasterChef. The contenders identify a tray of ingredients. (rpt) 1.45 Sign Zone: The Sheriffs Are Coming (rpt) 2.45 This Is BBC Two (HD)

12.05 Jackpot247 (W) 3.00 Undercover – Breaking Into Britain: Tonight (rpt) (W) (HD) 3.25 ITV Nightscreen (W) (HD) 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (rpt) (HD)

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REgioNAL VARiAtioNS

BBC2 SCotLAND As BBC2 except: 12.00 First Minister’s Questions 7.00 The Beechgrove Garden 7.30-8.00 Timeline.

Thought-provoking stories and analysis from across the country. itV mERiDiAN As ITV except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather 6.00-6.30 Local News 10.45-11.10 The Last Word itV CENtRAL As ITV except: 10.45-11.10 Central Lobby itV WEStCouNtRy As ITV except: 3.59 Local Weather 6.00-6.30 Local News 10.45-11.10 The Westcountry Debate itV ANgLiA As ITV except: 10.45-11.10 Anglia Late Edition itV yoRkSHiRE As ITV except: 10.45-11.10 Last Orders itV tyNE tEES As ITV except: 10.45 Around the House

itV gRANADA As ITV except: 10.45 The Granada Debate itV BoRDER As ITV except: 10.45-11.10 Around the House itV WESt As ITV except: 10.45 The Westcountry Debate itV WALES As ITV WEST except: 10.45 Fishlock’s Choice S4C 6.00 Cyw: Do Re Mi Dona 6.15 Cyw: Patrôl Pawennau 6.30 Cyw: Halibalw 6.40 Cyw: Octonots 6.50 Cyw: Bing 7.00 Cyw: Patrôl Pawennau 7.15 Cyw: Ynys Broc Môr Lili 7.20 Cyw: Meic y Marchog 7.35 Cyw: Marcaroni 7.50 Cyw: Tomos a’i Ffrindiau 8.00 Cyw: Rapsgaliwn 8.15 Cyw: Plant y Byd 8.20 Cyw: Y Dywysoges Fach 8.35 Cyw: Y Brodyr Coala 8.45 Cyw: Abadas 9.00 Cyw: Wibli Sochyn y Mochyn 9.10 Cyw: Sbridiri 9.30 Cyw: Pingu 9.35 Cyw: Bobi Jac 9.45 Cyw: Cei Bach 10.00 Cyw: Do Re Mi Dona 10.15

Cyw: Patrôl Pawennau 10.30 Cyw: Halibalw 10.40 Cyw: Octonots 10.50 Cyw: Bing 11.00 Cyw: Patrôl Pawennau 11.15 Cyw: Ynys Broc Môr Lili 11.20 Cyw: Meic y Marchog 11.35 Cyw: Marcaroni 11.50 Cyw: Tomos a’i Ffrindiau 12.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 12.05 Heno 1.00 Bwyd y Tywysogion 2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.05 Iolo yn Rwsia 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh: Ffeil 5.05 Stwnsh: Pigo Dy Drwyn 5.35 Stwnsh: Chwarter Call 6.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.05 Cwpwrdd Dillad 6.30 Stori Pêl-Droed Cymru 7.00 Heno 7.30 Rownd a Rownd 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Celwydd Noeth 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Nigel Owens: Wyt ti’n Gêm? 10.00 Hansh 10.30 Codi Hwyl 11.00-11.35 Llys Nini

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6.00

Countdown (rpt) 6.45 the king of Queens (rpt) 7.10 the king of Queens (rpt) 7.35 the king of Queens (rpt) 8.00 everybody Loves raymond (rpt) 8.30 everybody Loves raymond (rpt) 9.00 Frasier (rpt) 9.35 Frasier (rpt) 10.05 ramsay’s kitchen Nightmares Usa (rpt) 11.00 Coast Vs Country (rpt) (hd) 12.00 News (hd) 12.05 Couples Come dine with Me (rpt) (hd) 1.05 French Collection (hd) 2.10 Countdown (hd) 3.00 Cheap Cheap Cheap (hd) 4.00 a Place in the sun: winter sun (rpt) (hd) 5.00 Come dine with Me (hd) 5.30 streetmate (hd)

6.00 tHE sIMpsONs homer teaches victory dance moves to athletes and proves so successful he is chosen to produce the super bowl half-time show. with the voice of Michelle kwan. (rpt) 6.30 HOllyOAks Zack books a fancy meal for himself and Leela at Nightingale’s, but it does not go to plan. Meanwhile, kathy does not want tegan anywhere near Leah and Lucas. (hd) 7.00 CHANNEl 4 NEws Latest headlines. (hd) 8.00 lEGO MAstErs bill bailey joins the judges as the teams compete in challenges on the theme of the great outdoors, building a display for a nature walk to be transported to essex. (hd) 9.00 EdUCAtING GrEAtEr MANCHEstEr (2/8) the student development team help a 12-year-old who is risking her future at the school by constantly flying off the handle and a pregnant 15-year-old who could miss her GCses. (hd) 10.00 tHE GrEAt BrItIsH BAkE OFF: AN ExtrA slICE (2/10) including an interview with this week’s eliminated baker. (hd) 10.50 CElEBrIty IslANd wItH BEAr Grylls Five days in, and still without fire, shelter or a proper meal, ryan thomas and iwan thomas decide to prioritise making a shelter – with disastrous consequences for the group. (rpt) (hd) 11.55 tHE sECrEt lIFE OF tHE HOlIdAy rEsOrt another look at life at an all-inclusive holiday world resort in Malaga, spain, to see what britons get up to while on holiday in the sun and what it takes to keep them happy. (rpt) (hd) 12.55 white kid, brown kid (rpt) (sL) (hd) 1.50 one born every Minute (rpt) (hd) 2.45 From russia to iran: Crossing the wild Frontier (rpt) (hd) 3.40 trump’s war on the border (rpt) (hd) 4.35 building the dream (rpt) (hd) 5.30 too Many Cooks (rpt) (hd)

Thursday 7 sepTember 2017

Cricket On 5, 7pm 6.00

Milkshake! Puffin rock (hd) 6.10 Poppy Cat (rpt) (hd) 6.20 simon (hd) 6.25 bob the builder (rpt) (hd) 6.35 Fireman sam (rpt) (hd) 6.50 thomas & Friends: extraordinary engines (rpt) (hd) 7.05 Milkshake! bopping about (rpt) (hd) 7.10 Nella the Princess knight (hd) 7.20 Noddy (rpt) (hd) 7.35 Paw Patrol (hd) 7.50 rusty rivets (rpt) (hd) 8.00 digby dragon (rpt) (hd) 8.15 Floogals (rpt) (hd) 8.30 Peppa Pig (hd) 8.40 Peppa Pig (rpt) 8.50 ben and holly’s Little kingdom (rpt) 9.05 Mofy (hd) 9.15 the wright stuff (hd) 11.15 the yorkshire Vet (rpt) (hd) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (hd) 12.15 the hotel inspector (rpt) (hd) 1.15 home and away (hd) 1.45 Neighbours (hd) 2.15 NCis (rpt) (hd) 3.10 FiLM: a risk worth taking (2008) romantic drama, with Muriel baumeister. (w) 5.00 5 News at 5 (hd) 5.30 Neighbours (rpt) (hd)

6.00 HOME ANd AwAy ash tells kat nothing happened between him and tori, while raffy is upset at not being allowed to visit Mason in hospital. a miserable Coco tries to pretend she is enjoying school. (rpt) (hd) 6.30 5 NEws tONIGHt Latest headlines. (hd) 7.00 CrICkEt ON 5 england v west indies. Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the opening day of the third test, which took place at Lord’s. (hd) Followed by 5 News Update. (hd) 8.00 NIGHtMArE tENANts, slUM lANdlOrds (11/16) harrow Council carry out raids on uninhabitable properties. Plus, a man who made the mistake of renting his home to a friend. (hd) Followed by 5 News. (hd) 9.00 Gypsy kIds: OUr sECrEt wOrld (2/3) eleven-year-old albert prepares for his first competitive boxing match, keen to impress his father. sheri-anne tries to master the art of standing on the back of a moving horse. (hd) 10.00 CElEB trOlls: wE’rE COMING tO GEt yOU (3/3) Zahida allen, who was targeted by trolls after appearing on Geordie shore. (hd) 11.00 My sECrEt sEx FANtAsy (2/4) People reveal their deepest desires, including 25-year-old Paul, who fantasises about a specific body part and ex-police officer Jade, who dreams of cheating on her imaginary husband. (hd) 12.00 superCasino (hd) 3.10 the dog rescuers with alan davies (rpt) (hd) 4.00 Now that’s Funny! (rpt) (hd) 4.45 house doctor (rpt) (sL) 5.10 house busters (rpt)

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6.00am teleshopping 8.00 8 simple rules 8.20 Gilmore Girls 9.10 access 9.15 Milkshake! 11.00 according to Jim 1.00pm dance Moms 2.00 Can’t Pay? we’ll take it away 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 home and away 4.00 according to Jim 4.30 according to Jim 5.00 according to Jim 5.30 according to Jim 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 home and away 7.00 Now that’s Funny! 8.00 dance Moms 9.00 star 10.00 My Mum’s hotter than Me! 11.00 La Clippers dance squad 12.00midnight south Park 1.00 south Park 1.30 emerald City 4.00-6.00 teleshopping

6.00am teleshopping 9.00 access 9.10 the Mentalist 9.55 Law & order 10.55 Law & order 11.55 Csi: Miami 12.55pm access 1.10 Film: kidnapping Lizzie: Nightmare Visions (2016) (PG) thriller, starring Nadia bjorlin. 3.00 NCis 4.00 Law & order 5.00 Law & order 6.00 Csi: Crime scene investigation 7.00 NCis 9.00 Chicago Pd 10.00 Law & order: special Victims Unit 10.55 Law & order: special Victims Unit 11.55 Law & order: Criminal intent 12.55am Csi: Miami 1.50 Csi: Miami 2.50 Played 3.50 access 4.00-6.00 teleshopping

CritiC’s ChoiCe

by Mike ward

sAFE HOUsE

9pm, ItV H H H H the second series of this atmospheric itV crime drama features a new cast, a new storyline and a suitably stunning new setting, the action taking place this time on the coastline of anglesey. it’s the same basic premise, though – namely, that the safe house in question is intended to provide sanctuary for those in peril. running it is stephen Moyer’s character, ex-cop tom brook, along with partner sam (Zoe tapper), while taking refuge there are the husband and daughter of a kidnap victim. tom feels sure this abduction is the work of a psycho known as the Crow, who carried out similar crimes nearly a decade ago. trouble is, those crimes were pinned on a bloke finally jailed in 2008 – and tom was the man who put him behind bars. see page 12.

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9pm, sky Atlantic H H H H tim roth stars in this new ten-parter, as a british police officer who thinks he’s opted for the quiet life after moving his family from London to the Canadian rockies.

Naturally, it turns out he’s horribly wrong.

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Thursday 7 sepTember 2017

Film gUide

Hitman: agent 47

6.15pm, sky cinema action/Hd sky cinema Premiere

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6.00am the dragon spell (2016) U 7.35 man down (2015) 15 9.10 daylight’s end (2016) 15 Horror. 11.00 Fantastic beasts and where to Find them (2016) 12 1.15pm eliminators (2016) 15 Thriller, starring Scott Adkins. 2.55 manhattan night (2016) 15 Thriller. 4.55 the dragon spell (2016) U Animated fantasy, featuring the voice of Viktor Andrienko. 6.25 man down (2015) 15 Drama, starring Shia LaBeouf. 8.00 Fantastic beasts and where to Find them (2016) 12 Harry Potter prequel, starring Eddie Redmayne. 10.15 dead end (2016) 18 Premiere. Post-apocalyptic horror, starring Aria Emory. 11.55 eliminators (2016) 15 Thriller, starring Scott Adkins. 1.45am the Unknown girl (2016) 15 Thriller, starring Adèle Haenel. 3.40 daylight’s end (2016) 15 Horror, starring Johnny Strong. 5.30 Fantastic beasts and where to Find them: special sky cinema comedy Sky 308 Virgin 438 7.05am the top ten show 2017 7.25 Hot shots! (1991) PG With Charlie Sheen.

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BBC 1

Little Voice, 11.35pm 6.00

Breakfast (S) (W) (HD) 9.15 Council House Crackdown (S) (W) (HD) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 11.00 Dom On The Spot (S) (W) (HD) 11.45 Thief Trackers (S) (W) (HD) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 1.00 BBC News At One, (S) Weather (W) (HD) 1.30 Local News, (S) Weather (W) 1.45 Doctors (S) (W) 2.15 Red Rock (S) (W) 3.00 Escape To The Country (S) (W) 3.45 Garden Rescue (S) (W) 4.30 Celebrity Money For Nothing (S) (W) 5.15 Pointless (S) (W)

6.00 BBC NEWS At Six, (S) WEAtHER (W) (HD) 6.30 LoCAL NEWS, (S) WEAtHER Bulletin. (W) 7.00 tHE oNE SHoW Alex Jones hosts the final edition of the week, featuring celebrity guests. (S) 7.30 A QuEStioN of SPoRt Sue Barker hosts the light-hearted sports quiz, with Jazz Carlin, Liam Phillips, Martyn Williams and Kevin Campbell joining team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) Followed by BBC News, (S) Local News. Latest headlines. (W) 8.00 EAStENDERS The Taylors are distraught over their loss, leaving Karen barely holding it together for the sake of her children, so Shirley offers her a shoulder to cry on. (S) (W) (HD) 8.30 CELEBRity MAStERCHEf (8/12) The contenders make lunch at King’s College Dental Institute for 120 staff and students as the last heat sees the battle for the remaining semi-final places reach its climax. (S) (W) (HD) 10.00 BBC NEWS At tEN Latest headlines. (S) (W) 10.25 LoCAL NEWS, (S) WEAtHER Bulletin. (W) Followed by National Lottery Update. (S) (W) 10.35 CoMEDy PLAyHouSE: MiStER WiNNER One-off sitcom about a hapless, well-meaning man who is prone to accidents, complications and landing himself in unusual and often somewhat dangerous situations. With Spencer Jones. (S) (W) 11.05 RooM 101 (7/9) With Bridget Christie, Robert Peston and Greg James. (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 11.35 VoiCE (1998) A shy woman fiLM LittLE with a talent for impersonating famous performers is exploited by a greedy promoter.

Comedy drama, with Jane Horrocks, Michael Caine and Ewan McGregor. (S) (W) (HD) Followed by Weather For The Week Ahead. (S) 1.10

BBC News. National and international news. (S) (W)

BBC 2

Mastermind, 8pm 6.00

Flog It! Trade Secrets (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 6.30 Council House Crackdown (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 7.15 Garden Rescue (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 8.00 Sign Zone: Gardeners’ World (rpt) (SL) (S) (W) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire (S) (W) (HD) 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live (S) (W) (HD) 12.00 Daily Politics (S) (W) (HD) 1.00 For What It’s Worth (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 1.45 Countryfile (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 2.10 Glorious Gardens From Above (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 2.55 Coast Australia (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 3.45 Great British Railway Journeys (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 4.15 Planet Earth II (rpt) (S) (W) 5.15 Flog It! With Paul Martin. (rpt) (S) (W)

6.00 RiCHARD oSMAN’S HouSE of gAMES (5/15) Nish Kumar, Clara Amfo, Anneka Rice and Al Murray compete in Double Points Friday and their scores are tallied across the week resulting in an overall champion being crowned. (S) (W) (HD) 6.30 EggHEADS (28/95) Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz in which the winners of famous gameshows work as a team to tackle a new set of challengers.

7.00 tHiS fARMiNg LifE (3/12) David gathers his sheep as early snow falls on the Western Highlands, while Martin, Mel and Erin hope for a windfall at the Carlisle bull sales. (S) (W) (HD) 8.00 MAStERMiND (6/31) John Humphrys hosts as more contenders brave the infamous black chair.

8.30 oNLy CoNNECt (7/37) Three cricket fans take on a team of professional question setters.

Hosted by Victoria Coren Mitchell. (S) (W) (HD) 9.00 gARDENERS’ WoRLD (24/31) At Longmeadow, Monty Don demonstrates how to harvest and store potatoes and also adds late summer colour to the cottage garden and prunes shrub roses. Including Weather. (S) (W) (HD) 10.00 MoCk tHE WEEk (7/12) With Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne, Ed Gamble, Milton Jones and Nish Kumar. Hosted by Dara O Briain. (S) (W) 10.30 NEWSNigHt Analysis of the day’s events. (S) (W) (HD) Followed by Weather. (S) (W) (HD) 11.05 DRAgoNS’ DEN (3/14) Pitches include a crowdfunded range of personalised luxury bags and a thick-yarn crafting business. (rpt) (S) (W) 12.05 Sign Zone: Undercover: Britain’s Immigration Secrets – Panorama (rpt) (SL) (S) (W) 1.05 Sign Zone: Dangerous Borders: A Journey Across India & Pakistan (rpt) (SL) (S) (W) 2.05 Sign Zone: Normal For Norfolk (rpt) (SL) (S) (W) 2.35 This Is BBC Two (S) (W) (HD)

ITV

Coronation Street, 7.30pm & 8.30pm 6.00

Good Morning Britain (W) (HD) 8.30 Lorraine (W) (HD) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (W) (HD) 10.30 This Morning (W) (HD) 12.30 Loose Women (W) (HD) 1.30 ITV News, Weather (W) 1.55 Local News, Weather (W) 2.00 Judge Rinder (W) (HD) 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (rpt) (W) 3.59 ITV Local Weather (W) 4.00 Tipping Point (W) 5.00 The Chase

6.00 LoCAL NEWS, WEAtHER Regional bulletin.

6.30 itV NEWS, WEAtHER Latest headlines. (W) 7.00 EMMERDALE Tracy gets her hopes up about going on an exotic holiday and Nell seeks comfort over her relationship with Jai. (W) (HD) 7.30 CoRoNAtioN StREEt Will masterminds a Bistro drugs raid, Faye suspects Seb of hiding something and Rita confides in Norris about her memory lapses. Continues at 8.30pm. (W) (HD) 8.00 tEACH My PEt to Do tHAt (4/8) A miniature horse and working cocker spaniel are taught how to shut multiple kitchen cupboard doors and a raccoon demonstrates some of the tricks in its repertoire. (W) (HD) 8.30 CoRoNAtioN StREEt Convinced that Rich planted drugs at the Bistro, Michelle vows to put a stop to Rich’s reign of terror and Rita dismisses Gemma’s concerns. (W) (HD) 9.00 NEW CoLD fEEt (1/7) After agreeing to take SERiES things slow, Adam and his landlady Tina have rarely been apart over the past ten months.

He is keen to dive into the next phase of their relationship, but will commitment-phobe Tina commit herself? Though struggling to keep a grip on home-life, Karen is set to launch her fledgling publishing house and its debut novel. Comedy drama, starring James Nesbitt and Fay Ripley.

10.00 itV NEWS, WEAtHER Latest headlines. (W) 10.30 LoCAL NEWS, WEAtHER Regional bulletin.

10.45 toNigHt At tHE LoNDoN PALLADiuM (1/8) Variety show, featuring singer-songwriter Emeli Sande, a performance from Phantom of the Opera, magician Peter Firman and pop band Steps. Hosted by Bradley Walsh. (rpt) (W) (HD) 11.45 tiPPiNg PoiNt Ben Shephard hosts the arcade-themed quiz show, in which contestants hope to win a £10,000 jackpot. (rpt) (W) (HD) 12.40 Jackpot247. Live gaming. (W) 3.00 Storage Hoarders (rpt) (SL) (W) (HD) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen (W) (HD)

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REgioNAL VARiAtioNS

BBC2 WALES As BBC2 except: 7.00 Mastermind. John Humphrys hosts the quiz as more contenders brave the infamous black chair. 7.30 Scrum V Live 9.30-10.00 Only Connect. Quiz show, hosted by Victoria Coren Mitchell.

BBC2 SCotLAND As BBC2 except: 7.00-8.00 This Farming Life. Martin and Mel introduce the latest member of their family. itV tyNE tEES As ITV except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather.

Latest forecast. 6.00-6.30 Local News. Latest headlines. itV gRANADA As ITV except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather.

Latest forecast. 6.00-6.30 Local News. Latest headlines. itV BoRDER As ITV except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather. latest

forecast. 6.00-6.30 Local News. Latest headlines and sport. itV WALES As ITV WEST except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales at Six. Regional headlines and sport.

S4C 6.00 Cyw: Hafod Haul 6.15 Cyw: Guto Gwningen 6.30 Cyw: Sam Tân 6.40 Cyw: Twt 6.50 Cyw: Peppa 7.00 Cyw: Cacamwnci 7.15 Cyw: Olobobs 7.20 Cyw: Digbi Draig 7.35 Cyw: Dona Direidi 7.50 Cyw: Sara a Cwac 8.00 Cyw: Ysbyty Cyw Bach 8.15 Cyw: Ty Mel 8.20 Cyw: Y Dywysoges Fach 8.35 Cyw: Syrcas Deithiol Dewi 8.45 Cyw: Dwylo’r Enfys 9.00 Cyw: Igam Ogam 9.10 Cyw: Oli Dan y Don 9.25 Cyw: Chwedlau Tinga Tinga 9.35 Cyw: Cymylaubychain 9.45 Cyw: Bach a Mawr 10.00 Cyw: Hafod Haul 10.15 Cyw: Guto Gwningen 10.30 Cyw: Sam

Tân 10.40 Cyw: Twt 10.50 Cyw: Peppa 11.00 Cyw: Cacamwnci 11.15 Cyw: Olobobs 11.20 Cyw: Digbi Draig 11.35 Cyw: Dona Direidi 11.50 Cyw: Sara a Cwac 12.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 12.05 Heno 12.30 Hedd Wyn: Canrif o Gosfio 1.30 Ar Drywydd Dic Aberdaron 2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.05 Portreadau 3.30 Cadw Cwmni gyda John Hardy 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh: Ffeil 5.05 Stwnsh: Cog1nio 5.30 Stwnsh: Mwy o Mwfs: MOM 5.45 Stwnsh: Gwboi a Twm Twm 6.00 Newyddion 6.05 100 Lle 6.30 Garddio a Mwy 7.00 Heno 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Codi Pac 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Jiwcbocs y Stiwdio Gefn 10.30 Caryl 11.00-11.35 999: Ambiwlans Awyr Cymru

ChaNNeL 4

Gogglebox, 9pm 6.00

Countdown (rpt) (hd) 6.45 the king of Queens (rpt) 7.10 the king of Queens (rpt) 7.35 the king of Queens (rpt) 8.00 everybody Loves raymond (rpt) 8.30 everybody Loves raymond (rpt) 9.00 Frasier (rpt) 9.35 Frasier (rpt) 10.05 ramsay’s kitchen Nightmares Usa (rpt) 11.00 Coast Vs Country (rpt) (hd) 12.00 Channel 4 News summary (hd) 12.05 Couples Come dine with Me (rpt) (hd) 1.05 French Collection (hd) 2.10 Countdown (hd) 3.00 Cheap Cheap Cheap (hd) 4.00 a Place in the sun: winter sun (rpt) (hd) 5.00 Come dine with Me (hd) 5.30 streetmate. scarlett Moffatt is joined

by Lucy who’s searching for love in Manchester, while in London Zantha discovers her date in the most unusual of places. Last in the series. (hd)

6.00 tHE sIMpsOns (15/21) Professor Frink’s new invention gives bart and Lisa a startling glimpse of themselves in eight years’ time. (rpt) 6.30 HOLLYOAks Zack encourages Lisa to go for it with brody when he sees their chemistry. (hd) 7.00 CHAnnEL 4 nEWs Latest headlines. (hd) 8.00 tHE CrYstAL MAzE Following its brief run featuring some well-known faces, this reborn series is getting into its stride with richard ayoade guiding regular members of the public through the aztec, Medieval, industrial and Future zones of the Maze, tackling a range of skill, mystery, physical and mental challenges. (hd) 9.00 nEW GOGGLEBOX the fly-on-the-wall sErIEs series turning the cameras on the households’ instant reactions to this week’s tV returns, as the armchair critics pass judgment from the comfort of their own sofas. (hd) 10.00 nAkED AttrACtIOn anna richardson invites contenders alesia and Louise to select their dates from a line-up of potential partners revealing themselves one body part at a time.

11.05 MArrIED tO A CELEBrItY: tHE sUrVIVAL GUIDE (2/3) wayne and Frankie bridge, Michael and hilary whitehall, plus Martina Navratilova and partner Julia Lemigova air their grievances face-to-face. (rpt) (hd) 12.05 back (rpt) (hd) 12.40 the Great british bake off: an extra slice (rpt) (hd) 1.30 FiLM: Get on Up (2014) Premiere. biopic of James brown, starring Chadwick boseman. (sL) (w) (hd) 3.45 selling houses with amanda Lamb (hd) 4.45 Location, Location, Location (rpt) (sL) 5.40 Motor sport: Volkswagen racing Cup

ChaNNeL 5

Friday 8 SEPTEMBEr 2017

Cruising With Jane McDonald, 9pm 6.00

Milkshake! Puffin rock (hd) 6.10 Poppy Cat (rpt) (hd) 6.20 simon (hd) 6.25 bob the builder (rpt) (hd) 6.35 Fireman sam (rpt) (hd) 6.50 thomas and Friends: extraordinary engines (rpt) (hd) 7.05 Milkshake! bopping about (rpt) (hd) 7.10 Nella the Princess knight (hd) 7.20 Noddy: toyland detective (rpt) (hd) 7.35 Paw Patrol (hd) 7.50 rusty rivets (rpt) (hd) 8.00 digby dragon (rpt) (hd) 8.15 Floogals (rpt) (hd) 8.30 Peppa Pig (hd) 8.40 Peppa Pig (rpt) 8.50 ben and holly’s Little kingdom (rpt) 9.05 Mofy (hd) 9.15 the wright stuff (hd) 11.15 Can’t Pay? we’ll take it away (rpt) (hd) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (hd) 12.15 the hotel inspector (rpt) (hd) 1.15 home and away (hd) 1.45 Neighbours (hd) 2.20 NCis (rpt) (hd) 3.15 FiLM: Jesse stone: death in Paradise (2006) Crime drama sequel, starring tom selleck. (w) (hd) 5.00 5 News at 5 (hd) 5.30 Neighbours (rpt) (hd)

6.00 HOME AnD AWAY hunter is dismayed that he and wally seem to have little in common and raffy stands up to the girl who is bullying Coco. (rpt) 6.30 5 nEWs tOnIGHt Latest headlines. (hd) 7.00 CrICkEt On 5 england v west indies.

Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the second day of the third test, which took place at Lord’s. (hd) Followed by 5 News Update. (hd) 8.00 CELEBrItY 5 GO MOtOrHOMInG (2/4) don warrington, Lesley Joseph, Nick heyward, Cleo rocos and Melvyn hayes forego their usual creature comforts to travel through wales in motorhomes. (hd) Followed by 5 News Update.

9.00 CrUIsInG WItH JAnE MCDOnALD (2/4) the presenter cruises around Cuba aboard the Celestyal Crystal, starting and ending in havana, sampling the relatively new tourist industry of the Caribbean island. a stop in Cienfuegos leads to a salsa lesson and a flying visit to Jamaica allows Jane to have lunch in, or rather on, a floating rasta raft.

10.00 LIBErACE: In LIFE AnD DEAtH the final hours of Liberace’s life in February 1987 and the subsequent controversy regarding the cause of his death at his home in Palm springs. (hd) 11.00 InsIDE BALMOrAL (2/3) Charting Queen elizabeth’s early years at the estate and also covering her low point in 1992. (rpt) (hd) 12.00 superCasino. Live gaming. 3.10 exploding sun (hd) 4.40 access (hd) 4.45 house doctor (rpt) (sL) 5.10 house busters (rpt) (sL) 5.35 Nick’s Quest (rpt) (sL)

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8.00am 8 simple rules 8.20 baby ballroom 9.10 access 9.15 Milkshake! 11.00 according to Jim 1.00pm dance Moms 2.00 Can’t Pay? we’ll take it away 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 home and away 4.00 according to Jim 5.00 according to Jim 5.30 according to Jim 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 home and away 7.00 Film: 2012 (2009) (12) 10.05 Film: resident evil (2002) (15) sci-fi action horror, starring Milla Jovovich. 12.10am Celebrity sex Pod 1.05 emerald City 2.05 emerald City 3.00 you’re the worst 3.25 you’re the worst 3.55 access

9.00am access 9.10 the Mentalist 9.55 Law & order 10.55 Law & order 11.55 Csi: Crime scene investigation 12.55pm access 1.05 Film: Profile for Murder (2013) (12) 3.00 NCis 4.00 Law & order 5.00 Law & order 6.00 Csi: Crime scene investigation 7.00 NCis 8.00 NCis 9.00 Law & order: Los angeles 10.00 Law & order: Los angeles. a woman’s brother is killed.

Last in the series. 11.00 Law & order: special Victims Unit 11.55 NCis 12.55am Csi: Miami 1.55 Csi: Miami 2.50 Csi: Miami 3.50 access 4.00-6.00 teleshopping

CritiC’s ChoiCe

by Mike ward

COLD FEEt

9pm, ItV H H H H H Cold Feet’s return was among the tV highlights of 2016. and naturally it left us wanting more. so even though Friday seems an odd night to be scheduling it, it’s lovely to have the old gang back for a seventh series. and how have they fared since last we met? well, adam’s relationship with landlady tina still seems healthy, the only snag being that he seems keener than she does to move things on, while Pete and Jenny face a fresh challenge to their marriage after Jenny gets a new work offer. Meanwhile, david has been reduced to peddling ropey insurance policies, while karen’s obsession with her publishing venture has left friends and family feeling a tad unloved. Plenty, then, to enthral and entertain us. see pages 10 and 11.

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Friday 8 September 2017

Film gUide

Passengers

8pm, sky cinema Premiere/Hd sky cinema Premiere

Sky 301 Virgin 431

6.00am the dragon spell (2016) U 7.35 man down (2015) 15 Drama, starring Shia LaBeouf. 9.15 Fantastic beasts and where to Find them (2016) 12 11.35 Fantastic beasts and where to Find them: special 12.05pm Passengers (2016) 12 Premiere. 2.10 Passengers: special 2.25 the dragon spell (2016) U Animated fantasy, featuring the voice of Viktor Andrienko. 4.00 eliminators (2016) 15 Thriller, starring Scott Adkins. 5.45 Fantastic beasts and where to Find them (2016) 12 Harry Potter prequel, starring Eddie Redmayne.

8.00 Passengers (2016) 12 Premiere. Fantasy adventure, starring Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt. 10.00 Passengers: special 10.15 man down (2015) 15 Drama, starring Shia LaBeouf.

11.50 dead end (2016) 18 Post-apocalyptic horror, starring Aria Emory. 1.30am manhattan night (2016) 15 Thriller. 3.30 the Unknown girl (2016) 15 Thriller. 5.30 Fantastic beasts and where to Find them: special sky cinema comedy Sky 308 Virgin 438 6.55am Hot shots! Part deux (1993) PG 8.30 walk Hard: the dewey cox story (2007) 15 With John C Reilly. 10.15 billy madison (1995) 12 12.00noon bridget Jones’s baby (2016) 15 With Renee Zellweger. 2.10 ghostbusters (2016) 12 With Kristen Wiig. 4.10 when Harry met sally (1989) 15 With Billy Crystal. 5.50 notting Hill (1999) 15 With Hugh Grant. 8.00 bridget Jones’s baby (2016) 15 With Renee Zellweger. 10.10 ghostbusters (2016) 12 With Kristen Wiig. 12.10am barbershop: a Fresh cut (2016) 12 With Ice Cube. 2.10 bruno (2009) 18 With Sacha Baron Cohen. 3.40 the night before (2015) 15 With Joseph GordonLevitt. 5.30 ghostbusters: special sky cinema action Sky 307 Virgin 437

tale (2013) PG Animated adventure. 9.35 the water Horse: legend of the deep (2007) PG Children’s fantasy adventure, starring Alex Etel. 11.35 super Furry animals (2016) PG Animated adventure, featuring the voice of Vinnie Penna. 1.15pm garfield: a tale of two kitties (2006) U 2.50 an eskimo tale (2013) PG Animated adventure. 4.20 the water Horse: legend of the deep (2007) PG Children’s fantasy adventure, starring Alex Etel. 6.20 super Furry animals (2016) PG Animated adventure, featuring the voice of Vinnie Penna. 8.00 arthur & merlin (2015) 12 Fantasy adventure, starring Kirk Barker and Stefan Butler. 9.50 dragonball Z: resurrection F (2015) 12 Animated adventure, featuring the voice of Sean Schemmel.

11.30 garfield: a tale of two kitties (2006) U Family comedy, with the voice of Bill Murray.

1.00am arthur & merlin (2015) 12 Fantasy adventure, starring Kirk Barker and Stefan Butler.

2.50 dragonball Z: resurrection F (2015) 12 Animated adventure. 4.30 barnyard (2006) PG sky cinema drama Sky 310 Virgin 440 7.00am roman Holiday (1953) U 9.00 lullaby (2014) 15 With Garrett Hedlund. 11.05 the Prince of tides (1991) PG With Nick Nolte.

1.25pm the Fisher king (1991) 15 With Robin Williams. 3.50 How to be single (2016) 15 With Dakota Johnson. 5.50 Julie & Julia (2009) 12 With Meryl Streep. 8.00 How to be single (2016) 15 With Dakota Johnson. 10.00 Jerry maguire (1996) 15 With Tom Cruise.

12.20am Premonition (2007) 12 With Sandra Bullock. 2.05 i’ll see you in my dreams (2015) 12 With Blythe Danner. 3.50 the grapes of wrath (1940) PG With Henry Fonda. sky cinema star wars Sky 304 Virgin 434

6.00am rocky v (1990) PG 7.55 rocky balboa (2006) 12 With Sylvester Stallone. 9.50 battle of the bulge (1965) PG 12.40pm Jason bourne (2016) 12 With Matt Damon. 2.55 the bourne identity (2002) 12 With Matt Damon. 5.00 the bourne supremacy (2004) 12 With Matt Damon. 7.00 the bourne Ultimatum (2007) 12 With Matt Damon. 9.00 Jason bourne (2016) 12 With Matt Damon. 11.10 the bourne identity (2002) 12 With Matt Damon. 1.15am the bourne supremacy (2004) 12 With Matt Damon. 3.10 the bourne Ultimatum (2007) 12 With Matt Damon. 5.10 rocky v (1990) PG Sky 306 Virgin 436 sky cinema Family

6.00am star wars: episode i – the Phantom menace (1999) U 8.20 star wars: episode ii – attack of the clones (2002) PG 10.45 star wars: episode iii – revenge of the sith (2005) 12 1.10pm rogue one: a star wars story (2016) 12 3.30 star wars: episode iv – a new Hope (1977) U 5.45 star wars: episode v – the empire strikes back (1980) U 8.00 star wars: episode vi – return of the Jedi (1983) U 10.20 star wars: episode vii – the Force awakens (2015) 12 12.40am star wars: the clone wars (2008) PG 2.30 star wars: episode i – the Phantom menace (1999) U 5.00 independence day: resurgence special 5.30 star trek beyond: special Sky 317 Virgin 415 tcm

6.30am barnyard (2006) PG Animated comedy, with the voice of Kevin James. 8.05 an eskimo

6.00am Hollywood’s best Film directors (31/91) 6.30 rawhide (7/30) 7.35 rawhide

(8/30) 8.40 the longhorn (1951) U Western, starring Bill Elliott. 10.00 trail of the yukon (1949) U Western, starring Kirby Grant. 11.20 Five guns west (1954) U Western, starring John Lund. 12.50pm rawhide (9/30) 1.55 rawhide (10/30) 3.00 ride clear of diablo (1954) U Revenge Western, starring Audie Murphy.

4.40 arrow in the dust (1954) U Western, starring Sterling Hayden. 6.15 the counterfeit traitor (1962) 12 Espionage drama, starring William Holden. 9.00 Pulp Fiction (1994) 18 Crime drama, starring John Travolta and Samuel L Jackson. 12.10am the wicker man (1973) 18 Horror, starring Edward Woodward. 1.55 conspiracy theory with Jesse ventura (6/7) 2.45 conspiracy theory with Jesse ventura (7/7) 3.45 Hollywood’s best Film directors Sky 315 Freeview 15 Virgin 428 Film4 11.00am oh! what a lovely war (1969) PG First World War musical, starring Ralph Richardson. 1.55pm broken arrow (1950) PG Western, starring James Stewart. 3.45 Hatari! (1962) U Comedy adventure, starring John Wayne. 6.55 eragon (2006) PG Fantasy adventure, starring Ed Speleers. 9.00 this is england (2006) 18 Drama set in the 1980s, starring Thomas Turgoose. 11.05 Quadrophenia (1979) 18 Mods and rockers drama, starring Phil Daniels. 1.15am trainspotting (1996) 18 sky cinema disney Sky 305 Virgin 435 6.30am the Fox and the Hound 2 (2006) U Animated sequel, with the voice of Patrick Swayze. 7.50 the lion king (1994) U Disney animated musical, with the voice of Matthew Broderick. 9.25 Finding nemo (2003) U Animated adventure, with the voices of Albert Brooks and Ellen DeGeneres. 11.10 Pete’s dragon (2016) PG Adventure, starring Bryce Dallas Howard. 1.00pm the lion king (1994) U Disney animated musical, with the voice of Matthew Broderick. 2.35 Queen of katwe (2016) PG Drama, starring David Oyelowo. 4.45 the great mouse detective (1986) U Animated adventure, with the voice of Vincent Price. 6.10 Pete’s dragon (2016) PG Adventure, starring Bryce Dallas Howard. 8.00 Finding nemo (2003) U Animated adventure, with the voices of Albert Brooks and Ellen DeGeneres. 9.45 Queen of katwe (2016) PG Drama, starring David Oyelowo. 12.00midnight glory road (2006) PG Fact-based sporting drama, starring Josh Lucas. 2.05 never cry wolf (1983) PG Fact-based drama, starring Charles Martin Smith. 4.00 the strongest man in the world (1975) U Disney comedy, starring Kurt Russell. 5.40 Zootropolis: special

satellite, cable & digital Sky 106 Virgin 110 sky 1 6.00am Hawaii Five-0 8.00 Monkey Life 9.00 The Dog Whisperer 10.00 Modern Family 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00noon Hawaii Five-0 2.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.00 Supergirl 4.00 The Flash 5.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Modern Family 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Zoo 10.00 The Greatest Sci-fi Movies In The Universe 12.00midnight A League Of Their Own 1.00 The Force: Manchester 2.00 Ross Kemp: Battle For The Amazon 3.00 Motorway Patrol 4.00 Animal 999 5.00 The Dog Whisperer Sky 108 sky atlantic 6.00am Fish Town 8.00 Storm City 10.00 The West Wing 12.00noon Without A Trace 1.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.00 Blue Bloods 3.00 The British 4.00 The West Wing 6.00 Without A Trace 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 Game Of Thrones 10.20 Game Of Thrones 11.35 Dexter 12.40am Film: The Wolfpack (2015) (15) Documentary.

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EastEnders

Disaster strikes during Walford In bloom when a gas main explodes, causing wholesale devastation. Martin by mike Ward desperately tries to find stacey (above), bex helps an injured Mr pryce and the Mitchells are horrified to realise phil was near the centre of the blast.

For Ted, meanwhile, the explosion triggers harrowing memories – and has him reaching for his gun to protect himself. and Max plays devastating mind games with steven.

Coronation Street

robert urges michelle (below) to stay away from his hearing this week, knowing he may not be coming home. either way, loopy Will has further mischief in mind for the pair, sneakily planting drugs in the bistro kitchen’s first-aid kit then putting in an anonymous call to the soap police. michelle, of course, blames rich, storming round to his house so she can shout in his face. elsewhere, nicola and eileen ask Phelan some awkward questions.

Plus – in the week’s biggest news – kirk becomes Weatherfield county Fc’s new buzzy bee mascot.

Neighbours

a downbeat Tyler gets chatting to a stranger at the pub on Monday (above). Later, he’s astonished to learn the identity of this man – it’s Hamish Roche, his biological dad.

Reluctant at first to connect with him on any level, he eventually finds himself enjoying the guy’s company, but is there more to Hamish than meets the eye? also this week, Terese is still struggling with her guilt over sleeping with paul, while paul himself is busy trying to land Nick in trouble by having stolen hospital drugs planted in his hotel room.

Emmerdale

dan is clearly far from impressed to have his brother daz back on the scene. and kerry pleading daz’s case (below), insisting that he’s a changed man, seems to be having no effect – initially, at least. elsewhere, nell takes a pregnancy test and learns to her delight that it’s positive. Jai’s reaction at first is one of borderline horror, but he gradually seems to warm to the idea – to the point where he even pops into town to buy an engagement ring. in other news, how will leyla react when she finds out about Pete and Priya?

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Holby City actress Eleanor Fanyinka, 27, shares her beauty secrets…

I don’t begrudge myself treats like cake, though.

Neal’s Yard Wild Rose Beauty How do you stay in shape?

Balm. It smells divine. Before I do boxing classes twice a week I joined Holby City, I’d just put – body sparring, not near my face!

Vaseline on my face, but the If you could change a part of make-up department have your body, what would it be? converted me to proper cosmetics. As I’ve got older I’m more What are your essential accepting of myself. It’s all cosmetics? about your internal life.

Benefit Roller Lash Mascara Would you ever consider and NARS Larger Than Life plastic surgery?

Long-Wear Eyeliner.

Not at the moment. If there was Have you any beauty tips? something I really wasn’t happy Try to be around people with, I’d consider it. who exude life and How would you happiness. describe your style?

Which women do Comfortable, quirky you consider and expressive. I like beautiful? androgynous but Angelina Jolie’s face feminine clothes – like looks like it was crafted Madonna in the 80s. out of angel dust and Do you have any Oprah Winfrey is just a special outfits? beautiful human being.

I also love the Do you have 1930s style a signature – tailored, fragrance? knee-length I go for essential oils dresses in a rather than perfumes. classic print.

A director at work They show off wears Escentric your shape. I’ve Molecules’ Molecule a bunch of them.

01 and I love it. I’m What is your going to treat myself favourite to some. fashion label?

How do you Amin A pamper yourself?

Philips, who With a hot bath filled has a stall at with Himalayan Spitalfields Market bath salts. Just called Love And 10-15 minutes in Be Loved. the bath makes And your a difference. favourite shop?

Do you diet?

Rachel & Malika’s What you put in Brixton. in is what you Vicki Power get out. I’m Holby City is on into nutrition BBC1 at 8pm on and eat well.

Tuesdays.

EditEd by Laura MuLLEy (Laura.MuLLEy@ExprEss.co.uk) photographs: gEtty iMagEs; gEMMa day

Which beauty products do you swear by?

Lancôme Miel-En-Mousse Foaming Cleansing Makeup Remover

Beauty Pie Double-Phase Daily Deep Rinse-Off Cleanser

£23.50, nationwide and lancome.co.uk Enriched with acacia honey, this viscous gel traps dirt and make-up before turning into a velvety mousse on contact with water and sweeping everything away. it might struggle against waterproof mascara, but all other make-up is gone in a flash – without stripping the skin.

£4.88 for members, beautypie.com if you’ve missed all the hype about membersclub beauty brand beauty pie, it’s worth a look as a monthly subscription gets you access to top-quality products at cost price. this cleanser has a cream-to-milk texture and gives a surprisingly deep clean for such a gentle formula.

CLEARLY BETTER these gentle, nourishing cleansers will leave you feeling fresh-faced, says Laura Mulley Kiehl’s Cucumber Herbal Conditioning Cleanser

£19.50 from Wednesday, kiehls.co.uk as a skincare ingredient, cucumber is known for its soothing qualities, which makes this milky gel cleanser an excellent choice for those with dry or sensitive skin.

Free from soap and sulphates, it gently cleans the skin without irritating it or breaking down its natural moisture barrier.

Eve Lom Gel Balm Cleanser

£45, spacenk.com it’s 30 years since Eve Lom first launched its iconic balm cleanser, and now there’s a new, fresher version of it. the new formula is as moisturising as the original, but has a lighter gel-balm texture that transforms to milk on the skin to take away any make-up and impurities while leaving the skin feeling nourished, rather than tight and dry.

Clinique 2-in-1 Cleansing Micellar Gel + Light Makeup Remover

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ASHWELL COURT, HALWELL, DEVON PRICE: £1,000,000

Compiled by kirsten Jones. property email: kirsten.Jones@express.Co.uk

this Grade ii listed tudor farmhouse is in a beautiful valley

3 BERRINGTON COURT, LUDLOW, SHROPSHIRE PRICE: £450,000

in the centre of ludlow sits this Grade ii listed tudor property which offers excellent living space, a balcony and a communal courtyard garden. the property is thought to date from about the 15th century and has three bedrooms, two bathrooms and two reception rooms over two floors.

Character features include an exposed wall and ceiling beams.

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and boasts ponds, outbuildings, a paddock and a tennis court within its two acre grounds. the period property dates from the late 16th century and is packed with features

18 MIDDLE STREET, GREAT GRANSDEN, CAMBRIDGESHIRE PRICE: £695,000

dating from the late 15th century, this Grade ii listed cottage was built as a meeting house and is one of the oldest homes in the village. it has three bedrooms and three bathrooms and boasts a priest’s hole, inglenook fireplaces and elaborate exposed beams. in the grounds are a cottage garden, a lawn, a pond and a timber barn, which has potential as an annexe.

Call Cheffins on 01223 214214 or visit cheffins.co.uk.

including three fireplaces with wood-burning stoves. it has seven bedrooms and a sitting room with a bay window that opens out on to a terrace. the property, which is

STREET FARM, WHATFIELD, SUFFOLK PRICE: £595,000

recently rethatched, this Grade ii listed tudor farmhouse has four bedrooms, three reception rooms, a study and a utility room. timber beams feature throughout the property, along with inglenook fireplaces and an old bread oven in the library. the house sits in a third of an acre of land with a large detached barn. it is just two miles from Hadleigh and 10 miles from ipswich.

Call Hunters on 01473 828121 or visit hunters.com.

within easy reach of totnes, also has potential for a two bedroom annexe within the main house.

Call Marchand Petit on 01548 857588 or visit marchandpetit.co.uk.

OLD FARM COTTAGE, HERSHAM, SURREY PRICE: £875,000

this is thought to be one of the oldest homes in the area. it dates back to 1550 and has been renovated while retaining the inglenook fireplaces and exposed beams. the property has three bedrooms, two reception rooms and a kitchen/breakfast room, with dual aspects from the dining room. the kitchen leads to a small patio with steps to the garages and large garden.

Call Hamptons International on 01932 645395 or visit hamptons.co.uk.

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The summer holidays can be one of the hardest times for families, as children don’t receive a meal at school and need to be fed at home, putting additional strain on an already tight budget. This is why I loved this week’s book: Tiny Budget Cooking by Limahl Asmall. It is more than a cookery book, it’s a handbook. It is about giving everyone the tools to eat well on a budget, with daily meal plans from £3.51 per day. For every physical copy that is bought, a digital copy is gifted to someone facing food poverty. Send me photos of your finished dishes on Twitter @AldoZilli.

You can also follow Aldo on Twitter @AldoZilli or @ZilliMedia or find him on Facebook.

Aldo Zilli is currently executive chef consultant for the San Carlo Group of restaurants. For more information visit sancarlo.co.uk or follow them on Twitter @ SanCarlo_ Group.

Recipes taken from Tiny Budget Cooking by Limahl Asmall (£14.99, Bluebird), photographs by charlotte Tolhurst).

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STICKY PORK AND AUBERGINE ★ 200g rice ★ 3 pork shoulder steaks (about 300g) ★ 1 tsp olive oil ★ 1 onion, roughly chopped ★ 3 cloves garlic, finely sliced ★ 1 aubergine, cut into 3-4cm cubes ★ 1 pepper (any colour), cut into

3-4cm cubes ★ 100ml hoisin sauce To serve: ★ 1 spring onion, chopped ★ 1 tsp chilli flakes ★ 2 tbsp coriander, chopped ★ Small handful of peanuts

SERVES: 4 PREPARATION: 5 MINUTES COOKING TIME: 30 MINUTES

Put your kettle on to boil. Put the rice into a large saucepan and pour in 375ml boiling water. Bring to the boil, then lower the heat, cover the pan and simmer for 15 minutes.

Take the pan off the heat and allow it to sit for 5 minutes until the sauce is ready. The rice should absorb all the liquid and become nice and fluffy.

Cut the pork steaks into strips, roughly 2cm x 3cm in size. Heat the olive oil in a non-stick frying pan over a medium heat. Add the pork strips to the pan and stir-fry for 5 minutes.

Add the onion and garlic to the pan along with the aubergine and pepper.

Pour in 100ml water and the hoisin sauce. Stir together, cover with a lid or plate and cook for 10 minutes.

Serve one quarter of the sticky pork and rice per person along with a garnish of spring onion and chilli flakes, and a sprinkle of coriander and peanuts.

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RHS Garden Wisley Flower Show celebrates acquaintance with it began as I don’t mind what colour they are and I’m not its 25th anniversary with a special six-day floral a child when it was about the fussed whether they are the “mop-headed” extravaganza starting on Tuesday. Expect only ornamental thing that grew types I knew as a child, or “lace-caps” with their alan spectacular floral displays, expert advice and outer row of large flowers and inner cluster of TiTchmarsh in our back garden, apart from a great shopping opportunities. The National clump of golden rod and a weedy patch of white smaller starry ones. daisies. Passing the cabbages and Brussels What they enjoy most is rich soil that is not Dahlia Society Show will also take place. Call sprouts, we’d career around the garden on our inclined to dry out. These lush, juicy plants need 0845 260 9000 or visit rhs.org.uk for details. tricycles and mum would shout from the to find the moisture that fills their stem and leaf back door: “Mind the lone ranger.” tissue from the ground in which they grow, so Hydrangeas have been lone rangers make sure it is enriched with compost before DiG UP yOUR POTaTOES ever since. you plant. A trickle irrigation system is no bad NOW OR RiSK THEM bEiNG Then, when our girls were idea if you are on soil that is inclined to dry out.

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s our boat drifted into the clear waters near the reef, I spied large, dark creatures moving rapidly beneath the surface – at first just two or three of them, then at least 15, all converging on our tiny vessel.

“Right, let’s go,” shouted our guide, jumping into the water and beckoning me to follow. And as I swallowed my fear and slipped into the bath-warm Caribbean Sea, I found myself instantly surrounded by stingrays, their silky smooth wing-like fins brushing past my legs.

Admittedly, my husband, an avid scuba diver, had been keener on the Stingray City excursion than I had. The unique experience of feeding and interacting with rays while snorkelling among coral reefs and tropical fish had been right up his street. Yet despite my initial nerves, I soon realised there was nothing to be afraid of. In fact, the only real risk is sustaining the odd “love bite” as these gentle giants hoover up squid from your hands.

It was our first morning on the Caribbean island of Antigua and exploring the vibrant marine life had got our trip off to an exciting start.

But as we wound our way through the verdant rainforest and past postcard-pretty ports, harbours and villages back to our hotel, we found there was plenty to appreciate above the water, too.

Antigua, in the Caribbean’s Leeward Islands, has a very English feel to it – like a tiny, tropical

A beAch for every dAy of the yeAr There are famously 365 beaches on the Caribbean island of Antigua – but that’s not the only reason you should fly there, says Kirsty Nutkins

Cornwall – and remnants of its British colonial past are still apparent wherever you go, from handsome plantation houses to sugar mills. One of the island’s top attractions is Nelson’s Dockyard in English Harbour, the base of famed British seaman Horatio Nelson from 1784 to 1787, when he was sent to Antigua to enforce British laws in the colonies. Today, the Unesco-designated Georgian dock has been completely restored and features historical buildings such as the Copper and Lumber Store, now a hotel of the

same name, and the Naval Officer’s house, which has been turned into the Dockyard Museum.

Part of the larger Nelson’s Dockyard National Park, it’s worth exploring the other attractions here, too, which include Clarence House, the former residence of the Commissioner of the Royal Navy Dockyard, and Shirley Heights, a restored military lookout point and gun battery.

The best time to visit is on a Sunday, when you can take in the sights by day before heading up for Shirley Heights’ famous weekly barbecue, billed as the best party on the

Above: Darkwood Beach. Antigua is famed for its stunning white sand

island. From 4pm, a steel band plays as the sun sinks below the horizon and the entire island twinkles far below you. Of course, if you’re feeling rather less energetic, Antigua’s other famous attractions are its beautiful beaches – all 365 of them (one for every day of the year).

My husband and I were based on one of the best stretches of coast – dazzling Turner’s Beach at Johnson’s Point – staying at the boutique, adults-only Keyonna Beach hotel. Our secluded woodpanelled cottage was

“AntiguA, in the cAribbeAn’s LeewArd isLAnds, hAs A very engLish feeL – Like A tiny, tropicAL cornwALL”

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Ten things you must do in Antigua

1 Get up close and

personal with stingrays at Stingray City (£39pp, stingray cityantigua.com).

Swim with stingrays

2 Charter your own

just a few steps from the ocean. The beach is only part of the reason to stay here, though. Keyonna is intimate, relaxed and family-run, and while it’s an all-inclusive hotel, it offers a much more personal experience than some of the large five-star resorts.

For starters, there are just 12 cottages dotted among its lush, tropical gardens, three of which have private pools and Bali beds on the beach. Each is furnished in a simple, rustic style, with romantic fourposters, handmade furniture and outside waterfall showers (stargazing as you get ready for dinner is a real treat), and there are no TVs or other mod cons to encourage guests to completely switch off.

Meals are a special treat, too, and you certainly won’t find any buffets and cheap house wines here.

Tables are arranged on an elevated wooden deck overlooking the beach, beneath the sprawling canopy of a sea grape tree and food is à la carte, with wines selected by

the in-house sommelier, Rohan.

Our favourite meal was lunch, which always turned into a lazy, two-hour affair during which we grazed on catch of the day and sipped crisp Provençal rosé while looking out towards the neighbouring volcanic island of Montserrat.

Special experiences are what Keyonna Beach is all about, with all guests receiving a complimentary spa treatment when they stay. My full-body massage with therapist Sandy in a breezy, linen-clad hut by the pool, was dreamy.

If you do feel the urge to venture out, Keyonna Beach is close to Jolly Harbour, a large marina with a golf course, restaurants, bars, shops, sports complex and an art gallery.

And you’re only a 30-minute drive from the capital city of St John’s.

We hired a car to make the most of these attractions, as well as to seek out secluded, deserted beaches.

There’s so much to see and do in Antigua, but sometimes the real joy is kicking back, switching off and doing very little at all.

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shopping at Heritage Quay and Redcliffe Quay. Or visit the Antigua and Barbuda Museum.

Sunday evening barbecue (£16) is the best party on the island.

3 Explore Antigua’s

6 Enjoy a spa

Keyonna Beach’s wine-tasting session on a Wednesday evening, hosted by sommelier Rohan.

colonial past at Nelson’s Dockyard, named after British naval hero Horatio Nelson, who served here in the 1780s.

4 Relax on some of

the island’s beautiful beaches. We loved Turner’s Beach and Darkwood Beach.

5 Head to the

capital, Saint John’s, for duty-free

treatment by the pool at Keyonna Beach hotel.

7 Explore Antigua’s lush rainforest on a zip-wire adventure tour (antigua rainforest.com).

8 For outstanding

views and photo opportunities, head to Shirley Heights (shirleyheights lookout.com). The

9 Sign up for

10 Take the

90-minute ferry journey to Antigua’s sister island, Barbuda, which is still largely undeveloped and boasts equally beautiful beaches (barbudaexpress. com).

WAY TO GO Virgin Atlantic (0844 209 2770, virginatlantic.com) flies three times a week from London Gatwick to Antigua, with return fares from £519pp, including tax. Cottages at Keyonna Beach start from £301 per night, based on double occupancy on a full-board basis, including branded alcoholic beverages. For further information visit keyonnabeachresortantigua.com. For more on Antigua, go to visitantiguabarbuda.com.

Heritage Quay, St. John’s

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Nelson’s Dockyard

10-foot inflatable “reef rider” along the west coast, then moor up to snorkel the jaw-droppingly beautiful Cades Reef (antiguareefriders. com).

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omic actor Norman Pace is best known as one half of comedy duo Hale and Pace. Opposite Gareth Hale, he starred in the hit comedy sketch show Hale & Pace from 1988 to 1998. Since then, he has appeared in stage productions such as Chicago and The Rocky Horror Show and is currently touring in the musical Hairspray. Norman, 64, lives with wife Beverley in Kent. They have three children.

“I became hooked on performing at infant school and had a talent for comedy parts and musical theatre.

But I got into teaching because I was too scared to become an actor.

“I began my teacher training in 1971, where I met this man who looked like he had half his mum’s curtains inserted into his denims to make them look even more flared.

It was Gareth Hale. We decided to become a double act from our second year.

“We taught for five years before our first professional show as Hale and Pace in 1979 and it was thrilling.

We used many transferable skills from teaching for comedy.

“Comedy, like teaching, is about communication and getting your point across. If they don’t like you, they won’t listen. You have to win them over in those first five minutes.

“Our first TV series was Coming Next in the 80s, then Saturday Gang with Gary Wilmot and Kate Robbins for two years until ITV gave us our own series in 1988.

“Hale & Pace went out on Sunday nights. It was that first episode that remains the highlight, when it won the Golden Rose of Montreux award resulting in our series getting sold all around the world.

“Our lives changed, with 13 million

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Right: Norman Pace and Gareth hale (with rubber chicken) as The Two Rons

viewers watching. There was a time when people used to ring my doorbell and say, ‘Is he in? I know he lives here.’ Gareth handled it much better than me.

“Our most popular sketches included The Two Rons, which we developed after being given two oversize dinner jackets from a scrap dealer. The Two Rons had this false kind of criminality and both our characters weren’t very bright, yet it gave us a rich vein of comedy.

“By 1995, digital TV came in and viewing figures were declining, but we carried on for another three years until we thought we’d gone as far as we could with TV. We’d been performing since college and we were ready for something different, but our live stage shows, tours, summer seasons and work abroad – especially in Australia – continued.

“Our stage act was

“NExT yEAR, yOu’LL sEE us bACk TOGETHER, PLAyING DETECTIvEs IN bENIDORm” NORmAN PACE

physically challenging and we carried on while we had the energy.

But we didn’t want to overstay our welcome. We did our last show as Hale and Pace in Australia in 2012.

“Amos Hart in Chicago was my first musical in the West End in 2000. I dreamed of working for the National Theatre and I did, with a touring production of One Man, Two Guvnors, which was fantastic.

“I’m on a six-month tour with Hairspray now, playing Wilbur Turnblad, the joke-shop owner. He’s an eccentric and positive character who encourages his young, chubby daughter to become a TV star.

“Beverley and I have been married 40 years. Our sons Liam and Charlie work in acupuncture and events management respectively and our daughter, Holly, who contracted meningitis when she was four weeks old, is doing really well at art and lives in supported accommodation. I’ve been a patron of the Meningitis Research Foundation since Holly was a baby. It’s made great strides.

“Gareth is a naturally gifted, funny man and he’s been doing TV and radio voice-over work recently.

Next year, you’ll see us back together playing private detectives in the new series of Benidorm. It was a joy to spend 10 weeks together filming. It was just like old times.”

Tony Padman Visit hairsprayuktour.com for tour dates and venues.

20 YEARS AGo fRoM ThE

A WORLD OF GRIEF IN A CARPET OF FLOWERs September 2, 1997

When a monarch dies, The People always flock in silent vigil to Buckingham Palace – drawn there for reassurance and hope.

But yesterday, they met in a dreadful sadness because of the death

of a Princess. This time the grief was all too visible, not just from the faces of a suffering nation who had gathered in their thousands around the golden gates of the most famous palace on Earth, but from the huge carpet of flowers and wreaths that

was unrolled magically over the wide pavements. For the very first time, palace officials had allowed mementos to be thrust through and tied to the railings – dolls, tiny teddy bears and pictures of Diana (one bearing the sad question ‘Why?’).

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Comedian, actor and impressionist Jon is best known for voicing characters on puppet comedy shows Spitting Image (1994-96) and Newzoids, and has appeared in The Impressions Show alongside Debra Stephenson since 2009. He also works with Jan Ravens on the longrunning BBC Radio 4 show Dead Ringers. He begins a new stand-up tour this autumn. Jon, 49, lives in London.

Congratulations on your new tour, then I got an overnight spot at the local The Great British Take Off. What Red Rose Radio station, where I did a can we expect? few impersonations. It led from there.

It is an unscripted night And what was your big break?

of impressions and “there comedy that I’m are suCh doing with Bill riCh politiCal Dare. The audience steers CharaCters to where the show goes and which impersonate characters may right now” arise. It should be a lot of fun.

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What else have you been up to?

We have just finished a series of Radio 4’s Dead Ringers. There are such rich political characters to impersonate right now – Boris Johnson, Nigel Farage and Donald Trump are my favourites.

We’ll be working on Christmas and New Year shows soon, too.

Will you be doing Newzoids again, too?

Quite possibly, but it is still being discussed. I’m not sure how much I’m meant to say.

How did you get into doing impressions and comedy?

When I was growing up, I was in the local amateur dramatic group in Ormskirk.

I loved watching TV comedians like Mike Yarwood, too.

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I won a competition to do an interview on Radio 2’s Steve Wright In The Afternoon show, and the resulting tape I sent to the producers of Spitting Image.

When Steve Coogan left, I got a job with them.

Has anyone been unimpressed by an impression?

People are more cross if you don’t do them, to be honest. Politicians and newsreaders often come up to me and ask why I’m not impersonating them!

It’s a badge of honour to them.

Do you have unfulfilled ambitions?

I would love to do a period drama.

I had a small role as a comedian in an episode of Inspector George Gently, which was good fun.

What’s the most thoughtful thing anyone has done for you?

On Christmas Eve in 1993, I broke down on the motorway on the way to my parents’ home in Ormskirk.

I didn’t belong to the AA or RAC, but a kindly pick-up truck driver stopped and took me and my car back to my parents’ house.

Roz Lewis For information and tickets to The Great British Take Off tour, which starts tonight, visit jonculshaw.com.

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