THE HIGH CULTURE

[ed. note — the editor and creative director of Oklahoma Gazette independently sourced cannabis flower strains from the same grow unintentionally over the weekend. We both thought it was funny, so we’ve retained both reviews.]

Strain name: PBJ Breath

Grown by: Grow United Farms

Acquired from: L1F3 Experience (NW 16th)

Date acquired: April 2

Physical traits: frosted purple and light green

Bouquet: sweet and gassy

Review: Passion Punch crossed with Do-Si-Dos, PBJ Breath certainly looks it with its signa ture sandy trichomes and smells like it with its distinctive sweet pungency. Certainly the winner for bag appeal, this strain wasn’t the strongest strain available at L1F3 Experience, but the owner picked it personally for its effects, which are very goldilocks in nature. The dispensary’s ethos, “live first, fuel mind, body and spirit (L1F3),” shines through in its attentiveness to patient needs. The northwest OKC location just opened, so the

WEEK OF APRIL 6

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ARIES (March 21-April 19)

Aries-born René Descartes (1596–1650) was instrumental in developing of modern science and philosophy. His famous motto, “I think, therefore I am” is an assertion that the analytical component of intelligence is primary and foremost. And yet, few history books mention the supernatural intervention that was pivotal in his evolution as a supreme rationalist. On the night of November 10, 1619, he had three mystical dreams that changed his life, revealing the contours of the quest to discern the “miraculous science” that would occupy him for the next 30 years. I suspect you are in store for a comparable experience or two, Aries. Brilliant ideas and marvelous solutions to your dilemmas will visit you as you bask in unusual and magical states of awareness.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20)

The dirty work is becoming milder and easier. It’s still a bit dirty, but is growing progressively less grungy and more rewarding. The command to “adjust, adjust, and adjust some more, you beast of burden” is giving way to “refine, refine, and refine some more, you beautiful animal.” At this pivotal moment, it’s crucial to remain consummately conscientious. If you stay in close touch with your shadowy side, it will never commandeer more than ten percent of your total personality. In other words, a bit of healthy distrust for your own motives will keep you trustworthy. (PS: Groaning and grousing, if done in righteous and constructive causes, will continue to be good therapy for now.)

GEMINI (May 21-June 20)

“’Tis the good reader that makes the good book,” wrote Gemini philosopher Ralph Waldo Emerson. “In every book, he finds passages which seem confidences or asides hidden from all else and unmistakably meant for his ear.” In the coming weeks, a similar principle will apply to everything you encounter, Gemini—not just books. You will find rich meaning and entertainment wherever dispo itself is still pretty minimal, but the selection of indoor flower

Strain Reviews

Strain name: Gelato Do-Si-Dos

Grown by: Grow United Farms

Acquired from: Proud Mary Cannabis

Date acquired: April 1

Physical traits: thickly frosted shades of bright green

Bouquet: gassy

Review: Between Dank’s Dis pensary and the Blue Note, you’ll find Proud Mary Cannabis. Founded by Thunder Walker, who also created the dispensary’s artwork, the bright and spacious shop showcases Grow United Farms, an allin-one Seminole cannabis facility that grows potent and flavorful cannabis culti vated with organic materials and environmentally-conscious process es and materials. All that said, the Gelato Do-Si-Dos is a solid choice if you’re looking to veg out after an evening at the Blue Note. This gassy strain throws hints of lavender and lemon in both smell and taste, but be prepared — this is a heavy hitter. While this one offers some cozy uplifting vibes, a heavy sesh will leave