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Some of these new resources are actually free online; most times, they just contain horny men looking for a good, hard pounding. I call them “bottom hungry sites.” One of these is Adam4Adam.com, which displays pictures of local men that are seeking either friendships, 1-on-1 sex, threesomes/group sex, fetishes or (in a few cases) relationships.

Other forms of today’s booty-call technology are located all around you. One is an iPhone application you can download called Grindr, mentioned above, which is pretty much a gaydar. This application lets you find cute gay guys who also have an iPhone in your area. It tells you where they are, how far away they are from you, and you can also exchange contact info if interested with just a click of a button. MySpace and Facbook are actually starting to turn into great booty-call resources too. You can just find someone you think is cute then “BAM!” there’s your man for the night (or your fantasy husband of the week).

So, use your resources and know your technology. You never know what they will come out with next … maybe a Dick-u-later: a machine that pleases your itch in the middle of the night, oh wait … that’s my dildo.

Manhunt.com is another site to find a booty call, but this site offers a limited profile for free users (a normal membership is a couple bucks a month). I actually like the charge ‘cause it lets me know who can actually afford a high-class booty call instead of hooking up with some free loader at a library who doesn’t even own a computer. I like to refer to this site as the “bottom feeder site,” just because it’s

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