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Hello Kingston! I am always humbled by how much support there is in Kingston, but for this edition, I am very humbled! This edition is dedicated to The Kingston Comedy Festival – Laugh Kingston, and to the people who have made all this possible! If you are not aware of the festival, this is our second year and we are now confident this is now an official yearly festival. Because it is our second year doesn’t mean that things were easier this time round. On the contrary! We knew the mistakes we made last year, which means we have had to put a lot more sweat and tears into this year. My first round of thanks goes out to Maya Stone and Leanna Carl. They have been rallying around making sure everyone on their personal Facebook and twitter pages are aware of the festival, and more! The second round goes out to the Official Sponsors and Advertisers. Many thanks goes out to the printers who supplied all the posters, flyers and this Gig Guide. Also thank you to all the acts who have cancelled gigs, travelled as far as Wales, and some of the acts from last year. I would also like to thank in advance all the volunteers. I can’t name you all as I have to go to print before you have even agreed to help. But in advance, thank you. I couldn’t close without thanking all the restaurants who have agreed to run the FREE FOOD FORTNIGHT on Radio Jackie……You will have heard all about it by now, but thank you! Even though I pointed out we made a couple of mistakes last year, it was still a huge success! Last year the festival saw 10 venues, 22 acts and 4 nights of comedy, and on top of this, we still managed to donate over £1,000 for Love Kingston. This year, we are hoping to beat this and make a bigger donation, so please help us by either coming to one of the gigs, or donating towards the festival costs. Just visit - www.sponsume.com/project/laughkingston-comedy-festival-2014 All that is left for me to say is PLEASE come and see some of the country’s finest comedy acts. You will, without a doubt (next time you watch any comedy show on TV) say – Ohhh it’s that performer we saw at the Kingston Comedy Festival...!!! I look forward to seeing you at the festival. Kind regards John PS. Please like us on Facebook for more details or visit www.KingstonComedyFestival.com for more info about tickets, acts and venues. OmniLocal Ltd. C/O Big Yellow Storage - Office Unit 4 Units 1-3 Wyvern Estate, Beverley Way, New Malden, Surrey KT3 4PH Tel: 0207 183 0404 Email: sales.omnilocal@gmail.com
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(performed by NoLogo Productions) Brendan Connor has caught the Olympic bug. He’s seen the Olympians winning medals and fancies some glory for himself. But Brendan is an impatient man, he doesn’t want to wait as long, or train as hard, as they did. Why should he in a world of instant success and gratification? That’s why he’s chosen the fast track to fame and is going for gold in the world’s most competitive sport - Chilli Pepper eating. Join him as he launches his bid for sporting immortality.
The 313 Show
The 313 show is a sketch comedy extravaganza showcasing the best in new comedy talent and featuring such recurring characters as the ultra lovely chatshow host Binty O’ Reilley, ultra luvvie, Geoffrey Tiffenboy and our resident chavettes, Chantelle and Witney. Pop culture spoofs include Going Downtown on Abbey, Skyawful and Taken 3.
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Doors: 19:30 Start: 20:00 Tickets: £10 Suitable for: 16+
Ray Peacock: Here Comes Trouble Ray Peacock has been a very naughty boy recently and it’s time to find out why. Join the quadruple Chortle Award nominated comedian and best bit of Peacock & Gamble as he takes you through a myriad of mischief and misdemeanours in an attempt to get to the bottom of what drives a grown man to such infantile behaviour.
Bad Clowns Comedy: The Clowns of Oz The Clowns of Oz takes the classic tale of Wizard of Oz and flips it on its head, with help from the audience’s suggestion. Through improvisation and comedy the comedians will alter, exaggerate and even ruin a childhood favourite to hilarious effect.
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Kingston Gate Bar London Road, Kingston upon Thames KT2 6QP Tel: 0208 546 4840 www.kingstongate-publichouse.co.uk
Doors: 19:30 Start: 20:00 Free Entry Suitable for: 16+
Jordan Brookes: Adventures in Limited Space A work-in-progress, there’s a fair chance it’ll be about how we routinely fictionalize our experiences, how we write stories of ourselves and convince others to publish them. There’ll also probably be some dancing and props and a tactlessly callous lack of emotional pay-off.
James Dunn James Dunn has been performing stand up for 4 years on the South Wales circuit and for a brief spell in Liverpool. Tells stories of a young boy struggling to adapt to an adult world. He tries his best.
Charlie Webster Charlie Webster is a beautiful young man. He enjoys meats, travel and low level crime. Webster has being doing the comedy for 2.5 years. He has no quotes no fans and no awards. He lost everything in a small fire in his home. Please help him rebuild his life.
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Kingston Gate Bar London Road, Kingston upon Thames KT2 6QP Tel: 0208 546 4840 www.kingstongate-publichouse.co.uk
Doors: 19:30 Start: 20:00 Free Entry Suitable for: 16+
Nathan Willcock: The Greedy Ugly People Nathan Willcock, Chortle Student Comedian Runner Up 2013, previews his debut show. He will be exploring his own failure with women alongside the failure of British politics over the last few years, but he has not forgotten to write jokes and will say them to. “A slick and silly joke writer” Steve Bennett.
Andy Barr Andy Barr has been performing comedy for three years. His show is a combination of comedy-poetry. Whilst gigging with Stewart Lee and Josie Long his performance been described as, ‘A confident and unconventional performer with canny use of language’ and ‘A nice contrast to all the homogenised and safe comedy you see in the clubs’.
Alex Kealy So You Think You’re Funny finalist Alex Kealy is a gangly, self-hating comedian trapped inside the body of a gangly, self-hating comedian. Other accolades include Grade 2 Pianoforte (Pass). “Hugely funny...when the audience isn’t laughing they’re hanging on his every word” - Broadway Baby
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The Boaters Inn Canbury Gardens, Lower Ham Rd, Kingston upon Thames KT2 5AU Tel: 020 8541 4672 www.boatersinnkingston.co.uk Doors: 19:30 Start: 20:00 Tickets: £5 Suitable for: 16+
Martin Semple Semple calls on his experiences as a soldier, drawing comic relief from some of the most high intensity situations of the recent Gulf conflict. He turns potentially terrifying situations into hilarious material for his work as a comedian mark Martin Semple as a genuinely unique and hugely talented member of the stand-up comedy circuit.
Adam Jones Adam takes us on a journey through his mind, subjecting his audience to multiple twists and turns. The story of a ginger kid from the mean streets of Bourton-on-the-water, and his later progression into London. His story tells of the countless obstacles met along the way…
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The Old Moot House 88 London Road, Kingston, KT2 6PX Tel: 0208 547 1847 Doors: 19:30 Start: 20:00 Tickets: £5
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Sam Carrington After previous careers presenting and producing BBC Radio and working in TV development, Sam Carrington is now turning his attention to stand up comedy. His observational, surreal style is gaining him friends and supporters in audiences, bookers and professional talent alike.
Lucas Jolson Making his debut at Toronto’s Absolute Comedy, Lucas Jolson will take you on a journey all over the world. He’s the host of the Comedy Hotdog and now a regular fixture on the comedy circuit. His love for all things awkward ensures that he has a contagious warmth that is hard not to fall in love with.
Mark Daniels So You Think You’re Funny and Golden Jester finalist, Mark Daniels suffers from a syndrome known as Acute Britishness. His self-deprecating, sarcastic wit questions why Brits just won’t complain, even about the country’s biggest problems: textbooks, STD clinics, Craig David and Nigella Lawson. He teaches us what we could learn from the rest of the world.
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The Old Kings Head 1 Hampton Court Road, Hampton Wick, Kingston. KT1 4AE Tel: 0208 977 8444 www.tokh.co.uk Doors: 19:30 Start: 20:00 Tickets: £5 Suitable for: 16+
Michael Daley, Simon Caine & Nick Route: The Daley Route Features 3 comedians Mike Daley, Nick Route & Simon ‘the” Caine. With a love of 1 liners (except Simon who has some long jokes & Nick who has some average length ones) - all coming from similar backgrounds. -Except Simon, who works in social media & Nick who’s in retail.
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Steins 56 High Street, Kingston, KT1 1HN Tel: 0208 546 2411 Doors: 19:30 Start: 20:00 Tickets: £5 Suitable for: 16+
Meryl O’Rourke Acclaimed stand-up comic and accomplished TV writer Meryl O’Rourke –revels in her bitterness. A potty mouthed potty trainer, she has delighted comedy audiences, written some of the best gags on telly and even hosted pop concerts (last one to 12,000 people!)
Hilary Fox “shockingly good songs with a certain rude cheekiness” audience review, Edinburgh Fringe 2014 Rude and blue, with a dash of silly but most importantly, rib-achingly funny.
Jennifer Tyler The bold, brazen Barista, dreaming of a world free from complicated coffee crossexamination, full of ‘Rollickin’ Rizzle Kicks Ravin’’! The innocent, Irish Impressionist, dreaming of a London debut free. Plus more colourful characters who break the expectations of “Real Life”!
Georgia Thorp Observational comedy sharing the experiences of Greek Cypriot culture, being a lesbian mother,relationships, staying in hotels, organic vegetables boxes, going on a cruise, keeping fit, and acts of kindness.
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The Kings Tun - JD Wetherspoons 153-175 Clarence Street, Kingston, KT1 1QT Tel: 0208 547 3827 Doors: 19:30 Start: 20:00 Tickets: £10 Suitable for: 16+
Damian Clark Fast-paced observational stand-up guaranteed! ‘Every joke - and I honestly do mean every single joke - is genuinely, gutbustingly funny’ (ThreeWeeks). ‘Hilariously surreal ... well-wrought set delivered with brio and huge charm ... amazing’ (Scotsman). ‘Infectious, hilarious and highly recommended’ (Kevin Bridges). ‘Mad as a box of lights. I’d be amazed if he even gets to Edinburgh’ (Jack Dee)
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Kingston Working Men’s Club 25 Old London Rd, Kingston upon Thames, Greater London KT2 6ND Tel: 0208 546 0500 Doors:13:30 Start: 14:00 Tickets: £10
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‘Together we are - Love Kingston’ Delivering 100% ‘Commitment in the Community’ across the Royal Borough of Kingston upon Thames.
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We’d like to thank everyone who has supported our campaign. To date, they have collectively helped us raise over £250,000 to support local projects. • Love Kingston’s clearly defined objective is an exciting charitable venture that responds over time to the changing needs of local people. Our campaigning is dedicated to improving the lives of the borough’s most disadvantaged. • The support from local PR, along with Volunteers, Patrons and Ambassadors who are 100% dedicated to the cause, is raising our profile ensuring we are highly visible, tangible and sustainable. • Our tangible benefit is our efficiency and effectiveness as 100% of donations go directly to supporting projects within the Royal Borough of Kingston. • With the generosity and involvement of our donors, we are building a Kingston Legacy Fund – which currently attracts 50% match funding from the government Community First Programme. The Kingston Legacy Fund will continue to grow and provide sustainable giving in annual grants to support our local community projects.
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they partner with 150 front line agencies and services throughout RBK. To date 70 tonnes of food has been donated - that’s approximately £100,000 worth of food! Shrewsbury House School Year 8 Pupils making collections and sorting food parcels for local residents in crisis. ‘Knife crime prevention’ project: Lawyers from Colemans-ctts have partnered talks with youth leaders and young people – advising on the wider impact of knife crime. We also support an after school club where children do their homework and interact with their peer groups in a safe environment. SurreySave: LK grants have helped target areas of deprivation in RBK - educating local people on the benefits of a Credit Union and how to access affordable credit (loans of over £750,000 have been made to local people). LK grants have supported art therapy and helped to fund essential welcome packs of toiletries, bedding, clothing and toys, school
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