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NOVEMBER 2014 - JANUARY 2015

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B O N O P22 6 GO FOR IT A run-down of the many events and festivities happening across the nation...

Top Irish sprinter Derval O'Rourke has a soft spot for the Dublin-to-Cork, and indeed the Cork-toDublin, journey...

18 TRAIN NEWS Up-to-date train news from Iarnród Éireann

36 THE SCRIPT With another #1 album and a sold-out Croke Park under their belt, The Script are officially planet pop's hottest property...

26 LEE CHILD One of the world's most popular authors, who counts Tom Cruise and Bill Clinton among his fans, discusses the state of his art 28 HOZIER The overnight sensation from Wicklow pauses to reflect 'How did I get here?'

32 ROBERT DOWNEY JR. He's had a chequered and colourful career. Now well over the worst of his troubles, Mr Downey Jr. reflects on a life less ordinary 35 MY FAVOURITE JOURNEY

40 BUSINESS The brains behind Glenisk yogurt, Vincent Cleary, shares some of the secrets of his success 44 SPORT After yet another annus mirabilis for Irish rugby, Dave Kearney and Robbie Henshaw reflect on the guts and the glory 48 CELEBRITY TABLE Legendary DJ Dave Fanning sits down to enjoy the food at The Green Hen, and reflects on U2's early days, meeting Bob Dylan and interviewing

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A-list stars for The Movie Show 51 COUNTY CORK Home to Ireland's southern capital, and a whole lot more besides, we take a look at the many wondrous things to do and see there...

54 LIFE BEGINS AT 55 A guide to some of the fantastic value travel options available to those of us who've passed the magic 55 mark 58 FASHION Icy landscapes, delicate snowflakes and wintry fairytales are the order of the day as the long nights close in...

62 GO REVIEW New albums from U2 and Delorentos, as well as a few books and movies to keep you sheltered from the cold...

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IN PRAISE OF WINTER T

he hour has gone back. The days are getting shorter and the nights longer. Positioned where we are here in Ireland, at a latitude of between 51° and 56°, we will never be subject to those interminable summer days and endless winter nights that afflict the northern parts of Scandinavia.

But it can be wearing all the same! The shortest day of the year comes in the third week in December, when there is just seven and a half hours of daylight.

Getting there can seem like a battle at times!

The winter is ushered in by the feast of Samhain.

In Celtic culture, the end of the harvest season was considered the end of the year. Cattle were slaughtered and salted away for consumption during the long, cold winters. It was a liminal moment, when representatives of the spirit world were thought to wander freely among the people and fairies, ghosts and ghouls were apt to knock upon your door. Fires were lit at Samhain, to symbolise resistance to the evil that might lurk in the prevailing gloom of winter nights.

The old traditions have survived, albeit in a more playful form. We don masks, engage in role-play or take the opportunity to become different people even if only for one night. In deference to the encroaching darkness of winter, we still light bonfires and take the plunge into a fantasy world.

It is an occasion when conventional constraints are loosened just a little bit, and we are granted a license to explore a world of the imagination. There was a serious side to Samhain, as the community prepared for the coldness, the wet and the misery of winter, at a time when fuel was scarce and there was precious little in the way of heating available. But it was also known as Mischief Night – making it a time also for fun, entertainment and frolics.

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Just over one and a half months later, we arrive at the Winter Solstice. Of course, in modern Ireland, this has been transformed into the Christian feast of Christmas, and is marked by families gathering together, eating festive food, sharing a glass of good cheer and swapping presents. But there is a longer tradition here of celebrating the turning of the year, as the days begin to lengthen again, and we start to look forward to the joys of spring and all the renewal it brings – not just to the land, but to the people who tended it.

Inside all of us here in Ireland, the spirit of our ancestral past still lingers. Hundreds gather at Newgrange every year, for the celebration of the Winter Solstice. When the sun rises, we are are made aware afresh of the extraordinary knowledge and understanding of our forebears – people who might sometimes have been thought of as ignorant and unsophisticated, but in truth were anything but.

The modern world has produced many marvellous things. But when we see the depth of ingenuity that enabled those who built the passage tombs to measure to the finest detail where the sun would shine from, and the angle of its rays, so that it enters into the passage through the roof box and for fourteen minutes lights the recesses within, we know that those who went before us were capable of achieving transcendence too. It is a magical feat of engineering that invites us to step back in awe before the abiding genius of humanity.

Winter, it seems, is not all bad...

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A R U N D O W N O F W H AT ’ S H O T & H A P P E N I N G

BY COLM O'REGAN

RUGBY

With the Rugby World Cup less than a year away, this November sees Joe Schmidt’s men going toe-to-toe with three visiting sides looking to break the momentum of the reigning Six Nations champions. South Africa provided the opposition on November 8, with Georgia set to visit the Aviva Stadium on November 16, as the Guinness Autumn Test Series gets under way. Finally, the mighty Wallabies arrive November 22, providing a stern test for the boys in green. Irish coach Joe Schmidt will be looking to introduce some new young talent, as well as making sure his veterans are in tip-top shape. Forget that there is no trophy up for grabs; in rugby, there’s no such thing as ‘friendlies’.

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A DAY AT THE RACES

The great and the good of the racing scene will gather for a veritable feast of action at the Fairyhouse Premier Jump Racing Weekend.

Featuring no less than three Grade One races, the event – taking place November 29-30 – is the highlight of the pre-Christmas racing calendar.

The hospitality of Fairyhouse is outstanding, and its heritage unrivalled; the likes of Moscow Flyer, Istabraq and Danoli have previously triumphed at the meet. 2014 could well be the year another horse begins galloping towards legendary status.

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She’s dueted with Bono and sang for Obama. Now Queen of Irish Rockabilly Imelda May has home in her sights this festive season. The fiery songstress embarks on an Irish mini-tour through December with dates at Mayo’s Royal Theatre and Event Centre (December

14), the INEC, Kerry (16) and a double shot at Dublin’s 3Arena (19 and 20). It’s all in support of excellent new album, Tribal. Known for a vivacious live show and the odd surprise or two, expect Imelda will pull out all the stops to cap off a great year.

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Perhaps best known for his turn as Vince Noir on The Mighty Boosh, Noel Fielding brings his anarchic brand of humour to Dublin’s Vicar Street on December 11 and 12. He might be 41 years young these days but don’t expect Fielding to suddenly go beige and start breaking out any dreaded the ‘Kids says the funniest things’ – style routine. Instead, look for the boy prince of surreal fascinations to take the audience on a veritable roller coaster of side-splitting, inventive comedy. “It’s not just a stand-up show”, he says. “It's got a lot of elements to it. Some bits can’t really be rehearsed.” And the show will be all the better for it!

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RING IT UP!

Kodaline, Le Galaxie and James Vincent McMorrow are some of the great names set to perform at this year’s NYF Dublin Countdown Concert at College Green. The NYF Dublin festival kicks off December 30 and runs until January 1, promising three days of music, food, arts, culture, family-friend events, trails and more. The NYF Music Trail features bands, DJs and choirs playing across the city with the likes of Le Galaxie pitching up in Meeting House Square, a performance from the superb Dublin Gospel Choir in Christ Church and the famed Ruby Sessions – which saw Ed Sheeran pop along and get involved recently – at Dublin Castle’s Chapel Royale. As Le Galaxie put it, it’s not a countdown, it’s a count-up! For all information, head over to nyfdublin.com

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Dublin’s Grafton Street is one of the places to be at Christmas with a bustling atmosphere and the likes of Bono and Glen Hansard popping up for a festive sing-song. This year sees the first ever city centre traditional Christmas market in Dublin with the Christmas Market at St. Stephen’s Green offering something for everyone this season. Housed along the exterior of St Stephen’s Green Park between Grafton Street and Merrion Row the Market runs daily until December 22 and consists of 60 trade concessions located in traditional wooden chalets. A unique selection of quality Irish-made gift items are on offer, including accessories, woodcrafts, jams and preserves, seasonal food and drinks and much, much more.

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THE LIT PA RA D E

Given the capital’s famous heritage, it should come as little surprise that the Dublin Book Festival is such an enormous event. Running November 13–16, the festival programme includes readings, discussions, workshops and walking tours as well as a packed schedule of children’s events for all the little readers out there. The celebration, which has been running since 2005, is a perfect chance for anyone — whether fans of poetry or prose, aspiring authors or just committed bookworms — to explore the rich literary offerings of the city. Full details on all the goings-on can be found at dublinbookfestival.com

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Taking its inspiration from Christmas markets found around Europe, Waterford Winterval will transform the Déise into a festive wonderland for 30 days, November 21–December 23. Whether taking a ride on the Ferris Wheel at Waterford Crystal, strapping on your skates for Waterford On Ice, or staying on terra firma to stroll around the stunning markets lining the city’s streets, there’s something to get everyone in a festive mood. With plenty of free events — and attractions for young and old — there’s something for all the family in the snowy south east! Visit winterval.ie for more information.

A blizzard of Christmas spirit awaits at Westport House’s annual Winter Wonderland. From November 29 until Christmas Eve, the stunning 18th century house will transport visitors to a magical winterland. The kids can see Santa and get their faces painted by Mrs Claus, visit the Elves Workshop to craft their own Yuletide Log, or even hit the stage for the 'Elves Factor' carol-singing karaoke sessions. The adults, meanwhile, can sip mulled wine and sing by the fireside. What better way to get into the festive mood?

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A 60-year-old tradition of ballet in Cork will continue with a full-length production of The Nutcracker. Tchaikovsky’s masterpiece, running November 20-22 in Cork Opera House, is brought to the stage by Cork City Ballet as the company celebrates 22 years of cultural activity on Leeside.

The performances of the enchanting show will see world renowned prima ballerina Erina Takahashi from the English National Ballet take the lead role as the Sugar Plum Fairy.

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I C E , I C E B A BY Dublin and Belfast will see the fantastic world of Disney come to life on ice this November, as Disney On Ice: 100 Years Of Magic hits Irish shores. Over 60 of your favourite characters from 18 stories will make an appearance,

so whether you’re a fan of Mickey of Goofy, Donald or Pinocchio, your favourite is bound to skate by! The show visits Citywest Hotel from November 13–16, before enchanting Belfast’s Odyssey Arena from November 20–23.

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TRAD TO THE BONE

Celebrating its 10th birthday, the coming year’s Temple Bar Tradfest promises to be the biggest and best to date. The famous pocket of Dublin will, from January 28–February 1, be taken over by artists to appeal to everyone from the diehard to the merely curious. Performers lined up for this instalment include Danú, Mick Flannery, and the legendary ’60s folk troubadour Donovan. Of course, there’s also over 200 free events taking place, with everything from pub sessions to dancing, film screenings and street performances to get everyone in the party mood. A full list of events is available at templebartrad.com

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HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES One of the most versatile, prolific and successful composers of modern times, Ennio Morricone brings his staggering back-catalogue of work to 3Arena Dublin on December 12. Conducting a 100-piece orchestra and a choir of 75 vocalists, the Italian will showcase work from throughout

his life. From his breakthrough work, composing for the Spaghetti Westerns of the ’60s and ’70s, he has soundtracked some of the biggest movies in history.

This full-scale production promises to be a vibrant journey through the career of one of the world’s true musical greats.

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SNOOZE JUST IN

The Cork Opera House production of Sleeping Beauty is a great reason to climb out of bed this Christmas. Running from December 11 – January 17, the annual production is jam-packed with music, dance, amazing sets and costumes and plenty of fun and laughter. The seasonal extravaganza has been part of Leeside tradition for decades, and this year’s renewal – telling perhaps the most enchanting fairytale of all – promises to be as entertaining as ever.

PANTOMIME OF YOUR LIFE

Boasting an all-star cast including Linda Martin, Simon Delaney, Al Porter and boyband sensations Hometown, this year’s Christmas Panto in The Olympia will be an all-singing, all-dancing seasonal spectacular. Running December 17–January 4, it continues a long tradition of pantomime perfection in the Dame Street venue. With both matinee and evening shows taking place most days, there’s plenty of opportunity to catch a performance; an enduringly brilliant experience for adults and children alike.

A VISIT FROM THE BISHOP Patrons could well be rolling in the aisles of 3Arena when John Bishop arrives for two nights of side-splitting comedy on December 4 and 5. The likeable Liverpudlian has been a perennial fixture on the stand-up circuit for close to a decade, but his regular appearances on panel shows such as 8 Out Of 10 Cats and A League Of Their Own have seen his popularity explode. Expect a night of hilarious marital anecdotes, self-effacing reflection and biting observation as one of stand-up’s brightest stars plays his biggest Irish shows to date.

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ELF NOTICE Arriving straight from Broadway, a modern Christmas classic comes to life as Elf the Musical hits the Bord Gáis Energy Theatre.

Featuring West End superstar Ben Forster and Love/Hate’s Aoibhinn McGinnity, the production — which runs December 16-January 10 — is sure to capture the imaginations of adults and children alike, as Buddy the Elf leaves the North Pole and tries to spread seasonal joy throughout New York City. With a score to match any stage classic, the extravaganza promises to be a festive feast for all to enjoy!

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The Cliffs Of Moher

THINGS TO SEE AND DO THERE ARE MANY THINGS TO DO AND INTRIGUING PLACES TO GO THROUGHOUT IRELAND; AND YOUR TRAIN CAN ACT AS THE BRIDGE BETWEEN YOU AND AN EXCITING NEW EXPERIENCE. FROM HISTORICAL LANDMARKS TO INNOVATIVE TECHNOLOGIES, GO RAIL HAS YOU COVERED. SO, WHY NOT...

Take in the Cliffs of Moher Ireland’s most visited natural attraction, the world famous Cliffs of Moher stand proud and tall as the jewel in the ruggedly beautiful crown that is Co. Clare. Seen as something of a rite of passage for the vast majority of those who make their way to the Emerald Isle, the cliffs rise to just over 700 feet at their highest point and stretch along for eight kilometres across the Atlantic Ocean.

A truly spectacular view of the Aran Islands and Galway Bay is on offer, not to mention a rich cultural atmosphere. The cliffs also have a dedicated visitor centre which is open all year around from 9am each morning (closing time varies through the year – consult website for details). A helpful and friendly team are on hand - most of them based in the area - to guarantee your safety and a fun, memorable experience.

For more information and to plan your visit, go to cliffsofmoher.ie Cruise the Open Seas with Shannon Ferries At just 20 minutes long, the Killimer-Tarbert Car Ferry glides by like a most wonderful dream.

Linking the main tourist routes of the Shannon region on the “Wild Atlantic Way” from Killimer, Co. Clare to Tarbert, Co. Kerry, the ferry sails every day across the Shannon Estuary and offers you the chance to explore the many attractions of Clare, Kerry and the adjoining counties.

Relaxation is key, with onboard refreshments and a visitor centre and shop which houses an impressive range of books, souvenirs, music and more. Discount bookings are available on shannonferries.com. For any enquiries, drop a line to enquiries@shannonferries.com

Story of the Capital, a captivating multimedia experience tracing the city’s development from the Anglo-Norman times of the 12th century up to the present day. Historical artefacts on display range from the original moulds for Dublin’s medieval City Seal to The Great Chain, which was worn by Lord Mayors of Dublin including Daniel O’Connell. Open daily, Monday to Saturday, the fascinating insight into the evolution of the city is sure to capture imaginations both young and old.

To plan your trip, visit www.dublincity.ie/cityhall.

Special rates are available for families.

Discover Dublin City Hall A striking example of the capital’s Georgian architecture, Dublin City Hall stands proudly on Dame Street. Originally the Royal Exchange, the entrance hallway has been fully restored to its original beauty and now provides the perfect setting for private evening functions. Open daily 10am to 5.15pm (last entry 3.45pm), the lower ground floor of the building houses the permanent exhibition, Dublin’s City Hall – The

Visit Stephen’s Green Shopping Centre A shopper’s paradise, a historical artefact and an architectural marvel all at once, Stephen’s Green Shopping Centre is an iconic landmark in the centre of Dublin. Completed in 1988, it now stands as an institution in the capital. The enormous structure’s distinctive design is based on the features of a Victorian greenhouse, with the pitched glass roof complemented perfectly by the striking clock which forms the building’s centrepiece. There’s something for everyone

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in the bustling centre; the fashion conscious will adore the range of boutiques and stores, while the Kylemore café offers spectacular views of the park outside and proves the perfect spot to unwind after a busy day of shopping! Visit www.stephensgreen.com to find out all you can enjoy on your visit.

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HAZELHATCH & CELBRIDGE WINS IRELAND’S BEST STATION AWARD! public transport remains an attractive option for people is key to its success now and into the future. The hard work undertaken by staff and managers in the pursuit of excellence at stations is central to that. I commend everyone for their efforts.”

REGIONAL WINNERS Hazelhatch & Celbridge also collected the title of Best Commuter Station, beating off competition from Docklands and Arklow.

Mullingar emerged victorious in Leinster, with station manager Jimmy Feeney leading the team to collect the award, while Portlaoise and Athlone were highly commended.

In Munster, Killarney took the top title once again with station manager Catherine Cahill picking up the award on behalf of her staff; while Farranfore and Cork stations were highly commended by customers.

Last year’s overall winner Westport was once again victorious in the Connacht category, and a delighted station manager Anne Elliot collected the prize, while Ballinasloe and Carrick-onShannon were highly commended.

The Best DART station for 2014 was Malahide, with special mention going to the garden which is maintained by the local residents, and Mark Jolley collected the prize for the station that had beaten off competition from Pearse and Sandycove/Glasthule stations.

CUSTOMER SERVICE AWARD In addition to regional winners, Seapoint DART station won the Best Customer Service title.

Customers gave the station top marks for service and Paul Duffy and the station’s staff were commended for always having a friendly smile and a helpful word and even knowing many of the commuters by name. The station now has a crystal steam locomotive trophy to mark its achievement.

ROLL OF HONOUR OVERALL BEST STATION: Hazelhatch & Celbridge.

BEST MUNSTER STATION: Killarney.

HIGHLY COMMENDED: Farranfore, Cork .

BEST CONNACHT STATION: Westport.

HIGHLY COMMENDED: Carrick-on-Shannon, Ballinasloe.

Joe Brophy and Patricia Bermingham of Hazelhatch Station celebrate winning Best Station in Ireland for 2014.

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azelhatch & Celbridge has been named Ireland’s Best Train Station at the annual Iarnród Éireann Best Station Awards, which were held at Iarnród Éireann’s Inchicore Engineering Works on October 13. The awards were presented by Transport Minister Paschal Donohoe.

As part of the Kildare Route Project, the station benefitted from a significant upgrade which preserved the ‘old world’ charm of the original building. Praising the staff at Hazelhatch & Celbridge, Iarnród Éireann chief executive David Franks said: “Winning the title of Best Station in Ireland is a high honour and I congratulate Patricia Bermingham and Joe Brophy who work so hard to give our customers a positive experience as they pass through the station every day. Our customers are the most

important part of our business so it is fitting that they should choose the winner of the Best Station Awards.”

The winners are chosen by public vote, with almost 15,000 customers rating their stations on various categories including customer information, station appearance, staff helpfulness and staff appearance.

Presenting a crystal locomotive trophy to Patricia, Joe and Gerry Dalton, the assistant station manager for Heuston & District, Mr Donohoe said: “I would like to congratulate the nominees and, in particular, the overall winner of the Best Station Award 2014 and the winner of the Best Customer Service Award 2014 (Seapoint DART station). One of Iarnród Éireann’s core company values is ‘to work together for our customers’ and this event espouses that value here today. Ensuring that

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BEST LEINSTER STATION: Mullingar.

HIGHLY COMMENDED: Portlaoise, Athlone.

BEST DART STATION: Malahide.

HIGHLY COMMENDED: Sandycove/Glasthule, Pearse.

BEST COMMUTER STATION: Hazelhatch & Celbridge.

HIGHLY COMMENDED: Arklow, Docklands.

BEST CUSTOMER SERVICE: Seapoint.

Voting was conducted through an online poll and at stations, with almost 15,000 members of the public taking part. The votes were cast earlier this year.

The Iarnród Éireann Best Station Awards reward excellence in customer facilities, cleanliness, innovation and customer service in the country’s 144 railway stations.

STATE OF THE STATION ART

Minister for Transport, Tourism and Sport, Paschal Donohoe, on his recent visit to Broombridge Station.

MINISTER FOR TRANSPORT VISITS BROOMBRIDGE STATION FOR INSTALLATION OF STREET ART PANELS BY CABRA FOR YOUTH GROUP

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he Minister for Transport, Tourism and Sport, Paschal Donohoe TD, joined the Cabra For Youth street art group, which had spraypainted fencing panels at Broombridge Railway Station on August 14. Painted by young artists aged between 16 and 19, the panels include quotes and images to encourage positive health and recreation choices for young people and have been placed along the platform on both sides of the station.

This is the latest phase in a community partnership involving the gardaí, residential and youth groups, and the rail company, which has seen significant improvements in the Broombridge Station area and reductions in levels of anti-social behaviour.

The station has had a consistent issue with anti-social behaviour over a number of years.

However, in recent months, a programme of

initiatives has been put in place, including: • Improved CCTV, public lighting and seating at the station • A clean-up week, with the support of DIT students • Providing facilities on the station property for the local kayaking club • Environmental improvements through gardening and a waste-ground area • Garda monitoring, and successful prosecutions of offenders As well as improving the station environment, the programme of initiatives has seen anti-social behaviour incidents in the station’s area reduce by more than 50 per cent in recent months.

Minister for Transport, Tourism and Sport, Paschal Donohoe TD, said: “Ensuring that our young people have positive outlets and a means

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of expressing themselves is key to facilitating them in making the right choices. This initiative will allow a positive message to be sent out about the pride Broombridge takes in ensuring that anti-social behaviour is tackled.

“I commend all those who have come together and worked so hard to bring this initiative to life as it will have a tremendous impact on the young people involved and on the wider community. Earlier this year the Government launched a national plan on corporate responsibility and I am delighted that Iarnród Éireann is publishing its Corporate Social Responsibility statement today to ensure that it continues to strive to be a better corporate citizen.”

Tom Ayres, District Manager for Iarnród Éireann said: “Broombridge has been an area where we have had many difficulties in recent years, including vandalism and trespass.

However, it is an important transport link for the local community and we were delighted to work with the local community to develop these initiatives. While we have by no means eliminated the problem of anti-social behavior, the success to date and the engagement from young people is extremely encouraging, and we will continue these efforts.”

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CULTURE VULTURES LET LOOSE IN CONNOLLY

Michael Barry speaking to assembled groups, during a tour of Connolly Station as part of Culture Night; (top left) one of the historic plaques on platform 4; and (bottom left) the reception area in the HQ building.

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riday September 19th last was Culture Night, an annual event which sees cultural institutions and other venues throughout the country open their doors late into the evening to members of the public. Iarnród Éireann was proud to support Culture Night and gave away 100 free family train passes to those wishing to explore the delights of Culture Night throughout the country. There was a great response to the giveaway, with the free tickets going in record time.

Connolly Station also opened its doors on the night. Renowned railway and Victorian historian and retired Iarnród Éireann engineer Michael Barry gave tours of Connolly Station and the HQ building to 200 visitors. Michael gave a fascinating insight into the history and architectural significance of both buildings, including in his tour the myth of the five lamps at reception, the historical significance of the plaques on platform 4 and he also gave an insight into railway operations down through the years.

THE JOURNEY’S ON US! 100 VOLUNTARY GROUPS RECEIVE A FREE GROUP TRAVEL TRIP WITH IARNRÓD ÉIREANN

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arnród Éireann has announced the winners of 100 group trips as part of its community initiative, The Journey’s On Us. More than 600 organisations from community, voluntary and sporting sectors applied.

Social support agency Crosscare, Clonliffe Road, Dublin were the first winners of The Journey's On Us for 2014, an Iarnród Éireann programme to give free travel to groups in the community and voluntary sector.

The diverse group of winners include youth groups, special needs groups, the Girl Guides and Scouts, school organisations, GAA clubs, community groups and choirs.

Iarnród Éireann chief executive David Franks said: “We have been overwhelmed again this year

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by the level of interest in the Journey’s On Us from voluntary organisations across the country; we hope that the winners will enjoy their trip.

It’s our way of saying thank you for all the great work you do in the community.”

Now in its third year, the Journey’s On Us awards 100 groups of up to 50 people per group free group travel courtesy of Iarnród Éireann.

The travel facilities will be ideal for organisations bringing a group to a special event, or as part of a specific support to the members of the group that requires travel.

CAROLS FOR COMMUTERS CAMPAIGN MAKE-A-WISH IS THIS YEAR’S CHARITY OF CHOICE

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ake-A-Wish® Ireland is once again Iarnród Éireann’s charity of choice for this year’s Carols For Commuters.

After last year’s hugely successful campaign raised an incredible ¤13,853, the aim is to make the 2014 effort bigger and better than ever.

A dream come true: Amelia meets Buddy

As you know, Make-A-Wish grant wishes to children in Ireland battling life threatening medical conditions such as leukaemia, cystic fibrosis, brain tumours and Duchenne muscular dystrophy.

The power of a wish is immense – it can enable the child and their family to capture a moment in time, providing relief from routines surrounding the illness and create memories that unfortunately may have to last a lifetime.

The demand for their services has continued to grow year-on-year and, as they receive no government funding, they are reliant on donations from the public to grant wishes to these brave children. Recent wishes include Amelia, a 9yearold from Co. Meath who was diagnosed with childhood acute lymphoblastic leukemia.

Amelia has a passion for baking. Her favourite show is Cake Boss on TLC, so it was no surprise that her one true wish was to bake with “Buddy”!

Make-A-Wish flew Amelia and her family to New York earlier this year and they had a fabulous time. The charity urgently need to raise funds to grant wishes to over 180 children who are on their waiting list, so they need this year’s ‘Carols for Commuters’ to be a huge success. From December 8 – 23, Make-A-Wish will be adding to the festive spirit in our Heuston, Connolly, Pearse and selected Dart stations. Choirs and musicians will be performing much loved Christmas tunes whilst volunteers collect donations.

The charity would very much appreciate any assistance you could give during the campaign.

If you have any spare time you would like to give to Make-A-Wish or would like to contribute in any way, please contact mary@makeawish.ie or call 01 2052012 for further details.

CATCH A FALLING LEAF LOW RAIL ADHESION: AUTUMN LEAF FALL AND THE IMPACT IT CAN HAVE ON RAILWAY OPERATIONS

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veryone has heard the apologies for delays due to "leaves on the line" – but what does that mean? How can a small thing like leaves affect a big heavy train?

The leaf fall in autumn often causes poor rail head conditions and can affect performance in a number of ways. When leaves fall on to the line, particularly in damp or wet weather, the rolling action of passing wheels compresses them, causing a greasy ‘mulch’ to cover the rail.

This mulch is to rails what ice is to roads. It reduces the adhesion, or ‘co-efficient of friction’ to use the technical term, between wheel and rail. Acceleration must be reduced to prevent slipping, and braking distances extended. If you’re a regular customer, you can probably sense the wheel “slipping” on a train if you’re travelling through an area that’s affected. This is why minor delays are more prevalent at this time of year, particularly in the early morning and early evening.

The leaf mulch can also affect the operation of track circuits. Iarnród Éireann has machinery to

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address this problem, which operates overnight on key sections of the network, water-jetting and spreading “Sandite” on the line. However, this can only reduce the impact of leaf mulch rather than eliminate it. The mulch is Teflon-like, and even hand-scrubbing could not remove it.

Iarnród Éireann has also invested in Traction Gel Applicators – 86 of these units are installed across the network in known areas of low rail adhesion. When a train passes over the unit, it dispenses traction gel which improves the friction between the wheel and rail interface.

Hand-held applicators are also stored in strategic locations to provide a rapid response to other areas of slipping. Iarnród Éireann has also equipped its passenger trains with on-board sanding systems which will dispense sand when wheel slip is detected.

The number of weeks this can continue for varies from year to year, depending on weather conditions. However, we will continue to work throughout the period affected to minimise delays on services, and apologise for the inconvenience caused.

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INTERVIEW: OLAF TYARANSEN

THE BIGGEST BAND IN THE WORLD ARE BACK – WITH A BANG! WITH 30 MILLION DOWNLOADS OF U2’S NEW ALBUM SONGS OF INNOCENCE TO DATE, AND TRIUMPHANT APPEARANCES ON ALL THE BIG TV SHOWS, INCLUDING OUR OWN LATE LATE, TO THEIR CREDIT, BONO IS GEARING UP FOR A MEGA YEAR IN 2015...

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o Rail might be an on-train magazine, but there are sometimes occasions when it’s necessary to get a little off-track journalistically and employ different modes of transport. Take this evening, for instance; your correspondent is sitting in U2’s private jet, sipping wine midway through a flight from London to Cologne, and listening to Bono explain how he survives the regular backlashes he’s been enduring for almost four decades now.

to their 500,000 customers in September. A social media firestorm broke out when a vocal minority of keyboard warriors complained about the fact that Apple had had the temerity to gift them a free album.

However, Bono was totally unfazed by all the online negativity. “I almost like all this,” he laughs, with a nonchalant shrug. “I almost like all this. I must just need a row to get up out of bed in the morning because I keep finding myself in them. If you repeat behaviour, then you must like it. It’s like a bad relationship: ‘I don’t know how that happened! I met that girl and she ran off with all my best friends… but it happened to me three times’. You might have something to do with it. So I’ve just gotta accept that that’s who I am.”

He takes a swig of wine and smiles. “I feel sorry for the band because I do tend to get them into these controversies. But isn’t it great to be part of the conversation? In the zeitgeist. People talking about you. People arguing about you. It’s kind of a great compliment.”

Thankfully, now that the social media brouhaha has finally died down, people are now talking about the actual music. Lyrically, Songs of Innocence — U2’s first album since 2009’s more experimental No Line On The Horizon — finds the singer looking back at their 1970s Dublin roots. Some rock stars of Bono’s vintage (he turned 54 last May) write their memoirs at this stage of their careers. The U2 frontman has opted to sing his instead.

His whole early life is there. Ballsy album opener ‘The Miracle (of Joey Ramone)’ recalls the formative Ramones gig in Dublin that first inspired him to become a singer. Emotionally raw ‘Iris (Hold Me Close)’ addresses the tragic death of his mother from a brain aneurism when he was just 14 years old. The dark and edgy ‘Raised By Wolves’ is about the notorious sectarian bomb attacks in Dublin and Monaghan in 1974 which left 33 people dead. Bono luckily avoided it, but a very close friend of his witnessed the carnage and, traumatised, wound up becoming a heroin addict.

Given such personal subject matter, Songs of Innocence sometimes sounds like a Bono solo record…

“I have an umbrella,” the instantly recognisable singer says, speaking in a gravelly drawl. “I’ve had it with me for 30 years now. When the shit-storm comes, as it continually does, I just put it up.”

Undoubtedly the biggest controversy U2 have been embroiled in in recent years has been the one surrounding their decision to move some of their tax affairs to Holland. The furore was intensified largely because of Bono’s anti-poverty campaigning.

Despite the public criticisms, he remains unapologetic and totally refutes any allegations of hypocrisy.

“We have to stand by a principle,” he insists. “The principle was this: that tax competitiveness was working for the country. If tax competitiveness was a government priority because it paid for more hospital beds and firemen and whatever it is, that culture was a good thing for our country.

“That it might be intellectually absurd to not expect Irish companies would also be tax sensible or tax competitive… you’re either into it or you’re not into it. Is it right or wrong? I have some friends and colleagues who believe in a base tax rate. They think that is fair. Across the board, across Europe.

“There’s only one problem,” he continues. “Our country wouldn’t survive it. Why can’t we, as a nation, have a right, our sovereign right, to decide that we will go lower or higher to be competitive, to be agile, to be nimble, to be innovative. I don’t see a problem with that. The real hypocrisy is saying, ‘It’s fine for the country, but it’s not fine for U2 to think like that’. That doesn’t add up.”

Bono’s anti-flak umbrella was most recently unfurled following the surprise iTunes giveaway of U2’s thirteenth studio album, Songs of Innocence,

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U2, 1993

On the down escalator: (from the top) Edge, Larry, Adam and Bono;

The singer in the video for ‘Desire’ from 1988’s Rattle and Hum;

“Well, I had a lot of help!” he protests. Even so, he admits that revisiting, and writing songs about, his often emotionally turbulent youth wasn’t a particularly comfortable experience.

“It’s a very odd thing to be doing to yourself,” he says. “And some of the bandmates were concerned that it might be a little self-indulgent, solipsistic, and they were rightly concerned. How would anyone relate to it?

“It’s so particular, these accounts of growing up in Dublin, but it turns out that everybody has a street that they grew up, and everybody remembers the first time that they had sex, and everybody remembers a friend that got them through tough times, and that first transcendent gig. So actually, it’s turned out to be quite amazingly accessible.”

One of the album’s standout tracks is the beautiful ‘Every Breaking Wave’ (about the breakdown of a long distance relationship). The heart-breaking acoustic version — which they’ve performed live on several recent TV appearances — reveals it to be possibly their most powerful rock ballad since Achtung Baby’s ‘One’.

“I can’t even begin to tell you what it’s like to sing that song,” he sighs. “You have to steel yourself. A funny thing happened today, because we performed the song in the [London] studio for whoever, and then had to do a few interviews, but the wounds are still open and so I got quite messy in the interview. There was a few black eyes and I found myself quite raw and emotional on a few things because that song had done that to me. So it’s not something you can put on and off very easily. A lot of the songs on this album are like that.”

Outside of his U2 day job, Bono is a relentless anti-poverty campaigner. How will this sudden surge back into album promotion and next year’s planned world tour affect all of his extracurricular activities?

“Well, next year is going to be a very big year for U2 if we tour, and it looks like we’re going to do that,” he observes. “It’s also a very big year in fighting against extreme poverty. It’s 2015. The Millennium Development Goals, which are the ‘report card’ that’s issued on how we’re doing in this fight, ends and a new one starts. At the moment they’re called some shite name, the Sustainable Development Goals… Part II. ‘SDGs’.

It sounds like some sexually transmitted disease (laughs). It’s really a failure of imagination.

“But the MDGs end next year. It’s also the

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30th anniversary of Live Aid and you have a rising continent of Africa. The economy is going through the roof. Just over six per cent of most non-oil, even oil-based economies; by 2050 nearly twice the population of China, a third of the world’s youth, will live there. Massively resourced with gold, silver, Coltan, forestry — the second biggest rainforest in the world is there — so how do we continue in the fight and celebrate the successes that have been made by new leadership in the developing world? And just as we’re getting into this new rising Africa narrative… boom! Ebola!”

He pauses for a moment and sadly shakes his head. “I’ve done this for a long time now, but even for me, seeing that [photograph of a] child alone on a stone floor, naked, dying in her own excrement while health workers stood back, too afraid to pick her up, too afraid to hold her in her last hours, too afraid to warm her… you saw that on the cover of the New York Times? It’s just the most upsetting thing. We’re looking at how to deal with this without resorting to the old narratives; the guilt narratives, the hectoring narratives.”

So are you taking a step back?

“A lot of what I do now is back office,” he nods. “Sometimes I just think, ‘I’ll keep my head down’. The most important stuff of the last few years, one is done; anti-corruption legislation which will probably bore the arse off you, but it’s basically making it illegal not to publish what you pay for mining rights in a developing country, if you publish on a European or American stock exchange. And there’s been a lot of resistance to it but we’ve got it through in Europe, thanks to, believe it or not, Richard Bruton.”

With the jet about to land at Cologne Bonn Airport, he reminds drummer Larry Mullen Jr — who’s sitting across the aisle — of the first time U2 played in Germany. “Arriving in a van in Berlin, going into Customs in 1982... remember that, Larry? When they brought the sniffer dogs and they made us open the back and they found all these lads in damp sleeping bags, trying to sleep — us! They thought we were smuggling people.”

Bono laughs and raises his glass. “This is better! I love the new Germany.”

Songs of Innocence is out now on Island Records.

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INTERVIEW: STUART CLARK

BLOCKBUSTING WRITER LEE CHILD TALKS TO GO RAIL ABOUT HIS FAMOUS JACK REACHER CHARACTER, TOM CRUISE’S CINEMATIC TILT AT PLAYING HIM AND WHAT IT FEELS LIKE HAVING A FORMER US PRESIDENT AS A FAN.

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ee Child is one of the world’s most popular authors. His Jack Reacher novels have sold 70 million copies and count Tom Cruise and Bill Clinton as fans. It’s quite an achievement for Child, a former employee of the UK’s Granada television who was unceremoniously sacked in the mid ‘90s.

Facing an uncertain future, Lee decided to have a go at this novel-writing lark with the first Jack Reacher book, Killing Floor, coming out two years later and shooting straight to the top of the New York Times Fiction List.

Since then here’s scarcely paused for breath: he’s published 19 Reacher novels with a 20th already penciled in for next year.

Reacher, a former Major in the US Army Police Corps, became a truly global phenomenon in 2012, when he was turned into big screen flesh and bone by Tom Cruise – who’s a foot shorter than his fictional counterpart but, hey, that’s Hollywood!

“I was cautious about Cruise being so radically different to Reacher physically, but we all just figured, ‘Let’s get past that and see how he does vibe and personality-wise’. Which was ‘really well!’

Within five minutes I’d totally bought into Tom as Jack.”

Authors are traditionally frozen out of the moviemaking process: in this instance Child was a regular visitor to the studio.

“Contractually, you’ve no involvement, no veto, no say, no nothing. Because they were all Reacher fans they wanted me on board and to be supportive

of it,” the 59-year-old explains. “I had an open invitation to the set anytime I wanted. They talked to me constantly and even gave me a little scene in the movie.

“As for Tom, he’d read all the books. He’s an incredibly skilled story person. It was amazing how deeply he was into it. He’d already anticipated everything I was going to say. He totally knew it, he really did.”

Cruise isn’t the only devotee of Reacher.

“David Cameron’s wife is a reader and so is Cherie Blair,” he smiles. “Stephen King’s a fan, as is Bill Clinton. Every book that comes out, Bill sends me a handwritten note telling me what he thinks of it. It’s actually quite surreal!”

When not wowing ex-Presidents with his storytelling, Child can be found challenging the power that Amazon wields over the book industry.

“It’s a misconception on a lot of people’s part that the price of a book is mainly down to what it physically costs to print and distribute,” he proffers.

“They don’t see the two or three years of research and writing that goes into it – in other words, the human cost. Amazon’s line that eBooks should be radically cheaper than physical books just doesn’t fly economically. I’m in the fortunate position of being a successful published author. What about the guys who are just starting out? Authors are having their work devalued by Amazon, and I’ll do everything in my power to fight it.”

Lee Child’s latest novel Personal – his 19th in the Jack Reacher series – is out now via Bantam Press.

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INTERVIEW: OLAF TYARANSEN PHOTOS: KATHRIN BAUMBACH

HE’S THE NEW IRISH SINGER ON EVERYONES’ LIPS. SAY HELLO TO WICKLOW CHART-TOPPER HOZIER.

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014 isn’t over yet. However, it’s already likely Irish rock historians of the future will remember it as ‘the year of Hozier’. The 24-year-old Wicklow native himself will almost certainly recall it fondly.

recording as a young teenager,” he continues. “I kept writing and sending my demos to whoever would take them. Caroline gave me a lot of advice, pointed me in the right direction. It was only in the last couple of months, really, that she came on board officially as my manager.”

Born and raised in Wicklow, he and his older brother spent their early years in Greystones. “I went to school in Bray, but I didn’t actually grow up there,” he explains. “We moved out to Greystones and then to Newcastle in Co. Wicklow. It was quiet, you know, kind of rural, very countryside farm stuff.”

His mother is an artist, his father a former musician.

Although his parents had been brought up Catholic, they chose to raise their two sons as Quakers. “I guess my parents wanted to instill some kind of sense of spirituality. They were from Catholic backgrounds, and they didn’t want to raise us as Catholics. They turned their backs on the Church as early as they could, I think. I’ve nothing really to say about that other than it was nice going to Sunday school.”

Is that where the Gospel elements in his music might have come from?

“I wouldn’t say so, no. The Gospel elements are more from an interest in African-American music.”

His father was a blues fan and introduced his son to the greats at a very young age. “A lot of ’50s, ‘60s Chicago blues. Muddy Waters, Howlin’ Wolf,” he recalls. “As a kid, The Blues Brothers was my favourite movie. I used to watch that next to Disney films. Then, growing up, I gained an interest and a fascination with blues, looked into Delta blues and Texas blues.

“I was fascinated, very hungry to know more about it and more about Gospel music. That’s when I started learning guitar, teaching myself. At the age of 14 or

Hozier’s been living in the fast lane of late. “It’s totally mental – go, go, go!” the towering, 24-year-old, singer-songwriter laughs. “But in a really good way.”

So far this year he’s clocked up millions of YouTube views for his radio smash ‘Take Me To Church’; performed at music festivals everywhere from Glastonbury and Newport to Spain and Stradbally; and made memorable appearances on such influential TV shows as David Letterman, The Ellen DeGeneres Show and Later…With Jools Hollands. Most importantly, his self-titled debut album went platinum within a week of its September release.

It might seem as though Hozier – full name Andrew Hozier Byrne – has suddenly shot to fame out of nowhere. In fact he’s been bubbling under for quite some time, his rapid rise accelerated by the fact he’s ably managed by the uber-connected Caroline Downey of concert promoters MCD. “Caroline was always very supportive,” he says.

“She would have first heard me performing when I was a student in St. Gerard’s in Bray. I went to school with her daughter. We’d have a music festival, a day where the students could perform any song that they wanted. That’s where I found my legs as a solo performer. I used to play blues stuff and sing in the choir. It was where Caroline first heard me singing.

“She was very supportive and put me in touch with people like Mark Crossingham at Universal Ireland, just handing in demos, because I was already

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15, I picked up an electric guitar and started trying to figure stuff out. Just listening to blues, John Lee Hooker and stuff like that.”

Hozier dropped out of a Trinity BA in Music when Universal offered him a chance to record demos. “It was a no-going-back moment. I wanted to do this, didn’t want to finish the course I was doing.”

Hozier’s decision to go for broke as a musician didn’t come as a surprise to his family. He had already played and sang with avant-garde Dublin group Nova Collective with the Trinity Orchestra.

He was a highly-regarded member of Irish choral group Anúna from 2009 to 2012, and appeared as a soloist on their 2012 release Illumination, singing ‘La Chanson de Mardi Gras’. He toured and sang with the group internationally.

“I joined Anúna when I was 16,” he recalls. “I did a little bit of touring with them. It was great to be around voices in harmony. I always loved the sound of voices singing together, whether choirs, congregational singing, shanties. It was a great education to be around textures like that.”

All of these formative musical influences are discernible in his debut. Hozier was produced by Rob Kirwan, who has previously worked with the likes of PJ Harvey and Delorentos. While the album doesn’t feature another song as immediately striking as ‘Take Me To Church’, its brilliant, slow-burn blend of folk, blues, gospel and rock has much to recommend it.

Lyrically, it’s quite dark, with recurrent themes and images of sex, death and decay. On ‘Like Real People Do’, he sings, “I had a thought, dear/ However, scary/ About that night/ The bugs and the dirt/ Why were you digging/ What did you bury/ Before those hands pulled me from the earth?”

“I’m looking at death in different ways. There

are a lot of things to it. In blues and Gospel, there are themes that bleed into the music. I’m not a very religious person – but the way Gospel music looks at death and looks at spirituality and at God is very beautiful.

“So there’s a lot of sex and death on the album,” he continues. “Death is something that I would have thought about, as a quite macabre child. And even with some Irish writers and stuff, Seamus Heaney and the like, there’s a lot about the land on it and just decaying. I spent a few years thinking about what it is to die, what it is to return to the land and return to the earth.”

The song ‘In A Week’ is about the corpses of two lovers rotting side by side in a field, being slowly devoured by Mother Nature: “I have never known peace/ Like the damp grass that yields to me/ I have never known hunger/ Like these insects that feast on me.”

“That’s essentially about returning to the bottom of the food chain,” he explains. “I can’t say why. As I say, maybe it’s just a little bit macabre on my part.

The album, for me, is about trying to be as human as possible. If there’s darkness, it’s because I am trying to be naturally human. There are three very important things to do as a human: be born, have sex and make new life, and die. Dying is one of the most important things you can do - as a person, as a human. It’s also the last thing we’ll do.”

Before Hozier gets around to that, he’s hopefully got a lot of living left to do. “Yeah, my schedule is already crazy for a long time ahead,” he says. “Which is great, you know. It’s promising. Depending on how the album goes, I could be on the road for more than a year.”

Hozier is out now on Island/Rubyworks.

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HOLLYWOOD BAD-BOY TURNED SUPERSTAR TURNED FAMILY MAN, ROBERT DOWNEY JR. IS A MAN OF CONSTANT REINVENTIONS. HE TALKS TO ROE MCDERMOTT ABOUT HIS EXTRAORDINARY LIFE AND CAREER.

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s Robert Downey Jr. struts into a suite at the Four Seasons in Los Angeles, turns a dining chair backwards and sits on it like a rebellious teenager, you know you’re in the presence of a star – a very self-aware one at that. The 49-year-old actor seems to revel in his reputation as Hollywood’s biggest redemption story: the bad boy-turned-matinee idol.

on the set of Gothika.

Their first project as co-producers, The Judge is a family and courtroom drama co-starring Robert Duvall and Vera Farmiga. Downey plays Hank, an arrogant lawyer on the brink of divorce who returns to his childhood home where his estranged father (Duvall), an esteemed judge, is suspected of murder.

While building his father’s defence, Hank is forced to confront old ghosts and hard family truths he’s long tried to forget. Was it easy to leave behind the punchlines and action of The Avengers and slip back into heavier, more human fare?

Adopting the air of a pontificating thespian, Downey gestures flamboyantly. “Well you know, I’m a very multi-faceted artist,” he jokes. “No, really, I guess you could call this film a drama – there’s a lot in it that’s heart-breaking. I’d be lying in bed reading the script and Susan would be like ‘Are you crying reading that script again? You better pull yourself together.’ The film is also exceptionally entertaining.

There are three trials going on; the trial between him and his Dad, the trial going on back home with the missus, and the actual trial in the courtroom. There’s always wit and humour in these exchanges. If you know lawyers who are out for each other’s throats and you record their conversation there are always these moments of passion and hilarity. That’s the achievement of The Judge; it has moments of such wisdom and humour. And they blend. This script is like a Swiss watch; if you take out one part the other parts don’t work, it doesn’t land on the same message. I just think it’s great.”

Hank is a slimy but brilliant lawyer, who easily cuts people down to size, both in the courtroom and out. It’s a trait Downey’s characters always seem to

He was the promising young star who wowed in Wonder Boys , the character actor who won hearts in Ally McBeal; a thespian force-of-nature Oscarnominated for Chaplin. And then he lost it all.

Struggles with addiction and the law landed him in prison; studios feared his relapses so much that for years no-one would insure him on a film set.

But he clawed his way back to sobriety, Hollywood’s graces and his audience’s hearts. He found international fame with Iron Man, playing Tony Stark, the arrogant and swaggering millionaire who eventually comes to head up a band of superheroes.

Sarcastic, over-confident and charming, Stark was the perfect role for Downey, as they shared a philosophical journey. They both had to make a decision to fight for their lives, to overcome their weaknesses – and both did so so effectively that they’re now worshipped as something greater than just a mere man.

But after immersing himself in the worlds of Gods, monsters and villains for so long, Downey has returned to pure human drama. The actor is starring in The Judge, also the first film from Downey’s new production company Team Downey. The name is meaningful; he has created the company with his wife Susan Downey, a noted producer who he met

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Robert Downey Jnr. & Robert Duval in The Judge

possess, from his role as the perceptive lawyer Larry on Ally McBeal, to the genius detective Sherlock, to crime reporter Paul Avery in Zodiac, to the acerbic Tony Stark. The actor admits he’s drawn to characters who are analytical and understand people – but through ego or fear, refuse to turn that searing, penetrating stare back onto themselves.

“The thing is, Hank can’t really see himself,” Downey explains. “He knows he’s in crisis. He doesn’t feel it.

He’s a pretty shut-down guy. He is in his life mentally and physically, not emotionally. He’s in complete flight from the ramifications of the way he’s behaved emotionally. He is also very accustomed to winning, and a lot of his identity is tied up in that. And, of course, the fact that his father is a judge and Hank’s a big time defence attorney says a lot about him.”

It’s easy to see why Downey would be attracted to the role; the theme of trying but failing to escape personal problems feeds into his past struggles with addiction. He grows pensive, thoughtful, resting his face on his cheek and hiding his face slightly. “Yeah, I suppose that stuff does speak to me. Every day he has to jump through some sort of flaming hoop. I’d never really played a part that had so much to do with salvation and redemption. By the end, I realised it was actually a very cathartic, necessary departure for me. You tend to want to be what you think people want you to be. And it’s such a dangerous pitfall.

I see it all the time with folks, where you fall into whatever the easiest expectations people have of you.”

Avoiding that pitfall isn’t easy – nor is erasing the

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narratives that are created for you, by yourself or by others. For years, Downey straddled the chasm that separate his real life from his persona. Though struggling, he was always the party boy, always up for a good time. Now, he’s balancing being a superstar heartthrob with being a family man with a past.

“You just have to survive the narrative... the narrative has such a weight of its own, you know what I mean? It’s like being in a bad relationship. You just have to wait until they move out. I think there’s always unsavoury aspects of yourself where you have to re-examine that and make sure you’re not making something part of your own narrative that you don’t want. Ultimately, all I want to do is put my head down on the pillow at night and not be in a bad space with myself.”

For now, it seems he’s sleeping easy. Happily married to Susan for nearly 10 years, the couple have a son Exton, and are expecting a baby girl in November. With his family expanding and The Judge exploring themes of family history and reputation, Downey admits he has thought about what his own legacy will be – and he’d like it to be colourful.

“You know what I love about icons of Hollywood?

You find out all this crap about them. ‘Oh she was a bitch, oh he was gay, oh she was so cheap.’ I’d like people to think about me like that one day! As a stingy, mean lesbian!” He takes a moment to think.

“No, I mean I’m almost 50 and I do need to grow up a little bit, so my legacy? I will have to get back to you on that.”

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One of Ireland’s most celebrated athletes, Corkonian Derval O’Rourke says her favourite train journey is that between Dublin and her beloved home town.

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hroughout her decorated career, travel was kind to Derval O’Rourke. Trips to Gothenburg and Barcelona saw the athlete twice return as a European Championship medallist, while a journey to Moscow saw her bring back gold from the World Indoor Championships. As it turns out, though, there’s a journey far closer to home that holds a special place in her heart.

“Over 14 years I’ve spent quite a lot of time on the Cork-Dublin line,” she tells GoRail. “I lived in Dublin for 14 years, so I used to call it the train to Cork; now I’m back living in Cork so it’s the train to Dublin!”

The route – in both directions – has plenty of appeal to O’Rourke, who last year retired as one of the most successful competitors in Irish athletics history. Indeed, train travel in general is something the 33-year-old enjoys.

“Any time I’m on the train I’m really happy. On one hand, I can go on my laptop and get work done; I have a lot of projects going on, like my cookbook, so life is kind of busy. On the other hand, I love to talk to people, and the train is always good for that.”

It’s probably not surprising that fans would want

to have a chat with a world-beating superstar like O’Rourke, but the genial Cork woman insists that it happened long before she achieved fame on the track.

“Before anyone knew me, people used to always talk to me!” she laughs. “I think it’s something to do with my face; there’s something about freckles that makes people want to talk to me!”

The love affair with the route between Ireland’s first and third cities began for O’Rourke when she began college in Dublin.

“I did my degree in UCD, and my Masters up there too. When I think of the train, the very first thing I connect it with is college. My first year of college I’d say I got it every weekend; I was just so homesick for Cork that I’d come home every weekend!”

And, like most students, O’Rourke would make the most of being back in the family home.

“I used to wash nothing in Dublin,” she laughs.

“God bless my poor mother! I’d come and dump all my dirty clothes on the floor, and by the time I’d leave on a Sunday evening everything would be cleaned and ironed. She’d also go and do a full food shop and pack it into my bag for me; I’d be dragging it onto the train, it was so heavy! My dad used to give out to her, telling her there were

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shops in Dublin; it was like she’d just refuse to believe it.”

Last year, O’Rourke married another Cork-born Olympian, sailor Peter O’Leary; she reveals that the journey has even given them a little joke they like to share. “We’ll ring each other, doing the voice of the driver, and go ‘Mallow Station, last stop Mallow Station!’ That’s the last one before Cork; you always get a bit of a buzz because you know you’re almost home. And then, of course, you hit the tunnel and lose reception, but it doesn’t matter because it just means you’re back!”

Having made a career of living life in the fast lane, O’Rourke shows no sign of slowing down; juggling media commitments, a new-found passion for writing cookbooks, and as a player rep with the Irish Rugby Union Players Association, there’s always another exciting commitment coming down the tracks.

At least she knows that she can always travel in style.

“The train is a luxury,” she reflects. “I find it really nice. Life can be busy enough; it’s a relaxing place for me.”

Derval O’Rourke's Food For The Fast Lane is out now through Gill&Macmillan

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THE SCRIPT ARE IRELAND’S BIGGEST ROCK EXPORT SINCE U2. WITH THEIR CROKE PARK GIG RECENTLY DECLARED A SELL-OUT, THEY DISCUSS THEIR NEW ALBUM AND PLANS FOR THE FUTURE...

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t’s shaping up to be another memorable year for chart-topping rock band The Script. The group, responsible for hits such as ‘The Man Who Can’t Be Moved’ and ‘Breakeven’, are toasting a sell-out date at Croke Park next year and the success of their fourth album, No Sound Without Silence.

It shot to No 1 in the Irish charts the week of its release

thought, ‘Let’s leave space between the words and the notes’.”

“The point at which everything came together was when we recorded ‘Without These Songs’,” says Danny referring to the album standout that, over the course of three strings-drenched minutes, manages to namecheck Johnny Cash, Mick Jagger, Frank Sinatra, Elvis Presley, Nirvana, Michael Jackson and John Lennon.

“All the good stuff!” he beams. “You’ve the juxtaposition between that and ‘Superheroes’, which we knew straight away was the big ‘kerpow, we’re back!’ single.”

And one that’s accompanied by a stunning video shot in Johannesburg’s Alexandra township.

“We wanted to tell the story of how it’s often the smallest people who are going through the biggest battles – and winning,” Mark recounts. “We’ve a bit of an allegiance with South Africa going back to our first time playing there on the Science & Faith tour.

Instead of the 5,000 or 6,000 we were expecting, there were 20,000 people the first night, 25,000 the next... it was crazy!

“We had another gig there in June and thought, ‘Why don’t we do something?’ Not to change the world or make ourselves look good, but to acknowledge the people who are doing remarkable things in the hardest of circumstances.”

Venturing into Alexandra, where 58 people were murdered last year, is not something recommended in the guide-books.

“We were warned and warned and warned about how lawless Alexandra can be – the police don’t go in there so we had 40 local guys looking after us – but the vibes couldn’t have been more positive,” Mark continues. “We went down with a 3K rig, built a

“The album’s like an audio photograph of where we were at the time,” guitarist Mark Sheehan, who reveals it was recorded as they toured the United States. “‘That guitar solo? New Mexico’. ‘The chorus?

Colorado’. Each place had its own energy which imprinted itself on the music.”

While considerably more successful than they were during their dank James Street’ shed days, The Script still retain the ‘us against the world’ attitude they started out with when they first formed in 2001.

“Once I left The Voice and we took ourselves out of the public eye, it was back to three lads doing what they love, which is making music together,” singer and former reality TV coach Danny O’Donoghue explains. “I talk to other bands and it’s like, ‘Bleeding hell, the hard second album!’ but once you escape from the clutches of the press – no offence! – and all that other stuff, it’s really not that daunting. If I feel pressure, I’ll write a song about being pressurised. If I feel uncreative, I’ll write a song about feeling uncreative. Good or bad, everything feeds into the music.”

Sheehan agrees: “No Sound Without Silence was the album mantra from pretty much day one. I love and stand over the last album 100%, but with all the rapping and lyrics and other ideas we packed in, it was a bit exhausting to listen to. This time we

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stage and just started playing. We were jamming all day and the locals didn’t stop dancing and clapping. It was amazing.

“We were going round, after, thanking them and they said, ‘Will you come back tomorrow so we can sing for you in our youth centre?’ So, we went back without security this time and got stopped by the police who were like, ‘Lads, are youze lost? We think you’ve taken a wrong-turn!’

Thank God they let us through because it was one of the best shows I’ve ever seen in my life.

“There were about 16 women with no professional training putting on this show marking 70-years of women’s liberation in South Africa. They were playing Winnie Mandela and all these other important figures; it was heartwrenching stuff. They sang from the moment they started. No lights, no nothing, just pure talent. If Oprah Winfrey saw them and put them on her show, it’d be the biggest fucking thing ever.”

So enamoured was Mark of the Alexandra township crew that he’s hoping to bring them over to Ireland for a show.

“I haven’t been able to look into the logistics of it yet, but I would love, love, love for it to

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happen.”

Another of No Sound Without Silence’s big tunes is ‘Paint The Town Green’, an emigrant’s tale that with couplets like “I know you’re missing home, it’s been so long since you’ve been/ And the life you had in Dublin now is nothing but a dream” will have ‘em crying into their Guinness, from Melbourne to Milwaukee.

“And Montreal, Mumbai and Mombassa,” Danny rues. “You’ve 1,000 people being forced to leave every week, which is shameful.

Everywhere we go, we run into Irish emigrants, some of whom are in New Zealand, Australia, America or wherever illegally, and can’t go home.

“Whenever we play abroad there’s an ocean of green, which in one way is great – but in another is really depressing because a lot of them would rather be back in Ireland. We wanted to give those people a song they can claim ownership of. And sing at football games. We have to qualify for the World Cup or the Euros so we can do the song!”

No Sound Without Silence is out now on Columbia Records.

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INTERVIEW: COLM O'REGAN

WHEN VINCENT CLEARY LEFT HIS HOME IN CO. OFFALY TO SEEK HIS FORTUNE, HIS FIRST JOB WAS CLEANING TOILETS IN A FIVE-STAR HOTEL IN GERMANY. A FEW YEARS LATER HE WAS RUNNING THE PLACE. NOW HE HEADS UP HIS FAMILY’S ORGANIC DAIRY BUSINESS GLENISK, WHICH PRODUCES AROUND 50 MILLION SERVINGS OF YOGHURT ANNUALLY.

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’ve always been a firm believer,” says Vincent Cleary, “that if you want something done, do it yourself.” As managing director of a company which has stayed within the family since its inception 26 years ago, it’s an attitude that has served Cleary well.

Cleary procured seven acres (“of glorified bogland,” he laughs) and a herd of goats, and made the decision to move into a small mobile home on a short-term basis. At least, that was the plan.

“We stayed there, my wife will remind me, for eight years.”

By the end of the eight years, the mobile home was falling apart, with pots and pans strategically placed to capture rain leaking through the roof. But Cleary is in no doubt that it was the right decision to persevere.

“I was determined to make it work even though it took longer than anticipated. I could’ve folded after year one or year two and changed direction, but I was convinced it was a good idea. That it was successful is the reason I’m here right now.”

There was another huge shift within the company around the same period; one year after returning to Ireland, Cleary was instrumental in the move into organic production in 1995, and it was his German experience that was so instructive in the decision.

“During trips to the supermarket there, I could see these unknown brands appearing on shelves. Being organic was their point of difference. I thought, ‘This suits us down to the ground’. The more I thought about it, the more it made sense that Ireland should evolve to be the premium food provider of Europe.

“I was amazed that no-one was doing anything on any real commercial scale organically. There was a few, raising a few goats or a few chickens organically. I was coming at it from an angle where it could differentiate Glenisk from the crowd, but the more I got into it, the more logical a fit I saw for the rest of Ireland.”

Of course, the awareness of organic produce in 1995 was a far cry from what one would find in Ireland today. “We were buying organic milk from Ireland’s only organic farmers back then,” Cleary points out. “Fast forward 19 years and we’re now 50 farmers strong; one of the fastest growing brands in Ireland, even in recessionary times.”

Cleary has little doubt that the growth of the

The genesis was in 1987 at the family homestead in Killeigh, Co. Offaly, where Glenisk began in the farmhouse itself, with Cleary’s father at the helm.

“It was basically making yoghurt in a churn,” Cleary says. “My mother was chief production manager back then, and my brothers and I were the consumer panel. Once we figured that she had nailed it, we finally moved into our factory a year later. It was small and humble, but a big step up for us.”

The big steps kept on coming; now, Glenisk is an unqualified success story. The firm makes more than 50 million servings of yoghurt every year, while their market share has grown exponentially in the last 24 months. The firm is widely regarded as one of the standard-bearers in organic production, both here in Ireland and abroad. In the long journey to this point, however, it was leaving the fields of Offaly behind which taught Vincent invaluable lessons.

At 20 years old, he moved to Germany in the hopes of making his fortune; what he found was a little different from the idyllic existence he had imagined.

“I got a job cleaning toilets and I did that for three months. I must have cleaned good toilets,” he laughs, “because I got promoted! It was a five-star hotel, and I continually got promoted. It was new territory for me, but I loved it. I stayed there for seven years; in the end, I was managing the place.”

Having learned from his time living in Bavaria, Cleary returned to Ireland and to his old job within the family business. It was a different Ireland than the one he had left behind. “I could sense there were things happening. I came back full of ideas, and one of the ideas was a product we weren’t doing; goat's milk.”

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Vincent Cleary, owner of Glenisk Yogurts, on the family farm in Killeigh, County Offaly.

business has been directly connected to the increase in customers’ concerns regarding how food is produced. “You’re dealing with a more educated, and more questioning consumer.

They’re all reading the back of the pack. Even five years ago, we would meet people saying, ‘I like organic, but what does it mean? What does it stand for?’ More and more consumers are even asking us the difficult questions; I’d like to think that we explore all the answers.”

Indeed, it isn’t just on these shores that Glenisk is increasing their customer base; the last number of years has seen the brand grow enormously in foreign markets.

Some are predictable: “The UK is our largest export market,” Cleary explains, also noting success in Spain and France. Others, however, are a little more surprising. “Our fastest growing market at the moment is in Dubai."

“I haven’t been there personally,” he laments.

“But I get photographs! I was giving it six months when we started, before the people of the Emirates would build their own yogurt factories. It was later, when they were ordering more and more off us, that I realised they are living in a city environment surrounded by sand. They don’t, and will never, have green fields and cows.”

Cleary’s focus, however, is on the lush landscape here at home.

“My dream is of Ireland being a completely organic country. Some might say that’s pious, or a bit far-fetched, but I like to think it could happen. That’s why we come into work every day saying ‘What can we do to improve?’”

For Glenisk, that approach simply involves a healthy, organic product, and a focus on quality. “Once you get into the mindset that there’s always room for improvement, it’s a continuous journey.”

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INTERVIEW: COLM O’REGAN

AS IRISH RUGBY GEARS UP FOR THE COMING SEASON WITH GREAT EXPECTATIONS, GORAIL TALKS TO DAVE KEARNEY AND ROBBIE HENSHAW, TWO YOUNG STARS WHO ARE HOPING TO MAKE 2015 A YEAR TO REMEMBER.

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verything will need to come together next year, but we have the confidence and belief to win the World Cup.”

Justice was, thankfully, done; Kearney and his teammates could set off on a lap of honour to celebrate their victory. Indeed, he would have been celebrating another trophy win later in the season, but the untimely injury suffered in the Pro12 play-offs meant he missed the final against Glasgow. Kearney is pragmatic when evaluating his bad luck in the context of his extraordinary year.

“If you said to me ‘You’ll score twice in your debut; start against the All Blacks; play every minute of the Six Nations, win a Six Nations medal but end the season with a big injury’? I’d have taken it. You get greedy, though. It took a bit of the gloss off the season for a while, but now I realise how fortunate I was to get all that game time.”

Of course, the Louth-born 25 year old needs little reminder of how lucky he is, having seen one of his Leinster teammates suffer a career ending injury last year.

“We were all gutted when Eoin O’Malley had to retire. Like me, he did his cruciate and also broke his fibula. We had a big game coming up that we thought he’d be back for. Then he had to get an operation, and another one after that. Suddenly he realises he can’t play anymore. It’s hard to see a talented guy go through that. He came in and told the squad he was giving up and, well, it was heartbreaking.”

While O’Malley’s enforced retirement was a bitter pill to swallow, the departure of another centre made an even bigger impression. Brian O’Driscoll’s place in the pantheon of Irish and world rugby has long been assured, and his decision to call time on a glittering career has left big boots to fill.

“Obviously we miss having him around, and on the pitch as well. It does give other guys an opportunity, though.”

In the national side, the opportunity could well fall to a player who turned six on the day O’Driscoll made his Irish debut. Now 21 – and widely regarded as one of the brightest young stars in the game – Robbie Henshaw is coming to terms with the prospect of replacing Ireland’s greatest ever international.

“It’s definitely a little bit intimidating” laughs Henshaw. “I mean, what a massive role to fill.”

Thus far, the full-back turned centre has collected just two senior caps; like Kearney, injury prevented him from playing a part during the summer tour

Dave Kearney’s statement of intent will be music to the ears of sports fans all over Ireland. The road to England 2015 starts now, as the men in green welcome South Africa, Georgia and Australia to Aviva Stadium for the Guinness November Series.

Unfortunately, time may prove to be against Kearney in his quest to recover from a cruciate ligament tear sustained in May; it seems he will be denied the chance to repeat his heroics of this time last year.

“That November period was big for me; it was all pretty surreal. I had a good feeling Joe Schmidt would bring me on in the second half against Samoa.

With only 20 minutes, you want to be busy and get your hands on the ball as much as you can.

Thankfully I was on the end of a few nice moves, which got me on the scoresheet.”

The joy of scoring two tries on his international debut, though, was quickly dampened by a devastating last-minute defeat at the hands of the reigning world champions, New Zealand. Despite the obvious disappointment, Kearney endeavoured to turn it into a positive.

“You’re always gutted when you lose games. In the dressing-room afterwards we were deflated, but going into the Six Nations the fact that we should have beaten the All Blacks was a huge confidence booster.”

That boost in confidence paid major dividends; a few months later, Kearney was celebrating in Paris as a Six Nations winner. Having swept all but England aside, the men in green squared off against France in a game that, once again, came down to the closing seconds.

“To be honest, there was a moment with a few minutes to go that I thought ‘Are we going to let this slip? Is this going to be the All Blacks over again?’

Thankfully it wasn’t!”

And of the disallowed French try that would have snatched victory from Ireland’s grasp?

“I was right beside it and saw the ball land in front. I was straight over to the touch-judge saying ‘Forward pass, forward pass!’ and asking him to go to the video referee. Some of the lads were at different angles and couldn’t see, so I was saying it to them as well.”

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of Argentina. Adding to his total, though, is definitely on the cards.

“International ambitions are always in the back of my mind. Missing out on a couple of caps in the summer was pretty annoying. At the moment, it’s just about playing well for the province. It’s very hard not to get too distracted when you have people talking to you every day about the World Cup! It is tough; everyone is so keen on asking these questions, because it’s what everyone is looking forward to.”

O’Driscoll himself has ordained the Athlone native as his natural successor, and he’s not the only Test rugby centurion to be impressed.

Legendary All Black Mils Muliaina – a recent signing at Connacht – described his new teammate Henshaw as ‘a machine’ and praised both his physical nature and the way he plays the game.

A physical presence in the centre of the park, he is equally impactful in attack and defence, his ball-carrying abilities matched by crunching tackles and keen work at the breakdown. His performances so far this term have helped his province reach the top half of the Guinness Pro12 table; rarefied air for a team who have struggled to shake the ‘fourth province’ tag.

“It’s been a great start. If we were offered this position, at this point in the season, we would Robbie Henshaw

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have taken it. Things have changed since 12 months ago. We’re striving to finish sixth, if not higher. We want to get back into the main European competition, the Champions Cup. That’s our main goal.”

His personal ambitions, though, lie with a slightly different shade of green, and he’s in no mood to waste time either.

“The November Series is the starting place in terms of building the squad for the World Cup. Realistically, it’s where everyone wants to be. Hopefully, I will. I want to be selected in the team, and get some more caps. At this moment, though, it’s about focusing on performing, because playing good rugby and always improving is the main thing.”

As far as inspiration is concerned, Henshaw knows just where to find it.

“You look at Dave Kearney last year, where he had an amazing run from November into the Six Nations. When he got a chance, he took it with two hands. He did a good job in every game. And it really paid off. It just goes to show how concentrating on your performances will see you get opportunities. He’s the perfect example.”

Both Kearney and Henshaw will be hoping to be back in the green shirt soon. Deep down, though, they’re dreaming of gold.

Eat Sleep & Drink Rugby A TRIP TO A RUGBY INTERNATIONAL ISN’T JUST ABOUT THE 80 MINUTES ON THE FIELD; IT’S ABOUT A GREAT WEEKEND! AVIVA STADIUM TOUR Any rugby fan will definitely appreciate an opportunity to go behind the scenes on a tour of the Aviva Stadium. Here, you can visit the Irish dressing room and have a chance to sit in the seat of your heroes, walk through the players’ tunnel and go pitchside to view the hallowed turf and the dugouts.

Tel: 01 232 0878 Web: avivastadium.ie/tours CRUNCH TIME When hunger strikes, there are plenty of options in the general vicinity of the stadium. The LineOut Bar in Sandymount Hotel is ideal for a bite before the game, while if you’re feeling peckish after the afternoon’s action, The Chophouse is one of the better eateries in the capital. If you’re looking for something quick, Juniors makes sandwiches that are definitely worth a try!

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Juniors, 2 Bath Avenue, Dublin 4 Tel: 01 664 3648 Web: juniors.ie DRINK IT IN On match day, soaking up the atmosphere in the nearby bars is a key part of the experience, and there are some spots that you should definitely keep an eye out for. Doheny & Nesbitt and Searsons are both on the stretch between the city centre and Aviva Stadium, and are famous haunts before kick-off. Other southside staples of the rugby scene include the Horse Show House and Ryan’s Beggars Bush, both located in Ballsbridge.

Doheny & Nesbitt, 5 Baggot Street Lower, Dublin 2 Tel: 01 676 2945 Web: dohenyandnesbitts.ie Searsons, 42 Upper Baggot Street, Dublin 4 Tel: 01 660 0330 Web: searsonsbar.ie Horse Show House, 34 Merrion Road, Dublin 4 Tel: 01 668 9424 Web: madigan.ie Ryan’s Beggars Bush, 115 Haddington Road,

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THE BEAT LEGENDARY DJ DAVE FANNING SITS DOWN TO ENJOY THE FOOD AT THE GREEN HEN, AND REFLECTS ON U2'S EARLY DAYS, MEETING BOB DYLAN AND INTERVIEWING A-LIST STARS FOR THE MOVIE SHOW. I N TERVIEW: ROISIN DWYER P HOTOS: KATH RIN BAUMBAUCH

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ffectionately known as ‘the Irish John Peel’, there’s a lot more to Dave Fanning than his high-ranking weekend shows on 2FM.

in the '80s and there are about 26 now,” he says. “But when we did rule, we were literally, to use the Chemical Brothers phrase, ‘Superstar DJs’. I remember going down to Cork with Gerry Ryan and Mark Cagney to do The Beat On The Street and we had security (laughs). Gerry would be quite flamboyant and people would know him because he looked different. I was the cool guy doing the indie and the Irish bands. Gerry didn’t know what he was doing, he’d be playing The Human League and saying stupid things, like making fun of all the people. We had a certain ruling of the roost alright and that was great.”

At this juncture we are pulled back from Memory Lane by the arrival of our starters. Roast tomato and red pepper soup served with rustic bread for Dave and smoked salmon with avocado puree, horseradish, crème fraiche and pickled cucumber for me. Both delicious.

The diversion provides an opportunity to pick Mr Fanning’s brains about his years hosting The Movie Show; the number of screen icons he has had the opportunity to interview is dazzling.

“I would have a story about all of them so which story is the best,” he muses. “The thing I really like is when you get to interview people a few times and you see the changes. I remember I interviewed Cameron Diaz early in her career. She was a little Hollywood ingenue, very guarded and she had her make-up artist fixing her face as we talked. Then I met her four years later and you could see how she had tired of the whole Hollywood thing. She was brilliant, she was like ‘fuck all these people’. She had no makeup and didn’t give a damn and I loved all that.

“You get a buzz too when you interview Sandra Bullock for the sixth time and she remembers you and she’s like Dave call me Sandy, that’s a bit of a laugh,” he smiles.

Over the years Fanning has shot the breeze with many of his musical heroes including Leonard Cohen and Bob Dylan.

“Dylan was fantastic, I interviewed him in 2001 so he was about 60 but he looked absolutely great,” Dave says. “He was dressed like a cowboy in black. If you asked him something he didn’t want to answer he’d just deflect it. I’ve been to see him 16 times. The first time I saw him he was shite, and every other time he was worse. He’s just shite live but he comes

“Sky Arts are still showing a batch of my interviews and BBC6 have just finished airing a six-part series I did on Irish rock,” he says as we settle down to lunch in a cosy corner of The Green Hen in central Dublin. “I’m doing a lot of writing too. I did eight thousand words for The Daily Mail just the other day; an eight-page pullout on U2. So that took me a whole week.’

“I’m working quite a bit at the moment but do you know something, I’d like to be working even more,” he states. “You know the way they say if you want something done give it to a busy person? I’m much better when I’m firing on all cylinders.”

Given Dave’s hectic schedule, the two-course ¤17 lunch special at The Green Hen is the perfect option as it’s for diners who want quality fare but don’t have time to linger. But if you do, the friendly staff and comfy surrounds are very inviting! The restaurant is also now open late with an after-hours menu until 11pm on Friday and Saturday.

Over the years Dave has helmed numerous radio and television shows, covering music, film and the arts. But it is his musical chops he is most celebrated for and his long-standing support of a certain northside Dublin quartet was rewarded recently when he landed the first interview for their latest long-player.

“I did champion them in that U2 were the band I played most in the two years at the pirates,” he reminisces. “That was almost by default, the minute I started at the pirates, they were starting something. As people, I liked them a lot. I just thought they had a kind of enthusiasm that the other bands didn’t have.”

“They were the first session I did at 2FM,” he adds. “I remember I was the DJ at McGonagle’s club too and they played lots of gigs there. I also did six Tuesdays in a row in The Baggot Inn where The Blades would play, I never thought they’d get any further than The Baggot. It never occurred to me.”

Unbelievably 2FM turned 35 this year, what changes has Fanning seen since its heyday?

“Oh, it’s changed dramatically. There were three stations serving Dublin

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A MATTER OF TASTE ST UART CLARK BRI NGS YOU T H E L AT E ST FO O D IE N E WS

Wicklow Brewery

FRIENDS IN WICKLOW PLACES

It’s “hello” to the new Wicklow Brewery, which can be found loitering with considerable intent next to Mickey Finn’s Pub in Redcross. Their Irish Wheat Beer, Red Ale and Craft Lager can be sampled as part of the viewings and, more importantly, tastings that take place every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from 1pm-7pm. Soakage is available in the Brewery Bistro where the 12-hour Ale-Braised Pork Tacos and Crispy Ale Prawns – there’s a theme developing here! – rule the impressive gastropub roost. mickeyfinnspub.ie has all the details.

NICE AND CHEESY DOES IT

Go Eat! was always of the opinion that the best mozzarella came from the Campagna region of Italy but, nope, that accolade actually belongs to Toons Bridge near Macroom in County Cork where Toby Simmonds of the Real Olive Co. and farmer Johnny Lynch have their buffalo herd. Along with their permanent base in Cork City’s Old English Market, The Real Olive Co. take to the road every week for the foodie gatheringsin Galway, Moycullen, Ennis, Limerick, Naas, Farmleigh and the other locations listed on their therealoliveco. com website, which also has a next-day delivery online shop.

We recommend having their mozzarella the traditional Italian way; sliced with ripe tomatoes, basil leaves, a generous drizzle of virgin olive oil and salt and pepper to taste.

Pan fired fillet of cod

Beer battered fish and chips

to Dublin to see me and it’d be rude not to go and see him.”

At this point in proceedings we break to admire our main courses which have just arrived. Beer battered fish and chips with potted pea and baby onion, rocket and parmesan salad and tartar sauce for Dave, a generous portion cooked to perfection; and pan fried fillet of cod with mussel fricasse, herb gnocchi and cavolo nero for me. Mouth-watering is not sufficient praise.

A more curious entry on the Fanning CV is his stint as a judge on You’re A Star.

“Yeah I got a bit of a kicking for that,” he laughs. “It was great fun though, people coming in for the 94th time singing Mundy’s 'July'. God almighty! It was just hilarious. Nobody really ever becomes famous out of talent shows unless it’s the big ones in America. One in Ireland did though, in a Battle Of The Bands competition in Limerick with the Evening Press and Harp Lager. They went on to be the biggest rock band in the world for 25 years.”

The band’s name? U2, of course...

BANGKOK FOR YOUR BUCK

O’Connell Street in Limerick and Cork’s Carey Lane are the two places to descend on for what Go Eat reckons to be the best Asian street food in Ireland. The generous tenner mains in Aroi – it’s pronounced ‘Aroy’ and means delicious or tasty – include a creamy Red Duck Curry that fair brings a tear to the eye. The CharGrilled Catch of the Day and Crab Meat Fried Rice are also, ahem, to Thai for! Peruse the menu at aroi.eu.

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HIGHWAY TO SHELL

This issue’s ‘buy on sight!’ alert is for the Atlantic Seafood Company of Ireland’s Shellfish Butter, which includes rope-grown mussels, wild brown crabmeat and dillisk and dulse seaweed among its locally sourced ingredients. We road-tested it the other day in the seafood risotto we were cooking and were seriously impressed by the depth of flavour it added. See iascseafood.com for more.

HOWARD’S WAY

There have been some exciting foodie goings-on in Belfast’s Howard Street, most notably a major renovation at Deanes, which now houses three restaurants, each with its own unique atmosphere and menu.

Possibly the most sophisticated of all the Deanes eateries, EIPIC uses the freshest local ingredients to stunning effect. Its trademark Tasting Menu can be savoured for Friday lunch and Wednesday-Saturday dinner, which is served from 5.30pm-10pm. Highlights when we last popped in were the Duck, Young Turnips & Elderberries and the Heritage Tomatoes, Lobster & Dill. A totally different experience, Deanes Love Fish has an informal but stylish coastal interior, and a menu that includes Fritto Misto, Chili Oil & Aioli; Pot Roast Cod, Chickpea, Chorizo, Smoked Paprika & Tomato and a melt-in-the moth Sirloin Steak with Beef Dripping Chips & Garlic Butter among its signature dishes.

There’s more delicious carnivorous fare to be had in Deanes Meat Locker, where the charcoal grill is king. In addition to a wide range of steaks, favourites include a BBQ 1/2 Chicken and for seafood lovers, a perfectly executed Lobster Thermidor.

Located in the heart of Belfast, close to City Hall and major hotels including The Europa, The Fitzwilliam, Jurys, The Park Inn and Holiday Inn, dining at Deanes is most definitely an experience to cherish. Find out more at michaeldeane.ie or Tel. +44 (0)28 9033 1134.

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Why It’s The Perfect Time to Visit the

B E A U T I F U L C I T Y B Y T H E L E E

THERE’S PLENTY OF REASONS TO PUT THIS SOUTHERN GEM AT NUMBER ONE ON YOUR LIST OF DESTINATIONS THIS FESTIVE SEASON – HERE’S WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW IF YOU’RE THINKING OF TAKING THE TRAIN TO CORK.

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here are few experiences quite like taking the train to Kent Station in Cork. It’s wonderful to emerge from the tunnel on the approach to the station and arrive in the middle of one of Ireland’s most vibrant cities. There’s something for everyone in the Rebel County; perhaps even too much to cram into just one trip. That, though, is where we can help…

trip to St Fin Barre’s Cathedral, or a journey to play the iconic Shandon Bells at St Anne’s Church.

Strolling the streets will quickly introduce you to the charming character – and the charming characters! – for which Cork is famed. Despite what the temperatures might suggest, the city always offers the warmest of welcomes.

For natives, a walk down the thoroughfare of St Patrick’s Street is affectionately referred to as ‘doing Pana’. Of course, it’s changed quite a bit since the olden days, not least with the recent Opera Lane district. Leading towards the famous Cork Opera House, it’s a pedestrianized paradise for fashion fans, and boasts a host of leading brands and outlets.

If your shopping plans are more of the epicurean variety, however, your perfect spot lies across the street in the English Market. The scene of a

The city of Cork is small enough to explore without ever breaking sweat. Sitting on an island created by the channels of the River Lee, it’s home to a thriving arts scene, an abundance of pubs, cafés and restaurants, and all the buzz of a lively, cosmopolitan city. There’s also an abundance of historical value in the 800 year old settlement, from the remnants of the old city walls to striking architecture spanning the centuries. No trip to Cork should pass without a

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THREE THINGS YOU SHOULDN’T MISS The Long Valley The Winthrop Street bar might look unassuming from the outside, but their sandwiches are one of Cork’s best-kept secrets

See the Pana Shuffle mural Hidden on Mutton Lane – just off Patrick’s Street – is a huge mural of Cork faces, both familiar and otherwise. Don’t miss it!

Browse in Plugd Records One of the great independent stores in Ireland, the shop in the Triskel Arts Centre is a treasure trove for music lovers

St. Patrick’s Street, Cork

memorable visit by Queen Elizabeth in 2011, the massive covered market is seen by many as the heartbeat of the city, as traders offer the catches and harvests of the day. Upstairs, the renowned Farmgate Café makes use of its location by serving up the best of the mouthwatering produce on offer.

Mind, the whole city is a foodie’s dream, and there’s certainly no shortage of spots worth checking out. Isaacs – on McCurtain Street on the city’s northside – has earned a reputation as one of Cork’s crown jewels, while Jacques Restaurant on Oliver Plunkett Street has cooked up some of the finest local ingredients for Corkonians for over 25 years. Vegetarians, meanwhile, will be delighted with a visit to Café Paradiso, where the mantle creaks under the weight of awards collected by chef Denis Cotter.

When looking for options to wash down the fantastic food on offer, most proud Cork people would recommend one of the two stouts produced locally. Beamish and Murphy’s have been brewed in the city since the 1700s and 1800s respectively; while debate over which is superior constantly rages, the important thing for most Corkonians is that they’re both made in ‘The People’s Republic’!

Of course, there’s no shortage of other tipples to try; the Franciscan Well Brew Pub is responsible for some extremely impressive products (their Rebel Red is particularly outstanding), while

new kids on the block Rising Sons (located on Cornmarket Street) have turned more than a few heads with their offerings.

As far as where to enjoy a drink, you’ll be positively spoilt for choice. With everything from traditional bars to sprawling super-pubs and heaving clubs, Cork has nightlife to compete with anywhere. There’s few better ways to imbibe than in Sin É, the long established home of traditional music in the city. Slipping into the Coburg Street bar for a pint and a trad session is something that every visitor in Cork should do.

If you feel like letting your hair down and partying, then the enormous Crane Lane Theatre on Phoenix Street is ideal, as three rooms see live music and DJs playing until the wee hours. And, of course, if you’ve packed your dancing shoes, then a night on the tiles may be in order; the Voodoo Rooms on Oliver Plunkett Street has established itself as the city’s go-to club.

After all of that, you’ll want a comfortable bed for a good night’s sleep; luckily, the city centre has plenty of wonderful options. The Clarion is a luxurious four-star hotel overlooking the river on Lapps Quay. Boasting 198 bedrooms, as well as a fitness centre and spa, it’s the perfect location for exploring the city. Meanwhile, Brú Hostel was voted amongst the top 10 on the planet by Hostelworld; its McCurtain Street accommodation is ideal for those travelling on a budget.

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GO EAST, YOUNG MAN FROM BALLMALOE HOUSE TO FOTA ISLAND WILDLIFE PARK, THERE IS LOTS TO SEE AND DO IN THE EAST CORK AREA...

If you fancy escaping the city centre, Irish Rail offers the perfect opportunity to head east, with frequent services to Midleton and Cobh.

Midleton is home to The Jameson Experience, and daily tours allow you to explore the tradition of whiskey making in Ireland. Housed in the old distillery, which operated until 1975, the tour is a fascinating trip down memory lane. It would be amiss to leave without trying some of their produce; there could be few places in Ireland better to sample an Irish coffee than in the cosy confines of their Malt House restaurant!

Not far from the town is the famous Ballymaloe Cookery School. Surrounded by beautiful gardens – where some of the

produce is grown – the Allen family are rightly considered Irish royalty and, along with their students, are eager to show you why.

In Cobh, there’s plenty of historical significance to sample; the town was the final port of call on the ill-fated voyage of the Titanic. Now, the wonderful Titanic Experience gives visitors the chance to explore the history of the world’s most famous ship through the cutting-edge and fully interactive exhibition.

Nearby is Fota Island, where you can visit the exotic wildlife park, stroll the majestic grounds of Fota House, and perhaps even fit in a round of golf at the championship course which has previously hosted the Irish Open.

Cobh, Co Cork: last departure point for the ill-fated Titanic.

Fota House: where history meets luxury

Ballymaloe House

One of Ballymaloe’s gorgeous spreads.

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Animal magnetism: Fota Wildlife Park.

GOPLACES The Rock of Cashel: one of the many fantastic sights to be enjoyed around Ireland.

Young at Heart AS WE GROW INTO OUR PROVERBIAL OLDER AND WISER SELVES, IT’S IMPORTANT TO KEEP UP A HEALTHY, ACTIVE AND EXCITING LIFESTYLE. THERE ARE MANY INTERESTING AND ACCESSIBLE OPTIONS WHEN IT COMES TO MAINTAINING A VIGOROUS WAY OF LIVING. HERE WE LIST SOME OF THE FINEST...

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ark Twain once quipped, “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” Those words were never truer than they are today — we live longer and healthier lives than ever before, which means that ageing is not what it used to be.

This is not to say that maturing doesn’t have its challenges. During our thirties and forties, most of us are kept busy by work and family life.

All too often, we don’t have time to maintain friendships, hobbies and outside interests. As the children grow and leave home, or as we approach retirement, we may find ourselves missing the former hustle and bustle, and with too much time on our hands.

Loneliness is a problem for many older people, but if you are in good health, there is no reason why you can’t rekindle old friendships, make new ones, take up new interests or join new clubs and societies. There are a number of organisations working to the needs of mature people. Age & Opportunity is a national organisation for people over fifty. They offer the chance to get involved in arts and culture, sports, learning and active

citizenship. If you are a little older and retired, you should consider joining your local branch of Active Retirement Ireland. ARI arranges activities such as holidays, day trips, social outings and sports. They also give members a chance to take creative or learning programmes or get involved in community work. If you’ve got talents or knowledge you would like to share, consider signing up with Third Age, the national voluntary organisation for older people. Third Age volunteers work in their community, and each local group has a number activities and programmes. If you want to learn how to use a computer, smart phone or tablet, have a look at the courses offered by Age Action. You could also consider volunteering for local or national charities and investigate options in your local community such as amateur theatre groups, dance classes or education programmes.

Staying socially connected with others is important for our mental and emotional wellbeing, and staying physically active is important for our health. As the saying goes, if you don’t find time for exercise now, you’ll have to make time for illness later. Granted, you may not be

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as young as you once were, but there are plenty of sports or physical activities you can consider.

Many local sports clubs have initiatives geared towards older people of varying levels of fitness.

Yoga helps maintain supple joints and certain types are suitable even if you are not particularly fit. You should enquire at your local studio.

Trained instructors are used to helping new students who have issues with flexibility. Perhaps the easiest and cheapest way to get exercise is to walk. As well as beauty spots such as Ireland’s national parks, there are plenty of lovely urban and rural walks around the country. If you need some inspiration, look at The Irish Heart Foundation’s Slí na Sláinte routes. These cover all of Ireland, and on the Irish Heart Foundation website you can find a map and information on each route. Discover Ireland also has a list of easy and urban walking routes, too. An easy route, with places to rest along the way, is ideal if your fitness could be better.

Getting out and about isn’t just fun — it keeps your brain healthy. Active Retirement Ireland has been working with the Hello Brain project, a pan-European initiative on brain health. There are five key factors in keeping your brain in peak condition — physical activity; social engagement; mental stimulation; managing stress; and adapting your lifestyle.

ARI recommends that you do thirty minutes of exercise each day, as long as you can do without pain or discomfort. Social interaction is incredibly important and even ten minutes spent with a friend can increase your brain performance. In fact, social interaction is better for your brain than crosswords or games of skill.

These can be useful too, however, and learning a new skill or taking up a hobby can stretch your “mind muscles.” Even if you are retired, you need to keep an eye on your stress levels.

Doing something that makes you laugh, such as watching a comedy, helps you cope with stress

Dunboyne, Co. Meath

Dunboyne Castle Hotel & Spa offers great value packages for the Over 50’s for stays during Sunday to Fridays inclusive. Enjoy overnight Dunboyne Castle Hotel & Spa offers great value packages for the Over 50’s for accommodation in a deluxe room, breakfast each morning in the Ivy stays during Sunday to Thursday inclusive. Enjoy 2 nights accommodation in and a delicious set 3 course evening meal with freshly brewed tea/coffee a deluxe room, breakfast each morning in the Ivy and a delicious set 3 course each evening.

Offer also includes complimentary access to our Thermal evening meal with freshly brewed tea/coffee each evening.

Suite in Seoid Spa and a complimentary newspaper each morning so you can relax and unwind in our spectacular surroundings.

¤129 per person sharing Terms and Conditions apply, not valid over Christmas or New Years Eve.

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(top) Dunboyne Castle; (bottom) Knock House Hotel

and have a positive mental outlook.

Lifestyle changes can be the hardest — drinking, smoking and eating poorly are not only bad for your body’s health, but your brain’s too.

However, it is not too late to make changes. A Mediterranean-style diet has been proven to help brain health. Ideally you should load up on fruit, vegetables, beans and complex carbohydrates, with moderate amounts of fish and the odd glass of red wine. Delicious and healthy!

Ageing often means more opportunity to travel, and the great thing about being older is that many Irish hotels have special packages for guests over fifty. Here are just a few to give you some idea of what is available.

Dunboyne Castle Hotel and Spa is set in the lovely village of — you guessed it — Dunboyne, but it’s a short distance from Dublin offering you the best of both worlds. The hotel has 145 generous guest rooms, two junior suites with separate bedroom and living room areas, and two luxurious presidential suites.

You could spend your entire break happily in the hotel itself. The Ivy is the hotel’s award winning restaurant; the Terrace Lounge overlooks magnificent gardens; the Sadlier Bar is popular with both locals and guests; and after you’ve done your fair share of eating and drinking, you can head to the Seoid Spa for some TLC, which has eighteen treatment rooms and a luxurious hydrotherapy pool. Dunboyne Castle

Hotel and Spa has two and three night packages for guests over fifty, which are great value. Have a look at dunboynecastlehotel.com for details on these offers.

Whites of Wexford is popular with active retirement groups, bridge clubs, and all kinds of special interest groups and it is easy to see why. This hotel is centrally located in Wexford, making it perfect to explore the city and the beach. It has 157 bedrooms and suites, the Wexford Club; an incredible gym which includes a twenty-metre swimming pool, a jacuzzi, sauna and steam room; live music evenings in their Library Bar; and the Terrace Restaurant, which is one of the most popular places to eat in Wexford. There are fantastic offers for over 55s, such as the Golden Years package with three nights B&B and three evening meals from €149 per person sharing.

The package includes tea or coffee and a scone on arrival as well as complimentary use of the Wexford Club. You can find out more on the website, whitesofwexford.ie.

The Horse and Jockey Hotel in Thurles is the perfect spot to explore the Rock of Cashel, visit a National Hunt racecourse, go hill walking, pony trekking or play golf. This is a small four star hotel with 67 guest rooms; a full leisure centre with a twenty-one metre pool; a spa and hair salon; Silks Restaurant, which specialises in using local and Irish seasonable produce; the Enclosure Bar where Wolfe Tone’s United

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Keeping active: good for mind and body

New friendships can flower as we grow older

Irishmen met in the late 18th century; and the Courtyard Cafe, which is the perfect spot for afternoon tea. You can even book a one day baking course at their famous Bakery.

The Horse and Jockey Hotel has a number of excellent offers such as one night’s B&B and dinner from €79 per person sharing. There are also special packages for over 55s. You can find out more on their website, horseandjockeyhotel.com.

Knock House Hotel is in the internationally famous Marian village of Knock. The hotel is set in one hundred acres of lovely grounds, but it is only a five-minute walk from the area’s most famous attraction, the Knock Shrine and Basilica. The hotel’s Four Seasons Restaurant overlooks the gardens, and you’ll have a great view of the countryside from the Lounge. There are fantastic sights nearby too, including the 13th century Ballintubber Abbey; Ceide Fields, the world’s most extensive

stone age monument; and Croagh Patrick. The hotel has 68 bedrooms, including six wheelchair-accessible rooms for guests with mobility needs. There are some great offers on the run up to Christmas, such as a two nights B&B for €118 per person.

The hotel is also offering special Christmas and New Year packages.

These are from two to five days and include accommodation, meals, day trips and entertainment. For more information see knockhousehotel.ie.

The quality of your life as you age depends on much the same things it did when you were younger — having interests and occupations, spending time with friends and family, keeping fit and eating healthily, and exploring new places or visiting favourite old haunts. With a bit of willpower and a willingness to try new things, there is no reason why life after fifty can’t be as good as, or even better than, life in your twenties.

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From fairy-tale fashions to modern monochrome to Scandinavian fashions to that of Russian royalty, this season’s fashion is a wintery wonderland. ROE McDERMOTT tells you how to encapsulate all of these eye-catching trends.

WARM WINTERS With the winter chill slowly setting in, designers are looking toward icy landscapes, delicate snowflakes and wintery fairytales to inspire their collections. The palette is filled with both cool hues and warm delicate pastels, luxurious furs and intricate lace, and this trend is all about evoking the sparkling splendour of icicles, while keeping warm. This trend finds its roots in charming stories like The Nutcracker as well as the luxury of historical families like the Romanovs – which means that lightly coloured furs, stoles, muffs and hats are all in season.

While fur instantly injects old-school glamour into any outfit, a modern take on sparkle is the cooler sheen of metallics. Tarnished silver and bronze hues are set to be huge this winter, evoking both a cold modernity and hint of luxury.

Meanwhile, no fabric speaks to the delicate intricacy of snowflakes and ice flowers like lace, which is set to make a glorious return this season. For accessories, avoid the clichés of diamonds and go for the more subtle and elegant combination of gold and pearls. The unique blend still feels wintery and sophisticated, but has the old-worldly charm of Russian royalty and will complement your furs perfectly. Wrap yourself up in glamour.

NORSE CODE Nordic folk prints, chunky sweaters, and oversize hats remind us of cosy ski chalets, fireside chats, and goblets of Merlot. This look is about comfortable rural chic, but of course it has been updated and sexed-up with modern,

edgy elements. On the catwalks, Emilio Pucci mixed traditional elements with a modern edge by pairing patterned knits and fur stoles with stunning leather biker jeans and killer heels. The striking look is easy to replicate, with wetlook leggings or leather skinnies and chunky jumpers.

When it comes to footwear, look for high-heeled lace-up ankle books with fur or shearling lining, or killer gladiator heels if you’re not worried about getting frostbite on your toes. Beanie hats give this look a hipster vibe, while woollen bobble hats evoke a more traditional Scandinavian style.

Now all you need to do is find a cuddle-buddy and wait to get snowed in.

FAIRYTALE FASHIONS The latest catwalks were determined to whisk us back to a world of romance, enchantment and unabashed girlhood. The fashion fairytale has returned. We’re playing with and updating fairytale motifs, from Cinderella’s glass slipper, Red Riding Hood’s cape, Snow White lost in the forest, to the fur of the White Witch in Narnia. Naïve applique details of woodland creatures, owls, swans and flowers all add an air of innocence to classic tailoring, indicating that they may well have been crafted by the helpful critters featured. Update these looks by looking for short, classically cut capes for the little girl lost in the woods; fur stoles, hats and muffs for that wintery trip in through the wardrobe. For silhouettes, flowing midi skirts, A-line dresses and swing coats embody the girlishness of this trend, evoking a carefree, skipping femininity.

Chiffon dresses, tulle and puffed sleeves also

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wonderfully capture the regal silhouettes of flouncy skirts, corseted waists and embellished necklines. Intricate jewels added a princess feel, from delicate jewel clusters of gold and amethyst, and look for accessories that lie between costume and couture.

MODERN MONOCHROME Clean, crisp, classic and oh-so-chic, monochrome is back with a vengeance, acting as a sophisticated palette cleanser from the busy floral, tribal and colourful trends that dominated the catwalks all summer. Pattern play, geometric purism, futuristic detailing and intelligent design all come into play in this mod uniform style story. Achromatic aficionados know that interest can be added to monochrome by playing with texture and silhouette, so combine lace dresses with woollen coats when wrapping up, leather skinnies with sheer blouses or oversized boyfriend blazers. For those who dare to go big when it comes to fashion, maximalism is back with a bang, so look for duster coats and large, masculine-cut tuxedo jackets. Futuristic touches always add an air of interest, so look for high, rounded collars, caged detailing and metallic separates. The “ugly shoe” is having a moment, and the clunky heels, large straps and super-high platforms nicely play into this season’s stark alien-like white fashions.

Geometric patterns add a mathematical purism to monochrome pieces, so look for bold, sharp patterns and play around with asymmetric hemlines.

All coming soon to Marks and Spencer

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Camel cape Michael for Michael Kors, White shirt €90 Biba Prince of Wales check trousers €103, Linea Cream ‘Kirsty’ Duffle bag €51, Therapy Beige faux fur hat €64 Ted Baker. All at House of Fraser

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GOLISTEN. It's been five years since U2's last album. The wait has proved more than worthwhile with Songs Of Innocence up there with their finest work.

Meanwhile, cult Dublin rockers Delorentos release their first major label LP and Johnny Marr, formerly of The Smiths, puts out a new solo collection.

GOWATCH. Whether you enjoy rollicking science fiction, dark fairytales or dystopian adventure, there's something for everyone this issue. We review Tom Cruise's future romp Edge of Tomorrow, Angelina Jolie's doomy revisiting of Snow White, Maleficent, and the primate-riffic Dawn Of The Planet of the Apes.

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GOREAD. We pull up a stool for Roddy Doyle's latest salvo of salty musings, Two More Pints, thrill to the genrebending escapism of Corkbased David Mitchell's The Bone Clocks – the muchawaited new novel from the Cloud Atlas author - and plunge down a Joycean rabbit hole for Will Self's smartly bonkers, Shark.

GOLISTEN. SOUND AFFECTS

THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF HYPE AND CONTROVERSY AROUND THE NEW U2 ALBUM. WE CUT THROUGH THE NOISE TO BRING YOU THE ONLY REVIEW YOU NEED TO READ. PLUS, DELORENTOS AND JOHNNY MARR.

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2’s new album has become a lightning rod for the debate about the relationship between art and commerce – or, more specifically, art, commerce and technology.

That’s because Songs of Innocence was given away free to anyone registered with iTunes.

Even fans of the band have wondered if it was appropriate for U2 to do this.

Amid the drama and hyperbole, the actual music is in danger of being forgotten. After all, it comes down to approximately 48 minutes of music and the perennial question: but is it any good?

And the answer is a resounding yes: Songs of Innocence is a great U2 album. Drawing on the memories of growing up in Dublin, this is an intensely personal collection, which sees Bono singing from the heart. At its best, the effect is riveting.

It begins with a huge “Oh-wey-oh” chorus set over a big, thumping beat that harks back to the glam rock that was dominating the charts in the mid-’70s. From ‘The Miracle (of Joey Ramone)’, we’re taken on a journey through the band’s past. Friends and foes alike are mentioned; everything from the death of Bono’s mother (on the album’s standout track, ‘Iris’) to the Dublin bombing of 1974 on ‘Raised By Wolves’ (“Face down on a broken street/ There’s a man in the corner in a pool of misery…”)

There are four tracks to come that will flesh out the record with its physical release. But for the moment we can say for sure that Songs of Innocence is, definitively, a big U2 record.

Another album heavily influenced by the city of Dublin is Night Becomes Light, the new album from Delorentos. Having won a Choice Music Prize for 2012’s Little Sparks, Dublin four-piece signed to a major label deal. Now, a confident sounding unit has produced an

exceedingly fine piece of work.

Lead single ‘Show Me the Love’ is a fine appetiser. However, there’s even better stuff on offer here. It’s an album where every track could be a potential single, and that’s something we don’t get to savour very often.

‘Valley Where The Rivers Run’ blends acoustic and electric sensibilities on one their most impassioned and striking songs to date. ‘I Will Not Go’ ploughs a similar furrow with added noise, while ‘Fits (Too Drunk To Drive) adds some piano to another top drawer melody. ‘City Still Warm’ is their best slow burning song yet.

Wonderfully produced by Rob Kirwan – the man also behind the desk for the juggernaut that is Hozier – and beautifully written, Night Becomes Light sees Delorentos get it all gorgeously right. It’s an album sure to be ranked among the year’s best.

Joining it on that list will be Playland, the new LP from Johnny Marr. It’s the second solo effort from the former Smiths guitarist, and it leads with a cracking single entitled ‘Easy Money’, easily his catchiest composition to date.

There’s plenty more where this nugget came from, in the shape and sound of the urgent sounding opener ‘Back in the Box’ and the dreamy ‘Dynamo’. Marr has refined the guitar rock template he first showed off to good effect on debut album The Messenger. As a start-to-finish suite of songs. Playland is a far superior album; songs that initially sounded underwhelming become serious growers.

The centre of attention, unsurprisingly, is Marr’s fretwork. He has also improved as a lead vocalist with an endearing yet unassuming Manc drawl that’s reminiscent of former Electronic colleague Bernard Sumner. But it’s the mature and complex songwriting that makes this record the real deal.

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GOWATCH. CRUISE IN CONTROL

THIS WINTER, YOUR DVD COLLECTION IS WAITING TO BE INVIGORATED BY THE YEAR’S MOST EXCITING ADVENTURES. FROM WARRING NEIGHBOURS TO WARRING TRIBES, FAIRYTALES AND SUPERHEROES, ROE MCDERMOTT HAS PICKED OUT FILMS TO THRILL THE WHOLE FAMILY.

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or some laughs to keep the cockles warm, look no further than Bad Neighbours, Nicholas Stoller’s rowdy, filthy and flawed film about growing up and partying down.

Rose Byrne (wickedly funny) and Seth Rogan (the same amusing stoner man-child as always) play a married couple struggling with the responsibilities of being new parents. But when a wild fraternity buys the house next door, they realise that a little baby-induced monotony is a dream compared to never-ending hedonism.

As the neighbours go to war with each-other, neophyte screenwriters Andrew J.Cohen and Brendan O’Brien demonstrate a glaring inability to craft a cohesive plot. However, they compensate for their narrative failings with a blend of often uproarious humour, steadily escalating absurdity, and some nicely observed character insight. Byrne and Rogan make for an immensely likable team; their fears about becoming a boring married couple manifesting in their painful attempts to seem cool. Meanwhile, frat president Zac Efron and Dave Franco have never been better as the hedonistic house leaders, whose outrageous parties, phallic-centric humour and dogged quest to terrorise their neighbours is underlined with a surprisingly moving sense of brotherhood, and fear of the future.

Occasionally gross and OTT but full of fun and insight about retrograde lifestyles, Bad Neighbours has some grown-up things to say – after it’s done playing beer pong.

For those movie-lovers whose enjoyment of a film is based on their personal feelings for its star, Edge Of Tomorrow is a win-win. Fans of Tom Cruise can delight in one of his most propulsive, cleverly crafted and slyly funny films in years. Meanwhile, those who consider him an odd and irritating cult freak can relish watching him get killed hundreds of times.

Director Doug Liman (The Bourne Identity) is on rip-roaring form with this Source CodeStarship Troopers hybrid, which sees cowardly military figurehead Cruise thrust into a vicious futuristic war against alien marauders. Caught in a time-loop, he must relive the same epic Normandy beach battle again and again.

Every time he is killed, the day is reset, and the videogame set-up sees him slowly progress each battle, getting ever closing to destroying the alien race. Cruise has rarely been better in an action film. He’s initially shown as a schmoozy PR representative, but when thrust into battle, he becomes a snivelling, useless mess, and Liman’s mercilessly frenetic battle scenes deliberately evoke his sense of terror and disorientation. Thanks to this emotional realism, Cruise’s gradual transformation into an elite killer feels satisfyingly hard-earned, and made all the more engaging thanks to Emily Blunt’s role as his hard-nosed trainer, as well as the hugely energised, visually spectacular action.

Holding up the girls’ side is Disney’s reinvention of Maleficent. Angelina Jolie is perfectly cast in the lead role, herself at the centre of Maleficent’s character Venn diagram of earth mother/misunderstood leather clad dominatrix/world-saver. As the protector fairy of the moors, Maleficent is all passion, spirit and gloriously rendered flights across enchanted lands – until a deep betrayal by her power-hungry love Stefan (Sharlto Copley) transforms her into a vengeful witch. But just as soon as Maleficent bares her fangs, she loses them again. After cursing Stefan’s daughter Aurora (Elle Fanning, wasted), the witch develops an affection for the (utterly vapid, borderline simple) princess. She rediscovers her humanity while showing Aurora the whimsical CGI creatures left over from sister reboots Oz The Great And Powerful and Alice In Wonderland. Not a surprise really, seeing as director Robert Stomberg acted as art director on both. It’s all far too familiar, and a bit dull. Maleficent could have afforded to be a lot more feminist, funny and fierce. Instead, it’s a pretty bedtime story, very easily slumbered through.

The Christmas run-up brings about a new group of superheroes that are a little different from Marvel’s usual brand of perfect God-like specimens. James Gunn’s giddily irreverent Guardians Of The Galaxy acts as the hyper kid brother of The Avengers, imbuing the (slightly tired) cosmos-crossing adventures, cliffhangers and daring escapes with an irresistibly

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playful self-awareness. As the charmingly cocky Quill, Chris Pratt heads up a band of freaks, geeks and criminals, who meet Usual Suspects-style, and band together to save the universe from a destructive orb not unlike The Avengers’ Tesseract. His motley crew include Vin Diesel as the word-short but big-hearted tree Groot; rebellious bad girl Gomorrah (Zoe Saldana); hulking, literal speaking muscle man Drax (Dave Bautista); and a sarcastic motor-mouth racoon Rocket, superbly voiced by a deadpan and heartbreaking Bradley Cooper. Warm and hilarious, the Guardians’ relationships are lovingly developed and consistently witty. More family-friendly than previous Marvel outings, Guardians combines broad humour, cleverly veiled innuendo for adults, and a serious dose of nostalgic, off-kilter humour thanks to a funky '70s soundtrack. As Quill is introduced grooving around a cosmic ruin to Redbone’s ‘Come and Get Your Love’, Gunn’s refusal to aggrandize his characters imbues Guardians with a refreshing lightness. The action’s diluted by far too many supporting characters, but though flawed, Guardians... remains undeniably fun.

Rounding off the season with another bigscale adventure is Matt Reeves’ gloriously intelligent, beautifully realised sci-fi Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. Ten years after Simian Flu has wiped out most of humankind, the ape Caesar (Andy Serkis) and his ape peers are thriving; living in the lush woods beyond San Francisco, communicating and learning through talking and sign language. Each ape has a fully-rounded personality and backstory, resulting in wonderfully emotive and complex relationships. Caesar’s sensitive son Blue Eyes (Nick Thurston) is eager to rebel, while friend and advisor Koba (Toby Kebbell, terrifying) still seethes at memories of is torture at the hands of human scientists. As human survivors Jason Clarke and Keri Russell venture into the apes’ domain to repair a hydroelectric dam, apes and humans are forced into a wary, distrustful partnership, which soon escalates into horrifying violence as miscommunications occur, past betrayals threaten the peace, and protective instincts boil over. With such richly drawn characters and understandable motivations, the screenplay’s societal allegories feel organic and intelligent, as there are no easy heroes or antagonists. As brilliantly rendered, slightly OTT battles finally break out, they’re elevated by the fear of what each side is capable of, and of how much is at stake.

Smart, thought-provoking and thrilling.

GOREAD. NOVEL MANOEUVRES

THE NOVELS YOU HAVE TO READ THIS WINTER

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he debate surrounding ‘The Death of the Novel’ has been done…well, to death. In fact, it’s only a few short months since the esteemed Will Self proclaimed the art form to be beyond rescue. How ironic, then, that he would offer up a work to blow his own theory out of the water.

Shark is the second volume of Self’s trilogy based around devious psychiatrist Dr Zack Busner. It is in fact, a prequel to the Booker nominated Umbrella – published in 2012 – and comes ahead of the third installment which Self recently revealed will be titled Phone. This novel is a broad tapestry of which Thomas Pynchon would be proud, revolving around Busner’s dangerous LSD experiments with his patients in a London therapeutic community in 1970. It also touches upon Nixon’s invasion of Cambodia, the Kent State shooting and America’s nuclear attack on Japan.

Constantly lurking beneath the narrative is the titular creature, a metaphor for the dark recesses of the human sub-conscious. It surfaces in references to both Steven Spielberg’s Jaws and the USS Indianapolis, which transported parts for

the bomb used in Hiroshima, and was ultimately sunk by a Japanese torpedo attack, with many of the surviving crew subject to shark attacks.

Speaking at this year’s Electric Picnic, Self noted the construct of his utterly wonderful work as being symbolic of the “unitary nature of time and space”; another acclaimed practitioner of this complex and engrossing style of writing is David Mitchell. The author of Cloud Atlas is back with The Bone Clocks, which once again sees jumps from narrators and time periods executed with abandon; a one-time enfant terrible of English letters here, a soul-hopping immortal who’s never got through Ulysses there. Readers are led on a madcap journey from 1980s Gravesend to the edge of West Cork in 2043, via memorable visits to Switzerland, Iraq, Columbia, Iceland, Australia and even his previous novel, The Thousand Autumns Of Jacob De Zoet.

Mitchell’s imagination knows few boundaries; he’s bravely unafraid to kill off important characters; and he’s still a master of the killer phrase, whether describing Bob Dylan’s voice as “the wind swerving through a weird day” or a poet as having “the eyes of a seal gazing out of a

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Greenpeace poster”. Wonderfully funny at times, it also shifts to form an anti-war polemic, a sci-fi epic, a family drama, a love story and a dystopian warning. It’s another reminder of why Mitchell is widely regarded as one of the great writers of our time.

Of course, Roddy Doyle has long established himself in the pantheon of literary masters; a Booker Prize winner for Paddy Clarke Ha Ha Ha, his latest release is a significant departure. In Two More Pints, we meet a pair of men – characters in every sense of the word – propped up at a Dublin bar for a pint or three, discussing the important issues of the day. No matter the subject – whether it’s the death of Nelson Mandela, the birth of the Royal baby, or horsemeat in burgers – our heroes have an opinion, and usually a hilarious one.

Doyle’s writing is, as ever, uncompromising; obscenity is just as present here as it would be in most pub conversations. It’s the biting humour, though, that shines through in every little vignette; from whip-sharp one-liners to priceless set-pieces, this book is the work of a genuine master of comic writing.

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