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One 16-year-old faced the consequences for trying to dine for free. He was arrested after he fled Blockheads Burritos at First Avenue and 74th Street after midnight on Sunday without paying the bill, police said.

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The man suffered bruising and swelling to his face, for which he was treated at New York Hospital.

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him, saying, “Give me your watch or we’ll cut you.” Suddenly, the offender, along with another suspect, grabbed the man’s arms. The man handed over his $4,000 silver Concord watch to the first robber, who rifled through the man’s pockets and removed his $400 iPhone and a MasterCard from his wallet, police said. The two culprits then threw the man to the ground, causing abrasions to his back and his limbs, before fleeing on foot northbound on Madison Avenue.

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asphalT GReeN Olympics Five young swimmers from the Asphalt Green Unified Aquatics team have qualified for this year’s U.S. Olympic team trials, which will be held June 25 in Omaha, Neb. The swimmers are 17-year-old Lia Neal, ranked fifth in the 200-meter women’s freestyle and sixth in the 100-meter women’s freestyle in the country; 16-year-old Michael Domagala, who has qualified in the 200-meter freestyle, 100-meter butterfly, 200-meter individual medley and 100-meter backstroke; En-Wei Hu-Van Wright, who will be swimming the 200-meter backstroke; Isla Hutchinson-Maddox, who will be swimming the 200-meter butterfly; and Griffin Schumacher, who will be swimming jointly for AGUA and Harvard in the 50- and 100-meter freestyle.

They will be competing with 2,000 other swimmers from around the country for a spot on the Olympic team, as well as for a place on the National Youth Team.

Neal, Domagala, and Hu-Van Wright are recipients of the Swim for the Future scholarships, supported by a memorial fund for two Asphalt Green Masters swimmers—Andrew Fisher and Doug Irgang—who died in the World Trade Center attack. There will be a community send-off for the swimmers on June 22, 4-6

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ReNT-a-DOG iN ceNTRal paRk Graduate student Katherine Long has always enjoyed giving to charity, but sometimes she just comes up short.

So Long decided to rent out her collie-retriever mix named Ocho to strangers for $5 for each 20-minute walk in Central Park. According to DNAinfo, she has already raised over $100 for Ruff Start Rescue, the Westchester-based no-kill shelter where she adopted Ocho. Only two hours after creating a sign and holding it up in the park, Long sWaNs Take FliGhT iN ceNTRal paRk Clad in black swan costumes, eight had received 12 walkers. dancers from the Australian Ballet strike a pose in front of Central Park’s Bethesda Fountain. They will be appearing in Swan Lake at Lincoln Center.

So patrons won’t steal the pooch, Long fibs that she has a tracking device on him. She collects the walkers’ names and cell phone Feb. 22. Prosecutors allege that Gristina In support of local business owners and numbers, texting them reminders to was running a high-end brothel out of lovers of breakfast burritos, lawmakers come back. The next Rent-a-Dog event is an Upper East Side apartment and that have introduced a bill to the City Council scheduled for July 1, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. she drew in millions of dollars catering that would allow patrons to dine at sideto wealthy and connected Manhattan walk tables on Sundays starting at 10 a.m. clients.

“New Yorkers will not be denied their NeW Ues pOWeR A panel of judges unanimously ruled Sunday brunch in the beautiful weather,” sOURce last Tuesday that the original bail set said Council Member Dan Garodnick in by the trial court was “unreasonable a statement. “This regulation is outdated, At a ceremony on June 11, Mayor and an abuse of discretion,” noting the widely disregarded and hostile to busiMichael Bloomberg flipped the switch single nonviolent charge and Gristina’s ness and brunch-loving New Yorkers. It to activate a new wind turbine on the longtime residence with her four chilneeds to change.” rooftop of The Town School, a private dren in suburban Monroe, N.Y. Gristina, The pro-French toast al fresco bill is nursery and K-8 elementary school who pled not guilty, is working to raise widely expected to pass the Council. on the Upper East Side. The first to be the funds to post bail sometime next The law that prohibits the sale of alcohol installed at a New York City school, the week. If released, she will be required to before 12 p.m. on Sundays—we’re looking turbine will convert wind power into wear a monitoring bracelet at her own at you, mimosas and bloody Marys—will electricity, providing the building with expense. still be in effect, though many restaurants a renewable energy source. The Town casually flout that one as well.

School is a member of the Green Schools Alliance, which educates students about cOUNcil TO climate change and environmental cORRecTiON leGalize BRUNch sustainability.

Add this to the list of laws you never In last week’s profile of one of our knew you were breaking: outdoor brunch Blackboard Award honorees, Laurel sOcceR mOm in the city is illegal on Sunday mornings.

Nyeboe of P.S. 40, there were a few inmaDam’s Bail cUT The obscure 1971 law that forbids rescorrect references to the principal who taurants from serving customers outside hired her, Tanya Kaufman. Kaufman’s A New York appeals court reduced on Sundays before noon has long been first name was misspelled, and it was the bail last Tuesday for Manhattan’s ignored citywide, but recent complaints Nyeboe, not Kaufman, who said: “One so-called “Soccer Mom Madam” from $2 of crowded sidewalks by residents in mother I’m still friends with claims million to $250,000 after she spent more Greenpoint prompted the city to crack I helped her raise her child.” Also, than three months in prison. Anna Grisdown on violators. According to CBS New Kaufman is retired and will not be Nyetina faces one felony count of promotYork, the city ticketed one business and boe’s principal when the teacher moves ing prostitution and has been detained issued a summons to another. to a new school next year. at Rikers Island since she was arrested Andrew Schwartz

The city will begin work on the renovation of Tavern on the Green this week, according to a Department of Design and Construction (DDC) spokesman. The “pre-construction” will involve removal of an underground fuel tank and other preliminary work; full-on construction won’t start until next month.

While this is good news to those anxious to see Tavern reborn as a new eatery, it’s bad news for parkgoers who currently use the temporary visitor center housed there, as it will close on June 20.

As construction continues, the DDC will restore the landmark structure and remove additions that don’t fit with the historic character of the building. They will also gut renovate the interior and upgrade the HVAC systems in preparation for the new, yet-to-be-announced tenant.

The whole project is expected to cost $9.8 million.

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The End of Carriages Pols and residents fight to rePlace horse-drawn carts with rePlica cars

By Alissa Fleck

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hey came from all walks of life, some in heavy horse suits despite the midday June weather, to descend on the steps of City Hall and rally for an end to New York City’s horsedrawn carriages.

They were New Yorkers for Clean, Livable & Safe Streets (NYCLASS), accompanied by community members and advocacy groups who believe the city’s horse-drawn carriages are archaic and harmful.

Diane Moss, a native New Yorker who is not affiliated with NYCLASS but gives money to PETA, is appalled that no one seems to be paying attention.

“I have hated horse-drawn carriages since I was conscious,” said Moss. “We need someone in the White House who cares about animal rights.” For now, advocacy groups like NYCLASS are focusing more locally.

PETA representative Emily McCoy, NYCLASS Executive Director Carly Knudson and New York City Public Advocate Bill de Blasio alternately took the stand Friday to discuss the issue.

“One-third of the city’s horses are cycled out yearly, and 70 out of 200 horses disappear,” said McCoy. “Accidents are a frequent occurrence.” One sign held by a rally participant clarified: “10 Accidents in 10 Months.”

“That says enough,” said de Blasio of the sign.

McCoy added that the horses are treated inhumanely once cycled out; many are slaughtered post-retirement.

NYCLASS discussed its proposed solution to the problem of animal cruelty: eco-friendly electric vintage replica cars. Introduced into legislation by Council Member Melissa MarkViverito under Intro 86A, the fleet of cars would create jobs, increase industry income and allow for more work days, in addition to being safer and cleaner, said Knudson.

The substitution would also be made at no cost to the city. NYCLASS proposed a prototype pilot program before implementing the cars, which would be funded entirely by NYCLASS. Currently “employed” horses would be humanely retired by The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.

The speakers condemned Mayor Michael Bloomberg and City Council Speaker Christine Quinn for sidestepping the issue.

According to de Blasio, Bloomberg fears the repercussions for tourism if horse-drawn carriages—the supposed epicenter of New York City’s tourist appeal, he joked—are banned.

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her group was only considering the electric replica cars. She said other bills propose an outright ban, but her group acknowledges the economic necessity of finding an alternative to the carriages.

Our Town took to the streets surrounding Central Park, where these horse-drawn carriages are most prevalent, to find out if the end of the carriages means the decline of romance—or at least tourism, as Bloomberg has proposed.

One semi-retired carriage driver, who would

NeWs not give his name, has been driving carriages in the park on and off for 30 years. He said there have been proposals like this one for years, and Central Park will simply never allow it. When asked why, he said, “It just goes against the characteristics of the park.

“This is an animal rights Trojan Horse,” he said. “They just want access to the horse stables.”

When asked if he thought replacing carriages with replica cars might hurt tourism, he conceded that there are enough tourist activities in New York for it not to have an effect.

He also added that if the replacement were to happen, he would not drive one of the cars.

When asked if a vintage car could be as

romantic as a horse-drawn carriage, he said, “It’s not about the romantic aspect. The park was designed for carriages. It was a demonstration area for carriages to show off in the horse-drawn era.”

Many tourists enjoying Central Park on a Friday evening hardly seemed interested in the carriages. When asked if he would ever ride in a horse-drawn carriage, Lee Sang Yun, who was visiting New York City with a friend, said, “No. There’s no time. We like to walk.”

According to NYCLASS, 85,000 New Yorkers have supported the vintage replica car trial, and Knudson says they will not stop fighting until horse-drawn carriages in the city are a thing of the past.

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CLASSICAL Reading Music: The Music Manuscripts Online project began in 2007, providing more than 900 manuscripts (almost 42,000 pages) of classic compositions now digitized and described for posterity. View works by J.S. Bach, Beethoven, Brahms, Chopin, Debussy, Haydn, Liszt, Mahler, Massenet, Mendelssohn, Mozart, Puccini, Schubert and Schumann, among many others, all in their own hand. themorgan.org/ music. [Phyllis Workman] DANCE Bausch Bequest: By way of India and Paris, Shantala Shivalingappa brings Asian and European influences together to creates sinuous and flowing physical lines and kinetic beauty. She debuts a performance titled “Namasya,” presenting all her inspirations and innovations, at The Joyce. This former member of the Pina Bausch troupe now steps out on her own and steps forward gracefully. June 27-July 1; $10+. The Joyce Theater, 175 8th Ave., 212-242-0800, joyce. org. [PW] GALLERIES Storybook Structures: Four New Yorkbased artists—Amy Kao, Colin O’Con, Butcher Walsh and Charmaine Wheatley— transform the windows of the ONYP Art Space for the River to River Festival. Their large-scale architectural storybooks lets viewers use their imagination to create and experience storytelling. June 21-Aug. 24.

One New York Plaza at Whitehall & Water Sts., rivertorivernyc.com. [PW]

Salma Hayek and Mathieu Demy in Americano.

The Son Also Rises For Mathieu DeMy, art is a FaMily saga

By Armond White

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n tabloid parlance, Mathieu Demy is cinema royalty. Son of the late, great French new wave director Jacques Demy (Lola, Bay of Angels, The Umbrellas of Cherbourg), he is also the son of Agnès Varda, the pioneering female director of the Left Bank who excels in fiction and nonfiction films (Vagabond, The Gleaners and I).

Both parental legacies are honored by Mathieu Demy’s directorial debut, Americano, a young man’s exploration of his family heritage that has obvious autobiographical parallels but is also an extraordinary personal investigation.

Demy himself plays Martin, a Frenchman who travels from Paris to Los Angeles, where his artist mother had relocated, to bury her and claim her estate. Pursuing more than his mother’s paintings, Martin’s fascination with his psychic heritage includes the cross-cultural fascination that American culture—the American ideal—has on European consciousness.

This personalized story of political and sexual colonization is localized in the mys-

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tery of his mother’s best friend, a woman named Lola (Salma Hayek). Martin traces her to Mexico, where he discovers a Latin American version of nouvelle vague cultural magnetism; Lola strips in a bar named Café Americano, feeling exiled from the opportunities and livelihood just beyond the border.

For film students, Americano’s odyssey parallels the journey that both Jacques Demy and Varda made when the cinèphile couple trekked to Los Angeles in the late 1960s. There, Varda directed the documentary Lions Love and Demy directed The Model Shop—the former examining a countercultural demimonde, the latter an extension of the cinematic mythology that began with the film Lola, Demy’s own debut about the quest for love. For Lola’s characters, Desire epitomized Faith. It is one of cinema’s great humanist testaments, a farcical drama with a perfectly balanced narrative that plays as buoyantly as a musical.

In Lola, a romantic young man (Marc Michel) courts a small-town taxi dancer played

by Anouk Aimée who is also romanced by an American sailor. She awaits her first love’s return from a mysterious U.S. sojourn driving a long white Cadillac. Americano feels more noir-like than Lola; its plot is less naïve but shows the difficulty of Euro-American rela-

tions many decades, artistic styles and social movements later. Mathieu Demy repurposes the figure of Lola as a figment of imagination, the key to understanding his parents’ desires as well as his own—particularly his personal connection to human heritage.

Hayek’s Lola is a more powerfully erotic figure than that flighty Madonna the great Aimée embodied as an émigré who wound up posing for bawdy photos in The Model Shop. Americano’s noir complexities are shadowed by the puzzle of parental sexuality. This has been a subtext in some of the docs Varda has made commemorating Jacques Demy’s 1990 death from AIDS, and it is also interesting subtext in Americano.

This film’s cast includes a parade of secondgeneration cinema royalty: Geraldine Chaplin, Chiara Mastroianni and Carlos Bardem.

Exploring love and desire as a family saga takes work of staggering sophistication and bravery, which Mathieu Demy accomplishes with honesty, imagination and redemptive brilliance. The troubled and perplexed Martin realizes a more complicated innocence—not naïveté—than a mere fanboy movie tribute.

“I’ll walk you home,” he tells a Mexican urchin.

Americano is, at last, a cinematic version of the famous Delmore Schwartz parentcinema-child short story “In Dreams Begin Responsibilities.” It is Demy’s dedication to family heritage that turns his connection to a series of inherited clues and obligations into a film of genuine originality.

JAzz “Africa/Brass” Redux: Pianist McCoy Tyner, surviving member of John Coltrane’s immortal 1960s quartet, revisits “Africa/Brass,” a noble, sweeping suite for jazz orchestra, with the Charles Tolliver Big Band performing the original charts. Coltrane’s tenor sax solos will be emulated, not imitated, by Billy Harper and Bill Saxton, among others. June 21-24, 8 & 10:30 p.m.; $30 at the bar, $45 for a table.

Blue Note Jazz Club, 131 3rd St., 212-475-8592, bluenotejazzfestival.org. [Howard Mandel] The Longest Miles: Horn play in the long shadow of Miles Davis, by trumpeter Wallace Roney in the quartet of Davis’ favorite drummer, Al Foster, Jun 22-23; trumpeter Philip Harper, with his own quintet, June 27-28; and trumpeter Tom Harrell’s quintet with tenor sax powerhouse Wayne Escoffrey, June 29-30. All shows 8, 10 and 11:30 p.m. Smoke Jazz and Supper Club-Lounge, 2751 Broadway, betw. 105th & 106th Sts., 212-864-6662, smokejazz.com. [HM] Next-Gen Django: Hot Club of France guitarist Django Reinhardt would have great-grandchildren by now, and Air France presents a pride of them, called “The Young Lions of Gypsy Jazz,” to carry forth in the European light-as-a-feather/quick-as-a-wink melodic style. Local ringers Anat Cohen (clarinet), Grace Kelly (alto sax) and FrenchDominican singer Cyrille Amée are guest stars. June 20-24, 8:30 & 11 p.m.; $40, $10 food & drink minimum. Birdland, 315 W. 44th St., 212-581-3080, birdlandjazz.com. [HM] NY Press.co m

Jazz CITYaRTS

Honor Thy Jazz Player Bestowing awarDs on what Matters

By Howard Mandel

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the fact that almost everybody loves a party, and the JJA’s New York City Jazz Awards party is one of the few opportunities for players, pundits, producers, presenters and devotees to share face time without being shushed ’cause there’s a gig going on.

But the real reason we hold the Jazz Awards is to make some noise about jazz itself. This great American art form underlies nearly all American music made today, a point seldom articulated by the NEA, the

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f you were to have walked into the Blue Note at 4 p.m. on June 20, you’d have heard guitar wiz Gabriel Marin improvising microtonal figures with a Middle Eastern tinge on double-necked guitar, electric bassist John Ferrara by his side. You could have grabbed a bottle of Brother Thelonious ale and plate of appetizers and, spying a friend across the room, navigated a mass of famous musicians, music journalists and significant others from the inner circles of the jazz industry/community, then schmoozed until MC Josh Jackson from WBGO introduced local “jazz heroes” Robin Bell-Stevens, executive director of JazzMobile, and Adrian

from the stage. Party favors include new CDs. A good time is had by all.

But why? Isn’t media attention, paying gigs and applause enough to thank jazz people for what they do?

Well, no. Most artists crave attention, and maybe especially jazz musicians, for whom the main rewards of the American entertainment industry—money and fame—are remote, but who strive to be productive, creative and expressive anyway. Then there’s

Grammies or other entities promoting culture here and now, but demonstrably true.

Why jazz is overlooked and underappreciated is a topic worthy of discussion; I think it’s taken for granted. Americans are improvisers by nature. We dig elegant and hard-driving rhythms. Given a basic melody line, we belt it out our way. That’s jazz, folks, as vital a base of our social interactions as democracy and freedom of speech or action. Of course we should applaud those who do jazz best, and those who let us know about them. Praise jazz!

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Paulette McWilliams.

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Photograph by Camilo Brau © Studio Tomás Saraceno.

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Ellis, late of Jazz at Lincoln Center. You’d have been at the 2012 Jazz Awards.

Jazz honors are bestowed publicly in New York City twice a year: in January, when the National Endowment of the Arts celebrates Jazz Masters, and in June, when the Jazz Journalists Association hails excellence in music and media.

The JJA gala cocktail party, open to the public—with 13 related parties from Auckland, New Zealand, to Tucson, Ariz.—is a grassroots initiative produced by the music’s professional observers and biggest fans.

Awards include Lifetime Achievement, Up and Coming Musician of the Year, Players of the Year for all instruments and Best Record, Book, Blog, Periodical and Website. Winners are selected through two stages of voting by the organization’s journalist members.

We (I’m president of the JJA) provide food, wine, beer and entertainment—this year, alongside Marin and Ferrara, were the Organ Monk Quartet and singer Paulette McWilliams with pianist Nat Adderley Jr. The awards are announced and presented

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ellsworth Kelly’s plane Beauty

By Jim Long

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t the Lexington Avenue and 53rd Street subway station, I was recently reminded of Ellsworth Kelly’s excellence in the realm of public art. Even with stacks of newspapers piled against the left panel of a green/blue arc and Service Changes taped to companion panels, his work seemed oblivious to the intrusion and, like a Cage composition accepting chance, it soldiered cheerfully on. Like Cage, it is Kelly’s acutely reductive sensibility at the intersection of abstraction and representation that makes his once uncomfortably “cool” classical simplicity now so accessible to the general public.

The artist has long been able to nourish an aesthetic usually associated with European art of the ’20s and ’30s and in New York with the Steiglitz group. Applying objective observation to chance subject matter, he met both originators of the genre, Arp and Cage, during his Paris years, and through conversations with each, Kelly

found “found.”

Closed contour drawing has been with us since the cave artists and continues as a tradition, but until medieval times, it depicted mainly humans and animals. Artists ignored the botanical world until plants acquired symbolic significance and the Renaissance brought forth studies of fruit and flowers as careful as those of anatomy.

Excepting his early years, Arp’s later work suffered from a surfeit of “art,” and something similar applies to the current survey of Kelly’s plant drawings. Encircling negative space with a deft contour line, the artist draws a blank so well that it feels more like a well-rehearsed performance than an attempt to describe what his eye sees. He does, however, acquaint us with another aspect of his ongoing concern: the plane in space and the planar aspect of a plant’s structural response to light and gravity.

In addition, Kelly refers to these drawings as portraits, and this writer feels that the portrait aspect applies as much to each individual specimen as it does to the many artists through whose eyes Kelly learned to resolve the tension between plane abstraction and the planar nature: Gauguin, Calder, O’Keeffe, Callahan, Léger, Matisse, Demuth,

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Ellsworth Kelly, “Wild Grape,” 1961, Watercolor on paper, 22 1/8 x 28 1/2 in.

Mondrian and Hokusai, in addition to Arp and Cage. Seeing, and the representation of what is seen, are both learned and developed experiences.

The charming page of apples that opens the exhibition is distinctly Gauguin, and the intricate vertical “Seaweed” (1949) is closely informed by Léger’s holly leaves of 1928-30.

“Sweetpea” (1960) and “Coral Leaf” (1987) float with the grace of Calder’s constructions, and the wonderful back-side view of “Sunflower” (1983) is filled with da Vinci’s hours in the Vatican garden.

The calla lily is a signature motif in

O’Keeffe’s work, and Demuth’s watercolors have echoes here as well. A complex meandering outline identifies a chrysanthemum with a nod to Mondrian and is emblematic of Kelly’s method: to reduce and refine until only an essential image remains. As a whole, the works, curated by The Met’s Marla Prather, bring us some memories of drawings from an era when art was modern.

Ellsworth Kelly Plant Drawings Through Sept. 3, The Metropolitan Museum of Art, 1000 5th Ave., 212-535-7710, metmuseum.org.

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he son of the late French filmmaker Jacques Demy (Lola, The Umbrellas of Cherbourg) and his formerly estranged wife, Agnès Varda (Far from Vietnam, The Gleaners and I), Mathieu Demy sees his first directorial feature, Americano, as a riposte to his mother’s 1981 film Documenteur: An Emotion Picture. One of Varda’s many semiautobiographical/fictional conceits—the title translates to “Docu-liar”—that film enlisted Demy as a 9-year-old actor playing the son of a woman trying to start her life over in Los Angeles after a tumultuous breakup. Demy, who was in a sense that boy in reality, mixes the movie mythology of his father’s romantic nouvelle vague masterpieces with his own turbulent relationship with his vagabond mother and enigmatic father. It’s a journey worth following. [Gregory Solman]

I expected to see the influence of your parents in Americano, but I saw Wim Wenders.

Paris, Texas, was definitely an influence.

It’s one of my favorite films ever and an inspiration for Americano, definitely. Obviously, I try to put in references, winks, inside jokes, and in that state of mind as an audience, you get caught up in that game and find stuff not intended by the director. I just wanted to put in iconic imagery, connections to films that I loved as a child. They are not necessarily understandable to get the story, but it’s something else on top of the story you can have fun finding.

Walter Hill, who was a friend of your father, told me that Jacques Demy believed American directors had discovered a secret—that the ideal length of a feature is 85 minutes—then lost it.

I’ve never heard that. At 105 minutes, I missed the point—I’m fucked! In a way, I agree and don’t really agree. When it comes

to perception, what’s so fascinating about time and so fascinating about memory is that it’s not equal. I didn’t get bored for a second watching Titanic at three hours and 20 minutes, and I recently watched a onehour film that seemed to be a year. When it comes to traditional storytelling, I think this is pretty smart; it’s true. But then again, the perception of time is so different from one person to another.

But as a filmmaker, it seems you applied a certain discipline to the construction of scenes.

When I was editing, my perspective was that I had to make it as short as possible without hurting the feel of the film. If I could have made it 85 minutes, I would have loved to, but it would have damaged, a little bit, that sort of mellow feel I wanted. I wanted people to dream about other films to get into those references, escape a little bit, because that’s the sort of film it is.

Were you influenced by the nouvelle vague or the Rive Gauche group or did you feel unconstrained about adopting American influence?

Unconstrained. I knew I wanted to make a film that fit my influences, which are not only French or new wave, because of my parents. You mentioned Wenders—Jacques would show me westerns—Rio Bravo, Shane, Johnny Guitar—and American musicals and his musicals…

Umbrellas of Cherbourg and Gene Kelly?

Yes. And Disney cartoons—lots of Disney cartoons. I wanted to put all those influences of the films I love, have them there, because Americano is really a film about my childhood and related to Documenteur— being an actor in my mom’s film—and also related to the films that Jacques would show me as a kid. A Belgian journalist said I was

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egendary Russian dancers show why they are legends in the new DVD Treasures of the Russian Ballet (ICA Classics/Naxos). It contains performances by Moscow’s Bolshoi Ballet and (then) Leningrad’s Kirov filmed by the BBC in London from 1956 to 1963, some on stage, some in the television studio.

The longest excerpt in the anthology is Act 1 of Yuri Grigorovich’s The Stone Flower, recorded during the Kirov’s debut London season in the summer of 1961. Yuri Soloviev was 20 and Alla Sizova 21 at the time they were filmed here. But for once we’re privy to young dancers not trying to merchandize their youth, but instead experiencing it.

They create a portrait of young love that is irrefutable not only visually but artistically.

Alla Osipenko dances the role of a mythical mountain dweller who bewitches Soloviev’s character. Her role is filled with jumps to suggest ferality and brittle full stops enabling her unsurpassed arabesque to imprint itself. The preserved performance is a fitting birthday tribute to Osipenko, who turned 80 last week.

The Bolshoi’s Raissa Struchkova and Maya Plisetskaya: call them the Life Force ballerinas. Filmed here in excerpts from Cinderella, Struchkova is a quintessential embodiment of the vitality for which the Bolshoi was celebrated. Dancing Kitri in Don Quixote, Plisetskaya transcends soubrette clichés—or is what she’s really doing instead a revelatory distillation of the charm and power of the archetype? Her partner, Vladimir Vasiliev, like Soloviev, and the Bolshoi’s Maris Liepa and Mikhail Lavrovsky, show in this DVD the way they revealed to the world new possibilities for male ballet expression.

Continued from previous page “avant premier film,” before your first film.

That was pretty smart. Because if I hadn’t the ambition to talk about where I’m coming from, the style would probably have been different.

I’d like to hear more about the cinemathèque run by your parents.

They felt that as parents, the best thing to do was to show what they like and afterward let me see whatever I want. Those 16mm films they would show me at the family house on the west coast of France in the summer when I had a school vacation would include mostly Jacques’ films, but also Jean Vigo’s L’Atalante, Pickpocket, Singing in the NYPre ss .com

Galina Ulanova was a product of the Kirov but was transferred to the Bolshoi at the end of World War II. At 46, Ulanova is quite astonishing in the White Swan adagio from Swan Lake, captured during the company’s debut season in London in 1956. Her performance is technically imperfect by the standards of her day or ours, and yet at any calendar age or historical epoch Ulanova would be the kind of artist about whom quibbles are irrelevant. Every step she takes demonstrates a personal and masterly way of shaping a step, a phrase, a role, a larger metaphor.

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Rain, the westerns I mentioned, Max Ophuls and Hitchcock, The Birds and Psycho.

I’m intrigued by your decision to shoot on film. Why was that important to you?

It’s still possible. Soon enough it won’t be possible at all, so it was interesting for that. And I wanted to find a form that that could dialog with Documenteur—and be distinct from Documenteur but also be the same organic thing. We match modern Super 16mm with 35mm in 1981. It’s the same thing but very different. The stock is much better now and much different.

We wanted to shoot in CinemaScope for this change in format, we tried 35mm, but it was too clean. It didn’t match Documenteur, and I wanted a dialog.

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She Keeps Spider-Man in Step

By Angela Barbuti

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he first Broadway show Natalie Lomonte ever saw was The Phantom of the Opera. She was visiting New York for the first time with her mother’s dance studio. After purchasing last-minute tickets, they were seated in the 11th row, in the spot where the infamous chandelier comes crashing down on the audience.

This may have been a sign that two decades later, she would be cast in another infamous show, Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark. Now 31, Lomonte has been appointed to dance captain of the spectacle, which celebrated its one-year anniversary on June 14.

On Mondays, her day off, she can be found at home on the Upper West Side, working on her computer with a Spider-Man mouse pad. We spoke to her by phone last week.

What is the job description of a dance captain?

Since the choreographer is not there all the time, the dance captain is there to make sure the intentions of the choreographer are carried out and the integrity is maintained to the standard it was originally intended.

I cover auditions and rehearsals and train new cast members.

How did you get started in dance?

In my bio, I say that I began dancing in the womb, because that’s what my mother tells me. She’s a dance teacher and owned a school in Sugarland, Texas. When she was pregnant, she claims that when she put on a record in class, I would start moving around. She continuously tested me by pulling the needle off the record, and I would always stop.

There has been much media coverage of the accidents that plagued the set. How has that affected the dynamic of the show?

When we started our first three months of previews, there was a feeling in the air that people were coming just in case an accident happened, because they wanted to be there to witness it. It was very surreal.

How is Spider-Man different from other Broadway musicals?

Because it was such an expensive production and Julie Taymor, Bono and Edge were involved, the show was a celebrity itself. I feel like we were on the map before we got started, and a lot of people decided whether they were for or against us from the beginning.

How much interaction does Bono have with the cast?

He works more closely with the creative team. But, as ensemble members, Bono and Edge were present for a few musical rehearsals or when we were putting a new song on stage. Once we opened for previews, they invited us out to dinner.

Which celebrities would you like to see in the lead roles eventually?

Wow, that’s a really good question. [Aside] Who would I like to see in the lead roles if they were to go the celebrity route?

Did you just ask someone for help?

I did! [Laughs] I asked my boyfriend, Christopher Tierney, who is also in the show. Alan Cumming was originally cast as the Green Goblin, which would have been a much different direction. Perhaps our show, being based on the Marvel comic, doesn’t have the same immediate need for a celebrity, as others do, in order to sell tickets.

Natalie Lomonte, dance captain of Spider-Man, said during previews there was a “feeling in the air that people were coming just in case an accident happened.”

When you look into the audience, who do you see?

You have the occasional kid with his face painted to look like a Spider-Man mask or my personal favorite, a pajama Spider-Man costume with a built-in muscle suit. We have a lot of little kids waving to us when we are bowing. Because it’s about such an iconic character, we definitely have people there who otherwise wouldn’t be interested in seeing a Broadway musical, from tiny kids to grandparents.

Who are some famous people who have been in the crowd?

Heidi Klum came with her children. Bill Clinton, Jay-Z and Beyoncé, David Ortiz, Al Pacino, Alicia Keyes. A lot of the Yankees.

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Did you ever think the show would close?

I always kept the idea that anything could happen. We were working so hard, for so many hours a day, for so long. In the middle of it, when things were really chaotic, if it were to close, I don’t know that any of us would have been completely surprised.

But I never felt pessimistic. In my heart, I thought it would succeed. I can’t tell you why exactly, but I felt like we weren’t going through this for nothing.

That’s probably why your show did succeed—because of the cast’s positive outlook.

I do think that has a lot to do with it—the attitudes of the people on stage and even backstage. Everyone in our original cast was just absolutely incredible. It’s a very unique vibe in the group; we’re really lucky. We just stuck with it and made it happen.

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Rangel Faces Tough Challenge in June 26 Congressional Primary

By Megan Bungeroth

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he lines have shifted and the race is fierce. As the date of the Democratic primary— June 26—approaches, four candidates for the 13th congressional district are competing for the party’s nomination against long-time incumbent Charles Rangel.

The newly drawn boundaries of the

district have been a source of much debate, with Rangel insisting that he is still the best representative and others seizing on the demographic and district changes to call for a new representative.

The former 15th District shifted from a majority African-American population to become the new 13th District, which is majority Hispanic. It now includes more of East Harlem, as well as parts of the South Bronx.

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He is also recovering from back surgery, which has slowed him down and ramped up speculation that he plans to win the race and retire halfway through the term in order to facilitate a special election for his hand-picked successor, Assembly Member Keith Wright—a charge Rangel vehemently denies.

While he doesn’t seem to feel much threat from his opponents this time around, Rangel puts his agenda in dramatic terms and has made it clear that he thinks he’s the only person qualified to go to Washington for the 13th District.

“It seems to me that everything that I’ve talked about and everything that I’ve said involves national security, in terms of jobs, education and the survival and broadening of the middle class,” Rangel said. “Even more than that—and I’m not a very religious person—but whether you’re Morman, Muslim, Catholic or Protestant, Jewish or gentile, the things I’m talking about and the president’s talking about seem spiritual and Biblical to me. The aged, the sick, the poor—why is there such a silence on these things?”

Rangel is also confident that the Democrats will regain the majority in the House of Representatives and be able to move their agenda forward, despite predictions otherwise.

“You cannot go into a fight when your country’s involved and say, ‘What happens if you lose?’” he said.

records and their future potential. Since the district is so heavily Democratic, whoever wins this primary will likely sweep the general election as well, so residents are tasked with making the distinction between five people who all swear they can best represent their interests in Congress.

Adriano Espaillat Often cited as the frontrunner (albeit in a race that’s certainly too close to call), State Sen. Adriano Espaillat, 57, vows to bring new blood and new energy to Washington, D.C. He would also bring the distinction of being the first Dominican-American to serve in Congress, a fact he has repeatedly touted around the newly created majority Hispanic district and one of the things that sets him apart from other candidates. He’s also the only one aside from Rangel who has ever held elected office, which his opponents use against him (painting him with the same brush as Rangel, as a “government-as-usual” candidate) and he uses to his advantage when talking about state legislation he’s passed that shows the kind of issues he promises to address in Congress.

“I have the track record of producing jobs,” Espaillat, 57, said in recent editorial board interview. “Seven hundred and fifty new jobs will come as a result of the George Washington Bridge [Terminal] redevelopment to a state-of-the-art shopping facility and business center,” he said of a project he’s worked on at the state level.

Creating jobs at the national level has to focus on small businesses, Espaillat said, pointing to creative solutions he’s employed in the state. “[I’ve helped] small businesses with smart energy equipment that will lower their electric bill by 50 percent, giving them disposable income to create summer jobs for chronically unemployed youth,” Espaillat said.

He has also worked on immigrants’ rights and passed a law allowing undocumented immigrants in New York State to receive in-state tuition rates. He praised President Barack Obama’s recent decision to grant work visas to undocumented immigrants Andrew Schwartz

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The 21-time incumbent cuts a commanding and complicated figure in national politics.

Rangel, who just turned 82, has publicly declared that he doesn’t see much threat in this race and seems, outwardly at least, to be as selfassured as ever in his victory, despite the new district.

The longtime politician has recently been dogged by scandal as well as physical ailments. In 2010, the House Ethics Committee found him guilty of several violations relating to taxes, reporting his income and improper fundraising. His campaign agreed to pay a civil fine of $23,000 this year after he was found to be improperly using a rent-stabilized apartment for a campaign office.

But Rangel defends his record, equating his violations to minor mistakes and insisting they should not get in the way of his campaign.

“I spit on the sidewalk, and I get busted,” Rangel said in an editorial board interview. “You’re damned right I shouldn’t be spitting on the sidewalk. But I didn’t break any laws. I mean, people talk about taxes, and they should, because no one likes anyone to evade taxes.”

Rangel says his influence and popularity on Capitol Hill has not diminished, though he is no longer the Democratic leader of the Ways and Means Committee, which he helmed for years, helping him wield bargaining power in

The four challengers to Rangel each bring different backgrounds and personalities to the table, but their stances on major issues—investing in economic development and housing, women’s rights, creating jobs—are quite similar.

The race, then, comes down to voters’ evaluation of the candidates’ past

who were brought to the country as children, but said the president hasn’t gone far enough.

“Why not open up the doors to these young people who want to get a good job, pay their taxes and help the economy? Why not make them eligible for some of the help that other students get now?” Espaillat asked. He said that passing the DREAM Act would be a top priority in his first term if elected.

Mayor Michael Bloomberg has praised Espaillat in the past for not being afraid to stand up to special interests on environmental issues; he considers himself a green candidate and has supported a marine transfer station in the West Village in the name of environmental justice.

The 13th congressional district includes East Harlem down to East 96th Street, just five blocks north of the planned MTS for East 91st Street that has local residents up in arms.

Espaillat said he’s not casting his support for the plan yet, but said he would consider it carefully before throwing his weight into stopping it, as Upper East Side Rep. Carolyn Maloney has done.

“I think there needs to be a full discussion about it,” Espaillat said. “I would like to sit down and speak to the local residents.

I know that neighborhood is traumatized right now with all the construction and development” from the Second Avenue Subway project.

When it comes to getting things done in a partisan, divisive House of Representatives, Espaillat said that the Democratic party needs to pit strong, progressive voices against Tea Party Republicans and stand with Obama’s agenda when they need to push forward.

“I will bring a fresh, new voice to Congress that will get things done and bring back some results,” he said.

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Clyde Williams, 50, has been methodically building his campaign, and his résumé, for a long time. Of all the challengers to Charles Rangel, he has the most national government experience, having worked for the Clinton administration as deputy chief of staff at the U.S. Department of Agriculture, later working for Clinton in Harlem as a domestic policy advisor. In fact, Clinton’s withholding of his traditional endorsement of Rangel this year is seen by some political insiders as a subtle endorsement of his former staffer.

But Williams seems uninterested in playing political games; when asked how he would be effective in Congress, he has no trouble laying out priorities and ways to tackle them.

“There’s been a conversation for years about bringing hotels uptown,” Williams said. “It’s not a new idea; the problem is it has never happened, and I believe the reason why it hasn’t happened is that the politics haven’t come together.”

He agrees that jobs are the No. 1 priority, and said that he sees real potential for specific industries in the district.

“When I talk about workforce development, I’m talking about training people for jobs that exist today,” Williams said. “We have a shortage of nurses in America. We’re importing nurses from Bangkok, Thailand and The Phillipines.

There’s no reason we can’t train people in our congressional district to fill those jobs today. Same thing with electri-

cians, plumbers, and auto mechanics.”

He also hopes to bring call centers and garment manufacturing back to the area.

Williams said one of the things that sets him apart is his understanding of government. “Too many people talk all the time about all these things they’re going to do as a congressman…and they never tell you how they’re going to pay for it,” he said.

“I can tell you for a fact—the things I talk about, I can tell you how they’re going to be paid for.”

He asserts, for example, that the government needs to invest more money into the country’s infrastructure.

“A Department of Transportation study shows that for every billion dollars you spend, you create 47,000 jobs,” he said. That billion could be taken from the subsidies currently given to oil and gas companies, he suggested.

When it comes to challenging Rangel, Williams dismisses the idea that he’s not up for the task simply because he’s never held elected office.

“Of course Charlie Rangel knows how Congress works better than anybody else—he’s been up there for 40 years. But I’m talking about government. There’s a big difference between government and Congress, and there’s billions of dollars sitting there in government agencies that nobody’s applying for,” Williams said.

“I’m the only person who’s running for this race who’s actually worked within the community and worked in Washington, D.C.”

Joyce Johnson

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In a crowded field of candidates, Joyce Johnson, 62, does not hesitate to assert that her gender makes her the uniquely qualified choice for voters.

“I am a woman—that distinguishes me. I may just be lucky around this—the sad luck of the Republican right-wing assault on women,” Johnson said in a recent interview. “I do believe that I am the best candidate in this field for the district, [where] so many women are single heads of households.”

Promoting equal pay for women is a priority for Johnson, and she said that voters in her district are especially affected by pay disparity, as so many women are supporting

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their families on one paycheck.

She also said she’s well accustomed to fighting for women’s rights—she had to fight to assert her own authority in the workplace years ago, when she became the first woman in a management position at a Seagram’s distillery in 1970.

She faced a lot of opposition at first, managing a union crew that was barely accustomed to working with African Americans, let alone taking orders from a woman, but eventually rose through the ranks at Seagram’s and worked for their corporate office.

Johnson credits her success with being able to rise above the sexist comments and connect with her employees on a human level—a tactic she said she would employ in

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Johnson left Seagram’s after 17 years and began a career working in communications and community relations for the city in various departments, including for Manhattan Borough President Virginia Fields and in the comptroller’s office, the mayor’s Office of Children and Families and the office of the schools chancellor, where she worked with then-Chancellor Rudy Crew. She served as a Democratic district leader for five years and was on the Upper West Side’s Community Board 7, along with other nonprofit and advocacy work.

If elected, Johnson hopes to bring jobs and economic vitality to northern Manhattan neighborhoods by luring the hospitality industry, hotels, restaurants, shops and attractions that can capitalize on the tour buses that parade through Harlem every week to visit historic churches and hopefully draw more visitors.

“The big thing all over the country is jobs

at every level. We are a country that no longer manufactures anything; we don’t produce anything, it’s all overseas,” Johnson said. “We can incentivize industry, the retail industry, the call center, light manufacturing. That will be supported by Americans crying out for American made.” She hopes to bring many of those industries home to her district.

While she’s never held elected office—she ran against Congressman Charles Rangel in 2010 and has run for state Assembly and City Council—Johnson insists that her work in the community has amply prepared her for the job. She gets particularly fiery when asked how she stacks up to Rangel in experience.

“He has the same 40 years that I do, and my record is stellar; it’s commanding. He did his [time] in Congress and I did mine breaking glass ceilings,” she said. “He had an easier time in 1972 going to Congress than I had going to Seagram’s in a redneck production plant.”

Craig Schley Craig Schley, 48, wants to make one thing clear: He may have done some modeling in his life, to put himself through school at NYU, but he’s spent a lot more time molding himself into a model citizen and community advocate. He’s also been an electrician’s apprentice, a firefighter and a scuba rescuer and worked with the New York City Commission on Human Rights.

“What distinguishes me in particular is that I have a clear and discernable record of defending the interests of the community,” Schley said. “I have a history of being able to negotiate and get what seems to be a hostile opponent to be on board with a plan.”

Schley isn’t afraid of conflict, either. In 2008, he worked with a group of activists to adamantly oppose the city’s rezoning of 125th Street in Harlem that he said would displace small businesses and change the neighborhood for the worse for current residents.

Recently, a group he founded, Voices of the Everyday People, sued the city over the rezoning. He sees keeping the neighborhoods affordable as one of the most important tasks the 13th District’s next congressional representative will have on his or her plate.

“HUD [the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development] in particular has been building homes out of the economic reach of the people living here,” said Schley of his district. “The small mom-and-pop businesses stores up here were unable to afford their leases. Everything is wrapped around property value here.”

If he were elected, he said, he would dive

immediately into reforming federal housing regulations.

“I would try my best to make sure that I get on the housing committee and introduce legislation for HUD to adopt a standard of building incometargeted housing,” he said.

Currently, the department looks at median income for a particular geographic area, which he said can include wealthier counties like Westchester that skew the averages much higher than what is affordable for many residents of Northern Manhattan and the Bronx.

He also said he’d work to get the Department of Justice involved in reforming stopand-frisk procedures that unfairly target minorities.

Schley, who once interned for Charles Rangel, said it’s high time someone new stepped into place, and that his inexperience in elected office should not be a hindrance for his campaign.

“Our current president was a genius senator and ran for president as soon as he got into office,” Schley said. “I’ve been a public servant all my life.”

“At the end of the day, representation comes from the ability to garner support from the people in your community. I, unlike my other candidates, enjoy broad support, being cross-endorsed by other parties,” Schley said, referring to his support from the political action committee he formed and under which he ran for Congress in 2008 and 2010, and his endorsement by the Republican Party.

“There’s going to be a learning curve no matter what you do,” he said.

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The Race for Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand’s Seat

By Alissa Fleck

George Maragos accuses his opponents City & State recently himself as a more moderof being indecisive on the tax issue and reported, though a ate vote than the others. focuses heavily on his own history of campaign spokesTurner, a generally adaen. Kirsten Gillibrand may business experience in finance. Prior to person said she will mant critic of the Obama rank favorably in polls, but his political career, Maragos was a vice have sufficient funds administration, has taken Republican hopefuls are dukpresident at Chase Manhattan Bank and to compete in the criticism for not ruling out ing it out for her seat, with the primary due to promi- Citibank before founding SDS Financial tax increases, unlike his June 26 primary fast approaching. The Technologies, of which he was presinent backers. Long oppothree Republicans dent for over 20 years. Maragos says that has an extensive hisnents, who vying for her postitory of involvement in what’s lacking in Congress is solid ecosigned tion, who particinomic theory above all else. He believes conservative activism Grover pated in a primary the government’s top priority is restoring and politics as a lobNorquist’s debate last week, economic growth and byist for anti-tax have elucidated creating private sector conservapledge. their plans to dejobs. Maragos says our tive judges; Norquist crease government economy requires a she pushes issued control and spend“fundamental restrucfor an end a press ing. In the teleturing,” including a resto what release vised debate, they Rep. Bob Turner. toration to free market she sees as slam“fought to stress principles. “limited self-government” ming Turner, calling him their differences,” Despite the contenand “elite liberal” destruc“reminiscent of Barack the New York Times tious issues on the table, tion of the Constitution and Obama,” while Turner has reported, though experts anticipate a low individual rights and entermaintained he will make they demonstrated turnout at the primaprise. According to Norquist’s compromises if necessary. mainly similarities ries; a recent Siena release, Long is the only Wendy Long is a between them.

Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand.

College poll shows 70 candidate of the three who Manhattan lawyer and Rep. Bob Turner, percent of Republican has committed to not raising political newcomer whose campaign the best-known candidate, who last year voters do not prefer any taxes. has suffered some financial setbacks. won Anthony Weiner’s congressional seat candidate.

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By Rebecca Harris

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he shabby state of Manhattan’s East River Esplanade, crumbling with age and plagued by awkwardly configured spaces, minimal amenities and deterioration due to a general lack of upkeep, has been a source of displeasure for East Siders for years.

City Council Member Jessica Lappin has said her office receives frequent calls from residents of East Harlem and the Upper East Side complaining about the condition of the waterfront area between 60th and 125th streets.

“Many of us on the East Side have been very jealous, for a long time, of what West Siders have to take advantage of when it comes to their waterfront parks,” she said.

Now, city officials and community advocates have begun soliciting feedback in their mission to craft a vision for an ambitious improvement of the aesthetically neglected East River Esplanade.

Canals weaving inland, intertwining with Manhattan’s city grid; a network of modern

boardwalks spiking out into the water off the shoreline; advanced irrigation systems; and dramatic landscaping are just a few examples of designs for the new park put forth by the winners of a Civitas ideas competition.

Civitas, a nonprofit organization that works to improve urban planning and land use policies on the Upper East Side and East Harlem, launched the contest in the fall of 2010, encouraging architects from around the world to submit proposals for creative development of the Esplanade. The competition drew 90 submissions.

“We looked at other great spaces in New York City—Hudson River Park, the High Line—how did they get their start,” said Hunter Armstrong, executive director of Civitas. “With a comprehensive vision coming from their community with an ideas competition.”

The winners were chosen by a panel of eight judges: six architects, a zoning attorney and William Castro, the Parks Department’s Manhattan borough commissioner. Requested improvements included expansion of available activities, integration

of existing features and increased access to the waterfront, among other criteria.

Lappin called the winning designs inspirational.

“Coming up with the vision for what we want shouldn’t start out from a place that’s restricted to what we think we can do, but with what we would love to do,” she said.

Submissions to the Civitas competition were not restricted by financial feasibility or zoning requirements. Armstrong noted that the winning designs may not necessarily come to fruition in development of the Esplanade.

“We wish there were major dollars at the end of this to implement some of these designs, but obviously work is needed to build that political and community support. This was a creative process to…pool in the community, constituents and stakeholders and get them to start thinking about the future of the park,” he said.

The Museum of the City of New York unveiled its Reimagining the Waterfront exhibition, which showcases the contest’s three winners and five honorable mentions, two weeks ago. The exhibit will be on display

Joseph Wood’s “3X: 300 % more Esplanade.”

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First-place winner Joseph Wood, an architecture graduate student at Syracuse University, produced a design plan that integrates the Upper East Side and East Harlem neighborhoods adjacent to the river by extending the boundaries of the waterfront inland via canals.

“I think, different from all the other projects, my idea was the thought of pulling the water into the city, bringing the waterfront to the people,” said Wood, who added that he, like many of the winners, had not actually visited the Esplanade while crafting his ambitious design.

Takumo Ono and Darina Zlateva of New York City and Matteo Rossetti of Italy won second and third place, respectively.

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What inspired you to write The Mama’s Boy Myth?

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My relationship [with my son, Paul] didn’t look anything like that—I wanted to know where this was coming from.

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boundaries by putting her in a football jersey or teaching her something mechanical.

If a mom spends too much time with her son or teaches him something traditionally female, moms get pushed back—leave that kid alone, let him be, stop bothering him.

Mothers don’t get as much leeway with their sons as dads have with their daughters.

Your book is clearly a study and not a parenting manual. What advice do you have for new mothers of boys?

Follow your instincts. Your son needs you, and it’s good to keep [him] close. Spending time with your boy as [he] gets older, away from the rest of the family, fosters closeness. There’s something primal about the mother-son relationship throughout life at every stage.

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hen she was raising her two children, Kate Stone Lombardi—a seasoned journalist for The New York Times for more than two decades and mom to now-26-year-old Jeanie and 23-year-old Paul—was taken aback by the assumptions of so many people around her, who said it was best to distance herself from her son to avoid him becoming a “mama’s boy.”

But Lombardi’s parenting instincts went against all of the advice that she was hearing. Synthesizing years of research with hundreds of her own interviews with mothers, sons, fathers and experts, she presents a solid argument to those naysayers in her book, The Mama’s Boy Myth: Why Keeping Our Sons Close Makes Them Stronger (Avery). Both the data and the personal anecdotes demonstrate that fostering a close mother-son relationship results in emotionally evolved, empathetic and successful men.

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the mother-son relationship?

Moms teach their boys to recognize what they’re feeling, talk about it and start to develop empathy for others. They work at every stage of the game to develop emotional intelligence—it doesn’t make boys weak or dependent, it equips them to navigate life later on.

Has there been any backlash surrounding the book?

I had an excerpt printed in the Wall Street Journal and some of the comments—more than 200— were really angry, most of them from men. One said, “Your son sounds like the kind of kid they would have beaten up as a child.” This really surprised me, because this book is really good news—I love boys and men, and I think fathers are very important.

This book is just about mothers and sons.

Tell me about any positive feedback.

[There have been] a lot of positive comments from sons—one that made me really happy was [from] a veteran of the Afghan and Iraq War, your typical guys’ guy. He talked about how his mom made him a better parent and soldier.

How do these close mother-son relationships differ from helicopter parenting?

What I’m talking about is maintaining an emotional connection to your son and

letting him develop into the full person that he is. My generation encouraged what used to be considered masculine traits, like pursuing education, in our daughters, so we should also be encouraging emotional intelligence in our sons.

What kind of dialogue do you hope to spark with your research?

My hope is that we start to have a conversation about some of the assumptions we’re making.

We’re still looking at the mother-son relationship like it’s 1955. I’m tired of these old stereotypes. Tenyear-old boys still need their moms, and 17-year-old boys still need their moms.

Freud cannot be avoided with a topic like this!

Freud was clearly a brilliant man, but he wrote the Oedipus complex in 1899. He was not writing a parenting guide for 2012—he was talking about the subconscious and, over the years, it’s [been] distorted into a prohibition against motherson relationships. He was never against mothers and sons having a normal, close relationship.

Do you think there is a double standard when it comes to the father-daughter relationship?

When dads are close to [their] daughters, everyone thinks it’s great. A dad can do anything with his daughter—she can be his little princess or he can push traditional

What about for mothers of older sons?

It is never too late to reach out and establish a bond. Early imprinting is important, but I’ve spoken to many moms who early on bought into the cultural expectations that they should push their sons away, and later reached out to their sons with positive results. It was sometimes as simple as a mom calling her son and saying, “I miss seeing you. Want to go for a walk?”

You also have a daughter. What has motherhood been like with both of your children?

Raising both a son and a daughter in this culture sometimes felt like a strange balancing act. I was encouraging my daughter to excel in school, work hard, be athletic, not fold when faced with adversity. With my son, I was concerned about not losing [his] sweet side as he got drawn into the male culture of toughness. Really, I just wanted both of them to develop their full human potential.

How does your mother-daughter relationship differ from the one you have with your son?

No one ever criticized my relationship with my daughter, which was equally close but in some ways more intense than my relationship with my son. I think I identified more with my daughter, and that was both good and bad. Adolescence was much rougher with her, too—I think because we are more alike, she felt a greater need to establish a break from me. Now that she is an adult, we are very close. But no one ever criticized my closeness with her, and especially, now that she’s an adult, nobody seems to think it’s weird that we Gchat all the time, comparing notes on the minutia of our day. With my son, I would get messages [from others] to back off at every stage.

Jessica Kobrin Bernstein is a teacher turned overtired, overeducated SAHM of two. She lives with her husband, toddler, kindergartener and hundreds of books in Manhattan.

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Open Your Mind About Oaky Chardonnays Don’t follow the mob when it comes to this aging process

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want to get it out on the table: I am just as confused as any of you are by many of the popular trends in wine today. And it isn’t just the often hilarious terminology (I could write an entire post on that), it’s the absolutism and lack of gray areas that seem to prevail in the wine community’s opinions on certain things.

It seems that once a high-profile wine professional has decided that he or she likes or doesn’t like something, the rest of the wine community follows like lemmings off a cliff. It is this very behavior that has turned me into a difficult, fussy contrarian.

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a solid “good” or “bad” category, it immediately raises red flags for me and I’ll usually take the opposite position, just to try and even the score.

Now, I will be the first to admit that I am not immediately drawn to a chardonnay that has been either fermented or aged excessively in oak. This was a style that caught on in the late ’70s and grew in popularity through the ’80s, until the market was saturated with this style of chard in the ’90s. Then came the backlash.

It started with wine geeks who, rightfully, hated the cheaply made, “oaky” chards that tasted like a stick of butter nailed to a two-by-four. These wines were often not even made using oak barrels, which are very expensive. Instead, oak chips were (and still are) dumped into a stainless steel vat of wine to add oaky tones. Sometimes, even sawdust is used.

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These are terrible wines. You will get no argument from me about that.

However, there has been a hysteria over the last decade or so about chardonnays that have any oak flavor at all. Any use of oak is looked down upon and thought of as bourgeois. This

By Josh Perilo is an incredibly ignorant point of view that has, unfortunately, become the norm now in the oversaturated world of faux wine connoisseurs.

Oak is good. Oak can be amazing, actually. It takes more talent to use oak correctly in winemaking than to not use it at all.

When done the right way, the end product is breathtaking.

For a tremendous example of what the new world can offer along the lines of well-made, oak-laden chardonnays, look to Arcadian Vineyard “Sleepy Hollow” Chardonnay 2006 ($36.99 at Astor Wines, 399 Lafayette St., at E. 4th St.,

212-674-7500, astorwines.com) from California’s Central Coast. This wine is both fermented and aged in French oak barrels. The result isn’t an over-the-top, wet particle board smackdown; instead, it starts on the nose with ripe oranges and notes of French bread. On the palate, the super-ripe citrus continues with pineapple through the middle. The end has flavors of honey, white pepper and even a hint of caramel. This vino is a meal all by itself, but would be the ultimate match-up for lobster and drawn butter.

The old world has plenty of good, oaky chardonnay to bring to the table, as well.

The Chateau Fuissé Pouilly-Fuissé “Les Brûlés” 2007 ($60 at Sherry-Lehmann, 505 Park Ave., at 59th St., 212-838-7500, sherry-lehmann.com) from Burgundy is a touch lighter, but no less intense. There are massive amounts of ginger and crème brûlée scents. The palate is all about vanilla, white peach and spice. The finish has hints of cinnamon, allspice and quince. This wine is a masterpiece.

So, break off from the mob and open your mind. Try tasting a truly great wine that is made, if not to please the masses, at least those for who appreciate expert craftsmanship.

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ne of the great joys of city life is the neighborhood restaurant.

They’re friendly, comfortable, conveniently located—usually on a quiet side street—and the food is good but not complicated, skillful but not demanding.

They’re the kind of place you can return to several times in a week without feeling like a foie gras goose, overstuffed and greasy.

New Yorkers know these spots well. We tend to forget, though, in that special worldview that reduces much of the rest of the world to “OK to visit, but you wouldn’t want to live there,” that we’re not the only ones. In Barcelona, every few blocks has its own cafe for seafood a la plancha. Seattle has more retro-styled locavore comfort food than you can shake a stick at. And Paris has a bistro on every corner with a prix fixe menu that starts with pâté de campagne and ends with crême carame. Ex-pats can spend a

lifetime bemoaning their loss, seeking out every Spanish restaurant in L.A. only to find not one of them can make pan con tomate properly.

For those French in New York performing that desperate search, there is light on East 92nd Street. On a quiet corner, with a barely existent awning and an unassuming entrance, is Table d’Hôte (44 E. 92nd St., betw. Park & Madison Aves., tabledhote. info), a neighborhood restaurant that manages to be both local spot and Parisian vacation. Stepping through the glass-fronted door is like taking a trip straight to the 13th Arrondissement, faster than the Concorde and not nearly as pricey.

There has been a restaurant in this location for some 30 years; when chef-owner William Knapp bought it from the original owners last year, he knew he had to keep much the same so as not to alienate those who had grown reliant on their own neighborhood spot. But while the chairs and chalkboards are the same, the approach is brand-new.

Knapp’s CIA training and years in the

belly of New York’s fine dining beast, including time served under Tom Colicchio at Gramercy Tavern and then Craft, have given him a mastery of traditional techniques and preparations as well as an easy hand with seasonality and creative interpretation based on what’s available this minute.

Impossibly crispy-skinned salmon with gently cooked, still red flesh comes with new green peas and their shoots today; in two months, it will almost certainly have a dog days of summer accompaniment.

The short menu is stacked with comfortable (not comfort food—an important distinction) dishes that would be at home on any residential rue—a substantial, meltingly tender leg of duck confit, steamed mussels with saffron and the aforementioned pâté de campagne. American touches like the crab cake with cucumber salad remind you not to break out your high school language skills with the waitress, but even that could be found in some of the cooler quartiers (have you heard Brooklyn is the next big trend in Paris?).

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Desserts move up the sophistication ladder a rung or two—the chocolate tart is spiked with a smoky Earl Grey tea essence and the hazelnut brittle that accompanies the mocha semifreddo is shockingly blond, spiked with macadamia nuts that amplify the buttery toffee; the candy is somehow both lighter and more decadent than crunchier, more caramel-colored renditions. Acknowledging his own limitations, Knapp wisely recruited Elishia Richards, former executive pastry chef at Esca, to design a short but versatile dessert menu to mirror his approach to the mains. They end the meal on a high note that doesn’t overwhelm or leave you waddling out the door.

Working with a kitchen barely big enough for two and the practical concerns of taking over an established restaurant (“I was going to put in banquettes, make it look a little more modern,” he said, “but the chairs that were here are perfectly good—why waste the money?”), Knapp has made his Table d’Hôte the sort of instant classic Parisians demand and New Yorkers didn’t know they could have.

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It is important to realize that people and animals differ greatly in their ability to regulate internal body temperature.

Humans have hundreds of sweat glands, all over the body, that help us stay cool by releasing moisture which evaporates on the skin’s surface. Dogs have very few sweat glands, all of which are located in the pads of their feet. Dogs cool themselves primarily by the process of panting and breathing, with the moist lining of their lungs, tongue, mucous membranes and windpipe serving as the evaporative surfaces. Dogs also release heat by dilating blood vessels in the face, ears and hairless areas of the body like the armpits and groin. This allows blood to flow closer to the skin’s surface, where it has a chance to cool down.

Minimizing your dog’s exposure to extreme temperatures can prevent a life-threatening condition called hyperthermia, which can lead to heat stroke.

A dog’s normal body temperature is 101–103 degrees Farenheit. Hyperthermia is a sustained core body temperature over 105, due to the dog’s inability to cool itself efficiently. Certain dogs are at higher risk because of their body conformations or medical conditions.

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Never leave your dog unattended in a parked car, even for a minute. Temperatures inside that vehicle can easily reach 160 degrees in a matter of minutes. Five minutes inside can lead to death. Consider leaving your dog at home when you run errands on a hot day.

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rom stress relief to reducing the risk of heart disease, there are many reported benefits to swimming. And on a hot summer day in New York City, it’s also a great way to cool off. These are just a few reasons why some adults who never learned to swim are signing up to learn now.

“Everybody can learn to swim—it has nothing to do with age,” said Lori Pailet, managing director of Aqua Skills, a swim instruction group in Manhattan. “There are so many benefits—it’s great cardio, great for circulation, great for flexibility and it doesn’t hurt your joints.”

Aqua Skills offers group classes as well as private and semiprivate lessons for adults at different locations in Manhattan. It offers a flexible schedule with classes seven days a week and an “Early Bird” class that begins at 6 a.m., said Pailet.

Many other programs also offer beginner swim classes for adults in the city.

Mary O’Donoghue, aquatics specialist for the YMCA of Greater New York, said there are five YMCA locations in Manhattan that all offer swimming classes for adults. She said participants range from adults in their twenties to those over the age of 60.

“One of our members was 65 when she started taking lessons,” she said. “When she grew up, she didn’t have the finances or time to learn to swim. She wanted to enjoy the water with her grandchildren, so she decided she was going to do it.”

The adult beginner classes cover the basics of swimming as well as addressing any fears that adults may have about being

in the water. The class is a good fit for adults who have never swum before or those who can swim a little bit but have not gone into deeper water, O’Donoghue said.

For more information about Aqua Skills, visit www.aquaskills.com or call 212-206-6976. To find a YMCA location, a class schedule and rate information, visit ymcanyc.org or call 212-630-9600.

Below are a few options available in Manhattan: Asphalt Green: Freestyle 101 Learn the basics of freestyle swimming in this intro course—breath control, floating, submersion, kicking and arm movements.

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Dates: Sundays, July 29–Aug. 19 Time: 6–7 p.m.

Price: From $132 Location: 92Y, Lexington Avenue at 92nd Street For more info, to register or to find more sessions this summer, visit www.92y.org.

92Y also offers “Water Fear Wash-Away for Adults” courses for individuals with aquatic phobias. Check out their website for more details.

The Jewish Community Center: Adult Beginner Swim The JCC offers adult learn-to-swim classes taught by American Red Crosscertified instructors. Beginner courses cover the basics: breath control, self-propulsion, buoyancy and water safety skills.

Dates: Summer Session: Mondays, June 18–Aug. 13 (classes are prorated for late registrants) Fall Session: Mondays, Sept. 10–Nov. 5

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CAMPING COOLEST CAMPING FOR KIDS Fridays and Saturdays in July and August, families can join the Urban Park Rangers (nycgovparks.org) for an overnight camping experience in New York City. The night includes a cookout and other evening

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activities like stargazing, nocturnal walks, orienteering, nature crafts, campfires, fishing and bird-watching. The program is free, but registration is required and campers are chosen by a lottery system.

Participating locations include: Van Cortlandt Park | Bronx Marine Park | Brooklyn Central Park | Manhattan

MOST MAGICAL STARGAZING The city that never sleeps is not the ideal venue for aspiring astronomers, but there are still a couple of places that offer the least light pollution—perfect for spotting shooting stars.

Floyd Bennett Field | Gateway National Recreation Center | Brooklyn nps.gov/gate Great Kills Park | Staten Island nycgovparks.org BEST PLACE TO SNOOZE WITH ANIMALS Family Overnight Safari | Bronx Zoo This popular family event books up

early and features a picnic dinner, handson animal experiences, scavenger hunts, games, sing-alongs, guided walks and a sea lion wake-up call. wcs.org

NATURE BEST FOR BIRD-WATCHING Jamaica Bay Wildlife Refuge, Gateway National Recreation Area | Queens Look for long-legged waders like egrets, herons and ibises; shorebirds like sandpipers and plovers; and a variety of songbirds such as olive-sided flycatchers and blue grosbeaks at this bird sanctuary— one of the largest in the northeastern United States. nyharborparks.org MOST MAGNIFICENT TREE

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continuing education Magnolia Tree Earth Center | Brooklyn The 40-foot Magnolia grandiflora at this nature center was declared a living landmark in 1970 and is an excellent way to teach your kids about the importance of trees (and sadly, their rarity) in urban landscapes. nycgovparks.org PERFECT RAINY DAY ACTIVITY IN CENTRAL PARK Charles A. Dana Discovery Center Central Park | Manhattan The kids had their heart set on exploring Central Park, but it’s raining cats and dogs. Now what? Dash between the raindrops to the Charles A. Dana Discovery Center for a perfect (not to mention, dry) view of the 11-acre Harlem Meer and learn all about the wildlife found there, including great egrets, cormorants and bullfrogs. centralparknyc.org BEST NATURE CENTER IN DISGUISE The Henry Luce Nature Observatory at Belvedere Castle, Central Park | Manhattan From this vantage point, you can view migrating hawks and monarch butterflies, turtles sunning themselves on pond rocks and birds flitting about the Ramble.

Plus, there’s plenty to see inside the Woodlands and Water Discovery Room. centralparknyc.org

OLDIE BUT A GOODIE Alley Pond Environmental Center, Alley Pond Park | Queens Tucked inside the 635-acre Alley Pond Park, this nature center—which opened in the ’70s— was one of the city’s first of its kind. Its Animal Room lets kids get up close and personal with the likes of Bernie the Corn Snake, Loke the Prairie Dog and Henry the Ring-Necked Dove. It boasts a myriad of family programs, including nature walks on the Alley Pond Nature Trail, nature photography classes, animal care training and stargazing workshops. alleypond.com GREAT FOR BAT-WATCHING Bats abound in the city, but during the day they stay tucked away, hanging upside down and hiding from predators. The best time to see them is in the summertime at dusk, especially on humid evenings. Here’s where to go to catch a glimpse of these furry, flying creatures: The Gerritsen Creek Nature Trail Marine Park | Brooklyn nycgovparks.org The Great Hill, Central Park | Manhattan centralparknyc.org Jamaica Bay Wildlife Refuge, Gateway National Recreational Area | Queens

nps.gov/gate Spring Pond, Blue Heron Park | Staten Island nycgovparks.org THE BEST OF BOTANICAL GARDENS New York Botanical Garden | Bronx Oh, the many reasons to visit this massive, gorgeous garden this summer: the Enid A. Haupt Conservatory, the country’s largest Victorian glasshouse; the Everett Children’s Adventure Garden featuring a boulder maze, hedge maze, a natural wetland and Discovery Center; and the Ruth Rea Howell Family Garden— where kids can dig, plant and grow in one of the many hands-on gardening activities on offer. nybg.org Brooklyn Botanic Garden | Brooklyn This oasis is home to the country’s longest operating children’s garden (it opened in 1914), and its 52 acres are the perfect size to explore with young ones. Go in June, when the Cranford Rose Garden’s blooms are at their most magnificent. bbg. org Queens Botanical Garden | Queens The Bee Garden houses plants and trees that attract bees or flavor honey— if nothing else, it provides an ample opportunity to have that proverbial talk

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A Poster Couple a Year Later

By David Gibbons

Freedom to Marry (FTM) sparked its campaign to win the right to same-sex marriage in New York State last year with a series of short videos featuring charming, engaging gay couples—not least among them George Constantinou and Farid Ali Lancheros—that put a human face on the issue and helped insure the movement’s success.

“It was very much a fulfillment of our approach of giving the reachable but not-yetreached personal, local stories that open hearts and change minds, as the president recently described,” said Evan Wolfson, founder and president of FTM and a civil rights lawyer who has argued cases all the way up to the Supreme Court.

The videos highlighted the couples’ commitment and sincerity, nudging viewers to the conclusion that they deserve a chance at marriage just like anybody else.

Where are they today? Constantinou and Lancheros are about to get married, if only they can find an hour or two to tear themselves away from their thriving, demanding business and hurry down to the courthouse for a civil ceremony. (The celebration will come later.)

Their daily life constitutes a version of the classic American Dream: A young couple, the hard-working offspring of striving immigrants, sets up a household in Brooklyn, opens a restaurant a few blocks away, puts in the sweat, builds the business and, after a few years, decides to start a family.

“I guess you’d have to say we’re living the gay American dream,” Lancheros said. “It’s astounding. And it’s really testament to the fact that with determination, faith and action, all things are possible.”

The first and most obvious question— how did they have children?—is answered in their baby shower video. (Go to YouTube and search “George and Farid” or “Farid and George’s Baby Shower.”)

The short answer is they worked with a Boston specialty clinic that found a compatible egg donor and a surrogate willing to bear twins.

They each fertilized 10 eggs, and the two most viable were implanted—one from Constantinou’s batch and the other from Lancheros’, so each of the men would be the biological father of one of their children.

Farid Ali Lancheros and George Constantinouwith their son and daughter, Milena and Gustavo at their restaurant Bogota Latin Bistro. Photo by Jonathan Springer

Lancheros, 47, is the son of a Colombian mother and Palestinian father. Constantinou, 36, is from Long Island; his mother immigrated from Costa Rica, his father from Cyprus. Together, they form a typical New York City melting-pot family.

The couple met at a speed-dating event in 2001 and have been together ever since. With his easygoing, fluid manner and quick smile, it’s no surprise that Constantinou found success young as a bartender and restaurant manager. Lancheros was reluctant to relinquish his 9-to-5 paycheck, but after a trip to Colombia where they

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sampled the local cuisine, Constantinou convinced him they ought to follow his dream and open their own restaurant.

Thus was born Bogota Latin Bistro in Park Slope, Brooklyn, on July 5, 2005. The place turned a profit almost immediately and has become one of the most popular, successful Latin-themed eateries in the five boroughs.

Their twins, Gustavo and Milena, were born Nov. 6, 2011, and they were able to attend the birth. “They are a delight—healthy, happy, and they both sleep through the night,” said Constantinou. “They’re 7 and a half months old and are the most amazing babies—all smiles, they only cry when they’re hungry, they want to be picked up or they’re teething. Yesterday we had a first: Milena cried when we left for work.”

“In light of the fact that we’re both men,

our pediatrician said she’s never met two calmer parents,” Lancheros said. “The restaurant is incredible training for that.

Stuff happens and you manage, you forge ahead. I’ll tell you what: These two babies are a piece of cake compared to running a restaurant.”

Anyone who questions a gay couple’s suitability to marriage and raising kids need only glimpse Constantinou and Lancheros in action to sense not only the open, energetic, exuberant and humorous approach they take to negotiating the challenges of sustaining a relationship and becoming responsible, loving parents, but also the underlying seriousness and honesty of their commitment to the endeavor.

But don’t trust this account; go online and check out Constantinou and Lancheros for yourself in their own words—and smiles.

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ew York City’s Gay Pride Week kicked off this past Sunday, drawing hundreds of thousands to participate in the largest celebration of LGBT pride in the United States. From now through Sunday will be a wide range of events throughout Manhattan, from street fairs to parades to raging dance parties.

Here’s a list of some of the city’s top Pride Week attractions.

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Sat, June 23, 4-11 p.m.

Pier 57 (15th St., at the West Side Highway-Hudson River Park) LGBT women can dance the night away to musical performances by entertainers like headliner DJ Whitney Day and openers Missy B and Trini. Pier 57 features easy access to bars, social spaces and restrooms. Tickets can be purchased for $25 online or $35 at the door. VIP tickets are also available online.

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Sun, June 24, 11 a.m.-7 p.m.

Hudson St. betw. Abington Square & W. 14th St. The 19th annual LGBT street fair featuring vendors, entertainers and community activities attracts thousands of local and out-of-state residents, business owners and community leaders every year. This event is free and open to the public. Registration to be a vendor is available online.

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Sun, June 24, noon Starts at 36th St. & 5th Ave., ends at Christopher & Greenwich St. NYC Pride presents the 42nd annual LGBT Pride Parade, drawing hundreds of thousands of people to the streets of Manhattan each year to celebrate gay pride with floats, musical performances and more.

The oldest gay pride parade in the United States, The March is a massive civil rights demonstration first held in 1970 to mark the one-year anniversary of the Stonewall uprising. Cyndi Lauper, Chris Salgardo, Phyllis Siegel and Connie Kopelov will serve as the parade’s grand marshals this year. This event is free and open to the public. Special needs seating will be available at 23rd Street and 5th Avenue.

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We like Williams’ record, his intelligence and his problem-solving skills.

Espaillat has had an admirable career fighting good fights in Albany, but he hasn’t given us a reason to think he will be as effective as Williams in Washington.

Although jobs and the economy are important issues to him, they are not his top priority.

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Rangel, for his part, did not present us with a clear vision of what he hoped to accomplish in the next two years. He does not appear to have the energy and focus he once did.

Add to that his ethical problems, which are much more serious than “spitting on the sidewalk,” as he described them us.

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Rep. Charles Rangel was once one of the most powerful men in Congress. He has a distinguished war record and a record of accomplishment over his 42 years in Congress. But two years ago, he admitted to serious “mistakes” and decided to give up his source of power, the position of chairman of the House Ways & Means Committee. He faced a less impressive field of opponents then, so we gave him a marginal endorsement in the hope that better candidates would emerge in 2012.

Our hope has been realized, with two strong candidates in the 13th congressional district’s Democratic primary: State Sen. Adriano Espaillat and Clyde Williams, a man with experience on the national stage as well as in Harlem, still the heart of the newly drawn district.

Our nod goes to Williams, who presents the clearest vision—really a laser-like focus on how to bring more jobs back to the district.

With his experience in job and community development in Harlem and elsewhere and with his ties to President Barack Obama and former President Bill Clinton, he has the best chance to be the district’s most effective representative, particularly if

Even if you accept Rangel’s claim that he was railroaded into an unfair admission agreement and censure, he nevertheless is a fallen political star. The president and other Democratic leaders pay a political price if they get too close to him.

He believes the accusations are no longer an issue because he was re-elected overwhelmingly in 2010, but that ignores the fact that the district has changed and many voters are looking at Rangel for the first time.

Much of the Upper West Side has been cut out to include more of the East Side and parts of the Bronx.

The other two candidates in the race, Joyce Johnson and Craig Schley, have not run strong campaigns and did not give us reason to think they could be effective.

Clyde Williams is the best candidate in the race and we endorse him in the June 26 Democratic primary.

Bob Turner, the GOP’s Best Senate Choice GOP primaries are not the norm in New York City, but this Tuesday, registered Republicans have the chance to pick a nominee to challenge Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand in November.

Of the three candidates, U.S. Rep. Bob Turner seems to have the best experience and is the one most ready to represent all New Yorkers in the Senate.

We realize that the thing that stands out most to us about him—his openness to compromise with Democrats on taxes—

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Our interest is in having the two strongest candidates.

Many Republicans feign interest in the national debt when it comes to government programs they don’t like but ignore it

when it comes to taxes or defense spending.

Turner’s interest in the debt is sincere and he is at least willing to listen to Democrats, rather than closing the door to any real negotiations.

It is clear to us that he would be better than most Republican senators, as well as his two opponents, Wendy Long and George Maragos. He deserves the chance to try and make the case that he is also better than Gillibrand. We endorse Bob Turner in Tuesday’s Republican primary.

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Marijuana Shouldn’t Be a Crime I used to turn down pot so I could someday run for congress

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hen I was a young man, I refused to smoke marijuana when offered the opportunity. I thought that it might interfere with my future career—at the time, I thought I might like to run for Congress and that if you were caught, you were disqualified.

Of course, we now know that weed is a rite of passage. Presidents and presidential candidates freely admit to drug use. We also know that white middle-class kids and their parents are exempt—it’s tough to get caught smoking dope when you are on the 15th floor of a Park Avenue apartment. On the other hand, if you are a black or Latino kid on the streetcorner, it is very easy to get stopped and frisked and sent off to jail.

Right now there is a great debate on whether to make marijuana possession legal or almost legal. I have a doctor friend, one of the top addiction specialists in the country, who tells me that marijuana is

what we might call a “gateway drug.” She says that if you start with weed, you often graduate to something stronger. I have great respect for this doctor, who has to deal with people who have been sucked into drug use, and I find it difficult to dismiss her concerns. Yet the inequalities I mentioned above are also of great concern.

Let there be no mistake about it: Alcohol is every bit as dangerous as marijuana. In fact, judging from the number of automobile accidents every year caused by alcohol abuse, strong drink is much more danger-

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s a 20-year-old college student from a Boston suburb, I knew I had hit the jackpot, living alone for the summer in a recently renovated Upper West Side apartment that had just been purchased by a friend’s parents. For them, it was an opportune investment in the bad housing market. For me, it was a sweet deal with a one-year lease that aligned perfectly with my final semesters of school.

The two-bedroom condo was nestled right near the park on the first floor of a brownstone. In contrast to the cigarette and mildew musk that had wafted through my previous downtown abode, it had that squeaky-clean aroma of a new home. The sun gleamed through the big windows and reflected off of the shiny hardwood floors. I felt precariously mature with my private laundry, dishwasher and wrap-around patio.

Everyone else residing in the building was an owner. I could sense their disapproval of this undeserving undergrad intruding on the premises in their chastising stares and standoffish hellos in the foyer. It all covered up their trepidation, however, that I would turn their sedate uptown adult home into a frat house.

My friends had, in fact, been begging me to throw a party. As the oldest of three girls in an Irish Catholic family (always the examplesetter, never the rule-breaker) I wasn’t about to chance pissing off my new neighbors.

My bleeding heart got the best of me, though—I couldn’t take the puppy eyes from my peers every time we packed into a Bushwick studio or stood in some ridiculous line outside a trendy club in the Meatpacking District. Finally, I bought some beer and created a Facebook event: “Let’s Get Trashed in My Gigantic Apartment, Wooo!”

By 11 o’clock, it was looking like a casual soiree. As we discussed it-bags and blowouts (most of the attendees were friends I had

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Now that the Rockefeller drug laws have been modified, things have gotten more sensible.

Fewer kids are being put into the system, but there is still a glut of arrests among our most disadvantaged citizens. Some distinguished lawmakers have suggested it is time to legalize marijuana and other much more deadly and heavy drugs. Some have suggested that if we legalize cannabis, the same arguments that lead to its legalization will be used for other drugs.

Such a debate is really above my pay grade; I certainly can see all the arguments for and against it. As long as there is poverty and a lack of hope, there will be drug use in this country.

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made at a fashion internship) the doorbell rang—a girl’s boyfriend from Hoboken was apparently bringing along a few buddies.

Opening my door was like emptying out a clown car of bros, all of whom looked like they had significant experience navigating a beer pong table. My party went from civilized fête to all-out rager.

The uninvited Jersey Shore extras took over my laptop and turned up the house music.

Most of us migrated out to the patio, so I left the front door unlocked in case more guests arrived.

Back inside, the new floor was brown with dirt from people traipsing back and forth, and the granite countertop littered with empty shot glasses and beer cans. There was also a strange man standing in the middle of my kitchen. He was tall, about 45, and sported glasses, gym shorts and a very aggravated scowl.

He pointed his finger at me. “Do you live here?” I nodded and he ushered me into the living room to talk.

“I’m the landlord. I’m responsible for all of this. Do you know how much noise you’re making?” he asked as he waved his arms up and down.

I had never been introduced to any sort of landlord. I began apologizing profusely for my

irresponsibility. No matter how much I groveled through my drunken haze, his questions and threats continued to pour out.

“What is your name?” I was so nervous I didn’t think to ask his.

“Where are the other tenants?” He seemed to suspect I was hiding them somewhere.

“They’re home in Boston for the summer.” I answered.

“Do you want to be evicted?” Oh god no, where would I live? Brooklyn?

“I’ve received noise complaints from all of the other neighbors.”

“Sir, it will never, ever happen again, I’m not usually like this. I beg you!”

“I’m going to call the cops if this doesn’t stop in five minutes. We’re telling your parents about this tomorrow.” He slammed the door in my face. I had never had a conversation with someone so enraged and unforgiving.

I frantically told everyone they had to leave.

A frat boy tried to console me, but this wasn’t Phi Kappa Delta. This was the Taj Mahal of New York City apartments—at least for a kid in her twenties. I wasn’t going to let it go that easily for some laid-back-affair-turned ripper with a bunch of strangers.

The next morning I sterilized everything, waiting in suspense for Mr. Landlord to come

sending them to jail. Even a history The idea of making of a violation may well hurt somemarijuana possession a one’s chances in life. violation, like a speeding We know that cannabis has ticket, is a step in the right helped people who are terminal direction. Jail or prison cancer patients. Our congressional time is just not an answer. and legislative hearings are replete The only people who with such testimony from some make out in that scenario very high-ranking people in this are those who run our country, including judges and gigantic prison industry. doctors.

We know that there are just It is hard to believe that there too many people behind ALAN CHARTOCK isn’t a simple majority, even bars. I certainly think that among the Republicans in the state Senate, if we are going to spend the money, we should who haven’t used marijuana. That makes it spend it on giving people an economic chance rank hypocrisy to criminalize its use. Otherand some hope—I am sure that would go wise, I suggest that all those sitting in the upfurther than consigning them to a life of hell

and hand me my eviction notice. He didn’t show up. I expected him to come by the next day, and the day after that. I never saw or heard from him again.

When my two roommates came back at the end of August, I told them what had happened. We concluded that it made no sense for the building to have a landlord; everyone living there was an owner. I probably should have put that together much earlier and saved my naïve self a lot of anxiety, but fear had hindered my ability to think rationally.

I described the man to them and their eyes widened. He sounded like the guy from the apartment down the hall. They had an awkward exchange the day before, where it was made apparent that he didn’t approve of the twentysomethings living 10 feet away from his perfect Pottery Barn split-level. After some strategic Google searching, we confirmed that it was our guy.

Two days later, the building manager called to warn us of a certain man living next door with a drinking problem. If he ever threatened us, we were to lock our doors and call the police right away. Evidently, there had been other incidents.

A week after that, we were having trouble with the hot water. The doorbell rang.

Standing in the hallway was the landlord imposter. I froze. Was he finally here to finish what he had started? It immediately became clear that he didn’t remember our previous interaction—either that or he was trying to brush it off like nothing had ever happened. All cheery grins, he asked, “Do you happen to be having problems with your hot water, too?”

Swallowing my pride, I nodded and smiled back.

Still living in the same apartment almost an entire year later, the neighbor and I have only crossed paths on a handful of occasions. Every time we do, however, I can’t help but wonder which of us was more wasted that night Kelly Mullins is a writer and recent graduate of Parsons the New School for Design.

She still lives on the Upper West Side but has yet to throw another party. Follow Kelly on Twitter @kellmullins or read more of her work at kellmullins.com. per House should turn themselves in. I mean, wouldn’t that be the right thing to do?

Sometimes in life, choices have to be made. We know that when we tried to criminalize the use of alcohol, the result was catastrophic; a black market resulted and criminals got rich. The same thing is true with the distribution of marijuana. The time has come to do the right thing and use available money to help people who have developed serious drug problems. Makes a lot more sense than what we are doing.

Alan S. Chartock is president and CEO of WAMC/Northeast Public Radio and an executive publisher at The Legislative Gazette.

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