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CONTENTS

VOLUME 38

ISSUE 7

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GLIMPSES OF

COVER PHOTO: EVAN SEMÓN

Images of Denver PrideFest 2014

8 The Outfield: Ultimate Frisbee

PRIDE 22

6 Rumble in the Rockies: Marriage Equality Update

9 Activists use World Cup spotlight to call attention to anti-LGBT violence 10 Obama to sign order extending protections to LGBT workers of federal contractors 12 The 32nd Rocky Mountain Regional Rodeo 14 Once a cheater, always a cheater? 16 Summer Pet Safety 18 Off the Tourist Map: 12 Colorado Gems You Never Knew Existed 20 Colorado Springs Pride & City Guide 22 Glimpses of Pride: Images of Denver PrideFest 2014 28 Calendar 30 Gadgets on the Go 31 Legal Directory 32 Cuisine: License No. 1 34 The Lesbian Socialite: On the Move 36 Nuclia: Leap Before You Look 40 Marketplace 42 Celebrate: Resources for Your Big Event

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47 Fighting a Hangover

ABOUT OUR CO NTR IBU TO RS Erin Anderson is the accounts ninja for Out Front. She loves women — especially her “civil union wife,” Lisa — the Green Bay Packers (Go Pack Go!), and living in the fine city of Denver (giddy up!). She is fond of super-foods and hot Cheetos (depending on the moment). Erin also loves meeting new people, so if you catch her out and about, stop and say hi! 4

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44 Shades of Gay: Sunglasses to Suit Your Style

Dustin Krier is originally from central Kansas. He moved to Colorado after completing his MBA. He hopes to use his education and his experiences to be proactive within the LGBT community. In his spare time, he enjoys running and a nice big glass of wine!

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Rumble in the Rockies As Colorado’s attorney general’s office defends the statewide ban on same-sex marriage, two attorneys have gloved up to represent gay and lesbian couples for the right to marry. Mike Yost “WE ARE ALL PERSONS. WE ARE ALL HUMAN BEINGS. WE ARE ALL THE SAME,” attorney Ralph Ogden told Judge Crabtree in a packed courtroom. “The U.S. Supreme Court has three times addressed discrimination against homosexual individuals since 2003, and all three times they’ve held that discrimination violates the 14th amendment.” Ogden represents Rebecca Brinkman and Margaret Burd, who filed a lawsuit against Adams County last October when the county clerk refused to issue a marriage certificate. As well, nine samesex couples filed a lawsuit in Denver for the right to marry. Both cases were consolidated under the Adams County District Court. “I had mixed feelings about civil unions,” Brinkman told Out Front for an article last December featuring the case. “I really want to acknowledge the people who worked on that, and I’m really happy they did. But we don’t want to be a subset. Anytime in history when we’ve created separate but equal, it’s never equal.” Ogden told Judge Crabtree that the only purpose of Colorado’s Amendment 43 — which defines marriage as a union between one man and one woman — is to purposefully segregate a small percentage of Coloradans and deny them the fundamental right to marry. “What same-gender couples want,” Ogden emphasized, “is the status and dignity which is equal to the status and dignity of married heterosexual couples, a status and dignity they are entitled to under the due process and equal protection clause of the Constitution.” John McHugh, attorney for the nine Denver couples, argued that banning gay marriage is injurious toward same-sex households, some of whom

are raising kids. “Plaintiffs bring this claim because the marriage bans actively and significantly harm them and their children,” McHugh told the judge, adding that there are roughly 3,500 children in Colorado raised in households that lack sufficient legal protections because of the state’s same-sex marriage ban. “The lack of rational relationship to any legitimate state purpose [for prohibiting gay marriage] must leave this court with the same conclusion that the Supreme Court reached in Windsor, as the sole purpose and effect of these laws is to demean and degrade same-sex couples.” Though Gov. Hickenlooper has stated Colorado’s marriage equality ban is “bad public policy,” the Colorado attorney general’s office is defending the statute. Michael Francisco, attorney for the state of Colorado, argued that the U.S. Supreme Court’s Windsor case, which struck down part of the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) last June, cannot be applied to invalidate state marriage laws. “The lower federal courts have all misread the Windsor decision,” said Francisco, adding that “these recent decisions simply have it wrong. They’ve misinterpreted Windsor, and they have not even bothered to explain the persuasive federal court of appeals decision from the 8th circuit on why it’s wrong.” Francisco referenced a 2006 case in which the 8th Circuit Court of Appeals reversed a federal court ruling in Citizens for Equal Protection v. Bruning that declared Nebraska’s marriage equality ban unconstitutional. Since the 2013 Winsor decision, four state courts and 18 federal courts have struck down marriage bans across the nation — including a recent 10th Circuit Court of Appeals

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decision which ruled Utah’s same-sex marriage ban unconstitutional. “You’re making the argument that they all got it wrong?” Judge Crabtree asked the Colorado attorney. “None of them adequately dealt with the Windsor decision,” replied Francisco. “None of them bothered to talk about the Bruning decision.” “What the state is trying to say is that domestic relations are the exclusive province of the state,” Ogden later told Out Front. ”And indeed that is part of what Windsor said, but Windsor said it is the province of the state subject to constitutional limitations.” Ogden also replied to Francisco’s statement that every lower court since Windsor has erred in striking down same-sex marriage bans, calling the argument desperate. “You have the New Mexico Supreme Court, you have the New Jersey Supreme Court, you have a circuit court judge and trial judge in Arkansas, and you have 12 federal judges, appointed for life, some by President Reagan, some by the two Bushes, some by Clinton, and some by Obama — and they’ve all reached the same decision on the same argument.” Jennifer Hendricks, an associate professor of law at the University of Colorado Boulder, emphasized that the core legal argument from the plaintiffs, taken from the Windsor case regarding equal protection, was aimed at Colorado’s atypical stance of invalidating out-of-state, same-sex marriages. “It’s extremely unusual for a state to refuse recognition of each other’s marriages,” said Hendricks, citing that the only other major example of a state refusing to recognize a marriage from another state was when certain local governments banned interracial marriage. “That’s really indicative of why this is an equal protection violation,” said Hendricks, “and that’s something I think the general public has really come to realize in a lot more depth in the last few years.” Hendricks also commented on a particular justification for the ban, made by Francisco when he argued that marriage between one man and one woman “has historically served as a proxy for recognizing couples naturally capable of procreating.” “That doesn’t explain why exclusion of same-sex couples is necessary for that purpose,” said Hendricks. Judge Crabtree’s ruling is still forthcoming. Regardless, his decision will be appealed and the case will likely head straight to the Colorado Supreme Court. It is also likely that if Crabtree rules Amendment 43 unconstitutional, a stay will block same-sex marriages until the lawsuits are resolved in a higher court. In the meantime, Brinkman and Burd — who have been together for almost 35 years — wait patiently for the day they can return to the Adams County clerk office and receive a Colorado marriage certificate. “If God created man in his own image,” said Ogden, “then he created gay men and lesbian women in his own image — not to be treated as second class citizens. I believe with all my heart that that’s what the Constitution requires.” 

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THE OUTFIELD Danielle Ennis

Ultimate Frisbee LESBIANS NORMALLY THROW FOOTBALLS AROUND THE PARK DURING PRIDE, but lately, we’re seeing folks with frisbees getting sweaty during the festivities. So what’s the scoop on Ultimate Frisbee and does it have rules? Absolutely. Five years ago, Ultimate Frisbee was the sport of barefooted hippies throwing a disc past our heads at concerts, booze and joints abounding. Now, ESPN broadcasters show clips of these athletes on its flagship program, “SportsCenter.” College championships are sponsored and covered on sports networks, high schools are including it in their varsity programs, and there are more and more professional teams forming (only male so far). The game sports uniforms, cleats, and regulation-sized fields. Sporting fans and networks worldwide are recognizing Ultimate Frisbee’s legitimacy. So how do you play? Combining tactics of most mainstream sports, Ultimate, much like lacrosse and basketball, is about cutting away from your opponents and getting open. Players score by catching the frisbee in end-zones, but unlike football, there is no tackling. When the frisbee hits the ground, no matter which team was last to touch or throw it, there’s a turnover and the game resumes from the landing spot. The most unfamiliar aspect is that the game

ends when one team has reached fifteen points, rather than ending with a time limit. Of course, the games can’t continue into moonlit fields, and in that event, a cap is put on the game to end play. Perhaps the biggest dissimilarity from football is the size of the athletes. Lanky replaces bulky on the Ultimate field. It’s a quick game, where long wingspans and ground-covering hops are advantages. The term ‘layout’ that has popularized the sport and brought it to national light on Top 10 sports replays, is where players dive for the frisbee seconds before it hits the ground, landing on chests and stomachs to save a play. Players are often called and known across the community by nicknames that highlight their top skills. Chances are you’ve met a few. And you would know if you did — Ultimate players love to talk about Ultimate players. They’re weird, they’re cult-like, they’re lovable. The liveliness and welcoming can be found at most parks in the city, where pick-up games

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Activists use World Cup spotlight to call attention to anti-LGBT violence RIO DE JANEIRO — Gay rights activists in Brazil are using the spotlight of the World Cup to draw attention to the harsh penalties gay people face in many of the countries represented at soccer’s premier event. This week’s first round featured a match between Iran, whose former president claimed gays don’t exist, and Nigeria, where the penalty for gay sex ranges from imprisonment to death by stoning. At a city square near the match in Curitaba, a protest led by the gay rights organization Grupo Dignidade attracted about 400 people, many brandishing signs reading “Show homophobia the red card,” and “In this World Cup, homophobia is out of bounds.” Activists are also pointing out that Brazil is not entirely gay-friendly. Rio de Janeiro and Sao Paulo have long-hosted some of the biggest and bestknown gay pride parades in South America, and the country was the second on the continent to legalize gay marriage, but outside of major cities, being gay continues to be a fraught existence. Last year in Brazil, there were 313 anti-gay killings, according to the watchdog organization Grupo Gay da Bahia. In 2012, nearly 10,000 antigay human rights violations were reported. “We have made great strides here in Brazil,” said Grupo Dignidade leader Toni Reis. “But we still have a long way to go.” Reis said gay activists who attended Monday’s Iran-Nigeria match were well-received by fans of those two countries and that several Iran supporters who saw the nearby protest expressed their support for its message. “We’re not against the Cup and we’re not against the players or the fans,” Reis said in a telephone interview. “Our objective was to make a strong statement against homophobia around the world.” Other World Cup nations have come under criticism for their policies on homosexuality. Russia, which is hosting the 2018 World Cup, touched off an international furor last year over legislation prohibiting “propaganda of nontraditional sexual relations among minors.” Next week, Russia will face Algeria, where homosexuality is illegal and punishable by imprisonment. “Homosexuality was considered a mortal crime in Brazil and then a sickness,” Reis said. “Traces of that remain, but Brazilian society has come a long way. “We could be a model for countries like Iran and Nigeria.”  BRAND NEW @ OUTFRONTONLINE.COM

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Obama to sign order extending protections to LGBT workers of federal contractors WASHINGTON — After years of pressure from gay there are no particularly strong indications that rights groups, President Barack Obama plans to Congress is prepared to act on this,” White House sign an executive order banning federal contrac- spokesman Josh Earnest said. The White House’s announcement was a sigtors from discriminating against employees on the nificant victory for gay rights basis of their sexual orientation or gender identity. advocates, who widely praised While Obama lacks the Obama’s decision. authority to extend that protec“By issuing an executive “[Obama] will demonstrate order prohibiting federal tion to all Americans, the order to Congress that adopting being drafted by the White contractors from discriminatfederal employment proHouse would impact about 14 ing against LGBT people, the million workers whose employpresident will not only create tections for LGBT people ers or states currently do not fairer workplaces across the is good policy and good for ban workplace discrimination country, he will demonstrate to business,” said Chad Griffin, against gay, lesbian, bisexual, Congress that adopting federal president of the Human and transgender individuals. employment protections for Rights Campaign. The scope of the measure was LGBT people is good policy and tabulated by the Williams good for business,” said Chad Institute at UCLA Law School, Griffin, president of the Human which studies sexual orientaRights Campaign. tion and gender identity law, and public policy. Officials would not say when Obama would The president has resisted signing the order sign the order or why the administration was in hopes Congress would pass a broader non- taking the unusual step of previewing his plans discrimination measure that would apply to nearly for issuing such a measure. all employers. While the Senate passed the legislaThe announcement came a day before Obama tion last year, the measure has languished in the attended the Democratic National Committee’s Republican-led House and there is little sign that annual gay and lesbian fundraiser in New York. lawmakers will take it up in an election year. While the president enjoys widespread political “We’ve been waiting for quite a few months support among the LGBT community, advocates now for the House to take action and unfortunately have become increasingly irritated with the

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president’s reluctance to move forward with the order. Their frustration mounted earlier this year when Obama responded to gridlock in Congress by touting plans to take executive actions on issues that Congress would not act on. Republicans were largely silent on the decision, though Utah Sen. Orrin Hatch called on the White House to include the same religious exemptions in the order that are included in the legislation the Senate passed last year. The bill includes exemptions for churches and other houses or worship, as well as religiously affiliated organizations. While the White House did not release the specific language of the order Obama will sign, advocates expect it to be in line with measures signed by President Lyndon B. Johnson that banned federal contractors from discriminating on the basis of race, religion, and national origin. It’s unclear whether Obama’s order will include religious exemptions. The American public has increasingly grown supportive of extending gay rights. Courts have also increasingly come down in favor of same-sex marriage, with more than a dozen federal and state judges striking down part of all of state-level bans over the past seven months.  Reports from LGBTQNation.com.

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Ride ’Em, Cowboy! The 32nd Rocky Mountain Regional Rodeo rides into town July 11 Kailyn Lamb The Colorado Gay Rodeo Association (CGRA) is gearing up for its 32nd Rocky Mountain Regional Rodeo (RMRR), and as one of the four founding associations for the International Gay Rodeo Association (IGRA), it is one of their longest running. Riding July 11 – 13 at the Jefferson County Fairgrounds in Golden, Bruce Gros, who is secretary of the IGRA and does public relations for the CGRA, said that a gay rodeo is much like any other rodeo, with some minor adjustments. “Men and women compete in every event in gay rodeo,” he said, adding that there are also some additional events such as steer decorating, goat dressing, and wild drag racing that are unique to the gay rodeo. In addition to advancing supportive rodeo, Bruce said that a large part of CGRA’s mission is to give back to local charities. Bruce mentioned that one of the biggest changes from last year’s rodeo is the way they set up the schedule for the events. “This year, we will be trying something new in our rodeo,” he said. “Our Saturday performance is going to be split in two — half will compete in the morning in all the events, and half will compete in the evening in all the events.” For spectators, this means you can either come for the first half and the fun events in the middle, or you can stay for the full day for the price of one ticket. Bruce also added that anyone can register for the RMRR up until the start date of the rodeo. New members will not face a late fee at this time; currently registered members, however, will. “Anybody is welcome, they don’t have to be gay. Straight people, questioning people, bisexual people, people who just like being around a fun, outdoor environment, and want to get their boots dirty in the mud with us, are welcome to come out to compete,” Bruce said. To be invited to the World Gay Rodeo Finals in Texas, competitors must be the best of the best in the 13 categories in the rodeo. In addition to running the World Gay Rodeo, this year the IGRA will be running the first ever rodeo at the Gay Games. Finals are held Oct. 16 – 19 in Fort Worth. 

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Once a cheater, always a cheater?

Is cheating on your partner a habit you can never really beat? Does it linger in the back of your mind, waiting for its next opportunity? Any hope that cheaters can turn the tide? Pieter Tolsma

had a friend tell me that when people become addicted to meth they would be addicts forever, because part of them would always crave it. He said that, on some level, they would always be looking to fill the void that meth created. I disagree with his oversimplification about addiction, but I wonder if that’s how cheaters actually feel. Why do we cheat on our partners? We are unsatisfied, hurt, bored, or lonely and feel we that we deserve better. That is not to say, of course, that the cheater doesn’t deserve better, but there are better ways to handle that situation than trying to punish your partner through infidelity. (And if you don’t think so, conflict-resolution classes are out there for you.) At the heart of our decision to cheat is ego, regardless of the circumstances. The real trigger: “I deserve this.” We see an opportunity to satisfy ourselves and weigh it out in our minds that it’s worth the risk, worth the betrayal. No amount of apologies, heartfelt or otherwise, can touch the ego at the heart of this problem. We may hate ourselves for a while and truly lament harming our partner but in the end, if our ego remains unchanged, we can’t be trusted not to cheat again. Is a cheater a cheater forever? Not necessarily, but like an addiction, we need to address our problem. This takes real effort, and real effort means more than just a boatload of remorse or curbing our behavior because we got caught. Cheating is also a habit that develops over time as one gets into the groove of it. The first offense is the toughest and involves the most intense remorse, but after that, it gets easier each time. It’s going to take a lot of work for us to fix our ways, but we first have to want to. To err is human, but I guess the big question comes down to whether we can trust ourselves to be loyal in the future, in spite of past infidelity. All the emotional bruising and betrayal aside, do we even deserve another chance? Some couples counselors say that inevitably, someone in a relationship cheats and for the sake of years of devotion, the couple needs to try growing and moving past it. Easier said than done, but the reasoning is sound. If we are all bound to have our brush with infidelity, should we adjust our expectations? If every relationship runs the risk of infidelity, then there’s a fifty percent chance that you, lovely reader, could be the cheater. Do you want to be forgiven? Love is beautiful and a meaningful relationship is fulfilling. Violating that trust might seem insurmountable, but life is messy and we owe it to ourselves to try and heal … to try again. So what do you do with a cheater? How do you know if you can trust him or her? First step: Let your anger and hurt feelings out. You are allowed some time to collect yourself — you’re not going to be worth a damn until you calm down. Next step: Create a space with your partner to talk. Both of you lay all your emotional baggage out and start sorting and sifting through to figure out what happened. Was it a one-time thing? Are you are serial cheater? Do you need some professional help? There is no shame in seeking care. Your life, happiness, and relationship are absolutely worth it. 

An Opposing View George K. Gramer, Jr.

heating is encouraged on a lot of LGBT websites. “I am in an open relationship, and he/she allows me to play together or alone.” That is the mantra, it seems. People are people. The divorce rate alone in the USA would not be as high if everyone were 100% faithful. But that’s life. Sometimes (often) hormones override. I have seen friends in serial monogamy. I have seen friends cheat. I know many couples who have stayed married for a lifetime without cheating. Yet, America in 2014 provides challenges to faithful relationship continuity. There are vastly and rapidly changing ideas on what fidelity is and what constitutes cheating. With the internet and all of its social networking, there is more of a live-and-let-live philosophy among many. In terms of cheating, heterosexuals and homosexuals are probably quite alike. I’d be willing to say heterosexuals are perhaps more likely to be frequently unfaithful than LGBT people. (Isn’t the heterosexual divorce rate rather high? I suppose it’s tough to say when statistics on same-sex marriage divorces are only anecdotal at this time.) But cheaters probably remain cheaters all their lives, so the view that “once a cheater, always a cheater” pearl of wisdom probably deserves merit. 

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Dog Days of Summer Safety Meg Rees

e Coloradans love sharing our favorite summer activities with our pets — whether that means spending time outdoors, traveling, or simply relaxing at home. With the dog days approaching, here are a few tips and reminders to make sure our pets are as happy and relaxed all summer as we plan to be. OVERHEATING. We all love to have our dogs with us when the sun is shining, but this time of year you should never, ever leave your co-pilot in the car. Not even in the shade. Not even if the windows are down. Not even for five minutes. Cars heat up fast, and heatstroke can be fatal to your pet. WE’RE GONNA NEED TO SEE SOME ID. Make sure your pets (cats included!) are wearing collars and ID tags with your contact information. If you haven’t updated their microchip registration in a while, now’s a good time to make sure their info is current. Warmer weather means more open doors and windows, and escapes can happen to even the most responsible pet owners. STREET SMARTS. When the temperature is high, don’t let your dog linger on hot asphalt. Sensitive paw pads can burn easily. It’s also best to walk your dog

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in the early morning or evening instead of the middle of the day when it’s hottest. This is especially important for dogs with short snouts, such as pugs, that can’t pant as efficiently in humid weather due to their narrowed nostrils and windpipes. PARTY ANIMAL. Summer is a great time for hosting parties and cookouts with friends and family. Be sure and keep BBQ supplies like charcoal, matches, and lighter fluid out of reach of pets at the party. Discourage guests from feeding Fido peoplefood — it can cause stomachaches (or worse). Keep some dog treats on hand as an alternative. FEAR LESS. ‘Tis the season for thunderstorms and fireworks, and there’s a reason that July 5 is the busiest day of the year at animal shelters. The anxiety and terror some pets associate with booming sounds can result in injuries sustained while FiFi is in fight-or-flight mode. TRAVEL BUG. Do your homework before setting out on a summer trip — confirm lodging that accepts pets, and research dog-friendly parks and destinations. If you’re planning to fly with your pet, check your airline’s policies well in advance, and talk with your veterinarian about any specific health requirements or vaccinations.

BEE ALERT. Many pets love to chase bees and other bugs — until they catch one. Watch for symptoms of an allergic reaction, and contact your veterinarian immediately if you notice any facial swelling, vomiting, difficulty breathing, or collapse. Mild clinical signs can progress if untreated. KNOW THEIR LIMITS. Take care when hiking or running with your dog, especially on hot days. Exercise produces heat, and when a dog can’t eliminate that heat efficiently, their internal body temperature rises rapidly. They don’t always know when to stop, and the time between having fun and having a heatstroke can be very short. WATER, WATER EVERYWHERE. Seems like a no brainer, but make sure your pet stays hydrated by keeping plenty of water available at all times. Make sure your pets stay cool out there in the hot Colorado sun! 

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CHLOE — ID# 0668029 This sweet 12-year-old girl is looking for a home where she can be the only queen of the house. New friends here say she leans into petting and loves to chat. If you have a home for a beautiful girl, please ask for a visit!

SWIM SAFELY. Before taking your sidekick on the water, make sure she can swim (not all dogs can). If you’re swimming for the first time with your dog, start in shallow water and work your way up. Never throw your dog into the water. You can also purchase a lifejacket for your dog at most pet supply stores.

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Off the Tourist Map

12 Colorado Gems You Never Knew Existed

Jessica Wyatt WITH A VARIETY OF LANDSCAPES TO VIEW, activities to experience, and history to witness, Colorado is a state unlike any other. Adding to the draw of the state’s main attractions, there are also a number of lesser-known and unusual places that provide a different path for adventure and exploration in Colorado. Uncover the longest set of dinosaur tracks ever discovered, or climb atop our UFO Watchtower. From bizarre to historical, the following is a sampling of some of Colorado’s most unique places to visit. CAMP AMACHE Also known as the Granada Relocation Center, Camp Amache forcibly imprisoned more than 7,000 Japanese from 1942 through 1945 as a World War II internment camp. Today, it is preserved by the Amache Preservation Society where visitors can learn about the history of the site and view the well-maintained camp. UFO WATCHTOWER Take the Cosmic Highway just outside Alamosa to the UFO Watchtower. The attraction provides 360-degree views of the San Luis Valley with no 18

light pollution, making for the perfect location to scope out the sky for UFOs. The area is known for strange occurrences and visitors regularly spot unusual lights and objects in the sky from the observation deck. FLORISSANT FOSSIL BEDS NATIONAL MONUMENT Set in central Colorado, the Florissant Fossil Beds are one of the most diverse fossil deposits in the world. The National Monument features petrified redwood stumps up to 14 feet wide, along with thousands of fossils of insects, plants, and other creatures. Children can explore even more with the junior ranger program, led by the park’s rangers, and earn their own junior ranger badge. MISSILE SITE PARK Weld County is home to Missile Site Park, where visitors can get a glimpse into the Cold War Era’s national defense. The missile site, constructed in 1961 and deactivated in 1965, was the location of one of four Atlas E sites that were equipped with nuclear warheads. Visitors can take a tour of the site and see the missile maintenance room, the command control centers, and the living quarters.

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PICKETWIRE CANYON Situated near La Junta in southeastern Colorado, Picketwire Canyon is home to the longest set of dinosaur tracks discovered to date. The tracks were made in mud, buried, and are now turned to stone. Today, there are over 1,300 footprints visible at the site, as well as Native American rock art dating back 375 to 4,500 years ago. BENT’S OLD FORT/SANTA FE TRAIL Bent’s Old Fort in southeast Colorado was an 1833 fort built for the trade of buffalo robes. For its 16-year existence, the fort was the only major permanent white settlement in the region. It was destroyed in 1849 and a replica of the fort stands in its place today. The Santa Fe Trail, along which the fort is situated, tells the history of the old west with wagon ruts from trappers, traders, and settlers. THE BOULDER DUSHANBE TEAHOUSE Set in the Rocky Mountain Foothills of Boulder, The Dushanbe Teahouse was made by hand in Dushanbe, Tajikistan, and gifted to Boulder, its sister city. A symbol of friendship and cultural exploration, the teahouse was sent to and reassembled in Boulder and now serves afternoon tea along with other fresh-baked treats.

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THE GRAND MESA The largest flat-topped mountain in the world, the Grand Mesa covers hundreds of square miles near Grand Junction and stands more than 10,000 feet above sea level. Visitors can take the Mesa Scenic Byway to explore the area, which offers great fishing, camping, and hiking in the summer and the Powderhorn Mountain Resort in the winter for skiing and snowboarding. KIT CARSON COUNTY CAROUSEL One of the fewer than 150 wooden carousels still in existence, the Kit Carson Carousel is on the county fairgrounds in Burlington. It is the only antique carousel in the country with original paint and the only surviving menagerie carousel made by the Philadelphia Toboggan Company. NATIONAL EARTHQUAKE INFORMATION CENTER The National Earthquake Information Center (NEIC) in Golden has the mission of quickly reporting the location and size of earthquakes occurring anywhere in the world. The NEIC gathers and keeps a global seismic database on earthquakes and their effects on the Earth. Visitors can explore the center to learn PHOTOS // Carousel: Kristal Kraft

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more about this process and see the tools that accomplish the job. THE PIKES PEAK COG RAILWAY The highest train in the U.S., the Pikes Peak Cog Railway takes passengers 14,115 feet above sea level to the summit of Pikes Peak. The cog railway, which combines a historic, nearly nine-mile route offering unparalleled views, takes a bit more than three hours round-trip. This includes a stop at the Pikes Peak summit where passengers can see 2,000-year-old trees and one of the largest herds of Rocky Mountain Bighorn Sheep in the state. THE REAL SOUTH PARK Bearing little resemblance to the TV show, South Park is home to the towns of Fairplay and Alma along with a variety of heritage areas and scenic sights. The area boasts 14,000-foot peaks, a river valley, abundant wildlife, and a rich history of mining and ancient trees. Gold prospectors flocked to the area in the 1860s when $1.5 million in gold was extracted in Park County in just three years.

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cosPRIDE-FEST 24 • July 19 & 20

AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL — EQUAL AND PROUD Rob Barger

olorado Springs will be holding their 24th annual pride (aptly named cosPRIDE-FEST 24) on July 19 and 20 this year, under the theme America the Beautiful — Equal and Proud, to celebrate LGBT equality, looking to the future, and demonstrating pride in our community. Previous years have been plagued with wildfires that occur naturally in Colorado summers, but this year’s radical rainfall has inspired hope that the air won’t be tinged with smoke and worry for families in danger. Though Colorado Springs Pride has never been cancelled due to such fires, there has been risk. Pride Saturday begins at 10am and will go until 8pm, and Pride Sunday also begins at 10am but will end at 6pm. There will be a first-ever Pride 5K on Sunday at 10am, followed by the Pride Parade at 11am, so runners: get your 3.1 miles done within an hour (we believe in you!). All are welcome to join in the run. You’ll not go wanting for food at cosPRIDE-FEST 24: The Good Golly Grub Trolley will have all of the classics like green chili, french fries, and bbq staples like hot dogs and hamburgers, but they will also attempt (and we suggest you let them) to clog your arteries with fried macaroni and cheese with bacon, Elvis fries (fries smothered in sausage gravy and cheese), and the ominously named “Slopper” (a burger covered with shredded cheese, green chili, and hand-made onion straws). A Beer Garden will also be set up during Pride operation hours, which will serve beer (of course), wine, and several cocktails. There will be a ticket-purchasing program just outside the Beer Garden tent. Make sure to pick up your cosPRIDE-FEST 24 Pride Guide, which is available both days of Pride, for full details of the event.

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Last year’s Peaks & Pasties Burlesque Show Those wishing to volunteer for or set up an exhibition booth at Colorado Springs Pride may do so by applying on the website. There will be several “Get Your Gay On” booths which will be the only official Pride merchandise booths at cosPRIDE-FEST 24. Parking will be available, as will a shuttle, though specific information is not yet available. Entertainment for the main stage is still under negotiation, but specific information will be available soon. Heads up to the drag community: Applications for drag kings and queens are now being accepted. All are welcome to the event, so long as they are willing to have fun celebrating the diversity of people from all walks of life. cosPRIDE-FEST 24 has had quite the history within the community.

Their website states, “When the modern LGBT rights movement began with the Stonewall Riots in 1969, the Colorado Springs LGBT community was like any other. In fact, Colorado Springs is home to some of the nation’s oldest LGBT organizations, like the United Court of the Pikes Peak Empire, founded in 1973. Shortly after the riots, what’s known as the ‘Community Center’ movement began, and Pikes Peak Gay & Lesbian Community Center (PPGLCC) was formed in 1978, also ranking it among the nation’s oldest LGBT Centers. PPGLCC changed its name to Colorado Springs Pride in 2012.” The event will be located at the America the Beautiful Park, at 126 Cimino Drive. For more updated information, visit the cosPRIDE-FEST 24 website at CosPride.org as July 19 & 20 approach. 

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PRIDE Images of Denver PrideFest 2014

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GLIMPSES OF PRIDE P H OTOS BY N IKKI KUSHNER Above: Frenchie Davis. Top middle: David Hernandez. Top right: Kalil Valentino, Mr. Continental 2014. Below: Gov. John Hickenlooper & Mayor Michael B. Hancock. Below right: A surprise onstage proposal.

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Walk, Run, Play Volleyball, or Strap On Your Heels... However You Participate, You Make The Difference.

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GLIMPSES OF PRIDE P H OTOS BY CHA RLES BROS HOUS

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FABULOUS EVENTS FOR LGBT COLORADO & BEYOND

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4-6 C H E R RY C R E E K A R TS F EST I VA L @ CHERRY CREEK NORTH, DENVER 10AM - 8PM FRIDAY & SATURDAY • 10AM - 6PM SUNDAY Delight the senses at this festival, a world-class and award-winning celebration of the visual, culinary, and performing arts and enjoys an annual attendance of 350,000 visitors. Special exhibits, art, and culinary demonstrations, and interactive family activities throughout the weekend make this a don’t-miss event.

More information online at cherryarts.org

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@ JAKE’S FOOD & SPIRITS, 3800 WALNUT ST., DENVER 7PM SPAGHETTI DINNER • 8PM SHOW

Independence Day THU

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INDEPENDENCE EVE

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Join the Hazel Miller Band and MIX, CU Denver’s award-winning a capella group, for a pre-Fourth patriotic concert, light show, and fireworks display.

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R A L P H I E ’S B L A S T

@ FOLSOM FIELD, BOULDER • GATES OPEN AT 8PM

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D E N V E R F I R E WO R KS @ COORS FIELD, ELITCH GARDENS, & SPORTS AUTHORITY FIELD AT MILE HIGH

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YO GA H A L F DAY R ET R EAT: CO N F I D E N C E A N D P U R P OS E @ THE POWER OF OM, 4926 E COLFAX AVE, DENVER 11AM - 3PM In this queer and trans retreat, we will explore what scares us, how we might surmount that, and how to ground in our purpose, over and over again, finding confidence. Veteran Queer and Trans Yoga teachers Jacoby Ballard and Sarah Lyons will facilitate. Sliding scale donation.

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@ FRASER SPORTS COMPLEX • 4 - 10PM

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@ CIVIC CENTER PARK, DENVER • 8PM

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What is a Spaghetti Western Comedy Show? First, start with Chuck Roy, aka “The Bear.” The Denver Post named Chuck as one of four Denver artists who “know how to throw a party.” Next, gather the best stand-up comedians in Denver. Add irony. Organize the comedians to write and perform an original Spaghetti Western as a radio play! Featuring LIVE sound effects and REAL cap guns. KaPOW!

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11 - 13 ROCKY M O U N TA I N REGIONAL RODEO @ JEFFERSON COUNTY FAIRGROUNDS, GOLDEN SEE PAGE 12 FOR OUR COVERAGE OF THIS YEAR’S RODEO!

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A P O CA LY P T I C BA L L 5 T H E R EVO LU T I O N

@ EXDO EVENT CENTER, 1399 35TH ST, DENVER • 8PM - 1AM Join host Ginger Douglas for this annual gathering to raise awareness, funds, and love for those affected by and living with HIV/AIDS. This fabulous event features cuttingedge fashion, live art, drag, dancing, body painting, and more.

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DRUMS ALONG THE ROCKIES @ SPORTS AUTHORITY FIELD AT MILE HIGH, DENVER • 6:30PM

The nation’s top drum and bugle corps promises a thunderous show, which is often compared to “a Broadway musical on a football field.” Denver’s own Blue Knights join nine other national corps in this powerful performance.

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COLORADO 19 & 20 SPRINGS PRIDE JUL

See page 12 for the scoop on cosPRIDE-FEST 24! JUL

ARRIVAL: THE MUSIC OF ABBA

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@ RED ROCKS, GOLDEN • 8PM “Arrival from Sweden” is the world’s foremost ABBA tribute show. This 12-piece band will take you back to the ’70s as they re-create the appearance of the original stars that defined pop music. Authentic costumes, captivating dance numbers, and impeccable harmonies all come together to create the ABBA experience, live on stage. As ABBA has infamously refused to reunite, this tribute show is the best thing going.

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GADGETS ON THE GO Berlin Slyvestre

GET WET

Let’s face it: All the muscles in tank tops sashaying around Civic Center Park were certainly beautiful to behold, but a few of us shied away from the exposedarms limelight, cursing ourselves for not working out before summer hit. Stop that. Right now. It’s not too late to get a move on, and these summery gadgets will help with that sweat game of yours. Let’s roll. GET FORKED

It’s almost too easy to zone out and mindlessly stuff our face while the Real Housewives drone on .. and on and on. It’s a terrible habit, as recent research suggests that eating too fast actually denies your body the time it needs to feel full. (That explains a lot, right?) Good thing for you, Sir Tokes-a-Lot, there’s a handy little utensil that monitors how much you eat and how fast you eat it. The device measures how many forkfuls you’ve been horking in each meal, how many you eat per minute, and how much time passes in between. If you start nomming too quickly, an indicator light will flash, reminding you to slow down. So future.

HAPILABS HAPIfork, $100 HapiLabs.com

QUICK TO CONSOLE

Some of us hate the Great Outdoors. The energy-sapping sun, the allergens, the bears — people actually like this stuff? No thank you. For the fans of climate control and gasping and wheezing in your own private spot, we recommend working out with one of the many celebrity trainers who’ve participated in the XBox Fitness programs. Only for Xbox One, you can get your movements tracked via Kinect and your ass kicked via Jillian Michaels from the comfort of your own living room.

Pyle Waterproof MP3 Player, $59.99, PyleAudio.com

SWIM BUDDY

Another device that’s perfect for pool hounds, the FINIS wristwatch uses sensors that actually tell what type of stroke you’re using as you swim. You’ll get an accurate read on distance, calories burned, speed, and a breakdown of your workout. In case you’re the micromanaging type when it comes to fitness, you can upload the data to your computer for later analysis. Michael Phelps called. He’s jelly.

FINIS Swimsense, $200, swimsense. finisinc.com

EVERY WHICH WEIGH

Normal scales give you a single number: your weight. (That tells you almost nothing.) As anyone who’s followed a strict diet and exercise regimen knows, you can go beast-mode all month only to step on a scale that doesn’t adequately reflect your hard work. Stop torturing yourself! It’s a little more costly than other scales, but your weight, body mass index (BMI), body fat percentage, heart rate, and even indoor air quality pop up every time you hop on. It’ll even wirelessly upload all of that delicious data to your computer for you so you can compare your results with other goal-minded peers.

XBox One, $399.99, XBox.com

Withings Smart Body Analyzer, $150, Withings.com

BALL PLAY

UV GAYS

Zepp Swing Analyzer, $150, Zepp.com

JUNE UV Sensor Bracelet, Available soon, netatmo.com

Your ballwork ain’t too shabby, but how’s that swing? You can perfect it and be the next big thing on the court (or the diamond) with a simple device that attaches to your tennis racket, baseball bat, or golf club. Using 3D technology, the Zepp Swing Analyzer calculates your speed, angle, and overall impact before transmitting the info to your cellular device. The Zepp even gives you a 3D image of the swing you just took so you can view your strengths and your trouble spots.

The pools are open! Doggy paddle those pounds off with a 4GB waterproof MP3 player and fitness tracker. The device can store approximately 1,000 songs and the earbuds, also waterproof, are made of ergonomic soft-silicon material. The built-in pedometer, stop watch, and multiple swim fitness modes allow for workout tracking and on a full battery, this underwater crunk station lasts up to seven hours.

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We’re famous for all our sun, and the sun is famous for not being our friend in high doses. So how do we know when we’ve had too much, before it’s too late? We get the June sun tracker, a wearable jewel-like device that works with a free iPhone app to clue you in on how much sun you might want to avoid for your skin type, among other factors. It’ll also provide sun safety recommendations based on the levels of UV exposure the June detects.

LEGAL

Know your rights in Colorado Although more legal rights and protections are needed to give LGBT Coloradoans true equality, being aware of laws that exist right now can help you protect yourself and your family, and help you know what to bring to an attorney to find out what options or recourse you have. CIVIL UNIONS The most well-known benefit Colorado provides lesbian and gay couples is the ability to join in a civil union, passed into law in 2013. Unmarried individuals who are of age can form a civil union with a same-sex partner to gain access to the same state-level rights and benefits enjoyed by a married couple. WORKPLACE DISCRIMINATION PROTECTIONS Colorado’s Employment Nondiscrimination Act of 2007 bans employers from firing you, refusing to hire you, or making employment-related decisions based on your lesbian, gay, bisexual, or transgender identity. ABILITY TO ADOPT Single LGBT people can adopt children in Colorado, and since 2007, Colorado makes it possible for a second parent in a same-sex relationship to legally adopt a partner’s child as co-parents. PUBLIC ACCOMODATIONS & HOUSING PROTECTIONS Colorado law prohibits open-to-the-public establishments such as stores or restaurants from discrimination based on sexual orientation or gender expression, whether it is your real identity or what they perceive you to be. The protections also apply in hotels, medical establishments, museums, public libraries, and more, and also to housing. ¢ The opinions expressed in this article are general in nature. For specific legal advice about your particular situation, please contact an attorney.

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ON THE MOVE always arrives as soon as I start feeling better. It is important to note: I’m not saying you can Pollyanna your way through it. You can’t just oving, for many, can be a dreaded subject. spend all of your time looking at the bright side Mention it and you’ll get groans, rolled eyes, expecting things to miraculously be better. I’m and statements like, “Moving sucks!” Moving is just saying that finding the good as quickly as change and change is often perceived as bad. possible can help. We need to process change. We need to figure Generally speaking, I think it can be one of the best experiences of your life. Moving changes out what it means for our lives when we are faced your perspective. with it. Instead of fighting it, we need to find a The average person, according to my unscien- way to adjust our thinking. If we can find a way to change our perspective we tific Google research, moves between 9 – 12 times in their can give ourselves time; allowadult life. This statistic clearly ing our feelings to shift. I’m does not take into account not saying you will suddenly be happy about this shift. I’m some of the lesbians I know. Some people I know have saying you will find your way moved at least six times in the through it. five years I’ve known them. I Moves/changes don’t have one friend who pointed always have to be big to be out that she was in her last meaningful. I know people who have changed apartplace for five years like it was some huge accomplishment — ments in the same building although, that is a lot longer and their whole world opened than any of her relationships, We need to figure out up to new people and new exso she might have a point. periences. Regardless of why you are moving or changing, I like moving. I admit, what it means for our getting hot and dirty, ex- lives when we are you must first accept that hausted from lifting, pushing faced with it. Instead it’s happening. I truly believe the reason and pulling, and generally of fighting it, we need wearing yourself completely I am able to stay positive in out is not my favorite part. to find a way to adjust most situations is because I I’m talking about everything our thinking. accept that they really are happening. If we reject the else — finding a new place; learning a new neighborhood, city, state, country; change, our first reaction is, “This can’t be happenmaking new friends; discovering new parts of ing.” It is. As they say, the first step is acceptance. yourself you didn’t know existed. Those are the Consider this: Every new experience you’ve things I love about moving. Any change or shift ever had meant that something changed. The old brings about the same kinds of new experiences. adage — when one door shuts another opens — can When change comes without choice, the first be expanded upon like this: When one door shuts reaction is often to reject it outright. This is natural. on the apartment you shared with your ex, another What comes next is our choice — we either take door opens to your new corner office because you a breath and figure out how to shift or we never stopped missing work over some crisis with your ex. accept it and stay miserable throughout the How’s that for changing your perspective? Ready to move forward yet? entire process. If the only constant is change, then I say bring I’ve never been good at misery. I know that misery loves company. I just don’t like being miser- it. When you do make that move, I’ll bring the able, so I’m not looking for others to join me. I champagne to toast you, because every new move want this to be over. I want to start feeling better ought to start with champagne. Ciao for now, Lovelies!  as soon as possible. Something more amazing Robyn Vie-Carpenter The Lesbian Socialite

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Mayor Michael Hancock surprised the sold-out audience with a city proclamation: June 12 will be forever known as Denver Gay Men’s Chorus Day. That will give them something to sing about for years to come. Then it was on to the Harvey Milk musical. For those historically challenged, Harvey Milk was the first openly gay city official ever elected in the United States. He was one of the early fathers of the gay rights and coming out movement. He paid dearly for his openness when he was assassinated in 1978, along with Mayor George Moscone, in San Francisco. “I Am Harvey Milk” does not take a chronological approach to the activist’s life. Instead you are strapped into a roller coaster ride of emotion covering everything from bully name-calling, “Sticks and Stones,” to a mother’s child-rearing lament of self-doubt, “Was I Wrong?” The song that really resonated with me was “Leap.” The lyric “leap before you look” has become my new motto for life. Take a risk. Act, don’t think. Put yourself out there. If you hesitate, you will not achieve anything great or worthwhile. It’s how Harvey Milk lived his life. He did not ask for permission; he just begged for forgiveness later. But in the case of Harvey Milk, there was nothing that needed forgiving. He lived his life openly and honestly. He came out of the closet before most had the courage to do so. And he pulled the rest of us along for a ride to GLBT equality. So leap before you look the next time you’re faced with a tough decision. Courage will take you farther than you think.  Nuclia Waste, the Triple Nipple Drag Queen of Comedy, can be reached through her website at NucliaWaste.com.

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re you and your gaggle of gays ever annoyed that there isn’t a six-shot order with different flavors to appeal to your individual tastes? Well, be annoyed no more! The Rainbow is a simple way to achieve the ever-popular rainbow pattern without accidentally mixing a cloudy brown beverage or spending 16 hours making a seven-layered jello shot tray. ½ OZ CRANBERRY JUICE ½ OZ ABSOLUT VODKA 1 OZ HYPNOTIQ LIQUEUR ½ OZ ORANGE JUICE ½ OZ ABSOLUT VODKA 1 OZ SILVER TEQUILA ½ OZ MIDORI MELON LIQUEUR ½ OZ SWEET AND SOUR MIX 1 OZ CHAMBORD RASPBERRY LIQUEUR START OFF WITH SIX GLASSES. LINE UP EACH GLASS TO TAKE THE SHOT IN ORDER AND INTO EACH GLASS, POUR THE INGREDIENTS RESPECTIVELY FOR A TOTAL OF 1 OZ PER GLASS. 1) CRANBERRY & VODKA 2) HYPNOTIQ 3) ORANGE & VODKA 4) SILVER TEQUILA 5) MIDORI & SOUR 6) CHAMBORD. DRINK, DRINK, AND BE MARY. 

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PRIDE PARADE / WALK OF SHAME

In Out Front’s Pride Parade versus Walk of Shame, we analyze the big shakers across the globe and highlight whether they’ve done something positive or negative for the gay community and give them a shout out.

Federal judges reverse same-sex marriage bans in Utah and Indiana.

President Obama officially declares June “Pride Month.”

R. Kelly’s youngest child comes out as trans, goes by Jay, and has a lot of familial support. Welcome to the fam, Jay.

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Utah Police Officer refuses to defend the gay pride parade citing religious differences, failing spectacularly at his job. (Would he protect Westboro Baptists or the KKK, as the police are obligated to do?)

Texas GOP makes discredited gay conversion therapy part of their platform.

Wisconsin Attorney General J.B. Van Hollen asks 7th Circuit to “enter an order immediately” staying the same-sex marriage equality ruling. (He was denied.)

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HANGOVER OFFENSE IS A GOOD

HANGOVER DEFENSE Pre-Game with Asparagus

Normal drink prices at clubs and bars can be offensive enough, but during special events they can become a misdemeanor. If you plan on pre-gaming before heading out, it’s a good idea to enjoy some asparagus between sips. Asparagus has special amino acids that help boost the enzymes that break down alcohol. Sure you may not like the way your urine smells, but it’s an even trade when you don’t have to wake up the next morning with a warzone in your skull.

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t’s summer. High octane dance music will thrum through your bones, the drinks will flow faster than Busta Rhymes, and you’ll see more skin than a dermatologist. While you’re slathering on sunscreen and toasting to patio weather, make sure you take a few simple steps to prevent a hangover and keep your tomorrow morning safe from the night before.

Go All the Way with Regular Soda

Sippin’ on diet soda along with your favorite liquor might do your waistline a favor, but it will wreak havoc on your blood alcohol content. Diet sodas have been known to cause a person’s blood alcohol content to spike as much as an extra 18 percent. All of the sugar and calories that you’re looking to sidestep act as a barrier between alcohol and your bloodstream, so without them you start feeling the effects of the alcohol faster during the night and harder the morning after.

Stay in the Smoke-Free Zone

Smoking and drinking might go hand-in-hand, but combining the two can turn hand-in-hand into fist-in-face. Studies from Brown University showed that nicotine ups the level of cytokines in the body. (Cytokines are proteins that act as a molecular courier that control a variety of inflammatory responses.) In the case of drinking and smoking, cytokines can actually inflame your brain and lead to a throbbing headache.

Drink Fancy Water

Drink water designed specifically to treat hangovers. ResQwater is a special hangover drink that contains organic prickly pear cactus fruit extract, B vitamins, organic cane sugar, milk thistle, and N-acetyl L-cysteine. And best of all, ResQwater is gluten-free, organic, and certified Kosher. It’s the drink that avoids offending anyone and keeps you from being offended by a hangover.

Keep It Light Toxins known as congeners are created by a combination of alcohol distillation and alcohol fermentation. High levels of congeners are found in brandy, bourbon, whiskey, and other dark-colored liquors as well as the cheap stuff. If you know you’re in for a night of heavy drinking, clear liquors will become your new best friend. This is a great time to ask that cute bartender if he has any clear liquor drinks to recommend … just make sure you aren’t three tangled sheets to the wind when you do.

Eat Hearty, Smarty

If you’re too tipsy to find some ResQwater at the end of the night (or beginning of the morning), make sure you get some food in your stomach so your body has the nutrients it needs to metabolize alcohol and replenish any nutrients you lost while you were pounding shots. Specifically, you’ll want to chow down on bananas, toast, eggs, and crackers drizzled with honey. If you have any asparagus left over from earlier, steam or boil some and enjoy. Beating a hangover starts well before you enjoy your first cocktail. Start the night off with the right food, keep it going with the right drinks, and end it with a full stomach and you’ll be beaming brighter than a rainbow the next morning.  BRAND NEW @ OUTFRONTONLINE.COM

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THE CHEMISTS OF COLFAX Elizabeth Barron

ome people may not realize just how painless and casual buying their first sack of good, legal weed actually is. No worries, Nervous Nellies — we’ll walk you through with a virtual tour of one of our favorites spots to re-up our stash. Be familiar with Good Chemistry’s clever logo before you venture out to the establishment. The dispensary could be easy to miss if you’re not looking for its trademark “g” with a mortar and pestle (read: old school apothecary) top that hangs above the entrance. Sandwiched between a clay-red Mexican restaurant and a bright blue frame store on East Colfax, the silvery white “g” on the building’s black background denotes a simple elegance that carries on to the interior. When you pass through the entrance door into the small reception room, slip your ID to the attendant on the other side of the glass. If you are 21+ with a valid state-issued ID (from any state), you will be granted access to the dispensary’s wares. Once inside, you’ll see a white room with a row of tall, black chairs lining the wall, a long counter behind which the friendly sales associates stand ready to advise you on your purchase, and two flatscreen TVs that display their menu. If you don’t have a medical marijuana license, go no farther than the first TV that shows the recreational menu. The second TV’s menu is for red card holders only. Good Chemistry offers bud, extracts, pre-rolled joints, and Mountain Medicine-brand edibles. If you’re not sure which form is right for you, just ask an employee and they’ll point you in the right direction. To give you the best individualized recommendation, they’ll probably ask about your experience with the product, so be honest and heed their advice unless you want to end up in “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.” Consider this: Snoop Dogg (Lion) and Seth Rogen would be advised to share one (one!) chocolate-covered pot pretzel. Do not overindulge. If you’re in for something to smoke, you’ll see strains of sativas, indicas, and hybrids (sativa/indica combination strains) on both menus. A lot of the differences in indicas and sativas are in the look of the plants themselves, but you won’t get a sense looking at them with an untrained eye. The general consensus is usually sativa = energetic head high and indica = low-key body high. Effects will vary with each individual, so try a few strains until you find the one you like. For example: Sour Diesel (sativa) Sour Diesel gets its name from the fuel-like odor it emits, but the taste is smooth, leaving only the faintest smoky flavor in the back of your mouth — quite unlike the harsh throat-burn of lesser weed. The initial headchange after the first puff is almost instantaneous, so pace yourself if you’re a newbie. The Sour is great at lessening tension as your muscles relax and your thoughts clear. You may find yourself more productive in creative endeavors (ahem, such as writing). Sour Diesel smells fresh, like a skunky Clean Linen Glade candle. Ingrid (indica) You won’t see as many dark green leaves in the tightly bound Ingrid buds, but you will find an aroma just as pungent as Sour Diesel’s. Ingrid’s fragrance is earthy and woody, like a gently used pair of leather boots that probably came into contact with the slightest bit of dogshit. Fortunately, the taste does not entirely mimic the smell and Ingrid produces a flavor like dried dates wrapped in mint sprinkled with a touch of cayenne. The effects are strong with this one, so again watch your intake if you’re not a seasoned smoker. The euphoric sensation is calming and pleasant to the entire body, making Ingrid the bud you want if you’re dealing with high stress or pain, or if you’ve just had a particularly trying day. Both of these strains are available at Good Chemistry, so drop by and get the hookup.  Good Chemistry is located at 330 E. Colfax Ave. 50

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Scott McGlothlen

A FIGHT FOR SORE EYES [WARNING: GRAPHIC!]

uring my college years, I worked as a cashier at Target. And because these were my college years, I often went into work fairly haggard or hung over. One particular morning, after an evening of not even partying, I looked especially awful. My right eyeball was red and puffy. And instead of the typical morning crust resting in the corner of my eye, there was a small goo. I wiped it away with some tissue and doused myself with eye drops hoping for an easy fix. When I arrived to work, I immediately found my supervisor. “I’m worried I have pink eye,” I told him. He shrugged. “It’s probably nothing. I need you on register five immediately.” Since I often looked busted from a night of drinking, he probably didn’t think this was all that different. I hopped on the register and for a while, things were ok. If nothing else, I hoped my red, puffy eye would at least match my red and khaki outfit. Customers didn’t seem to notice … at first. But in a couple hours, things shifted. The eye started to itch; perhaps even burn. Each time I rubbed it, another small amount of goo ended up on my hand. I would run to the bathroom and wash my hands only to get scolded by the supervisor for leaving the register. After another hour passed, I was physically ill: light-headed, a little nauseous. And by then the customers were definitely giving me strange looks. My eye had apparently gotten worse. “I think I need to leave and go see a doctor about this. I’m not feeling very good,” I told my supervisor. He ignored my request. “I haven’t seen you ask a single guest if they wanted to sign up for a Target card. You know you’re supposed to ask every single guest. Do I need to write you up again?” On my lunch break, I stared at myself in the bathroom mirror as things continued to get worse. Any time I pressed lightly on my lower eyelid, quite

a bit of goo would ooze out onto my face now. It was disgusting. I immediately called the campus clinic and they said they could see me in an hour. I ran over to the supervisor and announced that I was leaving. “You can’t leave,” he said. “You have four more hours on your shift.” I couldn’t take it anymore. I had to stand up to him and fight for my eye health. I yelled at him about how the customers were getting grossed out at my face and if I had pink eye, I could be passing it on to them. There could be no greater reason as to why I should stay. And I left against his wishes. Once at the campus clinic, the doctor examined me. “This isn’t pink eye,” she said. “Most likely … it’s gonorrhea.” “What?!” I shot up alarmed. “But that’s an STD!” “Yup,” she said while grabbing a large q-tip to swab my eyeball. “It happens.” I had never had an STD before, and apparently gonorrhea isn’t just reserved for penises or vaginas as I had once thought. It can also infect eyes, throats, buttholes, and even joints. “How does this happen?” I asked her. The doctor explained that these various body regions just need to come in contact with an infected sex organ and transmission can easily occur. Upon her explanation, she raised her eyebrow. I felt slightly offended. Just because I was gay didn’t mean I ran around rubbing other men’s genitals into my eyes. I was much more complex than that. She gave me some antibiotics and prescription eye drops and sent me on my way. In a few days, she called up and confirmed that I did in fact have gonorrhea in my eye. I was totally baffled as to how that could have happened. But leave it to me to get my first STD in the most obscure place possible.  Scott McGlothlen is a cultural columnist on life as a HIV-positive gay man. See more of Scott’s columns online at ofcnow.co/scott or contact him at scott@outfrontonline.com.

SEXPERT: ARE SEX TOYS SALVAGEABLE? Dear Shanna, When I was dating my ex-boyfriend, I spent a pretty significant amount of money on sex toys — cock rings, butt plugs, you name it. After we broke up, I kept all the toys, because I was the one who had paid for them. Now that I’m dating a new cutie, I’m wondering if I can share those toys with him, or if I need to start from scratch. Reduce and Reuse in Denver. Dear Reduce and Reuse, That is a great question. Sex toys can certainly add up in cost over time, especially if you are buying higher-end items that are going to last you a long time … but are also more likely to put a dent in your wallet. From a purely physical/safety perspective, some materials can be sterilized, and others cannot. If your butt plugs, cock rings, etc. are made of a material that can be sterilized (100% medical-grade silicone, stainless steel, aluminum, glass, ceramic, or corian), you can clean them and reuse them, either for yourself or with your new boy toy. To 52

sterilize, you can put the items in boiling water for three to five minutes, on the top shelf of your dishwasher for a super-hot cycle, or — especially in the case of items that vibrate, or have fancy designs that might include things like crystals — you can wipe them down with a 10 percent bleach solution, let them dry, then rinse them off. Doing this will kill any existing bacteria (yours or your ex’s) on the toys. Don’t forget that you shouldn’t share butt toys without either using a condom or sterilizing them, even if you are both fluid bound, because each of your asses has different bacteria. Toys made of different materials, like jelly,

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TPR, leather, plastic, etc. are a no-go for sharing. You cannot sterilize those materials, so those are one-person/one-partner toys. Either hold onto them for the memories, use them yourself for some solo play time, or hold a bonfire and let them go (just kidding — please don’t burn jelly toys … I have no idea what that would do to the environment!). The one thing to think about is the more emotional side: Do you think your new partner would care that you bought the toys for someone else (even if they were sterilized), or is he just excited to try them out and could care less about how they came to be in your possession? Think about how you would like to be treated in these circumstances, and how you think he will feel, and make your decisions about sharing based on that. Best of luck! Shanna. Have a question you’d like to ask Shanna (anonymously)? Email shannakatz@gmail.com. Shanna Katz, M.Ed, ACS is a Colorado-born fierce femme and boardcertified sexologist. She believes strongly in open source, accessible sexuality education, and loves teaching adults how to optimize their sex lives. For more info, please visit ShannaKatz.com.

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Brent Heinze

s we have opportunities to meet a variety of people throughout our lives, we may find some them intriguing enough to date. They can turn us on, share fun moments, become involved with our friends, and add to our overall enjoyment by giving us someone consistent to curl up with. Unfortunately, we may also find that these people aren’t the right choice for us for many reasons. They may want to be moving in different directions or be a completely tragic basket case. Often, the honeymoon period happens, and it seems like you could talk or text all the time, never get enough of each other, not want to argue, or think of a problem that could not be conquered. Unfortunately, reality sinks in and we realize that every relationship has its unique sets of challenges and conflicts. The idea that we won’t have issues in relationships is unrealistic, but there is a limit to how much we are willing to put up with before we pick up our toys and leave. There are certain things like physical abuse or cheating that may make it easier for people to call it quits with someone, but other negative situations can make it difficult to determine if leaving is the best option. A partner’s lack of motivation, drug use, bitchy attitudes, poor communication, or lame friends may cause us to question whether to end it or try to make it work. There are often times where our inner voice tells us that a situation is not good, but we use our powers of justification to keep us from making the move we feel is best. Hoping that someone will change often doesn’t work and we are left feeling resentful and trapped. If individuals are not willing to make compromises in relationships and work on things that cause conflict, long-term potential won’t be a reality. Only through people’s focus on changing does it work.

On a darker side, there are also those people who lie to us and tell us what we want to hear to get what they want. As we come to realize that we may have been deceived, the person we have fallen for becomes less of a reality and more of a detriment to our fulfillment. This dishonesty may get us to fall for them, but a false image can’t be sustained for long and these people will eventually show their true colors to us. How many times do we have to eat at a bad restaurant before deciding there are probably better options out there to satisfy our hunger. It is important to balance the need to work through issues in relationships with identifying when these issues are simply not worth the effort it can take to solve them. It can be difficult to know how much work should go into a failing situation before you decide that your dedication to it is a failing venture. It can be difficult to admit that you invested a significant amount of time, money, and effort into making this relationship work, but if your situation is not fulfilling, then you are also not exploring ways to make your life better. I think it was a very wise man that brought up the point that it is important to know when to hold’em, when to fold ‘em, know when to walk away, and know when to run screaming like a little kid that just felt a huge spider crawling up their leg. For every day, week, or year you are in a relationship that is not fulfilling you, you are wasting time and energy. We are on this planet for a relatively short amount of time and I believe that we need to make every day count while working toward creating an amazing life.  Brent Heinze, LPC, is a licensed professional counselor. Get more HeinzeSight online at ofcnow.co/brent or send him a question for his column at PerspectiveShift@ yahoo.com.

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