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Queer Summer Goodies
Before it’s officially time for fall, here are some amazing options to make you feel fun, steamy, and sexy, from comfy underwear to cannabis goodies. Check out some of our top selections!
PINK Gravity Infuser by Stündenglas s
In college, did you hit a grungy gravity bong in the basement of a party? Well… forget that experience because those days are seriously behind you; Stündenglass introduces the PINK Gravity Infuser. This sophisticated technology will enhance your smoking experience tenfold. The 360-degree rotating glass uses kinetic motion and water displacement to create opposing airflow by the simple use of gravity. Use the infuser alone with cannabis or pair with the Connect or the Hyer by G Pen for the supreme concentrate experience!
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Edibles by Insa
Skull & Bones Underwear
It’s definitely not easy to find that one pair of underwear that checks all the boxes and has you coming back for more. Skull & Bones have obviously thought about that issue. Each pair I wore was extremely soft and provided the needed support where it matters most. Regardless if your style of choice is a jock, a brief, or even a boxer brief, each one is soft and hugs you in the best way possible. They offer so many print designs and cute color choices. I love this brand, and it has totally become a favorite!
If you prefer munchies to get your munchies, Insa has a wide variety of options, from sour and sweet drop gummies to all types of different chocolate bars. At 5 mg each piece, the treats are perfect for a light microdose, but if you want to feel more effects, just eat a couple of pieces. The flavor is so good that it will be hard not to eat the whole bar or tin! Products are available in Florida, Massachusetts, and Pennsylvania. They also have a retail store in Ohio.
Moose Labs Mouthpiece
If COVID left you feeling a little bit germ-conscious even today, you’re not alone! These mouthpieces are cute, colorful, and the perfect hack for if you want to smoke with friends but don’t want to swap germs or go mouth-to-mouth with folks who aren’t as careful as you.
Buttercrunch by 22 Red
This tasty hybrid strain clocks in at 21 percent THC and also some CBD, and wow is it tasty! An offshoot of Biscotti, this strain is fragrant and smells great, and the effects are amazing. Indica-leaning with a hint of CBD, this is the perfect strain for those who want to try a hybrid but prefer things a bit heady. We’ll definitely be going back for more! Products are available in Arizona, California, and Nevada.
Cannabis-Infused Seltzers by Levia
If you like to drink your THC, next time you visit the East Coast, you need to check out Leiva. These cannabis drinks aren’t super potent, but they’re just the right amount of kick to keep the party going if you choose to imbibe these instead of alcohol. We got hooked because of their special Pride can and their support for the queer community, but now we can’t get enough! Products are available in Massachusetts.
Watermelon Sativa Rings by Gelato
If you need to go on a cleaning spree and spruce up your place, these amazingly tasty sativa rings are just the thing! Try them out and taste the sugar and chewy goodness, then feel the effects! They taste better than most edibles and hit you with a nice body high that buzzes pleasantly as you settle in to get more done! Products are available in California and Michigan.
Horoscopes
by Alanna L.P.
Hello everyone! Let’s throw on some tunes and dance through this retrograde season. Venus will be stationed in Retrograde starting on July 22 and will station directly on September 3. Mercury Retrograde will dominate most of August with the Preshadow Period starting on August 3. Then Mercury Stations Retrograde on August 23 and direct on September 15. What does all of this mean? In short, less is more, honey. The cosmic garbage man is rounding up your emotional garbage, so throw on some music; get in the groove, and get to cleaning out your closet. I promise you’ll feel much lighter this fall if you do. And don’t forget to check out the Disco Divas playlist linked in the digital version of this article!
Song: “I Don’t Need You” – DJ Tiesto
Aries
Your shadow self is asking you to take time for yourself this month, Dear Aries. If you use this time to confront your fears, then let them go. You can overcome what is holding you back. And, of course, don’t forget to give yourself a pat on the back. You’re doing your best, and it shows!
Tarot Mantra: Guardian of Air — “Praying”– Kesha
Taurus
This is time to find inspiration for who you want to become. It’s great being a Taurus, so draw inspiration from Taurus energy—sensual, nurturing, and dripped out. Treat yourself.
Tarot Mantra: Guardian of Fire — “Material Girl”–Madonna
Gemini
If the gossip queens are getting to you, tighten your circle, and skip the parties this month. It’s OK to change even if the people in your circle wish you’d stay the same. There’s nothing wrong with leveling up.
Tarot Mantra: 9 of Wands — “Rumors”— Lizzo feat. Cardi B
Cancer
If your Mercury Retrograde gets into your bank account, know that losses now will come back to you later. Consult a loved one if you need advice, especially regarding finances and security.
Tarot Mantra: Two of Wands — “When the Money Goes” — Jay Z
Leo
Happy birthday, August Leos! We love how you radiate confidence and inspire us to do our best! Small, unexpected expenses could add up, so save when you can. Getting rid of things may help reinforce your finances. Whether it be an original painting or an old couch, if it can go, and you can get cash for it, do the hustle.
Tarot Mantra: The Hierophant Reversed — “Started from the Bottom”– Drake
Virgo
Happy birthday, August Virgos! We love your grounding energy. Everyone is admiring you, especially someone you’ve had your eye on. But don’t rush love. You have plenty of time. Take it slow, and see what happens in the fall.
Tarot Mantra: The Nurturer — “It’s No Good”–Depeche Mode
Libra
Romantic encounters should be playful and short-lived this retrograde season, Dear Libra. It’s all about the bedroom and not much else. Just make sure all partners are on the same page. Give yourself the rest you need when you’re not out there playing the field.
Tarot Mantra: The Star — “Padam Padam”–Kylie Minogue
Scorpio
This is a good time for personal and professional development, Dear Scorpio. Follow your dreams and ideals because doing so will pay off later. Letting go of something will help you look to the future because it will be time to celebrate soon… just not quite yet.
Tarot Mantra: Death — “Tears Dry on Their Own”–Amy Winehouse
Sagittarius
If you’re feeling tied down, Dear Sagittarius, don’t forget that you are a beautiful, wild, free soul. Freedom is what brings you joy! Big routine changes could bring you closer to the freedom you desire, especially financially.
Tarot Mantra: Ace of Pentacles Reversed — “Young Wild and Free” –Snoop Dog & Wiz Khalifa ft. Bruno Mars
Capricorn
Putting your energy into your career goals— especially in writing—can help relieve stress, Dear Capricorn. If you push your creativity a little more, you could attract attention from someone far away that may help you pursue your goals on a higher level.
Tarot Mantra: 9 of Swords — “Lean on Me”–Bill Withers
Aquarius
Sometimes people can only give you as much attention as they can handle, Dear Aquarius. Someone may be going through something that you have no idea about. Having a talk and setting clear boundaries could help you redefine an important relationship.
Tarot Mantra: Seven of Swords — “Telephone”–Lady Gaga
Pisces
Increased workload could lead to increased stress, so don’t be shy about delegating tasks. If you take time to make mundane tasks enjoyable, it will make this busy time flow.
Tarot Mantra: Ace of Wands — “9 to 5”–Dolly Parton