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March 27th 2013 • Over the Edge
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SGU ‘Storms the Riding’ for Clean Energy in BC CAMERON BELL SGU MEMBER
Knock knock - who’s there? Clean energy! As British Columbia gears up for a provincial election, voters have the opportunity to voice their concerns in hopes that party platforms will adjust accordingly. There are many challenges associated with bringing political attention to any issue, but as voting day approaches politicians often acknowledge only one statistic: voter numbers. With this in mind, a province-wide campaign called Power Vote BC is collecting pledges from voters across the province who intend to vote for ‘a clean energy economy that’s fair for all British Columbians”. LeadNow.ca, a nation-wide grassroots organization advocating for a fair, responsible, and democratic country through political action like Power Vote BC organize the campaign. UNBC’s Students for a Green University (SGU) took part in this provincial initiative through Storm the Riding, a province-wide event in which volunteers, primarily students, canvassed door-to-door talking about clean energy in the upcoming election. Last Saturday afternoon, volunteers hit the streets with clipboards in hand after a brief training session, and talked to hundreds of PG residents in the PG-Mackenzie riding about their views on energy and elections. Talking to people about energy and politics was a really valuable experience for all of the volunteers that came out, as reactions ranged from enthusiastic encouragement to instant refusal. The crew of almost 20 volunteers collected over 100 pledges, and
plenty of leaflets were distributed in hopes that others will sign the pledge online at a later date. Each riding in the province has its own pledge page on the Power Vote BC website, and almost 6,000 pledges have been collected in total. LeadNow plans to
2. Create good jobs that will ensure lasting prosperity. 3. Respect Aboriginal rights and title. 4. Protect BC’s land, air and water while supporting healthy communities. 5. Include British Columbians in decisions
Politicians are looking to see if British Columbians will stand up for a clean energy economy when it matters most. distribute further information on energy policy to pledge-signers to ensure that voters are informed on party platforms before they go to the polls on May 14th. “Oil industry lobbyists are spending big money to buy support for pipelines, tankers and dirty energy exports, and politicians are looking to see if British Columbians will stand up for a clean energy economy when it matters most,” said Jamie Biggar, Executive Director for Leadnow.ca. “Storm the Riding demonstrates that British Columbians are committed to a clean energy economy that will create good jobs, safeguard our resources, and ensure a secure climate for all generations.” With the number of existing and proposed projects in our area, SGU wants to encourage voters to learn, think, and talk about energy in BC before they go to the polls. Building a clean energy economy will be a lengthy process, but we need to start the transition now and aim to: 1. Meet or exceed BC’s legislated targets to cut global warming pollution.
that affect their communities. 6. Ensure a just transition that does not place unfair burdens on British Columbians. (Taken from powervotebc.ca) In an age of social media and instant information, door-knocking seems like an
ancient art relegated to Girl Guides and Jehovah’s Witnesses. Engaging people in politics isn’t easy, but it’s absolutely necessary, especially in election season. By standing up for our values, taking part in organized political action, and engaging in meaningful dialogue with our communities, we can be the change we wish to see in our province. To sign the pledge, go to www. powervotebc.ca and search for your riding. For more information, email sgu. unbc@gmail.com
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Over the Edge • March 27th 2013
Letter to the Editor
WENDEL SCHWAB CONTRIBUTOR
I was shocked and dismayed to read the “Cold War” article in Over the Edge. How can such a situation be tolerated at the UNBC campus for so many years? One of the advantages of attending UNBC is the connected nature of the campus, where students can reach almost any building without having to brave the harsh winter weather of Prince George. In fact, students at other universities, such as Thompson Rivers University, are often jealous of the interconnectedness of the buildings on UNBC’s campus. With this huge advantage, how is UNBC still so inadequate at properly removing snow and clearing walkways to the few buildings that aren’t connected to the rest of campus? You’d think UNBC’s snow removal budget would go so much further than most other universities could ever achieve.
take down the “Neyoh Snow Removal Weekend Team,” and his appeal to the jobs of the unionized workers who are unable or unwilling to properly carry out their snow removal duties is especially insensitive in an era where most students are wondering if they’ll even find a job post-graduation. I feel absolutely no sympathy at all for those poor unionized workers who are having their jobs threatened by students banding together to take care of each other to try to make the university a better place. Maybe those workers don’t even deserve to have a job if they can be replaced by a few volunteer students coordinating on Facebook to do the job they can’t. I also think Steve Patton is a coward for not showing up to the meeting scheduled with Over the Edge (yeah Steve Patton, I called you a coward, what are you going to do about it?) and I’m afraid this is the tone and tenor of the response the
I also think Steve Patton is a coward for not showing up to the meeting scheduled with Over the Edge.
Get energized for Convocation 2013! Important Info for Graduating Students SARAH FOOT EVENTS COORDINATOR
As the semester comes to an end, the Convocation Office wishes all graduating students the best of luck and encourages you to stay in touch through Twitter (@UNBCConvocation #unbc2013) and the Convocation website www. unbc.ca/convocation. This article will provide graduating students with important information about Convocation-related events and tips for the BIG day!
Convocation and Parchment Information Form Convocation is an energizing and exciting time. Don’t miss out on your special day. Return your Convocation and Parchment Information Form by Friday, April 5 to the Convocation Office or the Office of the Registrar. This form was mailed to students who submitted an Application for Graduation before the appropriate deadline. If you plan on graduating in May 2013 and haven’t received this form in the mail, please contact the Convocation Office as soon as possible at convocation@unbc.ca or 250-960-6304.
Celebrating 10,000 Strong! Ferrying students from the dorms when walkways are inadequately cleared is a stop-gap solution and the university administration should have been seeking more permanent solutions years ago. As a disabled student myself, I understand how Conan Winkelmeyer must feel at having to request a ride from the dorms to the main campus or vice versa; needing unnecessary help like that robs disabled students of their agency and infantilizes them. This is something those of us who are disabled really want to avoid because it makes us feel like we aren’t free, independent people capable of making our own way in the world; by requiring disabled students to seek outside help to do something that should be just as easy as walking from Point A to Point B, the university administration has shown a callous disregard for the well-being of their disabled students.
students at UNBC will receive from the adnministration. Only as a group can we, the students and concerned staff at UNBC, do something about this. This is one issue I think we can fight our uncaring university administration over and win. I urge all UNBC students to stand with Conan Winkelmeyer, Selena Hunjen (maybe she should sue the university over this, maybe the threat of a financial hit would motivate the administration to finally act), Brenda Christensen, and everyone working to improve this situation and make UNBC a better place for all the students who attend here.
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This year, the Alumni Association of UNBC will welcome its 10,000th member. Start the celebration early by joining fellow graduates at the Alumni Awards Reception and Annual General Meeting on Thursday, May 30, 2013 from 6pm to 9pm at the Bentley Centre. This reception recognizes those alumni who have made outstanding contributions to their alma mater, their professions and their community as well as the Class of 2013, the Honorary Degree recipients, the 2013 Valedictorians and the Governor General Medal Recipients. Space is limited so purchase your tickets now by contacting the Alumni Relations Office at alumni@unbc.ca or 250-960-5873. Tickets are $10 per person and must be purchased in advance.
Celebration Activities on Convocation Day
are invited to join the UNBC community for a FREE BBQ lunch (first-come, first-serve) from 11am to 2pm in the Agora Courtyard. There will be live music, prizes, graduation merchandise, alumni parchment framing, class photographs, kid zone, photo booth, and more!
Tips for a Successful Graduation Day
The Convocation Office encourages you to follow these tips that will help make your graduation day run smoothly: · Check the Convocation website regularly for the schedule of events and other updates www. unbc.ca/convocation. Don’t miss out on the Class Photographs at 11:45am (Ceremony 1) and 1:15pm (Ceremony 2)! · Wear comfortable footwear and clothing. You will be standing or walking for long periods in warm weather. · Do not bring personal belongings with you into the ceremony. There is no secure storage space available at the Charles Jago Northern Sport Centre. · If your name is hard to pronounce, write the phonetic spelling on the back of the processional card that you receive during check-in. The phonetic spelling will help the Orator pronounce your name correctly when you cross the stage. · Book your regalia (hood and gown) through the UNBC Bookstore before you leave campus. Graduands should bring their regalia with them on Convocation Day and be prepared to return their regalia to the UNBC Bookstore following their ceremony. · Contact the Convocation Office if you or your guest requires special accommodation. We are always happy to provide assistance. · Arrive early to check in and be placed in the correct processional order at the Bentley Centre (or NSC Fieldhouse if inclement weather). Stay posted on Convocation Day for last-minute changes and updates. Late graduands will cross the stage, but will have to obtain their parchment after the ceremony. · Pay outstanding fees though the Cashier’s Office by Thursday, May 30th. Graduands with outstanding fees may still participate in the ceremony but will not receive their parchment. · Book accommodation for you and your guests well in advance! Tourism Prince George can provide information for hotels and other accommodation types.
On Convocation Day, graduates and their guests
Further, I find the response of the university administration to be tone deaf in the highest order. Rob Giardino had no right to ask Mr. Winkelmeyer to
For more information, please contact Sarah Foot, Ceremonies & Events Coordinator. Location: Room 7-156 Email: convocation@unbc.ca Telephone: 250-960-6304 Text: 250-614-6980 (cell) Website: www.unbc.ca/convocation Twitter: @UNBCConvocation, #unbc2013
A Beer with Ben: Last Call BEN FILIPKOWSKI COPY EDITOR
I'm sitting at a computer in the Over The Edge offices, staring at a blank screen, waiting for inspiration to hit. I've been in this same situation all weekend, struggling to start this column for the last time, and nothing wants to come out. I know what I want to say, that it's been a fantastic year filled with new experiences and new friends, but honestly, I'm a little nervous. Two months from now, I'll be driving across the country, headed to Ontario's
Ottawa Valley. I have to pack up my entire life in Prince George, say my goodbyes (because "see you later" might mean a year or ten years), take a deep breath and plunge into something entirely new. To call it intimidating is an understatement.
that's what I'm doing. There are jobs to be had, people to meet, places to go, things to do - and that's not so bad. As scary as "new" can be - because what is "new" but a spin on "unknown?" - it's still an empty canvas.
So: new location, new life.
I can look back at my time here with fondness; it's been a great five years, and often a wild ride with many ups and downs. I've figured out who I am and what I want to do, and I can't wait to get started.
It's a big change, and in time it'll be fantastic, but the prospect of leaving this chapter of my life behind is a lot to take in. What do you do when faced with that type of change? You look ahead, or at least,
There are many decisions to be made, many
challenges to face, but I feel ready. Really, if I'm being optimistic (and I am), these challenges, the nerves, the apprehension, it all feels good. As much as I'd like to be able to spout off an inspirational speech, I'm really not that type. All I can say is that I'm happy to be where I am, I'm excited to see where I'm going, and I love looking back at where I've been. At the end of the day, I've got the map and compass. At the end of the day, I know what I need to do. At the end of the day, I'm the guy behind the wheel.
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News
March 27th 2013 • Over the Edge
Telehealth to improve the health of students on campus HANNA PETERSEN NEWS EDITOR
Going out of your way to see a doctor can sometimes be an inconvenience, especially for students busy with final exams and projects. Scheduling a doctor’s appointment or waiting in line at a walk-in clinic can be a hassle for people with demanding schedules; before you know it, that irritating mole has transformed into full-on skin cancer. That may be an extreme example, but a company in Vancouver is beginning to address the underlying issue - making visits to the doctors more accessible and efficient. It’s called Medeo, and it’s what’s known as a telehealth technology service, which means
It’s possible that telehealth services like Medeo could improve the overall state of health for students who have little time to actually see a doctor in person. Addressing issues via the internet and mobile services may help to reduce wait times, as minor issues can be handled with in a quick video conference chat rather than take up valuable clinic time. The doctors working with Medeo also have the ability to give out prescriptions for non-controlled substances by calling the patient’s local pharmacy. “I just used Medeo to see a doctor for a referral to a specialist, which I had been putting off for over a year because I didn’t want to take time off work
It’s possible that telehealth services like Medeo could improve the overall state of health for students who have little time to actually see a doctor in person. that it connects patients and doctors via video conferencing. It comes in the form of a web and mobile application and is a medicallyinsured service for BC residents with a valid personal health number. Using the service is as simple as creating an account detailing basic background information and clicking a link that says “Talk to a Doctor,” which instantly begins a video conference with a physician. If the doctor thinks the issue is serious, however, he or she would obviously recommend the patient to come in person or to visit a local clinic or emergency room. The standard consultation over the service is about ten minutes long, but the doctors request that one issue be addressed per visit.
UNBC professor receives prestigious Science Fellowship
or school,” says Tookie Graham, a business co-op student from the University of Victoria. “With Medeo it took me less than 10 minutes to get what I needed. Medeo is an amazing service that will really improve student health at UVic and beyond, especially in the most stressful times of the year,” Doctor’s appointments on Medeo are not intended to replace traditional appointments, but rather to complement a health system that makes engaging patient care more efficient in cases where physical examinations are not necessary. Time-strapped UNBC students are welcome to pull out their care cards and visit www.medeo.ca and finally get some one on one time with a doctor in between classes.
unbc.ca HANNA PETERSEN NEWS EDITOR
UNBC Ecosystem and Science and Management Professor Bill McGill has been elected a Fellow of the American Association for the Advancement of Science (AAAS), the organization that publishes the journal Science, the most widely-reviewed scientific journal in the world. McGill was elected for his contributions to soil science and for effective science communication to students and the public at large. He was presented with the award last month at the Annual Meeting for the Association in Boston. “I am honoured to be elected a Fellow of the AAAS,” says Dr. McGill, who throughout his career, has given hundreds of community and scholarly presentations on soil biology and biogeochemistry. “Such recognition would be impossible without the efforts and contributions
of my colleagues and students, and the support of my wife Alice.” Dr. McGill has been with UNBC since 2001. His current research includes studying potential uses for the ash produced by the bio-energy plant for possible soil remediation. Dr. McGill was nominated for the award by professors from Stanford University, the University of California, and the University of Maryland. He is UNBC’s first ever researcher, and the only Canadian in his category, to receive the distinction. The American Association for the Advancement of Science is an international non-profit organization dedicated to advancing science around the world by serving as an educator, leader, spokesperson, and professional association.
Influence peddling allegations swirl around UNBC foresty centre
cbc.news.ca LAURA RODGERS CUP B.C. BUREAU CHIEF
VANCOUVER (CUP) — The Wood Innovation and Design Centre, a B.C. Liberal–proposed multimillion-dollar research building in downtown Prince George, is facing intense scrutiny from all angles. When the Liberals announced the project in 2011, they said in a press release it would “revitalize the forest industry” and create a spate of new jobs. They said it would become “the world’s tallest multi-
use wood building” by the time it was built in 2014. They envisioned it as a high-tech research centre to develop new wood-based products and building techniques. The University of Northern British Columbia (UNBC) and other schools would operate classes and labs in it, and various other tenants would take up the rest of the space. But the project has come close to being felled under allegations of influencepeddling and fiscal imprudence — allegations that are shaking the foundations of the Liberal Party. In late February, Prince George developers Brian Fehr and Dan McLaren came forward alleging that B.C. Jobs Minister Pat Bell made them a backroom promise of a contract for the building. Fehr and McLaren wound up not making the shortlist for the project, but they alleged Bell was trying to improperly influence who got the building contract, which was then expected to be worth $25 million. The lawyer presiding over the bid process concluded that everything was handled fairly, but the NDP is still pushing for
a wider investigation. According to documents obtained by the Globe and Mail, an $8.9 million–dollar provincial loan to purchase land for the project was made to McLaren in 2009, without approval from the provincial Treasury
Any possibility of using the land purchased by Fehr and McLaren with the public loan was scrapped. At present, the project is still going forward, albeit with a much smaller scale and a sullied public image. Pundits
In late February, Prince George developers Brian Fehr and Dan McLaren came forward alleging that B.C. jobs minister Pat Bell made them a backroom promise of a contract for the building. Board. Shortly after Fehr and McLaren’s initial complaint, former B.C. finance minister Kevin Falcon dealt the project another blow. He said the B.C. treasury had never agreed to issue the funds required for the building. Falcon said in order to make it the world’s tallest wood building, it would need to be 10 storeys tall and cost roughly $100 million. He said the treasury only approved $25 million for the building, and plans and ambitions for the project would need to shrink significantly in order to fit within the available budget.
allege Falcon’s critical comments came out of an urge to distance himself from the embattled B.C Premier Christy Clark, who has been taking a beating in the polls. And for UNBC to operate programs out of the building, they’ll need an influx of provincial funding. As reported by the Prince George Citizen, UNBC president George Iwama said the school doesn’t have enough cash to expand into the centre with its current budget.
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Project GO: Climate Change Education for High School Students
UNBC Team Wins Gold at National Engineering Contest unbc.ca
HANNA PETERSEN NEWS EDITOR
Four Environmental Engineering students from the University of Northern British Columbia beat teams from universities across Canada to take home the top prize in the Canadian Engineering Competition at Carleton University in Ottawa. The group’s submission at the event, in the Junior Design category, defeated entries from the eight regional teams in the country The Junior Design category entrants, which is exclusive to first and second year engineering students, were asked to remove a set of tin foil clots from a cardboard artery. Each team had four hours to come up with a solution for the problem, after which they gave a formal presentation and demonstrated their working prototype to the judges. “Our entry was a scissor mechanism being closed with elastics and held open by a balloon with a slow leak in it,” explains second year student Kayden Peters, who is from the Lower Mainland. “We attached
extensions onto the arms of the scissors and, as the balloon deflated and the scissors closed, the extensions extended in all directions and depressed the clots. The judges said they had never though of that solution and found it very innovative.” “UNBC gave us the general engineering background and confidence to compete at a very high level in these events,” says Peters, who, along with his teammates Kathleen Horita of Vanderhoof, Stephanie Doherty of Prince Geroge, and Kris Nickerson of Vancouver, qualified for the nationals after placing second at the regional competition at the University of Victoria in January. “Our profs at UNBC really helped us and got us ready to compete.” Last year, UNBC placed in the top ten on a list of schools offering undergraduatelevel engineering programs in Canada by the magazine Corporate Knights, a national supplement of the Globe and Mail Newspaper Ethnic outreach” project ran out of B.C. Ministry of Advanced Education.
Ethnic outreach project ran out of B.C. Ministry of Advanced Education LAURA RODGERS CUP B.C. BUREAU CHIEF
VANCOUVER (CUP) — A B.C. Liberal project using taxpayer-funded resources to mount an election campaign targeting minority voters ran out of the B.C. Ministry of Advanced Education with the knowledge of former minister John Yap, according to a report issued by Liberal deputy minister John Dyble. The report, at the centre of an ongoing B.C. Liberal scandal, found a “serious misuse” of government time and resources to conduct party business: crafting a strategy to promote the party among B.C. voters who are members of ethnic minority groups. The report said the once-secret outreach project began in 2011 within the Ministry of Jobs, Tourism and Innovation when Harry Bloy, also the Minister of State for Multiculturalism, held that post. Bloy resigned from Cabinet in the spring of 2012, and John Yap took over as Minister of State for Multiculturalism. Then in a summer 2012 cabinet shuffle, Yap was appointed as Minister of Advanced Education, Innovation
and Technology — and the ethnic outreach project followed him. Yap had already resigned from Cabinet by the time the report’s results were made public. Two government staffers have resigned from their posts entirely in the wake of the scandal, and the Liberals have pledged to pay back the $70,000 of taxpayer funds they spent on partisan activities. The report notes that Yap was aware that former ministry staffer Brian Bonney frequently used his personal email address, rather than his government address, for communication about the project in order to circumvent freedom-ofinformation laws. Yap and Premier Christy Clark have both apologized and expressed remorse over what occurred in the ethnic outreach project. However, they have both also said they had some degree of ignorance regarding the project’s activities. The NDP, so far, say they aren’t fully satisfied with the outcome of the report, and they are calling for a broader investigation from an independent body.
CAROLYN KNAPPER SUSTAINABILITY INTERN
Get involved, learn something new, help make change… Ready? Set? Go! Project “Green Outreach” (GO) is a student driven initiative to spread awareness and stimulate action on environmental issues and topics. Currently dubbed “Project GO,” the present agenda is educational outreach to high school students about climate change. The name is intended to motivate students to stop trying to unscramble whether climate change is happening or not (because it is), and to do something about it. Why is this important for us to do? Climate change has been a heated debate for a long time now. Science has, however, proven that although the earth’s global temperature has fluctuated greatly over earth’s history, we have seen a huge anthropogenic impact on warming in the past 100 years. This correlates with the massive increases in greenhouse gases, specifically carbon dioxide. The effects can be seen all around the world and there is need for radical change. Project GO sprouted from research on a similar program in BC; Vancouver Island University’s Student Initiative, ACER (Awareness of Climate Change through Education and Research). Quoting directly from their website, the founders of ACER state that “this initiative is rooted firmly in the belief that the ability to make informed decisions on an inherently complex topic will require an appreciation of the science, critical thinking and creative problem solving”. The program was designed to teach high school students about climate change using interactive power point presentations and a series of demonstration experiments. Since it was designed in 2008, the team has toured the province, visiting schools as far north as Prince George and the surrounding areas. This got the wheels turning here in PG. After investigating what kind of information local high school students are exposed to, it became apparent that more climate change education was needed. We could not, however, sit and wait for more people to make their way up from Vancouver to teach the children in our community. It was decided that we need to take things into our own hands, and do some outreach of our own. After all, how sustainable is it to wait for people driving all the way across the province to do something we can do ourselves? The solution starts here. The initiative was started by UNBC’s Sustainability Manager, Alvaro Palazuelos. In the fall, funding was received from the Presidents’ Executive Committee to hire a student intern
to help coordinate the project. With the help of a few members of past and present faculty and staff, and a group of student volunteers, ideas for presentations were cumulated. Helping to direct the project is John Vogt, a high school science teacher with 35 years experience. His knowledge and experience have provided vital linkages to the local high schools and have been fundamental to the development of the project’s curriculum. Undoubtedly, a major component to understanding climate change is scientific literacy. Presentations are therefore aimed at building this foundation of understanding. The intention is to initially visit four or five Grade 10 science classrooms in Prince George to give onehour presentations. The presentations aim to bust myths about climate change in our society, to stir up discussion and ultimately to get kids involved in making a change. This preliminary test run will take place during April 2013. Firstly, students will learn about the difference between climate and weather and what trends over time look like using graphs and photographs. Students will then be taught how to identify the major causes of the current rapid increase in temperature such as greenhouse gases. They will be able to identify carbon dioxide as the most important greenhouse gas and will learn about factors that contribute to atmospheric carbon dioxide. Presentations will teach about the impacts on both earth systems and people, using local and worldwide examples. A few demonstrational and hands on experiments have been adapted from VIU’s ACER program to demonstrate these topics. Ultimately, students will walk away with an understanding of the science behind the warming global climate, and will be able to think critically about the problems and potential solutions. Although Project GO currently has a specific agenda to teach high school students about climate change, there is potential for the project to bloom into even more. Perhaps Green Outreach might eventually include annual forums, projects on composting or recycling, and may include more local and provincial allies. The group is currently working on setting up a website which will eventually be available through the Green University website at http:// www.unbc.ca/green. If you have questions or are interested in helping out with the project, either by presenting or helping to develop presentations and experiments, feel free to email knapperc@gmail.com. More information on the ACER project is also available at http://web.viu. ca/acer/.
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Features
March 27th 2013 • Over the Edge
Spray-On Jeans: A Misconception of Convenience and coverage in these Skinny Skinnys. Despite selling numerous variations on the boot cut yoga pant, body-hugging leggings, and skinny fit denim American Eagle decided to challenge the image of what their consumers perceive as
of a private jet suited to each person and their individual needs, and pending arrivals of online purchases that should be able to print out of our very own PCs by now. The slow and incremental adjustment to a world completely built
These fictitious tighter-than-jeggings pants seem to boast the usual properties of any denim or pseudo-denim found in the jean section of most stores.
gq.com GENE EGLE VON DENIM CONTRIBUTOR
In discovery of American Eagle’s hoax marketing campaign, namely their spray-on “AEO Skinny Skinny” jeans, the inevitable question is raised of what is it about these pants that makes us uncomfortable. With such wonderful
descriptions as “sits low on waist,” “contours through thigh, knee and ankle,” and “most fitted leg opening” these fictitious tighter-than-jeggings pants seem to boast the usual properties of any denim or pseudo-denim found in the jean section of most stores – the crucial difference lies in the exact degree of fit
Curried Shrimp with Mango Couscous
reasonable lower-body coverings with their “invention” of the spray can jean. So what exactly is the big difference between the uneasiness of the idea of spray-on pants and the well-established close-fitting leggings? My theory lies in our human struggle against the complete and irrevocable transformation to a life completely revolved around convenience. Just look at the ways in which we still rely on such bothersome technologies – waiting in a Drive Thru for almost five whole minutes to receive food that we should be able to spray out of a can, taking flights on crowded planes instead
and structured around the needs of each individual person is unthinkable in a time of such rapidly increasing technological advancements. If the discomfort and disbelief towards this pair of spray-on jeans is any indication our society is doomed for a stagnant view of the world as a shared and collective place for all humans to live.
per side. 5. Arrange shrimp and couscous on a platter and serve with the yogurt sauce. Garnish with lime wedges if desired.
Variations: Vegan/lactose-free: look for a vegan Greek yogurt or replace the yogurt altogether with ripened avocados. GF: Look for couscous made from brown rice and you’ll be set!
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Lime wedges (optional)
Serves: 4 Ingredients: 1 cup whole wheat couscous 1 mango, peeled and diced 1 teaspoon jalapeno pepper, finely diced 1 tablespoon plus 1 teaspoon freshly squeezed lime juice 1/4 cup chopped cilantro Salt Freshly ground black pepper 2 tablespoons red curry paste 2 teaspoons vegetable oil 1 tablespoon plus 1/2 teaspoon finely minced garlic 3/4 pound shrimp, cleaned and shelled, tails on 1 7-ounce container 2% Greek yogurt 1 teaspoon grated ginger
Directions: For the couscous1. Cook couscous according to package directions. Combine with mango, jalapeño pepper, 1 teaspoon of the lime juice and half the cilantro. Season to taste with salt and black pepper. For the shrimp2. In a large bowl, whisk together red curry paste, vegetable oil, 1 tablespoon of the garlic food.com and remaining lime juice. Add shrimp and toss to coat. 3. In a small bowl, mix together yogurt, ginger and remaining cilantro and garlic. Season to taste with black pepper. 4. Heat grill to medium high. Grill shrimp until just cooked through, approximately 2 minutes
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Horoscopes
CLEO STARSKY ASTROLOGER
Aries: Beggars can’t be choosers, so I would
suggest being neither…not much flexibility in that if you ask me. Live like you have to deal with the consequences of your actions and you will likely find that there is less of a mess for you to clean up afterwards. If you show yourself to be deserving of respect, you’ll be sure to receive it – and no, your mom’s highly biased opinion of you doesn’t count. Your summer song: Yeasayer – Sunrise
Taurus: You will likely find that even numbers
Cancer: Once a hermit, always a hermit – that
said, there ain’t no shame in your game! About this time those around you will be preoccupied with their own responsibilities so you won’t hear much hassle from them. Enjoy the peace and quiet, but expect the crowds to go wild once you do crawl out from under your rock. Remember, Earth in small doses is actually not that bad. Your summer song: The Beatles – Here Comes the Sun
Leo: Learn a new language, skill, instrument
are lucky for you at this time. If not, then odd numbers are what you should be seeking out. Money comes to those who work for it so remember to put your time and effort in for that which you expect to be rewarded. Try to avoid telling people what they want to hear – your fabrication is easier to pick up on that you’d like to think. Your summer song: Here We Go Magic – Collector
– you never know when it’ll come in handy. Any great endeavour that you should choose to undertake right now will be accomplished with relative ease – think big: solve world poverty, cure cancer, give Stephen Harper some hairstyling tips, etc. Lean on those closest to you if you are in need, but remember to make sure they feel appreciated for their efforts. Karma can turn around and bite you if you aren’t careful. Your summer song: Alice Cooper – School’s Out
Gemini: Suspect the unsuspected (bet you
Virgo: Try to keep a balanced outlook on issues
didn’t expect that) – keeping a close eye on those who have wronged you in the past will allow you to avoid calamities in the future. While not necessarily everyone is out to get you, it may seem a bit harder than usual to go about your daily life without some form of misfortune… good things come to those who wait for it so invest in a reliable time-keeping device. Your summer song: Crystal Fighters – In the Summer
of the heart – not all situations need to be solved like a puzzle, but it would also be wise to not leave too many loose ends hanging. Communication is the key to avoiding disappointments on either side of the dialogue. Try to keep an open mind (and at the very least open eyes – eye contact is good) and put yourself in someone else’s shoes. Remember, don’t stop till ya get enough. Your summer song: Snoop Lion – Drop it Like it’s Hot
Libra: Just because you get a bad impression
from someone, doesn’t mean that this is true to their image. Try to avoid jumping to conclusions or making your mind up before you’ve been given a chance to explore things for yourself. Be sure to put some time aside in order to recharge and re-centre your sense of well-being. Also, save a horse, ride a rocking horse (just please don’t harm any horses). Your summer song: The Beach Boys – Surfing USA
Scorpio: Keep a positive outlook as best you
can when times get rough – constant complaining will only make it harder for those around you to help you through these obstacles. Giving someone the benefit of the doubt will prove to be rewarding… have a little faith in humanity. Don’t forget about the basic necessities – make sure to give your body all the rest, nutrition and exercise it deserves. That said skipping dinner and heading straight for dessert is allowed and encouraged every once in a while. Your summer song: Nelly – Hot in Herre
Sagittarius: Now is a perfect time to reach
out and establish connections – those who you thought the least of might end up surprising you the most. Be aware of the impression you make on others… it would be a shame to be overlooked based off of a complete error in judgement on your part. Don’t forget the ones who count when you make it big – monthly cheques in the mail should suit them just fine. Your summer song: Wham – Club Tropicana
Capricorn: Treat others the way that Gandalf/
Dumbledore/a great and wise old person would treat them. Live for the present, past and future (simultaneously) – good luck! The sooner you prepare, the easier the execution of your plans will be. Pro tip: greater consideration for others who you may come across will make for more pleasant interactions on the whole. Your summer song: Janis Joplin – Summertime
Aquarius: Once a diva, always a diva. It
might do you some good to get some outside perspective on your current pursuits. Remember that despite what actions you can observe on the outside, you will never know exactly how someone feels on the inside. Avoid taking things strictly at face value and you will be better suited to protect yourself and those around you from any well-concealed ill-will. Your summer song: Weezer – Island in the Sun
Pisces: Keep yourself informed. It is well worth
your effort to be as aware and act with as much purpose as possible in your daily life. Remember to treat and/or congratulate yourself on a job well done – the rewarding will help to motivate you in any future endeavours. Be true to yourself and you’ll find yourself surrounded with the love and support that you seek. Don’t be afraid to match your socks to your shoes and try to laugh often – especially at inappropriate times. Your summer song: Bryan Adams – Summer of ‘69
10 additions to your summer bucket list 2. Attend a music festival – with so many options in just BC alone, there is bound to be one (or several) to suit your musical tastes (suggestions: Squamish Valley Music Festival, ArtsWells, Motion Notion Music Festival, and Khatsalano Music and Arts Festival). 3. Repurpose worn-out winter clothes into shorter, lighter summer
D exposure. 7. Bring your workout outside – get your heart pumping with courtside or field sports such as basketball, soccer and baseball. 8. Compile a reading list – ask your friends and family or check out a site like goodreads.com for recommendations
Paint or reorganize your room to reflect your changed priorities now that school is out.
epl.ca GALA MUNOZ FEATURES EDITOR
I know we’ve got quite a ways until the calendar officially announces the sunny season (June 21st for those interested) and the official move into the spring season might feel like anything but that lately, thinking ahead to long, lazy days can act as a source of studying motivation for those pesky things teachers like to
call final exams and papers. Here are some suggestions for things to add to the summer bucket list for 2013: 1. Become a tourist of your own city visit the tourism centre to find out which scenic tours or notable outdoors activities your area is known for and explore with a temporary sense of unfamiliarity!
wear (suggestions: jeans into jean shorts, long sleeves into tank tops and hoodies into sleeveless vests a la California cool). 4. Customize your summer accessories – paint or add details to a bland pair of sunglasses, add colour and texture to a purse or bag with a tied colourful scarf, and DIY fun necklaces, bracelets, or rings to reflect the carefree attitude of the summertime haze.
on what kind of reading would suit you best… Contrary to popular belief reading is actually fun when it isn’t assigned.
5. Paint or reorganize your room to reflect your changed priorities now that school is out – customize your wall art and furniture to create as close to a beach paradise as possible.
10. Take advantage of nearby parks and campsites while simultaneously earning friend points by organizing a friendly barbecue/picnic/potluck.
6. Do more things outside – even if it’s just choosing the patio instead of the bar at your favourite restaurant, don’t give up an opportunity for the well-earned vitamin
9. Exercise or develop that green thumb and start a garden – you can keep your pursuits small and start with flowers or win the race with flying colours and supply a bountiful harvest of vegetables aplenty come September.
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Final cut
For years, B.C.’s reputation as Hollywood North has grown. But can it continue to survive with the increasing competition back east? JULIAN LEGERE CAPILANO COURIER (CAPILANO UNIVERSITY)
NORTH VANCOUVER (CUP) — If there’s one group that you can be sure has passion, it’s artists. That’s likely the reason why a rally two months ago at North Shore Studios drew over 2,000 people‚ some reports had attendance as high as 4,500 – who all gathered to hear industry experts and lobbyists speak about recent efforts made to demand action from the B.C. government to save the film industry. The New Hollywood North Save B.C. Film, the lobby group that organized January’s rally, has been advocating on behalf of an estimated 25,000 industry professionals whose livelihoods they claim are being threatened by increased government support for the film industry in Ontario and Quebec. The first concern is the loss of foreign, namely American, film productions, the presence of which in the past earned Metro Vancouver the moniker “Hollywood North.” Currently, the B.C. Production Services Tax Credit offers a credit of 33 per cent of BC labour expenditures only, whereas Ontario and Quebec offer a 25 per cent credit on all production expenditures within each respective province. In 2011, B.C. fell to the fourth-ranked production centre in North America, behind Ontario. Industry advocates, including those present at the rally in January, are calling for policy changes in order to keep B.C. competitive. Peter Leitch, president of North Shore Studios, advocated at last month’s rally for an “All Spend Policy” that would give foreign productions tax breaks on all production spending within B.C., the same policy currently in place in Ontario and Quebec, rather than solely labour spending. Premier Christy Clark defends the current policies, describing B.C.’s current $285 million tax credit as “generous.” She goes on to call the increased tax credits in Ontario and Quebec as a “race to the bottom,” and makes it clear that she has no intention of allowing B.C. to engage in that race, a view reflected in her government’s recently released budget. Industry members contest the idea that increasing B.C.’s investment in the industry would create that kind of bottomless climate because according to Brian Hamilton, a vice-president at Omnifilm, American productions prefer B.C. due to its better infrastructure and talent pool. Leitch says that American clients who have worked with North Shore Studios have told him the same things: “We don’t need to match Ontario and Quebec, we just need to be competitive,” he explained to the rally crowd. Home-grown films The second concern is the loss of domestic film production. Currently, B.C. gives tax credits to domestic productions, to the tune of 35 per cent. In 2009, Quebec and Ontario both raised their incentives to match that 35 per cent. According to Jackson Davies, vice- president of the
Union of B.C. Performers and an instructor at Capilano University, B.C. saw about $500 to $600 million worth of domestic film production annually prior to 2009, but since Ontario and Quebec increased their domestic productions tax credits, that number has fallen to about $200 million. Davies also worries about the long term implications of the $300 to $400 million loss triggered in 2009, because the lack of productions causes a loss of film industry infrastructure, including facilities like studios and editing suites. “Once all the infrastructure is gone from the community, they have to shut down or move to Ontario,” he says. Once that infrastructure is gone, and the talent moves to the East, there’s even less incentive for revenue and job generating American productions to come to B.C. Aaron Stewart, an acting student at Capilano University, says that he sees the decline of the film industry in B.C. as an enormous obstacle to his future career. “I fear that my three to four years of intense schooling won’t be put to good use when there are so few jobs. And on top of that, I fear that I may have to pack up and move to a new city, hell, even a new country, to get work.” Cultural economy The film industry as a whole is a hugely important component of the B.C. economy, employing an estimated 25,000 people and bringing around $1.2 billion worth of revenue into the province annually, but it’s not just the financial benefits that members of the film industry are fighting for. Citing his long-running hit TV show The Beachcombers, filmed in Gibsons, as an example, Davies describes the importance of domestic productions not only for their direct investment into local economies, but also for the increased tourism. “All around the world, they see the beauty of B.C. We get to tell our stories. That’s not just a business investment, that’s a cultural investment.” Stewart agrees that the film
industry is important both for its economic and its cultural benefits, and that the B.C. Liberal government should be doing everything it can to encourage the industry’s growth. “It seems counterproductive to not continue investing. It creates tourism opportunities and it allows actors and other artistic people the chance to actually pursue what it is they love.” Misgivings and misperceptions Some of the Save B.C. Film advocates have claimed that there is a public misconception concerning the need for tax breaks for big budget American films. “Tax credits are not paying for Brad Pitt’s million dollars to come here,” Leitch reminds the crowd at January’s rally. The current tax policies reflect that, since only monies paid to B.C. residents or companies are eligible for the tax breaks. Along the same lines, Davies emphasizes the nature of the provincial government’s investment. “It’s not a subsidy,” he explains. “The B.C. government doesn’t write a cheque. There has to be money generated in order for money to be refunded.” This point is reflected in the comments of the other advocates at January’s rally. “We are an industry, not a special interest group,” someone points out during the question and answer session, and Paul Klassen, senior business representative for IATSE, the film and theatre technicians union, agrees: “This is about the economy of B.C.” Taking action, searching for solutions As part of the Save B.C. Film campaign, a petition circulating online has gained over 30,000 signatures, and a poll funded by the Motion Picture Production Industry Association of B.C. has reflected fairly strong public support as well. According to the report, 56 per cent of British Columbian adults believe the province should “encourage strong growth” of the film industry, putting it in second, behind the tourism industry with 67 per cent in favour of strong growth. In addition to more funding for tax incentives, industry leaders such as Brian Hamilton would like to see B.C. create some sort of
body to liaise between the government and the film industry, similar to the Ontario Media Development Corporation (OMDC). “Where is our ministry?” he demanded at January’s rally, to rousing applause from the crowd. The OMDC is an agency of the Ontario Ministry of Culture and Tourism, and their mission statement describes them as “the central catalyst for Ontario’s cultural media cluster. It promotes, enhances and leverages investment, jobs and original content creation.” The OMDC oversees distribution of much of Ontario’s media related arts funding, including their film tax incentives. According to Hamilton, the creation of a similar agency in British Columbia would provide the creative industries with a “one stop shop to address our needs.” B.C. NDP leader Adrian Dix has expressed support for a ministry for the creative sector, though neither his party nor anyone from the industry seem to have a viable plan as to how that would work or how much it might cost. Meanwhile, Clark has been promoting the potential benefits of her government’s attempts to strengthen ties between B.C. and the Indian film industry. The government invested $11 million dollars to secure a deal that will bring the Times of India Film Awards to Vancouver in April. The deal also guarantees at least one Indian film production coming to B.C., and Clark hopes that that is going to be the beginning of a long, profitable trade relationship between B.C. and India, rooted in the film industry. Ultimately, the implications of a declining industry would be undeniable. “I know acting is a risky profession to go into,” Stewart laments, “but this just makes it even harder to secure a living doing what I love.” As the debate continues to rage, and with a provincial election rapidly approaching, the future of the B.C. film industry seems precarious. Many are waiting to know if they’ll be hearing a call of “action” or “c
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Gossip: Now and After the Summer Break JORDAN TUCKER ART AND ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR
As Over The Edge does not print over the Summer semesters (cry, gnash teeth, tear out your hair) we’ve assembled a list of predictions on what will occur in the highly exciting and important world of people we don’t know living in Los Angeles. Scratch that, this is a list of true events that will occur within the next four months. Your daring and intrepid Arts Editor used a Time Turner and travelled to the future (much at the disdain of her friends who will try to cash in when I use my future-gained lottery tickets - hint: it’s mine, all mine, bow to your Queen, peasants). If these events do not occur, you have likely somehow been transposed to the wrong timeline. If this does occur, I suggest that you make haste to the nearest city hall and try to explain this all to them. Film it and put the video on Reddit. People will think you’re crazy, but fame always has a price.
Stale Gossip (by the time you read this)
-Lil Wayne and Justin Bieber battle it out for the much-coveted “King of Sizzurp” title. -Taylor Swift reveals that Harry Styles of One Direction is the subject of her song “Trouble;” Harry Styles in turn orders that all film footage of their past romance be cut from the One Direction documentary. Fans of 1D (seriously, that’s their shorthand for it, as in, “they want the five D’s of 1D” also, “you’re making this too easy, haha dick jokes”) pull out the machetes they bought with money stolen from their babysitters and prepare to go full-crazy on that blonde biatch who hurt their poor multimillionaire womanizer. -Julianne Hough and Ryan Seacrest break up, although word on the street is that they were actually part of triplets with Derek Hough, and this is Cleopatra level incest going on. -Beth Ditto of the band Gossip gets arrested in a Portland bar for disorderly conduct, having reportedly thrown off her shoes and screamed at the sky, “Obama! Obama!” - no word on whether or not he appeared in a puff of blue smoke. -Robert Pattinson might move to Australia, wants to sparkle in the land where the notable Steve Irwin first “crikey!”-ed at the blossoming dawn. Kristen Stewart... probably doesn’t really care, because their relationship was a publicity stunt (sorry Twi-hards). -Ennio Morricone, celebrated Italian music composer, announces that he will not work with Quentin Tarantino again, because the director “places music in his films without coherence.” he adds that he did not like the auteur’s latest movie. BURN, QT. -Duchess Katherine Middleton would really appreciate it if people stopped calling her Kate, please. -Morissey has to cancel the rest of his North American tour, citing sickness (double pneumonia, bronchitis, other bad stuff) as the reason. Probably blames the monarchy. -Selena Gomez enjoys being single, finds many new dudes who are not his Lord Beliebliness to hakuna her tatas. -Justin Timberlake reveals that his new album, the 20/20 experience, is a two-parter, still hasn’t figured out how to stop speaking like a muppet.
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Why monsters and slashers all vote Tory
What Will Probably (not) happen:
-Lil Wayne and Justin Bieber arm themselves with super-soakers full of the codeine-laced cough syrup and prepare to duke it out, wind up just sucking the syrup out of one another’s guns instead. -Kim Jong Un, in a clever move, realizes that the power of chaste kiss-obsessed prepubescent girls has not been fully appreciated up until this point. Seizing the opportunity, he creates a lifelike fiveheaded rubber cyborg with adorable freckles, wholesome (yet secretly naughty) smiles and a nonthreatening lack of adult body hair to enslave the minds of female north America. It works, but unfortunately the plot is foiled when the cyborg falls prey to Taylor Swift’s wiles, as she seduces him as the latest rally in her revenge on Harry Styles. Point, T. Swift! Obama awards her with a medal and sends drones to the houses of her exboyfriends as a personal thank you for services to the country. Not realizing the extent of that list, Obama has to apologize for accidentally bombing three-quarters of Los Angeles. Kim Jong Un also sends Taylor Swift a thank-you note. -Julianne Hough reveals her tragic secret of cloven hooves instead of feet on the cover of People magazine, says, “kids bullied me in school because my pedicurist had so much more surface area to work with.” Her brother lovers buy her a house made of cake for her bravery. -Steve Irwin’s 3d hologram stars in a Pantene Pro-V commercial, it is panned worldwide. Apparently harpooning someone through the heart while they flip their hair isn’t a good or clever selling point. Robert Pattinson learns to play the oboe to console himself, buys a cardigan made of emu feathers. -Quentin Tarantino stages a pretend movie without telling Kerry Washington and Christoph Waltz, telling them to “kill this old Mafia don.” After realizing the blood was actually real and that Tarantino was dancing naked in it to the Imperial March, the shocked and horrified actors told press that “we had no idea he was actually a psychopath.” The director is sent to a correctional institution where he lives out his days screaming “BLOOD! BLOOD EVERYWHERE!” while drawing in his ketchup in the mess hall. -Duchess Katherine remembers that things could be worse, and that she could be called late for supper. Also she gives birth to a presumably healthy baby as was stipulated in her contract. -Morissey’s sickness turns out to be a gift from god, which he kind of hates, because he doesn’t believe in god. Still, he nonetheless transforms into a glorious phoenix of song and fire, and uses his glorious golden poops to foul up the Queen’s new hairdo at the christening of Will & Kate’s little inbred baby. He then ascends to the heavens, his life’s work finally complete. RIP and rise again, you glorious bastard. -Selena Gomez’s fondness for hilarious Lion King sex puns turns sour when Tom Cruise kidnaps her to Scientology Island and forces her to dress as the Timone to his Pumba for weeks. -Justin Timberlake is revealed to be Jim Carrey, proving once and for all his greatness and sorely underrated skills as a dramatic actor. Jessica Biel is thrilled.
KYLE LEITCH THE CARILLON (UNIVERSITY OF REGINA)
in your dreams, right?! Teenagers. Drugs. Sex. Abortions. Oh, fuck.
REGINA (CUP) — While paying due attention in film class last week, a professor raised an interesting concept that I thought I would share with you all. Over the course of the lecture, aforementioned professor suggested that horror films, and, more specifically, the slasher films of the 1970s and ’80s were representations of Conservative political policies, albeit cartoonishly over-exaggerated ones.
Mike? Leatherface? Teenagers. Drugs. Sex. Oh fuckety fuckety fuck! This is bad. This is really, really bad. How could I have not noticed the patterns? They had been in place since before the turn of the century! These movie monsters are the metaphorical archangels sent by Conservative politicians to punish the things that they hate most.
As I have been known to do when someone challenges my firmly established
Think about your favourite slasher movie. Now, think about your favourite kill — you
They get into power, and then they use their cronies summoned literally from the very depths of hell to murder their competition in cold blood. paradigms, I scoffed, “Surely, you jest!” Perhaps the professor didn’t hear me, because the lesson moved on without the slightest pause to acknowledge what was a well-phrased query. “Surely, he jests?” I asked my neighbour. “Fuck off,” my neighbour responded, going back to the doodles adorning every margin of every page of his notebook. “It’s okay,” I nodded. “Surely, he jests.” But still, I couldn’t get the nagging idea out of my head. The night after that fateful lecture, I sequestered myself in my living room — beside me, a veritable cornucopia of bloodlust. Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers and Tommy “Leatherface” Hewitt would be my only company that cold night in this foul year of the Common Era, 2013. First on the docket was Jason. Surely Friday the 13th wouldn’t let me down. Okay, things are looking good: teenagers getting high and screwing, Jason putting the machete to them, and — wait. Hold on: teenagers. Drugs. Sex. Oh no. I ejected the DVD getting slightly more panicked now. Nightmare on Elm Street? Freddy killed without discrimination, right? He got you
sick bastard. Now, think about the victim. Think about what they were engaged in immediately before their intestinal tracts were used to string up the light fixtures. I guarantee you they were either having intercourse out of wedlock, were abusing a controlled substance, or were discussing something guaranteed to piss off your local Conservative MPs. Ask yourself what a Conservative MP hates more than teenagers, drugs, sex and abortions? And, suddenly, it hit me. This is how the Conservatives have been exerting their power in Canadian politics for so long. They get into power, and then they use their cronies summoned literally from the very depths of hell to murder their competition in cold blood. All I’m saying is, who’s heard from Joe Clark, lately? Jason, Freddy, Michael, Leatherface — I expected more from you. I honestly thought you killed regardless of political affiliation. I can assure you, gentlemen, that whatever the Conservatives are paying you, we, as a collective body could easily double it to stop your mercenary work for the Conservatives, and make a few more sequels each. Shall we set the first shooting day, say, March 21, 2013? I’m not angry. Honest.
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The Helpers at UNBC: THANK YOU! JORDAN TUCKER ART AND ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR
In our last issue, we covered those who made our secret reporter go “SCHWING!” In honour of the end of another school year, it seems appropriate to thank the people who keep our school actually running. There are always untold kindnesses that occur to untold numbers of students from untold staff and volunteers, but I couldn't cover them all. These are just the ones that stood out to me personally, though I have every faith that everyone who works at UNBC is pretty topnotch. Writing this list I was struck by how many people there are at UNBC who are entirely cheerful and kind and willing to go that extra step to help students out.
Barry, in Copy Centre
In my first year, the Res Assistants told us to contact Barry if we had any printing needs. Barry has always been incredible with printing off last minute assignments and doing so cheerfully. Every student and staff member who has had to do printing has remarked on Barry's kindness and his tendency to go above and beyond, always remembering personal details about whomever walks in his door. Barry is never too busy to give you a smile. Once, when I was printing off resumes, Barry printed them off on a nicer paper and put them in a lucky red folder for me, free of charge. Barry, you rock! And your kids seem really nice.
The cool lady at Tim Hortons
I think your name is Maria, but I can't be sure. You're always funny and nice when I get my late-night habit. You have a quick wit and a great laugh and I think you'd be a lot of fun to party with. You are always very prompt and warm. Yeah Maria! (I think).
Alishia from Degrees
I have to admit, I was skeptical when I learned that our beloved Justin was leaving the cubicle coffee station of Degrees for bigger and brighter things. Who would cheer me up with my morning brew?! In walked Alishia to deliver us all from decaffeinated hell. Whether it's creating new and delicious coffee drinks like some sort of wise caffeine sorceress or remembering my friend's order based on his mug when I was getting him coffee, Alishia goes that extra mile to make things perfect.
The Farmer's Market Volunteers and SGU
You've created something incredible from nothing and we're all reaping the benefits of it. You exemplify community, generosity, and environmentalism. Thanks for your spirit and your sharing. The Thirsty Moose Staff YOU FEED US BEER AND SNACKS. Also you're all funny and cheerful and full of lifehacks, on top of putting up with our drunken shenanigans. THANK YOU SO MUCH DON'T EVER LEAVE US.
The Bookstore Ladies
These folks sell knowledge! They're also really smart. High five Kim! Everybody high five Kim, she's awesome.
The Cafeteria Folks
They do a theme day where they all dress up once in a while, which is the best! Plus pizza goes half off late at night. Once my card declined and they let me pay for it another day when I had more money. That was really nice and unnecessary.
IT Guys
For all the crap we give them with Blackboard and stolen cables, these dudes are on the ball! Thanks for helping me make my google box work good.
Security
You keep us safe! On top of apparently having a hiring policy written as “must be tall, handsome beefcakes with beautiful soulful eyes”, these staff are always willing to help out. I've seen security walk drunk people home safe (totally not myself, oh noo), they've helped me find lost items, and they are just generally pleasant people. Also, Bronson is an excellent movie, which at least one of them seems to know.
Janitors
These folks keep the school clean and are always smiley when you pass them in the hall. Thank you!
Sarah and Erin from the Women's Centre /PG Pirg
These two centres are invaluable to the safety and democratic rights of our students. These two ladies (and their Katimavik volunteers) work so damn hard. From the Good Food Box to the composting bins to helping out people in difficult situations, these women ROCK.
Pride Centre
The PC has been built by great people on the premise that everyone should be equal and no one should ever feel left out. In all of my experiences at the Pride Centre, I have always seen a wonderful willingness from all volunteers and frequenters to accept anyone, no matter how they identify or what they want to do or be. The volunteers here have created the centre from nothing but the glow of their hearts, and we're all so much better for it! Not to mention, they REALLY know how to throw a party.
First Nations Centre
I have never seen a resource centre more willing to share its resources. Anyone can hang out in the First Nations Centre, and the reception people are always cheerful and helpful and so willing to share with and to forgive ignorant white girls like myself. Thank you so much.
Librarians
One of these ladies has a really fierce chest tattoo, and a while ago a really cool redheaded lady taught me how to use JSTOR without mocking my obvious ignorance of search terms. Everyone else has always been cool too. Thanks librarians!
The Counsellors
Y'all keep people sane and give them someone to talk and relate to when they feel no one else will. Kudos. University can be lonely.
All of the NUGGs folks
Thanks for taking care of the events and tuition
stuff and everything else, I have no idea what it is you do what I have a secret idea that the university and the places I frequent most would collapse beneath me in a heap of dust if you didn't exist.
Gloria from Finance
Back when I was but a wee nipper in 11th grade, I was neurotic about applying to university. I would fire off emails to anyone who was listening asking them what I should do bout finances and scholarships. Unaware of how much email the average office jockey gets in their day to day goings, I was never fully appreciative of incredible what Gloria did was. She would answer my emails within a few hours, kindness and reassurance oozing through the keyboard. It helped me feel like UNBC was my academic home before I even got here, and made the whole transition even more easy. Just the other day, I walked into her office and she fixed my difficult problem easily. I didn't realize it was her until I saw her name beneath the signature. Her confidence and ease of manner was so visible, and her warmth was just another reminder of why I wanted to come to UNBC in the first place.
All of the Profs and Admin folks
You know what you do. Thank you for making us more educated and awesome. To students: just remember how awesome these people are, and be patient- no one is perfect, but I can 100% guarantee to you that someone at UNBC will always be willing to lend a hand. I guarantee it, or your money back on this issue.
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How professionals and university athletes differ
standings Men’s Basketball Pacific Division 18-4 UBC 16-6 Victoria 10-12 Trinity Western 12-10 Fraser Valley 8-14 Thompson Rivers 6-16 UNBC 6-16 Mount Royal 5-17 UBC-Okanagan BRONTE JAMES THE BRUNSWICKAN (UNIVERSITY OF NEW BRUNSWICK)
FREDERICTON (CUP) — I spend my weekends sitting on the bleachers covering Varsity Reds’ sports. Whether it’s soccer, hockey, basketball, or volleyball, I’m sitting in the stands and watching university athletes play the sport to which they dedicate their university lives. While covering these sports, there was one thing I realized; professional athletes and university athletes play for different reasons. Professional players may have started out with the love of the game in mind, but somewhere along the way, they drifted into the economic side of things and began demanding more. More money; more sponsors; more, more, more.
University athletes, however, other than scholarships, are doing it purely because they love the sport. If they aren’t playing at home, they jump on the bus every other weekend to travel to yet another university. They do their homework on the bus, so they stay caught up with school, and they give their time and dedication each and every day to make themselves the best athletes they can be to represent their school. Some of the people I have interviewed over the course of the past three years have inspired me to take the bad and turn it into motivation. Athletes like Amir Razak who has had three surgeries on the same knee and is looking forward to his next season, or his fellow teammate Aaron McMurray, who broke his back in three places and is starting goaltender for the men’s soccer
team. They have no reason to continue playing other than the pure dedication they have to their sport. Yes, professional athletes have their stories too, but they have the financial benefit of returning to the game. University players don’t have the same option. The key difference between university sports and professional sports is this: One plays for money, while the other plays for purpose. Obviously, this is not true of every single player in the NHL or NBA, etc., but it seems to be a consistent image. Bringing the sport to a halt with demands and negotiations for more money is not what sports are about. Professional athletes need to stop making it about themselves and make it about the game.
Prairie Division
16-6 Saskatchewan 14-8 Alberta 14-8 Manitoba 14-9 Winnipeg 13-9 Calgary 12-10 Lethbridge 7-15 Regina 6-16 Brandon
Women’s Basketball Pacific Division
18-4 Fraser Valley 17-5 UBC 16-6 Victoria 15-7 Thompson Rivers 8-14 UNBC 7-15 Trinity Western 6-16 UBC-O 5-17 Mount Royal
Prairie Division
19-3 Regina 19-3 Calgary 14-8 Alberta 13-9 Saskatchewan 10-12 Lethbridge 7 -15 Winnipeg 2-20 Manitoba 0-22 Brandon
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Events
March 27th 2013 • Over the Edge UNBC Musicals presents Buffy the Vampire Slayer in all its musical glory. Also a showing at 1pm and again at 7pm on Saturday.
Wednesday March 27
Anthropology Department Bowling Night $15 tickets (includes shoes, 2 games & food) 6-9pm@ Black Diamond Lanes (1241 5th Ave.) Meet next years club executives, faculty and other ANTH students.
Thursday March 28
Acoustic Performances $10 cover at door 8pm @ Nancy O’s Musicians Jimmy Baldwin, Dougal Mclean and Jeremy Breaks are all set to play a lively performance that you won’t want to miss!
Friday March 29
Post-Soviet Bloc Party $5 at door 8pm @ Riley’s Join the PSSA to celebrate and mourn the passing of the Soviet Bloc.
Saturday March 30
PG’s Got Talent Auditions 12-5pm @ AimHi (950 Kerry St.) Email audition@pgsgottalent.com with your name, number, talent and preferred time to book your ten minute slot. For more information visit pgsgottalent.com. Auditions also run at the same time on Sunday.
Monday April 1
Yoga 101 Workshop Free! 11am-12pm @ Chinook Yoga (320 Vancouver St.) Get a brief background of yoga, learn the foundational postures one at a time and receive alignment cues - perfect for beginners who want to get their technique correct from the beginning.
Wednesday April 3
Open Mic Free! 8pm @ Nancy O’s
Friday April 5
PG Aeromodelers Show Free! 9:30am-9pm @ the Pine Centre Mall Check out the 24th annual membership drive and static display of remote controlled aircraft and helicopters of the Prince George Aeromodelers. Also being shown from 9:30am-5pm on Saturday. Global Friday Free! 12-1:30pm @ Room 7-158 Come hear El Salvador’s Minister of Foreign Affairs’ Carolina Calderon talk on alternatives to the war on drugs. “Once More with Feeling” $5 tickets in advance, $10 at the door 7pm @ the Canfor Theatre
Book Launch Free! 7:30pm @ Books & Co. Al Rempel will be launching his latest book of poetry titled “This Isn’t the Apocalypse We Hoped For.” Rock the Vote Block Party TBA (tickets available at Distritct, Ruins, CNC Student Union & UNBC Wintergarden) 9pm-3am @ the Generator An event with a focus of celebrating the end of another semester, the start of summer and to remind everyone to vote on May 14th with headliners such as Hedspin, Flipout and Darylo to keep the beats going till the early morning.
Saturday April 6
Antiques and Collectibles Fair $4 for adults, $3 for seniors, free for children under 12 (all at the door) 9am-3pm @ the Roll-A-Dome Help support the Prince George Hospice Society by checking out and potentially finding some buried treasure at the fair. Also runs on Sunday from 10am-4pm. Home Business Fair Free admission! 10am-4pm @ the Hart Pioneer Centre Natalie MacMaster $45-$55 tickets (available at Ticketmaster) 6:30-9pm @ Vanier Hall (2901 Griffiths Ave.) One of the most dynamic and talented musicians ever to come from Atlantic Canada! Alter Ego Party TBD 7:30pm @ the Croft Hotel A night of EDM, Ghetto Funk, Breakbeats and more where you can dress in whatever disguise your heart desires.
Sunday April 7
Fish & Bird Performance $12 tickets 8pm @ Books & Co. Best described as “gothic stringband,” the band Fish & Bird are sure to give you a fantastic show for your money’s worth.
Tuesday April 9
UFM Free! 11am-3pm @ the NUSC Celebrate the end of the school year with one last visit to the UFM!
Thursday April 11
Barry McKinnon Chapbook Awards Free! 7pm @ CNC A night full of poetry readings and an award that will be given to the author of the best northern BC poetry from 2012. Chapbooks will also be for sale or trade.
Saturday April 13
Roller Derby Bout $10 at the door 7pm @ the Roll-A-Dome Cheer on the Rated PG Rollergirls as they take on Kamloops’ Tournament City Derby Dolls.
Monday April 15
Rock/Blues Performance $5 at the door 8pm @ Nancy O’s
The Unwed Mothers are a rock/blue band making a stop in their tour of western Canada – be sure to check them out!
Friday April 26
Scott Cook Performance TBA 9pm @ Nancy O’s
Thursday May 2
Seinfeld Live! $70 (available online at ticketmaster.ca) 7:30pm @ the CN Centre (2187 Ospika Blvd.) Reminisce about the good ol’ Seinfeld days and check out Jerry live at the CN Centre.
Thursday May 30
UNBC Alumni Association Reception $10 tickets (limited space) 6pm AGM, 7pm Awards Reception Show your support for those alumni who have made outstanding contributions to their alma mater, their professions
and their community. Also part of the program is the recognition of the Class of 2013, the Honorary Degree recipients, the 2013 Valedictorians and the Governor General Medal Recipients.
Over the Edge • March 27th 2013
Said the Squid
Snowy Bear
Coffee Break
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Cornered on Campus In light of the recent religious protestor on campus, Over the Edge Asks:
How do you feel about religious protestors on campus?
Adam
Andrew
Tiffany
I think protesting creates quite the negative vibe. When you are protesting you are automatically making everyone who is not protesting mad at you.
Lori
3rd year Economics
4th year Wildlife and Fisheries
Third year BCMB
1st year Science
Brian
It is fine as long as they don’t harm anybody.
1st Year Health Science
I guess they are allowed to express their beliefs however they want to as long as it is appropriate. As long as they are not degrading other people based on their religious views, it is not defamatory in any shape or form.
I am religious, so I would find them kind of annoying. Keep it to yourself type thing.
What type of religious protestors? Can I go yell at them?
Angela
2nd Year Environmental Studies and Political Science
Kelsey
2nd Year Natural Resource Management
I think it is terrible honestly. I don’t think it is appropriate at all. That would be like me protesting their churches about believing in God. Especially in my case because I have a three year old daughter and I am not married.
Blake
1st Year Commerce
I think it is foolish and pretty silly. They shouldn’t try to force their opinions on others. It is really stupid that they are protesting and it is a waste of people’s time that have to interact with them.
Brayden
2nd Year Commerce
I might object to their ideas, but it is public property so I feel they are allowed to be there. Kelsey
1st Year Natural Resource Management
I do not think that a university is the proper place to be doing that kind of stuff, I think that it is out of place.
Everyone has a right to their own opinion as long as they are not denying anybody their rights, they have as much right to speak as I do.