Social Diseases

SOCIAL DISEASES

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Social Diseases The grit in the greases Courting disaster No plaster appeases Awareness, infection Dispairedness, correction

A clinic approaching A cynic reproaching “Sexual relations? “Frequently, yes “Burning sensations? “Uncomfortableness

(Trouser descending The Y’s follow suit A cadence an ending, Instrument: flute!)

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Social Diseases Trousers at kneeses Plasticly probed Dis-robed, displeases A bareness inspection (Oh careless connection)

Him seated, me up Looking down, Fingers cup Prize possession (No sweat) “Something wrong here” (You bet!) Tests normal thing Is this where I sing

(Cock a dude A dude’ll do My fiddlestick Just joined the queue!)

Social Diseases Aerosol freezes A needle intruding Extracting my juices Example of redness A sample of bledness

In corridor sitting So horrid, unfitting Then privates paraded Pinching a bit Not so much degraded Just feeling a tit

(A culture, a slide show To indicate what Depending on outcome You have or have not!) Social Diseases Corner-tight squeezes Waiting in hallways A wall poster teases “A thought before you court, before you couple” in short

Ah! Now I am beckoned To see what they’ve reckoned “ It’s really nothing serious “Just underpants fluff “And just a little puss “So take this stuff

(A bottle of pills That sound like maracas To cure all the ills That lurk in my knackers!)

5 Social Diseases Snuffles and sneezes Like stiffness in hinges The winges the wheezes Attached is no stigma Detached an enigma

The clap is looked down on A handicap frowned on So easy to catch it I should know best But sleazy so watch it What would you suggest?

(Ignorance is bliss Love is divine If it burns when you piss Go to door number 9!)

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