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The Lost Chord
from How To Die Laughing
by Pablo Byrne
THE LOST CHORD
The lost chord turned up today Silly of me to forget I mislaid it when I put the 'cello away In the loft with the chemistry set
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It must have got stuck to the rosin In the bit where the bow takes a nap When I opened the case that it was in The chord just fell into my lap
Only now I don't recall the tune to play Silly of me to forget But the day that I put the 'cello away I took up the bass clarinet
AND YOU CAN'T PLAY CHORDS ON A GOB-STICK
