Mama Didn't Raise

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Introduction

Welcome to Mamá Didn’t Raise a Pendeja: your

pendeja

pendejada

chancla

pendeja pendejo por pendeja Por pendeja.

Hey there, non–Spanish speakers!

We know that not everyone is a master of español, or Spanish—and personal interpreter

WISDOM

Stay Sharp, Stay Ready

abuela's no-BS wisdom to keep you for some real talk that'll keep you one

Soldado advertido no muere en guerra.

DIRECT TRANSLATION

MODERN TRANSLATION

Hope for the best, but plan for the worst!

por si acaso

por si acaso

por si acaso

por si acaso

Soldado advertido no muere en guerra

Law & Order

A burro negro, no le busque pelo blanco.

¡A burro negro, no le busque pelo blanco!

A palabras necias oídos sordos.

habladores

tía’s

¡A palabras necias, oídos sordos!

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