Paul Clark

Well where do I start? My name is Paul, but most people dont know that, which isnt a bad thing really. Most people just call me Clarky. Im 25 years young, and I live in North Shields with my beautiful girls Siobhan and Baby Kaitlin. For those of you who dont know the area, North Shields is the coastal town that they forgot to pull down, but I love living here as it has an army of inbreds in tracksuits to laugh at! My hobbies are keeping fit and pulling ludicrous faces at my baby as im now a retired raver. Anyone who knows me, knows I am very easily pleased (bring me food or drink and I WILL be your friend) I just really enjoy the simple things in life like good bait, lounging in my boxers, laughing till it hurts, staring at wor lasses rear, and listening to the baby strain as shes curling out a massive poo! Anyways its took a whole afternoon at work for me to write this and to be quite frank im sick, so I am gonna do one. Peace mother fuckers!