Colton Underwood Embraces Daddyhood
By Chris Azzopardi
Photos: Amber McKee and courtesy of Colton Underwood
You knew him first as the first gay “Bachelor.” Many years later, in 2021, you got to know him much better when “Coming Out Colton” aired on Netflix. And while you don’t know Colton Underwood as a daddy yet, you will come October.
By mid October, Underwood and his husband Jordan C. Brown, who he married in May 2023, will welcome a newborn baby boy. To prepare for parenthood, Underwood has already done his homework by producing 28 episodes of his podcast, “Daddyhood.” On the podcast, the 32-year-old former football player, who followed in his own father’s footsteps by playing college football at Illinois State University, opens up about the couple’s fertility journey and talks to guests ranging from surrogates to egg donors and other expecting parents.
On a recent Zoom call, Underwood sported a tan and blonder hair — a combination of highlights and natural lightening thanks to a recent trip to Costa Rica. He spoke about helping to inform his conservative followers about same-sex parenting, navigating his family’s privacy as a public figure and one of the biggest misconceptions about being a gay dad.
Your whole trajectory is fascinating. I’m not sure even you expected at this point in your life that you’d be welcoming a child in October and hosting a podcast called “Daddyhood.” Yeah, I know. That’s the best though. Life throws you curveballs, and I’m so proud of Jordan and I just staying true to who we are and what we want out of a relationship. And also, it’s been a long journey for us, two years in the making. And I know for a lot of people sometimes it takes much longer too. But I’m so blessed and so looking forward to bringing the baby boy home.
What stage are you in right now emotionally? And also, what preparation stage are you in knowing you’re just a couple of months away from having a child?
I mean, we’re both just so excited and feeling really grateful. As far as preparation goes, we have the luxury of not physically having to carry the baby, so we’re a little ahead of the game. Our nursery is already done. We have most of the essentials already chosen and picked out, so we’re feeling really good, feeling really prepared, and just ready to give this baby so much love.
Have you decided on a name for the baby?
It hasn’t officially been locked in. We have a few that we’re headed to the hospital with just to see what he looks like the most.
Some parents are so definitively set on the name of the baby before the child is born. What made you go this route?
Well, look, we’ve heard it all at this point. Whether people intend to or not, a lot of people are pretty pushy of, “We did this, and it worked great. You should do this.” But Jordan and I have always done a good job of taking a step back and following our path and making decisions that we feel are going to be best for our family. Who knows if we might land on a name in the next week or two or tomorrow even, but right now we have a handful of names that we’re going to be walking into the hospital with.
Are some of the people who have been influential in this journey for you on your podcast?
Yeah. Season One was all about fertility, and I have my fertility doctors and fertility lawyers on there. We have surrogates and egg donors on the podcast, not mine, by any means. But just really trying to paint the picture of the overall process and how much goes into it.
I think just my goal for “Daddyhood” is to humanize this experience of bringing life into this world and to show that not just the traditional type of relationships and people are allowed to have families. Everybody can, whether you’re a single dad, a single mom, two moms, two dads, whatever your family dynamic looks like, as long as that baby and the kid is loved. That’s my goal here.
In addition to celebratory comments on your socials, there’s also a fair share of negative comments relating to you raising a child in a same-sex relationship. Considering you do have a more conservative fan base than the majority of LGBTQ+ public figures in the world, just based purely on your football history, how do you think you are a bridge between those followers and who you are and what you stand for?
I take a lot of pride in it. I mean, I realized that they still follow me and they’re listening to
me. And that’s more than a lot of other queer people can say because things tend to get heated pretty quickly, especially when it comes to people projecting their opinions and thoughts on your rights as a human being. I feel like I hold a responsibility not only for myself, but for our community, to be patient with them and to listen to them, but also to educate them.
I definitely want to be a voice that is standing my ground and saying like, “Hey, this is who I am. This is what my experience has been like, and here’s what other people’s experiences have been like as well.” And just somewhat trying to take the high road, but also just using this as an opportunity to bridge people who might not have listened to one another in the past.
I want to show them who I am and why I’m deserving and why I’ve always wanted to be a dad, and what also kept me in the closet for as long as it did. Not that I need to prove this to people, but I also just feel like it is my responsibility to continue to right the wrongs of these people and their opinions and prove them wrong.
Why did you always want to be a dad?
I just have always wanted a family, and I’ve always wanted to raise kids. I just feel like it’s the ultimate bond that I can share now with my husband Jordan, and also just a lifelong goal of mine. I know people have financial goals and career goals. I’ve always, from my young days, wanted to be a stay-at-home dad, and I wanted to bond with my kid and I wanted to teach him or her how to play softball or baseball or soccer or football and be a coach and a mentor. I just feel like I have so much to give to my family and to have that happen this year is incredibly exciting.
What inspired “Daddyhood”?
I think the inspiration for “Daddyhood” was brought just from the limited information that’s out there for same-sex couples trying to have families. I mean, it’s expensive. It’s long, it’s confusing. There’s a lot of paperwork that goes into it. I figured I have this opportunity to bring people along, and that’s sort of what I’ve done my entire career and my entire life is bring people along this journey with me. And “Daddyhood” is no different. They’re there for me from the moment I tested my sperm to see how many sperm I had, to doing the mock cycles and the egg transfers and the news that we’re pregnant, and then bringing this baby boy into the world.
Which guests left a major impression on you?
There’s so many. What I love doing is elevating the voices of people and companies that are innovating the space and investing not only their time and resources and money into it, but really just dedicating themselves to making it easier for the queer community. One that I could single out quickly would be Legacy Sperm. They’re an athome sperm testing kit, which I think is huge not only for same-sex couples that are living in maybe more conservative states, but also our trans community. They have a lot of trans customers just because of what I pointed out. Those people might not feel comfortable going into a doctor’s office or a traditional lab to get their work done out of fear of many different things.
In one episode, you discuss how surprising it may be to people who watched you on “The Bachelor” that you may decide to keep your family life more private. Why does that approach seem best for your family?
I think it’s my partner. I mean, Jordan is an incredible balance for me. He’s not a very public person and likes to be private. But he also
understands and supports me in my career and what I’m doing. He also feels the responsibility of us continuing just to be somewhat public-facing as two married men. And I think that went into our decision to continue to be out and open and not hide anything. But also there’s criticism always that comes along with that. I’ve done it all: I’ve let people’s comments go, I’ve addressed them, I’ve taken the “kill them with kindness” approach. I’ve tried it all, right? And it adds up.
To bring a baby into this world and then subject them to any type of opinions or hurt is something I want to avoid. So that’s our golden rule right now: just to protect our family.
And yet you are in this distinct position, like we discussed, of how your public life can help change and shape the discourse around LGBTQ+ families. That’s trickier to do if you’re private about it. So how do you reconcile the two?
I mean, I’m going to just continue to do the work that I’m doing right now. I definitely think that I’m very much of the mindset of “people can be multiple things.” And also people can change and people can grow. I’m certainly not the same person I was when I was 25, first entering the reality world. And I’m allowed to redraw my boundaries. I think I never really fully understood that, where I was like, “Oh, I came in through reality TV. I owe this to people.” And it’s like I can reevaluate and make decisions that are healthy and best for me as I continue to navigate my life. I think the same thing can be said about my relationship and my family and continuing to honor and respect the work that I want to do, but also do it in a way that feels good to me.
What are some of the common challenges that specifically gay fathers face?
For gay fathers, specifically, the thing that I hear is, “How dare you take this baby from a mother? The child needs a mother.” Of course, biologically, I don’t have the body parts of a woman, but I am going to hopefully have that emotional capability to connect with my son. [I want to] continue to break down the barriers and stereotypes that family is a man and a woman, and that’s what the unit looks like. It can look like so many different things.
Any famous gay dads who have been mentors to you during this?
Obviously you look at the examples of Andy Cohen, Anderson Cooper, Neil Patrick Harris. Those are men who put a lot of work in and didn’t always have to be as public as they were, but they were because they knew that there was work to be done.
Are there any current parenting trends or practices you’re following that you find interesting?
I’ve obviously read articles and books and all of that, but I feel like it all goes out the window. As soon as you bring that baby home, you really have to bond and figure out what they want. Jordan is definitely more of the products person — products, ingredients — and he’s very picky on organic everything, and I love that. He and I are very yin and yang with what we bring to the table as parents.
What are your future plans for “Daddyhood”?
Season Two is going to be a lot more of just me continuing to talk about my experiences, but also bringing on other dads and incredible brands that are innovating and continuing to push for equality in many different ways. That’s the big thing: continuing to serve as a bridge to many different communities and do my part.
When can listeners expect to tune into those upcoming episodes?
I will say after I get my head above water after bringing my baby boy into this world, that’s when it will go back into production. I want to continue to get that experience so then I can share authentic stories and really open up and be vulnerable about how it’s been impacting me. So I would definitely say later this year or early next year.
Chris Azzopardi is the Editorial Director of Pride Source Media Group and Q Syndicate, the national LGBTQ+ wire service. He has interviewed a multitude of superstars, including Cher, Meryl Streep, Mariah Carey and Beyoncé. His work has also appeared in The New York Times, Vanity Fair, GQ and Billboard. Reach him via Twitter @ chrisazzopardi.
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Genderfluid Muscle Fem Singer Queen Sir JET
Embraces Solitude in New Single “Stay with Me”
The genderfluid, muscle fem pop singer Queen Sir JET admits that she has never had a real relationship. “I’ve gone on many dates, but despite my wanting to be in a relationship, I have never quite reached that level of connection with another person,” she explains.
Queen Sir JET is alone but not necessarily lonely. She has learned to embrace life’s sadness, the same way she embraces life’s joy, and she hopes her new single, “Stay with Me,” inspires listeners to do the same. “Sadness is part of the process in everything we experience,” she continues. “You can’t find true happiness until you find who you are without it, and that is only found through grief and isolation.”
It is why every song the artist writes showcases the power of sadness; and also why she recently changed her name from Sir JET to Queen Sir JET. “People often ask me what it is exactly that I think I’m the queen of. I’m not a queen because I think I’m fierce, or because I’m the ruler of a certain population,” she clarifies. “I’m a queen in the sense that I have mastered sorrow and solitude. I am the queen of sadness and my songs are a reflection of that.”
“I was the quintessential bullied kid as a youth,” Queen Sir JET explains from her Los Angeles home. “As a teenager, I had no friends. I didn’t have the opportunity to develop social skills so as an adult, people thought I was odd and off putting. In the early stages of my music career, gay media tore me apart for being a typical gay muscle guy but then when I finally came into my own as a cross-dresser, they said I was too different to be relatable.”
Queen Sir JET says that an undying pattern throughout her life has been “you’re just not what we’re looking for.” She says it was from the constant rejection that “Stay with Me” came to be: “When you’ve been told so many times, everywhere you go, that you don’t belong, you eventually break and simply resign yourself to being alone.”
“Stay with Me” is a mid-tempo, electronic song, and in it, the artist dives into her psyche, asking soulful questions that she often ponders about in real life. Quandries like: is she a good person?
“I do sometimes wonder if my motives are pure
Text by Chris Fragnito Photos courtesy of So Fierce Music
and if I’m putting other’s needs before my own. Did I say the wrong thing to that person? Should I have given more when I noticed someone was hurting? I don’t always know how to put my feelings into words.”
She admits she is also guilty of not giving herself emotionally to a person in the same way she gives to them physically. “All too often, what I offer to the person lying next to me is my body and sexual gratification when what they really need is an empathetic hand.”
Queen Sir JET grew up in the suburbs of Chicago and later Scottsdale, Arizona with her two parents and older sister. She was a two-year-old male who wanted to play with dolls and wear sparkly leotards that grew into a teenager who despised his body hair and his changing voice. A doctor diagnosed her as having a mental disorder, gender dysmorphia, and put her on anti-depressants.
“It wasn’t until I was 28, living on my own in Hollywood, when I began to understand it was safe to come out of hiding,” Queen Sir JET says. She bleached her hair like her idol Marie Fredrikkson of Roxette, and started wearing female clothing and painting her nails.
She was thrilled to finally escape the heteronormative world, and she embraced her new identity in her music, releasing her first EP dedicated to her gender fluidity, Shout-out to the Lonely, in 2012. The title track featured an
elaborate video directed by Madonna’s former back-up dancer, Carlton Wilburn. In 2020, Sir JET, as she was known at the time, released her first full-length album, Empowered Bottom. The video for the title single paid homage to famous gender-fluid singers who embody the spirit of empowerment. Last year, she released the single “Alive”, her first collaboration with producer Velvet Code. It was the first to be released under her new moniker, with “Queen” added to her name. “Stay with Me” is Queen Sir JET’s fourth collaboration with Velvet Code.
“In the end, ‘Stay with Me’ is about recognizing that not everything in life is sunshine and rainbows,” Queen Sir JET reflects. “Emotions are all temporary, so there’s no shame in giving in to the dark side from time to time. We can be happy later and fully feel our grief now. I tend to be a lone wolf myself, so this song was my way of coming to terms with the fact that I might always be. In other words, I’m ok with my own loneliness.”
Queen Sir JET’s “Stay with Me” is produced by Velvet Code and is being distributed by So Fierce Music. It is available on Apple Music, Spotify, and all digital platforms.
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Four Ways to Boost Your Well-being
Edited by Mikkel Hyldebrandt
Staying on top of the latest health trends can be a great way to enhance your well-being and adopt new habits that improve your quality of life. Here are four of the most popular health trends right now, along with their benefits and how you can get started.
Intermittent Fasting
What it is: Intermittent fasting (IF) is a dietary approach that alternates between periods of eating and fasting. Common methods include the 16/8 method, where you fast for 16 hours and eat during an 8-hour window, and the 5:2 method, where you eat normally for five days and restrict calories on two non-consecutive days.
Benefits: IF has been linked to weight loss, improved metabolism, better blood sugar control, and increased longevity. It may also enhance brain health by reducing inflammation and oxidative stress.
How to get started: Begin by choosing a method that fits your lifestyle. For beginners, the 16/8 method is often the easiest to start with. Make sure to stay hydrated during fasting periods and focus on nutrientdense foods during eating windows.
Mindful Eating
What it is: Mindful eating involves paying full attention to the experience of eating and drinking, both inside and outside the body. It emphasizes awareness of the taste, texture, and aroma of food, as well as the body’s hunger and fullness cues.
Benefits: Practicing mindful eating can help you develop a healthier relationship with food, reduce overeating, and make more informed food choices. It may also reduce stress and improve digestion by encouraging slower, more thoughtful eating.
How to get started: Start by eliminating distractions during meals—no phones, TV, or multitasking. Take smaller bites, chew thoroughly, and savor each mouthful. Listen to your body’s signals of hunger and fullness, and try to eat until you’re satisfied, not stuffed.
Cold Water Therapy
What it is: Cold water therapy involves exposing the body to cold water, either through cold showers, ice
baths, or outdoor swimming. This practice has roots in ancient cultures and is experiencing a resurgence due to its purported health benefits.
Benefits: Cold water therapy is said to boost circulation, enhance recovery after exercise, reduce muscle soreness, and strengthen the immune system. It may also improve mood and reduce symptoms of depression and anxiety by triggering the release of endorphins.
How to get started: If you’re new to cold water therapy, start with cold showers. Begin with lukewarm water, then gradually reduce the temperature over time. Alternatively, try a 30-second burst of cold water at the end of your regular shower to ease into the practice.
Digital Detox
What it is: A digital detox involves taking a break from screens, including smartphones, computers, and social media. The goal is to reduce stress, improve mental health, and foster more meaningful in-person interactions.
Benefits: Reducing screen time can decrease stress, improve sleep quality, and enhance focus and productivity. It also encourages more face-to-face communication, leading to stronger social connections.
How to get started: Start with small steps, like setting specific times during the day to unplug from digital devices or designating one screen-free day per week. Use the time to engage in activities that don’t involve technology, such as reading, exercising, or spending time outdoors.
Incorporating these health trends into your life can provide a wide range of benefits, from improved physical health to better mental well-being. Whether you’re looking to change your eating habits, boost your recovery, or take a break from digital distractions, these trends offer practical ways to enhance your overall health.
Pride Journey: Panama City, Panama
By Joey Amato
Panama City, the vibrant capital of Panama, is a city where history meets modernity, and nature intertwines with urban life. This bustling metropolis offers an array of experiences, from exploring historic districts to marveling at engineering marvels and savoring worldrenowned coffee. Among its many attractions, Casco Antiguo, the Bio Museo, the Panama Canal, and Geisha coffee stand out as must-see highlights.
Casco Antiguo, also known as Casco Viejo or San Felipe, is the historic district of Panama City. Founded in 1673, it replaced the original Panama City (Panama Viejo) which was destroyed by pirates. This UNESCO World Heritage site is a testament to the city’s colonial past, with its narrow cobblestone streets, colorful Spanish colonial buildings, and impressive churches.
Walking through Casco Antiguo feels like stepping back in time. The architecture is a blend of Spanish, French, and early American styles, reflecting the diverse influences that have shaped Panama over the centuries. Key landmarks include the Metropolitan Cathedral, the Church of San José with its famous golden altar, and the Plaza de Francia, which honors the French builders of the Panama Canal.
Beyond its historical significance, Casco Antiguo is a cultural hub, brimming with art galleries, museums, boutiques, and vibrant nightlife. The area comes alive in the evenings, with rooftop bars offering stunning views of the modern city skyline and the Pacific Ocean. Whether you’re sipping cocktails at a trendy bar or dining at a gourmet restaurant, the ambiance in Casco Antiguo is unmatched. This is also hub of LGBTQ activities in Panama as well as the home to Panama City Pride.
Panama’s pride festival has grown tremendously in the past few years. I had the chance to walk in the parade which snakes around Casco Antiguo. As we walked along the stone streets of the parade route, it was hard not to get emotional, seeing thousands of people waving, smiling and reveling in the community.
After a long day of Pride events, check in to the beautiful JW Marriott Panama, a beacon of luxury and elegance, nestled in the vibrant Punta Pacifica neighborhood. This iconic hotel offers stunning views of the Pacific Ocean and the city skyline, providing guests with an unforgettable experience of comfort and sophistication.
Strategically located near the bustling financial district and major attractions, the JW Marriott Panama is an ideal choice for both business and leisure travelers. Its proximity to Tocumen International Airport, just a 20-minute drive away, ensures convenient access for international guests. The property features over 300 elegantly appointed rooms and suites, each designed with contemporary decor and modern amenities. Floor-to-ceiling windows offer panoramic views, while plush bedding, spacious bathrooms, and high-speed internet ensure a comfortable stay. The hotel’s suites provide additional luxuries, such as separate living areas, private balconies, and access to the exclusive Executive Lounge.
Guests can indulge in a variety of dining options at the JW Marriott Panama. The hotel features multiple restaurants and bars, offering everything from gourmet international cuisine to local Panamanian flavors. Dining options include a poolside restaurant with breathtaking views, a chic lounge for casual gatherings, and an elegant restaurant for fine dining.
The JW Marriott Panama also offers an array of amenities designed to enhance the guest experience. A state-of-the-art fitness center, an outdoor infinity pool, and a luxurious spa provide ample opportunities for relaxation and rejuvenation.
After a wonderful night’s sleep, head to the Bio Museo, a striking structure designed by renowned architect Frank Gehry. Its colorful, angular design symbolizes the vibrant biodiversity of Panama. Opened in 2014, the museum aims to educate visitors about the natural history of Panama and its crucial role in the Earth’s biodiversity.
Inside, the Bio Museo features eight galleries that tell the story of Panama’s natural wonders. The exhibits highlight the country’s unique position as a land bridge that has facilitated the migration of species between North and South America. Visitors can explore interactive displays, life-sized models, and multimedia presentations that highlight Panama’s rich flora and fauna.
One of the museum’s highlights is the Gallery of Biodiversity, which emphasizes the importance of conserving Panama’s natural habitats. The Bio Museo also offers stunning views of the Panama City skyline and the Pacific entrance to the Panama Canal, making it a perfect spot for both education and relaxation.
Not too far away is The Panama Canal, one of the most significant engineering feats in history. Completed in 1914, this 50-mile-long canal connects the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans, revolutionizing global trade routes. The construction of the canal was a monumental task that involved overcoming numerous challenges, including disease, difficult terrain, and political complexities.
Today, the Panama Canal remains a vital artery of international maritime trade and a major tourist
attraction. Visitors can learn about its history and operation at the Miraflores Visitor Center, which offers an up-close view of the massive locks in action. Watching a ship navigate through the locks is a fascinating experience, showcasing the precision and scale of this engineering marvel.
The Panama Canal Expansion, completed in 2016, added a new set of locks to accommodate larger vessels, further enhancing its capacity and global significance. The visitor center provides interactive exhibits, a theater, and observation decks, making it a comprehensive educational experience.
Coffee enthusiasts should try to experience a Geisha Coffee tasting. Panama is home to some of the world’s finest coffee, and Geisha coffee stands at the pinnacle of this reputation. Originally from Ethiopia, Geisha coffee found a new home in Panama’s highlands, particularly in the Boquete region. The unique climate and volcanic soil of this area provide ideal conditions for growing this exceptional coffee variety.
Geisha coffee is renowned for its complex flavor profile, which includes floral, fruity, and spicy notes. It has gained international acclaim, consistently winning top prizes at coffee competitions and fetching record-breaking prices at auctions. Coffee aficionados from around the world seek out this premium coffee for its unparalleled quality.
Visitors to Panama can experience Geisha coffee through tours of coffee farms in the Boquete region or at select locations in the city. These tours offer insights into the cultivation, harvesting, and processing of this gourmet coffee. Tasting sessions allow visitors to savor the unique flavors and aromas that make Geisha coffee a true delicacy.
Panama City is a destination that offers a rich tapestry of experiences, from its historic charm and cultural vibrancy to its natural wonders and culinary delights. Exploring Casco Antiguo provides a glimpse into the city’s colonial past, while the Bio Museo celebrates its biodiversity. The Panama Canal stands as a testament to human ingenuity, and Geisha coffee showcases the country’s agricultural excellence.
Whether you’re a history buff, a nature lover, or a coffee enthusiast, Panama City has something to offer. Its unique blend of old and new, nature and technology, makes it a captivating destination that leaves a lasting impression on all who visit.
Enjoy the Journey!
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