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DUTY, HONOR, COUNTRY, GRADUATION

11. 22. 2011 Volume 24, Issue 3

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NEWS 1:1 levels technology playing field In today’s age, people are constantly accessing technology.

Whether it’s surfing the internet on a smart phone or using the Google search tool bar on a computer, students are always looking for answers to whatever question they need answered. A new tech plan is coming to the school district to aid the students with their learning and searches in the form of laptops.

The new tech plan focuses on supplying each student with a laptop.

Two options that were looked at are the Mac Book Pro and the Mac Book Air. The total cost is estimated at $400,000 a year, which includes two components.

Principal Eric Nelson expanded on how the two parts of the total affect each other.

“First of all, the school district needs to upgrade the facilities in order to support the number of computers that will be present. The high school needs to be financially stable to launch the initiative, and the earliest the laptops would make an appearance is the school year 2013-2014. The first phase of the initiative would be to give laptops to the middle school for a year before moving to the high school,” said Nelson.

Middle school students owning laptops may seem questionable, but there are more positives than negatives. Technology specialist

PAGE EDITOR: JILLIAN SAGERS

Jay Murphy is present at all times to cater to the needs of the students. Also, it is a chance to test how students and teachers would work in a setting where technology is easily accessible every day. There are a few negatives, but they don’t seem to phase Nelson.

“Of course the students might mess around on the computers, but that will always be present in the classroom. Kids will be kids, but I think the benefits outweigh the possible problems,” said Nelson.

The overall objectives of the plan are easily attainable and will benefit both students and teachers alike. With the addition of laptops to the school system, the learning experience will improve even further.

Graphic by Blake Lanser “The laptops are just a tool for deepening the learning experience and developing higher thinking skills. This plan will level the playing field, and everyone will have access to a computer. The computer itself is not smart. It will only work once the students give it commands and use problem solving skills to research the topics they need. The teachers have created the need for technology, and this is how it will be integrated into the teachers’ lesson plans every day,” said Nelson.

• Jillian Sagers (jsag.pelladium@gmail.com)

Liaison stationed for lasting impressions

Students had to make sure they weren’t speeding in the hallways when Matt Houston, a Pella police officer, began his duties as the high school’s liaison officer. As a joint effort between the police department and the high school, the liaison officer program was reinstated in early November.

A police officer’s presence in schools, even Pella schools, is nothing new. “[Having an officer in the school] is, actually, a very standard thing. Years ago, even when I was in high school back in 94-98, there was an officer in schools until about seven years ago. As of lately, [the police department has] been working with the schools to try and get it kicked back off and with kind of the part-time basis of it, we just hope to integrate an officer back into the school with the purpose of being a resource for the schools students and faculty alike,” said Houston.

While Houston can be a resource for students and faculty, he also isn’t going to turn his back on trouble that goes on.

“I’ve got the understanding that, when I come here, I don’t have the goal of catching a criminal element, if you will. There’s that point where it’s a schoolyard activity. It’d be a thing where I’d intervene to stop it if I was closest. Ultimately, I would communicate with the staff here. I wouldn’t want to interfere with how they would handle it if it’s a normal situation that happens,” he said.

If trouble gets out of hand and crosses the line, however, Houston would have to act as a police officer.

“If it was something more serious, I’d deal with it on the criminal side, the law side if need be, but there’s still that understanding that day-to-day activities happen. Has this reached the line or crossed it to where legal intervention is necessary? It’d be kind-of a case-tocase basis,” he said.

While trying to toe the line between being an officer and being

>> CONVERSE: Liason Matt Houston chats with sophomore Derrick Akers in the hallway. “I’m a little nervous because police officers are intimidating, but I think that he will make the school a better place,” said Akers. Photo by Ben Konfrst

a resource, Houston also has to fight the negative connotations students have preconceived about police officers.

“That’s the biggest misconception [about police officers], especially with this environment, that I think I’ll have to convey that message that ‘Hey, we’re definitely not here because of something bad, we just want to be here to keep things good and smooth.’ It’s called community policing. It’s a great tool law enforcement uses to try to inhibit crime before it happens, so to speak. Instead of just being a reactive agency, it’s a step towards being proactive,” he said.

The officer roaming the halls of the high school isn’t going to be handing out speeding violations anytime soon, but if the liaison officer program goes according to plan, Houston will become a valid resource who also makes the school that much safer.

•Benji McElroy (bme.pelladium@gmail.com)

11. 22. 2011

Hallways were flooded Oct. 23 with a group of unfamiliar faces, joining the usual group of students ready to learn and interact. These were the faces of superintendents , School Administrators of Iowa members and other Area Education Agency members around Iowa, assembled to tour, observe and discussthe school.

“By observing, instructing and having conversations as a group, we can share our ideas and constructive criticisms. That dialogue is what constitutes good instruction and is what they [superintendents] can literally take with them back to their school,” said Green Hills AEA member Dr. Dean Meier.

The superintendents and other officials observed classes and toured the school, then were divided into three groups to develop three questions within each group they felt the district would benefit from.

“The intent was to learn about instructional form interaction between students and teachers. This was not an instructional audit (checking in on teachers). This day was supposed to be about shared inquiry,” said SAI member Bonnie Boothroi.

These questions included how does the district create compelling case for changing what’s going on in the classroom, how can the school establish essential questions and big ideas to demonstrate teachers’ plans, how can the school set up conversations between teachers and leaders that will result in a common idea of effective assessment and how can the school use a process to gather data on informative ways to use common language in reference to understanding big ideas and essential questions.

“You know, you can have this beautiful lesson plan all laid out, and you can present it to the class just as beautifully, but if you don’t find a way to get the students engaged and create an understanding for what that information is useful for, it’s just going to go in one ear and out the other,” said Meier.

The purpose of the visit was for the assembly to observe and take notice of both positive things to take back with them and learn from, but also negative things to give as feedback to promote positive change.

“It [the instructional rounds] gave us directional development for the future, which was our goal. Questions were developed which can guide us and allows us to take our teaching to the next level, and that was our goal,” said Principal Eric Nelson.

•Tiffany Carter (tc.pelladium@gmail.com)

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LIFE Van Vliet overcomes obstacles PAGE EDITOR: MADDY SCHOLTEN

Freshman Chase Van Vliet takes all the same classes and participates in all the same activities as his friends, but because of his achondroplastic dwarfism, he has to adapt his schedule to the daily obstacles that prohibit him performing these tasks as easily as his peers.

Van Vliet was born four weeks premature which caused numerous health complications, resulting in him frequenting the hospital.

“In my first year I spent a lot of time in the hospital. I finally had to have a VP shunt put in because I had hydrocephalus (excess water on the brain). I have had a couple surgeries on my legs where they tried to get my legs to straighten out by scraping my growth plate, but unfortunately, it hasn’t worked well,” said Van Vliet.

Van Vliet has not been discouraged by his height, and through adjustments to his everyday life, he has been able to participate in nearly all the activities he desires.

“The light switches in my house are lower.

Also, I have foot stools around the house.

My school schedule has been modified to allow the least amount of walking.” said Van Vliet.

Van Vliet has also found a way to participate in his activities, even though his doctor recommended against participating in contact sports, and served this year as a manager for football.

Van Vliet is also looking towards the future, and plans on attending Central College and becoming a math teacher. He does not plan on letting his height get in the way of any of his goals, now or in the future.

“Even though I’m short, I’m still like everyone else,” said Van Vliet.

Van Vliet views his handicap as a challenge, and finds success in every day life. There is one thing he would like to let others know, though.

“If I could change any one thing, I know I would not wish to be regular height.

There really is not anything I would like to change about myself,” said Van Vliet.

•Photo by Ben Konfrst

11. 22. 2011

•Ben Konfrst (benk.pelladium@gmail.com) •Alex Ropes (ar.pelladium@gmail.com)

Students react positively to Character Counts awards

Character Counts is a program which Pella schools have used for as long as most can remember. This year, the school is showing its devotion to the concept by introducing character counts awards to be given to students.

These awards are given to those the school believes are deserving based on their behavior during school and school activities. This time several students received awards- Maddy Scholten, Jacob Junior Kenny DuPré

Senior Maddy Scholten

Senior Alex Ropes

FAIRNESS

TRUSTWORTHY

“I walked by and thought I saw my picture on the board.

Someone asked me about it later, and I went and looked at it. I was a bit surprised. I also didn’t know what it was for, but now that I do, it’s cool to be recognized.”

“I actually did not know I got the caring award until one of my friends mentioned that they saw my picture on the board. I was really surprised, and it was cool to be recognized for being a caring student.”

“I was not told I won the award, I found out from Kenny DuPré, and I went down to look. I’m glad to know that the staff feel that I’m a fair student. It was a welcome surprise.”

“I was told by my friends walking up to me and giving me high fives. I was at first puzzled because they just said good job, they didn’t say what I did. But when I found out, I was really happy.”

RESPECT

CARING

Von Bank, Kenny DuPre and Alex Ropes.

The awards are designed to recognize those students who go out of their way to help others, and embody the ideals of Character Counts- trustworthiness, responsibility, respect, fairness, caring and citizenship.

Organizers of the idea are hopeful that it will give those with good character a chance to shine for all they do for others, and also inspire others to be models of character.

•Claire Anderson (ca.pelladium@gmail.com) Sophomore Jacob Von Bank

Rietveld makes a difference, strives to continue There are not many atmospheres as fun as a high school football game on a Friday night, but the people who enjoy this atmosphere may not understand all the work put in leading up to the game.

•Photo by Ben Konfrst All the work is not just limited to the players, but the underappreciated effort that managers put into the game.

Junior Lucas Rietveld is one of these unsung heroes that make the game come off seamlessly.

“I like to be at

football, and its awesome to be on the sidelines with the team and get to hang out with the players,” said Rietveld.

Rietveld has been a big University of Northern Iowa fan, which is where his enthusism for being a football manager started.

“I watched UNI play on TV, then there was a TV show called Panther Sports Talk and it made me want to be a manager,” said Rietveld.

Rietveld has been the high school manager for the past two years, but he hopes to take his talents further than that.

Rietveld wants to continue managing football teams into college for the University of Northern Iowa.

“I want to go to UNI because I would really enjoy helping out all the other managers,” said Rietveld.

Rietveld has been manager for the team for two years now and hopes that his experience will help him land a spot as manager for UNI. “I’ve really enjoyed being a manager here and I want to continue to be in college,” said Rietveld.

Rietveld is a key component to the success of the team, and putting in all the time does not go unnoticed by the coaches of the football team.

“I appreciate Lucas a tremendous amount, and the amount of time he puts in. A lot of times a manager might feel a little underappreciated but don't realize what a

valuable asset they are to a football team,” said head coach Jay McKinstrey.

The football players also appreciate the work that Lucas does for the team and they understand how much work it is.

“Lucas does a great job in practice and at the games. You can tell that he really enjoys his job,” said sophomore Lukas Steenhoek.

Rietveld has had many great memories.

“When we were going to state and playing in the championship games [was one of my favorite memories],”said Rietveld.

The commitment Rietveld takes on involves lots of his time. Every weekday, Rietveld made about a three hour commitment after school helping the team at practice. It also involves all the time spent Friday nights on the field, not to mention some of the lengthy drives to away games.

All the hard work in the end pays off for Rietveld, however, with the thrill and excitement of the friday night football game.

“I really like going to the middle of the field after a kickoff and getting the football tee. I'm really excitied that I will be able to continue to help manage a team in college, too,” said Rietveld.

•Gregory Frommelt (gregf.pelladium@gmail.com)

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PAGE EDITOR: WHITTNEY REINIER

LIFE

11. 22. 2011

Grad rides 3,500+ miles for Grand Aspirations

The Solidago Riders. Five girls, five lakes. Hopes of riding throughout the region and celebrating the camaraderie five friends, five women and five explorers celebrate and share with local communities.

Pella High School alumni Tressa Versteeg is one of the five young women who cycled the Great >>HUGS HELP. School nurse Brenda Lakes as a fundraiser for youth-led, non-profit, Versteeg embraces her daughter (2007 Grand Aspirations. According to solidagoriders. grad) Tressa during one of the Solidago com, Grand Aspirations empowers, connects and Riders’ stops last summer. •Photo Cour- supports youth leaders as they create innovative tesy of Soldiago Riders’ website. self-sustaining and inter-dependent initatives that systematically integrates climate and energy solutions, economic security and social justice.

“Solidago Riders was formed by me and four of my best friends from college. The group initially began when we decided a bicycle tour would be a fantastic way to spend the time between college and the so-called real world. We are big learners who love adventure and basically made for ourselves a 3,518 mile field trip. In order to have money to go on the trip and also to make it more than a vacation for ourselves, we decided to fundraise for a local Twin Cities non profit called Grand Aspirations. Grand Aspirations was founded in 2008 by friends of ours from Macalester College to support youth-led sustainability and community developement projects by providing stipends for young people to spend their

15 earn All-State honors People everywhere are always looking to watch the “best of the best.” Millions of fans gather around the country every Sunday 2011 to watch the best players in the country square off in football, All-Staters and even more go to the concerts of the best singers. For 15 students, the opportunity to be part of the elite musical students •Choir across the state has emerged.

Rachel Fyfe Amanda Lauritsen* On Oct. 22, students from Pella ventured to Indianola in Rachel Mueller order to audition for the All-State music festival. Schools from Jack Parisee across the state were represented at this display of musical talKelli Rozendaal Jake Wesemann ent, each with students auditioning for spots in orchestra, band Colin Yeager and choir. Of those who auditioned from Pella, seven choir students, three orchestra students, and five band students were •Band: Sarah De Vries* selected for the All-State group.

Taylor Rennich The selected individuals traveled to Iowa State in Ames on Sean Miller* Nov. 18, where they practiced with the whole ensemble all day, Connor Naaden* Emily Witt stayed overnight and then performed a concert the next day with the other honorees from across the state.

•Orchestra: Students were very excited about this opportunity.

Chet Aldrich* Nathan Han* “I have auditioned the past three years for All-State and did Shenstone Huang* not make it my sophomore or junior year. So, it was really important to me to practice a lot and try my best to make it in my •Denotes multiple year selection senior year. When I first saw my name on the accepted list, I didn’t believe it at first. It is such a prestigious honor, and I am honored to be a part of it,” said senior Taylor Rennich.

“I’m am very honored to be accepted into a great group like this. It definitely makes me feel very proud of myself,” said sophomore Rachel Mueller.

Making All-State is no easy feat. Only 17 percent of all that auditioned made it. For the 15 from Pella who did, there was a tremendous amount of work involved from both them and their instructors.

“Those who audition for band prepare all 12 major scales, a solo, and usually two etudes.

A lot of practice time and lessons go into preparing. Mr. (Guy) Blair, the former band instructor, even comes in during the month before auditions to help students,” said junior Sarah DeVries, a third year selection.

“There was a lot of singing and drinking tea that I had to do to be ready for All-State,” said Mueller.

•Nathan Clayberg (nc.pelladium@gmail.com)

summers starting urban farms, affordable and environmentally friendly housing projects, bicycle infrastructure,” said Versteeg.

Even though Versteeg has no previous work in terms of fundraiser projects, that did not stop the Solidago Riders from making anymore commitments. They are planning to go to New York City this winter to present at a youth bicycle conference. With that, they also plan to hold the second annual Solidago Bombago music and arts festival this summer and possibly do more tours next fall.

“I was also amazed at the incredible history of the Rust Belt cities we passed through; (Buffalo, Cleveland, Detroit). They have been through a lot of economic depression and population plummeting for a lot of different reasons. Their reputation in the rest of the country is not the greatest. But, these cities are so resilient and so incredible! Yes, there are a lot of issues, but people we met really felt that they will “rise from the ashes,” so to speak. Lake Superior will always amaze me. It is so wide and deep and clear. It’s incredibly powerful and brings people together. All the Great Lakes are such an asset to our country and our world. I hope we can take care of them,” said Versteeg.

Not all of the Solidagos Riders’ adventures have been perfect. In the upper peninusla of Michigan, Solidago Riders picked up nearly 200 hundred nails off the road because rumor had it that someone had been throwing nails on the road all summer because it was newly paved and the trafic and tourism had increased incredibly.

“I like adventure, I like travel, I like learning things I never knew before, I like hearing stories. That’s what bicycle touring is - every day is different and crazy and unbelievable,” said Versteeg.

•Whittney Reinier (wr.pelladium@gmail.com)

Show choir gears up for ‘hot’ winter

Show choir success is no new subject here. Last year, AcaPella received straight I’s at the state competition and won numerous awards in other competitions. This year, the show choir season once again approaches with success on the minds of the singers.

“This year we have lots of new members. I was a little nervous about this at first, but after getting to know everyone, I knew we would work hard. Our team motto is ‘Go to Work,’ and it helps us get better every practice. I believe we will do great at competitions,” said junior Heather Van Wyk. Like previous years, there will be no overall theme to link the songs together. This allows for the show to have various music and dance styles to offer, and, in turn, appeal to a larger audience.

The show choir began preparing for the season in the summer, with the annual kickoff/ retreat in late August. The show choir has been practicing at least twice a week, not including choreography sessions. Junior Kelli Rozendaal feels it is time well spent.

“We work really hard and invest a lot of time into getting the final product that we want.

We always strive to do better, and this year we are stepping it up so we can compete with the big dogs. We’ve pretty much always smoked the 3A competition, but now we want to take on the 4A schools,” said Rozendaal.

The show also contains dresses from previous years along with new outfits for the last two numbers, fedora hats for the swing pieces and a French-cafe themed backdrop. The show choir is repainting backgrounds from previous shows with the help of parents and members of the show choir, and will feature a 10-level design. This year’s show also has more advanced effects than in previous years. A laser system will be used during “New Divide,” along with fog generator and a hydraulic lift that will raise up the power soloists.

“I think the rip-off dresses will add an awesome wow-effect, and ‘New Divide’ will blow some minds with the lasers, fog and hydraulic lift,” said Van Wyk. “I’m really looking forward to the season. It’s always fun to hang out with my friends during show choir and it’s fun to meet all the new people at competitions,” said junior Tim Seo. •Mitch Shepperd (mps.pelladium@gmail.com)

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SPORTS 5 State Sports Athletic council promotes 11.22.2011

PAGE EDITOR: MADELINE MEYER

Recap

<<Senior Zach Buchheit, juniors Michael Schemm, Evan Jones

>>S Aus enior tin Ful ler

Solo Dance Competition- Holly Reimer, Champion Boys Cross Country- Champions Girls Cross Country- 3rd Football- Quarterfinalists

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>>Seniors Payne Pleima, Lucas Boyd, Brennan Mejia, Schyler Kane

student involvement

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Having a voice in what is happening in the school happens at times, but unless you are a student council member, that opportunity is not usually available.

However, new athletic director Dale Otte has formed an advisory council that will allow students to have a voice in the athletic happenings throughout the school. Inspired by a similar group in his own high school, Otte hopes that this group can help to bridge the gap that often exists between students and administrators.

“It [the student advisory council] was something a mentor of mine did for me. When I sat in those meetings I saw how it would be a great opportunity to interact with kids, especially since I am not in the classroom. I think it will be a way to explain the rules that kids might not understand and give them a voice in the school athletics,” said Otte.

The council will meet on late start days once a month to discuss certain issues throughout the school.

Obviously, there will be some restrictions on what is up for discussion, but conversation’s will take place.

“We will discuss things like sportsmanship, school spirit, hospitality, etc. We may talk about installing new programs, such as something to help mentor middle school athletes in order to help them adjust to high school. I would also like to begin a student

recognition program to help celebrate student accomplishments. This group is not going to be a place for people to just come and complain about certain staff members,” said Otte.

The students are very excited about the prospect of the new group. They feel like the group will provide a viable outlet for them to have their voices heard.

“I think this group will be a good place to learn what’s happening in the school and to meet new people,” said senior Grant Gustafson.

The first meeting took place Nov. 19. The first part of the meeting was used to discuss certain issues in the school, and the last 10 minutes or so was left open for discussion and questions. Otte felt like it went well and has big plans for the future of the group.

“I was happy with how the kids responded in the first meeting. I will certainly plan on doing this in years to come. My ultimate vision is breaking the group down into committees and having each committee be in charge of a certain thing, such as school spirit. I would like for students to be there to greet opposing teams as they arrive, and essentially be 'assistant athletic directors'. This group should really be an ambassador group so I can connect with and get to know students, and together we can make this OUR athletic program,” said Otte.

•Nathan Clayberg

Students shine in Special Olympics

>>Sophomore Caleb Fynaardt prepares to bowl his way to victory on Oct. 20. Fynaardt along with his special education classmates competed in the Special Olympics in Des Moines. Fynaardt was a first place finalist along with sophomore Shane Rempe. •Photo submitted

Developing physical fitness, demonstrating courage, experiencing joy and sharing skills and friendship with families and communities across the state. These are just a few of the missions of Special Olympics Iowa.

On Oct. 20, the high school was represented by seven student athletes in the Special Olympics district bowling competition in Des Moines.

Special Olympics Iowa is a nonprofit organization that allows any individual eight years old and up with a disability to compete in a range of Olympic-type sports and activities. Nearly 11,000 athletes compete in these competitions annually across the state. Senior Jeconiah Vue, sophomores Shane Rempe, Tyler Hancock, Caleb Fynaardt, Savannah Stralow, and Aaron Williams, along with freshman Will Halstead all participated in the sport of bowling.

“There are hundreds of athletes, coaches, family members, volunteers, and spectators at each of these events; it is impossible to put into words how awesome it is! Students with disabilities often do not have the opportunity to be involved with or compete in organized sporting events, and Special Olympics makes that possible,” said Special Education teacher Lorri Grubb.

In preparation for the event, the students practiced bowling most Fridays during the month of

September in order to establish averages that help to set up divisions that they participate in. The district competition was held at AMF Lanes, Des Moines, and the athletes achieved great success. Both Fynaardt and Rempe were first place winners, Halstead placed second, Vue placed third, Hancock and Stralow both placed fourth, and Williams placed fifth.

“The one thing I love about Special Olympics events is that every athlete who participates is successful! It is a very emotional experience to see the athletes competing to the best of their individual abilities,” said Grubb.

First place winners, both Fynaardt and Rempe, competed at the state level Nov. 19 in Des Moines for Gold, Silver, and Bronze placings. Check out pelladium.com to find out the final results from the state competition.

“What we learn about sportsmanship, preparing for competition, teamwork, and the thrill of competition can only be learned by doing it, and Special Olympics gives the opportunity for those life lessons to be entwined into the athletes lives,” said Grubb. Check out Pelladium online to view more coverage of the event.

•Maddy Scholten (ms.pelladium@gmail.com)

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PAGE EDITOR: TIFFANY CARTER,

IN FOCUS

Obama brings troops home Homecoming festivities are normally thought of as a celebration of athletic achievement and filled with school spirit, but as 2011 comes to a close, homecoming celebrations will be focused on the return of U.S. troops from Iraq.

President Obama announced Oct. 21 at the White House that, after being at war in Iraq for nearly nine years, all U.S. troops will be removed from the country by the end of this year.

While the idea alone of returning troops may seem positive, this declaration has sent a spark of controversy amongst politicians.

Republicans on Capitol Hill have voiced their skepticism and urged the Obama administration to keep some, if not all, soldiers in Iraq. Critics argue that the Iraqi people and government are too unstable, too fragile and too dependent on the presence of American soldiers to be able to function without them. It is feared by some that as almost a decade of war and funding come to a close, the hard work and sacrifice made by the U.S. troops will also be at risk of becoming a waste as Iraq regresses into the crumbling state it was in before U.S. involvement.

“At some point, we’ve got to let them [Iraq] have their independence. You can’t promise democracy and then not give it to them. We’ve laid the grounds for democracy; they [Iraqi people] don’t hate us anymore, for the most part at least. The problem would be, and this is what everyone fears in a situation like this, is if a dictator, some radical in the country, decided to take over, but you’ve got to let them take their first baby steps,” said U.S. history teacher and military veteran Bryant Hancock.

Obama’s decision was made after videoconferencing with Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki the same day of the briefing. It had been earlier reported that the Iraqi government

would not guarantee legal immunity for American soldiers that held their position in Iraq past the 2011 year. This was an essential factor in the decision of whether or not to continue the combat mission in Iraq and retain a presence in the country, and also grounds for many to support the president’s resolution.

“It’s a positive thing, because we’ve been there so long, and I think Iraq will become too dependent on the U.S. if we stay any longer.

We’ve done all we can; it’s up to them now to do what they can to solve their issues and stop relying on the U.S. to do that for them,” said senior Caitie Hones.

The president has declared an equal partnership with Iraq and plans to maintain the strategic framework agreement to ensure cooperation between the two countries. Although the United States will not uphold a military force in the country, Obama has committed to discussing with the Prime Minister Maliki ways the U.S. can continue to aid Iraq in developing and maintaining a self-reliant force of it’s own, and has invited the Prime Minister to the White House in December to further discuss plans and solutions.

•Tiffany Carter (tc.pelladium@gmail. com)

Students plans include military pursuits While many students are frantically visiting college, a select few are pursuing a different route: the military. Senior Taylor Melhus, 2010 graduate Wesley Hoksbergen and 2009 graduate Brett Bogaard are three who have embraced schooling, active duty or careers in the military.

The three joined the military for a variety of reasons, such as general interest and family tradition, but all three were influenced by the opportunity to serve their country and receive a free education.

“It [the Naval Academy] was a really good opportunity for education and development. I wanted a chance to do something that makes a difference and a chance to serve,” said Bogaard.

While many who entertain the prospect of enlisting worry about the reactions of family and friends, all three have ultimately received encouragement and positive reactions after some slight trepidation.

“My family thought I was crazy at first, and they were really concerned. They’ve opened up to it more, though, and now they’re very supportive and will help me out any way they can,” said Melhus.

Both graduates credit their military paths with improving their character, and even though Melhus is still in high school, he has already begun to notice changes and looks forward to how the Marine Corps will affect his future life.

“Many people that I talk to in the Marine Corps say that it is not a career, but a lifestyle. It will change how I carry myself as a person and how I interact with people. And, I will have pride in myself for completing it,” said Melhus.

Hoksbergen, who just completed his basic training has also noticed changes in the way he carries himself.

“Already, I can tell I walk around with a sense of pride. I’m a lot more disciplined when it comes to the little things, and I have more respect for people, especially my elders. I’m squared away at all times and making sure I’m not doing things I shouldn’t be doing,” said Hoksbergen All three individuals believe the experience they gain in the military will be invaluable, but Bogaard is going about his service in a different manner.

Bogaard is attending the Naval Academy in Anapolis , MD (ranked 17 in Forbes’ “Top Colleges” list), so rather than going directly into active duty, he is receiving his education and deferring his active duty until after graduation. By doing so, he also is receiving training to be a captain, and will, therefore, start further up the military heirarchy. Bogaard finds the education and leadership training from the Naval Academy and military to be helpful for his future.

“I’m sure it will open lots of doors. The leadership experience you get while you’re [at the Naval Academy], people don’t get that at college. People often get management positions after attending the Naval Academy. I think that all the doors are opened after this place,” said Bogaard.

All three advised prospective military applicants to not rush into the decision, but to make sure to research all the branches and talk with recruiters. “[Students should] research all the branches. Look at what you would like and look at what you will get from the branches. Then, talk to a recruiter and see if there is anything you have missed,” said Melhus.

“I would tell them that they should take a good hard look at it. Don’t rush into the decision. Take the time to talk to people who have been in it [the military]. If they decide that it is for them, [they should] go for it with everything they’ve got and not forget the reasons that they joined,” said Bogaard.

•Alexander Ropes (ar.pelladium@gmail.com) •Graphic by Marielle Gaiser

11. 22. 2011

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Seo will serve in South Korean military Not all military escapades are optional. For Junior Tim Seo, military service is a requirement.

A native of the Republic of Korea (South Korea) Seo is required to serve 21 month term in the South Korean military in order to continue being a legal citizen of the country.

Seo, who is not a citizen of the United States, has a unique story to share. He moved to the United States at 13 in order to further his knowledge and understanding of English. Without his immediate family taking the journey with him, Seo moved in with is aunt and uncle in Nashville, Tennessee. After the death of his uncle and a visit from his family, Seo’s parents decided to move to the United States. Tim’s father relocated to a position with Musco Lighting.

“We debated over moving to Osky or Pella, but we chose Pella because of the education being more competitive,” said Seo. Seo enjoys being a part of the cross country team as well as working hard in school. In South Korea, education comes first. Seo has applied his country’s mentality to his education as well.

“First of all,[in Korea] education is way competitive.

In America, it is not as competitive. In South Korea we have a thing called ‘cram school.’ It’s about one thousand dollars a year to go to, and people go there to learn better. For example, elementary students are taught pre-calc and learn English at a very young age,” said Seo. In addition to emphasizing academic achievement in South

Korea, military service is also praised in South Korean society. This is precisely the reason why it is a requirement for young men to serve in the military there.

Seo takes his service in the military as a duty to his country. Although Seo could attain U.S. citizenship and no longer be required to serve, he would rather not.

“I have the weird feeling that if I become a U.S. citizen I’ll be ‘betraying’ my country,” said Seo. His parents have mixed feelings about their son’s military expectations.

“My mom’s worried about it [serving] because it might affect academics. My dad wants me to because my grandpa says that it’s part of our culture. My dad told me that if I stay in the military I’ll be more thankful to my parents. It’s more of a culture thing,” said Seo. Seo’s plans would not be to serve time right after he graduates high school. Instead, Seo would most likely attend his freshmen year of college and a semester of his sophomore year, then he would travel to South Korea to complete his military year.

Although South Korea isn’t in an active war at the moment, the threats of the stalemate being broken with neighboring country North Korea is always a concern. Seo would be thrust into an actual war if the stalemate were to be broken.

“The biggest threat South Korea has is the stalemate war with North Korea. North Korea randomly bombed one of South Korea’s islands this past year... and our president said if it happens again we will break the stalemate,” said Seo. Some diplomats in Korea have tried to get rid of the military requirements, but older generations continue to keep the tradition. Because Seo is a South Korean citizen and not an American citizen, he is also forced to meet these requirements. Seo is not bitter about the requirement, however, he remains driven to fulfill his nation’s wishes.

“I’m excited actually,” added Seo. • Madeline Meyer (mm.pelladium@gmail.com) •Graphic by Benji McElroy

Military visits encourage enlistment It’s not rare to see representatives from the Army, National Guard, and marines set up camp for students to see the options of scholarships and programs in the lunch room.

Whether it’s at lunch, in the hallway or during a conversation with a friend, many find military influence difficult to ignore.

“You do see it everywhere. There’s tons of posters everywhere, it’s on the news and in the lunchroom. There’s really no way to escape seeing any of them,” said sophomore Cass Blom.

Students who visit the representatives at lunch can hear about a variety of scholarships and government benefits for enrolling in the military after high school. Students can also occasionally compete in push-up or pull-up tests for prizes.

“I think the push-up competitions get kids interested for the wrong reasons. It’s such a big decision, I think kids shouldn’t need to be persuaded to check the booth out,” said senior Kirsten Lambert.

•Graphic by Micah Ziemetz However, many find the booth to be a great informational tool for those interested.

“I think it’s a really good thing for students who are interested. It would be tough to know where to go if you were interested, besides the booth,” said freshman Chandler Bosch.

“It has been a helpful tool for students who are interested. I know we had several kids last year that pursued the career. For certain kids, it’s an excellent opportunity,” said Assistant Principal Jon Muller.

Almost half of those who enroll in military services are between the age of 22 and 28. For more selective programs,like the Marines, the average age is closer to 18-21 years old. However, some 90 percent of those in the military have entered with a college degree of some kind.

“ They’re here to provide information. Just like a college would come, they’re just here to provide information. [The recruiters] are part of a nationwide program for students who are interested. There are people like them in all high schools,” said Muller.

Services like this from the military have been popping up in more and more high schools, nationwide. Many of the services, like the military and army, don’t encourage older men to join, and set the age limit at 35 for new enlisted officers.Television ads are focusing on a younger generation then ever. The Army has made several claims stating it, “wants a stronger, younger breed of soldier”, which correlates well with their growingly lower average age.

•Jack Parisee (jp.pelladium@student.pella.k12.ia.us)

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IRREGARDLESS

OPINION

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•BENJI MCELROY (BME.PELLADIUM@GMAIL.COM) Everybody wants to be rich. Nobody in their right mind would ever say they didn’t want to be rich. Just thinking about sitting on a chair made of fine dolphin leather and pooh-poohing all the “poor people problems” is intoxicating. That’s not what I expect, though. All I expect is one thing: to be water bottle rich.

As a kid, you could always roughly calculate your friends’ families’ net worth based upon what kind of containers their beverages were in. Cans meant they probably had a Gamecube, but you weren’t expecting to be whisked off to Hawaii at the drop of the hat, while bottles meant they were stable enough financially for impromptu vacations to sunny beaches with drool-worthy women to not be completely out of the question. Don’t even get me started on glass bottles because your friend’s parents would have to be the masterminds behind some Madoff-level Ponzi schemes to afford those. Being water bottle rich is all I expect when I grow up.

Not a penny more. Not a fluid ounce less.

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want more, though. Being famous would, undoubtedly, rock my socks off (even if saying “rock my socks off” disqualifies me from ever being famous). The most hideous famous people (say, Mick Jagger) have girls with humorously fake names all over them. You know, the Candi C.’s of the world. Then there’s the sweet irony of having strangers buy you things that you’re more equipped than ever to buy for yourself. Not to mention being able to post humblebrags on Twitter or Facebook for all of your ex-classmates to see. @Balkzilla: Man its so difficult 2 call my mom when Denzel wont stop texting me. Holla @tharealdenzelwash Yeah, I would love to have girls draped on me like, well, drapes. Yeah, I would love to have strangers buying my smoothie maker when I’m in line at Bed, Bath & Beyond. And, yeah, I would love to have water cooler chats with Denzel Washington about whether or not he thinks it’s a good idea to start Ryan Torain in fantasy football. Who wouldn’t?

That’s not what my expectations are, however.

Expectations are dangerous. Like, when my mom I don’t always drink expects me to not leave bowls of post-cereal-milk water, but when I do, I drink from bottles. in my room. She’s endlessly disappointed when, every couple of days, my room again smells like something has been decomposing in it for a few months. Of course, the cherry on top is that she finds the bowl full of what used to be a liquid.

Solidification! Science!

If she didn’t expect me to do this, she wouldn’t be disappointed (despite how basic the expectation is…). So, as long as I don’t expect to have Denzel Washington •Graphic by Mitch Shepperd over every Sunday to watch football and drink Coke out of glass bottles, it shouldn’t be an issue. It’d be surreal if it happened, but the chance of it happening are somewhere between the chances of the Cubs winning the World Series and the chances of me keeping my senior release all year. In other words, it’s not going to happen.

It seems like a lot of kids expect ridiculous things on the level of palling around with Denzel after high school, and that’s just setting yourself up for failure. If you expect to be rubbing elbows with A-listers, you’re going to be disappointed when you’re sitting in a cubicle 10 years down the road waiting for your expense report to print.

That’s why keeping your expectations in check is important. Don’t lower them to the bare minimum, but don’t raise them to unreachable heights. Water bottle rich is the happiest of happy mediums.

Not a penny more. Not a fluid ounce less.

EVERYTHING’S NOT LOST •ALEX ROPES (AR.PELLADIUM@GMAIL.COM)

This column is not a forum to express my religious beliefs, and any verses I use or references I make to the Bible are only used to counter the points made by the Westboro Baptist Church.

The death, and the following funeral, of a soldier is a final, somber remembrance of the ultimate sacrifice they made for our country. It is an homage to the life the soldier dedicated to preserve our freedoms. The Westboro Baptist Church, a small congregation centered in Topeka, KS has been attending many of these funerals in the past decade.

This group does not attend to pay their final respects, nor do they attend to recognize the sacrifice that soldier made for their country. They attend to perversely use the exact freedoms the soldiers died to protect - the freedom of speech and the ability to peaceably assemble - to proclaim their bigoted views to the nation.

Picketing funerals is only one method to communicate the church’s main goal: to preach against those they believe do not follow the word of God (mainly homosexuals). With that original purpose, the Westboro Baptist Church pickets against homosexuals, the Jewish and Christians they believe are not following the word of God. Combining all of these groups, they also picket against America and its inhabitants as a whole for allowing who they deem to be “filth” to reside in our country.

I was initially unclear as to how the church could find reasons to protest against such a diverse range of groups with their singular theology. My confusion was quickly cleared up after visiting their website “godhatesfags.com” and reading through several of their press releases. Upon their decision to picket the funeral of a Kansas soldier, they posted the following quote.

“He further taught his children to mock God and His messengers when he...voluntarily joined the military of this doomed nation to fight for the fags/dykes’ right to marry and the whore’s right to murder her unborn.” They then proceeded to thank God for bestowing the soldier’s family with such “tragedy.”

The church hates homosexuals for going against the “Word of God.” They hate Jews because, “they still carry the curse of God for having Christ crucified by the Romans.” They

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What are you feelings about the death of Gaddafi and Libya moving towards becoming a democracy?

•Sarah Muller (sm.pelladium@gmail.com)

“It’s definitely good for the country, not being in a dictatorship. Hopefully, the rebels don’t screw it up like Iraq.”

Freshman Travis Dingeman

hate Christians because, “any church that allows fags to be members in good standing is a fag church.”

Finally, they hate America because “God still hates fags, fags still doom nations, America is a fag nation, ergo, America is doomed.” I was again confused because this church continually exercises their first amendment rights that are so unique to America to spread their views, but then goes around to claim that America is doomed, and wish for the death of thousands of soldiers.

By twisting and bending their original theology of protesting those who do not follow their interpretation of God’s word, the Westboro Baptist Church has encompassed all Americans, except themselves, in the list of people on their way to Hell. They can go ahead and say that America is going to Hell, but what I cannot understand is how they have found themselves exempt of descending into the fiery depths.

While I explored their website, I was bombarded by numerous Bible verses that the congregation managed to twist to justify their actions. Bible verses are used to justify signs such as “AIDS cures fags.” They use them to justify condoning the death of their fellow American citizens. The congregation claims that anyone who wishes to go to Heaven should repent and read the Bible in its entirety, but as I looked through various Bible verses I was convinced that they either: 1. have, in fact not, read the entire Bible or 2. are choosing to disregard certain sections of the Bible in order to maintain their twisted theology.

The Westboro Baptist Church is nothing more than a group of delusional individuals, trying to justify their bigoted beliefs with a sick interpretation of religion. Because of the rights granted to them by the First Amendment, they should undoubtedly be able to continue with their protests, but their movement has left me confused. They constantly cite their First Amendment rights to protest, but wish for the death of the soldiers protecting those very rights. If their ridiculous views and bigoted attitudes don’t hurt their cause enough, their omnipresent contradictions seal the deal.

“I think [Gaddafi] was an evil man. I think he did deserve to die the way he did. I think [Libya] is going to fail. The rebel groups are going to fight over power too much.”

>>Sophomore Alex Donelson

“I don’t think they should’ve killed [Gaddafi] so gruesomely.

They should’ve captured him and had a trial. But, I’m glad they have their freedom.”

>>Junior Nadine Van Zomeren

“I think it will be a positive change, but it’s going to be a difficult transition.”

>>Senior Angie Nelson

11. 22. 2011

OPINION

PAGE EDITOR: JACK PARISEE

Editorial Cartoons

Herman Cain’s Rap Debut

•Mitch Shepperd (mps.pelladium@gmail.com)

Staff Editorial Military builds reputation of greatness, patriotism

With the recent observance of Veterans Day Nov. 11, the Pelladium staff recognizes and appreciates the sacrifices those in the military have made and continue to make. Regardless of differing opinions over war, it is essential to remember and honor those who serve our country. The men and women who have and continue to dedicate their lives to the wellbeing of our nation deserve the respect of all.

Since the formation of the United States, the military has played a vital role and still continues to do so today. In the success of building a reputation of greatness and patriotism, it is momentous to continue the legacy and tradition. Keeping the interest of younger generations is shown by the almost weekly occurrence of military promotions at the school. Increasing the knowledge of students regarding the military better educates and encourages students to seriously ponder making a commitment. Students who are willing to participate in the military are given many learning opportunities and life lessons, along with other benefits. These added assets, as well as a passion to serve, have helped to influence and incite the young people of America into continuing to sacrifice for the sake of the country.

Though giving gratitude and thanks to those who serve in the military often does not seem to be enough, it is necessary to express appreciation and embrace the sense of pride that comes along with it. Our country would not be the same as it is today without the contributions of those who serve and the younger generations who are continuing the legacy.

•Graphic by Micah Zeimetz

Alternative News Candidates battle for “best”

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Few can escape the barrage of politics that fills the air during campaign season. Candidates for the Republican nomination have been participating in forums and debates since all the way back into last summer. On a local basis, Sarah Palin’s documentary release and a recent Republican forum have put Pella in the national spotlight.

Nov. 1, several Republican presidential candidates, including Michelle Bachmann, Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, Ron Paul and Rick Santorum attended the National Association of Manufacturers forum in Pella. The focus of the debate was on policies that involved manufacturing, one of the largest industries in the world. But more than that, it was about money and taxes. As a country, we’ve moved into this complicated labyrinth of taxes and fees. Half the battle is even understanding all of it.

Listening to all of the candidates speak really made me think one thing. The best candidate to lead us is not the one with the best stance on the corporate income or repatriation tax, because the change may not even happen. Promises are hard to keep, especially with our Congress today. The best candidate is the one you can trust. It's, very simply, the one who, when they open their mouth, you connect with. This means that the “best” candidate is different in everyone’s eyes. Who you can see best, standing on your living room TV when the world is ending, that’s the best candidate.

So, now I have to think, which one of these did I think was the “best" candidate? Well, actually, let's start with who wasn't. The second Perry sits down, you catch his vibe.

He’s got the arrogance of an NFL player with all the familiarity of a certain bad memory who held office in the pre-Obama era. He’s the kind you definitely won't be surprised to see with naked women and cocaine after his first term. But, as for who I really thought was best, I may just have to go Gingrich. Gingrich's impressive resume, as long with his reasonable and personable standpoints on many issues are refreshing. The man understands the world's politics, and not just because he has to.

•Jack Parisee (jp.pelladium@gmail.com) •Photo by Marielle Gaiser

GOP power rankings serve as political rundown The presidential party kicks off January 3rd in Iowa. If you need a quick refresher course on the ever-changing pool of candidates, here’s the GOP Power Rankings with a tidbit about each candidate.

6. Rep. Michele Bachmann, Minnesota: If you take Sarah Palin, and move her further away from Russia, you get Michele Bachmann. You know, minus Glen Rice and stuff.

5. Gov. Rick Perry, Texas: It’s about time a cowboy from Texas is handed the presidency.

4. Herman Cain, Georgia: What he lacks in political experience he makes up for with food industry experience being a former president of Godfather’s pizza. Political experience and food industry experience are interchangeable. Right?...Right?

3. Rep. Newt Gingrinch, Georgia: He might be playing hokey-pokey with the race by having one foot in and one foot out, but that doesn’t change the fact that he looks exactly like the kind of jolly elf who you’d want reading bedtime stories to you.

2. Rep. Ron Paul, Texas: Paul is the savior of every hip libertarian out there, and yes, he’s the guy from Bruno.

1. Gov. Mitt Romney, Massachusetts: Romney is the reason approximately a million Mormon jokes will be made by the five listed above in the upcoming weeks. Expect him to be running against Barack Obama for the presidency.

•Benji McElroy (bm.pelladium@student.pella.k12.ia.us)

Executive Editors: Tiffany Carter, Benji McElroy, Madeline Meyer, Maddy Scholten Page Editors/Reporters: Benji McElroy, Jillian Sagers, Maddy Scholten, Whittney Reinier, Madeline Meyer, Tiffany Carter, Alex Ropes, Jack Parisee, Evan Jones, Mitch Shepperd, Marielle Gaiser Visuals: Marielle Gaiser, Blake Lanser, Jillian Sagers, Mitch Shepperd, Micah Zeimetz Reporters: Claire Anderson, Derrick Akers, Nathan Clayberg, Jake Dorman, Greg Frommelt, Ben Konfrst, Alex Moore, Haley Sytsma, Hallie VonBank Adviser: Ann Visser The Pelladium is a monthly tabloid produced by the high school journalism department to serve as an informative, educational and entertaining communications media and to provide an open forum to students and readers. •Letters to the Editors are welcome and encouraged. These letters must be signed and should, in no way, be libelous, irresponsible or obscene. Letters must have verified facts and should deal with issues. The Pelladium reserves the right to edit grammatical errors, libelous content or length due to the space limitations. Letters may be brought to Room 201 or sent to Pella Community High School, Box 486, Pella, IA 50219. •The Pelladium will strive to deliver information in a fair and truthful manner. The Pelladium will function in accord with all applicable laws, both in regard to the rights and restrictions of journalism. •The views expressed in this publication are those of the individual writer and not necessarily those of the Pella Community High School Administration or the Pella Community Schools Board of Education. The Pelladium will make retractions in the event of errors made in the content of printed stories. Retractions will be printed in the issue immediately following the issue containing the errors. •The Pelladium is a member of the Iowa High School Press Association.

ENTERTAINMENT 10 Five easy tips for surviving, conquering the Black Friday Battle PAGE EDITOR: EVAN JONES

11. 22. 2011

1. GET UP EARLY! This is the most important thing in ultimate Black Friday shopping (or UBF as I like to call it). Your spot in line is crucial. Personally, I prefer first row to the left of the door; this is simply because there are always going to be those late arrivers who are gonna try to shove their way to the front of the line, and they usually come from the right side.

2. Work with a team. If you want to be effective, you need to team up. The biggest deals of the day are going to go fast, and if its only you have no hope at getting to more than two of the biggest. Go in with a team and spread out throughout the store.

3. Get to the gym before you charge into Wal-Mart; the simple fact is that more than likely you might end up in a pushing match with someone. Black Friday is a place where enemies are going to be made, so forget your manners, and put your shopping face on.

4. Scout the store. In order to really hit up the stores, you need to know where you’re going. One fail proof strategy is to walk the store a couple days before, but if you don’t have the time, you can usually find layouts for the big chain convenience stores online. Be selfish.

5. Don’t listen to the pleas of middle-aged women saying that it will ruin their child’s Christmas if you don’t give back the last Wii Fit. You’re there for yourself. The moment that you start to act human during the rush of Black Friday is the moment that you leave that overrun Wal-Mart empty handed.

•Gregory Frommelt (gregf.pelladium@gmail.com)

“Beavis and Butthead” returns with familiar feel in new age of TV

•Graphic by Blake Lanser

Twitter Etiquette: DOs and DON’Ts

How far is too far? Is social networking and quick access to share our personal opinions to the public having an effect on our maners? As the general public grows more and more accustomed to letting their comments hit the world wide web, a few guidelines and common courtesy rules should be in mind to keep the peace. Ladies and gentlemen, let’s go back to cotillion classes and work out some ways to be a positive, if not witty, addition to the Internet. Here are a few DOs and DON’Ts.

1. Let’s start with first impressions. Your name and picture will make or break you. De-

pending on the audience you are catering to, make sure both of these elements reflect that. DON’T make your display picture that awkward school picture from seventh grade.

Thank me later.

Mike Judge’s classic cartoon series “Beavis and Butthead” returned Oct. 27 to MTV after over a decade of being off the air. Still the 90s metal heads that America loved, the two are now taking on the vampire loving, GTLin’ generation.

But why now? Judge allegedly felt that TV was getting “too smart,”and thought that bringing back the two dumbest cartoon characters of all time would set things back into place. Beginning their revival as the commentary to episodes of “Jersey Shore,” it seemed like “Beavis and Butthead” had found their place in letting the people of 2011 know what is cool and what sucks.

The fact that their days of watching videos on MTV (is it really music television anymore?) are over made it seem like there would be no way for the two to carry on.

But, they’ve got the internet for that and for the sake of today’s Snooki wanna-bes and teen moms, “Beavis and Butthead” live on.

The first episode was centered around “Beavis and Butthead” trying to become werewolves. It was better than I’d expected because I figured it would just show what they had on the previews. They’ve still got their signature annoying laughs (heh heh heh) and sayings, so it really doesn’t seem like they’ve changed at all since they last aired in 1997.

They’re still the same women-chasing idiots America came to love, sporting their AC/DC and Metallica get-ups. However, since the majority of the jokes are about reality shows and teen movies like “Twilight”, it’s hard to say whether or not original “Beavis and Butthead” viewers will get the humor.

If MTV isn’t going to show music videos anymore, the least it can do is keep Beavis and Butthead on the air to show a little of what the network used to be. It seems like a comeback that has been well overdue. In a reality tv dominated society, this gives us the chance to take a break from “Jersey Shore” and “The Real World” and go back to the cartoon watching days. Whether you like it or not, Beavis and Butthead are back and ready to redo America, even if it’s just for a season or two. As far as I’m concerned, “Beavis and Butthead” are still “cool.”

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2. Twitter is designed for you to create your own clever name, if you so choose, and that can be something humorous or something serious. It’s probably more appropriate to make your name something simple if your goal is to be respected, but if you’re in it for the laughs, @jerseyshorewannabe will surely do the trick.

3. Next on the list are the people you choose to follow, as they will establish your cred-

ibility and will possibly be your audience for all future tweets you type. Start small by following a few of your friends to create a small local following, and after a few cute mentions they will be sure to mention you a few times as well. Don’t follow 1,056 of your favorite celebs. People will think you are a scam or a hack. That is a twitter grenade.

4. Composing a tweet can be risky business, as you only have 140 characters to pour out your heart, thoughts and feelings. Luckily, a few sentences have proved enough to announce to the world your inner most intimate thoughts and feelings without rambling. So, choose your words carefully.

5. Hash tags are where all left out pieces of information are put. You can add suspense or

emphasis with a simple hash and combination of words. For example: My face hurts so bad. Wish it was from something legit, like fight club... #wisdomteeth.

Or if you want to create emphasis; That was the longest rendition of the national anthem I’ve ever seen. #whitneyhoustonwannabe #worth69centsonitunes

6. Use proper English and grammar to the best of your abilities. No 1 ken undastand wen U tlk lk dis, k bro? #gittinmoney … #butyoucantformasentence

7. Don’t drop @’s like it’s hot, and by the time you’ve included five people your tweet is bland and probably goes unnoticed.

8. Watch your language. Let’s not be profane and talk about all the #dumba**sh*t, you can be more creative than that. Orbitz commercials have proved that. #fact

9. Do tweet important things in life, Don’t tweet while giving birth...

10. Keep it at a minimum no one wants to read the fifteenth tweet bragging about the,

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MENTAL HUG

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PAGE EDITOR: MITCH SHEPPERD

Facebook page sparks controversy For years, the beauty and serenity of the Internet have been its most attractive qualities.

Okay, maybe not, but recently, its not-so-innocent self has been tarnished even further by the “I Hate Pella” page on Facebook, a page with the sole purpose of dishing out hate on the town with an emphasis on its high school sports.

The mysterious page was started in August 2010, but hit its stride in late November 2010 through early September 2011. With the page’s popularity declining, questions are still left unanswered.

Perhaps the greatest question is why people would stoop to uneducated cyber insults to trash a town? It seems like the good old days of digging a hole in a football field and filling it with cement have passed. If the page was just a move to rile an angry response from of students, fans and athletes, then its purpose was fulfilled.

From bragging about victories, pointing out examples of bad sportsmanship, attacking other towns, even creating other “I hate...” pages, responses from the Pella side have been equally as controversial as the page itself. One of the most interesting characteristics about the page is its inclusion of literally anyone on Facebook. From Californians to elementary school students, anyone and everyone can jump in and contribute to it.

One huge question that remains shrouded in mystery is who made the page. The page’s privacy settings do not allow anyone to see who created it. Though most posters on the page seem to believe that it originated in either Knoxville or Chariton, there in no proof of either being the starting point.

Rumors circulated on the page that Chariton sophomore Brett Braida, an avid contributor, was its creator. Braida denies the rumors, pointing them towards Knoxville students, but adds, “I think [the page] is a good way to keep the rivalry going, because if the two sides are talking trash to each other, it’ll create more hype, and the players will try a little bit harder so they can show that they can back up their talk.”

Regardless of the creator, it is evident from posts on the page, that most of the Pella side think the page is annoying, immature or just stupid. However, despite being on different ends of the “Pella vs. the rest of central Iowa” rivalry, junior Jacob Gleason is in agreement with Braida.

“I’m glad the page was made,” said Gleason. “In a sense, it makes games against the teams that hate Pella all the more intense, and I love that atmosphere.”

At the bottom of it all, the page is simply another anti-sports team page. It’s nothing new, and one could find something similar for any professional or collegian sports team.

The only difference is, the “I Hate Pella” page is local and involves familiar faces and Facebook profiles, using some, maybe “not-so-familiar” language to defend their team.

•Evan Jones (ej.pelladium@gmail.com)

Students’ Top 10 tweets from the past month 1. @6etnyre9 - junior Michael Etnyre. It’s back...... #mcrib

2. @princesstee_24 - sophomore Teejay

Vermeer. teen wolf has been on all day. that helps me a little bit with my sadness of kim and kirs... :( Gaiser. Nothing wrong with watching soap operas in the bath. God, I’m 17 going on 59 and divorced. #excitedforthefutre.

7. @BryceBort_1 - sophomore Bryce

Bortscheller. my armpits smell like cheese #lukassteenhoek VanMaanen. @Aaron_VanMaanen no you don’t get to kick me off the computer so you can tweet. #littlebrothers

4. @pingeldingel - sophomore Jordan 9. @taylormelhus - senior Taylor Melhus.

Pingel. Im gonna kill the next person that I meet named Toby, i’ll kill em. #paranormal3

Got punched in the face last night...

Middle school dance. #gottaloveit

#moneyisbetter #wiseman #mr.miyagi •Evan Jones (ej.pelladium@gmail.com)

10. @timmyseo - junior Timmy Seo. 5. @Abby_Chiles - junior Abby Chiles. My dad just gave one dollar to little kids.

<<< Dinner Date >>>

•Micah Zeimetz

Vander Hoek. Straight gettin trash talked in speech today #thanks #exgirlfriend

3. @MarielleGaiser - senior Marielle 8. @SarahVanMaanen - senior Sarah

Conforming to the stereotypes females are expected to uphold, gal pals Marielle Gaiser and Tiffany Carter prepared a meal for four young men comparable to a feast for the gods. These former radical feminists (down with double standards!) put their man-hating principles aside for the evening and replaced them with Betty Crocker attitudes.

The first order of business was buying the ingredients. Rushing to the always reliable Wal-Mart, the girls, Gaiser and Carter set out in a mad dash through the aisles to find what they needed. After 15 minutes of screeching cart wheels and near-collisions, the girls had their $24.98 worth of food and and were ready to start their cooking endeavor.

Knowing that four teenage males would be the ones attending the dinner, quantity became a higher priority over the collectiveness of the menu.

Without saying, both girls knew the night would be one of class; a night of “Smooth Jazz at Midnight” and dim lighting. This night they were not just girls, they were ladies, ladies sophisticated and skilled in culinary. In preparation, the girls set out properly setting the table and transfering the three-course meal to platters and glassware.

Sounds of smooth saxophones filled the room as strategically placed candles contributed to the atmosphere of chic elegance.

Read the rest of Gal Pals at <www.pelladium.com> • Marielle Gaiser (mg.pelladium@gmail.com) • Tiffany Carter (tc.pelladium@gmail.com)

WhateverMan

6. @ZakVanderHoek7 - senior Zak

<<< “Double” Date >>> Horrified by the atrocious values of society and their impact on the easily molded minds of freshmen, junior Evan Jones and senior Alex Ropes decided to take freshman Mandy Nossaman out to a formal dinner at the fine dining establishment, Monarch’s, to give her a great meal, with a few life lessons on the side.

After cleaning up for the date, even shaving during the holy month of No-Shave- November, the two arrived to pick Nossaman up at seven p.m. sharp. After a genial greeting with her parents and a quick picture that’s sure to be sent to all the relatives, the group set off for Monarch’s. After listening to some classic “New York, New York” to make up for the lack of a live jazz singer, the group arrived at Monarch’s.

They were forced to engage in small talk for a few moments until they were lead to their booth by an alluring waitress, and proceeded to look over their menus.

After ordering - five cheese ravioli for Evan and chicken parmigiano for both Alex and Mandy- the duo set about instilling some old-fashioned, proper values on their young protégé.

The first of the rules was an obvious one, don’t do drugs, which was immediately followed by the second rule, don’t drink (and we’re not talking about grape juice). Yes, both of those things lead to impaired decision making, but Evan and Alex brought up those rules due to their membership in the temperance movement. Rule Three was to stay away from the heartbreak that older boys bring. Rule Four was to always have a good attitude. Rule Five was to have a good group of friends. Rule Six was BE PERFECT. After laying down the six commandments of high school, the boys got to gossiping.

Curious about anything and everything pertaining to freshman drama, they listened religiously to anything she said. They then tried to guess things about Mandy. This task proved to be TOO EASY, and they guessed everything on the first try.

Go to <www.pelladium.com> for the complete Bros Night.

•Evan Jones (ej.pelladium@gmail.com) •Alex Ropes (ar.pelladium@gmail.com)

High School Hazard •Jillian Sagers No Shave November

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PAGE EDITOR: MARIELLE GAISER

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11 22. 2011

The season of giving

... has only begun as students participate in activites displaying their skills, resulting in success. Six state appearances were among these awards. >>EXAMINE. Seniors Madeline Meyer and Maddy Scholten read newspapers from neighboring schools at the IHSPA conference in Iowa City Oct. 27. The newspaper staff was awarded first in writing, graphics and photography. The 2011 yearbook was first in its class. Sophomore Jack Parisee was first in on-the-spot photography while junior Mark Dykstra was third. Senior Blake Lanser finished second in on-the-spot design. •Photo by Tiffany Carter

>>DISCUSS. Senior Jace Ver Steeg talks to Coach Brent Van Hauen on the sidelines during the playoff game vs. ADM. The football team finished the season 10-2. “It was a great season. We improved a lot throughout the season and built relationships that will last a long time,” said Ver Steeg. •Photo by Tiffany Carter >>DANCE. Junior Holly Reimer competed at the state solo competition, placing first. “It’s such an honor to be the only person from Pella to ever win the state title. It’s been a goal of mine since getting second my freshman and sophomore year, so to finally meet it [my goal] is an indescribable feeling. I’m so thankful that all of my hard work and the support of my friends, dance teachers and family finally paid off,” said Reimer. •Photo by Jace Ver Steeg

>>DUAL. Juniors Micah Zeimetz and Mitch Shepperd battle it out during a fight scene in the fall play production “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.” “Doing the fight scene was intense. The swords were incredibly wobbly, so it added to the feeling of danger and excitement that me and Micah were going for,” said Shepperd.

•Photo by Blake Lanser >>READ. Fifth grader Gavin Tierney looks over the Pelladium during the Pelladium editors’ recent visit to Jefferson Intermediate. Seniors Madeline Meyer, Maddy Scholten, Tiffany Carter and Benji Mc Elroy visited Jefferson to share with fifth graders about producing the school newspaper. “Meeting with the students was a great experience. I was so surprised with how curious the students were; they asked so many questions! They truly enjoyed learning more about the newspaper, and it was awesome to see how our publication is making a difference in our community,” said Meyer. •Photo by Tiffany Carter

>>HUNT. Freshman Will Halstead shot a seven point buck recently while hunting. “I didn’t really think about it. I didn’t even know I was to get him. I thought I was going to miss him, but I didn’t. Instead it [the gun] went off, and I had two shots, but the second shot was really quick. It [shooting the deer] wasn’t scary,” said Halstead. •Photo submitted >>CELEBRATE. Junior Matt Klein hugs his mom after finishing his race at the state cross country meet. The boys claimed the 3A state championship while the girls placed third in the state. •Photo by Tiffany Carter

>>SING. All state choir members, junior Max Wesemann, senior Rachel Fyfe, sophomore Jack Parisee and senior Amanda Lauritsen perform at a choir concert.

All-staters performed Nov. 19 in Ames. •Photo

by Blake Lanser