Itchy Male Organ: 5 Tips for Hiding the Scratch It can happen anywhere. In the boardroom while giving an important presentation. On a date with that excellent woman that has always previously been aloof. Upon entering her parents’ house on the day a guy finally meets his girlfriend’s father. An itchy male organ doesn’t care where a guy is, what he’s doing, or who he’s meeting. All an itchy male organ cares about it getting a good scratch from its owner (or another appropriate party). Practicing appropriate male organ care is one way to keep an itchy male organ at bay, but sometimes an itch occurs that one simply has to scratch. When that situation arises, a guy needs to know how to make that scratch as unobtrusively as possible. With that in mind, the following tips may come in handy. 1. Draw attention to some key figures. If an itchy male organ rears its insistent head while a man is up front at a meeting, it pays to have a distraction ready. Telling everyone to look at the chart on page 22 can buy a man a precious few seconds to subtly get in a quick scratch while all eyes are focused on finding that chart. A guy can buy even more time by giving them the wrong page number and then apologizing – “Sorry, that should be page 23” – after getting his relief. 2. Be strategic about standing. Putting something between himself and his date can provide a screen for a scratch, especially if that something keeps him covered below the equator. Moving behind a high backed chair to get a better look at a photo on the wall enables a quick tug to relieve the itch. 3. Tie one’s shoes. Sometimes it’s a good thing to walk around with open laces – or at least to pretend that one does. When a man bends over to take care of untied shoes, his midsection is obscured and there’s the opportunity for relief. But what to do if wearing loafers with no laces? Improvise – bend down to remove a pesky pebble that has somehow made its way into the shoe. www.man1health.com