Pub crawler’s raucous routes

With the stress of the new semester mounting, PDBY has decided to offer a potential stress reliever. This comes in the form of a good, oldfashioned pub crawl that accommodates everyone.

Route A is for those trying to save money on travel costs, as it is a walking route (recommended to be done in a large group for safety reasons), and it offers a far more authentic and immersive Hatfield experience. Route B, however, is for those who are willing to spend some money on transport (if a designated driver is not assigned). For those riddled with curiosity, Uber indicates that the travel costs for this route will amount to about R100 for every group of three.

Each route has two colour markers; red to indicate a mandated stop, while yellow indicates a suggested stop. These markers are for those who, as the night progresses, feel they want to cut the route shorter. This way, the designated partier can opt out without incurring the wrath of the group, while still enjoying an exciting night out. Both routes have food stops to avoid going the entire night without food. The most important thing to remember for both routes, and this cannot be stressed enough, is to have a ridiculously fun time and make some memories that can be shared in that dreary, forthcoming 07:30 class.

Pro-tip: A Powerade-Panado-Shower-Hangover cure is something that cannot be recommended enough.