Editor’s picks

Ek Glo in Die Son - Fokofpolisiekar

Without You - Chunda Munki

Sonop-Blom - Bernice West

Ngozi (feat. AKA & Mustbedubz) - Benny Chill

Belie Polisie (feat. Jacques Leonard) - Loufi

Ain’t Nobody Got Time for That - Rubber Duc

Loving Me Wrong - Dean Fuel

Stimela - Phantom Steeze (feat. Costa Titch)

Cinimin - Hello Baby

First Year - Zebra

Zonke (feat. Ricky Rick, Costa Titch) - Mustbedubz

Doef Doef (feat. Katinka, Loufi, What die Faf, & Wortel Kombat) - Synth Peter

Sondela - Venom (feat. Yumbs, Raspy, Blxckie, Ricky Rick & Tshego)

Spring has finally sprung, and the simple act of making it through winter in Pretoria should be commemorated. Below, some social September activities have been outlined which is accompanied by a sneaky September/spring playlist.

September 2022

Beefcakes Cocktail night @17:00

Beefcakes Cocktail night @17:00

Thirsty

Thursdays @ Geek House

Spring

The

Thirsty Thursdays

Geek House

Thirsty Thursdays

Geek House

Thirsty

Thursdays @ Geek House

@ Brooklyn

Bokke

Bokke

Hazel Food Market Hazel Food Market Hazel Food Market

Bokke

Micaela Wathen

The greatest benefit of being an athlete athletes who sprint up and down a 100-metre field for nearly 90 minutes straight. The ability to manoeuvre themselves, as well as a ball, around their opponents, means they are capable of ducking and dodging zombies with ease.

– apart from the medals, the adoring fans, good health, camaraderie, and self-confidence – is that they would probably survive a zombie apocalypse. Athletes spend years training to run the 100 metres in under ten seconds, or to bat a ball at 90 km/h. They have been equipped with numerous skills and abilities that would be quite useful in fighting off rotting corpses.

Defenders in particular are sturdy enough to stand their ground in a tussle with the walking dead. There is no real combat training in a footballer’s programme. However, in a life-or-death situation, it is plausible that the creativity a midfielder may use to create plays on the pitch would allow them to utilise the resources around them to fight back. A footballer’s downfall may be the way they dramatise their injuries. On the occasion that they do fall or are tackled while being chased down, they will not be spared a moment by the approaching zombies.

Now, moving on to martial arts. Martial artists – whether their discipline be karate, judo, or taekwondo – they are masters of hand-to-hand combat techniques that include punching, kicking, blocking, and grappling. These artists therefore have acute reflexes, incredible balance, and flexibility.

A martial artist will make greater use of their ability to block and avoid the advances of zombies, rather than