Making a business woman

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MAKING

A

BUSINESS

WOMAN

BY

ANNE

SHANNON

NEW

HENRY

HOLT

MONROE

YORK

AND

1912

COMPANY


1911,

Copyright,

1912,

BY

THE

COMPANY

PUBLISHING

CURTIS

Copyright,

1912,

BY

HENRY

COMPANY

AND

HOLT

Published

1912

October,

HP, "3

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CONTENTS

I

BOOK CHAPTER

page

I. II.

Decide

I

Begin

to

Failed

I

Why

Career

My Find

to

in

Big

a

City

Work

3 20

....

III.

"

IV. V.

Job

Four-Dollar

A

It

Coming

I

Get

My

Bittner

with

"

Over

Country

the

First

"

Raise

Merchant

42

Book

VI. VII.

The

VIII.

60

Binks'

As

I

Assistant

Value

of

Caught

73 87

Himself

to

Between

Quarrel

the

Inside

the

on

Individual

the

in

Get

the

94

Partners IX.

25

Bittner's

Begin

and

Binks

Bittner

Takes

Odd

the

106

Trick .

X. XI.

Mr.

Bittner Every

Getting I

XII.

Has

Have

Great

a

Good

Man's Idea

an

My

of

I

Return

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to

113

Paragraph

127 138

Own

II

BOOK

I.

Idea

Old

Home

145 ....

II.

I

Go

Business

into

Myself

for

156 .

III.

The

IV.

The

V.

A

Woman's

Only

Mouse-man's

Little

176

Graft

198

Worked

That

Scheme

Soliciting

Company

Advertising

206 .

VI. VII. VIII. IX. X. XI.

XII.

Writing A

Panic

Copy

Making

Cleah Begin

on "

a

Promoting

a

up

Over

Advertise

to

Money

234

Business

Data

Forestalling

I

.

Paralyzes

Gathering

222

Clients

Twenty

for

Gold

254

Railroad

273

Side

the "

Dead

a

281

Summer

290

Mine ....

Fifty

Thousand

Dollars "

Again

and

302



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I

12

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14

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reception girl's



CHAPTER

I

WHY

I

FAILED

back

WENT

the

was

now

with

my

courage to

return

old

school

ebbed

ticket.

Thus

and

own

the

schoolroom

I

that

that done I

reviewed

"

doors that I

now

the

time a

if

best,

my

every me

foolish.

was

"

the

fear I

had

"

return

wished

I

hadn't

I

the

ticket.

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hadn't

had had 20

leaned it

had

;

most al-

really

somewhere.

fear with

city by

of

starve

realized

now

great

gray

sustained

been

I

vast

and

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weak

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the

of

routine

city if

been and

shadow

the

wondered

summer,

of

in

give

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too

remain

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impossible.

dollars. To

the

to

teach room

ten

question-

back

it

and

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exactly

gan bethat

to

town.

seemed

"

of

contract

the

settle

and

I

passed

possessed

and

lower

thought

home

my

and

;

point.

summer

resolved

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over

failure,

up,

in

and

the

under

was

winter

due

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the

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sank

vanishing

with

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hunting. refusals

and

heart

the

to

myself

was

crowds my

comfort

that

rent

of

refusal

each

position

regular

story

WORK

FIND

TO

to

September.

was

II

the on

that

that

fell its

upon

closed

knowledge it

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of way.

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and

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"

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make I

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open.

made

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me

stopped

paused

with

at

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me.

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numbers

the

strength

man.

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off

strong

so

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tiny stake,

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to

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out

dollars

the

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staked

power

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interference to

all eager

saw

over

office

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women

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to come

it felt to

this

ment advertise-

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me

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answer

when

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desperation

chained

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lifeline.

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to

came

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paid only twenty-five

that

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nice-looking young

job

month.

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thrown

have

the

thought

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with

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and

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to

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and

physician'sassistant.

a

crowded

holding

been

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ticket,"

return

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or

time

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;

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comforted.

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swim

to

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ticket

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morning

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for

to

right to

myself the

:

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on

21

found

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"

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WORK

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should

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somehow.

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return.

ticket

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no

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do

all

his

wabble

day

ears.

with

intelligence.

it,"

I

tied

;

so

said you

aloud

might

it."

the

elephant

toward

"

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22

WHY

cide

"

I FAILED

bridge I

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that be

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the

out

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float them

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the

for

hard

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with

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in white

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purse,

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out

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on

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motormen

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while

opening through

the

heavy

and

Washington

Wabash

Avenue

purpose

settled

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adamantine

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through

as

the

rain.

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elevated trie

day,

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in my

down

of

brightness

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city

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toward

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ticket, and

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center

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me;

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suicide

arch

city,flat

gray

all about canoes

"

delicately moving life and

stirringsof of the

its

to

life

agent.

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phant; ele-

an

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filled

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bells

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WHY

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steps of

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and

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from

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street, and

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and


WHY

24

I

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in

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III

CHAPTER

ONE and

that

to

had

morning

next

newspapers

advertisement

encouraging

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me

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noted

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applicants.

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after

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accepted.

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the

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41

agony

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to

through

the


CHAPTER

"

COMING

IT

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OVER

THE

COUNTRY

MERCHANT

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landlady

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position. 42

next

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44

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THE "

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managers.

his

47

noon

3rou

to

lunch,

to

out

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as

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slowly

MERCHANT

cramped velopes. en-

more

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IT

"COMING

48

There

was

intention

of

hint, likewise,

a

business

younger

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to

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evidence "

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men

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days

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49

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52

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THE

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out

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was

"

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men

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in

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landlady.

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me

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stenographer

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on

called

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of the

manner

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had

53

I

to

about was

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ness busi-

doing

myself, good-


"

54

will

could

I

learned some

be

worth

to

it matter that

sat

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running

of

and

Binks

had

at

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the

office

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Bittner

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he

hands,

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the

side

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his

coat, the

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letters

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in

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was

"

OVER

on

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moments.

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men

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of

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;

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need

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him

toward

work.

voice

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girls,

her

that with when-


THE

COUNTRY

called

ever

either

by

55

MERCHANT of

the

hurried

men,

the

to

desk. Bittner

handed

her

copy

that

Hill

Miss

Binks

looked

got her

out

to-day."

the

with

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up

bon." rib-

Miss that

his

was

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:

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dictation

Hill

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"

letters

fresh

a

frowning.

up

full

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must

go

private

own

stenographer. "

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her

pay

"

be

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in

sense

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it to

perfect,"

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of

read

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quiet then

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in

once

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as

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high-priced

ographer," sten-

them,

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stood

Krog

Hill

tell her

and

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working

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letters.

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commanded.

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Miss

Krog

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hard

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mail

stenographer

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typewriters;

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of

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was

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sensitive

with

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"

56 work.

copied

then

page, "

COMING

I

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thought

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up

"

OVER

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breathlessly.

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after "

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the

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perfect

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"

wrong?

reaching

and

girl

57

sneered.

What's

cry

the

you're

work,"

MERCHANT

COUNTRY

THE

ready

almost

omitted

had

her

under

sheet

to

entire

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line. "

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mighty

speed;

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kept looking

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us

could

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already

was

time

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would

they

hard

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lip

against his

and

typewriters

her

doing a

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window

if

sure

am

having

fearfully.

and

biting

was

slipped, hitched

and

bits.

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way.

"

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and

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and

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to

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get it right, d'you

to

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form

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and

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threw

pieces

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at

tore

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breathless

moment

came.

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to

sprang

agility of the

waited

look

one

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approached

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explosion;

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time

partners.

down

the

him,

third

the

letter

she

handed

with

the

sudden

feet it into

fragments,

and

buncoed

into

floor. of

work

I'm


"

58

in' extra

pay

of

out

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a

raise; her

and

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she

;

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told

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and

year

look

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toward

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for

and

your

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deadly

foot, looked

was

time

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!"

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girl,now to

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paper.

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with

pointed

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at

"

OVER

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IT

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ographer sten-

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Bittner

quick

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their

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:

"

book

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from in

recommended

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far

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speak,

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purringly

so

hurled

"

so

flash

a

they

one

did

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girl dodged The

cage.

in

desk smiled

two

in

cool

a

chair

and

came

with

his

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the

sort

of

paper;

each

of way,

of

out

get

I went

out,

a

of on

them

broom

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my

his

of

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cage.

and

swept

scraps

bag.

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up I

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my

his broom

typing.

his coat,

out

surprise, then

with my

flew

pushed past the

the

across

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into

in

room

with

other

rage,

and he

bookkeeper's

slipped into

covered

moment

the

the

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as

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me

rear

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to

intense

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to

over

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faced

men

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scraps

quietly

rushed

and

moment

a

left.

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to

to

!"

here

the

as

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Bittner, this is going

:

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got

with

my

William went

and one

on

pan; dust-

else



CHAPTER

I

GET

V

FIRST

MY

BITTNER'S

the

AT

paid due

which

her, for

cents

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for

wonderful

thing

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at

ends I

well

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above

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would

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the

system "

fit

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to

seen

of

my

and

and

a

potato

stolen

lure

food

stuff,

indulged small

curling-iron

my

was

where. any-

peace

under

enough

to

tin rack the make

night.

any was

had

potatoes

hot

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suspense

bakery

daring

over

and no

home

office,

comfort.

problem

more

landlady

home

hurry

the

of

gas-jet. of

nose

one

worth

cents'

have

and

feel

to

dread

carrying

week,

began

pail

line

managed

first

now

five

very

had

the

the

of

of

state

a

for

of

sense

a

the

at

go

truly

a

paid;

landlady

with

docked

been It's

things

badly

in

you're

ninety-five

letters.

your

home

return

can

you

how

matter

no

have

to

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spoiled

business

two

dollar

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in

other

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me

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cents

then,

left

week

first

my

landlady

my

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AND

RAISE

lock her 60

the steal

door, up

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GET

MY

her

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then

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doors that the a

way

"

of

garbage

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trunk

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landlady

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up

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a

bond

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always

again

meanwhile

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big

come

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lock

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to

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in my

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always was

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away

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;

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curled

landlady

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on

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fun.

innocently

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the

dresses, in

world

whole

slip up

and

was

game

pair

a

delightful conspiracy

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would

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in

against

landlady. was

grin began

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to

myself

into

tray.

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into

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to

over

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party

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Madison

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on

in

caught put

world

drop

over

potatoes

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would

under

just

into

peep

all the

to

came

the

of

rest

I

this

and

debutante

be

I would

parings for

61

to

potato

gloves being

party

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looked

that

parcel

stepladder

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cook.

to

gas

RAISE

FIRST

to

me

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did

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that

but

between as

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us.

there

stood

she

in

nostrils

an

effort

suggestive odor,

thought know

that that

she I

and

couldn't

walked

to


62

GET

I

the

from

and

time

the

MY

office,and

used

I

FIRST

at

spent

was

way

that

thought

probably

in this

up

RAISE

my

meals. The I went

to

had

I

the

and

machine

my

made

up

do

I

would

make

would

like

door.

he

Miss

turned "

girls!

put "

did

;

the

two

partners

more

no

I

in

;

them. Binks there

got

unlocking

was

after

us,

and

I

told

you

her:

thought

I

Sunday I

of

that

speed

I

for

cause

either

to

flutter,

a

girls!

No

and

future,

himself.

of

action,

the

hurried

Krog

in the

ad

an

You

"

paper? it in

turned

Saturday

on

my

home."

way "

heard

Never

applicant studied

!

in

a

"

Hill

she

said

she

week.

office where

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have

he

confidential

No,"

thing

a

been his

tapping

Then

get Miss

could

such

must

moment,

a

low

of

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forefinger.

a

spite

of

In

tremendous

excitedly to

No

to

in

give

Binks, already in

early. the

such

me

to

episode jubilant.

course

a

attention

no

pay

almost

done.

work,

my

offense, and

to

oblivious

be

letter

torn

mood

a

mind

seemed

thing

would

in

my

resolved, I should I

the

following

Monday

went tone

Hill

back

answered wouldn't said

"

she

threw

to

Do

come

didn't books

single

a

late."

with her

his

He

right spoke

and

you

suppose

you

way?"

any

with

Not

too

lip

over

:

!

back have at

"

decision.

firm

for to

a

Miss

hundred

work

girls'heads

in !"

an


Miss

Krog

of

this

it

though

Binks.

for of

While

one

they

that

"

her I

she

told

hot

a

her

;

back

pushed

coat

from

hair

short

and iron

the

to

one

limply

hung

turban.

gray

there's

lean, hungry-

a

open, a

absence

stenographer's job here,"

said.

with

stared

"

Hill.

lives where

She

home

notes

my

ain't

come

wasn't

a

since

over

to

I

and

try

came

I'm

fool, if

I

I do

asked.

by

back

and

said

she'd

She

said had

more.

any

Sally

of

name

Sat'dy night

goin'

welcome

luck

her

looked

Krog

Binks

so?"

you

girl what

and

was

Miss

pity.

told

A

quit

at

of

sort

a

"Who

no

by

love

life.

stupidly

frizzled

Neither

!

much

so

talking

sagged

for,

squared by

raglan

stared

that

account

knows

saw

all my

nondescript

was

Binks

I

never

dowdy

a

been

had

fully

Bittner

still

were

mouth

Her

under

in

and

door

other.

spot

in

looking girl the

I

that

at

intensity

an

not

with

fact

In

in

love

seemed

enough, goodness

was

indignation

her

was

with

Bittner's

over

She

would

alone

case

one

incensed

Bittner

63

RAISE

Saturday.

hate

to

moment

still

was

performance

FIRST

MY

GET

I

to

get the job.

I

ain't

to

Chicago,

but

I

can

quick, don't

and

pomp

I'll start my

hair

read

low.

and

wear

peek-a-boos." Binks face

laughed;

Miss

cleared.

The

Krog's handsome, girl

was

ing frown-

clean, only very

I


GET

I

64

without

and

shabby

whispered I went

to

on

girl,Miss

new

taking

fairly ate

it.

the

Meeks

had

ever

sat

Miss

girl had

the

and

;

hurled

best the

even

at

nicknamed

once

guessed

Bittner

it

that

seems

girls.

said

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before in

their

girls.

Bittner

their desk

pestering think

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with

to

the

drawers. that

him

for

about.

of

of

seemed

give whole

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satirical

her

any

he

was

work

this

he

time

;

ing preen-

tucked

preferred

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and

"

they

had

how

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away

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and

happier

Meeks

seemed

called

her

remarks

impelled

that

always "

fellows

had

Krog

prejudices.

Bittner

peace.

mildly

;

I wondered

coming

Bittner

time

mirrors

were

raise

a

they

laughed

as

theory

much

too

contentedly,

more

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Binks

to

against hiring pretty

of

they

letters

remarked

Binks

got past Bittner's

ever

never

bits

tiny

held

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worked

to

they spent

her

Bones,"

in his

all

was

she

way

partners

Binks

right

was

two

over

her.

she

stenographer

"

good-naturedly together

desk,

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the

out

said

the

work;

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me,

Krog

was

Binks'

verbose

girl

near

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little later

a

most a

and

notes

wonderful.

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her

over

of

saw

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and

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notes

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in Miss

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RAISE

FIRST

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to to

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"

bring

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new

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that

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on

girl;


GET

I

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well

seemed

Binks

office went

week

and

religiouslyput my

Bible

must

start

of I

had

that

cooked then I

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and

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sticks

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parcel write

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the

The

name.

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me

conspiracy.

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and

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me

and

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came

closet.

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piece

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to

in

dollars

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cold

a

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raise,

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65

RAISE

FIRST

MY

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you

together, short

what

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chapters, do."

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tapping is to

fix

title page, he

went


66

GET

I

I

was

had

that

it

years.

I

was

by

the

time

typewriter

my

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"

to

me "

put

must

out

go

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back Mr.

! to

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that and

up,

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"

Bittner

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;

wishes

Binks, scratching hard. out

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pounding

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good

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in

book,

a

it up

work and

spot

the

crude,

having

Binks

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work

do

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was

over

street,

everywhere.

in

True, Bittner

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on

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bent

shape."

no

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Nonsense

waste

not

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book,"

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suddenly

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RAISE

interested, and

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down

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typewriter "

MY

resident

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midnight."

he

controlled dismissed

Binks

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was

my

Binks' afraid

unreasonable

the

of

;

to

money

till

had

parcel out

no

in

my

way

drawer

and

line:

your

city

"



"

GET

I

68

MY

still be

You'd

RAISE

FIRST

down

twenty-five dollars

at

sellin' hardware

Thurber's

at

it wasn't

if

per

for

me." "

!

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and

foamed

in his chair out

got about

as

right

ruled

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man's

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to

left time

your

worth.

all I'm

in for

entitled

be

not

spend

draw

and

ness this busi-

cheese

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finally

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work

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!

have

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men's

two

"

with

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to

the

as

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much

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forward

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!"

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cent

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the

betrayed

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keep who

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out

the

it, for

two

might Bittner's

the

beginning for

a

I

long

mechanical

really restful.

the

partners

book of

hear,

to

not

in this chronic

saw

get mixed

took

tiresomely was

is

say

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hot."

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throat

constantly

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employee

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man

coolly

drawled,

Bittner

say,"

up

home

of

end in

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with

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me;

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I borrowed

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night

typewriter


GET

I

from it

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office

was

and

;

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her

I

Peace

was

the

and "

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asked

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arms

dope

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by

day

the

work

more

the

about

me

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day

once

the

as

afterward was

had

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no

securely

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to

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throne. that

served

was

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constant

office

besides

feeling

satisfied; Binks

seemed

thing

extent

and him

assure

he

doing

was

noisy;

to

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"

feeling.

him

too

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legs

its brains.

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stubs

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good

a

tangled un-

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and

instinctive

an

Binks

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help.

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and a

had

following day

told

able

was

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had

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work,

to

game.

firm, Bittner

intensified

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much

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covered

used

checks, club

whether

that

name

backs

life; and

wonder

to

the

quaint his

of

began

engrossing

however

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program

notes.

transfers

street-car

even

of

postcards,

programs,

tickets.

the

"

who little I

by

bills, store

envelopes, laundry

margins,

little

and

69

writer

a

conglomeration

scraps

on

RAISE

roomers,

daytime,

Bittner's were

FIRST

MY

fresh

places.

every

avalanche I

wondered

of

unsettle

to

coming

me

and

a

going

of

the

Saturday

familiar

faces

appeared dis-

Monday

morning

there

was

girlsapplying where

our

for

the

vacant

girls went,

and


70

GET

I

why.

At

with

noon

street

the

company's business

fillingtheir

a

few

this

weeks

training

received

psychological

girl who

mark

water

both

herd.

my

first

day

and

night,

the

on

had

bettered

dollars

and

they

called "

'Fraid

still

luncheon,

at

and

gone,

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them, cats

who !"

was

they

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the

high-

I worked

when

that "

with say

not

hardly when

these

the

the

been

there

I found

stayed

and

to

was

I met

scorned

good

ever

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its

for

had

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had

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woe

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themselves.

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month,

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;

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any

snap

game

week;

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the

of

girl

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dollars

for

four

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and

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grind

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hard

end

began. who

get

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to

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over

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effect

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the

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valuable.

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early

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the

of

long

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to

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them

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to

on

girls from

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on

the down

caught

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inexperienced.

position

as

with

places

the

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up

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girls needing

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day found

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MY

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a


GET

I

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it

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cat."

offer

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wonder

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All

71

"

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to

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best

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"

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than

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I

72

fifty

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CHAPTER

BINKS'

AS

VI

ASSISTANT THE

IRAN lock, I

and

thrust

in

into

the

made

sack

of I

and

cleaning

day

landlady

had

the

had I

had

it

placed

them

her

caught

lodgers

learning

a

in

thing

I

of

two

I for

Chicago or

!

It

;

73

and

their

all

small

sack,

cent

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was

been

had

flash

the

and "

in

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them

for

me

the

some

ten

she

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time;

fortunately Un-

hadn't without

years

had

of

lady land-

door.

earned.

a

out

the

that

knew

near

what

cover

my

it.

a

had

snooping

knew

in

of

there.

suspicious

been

in

before.

night

she

kept

all

I

red

perched

damning

saw

I

the

divan,

out

lapsed col-

heap.

twenty-five

a

absent-mindedness

trunk

my

was

light, gazed suddenly

of

a

room.

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crumpled

a

the

into

to

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one

unanswerable,

of

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into

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on

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chair,

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steps,

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up

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to

me


74,

AS

BINES'

ASSISTANT there

warningly, threateningly, that she

thing

wouldn't "

that

and

furniture." her

and

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would

another

"

looked

the

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have

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and

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!

a

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have

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potatoes

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given

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my

hearth.

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of

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look

to

comfortable

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ter's quarwell-

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gift stairs

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to

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me

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had

man,

the

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night apostrophizing

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up

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place.

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me

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nobody,"

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month

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notice. sack

heard

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potatoes

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"

lady land-

Come

she

wildly to

my

in ! "



AS learns

subsist

to

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whatever

on

accustomed

cookery,

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in

epicure.

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rapidity that

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now

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to

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o'clock

secure

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himself

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cracker

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wrapped

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work

good

delivery.

if he

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next

was

manuscript

Binks'

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tasks, that the

my

from

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raise

Bittner's

held

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of

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and

hand,

food-taking;

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following morning

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of

or

page

Bittner's

book.

pages,

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GET

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work.

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77

machinery

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that

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IN

VIII

THE

THE

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CAUGHT

96 and

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CAUGHT

98

IN

THE

QUARREL

ful

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102

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IN

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out

without

cloak-room

glad

before my desk

overlooked could

laconically,with

went

entire

without

lying

Sunday;

business

I

when

even

hurried elevator

the

me.

the

door

my away

night,

knows

she of

actualities

once

I

saying good-night.

reached

things

in him.

confused

Strangely

I

going

my

well, but

said

confidence

me

gave

was

his

over

and

putting

Bittner

that

me

understand,

not

hours,

two-year-old."

a

direct

the

desk

my

began

about

back

threw

doing pretty

much

as

after

lessons

Binks

I

own.

She's

away.

red

as

wattles.

shoulder, slipping down over

turned

coolly.

'em,"

needs

She

in

sauntering

face

business

Gale

Miss

Giving

Binks'

and

up,

came

Binks'

;

turkey's

excited

an

Bittner

office

outer

looked

and

step

mine.

followed

eyes

as

soft

a

not

the

two

realized

I

home,

and

I

had

It

had

that

envelope.

pay

during it.

risk

miles

Binks' This

leaving

janitor

would

talk was

and

in

Saturday

it there

over

still be

in


IN

CAUGHT

104

the

hastily

I

building.

Street, caught the I

climbed

running

"

eight flights

and

was

the

the

grasped loud

banged

chair,

whitest,

"

"

world

the

too, "

You "

envelope, "

And

With

till

and

find

light

a

office door. locked.

the

door.

Was

I

the

step inside, a

ing mov-

Binks.

I

face

the

bolt, and looked

ever

first time

since

into

entering

frightened.

was

relief,

of

tone

a

darkness

Want

"

work

to

in

what time, over-

been knock

that's

all."

picked

nodding

it up

it to

long.

so

after

"

me.

over

you

fumbled would

It

work,"

your I left

left

;

in have

my

pay

here

it is."

his

pocket safe

been

Monday."

have

I

to

Of

in

shouldn't,"

a

I

answered,

laughing;

"I

eat." he

course,"

at

more

on

I

not

was

a

trembling fingers he

"But

"

have to

handed

and

"

was

door

back?

you

I had

I

our

office.

do?"

I

must

I said.

in

said

as

about

was

the

For

brings

to

door, slipped the

building

he

Oh,"

on

it

"

caught

me.

gloomy

the

way,

I heard

the

most

confronted the

deaf?

reached

He

the

long

footfall

a

cracks

knob;

and

inside

person

toilsome

long,

the

to

elevator

relieved, after

showing through I

the

"

Madison

to

returned

and

car

back

ran

the

the

of

gloom

QUARREL

THE

"

ease.

exclaimed, beginning Miss

By-the-way,

confidential

tone,

"

I

mean

to

Gale," he to

raise

seem

went

you


THE

BETWEEN

raise

next

week

don't

happen

makes

so

to

mention

that

late;

it

on

Of

relieved

heartedly,

when

whole

of

thing

mouth

with

"

!

the

to

two-

a

shut."

learn

to

flights

such

am

he

agreed

those

for

you,

I'll

"

stairs.

was

came

once

more

over

me

on

my

with

the

home

way

haunting

a

sense

wrong. "

a

I

I

my

me

I've

dark."

awfully

are

But

few

a

light-

money.

if

earth

on

back

"

my

keep

to

following

down

run

and

nerves

laughed

business,

is

thing

finest

stairs

in

that

and

enthusiastically, just

ing work-

me

Bittner's

get

"

The

"

to

thing

one

year-old

well,

"

found

you

I

won't,"

I

course

learned

gets

and

;

worse."

matters

"

105

substantially

you

"

here

PARTNERS

Sometimes

choice

the

in

between

Binks

business,"

evils, and

two

had

"

said,

you've

got

to

it's take

least."

the

Was went

sleep

to

;

least

late

I

same

time.

was

in

that what

wondering

when

this

in

the

office

I

case

tell

to

night,

still

should

do

with

both

trying next

of

I

Bittner?

them

to

cide de-

Monday at

the


IX

CHAPTER

following

Monday

THE working

after

agitated,

more

the

down

and

in

fluttering the the

worked

The

new

and

we

with

Meeks

Miss

loved

had

I

did.

and

easy

work

up

Krog

didn't

he

but

rupt inter-

Miss

ask

and

went

would

He

repeatedly,

with

the

of

round

jobs,

stop

and

took

and

raise

"

understanding

in

mind.

the

office

with

But

had

I "

I

atmosphere; 106

and

might

ought

to

An

something

I

really

promised

been

wasn't.

forms

the

accuracy

an

soul.

my

that

whatever

Binks' my

I

thized sympa-

dictating,

at

dictation

as

is,

that

delighted

that

and

"

rapid

very

right

went

condoned,

ardor

my

work,

weddings,

postponements,

unfailing become

correspondence.

the

engagements,

congratulated,

dispatch

a

substantial Mr.

their

was

game-bird

wounded

struggle.

assiduously

merry

births, on,

in

He

ever.

a

he

office,

desk.

my I

like

last

questions

same

at

the

girls

than

busy

aisle

the

at

Binks

of

discovery

my

hours

more

TRICK

ODD

THE

TAKES

BITTNER

a

in

mean

have unrest

been

vaded per-

portentous



BITTNER

108

when

ing marriage, she

so

knew

her

know

any

business, but

of

its

I

ness

that

about

it,

true.

I

that

which

followed "

Workin'

"

It's the

with "

a

smile

office

slow,

sure

We

are

looking His eyes

at

of

answered

all

trying

narrowed close

the

office, yelling

;

a

Binks

very

I

all

knew

this

wasn't

understanding

to

He

my

desk.

lazily.

retorted, again smiling

understanding. as

hard

as

you

banteringly. to

deceive

instantly

was

was

how Some-

you,"

I

said,

straight.

very

into

light-hearted-

understand.

not

all work

you

back

came

yet

over

I

He

sorry.

of

asked

habit," sense

mood

gay

he

he

him

did

came

"

think

pretend to," "

and

hard?

don't

I

certainly

gay

humor.

was

sense

my

up

Bittner

almost

feeling that

a

carded dis-

given

when

his

to

to

use

was

eyes

inside, and

explain

I

the

me

the

on

can't

had

his

immediately

gave

was

I

good

response

and

smile

turn

talk

didn't

no

in

expression

an

office, then In

smiled,

Each

gossipy

a

be

would

easy-going

the

mine.

met

;

certainly

all; she

heralded, and

as

and

about

She

was

it

her.

having

bland

looked

that

in, wearing

sauntered

and

with

fast

hope

in

"

workin'

quit

Meeks.

else's; and

one

as

all

Miss

dingy

at

gossip

to

try

"

would

impossible.

was

looked

I

she

TRICK

ODD

THE

TAKES

an

checked

his

and

He

quick sharp question. was

order

the

at at

other

William.

end

of

This


TAKES

BITTNER

was

chance

my

Binks

made

"

quite

in

I

hope

in

reassured find

a

stick

that.

Binks, to

went

When

me

he left the

Soon

beside

himself

fly and

splutter

back

filing system, running furiously.

he

noon

back

lunch, and their

At

before

again

sandwiches

and

settled

down

at

letters

that

had

his desk

and

in

come

the

the

cut

piles of

neat

backs

for

a

girls' shoulders.

pile of

hot

and Bittner

letters

and

when

quick

a

finished he

more

work

the

on

ing open-

orders, not

money

I noticed

answer

dictate

absence,

work

at

he

stack

and

again

use,

looking

Once

the

over

brought

that

he

tating, dic-

me

looked

feverish. returned

afternoon Girls

to

Once to

future

aisles,

to

off for

his

during

tinued con-

changing

girlshad

went

and

habit.

envelopes carefully

giving orders, the

the

his

the

desk

doughnuts.

them, recording checks

forgetting to

and

up

with

tasks,

down

his

back was

them,

to

was

came

and

giving orders, countermanding

somehow

aisle,evidently

many

up

sible pos-

it."

that

office,as

with

interested

with

he

to

said

only

was

the

for

loyalty

I

way

down

on

the

of

it becomes

on

go

whittle,

to

of

I

:

enigmatic

an

and

me

"

tone

109

least

tongue.

my

will let

the

sense

a

Bittner.

Mr.

you

smiled

He

hold

TRICK

choose

perhaps

me

book,

ODD

I

matter-of-fact

a

in your

only

should

;

Something"

evils?

to

THE

thrust

wore

on

sheets

the of

luncheon.

after

soon

tension

paper

into

became their

As

the

higher. machines


BITTNER

110

and

them

pulled

reached the

TAKES

Krog

and

like

down

the

and

pencil

like

page

of

in

I dictated

wholly disorganized ;

at

furious

a

moved

alone

All

calm.

was

window,

going

was

rain.

to

William looked

at

their

Binks the

the

window

and

it

places

opening

I

room,

kick

the

him.

Then

he

ruler

had

he

picked

bits of wood

passed

shut

that

the

instant's

feet

with

lift

his

looked

off the

a

like

Binks

were

big desk,

the

Bittner

take

his knife

from

began

bright points

into

ating oper-

position

at

William

green

the

old

Binks

face; toward

and

I

saw

doors

together.

spring

Binks

steel in

swiftly

folding them

drew

saw

of

the

morning, letting the

the

I

face

gouge

basket.

alcove, and

turn

to

that

the

to

basket

waste

interval

and

neighboring

a

of

I

from

startled, wild

head

knew.

returned

desk, grasped

my

be

could

eyes

up

into

fall

he

it

my

As

saw

believed

and

sides

opposite

mail.

out

lights when

by

saw

pocket and, turning sideways

before

In

on

glancing he

the

on

Bittner

four.

was

sat

subconsciousness

turned

great clock

his

still my

just

that

clock

the

over

he

how

I wondered

had

out

that

remarked

he

insensible, and

so

pace,

afternoon

smiling, musing, whittling. Once, the

now

lightning.

Bittner

of

arms

cyclone,

a

stenographer

my

pale ;

little assistant's

her

windmill

a

before

silent, and

tense, ;

TRICK

ODD

rapidity never

a

was

bristled

bookkeeper

flew up

with

out

Miss

;

THE

to

his

Bittner eyes

that

firelight.His


TAKES

BITTNER knife

at

was

the

the

drawn

funny

from

page

to

Miss

in

the

"

went

was

Sharp.

Meeks,

windmill."

caught

As

door

of

three

looking professional awful

In

stopped, of

ears

doors

calm

not

strained

was

and

happening. excited

now

No

and

impression

an

For

hour

an

those

ominous

apart.

The

leaving by "

windmill

at

a

of

"

awful

three

that

doors

I

sleek-

"

bowed and

expressionless, was

a

;

and

voices, ate. deliber-

they

;

was

gave

doom.

they softly hat

in

hand,

Miss her

purple,

first

to

were

the

Sharp

sat

hands. his

slid

and

Meeks

gone.

the

green

dictated, facing

Miss

on

pair

every

heard

I

then

men,

machine

drawn

cold

door.

already face

the

something

time

to

strange

white, his lips drawn and

those

finality,of

outside

had

table, her

Not

typed, wrote,

green

the

faces

heard, only voices

we

for

them

heard, but

knew

were

men

for

upon

on.

protesting, now

words

then

strange

was

time

From

the

came

closed

toward

one

every

joined

spoke

men.

whisper

a

she

closed

and

cage

Krog,

all worked

we

a

the

drew

summons

Miss

near

in

then

order,

an

manner

the

glimpse

a

William

pale,

for

then

place

lay handy.

bookkeeper's

like

dropped

himself

that

rap.

Deadly In

his

lost

paper

111

ruler

up

once

a

the

to

office.

Miss

at

apart, received

doors

them, and

took

old

an

there

Presently green

and

the

and

William

doors

TRICK

ODD

in his hand

rest

basket.

into

THE

eyes move.

Binks, strained He


paused

without

all

though her

in her

still,

Still

Bittner

her

to

after

and

face

another,

his

his

out

!

"

that Binks'

been "

the

at

"Mr.

never

removed

William

clean

There

remarked,

Then

and

over

one

and

sat

of

ends the

hook, threw

turned,

cuffs,

up,

in

down

desk. he

called side

sharply of

side?"

allowed ain't

got

off

Bittner

his

last

and

wraps

sat

hands.

drawers

odds her

she

but

flaunted

desk

some

pulled

Binks.

coat,

place "

out

at

as

returned

clasped

eyes,

her

open

belongings,

her

of

Krog,

;

Sharp

wet

took

followed

off

and

jerked

cage,

personal

Miss

stood,

daze,

a

room

on

and

Bittner

from

fixed

eyes

and,

coat

Miss

operating

waited. of

red

very

the

and

office.

awakened

once

desk

very

"

at

turned

hat

waiting.

silent,

patient,

then

his

the

TRICK

ODD

desk, up

left

word

a

calm,

to

took

staggering,

almost

his

by

moment

a

THE

TAKES

BITTNER

112

to

any

began

the

to

asked; Binks'

Mr.

Binks

pare

office

boy,

desk."

William touch

the

to

any

his

more," nails.

he

had

papers.

Bittner


CHAPTER

HAS

BITTNER

MR.

ITfully was

Bittner

had

time

before

my

Miss

this

In

damning

his

partner

the

business. and

of

all

and

papers,

of

two,

with

that

of

Miss

lists

of

names,

gray woman, scrub-

as

apartment. and

suspicions,

him

oust

to

Miss

Meeks, form

between

Hill's

from

ance assist-

copies

made

letters, and

forth.

so

The rent

plan

seemed

another

employees

to

be

to

office, fit it up, as

possible,dismiss

place Bittner,

who

knew

duplicate everything, off

carry

the

little of 113

J"

the

conspiracy

bookkeeper

ant assist-

"

was

his a

had

private

windmill

still another,

verified

some

and

several

another ;

Binks

of

scene,

"

sary neces-

developed

It

employ

were

not

was

cleaning Binks'

of

These

later

;

evidence the

the

little

Meeks

Bittner

way

secured

his

the

got the job

this

but

on

bookkeeper

stenographer,

outlines

these

suspicious

into was

IDEA

enough.

arrival

One

the

to

;

become

worked

detectives.

me

understood

that

GREAT

before

filled in for

gradually

A

months

many

had

I

"

X

as

others, and the

many

thus

running

of


BITTNER

MR.

114

office,in

the

sell

to

than his

for

him

offered

GREAT

A

He

the

leaving

out,

he

whatever

accept

stock.

IDEA

where

powerless position

a

better

nothing

do

HAS

price

in

business

was

forced

be

to

was

could

Binks'

hands. Bittner

silentlywatched

had

game,

employed

Binks

set

for

counsel, and final

his

of

the

and

the

the

lawyers, detectives, testimony,

The

charge him

or

plan

but

the

sign

to

his

own

It

"

had

that

the

bookkeeper

forcibly thrust

they

had

been

working that

behavior when correct

he

her

made in

in

really lost

a

is "

the

thinking his

with

book that

temper;

"

on

"

her

head.

he

had

not

had

he

had

his

as

plement, im-

Bittner's climax

I had

to

do,

to

its

for

had

Hill

for

reached

had

;

them, and

Miss

at

he

The

much

accounted which

less

man

bidding too

the

see

a

Binks

was

it first.

Binks.

confidante.

which

her,

had

over

It

and

than

windmill

cahoots

toward threw

"

the

back

Bittner's

at

come

offered.

warned

have

thoughtful

more

windmill

had

should

that

think

to

business

played

look

sprung

alternative

no

the

price

partner

interesting to

and

insisted

his

but

and

time

had

made

accept the

and

things

busy

had

evidence.

and

without

him with

doors,

green

conspiracy;

that

papers

game, was

little

of

one

defense, Binks

a

Bittner,

to

was

wholly unexpectedly,

on

"

bookkeeper

that

day

very

imprisoned

had

move

back

the

on

the

of

move

every

a

been

moment

get rid

of



116

of

tations

correspondence

in

Break

"

How

"

With

I

the

old

girl

writes

the

installed

like

that

doubtful

By

four

though

on

the

though have

and knife

in

he

a

crouching and

the and

correspondence

had

for

the

pher, stenogra-

that

running

was

settled

into

had

there

been

as

ing, work-

was

there, and

born

been

her

cage

would

you an

tion erup-

past twenty-four hours.

Bittner

his

club, and

off down

began

ters let-

read

always

I

Everybody

to

his

from

usual,

as

looked

quizzicalway,

took

for

began dictating the

rails.

sauntering in,

smiling Then

the

rang

everything

guessed

within came

had

I

that

time.

bookkeeper she

intend super-

organized.

sending

her

greased

could

I

felt

back

before

them

had

I

first.

out

o'clock

new

that

o'clock

and

up

saving

Find one

and

that

one

well

go

points

ways al-

you

name.

my

noon

so

At

looked

thus

never

me

was

should

and

letters

as

near

stenographer

new

my

as

signin'; pick

girls by

two

department

my

I asked.

man."

work.

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CHAPTER

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232

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270

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