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A Letter to the First Dogs about Training Gear
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PG’s canine representative Gizmo has penned a letter (this page) to the White House dogs about training gear. Rescue dogs Champ and Major have been seen sporting choke chains and Gizmo wanted to help out his fellow canines with some friendly advice on collars, harnesses – and fashion. PPG also teamed up with Victoria Stilwell Positively to offer some training support to help Champ and Major adapt to their new home (opposite page).
Hey Major and Champ! I wanted to drop you a quick note and congratulate you both on your new “digs!” It’s great watching fel low canines once again enjoying the lush green lawns of the peoples’ house. Your hoomans do a great job of caring for you and it’s obvious you are important members of the family. However, I did notice that you are sporting some kinda “old fashioned” collars. Those collars are sooooo “last decade,” if you know what I mean. These days, collars are pretty much only for accessorizing and hanging your bling from. Nothing else. Not for leashes and not for teth ers. Let me tell you why…
The Administration of Science Being the “Administration of Science,” I’m sure you know about the po tential risks you may be taking wearing these types of collars (and by these types of collars I mean choke, prong or shock). Doggie neck col lars, especially those designed to choke and prong, can cause soft tissue damage, gland problems, eye problems, strangulation, tracheal/ esophageal damage and/or neurological problems. And don’t get me started on the training fallout (that’s when us dogs start acting out be cause of the side effects of wearing a choke collar). Take it from me, I used to be a servant to fashion until I got a better grip on the whole sci ence thing. Even my hooman has given up high heels – sacrificing fash ion for better foot health.
Old Fashioned Methods and Equipment Choke chains and prong collars are designed to ad minister pain. Ouch! There are some scientific words to explain how they work but I can’t remember how to spell them (and I’ve lost my dogtionary oops!). Anyway, when I was first rescued by my “forever home,” my wonderful family was new to dog training and had me wearing a choke collar. They
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tried to train me using “oldfash ioned” methods and although I tried to explain to them that the col lar hurt, they just pulled on it all the more. In spite of their best inten tions, sometimes hoomans just don’t get it. I would bark all the scientific explana tions (with cita tions and references; I think © 2 Hounds Design I even mentioned Dr. Fauci – I’d seen him on TV and he seemed nice) like how the collar cut off my airway, squeezed my throat, caused me pain, and made my eyes bulge, but my family just didn’t seem to understand. So of course, I tried the old tourist trick of repeating my explanation a little bit louder. For some rea son though, they would just take me outside when I did that. They still didn’t seem to get that the collar was hurting me, so I started blaming the pain on whomever or whatever was near me at the time. I learned that they call this “fallout” or side effect.
What a Difference Science Makes! Eventually the choking and pain started to make me scared whenever someone approached me. Sometimes I would even get a bit angry be cause all I wanted was for them to stay away so I wouldn’t get hurt again by the collar. Yet I knew this was just the opposite of what my family wanted for me. They only ever wanted the best for me. My hoomans are awesome! So luckily they did a bit of research and learned about sci ence based, painfree, hoomane pet care equipment and training ap proaches from the Pet Professional Guild (I set their bowser browser home page to PetProfessionalGuild.com so they couldn’t miss it). Wow, what a difference a little science makes! My smart hoomans learned all about the many benefits of using a harness instead of a collar.
Dog Fashion Meets Hooman Function
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BARKS from the Guild/May 2021
It turned out to be kind of like where dog fashion meets hooman func tion. I got to go on a fun outing to the pet store with my folks and choose a few harnesses. A color and style for every occasion! My fa vorite is my “Aloha” harness I wear to our local “yappy hour” (social dis tancing strictly observed, naturally – inappropriate sniffing is
