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The countdown to Christmas has started and hopefully the city’s retailers will have a successful shopping season. Buying online is convenient and easy, but we neglect our local shops at our peril.

Brighton benefits from its quirky, individual shops, which are a breath of fresh air in contrast to the identikit high streets found in most towns and cities. We have to do all we can to support them.

Christmas is a time of magic and miracles, but none so unbelieveable as the offer of free parking on one Saturday and three Sundays. Have the councillors had a life-changing spiritual experience with the three ghosts of Christmas?

Sadly, the merriment wasn’t universally shared. Apparently the response of the Green council leader, Jason Kitcat, was to call the decision, “a public shame and a waste of taxpayers’ money.” And “Bah! Humbug!” to you as well, sir.

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The Queen of Brighton

Our exclusive fashion shoot features The Queen of Brighton

vintage style with a few warm Christmassy colours thrown in. As always, we support

Zoe Lyons plans a Champions League victory for the Albion and a pyjama party at the Pavilion

C

ue the trumpets, gather my purple robes and sling the crown this way.

independent business kingdom. I intend to

Rejoice, rejoice, rejoice for I am

remove the city from the the current national

Queen of Brighton for the day. Now my loyal

As you are probably aware, I am right cultured

Brighton and Hove is to become an

me! I want to actively encourage people to

system of business rates. I will set up a new

and obedient subjects I want you to rest

system that will be fairer on small,independent

assured that I intend to take my royal duties

businesses and shops to give them a help

very seriously. I will in no way abuse the office

starting up. I will make sure that Brighton and

bestowed upon me. Having said that, one must

Hove remains a place of original, independent

be allowed a few luxuries when keeping the

outlets that encourages visiting trade. We will

throne warm, so from this moment on my

all reap the financial benefits and I get to have

grapes are to be peeled and potentially shoe

a much bigger crown.

my regal tootsies stay toasty and dry. Other

It has come to my attention that congestion is an ongoing royal pain in the derrière. With

some kind of untouchable earthbound deity

revolutionary business plans will no doubt bring. I intend to also overhaul the traffic

might say.

system; firstly, residence will be discouraged from using cars in the city. Instead each of my

The sole purpose of my reign is to try and

subjects will have free access to bikes that

improve the lives of the citizens within the

will be conveniently stationed around the city

Kingdom of Brighton and Hove. I hereby set

similar to the scheme set up by little Prince

out some rulings that I hope will benefit us all.

Boris of Londonshire. My bikes, however, will be the tricycle variety for extra stability

of years. I also have my eye on Torres and

city is full of enthusiastic runners of which I

Ibrahimovic.

am one. Treadmills are to be set up on the

All work and no play makes this particular

ten minutes of their run to running on said

Queen a very dull girl. I like to put down the

treadmills which will generate energy that will

sceptre, kick off the royal slippers and throw

help heat the homes of the old. In return the

cultural event going on in the city. There are

some shapes on the dance floor as much as

older folks must teach the younger ones how

multiple benefits to this idea but mostly I hope

the next monarch. I plan on hosting an annual

to darn socks and sew on buttons to help us

that people will come away from a cultural

mega pyjama party mash up at the Pavilion. To

become a much less wasteful society.

experience that they might not have otherwise

show my people that I am a queen who moves

Sporting achievement has a wonderfully

and will come with shopping baskets and hi no matter what age, will receive free bus travel throughout the Kingdom. Both of these schemes will be funded by a ambitious park and ride initiative where it is intended that East Croydon will be used as a giant car park.

beach front and every runner is to donate

to each of my subjects two Culture Vulture Vouchers a year. These can be redeemed at any

seen feeling, entertained, inspired and included.

visibility flags attached. In addition, all residence,

of the more youthful to help their elders. This

go out and enjoy the arts that are on their tight trips to the theatre are not a priority

the increase in shoppers to the area that my

with a penchant for pointy, jewel encrusted hats but rather as “one of you lot” as a commoner

Real Madrid about Gareth Bale in a couple

pension. Therefore I want to harness the power

doorstep. I realise that when money is a bit for most households. I will therefore issue

dampening puddles covered by a cloak so that than that I wish you to look upon me not as

is properly policed I could be having talks with

This city is well known for embracing the more quirky side of life. So, in keeping with this,

sending me to the gallows I will of course

other ideas that I am currently considering for

pick up the bar bill. Entertainment plans for

my loyal subjects include a skateboard park

the party include adult only bouncy castles,

for dogs, free unicycle lessons for all and new

I want the Albion to have the best possible

miniature jousting using Shetland ponies and

affordable homes built for first time buyers in

chance of success so that they can one day be

firing effigies of Nigel Farage out of a cannon.

the style of our famous beach huts.

My Royal residence happens to be in Hove

Long live this Queen.... Hip Hip Hurrah.... Now

funding for world class players by imposing

where there is, shall we say, a slightly older

someone fetch me a grape.

on the spot fines on those who drop or leave

population. I am very aware of how difficult

rubbish on the beach. I believe that if this idea

it can be for some to heat their homes on a

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Hearsey), hair and make-up.

in the premiership and also win the European championship for my people. I will acquire

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sourced clothes, photography (Olly

with the times I will also allow the wearing of onsies. As a thank you to my people for not

positive effect on any Kingdom. It’s boosts morale, it instils a sense of pride and belonging.

our city’s creative industries with locally

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At a Glance Fashion 8

Shopper’s Paradise -

Health / Beauty 24

Forest Row 66

Fitness 30

What’s On 71

of Brighton for December. Her plans

A Sussex Wedding 34

Art 74

include a Champions League victory

Stephen Grant 39

James Corden 78

for the Albion (no expense spared)

Zoe Lyons 41

Film 80

and a pyjama party at the Pavilion.

Peter James 42

Mike Holland 81

Food/Drink 44

Travel 82

Olly Smith 48

Education 84

86 Arise for Queen Zoe Our columnist, writer and

comedienne, Zoe Lyons, is our Queen

Being a benevolent ruler, she is even allowing onesies.

One of the highest profile campaigners for free parking to help rejuvenate high streets is Mary Portas, and we have our own ‘Portas Pilot’ in the London Road area of the city. We met with the co-ordinator, Joe Nichols, to find out what is being done to boost the area which has suffered for so long. The interview is in the Business section (on the flip-side of the magazine). We wish Joe every success in the venture.

Which brings us on to our new venture - a business magazine which is lively, informative and with a strong campaigning voice. We launch Absolute Business in January. Please contact me if you would like to find out more.

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Fashion Fix

Get fashion savvy with Absolute’s new monthly style file with Kate Morton.

There’s no better time than Christmas to get glammed up, but you don’t always have to reach for that little black dress. This season has seen a host of new delights from metallic dresses in cool silvers and molten golds, to the ‘new’ skirt, a longer mid-calf flared number; perfect to punk up with biker boots.

Alongside our ever faithful black, fashion has moved into a new colour realm, with navy at the top of our list, followed closely by burgundy and candy cane pink.

NICE TO MID YOU It’s the skirt of the season and while a few years back, this length would have been too prim and proper, it’s now in fashion. The shops are brimming with different styles from pleated to sequinned but you can’t go wrong with black in my eyes, and I am a particular fan of this structured a-line midi. Wear with a simple top to accentuate your waist and you have your Christmas Day outfit sorted. Black Midi Skirt, River Island, 0844 576 6444

OH BOY The clever creators of Brighton’s eclectic shoe boutique, Irregular Choice, have just launched their first men’s collection. The colourful collection from owner and designer Dan Sullivan, will see a range of fabrics and textures from animal print sneakers to polka dots on boots and brogues in gold and silver. www.irregularchoice.com

ROCK STAR A girl never needs an excuse to wear a bit of bling but sometimes budgets can play havoc with our spending, however these jewel spike studs tick all the boxes for me. They sparkle, the amber and crystal detail gives them a touch of art deco charm and the silver spike brings them on trend for the party season. Wear them with leather for daytime chic or accessorise with your disco dress. Jewel Spike Studs, Accessorize, 0844 811 0068

ANIMAL MAGIC Leopard print has become our seasonal friend. Never wear this trend from head to toe, but mix and match to your heart’s content and you won’t get bored.

Introduce a splash of print into your look such as this clutch in sky blue and wear day or night for a bold yet timeless look. Leopard Print Clutch, Accessorize, 0844 811 0068

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At the beginning of the winter, pink coats were a good idea. Now they seem to be everywhere. For my pink fix, I love this metallic-front tee from Jaeger. The ontrend boxy silhouette can be worn with skinny jeans or a pencil skirt. www.jaeger.co.uk

SILVER LININGS Space age-inspired skirts and iridescent fabrics were a big trend this summer and they’ve cleverly worked their way into winter with high-shine, sequins and foil frocks.

The Collection by Kate Bosworth for Topshop saw metallic foil tees and skirts, but if you weren’t quick enough to grab one then I’ve found this skirt from River Island – stay stylish with a minimal counterpart. Metallic Foil Skirt, River Island, 0844 576 6444

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We’ve got Christmas all wrapped up Renowned Brighton jewellery store Jeremy Hoye has earned a reputation for striking designs created on the premises.

Working in gold, silver and platinum, each treasured collection varies in both style and price to satisfy the extremes of taste and budget.

The established brand will surpass expectations this Christmas with 12 days of exciting promotions on their signature pieces.

From December 13th a surprise gift will be unveiled each day via Facebook and through the Ship Street store window.

We’ve handpicked our most loved pieces from the range in anticipation of the event.

Feathers freshwater pearl necklace £145

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The Proclaimers sang about doing it. Christina Chatfield is doing it.

Through National Smile Month 2014, Christina will be walking ‘500 miles for 500 smiles’ from Scotland to Brighton and in doing so raise awareness of mouth cancer.

The campaign launches at Emporium Theatre in Brighton on Tuesday 12 November, and will mark the start of a remarkable journey for owner of Dental Health Spa Brighton and Dental Hygienist of the Year Christina.

The walk will begin in Kirriemuir, Scotland, where Christina’s career began, and conclude at her current practice in Brighton, passing through 32 destinations. The money raised will go towards Mouth Cancer Action Month.

Christina said: “I feel very passionately about improving oral health and widening the access of care for everyone. It’s a subject close to my heart and I’d like to get as many people as

possible involved. You have the chance to join me and help to make a difference.

“Even if it is through a small donation or supporting your local community, I hope walking 500 miles will prompt people into thinking about how a healthy mouth can make all the difference.”

One of Christina’s patients, Welsh actor Steve Spiers, is lending his support to the campaign.

Steve said: “I’m backing this campaign as I was genuinely staggered to hear that more people die of mouth cancer than cervical and testicular cancer together. This sort of ignorance has to be addressed. We can’t rely upon ‘word of mouth’, so let’s get the word of the mouth out there! Awareness of the fact may encourage someone to regularly visit their dentist and may indeed mean that lives can be saved.”

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Health

Prolapse and Incontinence, do you know the facts?

What is prolapse?

What are the causes of prolapse?

that increases the pressure on the pelvic floor

Prolapse is the bulging of one or more of the

The main cause of prolapse is the mechanism

such as a chronic cough or constipation or

of childbirth. This insult on the pelvic floor has

professions or activities that involve heavy

the potential of damaging and tearing the fascia

lifting. Rarely, prolapse can be caused without

and ligaments that holds the pelvic organs in

vaginal childbirth. Women with inherited

place. Through these torn or damaged fascia

connective tissue disorders (genetic conditions

in isolation or in any combination.

the bladder or rectum may bulge into the

such as Marfans) can also suffer from the

vagina causing prolapse. The damage to the

condition.

What are my chances of developing prolapse

ligaments holding the uterus can cause the

pelvic organs into the vagina which can be the bladder (anterior prolapse or cystocoele), the rectum (posterior prolapse or rectocoele) or the uterus with the cervix. These may happen

or incontinence?

Unfortunately, most studies show that 1 in 2 women who give birth vaginally will develop pelvic organ prolapse in their lifetime, with the range of incidences varying between 40-70%.

The incidence of urinary incontinence in the lifetime of a woman is quoted at 1 in 3.

uterus and cervix to drop down to varying degrees inside the vagina. Being in labour for a considerable time or being in advanced labour without giving birth vaginally may in some cases contribute to prolapse. The problem gets worse with age and beyond menopause.

Other contributory factors to prolapse include obesity (BMI more than 30) and any condition

What are the symptoms of prolapse?

The thing to note is that prolapse may not cause any symptoms whatsoever and in this group of women no intervention is needed.

However, prolapse can cause a variety of symptoms either in isolation or in combination.

The symptoms include a feeling of a lump or bulge in the vagina, dragging sensation, discomfort or lack of sensation in the vagina

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during sexual intercourse, urinary problems

the womb to a ligament without the need to

such as feeling of incomplete emptying of

remove the womb). Unfortunately, the chance

bladder or a slow stream or incontinence,

of the cystocoele coming back after surgery

bowel symptoms such as incomplete emptying

is up to 30%. It seems that the recurrence of

or needing to push the back wall of the vagina

the prolapse after hysterectomy for prolapse

with a finger to empty the bowels.

is significantly higher than after sacrospinous fixation. In case of recurrence of cystocoele in

How can I prevent prolapse?

In the vast majority of women prolapse is an unpredictable sequel of childbirth. Currently, there is no way of predicting whose pelvic floor will be damaged significantly to cause prolapse.

However, pelvic floor exercises as well as a healthy weight and lifestyle may mitigate the

women needing further surgery there is good evidence to have mesh put in as the recurrence after mesh seems to be about 4% with the mesh erosion rate of about the same 4%.

What are the main types of urinary incontinence?

There are 2 main types of incontinence

What treatments are available for prolapse?

incontinence and urge incontinence. Stress

therefore no treatment is necessary.

In symptomatic prolapse the options range from conservative approach with pelvic floor exercises or using a pessary (ring or shelf), which supports the vaginal walls or the uterus, to surgical approach. Surgery for prolapse depends on which organ is involved.

A bladder prolapse (cystocoele) is treated by anterior repair, a prolapse of the rectum (rectocoele) is treated by posterior repair, whereas a prolapse of the womb is treated by either a vaginal hysterectomy (removal of womb) or by sacrospinous hysteropexy (fixing

available?

The first line treatment for stress incontinence is supervised pelvic floor exercises for a period of 3 to 6 months. If unsuccessful in improving the symptoms significantly, women should proceed to a specialized investigation called urodynamics to establish

symptoms of prolapse.

Prolapse may not cause any symptoms and

What are the treatment options

which affect women. These are stress incontinence is the leakage of small amounts of urine in conditions that increase pressure on the abdomen or pelvic floor such as coughing, sneezing, laughing, running etc. Urge incontinence is the leakage of urine caused by sudden contraction of the bladder due to no obvious reason. The 2 types may co-exist causing mixed incontinence symptoms.

Other forms of incontinence include true incontinence (due to fistula) or overflow incontinence (spinal injury or neurogenic bladder where the nerve supply to the bladder is compromised).

the diagnosis. If stress incontinence is proven on urodynamics and the other parameters of the test are normal then a mid-urethral tape surgery can be performed which has a cure rate of 95%.

Overactive bladder, on the other hand, which causes urgency symptoms, can be more difficult to treat. The first line is to eliminate substances that irritate the bladder such as tea, coffee, fizzy drinks, sparkling water, wine etc. and substitute it with herbal teas, still/ tap water. Then women may benefit from bladder retraining under the supervision of the physiotherapists trained in women’s health. Thereafter, treatment with medicines is started which can take up to 4 weeks to take effect. If first line medical treatment fails then a different group of drug can be tried before more complex treatments.

Mr Aniruddha Gayen BSc (Hons), BSCCP certification, Urodynamics Special Skills module, MRCOG, MBBS For more information or to make an appointment, contact 01273 987517 or visit www.nuffieldhealth.com/ Find us on Facebook - Nuffield Health Brighton Hospital - and like our page.

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Fitness

6 of the Best Christmas-Combo Exercises for Festive Fitness Words: Adam Lewis

This month I promised my clients that I wouldn’t ruin Christmas by writing how easy it is to put on weight because a mince pie has 250kcals, or describe how to save 500kcals from your Christmas dinner. Instead, I thought I’d give you an early present and show you some of my favourite combination exercises for getting in shape fast. Each combo is in fact two great moves put together, helping you tone twice the number of muscle groups in the same space of time so that you burn extra calories. I think I’ll call them my ‘Chrimbo-Combo’ exercises! Following this workout means you don’t have to miss out.

You can turn up to the office party looking fab and even enjoy a second helping of Christmas

These moves can be performed at home with

Disclaimer: Before starting this or any other

minimal equipment, or added to your usual gym

exercise programme, you should check with

workout. I’ve suggested the number of reps I

your doctor if you have any health problems,

think you should perform depending on if you

are taking medication, are recovering from an

are a beginner, intermediate or more advanced,

injury or illness or if you haven’t taken exercise

but be sensible and don’t sacrifice form just to

for over a year. Although these are common

reach a certain number. Less fit people may

exercises, injury can occur if performed

want to try performing all these exercises once

incorrectly. If you’d like me to show you how to

or twice through. Fitter individuals may try to

perform this workout properly, please feel free

complete the circuit three or four times. Since

to get in touch.

this is a full body workout don’t do it everyday, three to four times a week would be okay, and

Brief Bio: Adam Lewis holds a degree in

consider alternating days with some cardio

Sport & Exercise Science, a Masters degree in

workouts, such as running, cycling, an aerobics

Human Nutrition (with Sports), is a Strength

class or a few lengths in the pool.

& Conditioning Specialist and has been a certified personal trainer for over 10 years.

pudding without the guilt. Aren’t I kind!

Visit my website (www.sportfitco.com) and you can

Adam provides a mobile fitness service around

watch how to perform all these exercises!

Brighton and Sussex.

Exercise

Christmas Combo Exercises:

1. Combine Squats with Lateral Raises

Beginner 10

Intermediate 15

Advanced 20

2. Combine Lunges with Shoulder Press

6 per leg

8 per leg

10 per leg

3. RDLs with Upright Rows

6

8

10

4. Combine Burpees with Press Ups

10

15

20

5. Combine Deadlifts with Bent Over Rows

8

12

15

3 per arm

4 per arm

5 per arm

6. Combine Plank Press Up with One-Arm Rows

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wedding gown and Cathedral length lace veil

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style wedding with a vintage feel. Elegant and

(I felt like royalty).

romantic and a total surprise. He

not too contrived with everything matching

Our wedding car was stunning and being a

was living there at the time and had every little

perfectly. Relaxed and as we are both of Irish

brave bride we drove from Hove to Edburton

detail planned. I’ll never forget the sign next

decent a celebration that allowed us to kick

along the A23. Needless to say my hair was

to our beach Cabana that read, ‘By the sea I

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After driving all over Kent and Sussex we

We wanted to break the ice for our 80 sit

Following that we decided to plan our wedding

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down guests, so we hired a cute vintage band

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The ceremony was our most important

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relax.

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Hove was our first options as we are both

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In the evening we hired a local band called

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Columnists

A wake for the awake

Stephen Grant B

e honest. What’s the nicest thing you experience, without fail, every day? As questions go, this should be a toughie.You might get a cute smile from the pretty girl at the office, but that’s not every day. The smell of fresh coffee?

Evidence of your caffeine dependency. A cuddle from your other half? They might not have showered.

some point this decade, we are going to make sweet, sweet, nap.

well get the phone number for Childline tattooed onto his forehead.

I didn’t realise how much I loved sleep.

But in the last 20 days, I’ve only slept for more than 4 hours in one go, once. And when I did, in my dream, I actually went to sleep. My life would be the worst script for Inception ever.

The easier way to approach this question is to work out what would make your life considerably more miserable if it was missing. Short of the obvious ones like ‘oxygen’ or ‘nutrition’, which leapfrog ‘miserable’ en route to ‘over’, I know the answer. And it’s the same answer for everyone. It’s sleep.

When you tell people you aren’t getting any sleep some people assume insomnia.

I’ve had insomnia. I think parenthood is actually worse. This is being so flat out I don’t have time to wallow sumptuously in a ‘syndrome’. Lying back in bed tweeting to my midnight followers how I can’t be rested seems almost romantic compared to sleep taking second fiddle to the 3am chore of scraping baby sick off a mattress.

OK, we get it Stephen! Sleep deprivation is torture. But it literally is.You might think a ‘bad back’, an ‘ingrowing toenail’ or reporting a fault to BT is torture but whereas inflicting those at best will garner pockets of sympathy, only one of these processes will have Amnesty International organising a fundraiser. The UK government had to rule on this a few years ago when a UK terror suspect kept attempting suicide due to the use of it. And no wonder. I often look at death now as a cheeky lie-in.

You will never successfully argue this against me: sleep is wildly underrated.

When I discuss being a Dad, fellow childless mates tell me of their fears, ranging from less partying to less spontaneity. Basically, they mean less sex. Well, don’t be fooled by this. The Beatles may have said that All You Need is Love. Even The Hollies said it was The Air That I Breathe, and to love you. But the fact is, if I finally get my beautiful wife into bed with me with an hour to spare at

Of course, there are worse things in the world. Illness, murder, oppression, etc etc. But that’s what makes lack of sleep so bad. The fact that you can just about exist without it means you’re expected to, without support. Remember, the alternative is not an alternative. If you decide to get 40 winks while your 3 week old is in desperate need of a cuddle, you may as

“If I finally get my beautiful wife into bed with me with an hour to spare at some point this decade, we are going to make sweet, sweet, nap.”

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Columnists

The monthly column from our windswept Brighton gal

Zoe Lyons Brighton, Final Destination.

I

am penning my column early this month

We are going to a part of the globe neither

dragged out to sea in a wardrobe on wheels

because I am going away. Not in a custodial

of us I have visited before. Central America

and plopped out for a dip in the exotic waters.

sense you understand but rather on a very

to be precise. We are going somewhere a bit

very belated summer holiday. We haven’t had

different in an attempt to see a few unfamiliar

One advantage of living in a city that people

a two week break for a long time so when I

sights and hopefully no Irish themed bars. No

choose as a destination, a city that has so

think of the approaching 14 days of hammock

disrespect to the Irish, I am half Irish myself

much going for it, is that it makes coming

swinging punctuated only with regular doses

but it is a constant mystery to me that for

home from your hols that bit easier. Travelling

of rum and lime with food on a stick I am

a drink that famously “doesn’t travel well”,

is fantastic, holidays are brilliant but I never

getting a little giddy with excitement.

Guinness has done a bloody good job of

feel sad when it is time to return home to

popping up in all corners of the world.

Brighton. Besides, after two whole weeks I will

I have always loved to travel. I love the

be gasping for a glass of stout. Salud Amigos.

whole pre holidays fuss and nonsense. I get

Of course Brighton has been a holiday

engrossed in the organisation of it all, the

destination for over 250 years. The wealthy

mere thought of packing is enough to distract

first used to travel here in order to bathe

my mind for hours. The buzz of excitement

in and also drink the sea water! I am not

when I go to do the “big shop” at Boots

sure what the 18th Century equivalent of

before a foreign trip. I don’t know if I am

Imodium was but I hope they had purchased

the only one but I am capable of splurging

a large packet to go with their ill advised salty

a massive wedge of cash on all manor of

cocktail. After the railway line from London

pharmaceuticals and cleaning products. Tablets

was completed, Brighton would no doubt

to stop you “going”, tablets to make you “go”,

have been the first ever holiday destination for

plasters, bandages, antiseptic wipes, jungle gel,

a lot of ordinary families. I like to imagine they

hydration sachets, industrial sized tweezers.

were just as excited then preparing for their

Looking into my vacation shopping basket it

travels to the South Coast as I am now about

is hard to figure out if I am going away for a

to visit another continent. They too must

relaxing break or taking part in a covert SAS

have bought some holiday essentials prior

mission.

to departure. Acquiring the latest sexy neck to knee swimming outfit so they could get

“Looking into my vacation shopping basket it is hard to figure out if I am going away for a relaxing break or taking part in a covert SAS mission.”

Restaurant Review

GRAZE Restaurant review by Peter James, Photography by www.mariasullivan.co.uk

H

eston Blumenthal. Unless you’ve

day to thank us for coming. That’s service. With

resisted because I didn’t like the name. Grazing

been living under a rock for the past

a smile. A huge smile on all the faces of us who

implies either skinny models eating lettuce

year, you will have see his name, or

ate there that day.

leaves, and a solitary scallop carved with a

his shaven-headed face, with those uberfashionable glasses, or eaten his food. He’s the new Jamie Oliver, the latest celebrity chef du jour. If you ever shop in Waitrose you’d be hard pushed to find something that hasn’t got his name on it. And, having eaten in two of his restaurants, and very recently his Waitrose prawn cocktail, I wouldn’t say that was altogether a bad thing.

Blumenthal’s relatively new gaff in London, Dinners, with its brilliantly executed gimmick of serving medieval recipes, is equally charming and the food is both fascinatingly different and brilliant. I had a starter called Roast Marrowbone, which consisted of a delicious combination of Snails, parsley, anchovy mace and pickled vegetables served on a wooden

razor blade, or that current craze for tasting menus, where you get one tiny bite of a host of different bits after having to endure a memory test from a waiter who speaks English as his or her fourth language. I don’t go out to graze, I go out to eat, to fill my belly, sometimes to groaning point, and sometimes also to get pleasantly smashed.

block. Salamugundy, with chicken oysters,

However, taking my responsibility as a

Definitely the best prawn cocktail I’ve eaten

salsifu, marrow bone and horseradish cream,

restaurant critic seriously, I steeled myself

in years. Decades in fact. It reminded me of

Nettle Porridge, with cod’s palette, smoked

to the notion of chewing the alien cud, and

the magnificent ones I used to eat in the now,

beetroot, garlic and fennel, were among the

made my way along to Western Road, where

sadly long defunct Eaton Restaurant in Hove

other starters on offer. For mains, I had a case

I found to my surprise not a salon filled with

that my parents took me to for major treats.

of extreme food envy. I went for the Powdered

arid, spindly beauties, but a delightful room,

It reminded me of how prawn cocktails are

Duck Breast, with smoked fennel and umbles.

sumptuously decorated, with an attractive

supposed to be, but rarely are. Quality prawns

It was fine, but ever time I eat it, I remember

combination of modern and classic - giving just

that taste freshly shelled rather than recently

why I’m not a big duck breast fan. To me it

a hint of Regency decadence – and, joy, proper

defrosted, and a tangy sauce with some real

never has the intensity of flavour of a really

linen tablecloths.

bite to it. But then the man knows how to

good chicken or capon or a pheasant. What

cook, and he knows a thing or two about the

I wish I’d ordered was my companion’s Black

whole eating experience.

Foot Pork Chop, with spelt, ham hock, turnip

Last year, with ski journalist Arnie Wilson, we went to the Fat Duck at Bray. We had thirteen courses or maybe fourteen, perhaps even fifteen, I don’t remember, so good was the hospitality, and so potent were the cocktails that emerged, amid Frankenstein clouds of dry ice, from chemistry sets brought our table. I do remember it was less than the 41 courses we

and Robert sauce (whoever he is…) The late, odious Michael Winner used the term 'historic' to describe any dish he raved about. Historic is the best way I can describe this. The portion was massive, a thick chunk of perfectly cooked meat, and I’ve never ever tasted pork as good as this, ever. It was the best. So good I intend to return and order it.

The welcome was warm and the staff delightful.

A good start, and then the food began to arrive and it all got even better. First was a free amuse bouche – a custom that I do like, and this one, which was a tiny celeriac soup was divine. For a starter I had gravadlax, served with quail egg, dill powder, pumpernickel crumbs and crisp. Having lived for many years with a Swede who was a chef, I’m something of an expert on gravadlax. Unusually, this was cut in a thick tranche – and it made the flavours even

had at El Bulli. And I do remember that one

So why don’t we have restaurants of this

more intense. It was the best I’ve ever eaten, by

spectacular course was a fish dish, served with

quality in Brighton, I’m often asked. Well, the

a big margin. My companion had game terrine,

a huge conch shell and an iPod so you could

good news is that we are seeing more and

which she pronounced spectacular.

experience the sound of the sea whilst eating

more quality in restaurant food in our city.

its produce. The staff were a delight, right down

For a long while, friends have urged me

to our waiter who emailed me the following

to try out Graze, in Western Road, Hove. I

For mains I chose halibut with globe and baby artichokes, brown bread and sage cream, sage and anchovy tempura and sage foam. Every

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“The welcome was warm and the staff delightful. A good start, and then the food began to arrive and it all got even better.” single part of this dish was executed flawlessly and bursting with flavour. It is always a joy to eat totally new, inventive dishes, and both my starter and main were just that. She had a superb fillet of Pollock. I try to resist bread in a restaurant, but the quality on offer here was irresistible. Unfortunately we did not have time to delve into their deserts, but I’m going back again – I suspect several times. Mondays to Fridays they do a special lunch menu, choice of three starters – one meat, one fish, on vegetarian , ditto three mains and three deserts for £18.00 or A la Carte, which we had, £27.50 for two courses, £35.00 for three.

Their wine list has been put together by someone who really knows what they are doing and there is much temptation within a sensible price range, and plenty of choice under £30.00. Notably a fine Pinot Gris, a Picpoul de Pinet – a favourite of mine – and a glorious Viognier. We had a superb Pouilly Fuisse at, for this quality wine, a bargain at £45.00. The Rose choice is small, but there is an interesting selection of fine quality Italian and Spanish among a very eclectic red wine list, again with plenty of bargains. I would have liked to have seen a few Red Burgundies, my favourite region for grazing wines… www.graze-restaurant.co.uk

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Living The Dream The Grand’s Executive Chef Alan White talks to Daniel White about life at GB1 Photography by Olly Hearsey. lionworksstudios.co.uk

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How did you get in to cooking?

The first TV programme I ever saw on Channel 4 was called ‘Take Six Cooks’ and it was all the serious, old-fashioned chefs and there was no silliness, it was a proper cooking programme.

Seeing professional chefs do that sort of thing was really the inspiration that kicked it all off.

Where did you train?

I went to college in Nuneaton, which is in Warwickshire.

What was the most valuable lesson you learnt?

To listen. To listen and get it right, first time.

How does working at The Grand compare to previous jobs?

When I started at college in Warwickshire I actually did my work experience at St Catherine’s Lodge in Hove, which was a hotel in 1985. I used to come back from a night out, after a few sherbets, and look at The Grand and think ‘I’ll be the chef there one day’. So it’s ticked one of my career boxes but having achieved that it’s been really good having full

command of what that restaurant needed to be. Specifically, the food; how it was going to look, the concept and the fine detail like what we were going to serve dishes on etc… It’s a valuable chance to learn about how to put together and develop a restaurant and more importantly what needs to be delivered for it to be successful.

So was it like fulfilling a dream working at The Grand?

Yeah it’s a dream completed, so it’s like living the dream now.

What would you say has been your best culinary idea?

We did a dish for a competition the other day which was a beetroot ice cream and that’s gone down really well.

Do you have a favourite Christmas dish?

We do a turkey ballotine where we stuff the turkey legs, which is nice because you’ve got the meat and stuffing, parma ham, spinach and cranberry.

Do you use a lot of local produce in your food?

Yeah we try to source all our ingredients as locally as we can, all our fish is local and we also have a local veg supplier. The quality of fish is obviously important, so we get it from the fish stand down by Hove Lagoon.

What is the one tool you can’t do without in the kitchen?

A spoon, for tasting things. To be able to taste what everyone is cooking and make sure it tastes right is one of the most important things.

If you could give three tips to budding chefs what would they be?

“One is definitely to learn your trade, concentrate on what you’re being taught and apply it. Another is to have a set goal, for example, if you want to work in five star hotels make sure that’s what you achieve, have a focus on that goal. The final one would be to make sure you taste everything. www.devere-hotels.co.uk/thegrand

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CHRISTMAS CHEER As his nickname, Jolly Olly, might suggest, life is good right now for Lewes-based wine buff Olly Smith.

Andy Greeves talks to the presenter about career, his home county of Sussex and a festive fermenting schedule that should make Christmas 2013 the best yet for lovers of a tipple (or two).

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iewers of BBC1’s Saturday Kitchen

a svelte finesse, coming from the lime-rich

feel it was like that 100 years ago and nothing

show will recognise 39-year-old Olly

Carpathian hills.”

much has changed.

Olly is just as enthusiastic about his home county

“Of course, a pint of Harvey’s would have to

of Sussex. “An ideal weekend in Sussex would

come into it at some point, so a trip to The

involve me driving over to Eastbourne on a

Swan (30a Southover High Street) is important.

Saturday to pay a visit to the fishmongers on

It’s a great pub too, as it allows punters to flick

the seafront - Perrywinkles, it’s on the Lower

through some great vinyl records from seasons

Promenade. It’s a fantastic place for really fresh

past. And if you’re looking for somewhere for a

fish – great value and amazing quality,” he says.

nice stroll afterwards, then head over to the Jolly

“And the guys there really know their stuff, which

Sports Man at East Chiltington, on Chapel Lane.

Smith as the well-spoken chap in

colourful blazers. You know him – the guy who can be seen hunting around the shelves of supermarkets up and down the country looking for the best wines. Olly’s joie de vivre is infectious and he is absolutely in his element when pointing out the positives of a Pinot Noir, or talking up a Tempranillo.

But away from the TV screens this is a man who

is vital to ensuring fish is cooked in the way it

prefers the more serene things in life. He’s a

should be, and with the right accompaniments.

resident of Lewes, after all, and his time in front of the lens couldn’t be any further separated from what seems a perfect home setting.

“Lewes has a real identity of its own and the people of the town have expressed so much of

“I’d then grab some fresh vegetables, head back,

that independent spirit by setting up a host of

wait until lunch, then pop the cork of an English

fantastic boutiques. It’s a beautiful town, but it’s

sparkling white and sit out in the garden, or

the people that make it. And I have to mention

And while Olly’s been involved in the fast-paced

perhaps kick back inside if it’s raining. I could then

Harvey’s again. They are a tremendous local

nature of television from an early point in his

enjoy my collection of local bounty and make a

brewer and a pint of their Best Bitter is just a bit

career, specialising in wine was, for many years,

lovely meal!”

of heaven for me!”

something of a pipe dream.

“I started out writing for children’s film and television and did some work for Wallace and Gromit, Charlie and Lola and Pingu,” smiles Olly. “It couldn’t honestly have been any further removed from this, but what I will say is it was fantastic to get involved in something so exciting, so fast-moving.

Olly’s infectious passion for his subject meant he didn’t have to wait long for that opportunity to arrive, and he jumped at the opportunity to join a number of his contemporaries on shows such as The Secret Supper Club and Iron Chef UK.

And what to drink this Christmas?

“I’m never happier than when talking about wine, and I count myself very lucky with some of the opportunities I’ve been given,”

“I’m never happier than when talking about

“Well, I’ve been raving about the Cuvee Chasseur Vin de France for a long time – it’s a fantastic festive wine… well, it’s a fantastic wine, full stop.

It’s mellow, soft, and washes over the palate.

“At the other end of the price scale, I’d recommended this year a Pinot Noir from the West Coast of America – something like the Morgan Twelve Clones Pinot Noir from Waitrose, which will come in at around £25.”

Failing that, Olly has launched his own Christmas Case in the run-up to the festive season.

The collection features 12 bottles of wine… everything from a Sauvignon Blanc for seafood,

wine, and I count myself very lucky with some

Olly is familiar face in Lewes, where he has lived

of the opportunities I’ve been given,” he admits.

to a sweet sparkling wine to go with the turkey,

for a number of years now. Indeed back in 2011,

“I guess the biggest of those right now in terms

and a red that’s perfect to be made into a mulled

he presented Channel 4s The Secret Supper

of something regular is my work as Wine Editor

wine.

Club from the market town, with the show’s

in The Mail on Sunday’s EVENT magazine. It’s

blueprint to showcase stunning locations around

a weekly wine column that reaches 5.3million

the country, each hosting one-off dining events.

readers, so with that comes a fair amount of

“I think we can all be a bit afraid of wine – I mean, you head into Threshers and the choice is just mind-boggling. It’s not like any bottle

“Lewes has a very good food and drink scene,

really gives too many clues as to what’s inside

and in such a lovely landscape,” he purrs. “I think

Smith is currently raving about the quality of

– you can’t just open it and have a taste! But

people really identify it with Harvey’s, but it’s

wines from the Balkans, describing them as his

we do want is to welcome more people into

actually got a lot more to it than the brewery. For

“discoveries of 2013.”

a love of wine, and it’s for us in the industry to

example, if you’re after the ultimate Scotch egg,

keep introducing as many people as possible to

“Wines from countries like Romania, Croatia,

then you have to check out The Snowdrop, at

wine,” he adds. “There are small things we can

Slovenia, Hungary and even Greece offer

119 South Street. The eggs there are absolutely

tremendous taste and value,” he claims. “I’d single

out of this world.

do – so I’ve produced a handy guide to go with my collection. It helps people learn more about

out Marks & Spencer for leading the charge on

“Lewes also has some spectacular walks in and

what they are drinking. And if any Absolute

this. Romania especially has some remarkable

around the town. And now the festive period is

Brighton reader anyone wants any wine tips in

wines and I’d point out the Pinot Noir 2012

upon us, there is a new magic and a sense of real

the run-up Christmas, do get in touch via my

from Dealu Mare - which is £6.99 at Waitrose

celebration around the place. I love going for a

Twitter account, which is @jollyolly. I’ll do my best

- as being especially good. It’s light-bodied with

nice stroll around the town’s quaint streets – you

to respond to all tweets.”

pressure!”

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A Very Merry Christmas Welcome Cocktail Prosecco, Macerated Cranberries and Pomegranate Juice

Celeriac and Thyme Soup

Truffle oil and Roast Pine Nuts (V, GF)

Mulled Wine Poached Pear with Sussex Goat Cheese Rocket and Pomegranate seeds (V, GF)

Spiced Ham Hock and Braeburn Apple Terrine Pea Puree and Watercress (GF)

Scottish Smoked Salmon and Leek Risotto Aged Parmesan Crisp (GF)

Mulled Wine Sorbet

Sussex Rolled Roast Turkey Breast stuffed with Apricot and Cranberries Pigs in Blankets, Goose fat roast Potatoes, Mashed Root Vegetables seasoned with Christmas Spices Braised Red Cabbage & Red Onion, Sprouts Smoked Bacon Gravy and home-made Cranberry Sauce

Baked Scottish Salmon Fillet with a Chervil and Tarragon Crust Roasted New Potatoes, Long Stem Broccoli ,Lemon and Pea Cream Sauce (GF)

Slow Roasted Haunch of Sussex Venison sourced from estates within the South Downs National Park West Sussex Goose fat roast Potatoes Mashed Root Vegetables seasoned with Christmas Spices Braised Red Cabbage & Red Onion, Sprouts Smoked Bacon Gravy and home-made Cranberry Sauce

Traditional Nut Roast with Roasted Plums, Apples and Brighton Blue Cheese Mashed Root Vegetables seasoned with Christmas Spices Roasted New Potatoes, Long Stem Broccoli Roasted Red Onion Gravy and home-made Cranberry Sauce (V, GF)

Traditional Christmas Pudding Brandy Sauce

Christmas Eton Mess

Cranberries, Chestnuts and Meringue (GF)

Dark Chocolate Torte Battenburg Ice Cream and a Cranberry Coulis

Selection of East Sussex Cheeses, Apple and Celery, Onion Marmalade and Biscuits

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10 quick questions about Street

Thai Food

answered by Head Chef Mai Phitsamai Samsai

How did you first get into cooking, who

What ingredient is most important to

Do Thai people celebrate Christmas?

was your first influence?

your cooking?

Christmas in Thailand is not a holiday but you

From a very small child I would spend my

The most important ingredient is not one but

will see the shopping malls decorated and

time in the kitchen with my very special

the whole range of spices that have to be

many an elephant wearing a Christmas hat!

grandmother watching her cook recipes

pounded to make the paste which forms the

We celebrate Songkran – our New Year festival

handed down through many generations.

basis of many Thai dishes.

in April with a lot of water throwing. It is also the time for a ‘spring clean’ of our homes and

What is your philosophy when it comes

What is the most popular dish here at

we also cleanse the Buddha images. We go to

to food?

Street Thai?

the Temple and give food to the Monks. We

My philosophy on Thai food is getting the right

We have devised our menu around dishes that

eat long noodles as they represent long life.

balance between bitter, sweet, sour, salty and

people enjoy ranging from lightly spiced to nice

spicy. We do not measure our ingredients we

and hot so all dishes work well with different

What is the one cooking tool you cannot

constantly taste until the magic of the perfect

customers. I would say our Pad Thai Gai noodle

do without in your kitchen?

balance is reached.

dish and Kaeng Keaw Wan Gai green curry is

I could not manage in the kitchen without my

always very popular.

mortar and pestle and my wok oven.

teach you?

Do you have any tips amateur chefs

What might people expect to taste and

I did not have a formal training. After learning

wanting to learn to cook Thai cuisine?

experience from Street Thai?

from my grandmother I worked in our family’s

My tip would be to spend time on preparation.

At Street Thai the dishes are simple, healthy

small but very busy restaurant in Chiang Mai.

All the aromatic spices and herbs need to be

and delicious. Street food is the finest example

chopped and ground to make a wonderful

of real Thai cuisine. It is the best way of

What is your signature dish?

paste – please do not buy ready prepared

eating and experiencing Thai food with its

My signature dish is Khun Milo Curry a mild

paste as this preparation is so important to

wonderful fresh aromas, flavours and colours.

chicken curry with side dishes of banana,

Thai cuisine and you will not see a Thai woman

pineapple and apple to add to the creamy

with bingo wings!!

Did you train formally, if so what did they

curry sauce.

We keep it affordable with our set daily menu at £8.95 for 2-courses and £10.95 for 3-courses.

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flavourful selection of sweet and creamy milk

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teas or refreshing fruit teas on offer. Green

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or black tea (both rich in antioxidants) is

still relatively new to the UK. Offering

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a unique drinking experience, Bubble

ingredients are vigorously shaken together by

Tea is rapidly sweeping the nation and

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Brightonians can join the fun at Pearls

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range of “Toppings” to add to your drink;

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Bubble Tea can be enjoyed icy cold or warm

pearls. Pop on down to Pearls Bubble Tea Café

depending on your mood.

pearls or Taro and Vanilla Milk Tea with tapioca on Gardner Street to find out more about this tealicious craze.

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Why buy from your local independent wine merchant?

Wine shop or bar?

Both, actually...

by Simon Broad It seems clear to me from chatting to customers doing our wine tastings that the majority of people buy their wine from larger retailers or mail order companies.

There’s no doubting that it’s hard to compete with the bigger guys on price point, and they’re convenient.

But who wants convenience? We’re talking about wine, unique partly because of the way it interacts with your senses and memories, and I truly believe that if you’ve made the time and effort to enjoy finding a good bottle, you’ll enjoy that wine more when you open it up and share it.

There’s two basic ways to approach the enjoyment of wine: there are those times when you just feel like a glass of wine and really any reasonably well-made bottle will do the trick. And then there are times when enjoying the wine is the event itself, when you want to be surprised, thrilled and delighted with what you find in your glass. This is where the independent merchant comes into their own. Because they don’t have to buy in huge quantities, they can offer wines made from small farms where the character of the land is not being blended in with everything else, and where shortcuts and additives in the winemaking are much less prevalent.

We also know our stuff, and are in the job because we’re passionate about sharing that knowledge. Don’t be scared to seek out a wine specialist (it doesn’t have to be me, by any means - Brighton is blessed with some excellent wine merchants across the city) and ask questions, most of us are thrilled if you really take an interest. And, if we’ve helped you to discover something you love that you might not have otherwise risked taking a punt on - you’ll make our day too!

Relaxed and fun wine tastings for groups, perfect for celebrations, corporate events, Christmas parties, etc, or just come in and enjoy a glass or two with quality nibbles and food to match.

Take a bottle away or drink here for just £5 corkage.

Glasses from £3.50, bottles to drink in from £15.00.

Discover the best value destination in Brighton for quality wine. Other drinks also available!

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Boho Gelato

Bang Bang Burrito

The Foragers

Graze Restaurant

Drury

Coffee Tree

FunFair

B.Y.O.C

Brighton’s Original Home Of Gelato! 24 changing flavours (taken from a list of over 450!) made fresh on site daily using Sussex produced milk and cream and top quality ingredients. At least 5 non diary vegan flavours are also available.

6 Pool Valley (near Brighton Pier) 01273727205. Also stocked in businesses across Sussex.

“While many pubs are trying to serve up local grub with a seasonal twist, the foragers have gone a step further. Several steps in fact “. The Observer. Recent winners of the Brighton and Hove Food & Drink Awards 2013 & the Sussex Food and Drink Awards 2012 plus awarded an AA Rosette for past 3 years. The foragers are trailblazers in both sustainability and fine pub grub, and are therefore a must for all foodies. www.theforagerspub.co.uk

Finely sourced teas from Darjeeling, Assam, single estates, Genmai Cha from Japan, freshly roasted coffees from India, Peru and Jamaica are just a few of the delights from beverage specialists at Drury Tea & Coffee in Hove. Christmas boxes filled to order, freshly ground coffee for you to enjoy at home, all these and more fill the shelves at this hidden gem in Richardson Road. 01273 888600

FunFair Club is brightening up the Brighton night life scene. A unique themed venue with surprises around every corner.

Optical illusion hallway, gypsy caravan, bed of nails, Punch and Judy DJ booth, an adult size ball pit, to name just a few of the clubs hidden treasures.

01273 757 447

Nestled in the heart of Brighton’s North Laines lies the Jewel of Jubilee Square, Bang Bang Burrito, offering authentic Mexican street food at its best. Serving slow roasted, hand pulled meats, delicious vegetarian options and daily specials with all the trimmings, all wrapped up in a toasted flour tortilla or on a bed of rice or salad. Plus our fresh and fiery homemade salsas, guaranteed to put a rocket up your… burrito.

Situated on the Western Road in Brunswick Town, Graze Restaurant has recently celebrated its 7th birthday and is well established as one of the very best places to eat in the city. Graze is multiaward winning including holding 2AA rosettes and being recommended by the Michelin Guide.Graze is a modern British restaurant offering both a la carte and their speciality tasting.

Here at Coffee Tree, we serve coffee our coffees from a state of the art 4 group Lamarzocco GB5 espresso machine. We us high quality beans from Roasted our local Kemptown wholesaler. We calibrate our grinder daily in order to always serve high quality espressos. All our baristas are trained to deliver consistent micro foam for excellence in milk prep.

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Ten Green Bottles

Wine shop or bar? Both, actually... Private wine tastings, take away, drink in by the glass or bottle, nibbles and food to match.

Many bottles imported direct from small producers. Our £5 corkage policy makes us the best value wine destination in Brighton! Other drinks also available!

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FilFil

FilFil is a family run café in the North Laine. Our aspiration is to share our passion for delicious, fresh falafel. We use a well-honed family recipe, cooked-to order, served hot with a range of fresh salads and sauces. We serve it as it is meant to be, authentic and delicious.

21 Gardner St, Brighton BN1 1UP, 01273 696289

The Coffee Counter

The Coffee Counter was started by two friends with a love of Coffee and a passion for Micro-Business and Independents. Their simple aim: To serve great Coffee with a smile. Discover this hidden gem and their wonderful 5 bean blend Coffee on Vine Street, North Laines.

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The Marwood

The Marwood has had kitchen revamp!

Pop in and see the amazing new menu. As always, serving kickarse coffe, life changing cake, booze, breakfast, and our fabulous Christmas menu. Open 8ish-latish 7 days 52 Ship St, Brighton - 01273 382063 check out us out on facebook for our speakeasy fun filled quiz nights!

Plough Inn

Breeze

Berties’s of Brighton

Be At One

Hove Place

The Courtyard

Lovely traditional village pub situation on the pond in Rottingdean. Highly regarded for very well kept local real ales, excellent gastro style pub food and hosting a good variety of quality live music acts from time to time. Typically rammed for Sunday Roast so booking early is essential!

Vicarage Lane, Rottingdean, BN2 7HD – 01273 390635 – www. theploughinnrottingdean.co.uk

‘Berties of Brighton is a wonderful 1920’s independent cafe on Bond street in the North Laine. Pop in and try one of our large range of loose leaf teas, locally ground coffees and handmade cakes.

The venue is also available to hire for private parties or if you’re after a foodie Christmas present why not check out our hampers of local produce.

01273 731300

Stylish Hove ‘Bistro’ pub, hidden at basement level at the top of First Avenue, just off Church Road. Renowned for a relaxed atmosphere Hove Place has earned a fantastic reputation for its excellent food and great service. The intriguing Bistro menu in particular is extremely popular! 35/37 First Avenue, Hove, BN3 2FH – 01273 738266 – www.hoveplace.co.uk

Breeze is a lovely relaxed restaurant on Trafalgar street in the North Laine. With exposed brickwork, beautiful reclaimed clocks, mirrors, café seating and comfy banquettes. Breeze serves brasserie style food made with fresh local produce. Pop in for breakfast, lunch and dinner, or a great cocktail on those lazy evenings in the Lanes. www.breezebrasserie.co.uk 01273 693377

Be At One is a cocktail institution with bars based in Brighton, London & Reading.

Excellent service, great atmosphere and delicious cocktails served from the 147-strong menu, makes it the ultimate party bar. The daily happy hours offer great value and their highly-trained professional bartenders will ensure great time, any night of the week.

The Courtyard in Brighton is a vibrant and sophisticated city centre restaurantperfect for a relaxed evening out, pre- theatre set menu, daytime dining, an afternoon coffee & homemade cake, Breakfast, or a catered private event.

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Sussex’s best kept secret Forest Row is a hidden gem for Christmas shoppers and Daniel White finds out why.

“Preserve good traditions, but preserve with innovation,” – Tasneem Hameed

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hristmas traditions are customary in England. From putting up decorations to Dad carving the turkey, tradition is

something we enjoy as a nation.

However, a tradition can quickly become habit and, as the poet Hameed explains, modernisation of an old tradition is not necessarily a bad thing.

One tradition that no one is able to avoid

buying that must be done for all the family.

The streets are dotted with sporadic local

This year, though, there is no reason to subject

shoppers and dog-walkers, shop owners

yourself to the chaotic, unhelpful, expensive

greet everyone with a welcoming smile and

frenzy that takes place at the familiar shopping

it doesn’t cost a penny to park there for the

centres at this time every year.

whole day.

There is an alternative.

Under an hour’s drive from either Brighton

Forest Row, a small village to the south of East Grinstead, is a hidden gem for Christmas shoppers. Offering quaint, independent shops that provide a personal service, the village is traditionally English, with a village green, thatched roofs, cobbled streets and a village hall.

during the festive period is the annual present

beginnings as the village convenience store.

The same family has diversified with high quality specialist stores such as Global

Home Hardware date back over

115 years, with over four generations of the same family working there since its humble

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spirit. A traditional shop that encapsulates all that is wonderful about your childhood, stocking beautifully crafted games, shelves stacked with penny sweets and antiquated rocking horses.

Lily Grace’s sales have more than doubled, demonstrating its continual growth in reputation.

Claire Bourne, who runs and owns the eponymous shop, focuses on ensuring every

of the building making it a very distinctive yet

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Corner, which can get anyone into the festive

Lily & Grace (a lingerie and swimwear shop)

main street in Forest Row with the architecture

Independent outlets such as Bishops

traditional and wooden toyshop Bramble

Adventurer (the outdoor walking store) and

The bijou boutique is tucked away from the

ther shops tell a story of the village.

or London, it offer local shops such as the

customer walks away satisfied, with additional services that include custom-fitting products, and she explained her passion for the job.

minimalist design, with their strong attention

She said: “I am inspired by the things I love and

to detail setting the tone. Everything oozes

luckily for me one of those is beautiful lingerie

intimacy, sensuality and love, from the furniture,

and I sincerely hope this is evidently shown in

lighting and most importantly the carefully

our charming boutique.”

selected line-up of products.

Lily & Grace, The Studio, Lower Road, Forest

While Brighton’s city centre is void of a

Row RH18 5ES. Tel: 01342 822122

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Ashdown Gallery and Arts Studio.

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This independent Art Gallery has

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small stroll around the corner and you will find yourself at the contemporary

established a reputation for offering a vibrant selection of original paintings and is a friendly, welcoming venue for all Art Lovers.

With December 25th edging evernearer, the Christmas exhibition is a showcase for highly talented artists, painters, sculptors, ceramicists,

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Footwear from Birkenstock and Holistic Silk, jewelry from Chan Luu and Alex Monroe...the list goes on. Beautiful gifts, candles and Bath and Body from the likes of Balm Balm, Green & Spring, Ortigia and Neom Luxury Organics.

printmakers and jewellers, very

This little gem can be found at 16 Hartfield Road, Forest Row,

different to the mass-produced gifts

E. Sussex, next door to Taffels coffee shop. Tel.01342 822140.

usually sold at Christmas. Each piece

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is carefully chosen by the owner and with constantly changing walls there is always something new and exciting to see.

Ashdown Gallery, 8 Newlands Place, Hartfield Road, Forest Row, RH18 5DQ. Tel: 01342 823761 www.ashdowngallery.co.uk

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Blenheim Studio The home of Chadder & Co. and Clive Christian.

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nother shop that represents the traditional family-run business is Blenheim Studio. Chadder & Co was

“When you take a trip upstairs you enter a women’s haven.”

started by Martin Chadder over 25 years ago

Welcomed by Sophie’s Shop, a dress

as a bathroom studio and has now developed

agency that sells designer clothes, shoes and

into a large bathroom showroom encasing six

accessories. The quaint shop is run by Sophie

other separate shops within the studio.

herself who is always approachable and happy

When you enter the building you are greeted

to offer fashion tips.

with Sarah’s diverse mix of home ware and

If you ever have any issues with your own

gifts in Villandry Home. Inspired by the

clothing then behind Sophie’s Shop is Andrea

eclectic style of Paris, the products are widely

Csatari Designs, a dress maker and specialist in

sourced, from the far reaches of the globe to

dress or clothing alterations.

local design houses, offering a combination of contemporary and classical items, all with that unique style that means there is something for everyone.

Adjoining Villandry Home is Martin’s extensive showroom for Chadder & Co. Recognised as one of Britain’s finest traditional bathroom product designers, his focus to detail and quality are paramount to the fantastic work on show.

Next door is Clive Christian, a boutique showroom that can offer anything from a piece of furniture to the design and instillation of an entire “Clive Home”.

Their trademark styles are known worldwide and the showroom is a relaxed and elegant space that shows a true representation of what is on offer from these experienced designers.

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Right next-door is The Hair & Beauty Loft, run

by Rebecca Price and Mandy Chadder, Martin’s wife, and continues the family-based personality of the studio, with daughter Hannah Chadder working alongside the experienced duo.

Finishing off this haven is The Loft Café and Tea Room, a cosy sanctuary that offers charming views of the countryside with a wide selection of cakes and sandwiches.

This may sound like a lot to pack into one day but with the hustle and bustle of central Brighton a distant memory, after a visit to Forest Row you will not only walk away with a happy haul of Christmas shopping but also with Sussex’s best kept secret.

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TOM’ s Main House

THIS WINTER, DISCOVER TOM THE OLD MARKET:

comedy theatre

Spymonkey’s Love-In

Spymonkey turn cabaret on its head and deliver a non-stop list of outrageous favourites. The show that

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“Gloriously anarchic, constantly entertaining” Times.

The Price Of Everything

28 Dec - 02 Jan | Various Times

Geppetto, uses the objects of a carpenter’s workshop to tell the tale of the puppet that wants to be a real boy, and the puppetmaker who wants to be a real father. Pinocchio is carved on stage, brushes become a fox and the shadow of two saws transforms into a giant shark. “Wonderful work that celebrates the possibilities of theatre” Lyn Gardner, Guardian.

Mon 09 & Tue 10 Dec | 8:00pm

Thu 12 Dec | 7:30pm Daniel Bye’s whistlestop tour of bizarre facts and impassioned arguments. Occasionally shambolic and often tendentious - but always a joy to watch. And you get a free glass of milk. “A thoughtful delight” Lyn Gardner, Guardian.

Pinocchio

White Mink

Fri 06 Dec SOLD OUT | Tue 31 Dec Electro Swing Speakeasy. The sounds and styles of the 1920s and 30s turned on their head and smuggled into the 21st century.

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family theatre

TOM is a dynamic cultural venue, with a welcoming atmosphere, just outside the city centre. TOM’s main space is a 300-500 capacity room with the flexibility to showcase everything from gigs to exciting new theatre.

Claire Martin and the Montpellier Cello Quartet

Thu 19 Dec | 7:30pm Christmas benefit jazz concert with the internationally renowned British jazz singer.

www.theoldmarket.com | box office: 01273 201 801 | Upper Market Street, Hove, BN3 1AS

MUSIC NEWS Whitemare EP release Brighton’s very own punk ‘n’ rollers Whitemare released their seven-track EP ‘Screamer’ on November 19th through Riot House Records. The three-piece band have packed massive hooks, memorable riffs and plenty of fun into twelve-and-a-half minutes.

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Brighton Music Conference Launch The UK’s first ever annual electronic music conference will be launched in 2014. The twoday conference, which will take place at the Brighton Dome from April 11-12, is supported by artists such as Above & Beyond and Dave

Brighton Music Conference

Lake Street Dive – Sun 8th Dec @ Prince Albert Wet Wet Wet – Mon 9th Dec @ Brighton Centre Oli Brown – Tue 10th Dec @ Komedia The Master Blues Brothers – Wed 11th Dec @ The Brunswick Planningtorock – Thu 12th Dec @ Brighton Dome Studio This Town Needs Guns – Fri 13th Dec @ Sticky Mike’s Frog Bar Jools Holland – Sat 14th Dec @ Brighton Centre

Fatboy Slim – Sun 15th Dec @ Digital The Brighton native will embark on his ‘underground club tour’ on December 5th to coincide with the release of his new single ‘Eat, Sleep, Rave, Repeat’, culminating in this performance at Digital.

Fatboy Slim

David Bowie Night – Sun 1st Dec @ The Latest Music Bar Gregory Page – Mon 2nd Dec @ The Greys John Wilson – Tue 3rd Dec @ Brighton Dome Kunt and the Gang – Wed 4th Dec @ Caroline Of Brunswick Tim Keegan – Thu 5th Dec @ The Brunswick Oh Land – Fri 6th Dec @ The Haunt

The Darkness – Sat 7th Dec @ Concorde 2 Ten years have passed since East-Anglian rockbased-pop-music band The Darkness dropped their debut album ‘Permission To Land’ and now the four-piece are back together and embarking on a UK Tour including this trip south.

Patrick Wolf – Mon 16th Dec @ The Old Market Kurt Vile & The Violators – Tue 17th Dec @ Concorde 2 Rubylux – Wed 18th Dec @ Concorde 2 This Is Elvis – Thu 19th Dec @ The Brunswick Gnarwolves – Fri 20th Dec @ The Haunt The Black Fields – Sat 21st Dec @ The Hope Liane Carroll – Sun 22nd Dec @ The Brunswick

Chas ‘n’ Dave – Fri 27th Dec @ Concorde 2 Known for their rockney classics, the two-piece will be performing new and old hits so expect a right old knees-up with pub sing-alongs and boogie-woogie piano.

Tonight Matthew – Sat 28th Dec @ The Latest Music Bar Herbie Flowers – Sun 29th Dec @ The Corn Exchange Cockroach Conspiracy – Tue 31st Dec @ Prince Albert

Clarke. The two-day event will also feature an exhibition for up-and-coming DJs, producers and other industry professionals.

IYES release first single Brighton-based electronic pop duo IYES are set to release their first official single ‘‘Til Infinity’ on December 4th via a new London based boutique label Duly Noted.

Gaps set single date The two-piece group Gaps are set to release a new single ‘I Know It’s You’ on December 9th.

The Brighton duo will be releasing 300 limited 7” copies via SexBeat Label with an as yet unannounced b-side track.

TOM Presents Pinocchio The tools of a carpenter’s workshop come to life this Christmas as The Old Market tells the story of Pinocchio. Scamp Theatre collaborates with Indefinite Articles to present the five-day run of shows. This rendition of the childhood classic focusses on Indefinite Articles’ ability to turn the commonplace into the extraordinary.

Let your imaginations loose as Geppetto uses his carpenter’s workshop to tell the tale of a puppet who wants to be a real boy.

Show dates; December 28th – January 2nd (Excluding January 1st) Prices Adult - £8.00 Under 16 - £6.00 It’s Swingtime at The Grand Re-live the style, glamour and romance of the great swing era with an evening of cabaret, Big Band swing and dancing until the early hours at one of Brighton’s most famous venues, The Grand Hotel. On Saturday 1st March the Dame Vera Lynn Trust for Children with Cerebral Palsy are holding a Swingtime Ball gala that includes a drinks reception, three-course meal, great entertainment and some fantastic raffle and auction prizes.

For more information and to book tickets please contact Catherine.bristow@dvltrust.org.uk or call 01403 780444.

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The official launch party of Brighton’s Royal Pavilion Ice Rink Where?

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Why? The Ice Rink has become a winter favourite Who? 1. Elliott Crook, Leticia Marsh, Kristen Spours and Natalie Cunningham from Robin Cousins’ ICE show at Brighton Centre in January 3

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2. Anna Orme and Nerys Lucas (MWB Essential Brighton), Clare Osborn (Griffith Smith Farrington Webb LLP) 3. Alice Johnson and Vicki Hughes (Fugu PR), Jim Round and Annabel Conn (Midnight Communications) 4. Anna Korol, Annalise Searle, Emma Futter, Maribel Coles (Groundsure Limited) 5. James Dempster (Cobb Healthcare), Nick Mosley (Brighton and Hove Food and Drink Festival)

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6. Susan King, Sam Clark, Amie Morrell (Sussex Express)

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7. Kristen Spours (13) performing at Royal Pavilion Ice Rink launch 8. Brighton & Hove Mayor Denise Cobb with Jemma Garrett 9. Natalie Cunningham, star guest ice dancer at Royal Pavilion Ice Rink launch 10. Fiona Martin (Martin Searle Solicitors), Gemma Hope (Mayo Wynne Baxter) 7

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Art

The 12 artworks of Christmas Jenni Davidson previews the Christmas Artists Open Houses

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n the first weekend in December my true love gave to me 12 handmade cards, 11 tree decorations, 10 cups of tea, nine mulled wines, eight screen prints, seven Sussex landscapes, six wood cuts, five stoneware bowls, four pairs of earrings, three crocheted scarves, two cushion covers and a snoop around someone else’s house.

Almost as traditional in Brighton now as turkey dinners and Christmas lights, the Christmas Artists Open Houses run for the first three weekends in December.

They’re perfect for original Christmas presents (for yourself, as well as everyone else) and you can pretty much guarantee that whoever you buy for will not already have one just like it already. Plus you can feel smug about shopping locally and supporting independent artists.

You might just need a magic sleigh with reindeer to make it round them all, so here are a few of the more unusual houses that you must see this year: 75 Stanmer Villas Brighton BN1 7HN Everyone knows that one of the joys of Artists Open Houses is having a nosy around arty homes to check out the décor and the furniture, and this house is like no other. Winner of Best House 2013 at the Artists Open Houses in May this year, The Ceramic House is an art

installation in itself. There is ceramic on every available surface in every room. As well as being a showcase for Ceramic Householder J Kay Aplin’s own work, some of the other highlights are the botanical vessels of Renee Kilburn and Mandee Gage’s mysterious pod tableaux.

39 - 2 Knoyle Road, Brighton BN1 6RB Artists Open Houses are always a great opportunity to chat to artists about their work, but 2 Knoyle is going a step further and offering the chance to see how it’s done. On Saturday 7 and Sunday 8 December at 2pm painter Jane Dwight will be demonstrating the art of Chinese brush painting, a traditional oriental technique where each brushstroke forms a defined part of the painting that cannot be changed or corrected. Who knows, you may find yourself signing up to an art class as a New Year’s resolution.

37 - House of Dragarazzi 87 Compton Road Preston Park Brighton BN1 5AL You’re probably not going to pick up a tea cosy for your granny at House of Dragarazzi, but it is the place to go for some very alternative Christmas gifts. On show is the work of

Frederike de Jong, a Dutch photographer who counts Quentin Crisp as one of her subjects.

She specialises in the theme of transformations and she has papped transvestites, transsexuals and New York drag queens. Also on sale is Missy LePink’s healing tattoo tonic skin balm. You can’t get more Brighton than that, really.

29 – 92 Centurion Road Brighton BN1 3LN Brighton choreographer Billy Cowie has toured over twenty countries with his dance installations and in his recent works he has collaborated with German artist Silke Mansholt, whose drawings and paintings have been projected onto the dancers. Extracts from Cowie’s installations Art of Movement and Jenseits are being shown alongside Mansholt’s artwork for the first time at Centurion. The drawings will be on display continuously while Cowie’s installations – complete with 3D glasses – will be screened at half past every hour.

Tips: DO dust off the skidoo for a trip to the more outlying houses. Not all of them are in the city centre and it’s worth making the expedition.

DON’T try the cakes and mulled wine at every house unless you are actually Santa.

Open Houses weekends Nov 30th - Dec 1st Dec 7th - 8th Dec 14th - 15th www.aoh.org.uk

Art Listings December 2013 29 November to 23 December Beastie Toys – Urban Art Thing Brand new gallery devoted to urban art opens with an exhibition by Brighton street artists Cassette Lord, Zee Zee 22, Archi Ram and Funky Red Dog plus two other mystery artists.

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1 December to 24 December Beach Hut Advent Calendar A community art celebration of advent. Each night a different beach hut on Hove seafront will be opened to reveal a Christmas scene. www.beyondchurch.co.uk 7-8 and 14-15 December Art Junky Over 50 stalls of arts and crafts, fashion, jewellery and collectibles as well as entertainment and a café. www.phoenixbrighton.org.uk

15 November to 22 December Tru Cost Super-M Art An installation of plastic items found on UK beaches that explores the cost of consumerism. Also a chance to get involved by collecting holes punched from cards and paper to simulate snow in January’s exhibition.

14 St George’s Place, Brighton, BN1 4GB www.onca.org.uk

Artists Directory

Alice Maplesden

Maria Zervudachi

Alice Maplesden makes lovely, silly but useful ceramics from her studio in Hove. Her pots are hand thrown and individually decorated, and make wonderful, affordable and original gifts.

She is happy to take personalised commissions. Have look at more of her work at www.alicemaplesden.co.uk and on Facebook Alice Maplesden Ceramics.

Already established in the Tunbridge Wells area, makes beautiful ceramic sculptures based on the human form and has recently joined the Chalk Gallery in Lewis. Her pieces are informed by an essence of serenity which links to her deep practice of yoga and meditation. Each piece is handmade, unique, and slow fired for strength and durability. www. chalkgallerylewes.co.uk 01273 474477

Alice Duck

Louise Brooks

Alice Duck creates quirky ceramics designed to brighten up the rainiest of days. The inspiration for her range being drawn from antique crockery ‘that your grandma might still keep on that dusty dresser’. Each piece is individually designed and handmade, giving it its own unique character, the perfect unique Christmas gift. www.duckceramics.co.uk

Louise’s striking paintings are inspired by the ever-changing sea views she can see daily from her home in Saltdean.

Each painting literally dances with light, shimmering and sparkling with the added radiance of Swarovski crystals and semi-precious gemstones.

See her latest work at Art at Five, 5 Bartholomews, Brighton, BN1 1HG. www.louisebrooks.co.uk

Justyna Neryng

Merrimaking

Justyna Neryng is a multi award winning portrait photographer. Her series “Childhood Lost” is ongoing project where she explores notions of memory and childhood by portraying her young daughter. Justyna is now bringing her works to a wider audience by offering her own bespoke portrait service to parents and children. www.justynaneryng.co.uk

For the playful. Animal hoods, upbeat apparel and fruity accessories, all designed to add some fun to your winter wardrobe. Merrimakings pieces are worn by Ellie Goulding, Rizzle Kicks and Rob Da Bank, have flooded the fields at summer festivals and been highsellers in Selfridges.

‘Top 10 gift for Xmas’ - BBC2. www.merrimaking.co.uk

Brighton Body Casting

We create sculptures cast directly from the body and we’ll make you look amazing! World renowned artist, Jamie McCartney’s award winning studio/gallery is unique in the UK. Hands, faces, torsos or even whole bodies can be cast in anything from plaster to glass or bronze. Many of his beautiful sculptures are also for sale in the gallery and are suitable for both indoors and out. SALE NOW ON!! www.brightonbodycasting.com

To be featured in the artist directory please email Ian Trevett at: ian.trevett@absolutemagazine.co.uk

CHRISTMAS EXHIBITION

STUNNING NEW COLLECTION FOR THE FESTIVE SEASON – FIND THE PERFECT CHRISTMAS GIFT!

Art5 Gallery, 5 Bartholomews, Brighton, BN1 1HG T: 01273 774 222/ E: info@art5gallery.com/ W: art5gallery.com

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Buy Art and Be Happy!

The insider’s guide to collecting art

by Jamie McCartney

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are walls? Empty shelves? What to do,

it’s tipped as a good investment and blah blah

pretty stable. Think about how you will keep it,

what to do? The art and nicknacks

blah. The value of art can go up and down just

where it will live in your home and how often

we have in our homes express our

like shares but shares you don’t tend to hang

you move. A lovely, frilly ceramic piece probably

personalities just as our clothes and jewellery

on your wall for forty years and get pleasure

isn’t a good idea if you have four young boys at

do. The irony is we spend ages agonising over

from every day. That said, it can be a terrific

home and move house every six months.

paint colours and fabric swatches and even

investment. There are many collectable artists

hire interior designers to guide the way but the

out there and many who will become so. Just

art is often an afterthought. Perhaps because

don’t buy with that expectation. Anyway you’ll

choosing it is ten times more complicated.

fall in love with the piece, never sell it and

After all you can repaint the walls but you can’t

your kids will flog it when you’re dead and

repaint the painting. It’s difficult to know where

buy booze or foreign holidays or other unwise

to start. The entire process can be quite vexing,

things.

the jargon gets confusing and it can seem like an expensive hobby. It doesn’t have to be though. When I go to someone’s beautiful home and they just have crappy prints on the walls it makes me so mad. It’s like being invited for dinner and being served a ready meal. It lacks passion. We’re all passionate people and buying original art is a great way to express it.

So what should you look for? Well I think that the quality of work is important. The craftsmanship will always show through as will the quality of the materials. Look for things that you can tell the artist really cared about. Also look for art made with longevity in mind, which would mean traditional materials or things you know will last. So stuff made out of string, wax

So, helpful as ever, I’m going to try to demystify

and pig’s blood, whilst all very avant garde, will

some of it and hopefully get you started in

look like shit in a week and fall apart soon after.

the right direction without breaking the bank.

I personally avoid anything with spray paint

The most important thing to remember when

but suit yourself. Look for strong, well-made

collecting art is to buy what you like. You have

canvases rather than flimsy, cheap and wonky

to live with it so you better want it on your

ones. Look for sculptures in stone or bronze

walls. Don’t concern yourself with whether

or other metals or even fibreglass which is

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Look for prints and photos that mention they are ‘archival’ (made to last with proper inks on art papers) and not just squirted out of the office inkjet (those will fade). One last thing is to understand how many of that piece have been or will be produced. There is a huge difference between a unique piece and an edition. More on that later.

Galleries should be able to advise you but don’t necessarily trust them. They are there to sell. Buying directly from artists is a good idea if you trust your judgement because you’ll generally get a better deal and it’s nice to know who made it. People often begin to collect the works of certain artists and it’s more fun if you know them. You’ll also have a huge and direct impact on the life of that artist who probably really needs the sale. If you look at how long something takes to make versus what it costs, at the lower end of the market art is about the best value thing you will ever buy. Artists never charge enough.

Jamie in his home with many of his own purchases.

So lets look at some jargon. Here are some

reproduce sculptures. It is a mix of real bronze

can cost a bomb. So if you see a bronze for

common terms:

powder mixed with resin. The bronze content

say £4000 in a gallery it is more than likely

is very high and it polishes and colours like

the artist’s cut is less than a quarter of that

real bronze. They can look indistinguishable

with the rest going to the gallery, the foundry

and are considerably cheaper. They are usually

and possibly an agent. From the £1000 or so

produced in limited editions but always check.

remaining there are the costs of materials,

2. Limited Edition – means only a set number

Don’t get caught out either; if something says

studio, packing, storing, transport and maybe

of that sculpture, print or photograph will ever

‘bronze’ and appears very cheap, do find out if

model’s fees as well.

be made. If you see 7/14 on an artwork it

they mean foundry cast bronze or cold cast.

1. Unique – as suggested it means there is only one such artwork and hence is more valuable than an edition.

means that is the 7th out of only 14 that will ever be made. The lower the edition the better.

Well-known artists produce larger editions because of demand. Editions often go up in price as they sell out so get in there early.

Having said that buying the end of an edition means it was a popular piece and they tend to go up in value as soon as the edition has sold out.

Finally here are some tips when dealing with artists. Never say “How much? It’s not worth that much.” Even if you just think it you are presupposing what an artist should earn.

Trust me, for the majority it is not very much.

Generally just pay the price they are asking unless you really love it but just can’t afford it. Then politely explain and ask if they can

“Out of everyone the artist probably earned the least!”

We do an awful lot of it for the love of it but you can’t eat love and you can’t live on plaudits. Buying original art can be lots of fun, a good investment and helps sustain our local economy. That one piece you buy really can encourage the artist to keep going.

take a bit off or if you can pay in installments.

As a collector you actually control the market.

3. Giclée – is just an archival inkjet print. It does

Most artists are pretty open to making the

You become a patron of the arts and are

not mean it has any greater value. An unlimited

sale somehow or other but don’t just go in

essential in supporting the lives, hopes, dreams

print run is virtually worthless. It’s like printing

expecting a discount for no reason.

and careers of passionate, hard working people.

money, every new note printed devalues the others. I personally hate giclée on canvas as they tend to be unlimited copies of paintings.

Buy the original if you can.

In galleries you may be able to negotiate harder, especially if you buy a few pieces, as they are working on margin. They know how far they can go if they want to shift something.

4. Cold Cast Bronze – otherwise known

Also remember that art, especially sculptures,

as ‘resin bronze’ is a common way now to

can be very expensive to produce and framing

You could single-handedly be responsible for the development of a movement! What’s more you get to express your great taste and savvy to your friends and have beautiful things around you. What’s not to like?

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CORDEN’S

CHANCE James Corden has proved himself in comic and dramatic roles. Now the larger than life writer, actor and presenter seeks to consolidate his movie star credentials with the tale of an opera singing underdog…

Everyone likes a good underdog story. It’s a

his name as a promising young actor in TV series

up and says do you want to play Paul Potts in

real staple of British media. We just love being

Fat Friends, he went on to co-create, write and

a film, you don’t need to worry about going to

inspired by someone who can stand up against

star in the hugely successful comedy, Gavin &

join the gym!” he laughs.

the odds and prove that where there’s a will

Stacey.

“He’s a lovely guy, very soft and kind-hearted.

there’s a way.

From there it’s all seemed so easy, from

He’s very amiable. I had to talk with him so I

When Simon Cowell developed his singing

presenting the BRIT Awards to playing one of

could try to copy his voice. It’s strange playing

competition concept out to a broader talent

the leads in the award-winning comedy play

someone who’s alive and well in the world, but

show format in 2007, Britain’s Got Talent

One Man, Two Guvnors, hosting Sky1’s sports

I think my job was made easier with regards to

followed shows like Opportunity Knocks and

panel show A League of Their Own and co-

the fact I was just playing his past and only up to

New Faces to bring hope to people with the

creating another comedy hit, The Wrong Mans.

the moment of Britain’s Got Talent. We all know

power to entertain but not the wherewithal to

Now he’s confidently moving into movie star

him from there and that’s where the film kind

get the gigs.

territory too.

of ends.”

James Corden, who in the new movie One

So what kind of preparation was involved

Although Corden has been known to take to

Chance plays the show’s first winner, opera

in

the mic every now and then, it’s a different

singer Paul Potts, is someone who’s never been

performances to play the quiet, shy Paul Potts?

matter altogether where opera is concerned. “I

afraid to show off his own talents. After making

“I think it’s safe to say when someone rings you

was very happy that I didn’t need to sing opera,”

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toning

down

his

usual

over-the-top

“There would be dogs in China thinking ‘what the hell is that noise?’ if I started singing!”

smiles the 35-year-old Londoner. “I sing in my

record the album, One Chance, which topped

heartbeat,” he says.

current film [Can a Song Save Your Life?], but I

the charts in nine countries.

“I think there’s good ones and bad ones where

don’t think that anyone should ever have to hear

some of them treat people well and some

my version of Nessun Dorma! There would be

“The story isn’t about Paul Potts and him

don’t, but I think on the whole you just get your

dogs in China thinking ‘what the hell is that

winning Britain’s Got Talent,” Corden explains.

chance to soar and fly. People say it’s saturated

noise?’ if I started singing!”

“The film is about a boy who dreams of being

and all of the charts are just people off reality

an opera singer and everything that was put in

TV shows now, and I think I don’t know what

Potts, born in South Gloucestershire and raised

his way and all the adversity he was faced with,

charts you’re listening to, but Adele wasn’t and

in Bristol, came to the talent show as an amateur

but he still succeeds. It’s similar to great sports

Ed Sheeran didn’t and Mumford and Sons didn’t

singer who had self-funded his dream of playing

movies.”

and Rihanna didn’t and Katy Perry didn’t and it

in operas. He had been bullied at school for

just goes on and on until you realise that all the

his participation in the choir, denting his self-

And what of Corden’s own career? If it hadn’t

biggest acts in the world didn’t do these things. I

confidence, but nevertheless he continued with

taken off as it did, would he have considered

think people are always out to knock them, but

the determination to sing. He went into the

the talent show route? “If my career didn’t take

hey – what harm can it do?”

BGT competition as a manager at Carphone

off, 100 per cent every day of the week I’d

Warehouse and after winning, went on to

have been first in line, I’d have been there in a

One Chance will be released on DVD in February.

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Film

Absolute Cinema Guide with Bill Murray

Movie Crackers Tis the season to be jolly – jolly about the amazing array of celluloid treats that await us at multiplexes across the county. I for one love all things Christmas movie wise and this December is no exception.

All Is Lost, the second film from the young

Given its now-classic status among several

American director JC Chandor. Chandor’s

generations of moviegoers and the constant

debut feature was “Margin Call”, a thrilling study

repeats it gets on telly over Christmas it’s

of the collapse of a Wall Street bank, and what

easy to forget that “Mary Poppins” seemed

that film did for Merrill Lynch, this new one

far from a sure bet when it first appeared in

may do for yacht charter companies (apologies

1964 – Disney made cartoons well and live

now for those lovely folk at Brighton Marina

action badly up until this point. But Disney’s

but this really is harrowing stuff)

December release “Saving Mr. Banks” has a

As the film opens, we see a large, strange

somewhat different story to tell, about the

Movie Top 5 This month who better to give you their ultimate Christmas top five but the lovely Sally from In Brighton’s, Thomas Kemp pub – Brighton and Hove’s coolest, fluffiest and certainly most festive of all the City’s venues.

ways in which life influences fiction.

Wonderful Life (of course)

man – “our man”, as he is named in the credits

The film opens on images of blue skies and

The Grinch (obviously)

– says what sound like last words. He explains

palm trees that suggest L.A. or Beverly Hills.

that he was shipwrecked one week earlier, and

But in fact, we’re in rural Australia circa 1906,

has fought for survival until his dying breath. “All

where the young PL Travers – the author of

is lost here – except soul and body, or what’s

Mary Poppins comes of age as one of three

left of them, and a half-day’s ration,” he croaks.

daughters of a harried mother and a loving but

object bobbing in the open ocean while a

The croaker is Robert Redford, and these few words represents around three quarters of the

manic father (an excellent Colin Farrell) given to drink and inventing tall tales.

Die Hard (Yipee Ki Ay) Nightmare before Christmas (Tim Burton) Life of Brian (for so many reasons) Merry Christmas from all of us at Big Screen towers and a happy new

words that pass the actor’s lips in the entire

This film explores the plight of Travers with

picture. This is a must for die hard fans of the

her sharp, clipped diction played excellently

year to all you film fans. See you on

Sundance Kid now older fella as his is also the

by Emma Thompson who is steadily pursued

the beach in June!

only face that ever appears on-screen! We

by Walt Disney -an effervescent Tom Hanks

flash back eight days, and our man, who is in

-for the rights to her book. Much of “Saving

the middle of a solo voyage through the Indian

Mr. Banks” unfolds in a small rehearsal studio

Ocean, wakes to see water sluicing into the

where Travers sits, stoic and unimpressed, as

cabin. It is only the start of a grueling fight for

three of the movie’s principal architects give

survival that has you gasping for breath till the

her their best pitch to create the screenplay

bitter end of the movie. I loved it and watched

Disney want to write for the film. This is great

in horror at this poor mans misfortune.

stuff and full of wit and great style.

4 out 5 from me and out on Boxing Day!

Great stuff from Disney and a fab Xmas treat for all and sundry 3 ½ out of five from me!

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Brighton History

The Eccentric Magnet Brighton has always attracted the flamboyant and the outlandish, as Mike Holland reveals in his new history column Words by Mike Holland

B

righton might seem a

Coleraine. He had felt that to accept the

world away from the

title would be an embarrassment to the

days of the Prince Regent

low company he preferred to keep. One

but

the

society

same

open

day Honest George was racing a bullock

enjoyed

pretty

across the Steine for a bet, one of the

much exclusively in Brighton seems

hangers on of Lord Barrymore a great fat

to live on. The wild clothes and multi-

man aptly named Bullock offered to race

coloured hair we see everywhere in our

Lord Barrymore over a hundred yards on

town centre could as easily have fitted

foot. Bullock was a Brewer, moneylender,

in to Regency times as it does today.

race horse owner and the owner of a

Eccentricity was the norm just as it is would adopt some harmless eccentricity.

The most famous of these was a character known as the Green Man who dressed entirely in green. His whiskers, eyebrows and skin were coloured green. He was topped off with a green fruit. He had his rooms painted green and furnished with a green bed, green sofa, green chairs, green tables and green curtains. His gig was green and he walked around waving a green silk handkerchief

a shrewd character. The proviso for the wager was that he could have a 35 yard

all belonged to the Hellfire Club and their

wig. He ate nothing but Greens and green

gaming establishment, obviously quite

The Green Man is a mythical Sussex figure… and also a renowned Brighton eccentric

now. Indeed to achieve distinction one

nicknames give some indication of the sort of behaviour you could expect at any given time. It seems incredible that the constant inconsiderate practical jokes played out by these and other

start and pick his own time and place. He backed himself to win for a large sum of money and confident that he could beat this grossly fat man Lord Barrymore accepted. When the time came for the race Barrymore and the Prince

“His eccentricities went a little further than simple absurdities and this was borne out one night when he flung himself over a cliff.”

often stopping to look at his large pocket watch with large green seals on the chain. He was always alone although if his purpose was to attract attention he certainly succeeded as it appears he was well remembered by just about everyone who ever encountered him. As many suspected however his eccentricities went a little further than simple absurdities and this was borne out one night when he flung himself over a cliff.

The Prince Regent himself seems to have attracted some pretty eccentric characters to his circle of friends. There were none more eccentric than the Barrymore family who

characters on the general public did not lead to a general uprising. The eldest of the Barrymore’s was Earl Barrymore known as Hellgate. The second the Hon and Rev . Augustus Barry was Newgate, and the Hon Henry Barry, who was club footed was Cripplegate. Their sister was known as Billingsgate because of her picturesque language.

Among the Prince’s other friends at the time was Major George Hanger who had gained the nickname of Honest George after he had refused on the death of his brother the title Lord

were taken to the narrow twitten which still exists between Black Lion Street and Ship Street. With his free start Bullock pounded along, filling up the narrow passage with his huge bulk and rolling from side to side so that Barrymore found it impossible to pass him.

He may be fat exclaimed Lord Barrymore

but he is an exceedingly tricky individual albeit somewhat deceptive of appearance.

It seems almost inconceivable in this day and age when so much security surrounds our Royals, yet in those days the Prince Regent seems to have wandered virtually where he wanted accompanied to a large extent by little more than a group of eccentric misfits creating havoc at every opportunity. These days a word out of place from Prince Phillip prompts an uproar. The people of Brighton haven’t changed that much in appearance though as a wander through the North Laine will confirm.

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Prague

A Winter Wonderland in Prague The run-up to Christmas is possibly the best time to visit this vibrant city - with its wonderful festive

Dashing through

the Snow

Jingle all the way with Phoebe Oliver’s Christmas travel guide

atmosphere

and

the

spectacular

Christmas Markets. The main market is in the Stáromestské námestí (Old Town Square), where countless stalls sell gifts, warming food and hot wine and thousands of lights illuminate this beautiful meeting point. The enormous Christmas tree is also sight to behold. Other markets are dotted throughout the rest of the city, and while these are much lower key, they have a special atmosphere of their own.

Inntravel www.inntravel.co.uk offer visitors a brilliant way to discover the city through their detailed walking notes. Make use of the city’s

Take a last minute break before festive madness really kicks in and visit some of the most beautiful Christmas markets on offer. Our own Churchill Square offers a Christmas market inspired by the original Christmas markets in Germany. Featuring European and local producers offering a unique selection of hand-made gifts and food - everything from jewellery, handcrafted goods, Belgium waffles and award-winning British cheeses.

If you wish to go further afield however we have our guide to the Absolute best Christmas Markets around. Eat, drink, be merry and see you in the New Year for our Absolute detox!

excellent public transport network - trams rattling through the wintry streets are yet another of Prague’s endearing characteristics.

Hunker down in atmospheric bars, coffee shops and restaurants and indulge in cups of hot wine, gingerbread or sweet treats served up by the Choco Café, a chocolate-lover’s paradise.

Plus don’t miss the many Christmas concert performances or the views from the imposing hill-top castle complex. Stay in the elegant 4-star Hotel Leonardo in the centre of the city on the banks of the Vltava River and just a stone’s throw

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from the famous Charles Bridge.

Stay in Hotel Leonardo from £445 per person based on two sharing, including three nights’ B&B accommodation, walking notes and return flights (London Heathrow-Prague) with Inntravel (www.inntravel.co.uk contact 01653 617000).

Bath

and the Holiday Shops at Bryant Park, where

The beautiful Bath Christmas Market is the biggest Christmas shopping event in the South West region consisting of more than 150 beautifully decorated wooden chalets, each selling a variety of high-quality products such as Christmas decorations, gifts, toys, clothes, household and festive food.

The 18 day

Start the countdown to Christmas with a stay at Holiday Inn London - Stratford City

event has a wonderful romantic atmosphere,

Stay at the Holiday Inn London Stratford City

befitting the time of year, helping to build the

between 6-8 December and you can enjoy a vintage Christmas market, roller disco and real ale festival at the new Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park in Stratford City. The hotel package includes overnight accommodation at the 188 room Holiday Inn London - Stratford City from £70* per person per night including a full English breakfast and two £20 shopping voucher for Westfield Stratford City which

with tempting fare and gentle entertainment

10pm on 6 December and 10am to 10pm on 7 and 9 December, the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park will be hosting a weekend filled with fun activities including a Christmas market selling seasonal goods, food and vintage wares, a roller disco with DJs and a wonderfully festive stage programme. With a real ale festival, a Christmas walkabout and a few special surprises, it will be a great way to start the countdown to Christmas.

rink, offer the largest variety and best bargains this Christmas!

Stay at Broadway @ Times Square Hotel and enjoy free breakfast, free wi-fi and free child stays. Double rooms start from $194.99 per night (under £62 per person) between 15 – 25 December. To book visit www.applecorehotels. co.uk/hotels/broadway-at-times-square-hotel

or

call freephone 0808 178 6363.

anticipation of the celebrations to come. Set in the picturesque streets and squares surrounding Bath Abbey and the Roman Baths, there couldn’t be a more perfect setting for a Christmas Market in the UK. www.bathchristmasmarket.co.uk.

Stay at Bath Priory Hotel – prices start from £210

www.thebathpriory.co.uk

For

more

information on Bath, go to www.visitbath.co.uk.

An Enchanted market in Le Touquet At Christmas, the town of Le Touquet – a mere 30 minutes from Calais - turns into a fairy tale land complete with an enchanted forest. Deep within the forest, visitors will find Father Christmas beside a magical ice rink set amongst stunning snow gardens. In the main town, hundreds of twinkling lights illuminate the

boasts over 300 shops for you to browse for those last minute gifts. Running from 6pm to

shoppers can take a quick turn on the festive ice

Fairy tale of New York With the bright lights and big budget window displays of New York’s famous department stores it’s very easy to forget that the Big Apple is home to an eclectic array of holiday markets.

Normally tucked away from the well-trodden tourist trails, boutique shops pop up in the stands and stalls of Manhattan’s holiday markets in the run up to Christmas, offering visitors the

Christmas market, with magical carriage rides, fairy tale storytellers and even a nativity scene made out of sand!

Price: Stay at the art-deco style Hotel Bristol in the centre of Le Touquet, a short walk from the Christmas celebrations. A double room starts from £77 on a room only basis. www.hotelbristol.fr

chance to pick up one-of-a-kind, hand crafted

Stay at The Holiday Inn London - Stratford

gifts from the fashion capital of the world. The

City from £70 PPPN based on two people

Grand Central Holiday Fair, located in the iconic

sharing. To book contact 020 3301 4040 or visit

railway station; the Holiday Market at Columbus

wwwhilondonstratford.co.uk.

Circle, right on the corner of Central Park;

Alsace The city of Strasbourg has been the home of the famous ‘Christkindelsmärik’ -Christmas marketevery year since 1570. Chiefly offering local arts and crafts or Christmas decorations, this

Rockefeller center

year Strasbourg has extended its hospitality to Croatia allowing visitors to discover the country’s rich cultural traditions, its crafts and many culinary specialities. An arts programme will cover the many aspects of Croatian culture through concerts, dance shows and events for children in different locations of the City. For more information please visit http://noel.tourisme-alsace.com/en/evenement_ en-223005394-The+Christmas+Market

From

all

at

Oliver

Relations

www.

oliverrelations.co.uk we wish you a very happy and peaceful Christmas and New Year.

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School News

Good tidings we bring ‘Tis the season of peace, goodwill and giving, so we have asked how our local schools are getting involved in the community during this time.

Brighton College Pupils of Brighton College play a very active part in society, raising thousands of pounds for local and national charities annually and this year is no different as the school’s yearly ‘Make a Difference Day’ sees every pupil and every teacher spend the day working in the community.

As part of this autumn’s Make a Difference Day, a group of pupils visited St John’s, a local school supporting students with learning disabilities, where they cleaned and painted walls and took part in a friendly football match against the hosts.

Other activities included laying new flower beds at the Stanmer Permaculture Garden Project, collecting in aid of Breast Cancer Research, tending to the New Road Nurseries, clearing shrub at Wolstonbury Hill and tidying up the sheltered housing at Cravenvale.

Further deeds involved cake baking, giving blood, sprucing up several of the churches in the Brighton area, helping at Coastway Hospital Radio, cleaning cars in Kemp Town and litter picking the length of Brighton beach. In total pupils gave their time to over 60 local and national projects.

With over 900 pupils out and about, work was completed in a day that would have taken local ground staff weeks and Jeanne, from the Stanmer Garden Project, was pleased with the outcome.

She said: “Our regular volunteers will greatly benefit and I know that they will be pleased too; we are now a good three to four weeks ahead of what we would have been able to accomplish without Brighton College”.

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Daley Thompson with winning relay team

Lancing College

Donations are still coming in, and Flo

Lancing College pupil Florence

will donate all surplus funds to the

Margaroli has incredibly swam a

Malawi foster home, Rose’s House.

staggering 1,344 lengths in a 25m

Pupils from Lancing College have

pool – the equivalent of crossing the

visited the central East African country

English Channel.

of Malawi biennially since 1982 and

The 15-year-old remarkably swam the

their expeditions have raised tens of

equivalent of 20.88 miles and is just

thousands of pounds for the hospital

one of her fund-raising initiatives to

and children’s homes where they have

raise the necessary £3,000 to ensure

worked.

her place on the College’s 15th

This year, Lancing is embarking on a

Malawi Expedition in 2014.

new venture; the direct sponsorship of

On completing this feat, Florence said:

Rose’s House and the four boys who

“I found it incredibly challenging, but I

live there.

knew that every length was going to make a difference.”

Rockinghorse elves

Burgess Hill

lifetime opportunities come

A students’ view of Burgess Hill School

up too, in particular the

for Girls - by Hannah McLennan

School’s biennial voluntary trip to Kabubbu in Uganda. It

Having been at Burgess Hill School for

is thanks to this array of extra-

Girls for six years you’d think I’d know

curricular opportunities that

what to expect when I turn up for the

the girls of the School can

school day. However, I never fail to be

find confidence and make

amazed by the generosity, confidence

new friends.

and ever-growing abilities of both the pupils and teachers.

It is thanks to the school that I, and many others, have

I couldn’t imagine being at a school

developed a ‘can do’ attitude;

with a purer or simpler ethos; the aim

the constant mind-set that

of being the best that you can be. This

anything can be achieved

means people’s abilities have the chance

with hard work. Even better,

to be nurtured no matter what they are.

at

From well-earned academic results, to

guaranteed it will be done

high achieving sports teams and school

with a smile!

plays worthy of being in the West End!

writing, and Drama club allows girls in the younger years to truly find a passion; leadership

opportunities

come

in the form of the Charity

Hill,

you’re

season special for children and

Charity

babies spending time in the Royal

The

Rockinghorse

Charity

are

Children’s

encouraging

their

supporters to wear red and green in December and help raise funds for sick children in Sussex this Christmas.

The local charity are launching their ‘Dress as an Elf on the Twelfth’ campaign for the second year and are encouraging schools and businesses in Brighton, Hove and across Sussex to take part in the

Music lessons, creative

while

Burgess

Rockinghorse Children’s

Committee,

public speaking and Young Enterprise for older girls. Of course, the odd once-in-a-

festive fundraiser.

The

Alexandra Children’s Hospital (the Alex) and Trevor Mann Baby Unit (TMBU) during the Christmas period.

Analiese

Doctrove,

Fundraising

at

Head

of

Rockinghorse

Children’s Charity, is encouraging schools and businesses to signup, she said: “We are delighted to welcome on board Austin Rees as this year’s sponsors of our Dress as an Elf on the Twelfth campaign. The event was a huge success in 2012

Brighton-based

charity

is

encouraging work colleagues to get together and wear red and green, or dress in full elf costume, and donate £1 for the dress-down day

and we are excited that so many businesses are getting involved again this year.”

If you’d like to find out more

on Thursday 12 December.

about Dress as an Elf on the

Last year, Rockinghorse raised

request a fundraising pack, please

nearly

£4,000

following

Twelfth, register your interest or their

first year of Dress as an Elf on the Twelfth. The campaign raises

call Rockinghorse on 01273 330044 or visit the website rockinghorse.org.uk.

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The Queen of Brighton

The Queen of Brighton Zoe Lyons plans a Champions League victory for the Albion and a pyjama party at the Pavilion

C

ue the trumpets, gather my purple

Brighton and Hove is to become an

robes and sling the crown this way.

independent business kingdom. I intend to

Rejoice, rejoice, rejoice for I am

remove the city from the the current national

Queen of Brighton for the day. Now my loyal

system of business rates. I will set up a new

and obedient subjects I want you to rest

system that will be fairer on small,independent

assured that I intend to take my royal duties

businesses and shops to give them a help

very seriously. I will in no way abuse the office

starting up. I will make sure that Brighton and

bestowed upon me. Having said that, one must

Hove remains a place of original, independent

be allowed a few luxuries when keeping the

outlets that encourages visiting trade. We will

throne warm, so from this moment on my

all reap the financial benefits and I get to have

grapes are to be peeled and potentially shoe

a much bigger crown.

dampening puddles covered by a cloak so that my regal tootsies stay toasty and dry. Other

It has come to my attention that congestion

than that I wish you to look upon me not as

is an ongoing royal pain in the derrière. With

some kind of untouchable earthbound deity

the increase in shoppers to the area that my

with a penchant for pointy, jewel encrusted hats

revolutionary business plans will no doubt

but rather as “one of you lot� as a commoner

bring. I intend to also overhaul the traffic

might say.

system; firstly, residence will be discouraged from using cars in the city. Instead each of my

The sole purpose of my reign is to try and

subjects will have free access to bikes that

improve the lives of the citizens within the

will be conveniently stationed around the city

Kingdom of Brighton and Hove. I hereby set

similar to the scheme set up by little Prince

out some rulings that I hope will benefit us all.

Boris of Londonshire. My bikes, however, will be the tricycle variety for extra stability

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and will come with shopping baskets and hi visibility flags attached. In addition, all residence, no matter what age, will receive free bus travel throughout the Kingdom. Both of these schemes will be funded by a ambitious park and ride initiative where it is intended that East Croydon will be used as a giant car park.

As you are probably aware, I am right cultured

is properly policed I could be having talks with

pension. Therefore I want to harness the power

me! I want to actively encourage people to

Real Madrid about Gareth Bale in a couple

of the more youthful to help their elders. This

go out and enjoy the arts that are on their

of years. I also have my eye on Torres and

city is full of enthusiastic runners of which I

doorstep. I realise that when money is a bit

Ibrahimovic.

am one. Treadmills are to be set up on the

tight trips to the theatre are not a priority

beach front and every runner is to donate

for most households. I will therefore issue

All work and no play makes this particular

ten minutes of their run to running on said

to each of my subjects two Culture Vulture

Queen a very dull girl. I like to put down the

treadmills which will generate energy that will

Vouchers a year. These can be redeemed at any

sceptre, kick off the royal slippers and throw

help heat the homes of the old. In return the

cultural event going on in the city. There are

some shapes on the dance floor as much as

older folks must teach the younger ones how

multiple benefits to this idea but mostly I hope

the next monarch. I plan on hosting an annual

to darn socks and sew on buttons to help us

that people will come away from a cultural

mega pyjama party mash up at the Pavilion. To

become a much less wasteful society.

experience that they might not have otherwise

show my people that I am a queen who moves

seen feeling, entertained, inspired and included.

with the times I will also allow the wearing of

This city is well known for embracing the

onsies. As a thank you to my people for not

more quirky side of life. So, in keeping with this,

Sporting achievement has a wonderfully

sending me to the gallows I will of course

other ideas that I am currently considering for

positive effect on any Kingdom. It’s boosts

pick up the bar bill. Entertainment plans for

my loyal subjects include a skateboard park

morale, it instils a sense of pride and belonging.

the party include adult only bouncy castles,

for dogs, free unicycle lessons for all and new

I want the Albion to have the best possible

miniature jousting using Shetland ponies and

affordable homes built for first time buyers in

chance of success so that they can one day be

firing effigies of Nigel Farage out of a cannon.

the style of our famous beach huts.

championship for my people. I will acquire

My Royal residence happens to be in Hove

Long live this Queen.... Hip Hip Hurrah.... Now

funding for world class players by imposing

where there is, shall we say, a slightly older

someone fetch me a grape.

on the spot fines on those who drop or leave

population. I am very aware of how difficult

rubbish on the beach. I believe that if this idea

it can be for some to heat their homes on a

in the premiership and also win the European

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