2023 SNIFTY CATALOG

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mom life

Might be coffee, might be wine. “It’s spicy” universal Mom code for “I’m not sharing” My kid’s driving me crazy. Well played, Karma. Parenting style: “But did you die?” My alone time is for everyone’s safety. Mamacita needs a margarita. I’m super tired. It’s like regular tired with a cape.

hello week

Dear Monday, go step on a Lego Tuesdays are for tacos Happy hump day You say Thursday, I say Friday eve Fri-nally! Saturdays are for the girls On Sundays we wear pajamas you got this Don’t stop get it get it Queen Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane All hustle and heart Actually, I can Don’t stress. Do your best. Forget the rest. Throw glitter in today’s face

adulting is hard

Being an adult is mostly just Googling symptoms. My age is very inappropriate for my behavior. Too old for Snapchat, too young for Life Alert. I don’t mind getting older, but my body is taking it badly. Remember that age gets better with wine. You know you’re old when happy hour is a nap. Another fine day ruined by responsibility.

worklife

I’m not feeling very worky today Frankly autocorrect, I’m getting a bit tired of your @#!% As far as I know I’m delightful Stop petting my peeves I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud at you? I’m not bossy, I’m aggressively helpful Who the #@!& took my pencil? Oh here it is.

let’s wine about it Let me drink about it and get back to you Be nice, be useful, bring wine I swear to drunk I’m not God I have mixed drinks about feelings What doesn’t kill us makes our drinks stronger Trust me, you can dance – Wine If you combine wine and dinner you get winner

SPP7024 mom life SPP7001 Hello Week SPP7002 You Got This

say what?

teaching is a work of heart I teach, what’s your superpower? Chaos Coordinator

I got class.

IDK, can you go to the bathroom? Teaching is a work of heart Teacher? I prefer Educational Rockstar. Tiny Human Tamer

life goal: pet all the dogs

Life goal: Pet all the dogs.

Sorry I’m late, I saw a dog. Hold on, my therapist is barking.

Sorry I can’t, I have plans with my dog.

I’m not a regular mom, I’m a dog mom. If I can’t bring my dog I’m not coming. Dog hair, don’t care.

alexa, bring me more cats

Alexa, bring me more cats.

TACO CAT backwards is TACO CAT… just sayin’ Gato have more cats.

I like my cats and like, 3 people.

I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cat mom. One cat short of crazy. My cat and I talk shit about you.

antisocial butterfly

I’d love to stay and chat, but I’m lying. Eww, people.

I’m a social vegan. I avoid meet. My favorite party trick is not going. On your mark, get set, go away. Like a good neighbor, stay over there. Indoorsy

fuck.

Fuck. Just stop right there, I already don’t give a fuck. “As fuck” is my favorite unit of measure. Does running out of fucks count as cardio? I need a stronger word than fuck. What the actual fuck?

Busy AF.

say what?

I would totally share my fries with you You’re so sweet I need to brush my teeth If we were playing kickball I’d pick you first I would totally share my fries with you You shine so bright I have to wear shades Every little thing you do is magic I bet you’re even smarter than Smarties You’re cooler than a popsicle on a hot day

good vibes

Let go of that #@!& Namaste all day Best Day Ever Be a nice human Good Vibes Only Kind people are my kinda people Happy is the new black

zen AF

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit. If you fall, I’ll be there – Mat Heavily Meditated Yoga. Because punching people is frowned upon. Don’t hate, meditate. Do no harm, but take no shit. I saw that – Karma.

happy birthday.

Birthday: Nature’s way of telling you to eat cake. Smile, you’re never going to look this young ever again. Go shawty, it’s your birthday! Here’s to another year of questionable life decisions. Aww, look at you gettin’ so old! I’m sorry I called you old, I thought you knew. This is your birthday present.

wake up beauty, it’s time to beast. Wake up beauty, it’s time to beast. I’m a woman, what’s your superpower? My dentist said I need a crown. I was like, I know, right? Be a warrior not a worrier. Don’t look back, you’re not going that way. Be the badass girl you were too lazy to be yesterday. Trying times are times for trying.

let’s taco ’bout us I only have fries for you. Let’s taco ’bout us Every pizza me loves every pizza you. Don’t go bacon my heart. I love you a latte. You’re all that and dim sum. You’re my jam.

SPP7021 Let’s taco ‘bout us

SPP7032 Happy Birthday. SPP7027 Wake up Beauty

SPP7007 Good Vibes

SPP7031 Share my Fries

SPP7025 Zen AF

I run a really tight shipwreck

I had my patience tested, I’m negative Well apparently rock bottom has a basement I think I’ve seized the wrong damn day Excuse me, what level of hell is this?

Next week I’m totally getting my shit together So many pants, so little yoga

I run a really tight shipwreck

professional day drinker

Born to Rum

Call me Old Fashioned Tequila Mockingbird

Wish you were Beer

Are you there God? It’s me Margarita. Renewed my Gin membership Professional Day Drinker

we’re the same kind of crazy We’re more than friends, we’re a really small gang I’d take a Nerf bullet for you

You had me at “we’ll make it look like an accident”

Friends don’t let friends do stupid stuff alone That’s a horrible idea. What time?

Friends are therapists you can drink with We’re the same kind of crazy

plant life

Plants are my soil mates OK, Bloomer

You grow girl!

Cactus makes perfect If you’re happy and you grow it… Good chives only Aloe, is it me you’re looking for?

addicted to the pot

My birthstone is a coffee bean Coffee is a hug in a mug

I must get up, my coffee needs me Can I call you back in a few cups of coffee?

I need a coffee the size of my ass I’m holding a cup of coffee so, yeah, I’m pretty busy A yawn is a silent scream for coffee

note to self

Progress not perfection

Eat the cookie

You deserve it

Be kind

Breathe deep Be here, now Laugh loudly

Day Drinker

ask me about my dad jokes

COME TO THE DAD SIDE, we have bad jokes

Mountains aren’t just funny, they are hill areas

I don’t trust those trees, they seem shady.

Did you say DAD joke, more like RAD joke

What do you call cheese that’s not yours? nacho cheese

DAD JOKES, Its how eye roll

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

AYE MATEY

say what?

best dad ever

The Grillfather

The Daddy Llama

You’re a great dad, keep that @#$! up!

Ain’t no hood like fatherhood

Dad joke Champion

DILF . Devoted. Involved. Loving. Father. Nacho average Dad

SPP7010 Dad Jokes

SPBS009

SPBS011

SPBS010

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SPPD01

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SPLD01 LIGHTNING BOLT

SPVD01 RAINBOW

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