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APRIL 6, 2014 Soldotna-Kenai, Alaska

Vol. 44, Issue 159

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Photos by Kelly Sullivan/ Peninsula Clarion Left: Sandra King, a teacher on leave from the Lower Kuskokwim school district, talks to Jayne Hanna, 14, during the 6th annual Alaska Native Oratory Society regional open-mic session. Bottom: Gabriel Stone kneels and briefly enacts a traditional dance at the Alaska Native Oratory Society, March 28, at Kenai Peninsula College, Kenai River Campus in Soldotna.

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Alaska Native Oratory Society brings the healing power of a story to Kenai Peninsula College By RASHAH MCCHESNEY Peninsula Clarion

There’s an innate power in storytelling — especially when the narrative wraps culture, struggle, tragedy and triumph into the tale. For the sixth year, the Alaska Native Oratory Society, or AkNOS held a regional open-mic

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Soldotna planning paths for skating By KELLY SULLIVAN Peninsula Clarion

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In this Aug. 10, 2008, file photo two observers watch a young brown bear fishing for red salmon.

Spring is the time for bear awareness Around the Kenai Peninsula, thawing layers of ice, snow can read like a fossil record. The emerging preserved trash, excrement and occasional carcasses are sending a message out to the hungry creatures

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A contentious resolution surrounding a Latin cross embedded in a veteran’s memorial on public land has been tabled indefinitely by the Kenai City Council. After nearly an hour of discussion, the group voted to halt progress on a resolution affirming its support of the Veteran’s Memorial in Leif Hansen Memorial Park at its meeting Wednesday. At the March 19 council meeting, veterans packed the council chambers and many voicing their desire to see the memorial be left alone, after concerns circulated that the council had considered moving the monument because of the cross. Council member Tim Navarre sponsored the resolution, which reads, “The city council of Kenai supports veterans and respects the public testimony presented by the veterans that spoke in support of the veteran’s memorial.” He said he wanted to show support for the veterans who “spoke from the heart.” He said when he looks at the war memorial he doesn’t see it as a religious symbol. “I see a soldier kneeling paying respect to another soldier who died,” he said. “People who look at the monument and see religion will make their point to you. The fact that it is called a veteran’s memorial – it is what it is.” The council voted 5-3 to table the resolution, with council members Terry Bookey, Mike Boyle,

event and this year about 25 people gathered in the commons at Kenai Peninsula College, Kenai River Campus in Soldotna. Emcee Jack Dalton, who will also be leading the statewide gathering in Anchorage, kept the crowd entertained as “Gruncle Jerome.”

Angeline Gooden laughs as a storyteller mimes being seasick a boat while fishing near Nunivak Island. Gooden, a student at Alaska Christian College, told her own story about her freshman year at the college. Right: Marvin Kiokun puts on his kuspuk, which serves several purposes but, on March 28, 2014 was his “armor outfit for storytelling” at the Alaska Native Oratory Society open-mic event.

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waking from hibernation; lunch is in town. Kenai Wildlife Refuge Park Ranger Candace Ward said with an early break up this year it is time for everyone on the peninsula to and prepare for the heightened activity of springtime wildlife. See BEAR, page A-2

This upcoming winter season the City of Soldotna is moving forward with it’s plans to turn areas of Soldotna Creek Park walking trails into skating paths. The city is currently in a period of nailing down logistics, Soldotna parks and recreation director Andrew Carmichael said. Some measurements are needed before any developments next winter, he said. “We want to get people to thrive in winter, as opposed to hunker down and bare it,” said Carmichael. See SKATE, page A-2

Wife sues over missing Mount Marathon runner ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — The wife of a 65-yearold Anchorage man who disappeared while participating in the 2012 Mount Marathon extreme mountain race in Seward has sued the organization that hosts the yearly Independence Day event. Peggy LeMaitre is seeking a $5 million settlement in her lawsuit against the Seward Chamber of Commerce, saying the organization showed outrageous conduct and was negligent in its duty of care toward her husband, Michael LeMaitre, and herself. The lawsuit claims the breach of duty by the chamber was a “direct and proximate” cause of Michael LeMaitre’s death. The lawsuit, which was filed last summer, also alleges that Peggy LeMaitre suffered emotional distress in the way she learned of her husband’s disappearance. C

The Chamber of Commerce wants the lawsuit dismissed, saying in court documents that the circumstances of Michael LeMaitre’s “presumed death” have never been determined. The case is scheduled for a jury trial in October, but the trial venue is in dispute. The chamber is opting for Seward and

the plaintiff wants Anchorage. On Friday, no one answered a phone listed for Peggy LeMaitre’s attorney, W. Sherman Ernouf. A receptionist for chamber attorney Laura Eakes said the lawyer had no comment. Michael LeMaitre was a rookie in the race on the 3,022See SUED, page A-5

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When bears first start waking up, food is still relatively scarce, Ward said. They have to cover a lot of ground until the salmon start to run and then they are more concentrated to the rivers, she said. For moose until the trees “leaf out” they will also be very mobile looking for bark and buds, Ward said. Many females will soon

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give birth and are hungrier, testier and more protective of their space, she said. Jeff Selinger, Area Biologist for Alaska Department of Fish and Game, said to be cautious during any encounter with wildlife. Every animal has had different experiences and varying tolerance, he said. “You don’t know what they’ve been through lately,” Selinger said. However, residents have many ways to prepare their yards and their lifestyles for potential hungry mammalian visitors, he said.

Selinger said go to the dump more often and putting coolers and garbage in a garage or enclosed area. Pick up pet droppings and scrubb BBQ grills to ensure critters don’t decide a yard is somewhere to find a snack. Selinger said to consider installing an electric fence for yards that house livestock or bees. In addition, he said birdfeeders and the seeds around them, should be cleaned up and stowed away until next winter. “We don’t want bears to associate people and residence

with food,” Selinger said. “Most coming out are pretty darn lean.” Heightening awareness while commuting is good practice as well, Selinger said. Caribou and moose will be skirting the roadways as they spread out to search for calories to put on fat, he said. The Kenai area has a large hare population, which means predators such as wolves, coyote, owls and hawks are also in higher numbers. These predators will also go after pets, Selinger said.

Selinger said to report any animal activity in populated areas, and “don’t take anything into your own hands.” Fish and Wildlife Biologist Todd Eskelin said when out hiking to pay attention to the surroundings and bring adequate protection. Only use firearms if proficient at shooting, he said. Bring bear spray and know how to use it, Eskelin said. Few bears can take a face full of mace and continue to chase someone up a tree, he said. Remember any deterrents have their limitations such as access,

A layer of visqueen plastic will be laid on the ground and a sheet of ice will be formed and polished over it, Carmichael said. The foundational plastic will cost between $600 and $700, he said. The city council approved funding for supplies as part of the Parks and Recreation budget. “We don’t take financial expenditures lightly,” Carmichael said. Besides materials, the only additional costs will be labor for the trial run this year, which will be assigned internally. He said, response so far has been positive, people’s eyes light up when they hear the plan. Carmichael said he has had the idea in the back of his head for some time. He said he is channeling a “Norman-Rockwellian,” picturesque theme for

the outdoor recreation. The development is also conducive to the city’s plans to improve the trail systems throughout Soldotna. Depending on how this first year goes, the city will decide how to expand or revise in the future. The city will monitor how many people use the paths, and check the ice itself to see how much wear it’s getting, he said. If the ice does not receive much use and it is expensive to maintain then the city will scrap it, Carmichael said. If successful, he hopes to permanently house an older Zamboni from the Soldotna Sports Complex in the park.

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topic, they would not be viewed as endorsing a religion. “Some risk (voting for or against the resolution) would promote or antagonize,” he said. The Kenai city council received two letters on the issue. One from the American Center for Law and Justice, which urged the city to continue to display the veteran’s memorial, siding with the artist Scott Hamman, “who intended the cross as a grave marker, not a Christian icon,” read the letter signed by Erik Zimmerman, the senior associate on the council of the American Center for Law and Justice. Another letter from Americans United for Separation of Church and State, asked the city to remove the Latin cross from the veteran’s memorial and requested a response to the letter within 30 days. Bloom said he would not respond to the letter without direction from council. Molloy said the city is stuck between a rock and a hard place on the memorial issue. He said while he respects the veterans’ support for the monument, besides the words, “Never Forgotten” engraved on it, there is not identification to say the statue is a veteran’s memorial. Shortly after the monument was installed last summer, council member Marquis said he responded to a citizen’s concern that the image on the monument resembled the one in California. Marquis and Bookey asked city administration and Bloom to investigate the if the potential of a lawsuit could happen to the City of Kenai. Marquis said he wished the city paid more attention before the monument was installed. While he said he respected the veteran’s testimony wholeheartedly, he never asked for the monument to be removed and feels the veterans have been misled.

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Ryan Marquis and Robert Molloy and student representative Courney Stroh voting yes. Mayor Pat Porter, council members Brian Gabriel and Navarre were against the motion to postpone the resolution indefinitely. Boyle, a Vietnam Veteran, motioned to table the resolution indefinitely. Council member Terry Bookey began the discussion by asking city attorney Scott Bloom what legal action could come as a result of the council approving the resolution. Bloom said in his opinion, Kelly Sullivan can be reached if the city was sued for having at Kelly.Sullivan@peninsula- a cross design in a public park, clarion.com they would most likely lose litigation, based on the recent ruling made in Lake Elsinore, Calif. In February a California federal judge rejected a proposed memorial which was to be built on public property. It depicted a soldier kneeling in prayer before a cross, violated federal and state laws. The court ruled the monument unconstitutional for endorsing religion and ruled in favor of the American Humanist Association, who filed the lawsuit, according to a Feb. 27 story from the Religious News Service. When the design was presented to the Lake Elsinore city council for review, some residents objected to the memorial because it had religious symbols, while some city council members supported it. Bloom said with these types of cases a judge’s ruling on the Photos by Kelly Sullivan/ Peninsula constitutionality is anyone’s Dr. Paul Landen claps for the final speaker at the Alaska Native Oratory Society, March 28, guess. The wording in the resat Kenai Peninsula College, Kenai River Campus in Soldotna. For more photos and a video olution about supporting the from the event visit www.peninsulaclarion.com veterans and respect for their testimony in support of the Henry memorial could be interpreted Smith in choosing a side, he said. If The statewide Alaska Native listens to the city remains neutral on the Oratory Society event will be several held from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. stories about the in the Cuddy Center at the experiUniversity of Alaska Anchorage ences and humor of The stories poured out, Phillip Kopanuk Alaska spoke of his sister’s death from alcohol poisonNatives ing; Marvin Kiokun energetically mimed being people seasick near Nunavik Island on his grandfather’s from boat; Jayne Hanna wove a tale of being transaround ported back in time and easing into the serenity the state of village life — it became apparent that some during an struggled with speaking in front of crowds. open mic Kopanuk’s tale of trying to revive his sister in Soland finding salvation in a bible left in the hospidotna. tal waiting room, was delivered in a quick monotone as Kopanuk looked down at the paper in his hands. But, at times, he slowed and looked up at the Continued from page A-1 crowd to talk about the power of his own alcohol addiction and how important it was to recognize The character is a fictional representation of the destruction that substance abuse was wreakan Alaska Native elder named after Dalton’s own ing on the lives of Alaska Native people. The power of his emotion carried into the great-uncle. audience. Several nodded along while he was Dalton’s character brought laughter to tragedy, a common theme during the event. Stories speaking and the applause was loud and long touched on suicide, assault, addiction and salva- when he finished. “I think everyone is a storyteller,” Dalton said. tion. “What makes someone not a good public speaker “My cousin put it one time, she said, we laugh through our tears as a way of coping with the dif- isn’t the speaking part, it’s the public part.” Dalton said the AkNOS events gave people ficult things we have to face,” Dalton said. the chance to share the things that hold value in As he stood in front of the room in a handtheir lives. dyed kuspuk, a long hooded traditional garment He pointed to another speaker whose story rewith a large pocket in the front, Dalton called members of the audience into getting up to share volved around three “epic fail” suicide attempts. The story, that speaker said, had been shared their stories. more than 50 times in front of audiences around Sandra King, a visiting teacher from the Lower Kuskokwim school district, jumped up to the country — but he still stuttered through porspeak near the end of the day — though she had tions of it. “That, to me, is absolutely extraordinary,” not signed up to do so beforehand. Dalton said. “That is, to me, the power of our orKing told the crowd that they had inspired her atory tradition that our ancestors — if something before she started talking about her life. “They used to dig really deep for outhouses really difficult needed to be addressed — they and after you fill up your (honey bucket) you go would have stood up and spoken about it no matter how uncomfortable it was.” to the thing to dump them out,” King said. Several of the storytellers acknowledged their Her father decided to empty the family’s honey buckets one day and as he was getting ready nerves as they spoke and Dalton said the AkNOS to go, her brother asked where he was going, events were designed to encourage people to deKing said. Her father joked that he was going velop their voices, especially when it came to addressing issues that Alaska Native people have to heaven. “He got the buckets and he went out and he faced, like the Alaska Native Claims Settlement forgot they had a dug a hole,” King said. “It was Act and being taken away from their villages and put into boarding schools. dark, there was no electricity at that time.” “If we don’t have people that can speak to Consequently, he fell into the ditch and spilled those issues and speak up about those issues — the family’s excretions all over himself. “He came back and knocked on the door and then we could get steamrolled again,” Dalton my mother opened the door and she went ‘whew, said. Reach Rashah McChesney at rashah.mcis that what heaven smells like,’” King said as chesney@peninsulaclarion.com the several in the audience burst into laughter.

No date for construction is currently set, Carmichael said. Weather will be the determining factor. When it is cold enough to naturally refrigerate the ice, then construction will begin, he said. The amount of trail area the ice will cover is yet to be determined, Carmichael said. Since the paths are lit after dark, people will still want to use them for walking. The 5-acre park has picnic areas, playground equipment, benches, and has over 500 feet of elevated boardwalk with river-access stair units that wind along the edge of the Kenai River.

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wind, temperature and maneuvering. If able, hike in a group, and make noise, Eskelin said. He does not encourage jogging alone. A bear may hear a runner coming but won’t likely be able to move out of the way in time, he said. There’s not substitute for using your senses and leaving an area that seems unsafe, Eskelin said.

Kelly Sullivan can be reached at Kelly.Sullivan@ peninsulaclarion.com “This issue has created a division in the community and it is not healthy,” he said. Bookey said he has endured a lot of criticism for his response to citizen requests. “I have been threatened and ridiculed and my moral beliefs have been called into question,” he said. “I am looking out for the best interest in the city even if it doesn’t align with my own beliefs. This is a business decision, not personal.” Porter said she would have supported the resolution and wants to see the veteran’s memorial stay where it is. “I might have to make another decision legally if we were forced to,” she said. “I’m not afraid of being threatened. You still have the potential lawsuits either way, the monument is still there. It could go either way no matter what we did here tonight.” Bob Myles, a Kenai resident and member of the National Veterans of Foreign Wars Committee, said he would like to see the council make a decision one way or another. “I believe (council) sidestepped the issue in a cowardly way,” he said. “I thought (Navarre) did a fantastic job with the resolution. The issue is not going to go away.” Myles, who spoke to the council at the March 19 meeting, said the public have spoken overwhelmingly in favor of keeping the monument where it is and if the council would not take a stand, they can be voted out. “The council needs to remember that veteran’s vote and elections are coming up,” he said. Why keep them in position if they do not support the citizens it is time for a change in council. If you don’t agree with somebody we can vote them out of office.” Reach Dan Balmer at dan. balmer@peninsulaclarion.com

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Obituary Robert Otto Biastoch Robert Otto Biastoch, 75, passed away peacefully of natural causes at St. James Sunday, March 30, 2014 in Butte, Mont. Bob “the Butcher” was born on Nov. 18, 1938 in Butte to Curt and Mae Biastoch. He attended Butte area schools and graduated from Butte High where he was an all-around standout athlete and excelled in football. After graduation, Bob attended Washington University where he continued his football career. He was persuaded by coaches from Montana State University (Go Cats!) to return to Montana and play ball so he would be closer to the love of his life. Married in 1959, Patricia (Pat) Barry and Bob had four children and spent the first part of their marriage in Montana, but in 1973 took a two week vacation to Alaska that ended up lasting 29 years. Together the two entrepreneurs owned and operated Echo Lake Lockers for 29 years, a very successful family retail business and made many friends from all parts of the world as a result and had many adventures along the way. In 2001, Bob and Pat retired and sold their business and returned to Montana to live in their home in Dewey. Bob spent time fishing with family and just enjoying “the life” tinkering in his smokehouse and spoiling his bulldogs. Bob was elected to the Butte Sports Hall of Fame in 2010 for football and the Montana State Hall of Fame in 2012.

Around the Peninsula Soldotna Public Library offers stress relief Has stress got you down? Do you need a chance to relax? Come learn Spring Forest Qigong from Duane Gibson on today from noon to 1 p.m.

William Carl Bumgarner William Carl Bumgarner, 87, of Wasilla, passed away on Monday, March 10, 2014 at Mat-Su Regional Medical Center. William was born on March 10, 1927 in Litchfield, Ill. William became a resident of Alaska in 1948, living in Seward, Anchorage, and currently in Wasilla. William was a skilled sheet metal worker and Charter Member of Local 23. He was an owner and/or partner in Glacier

Triumvirate bookstore seeks volunteers The Triumvirate Theatre bookstore in the Peninsula Center Mall in Soldotna is seeking volunteers. For more information, call Ruth at 398-9683.

Square dance classes held in Ninilchik Beginning square dance classes will be held on Thursday

Tuesday 10a.m. The House Special Committee on Fisheries will sponsor a public hearing to discuss Monday 1p.m. merce Committee will Confirmations: Board of The House Resources Com- sponsor a public hearing Fisheries - Susan Jefmittee will sponsor a public to discuss HB 370 AWCB frey, Reed Morisky & John hearing to discuss Controlled Substance PreJensen. Testimony will be HB 371 State Land and scriptions, HB 357 Access taken. Materials, SB 137 Extend To Licensed Premises, 1:30p.m. Seismic Hazards Safety HB 254 Powers Of Attorney Tuesday The Senate Labor & ComCommission, SB 77 Big and HB 336 Alcohol Sales Game Hunting with Children Near School / Church. Testi- merce Committee will sponsor a public hearing to and Confirmation: Board mony will be taken. of Game - Stanley (Stosh) Tuesday 9a.m. discuss SB 214 Insurance Adjuster Licensing, HB 141 Hoffman, Jr., Ted Spraker The Senate State Affairs Workers’ Compensation & David Brown. 3 minute Committee will sponsor a Medical Fees, HB 32 Lines testimony limit. public hearing to discuss Monday 1:30p.m. SB 30 Teachers & Public Em- of Business on Business License, HB 234 Extend The Senate Health & ployee Retirement Plans, Regulatory Commission of Social Services CommitHB 217 Dr. Walter Soboleff Alaska, HB 276 Motor Vetee will sponsor a public Day, HB 310 U.S. Constituhicle Dealer Employees, hearing to discuss SB 209 tional Convention Delegates HB 204 Salmon & Herring Regulation of Smoking, HB and Confirmation Hearings: Product Development Tax 134 Medicaid Payment for Quinlan Steiner, Public DeMediset Prescription and fender, Director Alaska Public Credit and Confirmation Hearings. Testimony will be HCR 19 Supporting Efforts Defender Agency taken. of Recover Alaska. 3 minute Kathleen Frederick, Chief Wednesday 1p.m. testimony limit. Administrative Law Judge, Monday 3:15p.m. Office of Administrative Hear- The House Judiciary ComThe House Labor & Comings.Testimony will be taken. mittee will sponsor a public hearing to discuss SB 108 Confidentiality of Criminal

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Although he had a reputation for being a tough guy, those who truly knew him saw a more bark than bite. His grandchildren loved to sit in his lap and crawl all over this gentle giant. If heaven weren’t so far away ... He is survived by his wife Pat; daughter Terri Ellis and husband Randy of Greece; son Chuck Biastoch and his wife Valarie of Wrangell; daughter Darlene Biastoch and fiancé Tommy Woodford; son Kevin Biastoch and wife Maria of Butte; seven grandchildren and nine great-grandchildren. He was preceded in death by his parents, his stepmother Bea and his brother Kurt. Cremation has taken place and a private ceremony will take place at a later date. Special thanks to the Crest, Big Sky Assisted Living, Rocky Mountain Hospice, and St. James Healthcare for taking such excellent care of our husband, father, and grandfather. Condolences may be sent to Pat Biastoch at 2222 Argyle, Butte, MT 59701.

Case Records, SB 116 Service of Citations,SB 170 Affirmative Defense to Prostitution and SJR 22 Oppose Warrantless Data Collection. 3 minute testimony limit. Wednesday 3:15p.m. The House Labor & Commerce Committee will sponsor a public hearing to discuss Confirmation Hearing: Board of Real Estate Appraisers, HB 206 Motor Vehicle Service Contracts, HB 116 PERS Credit For Military Service, HB 203 Reimbursement Of Health Insurance Claims and HB 384 Alaska Minimum Wage.

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Mechanical of Anchorage, Bay City Motors of Seward, retiring in 1992 as owner of Noble Mechanical Inc. of Anchorage. He was a lifetime member of the National Rifle Association. William also served his country in the U.S. Army. William enjoyed boating, snow machining and building off-road hunting vehicles, and owned Uniflite the “Polaris” in Seward. William was loved dearly by his family and friends. He was a patient man and a problem solver and was known to crack many jokes for family and friends. William was a composed individual and when he said something it was usually his final word on the subject. He was very self-sufficient and self-motivated, he rarely would ask for help. William dearly missed his sweet wife Georgina of 62 years, who preceded him in death. We shall remember him. As promised William and Georgina’s ashes will be scattered together over Mount Susitna. Survivors include: sister-in-law, Ruth (John) Swank of Layton, Utah; brothers-in-law, Bob (Jane) Sullivan of Rocklin, Calif., and Lyle (Kay) Sullivan of Calistoga, Calif.; sons Warren (Cyndi) Bumgarner of Big Lake, and John (Laurie) Bumgarner of Anchorage; granddaughters, Danielle Barrett of Big Lake, Melissa-Keith Williams, Tracy Thompson and Wendy Hoverfield, all of Anchorage; and great-grandchildren, Jamus and Emmett of Wasilla, Lilyana and Keeran Noble, Kaylyn Barlow, Christopher and Kara Thompson, Kandus Lee, Joshuwa Lamb all of Anchorage. He was preceded in death by his parents, Noble and Alice Bumgarner; brothers, James and Jack Bumgarner; and sisters, Iris Bumgarner and Helen Fay. Valley Funeral Home cared for arrangements.

nights, from 7-9 p.m. at the Ninilchik Senior Center. For more information, call 907-567-3312.

Grief support available Individuals struggling with grief may call Fred Kehl at 907420-3979 for free counseling sessions with a certified counselor.

Testimony will be taken. Thursday 8:30a.m. The House Finance Committee will sponsor a public hearing to discuss SB 56 Reclassifying Certain Drug Offenses SB 64 Omnibus Crime / Corrections / Recidivism Bill SB 173 Synthetic Drugs HB 160 Licensing Of Athletic Trainers. Testimony will be taken. Friday 8:30a.m. The House Finance Committee will sponsor a public hearing to discuss SB 74 University Of Alaska Building Fund and HB 316 Workers’ Compensation Medical

Fees. Testimony will be taken. Friday 3:15p.m. The House Labor & Commerce Committee will sponsor a public hearing to discuss SB 138 Gas Pipeline; AGDC; Oil & Gas Production Tax, SB 129 Real Estate Appraisers, SB 159 Air Ambulance Services, SB 145 Vets’ Retirement / Loans / Housing / Employment and SB 58 Cancel Insurance on Certain Abandoned Property. Testimony will be taken.

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Gov. appointments highlight his larger philosophical issues with obeying state law GOVERNOR SEAN PARNELL MADE TWO controversial appointments recently when he tapped out-of-state residents to the state’s Assessment Review Board and the Alaska Gasline Development Corporation — despite a state law that requires all board and commission members to be Alaska voters. Legislators and the Governor sparred over the legality of the situation as the governor maintains he has the right to make those appointments as the law likely violates the state’s Constitution, which says members must only be U.S. citizens. House Speaker Mike Chenault has requested a stand-alone bill to address the appointment to the AGDC, while the candidate for the assessment board withdrew his nomination, effectively resolving the situation. Chenault said the issue was an “oversight” of the original legislation on establishing AGDC and his bill should provide some clarity to the issue. These are not minor positions. The Assessment Review Board sets the value of crude-oil pipelines while the Alaska Gasline Development Corporation could play a large role in the state’s LNG project. While there may be instances when it is appropriate to have non-Alaskans sit on regulatory boards — especially in situations where people who have the expertise to manage the state’s resources live elsewhere — the real issue is that the Governor made those appointments before having the legal authority to do so. State law should stand on its own merit and if Parnell interpreted the law as a violation of our constitution, he should have taken steps to correct the issue rather than circumventing the legal gray area and stirring up controversy. It is irresponsible to assume that one’s own interpretation of the law is somehow more valid than the actual letter of that law. Parnell’s appointments put the cart before the horse and Chenault’s solution closed the barn door after the cart and horse had already escaped.

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The ABC’s of school choice When people speak of a legacy, they usually mean something other than what the late economist Milton Friedman and his wife, Rose, left behind, namely the Friedman Foundation for Educational Choice (edchoice.org). The foundation has just released a small book entitled “The ABC’s of School Choice: The comprehensive guide to every private school choice program in America.” The Friedman philosophy can be summed up in two sentences, which are posted on their web page: “School choice gives parents the freedom to choose their children’s education, while encouraging healthy competition among schools to better serve families’ needs. School choice lets parents use the public funds set aside for their children’s education to choose the schools — public or private, near or far, religious or secular — that work best for them.” Choice, competition and what works best for them, not what works for unions and school administrators. Choice and competition work in business, politics and virtually every other area of life, but not in the monopolistic public education monstrosity where the lack of same limit educational achievement for many and often rob children of a brighter future. One other benefit to school choice was mentioned in a column written by Dr. Friedman on Sept. 28, 2000 for The Wall Street Journal. About school voucher programs, Dr. Friedman said: “They also demonstrate the inefficiency of government schools by providing a superior education at less than half the per pupil cost.” On more than one occasion Dr. Fried-

man has noted that modern public education remains based on a 19th-century model with children from different backgrounds brought together into a single melting pot. That doesn’t work in the Cal Thomas 21st century. In The Wall Street Journal column, Dr. Friedman wrote, “Free market competition can do for education what it has already done for other areas, such as agriculture, transportation, power, communication and most recently, computers and the Internet. Only a truly competitive educational industry can empower the ultimate consumers of educational services — parents and their children.” The only counter arguments to this are based on everything besides what benefits the children. In the “ABC’s of School Choice” is listed the state of education choice from Alabama to Wisconsin. It’s a mixed bag with some states offering vouchers and others alternatives such as Education Savings Accounts, tax-credit scholarships and individual tax credits/deductions. These would be used at a parent’s discretion for private schools — secular or religious, charter public schools, homeschooling, or online learning. While Dr. Friedman acknowledged that school choice would benefit poor and minority students, he maintained that all boats would be raised because competition would force every school — public and private — to compete for “customers.”

When businesses compete for customers the quality of their products must improve in order for them to stay in business. Not so with the public school monopoly that gets taxpayer money with few requirements, except in a few states, that they improve their product. Various studies have shown there is little difference so far between public and alternative schools when it comes to test scores, but these studies acknowledge that testing alone is not the only standard by which education success can be measured. According to a 2006 report by the Public Policy Institute of California, which studied the San Diego Unified School District, “Black students were twice as likely as others to apply for an alternative school under one of four programs. And test scores were not the primary factor in influencing the decision to try an alternative school. Overall, the choice programs in San Diego are increasing the integration of whites and nonwhites, and decreasing very mildly the integration of students with low and high test scores.” Minority parents have shown strong interest in transferring their children from failing public schools into schools that are safer and the academics stronger. Parents want choice, students want choice. Only the unions and certain politicians stand in their way. Cal Thomas’ latest book is “What Works: Common Sense Solutions for a Stronger America” is available in bookstores now. Readers may email Cal Thomas at tcaeditors@tribune.com.

Sheldon’s ‘Buy America’ program Is this a great country or what? Where else could a Chris Christie believe that once he grows up, he can be president of the United States? There he was in Las Vegas — or, as New Jersey people like to call it, “The Other Atlantic City” — joining fellow prospective Republican presidential candidates Bush, Walker and Kasich in a group pander before billionaire Sheldon Adelman. But pity Christie. In midgrovel, he tripped. The well-known Adelman, who accumulated his fortune from a worldwide network of casinos, has many passions. He’s dead set against online gambling, which is easy to understand, considering his pleasure-and-loss empire is a brick-and-mortar one. He’s also a fierce supporter of Israel; in fact, the various GOP wannabes were officially there to make appearances before the Republican Jewish Federation. But they really were there because of Adelson’s other hobby: Sheldon Adelson is part of that very small group of obscenely wealthy people who try to purchase governments, in particular the American one. Last time around, he spent nearly a hundred mil in a failed attempt to buy the White House for the GOP. He is willing to try again, and that’s why many of the party’s luminaries were there for “Sheldon’s Primary.” In exchange for a private ring-kissing session, they each made a public speech trying to outdo one another with their expressions of undying support C

for Israel. But when it was Christie’s turn, he plain and simply stepped in it. He was describing his strong impressions during the visit he and his family made a couple of years ago: “I took a Bob Franken helicopter ride from the occupied territories across and just felt personally how extraordinary that was to understand, the military risk that Israel faces every day.” If there had been loud alarms in the room, they would have started clanging. Referring to the West Bank and other tightly controlled areas where Palestinians live as “occupied territory” is a definite no-no to Jewish true believers. Up until that point, he was on a roll, wowing his audience with anti-Obama rhetoric like “We cannot have a world where our friends are unsure whether we’ll be with them, and our enemies are unsure of whether we’ll be against them.” Poor Christie. He was trying so hard to put “Bridgegate” behind him and build a bridge to Sheldon Adelson’s coffers, and he blew it. All he could do is ask for another private bowing-and-scraping meeting to apologize. Even by Las Vegas standards, this was sordid. Usually, the super-rich try to hide

their efforts to put their guy into the White House. The infamous Koch brothers have been flushed out, but Adelson doesn’t even bother with camouflage. In fact, he’s pretty blatant. And his suitors show little shame as they prostrate themselves before him. Will Rogers talked about a government that was the “best that money could buy.” Through the decades, we have deteriorated into the worst that money can buy. The special interests, with limitless money at their disposal, have been able to sabotage just about any effort for the public sector to serve the public. Sad to say, most of our politicians are scared to look past the next election, which means they are willing pawns of those who can buy it for them or force them out if they don’t do the bidding of the powerful few. The Supreme Court’s conservative majority has just made things worse with the ruling that lifts some of the few remaining limitations that stood between our democracy and a full oligarchy. We’ve all heard the expression “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.” Unfortunately, the sorry spectacle sponsored by Adelson demonstrates that what goes on in Vegas won’t stay there, but will spread its rot through our entire system. Bob Franken is a longtime broadcast journalist, including 20 years at CNN.

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foot peak. The race is marked by loose rocks on hard bedrock, shale slopes and stretches that get muddy and slippery when wet. LeMaitre was lagging behind in the race. No trace of him was ever found, despite multiple searches by rescuers and LeMaitre’s family and friends. There are

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bears on the mountain but nothing was found to indicate a mauling. Bruises and cuts and even broken bones are fairly common in the scramble up and down Mount Marathon during the race, which began in 1915. LeMaitre’s disappearance led to significant rule changes that began in last year’s race. Runners now must meet time markers along the race or be disqualified. Race rookies must familiarize themselves with the terrain before participating.

Hoonah carvers make their marks MARY CATHARINE MARTIN Capital City Weekly

HOONAH, Alaska — In a former auto shop beside Hoonah High School, three carvers are busy restoring signs of Huna Tlingit ancestry, genealogy and history to the land cleared by an advancing glacier more than 250 years ago. Every weekday, Gordon Greenwald, Herb Sheakley and Owen James work on a house that will represent all four of Hoonah’s founding clans. The house is bound for Bartlett Cove, in Glacier Bay National Park. People from the Hoonah community drop by to see how progress is going. Elders stop by to see the stories they’ve told Greenwald, the lead carver, come to life. High school students drop by to work on their own projects. The house is named Xúna Shuká Hit: Xúna for the Huna people; “Hit” means “house,” and “Shuká” is a word Greenwald said doesn’t quite translate to English but can be interpreted to mean ancestry, genealogy and history. “It (the house) has been a pot

of deer stew boiling for many, many years,” he said. Greenwald, James and Sheakley have carved interior screens and four house poles (totems, except these are inside). All the wood is red cedar from Prince of Wales Island, milled in Hoonah by Icy Strait Lumber, and the carvers do all the work by hand. Each house post took between 4 ½ and 5 months to carve, with all three men working together. The four house posts - totems - represent the four original Hoonah clans. Five clans left Glacier Bay after the glacier advanced, Greenwald said, but it’s unknown where the fifth ended up. (Now, many more clans live in Hoonah.) The four original clans are the T’akdeintaan, (Raven), Wooshkeetaan, Chookaneidí and Kaagwaantaan (all eagle moieties). The central pole carvings are a goat, a shark, an octopus and a wolf, respectively. Each image tells the history and stories of a particular clan. Marbled murrelets whirl at the top of one; rock cairns tower at the tops of mountains in another.

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It’s the little things Alaira Doherty,3 and her other mother Mandy play with tiny magnets during the NanoDays event, Friday at the Challenger Center.

The red cedar door into the house will be round, as is traditional, with a rectangular, western option for handicapped access. Open hands near the door represent welcome. Greenwald designed everything after listening to stories from elders. “The figures are kind of like chapter titles ... and some chapters are 100 pages,” Greenwald said. “The elders have been very entrusting ... they said okay, you know the history, you know the story, now let’s see what you can do with it.” Other images on the panels include a copper shield representing the value of Huna Tlingit culture and history.

A bentwood chest is a box of knowledge. Spirit faces of ancestors and future generations gaze down from the outer edges. “We didn’t need the present, because when we’re there, there we are,” Greenwald said. “The future generation they’ll know we were thinking of them,” Sheakley said of the spirit faces. Sheakley began carving in 2006. Regalia, he said, is “not just for sad times; it’s for happy times, too. ... I want you to see my ancestors through me when you see my regalia.” The shop is filled with projects: a Thunderbird staff, head-

dresses, paddles, a bentwood box. James used to watch his grandfather carve in Kake. “That’s how I started getting into carving, is watching him carve,” he said. “I’m still learning.” Even on his deathbed, his grandfather would use crutches to bend over his work, carving, James said. James said, in working on the project, he saw an opportunity to put a piece of himself into something lasting. Both men expressed gratitude to Greenwald. “This all goes back to Gordy,” Sheakley said. “How he’s unselfishly showing you every single

piece... you can become a better person, carving.” Greenwald is a first-generation carver. He began learning how to carve in the early 70s, while teaching at Hoonah High School. Around eight mentors helped him, he said. Hoonah Indian Association Tribal Administrator Bob Starbard said construction of the house is currently out to bid. On April 12, the four principal clans and others will travel to Bartlett Cove for a ground blessing. Construction on the physical structure of the house is slated to begin this spring and end in fall 2015. It will be dedicated in spring 2016.

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Immigration advocates decrying deportation woman whose son has been in the Eloy Detention Center for nearly three years and PHOENIX — Immigration a woman who was arrested advocates and supporters ral- at her work and detained for lied Saturday in cities across two months, the group said. The Eloy Police Departthe country in a renewed effort to push President Barack ment had about five officers Obama to put a freeze on de- monitoring the rally. Sgt. Brian Jerome said the demonportations. Organizers of the more stration was relatively peacethan 50 planned “Day of Ac- ful with no arrests. Amber Cargile, an ICE tion” demonstrations said Obama has the executive spokeswoman in Phoenix, power to stop deportations said the agency respects the that separate immigrants liv- rights of people to protest ing in the country illegally outside its facilities. “While we continue to from their loved ones. In Eloy, Ariz., more than work with Congress to enact 100 supporters converged in commonsense immigration front of U.S. Immigration and reform, ICE remains comCustoms Enforcement (ICE) mitted to sensible, effective enforcement detention center after jour- immigration neying more than 60 miles that focuses on its priorities, including convicted criminals from Phoenix. Natally Cruz, an organiz- and those apprehended at the er with the grassroots group border while attempting to Puente Arizona, said many of unlawfully enter the United the people in attendance have States,” Cargile said. More than 50 people, inrelatives who have been inside the facility for more than cluding families with children, stood in front of a federa year. al immigration office in New York City. Among them was ‘Everything was 47-year-old Humayun Chowdhury, a cab driver who said a mess. We had his family suffered immensetrouble getting ly when authorities held him for 14 months. food. My mom “I got out to my family bejust cried all the cause my community helped,” time’ said Chowdhury, who is from Bangladesh. — Maheen Chowdhury Chowdhury now has a permit to work in the U.S. and he hopes to get a green card “We want President Obama in the future. His 14-year-old and his administration to re- son, Maheen, said he was 11 ally hear our community when immigration authorities members across the country, showed up to arrest his father to understand we do not want at 5 a.m. According to Maheen, the one more person separated,” said Cruz, who entered the separation put the entire famU.S. at age 8 illegally with ily in a tailspin. “Everything was a mess. her parents. “One family every night goes to bed missing We had trouble getting food. My mom just cried all the somebody in their family.” Many walked with signs time. We had to sell our car saying “Not 1 More Depor- for money,” said Maheen tation” and calling for de- Chowdhury, who was born in ferred deportation action for the U.S. The Chowdhurys said they all. The group included a TERRY TANG Associated Press

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Xitlaly Hernandez, 6, on left, listens to a speech Saturday by a supporter of the immigrant advocacy group, Puente Movement, during a rally outside the immigration detention center in Eloy, Ariz., to protest the record numbers of deportations that have taken place under President Barack Obama's administration.

don’t want others to suffer the same pain and that there should be a way for immigrants without criminal records to stay in the country. In Hartford, Conn., dozens of immigrants gathered in front of a federal building after coming from 11 cities

across the state. Many say they were angered into action by the refusal of Republicans in Congress to work on immigration reforms. Protesters included Jasmine Mendoza, of Norwalk, Conn., whose husband was deported after a routine traffic stop. Men-

doza said she is raising their 8-month-old son alone. Protests were planned in California a day after 23 demonstrators were arrested in San Francisco for blocking traffic in a major intersection. In March, Obama asked

Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson to review enforcement practices to ease his administration’s rate of deportations. Under Obama’s leadership, almost 2 million people have been removed from the U.S.

Kansas bill expands gun rights JOHN HANNA AP Political Writer

TOPEKA, Kan. — Kansas legislators gave final approval Saturday to a bill that would nullify city and county gun restrictions and ensure that it’s legal across the state to openly carry firearms, a measure the National Rifle Association sees as a model for stripping local officials of their gun-regulating power. The House approved the legislation, 102-19, a day after the Senate passed it, 37-2. The measure goes next to Republican Gov. Sam Brownback. He hasn’t said whether he’ll sign it, but he’s a strong supporter

of gun rights and has signed other measures backed by the NRA and the Kansas State Rifle Association. Kansas law doesn’t expressly forbid the open carrying of firearms, and the attorney general’s office has in the past told local officials that some restrictions are allowed. The Unified Government of Wyandotte County and Kansas City, Kan., has prohibited the practice, but the bill would sweep any such ban away, except to allow cities and counties to prevent openly carried weapons inside public buildings. The measure also would prevent cities and counties from enacting restrictions on the sale

of firearms and ammunition, or imposing rules on how guns must be stored and transported. Existing ordinances would be void, and local government could not use tax dollars for gun buy-back programs. Supporters say a patchwork of local regulations confuses gun owners and infringes upon rights guaranteed by the state and U.S. constitutions. Opponents of the bill argue that local officials know best what policies are appropriate for their communities. Both the National Rifle Association and the San Francisco-based Law Center to Prevent Gun Violence say 43 states, including Kansas, already signifi-

cantly limit the ability of cities and counties to regulate firearms, though they vary widely in how far they go. But an NRA lobbyist said this week that this year’s legislation in Kansas would make that state a model on the issue for gun-rights supporters. The center says California and Nebraska have narrow pre-emption laws that leave substantial power to local officials and five — Connecticut, Hawaii, Massachusetts, New Jersey and New York — don’t expressly pre-empt local regulation. Kansas last year enacted a law to allow people with concealed-carry permits to bring their weapons into public buildings after 2017.

Shooting rampage motive unknown DANICA COTO Associated Press

FORT HOOD, Texas — Despite evidence that suggests Spc. Ivan Lopez had an argument before going on a shooting rampage, investigators said they may never determine what compelled the Fort Hood soldier to kill three soldiers and wound 16 others before taking his own life. Lt. Gen. Mark Milley, Fort Hood’s commander, said that an “escalating argument” precipitated the assault. He declined to discuss the cause of the argument but said investigators believe Lopez made no effort to target specific soldiers — even though at least one of the soldiers shot was involved in the dispute. Milley would not say whether those involved were among the dead or wounded, or how many shooting victims had been a part of the argument. “There was no premeditated targeting of an individual,” he said. However, the military has not established a “concrete motive” for Spc. Ivan Lopez’s rampage, said Chris Grey, a spokesman for the Army’s Criminal Investigation Command based in Quantico, Va. And because Lopez is dead, he added, “the possibility does

exist that we may never know why the alleged shooter did what he did.” Three of the wounded are still hospitalized in fair condition at Scott & White Memorial Hospital in nearby Temple. Investigators now believe Lopez’s mental condition was not the “direct precipitating factor” in the shooting, Milley said Friday, one day after he said that condition appeared to be an underlying factor in the attack. The crime scene encompasses two city blocks, Grey said. Lopez initially began firing near an intersection, then traveled to several nearby buildings, went inside and kept

lice officer who confronted Lopez exchanged words with him before firing a single round at him that apparently missed. That’s when the gunman put his .45-caliber semi-automatic pistol against his head and pulled the trigger one last time. Authorities have interviewed more than 900 people in their investigation, Grey said. Also Friday, Lopez’s father said his son had struggled with the recent deaths of his mother and grandfather and the stress of being transferred to a new base. Lopez’s father, who shares the same name, said his son was receiving medical treatment but was a peaceful family man and a hard worker. “This is very painful for me,” the elder Lopez said in the statement issued from his ‘My son could Puerto Rico. He called not have been in native for prayers for the dead and the his right mind, 16 people who were wounded in the rampage. he was not like “My son could not have that.’ been in his right mind,” Lopez said. “He was not like that.” — Ivan Lopez Wednesday’s attack was the second at the base since 2009, when 13 people were killed firing. While driving to those by Army psychiatrist Nidal locations in his vehicle, he Hasan, who had said he was fired indiscriminately at other angry about being deployed to Afghanistan and wanted to soldiers, Grey said. Grey also confirmed for the protect Islamic and Taliban first time that the military po- leaders from U.S. troops.

Lopez, an Army truck driver, did a short stint in Iraq in 2011 and told medical personnel he had suffered a traumatic brain injury. The 34-year-old was undergoing treatment for depression and anxiety while being evaluated for post-traumatic stress disorder, base officials said. But officials said Lopez did not see any combat in Iraq and had not previously demonstrated a risk of violence. He seemed to have a clean record that showed no ties to potential terrorists. Lopez had arrived at Fort Hood in February Fort Bliss, another Texas base near the Mexico border. A family spokesman said Thursday that Lopez was upset he was granted only a 24-hour leave to attend his mother’s funeral in November. That leave was then extended to two days. On Friday, authorities formally identified the dead as 39-year-old Daniel Ferguson, of Mulberry, Fla.; 38-year-old Carlos Lazaney-Rodriguez, of Puerto Rico; and 37-year-old Timothy Owens, of Effingham, Ill.

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Around the Nation Mormons outline gay marriage opposition SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — A top Mormon leader reiterated the church’s opposition to gay marriage Saturday during the church’s biannual general conference. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints’ stance on homosexuality has softened in recent years, but this marks the second consecutive conference in which leaders took time to emphasize the faith’s insistence that marriage should be limited to unions between a man and a woman, as God created. “While many governments and well-meaning individuals have redefined marriage, the Lord has not,” said Neil L. Andersen of the Quorum of the Twelve. “He designated the purpose of marriage to go far beyond the personal satisfaction and fulfillment of adults, to more importantly, advancing the ideal setting for children to be born, reared and nurtured.”

Car flips into NYC’s Queens creek, killing 4 NEW YORK (AP) — A car heading down a dead-end street in a desolate New York City industrial area flipped over a wooden curb into a creek, killing four young people returning from a birthday celebration, police and friends of the victims said Saturday. The driver escaped serious injury and told officers at the scene in the Astoria section of Queens that the four were trapped in the submerged car. Police said the 2009 Honda Accord tumbled into Steinway Creek, a trash-strewn inlet off the East River, just after 10:30 p.m. Friday. They continued Saturday to investigate what caused the crash.

How a wedding cake became a cause LAKEWOOD, Colo. (AP) — The encounter at Jack Phillips’ Masterpiece Cakeshop lasted less than a minute. Phillips stepped out from behind the counter in his small, pastry-crammed shop to meet customers Charlie Craig and Dave Mullins. They told him they wanted a cake to celebrate their own marriage. Phillips replied he couldn’t, but that he’d be glad to make one for other occasions, such as birthdays. Left unsaid was how making a gay wedding cake would violate his Christian faith, how he does not make ones for Halloween or bachelor parties, either. Craig and Mullins left the shop, stunned. Left unsaid was how they viewed themselves as a regular couple, their wedding a private celebration, not a political statement. They simply wanted a no-frills cake. Crushed, they posted a note about the encounter on Facebook and soon the cake had become a cause, with the sides becoming stand-ins for the culture wars: Phillips was portrayed as the intolerant business owner. The couple became the gay rights activists pushing their agenda, some claimed. It was one of several incidents that inspired legislation in at least 11 states that would have allowed business owners to cite their religious beliefs in denying service to patrons. Most have died amid a national outcry that they would legalize discrimination.

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Afghans defy Taliban threat to voters

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Afghan men line up outside a polling station Saturday, in Kabul, Afghanistan. KIM GAMEL Associated Press

KABUL, Afghanistan — Millions of Afghans defied Taliban threats and rain Saturday, underscoring their

enormous expectations from an election that comes as the country’s wobbly government prepares to face down a ferocious insurgency largely on its own. With combat forces from

the U.S.-led coalition winding down a 13-year presence and the mercurial Hamid Karzai stepping aside, the country’s new leader will find an altered landscape as he replaces the only president Afghans

have known since the Taliban were ousted in the wake of the Sept. 11 attacks. But for some progress, particularly with women’s rights, the country’s situation is inauspicious, especially with its poor security and battered economy. Yet despite spiraling carnage and grave disappointments, Afghans by the millions crowded mosque courtyards and lined up at schools to vote, telling a warweary world they want their voices heard. Nazia Azizi, a 40-year-old housewife, was first in line at a school in eastern Kabul. “I have suffered so much from the fighting and I want prosperity and security in Afghanistan. That is why I have come here to cast my vote,” she said. “I hope that the votes that we are casting will be counted and that there will be no fraud in this election.” Partial results could come as early as Sunday, but final results were not expected for a week or more. International combat troops are supposed to depart by the end of the year, leaving

Afghan security forces — not completely battle-tested and plagued with insurgents even among their ranks — to fight alone against what is likely to be an intensified campaign by the Taliban to regain power. A security agreement with the United States would allow thousands of foreign troops to remain in the country to continue training security forces after 2014. Karzai — perhaps trying to shake off his image as a creation of the Americans — has refused to sign it, but all eight presidential candidates say they will. In congratulating Afghanistan on the election, U.S. President Barack Obama said it represented “another important milestone in Afghans taking full responsibility for their country as the United States and our partners draw down our forces.” “These elections are critical to securing Afghanistan’s democratic future, as well as continued international support, and we look to the Afghan electoral bodies to carry out their duties in the coming weeks,” Obama said in a

statement. Secretary of State John Kerry said the “vote demonstrates how committed the Afghan people are to protecting and advancing their democracy.” He added that the United States “remains ready to work with the next president of Afghanistan.” The U.N. Security Council issued a press statement commending “the courage of the Afghan people to cast their ballot despite the threat and intimidation by the Taliban and other extremist and terrorist groups.” In general, there do not appear to be major policy differences toward the West among the front-runners: Abdullah Abdullah, Karzai’s top rival in the last election; Ashraf Ghani Ahmadzai, an academic and former World Bank official; and Zalmai Rassoul, a former foreign minister. A runoff is widely expected since none is likely to get the majority needed for an outright victory. All eight also preach against fraud and corruption and vow See VOTE, page A-9

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to improve security, while they do differ on other issues such as the country’s border dispute with Pakistan. The runup to the election was troubling: the Islamic radicals of the Taliban, reviled by many but still popular in some areas, view the entire enterprise as the work of outsiders and infidels, and they vowed to disrupt it by targeting polling centers and election workers. To drive home the threat, insurgents in recent weeks stepped up shootings and bombings in the heart of Kabul to show they are capable of striking even in highly secured areas. A restaurant popular with foreigners and one of the capital’s main hotels were hit, killing many. Suicide bombers struck relentlessly. On Friday, veteran Associated Press photographer Anja Niedringhaus was killed and AP reporter Kathy Gannon was wounded when a local policeman opened fire as they sat in their car on the outskirts of Khost, in eastern Afghanistan. The two were at a security forces base, waiting to move in a convoy of election workers delivering ballots — apparent victims of an “insider attack” in which the very people tasked with protection turn out to be insurgents. On Saturday, the excitement over choosing a new leader appeared to overwhelm the fear of bloodshed in many areas. Karzai cast his ballot at a high school near the presidential palace. “Today for us, the people of

Afghanistan, is a very vital day that will determine our national future,” he said, his finger stained with the indelible ink being used to prevent people from voting twice. Karzai has been heavily criticized for failing to end the endemic poverty or clean up the government in a country that Transparency International last year ranked among the three most corrupt in the world, alongside Somalia and North Korea. And the country is so unstable that the very fact that elections are being held is touted as a success. The Taliban retain significant support, particularly among ethnic Pashtuns and Afghans in the southern provinces where the movement originated. The Asia Foundation, a nonprofit international development organization, found last year that a third of Afghans, mostly Pashtuns and people living in rural areas, had sympathy for the Taliban and other armed opposition groups — despite U.N. findings that Taliban attacks are responsible for the most civilian casualties. On Saturday, dozens of planned polling centers did not open because of rocket and gunfire attacks. A bomb exploded in a school packed with voters in the Mohammad Agha district of Logar province, wounding two men, one seriously, said local government spokesman Din Mohammad Darwesh.Afghan Interior Minister Mohammad Umar Daudzai said 20 people — 16 Afghan security forces and four civilians — were killed in 140 attacks or attempted attacks over 24 hours. But the feared a wide-scale disruption did not materialize. The turnout was so high that

some polling centers ran out of ballots, one of the main points of criticism to emerge from an otherwise relatively smooth process. They also extended voting by an hour, to 5 p.m. local time (1230 GMT) to accommodate those still in line. Independent Election Commission chairman Ahmad Yousuf Nouristani said estimates showed more than 7 million ballots were cast, although he cautioned that was based on preliminary information. He said that in all, 6,218 polling centers opened. It was a stark difference from the last presidential elections in 2009. Widespread allegations of fraud marred the vote and led to a third of the ballots for Karzai being disqualified, depriving him of the majority needed to avoid a runoff. His nearest rival, Abdullah Abdullah, quit before a second round could be held, saying he did not believe it would be fair either. “We slapped the face of Afghanistan’s enemy, which claims Afghanistan is not ready for democracy. We proved that we are accepting democracy as a process,” said Shukria Barekzai, one of nearly 70 female lawmakers in the 249-seat parliament. “Today were the real elections, because nobody knows who will be the next president.” Karzai, the only president the country has known since the Islamic movement was ousted, is constitutionally barred from a third term. Martine van Bijlert, co-director of an independent research group called Afghanistan Analysts Network, noted the elections come as the country braces for the withdrawal of international combat troops. “They come at a time when

Afghanistan is in a transition,” she said. “There is this sense of uncertainty what is the future going to bring.” In addition to the presidential ballot, voters selected provincial council members. Men in traditional tunics and loose trousers and women clad in all-encompassing burqas waited in segregated lines at polls under tight security. At a Kandahar hospital-turnedpolling station, the men’s line stretched from the building, through the courtyard and out into the street. In Helmand province, women pushed, shoved and argued as they pressed forward in a long line. “I went to sleep with my mind made up to wake up early and to have my say in the matter of deciding who should be next one to govern my nation,” said Saeed Mohammad, a 29-year-old mechanic in the southern city of Kandahar. “I want to be a part of this revolution and I want to fulfill my duty by casting my vote so that we can bring change and show the world that we love democracy.” Women also turned out in heavy numbers. Hundreds of thousands of Afghan police and soldiers fanned out across the country, searching cars at checkpoints and blocking vehicles from getting close to polling stations. All voters were searched before being allowed to enter the polling stations. Once in, they showed their ID cards, dipped a finger in indelible ink, then went behind a makeshift cardboard booth and made their choices for who should lead the country into an uncertain future.

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Around the World Chinese hear ‘signal’; unclear if jet-related PERTH, Australia (AP) — A Chinese ship involved in the hunt for the missing Malaysian jetliner reported hearing a “pulse signal” Saturday in southern Indian Ocean waters with the same frequency emitted by the plane’s data recorders, as Malaysia vowed not to give up the search for the aircraft. The Australian government agency coordinating the search for the missing plane said early Sunday that the electronic pulse signals reportedly detected by the Chinese ship are consistent with those of an aircraft black box.

Guinea Ebola treatment center attacked CONAKRY, Guinea (AP) — A crowd angry about an Ebola outbreak that has killed 86 people across Guinea attacked a center where victims were being held in isolation, prompting an international aid group to temporarily evacuate its team, officials said Saturday. The violence took place in the southern town of Macenta, where at least 14 people have died since the outbreak emerged last month. The mob who descended upon the clinic accused Doctors Without Borders health workers of bringing Ebola to Guinea, where there had never previously been any cases.

Explosions, clashes kill 21 soldiers in Iraq BAGHDAD (AP) — An explosion at a booby-trapped house, ensuing clashes with militants and roadside bombings killed 21 soldiers Saturday in Iraq, authorities said. The house explosion happened Saturday afternoon when a group of soldiers searched a farmhouse in Garma, an area near the city of Fallujah, 65 kilometers (40 miles) west of the capital, police said. Minutes later, police said gunmen opened fire on arriving soldiers. The blast and clashes killed 15 soldiers and wounded 24, as well as leveled the home, officials said.

Al-Qaida head questions death of Syrian leader DIAA HADID Associated Press

CAIRO (AP) — Al-Qaida’s leader called on fighters to determine who killed his chief representative in Syria, a man many militant groups believe died at the hands of a rival militia, in a move that highlighted a conflict between rebels that has killed hundreds. In a thinly veiled criticism of the breakaway Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant organization, Ayman al-Zawahri called the killing of Abu Khaled alSuri an act of “sedition” that should be handled in accordance with Islamic law. “All Muslims should not help anybody who blows up the headquarters of the holy fighters, or who sends them car bombs and human bombs,” he said in a recorded message posted on militant websites late Friday, referring to the Islamic State’s tactic of attacking rival rebels with bombings. “Whoever commits such sins, should remember that he is fulfilling for the enemies of Islam what they were unable to achieve on their own.” Al-Suri was killedwhen two suicide bombers blew themselves up inside the militant leader’s compound in the northern Syrian city of Aleppo. While he did not mention the Islamic State by name, it was clear he was accusing the group and staking out a hard stance against it. He also endorsed a previous call for Islamic arbitration over the death of al-Suri, to be overseen by the Nusra Front — the official al-Qaida affiliate in Syria. Al-Suri was the founder of a conservative, powerful Syrian rebel group, Ahrar al-Sham. The Islamic State, led by man known as Abu Baker alBaghdadi, was once an al-Qaeda-affiliated group that operated in Iraq, but also branched into Syria. It was expelled from the militant franchise in part because of brutality that included public beheadings — considered excessive even by the standards of al-Qaida’s ultraconservative Muslim fighters. Al-Qaida formalized the expulsion last week. The shadowy Al-Baghdadi is one of the world’s most lethal terrorists, infamous for his relentless bombing campaigns against Iraqi civilians, audacious jailbreaks of fellow militants and for expanding the organization into Syria. Zawahri’s message also suggested that rebels will re-

main locked in the infighting that has eroded their ranks and cost them territory to government forces supporting President Bashar Assad. Infighting has killed at least 3,000 rebels since January according to a count by the British-based Syrian Observatory for Human Rights. Syria’s uprising, which began with largely peaceful protests in March 2011, has evolved into a civil war with sectarian overtones. Islamic extremists, including foreign fighters and Syrian rebels who have taken up hardline al-Qaida-style ideologies, have played an increasingly prominent role among fighters, dampening the West’s support for the rebellion to overthrow Assad.

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A-10 Peninsula Clarion, Sunday, April 6, 2014

n On March 26 at 1:57 a.m., Soldotna Alaska State Troopers responded to multiple 911 calls from a 50-year old female of Nikiski. Investigation revealed that Kenneth Wise, 66, of Nikiski, had physically assaulted her after an argument started between them. Wise was arrested for fourth-degree assault (domestic violence) and taken to Wildwood Pretrial Facility without bail. n On March 25 at 9:39 p.m., troopers responded to a two-vehicle collision on Kalifornsky Beach Road at College Road in Soldotna. Investigation revealed that Maryan Showalter, 20, of Soldotna, was driving a Ford Taurus northbound on K-Beach Road, when she became distracted and drove into the southbound lane and struck a Ford van, driven by William Hawbold, 32, of Soldotna. Hawbold and a minor passenger sustained non-life-threatening injuries and were taken to Central Peninsula Hospital for treatment. Both vehicles sustained minor damage and were removed from the scene. All occupants reported wearing seat belts. Showalter was issued a citation for negligent driving. n On March 24 at 12:46 a.m. Soldotna troopers were patrolling the Sterling area and came into contact with a parked vehicle at the end of a cul-de-sac, containing four people. Investigation revealed that the driver, Anthony J. Watson, 50, of Soldotna, to be driving while license suspended, driving in violation of a license limitation, possession of marijuana (sixth-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance)

Police reports and improper use of vehicle license plates. Watson was arrested on the above charges and taken to Wildwood Pretrial on $1,750 bail. n On March 24 at 3:25 a.m. Soldotna troopers contacted Fred Fischer, 55, of Big Lake, parked on the beach at the end of Kasilof Beach Road. Fischer was in possession of a tan Chevy Silverado truck carrying a camper. Investigation revealed that the vehicle was stolen and that Fischer had two outstanding arrest warrants. Fischer was arrested and taken to Wildwood Pretrial Facility on the charge of first-degree vehicle theft. n On March 22 at 5:09 p.m., troopers responded to a residence in Soldotna for a report of a domestic disturbance. Investigation revealed that Jeffry Baker, 38, of Soldotna, had assaulted a family member. Baker was arrested for fourth-degree assault (domestic violence) and taken to Wildwood Pretrial with no set bail. n On March 26 at 5:06 p.m. the Alaska State Troopers Bureau of Highway Patrol, Kenai Peninsula Team, stopped a 1990 GMC minivan for speeding at Mile 104 of the Sterling Highway, near Kasilof. Investigation revealed that Maranda Moore, 31, of Ninilchik, was driving with a suspended license. Moore was arrested and taken to Wildwood Pretrial Facility on $500 bail. The vehicle was released to a licensed driver on scene. Moore was also issue citations for speeding and no

proof of insurance. n On March 24, Michael Hill, 35, of Soldotna, was given a citation for failing to return his drawing hunt permit report into the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, as required by the permit conditions. Bail was set at $110 in Kenai District Court. n On March 22, Alaska Wildlife Troopers, Anchor Point Post, cited Jacob Wise, 33, of Homer, for failure to have a Type IV personal flotation device. Bail was set $110. n On March 26 at 8:49 p.m., Alaska State Troopers contacted Jared Ehmen, 32, of Anchor Point, during a traffic stop in Anchor Point. Investigation revealed that Ehmen was driving a motor vehicle while his privilege to drive was canceled. He was issued a misdemeanor citation for driving while license cancelled. n On March 26 at 10:45 p.m. the Alaska State Troopers Bureau of Highway Patrol, Kenai Peninsula Team, stopped a Chevrolet pickup for speeding on Island Lake Road in Nikiski. Investigation revealed that that Brent Eckert, 48, of Nikiski, had a warrant for his arrest for failure to appear at arraignment on the original charge of driving while license revoked, bail amount of $500. Eckert was arrested and taken to Wildwood Pretrial Facility. n On March 25 at 12:08 p.m., Alaska State Troopers Dispatch

received a REDDI (Report Every Dangerous Driver Immediately) report of a 2004 Ford Taurus that was being driven by a person with a revoked driverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s license. Troopers contacted the vehicle at Mile 82 of the Sterling Highway and identified the driver as Theodore Cummings, 50, of Sterling, and investigation revealed that his license was revoked. He was arrested for driving while license revoked and taken to Wildwood Pretrial. n On March 27, Alaska State Troopers were dispatched to a Nikiski residence for a report of threat of domestic violence. After investigation, Lisa Kuhr, 41, of Nikiski, was arrested for false report and taken to Wildwood Pretrial Facility on $500 bail. n On March 26 at 7:18 p.m., Alaska State Troopers with the Girdwood Bureau of Highway Patrol conducted a traffic stop on a 2001 white Ford truck for a moving violation near Mile 107 of the Seward Highway. Investigation revealed that Logan Chumley, 21, of Kenai, was driving with a revoked license and in violation of a limited license. Chumley was issued two misdemeanor citations, one for driving while license revoked and one for driving in violation of limited license, and a minor offense citation for the moving violation. Chumley was released at the scene. The vehicle was released to a licensed driver from Anchorage.

n On March 26 at 9:36 p.m., troopers contacted John Spiers, 28, of Seward, during a traffic stop in Seward. Investigation revealed that Spiers was operating a motor vehicle while impaired by alcohol. Spiers was arrested for driving under the influence, driving while license revoked and violation of license limitations and was taken to the Seward Jail without bail. n On March 25 at about 10:30 p.m., troopers contacted Richalene Carl, 33, of Seward, during a traffic stop in Seward. Investigation revealed that Carl was operating a motor vehicle while impaired by alcohol. Carl was arrested for arrested for driving under the influence and taken to the Seward Jail on $500 bail. n On March 27 at 4:38 p.m., Kenai police conducted a traffic stop on Kenai Spur Highway and Main Street Loop. Heather S. Farrell, 23, of Kenai, was issued a summons for failure to insure vehicle. n On March 27, at 10:56 p.m., Kenai police conducted a traffic stop by Kenai Spur Highway and North Spruce Street. Rhiannon L. Maudal-Fiscus, 28, of Kenai, was issued a summons for failure to insure vehicle. Phillip D. Newsome, 25, of Soldotna, was arrested for fourth-degree misconduct involving controlled substances, first-degree promoting contraband and violating probation. Newsome was taken to Wild-

wood Pretrial Facility. n On March 26 at 11:57 p.m., Kenai police arrested Brian M. James, 24, of Kenai, for violating conditions of release. He was taken to Wildwood Pretrial. n On March 26 at 3:53 p.m., Kenai police responded to a report of an alarm on Lilac Lane. As a result, Walter G.W. Mitchell, 43, of Nikiski, was issued a summons for driving while license suspended. n On March 25 at 10:59 a.m., Kenai police contacted Brian M. James, 25, of Kenai, at Peninsula Avenue and Broad Street. He was arrested for failure to register as a sex offender and an Anchorage Alaska State Troopers $250 warrant for failure to register as a sex offender and was taken to Wildwood Pretrial. n On March 25 at 12:16 p.m., Kenai police responded to a report of a domestic dispute on VIP Drive. Kyle H. Howell, 41, of Soldotna, was arrested for fourth-degree assault (domestic violence) and fifth-degree criminal mischief and was taken to Wildwood Pretrial. n On March 25 at 8:44 p.m., Kenai police responded to a report of a suspicious female attempting to enter vehicles at Holiday Gas Station. As a result Keelan M. Lacross, 31, of Soldotna, was arrested for two charges of second-degree criminal trespass and violating conditions of release and was taken to Wildwood Pretrial.

Peninsula Clarion, Sunday, April 6, 2014

The following dismissals were recently handed down in District Court in Kenai: n A charge of driving while license cancelled, suspended, revoked or limited against Austin H. Smith, 24, of Wasilla, was dismissed. Date of the charge was Dec. 6. n A charge of violating a domestic violence protective order against Brian Lee Hiler, 21, of Soldotna, was dismissed. Date of the charge was March 25. n A charge of sixth-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance against Jordan A. Newton, 31, address unknown, was dismissed. Date of the charge was Feb. 4. The following judgments were recently handed down in District Court in Kenai: n George W. Guiles, Jr., 43, of Anchorage, pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct, committed March 8. He was fined $150 and a $50 court surcharge. n Billie J. Hill, 56, of Nelsonville, Ohio, pleaded guilty to driving under the influence, committed Nov. 24. Hill was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 87 days suspended, fined $3,000 with $1,500 suspended, a $75 court surcharge, $330 cost of imprisonment and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had license revoked for 90 days, ordered ignition interlock for six months and placed on

Court reports probation for one year. n Ralph Moore II, 62, of Palmer, pleaded guilty to fourthdegree assault â&#x20AC;&#x201C; causing fear of injury, committed Jan. 12. He was sentenced to 12 months in jail with nine months suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment and to obtain a mental health evaluation and follow through with all recommendations, ordered to have no contact with victims or victimsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; parking lot and placed on probation for five years. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Adam L. Moxley, 24, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to second-degree criminal trespass, committed June 27. He was sentenced to 20 days in jail with 15 days suspended, may perform 40 hours of community work service in lieu of jail time, was fined $500 with $250 suspended, a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to have no contact with Safeway and placed on probation for one year. n Jason D. Owen, 27, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to one count of reckless driving and one count of driving while license revoked, committed Jan. 7. On count one, he was sentenced to 12 months in jail with nine months suspended, fined $500, a $50 court surcharge and

a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had his license revoked for 30 days, forfeited items seized, did not forfeit interest in the vehicle, and was placed on probation for three years. On count two, he was fined a $50 court surcharge, ordered to perform 80 hours of community work service, had his license revoked for 90 days, consecutive to count one, and was placed on probation for three years. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Darius J. Wallace, 35, of Seward, pleaded guilty to driving while license revoked, committed Sept. 14. He was sentenced to 100 days in jail with 90 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, had his license revoked for 90 days, was ordered into treatment and was placed on probation for five years. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Darius J. Wallace, 35, of Seward, pleaded guilty to one count of driving while license revoked and one count of driving in violation of a license limitation, committed Nov. 16. On count one, he was sentenced to 100 days in jail with 80 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, had his license revoked for 90 days, ordered into treatment and placed on probation for five years. On count two, he was sentenced to 100 days in jail with 90 days

suspended, fined $500 and a $50 court surcharge, ordered to perform 80 hours of community work service, had his license revoked for 90 days and placed on probation for five years. n Clifford E. Albrecht, 37, of Anchor Point, pleaded guilty to driving while license cancelled, suspended, revoked or limited, committed Feb. 27. He was sentenced to 40 days in jail with 30 days suspended, may perform 80 hours of community work service in lieu of jail time, was fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, had his license revoked for 90 days and placed on probation for two years. n Clifford E. Albrecht, 37, of Anchor Point, pleaded guilty to driving while license cancelled, suspended, revoked or limited, committed March 24. He was sentenced to 60 days in jail with 50 days suspended, may perform 80 hours of community work service in lieu of jail time, was fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, had his license revoked for 90 days and placed on probation for two years. n Dwayne L. Ape, 27, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to fourth-degree assault, committed Feb. 7. He was sentenced to 180 days in jail with 120 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended and placed on probation for two years. All other charges in this case were dismissed.

n Richard Barrickman, 61, address unknown, pleaded guilty to an amended charge of reckless endangerment, committed June 27. He was sentenced to 180 days in jail with 160 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended and placed on probation for two years. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Rose A. Carew, 30, of Kasilof, pleaded guilty to one count of a reduced charge of fourth-degree misconduct involving weapons and one count of fourth-degree assault. On count one, she was sentenced to 180 days in jail with 150 days suspended, fined $1,000 with $500 suspended, a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete an anger management program, ordered to have no contact with three specifically named individuals except as provided for in existing custody order, ordered to comply with general and specific conditions of probation and placed on probation for two years. On count two, she was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 80 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge, ordered to complete an anger management program, ordered to have no

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contact with three specifically named individuals except as provided for in existing custody order and placed on probation for two years. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Luis Ramon Corona, 53, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to violating condition of release, committed Feb. 12. He was sentenced to 30 days in jail and fined a $50 court surcharge and a $50 jail surcharge. n Kevin Wayne Dell, 54, of Clam Gulch, pleaded guilty to permitting an unauthorized person to drive, committed March 6. He was fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended and placed on probation for one year. n Aaron Scott Fellers, 33, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to driving under the influence, committed March 18. He was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 87 days suspended, fined $3,000 with $1,500 suspended, a $75 court surcharge, $330 cost of imprisonment and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had his license revoked for 90 days, ordered ignition interlock for six months and placed on probation for one year. All other charges in this case were dismissed.

A-12 Peninsula Clarion, Sunday, April 6, 2014

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Kenai/ Soldotna 43/28 Seward 45/31 Homer 43/30

Talkeetna 38/25 Glennallen 41/12

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24 hours through 4 p.m. yest. 0.00" Month to date ........................... 0.00" Normal month to date ............. 0.08" Year to date .............................. 2.63" Normal year to date ................. 2.56" Record today ................. 0.22" (1951) Record for April ............ 2.21" (1955) Record for year ............ 27.09" (1963) Snowfall 24 hours through 4 p.m. yest. .. 0.0" Month to date ............................. 0.0" Season to date ......................... 42.2"

Anchorage 43/31

Bethel 17/-3

Valdez Kenai/ 43/29 Soldotna Homer

Dillingham 36/16

Juneau 44/35

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Sitka 43/39

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Rain will encompass the Arklatex and South today with severe thunderstorms threatening the west-central Gulf Coast. The Northeast will be dry, while the Southwest ends the weekend on a warmer note.

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B Sunday, April 6, 2014

Bears get split with Dogs Butcher notches hat trick as Bears even series with Saturday win Staff report

The Kenai River Brown Bears amassed a lot of lessthan-pretty numbers against the Fairbanks Ice Dogs this season. But right now, the only numbers that matter are 1-1. Alec Butcher notched a hat trick — the first of the year for the regular-season scoring champ — to give the Kenai River Brown Bears a 3-2 victory over the Fairbanks Ice Dogs on Saturday in the second game of the first-round playoff series at the Big Dipper Ice Arena in Fairbanks. Butcher scored with 8 minutes, 45 seconds, left in the overtime period to even the North American Hockey League series at 1-1 in front of 2,242 fans. “Your top players have to Photo by Sam Harrel/News-Miner be your best players and he did Ice Dogs forward Johnny Mueller sends the puck past Kenai River that tonight,” Kenai River head coach Geoff Beauparlant said. Brown Bears forward Conor Deal on Friday in Fairbanks.

“He worked for it, the whole team competed hard tonight. “They played physical and we looked like a team that belonged in a playoff series. Unlike (Friday) night, when we let things happen, tonight we made things happen.” The Bears finished the regular season 3-13 against Fairbanks, but were 3-1-1 in the series when scoring first. After a scoreless first period, Butcher, who had no points in his last three games after a seven-game point streak, got that crucial first goal of the game on assists from Nathan Colwell and Judd Loewenstein with 11:06 left in the second period. Before the end of the second period, Kenai River goalie Zach Quinn and Fairbanks goalie Kevin Aldridge traded goals they wish they could have back. Wyatt Ege scored from just outside the blue line on Quinn,

while Butcher scored from just inside the blue line on Aldridge. “It was an unfortunate goal against, but we bounced right back,” Beauparlant said. With 13:03 left in the third, Johnny Mueller got the equalizer for Fairbanks. Late in the third period, Tyler Andrews took a shot from the point and Matt Rudin just missed on the rebound, banging the potential game-winner off the pipe. In overtime, Quinn made a game-saving save with Jacob Hetz right on his doorstep. “He’s been our rock,” Beauparlant said. “He never let up, even after the soft one from distance. He stood his ground and played with confidence.” Butcher scored on the power play to end the game on assists from Albin Karlsson and Andrews. Beauparlant said Butcher

Early breakup gives hope to athletes

Ostrander breaks off jaw-dropping 3,200 at season opener

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Skyview’s Micah Hilbish competes in the 1,600 meters in May 2012.

Skjold closes strong for UAF hoops By JOEY KLECKA Peninsula Clarion

A season full of basketball highlights came to a dazzling end last month in the freshman year of Kaillee Skjold. Skjold, a 2013 Soldotna High graduate now attending the University of Alaska Fairbanks, was called up to be a starter in the final nine games of the Nanooks’ season, averaging 12.2 points a game in that span. Overall, Skjold’s season scoring average was 7.7 points a game. But it was in the season’s homestretch that Skjold began to establish her position on the team. “Those games at the end there were really fun,” Skjold said by phone from Fairbanks. “They were quality teams, and I just remember those three games just being fun.” The freshman was the team’s leading scorer in the final four games of the year, topped by her

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Ready to run Most coaches would agree that the spring track and field season in Alaska is one of the most difficult to prepare for in the country. Last spring proved to be a cruel mistress, as colder-than-normal temperatures kept Peninsula athletes from putting in good training hours outside, and it seemed to never let up. Even the state meet in Fairbanks in late May featured freezing temperatures and sleet. This year, sunny eason skies in recent days have review helped to slowly melt away the main snowpack, and have given hope and optimism to the local teams shooting for a state berth. “It’s definitely looking very white,” said Nikiski coach Jake Doth with a laugh. “Our track is kind of in a bowl with colder air, so we’re making a concerted effort as a team to try to get some power and clear out some lanes.” Longtime Skyview coach Rob Sparks added, “We see grass on the field this year, but the track is solid. It’s so hard it’s not much to shovel.” Friday and Saturday presented the first opportunity to see exactly what everyone is dealing with. The seventh annual “Big C Relays” at the Dome in Anchorage is the biggest track meet of the year for Alaska teams, and as many as 37 teams and 1,100 athletes have competed at the event. A record 40 teams competed at this year’s meet. “It’s definitely the red carpet of track events,” Doth said. This year, Bridget Franek was invited to be the guest athlete at the meet. Franek competed in and finished 14th in the women’s 3,000-me-

put in a rebound from a Karlsson shot. “All the way around, guys competed the entire time,” Beauparlant said. “That’s what ultimately pushed us to the first win of the series.” Friday, Fairbanks scored a goal in each period for a 3-0 win in front of 2,242. Aldridge made 23 saves as the Brown Bears were shut out for the fourth time this season and the first time by the Ice Dogs. “The effort was good but it wasn’t good enough,” Beauparlant said. “The bottom line was we need to capitalize on opportunities.” Just 1 minute, 30 seconds, into the game, Kenai Central product Zack Zulkanycz had a breakaway. “I thought he made a good move,” Beauparlant said. “He ended up shooting it over on

season-high of 20 points, coming on the road against Montana State Billings in late February, the second-to-last contest of the season. That night, Skjold was 50 percent from the floor with eight baskets. Skjold had six double-figure scoring games in nine starts to end the year. “I thought those games were great,” she said. “I think I just had to do some learning, and I love that challenge. It took me awhile to get my confidence up, and my coach helped to encourage us and me to accept those challenges.” For the year, Skjold averaged a .429 shooting percentage from the field, and was .406 from 3-point land. The freshman also brought down 4.6 rebounds a game, giving her team second chances by crashing the glass. It was Skjold’s post presence that saw the biggest improvement in 2013-14. “She has the ability to get inside and shoot outside,” said

Cody Bench, the UAF women’s coach. “She has great finesse with her shots, and has great strength in the post, and that helped us tremendously. “She started opening up in our lineup. Any weakness we had, she wanted that spot, and she did it.” Skjold collected a seasonhigh 10 boards in a tight loss against Seattle Pacific in Fairbanks in early December. For the 5-foot-11 forward, commanding a post presence was unusual, since during her time playing for Soldotna High School, she had teammates that took care of the space under the rim. In Fairbanks, however, Skjold stands as one of the tallest players on the team. Teammate Delisa Chapman is the lone player standing at 6-0. “She’s a dynamic player, she really fights, competes, works hard and she’s a competitor,” Bench said. “She came in as most freshman do, nervous and

all, but she’s one of the reasons we won more games this year.” The Nanooks (9-17, 3-15 Great Northwest Athletic Conference) improved over a fivewin season in 2012, a six-win year in 2011, and a single win season in 2010. Skjold — who is majoring in emergency management and hoping to add an associates degree in firefighting — entered the starting lineup on Jan. 30 against Northwest Nazarene. That night, she hit a 3-pointer with 26 seconds left that closed the Nanooks’ deficit to two points, but UAF ultimately lost 86-81. “For me, there was a point where I decided to accept the challenge,” Skjold said. “I wasn’t playing the way I wanted to play, and I had to do some re-evaluating and decided to get better. It wasn’t much of a change, I just think my responsibility to my teammates grew, and I wanted more responsibilSee HOOPS, page B-3 C

The Kenai Central running phenom known as Allie Ostrander further established her place in the Alaska high school track and field record books with another scorching 3,200 meters Friday at the Big “C” Relays at the Dome in Anchorage that highlighted the weekend among Peninsula track and field teams. Ostrander produced an eye-popping time of 10 minutes, 17 seconds, to win the girls distance race by over a minute. It lowered her own state record from last year — a 10:25 at the Region III meet — and shattered Kristi Klinnert’s original record from 1986 by 20 seconds. “She just blew everyone away,” said Kenai coach Joe Trujillo. “She had a base time in mind, and (distance coach) Levi Sutton worked with her and gave her the numbers every lap, and she has those running through her mind. “She just whittled away and it was like clockwork.” The mark currently stands as the fifth fastest in the nation, only 10 seconds behind the top time. Of the four girls in front of her, three are from California and the other from Washington, two running-crazy states that enjoy a mild climate for most the year. Most Alaska teams have hardly been outside yet, let alone on a track. “I tell you, I’ve never seen such a competitor get out there and seem unfazed in the race,” Trujillo added. “She finished, caught her breath, and very quickly met her jogging partner and cooled down.” See BIG, page B-4

KPHA squad loses in quarters at nationals Staff report

Kenai Peninsula Hockey Association was eliminated from the USA Hockey Tier II Girls 16U National Championships on Saturday in Amherst, NY. The Ice Hawks, who had finished 2-1 in pool play to advance to the quarterfinals, lost 4-1 to Charles River (Mass.). Charles River jumped to a 4-0 lead in the game, getting a first-period goal from Jamie Burke and getting a pair of second-period goals from Elena Kapolis and an additional tally from Julia Neelon. In the third period, Elizabeth Cho broke up the shutout for KPHA with a power-play goal, on an assist from Cheyenne Matson. Samantha Morse made 18 saves for the Ice Hawks, while Jessica Olivieri had 16

saves for Charles River. Friday, the Ice Hawks completed pool play with a 3-1 victory over the host club from Amherst. KPHA jumped to a 1-0 lead in the first period when Lauren Cardwell scored on an assist from Hannah Hartwell. In the second period, Amherst came back to tie it when Olivia Rutkowski scored, on an assist from Kailyn Burke. But KPHA came back about three minutes later with the game-winner. Cho scored on assists from Whitney Wortham and Sierra Longfellow. In the third period, Anna Wrobel gave KPHA a twogoal cushion with a powerplay goal. Amber McDonald had 15 saves for the Ice Hawks, while Julianna Kersten made 24 saves for Amherst.

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his backhand, or that’s what it looked like to us.” Beauparlant said he expected the Ice Dogs to come out strong. Fairbanks did just that, outshooting Kenai River 14-3 in the first period en route to a 3423 advantage for the game. But the Bears head coach said his squad did a good job of weathering the storm. Tayler Munson had the lone goal of the first period. Zulkanycz was sent to the box for a slash with 10:09 left in the first, and Fairbanks controlled the

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ity.” Perhaps Skjold’s uptick in performance might be related to her improved defensive efforts. The pace of the game that college-level teams play at were a huge step up from high school teams, Skjold said, and it wasn’t easy at first to adjust and keep up with it. “The game is a lot faster,

puck until Munson scored with 8:44 left in the first. That goal was key because on Friday the Ice Dogs moved to 12-0 this season against the Bears when scoring first. “It had to be a good shot to beat him,” Beauparlant said. “It went off the post and in.” Beauparlant said the Brown Bears were then able to get some momentum in the second period, outshooting Fairbanks 12-9. “We outshot them, but we didn’t bury the puck,” Beauparlant said. “When we have zero, we can’t win.” The momentum turned when Lonnie Clary scored on a 3-on2 with 4:53 left in the second for a 2-0 lead. the speed is different,” Skjold said. “The consistency has to be there, and there were times I was hitting shots that, I wonder if that’s going in. Defense had to be spot on.” Skjold is already looking forward to next season, when she hopes her offseason work will pay off with more starting roles and big games. “I loved my year. I love the atmosphere at UAF,” she added. “It’s been a lot of fun, I love basketball and that’s why I decided to come here.”

Kentucky, UConn advance

ARLINGTON, Texas (AP) — No, this was not an instant replay, though it certainly is turning into a highlight loop that Aaron Harrison and his Kentucky teammates could get used to watching. Harrison took a pass from his twin brother, Andrew, spotted up from NBA range and watched the ball rattle in for the lead with 5.7 seconds left Saturday night to lift the Wildcats to a 74-73 victory over Wisconsin in the Final Four. It was a near carbon copy of his game-winner last weekend in the regional final against Michigan. It was every bit as big as the 3 he made the game before that to help Kentucky take the lead for good in the Sweet 16 against Louisville. “You can’t be scared to miss, and you want to be that guy that wants to take the big shots,” Aar-

on Harrison said. Connecticut 63, Florida 53 ARLINGTON, Texas — Shabazz Napier looked up toward the Connecticut fans in the crowd at AT&T Stadium and held up one finger. The Huskies had just beaten overall No. 1 seed Florida on Saturday in the Final Four. But Napier’s gesture had another meaning. “One more to go,” the first-team All-American said. The victory got them into Monday night’s title game against Kentucky and it was as good an effort as any team came up with this season against the Gators, who came in having won 30 straight games, a streak that started after a loss to the Huskies four months ago. “We have been in a lot of dog fights,” Napier said. “We are just an experienced group. We believe in each other and continue to believe in each other.”

“We didn’t have enough effort on the backcheck and they executed a play,” Beauparlant said. “We left the D out to dry.” Frankie Spellman was given a double minor with 15 seconds left in the second period, but the Bears were able to kill it off. Fairbanks was 1 for 5 on the power play, while Kenai River was 0 for 2. “I thought we killed penalties extremely well tonight,” Beauparlant said. With 10:49 left in the game, Hans Gorowsky beat the Kenai River defense to the outside for a 3-0 advantage. The Bears had chances late. Sebastian Fuchs was alone out front after a Fairbanks turnover, but Aldridge came up big. Ben

Campbell clanged one off the pipe with 1:35 to play. “The last minute and a half is a little too late,” Beauparlant said. “We need to put our chances in in the first and second period. We can’t wait until the third period.” Game 3 will be Tuesday at 7 p.m. at the Soldotna Regional Sports Complex. The first 1,000 fans receive a rally towel. “I expect another battle like it was tonight,” Beauparlant said. “Both teams are hungry. It should be an intense, hardfought game at the sports complex.” Game 4 will be Wednesday at 7 p.m. at the sports complex. Game 5 would be in Fairbanks, where the Ice Dogs have

home ice throughout the Robertson Cup playoffs thanks to winning the NAHL regular season title. The Bears are seeking the first playoff series victory in six trips to the playoffs. Four of those losses came to Fairbanks. Friday Ice Dogs 3, Brown Bears 0 Kenai River Fairbanks

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First period — 1. Fairbanks, Munson (Rose, Hinz), pp, 11:16. Penalties — Kenai River 1 for 2:00; Fairbanks 1 for 2:00. Second period — 2. Fairbanks, Clary (Wolter, Hinz), 15:07. Penalties — Kenai River 3 for 16:00. Third period — 3. Fairbanks, Gorowsky (Hetz), 9:11. Penalties — Kenai River 1 for 2:00; Fairbanks 1 for 2:00. Shots on goal — Kenai River 3-12-8—23; Fairbanks 14-9-11—34. Goalies — Kenai River, Quinn (34 shots, 31 saves); Fairbanks, Aldridge (23 shots,

23 saves). Power plays — Kenai River 0 for 2; Fairbanks 1 for 5. Saturday Brown Bears 3, Ice Dogs 2 Kenai River 0 Fairbanks 0

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First period — none. Penalties — Kenai River 3 for 17:00; Fairbanks 3 for 6:00. Second period — 1. Kenai River, Butcher (Colwell, Loewenstein), 8:54; 2. Fairbanks, Ege (un.), 18:44; 3. Kenai River, Butcher (un.), 19:45. Penalties — Kenai River 2 for 6:00; Fairbanks 1 for 4:00. Third period — 4. Fairbanks, Mueller (Hetz, Burgess), 6:57. Penalties — Kenai River 1 for 2:00; Fairbanks 1 for 2:00. Overtime — 5. Kenai River, Butcher (Karlsson, Andrews), pp, 11:15. Penalties — Kenai River 2 for 4:00; Fairbanks 2 for 4:00. Shots on goal — Kenai River 6-5-11-7—29; Fairbanks 6-11-19-8—45. Goalies — Kenai River, Quinn (45 shots, 43 saves); Fairbanks, Aldridge (29 shots, 26 saves). Power plays — Kenai River 1 for 3; Fairbanks 0 for 3.

Scoreboard Basketball NCAA Tourney FINAL FOUR At AT&T Stadium Arlington, Texas National Semifinals Saturday, April 5 UConn 63, Florida 53 Kentucky 74, Wisconsin 73 National Championship Monday, April 7 UConn (31-8) vs. Kentucky (2910), 5:10 p.m. ADT

NCAA Women FINAL FOUR

At Nashville, Tenn. National Semifinals Sunday, April 6 Notre Dame (36-0) vs. Maryland (28-6), 2:30 p.m. UConn (38-0) vs. Stanford (33-3), 5 p.m. National Championship Tuesday, April 8 Semifinal winners, 4:30 p.m. All Times ADT

NBA Standings EASTERN CONFERENCE Atlantic Division W L x-Toronto 45 32 x-Brooklyn 42 34 New York 33 44 Boston 23 54 Philadelphia 17 60 Southeast Division y-Miami 52 23 x-Washington 40 37 x-Charlotte 39 38 Atlanta 33 42 Orlando 22 55 Central Division y-Indiana 53 24 x-Chicago 45 32 Cleveland 31 47 Detroit 28 49 Milwaukee 14 63

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Memphis 45 31 .592 14 New Orleans 32 44 .421 27 Northwest Division y-Oklahoma City 55 2 0 .733 — Portland 49 28 .636 7 Minnesota 38 38 .500 17½ Denver 33 43 .434 22½ Utah 24 52 .316 31½ Pacific Division y-L.A. Clippers 54 23 .701 — Golden State 47 29 .618 6½ Phoenix 45 31 .592 8½ Sacramento 27 49 .355 26½ L.A. Lakers 25 51 .329 28½ x-clinched playoff spot y-clinched division Friday’s Games Memphis 100, Denver 92 Toronto 102, Indiana 94 Charlotte 91, Orlando 80 Brooklyn 116, Detroit 104 Philadelphia 111, Boston 102 Minnesota 122, Miami 121,2OT Atlanta 117, Cleveland 98 Washington 90, New York 89 Chicago 102, Milwaukee 90 Utah 100, New Orleans 96 Houston 111, Oklahoma City 107 Phoenix 109, Portland 93 Golden State 102, Sacramento 69 Dallas 107, L.A. Lakers 95 Saturday’s Games Orlando 100, Minnesota 92 Chicago 96, Washington 78 Brooklyn 105, Philadelphia 101 Charlotte 96, Cleveland 94, OT Detroit 115, Boston 111 Toronto 102, Milwaukee 98 Sunday’s Games New York at Miami, 9 a.m. L.A. Lakers at L.A. Clippers, 11:30 a.m. Dallas at Sacramento, 2 p.m. Atlanta at Indiana, 2 p.m. Denver at Houston, 3 p.m. Memphis at San Antonio, 3 p.m. Oklahoma City at Phoenix, 5 p.m. Utah at Golden State, 5 p.m. New Orleans at Portland, 5 p.m. All Times ADT

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NL Standings

East Division W L Pct GB Miami 5 1 .833 — Atlanta 4 1 .800 ½ Philadelphia 3 2 .600 1½ Washington 3 2 .600 1½ New York 2 3 .400 2½ Central Division Milwaukee 3 2 .600 — Pittsburgh 3 2 .600 — St. Louis 3 2 .600 — Chicago 1 4 .200 2 Cincinnati 1 4 .200 2 West Division San Francisco 5 1 .833 — Los Angeles 4 3 .571 1½ Colorado 3 3 .500 2 San Diego 1 4 .200 3½ Arizona 1 7 .125 5 Friday’s Games Atlanta 2, Washington 1 Milwaukee 6, Boston 2 Philadelphia 7, Chicago Cubs 2 Colorado 12, Arizona 2 San Francisco 8, L.A. Dodgers 4 Pittsburgh 12, St. Louis 2 N.Y. Mets 4, Cincinnati 3 Miami 8, San Diego 2 Saturday’s Games N.Y. Mets 6, Cincinnati 3 Philadelphia 2, Chicago Cubs 0 San Francisco 7, L.A. Dodgers 2 Atlanta 6, Washington 2 St. Louis 6, Pittsburgh 1 Milwaukee 7, Boston 6, 11 innings Miami 5, San Diego 0 Colorado 9, Arizona 4 Sunday’s Games Cincinnati (Simon 0-0) at N.Y. Mets (Niese 0-0), 9:10 a.m. San Diego (Kennedy 0-1) at Miami (Eovaldi 1-0), 9:10 a.m. Atlanta (A.Wood 1-0) at Washington (Jordan 0-0), 9:35 a.m. Milwaukee (Gallardo 1-0) at Boston (Lester 0-1), 9:35 a.m. St. Louis (Wainwright 1-0) at Pittsburgh (Volquez 0-0), 9:35 a.m. Philadelphia (Burnett 0-0) at Chicago Cubs (Villanueva 0-2), 10:20 a.m. Arizona (Miley 1-1) at Colorado (Anderson 0-1), 12:10 p.m. San Francisco (M.Cain 0-0) at L.A. Dodgers (Greinke 1-0), 4:05 p.m. All Times ADT

Hockey NHL Standings EASTERN CONFERENCE Atlantic Division GP W L OT Pts GF z-Boston 78 53 18 7 113 251 x-Montreal 79 45 27 7 97 212 x-Tampa Bay 78 42 27 9 93 229 Detroit 78 37 27 14 88 211 Toronto 79 38 33 8 84 229 Ottawa 78 33 31 14 80 226 Florida 78 27 43 8 62 185 Buffalo 77 21 47 9 51 148 Metropolitan Division y-Pittsburgh 78 49 24 5 103 237 N.Y. Rangers 79 43 31 5 91 212 Philadelphia 77 39 29 9 87 215 Columbus 77 39 31 7 85 215 New Jersey 78 34 28 16 84 191 Washington 78 35 30 13 83 222 Carolina 78 34 33 11 79 196 N.Y. Islanders 77 31 35 11 73 215

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WESTERN CONFERENCE Central Division x-St. Louis 77 52 18 7 111 243 173 x-Colorado 77 50 21 6 106 237 206 x-Chicago 78 44 19 15 103 255 205 Minnesota 78 40 26 12 92 195 194 Dallas 77 38 28 11 87 225 218 Nashville 78 35 32 11 81 198 231 Winnipeg 79 35 34 10 80 220 232 Pacific Division x-Anaheim 77 50 19 8 108 249 198 x-San Jose 79 49 21 9 107 239 192 x-Los Angeles 79 45 28 6 96 197 166 Phoenix 78 36 28 14 86 209 221 Vancouver 78 35 32 11 81 187 210 Calgary 78 33 38 7 73 200 228 Edmonton 78 27 42 9 63 193 259 NOTE: Two points for a win, one point for overtime loss. x-clinched playoff spot y-clinched division; z-clinched conference Saturday’s Games Washington 4, N.Y. Islanders 3, SO Boston 5, Philadelphia 2 Colorado 4, St. Louis 0 Winnipeg 4, Toronto 2 Montreal 5, Detroit 3 Dallas 5, Tampa Bay 2 Ottawa 3, N.Y. Rangers 2 New Jersey 3, Carolina 1 Minnesota 4, Pittsburgh 0 Vancouver 2, Los Angeles 1 Nashville 3, San Jose 0

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ter steeplechase at the 2012 Summer Olympic Games in London, England. Homer coach Bill Steyer said he and his team had already met Franek at a high altitude training camp in eastern Oregon. “I take some of my crosscountry kids every year to that, and she’s awesome,” Steyer said. The general consensus among coaches is that getting the opportunity to meet and talk to championship-winning athletes is an invaluable experience for the high school athletes. “It’s great for these kids,” said Soldotna coach Phil Leck. “It’s cool seeing the people that compete at the highest level in the sport.” The following is a in-depth look at each team: KENAI KARDINALS The Kenai track team certainly holds a lot of promise this season, and the Kards will get to test out their talent on a brand-new track that has already seen some records fall. Allie Ostrander certainly holds the biggest expectations in 2014 as one of the state’s elite talents. The good news for the Kardinals is that Ostrander will be setting her sights on the state meet this year. Ostrander didn’t even make the trip up to Fairbanks last season due to her prior commitment to the Kenai soccer team, which held its region tournament on the same weekend as the state meet for track. Unofficially, the 5-foot-1 junior holds the state record in both the girls 1,600- and 3,200-meter races. She set the shorter race record during halftime of Kenai’s season-opening football game last August on the new Kenai track, and originally set the longer one at the region meet in May at Nikiski. Her time of 10 minutes, 25 seconds, in the 3,200 meters last year broke the previous Alaska record by a whopping 12 seconds and ranked 22nd in the nation among girls, and she’s already bettered that time with a remarkable 10:17 at the Big C Relays on Friday in Anchorage. That time currently ranks fifth in the nation. Her mark of 4:53 (handtimed) in the 1,600 meters broke the girls state record by two seconds, and it came during a point in the year typically considered the offseason, when athletes are not usually in finetuned condition. Unfortunately, official state records can only be recorded at the state competition, so her times will carry an asterisk. For the time being, at least. “She’s going to be very instrumental in our distance running core,” said Kenai coach Joe Trujillo. Trujillo is taking over head coaching duties from Tim Sandahl, who has had a longtime presence in Kenai athletics. Trujillo himself holds an impressive coaching pedigree of

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For anyone to run that fast this early in the season, it begs the question of whether the Kenai junior can continue to lower her times as the season wears on. Trujillo believes she is just getting started. “She’s completed something that’s pretty special, and she has not yet reached her peak,” he said. “She’s been training with the entire running team, including the boys, and she hangs with them and doesn’t let them get away.” Ostrander was not the only successful Kardinal during the weekend. Fellow Kenai junior Jordan Theisen also ran a fast 3,200 meters, finishing fourth in the boys race with a time of 9:56, his first time to crack 10 minutes. Jordan’s twin brother, Jonah, captured second place in the boys 800 meter race with a time of 2:01.06, his quickest ever. Coming back to the girls side, Kenai junior Kiana Harding finished sixth in the girls pentathlon competition, which combines five different events. Harding finished the high jump

almost 25 years on the Peninsula, and will be retiring his in-class teaching career after 35 years this spring. “This year, she knows she can do it,” Trujillo said about Ostrander. “She’s going to go to both practices, soccer and track, but she’s decided to go to state track, and she has vowed to do that for herself. I would’ve been supportive either way, but of course I’m happy she decided to do it.” Of course, Ostrander is not the only fleet-of-foot distance runner on the team. Junior twin brothers Jordan and Jonah Theisen lead a group of fast runners on the boys side. Jonah’s time of 4:28 in the boys 1,600 meters last year at the region meet was the fifth fastest in the state in 2013, and Jordan’s time of 10:01 in the boys 3,200 was ninth quickest in the state last year. Trujillo said Fox Michaud and Mac Lee will add to the distance team’s depth on the boys side, and that Michaud is also dabbling in the sprinting events. The boys sprint team looks to have an early leader in freshman Josh Jackman, says Trujillo. “His dad still holds the long jump and 200 meters records at Kenai,” Trujillo said. “I would not be surprised if his son changes that. We’ll have to change the first name in the record book.” Kyla Whannell will maintain her presence in the sprinting events on the girls side, Beverly Schindler is expected to do the same in the hurdling events, and Kiana Harding will try to back up her third-place finish at state in the high jump. All three juniors will also return for the region championship-winning 400- and 800-meter relay teams. Trujillo also mentioned that Harding will be one of six girls in the state to compete in the Big C Relays Pentathlon event, which combines five various track and field events to determine an all-around champion. “Right now we have about 45 kids, which is a good balance, and we have great assistant coaches,” Trujillo said. “We’re tuning them up and finding a spot for them.” SOLDOTNA STARS The most promising event the Stars will return for is the girls 3,200-meter relay. SoHi returns all four runners on that team — sophomore Daisy Nelson, junior Sadie Fox, junior Dani McCormick and sophomore Olivia Hutchings — a team that won the state championship last season, and set a season-high of 9:52.47 at the region meet last year. All four are also adept distance runners on the individual level, which means a lot of valuable points for SoHi at the region and state meets. “They’re excited to get out there and see where they stand,” said Soldotna coach Phil Leck. “Some kids have gotten better, so we’ll see this year.” Leck will once again share coaching duties with Pat Nolden, and specializes in the sprint and middle distance events.

portion of the pentathlon in a tie for first, jumping 4 feet, 8 inches, and finished second in the shot put, throwing 27 feet, 2 inches. “I think she could’ve won the shot, but she scratched by mere inches,” Trujillo said. Among others, the Kenai girls took victory in the 1,600-meter sprint medley relay with a time of 4:26.2. The relay consists of two 200-meter legs, one 400-meter leg and one 800-meter leg, and it was run by Harding, Kyla Whannell, Ostrander and Bethany Coghill. Soldotna High senior Makayla Wong won the girls discus event with a throw of 104 feet, 9 inches, and proceeded to take bronze in the girls shot put with a heave of 33 feet, 1.5 inches. The Soldotna girls 3,200-meter relay team — consisting of Daisy Nelson, Olivia Hutchings, Dani McCormick and Sadie Fox — finished second with a time of 10:00.61. The Homer girls team took a distant third place in a time of 10:42.88. Molly Mitchell, Ziza Shemet-Pitcher, Audrey Rosencrans and Aurora Waclawski all pitched in to grab the bronze. Mariners teammate Crystal Crane tied for third place in the

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In this May 2012 file photo Soldotna’s Bree Mucha, right, and teammate Dani McCormick place first and second during the 1600-meter dash. McCormick, a junior, is one of four returners for the state-champion 3,200-meter relay team.

“We’re still trying to get outside, so it’s always different,” Leck said. Soldotna is in the process of renovating its track and football field, which means the Stars track team will have to make do without a proper 400-meter oval. “The track’s not ready to go yet,” Leck said. “So it’s between running on concrete and breaking your legs or staying inside.” Leck thanked the Skyview team for allowing use of its track. Along with the girls relay teams, Leck said seniors Makayla Wong and Kiana Hendricks in the throwing events should produce good results on the girls side, and freshman Preston Weeks is looking strong in the hurdling and middle distance events on the boys side. Sophomore Drew Gibbs returns as a strong sprinter, and junior Steven Waggoner looks to be the fastest boys distance runner. SKYVIEW PANTHERS Even though the spring sports season marks the final one for Skyview, coach Rob Sparks said it doesn’t feel any different than the previous 20 years. “We haven’t even mentioned it once at practice,” Sparks said. “There’s been those moments all year long in other sports, but it’s pretty much business as usual.” The old Skyview track, once (and still) a shining jewel on the Kenai Peninsula, will still be used by the junior high that will move in to the current building, but the last track meet has already been held there. The Skyview Invitational, which is always a highly anticipated event for Peninsula students, will now be held on the new Kenai Central track, and rebranded as the Kenai Invite. The meet is scheduled for April 25 and 26. “Back in the day, it seemed that Homer and Palmer were the only ones that had tracks,” Sparks said. “Now everybody has a good one. It just shows the popularity that the

girls high jump, using a leap of 4-foot-8 to do so. Skyview’s Tim Duke also cobbled together a successful weekend, winning both boys hurdles events and finishing second in the long jump. Duke, a junior, won the boys 300-meter hurdles with a time of 41.66 seconds, then captured the 110-meter hurdles in 15.93 seconds. Earlier, Duke ran a 15.69 in preliminaries. Skyview teammate Micah Hilbish ran consistent in the middle distance events, coming away with a third-place finish in the boys 400-meter dash. The senior ran a time of 52.28 seconds, a personal record in the event. The Skyview girls 400-meter relay team finished second in a time of 53.29 seconds, already faster than what they peaked at last year. Junior Madison Orth — a member of the small school Cook Inlet Academy — showed up the large-school runners by placing second in the girls 100-meter hurdles, scrambling to a time of 16.71 seconds. Big “C” Relays Top six results GIRLS 100 — 1. Malia Lyken, Dim, 12.42 seconds; 2. Peggy Mathis, Col, 12.77; 3. Tanner Ealum, ACS, 12.86; 4. Haley Hakala, Sou,

sport has now.” The Panthers return quite a group of athletes for the final time as well. Leading the sprinters on the girls side is junior Kaylee Fisher, returning as the state champ in the 100 meters. Fisher had to beat her former Skyview teammate Sydney Roumagoux last year to win. Roumagoux has since graduated. Fisher also claimed second at state last year in the 200-meter dash. Sparks said sophomore Jessie McNamara transferred over from Kenai this year, as did sophomore Hailee Landess from Soldotna. Both should be adding depth to the sprint relays, and McNamara could also surprise people in the hurdles. “They’re going to complement last year’s group,” Sparks said. Adding to the relays will be the duo of juniors Hayley Ramsell and Heather Tolliver, who both succeeded at the 100-, 200- and 400-meter dashes in 2013. Seniors Casey Neill (four-year hurdler), Abby Cook (distance events) and Brittany Hollers (distance) all compose a core of veteran leaders on the team, Sparks said. The boys side could see a bit of a rebuilding year, especially for the sprinters. Returning is senior Brandon Rice, a four-year athlete who excels in the sprint relays, and Tim Duke, a sprint specialist and a hurdler. Duke won the state title in the 110-meter hurdles and took second in the 300-meter hurdles in 2013. Senior Micah Hilbish is returning to compete in the middle distance races. Hilbish won the state championship in both the 400 and 800 meters last year, and joining him on the boys 1,600-meter relay will be Duke, Charles Gibbons and Logan Hemphill, along with Daniel Shuler and Sky Schlung as backup. Adam O’Guinn leads the boys squad in the throwing events, and recently took down the squat record at the local Strength and Speed Training competition at Nikiski High School with a 445-pound effort.

coaching responsibilities from Dan Adair, who said he will still play a supporting role for the team. Doth, a former jumper from Minnesota, said he expects the Bulldogs to contend on the 1-2-3A level. “I think we’re going to be a sleeper team,” Doth said. “Schools in our conference will have to beware. It’s a younger team, we have only four seniors, but in the early part of the season we’re all optimistic.” Doth said the Big C Relays are a huge welcoming sight for Nikiski, which hasn’t gotten any time outdoors yet. “We’re still indoors. It’s a challenge,” he said. “You can’t stretch your legs with a 200-meter run, so we’re looking forward to it. “I know the long distance runners are itching to get out there.” Doth said senior Kerry Ross and sophomore Luke Johnson look to be the early leaders of the team. Ross placed fifth at state last year in the girls 100-meter dash, and Johnson was sixth in the boys shot put and was a part of the sixth-place boys 400-meter relay. Doth noted that the Nikiski girls 400-meter relay will also look a lot different. The only returning member ofw that team is Ross, and joining her is Alexa Schmidt, Crystal Epperheimer and Ryen Dougherty.

12.91; 5. Mekayla Winchester, Wes, 13.06; 6. Katherine Hines, Sou, 13.19. 400 — 1. Peggy Mathis, Col, 59.53; 2. Nikole Boggs, ERi, 1:00.06; 3. Vanessa Aniteye, Chu, 1:01.35; 4. Vanessa Tufaga, Dim, 1:01.60; 5. Daisy Nelson, Sol, 1:02.51; 6. Ashlyn Johnson, CRo, 1:03.08. 800 — 1. Mariah Burroughs, Was, 2;24.55; 2. Maddy Boutet, Wes, 2:26.08; 3. Hannah Heinbaugh, Gle, 2:26.78; 4. Morgan Kuiper, Wes, 2:27.52; 5. Maddie Hall, TM, 2:28.25; 6. Allison Hebard, Lat, 2:29.83. 3200 — 1. Allie Ostrander, Ken, 10:17.1; 2. Briahna Gerlach, Gle, 11:23.0; 3. Maddie Hall, TM, 11:26.9; 4. Kaitlyn Maker, ERi, 11:34.7; 5. Mariah Burroughs, Was, 11:53.2; 6. Cathelyne Powers, Col, 12:04.8. 400m relay — 1. Chugiak (Aniteye, Nelson, Bush, Babin), 52.58; 2. Skyview, 53.29; 3. Dimond, 53.85; 4. Lathrop, 54.42; 5. ACS, 54.45; 6. Casa Roble, 54.96. 1600m relay — 1. West (Pickett, Kuiper, Boutet, Blackmore), 4:17.13; 2. Eagle River, 4:17.64; 3. Chugiak, 4:22.22; 4. Grace Christian, 4:25.12; 5. Homer, 4:26.17; 6. Colony, 4:27.04. 3200m relay — 1. West (Blackmore, Boslough, Kuiper, Boutet), 9:58.87; 2. Soldotna, 1:00.61; 3. Homer, 10:42.88; 4. Colony, 10:45.05; 5. Lathrop, 10:53.61; 6. Eagle River, 11:00.80. 800m sprint medley — 1. Dimond (Jackson, Alston, Lyken, Tufaga), 1:56.24; 2. Casa Roble, 2:00.57; 3. Bartlett, 2:01.20; 4. South, 2:01.64; 5. Chugiak, 2:04.56; 6. Homer, 2:05.58. 1600m sprint medley — 1. Kenai (Harding, Whannell, Ostrander, Coghill), 4:26.20; 2. Eagle River, 4:27.17; 3. Dimond, 4:30.46; 4. Soldotna, 4:31.30; 5. Wasilla, 4:33.63; 6. ACS, 4:36.10. 100m hurdles — 1. Christalyn Johnson, Dim, 15.79; 2. Madison Orth, CIA, 16.71; 3. Mekayla Winchester, Wes, 16.76; 4. Gretta Pickett, Wes, 17.01; 5. Hannah Babin, Chu, 17.28; 6. Kayla Rowe, Gra, 18.03. 300m hurdles — 1. Jordyn Bruce, ERi, 49.03; 2. Elissa Esplin, Sou, 49.58; 3. Gretta Pickett, Wes, 50.62; 4. Kelly McBryde, Chu, 50.78; 5. Annie VanderWeide, Gra, 51.01; 6. Natalie Lautrup, Col, 51.43. Long jump — 1. Chrisalyn Johnson, Dim,

16’05”; 2. Chase Stephens, Col, 15’09.5”; 3. Peggy Mathis, Col, 15’03”; 4. Paige Nelson, Chu, 15’02.5”; 5. Zoe Langseth, Val, 14’07.25”; 6. Kayla Rowe, Gra, 14’04”. High jump — 1. Taylir Kueter, Bar, 4’10”; 2. Chrisalyn Johnson, Dim, 4’10”; 3. Ceil Dunleavy, Was, 4’08”; 4. Dallas Dickerson, ACS, 4’08”; 5. Samantha Cooper, Chu, 4’08”; 6. Crystal Crane, Hom, 4’08”. Shot put — 1. Valerie Sao, Bar, 33’09”; 2. Ashley Logan, Gra, 33’03.5”; 3. Makayla Wong, Sol, 33’01.5”; 4. To’a Levi, Lat, 32’09”; 5. Patty Boonprasert, Lat, 31’11”; 6. Rekia Hueton, SuV, 31’08”. Discus — 1. Makayla Wong, Sol, 104’09”; 2. Dakayla Walters, Dim, 99’04”; 3. Amy Yi, Sou, 96’03”; 4. Richelle Walker, Kod, 95’00”; 5. Valerie Sao, Bar, 94’03”; 6. Megan Burbank, Sou, 93’10”. Pentathlon — 1. Naomi Welling, TM, 3472 points; 2. Kayla Rowe, Gra, 2962; 3. Alicia Reitz, Chu, 2870; 4. Beth Hanson, Del, 2850; 5. Lexie Smith, Eie, 2726; 6. Kiana Harding, Ken, 2618.

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The Mariners, like Kenai, are sporting a fresh track which opened last year, and will (hopefully) get to test it out with the Homer Invitational on April 18 and 19. “I’m a bit nervous but it’s coming together,” said coach Bill Steyer. “We have some work to do, but this is the biggest team that I’ve coached here in Homer.” Steyer said the Mariners have been out on the track for nearly two weeks enjoying the sunny weather and using the few good lanes that the snow has uncovered. He added that the Homer boys squad has tripled in numbers from last year, while the girls have stayed about the same. Overall, it NIKISKI BULLDOGS adds up to around 23. Jake Doth takes over head“It’s definitely good numbers

BOYS 100 — 1. Anthony Griffith, Eie, 11.36; 2. Dillon Pratt, Chu, 11.48; 3. Eric Jones, Ser, 11.53; 4. Travis Phillips, Lat, 11.63; 5. Joseph Pucilowski, CRo, 11.71; 6. Jordan Tufaga, Dim, 11.78. 400 — 1. Dallas Knapp, CRo, 50.68; 2. C.J. Parker, Dim, 51.60; 3. Micah Hilbish, Sky, 52.28; 4. Michael Todd, ACS, 52.45; 5. Brandon Schafer, Col, 53.20; 6. Josh Jackman, Ken, 53.67. 800 — 1. Christian Sessom, Col, 2:00.30; 2. Jonah Theisen, Ken, 2:01.06; 3. Levi Thomet, Kod, 2:01.17; 4. Pedro Ochoa, Hom, 2:02.34; 5. Khalil English, TM, 2:02.60; 6. Chandler Lokanin, Dim, 2:02.92. 3200 — 1. Levi Thomet, Kod, 9:09.9; 2. Steven Brown, CRo, 9:50.8; 3. Christian Sessom, Col, 9:54.9; 4. Jordan Theisen, Ken, 9:56.0; 5. Derek Steele, Sou, 10:05.6; 6. Larkin Lynch, Wes, 10:07.6. 400m relay — 1. Lathrop (Cannon, Jennis, Seminarrio, Phillips), 45.01; 2. Casa Roble, 45.41; 3. Service, 46.10; 4. Bartlett, 46.22; 5. Chugiak, 46.28; 6. Eagle River, 46.61. 1600m relay — 1. Casa Roble (Alvarado, Heckey, Amos, Knapp), 3:36.62; 2. Dimond,

for us,” he said. The Homer freshmen class has impressed Steyer in the early weeks. Lauren Evarts and Lily Johnson lead the incoming class in the sprinting and hurdling events, while sophomore Andy Cordoza adds depth. Steyer said he hopes his girls team can live up to the expectations that were set after last year’s runner-up team finish in the Class 1-2-3A state meet. The highlight was the victory by the Homer girls in the 1,600-meter relay. “That was great,” Steyer said. “There’s a lot of potential there.” Tayla Cabana, Aziza ShemetPitcher, Cassidy Soistman and Aurora Waclawski were the four that won the big prize, and all but Soistman return this year. Waclawski also added runner-up finishes in the girls 400- and 800-meter runs last year at state. Steyer said the Homer boys are facing a bit of a rebuilding year, but senior Pedro Ochoa should provide a lot of the highlights. Ochoa finished fourth in the boys 800-meter race at state last year. “He should be good, he has the potential to do better this year,” Steyer said. C

COOK INLET ACADEMY EAGLES CIA will be missing only one big name that graduated after putting up worthy performances at state in 2013. Cara Davidson, who took fourth in the girls discus, is gone, and so are the point hauls that she would usually bring in. Madison Orth finished second the girls 100-meter hurdles as a sophomore last year, and looks to be the primary points scorer for the Eagles in her junior year.

SEWARD SEAHAWKS Seniors Tessa Adelmann and Miles Knotek are both graduated from last year’s team. Seward might feel the two losses early, since both heaped on a big pile of points for Seward at the state meet last year. Knotek was the boys winner in the 3,200 meters, and Adelmann won double gold in the girls shot put and discus events.

3:37.83; 3. ACS, 3:38.08; 4. Colony, 3:38.41; 5. Kodiak, 3:40.40; 6. West, 3:40.52. 3200m relay — 1. Kodiak (Caballa, Rubina, Fried, Thomet), 8:23.82; 2. Chugiak, 8:32.06; 3. Bartlett, 8:42.74; 4. Kenai, 8:45.29; 5. West, 8:46.09; 6. Colony, 8:47.42. 800m sprint medley — 1. Casa Roble (Knapp, Heckey, Pucilowski, Alvarado), 1:38.25; 2. Dimond, 1:38.53; 3. Lathrop, 1:42.54; 4. Bartlett, 1:43.34; 5. East, 1:43.66; 6. Palmer, 1:44.35. 1600m sprint medley — 1. Dimond (Tufaga, Jack, Parker, Lokanin), 3:43.10; 2. ACS, 3:47.88; 3. Eagle River, 3:48.23; 4. Chugiak, 3:49.60; 5. Kenai, 3:50.72; 6. West, 3:55.54. 110m hurdles — 1. Tim Duke, Sky, 15.93; 2. Kade Bullard, Dim, 16.32; 3. Chardo Elliott, Wes, 16.73; 4. Chase Hawk, Eas, 16.93; 5. Alex Grullon, Bar, 17.00; 6. Nick Jensen, Lat, 17.28. 300m hurdles — 1. Tim Duke, Sky, 41.66; 2. Andrew West, Sou, 41.96; 3. Cameron Bryant, Lat, 43.58; 4. Michael Williams, Chu, 44.29; 5. Matt Thomas, Was, 44.40; 6. Chardo Elliott, Wes, 44.80. Long jump — 1. David Schaffer, Dim, 19’09.5”; 2. Tim Duke, Sky, 19’05.25”; 3. Nate Simmers, ACS, 18’11.75”; 4. Tyreke Jennis, Lat, 18’11.5”; 5. Josh Jackman, Ken, 18’06.5”; 6. Devon Alexander, Lat, 17’10”. High jump — 1. Jared Welch, Lat, 6’04”; 2. Cameron Bryant, Lat, 6’02”; 3. C.J. Parker, Dim, 5’10”; 4. Chase Hawk, Eas, 5’10”; 5. Bryce Hellman, Bar, 5’08”; 6. Eric Andersen, ERi, 5’06”. Shot put — 1. Damian Coger, Lat, 50’02”; 2. Fischer Summers, Col, 44’02.5”; 3. Ed Hall, ERi, 43’05”; 4. Elijah Agae, Lat, 42’10.5”; 5. Joe Paden, TM, 42’05”; 6. Zach Taplin, CIA, 41’10”. Discus — 1. Ed Hall, ERi, 138’10”; 2. Jake Brownlee, Chu, 134’11”; 3. Presley Piliati, Eas, 132’00”; 4. Nate Simmers, ACS, 126’09”; 5. Fischer Summers, Col, 121’00”; 6. Zach Taplin, CIA, 119’11”. Pentathlon — 1. Leroy Elliott, Wes, 3503; 2. Anthony Griffith, Eie, 3309; 3. Robert Heckey, CRo, 3164; 4. Matt Barron, Hou, 3050; 5. Brendan Pietz, TM, 2941; 6. Andrew Walter, Mon, 2805.

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V irginia Walters

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spent a couple of weeks this past winter with the Kenai Crud or whatever we called it this year. I don’t usually give in to wintertime sniffles, but this year was a different bug, I guess. I was also without a sense of taste or smell for that two weeks and a few days beyond as things got back to normal. It’s a different world when you can’t smell anything and it made me think of scents I enjoy, and a few I don’t. Some odors are forever recognizable: baby powder, wood smoke on a cold morning, fresh mown grass, mud flats, diesel exhaust, pig pens, rotten eggs. Not always good smells, but depending on where you grew up they are guaranteed to bring back memories. And of course, all the good kitchen smells … pumpkin pie, bacon frying, baking bread, Thanksgiving turkey. Do you remember fried pepper? My Grandma fried eggs every morning of her adult life, I think, and the most enduring memory of that is the smell of black pepper on the hot cast iron skillet. It’s a start-yourday type of smell, one that gets you going, in memory very comforting because you knew all was right and it was time to go to the table when you could smell the pepper frying. It’s not the same these days, mostly because everyone uses a non-stick fry pan and not many grandmas fry eggs anymore, either. I doubt my grandkids will reminisce about the smell of eggs scrambled in a Teflon pan. Some smells I really miss: line dried sheets, pine trees, chalk dust, and Prince Albert pipe tobacco smoke. Also carnations. They used to smell so spicy. A carnation corsage was the best thing you could get for a formal dance. The guys all thought roses, or maybe an orchid for that really special dance was the protocol, but deep down, we girls really loved the carnations because they smelled so good, and lasted for a long time after the dance. Roses faded the next day, and orchids were too fragile to be enjoyed very long. Nowadays carnations don’t even have a scent. Another loss to technology, I guess, as they are available all year long, not just a springtime thing but at the expense of that delightful scent we ladies “of a certain age” remember. Digression alert: Remember putting white carnations into a jar of colored water or blue ink and waiting a day for them to suck up the liquid and turn color? It was a popular thing to do for St. Patrick’s Day to have green carnations. Or making fake ones using pinking shears to trim layers of fan folded facial tissues you tied in the middle with a pipe cleaner then carefully separated the sheets to make a perfect, if oversized carnation. We made hundreds to decorate dances and floats, or just to have in our room for fun. It’s a lost art, I’m sure. I remember my mom’s scent on nights she and Dad went out “to town.” It was a warm smell, and I have no idea what it was, as she didn’t use perfume. Nothing as garish as Evening In Paris (which I’m sure we ALL remember) nor as spring like as a flowery cologne. It probably was simply a combination of all the scents of her getting ready to go out … bath soap, talcum powder, make-up, and the sachet bag my “other grandma” crocheted for her one Christmas and filled with sweet smelling herbs and flowers that hung in the closet with her dress. It was an odor associated with no other activity and it’s been a long time since I’ve breathed it. I doubt that I could duplicate it, but I know I’d recognize it. Along with no sense of smell, of course is no taste. Even coffee has no taste but bitter if you can’t smell it. I didn’t have much appetite so chicken noodle soup and soda crackers were all I ate for awhile. No matter … what’s the use of eating crispy fried chicken or chocolate cake if you can’t taste it? I even took regular doses of what I learned later was really vile tasting cough syrup because all I could taste was a slightly acidic liquid. It’s terrible when the first taste you get back is wild cherry lighter fluid. There are some tastes I miss: peaches fresh off the tree, sun warmed vine ripened tomatoes, “real” buttermilk; all things I can travel to find as most of us do, eventually, but tastes that manufacturers have tried to duplicate to no avail. My nephew (raised in Alaska) once told me that peach schnapps “tastes like it’s just off the tree, Aunt Virginia.” I told him he’d been in Alaska too long. I got my senses back (Hubby might argue with me there) and once again enjoy coffee and chocolate and even the smell of the mud flats, but right now, I’d be happy to walk out the door, take a deep breath and smell spring. Virginia Walters lives in Kenai. Email her vewalters@gci.net.

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News and Notes Kim named to Dean’s List at University of Rochester Jang Hyun Kim, a freshman majoring in mechanical engineering at the University of Rochester, has been named to the Dean’s List for academic achievement for the fall 2013 semester. Kim, a resident of Soldotna, is the son of Grace Lee, and a graduate of Soldotna High School.

Share community information here Has a new addition to your family just arrived? Where in the world is your military person and what are they up to? Got a new graduate, dean’s list student or an award-receiving youth? Do you have a news event, activity or fundraiser you need to let the community know about? Send it to us! Email your community events to news@peninsulaclarion.com, fax it to 283-3299, drop it off at the Clarion office in Kenai at 150 Trading Bay Drive (Monday through Friday from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m.) or mail your information to us at P.O. Box 3009, Kenai AK 99611. Events, wedding, engagement and birth submissions may not be older than six months. Wedding anniversary announcements are printed in five-year increments beginning with the 20th. Submissions are printed as space is available. For more information, call 335-1251.

Learning for Life Chick fever is in the air: Raising backyard poultry There are numerous reasons why we choose to keep small poultry flocks in our backyards with the joy of farm animals and a steady source of protein, eggs, and garden fertilizer just to name a few, but keeping our birds and ourselves healthy requires us to be proactive by creating a clean and healthy environment. Whether you’re ordering your first chicks this spring, have an established laying flock, are considering selling eggs locally, or perhaps you’re even venturing into the world of raising chickens for meat, we have a number of very helpful University of Alaska Fairbanks Cooperative Extension Service publications to help you get started. Find “Selecting, Brooding, and Rearing Small Numbers of Chicks”, “Home Laying Flock” “Safe Egg Handling for Small EggLaying Flocks and Operations” and “Broiler Production” at http://www.uaf.edu/ces/districts/kenai/.We also have hard copies in our office located at 43961K-Beach Rd., Suite A, Soldotna, AK 99669. Call us at 262-5824. We are “Learning for Life”. Submitted by Lydia Clayton, UAF Cooperative Extension Service, Agriculture and Horticulture Agent, Kenai Peninsula District.

Members of the Central Peninsula Shooting Stars recently competed at the Alaska State Junior Olympics Trap Qualifier. Pictured are, back row: Bradley Phelps, Coach Jim Trujillo, Levi Poquette, Coach Dave Kerkvliet, Nick Edwards, Coach Russell Morrison; front row: Adam Trujillo, James Lott, Capra Edwards-Smith, Coach Alice Kerkvliet; not pictured: shooters Tyler Morrison, Garrett and Bailey Horne.

Youth trap shooters place at Alaska State Junior Olympics Qualifier Nine local youth competed in trap shooting March 22-23 at the Alaska State Junior Olympic Qualifier at Birchwood Shooting Park, Eagle River. Central Peninsula Shooting Stars members Nick Edwards, Capra Edwards-Smith, Bailey and Garrett Horne, James Lott, Tyler Morrison, Bradley Phelps, Levi Poquette, and Adam Trujillo, competed in both Wobble trap and Doubles Trap. The overall medal round winners in both competitions qualify to compete in USAS National Junior Olympic Championships at Colorado Springs, Colo., this July. In Wobble Trap, the competitors shot five rounds of 25 targets for possible score of 125. Nick Edwards of Soldotna won first in the J2 group and advanced to the medal round, where he won bronze, which qualifies him for the National Junior Olympic Championships. Sunday in Doubles Trap, the competitors shot three rounds of 50 targets, for possible score of 150. Four individual age group trophies were won by the Peninsula Shooting Stars: J3 Divi-

sion — James Lott, 2nd place 106/150, Adam Trujillo, 3rd place, 104/150; J2 Division — Nick Edwards, 1st place, 116/150, Levi Poquette, 2nd place, 115/150, and Bailey Horne, 3rd place, 112/150. Edwards, Poquette and Baily Horne placed in the top six overall for the finals. Final round scores were Poquette 13/20, Horne 15/20, and Edwards 17/20. The Peninsula Shooting Stars competed March 29 in Skeet Trap at Grouse Ridge Shooting Park in Wasilla. The Stars will also compete in the Alaska State Junior Olympic Qualifier in International Skeet April 27 at Grouse Ridge in Wasilla. The Stars are coached by head coach Jim Trujillo and assistant coaches Dave and Alice Kerkvliet, Russell Morrison, Bobby Cox, Stu Goldstein, and Dave Edwards-Smith. Thanks to those who sponsor the local Alaska Scholastic Clay Target Program (SCTP). For anyone interested in sponsoring the Peninsula Shooting Stars, please contact Alice Kerkvliet at 398-3693 or Jim Trujillo at 252-0065. — Photos and information provided by Kristi Edwards

Nick Edwards competes in the Wobble Trap National JO Qualifier.

Strengthening the legs can help with knee pain

ost likely you or someone you know suffers from knee pain. Injuries and long-term wear and tear are common causes. In some cases surgery can provide relief, but maintaining muscle strength in the legs is often very helpful in managing the pain. People with knee pain are less likely to exercise, which compounds the problem. Not exercising due to knee pain results in weight gain and poorer muscle tone. This in turn results in more knee pain. Master Rolfer Andrew Mattson explained to me that maintaining strength in the leg muscles improves stability, which in turn improves function of the knee joint. This reduces bone on bone contact, which reduces pain. In addition, the balance of strength between muscle groups is improved, which is also helpful. It is advisable to consult a physician regarding knee pain. They may recommend surgery or physical therapy. A physical therapist can assist you in an exercise program to reduce knee pain while not further damaging the joint. Below are some basic exercises that will reduce knee pain for many people. Do not do these exercises if they cause pain. Consult a physician and/or physical therapist for exercises that will be appropriate for you. For all the following exercises use the exercise tool I shared in a previous article, see the link below: http://peninsulaclarion.com/ community/2011-10-07/physical-therapy-forthe-ankles#.TpJLanO4JAE Adjust the resistance for the exercises as needed. You may increase resistance by using a stronger band or moving further back from the band’s attachment point. Bands may be purchased on line or at a full service pharmacy. Make sure the connection point will not move. A table or couch is a good connection point, but a light chair is not. There should be enough resistance to reach overload at 15-30 repetitions. Do these exercises two to three days a week. You may do these

side lift your Outside of left leg up ocus about two Leg feet and hold on for two to three seconds itness (repeat to overload). C harlie S tephens Repeat on right side. exercises without resistance also in which Hamcase they may be done everyday. If you use a string: (Startresistance band check the band for wear and ing position is the same as with thigh exercise) tear often. Refer to the pictures and descrip- While lying on your back, right knee bent with tions to help foot flat on the floor, extend the left leg out and you with raise it to the level of your right knee and hold. Thigh proper form. Now push down on your right foot and raise Thigh: your hips and lower back off the floor, hold While lying for two to three seconds (repeat to overload). on your back, Repeat on left side. right knee To help you manage your knee pain you bent with should avoid activities that cause pain. As we foot flat on age it is especially important to switch from the floor, ex- high impact activities to low impact ones. tend the left Biking is an excellent choice for a person with leg out and knee problems because it tones the muscles lift it above the level of your right knee. Hold that help support the knee joint reducing pain. for two to three seconds then bring leg down If biking causes knee pain raise the seat and/or to just above the floor (repeat to overload). Re- consult a bike specialist for advice regarding a peat on right proper fitting bike. Walking and swimming are side. also excellent choices for aerobic exercise that Groin: is low impact. While lying Please remember that these exercises are not on your right appropriate for everyone. If they cause pain side bend discontinue and consult a physician. Also, it your left leg takes six to eight weeks to make significant and slide your gains in fitness so be patient. knee up. Lift your right leg Groin off the floor Charlie Stephens is a retired P.E. Teacher and hold for and owns/operates Kenai Sport & Train, Inc. two to three which specializes in P.E. consulting. He can be seconds (repeat to overload). Repeat on left reached at ccstephens@gci.net. side. Outside of Leg: While lying on your right

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Why can’t life get easier as you live it?

icking off my shoes, I slumped in my chair, certain that not since Custer’s Last Stand had anyone experienced such a fatiguing afternoon. “I tell you, the supermarket was a madhouse today,” I told my wife. “It’s as though everyone had the same list I did and was one step ahead of me.” She ignored my whining and pointed to the floor. “Do you always go to the store wearing two different shoes?” she asked. I looked down at my athletic shoes. One was blue; the other, green. “Well, I can never be allowed to go out in public again!” “Did anyone even notice?” she asked. “If they did, they didn’t say anything. But then, they were all grabbing for the last of the bananas.”

saddled with several keyboards and “You were probably en vogue network errors. and didn’t even notice,” she said. I thought that by now someone My wife will say anything to would have recognized the wisdom avoid supermarket duty. I don’t of putting zip-top bags in our cereal mind shopping, but it had been a boxes. But no, we’re still waking up rough day and my body was feeling to stale flakes. it. Why don’t all toothpaste tubes “I thought things would be easier have flip-caps so we can open and by now,” my complaining continGlynn Moore close the stuff? No, we keep dropued. “I mean, I’m sure lion tamers’ ping the caps as the hot water fogs work gets easier the longer they do it. At least, the lions get older and their teeth up the bathroom. Here we are in the – what is it? – 21st looser. Shopping just becomes worse as I get century, and still life is a chore. Maybe one older.” That set me to thinking. Why aren’t things reason is that 2014 is in the 21st century. Can’t we agree to line up the years and the any easier? We look at The Jetsons, and although we are living in the future, we’re not centuries so it’s easier to keep track? 2014 should be in the 20th century, no matter what all driving rocket ships and talking with our logic says. minds, as the poet promised. Where George Events taking place at 12 p.m. should be Jetson did his job pushing one button, we’re

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Wife is hurt over being ignored by husband’s dad DEAR ABBY: I have been married to my wonderful husband for 10 years. My fatherin-law, “John,” has always been a man of extremely few words with me. He mostly just ignores me when I’m around. I have mentioned it to my husband and mother-in-law over the years, and they say he’s just “weird.” Last year, my brother-in-law married a nice woman, “Donna.” It turns out that John talks just fine with her. He’s not overly chatty, but he’s friendly and polite. They had a 20-minute conversation on Christmas Eve, and I don’t remember ever exchanging more than three sentences with the man. I’m naturally sociable and easygoing, and I don’t know why John would treat me so rudely for so long. Of course, I’m jealous. I would trade the father-in-law I have had for the one Donna has in a heartbeat. I’m so hurt and angry that I find it difficult to be in the same room with him now. I am seeing a therapist, which helps, but I’m still not sure how to get over this or how to proceed. Can you offer me some advice? — LIKE I’M NOT HERE DEAR LIKE: I’ll try. There could be any number of reasons why your father-in-law has been unable to connect with you, and I can think of at least one that might have nothing to do with you. Has it occurred to you that this may have something to do with the way he feels about your husband? Sometimes the negative feelings a parent has toward a child can spill over onto the spouse. That might explain his warmer attitude toward your sister-in-law. However, if that’s not the case, then you will have to accept that people don’t always have the same level of chemistry with everyone — and your father-in-law isn’t being intentionally hurtful. I have experienced this, and if you think about it, I’m sure you probably have, too. I’m glad you’re seeing a therapist, although I hope the reason isn’t your

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Jaqueline Bigar’s Stars A baby born today has a Sun in Aries and a Moon in Cancer. HAPPY BIRTHDAY for Sunday, April 6, 2014: This year your optimism grows, which makes nearly any wish or desire possible. You will feel quite centered and content this spring. You might remodel your home or decide to move. If you are single, come summer, someone will ignite your passion. You could have quite a ball together. Give yourself plenty of time to get to know this person. If you are attached, the two of you enjoy your domestic life enormously this spring. You even might catch a case of Spring Fever, which could evolve into an even hotter connection this summer. Do not fight the inevitable. CANCER can be quite annoying, yet you enjoy him or her a lot of the time. The Stars Show the Kind of Day You’ll Have: 5-Dynamic; 4-Positive; 3-Average; 2-So-so; 1-Difficult ARIES (March 21-April 19) HHHH An optimistic attitude will help you bypass an innate discord in energy between you and someone else. In fact, the more involved in the activity you become, the happier the day will be. You could decide to take off at the last minute. Tonight: At home. This Week: Allow your creativity to come through. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) HHHHH You are likely to express a myriad of feelings on various topics. Wherever you are, positive vibes will flow. You could meet someone significant to your life history right now. You might gain a sudden insight into this person. Tonight: At a favorite haunt. This Week: Hold back. Don’t get involved in an argument. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) HHHH You could be more in touch with a financial matter than you realize. You might want to take a risk that others feel might not be worthwhile. Be careful, as you are likely to want do it anyway. Caring grows between you and someone you look up to. Tonight: Treat someone. This Week: Deal with a money issue. CANCER (June 21-July 22) HHHH You generally draw a lot of energy from others. Presently, others come to you to feel better or perhaps to ask for a helping hand. Make it your pleasure. A call from someone at a distance will be worth celebrating. Tonight: Whatever makes you happy. This Week: Your best day is Monday. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) HHH Take a day off from the world. Make it whatever you think you need it to be. A loved one could surprise you with his or her energy. How can you say “no”? Be spontaneous, yet honor your feelings. A person who cares about you will understand. Tonight: Not to be found. C

This Week: Not until Tuesday do you feel up to snuff. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) HHHH You’ll become very intuitive, especially with a friend and an important relationship. Your perspective about his or her role in your life could change substantially over the next few days. A partner might do a reversal out of the blue. Tonight: Don’t be alone. This Week: Use Monday to the max. The other days are a slide downhill. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) HHHH Be aware of other observing you. Their quiet looks seek more understanding of you and your personal style. Remain open, despite a jolt you might receive from a close friend or loved one. Enjoy a favorite pastime. Tonight: Could go till the wee hours. This Week: Look to Tuesday to succeed. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) HHHHH Tap into your intuitive abilities, and test out a premonition or gut feeling. You might want some time alone to recharge your batteries. Know that a trip into the country might do the trick. You’ll gain more information from a child than from an adult. Tonight: So playful. This Week: Use Monday to do research. The remainder of the week is demanding. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) HHHH A close friend or loved one might have many questions about certain issues that he or she feels only you can address. You could feel slightly uncomfortable, yet sure of yourself. Opportunities come forward when you least expect it. Tonight: Make it cozy. This Week: Others seem to call the shots. Let them! CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) HHHH Let others do their thing. You certainly won’t be able to stop them. You might feel slightly out of control, yet somehow relaxed. Know that everything will work out. Adapt your schedule for a loved one. This person will express his or her appreciation. Tonight: Go along with an idea. This Week: Make it easy. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) HHHH Don’t let an unexpected event, call or surprise throw off your plans. You have something you need to handle; do not put it off any longer. Recognize when you have gone too far with a conversation. Tonight: Think “tomorrow.” This Week: Popularity and networking will keep you busy. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) HHHH A loved one could tap into your energy early on in the day. Even if you have plans, the two of you will manage to do something spontaneous together. Caring seems to flow easily between you. Tonight: Forget tomorrow. This Week: Your creativity emerges Monday.

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D.A.R.E. to Be Safe

Kids in trouble In 1983 in Los Angeles, police chief Daryl Gates was facing a big problem. His department was dealing with a lot of arrests, particularly related to drugs, gangs and violence. Chief Gates believed that prevention, or stopping people from using drugs in the first place, was one of the ways to cut down on crime. D.A.R.E., or Drug Abuse Resistance Education, was started in a few dozen schools in the Los Angeles Unified School District.

Steven Albarado, D.A.R.E. officer with the Pierce County Sheriff’s Department in Ellsworth, Wis., talks to young kids about when to call 911. D.A.R.E. programs are in all U.S. states and territories and in more than 40 countries around the world. photo courtesy Pierce County Sheriff’s Department

Getting to know officers You may be used to seeing police officers in and around your school. D.A.R.E. officers and SROs, or school resource officers, are common in schools today. But 30 years ago, many kids never had contact with law enforcement officers unless they were in trouble. The D.A.R.E. program allows schoolchildren from kindergarten through high school to meet and talk with officers in a friendly, safe way. As a result, students may have a better feeling about police officers.

A changing program In the beginning, the D.A.R.E. program was focused on resisting drugs. Today, officers teach students how to make good decisions and take responsibility for their actions. These lessons can help kids avoid drug use and other situations that might be risky for them.

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Responsibility tells us what we should do. When you are responsible, you reach out to help others. You do your part. You take care of yourself and other people and your environment. On the checklist below, put a check mark next to the responsibilities you practice. Put an X next to those you want to improve.

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You’ll need: • 1 egg, beaten • 1/2 cup peanut butter • 1/2 cup honey • 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour • 1/4 cup brown sugar • 1/2 teaspoon baking powder • 1 ripe banana, mashed • 1 teaspoon baking soda What to do: 1. Combine egg, honey, brown sugar, banana and peanut butter in a large bowl. Mix well. 2. In another bowl, combine flour, baking powder and baking soda. Mix well. 3. Pour flour mixture into peanut butter mixture. Mix well. 4. Pour into a greased 8-by-8-inch baking dish. 5. Bake in a preheated 350-degree oven for 35 minutes. You will need an adult’s help with this recipe.

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Officer Elizabeth Commino of the Kansas City, Mo., Police Department has worked in law enforcement for 29 years. She has been a D.A.R.E. officer in Kansas City schools for 12 years.

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Have you met with a D.A.R.E. officer lately at your school? All across the country and the world, these police officers and sheriff’s deputies visit Daren the D.A.R.E. lion schools on a regular basis to help kids learn how to stay out of trouble. This week, The Mini Page finds out more about this 30-year-old program and the lessons it teaches.

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Life Lessons

Mamadou Ndiaye

Any player attempting a shot near the basket against the University of California, Irvine, faces a giant challenge — freshman center Mamadou Ndiaye. College basketball’s tallest player protects the rim, swatting away opponents’ shots as if they were annoying gnats. With a mammoth wing span to go along with his towering height, Ndiaye is an intimidator. His playing time averages about half of a game, yet he has set a Big West Conference season record for blocks. He had 11 rejects in one game. Ndiaye also grabs rebounds and dunks, but needs to keep polishing his offensive skills. Before coming to Irvine, Ndiaye starred at Brethren Christian High in Huntington Beach, Calif., where he displayed good character along with basketball talent that could help him reach greater heights.

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Meet an officer Officer Elizabeth Commino presents D.A.R.E. programs to fifthand seventh-graders, but she speaks in classrooms from kindergarten through eighth grade. She enjoys seeing former students, now in their 20s, in the community. “This is the best job in the world. I get to spend time with kids! It’s fun to get in their heads and make them think, and watch the way their brains work. “We can’t save every kid,” she said, “but with every kid in the program, we’re making a difference.”

I admit my mistakes.

I try to be a good citizen who looks for chances to help others.

I try to solve conflicts in a way that’s fair to everyone.

I give my best efforts in all that I do.

I try to be truthful with my friends and adults.

I show respect for rules at home and at school and encourage others to do so. I practice good habits in my personal health and cleanliness.

I always ask permission before taking or using someone else’s property.

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• Refuse offers to use drugs or alcohol.

• Explain why you don’t want to use these substances.

• Avoid situations where these substances are used.

• Leave situations where these substances are being used.

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D.A.R.E. instructor Pete Ehlert of the Winnebago (Wis.) County sheriff’s office teaches a D.A.R.E. Program.

Making good decisions

When D.A.R.E. officers meet with a classroom full of kids, they start with stories of real kids dealing with reallife challenges. These might include bullying, peer pressure or other situations where kids have a decision to make about how they will behave. Kids might watch videos or keep a journal about things happening in their own lives and goals they have for dealing with their challenges. D.A.R.E. lessons give kids in the classroom a chance to practice safe and responsible decision-making through role-playing, or pretending to be in a certain situation. Using the D.A.R.E. Decision-Making Model, kids learn to: • Define the problem. • Assess, or review, the choices for dealing with the problem. • Respond, or make a choice about what to do. • Evaluate, or review your decision and decide whether you made a good choice.

The Keepin’ It REAL program includes 10 lessons that help kids learn to make healthy, safe decisions. For instance, kids will talk about: • thinking before they act. (“Do I really want to try this?”) • considering the risks of certain behaviors. (“Using drugs could hurt my body, and I could get into trouble with the law.”) • communicating better with their friends, family and authority figures, such as police officers and teachers. (“I want to talk to my dad about staying out of trouble.”) • learning to help others and get help when it’s needed. (“My friend is making bad decisions, and I want to Look through your newspaper for ideas and activities kids can do that will keep help her stop.”) them safe and healthy.

Next week, The Mini Page celebrates Library Week with an issue about awardwinning authors and illustrators.

The Mini Page thanks Lloyd Bratz, regional director, D.A.R.E. America, for help with this issue.

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Ain’t Them Bodies Saints ››› (2013, Drama) Rooney Mara, Casey Affleck. A man takes the fall for his lover’s crime, then four years later breaks out of prison to find her and their young daughter, who was born during his incarceration. ‘R’ (1:45) 8 TMC Wed. 7 p.m. Argo ››› (2012, Historical Drama) Ben Affleck, Bryan Cranston. During the Iran hostage crisis, an extraction specialist in the CIA poses as a Hollywood film producer to rescue six Americans who eluded Iranian militants and found refuge with the Canadian ambassador. ‘R’ (2:00) + MAX Tue. 9 p.m.

Battle: Los Angeles ›› (2011, Science Fiction) Aaron Eckhart, Michelle Rodriguez. ‘PG-13’ (1:56) (38) SPIKE Wed. 7 p.m. Beautiful Creatures ›› (2013, Fantasy) Alden Ehrenreich, Alice Englert. ‘PG-13’ (2:03) ! HBO Mon. 5 p.m. Bedtime Stories ›› (2008, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Keri Russell. ‘PG’ (1:39) (49) DISN Sat. 7:15 p.m. Blazing Saddles ››› (1974, Comedy) Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder. A black railroad worker is appointed sheriff of a town marked for destruction by a scheming politician. ‘R’ (1:33) (43) AMC Thu. 7 p.m. The Blind Side ››› (2009, Drama) Sandra Bullock, Tim McGraw. A wellto-do white family takes in a homeless black teen and helps him realize his potential on and off the football field. ‘PG-13’ (2:08) (51) FAM Sun. 8 p.m.; Mon. 7 p.m. The Bourne Legacy ››› (2012, Action) Jeremy Renner, Rachel Weisz. The actions of Jason Bourne spell the possible end of secret intelligence programs, so a specially enhanced operative goes on the run with a research

scientist when it appears that their lives will become forfeit. ‘PG-13’ (2:15) + MAX Sat. 4:40 p.m.

Camp Rock ››› (2008, Musical Comedy) Joe Jonas, Kevin Jonas. A talented singer works in the kitchen at a summer camp for aspiring musicians. ‘NR’ (1:38) (49) DISN Tue. 7 p.m. Cinderella Man ››› (2005, Biography) Russell Crowe, Renée Zellweger. Despite a string of losses and injuries, boxer Jim Braddock makes a dramatic comeback and faces champion Max Baer. ‘PG-13’ (2:24) + MAX Thu. 4:30 p.m. Cocaine Cowboys ››› (2006, Documentary) Filmmaker Billy Corben recalls the Miami drug wars of the 1970s and ’80s with those who survived the era, including smugglers, dealers and hit men. ‘R’ (1:56) (65) CNBC Mon. 4 p.m. Cocaine Cowboys II: Hustlin’ With the Godmother ››› (2008, Documentary) Filmmaker Billy Corben examines the relationship between drug lords Charles Cosby and Griselda Blanco. ‘NR’ (1:41) (65) CNBC Sun. 6 p.m., 7 p.m., 9 p.m.; Mon. 6 p.m., 8 p.m.; Fri. 6 p.m., 9 p.m. The Conjuring ››› (2013, Horror) Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson. Paranormal investigators Lorraine and Ed Warren confront a powerful demonic entity when they try to help parents and children being terrorized in their secluded farmhouse. ‘R’ (1:51) + MAX Wed. 7 p.m. Contagion ››› (2011, Suspense) Marion Cotillard, Matt Damon. The world panics as doctors race to find a cure for a rapidly spreading virus that kills those contaminated within days. ‘PG-13’ (1:46) (31) TNT Sun. 7 p.m., 9:17 p.m.

The Dark Knight Rises ››› (2012, Action) Christian Bale, Anne Hathaway. Eight years after he took the blame for Harvey Dent’s death and vanished

into the night, Batman is forced out of his self-imposed exile by a cunning cat burglar and a merciless terrorist called Bane. ‘PG-13’ (2:45) ! HBO Tue. 5:15 p.m. ^ HBO2 Fri. 4:10 p.m. Dark Shadows ›› (2012, Comedy) Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer. ‘PG13’ (1:52) ^ HBO2 Mon. 4:30 p.m.; Thu. 9 p.m. Daylight ›› (1996, Action) Sylvester Stallone, Amy Brenneman. ‘PG-13’ (1:55) 8 TMC Tue. 9:05 p.m. Despicable Me ››› (2010, Comedy) Voices of Steve Carell, Jason Segel. Animated. As he tries to execute a fiendish plot to steal the moon, a supervillain meets his match in three little orphan girls who want to make him their dad. ‘PG’ (1:35) (51) FAM Sat. 7 p.m. Die Hard ››› (1988, Action) Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman. A New York policeman outwits foreign thugs holding his wife and others in a Los Angeles high-rise. ‘R’ (2:11) (43) AMC Wed. 7 p.m.; Thu. 4 p.m. Die Hard 2 ››› (1990, Action) Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia. The sequel’s police hero spots military terrorists while waiting for his wife at a Washington, D.C., airport. ‘R’ (2:04) (43) AMC Wed. 10:01 p.m. District 9 ››› (2009, Science Fiction) Sharlto Copley, Jason Cope. A field operative for a company that oversees extraterrestrial refugees contracts a mysterious virus that begins to change his DNA. ‘R’ (1:51) (82) SYFY Sun. 5:30 p.m. Django Unchained ››› (2012, Western) Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz. A former slave joins forces with the German bounty hunter who freed him and helps hunt down the South’s mostwanted criminals, all in the hope of finding his long-lost wife. ‘R’ (2:45) 5 SHOW Sat. 7 p.m. Dreamgirls ››› (2006, Musical) Jamie Foxx, Beyoncé Knowles. After an ambitious manager gives them a shot at stardom, three singers learn that fame can carry a high personal cost. ‘PG-13’ (2:11) (31) TNT Sat. 10:03 p.m.

cessor knew a dark secret about their subject, the former prime minister of Britain. ‘PG-13’ (2:09) 5 SHOW Tue. 5:15 p.m. Gladiator ››› (2000, Historical Drama) Russell Crowe, Joaquin Phoenix. Condemned to arena fights by corrupt Roman leader Commodus, Gen. Maximus seeks revenge for his family’s deaths. ‘R’ (2:34) (43) AMC Sun. 4:30 p.m., 11 p.m.; Sat. 7 p.m. The Godfather ›››› (1972, Crime Drama) Marlon Brando, Al Pacino. A mafia patriarch tries to hold his empire together. ‘R’ (2:57) + MAX Sun. 6 p.m.

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Fantastic Four ›› (2005, Action) Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba. ‘PG-13’ (1:46) ^ HBO2 Sun. 9:45 p.m. The Fifth Element ››› (1997, Science Fiction) Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman. A New York City cabdriver tries to save 2259 Earth from impact with an onrushing anti-life force. ‘PG-13’ (2:07) (38) SPIKE Wed. 4 p.m. 50/50 ››› (2011, Comedy-Drama) Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Seth Rogen. After learning that he has malignant tumors along his spine, a young man vows to beat his illness. ‘R’ (1:39) 5 SHOW Fri. 4:15 p.m. The 40-Year-Old Virgin ››› (2005, Romance-Comedy) Steve Carell, Catherine Keener. Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence. ‘R’ (1:56) + MAX Sat. 7 p.m.

The Ghost Writer ››› (2010, Drama) Pierce Brosnan, Ewan McGregor. A newly hired ghostwriter exposes evidence that suggests his late prede-

The Hangover ››› (2009, Comedy) Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms. After a wild stag party in Las Vegas, three hazy groomsmen must find their missing friend and get him back to Los Angeles in time for his wedding. ‘R’ (1:39) (30) TBS Fri. 7 p.m. The Hangover Part III ›› (2013, Comedy) Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms. ‘R’ (1:40) ^ HBO2 Sun. 8 p.m. Happy Feet Two ›› (2011, Adventure) Voices of Elijah Wood, Robin Williams. ‘PG’ (1:40) (51) FAM Sat. 9 p.m. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban ››› (2004, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. The young wizard and his friends confront Sirius Black, a fugitive with ties to Harry’s past. ‘PG’ (2:21) (51) FAM Tue. 7 p.m. The Heat ›› (2013, Comedy) Sandra Bullock, Melissa McCarthy. ‘R’ (1:57) ^ HBO2 Wed. 11 p.m. The Help ››› (2011, Drama) Viola Davis, Emma Stone. Determined to become a writer, a 1960s Mississippi society girl turns her small town on its ear by interviewing black women who work for prominent white families. ‘PG-13’ (2:26) (31) TNT Fri. 7 p.m.; Sat. 7 p.m. Hercules ››› (1997, Adventure) Voices of Tate Donovan, Josh Keaton. Animated. The half-mortal strongman must become a hero to rejoin the gods on Mount Olympus. Charlton Heston narrates. ‘G’ (1:32) (51) FAM Sat. 5 p.m.

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movieson The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey ›› (2012, Fantasy) Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman. ‘PG-13’ (2:49) ^ HBO2 Tue. 10:30 p.m.; Sat. 4 p.m. Home Alone 2: Lost in New York ›› (1992, Comedy) Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci. ‘PG’ (2:00) (51) FAM Fri. 7:30 p.m.

Infestation ››› (2009, Horror) Christopher Marquette, Brooke Nevin. An office worker leads the fight against a swarm of giant insects. ‘R’ (1:33) (82) SYFY Thu. 10 p.m.

Jack the Giant Slayer ›› (2013, Fantasy) Nicholas Hoult, Eleanor Tomlinson. ‘PG-13’ (1:53) + MAX Thu. 9 p.m. Jarhead ››› (2005, War) Jake Gyllenhaal, Peter Sarsgaard. A Marine and his comrades form brotherly bonds while patrolling the Iraqi desert during the Gulf War. ‘R’ (2:03) 5 SHOW Wed. 11 p.m.

Lincoln ››› (2012, Historical Drama) Daniel Day-Lewis, Sally Field. During his final months in office, President Abraham Lincoln moves forward to end the Civil War, unite the country and abolish slavery forever. ‘PG-13’ (2:29) 8 TMC Sun. 7 p.m.

Mama ›› (2013, Horror) Jessica Chastain, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. ‘PG13’ (1:40) ^ HBO2 Sat. 8 p.m. Man of Steel ›› (2013, Action) Henry Cavill, Amy Adams. ‘PG-13’ (2:23) ! HBO Sun. 5:30 p.m.; Wed. 8 p.m. ^ HBO2 Tue. 7 p.m.

Men in Black ››› (1997, Action) Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith. A veteran agent and a rookie protect mankind from dangerous extraterrestrials roaming the Earth. ‘PG-13’ (1:38) (82) SYFY Thu. 8 p.m.; Fri. 5 p.m. My Week With Marilyn ››› (2011, Drama) Michelle Williams, Eddie Redmayne. A production assistant introduces Marilyn Monroe to the pleasures of the British countryside during the filming of “The Prince and the Showgirl.” ‘R’ (1:41) 8 TMC Fri. 5:20 p.m.

case that mirrors that of a series of child abductions and murders that took place in previous years. ‘NR’ (1:42) 8 TMC Mon. 11 p.m. Red Riding: 1980 ››› (2009, Crime Drama) Warren Clarke, Paddy Considine. Corruption in the police department interferes with the search for a killer in Yorkshire, England. ‘NR’ (1:33) 8 TMC Tue. 11 p.m. Red Riding: 1983 ››› (2009, Crime Drama) David Morrissey, Mark Addy. The disappearance of a young girl leads a Yorkshire detective to believe that he may have helped convict the wrong man of murder three years earlier. ‘NR’ (1:43) 8 TMC Wed. 11 p.m.

The Negotiator ››› (1998, Suspense) Samuel L. Jackson, Kevin Spacey. A framed police negotiator takes hostages and demands to speak with a counterpart from another precinct. ‘R’ (2:18) + MAX Mon. 9 p.m. Nixon ››› (1995, Biography) Anthony Hopkins, Joan Allen. Insecurities haunt the 37th president as he wins two terms, ends the Vietnam War and resigns in disgrace during Watergate. ‘R’ (3:10) 8 TMC Sun. 11:40 p.m. Now You See Me ›› (2013, Comedy-Drama) Jesse Eisenberg, Mark Ruffalo. ‘PG-13’ (1:56) ! HBO Mon. 8 p.m. Nurse Betty ››› (2000, Comedy) Morgan Freeman, Renée Zellweger. After seeing her no-good husband killed by hit men, a woman thinks she is a nurse who must find her lover, a soap-opera doctor. ‘R’ (1:48) 8 TMC Thu. 9:05 p.m.

Oblivion ›› (2013, Science Fiction) Tom Cruise, Morgan Freeman. ‘PG-13’ (2:05) + MAX Sat. 9 p.m.

Pacific Rim ››› (2013, Science Fiction) Charlie Hunnam, Diego Klattenhoff. A washed-up ex-pilot and an untested trainee must drive an old, obsolete robot in a last-ditch effort to repel a lethal force of monstrous

The Rookie invaders. ‘PG-13’ (2:11) ! HBO Sat. 7 p.m., 10:15 p.m. Pitch Perfect ››› (2012, Musical Comedy) Anna Kendrick, Skylar Astin. When a new student joins her college’s female a cappella group, she takes the women out of their comfort zone of traditional pieces and introduces them to innovative arrangements. ‘PG-13’ (1:52) ! HBO Thu. 5:30 p.m. Prometheus ››› (2012, Science Fiction) Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender. A clue to mankind’s origins leads a team of explorers to deep space, where they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race. ‘R’ (2:03) + MAX Fri. 5:10 p.m. The Pursuit of Happyness ››› (2006, Drama) Will Smith, Jaden Christopher Syre Smith. A single father and his young son endure many hardships as the father struggles to provide a better future for both of them. ‘PG-13’ (1:56) (31) TNT Sat. 4:30 p.m.

Red Riding: 1974 ››› (2009, Crime Drama) Andrew Garfield, David Morrissey. A rookie crime reporter becomes intrigued by a missing-child

Remember the Titans ››› (2000, Drama) Denzel Washington, Will Patton. A Virginia high school hires a black football coach after undergoing integration in 1971. ‘PG’ (1:53) (51) FAM Sun. 5:30 p.m.; Mon. 4:30 p.m. Rescue Dawn ››› (2006, War) Christian Bale, Steve Zahn. During the Vietnam War, Dieter Dengler, a U.S. fighter pilot, is shot down over Laos and taken captive by enemy soldiers. ‘PG-13’ (2:05) 8 TMC Sat. 5:50 p.m. The Rookie ››› (2002, Drama) Dennis Quaid, Rachel Griffiths. A highschool baseball coach makes it to the Major Leagues as a middle-aged relief pitcher. ‘G’ (2:07) (51) FAM Thu. 7:30 p.m.

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Dad Amer. Dad Amer. Dad King King Friends ‘PG’ Friends ‘PG’ Friends ‘PG’ Payne Full House Prince Prince Prince The Office The Office Cleveland Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Amer. Dad King King Friends ‘PG’ Friends ‘PG’ Friends ‘14’ Payne Full House Prince Prince Prince The Office The Office Cleveland Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Amer. Dad King King Friends ‘PG’ Friends ‘14’ Friends ‘14’ Payne Full House Prince Prince Prince The Office The Office Cleveland Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Amer. Dad King King Friends ‘14’ Friends ‘14’ Friends ‘14’ Payne Full House Prince Prince Prince The Office The Office Cleveland Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Amer. Dad King King Friends ‘14’ Friends ‘14’ Friends ‘14’ Supernatural ‘14’ Supernatural ‘14’ Supernatural ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Castle “Pretty Dead” ‘PG’ Supernatural ‘14’ Supernatural ‘14’ Supernatural ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Castle ‘PG’ Supernatural ‘14’ Supernatural ‘14’ Supernatural “Heart” ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Castle ‘PG’ Supernatural ‘14’ Supernatural ‘PG’ Supernatural ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Castle “Pandora” ‘PG’ Supernatural ‘14’ Supernatural ‘14’ Supernatural ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Castle “47 Seconds” ‘PG’ SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Outside Insiders NFL Live (N) (Live) Around Interruption SportsCenter (N) (Live) MLB Baseball SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Outside Insiders NFL Live (N) (Live) Around Interruption SportsCenter (N) (Live) Pregame SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Golf Masters Par 3 Contest. 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Dumbest Varied Programs “Autumn in New York” (2000) Richard Gere, Winona Ryder. “The Bone Collector” (1999, Suspense) Denzel Washington. “Pale Rider” (1985) Clint Eastwood, Michael Moriarty. Memphis “Reindeer Games” (2000) Ben Affleck, Gary Sinise. “Windtalkers” (2002, War) Nicolas Cage, Adam Beach, Peter Stormare. TURN “Pilot” ‘14’ “We Were Soldiers”, War “The Devil’s Own” (1997) Harrison Ford, Brad Pitt. “The Bodyguard” (1992, Drama) Kevin Costner, Whitney Houston. “Face/Off” (1997, Action) John Travolta, Nicolas Cage. Stooges (:45) “Driving Miss Daisy” (1989) Morgan Freeman. “Speed” (1994, Action) Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper. “Die Hard 2” (1990, Action) Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia. “Behind Enemy Lines II: Axis of Evil” (2006) “Groundhog Day” (1993) Bill Murray, Andie MacDowell. “Teen Wolf” (1985, Comedy) Michael J. 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Boy World 19 Kids 19 Kids My Crazy Obsession ‘PG’ Extreme Couponing ‘PG’ What Not to Wear ‘PG’ 19 Kids 19 Kids Couple Couple Borrowed Borrowed Say Yes Say Yes 19 Kids 19 Kids Obsession Obsession Extreme Extreme What Not to Wear ‘PG’ 19 Kids 19 Kids Couple Couple Borrowed Borrowed Say Yes Say Yes 19 Kids 19 Kids Obsession Obsession Extreme Extreme What Not to Wear ‘PG’ 19 Kids 19 Kids Couple Couple Borrowed Borrowed Say Yes Say Yes 19 Kids 19 Kids Obsession Obsession Extreme Extreme What Not to Wear ‘PG’ 19 Kids 19 Kids Couple Couple Tattoos Tattoos Tattoos Tattoos 19 Kids 19 Kids Obsession Obsession Extreme Extreme What Not to Wear ‘PG’ 19 Kids 19 Kids Four Weddings ‘PG’ Four Weddings ‘PG’ Four Weddings ‘PG’

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Almost, Away Almost, Away Almost, Away Almost, Away Almost, Away Open House Open House Open House Open House Open House Open House Open House Open House Point Man Point Man How the Earth Was Made Star Trek: Secrets Shockwave ‘PG’ (7:00) April 1865 ‘PG’ Modern Marvels ‘PG’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Varied Programs Diets 2.0 Barbecue Paid Prog. Grill It! Paid Prog. Bobby Flay Paid Prog. Dinner Paid Prog. Big Daddy’s Fast Money Halftime (7:00) Happening Now Daily Show Colbert Rep Daily Show Colbert Rep Daily Show Colbert Rep Daily Show Colbert Rep Daily Show Colbert Rep Being Human ‘14’ Jim Henson’s Warehouse 13 ‘14’ Warehouse 13 ‘14’ Warehouse 13 ‘14’

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Disappeared ‘PG’ Disappeared ‘PG’ Disappeared ‘PG’ Disappeared ‘PG’ Disappeared ‘PG’ No Reservation No Reservation No Reservation No Reservation Paranormal Challenge How the Earth Was Made The Universe ‘PG’ Shockwave ‘PG’ Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Modern Marvels ‘G’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’

Wicked Attraction ‘14’ Wicked Attraction ‘14’ Wicked Attraction ‘14’ Wicked Attraction ‘14’ Wicked Attraction ‘14’ Alaska Unleashed ‘G’ Tastiest Tastiest Bizarre Foods America Church Secrets Paranormal Challenge How the Earth Was Made The Universe ‘PG’ Pickers Pickers Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Modern Marvels ‘PG’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’

Tyler’s Ult. Aarti Party Home Made Down Home Ingred. Fix Hungry Girl Challenge ‘G’ The Kitchen ‘G’ Power Lunch America’s News HQ Comedy 30 Rock ‘14’ Amy Sch. Community Comedy Community Comedy Community Chappelle’s Community Being Human ‘14’ Face Off ‘14’ Warehouse 13 ‘14’ Warehouse 13 ‘PG’ Warehouse 13 ‘14’

Good Eats Unwrapped Cupcake Wars ‘G’ Cupcake Wars ‘G’ Cupcake Wars ‘G’ Cupcake Wars ‘G’ Street Signs The Real Story Sunny South Park Sunny South Park Sunny South Park Sunny South Park Sunny South Park Being Human ‘14’ Face Off ‘14’ Warehouse 13 ‘14’ Warehouse 13 ‘PG’ Warehouse 13 ‘14’

Sins & Secrets ‘14’ Outlaw Empires ‘14’ Sins & Secrets ‘14’ Outlaw Empires ‘14’ Sins & Secrets ‘14’ Amish Mafia ‘14’ Sins & Secrets ‘14’ Sons of Guns ‘14’ Sins & Secrets ‘14’ Lords of the Car Hoards Alaska Spring Break ‘PG’ Sandwich Sandwich Tastiest Tastiest Amazing Amazing Bizarre Foods America Bizarre Foods America Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Ghost Ghost Ghost Ghost How the Earth Was Made How the Earth Was Made The Universe ‘PG’ The Universe ‘PG’ American Pickers ‘PG’ American Pickers ‘PG’ Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Modern Marvels ‘PG’ Modern Marvels ‘G’ Bates Motel ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ Hunters Hunters Int’l Varied Programs Pioneer Wo. Contessa Money Dinners Pioneer Wo. Contessa Money Dinners Pioneer Wo. Contessa Sandra Lee Dinners Pioneer Wo. Contessa Sandra Lee Dinners Trisha’s Contessa Sandra’s Mexican Closing Bell Shepard Smith Reporting Your World W/ Cavuto “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj” (:01) “Idiocracy” (2006, Comedy) Luke Wilson. (10:54) “MacGruber” (2010, Comedy) Will Forte. (10:54) “The Heartbreak Kid” (2007, Comedy) Ben Stiller. “Strange Wilderness” (2008) Steve Zahn. Being Human ‘14’ Being Human ‘14’ Face Off ‘14’ Face Off ‘14’ Warehouse 13 ‘14’ Warehouse 13 ‘14’ Warehouse 13 ‘14’ Warehouse 13 ‘14’ Warehouse 13 ‘14’ Warehouse 13 ‘14’

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Biker Build-Off ‘PG’ Gangsters’ Code Amish Mafia ‘14’ Sons of Guns ‘14’ Street Outlaws ‘14’ Sandwich Sandwich Amazing Amazing Bizarre Foods America Mysteries at the Museum Ghost Ghost How the Earth Was Made The Universe ‘PG’ Down East Dickering ‘PG’ Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Modern Marvels ‘G’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ Secrets Secrets Secrets Secrets Diners, Drive Fast Money The Five Key & Peele Tosh.0 ‘14’ South Park

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Rods N’ Wheels ‘PG’ Amish Mafia ‘14’ Amish Mafia ‘14’ Sons of Guns ‘14’ Street Outlaws ‘14’ Food Paradise ‘PG’ Food Paradise ‘G’ Food Paradise ‘G’ Food Paradise ‘PG’ Dead Files Revisited ‘PG’ How the Earth Was Made The Universe ‘PG’ American Pickers ‘PG’ Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Modern Marvels ‘G’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’

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Kelsey’s Giada-Home Kelsey’s Giada-Home Kelsey’s Giada-Home Kelsey’s Giada-Home Diners, Drive Mad Money Special Report Key & Peele Key & Peele Key & Peele (:24) Tosh.0 Tosh.0 ‘14’ (:25) Tosh.0 South Park South Park South Park Amy Sch. Sunny Sunny Workaholics Workaholics Sunny Sunny Being Human ‘14’ Being Human ‘14’ Face Off ‘14’ Face Off ‘14’ Warehouse 13 ‘14’ Warehouse 13 ‘14’ Warehouse 13 ‘14’ Warehouse 13 ‘14’ Warehouse 13 ‘14’ Warehouse 13 ‘14’

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Lords of the Car Hoards Amish Mafia ‘14’ Lords of the Car Hoards Amish Mafia ‘14’ Fast N’ Loud ‘14’ Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Dead Files Revisited ‘PG’ You Don’t Know Dixie The Universe ‘PG’ American Pickers ‘PG’ Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Modern Marvels ‘PG’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ After the First 48 ‘PG’ Contessa Contessa Contessa Contessa Contessa Contessa Contessa Contessa Diners, Drive American Greed Greta Van Susteren Key & Peele Key & Peele Tosh.0 ‘14’ (:27) Tosh.0 South Park South Park Sunny Futurama Sunny Futurama Being Human ‘14’ Face Off ‘14’ Warehouse 13 ‘14’ “Dark Is Rising” Warehouse 13 ‘14’

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(7:30) “Madagascar” ‘PG’ “Bee Season” (2005) ‘PG-13’ (:45) “Fever Pitch” (2005) Drew Barrymore. “Now You See Me” (2013) Jesse Eisenberg. “Kicking & Screaming” (2005) 6 Days (:45) “Too Big to Fail” (2011) William Hurt. “The Transporter 2” (2005) “Muhammad Ali’s Greatest Fight” Silicon “A Night at the Roxbury” (1998) University High Hopes “K-PAX” (2001, Drama) Kevin Spacey. ‘PG-13’ 24/7 “Man of Steel” (2013, Action) Henry Cavill. ‘PG-13’ “Big Daddy” (1999) Adam Sandler. “The Great Gatsby” (7:15) “The Perfect Man” “The Sentinel” (2006) ‘PG-13’ (:45) “Kicking & Screaming” (2005) Will Ferrell. “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” “Love, Marilyn” (2012, Documentary) ‘NR’ (7:15) “Die Another Day” (2002) 24/7 “Bee Season” (2005) ‘PG-13’ Gloria: In Her Own Words (:45) “Beautiful Creatures” (2013) Alden Ehrenreich. ‘PG-13’ High Hopes Transport (:15) “A Good Day to Die Hard” (2013) ‘R’ (9:55) “Taken 2” (2012) ‘PG-13’ “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012) Christian Bale. ‘PG-13’ (:15) “Outbreak” (1995) Dustin Hoffman. ‘R’ “Man of Steel” (2013, Action) Henry Cavill. ‘PG-13’ “Roll Bounce” (2005) Bow Wow. ‘PG-13’ (:25) “Moonrise Kingdom” “Red Eye” (2005) ‘PG-13’ Snitch Never (:20) “Spawn” (1997) ‘PG-13’ “The Hangover Part III” (2013) ‘R’ (:45) “The Watch” (2012, Comedy) Ben Stiller. ‘R’ (:25) “Fantastic Four” (2005) “Seeking a Friend” “Good-Die Hard” (:15) “Dark Shadows” (2012) Johnny Depp. (:10) “One Day” (2011) Anne Hathaway. ‘PG-13’ “Election” (1999, Comedy) ‘R’ High Hopes (:15) “Dream House” Moonrise “Snitch” (2013) Dwayne Johnson. ‘PG-13’ (:25) “Falling Down” (1993) Michael Douglas. ‘R’ (:20) “The Great Gatsby” (2013, Drama) ‘PG-13’ (:45) “Red Eye” (2005) ‘PG-13’ (7:15) “He Got Game” (1998) ‘R’ (:35) “Broken City” (2013) Mark Wahlberg. ‘R’ (:25) “The Bourne Legacy” (2012) ‘PG-13’ (:40) “Hell Baby” (2013) ‘R’ “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” The Return “Argo” (2012) Ben Affleck, Alan Arkin. ‘R’ (:35) “The Place Beyond the Pines” (2012) Ryan Gosling. “The East” (2013) Brit Marling. ‘PG-13’ “The Revenant” ‘R’ Int. Affair “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” (2002) ‘PG’ (:15) “The Abyss” (1989, Science Fiction) Ed Harris. ‘PG-13’ (:45) “Snake Eyes” (1998) Nicolas Cage. ‘R’ Admission “Man in the Iron” (:15) “Ted” (2012) Mark Wahlberg. ‘NR’ (:15) “Juwanna Mann” (2002) (:45) “Broken City” (2013) Mark Wahlberg. ‘R’ (:40) “In Good Company” (2004) (7:05) “Entrapment” “The Internship” (2013) Vince Vaughn. ‘PG-13’ “The Negotiator” (1998, Suspense) Samuel L. Jackson. ‘R’ (:25) “The Man With the Golden Gun” (1974) How High (:15) “The Secret of My Success” (1987) (:15) “Quartet” (2012) Maggie Smith. ‘PG-13’ “Carlito’s Way” (1993, Crime Drama) Al Pacino. ‘R’ “Coach Carter” (2005) ‘PG-13’ (:15) “Turner & Hooch” (1989) Tom Hanks. ‘PG’ “Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights” “Sarafina!” (1992, Musical) ‘R’ (:15) “Happy Accidents” (2000) Marisa Tomei. “The Brothers Bloom” Tin Men ‘R’ (:45) “Dark Skies” (2013) Keri Russell. ‘PG-13’ “The New Daughter” (2009) Kevin Costner. “Foolproof” (2003, Suspense) ‘R’ (:15) “The Coalition” (2013) Adrienne Bailon. ‘R’ (:15) “White Squall” (1996, Drama) Jeff Bridges. ‘PG-13’ “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” (2011) ‘PG-13’ “Wicker Park” (2004) Josh Hartnett. ‘PG-13’ “Lorenzo’s Oil” (1992) ‘PG-13’ (7:30) “Elizabeth: The Golden Age” “The Words” (2012) ‘PG-13’ (:15) “Cocktail” (1988) Tom Cruise. ‘R’ “Gone” (2012) Amanda Seyfried. (:35) “Step Up Revolution” (2012) (7:50) “My Week With Marilyn” “Knife Fight” (2012) Rob Lowe. ‘R’ (:10) “The Illusionist” (2006) Edward Norton. “Dare” (2009) Emmy Rossum. ‘R’ “Passion Fish” (1992) ‘R’ Mumford (:40) “Adventures in Babysitting” (1987) ‘PG-13’ “The Confession” (1999) Alec Baldwin. ‘R’ (:25) “DeadHeads” (2011) ‘R’ “Once in the Life” (2000) Laurence Fishburne. Enduring (:35) “Nobody Walks” (2012, Drama) ‘R’ “My Left Foot” (1989) ‘R’ (:45) “The Road Killers” (1995) ‘R’ (:15) “Behind the Burly Q” (2010) ‘NR’ “Happy Endings” (7:30) “Two Family House” ‘R’ “Deep Rising” (1998, Horror) Treat Williams. ‘R’ “Silver Linings Playbook” (2012) ‘R’ (:35) “Beauty Shop” (2005) Queen Latifah. Holy Man “Ernest Scared Stupid” (:05) “Houseguest” (1995, Comedy) Sinbad. ‘PG’ “Daylight” (1996) Sylvester Stallone. ‘PG-13’ “The Illusionist” (2006) Edward Norton. “Passion Fish”

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Silver Linings Playbook ››› (2012, Comedy-Drama ) Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Lawrence. An unexpected bond begins to form between a man trying to rebuild his life and a young woman promising to help him reunite with his estranged wife. ‘R’ (2:02) 8 TMC Mon. 4:45 p.m.; Thu. 7 p.m. Speed ››› (1994, Action) Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper. A SWAT team

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ace must keep the speed of a Santa Monica bus above 50 mph, or a madman's bomb will explode. ‘R’ (1:55) (43) AMC Wed. 4:30 p.m. Stardust ››› (2007 , Fantasy ) Claire Danes, Charlie Cox. To win the heart of his beloved, a young man ventures into the realm of fairies. ‘PG-13’ (2:08) (82) SYFY Wed. 8 p.m.; Thu. 5 p.m. Superbad ››› (2007, Comedy ) Jonah Hill, Michael Cera. Separation anxiety poses a problem for two codependent high-school seniors. ‘NR’ (1:59) (81) COM Sat. 7:30 p.m.

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines ››› (2003, Science Fiction) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nick Stahl. A cyborg from the future must protect John Connor from a superior model sent to kill him. ‘R’ (1:50) (82) SYFY Sun. 8 p.m. 21 Grams ››› (2003, Drama) Sean Penn, Benicio Del Toro. The lives of a terminally ill professor and an ex-convict intersect with a woman who lost her family in a car accident. ‘R’ (2:05) 5 SHOW Tue. 11 p.m.

Under Siege ››› (1992, Action) Steven Seagal, Tommy Lee Jones. Two military madmen hijack a nucleararmed Navy battleship with a SEAL commando on board as a cook. ‘R’ (1:42) (8) WGN-A Sun. 4 p.m. Undercover Brother ››› (2002 , Comedy) Eddie Griffin, Chris Kattan. A low-rent private detective poses as a preppy nerd in order to foil a plot by conspirators. ‘PG-13’ (1:25) ^ HBO2 Tue. 5:30 p.m.

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V for Vendetta ››› (2006, Action) Natalie Portman, Hugo Weaving. After world war leads to a fascist government, a vigilante known as V uses terrorist tactics to fight the totalitarian state. ‘R’ (2:12) (8) WGN-A Tue. 4 p.m.

We Were Soldiers ››› (2002, War) Mel Gibson, Madeleine Stowe. A lieutenant colonel and approximately 400 U.S. troops battle 2,000 North Vietnamese in 1965. ‘R’ (2:17) (43) AMC Mon. 6 p.m. © Tribune Media Services

sportszone AUTO RACING Friday 3:30 p.m. (35) ESPN2 NASCAR Countdown (Live) 4:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 NASCAR Racing From Darlington Raceway in Darlington, S.C. (Live)

Saturday 2:00 p.m. (9) FOX NASCAR Racing From Darlington Raceway in Darlington, S.C. (Live) (CC) 5:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 NHRA Drag Racing From Concord, N.C. (Same-day Tape) (CC)

BASEBALL Sunday 12:00 p.m. (36) ROOT MLB Baseball (Live) 3:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Baseball Tonight: Sunday Night Countdown (Live) (36) ROOT Mariners Postgame (Live) 4:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 MLB Baseball (Live) 6:00 p.m. (36) ROOT MLB Baseball

Monday 12:30 p.m. (35) ESPN2 MLB: Batting Practice From Fenway Park in Boston. (Live) 2:00 p.m. (36) ROOT MLB Baseball 3:00 p.m. (34) ESPN MLB Baseball (Live) 6:00 p.m. (34) ESPN Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC)

Tuesday 5:00 p.m. (36) ROOT Mariners Pregame (Live) 6:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC) (36) ROOT MLB Baseball (Live)

Wednesday 2:00 p.m. (36) ROOT MLB Baseball 3:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 MLB Baseball (Live) (CC) 4:00 p.m. (8) WGN-A MLB Baseball (Live) 5:30 p.m. (36) ROOT Mariners Pregame (Live) 6:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC) (36) ROOT MLB Baseball (Live)

Thursday 2:00 p.m. (36) ROOT MLB Baseball

Friday 5:30 p.m. (36) ROOT Mariners Pregame (Live) 6:00 p.m. (36) ROOT MLB Baseball (Live)

Saturday 4:30 p.m. (36) ROOT Mariners Pregame (Live) 5:00 p.m. (36) ROOT MLB Baseball (Live) 8:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC) (36) ROOT Mariners Postgame (Live)

BASKETBALL Sunday 12:00 p.m. (8) CBS High School Basketball From Duncanville, Texas. (Taped) (CC)

2:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NCAA Women’s Basketball Championship Final Four Pregame From Nashville, Tenn. (Live) 2:30 p.m. (34) ESPN Women’s College Basketball (Live) (CC) 5:00 p.m. (34) ESPN Women’s College Basketball (Live) (CC)

Monday 3:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 College GameDay From Fort Worth, Texas. (Live) (CC) 4:30 p.m. (8) CBS Championship Central (Live) (CC) 5:00 p.m. (8) CBS 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live) (CC)

Tuesday 3:30 p.m. (34) ESPN NCAA Women’s Basketball Championship Pregame From Nashville, Tenn. (Live) 4:00 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC) 4:30 p.m. (34) ESPN Women’s College Basketball (Live) (CC) 6:30 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC)

Wednesday 3:30 p.m. (34) ESPN NBA Countdown (Live) 4:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NBA Basketball (Live) 6:30 p.m. (34) ESPN NBA Basketball (Live)

Thursday 4:00 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC) 6:30 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC)

12:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 College Basketball (Taped) (CC) 3:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Basketball (Live)

BOXING Friday 5:00 p.m. ! HBO Weigh-In Live: Pacquiao/Bradley 2 Manny Pacquiao and Timothy Bradley Jr. weigh in. (Same-day Tape) (CC) 6:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Boxing Giovanni Lorenzo vs. Gilberto Ramirez. From Las Vegas. (Live) (CC)

FOOTBALL Monday 12:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NFL Live (Live) (CC)

Tuesday 1:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 College Football Live (Live) (CC)

Wednesday 1:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 College Football Live (Live) (CC)

Friday 12:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 NFL Live (Live) (CC) 1:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 College Football Live (Live) (CC)

HOCKEY

Friday

Thursday

4:00 p.m. (8) WGN-A NBA Basketball (Live)

1:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 College Hockey (Live) (CC)

On Sunday, HBO’s acclaimed fantasy series “Game of Thrones” returns for a new season of swords-and-dragons drama. Get caught up at www.hbo.com/gameof-thrones Bravo’s “Married to Medicine” begins its second season on Sunday with two new cast members: a dentist and a businesswoman married to a doctor. Go to www.bravotv.com/ married-to-medicine Sunday, HBO premieres “Silicon Valley,” a new live-action sitcom from Mike Judge (“King of the Hill”) following California tech types. Learn more at www.hbo.com/siliconvalley “Turn,” premiering Sunday on AMC, stars Jamie Bell as an ordinary farmer who becomes a spy during the Revolutionary War. Join the Culper Ring at www.amctv.com/ shows/turn CBS airs the 49th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards Sunday, with hosts Blake Shelton (“The Voice”) and Luke Bryan. Get the latest at www.acmcountry.com/

4:30 p.m. (35) ESPN2 College Hockey (Live) (CC)

Saturday

Clarion TV

Saturday 3:30 p.m. (34) ESPN College Hockey (Live) (CC)

MARTIAL ARTS Friday

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8:00 p.m. (38) SPIKE Bellator MMA Live The world’s top fighters take (10) part in this tournament. (Live)

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8:00 p.m. (38) SPIKE GLORY C 15: Istanbul Glory Kickboxing is (8) live from Istanbul, Turkey with the four-man Light Heavyweight World (20) Championship tournament. Tyrone Spong takes on Saulo Cavalari. (23) (Live)

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8:30 p.m. (36) ROOT MLS Soccer (Same-day Tape)

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5:30

News & Views ABC World (N) News

The Insider (N)

Inside Edition Family Feud Family Feud Family Guy (N) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘14’

CABLE STATIONS

(28) USA 105 242 (30) TBS 139 247 (31) TNT 138 245 (34) ESPN 140 206 (35) ESPN2 144 209 (36) ROOT 426 651 (38) SPIKE 168 325

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6:30

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(:15) Doll & HBO 303 504 Em ‘14’ !

8 TMC 329 545

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9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 ABC News at (:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live 10 (N) Johnny Depp; Clayton Kershaw. (N) ‘14’ 30 Rock How I Met The Office “Cooter” ‘14’ Your Mother “Did I Stutter?” ‘PG’ ‘PG’ KTVA Night- (:35) Late Show With David cast Letterman ‘PG’ The Arsenio Hall Show ‘14’ Two and a Half Men ‘14’

(:37) Nightline (N) ‘G’ It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Late Late Show/Craig TMZ (N) ‘PG’

(:01) The Blacklist (N) ‘14’

Channel 2 (:34) The Tonight Show Star- (:36) Late News: Late ring Jimmy Fallon (N) ‘14’ Night With Edition (N) Seth Meyers Independent Lens “Brothers Sun Studio On Story ‘G’ Charlie Rose (N) Hypnotic” Hypnotic Brass Sessions ‘G’ Ensemble. (N) ‘PG’

America’s Funniest Home Parks and Parks and Parks and Rules of EnVideos ‘PG’ Recreation Recreation Recreation gagement Joan Rivers Classics Col- Outdoor Projects ‘G’ Flameless Candles ‘G’ lection ‘G’ Hoarders “Billy Bob; Jean” Hoarders A hoarding woman Hoarders “Linda; Todd” Hob- Hoarders An armed thief in- Hoarders A woman’s hoarding Hoarders “Hanna; Kathy & A house is full of games and may lose her daughter. ‘PG’ byist hoards. ‘PG’ vades a hoarder’s home. ‘PG’ has taken over her house. ‘PG’ Gary” A woman hoards farm puzzles. ‘PG’ animals. ‘PG’ NCIS: Los Angeles Investi- NCIS: Los Angeles “Back- NCIS: Los Angeles “Dead- WWE Monday Night RAW (N Same-day Tape) ‘PG’ gating a cyberattack. ‘14’ stopped” ‘14’ line” ‘14’ Friends ‘PG’ Seinfeld “The Seinfeld ‘PG’ Seinfeld “The Seinfeld “The Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang Pothole” ‘PG’ Nap” ‘PG’ Yada Yada” ‘14’ “Family Gay” ‘14’ “FOX-y Lady” Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘14’ Theory ‘14’ ‘PG’ ‘14’ ‘14’ Castle “Knockout” ‘PG’ Castle Detective Beckett Castle A vigilante is susCastle A crime scene without Dallas Elena makes a deci- (:01) Dallas Elena makes a struggles to survive. ‘PG’ pected of murder. ‘14’ a victim. ‘PG’ sion. (N) ‘14’ decision. ‘14’ (3:00) MLB Baseball Texas Rangers at Boston Red Sox. Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) From Fenway Park in Boston. (Live) (3:00) College GameDay SportsCenter Featured NFL Live (N) Olbermann (N) (Live) Olbermann Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) From Fort Worth, Texas. MLB Baseball: Mariners at Mariners All Halls of Fame UFC Reloaded “UFC Rio: Aldo vs. Mendes” Jose Aldo versus Chad Mendes. UFA Athletics Access Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘14’

(3:58) Fu(:28) Fu (81) COM 107 249 turama ‘14’ turama ‘14’ Being Human Sally and Nora (82) SYFY 122 244 help Josh. ‘14’

5 SHOW 319 540

8 PM

(:01) Castle “Disciple” A woman who looks like Lanie is killed. ‘PG’ Law & Order: Special Vic- American Family Guy tims Unit Suspect assumes a Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ new identity. ‘14’ The Ellen DeGeneres Show Modern Fam- Big Bang (N) ‘G’ ily ‘PG’ Theory The Following “Betrayal” Joe Fox 4 News at 9 (N) chooses a new target. (N) ‘14’

30 Rock ‘14’

America’s Funniest Home Videos ‘PG’ Isaac Mizrahi Live ‘G’

(4:58) South (:29) Tosh.0 Park ‘MA’ ‘14’ Being Human “House Hunting” ‘14’

30 Rock ‘14’

It’s Always Sunny Temp-tations Presentable Kitchen ‘G’ (:01) Hoarders “Adella; Teri” Widow hoarder gets help from daughters. ‘PG’ 2014 WWE Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony ‘PG’ Conan Comedian Howie Mandel; actress Christina Hendricks. (N) ‘14’ (:02) Private Lives of Nashville Wives (N) ‘14’ SportsCenter (N) (Live)

Futurama ‘PG’ ’Til Death ‘PG’

NFL Live Heartland Poker Tour ‘PG’

MLB Baseball: Rangers at Red Sox World Poker Tour: Season 12

Cops ‘14’

Jail ‘PG’

Cops ‘14’

Spring Cleaning ‘G’ (:02) Hoarders An armed thief invades a hoarder’s home. ‘PG’ Chrisley Chrisley Knows Best Knows Best The Pete Conan ‘14’ Holmes Show ‘MA’ (:02) Private Lives of Nashville Wives ‘14’ SportsCenter

Jail ‘PG’

“We Were Soldiers” (2002, War) Mel Gibson, Madeleine Stowe, Greg Kinnear. Outnumbered U.S. troops battle the North Vietnamese. Family Guy Rick and American Family Guy Robot Chick- Aqua Teen ‘14’ Morty ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ en ‘14’ Hunger Call-Wildman River Mon- River Monsters “Amazon Apocalypse” Boat attack killed over sters 200 people. ‘PG’ Jessie ‘G’ Austin & “Hannah Montana: The Movie” (2009, Musical) Miley Cyrus, Ally ‘G’ Billy Ray Cyrus, Emily Osment. SpongeBob Sam & Cat ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’

The Middle “Remember the Titans” (2000, Drama) Denzel Washington, Will Patton. A (51) FAM 180 311 ‘PG’ black man coaches high-school football after integration. Long Island Medium “Sailing Long Island Long Island Here Comes Honey Boo (55) TLC 183 280 With Spirits” ‘PG’ Medium Medium Boo ‘PG’ Lords of the Car Hoards Lords of the Car Hoards ‘14’ Fast N’ Loud “Mustang (56) DISC 182 278 “Pickups and Slams” ‘14’ Mania” ‘14’ Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods With Andrew Man v. Food Man v. Food (57) TRAV 196 277 ‘G’ ‘PG’ Zimmern ‘PG’ ‘G’ ‘G’ (3:00) You Don’t Know Swamp People “GravedigSwamp People “The Albino (58) HIST 120 269 Dixie ‘PG’ ger” ‘PG’ Assassin” ‘PG’ The First 48 “One of Ours” The First 48 A double homi- Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty cide in Cincinnati. ‘14’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ (59) A&E 118 265 A retired police captain is killed. ‘14’ Love It or List It “Sandra & Love It or List It “The Cart- Love It or List It Marisa’s (60) HGTV 112 229 Geoff” ‘G’ wright Family” ‘G’ century home. ‘G’ The Pioneer Heartland Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Guy’s Grocery Games “Fro (61) FOOD 110 231 Woman ‘G’ Table ‘G’ zen Feats” ‘G’ “Cocaine Cowboys” (2006, Documentary) Drug lords invade “Cocaine Cowboys II: (65) CNBC 208 355 1980s Miami. Hustlin’” The O’Reilly Factor (N) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) (67) FNC 205 360

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Wheel of For- Dancing With the Stars (N Same-day Tape) ‘PG’ tune (N) ‘G’

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(3:30) “Memphis Belle” (1990) Matthew Modine. B-17 (43) AMC 130 254 bomber’s crew faces its last World War II mission. King of the King of the The Cleve- The Cleve (46) TOON 176 296 Hill ‘PG’ Hill ‘PG’ land Show land Show Finding Bigfoot: Further Finding Bigfoot: Further (47) ANPL 184 282 Evidence ‘PG’ Evidence ‘PG’ Win, Lose or Dog With a Dog With a Dog With a (49) DISN 173 291 Draw ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob (50) NICK 171 300

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Law & Order: Special Victims Unit A sadist tortures a senile old woman. ‘14’ Friends ‘14’ Champion- 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament Final: Teams TBA. From Arlington, News Special ship Central Texas. (N) (Live) Bethenny Towanda, Traci, Entertainment Two and a The Big Bang The Big Bang Bones “The High in the Low” Tamar and Trina Braxton. ‘PG’ Tonight (N) Half Men ‘14’ Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘PG’ Human remains are found in a log. (N) ‘14’ The Dr. Oz Show ‘PG’ Channel 2 NBC Nightly Channel 2 Newshour (N) The Voice “The Battles, Round 2 Continues” Chris Martin News 5:00 News (N) ‘G’ mentors the artists. (N) ‘PG’ Report (N) WordGirl ‘Y7’ Wild Kratts ‘Y’ BBC World Alaska PBS NewsHour (N) Antiques Roadshow A In Performance at the White News Ameri- Weather ‘G’ beauty book by Madam C.J. House Black female singers. ca ‘PG’ Walker. (N) ‘G’ (N) ‘PG’

America’s Funniest Home America’s Funniest Home (8) WGN-A 239 307 Videos ‘PG’ Videos ‘PG’ (3:00) PM Style With Lisa Robertson ‘G’ (20) QVC 137 317 (23) LIFE 108 252

6 PM

Alaska Daily

B = DirecTV

The Colbert Daily Show/ Report ‘PG’ Jon Stewart Bitten Elena disobeys her Alpha’s commands. ‘14’

“Windtalkers” (2002, War) Nicolas Cage, Adam Beach, Peter Stormare. A Marine protects a Navajo code transmitter in World War II. Squidbillies The Cleve- Family Guy Rick and American Family Guy ‘14’ land Show ‘14’ Morty ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ River Monsters: Unhooked River Monsters “Amazon Apocalypse” Boat attack killed over ‘PG’ 200 people. ‘PG’ Dog With a Austin & Good Luck Jessie ‘G’ Good Luck Good Luck Blog ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Friends ‘PG’ (:36) Friends (:12) Friends Phoebe meets ‘14’ her ex-partner. ‘PG’ “The Blind Side” (2009, Drama) Sandra Bullock, Tim McGraw, Quinton Aaron. A well-to-do The 700 Club ‘G’ Fresh Prince Fresh Prince white couple adopts a homeless black teen. Here Comes Honey Boo Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Completing Here Comes Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Completing Here Comes Boo ‘PG’ last year’s resolutions. ‘PG’ Honey last year’s resolutions. ‘PG’ Honey Fast N’ Loud: Revved Up Fast N’ Loud Richard tries to Lords of the Car Hoards Fast N’ Loud Richard tries to Lords of the Car Hoards ‘14’ “Jacked-Up Jeep” (N) ‘14’ quickly flip cars. ‘14’ (N) ‘14’ quickly flip cars. ‘14’ Bizarre Foods America ‘PG’ Bizarre Foods America Bizarre Foods America ‘PG’ Bizarre Foods America “The Bizarre Foods America ‘PG’ (N) ‘PG’ Ozarks” ‘PG’ Swamp People “Hooked” ‘PG’ Swamp People One team Swamp People “Gator Ghost (:02) Swamp People “Hexed” (:01) Swamp People “Hooked” sacrifices their day. ‘PG’ Town” ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Bates Motel “Plunge” Emma (:01) Bates Motel “Plunge” (:01) Duck (:31) Duck ‘PG’ “Plan Bee” “Jerky Boys” “G.I. SI” ‘PG’ lands in a dangerous situation. Emma lands in a dangerous Dynasty ‘PG’ Dynasty ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ (N) ‘14’ situation. ‘14’ Love It or List It A couple is Love It or List It (N) ‘G’ House Hunt- Hunters Int’l Love It or List It “Heidi & Love It or List It ‘G’ expecting twins. ‘G’ ers ‘G’ Greg” ‘G’ Chopped Chinese dumplings; Kitchen Casino Four chef Mystery Din- Mystery Din- Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Kitchen Casino Four chef pawpaw deserts. ‘G’ gamble on their skills. ‘G’ ers ‘G’ ers ‘G’ gamble on their skills. ‘G’ Marijuana in America: Colo- “Cocaine Cowboys II: American Greed A comptrol- Cancer: Win- Paid Program Paid Program Balding Diarado Pot Rush Hustlin’” ler steals millions. ning ries ‘G’ The O’Reilly Factor The Kelly File Hannity On the Record With Greta Red Eye (N) Van Susteren Futurama ‘PG’ Futurama ‘14’ South Park South Park South Park South Park Daily Show/ The Colbert (:01) At Mid- (:31) South ‘MA’ ‘MA’ ‘MA’ ‘MA’ Jon Stewart Report ‘PG’ night ‘14’ Park ‘MA’ Bitten “Ready” Elena prepares Being Human Sally makes a Lost Girl “Dark Horse” (N) ‘14’ Bitten “Ready” Elena prepares Being Human Sally makes a for the fight. (N) ‘14’ major sacrifice. (N) ‘14’ for the fight. ‘14’ major sacrifice. ‘14’

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“Beautiful Creatures” (2013, Fantasy) Alden Ehrenreich, Face Off With 24/7 Pac“Now You See Me” (2013, Comedy-Drama) Jesse EisenGame of Thrones “Two Veep ‘MA’ Silicon Valley Alice Englert, Jeremy Irons. Star-crossed teens uncover dark Max Keller- quiao/Brad- berg, Mark Ruffalo. Agents track a team of illusionists who are Swords” Tyrion welcomes a ‘MA’ secrets in their town. ‘PG-13’ man ley 2 thieves. ‘PG-13’ guest. ‘MA’ (2:15) “Out- “Dark Shadows” (2012, Comedy) Johnny Depp, Michelle Bruce Spring- Real Time With Bill Maher Game of Thrones “Two Veep ‘MA’ Silicon Valley “The Great Gatsby” (2013, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, break” (1995) Pfeiffer, Helena Bonham Carter. Vampire Barnabas Collins steen ‘MA’ Swords” Tyrion welcomes a ‘MA’ Tobey Maguire, Carey Mulligan. A would-be writer lives next to ‘R’ emerges in 1972 Maine. ‘PG-13’ guest. ‘MA’ a mysterious millionaire. ‘PG-13’ (3:15) “The 40-Year-Old Vir- (:15) “Entrapment” (1999, Action) Sean Connery, Catherine (:15) “Stoker” (2013, Horror) Mia Wasikowska, Matthew “The Negotiator” (1998, Suspense) Samuel L. Jackson, Kevin Spacey, Da- “Emmanugin” (2005) Steve Carell. ‘R’ Zeta-Jones, Ving Rhames. A woman tries to thwart a burglar Goode, Nicole Kidman. A friendless teen becomes infatuated vid Morse. A top police negotiator is accused of committing murder. ‘R’ elle” on Dec. 31, 1999. ‘PG-13’ with her weird uncle. ‘R’ (2:30) “Coach Carter” (2005) “The Longest Yard” (2005, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Chris Shameless “Lazarus” Sheila House of Lies House of Lies Shameless “Lazarus” Sheila Inside Com- “The Canyons” (2013, Suspense) Lindsay Samuel L. Jackson. ‘PG-13’ Rock, Burt Reynolds. Prisoners train for a football game fights for custody. ‘MA’ ‘MA’ ‘MA’ fights for custody. ‘MA’ edy (N) ‘14’ Lohan. A movie producer learns of his lover’s against the guards. ‘PG-13’ infidelity. ‘R’ (2:30) “Pas- (:45) “Silver Linings Playbook” (2012, Comedy-Drama) Bradley Cooper, “The Hunter” (2011, Drama) Willem Dafoe, Frances “Alex Cross” (2012, Action) Tyler Perry, Matthew Fox, Ed- “Red Riding: 1974” (2009) sion Fish” Jennifer Lawrence, Robert De Niro. A man intends to rebuild his life and O’Connor, Sam Neill. A man hunts the last Tasmanian tiger for ward Burns. A serial killer pushes Cross to the edge. ‘PG-13’ Andrew Garfield, Rebecca (1992) reunite with his estranged wife. ‘R’ a biotech firm. ‘R’ Hall. ‘NR’

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Wheel of For- Marvel’s Agents of tune (N) ‘G’ S.H.I.E.L.D. Coulson and the team are trapped. ‘PG’ The Insider Inside Edition Family Feud Family Feud Family Guy 30 Rock “I Do Bones “The Baby in the (N) (N) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘14’ Do” ‘14’ Bough” A woman’s car is run off the road. ‘14’ The Ellen DeGeneres Show KTVA 5 p.m. CBS Evening KTVA 6 p.m. Evening News NCIS McGee’s girlfriend asks (N) ‘G’ First Take News (N) for help. (N) ‘PG’ Bethenny Ice Cube; “RichKids Entertainment Two and a The Big Bang The Big Bang Glee “Bash” Kurt becomes the of Beverly Hills.” ‘PG’ Tonight (N) Half Men ‘14’ Theory ‘14’ Theory ‘PG’ target of an attack. (N) ‘14’

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News & Views ABC World (N) News

B = DirecTV

The Dr. Oz Show ‘PG’

NBC Nightly Channel 2 Newshour (N) News (N) ‘G’

WordGirl ‘Y’

Alaska Weather ‘G’

CABLE STATIONS

Channel 2 News 5:00 Report (N) Wild Kratts ‘Y’ BBC World News America ‘PG’

Jeopardy! (N) ‘G’

PBS NewsHour (N)

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The Voice “The Playoffs (:01) About a (:31) Growing Premiere” The artists perform; Boy (N) ‘14’ Up Fisher elimination. (N) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ The Dave Clark Five -- Glad All Over, a Great Performances Special British group the Dave Clark Five. (N) ‘PG’

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(:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live Tracy Morgan; Kate Mara; Birds of Tokyo. (N) ‘14’ How I Met The Office Your Mother “Job Fair” ‘PG’ ‘14’ (:01) Person of Interest “Rea- KTVA Night- (:35) Late Show With David sonable Doubt” ‘14’ cast Letterman (N) ‘PG’ Fox 4 News at 9 (N) The Arsenio Hall Show ‘14’ Two and a Half Men ‘14’ Chicago Fire Shay and Dawson plan a girls’ weekend. (N) ‘14’ Frontline “Secret State of North Korea” North Korea’s Kim Jong-Un. ‘PG’

Channel 2 News: Late Edition (N) Vintage ‘G’

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It’s Always Sunny in (6) Philadelphia Late Late Show/Craig (8) TMZ (N) ‘PG’ (9)

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Parks and Rules of En- 30 Rock ‘14’ Recreation gagement Mally: Color Cosmetics ‘G’

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(N) ‘PG’ Memphis. ‘PG’ Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Vic- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Chrisley (:31) Modern (:01) Modern (:31) Modern Chrisley Chrisley 242 tims Unit “Justice” ‘14’ tims Unit “Guilt” ‘14’ tims Unit ‘14’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ Knows Best Family ‘PG’ Family ‘PG’ Family ‘PG’ Knows Best Knows Best (28) Friends ‘PG’ Seinfeld “The Seinfeld “The Seinfeld ‘PG’ Seinfeld “The Family Guy Family Guy The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang Conan (N) ‘14’ The Pete Conan ‘14’ Millennium” Muffin Tops” Airport” ‘PG’ ‘14’ “Episode 420” Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘14’ Theory ‘14’ Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘14’ Holmes Show 247 (30) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘14’ ‘MA’ NBA Basketball Brooklyn Nets at Miami Heat. From the AmericanAirlines NBA Basketball Houston Rockets at Los Angeles Lakers. From Staples Cen- Inside the NBA (N) (Live) Castle Investigating a murder Castle “Demons” ‘PG’ 245 Arena in Miami. 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In the Heat of the Night ‘PG’ Funny Home White Sox MLB Baseball Cleveland Indians at Chicago White Sox. From U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago. Law & Order ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Videos Warm-Up (N) (Live) (6:00) Saturday Morning Q Philosophy: Beauty ‘G’ Isaac Mizrahi Live ‘G’ Honora Jewelry Collection ‘G’ Philosophy: Beauty ‘G’ 317 “Philosophy” ‘G’ Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Unsolved Mysteries ‘14’ “Non-Stop” (2013, Suspense) Lacey Chabert, Drew Seeley, “The Good Mother” (2013, Suspense) Helen Slater, Movie ‘PG’ Will Kemp. A woman encounters a dangerous stranger on a Meaghan Martin, Camille Cregan. A teen believes that her 252 plane. ‘14’ friend’s mother may be a murderer. ‘PG’ Chrisley Chrisley NCIS The bodies of two as- NCIS The death of an ICE NCIS “Aliyah” Tense reunion. NCIS The team tries to reNCIS “Reunion” The death of NCIS A blogger turns up NCIS A Marine’s body sur242 Knows Best Knows Best sassins. ‘PG’ agent. ‘14’ ‘14’ place Ziva. ‘14’ a Marine. ‘14’ dead. ‘14’ faces. ‘14’ Are We There Everybody The King of The King of “I Love You, Man” (2009, Comedy) Paul Rudd, Jason Segel, “Due Date” (2010, Comedy) Robert Downey Jr., Zach Galifi- Friends ‘14’ Friends ‘14’ Friends ‘14’ Friends ‘14’ Loves Ray- Queens ‘PG’ Queens ‘PG’ Rashida Jones. A man’s new friendship threatens his upcom- anakis, Michelle Monaghan. A high-strung man takes a road 247 Yet? ‘PG’ mond ‘PG’ ing wedding. trip with an annoying stranger. Law & Order “Access Nation” Law & Order “Formerly Fa- Law & Order Divorce leads to “The Terminal” (2004, Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks, Catherine Zeta-Jones. A (:45) “Runaway Jury” (2003, Suspense) John Cusack, Gene Hackman, 245 Internet. ‘14’ mous” ‘14’ stabbing. ‘PG’ European living in an airport befriends a stewardess. Dustin Hoffman. A man tries to manipulate an explosive trial. (6:00) SportsCenter (N) (Live) College Football Florida State Spring Game. (N) (Live) College Softball Oklahoma at Baylor. (N) (Live) SportsCenter College 206 (N) Hockey SportsCenter Special College Baseball Arkansas at LSU. (N) (Live) College Basketball State Farm Slam Dunk & 3-Point Cham- SportsCenter (N) (Live) Basketball Nike Hoop Sum209 pionship. From Dallas. (Taped) mit. (N) (Live) Paid Program Paid Program EZ Cleaning Paid Program MLB Baseball Oakland Athletics at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (Subject UEFA Maga- UEFA Champions League Soccer 651 to Blackout) zine Ink Master “Earn It!” ‘14’ Ink Master “Bug Out” ‘14’ Ink Master Ten artists tattoo Ink Master “Nude & TatInk Master Tattooing “X-Men” Ink Master “2 on 1 Tat-Astro- Ink Master Smack talk and Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ 325 twins all at once. ‘14’ tooed” ‘14’ characters. ‘14’ phe” ‘14’ revenge; exes. ‘14’ The Rifleman The RifleThe RifleTURN “Pilot” A Long Island farmer is recruited. “Pale Rider” (1985, Western) Clint Eastwood, Michael Moriarty. Gold pros- “Jeremiah Johnson” (1972, Adventure) Robert Redford, Will Geer. A 19th254 ‘PG’ man ‘G’ man ‘G’ ‘14’ pectors are harassed by a corrupt power baron. century adventurer moves to the Rocky Mountains. Teen Titans Teen Titans Regular Show Regular Show Regular Show Adventure Adventure Adventure Steven Uni- Steven Uni- Uncle Uncle “Scooby-Doo! The Mystery Begins” (2009, Comedy) Rob296 Go! ‘PG’ Go! ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Time ‘PG’ Time ‘PG’ Time ‘PG’ verse ‘PG’ verse ‘PG’ Grandpa Grandpa bie Amell, Kate Melton, Hayley Kiyoko. ‘PG’ To Be Announced To Be Announced 282

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