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APRIL 20, 2014 Soldotna-Kenai, Alaska

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JUNEAU — The Alaska Senate unanimously passed legislation setting out a new approach for addressing the state’s pension obligation Saturday, less than three hours after the plan emerged from the Senate Finance Committee. It will be up to the House to decide whether to accept the Senate plan, which advanced on the 89th day of the scheduled 90-day session. If the House doesn’t, the bill could go to a conference committee. The Senate, like Gov. Sean Parnell, proposed moving $3 billion from the constitutional budget reserve fund to help cover the state’s nearly $12 billion pension obligation. But the Senate plan would divvy the money differently, putting $2 billion toward the teachers’ retirement system, which is in

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poorer shape, and $1 billion toward the public employees’ system. Parnell had proposed about $1.1 billion to the teachers’ system and the rest to the public employees’ system. The governor praised the Senate bill. “With this legislation, we are strengthening the state’s AAA bond rating and ensuring future generations are not saddled with this debt,” he said in a release. The Senate Finance Committee’s rewrite of HB385 calls for a contribution rate determined by what’s known as a level percent of pay method for 25 years. While the bill itself does not include dollar amounts, See PLAN, page A-5

Volleyball squad headed to Japan College sponsors classes to blur boundaries between Alaska Native culture and students

Top: Lucy Daniels, an advocate for the Kenaitze Indian Tribe, teaches the Yup’ik alphabet to a group Tuesday at Kenai Peninsula College, Kenai River Campus in Soldotna. Above: Helen Dick, a Dena’ina elder, and George Holly Jr., of Kenai, work on a song while George Holly Sr. picks at a banjo in the background during a Native Creations & Reflections session. Left: Yvonne Waskey, 19, works on a beaded keychain for the Kenaitze Indian Tribe.

he rich aroma of beluga whale fat, fish, soup and seal oil floated down the hallway of the Brockel Building Tuesday, where 12 people gathered for a Yup’ik language circle. Jaxson Sagoonick, 3, tumbled merrily about the room, crawling under chairs and sprinting up and down the center aisle of the small classroom as Angelique Lincoln, 12, and Summer Cartier, 9, giggled and jumped up to help him when he pointed to a crock pot of soup and reached for a bowl. In between the jokes and laughter, the two girls practiced their Yup’ik fricatives by imitating Lucy Daniels, a See SHARE, page A-2

Story and photos by Rashah McChesney, Peninsula Clarion

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Team prepares for sport, cultural exchange to Akita By KAYLEE OSOWSKI Peninsula Clarion

Along with school, homework, sports practices and other extra curricular activities six Kenai Central High School girls are studying Japanese language, mannerisms, culture and food in preparation for a trip to Japan this summer. The girls, part of a volleyball exchange team picked by Pako Whannell, who coaches at KCHS, will be traveling to Akita, Japan, from July 30 through Aug. 9. “I’ve never even been out of the country … just not (having been) out of the country, not with my parents, not speaking Japanese, it’s like kind of scary, but it makes it that much

more exciting,” freshman Cassi Hames said. “Everything’s going to be different.” Whannell said she approached players from throughout the Kenai Peninsula who she knew were not only exceptional volleyball players, but also get good grades and participate in their churches and communities. She said she knew they would study the culture and language to further their experiences beyond just playing volleyball in a foreign country. Alli Steinbeck, a KCHS sophomore, said the girls in the group likely won’t get another opportunity to not only play a sport in another country, but to also be immersed in the culture. See VOLLEY, page A-2

Caring for the Kenai students think long-term By KELLY SULLIVAN Peninsula Clarion

Even if she didn’t win, Caring for Kenai participant Krysten Maxson said she would continue with her project. The judge’s panel and audience were clapping before Maxon finished the final sentence of her presentation Thursday at Kenai Central High School. Walking away with second place, she earned a $1,100 cash prize. Her idea is to install junk mail recycling receptacles at mailbox clusters around Kenai. Maxson’s idea originated from discussions with her family, who felt the common frustration over piles of junk mail, Maxson said. It takes 30 years for one piece of mail to decompose. Why not get rid of junk mail “right where you receive it,” she said. Soon into the project Maxson found out renovating feder-

al property is not easy. After receiving positive feedback from Sen. Lisa Murkowski, Maxson sent a letter to Postmaster General Patrick Donahoe. She is still waiting to hear back from him. “I am going to push really hard for what my idea already is,” Maxson said. “But if it’s a solid no, then Plan B is to ask for donations from local metal companies.”

Facilitating progress During the event, Contest Coordinator Merrill Sikorski praised educators in the Kenai Peninsula Borough School District for a commitment to teaching in ways that venture “outside of the box.” This practice has resulted in a crop of students capable of self-initiated learning, he said. Development Director at the Kenai Watershed Forum Josselyn O’Connor said

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Skyview high school students Austin Craig, Aurora Deflinger, and Morgan Chesley prepare for their presentation on Books for Africa that won them fourth place at the 24th annual Caring for the Kenai competition Thursday at Kenai Central High School.

one of the great aspects of a KPBSD, is they can be easily plan, such as first-place win- implemented. ner Katherine Dolma’s goal “It was really incredible,” to install “green roofs” in the Dolma said. “There were so C

many amazing projects, I was shocked when they called my name.” Dolma plans to appoint a test school to install “any kind of organic matter” on its rooftop. The living surface can then be utilized as a greenway for local fowl, a garden for educational purposes, or even a way to reduce a building’s ecological footprint with the added insulation. O’Connor, who has been involved in the contest for a decade, said submitting a project to Caring for the Kenai facilitates the continuation of projects outside the scope of the contest. Many projects from years past, even ones that didn’t win, have continued on to become influential in the community. For example, Courtney Stroh first came up with ROC the Kenai for Caring for the Kenai in high school, she said. See CARING, page A-2

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Kenaitze Indian Tribe advocate who shares her language with the class. Daniels, a certified teacher, moved effortlessly between English and Yup’ik telling jokes and coaxing complex and occasionally guttural sounds from her students. She points to each letter of the Yup’ik alphabet and identifies each as a stop, fricative or nasal sound as the class tries to imitate the sounds pouring from Daniels’ mouth. “Then there’s the voiceless fricatives,” she said. “So you’ve got to have a clean nose.” She punctuated the joke by blowing air forcefully through her nostrils while the students laughed. Just down the hall, in a much larger classroom, the piercing melodic strains of banjopicking drown out the muted conversation between Sondra Shaginoff-Stuart and Yvonne Waskey as the two sew beads into an intricate flowering pattern. The classes follow a loose structure of subject and conversational learning, though the flow between the two is often punctuated with stories of history and personal experience. Shaginoff-Stuart, the college’s rural and Native student services coordinator, moves between the two classrooms Tuesday — talking students and occasionally jumping in to help with an activity or share a story. On Mondays, a conversational Dena’ina language session has been offered since the first week of April. It, and all of

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“The extraordinary talent of students in this area and their creative ideas the come up with makes us think ‘OK, we’re going in the right direction,’” O’Connor said.

Moving forward “I thought there was a lot of really good projects,” said third place winner Taylor Sheldon. “I am really honored to be in the top three.” Alaskans buy $2,000,000 in produce annually, Sheldon said during her presentation. Only 2-3 percent comes from within in the state. She asked the audience to consider the

the other Alaska Native tradition classes hosted by the college, will run through the end of April — though organizers said they were hoping to start the activities again during the fall semester. The sessions are part of Shaginoff-Stuart’s strategy to integrate the college’s Alaska Native students with the Kenai Peninsula community. Shaginoff-Stuart said the Kenaitze Indian Tribe has been supportive of efforts to teach language to both students and community members. The classes are free and open to the public. “What we’re trying to do is pull out the students that are here to show them that we have culture in our community,” she said. Several members of the community sat in on the Tuesday classes. Rose Gilbeau, of Kenai, showed off her handwoven baskets as others worked on their beading. Gilbeau, 54, a Yup’ik woman from Tanana, said she enjoys the crafting classes. “It gets me out of the house,” she said with a laugh. George Holly Sr. played the banjo while his son George consequences of outside food sources becoming cut off from the Kenai community. “High tunnels can extend growing up to 6-8 weeks,” Sheldon said. She witnessed how feasible it is for locals to produce more while gardening with her grandmother this past summer. Sheldon said her next step will be to bring her brochures and miniature high tunnel to stores like Walmart and Home Depot, where the average shopper is rarely exposed to local produce.

Kenai and beyond Huddled together against a line of rusty-red lockers, Austin Craig, Aurora Derflinger, Morgan Chesley prepared for their presentation on Books for

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n Conversational Dena’ina: Mondays through April 28 from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. at the Kenaitze Indian Tribe’s Tribal Circle Room in the administration office. n Yup’ik Language Circle: Tuesdays through April 29 from 5:30-7:30 p.m. in the Brockel Building, room 159. n Native Creations & Reflections: Tuesdays through April 29, 4:30-6:30 p.m. in the Brockel Building, room 159.

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Rose Guilbeau, of Kenai, shows one of her hand-woven baskets during a Native Creations & Reflections crafting session Tuesday at Kenai Peninsula College, Kenai River Campus in Soldotna.

Holly Jr. sat in one corner of the room working with Dena’ina elder Helen Dick on a song to commemorate the spring graduation. Holly Jr. said he loved to see students learning more about the history of the community that houses the college campus. “This is place where people got together, they worked to-

gether, they learned from each other,” he said. “Whenever we do our cultural things that, to me, is like spirit work and that has to do with a whole other kind of wealth ... that’s something that I think a university is all about.”

Africa. “I’m excited. We’ve worked really hard to get here,” Chesley said. “There’s been a struggle in some of the aspects but were better for it.” Craig said he had some shaky nerves before speaking. “I’m nervous I will stutter,” he said. “Or not talk loud enough,” Deflinger added. “Yes, be sure to enunciate,” Chesley said. Without pause, or stumble Craig discussed the repercussions of tossing out library books across the Peninsula. Plastic covers, glue and binding take centuries to decompose, and unnecessarily add to the volume of local landfills. “This is our duty as people,” Chesley said during her turn. “We’re not just caring for Kenai, we’re changing the world.” The team won fourth place, and walked away with a $750

cash prize they will put toward shipping more books from the community to African schools.

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Each girl will also be staying with a host family. “The girls are going to be immersed in not only in the food and the language, but with the people,” Pako Whannell said. While the group was able to get a deal on plane tickets, they estimate the tickets along with a few additional travel costs will add up to $3,000 per person. To alleviate some of the cost, the girls have been selling raffle tickets and Alaska volleyball T-shirts. “These girls are involved in so many different sports, activities, church activities, camps — they’re all going to camps,” Pako Whannell said. “They’re kind of the overachiever group. They’re doing something all the time, so I want to make sure that they’re not stressed about the finances.” The raffle tickets cost $5 a piece for a chance to win one of seven bundled prize packages that range in value from $285 to $680. All prizes were donated by community members and include a variety of items — fishing trips, scenic flights, gym memberships and more. The girls have been selling the tickets door-to-door as well as at Safeway. Pako Whannell said they have sold nearly all of the 1,000 tickets she printed. If they sell all of the tickets, they should generate about $4,000. Hames said while she’s been selling tickets, many people in the community have told her they wish they had the chance to do something similar in high school. “It’s nice to see that the community’s excited to see that we’re able to go on this great experience to have a cultural exchange,” Steinbeck said. “They want to hear the stories when we come back.” The team is also seeking sponsors for its two coaches and six players. Anyone interested in sponsoring or donating to the exchange can contact Pako Whannell at corefittrainingstudio@gmail. com or 907-252-3508. The team also has an account set up at Wells Fargo bank in Soldotna where donations can be made to the Akita Kenai Volleyball Team.

“If you have a once in a lifetime opportunity, you better take it,” freshman Abby Beck said. The girls from Kenai committed to the team in January. “Originally when I heard I was like, ‘That’s a long ways,’” Steinbeck said. “But then once I heard we were able to have the culture exchange involved with it and being immersed into their culture, I felt that it would be a great learning experience for me.” For the past few months the girls have been taking Japanese lessons with Yasuko Lehtinen, who has been organizing exchanges with Kenai’s sister city, Akita, for more than 20 years and is Whannell’s mother. Junior Kyla Whannell, Pako Whannell’s daughter, who is a part of the team and will be traveling to Japan for a third time, said learning the mannerisms and what is offensive to Japanese people is important. Beck said one of her biggest fears about the trip is offending someone. “That shows me dedication,” Pako Whannell said. “These girls are not your average teenagers. I really am honored that these girls are coming with us. They really want to learn about everything about Japan and the culture and know that it’s not just a volleyball trip.” She said the girls will start volleyball practice for the trip soon as well. Pako Whannell said the mayor of Akita has already finalized the group’s itinerary, which includes a tour of Tokyo and, of course, multiple volleyball games against high school teams in Akita. The team will also partake in the Kanto Festival as the mayor’s special guests. A Kanto is an array of lanterns hung on a bamboo frame. The Kantos are carried through a parade and the carriers try to keep the lanterns as steady as possible as the bamboo moves in different directions above them. While the girls won’t be carrying Kantos, they will get to try out the bamboo poles at a Kaylee Osowski can be museum and dress in kimonos reached at kaylee.osowski@ at the festival. peninsulaclarion.com.

Quake aftershock hits remote Alaska area ANCHORAGE (AP) — A 4.7 magnitude earthquake aftershock struck in a remote Alaska area above the Arctic Circle, several hours after a more powerful temblor hit the zone. The Alaska Earthquake Information Center says it has no reports that the latest quake, which struck shortly before 10 p.m. Friday, caused any damage. Friday morning, the Center said a magnitude 5.5 quake hit in the same Brooks Range region and was felt in the hub community of Kotzebue and at the Red Dog Mine.

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Obituary Sharon Harris

Nikiski Community Council meets Monday

Anchorage resident Sharon Harris, 40, died Thursday, April 10, 2014 at her home. A private family gathering will be held at a later date. Arrangements were made by Peninsula Memorial Chapel & Crematory.

The Nikiski Community Council will hold its next meeting on Monday at 7 p.m. at the former Nikiski Senior Center on Island Lake Road. This meeting is open to the public and community members are encouraged to attend. For questions contact Darcy at dmccaughey@hotmail.com.

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Soldotna Senior Center closes for repairs

Easter Bunny visiting the Elks

Wesley H. Hill, 69, of Clam Gulch, passed away at his home on Thursday, April 17, 2014. Services are pending with Peninsula Memorial Chapel.

On Easter Sunday, the Kenai Elks Lodge #2425 will open at The Soldotna Senior Center will be closed on Monday and 2 p.m. for Easter dinner. The Easter egg hunt will be at 3 p.m. Tuesday for repairs. The center will be open on Wednesday. There will be three age groups for the hunt. Also planned is a cake raffle and a jelly bean counting contest. The Easter Bunny Earth Day Celebration at KPC may even be jumping around, you’ll have to come see! Celebrate Earth Day and the 50th anniversary of the signing of the Wilderness Act Tuesday at Kenai Peninsula College with Relay for Life garage sale the Kenai National Wildlife Refuge. From 5-7 p.m. visit with organizers looking for donations representatives of the UAF Cooperative Extension, Cook Inletkeeper, Kenai National Wildlife Refuge, Kenai Watershed FoOur Lady of Perpetual Help Catholic Church in Soldotna is rum, Living Lightly on Earth, and Re-Group. At 7 p.m., Andy sponsoring a garage sale with all proceeds going for the Relay Loranger, Kenai National Wildlife Refuge Manager, will give a for Life Cancer Walk. The sale is 9 a.m.-4 p.m. May 16 and ( brief presentation on the history of the Kenai National Wildlife a.m.-3 p.m. on May 17. Donations can be left at the RedemptoRefuge, followed by a screening of the film “Wild by Law,” rist Center (Old Catholic Church) Tuesday through Friday. For which outlines the story of the Wilderness Act of 1964, and is more information or if you would like your donations picked the kick-off event in a series of Wilderness 50th Anniversary up call Alice Schiewek at 260-8080. events sponsored by the Kenai National Wildlife Refuge. This Earth Day Celebration is co-sponsored by the KPC Kenai Middle School orientation scheduled Showcase, Career & Community Engagement Center, and the Kenai Middle School Orientation and Activity Night will be Kenai National Wildlife Refuge. For additional information contact Krista at 262-0337 or kl- Monday from 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. Parents of all incoming 6th, 7th, and 8th grade students on the Peninsula are invited. A free timlin@kpc.alaska.edu. barbecue will take place from 5:30-6:00 p.m. Parent orientation and classroom visitations will be from 6:00-7:30 p.m. Student Parents with special needs children to meet activities are from 6:00-7:30 p.m. For more information call A support group meeting for parents with special needs chil- Kenai Middle School at 283-1700. dren is scheduled for 6:30 p.m. Tuesday. Parents are encouraged to come and learn all about IEPs, what are they, how are Take a break for fashion show they done, what your rights as a parent are, and the list goes on. Peninsula Take-A-Break is planning a Second Chance FashA special speaker this month from the school district that will ion Show from 6:30-8:30 p.m. Tuesday, April 22 at the Solid answer your questions and put your mind at ease. Come meet other parents going through the same every day experiences as Rock Conference Center, Mile 90.5 Sterling Highway. Cindy you. The group meets at the Kenai River Center on Funny River Ingraham will model repurposed designs for second-hand fashRoad across the street from the Soldotna airport. For more in- ions. Dianne Cronin will speak to “A Journey With a Destinaformation contact Peggy at 260-3621 or email peggysuelee@ tion.” Dinner is $12. For reservations, call Susan at 335-6789. gmail.com.

Laurel “Lori” Lee Olney, 74, of Soldotna, passed way Tuesday, March 11, 2014 in Mesa, Ariz. A memorial service for Mrs. Olney will take place at 1 p.m. Saturday, April 26, at the Soldotna Methodist Church on Binkley Street. She has been cremated, and burial will be at Fort Richardson in Anchorage. Mrs. Olney was born Oct. 26, 1939 in Vallejo, Calif. Lori worked as a hairdresser for many years, and as a travel agent. She worked in Anchorage and retired to Soldotna. She loved quilting and made many service quilts with the Stitches of Love group. She loved playing cards, especially mahjong. She had beautiful flowers and enjoyed gardening. Lori played golf weekly and loved to travel. Mrs. Olney is survived by her husband of 30 years, Walt Olney, of Soldotna; step-sister Kelley Madsen of California; son Russell Dunlap of Girdwood; daughters, Terri Anderson of Soldotna and Susan Scott of Wasilla; stepdaughter Dawn Olney or Oregon; eight grandchildren and seven great-grandchildren. In lieu of flowers, Mrs. Olney’s family asks that contributions be made to the American Cancer Society in her name.

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Change Club sponsors open swim The Central Peninsula Change Club is inviting the public to a free open swim sponsored by Central Peninsula Hospital, Monday, April 28, 3-6 pm at Skyview High School. There will be an open area for play swimmers and dedicated lanes for lap swimmers. Children under 5 years old are required to be accompanied by a swimming adult. Registration is not required. For more information call the Cooperative Extension Service at 262-5824.

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Carnival cancels 15 port calls in Ketchikan KETCHIKAN (AP) — Ketchikan will have about 30,000 fewer cruise ship passengers this summer after technical issues will prompt one line to cancel 15 port calls. The Carnival Cruise Lines ship Miracle had 20 port calls scheduled this summer, the Ketchikan Daily News reported. But the ship has a technical issue that will lower its top speed from 21 knots to anywhere between 18 to 20 knots. The Miracle will make port calls in Ketchikan as originally planned on May 4, May 11, May 18, Sept. 7 and Sept. 16,

according to the Ketchikan Visitors Bureau. But 15 other port calls between May 25-Aug. 31 have been canceled. The Miracle carries 2,124 passengers, according to the visitors bureau, and was expected to bring 42,480 passengers to Ketchikan. That number has been cut to 10,620 with the 15 canceled port calls. Officials have adjusted the total projected number of cruise visitors to Ketchikan this year to 850,377, down from 882,237.

The Miracle is Carnival’s lone ship in Alaska, according to Rick Erickson of Cruise Line Agencies of Alaska, which is the cruise companies’ on-shore representative. “Ultimately, they decided to lengthen their port time in Juneau,” Erickson said. Under the new plan, the Miracle will would depart Juneau, skip Ketchikan and arrive in Victoria, British Columbia, early. Erickson said the Miracle is expected to make its calls in Tracy Arm, but it will arrive there later than scheduled.

“The big issue is trying to get out of Ketchikan on a Sunday and making Victoria the following day,” he said. After the ship completes its Alaska and Hawaii schedules this year, it will report to drydock for repairs in early 2015.

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Poorly worded press release undermines message Breastfeeding.

Quick! Are you thinking about sex? Does that word make you uncomfortable? If you’re out in public, are you turned off (or on) by curve of a woman’s breast visibly moving under a child’s head? What about that sound? Could you eat in a restaurant with a child noisily slurping his or her own dinner behind you? If you have strong feelings on the subject, you’re not alone. Many mothers deal with the social stigma attached to breastfeeding. Either they’re terrible mothers because they’re not breastfeeding, or they’re good mothers because they are — but woe betide the ones who must do so in public. It’s a minefield of judgmental statements from friends, neighbors and strangers, incessant commercials for formula and pressure to take a side in yet another debate over what women should and should not do with their bodies. As exhausting as the topic is to read about, imagine being a new mother and finding yourself central to the debate. One state lawmaker, Rep. Shelley Hughes, R-Palmer, decided to weigh in on the subject by championing a resolution promoting breastfeeding and encouraging hospitals and birth-centers to implement a “Ten Steps to Successful Breastfeeding” program. Unfortunately, after the Legislature passed the resolution, someone decided to send out a media release with the attention-grabbing headline “Smart and Sexy: Legislature encourages hospitals to promote breastfeeding.” There it is again, sex. Using it to describe breastfeeding is a curious way to promote the practice. With the social stigma attached to all things sexual in public, we’re astonished that anyone would want to encourage breastfeeding — a practice that requires regular execution throughout the day — by using that description. As political blogger Amanda Coyne pointed out in her response to the release, it’s unclear for whom breastfeeding is sexy. “The baby? The mother? The viewer?” Coyne wrote. The release, which garnered national attention this week, prompted apologies from two Republican lawmakers and has since been republished without the word sexy in the headline. But, it’s too late. The damage has been done and the mixed messages, at the very least, undermine the original intent of the resolution — to promote happy and healthy baby through breastfeeding. We’re betting that few new mothers want to engage in the practice of feeding their babies while also having to think about looking or feeling sexy. It’s a shame that another well-intentioned resolution devolved into such a mess of social commentary and sadder still that the mothers in the center of the debate were objectified rather than supported. We hope someone in the Legislature learned a lesson and that many of the mothers who could have been discouraged by the poorly-worded message were too busy with all-nighters and routine feedings to keep up with the barrage of media releases coming out of the Legislature this week.

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Advice to Democrats: Don’t say ‘recovery’ By DAVID ESPO AP Special Correspondent

WASHINGTON — Election-year memo to Democratic candidates: Don’t talk about the economic recovery. It’s a political loser. So say Democratic strategists in a blunt declaration that such talk skips over “how much trouble people are in, and doesn’t convince them that policymakers really understand or are even focusing on the problems they continue to face.” In addition, Stan Greenberg, James Carville and others wrote that in head-to-head polling tests the mere mention of the word “recovery” is trumped by a Republican assertion that the Obama administration has had six years to get the economy moving and its policies haven’t worked. Coincidentally or not, Democrats have largely shelved the “R’’ word. President Barack Obama’s only utterance of it in recent weeks was on April 8, and it was in the context of accusing Republicans of blocking progress on issues that “would help with the economic recovery and help us grow faster.” Additionally, at a news conference on

AP News Extra March 26 where they announced a campaign-season agenda, neither Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., nor most of the other five lawmakers present uttered the word “recovery.” The strategic advice comes at a time Democrats are working to maximize turnout, particularly among women, for the fall elections, when they face a determined challenge from Republicans vying to add control of the Senate to their seemingly secure House majority. Simultaneously, Democrats are struggling to respond effectively to persistent Republican attacks on the nation’s health care law. Turnout in midterm elections is customarily lower than in a presidential campaign. This year numerous polls indicate

that Democrats, particularly women, are less motivated to go to the polls than Republicans who are eager to demonstrate opposition to “Obamacare,” or the Affordable Care Act. In their memo for Democracy Corps and the Women’s Voices Women Vote Action Fund, the authors propose that to boost turnout among their target groups Democrats should back an economic agenda that “puts working women first,” and says that incomes are soaring only for CEOs and the top 1 percent of the country. “As a start, Democrats should bury any mention of the recovery. That message was tested ... and it lost to the Republican message championed by Karl Rove,” they wrote. By traditional measurements, an economic recovery has been underway since partway through Obama’s first year in office.

More than your average Pulitzer Frankly, these days I’m embarrassed by my craft, but every once in a while, I consider it a real privilege to be associated with journalism. This is one of those times. The Pulitzer Prize, which is awarded by those in news to those in news, recognized this year a team that exemplified the highest ideals of what we do. Or are supposed to do. By now you’ve guessed that I’m referring to the Pulitzer bestowed on The Washington Post and The Guardian for extensive reporting done about Edward Snowden’s leaks that revealed massive surveillance of just about everybody on Earth. It even swept in many of the planet’s leaders. Predictably, those in and around the American national-security apparatus are apoplectic. They had even lied about the extent of their cyberspying, so they were understandably furious that they had been caught. New York Republican Congressman Peter King often has been one of their faithful apologists on Capitol Hill. He called the media who have written and broadcast the stories “accomplices.” As soon as the latest honors were announced, King fired off a tweet: “Awarding the Pulitzer to Snowden enablers is a disgrace.” Snowden himself is a fugitive, hiding out in Russia. He faces probable charges that could land him in prison for life if he returned to the United States, at the very same time he’s in the running for a Nobel Prize. In London, The Guardian’s offices were raided by authorities, and the intimidation aimed at news organizations here to

try to stifle publication has been intense. And fortunately, unsuccessful. Don’t we claim to be a democracy that is chosen by an “informed electorate”? Don’t we need to know when the Bob Franken intelligence system secretly monitors so many aspects of our lives? Our top spies insist that it’s all necessary. They cite many cases in which only through use of their sweeps have they prevented acts of violent terrorism against the U.S. When pushed for details, they refuse, saying they can’t reveal names or tactics. Unfortunately for them, many of their accounts have come to light and are now exposed as gross exaggerations or outright fiction. How useful is this blanket intelligence when we learn that a large number of alQaida leaders just held a gathering in plain sight? We know this because they released a video. These are people who are marked for assassination by the CIA, but apparently our spies were entirely surprised about plans for the get-together. And let’s be honest, they weren’t able to prevent the Boston Marathon bombers, even with information well ahead of time about the perpetrators from the Russians. And somehow, Snowden was able to abscond with millions of files, stealing them

right under the noses of National Security Agency managers. So yes, it’s easy to understand why they and their minions are hacked off. To put it mildly, all the stories have raised questions about their competence and whether their programs have crossed way beyond the line that separates homeland security and homeland intrusiveness. We can thank The Washington Post, The Guardian and the other media who withstood heavy pressure to hold our leaders accountable. That is what we’re supposed to do. That is what we often don’t do anymore, focusing instead on cheap-shot politics, glitz, glamor and other mindless stories that spew out a lot of information, but don’t inform. These papers are upholding the tradition that in modern times has allowed us to know about the Pentagon Papers and Watergate, to name just a couple of massive disclosures that call our government into question. Of course, since then, we’ve been treated to one “Gate” after another as we apply the suffix to just about any scandal, real or contrived. In the process, we demean our role, which is to make sure we know what those we entrust with our country are doing with their powers. The Post and The Guardian deserve the Pulitzer recognition. And our thanks. Bob Franken is a longtime broadcast journalist, including 20 years at CNN.

Chicken Little climate ‘science’ The cult centered on “global warming” alarmism is getting hot under the collar. People seem to have stopped paying attention and polls show “climate change” barely registers on a list of voters’ concerns. This can only mean, as losing politicians like to say, that their message isn’t getting through. What to do? Why shout louder, of course. A recent story in The New York Times sought to help alarmists raise the decibel level: “The countries of the world have dragged their feet so long on global warming that the situation is now critical, experts appointed by the United Nations reported Sunday, and only an intensive worldwide push over the next 15 years can stave off potentially disastrous climatic changes later in the century.” I guess we had better get ready for climate Armageddon then because China, one of the world’s worst polluters, is not likely to comply. The Obama administration and liberal politicians in general seem to promote climate change fiction in order to gain even more dominance over our lives. Apparently controlling one-sixth of the economy through Obamacare isn’t enough for them. Most of the “reporting” on the subject is decidedly one-sided, including President Obama’s claim in his last State of the Union address that “The debate is settled. Climate change is a fact.” Science is never settled, or it wouldn’t be science. It is constantly testing, probing and searching for new information. That’s why science textbooks are regularly revised as new discoveries are made. The Times story was about a meeting of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate C

Change (IPCC) in Berlin. To read it one might think there is unanimity of opinion on the subject by panel members. Maybe that’s true of current members of the panel, but it is instructive to read Cal Thomas the comments by former IPCC member Richard Tol, who, among other things, is professor of the Economics of Climate Change, Institute for Environmental Studies and Department of Spatial Economics, Vrije Universiteit, Amsterdam. Professor Tol, writes Globalwarming. org, recently “accused the IPCC of being too alarmist about global warming and asked to have his name withdrawn from its recently released Working Group II report (WG2) on climate change impacts.” In a recent article for the Financial Times titled “Bogus prophecies of doom will not fix the climate,” Tol explains why, “Humans are a tough and adaptable species. People live on the equator and in the Arctic, in the desert and in the rainforest. We survived the ice ages with primitive technologies. The idea that climate change poses an existential threat to humankind is laughable.” German meteorologist Klaus-Eckart Puls goes further. He has written that contrary to the alarmists’ claims of melting polar ice caps and rising sea levels, the rise in sea levels has declined 34 percent over the last decade. His report, which analyzed satellite data from TOPEX and JASON-1 and JASON-2 missions studying global

ocean topography, concluded that the sea level rise has “slowed down significantly,” and that “...it should not be speculated on whether the deceleration in the rise is a trend or if it is only noise. What is certain is that there is neither a ‘dramatic’ rise, nor an ‘acceleration’. Conclusion: Climate models that project an acceleration over the last 20 years are wrong.” There are plenty of ways to check Puls’ conclusions, including www.climatedepot. com, which provides links to the papers and work of climatologists and other scientists who take a decidedly different position from that of the climate change crowd. Some note the pressure placed on them to conform to the “faith” in order to receive government subsidies and donations from foundations and wealthy individuals. Climate change is a fact? Don’t think so. The Washington Post’s Charles Krauthammer, writes, “If climate science is settled, why do its predictions keep changing? And how is it that the great physicist Freeman Dyson, who did some climate research in the late 1970s, thinks today’s climate-change Cassandras are hopelessly mistaken? ... Climate-change proponents have made their cause a matter of fealty and faith. For folks who pretend to be brave carriers of the scientific ethic, there’s more than a tinge of religion in their jeremiads.” Yet another reason not to trust climate change alarmists. Cal Thomas’ latest book is “What Works: Common Sense Solutions for a Stronger America” is available in bookstores now. Readers may email Cal Thomas at tcaeditors@tribune.com.

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information provided by the Legislative Finance Division and Buck Consultants indicates combined annual payments for the two systems starting at about $345 million in 2016 and slowly building to about $514 million in 2038. It calls for a final payment of about $490 million the following year. The information shows the Senate Finance approach extending payments by three years beyond Parnell’s plan, which called for annual payments of $500 million between the systems after the infusion, and costing slightly more — about $13 billion total for Parnell’s plan compared with about $13.3 billion under the committee approach. These are projections, not predictions, Buck and Legislative Finance Division Director David Teal have pointed out. Revenue Commissioner Angela Rodell told the committee earlier Saturday that the Parnell administration did not have any problems with the proposed changes. “We think that this works very well for PERS and TRS,” she said, referring to the acronyms for the two systems. Sen. Anna Fairclough, REagle River, said in an interview that she preferred paying more now and liked the flat, $500 million payments Parnell proposed. She said she looked at it like credit card debt: If you

only make the minimum payments, it will take longer to pay off the bill. But Fairclough said she understood the balancing act that the committee cochairs were trying to achieve, given the state’s budget considerations. On the floor, she called it a balanced approach and said bond rating agencies would be pleased with it. The teachers’ system has been in the danger zone in terms of the health of retirement systems, Teal has said. With the infusion and this approach, both pension plans would be “much healthier” than they are now, he said. A driving force behind the Senate Finance Committee’s approach was to improve the health of the pension systems while also lowering payment costs in the years ahead in light of other budget obligations and revenue concerns. It’s an effort — in the words of co-chair Pete Kelly, R-Fairbanks — to preserve reserves a little longer, though he noted that spending and revenue will greatly dictate what happens with the reserves. He said the vote represented the state putting $2 billion into teachers, a nod to the recent debate in the Capitol over public school funding. The House passed Parnell’s bill 38-2 on Thursday, after a previous proposal by the House Finance Committee to address the teachers’ system fell flat. It was expected that the Senate would try to craft a new version.

Court: State has duty to protect inmates

ANCHORAGE (AP) — A former prison inmate in Alaska can move forward with his lawsuit claiming the state Department of Corrections failed to protect him from another inmate, the Alaska Supreme Court ruled Friday. The state’s prison system has a duty to protect the lives and health of inmates in its custody, according to the opinion written by Chief Justice Dana Fabe. “We have not previously considered whether assaults by other inmates fall within the scope of a jailer’s duty to protect, but our precedents point in that direction, permitting liability even for intentional harmful acts, including assault by prison staff as well as suicide,” the opinion read.

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Education bill passes Senate Finance By BECKY BOHRER Associated Press

JUNEAU — The Senate Finance Committee advanced a broad-ranging education bill Saturday that adds more money to public education and raises the required local contribution for schools. The committee has proposed $100 million in extra funding for districts over the next three years, in addition to support for charter schools, residential schools, correspondence programs and other initiatives within House Bill 278. The $100 million for next year would include $25 million that had already been proposed in the budget. The funding — which would be included in the budget — would be distributed to districts outside the per-student funding formula, a sore spot with critics, including some parents, who believe

extra funding in the formula ensures it’s there and helps districts plan. But some lawmakers say the formula needs to be examined. The committee, in its rewrite of the bill, proposes a study of how the state funds education. Co-chairman Kevin Meyer, RAnchorage, has said the threeyear funding plan comes with the expectation it will take time to delve into the issue. A vote on the bill was pending, with the end of the 90-day session scheduled for Sunday. Whatever passes the Senate will have to be approved in the House, or the bill could go to a conference committee. Meyer said the legislation, which builds off the measure initially proposed by Gov. Sean Parnell, aims to give more choices in education, provide more resources and incentivize districts to do things differently.

The measure calls for a grant program to encourage innovative approaches to learning. It also includes provisions to allow students to test out of certain courses they’ve mastered, such as math, science and world languages, and to repeal the high school exit exam, replacing it with a college or career readiness test. It calls for funding to improve Internet service for schools with lower download speeds. It also borrows from a bill introduced by Sen. Mike Dunleavy as a companion to a proposed constitutional amendment that would allow public money to go to private or religious schools. It would allow for parents to use student allotments through public correspondence programs to buy materials and services from public, private or religious organizations if they are required for a course in a student’s individual learn-

ing plan, approved by a district and in line with state standards. The proposed constitutional amendment stalled for lack of support. HB 278 also raises the required local contribution level for schools and also allows for greater voluntary contributions by municipalities. Meyer said that speaks to a shared responsibility for schools. The measure removes provisions that would extend from three years to five years the time it takes for a teacher in larger communities to attain tenure. Gov. Sean Parnell offered praise for the plan. “With this legislation, not only will we increase funding for public schools, Alaska’s students will have more career and technical training opportunities, and more charter school opportunities,” he said in a statement.

Denali National Park road open to Mile 30 FAIRBANKS (AP) — In a sure sign of spring, and a perk to those living in Alaska, the only road into Denali National Park and Preserve was opened Friday to Mile 30. Officials say weather permitting, the road will remain open to that mile marker until May 20, when tour buses begin running for the summer. After that date, normal rules will apply, meaning the road will be closed to private vehicular traffic at Mile 15. In all, crews — aided by warm weather this spring — have cleared snow and ice off about two-thirds of the 92-mile road into the 6 million acre park located about 100 miles south of Fairbanks. Officials said that snow on

the road hasn’t been as deep this year, but crews are still running into drifts up to 16 feet deep. Authorities also said the biggest challenge this year has been removing an ice layer that formed during a January thaw. “Snow drifts, while smaller than in years past, were still present in their normal locations and take a bit of care when removing because of the ice lens beneath, to avoid damaging the road,” according to a web posting from the park service on Thursday. Those driving to Mile 30 can park at the Teklanika Rest Area, and then hike or bike on the road past that point. People are encouraged to call Denali National Park at 907683-9532 to check road and

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This April 4 photo released by the National Park Service shows the road going toward the Sable Pass in Alaska’s Denali National Park and Preserve.

weather conditions before driv- website: www.nps.gov/dena/ ing into the park. Road clearing spring-road-opening.htm. progress can be viewed at this

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Documents detail delayed GM recall By TOM KRISHER AP Auto Writer

DETROIT — General Motors waited years to recall nearly 335,000 Saturn Ions for power steering failures despite getting thousands of consumer complaints and more than 30,000 warranty repair claims, according to government documents released Saturday. The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, the government’s auto safety watchdog, also didn’t seek a recall of the compact car from the 2004 through 2007 model years even though it opened an investigation more than two years ago and found 12 crashes and two injuries caused by the problem. The documents, posted on the agency’s website, show yet another delay by GM in recalling unsafe vehicles and point to another example of government safety regulators reacting slowly to a safety problem despite being alerted by consumers and through warranty data submitted by the company. A recall can be initiated by an automaker or demanded by the government. Both GM and NHTSA have been criticized by safety advocates and lawmakers for their slow responses to a deadly ignition switch problem in 2.6 million GM small cars. GM admitted knowing about the problem for more than a decade, yet didn’t start recalling the cars until February. The company says it knows of 13 deaths in crashes linked to the ignition switches, but family members of crash victims say the number is much higher. The Ion was one of a

few GM cars included in a March 31 recall of 1.5 million vehicles worldwide to replace the power steering motors; the recall also covered some older Saturn Auras, Pontiac G6s and Chevrolet Malibus. If cars lose power steering, they can still be steered, but with much greater effort. Drivers can be surprised by the problem and lose control of the cars and crash. In a statement issued Saturday, GM admitted that it didn’t do enough to take care of the power steering problem. NHTSA closed its investigation into the Ion because GM had decided to recall the cars, according to the documents released Saturday. “This raises more troubling concerns about GM’s and NHTSA’s actions as well as questions about whether NHTSA has the capability to effectively do its job,” said Rep. Diana DeGette, D-Colo. “I intend to aggressively pursue these issues as our congressional investigation into GM and NHTSA continues.” DeGette was a ranking member of a House subcommittee that grilled GM CEO Mary Barra earlier this month during a hearing on the ignition switch problems. NHTSA said Saturday it was “actively working to bring this investigation to a resolution” when GM issued the recall. “Over the past ten years, NHTSA defect investigations resulted in 1,299 recalls involving more than 95 million vehicles and items of motor vehicle equipment, which has helped us reduce vehicle fatalities to historic, all-time lows,” the agency said in an emailed statement.

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Health care website flagged JULIE PACE Associated Press

WASHINGTON — People who have accounts on the enrollment website for President Barack Obama’s signature health care law are being told to change their passwords following an administration-wide review of the government’s vulnerability to the confounding Heartbleed Internet security flaw. Senior administration officials said there is no indication that the HealthCare.gov site has been compromised and the action is being taken out of an abundance of caution. The government’s Heartbleed review is ongoing, the officials said, and users of other websites may also be told to change their passwords in the coming days, including those with accounts on the popular WhiteHouse. gov petitions page. The Heartbleed programming flaw has caused major security concerns across the Internet and affected a widely used encryption technology that was designed to protect online accounts. Major Internet services have been working to insulate themselves against the problem and are also recommending that users change their website passwords. Officials said the administration was prioritizing its analysis of websites with heavy traffic and the most sensitive user information. A message that will be posted on the health care website starting Saturday reads: “While there’s no indication that any personal information has ever been at risk, we have taken steps to address Heartbleed issues and reset consumers’ passwords out of an abundance of caution.”

(AP Photo/Jon Elswick, File)

This Wednesday, Nov. 27, 2013, file photo, taken in Washington, shows part of the HealthCare. gov website page featuring information about the SHOP Marketplace. The HealthCare.gov site has been compromised and the action is being taken out of an abundance of caution.

The health care website became a prime target for critics of the Obamacare law last fall when the opening of the insurance enrollment period revealed widespread flaws in the online system. Critics have also raised concerns about potential security vulnerabilities on a site where users input large amounts of personal data. The website troubles were largely fixed during the second month of enrollment and sign-ups ultimately surpassed initial expectations. Obama announced this week that about 8 million people had enrolled in the insurance plans. The full extent of the damage caused by the Heartbleed is unknown. The security hole exists on a vast number of the Internet’s Web servers and went

undetected for more than two years. Although it’s conceivable that the flaw was never discovered by hackers, it’s difficult to tell. The White House has said the federal government was not aware of the Heartbleed vulnerability until it was made public in a private sector cybersecurity report earlier this month. The federal government relies on the encryption technology that is impacted — OpenSSL — to protect the privacy of users of government websites and other online services. The Homeland Security Department has been leading the review of the government’s

potential vulnerabilities. The Internal Revenue Service, a widely used website with massive amounts of personal data on Americans, has already said it was not impacted by Heartbleed. “We will continue to focus on this issue until government agencies have mitigated the vulnerability in their systems,” Phyllis Schneck, DHS deputy undersecretary for cybersecurity and communications, wrote in a blog post on the agenda website. “And we will continue to adapt our response if we learn about additional issues created by the vulnerability.”

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Around the Nation Police raid LA Times building after threat LOS ANGELES — A man suspected of making threatening statements about a shooting and forcing the lockdown of the Los Angeles Times building was being held Saturday for a mental health evaluation, police said. A psychologist requested a 72-hour hold for the 28-year-old man at a hospital after he was detained Friday night, Sgt. Keith Green said. The sergeant didn’t identify the man. The man works at a call center that rents office space in the Times building. Officer Norma Eisenman told the newspaper that after he was reprimanded by his supervisor, he gave her a pillowcase containing ammunition and told her: “I’m not afraid to shoot people, but I don’t want to go to jail.” He also told his supervisor that he was depressed and that he carried a weapon because he felt bullied at work, Eisenman said. Green said officers seized the ammunition and determined it belonged to the man. The Times building is across the street from Los Angeles Police Department headquarters. Officers quickly searched the building and found no weapon inside.

Landslide devouring part of Wyoming town JACKSON, Wyo. — No one can say precisely when the mountainside collapsing into this Wyoming resort town will give way. But it appears increasingly likely that when it does, it’s going to take a piece of Jackson with it. Workers and residents have watched helplessly in recent days as the slow-motion landslide spanning hundreds of yards split a house in two and inched ever closer to a cluster of businesses below. Standing at the edge of the slide zone, its rocky slope rising sharply behind him, Jackson Fire Chief Willy Watsabaugh said the rate of movement slowed Saturday, giving crews a chance to get back in and reassess the damage.

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old Ashton Perry at a day care in North Stonington on Feb. 26, 2013, and was supposed to take them home for a birthday party Body by highway is missing Mass. boy but instead drove to a nearby lake where they were found shot WORCESTER, Mass. — The body of a small boy apparently to death after a frantic search. cast off the side of a highway has been confirmed as a missing 5-year-old, authorities said Saturday. Kansas man charged for highway shooting The body found Friday off Interstate 190 has been positively KANSAS CITY, Mo. — After nearly a month of reports of identified as Jeremiah Oliver, Worcester County District Attorney Joseph D. Early Jr. said. No charges were immediately an- gunshots being fired at vehicles and more than 100 tips, authorities announced charges Friday against a Kansas City-area man nounced related to Jeremiah’s death. He was last seen by relatives in September but wasn’t re- suspected in connection with about a dozen highway shootings ported missing until December. Authorities had said they feared that wounded three people. Jackson County prosecutor Jean Peters Baker said at a news the Fitchburg boy was dead. Early said in a statement Saturday that the autopsy report is conference that 27-year-old Mohammed Whitaker, of Grandview, has been charged with 18 felony counts and was being not complete. The investigation is continuing, he said. “It appears to be a homicide,” the prosecutor said at a news held on $1 million cash bail. Baker said Whitaker, who had been under surveillance by police for about a week before his arrest, conference Friday. Early said the body was found at about 9 a.m. Friday by a was charged with two counts of shooting into a motor vehicle police search team about 40 feet off I-190 near Sterling, which and injuring a person, seven counts of shooting into a motor is about 12 miles from Fitchburg. He said it was wrapped in vehicle and nine counts of armed criminal action. “This has impacted all of us, each side of State Line, each blanket-like material and packed in material that resembled a side of the river,” Baker said. “It’s been something that’s been suitcase. He would not say what led authorities to the location or how at the hearts and thoughts of all us since the day this case first long the body may have been there. He said the site is near an broke. area that is regularly mowed on the side of the highway but would not have been visible to passing cars. Man attacks Sikh, charged with hate crime

Vengeful note left in two children’s murder HARTFORD, Conn. — A woman who shot and killed her two young grandsons before committing suicide last year left a note to the boys’ parents saying they did not deserve to have the children, according to a police report. The report, obtained by The Associated Press through a Freedom of Information request, suggests a possible motive for the first time and sheds new light on her mental health problems: The grandmother, Debra Denison, had a history of conflict with the boys’ mother and had attempted suicide a half dozen times before. Denison, 47, picked up 2-year-old Alton Perry and 6-month-

NEW YORK — A man police say pulled the beard of a Sikh professor last year in New York City has been charged with a hate crime. Christian Morales was charged Saturday with aggravated harassment in the September attack of Columbia University professor Prabhjot Singh (PRUHB’-joht sihng) in upper Manhattan. A phone number for Morales is out of service. It’s unclear if he has an attorney. Singh has said a group of young men called him “Osama” and a “terrorist” before one grabbed his beard and others beat him. He suffered a fractured jaw. — The Associated Press

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Avalanche on Everest deadliest yet BINAJ GURUBACHARYA Associated Press

KATMANDU, Nepal — The rescuers moved quickly, minutes after the first block of ice tore loose from Mount Everest and started an avalanche that roared down the mountain, ripping through teams of guides hauling gear. But they couldn’t get there quickly enough. No one can move that fast. Not even the people who have spent their lives in Everest’s shadow, and who have spent years working on the world’s highest peak. By Saturday evening, the bodies of 13 Sherpa guides had been taken from the mountain. Three more were missing, though few held out hope they were still alive, 36 hours after Friday’s avalanche. Four survivors had been flown to hospitals in Katmandu, Nepal’s capital, where they were in stable condition. It was the deadliest disaster ever on Mount Everest. For the Sherpas, the once-

obscure mountain people whose name has become synonymous with Everest, and whose entire culture has been changed by decades of working as guides and porters for wealthy foreigners, it was a brutal reminder of the risks they face. Many gathered Saturday at the Boudha Monastery in Katmandu, where prayers were said for the dead. “The mountains are a death trap,” said Norbu Tshering, a 50-year-old Sherpa and mountain guide who now lives mostly in Katmandu. With his white hair and dark, wrinkled skin, he looked far older than his age. In hands roughened by years of tough work, he worked a string of Buddhist prayer beads. “But we have no other work, and most of our people take up this profession, which has now become a tradition for all of us,” he said. The avalanche happened early Friday morning at about 5,800 meters (19,000 feet), as Sherpa guides were hauling gear

through the Khumbu icefall, a treacherous terrain of crevasses and enormous chunks of ice. The men were near an area known to climbers as the “popcorn field,” because if its bulging ice, when an enormous piece broke away from a high glacier and came tumbling down the mountain, setting off an avalanche of ice, according to the website of International Mountain Guides, an Ashford, Washington-based company that had a team that witnessed the disaster. Nepalese tourism officials said the guides had been fixing ropes — using clamps and special screws to attach miles of nylon cord used by the streams of climbers who begin heading for the summit this time of year. But guiding companies said the ropes had already been laid down, and the Sherpas were carrying loads of tents, oxygen tanks and other gear to the higher camps used by climbers as they approach the summit. Special teams — known on Everest as the icefall doctors —

had also already been through the Khumbu, fixing lines and rigging aluminum ladders over crevasses. They were quickly called back after the avalanche to start building a new path, though climbing had been halted for at least a couple of days. International Mountain Guides said on its website that many climbers had been pleased by the icefall doctors’ work this year, since lines had been fixed in an area “that is normally not so exposed to the frequent slides.” When the avalanche hit, dozens of climbers and guides raced from the base camp — the minicity of nylon and prayer flags and nightly parties built every year for its hundreds of temporary residents — in search of survivors, said Prakash Adhikari

of the Himalayan Rescue Association, which has a medical team at the camp. But while the icefall is barely 500 meters (547 yards) higher than base camp, it can easily take a couple of hours to reach the popcorn field, even for the strongest climbers. It’s unclear whether any of the dead could have been saved, even with immediate rescue. Many probably died instantly, hit by blocks of ice that can easily be larger than a car. A day after the disaster, many Sherpa guides spoke of their work in ways that reflect the complexities of poor people working in a deeply hazardous place. The work is dangerous — a year rarely passes without at least one death on Everest —

but the Sherpas, who were once among the poorest and most isolated people of Nepal, also now have schools, cellphones and their own middle class. All that is the result of the economy of Mount Everest, which brings tens of millions of dollars to Nepal every year. “We have no problem with what we do. It is a job which helps feed our families, sends our children to school,” Dawa Dorje, 28, a mountain guide from Everest’s foothills, said in Katmandu, where he was picking up equipment for clients. “We make more money than most of the people in the country. If the foreigners did not come, then we would be out of a job. They need us and we need them — it is a win-win situation,” he said.

Gabriel Garcia Marqeuz Dies E. EDUARDO CASTILLO Associated Press

MEXICO CITY (AP) — His death mourned around the globe, Gabriel Garcia Marquez is being hailed as a giant of modern literature, a writer of intoxicating novels and short stories that illuminated Latin America’s passions, superstition, violence and social inequality. Widely considered the most popular Spanish-language writer since Miguel de Cervantes in the 17th century, the Colombian-born Nobel laureate achieved literary celebrity that spawned comparisons to Mark Twain and Charles Dickens. He died at his home in Mexico City on Thursday afternoon at age 87. His flamboyant and melancholy fictional works — among them “Chronicle of a Death Foretold,” ‘’Love in the Time of Cholera” and “The Autumn of the Patriarch” — outsold everything published in Spanish except the Bible. The epic 1967 novel “One Hundred Years of Solitude” sold more than 50 million copies in more than 25 languages. His stories made him literature’s best-known practitioner of magical realism, the fictional blending of the everyday with fantastical elements such as a boy born with a pig’s tail and a man trailed by a cloud of

yellow butterflies. “A thousand years of solitude and sadness because of the death of the greatest Colombian of all time!” Colombian President Juan Manuel Santos said on Twitter. Spanish Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy wrote in a tweet, “Affection and admiration for the essential and universal writer of Spanish literature in the second half of the twentieth century.” The first sentence of “One Hundred Years of Solitude” has become one of the most famous opening lines of all time: “Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendia was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.” Biographer Gerald Martin told The Associated Press that the novel was the first in which “Latin Americans recognized themselves, that defined them, celebrated their passion, their intensity, their spirituality and superstition, their grand propensity for failure.” The writer’s family planned a private ceremony to mark his passing and said his body would be cremated. Mexico’s government scheduled a public memorial for Monday in the art deco Palace of Fine Arts in the capital’s historic center. Colombia’s ambassador to

Mexico, Jose Gabriel Ortiz, suggested to reporters that the author’s ashes could be divided between Mexico and Colombia but there was no official confirmation that the family has agreed to the idea. “There will be a portion (of the ashes) in Mexico, of course, and I would like to think that another portion could be taken later to Colombia,” he said. “We Colombians would like to do that tribute, to have part of his ashes resting over there.” When he accepted the Nobel prize for literature in 1982, Garcia Marquez described Latin America as a “source of insatiable creativity, full of sorrow and beauty, of which this roving and nostalgic Colombian is but one cipher more, singled out by fortune.” “Poets and beggars, musicians and prophets, warriors and scoundrels, all creatures of that unbridled reality, we have had to ask but little of imagination, for our crucial problem has been a lack of conventional means to render our lives believable,” he added. Like many Latin American writers, he transcended the world of letters. Widely known as “Gabo,” he became a hero to the left as an early ally of Cuban leader Fidel Castro and a critic of Washington’s violent interventions

from Vietnam to Chile. Garcia Marquez, among writers such as Norman Mailer and Tom Wolfe, was also an early practitioner of literary nonfiction now known as New Journalism. He became an elder statesman of Latin American journalism, with magisterial works of nonfiction that included the “Story of A Shipwrecked Sailor,” the tale of a seaman lost on a life raft for 10 days. Other nonfiction pieces profiled Venezuela’s larger-thanlife president, Hugo Chavez, and vividly portrayed how cocaine traffickers led by Pablo Escobar shredded the social and moral fabric of the writer’s native Colombia. In 1994, he founded the Iberoamerican Foundation for New Journalism, which offers training and competitions to raise the standard of narrative and investigative journalism across Latin America. “The world has lost one of its greatest visionary writers — and one of my favorites from the time I was young,” U.S. President Barack Obama said.

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Around the World Costa Rican celebrity after certified miracle TRES RIOS, Costa Rica (AP) — On a warm spring day, Floribeth Mora was in her bed waiting to die from a seemingly inoperable brain aneurysm when her gaze fell upon a photograph of Pope John Paul II in a newspaper. “Stand up,” Mora recalls the image of the pope saying to her. “Don’t be afraid.” Mora, her doctors and the Catholic Church say her aneurysm disappeared that day in a miracle that cleared the way for the late pope to be declared a saint on April 27 in a ceremony at the Vatican where Mora will be a guest of honor. For Mora, the church-certified miracle was only the start of her metamorphosis from an ill and desperate woman into an adored symbol of faith for thousands of Costa Ricans and Catholics around the world.

Search for missing jet finished in one week PERTH, Australia (AP) — A robotic submarine looking for the missing Malaysia Airlines plane continued to dive Sunday after completing about half of its search on the bottom of the Indian Ocean with no luck, prompting an official to express the urgent need to find something that can help solve the mysterious disappearance six weeks ago. The Bluefin 21 unmanned sub began its eighth trip into the depths off the coast of western Australia. Its search area forms a 10-kilometer (6.2-mile) circle around the location of an underwater signal that was believed to have come from the aircraft’s black boxes before their batteries died. The sonar scan of the seafloor in that area is expected to be completed in five to seven days, the search center said.

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6:57 a.m. (19.2) 8:13 p.m. (16.8)

1:21 a.m. (3.2) 1:58 p.m. (-0.6)

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12:17 a.m. (3.2) 12:54 p.m. (-0.6)

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11:51 a.m. (-0.8) 11:59 p.m. (3.3)

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61/34/pc 61/48/pc 75/48/t 55/46/sh 63/51/r 68/34/pc 79/47/pc 68/39/pc 66/35/s 77/52/pc 67/38/s 75/43/s 63/37/pc 52/33/s 70/25/s 63/59/r 71/45/pc 52/47/r 66/37/pc 63/42/pc 70/47/s

62/35/s 74/53/pc 74/51/pc 67/40/pc 72/49/pc 56/36/pc 81/61/pc 63/39/pc 66/39/s 75/51/pc 75/38/s 64/45/s 53/38/pc 65/43/s 68/32/s 68/50/r 76/43/s 67/42/pc 75/51/pc 66/38/t 75/50/s

High ............................................... 50 Low ................................................ 32 Normal high .................................. 47 Normal low .................................... 29 Record high ........................ 57 (1965) Record low ........................... 1 (1972)

Kenai/ Soldotna 53/32 Seward 50/37 Homer 52/36

Precipitation

From the Peninsula Clarion in Kenai

24 hours through 4 p.m. yest. Trace Month to date ........................... 0.28" Normal month to date ............. 0.35" Year to date .............................. 2.91" Normal year to date ................. 2.83" Record today ................. 0.79" (1970) Record for April ............ 2.21" (1955) Record for year ............ 27.09" (1963)

Anchorage 52/36

Bethel 46/31

Valdez Kenai/ 50/32 Soldotna Homer

Dillingham 49/33

Juneau 54/36

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Kodiak 45/36

Sitka 49/39

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92 at Palm Springs, Calif. 16 at Stanley,

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Cold Bay 42/32

Ketchikan 48/37

59 at Skagway -11 at Wainwright

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A dry Easter Sunday is shaping up from the Northeast to the Gulf Coast, while the Southeast coast remains dreary. Thunderstorms, some severe in the south, will rattle the Plains.

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Fairbanks 53/28

Talkeetna 53/29 Glennallen 47/19

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Nikiski boys top Hawks Houston earns shutout against Bulldogs in girls game By JEREMIAH BARTZ Frontiersman.com

Photo by Jeremiah Bartz/Mat-Su Valley Frontiersman

Houston’s Aaron Drake battles Nikiski’s Nathan Carstens for the ball during the Bulldogs’ 4-0 win over the Hawks on Friday at Houston High School.

HOUSTON — The Nikiski Bulldogs would probably be surprised to learn Houston goalkeeper Sage Stirling is entering just his second season in his team’s net. As the Bulldogs steadily attacked the Houston end, Stirling swallowed shots, knocked others above the crossbar, and put more back into play. On one series alone, Stirling made four consecutive saves to keep the Hawks within striking distance. Nikiski did walk off Houston High’s new turf field Friday afternoon with the 3-0 win. But the Bulldogs needed a barrage of shots to beat Stirling and

the Hawks. “I thought he did an outstanding job. One time, I think he made four saves on one shot. It was awesome,” Nikiski head coach Jim Coburn said. “He did a nice job today.” Houston head coach Brian Cook was thrilled with the work of his junior keeper. “He’s phenomenal when he’s on his game. He was outstanding today,” Cook said of Stirling. “When he’s on his game he knows where balls are going, he’s reading people, reading shots.” Nikiski was able to take advantage of the aggressive Stirling early in the match. During the 13th minute, as Nikiski captain Christian Riddall

chased a through ball from the midfield, Stirling left the box to challenge. Stirling missed a dive at the ball, and once the ball got away, Riddall was able to tap in an easy shot for a score. Nikiski scored twice during a fourminute span in the second half, but both shots were difficult to contest. During the 50th minute, Michael Stangel sent a high arcing shot from outside the 35-yard-line. Stangel managed to tuck his shot just underneath the crossbar, but right above the fingertips of Stirling. Four minutes later, Garrett Feller converted a penalty kick to give the Bulldogs the 3-0 lead. “It was a bit of a frustrating game See KICK, page B-4

Breakup blast

Racers learn to love ice-filled mud puddles By JOEY KLECKA Peninsula Clarion

A ragtag group of competitors toed the starting line Saturday morning at the Tsalteshi Trails Wolverine trailhead for the Choose Your Weapon 10-kilometer race, uncertain of what lay ahead. One thing that was certain was that it was going to be unusual, since it was being organized by Mike Crawford. The Choose Your Weapon made use of the trails at quite possibly the worst time of the year, when lingering snow combined with the dirt path to create a quagmire of a course. Racers had the option of using any mode of transportation — as long as it was human-powered. As it was, there were two groups of racers — cyclists and runners. Crawford, who has a knack for creating interesting and varying race courses on the Tsalteshi Trails, manned the area around the trailhead that served as the start and finish line. Cyclist Scott Summers of Kenai took the overall victory in a time of 37 minutes, 19 seconds, leading the pack on his oversized tires that no doubt helped him to overcome mud pits and puddles hidden away with ice. “I thought it was going to be pretty sloppy and hard to ride, but it was actually pretty fun to ride,” Summers said. The Kenai resident joined in with the accounts of many of the large meltwater puddles throughout the course, which made for a number of interesting traverses. One particular

Carly Reimer runs over miles of ice and mud on Wolverine trail at Tsalteshi Trails.

water hazard that racers had to contend with on the Wolverine loop saw runners dashing around the edges and bikers plowing straight through. “I took a swim over the handlebars over one puddle,” Summers said. “I thought I’d go the same way (on the second lap) I went the first time. That was a mistake.”

He wasn’t the only racer to make that error. Apparently, the puddle increased in size the second time through due to the volume of competitors splashing through. Fortunately for Summers, he sported fat trail-riding tires Photos by Kelly Sullivan/ Peninsula Clarion that allowed him to get through the muck, while others had to Doug Armstrong rides downhill into a muddy pool of melting ice on the Wolverine trail on SaturSee RUN, page B-4 day at Tsalteshi Trails during the Choose Your Weapon 10K.

Baseball squads want Sitka trip State tournament will be held in Southeast this season coaches are thinking about is Jones will likely be stationed getting outside for a game of at second or third base, accordball. Here’s what the audience ing to Kennedy. The remaining seniors all Rejoice, Kenai Peninsula can expect: bring limited baseball experibaseball fanatics. The crack of ence, but all are verified atha baseball glancing off a bat KENAI KARDINALS letes. Nate O’Lena and Ellery will soon be heard in local ballA number of seniors de- Steffensen could be useful inparks. The first pitch of the high parted from last year’s group, fielders, according to Kennedy, school season will be thrown in which has had head coach John while Isaac Mese and Sam less than a week, and the three Kennedy scrambling to decide Combs should do well in the Peninsula teams in the North- who among this year’s crop batting lineup. “It’s a tough sport to learn in ern Lights Conference will will go where. Hector Rivera, Tay Harling, a hurry, it takes awhile,” Kencommence their chase of a state Ethan Oliver and Luke Short nedy said. “If they work hard, berth. Two state tournament bids all are gone, and with them the we’ll find someplace to go. I can put them in a position to get come from the Northern Lights bulk of Kenai’s pitching. “We have numbers, but we’ll them there, and they can do the Conference, and last year, none of the Peninsula teams made it. see what happens when finals rest. It’ll definitely be a team Those tickets went to Kodiak and eligibility hit,” Kennedy game this year.” said. “We have about 35 guys Last year, the Kardinals went and Colony. If local teams wish to make out right now, and only three or 6-3 in the conference and in the an appearance at state, they will four of them have played a lot, league to earn the second seed once again have to dig deep so the rest are kind of inexperi- from the Southern Division. Ultimately, they lost to Kodiak against the Bears and Knights. enced.” The two returning Kenai in the NLC tournament secondThey will also have to dig deep seniors are Dallas Pierren and place game. in their pockets. “We were two runs from goThis year will bring a change Miles Jones, and both bring ing to state two years in a row, in venue for the state tourna- pitching experience. “Dallas is my best player so our goal will be to get back ment. Moller Park in Sitka will be the place to be on the week- from last year as far as con- there,” Kennedy said. “It’s a end of June 5-7, meaning teams sistency,” Kennedy said. “He’s frustrating thing for us, because earning a state slot will have to going to be a workhorse, and we just don’t know how we’ll scrounge up the change to trav- Miles has some pitching but look until we play those teams. will also get some time in the Hopefully in next three weeks el to Southeast Alaska. See SITKA, page B-3 But for now, all players and infield.” By JOEY KLECKA Peninsula Clarion

Early melt aids softball squads By JOEY KLECKA Peninsula Clarion

In less than a week, high school girls softball teams will be ready to hit the diamond and get the 2014 season underway, and this year, opening day looks as likely as ever with the recent run of dry, warm weather. Ballfields are not as simple to compete on as soccer pitches and running tracks. The infield dirt and outfield grass need to be worked into playable condition before an event can take place. It’s not as easy as just waiting for the snow to disappear. Luckily, most diamonds on the Peninsula are nearly there, which means all that’s left to do is play some ball. In Alaska small-schools competition, only two teams from the Northern Lights Conference qualify to state, which means Soldotna, Kenai, Skyview and Homer in the Southern Division will be needing a fast start to be in contention. There is no conference tournament, as teams make the trip based on their regular-season conference record. C

S eason P review While the Northern Lights Conference is not changing, other regions are. The Mid-Alaska Conference, which includes Fairbanks area teams, is losing one of its two state bids this season, while the Southeast Conference, which harbors some of the powerhouse teams like Sitka and Ketchikan, is gaining a state bid to increase its total to three. In addition to the state berths change, Juneau-Douglas is dropping down from the large-schools ranks to the small-schools Southeast Conference. Last year, Homer established itself as the top team with a 9-1 NLC record, while Kodiak earned the second state berth by finishing with an 8-2 record. The big question for teams statewide will be whether Sitka — which has won four straight state championships — can continue its dominance in the small-schools

state tournament. “One of the things that I saw when we visited (Sitka) last year was that they were mad a soccer program was being started there,” said Homer coach Bill Bell, who realized that without a soccer program in the spring, Sitka was able to draw in many more girls to the softball team. “That made it clear to me why they were so strong.” The Skyview Invitational tournament that was originally scheduled for this weekend had to be canceled due to the condition of the ballfields. The following is a closer look at each Peninsula team: HOMER MARINERS Coach Bill Bell can usually rely on bringing a stout team to state — he’s done so for 12 of the last 13 years. The Mariners racked up a 15-6 record last year en route to their fourth straight NLC regular season title, which punched their ticket to state for a fifth consecutive year. After finishing second to Sitka in 2012, Homer harbored hopes of finally winSee MELT, page B-4

B-2 Peninsula Clarion, Sunday, April 20, 2014

SoHi girls, Kenai boys win Homer Invitational Kenai distance runners Jonah Theisen, Ostrander sweep 800, 1,600, 3,200 Staff report

The Kenai Central boys and Soldotna girls won team titles at the Homer Invitational, held Friday and Saturday at Homer High School. The Kards scored 128 points for the win. Anchorage Christian Schools was second with 97, while Wasilla was third with 96. On the girls side, the 111 points for the Stars put them over the top. Kenai was second with 81, while ACS and Wasilla tied for third with 69. The Kenai boys were led to the win by a dominant distance effort from Jonah Theisen, who won the 800, 1,600 and 3,200 meters. In the 800, Theisen crossed the line at 2 minutes, 2.35 seconds, just .13 better than runner-up Micah Hilbish of Skyview. In the 1,600, Theisen ran 4:27.93, a new best for the state. His brother, Jordan, was just .05 behind. Then in the 3,200, Jonah won at 9:49.10, while Jordan was at 9:51.97. The Kardinals also got a victory in the shot put from Mason Lloyd. His winning throw was 40 feet, 10 inches. Nikiski’s Seth Carstens was the other multiple individual event winner from the Peninsula. Carstens won the high jump at 5—8 and long jump at 19—2 3-4. Tim Duke won the triple jump for Skyview in 41—4 1-2 for a new state best. The Panthers also claimed a victory in the 3,200-meter relay. Logan Hemphill, Brenner Musgrave, Daniel Shuler and Colton Yancey turned in a

time of 8:52.95. Connor Seay had the lone victory for the hosts, taking the 300 hurdles in 43.50. In the race for the girls team title, Kenai had four individual victories to Soldotna’s one, but the Stars were able to prevail with depth. Makayla Wong had the lone individual win for the Stars, tossing the discus 109—8. That is the best toss in the state thus far this season. Soldotna also picked up a win in the 1,600 relay, with Daisy Nelson, Lindsey Wong, Olivia Hutchings and Dani McCormick teaming for a 4:21.88. Kenai was led by Allie Ostrander, who kept right on trucking after proving she is one of the best distance runners in the country last weekend in California. Ostrander won the 800 in 2:18.47; the 1,600 in 4:55.32 for a new state best and the 3,200 in 10:19.17, which didn’t better her previous state best. State records can only be set at the state meet. The record in the 3,200 is 10:37.7, while the 1,600 record is 4:55.89. There also is a 4:55.3 handtimed, converted mile on the books. Also for the Kards, Kiana Harding took the high jump at 4—6. Skyview got a win from Hayley Ramsell in the triple jump. Her winning leap was 30—1-2. The Panthers also won the 400 and 800 relays. In the 400, Kaylee Fisher, Heather Tolliver, Ramsell and Carajean Gibbons ran 54.59, while in the 800 Sabrina Hames, Jessie McNa-

mara, Haille Landess and Ramsell ran 1:54.87. Arianne Parrish won the long jump for Nikiski at 15—2 3-4. And Tayla Cabana got a victory for Homer by running the 100 hurdles in 16.86. Homer Invitational Friday, Saturday at Homer High School BOYS Team scores: 1. Kenai Central, 128; 2. ACS, 97; 3. Wasilla, 96; 4. Nikiski, 73; 5. Palmer, 56; 6. Homer, 51; 7. Skyview, 44; 8. Soldotna, 28; 9. Valdez, 26; 10. Glennallen, 25; 11. Grace Christian, 18; 12. Cook Inlet Academy, 4; 13. Ninilchik, 1. 100-meter dash — 1. Eric Johnson, Gra, 11.57 seconds; 2. Jordan Sondergaard, Gle, 11.76; 3. Keefe McIntosh, Val, 11.80; 4. Vincent Aumavae, Pal, 11.85; 5. Josh Jackman, Ken, 11.93; 6. Mosiah Renk, Was, 11.95. 200 — 1. Josh Jackman, Ken, 23.48; 2. Jordan Sondergaard, Gle, 23.86; 3. Eric Johnson, Gra, 23.88; 4. Michael Todd, ACS, 24.10; 5. Keefe McIntosh, Val, 24.33; 6. Aaron Miller, Gle, 24.61. 400 — 1. Michael Todd, ACS, 52.74; 2. Aaron Miller, Gle, 53.33; 3. Justin Gentz, Was, 55.34; 4. Preston Weeks, Sol, 56.09; 5. Josh Wolfe, Was, 56.45; 6. Uri Simmers, ACS, 56.86. 800 — 1. Jonah Theisen, Ken, 2:02.35; 2. Micah Hilbish, Sky, 2:02:48; 3. Jordan Theisen, Ken, 2:03.70; 4. Pedro Ochoa, Hom, 2:06.99; 5. Travis Cooper, Ken, 2:08.20; 6. Colton Pulver, Was, 2:08.57. 1,600 — 1. Jonah Theisen, Ken, 4:27.93; 2. Jordan Theisen, Ken, 4:27.98; 3. Pedro Ochoa, Hom, 4:43.50; 4. Colton Pulver, Was, 4:44.35; 5. Ivan David Isaacs, Gra, 4:54.04; 6. Travis Cooper, Ken, 4:55.54. 3,200 — 1. Jonah Theisen, Ken, 9:49.10; 2. Jordan Theisen, Ken, 9:51.97; 3. Pedro Ochoa, Hom, 10:02.56; 4. Ty Marshall, Was, 10:33.69; 5. Colton Pulver, Was, 10:40.36; 6. Daniel Shuler, Sky, 11:03.15. 110 hurdles — 1. Brady Southwick, Pal, 16.73; 2. Kenneth Frick, Was, 19.25; 3. Caleb Drumm, Was, 19.54; 4. Ryan Toney, Sol, 19.92; 5. Wyatt Monear, Was, 20.00; 6. Sam Mireles, Nin, 20.09. 300 hurdles — 1. Connor Seay, Hom, 43.50; 2. Matt Thomas, Was, 43.58; 3. Brady Southwick, Pal, 45.65; 4. Kenneth Frick, Was, 45.87; 5. Noah Leaf, CIA, 46.87; 6. Daniel Reynolds, ACS, 47.95.

400 relay — 1. Palmer (Daniels, Spatz, Layton, Doty), 47.48; 2. Wasilla, 47.64; 3. Glennallen, 48.27; 4. Homer, 48.73; 5. Kenai, 49.02; 6. Nikiski, 49.35. 800 relay — 1. Palmer (Doty, Layton, Daniels, Spatz), 1:39.73; 2. Homer, 1:42.19; 3. Skyview, 1:45.37; 4. Valdez, 1:48.09; 5. CIA, 1:49.03. 1,600 relay — 1. ACS (N. Simmers, Lopez, U. Simmers, Todd), 3:39.41; 2. Kenai, 3:47.41; 3. Palmer, 3:48.50; 4. Wasilla, 3:48.55; 5. Skyview, 3:54.59; 6. Homer, 4:00.06. 3,200 relay — 1. Skyview (Hemphill, Musgrave, Shuler, Yancey), 8:52.95; 2. ACS, 9:23.02; 3. Homer, 9:59.97; 4. Soldotna, 10:32.00. Shot put — 1. Mason Lloyd, Ken, 40 feet, 10 inches; 2. Asa Quimby, Nik, 39—7; 3. Randy Kohutek, ACS, 39—1 1/2; 4. Brian Peters, ACS, 39—1; 5. Tom Randall, Ken, 38—11; 6. Dalton Best, Sol, 38—10. Discus — 1. Nate Simmers, ACS, 129—1; 2. Marchall Comer, Was, 124—11; 3. Adam O’Guinn, Sky, 113— 5; 4. Luke Johnson, Nik, 113—3; 5. Daniel Reynolds, ACS, 111—10; 6. Tom Randall, Ken, 108—10. High jump — 1. Seth Carstens, Nik, 5—8; 2. Patrick Stanton, Val, 5—6; 3. Luke Johnson, Nik, 5—6; 4. Isaac Fife, Was, 5—4; 5. Brady Southwick, Pal, 5—2; 6. Dawson Bauman, Valdez, 5—0. Long jump — 1. Seth Carstens, Nik, 19—2 3-4; 2. Nate Simmers, ACS, 19—1 1-4; 3. Caleb Wolfe, Was, 18—2 3-4; 4. Josh Jackman, Ken, 18—1; 5. Drew Gibbs, Sol, 18—3-4; 6. Vincent Aumavae, Pal, 18—1-4. Triple jump — 1. Tim Duke, Sky, 41—4 1-2; 2. Nate Simmers, ACS, 40—8 3-4; 3. Preston Weeks, Sol, 38—9 1-2; 4. Drew Gibbs, Sol, 37—9 1-2; 5. Matt Thomas, Was, 36—11 3-4; 6. Uri Simmers, ACS, 36—7 1-4. GIRLS Team scores: 1. Soldotna, 111; 2. Kenai Central, 81; 3 (tie). ACS, Wasilla, 69; 5. Homer, 47; 6 (tie). Grace, Skyview, 46; 8. Glennallen, 41; 9. Palmer, 39; 10. Valdez, 38; 11. Nikiski, 30. 100 — 1. Tanner Ealum, ACS, 12.58; 2. Kaylee Fisher, Sky, 13.40; 3. Daisy Nelson, Sol, 13.41; 4. Christina Ellis, Gra, 13.56; 5. Kerry Ross, Nik, 13.60; 6. Angie Cardoza, Hom, 13.78. 200 — 1. Tanner Ealum, ACS, 26.11; 2. Jodi Davis, Gra, 27.84; 3. Sarah Newton, Gra, 28.18; 4. Daisy Nelson, Sol, 28.19; 5. Kaylee Fisher, Sky, 28.46; 6. Lindsey Wong, Sol, 28.54. 400 — 1. Tanner Ealum, ACS, 59.13; 2. Daisy Nelson, Sol, 1:02.70; 3. Dani McCormick, Sol, 1:03.36; 4. Aurora Waclawski, Hom, 1:04.46; 5. Ziza Shemet Pitcher, Hom, 1:04.81; 6. Hannah Heinbaugh, Gle, 1:04.98. 800 — 1. Allie Ostrander, Ken, 2:18.47; 2. Olivia Hutchings, Sol, 2:25.46; 3. Dani McCormick, Sol,

2:27.83; 4. Mariah Burroughs, Was, 2:29.06; 5. Hannah Heinbaugh, Gle, 2:33.43; 6. Sadie Fox, Sol, 2:33.62. 1,600 — 1. Allie Ostrander, Ken, 4:55.32; 2. Briahna Gerlach, Gle, 5:19.34; 3. Mariah Burroughs, Was, 5:25.52; 4. Molly Mitchell, Hom, 5:32.97; 5. Sadie Fox, Sol, 5:35.90; 6. Alex Mathis, Was, 5:37.25. 3,200 — 1. Allie Ostrander, Ken, 10:19.17; 2. Briahna Gerlach, Gle, 11:18.56; 3. Alex Mathis, Was, 12:00.67; 4. Olivia Hutchings, Sol, 12:05.18; 5. Mariah Burroughs, Was, 12:06.00; 6. Sadie Fox, Sol, 12:11.98. 100 hurdles — 1. Tayla Cabana, Hom, 16.86; 2. Jodi Davis, Gra, 17.59; 3. Lauren Evarts, Hom, 17.81; 4. Melyssa McMillen, Val, 19.73; 5. Megan Herrera, Was, 19.93; 6. Alexis Quick, ACS, 20.08. 300 hurdles — 1. Jodi Davis, Gra, 48.56; 2. Zoe Langseth, Val, 51.55; 3. Casey Neill, Sky, 54.57; 4. Erin Fichtner, Was, 55.43; 5. Lauren Jones, Hom, 56.32; 6. Kathleen Davis, ACS, 56.52. 400 relay — 1. Skyview (Fisher, Tolliver, Ramsell, Gibbons), 54.59; 2. Nikiski, 55.64; 3. Wasilla, 55.86; 4. Soldotna, 56.17; 5. Kenai, 56.64; 6. ACS, 56.76. 800 relay — 1. Skyview (Hames, McNamara, Landess, Ramsell), 1:54.87; 2. Kenai, 1:56.69; 3. Soldotna, 2:10.07; 4. Valdez, 2:10.18; 5. ACS, 2:11.07. 1,600 relay — 1. Soldotna (Nelson, Wong, Hutchings, McCormick), 4:21.88; 2. Homer, 4:28.64; 3. Wasilla, 4:30.27; 4. Glennallen, 4:30.97; 5. ACS, 4:38.40; 6. Kenai, 4:39.58. 3,200 relay — 1. Glennallen (Heinbaugh, Cyr, Maslen, Gerlach), 10:16.56; 2. Palmer, 11:05.11; 3. Wasilla, 11:58.34; 4. Homer, 12:16.14; 5. ACS, 13:33.45. Shot put — 1. Jennifer Voss, ACS, 34—5 3-4; 2. Makayla Wong, Sol, 33—2 1-4; 3. Ashley Logan, Gra, 32—6 1-4; 4. Hannah Edmonds, ACS, 32—2; 5. Cassidy Edwards, Was, 29—7 3-4; 6. Kiana Hendricks, Sol, 29—7 1-4. Discus — 1. Makayla Wong, Sol, 109—8; 2. Jonna Laitinen, Pal, 103—2; 3. Jennifer Voss, ACS, 90—8; 4. Sylvia Tuisaula, Was, 83—8; 5. Ashley Logan, Gra, 81—5; 6. Annie Quinn, Sol, 79—5. High jump — 1. Kiana Harding, Ken, 4—6; 2. Lindsey Wong, Sol, 4—6; 3. Alexandrea Kausal, Pal, 4—6; 4. Hollie Duncan, ACS, 4—4; 5. Crystal Crane, Hom, 4—4; 6. Olga Renk, Pal, 4—4. Long jump — 1. Arianne Parrish, Nik, 15—2 3-4; 2. Zoe Langseth, Val, 15—1 1-4; 3. Julieanne Wilson, Ken, 14—9 1-2; 4. Kiana Harding, Ken, 14—4 1-2; 5. Crystal Crane, Hom, 13—11 1/2; 6. Shawna Johnson, Pal, 13—11 1/4. Triple jump — 1. Hayley Ramsell, Sky, 30—1-2; 2. Andrea Wagner, Was, 28—3; 3. Alexandrea Kausal, Pal, 27—2 1-2; 4. Katie Franciosi, Val, 26—2; 5. Shelby Gudgel, Val, 24—8 1-2.

Blue Jackets top Pens for 1st playoff win ever By The Associated Press

PITTSBURGH — Matt Calvert banged home a rebound 1:10 into the second overtime and the Columbus Blue Jackets earned the first playoff victory in franchise history with a 4-3 win over the Pittsburgh Penguins on Saturday night. Pittsburgh’s Marc-Andre Fleury stuffed the initial shot by Cam Atkinson but Calvert stood all alone at the left post and wristed a shot into the open net to even the Eastern Conference quarterfinals at one game each. Game 3 is Monday in Columbus. Jack Johnson tied the game

with 6:01 left in regulation for the Blue Jackets. Ryan Johansen also scored the first playoff goal of his career for Columbus. Sergei Bobrovsky overcame a shaky start to finish with 39 saves. Brian Gibbons scored twice and Matt Niskanen added his second goal of the playoffs but Pittsburgh was outplayed for much of the final three-plus periods. Fleury made 41 stops but was helpless on the gamewinner.

Barret Jackman scored on a drive through traffic, giving the Blues their second straight 4-3 overtime victory over the Blackhawks for a 2-0 series lead against the defending Stanley Cup champions. St. Louis rallied after Chicago defenseman Brent Seabrook received a five-minute major and game misconduct penalty for a vicious elbow to the head on Blues captain David Backes, who had to be helped off the ice, went straight to the locker room and did not return for the extra period. Vladimir Tarasenko forced overtime with his second goal of the series, beating Corey Crawford with a wrist shot that banged off the BLUES 4, right post and in with 6.4 seconds BLACKHAWKS 3, OT to go. Kevin Shattenkirk had a goal ST. LOUIS — Defenseman and two assists for the Blues.

Duncan Keith, Seabrook and Michael Rozsival scored in a span of five shots to put the Blackhawks up 3-2 early in the third. But Seabrook’s penalty proved costly, and he could be suspended for Game 3 in Chicago on Monday night.

AVALANCHE 4, WILD 2 DENVER — Teenager Nathan MacKinnon is growing up fast. Almost as fast as he skates. The speedy 18-year-old delivered another stellar performance for the Colorado Avalanche, scoring his first NHL postseason goal and dishing out three assists in a win over the Minnesota Wild on Saturday night. The baby-faced forward, who

was the No. 1 pick last summer, anchored a line that has propelled the Avalanche to a 2-0 lead in the series. MacKinnon, Gabe Landeskog and Paul Stastny combined for all four goals and six assists Saturday. “That line was on fire tonight,” Avs coach Patrick Roy said. “They were moving the puck really well, skating well.” That’s because the Wild simply couldn’t catch up to MacKinnon, who zipped through their defense. He now has seven points in the series. “The skills he’s got, the way he skates — I haven’t seen anything like it,” said Landeskog, who scored twice. MacKinnon lives in the basement of Jean-Sebastien Giguere’s

house and car pools to work with the backup goaltender every day. And while he may not play like a kid, away from the rink, well, that’s a different story. “You realize he’s 18,” said Stastny, who had a goal and three assists. “He’s hungry, that’s what makes him a good player. He doesn’t rely on his skill.” A game the Avalanche seemed to have well in hand turned a little tense late in the third. P.A. Parenteau thought he’d given the Avalanche a 4-1 lead when he scored an empty-net goal. Only, he was ruled offsides by the linesman on what appeared to C be a wrong call. Then with 1:19 remaining, Y Marco Scandella made it a onegoal game.

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we can get everything lined up.” The Kards get up to bat against Homer on April 29, followed by their first home game of the season May 1 against Soldotna. SOLDOTNA STARS

said. “When one of them is pitching, we’ll have the others in the outfield or infield. We have numbers that we didn’t have last year, so even beyond those guys, a good half dozen could fill in and be adequate.” At the catcher’s position will be Kenny Griffin, with backup David Rue. The Stars went 2-7 in the conference last year to earn the fourth seed from the Southern Division. This year, Stein said they hope to capture their first state berth since 2011, and with a season of experience coaching Soldotna, he believes he understands exactly what it’ll take to get there. “I think I have a little better attitude with the players,” Stein said. “They know me a little better, I definitely know them a little better. I’ve learned to be flexible, move players around.” The Stars open their season May 1 at Kenai, and play their first home game May 6 against Homer.

Like Kenai, rival SoHi is sporting a new look in 2014 as well. Gone are catcher Shayne Miller, an All-Conference player in 2012, starting pitcher Tyler Fritz and infielder Gavin Larson. But, second-year head coach George Stein said a core nucleus of the team is back. “I’d like to say our strength is pitching,” Stein said. “There are four pitchers coming back that threw some last year, and another two that threw on the JV team.” Senior Max Conradi returns on the HOMER MARINERS pitching mound, and will join sophoMark Putney has taken over head mores Kenny Griffin, Tyler Covey, Mason Pryor, junior Justice Miller and coaching duties for the Mariners from Larry Kuhns, and brings experience as senior Cody Harvey. “All of these guys can pitch,” Stein a pitcher for Division III George Fox

University. Coincidentally, Putney played for the Kodiak Bears, and pitched against Homer in the 2005 NLC championship game, which Homer won 8-7. As the old saying goes, if you can’t beat them, join them. “I never thought I’d coach Homer, never in my wildest dreams,” Putney said. Putney said he still vividly remembers that title game against the Mariners, and recounted that after the loss, he found a quiet place to sit and think. “I sat there after that game for a couple hours and just stared at the mountains, feeling depressed,” Putney said. “Homer was usually our toughest competition, it was usually us, them or Wasilla, so there wasn’t a whole lot of love lost. “That year, we did beat Homer during the season and I try not to bring it up with (Kuhns). I sometimes subtly point out we beat them other years.” Kuhns was the head coach of the Mariners when the team started in 1999, and led the team to a runner-up finish at state in 2005, just a week after the win against Kodiak. The Mariners last made the trip to state in 2009.

“If we can split with our conference opponents, especially on the road, we’ll be in a good spot,” Putney said. “My goal is to be in the championship game at the region tournament.” Last season, Homer rode a 3-4 conference record into the NLC tournament as the No. 3 seed from the Southern division, and was eliminated by Kenai in the tournament secondplace bracket. Fortunately for the Mariners, senior catcher Willy Deaver was about all they lost to graduation. The 2014 squad only has two seniors, but is rounded out by a “solid group of juniors in the infield,” according to Putney. Tommy Bowe will replace Deaver as catcher and, if past seasons are indicative, will also bring the power in the batting lineup as one of Homer’s best hitters. Bowe was also a First Team All-Conference member last year. Putney said he has been stressing his team to play small ball this season, opting for bunts and hits that will put the ball in play, instead of trying for home runs, triples and doubles. He believes he has the roster to do that. “We haven’t adopted the ‘Mon-

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eyball’ approach yet,” Putney said. “I think we have decent depth in our starting nine.” A good rotation of pitchers should also aid Homer. Senior Nahoa Jette headlines that list, followed by names such as Wiley Donich, Kyle Johnson, Brandon Beachy, JJ Sonnen and Sheldon Hutt. Putney said the infield should look something like this: Hutt at first base, Beachy at second, Sonnen at shortstop, Donich at third, and Owen Delehanty and Evan Boyer in the outfield. Since he holds game experience on the mound, Putney is hoping to put that knowledge to good use as head coach. “I think I have something to draw from,” he said. “I was able to have some good coaches in high school and college, and there are some things I had to figure out on my own, like a changeup grip and wrist position.” Homer begins its season against Kodiak, appropriately, on April 25. That’ll give Putney a chance to catch up with some of his old buds. “It’s always interesting to go there, they give me a hard time,” he said. The Mariners’ opening home game of the year is May 2 against Colony.

Harper pulled for lack of hustle in Nats’ loss By The Associated Press

WASHINGTON — Nationals star Bryce Harper was pulled by first-year manager Matt Williams after failing to run out a grounder in Washington’s 4-3 loss to the St. Louis Cardinals on Saturday. Harper hit a grounder back to pitcher Lance Lynn in the sixth inning, jogged to first base and took a right turn to the dugout before getting halfway down the basepath. Williams yanked the 21-year-old Harper after the play. Known for his aggressive approach, Harper is a two-time All-Star. CUBS 8, REDS 4

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CHICAGO — Darwin Barney and Welington Castillo hit tworun homers, Mike Olt added a solo shot and the Chicago Cubs ended a five-game losing streak, beating the Cincinnati Reds. Since scoring four times last Sunday in St. Louis, the Cubs had managed just one run before defeating the Reds. Cincinnati had M won 16 of the last 17 at Wrigley

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ier hit a three-run homer and Los Angeles rallied from an early fourrun deficit to beat Arizona. Dan Haren (3-0) was charged with five runs — two earned — and seven hits over 7 1-3 innings. The right-hander struck out five in his fourth start of the season, six days after his 8-6 victory over the Diamondbacks at Phoenix.

PITTSBURGH — Ryan Braun hit two homers, including a tworun shot with two outs in the ninth inning that sent Milwaukee past Pittsburgh. Braun has five home runs this season after being suspended for the final 65 games last year for his involvement in the Biogenesis ROCKIES 3, PHILLIES 1 drug scandal. The other three homDENVER — Jordan Lyles ers came in one game on April 8 at pitched effectively into the eighth Philadelphia. inning and Justin Morneau hit a two-run homer to lead Colorado. BRAVES 7, METS 5 The Rockies were also helped by a reversed call that produced NEW YORK — Jordan Walden their first run. got the final out with the bases loaded after Atlanta manager Fredi Gonzalez pulled star closer Craig PADRES 3, GIANTS 1 Kimbrel, and the Braves held off SAN DIEGO — Eric Stults and New York. Freddie Freeman had three hits and hustled his way three relievers combined on a fourthrough a weird play that brought hitter and Everth Cabrera hit a gothe Braves two runs when the Mets ahead triple to lead San Diego. were unable to challenge a costly incorrect call. MARLINS 7, MARINERS 0 MIAMI — Henderson Alvarez won for the first time since his no-hitter to end the 2013 season, LOS ANGELES — Andre Eth- pitching a two-hitter to help Miami

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ton over Baltimore. had gone eight strong innings. David Ortiz had a solo homer and two hits for the World Series RAYS 16, YANKEES 1 BLUE JAYS 5, INDIANS 0 champion Red Sox, who have won ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. — CLEVELAND — Mark Bueh- three of four. Ryan Hanigan homered twice rle pitched shutout ball into the and had six RBIs, and Tampa Bay eighth inning and remained unROYALS 5, TWINS 4 starter Chris Archer continued his beaten this season. dominance over the Yankees. KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Bruce Jose Reyes hit an RBI single in Hanigan drove in his final two his first game since opening day, Chen labored through five innings runs with a single off New York when he strained his left hamstring before the Kansas City bullpen infielder Dean Anna, who gave in his first at-bat of the season and took over, shutting down Minne- up two runs and three hits in the sota. went on the disabled list. eighth inning. The Royals have won five Archer (2-1) allowed one run straight after getting swept last and three hits in 6 2-3 innings. TIGERS 5, ANGELS 2 weekend in Minnesota. He has won all four career starts DETROIT — Max Scherzer against the Yankees, allowing four struck out nine in seven innings ATHLETICS 4, ASTROS 3 earned runs in 28 2-3 innings. and Detroit finally managed to beat OAKLAND, Calif. — Josh Los Angeles. Reddick hit an RBI single that RANGERS 6, Detroit had lost 10 straight to capped a three-run rally in the WHITE SOX 3 the Angels and hadn’t beaten them ninth inning as Oakland handed since Aug. 26, 2012. The Tigers ARLINGTON, Texas — Colby Houston its sixth straight loss. snapped that skid behind a sharp Jed Lowrie started the come- Lewis pitched into the sixth inning outing by Scherzer and home runs back with a leadoff home run for his first win in nearly two years from Nick Castellanos and Victor and Prince Fielder homered to lead against Chad Qualls (0-1). Martinez. Josh Donaldson walked and Texas. Lewis (1-1) struck out four Yoenis Cespedes then singled. After Qualls struck out pinch-hitter John while allowing only one run over 5 RED SOX 4, ORIOLES 2 Jaso, Alberto Callaspo hit a tying 1-3 innings. The right-hander, the BOSTON — Brock Holt hit a single and Reddick followed with a first known major league pitcher to return from a unique hip procetiebreaking triple in the seventh in- one-out liner to right-center. Dan Otero (3-0) pitched the ninth dure, won for the first time since ning and scored on Jonathan Herrera’s suicide squeeze, lifting Bos- for the win after starter Scott Kazmir June 17, 2012.

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there. We played well, I hoped we’d be in it a little better,” Cook said. Overall, Coburn was pleased with the Bulldogs, who were making their 2014 debut. “I felt like we’re getting better,” Coburn said. “This is only the fourth time we’ve been on a field this year. It takes awhile to get the passing down, the communication. Everything is better today than it has been.” Both teams are small. Nikiski had only four reserves, while Houston boasted just a half-dozen on the bench. “Houston’s a lot closer to the size of our school, so it’s a lot more competitive. It’s always fun,” Coburn said. Houston girls 2, Nikiski 0

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struggle with thinner tires. “The studs (on the tire) worked well,” he said. “There were still some icy spots though, but I made it through.” James Tangaro, a 48-yearold Kenai resident, finished first among those on foot. His time of 46:46 bettered the 51:32 that Kenai’s Sean Goff put up. “It works your legs as much as your lungs,” Tangaro said after the race. “There was at least five puddles on each lap, and the second time around they’re deeper. But what a blast.” Most racers in the field slowed down as the race wore on, evidenced by the split times. Summers completed the first lap of the Porcupine loop right about six minutes flat, and ran the Wolverine loop at about ten and a half minutes. On the second lap around, it took Summers nearly nine minutes for the Porcupine and almost 12 minutes for the Wolverine. The runners seemed to have an easier time of keeping pace compared to the cyclists. Tangaro ran his first lap of Porcupine at nine minutes and the first lap of Wolverine at 14 minutes, then backed it up with a second

lap of Porcupine at nine and a half minutes and a finishing lap of Wolverine at just over 14 minutes. “But this race is not so serious, you can have some fun,” Tangaro said. “Usually I run right with Sean, and he was a little behind me today.” After seeing a few of the bikers go through the deep puddles, Goff knew he better stay clear of the hazards. “I saw a biker go through them and I thought, oh man!” Goff added. The 41-year-old said he owns a street bike that he trains with, but knew better than to try it out on the muddy trails. “It’s not meant for this race,” he said. “I don’t know ... my feet are a little numb, maybe I should’ve.” The top female cyclist, Kaitlin Vadla, won with a time of 45:41, and only seconds after finishing exclaimed, “That was so fun! My feet are so cold!” Vadla, a sprite 27-year-old from Soldotna, decked out with a rainbow of colors for the race, didn’t let cold feet Kaitlin Vadla ploughs through muddy pools of melting ice on ruin her fun. “Carly what was it like out the Wolverine trail Saturday at Tsalteshi Trails. there?” she joked to thirdMorrow, 51:57; 11. Scott Huff, 54:20; 12. Choose Your Weapon, 10 kiloplace racer Carly Reimer, the Elizabeth Bella, 55:07; 13. Mark Dixson, meters 55:24; 14. Tyson Mann, 56:33; 15. Carly Tsalteshi Trails top female on foot. “I just had Scott Summers, 37 minutes, 19 sec- Reimer (top female runner), 1:02:17; 16. my sneakers on, and I fell off 1.onds; 2. Jeremy Robida, 38:00; 3. Doug Jeff Helminiak, 1:02:18; 17. Doug Hogue, both times in the giant lake of Armstrong, 40:46; 4. Tony Eskelin, 42:11; 1:05:15; 18. Jim, 1:10:00; 19. Maria 5. Anthony Murray, 44:02; 6. Kaitlyn Vadla Sweppy, 1:21:48; 20. Shelby Dykstra, ice water. female biker), 45:41; 7. James Tanga- 1:28:18; 21. Joni Dykstra, 1:28:24; 22. “It was the funnest bike (top ro (top male runner), 46:46; 8. Wally Huf- Amy Milburn, 1:42:20; 23. Johna Beech, ford, 50:22; 9. Sean Goff, 51:32; 10. Will DNF; 24. Kristin Morrow, DNF. race I’ve ever done.”

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ning another state title after taking their maiden championship in 2006. However, the squad came up short and finished third in the state finishing results in 2013. “We haven’t thought too much about last year,” Bell said. “We’ve just been working on getting our fundamentals down.” Gone from the 2013 team are NLC All-Conference First Team members Miranda Beach, Hannah LaRue and Katie Kirsis. Beach and Hannah LaRue were also both named to the state All-Tournament team. Juniors Maggie LaRue and Pam Jantzi and sophomore Mcki Needham all return with state experience. LaRue will start as catcher and Jantzi and Needham will bring the power on the pitching mound. “I think we have a pretty solid team,” Bell said. “We’re pretty strong in sophomores and juniors, and just have had a pretty good turnout.” The five seniors on the team are Hayley Hughes, Brenna Hebarts, Jordyn Haye, Cheyanna Parr and Sydney Paulino. Interestingly enough, none have significant varsity experience, and are stepping up from the JV squad from last year. Additionally, sophomore Riley Walls (second base), junior Larsen Fellows (shortstop) and junior Kyla Pitzman (third base) will help to fill out the infield. “We’re kind of at that stage with five weeks of practice, it’s like have we gotten anything done?” Bell said. “I think we’ll be right in the mix. Kodiak sounds strong, and I was talking with Kenai and Skyview, and I know they had good turnouts.” Bell said his team had the opportunity to get some training from two softball clinicians — Bill Hillhouse, a Pennsylvania men’s fastball pitching

coach, and Howard Kobata, a defensive field specialist. “I think both of them helped quite a bit,” Bell said. “I think it elevated the girls and made them realize there’s another level they can reach.” The Mariners will be traveling up to Anchorage for their first contest of the year against Chugiak on Friday, followed by a matchup against the defending large-schools champions East Thunderbirds. “Those are the two toughest schools up there, so it’ll be a good plan to see where we are,” Bell said. After a round with Skyview on April 29, Homer will road trip to Juneau the first week of May.

the team are Kenley Kingrey at third base and Allison Nelson at second. Knoebel also lauded a solid sophomore class, which includes Amber McDonald, Delaney Schneider and Jessica Hannah. “We have a lot of good fielders behind (Prior),” she said. Soldotna will begin its season on the first of May with a matchup against Kenai Central. That opening conference game is followed by two games on May 1 and 2 against visiting Kodiak. Knoebel said if her team can come out of the box and grab some wins against conference opponents like the Kodiak Bears, it will be a huge step toward putting them in position for a state bid. SOLDOTNA STARS “It’ll be a good test for us,” KnoebKelli Knoebel returns for her sec- el said. “That’s three games back to ond season as coach of the Stars, after back, we’ll be able to get a feel for the a rookie coaching campaign in which season.” SoHi finished 7-3 in the NLC, just one win behind Kodiak’s record of 8-2, SKYVIEW PANTHERS which was the difference between a The Panthers softball squad is looking state berth and staying home. for its first state berth ever in the team’s “What I saw (last year) with the final year. kids that came out, the kids bought With the team finding itself on an upinto my system, my philosophy, and ward trend and a number of key players we had great games,” Knoebel said. returning for their senior year, this season “What it comes down to is the culture might be the one. that we cultivate. It’s not always wins “It is a little bit,” said coach Steve Schoessler when asked if this season feels differand losses. “We try to encourage family and ent. “We had a lot better turnout in open gym, and the enthusiasm around school is team and unity.” SoHi will be missing an All-Con- different, the girls are more interested. expect a lot more of themselves ference First Team member from last and“They they came in above where they left year’s squad to graduation in Kay- last year.” cee Munn, but Knoebel holds a lot of After recording the program’s first ever confidence in the returning members victory in 2012, the Panthers continued that she believes will go a long way in to show improvement in 2013 with a 7-7 helping the Stars get back to the state overall record (4-6 in the NLC). Schoessler returns as head coach for the tournament. “We’re dropping everything else at sixth year, and said he believes his squad the door and playing softball,” Knoeb- can fulfill its potential this year if they can el said. “They want to be there, and stay consistent. “The big thing is getting by without comit’s motivating, and it’s getting them to mitting errors,” Schoessler said. “That hurt buy into our system.” us last year. We would string errors together Eight starters from last year are and let the other team catch up and win. We returning, including starting pitcher played Kodiak in one game that we were Serena Prior, a senior who has state leading, and we had a bunch of errors in a experience. The other two seniors on row and they ended up winning. C

Scoring an early season win is big for any team. But it’s even more significant for a Houston Hawks squad eager to build a competitive program. Houston, which scored its lone win last year against a junior varsity squad, earned a 2-0 victory over the Nikiski Bulldogs on Friday at Houston High School. “It is a big deal,” Houston head coach Huey Farrell said after the match. “I think it’s a big confidence thing for them. As a coach, I have confidence in them. But if you don’t have that win, you don’t know how much confidence they have. They could start to doubt themselves.” Cassie Kapuniai and Megan

Wilbur both scored first-half goals to help Houston improve to 1-2-0 overall. Kauniai knocked in a rebound during the 15th minute to give Houston the 1-0 lead. About 15 minutes later, Wilbur scored to add to Houston’s advantage. Senior Khristin Nida notched the shutout in the Houston goal. “We’ve improved in every game, and I don’t expect that to change,” Farrell said. Houston opened the season with a 6-1 loss to Palmer. Farrell said the Hawks played well at times against Palmer, but there was about a 15-minute stretch where the Hawks fell flat. Earlier this week, Colony edged Houston 2-0. Despite the loss, Farrell said he felt good about the match against the Knights. “You hate to lose, but against a good team like Colony, that’s a big improvement for us,” Farrell said. Overall, things are looking promising for the Houston girls program, he said. “We’re playing well right now. We’re young, but we’re fast,” Farrell said. The Hawks have 22 players on the roster, the most during Farrell’s three years as the Hawks head coach. “I’m happy with it. We can have two full teams going against each other,” he said. “We’re growing every year. I’m hoping to get up to 30 so we can have a (junior varsity team).” The Hawks are also benefiting from the school’s new artificial turf field, which was installed prior to the start of the 2013-14 school year.

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INDIANAPOLIS — Jeff Teague scored a playoff careerhigh 28 points and Paul Millsap added 25 as eighth-seeded Atlanta rolled past top-seeded Indiana 101-93 on Saturday night, taking a 1-0 lead in the best-of-seven series. The Hawks ended an eightgame road losing streak in the playoffs, which dated to May 2011. Game 2 is Tuesday in Indianapolis. WARRIORS 109, CLIPPERS 105 LOS ANGELES — Klay Thompson scored 22 points, David Lee added 20 and the Golden State Warriors got Blake Griffin and Chris Paul in foul trouble to beat the Los Angeles Clippers in their playoff opener. Stephen Curry added 14 points for the Warriors, who trailed by 11 to start the game before rallying in the third when Griffin and Paul

“I think the girls have matured enough where we can commit one error and get back to playing ball.” While defensive mistakes have often been the downfall of Skyview in recent years, Schoessler said he has been pleased with the offensive firepower that he’s seen. “We’ve always been able to hit really hard and well, but it’s usually right to somebody,” Schoessler said. “Homer has had some good pitchers, and even (Bill Bell) said he’s shocked we’ve hit so well.” Schoessler would also like to earn a state berth not only for his team, but because he has decided to hang up his high school coaching hat at the end of the season. “I’ve been coaching on the Peninsula since 1982, my son is a freshman this year, and with the school closing, my coaching days are over,” he said. The longtime coach mentioned that assistant coaches Sheila Kupferschmid and Beau Manley have been a great help this year and in years past. Kupferschmid, a veteran volleyball coach, was an assistant several seasons ago, but managed to return for the final year. Manley has been an assistant for the duration of Schoessler’s years as the head coach. As far as what the team looks like, Schoessler said he has about 29 girls playing this year, and quite a few of them are seniors. Returning as starting pitcher is Sam Reynolds, a second team All-Conference member in 2013, and she’ll be throwing a lot to Northern Lights All-Conference First Team catcher Cat Schoessler. Victoria Oberts returns at shortstop, Aubrey Rodriguez at third base, and Hannah Glaves could be battling sister Joanne (a junior) for the first base position. In the outfield is Mykaela Rybak, Kristen May and Jessica Lefter. “Our defense should be strong as it’s ever been,” Schoessler said. “Sam’s been strong on the mound. She hasn’t done a lot with softball, but she’s a natural with throwing.” The Panthers will face a tough crowd to begin their season. Games with Bartlett, Eagle River, Dimond and West make up the last weekend of April as the team heads up to Anchorage. Following that weekend is the first home game of the year against Homer on April 29.

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NETS 94, RAPTORS 87 TORONTO — Deron Williams and Joe Johnson each scored 24 points, Paul Pierce scored nine of his 15 points in the final quarter and the Brooklyn Nets beat the Toronto Raptors in Game 1 of their first-round playoff series. Shaun Livingston scored 10 points and Kevin Garnett had five.

THUNDER 100, GRIZZLIES 86 OKLAHOMA CITY — Kevin Durant scored 13 of his 33 points in the fourth quarter to help the Oklahoma City Thunder defeat the Memphis Grizzlies in the opening game of their first-round series. Russell Westbrook had 23 points and 10 rebounds and Serge Ibaka added 17 points and nine rebounds for the Thunder, who nearly squandered a 25-point lead but recovered from a dismal third quarter to make 10 of 16 shots in the fourth.

KENAI KARDINALS Kenai endured a rough season in 2013, going 2-8 in the conference, which equated to last place. This year, Mark King has bigger expectations of the Kards. “We’re hitting really well in the (batting) cages,” King said. “We’re swinging a bunch of girls from JV to varsity, so it remains to be seen who’s going to be that one consistent hitter. “I think as long as we keep our heads together, realistically, this group has what it takes.” King said his team holds several powerful hitters, as well as a number of contact hitters that will aid in getting runners on base. With a healthy line of hitters, he hopes it will make up for a young fielding team. “If I were to weight it, our offense and hitting is probably stronger of the two,” King said. “That’s simply because there’s some girls that don’t have a lot of experience. But on the other hand, looking at cage, if they hit like they have been, we’ll do well.” With more girls getting time in Kenai’s open gym sessions, King hopes the practice from that many more players will help get his team on the board more consistently. Missing from the squad are two AllConference First Team players — Carly Norvelle and Hope Steffensen. Norvelle was a three-year starting catcher and Steffensen a shortstop. King said in place of Norvelle at the catcher’s position will be senior Shannon Evans, and taking over for Steffensen will be sophomore Ashley Young. “I told the girls, I said I’m going to practice you in multiple positions so you know every spot,” King said. “The more you know the more valuable you are to me.” Along with Evans, the team seniors are first baseman Kristina Glensel, third baseman Allison Courtly, and pitcher Havan Shaganoff, who could also swap with the corner bases. Shaganoff brings several years of experience on the mound. Completing the lineup is second baseman Ashley Maxson, and outfielders Alyssa Hurr, Darian Saltenberger and Rebecca Willard. The Kards open their season with a May 1 matchup against Soldotna.

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om, you wouldn’t understand. I’m actually working a real job. I don’t get to just sit

at home.” Those were the words of a newly-working, mouthy teenager. The now me wants to pop the old me in the mouth, but how could I have known? As I jumped into a couple different occupations for the first time, it seemed like my stay at home mother couldn’t relate. My dad was on the Slope for two weeks, then home for two weeks throughout my entire life and it never dawned on me that my mom did everything by herself. In those days the world revolved around me, laundry did itself, food jumped out of the fridge and into the frying pan, then magically onto my plate, and the concept of bills was some 80s nightmare called Funny Farm. My mother would try to explain the hard work she did as a stay at home mom over and over again, but it never really sunk in. She seemed hurt and honestly, I just didn’t get it. When my daughter was born it took about a week to “get it.” I didn’t realize my husband would go back to work right away, but we needed the money. Still, from my side of things it appeared that he had freedom mentally and physically from the baby, while she was literally attached to her wild-eyed, bewildered host. My reaction to having a baby was to hermit up. If I was going to do this mothering thing it would be sacred. I wasn’t secure enough for mellow conversation about having a new baby, it was serious business that wiped my entire life’s schedule clean. The baby spit up in my belly button was real and happening. Bathroom breaks were cherished and going to the store by myself was the Bahamas. Life becomes very different. When someone says you are “just sitting at home,” you feel like, well yeah, it seems that way. In reality you’re raising a human being and all that entails, so it’s a calm, busy life. During that time, the baby is raising you too so you can grow as their mom. Fast forward quite a few years to having a little more experience with the mom life. Whether you stay at home or work, there is no real reason to feel guilty; the kids are alive and doing well. You are doing a great job. There is no real reason to feel sensitive; what others think doesn’t affect how much we love our kids and what they need. There is no reason to feel intense; they are old enough to help out. Their growth (as well as our own) continues to blow our minds. You’ve seen a variety of different kids by now and can just celebrate them as unique individuals. The mentality as a mother changes, because our kids are always changing. Our job description is always changing. For being a “stay at home” mom, it feels like I’m never home. As a younger stay at home mom, the baby and I would sleep in. Where were we going to go? From the bedroom to the living room? I don’t need to set my alarm for that. Now having to be somewhere a few times a day on time feels mostly energizing, and on occasion, stressful. Younger me relied on social networking or meeting other moms at the park for conversation. Now I get to sit by them during practices, games, and school functions. Younger me would celebrate milestones such as crawling, eating solid food, and first words! Now we celebrate creativity, educational and athletic skills, or overall just recognizing our kid is growing into a legit human being. Oh, you know what I mean. Instead of expressing themselves through smushing blueberries on their head, they can watercolor a sunset and tell us a tale about it. It might sound like I prefer the latter, but both examples warm my heart. When my 4-year-old brings home a finger painting and my 8-year-old does well on a spelling test, I feel the same amount of excitement. Ask me if I’m excited when they are teenagers. Here’s the Thing: Sorry, Mom, for belittling a real job that is now my entire life. I’ve seen you take great pleasure in the things I have to go through as a mother, because well, you don’t try to hide it. It’s like when a person accidentally walks in on you when you are going to the bathroom, so you hold your hand out in front of you to shield them from seeing you in such a vulnerable position ... that’s kind of what it’s like raising kids around you. The older I get, the more I understand you a little better. I love you. Kasi McClure enjoys being a wife and mother of two in Kenai. She can be reached at columnkasi@gmail.com.

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Jarod and Sarah Urban of Anchorage announce the birth of their daughter, Olivia Genevieve Urban, at 6:25 a.m. Feb. 26, 2014. She weighed 7 pounds, 2 ounces and measured 19.5 inches. Her grandparents are Roy and Brenda Mahan of Fallon, Nevada, Jody Rozkydal of Anchorage, and David and RuthAnn Urban of Soldotna. Olivia Genevieve Urban

Prices welcome daughter Shane and Kaylee Price announce the birth of their daughter, Hazel Paige, at 12:21 p.m. on April 11, 2014. She weighed 6.8 pounds and measured 18 1/2 inches. Her grandparents are Shelly Bayliss and Ron and Terri Hammer. Her great-grandmothers are Emma Whitaker and Shirley MacDonald.

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Do you have a tough decision that needs making, or a problem that needs solving? Have you considered asking a 4-H’er to help out? 4-H is a youth development program that helps children and teens develop the skills necessary to become good critical-thinkers, goal-setters, organizers and doers. By completing projects incorporating record keeping, public speaking, service learning, and resource allocation activities 4-H’ers learn the skills needed to become good managers of time, materials and human capital. 4-H builds upon the natural resilience of youth to help children and teens become thinking, responsible and helpful servant-leaders in our community. Each year local 4-H members grab media headlines with worthy ideas and solutions impacting important issues on the Kenai Peninsula. For more information about finding a 4-H’er to work with, or to enroll as a member or volunteer in the 4-H program, call the Cooperative Extension Service today at 262-5824. 4-H’ers are working right now to, “Make the Best Better,” on the Kenai Peninsula; community partners, sponsors and volunteers are needed to help them achieve this high calling. Join with 4-H today, and help us mold the leaders of tomorrow, today! 4-H is the positive youth development program of the Cooperative Extension Service and the University of Alaska Fairbanks. — Jason Floyd, 4-H and Youth Development Agent

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Kelly Fox shared this photo of a pair of motorcycles covered with snow last week in Kenai, calling it a “late April Fool’s Day” joke.

Dress coded: Where should schools set limits? BY MARTHA IRVINE AP National Writer

EVANSTON, Ill. — They’re called leggings — popular fashion items that are tight-fitting pants to some, and glorified tights to others. Younger girls often wear them as pants with little fuss. But as those same girls approach middle school, leggings have become a clothing accessory that’s increasingly controversial — and seemingly, the favorite new target of the school dress code. Some schools have banned leggings outright. Others have set limits. Haven Middle School in Evanston, just north of Chicago, took what turned out to be a contentious stand: If you wear leggings, you need to have a shirt or skirt over them that reaches at least down to your fingertips. In other words, girls need to cover their behinds. It might seem a reasonable enough request at a time when AP Photo/Tween Brands school dress codes — and even This undated photo provided by Tween Brands school uniforms — are comin 2008 shows models wearing tights and leg- mon and often supported by gings. teachers and administrators

Kenai Central High School 3rd Quarter Honor Roll 4.0: 12th grade — Carissa Bible, Kendra Cissell, Makayla George, Christina Glenzel, Josephine Jones, Jake Kirsch, Kathryn Knackstedt, Haiden Perkins, Dallas Pierren, Lydia Power, Alyson Quartly, Caitlin Steinbeck, Courtney Stroh. 11th grade — Alexandria Bergholtz, Paolo Brigato, Allison Bushnell, Christopher Campos, Brittney Cramer, Amanda Fischer, Sierra Hall, Kiana Harding, Emmily Janke, Alyeska Krull, Ashley Maxson, Kirsten Nyquist, Allison Ostrander, Jeremy Ruggiero, Dakota Sorrels. 10th grade — Alexis Baker, David Beck, Donalen Bowers, Logan Boyle, Carola Chavez Pajares, Laural Dunham, Hailey Helms, Taylor Kenney, Ty Kenney, Madeleine Michaud, Mikaela Salzetti, Allison Steinbeck. 9th grade — Savannah Boze, Ross Hanson, Caleigh Jensen, Robin Johnson, Eric Kempf, Emily Koziczkowski, Mackenzie Lindeman, Krysten Maxson, Baylee Roberts, Taylor Shelden, Mara Youngren-Brown. 3.5 – 3.99: 12th grade — Annie Azzara, Gabriel Boyle, Caleb Caldwell, Kirsten Duran, Zoya Elder, Justice English, Shannon Evans, Austin Frederic, Vladislav Glushkov, Bradley Hamilton, Matthew Hinkle, Hanah Hoff, Kayla Howard, Jordan Jackman, Danielle Jackson, Keir Johnson, Mackenzie Lee, Courtney McCauley, Falon McGahan, Jacob Meyer, Nathanael Mole, Nathan Narlock, Vienna

who frequently complain about students who push the limits of good taste, and the parents who let them (and may even push those limits themselves). But how far is too far? And do schools sometimes go too far in pushing back? Judges have tended to side with schools when safety is a concern. For example, a federal court agreed with a school district in Morgan Hill, Calif., after some high school students were told not to wear American flag T-shirts on the Mexican holiday of Cinco de Mayo in 2010. The worry was that the shirts would incite conflict with the school’s many Hispanic students. When safety isn’t at issue, says Perry Zirkel, a professor of education and law at Lehigh University in Pennsylvania, the courts tend to throw the cases back to the schools and parents, so they can come up with solutions together. It’s not always easy, since many people have a different notion of what’s appropriate and what’s not — and what’s distracting, and what’s not. At Haven Middle School, there has been a lot of confu-

Schmitter-Schrier, Trevor Wagoner, Tamera Ward, Kia Youngren-Brown. 11th grade — Ian Ashley, Jamie Bagley, Savannah Bilyeu, Celestina Castro, Becky Dragseth, Meagan Easley, Jake Eubank, Mackenzie Evenson, Kylie Hanson, Driskoll Heath, Kyle Hunter, Nathan Kaaihue, Svetlana Landt Ortega, Natnaree Masiri, Sherrie Murray, Wren Norwood, Hannah Nusbaum, Heidi Perkins, Kendra Pisa, Thomas Randall, Andrea Reilly, Gunner Smith, Makai-Lynn Smith, Brandon Sorhus, Jonah Theisen, Dezmond Ticknor, Danielle Updike, Nyqolle Van De Grift, Joseph Vicere, Rebecca Willard. 10th grade — Lucienne Anderson , Ean Atchley, James Bodolosky, Jr., Brett Brown, Dalton Dosko, Hannah Drury, Sarah Every, Liam Floyd, Keith Ivy, Zachary Koziczkowski, Tiffany Long, Raymon Machen-Gray, Alexandra McKinstry, Johnathan Nash, Drew Peterson, Caleb Rohn, Jacey Ross, Ashley Segura, McKinley Sorhus, Michael Tilly, Jr. 9th grade — Andrew Agosti, Abigail Beck, Nicholas Beeson, Brittany Bucho, Patricia Catacutan, Madison Chanley, Savannah Clark, MaryBethany Coghill, Lara Creighton, Kathryn Darch, Cy Dull, Shannon Esteban, Whitney Esteban, Fionna Heath, Avery Hieber, Joshua Jackman, Cierra King, Mariah Kjostad, Alexis Koroll, Kassandra Lindsley, Attison Machen-Gray, Blossom McGahan, Isabella Missel, Samantha Morse, Thera Mullet, Kelsey Pisa, Mikaela Pitsch, Kaden Pohl, Stefani Schindler, Zackary Selinger, Shanija Walters, Julianne C

sion. Just a few weeks ago, the school’s own website said leggings were banned, when apparently they were not, school officials now say. Then there was the matter of yoga pants, which are tight like leggings, but flared at the bottom. Did the fingertip rule also apply to those types of pants, especially when no one could tell the difference if they were tucked into boots, which is also a popular style among teens? The discussions at school meetings have sometimes bordered on silly. But few disagree that there are serious issues at hand here — among them, whether girls are being shamed and unnecessarily embarrassed at a time when they’re already starting to feel more aware of their changing bodies. Clearly frustrated with the debate, Haven Middle School teachers posted this statement on the school’s website to explain the reasoning behind the leggings policy: “We believe, through years of experience and professionalism, that it is essential to our school’s climate that we set a standard of expectation and decorum.”

Wilson. 3.0 – 3.49: 12th grade — Justin Angeles-Ward, Robert Brown, Cody Conaway, Olen Danielson, Brittany Fabunan, Ian Ferguson, Shane Fortune, Ariana Gabriel, Matthew Goffena, Anessia Hubler, Alison Jones, William Michaud, Jessica Roper, Nolan Scarlett, Dacia Shier, Kiah Smith, Cory Stuart, Aaron Troxell-Tom, Shelby Weber, Jay Willford, Nathan Zorbas. 11th grade — Hannah Barcus, Charlene Benson, Sydney Clark, Travis Cooper, Jacob Dye, Kyle Foree, Hevyn Hoff, Samantha Kalarchik, Lilly Kincheloe, Megan Kissee, Christopher Lawson, Victoria Link, Joseph McKee, Joshua PoseySchave, Mariah Prosterman, Beverly Schindler, Mariah Schloeman, Kathleen Smith, Denise Taylor, Kinsley Trahan, Timothy Zoda. 10th grade — Cody Arbelovsky, Moriah Bisset, Ashley Burcham, Lindsay Floyd, Joseph Gabriel, Christopher Hamilton, Conner Johnson, Connor Jones, Nathan Lervold, Draiden McMinn, Kylie Morse, KathLynn Payton, Amanda Whited, Sydnee Wyckoff. 9th grade — Ellimarie Bravo-Moe, Kameron Brazell, Brianna Bushnell, Natalia Chavez Pajares, Cameron Cole, Jrew Daniels, Maximillian deMello, Maxwell Dye, Madeline George, Jaycob Goff, Dorothy Kameroff, Melanie Lee, Rebecca Miller, Adaya Pollock, Becki Power, Phillip Rhodes, Jessica Segura, Dai-Ana Smith, Kevin Souders, Timothy Ticknor, Cassidy Weekes, Kelcei Zoda, Matthew Zorbas.

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y wife sits at the kitchen table, eating her breakfast muffin and drinking coffee from a sad old melamine cup that is the sole remnant of a cheap set of dishes we used early in our marriage. Cups and mugs await her in our cabinet, but she insists on using that one cup for all her beverages. That cup isn’t her only morning routine. With the morbid thirst of the confirmed daily news drinker, she folds back the pages of the morning paper, eagerly gulping down the strong, black headlines, to be followed as a chaser by the milder details of the smaller type. She can’t eat breakfast without the newspaper. I’m sure many of you are the same. Can’t you see her from the description of her “gulping down the strong black headlines, to be followed as a chaser by the milder details

Cisco Kid), girls who have been of the smaller type”? I wish it were led astray. He called them the The mine. Four Million, to distinguish them In fact, though, I lifted it almost from the upper crust in New York verbatim from a short story writCity at the time known as The Four ten 107 years ago by O. Henry, the Hundred. writer who ended his stories with No doubt you have read some a twist. In this case, the story was of his stories. They are taught in a sad one, “The Guilty Party” – An school, and their plots have been East Side Tragedy, from 1907. Glynn Moore stolen for books, television and O. Henry – the pen name for movies: The Gift of the Magi, for William Sydney Porter – wandered instance, about loving sacrifice; The Ransom around until he was accused of embezzling from a bank, fled to Central America and later of Red Chief, about low-rent kidnappers who spent time in prison, where he began writing bite off more than they can chew when they abduct a little boy; A Retrieved Reformation, stories. which gave the world Jimmy Valentine, a O. Henry had a wonderful way with safecracker gone straight who must pull one words, and not just the unexpected endings. more job. He wrote about the lower end of society: If you missed O. Henry in school, don’t bums, inmates, gang members, street cops, despair. He is available in books, and because shopgirls, cowboys, outlaws (he created the

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DEAR ABBY: My boyfriend, “Glen,” and I have been dating for two years. Over the past few months he has been pushing me to open a joint checking account with him. I have tried explaining that I don’t feel like it’s a good idea until we are engaged. But every time I say no, he gets upset and angry. Am I wrong for not wanting to put our finances together, and how do I make him see my side? — CAREFUL IN THE MIDWEST DEAR CAREFUL: You are absolutely NOT wrong, and you should not have to justify your discomfort with the idea of pooling your money with anyone to whom you are not married. In fact, Glen should be trying to explain why he is pushing you into making such a foolish decision. His “anger and upset” are either attempts to bully you into doing what he wants, or a sign of desperation to get access to your hard-earned money. If you are at all tempted to relent, I URGE you to first talk to a lawyer about what the ramifications could be if the relationship went sour. DEAR ABBY: I have a 15-year-old next-

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Grieving daughter anticipates each mother’s day with dread DEAR ABBY: It has been a year since my mother passed away. The month of February was especially tough because it was the month of her birthday and also the month in which she died. Mother’s Day will be here soon, and I’m already feeling bitter, anticipating all of the commercials, advertising, brunches and everything. I don’t want to be bitter about Mother’s Day, but I am. How do people typically celebrate Mother’s Day when they have lost their mother? — JODY IN KEARNEY, NEB. DEAR JODY: Please accept my condolences for the loss of your mother. If you have siblings, you might find it comforting to talk with them about your feelings. If not, then spend the day quietly, being grateful for the precious time you had with your mother and the many lessons she taught you. I can’t speak for others, but that’s how I have coped with the loss of my mother, and I’m sure others do it, too.

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Jaqueline Bigar’s Stars A baby born today has a Sun in Taurus and a Moon in Capricorn. HAPPY BIRTHDAY for Sunday, April 20, 2014: This year you often put in extraordinary effort to make your dreams a reality. The toll that these efforts take on you could be high. You love living life to the fullest when you feel like you’re 100 percent on. Others find your energy contagious and exciting. If you are single, your ability to communicate attracts many different types of people. You will note that one of them could become more than a friend. Why not find out? If you are attached, make an effort where you have not before. You know your gesture would make your significant other happy. CAPRICORN is stern but alluring. The Stars Show the Kind of Day You’ll Have: 5-Dynamic; 4-Positive; 3-Average; 2-So-so; 1-Difficult ARIES (March 21-April 19) HHH Someone you look up to could make you feel rather tense. Use your instincts when dealing with this person. If you must make plans, go to a movie where you can be together without sticking your foot in your mouth. Tonight: In the limelight. This Week: Unique thinking surrounds you Tuesday on. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) HHHH Keep conversations moving. Make calls in the morning to check in with family and friends. Someone at a distance could be unusually controlling. The unexpected might occur. Aim for what you want. Tonight: So what if tomorrow is Monday? This Week: Reach out to someone you care about and respect. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) HHH Be aware of the costs of having a lack of discipline. You will use any excuse that might work. You can’t keep juggling your finances. Know your limits. Someone whom you look up to likes how you present yourself. Tonight: Go along with someone else’s wishes. This Week: A partner has a lot to share. Listen, and then make your decision. CANCER (June 21-July 22) HHHH You might want to take off. Go on a hike or catch a baseball game. Others seem to seek you out with so many invitations that you could be overwhelmed. Don’t let a domestic matter interfere with your plans. Tonight: Return calls. This Week: Work with one individual at a time. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) HHH You might be exhausted by the hectic pace. A loved one knows how to energize you. Your resilience comes through, no matter what, yet you still could become cranky. An older relative will make a gesture that allows you some free time. Tonight: On center stage. C

This Week: Dive into work Monday, as you will want to socialize after Tuesday. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) HHHH You could be taken aback by a loved one’s efforts to distract you. You might be worried about meeting a pal, so just call and make an excuse. Detach from a situation, and you will feel much better. Consider scheduling a trip soon. Tonight: Act like the weekend is beginning. This Week: Your creativity flourishes. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) HHH You might feel pressured by a domestic matter. What is clear is that nothing is going to change quickly. A loved one might be unpredictable and impulsive; this behavior is not new. Make an effort to avoid a fight. You could be vague about plans. Tonight: Take a step back. This Week: Work from home, if possible. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) HHHH A conversation in the morning points to plans involving a child. Choose an environment where you both can relax. Screen calls, as they seem to come in quickly. Don’t get involved in anything stressful today. Tonight: Let a loved one make the first move. This Week: Your words might seem harsh to some, but they are honest. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) HHH You might decide that you are not going to rein in your impulsiveness today. When your friends discover that you plan on having a free day, they might decide to join you. Honor your limits, as you know what is good for you. Tonight: Buy a token of affection. This Week: Focus on your budget. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) HHHH You might be distracted wherever you are. Try to bring what you are thinking about into reality, and know that your goals are very possible to attain. A parent could have some sharp words if you forget to touch base with him or her. Tonight: Let it all hang out. This Week: You will peak Monday. Curb your spending midweek. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) HHH You might not want to be found, so take this day for you. Know that you will need to recharge your batteries, as the next few weeks could be hectic. Indulge in a special pastime or a favorite treat. Tonight: Mystery works. This Week: Tuesday on, you have to be at peak condition and ready for anything. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) HHHH Reach out to a friend. You might not like the plans that he or she has in place, but you do enjoy spending time with this person. Go off and join him or her. You will have a good time, no matter what the two of you do. Open up to change. Tonight: Go where the fun is.

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ALASKA TROUTFITTERS, Cooper Landing is seeking experienced Customer Service Operator/ Lodge Reception/ Office Administrator for the coming summer period, June - October 2014. Candidate must have experience and references to prove their ability with the following: excellence in customer service capacity, experience in hotel/ accommodation reception, knowledge of fly fishing and a keen interest in the sport, experience with accounts payable & receivable and all office administration tasks including rosters, invoicing, monitoring of all business operations to ensure they are in strict compliance with all applicable agency guidelines including OSHA. Successful candidate will attend weekly meetings with Owners to discuss logistics and any other concerns in the day to day operations. Must be First Aid/ CPR Certified - as candidate will act as the nominated First Aid representative for the office. Position is 5 days per week - including Saturday & Sunday, 40 hours per week. (Accommodation and transportation not provided) Please email a cover letter detailing your interest in this position together with your resume, references and relevant certifications to: info@aktroutfitters.com.

Office & Clerical RECEPTIONIST Need for Busy Road construction company.

Seasonal, May through October. Long days/ possible weekends. Must have excellent customer service skills and multiple tasks. Requires strong computer skills Fax resumes (907)262-1213

McKay Investment Co.

NIKISKI

3-Bedroom, 3-baths, large kitchen with island fireplace, 2-car garage. approximately 2000sqft., on 2 acres. Very peaceful, a lot of wildlife. $310,000. (907)776-8487, (907)394-1122

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LAVISH LAKEFRONT LIVING! North Kenai, 4 bedrooms, 2 baths + family room & 2 car garage! 1.83 acres on CABIN LAKE with circle driveway, shed, HUGE new deck & concrete paver patio. MOSTLY REMOEDELED in 1013/2014 inside & out & IMMACULATE! New flooring, paint inside & out, decking, siding, stainless appliances, cabinets, tile, etc.! MLS# 14-4598 $279,500

PANORAMIC MOUNTAIN VIEW Kasilof, 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, 2 car garage + family room. Only 11 miles from Soldotna on 4.6 cares of PRIVACY! 2004 built, 5 *, huge deck, walk out basement, TONS of southern exposure & borders the KNW refuge. MLS# 14-3481 $337,500

GRAND VIEW HOME ON 1.65 AC HILLTOP Soldotna, 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, 6 car garage shop, 2 family rooms, office, craft room, etc. 5 star+, 10 ft ceilings, Trex deck, paved circle driveway, BONUS unattached 4 car garage w/lg boat carport, nice reenhouse, covered dog kennel, nice cabin/ shed. QUITE A PACKAGE! MLS# 13-443 $489,000

AFFORDABLE LAKEFRONT LIVING! North Kenai, 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, 1 car garage. 1.07 acres on stocked Barbara Lake with easy sloping access. New roof & outside paint in 2012. Cozy starter or retirement home with woodstove. Invest in Nikiski now! MLS# 13-17354 $175,000

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Land TEXAS USA BEST BUY Own a prime 20 acre investment ranch. Only $395. per acres, $99. per month, Free brochure available. Call 1-800-875-6568

LONGMERE LAKE DREAM SET UP! Sterling, 3112 sf, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, 2 car garage + 4 car shop on 1.12 acres. Sandy beachfront lot on the LIQUID GOLD side of the lake with all that SOUTHERN EXPOSURE! Complete 2008 remodel inside & out including granite counters, travertine master bath sanctuary, river rock wall w/fireplace & big wood beams. JUST BREATHE! MLS# 14-3695 $699,500

Manufactured Mobile Homes WINTER IN MESA ARIZONA. Why pay rent when you can own a 3-bedroom home in a 5 star gated retirement park. Priced to sell at $27,000. Includes major appliances, air conditioning & much more. For more information please call (505)321-3250

Rentals Apartments, Unfurnished Apartments, Furnished Cabins Condominiums Town Homes Duplex Homes Lots For Rent Manufactured/Mobile Homes Misc. Rentals Office Space Out of Area Rentals Rental Wanted Retail/Commercial Space Roommate Wanted Rooms For Rent Storage Rentals Vacation Rentals

FOXHILLS ESTATES RIVERFRONT SUBDIVISION K-Beach/Kasilof, 5 riverfront lots with VIEWS from 4-6 acres each for only $149,000, your choice. Own an affordable piece of this exclusive subdivision on a higher up lot with no riverfront for only $63,500. MLS# 13-11770. RIVERFRONT PARCELS are MLS# 13-11773, 11780, 11783, 11765 & 12429. Only $149,000 with possible owner finance. GRAB A PIECE OF ALASKAN WATERFRONT WITH VIEWS!

Apartments, Unfurnished

2-BEDROOM 6 miles north of Kenai. $850. per month plus electric & deposit. No pets. Coin operated laundry on site. (907)262-7248.

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CLEAN KENAI 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath. fireplace, washer/dryer, dishwasher, basement. Near schools. $775. includes heat, cable. No pets. (907)262-2522. M

Property Management Division 170 N. Birch Suite 101, Soldotna (907)262-2522 Mary.Parske@century21.com www.Century21FreedomRealty.com

“Our family had the awesome privilege of working with Kelly and her assistant Tiffany to sell our home. We quickly put our trust in her because of her knowledge in the real estate field and our community. She handled the details for the sale of our home in a professional and personal way. She communicated with us in detail each step all the way through closing. Kelly’s encouraging words and actions showed us how much she cared for our family during this time of transition. We are proud to say that Kelly Griebel is our family’s Realtor!” Brian & Chanda Wahl & Family

Apartments, Unfurnished

Apartments, Furnished

REDOUBT VIEW Soldotna’s best value! Quiet, freshly painted, close to schools. 1-Bedroom from $625. 2-Bedroom from $725. 3-Bedroom, 2-bath, from $825. No pets. (907)262-4359.

DOWNTOWN Soldotna on the river. 2-bedroom, 1-bath, Seasonal/ Permanent, furnished/ unfurnished, NO pets/ NO smoking. Credit/ background checks. $795., (907)252-7110

EXCELLENT OCEAN VIEW! Bay Arm Apartments, Kenai. Accepting applications for 1 & 2 bedroom apartments, utilities included. $25. nonrefundable application fee. No pets. (907)283-4405.

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Cabins SMALL 1-BEDROOM Cabin, Kenai River. Weekly/ monthly. No smokers/ pets. (907)283-4333

CITY OF KENAI, ALASKA Position(s) Vacancy Temporary Parks & Grounds Maintenance Crew Leader, Temporary Parks & Grounds Maintenance Worker, and Temporary Parks & Grounds Gardener. Hourly pay varies depending on position. Temporary, full-time positions responsible for assisting with summer maintenance of park grounds, facilities/infrastructure, and equipment in support of the Parks & Recreation Department. Position announcement, job descriptions and application are available through the Alaska Job Center Network, (907) 335-3010. Submit resume and City of Kenai application form by April 22, 2014 to Peninsula Job Service, 11312 Kenai Spur Hwy., Kenai, AK 99611. The City of Kenai is an equal opportunity employer. For more information about the City of Kenai, visit our home page at www.ci.kenai.ak.us.

SOLDOTNA 1-bedroom, Satellite, washer/dryer. No smoking/ pets. Lease. $725. (907)262-4047, (907)394-2774.

BRAND NEW HOME Nikiski 3-bedroom, 2-bath, 2-car garage. Refrigerator, dishwasher, & range Wooded lot. $1,500/ month plus utilities. (907)776-5276

Homes FSBO

3-Bedroom, 2.5-bath, 2-car garage oversized, 1-acre lot in Kasilof near school. Efficient gas heat, Venmar Air, Kinetico water., 2352sq.ft.. Cost appraisal $280,000. asking $259,000. Gas assessment refund in 2016 approx. $2000. No unsolicited offers (928)301-3042

Homes FSBO -

3-BEDROOM HOUSE Furnished, Seasonal 4370 Eagle Rock Drive Kenai Spur (907)469-0665

KENAI 3-Bedroom, 3-bath, appliances. washer/dryer. No pets/ smoking. $1,400. plus utilities. (907)398-1303 WHY RENT ????? Why rent when you can own, many low down & zero down payment programs available. Let me help you achieve the dream of home ownership. Call Now !!! Ken Scott, #AK203469. (907)395-4527 or cellular, (907)690-0220. Alaska USA Mortgage Company, #AK157293.

NIKISKI 2-Bedroom with Handicap accessible, AK Housing- OK $875. 3-Bedroom, 1.5-bath, $950.. per month. Pets allowed, includes utilities. Call (907)776-6563.

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Homes THE PERFECT RANCH STYLE HOME

3-Bedroom 2-bath 2-car garage. Beautiful cedar sided home in very quite paved neighborhood on a corner lot with 1.37 acres. All one floor with no steps! All doors are extra wide. Paved driveway and parking area. Excellently maintained. Ideal open floor plan with open kitchen. In floor heat throughout. Vaulted ceilings and a gas fireplace. Large master bedroom with walk in closet and sliding glass door leading to the back deck with lots of privacy (perfect for a hot tub). Each room has its own thermostat and this house is very energy efficient. Well maintained large front and back lawn with lilac trees and rose bushes. Top of the line water filtration system that has eliminated all iron! Garage is 601Sq.Ft. Asking $269,000. (907)283-5747

Retail/Commercial Space PRIME KENAI RETAIL/ OFFICE SPACE 1,832SqFt to 20,000SqFt. Rates start @ $.50SqFt. Call Carr Gottstein Properties, (907)564-2424 or visit www.carrgottstein.com

Ford F150 FX. Black & Blue FX, 4 Wheel Drive, V8, New Rear Breaks, AC/ Power Windows & Doors, New Stereo with Hands Free Blue Tooth, Alarm, Remote Start, Bed Cover, Running Boards, Custom Grill. $12,500. OBO. (907)252-9555

50th Year F150 Anniversary truck Clean white F150 long bed, with bed liner. Automatic with power. 20mpg to Anchorage. 4 x 4 works great. Showing light wear, tires fair. About 204,000 on synthetic oil, no oil burning. Tow hooks, block heater. Starts and runs good in cold weather. New aluminum tool box, tow hitch. Small powerful 4.6 Triton V-8. Call Rick, 907-394-8858. $5,500. Will consider small part trade?

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Auctions

AUCTION

of complete turnkey Welding Shop: Quality Marine, Kodiak, Alaska . Entire Business Liquidation to be sold as one lot Monday, April 28 @ 10am at Alaska Auction Co. 1227 E. 75th Ave., Anchorage, Alaska. Preview in Kodiak by appointment only. (907)349-7078. AlaskaAuction.com

‘01 DAKOTA SPORT 2 sets wheels & tires. less then 61K miles remote start. $8,000. (907)690-1410

Trucks: Heavy Duty MAKE AN OFFER 2010 dually long bed, F-350, 4wheel drive, 6.4 diesel truck, 24k miles, Auto Tran. Hide away goose neck Tow & Trailer brake packages. Spray bed liner. Back up camera. Heated/power mirrors, warranty, Power chip Keyless entry, Power windows/seats Asking $36,400 OBO. KBB at $37k (907)953-4696

Health ASIAN MASSAGE

Please make the phone ring! Call anytime! (907)741-1644, (907)398-8896.

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Health **ASIAN MASSAGE** Wonderful, Relaxing. Happy Spring! Anytime! (907)741-1644, (907)398-8896. Thanks!

Dogs

Self-Sustaining business in an area where industry is growing, North Kenai. Contact Brad (907)690-7737.

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Parts & Accessories TOYO A/T TIRES. P245 70R16 065 1yr old, plus they are on rims, I have Ford hub caps (4). Came off ‘02 Explorer. ALL just $400. (907)260-5943

Home Health Care PERSONAL CARE ASSISTANT

For elderly, respite, family support. Experienced. (907)252-5375

KENAI KENNEL CLUB

Pawsitive training for all dogs & puppies. Agility, Conformation, Obedience, Privates & Rally. www.kenaikennelclub.com (907)335-2552

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Health PENINSULA THAI MASSAGE Thompsons’s/ Soldotna, next to Liberty Tax. (907)252-8053, (907)398-2073

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Lost & Found FOUND BICYCLE Soldotna area Call Sue to identify. (907)262-4455

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Public Notices NOTICE OF DEFAULT AND SALE 2210608 NAMING TRUSTEE: FIRST AMERICAN TITLE INSURANCE COPANY ,SUCCESSOR BY MERGER TO SOUTHCENTRAL TITLE AGENCY TRUSTORS: DANA M. WOLFE and ANGELA J. RUDE BENEFICIARY: CLIFF E. BAKER OWNER OF RECORD: ANGELA J. RUDE Said Deed of Trust was executed on the 23rd day of February, 2005, and recorded on the 15th day of March, 2005, Serial No. 2005002054. Said Deed of Trust has not been assigned by the Beneficiary. Said documents having been recorded in the Kenai Recording District, Third Judicial District, State of Alaska, describing: LOT ONE (1), INTEGRITY PLAZA, according to the official plat thereof, filed under Plat No. 2003-102, Records of the Kenai Recording District, Third Judicial District, State of Alaska. The physical address of the real property described above is 630 Swires Road, Kenai, Alaska. NOTICE IS ALSO GIVEN that a FEDERAL TAX LIEN was filed against DANA M. WOLFE, and recorded on March 30, 2010, Serial No. 2010-002411, in the Kenai Recording District in the amount of $7,424.39, plus interest and penalties. There is of record a CLAIM OF LIEN filed by City of Kenai against LOT ONE, INTEGRITY PLAZA, Plat No. KN-2003-102, in the amount of $710.81 and any other amounts due, and recorded July 21, 2010. There is of record a JUDGMENT in favor of CAPITOL ONE BANK (USA) N.A., against ANGELA J. RUDE, in the amount of $848.34, plus interest, costs and fees, entered May 31, 2012, under Case No. 3KN-12- 0196 CI, in the District Court for the State of Alaska at Kenai, Third Judicial District, and recorded June 13, 2012, Serial No. 2012-005537. The undersigned, being the original, or properly substituted Trustee hereby gives notice that a breach of the obligations under the Deed of Trust has occurred in that the Trustors have failed to satisfy the indebtedness secured thereby: THIRTY-SEVEN THOUSAND SEVEN HUNDRED SIXTY-SIX AND 14/100TH DOLLARS ($37,766.14), plus interest, late charges,costs, attorney fees and other foreclosure costs actually incurred, and any future advances thereunder. Said default may be cured and the sale terminated upon payment of the sum of default plus interest, late charges, costs, attorney fees and other foreclosure costs actually incurred, and any future advances thereunder, prior to the sale date. If Notice of Default has been recorded two or more times previously and default has been cured, the trustee may elect to refuse payment and continue the sale. Upon demand of the Beneficiary, the Trustee elects to sell the above-described property, with proceeds to be applied to the total indebtedness secured thereby. Said sale shall be held at public auction at the ALASKA COURT SYSTEM BUILDING, 125 TRADING BAY DR., #100, KENAI, ALASKA, on the 5th day of June, 2014, said sale shall commence at 11:30 a.m., or as soon thereafter as possible, in conjunction with such other sales that the Trustee or its attorney may conduct. DATED this 4th day of March, 2014. FIRST AMERICAN TITLE INSURANCE COMPANY By: PENELOPE BUNDY Title: Authorized Signer Recording Information: 302 Kenai Serial No. 2014-001596 March 5, 2014 PUBLISHED: 4/20, 27, 5/4, 11, 2014

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THREE-Bedroom, 2-bath, 2 large walk-inclosets, 1352 inside living space, crawl space, 1.5 car garage, fenced back yard, front and back decks. Asphalt DW & neighborhood roads. Large space next to garage for boat or RV. Back yard fully sunned, perfect for greenhouse. Just shy of 1/2 acre. Excellent water. 2 blocks down from K-Beach. New in 2010 natural gas furnace, all new in 2010 appliances included (DW, oven, microwave, frig, washer & dryer). Master bath renovated w/walk-in tile shower; beautiful easy to maintain high-end vinyl flooring throughout. Custom vertical blinds in living room and kitchen, and window coverings. Also included is 55-inch Samsung Plasma TV and 3-speaker Bose surround system; 8 camera security system; outside shed w/Honda lawn mower & weed trimmer. $1500 paint and wallpaper credit provided. Broker courtesy 2.5%. TWO ways to buy - Straight purchase $207K or ASSUME low balance with $880 monthly payments for $70,000 up front cash. (No realtor or credit check is required for the assumption) MLS 14-560 and Zillow.com. Please call 398-8161; 24 hr notice requested for viewing. Owner financing not available.

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HOME Soldotna, 3-bedroom, 2-bath, washer/dryer, dishwasher, shed. $1,125. plus utilities, Security deposit. No pets/smoking. (907)741-0881 (907)242-9551.

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NOTICE OF APPLICATION FOR PERMIT TO APPLY PESTICIDES The Alaska Department of Fish and Game (ADF&G) has applied to the Alaska Department of Environmental Conservation (DEC) for a permit to apply pesticide to control invasive northern Pike in the Soldotna Creek drainage area in the Kenai Peninsula. The following project is proposed and is being reviewed by the appropriate regulatory programs. DEC requests comments from the public regarding the permit application. Copies of the application are available online or upon request. PROJECT NAME: Soldotna Creek Drainage Area Northern Pike Control Aquatic Pesticide Use Permit. WRITTEN COMMENTS: Comments must be received no later than 4:00 p.m. Alaska Standard Time on May 21, 2014. To ensure that your comments are considered in relation to this application, please include the project name at the beginning of your comment. To be considered, comments must be submitted in writing to DEC at the following address: Rebecca Colvin Department of Environmental Conservation Pesticide Program 555 Cordova Street, Anchorage, AK 99501 Phone: 907-269-7802 Fax: 907-269-7600 Email: Rebecca.colvin@alaska.gov PROJECT SUMMARY AND LOCATION: ADF&G has applied to DEC for an aquatic pesticide use permit to apply pesticide to the Soldotna Creek drainage area in the Kenai Peninsula area. Treatment area includes Sevena Lake, Tree Lake, Union Lake, West Mackey Lake, East Mackey Lake, Derks Lake, and all flowing water within the drainage downstream of Tree Lake. The intent of the project is eradicate invasive northern Pike. The proposed products include Prentox CFT Legumine Fish Toxicant, with EPA registration number 655-899, and Prentox Rotenone Fish Toxicant Powder, with EPA registration number 655-691. The active ingredient in both products is rotenone. PROJECT NEED: The presence of illegally introduced invasive northern pike in this area has caused the complete loss of wild rainbow trout fisheries and salmon rearing in some of the larger lakes within the drainage. The connectivity of the treatment area to the Kenai River threatens the entire Kenai River area and tributaries should the northern pike population disperse. The objectives of this treatment are to completely remove the northern pike population from the treatment area, while preserving native fish populations. This will help protect critical wild fish habitat throughout the Kenai River drainage. A pesticide use permit is required to apply pesticides to water. PERMIT APPLICANT: Alaska Department of Fish and Game 43961 K-Beach Road, Suite B Soldotna, AK 99669 FOR SPECIFIC INFORMATION REGARDING THE APPLICATION CONTACT: Diedra Anliker Department of Environmental Conservation Pesticide Control Program 1700 E. Bogard Rd. #B103, Wasilla AK 99654 Phone: (907) 376-2846 Email: diedra.anliker@alaska.gov The State of Alaska, Department of Environmental Conservation complies with Title II of the Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990. If you are a person with a disability who may need a special accommodation in order to participate in this public process, please contact Deborah Pock at (907) 269-0291 or TDD Relay Service 1-800-770-8973/TTY or dial 711 by the close of the public comment period to ensure that any necessary accommodations can be provided. PUBLISHED: 4/20, 21, 2014

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Public Notices The Alaska Department of Fish and Game requests comments from the public regarding the Soldotna Creek Drainage Restoration Project Environmental Assessment (EA) . A copy of the EA is available upon request, or can be viewed online at: http://www.adfg.alaska.gov/index.cfm?adfg= rotenone.currentprojects COMMENTS: Comments must be received no later than 4:00 p.m. Alaska Standard Time on May 21, 2014. To be considered, comments can be submitted in writing by postal mail, fax or e-mail. Mailed comments must be postmarked prior to May 22, 2012. Mailing Address: Robert Massengill 43961 K-Beach Road, Suite B Soldotna, AK 99669 Fax: 907-262-4709 E-mail: robert.massengill@alaska.gov PROJECT NAME: Soldotna Creek Drainage Restoration Project PROJECT SUMMARY AND LOCATION: Northern pike have caused the extinction of native fish species in several lakes within the Soldotna Creek drainage and have been documented entering the Kenai River from Soldotna Creek. Currently, there is no known self-sustaining population of northern pike in the Kenai River drainage outside of Soldotna Creek. If nothing is done to control the spread of northern pike, native fish species will be threatened. The Alaska Department of Fish and Game has, with public input, evaluated alternatives for addressing the invasive northern pike issue and believes the use of rotenone (a plant-based pesticide; http://www.adfg.alaska.gov/index.cfm?adfg= rotenone.main) is the most cost effective and efficient method to remove them. The Alaska Department of Fish and Game is planning a multi-year northern pike eradication project, where the western branch of the Soldotna Creek drainage, including Union Lake, West Mackey Lake, East Mackey Lake and Derks Lake will be treated with rotenone to remove northern pike. This project is set to begin in the fall of 2014. The reminder of the Soldotna Creek drainage (mainstem creek and headwater lakes) will likely be treated with rotenone during the summer of 2016 and 2017. ADF&G has produced an EA for the Soldotna Creek Drainage Restoration Project and is requesting public comments. PROJECT NEED: The Soldotna Creek Drainage is directly connected to the Kenai River. Should northern pike populations expand beyond the Soldotna Creek Drainage into the Kenai River Drainage, the productivity of wild trout and salmon fisheries would be threatened. The objectives of this treatment are to protect critical wild fish habitat by completely removing northern pike from the Soldotna Creek Drainage. PUBLISHED: 4/20, 21, 2014

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PUBLIC NOTICE Jennifer Lee, d.b.a New Peking Chinese Restaurant located at 145 S. Willow Kenai is applying for transfer of a Restaurant / Eating Place AS 04. 11. 100 liquor license to L & K Enterprise, LLC d/b/a New Peking and Sushi. Interested persons should submit written comment to their local governing body, the applicant and to the Alcoholic Beverage Control Board at 2400 Viking Dr., Anchorage, AK 99501. PUBLISH: 4/6, 13, 20, 2014

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Public Notices IN THE SUPERIOR COURT FOR THE STATE OF ALASKA THIRD JUDICAL DISTRICT AT KENAI In the Matter of a Change of Name for: BRAYDEN MAXWELL GREGORY, Current Name of Minor Child Case No: 3KN-13-00832CI

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Notice of Judgment - Change of Name A judgment has been issued by the Superior Court in Kenai, Alaska, in case # 3KN-13-00832CI ordering that the petitioner’s name will be changed from BRAYDEN MAXWELL GREGORY to BRAYDEN MAXWELL FREEMAN GREGORY, effective date stated in the clerk’s Certificate of Name Change. March 13, 2014 Effective Date: PUBLISH: 4/20, 2014

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Public Notice State of Alaska Department of Environmental Conservation 2014 Large Commercial Passenger Vessel Wastewater Discharge General Permit April 8, 2014 ADEC Cruise Ship Program The Alaska Department of Environmental Conservation (DEC) Commercial Passenger Vessel Environmental Compliance Program is proposing to issue a 2014 Large Commercial Passenger Vessel Wastewater Discharge General Permit (Permit number: 2013DB0004). This general permit will satisfy the regulatory provisions of Alaska Statute (AS) 46.03.460 through AS 46.03.490 as amended in 2013 by House Bill 80. This general permit will apply to the discharge of wastewater such as treated sewage, treated graywater, and other treated wastewater discharges from large commercial passenger vessels operating in marine waters of the state (AS 46.03.462). Large commercial vessels include passenger vessels for hire that provide overnight accommodations for 250 or more passengers, determined with reference to the number of lower berths. The draft General Permit, Fact Sheet and other information is available at the DEC's web site at the following address: http://dec.alaska.gov/water/cruise_ships/ index.htm The 45 day public comment period begins Tuesday, April 8, 2014 and closes May 23, 2014 at 5:00 p.m. DEC will hold a Public Workshop / Public Hearing regarding the proposed General Permit on April 30, 2014 at Centennial Hall in Juneau, Alaska from 5:00 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. DEC invites comments on the proposed 2014 Large Commercial Passenger Vessel Wastewater Discharge General Permit. Written comments must be addressed to Alaska Department of Environmental Conservation, attn. Commercial Passenger Vessel Environmental Compliance Program, 410 Willoughby Avenue, Suite 303, P.O. Box 111800, Juneau, Alaska 99811-1800 or via email to DEC.WQ.Cruise@alaska.gov and must be received by 5:00 pm on May 23, 2014. Disability Reasonable Accommodation Notice The State of Alaska, Department of Environmental Conservation complies with Title II of the Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990. If you are a person with a disability who may need a special accommodation in order to participate in this public process, please contact Deborah Pock at (907) 269-0291 or TDD Relay Service 1-800-770-8973/TTY or dial 711 within 30 days of publication of this notice to ensure that any necessary accommodations can be provided. PUBLISHED: 4/20, 2014 1685/2279

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Will’s home William was born in Stratfordupon-Avon, England. His father, John Shakespeare, was wealthy. He gained much of his money from his wife, Mary Arden. A woman’s property went to her husband at that time. William’s dad made leather goods such as gloves. He was also a top official in Stratford. He was chief alderman, or an elected official similar to a city councilman. At times, he served as deputy bailiff (BAY-lif), or sheriff.

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Shakespeare in School Elementary school Boys from middle-class families usually started attending elementary school when they were between 7 and 11 years old. William was one of those lucky kids. Girls that age may have continued to learn at home, but many stopped going to any type of school. When he was 7, William began attending the Stratford Grammar School, an excellent school founded in 1295. It was in a large hall above a meeting room. The building is still standing. School was hard. The school day started at 6 a.m. in the summer and 7:00 a.m. in the winter. It lasted from eight to 12 hours, six days a week. Kids had to bring their own candles to study in the dark. The school day began with prayers, followed by lessons in Latin, Greek, math, religion and writing. Students learned how to give a speech and how to debate.

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The wonderful plays We don’t know how Shakespeare got started in theater, but experts know he was in London acting and writing plays by the 1590s. His playwriting career was very successful. He bought a house in Stratford for his family. It was the second-largest house in town, with 10 fireplaces, two orchards, two barns and two gardens. He became part owner of a very successful playing, or acting, company, The King’s Men. It was probably sponsored, or supported, by King James. Shakespeare also owned property in London.

Look through your newspaper for stories about Shakespeare or local plays.

Going to the theater When Shakespeare’s theater career began, there was little entertainment. People could go to bear baitings, or dogs attacking captive bears, to church or to plays. Plays were so popular that one-quarter of London’s population might see a play.

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When William was about 15, his father lost much of his money. He also lost his job as alderman. He was in danger of losing his property. William left school around that time. No one knows what he did for the next few years. He may have become a schoolmaster in a household in northern England, or he may have become an actor. He returned to Stratford when he was 18 and married a neighborhood girl, Anne Hathaway. They had a daughter, Susanna, and twins, Hamnet and Judith. Hamnet died when he was 11. Shakespeare’s acting company built the Globe Theatre in London, where they performed.

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This is a later artist’s idea of Shakespeare with his family at their home in Stratford. His family stayed in Stratford while he worked in London. He probably didn’t get to see them very often. It took about a day on horseback to get to Stratford from London.

William Shakespeare would have used a desk like this one when he was in school. This is a copy of a desk that was made into a bookcase

About once a year, groups of traveling players, or actors, came to Stratford. From the time he was about 8, William was able to watch plays with the rest of the townspeople. Players would perform in front of town officials, in the square or in an inn, or hotel, yard. People would watch from balconies around the inn. There were no women players. Young men acted the women’s parts. William also might have seen religious plays called mystery plays or miracle plays. Women did act in those. Traveling players may have performed in churches or on temporary stages built in the town.

Paper was not as easy to get as it is today; it was valuable. Students had to learn how to write without blotting the ink or wrecking the paper.

The boys studied plays and literature by ancient Romans and Greeks. Students learned by reciting or writing things over and over. They had to memorize a lot. They also had to learn how to compose their own works. They often wrote in one language and then translated it to another. Students also learned penmanship, which was a complicated process. They wrote by dipping a goosefeather into a pot of ink. They had to learn to sharpen the feather with a knife.

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This art shows the house where Shakespeare was born (center house). It was painted in 1834.

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Idina Menzel is a singer, actress and songwriter. She was the voice of Elsa and the singer of “Let It Go” in the Disney movie “Frozen.” That song recently won the Academy Award for Best Original Song. Idina is best known for her roles in Broadway plays and musicals. She won the top award for plays, the Tony Award, for playing the Oz witch Elphaba in the musical “Wicked.” She has acted in several movies, including “Enchanted,” and TV shows such as “Glee.” She started acting in school plays in elementary school. She played the role of Dorothy in her fifth-grade show of “Wizard of Oz.” She sang at weddings and other special occasions when she was in high school. She earned her college degree in drama. Idina, 42, was born in Syosset, N.Y. She has one younger sister. She co-founded the charity “A BroaderWay Foundation,” which helps young people in the arts.

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Not all kids learned how to write, although kids attending grammar school usually learned both reading and writing. There were no set rules for how to spell words at that time, so nobody had spelling tests.

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Experts think Shakespeare was probably born on April 23, 1564. He died exactly 52 years later, on April 23, 1616. This portrait of him was on a sign that may have hung outside a publishing house.

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This stained glass shows how a wealthy schoolboy would have dressed at the time Shakespeare was in school. These clothes were probably way too fancy for Shakespeare. He would have worn white or beige stockings with brown, black or gray short trousers and a jacket.

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William grew up with five siblings and many cousins. William’s mother and grandmother probably taught the kids to read at home. When they were about 4 or 5, children learned to read with a hornbook, or a little wooden tablet with a piece of paper or parchment* glued to it. It was covered with a thin, protective piece of animal horn.

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William Shakespeare was born in April 1564, and even now, 450 years later, his plays, including “Romeo and Juliet” and “Hamlet,” are the most admired literature in the world. He is also known for his sonnets (SAHNits), a special type of poem. The Mini Page talked with the head of reference at the Folger Shakespeare Library in Washington, D.C., about Shakespeare’s childhood.

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Improve your community by shopping locally Just outside my backdoor is a tree where Eagles like to rest. I often hear them cackling before I ever see them. Living on the River has always been special. I often comment to visitors that I feel like Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m living in the middle of a national Park. I have had the opportunity over the years to take my Boy Scout troop into many of the nearby wilderness areas. Some are only minutes away. We may go several days and never see another person. We recognize that our demographics are changing, that we have fewer students in our school system and more retired individuals moving to the area. We all worry about trying to create more good jobs to allow our high school graduates and those who receive training beyond high school to return to the local area and raise their families. We all want to improve our community. The Envision 2030 plan is a result of many different community people coming to-

gether and dreaming about the future. It has some wonderful suggestions which will provide more services for our community as well as beautify our surroundings and protect the environment. These ideas often have a price tag associated with them and can only be implemented if we have the revenues. With fishing and other consumptive tourism at its maximum, we need to consider some alternatives to entice non-consumptive use. An excellent trail system for example would provide opportunities for ecotourism which is very popular in the rest of the world. One business in Homer is providing fat tire bicycles which people can ride up the Shoreline to the head of the bay. A similar trail from Homer to Nikiski and from Soldotna to Cooper Landing and perhaps into the non-wilderness areas may create significant tourist opportunities. Shopping locally does two things. It provides jobs in the lo-

man terms, money cal area and also Revenues to help pay for spent locally , helps to support sports those dreams. It is often tempting to think and recreation for our children, jobs we can get a better to support families, deal on the Internet or in our larger cities and assistance for seniors among othto the North. Sometimes that is true and ers. I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t claim sometimes not. Personally, I buy all my that it is unpatriotic to not spend hunting and fishing equipment locally and Soldotna Mayor Nels Anderson your money locally. always have because I can get a I do believe however that local better deal here than anywhere purchase can be done cost effecelse. If one adds in the cost of tively in more cases than people postage and shipping or the gas assume. I have personally have money to go to Anchorage it of- had local merchants order me a ten turns out to be cheaper to number of things not normally buy local. carried (like to 200 flowerpots ) The local tax revenue keeps at a surprisingly reasonable cost. the roads plowed, helps pay for Mostly, local merchants just want schools, police protection, librar- to have the opportunity to comies, and parks. Economists argue pete for your business. The next about how much the multiplier ef- time youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re thinking about not fect is of a dollar spent in the local buying locally stop and consider economy but everyone recognizes whether your needs can be met that a dollar spent elsewhere has locally. This is after all your comno community benefit. In hu- munity as well as mine.

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Local Businesses donate more money to nonprofits and are more accountable to their local community. Local businesses produce more income, jobs and tax revenue for local services. Local businesses utilize local ads, banks and other support services.

Supporting local business preserves the economic diversity of our community and our neighborhoods. Parks, boardwalks, water and sewer extensions and so much more. Local business anchors the neighborhood infrastructure and supports the tax base.

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Keep Soldotna & Kenai- You can find a new adventure in a familiar place. Where we live, shop and play is the foundation of our community. Unique and sustainable businesses are vital to Soldotna & Kenai.

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“To serve as a resource that will represent, educate and advocate for our member businesses; while promoting responsible growth for the greater Soldotna area.”

Information Center. You receive membership in both when you sign up. The visitor center operates year round. We work to encourage travel to Soldotna every day of the year! Winter tourism is also promoted through our center. As a member, you may display promotional brochures or business cards in our Visitor Center. An inexpensive and highly visible marketing tool available only to members.

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Welcome to Soldotna’s Kenai River Parks

Soldotna is rich in history and resources, from its early homesteaders to the breathtaking Kenai River, which is the home of the World Record King Salmon. From Soldotna, you will see some of the most beautiful and magnificent scenery, and experience things you never imagined. Our campgrounds border the famous Kenai River with over 3700 feet of elevated boardwalks. You can fish the Kenai River, and a short distance away from Soldotna you can go halibut fishing, walk the beaches of the Kenai Peninsula and dig for razor clams, canoe one of the many lakes or streams, hike the trails along the river and on the Kenai Wildlife Refuge, or see a glacier up close. Photo opportunities for many kinds of wildlife and nature are all around you. We hope you enjoy your time in Soldotna. If you have any questions, please contact the Soldotna Chamber of Commerce at 907-262-9814.

1. Centennial Park If you want to see/do it all – campsites, river access, and the City of Soldotna – Centennial Park is the location for you! Add the nearby rodeo grounds, ball fields, and the Soldotna Historical Museum, all of which are within walking distance of this park, and you’ll find yourself in the center of it all. The park has over 190 designated campsites. Some are along the river and all come with picnic tables, fire pits, and lots of trees for privacy. Disabled campers will find several sites set-aside for their use, as well as 95 feet of dedicated fishwalk, which is ADA accessible. Don’t despair if your “favorite campsite” is being used. Overflow camping is provided while you wait your turn. Potable water is available at well houses. If you need ice to cool down or firewood to warm up, both are available at the park booth. Newspapers are available if you feel the need to catch up on what’s going on outside your campsite. Centennial Park isn’t just for camping. There are places to picnic and don’t forget your fishing pole. There is plenty of graveled trails for nature walks. More than 850 feet of elevated boardwalk and 19 sets of river access stair units, for safe access to the river’s edge, while two boat launches allow you to get your boat on the water. The Kenai River offers some of the best red and silver salmon fishing on the entire Kenai River, as well as a good chance to hook into a monster King Salmon. There is a user-fee area and fees can be paid at the park booth or at the Soldotna Sports Center. Season passes

for day-use and boat-launching are also available. An information booth with coffee and snacks is available by the boat launch. How to find Centennial Park: If you are arriving in Soldotna on the Sterling Highway from Sterling, turn right onto Kalifornsky Beach Road, just after crossing the David Douthit Veteran’s Memorial Bridge. A sign will then direct you to an immediate right turn into the park.

2. Swiftwater Park Winding through the forest that borders the Kenai River are the 40 campsites of Swiftwater Park. With the park’s seclusion from the busy summer activity in Soldotna, it could almost be its own little village. Campsites come completed with picnic tables and fire pits. Potable water is available at well houses. Firewood can be purchased in the park and there is an RV dump station available. More than 800 feet of elevated boardwalk and fishwalks were built along the rivers edge, so the fragile river bank can be enjoyed with disturbing the delicate ecosystem of the river. Eager to put your boat on the river and get your hook in the water? Who wouldn’t be? This is a perfect spot for catching sockeye, silver, and pink salmon. And don’t forget that bank fishermen also occasionally catch king salmon at this location. The park has a launch ramp and plenty of parking to accommodate day users. Fees can be paid at the park booth or at the Soldotna Sports Center. How to find Swiftwater Park: If you are arriving in Soldotna on the Sterling Highway from Sterling, turn left on East Redoubt (just past Fred Meyers). There are signs to guide you the short distance to the campground. 3. Rotary Park If you want to weigh your chances for catching sockeye, silver, or pink salmon, Rotary Park is the place for you. Feel free to leave the fishing pole behind and enjoy a walk along the 625 feet of elevated boardwalk. Located near the Soldotna Municipal Airport, there is a small parking area at the head of the three-quarter mile maintained trail that leads to the river. The trail is handicapped accessible, with assistance. Restrooms are located in the same area as the parking lot. This is a fee-user area. Visitors can pay per use or obtain a seasonal pass, available at the Centennial Park Booth, or Swiftwater Park Booth, or the Soldotna Sports Center. How to find Rotary Park: If you are arriving in Soldotna on the Sterling Highway from

Sterling, turn left on Funny River Road, at the intersection after you cross overthe David Douthit Veteran’s Memorial Bridge. From there it is a short 2.5-mile drive.

4. Soldotna Visitor Center Next door to Centennial Park is the Soldotna Visitor Information Center, with its large parking lot and the 250 foot Classic Fishwalk, which can be accessed by a set of stairs to the left of the center. Along the stairs, you will find information on the river,

salmon, and the environment posted at each of the landings. Be sure to look at the list of salmon-supporting rivers in the Western United States. At the bottom of the stairs, benches are provided where you can sit and enjoy the sights and sounds of the river as it journeys from its glacial beginnings to the waters of Cook Inlet. Along the Fishwalk, you are welcome to throw a hook in the river’s chilly waters. This area is know for sockeye, silver, and pink salmon. After you’ve visited the

river, be sure to visit the Visitor Center where the World Record King Salmon is on display and take advantage of all the information. How to find the Soldotna Visitor Information Center: If you are arriving in Soldotna on the Sterling Highway from Sterling, turn right into the Visitor Center parking lot just after crossing the David Douthit Veteran’s Memorial Bridge.

5. Soldotna Creek Park See Parks, Page 6

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...PARKS

in Soldotna on the Sterling Highway from Sterling, turn left into the brand new entry Continued from page 5 just past Don Jose’s Mexican 5. Soldotna Creek Park Pull into the parking area restaurant. at Soldotna Creek Park and 6. Aspen Park the Sterling Highway sudBuilt with the younger set denly seems miles away. You in mind, playground equipdo not have to be a fisherman ment takes center stage at Asto enjoy the almost 13 acres pen Park. A ring of benches of river front property, but it’s encircling the play area is perokay if you are. fect for those who prefer to Picnic areas with bar- watch, rather than join in the beques are strategically placed climbing, sliding and swingthrough the trees and over- ing. When the seeming nonlooking the Kenai River. A stop energy of your youngpavilion with picnic tables, sters finally begins to fade and stands ready in case you want their appetites soar, spread out a roof overhead while you eat. food and drinks on one of the The new community built park’s handy picnic tables. A playground - built entirely wall of green spruce and birch with volunteer funding and provide a perfect boundary, effort is a MUST SEE! The setting this area apart from playground equipment prom- neighboring homes and busiises to keep children busy. nesses. Benches are set to face the Ke7. Farnsworth Park nai River and provide a scenic The ALL NEW FarnAlaskan setting, just right for sworth Park sign reads, daydreaming or the time-out “Dedicated to the Children of your choosing. of Soldotna.” Visit the park A wide trail, which is handand you’ll see that childhood icapped accessible, leads to the imagination and energy were mouth of Soldotna Creek and guiding stars in both the parks’ has over 2250 feet of elevated original design and most reboardwalk, with river-access cent reconstruction. Benches stair units that wind along the around the grassy perimeter edge of the Kenai River. The and near the park’s center location of this day-use only provide adults with eagle-eye park makes it a favorite. You posts from which to view all can reserve the pavilion for the swinging, sliding, climbspecial gather-ing by calling ing and even imaginary sailing 907-262-3151 ext 24. on the park’s big boat. A paHow to find Soldotna vilion with picnic tables offers Creek Park: If you are arriving shade against Alaska’s long

sunlit days or shelter from un- kids’ little arms and legs get the expected changes in weather. exercise they need. Separated from traffic and the surround8. Pioneer Gardens If you thought the only ing neighborhood by a circle thing growing in Alaska were of green-leafed birch trees and record-breaking King salmon, bushes, the younger set is free think again. Soldotna show- to whoop it up as they slide, cases spectacular flowers and run, jump, swing and climb greenery that surprise most to their heart’s content. And guests who will take the time you’re free to keep an eye on to “smell the roses.” Thanks them, read a book, or maybe to Soldotna Master Gardeners, even rest your eyes while the you can see a sampling of our youngsters wear themselves flora at Pioneer Gardens, con- out. veniently located next to the 10. Sunrise Park Push back Alaska’s trees Sterling Highway as it winds and what do you have? Sunrise through Soldotna. Park with its wide-open spaces 9. Riverview Park Give yourself a breather waiting for sports enthusiasts while Riverview Park helps the of all ages and interests. Don’t let the baseball backstop fool

you. Although it was developed as a soccer and baseball area, its size allows for other uses as well including Lacrosse and football. Let the world take care of itself, while you swing at a baseball, catch a softball, kick a soccer ball, or toss a Frisbee. The Kenai River and the salmon promise not to go anywhere; they’ll be waiting for you when you’re through. 11. Parker Park Located next to the Soldotna Senior Center and post office. Parker Park is the venue for many city events. A pleasant place to stroll and sit.

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Soldotna is a tourist destination. Alaska, the Kenai Peninsula, the Kenai River, Soldotna:

Who would not want to vacation here? The Soldotna Chamber has nearly 600 business members. Many of our members are in traditional tourism businesses (ie: fishing, lodging and activities) but what most businesses would say is... Tourism...It’s Everyone’s Business It’s your neighbor’s Business The average visitor stays in Soldotna for 9 days. If the visiting party has 6 people…. They will spend an average of $103 per day for 7 days = $5460 cash in our community. Take 6% sales tax (both borough and city) = $327.60 in tax revenue. Fun Fact: The US Travel Association estimates that each household would pay $923 more annually in taxes without the tax revenue generated by the travel industry. The majority of tourism businesses are small and a great many of them are mom and pop businesses with five or less employees.

Location, Location, Location

Location is everything, and Soldotna’s couldn’t be better. • Regional Accessibility: Located 150 miles south of Anchorage along the Sterling Highway. Soldotna is a quick day-trip by Alaskan standards. • ‘Gateway’ to the Central Peninsula: Soldotna is at the intersection of the Sterling Highway, Kenai Spur Highway, and Kalifornsky Beach Road. Traffic to and from Anchorage must travel through Soldotna en route to Kenai, Nikiski, and Homer. Soldotna is the best physical location for businesses, located at the intersection of three regional highways. • Spectacular Natural Setting: Soldotna is the ‘River City,’ located along the banks of the world-renowned Kenai River. • Service and Retail Hub of the Central Peninsula: We are home to several large employers, including five of the top ten employers in the entire Kenai Peninsula Borough. The Kenai Peninsula Borough has the rare distinction of being the most diversified economy in the State of Alaska, and Soldotna is at its heart. A well-developed road system and proximity to Anchorage connects Soldotna to the larger south central economy. The natural beauty of our community, its well-developed services, our strong economy, and high quality of life make Soldotna one of the most desirable places to live, work and play in the State of Alaska.

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Benefits & Services

Promoting Your Business:

Referral Service Our office receives thousands of calls, walk-ins and emails for information. As a member, your business will be recommended by our staff. Premium Website Presence Your business will be listed by category with all available contact information on our Official Website, making it easy for visitors to find and contact you. You can customize a mini-webpage with up to 10 photos, a long description, link to your Facebook page and so much more! Contact us for more details. Online Availability Program Update and post your lodging or fishing availability on our website! This is a FREE service and allows visitors and visitor center staff to know of your availability each day. Easy to use and has proven results! Email Leads Service For an additional fee, you can receive daily, qualified leads generated on our website from visitors requesting more info about visiting or relocating to Soldotna. This information is emailed to you as soon as we receive it, so you can respond promptly! Official Chamber Logo Privileges You may use our official logo on your website or print materials as a symbol of your membership in our organization. Bulk Mailing Stamp Use and Notary Services Your business may use our bulk mail stamp for any mailing with over 200 pieces. A great way to save money on your large mailings. We also offer notary services to members. Monthly Printed Newsletter and E-newsletter Our monthly newsletter and weekly e-newsletters are a fun and informative way we communicate with our members. Want to promote your business or event to other chamber members? All Members receive one, full page B&W ad FREE during the membership year! Additional Services available to Members – Contact us today for more information! • Business Open House Promotion • Educational Training, i.e. Social Media and more! • Member Mailing List Labels • Additional Newsletter Ad • Website Hot Deals • FREE Online Job Postings • E-newsletter ads and more! Weekly Luncheon “Issue & Answer” Forums Held every Tuesday at Noon, our luncheon programs target issues of interest to you – the business person. A great networking opportunity! Official Soldotna Visitor Guide A highly successful visitor guide mailed to everyone inquiring through the Soldotna Visitor Center. The guide is also placed in strategic locations locally and statewide. As a member, you receive a FREE directory listing and you also have the option to purchase a print ad. We start accepting advertising in August. Each year, we print and distribute 60,000 guides. An affordable and effective form of advertising for your business! Relocation Guide A publication highlighting the wonderful aspects of living in Soldotna. It provides information to assist people wanting to relocate to the area. Print ads are available for purchase. Marketing and Advertising to the Lower 48 We partner with the Alaska Tourism Industry Association and the Kenai Peninsula Tourism Marketing Council to distribute our Visitor Guide at numerous sport and trade shows outside of Alaska, as well as shows in Anchorage, the Mat-Su Valley and Fairbanks. We also promote Soldotna in national and in-state magazines and visitor guides, giving you extensive marketing exposure for your business!

Membership in the Soldotna Chamber of Commerce and Visitor Center The Chamber of Commerce administrates the Soldotna Visitor Center. You receive membership in both when you sign up. The visitor center operates year round. We work to encourage travel to Soldotna every day of the year! As a member, you may display promotional brochures/rack cards or business cards in our Visitor Center. An inexpensive and highly visible marketing tool available only to members.

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City of Soldotna Population & Location The City of Soldotna is home to approximately 4,100 residents, with many more beyond the city limits. The City encompasses 7.5 square miles of land. Soldotnaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s current economic base allows for continued and consistent population growth. Located 150 miles south of Anchorage on the Kenai Peninsula, Soldotna is situated 10 miles inland from the Cook Inlet. The City of Kenai is only twelve miles to the northwest of Soldotna. Soldotna and Kenai are often referred to as the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Twin or Sister Cities.â&#x20AC;? They share an integrated economy while each maintains a unique independent character. Fifteen miles to the east of Soldotna lies the community of Sterling and in the distance the Kenai Mountains. To the south is the City of Homer. Alaska has about 710,231 residents occupying 570,640 square miles. Alaska is the largest state, about 2.3 times the size of Texas and about one-fifth the size of the Lower 48 states. The Kenai Peninsula has an estimated 55,400 residents. The boundaries of the Kenai Peninsula Borough encompass a total of 16,075 square miles. In comparison, the total land mass of the borough equals that of Massachusetts and New Jersey combined. However, the total borough population is less than 1/400th of that same area!

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Soldotna Chamber Events

Chamber members are invited to become involved in any or all of our programs and events! Please contact January Yeager, Projects & Events Coordinator at january@soldotnachamber.com or (907) 262-9814.

Awards Banquet

Held every January, this is an event that gives special recognition to businesses and individuals that provide outstanding service to the chamber and the community.

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Lemonade Day

The Chamber coordinates this event for Soldotna. This is a nationwide event that encourages children to become entrepreneurs by opening their own lemonade stand. They learn to set goals, develop a business plan, and make their very own money, which can be saved, spent and shared!

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Progress Days

Held annually, the 4th weekend in July, this is the largest event of the year for our community! Includes a parade, family activities, dutch oven competition and community picnic.

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Annual Pie & Dessert Auction

This is the chamberâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s only fundraiser for the year! At this fun-filled event, local gourmets bake desserts to be auctioned off. Each of these has a secret prize attached, which is only announced after the last dessert is sold.

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St. Patrickâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Day Parade

Buy Local Campaign

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Peninsula Winter Games Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s All About the Kids!! Every January, for over 30 years, this winter event has drawn families from all over the Peninsula. It takes place at the Soldotna Sports Center with games, food, and entertainment for all.

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Soldotna Mayor and Council Members

How to communicate with your Mayor and Council Members Send an E-mail You may submit written comments via e-mail to council@ci.soldotna.ak.us Send a Fax The City Clerk’s fax number is 907-262-4389. The City Clerk will make sure all members receive a copy. Attend a Meeting Council meetings are typically held on the 2nd and 4th Wednesday of each month in the Council Chamber at City Hall, 177 N. Birch St. Meetings begin at 6:30 p.m. with several opportunities for public comment. Write a Letter You may write a letter ad-dressed to “Mayor and Council” and the City Clerk will be sure that all members receive a copy. The mailing address is: 177 N. Birch St. Soldotna, AK 99669.

The Council determines the policies of the City of Soldotna. If you have ideas on the direction you would like to see Soldotna take, please contact the Council. Your Council Members Are: Mayor Nels Anderson �� 252-3899 Paul Whitney �� 262-5667 Meggean Bos �� 953-6869 Linda Murphy �� 262-1686 Regina Daniels �� 262-5106 Keith Baxter �� 398-7287 Pete Sprague �� 262-4073

Back Row (From left to right): Pete Sprague, Linda Murphy, Keith Baxter, Paul Whitney; Front Row (From left to right): Regina Daniels, Mayor Nels Anderson, Meggean Bos

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Soldotna Chamber of Commerce and Visitor Center Staff

From left to right: Tami Murray, Katie Jacobson, January Yeager, Michelle Glaves

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Soldotna Chamber of Commerce and Visitor Center Board of Directors

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Soldotna Chamber of Commerce Board of Directors Ryan Kapp, President Edwards Jones Investments Becky Hutchinson, Secretary-Treasurer Alaska USA Federal Credit Union Mary Hart, Director GCI Esther Chambers, Director Century 21 Freedom Realty Robert Ruffner, Director Kenai Watershed Forum Sherri Nyitrai, Director Alaska Family Medical Clinic Steve Manley, Director Wells Fargo Bank Becky Foster, Director Foster Construction Shanon Hamrick, Director Kenai Peninsula Tourism Marketing Council (KPTMC) Jim Stogsdill, Director Fish Happens Guide Service Laura West, Director First American Title Insurance Company Mike Sweeney, Director Sweeneyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Clothing Linda Murphy, City of Soldotna Liaison City Council Member

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Fantastic Four ›› (2005, Action) Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba. ‘PG-13’ (1:46) ^ HBO2 Tue. 5:15 p.m.; Sat. 8 p.m. Fast Five ›› (2011, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. ‘PG-13’ (2:10) (8) WGN-A Sun. 4 p.m. Fever Pitch ›› (2005, RomanceComedy) Drew Barrymore, Jimmy Fallon. ‘PG-13’ (1:43) ! HBO Tue. 4:15 p.m. The 40-Year-Old Virgin ››› (2005, Romance-Comedy) Steve Carell, Catherine Keener. Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence. ‘R’ (1:56) + MAX Sun. 9 p.m.

Gangster Squad ›› (2013, Crime Drama) Josh Brolin, Ryan Gosling. ‘R’ (1:50) + MAX Fri. 7 p.m. Gladiator ››› (2000, Historical Drama) Russell Crowe, Joaquin Phoenix. Condemned to arena fights by corrupt Roman leader Commodus, Gen. Maximus seeks revenge for his family’s deaths. ‘R’ (2:34) (43) AMC Fri. 7 p.m.

The Hangover Part III ›› (2013, Comedy) Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms. ‘R’ (1:40) ^ HBO2 Fri. 8:30 p.m. Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay ›› (2008, Comedy) Kal Penn, John Cho. ‘NR’ (1:47) (81) COM Sat. 7:15 p.m. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 ››› (2010, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. Harry, Ron and Hermione leave Hogwarts behind on a mission to destroy the Horcruxes, the secrets to Voldemort’s power and immortality. ‘PG-13’ (2:26) (51) FAM Sat. 4:30 p.m. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 ››› (2011, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. As his showdown with Lord Voldemort nears, Harry may have to make the ultimate sacrifice. ‘PG-13’ (2:11) (51) FAM Sat. 8 p.m. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix ››› (2007, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. When a new professor’s bureaucratic methods leave Hogwarts unprepared to fight the rising tide of evil, Harry teaches a dedicated group of students how to defend against the dark arts. ‘PG-13’ (2:18) (51) FAM Tue. 7 p.m. The Heat ›› (2013, Comedy) Sandra Bullock, Melissa McCarthy. ‘R’ (1:57) ! HBO Mon. 9 p.m. ^ HBO2 Thu. 10 p.m. He’s Just Not That Into You ›› (2009, Romance-Comedy) Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston. ‘PG-13’ (2:09) (28) USA Sun. 5 p.m. Hollywoodland ›› (2006, Mystery) Adrien Brody, Ben Affleck. ‘R’ (2:06) 8 TMC Mon. 7 p.m. Homegrown ›› (1998, Comedy-Drama) Billy Bob Thornton, Hank Azaria. ‘R’ (1:41) 8 TMC Sun. 11 p.m. Hop ›› (2011, Comedy) Voices of James Marsden, Russell Brand. ‘PG’

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movieson (1:35) (51) FAM Sun. 7 p.m., 9 p.m.; Mon. 6 p.m. Hostel ›› (2006, Horror) Jay Hernandez, Derek Richardson. ‘R’ (1:35) (82) SYFY Thu. 6 p.m. Hulk ›› (2003, Fantasy) Eric Bana, Jennifer Connelly. ‘PG-13’ (2:18) (31) TNT Fri. 11:33 p.m.

I Am Legend ››› (2007, Science Fiction) Will Smith, Alice Braga. After a man-made plague transforms Earth’s population into bloodthirsty vampires, a lone survivor desperately searches for a cure. ‘PG-13’ (1:41) (31) TNT Sat. 6:33 p.m. The Incredible Burt Wonderstone ›› (2013, Comedy) Steve Carell, Steve Buscemi. ‘PG-13’ (1:40) + MAX Sat. 9 p.m. The Internship ›› (2013, Comedy) Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson. ‘PG-13’ (1:59) + MAX Thu. 9 p.m. Invincible ›› (2006, Biography) Mark Wahlberg, Greg Kinnear. ‘PG’ (1:44) (43) AMC Mon. 4:30 p.m.

Jack the Giant Slayer ›› (2013, Fantasy) Nicholas Hoult, Eleanor Tomlinson. ‘PG-13’ (1:53) + MAX Sun. 7 p.m. Jarhead ››› (2005, War) Jake Gyllenhaal, Peter Sarsgaard. A Marine and his comrades form brotherly bonds while patrolling the Iraqi desert during the Gulf War. ‘R’ (2:03) 5 SHOW Tue. 11:30 p.m. Jaws ›››› (1975, Horror) Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw. A man-eating shark terrorizes a New England resort town. ‘PG’ (2:04) (43) AMC Mon. 7 p.m. Jaws 2 ›› (1978, Horror) Roy Scheider, Lorraine Gary. ‘PG’ (1:57) (43) AMC Mon. 10 p.m.; Tue. 4 p.m.

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Jeepers Creepers ›› (2001, Horror) Gina Philips, Justin Long. ‘R’ (1:29) (82) SYFY Thu. 8 p.m.; Fri. 5 p.m. Judy Moody and the NOT Bummer Summer ›› (2011, Comedy) Jordana Beatty, Heather Graham. ‘PG’ (1:31) (49) DISN Thu. 7 p.m.

Kindergarten Cop ›› (1990, Comedy) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Penelope Ann Miller. ‘PG-13’ (1:51) 8 TMC Thu. 7 p.m.

Machete ›› (2010, Action) Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro. ‘R’ (1:44) (82) SYFY Sat. 6 p.m. Man of Steel ›› (2013, Action) Henry Cavill, Amy Adams. ‘PG-13’ (2:23) !

Oblivion ›› (2013, Science Fiction) Tom Cruise, Morgan Freeman. ‘PG-13’ (2:05) + MAX Wed. 9 p.m. Oceans ››› (2009, Documentary) Narrated by Pierce Brosnan. Filmmakers Jacques Perrin and Jacques Cluzaud explore the wonders and harsh reality of life beneath the waves. ‘G’ (1:42) (47) ANPL Tue. 4 p.m.

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Lara Croft: Tomb Raider ›› (2001, Adventure) Angelina Jolie, Jon Voight. ‘PG-13’ (1:40) (30) TBS Fri. 10 p.m. Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events ››› (2004, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Liam Aiken. A dastardly count plots to steal an inheritance from three young orphans placed in his care. ‘PG’ (1:47) 8 TMC Sun. 7 p.m.; Thu. 5 p.m. Liar Liar ›› (1997, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney. ‘PG-13’ (1:27) (51) FAM Fri. 6 p.m. Lincoln ››› (2012, Historical Drama) Daniel Day-Lewis, Sally Field. During his final months in office, President Abraham Lincoln moves forward to end the Civil War, unite the country and abolish slavery forever. ‘PG-13’ (2:29) 8 TMC Mon. 4:30 p.m.; Fri. 7 p.m. The Little Mermaid ›››› (1989, Fantasy) Voices of Jodi Benson, Pat Carroll. Animated. Disney’s Oscar-winning version of the fairy tale. ‘G’ (1:22) (49) DISN Sat. 7:30 p.m. The Longest Yard ›› (2005, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Chris Rock. ‘PG-13’ (1:53) 5 SHOW Sun. 4 p.m.; Sat. 11:30 p.m.

Next of Kin ›› (1989, Crime Drama) Patrick Swayze, Liam Neeson. ‘R’ (1:48) (43) AMC Tue. 6:30 p.m. No Place on Earth ›› (2012, Documentary) ‘PG-13’ (1:24) (58) HIST Sat. 5 p.m. No Strings Attached ›› (2011, Romance-Comedy) Natalie Portman, Ashton Kutcher. ‘R’ (1:48) (28) USA Fri. 11 p.m. Now You See Me ›› (2013, Comedy-Drama) Jesse Eisenberg, Mark Ruffalo. ‘PG-13’ (1:56) ! HBO Sat. 9:30 p.m.

Pacific Rim HBO Sat. 11:35 p.m. ^ HBO2 Sun. 8 p.m.; Wed. 8:30 p.m. Man on Fire ›› (2004, Crime Drama) Denzel Washington, Dakota Fanning. ‘R’ (2:25) (38) SPIKE Wed. 4 p.m. Men in Black ››› (1997, Action) Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith. A veteran agent and a rookie protect mankind from dangerous extraterrestrials roaming the Earth. ‘PG-13’ (1:38) (82) SYFY Sun. 8 p.m.; Mon. 5 p.m. Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous ›› (2005, Comedy) Sandra Bullock, Regina King. ‘PG-13’ (1:55) ^ HBO2 Mon. 4:30 p.m. Mission: Impossible III ››› (2006, Action) Tom Cruise, Philip Seymour Hoffman. Now a trainer for IMF recruits, agent Ethan Hunt squares off against the toughest foe he has ever faced: a ruthless arms and information broker. ‘PG-13’ (2:06) (43) AMC Thu. 10 p.m. Monsters, Inc. ››› (2001, Comedy) Voices of John Goodman, Billy Crystal. Animated. A blue behemoth and his short, one-eyed assistant work in a giant factory that exists to scare children. ‘G’ (1:32) (49) DISN Sun. 7 p.m.

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(7:45) “Beasts of the Southern Wild” “The Apparition” (2012) ‘PG-13’ Billy Crystal 700 Sundays ‘MA’ “Battleship” (2012) Taylor Kitsch. ‘PG-13’ (:15) “Just My Luck” (:15) “First Comes Love” (2013, Documentary) ‘NR’ “The Wedding Date” (2005) “In Her Shoes” (2005) Cameron Diaz. ‘PG-13’ (:45) “Man of Steel” (2013, Action) Henry Cavill. ‘PG-13’ “The Lovely Bones” (:15) “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012, Action) Christian Bale. ‘PG-13’ “The Way, Way Back” (2013) One Last Hug “Pitch Perfect” (2012) ‘PG-13’ “Pacific Rim” (2013) Charlie Hunnam. ‘PG-13’ “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” (:45) Billy Crystal 700 Sundays ‘MA’ Road REAL Sports Gumbel “Battleship” (2012) Too Big (:45) “Just My Luck” (2006) Lindsay Lohan. “Musical Chairs” (2011) ‘PG-13’ (:15) “The Lucky One” (2012, Drama) Zac Efron. “The Transporter 2” (2005) The Sentinel Crash Reel (:40) “The Watch” (2012, Comedy) Ben Stiller. ‘R’ (:45) “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012, Action) Christian Bale. ‘PG-13’ (:35) “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey” (2012) ‘PG-13’ (:15) “The Way, Way Back” (2013) ‘PG-13’ “Deep Impact” (1998) Robert Duvall. ‘PG-13’ “Dream House” (2011) Daniel Craig. (:35) “Snitch” (2013) Dwayne Johnson. ‘PG-13’ Hangover III (7:30) “Man of Steel” (2013) Henry Cavill. Fight Game “One Day” (2011) Anne Hathaway. ‘PG-13’ (:20) “Red Eye” (2005) ‘PG-13’ (1:50) “Moonrise Kingdom” War World (:15) Witness ‘MA’ (:15) “Mama” (2013) Jessica Chastain. ‘PG-13’ (:15) “Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous” (:15) “The Heat” (2013) Sandra Bullock. ‘R’ “Good-Die Hard” “The Way, Way Back” (2013) REAL Sports Gumbel (:45) “Rain Man” (1988) Dustin Hoffman, Tom Cruise. ‘R’ Paycheck to Paycheck A. Lincoln “The Hangover Part III” (2013) ‘R’ (7:20) “The Negotiator” (1998) (:45) “Getaway” (2013) Ethan Hawke. ‘PG-13’ (:20) “The Revenant” (2009) David Anders. ‘R’ (:20) “Go” (1999) ‘R’ “Man in the Iron” (:10) “In Good Company” (2004) ‘PG-13’ (:05) “This Is 40” (2012, Romance-Comedy) Paul Rudd. ‘R’ (:25) “The Man With the Golden Gun” (1974) (:35) “Heat” (1995) Al Pacino. “Shadow of the Vampire” “Tombstone” (1993) Kurt Russell. ‘R’ (:15) “Prometheus” (2012) Noomi Rapace. ‘R’ (:20) “Oblivion” (2013) Tom Cruise. ‘PG-13’ Great (7:30) “The Godfather, Part II” (1974, Crime Drama) Al Pacino. ‘R’ “The Internship” (2013) Vince Vaughn. ‘PG-13’ “Internal Affairs” (1990) Richard Gere. ‘R’ “National Lampoon” White Noise (:45) “Gangster Squad” (2013) Josh Brolin. ‘R’ (:45) “Cinderella Man” (2005) Russell Crowe. ‘PG-13’ (:15) “Getaway” (2013) Ethan Hawke. ‘PG-13’ “Jack the Giant Slayer” (7:35) “Turner & Hooch” (:15) “The Big Kahuna” (1999) Kevin Spacey. ‘R’ (10:50) “The Other F Word” (2011) ‘NR’ “Detention of the Dead” (2012) ‘NR’ “Derailed” (2002, Action) ‘R’ Your Sistr “Crimes of the Heart” “Beaches” (1988, Drama) Bette Midler. ‘PG-13’ (:15) “Circle of Friends” (1995) ‘PG-13’ “Carlito’s Way” (1993, Crime Drama) Al Pacino. ‘R’ Salmon Joyride “A Brooklyn State of Mind” (1997) “Sexting” (2011) Jason Lewis. ‘R’ (:35) “Stir of Echoes” (1999) ‘R’ (:15) “Cocktail” (1988) Tom Cruise. ‘R’ “50/50” (2011) ‘R’ Elizabeth “Material Girls” (2006) Hilary Duff. ‘PG’ (:20) “The Other F Word” (2011) ‘NR’ “54” (1998) Ryan Phillippe. ‘R’ (:35) “The Brothers Bloom” (2008) ‘PG-13’ Meek (7:45) “Sarafina!” (1992) ‘R’ “Wicker Park” (2004) Josh Hartnett. ‘PG-13’ (:35) “Fearless” (2006, Action) Jet Li. ‘PG-13’ “The Way Back” (2010) Jim Sturgess. ‘PG-13’ Java Heat (6:30) “Lincoln” “Hollywoodland” (2006) Adrien Brody. ‘R’ (:10) “Rescue Dawn” (2006) Christian Bale. (:15) “Nixon” (1995, Biography) Anthony Hopkins, Joan Allen. ‘R’ (:10) “Inescapable” (2012) ‘R’ (:45) “Another Stakeout” (1993) ‘PG-13’ (:35) “Ed Wood” (1994) Johnny Depp. ‘R’ (:45) “Silver Linings Playbook” (2012) Bradley Cooper. ‘R’ Mumford (:20) “Two Family House” ‘R’ (:10) “Beauty Shop” (2005) Queen Latifah. “DeadHeads” (2011) ‘R’ (:35) “Out of the Ashes” (2003) ‘R’ Virus ‘R’ (6:50) “Hollywoodland” “Alex Cross” (2012) Tyler Perry. (:45) “Outside Providence” (1999) ‘R’ (:25) “Hidden Assassin” (1995) ‘R’ (1:55) “Messages Deleted” (2009) ‘NR’ Mean Creek (6:35) “Nixon” (1995) Anthony Hopkins. ‘R’ “Lincoln” (2012) Daniel Day-Lewis, Sally Field. ‘PG-13’ “Apartment 1303” (2012, Horror) ‘R’ “The Brass Teapot” (2012) ‘R’ (:45) Nixon

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Almost, Away Disappeared ‘PG’ Wicked Attraction ‘14’ Sins & Secrets ‘14’ Outlaw Empires ‘14’ Pure Evel: Am. 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Barbecue Tyler’s Ult. Aarti Party Good Eats Unwrapped Pioneer Wo. Contessa Money Dinners Secrets 30-Minute Kelsey’s Giada-Home Contessa Contessa Paid Prog. Grill It! Cooking Down Home Cupcake Wars ‘G’ Pioneer Wo. Contessa Money Dinners Secrets 30-Minute Kelsey’s Giada-Home Contessa Contessa Paid Prog. Bobby Flay Ingred. Fix Hungry Girl Cupcake Wars ‘G’ Pioneer Wo. Contessa Sandra Lee Dinners Secrets 30-Minute Kelsey’s Giada-Home Contessa Contessa Paid Prog. Dinner Challenge ‘G’ Cupcake Wars ‘G’ Pioneer Wo. Contessa Sandra Lee Dinners Secrets 30-Minute Kelsey’s Giada-Home Contessa Contessa Paid Prog. Big Daddy’s The Kitchen ‘G’ Cupcake Wars ‘G’ Trisha’s Contessa Sandra’s Mexican Unwrapped ‘G’ Unwrapped ‘G’ Unwrapped ‘G’ Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch Street Signs Closing Bell Fast Money Mad Money Varied Programs (7:00) Happening Now America’s News HQ The Real Story Shepard Smith Reporting Your World W/ Cavuto The Five Special Report Greta Van Susteren Daily Show Colbert Rep Comedy Sunny South Park (:24) “Extract” (2009, Comedy) Jason Bateman. (:24) “The Comebacks” (2007) David Koechner. Key & Peele Key & Peele Key & Peele Daily Show Colbert Rep Community Amy Sch. Sunny South Park “Bubble Boy” (2001, Comedy) Jake Gyllenhaal. Tosh.0 ‘14’ (:24) Tosh.0 Tosh.0 ‘14’ (:25) Tosh.0 Tosh.0 ‘14’ (:27) Tosh.0 Daily Show Colbert Rep Comedy Community Sunny South Park (10:54) “The Dukes of Hazzard” (2005) South Park South Park South Park South Park South Park South Park Daily Show Colbert Rep Comedy Community Sunny South Park (10:54) “Hot Rod” (2007) Andy Samberg. Amy Sch. Key & Peele Sunny Sunny Sunny Futurama Daily Show Colbert Rep Community Chappelle’s Sunny South Park “Superstar” (1999) Molly Shannon, Will Ferrell. Workaholics Workaholics Sunny Sunny Sunny Futurama “The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising” “Stardust” (2007, Fantasy) Claire Danes, Charlie Cox, Robert De Niro. “Sin City” (2005, Action) Jessica Alba, Devon Aoki. “Paul” (2011) Face Off ‘14’ Face Off ‘14’ Face Off ‘14’ Face Off ‘14’ Face Off ‘14’ Face Off ‘14’ Face Off ‘14’ Face Off ‘14’ “Storm War” (2011) Stacy Keach, Jason London. ‘14’ “Annihilation Earth” (2009) Luke Goss. ‘14’ “Ba’al: The Storm God” (2008) Jeremy London. ‘14’ “Path of Destruction” (2005) David Keith ‘14’ “Megafault” (2009) Brittany Murphy. ‘14’ “Earth’s Final Hours” (2011) Robert Knepper. “Ice Twisters” (2009) Mark Moses. ‘PG’ “Swamp Volcano” (2012) Rachel Hunter. ‘14’ (7:00) “Hybrid” (2007) ‘14’ “War Wolves” (2009) John Saxon. ‘14’ “Wolvesbayne” (2009, Horror) Jeremy London. “Primal” (2010, Horror) Krew Boylan. “Hostel” (2006)

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obsolete robot in a last-ditch effort to repel a lethal force of monstrous invaders. ‘PG-13’ (2:11) ! HBO Thu. 5:15 p.m.; Sat. 4:45 p.m. ^ HBO2 Wed. 11 p.m. Pale Rider ››› (1985, Western) Clint Eastwood, Michael Moriarty. Gold miners are saved from corporate villains by the miracle of a mysterious preacher on a pale horse. ‘R’ (1:55) (43) AMC Sat. 10 p.m.

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Paul ›› (2011, Comedy) Simon Pegg, Nick Frost. ‘R’ (1:44) (82) SYFY Sun. 6 p.m. Pearl Harbor ›› (2001, War) Ben Affleck, Josh Hartnett. ‘PG-13’ (3:03) (43) AMC Thu. 7 p.m.; Fri. 4 p.m. The Pledge ›› (2008, Western) Luke Perry, C. Thomas Howell. (1:30) 5 SHOW Fri. 5:30 p.m. Polar Storm ›› (2009, Science Fiction) Jack Coleman, Holly Dignard. ‘PG-13’ (1:30) (82) SYFY Wed. 4 p.m., 11 p.m. Prometheus ››› (2012, Science Fiction) Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender. A clue to mankind’s origins leads a team of explorers to deep

space, where they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race. ‘R’ (2:03) + MAX Sat. 6:50 p.m. The Purge ›› (2013, Suspense) Ethan Hawke, Lena Headey. ‘R’ (1:25) + MAX Tue. 7:30 p.m.

Quartet ››› (2012, Comedy-Drama) Maggie Smith, Tom Courtenay. A longsmoldering flame is rekindled when a once-popular opera star reunites with her ex-husband and fellow performers at a retirement home for musicians.

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Rogue ››› (2007, Horror) Radha Mitchell, Michael Vartan. A cynical American travel writer is among the stranded riverboat passengers who become fodder for a monstrous crocodile. ‘R’ (1:32) (31) TNT Sat. 11:03 p.m. The Rundown ››› (2003, Adventure) The Rock, Seann William Scott. Before his retirement, a bounty hunter must locate his boss’ son, who is searching

for a priceless artifact in the Amazon. ‘PG-13’ (1:44) (38) SPIKE Sat. 9 p.m.

Seven Psychopaths ››› (2012, Comedy) Colin Farrell, Christopher Walken. A struggling screenwriter finds himself inadvertently entangled in the criminal underworld when his knucklehead friends abduct a mobster’s beloved Shih Tzu. ‘R’ (1:51) 5 SHOW Wed. 9:30 p.m. The Shawshank Redemption ›››› (1994, Drama) Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman. An innocent man goes to a Maine penitentiary for life in 1947. © Tribune Media Services

sportszone AUTO RACING Friday 2:30 p.m. (35) ESPN2 NASCAR Countdown (Live) 3:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 NASCAR Racing From Richmond International Raceway in Richmond, Va. (Live)

Saturday 2:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 NHRA Drag Racing From Baytown, Texas. (Same-day Tape) (CC) 2:30 p.m. (9) FOX NASCAR Racing From Richmond International Raceway in Richmond, Va. (Live) (CC)

BASEBALL Sunday 2:00 p.m. (34) ESPN Baseball Tonight: Sunday Night Countdown (Live) 3:00 p.m. (34) ESPN MLB Baseball (Live) 6:00 p.m. (36) ROOT MLB Baseball

Monday 3:00 p.m. (34) ESPN MLB Baseball (Live) 5:30 p.m. (36) ROOT Mariners Pregame (Live) 6:00 p.m. (34) ESPN Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC) (36) ROOT MLB Baseball (Live)

Tuesday 2:00 p.m. (36) ROOT MLB Baseball 5:30 p.m. (36) ROOT Mariners Pregame (Live)

6:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC) (36) ROOT MLB Baseball (Live)

Wednesday 2:30 p.m. (36) ROOT Mariners Postgame (Live) 3:00 p.m. (34) ESPN MLB Baseball (Live) (CC) 6:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC) (36) ROOT MLB Baseball

Thursday 2:00 p.m. (36) ROOT MLB Baseball 6:00 p.m. (34) ESPN Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC)

Friday 5:30 p.m. (36) ROOT Mariners Pregame (Live) 6:00 p.m. (36) ROOT MLB Baseball (Live)

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BASKETBALL Sunday 3:00 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC) 5:30 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC)

4:00 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC) 6:30 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC)

Tuesday 4:00 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC) 6:30 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC)

5:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Boxing Josesito Lopez vs. Aaron Martinez. (Live) (CC)

Saturday 5:30 p.m. 5 SHOW Boxing Thurman vs. Diaz, interim WBA World welterweight title. (Live)

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3:00 p.m. (65) CNBC NHL Hockey (Live) 5:30 p.m. (65) CNBC NHL Hockey ( (Live)

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5:00 p.m. (36) ROOT Women’s College Lacrosse (Same-day Tape)

4:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Sportscenter Special: On the Clock (Live) (CC)

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Wednesday

3:00 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC) 5:30 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC)

1:30 p.m. (36) ROOT Women’s College Lacrosse (Same-day Tape) (2

4:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Sportscenter Special: On the Clock (Live) (CC)

3:00 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC) 5:30 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC)

Friday 3:30 p.m. (34) ESPN NBA Countdown (Live) 4:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NBA Basketball (Live) (CC) 6:30 p.m. (34) ESPN (35) ESPN2 NBA Basketball (Live) (CC)

Saturday 12:30 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC) 3:30 p.m. (34) ESPN NBA Countdown (Live) 4:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NBA Basketball (Live) (CC) 6:30 p.m. (34) ESPN NBA Basketball (Live) (CC)

On Sunday, Hallmark Channel premieres “Signed, Sealed, Delivered,” a new series from the creator of “Touched by an Angel.” Click on www.hallmarkchannel. com/signedsealeddelivered Discovery Channel’s “Deadliest Catch” returns for its landmark 10th season — with the Cornelia Marie — on Tuesday. Get ready to crab at www.discovery.com/tv-shows/ deadliest-catch On Thursday, CBS premieres “Bad Teacher,” starring Ari Graynor in the role originated by Cameron Diaz in the raunchy 2011 movie. Go to www.cbs.com/shows/bad-teacher/

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Wednesday

“Devious Maids” returns for a second season of domestic hijinks Sunday on Lifetime. Get caught up on all the sins and secrets at www. mylifetime.com/shows/deviousmaids

Keep the men and women who have served our country in your hearts. Remember how much they have given of themselves to make America what it is today: One Nation, Under God, Indivisible, with Liberty and Justice For ALL.

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Monday

Kelly Reilly stars as neurologist Dr. Catherine Black, who studies strange brains, in “Black Box,” premiering Thursday on ABC. Learn more at abc.go.com/shows/ black-box

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Thursday 4:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Sportscenter Special: On the Clock (Live) (CC)

HOCKEY

1:00 p.m. (36) ROOT MLS Soccer

3:00 p.m. (36) ROOT MLS Soccer

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4:00 p.m. (65) CNBC NHL Hockey (Live)

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Wednesday 4:00 p.m. (65) CNBC NHL Hockey (Live)

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(3:15) “Just My Luck” (2006, “Trouble With the Curve” (2012, Drama) Clint Eastwood, Billy Crystal 700 Sundays The comic discusses childhood Romance-Comedy) Lindsay Amy Adams. An aged baseball scout takes his daughter on a memories. ‘MA’ Lohan. ‘PG-13’ road trip. ‘PG-13’ “Hobbit-Un- “Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous” (2005) San- The Fight Real Time With Bill Maher Game of Thrones Tyrion conexpected” dra Bullock. FBI agent Gracie Hart must save two kidnapped Game With ‘MA’ siders his options. ‘MA’ friends in Las Vegas. ‘PG-13’ Jim (3:10) “The Man in the Iron Mask” (1998, (:25) “Argo” (2012, Historical Drama) Ben Affleck, Bryan “Getaway” (2013, Action) Ethan Hawke. Adventure) Leonardo DiCaprio, Jeremy Irons, Cranston, Alan Arkin. A CIA agent poses as a producer to A former race-car driver must save his kidJohn Malkovich. ‘PG-13’ rescue Americans in Iran. ‘R’ napped wife. ‘PG-13’ (3:30) “Your Sister’s Sister” (:15) “Step Up Revolution” (2012, Drama) Ryan Guzman, Years of Living Dangerously Nurse Jackie Californica(2011) Emily Blunt, Mark Kathryn McCormick. A young woman strives to be a profes- “End of the Woods” ‘PG’ ‘MA’ tion “Julia” Duplass. ‘R’ sional dancer in Miami. ‘PG-13’ ‘MA’ (1:15) “Nix- “Lincoln” (2012, Historical Drama) Daniel Day-Lewis, Sally Field, David “Hollywoodland” (2006, Mystery) Adrien Brody, Ben Affleck, on” (1995) ‘R’ Strathairn. Lincoln takes measures to ensure the end of slavery forever. Diane Lane. A detective probes the mysterious death of TV ‘PG-13’ Superman George Reeves. ‘R’

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Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Rollins helps a friend press charges. ‘14’ NOVA Social lives of smart animals. (N) ‘PG’

ABC News at (:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live (:37) Nightline 10 (N) Tim Allen; Ginnifer Goodwin. (N) ‘G’ (N) ‘14’ 30 Rock “Lar- How I Met The Office ‘14’ It’s Always ry King” ‘14’ Your Mother Sunny in ‘14’ Philadelphia KTVA Night- (:35) Late Show With David Late Late cast Letterman (N) ‘PG’ Show/Craig The Arsenio Hall Show ‘14’ Two and a TMZ (N) ‘PG’ Half Men Curse. ‘14’ (:01) Chicago PD Olinsky’s Channel 2 (:34) The Tonight Show Star- (:36) Late daughter becomes a witNews: Late ring Jimmy Fallon (N) ‘14’ Night With ness. ‘14’ Edition (N) Seth Meyers Your Inner Fish “Your Inner “Rebels With a Cause” Charlie Rose (N) Monkey” Beneficial traits from (2013) Narrated by Frances primates. ‘PG’ McDormand.

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Salem In 1692, Salem is in a Witches Are It’s Always witch panic. ‘MA’ Real Sunny Susan Graver Style ‘G’

Futurama ‘PG’ ’Til Death ‘PG’

Bring It! “Street Battle” The Bring It! “Shut Up and Dance” Dancing Dolls challenge The Dancing Dolls defend rivals. ‘PG’ their title. ‘PG’ NCIS Ducky is stabbed at a NCIS “Shabbat Shalom” Ziva’s crime scene. ‘14’ father visits. ‘14’ Seinfeld ‘PG’ Family Guy Retelling “The Family Guy Empire Strikes Back.” ‘14’ ‘14’

Bring It! “The Lock-In” Dianna calls for an all-night rehearsal. (N) ‘PG’ NCIS The NCIS team finds an infamous hacker. ‘14’ The Big Bang Deal With It Theory ‘PG’ (N) ‘14’

(:02) Bring It! The Dancing Dolls defend their title. ‘PG’

Preachers’ Daughters Taylor holds a bikini car wash. (N) ‘14’ NCIS The team unites to find answers. ‘14’ The Big Bang The Big Bang Theory ‘14’ Theory ‘PG’

(:01) Bring It! “The Lock-In” Dianna calls for an all-night rehearsal. ‘PG’ NCIS: Los Angeles “Past Lives” ‘14’ Conan ‘14’

Affinity Diamond Jewelry ‘G’

NCIS: Los Angeles “LD50” ‘14’ The Pete Conan ‘14’ Holmes Show ‘MA’ (3:00) NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Inside the NBA (N) (Live) Castle “Home Is Where the Castle Woman is drowned in Castle Castle competes with Heart Stops” ‘PG’ motor oil. ‘PG’ Beckett’s ex. ‘PG’ (3:00) MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Boston Red Sox. 30 for 30 SportsCenter (N) (Live) Olbermann (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) MLB Baseball: Yankees at From Fenway Park in Boston. (Live) Red Sox Sportscenter Special: On 2014 Draft Academy (N) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) NFL Live (N) SportsCenter (N) (Live) NBA Tonight Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) NASCAR Now SportsCenter (N) the Clock (N) (Live) (N) (N) Tennis PowerShares Series: Denver. Roddick, Courier, Blake MLB Baseball Houston Astros at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (Subject to Mariners Mariners All MLB Baseball Houston Astros at Seattle Mariners. From and Philippoussis. From Denver. Blackout) Postgame Access Safeco Field in Seattle. (Subject to Blackout) “Man on Fire” (2004, Crime Drama) Denzel Washington, Dakota Fanning, Christopher “Law Abiding Citizen” (2009) Jamie Foxx, Gerard Butler. A prosecutor gets “Training Day” (2001, Crime Drama) Denzel Washington, Ethan Hawke. A Walken. A bodyguard takes revenge on a girl’s kidnappers. caught up in a vengeful prisoner’s twisted scheme. rookie cop meets a corrupt Los Angeles narcotics officer. “Windtalkers” (2002, War) Nicolas Cage, Adam Beach, Peter Stormare. A Marine protects a “U.S. Marshals” (1998, Action) Tommy Lee Jones, Wesley Snipes, Robert Downey Jr. Sam (:01) “We Were Soldiers” (2002) Mel Gibson. Outnumbered Navajo code transmitter in World War II. Gerard gets caught up in another fugitive case. U.S. troops battle the North Vietnamese. King of the King of the The Cleve- The Cleve- American American Family Guy Family Guy Robot Chick- Aqua Teen Squidbillies American American Family Guy Family Guy Robot ChickHill ‘PG’ Hill ‘PG’ land Show land Show Dad ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ ‘14’ en ‘14’ Hunger ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ ‘14’ en ‘14’ North Woods Law: On the River Monsters: Killer Cat- River Monsters: Unhooked River Monsters: Unhooked Fighting Tuna “Cape Cod Fighting Tuna “George’s River Monsters: Unhooked Fighting Tuna “Cape Cod Hunt “Gun Country” ‘PG’ fish ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Bay” ‘14’ Bank” ‘14’ ‘PG’ Bay” ‘14’ Win, Lose or Jessie ‘G’ Liv & Mad- Liv & Mad- Liv & Mad- Jessie ‘G’ “Let It Shine” (2012, Comedy-Drama) Tyler James Williams, Good Luck Win, Lose or Austin & Ally Dog With a “Stuck in the Suburbs” Draw ‘G’ die ‘G’ die ‘G’ die ‘G’ Coco Jones, Trevor Jackson. ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ Draw ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ (2004) Brenda Song ‘G’ SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Sam & Cat ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Friends ‘PG’ (:36) Friends (:12) Friends Living arrange‘PG’ ments. ‘PG’ The Middle The Middle The Middle The Middle Melissa & Melissa & Melissa & Baby Daddy “Sister Act” (1992) Whoopi Goldberg. A Reno lounge singer The 700 Club ‘G’ Baby Daddy Baby Daddy ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Joey ‘14’ Joey ‘14’ Joey (N) ‘14’ (N) ‘14’ poses as a nun to elude mob assassins. ‘14’ ‘14’ Long Island Long Island Long Island Medium “Behind Women of Homicide ‘14’ 48 Hours: Hard Evidence Women of Homicide “The Deadly Women Money; mur- Women of Homicide “The Deadly Women Money; murMedium Medium the Read 3” ‘PG’ “Cold as Ice” (N) ‘14’ Black Widow” (N) ‘14’ der; loneliness. ‘14’ Black Widow” ‘14’ der; loneliness. ‘14’ Naked and Afraid ‘G’ Naked and Afraid ‘G’ Survivorman ‘PG’ Dual Survival ‘G’ Dual Survival A leech-inIce Cold Gold “Point of No Dual Survival A leech-inIce Cold Gold “Point of No fested jungle. (N) ‘14’ Return” ‘PG’ fested jungle. ‘14’ Return” ‘PG’ Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods With Andrew Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods America ‘PG’ Trip Flip (N) Trip Flip (N) Baggage Baggage Food Paradise “Manliest Trip Flip Trip Flip ‘G’ ‘G’ Zimmern ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘G’ Battles ‘G’ Battles ‘G’ Restaurants 2” ‘G’ American Pickers Fourteen American Pickers “Dial F for American Pickers “The Ein- American Pickers “Backroad American Pickers ‘PG’ Down East Dickering (N) ‘PG’ (:02) Vikings Princess Aslaug (:01) American Pickers ‘PG’ packed trailers. ‘PG’ Fritz” ‘PG’ stein Gamble” ‘PG’ Barnstorming” ‘PG’ gives birth again. ‘14’ The First 48 “Fatal Call” Fatal The First 48 A dismembered Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty (:01) Duck (:31) Duck (:01) Duck (:31) Duck shooting in an apartment and burned body is found. ‘14’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ “Frog in One” “G.I. SI” ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Dynasty ‘PG’ Dynasty ‘PG’ Dynasty ‘PG’ Dynasty ‘PG’ complex. ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Property Brothers “Angie & Property Brothers “Luke & Property Brothers “Sandra Property Brothers “Maria & Property Brothers Sarah and House Hunt- House Hunt- Property Brothers “Samira & Property Brothers Sarah and Tito” ‘G’ Courtney” ‘G’ & Kyle” ‘G’ Dave” ‘G’ Mari want a place. ‘G’ ers (N) ‘G’ ers, Grid Shawn” ‘G’ Mari want a place. ‘G’ The Pioneer Southern at Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Restaurant: Impossible ‘G’ Save My Bakery “Out of the Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Restaurant: Impossible Woman ‘G’ Heart ‘G’ Mix” (N) ‘G’ “Soup to Nuts Diner” ‘G’ “Treading Water” (N) ‘G’ “Soup to Nuts Diner” ‘G’ NHL Hockey Anaheim Ducks at Dallas Stars. Western Conference Quarterfinal, game 4. American Greed A Chicago- American Greed “Detroit Money Talks Paula gets an Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program From American Airlines Center in Dallas. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) area rapper’s scam. “Crime Boss” Mayor” unwelcome surprise. The O’Reilly Factor (N) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor The Kelly File Hannity On the Record With Greta Red Eye (N) Van Susteren (3:58) Fu(:28) Fu(4:58) South (:29) Tosh.0 The Colbert Daily Show/ Key & Peele South Park South Park South Park “South Park: Pan- Triptank (N) Daily Show/ The Colbert (:01) At Mid- (:31) South turama ‘PG’ turama ‘PG’ Park ‘14’ ‘MA’ Report ‘PG’ Jon Stewart ‘14’ ‘MA’ ‘MA’ demic 1& 2” ‘MA’ ‘MA’ Jon Stewart Report ‘PG’ night (N) Park ‘MA’ “Polar Storm” (2009) Jack Coleman, Holly Dignard. Violent Jim Henson’s Creature Shop Jim Henson’s Creature Shop Jim Henson’s Creature Shop Jim Henson’s Creature Shop Jim Henson’s Creature Shop “Polar Storm” (2009) Jack storms threaten Earth’s magnetic poles. ‘PG’ Challenge ‘PG’ Challenge ‘PG’ Challenge ‘PG’ Challenge ‘PG’ Challenge ‘PG’ Coleman. ‘PG’

PREMIUM STATIONS ! HBO 303 504

Jeopardy! (N) ‘G’

NBC Nightly Channel 2 Newshour (N) News (N) ‘G’

Rules of En- Rules of En- Rules of En- Rules of En (8) WGN-A 239 307 gagement gagement gagement gagement ne In the Kitchen With David “PM Edition” Cooking with David (20) QVC 137 317 Venable. ‘G’ resWife Swap ‘PG’ True Tori “The Fairytale Falls Apart” Tori allows cameras to (23) LIFE 108 252 follow her. NCIS “Road Kill” Death of a NCIS “Caged” Women’s prison ( 28) USA 105 242 st petty officer. ‘PG’ riot. ‘14’ Friends “The Seinfeld “The Seinfeld ‘PG’ Seinfeld ‘G’ (30) TBS 139 247 Last One” ‘14’ Busboy” ‘PG’

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(2:30) “Pitch “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” (1994, Silicon Valley Silicon Valley Silicon Valley Veep “Alicia” “The Way, Way Back” (2013) Steve Carell. A (:45) Neigh- Real Time With Bill Maher Game of Thrones Tyrion conPerfect” Comedy) Jim Carrey, Courteney Cox, Sean ‘MA’ ‘MA’ ‘MA’ ‘MA’ fatherless boy finds a mentor in a water-park bors: HBO ‘MA’ siders his options. ‘MA’ (2012) Young. ‘PG-13’ employee. First Look (3:30) “War of the Worlds” (2005) Tom “Taken 2” (2012, Action) Liam Neeson. A “Six by Sondheim” (2013) Career of Ste“Man of Steel” (2013, Action) Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Michael Shannon. “Pacific Rim” (2013) Charlie Cruise. A man and his children try to survive vengeful father abducts Bryan Mills and his phen Sondheim, Broadway composer and Young Clark Kent must protect those he loves from a dire threat. ‘PG-13’ Hunnam. (Subtitled-English) an alien invasion. wife. ‘PG-13’ lyricist. ‘NR’ ‘PG-13’ (3:25) “Great Expectations” (1998) Ethan (:20) “Admission” (2013) Tina Fey, Paul (:10) “Assault on Precinct 13” (2005, Action) Ethan Hawke, “Oblivion” (2013, Science Fiction) Tom Cruise, Morgan (:10) “Pleasure or Pain” Hawke. A young artist attempts to become Rudd. A college admissions officer thinks an Laurence Fishburne. Gunmen attack a crumbling police sta- Freeman, Olga Kurylenko. A stranger’s arrival triggers one (2012, Adult) Malena Morgan, successful in New York. ‘R’ applicant is her son. ‘PG-13’ tion to kill a gangster. ‘R’ man’s battle to save mankind. ‘PG-13’ Kayla Jane. ‘NR’ (3:00) “50/50” (:45) “Quartet” (2012, Comedy-Drama) Maggie Smith, Tom “Sinister” (2012, Horror) Ethan Hawke, Vincent D’Onofrio, All Access Nurse Jackie “Seven Psychopaths” (2012, Comedy) Colin Farrell, Chris- Californica(2011) ‘R’ Courtenay, Billy Connolly. A diva intrudes on a trio of retired James Ransone. A true-crime writer uses found footage to ‘MA’ ‘MA’ topher Walken, Sam Rockwell. A screenwriter’s pals kidnap a tion “Julia” opera singers. ‘PG-13’ unravel a murder. ‘R’ mobster’s beloved dog. ‘R’ ‘MA’ (3:30) “Virus” (1999, Science (:10) “Beauty Shop” (2005, Comedy) Queen Latifah, Alicia “Halloween: Resurrection” (2002) Jamie “The Inheritance” (2010, Suspense) Keith “VHS” (2012, Horror) Calvin Reeder, Lane Hughes, Adam Fiction) Jamie Lee Curtis. ‘R’ Silverstone, Andie MacDowell. A determined hairstylist com- Lee Curtis. Collegians spend the night in David. Cousins attend a family reunion to earn Wingard. Thieves uncover videos full of sex, demons and petes with her former boss. ‘PG-13’ Michael Myers’ childhood home. part of a fortune. ‘NR’ depravity. ‘R’

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News & Views ABC World (N) News Inside Edition Family Feud Family Feud (N) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’

The Ellen DeGeneres Show KTVA 5 p.m. CBS Evening (N) ‘G’ First Take News Bethenny ‘PG’ Entertainment Two and a Tonight (N) Half Men ‘14’ The Dr. Oz Show ‘PG’ WordGirl ‘Y7’ Wild Kratts The bull frog habitat. ‘Y’

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NBC Nightly News (N) ‘G’ Alaska Weather ‘G’

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Jeopardy! (N) ‘G’

Wheel of For- Grey’s Anatomy Meredith tune (N) ‘G’ helps Cristina draft a speech. ‘14’ Family Guy 30 Rock ‘14’ House “A Pox on Our House” “Into Fat Air” House must make a danger‘14’ ous decision. ‘14’ KTVA 6 p.m. Evening News Big Bang (:31) The Mill(N) Theory ers ‘PG’ The Big Bang The Big Bang Hell’s Kitchen Contestants Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘PG’ make unique pizza dishes. (N) ‘14’ Channel 2 Newshour (N) Parks and Recreation Ron has another encounter with Tammy 2. (N) ‘PG’ PBS NewsHour (N) Cool Spaces! “Healing Spaces” Lou Ruvo Center for Brain Health. ‘G’

8 PM

APRIL 24, 2014

8:30

Grey’s Anatomy “Change of Heart” Jackson is the bearer of bad news. ‘14’ House “Small Sacrifices” A patient re-enacted the Crucifixion. ‘14’ Two and a (:31) Bad Half Men (N) Teacher ‘14’ American Idol Surviving ‘PG’ Jack (N) ‘14’

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Black Box “Kiss the Sky” Dr. Ian Bickman joins The Cube’s staff. (N) ‘14’ American Family Guy Dad “100 A.D.” ‘14’ ‘14’ (:01) Elementary Mycroft returns to New York. ‘14’ Fox 4 News at 9 (N)

Saturday Night Live “SNL Digital Shorts” (N) ‘14’ Eagles of Mercy Medics recall D-Day. ‘PG’

Dick Winters: Hang Tough The life of Maj. Richard D. Winters. ‘PG’

Salem In 1692, Salem is in a Witches Are How I Met Parks and Parks and Salem In 1692, Salem is in a witch panic. ‘MA’ Real Your Mother Recreation Recreation witch panic. ‘MA’ Shoe Shopping With Jane ‘G’ Josie Maran Argan Oil Cos- Carole Hochman Heavenly Fine Fragrances Designer metics ‘G’ Soft Sleepwear ‘G’ fragrances . (N) ‘G’ Wife Swap “Rowland/Rivera” “Something’s Gotta Give” (2003, Romance-Comedy) Jack Nicholson, Diane Keaton, Keanu A motorcycle-riding mom Reeves. A music exec falls for the mother of his young girlfriend. swaps. ‘PG’ Law & Order: Special Vic- “Bridesmaids” (2011, Comedy) Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Rose Byrne. A maid of honor’s Sirens (N) ‘14’ Modern Famtims Unit “Quickie” ‘14’ life unravels as the big day approaches. ily ‘PG’ Seinfeld ‘PG’ Seinfeld “The Seinfeld “The Family Guy Evening at James Family Guy The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang Statue” ‘G’ Heart Attack” Woods’ mansion. ‘14’ ‘14’ Theory ‘14’ Theory ‘14’ Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘PG’ ‘PG’ (3:00) NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Inside the NBA (N) (Live) Castle A plastic surgeon is (31) TNT 138 245 brutally murdered. ‘PG’ College Softball Georgia at Alabama. (N) (Live) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Olbermann (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (34) ESPN 140 206

How I Met How I Met Your Mother Your Mother Facets by Michael Beaudry - Jewelry Wife Swap Protective mother and liberal mother. ‘PG’

Sportscenter Special: On Boxing Friday Night Fights. Josesito Lopez vs. Aaron Marti (35) ESPN2 144 209 the Clock (N) (Live) nez. From Rancho Mirage, Calif. (N) (Live) MLB Baseball Houston Astros Women’s College Lacrosse (N Same-day Tape) (36) ROOT 426 687 at Seattle Mariners. Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘14’ Jail ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ (38) SPIKE 241 241

(46) TOON 176 296 (47) ANPL 184 282 (49) DISN 173 291 (50) NICK 171 300

(58) HIST 120 269 (59) A&E 118 265 (60) HGTV 112 229 (61) FOOD 110 231 (65) CNBC 208 355 (67) FNC 205 360

The Middle The Middle ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Long Island Long Island Medium Medium Deadliest Catch ‘PG’

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^ HBO2 304 505 + MAX 311 516 5 SHOW 319 546 8 TMC 329 554

SportsCenter (N) (Live)

Women’s College Lacrosse (N Same-day Tape) Cops ‘14’

Cops ‘PG’

It’s Always Sunny in ( Philadelphia Late Late Show/Craig ( TMZ (N) ‘PG’ (

(:34) The Tonight Show Star- (:36) Late ring Jimmy Fallon (N) ‘14’ Night With (1 Seth Meyers Built to Last Charlie Rose (N) ‘G’ (1

The Colbert Daily Show/ Chappelle’s Chappelle’s Report ‘PG’ Jon Stewart Show ‘14’ Show ‘14’ “Hostel” (2006, Horror) Jay Hernandez. Two men visit a Slovakian hostel that has a gruesome secret.

Witches Are It’s Always Futurama ‘PG’ ’Til Death ‘PG’ ( Real Sunny Gifts for Mom Mother’s Day QVC Fashion Closet ‘G’ (2 gifts. (N) ‘G’ (:01) Devious Maids “An Ideal (:02) “Something’s Gotta Husband” Marisol finds a new Give” (2003) Jack Nicholson, (2 love. ‘PG’ Diane Keaton. Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Law & Order: Special Vic (2 ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ tims Unit “Authority” ‘14’ Conan Film director Mel The Pete Conan ‘14’ Brooks; singer-songwriter Holmes Show (3 Langhorne Slim. ‘14’ ‘MA’ Castle A dead man is tangled Castle Castle bets with Es (3 in tree limbs. ‘PG’ posito. ‘PG’ SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (3

NBA Tonight Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) NASCAR Now NFL Live (N) (N) UFC Reloaded “UFC 92: Evans vs. Griffin” Forrest Griffin against Rashad Evans.

iMPACT Wrestling (N) ‘14’

Ink Master “Fighting Dirty” ‘14’ Cops ‘14’

“Pearl Harbor” (2001, War) Ben Affleck, Josh Hartnett, Kate Beckinsale. Best friends become fighter pilots and romantic rivals in 1941. Family Guy Family Guy Dinner With Check It Out Delocated American ‘14’ ‘14’ Friends ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ Ice Cold Gold: After the Ice Cold Gold: After the Ice Cold Gold “The Beast Thaw ‘PG’ Thaw (N) ‘PG’ Within” (N) ‘PG’ “Judy Moody and the NOT Bummer Sum- (:40) Austin & (:05) Good Jessie ‘G’ mer” (2011) Jordana Beatty. Ally ‘G’ Luck Charlie Instant Mom See Dad Run Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ (N) ‘PG’ (N) ‘PG’ “Sister Act” (1992) Whoopi Goldberg. A Reno lounge singer “Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit” (1993, Musical Comedy) poses as a nun to elude mob assassins. Whoopi Goldberg, Kathy Najimy. Worst Tattoos Worst Tattoos My Big Fat American Gypsy My Big Fat American Gypsy Worst Tattoos Worst Tattoos Wedding ‘14’ Wedding (N) ‘14’ Naked and Afraid ‘G’ Naked and Afraid ‘G’ Dual Survival ‘G’

Monumental Mysteries ‘PG’ Bizarre Foods With Andrew Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern ‘PG’ ‘G’ ‘PG’ Zimmern ‘PG’ Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ The First 48 “Underworld” The First 48 Two men are The First 48 Miami police The First 48 “Shattered” A A man is brutally beaten to beaten and shot in Miami. ‘14’ probe a janitor’s murder. ‘14’ man is discovered on broken death. ‘14’ glass. Rehab Ad- Rehab Ad- Rehab Ad- Rehab Ad- Rehab Ad- Rehab Ad- Rehab Ad- Rehab Addict ‘G’ dict ‘G’ dict ‘G’ dict ‘G’ dict ‘G’ dict ‘G’ dict ‘G’ dict ‘G’ The Pioneer Trisha’s Chopped Leftover pizza in the Chopped Chinese dumplings; America’s Best Cook “The Woman ‘G’ Southern appetizer round. ‘G’ pawpaw deserts. ‘G’ Games Begin” ‘G’ (3:00) NHL Hockey Montreal Canadiens at NHL Hockey Colorado Avalanche at Minnesota Wild. (N Subject to Blackout) Tampa Bay Lightning. (Live) (Live) The O’Reilly Factor (N) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor

(3:58) Fu(:28) Fu(4:58) South (:29) Tosh.0 (81) COM 107 249 turama ‘PG’ turama ‘14’ Park ‘14’ ‘14’ “Saw 7” (2010, Horror) Tobin Bell, Costas Mandylor. A Jigsaw (82) SYFY 122 244 survivor unleashes a new wave of terror. ! HBO 303 504

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“U.S. Marshals” (1998, Action) Tommy Lee Jones, Wesley Snipes, Robert Downey Jr. Sam Gerard gets caught up in another fugitive case. King of the King of the The Cleve- The Cleve- American American Hill ‘PG’ Hill ‘PG’ land Show land Show Dad ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ Ice Cold Gold: After the Ice Cold Gold: After the Ice Cold Gold: After the Thaw “In the Red” ‘PG’ Thaw ‘PG’ Thaw ‘PG’ Win, Lose or Austin & Ally Austin & Austin & Liv & Mad- Jessie ‘G’ Draw ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ die ‘G’ SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Sam & Cat ‘G’

The Middle The Middle (51) FAM 180 311 ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Long Island Long Island (55) TLC 183 280 Medium Medium Deadliest Catch ‘PG’ (56) DISC 182 278 (57) TRAV 196 277

Channel 2 News: Late Edition (N) Just Seen It ‘PG’

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How I Met How I Met (8) WGN-A 239 307 Your Mother Your Mother (3:00) Argyle Diamond Jew (20) QVC 137 317 elry (N) ‘G’ Wife Swap “Jones/Martinson” (23) LIFE 108 252 Two disparate mothers trade places. ‘G’ Law & Order: Special Vic (28) USA 105 242 tims Unit “Anchor” ‘14’ Friends ‘PG’ Seinfeld “The Apartment” ‘G’ (30) TBS 139 247

(43) AMC 131 254

ABC News at (:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live 10 (N) Actress Julie Bowen; comic Dave Attell. (N) ‘14’ 30 Rock ‘14’ How I Met The Office Your Mother “The Surplus” ‘14’ ‘PG’ KTVA Night- (:35) Late Show With David cast Letterman (N) ‘PG’ The Arsenio Hall Show ‘14’ Two and a Half Men ‘14’

Greatest Mysteries: Holy Land ‘PG’ Pawn Stars Pawn Stars (N) ‘PG’ (N) ‘PG’ The First 48 A mother of five is bound and executed. (N) ‘PG’ Rehab Ad- Rehab Addict ‘G’ dict ‘G’ Chopped Canada “For the Love of Cod” (N) ‘G’ American Greed

Hotel Secrets & Legends A political showdown. ‘PG’ Vikings Ragnar marches to King Ecbert’s villa. ‘14’ Beyond Scared Straight Things change for a teenage car thief. (N) ‘14’ House Hunt- House Hunters (N) ‘G’ ers, Grid Food Court Wars ‘G’

The Kelly File

Hannity

American Greed

It’s Always Tosh.0 ‘14’ Review (N) Tosh.0 ‘MA’ Sunny ‘14’ “Jeepers Creepers” (2001) Gina Philips, Justin Long. A flesh-eating entity pursues sibling college students.

Cops ‘14’

“Mission: Impossible III” (2006) Tom Cruise. Agent Ethan Hunt faces the toughest villain of his career. American Family Guy Family Guy Dinner With Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ ‘14’ Friends Ice Cold Gold: After the Ice Cold Gold “The Beast Thaw ‘PG’ Within” ‘PG’ Win, Lose or Dog With a Good Luck Good Luck Draw ‘G’ Blog Charlie ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ Friends ‘14’ (:36) Friends (:12) Friends Ross considers ‘14’ dating a student. ‘PG’ The 700 Club ‘G’ Fresh Prince Fresh Prince

My Big Fat American Gypsy Worst Tattoos Worst Tattoos (5 Wedding ‘14’ Naked and Afraid ‘G’ Dual Survival ‘G’ (5

Mysteries at the Museum Greatest Mysteries: Holy (5 ‘PG’ Land ‘PG’ (:02) Vikings “The Choice” ‘14’ (:01) Pawn (:31) Pawn (5 Stars ‘PG’ Stars ‘PG’ (:01) Beyond Scared Straight (:01) The First 48 “Shattered” Criminal siblings are split A man is discovered on bro- (5 up. ‘14’ ken glass. Fixer Upper (N) ‘G’ Rehab Ad- Rehab Ad (6 dict ‘G’ dict ‘G’ Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Chopped Canada “For the (6 Love of Cod” ‘G’ Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (6

On the Record With Greta Red Eye (N) (6 Van Susteren Daily Show/ The Colbert (:01) At Mid- (:31) Tosh.0 (8 Jon Stewart Report ‘PG’ night (N) ‘MA’ “Saw 7” (2010, Horror) Tobin Bell, Costas Mandylor. A Jigsaw (8 survivor unleashes a new wave of terror.

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