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MAY 4, 2014 Soldotna-Kenai, Alaska

Vol. 44, Issue 183

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Alaska man, 19, shot troopers from behind ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — As two state troopers struggled to arrest his father, a 19-year-old man armed himself with an assault rifle and shot them seven times, killing them outside his home in a remote Alaska village, authorities said in charges filed Saturday. Nathanial Lee Kangas appeared in a Fairbanks court two days after Trooper Gabriel “Gabe” Rich and 45-year-old Sgt. Patrick “Scott” Johnson were shot to death. He was charged with two counts of firstdegree murder and a count of thirddegree assault. Bail was set at $2 million.

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Firefighters stand at attention and salute as the procession for two slain Alaska State Troopers arrives at the State Medical Examiners office in Anchorage on Friday.

After bail was set, the judge asked Kangas if he had anything to say regarding the bail. After a long pause, Kangas replied only, “I’m sorry,” the Fairbanks Daily News-Miner reported. Kangas, wearing an orange jumpsuit, was escorted by officers into the court. Every seat was full, and the walls were lined with law enforcement officers of several agencies as Kangas faced his charges. Officers hugged and consoled each other at the hearing, the newspaper reported. Kangas’ mother, Judy, and younger brother, Albert, each gave brief apologies.

“I want to tell everybody, the families, from the bottom of my heart that I am sorry,” Judy Kangas said as she choked back tears. The slayings of Rich and Johnson on Thursday in the isolated community of Tanana underscored the challenges law enforcement faces in this huge state. Like many troopers assigned to patrol multiple villages, Rich and Johnson were not based in the interior community of 238 people. They worked out of the troopers’ four-person rural service unit in Fairbanks 130 miles to the east, and they had to See DUTY, page A-5

Soldotna gets new postmaster By KELLY SULLIVAN Peninsula Clarion

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Robia Bishop has been performing the duties of Postmaster in Soldotna for a year, but still had trouble sleeping the night before her official installation ceremony. Bishop’s fellow employees, the USPS District Manager Ronald Haberman from Anchorage, and customers, watched on as her long time coworker Sherrill Behm read her the postmaster Oath of office, Thursday, at the Soldotna Post Office. “Now I am going to do even better since I have a certificate now,” she said jokingly. Bishop said she was extremely honored to hold the position. Being a postmaster has always been in the back of her mind through out her 36-year career with the USPS. The job has had Bishop

bouncing among Anchorage, Kenai and Soldotna throughout the years. She has held positions all over the company, such as personnel, human resources and various managerial spots. Bishop said she still gets so consumed in her work that sometimes, at 4:45 p.m. to five she’ll finally notice she is getting hungry because she forgot to get lunch. Switching things around keeps the job fresh and exciting, Bishop said. And random, bizarre scenarios present themselves from time to time. Once, while working as the manager of the distribution plant in Anchorage, she walked in to find a box on her desk. While the sight was common, the attached note was not. A postmaster from an Alaskan village had sent her the container requesting she deal with the rat that had eaten the See POST, page A-2

Redoubt Elem. students learn, graduate D.A.R.E. By DAN BALMER Peninsula Clarion

One hundred-fifty fifth-graders walked across the stage to receive their diplomas after completion of the Drug Abuse Resistance Education course Friday at Soldotna High School. Prior to graduation, students from Redoubt Elementary School put their knowledge to the test with a review game during their final D.A.R.E. class Wednesday. Soldotna police officer Tobin Brennan, a three-year D.A.R.E. instructor, quizzed the students in Jake Eveland’s class on the definition of words they learned during the 10week course. Groups of four responded to answers to words like trust, communication and peer pressure. “Who do you go to when you need help?” Brennan asked the class. Students filled out their final worksheet listing the important people in their lives who they trusted to include in their help network. Parents, teachers, friends and coaches all made the list as people with experience the class went to for advice. Brennan said while one of his lessons is to get students See DARE, page A-2

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Above: Todd Eskelin, wildlife biologist, holds an eagle’s wings open as Felix Lybarger compares himself to its wingspan and Jessica Croom looks on Saturday during a Youth Game Warden camp at the Kenai National Wildlife Refuge headquarters in Soldotna. Bottom right: Dave Bolin, refuge operations specialist at the Alaska Maritime National Wildlife Refuge, uses a tool to check the contents of a shotgun shell.

Ranger games By RASHAH MCCHESNEY Peninsula Clarion

The sun beat down on Dana Gibson as she lifted a magnet into the air carefully lowered it onto a shotgun shell, her brow furrowing in concentra-

tion. A bead of sweat rolled down the side of her head, as she glanced up at Andy Loranger, Kenai Wildlife Refuge Manager — squinting in the noon sunlight. “What are you looking for there?” he said.

“I have no idea,” she said. Then she giggled and shrugged her shoulders. Gibson handed the shells back to Loranger after Dave Bolin, Refuge Operations Specialist at the Alaska Maritime National Wildlife Refuge See LEARN, page A-2

GOP candidates rally party support At state convention group focuses on energy, fiscal conservatism Republican nomination. and former Republican nomiSullivan, a former state At- nee Joe Miller. torney General and Department Making their case Sullivan’s pitch to the ReJUNEAU — Alaska’s larg- of Natural Resources commisest political party and its candi- sioner, is running against cur- publican movers and shakers dates for major offices are brac- rent Lt. Gov. Mead Treadwell was one about curtailing feding for a fight this fall when the nation’s eyes turn to the 49th state’s U.S. Senate race. The state Republican Party travelled to Juneau over the weekend for its biennial state BECKY BOHRER convention, and delegates representing districts statewide Associated Press seized the opportunity to learn more about the party’s candiJUNEAU, Alaska — The Republican candidates for lieudates vying for state and federal tenant governor sought to make distinctions between themoffice. selves during a candidate forum at the state GOP convention The event kick-started with Saturday. Republican Gov. Sean Parnell Anchorage Mayor Dan Sullivan and Sen. Lesil McGuire, and wife Sandy opening the R-Anchorage, are vying to be Gov. Sean Parnell’s running mansion for tea with visitors, mate later this year. Parnell is not expected to face any real but the focus quickly shifted afprimary challenge. terwards to the elections. The state’s current lieutenant governor, Republican Mead “The road to a Republican Treadwell, is seeking his party’s nomination for U.S. Senmajority in the U.S. Senate runs ate. straight through Alaska, and the The forum — the candidates’ opportunity to pitch themDemocrats know it,” said Dan See LT. GOV, page A-5 Sullivan, a candidate for the By MATT WOOLBRIGHT Morris News Service/Juneau Empire

Lt. governor candidates try to differentiate themselves

eral overreach and cultivating a climate that is development friendly toward Alaska’s natural resources. It’s for that reason, he said, he would seek a seat on the Environment and Public Works Committee. “There is an overregulation of Alaska and America in every single sector,” Sullivan said. Treadwell focused on similar issues and also said he would want to be on the public works committee. “That’s where we need to be to cut back the (Environmental Protection Agency),” Treadwell said. But rather than focusing on energy development, Treadwell is seeking budgetary reform on the federal level. “I will not vote to expand our country’s debt unless we also have a vote to have a balanced budget,” he told the audience. “We’re spending too much, and See GOP, page A-5

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U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service’s Rob Barto tells a group of students at a Youth Game Warden camp about his yellow lab, Rex, and how Rex is used to find evidence of poaching and illegal trafficking of wildlife Saturday at the Kenai National Wildlife Refuge headquarters in Soldotna.

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U.S. Fish and Wildlife refuge operations specialist Dave Bolin demonstrates how he would check a shotgun during a role-playing session on law enforcement as Rocky Sherbahn takes a sip of his water Saturday during a Youth Game Warden camp at the Kenai National Wildlife Refuge Headquarters in Soldotna.

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in Homer reminded her that she was checking to see if Loranger was carrying lead or steel shot with his shotgun. As a group of fourth and fifth grade students looked on, Gibson and her partner Angus

Burke conducted a faux compliance-check on Loranger who was pretending to be a hunter out targeting birds. They asked for his license, checked his shotgun and questioned him about his pretend day of bird-hunting. They gave him a pass on carrying one shell with the wrong kind of shot inside of it, but ultimately decided to cite him for having shot one too many

Canvasback Ducks in his possession. Bolin, Loranger’s partner in teaching the enforcement side of a refuge officer’s duties, agreed with the two kids’ assessment of the situation and gave them a few pointers on how an officer would approach a hunter. Several feed away three dead eagles lay sprawled out on a white folding table as Todd Es-

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Soldotna Police Officer Tobin Brennan quizzes Kelsey Beaudin, Alexis Gomes, David Schramm and Logan Steiner DARE questions in Jake Eveland’s fifth-grade class at Redoubt Elementary School on Wednesday in Soldotna.

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to understand that drugs and alcohol are bad, it is not just the “just say no” program. For one hour a week during the 10week program, Brennan spends one day on health facts about alcohol and tobacco while the rest of the course is devoted to the decision making process. “It is all about good decision making,” he said. “I help them define a problem, assess it, figure out what your choices are, responding to it and evaluating and determine whether it’s good or bad.” Brennan said he does not sugarcoat anything and shares real-life experiences he has experienced, which allows the class to build trust with him. “I’m real honest with the kids when I talk to them,” he said. “I don’t fake stories about my life. I tell them I was addicted to nicotine for 13 years of my life.” With six classes from three schools, Redoubt, Soldotna Elementary and K-Beach Elementary, Brennan shook hands with 150 students Friday night who fulfilled their pledge to

“just say no.” Brennan selected six student essays, one from each class that best demonstrated the D.A.R.E. message. The writer of the most outstanding essay was presented with a new trek mountain bike courtesy of Beemun’s. The Soldotna Rotary paid for and donated the bike to the essay winner. Brennan presented the top six students with Darren the lion, the stuffed mascot that drives around in his patrol car all year. At the start of the D.A.R.E. course, Brennan said he lets the kids ask him questions about his job. At the beginning of every class, he answers one question out of a box of anonymous submissions. For his last class with Eveland’s group, he shared a story of how he once got stuck in a jail cell. “It is a fulfilling experience to work with kids and have a positive interaction,” he said. “(As a police officer) I am used to dealing with a traumatic event and responding to that.” Eveland said his class always looked forward to having Officer Brennan come in and were always prepared with their D.A.R.E. workbook at the start of the day without being asked. “The kids love it when I

announce its D.A.R.E. day,” he said. “The message is beneficial because it is not only teaching them the importance of staying away from drugs and alcohol, but is also teaching them important life lessons such as: how to deal with stress and how to communicate with peers which is vital as the kids move to middle school and into adulthood.” Following graduation, the 150 students dressed in their D.A.R.E. T-shirts celebrated their graduation with a 12hour lock-in at the high school where students participated in activities such as swimming, basketball and table tennis. At 1 a.m. the kids settled in for a movie in the auditorium then the chaperons separated the boys and girls to get some sleep before the parents picked them up Saturday morning. The lock-in is a fundraiser, sponsored by the Soldotna swim team. “It is a fun experience for the kids,” Brennan said. “I am one of the few that doesn’t sleep at all. I have to make sure everyone is safe. The kids just love it. It’s a way for them to celebrate all their hard work.” Reach Dan Balmer at dan. balmer@peninsulaclarion.com C

Students crowd up to a table where Todd Eskelin, wildlife biologist at the Kenai Wildlife Refuge, teaches a session on eagles.

kelin, wildlife biologist at the Kenai refuge, spoke to a group of students about their anatomy, finding clues about cause of death and the types of eagles found in North America. Eskelin hoisted one of the eagles in the air and spread its wings as Jessica Croom stepped toward him, spread her arms and tried unsuccessfully to match the span of the eagle’s wings. Felix Lybarger tried next — but could not stretch far enough to touch the tips of the wings. Still, he grinned up at Eskelin and readjusted his glasses before trying again. “Aww,” Croom said after everyone in her group tried their hand and came up short. “I was the closest though right?” Eskelin said the kids shouldn’t be surprised as an eagle can have a wingspan around 7-foot long. Forty-two kids rotated between six stations set up at the Kenai National Wildlife Refuge headquarters in Soldotna for the first Youth Game Warden camp. Representatives from the Fish and Wildlife Service, Alaska Wildlife Troopers, Alaska Department of Fish and Game, the U.S. Forest Service, Alaska State Parks and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration took the weekend to teach students about everything from anatomy, archery, boating safety and wildlife forensics to enforcement, conservation and fisheries management. Several of the teachers travelled to Soldotna from towns

across Alaska including Fairbanks, Togiak, Dillingham, King Salmon and Homer. Kelly Modla, wildlife biologist from Fish and Wildlife, organized the camp and said she timed it for when the federal wildlife officials were having in-service meetings to ensure that enough teachers would be on hand to keep things running smoothly. The warm weather was a boon for the weekend camp which started at about 9 a.m. on Saturday and will pick up again on Sunday for a few hours before the kids are given a certificate and a commemorative coin, “We got really lucky,” Modla said. The students were given crash courses in locating lost hikers and identifying birds and big game while learning how refuge managers and enforcement officers do their jobs. “So, it’s a little bit about biologist, a little bit about management and other ways people enjoy the biology and ecology of these species,” Loranger said. “We focused on hunting and touched on some other reasons that wildlife is important.” Several officers said they were happy to take a break from their regular duties to educate children. “I think the kids are obviously excited to be here,” Loranger said. “These kinds of things, where you get to interact with kids, they’re the highlight.” Bolin, who spends his days as both a management biologist and an enforcement officer said he enjoyed taking a break from answering phone calls and clar-

ifying regulations. He said he enjoyed watching Gibson role play the position of an enforcement officer. “We’re showing the kids that sometimes law enforcement is a stressful position,” Bolin said. “This is teaching them what we do and can have a positive effect on our interactions in the future. This is the great part of our job, people are happy to see us and we’re doing stuff for the kids.”

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hoard of shipped nuts inside the brown cardboard box. “My first thought was ‘did anyone check to see if the rat was still in there?’” Bishop said. Luckily it wasn’t, but the unordinary event was one of many situations that kept her on her toes over the years, she said. Bishop said she plans to enjoy her duties as postmaster until retirement. “The mail is not just delivering a magazine or catalog,” Bishop said. “In a place like this you’re touching peoples lives. There are a lot of people who still depend on it.” Kelly Sullivan can be reached at kelly.sullivan@ peninsulaclarion.com

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He was preceded in death by his father, Vincent Beever and a brother, Clyde Beever. Paul is survived by his daughters, Desiree and Jamie Beever; grandson, Bruin PorterPaul Arthur Beever field; son, Nathan Beever; mother, Marie Soldotna resident Paul Beever; sister, Carol Cox and husband Gary Arthur Beever, 64, passed of Colorado; niece, Nicole Little and husband away peacefully WednesTracy of Colorado; nephew, Paul Cox and day, April 30, 2014 at Alaswife, Kari; and grandnephews, Cole Little and ka Regional Hospital with Cooper and Andrew Cox. his family by his side. Arrangements were by Peninsula MemoAn open service will be rial Chapel in Kenai. Words of comfort may held at 2 p.m. Thursday, be sent to the family at www.alaskanfuneral. May 8, at Birch Ridge Golf Course. A recep- com. tion will follow. Please bring any pictures or great stories to share. For more information or Billy Gene Spires to reach out to the family, call Desiree at 907398-7431. Longtime Kenai resident Paul was born Aug. 6, 1949 in Chillicothe, Billy Gene Spires, 81, died Mo. He enlisted in the Army at age 22 and Saturday, April 26, 2014 at served a tour of duty in Vietnam as a helicop- Central Peninsula Hospiter pilot. He moved to Soldotna in 1980, where tal in Soldotna due to heart he lived the remainder of his life. failure. “There are no words to describe how lovNo public services will ing, caring, giving and supportive he was. He be held. was the most loving, amazing father, grandfaMr. Spires was born July 19, 1932 in Adel, ther, son, brother and friend anyone could ever Georgia. In 1962 Billy moved to Alaska where ask for. In the drop of a dime, Paul would be he lived in Kenai up until the present. there to give you the shirt off his back, help His family wrote, “Billy Spires was a God fix your car, build your cabin or just give you fearing man who in his later life loved our a hug if you needed one. He worked so hard Lord Jesus Christ. He was a hardworking man all of his life to provide the best for his loved who spent his career in construction and wellones. He enjoyed living life to the fullest and drilling. He loved Alaska and, in his own way, his greatest joy was spending time with his the families he left behind.” grandson every chance he had. He was preceded in death by his brother, “He was a true Alaskan man and love the Gary Spires and his parents, Henry and Susie peacefulness and solitude of the mountains. Spires. He passionately competed and completed Mt. He is survived by his daughters, Susan M. Marathon nine years in a row. When he wasn’t Lehr of Jacksonville, Florida, Debra J. Doughhard at work, his favorite things to do were erty of Kenai, and Renee Groves of Marina running, skiing, fishing, hiking, biking, camp- Del Ray, California; sons, David Spires of ing and being the best father and grandfather Jacksonville, Florida and Matthew Spires ever. He took pride in staying active and al- of Aiken, South Carolina; brothers Haskell ways living a healthy lifestyle. Spires of Sumrall, Mississippi and J.W. Spires “We love him so much and want to cele- of Lake City, Florida. brate what a wonderful man he was. We love Arrangements made by Peninsula Memoyou dad with all that we have,” his family rial Chapel & Crematory. Please sign Billy’s wrote. online guestbook at AlaskanFuneral.com.

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over age 50 to an unlimited age. It does not matter if you can’t run, a runner will be provided for you. It does also not matter how long Learn about garden pest control since you played. Anyone wishing to join us, call Paul at 394-6061. Games start with batEvery gardener has insects, weeds, or other ting practice, then sides are chosen to play for pests that need attention or control during the a couple of hours (or until we get tired). Play growing season. This class will help you learn is not highly competitive, just fun. when each pest is most vulnerable to control, how to identify the pests and decide which Alumni, community invited to control is right for your garden, and to create your own IPM plan. Janice Chumley, IPM celebrate choir director’s career tech for the Cooperative Extension Service After 43 years of outstanding and dedicatwill provide identification tips, pest specific ed teaching, Kenai Central High School choir information and help you create an IPM plan director Renée C. Henderson will be directfor your growing area. This free class will be ing her final KCHS Choir concert (the “Pops” May 8 from 6:30-8:00 p.m. Class size is lim- concert) on May 6 at 6 p.m. All alumni and ited so please register early by calling Coop- the community at large are invited to join in erative Extension Service at 262-5824 celebrating an amazing woman whose love of music and gift for teaching has inspired thousands of students to discover their talPlay ball with FCS ents. Please take the time to join us in thankFrontier Community Services 11th annual ing Renée for her unparalleled commitment World Series Baseball event is June 21 at the to our students and our community, as well as Kenai Little League fields. Player sign-in be- for the important legacy of music with which gins at 10 a.m.; opening ceremonies at noon. she leaves us. For those wishing to contribute, The event includes baseball, crazy hair, face please email marymccubbins@gmail.com. painting, hamburgers and hot dogs, and more. Anyone with a developmental disability is welcome to play. Contact Kathy Kenner at Free Thinkers to discuss ethics 262-6331 for more information or to sign up. Last Frontier Free Thinkers will meet Tuesday May 6 at the Soldotna Public Library from 5:30-7:30 p.m. in conference room A. Caregiver Support to This group advocates progressive values for discuss blood pressure humanists, atheists, and freethinkers. The A Caregiver Support meeting Tuesday at theme of this month’s meeting is the followthe Sterling Senior Center from 1:00-2:00 ing phrase: “Ethical values are derived from p.m. will cover the topic: “Using Your Home human need as tested by experience.” AttendBlood Pressure Cuff.” For more information ees are encouraged, but not required, to speak on how they interpret that phrase and what it call Shelley at 907-262-1280. means to them. There is free WiFi at the library so if one is feeling ambitious one can Cardiac support group bring ipads, laptops, or whatever and make a examines nutrition presentation. It should be some lively discussion. Please bring along anyone you feel may The Cardiac Support Group will meet in be interested. Please email courageoustiger@ the Redoubt Room at Central Peninsula Hos- gmail.com with questions. Note: This event is pital Monday from 5:30-7:00 p.m. Steve Lok- held at, not sponsored by the Soldotna Public ken, a Nutritionist with CPH, will be our guest Library. speaker. For more information call Jeanette Rodgers at 262-5547 or 252-1018.

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ABATE plans events

Senior softball ready to take the field Senior softball in Soldotna is set to return for second season. Starting date is dependent upon weather and field conditions. Seniors play every Tuesday morning at 9 a.m. at Centennial Park at the first Little League Diamond. Paul will be calling last year’s regulars and is still looking for new players. It is for anyone

In recognition of Motorcycle Awareness Month, Southern Peninsula ABATE is planning two events. A bike blessing will take place Sunday, May 4 at 10 a.m. at the Nikiski Nazarene Church, Mile 18 of the Kenai Spur Highway. The blessing is open to all. There will be a recognition by the borough assembly of Motorcycle Awareness Month on Tuesday, May 6 at 6 p.m. at the borough building on Binkley Street in Soldotna.

Community Calendar Today 8 a.m. • Alcoholics Anonymous As Bill Sees It Group, 11312 Kenai Spur Highway Unit 71 (Old Carrs Mall). Call 398-9440. 4 p.m. • Narcotics Anonymous support group “Twisted Sisters”

(women’s meeting) at URS Club, 11312 Kenai Spur Highway, Unit 71, Kenai. 7 p.m. • Alcoholics Anonymous Freedom Group meets at the Soldotna United Methodist Church, 158 S. Binkley, Soldotna. 8 p.m. • Narcotics Anonymous support group “This One” (men’s meeting) at URS Club, 11312 Kenai Spur Highway, Unit 71, Kenai. The Community Calendar lists recurring events and meetings

of local organizations. To have your event listed, email organization name, day or days of meeting, time of meeting, place, and a contact phone number to news@ peninsulaclarion.com.

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Fire safety: Be on high alert With clear blue skies and tempera-

tures reaching into the 60s, spring has sprung on the Kenai Peninsula. But those same conditions that have lured residents into the great outdoors also have the region’s wildland firefighting agencies on high alert. “Due to the weather the grass has been exposed longer and had time to dry out,” Darren Finley, a state Division of Forestry fire prevention officer, told the Clarion in a recent interview. “Dry conditions are the most volatile fuel. Grass fires spread fast and can produces flames up to 10 feet high.” In a nutshell, wildland fire season has arrived early on the Kenai Peninsula, and Forestry already has recorded 15 wildland fires on the Peninsula this year. Residents should take steps now to mitigate fire danger. Here are a few quick FireWise ideas to help protect your home from the eventuality of an encroaching fire: n Clear all dead or dry vegetation from the sides of homes and replace with small plants, flowers or gravel; n Within 15 to 30 feet of a home, remove shrubs beneath trees, prune tree limbs and remove dead vegetation; n Keep a well-watered lawn trimmed to three inches or less, trees should be healthy and watered often, dispose of flammable materials on property, clear the area under stairs and decks of debris, clean roofs and gutters; n Keep garden hoses and fire tools like shovels or rakes readily available. Keep storage areas clean and clear of oily rags, newspapers, or other combustibles; n Have a fire plan — locate the nearest fire station, test smoke detectors and keep fire extinguisher current. Most importantly clean chimneys and stovepipes regularly; n Make sure you have an easily accessible water supply on hand for emergency situations. You can find more FireWise program information at forestry.alaska.gov/wildland.htm. Most wildland fires on the Peninsula are humancaused — which also means most wildland fires are preventable. Many property owners have yard debris to burn after the heavy windstorms this past winter; remember that permit is needed for open burning. Permit information and details on fire conditions may be obtained by calling 907-260-4269 or online at forestry. alaska.gov. All fires, whether open burns or small campfires, should never be left unattended. The area around the fire should be clear, and a water supply adequate to extinguish the fire should be on hand. Even if you’re not intending to start a fire, the current conditions call for caution. Remember, the 2007 Caribou Hills fire, which burned more than 55,000 acres and destroyed nearly 200 structures, was started when sparks from a grinder being used to sharpen a shovel ignited dry grass. As Smokey the Bear says, “Only you can prevent forest fires.” Let’s all do our part. When wildland firefighters are on high alert, the rest of us should be on high alert, too.

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A reasonable timeframe for EPA What would Alaskans say if a federal agency retroactively vetoed permits for development of Prudhoe Bay, declaring it never should have been allowed on the North Slope? What would we think if a federal agency unilaterally banned development in the non-wilderness portion of ANWR? And what if a federal agency halted efforts to reopen the Nikiski LNG terminal, without any right of appeal, because a tiny portion of the property was once considered wetlands? While these scenarios might have once seemed far-fetched, all of them – and more – will be possible if the dramatic expansion of EPA’s power under the Clean Water Act continues unchecked. At issue is Section 404(c) of that law, relating to permits for projects that generate dredge or fill material. Through it, EPA may restrict or deny the placement of materials at sites specified in permit applications submitted to the Army Corps of Engineers. Before the Obama administration, EPA invoked its veto authority just 12 times, and only after formal environmental reviews had been conducted. With thousands of permits sought each year, this represented a track record of judicious use. But recently, we have seen an abrupt departure from that approach. In 2011, EPA retroactively vetoed a permit that had been issued in West Virginia four years earlier. In Alaska, EPA appears poised to issue its first-ever preemptive veto, even before a final plan for development is presented.

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If Congress does nothing, EPA will hold effectively limitless veto power. The agency will be capable of rejecting projects before they even seek permits or clawing back permits for projects that already have them. As project developers realize they cannot count on a fair process, or the long-term validity of any permit they may acquire, investment in our state and country will plummet. I have great respect for the people of Bristol Bay. For me, fishing is part of being Alaskan. My sons have worked in the Bristol Bay sockeye fisheries, I have fished many times in the region, and throughout my career I have demonstrated my steadfast support for subsistence, recreational, and commercial fisheries in our state. I understand and agree with many of the concerns raised about the potential Pebble mine. That’s why I have reserved judgment on it – and why I am committed to the full protection of the world-class fisheries in the area. But a preemptive veto is not the best or only way to achieve that goal. It is important to keep in mind that EPA has full authority to deny permits during its review process, when it will also be possible to assess specific impacts. EPA Administrator Gina McCarthy confirmed that to me just a few weeks ago, and that authority would not change under the Regulatory Fairness Act.

This comes on top of our near-constant disputes with EPA over resource development. To name just a few examples, we have repeatedly seen the agency seek to delay or halt development in NPR-A, near the Tanana River, at Kensington, at Usibelli, and in the offshore Arctic. EPA’s cumulative actions, both in Alaska and elsewhere, led me to cosponsor S. 2156, the Regulatory Fairness Act. Authored by a Republican from Louisiana and a Democrat from West Virginia, this bill would help restore due process for project developers and restore their confidence – eroded during the Obama Administration – that federal permitting process will be timely, predictable, and fair. This bipartisan measure does not eliminate EPA’s veto power or prohibit the protection of any lands and waters. It does not make it easier for a project to win approval, or weaken the environmental review process that major projects must undergo. Instead, the bill establishes a reasonable and reliable timeframe for EPA to issue any vetoes it determines necessary. The agency U.S. Sen. Lisa Murkowski is Alaska’s will still be allowed to take those actions senior Senator and the ranking Republiduring the permitting process, just as it did can on the Senate Energy and Natural Reduring prior administrations. sources Committee.

‘Social gospel’ good enough for Dems Faith is making a comeback among liberal Democrats, but they still have a way to go. First, some history. Hoping to attract some Evangelical Christian votes more than 20 years ago, former vice president Al Gore wrote that the biblical story of Noah and the Ark could be paraphrased in modern terms, “Thou shalt preserve biodiversity” (“Earth in the Balance” p. 245). Gore also claimed the first recorded instance of pollution was when Cain killed Abel and Abel’s blood “falls on the ground, rendering it fallow” (p. 247). Gore seemed fluent in religious language and theology compared to a comment by Vice President Walter Mondale in his October 7, 1984 debate with President Ronald Reagan. Responding to a question from political commentator Fred Barnes about his faith and whether he had been born again, Mondale replied: “I don’t know if I’ve been born again, but I know I was born into a Christian family. And I believe I have sung at more weddings and more funerals than anybody ever to seek the presidency. Whether that helps or not, I don’t know.” Fast-forward to last Saturday in Louisville, Kentucky, where Hillary Clinton addressed 7,000 women gathered for the United Methodist Women’s Assembly. According to an Associated Press account of her remarks, Mrs. Clinton said that while she was secretary of state her faith prompted her to begin initiatives to combat human trafficking, promote maternal health care in C

developing countries and fight for women’s rights. That’s nice, but a person of no faith could be in favor of the same initiatives. What about abortion and samesex marriage? The same Scripture she Cal Thomas uses as marching orders for her worldly initiatives speaks to when human life begins and to traditional marriage, but she ignores those. Mrs. Clinton said her faith in God was shaped as a young woman by her grandmother’s hymn singing and her grandfather’s bedtime prayers. She said she struggled between her father’s insistence on self-reliance and her mother’s compassion for the needy. Clinton said she reconciled these in the Bible story about Jesus feeding the 5,000. She added she believes in the “social gospel,” which in reality is more social than gospel. Evangelical theologians believe the feeding of the 5,000 was not an early food bank, or a forerunner of food stamps, but one of many demonstrations by Jesus of Nazareth to authenticate His Divinity. His next miraculous act, as recorded by Matthew, was walking on water (Matthew 14:22-33). Under the social gospel of Mrs. Clinton does it follow the government should buy water skis for the “needy”? In her remarks to the Methodist women,

Mrs. Clinton described an America reminiscent of the Great Depression. She said too many women don’t just face ceilings on their aspirations and opportunities, rather “it’s as if the floor is collapsing beneath them.” She added, “I don’t think we can sit back and wait for someone else to step forward and solve these problems.” Yes, it takes a village of politicians and government bureaucrats. Was this a shot at President Obama, who promised a stronger economy? The numerous social programs we have aren’t working, as David Muhlhausen has chronicled in his book, “Do Federal Social Programs Work?” The social gospel of Mrs. Clinton and her fellow liberal Democrats aims to pile more programs on top of the ones that are not working hoping the new ones will miraculously work better. Why not try something new, or something old that worked? How about motivation for starters? The same Scripture from which Mrs. Clinton selectively quotes also says this about the able-bodied: “If a man does not choose to work, neither shall he eat.” (2 Thessalonians 3:10). When Bill Clinton signed the Welfare Reform bill 20 years ago, many welfare recipients found jobs. Hillary Clinton is more comfortable with religious language than some of her predecessors who stumbled on the sawdust trail, but her policies are little different from those of a liberal skeptic. Email Cal Thomas at tcaeditors@tribune.com.

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. . . GOP printing too much.” Miller won the 2010 Republican primary against Sen. Lisa Murkowski, but she then mounted a successful write-in campaign to win in the general election — a fact Miller remembers very well. The convention hall went quite after Miller was the only one of the three to say he would not commit to supporting the Republican nominee if he fails to win the primary. He said it’s because the other candidates for Democratic Sen. Mark Begich’s seat didn’t support him

during Murkowski’s write-in campaign. “Without that baseline of trust, I cannot make such a commitment,” he said. His message to the convention was one of dire need for a new direction. He urged the party to embrace its conservative core, rather than try and compromise. “I don’t think this country — if it continues the way it’s going — will be around much longer,” Miller said. “We are moving in a direction opposite our foundation. We need to embrace the platform.” He attributed much of the blame for the federal government’s growth at the feet of his

own party. For the state’s top elected Republican, Gov. Parnell said his next four years would be focused on the same issues recently addressed by the Legislature. Those are getting the gasline built and ensuring the comprehensive education reform bill produces results for Alaskan children, he said. “Our administration is going to build this gasline. There’s no doubt about that,” Parnell said, adding that the global economics are encouraging for the project. “It’s not just a dream,” he continued. “You’ve got companies laying down money to go design a project.”

The two also were asked if they were ready to live in the historic House of Wickersham. A bill designating the building in downtown Juneau as the official residence of the lieutenant governor passed the Legislature last month. The house would remain open to public tours and events under the bill, which was pending review by Parnell. McGuire said she looked forward to living there and seeing the building open to the public on a regular basis. Sullivan said it wasn’t a problem for him, but he said he expected to be too busy to stay at the house. There were some light moments. Sullivan, for example,

referred to himself as the “original” Dan Sullivan. Former Natural Resources Commissioner Dan Sullivan is a Republican hopeful for U.S. Senate, along with Treadwell and Joe Miller. On the Democratic side, Senate Minority Leader Hollis French of Anchorage and Palmer math teacher Bob Williams are running for lieutenant governor. Byron Mallott is the highest-profile candidate seeking the Democratic nomination for governor. Craig Fleener plans to run for lieutenant governor as an independent alongside Bill Walker, who is running for governor.

Meanwhile on Saturday, processions were held for the bodies of Rich and Johnson, which were taken from Anchorage to Fairbanks following their release from the medical examiner’s office. The procession in Fairbanks accompanied the bodies from the airport to the funeral home. Village public safety officers are unarmed, but a bill passed by lawmakers this year would allow for the arming of the officers, who serve as first responders in rural communities that can be located hours or days, depending on the weather, from the nearest state trooper.

Rich and Johnson were occasionally featured on the National Geographic Channel show “Alaska State Troopers,” which features multiple troopers patrolling the state’s wild terrain. The troopers were not filming at the time of their deaths. Filming in the fifth season is currently being done with other troopers. Tanana resident Ruby Cruger, who is related to the Kangas, said the shooting has deeply affected the entire community. “They’re all shocked,” Cruger said of the town’s reaction.

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governor, he would also be interested in working on education reform, he said. McGuire said she has extensive experience on statewide issues as a lawmaker, noting, among other things, her support for efforts to spur development in Cook Inlet and passage of last year’s oil-production tax cut. She also has a history of working across party lines, she said. If elected, she wants to work to increase voter access,

McGuire said. Both spoke about serving as ambassadors for Alaska. Lawmakers this past session considered a number of proposed constitutional amendments. When asked which they supported, McGuire cited proposed constitutional changes that would allow public money to be used for private or religious schools and to change the makeup of the Alaska Judicial

Council. She said she wanted innovation in schools and asked why only children from wealthy families should have choice in where they’re sent to school. On the judicial proposal, McGuire drew a reaction from some in the audience when she noted that only public members of the council — whose duties include screening applicants for and nominating to the governor candidates for judicial vacancies — are subject to legislative confirmation, while the attorney members on the council do not have to clear this hurdle. Sullivan said offering choices in education is fundamentally important.

that the elder Kangas was driving around the village, even though he doesn’t have a valid driver’s license. After Haglin approached Arvin Kangas at his home, the elder Kangas pointed to a rifle and suggested he would use it if Haglin did not leave, according to the charging document. Haglin then contacted state troopers, who obtained an arrest warrant and accompanied him to Arvin Kangas’ home a day after the confrontation. Arvin Kangas refused to cooperate with the troopers after being informed of his arrest warrant and tried to run

inside his home, according to the charging document. The troopers pursued, and a scuffle ensued, according to the document. That’s when Nathanial Kangas appeared with an assault rifle and shot them, according to the charging document. He then pointed the weapon at Haglin, but lowered it and Haglin was able to flee, the document says. Haglin called for help, and with the aid of other community members, was able to detain Nathanial Kangas until more troopers arrived, the charging document says.

Once Haglin had him, Kangas “spontaneously stated that he was sorry for doing ‘it’ and that he shot troopers because the troopers were wrestling with Arvin,” the documents say. Arvin Kangas was also arrested and is being held in Fairbanks. “These are serious crimes, killing two Alaska State Troopers, two of my Alaska State Troopers ... I would support the recommendations of the district attorney and hope that you put the maximum amount of bail possible,” said trooper Col. James Cockrell during Saturday’s hearing.

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Candidates Joe Miller, left, Dan Sullivan, center, and Lt. Gov. Mead Treadwell appear onstage together at the state Republican Convention at Centennial Hall on Friday. The three are running against each over for the Republican nomination to run against Democrat Sen. Mark Begich in November.

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reach Tanana by plane. Rich and Johnson, who had recently appeared on a national cable TV show about the Alaska State Troopers, had traveled to Tanana to arrest Kangas’ 58-year-old father, Arvin, on charges of driving without a license and threatening the village’s unarmed public safety officer, Mark Haglin. Haglin had received reports

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Cautionary signs in April’s US jobs report By JOSH BOAK AP Economics Writer

WASHINGTON — Employers added a sizable 288,000 jobs in April. Hiring in February and March was better than first thought. The unemployment rate plunged to 6.3 percent from 6.7 percent. At first glance, Friday’s U.S. jobs report suggested that the agonizingly slow 5-year-old economic recovery had burst into a full sprint. Yet several cautionary signs emerged from the report, starting with that spectacular plunge in the unemployment rate. Here’s why: The government uses two surveys for the jobs report. The job gain comes from a survey of businesses, the unemployment rate from a survey of households. Sometimes, the two conflict. The survey of businesses showed 288,000 more jobs. Yet the household survey, in calculating unemployment, found that 73,000 fewer people had jobs. Why did the unemployment rate sink? Because 806,000 fewer people were in the workforce. Many retired or ended their job hunts. And fewer-thanexpected people began looking for work. The unemployment rate typically drops when fewer people seek work: If they’re not hunting for a job, they’re not counted as unemployed. All of which points to an underlying weakness in an otherwise improving job market. “When you have a robust economy, you don’t get these mixed messages,” said Douglas Holtz-Eakin, a former head of

March. Stagnant pay could slow growth, since about 70 percent of economic activity comes from consumers. They can’t ramp up spending unless their wages rise. “Firms are hiring again, but we still need wages to rise faster if the economy is to really accelerate,” said Joel Naroff, president of Naroff Economics.

‘We do not yet have a jobs recovery that is strong enough to really pull people in.’ — Heidi Shierholz, economist the Congressional Budget Office and now president of the conservative American Action Forum. Here are five cautionary signs from April’s jobs report: n 543,000 fewer people seeking work Let’s dive a bit deeper into that unemployment rate. People flow into and out of the job market each month. Some leave for school; others return, armed with a degree. Some quit to raise a family. Some apply for jobs after their kids start kindergarten. In April, the number of people who began looking for work fell off a statistical cliff. This suggests that the recovery lacks the kind of gravitational force needed to draw more workers back into the fold. Just 58.9 percent of the working-age population holds a job. That’s down from 62.9 percent before the recession began at the end of 2007. “We do not yet have a jobs recovery that is strong enough to really pull people in,” said Heidi Shierholz, an economist at the progressive Economic Policy Institute. The number of people who began seeking work for the first time fell 126,000 from March

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In this April 10 photo, a sign points to a job fair on the campus of Kaplan University in Lincoln, Neb. At first glance, April’s U.S. employment report suggested that the agonizingly slow 5½-year-old economic recovery has gained new momentum. Yet several cautionary signs emerged from the report.

to roughly 1 million. The figure for new grads and parents who began looking was even bleaker: Down 417,000 to 2.6 million. If those 543,000 people combined had all started looking for work in April, the unemployment rate would be 6.6 percent — a dip from March’s 6.7 percent, rather than the plunge to 6.3 percent.

in 2013. Sales of new homes plunged 14.5 percent last month, according to the Commerce Department. Friday’s report suggested that homebuilding could remain sluggish. “You see that in the hiring numbers,” said Steve Blitz, chief economist at ITG Investment Research. “You see it in the borrowing numbers. And you see it in the value n No housing rebound of private construction put in Builders added 32,000 place.” workers in April. But just 41 percent of them were for conn High school grads and structing homes. That share is droputs losing out usually around 50 percent. The People who’ve never been lower figure likely reflects how to college — about a third of much housing has cooled this workers older than 25 — are year after a solid improvement struggling. More than 200,000

Rice backs out of N.J. commencement NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. (AP) — Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has backed out of delivering the commencement address at Rutgers University following protests by some faculty and students over her role in the Iraq War. Rice said in a statement Saturday that she informed Rutgers President Robert Barchi that she was declining the invitation to speak at the graduation. “Commencement should be a time of joyous celebration for the graduates and their families,” Rice said. “Rutgers’ invitation to me to speak has become a distraction for the university community at this very special time.” The school’s board of governors had voted to pay $35,000 to the former secretary of state under President George W. Bush and national security adviser for her appearance at the May 18 ceremony. Rutgers was also planning to bestow Rice with an honorary doctorate. But some students and faculty at New Jersey’s flagship university had protested, staging sit-ins and saying Rice bore some responsibility for the Iraq War as a member of the Bush administration. The news of Rice’s decision came a day after Barchi spoke

high school drop-outs lost jobs last month. So did 276,000 high school graduates. This group isn’t sharing in a recovery in which college has become practically a pre-requisite. Only 54.3 percent of high school grads either have a job or are looking for one. That’s down from roughly 60 percent before the recession. n Flat wages Average weekly paychecks didn’t budge in April. They were $838.70, exactly as in

n 45,000 More men working two full-time jobs Imagine juggling two-full time jobs. About 198,000 men managed this balancing act last month — a sharp increase of 45,000 year-over-year. True, that’s a small share of the 145.7 million working Americans. But it reveals something critical in an economy in which several million Americans can’t land one job, let alone two. The number of Americans with two full-time jobs usually rises when times are flush and reliable employees are hard to find. That’s not true now. Nearly 3.5 million people have been jobless for more than six months. When people take a second job, they do benefit financially as individuals. Yet it means someone else is stuck on the unemployment rolls without any job. The trend suggests that many employers are writing off some of the unemployed in favor of those already holding a job. “That’s 45,000 other people who didn’t get a job,” said Shierholz of the Economic Policy Institute.

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with students protesting Rice’s planned speech and told them the board of governors would not rescind its invitation. In her statement, Rice defended her record, saying that she was honored to serve her country and that she had “defended America’s belief in free speech and the exchange of ideas.” But she said she didn’t want to detract from the spirit of the commencement ceremony.

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Lawmakers say they won’t abandon death penalty By NOMAAN MERCHANT Associated Press

DALLAS — A bungled execution in Oklahoma in which the condemned prisoner writhed and moaned as he received a lethal injection outraged death-penalty opponents, invited court challenges and attracted worldwide attention. But the inmate’s agony alone is highly unlikely to change minds about capital punishment in the nation’s most active death-penalty states, where lawmakers say there is little political will to move against lethal injections — and a single execution gone wrong won’t change that. Oklahoma Rep. Mike Christian, a Republican lawmaker who pushed to have state Supreme Court justices impeached for briefly halting Tuesday’s execution, was unsparing. “I realize this may sound

harsh,” Christian said, “but as a father and former lawman, I really don’t care if it’s by lethal injection, by the electric chair, firing squad, hanging, the guillotine or being fed to the lions.” Attorneys for death-row inmates hope Tuesday’s spectacle provides new evidence to argue that the injections are inhumane and illegal. But beyond the courtroom, support for capital punishment is undeterred in the states that perform the greatest number of executions — Texas, Oklahoma, Florida, Missouri, Alabama, Georgia and Ohio. And nowhere in those places are any elected officials of either political party talking seriously about using the incident to seek an end to executions. Missouri Rep. Paul Fitzwater, a Republican who chairs the state House’s corrections committee, called the botched execution “horrible” and “defi-

nitely not humane” but said it had not sparked any calls for reform. Oklahoma prison officials say Tuesday’s execution of Clayton Lockett went awry when an intravenous line of deadly drugs became dislodged. He later died from an apparent heart attack. Lockett had been condemned for shooting a 19-year-old girl with a sawed-off shotgun and watching as two accomplices buried her alive. Oklahoma Gov. Mary Fallin has stayed an upcoming execution as prison officials investigate, but she too reaffirmed her support for capital punishment. On Friday, President Barack Obama said the Oklahoma event highlighted problems with the death penalty and he’s asking his attorney general for a review. National surveys by Gallup indicate that support for the

death penalty remains strong, though it has declined over the last 20 years, from 80 percent in favor of capital punishment in 1992 to 60 percent two years ago. There are signs of a shift, primarily in the West and Northeast, after almost four decades in which no state legislatures voted to end executions. Five states — New Jersey, New Mexico, Illinois, Connecticut and Maryland — have formally abolished the death penalty in the last seven years, according to the Death Penalty Information Center, which opposes capital punishment. New York’s death penalty was abolished by a court, and several other states have placed executions on hold. An anti-death penalty bill in New Hampshire fell one vote short of passage. Lawmakers in those states most often cited factors besides problems with lethal injection.

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WASHINGTON — Harry McAlpin was standing outside the Oval Office, moments away from becoming the first black reporter to attend a presidential news conference, when one of his contemporaries approached with a deal. Stay out here, the reporter told McAlpin. The other White House correspondents would share their notes, and McAlpin would have a chance to become an official member of the correspondents association. McAlpin marched into the Oval Office anyway. Afterward, President Franklin Roosevelt shook McAlpin’s hand and said, “I’m glad to see you, McAlpin, and very happy to have you here.” McAlpin, who became a fixture at the White House during the Roosevelt and Truman administrations, never got a White House Correspondents’ Association membership. But now, in its centennial year, the WHCA is honoring McAlpin with a scholarship bearing his name. The scholarship was to be presented Saturday night during the WHCA’s annual dinner with President Barack Obama. “Harry McAlpin is someone who should be recognized and shouldn’t be forgotten,” National Journal correspondent George Condon, the association’s unofficial historian, said this week during a panel discussion about diversity and the White House press corps.

Official: Boy who stowed away on jet leaves Hawaii HONOLULU — The 15-year-old boy who survived a 5½-hour flight from California to Hawaii in a jet’s wheel well has left the state, but officials on Saturday would not say where they sent him and with whom. Zahra Billoo, who has been speaking on behalf of the boy’s family, declined to provide any details, saying she wasn’t authorized to discuss the matter. “We’re doing our best to help the family maintain the privacy they requested,” she said Saturday. Mukhtar Guled, a cousin of the boy’s stepmother, told the San Jose Mercury News on Friday that it wasn’t clear whether the father would be allowed to bring his son home. “He could not see him. They won’t let him see him or visit him or talk to him,” Guled said. Yahya Abdi endured the flight from San Jose, California, to Maui after hopping an airport fence and climbing into the wheel well of a Boeing 767. He has not spoken publicly about the ordeal that raised questions about airport security and revealed the personal family drama of a Somali immigrant struggling to adjust to life in the United States. Abdi, who lives in Santa Clara with his father, stepmother and siblings, had been unhappy in California and desperately missed his mother, according to those who know his family. Kayla Rosenfeld, the spokeswoman for Hawaii’s Department of Human Services, said late Friday that the youth is “no longer in Hawaii.” — The Associated Press C

Several governors cited the risk that an innocent person could be executed or the skyrocketing costs of fighting appeals in death-row cases. “The main factor was the miscarriage of justice,” former New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson said Friday in an interview. “I was aware of the serious problems with lethal injections, but it was not at the top.” Richardson signed his state’s abolition bill in 2009 and has since campaigned against the death penalty in other states. He described meeting with several exonerated death row inmates — there are more than 140 nationwide — as well as families of victims and law enforcement officials. He predicted that the botched execution would weigh on other governors considering the death penalty. Texas has executed 515 inmates since reinstating the death penalty in 1982, by far more than any other state. Gov. Rick

Perry and both the Republican and Democratic candidates for governor have repeated their support for capital punishment and their confidence in Texas’ system. Richard Dieter, executive director of the Death Penalty Information Center, which opposes capital punishment, predicted the execution’s biggest effect would be in the courts, where Oklahoma, Texas and other states are being challenged to name execution drug suppliers. The states argue they must keep the names secret to protect suppliers and ensure they can get the hard-to-obtain drugs. Juries in Texas are already giving fewer death sentences, suggesting a larger shift, said Kristin Houle, executive director of the Texas Coalition to End the Death Penalty. “It’s not going to be just one thing that pushes the issue over the edge,” she said.

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Afghan village hit by landslide

Northern Ireland police casting wide net for evidence of Adams’ IRA past

By AMIR SHAH Associated Press

ABI BARIK, Afghanistan — Afghan rescuers and volunteers armed with shovels and little more than their bare hands dug through the mud Saturday after a massive landslide swept through a village the day before, turning it into an earthen tomb holding hundreds of bodies, officials said. The government and aid groups rushed to bring food, water and shelter to the survivors as the government tried to ascertain just how many people were killed in the latest natural disaster to hit a country already reeling from nearly three decades of war. Figures on the number of people killed and missing in the disaster Friday varied from 255 to 2,700. Fears of a new landslide complicated rescue efforts, as homes and residents sat buried under meters (yards) of mud. “That will be their cemetery,” said Mohammad Karim Khalili, one of the country’s two vice presidents, who visited the scene Saturday. “It is not possible to bring out any bodies.”

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Survivors sit with their possessions near the site of Friday’s landslide that buried Abi-Barik village in Badakhshan province, northeastern Afghanistan, Saturday.

Though figures on the death toll varied, residents knew the toll the tragedy had taken on their own families. From atop a muddy hill, Begam Nesar pointed to the torrent of earth below that had wiped out much of her village. “Thir-

teen of my family members are under the mud,” she said, including her mother, father, brothers, sisters and children. She said she had been visiting relatives at a nearby village when the disaster struck. The United Nations said Fri-

day at least 350 people died, and the provincial governor said as many as 2,000 people were feared missing. On Saturday, the International Organization of Migration said information they gathered indicated 2,700 people were dead or missing.

Israel’s race to succeed Peres heats up TEL AVIV, Israel (AP) — Among those vying to become Israel’s next president are a former defense minister, a former foreign minister, a former finance minister, a respected long-serving lawmaker and a Nobel Prize winner. Amazingly, the man they all seek to replace has held all of those titles and more during a legendary 65-year political career. Shimon Peres, the indomi-

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table 90-year-old elder statesman of Israeli politics, concludes his seven-year term as the country’s ceremonial head of state this summer. While the group of potential successors is locked in a heated battle over the lofty post, whoever emerges victorious likely faces an even tougher task of breaking out of Peres’ enormous shadow. Officially, the president has only two primary powers: as-

signing a potential prime minister to build a coalition government after elections and issuing pardons to criminals. But Peres, a two-time former prime minister, has risen above the post. He became a de facto foreign minister who promoted Israel abroad thanks to his wide network of global contacts, presenting a respectable face for the country when Prime Minister Benjamin Ne-

tanyahu’s government was often under fire for its West Bank settlement policies. He offered a bridge to the Arab world and was greeted like royalty in Europe and Washington.

BELFAST, Northern Ireland — Northern Ireland police are casting a wider net in their efforts to prove that Sinn Fein leader Gerry Adams once commanded the outlawed Irish Republican Army and ordered the 1972 killing of a Belfast mother of 10, according to party colleagues and retired militants. Details of an expanding trawl for evidence emerged Saturday as detectives spent a fourth day questioning Adams about the IRA’s abduction, killing and secret burial of Jean McConville 42 years ago — an investigation that has infuriated his IRA-linked party. Adams had been scheduled to be charged or released by Friday night but a judge granted police a 48-hour extension of his detention. Adams, 65, took part in the court hearing via a video link from the police interrogation center west of Belfast. Sinn Fein’s deputy leader, Martin McGuinness, said he had been told by Adams’ legal team that detectives were questioning him about many of his speeches, writings and public appearances going back to the 1970s, when he was interned without trial as an IRA suspect and wrote a newspaper column from prison using the pen name “Brownie.”

Kenya government: 3 people killed, 7 wounded in 2 blasts along Kenyan coast NAIROBI, Kenya — At least three people were killed in a grenade blast in one of two explosions Saturday along the coast of Kenya, an east African country working to crack down on a recent wave of terrorist attacks. Authorities said the grenade blast at a bus stop in Mwembe Tayari, in the coastal city of Mombasa, also injured seven other people. Separately, a bag with an improvised explosive device was spotted near the coastal Reef Hotel in Nyali, and passersby noticed in time to take cover before it detonated, the Interior Ministry said. No fatalities were immediately reported there. Authorities said they didn’t immediately have an explanation for the explosions. A blasted-out bus sat at the scene of the Mombasa blast, and a man was spotted carrying away an injured child. — The Associated Press

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OSCE observers held in Ukraine released By JIM HEINTZ Associated Press

MOSCOW — European military observers who were held more than a week by insurgents in eastern Ukraine walked free Saturday, with Kiev insisting the release proves Russia is fomenting unrest in Ukraine — as Moscow touted the insurgents as courageous humanists. The latest battling narratives came a day after dozens of protesters died while trapped in a horrifying fire in Odessa, hundreds of miles away. Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov said the deaths show Ukraine’s acting leaders are “are up to their elbows in blood,” while authorities in Kiev blamed pro-Russia provocateurs. The incidents highlight the intractability of Ukraine’s cri-

sis, in which pro-Russia insurgents have seized government buildings in about a dozen cities and towns in the east and Ukrainian forces have tried to regain control in a limited military offensive. Looming on the other side of the border are tens of thousands of Russian troops, whom Kiev fears are waiting for a pretext to invade. A pact struck between Russia, Ukraine, the European Union and the United States in mid-April aimed to resolve the crisis emphasized the importance of an observer mission from the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe. But the mission’s prospects became clouded a week later, when eight of its military observers and five accompanying Ukrainians were detained by insurgents in the city of

Slovyansk, the crucible of unrest in the east. The insurgents alleged the observers were spying for NATO and carrying suspicious material; one from nonNATO member Sweden was released two days later, but the rest remained in custody until Saturday. The insurgents’ leader in Slovyansk, Vyacheslav Ponomarev, was quoted by Interfax news agency as saying he ordered the release because of increasing insecurity in the city. In recent days, at least four Ukrainian soldiers were killed on the city’s outskirts — two of them when helicopters were shot down — and at least 10 civilians have been killed, according to Ponomarev. Ponomarev later told The Associated Press that the OSCE observers “are not being

released — they are leaving us, as we promised them.” One of the released observers, German Col. Axel Schneider, told The Associated Press that the 12 detainees held up well. Those held included three other Germans and a soldier each from the Czech Republic, Denmark and Poland. “They had a very good attitude and that gave them the strength to stand the situation,” Schneider said of the observers. “According to the word of (Ponomarev), we have been treated as good as possible. This is a miserable situation, but we were under his protection.” The non-Ukrainians were flown late Saturday to Berlin, where they were reunited with their families.

Kerry urges democracy in Africa By LARA JAKES AP National Security Writer

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ADDIS ABABA, Ethiopia — America’s top diplomat said Saturday the U.S. is ready to help increase its ties with Africa, but nations across the continent need to take stronger steps to ensure security and democracy for its people. In an Africa policy address to members of the Addis Ababa diplomatic corps and the Young Africa leader network, U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry highlighted crises in Nigeria, South Sudan, Somalia and the Central African Republic and urged Africans to demand stability and financial development. He called for an expansion of American investment in Africa and noted that U.S. companies IBM, Microsoft and Google already have spent more than $100 million on projects across the continent. “So this is clearly a moment of opportunity for all Africans,” Kerry told about 100 Ethiopians at an environmentally-friendly auditorium on a mountaintop. “It is also a moment of decision.” The Obama administration has sought to expand U.S. pri-

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U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry speaks about U.S. policy in Africa at the Gullele Botanic Garden in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia Saturday.

vate investments in Africa, and last year financed about $1 billion to support American businesses across the continent, including an estimated $650 million in sub-Saharan Africa. Elizabeth Littlefield, president and CEO of the U.S. Overseas Private Investment Corp., described Africa as the world’s next front for development, largely in part because of a huge rise in the continent’s middle class. She said the num-

ber of African households with disposable income will double over the next decade. Africa has the natural resources, capacity and the know-how for economic development, Kerry said, adding that the U.S. is the continent’s “natural partner.” He said that over the next three years, 37 of the 54 African nations will hold national elections with millions of voters going to the polls. And he called on Africans to combat the political

corruption that the African Union says has cost the people of Africa tens of billions of dollars. “That money could build new schools and hospitals, new roads and bridges, new pipes and power lines. That’s why it’s a responsibility for citizens in Africa and in all nations to demand that public money is providing services for all, not lining the pockets of a few,” Kerry told the gathering. Combating corruption, he said, “lifts more than a government’s balance sheet.” But Kerry warned that “a new Africa” cannot emerge with becoming “a more secure Africa.” “In too many parts of the continent, a lack of security, the threat of violence, or all-out war prevent even the first shoots of prosperity from emerging. The burdens of past divisions might never be completely eliminated but they must never be allowed to bury the future,” he said. Kerry also warned of the dangers climate change, noting that according to a recent U.N. report parts of Mombasa, Dakar, Monrovia and dozens of coast African cities could be under water by the middle of the century.

“We are all very happy,” Schneider said at Tegel Airport. “We saw our families again — that’s not something we would have imagined last night.” “Imagine that last night we were still under fire,” he said. The release negotiations included Vladimir Lukin, a representative of Russian President Vladimir Putin. Lukin was brought in as part of an initiative led by Thorbjorn Jagland, the head of the Council of Europe, a European human-rights body, according to COE spokesman Daniel Hoeltgen. Lukin was quoted by the Russian state news agency RIA Novosti as saying the release was “a voluntary humanitarian act.” Although Russia denies it is encouraging or directing the insurgents, Ukrainian Foreign

Ministry said in a statement that the release “was made after unambiguous instructions had been received from the Russian authorities, which yet again shows the extremists are subordinated to Moscow.” The Russian Foreign Ministry, however, emphasized that the release was a decision of the insurgents who have taken control of Slovyansk and called it “testimony of the courage and humanism of the defenders.” Despite the release, tensions in Ukraine heightened sharply after at least 42 people died in clashes between government supporters and opponents in the Black Sea port of Odessa on Friday. On Saturday, news reports claimed fighting broke out in the city of Kramatorsk, about 15 kilometers (10 miles) south of Slovyansk.

Reporter detained in Egypt appeals to judge CAIRO (AP) — One of the Al-Jazeera English journalists held in Egypt made a rare appeal Saturday outside of the defendants’ cage, as the judge trying him and his colleagues wished them a “happy” World Press Freedom Day before ordering them back to jail. Canadian-Egyptian acting bureau chief Mohamed Fahmy stood before Judge Mohamed Nagi Shehata and explained that journalists have to speak to all sides to do their jobs. But the judge again denied the journalists bail and set their next hearing for May 15. Fahmy, along with Aus-

tralian correspondent Peter Greste and Egyptian Baher Mohamed, all face charges of being part of a terrorist group and airing falsified footage intended to damage Egyptian national security. Doha-based Al-Jazeera and the journalists have denied the allegations. Their arrest comes as part of a greater crackdown on the press and the Muslim Brotherhood, from which toppled Islamist President Mohammed Morsi hails. The journalists face trial on the charges with 17 others. Al-Jazeera Arabic service journalist Abdullah Elshamy has been held without charges since August after being arrested separately.

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The following dismissals were recently handed down in District Court in Kenai: n Charges of one count of third-degree criminal mischief, one count of fourth-degree assault, one count of interfering with a domestic violence report and one count of failure to appear against James E. Duvall, 36, of Anchorage, were dismissed. Date of the charges was April 13, 2012. n Charges of one count of driving while license cancelled, suspended, revoked or limited and one count of no motor liability insurance against Royal E. Cantrell, 73, of Kenai, were dismissed. Date of the charges was March 18. n A charge of no motor vehicle liability insurance against Tyler A. Christler, 19, address unknown, was dismissed. Date of the charge was April 4, 2013. n A charge of driving while license cancelled, suspended, revoked or limited against Shannon D. Engebretson, 18, of Kenai, was dismissed. Date of the charge was Dec. 31. n Charges of one count of second-degree harassment and three counts of second-degree indecent exposure against Benjamin Moe, 40, of Kenai, were dismissed. Date of the charges was March 29, 2013. n A charge of failure to obey citation to appear in court against Austin H. Smith, 24, of Kenai was dismissed. Date of the charge was Jan. 31. n A charge of driving in violation of a license limitation against Austin Harvel Smith, 24, of Kenai, was dismissed. Date of the charge was March 3. The following dismissals recently were handed down in Superior Court in Kenai: n Charges of one count of firstdegree burglary, two counts of fourth-degree assault, one count of driving under the influence

Court reports and one count of fourth-degree criminal mischief against Trevor H. Hordemann, 40, address unknown, were dismissed. Date of the charges was Nov. 20. n Charges of one count of third-degree assault and one count of attempted first-degree robbery against Robert M. Luton, 27, of Soldotna, were dismissed. Date of the charges was Oct. 9. The following judgments were recently handed down in District Court in Kenai: n Fred Bahr, Jr., 43, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to one count of driving while license revoked and one count of sixthdegree misconduct involving a controlled substance, committed Sept. 28. On count one, he was sentenced to 180 days in jail with 165 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, had his license revoke for 90 days and placed on probation for three years. On the count of sixthdegree misconduct involving a controlled substance, he was sentenced to seven days in jail, fined a $50 court surcharge and forfeited items seized. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Michael Pride Brazell, 44, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to fourth-degree criminal mischief, committed March 8. He was sentenced to 30 days in jail with 25 days suspended, may perform 40 hours of community work service in lieu of jail time, was fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to pay restitution and placed on probation for one year. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Michael Patrick Carlough, 31, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to second-degree harassment, committed Dec. 14. He was sentenced to 60 days in jail with 59 days

suspended (time served), fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended and placed on probation for one year. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Russell Dean Cronce, 27, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to violating condition of release for a felony, committed Jan. 22. He was sentenced to 30 days in jail and fined a $50 court surcharge and a $50 jail surcharge. n Brent W. Eckert, 48, of Nikiski, pleaded guilty to a reduced charge of no valid operatorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s license, committed Feb. 4. He was fined $150 and a $50 court surcharge. n Sarah A. Focose, 31, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to driving under the influence, committed March 29. She was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 87 days suspended, fined $2,000 with $500 suspended, a $75 court surcharge, $330 cost of imprisonment and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had her license revoked for 90 days, ordered ignition interlock for six months and placed on probation for one year. n Michael T. Handricks, 58, address unknown, pleaded guilty to driving under the influence, pleaded guilty to driving under the influence, committed Sept. 8. He was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 87 days suspended, fined $3,000 with $1,500 suspended, a $75 court surcharge, $330 cost of imprisonment and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had his license revoked for 90 days, ordered ignition interlock for six months, ordered not to consume alcohol to excess and placed on probation for three years. n Nathaniel Paul Hanley, 21, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to fourthdegree assault, a domestic violence offense, committed March 31. He was sentenced to 90 days

in jail with 80 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete a domestic violence intervention program and placed on probation for one year. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n William Timothy Igo, 30, of Merced, California, pleaded guilty to driving while license cancelled, suspended, revoked or limited, committed March 22. He was sentenced to 40 days in jail with 30 days suspended, may perform 80 hours of community work service in lieu of jail time, was fined a $50 court surcharge, had his license revoked for 90 days and placed on probation for one year. n Lisa Kuhr, 41, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to false information or report, committed March 27. She was sentenced to 40 days in jail with 35 days suspended, may perform 40 hours of community work service in lieu of jail time, was fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended and placed on probation for one year. n Keelan Marie Lacross, 31, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to second-degree trespass, committed March 25. She was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 80 days suspended (time served), fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program

treatment, ordered to obtain a mental health evaluation and follow all recommendations, ordered to take prescribed medications as prescribed, to possess no controlled substances except with valid prescription and in original container and to file quarterly compliance reports with the court and was placed on probation for three years. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Regina C. Loosli, 38, of Nikiski, pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct, committed Nov. 5. She was sentenced to 10 days in jail and fined a $50 court surcharge and a $50 jail surcharge. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n John N. Olson, 48, of Cambridge, Minnesota, pleaded guilty to a reduced charge of second-degree criminal trespass (in a dwelling), committed March 29. He was sentenced to 60 days in jail with 55 days suspended (time served), fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to have no contact with a specific address or victim and was placed on probation for one year. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Shawn Paul, 21, of Bethel, pleaded guilty to one count of fourth-degree assault, committed March 3. He was sentenced to 120 days in jail with 90 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge

with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, ordered to have no contact with two specifically named individuals and placed on probation for two years. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Wendell P. Ross, Sr., 57, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to a reduced charge of driving without a commercial motor vehicle license, committed Oct. 6. He was fined $2,000 and a $50 court surcharge. n Carol Saari, 71, of Nikiski, pleaded guilty to driving under the influence, committed Sept. 21, 2012. She was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 87 days suspended, fined $2,000 with $500 suspended, a $75 court surcharge, $330 cost of imprisonment and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had her license revoked for 90 days, ordered ignition interlock for six months, ordered not consume alcohol, forfeited items seized and placed on probation for one year. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Emmanual Charles Williams, 32, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to a reduced charge of no valid operatorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s license, committed Sept. 7. He was fined $500, a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge and placed on probation for one year.

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Peninsula Clarion, Sunday, May 4, 2014

n On April 15 at about 2:30 a.m., Soldotna Alaska State Troopers Dispatch received a call from an employee of Tobacco Distress in Sterling, stating that a burglary alarm had been activated at the business. Troopers responded and investigation revealed that a front window had been broken with a hammer and three large water bongs had been stolen. A few minutes after the burglary, three males, identified as Jason Wilson, 20, Jason Phipps, 19, and Timothy Wood, 19, all of Soldotna, were contacted by troopers about two miles away, walking toward Soldotna. Further investigation revealed that the three males were responsible for the burglary and theft. In their possession were the stolen water bongs and various tools. The males were arrested and taken to Wildwood Pretrial Facility on charges of second-degree burglary, firstdegree criminal trespass, fourthdegree criminal mischief and third-degree theft. n On April 15 at 1:58 p.m., troopers contacted Robert Webb, 19, of Anchor Point, while investigating a trespass report. Investigation revealed that Webb was in violation of his probation. He was arrested for violating probation and taken to the Homer Jail. n On April 13 at 12:35 a.m., Soldotna troopers contacted Richard Stauss, 25, of Kenai, on a traffic stop near Kenai. Investigation found Stauss to be driving under the influence of an alcoholic beverage. Troopers subsequently located a Ziploc bag containing marijuana inside the vehicle. Stauss was taken to Wildwood Pretrial for driving under the influence and sixth-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance. n On April 11 at 11:24 p.m., Soldotna troopers contacted Frederick Larson, 62, of Anchorage, on a traffic stop in Soldotna. Investigation revealed Larson to be driving under the influence. After being arrested, Larson refused to provide a sample of his breath. He was taken to Wildwood Pretrial on charges of driving under the influence and breath test refusal. n On April 16 at 9:26 a.m., Alaska State Troopers dispatch received multiple 911 calls regarding a northbound REDDI

Police reports (Report Every Dangerous Driver Immediately) vehicle in Sterling. Troopers located and conducted a traffic stop on the vehicle near Mile 73 of the Sterling Highway. The driver was identified as Teddy Wise, 27, of Sterling. Investigation showed Wise had almost caused several crashes and run multiple vehicles off the road and was impaired. Wise was arrested and taken to Wildwood Pretrial for

four counts of third-degree assault and for driving under the influence of drugs. n On April 16 at 10:58 a.m., the Soldotna Public Safety Communication Center received a report of a break-in at Leaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Boutique. Alaska State Troopers investigation revealed that persons had entered the store during the previous night, causing damage, and had taken items from the business. The incident is under investigation. If anyone has information regarding this incident, they are

encouraged to notify the Alaska State Troopers at 262-4453. n On April 14 at 7:46 p.m. troopers received a report that Paul Robson, 32, of Kasilof, was violating his conditions of release at a residence in Kasilof. Troopers responded and confirmed the violation. Robson was arrested and taken to Wildwood Pretrial without bail. n On April 16 at about 4:00 p.m., Alaska Wildlife Troopers, Seward Post, arrested Glenn Vincent Ivanoff, 50, of Mekoryuk, at Mile 33 of the Seward

Highway for driving under the influence of alcohol, driving with a revoked operatorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s license and violating conditions of release. An investigation ensued after troopers received a REDDI (Report Every Dangerous Driver Immediately) report from another motorist. Ivanoff was taken to the Seward City Jail pending arraignment. n On April 15 at 10:24 a.m., Alaska State Troopers responded to a reported theft in Anchor Point. Investigation revealed that unknown individuals stole power

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tools valued at $800 out of a vehicle. Investigation continues. n On April 17 at 11:45 a.m., a 78-year-old male, of Girdwood, called Alaska State Troopers to report that he had 200 to 300 pounds of scrap copper stolen from a lot in the Old Girdwood area. The copper has an estimated value of $3,600. Anyone with information regarding the theft or the location of the copper is encouraged to call the Alaska State Troopers at (907) 262-4453 or Crime Stoppers at 800-478-4258.

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AccuWeather 5-day forecast for Kenai-Soldotna

Barrow 25/11

Today

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday

Tides Today High(ft.)

Prudhoe Bay 34/12

First Second

7:59 a.m. (18.2) 9:08 p.m. (16.7)

3:03 a.m. (4.1) 3:33 p.m. (0.7)

6:46 a.m. (17.5) 7:55 p.m. (16.0)

1:12 a.m. (4.2) 1:42 p.m. (0.8)

First Second

6:05 a.m. (16.3) 7:14 p.m. (14.8)

12:08 a.m. (4.2) 12:38 p.m. (0.8)

First Second

4:38 a.m. (9.6) 6:05 p.m. (7.6)

11:33 a.m. (0.1) 11:43 p.m. (4.0)

First Second

10:45 a.m. (27.3) --- (---)

5:34 a.m. (6.6) 6:00 p.m. (2.5)

Deep Creek

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Sunny and pleasant

Turning out cloudy

Rain and drizzle possible

Chance for a couple of showers

Cloudy

Hi: 63 Lo: 38

Hi: 61 Lo: 38

Hi: 58 Lo: 39

Hi: 55 Lo: 38

Hi: 56 Lo: 37

The patented AccuWeather.com RealFeel Temperature® is an exclusive index of the effects of temperature, wind, Sunrise humidity, sunshine intensity, cloudiness, precipitation, Sunset pressure and elevation on the human body.

10 a.m. Noon 2 p.m. 4 p.m.

60 65 67 65

Daylight Length of Day - 16 hrs., 21 min., 6 sec. Daylight gained - 5 min., 18 sec.

Alaska Cities Yesterday Hi/Lo/W

City Adak* Anchorage Barrow Bethel Cold Bay Cordova Delta Junction Denali N. P. Dillingham Dutch Harbor Fairbanks Fort Yukon Glennallen* Gulkana Haines Homer Juneau Ketchikan Kiana King Salmon Klawock Kodiak

Seldovia

First May 6

Today 5:51 a.m. 10:13 p.m.

Full May 14

Moonrise Moonset

Last May 21

Today 10:21 a.m. 2:32 a.m.

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Kotzebue 40/31/c 47/30/c 44/34/c McGrath 73/35/pc 68/42/s 63/45/s Metlakatla 59/46/s 31/26/pc 25/11/sf Nome 40/31/c 56/34/pc 47/25/c North Pole 70/40/s 48/37/pc 48/33/pc Northway 66/31/s 64/34/s 59/36/s Palmer 71/43/s 67/44/pc 65/43/pc Petersburg 59/39/s 64/32/s 58/36/pc Prudhoe Bay* 36/25/pc 66/37/s 61/37/s Saint Paul 43/26/pc 46/39/pc 46/35/pc Seward 69/40/s 70/43/pc 67/41/pc Sitka 58/49/s 55/37/s 60/35/s Skagway 64/43/s 63/32/s 61/30/s Talkeetna 70/34/s 67/30/s 66/32/s Tanana 63/33/pc 65/40/pc 62/37/s Tok* 63/29/s 60/39/pc 59/39/s Unalakleet 46/30/pc 63/47/s 62/35/s Valdez 64/38/s 59/44/s 61/38/s Wasilla 70/37/s 37/29/sf 26/15/c Whittier 67/39/s 67/35/pc 61/32/pc Willow* 70/41/s 62/39/s 61/37/s Yakutat 63/34/s 59/40/pc 56/41/s Weather(W): s-sunny, pc-partly cloudy, c-cloudy, sh-showers, t-thunderstorms, r-rain, sf-snow flurries, sn-snow, i-ice.

Readings through 4 p.m. yesterday

Nome 36/20

Temperature

Unalakleet McGrath 39/22 59/31

New May 28 Tomorrow 11:27 a.m. 3:01 a.m.

31/14/sf 59/31/c 60/40/s 36/20/c 67/41/c 68/37/s 67/42/s 58/34/s 34/12/sf 38/28/c 64/40/s 53/41/s 62/37/s 66/41/s 57/27/pc 64/39/pc 39/22/sf 58/40/s 65/45/s 62/46/s 66/44/s 57/31/s

City Albany, NY Albuquerque Amarillo Asheville Atlanta Atlantic City Austin Baltimore Billings Birmingham Bismarck Boise Boston Buffalo, NY Casper Charleston, SC Charleston, WV Charlotte, NC Chicago Cheyenne Cincinnati

66/48/sh 81/46/s 89/48/s 71/46/s 74/49/s 70/45/pc 91/51/s 72/51/sh 59/41/c 75/46/s 56/36/pc 77/51/pc 67/50/c 58/45/t 79/37/pc 77/61/pc 70/46/c 75/46/pc 64/46/pc 76/37/pc 69/42/c

58/41/sh 85/56/s 95/52/s 79/49/s 83/60/s 66/46/sh 91/57/s 74/45/pc 65/45/c 85/60/s 56/37/pc 70/47/pc 66/45/sh 51/36/sh 78/42/pc 86/60/s 77/49/t 85/55/s 57/39/c 80/44/pc 72/49/t

High ............................................... 57 Low ................................................ 35 Normal high .................................. 52 Normal low .................................... 33 Record high ....................... 66 (2009) Record low ......................... 21 (2012)

Kenai/ Soldotna 63/38 Seward 64/40 Homer 59/39

Precipitation

From the Peninsula Clarion in Kenai

24 hours through 4 p.m. yest. 0.00" Month to date ........................... 0.00" Normal month to date ............. 0.07" Year to date .............................. 2.91" Normal year to date ................. 3.14" Record today ................. 0.45" (1983) Record for May ............. 2.77" (1966) Record for year ............ 27.09" (1963)

Anchorage 63/45

Bethel 47/25

Valdez Kenai/ 58/40 Soldotna Homer

Dillingham 61/37

Juneau 62/35

National Extremes

Kodiak 56/41

Sitka 53/41

(For the 48 contiguous states)

High yesterday Low yesterday

112 at Death Valley, Calif. 17 at Eagle Nest,

State Extremes High yesterday Low yesterday

Cold Bay 48/33

Ketchikan 61/38

73 at McGrath 22 at Nuiqsut

Today’s Forecast

(Shown are noon positions of weather systems and precipitation)

Showers will overspread the Northeast and mid-Atlantic today, as well as the Northwest. Meanwhile, record highs will be challenged in the southern Plains and the South will turn warmer.

National Cities Yesterday Today Hi/Lo/W Hi/Lo/W

From Kenai Municipal Airport

Fairbanks 67/41

Talkeetna 66/41 Glennallen 61/30

Today Hi/Lo/W

Unalaska 46/34

Anchorage

Almanac

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Seward

Anaktuvuk Pass 39/14

Kotzebue 31/14

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World Cities

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Yesterday Today Hi/Lo/W Hi/Lo/W 59/49/t 78/52/pc 66/50/sh 66/37/c 92/52/s 65/48/pc 82/48/pc 72/45/sh 59/47/sh 52/39/c 85/51/s 53/39/r 74/31/s 59/46/sh 54/34/sn 71/40/c 66/44/c 88/72/pc 87/61/s 66/44/pc 81/49/s

57/38/pc 89/57/s 65/45/sh 62/36/t 94/66/s 64/42/sh 86/49/pc 62/42/pc 57/39/pc 54/35/pc 90/66/s 56/38/pc 72/41/s 55/36/pc 59/37/c 64/40/sh 63/44/t 87/72/pc 87/61/s 66/45/t 86/56/s

City Jacksonville Kansas City Key West Las Vegas Little Rock Los Angeles Louisville Memphis Miami Midland, TX Milwaukee Minneapolis Nashville New Orleans New York Norfolk Oklahoma City Omaha Orlando Philadelphia Phoenix

Yesterday Today Hi/Lo/W Hi/Lo/W 75/62/t 77/50/pc 86/73/c 98/69/s 82/47/s 85/63/s 74/47/pc 80/50/s 87/74/t 89/55/s 60/46/pc 59/43/c 77/44/s 81/57/s 67/54/pc 75/55/pc 91/46/s 72/45/pc 77/69/t 72/51/c 100/68/s

84/58/s 81/56/pc 82/80/pc 95/74/s 88/62/s 78/60/pc 80/55/pc 88/63/s 84/71/pc 94/61/s 54/37/c 58/41/pc 84/58/s 84/63/s 67/48/sh 80/57/s 97/65/s 70/48/pc 85/61/s 70/47/sh 98/74/s

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Pittsburgh Portland, ME Portland, OR Rapid City Reno Sacramento Salt Lake City San Antonio San Diego San Francisco Santa Fe Seattle Sioux Falls, SD Spokane Syracuse Tampa Topeka Tucson Tulsa Wash., DC Wichita

62/48/t 64/40/pc 63/50/sh 63/38/c 79/55/pc 77/55/s 81/55/pc 92/50/s 79/65/s 65/55/pc 79/36/s 60/48/sh 62/38/pc 65/52/pc 62/49/sh 75/70/t 80/43/s 96/59/s 89/42/s 73/57/pc 88/42/pc

63/38/pc 59/40/t 61/50/sh 66/43/pc 74/50/pc 74/51/s 80/53/pc 91/61/s 72/60/pc 64/53/pc 82/45/s 60/47/sh 60/37/pc 61/43/t 55/40/c 84/67/s 85/55/pc 95/66/s 90/64/s 76/48/pc 98/61/pc

City

Yesterday Hi/Lo/W

Acapulco 94/75/pc Athens 70/57/pc Auckland 66/48/pc Baghdad 96/70/s Berlin 55/37/s Hong Kong 82/75/c Jerusalem 83/57/s Johannesburg 77/52/s London 57/37/pc Madrid 73/45/s Magadan 37/22/sn Mexico City 74/52/pc Montreal 61/46/pc Moscow 50/30/pc Paris 59/43/s Rome 63/52/sh Seoul 63/46/s Singapore 93/82/sh Sydney 59/55/sh Tokyo 77/63/pc Vancouver 57/50/sh

Today Hi/Lo/W 93/77/pc 75/56/sh 71/60/pc 95/70/s 53/36/pc 84/73/c 88/71/pc 74/48/s 61/46/c 80/50/pc 41/28/pc 76/51/t 52/43/sh 52/39/c 62/42/pc 68/45/pc 63/44/t 90/78/t 66/45/pc 69/56/pc 57/49/r

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Palmer soccer sweeps Nikiski By JOEY KLECKA Peninsula Clarion

Competing with one less player than the Palmer Moose for the final 30 minutes spelled doom for the Nikiski boys soccer team Friday afternoon at Nikiski High School. The end result was a physical 3-0 Northern Lights Conference win for Palmer, improving the Moose’s season record to 5-9 and snapping a three-game losing streak. The loss dropped the Bulldogs to 3-2 on the year. The trouble started in the 51st minute in the second half, when Nikiski midfielder Nico Castro was yellow-carded for the second time in two days, resulting in an automatic red card. That meant Castro was to Photo by Rashah McChesney/Peninsula Clarion be sent to the sideline and NiPalmer’s Carly Venzke gets away from Nikiski’s Chloe Braun kiski could not substitute in anFriday during their game in Nikiski. other player, and therefore had

to play a game of 10 on 11. “That was pretty normal from the games up north,” said Palmer coach Kevin Dearborn. “We play Colony and Wasilla and those are always pretty physical games. That was about right on for us.” The Bulldogs were already down two goals at that point, so any hopes of a comeback were immediately dashed. Nikiski coach Jim Coburn said he felt his team came out sluggish after playing an “emotional” Thursday game against Colony. “We came out with a lot of emotion last night, expending a lot of energy,” Coburn said. “These guys are pretty dead today.” With a school population of less than 300, Nikiski was facing quite a task Thursday against the Colony Knights, a

school that many coaches are pointing to as the state championship favorites in 2014. “The kids get up for that, they like to play a quality team like that,” Coburn said. “Even though it was a loss, they put a lot into that game.” By the time Friday rolled around, the Bulldogs had trouble answering to Palmer’s attacks. Nikiski goalie Sullivan Jackson faced 13 shots on goal, while Palmer goalie Brandon Banks faced three shots. Palmer also had 12 corner kick opportunities to Nikiski’s two. “I think we played a full 80 minutes,” Dearborn said. “Usually we play 20 minutes and then we get scored on, or we play a good 60 minutes and drop it in the last 20. I thought we played hard today.” Dearborn lauded the play of senior captain Chandler Jones

SoHi’s Fenton leads team past Houston Staff report

Ty Fenton had three goals in the first half to lead host Soldotna to a 6-1, NLC victory Friday against Houston. Soldotna moved to 2-1-1 overall and in the league with the triumph. Fenton struck in the first minute of the game, but the Hawks came back to tie in about the 20th minute. However, two more Fenton goals before the end of the half amounted to a 3-1 halftime lead. Daniel McElroy, Dylan Kuntz and Ben Godfrey sealed the game in the second half with tallies. “It was good to finally finish on some goals,” Soldotna coach Jeff Siemers said. “We’re still looking to build more creativity and scoring chances, but it was good to finish on them today.” Soldotna goalie Kayne North was out with an injury, but Siemers said backup Thomas Flores was up to the task. “He did fine back there,” Siemers said.

Kards boys win, but Grace girls hold on, notch shutout By JOEY KLECKA Peninsula Clarion

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Grizzlies get split in Kenai As hard as they tried, the Kenai Central girls could never find the back of the net Saturday afternoon against Grace Christian, even when the ball was past the Grizzlies’ goalie. What turned out to be a 1-0 Northern Lights Conference win for Grace could have been an easy victory for the Kardinals, but missed opportunities and close shots held Kenai back right through the final seconds at Ed Hollier Field in Kenai. “We definitely outplayed them, we probably had the ball like 38 out of 40 minutes in the first half,” said Kenai coach Dan Verkuilen. “But when you let people hang on and they get a goal, it’s frustrating.” After a first half that saw Kenai control possession throughout, the score remained zero for both teams. The Grizzlies struck first in the second half with Grace captain Katrina Wood converting a corner kick into a goal in the 47th minute. Wood’s kick looked to have caught a well-timed crosswind, as it curved to the right and just past Kenai goalkeeper Alli Steinbeck. “We just needed a little more anticipation in front of the goal,” Verkuilen said. Adding to the frustration of not being able to score was the fact that it was Grace that ended Kenai’s season in 2013 at the conference tournament third-place game. Verkuilen said only a few of the players from this year’s squad were on last year’s team and remember that, but the memory was still there. “We got to use that as a bit of motivation,” Verkuilen said. “I’d say they kind of

and Artur Kavaliov, both who determinedly pushed the ball up the sides throughout the game to create scoring chances. Elliot Price scored first for Palmer in the 15th minute with an assist from Lucas Clark. Price’s kick was saved by Jackson, but the ball still managed to slip his grasp and find its way into the net. Price himself was given a yellow card just before the first half ended, and with a slim lead, Dearborn said he knew better to let his team relax. “I told the guys at halftime that it’s not over,” Dearborn said. “It was important that we scored another goal.” And score another goal they did. Barely 60 seconds passed in the second half before Nathan Pempek sent a long shot careening past Jackson and into

Soldotna girls 8, Houston 0

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Kenai’s Lara Creighton takes a kick from Grace Christian’s Laura Aspelund during their game Saturday at Kenai Central High School in Kenai.

The host Stars moved to 4-0 overall and in conference with a win over the Hawks on Friday. Soldotna coach Jimmy Love said his starters got to play half the game, getting rest for games Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. “The goal going into this was to get the team jelling,” Love said. “I would have liked to see the starters play a good portion of the first half, but it was 60-plus degrees with little wind, so I subbed more in the first half than I wanted to.” Alyssa Wolfe started the scoring three minutes in on an assist from Kylee Wolfe. Just three minutes later, Olivia Conradi gave SoHi a two-goal lead. Taryn McCubbins scored in the 13th minute, while Lena Strothmann, on an assist from Makenna Rosin, scored with one minute left in the half. Love also started with his starters in the second half. In the first 18 minutes of the half, Alyssa Wolfe scored with help from See KICK, page B-3

SoHi 3,200 relay team dazzles Staff report

The Soldotna girls track and field team grabbed a fifth-place finish among 13 teams at the Anchorage Invite track meet Friday and Saturday at Dimond High School, piling up 49 points behind the 89 that team champion Dimond had. Skyview was the top Peninsula team on the boys side, finishing 10th in the team standings with 17 points, behind the 95.5 of team champion West. The Soldotna girls 3,200-meter relay team put up the most impressive performance of the day, nearly taking down the Alaska high school state record of 9 minutes, 35.21 seconds — set in 2004 by West Valley — with a winning time of 9:38.38, one that makes Soldotna coach Phil Leck believe that presents them with an opportunity to go for the state record this year. State records can only be set at the state meet. “All the chips are gonna have to align,” Leck said. “If the weather is good, and they stay healthy, I would say yes.” The weather certainly was good Saturday, which allowed

the team to run so quick. The team, which consisted of Olivia Hutchings, Daisy Nelson, Sadie Fox and Dani McCormick, shattered the Soldotna girls school record, and would win the state title in the 3,200-meter relay championship every year except against the aforementioned 2004 West Valley team. McCormick and Hutchings also raced each other to a 1-2 finish in the 800 meters, with McCormick getting the win in 2:23.48 and Hutchings finishing in 2:23.99. Also, Soldotna’s Makayla Wong was third in the girls shot put with a toss of 34 feet, 3 inches, and teammate Kiana Hendricks was fourth with a toss of 33 feet, 3.5 inches. Homer’s Molly Mitchell ran second in the girls 3,200 meters with a time of 11:51, her Photo by Mark Kelsey/Mat-Su Valley Frontiersman personal best, while teammate Seth Carstens of Nikiski competes in the high jump Friday at Pedro Ochoa placed third in the the Palmer Invitational in Palmer. boys 800 meters with a time of 2:02.91. The Kenai Central girls track Skyview’s Micah Hilbish ond in the 800 with a 2:01.99. team took second in the team had a strong weekend as well, standings at Friday’s Palmer taking third in the boys 400 mePalmer Invite See TRACK, page B-4 ters in 52.47 seconds and sec-

Kenai softball drops a pair in Anchorage Staff report

A road trip up to Anchorage did not dividends for the Kenai Central softball team — at least not in the short term. The Kardinals suffered a pair of losses that dropped their season record to 0-3, starting with a 14-0 loss to Dimond on Friday, and ending with a 15-1 loss to South Saturday at Bartlett High School. The Lynx scored seven runs in the first inning on Friday, five in the second and three in third to end the game after 3-1/2 innings. Havan Shaginoff lasted the game on the mound for Kenai, giving up five earned runs. Saturday’s game against the Wolverines also lasted only 3 1-2 innings, and Alyson Quartly went the distance on pitching. South scored six runs in the first inning, five in the

second and four in the third. Shannon Evans hit 2 for 2 with a run, and Christina Glenzel hit 2 for 2 with an RBI. The Kards scored their lone run in the third inning. Kenai coach Mark King said the biggest issue with his squad was a multitude of errors. “This game, honestly, I totally revamped our team,” King said. “I threw a couple girls in there that hadn’t played varsity before, and just told them that I’m putting you in to get experience.” King said the field at Bartlett featured an artificial turf outfield that measured only 200 feet, instead of a typical 300 feet, which led to a number of hits that turned into home runs. SoHi softball splits with Kodiak The host Soldotna soft-

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owe us one, but Grace always come out with a bunch of scrappy players and they played a hard game.” As the minutes wore on, Kenai continued to press and find chances, but still could not convert. In the 65th minute, Kenai midfielder Cori Holmes found space in the left corner but was taken down by a Grace defender, injuring her leg in the process. Holmes had to be carried off the field by coaches, and Verkuilen later said she could be missing a few weeks from that injury. The Kards had a free-kick opportunity in the 80th minute — the final minute of regulation play — that was taken by Heidi Perkins, but her kick to Hannah Drury just barely missed the mark. After the head referee called for four minutes of stoppage time, it was now or never for Kenai. In the 82nd minute, Drury once again nearly had an equalizer off a corner kick, but Grace goalie Mary Hogan made the save. But the most brutal moment of the game came in the waning

seconds, when Lara Creighton found herself with a clear shot opportunity on the goal. Hogan ran towards Creighton to make a save, but misjudged where the ball was and Creighton managed to find herself behind the goalkeep and launched a shot toward the net. However, at the last possible moment, Grace defender Hayley Hagen reached out her leg and knocked the ball out from the right goal post, just narrowly avoiding the sure equalizer. “I thought she had a pretty good shot, it was just timing and everything,” Verkuilen said. “It was almost a little surreal, you expect it to go in, but no one saw (Hagen) coming.” The loss leaves Kenai with a 2-2 season mark. Kenai boys 3, Grace 0 The Kenai boys found some well-timed offense that propelled them to the shutout victory over the Grizzlies Saturday afternoon at Ed Hollier field in Kenai. The Kards got goals from T.J. Wagoner, Nate Narlock and Austin Frederick, and the offensive output could have been higher with some better-timed shots. “We had a lot of close opportunities to score against SoHi last week but just didn’t put any

away,” said Kenai coach John Morton. “It was nice to score three today.” Morton said his group was able to take advantage of a few weaknesses in Grace’s defensive line, and the speed and explosiveness of Kenai forwards Wagoner and Trevor Shirnberg proved to be a challenge. “Beyond that, they were a little weak back there, so we definitely took advantage of it,” Morton said. “Our offense is always our strong suit. We have the ability to communicate well and our defense pulled together pretty well. It really just all came together today.” The Kards enjoyed a 14-5 advantage on shots on goal over Grace, and took four cornerkick opportunities, compared to two for Grace. “We played the ball to the outside and created crosses,” Morton said. “(Wagoner) specifically can outrun most people in the conference, or at least as fast as anyone.” Kenai had their chances early and often. In the ninth minute, Jake Meyer found open space on the left side of the goalie box but misfired and sent the ball wide to the right of the net. Two minutes later, Shirnberg pulled a similar maneuver, getting loose in front of the goal but missed wide to the left,

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Grace Christian’s Laura Aspelund catches up with the ball and moves to change directions against Kenai Central High School on Saturday in Kenai.

and in the 14th minute, Wagoner squared up a free kick that nailed the crossbar above the hands of Grace’s goalie. But Kenai’s efforts eventually paid off in the 29th minute when Wagoner received an assist from Shirnberg from the right corner of the goalie box and converted to score the

opening goal of the game. “I think our warmup today before the game was more energetic and more focused,” Morton said. “That helps because if you come out and play ten minutes of bad soccer and they score, it doesn’t work well.” Kenai added to its lead with a goal in the 51st minute, as

Narlock sent a long shot from about 20 yards out into the net to tally a goal. In the 70th minute, Frederick took a similarlooking shot off a rebound from a corner kick to add a third goal for Kenai. The win improved Kenai’s season mark to 2-11, while Grace dropped to 4-2 with the loss.

California Chrome wins Kentucky Derby BETH HARRIS AP Racing Writer

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — A horse with a humble pedigree. A couple of working stiff owners. A 77-year-old trainer with his first Kentucky Derby horse. Even Hollywood couldn’t have made this up. California Chrome made it look easy on Saturday, pulling away down the stretch to win the Derby by 1 3/4 lengths. In a sport dominated by wealthy owners and regally bred horses from Kentucky’s bluegrass country, this was a victory for the little guys. Owners Perry Martin and Steve Coburn bred an $8,000 mare to a $2,500 stallion to produce the winner of the world’s most famous race with their one-horse stable. “This is just a dream come true and a great birthday present,’” said Coburn,

who turned 61 on Saturday. California Chrome ran 1¼ miles in 2:03.66 and paid $7, $5.60 and $4.20. The chestnut colt was sent off as the 5-2 favorite by the crowd of 164,906, the second-largest in the Derby’s 140-year history. His trainer, Art Sherman, became the oldest trainer to win the Derby, 57 years after he traveled from California as an exercise rider for Derby winner Swaps. He watched that race from the barn area; this time he smelled red roses in the winner’s circle. Sherman was all smiles after the race. “He gave me the biggest thrill I ever had in my life,” he said. California Chrome has the unlikeliest pedigree for a Derby champion. His mother, named Love the Chase, won just one race. She was purchased by Coburn and Martin, a move that prompted a trainer to call them “dumb asses” for

getting involved in racing. Feeling inspired, they named their operation DAP Racing, which stands for Dumb Ass Partners. Their silks include an image of a donkey. Coburn lives near Reno, Nevada, rising at 4:30 a.m. for his job as a press operator at a 13-employee company that makes magnetic strips for credit cards and driver licenses. Martin lives on the California side of the border near Reno, running a laboratory that tests high-reliability equipment, like car air bags and medical equipment. Coburn and Martin’s partnership is based on a handshake, and their wives are friends who enjoy the sport, too. The group came up with California Chrome’s name by drawing it out of a hat. The horse hadn’t even been out of his home state until this week. “Sometimes you don’t get a lot of

respect,” Sherman said. “We’re in Kentucky and you know most of the Derby winners are bred here and few outside of Kentucky.” Sherman visited Swaps’ grave near the Derby museum earlier in the week and whispered a prayer: “I hope he’s another Swaps.” He sure was. California Chrome extended his winning streak to five races, won by a combined 26 lengths. It was the second Derby win for Espinoza, who rode War Emblem to victory in 2002. “I thought he rode him perfect,” said Sherman, a former jockey. “I was riding the last 70 yards with Victor, so I think he was riding two. He had a lot of weight on him, I can tell you that.” Espinoza had California Chrome sitting comfortably in third in the 19-horse field as Uncle Sigh and Chitu set the early pace.

California Chrome made his move on the final turn in tandem with Samraat. It looked like those two would decide the outcome, until California Chrome sped away to become the first California-bred to win the Derby since Decidedly in 1962. “This horse has so much talent,” Espinoza said. “By the three-eighths pole I knew that was it. I could see other horses struggling a little bit, and he was just smooth.” Commanding Curve, a 37-1 shot, rallied for second, with Danza third. Wicked Strong was fourth and Samraat finished fifth. Commanding Curve returned $31.80 and $15.40, giving trainer Dallas Stewart his second straight runner-up finish with a double-digit longshot. Danza, named for actor Tony Danza of “Who’s the Boss?” fame, paid $6 to show as the 8-1 third choice.

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Scoreboard Hockey NHL Playoffs SECOND ROUND Thursday, May 1 Montreal 4, Boston 3, 2OT Friday, May 2 N.Y. Rangers 3, Pittsburgh 2, OT, N.Y. Rangers leads series 1-0 Chicago 5, Minnesota 2, Chicago leads series 1-0 Saturday, May 3 Boston 5, Montreal 3, series tied 1-1 Los Angeles 3, Anaheim 2, OT, Los Angeles leads series 1-0 Sunday, May 4 Minnesota at Chicago, 11 a.m. N.Y. Rangers at Pittsburgh, 3:30 p.m. Monday, May 5 Pittsburgh at N.Y. Rangers, 3:30 p.m. Los Angeles at Anaheim, 6 p.m. Tuesday, May 6 Boston at Montreal, 3 p.m. Chicago at Minnesota, 5 p.m. All Times ADT

Baseball AL Standings

East Division W New York 16 Baltimore 15 Boston 15 Tampa Bay 14 Toronto 13 Central Division Detroit 16 Kansas City 14 Minnesota 13 Chicago 14 Cleveland 13 West Division Oakland 18 Texas 16 Los Angeles 15 Seattle 13 Houston 10

L 13 13 16 17 17

Pct .552 .536 .484 .452 .433

GB — ½ 2 3 3½

9 15 15 17 17

.640 .483 .464 .452 .433

— 4 4½ 5 5½

12 14 14 15 20

.600 .533 .517 .464 .333

— 2 2½ 4 8

Friday’s Games Cleveland 12, Chicago White Sox 5 Tampa Bay 10, N.Y. Yankees 5, 14 innings Pittsburgh 6, Toronto 5 Boston 7, Oakland 1 Baltimore 3, Minnesota 0 Detroit 8, Kansas City 2 Houston 5, Seattle 4, 11 innings Texas 5, L.A. Angels 2 Saturday’s Games N.Y. Yankees 9, Tampa Bay 3 Boston 6, Oakland 3 Minnesota 6, Baltimore 1 Seattle 9, Houston 8 Cleveland 2, Chicago White Sox 0 Pittsburgh 8, Toronto 6 Detroit 9, Kansas City 2 L.A. Angels 5, Texas 3 Sunday’s Games Chicago White Sox (Rienzo 2-0) at Cleveland (Kluber 2-3), 9:05 a.m. Tampa Bay (Bedard 0-1) at N.Y. Yankees (Sabathia 3-3), 9:05 a.m. Oakland (Gray 4-1) at Boston (Lackey 4-2), 9:35 a.m. Toronto (McGowan 1-1) at Pittsburgh (Volquez 1-2), 9:35 a.m. Baltimore (Mi.Gonzalez 1-2) at Minnesota (P.Hughes 2-1), 10:10 a.m. Detroit (Verlander 3-1) at Kansas M City (Vargas 2-0), 10:10 a.m. Seattle (Maurer 0-0) at Houston K (McHugh 2-0), 10:10 a.m. Texas (Darvish 1-1) at L.A. Angels (Skaggs 2-0), 11:35 a.m. All Times ADT

NL Standings

East Division W L Pct Atlanta 17 12 .586 Washington 17 13 .567

GB — ½

New York 15 Miami 15 Philadelphia 14 Central Division Milwaukee 21 St. Louis 15 Cincinnati 14 Pittsburgh 12 Chicago 11 West Division San Francisco 19 Colorado 19 Los Angeles 18 San Diego 13 Arizona 11

14 .517 15 .500 14 .500

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ton, Carter (4), Villar (4).

Chi. 000 000 000—0 Cle. 010 010 00x—2

10 16 16 18 17

.677 .484 .467 .400 .393

— 6 6½ 8½ 8½

11 13 13 18 22

.633 .594 .581 .419 .333

— 1 1½ 6½ 9½

Friday’s Games Chicago Cubs 6, St. Louis 5 Pittsburgh 6, Toronto 5 Washington 5, Philadelphia 3 Miami 6, L.A. Dodgers 3 Milwaukee 2, Cincinnati 0 San Francisco 2, Atlanta 1 Colorado 10, N.Y. Mets 3 Arizona 2, San Diego 0 Saturday’s Games Chicago Cubs 3, St. Louis 0 Pittsburgh 8, Toronto 6 Philadelphia 7, Washington 2 L.A. Dodgers 9, Miami 7, 11 innings Cincinnati 6, Milwaukee 2 San Francisco 3, Atlanta 1 Colorado 11, N.Y. Mets 10 Arizona 4, San Diego 3 Sunday’s Games L.A. Dodgers (Undecided) at Miami (Fernandez 4-1), 9:10 a.m. San Francisco (Bumgarner 2-3) at Atlanta (A.Wood 2-4), 9:35 a.m. Toronto (McGowan 1-1) at Pittsburgh (Volquez 1-2), 9:35 a.m. Washington (G.Gonzalez 3-1) at Philadelphia (R.Hernandez 1-1), 11:05 a.m. Arizona (Miley 2-3) at San Diego (T.Ross 3-3), 12:10 p.m. Milwaukee (Lohse 4-1) at Cincinnati (Simon 4-1), 12:10 p.m. N.Y. Mets (Gee 2-1) at Colorado (Undecided), 12:10 p.m. St. Louis (Lynn 4-1) at Chicago Cubs (Hammel 4-1), 4:05 p.m. All Times ADT

Yankees 9, Rays 3 TB NY

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Odorizzi, C.Ramos (5), Lueke (6), H.Bell (8) and Hanigan; Tanaka, Betances (8), Claiborne (9) and McCann. W_Tanaka 4-0. L_Lueke 0-2. HRs_Tampa Bay, De.Jennings (4), Myers (3). New York, Teixeira (5), Ke.Johnson (4).

Red Sox 6, Athletics 3 Oak. 000 000 003—3 Bos. 401 100 00x—6

4 0 6 2

Milone, Otero (5), Gregerson (7), Doolittle (8) and D.Norris; Lester, Capuano (9), Uehara (9) and D.Ross. W_Lester 3-4. L_Milone 0-3. Sv_Uehara (7). HRs_Boston, J.Gomes (3), D.Ortiz (6), D.Ross (2).

Twins 6, Orioles 1 Bal. 010 000 000—1 7 2 Min. 101 010 30x—6 12 0 W.Chen, Brach (6), Patton (7) and Clevenger; Correia, Fien (8), Burton (9) and K.Suzuki. W_Correia 1-3. L_W.Chen 3-2. HRs_Minnesota, Dozier (8), Mauer (2).

Indians 2, White Sox 0 5 2 5 2

Carroll, Downs (7), Petricka (8) and Flowers; Masterson, Allen (8), Axford (9) and C.Santana. W_Masterson 1-1. L_Carroll 1-1. Sv_Axford (9).

Tigers 9, Royals 2 Det. 000 102 006—9 12 0 KC 000 000 002—2 5 0 Smyly, Chamberlain (8), Coke (9) and Holaday; Duffy, Coleman (5), K.Herrera (6), Crow (7), Brooks (8) and Hayes. W_Smyly 2-1. L_Duffy 1-2. HRs_Detroit, Tor. Hunter (4).

Angels 5, Rangers 3 Tex. 000 300 000—3 10 1 LA 101 101 01x—5 14 1 M.Harrison, Sh.Tolleson (5), Frasor (7), Ogando (8) and Chirinos; Richards, Salas (7), Frieri (8), J.Smith (9) and Iannetta. W_Richards 3-0. L_Sh.Tolleson 0-1. Sv_J. Smith (3).

Pirates 8, Blue Jays 6 Tor. 001 401 000—6 9 0 Pi. 000 200 42x—8 12 4 Dickey, Loup (7), Redmond (8), Jenkins (8) and Thole; Liriano, J.Hughes (4), Mazzaro (5), J.Gomez (7), Morris (8), Melancon (9) and T.Sanchez. W_Morris 3-0. L_Redmond 0-3. Sv_Melancon (1). HRs_Toronto, Bautista (9).

Cubs 3, Cardinals 0 SL 000 000 000—0 Chi. 000 002 01x—3

7 0 6 0

Wacha, C.Martinez (7), Choate (8), Neshek (8) and Y.Molina; Arrieta, Schlitter (6), Russell (7), N.Ramirez (7), Strop (8), H.Rondon (9) and Castillo. W_ Schlitter 1-0. L_Wacha 2-3. Sv_H. Rondon (3). HRs_Chicago, Lake (3), Rizzo (6).

Phillies 7, Nationals 2 Was. 000 001 100—2 4 0 Phil. 310 120 00x—7 12 1 Roark, Mattheus (5), Stammen (7) and Lobaton, Leon; A.Burnett, Hollands (7), Mi.Adams (8), Bastardo (9) and Ruiz. W_A.Burnett 2-1. L_Roark 2-1. HRs_Washington, LaRoche (5), Walters (3). Philadelphia, Howard (6), Asche (2).

Dodgers 9, Marlins 7, 11 inn. LA 011 401 000 02—9 16 1 Mia. 011 001 301 00—7 14 0 Maholm, B.Wilson (7), Howell (7), Withrow (8), C.Perez (9), League (10) and Olivo; Ja.Turner, Slowey (5), Capps (7), Hand (9), Cishek (10), Marmol (11) and Mathis, Saltalamacchia. W_League 1-1. L_Marmol 0-2. HRs_Los Angeles, Puig (4), C.Crawford (1). Miami, Je.Baker (1), Mathis (1), Ozuna (5).

Mariners 9, Astros 8

Giants 3, Braves 1

Sea. 000 001 800—9 9 1 Hou. 002 000 420—8 11 2

SF Atl.

Iwakuma, Leone (7), Beimel (7), Medina (8), Rodney (8) and Zunino; Keuchel, Cisnero (7), Valdes (7), Fields (8), Williams (9) and J.Castro. W_Iwakuma 1-0. L_Keuchel 2-2. Sv_Rodney (7). HRs_Seattle, Smoak (4). Hous-

Vogelsong, Affeldt (7), Machi (8), Romo (9) and Posey; Teheran, D.Carpenter (8), Hale (9) and Gattis. W_Vogelsong 1-1. L_Teheran 2-2. Sv_Romo (9). HRs_San Francisco, Belt (8), Posey (7), Morse (8).

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4 1 5 0

Reds 6, Brewers 2 Mil. 010 010 000—2 3 1 Cin. 000 301 20x—6 11 0 Gallardo, Thornburg (7), Wooten (8) and Lucroy; Cueto, LeCure (9) and B.Pena. W_Cueto 3-2. L_Gallardo 2-1. HRs_Milwaukee, Ar.Ramirez (4), Mar.Reynolds (7).

New England 2, Toronto FC 1 Vancouver 3, San Jose 2 Real Salt Lake 3, Chicago 2 Colorado 1, Los Angeles 0 Seattle FC 2, Philadelphia 1 Houston 4, Chivas USA 1 Portland 3, D.C. United 2 Sunday’s Games New York at FC Dallas, 11 a.m. Columbus at Sporting Kansas City, Noon All Times ADT

Rockies 11, Mets 10 NY 303 002 011—10 17 1 Col. 000 080 102—11 13 2 Mejia, Matsuzaka (5), Rice (8), Farnsworth (9) and Recker; Morales, C.Martin (6), Brothers (6), Ottavino (8), Logan (8), Hawkins (9) and Pacheco. W_Hawkins 1-0. L_Farnsworth 0-2. HRs_Colorado, R.Wheeler (1), Arenado (5), Culberson (1).

Diamondbacks 4, Padres 3 Ari. SD

020 010 100—4 14 0 000 000 003—3 9 0

McCarthy, Thatcher (8), Ziegler (8), Putz (9), A.Reed (9) and Montero; Kennedy, Roach (6), Benoit (8), A.Torres (9) and Grandal. W_McCarthy 1-5. L_Kennedy 2-4. Sv_A.Reed (8). HRs_Arizona, Montero (4). San Diego, Gyorko (2).

Basketball NBA Playoffs FIRST ROUND (Best-of-7; x-if necessary) Thursday, May 1 Indiana 95, Atlanta 88 Oklahoma City 104, Memphis 84 Golden State 100, L.A. Clippers 99, series tied 3-3 Friday, May 2 Brooklyn 97, Toronto 83, series tied 3-3 Dallas 113, San Antonio 111, series tied 3-3 Portland 99, Houston 98, Portland wins series 4-2 Saturday, May 3 Indiana 92, Atlanta 80, Indiana wins series 4-3 Oklahoma City 120, Memphis 109, Oklahoma City wins series 4-3 L.A. Clippers 126, Golden State 121, L.A. Clippers wins series 4-3 Sunday, May 4 Brooklyn at Toronto, 9 a.m. Dallas at San Antonio, 11:30 a.m. All Times ADT

Soccer MLS Standings EASTERN CONFERENCE W New England 4 Columbus 3 S. Kansas City 3 D.C. 3 Houston 3 New York 2 Toronto FC 3 Philadelphia 1 Montreal 1 Chicago 0

L 3 1 2 3 4 2 4 4 4 2

T 2 3 2 2 2 5 0 5 3 6

Pts GF GA 14 9 10 12 10 7 11 9 6 11 12 11 11 12 14 11 13 12 9 7 9 8 10 13 6 7 14 6 12 14

WESTERN CONFERENCE Seattle 6 2 1 19 Real Salt Lake 4 0 5 17 FC Dallas 5 2 1 16 Colorado 4 2 2 14 Vancouver 3 2 4 13 Los Angeles 2 2 2 8 Portland 1 3 5 8 San Jose 1 3 3 6 Chivas USA 1 5 3 6 NOTE: Three points for victory, for tie. Saturday’s Games

20 13 16 10 18 14 10 9 15 12 7 5 12 15 8 10 9 18 one point

Transactions BASEBALL American League CHICAGO WHITE SOX — Placed OF Adam Eaton on the 15-day DL. Recalled LHP Frank De Los Santos from Charlotte (IL). Claimed OF Moises Sierra off waivers from Toronto. Transferred RHP Nate Jones to the 60-day DL. CLEVELAND INDIANS — Placed C Yan Gomes on the paternity leave list. Designated INF Elliot Johnson for assignment. Selected the contract of C George Kottaras from Columbus (IL). Recalled LHP Nick Hagadone from Columbus. LOS ANGELES ANGELS — Placed 3B David Freese on the 15-day DL. Optioned OF J.B. Shuck to Salt Lake (PCL). Recalled INF Luis Jimenez from Salt Lake. Sent RHP Yoslan Herrera outright to Salt Lake. Selected the contract of INF C.J. Cron from Salt Lake. MINNESOTA TWINS — Placed RHP Mike Pelfrey on the 15-day DL, retroactive May 2. Recalled INF Danny Santana from Rochester (IL). NEW YORK YANKEES — Selected the contract of RHP Alfredo Aceves from Scranton/WilkesBarre (IL). Designated RHP Chris Leroux for assignment. SEATTLE MARINERS — Optioned LHP Lucas Luetge to Tacoma (PCL). Activated RHP Hisashi Iwakuma from the 15-day DL. TORONTO BLUE JAYS — Placed RHP Brandon Morrow on the 60day DL. Recalled RHP Chad Jenkins from Buffalo (IL). National League CHICAGO CUBS — Activated RHP Jake Arrieta from the 15-day DL. Placed OF Ryan Sweeney on the 15-day DL. Recalled OF Chris Coghlan from Iowa (PCL). Transferred RHP Kyuji Fujikawa to the 60-day DL. Optioned LHP Zac Rosscup to Iowa. CINCINNATI REDS — Reinstated INF/OF Skip Schumaker from the 15-day DL. Designated OF Roger Bernadina for assignment. COLORADO ROCKIES — Recalled C Michael McKenry from Colorado Springs (PCL). Optioned RHP Chad Bettis to Colorado Springs. MIAMI MARLINS — Activated RHP Jacob Turner from the 15day DL. MILWAUKEE BREWERS — Placed OF Ryan Braun on the 15-day DL, retroactive to April 27. Activated OF Logan Schafer from the 15-day DL. PITTSBURGH PIRATES — Placed RHP Stolmy Pimentel on the 15-day DL, retroactive to May 2. Optioned RHP Brandon Cumpton to Indianapolis (IL). Recalled RHP Jared Hughes Indianapolis. Selected the contract of RHP Vin Mazzaro from Indianapolis. HOCKEY National Hockey League ANAHEIM DUCKS — Recalled C Rickard Rakell from Norfolk (AHL).

Holmes fires 66 for lead at Quail Hollow The Associated Press

CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Phil Mickelson’s best round of the year wasn’t enough for him to stay in the lead Saturday in the Wells Fargo Championship, just enough to give him a chance to end his slowest start to a season in 11 years. J.B. Holmes overpowered Quail Hollow on a good day for scoring, and he made a 20-foot birdie putt from the fringe on the

final hole for a 6-under 66. That wound up giving him a one-shot lead when Martin Flores made his only bogey on the final hole. Mickelson had a 63 and was two shots behind. Flores hit his tee shot into the creek left of the 18th fairway and missed a 20-foot par putt, settling for a 69 that at least put him in the final pairing with Holmes. They’ll be looking at Mickelson, who

filled the course with one big cheer after another. Mickelson rolled in birdie putts of 30 feet on No. 4 and 40 feet on the par-3 sixth hole and went out in 29. He took the outright lead with a 7-iron from 216 yards into 10 feet on the 13th hole and closed with a par as exciting as some of his birdies. After having to lay up out of a fairway bunker, his wedge spun by the hole and left him a tap-in for par.

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Colony baseball sweeps Homer Staff report

The visiting Colony baseball team took Friday and Saturday games from Homer in Northern Lights Conference play. Saturday, Homer lost 5-3 in seven innings. Homer coach Mark Putney said the Mariners got down 2-0 after the first inning and never were able to get even again. Nahoa Jette started for the Mariners and pitched three innings, yielding four runs. Kyle Johnson then gave up a run in three innings, while Sheldon Hutt pitched a scoreless seventh. Owen Delehanty led Homer on offense with a clutch RBI hit. Colony 10, Homer 7 The host Mariners climbed out of a 4-0 hole to tie the game, but the Knights pulled away late Friday for an NLC victory. Homer fell behind 4-0, but came back to tie the game at 6. However, the Knights struck for two runs in the sixth and two more in the seventh to salt away the win. Wiley Donich pitched the first five innings for the Mariners and yielded six runs, while Jette finished up on the mound. J.J. Sonnen led the Mariners at the plate with three hits. “We played well,” Homer coach Mark Putney said. “We just didn’t make enough plays to win.”

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time,” Skyview coach David Carpenter said. “She probably put about six shots on goal.” Continued from page B-1 But Carpenter said his team still doesn’t have it figured out Julie Litchfield and Conradi, on defense. He said say Mandee Conradi scored with help from Lawson made some nice saves Litchfield and Kelci Benson, in net. and McCubbins headed in a Litchfield corner kick. Colony boys 4, Skyview 0 With 11 minutes left, ReaThe visiting Knights imgan Schoessler scored on an aspressed in a NLC victory Satsist from Elizabeth Cho. Katelynn Kerkvliet and urday. “As everybody already Kylee Wolfe combined for the shutout, with Kerkvliet playing knows, Colony is a really good team,” Skyview coach Jake about 60 minutes. Love was generally pleased Eveland said. “They kind of with his team, but noted there is pulled off the dogs in the secalways room for improvement. ond half. “The kids still played hard “Our shooting was definitely off tonight,” he said. “We had a and are a much improved lot of shots well wide. The ones team.” Eveland said Bailey Jones that were good shots on frame did well in goal, saving 15 rewere right at the keeper.” ally good shots. He said Austin Craig and Ryan Winter also did Colony girls 8, Skyview 1 well on defense. Skyview hosts Kenai on The visiting Knights recovered from a magical strike from Monday at 6 p.m. the Panthers early in the game for an NLC win. Homer, Colony split Skyview, which hosts Kenai The Homer girls notched at 4 p.m. Monday, fell to 0-3 a victory over the visiting with the loss. Just three minutes in, Knights on Friday, while the Skyview’s Ciarra Mahan drib- Homer boys fell 3-0 in Northbled the length of the field for ern Lights Conference play. A score was not available from a goal. “She hit the crossbar another the girls game.

Ice Dogs advance to finals Staff report

The Fairbanks Ice Dogs advanced to the Roberston Cup finals Saturday with a 3-0 victory over the Michigan Warriors at the Big Dipper Ice Arena in Fairbanks. Lonnie Clary, Brett Gervais and Tayler Munson had

goals for Fairbanks, which outshot Michigan 34-21. On Friday, Fairbanks took the lead in the best-of-three series with a 3-1 victory over the Warriors. Jacob Hetz, Hans Gorowsky and Yannick Vedel had the goals Friday.

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Home runs push Giants past Braves By The Associated Press

ATLANTA — Brandon Belt, Buster Posey and Michael Morse led off innings with home runs, and the streaking San Francisco Giants beat the slumping Atlanta Braves 3-1 on Saturday night in a matchup of firstplace teams. The NL West-leading Giants have won four straight and eight of nine. The Braves, who lead the NL East, have lost five straight for the first time since May 21-28, 2012. PIRATES 8, BLUE JAYS 6 PITTSBURGH — Neil Walker hit a tiebreaking, two-run double in the eighth against Todd Redmond (0-3), capping a comeback from a 5-0 deficit. A night after wasting a 5-3, ninthinning lead in a 6-5 loss, Toronto led 6-2 in the seventh but the the Pirates tied the score against Aaron Loup on Josh Harrison’s RBI double, Pedro Alvarez’s runscoring groundout and pinch-hitter Jordy Mercer’s two-run double.

PHILLIES 7, NATIONALS 2 PHILADELPHIA — Ryan Howard and Cody Asche homered, and A.J. Burnett (2-1) allowed one run and three hits in six innings.

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Invitational relays, accumulating 100 points to Grace Christian’s 113, while the Kenai boys took fourth with 54.45 points, behind the winning tally of 100.98 points from Anchorage Christian Schools. Kyla Whannell finished second in the girls 100-meter dash in 13.95 seconds, Abby Beck took second in the girls discus with a throw of 96 feet, 8 inches, and Kiana Harding took second in the girls high jump, leaping to 4 feet, 6 inches. On the boys side, Kenai won the 3,200-meter relay with a time of 8:44.13, beating Kodiak by 1.1 seconds. The team consisted of Travis Cooper, Keith Ivy, Mac Lee and Nate Mole. Kenai also won the boys medley relay, which consisted of two 200-meter legs, a 400-meter leg and an 800-meter anchor leg. The Kardinals strode to victory with a time of 3:49.14, led by Lucas Casebeer, Ross Hanson, Josh Jackman and Jordan Theisen.

Jimmy Rollins had four hits and Marlon Byrd doubled and drove in a pair of runs for Philadelphia, which won for just the third time in 11 games against the Nationals.

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backs survived a ninth-inning rally for a win over the Padres. The Diamondbacks handed San Diego its fourth straight loss as the majorleagues’ worst offensive team avoided its third shutout in four game with three runs in the ninth.

CINCINNATI — Johnny Cueto (3-2) DODGERS 9, MARLINS 7 gave up three hits over eight innings, inMIAMI — Pinch-hitter Carl Crawford cluding solo homers by by Aramis Ramirez and Mark Reynolds, and singled in a hit a two-run homer in the 11th inning, and run. Cueto, who walked one and struck the Dodgers escaped several late-inning out 10, is the first Reds pitcher to throw jams to beat the Marlins. at least seven innings in each of his first seven starts in a season since Bucky WalROCKIES 11, METS 10 ters in 1944 DENVER — Pinch-hitter Charlie Culberson hit a two-run homer in the ninth CUBS 3, CARDINALS 0 inning off Kyle Farnsworth, and the RockCHICAGO — Jake Arrieta struck out ies, down by six runs early, rallied again to seven and allowed four hits over 5 1-3 beat the Mets in a wild affair. innings in his season debut, helping the Cubs to their first three-game winning YANKEES 9, RAYS 3 streak this season. Arrieta, slowed by shoulder stiffness NEW YORK — Masahiro Tanaka exthis spring, walked two and threw 82 tended his regular-season unbeaten streak pitches. to 40 starts, and Mark Teixeira homered and drove in three runs to help the YanDIAMONDBACKS 4, PADRES 3 kees end a season-high, three-game losing streak. SAN DIEGO — Brandon McCarthy Tanaka (4-0) gave up solo homers to threw seven superb innings and Alfredo Desmond Jennings and Wil Myers around Marte drove in two runs as the Diamond- an RBI single by Ryan Hanigan, falling

Mason Lloyd added a runner-up finish in the boys shot put, throwing 40 feet, 7 inches. Palmer Invitational Friday

GIRLS Team scores: 1. Grace Christian, 113; 2. Kenai Central, 100; 3. Anchorage Christian, 88.5; 4. Wasilla, 64; 5. Kodiak, 49; 6. Glennallen, 46; 7. Su Valley, 41; 8. Valdez, 36.5; 9. Palmer, 31; 10 (tie). Houston, CIA, 20; 12. Seward, 18; 13. Colony, 12. 100 — 1, Ealum, Tanner, ACS, 13.10 seconds. 2, Whannell, Kyla, Ken, 13.95. 3, Pepperd, Lexi, Was, 14.02. 4, VanderWeide, Annie, Gra, 14.11. 5, Langseth, Zoe, Val, 14.13. 6, Johnson, Shawna, Pal, 14.22. 200 — 1, Ealum, Tanner, ACS, 26.70. 2, 122 Davis, Jodi, Gra, 28.40. 3, Newton, Sarah, Gra, 29.57. 4, Johnson, Shawna, Pal, 29.65. 5, VanderWeide, Annie, Gra, 29.80. 6, May-Thomas, Chanel, Hou, 30.46. 400 — 1, Ostrander, Allie, Ken, 1:02.03. 2, Langseth, Zoe, Val, 1:03.20. 3, Loper, Ayla, SV, 1:03.22. 4, Green, Krista, Gra, 1:04.29. 5, Newton, Sarah, Gra, 1:05.77. 6, Anderson, Iris, Sew, 1:07.37. 800 — 1, Heinbaugh, Hannah, Gle, 2:24.13. 2, Burroughs, Mariah, Was, 2:25.13. 3, Maslen, Kendall, Gle, 2:30.37. 4, Applegate, Cheyenne, Gra, 2:31.27. 5, Green, Krista, Gra, 2:32.99. 6, Osiensky, Molly, Pal, 2:38.91. 1,600 — 1, Gerlach, Briahna, Gle, 5:14.64. 2, Mathis, Alex, Was, 5:21.07. 3, Burroughs, Mariah, Was, 5:21.27. 4, 2 Balsan, Elizabeth, ACS, 5:36.56. 5, Bigley, Zoe, Kodiak, 5:39.56. 6, Burroughs, Riley, Was, 5:41.24. 3,200 — 1, Ostrander, Allie, Ken, 10:37.39. 2, Mathis, Alex, Was, 12:02.75. 3, Balsan, Elizabeth, ACS, 12:31.12. 4, Stroh, Courtney, Ken, 12:38.59. 5, Contraras, Sami, Pal, 13:12.52. 6, Himelbloom, Arielle, Kod, 13:50.19.Girls 100 hurdles — 1, Orth,

Madison, CIA, 16.77. 2, Siscar, Ranie, Kod, 17.01. 3, Rowe, Kayla, Gra, 17.48. 4, Davis, Jodi, Gra, 17.66. 5, Brockman, Emily, Sew, 18.23. 6, Dela Cruz, Rosie, Kod, 19.16. 300 hurdles — 1, Rowe, Kayla, Gra, 49.01. 2, Davis, Jodi, Gra, 49.18. 3, Loper, Ayla, SV, 53.01. 4, Ahn, Yuri, Kodiak, 53.42. 5, Kilfoyle, Katie, Ken, 54.45. 6, Langseth, Zoe, Val, 54.47. 400 relay — 1, Grace Christian (Davis, Jodi, Logan, Ashley, Rowe, Kayla, Newton, Sarah), 53.98. 2, Kenai Central, 54.11. 3, Anchorage Christian, 54.23. 4, Palmer, 55.81. 5, Wasilla, 56.13. 6, Kodiak, 57.18. 800 relay — 1, Kenai Central (Coghill, Bethany, Harding, Kiana, McKinstry, Lexi, Whannell, Kyla), 1:55.93. 2, Anchorage Christian, 2:00.15. 3, Kodiak, 2:02.83. 4, Colony, 2:07.72. 5, Houston, 2:09.73. 6, Su Valley, 2:14.36. 1,600 relay — 1, Glennallen (Gerlach, Briahna, Cyr, MacKenzie, Maslen, Kendall, Heinbaugh, Hannah), 4:25.33. 2, Kenai Central, 4:44.01. 3, Seward, 4:50.49. 4, Kodiak, 4:51.13. 3,200 relay — 1, Glennallen (Heinbaugh, Hannah, Cyr, MacKenzie, Maslen, Kendall, Gerlach, Briahna), 10:08.89. 2, Kenai Central, 10:39.09. 3, Su Valley, 11:34.31. 4, Houston, 12:04.49. High jump — 1, Dunleavy, Ceil, Was, 5-01. 2, Loper, Ayla, SV, 5-00. 3, Dickerson, Dallas, ACS, 4-10. 4, Rohrer, Mesa, Val, 4-04. 4, Duncan, Hollie, ACS, 4-04. 6, Hartley, Bernadette, SV, 4-04. Long jump — 1, Wilson, Julieanne, Ken, 14-09. 2, Langseth, Zoe, Val, 14-07. 3, Dickerson, Dallas, ACS, 14-00.50. 4, Tennyson, Bryn, ACS, 13-11. 5, MayThomas, Chanel, Hou, 13-03.25. 6, Cucullu, Maria, Col, 12-08. Triple jump — 1, Orth, Madison, CIA, 3201. 2, Rowe, Kayla, Gra, 31-11.75. 3, VanderWeide, Annie, Gra, 31-07. 4, Dunleavy, Ceil, Was, 31-01.25. 5, Harding, Kiana, Ken, 30-08.50. 6, Rohrer, Mesa, Val, 30-05.50. Shot put — 1, Voss, Jennifer, ACS, 35-11.50. 2, Logan, Ashley, Gra, 35-08.25. 3, Hueton, Rekia, SV, 33-01. 4, Edmonds, Hannah, ACS, 32-10.75. 5, Walker, Richelle, Kod, 32-05.75. 6, Tuisaula, Sylvia, Wasi, 32-03.50. Discus — 1, Beck, Abby, Ken, 100-08. 2, Logan,

behind 3-0 by the fourth. He is 32-0 in the Saunders followed with a two-run double. regular season for Japan’s Rakuten Golden Eagles and the Yankees since losing to INDIANS 2, WHITE SOX 0 Seibu on Aug. 19, 2012. CLEVELAND — Justin Masterson (11) held the AL’s highest-scoring offense in RED SOX 6, ATHLETICS 3 check, allowing four hits and striking out BOSTON — Jon Lester (3-4) struck six in 7 1-3 innings to win for the first time out a career-high 15, allowing one hit over in nine starts since Aug. 21. John Axford eight scoreless innings — Craig Gentry’s pitched the ninth for his ninth save, sendleadoff bloop single in the third over the ing Chicago to its fourth straight loss. head of second baseman Dustin Pedroia. Chicago rookie first baseman Jose Jonny Gomes hit a grand slam in the first Abreu, who leads the majors in homers off Tommy Milone (0-3), and David Ortiz and RBIs, fielded Lonnie Chisenhall’s and David Ross added solo homers in Bos- sixth-inning grounder and, unable to get ton’s second straight win after losing a day- the ball out of his mitt, flipped the glove night doubleheader to Tampa Bay. about 10 feet to pitcher Scott Carroll (1-1) covering the bag for the out.

TWINS 6, ORIOLES 1

TIGERS 9, ROYALS 2

MINNEAPOLIS — Joe Mauer and KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Drew Smyly Brian Dozier homered, Kevin Correia earned his first win of the season and Min- (2-1) picked up where fellow Tigers starter nesota ended its four-game losing streak. Rick Porcello left off, allowing two hits in seven shutout innings.

MARINERS 9, ASTROS 8 HOUSTON — Justin Smoak hit a tworun homer off Raul Valdes that capped an eight-run seventh inning that built a 9-2 lead. Dallas Keuchel (2-2) left after walking the first three batters of the seventh, and Jose Cisneros forced in the run that made it 2-2 when he walked Mike Zunino. Michael Ashley, Gra, 95-04. 3, Laitinen, Jonna, Pal, 94-09. 4, Walker, Richelle, Kod, 94-06. 5, Kromrey, Laura, Sew, 92-05. 6, Voss, Jennifer, ACS, 89-07. BOYS Team scores: 1. Anchorage Christian, 108.5; 2. Kodiak, 92; 3. Kenai Central, 85; 4. Seward, 75.7; 5. Palmer, 66; 6. Wasilla, 60.25; 7. Grace, 48.5; 8. Glennallen, 28; 9. Houston, 25; 10. Cook Inlet Academy, 22; 11, Valdez, 19.25; 12. Colony, 12; 13. Nikiski, 10; 14. Su Valley, 5. 100 — 1, Johnson, Eric, Gra, 11.62. 2, Aumavae, Vincent, Pal, 11.80. 3, McIntosh, Keefe, Val, 11.83. 4, Jackman, Josh, Ken, 11.87. 5, Sondergaard, Jordan, Gle, 12.00. 6, Layton, Jared, Pal, 12.02. 200 — 1, Todd, Michael, ACS, 23.84. 2, Johnson, Eric, Gra, 24.26. 3, Aumavae, Vincent, Pal, 24.36. 4, Miller, Aaron, Gle, 24.46. 5, Alcaide, Billy, Kod, 24.53. 6, Lopez, Immanuel, ACS, 24.86. 400 — 1, 4Simmers, Nate, ACS, 51.31. 2, Todd, Michael, ACS, 51.66. 3, Miller, Aaron, Gle, 52.83. 4, Sondergaard, Jordan, Gle, 53.28. 5, Caballa, Andrew, Kod, 54.25. 6, Fried, Levi, Kod, 55.20. 800 — 1, Thomet, Levi, Kod, 2:02.76. 2, Theisen, Jonah, Ken, 2:03.01. 3, Theisen, Jordan, Ken, 2:05.08. Marshall, Michael, Sew, 2:07.35. 5, Foster, Hayden, Pal, 2:07.90. 6, Cooper, Travis, Ken, 2:10.94. 1,600 — 1, Thomet, Levi, Kod, 4:24.27. 2, Theisen, Jonah, Ken, 4:28.18. 3, Theisen, Jordan, Ken, 4:33.24. 4, Fried, Levi, Kod, 4:37.62. 5, Monzon, Austin, ACS, 4:38.99. 6, Pulver, Colton, Was, 4:42.03. 3,200 — 1, Thomet, Levi, Kod, 9:46.28. 2, Theisen, Jordan, Ken, 10:09.44. 3, Theisen, Jonah, Ken, 10:17.14. 4, Spencer, Andrew, Hou, 10:52.91. 5, Evans, Keaton, ACS, 10:58.06. 6, Hannah, Jack, Kod, 11:23.86. 110 hurdles — 1, Southwick, Brady, Pal, 17.54. 2, Black, Jeramiah, Kod, 18.41. 3, Berry, Tannen, Sew, 18.46. 4, Zweifel, Nick, Sew, 18.87. 5, Charles-White, Melvin, Col, 19.19. 6, Drumm, Caleb, Was, 19.39. 300 hurdles — 1, Berry, Tannen, Sew, 43.41. 2, Frick, Kenneth, Was, 43.96. 3, Southwick, Brady, Pal, 45.43. 4, Railing, William, ACS, 46.03. 5, Leaf, Noah,

ANGELES 5, RANGERS 3 ANAHEIM, Calif. — C.J. Cron hit an RBI single on the first pitch he saw in the major leagues, doubled his second time up and hit a tiebreaking RBI single in the sixth inning to lead the Angels to a victory over the Rangers. CIA, 46.13. 6, Black, Jeramiah, Kod, 46.20. 400 relay — 1, Kodiak (Llorente, Frederick, Alcaide, Billy, Caballa, Andrew, Mangalus, Jemuel), 46.23. 2, Kenai Central, 47.17. 3, Grace Christian, 47.37. 4, Palmer, 47.49. 5, Glennallen, 47.75. 6, Wasilla, 47.82. 800 relay — 1, Wasilla (Burris, Alec, Renk, Mosiah, Wolfe, Caleb, Gentz, Justin), 1:37.49. 2, Kenai, 1:37.81. 3, Palmer, 1:40.01. 4, Grace Christian, 1:42.18. 5, Valdez, 1:43.07. 6, Palmer, 1:43.39. 1,600 relay — 1, Anchorage Christian (Lopez, Immanuel, Simmers, Uri, Lopez, Christianno, Todd, Michael), 3:40.23. 2, Kodiak, 3:40.64. 3, Seward, 3:42.88. 4, Palmer, 3:44.12. 5, Glennallen, 3:48.50. 6, Wasilla, 3:57.00. 3,200 relay — 1, Kodiak (Parnell, Michael, Caballa, Andrew, Fried, Levi, Thomet, Levi ), 8:21.66. 2, Kenai, 8:36.24. 3, Anchorage Christian, 8:58.32. 4, Houston, 9:26.86. 5, Grace Christian, 9:42.42. High jump — 1, Carstens, Seth, Nik, 6-00. 2, Monzon, Austin, ACS, 5-08. 3, Stanton, Patrick, Val, 5-06. 4, Drover, Dustin, SV, 5-06. 5, Moore, Matthew, Sew, 5-04. 5, Laker, Josh, Gra, 5-04. Long jump — 1, Zweifel, Nick, Sew, 16-07.50. 2, Zweifel, Thomas, Sew, 16-02. 3, 361 Frick, Kenneth, Wasilla, 15-10.75. 4, Shepard, Michael (Keith), Col, 15-09. 5, Fife, Isaac, Was, 15-01.75. 6, Craft, Brandon, Col, 15-01.50. Triple jump — 1, Barron, Matt, Hou, 39-09. 2, Simmers, Nate, ACS, 39-07.75. 3, Simmers, Uri, ACS, 37-09.50. 4, Nieder, Braden, Gra, 37-08.25. 5, Martin, Zach, Sew, 37-03.25. 6, Casebeer, Lucas, Ken, 36-08.75. Shot put — 1, Taplin, Zach, CIA, 45-04. 2, Simmers, Nate, ACS, 44-03.50. 3, Comer, Marshall, Was, 4201. 4, Thompson, Brian, Pal, 41-10. 5, Lloyd, Mason, Ken, 41-02.50. 6, Hubbard, Howie, Sew, 40-11.50. Discus — 1, Simmers, Nate, ACS, 142-03. 2, Taplin, Zach, CIA, 138-08. 3, Comer, Marshall, Was, 12005. 4, Schutter, Justin, Sew, 111-00. 5, Randall, Tom, Ken, 109-04. 6, Hubbard, Howie, Sew, 109-01. C

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Pacers avoid Hawks’ spirited upset bid By The Associated Press

INDIANAPOLIS — Paul George scored a playoff careerhigh 30 points and Roy Hibbert finally came up big to lead the Indiana Pacers past the Atlanta Hawks, 92-80 on Saturday night in Game 7. Indiana staved off elimination for the second time in three days. It’s the first time since mid-March the Pacers’ regular starters have won back-to-back games. Instead of becoming the sixth top seed to lose in the first round of the current 16-team playoff format, the Pacers will be back on their home floor Monday night against Washington in the Eastern Conference semifinals. Kyle Korver scored 19 points and Jeff Teague had 16 for Atlanta, which won just 38 games in the regular season but proved to be a tough opponent for the Pacers. The game turned on a 24-6 run over a 10:02 stretch that spanned the second and third quarters. That gave Indiana a 57-40 lead it never surrendered. Hibbert, who scored 20 points total in the first four games, had a series-high 13 points and seven rebounds. Lance Stephenson finished with 19 points, 14 rebounds and five assists, and George added 11

rebounds for his sixth doubledouble in the playoffs. And they all played like they had something to prove after twice squandering chances to take control of the series on their home floor. They refused to let it happen again. Indiana completely flipped the script on Atlanta. Instead of chasing the Hawks, the Pacers pulled away. Instead of yielding to the Hawks’ 3-point shooters, the Pacers took advantage of their size by dominating the glass and creating openings for perimeter shooters. And instead of trying to hide Hibbert, the All-Star center who had failed to score in Games 5 or 6, the All-Star center was his old imposing self. The Pacers finished with a 55-38 rebounding edge and with Hibbert clogging the way, the Hawks were forced to rely primarily on 3-pointers. Atlanta wound up just 11 of 44 from beyond the arc, most coming as it tried to dig out of a doubledigit deficit. It didn’t take Indiana long to demonstrate why this game would be different from the first six. After the Hawks went on a 7-0 run to take a 23-17 lead late in the first quarter, Indiana answered with its own 7-0 run to make it 24-23 entering the

second. THUNDER 120, GRIZZLIES 109 OKLAHOMA CITY — Kevin Durant scored 33 points, Russell Westbrook had a triple-double, and the Oklahoma City Thunder beat the Memphis Grizzlies on Saturday night in Game 7 of their first-round Western Conference playoff series. Westbrook had 27 points, 16 assists and 10 rebounds. His assist total tied the franchise record for a playoff game set in 1987 by Nate McMillan when the team was still in Seattle. The gritty Grizzlies, playing without leading scorer Zach Randolph because of a suspension, led by 11 points in the first half before the Thunder overwhelmed them and shot 66 percent after the break. Marc Gasol led Memphis with 24 points. Grizzlies point guard Mike Conley had 20 points and nine assists while playing with a strained right hamstring. It was Westbrook’s second tripledouble in the past three games. He made 10 of 16 shots from the field, both of his 3-pointers and five of his six free throws. Durant, slowed for much of the series, looked like his normal self. The regular-season scoring champion made 12 of 18 field goals and all five of his 3-pointers after struggling from long range throughout the series. Guards Tony Allen and Mike Miller started for the first time in the series in place of Randolph and Tayshaun Prince, and the Grizzlies beat the Thunder at their fast-paced game

in the first quarter. Memphis shot 60 percent in the opening period to take a 36-27 lead. Oklahoma City chipped away in the second quarter, and the Thunder finally took a 51-50 lead on a 3-pointer by Durant. Durant hit another 3-pointer with 3.7 seconds left to give the Thunder a 61-58 lead at the break. He scored 21 points in the first half and Westbrook had 13 points and eight assists. Gasol scored 15 points in the first half, but he and Allen both had three fouls at the break. The Thunder opened the second half on a 10-2 run. Durant hit a 3-pointer to give Oklahoma City a 71-60 lead. Durant hit another 3 that gave Oklahoma City a 78-63 advantage and led to a Memphis timeout.

CLIPPERS 126, WARRIORS 121 LOS ANGELES — Blake Griffin scored 24 points, Chris Paul had 22 points and 14 assists, and the Los Angeles Clippers outlasted the Golden State Warriors in Game 7 on Saturday night to win their thrilling first-round playoff series.

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ANAHEIM, Calif. — Marian Gaborik scored with seven seconds left in regulation to force overtime, and then scored 12:07 into the extra period to lift the Los Angeles Kings to a 3-2 win Saturday night against the Anaheim Ducks in the opener of the first playoff series between the Southern California teams. Gaborik redirected Anze Kopitar’s shot past Jonas Hiller for the winner before being mobbed in the corner by his teammates. Gaborik also had an assist on L.A.’s first goal of the night. The Ducks and their fans — who got to chant “Beat LA!” for the first time in the postseason — appeared poised for a win after 43-year-old Teemu Selanne beat Jonathan Quick between the pads for a go-ahead goal with 11:52 to play in regulation. It was the first goal and fourth point of the playoffs for the Finnish Flash, who plans to retire at season’s end. But the Kings pulled Quick for a sixth attacker with 1:22 left. In the closing seconds, Mike Richards took a shot from along the left boards, and Gaborik wristed the rebound past Hiller, who slumped in the net after giving up the tying goal. The Ducks and Kings had waited 20 years to meet in the playoffs, and the teams responded with a thrilling series opener. Quick came up big several times in overtime. Even when he didn’t, the Kings held off the Ducks. Quick got out of position during one wild scramble and defenseman Alec Martinez jumped into the net until Quick recovered. BRUINS 5, CANADIENS 2

BOSTON — Reilly Smith scored the go-ahead goal with 3:32 left, and Boston rallied from two down in the third period to beat Montreal and tie the Eastern Conference semifinals at one game apiece. The Bruins trailed 3-1 with just over nine minutes remaining before Dougie Hamilton scored, then Patrice Bergeron tied it with 5:43 remaining. Reilly then wristed a cross-ice pass from Torey Krug past Carey Price to give Boston the lead. Tuukka Rask had 25 saves for Boston — the first time in 10 tries in his career that he has beaten the Bruins’ Original Six rival at the TD Garden. Milan Lucic added an empty-netter with 66 seconds left. Price stopped 30 shots for Montreal. Thomas Vanek twice tipped P.K. Subban’s slap shots into the net, and Mike Weaver also scored for the Canadiens. C

Jamal Crawford scored 22 points for the third-seeded Clippers, who won just the franchise’s third playoff series in 38 years after persevering through two tumultuous weeks for their franchise. Clippers owner Donald Sterling was banned for life from the NBA on Tuesday after a recording of racist comments by the 80-year-old billionaire was made public last week. Los Angeles advanced to a matchup with the Oklahoma City Thunder, who eliminated Memphis earlier Saturday. The Clippers’ second-round series opener is Monday night in Oklahoma City. Stephen Curry had 33 points and nine assists, but Golden State blew a late lead in Game 7. Draymond Green scored 24 points for the Warriors, who lost their first Game 7 since 1977 and failed to advance in consecutive postseasons for the first time since that same year. An exhausting series ended with one last well-played game between the California powers, trading the lead throughout the second half. Los Angeles couldn’t seize control of the first home Game 7 in franchise history until the final minutes

— and the Clippers did it with Lob City. Griffin put the Clippers ahead for good by muscling home a layup with 2:11 left, and DeAndre Jordan blocked Curry’s layup attempt to set up a fast break, leading to J.J. Redick’s lob to Griffin for a thunderous slam. Jordan added a dunk on an offensive rebound, and Griffin spun in the air and threw home a layup while getting fouled with 56 seconds left for a 116-111 lead. Curry hit three free throws with 30 seconds left, and Green hit a 3-pointer to trim the lead to 120118. But Redick hit two more free throws to ice it, and Clippers coach Doc Rivers traded high-fives with fans and team employees before the buzzer. Redick scored 20 points for the Clippers, and Jordan had 15 points and 18 rebounds in a stellar low-post performance for the two-time Pacific Division champions. Klay Thompson managed just 15 points for the Warriors, failing to make a shot in the fourth quarter. Curry had just three field goals in the second half.

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the left corner of the net from about 25 yards out. After Castro was sent off ten minutes later, the Bulldogs surprisingly found their way into Palmer’s territory more and more. “I felt like the guys put a little more into it and started playing better,” Coburn said. “But it’s hard to come back when you’re playing from behind and without an 11th guy.” After a couple of near misses on goal for Nikiski, Palmer finally played the ball out of its zone and scored an insurance goal in the 62nd minute. It came moments after a throwin that resulted in a scramble in front of the net on which Kavaliov converted. From there, the blows kept coming for Nikiski. Jesse Eide received the game’s third yellow card in the 70th minute, and that was followed by an injury sustained by Nathan Carstens, who had to be carried by two teammates to the sideline. Palmer girls 4, Nikiski 0 Freshman Tiana Lee scored twice and senior Katarina Godden got the shutout in goal for the Palmer girls. The win improves Palmer to a 4-7-1 season record, while Nikiski

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ball team split games with Kodiak on Friday and Saturday in Northern Lights Conference play. The Stars are now 2-1 in the league and overall. Saturday, the Stars pulled out a 5-4 victory in 5 1-2 innings. “It was an excellent game,” Soldotna coach Kelli Knoebel said. “Both teams played well and pitched well. It was all you could ask for in a high school softball game.” Kodiak struck for a run in the first inning, but SoHi came back for a 2-1 lead after two innings. The Stars’ big rally came in

continues its winless season at 0-31. Palmer coach Harmony Chadwick said a rearrangement of positions on the field helped her squad maintain effective possession of the ball, as Nikiski struggled get the ball out of its third. “We actually switched up our formation the other day against Grace, and it worked really well,” Chadwick said. “They like it, it’s really working.” Chadwick said she switched to a 4-4-2 formation, with two forwards up front. On Friday, the Moose dominated play on the field by outshooting the Bulldogs 22-1 on goal, with multiple shots coming from Lee, Carly Venzke and Kiana Till. “We talked a lot about keeping our passing game,” Chadwick said. “We were doing a pretty good job of winning the 50-50 balls in the first half and we wanted to continue that.” Palmer also had the advantage in corner kicks by 7-0. It sure made for a busy day for Nikiski goaltender Rachel Thompson. “She’s always going to be very strong back there, we just need to give her some support and help from the backline,” said Nikiski coach Mandy Adair. “They’re doing a great job listening and being great teammates to each other.” It wasn’t until the 28th minute that Palmer found a way past Thompson, but Elliot Perkins scored first with a jumbled play that saw the ball glance off the right goal post, past Thompson and into the waiting clutches of Perkins, who nimbly guided the ball into the net for a 1-0 lead. Just two minutes later, Till took

a chance from about 20 yards out with an assist from Ashley Murray and put the ball into the left corner for Palmer’s second goal. At halftime, Palmer had a twogoal lead, a comfortable margin for the Moose, but certainly not one to sit on. “My biggest thing at halftime was that we’ve got to start winning those 50-50 balls on goal kicks,” Adair said. “We were letting Palmer win those balls out of the air, and it’s hard to compete if you’re letting the other team win the ball every time.” As unexpected as the hot, sunny conditions were for the teams, a lot of subbing was done throughout the second half. Luckily for Chadwick, she missed an opportunity to sub a player in for Tiana Lee, because Lee scored twice in a fiveminute span. Lee put the ball up high into the air in the 60th minute to score, then added a second goal in the 65th with an impressive sequence of dribbling down the center lane and launching the ball into the left corner to extend Palmer’s lead to 4-0. After the game, Adair said she is hopeful that her team can climb out of the basement of the Northern Lights Conference standings and make up some ground in the coming weeks. “It’s usually Nikiski style to start coming on strong before regions and start figuring out the game before regions,” Adair said.

Hawks. Nikiski is now 4-2 overall. Christian Riddall and Michael Stangel had the second-half goals. The Bulldogs played four games this week, and it showed. “After the game, I had one of the kids ask me to not schedule four games in a week again,” Coburn said. The coach said the Bulldogs Nikiski boys 2, Houston 0 got by with solid goalkeeping from A tired Bulldogs team man- Sullivan Jackson, leadership from aged two goals in the second half seniors Jesse Eide, Garrett Feller to notch a win over the visiting and Stangel, and junior Riddall.

“We played four different JV players,” Coburn said. “We’ve got some kids banged up, and another kid out with a red card. “We gave the younger guys a chance, and that made the game closer.”

the fifth inning, when they scored three run to win the game. Serena Prior went the distance on the mound, striking out six. “She did an excellent job,” Knoebel said. The coach also said the infield of Kayla Bauter, Kenley Kingrey, Ila Cobb and Allison Nelson did a great job of backing up the pitcher. Bauter finished 2 for 3 at the plate, and had the two RBIs that helped put SoHi ahead. Cobb was 2 for 3, Amber McDonald was 3 for 3 with an RBI from the leadoff spot, and Kingrey and Olivia Farrel added RBIs. SoHi travels to Homer on Wednesday for a 6 p.m. game. On Friday, Soldotna lost to Kodiak 4-1 to fall to 1-1 overall and 1-1 in the NLC.

Knoebel said the Stars were hurt by leaving 12 runners on base. SoHi had 11 hits, but few were of the clutch variety. “We hit the ball well,” Knoebel said. “We just couldn’t string enough together to get runs.” The coach said Prior had a great game on pitcher, going all seven innings and striking out five while walking two. The Stars took a 1-0 lead with a run in the third inning, but Kodiak came back with three runs in the fifth and a tally in the sixth. For Soldotna, Nelson and Kingrey were each 2 for 3, while McDonald and Prior were each 2 for 4.

two runs, Riley Walls was 2 for 4 with two runs, and Lauren Kuhns was 2 for 3. In the 10-2 loss to Thunder Mountain, Homer got just three hits and committed 11 errors. Pam Jantzi pitched all four innings for the Mariners, giving up 10 runs — none earned — on eight hits while walking two and striking out two. Needham led Homer on offense by finishing 2 for 3. Saturday, Homer played in the Juneau Invitational. This is a round-robin tournament in which each game was limited to just 65 minutes. Homer started off the tournament Saturday morning with a 5-2 loss to Juneau-Douglas, then lost 11-3 to Sitka, 15-4 to Ketchikan and 6-4 to Thunder Mountain.

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Nikiski’s Hannah Love scrambles to take the ball from Palmer’s Heidi Hanna on Friday in Nikiski.

The Mariners softball team fell to 0-13 on the year with two losses Friday and four losses Saturday against the tough competition in Juneau. On Friday, Homer lost to Sitka 12-7 and Thunder Mountain 10-2. In the 12-7 defeat to Sitka, Homer outhit the Wolves 11-9 but still lost. Sitka took a 7-4 lead with five run in the bottom of the third. Homer made it 7-6 in the fourth, but Sitka sealed things up with a five-run sixth inning. McKi Needham pitched all six innings for Homer, giving up nine hits and four earned runs while walking five and striking out six. Larsen Fellows was 3 for 3 Homer finishes up play in with two runs for Homer, while Juneau Maggie LaRue was 2 for 2 with

Houston girls 3, Nikiski 1 The Nikiski girls continued their winless season with a loss to the Hawks on Saturday in Nikiski. Nikiski coach Mandy Adair said she moved goalkeeper Rachel

Thompson into the field of play as a midfielder after Houston scored its first goal about 15 minutes into the game, and the change helped. Freshman Brianna Vollertson was put in goal in place of Thompson. After the switch, Nataliyah Davis scored with an assist from Thompson to even the score, but the Hawks came back to clinch the win. Adair also praised the defensive effort of junior Margy Cox, saying her effort helped to improve the energy of the team.

Mayweather tops Maidana LAS VEGAS (AP) — It might have been the toughest $32 million Floyd Mayweather Jr. ever made. Marcos Maidana did everything Saturday night but beat Mayweather, taking him 12 tough rounds before losing a majority decision. Mayweather remained unbeaten. Maidana swarmed all over him from the opening bell and gave him perhaps his toughest fight in a 16-year professional career. Cut over his eye and temporarily blinded by a head butt in the fourth round, Mayweather had to rally to avoid losing for the first time since a controversial decision in the 1996 Olympics.

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am about to weigh in on a topic I would not normally comment on here. I might gnash my teeth a little and yell at the radio couple of times. Maybe drive Hubby nuts with expletives about “other people not being able to read” but generally, my partisan political rantings I keep to myself and a few select friends who know when to ignore me and let things take their natural course of being forgotten in a day or two. But now that this issue has reared its ugly head in our little town, I need take a stand, if only to muddy the waters a little. I’m talking about the Veterans Memorial in Leif Hansen Park commissioned by the city from a local artist, and so-called “religious display.” But first let me tell you that I am a firm believer in separation of church and state in its purest form. I don’t want the government to tell me what church to go to, or which god to worship or not. And I certainly don’t expect the government to burn witches at the stake or put “non-believers” in the stocks for all to ridicule. I believe that the founding fathers understood the inherent problems with government-fostered religion, but I also accept that they all believed in a Supreme Power, whatever that may be, as throughout the Declaration of Independence reference is made to “Nature’s God” and “Divine Providence.” I remember, as do some of you, I’m sure, as a teenager laughing at “banned in Boston” when certain movies or books were reputed to be too risqué for “good people” according to supposed “church authorities.” I recall not being able to buy uncensored copies of “Lady Chatterly’s Lover,” “Fanny Hill” or “Tropic of Cancer” in the U.S. because Congress deemed the “moral code” of the country wouldn’t allow it. And, truth be told, I have lamented a few times since the repeal of that law in 1960, about the lack of standards in the media, and the loose definition of “redeeming social value” but never have I ever thought that the government should have a hand in determining what is morally acceptable for my consumption. It is my prerogative to not go to the theater, to switch the channel, to not read the book, or simply to hide in the woods if I want to avoid something. But back to the topic at hand: everyone cites the First Amendment of the Constitution when referring to separation of church and state. They interpret it to mean that “the government,” either federal or civic, can not in any way proffer anything slightly religious on their properties or in their writings, and probably in other ways not yet thought of and the definition of “religious” is becoming broader and broader. In reality, the first amendment says “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof” (and it goes on about the other freedoms of speech, press, assembly and redress). In my opinion, every time an individual is stopped from exhibiting his or her religious feelings anyplace or berated for doing so, that is prohibition “of free exercise thereof.” While “freedom from religion” may be implied in the amendment, broadening the context does not make it more correct; it just makes it more subject to interpretation. The implication does not extend to denying someone the right of “free exercise thereof.” Why is it offensive to an atheist to see people praying, but not offensive to someone wanting to pray who is denied the right? When I was in grade school we stood for the Pledge of Allegiance every morning. Some of my classmates were of a religion which did not allow them to honor an icon. They simply did not participate while the rest of us stood for the salute. They were not offended, and we were not offended because they didn’t take part. I don’t remember there ever being a confrontation because of their obligations, or ours. It was a simple recognition of our differences and an acceptance and respect for the others’ beliefs. Unfortunately, that concept is as unfamiliar to present day society as is walking to school or talking on the phone — still viable but not universally practiced. We have become a “grievance society”: if you believe something I don’t, I have the right to be offended when you practice your belief and apparently also the right to mount an effort to deny you that right. And if you fight back, file a lawsuit to prohibit you from the lawful practice of your belief. I understand the artist’s confusion that the Kenai City Council would not take a stand for the memorial as it is but instead “tabled indefinitely” the motion to that end. Politics being what they are, they acted expediently, if not auspiciously. Anyone who belongs to an organization where Robert’s Rules are the law knows that “tabled indefinitely” dooms the issue to Purgatory forever. (Please forgive me the religious reference.) May I suggest that this issue was much ado about nothing. A picture of a cross-shaped grave marker is no more overtly religious than the absence of said picture is atheistic. Let’s get back to respect for our differences instead of storming the walls every time someone dares to voice something contrary to our opinion. Let’s practice live and let live for a while. Virginia Walters lives in Kenai. Email her vewalters@gci.net.

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Masonic Lodges recognize Outstanding Students The 47th Annual Outstanding Student Awards event was held April 25 at Kenai Central High School in the Renee Henderson Auditorium. This event is sponsored by the Kenai Peninsula Masonic Lodges, Seward No. 6, Kenai No. 11, and Sterling No. 22. Thirtytwo schools from the Kenai Peninsula School District were represented, as well as one from Nome. In addition, the Kenai Peninsula Masonic Lodges also presented eight $1,000 scholarships The goal of the event is to give each student public acknowledgement, recognition and reinforcement that dedication to learning, being an active and positive participant in the school, school activities and helping other students is noticed, encouraged, and rewarded, and that this positive reinforcement leads the students to become a benefit to and productive members of their communities. For this award each student also received a Unites States Mint 1-ounce fine silver, Silver Eagle, a book published by the Scottish Rite called “Dynamic Freedoms,” a gold embossed certificate from the Lodges, a personalized certificate of recognition signed by Gov. Sean Parnell, and an engraved name tag for the large award plaque at each school. The program was opened by W. Joe Ragsdale Master of Kenai lodge No. 11, with an invocation preformed by Marcus Ashkenasy, Senior Warden for Kenai Lodge No. 11. The awards were presented by Soldotna Mayor Dr. Nels Anderson; Kenai Mayor Pat Porter: V.W. Bill Roberts, District Deputy for district No. 2 of Alaska Grand lodge; R.W. Carl Lindstorm, Grand Senior Warden For the Grand Lodge of Free and Accepted Masons of Alaska; and Dr. Steve Atwater, Superintendent of the Kenai Peninsula Borough School District. The Master of Ceremonies was W. Ralph Sterling of Soldotna, Chairman of the Masonic Outstanding Student awards program, and also the Secretary for Kenai Lodge No. 11. Al-Aska Past Potentate Nik Nikolas of the Alaska Shriners was in attendance and offered assistance for many issues for children with spinal and other problems. If you know of a child in need contact a Shriner. Refreshments were provided by The Star of the North Chapter No. 17 Eastern Star. A flag presentation was done by the Heroes of ‘76 of Alaska of the National Sojourners, who put on a flag history demonstration with flags used for our country from 1775 to present day. The members were wearing traditional uniforms of the day. Participation of each school is voluntary and each school chooses its student award winner.

Above, the 2014 Outstanding Students sit for a photo. At left, the evening’s presenters look on.

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The 47th Annual Masonic Outstanding Student Awards recipients: Voznesenka School, Savely Kalugin; Susan B. English, Olivia Turner; Razdolna School, Zoya Basargin; Homer Flex School, Alannah Campbell; West Homer Elementary, Noah Fisk; Homer Middle School, Andie Sonnen; Homer High School, Sydney Paulino; Kachemak Selo School, Michael Reutov; Seward High School, Brooke Estes; Seward Elementary, Madilyn Moore; Chapman School, Jack Heimbold; Cooper Landing Elementary, Leihla Harrison; Cooper Landing High School, Hope Quinn; Sterling Elementary School, Victoria Kitson; Nikiski High School, Richard Vollertson; Nikiski Middle School, Donovan Smith; Nikiski North Star, Rosalie Anderson; Ninilchik School, Jessica Rogers; Skyview High School, Tiffany Allen; KBeach Elementary, Hudson Metcalf; Soldotna High School, Makayla Wong; Soldotna Middle School, Jode Sparks; Soldotna Elementary, Tim Cashman; River City Academy, Sheilyn Pogue; Redoubt Elementary School, Cameron Black-

News and Notes KMS Future Problem Solving team takes state On April 14 and 15, elementary, middle and high school students from around Alaska met in Soldotna to compete in the Future Problem Solving State Bowl. The Kenai Middle School team of Raleigh Van Natta, Brittany Gilman, Mayzie Potton and Maria Salzetti took first place in both categories: the Global Issues Presentation of Action Plan and the Global Issues Team Competition. They scored higher in the team competition than any other team in KMS history. The victory earned them the right to compete in the FPSP International Conference at Iowa State University this summer. At the conference they will compete against the top 2 percent of the students who participate in FPS from approximately 45 states and 16 countries. This will be the fourth year in a row that KMS has sent a team to the International Conference. The group was mentored by Cynthia Romberg, who will travel with them to Iowa. Devynn Heath will accompany the team as alternate.

well; Kenai Central High School, Courtney Stroh; Kenai Middle School, Karl Danielson; Mountain View Elementary, Haven Walluk; Kenai Alternative High School, Jesse Abe; Aurora Borealis School, Matthew Torkelson; Connections Home School, “Mika” Morton. $1,000 Scholarship Awards recipients are: Brittany Hollers, Skyview High School; Sawyer Gillilan, Interior Distance Education; Jessica Rogers, Ninilchik High School; Serena Marie Prior, Soldotna High School; Dawn Wehde, Nome-Beltz High School; Sheilyn Samantha Pogue, River City Academy; Shelby Fletcher, River City Academy; Brooke Taralyn Estes, Seward High School. We take this opportunity to thank all the people who have made this awards program so successful, with special recognition for school staff, and administrators; but more importantly, these noteworthy students who have worked so hard on their leadership and academic studies. — Information submitted by W. Ralph Sterling

Health tip of the week Health tip of the week: Pursue yoga and tai chi: These gentle mind-body practices combine five important types of exercise — aerobic, strength training, core stability, flexibility and balance. Research suggests they help reduce blood pressure, reduce stress and improve mood and sleep. Health tips are provided by the Kenai Public Health Center, open Monday-Friday from 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Call 335-3400 for more information.

Senior Center Events Nikiski Senior Center n Nikiski Senior Center is selling tickets for the Thelma McConnell Scholarship Fundraising Dinner to be held at the NEW Nikiski Senior Center on Lake Marie Rd in Nikiski AK on April 26, 2014. Tickets are available for $25.00 each, or you may purchase a table for 6 or 8 of your best friends for $125.00 or $175.00 respectively. This special dinner and gala night of good food,auctions and raffles is in its 19th year helping graduating senior high school students from the Nikiski area gain further education. We are Raffling a 50 inch flat screen TV, A motorized adult Tricycle, and A beautiful lift chair. There will also be an outcry Auction at 7 pm., a silent auction, crystal bowl auction, Chinese auction and a balloon pop! Fun, fun, fun for everyone and all for the kids! If you would like to only attend the AUCTIONS, You are welcome to come at 7:00 pm when the fun begins! Contact Patti Floyd at 776-7654 or any Nikiski Senior to buy tickets or you may pick them up at the Center.

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Pictured from left to right: Devynn Heath, Brittany Gilman, Raleigh Van Natta, Mayzie Potton, Maria Salzetti. Front, seated: Cynthia Romberg.

Learning for Life Backyard birch tapping Ever wonder how to make Birch Syrup from our native birch trees? Cooperative Extension Service has a new publication out “Backyard Birch Tapping Basics” that is available for free on our website or by visiting our office. This new publication will answer the how, when, why and how much questions you might have as to how to make this sweet northern delight. Your local Cooperative Extension Service is your year round resource for a variety of topics, visit us today at: http:// www.uaf.edu/ces/districts/kenai/ to find this publication and more or stop by and see us in the Doors and Windows Building on KBeach Road between 8:00 a.m. and 5:00 p.m. We are “Learning for Life.” Submitted by Janice Chumley, UAF Cooperative Extension Service, Research Technician, Integrated Pest Management Technician, Kenai Peninsula District. C

n The Sterling Senior Center annual gun show will be held this year on July 26th and 27th from 10:00 am to 4:00pm. This has been a very successful event in past years and promises to be even better this year. There will be approximately thirty tables available for vendors at a cost of $50 per table. Admission to the show will be $5.00 per person. As usual, there will be food available with pastries and a lunch menu. Two firearms, a Mossberg 12 gauge shotgun and a Desert Eagle .45acp hand gun, have been donated for the raffle. Raffle tickets are now available at the center. To reserve a table, please contact Bill Bailey at 260-3725 or the Senior Center at 262-6808. n Please be here for our second fundraiser on May 10th when we’ll host a Chicken Dinner. This will be held after the Moose River Hustle fun run. The run is to benefit the Meals on Wheels program at our Center and is not a fundraiser held by the Senior Center but rather by local residents to assist us with the home delivered meal program. Thanks to all of the volunteers that help on these fundraisers that keep us in operation. The Chicken Dinner will be at 5pm and $15 for adults, $7 for children.

Share community information here Has a new addition to your family just arrived? Where in the world is your military person and what are they up to? Got a new graduate, dean’s list student or an award-receiving youth? Do you have a news event, activity or fundraiser you need to let the community know about? Send it to us! Email your community events to news@peninsulaclarion.com, fax it to 283-3299, drop it off at the Clarion office in Kenai at 150 Trading Bay Drive (Monday through Friday from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m.) or mail your information to us at P.O. Box 3009, Kenai AK 99611. Events, wedding, engagement and birth submissions may not be older than six months. Wedding anniversary announcements are printed in five-year increments beginning with the 20th. For more information, call 335-1251.

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We lose more hams than we eat

ow was your Easter ham? I hope it was lovely. Let me tell you about ours. The week before, we had cooked a ham, and after we ate several meals from it, my wife began fixing ham-bone soup, a staple post-ham meal in our house. She put the bone and leftover meat into the slow cooker, along with tomatoes and spices, and let it simmer all day. The next day, she would add fresh and canned vegetables, cook it some more, and serve it with corn bread wedges (mine with jalapenos). We whetted our taste buds. The first day’s cooking done, my wife unplugged the slow cooker and reminded me to put the crock into the refrigerator before I went to bed. In the morning, I went into the kitchen to get my coffee – and froze. The crock full of soup was on the counter, a layer of cooled fat

on the top. checked on me in the bedroom and I had forgotten. said, “Uh, I can’t find the ham.” If I were a Star Trek character, I Had our house been burglarized? would have reached to the heavens Had I forgotten to bring the ham and screamed, “Khan!” home from the store? Worse yet, had I thought my wife took the bad I left it in the back of the car and let news fairly well. it bake in the sunshine? “I spent the whole day working The car turned up empty, so I over a hot slow cooker,” she said opened the pantry. There was the pitifully. “But don’t worry about it. Glynn Moore ham, still in the grocery bag. This Cough, cough.” time, I was pretty sure that was my We were afraid to eat ham that had sat out wife’s doing. all night, so into the trash it went, along with “Maybe when we bake it, it will be OK,” our menu for that week. we said, looking at that wonderful ham, knowA few days later, on the Saturday before ing better. Easter, I went to the store and bought a nice, We couldn’t take it back to the store and big, spiral-sliced ham, the kind that comes swap it for another, saying I had bought the with brown sugar and spices to pour over it. wrong kind. We didn’t want to kill some We would bake it Sunday afternoon while the complete stranger. I called the store and kids hunted eggs. told the woman in the meat market our sad After church, I was napping when my wife story.

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DEAR ABBY: What should someone do when gifts received via mail or UPS have been damaged in transit? We have received some ceramic objects for Christmas in the last two years. Both were packed and sent by the givers. My wife would rather remain silent about the damage to avoid the appearance that a replacement is expected. I contend that the damage should be mentioned and that no

replacement is necessary when writing the thank-you note, or even that certain gifts should be avoided in the future. Otherwise, the sender has no way of knowing that a better packaging job is necessary. Also, there may be some (insurance) recourse with the carrier.

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— “BUSTED” IN PENNSYLVANIA DEAR “BUSTED”: I agree with you to a point. The giver should be thanked, and the fact that the gift arrived damaged should be mentioned. It’s smart to insure packages before sending, so if the contents are damaged, there will be compensation. But even if they weren’t insured, the sender should be informed that the gift arrived broken, so the next time precautions can be taken before the item is shipped. However, I do not agree with stating that in the future such gifts should be avoided because it would imply the gift was unwelcome or inappropriate. Dear Abby is written by Abigail Van Buren, also known as Jeanne Phillips, and was founded by her mother, Pauline Phillips. Write Dear Abby at www.DearAbby. com or P.O. Box 69440, Los Angeles, CA 90069. Good advice for everyone — teens to seniors — is in “The Anger in All of Us and How to Deal With It.” To order, send your name and mailing address, plus check or money order for $7 (U.S. funds) to: Dear Abby, Anger Booklet, P.O. Box 447, Mount Morris, IL 61054-0447. (Shipping and handling are included in the price.)

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Man has spot in his heart and attic for encyclopedias DEAR ABBY: My husband tends to be a major clutterbug. We had an argument last night about him storing a set of encyclopedias. My argument is that we have never used them and never will, since they are “dinosaurs” in today’s modern world. Any information can be looked up digitally. He was given these encyclopedias by his grandparents, so he feels they have a “deeper meaning.” Although he has never once used them, he says they make the bookshelf look nicer. We recently got rid of the bookshelf and now he wants to store them in our already cluttered attic. His plan is to pass them on to our child or grandchildren. I don’t think they would want to inherit them, as they take up so much space and there are more efficient ways to find information. Please help. — FRUSTRATED WIFE IN CONNECTICUT DEAR WIFE: The encyclopedias DO have a deeper meaning for your husband that almost surely has less to do with “looking nice on a bookshelf” than their sentimental value. They symbolize the love his grandparents had for him, as well as the idea that he can pass an heirloom down to the next generations. Please relent about boxing them up and making room for them in the attic. At some point, your husband will probably arrive at the same conclusion that you have — after they have been refused by the progeny for whom he has been saving them. And try to hang on to your sense of humor, because this isn’t worth arguing over.

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Jaqueline Bigar’s Stars A baby born today has a Sun in Taurus and a Moon in Cancer. HAPPY BIRTHDAY for Sunday, May 4, 2014: This year you often find someone challenging an idea or way of life. The discussions will be animated, but not necessarily as personal as you might believe them to be. As a result, you will open up. If you are single, you will have your share of adoring admirers. However, as a relationship evolves and you become more serious, you could find the person in question is too distant. If you are attached, the two of you have been on a seesaw of who is in control and who gets the final say. Toss the control games aside, and enjoy the positives that you share as a couple. CANCER could become highly reactive. The Stars Show the Kind of Day You’ll Have: 5-Dynamic; 4-Positive; 3-Average; 2-So-so; 1-Difficult ARIES (March 21-April 19) HHHH Others might be taken aback as you continue your jog down the path of surprises. You always have acted quickly, but not unpredictably. You keep life exciting. A family member will express his or her caring. Invite others over for a late brunch. Tonight: Close to home. This Week: No one can resist your enthusiasm. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) HHHHH Listen to news more carefully.You might note others’ reactions. A sudden insight could be clouding your vision at the moment. Go off to a ballgame or a movie. You will notice that you can gain yet another perspective. Tonight: Hang out with friends. This Week: Solutions reveal themselves Wednesday. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) HHH Make a new purchase, but be sure to do some price comparison first. A friend could surprise you by joining you on an adventure. Take the time to enjoy this person. Stop for a meal together and catch up on news. Tonight: Discuss the pros and cons of your expenditure. This Week: Return calls. An interesting scenario unfolds. CANCER (June 21-July 22) HHHH You know that you have a situation more under control than you originally thought you did. Relish the unexpected comment from someone you look up to. This person certainly adds a lot of excitement to your life, even if you do complain! Tonight: A must appearance. This Week: Take a hard look at your budget, then act. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) HHH You’ll want to keep a low-profile. You could opt for a lazy day at home and decide not to answer the phone. Watch movies, read the paper and return a call if you want. You won’t be able to imagine how much better you’ll feel by tomorrow. Tonight: Order in. This Week: You hit your power days Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. C

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Resume Tips - Whip Your Resume Into Shape Expert advice on how to do a resume correctly. By Kristina Cowan So you’ve discovered the perfect gig with a higher salary, and you’re bent on shuffling your credentials to the hiring manager immediately, if not sooner. You’ve got the experience, education and skills that make you a star candidate. One hurdle remains: how to do a resume appropriately. Don’t fret-you can soon be on your way to crafting a stellar resume; just use the following key resume tips from career experts Brian Drum and Heather Heath. Drum is president and CEO of New York City-based Drum Associates, Inc., a global executive search firm, and Heath, based in Minneapolis, is practice leader of sales and marketing for Hudson, a recruitment and talent management firm. Expert Resume Tips on How to do a Resume 1. Be accurate and truthful. “A resume should not be embellished or exaggerated-it’s not an exercise in writing a novel. If there’s anything that is not correct or is misstated, it could be a reason for not hiring you,” Drum said. 2. Take two pages for your resume if necessary. Drum said once you have four or five years of experience, it often becomes very difficult to squeeze your career path all onto one page. Heath said she sees two-page resumes “all the time.” Most applicants should avoid three page resumes. Resume Tip for Recent College Graduates: Stick to one page. 3. Use bullets with concise descriptions. Most resumes that use paragraphs aren’t looked at, Drum explained, so it’s best to use bullets, and keep them to a maximum of two lines a piece. 4. In most cases, list experience before education. If you’re a seasoned executive, it’s best to list your work experience first. Resume Tip for Recent College Graduates: Put education up top. 5. Mind your keywords! Both Drum and Heath underscored the importance of including terms to help get your resume picked up through online searches. “We’re seeing more and more systems ranking people’s resumes based on how many keywords are being matched. ... More people are putting more words on their resumes because they understand that tracking systems are keyword-driven,” Heath said. 6. List your contact information, particularly your cell phone number and e-mail address. Heath advises against listing your current work phone number. “I don’t think a potential employer would be impressed that you’re using company resources to find a job,” she said. 7. Use consistent formatting. Use the same size and type of font throughout your resume, such as 12-point Times New Roman. Offsetting your name in a slightly larger font is acceptable. If you cut and paste from various versions of your resume, be sure to align the text and eliminate formatting glitches. 8. Remember to double check your spelling. Heath suggests printing your resume, reading it and proofreading it to catch spelling and grammatical problems. It’s fine to use an automated spell-check, she said, but be wary of such systems introducing errors. 9. Bling on resumes is bad. Steer clear of using lots of large fonts in different colors, and of underscoring and bolding text for extra emphasis. Excessive use of bells and whistles distracts the reader and makes your resume look unprofessional. 10. No headshots, please. Pictures and resumes are like oil and water. If you have the urge, don’t give in. At the end of the day, Heath said, “People need to remember when they’re sending their resume out they’re sending a version of themselves. ... Make it a statement-a strong one.” Kristina Cowan is the senior writer for PayScale.com. She has over 10 years of journalism experience, specializing in education and workforce issues.

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KPBSD is seeking an experienced and qualified automotive instructor who can provide basic automotive instruction to high school students. This instruction will take place for one hour during the school day at the Workforce Development Center, behind Kenai Central High School.

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Frontier Community Services is a Soldotna based non-profit agency providing in-home and group home services to people experiencing a disabling condition. We are seeking top-notch personnel for full-time and part-time positions within the agency with an interest in providing health care services for the Kenai Peninsula area.

Kenai Peninsula Borough School District Kenai Central High School currently seeks qualified applicants for the staffing of an Introduction to Automotive instructor.

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full-time/ part-time Must be able to pass a background check. Stop by Charis Place Assisted Living, 701 N. Forest Drive, Kenai for an application. No Phone Calls, Please.

Real Estate For Sale Commercial Property Condominiums/Town Homes Farms/Ranches Homes Income Property Land Manufactured Mobile Homes Multiple Dwelling Out of Area for Sale Steel Building Vacation Property Wanted To Buy Waterfront Property

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Homes NIKISKI

3-Bedroom, 3-baths, large kitchen with island fireplace, 2-car garage. approximately 2000sqft., on 2 acres. Very peaceful, a lot of wildlife. $310,000. (907)776-8487, (907)394-1122

Property Management Division 170 N. Birch Suite 101, Soldotna (907)262-2522 Mary.Parske@century21.com www.Century21FreedomRealty.com

Homes FSBO

Land 1.7- 2.0 ACRE LOTS Electric, Gas, Borough maintained road. Miller LoopHolt Lamplight $25,000. 10% down. Owner finance. (907)776-5212 20 ACRES Strawberry Road Sell for appraisal. $25,000. (907)283-4945

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48705 Wendy Lane Soldotna, off K-Beach. Tax #13132002 1.25 Ac with well & 2 septics, large open carport, well house, & parking pad for mobile home. Electric & Gas. $35,000. (907)398-6968

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New Carpet, 2-bedroom, 1-bath, Bonus room, 5-Star Energy, Stainless Steel appliances, washer/dryer stays with full-price offer, K-Beach between Kenai & Soldotna, Vaulted ceiling. Must See. (907)252-7733 $155,000.

Homes THE PERFECT RANCH STYLE HOME

3-Bedroom 2-bath 2-car garage. Beautiful cedar sided home in very quite paved neighborhood on a corner lot with 1.37 acres. All one floor with no steps! All doors are extra wide. Paved driveway and parking area. Excellently maintained. Ideal open floor plan with open kitchen. In floor heat throughout. Vaulted ceilings and a gas fireplace. Large master bedroom with walk in closet and sliding glass door leading to the back deck with lots of privacy (perfect for a hot tub). Each room has its own thermostat and this house is very energy efficient. Well maintained large front and back lawn with lilac trees and rose bushes. Top of the line water filtration system that has eliminated all iron! Garage is 601Sq.Ft. Asking $269,000. (907)283-5747

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CLEAN KENAI 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath. fireplace, washer/dryer, dishwasher, basement. Near schools. $775. includes heat, cable. No pets. (907)262-2522. EXCELLENT OCEAN VIEW! Bay Arm Apartments, Kenai. Accepting applications for 1 bedroom apartment, utilities included. $25. nonrefundable application fee. No pets. (907)283-4405. NEAR VIP Furnished 2-bedroom, 1,100sqft., $1,250. or 1-bedroom, 450sqft. $750. washer/dryer, Dish TV. utilities included. (907)398-0027. REDOUBT VIEW Soldotnaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s best value! Quiet, freshly painted, close to schools. 1-Bedroom from $625. 2-Bedroom from $725. 3-Bedroom, 2-bath, from $825. No pets. (907)262-4359. SOLDOTNA 2-bedroom, very nice & clean. No Smoking/ No pets. $875./ plus electric. (907)252-7242.

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3-Bedroom, 2.5-bath, 2-car garage oversized, 1-acre lot in Kasilof near school. Efficient gas heat, Venmar Air, Kinetico water., 2352sq.ft.. Cost appraisal $280,000. asking $259,000. Gas assessment refund in 2016 approx. $2000. No unsolicited offers (928)301-3042

Homes NEW HOME ON 2.49 ACRES

Two story home has 2,576sqft. living area, 728sqft. garage; 4-bedrooms, 5-bathrooms, vaulted ceilings, radiant floor heat (both floors) & a two story fireplace/woodstove area that is the centerpiece of living/dining room. Large living room windows, southern exposure, high efficiency gas furnace keeps the heating bills down. Five star energy rating. Underground utilities, well with excellent water quality & flow. Finishing touches to be selected are flooring, cabinets, appliances, countertops, stairway hardwoods & bathroom tile/sinks/baths/toilets. Can be sold As Is, or can be finished to owners specifications for additional costs. Six miles from Soldotna, towards Sterling, on Forest Lane. Quiet subdivision with covenants. $126 per sqft. for living area, $76 per sqft. for garage. AS IS price $380,000. (907)262-1609 C

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DOWNTOWN Soldotna on the river. 2-bedroom, 1-bath, Seasonal/ Permanent, furnished/ unfurnished, NO pets/ NO smoking. Credit/ background checks. $795., (907)252-7110

Cabins SMALL 1-BEDROOM Cabin, Kenai River. Weekly/ monthly. No smokers/ pets. (907)283-4333

Duplex SOLDOTNA Mackey Lake Quiet Location New Construction 3-Bedroom, 2-Bath Heated Garage Washer/Dryer Secure storage Radiant Heat Nonsmoking/Pets $1,485. (907)260-3470

Homes 1-BEDROOM Nikiski. $700./ first, last, $200 cleaning, references. (907)776-8970. 3-BEDROOM HOUSE Furnished, Seasonal. Close to great fishing, able to walk to river. 4370 Eagle Rock Drive, Kenai Spur. (907)469-0665 FOR RENT Log home. 3.5 acres. Off Skyline. 4-bedroom. 2-baths. 1st, last & deposit. $1,200./month. (541)821-6011 HOME Soldotna, 3-bedroom, 2-bath, washer/dryer, dishwasher, shed. $1,125. plus utilities, Security deposit. No pets/smoking. (907)741-0881 (907)242-9551. KENAI 3-Bedroom, 3-bath, appliances. washer/dryer. No pets/ smoking. $1,400. plus utilities. (907)398-1303 WHY RENT ????? Why rent when you can own, many low down & zero down payment programs available. Let me help you achieve the dream of home ownership. Call Now !!! Ken Scott, #AK203469. (907)395-4527 or cellular, (907)690-0220. Alaska USA Mortgage Company, #AK157293.

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Firewood FIREWOOD Cord $200. split/ delivery. $180. You Pick up. (907)395-7108

Miscellaneous MERCURY 270 Air Deck Rubber Boat Inflated one time, never in water, with electric & hand pump. 8' 9" long, max. load 1200#, max. engine power 10 hp. $1,500 (907)235-3754 or (907)435-7072

Retail/Commercial Space PRIME KENAI RETAIL/ OFFICE SPACE 1,832SqFt to 20,000SqFt. Rates start @ $.50SqFt. Call Carr Gottstein Properties, (907)564-2424 or visit www.carrgottstein.com

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Campers/Travel Trailers ‘05 37FT. EVEREST 5th wheel, super clean 3 slides, sleeps 4, large storage, many upgrades, Arctic package. 1-owner. $29,950. (907)229-3739

Transportation Autos Classic/Custom Financing Motorcycles Parts & Accessories Rentals Repair & Services Sport Utilities, 4x4 Suburbans/Vans/ Buses Trucks Trucks: Commercial Trucks: Heavy Duty Trailers Vehicles Wanted

Parts & Accessories TOYO A/T TIRES. P245 70R16 065 1yr old, plus they are on rims, I have Ford hub caps (4). Came off ‘02 Explorer. ALL just $400. (907)260-5943

Sport Utilities, 4X4 Ford F150 FX. Black & Blue 4x4, V8 New Rear Breaks, AC/ Power Windows & Doors, New Stereo with Hands Free Blue Tooth, Alarm, Remote Start, Bed Cover, Running Boards, Custom Grill $11,500 OBO. (907)398-1255

Suburbans/ Vans/Buses ‘02 Pontiac Montana 7 passenger Minivan, $4K OBO; Very Good condition, 114K miles, call Keith (907)283-3175 for more info. ‘98 E350 Passenger Van. Super Clean. $3,500. Call April (907)394-8907

Services Appliance Repair Auction Services Automotive Repair Builders/Contractors Cabinetry/Counters Carpentry/Odd Jobs Charter Services Child Care Needed Child Care Provided Cleaning Services Commercial Fishing Education/Instruction Excavating/Backhoe Financial Fishing Guide Services Health Home Health Care Household Cleaning Services House-sitting Internet Lawn Care & Landscaping Masonry Services Miscellaneous Services Mortgages Lenders Painting/Roofing Plumbing/Heating/ Electric Satellite TV Services Snow Removal Tax Services Travel Services Tree Services Veterinary Water Delivery Well Drilling

Education/ Instruction RESIDENTIAL CONTRACTORS Test Prep Course. Wisdom & Associates, Inc. (907)283-0629.

Health PENINSULA THAI MASSAGE Thompsons’s/ Soldotna, next to Liberty Tax. (907)252-8053, (907)398-2073

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‘01 DAKOTA SPORT 2 sets wheels & tires. less then 61K miles remote start. $8,000. (907)690-1410

Trucks: Heavy Duty ‘93 PETERBILT with Daycab.. 60 Series Detroit, 10 speed tranny, wet kit, pintle hitch, & 5th wheel plate. 75% rubber on tires. Bob @ (907)394-5466

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Autos

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50th Year F150 Anniversary truck Clean white F150 long bed, with bed liner. Automatic with power. 20mpg to Anchorage. 4 x 4 works great. Showing light wear, tires fair. About 204,000 on synthetic oil, no oil burning. Tow hooks, block heater. Starts and runs good in cold weather. New aluminum tool box, tow hitch. Small powerful 4.6 Triton V-8. Call Rick, 907-394-8858. $5,500. Will consider small part trade?

Auctions

AUCTION:

Entire Business Liquidation of welding shop: online and at site in Kodiak on Monday, May 5 @ 10:00am by lots listed on website. AlaskaAuction.com

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Wonderful, Relaxing. Happy Spring! Anytime! (907)741-1644, (907)398-8896. Thanks!

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IN THE SUPERIOR COURT FOR THE STATE OF ALASKA THIRD JUDICIAL DISTRICT AT KENAI

INVITATION TO BID CITY OF SOLDOTNA 177 NORTH BIRCH STREET SOLDOTNA, ALASKA 99669 Phone 907•262•9107

FISHHAWK FISHERIES OF ALASKA, INC. an Alaska corporation,

The City of Soldotna hereby invites qualified firms to submit a firm price for acceptance by the City for the Sports Complex Centennial Trail. The project consists of the following: • 3,300 CY Excavation • 320 Tons Subbase • 65 Tons Surface Course • 2,000 SY Slope Stabilization • Topsoil and Seeding A non-mandatory pre-bid conference will be held at the City Hall, Soldotna, AK on May 7, 2014 at 10:00 A.M. Attendance at the pre-bid not is required. This contract is subject to the provision of State of Alaska, Title 36, Minimum Wage Rates. The subsequent contract will require certificates of insurance and may require performance and payment bonds. One (1) complete set of the bid package is to be submitted to the City of Soldotna at 177 North Birch Street, Soldotna, Alaska 99669. These forms must be enclosed in a sealed envelope with the bidder's name on the outside and clearly marked: BID: Sports Complex Centennial Trail SOLB 14-08 DUE DATE: May 15, 2014 at 3:00 P.M The project documents may be obtained from the City of Soldotna beginning May 1st 2014 for a non-refundable fee of $10.00 (without tax). An additional non-refundable fee of $5.00 will be required if mailing is requested. Project documents may be downloaded from the City of Soldotna web site at www.ci.soldotna.ak.us site. It is not required to be on the planholders list to bid on City of Soldotna projects. To receive project addendums, you must be on the planholders list. To be placed on the planholders list, please contact Suzanne Lagasse either by phone (714-1241) or email publicworks@ci.soldotna.ak.us. Downloading projects from the City web site does not automatically put you on the planholders list PUBLISHED: 5/1, 4, 5, 2014

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) ) ) ) Plaintiff, ) ) vs. ) ) C. Dean Yeasel (deceased), the Unknown ) Heirs of C. Dean Yeasel and also all other ) persons or parties unknown claiming a ) right, title, estate, lien or interest in the real ) estate described in the complaint in this ) action. ) ) Defendants. ) _______________________________________) Case No. 3KN-14-246 CI

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THE UNKNOWN HEIRS OF C. DEAN YEASEL AND ALSO ALL OTHER PERSONS OR PARTIES UNKNOWN You are hereby summoned and required to file with the court an answer to the complaint filed in this case. Your answer must be filed with the court at 125 Trading Bay Road, Kenai, Alaska 99611 within 30 days after the last date of publication of this notice. In addition, a copy of your answer must be sent to the Plaintiff's attorney, Gregory D. Stein, whose address is Baldwin & Butler, LLC, 125 N. Willow St., Kenai, AK 99611. If you fail to file an answer within the required time, a default judgment may be entered against you for the relief demanded in the complaint. This is an action for quiet title regarding the following real property located at : 1) Lot Three-A (3-A), Block One (1), according to the Plat of WATERER SUBDIVISION, filed under Plat No. 74-78, Kenai Recording District, Third Judicial District, State of Alaska located at 43465 Jasper Lane, Kenai, AK 99611; and 2) Lot Four (4), Block One (1), according to the Plat of WATERER SUBDIVISION, filed under Plat No. 72-45, Kenai Recording District, Third Judicial District, State of Alaska, located at 43465 Jasper Lane, Kenai, AK 99611; and 3) Lot One (1), Block Four (4), according to the Plat of INLET GLEN SUBDIVISION, filed under Plat No. 85-97, Kenai Recording District, Third Judicial District, State of Alaska located at 53683 Rons Court, Kenai, AK 99611; and 4) Lot Eight (8), Block Two (2), according to the Plat of INLET GLEN SUBDIVISION, filed under Plat No. 85-97, Kenai Recording District, Third Judicial District, State of Alaska located at 53683 Rons Court, Kenai, AK 99611. The relief demanded is a judgment granting Plaintiff title to the Real Property, free from any claims of Defendants plus all allowable and reasonable attorney fees and costs. You have been made a party to this action because you may have an interest in the real property. Dated at Kenai, Alaska this 30th day of April, 2014. CLERK OF THE COURT April 30, 2014 Date

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NOTICE OF DEFAULT AND SALE 2210608 NAMING TRUSTEE: FIRST AMERICAN TITLE INSURANCE COPANY ,SUCCESSOR BY MERGER TO SOUTHCENTRAL TITLE AGENCY TRUSTORS: DANA M. WOLFE and ANGELA J. RUDE BENEFICIARY: CLIFF E. BAKER OWNER OF RECORD: ANGELA J. RUDE Said Deed of Trust was executed on the 23rd day of February, 2005, and recorded on the 15th day of March, 2005, Serial No. 2005002054. Said Deed of Trust has not been assigned by the Beneficiary. Said documents having been recorded in the Kenai Recording District, Third Judicial District, State of Alaska, describing: LOT ONE (1), INTEGRITY PLAZA, according to the official plat thereof, filed under Plat No. 2003-102, Records of the Kenai Recording District, Third Judicial District, State of Alaska. The physical address of the real property described above is 630 Swires Road, Kenai, Alaska. NOTICE IS ALSO GIVEN that a FEDERAL TAX LIEN was filed against DANA M. WOLFE, and recorded on March 30, 2010, Serial No. 2010-002411, in the Kenai Recording District in the amount of $7,424.39, plus interest and penalties. There is of record a CLAIM OF LIEN filed by City of Kenai against LOT ONE, INTEGRITY PLAZA, Plat No. KN-2003-102, in the amount of $710.81 and any other amounts due, and recorded July 21, 2010. There is of record a JUDGMENT in favor of CAPITOL ONE BANK (USA) N.A., against ANGELA J. RUDE, in the amount of $848.34, plus interest, costs and fees, entered May 31, 2012, under Case No. 3KN-12- 0196 CI, in the District Court for the State of Alaska at Kenai, Third Judicial District, and recorded June 13, 2012, Serial No. 2012-005537. The undersigned, being the original, or properly substituted Trustee hereby gives notice that a breach of the obligations under the Deed of Trust has occurred in that the Trustors have failed to satisfy the indebtedness secured thereby: THIRTY-SEVEN THOUSAND SEVEN HUNDRED SIXTY-SIX AND 14/100TH DOLLARS ($37,766.14), plus interest, late charges,costs, attorney fees and other foreclosure costs actually incurred, and any future advances thereunder. Said default may be cured and the sale terminated upon payment of the sum of default plus interest, late charges, costs, attorney fees and other foreclosure costs actually incurred, and any future advances thereunder, prior to the sale date. If Notice of Default has been recorded two or more times previously and default has been cured, the trustee may elect to refuse payment and continue the sale. Upon demand of the Beneficiary, the Trustee elects to sell the above-described property, with proceeds to be applied to the total indebtedness secured thereby. Said sale shall be held at public auction at the ALASKA COURT SYSTEM BUILDING, 125 TRADING BAY DR., #100, KENAI, ALASKA, on the 5th day of June, 2014, said sale shall commence at 11:30 a.m., or as soon thereafter as possible, in conjunction with such other sales that the Trustee or its attorney may conduct. DATED this 4th day of March, 2014. FIRST AMERICAN TITLE INSURANCE COMPANY By: PENELOPE BUNDY Title: Authorized Signer

Request for Proposals Incorporation of Art into the New Harbormaster Office Complex On the Homer Spit, City of Homer, Alaska Proposals to provide art or to incorporate art into the new Harbormaster Office will be received at the Office of the City Clerk, City Hall, City of Homer, 491 East Pioneer Avenue, Homer, Alaska, until 4:30 P.M., Thursday, June 12, 2014. The time of receipt will be determined by the City Clerk's time stamp. Proposals received after the time fixed for the receipt of the bids shall not be considered. All firms submitting proposals must be listed on the “Plan Holder's List” maintained by the City Clerk. All bidders must submit a City of Homer Plan Holders Registration form to be on the Plan Holders List and to be considered responsive. Plan holder registration forms, and Plans and Specifications are available on line at http://www.cityofhomer-ak.gov/rfps. Respondents not on the plan holder's list shall be deemed unresponsive and shall not be considered. The City shall not accept faxed proposals. A pre-proposal meeting will be held on Thursday, May 22, 2014 at 2:00 p.m. at City Hall Conference Room Upstairs to review building plans, answer any questions, and visit the building site if necessary. For proposal specifications and evaluation criteria please visit the city website http://www.cityofhomer-ak.gov/rfps or contact: City Clerk's Office Renee Krause, CMC, Deputy City Clerk 491 E. Pioneer Avenue Homer, Alaska 99603 907-235-8121 ext 2224 Please direct all questions regarding this project to: Dan Nelsen, Project Manager 3575 Heath Street Homer, Alaska 99603 907-235-3170 ext 3240 The intent of this proposal effort is to provide an opportunity for artists and other interested persons to present ideas on how and what art can be incorporated into the building (interior and exterior), and the surrounding site. The proposals will be evaluated by the Art Selection Committee established for the project utilizing the City's 1% for Art Funding designated for this project. All ideas and concepts will be considered. Expect that more than one art piece or idea could be funded with the available dollars. The City of Homer reserves the right to accept or reject any or all proposals, to waive irregularities or informalities in the proposals, and to award the contract to the respondent that best meets the selection criteria based on the recommendations of the review committee.

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Our Founding Mothers  Martha Washington 

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Many soldiers during the Revolutionary War might have thought of Martha Washington as their own mother. Before he was president, her husband, George Washington, was the general of the Continental Army. The war lasted eight long years, and the winters were particularly hard for the troops. Weather and disease made it difficult to keep their spirits up. George Washington depended on his wife to come with him to camp during the winters. Martha Washington sewed for the troops, prayed with them, cooked for them and joined other wives to entertain them. One visitor to Valley Forge, Pa., said about her: “I never in my life knew a woman so busy from early morning until late at night as was Lady Washington.”

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The only way to slow down Edward Cheserek may be to make him carry the pile of trophies and awards he has won. Cheserek grew up living in a mud hut in the Great Rift Valley of Kenya, a mountainous area of Africa famous for its long-distance runners. As a boy, Edward ran eight miles to and from his school each day — barefoot. Edward came to the U.S. in 2010 after receiving a scholarship to St. Benedict’s Preparatory School in Newark, N.J., where he excelled in running events and was named the 2013 Gatorade National Cross Country Runner of the Year. Height: 5-6 As a freshman at the University of Oregon, Cheserek’s Birthdate: winning ways have continued. He captured the NCAA 2-2-94 Men’s Cross Country Championship last November, and Birthplace: Kapker, Kenya added NCAA indoor track titles in the 5,000 and 3,000 meters in March. Gus Goodsport’s Supersport

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Courageous Women  Abigail Adams  Imagine ordinary life during the 18th century: No electric lights. No washing machines or dishwashers. No cars. No cellphones. No TV. No video games! Then imagine being a mother of small children, as Abigail Adams was, with your husband in Philadelphia working on starting a new country, while you remained at home in Massachusetts with war breaking out all around you. John Adams wrote to his wife: “You are really brave, my dear, you are an heroine.” Years later, John Quincy Adams, Abigail’s son, wrote: “For the space of twelve months my mother with her infant children dwelt, liable every hour of the day and night to be butchered in cold blood, or taken and carried to Boston as hostages.”

Speaking her mind

Strong opinions Abigail had strong opinions that she shared with her husband by letter when he was away. She wrote about the need for more schooling for

women. Women in those days could not go to college. While she was welleducated for a woman of her time, Abigail didn’t think her education was enough.

Moms Making History  Deborah Read Franklin  Standing up for herself

Dolley Madison was the wife of James Madison, our fourth president. Dolley “really brought people together,” Cokie Roberts said. She was given a lot of credit for James’ election to president. While he was good at speaking with people one-onone, he was not very charismatic (care-is-MAT-ick), or charming. But his wife was called “Queen Dolley.”

During the War of 1812, as the British attacked Washington, D.C., Dolley was at home alone in the White House. Dolley wouldn’t leave the White House until a large portrait of George Washington was safely removed. Just a few days later, Dolley returned to help rebuild the city. Her bravery made her wildly popular in the young United States.

While Deborah was managing the postal service, an Englishman, Lord Loudon, tried to fire one of her workers. She stood up to him and accused him of slowing down the mail. Deborah was good at running a business and managing the postal service. Franklin wrote about her: “Frugality (being careful with money) is an enriching virtue, a virtue I could never acquire in myself, but I was lucky enough to find it in a wife, who thereby became a fortune to me.”

 Dolley Madison 

The “founding mothers” of our country had no real rights. They were considered to be the property of their husbands. They couldn’t go to college or run for political office. They couldn’t even vote! They depended on men for money, as there were very few paid jobs that women could do. Yet women worked hard for the cause of the new country. “As I was writing the book, I couldn’t get over how political they were,” Cokie Roberts said. “They had so much dedication to the cause.” Women wrote pamphlets and letters. They kept plantations and farms in business while their men were fighting or planning the new government. They made their own products and boycotted, or refused to buy, British goods. After the American Revolution, women worked together to form a safety net for people, establishing orphanages and poorhouses for those in need. The Founding Fathers respected the women and their opinions. Thomas Jefferson and others traded letters with many women, including family members, friends and strangers. Look through your newspaper for articles

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While Benjamin Franklin represented the colony of Pennsylvania in England for years at a time, Deborah Read Franklin lived with her mother in Philadelphia and kept his printing shop in business. Even when Ben was named postmaster for the Colonies, Deborah ran the postal service in his absence. But she was not happy with Ben’s long times away from her. She begged him for six years to come back to America, but Ben didn’t return until after Deborah had died.

Abigail wrote to John about the future for women in March 1776, saying, “I desire you would Remember the Ladies.” After the revolution was over, many female schools were created so that educated women could raise sons to be good citizens. When John became vice president, the couple moved to New York and then Philadelphia. Later, as the first first lady* to live in the White House, Abigail continued to influence her husband. Abigail also felt strongly against slavery, as did John. She believed one of the battles of the war had been lost because of the “sin of slavery.” “You know my mind upon this subject,” she told him.

illustration by Diane Goode from “Founding Mothers: Remembering the Ladies” published by HarperCollins. Used with permission.

Anne Hathaway is a singer and actress who is the voice of Jewel in the movie “Rio 2.” She has starred in many movies, including “Get Smart,” “The Princess Diaries” and “Ella Enchanted.” She has also appeared in many plays, TV shows and commercials. Anne, 31, was born in New York City and grew up in Millburn Township, N.J. In high school, she sang in the All-Eastern U.S. High School Honors Chorus. She later studied drama and musical theater in schools and drama companies. She has homes in Los Angeles and New York. Anne supports many charities, including the Lollipop Theater Network, which helps provide movies for hospitals treating children with serious illnesses. She also has helped vaccinate kids in Nicaragua against disease. from The Mini Page © 2014 Universal Uclick

Martha bravely offered to take a vaccine against smallpox, a disease that was killing many soldiers. Her example helped Washington’s troops obey their general’s order that they take the vaccination too. During the summers at home at Mount Vernon, in Virginia, Martha would oversee the spinning of wool and weaving of cloth and the preserving of fruits and vegetables to supply the troops for the coming winter. When her carriage pulled into camp, the soldiers would cheer for her and her load of fresh supplies. After the war, Martha worked with Congress to establish benefits for veterans of the war.

illustration by Diane Goode from “Founding Mothers: Remembering the Ladies” published by HarperCollins. Used with permission.

Although our libraries and museums have many hundreds of letters and documents written by the Founding Fathers, many of the writings of women were lost or destroyed. Women’s writings weren’t always thought to be important. But from the diaries and letters we do have, we have learned that women were very influential (in-floo-ENshul), or had a great effect on, the men who were leading our new nation.

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You probably learn a lot in school about our country’s Founding Fathers — George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson and others — the men who helped the United States become a country separate from Britain in the 1700s. But what about the women who supported those men — the wives, daughters, mothers and friends who made history in their own way? This week, to celebrate Mother’s Day coming up on May 11, The Mini Page talks with Cokie Roberts, author of “Founding Mothers: Remembering Cokie Roberts the Ladies,” to find out more about these extraordinary women.

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movieson A Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy ››› (2004, Comedy) Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate. A 1970s San Diego newscaster feels threatened by the arrival of an ambitious woman looking to climb the ranks of journalism. ‘PG-13’ (1:35) (30) TBS Fri. 7 p.m.

Barbershop 2: Back in Business ››› (2004, Comedy) Ice Cube, Cedric the Entertainer. The owner of a barbershop faces pressure from a corporation that is opening establishments in his neighborhood. ‘PG-13’ (1:46) 8 TMC Mon. 6 p.m. Batman Begins ››› (2005, Action) Christian Bale, Michael Caine. Following the death of his parents, young heir Bruce Wayne becomes a masked avenger who fights the forces of evil in Gotham City. ‘PG-13’ (2:20) + MAX Sat. 9 p.m. The Best Man ››› (1999, ComedyDrama) Taye Diggs, Nia Long. A writer heads to New York to be best man at a friend’s wedding, where he meets up with an old flame. ‘R’ (2:00) 8 TMC Mon. 10 p.m. Blackthorn ››› (2011, Western) Sam Shepard, Eduardo Noriega. Leaving Bolivia and heading back to the U.S., the outlaw formerly known as Butch Cassidy has a final adventure. ‘R’ (1:38) 8 TMC Wed. 5:10 p.m. Blazing Saddles ››› (1974, Comedy) Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder. A black railroad worker is appointed sheriff of a town marked for destruction by a scheming politician. ‘R’ (1:33) (43) AMC Mon. 5 p.m., 11 p.m. Blue Caprice ››› (2013, Crime Drama) Isaiah Washington, Tequan Richmond. A man trains a teenager and turns him into a deadly sniper, then the duo embarks on a rampage across America. ‘R’ (1:33) 8 TMC Fri. 9 p.m.

Born on the Fourth of July ››› (1989, Docudrama) Tom Cruise, Willem Da-

foe. Based on the story of Ron Kovic, a Marine who returned from Vietnam a paraplegic and later became an anti-war activist. ‘R’ (2:24) 5 SHOW Mon. 11 p.m. The Bourne Legacy ››› (2012, Action) Jeremy Renner, Rachel Weisz. The actions of Jason Bourne spell the possible end of secret intelligence programs, so a specially enhanced operative goes on the run with a research scientist when it appears that their lives will become forfeit. ‘PG-13’ (2:15) ! HBO Wed. 4:45 p.m.; Sat. 4:35 p.m. Bridesmaids ››› (2011, Comedy) Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph. Though broke and lovelorn, a woman takes on the strange and expensive rituals associated with being her best friend’s maid of honor. ‘R’ (2:05) (28) USA Wed. 7 p.m., 10 p.m.; Sat. 10:30 p.m. Byzantium ››› (2012, Horror) Gemma Arterton, Saoirse Ronan. Mayhem follows when two female vampires, on the run from a kindred group, take refuge at a seaside British community. ‘R’ (1:58) 8 TMC Sat. 8 p.m., 11:35 p.m.

Charlotte’s Web ››› (2006, Drama) Voices of Julia Roberts, Dakota Fanning. After learning that a young pig’s days are numbered, a literate spider weaves an elaborate plan to save her friend from the butcher’s block. ‘G’ (1:38) (50) NICK Sun. 7 p.m. Chuck & Buck ››› (2000, ComedyDrama) Mike White, Chris Weitz. A man finds himself stalked by a mentally impaired friend from childhood who is all alone now that his mother/ caretaker has died. ‘R’ (1:39) 8 TMC Thu. 9 p.m. Cocaine Cowboys ››› (2006, Documentary) Filmmaker Billy Corben recalls the Miami drug wars of the 1970s and ’80s with those who survived the era, including smugglers, dealers and hit men. ‘R’ (1:56) (65) CNBC Sun. 4 p.m., 8 p.m.

Cocaine Cowboys II: Hustlin’ With the Godmother ››› (2008, Documentary) Filmmaker Billy Corben examines the relationship between drug lords Charles Cosby and Griselda Blanco. ‘NR’ (1:41) (65) CNBC Sun. 7 p.m., 11 p.m. Crash ››› (2004, Drama) Sandra Bullock, Don Cheadle. Racial tensions collide in a collection of intertwined stories involving residents of Los Angeles. ‘R’ (1:52) 5 SHOW Tue. 7:05 p.m.

Django Unchained ››› (2012, Western) Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz. A former slave joins forces with the German bounty hunter who freed him and helps hunt down the South’s mostwanted criminals, all in the hope of finding his long-lost wife. ‘R’ (2:45) 5 SHOW Fri. 7 p.m. Dumb & Dumber ››› (1994, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels. An inept dog groomer and a limousine driver chase the latter’s dream girl cross country. ‘PG-13’ (1:46) (81) COM Sat. 4:58 p.m., 7:30 p.m.

8 Mile ››› (2002, Drama) Eminem, Kim Basinger. Living with his destitute mother, a young man in Detroit tries to overcome obstacles and achieve success as a rapper. ‘R’ (1:50) + MAX Thu. 7 p.m.

Forrest Gump ›››› (1994, ComedyDrama) Tom Hanks, Robin Wright. An innocent man enters history from the ’50s to the ’90s. ‘PG-13’ (2:22) (51) FAM Sat. 7 p.m. 42 ››› (2013, Biography) Chadwick Boseman, Harrison Ford. In 1946, Branch Rickey, general manager of the Brooklyn Dodgers, signs Jackie Robinson to the team in defiance of major league baseball’s notorious color barrier. ‘PG-13’ (2:08) + MAX Tue. 4:50 p.m.

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Crash Fright Night ››› (2011, Horror) Anton Yelchin, Colin Farrell. A high-school student suspects that his charismatic new neighbor is a vampire and, when no one believes him, must try to destroy the bloodsucker himself. ‘R’ (1:46) (82) SYFY Thu. 8 p.m.; Fri. 4 p.m.

The Game ››› (1997, Suspense) Michael Douglas, Sean Penn. A control freak’s disreputable brother introduces him to a mysterious game that invades his ordered existence. ‘R’ (2:08) ^ HBO2 Mon. 4:15 p.m. Gridiron Gang ››› (2006, Drama) The Rock, Xzibit. A counselor at a juvenile detention facility turns a group of young criminals into a football team to teach them self-respect and responsibility. ‘PG-13’ (2:00) (31) TNT Sat. 11:32 p.m. Groundhog Day ››› (1993, Romance-Comedy) Bill Murray, Andie MacDowell. February 2nd keeps repeating for a cynical TV weatherman sent to watch the groundhog in Punxsutawney, Pa. ‘PG’ (1:43) (43) AMC Wed. 4:30 p.m.

The Hangover ››› (2009, Comedy) Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms. After a wild stag party in Las Vegas, three hazy groomsmen must find their missing friend and get him back to Los Angeles in time for his wedding. ‘R’ (1:39) (30) TBS Sun. 7 p.m., 9:15 p.m. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 ››› (2010, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. Harry, Ron and Hermione leave Hogwarts behind on a mission to destroy the Horcruxes, the secrets to Voldemort’s power and immortality. ‘PG-13’ (2:26) (51) FAM Tue. 6:30 p.m. Holes ››› (2003, Adventure) Sigourney Weaver, Jon Voight. A boy and his friends question the motives of a woman who forces them to dig holes at a detention camp. ‘PG’ (1:58) (51) FAM Mon. 7:30 p.m.; Tue. 4 p.m. Hulk ›› (2003, Fantasy) Eric Bana, Jennifer Connelly. ‘PG-13’ (2:18) (31) TNT Sat. 9:02 p.m.

The Impossible ››› (2012, Drama) Naomi Watts, Ewan McGregor. A couple and their three sons encounter terror, courage and compassion following the December 2004 tsunami that devastated Thailand. ‘PG-13’ (1:43) 8 TMC Fri. 7 p.m. Inception ››› (2010, Science Fiction) Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. A thief who enters people’s dreams and steals their secrets gets a shot at redemption when he is given the dangerous task of planting an idea in someone’s subconscious. ‘PG-13’ (2:28) (31) TNT Sun. 4 p.m. Infestation ››› (2009, Horror) Christopher Marquette, Brooke Nevin. An office worker leads the fight against a swarm of giant insects. ‘R’ (1:33) (82) SYFY Wed. 4 p.m. Iron Man ››› (2008, Action) Robert Downey Jr., Terrence Howard. A wealthy industrialist builds an armored suit and uses it to defeat criminals and terrorists. ‘PG-13’ (2:06) (38) SPIKE Sat. 8 p.m.

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Jerry Maguire ››› (1996, RomanceComedy) Tom Cruise, Cuba Gooding

Jr. A Los Angeles sports agent finds love with a pretty accountant after an attack of conscience costs him his job and fiancee. ‘R’ (2:18) (43) AMC Thu. 7 p.m.; Fri. 4 p.m.

Kill Bill: Vol. 1 ››› (2003, Action) Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu. Awaking from a coma, an assassin seeks vengeance against her former boss and his ruthless gang. ‘R’ (1:50) 5 SHOW Fri. 10 p.m.

The Last Samurai ››› (2003, Adventure) Tom Cruise, Ken Watanabe. In the 1870s a Westerner is caught in the middle of a battle between Japan’s emperor and the samurai. ‘R’ (2:34) (43) AMC Fri. 7 p.m.

Magic Mike ››› (2012, Comedy-Drama) Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer. A male stripper takes a newcomer under his wing and instructs him in the fine arts of partying, picking up women, and making plenty of money. ‘R’ (1:50) + MAX Sun. 7 p.m.

Next of Kin ›› (1989, Crime Drama) Patrick Swayze, Liam Neeson. ‘R’ (1:48) + MAX Wed. 9 p.m.

Oblivion ›› (2013, Science Fiction) Tom Cruise, Morgan Freeman. ‘PG-13’ (2:05) + MAX Mon. 5:05 p.m.

with his estranged wife. ‘R’ (2:02) 5 SHOW Mon. 4:55 p.m.; Thu. 4:55 p.m. Sin City ››› (2005, Action) Jessica Alba, Devon Aoki. Lawmen, prostitutes, a hulking thug and other sordid characters run amok in a crime-ridden metropolis. ‘R’ (2:04) (82) SYFY Wed. 10:30 p.m. Spanglish ››› (2004, Comedy-Drama) Adam Sandler, Téa Leoni. A single mother becomes a housekeeper for a laid-back chef and his neurotic wife. ‘PG-13’ (2:10) (51) FAM Sat. 10 p.m.

Pacific Rim ››› (2013, Science Fiction) Charlie Hunnam, Diego Klat-

tenhoff. A washed-up ex-pilot and an untested trainee must drive an old, obsolete robot in a last-ditch effort to repel a lethal force of monstrous invaders. ‘PG-13’ (2:11) ! HBO Mon. 8 p.m. ^ HBO2 Sat. 4:45 p.m. Paris Is Burning ››› (1990, Documentary) André Christian, Freddie Pendavis. Filmmaker Jennie Livingston shows New York clubs where gay men enter posing contests, called “voguing.” ‘R’ (1:18) 8 TMC Sun. 11 p.m. Pitch Perfect ››› (2012, Musical Comedy) Anna Kendrick, Skylar Astin. When a new student joins her college’s female a cappella group, she takes the women out of their comfort zone of traditional pieces and introduces them to innovative arrangements. ‘PG-13’ (1:52) ^ HBO2 Fri. 5 p.m. Prisoners ››› (2013, Suspense) Hugh Jackman, Jake Gyllenhaal. When police have to release their only suspect, a desperate man takes the law into his own hands after his young daughter and her friend disappear. ‘R’ (2:33) ! HBO Sat. 7 p.m., 10:35 p.m.

Raiders of the Lost Ark ›››› (1981, Adventure) Harrison Ford, Karen Allen. An archaeologist races Nazis to find a powerful relic. ‘PG’ (1:55) (82) SYFY Sat. 8 p.m. Ratatouille ››› (2007, Comedy) Voices of Patton Oswalt, Ian Holm. Animated. A Parisian rat who enjoys fine food lives beneath a famous restaurant and longs to be a great chef. ‘G’ (1:51) (51) FAM Sun. 4:23 p.m. The Rundown ››› (2003, Adventure) The Rock, Seann William Scott. Before his retirement, a bounty hunter must locate his boss’ son, who is searching for a priceless artifact in the Amazon. ‘PG-13’ (1:44) (38) SPIKE Wed. 4:30 p.m., 9 p.m.

Tangled ››› (2010, Musical Comedy) Voices of Mandy Moore, Zachary Levi. Animated. Crowned with 70

feet of magical golden hair, Rapunzel strikes a deal with a charming thief to spring her from her prison tower. ‘PG’ (1:41) (49) DISN Fri. 7 p.m. 300 ››› (2007, Action) Gerard Butler, Lena Headey. Sparta’s King Leonidas and his badly outnumbered warriors fight to the death against King Xerxes’ massive Persian army at the Battle of Thermopylae. ‘R’ (1:57) (43) AMC Sat. 7 p.m. The Town ››› (2010, Crime Drama) Ben Affleck, Rebecca Hall. A Boston bank robber looks for a way out of his criminal lifestyle after beginning a passionate romance with the woman that his gang briefly took hostage. ‘R’ (2:04) (31) TNT Sun. 7 p.m., 9:32 p.m.

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Scary Movie ››› (2000, Comedy) Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans. Keenen Ivory Wayans directed this sendup of slasher films in which a vengeful killer stalks a group of nubile teens. ‘R’ (1:28) ^ HBO2 Mon. 10 p.m. Seven Psychopaths ››› (2012, Comedy) Colin Farrell, Christopher Walken. A struggling screenwriter finds himself inadvertently entangled in the criminal underworld when his knucklehead friends abduct a mobster’s beloved Shih Tzu. ‘R’ (1:51) 8 TMC Fri. 10:35 p.m. Shrek ››› (2001, Comedy) Voices of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy. Animated. In order to save his home, a monster with a donkey makes a deal with a mean lord to rescue a beautiful princess. ‘PG’ (1:29) (43) AMC Mon. 7 p.m.; Tue. 5 p.m. Silver Linings Playbook ››› (2012, Comedy-Drama) Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Lawrence. An unexpected bond begins to form between a man trying to rebuild his life and a young woman promising to help him reunite

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4:00 p.m. (34) ESPN Boxing Arreola takes on Stiverne, 12 rounds, for the vacant WBC Heavyweight Championship. From Los Angeles. (Live)

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3:00 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC) 5:30 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC) 8:00 p.m. (31) TNT Inside the NBA (Live) (CC)

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FOOTBALL Sunday 3:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Arena Football (Live)

Monday 12:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NFL Live (Live) (CC) 1:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 College Football Live (Live) (CC) 5:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Sportscenter Special: On the Clock (Live) (CC)

Tuesday 12:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NFL Live (Live) (CC) 1:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 College Football Live (Live) (CC) 5:00 p.m. (34) ESPN Sportscenter Special: On the Clock (Live) (CC)

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Thursday 12:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NFL Live (Live) (CC) 1:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 College Football Live (Live) (CC)

2:00 p.m. (34) ESPN Sportscenter M Special: On the Clock (Live) (CC) 4:00 p.m. (34) ESPN 2014 NFL Draft From Radio City Music Hall (3) in New York. (Live) (CC)

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12:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NFL Live (Live) (CC) 1:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 College Football Live (Live) (CC) 3:00 p.m. (34) ESPN 2014 NFL Draft From Radio City Music Hall in New York. (Live) (CC) 4:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 2014 NFL Draft From Radio City Music Hall in New York. (Live) (CC)

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8:00 p.m. (38) SPIKE Bellator MMA Live The world’s top fighters take (28) part in this tournament. (Live)

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It’s Always Sunny in (6) Philadelphia Late Late Show/Craig (8) TMZ (N) ‘PG’ (9)

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Black Box “Who Are You?” Bickman operates on a celebrity. (N) ‘14’ American Family Guy Dad ‘14’ ‘14’

NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live)

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The Dr. Oz Show ‘PG’

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Food Paradise Latke and corned beef sandwich. ‘G’ Pawn Stars Pawn Stars ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Criminal Minds “25 to Life” A recently paroled man commits murder. ‘14’ House Hunt- Hunters Int’l ers ‘G’ Chopped “Momumental” ‘G’

Food Paradise Meals that are too hot to handle. ‘PG’ Pawn Stars Pawn Stars ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Criminal Minds “Corazon” Bizarre, ritualistic murders. ‘14’

Ghost Adventures A spirit of a killer. ‘PG’ Pawn Stars Pawn Stars ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Criminal Minds Rossi’s first wife shares shocking news. ‘14’ House Hunt- Hunters Int’l Property Brothers “Maria & ers ‘G’ Dave” ‘G’ Diners, Drive-Ins and Guy’s Grocery Games “Cart Dives ‘G’ Wars” ‘G’ American Greed “Murder in American Greed “Young Lust Memphis” Goes Bust” Geraldo at Large (N) ‘PG’ Red Eye

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Ghost Adventures ‘PG’

Pawn Stars Pawn Stars ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Criminal Minds “Epilogue” Bodies are found in a national forest. ‘14’ Property Brothers “James & David” ‘G’ Guy’s Grocery Games “Yes, Chefs Can” ‘G’ The Suze Orman Show ‘G’

Pawn Stars (:31) Pawn Stars ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Criminal Minds “Hope” A woman Garcia knows goes missing. ‘14’ House Hunters Renovation (N) ‘G’ Guy’s Grocery Games “Game Day Rush” ‘G’ American Greed

(:02) Pawn (:32) Pawn Stars ‘PG’ Stars ‘PG’ (:02) Criminal Minds Investigating an apparent mass suicide. ‘14’ House Hunt- Hunters Int’l ers ‘G’ Restaurant: Impossible “Meet the Impossible” ‘G’ Paid Program Paid Program

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May 4 - 10, 2014

Clarion TV

May 4 - 10, 2014

SUNDAY COMICS

Sunday, May 4, 2014

DILBERTÂ®/ by Scott Adams C

DOONESBURY/ by Garry Trudeau

SALLY FORTH/ by Francesco Marciuliano and Jim Keefe

MOTHER GOOSE AND GRIMM/ by Mike Peters

B.C./ by Mastroianni and Hart

ZIGGY/ by Tom Wilson

DENNIS THE MENACE/ by Hank Ketcham

MORT WALKERâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S BEETLE BAILEY/ by Mort, Greg & Brian Walker

MARVIN/ by Tom Armstrong

THE BORN LOSER by Art & Chip Sansom