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MAY 11, 2014 Soldotna-Kenai, Alaska

Vol. 44, Issue 189

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Fun for all ages Local moms propose “Kenai Enchanted Forest” at Municipal Park playground By DAN BALMER Peninsula Clarion

Addison, 3, and her baby brother Brayden Peterkin, 1, sat motionless on a swing set unable to push each other as their short legs dangled helplessly suspended four feet from the ground. After their mother Nicole Peterkin fastened them safely side-by-side in the swings, the two looked dazed and sleepy with their heads down. Meanwhile, about 16 children of varying ages ran around the sand, climbed and jumped on the multi-colored play area at Municipal Park on a sunny Thursday in the early evening – a peak time after school but before dinner time. Elementary school-aged girls swung around on the tire swing while a small group of younger boys and girls went down the red and yellow slides and jumped up and down on the bridge. The lack of a toddler play area at Municipal Park has caused a group of Kenai moms to take their young children to playgrounds in Nikiski and Soldotna, despite living minutes from the largest community park in town. Kenai resident Amber Every, 34, who has two kids, Gracee, 5, and Cooper, 4, has been actively involved with the City of Kenai Parks and Recreation commission on a proposal that would develop a new playground for children ages 2-5, and replace the aging 5-12 year-old playground equipment that is more than 20 years old. “We’re hoping to force the council to come up with a long term final vision because this is a neat location,” Amber Every said after she spoke at the Kenai City Council meeting on May 7. “We definitely need (a new playground) in our own city.” Along with her sister-in-law Kristin Every and friends Angie Cramer and Peterkin, Amber Every first approached the city about the need to upgrade equipment at Municipal Park last year. She said her hope is that the city will complete the park rather than add random play features that do not target

By RASHAH MCCHESNEY Peninsula Clarion

Photos by Dan Balmer/Peninsula Clarion

Above: Three girls swing while Cooper Every watches at Municipal Park Thursday. In the background, Amber and Kristen Every along with Angie Cramer and Nicole Peterkin watch. The foursome who call themselves the Kenai moms, have been active in developing a proposal with the City of Kenai Parks and Recreation commission for two new playgrounds for both younger and older kids. Below: Addison, 3, and Brayden, 1, Cramer on the swing set at Municipal Park. Their mother Angie Cramer is working with other moms from Kenai and the parks and recreation commission to develop new playground equipment for kids ages 2-5 with the hope the park could be completed next spring.

the specific age group that utilizes the park. She said the only equipment suitable for toddlers is the set of swings that seem out of place between the sandy playground area and the uneven grassy field. A ball wall situated on the paved path in close proximity to the restrooms also seems out of place, she said. “We have to get the kids outside and away from TV and put down electronics,” she said. “We’re constantly trying to get

our kids exercise playing outdoors in the nice weather.” The city council previously discussed the construction of a playground for 2-5 year-olds during a Feb. 5 meeting and gave direction to Kenai City Manager Rick Koch to select equipment for $50,000 with a total proposed budget of $120,000. In April, Koch presented a proposal to the parks and recreation commission for the recommendation of a conSee PLAY, page A-2

Teachers, family supported KPC graduates By KELLY SULLIVAN Peninsula Clarion

“That’s my daughter!” Mark Bevans shouted across the packed auditorium at Kenai Central High school as Kenai Peninsula College professor Henry Haney told Kristin Pruett she was one of the best students he’d ever taught. In the school courtyard after KPC’s 50th Graduation Cer-

emony, Pruett attributed her success to help from her two professors’, Haney and Jeffrey Laube, who now publicly recognized her persistence and drive to excel. On stage, Haney said Pruett would have received a perfect grade point average for her degree in Applied Science in Process Technology, had it not been for a few decade-old transfer grades.

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Teacher badly injured after suicide threat

Pruett said she had moved to Alaska for a fresh start, and began taking courses at KPC that would eventually help get a job in the oil and gas industry. Pruett quickly made school the central focus of her life on the Kenai Peninsula; often

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Jeffrey Smardo also watched his daughter, Naomi JaelSmardo, graduate, right after receiving his own diploma. Jael-Smardo was slated to walk across the stage first, but insisted her father switch spots with See KPC, page A-2

Reach Rashah McChesney at rashah.mcchesney@peninsulaclarion.com

Lack of fish prompts river clean-up By KELLY SULLIVAN Peninsula Clarion

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emailing and calling her teachers after hours for extra help. Pruett said she has an interview set up with Schlumberger, a leading supplier of technology for the oil and gas business. She is ready to start her new career immediately, she said.

A Nikiski MiddleSchool high school teacher who is being investigated by Alaska State Troopers on allegations of inappropriate behavior with a student, has been hospitalized with life-threatening wounds after he spoke of killing himself. His threats prompted two schools to go into lockdown Thursday as troopers tried to find him. The male teacher, whose name has yet to be released, threatened to kill himself after Kenai Peninsula Borough School district administrators contacted the troopers to investigate the allegations against him Thursday. He was later found Friday, in his vehicle, near mile 15 of the Kenai Spur Highway with what trooper spokesperson Megan Peters said were lifethreatening injuries. It is unclear if the man’s injuries were self-inflicted, wrote trooper spokesperson Beth Ipsen in a Friday email. He was taken, via ambulance, to a hospital for treatment, according to a school district media release, however his condition is unknown and a person who answered the phone at Central Peninsula Hospital said it was against the organization’s policy to release names. Beth Ipsen, spokesperson for the Alaska State Troopers wrote in an email Friday that it is unclear if the man inflicted the injuries upon himself. The troopers will not release his name as he is not in custody and the school district will not release his name, citing personnel reasons. The teacher has been placed on administrative leave, said school district spokesperson Pegge Erkeneff.

The rows of fishing poles will be absent from at the spring “Take a Kid Fishing” day. In its place will be the first “Kenai River Clean-Up Day.” Hundreds of students will be scrambling across the river’s banks to collect pieces of exposed trash, May 16, on the Kenai River. With the closure of fishing for king salmon on the Kenai River, Mark Glassmaker, owner of Alaska Fishing with Mark

culminating in day long celebrations involvement in restoring green spaces.

‘It’s non-consumptive. It is something we can give back to the river, even though it will only put a dent in many miles of Increasing efforts river.’ Glassmaker will be organiz Glassmaker, wanted to make sure local students could still spend a day on the water. “It is non-consumptive,” Glassmaker said. “It is something we can give back to the C

ing a team to take more than

Mark Glassmaker 200 kids from Redoubt Eleowner, Alaska Fishing mentary, Soldotna Montessori, river, even though it will only put a dent in many miles of river.” Week long cleanup efforts will take place across the com Soldotna, Kenai and Nikiski

Sterling Elementary and Connections Home-school Program down to areas in Swiftwater Park, Centennial Park and the Izaak Walton State Recreation Site to search for accumulated See RIVER, page A-2

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garbage. The event is just one piece of the week long “Kenai River Spring Cleanup!” Soldotna Mayor Nels Anderson signed a proclamation designating the week of May 11-17 a community-wide effort to clear up litter lining the shore of the Kenai River. Soldotna Parks and Recreation Director Andrew Carmichael’s advocacy spawned the effort for a week long cleanup. He said Anderson’s endorsement illustrates the relevancy and immediacy of dedicating time to clean up the river. Soldotna City Council member Keith Baxter said almost everyone in the community is dependent on the river. Participants can pick up garbage bags and river trash “bag tags,” which will indicate a bag is eligible for competition, at the Soldotna Chamber of Commerce and Visitor Center any time before or during the week and start their own collections, Baxter said. A celebration of the week’s activities will take place on May 17 at Soldotna Creek Park, Baxter said. Prizes will be given to the teams and individuals who manage to compile the biggest hoards, to be determined at an official weigh-in. Donations for prizes came

from more than 35 local businesses and organizations, Glassmaker said. Glassmaker’s company, and Alaska West Air will be donating a private fishing tour. Litter, cans, bottles, tires, fishing line, plastic and scrap lumber are the some of the items considered to be trash by the Alaska State Parks, who provided cleanup tips for the event.

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can be left on the side of the road for pickup.

Community responsibility A community-wide effort is necessary to really take care of all the built-up trash from the winter season said City of Kenai Parks and Recreation Department Director Bob Frates. The pile-up is the intentional and unintentional result of improperly disposing of waste, he said. This year the City of Kenai is collaborating with the Kenai Chamber of Commerce and the Kenai Visitors Center to make bags and pickups easily accessible for community members who join in the effort, Frates said. Between May 12 and 18, yellow trash bags can be picked up at the visitors center, and once filled, left on the side of the road, where they will be picked up by the city, Frates said. On, May 17 the Kenai Lions Club will be hosting a barbecue between 11:30 a.m. and 2:30 p.m. where children who took part in the cleanup can enter to win a bicycle. “It’s too much trash for anyone person or group to clean up,” Frates said. For those who don’t know where to start he recommends searching any park or green strip in the city.

Cleanup efforts in Nikiski now involve three generations of family members, said Audrey Johnson, member of the Nikiski Community Council. For more than three decades, Johnson has witnessed and help organize beautification projects every May in the community. Last year 223 people turned out for the city’s annual cleanup day. “One yellow bag contains between 20 to 25 pounds of garbage,” Johnson said. In years past the retrieved garbage has totaled up to 26,000 pounds, Johnson said. Nikiski’s day long cleanup and subsequent barbecue will start at 10 a.m., May 17, outside the Nikiski Recreation Center and the Nikiski Pool on Poolside Avenue. Trash bags for the can be picked up at the Nikiski Post Office before May 13, or Kelly Sullivan can be throughout the official cleanup reached at kelly.sullivan@penday. When filled, trash bags insulaclarion.com.

Photo by Dan Balmer/Peninsula Clarion

Four children ages play on equipment intended for the 5-12 age group at Municipal Park Thursday. The equipment is more than 20 years old and the City of Kenai is considering a proposal to add playground equipment for ages 2-5 while also replacing the older playground.

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tract awarded to Sitelines Parks and Playground Products for three sets of equipment that would cost $40,000, not including installation. Meanwhile, the group of Kenai moms met at Amber Every’s house one night in early spring planned options for an enclosed toddler play area and new 5-12 age playground. The group attended the parks and recreation work session on April 15 and shared two proposals. The preferred option A, named “Kenai Enchanted Forest” has 10 pieces of equipment , a sound station, natural discovery play house, arch swing, seesaw, merry go-round and several other features with a projected cost of more than $91,000, shipping and installation included. Amber Every said the moms that frequent multiple parks in the central peninsula were well attuned to facility needs. Parks in Homer, Seward as well as Soldotna Creek Park and Farnsworth Park all have unique themes, she said. “We knew what we wanted and what our kids would use,” she said. “We also had to be budget conscience and took the $50,000 into consideration. Our hope was to find pieces to blend all age groups, not just ages 2-5. We felt the green color theme forest would match the parks location (surrounded by trees.)” Kenai Parks and Recreation commission members All Hull and Ryan Tunseth presented the “Enchanted Forest” plan to the city council on April 16 and at a May 1 commission meeting, passed a resolution in support of the proposal. Tunseth said he felt the moms’ plan was the best

going forward because it would complete the park and replace the older equipment. “Rather than do the toddler portion now and have to finish the 5-12 year-old playground a year later, while we are there doing site work it makes sense to get it all done at once,” he said. “Then we can focus our time and energy on other parks that need attention.” During his report at the May 7 council meeting, Koch asked the council for direction on how to proceed with Municipal Park after the parks and recreation commission passed the resolution. After 45 minutes of discussion, all the council members agreed to take a step back from administration’s original plans, gather more information from the public through another work session and come up with a solution to complete the park that would benefit all residents. Council member Terry Bookey, council member and parks and recreation council liaison, said up until May 7, he had a completely different vision for Municipal Park. After hearing from Amber Every, Bookey said it would be wise to take a step back and hold another work session to ensure the public is involved in the process before the city moves forward. Koch estimated if the city proceeded with option A, it would cost upwards of $200,000 with an estimated installation time in the spring of 2015. Ordering equipment would take about seven weeks, assuming money could be set aside in the fiscal year 2015 budget. Right now the city doesn’t have any money set aside for new playground equipment so the earliest the park could be completed would be next spring, he said. “Administration will handle the (Municipal Park) project

from here on out,” Koch said. “We worked on one plan for seven months and now everyone has fallen in love with (the Enchanted Forest).” Council member Ryan Marquis said the council was fortunate to get input from people who use the park before they made a decision. “What we’re looking at didn’t really reflect the needs of the people that use the park,” he said. “It makes sense to hold off until construction season 2015 and make sure what we put in there is something that doesn’t surprise everyone and has the best amount of buy in.” Kenai Mayor Pat Porter said she likes the from the moms’ plan and said she will work with council member Tim Navarre to seek out partnerships from corporations and local businesses in the area to help finance the playground upgrades. “We are concentrating on Municipal Park to make that a park everyone wants to go to and has more equipment than any of our others neighborhood parks,” she said. “I would like to see us do what other communities in Nikiski and Soldotna have done; start with a park and finish it. We live in a great community with great support. Hopefully we can come up with a playground everyone will love.” Amber Every said her friends and family still frequent Municipal Park and every year hold an Easter egg hunt there as well as utilize the space for barbecues. She said she thinks the council is moving in the right direction. “I would like to see a clean, simple neighborhood park with a cohesive plan,” she said. “Let’s get the ball rolling.” Reach Dan Balmer at dan. balmer@peninsulaclarion.com C

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her. With 11 children, and work as a full-time paramedic and firefighter in Nikiski, Smardo only had time for just one class a semester. In a few years he will retire and said he would like to teach on the Kenai Peninsula. “Naomi put so much into college,” he said. Jael-Smardo said she plans to continue her education at KPC until she is forced to move on, then she will pursue a career in dentistry, she said. “I never want to leave,” JaelSmardo said. She, too, credited her staff as major factors in her

positive experience. When Mathematics professor’s Bettie Wallace and Clair Kochis saw Jael-Smardo struggling with the subject, they approached her and urged her on. The investment of the staff in their students is astonishing, Jael-Smardo said. Kimberly Rudge-Karic’s 91-year-old mother made the trip from San Diego to watch her daughter graduate that evening. Rudge-Karic started taking classes at KPC in 1984. At the end of the upcoming fishing season Rudge-Karic plans to make the leap to biologist after being a fisheries technologist 3 for the Alaska Department of Fish and Game for three decades. “I completed a life goal of

mine,” Rudge-Karic said. Jimmy Andrews received a bachelor’s in Liberal Studies, after dedicating the last seven years of his life to his education. “Whew!” Andrews said. “It’s been a long haul!” Andrews will be the first in his family to be getting a degree. It is a great feeling, he said. The reception cleared out, and volunteers began to pack up the leftover food and decorations. Andrews grabbed both hands with his daughter Janeva Andrews and slowly twirled with her to the last song playing in the hall. Kelly Sullivan can be reached at kelly.sullivan@peninsulaclarion.com

Kenai Peninsula College degree and GED holders Associate of Arts Tyler Bo Ansel Kaitlyn R Barkman Jesse David Bolt Analiza G Carver Karman F Classen Rachel A Coe Emil L Danielson Shady L Demoss Robert E Eagan III Paul Leo Eneboe III Robert K Forstner Savannah J Griffel Corrie A Haigh Diana Rose Hunter Monica K Hutchison Aaron C Julien Colleen M Lester Christine L Link Tayler Sierra Matthews Robin A Mayer Kane M McCaughey Katie M Moon Kathi Anne Overpeck Tanner Blackledge Penrod Grace Lyn Prentice Jason A Ramirez Patricia M Rich Samuel J Satathite Scott Harper Sellers Vera L Simmonds Naomi Jael Smardo Alexander L Springer Alex Rondale Story Dylon S Story Lauren E Taurianen Ashley R Thornton Frieda L Ware

Victoria Lynn Weakland Scott Bradley Williamson

Associate of Applied Science Computer and Information Office Systems

Nancy Henning

Digital Art

Jessica R Gonzalez Aaron D Gordon Alisah Abigail Kress Jeanette Lynn Rogers

General Business

Benjamin Richard Baldwin Theresa J Cross Holly M Curry Donna J Handley Mariah A Henson Tiffany Liane Holly Jessica Lea Samskar Shawna D Sanders Maria Sweppy Rosemary E Theisen Rachel D Walker

Occupational Safety and Health

Kristen Andrea Bush Britt’Nee Cisneros Rick Cornejo Rondalynne D Fields Mark Wolf Finstrom Paul H Janis Erin Rae Keith David M Kennedy Zachary Johnson Korsmo Ronald B Larsen Rachelle I McAlexander Ronald J McKinley Michael P Morris Sydney M Olson Jeaneth O’Toole Justine E Reese Michelle Stewart Lora Yvonne Watson Richard Worthington Lauren A Zink

Paramedical Technology

Andrew J Breitbeil Matthew Joseph Deatherage Lillian A Hottmann Christopher M Russell Jeffrey Allen Smardo Eric J Taylor

Process Instrumentation

Daniel W Foust Jesse L Hostetter See KPC, page A-11 C

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Obituary Peter E. Larson Peter Ellsworth Larson, 73, of Homer, died surrounded by his family Monday, January 20, 2014. A celebration of life will be held Saturday, May 31, 2014 at 1:30 p.m. in Homer High School Mariner Theater to commemorate Peter’s life with community and family. In lieu of flowers, donations can be made to Hospice of Homer, Homer K-Bay Rotary, or Center for Alaskan Coastal Studies. Born to Pearl and Arnold Larson in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, February 10, 1940, he grew up and graduated from high school in Mandan, North Dakota in 1958. Peter attended college and received a BS in education from Dickinson State University in 1963 and taught mathematics one year in Bismarck High School. Subsequently he served in the United States Air Force as navigator/electronic warfare officer on the B-52 Stratofortress. Peter loved to fly and eventually earned his commercial pilot’s license. Peter married Florence Putnam in 1968 and together they moved to Alaska in 1969. Peter’s education culminated in a PhD in curriculum and instruction from the University of Oregon, Eugene. He served on staff at the University of Alaska, Fairbanks for a year and in the Kenai Peninsula schools for nearly 20 years retiring in 1990, after which he was an administrator in international schools in Indonesia, Singapore and Malaysia until 1998. Peter read continually throughout his life, never stopped his quest of technology after his Air Force days and loved to sing. We will miss his beautiful voice! He was a communityminded person and loved volunteer work whether it was his cherished Rotary or helping others in any way. A people person he was to the end, never lost his sense of humor and his gentle gratitude for others. Throughout his life Peter was involved in many community organizations including Hospice of Homer, Rotary, Center for Alaskan Coastal Studies, the Kenai Peninsula Orchestra/ Choir and AFS. Peter is survived by his wife Flo Larson, mother Pearl Larson, sons Erik and Bjorn Larson, daughter-in-law Sasha Raupp, grandsons Phinneaus (Finn) and Ignatius (Iggy), brothers David and Mark Larson, sisters Karen Syvrud and Susan Larson and many nieces and nephews.

Wayne Gorup Sterling resident Wayne Gorup, 64, died Monday, January 6, 2014 at his home in Sterling. A celebration of his life will be held 2:00 p.m. Thursday, May 15, 2014 at Wayne’s home in Sterling.

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For more information, email jwoodring@alaska.net or call 907-235-9344. A website will be available soon. Learn about the food and medicinal properties of beach Caregiver Support to discuss blood pressure plants with the Homer Native Plant Society field trip. On May 24, at 1 p.m., at the Bishop’s Beach shelter in Homer, Nancy The next Caregiver Support meeting is Tuesday, May 13 Lee Evans will lead a short walk on the beach to discover nafrom 1-3 p.m. at the Soldotna Senior Center. A video and tive plants. disscusion on the topic, “Understanding Your Blood Pressure Condition,” on how to bring your home BP monitor and we’ll Hospital service area help you use it correctly. Come share your experiences with other caregivers. Let us take care of you so you can take care board meeting cancelled of your loved ones. For more information call Shelley at 907The regularly scheduled meeting of the Central Kenai Pen262-1280. insula Hospital Service Area Board on May 12 has been can-

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celled. The next regularly scheduled meeting will be on June 9 at 5:30 p.m.

Kenaitze early childhood program accepting applications The Kenaitze Indian Tribe’s Early Childhood Center is currently accepting applications for the 2014-2015 school year. The program serves families from many different backgrounds; Native and Non-Native, low income or not, and children with disabilities. Children must be 3 or 4 years old by September 1, 2014 to be age eligible. The No-Fee program operates Monday-Thursday, 8:00-12:30 or 8:30-1:00 depending on the class. For more information or to schedule a school tour, please call the school’s main line at 907-335-7260 or Sasha Fallon, Community Partnership Coordinator, at 907335-7259.

Race to benefit Relay for Life Relay for Life of the Central Peninsula will hold a fundraiser 5-kilometer fun run/walk at 11 a.m. May 24 at the Wolverine Trailhead of Tsalteshi Trails (off Kalifornsky Beach Road in Soldotna). Online registration is available through May 23 at www.tsalteshi.org. Cost is $25 for adults and $15 for students, with a $5 discount for Tsalteshi Trails Association members (use code TTAMEMBER). Race day registration will be available at 10 a.m. at the trailhead, for an additional $5. Bib pickup is at the trailhead beginning at 10 a.m.

Native plant society planning events Learn more about Alaska’s native plants with the Homer Native Plant Society. The group’s first public meeting takes place on Thursday, May 15, at 6:30 p.m. at the Center for Alaskan Coastal Studies to discuss summer field trips for 2014 and share the resources you can use to learn about Alaska’s flora and fauna.

The Nikiski Community Council will hold its next meeting on Monday at 7:00 p.m. at the old Nikiski Senior Center on Island Lake Road. Representatives with the group Paragon Partners will be in attendance to give a brief public announcement about their progress and intentions in regard to the potential LNG plant. As always, this meeting is open to the public and community members are encouraged to attend. If you have any questions contact Darcy at dmccaughey@hotmail.com.

Roller derby team to host carnival A carnival for kids will be held at the Kenai Elks Lodge from noon to 5 p.m. on May 18. The event will feature a petting zoo, raffle, pie toss, arts and crafts, games for kids of all ages, face painting, and more. Tickets are 25 cents a piece, or purchase 5 tickets for $1. A portion of the proceeds will be donated to a local non-profit. Come on down to have some family fun and support your local women’s flat track roller derby team.

Caregiver Support to discuss blood pressure The next Caregiver Support meeting is Tuesday, May 13 from 1-3 p.m. at the Soldotna Senior Center. A video and disscusion on the topic, “Understanding Your Blood Pressure Condition,” on how to bring your home BP monitor and we’ll help you use it correctly. Come share your experiences with other caregivers. Let us take care of you so you can take care of your loved ones. For more information call Shelley at 907262-1280. Submit announcements to news@peninsulaclarion.com. Kenai Spur Highway, Unit 71, Kenai.

Community Calendar Today 8 a.m. • Alcoholics Anonymous As Bill Sees It Group, 11312 Kenai Spur Highway Unit 71 (Old Carrs Mall). Call 398-9440. 4 p.m. • Narcotics Anonymous support group “Twisted Sisters” (women’s meeting) at URS Club, 11312 Kenai Spur Highway, Unit 71, Kenai. 7 p.m. • Alcoholics Anonymous Freedom Group meets at the Soldotna United Methodist Church, 158 S. Binkley, Soldotna.

Nikiski Community Council to hear about LNG

8 p.m. • Narcotics Anonymous support group “This One” (men’s meeting) at URS Club, 11312

The Community Calendar lists recurring events and meetings of local organizations. To have your event listed, email organiza-

tion name, day or days of meeting, time of meeting, place, and a contact phone number to news@ peninsulaclarion.com.

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Remember to call Mom today Don’t forget to call your mom.

Do it. Pick up the phone and call her right now. Don’t text, don’t email her. Call her. Let her hear and revel in your voice. We take them for granted, our mothers. They’re always there for us and, while they are not perfect, their love is usually about as close to perfect as you’ll ever see. Likely, your mother spent her days watching you and her nights worrying over you while you blissfully learned and grew without a care in the world. That’s their job and they are almost universally appreciated for it. Everyone from George Washington to Jay-Z attributes their successes in life, at least in part, to their mothers and we’d like to do the same today. We appreciate our mothers for teaching us how to make a home, how to love one another and what it means to be human. We love our mothers for their faith and unwavering devotion in our abilities, even when others couldn’t see them. Our mother’s tell us that we’re the coolest kids on the block. Our mothers read our stories in the paper, mark them up with red pen and send them back to us. Our mothers call us when an earthquake happened somewhere 1,000 miles from here, just to make sure everything is alright. Our mothers fed our goldfish, hamsters and rabbits — even though we said we’d take care of that. Mostly, our mothers loved us. They held us when we cried, argued with us when we made stupid decisions and angered us when they were overprotective. Very few emotions come close to the depth and breadth of the way we feel about the women who brought us into the world. We’re sure you can think of several nice things to say to your own mother as well — so get to it. But, just in case you have trouble coming up with a message we’ll leave you with the words of one of the most famous gangsta rappers of all time, Tupac Shakur. “I finally understand / for a woman it ain’t easy tryin’ to raise a man / You always was committed / A poor single mother on welfare, tell me how ya did it / There’s no way I can pay you back / But the plan is to show you that I understand / You are appreciated.”

Court rules on public prayer

Ever since the Supreme Court ruled organized prayer and Bible study in public schools unconstitutional in the early 1960s, conservative Christians have been trying to re-enter the secular arena. Take Lemon v. Kurtzman (1971). The case, The New York Times wrote last year, “...challenged a 1968 Pennsylvania law that reimbursed religious schools for some expenses, including teachers’ salaries and textbooks, so long as they related to instruction on secular subjects also taught in the public schools. Chief Justice Warren E. Burger ... said the law violated the First Amendment’s prohibition of government establishment of religion. The ruling set out what came to be known as the Lemon test, which requires courts to consider whether the challenged government practice has a secular purpose, whether its primary effect is to advance or inhibit religion, and whether it fosters excessive government entanglement with religion.” Monday’s 5-4 ruling by the Court upholding prayer at government meetings may have stretched the Lemon test. Writing for the majority, Justice Anthony Kennedy said the prayers offered at a town council meeting in Greece, New York, are ceremonial and in keeping with the nation’s traditions. If prayer is largely “ceremonial” and “traditional” then it has lost all meaning. One might as well chant “2-4-6-8 who do we appreciate!” Since 1999, the Greece town council has opened a majority of their meetings with Christian prayers. Two people recent“I believe that the kidnap of these girls will be the beginning of ly complained about the sectarian nature of the prayers and filed a lawsuit. In response, the end of terror in Nigeria.” — Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan on the Islamic extremist group Boko Haram, which is holding 276 schoolgirls captive in the northeast.

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the town council began inviting members of other faiths to pray. These included a Jewish layman, a Wiccan priestess and the chairman of the local Baha’i congregation. Each faith has a different, even Cal Thomas competing concept of God, which dilutes, at least for Christians, the purpose of praying before council meetings. This case reinforces what the Founders had in mind when they wrote the First Amendment. Having experienced the negative effects on religion from a state church in England, they sought to prevent government from meddling in religion in America. They struck a brilliant balance in the establishment and free exercise clauses. Government would not establish a state church and believers (and nonbelievers) could freely exercise their personal faith (or lack thereof). When the state defines what constitutes legitimate religion, the free exercise of faith suffers and the government violates the establishment clause by defining legitimate religious practice. Just ask Hobby Lobby President Steve Green, who challenged the Affordable Care Act’s stipulation that he offer emergency contraceptives as part of his employees’ health benefits, abortion being contrary to his religious beliefs. The Greece town council, apparently more interested in seeking approval from the state than from God, was willing to water down its prayers in order to maintain

a “tradition” and win Supreme Court approval. Why not just pray “to whom it may concern”? Justices tried to draw distinctions between the prayers said before opening sessions of Congress (OK because Congress gets to make its own rules and Members are free to join in, or not), and a Christian prayer uttered at a public high school graduation (ruled unconstitutional in 1992). There is nothing to prevent and much to recommend elected officials praying in private before a meeting. If the intent is to seek God and His direction, that is the proper way to do it, according to no less an authority than Jesus of Nazareth, who said: “But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.” (Matthew 6:6) Jesus also rebuked the Pharisees when He said in verse 5 of the same chapter: “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.” While public prayers may be constitutionally acceptable, according to the 5-4 majority, there is a Higher Power that takes a dimmer view of them. God save (and put some common sense into) this honorable court and town councils everywhere. Maybe we should pray, privately, toward that end. Readers may email Cal Thomas at tcaeditors@tribune.com.

Dems handing over the issues

“This is an unconstitutional attempt to narrow the definition of equality. The exclusion of a minority for no rational reason is a The Democrats are doing what they do dangerous precedent.” best. Once again, they’re handing issues — Pulaski County Circuit Judge Chris Piazza after to the Republicans. It’s their specialty. Of he struck down Arkansas’ ban on same-sex marriage. course, there’s Obamacare. By now, the constant efforts to repeal the Affordable Care Act should have become an embarrassment to the GOP. True, the Affordable Care Act lately has had a string of successes, the most recent one being an announceE-mail: ment from insurance companies that the news@peninsulaclarion.com vast majority of the higher-than-expected Write: Fax: number of signer-uppers have paid their Peninsula Clarion 907-283-3299 first month’s premium. P.O. Box 3009 Questions? Call: That, as Vice President Joe Biden kinda Kenai, AK 99611 907-283-7551 said, is a big freakin’ deal. However, no matter how many BFDs they get, it will The Peninsula Clarion welcomes letters and attempts to take a long time for the Democrats to overpublish all those received, subject to a few guidelines: come the mortifying startup, which was n All letters must include the writer’s name, phone numthe result of ridiculously bad management. ber and address. It haunts them to this day, and more imporn Letters are limited to 500 words and may be edited to tantly, will haunt them till Election Day. fit available space. Letters are run in the order they are But the Obama peeps are always lookreceived. ing for targets of opportunity to wildly n Letters addressed specifically to another person will not miss. We had reached the point where conbe printed. sistent hammering over the tragic events n Letters that, in the editor’s judgment, are libelous will in Benghazi on Sept. 11, 2012, were benot be printed. ing perceived as cynical attempts by the n The editor also may exclude letters that are untimely or Republicans to exploit the deaths of U.S. irrelevant to the public interest. Ambassador Christopher Stevens and othn Short, topical poetry should be submitted to Poet’s Corers who were murdered by terrorists while ner and will not be printed on the Opinion page. traveling with minimal protection to U.S. n Submissions from other publications will not be printed. facilities and, obviously they want to stick n Applause letters should recognize public-spirited serit to former Secretary of State Hillary Clinvice and contributions. Personal thank-you notes will not ton as she prepares for her coronation as be published. Democratic presidential nominee.

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Furthermore, GOP efforts to characterize the public response by the president and his top national-security officials as a cover-up had been discredited by the exaggerations and outright lies of the main inquisitor Bob Franken Darrell Issa, chairman of the House Committee on Oversight and Reform. Once again, further information has been disclosed that breathes new life into incendiary charges that indeed the president’s top aides were mostly interested in protecting the president’s image as we approached Election Day. Thanks to relentless efforts by the gadfly group Judicial Watch, the White House was forced to reveal a ton of documents. Included was an email from Deputy National Security Adviser Ben Rhodes laying out talking points about the disaster, which sought to minimize the foul-ups that contributed to the murder of Stevens and those with him. Worst of all, from a political point of view, was the fact that the email had not been included in the material demanded by congressional committees. Was that a cover-up? Republican leaders said it was, and once again the Obama forces had revived a nearly dead issue.

So Republicans pounced. Not only have they rammed through the House the creation of a new select committee that will focus on nothing but what we’re calling “Benghazigate,” but they are shouting from the rooftops (or in Congress I guess it’s the Capitol dome top) about the president’s disregard for the law. Their screams are one big “I told you so!” Still again, the Obamites are doing everything in their power to help out their enemies. Meanwhile, the Republicans seem to have learned a big lesson in how to avoid forfeiting the game. In primary after primary, the less extreme, more establishment candidate has won, meaning that in the battle for control of Congress, the Democrats won’t have a totally goofy opponent. The D’s managed to hold on to the Senate till now, because the hordes of R’s on the fringes had overrun the middle. But now, the big business interests have flooded the primaries with money and driven out the far-out. If they continue, they have a really good chance of turning the entire Hill into an anti-Obama fortress. That could make the last two years of the Obama presidency a last gasp. Republicans will have new power to flog Barack Obama, and to a large degree his forces will have handed them the weapons to do it. Bob Franken is a longtime broadcast journalist, including 20 years at CNN.

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UAA student develops Yup’ik spellchecker app Designer hopes software can be used in villages and classrooms around the state CHARLES ENOCH KYUK Radio

BETHEL, Alaska (AP) — A student at the University of Alaska in Anchorage has created software that can spellcheck the Yup’ik language. Yup’ik language experts are excited about the possibilities even though the designer is not a fluent speaker. Early this month at the ConocoPhillips Integrated Science Building in Anchorage Eric Steven Evon Wassilie Somerville presented a model for Yup’ik spellchecking software. For someone who hasn’t studied computer science his model would be useless but by reaching the “proof of concept” phase, as it’s called by designers, Somerville has overcome an important hurdle. “It’s not perfect, but I’ve shown that it can be done,” says Somerville. Creating the software had many challenges, especially for someone who does not consider himself fluent in the Yup’ik language. “I’m trying to understand the Yup’ik language and I’m trying to translate it in my head in order to get enough

understanding in order to then teach it to a computer,” explains Somerville. He says for someone who already speaks the language building a word becomes automatic, but for a computer each step must be programmed. One of the biggest challenges according to Sommerville is “Finding a way to account for what professors over here like to call morphophonological magic.” A whole English sentence can be contained in just one Yupik word, but because of morphophonological magic changing just one syllable will change the entire meaning of that word. Learning those rules is complicated. Fortunately for Sommerville linguists before him have been working on deciphering those words. Early efforts were made to translate the bible. Then half a century ago American and Japanese linguists advanced written translation, “Linguists got together in the 60’s with UAA employees and students to make a better written form for Yup’ik. They kept working at it till it got bet-

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Down and dirty Blair Martin, owner of Diamond M Ranch, teaches a class on composting for the Gardening Club’s Workshop Weekend, Saturday, May 10, on Kalifornsky Beach Road.

ter,” says UAA Yup’ik professor Marie Meade. Then in the 1980’s Steven Jacobson created a complete breakdown of the Yup’ik language. His books and dictionaries are still considered the authority on the language. Sommerville says he relied on that to build his software.

Meade says the integration of Jacobson’s work with Sommerville’s software could be an important advancement. “It should be good for people who use the language if it’s done right. It should assist Yup’ik teachers in teaching proper grammar,” says Meade. But before that happens

Sommerville has a ways to go. He envisions many possibilities for the spellcheker once it’s completed. He’d like to see it in common word processing programs like Microsoft Word. Other possibilities include a smartphone app or website that could provide immediate translations. It’s not clear how long

that will take. Sommerville says he’ll be looking for grant funding to complete the spell checker. But if the app comes out don’t expect it to turn you into a Yup’ik speaker immediately. Meade says there’s no app for that. “You can’t learn Yup’ik in one try, you have to keep practicing.”

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Arkansas issues same-sex marriage licenses CHRISTINA HUYNH Associated Press

EUREKA SPRINGS, Ark. (AP) — Gay marriage arrived in the Bible Belt on Saturday, beginning with two women who had traveled overnight to ensure they’d be first in line. “Thank God,” Jennifer Rambo said after Carroll County Deputy Clerk Jane Osborn issued a marriage license to her and Kristin Seaton, a former volleyball player at the University of Arkansas. The Fort Smith couple wed moments later on a sidewalk near the courthouse; the officiant wore a rainbow-colored dress. In total, 15 licenses were issued for same-sex couples in northwest Arkansas’ Carroll County, Osborn said. Pulaski County Circuit Judge Chris Piazza paved the way Friday with a ruling that removed a 10-year-old barrier, saying a constitutional amendment overwhelmingly passed by voters in 2004 banning gay marriage was “an unconstitutional attempt to narrow the definition of equal-

ity.” Piazza’s ruling also overturned a 1997 state law banning gay marriage. But because Piazza didn’t issue a stay, Arkansas’ 75 county clerks were left to decide for themselves whether to grant marriage licenses. Rambo, 26, and Seaton, 27, were the first gay couple to be legally married. They arrived about 2 a.m., slept in a Ford Focus and awoke every half-hour to make sure no one else would take a spot at the head of the line. As dawn came, no one was certain any clerk would issue a marriage license to a same-sex couple. Initially, deputy clerk Lana Gordon said she wasn’t sure she had the authority and shooed people from her office. “We just walked out of here crying,” Rambo said. When Osborn intervened, other same-sex couples let Rambo and Seaton return to their place in line. “And some of these people here have been waiting 50 years and they still instructed us to come up front,” Rambo said.

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Kristin Seaton, center, of Jacksonville, Ark., holds up her marriage license as she leaves the Carroll County Courthouse in Eureka Springs, Ark., with her partner, Jennifer Rambo, left, of Fort Smith, Ark. Saturday, in Eureka Springs, Ark. Rambo and Seaton were the first same-sex couple to be granted a marriage license in Eureka Springs after a judge overturned Amendment 83, which banned same-sex marriage in the state of Arkansas.

Carroll County was believed to be the only county that issued marriage licenses on Saturday. Several were open for early primary-election voting but staffers said they were not prepared

Farmer locked in battle with union

to issue marriage licenses. Piazza’s lack of a stay caused confusion among county clerks, Association of Arkansas Counties executive director Chris Villines said.

a labor contract. The ballots, still uncounted by state officials and locked in a safe, sit at the center of a dispute between the union launched by iconic farm labor leader Cesar Chavez and Gerawan Farming, Inc., which hires more than 5,000 workers annually to tend and harvest nectarines, peaches and plums. Chavez has long since passed away, but the UFW’s fight to get SCOTT SMITH workers at Gerawan a union-negotiated contract goes on, moving Associated Press from the farm’s vast orchards in Central California to courtrooms amid accusations of broken labor laws and intimidation tactics. In California, the nation’s most productive agricultural region, SANGER, Calif. (AP) — Six months ago, workers at one of the largest fruit farms in the U.S. went to the ballot box to de- unions over decades have won more than 750 elections to reprecide if they would continue to be represented by the United Farm sent workers, said Philip Martin, a farm labor expert at the UniWorkers, which won that right two decades ago but never forged

“The court didn’t give us any time to get the kinks worked out,” Villines said. Villines said after a conference call with county clerks from around the state he wasn’t sure how many counties would being issuing same-sex marriage licenses Monday. Villines said county officials around the state were dismayed with the timing of Piazza’s decision and that he didn’t stay the ruling. Jason Owens, an attorney for four of the six counties named in the lawsuit over the gay marriage ban, said he’ll ask Piazza on Monday for guidance on how to proceed. “My clients want to follow the law. We just want to know what the law is, essentially,” Owens said. Attorney General Dustin McDaniel said he would appeal the ruling and asked it be suspended during that process. No appeal had been filed as of Saturday evening. The U.S. Supreme Court last year ruled that a law forbidding the federal government from recognizing same-sex marriages was unconstitutional.

Using language similar to that from the Supreme Court, state and federal judges nationwide have struck down other samesex marriage bans — ruling against bans in Michigan, Oklahoma, Utah, Virginia and Texas, and ordering Kentucky, Ohio and Tennessee to recognize same-sex marriages from other states. Arkansas’ amendment was passed in 2004 with the overwhelming support of Arkansas voters. Jerry Cox, president of the Arkansas Family Council, which promoted Arkansas’ ban, said Piazza’s decision to not suspend his ruling will create confusion if a stay is issued. “Are these people married? Are they unmarried?” Cox said. “Judge Piazza did a tremendous disservice to the people of Arkansas by leaving this in limbo.” Arkansas’ ruling came a week after McDaniel became the first statewide elected official to announce he personally supports gay marriage rights, but would continue to defend the state’s ban in court.

versity of California, Davis. But that never resulted in more than 350 negotiated contracts, so Martin said another 400 farms may find themselves in the same position as Gerawan. In the South, such as North Carolina, a few farms and food processors have recently unionized, said David Zonderman, a labor historian at North Carolina State University, adding that the region still remains at the bottom of national rankings for organized labor. “It can be Michigan, Main, North Carolina or Northern California,” Zonderman said. “Organizing farm workers is very, very See UNION, page A-7

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9/11 remains returned to World Trade Center members who say the remains should be stored in an aboveground monument separate from the museum protested the procession. About a dozen wore black bands over their mouths at the site Saturday. “It’s horrible. I am so angry. I am so angry. I am outraged,” said Sally Regenhard, whose firefighter son was killed at the trade center. “The human remains of my son and all of the 3,000 victims should be in a beautiful and respectful memorial, not in the basement of a museum,” she said. Rosemary Cain, who also lost her firefighter son at the trade center, was also upset about the transfer. “I don’t know how much of him is down here; if it’s one little inch, I want it treated respectfully,” she said. “I want it above ground. I don’t want it to be part of a museum. I don’t want it to be part of a freak show.” Other family members support the plans, which have been in the works for years. Lisa Vu-

kaj, who lost her 26-year-old brother, said the new home for the remains is “a fitting place until technology advances” and new techniques are available to identify their loved ones. Vukaj, who got emotional as the flag-draped caskets were taken inside the center, said she didn’t like that some victims’ relatives turned what should have been a solemn event into “a political thing.” “Just come in, pay your respects, be here, have your emotions and don’t make it political,” she said. Uniformed officers from the New York Police Department and Fire Department of New York and the Port Authority police carried the three caskets into the repository. The facility will be available for family visits but will be overseen by the medical examiner. Officials hope that improvements in technology will eventually lead to the identification of the 7,930 fragmentary remains. The death toll stemming from the attacks at the World

said the union and a runaway state labor board are in collusion, using what he considers to Continued from page A-6 be an unconstitutional state law to take control of his business and rob his workers of their difficult.” choice of whether to be repreDan Gerawan, who runs the sented. family business in Central CaliGerawan said the UFW fornia and claims it pays the turned its back on the workhighest wages in the industry,

ers for 20 years, until recently returning out of nowhere. “There’s no longer peace in the fields,” he said. “What was our sin that justifies this?” UFW’s National Vice President Armando Elenes said farm workers need protection today more than ever from abuses such as low wages, exposure to

MICHAEL CASEY Associated Press

NEW YORK (AP) — The unidentified remains of those killed on Sept. 11 returned to the World Trade Center site in a solemn procession on a foggy Saturday morning. The remains left the Office of the Chief Medical Examiner on Manhattan’s East Side shortly before 7 a.m. in three city vehicles. They were accompanied by police and fire department vehicles with lights flashing but no sirens. Construction workers paused as the motorcade passed, and about 10 firefighters stood in the cool breeze saluting the vehicles as they arrived. The remains will be transferred to a repository 70 feet underground in the same building as the National September 11 Memorial Museum. Like many decisions involving the site of the nation’s worst terrorist attack, the disposition of the unidentified remains has been contentious. A group of victims’ family

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Free Ride

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Maureen Santora holds a photo of her son, firefighter Christopher Santora, as she and other family members of victims of the of the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks wear black gags over their mouths in protest of the transfer of unidentified remains of those killed at the World Trade Center from the Office of the Chief Medical Examiner to the World Trade Center site, Saturday, in New York. The remains will be transferred to an underground repository in the same building as the National September 11 Memorial Museum.

Trade Center stands at 2,753. Of those, 1,115, or 41 percent, have not been identified. Monica Iken-Murphy, whose husband was a bond broker in the North Tower, said she hopes

his remains will eventually be identified. “Every year they identify someone,” she said. “Last year they identified a male and female in their 40s. I could be

next, and I’m optimistic that he could be one of those. Even if he isn’t, I feel he is home. This is where he took his last breath, his last step. This is where he lost his life.”

harmful pesticides and working in extreme heat. He disputed union critics who say the UFW is reasserting its long-dormant right to represent workers merely to bolster its membership rolls and dues. “It has nothing to do with a money grab,” he said. “It has to do with improving conditions for workers.” This feud dates back to 1992, when the UFW began to represent Gerawan’s workers. The two sides met once, without agreeing to a contract. After that, Elenes said UFW leaders realized they were up against a powerful, anti-union farm. The union turned to Sacramento, Elenes said, and won passage in 2002 of a law that calls for mediation if two sides can’t reach a contract. The UFW tested the law at three smaller farms in San Joaquin and Madera counties, gaining hundreds of new members before returning to Gerawan in 2012. Gerawan said in the two decades that passed he heard nothing from the union. “Not a letter, no phone call, no fax, no email, no contact at all,” he said.

Elenes said there was no disappearing act, as Gerawan claims. In a new round of negotiations last year, the sides met repeatedly without agreeing on a contract, and the UFW invoked its right to a mediator. Gerawan appealed, saying having a mediator order a contract has “dubious constitutional validity” and would unfairly force the union on him and his workers. UFW’s Elenes said he would rather obtain a voluntary agreement and not have to use the mediation law. Silvia Lopez, who has picked peaches for 15 years at Gerawan, said she is happy with the pay and working conditions. “If they don’t treat me good, I don’t stay there even one day,” the 38-year-old said. Lopez said she doesn’t want the UFW taking 3 percent of her paycheck in dues. She led a signature drive to hold a vote on whether the workers want the UFW to represent them anymore. The vote happened Nov. 5, and she believes the ballots — if counted — would drive out the UFW. Silas Shawver, director of

the state Agriculture Labor Relations Board’s office in Visalia, said the ballots remain untouched because of unsettled allegations made by the UFW that Gerawan’s crew bosses coerced workers into signing the petition calling for the vote, compromising the process. Shawver denied that the agriculture board is on the UFW’s side, saying his office is independent and bound by law to investigate potential violations of worker rights. Gerawan said his crew bosses have not intimidated workers, and he wants the votes counted. Gerawan worker and union supporter Severiano Salas, 34, said in Spanish with the UFW’s Elenes translating that working conditions have improved since the union returned. Salas, who has worked at the farm for 15 years, said he is ready to pay 3 percent for full union representation. “What would I tell my kids if I didn’t do this?” he said. “If I didn’t defend myself, how am I going to face them?”

Ryan Bundy, son of the Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy, rides an ATV into Recapture Canyon north of Blanding, Utah on Saturday, in a protest against what demonstrators call the federal government’s overreaching control of public lands. The area has been closed to motorized use since 2007 when an illegal trail was found that cuts through Ancestral Puebloan ruins. The canyon is open to hikers and horseback riders.

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Nigeria turned away foreign help

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Women attend a rally calling on the Government to rescue the school girls kidnapped from the Chibok Government secondary school, Saturday, in Abuja, Nigeria. MICHELLE FAUL Associated Press

LAGOS, Nigeria (AP) — The president of Nigeria for weeks refused international help to search for more than 300 girls abducted from a school by Islamic extremists, one in a series of missteps that have led to growing international outrage against the government. The United Kingdom, Nigeria’s former colonizer, first said it was ready to help in a news release the day after the mass abduction on April 15, and made a formal offer of assistance on April 18, according to the British Foreign Office. And the U.S. has said its embassy and staff agencies offered help and were in touch with Nigeria “from day one” of the crisis, according to Secretary of State John Kerry. Yet it was only on Tuesday and Wednesday, almost a month later, that President Goodluck Jonathan accepted help from the United States, Britain, France and China. The delay underlines what has been a major problem in the attempt to find the girls: an apparent lack of urgency on the part of the government and military, for reasons that include a reluctance to bring in outsiders as well as possible infiltration by the extremists. Jonathan bristled last week

when he said U.S. President Barack Obama, in a telephone conversation about aid, had brought up alleged human rights abuses by Nigerian security forces. Jonathan also acknowledged that his government might be penetrated by insurgents from Boko Haram, the extremist group that kidnapped the girls. Last year, he said he suspected Boko Haram terrorists might be in the executive, legislative and judiciary arms of government along with the police and armed forces. The waiting has left parents in agony, especially since they fear some of their daughters have been forced into marriage with their abductors for a nominal bride price of $12. Boko Haram leader Abubakar Shekau called the girls slaves in a video this week and vowed to sell them. “For a good 11 days, our daughters were sitting in one place,” said Enoch Mark, the anguished father of two girls abducted from the Chibok Government Girls Secondary School. “They camped them near Chibok, not more than 30 kilometers, and no help in hand. For a good 11 days.” The military has denied that it ignored warnings of the impending attacks. Maj. Gen. Chris Olukolade, a Defense Ministry spokesman, told The Associated Press the major

challenge has been that some of the information given turned out to be misleading. And Reuben Abati, one of Jonathan’s presidential advisers, denied that Nigeria had turned down offers of help. “That information cannot be correct,” he said. “What John Kerry said is that this is the first time Nigeria is seeking assistance on the issue of the abducted girls.” In fact, Kerry has said Nigeria did not welcome U.S. help earlier because it wanted to pursue its own strategy. U.S. Sen. Chris Coons said Friday that it took “far too long” for Jonathan to accept U.S. offers of aid, and he is holding a hearing next week to examine what happened. A senior State Department official also said Friday that the U.S. offered help “back in April, more or less right away.” “We didn’t go public about it because the consensus was that doing so would make the Nigerians less likely to accept our help,” said the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because the issue concerns internal discussions between governments. Nigeria is a country of 170 million in West Africa that receives hundreds of thousands of dollars in aid from the U.S. every year to address a rising insurgency in the north and grow-

ing tensions between Christians and Muslims. The northeast, where the girls were kidnapped, is remote and sparsely populated, far from the southern oil fields that help to power Africa’s biggest economy. The abductions came hours after a massive explosion in the Nigerian capital of Abuja killed at least 75 people, just a 15-minute drive away from Jonathan’s residence and office. Chibok government official Bana Lawal told the AP that at about 11 p.m. on April 15, he received a warning via cell phone that about 200 heavily armed militants were on their way to the town. Lawal alerted the 15 soldiers guarding Chibok, who sent an SOS to the nearest barracks about 30 miles away, an hour’s drive on a dirt road. But help never came. The military says its reinforcements ran into an ambush. The soldiers in Chibok fought valiantly but were outmanned and outgunned by the extremists. They then made their way to the Chibok girls school, where they captured dozens of girls. Police say 53 escaped on their own and 276 remain captive. The following day, Jonathan was photographed dancing at a political party rally in northern Kano city, and newspapers asked what their leader was doing partying when the country was in shock over the kidnappings. The Defense Ministry also announced that all but eight of the kidnapped girls had

Around the World Nigerian Islamic extremists blow up 2nd bridge, kill many in village attack, abduct 2 kids YOLA, Nigeria (AP) — Islamic extremists blew up a bridge, killed an unknown number of people and abducted the wife and two children of a retired police officer in northeast Nigeria, residents said Saturday amid mounting condemnation by Muslims of the Nigerian terrorist network that abducted more than 300 schoolgirls nearly a month ago. News of Friday night’s attack came as international efforts to help rescue the 276 missing girls got under way.

Ukraine’s new PM gains stature with image of integrity, self-sacrifice — despite missteps KIEV, Ukraine (AP) — When new Prime Minister Arseniy Yatsenyuk invited anti-corruption activists to his apartment in Kiev last month, the first thing he showed off was his toilet. “See for yourself,” Yatsenyuk joked. “It’s not gold.” It was a jab at ousted president Viktor Yanukovych, who along with his government cronies had a notorious penchant for gaudy luxury. Yatsenyuk’s interim government is seeking to carry out sweeping reforms to break from a culture of self-interest, cynicism and corruption that left the country on the verge of bankruptcy. Images of chandeliers, gilded pillars and ornate marble flooring that emerged from Yanukovych’s mansion after he fled caused revulsion across Ukraine. By contrast, Yatsenyuk flies economy, lets whistleblowers into his home and readily admits to mistakes. Those qualities have helped him grow in stature and win support for his administration — even as Ukraine struggles to avoid a possible breakup. Yatsenyuk leads a motley team of young pro-Western professionals, idealists, nationalists and heroes of the Maidan protests — named after the square that was the magnet of dissent — as well as veterans of rough-and-tumble Ukrainian politics. As the eclectic group assumed power in February, it knew it faced a daunting challenge: State coffers were empty, the country was deeply polarized and the protest movement was not willing to give the new government any easy breaks.

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Norwegian cows moved for full pampering in Bosnia occasional pedicure. Relaxing music — sometimes classic, sometimes local serenades — makes sure milking is not stressful. “Nobody should envy my cows. Everybody should just realize that the visa for the future is science,” said Jusuf Arifagic, the 52-year-old farmer everybody around Kozarac in northwestern Bosnia is talking about. Arifagic brought the concept of pampering cows from Norway where he lived as a refugee after fleeing from Bosnia’s 1992-95 war. After years of negotiations with both countries, Arifagic invested 8 million euros ($11 million) into the luxury farm that started four months ago with the importation of 115 Norwegian Red Cows — a tough and hornless animal bred over the past 75 years to produce more and better milk. His plan is to expand to 5,000 cows, creating the biggest facility in Europe for this type of animal. He wants other farmers in Bosnia to follow suit so NorAP Photo/Amel Emric way can one day move some In this photo taken on Tuesday, April 15, 2014, a Norwegian Red calf waits for food inside a farm in the village of Kozarac, of its diary production to Bosnear Bosnian town of Perijedor, 250 kms northwest of Sarajevo. Bosnian farmer Jusuf Arifagic invested eight million euro nia. That would avoid the high into the luxury farm that started four months ago with the import of 115 Norwegian Red Cows - a type of tough and hornless heating costs during six months animal bred in Norway over the past 75 years to produce more and better milk than the usual cow known in the Balkans. of Norway’s harsh winter and would help reduce Bosnia’s almost 40 percent unemployAIDA CERKEZ govina — There is reason to his animals sleep on mattresses system. They are bathed regu- ment rate. Arifagic and his 25 envy Jusuf Arifagic’s cows. in a barn with a computerized larly, get a massage whenever employees monitor every corAssociated Press In a country where half of the air conditioning and lighting they feel like it and receive the ner of the rubber-floored barn KOZARAC, Bosnia-Herze- population is living in poverty,

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been freed, quoting the school principal. When the principal objected and demanded the military produce the rescued girls, it retracted its statement. Frantic, some Chibok fathers made their way into the dangerous Sambisa Forest themselves, where the girls were last seen. But they turned back when villagers in the forest warned that Boko Haram would kill both them and their daughters. The parents said the forest dwellers did not see any soldiers looking for the girls. And a state senator said that every time he gave the military information from people who had caught sight of the girls, the insurgents moved camp. The military denied any collusion with the extremists and said it had been pursuing every lead. On May 1, it handed over responsibility for all information about the girls to Borno state officials. For two weeks, Jonathan did not discuss the abducted girls in public. In his Easter Day message, he said only that his thoughts were with the families of those killed by insurgents and the dozens wounded by the Abuja bombing. Last week, angry Nigerian women, including at least two mothers of abducted girls, took to the streets in Abuja to protest the government’s failure to rescue the girls. Jonathan did not meet with them. Instead, he cancelled the weekly executive council meeting to offer condolences to his vice president, whose brother had died in a car crash. His wife, Patience Jonathan, that night called a meeting to “investigate” what happened at Chibok, and said the kidnappings were engineered to hurt the name of her husband and his government. She accused the leader of the protests of being a Boko Haram member, detained her and released her after several hours. Finally, at a Labor Day rally, Jonathan made a public pronouncement that “the cruel abduction of some innocent girls, our future mothers and leaders, in a very horrific and despicable situation in Borno state, is quite regrettable.” He pledged, “We must find our girls.” On May 2, he set up a “largely fact-finding” committee to put together a strategy for rescuing the girls. Last Sunday, he raised eyebrows by saying on TV that he was “happy” the missing girls were “unharmed,” but then admitting that the government had no new information from the abductors. Jonathan also hinted Sunday at why, apart from national pride, initial offers of help may have been ignored. Even before the kidnappings, he complained, he had asked Obama in two telephone calls for help with intelligence on the extremists but received questions

about alleged military abuses. Jonathan said he responded that the U.S. leader should “send someone to see what we are doing” on the ground, and “don’t just say there is some matter of alleged abuses.” The Nigerian military is accused of widespread killings that go beyond members of Boko Haram. The Associated Press documented last year how thousands of people are dying in military detention, through the mortuary records of a Maiduguri hospital. And Amnesty International reported in October that hundreds of detainees were killed, tortured and starved, or even asphyxiated in overcrowded cells. On May 4, Boko Haram abducted at least 11 more girls, aged 12 to 15, from two villages in the northeast. One of them managed to escape. And the Chibok girls are still missing, in a conservative society where girls who are raped can be stigmatized. “It is very painful. I know my daughter, very obedient and very religious ... she wanted to be a doctor,” Mark said. “I was eager to see my daughter with such a hope. Now....I don’t know what I can explain to the world.”

on computer screens. The huge hall looks almost empty, as most of the animals prefer to hang out by the six automatic car wash-style brushes, enjoying massages. A computer regulates the temperature, the quality of air and the lighting, keeping the cows healthy. Arifagic’s calculation: Pampered cows give five liters more of milk a day. Multiply that by hundreds of cows and “although initially expensive, advanced technology really pays off in just a few years,” he said. Veterinarian inspector Velibor Kesic says Arifagic’s concept is also making his job easier by showing other farmers how to reduce infectious diseases. The luxury cow treatment has certainly stunned the neighbors in Kozarac. “My barn can’t compare to his,” said farmer Dervis Menhovic, whose family keeps seven cows squeezed into a traditional barn next to his house. “His is a hotel.” The new facility holds another, maybe even more important benefit for Bosnia. Both Serbs and Bosniaks work at Arifagic’s farm — the entrepreneur has no time for the animosities of the past. “We live, work and create here,” he said. “For the first time since the war, young and educated people are returning to Kozarac.”

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The following judgments were recently handed down in Superior Court in Kenai: n Valeri Jean Cook, 35, of Nikiski, pleaded guilty to attempted misconduct involving a controlled substance, committed Dec. 13. Imposition of sentence was suspended was suspended and she was placed on probation for three years, fined a $100 court surcharge and a $200 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, forfeited all items seized, ordered, among other conditions of probation, to serve one month in prison, not to use or possess any illegal controlled substances, including marijuana, not to consume alcohol to excess, not to reside where alcoholic beverages are present, not to possess, apply for or obtain a medical marijuana card or act as a caregiver while under supervision, to complete a substance abuse evaluation and comply with treatment recommendations and to submit to search directed by a probation officer, with or without probable cause, for the presence of controlled substances, drug paraphernalia, evidence of controlled substance transactions or weapons. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Roseann Michele Garcia, 34, address unknown, pleaded guilty to one count of fourthdegree misconduct involving a controlled substance, committed Oct. 15. She was sentenced to 24 months in prison with 16 months suspended, fined a $100 court surcharge and a $200 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, forfeited items seized, ordered, among other conditions of probation, not to use or possess any alcoholic beverages or illegal

Court reports controlled substances, including marijuana and synthetic drugs, including “spice” and bath salts, not to reside where alcoholic beverages are present, not to possess, apply for or obtain a medical marijuana card, to complete a substance abuse evaluation and comply with treatment recommendations, no have no contact with two specifically named individuals and to submit to search directed by a probation officer, with or without probable cause, for the presence of controlled substances, drug paraphernalia, evidence of controlled substance transactions or weapons. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Paul Matthew Larson, 38, pleaded guilty to one count of third-degree misconduct involving weapons (felon in possession), one count of third-degree misconduct involving controlled substances, committed Sept. 21, 2012, and one misdemeanor count of fourth-degree assault, committed Sept. 20, 2012. He was sentenced to three years in prison on each of the two felony counts, fined a $100 court surcharge and a $100 jail surcharge and ordered to pay restitution and forfeited all items seized. On the misdemeanor count of fourthdegree assault, he was sentenced to one year in jail and fined a $50 court surcharge and a $50 jail surcharge. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n HunterWilliams, 20, address unknown, pleaded guilty to one count of fourth-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance, committed Jan. 1. He was sentenced to 24 months in prison

with 22 months suspended, fined a $100 court surcharge and a $200 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, forfeited all items seized except personal items, ordered, among other conditions of probation, not to consume alcohol to excess after reaching lawful age, not to use or possess any illegal controlled substances, including marijuana or synthetic drugs, not to reside where alcoholic beverages are present, not to possess, apply for or obtain a medical marijuana card or act as a care giver while under supervision, to complete a substance abuse evaluation and comply with treatment recommendations and was placed on probation for three years. All other charges in this case were dismissed. The following judgments were recently handed down in District Court in Kenai: n Rene Leanne Baker, 25, of Sterling, pleaded guilty to a reduced charge of third-degree theft, committed Jan. 8. She was sentenced to 260 days in jail with 200 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, forfeited items seized, ordered to pay restitution, ordered

to have no contact with Walmart and placed on probation for three years. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Alexander M. Batson, 22, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to second-degree criminal trespass, committed March 29. He was sentenced to 40 days in jail with 40 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $100 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to have no contact with victim and placed on probation for one year. n Kristopher J. Bayes, 22, of Nikiski, pleaded guilty to no motor vehicle liability insurance, committed April 14. He was fined $250, a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended and placed on probation for one year. n Dylan D. Bergman, 26, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to second-degree criminal trespass, committed March 29. He was sentenced to 40 days in jail with 40 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $100 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to have no contact with victim and placed on probation for one year. n Melinda Kay Duncan, 28, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to an amended charge of reckless driving, committed Aug. 9, 2012. She was sentenced to 40 days in

jail with 25 days suspended, may perform 40 hours of community work service in lieu of jail time, was fined $500, a $50 court surcharge and a $100 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, had her license revoked for 60 days, except to drive from home to work and medical appointments, and was placed on probation for one year. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Alan A. Jimenez-Guzman, 23, of Anchorage, pleaded guilty to one cont of driving under the influence and one count of a reduced charge of fourth-degree assault – reckless injury, committed Oct. 13. On count one, he was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 85 days suspended, fined $3,000 with $1,500 suspended, a $75 court surcharge, $330 cost of imprisonment and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had his license revoked for 90 days, ordered ignition interlock for six months, ordered to pay restitution for Emergency Medical Services, ordered not to possess or consume alcohol for three years, ordered to stay out or bars, liquor stores or establishments where alcohol is the substantial item of business, and was placed on probation for three years. On count two, he

was sentenced to 360 days in jail with 330 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and placed on probation for three years. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Jovaunna Johnson, 49, of Kasilof, pleaded guilty to licensee furnishing /delivering alcohol to a minor, committed March 22. She was sentenced to five days in jail, fined $250 and a $50 court surcharge, ordered to perform 40 hours of community work service and placed on probation for one year. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Keelan M. Lacross, 31, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to fourth-degree assault – causing fear of injury, committed March. 6. She was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 80 days suspended (time served), fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment and to obtain a mental health evaluation and follow all recommendation, ordered to take medications as prescribed, not to possess controlled substances without a valid prescription and in original container, ordered not to return to victim’s residence and was placed on probation for three years.

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Kenai boys, Soldotna girls win boroughs By JOEY KLECKA Peninsula Clarion

With the pleasant weather conditions on display at Ed Hollier Field Saturday in Kenai, runners might have expected to see sizzling times at the Kenai Peninsula Borough track and field meet, but perhaps the sun was playing tricks. What the fans in the stands did see, however, was good competition, and the day wasn’t short on story lines. The Kenai Central boys cruised to the team

title on their home turf with 113 points, 48 better than dual runner-ups Skyview and Homer. The Kards won seven events out of 17 total. On the girls side, Soldotna took the team title with 176 points — also picking up seven event victories — to better Kenai Central by 34 points. “We have to say that our running community here in Kenai is strong,” said Kenai coach Joe Trujillo. “We have former athletes that are coming in to help us out and help coach our kids, and it’s great.”

The day started out with a thriller, as the Soldotna and Homer girls 3,200-relay teams battled it out to the final meters. Soldotna, a team that ran a blistering 9 minutes, 38.38 seconds, at last weekend’s Anchorage Invite — only three seconds off the state record — mixed it up Saturday by switching out Dani McCormick and Daisy Nelson and replacing them with Molly Erickson and Hannah Pothast. “It was just for event reasons, some of them were doing multiple events,” said Soldotna coach Phil Leck. “We wanted to maximize our team

points for this meet, and I give those two girls a lot of credit.” The Stars led nearly the entire race, but Homer’s anchor leg Aurora Waclawski began reeling in Nelson on the final lap and just nipped her at the line in a dead sprint to give the Mariners the win with a time of 10:13.73, only a tenth of a second quicker than SoHi. “That’s why she runs that leg,” explained third-leg runner Molly Mitchell with a laugh. Senior Tayla Cabana and sophomore Ziza See TRACK, page B-3

Kings take 2 from ’Dawgs By JOEY KLECKA Peninsula Clarion

Photo by Rashah McChesney/Peninsula Clarion

Soldotna’s Olivia Conradi fights for the ball with Wasilla’s Jodi Richie on Friday in Soldotna.

A late surge of momentum was not enough to rally the Nikiski boys soccer team, as the Bulldogs lost 6-2 to the visiting Ketchikan Kings on Friday at Nikiski High School. After dropping into a fivegoal deficit, the Bulldogs finally began finding better possession of the ball and tallied two late goals from two junior varsity players — Logan Griffel and Dylan Broussard. Ultimately, the minutes ran out and Nikiski settled for a loss, dropping its season mark to 3-3. “They’re skilled and they’re a good team,” said Nikiski coach Jim Coburn said about Ketchikan. “It was just nice to get out and get a good game in to get some guys playing time.” Overall, Coburn said five players that started the game were JV players.

“We started a lot of younger guys today, a lot of JV players, so we feel pretty good about it,” Coburn said. Coburn said four games during the week took a lot out of the players, but he was pleased with the improvement that he saw. Ketchikan staked out an early lead with a goal from Rudy Pankow in the sixth minute. Pankow received a left cross from teammate Frederick Bjergen and slotted it in behind Nikiski goalie Sullivan Jackson. Pankow led the Kings with a hat trick on Friday, adding goals in the 38th and 56th minutes as well. Ketchikan’s Sylvan Blankenship scored in the 22nd minute on a cross from Josh Baxstrom and Bjergen scored in the 33rd on a cross from Pankow that resulted in a 4-0 lead for Ketchikan at halftime. Coach Lane Johnson said at that point he See TAKE, page B-4

Soldotna girls topple Wasilla Kodiak sweeps Warriors boys cruise past SoHi By JEFF HELMINIAK Peninsula Clarion

An up-and-coming Wasilla girls team looking to prove itself by knocking off undefeated Soldotna. A Stars boys team seeking revenge for a shootout loss to the Warriors at state last year that ended SoHi’s season. Friday night’s Northern Lights Conference action at Soldotna had the potential for plenty of drama, but it never materialized as the SoHi girls won 4-0 and the Wasilla boys triumphed 5-2. In the girls game, the Stars moved to 7-0 while the Warriors dropped to 9-2. “They are very strong,” Wasilla coach Patrick O’Neill said of the Stars. “We knew that coming in. “They had some lopsided scores and so did we. We knew this would be a measuring stick.” Early in the game, the Warriors measured up just fine as

the referee sought to rein in physical play. In the 21st minute, Merit Paramo was booked with a yellow card, and that settled down the physical play on both sides. The Stars were given a free kick just outside of the box, and Kylee Wolfe hammered it home in the 22nd minute for a 1-0 lead. After that, Soldotna gradually began to take control, even though Wasilla had the advantage of the wind. In the 37th minute, the Stars went up 2-0 when Taryn McCubbins headed in a corner kick from Julie Litchfield. SoHi then got the wind in the second half and did most of the attacking. Each team took three goal kicks in the first half, but the second half saw Wasilla take 12 goal kicks and Soldotna take none. Unofficially, Wasilla had two shots on goal in the first Photo by Kelly Sullivan/Peninsula Clarion half and none in the second Wasilla’s Elijah Hall (4) jumps into a group of players to batSee KICK, page B-4 tle for the ball Friday.

Kenai baseball Staff report

The Kenai Central baseball team was swept by host Kodiak in Northern Lights Conference play this weekend. The Kards lost 10-5 on Friday and 11-1 on Saturday. On Saturday, Kodiak grabbed a 6-0 lead after two innings and cruised to a five-inning victory. Paul Steffensen, Dallas Pierren and Miles Jones had the hits for the Kards, while Pierren scored the lone run. Pierren pitched the first four innings, giving up eight earned runs on eight hits. He walked two and struck out three. Tyler Jester led Kodiak with a pair of hits. Alex Pace pitched all five innings, giving up just an unearned run.

two runs and an RBI for Kenai, while Steffensen was 2 for 4 with a run. For Kodiak, Myles Wilson, Austin Frick, Jester and Josiah Chya all had two hits, part of a 12-hit attack. Jester scored three runs and had two RBIs, while Pace had two RBIs and Chya had three RBIs. Miles Jones took the loss on the mound, going 5 2-3 innings and giving up 12 hits and 10 runs, eight earned. Zack Selinger recorded the other out on the mound. Homer boys 9, Soldotna 7

Tommy Bowe had a two-run home run with two outs in the top of the seventh inning to give the visiting Mariners an NLC victory Saturday. Kodiak 10, Kenai 5 Homer entered the seventh The Bears notched a North- inning trailing 7-5, but got four ern Lights Conference victory runs to take the lead. on Friday. Soldotna (0-4) got two runPierren finished 2 for 3 with See BAT, page B-4

Kenai girls nip Wasilla late in game Staff report

The host Kenai Central girls soccer team scored in the final minute to defeat Wasilla 1-0 on Saturday in Northern Lights Conference play. The match featured two of the top teams in the NLC, as Kenai improved to 5-2 overall and Wasilla dropped to 9-3 overall. The game-winner was a header by Lara Creighton off a cross from Heidi Perkins. Kenai coach Dan Verkuilen said he felt the Kards controlled most the game, but that Wasilla did a great job on defense of limiting the opportunities. “They had a couple shots on goal, and they did a good job keeping ours down too,” Verkuilen said. He said Allie Ostrander did a nice job in the midfield, playing all 80 minutes despite having a track meet later in the day. Kylie Morse was the sweeper, while Alli Steinbeck got the shutout in goal. Verkuilen said

defender Caitlin Steinbeck also stood out. On offense, Verkuilen said Creighton and Abi Tuttle kept the pressure on all game, and it finally paid off. Kenai travels to Nikiski for a 4 p.m. game Tuesday. Wasilla boys 4, Kenai 0 The host Kardinals dropped to 4-2-1 with an NLC loss to the Warriors. “Our attitude was the difference,” Kenai coach John Morton said. “We didn’t seem to want it as bad. “Skillwise, we can match up pretty well against Wasilla, but they definitely took it to us today.” Morton said Wasilla had more opportunities on net. He said Nathan Narlock had a good game at center defense for his team. “I told the guys the bad feeling at the end could turn the way you play into how we

played today, or we could look at it like here’s the things we need to work on,” Morton said. “If we fix those things, we can have a strong showing the rest of the season, and that is what I think is going to happen.” The Kenai boys are at Nikiski at 6 p.m. Tuesday. Kenai girls 20, Seward 0 Alli Steinbeck recorded the shutout in net as the Kards moved to 4-2 overall and 2-0 in the NLC Southern Division. “It was a good opportunity for our girls to get a lot of touches and shot opportunities,” Verkuilen said. The coach also credited Seward with playing hard throughout the game.

Division. Grace boys 3, Skyview 0 The host Grizzlies dropped the Panthers to 1-6 overall with an NLC victory Saturday. “We rested some of the guys getting ready for all our south opponents this week,” Skyview coach Jake Eveland said. Starting with hosting Seward on Tuesday at 5 p.m., Skyview plays four Southern Division opponents in five days. Eveland did say he liked the play out of Austin Craig and Seth Hutchison, as well as Bailey Jones in goal. The Skyview girls also lost to Grace, but a score was not available as the Clarion went to press. That dropped the Panthers to 0-7.

Kenai boys 11, Seward 0

Palmer girls 9, Skyview 0 Wren Norwood and Jake Meyer combined for a shutout The Panthers dropped to 0-6 Photo by Mark Kelsey/Mat-Su Valley Frontiersman as the Kards moved to 4-1-1 on the season with an NLC loss Skyview’s Taylor Macrae pressures the ball Friday against overall and 2-0 in the Southern See NIP, page B-4 Palmer in Palmer. C

B-2 Peninsula Clarion, Sunday, May 11, 2014

Scoreboard Baseball AL Standings

East Division W Baltimore 20 New York 19 Boston 18 Toronto 18 Tampa Bay 16 Central Division Detroit 21 Chicago 19 Kansas City 17 Cleveland 17 Minnesota 16 West Division Oakland 22 Seattle 19 Los Angeles 18 Texas 19 Houston 11

L 14 16 18 19 21

Pct .588 .543 .500 .486 .432

GB — 1½ 3 3½ 5½

11 19 19 20 19

.656 .500 .472 .459 .457

— 5 6 6½ 6½

15 17 17 18 26

.595 .528 .514 .514 .297

— 2½ 3 3 11

Friday’s Games Baltimore 4, Houston 3 L.A. Angels 4, Toronto 3 Minnesota 2, Detroit 1 Cleveland 6, Tampa Bay 3 Texas 8, Boston 0 Chicago White Sox 9, Arizona 3 N.Y. Yankees 5, Milwaukee 3 Oakland 8, Washington 0 Kansas City 6, Seattle 1 Saturday’s Games L.A. Angels 5, Toronto 3 Detroit 9, Minnesota 3 Baltimore 5, Houston 4, 10 innings Arizona 4, Chicago White Sox 3 Tampa Bay 7, Cleveland 1 Milwaukee 5, N.Y. Yankees 4 Boston 8, Texas 3 Oakland 4, Washington 3, 10 innings Seattle 3, Kansas City 1 Sunday’s Games L.A. Angels (Weaver 3-2) at Toronto (Hutchison 1-2), 9:07 a.m. Minnesota (Deduno 0-2) at Detroit (Ray 1-0), 9:08 a.m. Houston (Cosart 1-3) at Baltimore (Tillman 3-1), 9:35 a.m. Cleveland (Tomlin 1-0) at Tampa Bay (Archer 2-1), 9:40 a.m. Arizona (Anderson 0-0) at Chicago White Sox (Noesi 0-2), 10:10 a.m. N.Y. Yankees (Phelps 0-0) at Milwaukee (Garza 2-3), 10:10 a.m. Boston (Lackey 4-2) at Texas (Ross Jr. 1-3), 11:05 a.m. Washington (G.Gonzalez 3-2) at Oakland (Kazmir 4-1), 12:05 p.m. Kansas City (Guthrie 2-2) at Seattle (Elias 3-2), 12:10 p.m. All Times ADT

NL Standings

East Division W Atlanta 20 Miami 20 Washington 19 Philadelphia 17 New York 16 Central Division Milwaukee 23 St. Louis 18 Cincinnati 16 Pittsburgh 16 Chicago 12 West Division San Francisco 23 Colorado 23 Los Angeles 20 San Diego 17 Arizona 14

L 15 17 17 18 19

Pct .571 .541 .528 .486 .457

GB — 1 1½ 3 4

14 19 19 20 23

.622 .486 .457 .444 .343

— 5 6 6½ 10

14 16 18 21 25

.622 .590 .526 .447 .359

— 1 3½ 6½ 10

Friday’s Games Pittsburgh 6, St. Louis 4 Cincinnati 4, Colorado 3 Philadelphia 3, N.Y. Mets 2, 11 innings Atlanta 3, Chicago Cubs 2, 10 innings Chicago White Sox 9, Arizona 3

N.Y. Yankees 5, Milwaukee 3 Oakland 8, Washington 0 San Diego 10, Miami 1 San Francisco 3, L.A. Dodgers 1 Saturday’s Games L.A. Dodgers 6, San Francisco 2 Pittsburgh 4, St. Louis 3 Arizona 4, Chicago White Sox 3 Atlanta 2, Chicago Cubs 0 Colorado 11, Cincinnati 2 Milwaukee 5, N.Y. Yankees 4 Philadelphia 5, N.Y. Mets 4 San Diego 9, Miami 3 Oakland 4, Washington 3, 10 innings Sunday’s Games Colorado (Nicasio 4-1) at Cincinnati (Bailey 2-2), 9:10 a.m. Philadelphia (Hamels 0-2) at N.Y. Mets (Niese 2-2), 9:10 a.m. Chicago Cubs (E.Jackson 2-2) at Atlanta (Harang 3-3), 9:35 a.m. Arizona (Anderson 0-0) at Chicago White Sox (Noesi 0-2), 10:10 a.m. N.Y. Yankees (Phelps 0-0) at Milwaukee (Garza 2-3), 10:10 a.m. Washington (G.Gonzalez 3-2) at Oakland (Kazmir 4-1), 12:05 p.m. Miami (H.Alvarez 2-2) at San Diego (Erlin 1-4), 12:10 p.m. San Francisco (Hudson 4-2) at L.A. Dodgers (Kershaw 2-0), 12:10 p.m. St. Louis (S.Miller 4-2) at Pittsburgh (Morton 0-4), 4:05 p.m. All Times ADT

KC Se.

1 1

Skaggs, J.Smith (9) and Iannetta; Happ, Redmond (3), Rogers (8) and Kratz. W_Skaggs 3-1. L_Happ 1-1. Sv_J.Smith (4). HRs_Los Angeles, Iannetta (3), Cron (1).

2 1

Gibson, Swarzak (3), Tonkin (7), Burton (8) and K.Suzuki; Scherzer, Alburquerque (7), Chamberlain (8), Coke (9) and Avila. W_Scherzer 5-1. L_Gibson 3-3. HRs_Minnesota, Dozier (9). Detroit, Mi.Cabrera (5), V.Martinez (8).

Orioles 5, Astros 4, 10 inn. Hou. 011 000 002 0—4 11 Bal. 000 001 111 1—5 13

0 1

McHugh, Sipp (7), Zeid (7), Bass (9), Clemens (10) and J.Castro; M.Gonzalez, Z.Britton (8), Tom. Hunter (9), Patton (9), R.Webb (10) and Clevenger. W_R.Webb 2-0. L_Clemens 0-1. HRs_Houston, Springer (2). Baltimore, A.Jones (4), N.Cruz (10).

Rays 7, Indians 1 Cle. 000 000 001—1 3 TB 001 220 20x—7 10

0 0

McAllister, C.Lee (5), Outman (7), Carrasco (7) and Y.Gomes; Bedard, Oviedo (7), Balfour (9) and Hanigan. W_Bedard 2-1. L_McAllister 3-3.

0 0

Ari. 000 030 100—4 12 Chi. 000 020 001—3 7

0 0

Miley, Ziegler (8), A.Reed (9) and Montero; Quintana, Putnam (7), D.Webb (8) and Flowers. W_Miley 3-3. L_Quintana 1-3. Sv_A.Reed (11). HRs_Chicago, Konerko (1).

Brewers 5, Yankees 4 NY 002 001 100—4 10 Mil. 103 000 10x—5 10

1 1

Sabathia, Betances (6), Aceves (7) and McCann; Lohse, Thornburg (7), Duke (7), W.Smith (8), Fr.Rodriguez (9) and Lucroy. W_Duke 3-0. L_Aceves 0-1. Sv_ Fr.Rodriguez (15). HRs_New York, Teixeira (6). Milwaukee, C.Gomez (9), Lucroy (2), Ar.Ramirez (5).

Athletics 4, Nationals 3, 10 inn. Was. 003 000 000 0—3 6 Oak. 001 000 002 1—4 7

2 1

Roark, Clippard (8), R.Soriano (9), Storen (10) and W.Ramos; Gray, Gregerson (8), Doolittle (9) and Jaso. W_Doolittle 1-2. L_Storen 2-1. HRs_Washington, Espinosa (5). Oakland, Jaso (3).

Dodgers 6, Giants 2 SF LA

020 000 000—2 000 002 22x—6

8 9

0 1

M.Cain, Affeldt (6), Machi (7), J.Gutierrez (8) and H.Sanchez; Greinke, B.Wilson (8), C.Perez (9) and Butera. W_Greinke 6-1. L_Affeldt 0-1. HRs_Los Angeles, Kemp (5).

Pirates 4, Cardinals 3 SL Pi.

030 000 000—3 7 000 400 00x—4 11

0 0

Lynn, Siegrist (7), Maness (8) and T.Cruz; Volquez, J.Hughes (5), Ju.Wilson (7), Morris (7), Watson (8), Melancon (9) and T.Sanchez. W_J.Hughes 2-1. L_Lynn 4-2. Sv_Melancon (4).

Phillies 5, Mets 4 Phi. 210 000 101—5 11 NY 200 002 000—4 7

0 0

K.Kendrick, Diekman (6), Mi.Adams (8), Papelbon (9) and Ruiz; Gee, Rice (7), Familia (7), C.Torres (8), Farnsworth (9) and d’Arnaud, Recker. W_Mi.Adams 2-1. L_Farnsworth 0-3. Sv_Papelbon (11). HRs_Philadelphia, Rollins (4). New York, D.Wright (2).

Rockies 11, Reds 2

Red Sox 8, Rangers 3 Bos. 011 400 020—8 11 Te. 000 210 000—3 7

4 7

Diamondbacks 4, White Sox 3

Tigers 9, Twins 3 Min. 003 000 000—3 8 Det. 060 000 30x—9 11

001 000 000—1 000 201 00x—3

Ventura, Ti.Collins (7), K.Herrera (8) and S.Perez; C.Young, Rodney (9) and Buck. W_C.Young 3-0. L_Ventura 2-2. Sv_Rodney (11). HRs_Seattle, Smoak (5), Ackley (2).

Angels 5, Blue Jays 3 LA 031 001 000—5 12 Tor. 100 000 002—3 6

Morneau (8), Tulowitzki (11). Cincinnati, Votto (6).

Mariners 3, Royals 1

0 0

Lester, Tazawa (8), Badenhop (9), A.Miller (9) and D.Ross; M.Perez, Sh.Tolleson (4), Poreda (6), Germano (8) and Chirinos. W_Lester 4-4. L_M.Perez 4-3. HRs_Boston, D.Ortiz (7).

Col. 203 203 001—11 16 Cin. 010 001 000—2 5

2 0

Lyles, Masset (7), Belisle (8), Brothers (9) and Pacheco, McKenry; Simon, Christiani (4), Hoover (6), Ondrusek (8), S.Marshall (9) and B.Pena. W_Lyles 5-0. L_Simon 4-2. HRs_Colorado, Blackmon (8), Dickerson 2 (4),

Braves 2, Cubs 0 Chi. 000 000 000—0 Atl. 000 000 20x—2

6 5

0 0

Samardzija, Schlitter (7), Russell (7), Grimm (8) and Castillo; E.Santana, D.Carpenter (8), Kimbrel (9) and Gattis. W_E.Santana 4-0. L_Schlitter 2-1. Sv_Kimbrel (10).

Padres 9, Marlins 3 Mia. 200 000 100—3 9 SD 101 004 21x—9 13

1 0

Eovaldi, Marmol (6), Hand (7), Capps (8) and Saltalamacchia; Stults, Vincent (7), Benoit (8), Roach (9) and Hundley. W_Stults 2-3. L_Marmol 0-3. HRs_Miami, McGehee (1). San Diego, S.Smith (3), Headley (3).

Hockey NHL Playoffs SECOND ROUND (Best-of-7; x-if necessary) Friday, May 9 N.Y. Rangers 5, Pittsburgh 1, Pittsburgh leads series 3-2 Minnesota 4, Chicago 2, series tied 2-2 Saturday, May 10 Boston 4, Montreal 2, Boston leads series 3-2 Anaheim 2, Los Angeles 0, series tied 2-2 Sunday, May 11 Pittsburgh at N.Y. Rangers, 3 p.m. Minnesota at Chicago, 5 p.m. Monday, May 12 Boston at Montreal, 3:30 p.m. Los Angeles at Anaheim, 6 p.m. All Times ADT

Basketball NBA Playoffs CONFERENCE SEMIFINALS (Best-of-7; x-if necessary) Friday, May 9 Indiana 85, Washington 63, Indiana leads series 2-1 Oklahoma City 118, L.A. Clippers 112, Oklahoma City leads series 2-1 Saturday, May 10 Brooklyn 104, Miami 90, Miami leads series 2-1 San Antonio 118, Portland 103, San Antonio leads series 3-0 Sunday, May 11 Oklahoma City at L.A. Clippers, 11:30 a.m. Indiana at Washington, 4 p.m. Monday, May 12 Miami at Brooklyn, 4 p.m. San Antonio at Portland, 6:30 p.m. Tuesday, May 13 Washington at Indiana, 3 p.m. L.A. Clippers at Oklahoma City, 5:30 p.m. All Times ADT

Racing 5-hour ENERGY 400

Saturday At Kansas Speedway Kansas City, Kan. Lap length: 1.5 miles (Start position in parentheses) 1. (13) Jeff Gordon, Chevrolet, 267 laps, 119.4 rating, 47 points, $241,026. 2. (1) Kevin Harvick, Chevrolet,

267, 137.7, 44, $233,758. 3. (17) Kasey Kahne, Chevrolet, 267, 115.5, 42, $157,725. 4. (2) Joey Logano, Ford, 267, 128.7, 41, $161,341. 5. (22) Dale Earnhardt Jr., Chevrolet, 267, 109, 40, $129,775. 6. (4) Carl Edwards, Ford, 267, 103, 39, $127,715. 7. (9) Danica Patrick, Chevrolet, 267, 101.4, 37, $109,365. 8. (12) Aric Almirola, Ford, 267, 90.4, 36, $133,551. 9. (14) Jimmie Johnson, Chevrolet, 267, 100.2, 36, $144,551. 10. (28) Matt Kenseth, Toyota, 267, 81.3, 35, $140,301. 11. (7) Ryan Newman, Chevrolet, 267, 92.7, 33, $101,365. 12. (5) Kyle Larson, Chevrolet, 267, 89.4, 32, $119,660. 13. (3) Brad Keselowski, Ford, 267, 89.9, 32, $131,423. 14. (15) Brian Vickers, Toyota, 267, 82.9, 30, $120,765. 15. (24) Kyle Busch, Toyota, 267, 75.3, 30, $133,131. 16. (10) Greg Biffle, Ford, 267, 79, 28, $127,740. 17. (16) Paul Menard, Chevrolet, 266, 70.4, 27, $114,279. 18. (30) Denny Hamlin, Toyota, 266, 70.6, 26, $94,765. 19. (19) Austin Dillon, Chevrolet, 266, 68.5, 25, $131,301. 20. (8) Tony Stewart, Chevrolet, 266, 94.9, 24, $121,523. 21. (26) Martin Truex Jr., Chevrolet, 266, 59, 23, $113,748. 22. (20) Ricky Stenhouse Jr., Ford, 265, 62.1, 22, $121,315. 23. (23) Clint Bowyer, Toyota, 264, 59.9, 21, $120,181. 24. (25) Marcos Ambrose, Ford, 264, 58.2, 20, $111,210. 25. (34) Michael Annett, Chevrolet, 264, 49.1, 19, $103,398. 26. (27) Casey Mears, Chevrolet, 264, 52, 18, $108,373. 27. (21) Ryan Blaney, Ford, 263, 60.8, 0, $80,815. 28. (36) Cole Whitt, Toyota, 263, 42.2, 16, $80,615. 29. (6) Kurt Busch, Chevrolet, 263, 66.9, 15, $80,415. 30. (29) A J Allmendinger, Chevrolet, 262, 50, 14, $97,923. 31. (43) Joe Nemechek, Toyota, 262, 32.6, 0, $90,965. 32. (37) Reed Sorenson, Chevrolet, 261, 32.1, 12, $95,398. 33. (32) Josh Wise, Ford, 261, 29, 11, $79,540. 34. (41) Travis Kvapil, Ford, 258, 41.7, 10, $91,362. 35. (33) Alex Bowman, Toyota, 257, 35.8, 9, $79,120. 36. (18) Justin Allgaier, Chevrolet, accident, 186, 64.5, 8, $86,915. 37. (39) David Gilliland, Ford, accident, 184, 40.9, 7, $86,700. 38. (38) David Ragan, Ford, 171, 31.5, 6, $81,530. 39. (11) Jamie McMurray, Chevrolet, accident, 149, 86.2, 5, $106,744. 40. (42) Timmy Hill, Chevrolet, engine, 137, 32.9, 4, $65,530. 41. (35) J.J. Yeley, Chevrolet, engine, 136, 42.2, 0, $61,530. 42. (40) Landon Cassill, Chevrolet, accident, 63, 28.4, 0, $57,530. 43. (31) Ryan Truex, Toyota, accident, 57, 38.8, 1, $54,030. Race Statistics Average Speed of Race Winner: 128.149 mph. Time of Race: 3 hours, 7 minutes, 31 seconds. Margin of Victory: 0.112 seconds. Caution Flags: 8 for 47 laps. Lead Changes: 25 among 10 drivers.

Rams pick Sam RALPH D. RUSSO AP College Football Writer

NEW YORK — Michael Sam was picked by the St. Louis Rams in the seventh round of the NFL draft Saturday, becoming the first openly gay player drafted by a pro football team. Sam played at Missouri, and came out as gay in media interviews earlier this year. His team and coaches knew his secret and kept it for his final college season. He went on to have the best season of his career: He was the Southeastern Conference defensive player of the year. When Mike Kensil, the NFL’s vice president of game operations, walked to the podium at Radio City Music Hall in the draft’s final minutes to announce the Rams’ second-tolast pick, the crowd got a sense something was up. Very few of the last day picks were announced at the podium. There was also some buzz on Twitter that the Rams were about to make news. When Kensil said: “The St. Louis Rams select ... Michael Sam...” the fans gave a hearty cheer, chanting “Yes! Yes! Yes!” and “Michael Sam!” Sam was in San Diego watching with friends and family at the home of his agent, Joe Barkett of Empire Athletes. ESPN and the NFL Network

had cameras there and showed Sam’s emotional reaction. Sam was on the phone bending over, with his boyfriend hugging him and rubbing his left bicep. When Sam got off the phone, the tears started. He gave his boyfriend a big kiss and a long hug as the tears flowed and his eyes reddened. Sam will start his professional career not far from the place where he played his college ball, with three former Missouri teammates. The 6-foot-2, 255-pound Sam was considered a mid-tolate round pick, far from a sure thing to be drafted. He played defensive end in college, but he’s short for that position in the NFL and slower than most outside linebackers, the position he’ll need to transition to at the professional level. He was taken with the 249th overall pick out of 256. Players from Marist, Maine and McGill University in Canada were slected before Sam. The impact of his selection goes far beyond football. At a time when gay marriage is gaining acceptance among Americans, Sam’s entry into the NFL is a huge step toward the integration of gay men into professional team sports. Pro sports have in many ways lagged behind the rest of society in acceptance.

Spieth, Kaymer lead PONTE VEDRA BEACH, Fla. (AP) — Jordan Spieth couldn’t see any of the 240 yards to the green on the toughest hole at the TPC Sawgrass. He was in the rough so far right of the 14th fairway that he was closer to a water hazard on No. 12 that he didn’t know even existed. His ball was on the back side of a mound. One wrong move could have led to a big number. “Probably the best shot I’ve hit here this week,” Spieth said

Saturday. The contact was perfect. The ball landed about pin-high in a bunker, setting up another par. It was like that all day at The Players Championship. Every time the 20-year-old Texan landed in trouble, he answered with a recovery shot, a chip-and-run, and always a putt that kept him without a bogey through 54 holes and gave him a share of the lead with Martin Kaymer going into the final round.

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. . . Track Continued from page B-1

Shemet-Pitcher joined Waclawski and Mitchell (both sophomores) for a oneoff relay team. All four girls said they wouldn’t be running the 3,200-meter relay at next week’s region meet. “But having all those people there cheering was big,” Waclawski said. SoHi’s Nelson went on to have a big day, even after the agonizingly close second-place finish. Nelson was edged by .03 seconds by Kerry Ross of Nikiski in the girls 100, but then won the girls 200 (27.32 seconds), 400 (1:01.83) and triple jump (33—3.5) events. Kenai junior Allie Ostrander also had a big day, sweeping the girls distance events in the 800, 1,600 and 3,200-meter runs. And she completed the trifecta after a morning soccer game in which she helped Kenai to a 1-0 victory over Wasilla. After topping the field in the 1,600 with a time of 5:00.96, Ostrander won the 800 in 2:16.96, going stride-forstride with SoHi’s Olivia Hutchings for the first lap before pulling away on the second. “I’m happy with it,” Ostrander said. “I felt pretty strong through much of it, and Olivia Hutchings was right there to push me and that was good.” Ostrander said her coach told her to go hard in the 800, try to hit five minutes flat in the 1,600 and hold back in

the 3,200. And hold back she did. In a race that she typically dominates in, Ostrander ran side-by-side with SoHi’s Sadie Fox for the first three laps (of eight), and held a pedestrian pace until she decided to pick up her speed and cruise to the win by over a minute, running a time of 11:47.52. “My coach wasn’t even going to put me in, but we wanted the (team) points,” Ostrander said. “He said just to take it easy today. “We were having a good conversation the first three laps, it was fun.” The Kenai boys piled up a large number of points off the distance events, too. As has become the norm for 2014, the Theisen brothers swept the distance events, with Jordan taking the 800 (2:02.17) and the 3,200 (10:38.10), and Jonah winning the 1,600 (4:38.78). Like Ostrander in the girls 3,200, Jordan Theisen restrained himself from running his typical pace, keeping cool in a five-man pack at the front and surging to the lead as the group approached the bell lap. Theisen beat Seward’s Matthew Moore by just over seven seconds. Kenai senior Lucas Casebeer swept the two sprinting events with wins the boys 100 (11.95 seconds) and 200 (24.29). Cook Inlet Academy junior Madison Orth helped to give the smaller schools some coverage, sweeping the girls hurdles events, and senior teammate Zach Taplin swept the boys throwing events, especially impos-

ing his dominance in the discus with a toss of 141—01 — 24 feet and 6 inches farther than second-place Riley Smithwick, also of CIA. The boys 1,600-meter relay race bookended the day with exciting finishes. Only two teams faced off, but the show was spectacular, as Skyview and Kenai traded places on track. In the end, Skyview anchor leg Micah Hilbish managed to pass and outsprint Kenai anchor leg Jonah Theisen by .53 seconds to give the Panthers a victory in 3:45.39. Kenai Peninsula Borough track championships GIRLS Team results — 1. Soldotna, 176 points; 2. Kenai Central, 142; 3. Homer, 66; 4. Skyview, 37; 5. Nikiski, 36; 6. CIA, 35; 7. Seward, 18; 8. Ninilchik, 5. 100 meters — 1. Kerry Ross, Nik, 13.30; 2. Daisy Nelson, Sol, 13.33; 3. Haillee Landess, Sky, 13.51; 4. Angie Cardoza, Hom, 13.64; 5. Arianne Parrish, Nik, 13.70; 6. Katie Kilfoyle, Ken, 13.97. 200 — 1. Daisy Nelson, Sol, 27.32; 2. Kyla Whannell, Ken, 27.36; 3. Lindsey Wong, Sol, 27.43; 4. Kerry Ross, Nik, 27.82; 5. Ryen Dougherty, Nik, 28.24; 6. Haillee Landess, Sky, 28.56. 400 — 1. Daisy Nelson, Sol, 1:01.83; 2. Aurora Waclawski, Hom, 1:02.52; 3. Dani McCormick, Sol, 1:02.92; 4. Emily Werner, Sol, 1:06.13; 5. Julieanne Wilson, Ken, 1:09.30; 6. Samantha Kalarchik, Ken, 1:10.08. 800 — 1. Allie Ostrander, Ken, 2:16.96; 2. Olivia Hutchings, Sol, 2:21.29; 3. Dani McCormick, Sol, 2:30.48; 4. Courtney Stroh, Ken, 2:48.58; 5. Ashley VonBorstel, Sew, 2:58.87; 6. Heather Morton, Sky, 2:59.35. 1,600 — 1. Allie Ostrander, Ken, 5:00.96; 2. Molly Mitchell, Hom, 5:30.73; 3. Sadie Fox, Sol, 5:49.93; 4. Courtney Stroh, Ken, 5:56.26; 5. Molly Erickson, Sol, 6:03.41; 6. Hannah Pothast, Sol, 6:04.02. 3,200 — 1. Allie Ostrander, Ken, 11:47.52; 2. Sadie Fox, Sol, 12:53.13; 3. Josephine Braun, Sew, 13:12.47; 4. Audrey Rosencrans, Hom, 13:21.14; 5. Hannah Pothast, Sol, 13:25.17; 6. Audrey Russell, Hom, 13:44.60. 100m hurdles — 1. Madison Orth, CIA, 16.85; 2.

Beverly Schindler, Ken, 18.04; 3. Katie Kilfoyle, Ken, 19.17; 4. Casey Neill, Sky, 19.30; 5. Sierra Baldwin, Sol, 19.88; 6. Myah Smith, Sol, 20.59. 300m hurdles — 1. Madison Orth, CIA, 52.76; 2. Lauren Evarts, Hom, 53.01; 3. Katie Kilfoyle, Ken, 53.19; 4. Beverly Schindler, Ken, 54.18; 5. Casey Neill, Sky, 56.31; 6. Lauren Jones, Hom, 57.35. 400m relay — 1. Kenai (Coghill, Harding, McKinstry, Whannell) 54.05; 2. Nikiski, 54.26; 3. Skyview, 54.71; 4. Soldotna, 59.16; 5. Ninilchik, 1:06.08. 800m relay — 1. Soldotna (Wong, McCormick, Johnson, Werner) 1:52.66; 2. Kenai, 1:54.24; 3. Homer, 1:57.40; 4. Skyview, 1:58.64. 1,600m relay — 1. Soldotna (McCormick, Wong, Hutchings, Werner) 4:21.72; 2. Kenai, 4:35.09; 3. Homer, 4:42.35; 4. Skyview, 5:03.10. 3,200m relay — 1. Homer (Cabana, Shemet-Pitcher, Mitchell, Waclawski) 10:13.73; 2. Soldotna, 10:13.83; 3. Kenai, 11:36.33; 4. Seward, 11:55.77; 5. Skyview, 13:41.65. Shot put — 1. Makaela Wong, Sol, 33’0.75”; 2. Kiana Hendricks, Sol, 31’02”; 3. Annie Quinn, Sol, 29’05”; 4. Abby Beck, Ken, 28’10.25”; 5. Jordan Finney, Nin, 26’08.25”; 6. Mikayla Clark, Nin, 26’07.25”. Discus — 1. Abby Beck, Ken, 96’02”; 2. Kiana Hendricks, Sol, 90’-07”; 3. Laura Kromrey, Sew, 89’04”; 4. Makaela Wong, Sol, 86’02”; 5. Annie Quinn, Sol, 81’01”; 6. Kendall Taplin, CIA, 72’06”. High jump — 1. Lindsey Wong, Sol, 4’09”; 2. Kiana Harding, Ken, 4’08”; 3. Crystal Crane, Hom, 4’04”; 4. Claire McElroy, Sol, 4’02”. Long jump — 1. Arianne Parrish, Nik, 14’10”; 2. Julieanne Wilson, Ken, 14’5.5”; 3. Madison Orth, CIA, 14’2.5”; 4. Crystal Crane, Hom, 13’10”; 5. Hayley Ramsell, Sky, 12’09”; 6. Heather Tolliver, Sky, 12’00”. Triple jump — 1. Daisy Nelson, Sol, 33’3.5”; 2. Madison Orth, CIA, 31’10”; 3. Kiana Harding, Sol, 30’10.5”; 4. Hayley Ramsell, Sky, 30’8.5”; 5. Margaret McGlothen, Sol, 25’00”. BOYS Team results — 1. Kenai, 113 points; T2. Skyview, 65; T2. Homer, 65; 4. Nikiski, 56; 5. Seward, 53; 6. Seldovia, 48; 7. Soldotna, 42; 8. CIA, 38; 9. Ninilchik, 6. 100 — 1. Lucas Casebeer, Ken, 11.95; 2. Connor Seay, Hom, 12.15; 3. Austin Crosby, Sel, 12.19; 4. Ian Ashley, Ken, 12.29; 5. John Shank, Hom, 12.29; 6. Joseph Cardoza, Hom, 12.30. 200 — 1. Lucas Casebeer, Ken, 24.29; 2. Austin Crosby, Sel, 24.69; 3. Seth Carstens, Nik, 24.70; 4. Joseph Cardoza, Hom, 25.04; 5. Jackson Meyer, Sol, 25.07; 6. Zach Martin, Sew, 25.21. 400 — 1. Micah Hilbish, Sky, 53.15; 2. Zach Martin, Sew, 55.22; 3. Coltin Yancey, Sky, 55.86; 4. Jackson Meyer, Sol, 55.91; 5. Aaron Swedberg, Sol, 56.71; 6.

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Sky Schlung, Sky, 58.20. 800 — 1. Jordan Theisen, Ken, 2:02.17; 2. Jonah Theisen, Ken, 2:04.44; 3. Micah Hilbish, Sky, 2:07.50; 4. Levi Michael, Sol, 2:08.70; 5. Travis Cooper, Ken, 2:09.57; 6. Mac Lee, Ken, 2:11.98. 1,600 — 1. Jonah Theisen, Ken, 4:38.78; 2. Pedro Ochoa, Hom, 4:41.56; 3. Nate Mole, Ken, 5:02.39; 4. Brandon Moore, Sew, 5:06.31; 5. Tyler Thorne, Nin, 5:07.87; 6. Jared Brant, Hom, 5:09.60. 3,200 — 1. Jordan Theisen, Ken, 10:38.10; 2. Matthew Moore, Sew, 10:45.25; 3. Daniel Shuler, Sky, 10:48.72; 4. Tyler Thorne, Nin, 10:57.28; 5. Brenner Musgrave, Sky, 11:12.28; 6. Jacob Sundberg, Sky, 11:44.89. 110m hurdles — 1. Ryan Toney, Sol, 19.94; 2. Souleymane Sidibe, Sel, 20.59. 300m hurdles — 1. Connor Seay, Hom, 45.07; 2. Jonathan Kingsland, Sew, 46.12; 3. Nate Mole, Ken, 47.56; 4. Ryan Toney, Sol, 49.42; 5. Matthew Moore, Sew, 51.40; 6. Zane Boyer, Hom, 53.27. 400m relay — 1. Kenai (Ashley, Casebeer, Jackman, Randall) 48.63; 2. Nikiski, 49.06; 3. Seldovia, 49.64; 4. Skyview, 50.51; 5. Cook Inlet, 50.61; 6. Soldotna, 50.97. 800m relay — 1. Homer (Seay, Cardoza, Navrot, Shank) 1:40.56; 2. Skyview, 1:43.45; 3. Seldovia, 1:44.10; 4. Cook Inlet, 1:44.72; 5. Soldotna, 1:44.80; 6. Kenai, DNQ. 1,600m relay — 1. Skyview (Hemphill, Yancey, Schlung, Musgrave) 3:45.39; 2. Kenai, 3:45.92. 3,200m relay — 1. Kenai (Cooper, Lee, Theisen, Theisen) 8:35.96; 2. Skyview, 8:58.52; 3. Soldotna, 9:12.99; 4. Homer, 9:15.18; 5. Seward, 9:29.67. Shot put — 1. Zach Taplin, CIA, 45’0.5”; 2. Luke Johnson, Nik, 42’7.75”; 3. Dalton Best, Sol, 41’01”; 4. Asa Quimby, Nik, 40’3.75”; 5. Adam O’Guinn, Sky, 39’8.5”; 6. Tom Randall, Ken, 39’0.75”. Discus — 1. Zach Taplin, CIA, 141’01”; 2. Riley Smithwick, CIA, 116’07”; 3. Asa Quimby, Nik, 115’02”; 4. Luke Johnson, Nik, 112’06”; 5. Howie Hubbard, Sew, 111’08”; 6. Adam O’Guinn, Sky, 110’05”. High jump — 1. Seth Carstens, Nik, 6’00”; 2. Jonathan Kingsland, Sew, 5’00”. Long jump — 1. Seth Carstens, Nik, 19’01”; 2. Connor Seay, Hom, 18’11.5”; 3. Austin Crosby, Sel, 17’9.5”; 4. Calem Collier, Sel, 17’5.25”; 5. Souleymane Sidibe, Sel, 16’7.75”; 6. Mason Lloyd, Ken, 15’7.75”. Triple jump — 1. Zach Martin, Sew, 37’4.5”; 2. John Shank, Hom, 37’01”; 3. Lucas Casebeer, Ken, 35’05”; 4. Timothy Smithwick, CIA, 35’2.5”; 5. Souleymane Sidibe, Sel, 34’10.5”; 6. Maliq McElory, Sol, 34’3.25”.

Gordon takes Kansas checkered flag DAN GELSTON AP Sports Writer

KANSAS CITY, Kan. — At any age, Jeff Gordon sure knows how to win. Nearly two decades after he burst onto the scene with his first victory, Gordon keeps taking checkered flags, storming to the lead in the final laps at Kansas Speedway on Saturday night for his first victory of the season and 89th overall in NASCAR’s top series. The 42-year-old Gordon held off a hard-charging Kevin Harvick on the final lap to move into the Chase for the Sprint Cup championship field. Gordon won for the first time C

since October at Martinsville and became the ninth driver to win in the first 11 races this season. He entered the race with the points lead, but exclaimed a weight was lifted off his shoulders as he crossed the finish line for his third Kansas victory. “I’m just so proud of (the 24 team). They have been giving me the best race cars all year long,” Gordon said. “I have been having so much fun. I’m going to be 43 this year and I feel like I’m 25 again. That is the way they make me feel.” Kasey Kahne was third, followed by Joey Logano and Dale Earnhardt Jr. Danica Patrick was seventh for her best career Cup finish.

Gordon built his points lead on the strength of four top-fives and seven top-10s in the first 10 races — including second-place finishes at Texas and Richmond — but he knew how much one win would ease pressure on his Hendrick Motorsports team. He got it under the lights at Kansas. “This is so sweet,” he said. “What a huge weight lifted off this team’s shoulders. We needed to get to Victory Lane.” Gordon is celebrating the 20th anniversary of his first career Cup victory at Charlotte Motor Speedway in the prestigious Coca-Cola 600. He will go for his fourth Coca-Cola 600 victory May 25.

At Daytona this year, Gordon insisted he was serious about considering retirement with a fifth championship. He looks every bit a title contender — but said he feels like he could race until 50 if his cars are this stout. “The whole retirement thing I think is thrown out too much,” he said. “I know I’m somewhat to blame for that.” After the start of the race was delayed 35 minutes by rain, the first Sprint Cup night race at Kansas soon left drivers in the dark after the lights went out on the backstretch. NASCAR polled drivers if they wanted to continue and they were good to go, with Kurt Busch and Carl Edwards among the many who

Ice Dogs rule NAHL Staff report

The Fairbanks Ice Dogs claimed the North American Hockey League’s Robertson Cup on Saturday night at the Big Dipper Ice Arena in Fairbanks, ousting the Austin (Minnesota) Bruins 6-2 and winning the best-of-three series in two games. Austin scored first in the opening period, but Fairbanks scored five unanswered goals — two each from Colton Wolter and Viktor Liljegren — to ice the game in the late minutes. It is the second Robertson Cup victory for Fairbanks after the franchise won in 2011.

Ducks beat Los Angeles By The Associated Press

LOS ANGELES — John Gibson made 28 saves in his dynamic NHL playoff debut, captain Ryan Getzlaf had a goal and an assist, and the Anaheim Ducks evened their second-round playoff series with a 2-0 victory over the Los Angeles Kings in Game 4 on Saturday night. Devante Smith-Pelly also scored in the first period and Corey Perry had two assists for the top-seeded Ducks, who bounced back from two seriesopening losses at home with consecutive victories at Staples Center. Anaheim started its third goalie in three games with the dramatic entrance of Gibson, the 20-year-old American widely considered the best goaltending prospect in hockey. BRUINS 4, CANADIENS 2 BOSTON — Reilly Smith and Jarome Iginla scored 32 seconds apart to help the Boston Bruins snap a five-year playoff powerplay drought against Montreal and beat the Canadiens in Game 5 of the Eastern Conference semifinals Saturday night. The Bruins lead the best-of-seven series 3-2, with a chance to eliminate the Canadiens in Montreal on Monday night. Game 7 would be Wednesday night back in Boston. C

said the track was bright enough to race. Harvick led the final 36 laps in his October win and led the first 41 on Saturday before briefly falling into the middle of the pack. Harvick worked his way to the front in the No. 4 Chevrolet and opened a commanding lead over Gordon and Logano. He led a race-high 119 laps in the 400mile race — small consolation once Gordon grabbed the lead with eight to go. With two wins already, Harvick has been a force in his first season at Stewart-Haas Racing, but his dominant Chevrolet ran out of gas on his last pit stop and lost time that he couldn’t recover.

“I should have been paying attention to my pit road lights and should have got off pit road better,” he said. “I made a mistake at the end and it cost us a chance to stay out in front of the 24.” Patrick had her best run of the season, spending most of the race nestled inside the top 10, and brought a needed jolt of electricity when she passed teammate Tony Stewart and Earnhardt to move into third with 95 laps left. Patrick hadn’t finished better this season than 14th at Fontana and her lone top-10 in the Cup series was an eighth-place finish in the 2013 Daytona 500. She was shuffled back on a restart, costing her a top five.

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wasn’t too concerned about Nikiski rallying back. “We had enough of a lead at that point,” Johnson said. “I was more concerned that we would start breaking down and not playing our game, because we have a game tomorrow, and we don’t want to end this game playing ugly.” After Pankow completed his hat trick in the 56th minute, Johnson began subbing players in to ease up on his starters, and the Bulldogs began making runs at the Kings. Nikiski scored its opening goal in the 59th minute when Griffel beat two Ketchikan defenders and found enough space in front of the net to score. In the 71st minute, the Bulldogs made good on a corner kick that Broussard managed to convert with a high header. Nico Castro took the kick. However, any possible momen-

Ketchikan girls 2, Nikiski 0 The visiting Kings held control throughout much of the match Friday afternoon and posted a win over the Bulldogs. Ketchikan’s Gabi Bonck and Angel Spurgeon scored in the 37th and 55th minutes, respectively. The win improved the Kings’ season record to 4-3-2, while the Bulldogs are still in search of their first win and dropped to 0-5-2. “They’re always going to keep fighting, just to get that equalizer,” said Nikiski coach Mandy Adair. “We just gotta keep working on winning those through balls and being stronger on the ball and not getting pushed off. That’s the biggest thing.” Adair switched goalkeepers midway through, as she’s done before, in favor of more attacking on the Nikiski front line. Rachel

Thompson started in goal and faced 13 shots on target while giving up two goals, and Adair pulled her after the second Ketchikan score in the 55th minute to put in Brianna Vollertson. Vollerston faced four shots the rest of the game. “I was just trying to create some offense,” Adair said. “What’s the difference if you lose 2-0? If we can create some offense and create opportunities, it’s a good momentum switch.” Ketchikan coach Marissa Medford said she thought her team was tired, having played their third game in three days on the road. “They’re a little fatigued,” Medford said. “Definitely tiredness was starting to kick in. When they get tired they try to shove it down the middle and we have some lapses, so I just try to have them keep it wide.” The fatigue wasn’t so obvious to the crowd though. Ketchikan took 17 shots on goal while Nikiski tallied four, and the Kings took seven corner kicks to Nikiski’s zero.

Nets beat Heat By The Associated Press

NEW YORK — Two losses in Miami didn’t faze Paul Pierce, nor did 16 quick points by LeBron James. The postseason, Pierce said repeatedly, is no time to panic. And the Heat, apparently, are nothing to fear. “We’re not scared of them,” Pierce said. Joe Johnson scored 19 points, Andray Blatche had career playoff highs of 15 points and 10 rebounds, and the Brooklyn Nets handed the Heat their first loss this postseason, 104-90 on Saturday night in Game 3 of the Eastern Conference semifinals. Pierce scored 14 points, Deron Williams and Kevin Garnett bounced back from awful offensive efforts, and the Nets withstood James’ 16-point first quarter and held him to two baskets over the final three quarters. “Tonight was the type of urgency we’re going to need for the rest of the series,” Pierce said. Brooklyn, which swept Miami in the regular season, can tie the series with a victory at home Monday night in Game 4.

“I think this is a must-win coming up Monday,” Garnett said. “If we want to give ourselves any type of room ... any type of chance, I think that we’ve definitely got to take care of home.” James scored 28 points for the Heat, who hadn’t even faced a fourth-quarter deficit in these playoffs before having their eightgame winning streak in the postseason snapped. It was their first loss since Game 5 of the NBA Finals. SPURS 118, TRAIL BLAZERS 103 PORTLAND, Ore. — Tony Parker scored 29 points and San Antonio pulled into a commanding 3-0 lead in its Western Conference semifinal series against Portland. The Spurs led by as many as 23 points in the first half, building a big early lead just as they had in the first two games of the series in San Antonio. The teams meet again on Monday at the Moda Center. LaMarcus Aldridge had 21 points and 12 rebounds for the Portland, which pulled within eight points in the third quarter but couldn’t get any closer.

Kodiak rules SkyHi, Kenai Bears finish 4-0 on weekend homestand in softball play Staff report

The Skyview softball team was swept by host Kodiak on Friday and Saturday in Northern Lights Conference play. With a 17-4 loss Saturday and an 11-1 loss Friday, Skyview drops to 1-2 in the conference and 2-5 overall. Kodiak is 5-1 in the conference and 5-5 overall. Saturday’s game went five innings. Sam Reynolds was 3 for 3 with a run, while Cat Schoessler was 2 for 3. Bree Lahndt, Mykaela Ryback, Jessie Lester and Kristen May added hits. “We hit a little better, but we’re not making as much contact as we should,” Skyview coach Steve Schoessler said. “We had eight strikeouts last night and eight strikeouts today. “I’ve never had a team with eight strikeouts before in three years. There’s something going on with the bats and we’ve got to figure it out.” Reynolds took the loss on the mound. Skyview travels to Homer on Tuesday for a 6 p.m. game.

Panthers, reaching on an error and scoring on a ground out by Lester. May had the lone hit for the Panthers. Reynolds took the loss on the mound, striking out two and walking four. The Bears had nine hits and Skyview made six errors. “We had more errors than we’ve had all year,” Schoessler said. “We played like we stepped off the ferry and played. No excuses. We didn’t rise to the occasion.” Kodiak 13, Kenai 0 On Friday, the Bears cruised past Kenai in a game shortened to four innings, dropping the Kards to 0-5 overall and 0-3 in the league. Kaia Yatsik had a three-run double for the Bears, and also struck out six and walked none in picking up the victory on the mound. Also for Kodiak, Kaitlyn Clark had three singles and drove in a pair of runs. Kenai’s three hits came from Shannon Evans, Christina Glenzel and Alyson Quartly. Havan Shaginoff took the loss on the mound.

Kodiak 11, Skyview 1 On Friday, the Bears notched a conference win over the Panthers. After walking the first two Skyview hitters, Kodiak pitcher Kaia Yatsik settled down and retired the next 11 batters. Skyview’s Aubrey Rodriguez had the lone run for the

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ners on in the bottom of the seventh, but could not move them around. Klayton Justice pitched the full game for Soldotna. “I probably made a mistake leaving him in in that last in-

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on the road. Skyview coach David Carpenter said the highlight of the game for his team was the hard work by Carissa Lingle. Palmer boys 6, Skyview 0 The Panthers fell to 1-5 with an NLC loss on the road. “It was a typical Valley game,” Skyview coach Jake Eveland said. “It was physical and they let a lot of things play. “I was impressed with the kids keeping their heads cool.” Eveland said Ryan Winter played well and did a good job, while Bailey Blumentritt was steady in the midfield. He also said Bailey Jones had a solid game in goal.

Kodiak 15, Kenai 0 On Saturday, Yatsik blanked the Kardinals again as Kenai fell to 0-6 overall and 0-4 in the league. The game lasted three innings and Yatsik kept the Kards without a hit. Alyson Quartly took the loss for the Kards. ning, but he’s a tough kid and I thought he could get out of it,” Soldotna coach George Stein said. SoHi led 5-0 after the first inning. Justice Miller had a two-run home run for Soldotna, while Justice also had a hit that scored two. “We hit the ball halfway decent, we just left a lot on base,” Stein said. ished up a perfect week by topping the Moose in NLC play Saturday. Homer moved to 7-1 overall by beating Nikiski, Soldotna, Grace and Palmer this week. “I’m really proud of the kids,” Homer coach Warren Waldorf said. “That’s four games this week against four pretty strong opponents. “It was 73 degrees up here. There wasn’t much wind. It was pretty hot. It’s nice to have the week over with.” Homer girls 1, Palmer 0 The visiting Mariners notched an NLC win over the Moose on Saturday. Homer boys 2, Grace 1

The Mariners received goals from Kenneth Schneider and Drew Brown in picking up an NLC victory on the road. The Homer girls lost to Grace on Friday, but a score Homer boys 1, Palmer 0 was not available as the Clarion The visiting Mariners fin- went to press.

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Soldotna’s Ricky Nelson gets overtaken by Wasilla’s Ethan Keenan on Friday in Soldotna.

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half, while SoHi had six in the first and seven in the second. Katelynn Kerkvliet had the shutout in net. “We subbed a little more than they did, so maybe we had fresher players,” Soldotna coach Jimmy Love said. “Maybe they also didn’t use the wind to their advantage like we did.” In the 48th minute, Kelci Benson found Litchfield, who passed to Olivia Conradi in the middle for a goal. Just five minutes later, Kylee Wolfe played a cross to Conradi, who touched it to Alyssa Wolfe for a goal. “No. 18 was strong attacking with the ball all game,” O’Neill said of Kylee Wolfe. Love also was happy with how strong Litchfield was on the ball. “It was never quite what we wanted to see, but we did play more feet to feet as the game went on,” Love said. “If we would have done that sooner, I think the game would have been a little more calm.” O’Neill would like to play the Stars in the title game of the NLC tournament, but he knows Wasilla faces a lot of tough competition to get there. “We have to meet their intensity and physical play,” O’Neill said of the key to battling Soldotna. “We have one senior, so this was a good eye-opener as to what it will take to play at this level.” Wasilla boys 5, Soldotna 2 Compared to some of the close thrillers these two programs have authored in the past, everything was rather serene as the sun blazed away on a day in early May. “I think the sun had a good game,” Soldotna coach Jeff Siemers said after falling to 3-3-1. “It may have slowed everybody down.” The game featured a titanic struggle in the midfield, but neither side was able to turn the tables enough to C

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Olivia Conradi avoids the tackle of Jodie Richie on Friday in Soldotna.

consistently attack. Unofficially, both teams had six cracks on net. SoHi took two corners, while Wasilla had one. The goal kicks were seven for Soldotna and four for Wasilla. So how were the Warriors able to suck most of the drama out of this affair? “I felt like when our team created opportunities, they were able to take advantage of them,” Wasilla coach Blake Livingston said after improving to 6-4-1. “Soldotna is pretty strong on the back line. They did a good job.” The scoring touch and savvy of senior strikers Grig Lozko and Ethan Keenan allowed Wasilla to milk the most out of each foray into the box. In the 12th minute, Keenan found Lozko in the box, and he pulled a nice shot to the far post for a 1-0 lead. Just one minute later, RJ Kinmon played a cross to Lozko, and he was sure with his heading finish for a 2-0 lead. Just one minute later, Lozko barely missed three goals in three minutes when he pulled a shot wide. “The intensity was not as high as it should have been,” Siemers said. “It was a little bit of a slow game. “They capitalized on the opportunities when they had them.” Just six minutes before half, the Warriors made it 3-0 when Alex Fonov headed in a ball

that Lozko had flicked over keeper Daniel McElroy. In the 41st minute, Keenan banged in his own rebound before Soldotna started to fight back. In the 44th minute, Ryan Toney won a scrum in the box for a goal. In the 50th minute, Thomas Flores drove a free kick from just outside the box at goalie Kevin O’Loughlin. Tyler Fenton, who had just returned to the game after struggling with a back injury, picked up the rebound for a 4-2 game. “Soldotna is a resilient squad,” Livingston said. “You have to give them credit. They didn’t hang their heads.” But neither did the Warriors. Just three minutes later, in the 53rd minute, Keenan was fouled in the box. O’Loughlin ran the length of the field to convert the PK and give the Warriors all the breathing room they would need. Livingston gave credit to Stone Krueger and Cash McGregor for solid play in the midfield. Siemers said McElroy was solid in net. “The goals came because of defensive breakdowns,” he said. “There was not anything he could have done.”

ern Division with a victory over the visiting Seahawks. Kylee Wolfe, Reagan Schoessler, Katelynn Kerkvliet and Brianna Bennett had two goals apiece. Kelci Benson, Olivia Conradi, Skylar Shaw, Julie Litchfield and Makenna Rosin added tallies. Benson and Kerkvliet shared the shutout. Love said the game was a good way to end four straight days of games. “Seward was extremely positive,” Love said. “I think one of our girls coming off said, ‘I’m not sure why they are so excited. They’re having a good time. They’re just happy to be out there.’” Soldotna boys 8, Seward 0

The host Stars took a 7-0 lead in the first half en route to moving to 4-3-1 overall and 1-1 in the Southern Division. Ty Fenton and Ryan Toney each had two goals, while Charalambos Asimakopoulos, Kyle North, Raphael Ross and Keely Abendroth added tallies. Daniel McElroy and North combined for the shutout in net. “It was a good game to begin to get things organized for Soldotna girls 13, Seward 0 next week,” Siemers said. The Soldotna boys play The Stars moved to 8-0 host to Nikiski on Monday at overall and 2-0 in the South- 5 p.m.

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t really wasn’t much of a winter around here. In fact, it was more like putting up with a sickly spring with a cold since last January. The weirdness continued throughout April when the seasonal rains failed to make their entrance bow and the fire hazard went up almost as fast as the gouge on gasoline prices. Around the end of the month I noticed locals scurrying about prepping their flower beds while carefully uncovering miscellaneous over priced bushes and trees that they’ve protected all winter with multiple defensive methods ranging from fish net caps to tiny nuclear free booby traps. Their timing was unfortunate because it coincided with the arrival of small units of pregnant moosettes lusting for exotic plants because they couldn’t get their hooves wrapped around a half gallon of HaagenDazs and quart of dill pickles. The devastation was awesome and swift as the moody ungulates moved from yard to yard during the pre-dawn hours shearing exposed and tasty greenery down to ground level within a few hours of serious grazing with a grin. T’was a sad state of affairs when the meticulous gardeners awakened to enjoy a cup of rare imported coffee and dip their Pop Tarts only to discover their backyards steaming with fresh, gluten free, fiber nuggets where their prized flora used to reside. The preggers moose thought it was cool. Everyone has their own version of when spring really arrives. Mine occurred during the first weekend of May. Yeah, I know, it sounds like I had been ignoring the obvious. Eagles were already on the nest, the robins were back along with a plethora of other song birds. Ducks, geese, and sand hill cranes were in landing patterns all over the Kenai and Afterburner, the diminutive neighborhood hawk was back trying to make a gourmet taste treat out of our clueless miniature rescue poodle. Still it wasn’t quite spring to me until May third when we headed up to Soldotna to buy a new bed set along with a quick pit stop at Freddy’s. We left early hoping to dodge at least some of the weekend traffic but the weather was great and it seemed like everyone with something that floats was heading toward Homer. Finally, one of my more important prerequisites confirming spring had appeared and was rolling south toward our boat harbor. The second came in the parking lot of Fred Meyer. I am not a patient shopper. I would just as soon run a four wheeler with a small trailer down the aisles scooping up what I deem essential for our survival for at least a month. Unfortunately Freddy’s frowns on this technique due the negative impact it has on its other customers’ karma. Plus it highly annoys my wife, so I sit in the truck and mull over the newspaper and watch shoppers passing by. It was there I came across another official seasonal sign. A couple of ladies parked next to me and as they piled out of their rig I was almost blinded by several alabaster flashes from my side mirror and the silver finish of their SUV. I was stunned but managed to flip on a pair of shades dark enough to make the surrounding area look like it was experiencing a full eclipse of the sun. The source of the brilliance was the abrupt appearance of the infamous winter legs syndrome and the women were sporting primo examples of the condition while wearing shorts so condensed they could have been classified as pajama briefs. The intense white on their legs made the plumage of a snow goose resemble the feathers on a mud duck. It turned out they were not the only ones with exposed flesh gleaming like fresh brushed teeth. The parking lot was teeming with sun worshipers from teens in halter tops to grandparents in walking shorts, each vying for the first major sunburn of the year. I voted for the gals in the short shorts. I could have sworn their skin was turning pink and trailing smoke before they hit the store’s entrance. My last condition for the arrival of spring was met on the way home. Between the time we arrived in the area and the time we cruised out of there, Soldotna and the road south had become festooned with bikers easy riding everything from glimmering hogs to a guy on a Moped styling with enough riding leather to build his own cow. It was a great day. We now have a fine new bed and I can rest easy that spring has finally arrived and my stocks in sunscreen manufactures are set to soar. I’ll bet those first two lady pale walkers, alone, are good for a one point rise on the Dow Jones. Nick can be reached at ncvarney@gmail. com if he isn’t playing “Peel the Patch” on the back of his knees where his “snowy whites” were barbecued during a beach walk last Sunday.

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Champion graduates from basic training Air Force Reserve Airman Thomas M. Champion graduated from basic military training at Joint Base San Antonio-Lackland, San Antonio, Texas. The airman completed an intensive, eight-week program that included training in military discipline and studies, Air Force core values, physical fitness, and basic warfare principles and skills. Airmen who complete basic training earn four credits toward an associate in applied science degree through the Community College of the Air Force. Champion is the son of Michael A. Champion of Franklin, N.H. and Sheila Hanks of Kenai. He is a 2010 graduate of Franklin High School, N.H.

Beeson earns honors at Austin College Alexi “Lexi” Beeson, a graduate of Kenai Central High School, daughter of Jim Beeson and Jill Groenen, has been named to the PHI BETA KAPPA honor society for overall academics at Austin College in Sherman, Texas.

HEA awards scholarships, announces contest winners Homer Electric Association’s annual meeting featured the winners of Homer Electric’s Safety Poster Contest, Youth Rally selections and HEA Scholarship Program recipients. HEA’s annual Safety Poster Contest elevates awareness of electrical energy by challenging 3rd and 4th graders to think about the benefits, as well as potential hazards, associated with electric use. Students are encouraged to create a safety message that can be expressed through art. Best Safety Message: Avrie Medina, 3rd Grade, K-Beach Elementary Most Creative Message: Michael Boatright, 4th Grade, IDEA Home School Most Humorous Message: Dimitry Basargin, 3rd Grade, Razdolna School The Youth Rally is a week long summer camp specifically tailored for high school students in grades 10 and 11, designed to develop leadership skills, foster teamwork, strengthen communication techniques, highlight the unique qualities of electric cooperatives and increase awareness regarding important issues faced by the utility industry. The Youth Rally is held in Idaho and is a joint effort between statewide co-ops and the National Rural Electric Cooperative. Margaret McGlothen, 10th Grade, Soldotna High School Claire Kincaid, 11th Grade, Soldotna High School HEA’s Scholarship Program is an outreach investment opportunity available to high school seniors and adults in pursuit of higher education. The award value and scholarship quantity is determined annually by the Board of Directors and funded by the interest earned on unclaimed capital credits. $1,000 Scholarship Awards District 1 — Brittany Hollers, Skyview High School; Michael Hollinger, Nikiski High School; Courtney Stroh, Kenai Central High School; Dan Adair, Other/Continuing Education Category. District 2 — Kelci Benson, Soldotna High School; Julie Litchfield, Soldotna High School; Molly Silta, Soldotna High School; Joseph Meloche, Other/Continuing Education Category. District 3 — Savely Kalugin, Voznesenka High School; Mattea Peters, Homer High School; Brian Rowe, Homer High School; Deonisy Konev, Other/Continuing Education Category. For more information about Homer Electric’s Community Outreach programs, please visit www.homerelectric.com.

4-H Members gear up for the 2014 Annual Tree-Sale Fundraiser The sun is shining, the snow has melted and it’s time once again to announce the Annual Spring 4-H Tree Sale. Each year approximately 400-500 treeroots are purchased, shipped to Alaska, sorted and resold by Kenai Peninsula District 4-H members, all in an effort to raise much-need scholarship and local 4-H program funding. This year’s sale will be held on May 17 at the Soldotna Creek Park next to Don Jose’s Restaurant. The sale will run from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Those wishing to buy trees should plan on lining up early as this sale has a history of selling out fast! Trees are sold on a first-come, first-serve basis and there will be no pre-order or pre-sale of trees. Each year individual 4-H clubs have also provided birdhouses, pastries, cookies, hot drinks and other interesting item for customers to consider. For more information about this year’s list of available trees, please visit: http://www.alaska4h.org/annual-4-h-tree-sale.html

Health tip of the week Enjoy a pet A small but growing body of research suggests pet ownership benefits health in several ways. One study found that among those who had a heart attack, dog owners were significantly more likely to be alive a year later than were those without a dog. Dog owners benefit from regularly walking Fido, too. They are less likely to be obese than non-dog owners. This health tip brought to you by Kenai Public Health Center, open Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. For more information call 335-3400.

Share community information here Has a new addition to your family just arrived? Where in the world is your military person and what are they up to? Got a new graduate, dean’s list student or an award-receiving youth? Do you have a news event, activity or fundraiser you need to let the community know about? Send it to us! Email your community events to news@peninsulaclarion.com, fax it to 283-3299, drop it off at the Clarion office in Kenai at 150 Trading Bay Drive (Monday through Friday from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m.) or mail your information to us at P.O. Box 3009, Kenai AK 99611. Events, wedding, engagement and birth submissions may not be older than six months. Wedding anniversary announcements are printed in five-year increments beginning with the 20th. For more information, call 335-1251.

Pregnancy apps track baby, mom’s progress BY BREE FOWLER AP Technology Writer

NEW YORK — When I became pregnant with my daughter, now 4, I didn’t even own a smartphone. I did most of my pregnancy research with my desktop computer and those pregnancy books that nearly every first-time mom reads. Now, baby No. 2 is on the way and times have changed. With the rise of smartphones, tablets and wearable devices, there’s no shortage of pregnancy-related hightech products on the market. I get weekly updates explaining what’s going on with my body and my baby’s development, which show up as notifications from my various iPhone apps. The first time around, I got emails from

pregnancy websites. There are also apps to track how much weight you’ve gained, how often your baby kicks and eventually how far apart your contractions are. There are even smartphone-enabled devices that let you listen to your baby’s heartbeat at home. Like a lot of second-time moms, I didn’t feel the need to gorge myself on pregnancy information this time around. But I did download some of the more popular apps. I stuck largely to free apps, though I also tested a $129 fetal heart monitor that attaches to a smartphone. Although the apps don’t cover everything an expectant mom needs to know, they offer enough that I’ve barely dusted off my pregnancy books this time around.

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This product image provided by Bellabeat shows the Bellabeat fetal heart listening system. A heart monitor device, available for $129, is plugged into your smartphone’s headphone port, then a set of earbuds is plugged into the device. The companion smartphone app tracks the baby’s heart rate and lets you record the sound.

Tops in tags: Noah, Sophia are favorite baby names BY STEPHEN OHLEMACHER Associated Press

WASHINGTON — When it comes to baby names, blending in is out, and standing out is in. Noah and Sophia top the Social Security Administration’s list of most popular American baby names for 2013, but they don’t begin to approach the popularity of past generation favorites like John and Mary. Noah sailed past Jacob to claim the top spot for boys, ending Jacob’s 14-year reign. Sophia was No. 1 for the third straight year in the list released Friday. Noah was followed by Liam, Jacob, Mason and William. Sophia was followed by Emma, Olivia, Isabella and Ava. But none of these names is nearly as popular as the top names were a generation ago. Why? Because more and more parents are looking to give their children names that will set them apart, instead of worrying about whether they will fit in. “Names have more widely become seen as a personal brand, a statement of individual style and personality, and so people are looking for a name that’s different from what other people have,” said Pame-

‘Reality TV is one of the biggest style makers today because it gives us a constant new stream of names from all over the place. — Laura Wattenberg, creator of Babynamewizard.com. la Redmond Satran, co-founder of Nameberry.com. “In the 1950s, everybody was looking to blend in.” Last year, a little more than 18,000 newborns were named Noah. Twenty years ago, almost 50,000 newborns were named Michael, the top name that year. In 1950, when James was No. 1, there were more than 86,000 newborns with that name. It’s the same story for the girls. About 21,000 newborns were named Sophia last year. Twenty years ago, 35,000 babies were named Jessica. In 1950, more than 80,000 were named Linda, the top name for girls that year. “In the past, most parents were picking from a pretty well-defined set of names,” said Laura Wattenberg, creator of Babynamewizard. com. “Literally for hundreds of years, the English royal names dominated. You had John and Mary and James and Elizabeth.” C

“Today,” she said, “we get names everywhere.” Jacob first rose to No. 1 in 1999. In the 45 years before that, Michael was king for all but one. There has been more variety among the girls. Mary dominated the first half of the 20th century. But in the past two decades, Emily, Emma, Isabella and Jessica have all spent time at the top. “People are not as creative with boys’ names,” said Jennifer Moss, founder of Babynames.com. “I find that when I’m working with parents, the father tends to be more conservative about boys names. His No. 1 concern is always, ‘Oh, I don’t want it to be too crazy or he’ll be teased on the playground.’” The Social Security Administration’s website provides lists of the top 1,000 baby names for each year, dating to 1880. The top baby names that year were John and Mary. John

is now No. 27 and Mary has fallen to No. 121. Social Security also charts the fastest-rising names each year. These names may not be in the top 10 or even the top 100, but they moved up more spots than any other. For girls, the runaway winner was Daleyza, which jumped a whopping 3,130 spots, to No. 585. Daleyza is the name of the young daughter of Larry Hernandez, a singer who stars in a Spanish-language reality TV show called “Larrymania.” “Reality TV is one of the biggest style makers today because it gives us a constant new stream of names from all over the place,” Wattenberg said. Among the other top risers for girls: Marjorie, Lennon and Jurnee. Jurnee Smollett-Bell is an actress who starred in the TV show “Friday Night Lights.” For boys, the fastest rising name was Jayceon, which jumped 845 spots, to No. 206. Two hip hop artists are named Jayceon. One simply goes by the name Jayceon. The other, Jayceon Terrell Taylor, is a rapper who goes by the stage name The Game. Among the other top risers for boys: Milan, Atlas, Jayse and Duke.

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Candidates should be seen, not heard

ike you, I have been receiving a lot of political phone calls lately. Usually in the evening, about suppertime. Usually recordings. Usually obnoxious ones. When the phone shows that the incoming call is from “Anonymous” or “Private caller,” I don’t answer it. But then, that’s my policy all the time, not just during elections. If you don’t have the pride to identify yourself when calling, you don’t need to be calling. Not calling me, anyway. Say hello to my voicemail. Whenever I do get suckered into picking up the phone, callers have one chance to make a good impression. The same goes for their commercials. If the first one I hear is pandering to the lowest common denominator (and of course, it is), then they shouldn’t

town and clean up America. And this expect me to listen as the commeris often from people who have been cial is repeated ad nauseum. in federal office for years! Here’s the deal. All those calls A couple of candidates this and commercials have been caretime around have lost my potenfully planned out and, of course, we tial vote already because they said know that “I approved this message.” they “grew” a business. Now, they If their message is wrong now, we might have grown a crop, and they can’t expect them to get things right might have grown a foot that sumwhen they’re speaking off the cuff Glynn Moore mer when they were 13. But I’ve on the campaign trail. never seen anyone grow a business. I’m not a political animal, though, and to me, it’s not really what they say – they’re Built it, yes, or expanded it, or doubled its all going to say they grew up loving America size. If they’re calling to tell me they grew a busiand guns – but it’s how they say it. Their gobbledygook usually stops me before I can hear ness, they’d better show me a field where little their political message. Hmmm, maybe that’s offices or assembly lines have sprouted up. Another candidate dropped off my rafor the better. For instance, politicians love to rag on dar when he said he “partnered” with some Washington. They’re going to sweep into that group. Maybe he did work with that group,

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supposedly raping his daughter. He went to court, but the daughter failed to appear, so the charges were dropped. Since then, even though I consider him a friend, I have seen him in a different Abigail Van Buren light. I know he could be innocent, but my fiance and I do not want him at our wedding around family and kids. I don’t know how to tell him he won’t be invited. What should I say or not say? — BRIDE-TO-BE IN THE USA DEAR BRIDE-TO-BE: I can’t think of a polite way to tell someone you’re afraid your family members wouldn’t be safe around him, and I don’t think it will be necessary because Darrell is going to get the picture without anything being said. It’s regrettable that your co-worker didn’t have his day in court because at the office it appears he has already been found guilty. It goes without saying that you have to find a luncheon partner and mentor besides Darrell, so be prepared. DEAR READERS: A happy Mother’s Day to mothers everywhere — birth mothers, adoptive and foster mothers, stepmothers, and grandmothers who are raising grandchildren. Orchids to you, for the love you give every day. Love, ABBY Dear Abby is written by Abigail Van Buren, also known as Jeanne Phillips, and was founded by her mother, Pauline Phillips. Contact Dear Abby at www.DearAbby.com or P.O. Box

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Children don’t need to know that pets will one day die DEAR ABBY: When I was growing up, I was taught to love animals and I had several. For various reasons I never had to deal with making the decision to put one to sleep. As I grew older, I realized we don’t have the right to “own” living creatures, but we can take care of them. Eventually, my dog became ill and I had to make the choice to put him down. It was heartbreaking, and while I support my local animal shelter, I vowed to never again have another animal I would have to make that decision for. Now my children are asking me to find a dog for them, and I’m at a loss about what to do. Do I first make them aware that the animal we love will die in some fashion, including that we may have to decide to put him to sleep? Or do I let them have an animal and let them deal with the heartbreak when the time comes? Thanks for your input. — ANIMAL GUARDIAN IN MICHIGAN DEAR ANIMAL GUARDIAN: If your children are young, let them enjoy having a pet to love without worrying about the fact that its life span may not be forever. If you do, they will learn about responsible pet ownership in good time, as well as the responsibility that comes when the pet becomes so old or sick that it can no longer enjoy life. While death is a part of life, I don’t think that reality should be impressed upon your children now.

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Jaqueline Bigar’s Stars A baby born today has a Sun in Taurus and a Moon in Libra. HAPPY BIRTHDAY for Sunday, May 11, 2014: This year you view your day-to-day life differently. You are inspired in many ways by a desire for change. Without tossing your life upside down, you’ll find that a small adjustment could change how you feel. If you are single, you are likely to meet someone in a strange way, perhaps while having an argument with someone else. If you are attached, the two of you will want to develop a common interest or hobby. You also might decide to take a workshop together. Your daily life as a couple becomes more important as well. LIBRA is quite generous with his or her time when interacting with you. The Stars Show the Kind of Day You’ll Have: 5-Dynamic; 4-Positive; 3-Average; 2-So-so; 1-Difficult ARIES (March 21-April 19) HHHH Someone might be rather challenging. This person probably has listened to you for so many years that he or she has been waiting for this moment to stand up to you. Recognize the inevitable change of roles. Tonight: Go along with someone else’s suggestion. This Week: Defer to others; they will be happy, and you will be free. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) HHH No one knows how to lounge and be laidback like you do, though you often do not permit that behavior. Make this a supremely lazy day. Don’t feel obligated to do anything but sleep and maybe watch some TV. You might not even pick up the phone. Tonight: Put your feet up. This Week: Dive into work Monday. Network the remainder of the week. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) HHHHAllow greater give-and-take between you and a child. Perhaps you’ll opt to join him or her for a fun kid’s activity as well as for an event that you choose. Don’t take this time together for granted. Tonight: Ever playful. This Week: Taming your playfulness could take most of the week. CANCER (June 21-July 22) HHH Be more sensitive to a family member who might need a little encouragement. Arguments could erupt, especially as others seem to be controlling. Know that you are making the correct choices for you. Tonight: Be a couch potato. This Week: You might not want to work Monday. By Tuesday, you will feel great. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) HHHH You might feel slightly overburdened by what needs to be done, but a phone call could cheer you up. Don’t be surprised if you suddenly veer in an unanticipated direction. Your spontaneity will encourage others to be more upbeat. Tonight: Catch up on a pal’s news. This Week: Stay on top of a domestic issue that could rear its ugly head. C

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) HHH Be conscious of a need to overspend and go overboard. This activity might be OK once in a while, but in general it does not work out well. Use care with your funds, as you might miscount change or agree to an expense you later will regret. Tonight: Review your budget. This Week: You will have an opportunity to speak your mind. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) HHHH You could be involved in an argument involving a child or loved one. Later you might wish that you had not lost your temper. Consider making amends when you feel you are able to do so. Don’t let anyone sit on negativity for too long. Tonight: As you like it. This Week: Stay on top of a financial situation. Speak your mind after Wednesday. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) HHH Take some much-needed personal time off; you will feel much better as a result. If you want to head out and take a walk alone, do. Remember, Sunday is your day of rest. Enjoy reading the paper and/or listening to some good music. Tonight: Be mysterious. This Week: You hit your power days, and you are capable of nearly anything. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) HHHH Join a group of friends in an activity or pastime that you all enjoy. You will feel far more relaxed than you have in a long time. A loved one can’t seem to do enough to draw you closer to him or her. Be aware of this, and put forth more effort. Tonight: Happy as a clam. This Week: Gather information this week rather than make history. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) HHHH Defer to someone else, and listen to his or her suggestions. You could be far more content if you let others take command and make choices accordingly. An older friend or family member might be difficult to deal with. Tonight: The only answer is “yes.” This Week: Zero in on what you want. The odds are with you. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) HHHH Someone could make an overture that is quite touching. Decide to let go and not worry so much. A friend might become testy if you don’t make time for him or her. Avoid reacting to your feelings about someone who is trying to control you. Tonight: Watch a favorite show. This Week: All eyes look to you. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) HHHH Remain responsive to a loved one, even if you have had a tiff or two. You could get sucked into the blaming game and experience some anger. Listen to this person without getting triggered. Get into a favorite pastime or hobby. Tonight: Make it dinner for two. This Week: Detach, and you will gain a lot of understanding.

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General Employment CAREGIVER NEEDED For assisted living home. Call between 9am-9pm (907)262-5090. KITCHEN HELP No Experience Necessary, Apply in person, before 10AM only. Charlotteâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Restaurant, Kenai.

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Advertising Assistant Proficiency with both Mac and PC computer using Word/ Excel and Outlook, as well as experience with other software programs desirable. Exceptional customer service and telephone skills, accuracy in data entry with a high attention to detail. Professional appearance. Ability to meet deadlines and complete multiple tasks, this individual will support the Advertising Department with office related tasks, may work directly with customers in a receptionist capacity, perform data entry on a daily basis, and learn to answer phones. Hours are Monday â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Friday, 8am- 5pm. Salary DOE. Benefits available. Submit completed application attention: Leslie Talent Peninsula Clarion PO Box 3009 Kenai, AK 99611 No Phone Calls. The Peninsula Clarion is an EOE. Applications are available at our offices on 150 Trading Bay Road in Kenai, Suite 1.

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Hospitality & Food Service Dishwasher $10./hr with experience. Apply in person The Duck Inn

WANTED Refrigeration Tech. Experience but will train. Contact Chris (907)283-8176

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Property Management Division 170 N. Birch Suite 101, Soldotna (907)262-2522 Mary.Parske@century21.com www.Century21FreedomRealty.com

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General Employment WANTED EXPERIENCED GREEK COOK

Full time position open for a Cook specializing in authentic Greek style and method of cooking, Must be proficient in all areas of Saute, Grill, and Pizza making. Minimum of 5 years real work experience necessary, a degree is not required. Pay depends on level of expertise. Please have resumes and references available. Please make all inquires between 2pm- 4pm Monday- Friday in person at 811 Frontage Rd., Kenai, AK or by phone at (907)283-2222. Contact persons are Anami or Pedro.

Real Estate For Sale Commercial Property Condominiums/Town Homes Farms/Ranches Homes Income Property Land Manufactured Mobile Homes Multiple Dwelling Out of Area for Sale Steel Building Vacation Property Wanted To Buy Waterfront Property

Two story home has 2,576sqft. living area, 728sqft. garage; 4-bedrooms, 5-bathrooms, vaulted ceilings, radiant floor heat (both floors) & a two story fireplace/woodstove area that is the centerpiece of living/dining room. Large living room windows, southern exposure, high efficiency gas furnace keeps the heating bills down. Five star energy rating. Underground utilities, well with excellent water quality & flow. Finishing touches to be selected are flooring, cabinets, appliances, countertops, stairway hardwoods & bathroom tile/sinks/baths/toilets. Can be sold As Is, or can be finished to owners specifications for additional costs. Six miles from Soldotna, towards Sterling, on Forest Lane. Quiet subdivision with covenants. $126 per sqft. for living area, $76 per sqft. for garage. AS IS price $380,000. (907)262-1609

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3-Bedroom, 3-baths, large kitchen with island fireplace, 2-car garage. approximately 2000sqft., on 2 acres. Very peaceful, a lot of wildlife. $310,000. (907)776-8487, (907)394-1122

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Apartments, Unfurnished CLEAN KENAI 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath. fireplace, washer/dryer, dishwasher, basement. Near schools. $775. includes heat, cable. No pets. (907)262-2522.

3-Bedroom 2-bath 2-car garage. Beautiful cedar sided home in very quite paved neighborhood on a corner lot with 1.37 acres. All one floor with no steps! All doors are extra wide. Paved driveway and parking area. Excellently maintained. Ideal open floor plan with open kitchen. In floor heat throughout. Vaulted ceilings and a gas fireplace. Large master bedroom with walk in closet and sliding glass door leading to the back deck with lots of privacy (perfect for a hot tub). Each room has its own thermostat and this house is very energy efficient. Well maintained large front and back lawn with lilac trees and rose bushes. Top of the line water filtration system that has eliminated all iron! Garage is 601Sq.Ft. Asking $269,000. (907)283-5747

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New Carpet, 2-bedroom, 1-bath, Bonus room, 5-Star Energy, Stainless Steel appliances, washer/dryer stays with full-price offer, K-Beach between Kenai & Soldotna, Vaulted ceiling. Must See. (907)252-7733 $155,000.

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EXCELLENT OCEAN VIEW! Bay Arm Apartments, Kenai. Accepting applications for 1 bedroom apartment, utilities included. $25. nonrefundable application fee. No pets. (907)283-4405. KENAI 2-BEDROOM Washer/dryer. No pets. $780. Plus tax/ deposit $810. (907)567-3386. REDOUBT VIEW Soldotna’s best value! Quiet, freshly painted, close to schools. 1-Bedroom from $625. 2-Bedroom from $725. 3-Bedroom, 2-bath, from $825. No pets. (907)262-4359. SOLDOTNA 2-Bedroom, 1-bath, apartment, washer/dryer No smoking/ pets. $850. plus electric & tax. (907)252-7355. SOLDOTNA 2-bedroom, very nice & clean. No Smoking/ No pets. $875./ plus electric. (907)252-7242.

Apartments, Furnished KENAI Large 1-bedroom furnished, $600., plus utilities. No animals/ smoking. (907)398-1303

Cabins SMALL 1-BEDROOM Cabin, Kenai River. Weekly/ monthly. No smokers/ pets. (907)283-4333

Duplex 2-BEDROOM Near schools & hospital, heated garage. $895. plu utilities, plus deposit, by application. (907)262-2654 evenings.

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SOLDOTNA Mackey Lake Quiet Location New Construction 3-Bedroom, 2-Bath Heated Garage Washer/Dryer Secure storage Radiant Heat Nonsmoking/Pets $1,485. (907)260-3470

Homes 1-BEDROOM Nikiski. $700./ first, last, $200 cleaning, references. (907)776-8970. 3-BEDROOM HOUSE Furnished, Seasonal. Close to great fishing, able to walk to river. 4370 Eagle Rock Drive, Kenai Spur. (907)469-0665 KENAI 3-Bedroom, 3-bath, appliances. washer/dryer. No pets/ smoking. $1,400. plus utilities. (907)398-1303 WHY RENT ????? Why rent when you can own, many low down & zero down payment programs available. Let me help you achieve the dream of home ownership. Call Now !!! Ken Scott, #AK203469. (907)395-4527 or cellular, (907)690-0220. Alaska USA Mortgage Company, #AK157293.

Manufactured/ Mobile Homes NIKISKI 3-Bedroom, 1.5-bath, $950.. per month. Pets allowed, includes utilities. Call (907)776-6563. PRIVATE 4-bedroom Mobile home. Very private with beautiful views. Four bedroom mobile home with large lean-to. Pets on approval only. No smoking inside $500. fine. Deposit is first & last months rent. Rent is $800. plus electricity & gas. Lots of parking. Brand new flooring. Come and take a look. (907)776-8072

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3-Bedroom, 2.5-bath, 2-car garage oversized, 1-acre lot in Kasilof near school. Efficient gas heat, Venmar Air, Kinetico water., 2352sq.ft.. Cost appraisal $280,000. asking $259,000. Gas assessment refund in 2016 approx. $2000. No unsolicited offers (928)301-3042

Retail/Commercial Space PRIME KENAI RETAIL/ OFFICE SPACE 1,832SqFt to 20,000SqFt. Rates start @ $.50SqFt. Call Carr Gottstein Properties, (907)564-2424 or visit www.carrgottstein.com

Financial Auctions Business for Sale Financial Opportunities Mortgages/Loans

Financial Opportunities CASH 4 NOTES! Money 2 Lend! McKinley Mortgage Co. Family owned since 1989 License#100309 (907)783-2277 mckinleymortgage.com

Merchandise For Sale Antiques/Collectibles Appliances Audio/Video Building Supplies Computers Crafts/Holiday Items Electronics Exercise Equipment Firewood Food Furniture Garage Sales Heavy Equipment/ Farm Machinery Lawn/Garden Liquidation Machinery & Tools Miscellaneous Music Musical Instructions Office/Business Equipment Vacations/Tickets Wanted To Buy

Appliances FREEZER FOR SALE Chest 7.1 cu new 2012 $100. call (907)335-9993

Recreation Aircrafts & Parts All-Terrain Vehicles Archery Bicycles Boat Supplies/Parts Boats & Sail Boats Boats Charter Boats Commercial Campers/Travel Trailers Fishing Guns Hunting Guide Service Kayaks Lodging Marine Motor Homes/RVs Snow Mobiles Sporting Goods

Sport Utilities, 4X4 Ford F150 FX. Black & Blue 4x4, V8 New Rear Breaks, AC/ Power Windows & Doors, New Stereo with Hands Free Blue Tooth, Alarm, Remote Start, Bed Cover, Running Boards, Custom Grill $11,500 OBO. (907)398-1255

Suburbans/ Vans/Buses ‘02 Pontiac Montana 7 passenger Minivan, $4K OBO; Very Good condition, 114K miles, call Keith (907)283-3175 for more info.

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‘01 DAKOTA SPORT 2 sets wheels & tires. less then 61K miles remote start. $8,000. (907)690-1410

Trucks: Heavy Duty ‘93 PETERBILT with Daycab.. 60 Series Detroit, 10 speed tranny, wet kit, pintle hitch, & 5th wheel plate. 75% rubber on tires. Bob @ (907)394-5466

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Campers/Travel Trailers ‘05 37FT. EVEREST 5th wheel, super clean 3 slides, sleeps 4, large storage, many upgrades, Arctic package. 1-owner. $29,950. (907)229-3739

KENAI KENNEL CLUB

Pawsitive training for all dogs & puppies. Agility, Conformation, Obedience, Privates & Rally. www.kenaikennelclub.com (907)335-2552

Transportation Autos Classic/Custom Financing Motorcycles Parts & Accessories Rentals Repair & Services Sport Utilities, 4x4 Suburbans/Vans/ Buses Trucks Trucks: Commercial Trucks: Heavy Duty Trailers Vehicles Wanted

Parts & Accessories TOYO A/T TIRES. P245 70R16 065 1yr old, plus they are on rims, I have Ford hub caps (4). Came off ‘02 Explorer. ALL just $350. (907)260-5943

TEACH ALL DOGS Everything with brains, not pain. Obedience, Puppy, Nose work, Rally, Agility, Privates. K-Beach Road (907)262-6846 www.pendog.org

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Misc. Rentals ON THE KASILOF 22ft. trailer with add-on bedroom attached. Extra space available. Guides preferred. (907)262-7405

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50th Year F150 Anniversary truck Clean white F150 long bed, with bed liner. Automatic with power. 20mpg to Anchorage. 4 x 4 works great. Showing light wear, tires fair. About 204,000 on synthetic oil, no oil burning. Tow hooks, block heater. Starts and runs good in cold weather. New aluminum tool box, tow hitch. Small powerful 4.6 Triton V-8. Call Rick, 907-394-8858. $5,500. Will consider small part trade?

Health **ASIAN MASSAGE** Wonderful, Relaxing. Happy Spring! Anytime! (907)741-1644, (907)398-8896. Thanks!

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Public Notices NOTICE OF DEFAULT AND SALE 2210608 NAMING TRUSTEE: FIRST AMERICAN TITLE INSURANCE COPANY ,SUCCESSOR BY MERGER TO SOUTHCENTRAL TITLE AGENCY TRUSTORS: DANA M. WOLFE and ANGELA J. RUDE BENEFICIARY: CLIFF E. BAKER OWNER OF RECORD: ANGELA J. RUDE Said Deed of Trust was executed on the 23rd day of February, 2005, and recorded on the 15th day of March, 2005, Serial No. 2005002054. Said Deed of Trust has not been assigned by the Beneficiary. Said documents having been recorded in the Kenai Recording District, Third Judicial District, State of Alaska, describing: LOT ONE (1), INTEGRITY PLAZA, according to the official plat thereof, filed under Plat No. 2003-102, Records of the Kenai Recording District, Third Judicial District, State of Alaska. The physical address of the real property described above is 630 Swires Road, Kenai, Alaska. NOTICE IS ALSO GIVEN that a FEDERAL TAX LIEN was filed against DANA M. WOLFE, and recorded on March 30, 2010, Serial No. 2010-002411, in the Kenai Recording District in the amount of $7,424.39, plus interest and penalties. There is of record a CLAIM OF LIEN filed by City of Kenai against LOT ONE, INTEGRITY PLAZA, Plat No. KN-2003-102, in the amount of $710.81 and any other amounts due, and recorded July 21, 2010. There is of record a JUDGMENT in favor of CAPITOL ONE BANK (USA) N.A., against ANGELA J. RUDE, in the amount of $848.34, plus interest, costs and fees, entered May 31, 2012, under Case No. 3KN-12- 0196 CI, in the District Court for the State of Alaska at Kenai, Third Judicial District, and recorded June 13, 2012, Serial No. 2012-005537. The undersigned, being the original, or properly substituted Trustee hereby gives notice that a breach of the obligations under the Deed of Trust has occurred in that the Trustors have failed to satisfy the indebtedness secured thereby: THIRTY-SEVEN THOUSAND SEVEN HUNDRED SIXTY-SIX AND 14/100TH DOLLARS ($37,766.14), plus interest, late charges,costs, attorney fees and other foreclosure costs actually incurred, and any future advances thereunder. Said default may be cured and the sale terminated upon payment of the sum of default plus interest, late charges, costs, attorney fees and other foreclosure costs actually incurred, and any future advances thereunder, prior to the sale date. If Notice of Default has been recorded two or more times previously and default has been cured, the trustee may elect to refuse payment and continue the sale. Upon demand of the Beneficiary, the Trustee elects to sell the above-described property, with proceeds to be applied to the total indebtedness secured thereby. Said sale shall be held at public auction at the ALASKA COURT SYSTEM BUILDING, 125 TRADING BAY DR., #100, KENAI, ALASKA, on the 5th day of June, 2014, said sale shall commence at 11:30 a.m., or as soon thereafter as possible, in conjunction with such other sales that the Trustee or its attorney may conduct. DATED this 4th day of March, 2014. FIRST AMERICAN TITLE INSURANCE COMPANY By: PENELOPE BUNDY Title: Authorized Signer

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IN THE SUPERIOR COURT FOR THE STATE OF ALASKA THIRD JUDICIAL DISTRICT AT KENAI FISHHAWK FISHERIES OF ALASKA, INC. an Alaska corporation,

) ) ) ) Plaintiff, ) ) vs. ) ) C. Dean Yeasel (deceased), the Unknown ) Heirs of C. Dean Yeasel and also all other ) persons or parties unknown claiming a ) right, title, estate, lien or interest in the real ) estate described in the complaint in this ) action. ) ) Defendants. ) _______________________________________) Case No. 3KN-14-246 CI

NOTICE TO ABSENT DEFENDANTS To Defendants:

THE UNKNOWN HEIRS OF C. DEAN YEASEL AND ALSO ALL OTHER PERSONS OR PARTIES UNKNOWN

You are hereby summoned and required to file with the court an answer to the complaint filed in this case. Your answer must be filed with the court at 125 Trading Bay Road, Kenai, Alaska 99611 within 30 days after the last date of publication of this notice. In addition, a copy of your answer must be sent to the Plaintiff's attorney, Gregory D. Stein, whose address is Baldwin & Butler, LLC, 125 N. Willow St., Kenai, AK 99611. If you fail to file an answer within the required time, a default judgment may be entered against you for the relief demanded in the complaint. This is an action for quiet title regarding the following real property located at : 1) Lot Three-A (3-A), Block One (1), according to the Plat of WATERER SUBDIVISION, filed under Plat No. 74-78, Kenai Recording District, Third Judicial District, State of Alaska located at 43465 Jasper Lane, Kenai, AK 99611; and 2) Lot Four (4), Block One (1), according to the Plat of WATERER SUBDIVISION, filed under Plat No. 72-45, Kenai Recording District, Third Judicial District, State of Alaska, located at 43465 Jasper Lane, Kenai, AK 99611; and 3) Lot One (1), Block Four (4), according to the Plat of INLET GLEN SUBDIVISION, filed under Plat No. 85-97, Kenai Recording District, Third Judicial District, State of Alaska located at 53683 Rons Court, Kenai, AK 99611; and 4) Lot Eight (8), Block Two (2), according to the Plat of INLET GLEN SUBDIVISION, filed under Plat No. 85-97, Kenai Recording District, Third Judicial District, State of Alaska located at 53683 Rons Court, Kenai, AK 99611. The relief demanded is a judgment granting Plaintiff title to the Real Property, free from any claims of Defendants plus all allowable and reasonable attorney fees and costs. You have been made a party to this action because you may have an interest in the real property. Dated at Kenai, Alaska this 30th day of April, 2014. CLERK OF THE COURT April 30, 2014 Date

By: Wanda Simp Deputy Clerk

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Public Notices Request for Proposal RFP # 14T-DV-205 Site Lighting Upgrade Project Chuda House and Ninilchik House

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Cook Inlet Housing Authority (CIHA) will receive sealed proposals from qualified, responsive and responsible electrical Contractors for the Chuda and Ninilchik House Site Lighting Upgrade Project located at CIHA's Chuda House 52394 6th Avenue #25, Kenai, Alaska, and CIHA's Ninilchik House facility located at 14635 Sterling Highway #A, Ninilchik, Alaska 99639. The scope includes design, labor, materials and equipment for the replacement of existing exterior site lighting with new energy efficient LED lighting at both facilities. Bid packets will be available at www.cookinlethousing.org and for pick up at CIHA, Main Office, located at 3510 Spenard Road, Suite 100, Anchorage, Alaska. Packets will not be available after the deadline for questions. No packets will be released before the specified time and date. Bid Packages May 6, 2014 2:00 PM Available Pre-Bid Walkthrough May 16, 2014 10:00 AM Chuda House Pre-Bid Walkthrough May 16, 2014 2:00 PM Ninilchik House Last Day for May 23, 2014 2:00 PM Questions Bid Due Date May 30, 2014 2:00 PM Bids must be hand-delivered to CIHA at 3510 Spenard Rd, Ste. 100, Anchorage, Alaska 99503 by the bid deadline. Bids received after this time will not be considered. It is the bidder's responsibility to ensure its bid is received at the specified location and time. Preference will be given to Alaska Native/American Indian, Small-, Minority- and Women-owned businesses and Section 3 businesses. Alaska Native/American Indian, Small-, Minority- and Women- owned, and Section 3 businesses are encouraged to submit bids. Contractors requesting a preference must submit form HUD-5369-C with its bid. PUBLISHED: 5/7, 11, 14, 2014

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RUNNING OUT OF BREATH RUNNING OUT OF TIME Could you or someone you know have LAM? Thousands of young women are living with a deadly lung disease called LAM — and don’t know they have it. LAM is often misdiagnosed as asthma or chronic bronchitis. There is no known cure.

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Discovering a Lost World

Monster Snake!

Titanoboa was 48 feet long, longer than a school bus. The largest living snake, the anaconda (an-uh-KAHNduh), is less than half that size, growing to about 20 feet long. Titanoboa was 26 inches wide. It might have been twice as wide after swallowing its prey. It weighed 2,500 pounds — 500 pounds more than a ton.

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You’ll need: • 1 medium-size flour tortilla • 8 turkey pepperoni slices • 2 tablespoons spaghetti sauce • 1/4 cup mozzarella cheese • 1 teaspoon Italian seasoning What to do: 1. Spray small skillet with cooking spray. 2. Place tortilla in pan and spread spaghetti sauce evenly over the top. Sprinkle Italian seasoning over the sauce. 3. Layer pepperoni slices and cheese to make an individual pizza. 4. Cover and cook on medium heat for 1 to 2 minutes until cheese melts. (Be careful not to burn the bottom.) 5. Slice in quarters for small slices. Makes 1 serving. You will need an adult’s help with this recipe. from The Mini Page © 2014 Universal Uclick

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For most pitchers, getting to the big leagues involves years of practice, pressure and persistence. For Jose Fernandez, the path to the majors also included peril. Fernandez was born in Cuba, a Caribbean island nation ruled by a dictator. At age 15, Jose, his mother and his sister escaped by boat to meet his father in Florida. In rough seas, Jose’s mother fell overboard. The teenager dove into the water and helped her to safety. The family later settled in Tampa, Fla., where Jose helped pitch his high school team to two state titles and became the first-round pick of the Miami Marlins in the 2011 Major League Baseball draft. In 2013, Fernandez made 28 starts as a rookie, striking out 187 batters with a 2.18 earned run average. His blazing success on the mound earned him National League Rookie of the Year honors.

A Stupendous Snake Strikes Lying in wait

Life of a giant

Boas don’t need to eat very often. They swallow their prey quickly, and then digest it very slowly. A huge snake such as Titanoboa may have needed to hunt and eat only once a year. It would lie quietly for a year, then it would wake up and ambush new prey when it got hungry. Because their prey usually fights back, modern constrictors can get pretty chewed up, missing parts of their bodies. To protect themselves, they kill their prey as fast as they can. They try to capture as big a prey as possible so they don’t have to do battle very often.

Titanoboa most likely gave birth to baby snakes while in the water. The father probably had nothing to do with caring for the babies. We don’t know if the mother stayed to care for them or not. With some snakes, the mother does provide some protection to the babies. We don’t know how long Titanoboa lived.

Experts believe there are the remains of even larger Titanoboa snakes buried in the Colombian coal mine site.

Titanoboa hid quietly until striking suddenly at its prey.

Water monster Titanoboa probably lived in a huge freshwater river system much like the Amazon in South America today. The snake was so heavy that it probably spent most of its time in the water. Most modern boas hang down from trees to capture their prey.

Hunting for Ancient Clues

Photo by James Di Loreto, courtesy Smithsonian Institution

In 2002, a paleontology student found a fossilized leaf in the Cerrejon coal mine in Colombia. It was the first sign that an ancient forest had once existed there. Over the next 10 years, teams of scientists discovered the remains of the oldest known tropical rain forest. It held the ancestors of many modern plants, including the earliest known bananas, palms, avocados, beans and cacao (kuh-KAY-oh), the plant that gives us chocolate. In 2004, they also found fossils of giant turtles as big as pool tables and enormous crocodiles. The most exciting discovery was Titanoboa.

A hot time for snakes

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The courage to explore

Paleontologists dig at the Cerrejon coal mine. It is one of the largest open-pit coal mines in the world, as large as 8,000 football fields. Coal is formed from plants that lived millions of years ago. Their remains were buried under dirt and water for millions of years, and the pressure and heat changed the remains to coal. This makes coal mines good places to find fossils. The Mini Page thanks Dr. Jason Head, assistant professor, Department of Earth and Atmospheric Sciences, University of Nebraska-Lincoln and curator of vertebrate paleontology in the University of Nebraska State Museum, for help with this issue.

This scientifically accurate, full-size model of Titanoboa is part of the Smithsonian traveling exhibit. It is currently on display at the University of Nebraska State Museum in Lincoln, Neb. The exhibit is scheduled to travel to several different cities across the United States through 2017. “Titanoboa: Monster Snake” is a partnership with the Florida Museum of Natural History, the University of Nebraska, the Smithsonian Tropical Research Institute and the Smithsonian Institution Traveling Exhibition Service.

Paleontologists work under harsh conditions at Cerrejon. Huge trucks dig up the coal while paleontologists are hunting fossils. The trucks are so gigantic that the drivers can’t see the paleontologists working beneath them. The scientists have to watch out for the trucks and jump out of the way. Huge cracks appear in the layers of coal, and paleontologists may have to leap across these cracks to dodge the trucks. Sometimes they miss and fall into the cracks. It’s hot and humid in this mine near the equator, and coal dust coats the scientists. The coal in the mine can suddenly burst into flame. Next week, The Mini Page celebrates Memorial Day with a story about the U.S. Air Force.

Snakes are cold-blooded animals. Their body temperature depends on the temperature in the environment. A huge snake such as Titanoboa could have survived only if the climate were hotter than it is now. Based on the snake’s size, experts figure the average temperatures then were between 84 and 89.6 degrees Fahrenheit. This is 5 to 8 degrees warmer than in today’s rain forests. Even though our planet is heating up, it is unlikely that giant snakes would arise again. Today, temperatures are rising so fast that wildlife can’t adjust. Huge animals would not have the time to develop. Look through your newspaper for stories about scientific discoveries.

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A Titanoboa vertebra, or back bone, is on the left, and a modern anaconda vertebra is on the right. Titanoboa’s vertebrae were as big as those of a modern whale.

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Danny Weinkauf is a musician and composer best known as a member of the band They Might Be Giants. His first CD on his own is “No School Today.” The album includes performances by his son, Kai, daughter, Lena, and wife, Michelle. He produced the album and plays all the instruments himself. Danny, 50, has written songs for TV, movies and commercials. His They Might Be Giants song “I Am a Paleontologist” is used in museum exhibits around the world. He plays several instruments, including the bass, mandolin, banjo, ukulele, drums, piano and keyboards. He learned to play his first instrument, the trumpet, from a great music teacher, Mr. Mattson, in the third grade. He learned to play the guitar when he was in junior high. Danny has college degrees in psychology and physical therapy. He lives with his family on Long Island, N.Y. from The Mini Page © 2014 Universal Uclick TM

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A giant among snakes

Titanoboa ruled this ancient rain forest right after the dinosaurs left the Earth. That time is known as the Paleocene (PAY-leeuh-seen) era.

Titanoboa coils around a giant crocodile, crushing it so it can eat it at its leisure. Boas swallow their prey head first.

Boa constrictors such as Titanoboa have no venom glands. They are not poisonous. They kill their prey by twisting around its body and squeezing. Each time the prey breathes out, the boa constricts, or tightens. The squeezing stops the prey’s blood from flowing, and its heart stops. Snakes can spread their jaws so far apart that they can swallow things much, much bigger than their heads. The Titanoboa could open its jaw about 6 feet wide, as big as a standing man. Almost all constrictors swallow their prey whole. They basically walk their mouths over the prey, surge forward and swallow.

art by Jason Bourque, courtesy Florida Museum of Natural History

*Paleontologists study the fossils of plants and animals.

At the top of the food chain

Ten years ago, scientists uncovered the remains of giants in a land that had been buried for nearly 65 million years. The biggest giant of them all was the most enormous snake to ever live on Earth. Scientists named it Titanoboa (tie-TAN-uh-BOE-uh). Its name comes from “titanic,” which means “gigantic,” and from “boa,” which is the snake’s family. At first, paleontologists* (pay-leeuhn-TAHL-uh-jists) believed the giant bones found at the South American mine belonged to ancient crocodiles. They were astonished to learn that the bones belonged to a huge snake. To learn more about this amazing reptile, The Mini Page talked with one of the paleontologists working to solve the mysteries of Titanoboa.

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All the following jokes have something in common. Can you guess the common theme or category? Dana: What does an Apatosaurus do when it sleeps? Debbie: Dino-snores! Dennis: What happens if you cross a large dinosaur with a chicken? David: You get a Tyrannosaurus Pecks! Denise: How does an Apatosaurus feel after it has worked out at the gym? Darla: Dino-sore! from The Mini Page © 2014 Universal Uclick

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due to a staffing shortage, it had to cut back this year to one session each for Critter Camp and Get Out and Get Dirty Camp. Ostrowski said both camps are already full. She said her goal with creating summer camps is to March 21, 2008 to: Sporting Goods Kenai To find out more about the accounting position TRANSPORTATION For infants through 4-year olds. Interim Executive Director call (907)714-6613 or visit our HR Department have kids attend and grow up Autos located at 43335 K-Beach Rd., Suite # 6A, The LeeShore Center Sunday mornings: Professional Professional Classic/Custom through the refuge’s camps. Soldotna, AK 99669. Applications may be 325 S. Spruce St. Financing 8:45am to 12:45pm; Management Management e-mailed to rbrehm@fcsonline.org Motorcycles Kenai, AK 99611 “I get a lot of kids who Sunday and Wednesday Parts & Accessories FCS is an Equal Opportunity Employer Rentals EOE 3-2008 Accounts Payable have done one camp and when evenings: 6:30pm to 8:30pm. Repair & Services Sport Utilities, 4x4 Starting wages $10.54 per hour, they’re Technician eligible they do the Suburbans/Vans/ Buses DOE. Please call kids’ 283-7672. General General General For a complete Generallist of stocked next camp,” Ostrowski said. School is almost out and the or those without protective most tastes and most parFast paced professional office. Full-time Trucks Employment Employment Employment Trucks: Commercial position. The Responsible for accounting functions in refuge also offered thought ofDutylong summer days ents’ pocketbooks. head gear. The high-tension lakes on theEmployment peninsula, visit the Trucks: Heavy A/P, to include review, G/L coding, data entry, Trailers and payment of invoices, expense reports, taxes, Adventure Camp for Finance Finance stretched doing nothing The following is a list of environment Vehicles Wantedout Frontier doesn’t always Alaska Department of Fish andand overnight benefits. Assist in monthly A/R billing Accounting & Accounting older for kids in contracts. 2010 and 2011 lurk LIVESTOCK inPETS the&backs of&many kids’ places the best fishing op- Game’s Web site at www.adfg. families may want toCommunity try provide Services requirements various HS Diploma or equivalent, one year A/Pwas experience, math and Soldotna Birds when staffing available. minds. However, the reality is portunities for novice anglers, out over summer break: state.ak.us/. It also has current data entry skills required. Accounting Cats Senior Service Grant Coordinator background and Ostrowski knowledge of said government Dogsabout a week into vacation While some that especially kids. However there license requirements. Horses contracts beneficial. Please submit cover letter Frontier are Community Services is alakes on the Livestock parents have been disappointmany begin to complain, “I’m many stocked n Hiking — Hiking and bikand resume to: Livestock Supplies Soldotna based nonprofit agency providing Accounts Receivable Attn: Human Resources Pet Services refuge camps aren’t bored.” Kenai Peninsula that may be ing trails PLUMBING traverse much PREFERRED & of the ed more High Volume AR - 100-200 invoices a week in-home services to people experiencing Calista Corporation Pet Supplies Inventory invoice processing: Matching batching, a disabling perfect condition. for We are recruiting 301 Calista Court, Ste. A available, she is working to SERVICES HEATING The Kenai Peninsula offers those looking for a peninsula. Here are a few exand coding of a high volume of invoices that are Anchorage, Alaska 99518 for Senior Service Grant Coordinator. Repair KENAI received for charter bus services purchased. put on a two-hour art and n Fishing — Combat fisha Appliance variety of indoor and outdoor relaxed experience or who are amples: Russian Lakes Trail or fax to (907) 644-6374 This is a full-time, 40-hour exempt Auction Services Has Openings For The Following Positions: Knowlege of ADP payroll is a must. Automotive Repair No phone calls please. benefits package ing is not for the faint position. of heartExcellent activities that should satisfy justtime learning how for to fullwet a line. JOURNEYMAN PLUMBER See ACTIVE, Page 8 Seegiven. CAMP, Page 2 Builders/Contractors Check run and trial balance. Native Preference staff.

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science day on Wednesdays in the month of July for kids ages 3-13. “We’re looking to expand our camps, but it’s dependant on budgets and staffing,” she said. Dan Pascucci, education specialist with the watershed, said this is the organization’s fourth year of summer camps. He said the organization was able to grow the school year program, but wanted the opportunity to expand education beyond the schools, so it started summer camps. “We wanted to make sure that other people in the community had an opportunity to access those types of programs that do connect kids with their environment,” Pascucci said. “And also to give people who already have experienced the watershed forum’s education programs a more in-depth connection to it.” The watershed offers three

different week-long day camps — Small Fry Camp for ages 6-8 and Smolt and Adopt a Stream Camps for ages 9-12. Small Fry Camp runs four different weeks, Smolt Camp runs one weekand Adopt a Stream Camp runs two different weeks. He said the first year the watershed offered camps, the Small Fry Camps filled up quickly. The other two camps for older kids don’t seem to fill up as soon. “Some of that might have to do with sports camps or kids that are able to take care of themselves while their parents are at work,” he said. Pascucci said he’s heard feedback from people that are grateful for the additional camp opportunity the watershed offers. However, he’s also heard comments that the area has too many options. “We try to make sure what we offer is a little bit different and just as engaging, if not more,” he said. Joe Rizzo, Triumvirate Theatre president, said the Soldotna Drama Camp began

Camps Kenai Watershed Forum Day Camp Kenai Watershed Forum is happy to offer Fur, Fins, Feathers, Flowers, and Fun at Soldotna Creek Park. What better way for your child to spend a summer day than by exploring the banks of Soldotna Creek and searching for aquatic insects, flipping over logs in search of decomposition in action, or

in 1998. He said he’s seen an increase in interest in the camp in recent years. “There was a while there where our numbers kind of waned and it might be because there’s a lot of summer camps available to kids,” he said. “Back when we started in ’98 there weren’t that many summer camps, but now it’s like there’s a whole bunch of options, which I think is good.” Recently organizers of the camp decided to add a second session to give parents an additional opportunity to fit Soldotna Drama Camp in their summer schedules. This summer kids can attend camp from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. June 9-21 or July 28-Aug. 9. Performances are the last day of camp. Compared to many area camps that focus on the outdoors, Soldotna Drama Camp offers a different opportunity for kids, Rizzo said. “It caters to a specific kind of kid — the one that enjoys being on stage and likes plays and the thrill of doing theater,” he said. The camp is open to kids

playing in a forest pretending to be a predator on the hunt? Each week long session will include games, crafts, lessons, songs, and most importantly lots and lots of fun! Participants will benefit from spending time outside with new friends exploring rivers and forests on the Kenai Peninsula. Alaska is full of all sorts of adventures. Come explore Fur, Fins, Feathers, Flowers, and Fun with new friends this summer, and experience Alaska in exciting and educational ways. More Camp Information: http:// www.kenaiwatershed.org or Rhonda at

who can read a script up to teens who will be seniors in the fall, Rizzo said. Camp scholarships are available thanks to donations from local businesses. Summer Lazenby, director of educational operations at the Challenger Learning Center of Alaska in Kenai, said their summer camp program has been operating for at least a decade. This year the center has revised the camp schedule and revamped previous camps as well as added a new one. The center is running three camp options for three age groups. She said by running the camps two different weeks instead of four or five like it did in years past, the center is able to keep costs lower. It also helps parents who have kids in different age groups. The new camp this year is Flingonomics — Science of the Trebuchet, an overnight camp for eighth-twelfth graders July 13-18. Lazenby said kids will learn about the science of trebuchets — French catapults. They will get to build a trebuchet and launch

pumpkins at the end of camp. “It’s a physics-based camp that shows how (physics) isn’t that scary,” she said. The North Peninsula Recreation Service Area Summer Day Camp has been around for 20 to 25 years Tammy Berdahl said. While organizers keep some favorite projects of kids, they also change up the activities. Kids can expect, among other things, to do arts and crafts, cook, swim, hike and play sports and games. Last year Berdahl said a new activity that will continue this year is the story time program that incorporates a weekly story and related project. The eight-week camp runs from June 10-July 31 Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. Parents can choose from a variety of payment plans based on how many days or activities their kids will attend. “It’s very versatile for the parents,” Berdahl said. “Our focus is recreation and a chance for (kids) to come and have fun.”

Rock Bible Camp near Soldotna. For more information, visit the Hospice office, 35911 Kenai Spur Highway, No. 9, Bereavement day camp Monday-Thursday from 10 a.m.-4 p.m., accepting applications email hospice.ber.coor@alaska.net, or Applications are being accepted for call 907-262-0453. Camp-Mend-A-Heart, a free bereavement day camp for kids ages 6-17 pro- Path to Victory Soccer Camp viding an enjoyable, acceptable and The 3rd annual Path to Victory Soccer supportive environment where kids can freely express their feelings about the Camp for boys and girls age 3 through death of a loved one under the guid- entering 6th grade, will be held at Kenai ance of Hospice staff and volunteers. Sports Complex July 14-17 from 9am to Camp dates are Aug. 11-13 at Solid See CAMP, Page 5 907-260-5449 ext. 1203.

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Noon. The camp will focus on learning and improving basic soccer skills, such as footwork, dribbling, passing and shooting. Grace Lutheran Church & School in Kenai is sponsoring the camp and bringing in Coach Ryan Hill from Texas. Coach Hill has taught physical education to grades K-8 for 18 years. He has coached middle school and elementary players for many years and has run several soccer camps in Texas. In addition to improving their soccer skills, players will also learn about sportsmanship and God’s love for them, as they participate in a short daily devotion during the water break. There will be a Parents Night and Ice Cream Social at Grace Lutheran Church on July 17 at 6:30 p.m. There the players will have the opportunity to “show off” what they have learned in the camp. All camp participants will receive a camp t-shirt and first time participants will receive a sports edition New Testament Bible. The camp fee is $25 if paid by June 30 ($35 in July), and families can reserve a spot by visiting www.GraceLutheranKenai.com/PTV But hurry! Space is limited to the first 100 paid registrations.

Drama Camp

Peninsula Clarion Just Kidding, May 2014 Page 5 camp will run June 9th through June 21st. The second camp will be held July 28th through August 9th. Camp will be held Monday through Friday from 10:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. Public performances of our drama camp shows will be held on the evenings of June 21st and August 9th. To reserve a spot or to get more information, visit www. triumviratetheatre.org.

NPRSA Summer Day Camp North Peninsula Recreation Summer Day Camp for 1st through 6th grade boys and girls runs from June 10th through July 31st, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. at the Nikiski Community Recreation Center. No pre-registration required. Fees vary on attendance; $200 summer pass (good for the duration of camp), $75 punchcard (good for 6 days of camp), $16/ day, or $4/activity. For more information call NPRSA staff at 776-8800 or visit www.northpenrec.com. NPRSA’s Summer Day Camp is an eight week recreational program with many activities including arts and crafts, swimming, cooking, pottery, nature hikes, reading, fitness, games, sports, and field trips. Tuesdays mornings bring your swim suit!

All American Volleyball Skills Camp

Triumvirate Theatre in the Peninsula Center Mall in SolThe All American Volleydotna will be hosting two drama ball Individual Skills Camp camps this summer. The first See CAMP, Page 6

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least 1 year of band experience Choir: 5th-8th grade Strings Orchestra: at least 1 Continued from Page 5 year playing experience For more information conwill take place at Kenai Cen- tact Monica Mullet at mmultral High School and Kenai let@kpbsd.k12.ak.us or 907Middle School August 6th- 260-8025. 8th. All American Volleyball camps features skill instruction Kenai National from top college, U.S. National Wildlife Refuge camps Team, and professional players. Critter Camp â&#x20AC;&#x201D; June 9-13 AAVC conducts High School Camps throughout the country for kids who will be in 2nd or and has been coming to the Ke- 3rd grade in the fall. Meets dainai Peninsula for 19 years. Past ly from 10 a.m. until 2 p.m. We coaches included Olympians will be learning about Alaskan and national college Players of plants and animals, their habitats, life cycles, and adaptations the Year. Camp is open to players through various arts and craft entering grades 7-11 next fall. activities, trail exploration and Coaches will focus on skill in- science experiments. $50 camp struction, but include drills that supply fee. Space is limited. combine skills in game-like Contact Michelle at 260-2839 conditions. The coach to play- or michelle_ostrowski@fws. er ratio is 1:12. Camp numbers gov for questions or a camp packet. are limited. Get Out and Get Dirty Camp will run from 9:0011:30 a.m. and 12:30-3:00 p.m. Camp â&#x20AC;&#x201D; June 23-27 for kids The cost is $170. Camp is lim- who will be in 4th or 5th grade ited to the first 48 applicants in the fall. Meets daily from 9 and is open to players from a.m. until 3 p.m. The week is throughout the peninsula. If spent outdoors learning about you have questions or need fur- Alaskan plants, birds, fish, and ther information, contact Tra- mammals. This camp includes cie Beck at tbeck@kpbsd.k12. skill-based components including digital photography, map ak.us. and compass, basic survival a variety of nature and trail Con Brio Music Camp and hands-on activities. $75 camp The Con Brio Music Camp supply fee. Space is limited. will be held at Skyview High Contact Michelle at 260-2839 School, August 4-7 from 10 or michelle_ostrowski@fws. a.m.-2 p.m. Cost is $75. Sack gov for questions or a camp lunch required. A concert will packet. Check us out on Facebook be held on Thursday at 12:30 p.m., with a cookout follow- for additional updates at https:// www.facebook.com/kenainaing. Band: 6th-8th grade with at tionalwildliferefuge.

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range between .5 and 1.34 miles. Captain Cook State Park has entry to the beach that can be made by foot or car. After taking the first right once leaving the pavement, a large field, picnic tables, public restrooms and a short stroll to the beach are immediately available. For more information visit NPRSAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s website at northpenrec.com.

Kenai area The Kenai Parks and Recreation department has interactive opportunities for groups of all ages to get involved in their beautification projects across the city. The Kenai Strip Park has a community garden, which includes plots designed for younger gardeners, who may receive assistance from High School age volunteers. The Kenai Park Strip has something for almost every age group, and outdoor interest. A covered shelter houses four small grills for barbecues, with tables and electricity available. Kids can explore a playground structure, while older siblings compete on the sanded volleyball court. Municipal Park has everything from a large playground area, to a basketball court, and handicap accessible trails and picnic site are readily available for families interested in out-

Peninsula Clarion Just Kidding, May 2014 Page 7 door activities. For a chance to run into some local fauna, the Kenai Wildlife Viewing Area has a short boardwalk leading to a wide view over the flats beside the mouth of the Kenai River that regularly see a diverse population of shorebirds, which can be viewed through an telescope. For more information on what services each park provides visit the website at www. ci.kenai.ak.us/parks_recreation.html.

Soldotna area Soldotna has more than ten parks that provide families great locations for a quick trip complete with picnics and playground adventures at Soldotna Creek and Farnsworth, to overnight campouts at Centennial Park and Swiftwater Park. Centennial Park, Swiftwater Park, Rotary Park and Soldotna Creek Park offer access to the Kenai River. Soldotna Creek has pavilions that can be rented out for special occasions. For families looking for a quieter experience, Farnsworth Park and Riverview Park are smaller and fit only a few families. Sunrise Park, Farnsworth Park, and Soldotna Creek Park have open fields with enough space to send the dog and kids running around for a few hours. For more information on what services are provided in each park, visit the Soldotna Parks and Recreation Department page at www.ci.soldotna. ak.us/parks_rec.html.

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— the trail head is one mile down Russian River Campground Road, at Mile 52 of the Sterling Highway near Cooper Landing. This moderate trail leads to lower Russian Lake and Russian River Falls. Resurrection Trail — the trail head is at Mile 53 of the Sterling Highway. This moderate trail noted as “a serious challenge for bikers” is a 38-mile stretch from its trail head on the Sterling Highway to the town of Hope. Tsalteshi Trails in Soldotna behind Skyview High School are for hikers or mountain bikers who’d like to stay closer to town. Visit www. tsalteshi.org. n Wildlife viewing — There is no one best place to go for this easy and cheap activity, because the peninsula’s abundant wildlife is always on the move. The best bet is to keep your eyes peeled. The Kenai River flats offer a chance to see birds, moose and caribou, while Captain Cook State Recreation Area in Nikiski is home to everything from birds and fish to moose and bears.

Indoor activities Anyone tired of seeing yet another moose or who needs a respite from slapping mosquitoes can take part in the some of the following activities that may appeal to kids.

n Bowling — Alaskalanes Family Bowling Center, Kenai, 907-283-3314. n Boys and Girls Clubs of the Kenai Peninsula — Boys and Girls Club, Homer, 907235-2772; Boys and Girls Club, Soldotna, 260-7085; Boys and Girls Club, Kenai, 283-2682. n Museums and art centers — Kenai Fine Arts Center, Kenai, 283-7040; Alaska SeaLife Center, Seward 907-224-6300; and Pratt Museum, Homer, 907-235-8635. n Theaters — Kambe Theater, Kenai, 907-283-4554 and Orca Theater, Soldotna, 907262-7003. n Indoor inflatable playground — Jumpin’ Junction on Kalifornsky Beach Road, 907420-0566.

Information Visitor centers and chambers of commerce have brochures, pamphlets and books for activities in their areas. Kenai — Chamber of Commerce and Visitors and Cultural Center, 907-283-1991, 11471 Kenai Spur Highway Soldotna — Chamber of Commerce, 907-262-9814; Visitor Information Center, 907-262-1337. Both located at 44790 Sterling Highway Homer — Chamber of Commerce, 907-235-7740; and Visitor Information Center, 907235-7740. Both at 135 Sterling Highway Ninilchik — Chamber of Commerce, 907-576-3571, located at 16785 Sterling Highway See ACTIVE, Page 10

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Church activities

Flight School at Birch Ridge Community Church

Apostolic Assembly of Jesus Christ Sunday School Carnival

Birch Ridge Community Church will have Vacation Bible School on August 4-8 from 6 to 8:30 p.m. Our theme is Flight School, and kids ages Apostolic Assembly of Jesus 4-5th grades are welcome. Call Christ Sunday School is host- 260-6705 for more informaing a free end of the summer tion. Carnival 10:30 a.m. to 11:30 a.m. August 24 where kids can Spy Academy participate in fun activities like a cupcake walk, face painting, at First Baptist Church build your own picture frames, An International Spy Acadand also enjoy hot dogs, chips emy Vacation Bible School will and ice cream. Register by Au- be held at First Baptist Church gust 22. The carnival will be at of Kenai. Apostolic Assembly of Jesus Grab your secret decoder Christ Sunday School (Mile ring and put on your rearview Post 89 on Sterling Highway – mirror glasses because this turn right on Murray Lane by summer, your kids are heading Zimco Construction). For more to the International Spy Acadinformation, contact Tracey emy where they’ll train to beat 262-1423 or Sherry at 262- come special agents for the one 0853 for registration. If kids true God! Bible school is June need a ride to AAJC Sunday 2-6, 9 a.m.-12:30 p.m. for ages School, please call Jeremiah at 4 through 6th grade. For more 398-1184. information, call 907-2837672, visit http://www.firstbapApostolic Assembly tistkenai.net or email fbck@ of Jesus Christ, SALT alaska.net.

Youth Group

The Apostolic Assembly of Jesus Christ, SALT Youth Group, for Jr. High and High School age students, will meet at 1:00 p.m. June 7 at the AAJC church and then head outdoors for an afternoon of hiking and light snacks. Register by June 4, please call Jeremiah Bergevin, 907-398-1184 for permission slip information. This activity is free. The Apostolic Assembly of Jesus Christ, SALT Youth Group, for Jr. High and High School age students, will meet at the Kenai beach at the end of Spruce Street for a bonfire, s’mores and worship music around the fire from 7-9 p.m. Aug. 9. For more information, call Inger Deede at 907-3607062.

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Activities Fizz, Boom, Read! at Soldotna library

Treasure Island at Midnight Son The Midnight Son Seventh Day Adventist Church proudly presents Son of Treasure Island VBS, June 23-27 at 10 a.m. Open to ages 3 and up. It is free. Church is located at Mile 8.4 Kenai Spur Highway in Kenai. For more information contact Charce Dunn at 260-9331.

Vacation Bible Camp in Ninilchik Ninilchik Community Vacation Bible (non-denominational) Camp will be held July 7-11 (Mon-Fri), 9:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. at the Kenai Peninsula Fair grounds. Ages 4-15 years. Snacks provided. Call Grace Huhndorf at 907-394-3714 to register or for information. ers, foosball, ping pong, and other games. Toddler Time is Wednesdays from noon-1 p.m., and Zumba is available to all ages on Mondays and Wednesdays from 5:30-6:30 p.m. For teens, we have volleyball on Monday evenings, 7-9 p.m., and basketball on Thursday evenings, 7-9 p.m. The Sterling Community Center will also be hosting the SCC Triathlon on Saturday, Aug. 2. Teams are 2 people and the race includes running, biking, and canoeing. There will be more summer activities and events planned at the SC Center, so check out our calendar at www.sterlingcommunityclub.com, or Facebook “Sterling Community Center” for updates. For more information, call the Sterling Community Center at 262-7224, or email sterlingcommunityclub@ live.com.

Readers of all ages will explore all things science this summer as the Soldotna Public Library presents “Fizz, Boom, Read!” during our summer library program. Activities may include science experiments, crafts, nature explorations and more. The program is open to young people, preschool through young adult, with programs, prize drawings, story times, and more. For more information and to find out about special events, call the library at 262-4227, email us at library@ci.soldotna. Play ball with FCS ak.us, or visit us on Facebook! Frontier Community SerAll programs are free of vices 11th annual World Series charge. Baseball event is June 21 at the Kenai Little League fields. Sterling Player sign-in begins at 10 Community Center a.m.; opening ceremonies at The Sterling Community noon. The event includes baseCenter is open! We have lots ball, crazy hair, face painting, of Open Gym times, snacks, hamburgers and hot dogs, and a library, public computSee ACTIVE, Page 11

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Pitch Hit Run Baseball & Softball Skills Competition — For boys and girls 7 to 14 years old, May 31 at 1 p.m. at the Nikiski Community Recreation Center. Participation is free. Winners will be compared with other local Alaska event qualifiers for the chance to compete during Major League Baseball’s All Stars Week this fall. NCRC Open Gym — All ages family gym time, 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Mondays and 5 p.m. – 7 p.m. on Wednesdays in June and July. Located at the Nikiski Community Recreation Center. $1/participant; parents must supervise children. NCRC Teen Center — Open to teens 13 to 18 years old, 3 p.m. to 8 p.m. Monday through Friday in May, June and July. Located at NCRC. $1/participant. The Teen Center is comprised of two rooms dedicated to teens. There are a variety of recreational activities for the students to participate in including, games, pool table, foosball table, air hockey, table tennis, DDR, Rock Band, video games, computers, and more. High School Basketball Open Gym — Teens 9th – 12th grade, 5 p.m. to 7 p.m. Tuesdays at the Nikiski Community Recreation Center. $1/participant. NPRSA Skateboard Park — Open 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. daily May through September at the Nikiski Community Recreation Center. Register Monday through Friday 10 a.m. to 8 p.m.

more. Anyone with a developmental disability is welcome to play. Contact Kathy Kenner at 262-6331 for more information or to sign up.

Tri the Kenai The Tri the Kenai triathlon, June 8 at Skyview High School, includes a kids triathlon for ages 6-14 (100-yard swim, 4-kilometer trail bike, 3-kilometer run). The kids triathlon is open to individual competitors and relay teams. Youth registration is $25; youth team registration is $70. Registration for all events closes June 1. For more information or to register, go to www.trithekenai.com.

MathCounts David Thomas, Kenai Middle School’s MathCounts coach, will be presenting recreational and middle-school competitive math topics at the Kenai Community Library again this Summer, each Wednesday from 10 a.m. to noon starting on May 28. This is a free activity for current 5th, 6th, and 7th graders with high mathematical aptitude who enjoy creative, challenging math in topics including probability, logic, geometry, and number theory. Students can be from any school or homeschooled. Email dthomas@alaska.net for more information.

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with NCRC staff. $10/participant summer ID fee. The Skateboard Park is for skateboards only, offering a variety of ramps for participants to practice and showcase their skills. No bikes allowed in park. Flag Football — Open to boys and girls 4th through 8th grade. Games will be held on Monday and Thursday evenings during August and September. Located at the Nikiski Pool Fields. Registration deadline is August 1. $30/participant. The Youth Football program is a coed league for boys and girls in fourth through eighth grade. Geocache Tournament — All ages welcome July 18th, noon start at the Nikiski Community Recreation Center. GPS required for participation. Bring the whole family. For more information about North Peninsula Recreation activities, call 776-8800 or visit www.northpenrec.com.

Kenai River Festival Visit the Kenai Watershed Forum’s free Kid’s Zone during the Kenai River Festival, June 7-8, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. at Centennial Park in Soldotna. With 20plus activities for all ages, there is something for everyone!

Kenai Birding Festival Activities geared toward kids a the Kenai Birding Festival include:

n PEEPs Art Exhibit on display at the Kenai Fine Arts Center throughout the month of May. n Live Bird Show, May 15, 6-8 p.m. at Kenai Visitor Center, free admission. Ages 6 and up. n A Sparrow Song, May 16, 6-7:30 p.m. at the Kenai Visitor Center, free admission, ages 10 and up. Enjoy storytelling, dancing and music as we explore the connection between the Kenaitze people and birds. n Birding 101 — May 17, 8-9:30 a.m., register for location information. Ages 12 and up. Learn how to sharpen your eagle eyes to find birds in the great outdoors! n Children’s Program — May 17, 10 a.m.-noon, register for location information. All ages. The Kenai Peninsula Birding Festival Children’s Program will have your young birder thinking outside of the nest! n FILM: “The Big Year” (PG), May 17, 7-8:30 p.m. Free admission. Ages 12 and up. Enjoy the birding comedy starring Jack Black and Steve Martin as they attempt to outcompete Owen Wilson in bird sightings. n Backyard Birding BBQ — May 18, noon-2:00 p.m. at Marlow’s on the Kenai, 36370 Stephens Drive, Soldotna, free for all ages. Enjoy birding trivia, children’s activities, riverside birding, a potluck and more at this Kenai Peninsula Birding Festival event. For more information or to register for events, call 907260-5449 or visit www.KenaiBirdFest.com.

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Pool schedules Kenai Central Lap swim — 6:30-8:30 a.m. Monday-Friday Piranha Swim Team — 9 a.m.-10 a.m. Monday-Friday Group swim lessons — 10 a.m.-noon Monday-Friday Private swim lessons — Noon12:30 p.m. Monday-Friday CPHS — 1 p.m.-2:45 p.m. Monday-Tuesday Open swim — 1 p.m.-2:45 p.m. Wednesday-Friday Swim lessons begin June 2. Lap/open swim admission is $4, $35 for 10-punch Plunge Card. For more information call 2837476.

Skyview Lap swim — 6:30-7:30 a.m. Monday, Wednesday, Friday Lap swim/water aerobics — 7:30-10:30 a.m. Wednesday Private/semi-private swim lessons — 12:30 p.m.- 2:30 p.m. Monday-Friday Open/lap swim — 2:30-4 p.m. Monday-Friday Group swim lessons — 4-7 p.m. Monday-Friday Lap/open swim admission is $4, $35 for 10-punch Plunge Card. Swim lessons start June 9. The pool will closed from June 2-7. For more information, call 907-262-3905.

Soldotna High General admission is $4 per person for lap and open swims $35 a Plunge Card which entitles you to 10 swims per card. For pool hours call 262-7419.

Nikiski Pool Monday — Pool Closed Tuesday-Friday — Lap Swim / Swim Lessons, 7 a.m.-noon; Open Swim / Lap Swim, noon-5 p.m., 6 p.m.-9 p.m.; Waterslide, 1 p.m.-5 p.m., 6 p.m.-9 p.m. Saturday & Sunday — Open Swim / Lap Swim / Waterslide, 1 p.m.-5 p.m., 6 p.m.-9 p.m. Group Lessons, Beginners through Intermediates Set #1 — June 4th through June 20th Set #2 — June 25th through July 11th Set #3 — July 16th through August 1st Lesson Registration starts May 24th, 9 a.m. to 11 a.m. at Nikiski Pool. After May 24th, all lessons will be open registration up to the first day of class, or until class fills. Group lessons are 1 hour long, with the first class starting at 9am and run Wednesday through Friday for 3 weeks. Group Lessons, Tiny Tots Set #1 — June 4th through June 13th Set #2 — June 18th through July 27th Set #3 — July 1st through July 11th Set #4 — July 16 through July 25th Open registration is ongoing up to the first day of class or until class is filled. Tiny Tots class is for children 6 months to 3 years of age. Tiny Tots is where the parent and child get in the water and work on basic water skills and water exploration through songs and games. Lessons run for 30 minutes, 10-10:30 a.m. Tuesday through Friday for 2 weeks.

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Spring Up and Out!

I love the season of spring with the warmer temperatures, flowers and green, green grass. People go...

...practiced every day so we could play.

Spring Sports & Activities

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...outside and work in their yards, rollerblading 1 hike in the parks, walk pets, and bicycle and run on the track 4 soccer baseball roads and trails again. 3 Which spring sports and activities 5 do you like to do? You can join a 7 team to play baseball or softball. 6 Fishing, skateboarding and kite flying tennis Read the clues are all fun to do with family or friends. Chatter and I are There’s something for everyone – to fill in the softball 9 crossword trying sports that so spring up and get going! golf puzzle. we haven’t played This sport is played with (or done using): before. She found 8 1. nets on the end of long sticks, special face masks and a ball that she likes playing 11 2. ropes and harnesses to keep you from falling disc golf in the park. 3. bats, leather gloves and balls on a diamond I love the fast pace Check your 10 4. a large pool of water with a ball and 2 goals of ultimate frisbee! local parks 5. long clubs, balls, large grass area that has sand and water traps and recreation Che 6. a ball that the player can only touch with his or her 12 er department to feet and kicks into a large netted goal see what is water polo fishing 7. megaphone, pom poms; this sport really gets the crowd going Free offered for 8. fast inline skating, people like to do jumps and tricks rock climbing outdoor fun! f f u St 9. balls (larger than baseballs), bats and leather gloves on a diamond Come to print out free puzzles: Spring Sports word 10. a good pair of running shoes, hurdles, whistles search, reading log and certificate set and our Dairy, Grains 11. a large net and a racquet; the ball bounces very easily and Meat Group puzzle @ www.readingclubfun.com 12. rods and lures; relaxing sport; some people do it in winter on lake ice

Things to Do!

Can you find and circle these spring sports and activities? flying kites fishing rock climbing hiking jogging dog walking badminton inline skating

gardening roller skating camping

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I’m picking up sticks and raking old leaves to clean the yard before Dad has to mow the first spring grass.

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To save materials and energy we...

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Earth Day 2014

Charging

...buy items with little to no packaging.

Energy Today and Tomorrow!

Wind turbines are one way to generate power using a renewable resource. They help to cut pollution.

People are always working on ways to get the energy we need while keeping the ground, air and water clean as well. Some people are exploring “clean coal.” Others are using “renewable” forms of energy – like solar panels or wind turbines.

Read the clues to fill in the puzzle: Chitter! Get out 1. The major fuels we use for energy today are called _____ fuels because they are made from parts of my of animals and plants that have been under heat and pressure in the Earth’s crust for millions of years. What bright idea sol gas ar photo! 11 2. Pieces of black ________ we dig out of the ground are used in power plants to generate electricity. do you have to wind 3. A thick liquid we pump out of the earth and use to heat our homes or turn into gasoline to run cars. help save energy? fossil 4 4. Natural ________ is pumped out of oil fields or other underground fields. It is used to heat 5 al 2 geotherm homes and water and to cook food on stoves. Russia has the world’s largest amounts. hydro gen 1 5. Once we use up the fossil fuels they will be gone. Today, scientists are working hard 10 8 on fuel sources that can be regrown or reused. They are called ________ fuels. 6. Giant, fan-like structures with blades that you might see in fields are called turbines. coal 7 9 They use the ________ as a source of power. They make electricity to power homes. 3 6 7. Another renewable source of power is ________. We use dams to hold water back and then slowly nucl ear let it flow through to spin generators to make electricity. This is called hydropower. oil s t n la p 8. In very sunny areas, you can see panels that soak up ________ energy. This is energy able water renew from the sun’s rays. The special cells in the panels can change sunlight into electricity. 12 9. Have you heard of bioenergy? This form of energy is created from ________ like corn or grains, or may be made from wood scraps or animal waste. It is a renewable fuel because we can regrow its sources. 10. This source of energy uses heat from deep in the earth. Boiling liquid or steam Free Stuff is pumped up to the surface and passes through machines to generate electricity. 11. Have you heard of ________ power plants? They generate energy by splitting atoms. Come to print out free puzzles: When the atoms are split apart they release energy. France generates almost all of its Earth Day 2014 Puzzle Pal, Spring own electricity by using nuclear power plants – and sells energy to other countries too. Showers Bring...Mud? crossword 12. Colorless, odorless, highly flammable gas – the lightest known element in the universe. It is @ www.readingclubfun.com used in “fuel cells” that can run cars and heat homes.

This is the bag that...

...Chatter brings to the store to pack her items in.

Recycle!

Reduce or Reuse

Fill in the blanks with the word that makes sense: 1. Bring your own ________ to pack groceries you buy. 2. Accept hand-me-down __________ and give your good items to others to use. 3. Set up a “swap shack” or a “swap event” where families can leave or ________ items with others: games, books, clothing, sports equipment, toys. 4. Refrigerate ____________ to eat the next day. 5. Just ________ less stuff! 6. Grow a small __________ patch: tomatoes, beans. 7. Donate unused __________ items – yarn, ribbons, A. walk or bike paint – to a school or organization. B. glasses and plastic plates 8. When you are ready to get a cat or dog, check out C. rake r your local __________ shelter. lo D. fluorescent lights Co thing! y r 9. Use the comics or decorate bags to wrap ________. eve E. clothesline 10. Refill a __________ with drinks or soup. F. cloth napkins 11. Use both sides of your __________. G. donate them 12. Cut junk mail into squares for notes and ___________. H. cold water to wash

Draw an arrow to the item that will help reduce use of energy:

1. clothes dryer 2. ride in the car 3. regular light bulbs 4. paper cups and plates 5. air conditioner 6. paper lunch bags 7. spray paint 8. leafblower 9. paper napkins 10. throw clothes away 11. hot water to wash clothes

After we bring items to be recycled they are made into new materials and items or used in new ways. Paper is made into new rolls of paper towels. Plastic is woven into new rugs. Even old buildings can be recycled! I read an article about a P L warehouse being R U O R reconstructed N G D D A into lower cost N E W S P Let’s all apartments for L A L U recycle as much teachers...yay! A V as we can!

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I’m hard at work reducing my energy use and thinking of ways to reuse as many items as I can. Today I’m cleaning out the closets and giving clothes to my younger cousins or to others. What can you do to reduce or reuse?

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The last one I caught was at least this long.... really!

Hmmm... that sounds like a bit of a fish story to me.

A Fishy Quiz!

Fishing & Fish Fun!

Do you want to get in on the fishing fun? Ask a grownup to be your fishing buddy. Dig some worms. Grab your poles. Pack a lunch, dash to a lake or river and start fishing! Some people stand on the bank of a river to fish. Some will row their boat out to the middle of a lake. Fishing from a pier into the ocean is cool too. Some people only wish to "catch" fish from the supermarket for a favorite dish. Have fun and...shhh...the fish are biting!

Think fishing! Now match each word to its “fishy” description. 1. tackle 2. catch 3. cast 4. waders 5. test

One fun 4 fishing event is a fishing derby. It’s a competition with fun and prizes! 6 A pole, some fishing line, a hook and some bait - that’s all you need to fish!

bait

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Can you find and circle 4 words that end in ‘sh’ as in the word ‘fish’?

boat

fisherman 5 bobbers bucket

hook

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Next week, Newspaper Fun is all about Mothers’ Day!

12 1. weights you attach to your line 2. used to wind the fishing line A. game in which the ball is thrown and caught Read the clues 3. holds all the small B. a bucket of fresh fish going home with you to fill in this puzzle equipment needed about going fishing: 4. person who fishes for fun, food or a living A. what the doctor puts on a broken bone 5. things to attract fish; sometimes flashy or feathery B. throwing your fishing line and bait into the water Free Stuff 6. has fins; swims and lives in fresh or salt water Come to print out free puzzles: 7. curved piece of metal used to catch a fish A. people who wet their feet Fish Fun! word search and idiom 8. these keep bait near water’s surface, signal “bite” at the edge of the water puzzle, and the new matching 9. round, open container with a handle used to carry fish B. waterproof boots that cover waaaay up reading log and certificate set. Also, 10. long, narrow pole with hoops that hold your line A. the amount of strength in your fishing line Earth Day 2014 Puzzle Pals. 11. piece of food or a worm; used to attract a fish @ www.readingclubfun.com 12. people sit in this and row to their "fishing holes" B. what the math teacher gives you A. hooks, lures and other things used to fish B. rush; knock someone down

Coral Reef Pop Quiz!

Who Am I?

Unscramble the letters to find some favorite “catches” from our lakes, rivers and seas:

Circle “T” for true, “F” for false. 1. ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ 1. Coral reefs are always in deep areas of the ocean. T F 6. ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ NOMLAS 2. They are alive – made up of OTUTR 2. ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ millions of tiny animals. T F 9. ___ ___ ___ ___ 3. They produce food that algae eat. Little fish eat the algae. 7. ___ ___ ___ ___ HCTAISF NATU Bigger fish come to eat the smaller fish. T F SASB 3. ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ 4. The coral reefs teem HISFDWSRO with only clams and octopuses. T F 8. ___ ___ ___ 5. They cover ODC 4. ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ about 1% of the ocean, but LSAIHFSI 5. ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ support about 25% of all sea life. ENSARDI ...have Coral T F great reefs... hiding places!

Find the Fishing Hole!

Can you help Chitter find his favorite fishing hole?

End Start

Find a piece of paper. Draw a coral bed full of colorful fish.

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Mothers have been honored in many ways, even before they got their own holiday. Some children picked wildflowers to surprise their mothers. Some thanked or remembered their mothers by attending religious services or banquets that honored them. Mother's Day became a national holiday in the United States in 1914 when President Woodrow Wilson proclaimed the second Sunday in May to be a day of "...public expression of our love and reverence for the mothers of our country." How will you show your mother your love? Read the clues below to fill in the crossword: 1. Mother ________ – old woman in nursery rhyme 2. mother ________ – the nation of a family 3. Mother ________ – our planet 4. mother ________ – first language learned 5. Mother ________ – controlling force of life, events 6. mother-of- _____ – hard, shimmery layer in shell 7. Mother ________ – "author" of children's rhymes 8. mother ________ – protects/services smaller vessels 9. mother ________ – being a female who has children and is caring for them 10. mother _______ – main vein of gold in the hills

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Gifts and Fun Ideas for Moms A handmade card from you is a great present for your Mom. Use your own ideas to decorate it and write about your own feelings inside. It is a gift that lets your mother know how much she means to you, and it can be tucked away for her to cherish for many years. Unscramble the letters below to fill in the blanks to show some other gifts or ideas for Moms: 1. a special ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ E S P R E T N 2. vase or garland of ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___

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Thanks to the ‘eagle-eyed’ teacher who noticed him squinting, my little cousin had his eyes examined. He needed glasses and now he can read the board in school. He is so excited to be learning to read!

What kind of pets do you like?

How many words can you find that have 3 or more syllables? Circle them.

Ready to Read?

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3. the main idea 4. enjoying written stories 5. rewards and treats 6. fun gathering of friends 7. tales being read aloud 8. series of pictures on screen 9. discussions of books 10. lists of books read

Ask a grownup if you can sign up at the library for the summer reading program and lots of other summer fun!

Find and circle our reading list above:

I know, I know...there are so many great things to read at the library – so A science fiction book will dooooo! I like pecking through mysteries too.

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Off to the Library We Go!

Can you help Pop Rooster guide his chicks to the library?

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Barbara Walters ends her regular appearances on ABC with Friday’s episode of “The View” and a two-hour retrospective that night.

Walters signs off

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Accepted ›› (2006, Comedy) Justin Long, Jonah Hill. ‘PG-13’ (1:33) (51) FAM Wed. 8 p.m. Admission ›› (2013, Comedy-Drama) Tina Fey, Paul Rudd. ‘PG-13’ (1:57) + MAX Thu. 9 p.m.

Bad News Bears ›› (2005, Comedy) Billy Bob Thornton, Greg Kinnear. ‘PG13’ (1:53) 8 TMC Fri. 5 p.m. Barbershop 2: Back in Business ››› (2004, Comedy) Ice Cube, Cedric the Entertainer. The owner of a barbershop faces pressure from a corporation that is opening establishments in his neighborhood. ‘PG-13’ (1:46) 8 TMC Tue. 7 p.m.; Fri. 9 p.m. Batman Begins ››› (2005, Action) Christian Bale, Michael Caine. Following the death of his parents, young heir Bruce Wayne becomes a masked avenger who fights the forces of evil in Gotham City. ‘PG-13’ (2:20) + MAX Sun. 9 p.m. Beautiful Creatures ›› (2013, Fantasy) Alden Ehrenreich, Alice Englert. ‘PG-13’ (2:03) ^ HBO2 Tue. 6:10 p.m. Blades of Glory ››› (2007, Comedy) Will Ferrell, Jon Heder. Several years after being banned from men’s singles competition, two rival skaters exploit a loophole that allows them to compete as a pair. ‘PG-13’ (1:33) (31) TNT Sat. 5 p.m. The Blind Side ››› (2009, Drama) Sandra Bullock, Tim McGraw. A wellto-do white family takes in a homeless black teen and helps him realize his potential on and off the football field. ‘PG-13’ (2:08) (51) FAM Sun. 8 p.m.; Mon. 7 p.m. Blue Caprice ››› (2013, Crime Drama) Isaiah Washington, Tequan Richmond. A man trains a teenager and turns him into a deadly sniper, then the duo embarks on a rampage across America. ‘R’ (1:33) 8 TMC Wed. 7 p.m.

Choke ›› (2008, Comedy-Drama) Sam Rockwell, Anjelica Huston. ‘R’ (1:32) + MAX Mon. 7:25 p.m. The Chronicles of Riddick ›› (2004, Science Fiction) Vin Diesel, Colm Feore. ‘PG-13’ (1:59) (82) SYFY Sat. 8 p.m. Coach Carter ››› (2005, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Ri’chard. A high-school basketball coach turns a losing team around, then faces criticism for pushing the athletes to put grades first. ‘PG-13’ (2:16) 8 TMC Tue. 4:30 p.m. Cocaine Cowboys II: Hustlin’ With the Godmother ››› (2008, Documentary) Filmmaker Billy Corben examines the relationship between drug lords Charles Cosby and Griselda Blanco. ‘NR’ (1:41) (65) CNBC Wed. 7 p.m. Coffee Town ›› (2013, Comedy) Glenn Howerton, Steve Little. ‘NR’ (1:28) + MAX Mon. 11:55 p.m. Constantine ›› (2005, Fantasy) Keanu Reeves, Rachel Weisz. ‘R’ (2:00) ^ HBO2 Sun. 9:30 p.m. The Core ›› (2003, Action) Aaron Eckhart, Hilary Swank. ‘PG-13’ (2:16) (43) AMC Wed. 4 p.m. Crash ››› (2004, Drama) Sandra Bullock, Don Cheadle. Racial tensions collide in a collection of intertwined stories involving residents of Los Angeles. ‘R’ (1:52) 5 SHOW Sat. 11:45 p.m. The Cutting Edge ›› (1992, RomanceComedy) D.B. Sweeney, Moira Kelly. ‘PG’ (1:41) (8) WGN-A Sun. 11 p.m.

The Dark Knight Rises ››› (2012, Action) Christian Bale, Anne Hathaway. Eight years after he took the blame for Harvey Dent’s death and vanished into the night, Batman is forced out of his self-imposed exile by a cunning cat burglar and a merciless terrorist called Bane. ‘PG-13’ (2:45) ^ HBO2 Wed. 11 p.m.; Fri. 8 p.m. Dark Skies ›› (2013, Science Fiction) Keri Russell, Josh Hamilton. ‘PG-13’ (1:37) 5 SHOW Wed. 5:15 p.m. Despicable Me ››› (2010, Comedy) Voices of Steve Carell, Jason Segel. Animated. As he tries to execute a fiendish

plot to steal the moon, a supervillain meets his match in three little orphan girls who want to make him their dad. ‘PG’ (1:35) (49) DISN Sat. 7:15 p.m. Diary of a Mad Black Woman ›› (2005, Comedy-Drama) Kimberly Elise, Steve Harris. ‘PG-13’ (1:56) 8 TMC Sun. 9 p.m. Die Another Day ›› (2002, Action) Pierce Brosnan, Halle Berry. ‘PG-13’ (2:10) ^ HBO2 Wed. 4:45 p.m. Django Unchained ››› (2012, Western) Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz. A former slave joins forces with the German bounty hunter who freed him and helps hunt down the South’s most-wanted criminals, all in the hope of finding his long-lost wife. ‘R’ (2:45) 5 SHOW Sat. 7 p.m. Due Date ›› (2010, Comedy) Robert Downey Jr., Zach Galifianakis. ‘R’ (1:35) (31) TNT Sat. 11 p.m.

H Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 ››› (2011, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. As his showdown with Lord Voldemort nears, Harry may have to make the ultimate sacrifice. ‘PG-13’ (2:11) (51) FAM Tue. 7 p.m. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey ›› (2012, Fantasy) Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman. ‘PG-13’ (2:49) + MAX Sun. 6:10 p.m. Hustle & Flow ››› (2005, Drama) Terrence Howard, Anthony Anderson. A pimp in Memphis, Tenn., sees rap music as the way to escape his dead-end existence and achieve something meaningful. ‘R’ (1:55) 8 TMC Tue. 9 p.m.

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The Faculty ›› (1998, Horror) Jordana Brewster, Clea DuVall. ‘R’ (1:42) ^ HBO2 Thu. 10:35 p.m. Fantastic Four ›› (2005, Action) Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba. ‘PG-13’ (1:46) + MAX Wed. 5:30 p.m. Fast & Furious 6 ›› (2013, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. ‘PG-13’ (2:10) ! HBO Sat. 7 p.m. Fearless ››› (2006, Action) Jet Li, Betty Sun. After spending time in a remote village to atone for his past, a martial artist gets caught in a duel to defend China’s honor against his country’s enemies. ‘PG-13’ (1:43) 8 TMC Thu. 7 p.m. Final Destination 2 ›› (2003, Horror) Ali Larter, A.J. Cook. ‘R’ (1:30) (82) SYFY Wed. 10:30 p.m. Flying Blind ›› (2012, Drama) Helen McCrory, Najib Oudghiri. ‘NR’ (1:34) 8 TMC Wed. 5:25 p.m. For a Good Time, Call... ›› (2012, Comedy) Ari Graynor, Lauren Anne Miller. ‘R’ (1:26) ^ HBO2 Fri. 10:45 p.m. Forrest Gump ›››› (1994, ComedyDrama) Tom Hanks, Robin Wright. An innocent man enters history from the ’50s to the ’90s. ‘PG-13’ (2:22) (51) FAM Sun. 5 p.m.

Geek Charming ››› (2011, Comedy) Sarah Hyland, Matt Prokop. A teen films a documentary about the most popular student at his high school. ‘NR’ (1:30) (49) DISN Mon. 7 p.m. Get Him to the Greek ››› (2010, Comedy) Jonah Hill, Russell Brand. A record-company employee has just a few days to get a boozy British rock star to Hollywood for a big comeback concert. ‘R’ (1:48) (81) COM Fri. 10 p.m.; Sat. 5:59 p.m. Ghost Rider ›› (2007, Action) Nicolas Cage, Eva Mendes. ‘PG-13’ (1:50) (31) TNT Sun. 9:30 p.m. Girl vs. Monster ›› (2012, Comedy) Olivia Holt, Brendan Meyer. (1:30) (49) DISN Tue. 7 p.m. Gone ›› (2012, Suspense) Amanda Seyfried, Daniel Sunjata. ‘PG-13’ (1:35) 5 SHOW Mon. 5:25 p.m.; Thu. 5:25 p.m. The Green Mile ››› (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks, David Morse. In 1935 a head prison guard realizes a man on death row may be innocent and have a supernatural ability to heal others. ‘R’ (3:07) (43) AMC Sat. 7 p.m.

The Impossible ››› (2012, Drama) Naomi Watts, Ewan McGregor. A couple and their three sons encounter terror, courage and compassion following the December 2004 tsunami that devastated Thailand. ‘PG-13’ (1:43) 8 TMC Sat. 6 p.m. The Incredible Burt Wonderstone ›› (2013, Comedy) Steve Carell, Steve Buscemi. ‘PG-13’ (1:40) + MAX Wed. 7:15 p.m. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom ››› (1984, Adventure) Harrison Ford, Kate Capshaw. In 1935 archaeologist Jones, a lounge singer and a Chinese orphan search for mystical stones stolen from an Indian tribe. ‘PG’ (1:58) (82) SYFY Sun. 7:30 p.m.; Mon. 5:30 p.m. The Internship ›› (2013, Comedy) Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson. ‘PG-13’ (1:59) + MAX Thu. 4:30 p.m.

Jack the Giant Slayer ›› (2013, Fantasy) Nicholas Hoult, Eleanor Tomlinson. ‘PG-13’ (1:53) ! HBO Sat. 5 p.m. Jaws ›››› (1975, Horror) Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw. A man-eating shark terrorizes a New England resort town. ‘PG’ (2:04) (43) AMC Wed. 7 p.m. Jaws 2 ›› (1978, Horror) Roy Scheider, Lorraine Gary. ‘PG’ (1:57) (43) AMC Wed. 10 p.m.; Thu. 4:30 p.m.

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in 1971. ‘PG’ (1:53) (51) FAM Thu. 7:30 p.m.; Fri. 5:30 p.m. Road Trip ›› (2000, Comedy) Seann William Scott, Breckin Meyer. ‘R’ (1:34) + MAX Tue. 9 p.m. The Rookie ››› (2002, Drama) Dennis Quaid, Rachel Griffiths. A highschool baseball coach makes it to the Major Leagues as a middle-aged relief pitcher. ‘G’ (2:07) (51) FAM Thu. 5 p.m. The Ruins ›› (2008, Horror) Jonathan Tucker, Jena Malone. ‘R’ (1:31) (82) SYFY Thu. 10:30 p.m.

Wilson. ‘PG-13’ (1:36) + MAX Tue. 4:05 p.m.

Kill Bill: Vol. 1 ››› (2003, Action) Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu. Awaking from a coma, an assassin seeks vengeance against her former boss and his ruthless gang. ‘R’ (1:50) 5 SHOW Thu. 7 p.m.

Land of the Dead ›› (2005, Horror) Simon Baker, John Leguizamo. ‘R’ (1:33) 8 TMC Sat. 9:30 p.m. The Last Samurai ››› (2003, Adventure) Tom Cruise, Ken Watanabe. In the 1870s a Westerner is caught in the middle of a battle between Japan’s emperor and the samurai. ‘R’ (2:34) (43) AMC Sat. 11 p.m. Let Me In ››› (2010, Horror) Kodi Smit-McPhee, Chloe Grace Moretz. A misfit boy suspects that his only friend, an eerie child who only appears at night, is hiding a terrible secret. ‘R’ (1:55) (82) SYFY Wed. 5:30 p.m. Lionheart ›› (1990, Action) JeanClaude Van Damme, Deborah Rennard. ‘R’ (1:45) 8 TMC Mon. 7 p.m. The Longest Yard ›› (2005, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Chris Rock. ‘PG-13’ (1:53) 8 TMC Tue. 11 p.m.; Fri. 7 p.m. The Lovely Bones ›› (2009, Drama) Mark Wahlberg, Rachel Weisz. ‘PG-13’ (2:16) ^ HBO2 Tue. 10 p.m.

Mama ›› (2013, Horror) Jessica Chastain, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. ‘PG-13’ (1:40) + MAX Mon. 5:45 p.m. Man of Steel ›› (2013, Action) Henry Cavill, Amy Adams. ‘PG-13’ (2:23) ^ HBO2 Sat. 4:30 p.m. Mars Needs Moms ›› (2011, Comedy) Voices of Seth Green, Dan Fogler. ‘PG’ (1:28) (49) DISN Sun. 7 p.m. The Mummy Returns ›› (2001, Adventure) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz. ‘PG-13’ (2:09) (43) AMC Sun. 5 p.m. My Super Ex-Girlfriend ›› (2006, Romance-Comedy) Uma Thurman, Luke

No Strings Attached ›› (2011, Romance-Comedy) Natalie Portman, Ashton Kutcher. ‘R’ (1:48) (28) USA Sat. 10 p.m. Now You See Me ›› (2013, ComedyDrama) Jesse Eisenberg, Mark Ruffalo. ‘PG-13’ (1:56) + MAX Sat. 9 p.m.

Oblivion ›› (2013, Science Fiction) Tom Cruise, Morgan Freeman. ‘PG-13’ (2:05) + MAX Fri. 9 p.m. Ocean’s Twelve ››› (2004, ComedyDrama) George Clooney, Brad Pitt. To pay back casino boss Terry Benedict, Danny Ocean and his team of criminals plan an elaborate heist in Europe. ‘PG13’ (2:05) ! HBO Fri. 4:45 p.m. Old School ›› (2003, Comedy) Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell. ‘R’ (1:30) (31) TNT Sat. 7 p.m., 9 p.m.

P Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End ›› (2007, Action) Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom. ‘PG-13’ (2:48) (82) SYFY Thu. 7 p.m. The Place Beyond the Pines ››› (2012, Crime Drama) Ryan Gosling, Bradley Cooper. In upstate New York, two men, and later, their sons must deal with the unforeseen consequences of their actions. ‘R’ (2:20) + MAX Thu. 6:35 p.m. Premonition ›› (2007, Suspense) Sandra Bullock, Julian McMahon. ‘PG13’ (1:36) (23) LIFE Thu. 9 p.m. The Prestige ››› (2006, Drama) Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale. After an illusion goes tragically wrong, two 19thcentury magicians engage in a bitter and potentially deadly rivalry. ‘PG-13’ (2:10) (82) SYFY Sun. 10 p.m. Prisoners ››› (2013, Suspense) Hugh Jackman, Jake Gyllenhaal. When police have to release their only suspect, a desperate man takes the law into his own hands after his young daughter and her friend disappear. ‘R’

The Sandlot ›› (1993, Comedy-Drama) Tom Guiry, Mike Vitar. ‘PG’ (1:41) (51) FAM Fri. 8 p.m.

“Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” (2:33) ! HBO Sun. 5:20 p.m.; Wed. 8 p.m. ^ HBO2 Thu. 8 p.m.

Quartet ››› (2012, Comedy-Drama) Maggie Smith, Tom Courtenay. A longsmoldering flame is rekindled when a once-popular opera star reunites with her ex-husband and fellow performers at a retirement home for musicians. ‘PG-13’ (1:39) 8 TMC Sun. 7 p.m.; Sat. 4:20 p.m. The Quick and the Dead ›› (1995, Western) Sharon Stone, Gene Hackman. ‘R’ (1:45) (43) AMC Fri. 7 p.m.

Raiders of the Lost Ark ›››› (1981, Adventure) Harrison Ford, Karen Allen. An archaeologist races Nazis to find a powerful relic. ‘PG’ (1:55) (82) SYFY Sun. 5 p.m. Remember the Titans ››› (2000, Drama) Denzel Washington, Will Patton. A Virginia high school hires a black football coach after undergoing integration

Seven Psychopaths ››› (2012, Comedy) Colin Farrell, Christopher Walken. A struggling screenwriter finds himself inadvertently entangled in the criminal underworld when his knucklehead friends abduct a mobster’s beloved Shih Tzu. ‘R’ (1:51) 8 TMC Thu. 9 p.m. Shaft ›› (2000, Action) Samuel L. Jackson, Vanessa L. Williams. ‘R’ (1:38) (31) TNT Sun. 7:30 p.m. Silver Linings Playbook ››› (2012, Comedy-Drama) Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Lawrence. An unexpected bond begins to form between a man trying to rebuild his life and a young woman promising to help him reunite with his estranged wife. ‘R’ (2:02) 5 SHOW Fri. 7 p.m.

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Dad King King Friends ‘PG’ Friends ‘PG’ Friends ‘PG’ Supernatural ‘14’ Supernatural ‘14’ Supernatural ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Castle ‘14’ Supernatural ‘14’ Supernatural ‘14’ Supernatural ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Castle ‘PG’ Supernatural ‘14’ Supernatural ‘14’ Supernatural ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ NBA Basketball Supernatural ‘14’ Supernatural ‘14’ Supernatural ‘14’ Bones Heart failure. ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Castle ‘14’ Supernatural ‘14’ Supernatural ‘14’ Supernatural ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Castle “Kill Shot” ‘PG’ SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Outside Insiders NFL Live (N) (Live) Around Interruption SportsCenter (N) (Live) Baseball SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Outside Insiders NFL Live (N) (Live) Around Interruption SportsCenter (N) (Live) March to Brazil SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Outside Insiders NFL Live (N) (Live) Around Interruption SportsCenter (N) (Live) MLB Baseball SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Outside Insiders NFL Live (N) (Live) Around Interruption SportsCenter (N) (Live) NBA SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Outside Insiders NFL Live (N) (Live) Around Interruption SportsCenter (N) (Live) NBA Numbers Never Lie (N) First Take SportsNation (N) (Live) Question Question Football ESPN FC Around Interruption SpoCenter SportCtr Numbers Never Lie (N) First Take SportsNation (N) (Live) Question Question Football ESPN FC Around Interruption SportsCenter (N) (Live) Numbers Never Lie (N) First Take SportsNation (N) (Live) Question Question Football ESPN FC Around Interruption SportsCenter (N) (Live) Numbers Never Lie (N) 2014 NBA Draft Combine From Chicago. (N) (Live) SportsNation (N) Question Question Football ESPN FC Around Interruption Jon Hamm SportCtr Numbers Never Lie (N) 2014 NBA Draft Combine From Chicago. (N) (Live) SportsNation (N) Question College Softball Update College Softball Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. The Dan Patrick Show (N) Planet X Sq. Tennis PowerShares Series: Sacramento. (Taped) MLS Soccer Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. The Dan Patrick Show (N) West Coast Customs ‘G’ MLB Baseball Tampa Bay Rays at Seattle Mariners. Hawg Quest Paid Prog. Paid Prog. EZ Cleaning Horns Mariners Mariners MLB Baseball Tampa Bay Rays at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. Mariners MLB Baseball Paid Prog. Focus T25 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. The Dan Patrick Show (N) College Baseball Miami at Duke. (Taped) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Big Fish! The Dan Patrick Show (N) Game 365 Planet X Sq. Planet X Sq. Bensinger Mariners Mariners Varied Programs Cops Varied TURN “Mr. Culpeper” ‘14’ “The Recruit” (2003, Suspense) Al Pacino, Colin Farrell. “Hannibal Rising” (2007, Suspense) Gaspard Ulliel, Gong Li. “Face/Off” (1997, Action) John Travolta. Freakshow Freakshow “The Matrix” (1999, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne. “The Matrix Reloaded” (2003) Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne. “The Matrix Revolutions” (:15) “Children of Men” (2006) Clive Owen. (:45) “End of Days” (1999, Horror) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gabriel Byrne. “Die Hard 2” (1990, Action) Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia. “Legends of the Fall” (1994, Drama) Brad Pitt, Anthony Hopkins. “The Bone Collector” (1999, Suspense) Denzel Washington. “Jaws” (1975, Horror) Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw. Stooges Stooges “Apocalypse Now” (1979, War) Marlon Brando. An Army agent goes upriver in Cambodia to kill a renegade. “Behind Enemy Lines” (2001) Owen Wilson, Gene Hackman. Tom & Jerry ‘G’ Tom & Jerry Tom & Jerry Johnny Test Johnny Test Gumball Gumball Adventure Adventure Regular Regular Adventure Regular Clarence (N) Uncle Gra. Tom & Jerry ‘G’ Tom & Jerry Tom & Jerry Johnny Test Johnny Test Gumball Gumball Adventure Adventure Regular Regular Adventure Gumball Uncle Gra. Steven Univ. Tom & Jerry ‘G’ Tom & Jerry Tom & Jerry Johnny Test Johnny Test Gumball Gumball Adventure Adventure Regular Tom/Jerry Johnny Test Teen Titans Steven Univ. Regular Tom & Jerry ‘G’ Tom & Jerry Tom & Jerry Johnny Test Johnny Test Gumball Gumball Adventure Adventure Regular Regular Clarence Uncle Gra. Teen Titans Johnny Test Tom & Jerry ‘G’ Tom & Jerry Tom & Jerry Johnny Test Johnny Test Gumball Gumball Adventure Adventure Regular Regular Teen Titans Teen Titans Regular Regular Dogs 101 Animal Cops Houston Varied Programs Swamp Wars Gator Boys: Xtra Bites Wil. West Doc McSt. Sofia Mickey Doc McSt. Mickey Mickey Little Little Octonauts Good Luck Good Luck Liv-Mad. Austin Austin Austin Wil. West Doc McSt. Sofia Mickey Doc McSt. Mickey Mickey Little Little Octonauts Austin Austin Austin (:40) Jessie (:05) Jessie Jessie ‘G’ Wil. West Doc McSt. Sofia Mickey Doc McSt. Mickey Mickey Little Little Octonauts Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck (:20) “Cloud 9” (2014, Drama) ‘G’ Wil. West Doc McSt. Sofia Mickey Doc McSt. Mickey Mickey Little Little Octonauts “Tarzan” (1999) Glenn Close I Didn’t Liv-Mad. Liv-Mad. Mickey Doc McSt. Octonauts Mickey Doc McSt. Mickey Mickey Little Little Octonauts A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Jessie ‘G’ PAW Patrol Team Umiz. Dora... Dora... Bubble Bubble PAW Patrol PAW Patrol Wally Wally SpongeBob SpongeBob Bread Odd Parents Odd Parents Odd Parents PAW Patrol Team Umiz. Dora... Dora... Bubble Bubble PAW Patrol PAW Patrol Wally Wally SpongeBob SpongeBob Bread Odd Parents Odd Parents Odd Parents PAW Patrol Team Umiz. Dora... Dora... 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Hoarding: Buried Alive Pregnant Pregnant Borrowed Borrowed What Not to Wear ‘PG’ Medium Medium 19 Kids 19 Kids Cake Boss Cake Boss Here Comes Honey Hoarding: Buried Alive Didn’t Know-Pregnant Borrowed Borrowed What Not to Wear ‘PG’ Medium Medium 19 Kids and Counting ‘G’ Cake Boss Cake Boss Here Comes Here Comes Hoarding: Buried Alive Pregnant Pregnant Borrowed Borrowed What Not to Wear ‘PG’ Medium Medium 19 Kids and Counting ‘G’ Cake Boss Cake Boss Here Comes Here Comes Hoarding: Buried Alive Pregnant Pregnant Borrowed Borrowed What Not to Wear ‘PG’ Medium Medium 19 Kids 19 Kids Cake Boss Cake Boss Here Comes Here Comes Hoarding: Buried Alive Pregnant Pregnant Borrowed Borrowed Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Four Weddings ‘PG’ Four Weddings ‘PG’ Four Weddings ‘PG’

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Almost, Away Disappeared ‘PG’ Wicked Attraction ‘14’ Sins & Secrets ‘14’ Biker Build-Off ‘PG’ Biker Build-Off ‘PG’ American Chopper Fast N’ Loud ‘14’ Almost, Away Disappeared ‘PG’ Wicked Attraction ‘14’ Sins & Secrets ‘14’ Alaskan Bush People ‘14’ Deadliest Catch ‘14’ Deadliest Catch: Legend Deadliest Catch ‘14’ Almost, Away Disappeared ‘PG’ Wicked Attraction ‘14’ Sins & Secrets ‘14’ I Shouldn’t Be Alive I Shouldn’t Be Alive ‘PG’ Alaskan Bush People ‘14’ Alaskan Bush People ‘14’ Almost, Away Disappeared ‘PG’ Wicked Attraction ‘14’ Sins & Secrets ‘14’ Marooned “Borneo” Dual Survival ‘14’ Dual Survival “Adrift” ‘G’ Deadliest Catch ‘PG’ Almost, Away Disappeared ‘PG’ Wicked Attraction ‘14’ Sins & Secrets ‘14’ Dual Survival ‘14’ Dual Survival ‘14’ Dual Survival ‘14’ Alaskan Bush People ‘14’ Hotel Impossible ‘PG’ No Reservation Street Foods International Man v Food Man v Food Man v Food Man v Food Man v Food Man v Food Food Paradise ‘PG’ Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Hotel Impossible ‘PG’ Tastiest Places Tastiest Places Tastiest Places Tastiest Places Tastiest Places Food Paradise ‘G’ Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Hotel Impossible ‘PG’ No Reservation Making of Swimsuit 2014 MegaYachts ‘PG’ Extreme Houseboats ‘PG’ Extreme Houseboats ‘PG’ Food Paradise ‘PG’ Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Hotel Impossible ‘PG’ No Reservation Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Castle Secrets Castle Secrets Hotel Impossible ‘PG’ No Reservation Haunted Hotels ‘PG’ Haunted Hotels ‘PG’ Ghost Ghost Ghost Ghost Ghost Adventures ‘PG’ Ghost Adventures ‘PG’ Swamp People ‘PG’ Swamp People ‘PG’ Swamp People ‘PG’ Swamp People ‘PG’ Swamp People ‘PG’ Swamp People ‘PG’ Swamp People ‘PG’ Swamp People ‘PG’ UFO Files ‘PG’ UFO Files ‘PG’ UFO Files ‘PG’ UFO Files ‘PG’ UFO Files ‘PG’ UFO Files Reverse-engineering alien technology. ‘PG’ UFO Files ‘PG’ Rome: Engineering Egypt: Engineering an Empire ‘PG’ American Pickers ‘PG’ American Pickers ‘PG’ American Pickers ‘PG’ American Pickers ‘PG’ American Pickers ‘PG’ Violent Earth: Violent Earth: Killer Hurricane Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars ‘PG’ Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars True Caribbean Pirates Cities of the Underworld Cities of the Underworld Cities of the Underworld Cities of the Underworld Cities of the Underworld Cities of the Underworld Cities of the Underworld Criminal Minds ‘PG’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ Parking Parking Parking Parking Parking Parking Parking Parking Parking Parking Parking Parking The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ Varied Programs Hunters Hunters Int’l Varied Programs Paid Prog. Barbecue Tyler’s Ult. Aarti Party Good Eats Unwrapped Pioneer Wo. Contessa Money Dinners Secrets 30-Minute Kelsey’s Giada-Home Contessa Contessa Hip Hop Grill It! Cooking Down Home Cupcake Wars ‘G’ Pioneer Wo. Contessa Money Dinners Secrets 30-Minute Kelsey’s Giada-Home Contessa Contessa Paid Prog. Bobby Flay Ingred. Fix Hungry Girl Cupcake Wars ‘G’ Pioneer Wo. Contessa Sandra Lee Dinners Secrets 30-Minute Kelsey’s Giada-Home Contessa Contessa Paid Prog. Dinner Challenge ‘G’ Cupcake Wars ‘G’ Pioneer Wo. Contessa Sandra Lee Dinners Secrets Rachael Kelsey’s Giada-Home Contessa Contessa Paid Prog. Big Daddy’s The Kitchen ‘G’ Cupcake Wars ‘G’ Trisha’s Contessa Sandra’s Mexican Guy’s Grocery Games ‘G’ Guy’s Grocery Games ‘G’ Guy’s Grocery Games ‘G’ Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch Street Signs Closing Bell Fast Money Mad Money The Profit Outnumbered Happening Now The Real Story Shepard Smith Reporting Your World W/ Cavuto The Five Special Report Greta Van Susteren Daily Show Colbert Rep Comedy Sunny South Park (:24) “Arthur” (2011) Russell Brand, Helen Mirren. (12:54) “Clueless” (1995) Alicia Silverstone. Key & Peele Key & Peele Daily Show Colbert Rep Comedy Community Sunny South Park (10:54) “Youth in Revolt” (2009) Michael Cera. Tosh.0 ‘14’ (:24) Tosh.0 Tosh.0 ‘14’ (:25) Tosh.0 Tosh.0 ‘14’ (:27) Tosh.0 Daily Show Colbert Rep Comedy Community Sunny South Park Futurama Futurama Futurama Futurama South Park South Park South Park South Park South Park South Park Daily Show Colbert Rep Comedy Community Sunny South Park (10:54) “Balls of Fury” (2007) Dan Fogler. Amy Sch. Amy Sch. Sunny Sunny Sunny Futurama Daily Show Colbert Rep Comedy Community Sunny South Park (10:54) “Without a Paddle” (2004) Seth Green. Workaholics Workaholics Sunny Sunny Sunny Futurama Jim Henson’s “Species: The Awakening” (2007) Ben Cross “Pandorum” (2009) Dennis Quaid, Ben Foster, Cam Gigandet. “Jack Hunter: The Lost Treasure of Ugarit” ‘PG’ The Ruins Destination Truth ‘PG’ Destination Truth ‘PG’ Destination Truth ‘PG’ Destination Truth ‘PG’ Destination Truth ‘PG’ Jim Henson’s Jim Henson’s Jim Henson’s (7:30) “SS Doomtrooper” (2006) ‘14’ “Rock Monster” (2008) Chad Collins. ‘14’ “Age of the Dragons” (2011) Danny Glover. “Triassic Attack” (2010) Steven Brand. ‘14’ Dragons (7:00) “Pterodactyl” ‘14’ “Dragon Dynasty” (2006) James Hong ‘PG’ “Rise of the Dinosaurs” (2013) Gary Stretch. “Dungeons & Dragons: The Book of Vile Darkness” “Final Destination 2” (7:30) “Warbirds” (2008) ‘14’ “Fire & Ice” (2008) Amy Acker, Tom Wisdom. ‘14’ “Odysseus: Voyage to the Underworld” (2008) ‘14’ “Thor: Hammer of the Gods” (2009) ‘14’ Pirates

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(7:00) “New Year’s Eve” “Walk the Line” (2005) Joaquin Phoenix. (:15) “Warm Bodies” (2013) Nicholas Hoult. (:15) “The Island” (2005, Action) Ewan McGregor. ‘PG-13’ Journey 2 (6:45) “Armageddon” (:15) “Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls” (1995) “The Girl” (2012) Toby Jones. “What Dreams May Come” (1998) ‘PG-13’ “About a Boy” (2002) ‘PG-13’ (6:45) “Cutthroat Island” “The Way, Way Back” (2013) (:45) “Date Movie” (2006) ‘PG-13’ (:15) “Big Momma’s House 2” (2006) ‘PG-13’ Billy Crystal 700 Sundays ‘MA’ The (Dead Mothers) Club (:15) “Home Fries” (1998) Drew Barrymore. “Sabrina” (1995) Harrison Ford. ‘PG’ (:15) “Snow White and the Huntsman” (2012) Kristen Stewart. Mike Tyson (:15) “Gasland Part II” (2013, Documentary) ‘NR’ “Warm Bodies” (2013) ‘PG-13’ (:15) “Armageddon” (1998, Science Fiction) Bruce Willis. ‘PG-13’ Road “Ace Ventura” Madagascar “The Apparition” (2012) ‘PG-13’ “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” “The Transporter 2” (2005) Billy Crystal 700 Sundays ‘MA’ “The Sentinel” (7:15) “She’s the Man” (:05) “Hot Shots! Part Deux” (:40) “K-PAX” (2001) Kevin Spacey. ‘PG-13’ (:45) “Office Space” (1999) ‘R’ Road “The Lovely Bones” (2009) (7:45) “EDtv” (1999) Matthew McConaughey. (9:50) “Identity Thief” (2013) ‘R’ (:45) “Promised Land” (2012) Matt Damon. ‘R’ (:35) “Made” (2001) Jon Favreau. (:15) “Madagascar” (2005) (7:30) “Beginners” (:15) “Hot Fuzz” (2007) Simon Pegg. ‘R’ (:15) “White Men Can’t Jump” (1992) ‘R’ (:15) “American Beauty” (1999) Kevin Spacey. ‘R’ (:20) Con Air (7:00) “Rock of Ages” (:05) “Six Days, Seven Nights” (1998) ‘PG-13’ Gloria: In Her Own Words “Beasts of the Southern Wild” (:40) “Top Gun” (1986) Tom Cruise. ‘PG’ Revo Road (7:40) “Epic” (2013) ‘PG’ “House of Wax” (2005) Elisha Cuthbert. ‘R’ “2 Guns” (2013, Action) Denzel Washington. ‘R’ (:20) “The Place Beyond the Pines” (2012) Next of Kin Eternal Sun. (:35) “Road Trip” (2000) ‘R’ (:15) “Pet Sematary” (1989) Dale Midkiff. ‘R’ “Snitch” (2013) Dwayne Johnson. ‘PG-13’ “Oblivion” (2013) Tom Cruise. ‘PG-13’ Falling “The Incredible Burt Wonderstone” (:15) “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey” (2012) Ian McKellen. ‘PG-13’ (:10) “42” (2013, Biography) Chadwick Boseman. ‘PG-13’ Two (7:25) “Vehicle 19” ‘R’ (8:50) “Next of Kin” (1989) ‘R’ (:45) “Admission” (2013) Tina Fey. ‘PG-13’ “Summer of Sam” (1999, Drama) John Leguizamo. ‘R’ “Vehicle 19” (2013) (7:30) “The Watch” (2012) ‘R’ (:20) “Oblivion” (2013) Tom Cruise. ‘PG-13’ “Life of Pi” (2012) Suraj Sharma, Tabu. ‘PG’ (:45) “Mama” (2013) Jessica Chastain. ‘PG-13’ Miss Con. 2 “Union Square” (2011) ‘NR’ “As Cool as I Am” (2013) ‘R’ (:15) “The 13th Warrior” (1999, Adventure) ‘R’ “Apartment 1303” (2012, Horror) ‘R’ (:25) “Made in America” (2013) ‘NR’ (7:30) “The Color of Money” ‘R’ Don Friesen: Ask Rolling Stones: Sweet Summer Sun “Rock ’N’ Roll Exposed: Photography of Bob Gruen” “Rescue Dawn” (2006) Christian Bale. ‘PG-13’ (7:55) “Touchback” (2011) Brian Presley. “Winter Solstice” (2004) ‘R’ “Ruthless People” (1986) ‘R’ (:15) “Hollywoodland” (2006, Mystery) Adrien Brody. ‘R’ Perks “The Three Musketeers” (8:55) “Springsteen & I” (:15) “The Other Sister” (1999) Juliette Lewis. ‘PG-13’ “Far and Away” (1992, Drama) Tom Cruise. ‘PG-13’ Another Day (7:20) “Cool Runnings” “Senseless” (1998, Comedy) ‘R’ (:35) “All In: The Poker Movie” “Boat Trip” (2003, Comedy) ‘R’ (:45) “Replicant” (2001, Action) ‘R’ Man Ldge (:15) “Why Stop Now?” (2012) ‘R’ (:45) “A Love Song for Bobby Long” (2004) ‘R’ (:45) “Margot at the Wedding” (2007) ‘R’ “The Brothers Bloom” (2008) Rachel Weisz. Bang Bang “Paul Williams Still Alive” “Every Day” (2010) ‘R’ (:05) “The Woman in the Fifth” ‘R’ “The Yards” (2000) Mark Wahlberg. ‘R’ “Bad News Bears” (2005) ‘PG-13’ (7:40) “Top Dog” (:10) “Continental Divide” (1981) John Belushi. (10:55) “Captain Ron” (1992) (:35) “Limelight” (2011, Documentary) ‘NR’ (:20) “Venus” (2006, Drama) ‘R’ (6:45) “Beaches” “A Stranger Among Us” (1992) Melanie Griffith. “A Love Song for Bobby Long” (2004) ‘R’ (:05) “Melancholia” (2011, Drama) Kirsten Dunst. ‘R’ People (:15) “Why Stop Now?” (2012) ‘R’ (:45) “The Iron Lady” (2011) Meryl Streep. “The Woman in Black” (2012) (:05) “Barbershop 2: Back in Business” “Secret-Success”

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(59) A&E 118 265 (60) HGTV 112 229

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Snitch ›› (2013, Crime Drama) Dwayne Johnson, Barry Pepper. ‘PG13’ (1:52) + MAX Tue. 11:40 p.m.; Sat. 7 p.m. Step Up Revolution ›› (2012, Drama) Ryan Guzman, Kathryn McCormick. ‘PG-13’ (1:38) 5 SHOW Fri. 5:15 es p.m. es The Stepfather ›› (2009, Suspense) es Dylan Walsh, Sela Ward. ‘PG-13’ (1:41) (23) LIFE Thu. 7 p.m., 11:02 p.m.

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T Taken 2 ›› (2012, Action) Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace. ‘NR’ (1:39) + MAX Tue. 5:45 p.m. Ted ›› (2012, Comedy) Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis. ‘R’ (1:46) ! HBO Mon. 11:30 p.m. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 ›› (2012, Romance) Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson. ‘PG-13’ (1:55) 5 SHOW Tue. 7 p.m. 2 Guns ›› (2013, Action) Denzel Washington, Mark Wahlberg. ‘R’ (1:49) + MAX Mon. 9 p.m.; Sat. 5:10 p.m.

The Uninvited ›› (2009, Horror) Elizabeth Banks, Emily Browning. ‘PG-13’ (1:27) (82) SYFY Wed. 8 p.m.; Thu. 5 p.m. Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning ›› (2012, Action) Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren. ‘NR’ (1:54) 8 TMC Mon. 11 p.m.

Valentine’s Day ›› (2010, RomanceComedy) Jessica Alba, Kathy Bates. ‘PG-13’ (2:05) (30) TBS Sun. 9:30 p.m.

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War of the Worlds ››› (2005, Science Fiction) Tom Cruise, Dakota Fanning. A New Jersey man and his two children face an epic battle for survival when hostile aliens invade Earth. ‘PG-13’ (1:56) + MAX Wed. 11:50 p.m. Warm Bodies ›› (2013, RomanceComedy) Nicholas Hoult, Teresa Palmer. ‘PG-13’ (1:38) ! HBO Wed. 5:15 p.m. The Way, Way Back ››› (2013, Comedy-Drama) Steve Carell, Toni Collette. After his mother’s lover belittles him, a boy befriends a water-park employee who helps give him the confidence to

come out of his shell. ‘PG-13’ (1:43) ^ HBO2 Mon. 4:45 p.m. Wedding Crashers ››› (2005, Comedy) Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn. Two divorce mediators spend a wild weekend partying with a politician and his eccentric family. ‘R’ (1:59) (31) TNT Fri. 7 p.m., 9:32 p.m. The Words ›› (2012, Drama) Bradley Cooper, Jeremy Irons. ‘PG-13’ (1:36) 8 TMC Sun. 5:05 p.m.

sportszone AUTO RACING Saturday 12:00 p.m. (3) ABC IndyCar Racing From Indianapolis Motor Speedway. (Live) 2:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 NHRA Drag Racing From Commerce, Ga. (Same-day Tape) (CC)

BASEBALL Sunday 12:00 p.m. (36) ROOT MLB Baseball (Live) 3:00 p.m. (34) ESPN Baseball Tonight: Sunday Night Countdown (Live) (36) ROOT Mariners Postgame (Live) 4:00 p.m. (34) ESPN MLB Baseball (Live)

Monday 3:30 p.m. (34) ESPN Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC) 4:00 p.m. (34) ESPN MLB Baseball (Live) 5:30 p.m. (36) ROOT Mariners Pregame (Live) 6:00 p.m. (36) ROOT MLB Baseball (Live) 8:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC)

Tuesday

8:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC)

Wednesday 2:30 p.m. (36) ROOT Mariners Postgame (Live) 3:00 p.m. (34) ESPN MLB Baseball (Live) (CC) (36) ROOT MLB Baseball 6:00 p.m. (34) ESPN Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC) 6:30 p.m. (36) ROOT MLB Baseball 8:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC)

Thursday 1:00 p.m. (36) ROOT College Baseball (Taped) 6:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC)

Monday 4:00 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC) 6:30 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC)

Tuesday 4:00 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC) 6:30 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC)

Wednesday

MLB Baseball

3:00 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC) 5:30 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC) 8:00 p.m. (31) TNT Inside the NBA (Live) (CC)

Mariners

Thursday

Friday 3:30 p.m. (36) ROOT game (Live) 4:00 p.m. (36) ROOT (Live) 7:00 p.m. (36) ROOT Postgame (Live) 7:30 p.m. (36) ROOT

4:00 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC) 6:30 p.m. (31) TNT Inside the NBA (Live) (CC)

Mariners Pre-

MLB Baseball

Saturday 2:30 p.m. (36) ROOT Mariners Pregame (Live) 3:00 p.m. (8) WGN-A MLB Baseball (Same-day Tape) (36) ROOT MLB Baseball (Live) 6:00 p.m. (36) ROOT Mariners Postgame (Live) 8:30 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC)

2:00 p.m. (36) ROOT MLB Baseball 2x2_PSA_BW.pdf 6/20/2008 8:32:09 AM 5:30 p.m. (36) ROOT Mariners Pregame (Live) Sunday 6:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC) 3:30 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Tip-Off (36) ROOT MLB Baseball (Live) (Live) (CC)

BASKETBALL

St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital Memorials and Honors P.O. Box 1000, Dept. 142 Memphis, TN 38148-0142 1-800-873-6983 www.stjude.org/tribute

3:30 p.m. (34) ESPN NBA Countdown (Live) 4:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NBA Basketball (Live) (CC) 6:30 p.m. (34) ESPN NBA Basketball (Live) (CC)

Friday

EQUESTRIAN Saturday 12:30 p.m. (10) NBC 139th Preakness Stakes From Pimlico Race Course in Baltimore. (Live) (CC)

FOOTBALL Monday 12:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NFL Live (Live) (CC) 1:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 College Football Live (Live) (CC)

Tuesday 12:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NFL Live (Live) (CC) 1:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 College Football Live (Live) (CC)

Wednesday 12:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NFL Live (Live) (CC) 1:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 College Football Live (Live) (CC)

Thursday

Saturday

Friday

4:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 WNBA Basketball (Live) (CC)

12:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NFL Live (Live) (CC)

12:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NFL Live (Live) (CC) 1:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 College Football Live (Live) (CC)

Saturday 6:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Arena Foot- ball (Live)

5:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Boxing Joachim Alcine vs. Delvin Rodriguez. (Live) (CC)

3:30 p.m. (34) ESPN NBA Countdown (Live) 4:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NBA Basketball (Live) (CC) 6:30 p.m. (34) ESPN NBA Basketball (Live) (CC)

SOCCER

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Sunday 4:00 p.m. (36) ROOT MLS Soccer (Same-day Tape)

Monday 3:30 p.m. (36) ROOT MLS Soccer

Saturday 6:30 p.m. (36) ROOT MLS Soccer (Live) 8:30 p.m. (36) ROOT MLS Soccer (Same-day Tape)

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Friday

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1:00 p.m. (34) ESPN College Soft- (36) ball (Live) (CC) (38) 3:00 p.m. (34) ESPN College Softball (Live) (CC) (43) 5:30 p.m. (34) ESPN College Soft (46) ball (Live) (CC)

TENNIS Monday

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1:30 p.m. (36) ROOT Tennis Sam (51) pras, McEnroe, Courier and Blake. From Sacramento, Calif. (Taped) (55)

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Premiering Sunday on Showtime, “Penny Dreadful,” starring Josh Hartnett and Eva Green, tracks literary monsters through Victorian London. Go to www.sho.com/sho/ penny-dreadful/home

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“Rosemary’s Baby,” premiering Sunday on NBC, follows a young husband and wife to Paris, where their new address has secrets of its own. Learn more at www.nbc. com/rosemarys-baby

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Tuesday on PBS, “Coming Back With Wes Moore” follows a veteran as he profiles other vets working to reintegrate. Meet them at www. pbs.org/coming-back-with-wesmoore/home/

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“The Carbonaro Effect,” launching Thursday on truTV, features magician Michael Carbonaro amazing ordinary folks. Click on www.trutv. com/shows/the-carbonaro-effect/ index.html

On Saturday, NBC airs the second leg of Thoroughbred racing’s Triple Crown, the 139th Preakness Stakes, from Pimlico Race Course in Baltimore. Meet the horses at www.preakness.com/

BOXING

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Keep the men and women who have served our country in your hearts. Remember how much they have given of themselves to make America what it is today: One Nation, Under God, Indivisible, with Liberty and Justice For ALL.

May 11 - 17, 2014

MONDAY AFTERNOON/EVENING

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News & Views ABC World (N) News Inside Edition Family Feud Family Feud (N) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’

The Ellen DeGeneres Show (N) ‘G’ Bethenny Jerry Springer; Chuck Nice. (N) ‘PG’ The Dr. Oz Show ‘PG’

KTVA 5 p.m. CBS Evening First Take News Entertainment Two and a Tonight (N) Half Men ‘14’

Channel 2 News 5:00 Report (N) WordGirl ‘Y7’ Wild Kratts ‘Y’ BBC World News America ‘PG’

CABLE STATIONS

A = DISH

NBC Nightly News (N) ‘G’ Alaska Weather ‘G’

(28) USA 105 242 (30) TBS 139 247 (31) TNT 138 245 (34) ESPN 140 206 (35) ESPN2 144 209 (36) ROOT 426 687 (38) SPIKE 241 241

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Wheel of Dancing With the Stars American icons night. (N Same-day Fortune “Ha- Tape) ‘PG’ waii” ‘G’ Family Guy 30 Rock ‘14’ Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Vic“Chris Cross” tims Unit A boy witnesses his tims Unit “Tortured” A killer ‘14’ mother’s murder. ‘14’ has a foot fetish. ‘14’ KTVA 6 p.m. Evening News 2 Broke Girls Friends-Lives Mike & Molly Mom ‘14’ (N) ‘14’ ‘14’ The Big Bang The Big Bang Bones “The Drama in the 24: Live Another Day Kate Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘PG’ Queen” A man is found dead continues her search for Jack. in a well. (N) ‘14’ (N) ‘14’ Channel 2 Newshour (N) The Voice “Live Semi-Final Performances” The remaining artists perform. (N Same-day Tape) ‘PG’ PBS NewsHour (N)

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(:01) Castle “For Better or ABC News at (:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live ‘14’ Worse” A surprise threatens 10 (N) the wedding. (N) ‘PG’ American Family Guy 30 Rock ‘14’ How I Met The Office Dad “Max ‘14’ Your Mother ‘PG’ Jets” ‘14’ ‘14’ NCIS The Secretary of Navy is KTVA Night- (:35) Late Show With David bugged. ‘PG’ cast Letterman (N) ‘PG’ Fox 4 News at 9 (N) The Arsenio Hall Show ‘14’ Two and a Half Men ‘14’

(55) TLC 183 280 (56) DISC 182 278 (57) TRAV 196 277 (58) HIST 120 269 (59) A&E 118 265 (60) HGTV 112 229 (61) FOOD 110 231 (65) CNBC 208 355 (67) FNC 205 360 (81) COM 107 249 (82) SYFY 122 244

Channel 2 (:34) The Tonight Show Star- (:36) Late News: Late ring Jimmy Fallon (N) ‘14’ Night With Edition (N) Seth Meyers Antiques Roadshow “Rich- Antiques Roadshow Apprais- Independent Lens “Let the Fire Burn” Clash On Story ‘G’ Charlie Rose (N) mond” Albert Neuhuys water- als featuring cats and dogs. ‘G’ between police and radical group. (N) ‘PG’ color. (N) ‘G’

Parks and Parks and Parks and 30 Rock ‘14’ 30 Rock ‘14’ It’s Always Futurama ‘PG’ ’Til Death ‘PG’ Recreation Recreation Recreation Sunny Isaac Mizrahi Live ‘G’ Belle Gray by Lisa Rinna Destination Gold “May is Gold Month” May is gold month. ‘G’ Dell Computers “Dell Days” Destination Gold May is gold “Fashion” ‘G’ ‘G’ month. ‘G’ Hoarders Former punkers Hoarders “Charles & Alvin” A Hoarders “Arline; Carolyn” A Hoarders “Mary Lynn; Ingrid” Hoarders “Lloyd; Carol” A Hoarders “Joni & Millie” A (:01) Hoarders Wilma’s home (:02) Hoarders A hoarder’s must thin their stash. ‘14’ painter is obsessed with nude hoarder’s husband sleeps in A hoarder’s son wants to leave hoarder’s house is uninhabit- former hoarder suffers a is deemed uninhabitable. ‘PG’ son wants to leave home. ‘PG’ women. ‘PG’ his car. ‘PG’ home. ‘PG’ able. ‘PG’ relapse. ‘PG’ NCIS: Los Angeles “Honor” NCIS: Los Angeles “Betrayal” NCIS: Los Angeles “The WWE Monday Night RAW (N Same-day Tape) ‘PG’ (:05) NCIS: Los Angeles (:05) NCIS: Los Angeles ‘PG’ ‘14’ Debt” ‘14’ “Imposters” ‘14’ “Lone Wolf” ‘14’ Friends ‘PG’ Seinfeld ‘PG’ Seinfeld ‘PG’ Seinfeld ‘PG’ Seinfeld “The Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy The Big Bang The Big Bang Bam’s Bad Conan (N) ‘14’ The Pete Conan ‘14’ Bris” ‘PG’ ‘14’ ‘14’ “The Blind “Livin’ on a Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘PG’ Ass Game Holmes Show Side” ‘14’ Prayer” ‘14’ Show ‘14’ ‘MA’ NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Brooklyn Nets. Eastern Conference Semifinal, NBA Basketball San Antonio Spurs at Portland Trail Blazers. Western Confer- Inside the NBA (N) (Live) Castle “Setup” ‘PG’ Castle Preventing a city-wide game 4. From Barclays Center. (N) (Live) ence Semifinal, game 4. From the Rose Garden. (N) (Live) catastrophe. ‘PG’ MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at St. Louis Cardinals. From Busch Stadium in St. Louis. (N SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) MLB Baseball: Cubs at Subject to Blackout) (Live) Cardinals SportsCenter Special 2014 Draft Academy Olbermann Olbermann Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) NBA Tonight Olbermann Olbermann NASCAR Now SportsCenter (N) (N) (Live) (N) (N) (3:30) MLS Soccer Seattle Sounders FC at Mariners MLB Baseball Tampa Bay Rays at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject Mariners MLB Baseball Tampa Bay Rays at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in New England Revolution. Pregame to Blackout) (Live) Postgame Seattle. (Subject to Blackout) Cops ‘14’ Jail ‘PG’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘14’ Countdown Cops ‘PG’ Jail ‘14’ Jail ‘PG’

Salem ‘MA’

“The Matrix” (1999, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss. “The Matrix Reloaded” (2003, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, CarrieA computer hacker learns his world is a computer simulation. Anne Moss. Freedom fighters revolt against machines. The Cleve- The Cleve- Family Guy The BoonAmerican Family Guy Robot Chick- Aqua Teen Squidbillies Family Guy The BoonAmerican land Show land Show ‘14’ docks ‘MA’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ en ‘14’ Hunger ‘14’ ‘14’ docks ‘MA’ Dad ‘14’ River Monsters: Unhooked River Monsters: Unhooked River Monsters “Man-Eating River Monsters “Jungle Ter- Rocky Mountain Bounty River Monsters “Man-Eating ‘14’ ‘PG’ Monster” ‘PG’ minator” ‘PG’ Hunters ‘14’ Monster” ‘PG’ Jessie ‘G’ I Didn’t Do Liv & Mad- Dog With a “Geek Charming” (2011) Sarah Hyland. A teen films a docu- Jessie ‘G’ Austin & Good Luck Dog With a It ‘G’ die ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ mentary about a popular high-school student. ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ SpongeBob SpongeBob Sanjay and Sam & Cat ‘G’ AwesomeFull House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Friends ‘14’ (:36) Friends Craig ‘Y’ nessTV ‘PG’ ‘14’ “We Are Marshall” (2006, Drama) Matthew McConaughey, Matthew Fox, Ian McShane. A “The Blind Side” (2009, Drama) Sandra Bullock, Tim McGraw, Quinton Aaron. A well-to-do The 700 Club ‘G’ new coach struggles to rebuild a college football team. white couple adopts a homeless black teen. Toddlers & Tiaras ‘PG’ My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding Untold Stories of the E.R. OMG! EMT! “Wrong Place, Sex Sent Me to the E.R. My Strange Worst Tattoos Sex Sent Me to the E.R. ‘14’ ‘PG’ “Cowboy Chaos” ‘G’ Right Time” (N) ‘14’ (N) ‘14’ Addiction Fast N’ Loud The crew fixes a Fast N’ Loud “Killer COPO Fast N’ Loud ‘14’ Fast N’ Loud (N) (Live) ‘PG’ Fast N’ Loud “Fast Moving BikerLive “Heart of Dixie” (N) Fast N’ Loud “Fast Moving ’59 Bonneville. ‘14’ Camaro” ‘14’ F100” (N) ‘14’ (Live) ‘PG’ F100” ‘14’ Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods With Andrew Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods America ‘PG’ Bizarre Foods With Andrew Hotel Impossible “The Italian Mega Man- Mega Man‘G’ ‘PG’ Zimmern ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘G’ Zimmern (N) ‘PG’ Scallion” (N) ‘PG’ sions ‘G’ sions ‘G’ Swamp People “No Guts, No Swamp People “Divide to Swamp People Swampers Swamp People Swampers Swamp People “Blood Broth- Down East Dickering “Fran- (:02) Swamp People “Way of Gator” ‘PG’ Conquer” ‘PG’ are in danger. ‘PG’ pushing outer limits. ‘PG’ ers” (N) ‘PG’ ken-Stuff” ‘PG’ the Swamp” ‘PG’ The First 48 “Frenzy; Hard The First 48 Detectives try to Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty (:31) Duck (:02) Duck (:32) Duck Truth” Murder of two men. ‘14’ break the silence. ‘14’ ‘PG’ “Plan Bee” ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Dynasty ‘PG’ Dynasty ‘PG’ Dynasty ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Love It or List It, Too “Cynthia Love It or List It, Too A bun- Love It or List It “Sharon & Love It or List It No main Love It or List It A move to House Hunt- Hunters Int’l Love It or List It “Catherine and Steph” ‘G’ galo needs work. ‘G’ Sandra” ‘G’ floor living space. ‘G’ the suburbs. ‘G’ ers (N) ‘G’ & Scott” ‘G’ The Pioneer Farmhouse Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Guy’s Grocery Games Rewrapped Rewrapped Cutthroat Kitchen “Steak Mystery Din- Mystery Din- Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Woman ‘G’ Rules ‘G’ “Moms Know Best” ‘G’ (N) ‘G’ ‘G’ Out” ‘G’ ers ‘G’ ers ‘G’ The Profit Two brothers can’t The Profit An investor builds a Money Talks Paula gets an Money Talks “Gentlemen’s Money Talks “Black Eye” Money Talks “Stripped” Cancer: Win- Paid Program turn a profit. car dealership. unwelcome surprise. Bets” ning The O’Reilly Factor (N) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor The Kelly File Hannity On the Record With Greta Van Susteren (3:58) Fu(:28) Fu(4:58) South (:29) Tosh.0 The Colbert Daily Show/ Futurama ‘14’ Futurama ‘14’ South Park South Park South Park South Park Daily Show/ The Colbert turama ‘PG’ turama ‘PG’ Park ‘14’ ‘14’ Report ‘PG’ Jon Stewart ‘MA’ ‘MA’ ‘MA’ ‘MA’ Jon Stewart Report ‘PG’ (3:30) “The Ruins” (2008, Horror) Jonathan “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom” (1984, Adventure) Harrison Ford. Warehouse 13 “Cangku Shisi” Metal Hurlant Metal Hurlant (:01) Warehouse 13 “Cangku Tucker, Jena Malone. Jones, a singer and an orphan look for missing stones. (N) ‘14’ Shisi” ‘14’

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It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Late Late Show/Craig TMZ (N) ‘PG’

(:01) The Blacklist “Berlin: Conclusion” (N) ‘14’

(2:00) “Face/Off” (1997, Ac (43) AMC 131 254 tion) John Travolta. King of the King of the (46) TOON 176 296 Hill ‘PG’ Hill ‘PG’ North Woods Law: On the (47) ANPL 184 282 Hunt “Uncuffed” ‘PG’ Win, Lose or Jessie ‘G’ (49) DISN 173 291 Draw ‘G’ SpongeBob SpongeBob (50) NICK 171 300 (51) FAM 180 311

(:37) Nightline (N) ‘G’

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America’s Funniest Home America’s Funniest Home (8) WGN-A 239 307 Videos ‘PG’ Videos ‘PG’ (3:00) PM Style With Lisa Robertson ‘G’ (20) QVC 137 317 (23) LIFE 108 252

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My Strange Worst Tattoos Addiction BikerLive “Heart of Dixie” ‘PG’ Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern ‘PG’ (:01) Swamp People “Outer Limits” ‘PG’ (:01) Duck (:31) Duck Dynasty ‘PG’ Dynasty ‘PG’ Love It or List It A move to the suburbs. ‘G’ Cutthroat Kitchen “Steak Out” ‘G’ Paid Program Cancer: Winning Red Eye (N) (:01) At Mid- (:31) South night ‘14’ Park ‘MA’ Metal Hurlant Metal Hurlant

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(3:30) “Journey 2: The (:15) “Mission: Impossible” (1996, Action) Tom Cruise, Jon (:15) Road to Last Week To- The (Dead Mothers) Club Mysterious Island” (2012) Voight, Emmanuelle Béart. Treachery in Prague puts an agent Marquez/Al- night-John Women who lost their mothers Dwayne Johnson. on the run. ‘PG-13’ varado reflect. (N) ‘PG’ (3:00) “The (:45) “The Way, Way Back” (2013, Comedy-Drama) Steve Last Week To- Real Time With Bill Maher Game of Thrones Stannis Sentinel” Carell, Toni Collette. A fatherless boy finds a mentor in a wa- night-John ‘MA’ and Davos set sail. ‘MA’ (2006) ter-park employee. ‘PG-13’ (3:45) “Next of Kin” (1989) Patrick Swayze. (:45) “Mama” (2013, Horror) Jessica Chastain, Nikolaj (:25) “Choke” (2008) Sam Rockwell. A A hill clan’s sons stalk mobsters who killed Coster-Waldau. A ghostly entity follows two feral girls to their destitute man fakes choking in restaurants to their brother. ‘R’ new home. ‘PG-13’ get money. ‘R’ “Broadway Idiot: Green Day on Broadway” (:25) “Gone” (2012) Amanda Seyfried. A Years of Living Dangerously Penny Dreadful “Night Work” (2013, Documentary) ‘NR’ young woman goes in search of her kid“True Colors” (N) ‘PG’ A woman and an explorer napped sister. ‘PG-13’ investigate. ‘MA’ (3:30) “The Bang Bang Club” (2010, Drama) “Derailed” (2002, Action) Jean-Claude Van “Lionheart” (1990, Action) Jean-Claude Van Damme, Ryan Phillippe. Photographers capture the Damme. A NATO operative battles terrorists Deborah Rennard. An AWOL legionnaire becomes a modern final days of apartheid. ‘R’ aboard a train. ‘R’ gladiator in New York. ‘R’

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“The Matrix Revolutions” (2003) Keanu Reeves. Family Guy Robot Chick‘14’ en ‘14’ River Monsters “Jungle Terminator” ‘PG’ Good Luck Good Luck Charlie ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ (:12) Friends X-rated cake is delivered. ‘14’ Fresh Prince Fresh Prince

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Game of Thrones Stannis and Davos set sail. ‘MA’

Veep “Detroit” Silicon Valley “Ted” (2012) ‘MA’ ‘MA’ Mark Wahlberg. Silicon Valley REAL Sports With Bryant “The Apparition” (2012, ‘MA’ Gumbel ‘PG’ Horror) Ashley Greene. ‘PG-13’ “2 Guns” (2013, Action) Denzel Washington, Mark Wahl(10:50) Linge- (:20) Lingerie berg, Paula Patton. Undercover agents go on the run after a rie ‘MA’ ‘MA’ mission goes bad. ‘R’ Nurse Jackie Californica- Penny Dreadful “Night Work” Nurse Jackie Californica‘MA’ tion ‘MA’ A woman and an explorer ‘MA’ tion ‘MA’ investigate. ‘MA’ “Street Fighter” (1994, Action) Jean-Claude Van Damme, “Universal Soldier: Day of Raul Julia, Ming-Na Wen. A military leader and his warriors Reckoning” (2012) Jeanbattle an evil dictator. ‘PG-13’ Claude Van Damme. © Tribune Media Services

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News & Views ABC World (N) News Inside Edition Family Feud Family Feud (N) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’

The Ellen DeGeneres Show KTVA 5 p.m. CBS Evening (N) ‘G’ First Take News Bethenny Chuck Nice; Tani- Entertainment Two and a sha Long; Nicole Byer. (N) ‘PG’ Tonight (N) Half Men ‘14’ The Dr. Oz Show ‘PG’ WordGirl Butcher and Dupey. ‘Y7’

CABLE STATIONS

Wild Kratts “Osprey” ‘Y’

Channel 2 News 5:00 Report (N) BBC World News America ‘PG’

NBC Nightly News (N) ‘G’ Alaska Weather ‘G’

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Wheel of Fortune “Hawaii” ‘G’ 30 Rock ‘14’

Marvel’s Agents of (:01) The (:31) Trophy Celebrity Wife Swap Angie S.H.I.E.L.D. “Beginning of the Goldbergs (N) Wife (N) ‘PG’ Everhart and Gina Neely. End” (N) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ (N) ‘PG’ Family Guy Bones “The He in the She” Bones “The Skull in the American Family Guy “Call Girl” ‘14’ Skeletal remains in the Chesa- Sculpture” Death of a reDad ‘14’ ‘PG’ peake Bay. ‘14’ nowned artist. ‘14’ KTVA 6 p.m. Evening News NCIS A fire on a U.S. Navy NCIS: Los Angeles “Deep (:01) Person of Interest (N) ship. (N) ‘14’ Trouble” (N) ‘14’ “Deus Ex Machina” ‘14’ The Big Bang The Big Bang Glee Rachel meets an eccen- Riot “Steve Carell and Andy Fox 4 News at 9 (N) Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘14’ tric TV writer. (N) ‘14’ Buckley” Steve Carell and Andy Buckley. ‘PG’ Channel 2 Newshour (N) The Voice The artists moving (:01) About a (:31) Growing Chicago Fire “Real Never on are revealed. (N Same-day Boy (N) ‘PG’ Up Fisher Waits” A fire at a boarding Tape) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ school. (N) ‘14’ PBS NewsHour (N) Coming Back With Wes Frontline “United States of Secrets” Government surveillance. Moore Veterans reintegrate (N) ‘PG’ into society. (N) ‘PG’

30 Rock How I Met The Office ‘14’ It’s Always “Audition Day” Your Mother Sunny in (6) ‘14’ ‘14’ Philadelphia KTVA Night- (:35) Late Show With David Late Late cast Letterman (N) ‘PG’ Show/Craig (8) The Arsenio Hall Show ‘14’ Two and a TMZ (N) ‘PG’ Half Men ‘14’ (9)

Channel 2 (:34) The Tonight Show Star- (:36) Late News: Late ring Jimmy Fallon (N) ‘14’ Night With (10) Edition (N) Seth Meyers Rhythm Abroad “Spain” Fla- Charlie Rose (N) menco dancing. ‘G’ (12)

Parks and Parks and Recreation Recreation The Thrill of the Grill ‘G’

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Dance Moms “The Battle of Maddie vs. Chloe” The origins of the rivalry. ‘PG’ Modern Fam- Modern Family ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ The Big Bang The Big Bang Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘PG’

True Tori “Another Bump in the Road” Tori allows cameras to follow her. (N) Playing (:31) Modern House ‘14’ Family ‘PG’ The Big Bang The CarbonTheory ‘14’ aro Effect ‘14’

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NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live)

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2014 Draft Academy (N)

SportsCenter (N) (Live)

2014 Draft Academy

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Inside: U.S. Soccer’s March to Brazil (N) MLB Baseball Tampa Bay Mariners All Mariners Rays at Seattle Mariners. Access Pregame Ink Master Smack talk and Ink Master “Ink Master Explorevenge; exes. ‘14’ sion” ‘14’ (3:00) “The Matrix Revolutions” (2003, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne. King of the King of the The Cleve- The CleveHill ‘PG’ Hill ‘PG’ land Show land Show North Woods Law “Ice Out” River Monsters: Unhooked ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Win, Lose or Dog With a Dog With a Dog With a Draw ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob

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Anything Goes with Rick & Shawn ‘G’

SportsCenter (N) (Live)

Inside the NBA (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live)

It’s Always Sunny

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Wheel of Grey’s Anatomy Callie reGrey’s Anatomy The doctors Black Box “Exceptional or Fortune “Ha- ceives terrible news. ‘14’ bid Cristina farewell. (N) ‘14’ Dead” Ali questions her career waii” ‘G’ path. (N) Family Guy 30 Rock ‘14’ House “Two Stories” House House “Recession Proof” American Family Guy ‘14’ speaks at a school’s career A patient develops a severe Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ day. ‘14’ rash. ‘14’ KTVA 6 p.m. Evening News Big Bang (:31) The Mill- Two and a (:31) Bad (:01) Elementary “The Grand (N) Theory ers ‘PG’ Half Men Teacher (N) Experiment” ‘14’ The Big Bang The Big Bang Hell’s Kitchen “11 Chefs American Idol “1 of 3 Voted Fox 4 News at 9 (N) Theory ‘14’ Theory ‘14’ Compete” A visit to a local Off” A finalist is sent home. gastropub. (N) ‘14’ ‘PG’ Channel 2 Newshour (N) Hollywood Game Night Rosemary’s Baby Rosemary’s health declines. (N) ‘14’ Jerome Bettis; Michael Weatherly. (N) ‘14’ PBS NewsHour (N) Pacific Heartbeat “The Illness Japanese American Lives America’s Generations With & the Odyssey” Cure for a rare Musicians Mark Izu and An- Chuck Underwood ‘G’ disease. ‘G’ thony Brown. ‘G’

ABC News at (:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live 10 (N) Shailene Woodley; Aasif Mandvi. (N) ‘14’ 30 Rock “Sun How I Met The Office Tea” ‘14’ Your Mother “Casual Fri‘14’ day” ‘PG’ KTVA Night- (:35) Late Show With David cast Letterman (N) ‘PG’ The Arsenio Hall Show ‘14’ Two and a Half Men ‘14’ Channel 2 News: Late Edition (N) Just Seen It ‘PG’

How I Met How I Met Parks and Parks and Your Mother Your Mother Recreation Recreation Dell Computers “Dell Days” G.I.L.I. - Got It Love It (N) ‘G’ ‘G’ Wife Swap “Carmichael/ Wife Swap “Meeks/Hoover” A Wife Swap ‘PG’ “The Stepfather” (2009, Suspense) Dylan Walsh, Sela Ward, Hanna” Pig farmer swaps with religious mother swaps. ‘PG’ Penn Badgley. A young man suspects that his mother’s new artist. ‘PG’ lover is up to no good. Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Manhunt” ‘14’ tims Unit “Scourge” ‘14’ tims Unit ‘14’ tims Unit ‘14’ tims Unit ‘14’ Friends ‘PG’ Seinfeld “The Seinfeld “The Seinfeld “The Seinfeld “The Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy The Big Bang The Big Bang Pie” ‘PG’ Stand-In” ‘PG’ Wife” ‘PG’ Fire” ‘PG’ “Forget-Me- ‘14’ “Mr. & Mrs. Theory ‘14’ Theory ‘14’ Not” ‘14’ Stewie” ‘14’ Castle A crime scene without Castle “Kick the Ballistics” ‘PG’ Castle Investigating a murder Castle “Demons” ‘PG’ (:01) Castle “Cops & Roba victim. ‘PG’ and a theft. ‘PG’ bers” ‘PG’ NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live)

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(:37) Nightline (N) ‘G’ (3)

It’s Always Sunny in (6) Philadelphia Late Late Show/Craig (8) TMZ (N) ‘PG’ (9)

(:34) The Tonight Show Star- (:36) Late ring Jimmy Fallon (N) ‘14’ Night With (10) Seth Meyers Built to Last Charlie Rose (N) ‘G’ (12)

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Parks and 30 Rock ‘14’ 30 Rock ‘14’ It’s Always Recreation Sunny LOGO by Lori Goldstein ‘G’ Isaac Mizrahi Live ‘G’

Futurama ‘PG’ ’Til Death ‘PG’

“Premonition” (2007, Suspense) Sandra Bullock, Julian McMahon, Nia Long. A woman has a precognitive vision of her husband’s death. Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Modern Family ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ The Big Bang The Big Bang Conan Actor Ray Romano; Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘PG’ actor Tom Felton. ‘14’

(:02) “The Stepfather” (2009, Suspense) Dylan Walsh, Sela (23) Ward. Law & Order: Special Vic (28) tims Unit “Secrets” ‘14’ The Pete Conan ‘14’ Holmes Show (30) ‘MA’ (:03) Hawaii Five-0 “Palekai (31) ko” ‘14’ NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (34)

(:02) Castle A casino owner is (:03) Hawaii Five-0 “Heihei” murdered. ‘PG’ ‘14’ SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live)

Bags & Shoes ‘G’

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Baseball Tonight (N) (Live)

NASCAR Now SportsCenter SportsCenter (N) (35) (N) (N) Car Warriors ‘14’ Graham UFA (N) UFA (N) Fight Sports MMA (N) Champ. Kick (36) Bensinger boxing Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ iMPACT Wrestling (N) ‘14’ Rampage vs. Countdown Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ (38) King Mo (1:30) “Jaws” “Jaws 2” (1978, Horror) Roy Scheider, Lorraine Gary. Tourist town and police “Apocalypse Now” (1979, War) Marlon Brando, Martin Sheen, Robert Duvall. An Army agent goes upriver in Cambodia to kill a renegade. “Space Cow (43) chief dread huge white shark at beach. boys” King of the King of the The Cleve- The Cleve- American American Family Guy Family Guy Loiter Squad The Eric An- Delocated ‘14’ American American Family Guy Family Guy Loiter Squad (46) Hill ‘PG’ Hill ‘PG’ land Show land Show Dad ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ ‘14’ ‘14’ dre Show Dad ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ ‘14’ ‘14’ North Woods Law “24 Hours River Monsters: Unhooked To Be Announced North Woods Law “Life on the Rocky Mountain Bounty North Woods Law “Life on the Rocky Mountain Bounty (47) on the Job” ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Border” ‘PG’ Hunters “Whiteout” ‘14’ Border” ‘PG’ Hunters “Whiteout” ‘14’ Win, Lose or Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Liv & Mad- Dog With a “Radio Rebel” (2012, Drama) Debby Ryan, (:40) Good (:05) JesAustin & Good Luck Dog With a Good Luck Good Luck Draw ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ die ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Sarena Parmar. ‘G’ Luck Charlie sie ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ (49) SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Sanjay and Sam & Cat ‘G’ Instant Mom See Dad Run Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Friends ‘14’ (:36) Friends (:12) Friends The six friends (50) Craig ‘Y7’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘14’ say goodbye. ‘14’ The Middle The Middle “The Rookie” (2002, Drama) Dennis Quaid, Rachel Griffiths, Jay Hernandez. “Remember the Titans” (2000, Drama) Denzel Washington, Will Patton. A The 700 Club ‘G’ Fresh Prince Fresh Prince (51) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ A middle-aged pitcher makes it to the Major Leagues. black man coaches high-school football after integration. Toddlers & Tiaras ‘PG’ My Big Fat Gypsy Christmas My Big Fat American Gypsy My Big Fat American Gypsy My Big Fat American Gypsy Gypsy Sisters Mellie goes My Big Fat American Gypsy Gypsy Sisters Mellie goes (55) ‘PG’ Wedding ‘14’ Wedding ‘14’ Wedding (N) ‘14’ into labor. ‘14’ Wedding ‘14’ into labor. ‘14’ Deadliest Catch “Against the Deadliest Catch “Against the Fast N’ Loud ‘G’ Lords of the Car Hoards: Fast N’ Loud “Bad Ass Fast N’ Loud The Bronco Fast N’ Loud ‘G’ Fast N’ Loud ‘G’ (56) Law” ‘PG’ Law” ‘PG’ Kingdom Redone ‘14’ Bronco Part 1” ‘14’ goes over-budget. ‘14’ Castle Secrets & Legends Bizarre Foods With Andrew Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods With Andrew Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum (57) ‘PG’ Zimmern ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Chicago. ‘G’ Zimmern ‘PG’ “Weirdest Weapons” ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ “Weirdest Weapons” ‘PG’ Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars (:31) Pawn (:02) Pawn (:32) Pawn (:01) Pawn (:31) Pawn (58) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ “All in” ‘PG’ (N) ‘PG’ (N) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Stars ‘PG’ Stars ‘PG’ Stars ‘PG’ Stars ‘PG’ Stars ‘PG’ The First 48 “Ashes and The First 48 “Out of the Past; The First 48 A college student The First 48 Masked gunmen After the First 48 “Burning (:01) The Killer Speaks (:02) The First 48 “Blood (:01) The First 48 Masked Snow” Woman is found Feud” Gunned down in front of is stabbed. ‘14’ terrorize a family. ‘14’ Rage” Three brutal killings in Investigation of a New Mexico Feud” A turf war results in two gunmen terrorize a family. ‘14’ (59) strangled. ‘14’ family. ‘14’ Alabama. (N) shooting. (N) ‘14’ killings. ‘14’ House Hunt- House Hunt- House Hunt- House Hunt- Hunters Int’l House Hunt- Rehab Ad- Rehab Ad- Rehab Ad- Rehab Ad- House Hunt- Hunters Int’l Fixer Upper (N) ‘G’ Rehab Ad- Rehab Ad (60) ers: Where? ers: Where? ers: Where? ers: Where? ers ‘G’ dict ‘G’ dict ‘G’ dict ‘G’ dict ‘G’ ers (N) ‘G’ dict ‘G’ dict ‘G’ The Pioneer Trisha’s Rewrapped Rewrapped Chopped Chicken noodle America’s Best Cook ‘G’ Chopped Canada Candy rolls Food Court Wars (N) ‘G’ Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Chopped Canada Candy rolls (61) Woman ‘G’ Southern ‘G’ ‘G’ soup and salsa. ‘G’ and beef loin. (N) ‘G’ and beef loin. ‘G’

American Greed: The Fugi- American Greed: The Fugi- American Greed: The Fugi- American Greed: The Fugi- American Greed: The Fugi- American Greed: The Fugi- Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (65) CNBC 208 355 tives (65) tives Cyprus Funds Inc. tives tives tives tives The O’Reilly Factor (N) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor The Kelly File Hannity On the Record With Greta Red Eye (N) (67) FNC 205 360 (67) Van Susteren (3:58) Fu(:28) Fu(4:58) South (:29) Tosh.0 The Colbert Daily Show/ Chappelle’s It’s Always It’s Always Tosh.0 ‘14’ Tosh.0 ‘14’ Tosh.0 ‘14’ Daily Show/ The Colbert (:01) At Mid- (:31) Tosh.0 (81) COM 107 249 turama ‘PG’ turama ‘PG’ Park ‘14’ (81) ‘14’ Report ‘PG’ Jon Stewart Show ‘14’ Sunny Sunny Jon Stewart Report ‘PG’ night ‘14’ ‘14’ (3:00) “Final Destination 2” “The Uninvited” (2009) Elizabeth Banks. A ghost warns a “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” (2007, Action) Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley. “The Ruins” (2008, Horror) Jonathan Tucker, (82) SYFY 122 244 (2003) Ali Larter. (82) young woman about her father’s fiancee. Jack Sparrow’s friends join forces to save him. Jena Malone, Laura Ramsey.

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(3:30) Mike Tyson: Undis HBO 303 504 puted Truth ‘MA’ ! ^ HBO2 304 505 + MAX 311 516 5 SHOW 319 546 8 TMC 329 554

The Fight Last Week To- “Won’t Back Down” (2012, Drama) Maggie Gyllenhaal, Veep “Detroit” Silicon Valley Game of Thrones Stannis Atlantic City Hookers: It Silicon Valley VICE ‘14’ Game With night-John Viola Davis, Holly Hunter. Two women try to make a difference ‘MA’ ‘MA’ and Davos set sail. ‘MA’ Ain’t E-Z Being a Ho ‘MA’ ‘MA’ ! Jim at a local school. ‘PG’ (3:20) “Con Air” (1997, Action) Nicolas (:20) “The Apparition” (:45) Road to True Blood “F... the Pain “Prisoners” (2013, Suspense) Hugh Jackman, Jake Gyllenhaal, Viola Davis. (:35) “The Faculty” (1998) Jordana Brewster. Cage, John Cusack. Vicious convicts hijack (2012, Horror) Ashley Greene. Marquez/Al- Away” Eric and Tara take dras- A desperate father takes the law into his own hands. ‘R’ High-school students suspect that their teach- ^ their flight. ‘R’ ‘PG-13’ varado tic measures. ‘MA’ ers are aliens. ‘R’ (3:00) “Ve“The Internship” (2013, Comedy) Vince Vaughn, Owen (:35) “The Place Beyond the Pines” (2012, Crime Drama) Ryan Gosling, “Admission” (2013, Comedy-Drama) Tina Fey, Paul Rudd, (10:50) Life on Top Feature hicle 19” Wilson, Rose Byrne. Old-school salesmen finagle internships Bradley Cooper, Eva Mendes. A biker robs banks to support his infant son. ‘R’ Michael Sheen. A college admissions officer thinks an ap8: Ladies First ‘MA’ + (2013) at Google. ‘PG-13’ plicant is her son. ‘PG-13’ Another Day, (:41) Inside: Inside Llewyn (:25) “Gone” (2012) Amanda Seyfried. A “Kill Bill: Vol. 1” (2003, Action) Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu, Penny Dreadful “Night Work” Penn & Teller: Californica- Nurse Jackie 60 Minutes Another Time Davis Making of ’‘Inside young woman goes in search of her kidVivica A. Fox. An assassin seeks vengeance against her A woman and an explorer Bulls...! ‘MA’ tion ‘MA’ ‘MA’ Sports ‘14’ 5 Llewyn Davis.” ‘14’ napped sister. ‘PG-13’ attackers. ‘R’ investigate. ‘MA’ (3:20) “People Like Us” (:15) “Street Fighter” (1994, Action) Jean-Claude Van “Fearless” (2006, Action) Jet Li, Betty Sun, Dong Yong. A “Seven Psychopaths” (2012, Comedy) Colin Farrell, Chris- “The New Daughter” (2009, (2012, Drama) Chris Pine, Damme, Raul Julia, Ming-Na Wen. A military leader and his master of martial arts defends China’s honor. (Subtitled-Eng- topher Walken, Sam Rockwell. A screenwriter’s pals kidnap a Horror) Kevin Costner. ‘PG-13’ 8 Olivia Wilde. ‘PG-13’ warriors battle an evil dictator. ‘PG-13’ lish) ‘PG-13’ mobster’s beloved dog. ‘R’

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The Ellen DeGeneres Show (N) ‘G’ Bethenny Chris “C.T.” Tamburello. (N) ‘PG’

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The Dr. Oz Show ‘PG’

Channel 2 News 5:00 Report (N) BBC World News America ‘PG’

WordGirl ‘Y7’ Wild Kratts “Stuck on Sharks” ‘Y’

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NBC Nightly News (N) ‘G’ Alaska Weather ‘G’

6 PM

6:30

(28) USA 105 242 (30) TBS 139 247 (31) TNT 138 245 (34) ESPN 140 206 (35) ESPN2 144 209

(43) AMC 131 254 (46) TOON 176 296 (47) ANPL 184 282 (49) DISN 173 291 (50) NICK 171 300 (51) FAM 180 311 (55) TLC 183 280 (56) DISC 182 278 (57) TRAV 196 277 (58) HIST 120 269

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Barbara Walters: Her Story Celebrating the journalist’s life. (N)

ABC News at (:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live (:37) Nightline 10 (N) Adam Carolla; Royal Blood (N) ‘G’ performs. (N) ‘14’ Monk “Mr. Monk Meets Dale American Family Guy 30 Rock ‘14’ How I Met The Office It’s Always the Whale” A recluse is acDad ‘14’ ‘PG’ Your Mother “Cafe Disco” Sunny in cused of murder. ‘PG’ ‘14’ ‘PG’ Philadelphia Blue Bloods “To Protect and Blue Bloods “The Truth About KTVA Night- (:35) Late Show With David Late Late Serve” ‘14’ Lying” ‘14’ cast Letterman (N) ‘PG’ Show/Craig Kitchen Nightmares “Bella Fox 4 News at 9 (N) The Arsenio Hall Show ‘14’ Two and a TMZ (N) ‘PG’ Luna” Ramsay tries to save Half Men ‘14’ Bella Luna. ‘14’ Grimm “Blond Ambition” (:01) Hannibal “Tome-Wan” Channel 2 (:34) The Tonight Show Star- (:36) Late Rosalee and Monroe’s big day Jack brings in a surprise wit- News: Late ring Jimmy Fallon (N) ‘14’ Night With arrives. (N) ‘14’ ness. (N) ‘14’ Edition (N) Seth Meyers American Masters “Plimpton! Starring You Don’t The Master Plan Architects Charlie Rose (N) George Plimpton as Himself” The life of jour- Know Jack design a town. ‘G’ nalist George Plimpton. (N) ‘PG’ Soo ‘G’

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It’s Always Futurama ‘PG’ ’Til Death ‘PG’ Sunny Dr. Denese SkinScience ‘G’ Beauty IQ “Clarisonic” Featuring Clarisonic. ‘G’ Wife Swap Lobsterwoman, Wife Swap “Lovazzano/Clo- Wife Swap “King/Reeves” Celebrity Wife Swap Ric Flair Celebrity Wife Swap Nia Relative Insanity The sisters (:01) True Tori Tori allows (:02) Celebrity Wife Swap princess trade places. ‘PG’ ver” California, Texas moms Penny-pincher and freeand “Rowdy” Roddy Piper. ‘PG’ Peeples and Tiffany trade must overcome their fear. cameras to follow her. Ric Flair and “Rowdy” Roddy swap. ‘PG’ spender. ‘PG’ lives. ‘PG’ (N) ‘14’ Piper. ‘PG’ Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Vic- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Playing (:01) CSI: Crime Scene tims Unit “Ridicule” ‘14’ tims Unit “Care” ‘14’ tims Unit “Stolen” ‘14’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ House ‘14’ Investigation ‘14’ Friends ‘PG’ Seinfeld “The Seinfeld “The Seinfeld ‘PG’ Seinfeld ‘PG’ Family Guy “Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail” (2009, Comedy) Tyler (:15) “Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Big Happy Family” (2011, Comedy-Drama) Ty- Bam’s Bad Opposite” ‘PG’ Hamptons” “Leggo My Perry, Derek Luke, Keshia Knight Pulliam. Madea raises hell ler Perry, Shad “Bow Wow” Moss, Loretta Devine. Madea takes charge when Ass Game ‘PG’ Meg-O” ‘14’ behind bars. her niece receives a distressing diagnosis. Show ‘14’ Castle Beckett and Castle are Castle The death of a ladies’ Castle “Dial M for Mayor” ‘PG’ “Wedding Crashers” (2005, Comedy) Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn. Partygo- (:32) “Wedding Crashers” (2005, Comedy) Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn. abducted. ‘PG’ man. ‘PG’ ers spend a wild weekend with a politician’s family. Partygoers spend a wild weekend with a politician’s family. NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) NBA Basketball Teams TBA. College Softball

SportsCenter (N) (Live)

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Parks and 30 Rock ‘14’ Recreation it Cosmetics ‘G’

30 Rock ‘14’

NBA Tonight Baseball SportsCenter (N) (N) Tonight (N) Mariners MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Sub- Mariners Heartland Poker Tour ‘14’ Postgame ject to Blackout) Postgame Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops “Liar Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Unrivaled: Unfinished Cops ‘14’ Jail ‘PG’ Liar” ‘PG’ Chandler Business “Space Cowboys” (2000, Adventure) Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones, Donald Sutherland. “The Quick and the Dead” (1995) Sharon Stone, Gene Hackman. A female “Blazing Saddles” (1974, Comedy) Cleavon Little, Gene “We Were NASA reunites four aging flyboys for an urgent mission. gunslinger enters a deadly quick-draw competition. Wilder, Madeline Kahn. Soldiers” King of the King of the The Cleve- The Cleve- American American Family Guy Family Guy Robot Aqua Teen Squidbillies American American Family Guy Family Guy Robot Hill ‘PG’ Hill ‘PG’ land Show land Show Dad ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ ‘14’ Chicken Hunger ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ ‘14’ Chicken North Woods Law “Running River Monsters: Unhooked To Be Announced Tanked ATM shares never Tanked “Shark Buffet” ‘PG’ Tanked “The Winds of Trade” Tanked “Shark Buffet” ‘PG’ Tanked “The Winds of Trade” Cold and Fast” ‘PG’ ‘PG’ before seen footage. ‘PG’ (N) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Jessie ‘G’ Jessie ‘G’ (4:55) Jes(:20) “Radio Rebel” (2012, Drama) Debby Jessie (N) ‘G’ Dog With a Dog With a Liv & Maddie Austin & Austin & Good Luck Dog With a Austin & Dog With a sie ‘G’ Ryan, Sarena Parmar. ‘G’ Blog (N) ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Sanjay and Breadwinners Teenage Mut. Teenage Mut. Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Friends ‘PG’ (:36) Friends (:12) Friends “The One on the Craig ‘Y7’ ‘Y7’ ‘PG’ Last Night” ‘PG’ The Middle The Middle The Middle “Remember the Titans” (2000, Drama) Denzel Washington, Will Patton. A “The Sandlot” (1993) Tom Guiry, Mike Vitar. The new boy in The 700 Club ‘G’ Fresh Prince Fresh Prince ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ black man coaches high-school football after integration. town falls in with neighborhood ballplayers. Four Weddings “... And a Four Weddings “... And a Randy Knows Say Yes to the My Big Fat American Gypsy Say Yes to the Say Yes: I Found the I Found the Say Yes to the Say Yes: I Found the I Found the Hearse” ‘PG’ Grilled Cheese” ‘PG’ Dress Wedding ‘14’ Dress Unveil Gown ‘PG’ Gown ‘PG’ Dress Unveil Gown ‘PG’ Gown ‘PG’ Alaskan Bush People “Hu- Fast N’ Loud “Fast Moving Sons of Guns “Bone-dry .50 Sons of Guns: Locked and Sons of Guns (N) ‘14’ Wild West Alaska “The Sons of Guns ‘14’ Wild West Alaska “The man Wolf Pack” ‘14’ F100” ‘14’ Cal” ‘14’ Loaded (N) Curse” ‘14’ Curse” ‘14’ Ghost Adventures “Tuolumne Bizarre Foods With Andrew Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods America Ghost Adventures “Heritage The Dead Files Smalley’s Inn Dead Files Revisited ‘PG’ Ghost Adventures “Heritage Hospital” ‘PG’ Zimmern ‘PG’ ‘G’ ‘G’ “Washington D.C.” ‘PG’ Junction” ‘PG’ in Carmel, N.Y. ‘PG’ Junction” ‘PG’ Civilization Lost Previously unknown civilizations. ‘PG’ American Pickers ‘PG’ American Pickers A 1944 American Pickers “Lead of a American Pickers “Enter the (:02) American Pickers ‘PG’ (:01) American Pickers Knucklehead Harley. ‘PG’ Lifetime” ‘PG’ Negotiator” ‘PG’ “White Knuckles” ‘PG’ The First 48 “Blackout” ‘14’ The First 48 Detectives try to The First 48 “Shattered The First 48 “The Hit List; The First 48 New Orleans The First 48 Killing of a Dallas (:02) The First 48 “The Good (:01) The First 48 “The Hit break the silence. ‘14’ Dreams; Left to Die” A man is Hand in Hand” ‘14’ detectives hunt a killer. ‘14’ couple. ‘14’ Son; Jacked Up” A teenager is List; Hand in Hand” ‘14’ shot to death. ‘14’ murdered. ‘14’ Property Property Property Property Hunters Int’l House Hunt- Caribbean Caribbean Caribbean Caribbean House Hunt- Hunters Int’l House Hunt- Hunters Int’l Caribbean Caribbean Virgins ‘G’ Virgins ‘G’ Virgins ‘G’ Virgins ‘G’ ers ‘G’ Life Life Life ‘G’ Life ‘G’ ers ‘G’ ers ‘G’ Life ‘G’ Life ‘G’ Guy’s Grocery Games “Cart Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Wars” ‘G’ The Profit A couple with a The Profit Small candy maker The Profit Marcus helps two The Profit Two brothers can’t The Profit A trailer business The Profit Marcus helps a Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Chicago gym. ‘PG’ in Jacksonville, Fla. wine enthusiasts. turn a profit. in Tampa, Fla. couple’s pie business. The O’Reilly Factor (N) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor The Kelly File Hannity On the Record With Greta Red Eye (N) Van Susteren (3:58) Fu(:28) Fu(4:58) South (:29) Tosh.0 The Colbert Daily Show/ Futurama ‘14’ Futurama ‘14’ Key & Peele Key & Peele Key & Peele Tosh.0 ‘14’ “Get Him to the Greek” (2010) Jonah Hill. An executive must turama ‘PG’ turama ‘PG’ Park ‘14’ ‘14’ Report ‘PG’ Jon Stewart ‘14’ ‘14’ ‘14’ drag a boozy rock star to Hollywood. (3:30) “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” (2007, Action) Johnny Depp, Orlando WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) ‘PG’ Continuum Kiera crash lands Metal Hurlant Metal Hurlant (:01) Continuum “Waning Bloom, Keira Knightley. Jack Sparrow’s friends join forces to save him. her CPS flyer. ‘14’ Minute” ‘14’

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Boxing Friday Night Fights. Joachim Alcine vs. Delvin Rodriguez. (N) (Live) ckMLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (N (36) ROOT 426 687 Subject to Blackout) (Live) Cops ‘PG’ Jail ‘14’ Cops ‘14’ Jail ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘14’ (38) SPIKE 241 241

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4 PM Alaska Daily

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Austin & Good Luck Jessie ‘G’ I Didn’t Do Jessie ‘G’ Dog With a Liv & Mad- Liv & Maddie Liv & Mad- Austin & Austin & Jessie ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ It ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ die ‘G’ die ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob enters Sanjay and Breadwinners SpongeBob Power Rang- SpongeBob Breadwinners Sanjay and The Fairly The Fairly Gary in a race. ‘Y7’ Craig ‘Y7’ ‘Y7’ ers ‘Y7’ Craig ‘Y7’ OddParents OddParents “The Karate “The Karate Kid” (1984, Drama) Ralph Macchio, Noriyuki “Pat” Morita, Elisabeth Shue. A “The Karate Kid Part II” (1986) Ralph Macchio, Noriyuki “Pat” Morita. While Kid Part III” Japanese handyman teaches a teenager to defend himself. visiting Okinawa, Daniel battles his mentor’s foes. Property Ladder “What Property Ladder Newlyweds Property Ladder ‘G’ My First My First Untold Stories of the E.R. Untold Stories of the E.R. Women Want” ‘G’ flip a house. ‘G’ Home ‘G’ Home ‘G’ “Radioactive Rocks” ‘G’ “Crowbar in Head” ‘14’ Fast N’ Loud “Fast Moving Fast N’ Loud ‘G’ Fast N’ Loud ‘G’ Lords of the Car Hoards ‘14’ Lords of the Car Hoards ‘14’ Amish Mafia ‘14’ F100” ‘14’ Bizarre Foods With Andrew Bert the Con- BBQ Crawl Burger Land Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Chow Mas- Chow MasZimmern ‘PG’ queror ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Nation ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘G’ ‘G’ ters ‘PG’ ters ‘PG’ Ancient Aliens ‘PG’ Ancient Aliens “The Da Vinci Ancient Aliens ‘PG’ Ancient Aliens “Aliens and Ancient Aliens “Beyond Ancient Aliens “Alien OperaConspiracy” ‘PG’ Bigfoot” ‘PG’ Nazca” ‘PG’ tions” ‘PG’ Criminal Minds Killer targets Criminal Minds “Haunted” Flipping Vegas “Area 51 Flipping Vegas Amateur Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars an emergency room docMurders at a pharmacy. ‘14’ House” Scott buys a house. flipper leaves unfinished ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ tor. ‘14’ ‘PG’ work. ‘PG’ Yard Crash- Yard Crash- Buying and Selling A more Buying and Selling “Ken & Buying and Selling “Warren Love It or List It “Matthews- Living Alaska Living Alaska ers ‘G’ ers ‘G’ spacious home. ‘G’ Kimberly” ‘G’ & Jill” ‘G’ Rooney” ‘G’ ‘G’ ‘G’ Trisha’s The Pioneer The Pioneer Farmhouse The Kitchen (N) ‘G’ America’s Best Cook ‘G’ Rewrapped Rewrapped Restaurant: Impossible Southern Woman ‘G’ Woman ‘G’ Rules ‘G’ ‘G’ ‘G’ “Meet the Impossible” ‘G’ Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program

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