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MAY 18, 2014 Soldotna-Kenai, Alaska

Vol. 44, Issue 195

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Sharing stories A mother talks about her son’s suicide during Soldotna’s community awareness event By KELLY SULLIVAN Peninsula Clarion

Photos by Rashah McChesney/Peninsula Clarion

Renee Henderson works with an alumni choir before her final Kenai Central High School choir concert May 6, in Kenai. Henderson, who has been teaching music at the high school for 43 years, will retire in 2014.

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KPBSD resigning employees share memories, experience By KAYLEE OSOWSKI Peninsula Clarion

In the fall local schools will be missing something. A lot of it. More than 200 years worth of it. Experience. Forty-two Kenai Peninsula Borough School District employees have resigned. They are teachers, principals, counselors, speech language pathologists,

psychologists and a planning and operations director. While some have only been with the district for one year others have worked at KPBSD for more than 40 years. Together the 42 have poured more than two centuries of dedication into district students, other staff, parents, grandparents, guard- Mountain View Elementary school principal Norma Holmgaard listens to a student during lunch time Thursday in ians and the community. See KPBSD, page A-2 Kenai. Holmgaard is transferring to another district.

Sitting beside her friend, in his power boat on the lower Kenai River near Eagle Rock at 5 a.m. Pegge Erkeneff was again faced with the, for her, weighty question “Do you have any children?” Her friend lowered his brow into his cupped hands and said to her, “That sucks. I am so sorry.” It was one of the most honest responses she’s received in the eight years she’s been telling people that Justin Bernecker, her 16-year-old son, died to suicide. Which is the way she prefers to describe it. “It does suck,” Erkeneff said, now sitting on a bench in Parker Park, a breeze was the only thing cooling off the unusual, late morning heat. Erkeneff spoke at the Saturday, Walk to Prevent Suicide at the Soldotna Regional Sports Complex that drew 70 community members. It was her first time speaking to a large audience about her experience as a survivor of suicide. It’s the right time, Erkeneff said. She hopes her words can help others heal. There is no “wrong” when it comes to how people deal with grief, she said. Erkeneff said she has a tendency to shy from certain socially accepted terminology. “It drives me nuts when people say ‘I’m sorry you lost your son’,” Erkeneff said. “He’s not

lost, he died.” In the weeks leading up to the Suicide Prevention Walk, Erkeneff said she has had some clarifying moments. “A trauma happens you can’t comprehend until time passes,” Erkeneff said. “There were times when I barely crawled through life. There were years.” Erkeneff said. These days Erkeneff has learned to ride out sporadic “tidal waves” of grief. The term “committed suicide” implies the person was fully conscious of their decisions in the moment they chose to kill themselves. “Would you say someone committed a heart attack or they committed cancer?” Erkeneff said. “I don’t think so.” While it remains uncertain, Erkeneff said it is likely her son had a rapid onset of bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. The disease unraveled Justin’s mind in just around a week, she said. The warning signs had trickled in and been pieced together throughout the years. After Justin killed himself, a friend of his approached Erkeneff and said her son had “jokingly” mentioned he wanted to kill himself. From the friends’ revelation she is now able to advise people to take any comment seriously, no matter what. What is important in potential intervention is helping someone get through that moment, Erkeneff said. Just keep talking and letting them know See DEATH, page A-2

Fishermen’s Fund, ADFG to present oral argument in Cook Inlet fisheries suit By MOLLY DISCHNER Morris News Service/Journal of Commerce

ANCHORAGE — Oral argument in the lawsuit over 2013 Cook Inlet commercial fisheries management was scheduled for later this month at a trial setting conference in Anchorage on Friday. The Cook Inlet Fishermen’s Fund, or CIFF, sued the Alaska Department of Fish and Game in July 2013, asserting that Photo by Rashah McChesney/Peninsula Clarion fisheries managers did not folCharlie Black chats with a friend as his daughter Zoe Black, 4, tries to get back to fishing in the low Cook Inlet salmon manAnchor River on Saturday in Anchor Point. agement plans appropriately in

Slow going at the Anchor River king salmon opener By RASHAH MCCHESNEY Peninsula Clarion

Charlie Black’s daughters took turns standing in the curve of his arm Saturday, grasping the handle of a simple blue FinChaser rod and flinging a lure into the clear, chocolate-toned water of the Anchor River. His own fly-fishing pole put away for the afternoon, Black said he spent his morning fishing the king salmon opener on the Lower Kenai Penin-

sula stream and was content to spend the warm afternoon by the water — watching his girls throw rocks in the water and take turns reeling the simple vibrex lure back to shore. “I heard there was a few fish caught this morning,” Black said. “More steelhead than salmon. I haven’t had any luck yet.” The Anchor River is one of three Lower Peninsula streams that the Alaska Department of Fish and Game issued pre-sea-

son emergency order restrictions to — justified by the lack of king salmon returning to the Cook Inlet. The combined annual limit for king salmon has been reduced to two king salmon, 20 inches or greater, on the Anchor River, Deep Creek and Ninilchik River and all marine waters south of the mouth of Ninilchik River to Bluff Point. The Anchor River king salmon opener began at midnight on See KINGS, page A-2

2013, causing harm to commercial fishermen there. CIFF asked for a preliminary injunction requiring Fish and Game to follow certain aspects of the Cook Inlet salmon management plans, but Judge Andrew Guidi, in Anchorage Superior Court, ruled that it was not necessary. The case is now moving forward on a regular schedule. Oral argument on the state’s motion for summary judgment is scheduled for May 29 at 10 a.m. Lawyers from the state Department of Law, representing the Alaska Department of Fish

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and Game, and for the Cook Inlet Fishermen’s Fund will each have 30 minutes for argument, for a total one hour proceeding May 29. Guidi said he will try to make a decision on the motion for summary judgment within 30 days so that both sides know whether to start with discovery for a full trial. The state has asked the judge to uphold Fish and Game’s interpretation of the management plans in its motion for summary judgment; CIFF has opposed that. If Guidi does not make a See SUIT, page A-5

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Each of the resigning staff have different reasons for leaving — retiring, moving, family matters. Some hope to walk the halls of district schools again in the fall as substitutes and volunteers, others will be in other states and countries.

Catching up on sleep After 43 years of teaching at KPBSD, choir and music teacher Renee Henderson has decided to retire and get some much needed rest. “My total plan is to sleep,” Henderson said. “I’ve been pretty deprived for about 30 years.” Henderson directs three choirs open to all Kenai Central High School students for whichever choir time fits into their school schedule. She said while it’s challenging working with four grades in each choir, she will miss the kids “something fierce.” “I’ve had incredibly wonderful students, not two or three, hundreds and thousands,” Henderson said. Henderson’s music career began when she was a little girl. At the age of five, Henderson’s mother made her take piano lessons, which she despised. But she finished her mother’s required eight years of lessons, and then quit immediately. She said her siblings didn’t mind piano lessons, but she battled her mother everyday. “Now I’m the only one who still plays,” she said. “Isn’t that so weird?” Henderson’s first teaching experience began when she was a junior in high school in the Midwest. The superintendent asked her to fill in for an elementary teacher for six weeks. And she did. “It had to have been illegal,” Henderson said. “I had nobody supervising me. I mean (the students) were seven years younger than I was. It was very strange.” In college, Henderson started piano lessons again after avoiding lessons for four years. She also took voice and trumpet lessons. “I called my mom and I said, ‘Gee whiz, mom, I’m so far behind where I could have been if you wouldn’t have let me quit piano,’” Henderson said. “She said, ‘Oh, don’t even go there.’” She originally wanted to be a heart surgeon, but her father wouldn’t let her because her cousin went through medical school, but never used her degree. “Education is never a waste, but for people who have gone through (the Great Depression) that’s how they looked at it,” she said. She began teaching in the district in 1971, after receiving a phone call asking if she would be interested in a position. “I told them I’d try it for just one year … times 43,” Henderson said. In her time teaching at KPBSD, she has taught an estimated 17,300 students.

Teaching abroad Sam Tilly, who is completing his first year as a Kenai Middle School teacher, will be moving with his family to teach seventh grade math at Chadwick International School in Songdo, South Korea. Tilly’s brother teaches at the school, which was founded four years ago, and he told Tilly about the open position for a math teacher. After a series of Skype interviews, Tilly found out he got the job in February. He will leave in August for South Korea, and his family will join him in September. His teaching contract with Chadwick is for two years. He said both he and his wife are excited about the opportunity. Chadwick, an English speaking school, has a sister school in California that was founded in 1935. During the past year at Chadwick, 775 pre-kindergarten through tenth graders attended the school. In talking to his brother about the job and during interviews, Tilly said he’s learned Chadwick has is a high level of professionalism. He said the parents sometimes put a lot of pressure on students there and teachers write regular updates

‘My total plan is to sleep. I’ve been pretty deprived for about 30 years.’ — Renee Henderson, music teacher for parents about their child’s progress. Tilly said he expects there to be a few teaching differences as well at between Kenai Middle and Chadwick. “The students are really motivated (at Chadwick) and the parents are all really motivated,” Tilly said. “It’s kind of expensive to go there, and so it’s just a totally different atmosphere, I think, than just a regular school.” At Kenai Middle, Tilly taught weight lifting and study skills classes for math help. He said the students in the study skills classes typically aren’t very motivated, which was challenging. “It’s been difficult at times,” Tilly said. “Some kids just really aren’t motivated, but they’re with you an hour a day.” Even with the challenges, Tilly said he has enjoyed getting to know the students in his small classes. While he may not have to push students at Chadwick as hard as he has with Kenai Middle students do their schoolwork, Tilly said they do all share a commonality. They’re all middle schoolers. “This year I’ve really gotten a better feeling of just how they think and behave,” Tilly said. “And I’m sure it’s similar across cultures because the young over there the young over here … they’re still going to be kids.”

ed me of who I really work for,” Holmgaard said. Holmgaard said she will miss the eclectic staff at Mountain View, the active and involved parents and her time with students. “Some of the things that I’ll miss the most are my duties — bus duty and lunch duty — because I get to see all of the students, find out how their day has gone,” she said. “During those times you really get to be a cheerleader, you really get to spread goodwill.” Assistant Principal Karl Kircher will take over as Mountain View principal, and Bill Withrow, a Redoubt Elementary School teacher, will become the assistant principal at Mountain View. Holmgaard said she wasn’t looking for a new position, but when she learned about the superintendent job, it seemed like the “right thing to do.” The Yupitt School District is made up of three schools and about 420 students. As superintendent, Holmgaard hopes to solidify district curriculum, put assessments in a systemic process and strengthen community and school support systems. “I have learned so much here in the Kenai about effect systems and putting them in place,” Holmgaard said. “So I’m looking forward to now implementing what I’ve learned here in a district that is struggling a little bit with those things.”

Courtesy photo Pegge Erkeneff

In this 2005 file photo Justin Bernecker, 15, smiles during a family visit to Alaska. His mother, Pegge Erkeneff said Justin died about 6 months later.

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the feeling will end. Erkeneff does not consider Justin’s death the defining moment of her life. She said she knows Justin would have wanted her to laugh, and applying meaning to her experience has allowed her to move forward. Everyone grieves differently, Becoming a Erkeneff said. Kaylee Osowski can be It is likely everyone will exsuperintendent reached at kaylee.osowski@ perience the classic five stages Norma Holmgaard accepted peninsulaclarion.com of grief, but sometimes they a position as superintendent of the Yupitt School District. She first began her career in educaweekend. tion at the Bering Strait School The 40 sites at Slidehole District and is looking forward campground and day use area, to going back to rural Alaska. Continued from page A-1 the largest of the sites at the “I’m excited to make a difstate recreational had 15 occuference in another place,” she pied spots. Typically the popusaid. lar campground has about 30 Holmgaard worked for Saturday, but campsites were active sites when the Anchor KPBSD for 16 years. She start- empty in the Anchor River State River opens to king salmon ed as a federal programs coor- Recreation Area. fishing. “I think it’s because of the dinator working with federal “No one wants to drive down grants, and from there became bad reports we’ve been get- to try to catch a king,” she said. the director of K-12 schools ting,” said Gail Sheffield as she “It’s not good for business.” and federal programs. She has stopped to pull fee envelopes The 2014 preseason outlook spent the last years of her KPB- out of a box at one of the camp- for the Anchor and Ninilchik SD employment as principal grounds. river’s king salmon runs are Sheffield, a field supervisor below the historical average for of Mountain View Elementary for Alaska Recreational Man- the two streams and runs are School in Kenai. She said going back to a agement Inc., a concessionaire expected to be low again this school to work was challeng- for Alaska State Parks, said season, according to Fish and she’s seen about half of the noring, but rewarding. “Coming back into a school mal attendance for an opening grounded me again and remind-

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will hit all at once, and sometimes they won’t come out for years, she said. “Honestly I wouldn’t have signed up for it,” Erkeneff said. “The choice is what to do with it.” Erkeneff she’s often returned to a phrase she once was told about premature death; that “those who died old came to learn, and those who died young came to teach.” Years after Justin died, Erkeneff received an email from one of his former classmates he’d met in German class. “I remember he came home one day and announced he

would now be called Dieter,” Erkeneff said laughing. “Ok Dieter. Whatever.” Erkeneff said she’d never met the girl. She told her she was one of the shiest girls at school, but Justin persisted in getting to know her, even teasing her frequently. The girl said from her friendship with Justin, she had learned self-respect and to be more open to the people. Justin also taught the girl how to laugh.

Game data. Locals, however, weren’t deterred by the absence of the typical crowds. Back along the river, two boys stood at the bank, their bikes lying in the dirt. As the two watched the Black family and the water, they fiddled with their own fishing poles. One turned to the other to brag about catching more than 80 silver salmon in Seward last summer. A girl in hot pink shorts and a red shirt climbed up the steep incline of the bank, her fishing pole tucked under her arm; she shouted at her dog to stop barking at the Blacks as she leapt over a muddy patch and made

it to the top of the incline. As she walked back toward her campsite and a Christmastree shaped pyramid of empty beer bottles — Black, of Homer, said he was glad to see the relative peace and quiet of the river. “We just wanted to get away for the weekend, before next weekend,” he said. “There will be too many people here next weekend. I’m going to stay at home next weekend when all the rookies are out.”

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Get your tickets online now for Safari Club’s 23rd annual contact Tyler Nichols at 335-7229 or at tnichols@kenaitze.org. Midnight Sun fundraiser and banquet on May 31 at www.kenaisci.org. For more information call Keith at 598-5573. This Weed free inspector cert. training offered event will be sold out soon. There are chances to win over 50 AmvVets to hold monthly meeting The Alaska Plant Materials Center in coooperation with UAF guns, optics, hunts and trips, furs and jewelry. All funds raised AmVets Post 4, the AmVets Auxiliary and the AmVets Sons are dedicated to wildlife conservation, education, and protecting Cooperative Extension and the Kenai Soil & Water Conservawill hold their monthly meeting this Tuesday, May 20 beginning your hunting heritage. tion District will offer training for anyone interested in becomat 7 p.m. The election and installation of officers will be the ing a volunteer inspector for the Certified Weed Free Forage primary topic so all members are asked to attend to cast their and Gravel programs. The training will take place 9 a.m.-4 p.m. vote. AMVETS Post 4 is located in the Red Diamond Center on Youth group plans garage sale May 22 at the Kenai Community Library. The afternoon sesK-Beach. For information please call 262-3542. The Star of the North Lutheran Church Youth Group is hav- sion will include a demonstration field inspection so come with ing its annual garage sale on June 6-7 from 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Bring appropriate attire. There is no charge to participate, but please donations to the church at 216 N. Forest Drive in Kenai, Tues- call Kenai Soil & Water Conservation District at 283-8732 ext. Community Memorial Day Celebration day-Friday or Sunday. For more information call 283-4153. 5 to register. A free Memorial Day community potluck picnic and music fest will start Monday May 26, at 1 p.m. on the Kenai Beach at Free Thinkers to meet the end of Spruce Street. Everyone is welcome. Please bring any Support group plans special needs picnic ‘potluck’ type foods to share, your chairs and blankets, frizbees, A fun picnic for the whole family is being planned by the ParLast Frontier Free Thinkers will meet June 10 at the Soldotbeach balls, bubbles for kids, your family and friends and your ents Support Group of Special Needs Children on Tuesday, May na Public Library from 5:30-7:30 p.m. in the large community smiles. If you play an instrument, please bring it. Can you sing? 20 at 6:30 p.m. behind Redoubt Elementary School at the picnic room. This group advocates progressive values for humanists, Join some of your neighbors with their instrument. We will have area. Bring enough hotdogs and buns to feed your family (there atheists, and freethinkers. The theme of this month’s meeting a sign-up sheet and allow you to ‘show your talent,’ sometime will be a berbecue grill there) and a large side dish — hot or cold is the following phrase: “Life’s fulfillment emerges from indiafter 3 p.m. when the music teams from Nikiski, Homer and — or a dessert. Everything else will be provided. Even if you vidual participation in the service of humane ideals.” Attendees in-between are done. Sponsored by local businesses, non-profit have never come to a regular monthly meeting, come and meet are encouraged, but not required, to speak on how they interpret organizations, volunteers and churches in the ocmmunity who some great families. For more information call Peggy Larson at: that phrase and what it means to them. There is free WiFi at the are working together to let you know that you are worth it. for 260-3621 or 394-6310, or emai peggysuelee@gmail.com. library so if one is feeling ambitious one can bring ipads, lapmore information or donations, call or text volunteer and coortops, or whatever and make a presentation. Please bring along dinator Melinda Briggs at 394.8678, food service donations and anyone you feel may be interested. Please email courageoustiCaregiver Support to discuss blood pressure clean-up volunteer Jake Gibbs at 398.1337. ger@gmail.com with questions. Note: this event is held at, not The next Caregiver Support meeting is Tuesday, May 20 from sponsored by the Soldotna Public Library. 1-3 p.m. at the Kenai Senior Center to discuss the topic, “UnStress Relief Qigong Practice derstanding Your Blood Pressure Condition.” Bring your home Has stress got you down? Do you need a chance to relax? BP monitor for help using it correctly. Come share your experi- Learn about foster care, adoption Come learn Spring Forest Qigong from Duane Gibson. SFQ ences with other caregivers. For more information call Shelley A meeting to learn more about foster care and adoption on exercises and meditations restore balance to the entire body. at 907-262-1280. the Kenai Peninsula will be held May 21, from 6 to 8 p.m. at They are easy to learn, a joy to practice, and require no pre145 Main Street Loop in Kenai. The Alaska Department of vious experience or level of physical ability. All exercises can Health and Social Services, Office of Children’s Services, ofbe performed standing, sitting, or lying down. Anyone and ev- Ninilchik Senior Center digs into dinner fers monthly Resource Family Orientations to give interested eryone- regardless of age, ability, or beliefs- can practice the The Ninilchik Senior Center will be hosting its annual En- individuals a brief overview of the state’s foster care and adoptechniques of Spring Forest Qiqong to become healthier and dowment Dinner and Pie Auction on June 7. Doors open at 4 tion programs and process. To learn more about how to make a happier. Classes are offered at the Soldotna Public Library in p.m. for complimentary wine and cheese with silent auction and difference in a child’s life and in your community, please attend. conference room B: raffles beginning. Prime Rib Dinner begins at 5 p.m. Tickets are For more information call Tonja Whitney or Michelle Partridge n Tuesday June 3 from 1-2 p.m. $25 each and can be purchased at the center 66265 Aspen Ave., at 907-283-3136. n Tuesday July 1 from 1-2 p.m. Ninilchik. For more information, call 907-567-3988. n Tuesday Aug. 5 from 1-2 p.m.

Around the Peninsula

Rummage sale to benefit homeless teens

Court Appointed Special Advocates needed

The Kenaitze Indian Tribe will hold a meeting to provide A rummage sale to benefit The Underground, an organization information to people interested in becoming Court Appointed that supports homeless teens, will take place from 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Special Advocate (CASA) volunteers. CASA volunteers advoFriday-Sunday May 16-18 at the Karen Street skate park in Sol- cate for abused and neglected children in both tribal and state dotna. For more information, call Krista at 252-2081. courts. Learn how to be the voice of a child in need May 27 at 5:30 p.m. The meeting will be at the Kenatize Indian Tribe’s administration building at 150 N. Willow Street in Kenai. For Safari Club banquet tickets available more information about the Kenai Peninsula CASA program,

Community Calendar

Today 8 a.m. • Alcoholics Anonymous As Bill Sees It Group, 11312 Kenai Spur Highway Unit 71 (Old Carrs Mall). Call 398-9440. 4 p.m. • Narcotics Anonymous support group “Twisted Sisters” (women’s meeting) at URS Club, 11312 Kenai Spur Highway, Unit 71, Kenai. 7 p.m. • Alcoholics Anonymous Freedom Group meets at the Soldotna United Methodist Church, 158 S. Binkley, Soldotna. 8 p.m. • Narcotics Anonymous support group “This One” (men’s meeting) at URS Club, 11312 Kenai Spur Highway, Unit 71, Kenai. The Community Calendar lists recurring events and meetings of local organizations. To have your event listed, email organization name, day or days of meeting, time of meeting, place, and a contact phone number to news@peninsulaclarion.com.

Peninsula Clarion death notice and obituary guidelines: The Peninsula Clarion strives to report the deaths of all current and former Peninsula residents. Notices should be received within three months of the death. We offer two types of death reports: Pending service/Death notices: Brief notices listing full name, age, date and place of death; and time, date and place of service. These are published at no charge. Obituaries: The Clarion charges a fee to publish obituar-

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Spring clean-up week in Kenai

The City of Kenai spring trash clean-up week is from May 13 to May 20. Free yellow trash bags are available at the Visitor’s and Cultural Center. People can use them to bag collected trash this week and leave the bags on the side of the street for free pick-up by city crews. The City of Kenai will also pick up large items on Monday and Tuesday if residents fill out a form from the city website or pick one up at City Hall and turn it in by Friday. Check out the “Hot Topics” on the city website to see the form. Contact Kenai City Hall for more information 283-7535. homes and crematoriums routinely submit completed obituaries to the newspaper. Obituaries may also be submitted directly to the Clarion, online at www.peninsulaclarion.com, or by mail to: Peninsula Clarion, P.O. Box 3009, Kenai, Alaska, 99611. Pre-payment must accompany all submissions not already handled by a funeral home or crematorium. Deadlines: Submissions for Tuesday – Friday editions must be received by 2 p.m. the previous day. Submissions for Sunday

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Sooner or later, Alaska will move on, too It’s time to move on.

Last week, five couples filed suit in federal court challenging Alaska’s ban on same-sex marriage. Adopted by voters in 1998, the constitutional amendment reads: “To be valid or recognized in this State, a marriage may exist only between one man and one woman.” The couples filing the suit say the ban violates their right to due process and equal protection under the U.S. Constitution. Their action comes as courts around the country are striking down state bans on same-sex marriage in the wake of a U.S. Supreme Court decision finding a key component of the 1996 Defense of Marriage Act which denied federal benefits and recognition for same-sex couples to be unconstitutional. In fact, the Alaska Supreme Court reached a similar conclusion in 2005. The court did not change the state’s definition of marriage, but ruled that while same-sex couples are prohibited from marrying, government can not treat them differently in other ways, in this case, by denying the same benefits available to married public employees. The court ruled that such a stance violates the right to equal protection. During this year’s legislative session, Sen. Hollis French, and Anchorage Democrat, introduced a bill to put the repeal of the state’s same-sex marriage ban before voters. While the measure did not receive widespread support, he noted at the time that the nation is headed toward same-sex marriage. He cited the string of successful legal challenges to same-sex marriage bans, which have continued since then. “The legal underpinnings that oppose same-sex marriage have been knocked out — there’s nothing left,” French told reporters in February. In the nine years since the Alaska Supreme Court’s ruling, the sky hasn’t fallen. The statistics on marriage and divorce aren’t any better or any worse. In places where same-sex marriage has been legalized, it’s no longer an issue. Attitudes have changed. Recent polls show that a majority of Americans support legalizing same-sex marriage. Life has moved on. Sooner or later, Alaska will be moving on, too.

Quotable “County clerks have been uncertain about their responsibilities and couples unable to know definitively whether their marriage will remain valid. A stay issued by either the Supreme Court or Judge Piazza would have brought some certainty. Unfortunately, today’s decision did not do that.” —Aaron Sadler, a spokesman for Arkansas Attorney General Dustin McDaniel. The Arkansas Supreme Court refused to put on hold a ruling that overturned the state’s ban on same-sex marriage. A separate state law bars county clerks from issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples causing confusion over how the situation will move forward.

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The graduation speakers Call me “doctor.” It’s true: I have an honorary degree, conferred after I gave a commencement address at a small college I won’t identify to spare them disrepute. I was the choice after a meth maker became unavailable because he was in prison (I’ll admit it, that’s a slight exaggeration). But I became a “Doctor of Humane Letters,” which means, I suppose, that I can write to someone: “Dear ___: I feel your pain. Compassionately, Dr. Bob.” I will point out proudly that not one student objected to my appearance beforehand. That’s probably because none of them had any idea who I was, but it does set me apart from a few heavyweights these days. Former Bush Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice pulled out at Rutgers after a Rutgers Ruckus by some students, objecting to her role in getting the nation into Iraq and Afghanistan. And International Monetary Fund head Christine Lagarde withdrew from graduation day at Smith College after a petition was circulated on campus objecting to the IMF cooperation with autocrats and financial empires: “Although we do not wish to disregard all of Ms. Lagarde’s accomplishments as a strong female leader in the world, we also do not want to be represented by someone whose work directly contributes to many of the systems that we are taught to fight against.” What has followed is a ton of handwringing about how snot-nosed kids are stifling the free expression of certified worthies. Actually, I think the snot-nosed kids

are onto something. Quite frankly, without disparaging Rice or Lagarde, far too many of our leaders have achieved their status by hook and crook, with an emphasis on the latter. Furthermore, why Bob Franken even have a commencement address in the first place? Why turn a happy occasion into such a boring ego trip? What do you usually get at these things, other than somebody telling the graduates that it’s their world? (This is also true: I gave another commencement address in which I told everyone that, no, it was not, and to expect themselves to compromise their idealism. I wasn’t invited to return.) If there really is a desire to expose the graduates to a diversity of ideas, then maybe the school could invite Donald Sterling. And yes, that’s just my cheesy way to segue into his latest outrages. First of all, let’s hear it for Anderson Cooper’s bookers. Don Sterling was a big “get.” And Cooper did his usual fine job interviewing him. Sterling might want to hire some new PR advisers, though, because he just dug a deeper hole for himself. Asked about Magic Johnson, the basketball great who has been harshly critical of his racist comments, he dismissed him with “What has he done? Can you tell me? Big Magic

Johnson — what has he done? He’s got AIDS.” Actually, Johnson has been very public about the HIV virus he has carried for decades. He doesn’t have AIDS, and he apparently got infected during heterosexual contact. But of course, AIDS is a code word to all the homophobes out there. They don’t really need code words. Not only does gay marriage send them into a frenzy, but they’re going ballistic at the televised images of NFL prospect Michael Sam kissing his boyfriend to celebrate his selection in the pro football draft. Let’s raise a glass to ESPN, which simply inserted the video into its program as part of its coverage of Sam’s getting drafted after announcing his sexual orientation. The St. Louis Rams demonstrated that they would not be deterred by the extraneous cultural storm. By making their decisions based mainly on football considerations, they confronted the bigots. Next, they might want to take on Daniel Snyder, whose Washington franchise in the league identifies itself with a racial slur. Chances are Snyder won’t be making any commencement addresses anytime soon. But who knows? Maybe he’ll slip in under the radar. Like I did. Bob Franken is a longtime broadcast journalist, including 20 years at CNN.

Speech not always so free Once, Social Security was the “third rail” of politics. Touch it and face political death. Now it is homosexuality. Criticize anything gay people do and you risk ostracism, fines, suspension or loss of your livelihood. Michael Sam, the first openly gay player to be drafted by a National Football League team -- the St. Louis Rams picked him 249th in the last round -- is being treated by the media and those in the gay rights movement as the equivalent of an early American pioneer. Miami Dolphins safety Don Jones, apparently, didn’t get the memo. Jones tweeted “OMG” and “horrible” after he saw Sam and his boyfriend kiss each other live on ESPN. His tweet was quickly taken down, but the political correctness police swooped in anyway. Jones has been fined and suspended. He’s also being forced to attend “educational training” to get his “mind right,” to borrow a phrase from the film “Cool Hand Luke.” This sounds like the old communist “reeducation” camps. Dolphins Coach Joe Philbin called Jones’ comment “inappropriate and unacceptable.” Jones issued a statement that read like it had been written by a lawyer, apologizing for his “inappropriate” tweet and taking “full responsibility” for his comment. How quickly things have changed from the recent experiences of Tim Tebow. When the quarterback heroically led the Denver Broncos to a playoff victory in 2012 and dropped to one knee, as he often C

did to express gratitude to God (a move that quickly became known as “Tebowing,” which spawned countless YouTube parodies), he was widely ridiculed by many of the same entities that now defend Cal Thomas Michael Sam, including some NFL players and even “Saturday Night Live,” which in a skit had “Jesus” offering Tebow advice while sitting next to him on a locker room bench. When the Broncos released Tebow, he was mocked again, not only for his faith, but for claiming to be a virgin who wanted to save himself for marriage. In an increasingly secular and licentious culture this sort of thinking and expression, apparently, must be silenced. During Tebow’s brief professional career, TV ratings spiked, jerseys and other gear with Tebow’s name on it sold well and, according to Ad Age, “In terms of influence, Mr. Tebow is now in the top 40 of 3,000 celebs ... on par with Tom Hanks, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, Jennifer Aniston and Steven Spielberg.” Yet, Tebow endured a sometimes silent and often shouted campaign to brand him in a negative way. He was called “polarizing.” It was said he had “baggage,” though his “bags” were considerably lighter than many other professional athletes who have had drug and alcohol problems, incidents

with guns at strip clubs and numerous outof-wedlock children. The Nation’s Dave Zirin revealed the secular left’s real problem with Tebow when he wrote, “(Tebow) is a religious figure in a country that is uncomfortable talking (about) religion.” Really? I would venture to guess there are probably more people attending church on Sunday mornings than attend NFL football games on Sunday afternoon. Such is the bias of those who hold disdain for people of strong faith because it apparently exposes flaws in themselves they prefer not to see. After the Broncos cut Tebow, haters took to the comment page of The Huffington Post: “Awwwww. I bet this makes the Baby Jesus weep. Tim should have prayed more.” “Hey Tim, are you getting the message now? Nothing fails like prayer.” “We’re all going to h--l and we’re excited about it. Don’t be jealous.” “Where is your God now, Tebow?” NFL players who joined in the mockery were not fined, disciplined or forced into education training camp. Such is the cultural double standard between the way Michael Sam is being treated and the experience of Tim Tebow. But what should one expect these days when anything goes, except for free speech critical of the LGBT crowd? Readers may email Cal Thomas at tcaeditors@tribune.com.

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final order on the motion for summary judgment, the case will move to a bench trial in November. Both sides agreed that the case could be conducted in a five-day trial. Currently, there’s no request for a jury, so the judge will make a decision on the matter. If needed, the trial is scheduled for the week of Nov. 3, although it’s trailing which means that there are other cases lined up in front of it, and the parties will not know until Oct. 24 if the trial is for certain. ADFG manages several sectors and gear types in the marine and freshwaters of Cook Inlet and the central Kenai Peninsula. Sport, personal use and educational fishery participants, as well as setnetters and the drift fleet, harvest primarily sockeye salmon, as well as king and coho salmon. The Board of Fisheries has passed several management plans that address Kenai River late-run kings, Kasilof River sockeyes, and Kenai River sockeyes. The two sides disagree about how strictly the Board of Fisheries has intended for the plans

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to be followed, and Fish and Game managers said in testimony that they contain a clause that allows the department to go outside the plans if that is necessary to meet the escapement goals. CIFF has argued that because the Board of Fisheries considered, but did not adopt, additional management measures at its March 2013 meeting, it didn’t want those tools used. Fisheries managers said during argument last summer that when the board made that decision, members noted that Fish and Game already could use some of the tools being considered, and didn’t want to make management more restrictive than it already was. If Guidi ultimately finds that the Fish and Game erred in its management, commercial fishers could be entitled to some sort of repayment for the harm it caused them. The Kenai King Conservation Alliance is an intervenor in the case, but did not participate in the trial setting conference. The state’s counsel said they would talk to the group about sharing their time if the group wanted to participate in the trial. Because the group has not filed a brief in the case, Guidi said he wouldn’t let them participate in the May 29 oral argument.

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Photo by Rashah McChesney/Peninsula Clarion

Mine An eagle takes off with a pile of food leaving several others behind on the beach Saturday May 17, 2014 at Whiskey Gulch in Anchor Point, Alaska.

New hotel planned for Johansen business district FAIRBANKS, Alaska (AP) — Documents filed with the city of Fairbanks show plans for a four-story extended-stay hotel in in the rapidly growing business district along the Johansen Expressway. Candlewood Suites plans to add the 103-room hotel on a two-acre site. City building plans examiner Stephen AnC

derson says Candlewood began seeking contractors for the project about a month ago. The 60,000-square foot building would be a block away from the Hampton Inn and Holiday Inn Express hotels. Those buildings have each gone up in the past five years. Explore Fairbanks, which promotes tourism, said there are

more than 3,500 rooms avail“They’re branded as an exable among hotels, lodges and tended-stay,” she said. “They bed and breakfasts. do take some of the same visiDeb Hickok, the president of tors, but it is a different brand.” Explore Fairbanks, said those A detailed schematic for the rooms don’t fill up even during the height of the tourist season. But, she noted, Candlewood Suites fills a different niche because it caters to long-term and short-term residents.

building was submitted in February to make sure it complied with the city’s building code, Anderson said. After officials from the Building Department

gave their feedback, a revised set of plans arrived Thursday. “It’s looking like a pretty serious plan at this point,” Anderson said.

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Nation

Battle over genetically modified foods in Oregon

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Chuck Burr cultivates a row of onions May 12, 2014 on his organic seed farm outside Ashland, Ore. Organic farmers are asking voters in Jackon and Josephine counties to adopt a ban on cultivating genetically engineered crops, which organic farmers fear could cross-pollinate with some of their crops. JEFF BARNARD Associated Press

ASHLAND, Ore. — Unable to find a good solution to protecting their certified organic seed crops from potential contamination from genetically engineered crops, small organic farmers in this Oregon valley are appealing to a higher power: voters. They wanted to protect their crops from being cross-pollinated by genetically modified ones, and asked voters in two counties to ban the cultivation of GMOs — a move that would drive producer Syngenta

out of the Rogue Valley where it grows seed for sugar beets resistant to the popular weed killer Roundup. Mail-in ballots will be counted in Jackson and Josephine counties on Tuesday. The vote is the latest example of a growing resistance to GMOs from Hawaii to Vermont at a time when genetically modified crops dominate the production of commodities like sugar beets, corn and soybeans. There is no mainstream scientific evidence of a health risk. “People are becoming more aware of the fact that food in this country is genetically engi-

neered, and they are starting to look into what that might mean in terms of health and the environment,” said Laura Murphy of the Environmental & Natural Resources Law Clinic at Vermont Law School. Big agribusinesses, spending millions, and GMO opponents have traded victories in recent years. This month, Vermont’s governor signed a law to make the state the first requiring disclosure of GMO ingredients in food labels, starting in 2016. The National Conference of State Legislatures reports 84 genetically modified food la-

beling bills are pending in 30 states. Since 2004, counties in California, Hawaii and Washington state have adopted bans. In 2012, agribusiness groups defeated ballot measures in California and Washington state to require statewide GMO food labeling. There is now an effort in Oregon to ask voters to require GMO food labeling. A bill to nullify state labeling requirements is pending in the U.S. House. The Oregon vote is the latest battle over the future of agriculture. It is set in this picturesque 41-mile-long valley near the

California border, where Syngenta has operated in near anonymity since 1993, and organic farmers have tapped a growing demand for local produce free of pesticides. Organic farmers realized they had a problem in 2012, when Chris Hardy tried to lease some land and learned it was right next to a field leased to Syngenta. It soon became clear Syngenta was spread throughout the valley. Farmers started gathering signatures for a ballot measure banning GMOs, and asked Oregon State University Extension to help create a mapping system so GMO and organic corps would each be free of the other’s pollen. After about six months, talks broke down, and the organic farmers went ahead with the ballot measure. Syngenta, a Swiss company with $14.7 billion in worldwide sales, has been joined by other agricultural giants like Monsanto Co., sugar producers like Amalgamated Sugar, timber companies and farm bureaus as far away as Texas. They have pooled more than $900,000 to defeat the measures. Their media campaign has focused on convincing voters that enforcing the ban would divert scarce revenues away from sheriff’s patrols and jails. Syngenta referred comment to the Biotechnology Industry Organization. The group’s spokeswoman, Karen Batra, said the ban was “not just an assault on the industry; it is an assault on farming. It is telling one group of farmers that you can’t farm the way that you want or you need or you think is best for your operation.” The ban’s supporters, who have raised a third of what opponents have, say they want to protect their crops from contamination by genetically engineered pollen, particularly chard and beets, which could be

‘People are becoming more aware of the fact that food in this country is genetically engineered, and they are starting to look into what that might mean in terms of health and the environment. .’ — Laura Murphy fertilized by Syngenta’s GMO sugar beet pollen. The pollen wouldn’t affect the plants in the ground, but would make it impossible to certify the seeds as organic, reducing their value, whether for sale or planting. Hoping to forestall a patchwork of agricultural regulation, Oregon Gov. John Kitzhaber signed legislation last year barring counties from enacting GMO bans, exempting Jackson County because a measure was already on the ballot. He appointed a task force to recommend a way forward. The law didn’t stop opponents in neighboring Josephine County from putting up their own measure. If it passes, they will have to go to court to put it in force. Chuck Burr grows more than 300 varieties of certified organic seed outside Ashland and is president of the Southern Oregon Seed Growers Association. He said he could not in good conscience try to sell his crop of chard seeds after learning Syngenta had a field close enough to be pollenated by them, and testing was expensive. “If anybody ever wanted to push small farms out of the valley, that is how they would do it, with GMO crops,” he said.

Death in hot jail cell highlights national issue JAKE PEARSON Associated Press

NEW YORK (AP) — The case of a mentally ill homeless veteran who died in a 100-degree Rikers Island jail cell starkly illustrates the dangers of extreme heat in lockups, an issue facing prisons across the nation as the inmate population gets older and more heavily medicated — and more at risk of overheating. Inmate advocates point out that many prisoners exposed to high temperatures are unable to cool themselves — by taking a cold shower or by sitting in an air-conditioned room — in a way people living outside prison walls regularly do. “This is not an issue of comfort and luxury,” said David Fathi, director of the American Civil Liberties Union’s National Prison Project, who has litigated cases in Wisconsin and Arizona to provide appropriate cooling for inmates. “Prisons have an obligation, which no one disputes, to provide conditions that, while they don’t have to be comfortable,

they can’t be deadly,” Fathi said. “But because of climate change, because of the changing population, heat is a deadly risk for many prisons and jails throughout the United States.” The February death of 56-year-old former Marine Jerome Murdough is a jarring les-

son in what can happen when cells overheat, even though it differed from the classic inmate heat death in some significant ways: It happened in the winter and was due to malfunctioning heating equipment rather than scorching outside temperatures.

Officials haven’t said exactly how Murdough died. A preliminary city Department of Correction probe found the medical examiner investigator believed he died of hyperthermia, noting that “the heat in his cell caused his body to shut down,” according to court doc-

uments. One official who spoke on condition of anonymity described Murdough as having “basically baked to death.” Heatstroke causes a person’s body temperature to increase rapidly — up to 106 degrees within 10 or 15 minutes — and can be fatal if not quickly treat-

ed. Other heat-related illnesses — heat exhaustion, rashes, fainting — are most likely to affect elderly and overweight people. Others particularly at risk include people with heart disease and asthma or those, like Murdough, who are taking psychotropic drugs.

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Weary crews prepare for long wildfire season ELLIOT SPAGAT Associated Press

ESCONDIDO, Calif. (AP) — Firefighters scoured charred hillsides north of San Diego on Saturday to guard against a resurgence of flames that ripped through the region, while the last of tens of thousands of evacuees prepared to return home. For those battling a series of blazes for days, the relief was mixed with a sense of dread that drought-sapped vegetation, high temperatures and low humidity portend a long fire season ahead. The California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection has responded to more than 1,500 fires this year, compared with about 800 during an average year. “Normally, I don’t even put wildfire gear in my vehicle until the end of April. This year I never took it out,” said Kirk Kushen, battalion chief of the Kern County Fire Department said at a base camp in Escondido. “We never really completed the 2013 fire season. It’s been a continuation.” At least 10 fires spanning 39 square miles have chewed a destructive path through San Diego County since Tuesday, destroying 11 houses, an 18unit apartment complex and

two businesses. A badly burned body was found in a transient camp, and one firefighter suffered heat exhaustion. The first blaze was caused by a spark from construction equipment, according to state officials, but it could take months to get to the bottom of the most damaging fires. Alberto Serrato, 57, pleaded not guilty Friday to an arson charge in connection with one of the smaller fires, but authorities say they don’t believe he started it, just added brush to it. Ocean breezes and lower temperatures Saturday aided firefighters, who focused on a 1,000-acre blaze on the Camp Pendleton Marine base and a 4-square-mile blaze that started in the suburb of San Marcos. Firefighters doused remaining hotspots with hoses and water-filled backpacks, sawed large logs and raked soil with shovels and other hand tools to ensure the ground was moist enough to prevent fires from returning. Kushen, who was working his 10th straight day and was nearly 27 hours into his shift as his team prepared to go rest at a hotel, saw between 15 and 20 destroyed houses or other structures while combing the hills in and around San Marcos for smoke and smoldering brush.

AP Photo/Gregory Bull

Firefighter Philip Pinal, of Cal-Fire Lions Valley, searches for burning embers in a devastated home after a wildfire Friday, in Carlsbad, Calif. Some evacuation orders were lifted early Friday in an area near the fiercest of several wildfires in San Diego County, as crews building containment lines around the blazes hoped cooler temperatures will help them make further progress.

San Marcos, a suburb of 85,000 people where strip malls and new housing tracts mix with older homes, slowly returned to normal as more roadblocks were removed. “It’s such a wonderful bless-

ing to be back,” Jamie Williams said as he unloaded three bags of clothing from his car that he took when ordered to evacuate Wednesday night. “It was almost a teary-eyed kind of thing.”

Many evacuations have been lifted, including some on Saturday, but it was unclear when all would be allowed to return to their homes, said Kendal Bortisser, a spokesman for the California Department of Forestry

and Fire Protection. A strike team from Yolo County in Northern California walked hillsides to ensure that nothing within 100 feet of homes could ignite, a final step before allowing residents to return. “This is a last effort to make sure everything is nice and cool,” said Capt. Cess Mercado of the University of California, Davis, Fire Department who typically doesn’t come to Southern California to assist with firefighting until late August. The tinder-box conditions have put firefighters on alert throughout California. The state firefighting agency went to peak staffing in the first week of April, instead of its usual start in mid-May. Battalion Chief Kevin Taylor of the Paso Robles Fire Department in central California usually doesn’t leave home until late July to assist other agencies during the fire season. He was dispatched to the Los Angeles area in January and led a crew that began work near San Diego on Thursday. “There hasn’t been a break,” said Taylor, as he ate lunch on a shaded tree amid orders to be ready to move on three minutes’ notice. “It’s almost a 12-month fire season.”

States move to expand experimental drugs for some KRISTEN WYATT Associated Press

DENVER — Nick Auden didn’t live to see the legislation, but the case of the Denver melanoma patient who died while seeking access to an experimental drug helped inspire a first-of-its kind law in Colorado. The “Right To Try” law allows terminally ill patients to obtain experimental drugs without getting federal approval. It’s a proposal being advanced in several states by patient advocates who are frustrated by the yearslong federal approval process for experimental drugs

in the pipeline. “There are experimental drugs out there that can and do save lives, and access needs to be expanded,” said Auden’s widow, Amy Auden of Lone Tree, Colorado. Nick Auden died in November at age 41 after unsuccessfully lobbying two drug companies to use an experimental treatment outside of clinical trials. Auden had acknowledged there was no guarantee the drug would work. Gov. John Hickenlooper on Saturday signed Colorado’s “Right To Try” bill, which was passed unanimously in the state Legislature. Similar bills await gover-

nors’ signatures in Louisiana and Missouri, and Arizona voters will decide in November whether to set up a similar program in that state. Supporters call it a ray of hope for dying patients trying to navigate the red tape of existing “compassionate use” guidelines for obtaining drugs outside clinical trials. The process requires federal approval. “When you’re terminal and there’s a drug out there that might help you, it can seem that the obstacles to get that drug are insurmountable,” said state Sen. Irene Aguilar, a physician

who co-sponsored Colorado’s bill. Aguilar dubbed the measure the “Dallas Buyers Club” bill, after the movie about a determined AIDS patient who smuggled treatments from Mexico because they weren’t cleared for use in the U.S. But skeptics call “Right To Try” a feel-good campaign that won’t help dying patients. The law doesn’t require drug companies to provide any drug outside federal parameters, and there’s no indication pharmaceutical companies will do so. A 2003 lawsuit to force the

U.S. Food and Drug Administration to expand the availability of investigational drugs failed. A federal judge disagreed that terminally ill people have a right to access to investigational medicine, and the U.S. Supreme Court declined to consider an appeal. State-level approaches are

an effort to circumvent the federal system, but critics say they won’t work. “The FDA regulates drug development, and this doesn’t do anything to change that,” said Dr. David Gorski, a surgical oncologist and editor of the blog Science Based Medicine.

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World

Balkans’ record flooding South Sudan asks UN, US to verify attackers in violence JOSPHAT KASIRE Associated Press

LEER, South Sudan — Bodies stuffed in wells. Houses burned down. Children playing on military hardware. And infants showing the skeletal outlines of severe hunger. These are the scenes from a remote part of South Sudan — Leer — where Doctors Without Borders has just begun feeding severely malnourished children about three months after the aid group’s hospital was destroyed in violence that has been ripping AP Photo/Darko Vojinovic

Serbian police officers carry an old woman from a military helicopter during evacuation from Obrenovac, some 30 kilometers (18 miles) southwest of Belgrade Serbia, Saturday, May 17, 2014.Meteorologists say the flooding is the worst since records began 120 years ago.

MAGLAJ, Bosnia (AP) — Packed into buses, boats and helicopters, carrying nothing but a handful of belongings, tens of thousands fled their homes Saturday in Bosnia and Serbia to escape the worst flooding in a century. In Bosnia and Serbia, days of torrential rains have triggered the worst floods to hit the region since records began 120 years ago. Rapidly rising rivers surged into homes, sometimes reaching up to the second floors, sending people climbing to

rooftops for rescue. Hundreds were also evacuated in Croatia. Authorities said 25 people have died but warned the death toll could rise. Tens of thousands of homes were left without electricity or drinking water. Landslides triggered by the floods also raised the risk of injury or death from land mines left over from Bosnia’s 1992-95 war. The landslides swept away many of the carefully placed warning signs around the minefields. More than two dozen people have died, said authori-

ties, who warned the death toll could rise. Tens of thousands have fled their homes. “We need everything, we are underwater,” exclaimed Mico Micic, mayor of the eastern Bosnian town of Bijeljina, from which some 10,000 people were being evacuated. Landslides triggered by the floods also raised the risk of injury or death from land mines left over from Bosnia’s 199295 war. The landslides swept away many of the carefully placed warning signs around the minefields.

apart the country since December. One child brought to the clinic by a mother hoping for life-saving aid instead died the next day. That and other scenes of desperation were recently filmed by an Associated Press journalist. U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon told the Security Council on Monday that he visited South Sudan this month in order to “sound the alarm about the violence and the risk of catastrophic famine.” Ban warned that if the fighting continues, half of

South Sudan’s 12 million people will be displaced, starving or dead by year’s end. Government troops led by President Salva Kiir and rebel forces loyal to former Vice President Riek Machar battled each other on Sunday, only two days after Kiir and Machar met in Ethiopia to sign a cease-fire deal, the second peace treaty of the conflict. The first one fell apart soon after it was signed. More than 1.3 million people have fled their homes because of the violence. Many See SUDAN, page A-9

Haitian missionary killed in home TRENTON DANIEL Associated Press

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti — Members of a church in Haiti said on Saturday that an American missionary slain in his home this week was well liked and called on police to find his killer. George Knoop, 77, was stabbed multiple times Tuesday afternoon in the Delmas section of Haiti’s capital. The

missionary from Chicago was alone at the time and apparently knew his assailant, according to friends and police. Detectives have taken two statements, but no arrests have been made in the case and the motive for Knoop’s murder is still not known, said John Munsell, chairman of the board for the Quisqueya Chapel in Haiti where Knoop worked. “We’re definitely wanting this person to be found and

brought to justice,” said Munsell. The Quisqueya Chapel is a non-denominational and evangelical church. After he was stabbed, Knoop called a security guard who worked at the church and cried for help. Munsell said Knoop may have called the guard because it was the first number he could reach in his cellphone. Church members then went to Knoop’s home, a two-minute drive away, and he was found

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nity says that if residents don’t return home this month and plant crops before the rains truly set in the country will have no food to eat. “Hunger and malnutrition are already widespread. If this planting window is missed, there will be a real risk of famine. That is why we are calling for 30 days of tranquility backed by both sides. I am troubled by the accusations by both sides of breaches of the cease-fire already,” Ban told the Security Council. Ban says South Sudan still needs $781 million for aid operations this year. A donor conference is being held in Norway in one week. Violence has upturned the rhythm of daily life. Residents showed an Associated Press reporter how garbage and corpses fill one of Leer’s communal wells. Myabani Nhial, a mother of 10, traded food staples like sorghum before the fighting broke out. Although her home and grain store has been reduced to a burned-out shell, she keeps returning to it in the hope of finding something that might have escaped the looting fighters and their fires. “This was my home,” says Nhial. “It was burned by the soldiers. They killed three of my children and they took all the sorghum and whatever we had in our house. Now we are left to die without any food, water or shelter. They have taken away everything.”

have spent months living in what people in this part of the world refer to as “the bush,” the untamed wild where dirty water and disease lie in wait. People who fled Leer, a the town of 20,000 in Unity state, are just starting to return to their homes, many of which are burned out or looted. Seasonal rains are starting to pour down, leaving families without a roof to cram in with neighbors or rough it in the rain. “To be living in a place where you don’t even have a roof is awful,” said Sarah Maynard, a Doctors Without Borders project coordinator. “With the rains coming it will only get worse. People need help here.” Doctors Without Borders re-opened its clinic doors last Thursday to a flood of residents seeking help for malaria, measles, diarrhea, respiratory tract infections — and hunger. The group screened 600 children and found 50 faced the most dire level of malnutrition. Nyagaaw Biel Dhoar brought 2-year-old son Jacob Rit Wadaar to the clinic in the hopes that the medical personnel could save him. She tried to keep breastfeeding him as he lay dying in her arms, but it was too late. Jacob died the next morning. World leaders like the U.N. secretary-general and U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry both Associated Press reporter worked to get Kiir and Machar Jason Straziuso in Nairobi, Keto agree to the latest cease-fire nya contributed to this report. in part because the aid commu-

Next Indian PM does victory lap

NEW DELHI (AP) — Thousands of people welcomed India’s next prime minister in the capital on Saturday after he led his party to a resounding election victory, with Narendra Modi flashing a victory sign to his cheering supporters and telling them that the win “created a new confidence among people.” Results announced Friday from the weeks-long polls showed that Modi and the Hindu nationalist Bharatiya Janata Party had won the most decisive election victory India has seen in three decades, sweeping the long-dominant Congress party from power. On Saturday, Modi was greeted by roaring crowds outside the BJP’s headquarters in the heart of New Delhi, where

he met with the party’s leadership to discuss forming a new government. The headquarters were festooned with garlands made of marigold flowers and multicolored balloons. Supporters blew conch shells, which traditionally mark the start of most Hindu rituals. As Modi walked toward the office, he was showered with rose petals. In a country where elections usually result in cacophony rather than a single roar, Modi pulled off a mandate of staggering proportions, leaving him unfettered to pursue the agenda of economic revival and development that propelled him to victory. What remains to be seen is how quickly Modi, who has ruled the western state of Gu-

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Al-Jazeera reporter in court LAURA DEAN, Associated Press

CAIRO — Looking thin and weak, an Al-Jazeera journalist held without charges in Egypt vowed Thursday to continue his more than 100-day hunger strike despite being moved to solitary confinement. Arabic service journalist Abdullah Elshamy appeared in court after lawyers representing three Al-Jazeera English reporters abruptly quit their separate trial, accusing the Doha-based network of using the arrest of their staff to tarnish Egypt’s image. Police arrested Elshamy, 26, after security forces broke up a sit-in of supporters of toppled President Mohammed Morsi at an area around Cairo’s Rabaah al-Adawiya mosque Aug. 14, an operation that killed hundreds. Two days after his arrest, prosecutors accused Elshamy of belonging to a banned group, attacking government officials and other acts of violence and sabotage. However, authorities have never charged him with a crime. Elshamy began a hunger strike to protest his detention and in his court appearance Thursday, Elshamy said authorities tried to force feed him tuna after putting him in solitary confinement on Monday.

“They want me to stop the strike,” Elshamy said. He added that a video smuggled out of prison and posted online yesterday in which he describes his arrest and detention in English may also have been part of the reason for the move. Elshamy said he will continue his hunger strike. His family said Elshamy suffers from severe anemia and problems with his kidneys. They’ve asked he be moved out of prison to a hospital. Amnesty International also says authorities have denied him access to a doctor despite repeated requests. In a statement Thursday, Amnesty urged authorities to release the journalist, describing him as a “prisoner of conscience, detained solely for his journalistic work.” Egypt’s military-backed interim government has long accused Qatar-based Al-Jazeera, its Arabic service in particular, as acting as a platform for the outlawed Muslim Brotherhood and supporters of toppled Islamist President Mohammed Morsi. The journalists and the network deny the charges. Amnesty said Elshamy had been beaten by security forces when they transferred him between prisons and police stations. His final destination was Tora prison, where authorities

hold many Brotherhood members and supporters. Interior Ministry spokesman Hani Abdel-Latif told The Associated Press on Wednesday that Elshamy was in the Torah prison complex, but wouldn’t specify which of its five wings. Police arrested the Al-Jazeera English journalists Dec. 29 after police raided a Cairo hotel room they used as an office. Canadian-Egyptian acting bureau chief Mohammed Fahmy, Australian correspondent Peter Greste and Egyptian producer Baher Mohammed face charges of belonging to and aiding a terrorist group, namely the Brotherhood. They also face charges of fabricating footage to undermine Egypt’s national security. At their earlier hearing Thursday, lawyer Farag Fathi stood in front of Judge Mohammed Nagi Shehata to denounce the network. “The Al-Jazeera channel is offending Egypt,” Fathi said. He also claimed the network attributed comments to him on air that he didn’t say. The three lawyers represent both Greste and Mohammed. Their decision to quit raised fears among the journalists it would harm their chances in court. They said the lawyers didn’t warn them ahead of the hearing of their decision.

“What the lawyer did makes us look bad!” Fahmy shouted to journalists from behind bars. “We are very angry with the way this is unfolding!” Prosecutors also said lawyers for the journalists must pay 1.2 million Egyptian pounds — some $170,000 — for copies of the evidence against them, an unusually high amount of money. In a statement Thursday, Al-Jazeera said it continued to work “with a first-class legal team to end this injustice.” “There have been many farcical scenes during the previous seven court hearings, and today was another example,” the statement said. “It is an affront to justice for the prosecution to attempt charging $170,000 for the defense to see the video evidence against them.” In addition to the three journalists, 14 other people are charged in the case. All but nine are being tried in absentia, though one newly arrested defendant attended the trial for the first time Thursday. Other defendants include students who opposed Morsi’s ouster, including a son of a high-ranking leader Mohammed el-Beltagy. The journalists say they have no relationship with the students. Their trial will resume May 22.

China sends ships to Vietnam BEIJING — China on Sunday dispatched five ships to Vietnam to speed up the evacuation of its citizens following deadly anti-Chinese riots over Beijing’s deployment of an oil rig in waters claimed by both countries. The first ship departed Sunday morning from the southern island of Hainan, according to the official Xinhua News Agency. It also said that 16 critically injured Chinese were airlifted from Vietnam early Sunday aboard a chartered medical flight. More than 3,000 Chinese have already been pulled out from Vietnam following the riots this past week that left two

Chinese dead and injured about 100 others, the Foreign Ministry said in a statement. Vietnam has protested China’s positioning of the oil rig in the South China Sea on May 1 and sent ships to confront China’s vessels, setting off a tense standoff. After allowing antiChina protests last weekend, Vietnam’s authorities quickly clamped down on further demonstrations after the public anger against China boiled over into riots, the most serious to hit Vietnam in years. Dozens of factories close to southern Ho Chi Minh City were trashed. In central Vietnam, a 1,000-strong mob

stormed a steel mill, killing two Chinese workers and wounding hundreds more. Along with the Chinese, hundreds of Taiwanese people have fled the country by land and air. China’s Foreign Ministry said that officials were arranging to bring back the staff of the Chinese building contractor that was stormed by mobs in Ha Tinh province. Vietnam’s Prime Minister Nguyen Tan Dung on Saturday ordered a stop to anti-China protests. In the capital, Hanoi, on Sunday, police pushed away a handful of protesters and journalists in front of the Chinese

Embassy, where a rally last weekend drew thousands. Security was also tight in Ho Chi Minh City. The message appears to represent a shift in government policy regarding the anti-China protests. Vietnam’s ruling Communist Party worries that nationalist and dissident groups, which are also demanding basic democratic reforms, might challenge its grip on power.

jarat since 2001, can match the enormous expectations he has created in an electorate that is hungry for change. “One might envy Narendra Modi his awesome electoral victory yesterday. But the challenges he faces as India’s 17th prime minister are scarcely enviable,” Mohan Guruswamy, an

economist long associated with the BJP, wrote in The Citizen, an online journal. For most of the past two years, Modi, 63, has worked relentlessly to market himself as the one leader capable of

waking this nation of 1.2 billion from its economic slumber, while trying to shake off allegations that he looked the other way amid communal riots in his home state in 2002 that killed 1,000 people, most

of them Muslims. On Saturday, as thousands of people cheered and danced in the streets to welcome him to the capital, it was clear that Modi had managed to win the confidence of a large number of Indians.

Associated Press writer Chris Brummitt in Hanoi, Vietnam, contributed to this report.

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Turkish miner who survived says company to blame In worst coal mining disaster in the country’s history, 301 died after area flooded with smoke, gas DESMOND BUTLER Associated Press

SAVASTEPE, Turkey — Miner Erdal Bicak believes he knows why so many of his colleagues died in Turkey’s worst mining disaster: company negligence. And he knows one other thing — he’s never going back down any mine again. Bicak, 24, had just ended his shift Tuesday and was making his way to the surface when managers ordered him to retreat because of a problem in the Soma coal mine in western Turkey. Workers gathered in one area to hastily put on gas masks. “The company is guilty,” Bicak told The Associated Press, adding that managers had machines that measure methane gas levels. “The new gas levels had gotten too high and they didn’t tell us in time.” The miner also said government safety inspectors never visited the lower reaches of the Soma mine and have no idea of how bad conditions get. Government and mining officials have insisted, however, that the disaster that killed 301 workers was not due to negligence and the mine was inspected regularly. Akin Celik, the Soma mine’s

operations manager, has said thick smoke from the underground fire killed many miners who had no gas masks. High levels of carbon dioxide and carbon monoxide have also been a problem for rescue workers as well. Bicak, whose leg was badly injured and in a cast, recounted his miraculous escape late Friday while at a candle-lit vigil for Soma victims in the town square of nearby Savastepe. On Saturday, rescue workers retrieved the bodies of the last two miners missing in the disaster, putting the death toll at 301, Energy Minister Taner Yildiz said. He said 485 miners escaped or were rescued. “Until today we had focused on search and rescue efforts. Now we will be focusing on investigations, on what will happen about production,” Yildiz said. “The true cause of the accident will be assessed ... through different dimensions,” he added. “There will be lessons to draw for the mining world.” Public anger has surged in the wake of the Soma coal mine fire. Police used tear gas and water cannon Friday to disperse protesters in Soma who were demanding that Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan’s gov-

AP Photo/Emrah Gurel

Miner Erdal Bicak, center, speaks to journalists as he joined fellow miners and their family members to commemorate the Soma mine accident victims and protest the government’s labor policy in Savastepe , Turkey, late Friday. Public anger has surged in the wake of the Soma coal mine inferno that killed at least 299 miners.

ernment resign. On Saturday, police increased security in Soma to prevent new protests and detained lawyers who scuffled with police after objecting to identity checks, NTV television reported. The lawyers came to offer legal advice to the victims. In Istanbul, police using their shields and batons pushed back a small group of protesters trying to leave some coal near a monument at the city’s main

square, Taksim, in a show of solidarity with the Soma victims, the Dogan news agency reported. Police then used tear gas and water cannon on dozens of other protesters at Taksim and against demonstrators in Ankara, the capital. Recalling his ordeal, Bicak said he ended up about a kilometer (.6 miles) underground with 150 people Tuesday afternoon when he heard an explosion. He said they were

given old oxygen masks that he thought hadn’t been checked in many years. Bicak and a close friend tried to make their way to an exit, but the smoke was thick. The path was narrow and steep, with ceilings so low the miners couldn’t stand up, making it difficult to leave quickly. He and his friend took turns slapping each other to stay conscious. “I told my friend ‘I can’t go on. Leave me here. I’m going to die,’” Bicak said. But his friend said to him, “’No, we’re getting out of here.’” Bicak eventually made it out of the mine with his friend — by then lapsing in and out of consciousness. He said he lost many friends and out of the 150 miners he was working with, only 15 made it out alive. Company officials have claimed safety standards were high, that there were gas sensors at “50 locations” and that all employees were provided gas masks. “We have brought (the mine) to the level of one of the most advanced mines in Turkey regarding safety,” Alp Gurkan, chairman of Soma Holding, told reporters at a news conference in Soma on Friday. The Milliyet newspaper said

Saturday it saw a preliminary report by a mine safety expert who went into the Soma mine that suggested smoldering coal caused the mine’s roof to collapse. The report said the tunnel’s support beams were made of wood, not metal, and there were not enough carbon monoxide sensors. Labor Minister Faruk Celik said investigations have been launched by both prosecutors and officials but “there is no report that has emerged yet.” Bicak said the last inspection at the Soma mine was six months ago. He said mine managers know that government inspectors only visit the top 100 meters (yards) of the mine, so they just clean up that part and the inspectors never see the narrow, steep, cramped sections below. Mine owners are tipped off up to a week before an inspection, said Ozgur Ozel, an opposition lawmaker from the Soma region who has criticized the government for not adopting the International Labor Organization’s convention on mine safety. Bicak says his mining career is now over. “I’m not going to be a miner anymore. God gave me a chance and now I’m done.”

Peninsula Clarion, Sunday, May 18, 2014

gold flowers and multicolored balloons. Supporters blew conch shells, which traditionally mark the start of most Hindu rituals. As Modi walked toward the office, he was showered with rose Eastern Ukrainians rap Kiev in 2nd round of petals. In a country where elections usually result in cacophony rather than a single roar, Modi pulled off a mandate of staggering European-brokered talks to resolve crisis proportions, leaving him unfettered to pursue the agenda of ecoKIEV, Ukraine (AP) — Lawmakers and officials from east- nomic revival and development that propelled him to victory. ern Ukraine on Saturday poured criticism on the fledging central government, accusing it of ignoring legitimate grievances of the regions which have been overrun by pro-Russia militia fighting Vietnam clamps down on anti-China protests for independence. HANOI, Vietnam (AP) — Vietnamese authorities have forcOne eastern leader said last weekend’s unofficial referendum ibly broken up small protests against China in two cities. in favor of independence “expressed the will of the people.” Witnesses in southern Ho Chi Minh City say police dragged The criticism came in the second round of European-brokered away several demonstrators from a park in the city center. China talks intended to resolve the country’s worst crisis since the fall of deployed an oil rig to the disputed South China Sea on May 1, the Soviet Union in 1991. triggering fury in Vietnam. Last Sunday, the authoritarian governUkraine’s caretaker government came to power in February ment allowed protests as way of registering its anger at China. following the ouster of Kremlin-friendly President Viktor Yanukovych after months of protests in Kiev. Moscow and many in Libyan military bans Benghazi flights after Ukraine’s east have accused the new government of intending to attack trample the rights of eastern Ukraine’s Russian-speakers. On Saturday, politicians from the east implored the governTRIPOLI, Libya (AP) — Libya’s military banned flights Satment to believe that — apart from the pro-Russia gunmen — a urday over the eastern city of Benghazi, a day after troops loyal to large sector of the population had lost hope in the interim admin- a rogue general attacked Islamist militias in violence that killed istration in Kiev. 51 people, authorities and medical officials said.

World News in Brief

The North African nation’s weak central government already described the offensive Friday by Gen. Khalifa Hifter, which included military air support, as tantamount to a “coup.” And as BANGKOK (AP) — A military plane carrying senior Lao militiamen reported a separate helicopter attack on one of their government officials crashed Saturday in a wooded area as it apbases Saturday, the violence again showed how precarious govproached an airport in the country’s northeast, killing at least five people, including the defense minister and other high-ranking members of the authoritarian country’s ruling party. Lao National Television showed video of the mangled wreckage of the plane, with smoke rising from its badly charred remains. The footage showed rescuers pulling away pieces of aircraft debris and trying to dig through the remaining fuselage with shovels, as medical crews stood by watching. About 18 people were believed to be on board the plane, which left Vientiane, Laos’ capital, early Saturday morning to bring the group to an official ceremony in Xiangkhoung province, about 470 kilometers (290 miles) away, said Thai Foreign Ministry spokesman Sek Wannamethee. Earlier reports had said about 20 people were on board. The Ukrainian-made Antonov AN-74TK-300 crashed in Xiangkhoung’s Pek district, where authorities were “helping to rescue the survivors,” according to Lao state news agency KPL, which cited an announcement from the Prime Minister’s Office. The brief official statement did not say how many people had died in the crash or survived. Among those confirmed killed were Defense Minister Douangchay Phichit and his wife, said Nipat Thonglek, the Thai Defense Ministry’s permanent secretary.

5 dead in plane crash in Laos

After landslide win, India’s next prime minister begins victory lap, looks to challenges ahead

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ernment control remains after the 2011 civil war that toppled dictator Moammar Gadhafi. In a statement, the Libyan military’s central command said it will target any military aircraft flying over Benghazi, where the country’s uprising against Gadhafi began. The city’s airport remained closed Saturday for a second day, though stores reopened. Despite government warnings, Hifter vowed to press on with his campaign in Benghazi to restore security, charging that the current interim Cabinet has no mandate. In comments to the press aired on television, Hifter said: “Today is the start of a national battle. It is not a coup, it is not a quest for authority.” He added: “All Libyan blood is sacred but the terrorism and its servants wanted a battle.” But riots on Tuesday and Wednesday that left two Chinese nationals dead and scores of factories trashed damaged investor confidence and spooked the government, which keeps a tight grip on society.

North Korea reports ‘serious’ building accident PYONGYANG, North Korea (AP) — North Korea said a “serious” accident last week at a construction site in the capital, Pyongyang, claimed casualties and triggered a major rescue operation but no death toll was mentioned. The accident was reported Sunday morning by the official Korean Central News Agency. The report said it occurred in Phyongchon district on Tuesday “as the construction of an apartment house was not done properly and officials supervised and controlled it in an irresponsible manner.” According to the KCNA report, the rescue operation ended Saturday and officials apologized to bereaved families and district residents.

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AccuWeather 5-day forecast for Kenai-Soldotna

Barrow 28/20

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Tuesday

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Thursday

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7:13 a.m. (21.5) 8:21 p.m. (19.6)

2:14 a.m. (1.6) 2:46 p.m. (-3.3)

6:00 a.m. (20.8) 7:08 p.m. (18.9)

12:23 a.m. (1.7) 12:55 p.m. (-3.2)

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5:19 a.m. (19.6) 6:27 p.m. (17.7)

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3:54 a.m. (11.6) 5:16 p.m. (9.2)

10:46 a.m. (-2.4) 10:56 p.m. (2.3)

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9:49 a.m. (31.1) 11:11 p.m. (29.5)

4:54 a.m. (4.4) 5:23 p.m. (-1.7)

Kenai City Dock

First Second Deep Creek

Mostly sunny with a passing shower

A full day of sunshine

Hi: 62 Lo: 38

Hi: 59 Lo: 31

Hi: 59 Lo: 36

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Daylight

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Fairbanks 55/36

Today Hi/Lo/W 36/22/s 54/26/sh 57/48/sh 42/28/s 56/34/sh 53/34/c 63/41/s 59/44/pc 30/14/sn 44/36/c 63/46/s 53/46/sh 63/46/s 62/37/s 52/24/sh 50/35/sh 39/24/s 59/44/pc 62/41/pc 64/48/s 64/41/pc 57/45/c

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Kenai/ Soldotna 62/38 Seward 63/46 Homer 59/35

Talkeetna 62/37 Glennallen 58/33

Precipitation

From the Peninsula Clarion in Kenai

24 hours through 4 p.m. yest. 0.00" Month to date ........................... 0.40" Normal month to date ............. 0.45" Year to date .............................. 3.31" Normal year to date ................. 3.52" Record today ................. 0.22" (1994) Record for May ............. 2.77" (1966) Record for year ............ 27.09" (1963)

Anchorage 63/46

Bethel 52/29

Valdez Kenai/ 59/44 Soldotna Homer

Dillingham 55/35

Juneau 66/46

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Kodiak 61/41

Sitka 53/46

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Ketchikan 59/48

78 at Seward 28 at Savoonga

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A band of rain will spread from the Tennessee Valley to the Carolinas today, while strong thunderstorms threaten the northern High Plains. Showers and thunderstorm will keep the Northwest unsettled.

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Ostrander breaks 2 records Kenai Central junior sets new marks in 1,600, 3,200 By JEREMIAH BARTZ Mat-Su Valley Frontiersman

PALMER — Last week Kenai Central junior Allie Ostrander dominated the distance events, winning three separate events, during the Kenai Peninsula Borough championships just mere hours after helping the Kardinals girls soccer team score a win over Wasilla. That’s 80 minutes of soccer, and victories in the 800, 1,600 and 3,200 meter runs. So what happens when a rested Ostrander races? Records fall. Ostrander, taking the weekend off from the soccer team, posted a blazing time of 10 minutes and 17 seconds to win the 3,200 meters during the first day of the Region III Championships in Palmer. “It was a good race for me,” Ostrander said after the event. “I haven’t raced in a 3,200 on fresh legs in almost a month. It

was awesome to get out there and feel good.” On Saturday, Ostrander raced to a new Region III record in the girls 1,600 with a run of 4:54.52. The time also bettered the current state record set in 2003, but official state records can only be set at the state meet. Ostrander’s 3,200 time of 10:17 is a new Region III record in the event, besting the time of 10:25.74 Ostrander set last year. The state record is 10:37.7. “My coach said he wanted me to get at least a 10:20 and feel good, and not kill myself,” Ostrander said. In her typical fashion, Ostrander needed little time to distance herself from a field that included three of the state’s top six 4A runners in the 3,200. Ostrander passed the midway mark in the event just past the five-minute mark, and the clock hit 9:01 as she entered the final lap of the race. Ostrander also lapped 13 of the other

Kenai junior Allie Ostrander sets a new Region III record in the girls’ 3,200 meters with a time of 10 minutes and 17 seconds during the first day of the region championships Friday at Palmer High School. Ostrander broke the old mark she set last year, a time of 10:25.

15 runners in the race. Runner-up Alex Mathis of Wasilla and Olivia Hutchings of Soldotna, who finished third, were the only runners who managed to avoid being lapped by Ostrander. Ostrander finished more than a minute ahead of Mathis (11:32), two minutes ahead of the seventh finisher in the race, and nearly four minutes ahead of the 16th runner. The only thing more blazing than Ostrander may have been the sun high above Palmer High School’s Machetanz Field. Temperatures hovered in the 70s during the long distance races. “This is a little hot,” Ostrander said. “Usually 55 to 60 is my preferred temperature. The wind was a little strong on the homestretch. But you can’t control the weather. Everyone runs in the same conditions.” In the team standings, the Colony girls won the Region III title with a big 173 points. The Soldotna girls finished

Photo by Jeremiah Bartz/Frontiersman

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Perfect finish

A split for SoHi

Stars nip Kards to finish 12-0; Kenai boys roll

Girls cruise vs. Grace, boys drop close one

By JOEY KLECKA Peninsula Clarion

By JEFF HELMINIAK Peninsula Clarion

It took a full 80 minutes to break through, but the relentless Soldotna girls soccer squad scored a 1-0 victory over rival Kenai Central to complete a perfect regular season Saturday afternoon at Soldotna High School. Under a scorching summer sun, the Stars finished their season at 12-0 overall and earned the top seed for the Northern Lights Conference tournament. The Kardinals ended 6-3-1 and will be seeded second. “I don’t know if that’s what we strive to do in the regular season,” said SoHi coach Jimmy Love, downplaying the perfect mark. “I think the goal is you need to get better from one game to the next, culminating with the region and state tournament.” Between the searing heat and the pressure of triumphing in a game that both teams wanted so badly to win, an epic struggle to score played out for the duration of the match. Soldotna controlled most of the game, taking a total of 20 shots (unofficially) on goal compared to just one from Kenai, and getting seven corner kicks to Kenai’s one. It made for a busy day for Kenai goaltender Alli Steinbeck. “She made some amazing saves,” said Kenai coach Dan Verkuilen. “It comes down to when a team plays as a team and with heart and passion, even if you dominate us, we can hang on longer.” With two minutes left in the first half, Soldotna’s Olivia Conradi had a header past Steinbeck disallowed for being offsides. The intensity picked up in the second half, as both Conradi and Kenai’s Heidi Perkins were charged with yellow cards two minutes apart for rough play. In the 69th minute, Steinbeck scrambled to save two rebound shots that came after a Sol-

In Northern Lights Conference play at Soldotna on Friday, soccer showed it is a game that can be decided by one unfortunate bounce or one dominant performance. The girls contest against Grace Christian saw Kylee Wolfe notch three goals and an assist as the Stars cruised to a 5-0 win and 11-0 overall record. In the boys game, the Grizzlies squeezed out a 2-1 win when an awkward bounce with less than 10 minutes to play resulted in a hand ball, a penalty kick and the game-winner. The SoHi girls remained perfect because the Grizzlies were unable to keep the Wolfes at bay. In addition to Kylee’s heroics, Alyssa Wolfe, Kylee’s sister, was able to notch a pair of goals. Soldotna coach Jimmy Love said he knew coming into the game that Grace’s formation would leave Soldotna some space on the outside. “We wanted to get the ball outside to Kylee and (Kelci) Benson,” Love said. Just five minutes into the game, Skylar Shaw found Kylee on the outside, and her cross to Alyssa was banged into the back of the net. In the 11th minute, the SoHi coaches started begging the Stars to switch fields to Kylee. When Delaney Love did switch the field, Kylee promptly carried the ball into the box and made it 2-0. Love said the nice thing about his team is there are a number of players, like Julie Litchfield, that can have dominant performances that decide games. “Kylee is this quiet killer,” Love said. “Julie is loud and demands the ball, but Kylee doesn’t do that, and somehow the ball always ends up at her feet.” In the 30th minute, Olivia Conradi got the ball to Kylee again, and she rocketed a shot

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Photo by Kelly Sullivan/Peninsula Clarion

Soldotna’s Kylee Wolfe shields the ball from Kenai Central’s Heidi Perkins on Saturday in Northern Lights Conference action at Soldotna High School.

Nikiski soccer sweeps Skyview

Soldotna softball gets past Wasilla Staff report

By JOEY KLECKA Peninsula Clarion

One team walked off the soccer pitch Friday evening at Skyview High School with their heads held high knowing they had clinched a spot at the Northern Lights Conference soccer tournament next weekend. The other? They dejectedly left with only one goal in mind. Win Saturday’s final regular season match, the final one in school history. The Nikiski boys got the better of Skyview in a 1-0 game that resulted in the Bulldogs clinching the fourth seed in the Northern Lights Conference southern division standings. Nikiski bumped its record up to 2-2-1 in the NLC Southern Division (5-5-1 overall). The Skyview boys are 1-3 in the NLC Southern Division, and 2-8 overall with one game to go. “I think it’s great,” said Ni-

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kiski coach Jim Coburn, “We have a lot of sophomores and freshman, a lot of kids on the team and only three seniors, and any time we make it to regions with a school of our size, it’s awesome.” Skyview coach Jake Eveland, a former Nikiski assistant and student under Coburn, maintained a light atmosphere on the sidelines with jokes and jabs against the Bulldogs coaching crew during the game, but once the final minutes slipped away, reality set in. “It was pretty rough,” Eveland said. “These kids dug deep, and they’re pretty upset right now. Their one goal was to make it to regions, and it’s unfortunate that didn’t happen. “But I told them that in the long run, it’s about being a good person.” After a gritty tussle all game long that saw both sides produce opportunities on goal, Photo by Rashah McChesney/Peninsula Clarion Nikiski finally struck gold in Nikiski’s Hunter Halloway takes off with Skyview in hot pursuit See KICK, page B-4 Friday at Skyview High School. C

The host Soldotna softball team lost 12-1 to Colony in five innings Friday before defeating Wasilla 8-6 on Saturday. On Friday, Ila Cobb led the Stars by going 2 for 2 with the only RBI. Serena Prior had eight strikeouts on the mound. “She pitched well, there are just certain games where they’re going to hit the ball,” said SoHi coach Kelli Knoebel, whose team is now 5-5. Saturday, Prior had six strikeouts to notch the win. SoHi trailed 4-3 entering the bottom of the sixth, but pushed five across the plate. “It was great to see the kids rally around each other,” Knoebel said. “It was a test of their character. I’m honored to be their coach.” Amber McDonald was 2 for 4 for SoHi, while Prior was 3 for 4 with four RBIs and Kenley Kingrey was 2 for 3 with two RBIs. Skyview takes two from

Eagle River The Skyview softball team swept Eagle River on Saturday in Homer. The Panthers won 12-5 in six innings and 12-4 in five innings to improve to 4-6 overall. Sam Reynolds pitched both contests to pick up a pair of wins. In the first game, she struck out seven, walked one and gave up three hits. In the second game, she struck out six, walked two and gave up three hits. “She pitched much better than she did against Homer or against Kodiak,” Skyview coach Steve Schoessler said. “She was a lot more solid.” In the first game, freshman Renee Hinz, just called up to varsity, was 3 for 4 with a run. Cat Schoessler was 2 for 4 while Victoria Oberts, Mykaela Rybak and Meghan Ussing had hits. “We kind of started off slow,” Schoessler said. “We brought it together in the fourth inning See BALL, page B-3

B-2 Peninsula Clarion, Sunday, May 18, 2014

California Chrome wins again BETH HARRIS AP Racing Writer

BALTIMORE — California Chrome repelled one challenger and then put away another in the stretch to win the Preakness on Saturday, setting up a Triple Crown try in three weeks. The chestnut colt with four white feet will attempt to sweep the Kentucky Derby, Preakness and Belmont Stakes, something that hasn’t been done since Affirmed in 1978. Since then, 12 horses have won the first two legs and failed to complete the sweep; the last was I’ll Have Another, who was scratched on the eve of the Belmont two years ago. Maybe the horse with the

modest pedigree and average Joe owners is the one. California Chrome defeated Ride On Curlin by 1 ½ lengths at Pimlico, covering 1 3/16 miles in 1:54.84. He’s now won six straight races by a combined 27 ½ lengths for 77-year-old trainer Art Sherman. “You have to have a very good horse to win these three races,” Sherman said. “I’m hoping I’ve got one right now.” California Chrome’s co-owner Steve Coburn shed tears after his colt crossed the finish line, dabbing them away with a blueand-white bandanna. “I don’t mean to be bold or cocky or arrogant,” Coburn said. “I saw this baby when he was a day old, I told my wife,

“Carolyn, this horse is going to do something big. I don’t know what it is, but we’re going to stay in the game to make sure this colt gets to be the best that he can be.’” Quite a statement from a guy with a one-horse stable. Coburn and partner Perry Martin bred an $8,000 mare to a $2,500 stallion to produce California Chrome. Based on the colt’s humble breeding, he probably shouldn’t be on the verge of making history. His mother, named Love the Chase, won just one race. The owners were long shots to get this far, too. Coburn and Martin named their operation DAP Racing, which stands for Dumb Ass

Partners. Their silks include an image of a donkey. Coburn and Perry who live on each side of the California-Nevada border get up early for their jobs — Coburn working as a press operator and Martin running a lab that tests high-reliability equipment. “We just hope that this horse is letting America know that the little guy can win,” Coburn said. Sent off as the overwhelming favorite by a record crowd of 123,469 on a sunny and cool day, California Chrome bounced out of the gate running, with jockey Victor Espinoza moving the colt into the clear. Pablo Del Monte, a 34-1 shot, charged to the lead and was soon joined by filly Ria Antonia.

Scoreboard Portland 1 3 7 10 16 19 Los Angeles 2 3 3 9 8 7 NOTE: Three points for victory, one point for tie.

Hockey NHL Playoffs SECOND ROUND Friday, May 16 Los Angeles 6, Anaheim 2, Los Angeles wins series 4-3 CONFERENCE FINALS (Best-of-7; x-if necessary) Saturday, May 17 N.Y. Rangers 7, Montreal 2, N.Y. Rangers leads series 1-0 Sunday, May 18 Los Angeles at Chicago, 11 a.m. Monday, May 19 NY Rangers at Montreal, 4 p.m. All Times ADT

Basketball NBA Playoffs CONFERENCE FINALS (Best-of-7; x-if necessary) Sunday, May 18 Miami at Indiana, 11:30 a.m. Monday, May 19 Oklahoma City at San Antonio, 5 p.m. All Times ADT

WNBA Standings EASTERN CONFERENCE W Atlanta 2 Chicago 2 New York 1 Connecticut 0 Washington 0 Indiana 0

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Soccer MLS Standings EASTERN CONFERENCE W New England 6 S. Kansas City 5 Houston 5 D.C. 4 New York 3 Columbus 3 Toronto FC 4 Philadelphia 2 Chicago 1 Montreal 1

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Baseball AL Standings

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Transactions BASEBALL American League BOSTON RED SOX — Placed 3B Will Middlebrooks on the 15-day DL. Recalled INF Brock Holt from Pawtucket (IL). CLEVELAND INDIANS — Recalled LHP T.J. House from Columbus (IL). Optioned RHP C.C. Lee to Columbus. HOUSTON ASTROS — Signed RHP Kyle Farnsworth. Optioned RHP Paul Clemens to Oklahoma City (PCL). National League ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS — Named Tony La Russa chief baseball officer. SAN DIEGO PADREW — Placed RHP Andrew Cashner on the 15-day DL. Recalled RHP Kevin Quackenbush from El Paso (PCL). FOOTBALL National Football League BALTIMORE RAVENS — Signed DT Timmy Jernigan and DE Brent Urban to four-year contracts. BUFFALO BILLS — Signed LB Preston Brown. DETROIT LIONS — Signed CB Nevin Lawson and WR TJ Jones to four-year contracts. JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS — Signed S Jerome Junior and RB Beau Blankenship. NEW ORLEANS SAINTS — Signed CB Stanley Jean-Baptiste to a four-year contract. COLLEGE SOUTH CAROLINA — Named Mark Bernardino associate head swimming and diving coach.

Kenai, SoHi baseball have tough Valley trip Staff report

The Wasilla Warriors baseball team improved to 10-0 with a 13-3 win over Soldotna on Saturday afternoon in Wasilla in Northern Lights Conference play. Jeffrey Forster and Blake Carricaburu each drove in three runs to help the Warriors stay undefeated. Forster finished 2 for 3, with two runs and three RBIs. Carricaburu was 2 for 2, with three RBIs and another scored. Tyler Hansen added two runs, two hits and two RBIs for the Warriors. Wasilla took an early 2-0 lead in the first inning and added five runs in the second. Soldotna climbed back in the fourth, but Wasilla answered back with six runs in the bottom of the inning. Wasilla 10, Kenai 0 The Kardinals fell to 2-4 in the NLC and 2-4 overall with the Friday loss to the host Warriors. The game was called after six innings due to the mercy rule. Tyler Hansen kept the Kards off the board, allowing just three hits. “Their pitcher did a great job keeping us off-balance,” Kenai coach John Kennedy said. “He was a left-hander, and we don’t see that unless we come to the Valley.” Connor Jones was 1 for 1 for Kenai, while Dallas Pierren had a double in three trips to the plate and Paul Steffensen also was 1 for 3. “We’re just not hitting the baseball, and when we do we hit it right at somebody,” Kennedy said. “We’re not getting the breaks other teams are getting.” Miles Jones took the loss on the mound. Kennedy said he did a good job, but that five of his 10 runs were unearned.

Colony 10, Kenai 0 The Kards fell to 2-5 overall and in the league in losing at Colony. Once again, Kenai got just three hits. “Right now our offense is

just lacking,” Kennedy said. “There’s not much you can do when you’re only getting three hits in a game.” Dallas Pierren took the loss on the mound, but Kennedy said the pitching has actually been good. “The frustrating thing is we’re having to get more outs than we should,” Kennedy said. “When we make an error, it costs us runs.” Miles Jones had a hit for Kenai, while Isaac Mese had his first hit of the season.

Colony 7, Soldotna 1 The host Knights scored seven unanswered runs to top the Stars on Friday in NLC action. SoHi took an early 1-0 lead, but Ben Ross shut the Stars down the rest of the way, allowing four hits and no earned runs in posting a complete game. Justice Miller was 2 for 3 with an RBI for SoHi, while Calvin Hills scored the lone run.

Homer 10, Palmer 8 The visiting Mariners scored seven runs in the top of the seventh inning to pull out an NLC victory on Friday. Wylie Donich pitched all seven innings for the win, and only four of his runs were earned. On offense, Brandon Beachy had a double and two singles, Nahoa Jette had a double and a single, and Greg Smith and Kyle Johnson each added twoRBI singles. “The seven, eight and nine hitters supplied most of the hits, so that was nice,” Homer coach Mark Putney said.

Homer 12, Houston 8 The visiting Mariners improved to 3-6 overall and 2-3 in the league with the NLC victory. “We played a pretty strong game until the last inning, when we let a few runs in on some bone-headed plays,” Putney said. Beachy pitched six innings for the win, while Jette pitched the last inning. Tommy Bowe had a home run, double and single, while Owen Delehanty had a double and Patrick Rainwater had two hits.

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runner-up with 119 points, and Kenai was a further 10 back. The Colony boys gave the Knights a clean sweep with 152 points, followed by runner-up Kodiak with 143. Kenai finished third in the team standings with 88 points. Ostrander also won the girls 800 meters Saturday with a 2:15.95, leading a pair of Soldotna runners home to the finish. Both Olivia Hutchings and Dani McCormick set personal bests to claim second and third. Hutchings ran 2:18.06 and McCormick 2:18.81. Ostrander was one of a handful of Peninsula athletes to earn top spots during the first day of the meet. Soldotna senior Makayla Wong won the girls discus with a throw of 110 feet, 8 inches. Seward’s Laura Kromrey was the top 3A thrower in the girls discus, with a toss of 99—10. On the boys’ side, Nikiski sophomore Luke Johnson edged classmate Asa Quimby by a half-inch in the 3A shot put. Johnson finished with a mark of 44—8.5, just ahead of Quimby’s throw of 44—8. The Soldotna girls claimed a handful of impressive relay victories, grabbing gold in the 800-meter, 1,600-meter and 3,200-meter relays. The Kenai brothers of Jonah and Jordan Theisen added to Kenai’s points tally with second- and third-place finishes in the 1,600 and 3,200. Jonah got the better of his brother both times, but couldn’t top Kodiak’s Levi Thomet. Kenai freshman Josh Jackman won gold in the boys 110-meter hurdles with a race of 16.75 seconds. The Kenai girls 400-meter relay team also claimed the win with a run of 53.07 seconds. The team consisted of Beverly Schindler, Brittany Bucho, Kiana Harding and Kyla Whannell. On the 3A level, the Homer girls relay teams claimed gold in

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and scored four runs. The defense stepped up and started making some plays.” In the second game, Reynolds was 3 for 3 with three runs, Hesse Lynn was 2 for 3 with three runs and two RBIs, Oberts was 3 for 3 with a run, and Schoessler and Marina Rodriguez had hits. Freshman Alicia McLelland also had a run in her first game. “We kind of carried on with the solid play we had at the end of the first game,” Schoessler said. Wasilla 21, Kenai 0 The Kardinals committed an “atrocious amount of errors,” according to Kenai coach Mark King, Friday against the Warriors in four innings of action. “It was error after error for the entire game,” King said. King said he stopped counting after 10 mistakes. Alyson Quartly pitched the entire game for Kenai. Shannon Evans hit 1 for 2 to lead the Kards.

the 1,600-meter and 3,200-meter races, and some of the members stood out in the individual races too. Molly Mitchell won both the girls 1,600 and 3,200 meters and teammate Aurora Waclawski won the girls 800. Skyview’s Micah Hilbish took the win in the boys 800 with a time of 2:03.86, then joined Logan Hemphill, Coltin Yancey and Sky Schlung in the boys 1,600-meter winning relay team that ran 3:39.90. The same team also won the 3,200-meter relay with the exception of Brenner Musgrave replacing Schlung. That group won with a time of 8:38.76. Seward’s Tannen Berry led teammate Nick Zweifel across the line to win the boys 110-meter hurdles in a time of 17.95 seconds, then finished second to Homer’s Connor Seay in the 300-meter hurdles. Seay won in 43.80 seconds, which was .06 quicker than Berry. Winners automatically qualify for state. Others can qualify based on time. Region II Championships

Seldovia’s Souleymane Sidibe took the gold in the boys 110-meter hurdles, winning in a time of 21.40 seconds. Teammate Devin Chissus finished second. The Seldovia boys team of Calem Collier, Dylan Waterbury, Austin Crosby and Aidan Philpot took first place in the 800-meter relay with a time of 1:45.26, while CIA finished second. Collier also won the boys triple jump at 36 feet, 2-1/2 inches, better than the 35 feet, 8-3/4 inches that second-place Timmy Smithwick put up for CIA. Ninilchik’s Tyler Thorne finished second in both the boys 1,600 and 3,200. All winners automatically qualify for the state meet next weekend. Other athletes may qualify based on times. The Peninsula Clarion staff contributed to this report. Region III Championships

Friday-Saturday, Palmer High School 4A girls team scores 1. Colony 173; 2. Soldotna 119; 3. Kenai 109; 4. Wasilla 60; 5. Kodiak 40; 6. Palmer 23. 4A boys team scores

Cook Inlet Academy’s Madison Orth left her mark on the Region II track and field championships with a sweep of the girls hurdling events, gold in the triple jump and second place in the long jump. Orth won the 100-meter hurdles with a time of 17.10 seconds, and the 300-meter hurdles in 50.51. In the triple jump, Orth reached 33 feet, 1-3/4 inches, and in the long jump, reached 15 feet, 2 inches to grab silver. CIA also took the victory in the boys 400-meter sprint relay with a time of 51.35 seconds. The team consisted of Riley Smithwick, Seth Davey, Brady Hammond and Noah Leaf. Zach Taplin of CIA won the boys discus toss with a throw of 137 feet, 9 inches, more than 20 feet farther than second place. Taplin also took second in the boys shot put with a heave of 46 feet, 2 inches, which was just shy of the gold by 2.5 inches.

1. Colony 152; 2. Kodiak 143; 3. Kenai 88; 4. Wasilla 77; 5. Palmer 40; 6. Soldotna 14.

Kards struggled through a hitless game that went three innings. King said Colony pulled its starting pitcher after the first two innings, so a perfect game was not recorded. “But she is hands-down the best pitcher we’ve seen this year,” King said. “ Cierra King got her varsity start pitching for Kenai, striking out four and “pitching a lot of strikes.” King said his squad committed no more than seven errors Saturday, an improvement over the day before. “The potential is there, we have the right girls,” he said. “But it’s just the mental part of it that we’re struggling with.” Kenai will face off with Skyview on Monday.

River committed five errors to Homer’s two. Eagle River took a two-run lead right away in the first inning, but Homer answered with four runs in the bottom of the inning, including the go-ahead runs on a single from Lauren Kuhns. In the second inning, Homer scored eight runs, and added four more in the third. Riley Walls led the Mariners by hitting 3 for 4 with two RBI and two runs, while Kuhns and McKi Needham each had two hits. Kuhns also batted in four runs, and Maggie LaRue had three RBIs. Pam Jantzi went the distance on the mound with four hits, five strikeouts and no earned runs. In the second game, Homer scorched the Wolves in the first inning with nine runs. Overall, Eagle River had only two hits and committed three errors. Homer went errorfree. LaRue hit 2 for 2 with four RBI, Walls went 2 for 2, and Brenna Evarts hit 2 for 3 with three RBI and two runs. On the mound, Jordan Raymond went three innings with two hits and eight strikeouts, then Needham pitched came out for one perfect inning and struck out all three batters she faced.

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The Homer softball team got the weekend off to a good start with a pair of blowout wins over visiting Eagle River, Friday evening in Homer. The Mariners routed the Wolves 16-2 in four innings in the opening game, before shutting them out 12-0 in four innings again in the second game. The wins improve Homer’s record to 5-13 overColony 16, Kenai 0 all. In the first game, Eagle Saturday against Colony, the

3A girls team scores 1. Grace Christian 143.5; 2. Anchorage Christian 125.5; 3. Homer 87; 4. Skyview 41; 5. Seward 37; 6. Nikiski 26; 7. Valdez 21.5; 8. Houston 13.5. 3A boys team scores 1. Anchorage Christian 144; 2. Grace Christian 98; 3. Seward 69; 4. Homer 64; 5. Nikiski 52; 6. Skyview 47; 7. Valdez 27; 8. Houston 25. 4A girls individual results 100 meters — 1. P. Mathis, Col 12.92; 2. A. Saxon, Col 13.52; 3. K. Whannell, Ken 13.72; 4. L. Pepperd, Was 14.01; 5. S. Johnson, Pal 14.07; 6. H. Macutuno, Kod 14.32; 7. K. Kilfoyle, Ken 14.34; 8. D. Ingersoll, Was 14.44. 200 — 1. P. Mathis, Col 25.94; 2. K. Whannell, Ken 27.47; 3. L. Wong, Sol 27.79; 4. A. Saxon, Col 27.96; 5. L. Pepperd, Was 28.44; 6. T. Haan, Col 28.60; 7. E. Werner, Sol 29.36; 8. A. Condio, Col 29.92. 400 — 1. P. Mathis, Col 57.41; 2. D. Nelson, Sol 1:01.67; 3. T. Haan, Col 1:03.47; 4. E. Werner, Sol 1:05.44; 5. J. Wilson, Ken 1:06.36; 6. C. Cruz, Kod 1:07.14; 7. D. Ingersoll, Was 1:07.57; 8. S. Kalarchik, Ken 1:08.80. 800 — 1. A. Ostrander, Ken 2:15.95; 2. O. Hutchings, Sol 2:18.06; 3. D. McCormick, Sol 2:18.81; 4. M. Burroughs, Was 2:23.40; 5. R. Burroughs, Was 2:27.71; 6. C. Geraghty, Col 2:28.07; 7. C. Powers, Col 2:32.21; 8. R. McLellan, Was 2:41.54. 1,600 — 1. A. Ostrander, Ken 4:54.52; 2. M. Burroughs, Was 5:12.44; 3. A. Mathis, Was 5:21.65; 4. Z. Bigley, Kod 5:39.21; 5. C. Pow-

ers, Col 5:39.74; 6. S. Fox, Sol 5:39.31; 7. C. Geraghty, Col 5:39.74; 8. H. Bohman, Pal 5:48.74. 3,200 — 1. A. Ostrander, Ken 10:17; 2. A. Mathis, Was 11:32; 3. O. Hutchings, Sol 11:46.10; 4. C. Powers, Col 11:59.65; 5. C. Geraghty, Col 12:04; 6. S. Fox, Sol 12:07; 7. E. Bowker, Col 12:18; 8. Z. Bigley, Kod 12:21. 100 hurdles — 1. C. Stephens, Col 16.13; 2. N. Lautrup, Col 16.98; 3. R. Siscar, Kod 17.08; 4. B. Schindler, Ken 17.45; 5. K. Kilfoyle, Ken 18.51; 6. R. DelaCruz, Kod 18.82; 7. M. Herrera, Was 19.27; 8. S. Baldwin, Sol 20.10. 300 hurdles — 1. N. Lautrup, Col 48.08; 2. K. Kilfoyle, Ken 50.98; 3. B. Schinder, 51.90; 4. Y. Ahn, Kod 53.23; 5. R. Siscar, Kod 53.24; 6. A. Condio, Col 53.25; 7. M. Cucullu, Col 53.58; 8. R. Dela Cruz, Kod 55.90. 400 relay — 1. Kenai 53.07; 2. Palmer 54.52; 3. Soldotna 55.41; 4. Wasilla 55.51; 5. Kodiak 56.11; 6. Colony 57.34. 800 relay — 1. Soldotna 1:50.95; 2. Colony 1:53.02; 3. Kenai 1:54.29; 4. Palmer 1:56.29; 5. Wasilla 1:58.35; 6. Kodiak 2:02.35. 1,600 relay — 1. Soldotna 4:13.03; 2. Colony 4:31.68; 3. Kenai 4:35.54; 4. Kodiak 4:38.84. 3,200 relay — 1. Soldotna 9:54.26; 2. Colony 10:23.95; 3. Palmer 10:27.66; 4. Kenai 11:25.05; 5. Kodiak 11:26.56; 6. Waislla 11:43.84. High jump — 1. C. Dunleavy, Was 5-2; 2. J. Jaronik 5-0; 3. K. Harding, Ken 4-10; 4. C. Stephens, Col 4-10; 4. (tie) L. Wong, Sol 4-10; 6. M. Cucullu, Col 4-8; 7. A. Saxon, Col 4-6; 8. A. Kausal, Pal 4-6. Long jump — 1. C. Stephens, Col 15-11.5; 2. P. Mathis, Col 15-10.5; 3. A. Condio, Col 15-1.25; 4. J. Wilson, Ken 14-10.5; 5. S. Johnson, Pal 14-6; 6. J. Jaronik, Col 14-3.25; 7. R. Siscar, Kod 13-11; 8. J. Laitinen, Pal 13-10.75. Triple jump — 1. C. Stephens, Col 35-2.5; 2. D. Nelson, Sol 32-6.5; 3. M. Cucullu, Col 313.75; 4. J. Jaronik, Col 30-9.75; 5. R. Aquino, Kod 10-1.5; 6. K. Harding, Ke 29-5.5; 7. A. Wagner, Was 28-11.5; 8. E. Foldenauer, Col 27-2. Discus — 1. M. Wong, Sol 110-8; 2. R. Walker, Kod 109-8; 3. A. Beck, Ken 105-8; 4. K. Tennesen, Col 103-10; 5. C. Edwards, Was 94-8; 6. J. Laitinen, Pal 90-6; 7. K. Hughes, Kod 901; 8. A. Quinn, Sol 87-4. 4A boys individual results 100 Meters — L. Jones, Col 11.75; 2. V. Aumavae, Pal 11.87; 3. J. Layton, Pal 11.98; 4. H. Harwood, Col 12.00; 5. J. Mangalus, Kod 12.04; 6. L. Casebeer, Ken 12.15; 7. M. Renk, Was 12.17; 8. I. Ashley, Ken 12.49. 200 — 1. L. Jones, Col 23.55; 2. J. Jackman, Ken 23.90; 3. B. Alcaide, Kod 24.07; 4. H. Harwood, Col 24.33; 5. J. Bartlemus, Col 24.95; 6. M. Renk, Was 24.97; 7. J. Layton, Pal 25.33; 8. C. Wolfe, Was 25.39. 400 — 1. B. Schafer, Col 52.69; 2. A. Caballa, Kod 53.85; 3. B. Nicholson, Col 54.25; 4. T. Spatz, Pal 55.15; 5. P. Weeks, Sol 55.29; 6. J. Gentz, Was 55.71; 7. C. Wells, Pal 55.82; 8. J. Wolfe, Was 56.17. 800 — 1. L. Fried, Kod 2;02.25; 2. L. Thomet, Kod 2:02.45; 3. J. Theisen, Ken 2:02.62; 4. Jo. Theisen, Ken 2:03.35; 5. C. Sessom, Col 2:05.57; 6. T. Cooper, Ken 2:06.91; 7. L. Michael, Sol 2:12.44. 1,600 — 1. L. Thomet, Kod 4:29.62; 2. J. Theisen, Ken 4:30.31; 3. Jor. Theisen, Ken 4:32.09; 4. L. Fried, Kod 4:32.23; 5. C. Pulver, Was 4:38.90; 6. L. Kopsack, Col, 4:43.65; 7. C. Sessom, Col 4:45.06; 8. M. Parnell, Kod 4:45.22. 3,200 — 1. L. Thomet, Kod 9:43.12; 2. Jon. Theisen, Ken 9:45.99; 3. Jor. Theisen, Ken 9:48.79; 4. T. Marshall, Was 10:11.96; 5. D. Peterson-Thompson, Col 10:15.22; 6. C. Sessom, Col 10:17.79; 7. C. Pulver, Was 10:19.83; 8. L. Kopsack, Col 10:27.91. 110 hurdles — 1. J. Jackman, Ken 16.75; 2. M. Thomas, Was 17.03; 3. I. Tira, Col 17.32; 4. J. Black, Kod 17.52; 5. A. Alonzo, Kod 18.13; 6. K. Frick, Was 18.77; 7. S. Watanabe, Pal 18.93; 8. T. Teuber, Kod 19.67. 300 hurdles — 1. M. Thomas, Was 42.19; 2. K. Frick, Was 43.70; 3. I. Tira, Col 44.35; 4. J. Black, Kod 45.42; 5. M. Charles-White, Col 45.47; 6. C. Drumm, Was 45.51; 7. N. Mole, Ken 45.91; 8. H. Foster, Pal 46.54. 400 relay — 1. Kodiak 46.06; 2. Palmer 46.43;

3. Kenai 46.78; 4. Colony 47.21; 5. Wasilla 47.58. 800 relay — 1. Kodiak 1:35.73; 2. Colony 1:36; 3. Wasilla 1:36.63; 4. Kenai 1:37.38. 1,600 relay — 1. Kodiak 3:39.83; 2. Palmer 3:42.90; 3. Wasilla 3:43.93; 4. Colony 3:46.22; 5. Kenai 3:46.59. 3,200 relay — 1. Kodiak 8:10.87; 2. Kenai 8:15.87; 3. Colony 8:26.10; 4. Palmer 8:50.86; 5. Wasilla 9:00.16. High jump — 1. B. Nicholson, Col 5-9; 2. I. Tira, Col 5-4; 3. I. Fife, Was 5-2. Long jump — 1. L. Jones, Col 19-6.75; 2. C. Wolfe, Was 18-11.75; 3. B. Nicholson, Col 18-6.25; 4. K. Frick, Was 17-11.5; 5. C. Butierrez, Kod 17-9; 6. N. Daniels, Pal 17-7.75; 7. V. Auamvae, Pal 17-6.75; 8. K. Mangalus, Kod 17-3.75. Triple jump — 1. B. Nicholson, Col 40-1.5; 2. P. Weeks, Sol 39-11.5; 3. J. Jones, Col 39-00; 4. C. Gutierrez, Kod 36-5; 5. R. Hanson, Ken 36-4.5; 6. C. Wolfe, Was 35-6.5; 7. J. Sindorf, Col 35-3; 8. M> Lacy, Col 34-10.25. Shot put — 1. K. Pillans, Kod 49-11.5; 2. L. Sega, Kod 48-5.5; 3. F. Summers, Col 42-3; 4. D. Best, Sol 41-10.75; 5. M. Comer, Was 418; 6. B. Thompson, Pal 41.5.25; 7. R. Randall, Ken 39-11; 8. D. Wasankari, Was 39-8.5. Discus — 1. K. Pillans, Kod 128-7; 2. F. Summers, Col 127-3; 3. M.Lloyd, Ken 126-2; 4. M. Comer, Was 123-7; 5. T. Randall, Ken 118-2; 6. J. Peterson, Kod 112-2; 7. C. Dedrick, Was 110-2; 8. J. Miranda, Kod 106-8. 3A girls individual results 100 — 1. T. Ealum, ACS 12.92; 2. H. Landess, Sky 13.64; 3. K. Ross, Nik 13.74; 4. C. Ellis, Gra 13.96; 5. R. Dougherty, Nik 14.16; 6. A. Cardoza, Hom 14.29; 7. A. Logan, Gra 14.63; 8. C. May-Thomas, Hou 19.24. 200 — 1. T. Ealum, ACS 26.00; 2. J. Davis, Gra 28.15; 3. S. Newton, Gra 28.57; 4. K. Ross, Nik 28.59; 5. J. McNamara, Sky 28.82; 6. Z. Langseth, Val 28.87; 7. R. Dougherty, Nik 28.88; 8. Z. Shemet, Hom 28.89. 400 — 1. T. Ealum, ACS 57.48; 2. A. Waclawski, Hom 1:01.84; 3. Z. Langseth, Val 1:02.87; 4. Z. Shemet, Hom 1:03.13; 5. K. Green, Gra 1:04.65; 6. A. Cook, Sky 1:05.62; 7. I. Anderson, Sew 1:06.46; 8. A. Woods, Val 1:06.94. 800 — 1. A. Waclawski, Hom 2:24.89; 2. C. Applegate, Gra 2:26.58; 3. K. Green, Gra 2:26.94; 4. M. Mitchell, Hom 2:27.19; 5. E. Balsan ACS 2:32.13; 6. A. Rosencrans, Hom 2:44.55. 1,600 — 1. M. Mitchell, Hom 5:26.55; 2. C. Applegate, Gra 5:39.22; 3. E. Balsan, ACS 5:45.79; 4. J. Braun, Sew 5:57.52; 5. A. Resencrans, Hom 6:01.68; 6. A. Pfeiffenberger, Sew 6:16.85; 7. S. Laker, Gra 6:18:96; 8. C. Mitchell, ACS 6:33.88. 3,200 — 1. M. Mitchell, Hom 11:45.37; 2. E. Balsan, ACS 12:19.35; 3. J. Braun, Sew 12:53.97; 4. A. Rosencrans, Hom 12:55.55; 5. A. Pfeiffenberger, Sew 14:10.55; 6. A. Russell, Hom 14:12.39; 7. K. Hauze, Sew 14:56.57; 8. L. Kutzner, Hou 15:10.19. 100 hurdles — 1. K. Rowe, Gra 16.92; 2. J. Davis, Gra 17.17; 3. T. Cabana, Hom 17.25; 4. L. Evarts, Hom 17.67; 5. E. Brockman, Sew 18.18; 6. M. McMillen, Val 18.82; 7. C. Neill, Sky 19.29; 8. J. Jones, Hom 19.69. 300 hurdles — 1. K. Rowe, Gra 47.70; 2. J. Davis, Gra 47.75; 3. A. VanderWeide, Gra 50.44; 5. T. Cabana, Hom 51.86; 6. L. Jones, Hom 55.19; 7. C. Neill, Sky 56.93; 8. B. Murr, Hou 57.88. 400 relay — 1. ACS 53.47; 2. Grace 53.70; 3. Nikiski 53.85; 4. Skyview 53.94; 5. Homer 55.87; 6. Seward 59.46; 7. Houston 1:01.39. 800 relay — 1. Grace 1:52.27; 2. Skyview 1:54.96; 3. ACS 1:57.21; 4. Homer 1:57.67; 5. Houston 1:59.48; 6. Seward 2:01.93. 1,600 — 1. Homer 4:19.21; 2. Grace 4:21.69; 3. Skyview 4:30.60; 4. Valdez 4:35.37; 5. Seward 4:41.33; 6. ACS 4:42.13. 3,200 relay — 1. Homer 10:59.70; 2. Seward 11:13.94; 3. Skyview 11:27.91; 4. Houston 11:44.06; 5. ACS 12:27.31. High jump — 1. D. Dickerson, ACS 4-8; 2. H. Duncan, ACS 4-6; 3. M. Rohrer, Val 4-6; 4. K. Green, Gra 4-4; 5. C. Crane, Hom 4-4; 6. A. Merrill, Hou 4-2; 6. S. Laker, Gra 4-2. Long jump — 1. K. Rowe, Gra 16-5.75; 2. A. Parrish, Nik 14-9.5; 3. C. May-Thomas, Hou 14-8; 4. B. Tennyson, ACS 14-7; 5. D. Dicker-

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the 61st minute when Christian Riddall received a ball that snuck through a pair of Skyview defenders. Riddall battled with Skyview’s Austin Craig in a race to the net, where he unleashed a strike that got by goalie Bailey Jones. “Our goalie stepped up today and had a great game,” Coburn said. Sullivan Jackson manned the net for Nikiski and produced the shutout with eight saves, unofficially. “I felt like since we did have possession, we were gonna be all right, but when you let them slip under your feet and get opportunities at a goal, they are dangerous,” Coburn said. Preceding the Nikiski goal, Skyview saw a number of close shots on goal, including in the 55th minute when Mauro Lotito found some space in the right corner and sent a shot across the goalie box that ricocheted off a few players before a Nikiski defender sent it away. “It was one of those things that seemed like no one wanted to pull the trigger, or couldn’t,” Eveland said. “That’s just the sport of soccer, and I love it.” After holding a 6-3 shotson-goal advantage in the first half, Nikiski upped the pace with nine strikes on net in the second half, and took four corner kicks to Skyview’s none in the second frame. “For our ragtag group, I’m proud because they kept it close all the way down to the wire,” Eveland said. As the final home game for the Skyview soccer teams, the seniors were celebrated. The seniors on the team are Khelbie Miller, Logan Hinz, Carlos Casars and Chad Harley. Nikiski girls 2, Skyview 0 The Nikiski girls team broke through for their first victory of the season with a shutout over Skyview on Friday. “It feels great, I think the girls were ready to put some goals in the back of the net,” said Nikiski coach Mandy Adair. “Just to

have a game where they could do that, it’s a big confidence boost for them going into regions, knowing they’re capable of doing that.” The win clinched a spot in next weekend’s Northern Lights Conference tournament, as Nikiski is 1-7-2 (1-2-2 in the Southern division) and holds down the fourth seed. The Skyview girls are 1-9 overall (1-3 Southern Division). Opting to put Brianna Vollertson in goal, coach Adair moved Rachel Thompson up to the midfield, and the move paid off with Thompson scoring both goals. Less than a minute after a razor-close miss in the dying minutes of the first half, Thompson buried a shot in the 37th minute with help from Nataliyah Davis. Thompson scored again in the 56th minute with an assist from Chloe Braun, finding open space in front of the goal again and firing another straight shot to eke out a two-goal lead for Nikiski. “It takes the while to get the team building going, to learn each other,” Adair said. “A lot of these girls haven’t played soccer before, so getting that game experience under their belts the more they can build on their skills.” In the second half, Nikiski put eight shots on Skyview goalie Mandee Lawson, while the Panthers notched only one clear shot on Vollertson. “We’re so dependant on Taylor (Wilson) and Ciarra (Mahan) and their experience that they wander around a lot and don’t have people in position in the midfield,” said Skyview coach Dave Carpenter. “They weren’t winning 50-50 balls, and were more content to let it bounce and play it off the rebound.” The seniors on the team are Carissa Lingle and Madison White. Carpenter said the last game on the Skyview field made him pause on the sideline and realize what the game meant to him. “I gotta admit for me, I was sitting over here thinking that it’s kind of interesting, this is the last one for me,” he said. “After all the years I was think-

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from outside the box into the net. “She’s fast and has a good shot,” Grace coach Marta Sanchez said after falling to 7-2-1. “Anyone with that skill set is going to be hard to keep down.” SoHi finished up its first-half scoring in the 38th minute, when Benson played a nice ball to Conradi, who made a nice flick to Alyssa. “Everybody worked hard, and I think it was one of the better games we played,” Kylee said. “We played with good chemistry, we passed well and we used the whole field.” In the second half, the lone goal would come when Alyssa and Conradi sprang Kylee into the box again. Kylee said the Stars have a tendency to play just one half and play down to the level of competition, but she didn’t think that happened Friday. She just

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dotna corner kick, and a minute later, Kylee Wolfe sent a bullet shot toward Steinbeck, only to see it go too high and clear the crossbar. Julie Litchfield had a great look on goal in the 77th minute, but her shot nailed the crossbar. “We’ve got a lot of younger players on the bench who haven’t been in a game of this magnitude,” Love said. “This is Kenai and Soldotna. You just don’t lose. You don’t want to give it up. “You’re just hoping with as much pressure as we were getting in those last 10 minutes, that it was going to break at some point. Fortunately for us, it did.” When the head referee called for five minutes of stoppage time, it was now or never for the Stars. Moments after the call, sophomore Alyssa Wolfe found the ball with open space in front of the net and buried the goal for a 1-0 SoHi lead. “I just took my time on it and aimed for where Alli wasn’t,” Wolfe said. “I was gonna be mad if we lost or tied.” But, with at least four minutes left in stoppage time, Sol-

ing about it. When you’re in the thick of things, it’s stressful, it can be tough, but this is a great group of kids and it’s been nice.” Grace girls 2, Nikiski 0 The host Bulldogs kept the score tied until 20 minutes remained. “Everything is starting to click,” Adair said after falling to 1-8-2 overall. “Grace is a very quality team. They have a lot of players that play more than just the high school season, if not year-round. For us to stay even with them and have chances on their net was a good step.” Seniors Emily Lynch and Katie Costello were honored at the game. “They put a lot of work into the program,” Adair said. “They’ve been there with a go-get-it-type of attitude. They push each other, and they push the team to improve.” Adair added that Laura Hufford was strong on defense, while Chloe Braun hustled in the midfield. The result of the boys game was not available as the Clarion went to press. Homer girls 9, Skyview 0 The host Mariners finished 2-1-2 in the Southern Division and 4-3-2 overall with a victory over the Panthers. Skyview finishes its season at 1-10 and 1-4. Homer boys 8, Skyview 0 The host Mariners finished 10-1 and 5-0 in the Southern Division with a victory over the Panthers on Saturday. Skyview finishes 1-4 and 2-9. Drew Brown had a hat trick and an assist, while Mario Glosser had two goals and an assist. Max Mangue and John Walsworth added tallies, while the final goal was a Skyview own goal. Flynn Bloom, Kaec Brinster and Filip Reutov added assist for Homer.

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Nikiski’s Christian Riddall looks on as Bailey Blumentritt heads the ball Friday at Skyview.

and 3-3-2 overall on Friday by topping the Seahawks, who finish 0-4-1 in the south. Maggie Koplin, Mady Gerard, Sam Draves, Megan Pitzman and Sofia Ramirez-Clark found the back of the net for Homer. Rachael Doan and Draves Homer girls 5, Seward 0 shared the shutout in net. “I thought we probably had The host Mariners moved to 1-1-2 in the Southern Division the best scoring opportunities

thought Grace stepped it up a bit. The Grizzlies hit construction and were late in arriving to the game, forcing the contest to start over 30 minutes late. Add in the near-70-degree heat and the tough competition, and the Grizzlies had a lot thrown at them in a short period of time. “They are really physical, and my team hasn’t encountered that a lot,” Sanchez said. “Plus, this heat was a lot for these Alaska girls.” Love also was OK with the level of play in the second half and continues to think his team is rounding into shape for the conference tournament. “We got to work on the small things, like passing to space and making offthe-ball runs,” he said. “There are still things we need to work on.” Katelynn Kerkvliet had three saves in recording the shutout.

they come. Both teams had four solid shots on net, with Grace goalie Ryan Sheldon and SoHi goalie Kayne North coming up with three big saves. Grace took four corner kicks in the game, while SoHi had three. The goal kicks were 15 for Grace and 13 for SoHi. But the difference came in the 73rd minute, with the game knotted at 2-1, when SoHi’s Ricky Nelson went to trap the ball in the corner of the box and the ball took a bad hop off his arm. The penalty kick was awarded and Coby Smith converted for the edge. Soldotna coach Jeff Siemers said Nelson played a good game and the hand ball was just bad luck. “Nobody likes to lose on a penalty kick,” Siemers said after dropping to 5-4-2. Grace Christian coach T.J. Smith said the important thing is Smith conGrace boys 2, Soldotna 1 verted the kick. This game was about as even as “That’s the game,” he said. “It’s a

‘You’re just hoping with as much pressure as we were getting in those last 10 minutes, that it was going to break at some point. Fortunately for us, it did.’ —Jimmy Love, Soldotna girls coach dotna had to keep fighting just to hold on. The Kards were not able to string together a run in the final minutes. Kenai boys 4, Soldotna 1 The Kardinals got the better of the Stars to clinch the second seed in the Northern Lights Conference Southern Division. Kenai ended its season 6-3-1 overall, while Soldotna dropped to 5-5-2, good for third in the southern division. “Without that (defense) they probably would’ve had better chances on goal,” said Kenai assistant coach Granger Nyboer, who was filling in for a traveling John Morton. “I really think the last couple of games we’ve played really well.” Homer took the Southern Division with a 10-1 overall record, with Soldotna and Kenai filling the middle two conference spots and Nikiski picking up the final NLC berth. With both teams playing

evenly in the first half, Soldotna struck first in the 15th minute with a shot from Charalambos Asimakopoulos that found its way past and just to the left of Kenai goalkeeper Wren Norwood. The Stars erupted in jubilation, but their enthusiasm was quickly tempered two minutes later when TJ Wagoner caught a rebound off SoHi goalie Kayne North and sent in the equalizer. Another two minutes later, Wagoner sent a cross to Trevor Shirnberg, who beat North and tapped in the go-ahead goal. “These guys wanted to win this game,” Nyboer said. “They just worked their butts off in the first half to get those goals in.” Kenai extended its lead in the 26th minute when Wagoner scored his second goal with open space in front of the net. Wagoner caught an airborne bounce of the ball and secured it with his feet to add the insurance goal. The Kards went into halftime with the 3-1 lead. C

we’ve had all season,” Homer coach Mickey Todd said. “We played strong defense, got the shutout, and everybody got to play off the bench.”

Seward brought 10 players, but that is still enough for a game. Homer pulled most of its varsity players off the field in the ninth minute, and later went down to 10 players. Flynn Bloom scored twice Homer boys 8, Seward 0 and assisted once, while Filip The host Mariners improved Reutov scored twice. Drew to 9-1-0 overall and 4-0 in the Brown, Mario Glosser, Jake Southern Division with the Fri- Worsfold and Quinn Alward day victory. added tallies.

game where you have to capitalize on your opportunities. “Sometimes it’s the other team that happens to get an opportunity like that, but today it was us.” After SoHi had a goal called off in the opening minute due to a hand ball, a call Siemers said he agreed with, Grace started the scoring in the ninth minute. Smith uncorked a long throw-in into the box, where it bounced through a crowd to the sure finish of Robby Sanders. “That’s Soccer 101,” Siemers said. “You can’t let the ball bounce on your own 18, and they capitalized.” SoHi came back just eight minutes later when Ty Fenton dropped the ball just outside the corner of the box to Jacob O’Lena, whose shot was true to the far-side netting. Smith, who expects to be the No. 3 seed out of the Northern Division, said his team had two 15-minute lapses, one 20 minutes into the first half and another 10 minutes into the second

half. The coach said at times his squad struggled with the small, fast pitch at SoHi. Siemers said the problem was the Stars didn’t turn possession into points. “Possessing the ball hasn’t been a major issue,” Siemers said. “It’s getting into scoring opportunities, creating up front and actually finishing.” Both goalies had big saves in the second half to preserve the tie. In the 49th minute, Grace’s Joel Santos got loose at the top of the box and ripped a shot that North was able to get in front of. In the 66th minute, Fenton touched a ball on to Charalambos Asimakopoulos, whose shot was turned aside by Sheldon. Kyle North had a crack at the rebound for Soldotna, but couldn’t convert. Sheldon had been hurt in a scramble in the box at the end of the first half. “He did a good job getting his head back in the game,” Smith said. “Goalkeeper is a tough position.”

“We know the time you’re most vulnerable is after you score,” said SoHi coach Jeff Siemers. “We knew it but didn’t hold strong, and it kept rolling and we were just digging out of a hole the rest of the game.” The second half saw SoHi take control and hold the ball in Kenai territory for much of the 40 minutes, but Kenai was the one to find the back of the net. Jake Meyer found himself in the right place to catch a loose ball six minutes into the second half, and North tried wrapping up the ball but lost the grip and Meyer was able to tap in the ball to score. It sent a big wave of relief through the Kenai players, and left the Stars on the ropes trying to recover. “Going up three goals was pretty demoralizing for another team,” Nyboer said. “A twogoal lead is tough to keep, so getting a three-goal lead was better.” Once the lead for Kenai was 4-1, SoHi continually pushed the ball down the field and threaten a comeback, but each and every opportunity was spoiled, be it due to the heat or fatigue. With the second seed, Kenai will face the third seed from the Photo by Kelly Sullivan/Peninsula Clarion Northern Division, while SoHi will get the second seed from Kenai’s Jake Meyer wins a head ball from Soldotna’s Dylan Kuntz on Saturday at Soldotna High School. the north.

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Brandy Martinez of Kenai graduated from the University of Jamestown, in Jamestown, N.D., during the school’s 108th Commencement ceremony on May 10 at the Jamestown Civic Center. Martinez received a degree in Nursing.

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Sanders to graduate from Hiram College Paige Sanders of Nikiski is set to graduate cum laude from Hiram College in Ohio with a B.S. in neuro-science. Sanders has been inducted into the J.J. Turner Society, honoring outstanding achievement in life science. She plans to continue her education in the medical field.

Kasi McClure enjoys being a wife and mother of two in Kenai. She can be reached at columnkasi@gmail.com.

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onestly, I have no idea what the hot topics are right now. My mind is fully occupied with plowing through the next couple weeks until the school year is officially over. As a mom, it’s as big of a deal for us as it is for our kids. Other than knowing the hot topics of the closest people in my life, I’ve got tunnel vision and my brain is on overload. It’s my own fault. Normally, my style is laid back, but lately I find myself over-analyzing these last couple weeks, mentally going over everything list by list. I guess you could say, it feels like finals week. It feels like the internship is coming to an end, and you have to prepare for the real job outside of school. My daughter is successfully finishing second grade, so there’s no need for me to panic. When I feel like my super mom abilities are slipping, it’ll be OK. I’m certain my kids won’t grow into bank robbers just because their mother missed reading a newsletter or two. The exhaustion is setting in and we all wanted school to be over yesterday. In defense of feeling not so put together, there is a lot to remember as the kids finish up school! It’s easy to feel like a walking, talking, checklist. Recitals, field trips, paperwork, fees for activities, and reminding myself to have coffee with a best friend for my sanity. I’m setting my alarm clock for various things throughout the day, because my time management is not so hot right now. But that’s how I feel at the end of every school year. I go from Paula Deen to Charlie Sheen. In the beginning of the school year, I packed my daughter’s cold lunch with healthy food wedged Tetris style into her clean lunch box. She received my witty notes, packed with encouragement and rainbows. Now, we give her hot lunch money or an incomplete cold lunch, missing a juice or a food group or two. I would memorize school newsletters, like there would be a quiz afterwards. Nodding my head at good information. Jumping on school requests, such as making a side dish or volunteering for the class. Now, if the newsletter makes the junk pile, it’s good progress. Making a side dish depends on my level of frustration trying to bake around hyper kids. Or how guilty I’ll feel by bringing a stale cracker salad to a potluck. Don’t judge me. By the time this article makes it into the paper, it will be the last week of school and this article will seem more irrelevant than usual. However at the moment, I’m in survival mode. It gets me thinking though. What will I miss for the next three months? The smiles of amazing, supportive teachers and staff. Seeing three of my best friends every single school day and giving them knowing looks. (We see each other and just know). The support from other understanding parents that are living out a similar life to my own. I won’t miss finding excuses for my husband to get the kids ready, like my ankle hurts or my stomach feels weird, so I need to just take it easy and lay in bed all morning. I won’t miss seeing the crabby mom with angry eyebrows. When school is out, I can let my kids dress themselves without giving them the hairy eye every time. If we’re at home, they can run around in their swimsuits. Here’s the thing, school is out this week! Are you making plans for summer? Or are you going to enjoy not having plans? I’m such a nerd that making a list of “things to do” is a must for me. It starts with writing big event dates on the calender, then trickles down to writing in a notebook full of ideas, and eventually important daily events end up on my grocery list. The big picture of summer planning doesn’t matter too much, because an Alaskan summer sorts itself out anyway. Plans go out the window if the weather is not pleasant or spontaneous plans arise if the weather is agreeable. My son loves playing with others, so he’s easy to entertain. He just needs snacks and juice. Easy. My daughter is at an age that requires emotional work, creativity, and planning. In other words, she bores easily. I’m not a magician with a hat full of tricks, but there’s no need to pressure myself about it. A little preparation will go a long ways, but now I’m pressuring myself to enjoy summer? Time to chill out. I’m pretty sure no one is giving me a grade on how my summer turns out. (Even if they don’t ... I’m aiming for an A+ anyway!)

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Racers get ready at the starting gate with race director Scott Hamann during the Kenai Rotary Club’s Soap Box Derby, held on Spruce Street in Kenai on May 10.

Soap Box Derby rolls into Kenai The Kenai Rotary Club hosted its annual Soap Box Derby competition May 10 on Spruce Street in Kenai. Superstock participants ages 9-18 built their own cars from kits with adult supervision. Local winners have the opportunity to represent Kenai and Alaska at the All American Soap Box Derby Championship in Akron, Ohio. The top finishers were: 1st place — Matthea Boatright, sponsored by Walters and Associates; 2nd place — Jakobee Anderson, sponsored by FNBA; 3rd place — Kalvin Drake, sponsored by Stanley Ford; Sportsmanship Trophy — Grant Gliden; Best Pit Crew — The Smardo Family.

The Kenai Borough Employees Association has announced this year’s scholarship recipients. Recipients will receive $500 to further their educations. Scholarships are funded by KBEA membership. Scholarship winners are: Ashley von Borstel of Seward High School, who plans to attend the University of Alaska Fairbanks and major in biology; Justice English of Kenai Central High School, who will attend Azusa Pacific University in California to study exercise science; and Brittany Hollers of Skyview High School, who will attend Kenai Peninsula College and is interested in a career in dental hygiene.

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Above, Kenai Soap Box Derby winners show off their hardware. Left, Soap Box Derby cars ready to race.

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Learning for Life Composting: Recycling waste into garden fertilizer In addition to reducing materials headed for our landfill, composting organic materials from our homes, lawns, and landscapes turns them into wonderful organic matter additions. While most things will breakdown given enough time, a purposeful approach to decomposing organic materials involves careful management of oxygen, water, and carbon:nitrogen ratios. It’s not as difficult as it sounds and University of Alaska Fairbanks Cooperative Extension Service has great composting publications to help you get started. Find “Composting in Alaska,” “The Compost Heap-Basic Composting in Alaska” and “Using Spent Brewery Grain in the Alaska Compost Pile” at http:// www.uaf.edu/ces/districts/kenai/. Hard copies are available at the CES office located at 43961 Kalifornsky Beach Road, Suite A, Soldotna. Call us at 262-5824. We are “Learning for Life.” Submitted by UAF Cooperative Extension Service, Kenai Peninsula District.

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The Arby’s team won the Anchorage Invitational softball tournament on May 10. The squad came out of the losers bracket to win the double-elimination tournament, defeating Young’s Concrete twice for the title. Arby’s won the first championship game 17-7, and came from two runs down in the bottom of the seventh inning to win the second championship game 1514. Pictured are back row, Lucas Mese, Seth Nelson, Mike Navarre, Lane Backstrom, Tommy Brown, Zayan Aberkane, Steven Taylor; front row, Nate Jester, Eric Trevino, James Clark and Kirby Houchin.

Meteor stymies well drilling efforts MANSON, Iowa (AP) — A small central Iowa city is having a big problem drilling a new well, and the reason could date back millions of years. Manson has failed three times to drill for a new steady water supply. The difficulty apparently is due to a meteor that struck an estimated 74 million years ago, creating what is known as the Manson impact crater. Geologists believe the meteor caused a catastrophic explosion that burned up everything within 130 miles, although there now is no evidence of the impact. Underground, however, remnants of the meteor remain, and they are causing headaches for drill engineers, according to the Fort Dodge Messenger.

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To improve the chances of success the city hired Aquetech Innovation, a company that uses satellite imagery to determine well sites. “When the meteor hit, it blew out all the natural formations,” said Lanny Rosenquist, a geologist and owner of Aquetech. “It destroyed all the natural geology. Over in Fort Dodge you get certain layers; over here you don’t hit those layers. Everything’s mixed up.” Rosenquist said satellite imagery shows markers that can indicate aquifers. After an analysis, the company started drilling near an auto parts store. If that spot doesn’t work, there are two other options on opposite ends of town. C

Health tip of the week Protect Yourself And Your Family • Wear helmets, seat belts, sunscreen, and insect repellent. • Wash hands to stop the spread of germs • Avoid smoking and breathing other people’s smoke. • Build safe and healthy relationships with family and friends. • Plan and Practice fire drills at home with your kids • Remember, your greatest wealth is your health This health tip brought to you by Kenai Public Health Center, open Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. For more information call 335-3400.

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Maple seeds find a way to survive A fter the latest family get-together at our home a few weeks ago, daughter-in-law Michelle called my wife to say that as she drove near Greenville, S.C., maple seed pods were flying out from under her hood, past the wipers and into the air, swirling downward in the vortex behind her car. The pods came from our trees after she had parked in our driveway. The bad thing is, Michelle had had her car washed since visiting us. Those swirling seeds still clung to the car for many days before freeing themselves in a mission to take root and grow alongside the highway. My wife told me about their conversation, but it wasn’t anything I didn’t already suspect. “That’s why they call me Glynny Mapleseed,” I said. “Because of our trees, there are more maple seedlings in the South than there

are unregistered voters.” Although our maple trees were already grown when we moved in many years ago, I feel guilty for those seeds that break away and twirl, helicopterlike, across our yard and into our neighbors’ yards. And our neighbors’ neighbors’ yards. They are bat wings, thin and feathery and efficient, and I’m sure the Wright Brothers studied their construction before laying plans for Kitty Hawk International Airport. When maple seeds fall, they spin like propellers, giving them the name whirlybird. With a good breeze, they can cover a lot of territory before finally settling down. It’s a sight to see them twirling by the dozen as the wind shakes the tree on a gusty day. It’s another sight altogether to see them lying on that ground, however. Though they float like

a butterfly, they sting the neighborhood like a bee, constructing an outdoor carpet that is difficult to rake up or blow away with machinery. They work their ways into the cracks of doors and under the hood and into the bumpers. I’m pretGlynn Moore ty sure that about the same time Orville and Wilbur were figuring out how to fly like a maple seed, Henry Ford was trying to design a vehicle that could transport the seeds all across the land. He succeeded, as Michelle found out. It won’t be long before more baby maples poke through the soil in north Georgia and South Carolina, thanks to our trees and her car.

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DEAR ABBY: I am a 38-year-old male who has never been married. I have been in three serious relationships, all of them with women who have children. Each time when these relationships ended, I found myself heartbroken and traumatized. I experienced a kind of withdrawal because of the emotional bond I had with the children. I have now decided to date only women who have no children. But my friends and co-workers say I’m being short-sight-

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ed and “closing the door to several opportunities.” Because of our disagreements, I find myself spending more and more time away from them, and more time alone. Are my friends Abigail Van Buren right? Or should I stick to my guns and keep looking for that special someone who does not come with a family attached? — MONTANA LONELY DEAR MONTANA LONELY: If you prefer to start dating women who don’t have children, that is your privilege. Your friends may think you will be missing out on a good thing, but it’s really none of their business. While I agree that by going in this direction you may miss out on a lovely lady who also happens to be a mother, because your sadness after your breakups had more to do with missing the children than the woman you were seeing, a change of pace might be healthy for you. P.S. If you think these breakups were painful for you, imagine what it was like for the children to have a potential father to whom they had grown close disappear from their lives. This is why many mothers keep their dating lives completely separate until they are sure the relationship will be permanent. Dear Abby is written by Abigail Van Buren, also known as Jeanne Phillips, and was founded by her mother, Pauline Phillips. Contact Dear Abby at www. DearAbby.com or P.O. Box 69440, Los Angeles, CA 90069.

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Online party invites include too much gift information DEAR ABBY: My daughter’s third birthday is coming soon, and since the new thing is sending out website-generated invitations, I have noticed that it is becoming common to include the child’s interests, clothes/shoe size, etc. in the invitation. I’m uncomfortable about including this information because I feel a child should be grateful for anything he or she receives as a gift. Am I too old-fashioned or is this tacky? If it is acceptable these days, what’s a good way to provide a child’s wish list without sounding expectant of anything? — YOUNG MOM IN SAN MATEO, CALIFORNIA DEAR YOUNG MOM: I appreciate that you want to teach your child good manners and good values. How else are children to learn if their parents don’t take the time to explain what they are? I understand some parents try to save time by including the information you have described along with their party invitations, but frankly, it IS tacky. The parents of prospective guests should reply to the invitation by ASKING what gifts the child would enjoy or can use. If the invitation was issued online, the question can be asked via texting or email. However, a phone call is more personal and, frankly, more refined.

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If flyaway seeds were the only drawback to maples, I could consider forgiving those messy trees. But no. In the fall, the trees’ beautiful jagged leaves turn brown – and red and yellow and blue – and fall to Earth. Maples are the France of the tree world, yielding to the slightest provocation from gravity or the wind. The leaves and seed pods only rent their time on limbs before heading for browner pastures – yards and cars all around. You can thank Johnny Appleseed if you have good health. If your yard is a mess in spring and in fall, however, I probably had something to do with it.

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Jaqueline Bigar’s Stars A baby born today has a Sun in Taurus and a Moon in Capricorn. HAPPY BIRTHDAY for Sunday, May 18, 2014: This year you find that communication flourishes. You will start to feel far more relaxed than you have in years. You also will see life from a new perspective. If you are single, you will meet a lot of potential sweeties. Enjoy dating, but do not commit unless you are 100 percent sure. You will note that you have a strong desire to live with someone. Do not let this need to cohabitate take over. If you are attached, as a couple, you could decide to purchase a second home or simply remodel your current home. You will want to entertain more, and others will love being entertained. CAPRICORN can change directions mentally and physically in no time. The Stars Show the Kind of Day You’ll Have: 5-Dynamic; 4-Positive; 3-Average; 2-So-so; 1-Difficult ARIES (March 21-April 19) HHHH Make and return calls, and don’t forget about an older friend or relative. Your contact with this person will be greatly appreciated. Be willing to extend yourself a little more. A partner could be overserious. Tonight: Start thinking about tomorrow. This Week: Make a stand Monday, and you will like what unravels. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) HHHH Reach out to someone at a distance and catch up on news. The unexpected could occur, and it might open you up to a new vision or new possibility. Discuss getting together with this person in the next few months. Tonight: Read between the lines in a conversation. This Week: Reach out for information Monday, and act on the facts Tuesday. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) HHHH You’ll decide to relate on a one-on-one level with a key person in your life. The conversation could cover many different topics, but be careful not to go overboard when a topic comes up that greatly intrigues you. Tonight: Consider being a little tamer. This Week: You come up with answers. CANCER (June 21-July 22) HHHH Defer to others, and think through an important decision that is on your mind. You also might want to discuss the issue with several people whose opinions you respect. You will make the correct choice with or without advisers. Tonight: Let your hair down and relax. This Week: Defer to pushy people, but maintain your sense of humor. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) HHH You might want to slow down while you can. The pace will quicken soon enough. Take advantage of some free time right now, and follow through only on what you want. A family member might have a case of the grumps. Tonight: Stay close to home. C

This Week: Work hard Monday, as you will want to network Tuesday on. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) HHHHH Make plans to get together with someone who lives at a distance. You could be overserious with others in conversations. Try to lighten up a little if you would like to establish more give-and-take. Tonight: Add some naughtiness. This Week: Your imagination will not settle for boring. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) HHH Stay close to home, if possible. Invite friends or family over, even if you are deciding to redecorate a room or two. In fact, you might have some people offer to help you. Use caution with spending, or rethink a recent purchase. Tonight: Do not go overboard. This Week: Pressure keeps building. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) HHHH Speak your mind, and clear up a problem. Listen to the other side of this same issue. If you follow your intuition and let your feelings flow, you will land well. You can’t deny this side of yourself. Your style of communication could change. Tonight: Out and about. This Week: You seek new knowledge. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) HHHH The cost of proceeding as you have been could be higher than you had anticipated. Still, you’ll enjoy discussing a potential purchase with a loved one. You might not be absorbing all the details surrounding a problem. Listen well. Tonight: Get into some good music. This Week: You hit a yellow flashing light when it comes to finances. Honor it. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) HHHH Share more of yourself with a loved one or several special friends. You will enhance the caring between you, and you also will add to the trust that already exists between you. You might feel as if you’re rebuilding trust in a key relationship. Tonight: As you like it. This Week: Your resourcefulness adds new spice to what has become dull. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) HHH Back out of plans if you need a break. Return calls. You might feel as if you need to hold back some of what is on your mind. Trust your judgments, but do not be surprised when someone tries to coax you into verbalizing your thoughts. Tonight: Get some extra R and R. This Week: You are like a firecracker Wednesday on. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) HHH Zero in on what you want. Someone might ask you for your opinion, and before you know it, you could be in the midst of a brainstorming session. Your creativity will emerge, and you’ll funnel some of this energy into other activities. Tonight: Add some romance. This Week: Use this period to detach and communicate.

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Resume Tips - Whip Your Resume Into Shape Expert advice on how to do a resume correctly. By Kristina Cowan So you’ve discovered the perfect gig with a higher salary, and you’re bent on shuffling your credentials to the hiring manager immediately, if not sooner. You’ve got the experience, education and skills that make you a star candidate. One hurdle remains: how to do a resume appropriately. Don’t fret-you can soon be on your way to crafting a stellar resume; just use the following key resume tips from career experts Brian Drum and Heather Heath. Drum is president and CEO of New York City-based Drum Associates, Inc., a global executive search firm, and Heath, based in Minneapolis, is practice leader of sales and marketing for Hudson, a recruitment and talent management firm. Expert Resume Tips on How to do a Resume 1. Be accurate and truthful. “A resume should not be embellished or exaggerated-it’s not an exercise in writing a novel. If there’s anything that is not correct or is misstated, it could be a reason for not hiring you,” Drum said. 2. Take two pages for your resume if necessary. Drum said once you have four or five years of experience, it often becomes very difficult to squeeze your career path all onto one page. Heath said she sees two-page resumes “all the time.” Most applicants should avoid three page resumes. Resume Tip for Recent College Graduates: Stick to one page. 3. Use bullets with concise descriptions. Most resumes that use paragraphs aren’t looked at, Drum explained, so it’s best to use bullets, and keep them to a maximum of two lines a piece. 4. In most cases, list experience before education. If you’re a seasoned executive, it’s best to list your work experience first. Resume Tip for Recent College Graduates: Put education up top. 5. Mind your keywords! Both Drum and Heath underscored the importance of including terms to help get your resume picked up through online searches. “We’re seeing more and more systems ranking people’s resumes based on how many keywords are being matched. ... More people are putting more words on their resumes because they understand that tracking systems are keyword-driven,” Heath said. 6. List your contact information, particularly your cell phone number and e-mail address. Heath advises against listing your current work phone number. “I don’t think a potential employer would be impressed that you’re using company resources to find a job,” she said. 7. Use consistent formatting. Use the same size and type of font throughout your resume, such as 12-point Times New Roman. Offsetting your name in a slightly larger font is acceptable. If you cut and paste from various versions of your resume, be sure to align the text and eliminate formatting glitches. 8. Remember to double check your spelling. Heath suggests printing your resume, reading it and proofreading it to catch spelling and grammatical problems. It’s fine to use an automated spell-check, she said, but be wary of such systems introducing errors. 9. Bling on resumes is bad. Steer clear of using lots of large fonts in different colors, and of underscoring and bolding text for extra emphasis. Excessive use of bells and whistles distracts the reader and makes your resume look unprofessional. 10. No headshots, please. Pictures and resumes are like oil and water. If you have the urge, don’t give in. At the end of the day, Heath said, “People need to remember when they’re sending their resume out they’re sending a version of themselves. ... Make it a statement-a strong one.” Kristina Cowan is the senior writer for PayScale.com. She has over 10 years of journalism experience, specializing in education and workforce issues.

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Homes NEW HOME ON 2.49 ACRES

Two story home has 2,576sqft. living area, 728sqft. garage; 4-bedrooms, 5-bathrooms, vaulted ceilings, radiant floor heat (both floors) & a two story fireplace/woodstove area that is the centerpiece of living/dining room. Large living room windows, southern exposure, high efficiency gas furnace keeps the heating bills down. Five star energy rating. Underground utilities, well with excellent water quality & flow. Finishing touches to be selected are flooring, cabinets, appliances, countertops, stairway hardwoods & bathroom tile/sinks/baths/toilets. Can be sold As Is, or can be finished to owners specifications for additional costs. Six miles from Soldotna, towards Sterling, on Forest Lane. Quiet subdivision with covenants. $126 per sqft. for living area, $76 per sqft. for garage. AS IS price $380,000. (907)262-1609

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3-Bedroom, 2.5-bath, 2-car garage oversized, 1-acre lot in Kasilof near school. Efficient gas heat, Venmar Air, Kinetico water., 2352sq.ft.. Cost appraisal $280,000. asking $259,000. Gas assessment refund in 2016 approx. $2000. No unsolicited offers (907)262-7488

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New Carpet, 2-bedroom, 1-bath, Bonus room, 5-Star Energy, Stainless Steel appliances, washer/dryer stays with full-price offer, K-Beach between Kenai & Soldotna, Vaulted ceiling. Must See. (907)252-7733 $155,000.

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Commercial Property BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY Assisted Living business for sale. Charming log construction on leased building. Owner retiring. 8 rooms fully occupied. Could be increased to 16. Soldotna location. 12 cap rate at $578,625. MLS#14-121 McKay Investment (907)260-6675 MIXED USE BUILDING 7 Offices, 2-bedroom apt., and pizza restaurant. Ideal for owner occupant for the offices and commercial rentals as well. Highway Frontage in Soldotna. 7200sq.ft. for $631,000 ($88. per Sq.Ft.) MLS #13-15371 McKay Investment (907)260-6675

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3-Bedroom, 3-baths, large kitchen with island fireplace, 2-car garage. approximately 2000sqft., on 2 acres. Very peaceful, a lot of wildlife. $310,000. (907)776-8487, (907)394-1122

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Apartments, Unfurnished 329 SOHI LANE 2-bedroom, carport, storage, heat, cable, tax included, $875. (907)262-5760 (907)398-0497 EXCELLENT OCEAN VIEW! Bay Arm Apartments, Kenai. Accepting applications for 1 bedroom apartment, utilities included. $25. nonrefundable application fee. No pets. (907)283-4405. KENAI 2-BEDROOM Washer/dryer. No pets. $780. Plus tax/ deposit $810. (907)567-3386. REDOUBT VIEW Soldotnaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s best value! Quiet, freshly painted, close to schools. 1-Bedroom from $625. 2-Bedroom from $725. 3-Bedroom, 2-bath, from $825. No pets. (907)262-4359. SOLDOTNA 2-Bedroom, 1-bath, apartment, washer/dryer No smoking/ pets. $850. plus electric & tax. (907)252-7355.

Apartments, Furnished KENAI Large 1-bedroom furnished, $600., plus utilities. No animals/ smoking. (907)398-1303

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KENAI 3-Bedroom, 3-bath, appliances. washer/dryer. No pets/ smoking. $1,400. plus utilities. (907)398-1303

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LOOKING FOR LOT K-Beach/ Spur/ Sterling Highway near Soldotna to lease for mobile food/ beverage business. (206)940-7360.

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Retail/Commercial Space PRIME KENAI RETAIL/ OFFICE SPACE 1,832SqFt to 20,000SqFt. Rates start @ $.50SqFt. Call Carr Gottstein Properties, (907)564-2424 or visit www.carrgottstein.com

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PRIVATE 4-bedroom Mobile home. Very private with beautiful views. Four bedroom mobile home with large lean-to. Pets on approval only. No smoking inside $500. fine. Deposit is first & last months rent. Rent is $800. plus electricity & gas. Lots of parking. Brand new flooring. Come and take a look. (907)776-8072

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Motorcycles ‘98 HARLEY DAVIDSON Road King Classic, Hard Bags, tour package, wired for heated clothing. Over $5,000. in extras/ upgrades. $10,500. (907)690-1148

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‘01 DAKOTA SPORT 2 sets wheels & tires. less then 61K miles remote start. $8,000. (907)690-1410 ‘94 FORD PICKUP F350 2x4, crewcab, air, long bed, gas motor, 15-mpg, Hallmark camper cabover, will sell separately. $5,900. (719)963-5515 Delivery Problems? •Did your paper not make it to your house this morning? •Did the paper carrier get the wrong house? •Going on Vacation? •Do you want to subscribe to the Peninsula Clarion? www.peninsulaclarion.com

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INVITATION TO BID

INVITATION TO BID CITY OF SOLDOTNA 177 NORTH BIRCH STREET SOLDOTNA, ALASKA 99669 Phone 907 •262•9107

By the City of Homer, Alaska, for the

Homer Harbormaster's Building / Deepwater Dock Trail Boardwalk Sealed bids for the construction of the Homer Harbormaster's Office / Deepwater Dock Trail Boardwalk will be received at the office of the City Clerk, City Hall, City of Homer, 491 East Pioneer Avenue, Homer, Alaska, until 2:00 PM, Thursday, June 19, 2014 at which time they will be publicly opened and read. The time of receipt will be determined by the City Clerk's time stamp. Bids received after the time fixed for the receipt of the bids shall not be considered. All bidders must submit a City of Homer Plan Holders Registration form to be on the Plan Holders List and to be considered responsive. Plan holder registration forms, and Plans and Specifications are available on line at http://www.cityofhomer-ak.gov/rfps The project is funded with a State Legislative Grant. The City's local bidders 5% preference requirements will apply; state prevailing wage rates will apply. The work includes, but is not limited to, the following: Construct a new 4,778 Sf. Harbormaster's Office building located on the Homer Spit's Freight Dock Road directly adjacent to the Seldovia Fast Ferry terminal. The new office building will consist of a concrete foundation and wood framed structure that will extend 15' over slope of the Homer Harbor banks. The Deepwater Dock Trail Boardwalk will consist of structural cast in place concrete columns that will carry a wood framed boardwalk out and around the southwest side of the Harbormaster's office building carrying trail pedestrians and bicyclists out over the Homer Harbor. Please direct all technical questions regarding this project to: Dan Nelsen, City of Homer, Public Works Department, 3575 Heath Street, Homer, Alaska, 99603, (907) 435-3141

The City of Soldotna hereby invites qualified firms to submit a firm price for acceptance by the City for the Kalifornsky Beach Water Reservoir Construction. The project consists of constructing of a 1,000,000 gallon welded steel tank with appurtenances, approximately 4,200 linear feet of open trench water main, 150 linear feet of trenchless water main crossing Kalifornsky Beach Road, and a control/pump building. Major bid items are as follows: Unclassified Excavation 6,500 CY Subbase Grading “B” 3,100 Tons Furish and Install 12 Inch DIP Water Main 1,974 LF Furish and Install 16 Inch DIP Water Main 2,227 LF Construct 1,000,000 Gallon Welded Steel Tank 1 LS Construct 816 SF Pump and Control Building 1 LS 150 Foot 16 Inch HDPE Boring and Intallation 1 LS A non-mandatory pre-bid conference will be held at the City Hall, Soldotna, AK on May 21, 2014 at 10:00 AM. Attendance at the pre-bid is not required. This contract is subject to the provision of State of Alaska, Title 36, Minimum Wage Rates. The subsequent contract will require certificates of insurance and performance and payment bonds. One (1) complete set of the bid package is to be submitted to the City of Soldotna at 177 North Birch Street, Soldotna, Alaska 99669. These forms must be enclosed in a sealed envelope with the bidder's name on the outside and clearly marked: BID: DUE DATE:

A mandatory pre-bid conference will be held on Wednesday, May 28th, 2014 at 1:00 PM at Homer City Hall Conference Room, 491 East Pioneer Avenue, Homer, AK to discuss the construction of the projects and answer any questions bidders may have. Plan holder registration forms, and Plans and Specifications are available online at http://www.cityofhomer-ak.gov/rfps All bidders must submit a City of Homer Plan Holders Registration form to be on the Plan Holders List and to be considered responsive. Hard copies can be obtained at the office of the City Clerk upon payment of $220 per set ($250 for overnight delivery). City of Homer Standard Construction Specifications 2011 Edition (containing general contract provisions) may be downloaded from the City's web site. All fees are non-refundable. The City of Homer reserves the right to accept or reject any or all bids, to waive irregularities or informalities in the bids, and to award the contract to the lowest responsive bidder. DATED this 2nd day of May, 2014. CITY OF HOMER

Kalifornsky Beach Water Reservoir Construction SOLB 14-10 June 3, 2014 at 3:00 PM

The project documents may be obtained from the City of Soldotna beginning for a non-refundable fee of $40.00 (without tax). An additional non-refundable fee of $5.00 will be required if mailing is requested. Project documents may be downloaded from the City of Soldotna web site at www.ci.soldotna.ak.us site. It is not required to be on the planholders list to bid on City of Soldotna projects. To receive project addendums, you must be on the planholders list. To be placed on the planholders list, please contact Suzanne Lagasse either by phone (714-1241) or email publicworks@ci.soldotna.ak.us. Downloading projects from the City web site does not automatically put you on the planholders list PUBLISH: 5/14, 16, 18, 23, 2014 1727/319

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___________________ Walt Wrede, City Manager PUBLISH: 5/18, 2014

INVITATION TO BID CAPITAL IMPROVEMENT PROJECT JIM AVENUE, ELVA STREET, KLONDIKE AVENUE, MARILEE STREET, BARBARA STREET, GREAT LAND STREET AND LEE STREET #C2JIM

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The Kenai Peninsula Borough Road Service Area hereby invites qualified firms to submit a firm price for acceptance by the Borough for Jim Avenue, Elva Street, Klondike Avenue, Marilee Street, Barbara Street, Great Land Street and Lee Street Capital Improvement Project #C2JIM. Projects consist of furnishing all labor, materials, and equipment to upgrade Jim Avenue, Elva Street, Klondike Avenue, Marilee Street, Barbara Street, Great Land Street and Lee Street in Sterling. Project includes subgrade modification, drainage, clearing, ditching and roadbed widening. A pre-bid conference will be held May 28, 2014 @ 10:00 AM at the Kenai Peninsula Borough Road Service Area office, 47140 East Poppy Lane, Soldotna, Alaska. Attendance at pre-bid conferences is recommended but not mandatory. Contract is subject to the provision of State of Alaska, Title 36, Minimum Wage Rates. Contract will require certificate of insurance and may require performance and payment bonds. Bid documents may be obtained beginning May 15, 2014 at the Kenai Peninsula Borough Road Service Area office, 47140 East Poppy Lane, Soldotna, Alaska 99669 (907) 262-4427, for a non-refundable fee of $20.00 per set, $10.00 additional for mailing. Bid documents may also be downloaded from the web at: http://purchasing.borough.kenai.ak.us/ Opportunities.aspx One (1) complete set of the bid package is to be submitted to the Kenai Peninsula Borough, Purchasing and Contracting Department, 144 N. Binkley Street, Soldotna, Alaska 99669. These forms must be enclosed in a sealed envelope with the bidder's name on the outside and clearly marked: BID: JIM AVENUE, ELVA STREET, KLONDIKE AVENUE, MARILEE STREET, BARBARA STREET, GREAT LAND STREET AND LEE STREET #C2JIM DUE DATE:

IN THE SUPERIOR COURT FOR THE STATE OF ALASKA THIRD JUDICIAL DISTRICT AT KENAI FISHHAWK FISHERIES OF ALASKA, INC. an Alaska corporation,

) ) ) ) Plaintiff, ) ) vs. ) ) C. Dean Yeasel (deceased), the Unknown ) Heirs of C. Dean Yeasel and also all other ) persons or parties unknown claiming a ) right, title, estate, lien or interest in the real ) estate described in the complaint in this ) action. ) ) Defendants. ) _______________________________________) Case No. 3KN-14-246 CI

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Notice of Petition to Change Name A petition has been filed in the Superior Court (Case # 3KN-14-00411CI) requesting a name change from (current name) ROBERT EDWARD BLACK to ROBERT EDWARD COUTURE. A hearing on this request will be held on June 25, 2014 at 4:00 p.m. at Courtroom 6, Kenai Courthouse, 125 Trading Bay Drive, Suite 100 Kenai, AK.

MAY 12, 2014 Effective Date:

CARL J BAUMAN Superior Court Judge

PUBLISH: 5/18, 25, 6/1, 8, 2014

THE UNKNOWN HEIRS OF C. DEAN YEASEL AND ALSO ALL OTHER PERSONS OR PARTIES UNKNOWN You are hereby summoned and required to file with the court an answer to the complaint filed in this case. Your answer must be filed with the court at 125 Trading Bay Road, Kenai, Alaska 99611 within 30 days after the last date of publication of this notice. In addition, a copy of your answer must be sent to the Plaintiff's attorney, Gregory D. Stein, whose address is Baldwin & Butler, LLC, 125 N. Willow St., Kenai, AK 99611. If you fail to file an answer within the required time, a default judgment may be entered against you for the relief demanded in the complaint. This is an action for quiet title regarding the following real property located at : 1) Lot Three-A (3-A), Block One (1), according to the Plat of WATERER SUBDIVISION, filed under Plat No. 74-78, Kenai Recording District, Third Judicial District, State of Alaska located at 43465 Jasper Lane, Kenai, AK 99611; and 2) Lot Four (4), Block One (1), according to the Plat of WATERER SUBDIVISION, filed under Plat No. 72-45, Kenai Recording District, Third Judicial District, State of Alaska, located at 43465 Jasper Lane, Kenai, AK 99611; and 3) Lot One (1), Block Four (4), according to the Plat of INLET GLEN SUBDIVISION, filed under Plat No. 85-97, Kenai Recording District, Third Judicial District, State of Alaska located at 53683 Rons Court, Kenai, AK 99611; and 4) Lot Eight (8), Block Two (2), according to the Plat of INLET GLEN SUBDIVISION, filed under Plat No. 85-97, Kenai Recording District, Third Judicial District, State of Alaska located at 53683 Rons Court, Kenai, AK 99611. The relief demanded is a judgment granting Plaintiff title to the Real Property, free from any claims of Defendants plus all allowable and reasonable attorney fees and costs. You have been made a party to this action because you may have an interest in the real property. Dated at Kenai, Alaska this 30th day of April, 2014.

IN THE SUPERIOR COURT FOR THE STATE OF ALASKA THIRD JUDICIAL DISTRICT AT KENAI

ROBERT EDWARD BLACK Current Name of Adult Case No: 3KN-14-00411CI

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Mini Spy and her friends are at the National Museum of the Air Force. See if you can find: q sailboat q ladder q safety pin q lima bean q saw q letter D q bird q letter A q bell q pencil q doughnut q question mark q key q fish q needle q man in the moon © 2014 Universal Uclick from The Mini Page © 2014 Universal Uclick

Memorial Day Is May 26

Memorial Day In the United States, Memorial Day honors the memory of the men and women who have lost their lives while serving our country. The holiday started after the Civil War. It was first known as Decoration Day because families went to graveyards and placed flags, flowers and wreaths on the graves of troops who had lost their lives.

* Reconnaissance is the act of observing or inspecting to collect information.

Zee Avi is a singer, guitarist, ukulele player and songwriter. Her latest CD is “Zee Avi’s Nightlight.” Zee, 28, grew up in Sarawak on the island of Borneo. She moved with her family to Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, when she was 12. Today she divides her time among Kuala Lumpur, Los Angeles and New York City. She learned music from her grandfather, who sang and played several instruments in bands. Zee taught herself to play guitar when she was 17. She then dropped music for a few years while she studied fashion design. When she realized fashion was not her true calling, she returned to music. She also paints and travels throughout the world giving inspirational speeches to young people. from The Mini Page © 2014 Universal Uclick

Just a few years later, during World War I, planes were used to spy on the enemy and drop bombs. Pilots fired at each other with handguns and rifles and threw grenades at other planes. After the war, in 1926, Congress created the U.S. Army Air Corps as a separate command within the Army. Later those units became the Army Air Forces, and in 1947 the U.S. Air Force was created as a separate branch of the military.

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Shabazz Napier must like wearing rings. The senior point guard for the University of Connecticut Huskies now has a national championship ring for each hand following his team’s surprising run in the 2014 NCAA men’s basketball tournament. Napier, a sociology major, began his college career at UConn under legendary coach Jim Calhoun and saw a lot of playing time as a freshman, when the Huskies marched to an NCAA basketball title in 2011. Calhoun retired in 2012, and the Huskies were banned from postseason play in 2013. But Napier stuck with Height: 6-1 the Huskies and new coach Kevin Ollie — and Shabazz Birthdate: excelled, becoming a first-team All-American and his 7-14-1991 conference’s Player of the Year. Averaging 21.2 points Hometown: and 5.5 rebounds per game in his final six games, he led Roxbury, Mass. the Huskies to their fourth national title since 1999. Gus Goodsport’s Supersport

Senior Airman Trey Barnes monitors the performance of the GPS satellite constellation at Schriever Air Force Base in Colorado.

The Air Force’s new F-35A Lightning II fighter jet flies over Destin, Fla. With its advanced communications equipment, this “flying computer” can share important information with U.S. officials and our partners around the world.

Jobs in the Air Force You might think that every job in the Air Force is related to flying. But in fact, jobs range from searchand-rescue officers to computer specialists. Senior Airman Barnes said: “I would like kids to think about all of the different things they can achieve in the Air Force. With the skills and knowledge the Air Force will provide, so many doors will be opened.”

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The CV-22B Osprey is a tiltrotor aircraft that can fly as a helicopter or as an airplane.

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Basic trainees low-crawl through a tactical course at the Basic Expeditionary Airman Skills Training course, or BEAST, at Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio, Texas.

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Words that remind us of the U.S. Air Force are hidden in the block above. Some words are hidden backward or diagonally, and some letters are used twice. See if you can find: AERONAUTICAL, AIR, AIRMAN, ARMY, BALLOON, BOMBER, COMMAND, DAY, FLY, FORCE, JOIN, MEMORIAL, OPERATOR, RECONNAISSANCE, RECRUIT, SATELLITE, TILTROTOR, TRANSPORT, WRIGHT. from The Mini Page © 2014 Universal Uclick

After basic training, airmen receive instruction in their chosen career field. They go to school and practice their new jobs. This might last several months. Afterward, they are assigned to a duty station, where they continue to improve their skills. The Mini Page thanks Lt. Col. Karen Roganov, media officer, and Capt. Connie Dillon, public affairs officer, for their help with this issue.

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Harvey: What do you call a group of flying rabbits? Hilda: The Hare Force!

Young people who want to join the Air Force can enlist, or join, or they can graduate from the U.S. Air Force Academy. Every airman must be a U.S. citizen (or meet non-citizen requirements) and must be between 17 and 34 years old. He or she must also have a high school diploma. Recruits, or new members, spend about six weeks in basic military training. They adjust to military life and learn teamwork and discipline.

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MP: What made you interested in being in the Air Force? Barnes: Before I graduated high school, I made the decision I would join the Air Force. I always saw the pride and commitment my father showed during his time in the Navy, and I wanted that for myself. I wanted to be a part of something greater than myself. I can honestly say that it was the best decision I’ve ever made. Not only am I working in the world’s greatest Air Force, but I am supporting billions of GPS users worldwide. I never thought I would be in control of commanding the multibillion-dollar GPS constellation, but here I am!

All the following jokes have something in common. Can you guess the common theme or category?

Up in the air More than 4,000 active aircraft are used by the Air Force to protect and secure the United States. There are eight types of aircraft used: • bomber • helicopter • fighter/ • tanker attack • reconnaissance • special • transport operations • trainer

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A rocket carrying a GPS satellite launches on Feb. 20, 2014, from Cape Canaveral Air Force Station in Florida.

Today’s Air Force Today, there are about 329,000 activeduty members of the Air Force. More than 14,000 of those are pilots, and about 61,000 are women. The U.S. Air Force is organized into 10 major commands. Each does a different type of job, and each is headquartered at a different base around the country (with one in Germany). Within each command are subgroups, including: • numbered air forces • wings • groups • squadrons • and flights. For example, Senior Airman Trey Barnes is a member of the 2nd Space Operations Squadron, which is a part of the Air Force Space Command in Colorado.

MP: Did you grow up in a military family? Barnes: Yes. My father is a 20-year Navy veteran. He worked as a fuels technician and security forces member during his time in the Navy. MP: What sort of training did you do to prepare for your job? Barnes: I went through nearly a year of training. I knew I wanted to be a system expert that others could rely on, so I made sure to work closely with those who I saw exhibiting the attributes and skills I wanted for myself.

In the Air Force, whether a person is a pilot or not, he or she is known as an airman. The Mini Page spoke with Senior Airman Trey Barnes about his job with the U.S. Air Force. Senior Airman Barnes is a satellite operator for the Global Positioning System (GPS). Currently, a “constellation” of 31 orbiting satellites provide information to people on the ground. The military uses GPS for navigation and timing; your family might use GPS to find the library in a new city or to choose the right trail in a national park.

U.S. Air Force photo by Senior Airman Christopher Griffin

Mini Blueberry Pancakes

You’ll need: • 2 cups all-purpose flour • 1 1/4 cups low-fat (1 percent) milk • 3 teaspoons baking powder • 1 large egg • 1/4 teaspoon salt • 1 cup unsweetened frozen blueberries What to do: 1. Coat a large griddle or skillet with cooking spray; preheat over medium-high. 2. In a large bowl, whisk together flour, baking powder and salt. Make a well, or open spot, in the center. 3. Whisk together the milk and egg and add to the well in the flour mixture. 4. Mix gently to combine, leaving small lumps. Fold in frozen blueberries. 5. Ladle batter onto hot pan (about 2 tablespoons per pancake). Cook for 1 to 2 minutes until tiny bubbles appear around the edges of the pancake. Flip and cook for 15 to 30 more seconds. Serves 8. You will need an adult’s help with this recipe.

Meet an Airman

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Air Force beginnings In 1907, the War Department created an Aeronautical Division.This military division worked with brothers Orville and Wilbur Wright to make the first military airplane. In 1910, the first test “bomb” (a sandbag) was dropped from an airplane, and soon Army officers were taking reconnaissance* (re-CAHNuh-sense) photos from the sky.

Meet Zee Avi

The 1909 Wright Military Flyer was the first airplane purchased by the U.S. Army for military use. The Army paid $30,000 for it — a huge sum at the time. It had a maximum speed of 42 mph and could fly for one hour. Today the Wright Military Flyer is on display at the Smithsonian Institution Air and Space Museum in Washington, D.C.

U.S. Air Force photo/Christopher DeWitt

For almost 70 years, the men and women of the U.S. Air Force have been protecting our country in the skies and in space. Air Force seal But even before the Air Force became separate from the U.S. Army in 1947, flying was an important part of our nation’s security. In fact, during the Civil War, Union troops flew in hot air balloons to find out where Confederate armies were and what they were doing. This week, The Mini Page celebrates Memorial Day with a closer look at the U.S. Air Force.

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Along Came Polly ›› (2004, Romance-Comedy) Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston. ‘PG-13’ (1:30) (51) FAM Fri. 8 p.m.; Sat. 5 p.m.

Batman Begins ››› (2005, Action) Christian Bale, Michael Caine. Following the death of his parents, young heir Bruce Wayne becomes a masked avenger who fights the forces of evil in Gotham City. ‘PG-13’ (2:20) + MAX Tue. 4:50 p.m.; Fri. 9 p.m. Beetlejuice ››› (1988, Comedy) Michael Keaton, Alec Baldwin. A ghoul helps a newly dead couple haunt the tasteless new owners of their beloved home. ‘PG’ (1:32) (51) FAM Mon. 5:30 p.m. The Best Man ››› (1999, ComedyDrama) Taye Diggs, Nia Long. A writer heads to New York to be best man at a friend’s wedding, where he meets up with an old flame. ‘R’ (2:00) 8 TMC Sun. 10:35 p.m. Blue Caprice ››› (2013, Crime Drama) Isaiah Washington, Tequan Richmond. A man trains a teenager and turns him into a deadly sniper, then the duo embarks on a rampage across America. ‘R’ (1:33) 8 TMC Sun. 9 p.m.; Thu. 10:40 p.m. The Bourne Legacy ››› (2012, Action) Jeremy Renner, Rachel Weisz. The actions of Jason Bourne spell the possible end of secret intelligence programs, so a specially enhanced operative goes on the run with a research scientist when it appears that their lives will become forfeit. ‘PG-13’ (2:15) ! HBO Mon. 5:15 p.m. Bowfinger ››› (1999, Comedy) Steve Martin, Eddie Murphy. A broke producer hires a nerd who looks like a famous actor and other misfits to star in his latest movie. ‘PG-13’ (1:37) ^ HBO2 Tue. 11:30 p.m.

The Breakfast Club ››› (1985, Comedy-Drama) Emilio Estevez, Molly Ringwald. A wrestler, a rebel, a brain, a beauty and a shy girl share Saturday detention in a Chicago high school. ‘R’ (1:37) (51) FAM Sun. 4:30 p.m. Byzantium ››› (2012, Horror) Gemma Arterton, Saoirse Ronan. Mayhem follows when two female vampires, on the run from a kindred group, take refuge at a seaside British community. ‘R’ (1:58) 8 TMC Mon. 7 p.m.

Casper ››› (1995, Fantasy) Christina Ricci, Bill Pullman. A teen who lost her mother befriends friendly ghost Casper while staying at a mean heiress’s haunted mansion. ‘PG’ (1:40) (51) FAM Sat. 11 p.m. Coach Carter ››› (2005, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Ri’chard. A high-school basketball coach turns a losing team around, then faces criticism for pushing the athletes to put grades first. ‘PG-13’ (2:16) 8 TMC Sun. 4:30 p.m. Cocaine Cowboys ››› (2006, Documentary) Filmmaker Billy Corben recalls the Miami drug wars of the 1970s and ’80s with those who survived the era, including smugglers, dealers and hit men. ‘R’ (1:56) (65) CNBC Fri. 7 p.m. Cocaine Cowboys II: Hustlin’ With the Godmother ››› (2008, Documentary) Filmmaker Billy Corben examines the relationship between drug lords Charles Cosby and Griselda Blanco. ‘NR’ (1:41) (65) CNBC Wed. 4 p.m. Crash ››› (2004, Drama) Sandra Bullock, Don Cheadle. Racial tensions collide in a collection of intertwined stories involving residents of Los Angeles. ‘R’ (1:52) 5 SHOW Wed. 5:05 p.m.

The Dark Knight ›››› (2008, Action) Christian Bale, Heath Ledger. Batman battles a vicious criminal known as the Joker. ‘PG-13’ (2:32) (43) AMC Sun. 4:30 p.m.

Django Unchained ››› (2012, Western) Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz. A former slave joins forces with the German bounty hunter who freed him and helps hunt down the South’s mostwanted criminals, all in the hope of finding his long-lost wife. ‘R’ (2:45) 5 SHOW Fri. 7:15 p.m. Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story ››› (2004, Comedy) Vince Vaughn, Christine Taylor. The owner of a gym and an overbearing entrepreneur form dodgeball teams to compete for $50,000 in Las Vegas. ‘PG-13’ (1:32) ^ HBO2 Tue. 5:10 p.m.

Epic ›› (2013, Adventure) Voices of Colin Farrell, Josh Hutcherson. ‘PG’ (1:43) + MAX Tue. 7:15 p.m.

Face/Off ››› (1997, Action) John Travolta, Nicolas Cage. An FBI agent and his nemesis trade physical identities. ‘R’ (2:18) (43) AMC Fri. 11:30 p.m. Fast & Furious 6 ›› (2013, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. ‘PG-13’ (2:10) ! HBO Sun. 5:45 p.m.; Wed. 8 p.m. ^ HBO2 Thu. 8 p.m. Fearless ››› (2006, Action) Jet Li, Betty Sun. After spending time in a remote village to atone for his past, a martial artist gets caught in a duel to defend China’s honor against his country’s enemies. ‘PG-13’ (1:43) 8 TMC Sat. 4:30 p.m. The Fighter ››› (2010, Drama) Mark Wahlberg, Christian Bale. Having earned a shot at a world championship, boxer Micky Ward reunites with his estranged brother to train for the fight and become the new “Pride of Lowell.” ‘R’ (1:56) (31) TNT Sat. 7 p.m., 9:32 p.m. 42 ››› (2013, Biography) Chadwick Boseman, Harrison Ford. In 1946, Branch Rickey, general manager of the Brooklyn Dodgers, signs Jackie Robinson to the team in defiance of major league baseball’s notorious color barrier. ‘PG-13’ (2:08) + MAX Sun. 6:45 p.m.

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Gladiator ››› (2000, Historical Drama) Russell Crowe, Joaquin Phoenix. Condemned to arena fights by corrupt Roman leader Commodus, Gen. Maximus seeks revenge for his family’s deaths. ‘R’ (2:34) (38) SPIKE Sat. 11:30 p.m. The Goonies ››› (1985, Adventure) Sean Astin, Josh Brolin. Coastal Oregon kids follow the treasure map of pirate One-Eyed Willie past his deadly traps to gold. ‘PG’ (1:51) (51) FAM Mon. 7:30 p.m.; Tue. 4:30 p.m. Grease ››› (1978, Musical) John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John. Nice Sandy and greaser Danny try to be like each other in their 1950s high school. ‘PG’ (1:50) (51) FAM Sun. 6:30 p.m. The Green Berets ››› (1968, War) John Wayne, David Janssen. A cynical newsman follows a Green Beret colonel on missions to hold a hill and kidnap a Viet Cong general. ‘G’ (2:21) (43) AMC Sat. 4 p.m., 10 p.m.

The Hangover ››› (2009, Comedy) Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms. After a wild

stag party in Las Vegas, three hazy groomsmen must find their missing friend and get him back to Los Angeles in time for his wedding. ‘R’ (1:39) (31) TNT Sun. 7 p.m., 9:15 p.m. Heartbreak Ridge ›› (1986, War) Clint Eastwood, Marsha Mason. ‘R’ (2:09) (43) AMC Sat. 7 p.m. Home Alone ››› (1990, Comedy) Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci. Accidentally left by his Paris-bound family, an 8-year-old makes mincemeat of two burglars in the house. ‘PG’ (1:42) (30) TBS Sat. 11 p.m. Hustle & Flow ››› (2005, Drama) Terrence Howard, Anthony Anderson. A pimp in Memphis, Tenn., sees rap music as the way to escape his deadend existence and achieve something meaningful. ‘R’ (1:55) 8 TMC Sun. 7 p.m.

The Impossible ››› (2012, Drama) Naomi Watts, Ewan McGregor. A couple and their three sons encounter terror, courage and compassion following the December 2004 tsunami that devastated Thailand. ‘PG-13’ (1:43) 8 TMC Tue. 9 p.m. Iron Man ››› (2008, Action) Robert Downey Jr., Terrence Howard. A wealthy industrialist builds an armored suit and uses it to defeat criminals and terrorists. ‘PG-13’ (2:06) (38) SPIKE Sat. 5:30 p.m., 8:30 p.m.

J Judy Moody and the NOT Bummer Summer ›› (2011, Comedy) Jordana Beatty, Heather Graham. ‘PG’ (1:31) (49) DISN Thu. 7 p.m.; Fri. 5:20 p.m.

The Last Samurai ››› (2003, Adventure) Tom Cruise, Ken Watanabe. In the 1870s a Westerner is caught in the middle of a battle between Japan’s emperor and the samurai. ‘R’ (2:34) (43) AMC Wed. 6 p.m.

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movieson Liar Liar ›› (1997, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney. ‘PG-13’ (1:27) (51) FAM Wed. 8 p.m.; Thu. 6 p.m. Lincoln ››› (2012, Historical Drama) Daniel Day-Lewis, Sally Field. During his final months in office, President Abraham Lincoln moves forward to end the Civil War, unite the country and abolish slavery forever. ‘PG-13’ (2:29) 5 SHOW Thu. 6:30 p.m. Lockout ›› (2012, Science Fiction) Guy Pearce, Maggie Grace. ‘PG-13’ (1:35) (82) SYFY Sat. 8 p.m. The Longest Yard ›› (2005, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Chris Rock. ‘PG-13’ (1:53) 8 TMC Wed. 5 p.m. Lord of War ›› (2005, Drama) Nicolas Cage, Jared Leto. ‘R’ (2:02) 8 TMC Thu. 7 p.m. Love Actually ››› (2003, RomanceComedy) Hugh Grant, Laura Linney. A prime minister, an office worker, a pop star, a jilted writer, married couples and various others deal with relationships in London. ‘R’ (2:15) 5 SHOW Thu. 11:30 p.m. A Love Song for Bobby Long ›› (2004, Drama) John Travolta, Scarlett Johansson. ‘R’ (1:59) 8 TMC Tue. 5:25 p.m.

Man on a Ledge ›› (2012, Suspense) Sam Worthington, Elizabeth Banks. ‘PG-13’ (1:42) 5 SHOW Mon. 5:15 p.m. The Matrix ››› (1999, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne. A computer hacker joins forces with rebel warriors to battle a malevolent cyberintelligence. ‘R’ (2:16) (43) AMC Wed. 9:30 p.m. Meet the Robinsons ››› (2007, Adventure) Voices of Angela Bassett, Daniel Hansen. Animated. A mysterious time-traveler named Wilbur Robinson takes a boy genius on a trip to the future to spend a day with Wilbur’s eccentric family. ‘G’ (1:34) (49) DISN Wed. 7 p.m.

Miss Congeniality ›› (2000, Comedy) Sandra Bullock, Michael Caine.

‘PG-13’ (1:51) (51) FAM Sun. 9 p.m. The Mummy ››› (1999, Adventure) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz. A young man opens a tomb unleashing a mummy seeking revenge for a curse laid upon him 3,000 years earlier. ‘PG13’ (2:04) (43) AMC Thu. 6 p.m. The Mummy Returns ›› (2001, Adventure) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz. ‘PG-13’ (2:09) (43) AMC Thu. 8:46 p.m.

Ninja Assassin ›› (2009, Action) Rain, Naomie Harris. ‘R’ (1:39) (38) SPIKE Wed. 9:30 p.m. Now You See Me ›› (2013, ComedyDrama) Jesse Eisenberg, Mark Ruffalo. ‘PG-13’ (1:56) + MAX Sun. 9 p.m.

Oblivion ›› (2013, Science Fiction) Tom Cruise, Morgan Freeman. ‘PG-13’ (2:05) + MAX Thu. 5:05 p.m. Ocean’s Thirteen ››› (2007, Comedy-Drama) George Clooney, Brad Pitt. Danny Ocean and his gang plot revenge against a casino owner who wronged one of their own. ‘PG-13’ (2:02) (28) USA Sat. 10:30 p.m. Outlander ›› (2008, Action) James Caviezel, Ron Perlman. ‘R’ (1:55) (82) SYFY Sat. 10 p.m.

Pacific Rim ››› (2013, Science Fiction) Charlie Hunnam, Diego Klattenhoff. A washed-up ex-pilot and an untested trainee must drive an old, obsolete robot in a last-ditch effort to repel a lethal force of monstrous invaders. ‘PG-13’ (2:11) ! HBO Fri. 4:45 p.m. ^ HBO2 Mon. 4:15 p.m. People Like Us ›› (2012, Drama) Chris Pine, Elizabeth Banks. ‘PG-13’ (1:55) 8 TMC Mon. 5 p.m. Pet Sematary ›› (1989, Horror) Dale Midkiff, Fred Gwynne. ‘R’ (1:43) + MAX Mon. 7:15 p.m.

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Scary Movie ››› (2000, Comedy) Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans. Keenen Ivory Wayans directed this sendup of slasher films in which a vengeful killer stalks a group of nubile teens. ‘R’ (1:28) ^ HBO2 Fri. 5:30 p.m. Sling Blade ››› (1996, Drama) Billy Bob Thornton, Dwight Yoakam. A mentally impaired man with a violent past leaves the institution in which he has lived for many years and befriends a woman with a young son and an abusive boyfriend. ‘R’ (2:16) 5 SHOW Fri. 5 p.m. The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie ››› (2004, Comedy) Voices of Tom

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides ›› (2011, Adventure) Johnny Depp, Penélope Cruz. ‘PG-13’ (2:16) (51) FAM Tue. 7 p.m. Prisoners ››› (2013, Suspense) Hugh Jackman, Jake Gyllenhaal. When police have to release their only suspect, a desperate man takes the law into his own hands after his young daughter and her friend disappear. ‘R’ (2:33) ^ HBO2 Fri. 8 p.m.

Quartet ››› (2012, Comedy-Drama) Maggie Smith, Tom Courtenay. A longsmoldering flame is rekindled when a once-popular opera star reunites with her ex-husband and fellow performers at a retirement home for musicians. ‘PG-13’ (1:39) 8 TMC Wed. 10:30 p.m.; Fri. 7 p.m.

Requiem for a Dream ››› (2000, 2x2_PSA_BW.pdf Drama) Ellen Burstyn, Jared Leto. A middle-aged woman gets an invitation to be on her favorite game show, as her son starts selling cocaine and becomes an addict. ‘NR’ (1:42) 8 TMC Fri. 10:30 p.m.

Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke. Animated. SpongeBob and Patrick head for Shell City to retrieve King Neptune’s stolen crown and save the life of Mr. Krabs. ‘PG’ (1:27) (50) NICK Sat. 7 p.m. Sunlight Jr. ››› (2013, Drama) Naomi Watts, Matt Dillon. Financial strain, an unplanned pregnancy and an abusive ex threaten the stability of a poor couple’s relationship. ‘NR’ (1:30) 8 TMC Tue. 7:25 p.m. Superbad ››› (2007, Comedy) Jonah Hill, Michael Cera. Separation anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent high-school seniors who hope to score booze and babes at a party. ‘NR’ (1:59) (81) COM Sun. 7 p.m.

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Daniel Tiger’s Super Why! Neighbor‘Y’ hood ‘Y’

^ HBO2 304 505 + MAX 311 516 5 SHOW 319 546 8 TMC 329 554

Sid the Science Kid ‘Y’

Wild Kratts “Stuck on Sharks” ‘Y’

Arthur ‘Y’

Martha Speaks ‘Y’

WordGirl Butcher and Dupey. ‘Y7’

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Hands On Crafts for Kids ‘G’

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Whacked Out White Collar “Copycat CafSports ‘PG’ frey” Neal has a copycat thief. ‘PG’ Paid Program Tim McCarver All In With Laila Ali ‘G’ Armando Paid Program Armando Hip Hop Montelongo Montelongo Abs ‘G’ Flipping Flipping LazyTown ‘Y’ Zou ‘Y’ Bones Feuding families are linked to a corpse. ‘14’

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(7:00) “Wild Hogs” (2007) America’s Funniest Home MLB Baseball Milwaukee Brewers at Chicago Cubs. From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (N) (Live) (:15) 10th In- “Ocean’s Eleven” (2001, Comedy-Drama) George Clooney, Matt Damon. A (8) Tim Allen, John Travolta. Videos ‘PG’ ning (N) suave ex-con assembles a team to rob a casino vault. In the Kitchen With David “Marie Osmond” Featuring Marie Osmond. (N) ‘G’ Dyson: Designs for LivDell Computers “Dell Days” Awaken by Joan Luden Dyson: Designs for LivNutriSystem Weight Loss (20) ing ‘G’ ‘G’ Sleep solutions. ‘G’ ing ‘G’ Program (N) ‘G’ Joel Osteen New Sheer “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2” (2008, Comedy-Drama) Amber “Sleepless in Seattle” (1993, Romance-Comedy) Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, “Georgia Rule” (2007, Drama) Jane Fonda, Lindsay Lohan, ‘PG’ Cover Studio Tamblyn, Alexis Bledel, America Ferrera. Time and distance challenge four Bill Pullman. A grieving widower captures the heart of a recently engaged Felicity Huffman. An incorrigible teen goes to live with her (23) makeup young women’s friendship. newswoman. stern grandma. “Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins” (2008, Comedy) Martin “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry” (2007, Comedy) Adam Sandler, “13 Going on 30” (2004) Jennifer Garner, Judy Greer. An “No Strings Attached” (2011) Natalie Port (28) Lawrence, James Earl Jones, Margaret Avery. Kevin James, Jessica Biel. uncool girl magically becomes a successful adult. man, Ashton Kutcher, Cary Elwes. Everybody Friends ‘PG’ Friends ‘PG’ Friends ‘14’ Friends ‘PG’ “Tyler Perry’s the Family That Preys” (2008, Drama) Kathy “Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married Too?” (2010, Comedy-Drama) Tyler “Norbit” (2007, Comedy) EdLoves RayBates, Alfre Woodard, Tyler Perry. Greed and scandal test the Perry, Sharon Leal, Janet Jackson. Four couples struggle with the challenges die Murphy, Thandie Newton. (30) mond ‘PG’ mettle of two family matriarchs. of married life. Law & Order “Attorney CliLaw & Order “Oxymoron” ‘14’ Law & Order A man resorts to Law & Order Religiously moti- Law & Order High-school love “The Mexican” (2001) Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts. A mob lackey “I Love You, Man” (2009) (31) ent” ‘14’ vigilantism. ‘14’ vated murder. ‘14’ triangle. ‘14’ goes to Mexico to retrieve a priceless antique. Paul Rudd, Jason Segel. (6:00) SportsCenter (N) (Live) NASCAR NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series. From Iowa Speedway in Newton, Iowa. SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Baseball Tonight: Sunday (34) Countdown (N) (Live) Night Countdown (N) College Softball NCAA Tournament, Regional: Teams TBA. NCAA Studio College Softball NCAA Tournament, Regional: Teams TBA. (If College Softball NCAA Tournament, Regional: Teams TBA. NCAA Studio College Softball (35) (N) (Live) Update necessary). (N) (Live) (N) (Live) Update Paid Program MLS Soccer: Earthquakes at Hawg Quest Paid Program Mariners All Mariners Pre- MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (N Mariners Mariners All Create a (36) Clean Zone Sounders (N) Access (N) game Subject to Blackout) (Live) Postgame Access Off Road Engine Power Truck Tech Detroit Bar Rescue “Taxed Out in Bar Rescue Jon helps an Bar Rescue “Don’t Mess With Bar Rescue “I Smell a Rat” Hungry Investors “Brisket Bar Rescue “Scary Mary’s” (38) Muscle Texas” ‘PG’ owner of a pool hall. ‘PG’ Taffer’s Wife” ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Beatdown” ‘PG’ ‘PG’ (:02) TURN “Mr. Culpeper” ‘14’ (:02) “The Last Samurai” (2003, Adventure) Tom Cruise, Ken Watanabe, Timothy Spall. A Westerner learns “The Green Mile” (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks, David Morse, Michael Clarke Duncan. A guard thinks an in (43) the ways of the samurai in the 1870s. mate has a supernatural power to heal. Regular Show Regular Show Steven Uni- Steven Uni- Uncle Uncle Adventure Adventure Adventure Adventure “Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed” (2004) Freddie Clarence ‘PG’ Clarence ‘PG’ (46) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ verse ‘PG’ verse ‘PG’ Grandpa Grandpa Time ‘PG’ Time ‘PG’ Time ‘PG’ Time ‘PG’ Prinze Jr. The gang investigates a group of ghouls. River Monsters: Unhooked River Monsters: Unhooked River Monsters: Unhooked River Monsters: Unhooked “Lair of Giants” The wilderness of River Monsters: Unhooked “American Killers” Searching for River Monsters: Unhooked (47) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ the Essequibo River. ‘PG’ an actual “Jaws.” ‘PG’ ‘PG’ “Despicable Me” (2010, Comedy) Voices of (:45) Liv & (:10) Jes(:35) Dog With Good Luck Good Luck Austin & Austin & Jessie ‘G’ Jessie ‘G’ Dog With a Dog With a Dog With a Austin & (49) Steve Carell, Jason Segel. Maddie ‘G’ sie ‘G’ a Blog Charlie ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Teenage Mut. Teenage Mut. The Fairly The Fairly Sam & Cat ‘G’ Sam & Cat ‘G’ The Thunder- Hathaways Sanjay and Breadwinners SpongeBob SpongeBob (50) OddParents OddParents mans ‘G’ Craig ‘Y7’ ‘Y7’ (6:00) “Can’t Buy Me Love” (1987) Patrick Dempsey. A desperate “Sixteen Candles” (1984) Molly Ringwald, Anthony Michael “Pretty in Pink” (1986) Molly Ringwald. A poor eclectic teen “Uncle Buck” (1989, Comedy) John Candy, (51) “Grease 2” nerd hires a girl to pose as his girlfriend. Hall. Girl turning 16 likes another girl’s guy. is romanced by a wealthy classmate. Amy Madigan. Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Long Island Medium ‘PG’ Long Island Long Island Long Island Long Island Long Island Long Island Long Island Long Island (55) Dress Dress Dress Dress Dress Dress Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium Deadliest Catch “Darwin’s Deadliest Catch “Against the Epic Log Homes ‘G’ Epic Homes A protective Epic Homes ‘G’ Epic Homes ‘G’ Epic Homes ‘G’ Fast N’ Loud Work starts on (56) Law” ‘PG’ Law” ‘PG’ house full of gadgets. ‘G’ local charity cars. ‘14’ Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Hotel Secrets & Legends Bizarre Foods America ‘PG’ Bizarre Foods America “West Extreme Survival Bunkers Killer RV Upgrades ‘G’ Extreme Houseboats (57) ‘PG’ “Trailblazers” ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Virginia” ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Swamp People “Beast of the Swamp People Swampers are Big Rig Bounty Hunters Big Rig Bounty Hunters Big Rig Bounty Hunters ‘14’ Big Rig Bounty Hunters Big Rig Bounty Hunters “On Big Rig Bounty Hunters (58) Lake” ‘PG’ in danger. ‘PG’ “Tracked” ‘14’ “Lost and Found” ‘14’ “Chase and Space” ‘14’ the Line” ‘14’ “Fight and Flight” ‘14’ Criminal Minds “Cradle to Criminal Minds A serial killer Criminal Minds The team “XXX” (2002, Action) Vin Diesel, Asia Argento, Marton Csokas. A spy tries to Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Grave” A suspect impregnates keeps his victims’ eyes. ‘14’ suspects a rock star of mur- stop an anarchist with weapons. ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ (59) young women. ‘14’ der. ‘14’ Curb Appeal Curb Appeal Curb Appeal Curb Appeal Property Brothers “Lica & Love It or List It “MahariHouse Hunt- House Hunt- Living Coun- Living Coun- House Hunt- House Hunt- House Hunt- House Hunt (60) ‘G’ ‘G’ ‘G’ ‘G’ Nicholas” ‘G’ shi” ‘G’ ers ‘G’ ers ‘G’ try ‘G’ try ‘G’ ers ‘G’ ers ‘G’ ers ‘G’ ers ‘G’ Southern at Giada at Sandwich Guy’s Big The Kitchen Potato Salad; Trisha’s The Pioneer Save My Bakery “Confection America’s Best Cook “Mak- America’s Best Cook “The The Pioneer Trisha’s (61) Woman ‘G’ Southern Heart (N) ‘G’ Home ‘G’ King ‘G’ Bite (N) ‘G’ strawberry fool. ‘G’ Southern Woman ‘G’ Disconnection” ‘G’ ing the Cut” ‘G’ Games Begin” ‘G’ Backyard Paid Program Paid Program Derm Exclu- Full Steam Paid Program Paid Program Cancer: Win- Summertime Paid Program Cold Plasma Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Til Debt Do On the Money (65) Resorts sive! ‘G’ Ahead! ning Smoothies Sub-D Us Part ‘PG’ ‘PG’ America’s Sunday America’s News Headquar- FOX News Sunday With Journal Edito- America’s Healthy You Sunday MediaBuzz FOX News Sunday With FOX Report (N) (67) News HQ Housecall ters (N) Chris Wallace (N) ‘PG’ rial Rpt. 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Boxing Mike Alvarado vs. Juan Manuel Marquez. Mike Alvara- (:15) The Mak- Billy Crystal 700 Sundays The comic discusses childhood Last Week Real Time With Bill Maher The (Dead Mothers) Club (:15) 2 Days: “Snow White do takes on Juan Manuel Marquez in a 12-round welterweight ing Of: Red memories. ‘MA’ Tonight-John ‘MA’ Women who lost their mothers Sergio Marti- & Huntsman” ! bout, from Inglewood, Calif. 2 ‘PG’ reflect. ‘PG’ nez ‘PG’ (:05) “Rock of Ages” (2012, Musical) Julianne Hough, Diego (:10) “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” (:45) Game of Thrones Stan- (:40) “We’re the Millers” (2013, Comedy) Jennifer Aniston, Boxing Mike Alvarado vs. Juan Manuel MarBoneta, Russell Brand. Two young people chase their dreams (2004, Comedy) Vince Vaughn, Christine nis and Davos set sail. ‘MA’ Jason Sudeikis, Will Poulter. A dealer goes to Mexico with a quez. (Taped) ^ in Los Angeles. ‘PG-13’ Taylor. ‘PG-13’ fake family to score drugs. ‘R’ (7:30) “Cloud Atlas” (2012, Drama) Tom Hanks, Halle Berry, Jim Broadbent. (:25) “Getaway” (2013, Action) Ethan Hawke. “Taken 2” (2012, Action) Liam Neeson. A (:40) “Freeloaders” (2011, Comedy) Josh (:05) “Next of Kin” (1989, Actions in one time ripple across the centuries. ‘R’ A former race-car driver must save his kidvengeful father abducts Bryan Mills and his Lawson, Nat Faxon. Six slackers live for free in Crime Drama) Patrick Swayze. + napped wife. ‘PG-13’ wife. ‘NR’ a rock star’s mansion. ‘R’ ‘R’ (6:45) “The “My Week With Marilyn” (2011) Michelle Wil- (:15) Billy Joel: A Matter of Trust - The “Sellebrity” (2012, Documentary) Kevin “Notting Hill” (1999, Romance-Comedy) Julia Roberts, (:15) “Alex Cross” (2012, Truman liams. A production assistant spends a week Bridge to Russia Creating Billy Joel’s 1987 Mazur examines people’s obsession with Hugh Grant, Hugh Bonneville. A bookseller and a movie star Action) Tyler Perry, Matthew 5 Show” with Marilyn Monroe. ‘R’ concert in the USSR. ‘14’ celebrities. ‘NR’ have an unlikely romance. ‘PG-13’ Fox. ‘PG-13’ (7:40) “The Out-of-Towners” (:10) “The Brothers Bloom” (2008, Comedy-Drama) Rachel (:05) “Circle of Friends” (1995, Drama) Chris O’Donnell, “Material Girls” (2006) Hilary Duff, Haylie (:40) “Fearless” (2006) Jet Li. A master of (1999, Comedy) Steve Martin. Weisz, Adrien Brody. Con artists pick a quirky heiress for their Minnie Driver, Geraldine O’Rawe. Three Irish girlfriends attend Duff. A scandal strips sibling cosmetics heir- martial arts defends China’s honor. (Subtitled- 8 ‘PG-13’ last hustle. ‘PG-13’ college in 1957 Dublin. ‘PG-13’ esses of their fortune. ‘PG’ English) ‘PG-13’

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(:15) The (Dead Mothers) Club ‘PG’ Sports “Pacific Rim” (2013) Charlie Hunnam. ‘PG-13’ (:15) “Con Air” (1997, Action) Nicolas Cage. ‘R’ (:15) “Trouble With the Curve” (2012) ‘PG-13’ (:15) “Identity Thief” (2013) Jason Bateman. ‘R’ (7:35) “GoldenEye” (1995) Red 2 “Hyde Park on Hudson” (2012) All About Ann: Governor Richards (:05) “EDtv” (1999) Matthew McConaughey. (:10) “Hot Fuzz” Big Daddy (:45) “Tomorrow Never Dies” (1997) ‘PG-13’ (:45) “We’re the Millers” (2013, Comedy) ‘R’ 2 Days “Beautiful Creatures” (2013) Alden Ehrenreich. Billy Crystal 700 Sundays ^ HBO2 304 505 “Hot Shots! Part Deux” (:05) “Fast & Furious 6” (2013) Vin Diesel. (:15) “Dragonfly” (2002) Kevin Costner. ‘PG-13’ (:15) “Too Big to Fail” (2011) William Hurt. (:15) “Made” (2001) (7:45) “Primary Colors” (1998) John Travolta. “One Nation Under Dog” “The Game” (1997) Michael Douglas. ‘R’ (:40) “Hot Fuzz” (2007) Simon Pegg. ‘R’ Way Back (:10) “Jack the Bear” (1991) Danny DeVito. (9:50) “Chasing Mavericks” (2012, Drama) ‘PG’ “Madagascar 3: Wanted” “Oblivion” (2013) Tom Cruise. ‘PG-13’ (:40) 2 Guns Walk-Clds “War of the Worlds” (2005) Tom Cruise. “Summer of Sam” (1999, Drama) John Leguizamo. ‘R’ “Admission” (2013) Tina Fey. ‘PG-13’ (2:55) “Magic Mike” ‘R’ (7:50) “The Place Beyond the Pines” (2012) (:10) “Dream House” (2011) ‘PG-13’ (:45) “The Watch” (2012, Comedy) Ben Stiller. ‘R’ “Next of Kin” (1989) Patrick Swayze. ‘R’ Dark Shad + MAX 311 516 (:15) “Getaway” (2013) ‘PG-13’ (:45) “Rebound” (2005) ‘PG’ (:15) “Now You See Me” (2013) ‘PG-13’ (:15) “Roll Bounce” (2005) Bow Wow. ‘PG-13’ (:10) “Snitch” (2013) Cloud Atlas (:45) “Admission” (2013) Tina Fey. ‘PG-13’ (:35) “Batman Begins” (2005, Action) Christian Bale. ‘PG-13’ (:10) “2 Guns” (2013) Denzel Washington. ‘R’ “Flags of Our Fathers” (7:45) “Hollywoodland” (2006) Adrien Brody. ‘R’ “When a Man Loves a Woman” (1994) ‘R’ (:05) “Slither” (2006, Horror) ‘R’ (:45) “Step Up Revolution” (2012) ‘PG-13’ Sleepy (:15) “The Other Sister” (1999) Juliette Lewis. ‘PG-13’ “For Ellen” (2012) Paul Dano. (:15) “The 13th Warrior” (1999, Adventure) ‘R’ “Made in America” (2013) ‘NR’ Broadway (7:30) “The Three Musketeers” “Sellebrity” (2012, Documentary) ‘NR’ “Peace, Love & Misunderstanding” ‘R’ (:35) “Far and Away” (1992, Drama) Tom Cruise. ‘PG-13’ “Bunraku” (2010) ‘R’ 5 SHOW 319 546 (7:15) “Hollywoodland” (2006) ‘R’ “My Week With Marilyn” (2011) (:15) “Replicant” (2001, Action) ‘R’ “Rescue Dawn” (2006) Christian Bale. ‘PG-13’ (:15) “Judge Dredd” “The Truman Show” (1998) Jim Carrey. ‘PG’ (9:55) “Notting Hill” (1999) Julia Roberts. “Apartment 1303” (2012, Horror) ‘R’ “Slither” (2006) Nathan Fillion. (:05) “Sleepy Hollow” ‘R’ “The Double” (2011) Richard Gere. (:40) “Dummy” (2003) ‘R’ (:15) “The New Daughter” (2009) Kevin Costner. (:05) “The Iron Lady” (2011) Meryl Streep. “The Yards” (2000) Sarafina! ‘R’ (:20) “Toast” (2010) ‘NR’ “The Impossible” (2012) Naomi Watts. “Even Money” (2006, Drama) Kim Basinger. ‘R’ “Grassroots” (2012) Jason Biggs. ‘R’ Ramen Girl (7:30) “Material Girls” (:10) “The Woman in Black” (2012) ‘PG-13’ “Melancholia” (2011, Drama) Kirsten Dunst. ‘R’ “Quartet” (2012) Maggie Smith. “The Three Musketeers” 8 TMC 329 554 “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn” “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2” “Derailed” (2002, Action) ‘R’ “Byzantium” (2012) Gemma Arterton. ‘R’ “Twilight-Dawn” (7:35) “Pi” (1998) “Beaches” (1988, Drama) Bette Midler. ‘PG-13’ (:05) “Quartet” (2012) Maggie Smith. ‘PG-13’ “The Brothers Bloom” (2008) Rachel Weisz. “Coach Carter” rupt Los Angeles narcotics officer who come out of his shell. ‘PG-13’ (1:43) 2 Guns ›› (2013, Action) Denzel wants to include him in his schemes. ! 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sportszone AUTO RACING Sunday 5:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 NHRA Drag Racing From Commerce, Ga. (Same-day Tape) (CC)

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Saturday

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4:00 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Tip-Off (Live) (CC) 5:00 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC) 7:30 p.m. (31) TNT Inside the NBA (Live) (CC)

8:00 p.m. 5 SHOW Boxing Stevenson vs. Fonfara for the WBC light heavyweight title. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (36) ROOT MLS Soccer 7:00 p.m. (36) ROOT MLS Soccer

Thursday

12:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NFL Live (Live) (CC) 1:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 College Football Live (Live) (CC)

Thursday

Saturday 2:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 NHRA Drag Racing From Topeka, Kan. (Sameday Tape) (CC)

BASEBALL Sunday 1:00 p.m. (36) ROOT Mariners Postgame (Live) 3:00 p.m. (34) ESPN Baseball Tonight: Sunday Night Countdown (Live) 4:00 p.m. (34) ESPN MLB Baseball (Live) 8:30 p.m. (36) ROOT MLB Baseball

Monday 3:00 p.m. (34) ESPN MLB Baseball (Live) 8:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC)

Tuesday 3:30 p.m. (36) ROOT Mariners Pregame (Live) 4:00 p.m. (8) WGN-A (36) ROOT MLB Baseball (Live) 7:00 p.m. (36) ROOT Mariners Postgame (Live) 7:30 p.m. (36) ROOT MLB Baseball 8:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC)

5:30 p.m. (36) ROOT Mariners Pregame (Live) 6:00 p.m. (36) ROOT MLB Baseball (Live)

Friday 2:30 p.m. (36) ROOT MLB Baseball 5:30 p.m. (36) ROOT Mariners Pregame (Live) 6:00 p.m. (8) WGN-A (36) ROOT MLB Baseball (Live) 8:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC)

Saturday 3:00 p.m. (9) FOX MLB Baseball (Live) (CC) 5:30 p.m. (36) ROOT Mariners Pregame (Live) 6:00 p.m. (8) WGN-A (36) ROOT MLB Baseball (Live) 8:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC)

BASKETBALL Tuesday 3:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NBA Countdown (Live) 4:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NBA Lottery From New York. (Live) 4:30 p.m. (34) ESPN NBA Basketball (Live) (CC)

3:30 p.m. (34) ESPN NBA Countdown (Live) 4:30 p.m. (34) ESPN NBA Basketball (Live) (CC)

Friday 4:00 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Tip-Off (Live) (CC) 5:00 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC) 7:30 p.m. (31) TNT Inside the NBA (Live) (CC)

Saturday 3:30 p.m. (34) ESPN NBA Countdown (Live) 4:30 p.m. (34) ESPN NBA Basketball (Live) (CC)

BOXING Sunday 2:30 p.m. ^ HBO2 Boxing Mike Alvarado takes on Juan Manuel Marquez in a 12-round welterweight bout, from Inglewood, Calif. (Taped) (CC)

Monday

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Wednesday 12:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NFL Live (Live) (CC) 1:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 College Football Live (Live) (CC)

Friday 5:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Boxing From Verona, N.Y. (Live) (CC)

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The long-running Syfy fantasydrama “Warehouse 13” comes to an end on Monday. Get caught up on plotlines and remember favorite moments at www.syfy.com/ warehouse13

Thursday, History brings back “Big Rig Bounty Hunters,” focusing on a company tasked with finding missing truckloads of cargo. Click on www.history.com/shows/ big-rig-bounty-hunters/cast

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“The Bachelorette” returns for its 10th cycle Monday on ABC, as Andi Dorfman attempts to find a mate from a bunch of reality show contestants. Meet them at abc. go.com/shows/the-bachelorette On Sunday, ABC presents the 2014 Billboard Music Awards from the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas. Meet the nominees and performers at www.billboard.com/bbma

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Thursday

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The Band Perry, Lady Antebellum and other country stars perform on “ACM Presents: An All-Star Salute to the Troops,” airing Tuesday on CBS. Go to www.acmcountry. com/special.html

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America’s Funniest Home America’s Funniest Home (8) WGN-A 239 307 Videos ‘PG’ Videos ‘PG’ (3:00) PM Style With Lisa Robertson ‘G’ (20) QVC 137 317

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Parks and Parks and Recreation Recreation Isaac Mizrahi Live ‘G’ Dooney & Bourke ‘G’ Lights For Every Occasion ‘G’ Hoarders “June; Doug” A Hoarders “Lisa; Bertha” A food Hoarders “Roy; Loretta” Roy woman may lose her home. hoarder is also a chef. ‘PG’ hoards vehicles on his prop‘PG’ erty. ‘PG’ NCIS: Los Angeles “Touch of WWE Monday Night RAW (N Same-day Tape) ‘PG’ Death” ‘14’ Seinfeld “The Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy The Big Bang Soup Nazi” “Tea Peter” ‘14’ “Viewer Mail “Internal Af- “Into Fat Air” Theory ‘14’ ‘PG’ 2” ‘14’ fairs” ‘14’ ‘14’ Castle “Linchpin” ‘PG’ Castle Fairytale-themed mur- (:01) Castle “A Dance With ders. ‘PG’ Death” ‘PG’ Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live)

Parks and 30 Rock ‘14’ Recreation Dell Computers “Dell Days” ‘G’ Hoarders “Laura; Penny” A woman tries to improve her home. ‘PG’

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It’s Always Sunny Bob Mackie Wearable Art “Fashion” ‘G’ (:01) Hoarders “Kevin; Mary” Kevin faces eviction; Mary cleans up. ‘PG’ (:05) NCIS: Los Angeles “The Watchers” ‘PG’ Conan (N) ‘14’

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King of the King of the The Cleve- The Cleve- Family Guy The BoonAmerican Family Guy Robot Aqua Teen Squidbillies Family Guy The BoonAmerican Family Guy Robot Hill ‘PG’ Hill ‘PG’ land Show land Show ‘14’ docks ‘MA’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ Chicken Hunger ‘14’ ‘14’ docks ‘MA’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ Chicken River Monsters: Unhooked River Monsters: Unhooked River Monsters: Unhooked River Monsters: Unhooked River Monsters: Unhooked Monster-Sized “Amazon Apoca- (:04) River Monsters: Unhooked “Amazon Apocalypse” Inside ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ (N) ‘PG’ lypse” Inside the Sobral Santos attack. (N) the Sobral Santos attack. (N) ‘PG’ Win, Lose or Austin & Austin & Austin & Jessie ‘G’ I Didn’t Do “Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie” (:45) Dog With (:10) Austin & (:35) Good Jessie ‘G’ A.N.T. Farm Good Luck Good Luck Draw ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ It ‘G’ (2009) Selena Gomez. ‘G’ a Blog Ally ‘G’ Luck Charlie ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Sam & Cat ‘Y’ AwesomeFull House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Friends ‘PG’ (:36) Friends (:12) Friends Chandler is nessTV ‘PG’ ‘14’ trapped with a model. ‘PG’ The Middle The Middle The Middle “Beetlejuice” (1988, Comedy) Michael Keaton. Two ghosts “The Goonies” (1985, Adventure) Sean Astin, Josh Brolin, Jeff Cohen. Young The 700 Club ‘G’ Fresh Prince Fresh Prince ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ try to scare away their home’s new tenants. misfits find a 17th-century pirate’s treasure map. Toddlers & Tiaras “Glitter My Big Fat American Gypsy Untold Stories of the E.R. OMG! EMT! A patient’s wild Sex Sent Me to the E.R. 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“We’re the Millers” (2013, Comedy) Jennifer Aniston, Jason Game of Thrones “Mocking- Veep “Special (:35) Silicon Sudeikis, Will Poulter. A dealer goes to Mexico with a fake bird” Tyrion gains an unlikely Relationship” Valley ‘MA’ family to score drugs. ‘R’ ally. ‘MA’ ‘MA’ Game of Thrones “Mocking- Veep “Special (:35) Silicon (:05) Boxing Mike Alvarado vs. Juan Manuel Marquez. Mike bird” Tyrion gains an unlikely Relationship” Valley ‘MA’ Alvarado takes on Juan Manuel Marquez in a 12-round welterally. ‘MA’ ‘MA’ weight bout, from Inglewood, Calif. (3:40) “2 Guns” (2013) Denzel Washington. “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” (2012, (:15) “Pet Sematary” (1989, Horror) Dale Midkiff, Fred Gw- “Vehicle 19” (2013, Suspense) Paul Walker, (:25) Lingerie Feature 4: Model Perfection A ynne, Denise Crosby. An ancient burial ground holds a secret Naima McLean. A man finds a woman in his compilation of episodes. ‘MA’ + MAX 311 516 Undercover agents go on the run after a mis- Action) Benjamin Walker, Dominic Cooper, sion goes bad. ‘R’ Anthony Mackie. ‘R’ for a family. ‘R’ rental car’s trunk. ‘R’ (3:30) “Sleepy Hollow” (:15) “Man on a Ledge” (2012, Suspense) Sam Worthington, Years of Living Dangerously Penny Dreadful “Seance” Nurse Jackie Californica- Penny Dreadful “Seance” Nurse Jackie Californication “Kickoff” Vanessa and Malcom search ‘MA’ tion “Kickoff” 5 SHOW 319 546 (1999, Horror) Johnny Depp. Elizabeth Banks, Jamie Bell. A disgraced ex-cop steps onto “Winds of Change” (N) ‘PG’ Vanessa and Malcom search ‘MA’ ‘R’ the ledge of a high-rise. ‘PG-13’ for answers. ‘MA’ ‘MA’ for answers. ‘MA’ ‘MA’ (3:00) “The Yards” (2000, “People Like Us” (2012, Drama) Chris Pine, Elizabeth “Byzantium” (2012, Horror) Gemma Arterton, Saoirse Ro“The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” (2011, Ro“The Twilight Saga: BreakBanks, Olivia Wilde. A young man suddenly discovers the nan, Jonny Lee Miller. Fugitive female vampires take refuge at mance) Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner. ing Dawn Part 2” (2012) 8 TMC 329 554 Crime Drama) Mark Wahlberg. ‘R’ existence of a sister. ‘PG-13’ a seaside British community. ‘R’ Bella and Edward marry. ‘PG-13’ Kristen Stewart.

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(N) ‘14’ cameras to follow her. ‘14’ follow her. ‘14’ follow her. ‘14’ follow her. ‘14’ follow her. ‘14’ Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Vic- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Playing (:31) Modern (:01) Modern (:31) Modern tims Unit ‘14’ tims Unit “Cage” ‘14’ tims Unit ‘14’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ House ‘14’ Family ‘PG’ Family ‘PG’ Family ‘PG’ Friends “The Seinfeld “The Seinfeld “The Seinfeld ‘PG’ Seinfeld “The Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang Conan (N) ‘14’ Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘14’ Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘PG’ One in Vegas” Secret Code” Pool Guy” ‘PG’ Gum” ‘PG’ “Ratings Guy” “Yug Ylimaf” “Joe’s Revenge” ‘14’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘14’ ‘14’ Castle Investigating with an- Castle Castle takes on a new Castle A body with human bite Rizzoli & Isles “We Are Fam- (:01) Rizzoli & Isles Maura (:02) Rizzoli & Isles “But I Am (:03) The Mentalist “Red Sky other detective. ‘PG’ partner. ‘PG’ marks is found. ‘PG’ ily” ‘14’ investigates Hope. ‘14’ a Good Girl” ‘14’ in the Morning” ‘14’ NBA Lottery NBA Basketball Eastern Conference Final, Game 1: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (N) (Live) SportsCenter Fantasy Foot- NFL Live (N) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Olbermann (N) (Live) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) NBA Tonight Olbermann NASCAR Now (N) ball (N) (N) MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Texas Rangers. From Globe Life Park in Arlington, Texas. Mariners MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Texas Rangers. From Globe Life Park in Arlington, Texas. Mariners (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Postgame (Subject to Blackout) Postgame Ink Master “Ink Master Explo- Ink Master “Fighting Dirty” ‘14’ Ink Master “Tag Team Tatt” ‘14’ Ink Master A yacht ride with a Ink Master ‘14’ Ink Master (N) (Live) ‘14’ Tattoo Night- Tattoo Nightsion” ‘14’ surprise. ‘14’ mares mares (3:30) “Eragon” (2006, Fantasy) Ed Speleers, Jeremy Irons. A “Shooter” (2007, Suspense) Mark Wahlberg, Michael Peña, Danny Glover. A wounded sniper Freakshow Freakshow Small Town Freakshow dragon’s egg leads a farm boy to his destiny. plots revenge against those who betrayed him. (N) ‘14’ (N) ‘14’ Security (N) ‘14’ King of the King of the The Cleve- The Cleve- American American Family Guy Family Guy Robot Aqua Teen Squidbillies American American Family Guy Hill ‘PG’ Hill ‘PG’ land Show land Show Dad ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ ‘14’ Chicken Hunger ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ Gator Boys “Passing the Gator Boys “Gator Getaway” Man-Eating Super Croc ‘14’ Man-Eating Zombie Cats (N) River Monsters “Killer Myster- River Monsters: Unhooked (:04) River Monsters “Killer Torch” ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ies” (N) ‘PG’ Monster-Sized (N) Mysteries” ‘PG’ Win, Lose or Jessie ‘G’ Liv & Mad- Liv & Mad- Jessie ‘G’ I Didn’t Do Jessie ‘G’ Dog With a Liv & Mad- Dog With a Austin & Good Luck Jessie ‘G’ A.N.T. 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Toddlers & Tiaras ‘PG’ My Big Fat American Gypsy The Little The Little 19 Kids and Counting “The 19 Kids and 19 Kids and The Little (:31) The 19 Kids and 19 Kids and Wedding ‘14’ Couple ‘G’ Couple ‘PG’ Big Question” ‘G’ Counting ‘G’ Counting ‘G’ Couple ‘G’ Little Couple Counting ‘G’ Counting ‘G’ Alaska: The Last Frontier Deadliest Catch The fleet is Deadliest Catch “Darwin’s Deadliest Catch: On Deck Deadliest Catch “On the (:01) Alaskan Bush People (:01) Deadliest Catch “On the “Blindsided” (N) ‘14’ Rocks” ‘PG’ ‘PG’ behind schedule. ‘PG’ Law” ‘PG’ “Against the Law” (N) ‘14’ Rocks” (N) ‘PG’ Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods With Andrew Man v. Food Man v. 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(28) USA 105 242 (30) TBS 139 247 (31) TNT 138 245 (34) ESPN 140 206 (35) ESPN2 144 209 (36) ROOT 426 687 (38) SPIKE 241 241 (43) AMC 131 254 (46) TOON 176 296 (47) ANPL 184 282 (49) DISN 173 291 (50) NICK 171 300 (51) FAM 180 311

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MAY 21, 2014

8:30

The Dr. Oz Show ‘PG’

Revolution “Declaration of Independence” Neville targets President Davis. ‘14’ Nature “The Gathering Swarms” Swarm intelligence. (N) ‘PG’

Channel 2 News 5:00 Report (N) WordGirl ‘Y7’ Wild Kratts BBC World “Skunked!” ‘Y’ News America ‘PG’

NBC Nightly Channel 2 Newshour (N) News (N) ‘G’ Alaska Weather ‘G’

9 PM

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Wheel of For- The Middle Axl waits to learn Modern Fam- (:31) Mixology Motive “Raw Deal” A suspitune (N) ‘G’ his final grades. (N) ‘PG’ ily (N) ‘PG’ (N) ‘14’ cious suicide. (N) ‘14’ Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Four young adults die in a An actor is wounded, his fiansuicide pact. ‘14’ cee killed. ‘14’ Survivor “It’s Do or Die” A castaway is crowned Sole Survivor. (N) ‘PG’ American Idol “Winner Chosen” The winner is revealed. (N Same-day Tape) ‘PG’

PBS NewsHour (N)

American Family Guy Dad “Lost in ‘14’ Space” ‘14’ Survivor “Reunion Special” (N) ‘PG’ (:06) Fox 4 News at 9 (N)

Law & Order: Special Vic- (:01) Chicago PD Atwater settims Unit The rape and rob- tles into his new role. (N) ‘14’ bery of tourists. ‘14’ NOVA “Bombing Hitler’s Dams” Barnes Wallis invents a bouncing bomb. ‘PG’

ABC News at (:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live 10 (N) Adam Sandler; Elle Fanning; Lykke Li. (N) ‘14’ 30 Rock How I Met The Office “Black Light Your Mother “The Meeting” Attack!” ‘14’ ‘14’ ‘PG’ KTVA Night- (:35) Late Show With David cast Letterman (N) ‘PG’ The Arsenio Hall Show ‘14’ Two and a Half Men ‘14’

(:37) Nightline (N) ‘G’ It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Late Late Show/Craig TMZ (N) ‘PG’

Channel 2 (:34) The Tonight Show Star- (:36) Late News: Late ring Jimmy Fallon (N) ‘14’ Night With Edition (N) Seth Meyers Uncommon Courage: Patrio- Charlie Rose (N) tism and Civil Liberties ‘PG’

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Rules of En- Rules of En- Rules of En- Rules of En- Salem ‘MA’ (8) WGN-A 239 307 gagement gagement gagement gagement In the Kitchen With David “PM Edition” Cooking with David Venable. ‘G’ (20) QVC 137 317

ple (55) TLC 183 280 e (56) DISC 182 278

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News & Views ABC World (N) News

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Inside Edition Family Feud Family Feud Family Guy 30 Rock ‘14’ (N) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ “Farmer Guy” ‘14’ The Ellen DeGeneres Show KTVA 5 p.m. CBS Evening KTVA 6 p.m. Evening News (N) ‘G’ First Take News (N) Bethenny Ramona Singer; Entertainment Two and a The Big Bang The Big Bang Kenya Moore. (N) ‘PG’ Tonight (N) Half Men ‘14’ Theory ‘14’ Theory ‘14’

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Her to (23) LIFE 108 252

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g (8) CBS-11 11 G’ (9) FOX-4 4

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Salem ‘MA’

Rules of En- Rules of En- Rules of En- Rules of En- 30 Rock ‘14’ It’s Always gagement gagement gagement gagement Sunny orYANY Handbags ‘G’ Bronzo Italia Jewelry Rose-colored bronze designs from Quacker Factory by Jeanne Italy. ‘G’ Bice ‘G’ “The Good Sister” (2014, Suspense) Sonya Walger, Ben “Clara’s Deadly Secret” (2013, Suspense) Emmanuelle Bass, Ashleigh Harrington. A man has an affair with his wife’s Vaugier, Richard Ruccolo. Strange events plague a family in a long-lost, twin sister. ‘14’ house where a girl died. ‘14’ NCIS The team searches for NCIS An officer thinks he is Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Modern FamBodnar. ‘14’ being followed. ‘14’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang Deal With It Conan (N) ‘14’ Theory ‘14’ Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘14’ Theory ‘PG’ (N) ‘14’

Futurama ‘PG’ ’Til Death ‘PG’

Vicenza Style: Fine Italian Jewelry ‘G’ Wife Swap Traditional mom; Movie ‘PG’ (:02) “The Good Sister” modern wife and mother. ‘PG’ (2014, Suspense) Sonya Walger, Ben Bass. ‘14’ NCIS A female bomb-tech is NCIS An officer is killed on a NCIS The team uncovers a NCIS: Los Angeles “Standattacked. ‘PG’ British ship. ‘PG’ sinister plan. ‘14’ off” ‘PG’ The Pete Conan ‘14’ Friends Living Seinfeld “The Seinfeld “The Seinfeld “The Seinfeld “The Family Guy Holmes Show arrangements. Rye” ‘PG’ Caddy” ‘PG’ Cadillac” ‘PG’ Cadillac” ‘PG’ ‘14’ ‘MA’ ‘PG’ NBA Tip-Off (N) (Live) NBA Basketball Western Conference Final, Game 1: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Inside the NBA (N) (Live) Falling Skies “On Thin Ice” Falling Skies Tom enlists a Castle Beckett faces lifeCastle ‘PG’ ‘14’ nuclear specialist. ‘14’ threatening forces. ‘PG’ (3:00) MLB Baseball Los Angeles Dodgers at New York Mets. Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) MLB Baseball: Dodgers From Citi Field in Flushing, N.Y. (Live) at Mets SportsCenter (N) (Live) March to ESPN FC (N) Fantasy Foot- Olbermann (N) (Live) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) NBA Tonight Olbermann NASCAR Now SportsCenter (N) Brazil ball (N) (N) (3:00) College Baseball ACC Tournament Day 2, Game 3: MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Texas Rangers. From Globe Life Park in Arlington, Texas. Mariners MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Texas Rangers. From Globe Life Park in Teams TBA. From Greensboro, N.C. (N) (Subject to Blackout) Postgame Arlington, Texas. (Subject to Blackout) (2:00) “Battle: Los Angeles” “The Final Destination” (2009) Bobby Campo. Death stalks “The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift” (2006, Action) Lucas Black. An “Ninja Assassin” (2009, Action) Rain, Naomie Harris, Ben Miles. A rogue as(2011) Aaron Eckhart. friends who escaped a fatal racetrack accident. American street racer takes on a Japanese champion. sassin saves the life of a Europol agent. (3:00) “Shooter” (2007) Mark Wahlberg. A wounded sniper “The Last Samurai” (2003, Adventure) Tom Cruise, Ken Watanabe, Timothy Spall. A Westerner learns the “The Matrix” (1999, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne. A plots revenge against those who betrayed him. ways of the samurai in the 1870s. computer hacker learns his world is a computer simulation. King of the King of the The Cleve- The Cleve- American American Family Guy Family Guy Robot Aqua Teen Squidbillies American American Family Guy Family Guy Robot Hill ‘PG’ Hill ‘PG’ land Show land Show Dad ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘PG’ ‘14’ Chicken Hunger ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘PG’ ‘14’ Chicken Swamp Wars “Monsters in the Swamp Wars “Hurricane: Ga- Man-Eating Super Snake ‘14’ Man-Eating Super Wolves River Monsters “Lethal En- River Monsters: Unhooked (:04) River Monsters “Lethal (:04) River Monsters: UnBackyard” ‘PG’ tor Lockdown” ‘PG’ (N) ‘14’ counters” (N) ‘PG’ Monster-Sized (N) Encounters” ‘PG’ hooked (N) ‘PG’ Win, Lose or Dog With a Dog With a Dog With a Jessie ‘G’ I Didn’t Do “Meet the Robinsons” (2007) Voices of An- (:40) Dog With (:05) Austin & Good Luck Jessie ‘G’ A.N.T. Farm “Jump In!” (2007) Corbin Draw ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ It ‘G’ gela Bassett, Daniel Hansen. a Blog Ally ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ ‘G’ Bleu, Keke Palmer. ‘G’ SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Sam & Cat ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Friends ‘PG’ (:36) Friends (:12) Friends “The One With ‘PG’ All the Poker” ‘PG’ The Middle The Middle The Middle The Middle Melissa & Melissa & Melissa & Baby Daddy “Liar Liar” (1997, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney. A fast- The 700 Club ‘G’ Baby Daddy Baby Daddy ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Joey ‘14’ Joey ‘14’ Joey ‘14’ ‘14’ talking lawyer cannot tell a lie. ‘14’ ‘14’ Toddlers & Tiaras “Me & My My Big Fat American Gypsy 19 Kids and 19 Kids and 19 Kids and Counting ‘G’ 19 Kids and Counting “The 19 Kids and 19 Kids and 19 Kids and 19 Kids and (:01) 19 Kids and CountPet: Tennessee” ‘PG’ Wedding ‘14’ Counting ‘G’ Counting ‘G’ Big Question” ‘G’ Counting ‘G’ Counting ‘G’ Counting ‘G’ Counting ‘G’ ing ‘G’ Dual Survival “Misty Mountain Dual Survival Stranded in the Dual Survival The mountains Dual Survival: Untamed “Gla- Dual Survival (N) Kodiak “First Time Fear” (N) Dual Survival Kodiak “First Time Fear” Drop” ‘14’ Rocky Mountains. ‘14’ of Oman. ‘14’ cial Downfall” (N) ‘14’ Food Paradise Places to get Trip Flip ‘PG’ Trip Flip ‘PG’ Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods With Andrew Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods With Andrew Trip Flip (N) Trip Flip ‘PG’ Baggage Baggage hot dogs. ‘PG’ ‘G’ ‘PG’ Zimmern ‘PG’ ‘G’ ‘G’ Zimmern ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Battles ‘G’ Battles ‘G’ American Pickers “The Mad American Pickers “Odd Fel- American Pickers “Cammy American Pickers “Captain American Pickers ‘PG’ Down East Dickering (N) ‘PG’ (:02) Down East Dickering (:01) American Pickers “CapCatter” ‘PG’ las” ‘PG’ Camaro” ‘PG’ Quirk” ‘PG’ “Franken-Stuff” ‘PG’ tain Quirk” ‘PG’ The First 48 Cincinnati detec- The First 48 “River’s Edge” Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Surprise wed- Duck Dynasty (:31) Duck Dy- (:02) Duck Dy- (:32) Duck Dy- (:01) Duck Dy- (:31) Duck Dytives search for a shooter. ‘14’ The murder of a homeless ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ding for Phil and Kay. ‘PG’ “Jerky Boys” nasty ‘PG’ nasty ‘PG’ nasty ‘PG’ nasty ‘PG’ nasty ‘PG’ man. ‘14’ ‘PG’ Property Brothers Sarah and Property Brothers “Samira & Property Brothers “Marla & Property Brothers “Kari & Property Brothers “Christine House Hunt- Hunters Int’l Property Brothers Leaving a Property Brothers “Christine Mari want a place. ‘G’ Shawn” ‘G’ Adam” ‘G’ Boris” ‘G’ and Mathieu” ‘G’ ers (N) ‘G’ cramped apartment. ‘G’ and Mathieu” ‘G’ The Pioneer Southern at Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Restaurant: Impossible Save My Bakery “Baking Ex- Restaurant: Impossible “Pie Restaurant: Impossible Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Restaurant: Impossible “Pie Woman ‘G’ Heart ‘G’ “Maple Tree Cafe” ‘G’ cuses” (N) ‘G’ in the Sky” ‘G’ (N) ‘G’ in the Sky” ‘G’ “Cocaine Cowboys II: Money Talks “Gentlemen’s Money Talks “The Final The Car The Car The Car The Car Money Talks “The Final Spin” Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Hustlin’” Bets” Spin” (N) Chasers Chasers Chasers Chasers The O’Reilly Factor (N) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor The Kelly File Hannity On the Record With Greta Red Eye (N) Van Susteren (3:55) Fu(:26) Futura- (4:56) South (:27) Tosh.0 The Colbert Daily Show/ (6:58) Key & (:29) South (7:59) South South Park South Park Triptank (N) Daily Show/ The Colbert (:01) At Mid- (:32) South turama ‘PG’ ma ‘14’ Park ‘14’ ‘14’ Report ‘PG’ Jon Stewart Peele ‘14’ Park ‘MA’ Park ‘MA’ ‘MA’ ‘MA’ ‘MA’ Jon Stewart Report ‘PG’ night ‘14’ Park ‘MA’ “Lake Placid 3” (2010) Colin Ferguson, Yancy Butler. Baby “Lake Placid: The Final Chapter” (2012, Horror) Robert En- “Big Ass Spider!” (2013, Science Fiction) Greg Grunberg, Ray Wise, Lin “Deep Blue Sea” (1999, Science Fiction) crocodiles become monstrous man-eaters. ‘14’ glund, Yancy Butler, Elisabeth Rohm. ‘14’ Shaye. A giant arachnid goes on a rampage in Los Angeles. Thomas Jane, Saffron Burrows.

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The (Dead Mothers) Club an ! HBO 303 504 Women who lost their mothers reflect. ‘PG’ (3:10) Billy Crystal 700 Suner” ^ HBO2 304 505 days ‘MA’

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(:15) “Big Momma’s House 2” (2006, Comedy) Martin Law- Silicon Valley Veep “Special “Fast & Furious 6” (2013, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, (:15) Real Time With Bill Last Week (:45) Game of rence, Nia Long. An FBI agent reprises his disguise, posing as ‘MA’ Relationship” Dwayne Johnson. Hobbs offers Dom and crew a full pardon Maher ‘MA’ Tonight-John Thrones ‘MA’ a heavy nanny. ‘PG-13’ ‘MA’ for their help. ‘PG-13’ (:10) “Promised Land” (2012, Drama) Matt Damon, John “First Comes Love” (2013, Documentary) Filmmaker Nina “We’re the Millers” (2013, Comedy) Jennifer Aniston, Jason (10:50) “Muhammad Ali’s Krasinski, Frances McDormand. Corporate salespeople seek Davenport raises a child on her own. ‘NR’ Sudeikis, Will Poulter. A dealer goes to Mexico with a fake Greatest Fight” (2013) ‘NR’ drilling rights in a small town. ‘R’ family to score drugs. ‘R’ (3:30) “Dark Shadows” (2012) Johnny Depp. “The Internship” (2013, Comedy) Vince Vaughn, Owen “Coffee Town” (2013, Comedy) Glenn How- “Taken 2” (2012, Action) Liam Neeson. A (:40) Femme (:10) The (:40) “Road + MAX 311 516 Vampire Barnabas Collins emerges in 1972 Wilson, Rose Byrne. Old-school salesmen finagle internships erton, Steve Little. A website manager uses a vengeful father abducts Bryan Mills and his Fatales ‘MA’ Girl’s Guide Trip” (2000) Maine. ‘PG-13’ at Google. ‘PG-13’ cafe as his office. ‘NR’ wife. ‘NR’ to Depravity ‘R’ (3:00) “Bunraku” (2010, (:05) “Crash” (2004, Drama) Sandra Bullock, Don Cheadle, Penny Dreadful “Seance” Years of Living Dangerously Californica- Nurse Jackie “Halloween: Resurrection” (2002) Jamie “Seed of tion “Kickoff” ‘MA’ Lee Curtis. Collegians spend the night in Mi- Chucky” 5 SHOW 319 546 Action) Josh Hartnett, Woody Matt Dillon. Racial tensions collide among Los Angeles resi- Vanessa and Malcom search “Winds of Change” ‘PG’ Harrelson. ‘R’ dents. ‘R’ for answers. ‘MA’ ‘MA’ chael Myers’ childhood home. (2004) ‘R’ (3:10) “The Three Muske“The Longest Yard” (2005, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Chris “Bad News Bears” (2005, Comedy) Billy Bob Thornton, “Some Girl(s)” (2013, Comedy-Drama) Adam “Quartet” (2012) Maggie Smith, Tom CourteGreg Kinnear, Marcia Gay Harden. A former baseball player Brody, Kristen Bell, Zoe Kazan. A man makes nay. A diva intrudes on a trio of retired opera 8 TMC 329 554 teers” (2011) Matthew Mac- Rock, Burt Reynolds. Prisoners train for a football game Fadyen. ‘PG-13’ against the guards. ‘PG-13’ coaches misfit Little Leaguers. ‘PG-13’ amends with ex-lovers. ‘NR’ singers. ‘PG-13’

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5:30

News & Views ABC World (N) News Inside Edition Family Feud Family Feud (N) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’

The Ellen DeGeneres Show (N) ‘G’ Bethenny Fran Drescher; sugar babies. ‘PG’ The Dr. Oz Show ‘PG’

KTVA 5 p.m. CBS Evening First Take News Entertainment Two and a Tonight (N) Half Men ‘14’

Channel 2 News 5:00 Report (N) WordGirl ‘Y7’ Wild Kratts ‘Y’ BBC World News America ‘PG’

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6:30

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8:30

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9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30

Jeopardy! (N) ‘G’

Wheel of For- The Bachelorette Andi meets the bachelors. Modern Fam- Black Box “Jerusalem” A man tune (N) ‘G’ ‘14’ ily ‘PG’ shows signs of Jerusalem Syndrome. (N) ‘14’ Family Guy 30 Rock “Leap House “Bombshells” A patient House “Out of the Chute” American Family Guy “Road to Ve- Day” ‘14’ has suspicious body scars. ‘14’ Masters develops a crush on a Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ gas” ‘14’ patient. ‘14’ KTVA 6 p.m. Evening News Big Bang (:31) The Mill- Two and a (:31) Bad (:01) Elementary “An Unnatu(N) Theory ers ‘PG’ Half Men Teacher ‘14’ ral Arrangement” ‘14’ The Big Bang The Big Bang Hell’s Kitchen The cooks’ Gang Related “Pilot” Lopez Fox 4 News at 9 (N) Theory ‘14’ Theory ‘14’ knowledge of pork is tested. teams up with Cassius Green. (N) ‘14’ ‘14’ Channel 2 Newshour (N) Hollywood Game Night (:01) Last Comic Standing (N) ‘14’ Wendie Malick; Valerie Bertinelli. (N) ‘14’ PBS NewsHour (N) Pacific Heartbeat The 50th Japanese American Lives America’s Generations With annual Merrie Monarch Fes- Rebuilding the Tohoku region Chuck Underwood ‘G’ tival. ‘G’ of Japan. ‘G’

ABC News at (:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live 10 (N) Magic Johnson; T.J. Miller. (N) ‘14’ 30 Rock ‘14’ How I Met The Office Your Mother ‘PG’ ‘14’ KTVA Night- (:35) Late Show With David cast Letterman (N) ‘PG’ The Arsenio Hall Show ‘14’ Two and a Half Men ‘14’ Channel 2 News: Late Edition (N) Just Seen It ‘PG’

Parks and Parks and Recreation Recreation Laura Geller Makeup Studio ‘G’

Parks and 30 Rock ‘14’ Recreation Aimee Kestenberg Collection: Handbags ‘G’ Movie ‘PG’

30 Rock ‘14’

(:37) Nightline (N) ‘G’ (3)

It’s Always Sunny in (6) Philadelphia Late Late Show/Craig (8) TMZ (N) ‘PG’ (9)

(:34) The Tonight Show Star- (:36) Late ring Jimmy Fallon (N) ‘14’ Night With (10) Seth Meyers Built to Last Charlie Rose (N) ‘G’ (12)

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How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met (8) WGN-A 239 307 Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother Susan Graver Style ‘G’ Dell Computers “Dell Days” Shoe Shopping With Jane ‘G’ Quacker Factory by Jeanne (20) QVC 137 317 ‘G’ Bice ‘G’ Wife Swap Executive swaps Movie ‘PG’ Movie ‘PG’ (23) LIFE 108 252 with stay-home mom. ‘PG’

It’s Always Sunny Accessories Stylelist ‘G’

Futurama ‘PG’ ’Til Death ‘PG’ Beauty IQ ‘G’

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Law & Order: Special Vic (28) USA 105 242 tims Unit “Guilt” ‘14’ Friends ‘PG’ Seinfeld ‘PG’ (30) TBS 139 247 (31) TNT 138 245 (34) ESPN 140 206 (35) ESPN2 144 209 (36) ROOT 426 687 (38) SPIKE 241 241 (43) AMC 131 254 (46) TOON 176 296 (47) ANPL 184 282 (49) DISN 173 291 (50) NICK 171 300 (51) FAM 180 311 (55) TLC 183 280 (56) DISC 182 278 (57) TRAV 196 277 (58) HIST 120 269 (59) A&E 118 265 (60) HGTV 112 229 (61) FOOD 110 231 (65) CNBC 208 355 (67) FNC 205 360 (81) COM 107 249 (82) SYFY 122 244

Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Vic- “Faster” (2010) Dwayne Johnson. An ex-con begins a race Law & Order: Special Vic (28) tims Unit ‘14’ tims Unit ‘14’ tims Unit ‘14’ tims Unit ‘14’ against time to avenge his brother’s murder. tims Unit “Rooftop” ‘14’ Conan ‘14’ Seinfeld “The Seinfeld “The Seinfeld “The Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang Conan ‘14’ The Pete Holmes Show Doll” ‘PG’ Friars Club” Calzone” ‘G’ ‘14’ ‘14’ ‘14’ Theory ‘14’ Theory ‘14’ Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘14’ (30) ‘MA’ ‘PG’ Castle Evidence links Castle Castle A murder occurs during Castle “Swan Song” A guitarist Castle Castle and Beckett (:01) Castle A man named (:02) Castle A divorce attorney (:02) Hawaii Five-0 “Hana ‘a‘a (:02) Hawaii Five-0 “Ke (31) to a murder. ‘PG’ a convention. ‘PG’ is murdered. ‘PG’ protect a witness. ‘PG’ Kriss Kringle is killed. ‘PG’ is murdered. ‘PG’ Makehewa” ‘14’ Kinohi” ‘14’ (3:30) NBA NBA Basketball Eastern Conference Final, Game 2: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) NBA Basketball (34) Countdown College Softball College Softball NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams Olbermann (N) (Live) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Olbermann NFL Live (N) SportsCenter (N) (35) TBA. (N) (Live) (3:00) Tennis PowerShares Mariners All Mariners Pre- MLB Baseball Houston Astros at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject Mariners MLB Baseball Houston Astros at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Se (36) Series: Portland. Access game to Blackout) (Live) Postgame attle. (Subject to Blackout) (3:00) “The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ iMPACT Wrestling (N) ‘14’ Ink Master ‘14’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ (38) Drift” (2006, Action) Lucas Black. (2:30) “The Last Samurai” (2003, Adventure) Tom Cruise, “The Mummy” (1999, Adventure) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah. A mummy (8:46) “The Mummy Returns” (2001) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz. Two evil (:45) “Com (43) Ken Watanabe, Timothy Spall. seeks revenge for a 3,000-year-old curse. forces pursue the son of adventurer Rick O’Connell. mando” King of the King of the The Cleve- The Cleve- American American Family Guy Family Guy Loiter Squad The Eric An- Delocated American American Family Guy Family Guy Loiter Squad (46) Hill ‘PG’ Hill ‘PG’ land Show land Show Dad ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ “PTV” ‘14’ ‘14’ dre Show “Tap” ‘PG’ Dad ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ “PTV” ‘14’ ‘14’ Dirty Jobs: Down Under ‘PG’ Dirty Jobs: Down Under ‘PG’ Man-Eating Zombie Cats Devoured: Super Snake: River Monsters “American River Monsters: Unhooked (:04) River Monsters “Ameri- (:04) River Monsters: Un (47) Supersized Horrors” (N) ‘PG’ Monster-Sized (N) can Horrors” ‘PG’ hooked (N) ‘PG’ Win, Lose or Dog With a Liv & Mad- Liv & Mad- Jessie ‘G’ I Didn’t Do “Judy Moody and the NOT Bummer Sum- (:40) Dog With (:05) Austin & (:35) Good Jessie ‘G’ A.N.T. Farm Good Luck Good Luck Draw ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ die ‘G’ die ‘G’ It ‘G’ mer” (2011) Jordana Beatty. a Blog Ally ‘G’ Luck Charlie ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ (49) SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Sam & Cat ‘G’ Instant Mom See Dad Run Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Friends ‘14’ (:36) Friends (:12) Friends Monica dates a (50) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ college student. ‘PG’ The Middle The Middle The Middle The Middle “Liar Liar” (1997, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney. A fast- “Bruce Almighty” (2003, Comedy) Jim Carrey. A frustrated The 700 Club ‘G’ Fresh Prince Fresh Prince (51) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ talking lawyer cannot tell a lie. reporter receives divine powers from God. My Big Fat American Gypsy My Big Fat American Gypsy My Big Fat American Gypsy My Big Fat American Gypsy My Big Fat American Gypsy Gypsy Sisters ‘14’ My Big Fat American Gypsy Gypsy Sisters ‘14’ (55) Wedding ‘14’ Wedding ‘14’ Wedding ‘14’ Wedding ‘14’ Wedding (N) ‘14’ Wedding ‘14’ Deadliest Catch “On the Fast N’ Loud ‘14’ Fast N’ Loud ‘14’ Fast N’ Loud ‘14’ Fast N’ Loud ‘14’ Fast N’ Loud ‘14’ Fast N’ Loud ‘14’ Fast N’ Loud ‘14’ (56) Rocks” ‘PG’ Mysteries at the Museum Bizarre Foods With Andrew Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods With Andrew Greatest Mysteries: Louvre Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Greatest Mysteries: Louvre (57) ‘PG’ Zimmern ‘PG’ “Butte” ‘PG’ “Alaska” ‘G’ Zimmern ‘PG’ (N) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Big Rig (:02) Pawn (:32) Pawn (:01) Pawn (:31) Pawn Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Big Rig (58) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ (N) ‘PG’ (N) ‘PG’ Bounty Bounty Stars ‘PG’ Stars ‘PG’ Stars ‘PG’ Stars ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ The First 48 “10 Pounds” The First 48 “Hale Storm” A The First 48 A 28-year-old The First 48 A young homi- After the First 48 A teen dies (:01) The Killer Speaks A kill- (:02) The First 48 Migrant (:01) The First 48 A young hoDrug-related murder. ‘14’ barrage of bullets. ‘14’ stabbed to death at work. ‘14’ cide witness is shot. ‘PG’ at her own birthday party. ing spree covers three states. worker beaten; car wash kill- micide witness is shot. ‘PG’ (59) (N) ‘14’ (N) ‘14’ ing. ‘14’ Rehab AdRehab AdRehab AdRehab AdRehab AdRehab AdRehab AdRehab AdRehab AdRehab AdHouse Hunt- Hunters Int’l Fixer Upper A house with an Rehab AdRehab Ad (60) dict ‘G’ dict ‘G’ dict ‘G’ dict ‘G’ dict ‘G’ dict ‘G’ dict ‘G’ dict ‘G’ dict ‘G’ dict ‘G’ ers (N) ‘G’ urban feel. 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(3:00) “The Mummy Returns” (2001, Adventure) Brendan “X-Men” (2000, Action) Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen. Two “X2: X-Men United” (2003, Fantasy) Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman, Ian McKellen. A power- “Face/Off” (43) AMC 131 254 Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah. groups of mutated humans square off against each other. mad militarist pursues the mutants. (1997) ad King of the King of the The Cleve- The Cleve- American American Family Guy Family Guy Robot Aqua Teen Squidbillies American American Family Guy Family Guy Robot (46) TOON 176 296 Hill ‘PG’ Hill ‘PG’ land Show land Show Dad ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ ‘14’ Chicken Hunger ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ ‘14’ Chicken Uncovering Aliens ‘PG’ Uncovering Aliens Alleged Uncovering Aliens “Alien Mermaids: The Body Found: The Extended Cut Half-man, Mermaids: The New Evidence: The ExMermaids: The New Evidence: The Ex (47) ANPL 184 282 alien abductions. ‘PG’ Invasion” ‘PG’ half-fish, all conjecture. ‘PG’ tended Cut ‘PG’ tended Cut ‘PG’ k Austin & Austin & (4:55) Austin (:20) “Judy Moody and the NOT Bummer Jessie ‘G’ Jessie ‘G’ Jessie ‘G’ Jessie ‘G’ Austin & Ally Good Luck Jessie ‘G’ Liv & Mad- A.N.T. Farm Shake It (49) DISN 173 291 Ally ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ & Ally ‘G’ Summer” (2011) Jordana Beatty. Charlie ‘G’ die ‘G’ ‘G’ Up! ‘G’ sa SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob fails his driving test. Sam & Cat ‘G’ “A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow SpongeBob Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Friends ‘PG’ (:36) Friends (:12) Friends Phobic Ross (50) NICK 171 300 ‘Y7’ Up, Timmy Turner!” ‘14’ tends infant son. ‘PG’ ce The Middle The Middle The Middle The Middle “Bruce Almighty” (2003, Comedy) Jim Carrey. A frustrated “Along Came Polly” (2004) Ben Stiller. A jilted newlywed The 700 Club ‘G’ Fresh Prince Fresh Prince (51) FAM 180 311 ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ reporter receives divine powers from God. finds solace with another woman. Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes: Say Yes to the Say Yes: I Found the (:31) I Found Say Yes to the Say Yes: (:01) I Found (:32) I Found (55) TLC 183 280 Dress Dress Dress Dress Dress Dress Dress Unveil Dress Unveil Gown ‘PG’ the Gown Dress Unveil the Gown the Gown Alaskan Bush People “Hu- Alaskan Bush People The Moonshiners ‘14’ Sons of Guns: Locked and Sons of Guns (N) ‘14’ (:01) Boss (:31) Boss (:01) Sons of Guns ‘14’ (:01) Boss (:31) Boss (56) DISC 182 278 man Wolf Pack” ‘14’ Browns must hurry. ‘14’ Loaded ‘14’ Hog (N) ‘14’ Hog ‘14’ Hog ‘14’ Hog ‘14’ Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum re Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods With Andrew Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods America ‘PG’ Mysteries at the Museum (57) TRAV 196 277 ‘G’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘G’ Zimmern ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘G’ ‘PG’ Modern Marvels “Axes” Ax Modern Marvels “Wood” ‘PG’ American Pickers “California American Pickers “California American Pickers “For a Few American Pickers “Captain (:02) American Pickers “Lon- (:01) American Pickers ‘PG’ (58) HIST 120 269 history. ‘PG’ Kustom” ‘PG’ Gold Mine” ‘PG’ Dollars More” ‘PG’ Quirk” ‘PG’ don Calling” ‘PG’ hoThe First 48 “Road Hazard; The First 48 “One Heart” The First 48 “Devil Inside; The First 48 Migrant worker The First 48 A young woman The First 48 A mother is found (:02) The First 48 “Down in (:01) The First 48 Migrant ’ (59) A&E 118 265 Cold” A motorcycle club presi- The detectives use unusual Rattlesnake” A woman is found beaten; car wash killing. ‘14’ is set on fire. ‘14’ burned behind a house. ‘14’ Overtown; Breaking Point” ‘14’ worker beaten; car wash killdent is shot. ‘14’ tactics. ‘14’ dead. ‘14’ ing. ‘14’ House Hunt- House Hunt- House Hunt- House Hunt- Hunters Int’l House Hunt- Beachfront Beachfront Beachfront Beachfront House Hunt- Hunters Int’l House Hunt- Hunters Int’l Beachfront Beachfront (60) HGTV 112 229 ers ‘G’ ers ‘G’ ers ‘G’ ers ‘G’ ers ‘G’ Bargain Bargain Bargain Bargain ers ‘G’ ers ‘G’ Bargain Bargain Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive (61) FOOD 110 231

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MLS Soccer: Timbers at Mariners All Mariners Pre- MLB Baseball Houston Astros at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject Mariners MLS Soccer Seattle Sounders FC at Vancouver Whitecaps MLB Baseball Red Bulls Access game to Blackout) (Live) Postgame FC. From BC Place Stadium in Vancouver, B.C. (2:00) “Gladiator” (2000) Russell Crowe, “Iron Man” (2008, Action) Robert Downey Jr., Terrence Howard, Gwyneth Paltrow. A billion- “Iron Man” (2008, Action) Robert Downey Jr., Terrence Howard, Gwyneth Paltrow. A billion- “Gladiator” Joaquin Phoenix, Connie Nielsen. aire dons an armored suit to fight criminals. aire dons an armored suit to fight criminals. (2000) “The Green Berets” (1968, War) John Wayne, David Janssen, Jim Hutton. A cynical anti-war “Heartbreak Ridge” (1986, War) Clint Eastwood, Marsha Mason, Everett McGill. Marine ser- “The Green Berets” (1968, War) John Wayne. A cynical antinewsman is assigned to a career soldier. geant sees ex-wife, readies recruits for Grenada. war newsman is assigned to a career soldier. King of the King of the American Family Guy Black Dyna- The BoonThe BoonAttack on Dragon Ball Z: Cooler’s Re- Naruto: Ship- One Piece Blue Exorcist Black Lagoon Beware the Naruto ‘PG’ Hill ‘PG’ Hill ‘PG’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ mite ‘14’ docks ‘MA’ docks ‘MA’ Titan ‘14’ venge ‘Y7’ puden (N) ‘Y7’ (N) ‘14’ ‘MA’ Batman ‘PG’ Monsters and Mysteries in Monsters and Mysteries in Monster Croc: Search for a American Swamp Monsters Man-Eating Super Squid: A River Monsters: Unhooked Man-Eating Super Squid: A (:04) River Monsters: UnAmerica ‘PG’ America ‘PG’ Killer (N) ‘PG’ (N) ‘PG’ Monster Invasion ‘PG’ Monster-Sized (N) Monster Invasion ‘PG’ hooked (N) ‘PG’ Good Luck Good Luck Dog With a Dog With a Austin & Austin & Dog With a Dog With a Dog With a Dog With a Lab Rats “Zip Kickin’ It ‘Y7’ Good Luck I Didn’t Do It Liv & Mad- Dog With a Charlie ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ It” ‘Y’ Charlie ‘G’ “Pilot” ‘G’ die ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ The Thunder- Hathaways SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob “The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie” SpongeBob Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Friends ‘PG’ (:36) Friends (:12) Friends ‘PG’ mans ‘G’ (2004, Comedy) Voices of Tom Kenny. ‘PG’ (3:00) “Jumanji” (1995, Fan- “Along Came Polly” (2004) Ben Stiller. A jilted newlywed “Zookeeper” (2011) Kevin James. Talking animals teach their “Bedtime Stories” (2008) Adam Sandler, Keri Russell. A “Casper” (1995) Christina tasy) Robin Williams. finds solace with another woman. shy caretaker how to woo a woman. handyman’s tall tales begin to come true. Ricci, Bill Pullman. Hoarding: Buried Alive “I Hoarding: Buried Alive “It’s OMG! EMT! A patient’s wild Sex Sent Me to the E.R. Sex Sent Me to the E.R. OMG! EMT! (N) Sex Sent Me to the E.R. Sex Sent Me to the E.R. Was Gonna Gag” ‘PG’ Just Sex” ‘14’ night; a baby delivery. “Bedroom Slip-up” ‘14’ “Game Over” (N) ‘14’ “Clean up on Aisle 4” ‘14’ “Game Over” ‘14’ Dual Survival ‘G’ Dual Survival ‘G’ Naked and Afraid ‘14’ Naked and Afraid ‘14’ Deadliest Catch ‘PG’ Deadliest Catch ‘PG’ Deadliest Catch ‘PG’ Deadliest Catch ‘PG’

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MOTHER GOOSE AND GRIMM/ by Mike Peters

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ZIGGY/ by Tom Wilson

DENNIS THE MENACE/ by Hank Ketcham

MORT WALKERâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S BEETLE BAILEY/ by Mort, Greg & Brian Walker

MARVIN/ by Tom Armstrong

THE BORN LOSER by Art & Chip Sansom