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a shortage of Saab mechanics 100m people who mumble to themselves in public 60% people who don't mumble 5% "Maine is agood place to live because there's no street crime." agree strongly 80% agree slightly 10% what's a street? 10% "I am currently extremely involved ·WI th••• " being richer than my friends in Boston 10m the anti-nuclear, ecological, and other movements 10% my neighbor's wife (husband) 29% setting the Guiness Book of Records world record for fish calling 600/0 "Local government should actively promote... " better schools 30% ~

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everybody who has more money 85% everybody who has less money 10% everybody period 5% "More than anything 1want my.kids to have... " a condo 35% my braille deer-hunting license 10% a pet tourist 55% "I'd consider leaving Maine if1could be sure that. .. " 1could stillweave George McGovern T-shirts 25% they had outhouses inWestehester County 45% the city people wouldn't bite me 30%

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I " DIAMOND RING can be used for a wedding ring, an engagement ring, a friendship ring. White gold band with 5 diamonds across the top. A perfect Valentine gift. Retails for $275; will sacrifice for $175 or best offer. Call Susan at 773-0606. FOR SALE: VILO CLARINET in very good condition and perfect for any student musician. $150. Call 829·3030 after 5 p.m. LOOKING 'FOR a loved low-mileage used car - 1980 or newer - Saab, Volvo, Subaru, Mazda, Audi or open to suggestions. Willing to give your well-treated car a new home. Write Box #102, Portland Monthly Classifieds, 154 Middle Street, Portland, Maine 04101.

LEGAL RESEARCH. Law school graduate will do research. $20/hour. 797-7235.

COLLECTION SERVICE, fees negotiable. By the contract, percentage, or hourly. Other investigative services handled with complete confidentiality and discretion. Write "Results," Box #101, Portland Monthly Classifieds, 154 Middle Street, Portland, Maine 04101. Includetelephone number where you can be reached and specify hour you prefer. BOAT TIE-UP SLIP wanted for immediate use. Have boat less than 15 feet long; must be in Portland Harbor. Need not be in traditional marina setting; private wharf space OK. Will pay up to $500/year. Drop a note to Box #108, Portland Monthly Classifieds, 154 Middle Street, Portland, Maine 04101. USED KA YPRO 2X wanted. Box #109, Portland Monthly Classifieds, 154 Middle Street, Portland, Maine 04101.

MALE 40's professional, attractive, pleasant, bodacious personality seeks female with same to share the joys, ethos and pathos of a relationship. Write Box #130, Portland Monthly Classifieds, 154 MiddleStreet, Portland, Maine 04101.