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“Lady Gaga, meet the ghost of Lucky Lindy” ran like quicksilver through my brain when I heard the lady in question had chosen Deering Oaks as the perfect place in Maine to make a speech. That’s because famed aviator Charles Lindbergh made that same unusual choice of venue when he came to Portland on July 2 , 1 2 Why. connect these two figures beyond the certainty that both loved to shoot their mouths off, based on significant achievements they made in other fields Can the living and dead occu y the same s ace at the same time Should we appreciate more than ust what’s in front of our eyes I think it’s more a matter of loving Portland on both the “real” and the “fantastic level,” as the Rev. Dr. T. Lawrence Shannon says in Night of the Iguana As for the real level, consider: According to SA Today, 00 people came to hear Lady Gaga speak about abolishing “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” in the military. Now, resonate that against the fantastic level: Twenty-five thousand crowded into the Oaks to hear Lucky Lindy in the same spot in 1 2 , with electric amplifiers set up so everyone could hear every word that came out of his mouth. His hot button “ nited support of .S. Air Mail.” Of course, the Lone Eagle was having a fabulous year. He’d ust become the first human being to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean in his iconic monoplane, the S irit of St. Louis. For that matter, Portland was having a great year, too. Lindbergh was the celebrity chosen to open the doors of the brand new, posh Eastland Hotel. A fragrant tidbit I learned on Maine Memory Network: When Lindbergh was about to fly away having landing on Old Orchard Beach he tossed a piece of seaweed into the air to determine wind direction.
Shouldn’t Nurmi’s spirit be with us, too, while we’re watching Magnum Rolle Don’t all of Nurmi’s nine gold medals count for anything Isn’t it time for us to admit there really was a world before we were born We asked the Red Claws if Rolle himself believes in ghosts, and they said, “being new to the area Magnum is not comfortable participating in the ghost story.” Smart choice. It’s best to know the ghosts around here before you take them on.
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No matter your flight level, real or supernatural, it’s a good idea to know which way the wind is We’llblowing.haveachance to experience the same kind of mystical duet this winter while watching the Maine Red Claws play basketball at the Exposition Building. While our new, charismatic, '-11" center Magnum Rolle, from Freeport, Bahamas, is dunking the basketball, I’ll be cheering for him on the realistic level while still spellbound by the ghost of the great Paavo Nurmi, who will be running rings around him “on the fantastic level.” Nurmi, the greatest of all Olympic distance-running champions, came to run here on February , 1 2 lapping the field in the ,000-yard run at the Exposition Building.
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10/ 14 PORTLAND MONTHLY MAGAZINE letterS MOST INTRIGUING Got the November issue at home last night killer You guys rock Tom Landry ortland OTHER VOICES, OTHER ROOMS We are thrilled to see Telling Room student Aruna enyi and TR supporter Emilia Dahlin featured in ortland Magazine “Ten Most Intriguing,” November 2010 The Telling oom staff ortland AND CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU I am writing because I read that you recently won nine national pri es at the American Graphic Design Awards for design excellence by
Make an ordinary trip, extraordinary 2010 15 and put it on a tour of Australia’s most illustrious museums He did not want the world to know that he had failed financially, and the tour had already been arranged before he defaulted on the purchase. The deception was discovered when one museum director was alerted to ask about the amount of insurance on the Irises fraud. As for Hopper “American Chop Suey,” September 2010 , that was a fine piece of detection and plausible theory. By the way, did you know that a Japanese television team used our cottage in Cape Eli abeth for an hour-long program on Hopper They recreated his visit here with two young American actors, even to renting a 1 20s automobile. The program was part of a series of European paintersAsforAlbert C. Barnes “Good Eye,” May 2010 , we have seen his collection thrice: first in its original installation in the old house, subsequently on tour, and finally in the moderni ed Barnes home, revitali ed and brought up to modern museum standards but with all the works in Barnes’s prescribed place with money from the tour.
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I ust wanted to thank you for the article on Dan Fogelberg “Wild Child,” April 2010 . For all of his devoted fans, it means a lot to us to know where he was most happy and where most of his inspiration came from. He has been my favorite musician since the 1 0s, when I first heard him sing. He is sorely missed, but this article brings his happiest times back to his fans. Jean has done great things for his fans since his passing. She keeps his spirit alive for us. Kim Anderson lendale Arizona I truly en oyed your piece on Dan Fogelberg as told through his wife Jean. The interview questions really brought home some of the essence of who Dan was. Lovely article, and thank you for providing those who loved Dan’s music additional information about him as a person. It makes his music that much more precious.
Lisa ovey Indiana olis Indiana Thank you for taking the time to interview Jean Fogelberg. It provided insights into her life with Dan. Although I’ve been to Maine before, it makes me want to return to sample’ the places so renewing and inspiring to Dan. ic Congrove oano e irginia
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Music Bay Chamber Concerts, Strand Theatre, 345 Main St., Rockland. Epic Brass, Jan. 15, 236-2823
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The Big Easy, 55 Market St., Portland. Free New Year’s Eve Show w/ The Cyborg Trio & Dreamosaic, Dec. 31. 775-2266 bigeasyportland.com Blue, 650 Congress St., Portland. Danielle Miraglia, Dec. 17; Red Curtain Series, Dec. 18; HOLIDAY BAZAAR w/ Mark Tipton, Dec. 22; Bernie Bouthot Quartet, Dec. 23. 774-4111 portcityblue.com
Biddeford City Theater, 205 Main St., Biddeford. A Christmas Carol, the musical, Dec. 3-19. 282-0849 citytheater.org Penobscot Theatre Company, 131 Main St., Bangor. Plaid Tidings, Dec. 3-23. The Velveteen Rabbit, Dec. 8-20. 942-3333 penobscottheatre.org
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The Theater Project,14 School St., Brunswick. Ms. Scrooge by P.M. Clepper, Dec. 17-19; Storytelling with Al Miller-Special Holiday Edition Featuring Phyllis Fuchs and Brad Terry, Dec. 24. 729-8584 theaterproject.com
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The Space Gallery, 538 Congress St., Portland. Film: Herb and Dorothy, Dec. 9. 828-5600 space538.org St. Lawrence Arts and Community Center, 76 Congress St., Portland. “Snow-Bound” read by Michael Maglaras, Dec. 12. 775-5568 stlawrencearts.org
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Empire Dine and Dance, 575 Congress St., Portland. Adam Ezra Group and This Way, Dec. 17; Sparks the Rescue, Dec. 19; The Stowaways, Dec. 20, 27; Grupo Esperanza, Jan. 7. 879-8988 portlandempire.com
Portland Conservatory of Music, 202 Woodford St., Portland. Choral Arts Society Sing-Along, Dec. 16; Dean Stein, Jan. 6; Noonday Concert, Jan. 6. 775-3356 portlandconservatory.net
Port City Music Hall, 504 Congress St., Portland. Big Gigantic, Dec. 10; Bill Kreutzmann & 7 Walkers, Dec. 14. 899-4990 portcitymusichall.com
Jonathan’s Restaurant, 92 Bourne Ln., Ogunquit. “All Together Now” Beatles Tribute Band, Jan. 1. 646-4777 jonathansrestaurant.com
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Portland Ovations, Merrill Auditorium, 20 Myrtle St., Portland. Christmas with Cornils, Dec. 20. 842-0800 porttix.com
Solution: Bad day at work.Problem: 2010 19 Dec. Aaron20Neville croons soulful, holiday tunes at Stone Mountain Arts Center, Brownsfield. 8 p.m., $110 tional Under 18 Men’s Hockey Team, Jan. 2. 775-3458 theciviccenter.com
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Portland Symphony Orchestra, Merrill Auditorium, 20 Myrtle St., Portland. Magic of Christmas, Dec. 11-19. 842-0800, 842-0812 TTY portlandsymphony.com
One Longfellow Square, 181 State St., Portland. Ring in the Holidays Gospel Style with Rock My Soul, Dec. 12; Jorma Kaukonen, Dec. 15; the Portland Jazz Orchestra, Dec. 16; The James Montgomery Band, Dec. 17; Darol Anger’s Republic of Strings presents Yulegrass!, Dec. 18; Ellis Paul and Band, Jan. 1; The Fishtank Ensemble, Jan. 6; Le Vent du Nord, Jan. 7; The THE BAND Band, Jan. 8; George Cole Quartet, Jan. 15. 761-1757 onelongfellowsquare.com
Dogfish Bar and Grille, 128 Free St., Portland. Griffin Sherry & The Ghost of Paul Revere, Dec. 23; the Del Rossi Possy, Dec. 24; Matt Myer and the junction Gumption, Jan. 1; down the road apiece, Jan. 6; Sean Mencher and his rhythm kings, Jan. 8. 772-5483 thedogfishbarandgrille.com
Maine State Ballet, 348 Rt. 1, Falmouth. Tap, Tap, Jazz, Jan. 15. 781-7672 mainestateballet.org Merrill Auditorium, 20 Myrtle St., Portland. Polar Express, Nov. 26-Dec. 23; The Victorian Nutcracker, Dec. 23; Comedian Bob Marley, Dec. 29-31. 842-0800 porttix.com
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10 Princes Point Road Yarmouth 207.846.3350Maine Luscious Maine chocolate lobster dinner. Unique, custom-molded and fun, $29.95 2 2 155 . A ordable Holiday Gifts...Sweet! ur nest lb. bo ed assortment of handcrafted chocolates, $19.95 Maine’s Finest Chocolates 20 PORTLAND MONTHLY MAGAZINE oin S on e State Theatre, 609 Congress St., Portland. Dashboard Confessional, Dec. 12; Badfish: A Tribute to Sublime, Dec. 18; New Year’s Eve Clash of the Titans, Dec. 31 at 8pm. 956-6000 statetheatreportland.com Stone Mountain Arts Center, 695 Dug Way Rd., Brownfield. Stone Mountain live Annual Christmas Show, Dec. 12; Christmas with Aaron Neville Up Close & Personal, Dec. 20. 935-7292 stonemountainartscenter.com Waterville Opera House, 1 Common St., Waterville. The Nutcracker Ballet, Dec. 10-12; Anni Clark, Jan. 21. 873-7000 operahouse.org Don’t Miss 15th Annual Christmas Craft Show, Augusta Armory, 179 Western Ave., Augusta. Dec. 11-12. 946-7079, 706-843-9188 newenglandcraftfairs.com Arrows Restaurant, 41 Berwick Rd., Ogunquit. New Year’s Eve Celebration, Black and White Dinner, 6 courses $98, Dec. 31. 361-1100 arrowsrestaurant.com Children’s Museum of Maine, 2 Free St. Portland. Rudolph’s Workshops: Candle Making, Dec. 3, 17; Candy Making, Dec. 10,19; Light-up Nose Greeting Cards, Dec. 11,18; Snowflake Ornaments, Dec. 12; New Year’s at Noon!, Dec. 31. 828-1234 kitetails.org DEC10 1 C .indd 0 11/15/10 9: PM
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Grace, 15 Chestnut St., Portland. New Year’s Dinner and Dance, Dec. 31. By reservation. Dec. 18–Badfish brings the ska/punk jams of Sublime to the State Theatre, Portland. 7:30 p.m., $18/20
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Christmas at Victoria Mansion, 109 Danforth St., Portland. Victoria Mansion is lavishly decorated for the holidays by professional designers, decorators, and florists, making this a festive time of year to plan a tour, to Jan. 8.
774-5554 mainecomedy.com Free Horse & Wagon Rides, Monument Sq., Portland. Free rides throughout the enchanting downtown so you can enjoy the lights and sounds of the holiday season, Dec. 17-19.
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Photo A Go-Go, Bakery Photo Collective, Dana Warp Mill, 90 Bridge St., Westbrook. Preview of show Dec. 6-10; silent auction, Dec. 10. 591-6675 bakeryphoto.com
Wine Wise Tastings, The Wine Bar, 38 Wharf St. Portland. Rieslings, Dec. 15; Sparkling Wines, Dec. 29; Italian Reds, Jan. 8. 619-4630 winewiseevents.com
Saddleback, 976 Saddleback Rd., Rangeley. 50th Anniversary Celebration, Dec. 31; Family Fun Day, Jan. 15. 864-5671 saddlebackmaine.com
L.L. Bean’s Northern Lights Celebration, 1 Freeport Village Station, Freeport. Enjoy free valet parking, product demos, crafts for kids, and horse-drawn carriage rides, Nov. 17-Dec. 31. 552-7772 llbean.com
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New Year’s Eve Bell Ringing, City Hall, 55 Front St., Bath. Dec. 31 at noon. 442-7291 visitbath.com
Sunday River, 15 South Ridge Rd., Newry. Time Pilots and Motor Booty Affair, Dec. 18; College Week, Jan. 3-7; Never in Vegas, Jan. 8; Children’s Festival Week, Jan. 10-14. 800-543-2754 sundayriver.com Women in Harmony, Woodfords Congregational Church, 202 Woodford St., Portland. “Best of Women in Harmony” winter concert, Jan. 22-23. 522-1124 wihmaine.org
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Black Cherry Provisions, 56 Depot Rd., Falmouth. Wine tasting every second Sa, 2-5pm. 7815656 or blackcherrymaine.com Browne Trading Company, 260 Commercial St., Merrill’s Wharf, Portland. Wine tasting every third Th, 5-7pm. 775-7560 brownetrading.com Chef Encounters, The Salt Exchange, 245 Commercial St., Portland. Watch Executive Chef Jacob Jasinski prepare your feast right in front of you at the Chef’s Table. Reservations required. 347-5687 thesaltexchange.net Havana South, 44-50 Wharf St., Portland. “$10 for 10” wine tastings every third W, 5:30-8pm. 772-9988 havanamaine.com Old Port Wine Merchants, 223 Commercial St., Portland. Wine tasting every third W, 4-7:30pm. 772-9463 oldportwine.com RSVP, 887 Forest Ave., Portland. Wine tasting every second W, 4-7pm. 773-8808
Galleries Art Gallery at UNE, Westbrook College Campus, University of New England, 716 Stevens Ave., Portland. The Architecture of Environmental Landscapes, Within and Without, to Dec. 19; Alison Hildreth New Work, Catalogue interview with Patricia Nick, Jan. 5-Apr. 3. 221-4490 une.edu/artgallery Atrium Art Gallery, 51 Westminster St., Lewiston. Jan. 6–Fishtank Ensemble performs their eclectic, ‘gypsy’ music at One Longfellow Square, Portland. 8 p.m., $15 FISHTANKENSEMBLE.COM 9: PM
Sugarloaf, 5092 Sugarloaf Access Rd., Carrabassett Valley. Blessing of Skis and Boards, Dec. 15; Holiday Gift Bazaar, Dec. 10-11; Family New Years Party, Dec. 31; College Snow Fest Week, Jan. 3-6; Children’s Festival Week, Jan. 10-14. 237-2000 sugarloaf.com
The West End Deli & Catering, 133 Spring St., Portland. Wine tastings every first F, 6-8pm. Beer & Boar’s Head tasting, Dec. 15. 874-6426 thewestenddeli.com
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Merry Madness! Eastland Park Hotel, 157 High St., Portland. Shop ‘til you drop in downtown Portland! Participating stores will remain open until 10pm, Dec. 16. portlandmaine.com
Clash of the Titans, State Theater, 609 Congress St., Portland. Battle of the Bands, Zach Jones, The Lucid, Grand Hotel, Dec. 31 at 8pm. 956-6001 statetheatreportland.com
Area Artists 2011 biennial open juried exhibit of work in all media by artists in Androscoggin, Franklin, and Oxford counties, Jan. 21-Mar. 19. 753-6554. usm.maine.edu Center for Maine Contemporary Art, 162 Russell Ave., Rockport. Photographing Maine: Ten Years Later, to December 5. 236-2875 artsmaine.org Farnsworth Art Museum,16 Museum St., Rockland. Louise Nevelson, to Dec. 31; Emily SchifferCheyenne River-Arnold Newman Prize Winner Exhibition, to Jan. 16; Arnold Newman, to Jan. 16. 596-6457 farnsworthmuseum.org Galeyrie Fine Art, 190 U.S. Rt. 1, Falmouth. Gallery artists show, new offerings from the Osher Map Collection. Presentation of the 1932 Illustrated Map by Berta and Elmer Hader, and Original hand-colored 1938 Maine Atlas. 781-3555 galeyrie.com Institute of Contemporary Art, Maine College of Art, 522 Congress St., Portland. Saturday School Exhibition, Dec. 11; First Friday Art Walks, Jan. 7; Faculty Exhibit, Dec. 4-Jan. 9. 775-3052 meca.edu Maine Maritime Museum, 243 Washington St., Bath. Cross Currents Exhibit, to Feb. 7. 443-1316 mainemaritimemuseum.org
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Portland Museum of Art, 7 Congress Sq., Portland. Rackstraw Downes: Onsite Paintings, 19722008, Dec. 16; Weston: Leaves of Grass, Dec. 30; The Lay of the Land: A Celebration of Art Acquired by the Friends of the Collection (1983-2010), Jan. 15. 775-6148 portlandmuseum.com –Compiled by Maya RanganathanFISHTANKENSEMBLE.COM
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Washington portrait painter Gilbert Stuart’s 1 2 rendering of Bishop Cheverus 1 -1 , titled The ood Bisho has been donated to Cheverus High by Robert & Eli abeth Nanovic of North Yarmouth, who purchased it at auction in Dedham, Mass., in 200 for 1 , 0. “The Bisho was sent for a bath’ at Portland Museum of Art before we hang it here,” says Brian Dudley. Cheverus escaped imprisonment during the French Revolution, fled to London in disguise, and ministered to the Penobscot and Passamaquoddy tribes here.
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Yarmouth-resident Nora McCormack recently filmed the video for Guster’s “Bad, Bad World” on the streets of Portland. Strangers were asked to take $10 and change a life. “It was rewarding to see people participate in and react to the challenge.”
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Camden is offering land on the Megunticook River for free–if you’re a business owner who can bring in new jobs. But beware the fine print: You’ll have to ‘tiptoe around’ the minor chemical contamination from tannery solvents. On the bright side–initial incentives such as no corporate income or sales tax will free up cash for extra mops. freelandinmaine.com
County music star Kenny Chesney was spotted this summer in Port Clyde, filming the video for his hit song “Seven Days.” Play It Forward At $6 million, this Carmel, California, creation (brought to our attention by the Wall Street Journal) is unique, but owners Mark Feldberg and Emilyn Page admit it’s Maine-inspired. Page notes their new home is “not a copy,” but inspiration for the roof did come from an “Ogunquit house we saw while summering” here (inset).
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Striking individually, these treasures of human touch illustrate the influence of ancient and more recent arctic carvers on “smooth” contemporary operators like internationally celebrated sculptors Henry Moore 1 -1 and William orach 1 -1 . And vice versa, by the way, with modern Inuit sculptors riffing off the cultural influences of masters working off-ice that is, art imitating life imitating art. How fascinating it is to see Inuit carvers carrying sobriquets such as “George Arluk, the Henry Moore of Inuit art.”
Everything flows in circles. “As early as the 1 20s, Henry Moore made sketches of Inuit art and artifacts that he later used as inspiration for his own work long before the much-vaunted launching of the contemporary Canadian Inuit art industry’ in the late 1 0s,” says Emily Auger, PhD, author of The Way of Inuit Art. “However, Moore’s work can no more be summed up by the influence of a single non-Western tradition than the art of a contemporary Inuit artist working in a multicultural context can be summed up by the influence of a single Western artist.”
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Call it the exaltation of influence. “An extraordinary gift of 1 0 Canadian Inuit soapstone and antler carvings and prints” is the heart of the new show “Imagination Takes Shape: Canadian Inuit Art from the Robert and Judith Toll Collection” at Bowdoin College’s the Peary-MacMillan Arctic Museum.
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Clockwise from top left: Mother and Child, Martha Ikiperiak Eekerkik, 1968 (soapstone); Drum Dancer, Paul Aaluk, 2001 (antler); Reclining Woman, Henry Moore, 1930 (Hornton stone–a favorite of Moore–is a limestone named after quarries at Hornton in the southeast region of England), National Gallery of Canada, Ottawa, purchased 1956; Mother and Child, William Zorach, 1942 (terra-cotta), Odon Wagner Gallery; Throat Singers, Silas Qayaqjuaq, 2001 (antler on soapstone base); Spiritual Throat Singers, Silas Qayaqjuaq, 2004 (antler & serpentine, 20 varieties, often used for jewelry and hardstone carving, sometimes called ‘Teton jade’); Bird Woman, Therese, 1968 (serpentine)
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It s 10 p.m. on a raw, slushy Friday night. Our motley crew sporting stiletto boots, L.L. Bean ackets, glittery eye shadow, and chunky sweaters and carrying bulky cameras and tripods descends upon the Old Port, a checkerboard of glowing windows framing bouncing lasers of neon. The cobblestone on Wharf Street practically vibrates with the pounding beats of hypnotic techno and Top- 0 ear candy. Despite the nasty weather, the streets are flush with squealing girls in micro-minis, herds of shivering smokers, and long lines of teetering club-goers corralled behind red velvet ropes. We march through it all, not to be deterred from our mission: to find the ultimate nightlife in a city often dismissed for a single-flavor bar scene watered down and rounded out to appeal to tourists in the summer and depressed locals in the winter. We’re not searching for the best wings, the most authentic Irish music, the biggest flat screens, or the least offensive environments for nuclear family units rather, we’re on the hunt for places with a racing pulse and amphetamine vibe and venues for indulging vices and satisfying inner vixens. So who will have you dancing, and who will kill your bu before midnight isclaimer inions are solely those of the author.
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I like to make fine art out of garbage,” says Chris Fennell, who recently turned the trick right here in Maine. Visitors to the niversity of Maine at Farmington are doing a double take upon seeing his towering, lime green installation Lawn Mower Leaves in front of the glass doors leading to the education center see photo in Table of Contents, page 11 . A paean to sustainability A oke that swallows its own punch line Fennell’s giant leaves of grass tease the brain because they’re made entirely from recycled lawn mower blades. Add this to his emerging national reputation for larger-than-life, eye-popping sculptures such as Building Wave created from “cast off boards” suggesting timber from wrecked ships in Bellevue, Washington, and Bicycle Tornado created from 1 0 recycled bicycles in Athens, Georgia, and you have a whirlwind talent who exults in the power to da le and tickle at the same time. Why did you become a sculptor? I was a mechanical engineer and went back to school to study art BA from niversity of South Florida MFA from niversity of Georgia . I tried to be a painter and a sculptor who carved out of stone. Then I started building things, using the principles of physics. It evolved into building things in a green fashion. In Lawn Mower Leaves, why are the leaves shaped the way they are? They started as three blades of grass from lawn mower blades because the school is about sustainability. Sustainability hey, lawn mowers Should we have as many lawn mowers as we do I’m trying to A giant lobster built from ghost traps? Behemoth blades of grass assembled from lawn mower blades? Sculptor Chris Fennell plays with our notions of creation and destruction with his public-art installations.
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W hat can I say about a store that claims, “If we ain’t got it, you don’t need it” If you’re thinking of a sterile, generic, mundane, big-box store forget it. How about a country general store on three levels where one can buy a hunting rifle, a gorgeous wedding dress, a six-pack of beer, and even Billy Beans on Tuesdays You’ll find all this and more on display at Hussey’s General Store in Windsor. The array of items for sale is overwhelming. Step through the door, and you step back in time. The dramatic assortment of goods is not always arranged in tidy, straight rows but handily placed here and there. There are racks of Columbia clothing, heavy hardware, thriving plants, groceries, and toys. Hunters will appreciate the “Devastator Sweet Suy” duck call, a bargain for 2 . , as well as goose decoys that go for 2. each. You can rent a wood splitter for 0 a day or buy a fresh meat package for -21 . Call ahead to order Prices accurate at time of press. Harland and Mildred Hussey opened this oasis in 1 2 . Their son, Elwin, is still active in the business. A third-generation Hussey, Ben amin J., is the current president. Forty employees keep this sprawling enterprise open days a year closed Christmas . Office manager Diana Choate says people seem hypnoti ed by the big sign outside, “Guns, Wedding Dresses, Cold Beer.” It’s been there “as long as people can remember. “It draws customers from a 0-mile radius but also from far beyond for those seeking a special gun or wedding dress. Our gowns come from different vendors, mainly from New York or California. People will drive for sales even if the gas is high.”
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During my most recent visit to the store, I brought my three-year-old grandson, John, with me. We had to go upstairs to see the wild animals. A huge caribou head towers over the stairway, and a black bear head glowers at passersby from one of the walls. en Hallowell of China, Maine, welcomed us and helped John get a closer look at the bear. en can usually be found helping customers select the best hunting rifle. an ee maga ine recently voted Hussey’s as having the “best onestop shopping” in New England. The biggest general store in Maine, it offers customers something money can’t buy. The shopping experience at Hussey’s is as warm as a great stone fireplace during the holidays, with a gentle atmosphere, people who have time to say hello, and clerks who take time to lift up your grandchild to see a stuffed bear not to mention floors that creak when you walk down the aisle. ■
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As for the effect of the nearby Hannaford, “A lot of people were worried about it. It affected us a bit in retail at first, but no one can be sure whether this wasn’t due to the poor economy. Then business bounced back. We’re such a diversified, long-standing store it didn’t affect us much,” says Choate.
With a sheaf of summers in Bar Harbor as his inspiration, Wall Street 2 heartthrob John Buffalo Mailer, 32, is daring to live on the knife’s edge, taking on the world as actor, playwright, screenwriter, editor, blogger, and scene-stealer. Would you expect anything less from the son of two-time Pulitzer prizewinning author Norman Mailer (1923-2007), who for decades treasured Maine as his fortress of solitude?
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Congratulations on your recent role as Robby in Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps. You were also “Speechwriter No. 2” in W., right? How did you first meet Oliver Stone, and how did these acting assignments come about? I first met Oliver because he had read a treatment for a Hurricane atrina movie I had written. Our mutual friend, Richard Stratton who plays the prison guard in the first few moments of Money Never Slee s , had gotten the treatment to Oliver and now he want ed me to come to Los Angeles for a meeting. Simultaneously, Laura Dawn, the Cultural Director of MoveOn.org who also makes an appearance in MNS , had asked my brother Michael and myself to produce a commercial suggesting we listen to the Iraq War vet erans on what to do about the situation. I took a leap and asked Oliver if he would be interested in directing it, and with hindsight, not surprisingly, he said yes. The weekend is too much of a story to get into here, but suffice to say, meeting with Oliver as a writer was a fantasy come to life producing a commercial he was directing, that lead me to believe that antacid might ust be the most important product on the market and something everyone should pick a company and buy stock in. Nerve-wracking is one way to put it. Bruce Lee once said that the goal is to be like water: Always maintain your own substance while still remaining flexible enough to take on the necessary shape you need in order to deal with the moment at hand. It’s a good idea when working with Oliver in any capacity. If you try to maintain a rigid stance on how you are go ing to go about doing your part be it writing, produc ing, or acting , you are fighting the magic and putting yourself in the eopardy of not rising as high as he can bring you. Oliver has the ability to pull exactly the per
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DECEMBER 2010 35 formance he needs from you which in turn makes you shine in ways that don’t even allow you to know it is happening. At one point over that weekend I produced the commercial for him, he turned to me and said, ou look like Russell Crowe “I’ll take that,” I said. “I’ve gotten Jason Priestley all myHelife.”smiled and looked at me with a cross of si ing me up and checking me out almost undressing my soul with his eyes. Then he grinned. “You could be my Russell Crowe.” “I’ll be your Russell Crowe, Oliver.” I said it with a laugh, and while I certainly appreciated the comparison, after seventeen years of hoofing it in New York theater as an actor, writer, and producer, I forced myself not to take it too seriously, as I did not know how many more times I could come within striking distance of living my dream, only to see it fall apart for reasons out of my control. So I laughed and we went on going through footage of veterans talking about bringing the troopsSeveralhome.months later, when Oliver cast me in the role of Paul Medlo, one of the unfortunate troops who lived through the My Lai Massacre, a si able role in in ville, one that does not ordinarily go to theater actors with limited film credits like myself, I thought that dream had finally come true. It happened to come at a cra y time in my life, as my father was dying in the hospital and I was flying back and forth between L.A. and New York for callbacks. I did get to tell my dad that Oliver had cast me in the film before he died. There was a good deal of comfort in that. The day after my father’s funeral, I had to fly to L.A. to start rehearsals. It felt like an acid trip. By Friday, when Oliver told me the movie had fall-EAGLEDAILYBROOKLYNMAILER/THEBUFFALOJOHNCOURTESY You Can’t Phone It In DEC10 9 i n.indd 5 11/15/10 9: 0 PM
My father completely taught me how to write. Part of it has to be born in your ear the same way you can teach someone how to play jazz but you can’t teach them how to be Miles Davis
If there were a ‘word cloud’ for your acting instructions in Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, what would some of those cloud words be? There’s certainly a sense of you grounding Jake’s character as his fellow options trader and Long Island best friend–”a deft little performance,” according to ew.com, as well as some tension. Love,’ Protect,’ and Bring The Sex.’
What specific acting considerations did Stone ask you to keep in mind while shooting? Which of the other actors was most helpful to you on set? Oliver was adamant about us all doing our homework and really understanding the world we were embodying. From the accent to the swagger to the energy shots, he wanted us to eat, sleep, dream, and honor where these guys were coming from. Oliver doesn’t go in for udging his characters, which is why he is able to pull off the kinds of movies he does. He comes at it from a genuine sense of curiosity, of wanting to understand his sub ects for all their faults and virtues. He asked the same of all us. Getting to work with this cast was like going to work in my fantasy every day. Each one of them affected me probably much more than they know. Getting to spend a day standing next to Michael Douglas may have been the highlight. We have one scene together at the Metropolitan, where my character is telling Gordon Gekko what an inspiration he was to him growing up as a kid, which amounts to about thirty seconds of film time but took six hours to shoot. As a now iconic actor who started out as a producer, and also grew up under the shadow of a largerthan-life father, Michael has always been an inspiration to me. What I learned that day is he’s also a terrific guy real, grounded, and humble, yet aware of who he is and what he has accomplished. I was sweating bullets at the beginning of the day, but after about twenty minutes with him, I felt at ease. It was instrumental for my character, who is also talking to a legend he admires in thatHowever,scene. Frank Langella and I have become the closest out of everyone I got to know from the cast. Frank is the genuine article, and it is incredible to see him starting to get his due as one of the greatest actors of his generation. He has been generous with offering advice on acting, women, and life. And as a result, the fantasy continues on. Your father has written eloquently (no surprise) about his having to climb Otter Cliffs in Acadia National Park as an Episcopalian rite of passage, in Harlot’s Ghost and in Esquire, saying the black rocks at the base of the cliffs hissed like a gas-station floor. Reading the mutual interview you and he wrote for New York magazine, I found myself wondering if you were ever asked to perform the same feat? Or was it at least discussed?
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When I heard he was in New York casting Money Never Slee s, I emailed his assistant, Evan Bates, who told me no one but Shia LaBeouf and Michael Douglas had been cast yet. The next day I got an invitation to go to dinner with Oliver, Shia, Eric opeloff the producer , and Oliver’s mother, Jacqueline. First audition. That night outside of the club we went to after dinner, Shia told me that Oliver had spoken to him the day before and told him he was casting me as his best friend. That it was a done deal. Now, Shia is a really nice guy, and I think, looking back on it, he kind of liked me and was ust trying to give a guy a little confidence, because I had to audition my ass off for this part. After three rounds, Oliver sent me a text saying, “You’re good, man. Get ready.” I thought I was in So much so, that I went up to a buddy of mine’s farm in western Massachusetts to celebrate, not quite breaking, but certainly swelling my nose to twice its normal si e by making the foolish mistake of sparring with my pal. When I got the call the next day from my manager telling me it was down to me and two other actors both badass actors who had an impressive amount of credits behind them that I could not claim , and I would have to do one more audition, I came close to panicking. In the end, it may have been the shiner and swollen nose that cemented the part for me, as Robby is a good guy but a bit of a brawler. You never know how these things can shake out. Once I had finished the audition, a slight grin formed at the corners of Oliver’s mouth. “So, I can count on you to look out for Shia ” “If you cast me, you absolutely can ” I was about to collapse from the tension of not“I’mknowing.casting you, I’m casting you. Relax.”
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36 PORTLAND MONTHLY MAGAZINE INTERV I E W en apart and was not going to happen in the foreseeable future, I had to laugh. I had buried my dad the Tuesday before, and tough as I like to think I am, the news that this movie was not going to happen made the death of my father all too real and I nearly crumbled, suddenly weak in the knees now that I no longer had this adventure with Oliver to escape into and put off dealing with the loss of my best friend, my dad. “I’ve had a bad week,” Oliver said to me on the phone, sensing a bit of shock on my end. “But you’ve had a really bad week ”
“So, it’s official ” I still had no idea what was going on. Oliver extended his hand. “It’s official.” athleen Chopin, the casting director, gave me a wink to suggest she had been pulling for this and was happy both Oliver and Fox were taking a chance on an unknown. I walked out of her office, took one look at athleen’s assistant and the other actors waiting to go in, then allowed myself to drop to the floor and exhale in a way I had never done before. The fantasy had become, once again, reality. Only for real this time. But even in that moment, I already knew the adventure was ust beginning.
In addition to that, I am working on several books with my family and the Wylie Agency of unpublished collected works of my father’s for the Mailer Estate. If you were to write a bizzarro sequel to your ebook Music, Food, and Death that took place in Maine instead of New Orleans, who would the strippers be? Where is Maine’s underbelly, and who’s running it? nfortunately, I couldn’t tell you that offhand. But if you’re interested, I’d be happy to put on my investigative ournalist hat and get to the bottom of it for you so to speak. Because Maine seemed to be your father’s fortress of solitude across the years, or at least one of his fortresses, you’ve surely spent more than a few vacation days here. Where and when were you here, and what do you like to do specifically when you’re here?
It started to hail as we were on the middle of the Knife’s Edge. I don’t think I had ever been quite as scared in the eight years I had been alive, than I was in that moment. John Buffalo Mailer Clockwise from top: Knife’s Edge, Mt. Katahdin; Norman and John Buffalo Mailer; Fortune Rock, the Somes Sound house where Norman, John Buffalo, and the rest of the Mailer clan stayed. To read more, portlandmonthly.com/portmag/2010/06/finding-fortunevisit:
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Every summer, my father would gather all of my brothers and sisters and cousins and we would train for months, getting ready to hike Mount atahdin. I was young at the time, and it is really more my siblings’ place to talk about these outings indeed, several of them have written about those adventures eloquently in various publications , but I will say that the time when it started to hail as we were on the middle of the nife’s Edge for those unfamiliar with Mount atahdin, the nife’s Edge is a half-mile stretch of small, sharp rocks forming about a threefoot-wide path from one peak to the next, with an extremely steep drop-off on either side, which would most likely send one to an early grave if you were to take a tumble . I don’t think I had ever been quite as scared for my life in the eight years I had been alive, than I was in that moment. When we got to the bottom of the mountain, we all went out for cheeseburgers. I think a part of me understood why my father would push us so much farther than we thought we could go I had never had a better cheeseburger in my life. He instilled in all of us from a young age that Courage was the highest virtue, and that it was only through confronting one’s fears that life could fully be appreciated.
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Tell us about what you’re writing right now–what this interview is interrupting (sorry), whether it’s a screenplay, novel, article, or non-fiction piece. Currently I’m producing a feature documentary about using hip-hop as a core curriculum in inner-city high schools called ollow The Leader directed by David Ambrose cowriting a screenplay about the life of Rita Gigante and working on two books, one of which is called An Insider s uide to the Heterose ual nder ground of rovincetown, which is a tour through the last ten years in America, with a focus on exploring the Columbine massacre, /11, the flooding of New Orleans, and the bank bailouts. Which is a good deal of fun, believe it or not. The other book is called ays in etroit, which I’m writing with Matt Pascarella. That one is about the experience of going to see Matthew Barney’s opera adaptation of my father’s book Ancient Evenings, essentially turning Detroit into his canvas, while also taking a tour through the ghettos and burned-out buildings of a city that can legitimately claim to have 0 percent of its buildings abandoned.
What other adventures have you had in Maine?
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There are several possibilities I am weighing at the moment, but at the ripe old age of 2, I’ve learned not to talk about them until the deal is signed, because in the movie business, you never know if it’s real until you’re in the theater watching the final cut. But I will say that thanks to Wall Street, each of the possibilities is exciting, and I would be thankful to be a part of any of them.
Andrew Wyeth purposely chose never to teach Jamie Wyeth to paint. How did, or didn’t, Norman Mailer teach you to write? He completely taught me how to write. As much as anyone can teach another, that is. Part of it has to be born in your ear, particularly with dialogue. The same way you can teach someone how to play a but you can’t teach them how to be Miles Davis. But from the time I was seventeen I was showing my father stories and he would take the time to edit them, tell me what I was doing right and what was like tin scraping on aluminum to his ears when I would make the stupid mistakes all writers need to do when they are first starting out. A great deal of what he taught me is in his book on writing, The S oo y Art, which I recommend to any serious writer, although I was mad as hell at the time he wrote it. “You’re giving away the family secrets, Pop ” In truth, it is a little-known gem and perhaps one of his greatest gifts to writers for generations to come. In her memoir, your mother, Norris Church Mailer, has written, “Well, I bought a ticket to the circus. I don’t know why I was surprised to see elephants.” How much does your mom figure in your creative career? She is an equal inspiration. I think she has her own strengths as a writer that I have learned from, particularly her descriptive skills and sense of plot and structure. One reviewer called her writing painterly,’ and I believe that’s an accurate statement. As someone who has fought cancer for 12 years and beat the odds time and time My strongest memories of Maine were those summers we spent hiking atahdin. We ran a story this summer, written by an architectural blogger known as the Down East Dilettante, where he describes a fantastic house in Somes Sound, Maine [“Finding Fortune,” Summerguide 2010]. At one point, Norman Mailer suspends his very young son above the surf of this house he’s renting. Was this you, and do you remember this? I’m not sure that ever happened, to tell you the truth. While my father always pushed us hard, he was never cruel. He did encourage all my brothers and sisters to ump off the porch into the water. I was too young to even attempt it at the time. I believe he made a deal with my oldest brother, Michael, that if he would ump off, then my father would dive off, head-first. Of course Michael did ump off, and my father was not altogether comfortable with having to make good on his end of the bargain. Luckily, he was madly in love with my mother and was not about to give her the sense that he was scared to do it, so he got up there and even reali ed there were certain advantages to diving instead of umping, one being that you have that far less to go when you leap out head-first.
The most foolish adventure I’ve had in Maine would have to be the time some buddies and I decided to climb the Beehive in Acadia National Park while under the influence of more than one substance. Going up was all well and good, as the path is clearly marked and all types of handholds have been put in place to aid you along dangerous patches. But that wasn’t quite exciting enough for us, so in our tripped-out state, we decided to go down the back side, which remained untouched. About halfway down, I reali ed that if I fell, it would be the end of me. I have never felt more like one with a rock in my life as I took the painstakingly long ourney back to level ground, sweating all the way. It is not something I would ever do again, and I do not recommend it to anyone. But it certainly felt like an adventure. Tell us about the Maine that’s yours and nobody else’s. It may be safe to say that the back side of the Beehive is the only part of Maine I could make that claim on, as I don’t believe anyone before or since has been as foolish as we were to try a stunt like that with no ropes. So far, what’s the best writing you’ve done in Maine, and what were the circumstances? Did you work on The Big Empty here at any point? Did you have to distance yourself from New York, for example, while you were writing Crazy Eyes? Many people came up to Maine from Manhattan immediately after 9/11, because we seemed like a kind of Brigadoon, unstuck in time, where they could take stock of the world situation. I have to admit that I have not done any writing in Maine, although the extraordinary beauty one encounters on the coast has certainly inspired a good deal of my abilities with description. I’ve always seen Maine as the most beautiful state in the Northeast when it comes to terrain.
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When I told my college roommate, Neil Stewart who was with me when we discovered In The Heights , that I easily could have been called Beau Buffalo Mailer,’ he immediately concluded that if they had named me that , I would have had no choice but to become a boxer. “You know, Beau Buff, the wild middle-weight who could have become a contender,” was along the lines of what he imagined. But, aside from Neil and myself, I was not aware that anyone else knew about my frustrated middle-weight boxing alter ego. I’m extremely impressed. In the first Wall Street, Josh Mostel, a summer Mainer, played one of Gekko’s lieutenants. Were you aware of his performance, and his connection to Maine, while preparing for your role? I have to admit I would be lying if I told you I was aware of his connection to Maine, but I have en oyed his work in every single movie I have ever seen him in. I think he is an incredibly underrated character actor who I would love to see get the chance to do a dramatic lead. Is The Naked and the Dead still in production as a feature film? We have a script my father loved and are in discussions, but are not in production yet. Our goal is for it to be in a theater near you sooner rather than later, as I feel it is incredibly timely now that so many of our men and women who have been stationed overseas will hopefully be coming home. From the conversations I have had with friends of mine who have served in Iraq and Afghanistan, who “From the time I was 17, I was showing my father stories.” In 2006, John Buffalo & Norman Mailer coauthored The Big Empty (Avalon Publishing Group, $12.10), using George W. Bush’s presidency and the Iraq War as a point of departure. Continued on age
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Wow. Well, when I was getting ready to enter the world, my parents still had not decided on my first name. They had it down to John and Beau but were having a hard time pulling the trigger on one or the other.
DECEMBER 2010 39 is a collection of his radical columns from the 1 0s and 1 0s, and it is fascinating to discover the similarities between those columns and some of the finer blogs around today. I think in some ways, he would have been excited by the possibilities inherent in blogging if he were a young man today, but at the time he discovered it, he knew that his attention had to be focused on his last novel, The Castle in the orest, if he was going to be able to pull off what he set out to do with that book. Your dad is famous for his nose as a writer. What’s your organ of privilege, creatively speaking? Now that’s a saucy question I would have to say it’s my ear. You can’t teach someone again, having endured pain to levels that most of us don’t even want to know exist, she has taught me that anything is possible, and I carry that with me every day. My mother is a superhero in my book.
Tell us three things you have to do to reassure yourself you’re in Maine when you’re here. First and foremost, Harbor Bars ice-cream treats . Gotta get a real Harbor Bar. Second, ump into that free ing cold water that makes you know you’re alive in ways you ust can’t explain to anyone from a tropical climate who has not had the pleasure. Third, go hike Mount atahdin.
How good was your father getting at blogging by the time he died, and did you correspond with him about that? He did a couple posts for the Huffington Post when it was ust starting out, partially out of curiosity and mostly because he liked and respected Arianna Huffington and wanted to see her succeed. He had a little bit of fun with it, but left it at that. Dwayne Raymond, his last editorial assistant, wrote about it quite well in his book, Mornings With Mailer. However, one of the books I am working on for the Mailer Estate how to write dialogue. They are either born with the ability to hear and write out how someone talks, or they are not. Of course there are tricks and rules one can and should learn, but at the end of the day, like Atticus Finch taking no pride in his ability to shoot a rifle well, a writer who is lucky enough to have an ear for good dialogue should equally take no pride in it and instead ust be thankful they can take the time to work on their weak points as a wordsmith. Tell us about your alter-ego of Beau Buffalo Mailer. You have certainly done your homework.
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Your mother is Costa Rican and your father English. How does your ethnic background enrich your directing and acting? Being Latina represents a lot for me. I love to dance and eat. I have a little bit of sass. Growing up in Maine, there wasn’t any Spanish spoken. My siblings and I were the only ones from Costa Rican or African-American heritage in our schools, so it was about finding my own identity. Hey, that must be my director’s vision coming through.
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If you could shoot a film anywhere in Maine, where would it be? And how would the physical landscape of Maine influence how you’d shoot it? I grew up way back in the woods outside of Waldo , so it would definitely be filmed on my parents’ land. It would be some horror flick like Blair Witch ro ect. There are acres and acres of beautiful land with wildlife, streams, and woods. Maine is most beautiful in the winter, bad skill set if the actor who is playing you dares to dream of being a director, too. The stunning Hemmens grew up off the grid in rural Waldo, west of Belfast, “without electricity my parents were hippies.”
On Hellcats, I play a spoiled, bratty character, but I had very grounded, humble beginnings I grew up in a serene environment. I’m not a big-city girl. What you see on TV is not what you get when you meet me. Acting is definitely required for me to play this character
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Has growing up in Maine affected you professionally? Yes People see my being from Maine as an exceptional thing, and they’re always surprised.
After finishing high school at prestigious Walnut Hill School for the Arts near Boston, she moved to Los Angeles to court fame on both sides of the lens. Your fans may be surprised to know you’re also a producer and director. Can you tell us more about that? I’ve directed two short films: erils of an Ac tive Mind and esignated, which is about to be released. I acted in erils as well, so I had the interesting experience of acting and being behind the camera in the other I was entirely the director, which was an absolutely different perspective and dynamic.
ectacular unsets from the inin oom ela in the ic ford ub ith Coc tails and Li hter Fair eunions eddin s Famil atherin s Free i Fi ours elcome ic ford d., an ele , Maine -L - .loonlod eme.com ciplines these days? Yes. I’ve always looked beyond being strictly an actress because of the type of career I hope to have. I always want to have a lot on my plate, because I love multitasking. Who best exemplifies this type of multi-talent in the industry today? Debbie Allen. She’s an idol to me. She was a director on episode ten of Hellcats, so I met her then. As a fledgling director, I was sneaking behind the monitor to study her techniques while she was working. I saw some angles I hadn’t considered before. She has such an eye for detail and dance scenes. Because she’s a choreographer and dancer herself, she had cool, different lighting ideas overhead shots we hadn’t used before. She did a lot of camera movement, too following individual dancers. Another director might have left them stagnant.
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What directorial work do you admire? All of the Coen Brothers’ films, particularly The Big Lebows i Ang Lee’s Memoirs of a eisha and any Spielberg blockbuster.
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When you come back here, how do you know you’re in Maine? I fly into Bangor, and you know you’re home before you even land. Just flying over Maine is ama ing because you can always tell what season it is. It’s orange and lush or covered in snow or bright green. It’s a relief to return. First thing, I take a deep breath. Then I have to get Greek pi a at Alexia’s in Belfast to know I’m really home. What do you like to do while you’re home? I like to cook with my mom, read books favorites include Teach ourself to Thin by Edward de Bono and The Celestine ro hecy by James Redfield , and go for long walks with our dogs. I en oy snowmobiling and four wheeling. Where might we find you in the Old Port? I’m not very familiar with Portland, but in
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The seller was Malcolm Deisenroth, a 0-year collector whose consignments crested 1 million at the event. Before Deisenroth snapped him up, the Santa had been the property of Bernard M. Barenholt , cofounder of the children’s toy company Creative Playthings and author of Anti ue Toys
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Another world auction record was set with the sale of a rare eystone pressed-steel “World’s Greatest Circus” ride-on truck with paper-lithography decoration inside and out. It sold for 1 ,2 0, making it the highest price ever paid for that particular toy. Religious holiday toys and decorative pieces can also be found at auction. Terracotta, wood, or polychrome antique santons or santos saints or religious figures sell for a range of prices, from almost nothing to the five figures. Collectors tend to focus on a specific style, such as the articulated-body santos or those only from South America. Hanukkah dreidels have been around for more than 2,000 years, but finding one above 100 years old is difficult. Most sell for less than 200. Expect to pay 00 for a small, 1 th-century Eastern European lead dreidel with embossed lettering or 00 for a wooden 1 00-vintage. ■
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G & R DiMillo’s Bayside A comfortable sports bar w/excellent food! Catch the season’s most exciting games on multiple wide screen flat panel TVs. W/homemade pasta & bread, classic appetizers, soups, sandwiches, burgers & homemade, hand-tossed dough for fantastic pizza. M-Sa 11am-11pm, Su noon-8pm. 118 Preble St., Portland, 699-5959, grdimillos.com. dinin uide
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Clementine Restaurant 44 Maine St., Brunswick. Chef-Owner Dana Robicheaw offers the culinary expertise he acquired at Johnson & Wales & other Portland fine dining establishments. Exquisite food & fine wine in a relaxed atmosphere. Join us for a three-course, prix fixe menu for only $25. Tu-Sa 5-9pm. 721-9800, clementinemaine.com
DiMillo’s Floating Restaurant serves the freshest lobster, seafood, Black Angus cuts of beef, Italian fare & more. DiMillo’s offers fabulous views of the water in Portland Harbor from every table.
Billy’s Chowder House makes seafood dreams come true, serving the freshest seafood around, whether fried, grilled, broiled, stuffed, or over pasta. The chowders are all homemade & the lobster rolls have been featured in Bon Appétit Surrounded by the Rachel Carson Wildlife Refuge. 216 Mile Rd., Wells, 646-7558, billyschowderhouse.com.
Eve’s at the Garden takes a fresh and local approach to food. Chef Jeff Landry uses ingredients from Maine’s coastal waters and farms: jumbo scallops, naturally raised pork and beef, sustainably raised fish and shellfish and Maine lobster prepared Mediterranean style. Free dinner valet. Lunch 11:30-2, dinner 5-9:30. 468 Fore Street, Portland. 523-2040, portlandharborhotel.com. Fish Bones American Grill A casual upscale restaurant offering creative American cuisine. Specialties include grilled thin crust flatbreads, unique entrée salads & creative dinner offerings. Located in the heart of Lewiston in the historic Bates Mill complex with offstreet parking. Come get hooked! Lunch & dinner Tu-F; dinner only Sa; seasonal brunch Su. 333-3663 fishbonesmaine.com. *
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51 Wharf Restaurant & Ultra Lounge Indulge in the chef’s avantgarde cuisine, w/exceptionally creative courses, local ingredients done from-scratch in our kitchen & the freshest seafood. We serve local Maine lobster, a menu w/savory chicken, & steak & pasta. Available for private parties & events. 51 Wharf St., Portland’s Old Port, 774-1151, 51wharf.com.
Beale St. Barbeque Eclectic American cuisine. The best hardwood-smoked & grilled meats, poultry, fish & seafood, as well as tasty appetizers, specialty sandwiches, salads, & creative daily lunch & dinner specials. Full bar w/ Maine microbrews on tap. No reservations needed, children welcome. Open all day, every day. 725 Broadway, S. Portland. 767-0130, mainebbq.com.
Famous lobster Roll, clam chowder, haddock chowder, lobster stew & delicious salads. Serving from 11am. Commercial St., Old Port, 772-2216, dimillos.com. The Dogfish Bar & Grille and The Dogfish Cafe “Great food, drink & service in a casual & unpretentious atmosphere.” Real local feel, reasonable prices & great food. The Cafe (M-Sa lunch, dinner & Su Brunch) offers a more intimate setting, while the Bar & Grille (open daily at 11:30am) offers live music W-Sa night. 128 Free St., 772-5483 (Grille); 953 Congress St., Portland, 253-5400, thedogfishcompany.com.
Espo’s Trattoria has been owned by the same family for over thirty years & will become your first choice for fine Italian dining. Menu items include homemade sauces, lasagna, fresh local seafood & tender steaks. Generous portion sizes are served by personable & professional staff in a family-friendly atmosphere. Takeout & catering are available. Lunch specials daily from 11am-3pm. espostrattoria.com.
The Black Tie Market & Bistro will satisfy anyone’s craving for great food served w/flair & fun. Now serving light breakfasts & lunches & everything you need to entertain at home. Made-toorder paninis & wraps, soups, home-baked desserts, & fresh salads. Try our candy bar, gelato, or a great bottle of wine. Now hosting wine tastings! 756-6230, theblacktieco.com. Boda is a “Very Thai” kitchen & lounge. Delicious selections of Thai home-style entrees, street-vendor inspired grilled skewers, tapas, & a full bar. Vegetarian options available. Come experience an eating culture of Thailand! No reservations & parking available. Late-night menu served until 1am. Open Tu-Su from 5pm-1am. 671 Congress St., Portland, 347-7557. Brea Lu Cafe has been serving up breakfast & lunch for 22 years! Favorite menu choices include 12 specialty omelets, build-yourown breakfast burritos, Belgian waffles w/ fruit, eggs Benedict & homemade corned beef hash. Lunch features homemade chili, fresh made-to-order sandwiches, burgers & wraps. Open daily, 7am-2pm. 428 Forest Ave., Portland, 772-9202. Bull Feeney’s Authentic Irish pub & restaurant, serving delicious scratch-made sandwiches, steaks, seafood & hearty Irish fare, pouring local craft & premium imported brews, as well as Maine’s most extensive selection of single malt Scotch & Irish whiskies. Live music five nights. Open 7 days 11:30am-1am. Kitchen closes at 10pm weekdays, 11pm weekends. 375 Fore St., Old Port, 773-7210, bullfeeneys.com.
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Great Lost Bear A full bar w/70 beer taps of Maine & American Craft breweries & a large Belgian selection. Menu features salads, burgers, a large vegetarian selection & the best nachos & buffalo wings in town. Discover where the natives go when they’re restless! Every day 11:30am-11:30pm. 540 Forest Ave., in the Woodfords area of Portland, 772-0300, greatlostbear.com. Jacqueline’s Tea Room & Gift Shop Authentic afternoon tea in an exquisite English setting. Over 70 of the finest quality loose-leaf teas to accompany your four-course luncheon of scones, finger sandwiches of all kinds & desserts. Great for intimate conversations & parties.Reservations only (not required for shopping). 10:30am-3pm. Tu-F & alternating weekends. 201 Main St., Freeport, 865-2123, jacquelinestearoom.com. Jameson Tavern has a casual bar, lounge & dining room. The building is the site of the signing of the Constitution for the state of Maine when it broke away from Massachusetts. Classic preparations served in a graceful & elegant setting make this a fine retreat from frenzied outlet shopping. 115 Main St., Freeport, 865-4196. * JP Thornton’s Bar & Grille offers upscale, fresh cuisine in a casual pub setting. Known in the Portland area for having a “Cheers-like” atmosphere, locals & those who stumble across this hidden jewel of Foodie favorites can enjoy hand-cut grilled steaks, fresh seafood & house appetizers w/a great selection of microbrews & specialty cocktails. 740 Broadway, S. Portland, 799-3100. Linda Bean’s Perfect Maine Lobster Roll is coming to Portland! The new location on Exchange St. will include the sweetest Maine lobster w/the company of a full-service bar. Using a ¼ pound of Maine lobster fresh from her own wharves & adding her special mix of herbs, the roll earns the right to be called “Perfect.” lindabeansperfectmaine.com Little Seoul Restaurant Authentic Korean cuisine and sushi bar in a relaxed, casual atmosphere. Quality food at reasonable prices. The service is excellent at Portland’s newest culinary experience. Located in the heart of the Old Port. No reservations needed. Open for lunch, dinner and takeout M-Th 11:30am-9pm, F-Sa until 10pm. 90 Exchange St., Portland, 699-4326.
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Lotus Chinese and Japanese Restaurant, 251 U.S. Route 1, Falmouth, Maine (Falmouth Shopping Plaza). We feature fullservice bar and lounge area, sushi bar, Chinese traditional food not available outside of Boston, friendly atmosphere and courteous service. 781-3453 Margaritas Mexican Restaurants & Watering Hole! Always free hot chips & salsa, legendary margaritas & the house specialty, the sizzling fajita. Happy hour M-F 4-7pm & free hot appetizers. 242 St. John St., Union Station Plaza, 874-6444 & 11 Brown St. near the Civic Center in Portland. Other locations in Lewiston, Augusta, Orono & Portsmouth, 774-9398.
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Grace A 160-year-old Methodist church engulfed by huge cathedral ceilings & beautiful stained-glass windows. Our eclectic menu & house-infused cocktails provide a perfect atmosphere for any occasion. Reservations are recommended w/ample seating at our circular 30-seat bar, or in our comfortable cocktail lounge. Open Tu-Sa evenings at 5pm. 15 Chestnut St., Portland, 828-4422.
E xciting, perfectly located Little Seoul doesn’t ust offer one kind of kimchi. To my way of thinking, that would be not so dee kimchi. Instead, they offer no fewer than six variations on the ,000-year-old traditional orean side dish each an entirely different explosion to the senses. One of them, the fermented cucumber, is so sneaky, vinegary, and strangely cooling it’s the culinary equivalent of having your office chair spun around halfway by someone surprising you. That is, the individual flavors here have extraordinary personality. From sweet to sour, spicy, or bitter, every one of your taste buds will be Holidaystimulated.shoppers selecting this new Exchange Street attraction as the perfect prelude to a movie at the Nickelodeon will be delighted to learn the show startsHungryhere. for exotic orean fare, we tore into the heavenly Pork Bulgogi 1 , stir-fried, spicy pork with esty red chili, onions, carrots, cabbage, thin ucchini, and sesame. It is deeply satisfying, with a Butpunch.waitthere’s the mouth-watering atsu 12 , lightly breaded, deep-fried strips of spicy chicken with a delicate, savory thin crust. This is served with crisp, shredded cabbage salad that’s a perfect counterpart to hot, crunchy chicken. Two da ling sauces a suave, remoulade-like tomatomayonnaise and a thinner, darker, kickier soy sauce with sugar and oyster extract complete the dishes.HeadurpYum.Bop 11. 0 is absolutely fresh salmon and white fish served with shredded vegetables and briny salmon roe decorating the presentation like colorful tree ornaments. It’s spicy and ex tremely present an eye-opener. Served in a hot stone bowl, spectacular Bibimbop 1 is the kind of stick-to-the-roof-of-yourmind dish that makes you close your eyes and crave it the next day. It’s rice topped with beef, shred ded seaweed, sesame seed, mushrooms, bean sprouts, and optional take it spicy orean chili sauce, served with a fried egg. Then, stir it up as desired to watch the elements combine and utter ly change. The result hits you so deeply you feel somehow that you’ve come home even if you’ve never tasted a dish like this before, even if you’ve never been to orea before
For dessert, try the Mochi ice cream little puffs of ice cream served with a delicate skin made of sticky rice and deluged with blueberries and chocolate sauce, each new bite a revelation. And we haven’t even mentioned the incredible sushi bar and Japanese entr es. Remember, we told you about this place first. ■ >> For more images, visit portlandmonthly.com.
Maria’s Ristorante est. 1960 is Portland’s finest Italian cuisine. Maine Sunday Telegram’s 4-star restaurant. Homemade sausages & the finest meatballs around, thick Veal Chops a la Maria, Zuppa De Pesce Fradiavolo, homemade gelato & Italianstyle cakes. “Preserving the authentic Italian dining experience.” Lunch & dinner Tu-Sa, $13-$25. 337 Cumberland Ave., Portland, 772-9232, mariasrestaurant.com. Miss Portland Diner, a Portland original. Visit the famous 1949 Worcester diner car serving breakfast all day & homemade diner classics. Beer, wine & liquor. Open daily from 7am-9pm. Located at 140 Marginal Way, Portland, 210-6673, missportlanddiner.com. One Dock Creative, contemporary New England Cuisine & traditional Maine favorites in a relaxed setting overlooking the Kennebunk River. The menu offers “small plates,” such as duck spring rolls, flatbread signature pizzas, pan-seared scallops in a maple glaze & a lobster & chipotle cheddar macaroni & cheese, proving to be fan favorites. W-Sa 6-9pm. 967-2621, onedock.com. Pat’s Pizza offers a full bar & family dining experience in the heart of Portland’s Historic District. Pat’s offers a full menu of appetizers, entrees, desserts & of course, pizza! We also have a large selection of salads & sandwiches for lunch. Large parties welcome, please call ahead. Located at 30 Market St., Old Port, 699-4455, patspizzaoldport.com. The Pepperclub is a prize-winning restaurant (“Best Vegetarian” & “Best Value” in Frommer’s Guide to New England) w/creative world
The Good Table “Honest, good food.” Made-from-scratch brunch, lunch & dinner. A well-rounded menu w/choices to please every palate. W/inspired blackboard specials, the kitchen always takes advantage of locally-grown produce & seafood. Full bar w/seasonal cocktails. Seasonal hours. 527 Ocean House Rd., Rte. 77, Cape Elizabeth, 799-4663, thegoodtablerestaurant.net.
The Great Impasta, a long-standing restaurant located on Maine St., serves Mediterranean-inspired food w/ a concentration on Italian dishes. This restaurant is a favorite of both locals & those from away. Incredible, fragrant aromas from the open kitchen hit you the moment you walk through the door. Vegan & gluten-free menus available. 42 Maine St., historic Brunswick, 729-5858, thegreatimpasta.com.
Big Heart a family affair at Little Seoul, with founder Insook Kim and daughter Younji (pictured). a chilly December evening, you can’t beat Little Seoul
Pier 77 & The Ramp Bar & Grill are owned & managed by Kate & Chef Peter Morency. Pier 77 has a formal dining room w/stunning views of Cape Porpoise Harbor & live music each weekend, while the Ramp is more casual, w/its own bar menu at hard-to-beat prices. 967-8500, pier77restaurant.com.
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* Pom’s Thai Taste Restaurant, Noodle House & Sushi Bar was voted “The Best of Portland ‘09” by Phoenix readers, w/ vegetarian & wheat-free options, a kid’s menu, made-to-order noodle soup & $1 sushi every M & Tu. 571 Congress St., Portland, 772-7999. Also in S. Portland, Pom’s Thai Restaurant at 209 Western Ave., 347-3000 & Thai Taste Restaurant at 435 Cottage Rd., 767-3599, thaitastemaine.com. The Run of the Mill brewpub is located in a restored mill building on Saco Island, offering quality food at reasonable prices; 24 beers brewed in-house throughout the year are rotated through seven taps. Sample 3 oz. of all beers on tap for just $5. Wine list & full bar. Trivia Mon, open mic Tu & live music Th, 5719648, therunofthemill.net. Saeng Thai House Authentic Thai food, w/an upbeat tempo & tantalizing dishes-zesty flavor awaits you here. Entrees include crispy noodle pad Thai, house specialty seafood choo chee, pad Thai, ginger fish, Sushi & much more. Eat in, take out, or delivery available. 267 St. John St., Portland, 773-8988, & Saeng Thai House 2 at 921 Congress St., 780-0900. The Salt Exchange American-style tapas, using local, organic & sustainable ingredients. Extensive beer & wine list. Wine tastings W 5-6:30pm include complimentary canapés. Open for lunch Tu-Sa 11:30am-3:00pm & dinner 5:30-9pm. (F-Sa, until 10pm). Lounge open Tu-Sa 11:30-close. 245 Commercial St., Portland, 347-5687, thesaltexchange.net. Silly’s, chosen “Best Bargain” by Yankee magazine now features something for everyone including weekend brunch along with vegan & gluten-free options. Silly’s staff, voted “Best Service” by Phoenix readers, presents all-scratch kitchen food in a whimsical setting either inside or in the garden patio. Open Tu-F 11am-9pm and Sa-Su 9am-9pm. 40 Washington Ave., 772-0360, sillys.com.
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Walter’s is one of Maine’s most popular restaurants. Chef/ owner Jeff Buerhaus is inspired by global influences. Seasonal menus are accented by creative daily specials. Extensive wine list & inventive cocktail creations complement menu offerings. M-Sa lunch 11:30am-2:30pm, dinner from 5pm, bar menu 2:30pm-midnight. Su brunch 10am-2:30pm. 2 Portland Sq., 8719258, waltersportland.com. Wells Beach Steakhouse & T-Bone Lounge serves prime & all-natural steaks, fresh seafood & delicious salads, w/Kobe sirloin steaks, set in a plush atmosphere. Enjoy a selection from the highly allocated new world wine list, or a signature Wells Beach martini under the starry ‘sky’ of the lounge. 73 Mile Rd., Wells, 646-2252, wellsbeachsteakhouse.com. * Yosaku Authentic Japanese culinary experience, designed by owner Sato Takahiro & chef Matsuyama Masahiro. Premium sushi, sashimi & rolls, including Yosaku, Portland Pirates & traditionally cooked Japanese cuisine for the sushi-shy. Enjoy a bento box beside a tranquil Japanese waterfall. Lunch M-F 11:30am-2pm, Sa-Su noon3pm. Dinner 5-9:30pm, F-Sa 5-10:30pm. 1 Danforth St., 780-0880. *reservations recommended
www.solobistro.com almost single-handedly to Solo Bistro, may soon be known as the midcoast destination.”Maine Home + Design Come see why everyone is talking about S in downtown Bath... Winner of Santé Magazine’s Innovative Culinary Hospitality Award Reservations at www.solobistro.com DECEMBER 2010 57 DI DINO INTERNATIONAL FURSNEW“OnNorthHAMPSHIREHamptontheseacoast” US Rt. 1, 135 Lafayette Rd. 603-964-7772 dinointlfurs@aol.com www.dinofurs.com Andover,MASSACHUSETTS“Downtown”33MainSt.978-470-33441-800-223-9004 MAINE South Portland, “Cornerbrook” 343 Gorham Rd. next to Talbot’s and near the Maine Mall open every day 207-772-1344 or 1-800-640-9635 *As our thank you, you’ll receive a customized clinical facial by Skin Therapeutics with your garment purchase. The gift givingonkeepsthat She’ll feel the love and warmth forever The gift givingonkeepsthat game room, 21 TVs, 16 beers on tap & large party accommodations. Daily food & drink specials & a menu w/everything from pub-style appetizers to homemade entrees. Open daily at 11am. 506 Main St., Westbrook. 854-5600, thestockhouserestaurant.com. Stonyfield Cafe (formerly O’Naturals) serves natural & organic flatbread sandwiches, tossed salads, rice & noodle bowls, soups, kids meals, organic tart frozen yogurt & Sunday Brunch. Quick service for people on the go…but our leather couches, wireless internet & comfortable atmosphere will entice you to stay. Chicken, roast beef, wild bison meatloaf, wild Alaskan salmon & many vegetarian items–there’s something for everyone. Falmouth, 781-8889, stonyfieldcafe.com.
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Twenty Milk St. U.S.D.A. prime & choice steaks & the freshest seafood, combining award-winning classic American cuisine w/ fine wines in a warm & inviting atmosphere. Crab cakes w/lemon shallot mayonnaise, baked escargot, charbroiled chili-lime scallops & sumptuous desserts. Complimentary valet parking. Dinner daily; also breakfast, lunch & brunch. Portland Regency Hotel, 774-4200, theregency.com. Varano’s Italian Restaurant Food so good, you may never cook again. W/stunning views of the coast & the Rachel Carson Wildlife Refuge. The best Italian food north of Boston. The menu offers signature Italian dishes & special family recipes & the comprehensive all-Italian wine list is a Wine Spectator award recipient since 2002. 60 Mile Rd., Wells, 641-8550, varanos.com.
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A pinch-your-pennies guide to Portland fitness venues. Sweat EquitySweat Equity Excuses. We’ve all got ’em, especially when it comes to breaking New Year’s resolutions. Take “Get in Shape,” for example. Whether that means shedding pounds or increasing cardiovascular fitness, oining a gym can help you achieve your goal. But the lamest excuse of all for not doing so in these lean times Money. Slim budgets seemingly make it difficult to put your health first, but by making informed decisions and a few small tradeoffs, physical fitness can be yours. Finding the money doesn’t have to be as drastic as, say, depriving yourself of a fun New Year’s celebration. Instead, start by taking hard look at your monthly spending, especially for “ or under” purchases like lunches out, convenience-store impulse buys, and post-work beers. With the median gym membership fee in Portland at 0 per month, you only need to sacrifice two indulges’ per week, whether that means occasionally making coffee or lunch at home or skipping happy hour freeing up time for a workout . You can save even more money by checking with your health insurance company. Many, like Anthem Blue Cross and Harvard Pilgrim, offer significant reimbursement on gym memberships about 1 0 per year on BY KAREN E HOFREITER
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60 PORTLAND MONTHLY MAGAZINE DOLLARS & SENSE Let’s Get HOSPITAL Amelia Sponseller, FNP at Fore River Family Practice What makes a Mercy Primary Care provider special? Yarmouth Opening Spring 2011! If you’re looking for the Mercy Primary Care location that’s best for you, please call 553-6913 for more information. If you’re looking for a new primary care provider close to home, chances are Mercy has one right near you. At all of our locations, you’ll find physicians, nurse practitioners and staff experienced in providing exceptional care for everyone from kids to seniors…backed by all the resources of Mercy, including the latest technology and unmatched attention to your personal needs. Expertise you can trust. A whole network of resources. Attention to each patient—body, mind and spirit. Close to your home or office. Portland’s familyindependentlyonlyownedandoperatedfuneralhome. 172 State Street, Portland • 773 6511 • ctcrawford.com 616 Congress Street • Portland, ME 207-799-0054 • portlandyoga.com weight machines, and free weights and there’s tons of square footage to accommodate members during peak hours. Consequently, it does have a bare-bones, warehouse feel. Due to their “no- udgment one” commitment, beginners may feel more comfortable however, this may be the reason for so few mirrors, which prevents exercisers from keeping an eye on proper form. If going to the gym is your escape from hectic daily life, the en-like atmosphere at The Body Architect is for you. Rain showers with pebble floors, re-minerali ed water, sweeping views of the East End, and innovative equipment like TR which uses partial suspension and your own body weight to build strength will have you looking forward to every workout. “Members see us as a private sanctuary, a refuge from the rest of their lives. They come to recharge and renew themselves,” says coowner Antonia Anderson. “We partner with our members to make a difference in their lives. We know them by name.” The more convenient the gym, the more likely you are to stick with it. The Bay Club has a prime downtown location, offers laundry service, and has two studios, allowing PLANET FITNESS $10/mo. WORLD GYM $15/mo. $25/mo. with classes COASTAL FITNESS $20/mo. $35/mo. with classes
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LASERVISION at Maine Eye Center is Maine’s only provider of iLASIK laser vision correction. iLASIK combines 100-percent blade-free technology with the world’s most advanced vision correction platform. Located at 15 Lowell Street in Portland. To determine if you are a candidate, call 791-7850 or visit maineeyecenter.com for more information.
LUCINDA’S DAY SPA creates a balance of beauty and wellness in a comfortable and welcoming atmosphere. We have been offering relaxing and beneficial manicures, pedicures, facials and massages since 1993. We have two convenient locations in Scarborough and Cumberland Foreside. 207-829-3100 x2, lucindasdayspa.com
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Certified audiologists DR. ROGER FAGAN AND DR. CAITLIN W. HELSTROM fit and riety hearing tinnitus auditory-processing convenient Portland location. Call today: 797-8738, or check out faganhearing.com. At FORESIDE DENTAL HEALTHCARE, our doctors do their best to focus on the individual patient’s needs and to be involved in all aspects of a patient’s dental care to achieve their healthiest, most beautiful smile. Come see for yourself! Call 207-781-2054. foresidedental.com DR. ARTHUR H. GAGER, specializing in periodontics and dental implants, has been helping people in Southern Maine maintain good oral health for over twenty years. Dr. Gager delivers the care you need with skill, experience, and commitment to your best interests. 283-4867, gagerperiodontics.com
ISN’T T H AT... Belfast, you’d find me at Chase’s Daily eating a muffin or at one of the local brew pubs. I also love Moody’s Diner. After playing a cheerleader on Hellcats, do you worry future acting endeavors may have you typecast? No, I don’t think playing a cheerleader pigeonholes me at all. Alice is dynamic and complex she’s smart and strong, hides her vulnerability, and has a ealous streak. The layers of her character allow me to show a large range with my acting. I believe this role will bring more different and interesting opportunities than if I were playing the girl next door. You weren’t a cheerleader in high school, but if you could go back in time, would you try out for the cheerleading squad? It would have been good for me. In unior high, when I was searching for my identity, it would have given me more confidence. If your career as an actress had not been successful, what would you be doing instead?
Teaching. Working with kids and being an influence is important and needed especially now, with cuts in funding. Behind every successful person is a mentor. Mine was and is my th-grade teacher, Mrs. Dale L. Breau, who still teaches at Morse Memorial Elementary in Brooks. What’s the best advice you’ve been given? Someone once told me to be a black belt at whatever I do. My passion for acting motivates me, and every day I give it my all. What actors do you feel you’re learning from right now as inspirations? And (assuming it’s not you) who would you choose to play you in a movie about your life? Eva Mende , Salma Hayek, Pen lope Cru , and my costar Ashley Tisdale. I’d want eke Palmer from Disney Channel’s True Jac son and the movie S elling Bee to play me in a movie. Naturally, I’d direct. ■ >> For more images, visit portlandmonthly.com.
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BEST PDA ON THE DOWN-LOW Beer goggles or no, PDA is not pretty. eep it classy and get close in that minty-fresh kind of way at Styxx, where the back dance floor is surrounded by co y booths draped in translucent mosquito’ nets.
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CITY BEAT the poles actually on the bar, which presents opportunities for dangerous P.D. .I.s Pole Dancing nder the Influence . Since a concussion guarantees she’s leaving with the paramedics and not with you, having a pole on the ground and a professional on site like at Styxx limits both selfinflicted bodily harm and embarrassment. For those wondering, PT’s Showclub was disqualified on the basis of unfair advantage or disadvantage, depending on how you feel about pasties and tassels.
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)(OOFCOUNTERCLOCKWISERMTPADAMCHTTENEDEN3FILEPHOTO D E CE M B E R 2010 77 wearing faux Armani and sipping expensive Scotch. The open floor plan leaves little space to run and hide should one start to swagger toward you. Best bet start bragging loudly about your beefcake boyfriend who’s out for a smoke and will be back any moment. BEST FLANNEL DANCING A pint of Gritty’s and views of roughed-up lobster boats may seem essentially Maine,’ but our state’s true colors come screaming through at Asylum, the only place in a city south of Canada where you’ll experience a sea of Bean plaid grinding to Lady Gaga. BEST CARRIE BRADSHAW MOMENT Need an escape Or perhaps you re a homesick urbanite from the big city, seeking refuge View from the PearlTop The Armory DEC10 9 7 79 .indd 77 11/15/10 11: PM
CITY BEAT from the aforementioned What Not to Wear scene Pearl before 10 p.m. is your place. A sultry lounge with live a by local acts like Lady en, cutting-edge cocktails, and a sophisticated, mixed crowd of fashionistas, yuppies, and workaholic middle-aged professionals, it could be a part of any New York minute for better or worse .
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So could the model-gorgeous bartenders shaking martinis and booties. But beware of exactly what you ask for it s likely you ll get it. When a member of our group pushed her empty martini glass toward the JessicaAlba doppelg nger and asked for another lychee unspoken assumption: a martini , she got ust that a lychee on a toothpick.
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The primarily 20-something crowd at Oasis and 1 Wharf make for a rousing, hormonecharged good time. But the date market is more like a meat market at Oasis, where despite live cover bands and giant Jenga games on the patio in summer the groping can get a bit tiresome. Such unwelcome harassment is grounds for expulsion at 1 Wharf, where they’ve figured out the magic formula: Cater to the ladies and the guys will follow them through the door.
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If you re looking for a place to bring the parents or grandparents or kids or platonic drinking buddy from out of town, you can always go with the Old Port standbys: Rosie s, R Rá, Dock Fore, Brian Boru, Dewey s, etc. They re as hunky-dory as it gets, but there’s something to be said for reliable familiarity like a good friend always up for Chinese takeout and a game of innocent poker. ■ >> For more images, visit portlandmonthly.com.
While hotel lounges have been recently rediscovered’ by the thirty-something set in cities like Boston and Los Angeles, Portland’s hotel bars are about as sexy as an airport lounge. The Armory at the Regency may have some Mad Men appeal, but with the heavy, dark-wood furniture and fake books painted onto the walls, it’s more suited to a three-martini lunch or smoke-free meeting of the old boys club than a littleblack-dress tryst. The Top of the East at Eastland Park Hotel is worth a visit for its glittering view page but it’s too bad the lounge itself has trouble topping it. You might find yourself hitting the sack early and not for the right reasons.
There’s nothing like capping off an upscale evening with a rende vous at Sangillo s. About the si e of a generous walk-in closet, this is a gritty, fuss-free bar where you’ll find Jack, Jim, and Johnnie served straight up with a no-nonsense smile. This is the place you can shoot Jell-O shots in your wedding dress while blasting Britney on the ukebox to the good-natured chagrin of the locals. N.B. True story.
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If you’ve got a bawdy sense of humor, you’ll appreciate the rest-room-stall graffiti at Geno’s Rock Club, where you’re guaranteed to be entertained during those many beer-induced trips to the porcelain throne. Don’t expect to find such fun at places like 1 Wharf, where they actually have bathroom attendants to hand you mints and keep the TP ing to a minimum.
INSP I R AT I O NS take something sustainable and make people think twice about it. Your sculptures are so organic, they seem to be made of themselves. How did you happen on that insight? After a silence. It was funny to make blades of grass out of lawn mower blades. Where did you get the blades for this project? I got some from people in Farmington who donated them. I also went to the a Deere dealership and bought blades for a dime a piece. I ended up bringing home 00 blades. And do your blades change to reflect the seasons? In the winter it becomes its own piece that stands out, and in the summer it looks like part of the tree next to it. It will change, it will be different. I don’t think anyone “gets” a sculpture until he or she has lived with it for a year. The nice thing about public art is that it’s out there 2 / .
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What makes the design of your leaves unique? As a whole, the sculpture leans forward like a tripod. The individual leaves look like they’re moving, and it directs the eye. I took that same diamond pattern, like the reflection of water, and used it in the lawn mower blades. If someone told you to remove one of the three blades, which one would it be? I suppose you could take away the center one the axis and still have the interaction of the other two making it work. That is the cra iest question I’ve been asked.
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How has the sustainability of the project complemented the building behind it? The education center is a LEED-certified building. They wanted a sculpture that said something about sustainability. I’m not against lawns they’re great for playing soccer on but it makes sense to have bushes and perennials and meadows instead. How many (perfectly good) parking spaces were used to make this? Not many, actually. Did you have any setbacks while building? I did ignite myself on fire three times.
SimpleStylishSmartjoneslandingSpectacular! 2010 81 ing, caving, and kayaking. I look to nature for the form. Did your wife come and visit you here? She did. We drove out to the coastline and had lobster, went hiking, went up Cadillac Mountain. I noticed how everything from the trees to the rocks was twisted from the wind, and there was lots of moss.
If you could live in Maine, where would you live? I love Farmington and Bar Harbor, but I’d have to live in Portland. You need things that big cities offer: steel, unk, and other artists to bounce ideas off. What place in Maine do you itch to install a wave sculpture? I would love to do a piece on the coast, maybe a wave constructed out of old wood beams from ships. It would be a memorial to people who have lost their lives at sea. If you could change anything to the design of a lobster (in a sculpture), what would you do? Make it out of those real colorful lobster traps and make it big enough that a child could walk through it. Is there anything you miss about Maine? I love the micro-breweries there. They are right up with Boulder, Colorado, with the good beer. In the South, they have horrible beer. They mustn’t have the good hops down there.
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Please ask and answer a question of your own that will take you out of your comfort zone. Or just tell us when you’re next coming to Maine. There is no question that takes me out of my comfort one. The ones that create an uncomfortable spark in you tend to produce the most interesting answers, and on occasion can even teach you a little something about yourself. But as for when I will next be in Maine, all I need is an invite and you will see me there, Harbor Bar in one hand, a list of strip clubs to investigate in the other, and the rest of me ready to tackle the nife’s Edge once again. Considering your work as a whole, you are the embodiment of an integrated media person. As a magazine writer [New York] and editor [High Times] yourself, tell us about the future of magazines. The experience of holding a maga ine you care about in your hands, seeing the surprises the editors have in store for you with each issue, not quite sure of what will interest you or what will not, cannot be duplicated with any other medium. I have been very fortunate to come along at a time when it was still possible to get in on putting out maga ines that made a stir in the public mind. Of course we will adapt, and there are a great many benefits to what you can do with an interactive, online maga ine, but the smell will never be there. The texture, or the ability to fold down a page, a page that might be discovered by someone else who happens to be reading it in your house and takes a second look because you have marked it, all that will be lost. Which is perhaps my biggest gripe with the extent the virtual world has permeated and altered our own namely, there’s nothing sensual about the Internet. The more time we spend with machines and virtual friends, the colder and more detached we seem to become.
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“He got a little wet,” manager Chris Shrum told us at the time. On another occasion, a rain-swept Dustin Hoffman called from a yacht in the harbor. Is there room at the inn for me Not if you don’t have a reservation, sir. We’re all booked But you can stay here any time you like, because the Norumbega is being sold this holiday season by LandVest as a single-family home, “which it was until the 1 0s,” says listing agent Terry Sortwell. “It’s . acres of landscaped grounds overlooking Camden Harbor and Penobscot Bay. It’s equally well-suited for continued operation as a luxury lodging facility or restored to use as a private residence. The building’s 1 en suite guest rooms and elegant common areas feature exquisite period architectural detail, including ornate wood paneling, exposed beams, carved trim and mantels, parquet floors, elaborate fireplaces with handcrafted wood and tile surrounds, and oversi ed windows that flood the rooms withAslight.”in,every room’s a great room.
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I DECEMBER 2010 93 fi tion have lost Mike and Gon o. It’s close to midnight and I have no idea where they are. They said they were going to pick up girls and I should wait at the house for them. That way they can fit more people into the Corolla. I have no idea how my parents did not wake up last night, but they didn’t. I’m not going to try my luck again, so I wait outside. They roll up to the house with three girls in the back. “Painter,” Gon o says. “You ain’t gonna believe who we picked up. It’s the Crab Tree girl ” It is. She looks more beautiful now than in the restaurant. “I’m Celosia,” she says, extending her arm. “Celosia,” I repeat. “That’s a unique name. Does it mean anything ” “It’s the name for a flower with plume-like spikes.” I am going to have something special with Celosia. I feel it in my bones, in my heart. She is nineteen. She lives twenty minutes south of Provincetown in a town called Wellfleet. We drink a little Popov and drive to the beach. All six of us are in the car, but I am alone with Celosia. The day we met her at the Crab Tree was her first day on the ob. We were the only customers she liked. Now we all go for another late-night swim, but the underwear stays on this time. She has a boyfriend, a boyfriend she’s had for three years. Everyone is having fun. Even Gon o is smiling. I don’t know what I’m going to do about this girl. At dawn we drive the girls to Celosia’s car. Mike and Gon o leave shortly after the girls and head back to Brooklyn. I’m sad to see them go. Who knows when I’ll see them again They’re not the best guys in the world, but they’re real. The kind of people my parents want me to hang out with don’t have any real problems. No backbone. I don’t ever want to be like that. I can’t stop thinking about this girl. She let me wear her sweatshirt last night and forgot to take it back. Or did she I contemplate driving down to Wellfleet to see her at work. She’s got a boyfriend, but her face won’t leave my head. I’m on my way to the Crab Tree, and the DJ tells me only one more day til the Fourth of July is in full effect. I pull into the parking lot and grab the sweatshirt as I head for the entrance. I can see her through the window. She looks as though she’s thinking about something, or someone. She’s surprised at first, then smiles and throws her arms around me. “I hoped you might come, but I didn’t know. I’m so glad you did,”
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94 PORTLAND MONTHLY MAGAZINE fi tion she“Dosays.you want to see a movie after you get off work “Absolutely,”” she tells me. Absolutely. I drive to the theater and reali e there is nothing playing at the right time. Back to the Crab Tree until she gets off. It is ten o clock. Her mother is away on vacation. She has the house to herself. We go there. Her house is fairly deep in the woods. Her room is on the first floor. We sit on the bed and talk about how she is unhappy with her boyfriend, Ivory. He is a small-time gun-dealer from New York who comes up here a lot so he can be with Celosia and his friends. My local friends are his friends, too. Why I’ve never met him, I don’t know. But I do know I don’t like him. Celosia makes him sound nasty. I wonder why this beautiful creature would be with someone like that, nasty. She could be with me. I’m about to tell her “dump him and run away with me” when I hear someone yell ”BOO ” through the window. It’s Ivory. Having ust been with Mike and Gon o for the past two days gives me the edge I need. I won’t wait for him to take charge I’ll get up and introduce“Howmyself. you doin’ Ivory I’m Alexander Painter. We have some friends in common.” “Friends in common ” he says to me. “Who ” He’s not as tall as me, but he sure as hell doesn’t look weak. “Oh, come on. I know Dan and Jeb and Dave and Jesse and Joshua and Robin. You do know them, don’t you ” He is taken back by this. He says a few words to Celosia in private and then leaves. “You know what he got me for my birthday ” she says to me after he’s gone a while. “G-string panties. What a erk.” “He sounds like a real pudknocker,” I tell her. “You do use the cra iest words, Alexander.”Wekiss.Her lips are soft, they cradle “Damn you, Alexander Painter. Damn you. Because of you, we will never have what we did, and that’s a shame; it was beautiful. The most beautiful thing I’ll ever see in my life.” mine. I spend the night there. I get home from work the next day and call Celosia. She sounds happy to hear my voice, and I am happy to hear hers. “So, Ivory came by today and got all his stuff,” she tells me. “He called me a tramp among other things. I told him all we did was cuddle, but he didn’t believe me bee bee oh, hold on, that’s my call waiting.” I wait. “That was Ivory.” She sounds slightly“Whatdisturbed.didhesay ” I ask. “He said, Alexander Painter is going to bleed tonight.’ Hello, are you still there ” “Yes, I’m still here. That really sucks ” “I don’t think you should go out tonight.” “Stop being ridiculous. It’s the Fourth of July. I have to go out.” “I mean it, Alex.” “So do I. I have to go now.” Damn it I should have known this was too good. I forgot that nothing in life is free. One way or what’s going down. I decide not to let it bother me. I’m good at opening a butterfly knife. I had to work hard to get it, but I did. I can open one in under a second, although I’ve never had to. Maybe it’s a bad idea to go out tonight. If I don’t Now, I’m scared. I know that if I don’t, I’ll be a coward for the rest of my Nlife.ight time. I go to a beach party my friend Aria is having. I know Ivory will be there. Everyone will be there. I have to get this thing over with. I cannot let it last one minute more than it has to, or it’ll kill me. I shouldn’t think thoughts like that they might come true. I take a few shots of vodka it loosens me up. My stomach is in knots waiting to see Ivory. Friends are trying to get me to smoke some dope, but that will only dull my reflexes. I have to stay sharp.Ivory arrives in his pick-up truck. He is alone. He spots me out of the crowd and heads in my direction. Grasshoppers are umping around in my belly. As he gets closer, I think of Celosia’s belly and how nice it was to feel its bare warmth on my hand. I think about how that one time may have been the last. Was it worth it I like this girl, but do I like her enough to bleed Either way, I’m not going to spend the rest of my life with her. How long could it last I’m going away to school soon, and I’m damned if I’m going to go with a girlfriend at home. This is not even about her anymore. If I told Ivory that it was over between Celosia and me, another, you pay. My father taught me that. I should have listened. I go downtown to a head-shop where I know I can get a butterfly knife. It s a good knife to have because it takes apparent skill to open properly. That should scare this Ivory punk. The guy who works the knife counter is from Brooklyn. His name is Vasque . He usually talks a lot of bull, but today he ust looks at me funny. Almost like he knows DEC10 9 9 i .indd 9 11/15/10 10:5 PM
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