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Dear freshmen

Study spots ........... Page 4 Intramural sports ... Page 6 Student groups .... Page 12 Resume tips ........ Page 16 Greek life.............Page 19 Campus safety.....Page 22 Campus tech ....... Page 24 Get Social......Page 27, 28 Frats back ........... Page 29 The China Monologues Q&A .............................. Page 36

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Paul Aiken / Staff Photographer Laura Pantleo looks over a map as she searches for her class on the first day of the 2016 fall semester on the University of Colorado’s Boulder campus.

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A freshperson arrives on campus with nothing but a sackful of dreams and underpants.

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By John Bear Staff Writer o you have decided to attend college, and what an excellent choice you have made! Boulder, Colo. The beautiful University of Colorado campus. The Flatirons, the Pearl Street Mall, yoga pants, etc. There’s also all that nearby skiing, snowboarding and rock climbing that might cut short your college education and/or life but is so much fun it doesn’t matter. They don’t call Colorado the “Leisure Fatality State” for nothing. Actually, they don’t call it

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Study spots

Fuel mind and body with caffeine and snacks

Gird up your loins with turtles, boba and the Flatirons

By Elizabeth Hernandez Staff Writer hen test season rolls around and you’re neck deep in a philosophy textbook that’s making you question all the choices you’ve ever made including pursuing a college degree, there are only two things that will get you through: absurd amounts of coffee and sheer hope. That’s why the most coveted studying spots on CU’s campus provide access to one or the other, and the best have both. If you’re desperately searching for motivation in the bottom of your thermos and looking for a way to commodify optimism when midterms and finals roll around, look no further than these spots to get your knowledge on.

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The single most important thing to know about studying at CU is that if you sit near the Laughing Goat at Norlin Commons long enough, you will get a free latte. Whether it be from a messed up drink order, someone dashing out for a forgotten final before picking up their chai tea or a barista taking pity on you for rendering your Spanish notes unreadable with your own tears, the magical

words of “free coffee!” will ring through the busy library spot when you need it most. It’s happened to me more than once, and I swear it’s the reason I passed my required science course.

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This dreamy spot just beyond Norlin Quad can be your muse when you’re in need of inspiration. Pick a bench or spread out on the grass — I highly recommend near the waterfall feature — and crack open that book you need to finish. If you start spiraling into a study-induced panic attack, just stare at one Cliff Grassmick / Staff Photographer of the lake’s many turtles for some zen. Look Tricia Trujeque plays the ukulele near the lake at Kittredge on the at how relaxed they are. Maybe you don’t University of Colorado campus. You could study there, too, if the uke is even need to pass this test. Maybe you can not your thing. just hang out with the turtles for the rest of your life. Admittedly, there’s no caffeine here, but there is a large body of water if you Not all who wander are lost, but here’s a map get thirsty. Just kidding. Don’t drink the lake A new online map of the University of Colorado campus is water. That’s gross. going beyond the typical “you are here” format.

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Housed in the ATLAS building on campus, this study spot offers the standard fare of coffee and tea with added bonuses like boba tea and blended drinks, too. The space is bright,

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Club sports at CU Baseball Crew Cycling Dance Equestrian Fencing Field Hockey Fly Fishing Freeskiing Hockey, Men’s Hockey, Women’s Kayak Lacrosse, Men’s Lacrosse, Women’s Racquetball Roller Hockey Rugby, Men’s Rugby, Women’s Snowboarding Soccer, Men’s Soccer, Women’s Softball, Women’s Swimming and Diving Taekwondo Tennis, Co-ed Triathlon Ultimate, Men’s Ultimate, Women’s Volleyball, Men’s Volleyball, Women’s Water Polo Men’s Water Polo Women’s Wrestling Learn more at colorado.edu /recreation/recreation/ club-sports/listing

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League from page 8 including baseball, cycling, equestrian, fencing, lacrosse, swimming and more. CU is well known for competitive club programs — the triathlon club team has won more than a dozen national titles, and the CU club swim

team is not far behind with at least nine national titles. For more information about club sports, visit colorado.edu/recreation/ club-sports.

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Clubs from page 12 Doctor Who Club With the news of this British sci-fi television show’s female lead that made sad boys even more sad, this club is likely to have a lot to discuss during its weekly meetings. You might not learn anything about the

medical field, but pop culture is important, too. For more information, go to the club’s Facebook page, facebook.com/groups/ 409548145778130, or email doctorwho@colorado.edu.

Figure Drawing Club

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feel like you’re way fancier than you actually are, this club allows you to draw live, nude models. You don’t even have to be an experienced artist to take part, and some supplies are provided. For more information about the club, email figuredrawing@colorado.edu.

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said. “That’s a great revelation to have freshman year instead of senior year.” aiting until the end of His suggestions to make your senior year to start writing a resume may yourself stand out as a good job prospect include finding put you on the fast track to leadership opportunities becoming a full-time — and through campus clubs and fully broke — basement activities, working for free dweller. or cheap through internTo up your chances of ships, and working a retail securing a job that pays or campus job on the side actual money, Ben Wurzel, to gain workplace experia manager and career advis- ence. er in CU’s Office of Career Ser vices, says don’t wait Don’t sell yourself short until graduation. Wurzel said one of the Jeremy Papasso / Staff Photographer “You may come to find biggest mistakes students Get a friend to double-check your work. They might have valuable insights, like recommending “volunteered that you have nothing to make when crafting a as security assistant at specialty conference” instead of “checked costumes for choking hazards at furry put on your resume,” he resume is leaving out work convention.” experience that they think isn’t relevant to the job. But any job you’ve had is relevant, he said, because it proves you can hold a job. “All professional work experiences, whether it’s at a fast food restaurant or a Fortune 500 company, look Go BuFFs s! good to an employer,” he said. “It’s showing you have transferable skills to other, higher-level work.” And if you’ve been in college for four years and lucky enough to have someone else paying all your bills? Write that down, too: College is hard work and definitely should be on your resume.

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Bullet points highlighting your experience and skills are good, Wurzel said, but they often lack substance. Use numbers to quantify your accomplishments. For instance, a 4.0 GPA is great, but did you graduate in the top 1 percent of your class? Shout that out. Being a manager at Hollister is cool, too, but it

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Resume from page 16 becomes much more impressive if you oversaw 15 other people. “Quantifying with numbers can make a resume look really sharp,” Wurzel added.

No mass marketing

You know when you get a mass text from that one friend wishing you a Happy New Year? It’s OK, but it doesn’t give you the warm fuzzies of a personal message sent only to you.

The same is true for resumes and cover letters. “Do not send out 100 of the same cover letters just changing names of company,” Wurzel cautions. “For jobs you really want, write a cover letter for each indi-

vidual job. It shows you’ve done your research and matched what you’ve got to offer with what they’re looking for.” He recommends having a master resume with all your creds on it, then creating a

one-page resume that targets a specific job.

Don’t get fancy

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Photos by Jeremy Papasso / Staff Photographer Left: Never write your resume in a hurry. Also never shave in a hurry. Especially downstairs. Right: Congratulations! You have successfully written a resume that is unblemished by clip art, Comic Sans or sexually inappropriate hobbies. Now to hand it to potential employers, who’ll just make you retype everything into their online application forms.

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and fonts, eye-catching graphics — they’re mega cute and oh-so-easy to plug your creds into (giggity). But use caution, Wurzel said. “Keep it simple and basic,” he said. “Stay away from anything that’s too flashy. One important thing to keep in mind is your resume is your marketing material. The goal is not to get the job, it’s to get the inter view.” Don’t forget to proofread. Ask friends, family, professors and anyone else you can bribe to read over what you’ve written and point out any pesky typos. Wurzel said counselors in the Office of Career Ser vices are also willing to take a look and review your efforts. Plus, they can help you figure out what types of jobs you should apply for in the first place. “We have all sorts of assessments to help you get to know yourself better so your work experiences line up with who you are,” he said.

Craft a killer cover letter Ah, the cover letter. One of the trickiest skills to master. In the first paragraph, you say “why them” — why you want to work there. Use the second paragraph to say “why you” — why they should want you to work there. And the final paragraph is when you say, “Let’s get together and chat some more.” Ask for an interview or prompt a follow up, with a line in there about the mutual benefits of bringing you on board. Keep it to a page or shorter.

Nail your next interview You’ve got your foot in the door. Don’t make them slam it shut on you by looking sloppy and incompetent. There are three questions every interviewer is thinking when they talk to you: Do you have the skills (or the ability to learn) needed to do the job? Do you have the enthusiasm to do the job? and Do I like you?

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By Anthony Hahn Staff Writer ant to go Greek, where the bonds of friendship are only a sip away from your first taste of jungle juice and the living quarters resemble something straight out of the “Night’s Watch”? You’re not alone. Roughly 14 percent of University of Colorado undergrads are involved with Greek life on the Boulder campus. Even the University is starting to come around on those once-eschewed dens of sin, announcing earlier this month that it planned to reestablish ties with fraternities amid two new chapters Cliff Grassmick / Staff Photographer affiliating with the Boulder Consider joining the Pi Lambda Chi Latina sorority if you wanna shake it while wearing perfectly coordinated campus. dance outfits.

We broke down the different types of sororities and fraternities you can join, what it will cost you and what to expect during recruitment and beyond.

Sororities and fraternities

There are two types of councils in the University of Colorado Greek system: the Panhellenic Executive Council and the Multicultural Greek Council. The Panhellenic Executive Council consists of nine national chapters and one associate member that is religiously based, according to Greek life officials. Recruitment for Panhellenic sororities runs Sept. 1-7. Look out for the Greek Life

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Safety tips

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tures. The first is an emergency button that can be pushed if a student feels veryone wants to enjoy threatened that sends their their college experience, location to law enforcement. and that means having a safe There’s also a timer function campus. that alerts police if a student The University of Colorado does not return from an and the CU Police Departevent to disarm the alert after a set amount of time. ment offer a number of resources to help keep stuInstead of walking alone at dents safe. night, students can also take In emergencies, CU’s advantage of resources like police dispatch center the Buff Bus and NightRide, receives both calls and texts which can be reached at 303to 911, while their dispatch 492-SAFE (7233). line at 303-492-6666 can be Students should also make called in non-emergency. sure they are signed up for Students are also encouremergency text alerts from aged to download the Lifeboth CU and the Boulder Jeremy Papasso / Staff Photographer line Response App, which is County emergency mass I know it will feel like an emergency if someone kidnaps your heirloom, vintage Razor scooter, but the cops free to students attending notification system at might not see it that way. Call the CU Police Department’s dispatch line at 303-492-6666 for nonCU and has two safety feaSee SAFETY, page 23 emergencies, or file a report online.

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Safety from page 22 alerts.colorado.edu. Victims of crimes that are non-emergencies — including theft, graffiti and traffic concerns — are encouraged to use the online system, which is easy and convenient for victims, who can simply file a report online at colorado.edu/police/ records-reports/onlinereporting-campus-incidents.

To reduce the odds of a stolen bike, police suggest keeping bikes inside whenever possible or locking them in well-lit and well-traveled areas when they are kept outside. Bikes also should be secured with U-locks, not the easier-to-break cable locks or chains. Owners should register their bicycles with either Boulder or University of Col-

orado police, which makes the bikes easier to flag if they are located or sold. CU students can register their bikes with the CU Bike Station outside the University Memorial Center or online at cubikestation.com. Laptops, phones and other electronic devices can be registered at CU’s Telecom-

munications Center, 1045 18th St.; Boulder Public Safety Building, 1805 33rd St.; Boulder PD Hill Community Police Center, 1310 College Ave.; and Pearl Street Community Police Center, 1500 Pearl St. Information such as serial numbers and a description of the laptop can help, along

with the IP address — which can be tracked by CU if the laptop logs on to the school’s network. For more information and resources, visit colorado.edu/police/ crime-prevention-safety. Mitchell Byars: twitter.com/mitchellbyars

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By Mitchell Byars Staff Writer echnology plays a big role in being a student these days, so the University of Colorado is making resources available for its students. One of the resources students should be aware of is CU’s software licenses, which allow CU students to download the licenses for computer programs like Microsoft Office, Adobe Creative Suite and ChemDraw. “Even if it’s not for free, with many of the programs, there is a discount or we can point students to how to get discounts,” said Greg Stauffer with CU’s Office of Information and Technology. Stauffer said CU also offers access to an online

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program called L ynda that has training videos on a wide variety of topics like business skills and software training. Since CU has switched its email from CU link to Gmail, Stauffer said that means students have access to Google apps like Google Drive and Google Docs. Using their Gmail accounts, students can now also send documents from their mobile devices Colorado Daily file photo Your special status as a CU student means more than discounted movie tickets (keep that ID handy). You can straight to any of the printalso get software like Microsoft Office and AutoCAD for free or at reduced rates. ing stations on campus. All students are given printing credits based on the

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in that big essay — or a daydream about the Flatirons you won’t be able to stop staring at. Either is productive.

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This study option is for the serious snacker only. If you’re in the mood to hole up in one location all day and only get up to retrieve a new bowl of cereal, coffee, ice cream cone and piece of pizza every hour or so, the C4C is the place for you. Spread out all your materials on a table, and let your mind and belly feast for the day, my friend. Elizabeth Hernandez: twitter.com/ehernandez

Jeremy Papasso / Staff Photographer Your laptop is likely going to be an overburdened workhorse for the foreseeable future. When that pony gets sick, hit up the free tech support at Norlin Library before you opt to put it down.

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amount of classes they are taking and can add money onto their BuffOne cards. “It’s valuable if you are just tr ying to print a paper and run to class,” Stauffer said. CU will continue to offer free, walk-in tech support in Norlin Librar y and at the Technology Learning Center for students with computer problems or who need help installing programs. Stauffer also said any students who get new technol-

ogy for Christmas should remember to register their devices with OIT, which can use electronic IDs to register ever ything from laptops to tablets to smartphones. “That information can be helpful to recover a device if it is lost or stolen,” Stauffer said. For more information on these and other tech resources at CU, visit colorado.edu/oit.

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who wrote his or her dissertation positing the theory that from page 2 all straight white men are repressed homosexuals who numerous signatures on repress other groups of peopaperwork. Thank God for ple as an excuse to not make defibrillators is all I’m sayout with one another. At the ing. same time, a conservative College is where your polit- group on campus will hold an ical views will become fixed ill-advised “affirmative action and immutable, at least until bake sale” where they sell you become old and bitter white cookies for a dollar and (38). Here’s how. You will Mexican cookies for a dime. have at least one professor Hopefully, you will wind up

somewhere in the middle. College is a time to experiment with drugs. Here are the rules. Marijuana after noon, alcohol on weekends and cocaine when its free. Actually, that is terrible advice. Scratch that. Here is better advice: Marijuana is superior to alcohol. I’ve been a crime reporter for about 10 years, and I’ve never read the following in a police report: “Suspect had been

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smoking marijuana all day when he punched and then choked his girlfriend.” Alcohol, yes. Marijuana, no. Marijuana also makes the Cheeto dust on your fingers look like flames, which is fun when you’re alone. It’s likely you will be drinking, however. Sadly, it’s a huge part of the social fabric of our country, and Colorado loves its chocolate pumpkin spiced India pale ale (barf). So if you must get schnockered, try it in your dorm room the first time. You can avoid the inevitable felony charges that arise when you can’t hold your liquor. All manner of tragedy can strike while binge drinking. Men: If you are a little buzzed and you are making out with a woman who is so drunk she can only speak in vowels, be a gentleman. Walk her home, make sure she gets inside safely, go home, pleasure yourself and go to bed. If you believe that you might be a sexual predator, please, kill yourself. Women: If you are out with a group of friends, one of your members may tap out because she is too drunk to walk. A guy says, “You can leave her with me. I’ll take care of her.” He has a nice

smile. Don’t leave her with that guy! First of all, that’s a violation of Girl Code Chapter 9, Subsection D: Never leave a man behind. Secondly, that guy has nefarious intentions. But don’t let a few bad apples spoil the college sex. It should be an opportunity to explore one’s innermost desires and hopefully catch a communicable, but curable, sexually transmitted disease. College is barely worth the cost of admission if you don’t take that shot of piña coladaflavored antibiotics while the clinic doctor shoots you a stern, unsmiling gaze. So have fun, and be creative. Read up on affirmative consent, too. It’s important to know that your partner or, if you are lucky, partners are totally willing participants in any weirdness that goes down. It was never an issue with me in college. I’m grumpy and I write well. The women threw themselves at me. Then they left. They always left. Sigh. Anyway, you should probably study at some point. Read more Bear: colorado daily.com/columnists. Stalk him: twitter.com/ johnbearwithme

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Greek Life

CU re-establishes ties with fraternities

By Elizabeth Hernandez Staff Writer fter two years of fishing for takers in its bid to reestablish ties with fraternities, the University of Colorado announced in July that it has reeled in two outside chapters, making the launch of its own Interfraternity Council official following a 12-year hiatus. Phi Delta Theta and Sigma Tau Gamma will be moving onto the Boulder scene in the upcoming academic year, although, technically, there will be no fraternity houses to move into. At least, not at first. “Neither one of them have plans to have an actual facility,” said Stephanie Baldwin, Greek Life assistant director for the university. “They would like to focus more on recruitment and setting up the chapters for success.” Fraternities officially broke off from the university in 2004 after the alcohol-poisoning death of Chi Psi pledge Lynn “Gordie” Bailey Jr. In the aftermath, CU asked the groups to sign an agreement to delay rush until the spring and ensure each chapter had a live-in supervisor. Boulder’s fraternities — there are currently 19 — didn’t bite and instead formed an independent, off-campus Interfraternity Council. CU has been trying to start its own Interfraternity Council for the past two years without success. Sororities and multicultural Greek groups are affiliated with the university and have two CU staffers as advisers. CU is believed to be the only university in the country with a Greek program where fraternities aren’t affiliated with the school but other Greek organizations are. In October 2015, CU officials were in talks with two outside fraternity chapters to affiliate with the university. One of those chapters, Delta Sigma Phi, decided to join the independent council instead. The requirements CU pushed that deterred the Greek groups are no longer on the table, Boulder campus spokesman Ryan Huff said.

In fact, Baldwin said she doesn’t know why the existing Boulder fraternities won’t link up with the university. “The invitation was definitely extended to them and continues to be extended,” Baldwin said.

members of the existing IFC have talked plenty with CU. They just haven’t liked what they’ve heard. “What do I have to agree to?” Stine asked. “What are the obligations? What authority that undergraduates currently have total control over ‘Is the door closed? No’ would they be ceding to a new Marc Stine, Greek Advocate council or university adminisfor the independent Boulder tration?” Interfraternity Council, said When CU approached the

independent IFC two years ago to discuss a potential merger, Stine said his organization was turned off by parts of the deal CU said were nonnegotiable, such as the university’s involvement in fraternity discipline and sanctions, advisers and financial disclosures. “It’s not that the fraternities are anti-CU,” Stine said. “These guys are true Buffs for life. They don’t like not being

2 new chapters affiliate with Boulder campus affiliated, but they’re not willing to give up their independence they’ve worked so hard to build.” Baldwin confirmed that their policies have not changed in the last two years. “If the conditions for being a recognized student organization today are the same as they were two years ago, there’s probably no point in

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Fair at the University Memorial Center in August, which is an opportunity for new female students to learn about the nine chapters. The Multicultural Greek Council encompasses seven sororities and fraternities that tend to focus on social justice, diversity and culture. Since 2005, fraternities have not been connected to the university officially. The Interfraternity Council acts as a private community organization, but still recruits and caters to male students at CU. There are currently 16 fraternities and two interest groups (basically, fraternity chapters that are in the process of forming) in Boulder. Look out for formal IFC recruitment events for fraternities in late September. In the fall of 2015, the university announced that it would like to re-affiliate with the fraternities and launched its own fraternity community for new chapters that would like to start in Boulder. So far, the university has not

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Cost

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chapter houses, which are privately owned and maintained by local or national alumni house corporations. Some chapters require members to live in these houses, and some do not, but Greek life officials say living in Greek life housing is comparable to other housing options.

Greek life for you probably isn’t going to resemble the “neighbors” movies. You can expect social events, philanthropies and volunteer events, friends and even studying (gasp). Recruitment varies between the three types of Greek organizations. Panhellenic recruitment is extremely formal and structured (to prevent any funny business). You can expect five days of constant talking with active members (women who are already initiated into the sororities), skits, plenty of snacks and maybe even a little bit of heartbreak. The process doesn’t guarantee that everyone will end up in a sorority or end Colroado Daily file photo up in the sorority of their choice. Recruitment for MulticulIt can cost around $1,300 the first year after you join a tural Greek Council chapters is more informal, starting chapter, which includes with a meeting to gauge some one-time expenses. interest. After that, it’s slightly less Fraternity recruitment expensive each year, dependis a mix of formal and inforing on which chapter you mal. Interested men can join and whether or not you visit different chapters live in a Greek house. Ask informally during a two-week about cost during recruitSee GREEK, page 32 ment.

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Greek from page 30 recruitment period, but they must register. One popular Greek event is Dance Marathon, an allday event hosted each year by the Panhellenic Executive

Council. In years past, this event has raised more than $40,000 for specific charities and organizations. If you’re looking for some leadership roles to put on

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Sieh from page 36 tried to feed Manfriend a bite of my blueberry muffin and he got a little over-zealous. That astronomer friend who owes you $100 has just discovered the large “Planet X” just beyond Pluto’s orbit. She offers you naming rights to get out of debt. What’s the name that’ll go in future textbooks? Leonard. You wake up to a string of epithets shouted in a familiar voice. Gordon Ramsay is pacing in your bedroom, and he won’t go away until you cook something worth his time. What dish can you

make to appease him? Overcooked vegetables served over undercooked Rice-a-Roni. What new musical genre will take over the charts in 2018? My favorite bands from the ’90s will make a comeback. In lieu of original hits, they cover Disney movie classics. You have died and become a ghost. (My condolences.) What place or object do you haunt, and how do you express your otherworldly frustration? I would circle around various Mexican food establish-

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